#melbourne - 2015-11-18 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2015-11-18

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
« 2015-11-08 2015-11-19 »
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> plot twist, i'm awesome
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> my lord! Neighbours are fighting again!
05:00 <Liinda> night all xo
07:00 <Maurice> Is anyone else surprised Charlie Sheen has HIV
09:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if he actually slept with all the random women on the show 
10:00 <novek> he got it from john cryer
10:00 <Maurice> They joked so much on the show about him having some sort of disease, and now it's true
10:00 <Maurice> I wonder who will sell their story saying he got it from them
10:00 <Maurice> Man, woman or horse
11:00 <Serenity> my bet is IV drugs
11:00 <novek> nothing wrong with sheen he is a man of many talent
11:00 <Maurice> Ooh IV might be it
12:00 <Maurice> How fucking huge is Billie Pipers mouth
12:00 <Clarkson> get that shit out of my curry
12:00 <Maurice> Christ, could swallow a small village
13:00 <Serenity> You leave rose tyler alone
13:00 <Maurice> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o4-SA2BJrMM/maxresdefault.jpg
13:00 <Maurice> It's huge
14:00 <couleurs> Beautiful Horse Teeth.
14:00 <couleurs> i'd give her a carrot ;)
15:00 <TheRiddler> neigh
18:00 <Serenity> i wanna see his carrot
28:00 <TheRiddler> on tv
28:00 <TheRiddler> sex in class
28:00 <TheRiddler> "15/16 old kids learn sex ed in a explicit way"
29:00 <TheRiddler> so probably teaching them with porn clips lol
29:00 <Clarkson> theyre all having fun women wanna join mens cosplay groups. im kinda thinking the men in it are gay tho they dont want em to join
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd we got 1980's vids
29:00 <adi2> Hello 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> bi
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> I remember this cartoon 1
30:00 <TheRiddler> for sex ed
30:00 <Clarkson> quickly grown shit just for tyhe profit
31:00 <TheRiddler> it was 2 black cats frotting it on a bed sheet
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <TheRiddler> explaining how pubic hair is used
32:00 <TheRiddler> not the actual penis n vagina
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> jizzing on the ferce
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's why 1 kid said
33:00 <TheRiddler> the accent is uk
34:00 <TheRiddler> ferce or faece
34:00 <TheRiddler> instead of face
34:00 <adi2> So is austnet just full of admins only now?
34:00 <Trevor> correct i am the administration of austnet
35:00 <adi2> THEE administrator?
35:00 <Trevor> plz pay austnet tax via paypal to [email protected]
35:00 <Trevor> or ill tell ur wife about ur child porn
35:00 <adi2> Full of sh*t
35:00 <adi2> Its .org 
35:00 <Trevor> no im chinese
36:00 <adi2> Chinese man named trevor?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor is an annoying cunt.
38:00 <adi2> Wow language! 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, truth
38:00 <Maurice> I just went to ash my smoke but flicked it and it landed between my toes
38:00 <Maurice> Tickled..
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> OUCH!
39:00 <Trevor> yes i work for telstra
39:00 <adi2> Telstra is shit
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> by telstra, he means he is on the dole
42:00 <DrGore> next
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed DrGore
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> perfect time for a, "next"
43:00 <adi2> Referring too?
43:00 <DrGore> to
43:00 <adi2> Two
44:00 <Serenity> tew
44:00 <DrGore> clear clear
44:00 <DrGore> phew
45:00 <adi2> Im putting the band back together guys
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.vice.com/en_au/video/spitman-full?utm_source=vicefbanz
46:00 <DrGore> tl;dr
46:00 <DrGore> next
47:00 <DrGore> i'm pwning this
47:00 <DrGore> i can't be cunts too woohoo
59:00 <TheRiddler> watching night at the museum 3
03:00 <xm> how many tiggiers so far
04:00 <TheRiddler> looks ok so far
04:00 <screws> hey gang
04:00 <TheRiddler> robin williams\
04:00 <TheRiddler> in it is alittle sad
18:00 <Mei> katatonic_kate want to fight?
20:00 <British^Meat> :) hot
21:00 <Serenity> pow
26:00 <Mei> pow pow 
37:00 <thestig> pew pew
38:00 <myimmortal> hello doctor 
43:00 <British^Meat> So, anonymous r gonna take down ISIS
43:00 <British^Meat> honest, i heard that and literally lol'd
57:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
57:00 <dematerialised> it is i, faggotron
57:00 <dematerialised> come to fag your night up
58:00 <screws> great.
58:00 <Ana_Ng> fagtastical
58:00 <screws> just when things were starting to look down. yay.
58:00 <TheRiddler> what's her face is playing a british security guard in this movie
58:00 <dematerialised> of course the first two people to comment are the biggest faggots here
58:00 <dematerialised> what movie riddler
59:00 <TheRiddler> night at the museum 3
59:00 <TheRiddler> rebel wilson
00:00 <dematerialised> oh the fat not-funny comedienne
00:00 <dematerialised> "lol im fat so i will make self deprecating fat jokes so people will laugh with me instead of at me"
00:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick m8
00:00 <Maurice> She's awesome
00:00 <dematerialised> no she's not
01:00 <dematerialised> she's just as much a faggot as anyone
01:00 <Maurice> She is, don't make me fight you
01:00 <dematerialised> bitch i will rek u
01:00 <Maurice> You wish jellyfish
01:00 <dematerialised> bich nyigguh
01:00 <Maurice> I'm about to go all Holly Holms on your bitch ass
01:00 <dematerialised> thats ok i'd still root rhonda
02:00 <Maurice> She obv hired a proctologist to remove her head from her arse so it could get kicked in
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:00 <Maurice> She's been such a mofucking cocky bitch in the last few months
03:00 <steven_> http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/11005206_1540464782873402_957424242_n.jpg
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah because everyone was lining up to suck her dick because she was the first half-decent UFC female champ
03:00 <dematerialised> she wasn't the best
03:00 <Maurice> I dunno, she probably got more hate than love
03:00 <dematerialised> although she did look like she wasn't 100% when she stepped into the ring
04:00 <dematerialised> looked like she'd just done 5 lines of coke
04:00 <steven_> she wasnt, but she needed to lose
04:00 <Maurice> I wish people would stop making excuses for her, she was beaten, it happens to everyone
04:00 <Maurice> Except me of course
04:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty great
05:00 <Maurice> Don't all agree at once, sheesh, tough crowd
05:00 <dematerialised> ok rebel
06:00 <Maurice> Naww, you're too sweet
10:00 <dematerialised> both the maccas here had like 50 cars in their drivethroughs
10:00 <dematerialised> it must be national fatty night
10:00 <Maurice> I got an MnM mcflurry today, so you might be right
10:00 <Maurice> I waited about 10 mins in the drive thru
11:00 <TheRiddler> fat macs for fat mac
11:00 <dematerialised> it was ridonculous
11:00 <dematerialised> almost got pulled over the speeding too
11:00 <dematerialised> because onramps are fun
11:00 <dematerialised> came over the hill and a HWP had a trucked pulled over
11:00 <dematerialised> i was like woooooops
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Serenity> ummahh
23:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
28:00 <DrGore> lol
40:00 <Serenity> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
40:00 <Serenity> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
44:00 <Maurice> That hurts my eyes
53:00 <Bonny> nn
58:00 <Lumeah> None about 
01:00 <dematerialised> service are kill
23:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/Y3tIgQi.jpg
20:00 <faux> Ohhhhh yeeeeaahhhh
23:00 <ShadowLurker> how boring
25:00 <zaim> you're boring
25:00 <ShadowLurker> go fuck a cactus
27:00 <zaim> which end
33:00 <thestig> heyyy
42:00 <faux> Fuck perth
42:00 <faux> Sent its shit hot weather over here
44:00 <thestig> with love from perth
48:00 <Abortion> We hit 40C here in Adelaide
48:00 <Abortion> today
55:00 <faux> 35 today 36 tomorrow
55:00 <faux> 39 Friday 
55:00 <faux>   
55:00 <faux> .
55:00 <Abortion> We're trending downwards after today
55:00 <faux> Dad hates th aircon so im dying
55:00 <faux> Althought its p cool in his house
55:00 <Abortion> "too expensive"?
56:00 <faux> No
56:00 <faux> He gets sick
56:00 <Abortion> oh
56:00 <Abortion> bugger
56:00 <faux> when i have it on at hone
56:00 <faux> He goes nuts
56:00 <faux> Lolll
56:00 <faux> He wants to leave
56:00 <faux> but im stayin here for a bit
56:00 <Abortion> maybe it needs to be cleaned, might have mould or something in it
56:00 <faux> The cold
56:00 <faux> Makes him sick
56:00 <Abortion> really?
56:00 <faux> Im like uh
56:00 <Abortion> huh
56:00 <faux> We dont have to put it on 16
57:00 <faux> Even 21-22
57:00 <faux> to cool the place 
57:00 <faux> Oh well
58:00 <faux> Bought a glasa cover for me phone today
58:00 <faux> So much easier to put on than plastic
58:00 <faux> No bubbles.
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/iloveKWH/photos/a.200829113332829.50426.178070422275365/917748054974261/?type=3&permPage=1
58:00 <ShadowLurker> what
58:00 <ShadowLurker> the
58:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
59:00 <British^Meat> err, and what would that do?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck knows
00:00 <British^Meat> lol, kids...
