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05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why cunts chat here sometimes....
09:00 <Serenity> ?
10:00 <Trevor> fucking dancing chimpanzees
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, i was just reading what was written like an hour ago
13:00 <Trevor> tell me more plz
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm always late to ze party in my own world....
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick - please.
13:00 <Trevor> you're so interesting
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wouldn't be the first person to say that
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> *buffs finger nails*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i went out and had a delish dinner with hubby tonight
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> was pretty awesome…. sex for dessert is always a bonus, right lol 
24:00 <Maurice> Depends
24:00 <Maurice> Were you still in the restaurant when it happened
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> not into public displays of affection
25:00 <Maurice> I think that'd be more like public indecency
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Serenity> rofl
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no child for the weekend
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> best weekend ever!
27:00 <Serenity> winning
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yes
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> catching up with the ladies tomoz
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure if its xmas drinks or lets get wasted on cheap sweet wine 
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Serenity> mmm cheap wine
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmmm
31:00 <Serenity> im at home with the cat a bottle of water and sugar free caramels lol
31:00 <Serenity> my lifes hell exciting rofl
34:00 <Maurice> I have a cider and cheese and bacon dip
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum bacon dip
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i may have to borrow a furry friends chocolate from the child's stash
37:00 <Serenity> bitch
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> gotta keep up the energy levels 
37:00 <Serenity> i want both of those
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol :P
38:00 <Serenity> theres 6 cupcakes in the fridge im desperately trying not to eat all of them
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Trevor> roy orbison
48:00 <Serenity> top bloke
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya - pretty woman
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
55:00 <Serenity> inside out is such a good movie
00:00 <Maurice> At least you'll get to watch the whole thing without people wussing out
01:00 <Serenity> haha well its no dinosaur movie
02:00 <Trevor> im afraid i cant do that dave
05:00 <Maurice> Johnny Depp has no right to look as hot as he does topless in Lone Ranger
05:00 <Maurice> He was 50 for gods sake
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <Serenity> hes delicious
07:00 <Maurice> He really is
07:00 <Maurice> He's aged extremely well
08:00 <Serenity> i would age well too if i had all that money
09:00 <Maurice> I wonder if he's had any work done
28:00 <Mx_Trump> 8,5 coco pops
30:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
34:00 <dematerialised> [21:11:08] <Trevor> fucking dancing chimpanzees
34:00 <dematerialised> precisely
36:00 <dematerialised> so who else here is aware the the jewish holocaust and armenian genocide never happened
36:00 <dematerialised> ?
37:00 <Trevor> seems legit
37:00 <Trevor> here, have some fucks that I don't give
38:00 <dematerialised> seeing you dont give them, yet I have them, that makes them a bit special doesnt it?
38:00 <Trevor> yolo
39:00 <Trevor> walk up on antiques roadshow like what up i have a big clock
40:00 <TheRiddler> $5
40:00 <TheRiddler> it's fake n gay
40:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FRIENDZONE SONG Views: 1,877,994 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: Feb 11, 2014 Duration: 1m15s Rating: 4.90
40:00 <dematerialised> here's a little song I wrote for Immutable
42:00 <dematerialised> bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks
42:00 <dematerialised> lick on deez nuts and suck my dick
45:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
45:00 <nerdygirl> hi
45:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
45:00 <nerdygirl> im bored 
45:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
46:00 <nerdygirl> :) thanks 
47:00 <Trevor> is pouts an abbreviation of "puts out"?
47:00 <Trevor> you slut
48:00 <dematerialised> you have a choice of strawberry jam filled, apple crumble and custard, or just plain old cinnamon
48:00 <nerdygirl> custard filled with choc glaze 
48:00 <dematerialised> well, suppose i have to go for another drive then...
48:00 <nerdygirl> chop chop 
49:00 <dematerialised> just kidding im gonna go play some video games
49:00 <Maurice> I want apple crumble
49:00 <Immutable> gave up video games
49:00 <Immutable> don't miss em
49:00 <dematerialised> fuck off Immutable you are literally the gayest person on earth
49:00 <Maurice> Nom
50:00 <Immutable> what's up your ass tonight dematerialised ?
50:00 <Immutable> I just want to be friends
50:00 <dematerialised> nothing screws
52:00 <Immutable> the butthurt is strong with you
52:00 <dematerialised> you'd have to hurt my butt for that to make any sense
52:00 <dematerialised> you've failed to do so
52:00 <dematerialised> but I'm willing to allow you to keep trying
53:00 <Immutable> sounds like some shitty anime characters speech
59:00 <dematerialised> milk what are your views on the armenian genocide?
00:00 <milk> all I know is heroin makes you god, kids love sex and god kills you for eat a hamburger and a meeelkshake
01:00 <dematerialised> very good!
01:00 <milk> let me guess?
01:00 <milk> you dont want to live?
01:00 <Immutable> I just blame dematerialised for everything now
01:00 <Immutable> its probably his fault anyway
02:00 <dematerialised> nah i am a fan of living at the moment
02:00 <Immutable> he's the reason babies don't smile
03:00 <milk> hmmm
03:00 <milk> turns out I've been misinformed
03:00 <dematerialised> in what regard?
03:00 <milk> god doesnt kill you for eating a hamburger, he just steals your fuel
04:00 <dematerialised> i think you're mixing up god and indigenous australians
04:00 <dematerialised> hihi bonny
04:00 <Bonny> hello
06:00 <Trevor> tits or gtfo
06:00 <dematerialised> does bonny have tits? ive not confirmed
06:00 <Bonny> no idea
06:00 <Bonny> they've never been used
07:00 <dematerialised> just sitting there being a pain in the neck?
09:00 <Maurice> Why does Armie Hammer look so much older than he is
09:00 <Maurice> Maybe its just this movie
10:00 <dematerialised> no idea who that is, is that someone only old people would know?
11:00 <Maurice> He's only 29, so I doubt it
11:00 <Maurice> He's the lone ranger in the movie
23:00 <dematerialised> which one
23:00 <dematerialised> jurrasic?
23:00 <Skirmish> irc is no where near as entertaining during the day
24:00 <faux> cos people are lazy and sleep
24:00 <faux> also time difference
25:00 <Skirmish> But I have need of being entertained! 
25:00 <Skirmish> What are your plans for the day faux? 
25:00 <faux> dunno yet 
25:00 <faux> having breaky  now need to hang the washing
25:00 <faux> then prob catch uo on some shows
26:00 <faux> lazy day
26:00 <Skirmish> Taken a look at Vikings yet? 
26:00 <faux> nah
26:00 <faux> is it like da
26:00 <faux> uh
26:00 <faux> game of thrones&
26:00 <faux> cos i tried watchinf that abs di
26:00 <faux> m
26:00 <faux> and didt klike ut
27:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it is a little. The story is much better though and it doesn't twist so much you want to smash shit. 
27:00 <faux> sorry typing with onehand im retarded
27:00 <faux> then i prob wont like it
28:00 <Skirmish> I am hooked. My entitlement is making me angry that I have to wait until 2016 for season 4. 
28:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Skirmish> I am considering buying the first book in the game of thrones series to read since tv show leaves me in a rage. 
29:00 <Skirmish> although the fat cunt writing the books is taking just as long to finish them as it takes to make the show. 
30:00 <faux> ha
31:00 <faux> is peanut butter supposed to be refrigerated
31:00 <Skirmish> My plan today is to finish off an assessment in short answer form for my diploma but instead of opening that up to do it I installed mirc. I have a feeling I may not achieve what I set out to today. 
31:00 <faux> its still early
31:00 <Skirmish> No it's hard as hell to spread if you put it in the fridge. Tears the bread apart. 
31:00 <faux> youll get sick ofc of irc
32:00 <faux> -ofc 
32:00 <Skirmish> irc is like heroin. You know you shouldn't but you do it out of habit. 
32:00 <faux> yeah but it wont go bad if its not in the fridhe?
32:00 <faux> cos i hate it in tje fridge 
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> but put it in there anyway
32:00 <Skirmish> No it won't go bad as far as I know but there is no requirement that it has to be in there. 
33:00 <Skirmish> I think by law if it has to be in the fridge there has to be something on the labelling saying that. As a society we cater to the dumbest potato. 
33:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/qmZcTfT
34:00 <faux> lumeah irl
34:00 <Skirmish> My parents never put sauce in the fridge. First thing I noticed when I left home was that there is a 'Refrigerate after opening' comment on sauce bottles.
34:00 <Skirmish> ROFL
34:00 <Skirmish> pic is relevant. 
36:00 <Skirmish> I need to do something educational. I've only had one day off this week and yesterday whilst typing up a report I couldn't think of how to spell observed. I thought it was obzerved. Sat there staring out the window having a battle with myself trying to work it out. I think I have a tumor in my brain. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Sent a sms to the wife demanding that she never use txt spk in her messages ever again because I was starting to use the phonetic rules of it in my words ... or wordz. 
37:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> obzerved
38:00 <Skirmish> I know. Looking at it on the screen it doesn't even come close to looking right but yesterday my brain said that was it. 
39:00 <Skirmish> My line supervisor would have read that and thought I was a fucking retard. 
39:00 <Skirmish> How are you going with your uni stuff? 3rd year next year? 
40:00 <faux> yeah but i havent been doing it full time so i still have some second year units to do
40:00 <faux> i start on monday
40:00 <Skirmish> Noice. 
40:00 <faux> i enrolled in some easy art units
40:00 <faux> electives
40:00 <faux> just to not have to think
40:00 <faux> over chrissy lol
40:00 <faux> cbf thinking 
40:00 <Skirmish> I am about half way through the diploma work wanted me to do and I picked up a second one because it's something I want to do for myself and now I think I have taken on too much on top of work. 
41:00 <faux> i enrolled in 2 though i might drop one
41:00 <faux> what are you doing
41:00 <Skirmish> Dip Project Management work is putting me through and I picked up Dip Security and Risk Management on top of that. 
