// #melbourne — 2015-11-23
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00:08:00 <couleurs> !pisces
00:12:00 <amsy> !pisces
00:13:00 <ChanOP> !boobs
00:14:00 <couleurs> HehEheh
00:15:00 <amsy> naughty
00:20:00 <ChanOP> You are ;)
00:20:00 <amelia> ChanOP is a sleeze
00:21:00 <amsy> dem is a bad influence
00:22:00 <dematerialised> who is dem
00:25:00 <screws> amelia: im back
00:25:00 <screws> 2 fine dine brizzles in the hizzle 2nite
00:26:00 <amelia> show dem brizzles wot you're made of
00:27:00 <dematerialised> i am made of toothpaste and regret
00:28:00 <amelia> yes, but you are full of shit
00:28:00 <dematerialised> what are you on about
00:28:00 <dematerialised> i am literally the definition of sincerity
00:28:00 <amelia> do you want to fight @ me
00:28:00 <dematerialised> yes bro
00:29:00 <dematerialised> no knuckledusters
00:29:00 <amelia> right
00:29:00 <Maurice> Ahh Blades of Glory is brilliant
00:29:00 <amelia> dats it
00:29:00 <dematerialised> i swer on me mum m9-1
00:29:00 <amelia> hey you elf, you shut up
00:30:00 <Maurice> I will not
00:30:00 <amelia> oh otay
00:32:00 <dematerialised> "Missing Paris attacker ‘visited gay bar’"
00:32:00 <dematerialised> im not entirely sure how that's relevant to the conversation
00:32:00 <dematerialised> unless it's so we can go "hah gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
00:33:00 <Trevor> maybe homosexuality is why he was so outraged
00:34:00 <dematerialised> nah its just to rile up the redneck right
00:34:00 <dematerialised> FUCKEN POOFTER MUZZOS
00:35:00 <Trevor> umm I do believe the objective is to "rile up the muzzos"
00:35:00 <Trevor> "muzzos" are anti-gay
00:36:00 <Dugnuts> the obvious answer would be to help find the guy
00:36:00 <Dugnuts> since he is missing
00:36:00 <Dugnuts> so people who were there, might know something
00:36:00 <dematerialised> pfft
00:36:00 <dematerialised> that guy probably isnt even a terrorist
00:36:00 <Trevor> Dugnuts, oh so thats why its global news
00:37:00 <Trevor> what even happened in paris? I wasn't paying attention, like at all
00:37:00 <dematerialised> that ella person was upset I wouldnt fulfil their gay MMA cock sucking fantasy
00:37:00 <Clarkson> i can get sum for 350 molly eh cunt
00:37:00 <dematerialised> apparently some bombs went off
00:37:00 <dematerialised> and a dog died
00:38:00 <couleurs> RiP Dog
00:38:00 <dematerialised> press f to pay respect
00:38:00 <Bonny> press alt+f4
00:38:00 <couleurs> GGGGGG GGGGGG GGGGG GGGG
00:39:00 <dematerialised> like
00:39:00 <dematerialised> shit in the world is fucked
00:39:00 <dematerialised> and a dog dying is headline news
00:39:00 <dematerialised> wat on erf
00:40:00 <Trevor> just fuckin relax aye
00:40:00 <Trevor> basically every western city is turning into LA in the 90s
00:40:00 <Trevor> hip hop is popular, so are car jackings and racism
00:41:00 <Trevor> while the sun beats down on my red ball hat
00:41:00 <couleurs> Yo, U GoTTa PrOb?
00:41:00 <ChanOP> Trevors sister has a generously sized penis hallway
00:41:00 <Clarkson> get your lazy ass off the couch this week and come around simba
00:42:00 <couleurs> PwNeD
00:42:00 <Trevor> if you walk down the streets you can see some kids beat boxing while under the influence of illegal narcotics
00:42:00 <Trevor> will somebody please think of the children
00:42:00 <couleurs> GGGGGG GGGGGG GGGGG GGGG
00:42:00 <Trevor> all we need now is OJ Simpson
00:43:00 <amsy> GGGG GGGGG GG GGGGGG
00:43:00 <couleurs> wheel of g zone
00:44:00 <dematerialised> ok i wanked and i peed
00:44:00 <dematerialised> im ready for bed i think
00:44:00 <couleurs> me 2
00:44:00 <couleurs> Take Me w/ U
00:44:00 <dematerialised> spekaing of piss, why does my piss sink to the bottom of the toilet in your neighborhood TheRiddler?
00:44:00 <Bonny> he will rape you if you go with him
00:44:00 <Trevor> why dont u guyz go upstairs and slip into your pyjamas and ill whip up a fresh batch of bonox
00:45:00 <couleurs> is that like botox!!!!!
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
00:45:00 <dematerialised> at home, my piss intermingles and floats
00:45:00 <dematerialised> like it should
00:45:00 <amsy> lol
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:45:00 <dematerialised> down there it sinks to the bottom of the water
00:45:00 <dematerialised> what gives
00:45:00 <amsy> drinking vegemite
00:46:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinvIr-O1k8 <-- where my quote came from
00:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KING PARROT - Shit On The Liver Views: 365,421 Uploader: King Parrot Uploaded: Dec 19, 2012 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.80
00:46:00 <couleurs> oh ok i thought we'd get free bruce jenner make overs
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's whatever chemicals they are using
00:46:00 <couleurs> #LAME
00:46:00 <dematerialised> perhaps
00:46:00 <Bonny> who's bruce jenner?
00:46:00 <couleurs> that man who killed a woman and then became 1
00:46:00 <dematerialised> ^
00:46:00 <Bonny> uhuh
00:47:00 <dematerialised> absorbed her soul
00:47:00 <dematerialised> like some kind of demon
00:47:00 <couleurs> How To Get Away With Mulder
00:47:00 <TheRiddler> apparently there's too much calcium in the water here
00:47:00 <dematerialised> i believe it
00:47:00 <Serenity> Thanks for the ride lady
00:47:00 <couleurs> j/k he's still a man just dresses up as a woman and is praised 4 it
00:47:00 <dematerialised> oh nvm riddler
00:47:00 <amsy> np
00:47:00 <dematerialised> apparently i was dehydrated
00:48:00 <dematerialised> was/am
00:48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:48:00 <screws> Bonny: bruce jenner is kim kardashians step dad
00:48:00 <couleurs> am/pm
00:48:00 <Bonny> lol
00:48:00 <TheRiddler> still
00:48:00 <screws> Bonny: my dad who watches no reality tv knows that
00:48:00 <Bonny> can't be a dad if bruce jenner doesn't exist
00:48:00 <dematerialised> &
00:48:00 <dematerialised> ^
00:48:00 <dematerialised> bruce is dead
00:48:00 <screws> well you know what i mean
00:48:00 <dematerialised> long live bruce
00:49:00 <couleurs> bruce jenner = bruce wayne
00:49:00 <dematerialised> you've never seen them in the same room together
00:49:00 <couleurs> batmanulati confirmsed
00:50:00 <couleurs> j/k their both fictional characters
00:50:00 <dematerialised> i cant wait till that whole family dies from drug overdose
00:50:00 <Bonny> long live bruce springsteen
00:50:00 <couleurs> me 2
00:50:00 <Serenity> bruce willis for president
00:51:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
00:51:00 <dematerialised> hrm
00:51:00 <dematerialised> simple
00:52:00 <Bonny> genocide eh, dematerialised?
