// #melbourne — 2015-11-20
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00:38:00 <thestig> awww everyones gone too sleeps
00:42:00 <Crispy> yeah
00:42:00 <thestig> hi
00:42:00 <Crispy> hey hows it going
00:43:00 <thestig> good cripsy how are you
00:44:00 <Crispy> yeah not bad, just avoidincleaning the house
00:45:00 <Crispy> and watching trailer park boys.. mever see it before, its rather funy
00:46:00 <thestig> haha great show
00:46:00 <Crispy> just in season 3, and lehey and randy come out as gay
00:46:00 <Crispy> so funny in there bee constume and indiana jones outfit
00:55:00 <Crispy> what time is it there?
00:57:00 <thestig> 9:57 pm
00:58:00 <Crispy> oh so its only early
00:58:00 <Crispy> why is everyone asleep
01:02:00 <thestig> they may be on melbourne time
01:02:00 <thestig> they are usually up by now
01:13:00 <Crispy> ohh
01:13:00 <Crispy> \
01:13:00 <Crispy> where abouts are you
01:16:00 <Maurice> They're probably all dead
01:18:00 <Crispy> they will come back as zombies its ok
01:19:00 <TheRiddler> watchng game of thrones
01:22:00 <British^Meat> i live, not fried
01:22:00 <British^Meat> me rn https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12240059_10154340849833032_5528626797407425264_n.jpg?oh=a8eee21ecb7a9b592db9c229cb13f740&oe=56EF3DE3
01:26:00 <Crispy> i havent seen game of throwns yet
01:26:00 <Crispy> thrones
01:27:00 <Crispy> been meaning to. and i go to dubrovnik every few months, and each time i go there and do the game of thrones walking tour, i say im going to watch it before i get back
01:27:00 <Crispy> still hasnt happened yet
01:32:00 <Crispy> oh wow, its cold
01:32:00 <Crispy> thats just mean ;p
01:38:00 <Serenity> :>
01:40:00 <Maurice> My ear is on fire
01:41:00 <Crispy> the water baloons will help witht hat
01:44:00 <TheRiddler> the cock of a dwarf is magical
01:45:00 <TheRiddler> must of been a woman that said it
02:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/ManterCo/videos/1494025864241557/
03:15:00 <novek> anyone awake for a pussy shot?
03:54:00 <Crispy> blue blue
04:56:00 <novek> bout time a dog fucks off hey
04:59:00 <Crispy> woof wood
05:08:00 <novek> woofit
05:15:00 <BlackDevil> Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years in prison for conspiracy to receive child pornography and traveling to have sex w/ minor.
05:28:00 <novek> he is subway guy?
05:29:00 <BlackDevil> was
06:42:00 <Crispy> wow
06:43:00 <Crispy> i wonder when southpark are going to do a thing about that
08:52:00 <How> hey all
09:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about 1 billon degrees already!
09:05:00 <How> i know right
09:05:00 <How> absolutly crazy
09:15:00 <Crispy> its snowing here at the moment
09:31:00 <dematerialised> good morning homos
09:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> morning
09:32:00 <dematerialised> i slept for 12 hours, i feel fantastic now
09:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so did i or near abouts
09:35:00 <dematerialised> im already all suited up and ready for work but its only 6:30 lol
09:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> suited up!
09:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a 40 degree day
09:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're brave
09:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> suit colour?
09:41:00 <dematerialised> pfft, its not 40 here
09:41:00 <dematerialised> its loverly
09:41:00 <dematerialised> and just black
09:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice noice
09:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> tie?
09:41:00 <dematerialised> nah
09:41:00 <dematerialised> ties are gay
09:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol :P
09:41:00 <dematerialised> i only wear ties to funerals and weddings
09:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough
09:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like bright ties + bright shirts
09:42:00 <dematerialised> im all about the darkness
09:42:00 <dematerialised> helps me blen in
09:42:00 <dematerialised> +d
09:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew, trew
09:45:00 <dematerialised> i do need to buy new pantaloons though
09:45:00 <dematerialised> but they are too expensive
09:45:00 <dematerialised> who the hell pays 80 bucks for suit pants...
09:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah most peeps, if not more
09:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends if they are wool blend n' all that shit
09:47:00 <dematerialised> fuck that they just need to be black and fit over my muscular sculpted legs
09:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> 80 bucks is pretty fuckin' cheap
09:49:00 <dematerialised> its stupid that's what it is
09:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:49:00 <dematerialised> i was able to go to myer not long ago and buy 3 pairs for like 90 bucks
09:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
09:50:00 <dematerialised> yep
09:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> if the husband goes to myer it's always a fuckin' fortune….