41:00 <faux> fun
42:00 <faux> why didnt you wait til you completed the work one lok
42:00 <Skirmish> Thought with my experience working in Security it would be easy. First unit has an essay of 3000 words and to make it worse, it's a reflective essay. 
42:00 <faux> ew
42:00 <faux> ew ew ew
42:00 <faux> is this through OTEN?
42:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I should have but too late now. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Project Man is OTEN the other one is through Cornwal Institute. Got a deal with the govt. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Conwal? Something like that. 
43:00 <faux> ah k
43:00 <faux> never heard of it
44:00 <faux> but now i want corn
44:00 <Skirmish> I sent them an email asking a question about the short answer stuff, well it was 3 questions all up and their reply was 'Yep, do that and remember to reference using harvard.' 
44:00 <faux> i dont like harvard
45:00 <faux> im used to APA now
45:00 <Skirmish> I have to look it up again. 
45:00 <faux> god dammit
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah OTEN like APA but thankfully project management is more about set methodologies so there isn't much need for referencing. 
45:00 <faux> cant reach the bottom of the washing machine
45:00 <faux> need some tongs
45:00 <faux> brb
45:00 <Skirmish> Just climb in ... what's the worst that can happen? 
47:00 <faux> i need an amsy aroubd
48:00 <Skirmish> Does amsy have abnormally long arms? 
48:00 <faux> no shes just v tall
48:00 <faux> she can be my extension 
48:00 <faux> and reach things
48:00 <Skirmish> Tall chicks make me feel anxious. 
48:00 <faux> excuse me
48:00 <faux> dont be rude
49:00 <Skirmish> I like short girls. Tall girls scare me. 
49:00 <faux> anxious or intimidated? ;)
49:00 <Skirmish> Probably anxious via intimidation. 
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <faux> gosh
49:00 <faux> insecure men
50:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I was bashed by a tall chick and don't remember it except for the feeling it gives me to see a tall woman.
50:00 <Skirmish> K is a perfect 5 foot 4. 
52:00 <faux> thats a nice height
52:00 <faux> how tall are you
52:00 <Skirmish> 6 foot 1
52:00 <faux> almost my height
52:00 <Skirmish> You are taller?
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> i kid
53:00 <faux> im 5q
53:00 <faux> uh
53:00 <faux> 5 1
53:00 <Skirmish> Was about to say ... are you a t-rex with short arms and that is why you can't reach the bottom of your washing machine?! 
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <faux> brb
53:00 <Skirmish> I am going to go and do something educational for a little while. Enjoy whatever you end up doing. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai there Lumeah how are you babes
14:00 <Skirmish> DID YOU KNOW ... a portfolio manager will conduct programs and projects in line with the company strategic plan. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Now you do. The more you know. 
17:00 <Skirmish> WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! 
32:00 <Skirmish> Failing to identify all stakeholders, their interest, and their impact on the project = bad. 
42:00 <Lumeah> hi skirmy hunny
42:00 <Lumeah> shocking news
43:00 <Skirmish> What is shocking news?
43:00 <Lumeah> you should know you typed it.. dun you know what you typed ? gezz
44:00 <Skirmish> I didn't type any news. What are you talking about. 
45:00 <Lumeah> news to me,, since when do you talk about stakeholders.
50:00 <Lumeah> are you dum? how many times do i have to tell you i'm Head gardener of a 48562.3 sqm garden property in the southen highlannds.?? get your shit together boy!
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> how many acres is that?
50:00 <Lumeah> 12
50:00 <Skirmish> ... yet you don't understand the concept of stakeholders exept for maybe holding up your tomatos. 
51:00 <Skirmish> How much did it cost you for the Jim's franchise? 
51:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> except*
52:00 <Lumeah> Hows the boring as butshit security gard job going? sitting on your arse all day is fun huh ?
52:00 <Lumeah> omg you have a spellin mistake!!!
52:00 <Lumeah> rof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahah
52:00 <ComputerLabNerd> jims computer services
53:00 <Lumeah> made my day!
53:00 <Skirmish> are you dum? how many times do I have to tell you I am the head of the secret service and me and obama are best mates.?? get your shit together hagrid. 
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> the "$99 fix!"
53:00 <Lumeah> now your just deluded...
53:00 <Lumeah> spell please... ta
54:00 <Skirmish> It's great sitting on my ass here today not doing much. I can catch up on my edumakashun. 
55:00 <Lumeah> yeah.... plot to take over the world.. are you pinky ? certainly not the brain.
55:00 <ComputerLabNerd> sourthern higlands are u up on the hills cuzz
56:00 <Lumeah> ...
56:00 <Skirmish> I am fine being pinky. Still smarter than you. 
56:00 <Lumeah> make his noise for me... ta
59:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fkn
03:00 <Skirmish> 2 coffees so far today and my dick has turned into a firehose that won't shut off. 
04:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im on the vodka orange sorbets
16:00 <Skirmish> I have become hyper sensitive to caffeine I think. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Too many asians in this course overview. It's making me believe I cannot succeed because I am not asian. 
22:00 <Lumeah> better deal wit that then
22:00 <Lumeah> whith*
22:00 <Lumeah> lol :P
24:00 <Skirmish> You had better deal with your hormone therapy. Does anyone beside me know that you used to be Don Burke and are trying to become a woman? 
28:00 <Lumeah> just watch your porn...
29:00 <dematerialised> get a room faggots
29:00 <Skirmish> I don't watch porn. It's boring. 
29:00 <ComputerLabNerd> shit ey 
29:00 <Skirmish> I must have over-watched in my more formative years. 
29:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i watch pron for research. apprentl;y its not reprsentative of human sexual reproduction
30:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i think it is. women BEG (pun intended) to differ
30:00 <Lumeah> then why u have a hard on
30:00 <Lumeah> hi dematerialised
30:00 <dematerialised> hihi
30:00 <dematerialised> also nini
32:00 <Skirmish> I have only blown on the face of one girl. Porn does not = real life. 
32:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i bet she was the best fucvk u ever had cnt
33:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> do chicks do "doggy" ??? thats the best part in porn
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> do t6hey?!?!@ do they!?!
37:00 <Lumeah> you have not livved lol
39:00 <Immutable> fucking looking for a new place I sydney at this time of year is hell
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you have not lived and not loved
39:00 <Lumeah> why syd?
39:00 <Immutable> I live and have a job in this city.
40:00 <Lumeah> in the actual subberb?
40:00 <Skirmish> Move in with Lumeah. 
40:00 <Immutable> oh no not in 2000
40:00 <Lumeah> lol he couldn't hack the communte
41:00 <Immutable> True, probably.
42:00 <Skirmish> Knowing that you clean under your skin rolls with his toothbrush would probably be worse than the commute. 
42:00 <Immutable> lol eww
43:00 <Immutable> I replace my toothbrush almost daily.
44:00 <Lumeah> your so bored!!!!
44:00 <Immutable> :O
45:00 <Immutable> I make up for my boringness with hawtness.
45:00 <Lumeah> not you... skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm not bored. I am a little hungry though so I might eat a banana. 
45:00 <Lumeah> lier lier
46:00 <Skirmish> I am throwing in a comment here and there and also working through a unit on skillport. I am displaying expert levels of multi-tasking. 
47:00 <Lumeah> for a man
47:00 <Lumeah> ...
47:00 <Skirmish> For example. I am currently looking at the 5 types of Organisational Culture that can influence projects. 
48:00 <Lumeah> your boss being a narsist
49:00 <Skirmish> Not really. 
49:00 <Lumeah> infulenceing new employees so they can't work to the best of thhere abilitys
49:00 <Skirmish> unless it's systemic across the entire organisation. Then maybe. 
49:00 <Skirmish> That is an operational issue and has no bearing whatsoever on projects. 
49:00 <Lumeah> usally gets to that stage before its noticed
50:00 <Immutable> how many dumbasses in your group is that a factor?
50:00 <Lumeah> it does have bearing if it effects work flow
50:00 <Skirmish> Well if the entire organisation has the same problem then it is highly unlikely it will be noticed. It will become the norm. 
51:00 <Skirmish> If it is going to impact the project timeline then the PM might step in and want to know what is going on. 
51:00 <Skirmish> If the actions have no negative impact on the project timeline then the PM won't give a flying fit. 
52:00 <Lumeah> there are always some they can see both sides and these are the ones that noticed and get shot downn the bum ones that are embarresed it has been brought to there attention
52:00 <Lumeah> what if he pm is the issue
52:00 <Skirmish> You're fucked then. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Sucks to be you being a little fish. 
52:00 <Lumeah> true
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> he fucken prunes cnt wht rong wif dat
53:00 <Lumeah> didn't say i was..
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> he fukn works the soil cnt
55:00 <Skirmish> If you are head gardener then you should have input into the project. Aren't you able to speak up and be heard? 
55:00 <ComputerLabNerd> not when the whipper sniffer is running, no
56:00 <Immutable> project managers don't do shit
56:00 <Skirmish> Get off the ride on mower and make your case. 
56:00 <ComputerLabNerd> tru dat cuzz
56:00 <Skirmish> Immutable: They manage, they don't do. The peons do. 
56:00 <ComputerLabNerd> get of the mower. take off your5 gloves and do a deal
56:00 <Skirmish> That is why I am doing this diploma. I want more peons to manage. 
56:00 <ComputerLabNerd> do a deal with the rose pruner
56:00 <Immutable> they don't even manage
57:00 <ComputerLabNerd> he probobly gets paid good money regardless of his acvtions
57:00 <Skirmish> If they aren't managing they are being ineffective. 
57:00 <ComputerLabNerd> maybe he wants to jkeep his $$$
57:00 <Skirmish> aren't*
58:00 <Immutable> architects do all of the managing project managers do all of the masturbating
58:00 <Skirmish> I don't know anything about that industry so I wouldn't know. 
58:00 <Lumeah> how many he's here?
58:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im a he
59:00 <Skirmish> If you want to partake in the conversation Lumeah can you please start making sense. 
59:00 <Immutable> that's why you are a project manager because you don't know anything and you screw everything up
59:00 <Lumeah> all these references to he's .
59:00 <Skirmish> I am not a project manager ... YET! 
59:00 <ComputerLabNerd> there we go
00:00 <ComputerLabNerd> well i did alot hard yacka outdoors for shit fuck all
00:00 <Lumeah> so you have propper structure in your company?
00:00 <ComputerLabNerd> told em what i thought of em one day out of the blue.. theyu called me a psychopath
00:00 <Lumeah> usally
00:00 <Skirmish> I don't think the role will be one I move into. Work want me to do it because it gives me a better appreciation of the organising of multi branch operations etc etc blah blah and I can be a more effective communicator in both directions during planning and implementation. 
00:00 <Immutable> it's not a hard job you ask someone who is qualified how long it will take to do something he already said he was going to do you write it down and don't chase it up later and assume it got done
01:00 <Skirmish> I work for the govt. It's ALL about structure. 
01:00 <Lumeah> i have a emplyee that calls everyone a phyco cuz they work he doesn't
01:00 <Skirmish> Are you his supervisor or direct report? 
01:00 <Lumeah> my boss is a woman and she likes him so he gets to stay tho he fucks up lol
02:00 <Lumeah> he looks stupid nor i .. im thinking,, ok mate kill stuff your the dickhead nor i..
02:00 <Skirmish> Again ... sucks to be you. Maybe you need to look for another job if someone calling people psycho is unbearable. 
02:00 <Lumeah> no it's not. it's just point im makeing
03:00 <Skirmish> Being the 'head gardener' wouldn't it make you look bad if plants were dead? 
03:00 <Lumeah> there his plants he transplanted... not the property on a whole
03:00 <Skirmish> shouldn't this guy work for you or is everyone a head gardener where you work? 
03:00 <Skirmish> Ah so you're responsible for the property as a whole? 
05:00 <Lumeah> he suposed to have all this experience.... he should knwo to water shit.. we can handel a few minior losses if he isn't going to demenstrate his knowlage that new trasnplants need water that isn't my place to educate such a 'skilled'worker
06:00 <Immutable> how would you manage this situation skirmish
06:00 <Skirmish> The situation that Lumeah is in? I don't even understand the position she is in. She is meant to be a head gardener yet everyone seems to get away with everything. 
07:00 <ComputerLabNerd> dude its saturday man
09:00 <Skirmish> If she was a supervisor or some sort I would suggest that she begin performance management of this rebel staff member to assist them in coming to terms with the expectations of what they should be achieving. 
09:00 <Skirmish> By doing that ... if they persist in not reaching the standard required, you begin giving formal warnings until you get rid of them altogether. 
11:00 <faux> oh p
11:00 <faux> ok
12:00 <Skirmish> Svelcum bak
12:00 <faux> ty
12:00 <Skirmish> We were just helping Lumeah the head gardener that has absolutely no control over her gardeners. She has one that keeps calling people psycho for working, because he doesn't and he often kills plants.
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Lumeah> your wrong again..
13:00 <faux> wait what
13:00 <faux> shes a gardener
13:00 <Skirmish> Apparently. 
13:00 <faux> but cant tame the Bush on her heaf
13:00 <faux> heaf
13:00 <thestig> hi snarttt
13:00 <faux> head
13:00 <Skirmish> lol
14:00 <faux> awks
14:00 <faux> hi snartyy
14:00 <Skirmish> lol I am going to demand that people 'tame the bush' for the rest of the weekend. Let's get it trending on twitter. #tamethebush
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Lumeah> oh yeah... im ment to folllow the 'skiller worker'around and point out he deosn't water shit.... my boss is the fuck up lol
15:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to performance manage the guy that keeps calling your team members psychos Lumeah? 
16:00 <Skirmish> You honestly make it sound like a work for the dole program.
16:00 <Lumeah> i already done my bit... my boss keeps him she the one that looks dum in frount of the entire population of the place i work in.
16:00 <Lumeah> no i just dun wanna use more detail
17:00 <Lumeah> would be easier if it was wftd !
17:00 <Skirmish> Well, no, because she can put it back onto you being the 'head gardener' not doing their job properly and as such she has a section of the property that looks like it's post apocolyptic because everything is dead. 
17:00 <Lumeah> ll
17:00 <Lumeah> not that dramatic
18:00 <Lumeah> i hired a skilled worker for a reason..
18:00 <Skirmish> Is the role of 'head gardener' one that comes with a special hat that is handed out each monday to whatever potato worked the hardest the previous week? You can be honest. Just admit it. You work as part of a House with No Steps program. 
19:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <Lumeah> bloody sounds like it doesn't it lol
19:00 <Skirmish> Wait a minute. You hired this dick and you can't control him and think it's your bosses problem? 
19:00 <Skirmish> wow ... that's amazeballs. 
20:00 <Lumeah> he ran sooking to her after i told him off and she said it's ok baby ... not grow some balls yout fuckwhit.. shits dead it's his fult.. whinger. .
21:00 <Skirmish> You are weak as piss. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Give your hat to another potato.
24:00 <Lumeah> lol she's weak as piss he's emotionaly blackmailing her and she can't see he just can't do his job.. how fucked is that,
24:00 <Lumeah> luckly your in the govt and yor abuse of the system is hidden is systemic company culture.
25:00 <Skirmish> Abuse of what system? 
25:00 <Skirmish> Are you trying to suggest that because I work for the govt the stereotype that we get paid lots to do nothing applies? 
25:00 <Lumeah> the do work get paid system not the sit on irc n get paid system
26:00 <Lumeah> yes yes i am
27:00 <Skirmish> That's ok because you're an established idiot so what you think matters not. 
27:00 <Lumeah> are you not ok with what im implying?
27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> look cnts i alreAdy told yous. ITS SATURDAY
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> For the record though, I haven't been on irc at work for nearly 2 weeks. Must have found something else to do to avoid work all those days. 
27:00 <Lumeah> we're being to smart for ComputerLabNerd
28:00 <Skirmish> We're? Don't include me in any category that includes you. Ever. 
28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> no more unless you are willing to let me tal;k shitloads of business blasthering
28:00 <Lumeah> becouse you can't keep up?
28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> there is nio time for work related negatives on saturday. IOts about skill, being like a google gangsta and shit
30:00 <Lumeah> skirmy thinks he's a irc ganster.
31:00 <Lumeah> dun ya skirmy hun...*pats head*
31:00 <faux> dun ya hun
31:00 <Skirmish> I am a majestic cheetah tearing across the African savanna compared to you, a sloth in the amazon jungle clinging to a tree and shitting on itself. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah auditioned for a role in Housos but they said she was 'too realistic'. 
32:00 <ComputerLabNerd> see he is a google gansta thats the way the ganstas talk
32:00 <Lumeah> a fatass security gard cheetah
32:00 <Lumeah> uhuh
32:00 <Skirmish> Look, if you're going to try and insult me at least learn it's spelt gUard.
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lumeah must be the rose pruner
33:00 <Skirmish> I take the time and effort to try and spell your insults correctly, you could at least do the same for me. 
34:00 <ComputerLabNerd> at least she is paying you out dude.. anything else women say is generally fabricatedf bullshiot, but u gettin a womans real side u know
35:00 <Lumeah> really ? do you think all woman say shit ?
36:00 <ComputerLabNerd> only when they are past the barstiool stage of being asked out rah rah rah. the screaming, ranty antics that women perform after that is real talk
36:00 <Skirmish> I would totally believe that Lumeah is a feminist. 
36:00 <ComputerLabNerd> no she hasnt proven herself to be one at all. i know these types of women
37:00 <ComputerLabNerd> feminists fight back hard core
37:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i could play 'wounded heart" and you watch a feminist smile and snicker cuzz they are topugh cookies
38:00 <ComputerLabNerd> feminists are really just wopmen that hate men but play a defensive role in emotuionally battling mysoginists
38:00 <Lumeah> how bought most people are full of bullshit
40:00 <ComputerLabNerd> ive got a stick in the mud attitude cos im suffering a bit of mania. what i think abotu women depends on the way i feel
40:00 <Lumeah> ok.. you just sit there and deal with that.
41:00 <thestig> lol
41:00 <thestig> i think he is still a virgin
41:00 <Lumeah> possibly
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> well my mindfulness protects me. so id be stressin and hating on the babes. but cos i have mindfulness i can explain it
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> well i saw hookers
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> so does that count?
42:00 <faux> i wouldnt csll women who hate men feminists
42:00 <faux> id call the ones that believe in equality feminists
42:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i wouldnt even pay a dollar for a hooker anymore anyway. wouldnt give them that much of a pedestle for them to stand on
42:00 <faux> ok
44:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you obsivously not a feminist because you have no beef in the battle
44:00 <thestig> lol skirmwardo
44:00 <Skirmish> It's my mexican name. 
44:00 <Skirmish> HORHAY
44:00 <thestig> i thought it was your bedroom name
45:00 <Skirmish> No that is Mr Longfellow. ;) 
45:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... I was typing before being rudely dc'd. I am struggling to understand the premise of equality from feminists in western society. 
45:00 <Skirmish> The pay gap issue is exaggerated. 
46:00 <ComputerLabNerd> feminism the way i see it has noting to do with equal rights. thats like a red herring. let everybopdy else in society preach and enact on that 
46:00 <Skirmish> If it was genuinely an issue then men would be losing their jobs to woman because companies are all about saving the dollars. 
46:00 <Skirmish> I think feminists deserve equal rights ... and lefts. 
46:00 <Skirmish> HA! 
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I am totaly for womens rights. but totally asgainst the premise of protective feminists do gods work o to speak
47:00 <Skirmish> I think the facist feminist movement has made it very difficult for anyone to objectively look at the issue without instantly being biased against it. 