00:52:00 <Maurice> Mmm Bruce Willis
00:52:00 <dematerialised> correct Bonny
00:52:00 <Bonny> I like bald men
00:52:00 <dematerialised> this earth is done
00:52:00 <couleurs> Broce Wollos
00:53:00 <Bonny> well the jews managed to survive that
00:53:00 <Bonny> hitler was weak
00:53:00 <dematerialised> hitler was a misunderstood individual
00:53:00 <Serenity> i bet he had a tiny dick
00:54:00 <Bonny> I agree
00:54:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
00:54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video) Views: 22,560,173 Uploader: Noisey Uploaded: Jun 18, 2013 Duration: 5m39s Rating: 4.49
00:54:00 <Trevor> what the fuck am i doing with my life
00:54:00 <Bonny> no idea
00:54:00 <dematerialised> wasting critical resources
00:54:00 <Bonny> lol
00:54:00 <Serenity> maybe they cut it off during a botched circumcision and thats why he hated jees
00:54:00 <Serenity> jews
00:54:00 <Bonny> that could be it eh
00:55:00 <Serenity> id be pretty mad if someone cut off my goo pump
00:55:00 <Bonny> it's all hate crimes.. just like with the terrorist these days
00:55:00 <Bonny> lol
00:55:00 <Bonny> isis are weak too
00:56:00 <Serenity> isis are just pmsing
00:56:00 <Bonny> lol
00:56:00 <Bonny> well that hacker group called anonymous are wiped a lot of isis technology
00:56:00 <Bonny> are = have
00:57:00 <dematerialised> its all bullshit moite
00:57:00 <Bonny> moite?
00:57:00 <Serenity> bonny can u turn the ac off plz ty
00:57:00 <Bonny> are you off?
00:58:00 <Serenity> im on :o
00:58:00 <Trevor> who are anonymous? are they a club that celebrate virginity?
00:58:00 <Trevor> they came from 4chan right? thats what happens there?
00:59:00 <dematerialised> correct
00:59:00 <couleurs> it's just a bunch of nerds around the world who think v for vendetta was for real
00:59:00 <dematerialised> ^^
01:15:00 <screws> 00:53 Bonny well the jews managed to survive that 00:53 Bonny hitler was weak
01:15:00 <screws> Bonny: my grandmother sends her regards
01:15:00 <British^Meat> ugh
01:15:00 <British^Meat> this guy sux
01:15:00 <screws> nice try Bonny and Serenity
01:15:00 <British^Meat> y r u always shitting on about jews?
01:15:00 <Bonny> try for what?
01:15:00 <dematerialised> nice try GUYS
01:16:00 <Bonny> was talking aobut hitler etc
01:16:00 <Serenity> he thinks everything is about him
01:16:00 <Bonny> didn't pin point to anyone
01:16:00 <Bonny> yup
01:16:00 <Bonny> paranoid git
01:16:00 <ShadowLurker> oh is jewss mad?
01:16:00 <dematerialised> every time screws sends text to the channel i feel ill
01:16:00 <screws> British^Meat: thats what i wanna know. ask them
01:16:00 <Bonny> and I was talking about genocide
01:17:00 <Serenity> im gonna enable the script i did for that dickhead who said he was in a wheelchair
01:17:00 <Serenity> every time he speaks it just comes up as 'i am gay'
01:17:00 <screws> 01:16 Bonny didn't pin point to anyone
01:17:00 <dematerialised> semen
01:17:00 <screws> 00:53 Bonny well the jews managed to survive that hitler was weak
01:17:00 <Serenity> saemon thats it
01:17:00 <Serenity> forgot his name lol
01:17:00 <screws> introducing your austnet ircops everyone
01:17:00 <dematerialised> the jews got lucky
01:17:00 <screws> did they now
01:17:00 <Serenity> i didnt even know you were here you epic fuckchop
01:17:00 <Serenity> go away
01:18:00 <Bonny> we were talking about the kardasians and how that whole family will die of drug
01:18:00 <Bonny> s
01:18:00 <Serenity> i wish austnet had the shun feature
01:18:00 <Bonny> and I was refering that they won't all day by mentionng that the jews survied
01:18:00 <dematerialised> shun the non believers
01:18:00 <Bonny> day = die
01:18:00 <Serenity> they can just crap away to themselves and we dont have to see it
01:18:00 <Bonny> screws.. read the full story b4 jumping to conclusions
01:19:00 <British^Meat> well, i asked u
01:19:00 <dematerialised> yeah screws
01:19:00 <dematerialised> you jerk
01:19:00 <British^Meat> Cant you answer?
01:19:00 <Bonny> and I also said isis were weak too
01:20:00 <screws> was in another channel
01:20:00 <screws> sorry guys my eyes arent always on this screen
01:20:00 <Bonny> so like I said.. it was just general chatting not pointing to anyone
01:20:00 <screws> sometimes theyre on my junk
01:20:00 <dematerialised> i wish your eyes rolled into the back of your head, and you were in an unmarked grave
01:20:00 <Bonny> well shutup and get your facts right b4 jumping to conclusions
01:20:00 <screws> Bonny: youre very very aloof with what you say and how you act about it.
01:20:00 <screws> woa okay claws come out
01:20:00 <Bonny> can't even chat in here anymore without idiots jumping down my throat
01:21:00 <dematerialised> nah its just screws
01:21:00 <Serenity> who gives a shit honestly, we dont have to watch everything we say just incase we offend some dick licker on irc
01:21:00 <dematerialised> there's somethign wrong with his head
01:21:00 <screws> Serenity: you did know i was here hence the jew comment. its funny you mentioned that fact tho
01:21:00 <Serenity> i didnt have a clue you were here you idiot
01:21:00 <thestig> are jew still going screws?
01:21:00 <Serenity> i was talking to bonny
01:21:00 <screws> Serenity: youre the dick licker...
01:21:00 <Serenity> well der
01:21:00 <screws> Serenity: enough with the cussing
01:21:00 <Serenity> dont tell me what to do
01:21:00 <screws> facts or gtfo.
01:21:00 <thestig> Serenity: hi
01:21:00 <Serenity> stiggiesss
01:21:00 <Serenity> herro
01:21:00 <screws> lol dont be a baby factory
01:22:00 <screws> okay. thats not gonna happen
01:22:00 <thestig> Serenity: how are you today?