09:50:00 <dematerialised> myer has a lot of specials
09:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
09:50:00 <dematerialised> like right now they have 25% off
09:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew**
09:50:00 <Alleenkatze> Myer is expensive, even if there are specials.
09:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess he does buy specific brands….
09:51:00 <dematerialised> ah
09:51:00 <dematerialised> im not a brand person
09:51:00 <dematerialised> i coldnt give a shit less who put their stickers on it
09:51:00 <dematerialised> it just needs to fit
09:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… he is tall…. so he finds a brand and sticks with it pretty much lol
09:52:00 <dematerialised> only brands i care about are computer parts and cars
09:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:52:00 <dematerialised> i'd wear a bedsheet if society allowed me to
09:53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> like a ghost?
09:53:00 <dematerialised> nah
09:53:00 <dematerialised> like roman noblemen
09:54:00 <Crispy> haha classy
09:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me!
09:56:00 <thestig> ok
09:56:00 <thestig> hii kate
09:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got the air con on in the lounge room
09:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> walk into the kitchen… sauna
09:57:00 <dematerialised> you've got the weather we had last week
09:57:00 <dematerialised> muuhahaha
09:57:00 <dematerialised> max of 29 with southerlies and sw-erlies all day
09:57:00 <dematerialised> today is going to be delightful
09:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw 29 is still too hot for me
09:58:00 <dematerialised> 29 is perfect with a good cold breeze
09:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> try 40! today in sydney
09:58:00 <dematerialised> sun warms you up, air keeps you cool
09:58:00 <dematerialised> perfect balance
09:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate hot day with hot breeze
09:59:00 <dematerialised> tell you what though you can tell summer is near, early morning sun has some bite to it
10:00:00 <dematerialised> 9:35am:
10:00:00 <dematerialised> A massive blaze at a rubbish dump in Melbourne’s north is expected to burn for days despite over 100 firefighters and aerial bombers being deployed to fight the fire.
10:00:00 <dematerialised> so melbourne is on fire then?
10:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yuck
10:01:00 <Crispy> fuck, is australia always on fire
10:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly
10:02:00 <dematerialised> its fire season
10:02:00 <How> its like a weather chart rain over here fire all down the coast
10:02:00 <dematerialised> there's a huge fire down south at the moment, 4 people dead and one fire front is over 250km long
10:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
10:02:00 <thestig> crispy where are u from
10:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> india obv
10:03:00 <How> thats crazy
10:03:00 <dematerialised> i was actually due to drive down there last weekend
10:03:00 <dematerialised> kind of lucky i didnt
10:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck driving vast distances
10:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fly!
10:04:00 <dematerialised> nup
10:04:00 <dematerialised> i love driving
10:04:00 <thestig> driving is fun
10:05:00 <dematerialised> just this past weekend i did 500km out through the wheatbelt for shits and giggles
10:05:00 <dematerialised> good to get out there and see all the pretties
10:05:00 <thestig> nice!
10:06:00 <Crispy> australia, but i havent lived there in 9 years now
10:06:00 <dematerialised> i can pay for the fuel so why the hell not
10:06:00 <dematerialised> got nothing else to do
10:06:00 <dematerialised> im freeeeee
10:06:00 <dematerialised> and on that note, off to work
10:06:00 <dematerialised> hooroo
10:06:00 <Crispy> ciao
10:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
10:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck driving 500ks
10:10:00 <thestig> why
10:11:00 <thestig> i did 1400km in a weekend
10:12:00 <thestig> beautiful drive
10:12:00 <thestig> amsy knows
10:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
10:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, fuck that
10:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, if it's a hot day i could do a long drive with air con
10:14:00 <thestig> yeh it was hot, about 40 c
10:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ga
10:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
10:15:00 <thestig> but it was a dry heat not humid
10:15:00 <thestig> so it was nice
10:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm kinda ok
10:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i HATE HUMIDITY
10:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Singapore was EPIC for humidity
10:20:00 <thestig> oh yuk
10:20:00 <thestig> yeh humidity really gets to me
10:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
10:25:00 <thestig> what did you think of singapore? other then humidity
10:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a really CLEAN city
10:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> with about 9 bazillion signs about not littering lol
10:27:00 <thestig> haha
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was interesting…. i just remember the humidity…. we arrived at like 12 - 1 am and it was fucking humid as
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… heaps of shopping centres
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome food
10:28:00 <thestig> oo nice
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> heaps of markets
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and really cheap taxi's lol
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and WEIRD supermarkets
10:28:00 <thestig> weird?
10:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love o/s supermarkets
10:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh just weird stuff - that I wasn't use to seeing
10:31:00 <thestig> have a good day i better d some work
10:31:00 <thestig> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> later :D
10:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.someecards.com/news/so-that-happened/tattoo-hole-scott-campbell/
10:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you stick your hand in a tattoo glory type hole, to get a random tattoo on your arm
10:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK that shit!