00:00 <ShadowLurker> an excuse to shove things in their bums
03:00 <thestig> beautiful hot weather today
03:00 <thestig> 21c
03:00 <faux> Yummm
03:00 <faux> Lucky
03:00 <thestig> we had nice rain yesterday
04:00 <faux> Fu
04:00 <thestig> ok
04:00 <faux> Loll
04:00 <faux> We had rain all weekend
04:00 <faux> Waa beautiful
04:00 <thestig> u get more rain then us
04:00 <thestig> i think gona be hot next week
04:00 <British^Meat> Soon it'll be a health warning on the labels of the bottles ShadowLurker 
05:00 <British^Meat> "Cough syrup, not to be taken anally"
07:00 <Serenity> rofl
09:00 <faux>  Sez do u like mineral water
09:00 <faux> Or do u frel the same avout it as soda water
15:00 <Serenity> nah its alright
16:00 <faux> Dads been buying me thus peach infused mineral water
16:00 <faux> Schweppes
16:00 <faux> It is AMAZING
16:00 <faux> Ita like a hint of peach 
16:00 <faux> So good
16:00 <faux> No sugar obviously 
16:00 <faux> check t out
17:00 <Serenity> ah yeah paul bought that one for me a few weeks ago its pre good
17:00 <Serenity> theres a lime one too but i dont like it as much
17:00 <faux> He got that too but i havwnt tried it ywt
17:00 <Serenity> lime one would be good with some vodka hah
17:00 <faux> Loll
17:00 <faux> I miss wine
17:00 <faux> Havent had anysince meds
17:00 <faux> Scared
17:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <Serenity> its prob not a good idea atm
18:00 <faux> Oui
18:00 <faux> fek im melting
18:00 <faux> it was cool in here all day
19:00 <faux> Suddenly i got hot
19:00 <Serenity> its nice and cool here today thank god
19:00 <faux> 35 here36 tomoz
19:00 <faux> 39 fri
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <faux> :'(
19:00 <Serenity> yuck
19:00 <faux> Wanna go home for 3 days
19:00 <faux> And sit in aircon
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <Serenity> was hot here a few days ago
20:00 <faux> I know inwas cursing pertg
20:00 <Serenity> haha
20:00 <faux> For giving it to us
20:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <faux> Brb snack
22:00 <Dugnuts> aaaaand ive passed metrod
23:00 <Dugnuts> yay for me
37:00 <British^Meat> W H A T ?
39:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
41:00 <TheRiddler> my graphics card has been shipped
42:00 <Dugnuts> oh its Metro D towers
42:00 <Dugnuts> like moorabin or jandakot or bankstown
48:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12279039_10153169237696053_8567251527858025578_n.jpg?oh=c246a8a401a1d89e03b88733d5f32ffe&oe=56E4A73D
50:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
51:00 <British^Meat> i thought it was a typo for Metroid
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11781741_436861463176038_8113670688392124883_n.jpg?oh=5ccb0ac774b56ae6df5df7c54d954931&oe=56BA99FB I can see this as a faux thing :p
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/tfWTE.jpg
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol how do you get it out
01:00 <faux> Lmao
01:00 <faux> That is me irl
01:00 <faux> The butt one
01:00 <Dugnuts> oh
01:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha nah
01:00 <Dugnuts> its a big thing really
05:00 <TheRiddler> yes
05:00 <TheRiddler> I thought so
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> my sister is going to disneyland paris
06:00 <Dugnuts> nice
16:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/tXk1Wde
16:00 <faux> Hehehe
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <faux> God damn vachina
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow fuck me never thought that would happen
24:00 <Doodle> lol vachina
24:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
25:00 <Doodle> hai Snoopys_Gunship
25:00 <British^Meat> *ahem*
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hai Doodle
25:00 <Doodle> hai British^Meat
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <British^Meat> "so whats happened Snoopys_Gunship,"
25:00 <British^Meat> indeed greets
26:00 <myimmortal> hello my disciples 
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my rugby union great that i use to look up to died last night
26:00 <British^Meat> Mmm, yer i heard that too
26:00 <British^Meat> sux
26:00 <British^Meat> only 40
27:00 <Dugnuts> yeah its a shame
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah man 5 yeasr older then me thats scary
27:00 <Dugnuts> came out of nowhere
27:00 <British^Meat> yes, very scary
27:00 <Doodle> Hey Norman, last week my wife had both her hands severed in a serious industrial accident
27:00 <Doodle> Really, how did she feel?
27:00 <Doodle> She can't! She hasn't got any hands left
28:00 <British^Meat> i still remember him (literally) running all over the english
28:00 <British^Meat> dudes hanging off of him
28:00 <Doodle> who liberace?
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah Johan Lomu
32:00 <Doodle> you cant fight destiny
33:00 <Doodle> otherwise you'll have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too
33:00 <TheRon> ballarat strippers?
34:00 <Doodle> shit no, ones with teeth
34:00 <TheRon> butterfaces
34:00 <Doodle> ye
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
36:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
36:00 <TheRon> hello
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi katatonic_kate01
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WTF
38:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01_
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh hai there
38:00 <Doodle> whats happening
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> busting to hear back from the interview……
39:00 <Doodle> o how did it go
39:00 <Doodle> did u show some tit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ha
39:00 <Doodle> thats how i got my job
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i went for one job, but was told that I should apply for a position higher…. 
40:00 <Doodle> oer
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like.. ah ok… if you think so
40:00 <Doodle> no.. higher..
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> manager of a service
40:00 <Doodle> swoit
40:00 <TheRon> in like flint is my favourite movie
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> + my own car -- but i don't drive
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… BAMP FUCKIN' BOW
40:00 <Doodle> I BEG YOUR PARDON
40:00 <Doodle> YOU WHAT
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif i haven't told you that
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAWD
40:00 <Doodle> ok we cant be friends
41:00 <TheRon> unskinny bop nothing more to say
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever! 
41:00 <Doodle> i drove a bus today
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> can we just be friends + benefits ?
41:00 <Doodle> was awes
41:00 <Doodle> ok
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE special bus?
41:00 <Doodle> lol no
41:00 <TheRon> he stole the bus took it for a spin
41:00 <Doodle> sif
41:00 <Doodle> i dont have a licence for it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it's so fucking hawt
41:00 <Doodle> but it wasnt on the street
41:00 <Doodle> no lol
42:00 <Doodle> its works
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got the air con on 19 degrees and i'm still wishing and hoping it was like - 19
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so what's the bus for?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> special peeps?
42:00 <Doodle> to rent to people
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
42:00 <Doodle> cos i work at a car rental joint
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya know…..
43:00 <Doodle> found 2 stubbies in the back of a car
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you hired the bus out doodle… you could pack it with cake and  have your own shagging wagon for a night
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
43:00 <Doodle> i forgot them and left them in the fridge at work
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Doodle> 2moro
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet you find all sorts of things in the back seat
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
43:00 <Doodle> yeah well
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
43:00 <Doodle> the bus is going out to a year 10 group this week
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely
44:00 <Doodle> bags not cleaning that when it comes back
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, where does the time go.. i was like 330 2 seconds ago and now it's 545pm
45:00 <TheRon> driving the bus, like chris farley off billy madison?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :\
45:00 <Doodle> ye
45:00 <Doodle> lol no TheRon
45:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0iv1YFaoxQ this 1 is for faux
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: POO EMOJI MERINGUE COOKIES - NERDY NUMMIES Views: 285,650 Uploader: Rosanna Pansino Uploaded: Nov 17, 2015 Duration: 8m28s Rating: 4.96
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh she isn't back yet
47:00 <Dugnuts> ahh rosanna
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Toto - Rosanna.mp3 (4.58MB 160kbps Stereo 4:00)
47:00 <Doodle> i feel like noodle box
48:00 <Doodle> someone go and get it for me pls
48:00 <British^Meat> no
48:00 <Doodle> i said pls
48:00 <TheRon> ask it once were warriors style
48:00 <Doodle> i've never seen it
48:00 <Doodle> too many ethnics for my liking
48:00 <Dugnuts> hbu get it for me Doodle
49:00 <Doodle> HBUFOC
49:00 <Dugnuts> i just passed an important exam today
49:00 <TheRon> was it a rectal exam?
49:00 <Doodle> was it how to stop planes from crashing 
49:00 <Doodle> thats easy
49:00 <Dugnuts> metro d exams
49:00 <Doodle> stop letting terrorists on them
49:00 <Doodle> and flying over rocket launchers
49:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
49:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
49:00 <Dugnuts> pilots are the worst for crashing planes
49:00 <British^Meat> here ya go http://pingping.fantasti.cc/big/n/o/b/nobula/nobula_124f28.jpg
50:00 <TheRon> roxette - dangerous
50:00 <Doodle> inorite
51:00 <Doodle> hahaaaaaaaaa
51:00 <Doodle> delish
51:00 <British^Meat> http://www.crocofetish.com/pictures/food/food-bangers/noodles-and-pussy/0.jpg
51:00 <Doodle> i usually get a hot box too
51:00 <British^Meat> dont let the title of the link fool you
51:00 <Doodle> rofl
52:00 <TheRon> gonna get pad thai for lunch tomorrow
52:00 <TheRon> extra chilli
53:00 <Doodle> chilli is the best
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo charlie has HIV
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pad see ew is the best!
04:00 <TheRiddler> make some poo meringues katatonic_kate01
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0iv1YFaoxQ this 1 is for faux
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: POO EMOJI MERINGUE COOKIES - NERDY NUMMIES Views: 301,406 Uploader: Rosanna Pansino Uploaded: Nov 17, 2015 Duration: 8m28s Rating: 4.96
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ain't no body got time for that
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
08:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
08:00 <faux> Cheers
08:00 <TheRiddler> [15:04] <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0iv1YFaoxQ this 1 is for faux
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: POO EMOJI MERINGUE COOKIES - NERDY NUMMIES Views: 301,406 Uploader: Rosanna Pansino Uploaded: Nov 17, 2015 Duration: 8m28s Rating: 4.96
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> thought it be up your ally
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> or butt :p
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/vzALt.jpg
12:00 <simba> ally's ike 
12:00 <simba> vs m2k's meta knight
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> english
13:00 <simba> next
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's what i was thinking!
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <simba> i was just thinking about that
14:00 <simba> nair is a very handy tool for a sheik
15:00 <simba> kate would you still bang me if i was a professional super smash bros player
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <simba> is she embarrassed because she doesnt know what smash bros is
21:00 <TheRon> a gang rape gang?