48:00 <ComputerLabNerd> facist feminists VS nice guys
49:00 <Skirmish> Take a look at the youtube channel Undoomed. He likes to pull self confessed feminists apart when they post vids on youtube. 
49:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i had a facist feminist as a psycologist
49:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i cant even bare to watch vkideos with "feminist" in the title belive me i cant cliock ion them i cannot spend 1 millisecond watching it
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im talking those butch feminists
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> god they are not worthy of my disccusion anmy fuurther
50:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fuck yeah saturday day off cuzz
51:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fukn booze cuzz
51:00 <MrMark> boooze!!
52:00 <MrMark> what booze u got?
52:00 <ComputerLabNerd> what you all  need t5o do is type "DJI Inspire 1" into fucken youtube and fly first person view and live shit up flying around being a flying gangster
52:00 <ComputerLabNerd> vodka orange sorbet
52:00 <MrMark> ic
52:00 <ComputerLabNerd> dude its a block of ice
52:00 <MrMark> cool lol
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> it has about 20 stabdrad drinks in it
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you can eat the whole block in and hour or two its so tasty
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> very dangerous in that way
53:00 <MrMark> vodka jelly shots r good
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i scape this shit with a metal spoon into a tiny cup its like ice orange fragments
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> like a shushy but more icy and frosty
55:00 <ComputerLabNerd> and when you get to the bttopm they are like full shots almost but the orange (freshly squeezed) rounds off even the mopst brutal mouthful
56:00 <MrMark> nothing more fun than watching drunk chicks do tequila shots at the bar
57:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you gotta be in it to win it
59:00 <MrMark> nah i dont do shots
01:00 <ComputerLabNerd> youd do those girls though that what the wining part is all about cuzz. 
01:00 <Lumeah> nothing more fun watching drunk egotistical idiots trying to pick up women at the bar making complete discussing examples of themselves then getting the turn down.. lovely. 
01:00 <ComputerLabNerd> what kinds of things the guys say?
02:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i get death stars from women sitting on barstools
02:00 <MrMark> hmmm
04:00 <ComputerLabNerd> as i merentioned im just manic thats the whole deal today
04:00 <ComputerLabNerd> same as always talking points
04:00 <Skirmish> [12:01] <Lumeah> nothing more fun watching drunk egotistical idiots trying to pick up women at the bar making complete discussing examples of themselves then getting the turn down.. lovely. = Why don't men approach me. Is it because I am transgender. 
06:00 <thestig> i dunno where to start 
06:00 <ComputerLabNerd> start with me, and my admission of mania
06:00 <thestig> nah that is boring 
07:00 <ComputerLabNerd> if you see me typing shit about women and barstools im mnaic. when i talk fucken like im mr money man im hypomanic
07:00 <ComputerLabNerd> thats all there is
07:00 <thestig> i dont think you are manic at all
07:00 <Skirmish> ComputerLabNerd = Panda. 
07:00 <thestig> i was gona ask him if he knew panda 
07:00 <thestig> lol
07:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i wouldnt replaxce wom,en as a talking point in my mania because im happy to have women hating as a subject and it would be harder to live hating yourself directly or have free floating angst
08:00 <thestig> panda makes everyone look normal
08:00 <Lumeah> i said.. watch... 
08:00 <Lumeah> not participate.. 
08:00 <Skirmish> You can't participate even if you wanted to. 
08:00 <ComputerLabNerd> women are a very save talking point for my mania. and hypomania is great because its a mental state about money and business and power
08:00 <faux> how about you all smd
08:00 <thestig> ok
09:00 <Lumeah> ComputerLabNerd:.. is your name Vincent? 
09:00 <Skirmish> smd?
09:00 <faux> hot
09:00 <ComputerLabNerd> no its not but my sisters ex husband is named vuincent. her second son aslo shares vincent as a second name
09:00 <gremlinz> present it
09:00 <Skirmish> OH ... that smd. 
10:00 <faux> welcome to the party skirmish 
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> Had a bit of a senior moment there. 
10:00 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAgSM9OJl4
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Suck My Dick Suck My Mother Fucking Dick Dj Valentino. Views: 792,822 Uploader: Liam Killackey Uploaded: Nov 21, 2011 Duration: 3m17s Rating: 4.79
11:00 <Skirmish> Mustard, chicken and capsicum roll coming right up.
11:00 <faux> my ears are bleeding and im 8 seconds ib
11:00 <Lumeah> ha! 
11:00 <faux> in
11:00 <Lumeah> spelling and forgetting... 
11:00 <Lumeah> omg
11:00 <faux> what
11:00 <Lumeah> where is the real skirmish 
12:00 <thestig> they dont call him the human DICKtionary for nothing 
13:00 <Skirmish> Real skirmish? 
13:00 <Skirmish> How many are there? 
15:00 <Lumeah> cracks... 
16:00 <Lumeah> can't be hungry and hard at the same time perhaps. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Why do you find it so difficult to make sense when you type? 
17:00 <faux> yeah i never understand her
17:00 <faux> she talks in half sentences and assume people understabf
17:00 <faux> understand*
18:00 <Skirmish> Hey there BM what's news? 
18:00 <Lumeah> references to your previous comments. keep up boys. 
18:00 <Immutable> you don't have to make sense when you have a vagina
19:00 <Immutable> it's the law
19:00 <ComputerLabNerd> never a t ruer word spoken
19:00 <Skirmish> Keep up? It's like running a 3 legged race with a bag of fucking potatos. You're an idiot Lumeah and you never make sense when you type. 
19:00 <Lumeah> no... u just can't keep up.. why should i have to rewrite whit. 
20:00 <ComputerLabNerd> the only thing that makes sense is that she **IS** a woman
20:00 <Immutable> ah indeeeeed
20:00 <Skirmish> No. She is on her way to become a woman. Lumeah is trans-gender Don Burke. 
20:00 <Lumeah> and boobs.. men understand boobs. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Brain is fried on drugs. 
21:00 <ComputerLabNerd> If this woman was evenm a frction of a man you wouldnt have beef cuzz. she is all woman and thats why ui got beef
22:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I have strong LGBT principles and the only type of person i ave beef with is genetic females. fuck thinking even a shred of time for LGBT ppl.
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <faux> christ on a bike 
23:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fuck wasting your time on honmo[phobia or racism when u got real beef with women
24:00 <Immutable> yeah I actually have a prob with chixors too
24:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Im gklad im not a racist im glad im not a homopobe and i feel very fortunate that my mania talk points are all about women. imagine what a waste of time it would be to have a care for blacks or homosexuals
25:00 <Skirmish> Fuck this shit I am going back to learning stuff.
25:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im learning shit after this download finishes
25:00 <Immutable> rofl
25:00 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZE0HLrxZw
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Panda Cheese Commercial [English] Views: 247,429 Uploader: TheGamesInside Uploaded: Jan 7, 2011 Duration: 2m46s Rating: 4.83
25:00 <Lumeah> heee heee
26:00 <Lumeah> herr
27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> stop thibnmking
27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> let me age and suffer
27:00 <Skirmish> Honestly every time I look at the screen and see Lumeah type something all I read is FEE FI FO FUM. 
27:00 <Immutable> cln is getting annoying now
28:00 <MrMark> burp
28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im in a manic state ill come back later when hypomanic. money power business
28:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon ashleighxtrinity. Sleeping off a hangover were you or doing the walk of shame back home? 
28:00 <Immutable> all I see when I read what people have typed on irc is pussy and dick
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Skirmish: neither, for a change
28:00 <Skirmish> Weekend off is good for the soul. 
29:00 <ComputerLabNerd> it is
29:00 <Immutable> I'm always busy I don't get much leisure time.
30:00 <ComputerLabNerd> give you soukl a rest. let your weekend develop
30:00 <ComputerLabNerd> You goal is to get your weekends back
30:00 <Skirmish> I am quickly reaching the opinion that Project Management is over complicated by useless terms. 
31:00 <Skirmish> 'List Enterprise Environmental Factors that can influence a project.'
31:00 <Skirmish> Why not just say 'List shit that can go wrong'?
31:00 <ComputerLabNerd> well if it gives you more money and a heaklt6hier weekend than go for it
32:00 <ComputerLabNerd> two demands in life - money and wekends
34:00 <Immutable> you should be an eloquent project manager with terms nobody understands
34:00 <ComputerLabNerd> this dude just doesnt get it. Dude. become a cvardner that gardens LESS
35:00 <Skirmish> It just makes the whole thing look artificially complicated. 
35:00 <ComputerLabNerd> take the ceos job - be tiotled "the hardest working gardner that managers gardeners" and never get your hands dirty. Millions of dollars await you
35:00 <Skirmish> ComputerLabNerd HAS to be Chris. 
36:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Lumeah is the gardener
36:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lol - my sisters son is named chris - her last child
36:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you boys and girls have identified 3 of 4 meberzs of my sisters family by names lolololololol
37:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i wonder if anybody gonna chuck out the last boys name
38:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Skirmish,  i been here beofre cunt lets just say nobody here will ever know me by my birthname. you would know me only by a nick
38:00 <thestig> whats your name?
38:00 <thestig> garth?
38:00 <Skirmish> You're a retard. That is all I know. 
38:00 <ComputerLabNerd> somebody right at the beginning correctly pegged my nick when i gfirst arrived - CLUEE
39:00 <thestig> nice henry
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> so i was somebody trhat was very "loud"
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> henry - nice try but no cigar
40:00 <thestig> ok pablo 
40:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i was like peiter
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Ive been frequenting irc austnet for fucken like year 1998 i guess
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> that year i went into the cybersex channel met a older women there and went down and porked her
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> but she had her rags the whole time
42:00 <ComputerLabNerd> and she was a screaming ranting idiot.
42:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fucken fuck her
42:00 <ComputerLabNerd> what a blight on my bafrin to have tnhat slag enter my conciousness
43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> what a buffling bubbling fountain of shitty thoughts
43:00 <British^Meat> woah
43:00 <British^Meat> so much text
43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> mania
43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> money or mysogyny take ya pick
43:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking about just blocking them.
44:00 <ComputerLabNerd> me phone is better than ya whole life cunt get yused to it
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i wanna get a drone and fly FPV
51:00 <ComputerLabNerd> the drone i want costs 6 grand
54:00 <MrMark> u poor baby
55:00 <ComputerLabNerd> at least i found the drone i want
55:00 <MrMark> just go steal one
56:00 <ComputerLabNerd> well if i charge people for wasting my time tehn i might be able to afford one
56:00 <ComputerLabNerd> when people waste my time they are the ones that should be wasting their money - $1.10 per minute
57:00 <ComputerLabNerd> my time would be instantrly respected by the customwer
57:00 <MrMark> $1.10 per minute for phone sex?
57:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i wouldnt give anybody the ego
58:00 <ComputerLabNerd> they'd be paying $500 a minute
58:00 <MrMark> i only charge 50cents
58:00 <ComputerLabNerd> male or female they wanna experince my attitude over the phone./ no problem $500 a minite
59:00 <ComputerLabNerd> if they learn that im a total asshole let it cost them thousands of dollars in the process is what i say
00:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you guys get me for free though :)
00:00 <ComputerLabNerd> multiple hours and hours of my shit for free that less fortunate people would pay thousands for over the phone
01:00 <MrMark> yawn
02:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i wonder if google can sniff out my irc connection
03:00 <MrMark> yawn
04:00 <ComputerLabNerd> sit in silence u b unch of fuckers. u aint got rid of me yet
09:00 <MrMark> yawn
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> who the fuck is that guy?
13:00 <couleurs> me
33:00 <MrMark> im me too
33:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: I don't think anyone really cares who they are. 
38:00 <Skirmish> I hate it when they allow you to take tests more than once before you submit it. I got 91% but I want to get 100% so I am going to do it again. 
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> in otally fucked over my bsuiness plan so bad they gave me my certificate but i wasnt allowed to the graduation [party
40:00 <ComputerLabNerd> failed as teachers
42:00 <British^Meat> yer, just another dude to not talk to...
42:00 <British^Meat> anyways Skirmish, im fine thanks
43:00 <British^Meat> bit devo my 16gig card in my camera just died :/ i lost some great shots
43:00 <British^Meat> and i got battlefront and im not impressed
43:00 <British^Meat> oh and i grabbed my old digital camera to use today instead and found this....
43:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12311292_10154361076553032_5360711244109627463_n.jpg?oh=a594fbb691a449fcf8ecea24396fc328&oe=56F4E27C
45:00 <Doodle> crunchy
45:00 <British^Meat> the left battery is fused in there, i cant get it out
45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> me phone would be better than it
45:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11036693_957470384332403_7173618986965263691_n.jpg?oh=bda6e6ae4bce96b57db1796e229cbf04&oe=56DBB09F
45:00 <British^Meat> i doubt it...
46:00 <ComputerLabNerd> bah humbug
46:00 <Doodle> confirms what i already thought about police driving
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> whats so good about thats fucken bullshit car image
47:00 <couleurs> agreed.
47:00 <Doodle> k
48:00 <couleurs> what a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <ComputerLabNerd> why dont you fukn l;esbains take a typing break
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Doodle> dis cunt
49:00 <couleurs> agreed.
49:00 <Skirmish> I got fallout 4 and lost an entire day to it. 
50:00 <Doodle> just one?
50:00 <Doodle> lightweight
50:00 <Skirmish> So far. 
50:00 <Skirmish> If I didn't have to work it would be 4 or more days. 
50:00 <Doodle> why are you wasting time on irc
50:00 <Doodle> if you were committed you'd take those 4 days off
50:00 <Doodle> weak
51:00 <couleurs> Get Out.
51:00 <Skirmish> Christmas is busy. Extra shifts to cover the amount of shit people import. 
51:00 <Doodle> all i hear is waah waah i cant finish fallout
51:00 <Doodle> cos i am weak
51:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fuk em all
52:00 <Skirmish> Pfft if I wanted it finished it would be. cheathappens trainer FTW!
52:00 <Doodle> i 100%ed gtav again last week
52:00 <Doodle> :/
52:00 <couleurs> whoa
52:00 <Doodle> i think i'm up to 300 hours
52:00 <Doodle> maybe more
52:00 <couleurs> i bought the game twice and am still 10-12% in
52:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Doodle> 12%!
53:00 <Doodle> thats like 2hrs gameplay
53:00 <Doodle> i think i have banged every hooker on that game now
53:00 <Skirmish> Today is project management day so I can go home and have fallout 4 night. :D 
53:00 <Doodle> u always do anal on them first then get a blowjob
53:00 <couleurs> yea well my FiFa doesn't eject
53:00 <Doodle> they like that
54:00 <couleurs> Noted.
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fukn hell i thought it was the end of thjopse two words "project managenment"
55:00 <ComputerLabNerd> ah i got an idea! i'll watch iether RT or CNN
57:00 <couleurs> Ok Pieter
57:00 <MrMark> me me me me me me me me me me me
57:00 <Skirmish> ComputerLabNerd is now forever known as PieterPandaChris. 
03:00 <thestig> loll
04:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Who those fuckers are it not wirthy time or yuours
21:00 <ComputerLabNerd> the only nick out of them with even a smidgen of chance would be panda - but why the fuck would i pick such a fucken wussy nick
21:00 <Skirmish> Well that is done. 99% is good enough. 
21:00 <ComputerLabNerd> hey NATO boys - im watch russia today :)
22:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fuk tell emif panda is a man. fucken tell me
22:00 <ComputerLabNerd> most likely panda is long gone
24:00 <faux> shut up
24:00 <ComputerLabNerd> whatevs cuzz whatevs
25:00 <couleurs> can u not
25:00 <ComputerLabNerd> a wioman telling me to "sghut up" is called real talk and i fucken like it
26:00 <ComputerLabNerd> at least she isnt talking tlo me about romance
27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i tell to meself and i like it
27:00 <Skirmish> I am usually not supportive of @ intervention in chat but surely sitting and staring at a blank screen would be better than letting this wreck continue to mutter away for hours on end. 
28:00 <Doodle> hi faux
29:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lolokloll
30:00 <ComputerLabNerd> u hit the zinger quote
30:00 <Doodle> mm zinger
30:00 <Doodle> havent had one of those in yonks
30:00 <Skirmish> Those zinger chips are shit. 
30:00 <Doodle> i've never had those
30:00 <Skirmish> Don't bother. 
31:00 <Doodle> aiight
31:00 <Skirmish> No where even close to tasting like zinger anything. 
32:00 <ComputerLabNerd> one time i was witness to the biggest FAIL fest at hungry jacks
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you shokda seen it.. took them 45 minutes to makle a bur5ger and they tried to "creep away" with the chips i ordered
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lol; lady comes in abusing them for cooking poorly
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> and their defence was "its precooked!"
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> fuk about 8 fails 
35:00 <couleurs> Ok
37:00 <ComputerLabNerd> gaurantee you sonmething ladfies - i definatel;y wouldnt incentivise my life to work to look after you
38:00 <Immutable> lol
38:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i work to look after my pets. but women can fucken go out and have sepwerate bank accounts. not giving my shit to ya
38:00 <ComputerLabNerd> its the truth man
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im niot getting itno a relationship to provide my fucken dollars to [provide for ya
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> im bad boy to the core get fucken up with the man
39:00 <faux> hi doodle
39:00 <couleurs> ComputerLabNerd rated worst new chatter of 2k15 
39:00 <Immutable> nah c'mon its me
39:00 <Skirmish> 3 out of 10 stars. 
40:00 <MrMark> i agree
40:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i woulda taken 2014, 2013 easy. i fucken olde hat top you man u aint figured out who i was
41:00 <Skirmish> 1 star for having the internet, 1 star for knowing how to log into irc and 1 star for knowing what to do with a keyboard.
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> just cos i dont have snapchat nudes or tinder roots doesnt mean im fucken missing out. im saving some good dollars
42:00 <couleurs> ipad pro!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> its a fucklen peice of shit cunt
43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> uintil its an oversized note 5
45:00 <faux> please stop typing
45:00 <faux> youre giving me a headache and i cant even hear you
45:00 <couleurs> :P
45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> you give your boyfriends a headache
45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> in real life 
46:00 <Doodle> faux can give me a headache anyday
46:00 <ComputerLabNerd> so watch ya fyucken rights and privileges ey or ya exes are fucken have a voice
46:00 <faux> what
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> cant u reed
46:00 <faux> if i ban you are you going to kill yourself
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> ill come back when you forget cnt5
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> pig slut
47:00 <faux> its a yes or no questiob
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> never, what about that
47:00 <faux> ok good
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> love meself too much
48:00 <faux> dont want to be an accessory to a loons death 
48:00 <Skirmish> Huzzah!
48:00 <faux> pig slut
48:00 <faux> sounds like jerome
48:00 <faux> but its not
48:00 <faux> anyway
48:00 <faux> carry on
49:00 <Immutable> ugh
49:00 <Skirmish> 99% for 'Managing a Project within Organisations'. *flex*
50:00 <faux> not good enough
50:00 <Immutable> what's not good enough faux?
51:00 <Skirmish> Yes it is. It shows that I have put in lots of effort but alas, am only human.
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> i remember getting 98/100 on a maths exam
51:00 <faux> and dads like
51:00 <faux> wheres the other two marks
51:00 <Skirmish> People start to wonder when you get 100% for shit. 
51:00 <faux> WHAT AM I ASIAN
51:00 <Doodle> lol welcome to my dad
51:00 <faux> id welcome to your dad anyday
52:00 <Doodle> gross
52:00 <Skirmish> You sluzza. 