11:13:00 <Alleenkatze> Man
11:13:00 <Alleenkatze> That would be terrible
11:13:00 <Alleenkatze> There's a good chance you could become one of those white people with tribal tattoss
11:13:00 <Alleenkatze> Tattoos
11:14:00 <Alleenkatze> Or even worse, a southern cross.
11:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:23:00 <Alleenkatze> :)
11:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bogan pride tattoos
11:29:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeee
11:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thanks for reminding me katatonic_kate01 i gotta go get prices to finish my tattoo
11:29:00 <Alleenkatze> Goes hand in hand with a VN w/ a Ryobi lowering kit.
11:30:00 <Alleenkatze> Snoopys_Gunship, where are you getting your ink done?
11:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> place up the road from me
11:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cant remember the name of it
11:30:00 <Alleenkatze> Hmmkay
11:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its not in melb tho
11:31:00 <Alleenkatze> Ahk
11:31:00 <Alleenkatze> Another outside!
11:31:00 <Alleenkatze> Outsider*
11:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup brissy man here
11:32:00 <Alleenkatze> Be hot there today fella.
11:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah fucking hot as the chilli i had the other night at nandos lol
11:37:00 <Alleenkatze> Mm, Nandos extra extra hot
11:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had the one below that and man it was fucking hot lol
11:40:00 <Alleenkatze> To be honest dude, the hotter those nandos sauces get, the less flavoursome they become.
11:41:00 <Alleenkatze> I think just having the hot is nice, then you can taste the peppers and stuff.
11:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know my missus said her lemon lime chicken tasted so nice
11:45:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah man.
11:46:00 <Alleenkatze> I reckon, even if you get it cooked with the Lemon herb stuff then just grab a bottle of the hotsauce on your way to your table you're as good as gold
11:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> might try that next time lol
12:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> British^Meat
12:06:00 <British^Meat> greets Mater
12:06:00 <British^Meat> doin good?
13:05:00 <Alleenkatze> Kek
13:05:00 <Alleenkatze> I caused that quit.
13:06:00 <Alleenkatze> Annd he turned his modem off, lol.
13:07:00 <British^Meat> how why
13:07:00 <British^Meat> which one are you?
13:07:00 <Alleenkatze> ??
13:09:00 <Alleenkatze> He thought he was soliciting photos from an underage female
13:09:00 <Alleenkatze> Which was myself
13:09:00 <stebie> cool
13:09:00 <Alleenkatze> ;3
13:10:00 <British^Meat> u mean u pretended to be an underage girl?
13:10:00 <British^Meat> Ohhhhhhhhhhh
13:10:00 <British^Meat> its you Picard
13:10:00 <British^Meat> Why'd you change ur nick?
13:10:00 <faux> .
13:10:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, I pretended to be an underage female.
13:12:00 <Serenity> are you talking about x over?
13:13:00 <Alleenkatze> Yes
13:13:00 <Alleenkatze> I'll send you the chatlog.
13:13:00 <Serenity> i got this lol
13:13:00 <Serenity> [9:55am] <x_over> are u available for a question?
13:13:00 <British^Meat> ooer
13:13:00 <Alleenkatze> Anyone who is interested.
13:13:00 <Alleenkatze> https://ghostbin.com/paste/9t6s5
13:15:00 <Serenity> thats actually a bit vom worthy
13:15:00 <Serenity> even if 16 was legal.. spew
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> <ck^> hi there how ya doin
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> Good, you?
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> <ck^> yer not too bad thx
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> <ck^> so what is there to know about u
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> I don't have the time for this nonsense, fuck off.
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> * ck^ has quit (Quit: )
13:15:00 <Alleenkatze> Kek
13:16:00 <Serenity> i wonder how many people know photos of a 16 year old are still illegal
13:16:00 <Serenity> hmm
13:16:00 <Alleenkatze> Well, it's quite obvious as 16 is not 18
13:17:00 <Serenity> yes but i assume they think 16 is legal for age of consent so photos must be ok
13:17:00 <British^Meat> yer its all pretty yuck
13:17:00 <British^Meat> Wanting pics of 16 yr olds, thats like year 10 yer?
13:17:00 <Serenity> year 10 or 11 depends when their birthday is
13:17:00 <British^Meat> gah
13:17:00 <Serenity> YUCK
13:17:00 <Serenity> spesh from a 33 year old
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity!
13:18:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:18:00 <British^Meat> fook mi
13:18:00 <Serenity> kates!
13:18:00 <Serenity> i will brb i need to mop my floor
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I reckon if i sit in the sun, with some glad wrap on my body i'd sweat about 20 kgs off today
13:18:00 <thestig> mop it like its hoy
13:18:00 <thestig> hot
13:26:00 <British^Meat> bah!