21:00 <British^Meat> wow
21:00 <simba> maybe in the rat
22:00 <simba> not in civilisation
24:00 <Doodle> right thats it ur next simba
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/zmGOe.jpg nsfw
26:00 <TheRiddler> classic
32:00 <faux> Yyuuuuuuummm
32:00 <faux> Made the moat delicious fish
32:00 <faux> most
32:00 <faux> envy me
32:00 <Serenity> make me some plz
32:00 <faux> Have some
33:00 <faux> I madd 3 hugefillets
33:00 <faux> N dad doesnt wanna eat
33:00 <Serenity> yum
33:00 <faux> I been seasoning it with garlc steak seasoning
33:00 <faux> No salt or anythung else
33:00 <faux> Tastes amazing
33:00 <Serenity> yummo
33:00 <Serenity> im making a stir fry for dinner i think... my brain hurts i dont wanna do anything
33:00 <faux> stir frys rock
33:00 <faux> Nice n easy
34:00 <faux> Healthy n yum
34:00 <Serenity> im so into broccoli and stringless beans atm
35:00 <TheRiddler> nice
36:00 <TheRiddler> I have no idea what I should do for d inner
36:00 <simba> n_v_me
36:00 <TheRiddler> *dinner
36:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
36:00 <TheRiddler> what's for dinner
37:00 <amelia> CHICKEN
37:00 <amelia> steamed veg
37:00 <TheRiddler> cool
37:00 <amelia> maybe brown rice we will see how adventurous i am feeling
37:00 <amelia> wot you having
37:00 <TheRiddler> not sure yet
38:00 <amelia> red rooster
38:00 <Serenity> i need a fucking steamer
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Serenity> not sure why i felt the need to add fucking to that...
38:00 <Serenity> Richard Maulen So my mother and family are cockroaches?
38:00 <Serenity> I would pay big bucks for you to say that to my face you cumguzzling fucktoad.
38:00 <Serenity> You are the sperm your mother should have taken in the ass like the cunty slut bag she is.
38:00 <Serenity> Like · Reply · Just now
38:00 <Serenity> passionate
38:00 <Serenity> wow... that paste wasnt meant to happen..
39:00 <TheRiddler> do you know red rooster delivers now
39:00 <simba> Facebook Fights IV
39:00 <amelia> aahahahah
40:00 <amelia> chicken nuggets pls
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> I'm so going to try it I think
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIMJPgrqawk
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: World's Fattest Man - Eating to Death - 900 lbs Paul Mason consumes 20,000 calories a day Views: 1,674,973 Uploader: Fat Doctor Uploaded: Jul 18, 2014 Duration: 43m58s Rating: 3.67
41:00 <Serenity> O_O
41:00 <amelia> 20000 CALORIES A DAY
41:00 <TheRiddler> how can you eat 20cals a day
42:00 <TheRiddler> +k
42:00 <Serenity> think about it a whopper meal from HJ's is over 1000 calories alone
42:00 <Serenity> its not hard if you constantly eat
42:00 <TheRiddler> I've noticed I've probably done at most is 3k
42:00 <amelia> 20 whopper meals
42:00 <amelia> your red rooster would smash the cals
42:00 <amelia> coke
42:00 <amelia> CHIPS
42:00 <amelia> GRAVY
42:00 <amelia> yux
43:00 <Serenity> just two bits of toast in the morning is near 300 cals depending what you put on it
43:00 <amelia> boiled egg like 80
43:00 <Serenity> yep
43:00 <Serenity> adds up really fast
44:00 <Serenity> one of those cadbury chocolate bars is like 350 cals whats that like 75g of chocolate
44:00 <amelia> 350 gor 75g
44:00 <amelia> jeezus
44:00 <amelia> for*
45:00 <Serenity> i had a massive plate full of cooked veggies last night that didnt even come to 350 cals haha
45:00 <Serenity> you learn to prioritise your food i guess
46:00 <TheRiddler> my red rooster is usually small chips chicken bacon n cheese burger and iced tea
46:00 <TheRiddler> which I think ends up just about 1000cal for the lot
47:00 <simba> 100cc
47:00 <TheRiddler> 1500cal for burger 1000cal for chips and whatever nestea is
48:00 <Serenity> u wot
48:00 <simba> i bet the nestea iis the worst
48:00 <TheRiddler> err
48:00 <TheRiddler> kj
48:00 <amelia> does not add up m8
48:00 <amelia> ohh
48:00 <TheRiddler> not cal
48:00 <Serenity> lool
48:00 <TheRiddler> chips is probably more like 1500kj
48:00 <Serenity> the tea is probably about 120 something per 250ml
48:00 <amelia> all i know is ma slow cooked beef burrito is 680 cals
48:00 <Serenity> at a guess
48:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
49:00 <TheRiddler> 32g in a nestea
49:00 <TheRiddler> of sugar
49:00 <Serenity> thats so much to ingest at once
49:00 <TheRiddler> 6.2g per 100
49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
49:00 <Serenity> but every now and thenis fine
49:00 <Serenity> not like some people who do it like 12 times a day
49:00 <TheRiddler> I think the bottles are 500/600ml
50:00 <Serenity> 500 i think
50:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
50:00 <Serenity> im gonna make a visit to T2 and try making my own iced tea
51:00 <TheRiddler> yeah 500
52:00 <Serenity> 361 kilos! this guy weighs
52:00 <TheRiddler> nestea is about 500kj
53:00 <Serenity> divide it by 4.2
53:00 <Serenity> for calories
53:00 <amelia> the fuck is a nestea
54:00 <Serenity> its just iced tea
54:00 <amelia> ohhh
54:00 <Serenity> they have a pear and honey one which is fucking delish but i dont really drink em anymore
55:00 <TheRiddler> woah
55:00 <TheRiddler> 1 golden gaytime is 1000kj
56:00 <faux> I was actually surpriaed by the sugar content in a paddle pop
56:00 <faux> Its only like 10/100
56:00 <TheRiddler> I drink only lipton at home
56:00 <Serenity> i could eat about 20 holden gaytimes right now
56:00 <faux> Fuck its so hot im about ro die
56:00 <faux> holden
56:00 <Serenity> golden..
57:00 <TheRiddler> a rainbow paddlepop is 420kj
57:00 <Serenity> i say these things but reality is they'd make me feel shit house now
57:00 <amelia> is 20kgs like 3 dress sizes
57:00 <amelia> maybe 2
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol holden gaytime
58:00 <Serenity> ive lost probably two sizes in clothes
58:00 <Serenity> my tights arent tights anymore theyre like loose pants lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to buy new everything soon
58:00 <amelia> shoppppppppping
59:00 <amelia> now you can shop in all them lil cheap stores
59:00 <TheRiddler> my pants are loose on me again
59:00 <amelia> dotti etc
59:00 <TheRiddler> I need another hole in my belt
59:00 <faux> BaRDoT
59:00 <Serenity> maybe once i lose a little more haha
59:00 <faux> FaT TaYLoR
59:00 <amelia> AAAHAAH FaT TaYLoR
59:00 <faux> Loll
59:00 <amelia> no more city chic
59:00 <TheRiddler> pitty you cant trade clothes at red cross stores
59:00 <TheRiddler> :P
00:00 <TheRon> taylor swift isn't fat
00:00 <faux> .
00:00 <amelia> wow
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> uh
00:00 <Serenity> hmm
00:00 <amelia> thanks for clearing that up TheRon
00:00 <faux> get out
00:00 <couleurs> Sprouts Girl :P
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <TheRon> that's what i do
00:00 <amelia> OHHH
00:00 <faux> dad bought gluten free weetbix
00:00 <amelia> SPORTS GIRL
00:00 <amelia> bwahhaahahahhahahaaha
00:00 <faux> WHY R U BEIN A HIPSTER DAD
00:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
00:00 <amelia> sprouts girl
00:00 <couleurs> thank's
00:00 <faux> It looks like it has specks of dog shit in it
00:00 <TheRon> i'm getting sick of this gluten free shit
01:00 <TheRon> it's way out of hand
01:00 <faux> Idk why e got it
01:00 <faux> I dont thinkbhe reada labela
01:00 <TheRiddler> where's the wheat in gluten free weetbix
01:00 <amelia> i agree
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <faux> reada labela
01:00 <faux> -- italian
01:00 <TheRiddler> I mean should it be still called weetbix
01:00 <faux> shh
01:00 <TheRon> shitbix
01:00 <amelia> sprouts girl
02:00 <TheRiddler> is there a low carb weetbix
02:00 <TheRiddler> oatbix
02:00 <faux> Weetbix are p good
02:00 <amelia> i haf dem most mornings
02:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: not when i'm finished with them
02:00 <amelia> wif banananananana
02:00 <faux> Like 1g of sugar
02:00 <faux> Me 2
02:00 <couleurs> How Many Do You Poo?
02:00 <faux> ita prob the only cereal with like no sugar
02:00 <couleurs> --- shitbix
02:00 <faux> Every one else has like 3972927292829282g
02:00 <TheRiddler> if I have cereal it's crispix
02:00 <TheRon> is there a low cardbox weetbix?
03:00 <amelia> i has 2
03:00 <couleurs> i have iron man food
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i like turdles
03:00 <faux> There was this guy baxk when i was a teen who droclve the lebbest SSS 
03:00 <amelia> the German guy at work says oh you are eating cardboard again
03:00 <TheRiddler> I should check the sugar content in nutrigrain
03:00 <faux> And his nhmber plate was RUW33T
03:00 <faux> as in are you wet
03:00 <faux> But we used to be like OI R U WEETBIX
03:00 <amelia> nutrigrain smashed wif sugar
03:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
03:00 <TheRiddler> I bet
04:00 <faux> n das my story
04:00 <faux> .