52:00 <Doodle> cockblocked by me own dad
52:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <couleurs> just cos i dont have snapchat nudes or tinder roots doesnt mean im fucken missing out. im saving some good dollars
53:00 <Doodle> uhh
53:00 <Immutable> :P
53:00 <couleurs> OpPs WrOnG CHaNNeL
54:00 <Skirmish> The 14yo daughter of one of our couple friends always carries on about how other girls behave like sluzzas yet she takes her top off on the bus because 'boys do it'. You should be able to slap children when they exhibit extreme cases of stupidity. 
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <faux> FeMiNiSM
54:00 <Skirmish> Like that batman meme. Half way through her 'boys do it' excuse you just whack her across the head. 
54:00 <faux> dankmemes
54:00 <Doodle> every time my sisters daughters do something slutty i just say they will grow up like their mother
55:00 <faux> .
55:00 <Immutable> feminists are bad in bed
55:00 <Immutable> fact
55:00 <Doodle> cos of the hairy pits?
55:00 <faux> if u were arab youd get smashed for dissing your sister
55:00 <Doodle> ye but i'm not, i'm 100% aussie beef m8
55:00 <Skirmish> If he were arab they would be killing his slutty sister. 
55:00 <Doodle> she would have been murdered 20 years ago
56:00 <Doodle> and i'd have a kickass beard
56:00 <faux> ye well if u were arab you wouldnt even put sister and slut in th same sentence lol
56:00 <Doodle> well
56:00 <Doodle> i'm not
56:00 <Doodle> so i can
56:00 <faux> you should be
56:00 <Skirmish> Maybe that is what I will tell that silly girl when she craps on next time. 'If this was Saudi Arabia your family would be allowed to honour kill you'. 
56:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <faux> sif she admits to taking her top off in front of her parents
57:00 <faux> what a turd child
57:00 <Skirmish> Assholes. Now you have distracted me I don't know where I am up to printing the next modules notes. 
57:00 <Doodle> also i didnt call my sister a slut
57:00 <Doodle> i just implied it
57:00 <Doodle> heavily
57:00 <faux> straya
57:00 <faux> im hungry 
58:00 <Doodle> ead
58:00 <faux> someone make me avo on toast
58:00 <faux> tysm
58:00 <Doodle> there u go
58:00 <Doodle> same thing
58:00 <faux> uh
58:00 <Immutable> faux if you were an arab you couldn't say child without getting raped
58:00 <Doodle> whoah
58:00 <faux> firstly what
58:00 <faux> secondly i am arab
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> oh look at the time
58:00 <Immutable> you wearing a burqa?
58:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
58:00 <couleurs> Immutable rated 2nd worst chatter of 2k15
59:00 <faux> yeah cos all arabs a muslim
59:00 <faux> nah im wearing a niqab mate
59:00 <faux> all the better to see you with
59:00 <Skirmish> lol
00:00 <Immutable> pretty sure you're not doing all the things you need to do to be immune to rape under islam
00:00 <Skirmish> lol why is that so funny to me!
00:00 <Skirmish> 'all the better to SEE you with!'
00:00 <faux> ill wait until he finishes googling niqab
00:00 <Immutable> I don't even care enough to do that
00:00 <Skirmish> You sound like a bigot and a hate monger Immutable. That is a terrible combo.
01:00 <faux> oh darn and here i thought we were goin to have a discussion about my religion
01:00 <faux> i slam u slam we all slam for islam
01:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to say next 'Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslims'. 
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <Skirmish> Why do they have an overview ... 3 modules into a unit? 
02:00 <Immutable> no I've read the Qur'an
03:00 <Skirmish> Lies. 
03:00 <Immutable> can't believe people base their ideology around that stuff
03:00 <Immutable> read it man it's fucking stupid
04:00 <Skirmish> The same is applicable for all religion. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Extremist christians are no different to extremist muslims. 
05:00 <Immutable> no not really
06:00 <faux> oh dear
06:00 <Skirmish> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/a0/eb/20a0eb1016e6aa47576a88ca08c1d716.jpg
06:00 <Skirmish> Point out the differences. 
06:00 <Immutable> islam is an extreme fundamental religion at its core 
07:00 <Skirmish> Differences other than the top chick would happily get her tits out for booze. 
07:00 <simba> Like that batman meme.
07:00 <Skirmish> Read the old testament before they toned it down bro. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Christians are in Bible V1.2. The moderate version. 
08:00 <simba> <Immutable> no I've read the Qur'an - lol
08:00 <Immutable> yeah the difference is you can draw jesus and pay out the bible without getting hunted down
09:00 <simba> i wish i could hunt you down 
09:00 <Skirmish> Look at youtube. Channel 'Louderwithcrowder'. He mocks islam and draws mohammed* and as far as I know he isn't getting hunted down.
10:00 <Skirmish> He basically treats all religions the same. Makes fun of them all. I find his view that there is no such thing as 'moderate islam' interesting. 
12:00 <Immutable> to be a moderate anything all you have to do is ignore the book
12:00 <Skirmish> ... 
13:00 <Immutable> you really have to ignore the teachings of islam to be a moderate muslim
13:00 <simba> just stop talking about religion guys youre white and it doesnt concern you
13:00 <Immutable> true we are white
13:00 <simba> and no politics either
14:00 <Skirmish> That is the whole problem simba. Straight white men are oppressing the world with our privilege!
15:00 <Skirmish> CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! It's all about being PC now. 
15:00 <simba> stop it
15:00 <Immutable> I just checked mine I have like 9 out of 10 privilege and I want to keep it actually
15:00 <Skirmish> So no religion, no politics and no stupid women facist ideologies. Got it. 
16:00 <Immutable> yeah none of this affects us unless it gets mandated and then we can have like meetings and they'll go away
17:00 <simba> you are baked cunts
17:00 <Skirmish> Like the poor bastard that went to prison in Canada for writing 3 tweets disagreeing with a feminist.
18:00 <Skirmish> She claimed it was harrassment. 
18:00 <Immutable> who was it?
19:00 <Skirmish> I don't know the name without looking and I am busy doing other stuff. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Look it up.
19:00 <Immutable> I wont because I don't care anymore but I'll take your word for it
19:00 <simba> the details dont matter. i read it happened
19:00 <simba> take his word, he read about it
21:00 <Immutable> some feminists got thunderfoot fired 
22:00 <Skirmish> http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2014/01/09/gregory_alan_elliott_frustrations_boil_over_in_twitter_harassment_trial.html
24:00 <MrMark> burp
24:00 <couleurs> herp
25:00 <Skirmish> Thunderf00t didn't get fired. That feminist is now in hiding getting smashed by the internet.
25:00 <Immutable> ah 
26:00 <simba> is this news
26:00 <simba> someone maybe tweets something and now the internet is doing stuff
27:00 <Immutable> freebleeding
28:00 <couleurs> did you hear about the dumb blonde who said all star wars fans are nerds and virgins on television, well she got death threats cos star wars rules!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <couleurs> no? me either
33:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8uYgk6L9w
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Is 'Star Wars' Trailer Buzz Over The Top? Grown Men Brought To Tears Views: 168,319 Uploader: Tea Party Uploaded: Oct 21, 2015 Duration: 6m5s Rating: .43
33:00 <couleurs> tv=fox news
33:00 <couleurs> HehEheh
35:00 <Skirmish> simba: There is a long story to the Thunderf00t story, but to make it short ... Thunderf00t had a comment he made in an interview about WW2 cherry picked and interpreted that he was a nazi symathiser and holocaust denier. Because he was blasting Anita Sarkeesian's arguments away with logic and rational thought (he is a scientist) a group of feminists wrote a letter calling him a nazi blah 
35:00 <Skirmish> blah blah and sent it to his employer, the local police and local media. Thing is, he is a UK scientist working in the Czech republic and if found guilty of sympathising with nazis you go to prison. The letters did nothing but he used his 400,000 subscriber base to call out these feminists and the internet took care of the rest. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Oh well. 
40:00 <couleurs> Bye simba
44:00 <Skirmish> I think it's nearly time for a packet of chips.
46:00 <couleurs> yumi
51:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEuyiBZA0dA
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Friday Fight Over Childs Toy Views: 963 Uploader: Tim & Amber Soble Uploaded: Nov 27, 2015 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.62
51:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolOhsrOtpo
53:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <couleurs> USA USA USA USA USA
56:00 <Skirmish> USA NOWAI
58:00 <zaim> https://www.reddit.com/r/publicfreakout/ plenty more there
02:00 <couleurs> now u no y it called black friday cos it 4 nigers
03:00 <simba> bomb america the land of the fucking retard
03:00 <Skirmish> #blacklivesmatter
05:00 <faux> lies
07:00 <couleurs> everything is so cheap in america yet they still go crasy idgi
08:00 <couleurs> y r they so stupid
08:00 <faux> cos their minimum wage is like  $6 an hour
08:00 <simba> drugs and television
08:00 <faux> so they see sale and theyre like yey
09:00 <faux> we can afford torlet paperz
09:00 <Skirmish> Like faux said. The cost of their products and services is indicative of their income. 
09:00 <faux> thanks
09:00 <faux> i needed backup
09:00 <faux> phew
09:00 <Skirmish> *thumbs up* 
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> i just pooped and weighed myself
09:00 <Skirmish> I got your back bro-ette. 
09:00 <faux> das one big ass poop
10:00 <couleurs> yea but not all of them are on min wage.........
10:00 <Skirmish> 99% of them are. 
10:00 <Skirmish> #1%
11:00 <simba> they are retarded people because of a retarded system
11:00 <Skirmish> You can tell Simba voted for Abbott. 