13:27:00 <Alleenkatze> BMW? BBW?
13:27:00 <Alleenkatze> WHo cares!
13:32:00 <Serenity> worst job eber
13:32:00 <Serenity> ever
13:36:00 <stebie> watties?
14:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> next?
14:30:00 <faux> Eff its hot
14:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> air con fTW
14:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ lurker + serenity's quite msg
14:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me! It's suppose to be like 40 degrees...
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't know…. I'm sitting right under the air con LOL in undies and and an over sized shirt
14:33:00 <faux> Yah we have the airco on
14:33:00 <faux> But dad cut the grass
14:33:00 <faux> So i went outside
14:33:00 <faux> And melted
14:33:00 <faux> :/
14:33:00 <faux> Yay tomorrow is 24
14:33:00 <faux> And rain i thinks
14:33:00 <faux> wootttt
14:35:00 <thestig> woot
14:36:00 <thestig> 36 morrow faux
14:36:00 <grem> stil too much clothing Kynetic
14:36:00 <grem> sigh
14:36:00 <grem> katatonic_kate01
14:36:00 <faux> Yuck
14:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
14:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> 36 - i have to work tomoz
14:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i might get up at the crack of dawn and go to work early, so i escape the heat lol
14:38:00 <faux> Hes in perth
14:38:00 <faux> Lol
14:38:00 <faux> its 24 for us tomorrow
14:38:00 <faux> Nommmm avocado on toast
14:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss 24
14:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah avo on toast is ok
14:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i don't like it really thick
14:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's best with chicken and cheese and a fuck load of pepper
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> 42 @ sydney airport
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
14:43:00 <faux> Im having it w salt n pep
14:43:00 <faux> Mmmmmm
14:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
14:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, i hope i hear back from the job interview soon
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate waiting for shit
14:45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> depends on what you were wearing really
15:05:00 <faux> Im craving chicken twisties
15:06:00 <faux> Weirdest craving ever
15:06:00 <Dugnuts> nah, chicken twisties are nummy
15:07:00 <faux> Yup
15:09:00 <ComputerLabNerd> has anybody hear ever been suspectable to walking around a supermarket and the only place you mouth waters is RIGHT when you see the chip section which packets inclusing brands like twisties? i have all the time
15:12:00 <thestig> no
15:20:00 <thestig> who goes to supermarkets wheb u can get delivery
15:28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> city slicker huh
15:28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> u get a watery mouth then when the delivery van show up
15:38:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> You would think thestig would takr anychance he could get to drive a car
15:38:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> even driving to the supermarket
15:39:00 <TheRon> i love reading stuff without context
15:40:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> <ComputerLabNerd> has anybody hear ever been suspectable to walking around a supermarket and the only place you mouth waters is RIGHT when you see the chip section which packets inclusing brands like twisties? i have all the time
15:40:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> <thestig> no
15:40:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> <thestig> who goes to supermarkets wheb u can get delivery
15:40:00 <TheRon> ........................................................................................right!
15:40:00 <thestig> i would say city slicker
15:41:00 <thestig> wouldnt
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/12241042_1928644490491934_5995140078979298494_o.jpg
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:50:00 <BlackDevil> bit blurry
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
15:59:00 <TheRon> rock the casbah
16:19:00 <TheRiddler> damn
16:20:00 <TheRiddler> they really dont let anyone live long in this series
16:20:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: bulldogs are one step closer to playing afl games in ballarat
16:20:00 <TheRiddler> yep
16:20:00 <TheRiddler> I saw the article of the artist rendition of the stadium
16:20:00 <TheRon> draft plan for eureka up for consultation
16:21:00 <TheRiddler> it looks better than adelaide oval
16:21:00 <TheRiddler> but probably not as big
16:21:00 <TheRon> that's bold
16:21:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
16:21:00 <faux> Hey
16:21:00 <faux> Brb
16:21:00 <TheRon> at the moments it's bigger than etihad
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> oh I only saw 1 pic of it
16:23:00 <TheRon> they're gonna cut the size of the playing surface
16:23:00 <TheRiddler> it's a half ciricle with the other half as standing room
16:24:00 <TheRon> atm it's one grandstand
16:24:00 <TheRon> pokies and meals inside
16:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me
16:25:00 <TheRon> no!
16:25:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> did sonny bill join broncos or something
16:26:00 <TheRon> still playing union
16:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i thought he was
16:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he only recently just finished the RWC
16:28:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> i saw something on my facebook feed
16:28:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> about him joining broncs
16:28:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> could be fake
16:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> He currently plays rugby union for the Chiefs in Super Rugby
16:30:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> yeah I may have read it out of context
16:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> probably could of been broncos wants him
16:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and because of the Lomu death thing he will probably retire in union
17:14:00 <TheRon> what a fool believes.............