04:00 <couleurs> it's not that good anymore
04:00 <amelia> like HEAPS
04:00 <amelia> wotst cereal
04:00 <amelia> worst
04:00 <couleurs> crunchy nut clusters is better now
04:00 <faux> yum i miss cococpoops
04:00 <amelia> i like coco pops wif mudshakes
04:00 <TheRiddler> I miss crunchy nut bites
04:00 <faux> but deathbysugar
04:00 <amelia> breakfast of champions
05:00 <faux> Wtf someone just ran the doorbell im scared 
05:00 <faux> I dnt like being ina  house alone
06:00 <TheRon> tell em "don't just there, fuck off!"
06:00 <TheRiddler> 26.7/100g
06:00 <TheRon> stand
06:00 <TheRiddler> for nutrigrain
06:00 <amelia> check how much for coco pops
06:00 <couleurs> Mmmmmm. Sugar.
06:00 <amelia> & report back
06:00 <couleurs> 69.9/100g
06:00 <TheRiddler> ok
06:00 <TheRon> beer breaky?
07:00 <TheRiddler> 31/100g for crunchy nut
07:00 <couleurs> :o
07:00 <faux> Jehovahs
07:00 <faux> Great
07:00 <TheRiddler> 36.5/100g for coco pops
07:00 <TheRiddler> damn
07:00 <faux> Oof
08:00 <couleurs> i win
08:00 <faux> Wht about corn flakes
08:00 <faux> Kgo
08:00 <amelia> honey crackles
08:00 <TheRiddler> 28.9/100g for c nut clusters
09:00 <TheRon> who won the melbourne cup in 1967?
09:00 <faux> Serena williams
09:00 <amelia> me
09:00 <simba> phar lap
09:00 <couleurs> sarah jessica parker
09:00 <faux> Lmao
09:00 <couleurs> xDDDDD
09:00 <faux> :F
09:00 <TheRon> camilla parker bowles
10:00 <TheRiddler> 8.1/100g for cornflakes
10:00 <faux> Excellent
10:00 <TheRiddler> but cornflakes are horrid on their own
10:00 <faux> Banana
10:00 <faux> perf
10:00 <faux> good sweet
10:00 <faux> or strawbs
10:00 <couleurs> Banana Boat.
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
11:00 <amelia> issit too early to erect my xmas tree you think
11:00 <faux> No
11:00 <Serenity> yes it id
11:00 <TheRiddler> doo doo do do
11:00 <TheRon> that's what he said
11:00 <Serenity> is
11:00 <amelia> I'm gettin mixed msgs
11:00 <faux> Do ir
11:00 <faux> Ans show
11:00 <faux> Kgi
11:00 <amelia> i wanna stick to dec 1
11:00 <Serenity> 1st dec
11:00 <amelia> but i am too excited
11:00 <Serenity> any earlier and ur a knob
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <amelia> i am a bit of a knob tho
12:00 <Serenity> well we know this
12:00 <Serenity> more of a knob
12:00 <faux> We aint puttinf one up if me sisy doesnt come 
12:00 <amelia> i was at shops earlier n there was a dad with his kid and i heard him say "i dont think we gonna put a tree up this yr son"
12:00 <faux> :'*
12:00 <faux> :-(
12:00 <TheRiddler> 14.7/100g for cheerios
12:00 <amelia> and i swung my head around
12:00 <amelia> and stared at me
12:00 <amelia> with the most upset look
12:00 <amelia> i was more disappointed than the kid
12:00 <TheRon> i like to crash office xmas parties and put mistletoe on my belt
13:00 <amelia> he's like ok daddy why
13:00 <TheRiddler> there's a new low sugar cheerios
13:00 <amelia> there is no good reason not to
13:00 <TheRiddler> 1.5% sugar
13:00 <Serenity> i want to be a bogan and buy a white christmas tree :(
13:00 <Serenity> i dont know why
13:00 <faux> Ew
13:00 <amelia> gay as aids
13:00 <faux> can u not
13:00 <Serenity> ILL DO WOT I WANT CUNT
13:00 <amelia> gaids
13:00 <faux> Just spray some fake snow on a green one
13:00 <faux> Lol
13:00 <faux> still ugly
13:00 <Serenity> gross
13:00 <faux> But better than white
14:00 <amelia> jus get green
14:00 <amelia> dark green
14:00 <amelia> or you're a knob
14:00 <Serenity> ive already got a green tree
14:00 <TheRon> how bogan is putting a couch on your front porch
14:00 <Serenity> i want a white one
14:00 <amelia> a bigger knob
14:00 <faux> Ill show yu guys me chrissy tree
14:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Once you go Black, you never go Back :P
14:00 <amelia> show us tree
15:00 <amelia> dis instant
15:00 <TheRon> supporting BvB is pretty bogan
15:00 <TheRiddler> the low sugar cheerios are 1.5/100g
15:00 <Serenity> im considering blue and silver balls this year
15:00 <amelia> blue balls
15:00 <TheRiddler> for a sec I thought it said 15/100g
15:00 <amelia> i goin white/teal/silver/aqua
16:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Ron.
16:00 <Serenity> reality is i wont do any of it and ill just let the kids throw the old worn out decorations at the tree i already have
16:00 <TheRon> what?!
16:00 <faux> Ur gonna die
16:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going no tree
16:00 <couleurs> did u c the socceroos win 4-0 against bangladesh 
16:00 <TheRiddler> it'll be at my parents house
16:00 <couleurs> it was hilarious
16:00 <Serenity> meh i need to go pick up ant
16:00 <Serenity> bbs
16:00 <TheRon> i saw the result
16:00 <TheRiddler> so no point putting up my own
16:00 <faux> K noticed u guys
16:00 <faux> Lmao
16:00 <couleurs> i saw them play a bit, it was like FiFa on easy
16:00 <TheRiddler> nice
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <faux> its adorable
17:00 <couleurs> both shit teams
17:00 <TheRiddler> also
17:00 <faux> i wanna hug it
17:00 <TheRon> in bangladesh they don't even have soccer balls
17:00 <TheRiddler> my parents have decided on a place
17:00 <faux> yay
17:00 <couleurs> exactly 
17:00 <amelia> DID YOU NOTICE TO ME
17:00 <TheRiddler> NOTICE ME SENPAI
17:00 <faux> Yes
17:00 <faux> check my chan
17:00 <amelia> I didnt get
18:00 <faux> U suck
18:00 <couleurs> Ok
18:00 <couleurs> here's my tree
18:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
18:00 <faux> Lol doodle
18:00 <faux> ily
18:00 <Doodle> <3
18:00 <TheRiddler> didn't they get the 4 goals by half-time
18:00 <faux> :')
19:00 <couleurs> yes, so it should've been 8-0 by FT
19:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
19:00 <TheRiddler> I saw the half-time highlights
19:00 <TheRiddler> then switched channels
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <Doodle> i saw the sign
19:00 <TheRiddler> you'd think they would of got a couple more
19:00 <Doodle> and it opened up my eyes
20:00 <TheRiddler> or did they just not show up
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRon> all that she wants is another baby
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's 4:20
21:00 <Dugnuts> she's gone tomorrow
21:00 <Dugnuts> wha
21:00 <Dugnuts> damned westerners
21:00 <TheRiddler> you were a westerner so stfu
21:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Ass of Base :P
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <couleurs> why do i know what tiggier will say before he says it 
21:00 <TheRon> asses of fire
21:00 <TheRiddler> have a rainbow paddlepop n a cone
21:00 <Doodle> um, i believe its pronounced arse of barse
21:00 <Doodle> ty
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> i was
22:00 <TheRon> arse of barge
22:00 <Doodle> haha
22:00 <Dugnuts> i have moved up in the world
22:00 <Dugnuts> and forward
22:00 <Doodle> i moved sideways
22:00 <Dugnuts> im talking about time travel Doodle
22:00 <Doodle> oh i dont do that i'm not a homosexual
22:00 <Dugnuts> gay people can travel in time?
23:00 <Doodle> no its got nothing to do with time travel i just thought i'd mention it
23:00 <Dugnuts> i only managed 3 hours and im straight
23:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
23:00 <Dugnuts> i see
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/5k2UV.jpg nsfw wtf
23:00 <couleurs> da grinch
23:00 <Doodle> i think i've worked with her before
24:00 <Dugnuts> looks a bit like your ex eh
24:00 <TheRiddler> just needs some pink icecream or whatever
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12227667_1924334007589649_3473454307706255887_n.jpg?oh=08300ea8d1262db6975c56d927b77519&oe=56E66453
24:00 <TheRiddler> like that other guy
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/U1kqX.jpg
24:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
25:00 <couleurs> aw yiss
25:00 <TheRiddler> things go bump in the night
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> RIDDLER WTF
29:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/40d3a5565c986dc7373abb04cc26e0f9/tumblr_nxz9uaoY161qzcv7no3_1280.jpg
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a cunt, cunt there
30:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/82c8914226649995533b0e365200ba7e/tumblr_nxz9uaoY161qzcv7no5_1280.jpg
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a cunt, cunt here
30:00 <TheRon> it's a beautiful life
30:00 <faux> Amelia irl http://imgur.com/zZuLzp0
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh oh oh oh
30:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
31:00 <amelia> dats ma bf DaShawn
31:00 <faux> Lmao
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is hawt
31:00 <faux> treyvon
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> *gag*
31:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/c071bb5eaf38d79b5228aa497d5f93e3/tumblr_nxz9uaoY161qzcv7no4_1280.jpg
31:00 <faux> Couleurs is timmy irl
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ima leave that for my letter of resignation lol
32:00 <TheRon> more like jimmy
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> more like yo mum
32:00 <faux> dads neighbour is so hot
32:00 <faux> Im trying to take a pic but me phone doesnt zoom that far in
32:00 <faux> Lol stalker
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> stalker 101
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> hes shirtless
33:00 <faux> Taking the bins in
33:00 <faux> And im drooling
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <faux> yuhuuuum
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> un my unit block we mostly have old cunts
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> but there is 1 unit that has like 3 - 4 hotties
34:00 <faux> Yeah my place has no one cute
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> always in 'active wear'
34:00 <faux> Dads place has hot lebs
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that possible?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> JOKES
34:00 <faux> ha ha he aheuah ehausskflc
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <faux> etc
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the air con at work is the ONLY good thing 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> everything else sucks
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I SO HOPE I GET THIS JOB
36:00 <faux> gL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
37:00 <Doodle> gl
37:00 <Doodle> m8
37:00 <Tiggier> GL
38:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/3d9e6ecf3f7d283e6e75a2842367a293/tumblr_nk1o16jmKg1s52ebfo1_1280.jpg
38:00 <couleurs> FaT TaYLoR tries on some socks
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is GL
39:00 <amelia> STRETCHED KITTY
39:00 <amelia> gl is good lux
39:00 <Dugnuts> good luck
39:00 <Dugnuts> get licked sounds better tho
39:00 <couleurs> Go Long
39:00 <Doodle> get laid
39:00 <Dugnuts> GLHF
39:00 <TheRon> doodle, too early for richard marx?