01:22:00 <Serenity> yes im popping one out right now
01:22:00 <Bonny> she's female.. why wouldn't she be a dick licker if she likes it so much?
01:22:00 <Serenity> im good stig how ar you
01:22:00 <dematerialised> i like dick lickers
01:22:00 <thestig> good tenks :D
01:22:00 <dematerialised> just quietly
01:22:00 <screws> Bonny: you can chat in here just keep it kosher
01:22:00 <Serenity> screws you are not an op
01:22:00 <Bonny> I don't have to keep it anything
01:22:00 <Serenity> stop telling people what to do
01:22:00 <screws> Bonny: no need to attack jews every single time something goes wrong for you
01:22:00 <dematerialised> just remove him lol
01:22:00 <screws> Serenity: im just doing what youre doing
01:22:00 <dematerialised> he's trolling
01:22:00 <thestig> food is kosher
01:22:00 <Serenity> im not doing anything
01:23:00 <thestig> lolllllll
01:23:00 <Serenity> you are off your head
01:23:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:23:00 <dematerialised> and scene
01:23:00 <ning> <@Serenity> who gives a shit honestly, we dont have to watch everything we say just incase we offend some dick licker on irc <<<< HAHAHAHAHAHA
01:23:00 <Serenity> that made me moist bonny
01:23:00 <ning> coming from you Serenity
01:23:00 <ning> that is classic
01:23:00 <Serenity> do you wanna go too pliv?
01:23:00 <dematerialised> plivent go suck screws balls
01:23:00 <ning> why
01:23:00 <ning> im cool
01:23:00 <ning> just think its funny
01:23:00 <Serenity> yeah you're not
01:23:00 <ning> not having a go at you lol
01:23:00 <Bonny> did I attack jews?
01:23:00 <Serenity> no bonny neither did i
01:23:00 <ning> he's jewish
01:23:00 <ning> he's paranoid
01:23:00 <Serenity> he was just being a fucking dickhead
01:23:00 <ning> he thinks we are all anti semetics
01:23:00 <Bonny> I made 1 comment in comparison to the kardashians
01:24:00 <British^Meat> lol is that plivent? didnt his pic get pasted around here recently?
01:24:00 <dematerialised> im anti semantics
01:24:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember what i said thats how irrelevant it is
01:24:00 <ShadowLurker> pliv wants another round? didnt you get owned enough last night
01:24:00 <dematerialised> dont stress Bonny
01:24:00 <dematerialised> screws is a bellend
01:24:00 <dematerialised> you're all good
01:24:00 <dematerialised> :)
01:24:00 <ning> owned?
01:24:00 <Bonny> he really pissed me off
01:24:00 <ning> doubt i got owned
01:24:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt remember
01:24:00 <ning> you guys got really touchy when i put down some of your movies
01:25:00 <ning> thats why i said it was funny what Serenity said about having to step around ppl incase you offend someone
01:25:00 <Serenity> no one got offended
01:25:00 <ning> i offended u last night and u guys lost the plot LOLLLLLLLL
01:25:00 <Serenity> you dont get to make things up and pretend they are real jerome
01:25:00 <dematerialised> does itfofend u yeh
01:25:00 <ning> make up what?
01:25:00 <ning> tell me what i made up?
01:26:00 <Serenity> everything you are typing right now. why do you need everything explained to you like you're 3 years old
01:26:00 <ning> lol okkkk
01:26:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:26:00 <thestig> he is pulling a pollock lol
01:26:00 <ning> you are very fried Serenity
01:26:00 <dematerialised> pullcock
01:26:00 <ning> its you who is making up stuff and im asking you to prove it and you come out with something e ven more insane
01:26:00 <Serenity> he will type something like 'Fuck I hate yellow' and if someone says yellow is cool hes all.. who said yellow wasnt cool?
01:26:00 <ning> but its ok you are the king you will love it
01:27:00 <stebie> yellow is awesome
01:27:00 <ning> Serenity yes thats called differences
01:27:00 <ning> people do have them
01:27:00 <Serenity> LOL..........
01:27:00 <ning> not everyone likes the same shit you realise this?
01:27:00 <Clarkson> that pussy needs to be fucked
01:27:00 <thestig> STEBIEEEEE
01:27:00 <Serenity> you have no idea what i even said do you
01:27:00 <Serenity> fuckkk
01:27:00 <stebie> STIGGYYYYYYYY
01:27:00 <stebie> ^_^
01:27:00 <ning> I do
01:27:00 <Serenity> no you dont rofl
01:27:00 <Serenity> it literally just went over your head
01:27:00 <ning> it didn't
01:27:00 <ning> but you can think what you want like you always do
01:28:00 <Serenity> everyone else can see it
01:28:00 <Serenity> its right there
01:28:00 <ning> that's great they can also yes
01:28:00 <dematerialised> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/481/349/3d8.jpg
01:28:00 <stebie> Serenity, it could only mean he has multiple personalities
01:28:00 <Serenity> he definitely has multiple somethings going on
01:31:00 <Maurice> He also likes to pop his collars
01:31:00 <Maurice> What a poof
01:31:00 <dematerialised> popped collars were cool once
01:31:00 <Serenity> im gonna pop some tagggss
01:32:00 <dematerialised> that song is about drugs
01:32:00 <Serenity> popped collars are cool if you like a smooth meat pipe up the chocolate factory
01:32:00 <Serenity> your face is about drugs
01:32:00 <thestig> lolll
01:32:00 <dematerialised> my face is beautiful
01:33:00 <Maurice> Drugs are beautiful
01:33:00 <dematerialised> ergo i am drugs
01:33:00 <Serenity> turbo wont let me measure him
01:33:00 <Serenity> epic cunt
01:33:00 <Clarkson> dont need no faggot troll pranking mah work
01:35:00 <Maurice> Clarksonpieter
01:35:00 <Clarkson> what i do when they give me no condom blowjob and when i promise not to come in their mouth
01:35:00 <ning> <dematerialised> that song is about drugs < no its not
01:35:00 <dematerialised> yes it fuckign is
01:35:00 <dematerialised> fuck off
01:35:00 <Clarkson> cheesebung and I eye fuck and punch eachother in the eyes watching this.
01:35:00 <ning> lol
01:35:00 <ning> cheesebung remember him
01:35:00 <British^Meat> yer, another doucher
01:36:00 <ning> you mean another person who didnt like you
01:36:00 <ning> and 0wned you quite a bit
01:36:00 <British^Meat> did he?
01:36:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember him
01:36:00 <dematerialised> cant be that good
01:36:00 <British^Meat> how so?