17:19:00 <TheRon> peace train getting louder, ride on the peace train
17:24:00 <Doodle> tgif
17:24:00 <TheRon> if only we had a decent strip club in ballarat
17:24:00 <thestig> yay work tomorrow
17:25:00 <Doodle> even if we did it wouldnt have decent strippers
17:25:00 <thestig> guess u need decent women first in ballarat
17:25:00 <Doodle> lolsnap
17:25:00 <thestig> oh he beat me
17:25:00 <thestig> loll
17:27:00 <TheRon> we'd have to import the strippers sure
17:29:00 <TheRon> can i just say, Jackson's in ballarat is a cheap rip off of young and jackson's melbourne
17:29:00 <TheRon> i love young and jacksons
17:29:00 <TheRon> YAY! THE WARRIORS WON AGAIN!!
18:00:00 <TheROn> hello
18:04:00 <Lumeah> stuff
18:04:00 <Xaphan> moo
18:04:00 <grem> you
18:04:00 <grem> cow
18:04:00 <TheROn> udders
18:04:00 <Lumeah> who cow
18:04:00 <TheROn> cows with guns
18:05:00 <Lumeah> hehe
18:07:00 <TheROn> i'll meet you anytime you want in our italian restaurant
18:10:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
18:10:00 <TheROn> i'll meet you anytime you want in our italian restaurant
18:15:00 <TheROn> MrMark: billy joel - pressure
18:18:00 <TheROn> captain jack
18:24:00 <TheROn> MrMark: which bee gees song?
18:26:00 <Lynne> Yaaaay, TGIF.
18:26:00 <TheROn> leave a tender moment alone
18:27:00 <couleurs> elbis presbly - leave me tender
18:28:00 <TheROn> that's what she said
18:29:00 <Lynne> I'm amazed at just how efficient this wine cooler is..
18:29:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:29:00 <Lynne> Four big ice cubes tends to keep the drink cold all night.
18:30:00 <TheROn> it's still rock n roll to me
18:31:00 <couleurs> :P
18:35:00 <TheROn> victory won last night
18:35:00 <TheROn> 2-1
18:37:00 <couleurs> Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:38:00 <TheROn> better than your BvB
18:38:00 <couleurs> no
18:38:00 <couleurs> no
18:38:00 <TheROn> once more come on
18:38:00 <couleurs> no
18:38:00 <couleurs> no
18:38:00 <TheROn> damn
18:39:00 <TheROn> damn!
18:39:00 <couleurs> n o
18:39:00 <couleurs> n o
18:39:00 <couleurs> 8=========D
18:40:00 <TheROn> that looks like a giant.......
18:40:00 <TheROn> JOHNSON!
18:40:00 <TheROn> i know amelia is impressed
18:44:00 <couleurs> Ok
18:45:00 <TheROn> i heard she likes a big johnson
18:46:00 <TheROn> oh long johnson!
18:47:00 <couleurs> Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:49:00 <TheROn> take me back to you it's been a long time
18:51:00 <MrMark> some love is just a lie of the heart............
18:54:00 <TheROn> one word one letter one line and i feel a whole better
18:54:00 <MrMark> Baby Animals
18:54:00 <TheROn> yep!
18:54:00 <MrMark> awesome choice
18:56:00 <MrMark> legendary
18:57:00 <MrMark> one look would say its alright!!!
18:58:00 <TheROn> i don't wanna say i love you, that would give away too much.....
18:58:00 <MrMark> Crowded House
18:58:00 <MrMark> ummmmmmmmm
18:59:00 <TheROn> close
18:59:00 <MrMark> cant remember
18:59:00 <MrMark> what is it
18:59:00 <TheROn> neil finn's best song
18:59:00 <TheROn> so i sing it to the world a simple message to my girl
19:00:00 <MrMark> cant remember!!!
19:00:00 <TheROn> split enz
19:00:00 <MrMark> oh yeah!!
19:00:00 <MrMark> dammit!
19:00:00 <MrMark> gorgeous song
19:00:00 <TheROn> i get a bit teary listening to this song
19:01:00 <MrMark> and....six months in a leaky boat!!!
19:01:00 <MrMark> legendary!!
19:01:00 <TheROn> neil's best song
19:02:00 <TheROn> hunters and collectors - say goodbye
19:03:00 <TheROn> and she said, she said, you don't make me feel like i'm a woman anymore
19:04:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
19:04:00 <dematerialised> whats the code word
19:05:00 <TheROn> rimming
19:05:00 <dematerialised> who are you and what did you do with TheRon
19:05:00 <TheROn> what?!