11:00 <simba> i didnt vote for anyone stop talking about politics
11:00 <faux> i feel like this whole Americans  is stupid thing is just a thing people say cos everyone says it
12:00 <simba> thats pretty bad
12:00 <simba> its almost 2016 
12:00 <faux> a majority og americans ive spoken to are sonmuch smarter than so many aussies ive spoken to
12:00 <simba> are you not aware of the retardation going on over there
12:00 <faux> people need to stop being sheep
12:00 <simba> lol\
12:00 <simba> its not really about who youve spoken to but what they have become as a collecgive
12:00 <faux> thered stupid cunts everywhere
12:00 <simba> collective
13:00 <faux> yeah but thats just generalisijg based on a few youve seeb on the news
13:00 <faux> like obvious divkheads shooting up schools
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <simba> not really
13:00 <faux> omgoshdzsdjd all amuricans r dum
13:00 <Skirmish> lol they are having demonstrations within their colleges calling out the head of the college to hold a press conference and confess their white privilege. America has lost it's collective mind.
13:00 <simba> i dont know who you think youre speaking to faux
13:00 <simba> but its not tisk
13:00 <faux> im not even saying you specifically .. i dont know your reasons for hating americans
13:00 <couleurs> yeah what about those yale students, they're dumb as shit
14:00 <faux> but so many people i know say americans are dumb just cos its something theyve heard
14:00 <faux> with no reason 
14:00 <couleurs> they had a hissy fit over an email
14:00 <simba> so many people say dumb shit like "u kan tell dat guy voted 4 abbot lol #cos of sterotypical stuf abot does lol #politicsbanter"
14:00 <couleurs> about halloween
14:00 <simba> people are retarded
14:00 <faux> so why do yoy hate them
14:00 <faux> legit q
14:00 <faux> wait
14:00 <faux> let me rephrase
14:00 <simba> i dont hate anyone i just acknowledge theyre retarded people in a retarded system
14:00 <faux> not hate
14:00 <Skirmish> lol put some anusol cream on mate it will help with the hurt. 
14:00 <faux> why do u think theyre stupid
15:00 <faux> there ^
16:00 <couleurs> Jimmy Fallon.
16:00 <couleurs> that y
16:00 <faux> idk if hes typing a long answer
16:00 <faux> but im waiting
16:00 <faux> :'(
17:00 <Skirmish> Probably sucking down a bud. 
17:00 <faux> shoosh u
17:00 <Skirmish> He's being a little irrational today. 
17:00 <faux> im just trting to have a discussion
17:00 <faux> i like other peoples opinions
18:00 <Skirmish> I agree with you but the answer is huge as to why people think america is sinking. So many failures on so many levels. 
18:00 <faux> im not askinbfor an essay
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <faux> just a summation 
18:00 <Skirmish> I'm not writing you one.
18:00 <faux> what
18:00 <faux> i meant from simba
18:00 <faux> STOP BEING DIFFICULT
18:00 <Skirmish> ok. 
18:00 <faux> Ill stab u
19:00 <faux> yum my perfume is Delhi 
19:00 <faux> what
19:00 <faux> delish*
19:00 <Skirmish> What is it? 
19:00 <faux> juicy couture
19:00 <Skirmish> Smell fruity? 
20:00 <faux> mm
20:00 <faux> ye its sweet
20:00 <faux> 420
20:00 <faux> -- Doodle
21:00 <Skirmish> lol
21:00 <Skirmish> Blaze it up boiz
22:00 <Skirmish> There is an interesting interview on that 'louderwithcrowder' youtube channel about the negative impact of smoking pot. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Addresses the massive increase in use across some american states with a majority of young people doing it believing the premise that it has no negative effects. 
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> ekdodusoendpndd
23:00 <faux> to each their own
23:00 <faux> the only problem i would have woth it is if its negatively effecting someones life .... 
23:00 <faux> but id feel the same about anythibg that does that
24:00 <faux> alcohol etc
24:00 <faux> if someone smokes daily and can function .... without becoming a turd... then go for gold
24:00 <couleurs> get a room u 2
24:00 <Skirmish> They are two of the most commonly used arguments. 'It has no negative effects' and 'yeah but alcohol is worse'. 
24:00 <faux> gross
25:00 <Skirmish> OMG two people talking in channel without getting emotional and insulting each other. GET A ROOM! 
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Oh great the sasquash is back.
25:00 <Lumeah> hi loverr
25:00 <Doodle> [16:20] <faux> 420
25:00 <Doodle> [16:20] <faux> -- Doodle
25:00 <Doodle> BLAZEIT
26:00 <Lumeah> ahh
26:00 <faux> loll
26:00 <Doodle> LEGALIZE
26:00 <faux> lol @ sasquash
26:00 <Lumeah> fo
26:00 <faux> S A S Q U A S H
26:00 <Doodle> sounds delicious
26:00 <Skirmish> sasquatch*
26:00 <Doodle> sasquash on the rocks
26:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <Skirmish> Come on, seriously. How often would you type or read that fucking word to know it's correct spelling. Should have just gone with the tried and tested Hagrid. 
27:00 <faux> obzerved
27:00 <Doodle> i dont type or read the word onomatopoeia much but i know how to spell it
28:00 <Doodle> crikey
29:00 <Doodle> this girl i knew in prep added me on fb
29:00 <Doodle> she's much better looking now
29:00 <Doodle> 32 years later
29:00 <couleurs> pics
29:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12274348_933450923401193_1946267073287550063_n.jpg?oh=016ddc8c0097eeed2b764c7e6bdd6aa8&oe=56F896CC
30:00 <Skirmish> lol prep. 
30:00 <Doodle> theres probably a man face under all that makeup
30:00 <Skirmish> She looks like problems.
30:00 <Doodle> well she has 4 kids so 4 problems
30:00 <simba> christina i was writing a lengthy response here it is http://pastebin.com/dKaDcSWC
31:00 <couleurs> lol
31:00 <Doodle> nerdygirl r u really a boy
31:00 <Doodle> u can tell us
31:00 <nerdygirl> nope 
31:00 <Doodle> ok
31:00 <Doodle> ty
32:00 <Skirmish> nerdygirl and xxx. Sounds like a girl that has a freecams account.
32:00 <Doodle> most people wouldnt bother to check
32:00 <Doodle> whats freecams
32:00 <Doodle> is it for sexy time
32:00 <Skirmish> 'Come and watch nerdygirl on freecams. Donate to see her shove a cucumber in her ass!'
32:00 <Doodle> whoah
32:00 <Skirmish> Sif not know about freecams. 
32:00 <Skirmish> What a peon.
33:00 <Doodle> nerdygirl whats the url
33:00 <Doodle> also what sort of cucumber
33:00 <Skirmish> leb
33:00 <Doodle> oh, the small ones
33:00 <couleurs> so many make up... imagine her airbag going off... her real life emoji would be pasted onto it and the insurance guys could have a good laugh!!!!!
34:00 <Skirmish> Furiously waving around a mouse trying to find where the cursor is on 4 screens .... getting angry .... realise I am using the wrong mouse. 
34:00 <Skirmish> #sumdayz
36:00 <couleurs> good 1
38:00 <Skirmish> cheese and onion ftw
40:00 <Lumeah> your loseing it
40:00 <simba> your loseing it
41:00 <Skirmish> She's doing the best she can. Don't pick on her.
45:00 <couleurs> :P
47:00 <Doodle> Two people died in a horrific car crash in Mexico in September 2015 when their airbags did not deploy. Upon further investigation, police found that the airbags had been replaced by 25 kilos of cocaine.   
47:00 <Doodle> olawd
49:00 <Skirmish> Darwin Award winners! 
50:00 <faux> jonathon smd
52:00 <faux> lmao at that pic
52:00 <faux> her face is so airbrushed
52:00 <faux> #nofilter
52:00 <faux> then her forehead is like bam.
53:00 <Doodle> she is renting out advertising space
54:00 <Skirmish> Come on lumeah can't help that's how she looks. 
55:00 <faux> lumeah wishes she looked like that
55:00 <faux> she looks like a shrub with a face
55:00 <Skirmish> I guess with 4 kids Doodle there is no doubt that she's DTW. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Woops. DTF*
55:00 <Doodle> ye
55:00 <faux> down to whine
56:00 <faux> aboutherkids
56:00 <Skirmish> That too most likely. 
56:00 <faux> mum is singing loudly on the phone so i hung up
56:00 <faux> she calls back like o the phone cut out
56:00 <faux> ye. bad reception 
56:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah is the product of a woman who thought she was pregnant and tried to abort using the ugly stick and instead she fell pregnant to the ugly stick. 
56:00 <faux> skirmish how do u manage to type so much 
57:00 <Skirmish> I type quickly. 
57:00 <Skirmish> You type more than I do per line. I just put more words in my lines. 
58:00 <faux> lolllll prob
58:00 <faux> i hate reading huge paragrapgs
58:00 <faux> thats why i type like panda 
58:00 <faux> but less annoying....
58:00 <faux> id like to think
58:00 <Skirmish> I can just hit enter 4 times during the paragraph if you like? 
58:00 <faux> yes
58:00 <Skirmish> Like so when I want 
58:00 <faux> tysm
58:00 <Skirmish> to type a lot 
58:00 <Skirmish> I can just keep
58:00 <Skirmish> hitting it
58:00 <faux> no thats annoying
58:00 <faux> and pandaesque
58:00 <Skirmish> lol
59:00 <faux> break your sentences up properly
59:00 <faux> tysm
00:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking tacos for dinner
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
00:00 <faux> yum
01:00 <faux> want pls
01:00 <Skirmish> I feel like a steak sandwich with caramelised onion.
01:00 <Doodle> swing by faux
01:00 <Doodle> there is always too much
02:00 <faux> bting me some pls
02:00 <faux> im lazy
02:00 <Doodle> i'll dcc some 2 u
03:00 <Doodle> extra sssspicy
03:00 <Skirmish> I will bring you a steak sammich in exchange for a hand job. I am married, no penetration.