39:00 <Doodle> never
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Richard Marx - Should've Known Better.mp3 (6.08MB 128kbps Stereo 6:38)
39:00 <TheRon> great song
39:00 <couleurs> Gwyenneth Lawtrow
39:00 <Doodle> bless u
40:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
40:00 <Doodle> elbow would have to be the worst place to have a bandaid
40:00 <Dugnuts> nope
40:00 <couleurs> thank's
40:00 <Dugnuts> finger joints are the worst
40:00 <Dugnuts> absolute worst
40:00 <Doodle> sif
41:00 <Dugnuts> sifnt
41:00 <Dugnuts> you move your fingers a lot more than your elbow
41:00 <Doodle> speak for yourself
41:00 <Doodle> plus i have more hair on my elbow than my fingers
41:00 <Dugnuts> just coz you spend all day wanking doesnt mean everyone does
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 2 doodle
42:00 <Doodle> i used to but now i spend all day working
42:00 <Dugnuts> you still move your fingers more
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it
42:00 <Dugnuts> i will pay the hair thing tho
42:00 <Dugnuts> that does suck
42:00 <Dugnuts> but most people dont have hairy elbows
42:00 <TheRiddler> great legs
43:00 <Doodle> having a nail go in ur elbow kinda sucks too
43:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch
43:00 <Doodle> its ok its not in there
43:00 <Doodle> its still in the wall
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinky
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
43:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Vdq4RUY.jpg
44:00 <Dugnuts> damn man
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. side note
44:00 <simba> ni hao ma
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting.mp3 (7.05MB 128kbps Stereo 7:42)
44:00 <Serenity> cute tree faux
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> this punjabi masala paneer with some rice pilaff frozen meal is actually quite delicious!
45:00 <Doodle> pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
45:00 <Serenity> hi
45:00 <Doodle> hi
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah serenity
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> week 3 no gym
45:00 <Doodle> i dont need gym anymore
45:00 <Serenity> oh dear lol
45:00 <Doodle> i'm wrecked
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
46:00 <TheRiddler> I cant decide if that's a horrible type or a pretty cool pattern
46:00 <TheRiddler> the poke thing lol
46:00 <Doodle> punjabi masala paneer
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> child then more child stuff then… run down…. then excuses creep in
46:00 <Doodle> thats so hot
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna lick
46:00 <Doodle> re00wwwwwwwww
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
46:00 <Doodle> ssssspicy
46:00 <Serenity> im sick so its been nearly a week for me
46:00 <Serenity> killing me
46:00 <Doodle> i had subway
46:00 <TheRiddler> stick some on your lips and get someone to lick it off
47:00 <Doodle> no
47:00 <Doodle> its just subway
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv riddler
47:00 <Doodle> oh
47:00 <Doodle> ..
47:00 <TheRiddler> the lower lips
47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine, duh
47:00 <Doodle> hihihihi
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it;s actually buring…..
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's medium
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
47:00 <Doodle> thats how you know its antioxidantingising you
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's gonna be ring of fire soon
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
48:00 <Dugnuts> nooo
48:00 <Dugnuts> it should be the opposite of burn
48:00 <TheRiddler> get someone to lick that too
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
48:00 <simba> :p
48:00 <simba> vagina :p
48:00 <TheRiddler> it could be soothing 
48:00 <TheRiddler> who knows
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh samba you're offering
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> simba
48:00 <simba> girls have vaginas :p
48:00 <TheRon> richard marx - take this heart
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes we do
49:00 <simba> <TheRon> Don't wanna be an American idiot
49:00 <Dugnuts> they also have boobs mouths and bums
49:00 <Dugnuts> girls have a lot of fun things
49:00 <TheRon> good for you
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <simba> dont make me shine you to death falco
50:00 <TheRon> ??
50:00 <Dugnuts> too much smash bros for you
50:00 <simba> to death 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout death
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you guys been plaing fall out 4
50:00 <simba> no
50:00 <TheRon> is the smash bros like the williams bros?
50:00 <Dugnuts> only always
51:00 <Dugnuts> in fact i am literally playing it right now on the other monitor
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8IvmQbE.gifv
51:00 <simba> you cant get good at fallout its just like the sims for men
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <TheRon> much tit?
51:00 <couleurs> best new gif
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the husband appears…. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> to enjoy it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lot
51:00 <Dugnuts> its awesome
52:00 <simba> lmbo
52:00 <TheRon> how long you been married?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a lmbo
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> a long time
52:00 <TheRon> how long has it got to go?
53:00 <TheRiddler> what movie was that from couleurs
53:00 <couleurs> memento 
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <TheRiddler> thought so
54:00 <Dugnuts> http://explosm.net/comics/4113/
54:00 <TheRon> remember guy pearce in priscilla
54:00 <Dugnuts> cyanide and happiness from f04 release day :D
55:00 <simba> schalke 04
55:00 <TheRiddler> I just get his look mixed up with that movie the machinist
55:00 <TheRiddler> and christian bale
56:00 <simba> i get gary busey and dolly parton mixed up
58:00 <couleurs> it probably his best film
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4Rpa161.jpg
59:00 <couleurs> i feel it
59:00 <TheRon> was he in pojnt blank
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/B9IRFvF.jpg
00:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!
07:00 <TheRiddler> I just realised you found a pic of katatonic_kate01 as a kid
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
07:00 <TheRiddler> smothering herself in cake
13:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/7801cfe658f3eae0de9c2db9e98d6000/tumblr_mj2lk8x8ZG1rylzllo1_540.jpg
13:00 <couleurs> me in da baq seat
16:00 <TheRon> i remember every moment of those endless summer nights
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw riddler :P
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll keep :P
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai ashleighxtrinity
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hey there
31:00 <TheRiddler> did you get fallout 4
31:00 <couleurs> Not Yet.
33:00 <TheRon> fall out boy?
34:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure.
35:00 <TheRon> if you split it into two words it's no so bad
35:00 <TheRon> you got the ma and the nure
38:00 <TheRon> hold the line
38:00 <Rhee> No
38:00 <TheRon> love isn't always on time
41:00 <Rhee> .....
41:00 <TheRiddler> ltns Rhee
41:00 <Rhee> Wot
42:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/funnyvinesofficalpage/videos/1203750506320802/
43:00 <lara> evening all
43:00 <TheRon> glem medeiros?
44:00 <Doodle> not since the operation
45:00 <partay> Yawn Stretch
45:00 <partay> I had no idea the HIV epidemic had gotten so bad. They say one in every Two and a Half Men have HIV now.
45:00 <dematerialised> you are all such gigantic faggots
45:00 <dematerialised> i hope you ralise this
46:00 <Doodle> o/`
46:00 <dematerialised> hello sxc
46:00 <Doodle> i ralise
46:00 <partay> not even half a lol at my gag
46:00 <partay> you all suck too 
46:00 <dematerialised> sorry i did lol
46:00 <dematerialised> but i was busy callign everyone faggots
46:00 <Doodle> i lold internally
46:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
47:00 <TheRiddler> I liked it
47:00 <Serenity> I want a block of peppermint chocolate.. melted in a bowl.. so I can drink it
47:00 <Serenity> or dip chips into it
47:00 <Doodle> :\
48:00 <grem> ew]
48:00 <Serenity> you're ew
48:00 <grem> nuhuh
48:00 <TheRiddler> dip marhmellows into it
48:00 <TheRiddler> *marshmellows
48:00 <Doodle> marshmallows
48:00 <Serenity> noo cheese and onion chips
48:00 <Serenity> fucking hell no wonder i got so mammoth
48:00 <Doodle> everybody likes cheese & onion
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shashmorshion
48:00 <grem> o,o
49:00 <Doodle> cheese & onion union jack tickler it is
49:00 <Serenity> bahahah
49:00 <dematerialised> mmmm marshmallows
49:00 <Serenity> i saw the hugest marshmallows at iga
49:00 <Serenity> like the size of my fist
50:00 <dematerialised> nom
50:00 <amelia> omgosh
50:00 <amelia> they would be perfect for my friday hot chocolates
50:00 <Doodle> i dont like marshmallows much
50:00 <TheRon> hungry eyes, one look at you and i can't disguise
50:00 <Doodle> esp in hot choc
50:00 <Serenity> one would fill the entire cup haha
50:00 <amelia> jus 2 marshymellows thnx, I'm on a diet
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Chocolate - Girl Crazy.mp3 (7.73MB 128kbps Stereo 8:26)
52:00 <Serenity> im not even a massive fan of hot chocolate tbh
52:00 <Serenity> i like the peanut butter one from san churros.. other than that i can take it or leave it
53:00 <TheRon> best hot chocolate song, it started with a kiss
54:00 <amelia> mint hot choc one from choc shop that used to be at karrinyup
54:00 <amelia> and caramel hot choc
54:00 <amelia> mmmm
54:00 <Doodle> gross
54:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting amelia
54:00 <amelia> so freakin gud
54:00 <Serenity> MINT??