19:06:00 <MrMark> anus is the codeword to get into my local gay pickup joint
19:06:00 <dematerialised> [07:11:51] <thestig> i did 1400km in a weekend
19:06:00 <dematerialised> [07:11:57] <thestig> beautiful drive
19:06:00 <dematerialised> [07:12:27] <thestig> amsy knows
19:06:00 <dematerialised> you drove 1400km for pussy?
19:06:00 <Clarkson> and more cunts
19:06:00 <dematerialised> it better have been amazing
19:06:00 <thestig> work lol
19:06:00 <TheROn> and i would walk 500 more
19:06:00 <TheRiddler> how did you cross the ocean
19:06:00 <MrMark> Proclaimers
19:06:00 <Pete> rofl... @ went too amsy for pussy.
19:07:00 <TheROn> boom crash opera - dancing in the storm
19:08:00 <MrMark> good one
19:09:00 <TheRiddler> I thought kung fu panda was finished
19:09:00 <couleurs> :P
19:09:00 <MrMark> i know...this much...is true
19:09:00 <TheROn> GOLD!
19:09:00 <faux> Wtttfff
19:09:00 <faux> Its still 38 outside
19:09:00 <faux> ridic
19:09:00 <TheROn> faux are you naked yet?
19:09:00 <MrMark> im naked
19:10:00 <TheROn> naked is good
19:10:00 <faux> No
19:10:00 <MrMark> im naked and covered in bourbon
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> gross
19:10:00 <faux> We have the ac on
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> at the temp
19:10:00 <couleurs> it's 14c here
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> not faux naked lol
19:10:00 <MrMark> its ok it was cheap bourbon
19:10:00 <faux> tomorrow is 24
19:10:00 <faux> Woot
19:10:00 <thestig> woot
19:10:00 <faux> anywy
19:10:00 <TheROn> 18 in ballarat
19:10:00 <faux> dinner
19:10:00 <faux> Bb
19:10:00 <faux> S
19:10:00 <thestig> whats 4 din din
19:11:00 <dematerialised> im having subway because im a pedophile that needs to lose weight
19:11:00 <MrMark> when i was a young boy......i wanted to sail rounf the world
19:11:00 <TheROn> MrMark: jimmy barnes - i'd die to be with you tonight
19:11:00 <MrMark> Barnsey
19:11:00 <TheROn> siz months
19:11:00 <TheROn> one of his best
19:12:00 <MrMark> gorgeous key changes
19:12:00 <faux> If ur tryint to lose weight dont eat subway
19:12:00 <faux> Lol
19:12:00 <faux> stig we have chinesd
19:12:00 <faux> E
19:12:00 <TheROn> just don't add bacon and avo
19:12:00 <MrMark> bacon is deadly
19:13:00 <faux> Bacon is fine
19:13:00 <faux> Protein
19:13:00 <TheROn> i love it though
19:13:00 <faux> In moderation obv
19:13:00 <MrMark> some say.....
19:13:00 <TheROn> got a dodgy avo from coles the other day
19:13:00 <faux> also avo is good fats also good in moderation
19:14:00 <TheROn> the bit towards the stem was green
19:15:00 <Serenity> bacons fine for you i dont know why people think its not
19:15:00 <TheROn> i had a pork chop last night
19:15:00 <TheROn> shannon noll- lift
19:16:00 <TheROn> sorry!
19:16:00 <TheROn> way to silence a crowd
19:17:00 <MrMark> i like that song!!
19:17:00 <TheROn> me too!
19:17:00 <TheROn> scotch!
19:17:00 <TheROn> black label scotch
19:17:00 <MrMark> gold
19:17:00 <TheROn> even better
19:18:00 <MrMark> :)
19:18:00 <MrMark> only the best at the Marky bar
19:18:00 <TheROn> can't drink red anymore
19:18:00 <MrMark> i know how hard it can get...u gotta lift!!!
19:18:00 <TheROn> makes me wanna lose weight
19:18:00 <MrMark> ehehe
19:19:00 <faux> #thevintagecrew
19:19:00 <TheROn> faux gets all emotional when shannon noll comes on
19:19:00 <MrMark> its Roxette time
19:20:00 <TheROn> 1927
19:20:00 <MrMark> 1927 If I Could
19:20:00 <TheROn> that's when i think of you
19:20:00 <amelia> whens da lawn bowls game guys
19:20:00 <MrMark> that too
19:20:00 <TheROn> tomorrow for me amelia
19:20:00 <dematerialised> <@Serenity> kevin bacons fine for you i dont know why people think its not
19:20:00 <dematerialised> because the news said so
19:20:00 <dematerialised> BACON CAUSES CANCER LOL EAT A DICK THEY ARE CANCER FREE
19:20:00 <MrMark> the jews said so
19:20:00 <Serenity> nah this is before that stupid cancer shit
19:21:00 <TheROn> when i read the stars i giggle when i get to cancer
19:21:00 <amelia> put your hand up if you're under 40 yrs of age
19:21:00 <TheROn> yep!