01:36:00 <ning> dematerialised you would if you were around
01:36:00 <ning> British^Meat just always ripping into you he was and doing quite a good job at it lol
01:36:00 <dematerialised> ive been around since the great netsplit of 2001
01:36:00 <British^Meat> yer?
01:36:00 <ning> dematerialised well then you should know him
01:37:00 <British^Meat> i think youre confusing him with someone else
01:37:00 <ning> i wasnt on austnet then
01:37:00 <ning> nah British^Meat it was you
01:37:00 <British^Meat> how did he rip into me?
01:37:00 <dematerialised> he tore into your rectum with talon-like claws
01:37:00 <ning> just his cheesebung ways
01:37:00 <dematerialised> and just crawled in
01:37:00 <ning> he really use to get you crying
01:37:00 <dematerialised> and started nibbling on your insides
01:37:00 <British^Meat> honest, i think youre confusing him with someone else
01:38:00 <Serenity> that was wickedly visual
01:38:00 <Serenity> RIP British^Meat's bunghole
01:38:00 <ning> nah it was him
01:38:00 <British^Meat> well tell me what he or i did!
01:38:00 <dematerialised> like a joey crawling back into it's mother's pouch
01:38:00 <British^Meat> coz i have zero recolection
01:38:00 <ning> he left irc after that russian girl from perth rejected him
01:39:00 <Serenity> good grief
01:39:00 <dematerialised> but instead of a pouch it was British^Meat's upper colon
01:39:00 <Serenity> warm
03:32:00 <ning> hello
03:47:00 <ShadowLurker> you should hang yourself
03:52:00 <ning> why should I do that?
05:46:00 <Crispy> thats a bit mean
07:37:00 <How> good morning
21:46:00 <Liinda> whats going on
21:47:00 <couleurs> nm just picken me nose
21:47:00 <couleurs> n u
21:47:00 <Liinda> oh nice, i did that before.
21:47:00 <Liinda> crusty
21:47:00 <amelia> make wif da pic babycakez
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:51:00 <couleurs> STRiKe a PoZe
21:56:00 <couleurs> Test, Am I Onelined?
22:03:00 <couleurs> ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:04:00 <Liinda> it was gentle u sissy!
22:04:00 <Bonny> no stamina
22:04:00 <Liinda> hai Bonny!!
22:04:00 <Bonny> hey
22:04:00 <couleurs> HeHEhehaeh
22:04:00 <Liinda> how you been?
22:04:00 <Bonny> good thanks.. yourelse?
22:04:00 <Bonny> yourself*
22:04:00 <Liinda> good thanks hun
22:05:00 <Bonny> planning another trip to greece with I'm incorporating a cruise b4 I come back home
22:05:00 <Bonny> which*
22:06:00 <Liinda> Noice!
22:06:00 <couleurs> Nice, when we leaveing??
22:13:00 <couleurs> Fine.
22:20:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa anyways
22:20:00 <couleurs> idc
22:20:00 <couleurs> ***GONE*****
22:21:00 <Picard> where is b1
22:21:00 <Liinda> bai couleurs
22:21:00 <Liinda> hai Picard
22:21:00 <Picard> we need intelligent conversation in here, get him back
22:21:00 <Picard> hey Liinda
22:23:00 <couleurs> #bringbackb1
22:24:00 <Picard> yes!!!
22:26:00 <Liinda> where has he been anyhow
22:28:00 <frayedknot> he left irc without official permission
22:30:00 <Liinda> the nerve@
22:31:00 <Picard> maybe he found a real life friend.
22:32:00 <Liinda> could be
22:32:00 <Picard> all us losers have is each other :)
22:32:00 <Liinda> speak for yourself Picard :P
22:32:00 <occie78> hey all
22:32:00 <Liinda> hai occie78
22:32:00 <occie78> hi li'inda
22:32:00 <occie78> sorry liinda
22:33:00 <couleurs> #bringbackb1
22:33:00 <occie78> so what is happening tonight people
22:33:00 <Liinda> what happened to beehhh?
22:33:00 <Liinda> not much occie78, you?
22:34:00 <occie78> lol came to melbourne as people were telling me it was the happening channel
22:34:00 <occie78> but seriously...
22:34:00 <occie78> lol
22:34:00 <occie78> wake the fuck up everyone
22:34:00 <Liinda> yeah its Fap Time right now
22:34:00 <occie78> 10:34pm onlu
22:34:00 <occie78> only
22:34:00 <occie78> shutup linda
22:34:00 <Liinda> all the guys are watching star wars and fapping over princess leah
22:34:00 <occie78> i hate u
22:35:00 <occie78> lol u know there is incest in star wars
22:35:00 <occie78> leia kisses luke
22:35:00 <Liinda> eww
22:35:00 <occie78> until it dissolves
22:35:00 <occie78> yeah i know
22:35:00 <Liinda> bananas dont dissolve
22:35:00 <frayedknot> more like the 'luke and leia are siblings' bit was only invented for the 3rd movie
22:35:00 <occie78> they do if u suck hard enough
22:36:00 <occie78> yes but they still kissed
22:36:00 <occie78> i would loe to hook up with chewy
22:36:00 <Liinda> have u sucked on a banana long enough to know?
22:36:00 <couleurs> i'm a banana
22:36:00 <Liinda> youd get haor balls
22:36:00 <occie78> yes i have
22:36:00 <Liinda> *hair
22:36:00 <Liinda> lol as if you have :p
22:37:00 <occie78> ok i havent
22:37:00 <Liinda> couleurs, you give me reflux
22:37:00 <occie78> can i ask people advice?
22:37:00 <occie78> is adele hot?
22:37:00 <Liinda> occie78 normally there are more peeps around at this time
22:37:00 <Liinda> i think she is attractive
22:37:00 <occie78> dont need to defend the channel liinda
22:37:00 <occie78> its all good
22:38:00 <occie78> #melbourne - these people are my people
22:38:00 <Liinda> most ppl in here arent even frommelbourne
22:38:00 <ning> this chan is shit
22:38:00 <Liinda> its ircs most livable channel
22:38:00 <ning> its been ruined by the ops that run it
22:38:00 <ning> no its not
22:38:00 <Liinda> lol
22:38:00 <occie78> lol most livable city
22:39:00 <occie78> i tell people that means the most boring city
22:39:00 <Liinda> glad u picked up what i was doing there occie78
22:39:00 <Liinda> pffft
22:39:00 <occie78> lol
22:39:00 <ning> melbourne is crap
22:39:00 <Clarkson> i fucking hate that guy
22:39:00 <occie78> where u from ning?
22:39:00 <ning> sydney
22:39:00 <occie78> cabramatta?