54:00 <Serenity> yummm
54:00 <amelia> i beg your damn pardon
54:00 <TheRon> doodle, endless summer nights
54:00 <amelia> yah it was deliciouso
54:00 <Doodle> dont ruin hot chocolate by putting shit in it
54:00 <Serenity> he doesnt like mint chocolate
54:00 <Doodle> i dont have it TheRon
54:00 <Serenity> because hes a grumpt old sod
54:00 <Doodle> i am not
54:00 <Doodle> i'm fucking lovely
54:00 <Doodle> bitch
54:00 <Serenity> r 2
54:00 <TheRon> well damn it should
55:00 <Doodle> god i need a massage
55:00 <Doodle> right on my knob
55:00 <amelia> i dont trust people who dont dig mint choc
55:00 <Dugnuts> dont we all
55:00 <amelia> fuck off WangBang
55:00 <Doodle> GOOD
55:00 <Doodle> NO
55:00 <Serenity> mint choc is the best
55:00 <Dugnuts> its ok
55:00 <amelia> aero bubbles mmmmm
55:00 <TheRon> amelia you drink?
56:00 <Dugnuts> i prefer white choc
56:00 <amelia> those peppermint ones
56:00 <Doodle> i like after dinner mints
56:00 <amelia> alcohols?
56:00 <TheRon> yes
56:00 <TheRon> i don't trust ppl who don't drink'
56:00 <amelia> yeah not too often
56:00 <amelia> ahahaha
56:00 <Doodle> i dont trust people who harbour illegal slats
56:00 <amelia> take it back
56:00 <amelia> dis instant
57:00 <TheRon> i don't trust ppl that harbour illegal new zealanders
57:00 <Doodle> lol sezz 'urmum has 2 new Mentions and 4 new views'
57:00 <Serenity> bahaha
57:00 <Doodle> amelia: neg
57:00 <TheRon> all those illegal kiwis crossing the border
58:00 <dematerialised> all those criminals
58:00 <TheRon> damn straight
58:00 <Doodle> oh TheRiddler u missed out
59:00 <TheRon> they should be shot on sight
59:00 <Doodle> [20:55] « zoe Has Used:(2) nerdygirl Zoe »
59:00 <Doodle> ur gf was here and all
59:00 <dematerialised> that's a man, man
59:00 <Doodle> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
59:00 <Doodle> probably
59:00 <Doodle> nerdygirl are u a man?
59:00 <Rhee> Shhhhh. Gossip girl is on.
00:00 <Doodle> k
00:00 <Doodle> soz
00:00 <TheRon> which is the better clip, girls on film or simply irresistible by robert palmer? 
00:00 <partay> amelia you should be on a protein diet only 
00:00 <dematerialised> simply irresistable
00:00 <dematerialised> not even a queston
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Doodle> girls on film
00:00 <TheRon> see i go with girls on film
00:00 <Doodle> it has tits
00:00 <Doodle> theyre both ace clips tho
00:00 <TheRon> pure genius
01:00 <amelia> i am not on a diet
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <amelia> i was being sarcastic cos the marshymellows are so big
01:00 <dematerialised> you're a marshymellow
01:00 <TheRon> in the palmer clip are they actually playing guitar?
01:00 <Doodle> ohhh my goddd italicssss
01:00 <partay> heres the winner 
01:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alLnhijR1I
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steve Winwood - Valerie (But With Eric Prydz's - Call On Me Video) Views: 57,083 Uploader: 92RaMSaY97 Uploaded: Jan 19, 2012 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.68
02:00 <Doodle> no
02:00 <Doodle> :/
02:00 <TheRon> damn
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Steve Winwood - Higher Love.mp3 (13.35MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:34)
02:00 <TheRon> better song
02:00 <partay> im talking about the vid not the song 
02:00 <partay> eric pryd is h0m0
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Prydz - Call On Me.mp3 (3.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:19)
03:00 <Doodle> o/`
03:00 <dematerialised> *eeeeeeeeee*
03:00 <TheRon> i love that destination unknown clip with the horns
03:00 <dematerialised> butts
03:00 <Doodle> lool
03:00 <dematerialised> I'm looking for a Seymour Butts
03:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6LgVM8Wbs
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Benny Benassi - Satisfaction Official Music Video Views: 23,036 Uploader: Chaotic DestinyZ Uploaded: Aug 20, 2013 Duration: 2m25s Rating: 4.41
04:00 <TheRon> love is all around me and so the feeling grows
04:00 <partay> stebie thanks for your contribution
04:00 <partay> fits in nicelly 
04:00 <dematerialised> she's using a wooden drill bit on masonry!
04:00 <dematerialised> fool!
04:00 <Doodle> lol its the script
04:00 <Doodle> i pasted it u nong
04:00 <TheRon> her tits shake
05:00 <TheRon> who cares
05:00 <partay> cred to Doodle as well 
05:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
06:00 <Doodle> totally htpnotised now
06:00 <Doodle> *hypnotised
09:00 <TheRon> oh what a feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling
18:00 <dematerialised> you look like you smell like runny poo
19:00 <partay> TheRon has sunk to a new low of lionel richie
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lionel Ritchie - All Night Long.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
24:00 <TheRiddler> wb
26:00 <screws> hey katatonic_kate01 
34:00 <Serenity> total eclipss of the hearrrttt
40:00 <couleurs> Bahn Mi Mei Mei 
42:00 <DrGore> couleurs, i can't fucken play this new fifa
42:00 <DrGore> it's getting me angry
46:00 <simba> Pieter commit suicide in March
46:00 <stebie> lest we forget
46:00 <simba> A moments silence for a lost brother please
46:00 <couleurs> same
46:00 <couleurs> play me after i have my ICE CREAM
46:00 <couleurs> we can be angry 2 gether <3
46:00 <DrGore> too angry
47:00 <couleurs> RiP Piets 
47:00 <novek> RIP
47:00 <zaim> specter was such a fkn let down
47:00 <DrGore> i may break the ps
47:00 <couleurs> i get beaten by nubs now, they just push all the buttons and win idk
47:00 <DrGore> i'm missing something
47:00 <DrGore> just can't tackle
48:00 <couleurs> Sphinkter
48:00 <DrGore> i think yyou have to hit l2 or something
48:00 <DrGore> fucked if I know
48:00 <couleurs> yea
48:00 <couleurs> l1 l2 r1 r2
48:00 <couleurs> you have to use the triggers now
48:00 <couleurs> for simple shit
49:00 <couleurs> L1+triangle or L2+triangle
49:00 <Picard> evening
49:00 <DrGore> might have to go through the skill tutorials
49:00 <couleurs> play as the women
49:00 <DrGore> might give it a go
50:00 <DrGore> i just play a game and throw the controllers 
50:00 <DrGore> in rage
52:00 <couleurs> :o
53:00 <Picard> oh my
54:00 <MrMark> yawn
55:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
55:00 <zaim> what now Serenity
55:00 <stebie> blame austnet, not stebie's script
55:00 <stebie> ^_^
00:00 <g^style> is that serious
00:00 <g^style> he was an active dude in here
01:00 <stebie> he? who?
01:00 <g^style> pieter
01:00 <stebie> it happens to the best of us
02:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Picard !
07:00 <Picard> no.
07:00 <Picard> at the moment its a free country.
08:00 <dematerialised> OHHHHHHH SAYYYYYYYYYY CAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
08:00 <Picard> dematerialised how are you tonight?
08:00 <dematerialised> im feeling like you should be locked up in a detention centre and sent back to fuckheadistan
10:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ZUPDkSs.jpg <-- stop sending me your dick pics please
11:00 <Picard> pity i was born here, as was my father and his father. now you can get fucked.
12:00 <Picard> hello
12:00 <Picard> faux
12:00 <Picard> :P
12:00 <TheRiddler> the internet is not free
12:00 <TheRiddler> or a country
13:00 <Picard> dematerialised hello
13:00 <dematerialised> your father's father was a bitch who got put into a floating prison cell
13:00 <TheRiddler> so shut up
13:00 <dematerialised> i am actually free
13:00 <dematerialised> you are a decendant of the subclasses
14:00 <Picard> id like to apologise for me behaviour last night, i had things on my mind and was out of line.
14:00 <dematerialised> forever watching out for the long dick of the empire
15:00 <Doodle> was it dick
15:00 <Dugnuts> i have ancestors on both sides
15:00 <Dugnuts> my mums side free settlers way back when
15:00 <Dugnuts> my dads convicts way back when
15:00 <Dugnuts> makes no difference today
16:00 <Picard> no.please dont take the piss. im trying to be sincere
16:00 <couleurs> Lol
17:00 <Serenity> what did i miss last night
18:00 <Serenity> was there some double penetration
18:00 <Doodle> always with the double penetration with you
19:00 <couleurs> hugs
19:00 <dematerialised> hugs not drugs
21:00 <Doodle> speaking of double penetration 
21:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
21:00 <dematerialised> good morning Liinda
21:00 <couleurs> CHuMBaWuMBa
21:00 <Liinda> how did you know Doodle
21:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
21:00 <Doodle> womans intuition
21:00 <Liinda> heys dematerialised
21:00 <Doodle> hai2u
21:00 <Liinda> hellos couleurs
22:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4B1rC4u.gifv
22:00 <Serenity> sorry its one of me fave things
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <couleurs> :P
23:00 <Liinda> I used to make those in the griller
23:00 <Liinda> less oil
23:00 <clubsamwich> whatsup slurms?
23:00 <couleurs> wanna make 1 with u
23:00 <Liinda> lol freaky after that link is posted, an actual sammich comes in
23:00 <dematerialised> that means no more glass pipes against your luscious lips Picard
24:00 <clubsamwich> :)
24:00 <Liinda> hi clubsamwich
24:00 <clubsamwich> hey Liinda 
24:00 <couleurs> freaky frandwich
24:00 <clubsamwich> how are you?
24:00 <Liinda> well thanks, you?