19:21:00 <dematerialised> DONT BREATHE YOU MIGHT INHALE CAR EXHAUST AND DIE OF CONCER
19:21:00 <faux> Can we press 1
19:21:00 <amelia> TheROn put your hand back down
19:21:00 <faux> 1
19:22:00 <dematerialised> Press 1 for under 40
19:22:00 <dematerialised> Press 2 for over 40
19:22:00 <Serenity> 2
19:22:00 <TheROn> but i am!
19:22:00 <amelia> 1
19:22:00 <dematerialised> Press 3 for you should be doing your homework
19:22:00 <Serenity> 27
19:22:00 <dematerialised> 1
19:22:00 <amelia> press 4 if you have green hair
19:22:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:22:00 <faux> Lol
19:22:00 <TheROn> does on st patricks day count?
19:22:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME YOU EVIL MIDGET
19:22:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaha
19:22:00 <dematerialised> if you're exactly 40 you aren't part of this quiz
19:22:00 <dematerialised> please leave
19:22:00 <dematerialised> immediately
19:22:00 <faux> eViL MiDGeT
19:22:00 <couleurs> 3
19:23:00 <couleurs> stop msging me jareds
19:23:00 <faux> Lnao
19:23:00 <TheROn> i would never wanna rush you
19:23:00 <Serenity> oh they were talking about the pedo sub on the radio this morning
19:24:00 <faux> fuck i hate folding singlets
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> what's in that sub? :p
19:24:00 <faux> Die
19:24:00 <JaredFogle> i am eating subway and I am a confirmed pedophile
19:24:00 <faux> :p
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> faux wears wife beaters
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:24:00 <faux> Theyre me dads
19:24:00 <TheROn> women could beat me so easily
19:24:00 <faux> I hate folding then
19:24:00 <faux> M
19:25:00 <Serenity> 38 year old meat between 12 year old bun ... hu hu hu #recylcedMJjoke
19:25:00 <TheROn> you know when you're wrestling women and you let them win
19:26:00 <JaredFogle> i was reading a thing about MJ, apparently he honestly thought he was doing nothign wrong when sleeping with kids naked
19:26:00 <JaredFogle> he was entirely fucked up
19:26:00 <Serenity> i dont think he did anything
19:26:00 <JaredFogle> i do
19:26:00 <JaredFogle> he was fucked on drugs and clearly not of sane mind
19:26:00 <MrMark> hi sexy Serenity
19:26:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12003881_915810088468950_3768008598106811542_n.jpg?oh=f813eb1389f2c57cf5f7e93cf32f8c59&oe=56F76847&__gda__=1457762815_7822783f83043fd95d7471f44f5c0c65
19:26:00 <JaredFogle> his fame meaning nobody questioned him
19:27:00 <TheROn> mj was totally innocent
19:27:00 <Serenity> um hello MrMark
19:27:00 <Serenity> i dont believe that at all
19:27:00 <TheROn> history never repeats, i tell myself before i go to sleep
19:27:00 <Serenity> lol doodle that make me larf
19:27:00 <Doodle> keke
19:28:00 <amelia> off to his lawn bowls
19:28:00 <Serenity> hes SO old
19:28:00 <JaredFogle> lawn bowls is great
19:28:00 <JaredFogle> very relaxing
19:28:00 <JaredFogle> and a great time to have a yarn with old mate
19:28:00 <JaredFogle> over a few bevvies
19:28:00 <Serenity> ok shut up
19:28:00 <JaredFogle> no, fuck you, MJ apologist
19:29:00 <amelia> yarn
19:29:00 <JaredFogle> next you'll say kiddie fiddlers are misunderstoof
19:29:00 <Serenity> you're being an epic dickhead right now
19:29:00 <JaredFogle> lol how?
19:29:00 <amelia> "right now"
19:29:00 <JaredFogle> are you being super sensitive?
19:29:00 <Serenity> trolling me or not saying i'd defend pedos is gonna get me annoyed
19:29:00 <amelia> she is being super ted
19:30:00 <JaredFogle> i can say whatever i want lol, just because i say something that gets you annoyed doesnt make me a dickhead
19:30:00 <JaredFogle> especially when im not trying to annoy you
19:30:00 <JaredFogle> its called an opinion...