22:39:00 <amsy> sydney smells
22:39:00 <ning> no
22:39:00 <ning> lol
22:39:00 <Liinda> I lived in Sydney and have to say... Melbourne shits on Sydney
22:39:00 <ning> cabramatta nice
22:39:00 <occie78> sorry saw ning and thought vietnamese
22:39:00 <ning> lots of fried duck
22:39:00 <Liinda> lakemba
22:39:00 <ning> LOL lakemba
22:39:00 <occie78> hey dont tease lakemba
22:39:00 <ning> no wonder u didnt like it
22:40:00 <occie78> went to school there
22:40:00 <Liinda> never been there
22:40:00 <ning> lakemba is one of the shittest places in australia
22:40:00 <ning> occie78 what school did u go to?
22:40:00 <ning> punchbowl boys?
22:40:00 <occie78> st johns
22:40:00 <ning> st johns
22:40:00 <ning> mmm
22:40:00 <occie78> thats me
22:40:00 <ning> never heard of that
22:40:00 <Liinda> ning where in syd u from
22:40:00 <ning> kirribilli
22:40:00 <Liinda> niceee
22:40:00 <Liinda> i worked in north syd
22:40:00 <occie78> kirribilli? i dont think so
22:40:00 <ning> yes i do
22:40:00 <Liinda> prob squats there
22:41:00 <ning> yeh i squat there
22:41:00 <occie78> people from kirribili get their butlers to type for them
22:41:00 <ning> no they dont lol
22:41:00 <occie78> i squat on the toilet
22:41:00 <Liinda> expensive to squat let alone live there
22:41:00 <ning> its not that expensive
22:41:00 <occie78> and sometimes down the road if i cant make it home in time
22:41:00 <ning> u ppl really have no idea
22:41:00 <Picard> occie78 who the fuck are u
22:41:00 <Liinda> nawh i like kirribilli.
22:41:00 <occie78> Picard - good question
22:42:00 <occie78> kirribilli is nice
22:42:00 <occie78> i just dont believe ning is from there
22:42:00 <ning> thats ok
22:42:00 <occie78> he knew punchbowl boys too quickly
22:42:00 <ning> occie78 i have lived all over sydney
22:42:00 <Liinda> everyone knows punchbowl boys
22:42:00 <ning> i know everything
22:42:00 <ning> Liinda no they dont lol
22:42:00 <ning> i dont know anything about melbourne
22:42:00 <ning> unless u lived in sydney u would know it
22:43:00 <Liinda> haha what about that guy on youtube, trent from punchy
22:43:00 <Liinda> i lived in sydney
22:43:00 <occie78> who?
22:43:00 <Liinda> trent from punchy
22:43:00 <Liinda> wait ill link him to you
22:43:00 <occie78> my best mate got expelled from punchbowl boys...lol its on his resume
22:43:00 <ning> nick booshay
22:43:00 <ning> nice
22:43:00 <occie78> so ning - seriously where u from
22:43:00 <ning> what a shit school
22:43:00 <ning> from kirribilli
22:43:00 <occie78> and can i ask? who the fuck is picard?
22:44:00 <ning> i have lived north east and inner west
22:44:00 <occie78> does he think he is on the USS Enterprise
22:44:00 <ning> central acoast and also newcastle
22:44:00 <occie78> i was south west all my life till i moved to melbourne
22:44:00 <ning> Picard is an old loser
22:44:00 <ning> 40 year old retard
22:44:00 <Clarkson> me i'm drunk as fuck
22:44:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
22:44:00 <ning> south west where abouts?
22:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trent from Punchy Views: 7,710,255 Uploader: themactime Uploaded: Feb 2, 2008 Duration: 2m26s Rating: 4.70
22:44:00 <occie78> punchbowl, then greenacre
22:44:00 <ning> thats not really south west lol
22:44:00 <ning> south west is liverpool down to campbeltown
22:44:00 <occie78> inner south west
22:45:00 <ning> greenacre is a rat hole full of shit leb cunts and wogs
22:45:00 <occie78> west is parramatta and south is cronulla
22:45:00 <occie78> lol and my parents
22:45:00 <ning> occie78 i went to birrong boys and homebush boys
22:45:00 <ning> got expelled from both lol
22:45:00 <occie78> lol ning
22:45:00 <Liinda> ning, im a wog. now say sorry
22:45:00 <ning> no
22:45:00 <occie78> liinda
22:46:00 <occie78> he said shit leb cunts and wogs
22:46:00 <Clarkson> actually I take that back ... it's not a piece of shit
22:46:00 <occie78> he didnt say shit wog cunts
22:46:00 <Liinda> yeh true
22:46:00 <ning> yeh
22:46:00 <occie78> liinda - you should apologise for slapping ning
22:46:00 <ning> i dont really hate wogs
22:46:00 <Liinda> no, he loved it
22:46:00 <ning> greeks maybe
22:46:00 <occie78> everyone hates greeks dont they
22:46:00 <occie78> ?
22:46:00 <Liinda> yeh
22:47:00 <Liinda> well most
22:47:00 <occie78> so ning - which asian country u from?
22:47:00 <ning> im not asian lol
22:47:00 <occie78> seriously?
22:47:00 <Liinda> you think ning is asian?
22:47:00 <Liinda> i reckon ning is indian
22:47:00 <ning> occie78 how old are u?
22:47:00 <dematerialised> ning is as white jewish trash as they come
22:47:00 <occie78> indians dont get expelled
22:47:00 <Liinda> true
22:47:00 <ning> im not indian im aussie
22:47:00 <Liinda> heys dematerialised
22:47:00 <ning> i hate indians too
22:47:00 <occie78> aussie going to school in birrong...must have ben the minority
22:47:00 <ning> yes
22:47:00 <dematerialised> hihi Liinda :)
22:48:00 <ning> major
22:48:00 <occie78> nah i have a thing for indian chicks
22:48:00 <ning> same with homebush
22:48:00 <occie78> lol
22:48:00 <ning> 5 aussies out of like 210 boys
22:48:00 <ning> mostly chinks and indians
22:48:00 <occie78> lol like st jogns
22:48:00 <occie78> johns
22:48:00 <ning> birrong was all lebs and afew asians
22:48:00 <occie78> and benidle
22:48:00 <occie78> benilde
22:48:00 <ning> benilde?
22:48:00 <occie78> yeah in bankstown
22:48:00 <occie78> was there in years 11 and 12
22:48:00 <ning> how long ago?
22:48:00 <occie78> 20 years
22:48:00 <ning> fuck
22:48:00 <Liinda> occie is 60 years old
22:49:00 <ning> u must be old
22:49:00 <Liinda> lol
22:49:00 <occie78> how old u ning?
22:49:00 <ning> 28
22:49:00 <occie78> i am 36
22:49:00 <ning> ahh yeh not too bad
22:49:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
22:49:00 <occie78> i was the last year of benidle begore it changed to trinity
22:49:00 <couleurs> and what is this
22:49:00 <Liinda> occie im 36. lets get married
22:49:00 <Liinda> well 35
22:49:00 <occie78> go fuck urself linda...
22:49:00 <occie78> and let me watch
22:49:00 <occie78> :)
22:49:00 <Liinda> i did before
22:50:00 <Liinda> have u ever been to melb ning?
22:51:00 <Picard> Liinda are u cheating on me?
22:51:00 <ning> yeh ive been
22:51:00 <Liinda> Picard I, still waiting on the wedding ring. its been like 3 years
22:51:00 <Liinda> What did you think of it?
22:51:00 <Picard> i had it with me last time i was in melbourne, you stood me up
22:52:00 <Liinda> cock rings dont dont
22:52:00 <Liinda> *count
22:52:00 <Picard> lol
22:52:00 <occie78> picard - get the fuck away from my girl
22:52:00 <Liinda> lol
22:52:00 <Liinda> oh dear
22:52:00 <occie78> she has been promising me anal for the last week
22:52:00 <occie78> i want her ring
22:52:00 <Picard> you could of taken it off, with your lips :P
22:53:00 <Liinda> ive never had a cold sore and dont want one :P
22:53:00 <Picard> lol
22:53:00 <Picard> i dont have herpies
22:53:00 <Liinda> does herpies give u cold sores?
22:53:00 <Picard> i beleive so
22:54:00 <Liinda> cant say ive seen what herpies looks like
22:54:00 <occie78> picard - who are u? and why u talking to my bitch for?
22:54:00 <Liinda> hows that about charlie sheen and his aids?
22:55:00 <Picard> yes, lots of worried women im sure
22:55:00 <Picard> occie78 im Liinda's bf
22:55:00 <Liinda> yeah absolutely
22:56:00 <Picard> u better back the fuck off.
22:56:00 <Liinda> Clarkson is my real bf
22:56:00 <Clarkson> Sounds like you have your shit sorted
22:56:00 <Liinda> is that all you can say Clarkson?
22:56:00 <Clarkson> do wot u can.. fuck off the pie in the skies
22:57:00 <Liinda> Im gonna dump Clarkson soon/ WHat do you say to that
22:57:00 <Clarkson> tell us some lesbo stories ya dykes
22:57:00 <Liinda> lol
22:58:00 <occie78> ok just had to read there for a while...picard dont know how u can be her bf
22:58:00 <occie78> i am inside her right now as i am typing
22:58:00 <Liinda> lol
22:58:00 <occie78> thank god she has an even back
22:58:00 <occie78> resting keyboard on her
23:00:00 <couleurs> :P
23:00:00 <occie78> couleurs? why u still awake
23:00:00 <Liinda> couleurs u fifa-ing?
23:00:00 <occie78> dont u have school tomorrow?
23:00:00 <Liinda> i should get some sleep
23:00:00 <couleurs> no, watching youtubes
23:02:00 <Picard> lol occie78
23:02:00 <Picard> we can tag team her
23:02:00 <occie78> to me that sounds fair
23:02:00 <occie78> if she is hot ill go sloppy seconds
23:02:00 <Liinda> lol
23:02:00 <Picard> she is a stunner
23:02:00 <Picard> best tits in here
23:02:00 <occie78> linda - are you a stunner?
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
23:02:00 <Liinda> like, deer in a spotlgiht
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:03:00 <occie78> hi kate
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
23:03:00 <Liinda> hai kate
23:03:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 hello lover
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lover, you wish
23:03:00 <occie78> fuck picard - you screwing kate too?
23:03:00 <Picard> i wish
23:03:00 <Picard> she rejects me
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck no! I'm a married woman!
23:03:00 <Picard> im never giving up
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:03:00 <dematerialised> the only men she's screwing here are me and Doodle
23:03:00 <Picard> married women are the best
23:03:00 <occie78> amrried - who cares
23:03:00 <dematerialised> and tbh its probably just Doodle
23:03:00 <occie78> anything goes on irc
23:03:00 <dematerialised> hi k8
23:03:00 <Picard> they dont tell anyone :)
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - can you keep that QUIET please
23:04:00 <Picard> kate, have you ever had an affair?
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, several. Not with you.
23:04:00 <Picard> kate im serious
23:04:00 <Liinda> lol
23:04:00 <DrGore> with cake
23:04:00 <Liinda> CAKE
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol with cake
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, my one and only true love
23:05:00 <Liinda> Mine us chocolate
23:05:00 <Liinda> *is
23:05:00 <Liinda> in any form
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was organising xmas lunch with the sister in law
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i was like, i don't care what we do… i only want trifle
23:05:00 <Picard> i have an affair most mornings, in the shower with my hand.
23:05:00 <Liinda> lol
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wine
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots of wine
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if we don't have to speak to the mother in law, BONUS...
23:06:00 <Liinda> sounds like a good chrissie coming up for you then kate
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yes
23:06:00 <occie78> ok ok
23:06:00 <occie78> i am lost.
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> their house is MASSIVE!
23:06:00 <occie78> picard is fucking linda
23:06:00 <Clarkson> tatts are so shit
23:06:00 <occie78> but wants to fuck kate
23:06:00 <occie78> ?
23:06:00 <occie78> is that right
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is fucking anyone here
23:06:00 <Clarkson> electricity is the bitch
23:06:00 <occie78> ohhh
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> if they were, we'd all know about it
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> in intimate detail
23:06:00 <occie78> clarkson is just drunk
23:06:00 <Clarkson> write me an email faggot
23:06:00 <Liinda> Clarkson is a bot
23:06:00 <Clarkson> the anal hole is too close to the vagina
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's how IRC works, duh
23:07:00 <occie78> i am currently fucking linda
23:07:00 <occie78> but she doesnt know
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> righteo
23:07:00 <Liinda> I just cant feel it
23:07:00 <stebie> poor Liinda
23:07:00 <Liinda> lol
23:07:00 <Liinda> STEBIE!
23:07:00 <stebie> ^_^
23:07:00 <stebie> howdy, how are you Liinda?
23:07:00 <Liinda> im good mister, hows u? been a while
23:08:00 <stebie> same here... yeah, been spending less and less time here
23:08:00 <stebie> what's news?
23:09:00 <Liinda> Yeah same. lifes happening way too fast these days
23:10:00 <Liinda> Not much news really. Work Eat Sleep
23:11:00 <stebie> that's all it takes nowadays
23:11:00 <stebie> and netflix
23:11:00 <Liinda> yeah i dont watch much tv so im safe :P
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay my neighbours are fighting / breaking up again!
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> this will be the 90 billin
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> billionth time
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY
23:15:00 <Liinda> was gonna say youve said that a few times
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously, every fucking week
23:16:00 <Trevor> hello friends
23:16:00 <ning> tell someone who cares
23:16:00 <Liinda> you care ning
23:16:00 <thestig> hiii liiiindaaaa
23:16:00 <thestig> hi kateeee
23:16:00 <ning> no i dont
23:16:00 <Liinda> stigggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
23:16:00 <Liinda> oops
23:16:00 <Liinda> stiggggyyyyyyyyyyy
23:16:00 <thestig> hihi
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi stig
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:16:00 <Trevor> I might care about things etc.
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i highly doubt that
23:17:00 <Trevor> like tits
23:17:00 <thestig> not much just watching some netflix how are you kate?
23:17:00 <Liinda> ning, its ok, women like men who are in touch with their emotions
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> watchin a tv drama
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the beautiful lie
23:17:00 <thestig> oh the neighbours? lol
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, AGAIN
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
23:17:00 <Clarkson> a sock smoking dick sucking pussy licking vagina dripping primate
23:17:00 <Liinda> >.<
23:18:00 <Liinda> sock?
23:18:00 <dematerialised> wat on erf
23:18:00 <Liinda> i dont know
23:18:00 <Picard> no one has sex here occie78
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure they left a note on the public notice board "I please request that washing not be washed late at night"
23:18:00 <occie78> no one has sex?
23:18:00 <Picard> unless its with their hand, or some FIST
23:18:00 <dematerialised> is it ok to put ice on bad sunburn?
23:18:00 <Trevor> Picard, people here have more than sex
23:18:00 <Clarkson> chicks.. if you couldnt fuck them youd throw rocks at them
23:18:00 <Trevor> like sex changes
23:19:00 <Trevor> or gay sex
23:19:00 <Picard> lol
23:19:00 <Liinda> dematerialised would be good if you had aloe
23:19:00 <Liinda> but ice helps to cool down the burn
23:19:00 <dematerialised> nah i dont ahve any of that stuff
23:19:00 <Trevor> or sex offences
23:19:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> or tomato
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sliced tomato on the sunburn
23:20:00 <Trevor> Picard, so know any good 14 year olds?
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> not tomato sauce, i think that would sting
23:20:00 <dematerialised> i drove a total of 19 hours this wekeend and the sun has fried my drivers arm something fierce
23:20:00 <Liinda> google it.
23:20:00 <Trevor> Picard, I hear you do
23:20:00 <Picard> tomato sauce is bullshit
23:20:00 <Picard> i do what?
23:21:00 <Liinda> do u have coconut oil dematerialised?
23:21:00 <dematerialised> nup
23:21:00 <dematerialised> i have nothing but water and frozen vegetables
23:21:00 <Picard> dematerialised jerk off, catch it and rub that on it
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> go have a cool bath with frozen veg
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:21:00 <Picard> send pics of u in the bath wth frozen foods
23:21:00 <Liinda> dematerialised http://everydayroots.com/sunburn-remedies
23:21:00 <dematerialised> danke Liinda
23:22:00 <Liinda> yw
23:23:00 <dematerialised> currently got it sitting in the aircon stream lol
23:23:00 <dematerialised> i can feel the heat radiating off it
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> POTATO… ew
23:23:00 <Liinda> cucumber is in the list
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oats work good for irritated skin
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah cucumber is awesome
23:23:00 <Liinda> and yoghurt
23:23:00 <Liinda> plain yoghurt tho
23:23:00 <couleurs> i'm a cucumber
23:23:00 <occie78> i love yoghurt and cucumber
23:24:00 <occie78> sandwiches
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if you blended it up and made a paste, that would be so soothing!
23:24:00 <Liinda> i hate yoghurt
23:24:00 <occie78> is that what we are talking about
23:24:00 <Liinda> the smell makes me vomit
23:24:00 <Liinda> tatziki dip lol
23:24:00 <Liinda> yeah that would work kate
23:24:00 <Liinda> if you blended it with green tea even better
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> witch hazel on sunburn, THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT LIKE FUCK
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH and some crushed ice
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a bath of it
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh yeah
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably nice with vodka to drink too :P
23:25:00 <Liinda> yeah it would kill. they sau apple cidervinegar too
23:26:00 <Liinda> lol yeah
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> OUCH
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> might as well rub rock salt into your skin and spray with vinegar
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I remember once when my daughter was young, and we had gone to the beach… there was some kind of sea lice … anyways i was like…. if i dilute some vinegar in water and spray her, it might help with the itch...
23:27:00 <Liinda> and garnish with some lemon juice
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. BAD MISTAKE
23:28:00 <Liinda> ouch
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
23:28:00 <Trevor> meanwhile there was a surf life saver not giving a fuck
23:28:00 <Trevor> the end
23:28:00 <Liinda> lol
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, we had come home….
23:29:00 <Liinda> never heard of sea lice btw
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought she was just worried about the sand...
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> some thing in the water that makes you itch
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just call it that...
23:29:00 <Trevor> perhaps the gluten intolerant are also susceptale to sea lice
23:29:00 <Trevor> its a conspiracy I swear
23:29:00 <Liinda> who knows
23:29:00 <Trevor> fucks given: 0%
23:29:00 <Clarkson> [12:08:42] I'd vote for the gay party, we need more gays in this world
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps, i didn't mention gluten intolerance
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, gluten intolerance is legit
23:30:00 <Trevor> gluten intolerance is lol
23:30:00 <Trevor> theres this thing called natural selection where the gluten intolerant should die out
23:30:00 <Trevor> quit being a pussy and die out
23:30:00 <Trevor> we dont want you
23:30:00 <Trevor> or your gluten free shit
23:30:00 <Liinda> my bf is gluten intolerant
23:31:00 <Trevor> Liinda, break up with him
23:31:00 <Trevor> he's weak
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… surprisingly coeliac disease is legit
23:31:00 <Liinda> he's been that way since he was a kid... not like half the ppl these days who think its cool to not have gluten
23:31:00 <Trevor> so is cancer
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and obv natural selection hasn't worked...
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> but yeah there has been a surge of peeps claiming they are
23:32:00 <Trevor> cancer
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe don't eat 9000 pieces of bread a day
23:32:00 <Trevor> solves problems
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you'll be fine
23:32:00 <Trevor> coeliacs leads to bowel cancer
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it
23:32:00 <Trevor> so as I was saying about natural selection
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> cancer isn't natural selection
23:32:00 <Trevor> Liinda, break up with him, he is weak
23:32:00 <Liinda> Shut Up trevor
23:32:00 <Liinda> =)
23:33:00 <occie78> hey leave linda alone
23:33:00 <occie78> he is a good guy
23:33:00 <Liinda> lol
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nobody puts liinda in the coner!
23:33:00 <Trevor> oh ok
23:33:00 <Liinda> LOLLLLLLL
23:33:00 <Trevor> Liinda, more reason to break up with him - he is gay
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:33:00 <Trevor> you should tell him that too
23:33:00 <Liinda> Its ok trevor, i fix his pipes up nightly if you get my drift :P
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd you spell the way patrick reckons your heart sounds
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> THAT IS GAY!
23:33:00 <Liinda> BA BOOM BA BOOM
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ga gong
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it actually infuriates me lol
23:34:00 <Trevor> I think my chinese contains cats and dogs
23:34:00 <Liinda> oh yeah thats right
23:34:00 <Trevor> except I like cats and dogs
23:34:00 <Trevor> YUM
23:34:00 <Liinda> chihuahua's are tasty steamed
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZSgpemEcSA
23:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dirty Dancing - Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey - Hungry Eyes Views: 155,896 Uploader: Aad Tinnenbroek Uploaded: Mar 1, 2011 Duration: 5m24s Rating: 4.77
23:35:00 <Liinda> im not lciking lol
23:35:00 <Liinda> *clicking
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1.33
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's NOT how i'd imagine your heart beating
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> would sound
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, i wouldn't mind him teaching me to dance, if he were still alive
23:36:00 <Liinda> lol ga gong
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> see LAME
23:36:00 <Picard> night
23:36:00 <Liinda> very
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:36:00 <Liinda> night picardo
23:36:00 <Trevor> kate, your videos are gay
23:36:00 <amsy> u
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, i challenge you to find a better one
23:37:00 <Trevor> kate, your husband should divorce you for all the gay videos you watch
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not happening.
23:37:00 <Trevor> still more valid logic than scientology
23:37:00 <Liinda> HUNGRRYYYYYYYYYYY EYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> your logic sits up there with scientology ideology
23:38:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :j
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb - got to find my red leotard + gold belt
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:38:00 <Liinda> haha
23:38:00 <amsy> hi cc :y
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:38:00 <Trevor> bbl ejaculating on a flower
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking weirdo
23:38:00 <Clarkson> thats some freaky shit
23:38:00 <Liinda> lol its like a 3some
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ clarky
23:38:00 <Clarkson> that is so fucking sexy
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, and no.
23:39:00 <myimmortal> katatonic_kate01 20 years on mirc and married how is that possible
23:39:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xo
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
23:39:00 <Trevor> myimmortal, they're both fat
23:39:00 <dematerialised> nini Liinda
23:39:00 <myimmortal> lol trevor yessss
23:39:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/su8ErWS "cupacakes" for kate
23:39:00 <couleurs> Brie Liinda
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
23:39:00 <dematerialised> Trevor prefers being alone and beating his potato to an image of a log
23:39:00 <Liinda> night couleurs
23:39:00 <Liinda> night dema
23:39:00 <Liinda> night dematerialised
23:40:00 <Liinda> night kate
23:40:00 <amsy> nini
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAhahahah Love em amsy!
23:40:00 <Trevor> eventually logs make great food for potatos
23:40:00 <Liinda> night amsy!
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> See i'd be quite happy to stay fat and devour them all
23:40:00 <couleurs> Very Unexpected From the Amsy.
23:40:00 <amsy> lol
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> much appreciated tho!
23:40:00 <couleurs> Very Sexpected From the katatonic_kake01
23:40:00 <dematerialised> k9 i recorded some nature footage for you to meditate to
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ooooh
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> links
23:41:00 <dematerialised> once its finished uploading
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what meditation, i love...
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6 phase meditation
23:41:00 <dematerialised> its only about a minutes worth of audio
23:41:00 <amsy> does anyone else get tummy aches when theyre really tired?
23:41:00 <dematerialised> yes
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah nope
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i usually crash out
23:42:00 <dematerialised> its your body eating itself
23:42:00 <dematerialised> telling you to go to bed
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> '6 phase guided meditation by vishen lakhiani'
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes do it peeps - 20 minutes
23:45:00 <Trevor> why can't the idiets at the chinese place learn to speak like they're from fairfield so they dont fuckup my order
23:45:00 <Trevor> arabic is way easier than chinese
23:45:00 <dematerialised> is fairfield near cronulla?
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cronulla is in the shire, which is kind of like a black hole in sydney
23:46:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ANAPXl3.jpg
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't really go there unless you absolutely have to - or you have a desire to visit an awesome beach
23:46:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:47:00 <dematerialised> its funny because its relevant social commentary
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad, but true
23:49:00 <couleurs> :P
23:49:00 <dematerialised> :p almends
23:49:00 <couleurs> i'm relevant social cumentary
23:50:00 <amsy> Haha
23:50:00 <amsy> Cum
23:50:00 <dematerialised> amsy loves a bit of cum on the chin
23:50:00 <amsy> :p
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my!
23:51:00 <couleurs> amsy did i tell you to download a good movie i watched the other night, it was the best movie i sean all year a 10 out of 10 movies
23:51:00 <amsy> dem did you watch ROC?
23:51:00 <dematerialised> roc?
23:51:00 <amsy> nope what was it?
23:52:00 <Maurice> I typed in Daddys Home to get the movie and all I got was a fuckload of porn
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:52:00 <Maurice> 'daddys not home but my big brother is'
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> llol
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> amsy!
23:52:00 <amsy> race of champions, do you not watch f1? i thought you did
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> how far are you in fallout 4
23:52:00 <dematerialised> oh
23:52:00 <dematerialised> nah i was down south
23:52:00 <dematerialised> havent been home for a few days
23:52:00 <couleurs> it's called 'victoria' a germen 1 from this year
23:52:00 <dematerialised> been travelling da erf
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> I had to buy a new graphics card just so it can run better
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> !moo
23:53:00 <Bonny> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10240) 4 up: 5days 8hrs 6mins 56secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (37% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 8014/16271.3MB (49.25%) [|||||-----] 10 hdd: C:\ 397.92GB/465.42GB D:\ 459.11GB/931.51GB E:\ 789.47GB/931.51GB F:\ 47.22MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros
23:53:00 <Bonny> 3AR8161 PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
23:53:00 <dematerialised> bonny you god damn noob
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> :o
23:53:00 <couleurs> mein eyes
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> that's not my pc
23:53:00 <ning> <katatonic_kate01> cronulla is in the shire, which is kind of like a black hole in sydney < no its not
23:53:00 <dematerialised> it is
23:54:00 <ning> lol faifield is a black hole
23:54:00 <dematerialised> everything west or north of sydney is a black hole
23:54:00 <ning> rubbish
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> cronulla is a black hole
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> it's like bogan capital
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's another world, nice for a visit that's about it
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP!
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> ever since those riots
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> and probably before that
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the past… yeah, forever!
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> I bet if anyone tries to find out how the area is the first link is about the riots
23:56:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> how was the fish
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:57:00 <dematerialised> didnt end up going
23:57:00 <dematerialised> just got dominos lmao
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I had
23:57:00 <dematerialised> i didnt even eat the pizza and barely finished the sides
23:57:00 <dematerialised> i dunno what i was thinking
23:58:00 <dematerialised> k9 check PM :)
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