24:00 <clubsamwich> very well
24:00 <Picard> hey Liinda
24:00 <Liinda> heys Picard x
25:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> erro
25:00 <Picard> how are you
25:00 <Liinda> tired... fell asleep on the couch earlier
26:00 <Picard> i did the same
26:00 <Liinda> i sleep on the couch prob once every 4 -6 months
27:00 <Picard> fuck me its still 28.0°C
27:00 <clubsamwich> when i sleep on the couch i usually have deep house playing, it's amaaaazingly relaxing
28:00 <clubsamwich> it's good weather for a night ride
28:00 <Liinda> yeah for a cruise along the beach
29:00 <couleurs> Dawsons_Creek-Theme_Song.mp3
30:00 <Serenity> I DONT WANNA WAIT
30:00 <Serenity> FOR OUR LIIVES TO BE OOVERR
31:00 <Liinda> or gelato
31:00 <couleurs> i'm a gelato 
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what now
33:00 <Serenity> you and that song
34:00 <Doodle> pics
35:00 <Dugnuts> harsh
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
37:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/mZiohn0.gifv
37:00 <couleurs> me
38:00 <couleurs> Dizzee Wizzee
40:00 <Doodle> looool
40:00 <clubsamwich> brutal
41:00 <Liinda> LOL!
42:00 <dematerialised> my wizzee gets a little dizzee sometimes
42:00 <Serenity> sum ppl fink im b0nk3rs
43:00 <Dugnuts> are these songs?
43:00 <dematerialised> probably one of his worst songs
43:00 <TheRiddler> bonkers d bobcat
44:00 <dematerialised> hey riddler you wanna be my scout and tell me if gap road is open yet?
44:00 <dematerialised> :P
44:00 <TheRiddler> I can tell you that
44:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not
44:00 <dematerialised> dammit
44:00 <TheRiddler> well not the gap in anycase
45:00 <TheRiddler> it got delayed
45:00 <dematerialised> if its not open at the end of this month im going to firebomb dpaw's offices
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think it'll be open to december
45:00 <TheRiddler> till
46:00 <dematerialised> all because dumb cunts dont realise falling off a 25-30m cliff might hurt you/kill you...
46:00 <TheRiddler> yep
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack Views: 1,162,008,579 Uploader: Wiz Khalifa Uploaded: Apr 7, 2015 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.87
47:00 <TheRiddler> watching highway patrol
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me look at the views lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
48:00 <TheRiddler> you dont get 1billion unless you're psy
48:00 <TheRiddler> or such
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it is fast 7 song featureing whats his name
49:00 <dematerialised> paul walker
49:00 <TheRiddler> oh the paul walker tribute
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats him lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> that probably explains
49:00 <TheRiddler> it
50:00 <TheRiddler> look at the spam tho
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its like that all over now
51:00 <TheRiddler> is this because google+ is gone again
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god knows
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q one just for Serenity
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WALK THE MOON - Shut Up and Dance Views: 140,389,185 Uploader: WalkTheMoonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 23, 2014 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.81
59:00 <simba> comic sans serif
59:00 <simba> the movie
04:00 <Liinda> ekh, that would be a flop
04:00 <simba> well look at m night shamalan over here
05:00 <Liinda> ;)
06:00 <Liinda> shamalan or shalaman?
06:00 <couleurs> M Night Boom Shakalaka
06:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbBzK7OXE4A
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Bieber: Sorry Views: 38,911 Uploader: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Uploaded: Nov 18, 2015 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.82
06:00 <couleurs> mah new jam -_-
07:00 <simba> shall i man
07:00 <Liinda> so wrong: http://thomasfortenberry.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/2e0v2gx.jpg
07:00 <Liinda> you sham of a man
07:00 <simba> D:
08:00 <simba> americans love their child porn
08:00 <simba> the movie
08:00 <couleurs> thanks a lot Liinda now we going to jail
08:00 <Liinda> bend over and get the soap
08:00 <couleurs> who wanna be bunk buddies
08:00 <couleurs> hope they got FiFa
08:00 <Liinda> Picards on top
09:00 <couleurs> i said jail, not hell
09:00 <Clarkson> if you also act like a cunt, you can be a mad cunt :)
10:00 <Liinda> Agreed Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> its a fucking tablet, fuck taht
10:00 <Liinda> I love you Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> i spent days fixing shit
10:00 <Liinda> Man of talent Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> and also, dont fuck with the hair bitch. do you know how much this weave cost me?
10:00 <couleurs> J/K he still a lil faget xDDDD
11:00 <Liinda> Dont be an asshole Clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> They squish your boobs
11:00 <couleurs> it's weird when Clarkson makes more sense than some people here
11:00 <Clarkson> ur leb cunts came to here way after the ww2 days
11:00 <Liinda> Who is they Clarkson, doyou love someone else?
11:00 <Clarkson> i do love a tight pussy
11:00 <Liinda> i know!!
11:00 <Liinda> LOL he is good
11:00 <couleurs> he does it all the time
11:00 <Liinda> We all like em tight Clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> if i saw dog shit on the foot path id be like YUCK DOG SHIT
12:00 <couleurs> you're dog shit!!!!!!
12:00 <Liinda> Clarkson do you love me?
12:00 <Clarkson> teenagers fuck alot
12:00 <Liinda> We aren't young anymore Clarkson
12:00 <Clarkson> yer no shit its been a long week
12:00 <Liinda> You've become arrogant Clarkson
12:00 <Clarkson> with macas packaging is a damn sight tastier than anyother the crap featured inside
12:00 <Liinda> ok i cant work with that
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
13:00 <Liinda> hai katatonic_kate01
13:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there :D
13:00 <Trevor> katatonic_kate01, if your so fat why don't you have any tits?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you coin'?
13:00 <couleurs> =)
14:00 <Doodle> mmm tit
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> doin'?
14:00 <Doodle> also hi
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, why are you so obsessed with my tits. You've never seen them.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai *waves*
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> So, i have a job interview tomoz
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
15:00 <Doodle> onice
15:00 <Doodle> gl
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes hope i can fuck night shift off
15:00 <Trevor> do you have suitable qualifications to serve mcflurry?
15:00 <Doodle> i love night shift
16:00 <Liinda> i love night shits
16:00 <Doodle> not at the same time obv
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, i hate night shift. I used to enjoy it but meh
16:00 <Doodle> cos that would b weird
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick.
16:00 <Doodle> pls stop
16:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <Doodle> how did it get to this
16:00 <Trevor> You don't have a dick because you're female. I do believe you illustrated my point.
17:00 <Clarkson> b0x is angry and has sand in his vagina lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> How do you know I don't have a dick?
17:00 <Doodle> its in her handbag
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh that's right, we've fucked before…. because you've totes seen my tits...
17:00 <Liinda> katatonic_kate01 is well endowed
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *nods*
17:00 <ShadowLurker> i have
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed i am *blushes*
17:00 <Doodle> i've fucked before
17:00 <Doodle> it was gr8
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Liinda> Hands dont count Doodle
17:00 <Serenity> noty
17:00 <Dugnuts> noty to what?
18:00 <Doodle> aw
18:00 <Doodle> :(
18:00 <Liinda> But mine do?
18:00 <Doodle> does that mean you're coming over to give me a wristy
18:00 <Liinda> Yup, put the kettle on
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Dugnuts> bieber?
18:00 <Dugnuts> dont all girls love bieber?
19:00 <Doodle> score
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope he has cake
19:00 <Liinda> Same here
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> tag team liinda?
19:00 <Doodle> i can get cake
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> just incase your wrist gets sore
19:00 <Doodle> loool
19:00 <Liinda> Yup, gives us time to each cake in beteen
19:00 <Liinda> between
19:00 <Liinda> *each eat
19:00 <dematerialised> mmm cake
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSS
19:00 <Doodle> i'm sure we could work something out
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
20:00 <Liinda> I'd do anything or cake and a cuppa
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you get custard and jelly i'd wrestle
20:00 <Doodle> rly
20:00 <Liinda> ooooh
20:00 <ShadowLurker> cake n cuppa?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm trifle wrestling 
20:00 <Liinda> id prob eat the custard n jellly instead of wrestle in it
20:00 <Doodle> ok
20:00 <Doodle> and a tarp
20:00 <Doodle> come over
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol we don't have to tell him that :P
20:00 <Liinda> and a massive fucken sppon
20:00 <Liinda> spoon
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <Doodle> its ok i fuckin love trifle
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ME TOO!
20:00 <Dugnuts> are his forearms really tatooed now?
20:00 <dematerialised> Dugnuts, asking the real questions.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> *drools*
21:00 <Doodle> i've never banged in it tho
21:00 <Liinda> i made trifle a few weeks back
21:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:20:58 PM* <Doodle> its ok i love fuckin trifle
21:00 <Clarkson> I could knock your fuckin head off though boy
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well variety is the spice of life
21:00 <Doodle> did u bang in it?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Clarkson you weak cunt
21:00 <Clarkson> yeh shit yeh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Liinda> Nope, i ate it like i was eating or money
21:00 <Liinda> *for
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Serenity> No i quite like bieber
21:00 <dematerialised> always knew you were a gigantic faggot
21:00 <Dugnuts> ...
21:00 <Dugnuts> right
22:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker rude
22:00 <Doodle> i'm fuckin disgusted
22:00 <Clarkson> saying anus + wipe + clean in the same sentence
22:00 <Doodle> oh wait
22:00 <Doodle> fuckin dis custard
22:00 <Liinda> lolll
22:00 <ShadowLurker> you expected anything different
22:00 <Doodle> heheee
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Doodle> the brandy is a bit tingly
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> you put brandy in trifle
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord
22:00 <Doodle> or sherry
22:00 <Maurice> He was on Ellen last week, he was quite amusing
22:00 <Dugnuts> i dont care what people say
22:00 <Dugnuts> he makes some good music
22:00 <Dugnuts> gotta appreciate a talent when you see one
22:00 <dematerialised> it's a trifecta of faggotry
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah has to be sherry!