19:30:00 <Serenity> i said you are being a dickhead
19:30:00 <Serenity> and you are
19:31:00 <MrMark> burp
19:31:00 <JaredFogle> seconded
19:32:00 <JaredFogle> im drinking orange, passionfruit and guava sparkling water with my pedo sandwich
19:32:00 <JaredFogle> its quite lovely
19:32:00 <MrMark> i often see pedos lined up at subway
19:32:00 <amelia> no
19:33:00 <amelia> you're drinking dickhead juice
19:33:00 <JaredFogle> in dont see pedos lined up
19:33:00 <JaredFogle> just fat people
19:33:00 <MrMark> fat pedos
19:33:00 <JaredFogle> possible
19:35:00 <MrMark> more bourbon for me
19:35:00 <JaredFogle> i wish i had some burbs right now
19:35:00 <JaredFogle> havent had a tall 50/50 in a long time
19:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
19:46:00 <JaredFogle> hay k0
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
19:48:00 <JaredFogle> i was gonna go shopping for pants but cbf
19:48:00 <JaredFogle> plus its too warm
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's too warm to do anything
19:57:00 <JaredFogle> never too warm for a beer
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
20:13:00 <MrMark> hot night..............cold beer
20:14:00 <JaredFogle> you could almost write a song about it
20:22:00 <MrMark> are we all tipsy yet?
20:34:00 <JaredFogle> i reckon half this channel would be angry emotional drunks
20:48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
20:59:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren n i h8 u
21:00:00 <JaredFogle> yeah well my dad is good at scrabble
21:03:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
21:04:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/TheWorldGame/status/667637439654072320
21:05:00 <couleurs> a-league summed up in 1 gif
21:05:00 <couleurs> how does a gk nutmeg himself
21:05:00 <couleurs> holy shit
21:05:00 <JaredFogle> what a howler!
21:05:00 <couleurs> the worst pack of idiots
21:06:00 <couleurs> seen locals play better than these retards
21:06:00 <couleurs> and they wonder why nobody shows up
21:07:00 <couleurs> grown man can't even throw a ball
21:08:00 <couleurs> and they didn't even get a goal from it
21:08:00 <couleurs> pls
21:08:00 <JaredFogle> its pretty embarrassing
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo, it's a lil bit cooler now
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankfully
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS
21:08:00 <JaredFogle> what is this yasss nonsense
21:08:00 <JaredFogle> i see gay people and my ladyfriend say it all the time
21:08:00 <couleurs> AW YISSSSSS
21:09:00 <JaredFogle> is it something cool people say?
21:09:00 <MrMark> the cool kids
21:10:00 <JaredFogle> i want to know so I can be cool too
21:11:00 <Serenity> khhhaateee
21:27:00 <couleurs> i got some smoked almends
21:28:00 <JaredFogle> smokey bandit
21:28:00 <Serenity> woah
21:28:00 <Serenity> there was talk of smoked almonds on my fb today... r u on my fb
21:29:00 <JaredFogle> couleurs real name is Hayden Panettiere
21:30:00 <couleurs> nope, i just love nuts :~)
21:30:00 <JaredFogle> :p
21:31:00 <couleurs> :P
21:37:00 <erlich> even IRC got a mention
21:37:00 <erlich> prippit
21:38:00 <MrMark> semen
21:38:00 <JaredFogle> literally who
21:50:00 <Serenity> uwot
22:13:00 <JaredFogle> fuck u caucasion dogs
22:13:00 <Clarkson> i don't even live in melbourne would be a shit place to live
22:13:00 <JaredFogle> islam will kill you all infidels
22:13:00 <JaredFogle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZjPrcBbRQs
22:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nasheed Saleel Sawarim - 1 hour [Jaybee special] Views: 44,254 Uploader: Skapudke Uploaded: Mar 7, 2015 Duration: 63m18s Rating: 4.38
22:21:00 <JaredFogle> farewell
22:21:00 <Zade> eat some bacon JaredFogle
22:45:00 <MyLoveForAllah> عدم اتخاذ أي دردشة الظهر الملعون فقط الاجهاد تصل أكوام الدهون
22:46:00 <faux> Ok
22:48:00 <Doodle> ono
22:48:00 <Doodle> isis on irc
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> did everyone die from heat stroke?
23:29:00 <Lumeah> YRS
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
23:39:00 <faux> YRS
23:43:00 <Serenity> i bet faux died
23:43:00 <Serenity> rip faux
23:44:00 <novek> its not that hot
23:44:00 <faux> Nah we had the ac on
23:44:00 <faux> In fact its still pn
23:44:00 <faux> On
23:44:00 <faux> :-)
23:45:00 <Serenity> ohh ace
23:45:00 <faux> Im off to bed
23:45:00 <faux> Ninis
23:45:00 <faux> X
23:45:00 <Serenity> nini
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
23:52:00 <partay> bam
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