03:00 <Skirmish> brb
03:00 <faux> no spice 4 me tysm
04:00 <Doodle> can u tell Skirmish i'm not bringing him a sandwich
04:00 <faux> lol 
04:00 <faux> u tell him after ge blows u
04:00 <Doodle> i should go and buy and cook and eat this food
04:00 <Doodle> lol filth
05:00 <faux> omgosh my sister is adorable
05:00 <faux> WHAT COLOUR IS DIS KISSINA
05:00 <Doodle> hehee
05:00 <faux> Purple?? NO ISSSS RED!!!!
05:00 <faux> Lol
05:00 <faux> i wanna punvh her in thr neck 
05:00 <Doodle> rofl
05:00 <faux> soso cute
06:00 <Doodle> oh btw faux
06:00 <Doodle> its chez's bday today
07:00 <faux> LOL
07:00 <Doodle> i already went around there and said all the cliches
07:00 <faux> Did u buy er sum durries
07:00 <Doodle> 'what are u now, 25?'
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <Doodle> nah she doesnt smoke lol
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <faux> goon 
07:00 <Doodle> she doesnt drink either
08:00 <faux> AW HANDSOME 25 U FUKN SPOIL ME AY
08:00 <faux> Oh
08:00 <Doodle> hahahaaa
08:00 <faux> shes a boring chez
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> does she at least wear fongs
08:00 <Doodle> ye m8
09:00 <faux> phew
09:00 <Doodle> k time to do food things bblzzzzzzzz
17:00 <Skirmish> Well I think today was a great. Knocked over a module and half way through the next. Got to hang with all my pals on austnet. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Huge success. 
17:00 <Skirmish> was a great. lol. was a great day.*
17:00 <faux> me palz
18:00 <Skirmish> frenz
18:00 <faux> obzervin me palz
18:00 <Skirmish> I hope you fall down your building stairs. 
20:00 <faux> rude
20:00 <faux> lucky im not at home 
23:00 <Skirmish> lol 
23:00 <Lumeah> skirmish..we saw your cracks showing today..who you to patranise anyone :P
23:00 <Skirmish> What the actual fuck are you on about. 
24:00 <Lumeah> still not keeping up.
25:00 <Lumeah> tut tut tut
25:00 <Skirmish> You've left us all behind because nobody knows what you are talking about. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Only you ... and I bet even you are confused most of the time. 
26:00 <Skirmish> The only thing that I noticed today was that you're not very good at your job. 
27:00 <Lumeah> lol you can't even remember this morning
28:00 <Lumeah> and if you didn't get the fact this morning that the issues wern't my problem,, thats your cracks hun
29:00 <Skirmish> Can anyone understand what the hell she is on about? 
29:00 <Skirmish> Help?
29:00 <dematerialised> i dunno but you're still all faggots
29:00 <Skirmish> *nods*
30:00 <Skirmish> I am about to go home Lumeah so I am going to give you some homework. 
31:00 <Skirmish> I want you to try as hard as you can to learn to make sense before I am back tomorrow. 
32:00 <Skirmish> I will judge your progress and award you a grade based on your improvement. 
32:00 <Skirmish> ... if any. 
33:00 <dematerialised> normally i'd scroll through my playback and see what the topics of discussion were
33:00 <dematerialised> but in this case im certain it was just all faggotry
33:00 <dematerialised> so i wont bother
33:00 <Skirmish> We briefly touched on the nose dive that the American society is taking. 
33:00 <Skirmish> That's about it. 
33:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
34:00 <Skirmish> #blacklivesmatter
34:00 <dematerialised> black lives dont matter
34:00 <dematerialised> neither do whites
34:00 <dematerialised> humanity is a virus plaguing the environment
35:00 <Skirmish> It's regressive. I don't get it. They want to go back to segregation. 
35:00 <dematerialised> let them, just like aboriginals here forget that british colonisation provided them with everything they have
35:00 <Skirmish> Ship them back to Africa and fast forward their march backwards. 
36:00 <dematerialised> "oh waaaaah they stole our kids becaues we were raping them"
36:00 <dematerialised> yes we also gave you indoor plumbing, sturdy housing and centrelink
36:00 <Immutable> if you're going to be racist at least be funny about it
37:00 <Skirmish> 'waaaah you are interfering in our lives just because our kids have STD's before they hit puberty'
37:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish exactly
37:00 <Skirmish> These little bluetooth speakers are pretty good. $20 job from woolies and it cranks. 
38:00 <dematerialised> and Immutable please get educated
38:00 <dematerialised> we've spoken about this
38:00 <faux> waaaaah i want pizza
38:00 <Skirmish> I want chinese fewd. 
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah i was looking at those before i got my new phone
38:00 <faux> lol im certain Immutable has dematerialised on highlight
38:00 <dematerialised> he does
38:00 <faux> he didnt speak before you came
38:00 <dematerialised> just sits there waiting for an opportunity to strike
38:00 <faux> awks
39:00 <dematerialised> quite awks
39:00 <Skirmish> awks
39:00 <Doodle> awks-a-lordy
39:00 <Skirmish> It's called a 'boom-tube'. 
40:00 <Skirmish> lol sounds like a nickname for my penis! 
40:00 <Doodle> i'd like to boom faux's tube
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <faux> after tacos pls
40:00 <Doodle> k back to cooking them
40:00 <Doodle> bblz
40:00 <dematerialised> mmmm tacos yes plz
40:00 <faux> phew
42:00 <Skirmish> Combination chow mien mufuugger. 
42:00 <dematerialised> nom
42:00 <Skirmish> That is what I feel like. 
43:00 <dematerialised> my new local has picked up its game. first order i got from there was shithouse, last one however was terrific
43:00 <Skirmish> K has cooked a roast. No chinese for me. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Tomorrow ... 
43:00 <Skirmish> Ok everyones mission tonight is to make lumeah smarter. 
43:00 <Skirmish> LOL goodluck. 
43:00 <dematerialised> hey Lumeah isn't that bad, she just works slower than the rest of us.
44:00 <dematerialised> life set to "cruise"
51:00 <couleurs> :P
56:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
57:00 <Immutable> what's your life set at?
57:00 <Immutable> dildo
58:00 <dematerialised> :(
58:00 <couleurs> what
02:00 <Immutable> man I need to explain myself better
03:00 <Immutable> I'm just suggesting that dematerialised's life is set at 'rubber penis'
05:00 <couleurs> Ok
27:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
28:00 <TheRiddler> Finished my shopping
29:00 <TheRiddler> There is yoghurt paddlepops for $5
29:00 <couleurs> what did u buy me
29:00 <dematerialised> nom
30:00 <TheRiddler> 5.9g per serve
30:00 <faux> hallo
30:00 <faux> sugar?
30:00 <dematerialised> hallo
30:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
30:00 <faux> i love that you check labels niw
30:00 <dematerialised> is it me ya lookin fah
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
30:00 <faux> normal paddlepops have liie 10g i thinj.. pretty surprising 
30:00 <faux> i thought itd be more
31:00 <TheRiddler> I think I saw 17g per servefor rainbow
33:00 <dematerialised> A busty Asian masseuse masssages finishes client with a rigorous handjob.mp4
33:00 <TheRiddler> The site is giving me a different result
33:00 <TheRiddler> Link!
34:00 <dematerialised> C:\Users\Shane\Downloads
34:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
35:00 <dematerialised> for the record its not very rigorous
35:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe I should get 1 in Philippines
35:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> Damn
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/HKZThfM.jpg
39:00 <faux> :(
40:00 <TheRiddler> Classic
42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Y3DqZ6r.jpg
42:00 <couleurs> ;)
45:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/T5dodqi.jpg
45:00 <couleurs> Lmao
46:00 <zaim> hah
46:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> Lol those comics are funny
48:00 <couleurs> c u on da roof boyz
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8hvvU8l.jpg
51:00 <TheRiddler> OK bbl
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ZpWHxCA.jpg
59:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
01:00 <dematerialised> hihi nerdygirl
02:00 <nerdygirl> yo
14:00 <couleurs> a/s/l every1
14:00 <dematerialised> 47/m/american samoa
14:00 <couleurs> 13/m/bangledesh
17:00 <dematerialised> im bored and im going to go finger my asshole
17:00 <Immutable> \o/
24:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/i8gOcbneQRQ
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Russell speaks to real life hero Jess Thom Views: 148,264 Uploader: Russell Howard's Good News Uploaded: Oct 30, 2015 Duration: 9m39s Rating: 4.95
24:00 <couleurs> hehe retards are funny
47:00 <couleurs> wb ComputerLabNerd and milk :-)
52:00 <milk> hello
54:00 <Immutable> o/
24:00 <couleurs> And Stay Out.
41:00 <Immutable> I love computerlabnerd such a creative soul
42:00 <couleurs> Shut Up.
45:00 <Immutable> a revolutionary
46:00 <Immutable> he is so far ahead of us
58:00 <occie78> hey all
11:00 <amsy> https://i.imgur.com/BLRv6mF.gifv 
12:00 <couleurs> hehe that u amsy 
12:00 <amsy> :))))
12:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/3hgHXeS.jpg
12:00 <amsy> thats u
14:00 <couleurs> lol
20:00 <couleurs> i'm a doge
22:00 <amsy> weather is so mild :'(
22:00 <amsy> i want snow already!!!!!!!!
25:00 <couleurs> me 2
30:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa
19:00 <Serenity> wow you lot are exciting
19:00 <thestig> hi
21:00 <Serenity> erro
23:00 <ella23> oh hey!
23:00 <ella23> whats up?
23:00 <thestig> how are you sezz
23:00 <Serenity> tired
23:00 <Serenity> u?
23:00 <ella23> whats everyone doing
26:00 <thestig> my legs are sore sezzaaa
29:00 <thestig> :O
29:00 <thestig> she kicks like van damme
30:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Serenity> i havent ridden today
33:00 <Serenity> so fkn busy
37:00 <British^Meat> i ride
37:00 <British^Meat> ed
48:00 <milk> hey
55:00 <dematerialised> i pledge my allegiance to the socialist republic of ukraine
55:00 <dematerialised> capitalist scum
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