23:00 <ShadowLurker> tingly dingly
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
23:00 <Liinda> i drizzle some grand marnier over the cakey bit
23:00 <Doodle> put twice as much in for the kids so they sleep
23:00 <Doodle> job done
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> my nana used to have a 5 pm sherry daily
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol nice work doodle!
23:00 <Liinda> i have a shot of amaro (italin digestive grog) each night
23:00 <Doodle> my mum makes it like 1 jillion hours before and soaks all the cake in brandy and sherry etc
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vomit 
23:00 <Liinda> wowsers
23:00 <Doodle> its like rocket trifle
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Maurice> S'rainin
23:00 <Serenity> beiber much like the kardashians, most people dont even know why they hate them
23:00 <Serenity> they just do because its expected
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate it when it's soaking in grog
24:00 <Liinda> i like to be able to taste cakey bits
24:00 <Doodle> hngngggg i love it
24:00 <Liinda> have it slightly soaked
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
24:00 <Doodle> i dont drink much so
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <dematerialised> i know why i hate him just like why i hate the kardashians
24:00 <Serenity> I bet
24:00 <dematerialised> hyped up media trash providing little to no benefit to mankind, yet taking up more headlines than they deserve
25:00 <Doodle> the bottom of the bowl has to be clear with alcohol when u r finished
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's usually a mush the next day if it's not eaten lol
25:00 <Maurice> Fucking trifle is the best
25:00 <Doodle> it all gets eaten
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
25:00 <Liinda> om nom nom
25:00 <Doodle> ok 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd eat it for breakfast, but i'm never allowed
25:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me luvrs
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunty family
25:00 <Doodle> ninis o////
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn doodle
25:00 <Dugnuts> i dont like them coz they are a rich family of talentless people who got famous from one daughter doing a sex tape, then used that infamy to make a bunch more money by doing nothing
25:00 <Dugnuts> i appreciate talent tho
25:00 <Serenity> which is completely false lol
25:00 <Maurice> I'd leak my own sex tape if I got money like them
25:00 <Dugnuts> its really not
25:00 <Serenity> they were already famous and well to do before her sex tape. thats why her sex tape was famous
26:00 <Liinda> nights Doodle
26:00 <Serenity> they aren't talentless they are models and fashion deisgners just because its not a talent you think of worthy doesnt make them talentless
26:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
26:00 <Serenity> dislike them sure but make sure its for a real reason not a made up one
26:00 <Dugnuts> its not made up
26:00 <Serenity> it is made up lol
26:00 <Dugnuts> in your opinion
26:00 <Serenity> i could release a sex tape tomorrow its not going to make me kardashian famous. sex tapes are only hufe to people who are famous already
27:00 <Doodle> http://pixelatedcrumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Pumpkin_Buttermilk_Bundt_Cake-2.jpg
27:00 <Dugnuts> they were d-list before that
27:00 <Serenity> yeah they werent
27:00 <Dugnuts> yeah they were
27:00 <Serenity> lol!
27:00 <Dugnuts> lol
27:00 <Serenity> they were a massively famous family before that tape
27:00 <Serenity> if not only because of who their father was
28:00 <Doodle> cu there ladies
28:00 <Liinda> lol
28:00 <Dugnuts> they may have been known in some circles
28:00 <Dugnuts> but they werent big before that
28:00 <Serenity> rofl yeah ok
28:00 <Dugnuts> the tape put them on the radar
28:00 <Dugnuts> and they used it
28:00 <Serenity> no OJ simpson put them on the radar
28:00 <Dugnuts> to show off their life on nothing
28:00 <Serenity> please get some facts
29:00 <dematerialised> your mum is on my radar
29:00 <Dugnuts> please tell us how much you love the kardashians some more
29:00 <Serenity> just because australia takes 10 years to find things doesnt mean things have only just become famous when we hear of it
29:00 <Serenity> pretty sure everyone already knows how much i like them. I dont have a problem with people disliking them i do have an issue with people who talk shit tho
30:00 <couleurs> Nice.
30:00 <novek> LOL
30:00 <Dugnuts> and just because you keep up with all the gossip mags doesnt mean the entire population does
30:00 <novek> the kardashians are the biggest pieces of shit on earth today
30:00 <Serenity> i havent read a magazine since i was 14 years old
30:00 <Serenity> try again
30:00 <novek> the world is failing because of people like the kardashians in it
30:00 <Dugnuts> so you keep up with gossip some other way
30:00 <Dugnuts> good on you
30:00 <dematerialised> correct novek
30:00 <Serenity> please be quiet plivent no one pushed your buttons
31:00 <novek> kardashians are losers
31:00 <novek> only a retard would like them
31:00 <novek> and lots of retards on earth these days
31:00 <dematerialised> speaking of retards
31:00 <Serenity> there sure is jerome
31:00 <dematerialised> i want some spaghetti
31:00 <dematerialised> jerome how's the music career?
31:00 <dematerialised> landed any huge contracts recently?
31:00 <novek> going great
31:00 <novek> recording a band 2morrow
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <novek> 500 bucks
31:00 <novek> will be good
31:00 <novek> jazz funk
32:00 <simba> Liinda needs a real man in her life https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12249767_1507698639525184_5352922663229700422_n.jpg?oh=121550c71207dbe572b92c7b10767ad8&oe=56B117D1
32:00 <dematerialised> you have no idea how difficult it is to resist spamming you with gay porn
32:00 <novek> spam me then
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <dematerialised> but i will behave
32:00 <novek> see if i care
32:00 <Serenity> thats an interesting urge
32:00 <novek> please
32:00 <novek> more porn the better
32:00 <novek> all porn is good 
33:00 <Liinda> i have a real man =)
33:00 <simba> wowwww mrs kong can i have a selfie
33:00 <dematerialised> in other news i just cleaned some smegma off my dick
34:00 <Serenity> what colour was it
34:00 <Dugnuts> how do you let it get filthy enough to accrue smegma?
34:00 <dematerialised> it was white
34:00 <Dugnuts> try washing it more than once a week
34:00 <dematerialised> nah its a change in diet Dugnuts
34:00 <dematerialised> more proteins
34:00 <Serenity> sucking more dick?
34:00 <dematerialised> correct
34:00 <Dugnuts> ive changed my diet heaps
34:00 <Dugnuts> but i do wash every day
34:00 <Dugnuts> never ever had smegma
35:00 <dematerialised> congratulations
35:00 <Serenity> if you dont have a foreskin you dont have any anyway
35:00 <novek> i have none
35:00 <novek> 8 inch cut
35:00 <stebie> partay, you're most certainly welcome
35:00 <dematerialised> you are definitely gay plivent
36:00 <Serenity> I just saw the gayest guy on earth
36:00 <Dugnuts> heh, thats a big call
36:00 <novek> not gay
36:00 <Dugnuts> what made him the gayest?
36:00 <dematerialised> no
36:00 <dematerialised> you are gay
36:00 <novek> ok lol
36:00 <Serenity> its a song calm down
36:00 <Dugnuts> oh
36:00 <dematerialised> 8 inch cut cock is the calling card of the homoerotic sexually sparse individual
36:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno every song out there
38:00 <novek> i know
38:00 <novek> lots of gay guys have 8 inch cut cocks
38:00 <dematerialised> you would know
38:00 <Serenity> is every guy who has an 8 incher a dong huffer i wonder
38:00 <dematerialised> every guy who has an 8 incher is full of shit
38:00 <dematerialised> both literally and figuratively
39:00 <Serenity> well shit hey
39:00 <Dugnuts> heh
39:00 <Maurice> Lots of guys also pretend they have 8 inches
39:00 <Dugnuts> well everyone is full of shit to some degree
40:00 <dematerialised> they'd have to be the luckiest blackest decendants of the congolese jungle to have an 8 inch cock
40:00 <dematerialised> all you white aussie fucks have a 5 inch dick
40:00 <dematerialised> max
40:00 <dematerialised> dont lie about it either
40:00 <Dugnuts> im white and aussie and mines 7 inches
40:00 <Dugnuts> no lies
40:00 <dematerialised> no
40:00 <Maurice> You're right, mine is only 5 :/
40:00 <dematerialised> its 5 inches
40:00 <Dugnuts> if it is my ruler is wrong
41:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt mind a pair of 8 inchers
41:00 <Dugnuts> a pair?
41:00 <dematerialised> sezz loves DP
41:00 <dematerialised> catch up son
41:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
41:00 <dematerialised> SON
41:00 <Serenity> yes a pair
41:00 <Serenity> two
41:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
41:00 <Dugnuts> didnt know about your love of dp
42:00 <Serenity> what the fuck else would a pair mea
42:00 <Serenity> mean
42:00 <dematerialised> a pair of 8 inch testicles
42:00 <British^Meat> deep penetration?
42:00 <dematerialised> double deep penetration
42:00 <dematerialised> sezz isnt satisfied till you're tickling her upper intesting
42:00 <dematerialised> -g +e
42:00 <Serenity> hahaha
42:00 <Serenity> its best when they bump helmets in the middle
42:00 <British^Meat> sounds hard to swallow 
43:00 <dematerialised> i like single mums with large clitori
43:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
43:00 <Serenity> 3 inch clit
44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure there's porn of king kong 
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <Dugnuts> in the middle
44:00 <Dugnuts> i love it
44:00 <dematerialised> use it to pick me nose
45:00 <simba> TheRiddler you have to start doing youtube videos
45:00 <simba> put all of these absurd thoughts into vlogs
46:00 <simba> Lifes Short, Fuck Hard --- Piet !
46:00 <xm> Pieter has reconciled with his mother i think. that, or he's on cougarlife.com
47:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> have you seen my favourite meme of the month
58:00 <dematerialised> Sydney Airport emergency evacuation, bomb detected in arrivals baggage area.
59:00 <DrGore> is that true
59:00 <Serenity> plot twist it was just plivents mums vibrator
Search this day's buffer: