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14:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
14:00 <dematerialised> allahu achbar!
15:00 <dematerialised> allahu ACHBAR!
15:00 <dematerialised> ALLAHU ACHBAR!
15:00 <dematerialised> ALLAHU ACHBAR!
15:00 <dematerialised> ALLAHU ACHBAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
20:00 <Serenity> shoosh
21:00 <dematerialised> nothing gets me harder than hearing the absolute sheer fear in the voices of islam extremists when jets are dropping bombs on their heads
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> please feel free to lull me to sleep
28:00 <Dugnuts> enjoy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> a sleep grenade!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn't that wake me up?
29:00 <dematerialised> ive got cravings for a hot dog
29:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty hard to wake up with the sleep gas in your lungs
29:00 <Dugnuts> like
29:00 <dematerialised> or hot dogs
29:00 <Dugnuts> impossible
30:00 <Dugnuts> you might get a short shock
30:00 <Dugnuts> but the deep breath you take would be the last before you pass out
30:00 <dematerialised> the deep breath you take would be the last before i fully submerge your head into a 44 gallon drum of oil
30:00 <Dugnuts> wow
31:00 <TheRiddler> is there such as 1
31:00 <dematerialised> there is many as 2
31:00 <TheRiddler> sleep grenades that is
32:00 <dematerialised> grenades that is sleep yes
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, you're saying that you want to kill me?
33:00 <dematerialised> no dugnets is saying he wants to rape you
33:00 <dematerialised> im saying i want to kill dugnuts
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol such a gentleman, protecting my honor
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes and hugs for you den!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> DEM**
34:00 <dematerialised> ty
34:00 <dematerialised> i love both those things
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too!
34:00 <dematerialised> for the record i dont actually want to kill dugnuts
34:00 <dematerialised> im just shitposting on the internet
34:00 <TheRiddler> I just read russians tried an experimental 1 of sleep agent
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Dug is probably Russian!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew there was something innately weird about him :P
35:00 <TheRiddler> they used it on terrorists 
35:00 <TheRiddler> killed half of them and the rest were really sick
35:00 <TheRiddler> they had hostages
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone make my bed for me?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
35:00 <dematerialised> so how did the hostages not die/become sick?
35:00 <dematerialised> have you been reading CNN again TheRiddler
36:00 <TheRiddler> no
36:00 <TheRiddler> that's including hostages
37:00 <TheRiddler> the go channel seems to be pretty geeky
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i;m taking hostages to bed!
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> night katatonic_kate01
37:00 <dematerialised> if you take me will you touch my willy?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just make you make my bed
38:00 <dematerialised> oh
38:00 <dematerialised> no ty then
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to go make my bed and see if wifi reaches :(
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> am i still here?
49:00 <TheRiddler> yes
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks riddler, was seeing if wifi worked in ze room
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASS
49:00 <TheRiddler> cool
50:00 <Dugnuts> nah
50:00 <Dugnuts> dont believe him
50:00 <Dugnuts> he is a pathological liar
50:00 <Dugnuts> you arent here at all
50:00 <TheRiddler> is it an old wifi?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
50:00 <dematerialised> vintage wifi
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> just dodge!
51:00 <Maurice> Afuckingmen https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12240075_10153613091180250_5971928424742337409_n.jpg?oh=4a8206fc2aa4d2c1195546d32b829c95&oe=56F6ECA6&__gda__=1457892958_7a6e2e6ef993dda58d91888f9d86b369
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching goldeneye
52:00 <TheRiddler> it seems edited down
52:00 <dematerialised> they all are
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
52:00 <Dugnuts> if its on tv
52:00 <Dugnuts> it always is
53:00 <dematerialised> gotta make room for those important ads
53:00 <TheRiddler> the scene with ex kgb agent seemed rush
53:00 <TheRiddler> ed
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fb is laggy as
54:00 <katatonic_kate01>  surprise irc works fine 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's humid
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just wanna sleep in undies and a singlet
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, if some cunt harasses me at night….. totes not approp
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna see my golden eye?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's gonna take me 3 years to d/l that maurice :P
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <dematerialised> and that's why wireless is a shit network connection
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
55:00 <dematerialised> your wireless is shit
55:00 <dematerialised> fix it
55:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
55:00 <TheRiddler> you lagged
55:00 <TheRiddler> and pasted alot of lines lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm at work
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, i'd be better sending fucking smoke signals!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt of a thing !
56:00 <TheRiddler> for a work network they need better wireless
56:00 <TheRiddler> get them a booster
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, i'm leaving soon 
56:00 <TheRiddler> ok
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> half the peeps don't know they can access wifi :|
57:00 <thestig> hi kate 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
59:00 <thestig> not much, watching some twitch. How are u?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sleepy
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and net is lagg
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
06:00 <Dugnuts> damned streakers ruining the game for everyone
06:00 <Dugnuts> boobs bouncing all over the place
06:00 <Dugnuts> :P
06:00 <Serenity> please that just makes it better
06:00 <Dugnuts> maybe a test match
06:00 <Dugnuts> well no
07:00 <Dugnuts> definitely a test match
07:00 <Dugnuts> but apart from that
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> shake it!
07:00 <Maurice> Boobs trump any sport
08:00 <Dugnuts> says a girl
08:00 <Bonny> are we talking about boobies again?
08:00 <Dugnuts> boobs complement many a sport
08:00 <Dugnuts> dunno about trump
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you haven't seen any recently dug
09:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
09:00 <Dugnuts> it has been 3 weeks
09:00 <Dugnuts> that said, i havent had a choice between boobs or sport
09:00 <Dugnuts> its never come up
09:00 <Maurice> You can't prove I'm a girl
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 weeks!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you ordered fake ones to play with 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
10:00 <Dugnuts> what
10:00 <Dugnuts> no
10:00 <Dugnuts> they werent fantastic
10:00 <Dugnuts> but they were real
10:00 <Dugnuts> sheesh
11:00 <TheRiddler> Dugnuts is donald trump
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Maurice> I touched boobs about 10 mins ago
11:00 <Dugnuts> am not
11:00 <Maurice> Granted they were my own, but still
11:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt count if you own a pair
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
13:00 <TheRiddler> use the bumper  that's what it's for
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a massage!
14:00 <Dugnuts> there you go
14:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
14:00 <Dugnuts> thats better
14:00 <Serenity> whats a girl got to do with anything
14:00 <Dugnuts> its a hot rock massage
14:00 <TheRiddler> lazy massage
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could place them FUCKING gently! 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm a delicate fucking flower, cunt!
15:00 <TheRiddler> because they dont need to do anything
15:00 <Dugnuts> its a deep tissue massage
15:00 <Dugnuts> now lay down and take it bitch
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> with rocks!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> doubt it
16:00 <TheRiddler> get your rocks off
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> next you'll be waving crystals over me 
16:00 <Dugnuts> a tonne, dropped from above?
16:00 <Dugnuts> thats definitely gonna get to teh deep tissue
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're trying to KILL me
16:00 <TheRiddler> she said a massage not a hospital trip
16:00 <Dugnuts> either massage or make it bleed
16:00 <Dugnuts> one way or the other
16:00 <Dugnuts> :P
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
17:00 <Dugnuts> potato potato
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sadistic much?
17:00 <Dugnuts> nah, just trying to give you a massage without touching you
17:00 <Dugnuts> coz eww
17:00 <TheRiddler> I need a neck n should massage
17:00 <TheRiddler> *sholder
17:00 <TheRiddler> he only touches boys
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> true, if you did touch me you'd be likely to jizz
18:00 <TheRiddler> or himself
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much clean up … i get it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol !
18:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, dont wanna make you wash your hair
18:00 <Dugnuts> thats just rude
18:00 <TheRiddler> toyota ute ads seem to be decent
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can wash it for me, if you get jizz in it!
19:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
19:00 <Dugnuts> if i jizz im gonna go to sleep afterwards
19:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
19:00 <Dugnuts> after locking you out of the house
19:00 <TheRiddler> hair gel
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
19:00 <Dugnuts> coz you would probably rub that shit in my face if i left you inside
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
19:00 <Dugnuts> called it
19:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
20:00 <TheRiddler> sharing is caring
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Maurice> I would kill for a massage
21:00 <Maurice> Especially a head massage
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ask dug
21:00 <Serenity> yuck
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is so kind'
21:00 <Maurice> No, I don't wont to be rocked
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Serenity> i dont get why people like massages so much
21:00 <TheRiddler> he'll massage in some 'cream'
21:00 <Serenity> its literally the worst torture in the world
21:00 <Maurice> Not if it leads to hardcore banging it's not ;P
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love em
22:00 <Maurice> I should clarify, thats at home, not at a day spa..
22:00 <TheRiddler> to loosen the knots
22:00 <Serenity> i know what its for
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Maurice> I've had 2 professional massages, 1 of them I was so sick afterwards
22:00 <Serenity> i said i dont know why people like them
22:00 <Maurice> The other one was good
22:00 <Maurice> But I meant a Cam massage, don't have to pay him
22:00 <thestig> did u get happy ending?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get em all the time, they're great
22:00 <Maurice> I did not :(
22:00 <Maurice> But she did massage my butt
22:00 <Maurice> Which I thought was weird
23:00 <Serenity> i couldnt stand letting someone touch me like that
23:00 <Serenity> erk
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> poo butt massage is the best
23:00 <TheRiddler> you get happy endings all the time?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> OOOOOH**
23:00 <Dugnuts> wha?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> not pooo
23:00 <Dugnuts> how does that work kate?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Dugnuts> poo all over your butt?
23:00 <Dugnuts> eww
23:00 <Maurice> Serenity what about from ShadowLurker
23:00 <thestig> <katatonic_kate01> poo butt massage is the best
23:00 <thestig> :D
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooooh* not pooooo*
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <Serenity> i dont even like it when he does it
23:00 <Serenity> i hate massages
23:00 <Maurice> You're such a weirdo
23:00 <Serenity> i hate being touched
24:00 <Maurice> YOU LIE
24:00 <Maurice> You love being touched by dick
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Serenity> lol like that counts
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick is pretty good
24:00 <Maurice> Massaged by dick
24:00 <Maurice> On the inside
24:00 <Serenity> get in do the job stop touching me
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh ueah
24:00 <TheRiddler> vag massage
25:00 <Maurice> I'm not a huge touchy feely person, but I wont say no to a pre sex massage
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they're pretty awesome
25:00 <thestig> kate says poo massages are the best
25:00 <thestig> good for the pores
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> TYPO
25:00 <thestig> great exfoliant 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah corn is amazing
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> carrots
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peas
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> gives that…. textured poo massage
26:00 <Serenity> its taken me years to be comfortable with even the kids wanting cuddles n stuff
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
26:00 <Serenity> its still uncomfortable
26:00 <thestig> i am not a hugger
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah Bo sits next to me and leans on me and I find myself leaning away
26:00 <Serenity> its why i couldnt do jobs where id have to touch people
26:00 <Serenity> YUCK
26:00 <Maurice> Get your damn sweaty head off me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm not and overly huggy type person, like i'll only hug peeps whom i'm really close with 
27:00 <Maurice> I hug my nanna coz she pretty much demands it
27:00 <Maurice> Other than the husband and kids, I don't
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm not a OMG i haven't seen you in 3 minutes *hug*
27:00 <Serenity> even thinking of people touching me is making me feel gross right now rofl
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so awks when clients  go to hug you
27:00 <Maurice> One of my sisters kids has just started hugging me and it makes me cringe
28:00 <Maurice> Mostly coz I don't like him
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Serenity> ew moz? kick him instead
28:00 <Maurice> Yes him
28:00 <Maurice> He keeps telling me I'm his real mum coz he was adopted
28:00 <Maurice> Like fuck MVIII
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Maurice> I'd adopt you out too
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <TheRiddler> it took me awhile to hold my nephew
29:00 <Serenity> mum always demands i cut her hair
29:00 <Serenity> and it makes me cringe the entire time cause i have to touch her
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> get the clippers
30:00 <Maurice> Fucking mum today, pulled my ibis clip out of my hair, stabbed me in the head with it, then asked me if I wanted it back
30:00 <Maurice> Yes I fucking want it back
30:00 <Serenity> lolll
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Serenity> you should have said yes i fucking WANT it back
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that what they're called!
30:00 <Maurice> Yeah katatonic_kate01 lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I call em 'clippy birds' ok the child doe
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
30:00 <TheRiddler> ibis hotel
31:00 <Maurice> Mines metal and has red stuff on it, but after wearing it all day my scalp hurts
31:00 <Serenity> my hair is too thick for those clips
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> blood?
31:00 <TheRiddler> period blood
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol riddler
32:00 <Serenity> wot
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know the difference between a head and a vagina, don't ya?
32:00 <TheRiddler> yes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if this bond film is the only 1 they dont use a aston martin
36:00 <Maurice> (22:31:20) (Serenity): my hair is too thick for those clips
36:00 <Maurice> Even the metal ones?
36:00 <Maurice> Coz the plastic ones don't hold my hair
37:00 <Serenity> yeah even those
37:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/ocGPc6q.jpg
38:00 <Maurice> I broke a plastic one when I got my nose pierced, just by laying down
38:00 <thestig> thats a nice asian hand
38:00 <Maurice> It looks like a vagina in the bend of my fingers
38:00 <Maurice> And shut up
38:00 <Maurice> >.<
39:00 <Serenity> though tbh i havent tried one for years
39:00 <Serenity> and my hair is a lot thinner than it used to be
39:00 <Maurice> I got that one from freo markets, it has teeth so it grips
39:00 <Maurice> You're going bald :o
39:00 <Serenity> haha not even close
39:00 <Maurice> Lol
40:00 <Serenity> if i quartered my hair before it would be the amount of hair on a normal persons head
40:00 <Maurice> By the hair in my hairbrush every 2 days I should be bald
40:00 <Serenity> now its the same but in half instead of a quarter
40:00 <Maurice> I should probably stop using my hairbrush on my legs
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Serenity> ahh freshly dyed hair
47:00 <Serenity> no more greys
48:00 <thestig> u wana see greys?
48:00 <Serenity> have you got greys too?
48:00 <Dugnuts> i have 3 grey hairs in my beard :(
48:00 <Dugnuts> its sad
48:00 <Maurice> I have none in my beard
49:00 <Dugnuts> well grow it out lori, im sure you'll find some when you do
49:00 <Serenity> ive got a whole bunch right at the top of my head
49:00 <Serenity> luckily they are underneith most of the hair
49:00 <Maurice> I doubt it, Dugnuts
49:00 <Dugnuts> well i doubt you can grow a beard
49:00 <Dugnuts> but if you CAN manage it
50:00 <Maurice> You don't know me, stop judging
50:00 <Serenity> excuse me why did no one tell me thestig was cute
50:00 <Dugnuts> i reckon there will be a grey one there
50:00 <Dugnuts> :P
50:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
50:00 <Maurice> He once wrote me a note, I felt so spesh
50:00 <Serenity> i want a note!
50:00 <Maurice> It was something like lori 4 thestig
50:00 <Maurice> Or some other fuckery
50:00 <Serenity> haha
51:00 <Serenity> i wrote him a note once but i think it said he sucks dick
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Maurice> Only the truth
51:00 <Serenity> i dont know how ive never seen him before
51:00 <Serenity> but hes cute
51:00 <thestig> lol cute ahah tenks sez
51:00 <Serenity> you are! haha
53:00 <Maurice> Just wanna squeeeeze his cheeks
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
53:00 <Maurice> So thestig, Serenity told me your dick is pretty, pics to prove it please
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the resident dick whore
53:00 <Serenity> hey come now i havent seen his knob yet
53:00 <Maurice> OH, I have the best dick pic
53:00 <thestig> they were for sezz eyes only
53:00 <Maurice> Let me see if I can find it
54:00 <Serenity> im waiting for him to write me a note
54:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/WbCmG2g.jpg
54:00 <Maurice> There we go
54:00 <Serenity> 'serenity sit here' on his face
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <thestig> loll
54:00 <Serenity> i mean..
54:00 <Serenity> wot
54:00 <Maurice> 'Ride my stubble'
54:00 <Maurice> Pash rash on ya gash
54:00 <Serenity> thats a hairy ball sack
54:00 <Maurice> It's a dick pic m8
56:00 <thestig> i should do note for sezz
57:00 <Serenity> you should
57:00 <Maurice> Put your wang in the pic too
57:00 <Serenity> hahah
57:00 <thestig> haha no
57:00 <Serenity> fucking hell Maurice is taking over my sleeze status
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <Maurice> Look man, it's been awhile since I got laid
57:00 <Maurice> At least 2 weeks
58:00 <Serenity> im just too lazy to be on my game lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dinner + movie + sex last night
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> all out of the blue!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and no child….
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> best night ever1
00:00 <Maurice> What
00:00 <Maurice> You don't have sex when your child is in the house
01:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> one would think you could be louder etc
02:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> this would be the crux of her point
02:00 <Maurice> If you've trained them right, they'd sleep through an earthquake
05:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> how do you do that
05:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> do your children sleep with headphones
05:00 <Serenity> you make noise from the moment you get them home
05:00 <Serenity> my kids would sleep through a bomb
05:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> this is a thing
05:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> oh
06:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> when they are born
06:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> makes sense
06:00 <Serenity> yes
06:00 <Serenity> dont tell people to be quiet or stop doing things liek vacuuming etc
06:00 <Serenity> they get used to noise
06:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> clever
07:00 <Maurice> Crocodylus_Pontifex, my children sleep, no headphones needed
07:00 <Maurice> I used to vacuum under my kids cots while they slept
08:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> so what you're saying
08:00 <Maurice> You type slow
09:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> i was formulating
10:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> so what you're saying, is everytime my mother vacumed, it was to acclimatise me so she could have sex with dad and I wouldn't wake up
10:00 <Serenity> rofll
10:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> you made me rush and I wasn't happy with that sentence
11:00 <Maurice> Yes
11:00 <Maurice> 4pm? Vacuum so she could have wild monkey sex and you wouldn't interrupt
12:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> i will never look at a vacuum cleaner the same way again
15:00 <Serenity> lol poor croc
17:00 <Serenity> yayy i got a note
17:00 <Maurice> WHAT
18:00 <Serenity> thestig is wooing me with his pretty blue eyes
21:00 <Maurice> How unfair you get dick pics and nobody else does
21:00 <Maurice> Talk about favourtism
21:00 <thestig> lolll
21:00 <Serenity> rofll a note Maurice not a cock
21:00 <Maurice> Don't lie to me, you're just trying to make me feel better
21:00 <Maurice> IT'S NOT WORKING
21:00 <Serenity> LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU GOT TO SEE DOODLES WANG
22:00 <Maurice> LOL
22:00 <Serenity> DONT START WITH ME WOMAN
22:00 <Maurice> Like you didn't see it
22:00 <Maurice> Everyone saw that
22:00 <Serenity> only because i begged lol
22:00 <Maurice> But he likes that, just call him Christian Grey
22:00 <Serenity> loool
23:00 <Maurice> LOL Es is sitting on the table with a chicken treat bag on her head
23:00 <Maurice> You have to love mentally retarded pets
23:00 <Maurice> I seem to be surrounded by them
24:00 <Serenity> loll
26:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> hulk and black widow
26:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> what a love story
35:00 <Maurice> Hulk would rip you a new one
35:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> I wish I had James Spader's voice
35:00 <Maurice> I have Morgan Freemans voice
35:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know who I sound like
36:00 <Serenity> i wish i had james spaders dong
36:00 <Serenity> i mean... wot
36:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> really
36:00 <Maurice> :o
36:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> James Spader
36:00 <Maurice> Serenity isnt picky at this point
36:00 <Serenity> yes i have a thing for him lol
36:00 <Serenity> maybe not now but back in pretty in pink days
37:00 <ShadowLurker> im seeing a pattern here
37:00 <Maurice> Is the pattern cocks?
37:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> *in James Spader's voice* You will orgasm
37:00 <ShadowLurker> she just slugged across the lounge
39:00 <Maurice> Lol I thought that said shrugged, I read it 3 times and was wondering what she was shrugging at
39:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> Panties so wet they would drown a toddler
39:00 <Serenity> loool
40:00 <Serenity> look young james was a babe ok
40:00 <Serenity> http://media.giphy.com/media/ULE0qwTyjjOh2/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
40:00 <Maurice> Lol no
40:00 <Serenity> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/97/ef/70/97ef709e15f64b4441e002c96e61e14d.jpg
41:00 <Maurice> What poofy hair
41:00 <Serenity> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/00/a2/7c00a22065a3180c784fbec7c819b95f.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> dont argue with me maurice i will whip you
41:00 <Maurice> Don't you threaten me, you know I'll enjoy it
41:00 <Serenity> hehehe
41:00 <Maurice> That last one is ok
41:00 <Maurice> The other 2, just no
42:00 <Serenity> i think it was more the characters he used to play that got me hot under the collar
42:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> Al Pacino, scent of a women, ugly as fuck and blind yet I as a man almost wanted to bang him
43:00 <Maurice> Never seen it
43:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> you should
43:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> you may hate it
43:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> but you should
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Maurice> I don't think I want to
44:00 <Maurice> It's on the list with Top Gun and Cocktail
45:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> pacino can act
45:00 <Maurice> I'm not saying he can't
45:00 <Serenity> mmmm tony montana
46:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> Pacino V De Niro in "Heat"
47:00 <Serenity> i have a friend who has this weird crush on stallone
47:00 <Maurice> Yuck
47:00 <Maurice> Mr MumblePants
47:00 <Serenity> she gets full froth box over him
48:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> Gillian Anderson is the hotest women on the planet
48:00 <TheRiddler> was
48:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> is
48:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> IS
49:00 <faux> ok
49:00 <Serenity> x-files yeah
49:00 <Maurice> My sister used to have crushed on Larry Emdur, Jeff Jansz and the bung eyed model, Frank, from Price is Right
49:00 <TheRiddler> faux!
49:00 <TheRiddler> cant sleep?
49:00 <thestig> sezz i sent maurice a cock pic
49:00 <faux> Nup
49:00 <Maurice> Stop lying!
49:00 <Serenity> how rude!
49:00 <TheRiddler> damn
49:00 <Maurice> And send me one
49:00 <Serenity> my feelings are hurt
50:00 <faux> i peed a fountain now um like O_O
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Maurice> My cat is sitting infront of the tv, raping herself
50:00 <Maurice> Would it be wrong if I threw the remote at her
50:00 <Serenity> nah go on
50:00 <Maurice> What if I break my tv
50:00 <Maurice> Worth it
51:00 <Serenity> tell cam she did it
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Maurice> He'd legit murder her
51:00 <Maurice> All I can see is her leg where Charlie Sheens face should be
51:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> she's going to catch hib
53:00 <TheRiddler> *hiv
53:00 <Maurice> It's fiv you knob
57:00 <Maurice> I'm about ready to fucking punch her in the face
57:00 <Maurice> She's so noisy
58:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> maybe she's trying to aclimatise you
58:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> for when she
58:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> you know
59:00 <Maurice> I don't know
00:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> bangs other cats
00:00 <Maurice> She doesn't leave the house so has no access to any other cat
01:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> that you know of
01:00 <Maurice> No, I know
02:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> you're pretty protective about your kitty so i'm going to just agree.
03:00 <Maurice> I just know she doesn't leave the house lol
05:00 <Maurice> The fur in my house confirms she doesnt go out
05:00 <Maurice> I could make 3 cats from it
07:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> that's from all the kitty fornication
07:00 <Maurice> She only fornicates herself, I have photo evidence
09:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> it's cute how your in denial
10:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> *you're
10:00 <Serenity> do you think the cat lets herself out or something
10:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> yes
10:00 <Crocodylus_Pontifex> yes I do
15:00 <Serenity> ok
15:00 <Serenity> night
16:00 <lionhearted> Oh man, my irc client is finally working well.
23:00 <Maurice> Night me choco <3
14:00 <Maurice> Watching Never Have I Ever on Ellen with 1D, what a bunch of repulsive looking dickbags
32:00 <BlackDevil> i always watch ellen
32:00 <Maurice> Who doesn't
32:00 <Maurice> She's awesome
15:00 <BlackDevil> i want to see her sex take
15:00 <BlackDevil> tape
23:00 <Maurice> What
33:00 <BlackDevil> hi
17:00 <g^style> ffs
41:00 <Alleenkatze> yo fam
43:00 <simba> fam? are you a nigga?
44:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm as white as they come
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Accidently listened to someones mixtape, now I talk like a coon sometimes.
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Was fire af
45:00 <simba> fire af?
45:00 <simba> fuck off
45:00 <Alleenkatze> LOL
45:00 <Alleenkatze> <3333
46:00 <Alleenkatze> y u cranky
47:00 <simba> i'm trying to maintain a hardman image online as my soul crumbles in the heat
48:00 <simba> is your friend white?
48:00 <simba> my white friend has started "rapping" over "chopped and screwed" beats its a nightmare to be put through
48:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh my god
48:00 <Alleenkatze> You have to show me
48:00 <Alleenkatze> Rofl
48:00 <simba> he doesnt record it anymore, we used 2 film it and put it on youtube but he got gnarly at that
49:00 <Alleenkatze> LOL
49:00 <Alleenkatze> That's perfect.
49:00 <simba> there are vids of him doing coke tho
49:00 <simba> by himself
49:00 <Alleenkatze> Wow, what a loose unit!
49:00 <Abortion> >vids of him doing coke
49:00 <Abortion> evidence enough to get him locked up in public
49:00 <Alleenkatze> He's not a footballer is he?
49:00 <Abortion> fool
50:00 <simba> no hes fucking useless in any physical capacity
50:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/2uljMc0FGNo
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ot genasis - coco (trap remix) Views: 27 Uploader: Tyler Durden Uploaded: Apr 24, 2015 Duration: 0m12s Rating: 5.00
50:00 <Alleenkatze> LOL
50:00 <Alleenkatze> WOW
50:00 <simba> he looks like hes gonna die soon
52:00 <Alleenkatze> Dude
52:00 <Alleenkatze> Going through those videos on the channel
52:00 <Alleenkatze> Had a laugh at the VN commodore one
53:00 <simba> yea that pwns 
53:00 <simba> that channel is cooked
53:00 <Alleenkatze> You see; My Youtube channel jut has 2 videos I downloaded off a blokes facebook because I thought he was pathetic.
53:00 <Alleenkatze> Here, allow me.
54:00 <Alleenkatze> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PloPfg7MZU
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hunter talks about the love of his life Views: 7 Uploader: Alleens gag reel Uploaded: Aug 4, 2014 Duration: 0m53s Rating: N/A
54:00 <Alleenkatze> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw-0BC8HSD0
55:00 <Alleenkatze> Second one is probably the best.
55:00 <Alleenkatze> Edgy teenager.
56:00 <simba> wow hes dirty
56:00 <Alleenkatze> Rofl, no shit.
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Funny thing is, in that video where he's talking about the love of his life, that makes me laugh
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Because she used to send me some pretty filthy fucking snapchats.
59:00 <simba> i require such things
59:00 <Alleenkatze> Where do you want them sent? be warned, she's a porker.
59:00 <simba> 2 my bedroom
59:00 <Alleenkatze> SBBW 4u
00:00 <simba> SSBM
00:00 <Alleenkatze> Super sexy black man??!! fag
00:00 <gs69azza> you guys are weird.
00:00 <simba> super sex brothers melay
01:00 <simba> gs69azza gets all the snaps
01:00 <Alleenkatze> Supporting Sensitive Bitches M'lady
01:00 <simba> only guy 2 get faux 2 take her clothes off 4 camera since 2010
02:00 <faux> Um what
02:00 <Alleenkatze> faux, heard you do nudes.
02:00 <faux> Fuck off plese
02:00 <Alleenkatze> LOL
02:00 <simba> just joking stinz
02:00 <gs69azza> plese
02:00 <simba> BLACK LIVES BUTTER
02:00 <gs69azza> 2010 haha
03:00 <Alleenkatze> FUCK YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE
16:00 <faux> gs69azza why the fuck is it so hot
16:00 <faux> :'(
18:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm lucky, I'm working in st Kilda today.
18:00 <faux> Who even are you
18:00 <Alleenkatze> Go for a walk down Acland street on my lunch break and soak some heat up.
18:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm Alleen, I've been off and on here for ages.
18:00 <faux> Oh ok
18:00 <Alleenkatze> Last time I was on I was using Israeli as a nick.
18:00 <Alleenkatze> If that helps.
20:00 <faux> Not really no
21:00 <Alleenkatze> Well, then. I suppose this is our first date.
21:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm so nervous.
22:00 <faux> are you gonna show me your boobs
22:00 <Alleenkatze> It depends if you tip Tokens.
23:00 <faux> Oh
30:00 <gs69azza> boobs?
30:00 <gs69azza> where?
30:00 <gs69azza> and
30:00 <gs69azza> yes It's hot
30:00 <gs69azza> sucks balls
30:00 <gs69azza> hard
30:00 <gs69azza> tomorrow is gonna be worse
30:00 <gs69azza> AND I GET THE FUCKING DAY OFF YEAH BUDDY
31:00 <Alleenkatze> I would like the day off
32:00 <faux> Tomorrow is 39 nooooo
32:00 <faux> :((((
32:00 <faux> Kill me pls
32:00 <Alleenkatze> gs69azza, Is it like an RDO or something tomorrow?
47:00 <Alleenkatze> no
47:00 <Alleenkatze> Where did you get 39 from faux? Just looked it's only going to peak at 22.
48:00 <faux> I live in sydney
48:00 <Alleenkatze> Ahhh
48:00 <Alleenkatze> To be honest, I wouldn't mind a 39 degree day
49:00 <faux> Take it
49:00 <Alleenkatze> h8r
57:00 <gs69azza> yeah rdo tomorrow
57:00 <gs69azza> can't wait
58:00 <gs69azza> first friday off in like
58:00 <gs69azza> 2 years
58:00 <gs69azza> actually since I went overseas
58:00 <gs69azza> so that was october last year
58:00 <Alleenkatze> Man, this is so exciting, there will be no traffic.
22:00 <faux> Nooo im so jealous mums swimming in her pool
22:00 <faux> Shes like ill send u a pic of my feet in the pool
22:00 <faux> Yeah thanks
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <faux> Rub it in
22:00 <faux> Baatard
23:00 <grem> burn
24:00 <gs69azza> unlucky
24:00 <gs69azza> I just got a text from my ex saying shes near my work
24:00 <gs69azza> :|
24:00 <grem> she after a quickie in the work bathroom?
47:00 <faux>  So ex obsessed
47:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <Serenity> loll
52:00 <Serenity> ob sessed
53:00 <gs69azza> NAH
53:00 <gs69azza> I had dinner with MJ tuesday night
53:00 <gs69azza> had a chick from the gym over last night
53:00 <gs69azza> I'll see michelle tonight
53:00 <gs69azza> only 2 ex's there.
53:00 <gs69azza> and now 1 of my ex's comes back here
54:00 <Serenity> 2 is too many
54:00 <Serenity> and rhee is my lover leave her alone
00:00 <faux> I thought u and rhee stopped talking
00:00 <faux> So confused lol
07:00 <Serenity> him and rhee?
07:00 <faux> You
07:00 <Serenity> no?
07:00 <faux> And rhee
07:00 <faux> Oh
07:00 <faux> I thought u didnt know if she deleted you off facey or something 
07:00 <faux> Maybe im thinming of someone else
07:00 <faux> Confusion
08:00 <Serenity> oh yeah that was her alt account
08:00 <Serenity> it was banned off fb
08:00 <faux> Ah k
08:00 <Serenity> i thought she deleted me
09:00 <Serenity> on the bike rn its killing me hngg
12:00 <gs69azza> her alt account banned?
12:00 <gs69azza> umm
12:00 <gs69azza> she messaged me 
12:00 <gs69azza> like
12:00 <gs69azza> 2 days ago
12:00 <gs69azza> from that account
12:00 <Serenity>  yes one of them
12:00 <Serenity>  ot cherry
12:00 <Serenity> not*
13:00 <Serenity> shes got like 4 accounts dude
13:00 <gs69azza> she cray
17:00 <gs69azza> faux: there is no aussie flag in that vid
18:00 <faux> didnt notice 
55:00 <thestig> hiiiii
03:00 <thestig> adonis did u meet up with your x
30:00 <gs69azza> nah
31:00 <faux> I'm seriously about to die
31:00 <thestig> why
31:00 <Serenity> can i have ur butt when u go plz
31:00 <Serenity> i mean.. aw thats sad
31:00 <faux> Its so hot
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> Sure
31:00 <BlackDevil> thestig, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cp55o7dqc8
31:00 <faux> Take it
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Spacedrum by Yuki Koshimoto(Metal Version) Views: 106 Uploader: Wilton Turdley Uploaded: Nov 19, 2015 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 5.00
31:00 <Serenity> ahah yay
31:00 <thestig> come to perth 24 hr aircon
32:00 <Serenity> yeah its not even hot today and my ceiling fans are flat out
32:00 <faux> In fact il trade u my butt 
32:00 <faux> For ur cold
32:00 <faux> Pls
32:00 <faux> i need to make lunc but i dont wanna be near the kitchen
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> So hot
32:00 <faux> :(
32:00 <faux> Gonna convince dad to go get us some seafood n salad
33:00 <Serenity> you'd love my house i swear it can be 35 outside and im inside cold
33:00 <Serenity> thats even without the ac turned on
33:00 <faux> yeah its cool inside dads but i went outside 
33:00 <faux> And now im melting 
33:00 <faux> Once iget hot i stay ht
33:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <faux> We have all the blinds shut
34:00 <gs69azza> nah I claim butt
34:00 <faux> Tomorrow is 39 im gonna die
34:00 <Serenity> no fuck off cunt
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> Its big enough to share
34:00 <faux> :-(
34:00 <Serenity> woah bit agressive sez
34:00 <gs69azza> :|
34:00 <gs69azza> calm down
35:00 <faux> Lmao
35:00 <Serenity> i didnt mean it to sound so stabby haha
36:00 <faux> Fuck i cant wait for Saturday 
36:00 <faux> 24
36:00 <faux> Yessss
37:00 <Serenity> phone says its 20 here atm
40:00 <faux> Fufk 
40:00 <faux> U
40:00 <faux> smash 
40:00 <faux> u
40:00 <faux> Lollllll
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/laylowco/videos/841865952501481/
41:00 <gs69azza> yes
41:00 <Serenity> this is fucking beyond fucked up..
42:00 <gs69azza> the guys at work at tripping balls
42:00 <gs69azza> some new chick started as a PA on my level on the 5th
42:00 <gs69azza> told the guys give me 2 weeks I"ll have her number
42:00 <faux> .
43:00 <gs69azza> past week she comes for walks with me tot he kitchen to talk shit and get water and such
43:00 <faux> Oh kitchen walks she wants da d bro
43:00 <gs69azza> yerrp
43:00 <gs69azza> came back with number just then
43:00 <gs69azza> they'
43:00 <gs69azza> they're tripping BALLS
44:00 <gs69azza> 1. wouldn't do it due to work
44:00 <gs69azza> 2. she's not all that great
44:00 <gs69azza> but lulz
46:00 <faux> FUCK OFF
47:00 <faux> Dads been on the pgonwe to a lawywr
47:00 <faux> For 45 mins
47:00 <faux> And ahe doesnt shut the fuck up
47:00 <faux> Hes tried saying bye like 12 times
47:00 <faux> I need hwe to fuck off cos i want foos
47:00 <faux> Lnao
47:00 <faux> Fuckkkk she talks so much
47:00 <faux> Discussing hwr lunch ans shit 
47:00 <faux> Dads lie ok
48:00 <thestig> sezzzzz it is 20 in kewdale tooo
48:00 <thestig> so cool nice breeze 
49:00 <thestig> hi faux <3
49:00 <faux> Hello
49:00 <Serenity> thestig do u live in kewdale or work
49:00 <thestig> lol
49:00 <thestig> work
50:00 <Serenity> ah right was gonna say... you live like.. one suburb over
50:00 <thestig> :O
50:00 <thestig> i guess i live here too lol
50:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <BlackDevil> thestig, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cp55o7dqc8
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Spacedrum by Yuki Koshimoto(Metal Version) Views: 260 Uploader: Wilton Turdley Uploaded: Nov 19, 2015 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 5.00
01:00 <BlackDevil> click it thestig
10:00 <faux> P sure i wanna sleep in the bathtub
10:00 <faux> Surrounded by ice
10:00 <faux> Tysm
32:00 <TheRon> how about this heat
34:00 <thestig> it is cool here
34:00 <thestig> how hot is it there
34:00 <TheRon> 32
34:00 <faux> 36 here
34:00 <faux> 41 tomorrowwwww
34:00 <faux> This morn it said 38
34:00 <faux> Now its 41
35:00 <faux> Dieeeeee
35:00 <TheRon> dry heat i can handle
35:00 <TheRon> it's the humidity
35:00 <faux> yeah humidity is balls 
35:00 <faux> Yesterday was 35 but it wasnt humid so there was a nice breeze
36:00 <Serenity> i think thats why the 40 degree day here didnt bother me too much last week
36:00 <Serenity> but when it rained the next day... deathhh
37:00 <faux> Caca
37:00 <Serenity> we got some epic storms after it though
38:00 <faux> Yeah sat and sun are rainy
38:00 <faux> u seriously gave us your shit weater
38:00 <faux> turds
38:00 <Serenity> ive literally told my friend about 50 times i hate feta cheese.. like every time i post a food pic that has cheese on it pretty much.. and every time she asks if its feta
39:00 <Serenity> NO
39:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT FETA IS FILTHY
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> mm feta
39:00 <faux> What is it
39:00 <Serenity> its so freaking salty
39:00 <TheRon> salty goodness
39:00 <Serenity> its just cream cheese, those laughing how cheese triangles
39:00 <TheRon> i like olives
39:00 <Serenity> cow*
39:00 <TheRon> anchovies
40:00 <Serenity> im not a fan of salty food
40:00 <TheRon> peanuts have to be salted
40:00 <Serenity> peanuts and cashews
40:00 <faux> Ew anchovies need to die
41:00 <faux> Feta and kalamata olives are boss together
41:00 <faux> But deathbysalt
41:00 <Serenity> i accidentally got anchovies on a pizza once
41:00 <faux> nomm
41:00 <Serenity> vom
41:00 <faux> Ew
41:00 <faux> Its like fishy salt
41:00 <faux> Lol
41:00 <Serenity> might as well just go get a drink from the beach
41:00 <TheRon> faux you cook with anchovies, its adding salt without adding salt
41:00 <Serenity> i bought some feta a couple weeks ago trying to give it a go
42:00 <Serenity> and ive eaten it but i dont like it
42:00 <TheRon> you won't know it's anchovies
42:00 <faux> No thx 
42:00 <TheRon> it's great in spaghetti sauce
42:00 <Serenity> dont you dare
42:00 <Serenity> every nonna in the world just cursed right then
52:00 <faux> Hi dox
52:00 <faux> Doc
58:00 <ShadowLurker> he just got a unanimous tcheeewww from them all
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i a spitta in a your face
09:00 <TheRon> 'cause when the feelings right i'm gonna stay all night i'm gonna run to you
29:00 <TheRon> you're so vain, i bet you think this song is about you
51:00 <TheRon> uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world
10:00 <TheRon> take a load off annie, take a load for free
13:00 <TheRon> fuck all happening
13:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
13:00 <TheRiddler> Shopping
13:00 <TheRon> buying beer?
13:00 <TheRiddler> 1thing about diets is try to find the right
14:00 <TheRiddler> Food
14:00 <TheRiddler> Good food even
15:00 <TheRiddler> I found this coconut macadamia protein ball
15:00 <TheRon> i find the carlton mid strength ads funny
36:00 <TheRon> we're on the road to nowhere
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJmHjMXg3UI
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Decemberists - Sons and Daughters Views: 14,859 Uploader: kevinstamplecoskie Uploaded: Aug 6, 2012 Duration: 5m5s Rating: 4.93
42:00 <faux> Evening
42:00 <TheRon> hello
42:00 <faux> whats happening
42:00 <TheRon> stuff all
42:00 <faux> fun
42:00 <TheRon> so much snobbery on here
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> Whos snobbing ya
43:00 <TheRon> everyone
43:00 <faux> maybe theyre busy 
43:00 <TheRon> don't be on
43:00 <faux> Lol
43:00 <faux> im always online even when im not
43:00 <faux> Same goes with a lot of others 
43:00 <faux> I juat had yummy dinner
43:00 <faux> And showered
43:00 <TheRon> it's stupid
44:00 <faux> Dad turbed the aircon on finally
44:00 <faux> So freshhhh
44:00 <grem> http://i.imgur.com/5WN6Z7W.gifv
44:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon fine gentlemen and gentleladies
44:00 <TheRon> grem i don't think we need to see that
44:00 <Dugnuts> it has turned into one
44:00 <Dugnuts> this cool change is def appreciated
45:00 <Serenity> gargantuan knob lickers ahoy
45:00 <grem> sure we do
45:00 <grem> it's funneh
46:00 <TheRon> it's shit
46:00 <Serenity> lol thats mean
46:00 <grem> haha
47:00 <Serenity> get out of it you dingo fucker
47:00 <dematerialised> dead kangaroo fucker you mean
47:00 <Serenity> semantics
47:00 <dematerialised> you havent known sexual pleasure until you've rooted some still-warm roadkill
48:00 <TheRon> i'm dry as a dead dingoes donger
48:00 <Serenity> yeah nah im good
49:00 <faux> eheheehehe
49:00 <dematerialised> kangaroo vaginas are just like lady vaginas
49:00 <dematerialised> jus much hairier
49:00 <Serenity> speak for yourself im rocking a massive vag fro here
49:00 <TheRon> got a devil's haircut in my mind
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> vagfro
52:00 <dematerialised> well
52:00 <dematerialised> i just googled and apparently kangaroos have three vaginas
52:00 <dematerialised> i have no idea which one i fucked then
57:00 <Serenity> you're a vulgar display of human
58:00 <dematerialised> *shrug*
58:00 <dematerialised> i am human
01:00 <faux> Yay
01:00 <faux> Dewdel
01:00 <dematerialised> hi Lumeah babe
01:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos :)
01:00 <faux> hows u
01:00 <Doodle> tired
01:00 <faux> hows workies been
01:00 <Doodle> but ok
01:00 <Doodle> u?
01:00 <Lumeah> hi dematerialised hun
01:00 <faux> im ok
01:00 <faux> Refreshed now
02:00 <faux> I ate ans showered 
02:00 <faux> And dad finally turnwd aircon on
02:00 <faux> Phew
02:00 <faux> now im being a sloth
02:00 <Doodle> lol did u have to convince him the tv will still work
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <faux> nah he gets sick 
02:00 <Doodle> i have a fan on
02:00 <Doodle> its been humid as fk here today
02:00 <faux> Even at my house if he walks in and its freezing hes like ILL LEAVE
02:00 <faux> So i habe to turn it off
02:00 <faux> Hes a baby
02:00 <faux> Lol
03:00 <faux> Yeah yesterday was 36 today 38 and tomoz 41
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <Doodle> haha
03:00 <faux> Pls kill me
03:00 <Doodle> yeah it was 30 or something here today
03:00 <faux> Oof
03:00 <Doodle> but 19 tomoz i think
03:00 <faux> Lucky
03:00 <dematerialised> it was a delightful 24 today
03:00 <Doodle> no
03:00 <faux> We has rain oj the weekend yay
03:00 <faux> 24/25
03:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12241567_10207532374329041_8811897380626683853_n.jpg?oh=1bbb52fb2a6b3b0afe24e6a3d6f3b3ba&oe=56F5D233
03:00 <Doodle> it will be raining all day
03:00 <dematerialised> with an ice cold breeze
03:00 <faux> Good!
03:00 <Serenity> dematerialised irl
03:00 <Doodle> i have to go out in it
03:00 <faux> Oh
03:00 <dematerialised> look at my balls
03:00 <faux> well then
03:00 <dematerialised> LOOK
04:00 <faux> i looked
04:00 <faux> And vommed
04:00 <Serenity> loool
04:00 <dematerialised> i actually dont have any balls
04:00 <Doodle> pls santa can i have a massage and 10,000hrs of sleep for xmas
04:00 <Doodle> ty
04:00 <Doodle> <3 me
04:00 <Santa> YES
04:00 <Doodle> wooo
04:00 <Doodle> mmm
04:00 <faux> sif someone registered Santa 
04:00 <faux> Lol
04:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Doodle> i sat in a car for like 20 mins today with the ac flat out nearly fell asleep
05:00 <faux> loll dont u have ac at work
05:00 <Doodle> yeah but i'm not always in there
05:00 <faux> ah yeah
05:00 <faux> hows it going btw
06:00 <faux> r u mclovin it
06:00 <Doodle> good, apart from feeling monumentally stupid til i learn it all
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <faux> what do u do
06:00 <faux> Sales?
06:00 <Doodle> all of it
07:00 <Doodle> i'm taking over from 2 people
07:00 <Doodle> once i know what i am doing
07:00 <faux> doodle of  all trades
07:00 <Doodle> lol something like that
07:00 <faux> I has heartburn
07:00 <faux> Ffff
08:00 <faux> the octopus was chilli 
08:00 <faux> Curse you delicious baby octopus 
08:00 <Doodle> omg yum
08:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
08:00 <faux> ye dad was a good chap
08:00 <faux> Got us grilled seafoods
08:00 <faux> Also washed my clothes 
08:00 <Doodle> noice
08:00 <faux> Lollllll
08:00 <Serenity> fuck i want someone to bring me grilled seafood
08:00 <Doodle> oh fuck
09:00 <faux> im such a sloth
09:00 <Doodle> thx for reminding me
09:00 <faux> okies
09:00 <faux> Yw
09:00 <Serenity> seafood is the best thing in the world
09:00 <Serenity> and i can eat so much of it
10:00 <faux> Me 2
10:00 <faux> We buy this fresh pack from this amazing place near dads
10:00 <faux> You get 4 huge grilled fish
10:00 <faux> 8 octopus and 8 grilled calamari
10:00 <faux> And chips
10:00 <Serenity> hnngg
10:00 <Serenity> yum
10:00 <faux> For $33
11:00 <faux> and dad gets a greek salad
11:00 <faux> Soso yum
11:00 <Serenity> im so hungry now
11:00 <faux> Have a snack
11:00 <faux> til din
11:00 <Serenity> i had some nuts before i just want octopus
11:00 <Serenity> haha
11:00 <Doodle> i had shickn & salade for dinner
11:00 <Doodle> was awes
11:00 <Serenity> i dunno what we're having i so cbf
11:00 <faux> Yums
12:00 <faux> Do u have a seafood place
12:00 <faux> Get somes
12:00 <faux> And make a salad lok
12:00 <faux> lol*
12:00 <faux> shickn UNE SALADE
12:00 <faux> female saladz
13:00 <Doodle> hehhee
13:00 <Serenity> i made a yum stir fry last night but ive got some chicken left over
13:00 <Serenity> yeah theres heaps of seafood places around never been to any tho
13:00 <Doodle> i only eat females
14:00 <faux> ./nick female
14:00 <faux> fauxmale
14:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <Doodle> kekekkekekkekeke
14:00 <Serenity> god damn it i just hiccuped and burped at the same time
14:00 <Serenity> that fucking hurt
14:00 <faux> hot
15:00 <faux> HHHTBRRP
15:00 <faux> lol dad is on the pgone to lebanon and hus wife is telling him shes been havung troublensleeping cos hes not there
15:00 <faux> And im like NAAWWWWWWWWWW GET A ROOM
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <faux> hes like IM IN MY ROOM
15:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <Serenity> loll
16:00 <Serenity> godit must be so hard for them
18:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
18:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12247176_175073232841232_191087112559749154_n.jpg?oh=2acfe8dc8f295dcb4196fe397f0fbd09&oe=56F3F023
18:00 <Serenity> well i never
19:00 <Doodle> whoah
19:00 <Doodle> thats a bit.. forward
19:00 <Serenity> no fucking around there hahah
20:00 <faux> Lmaoo
20:00 <faux> Fuck sake
21:00 <faux> I usually buy nivea anti pers
21:00 <faux> And its amazing
21:00 <Doodle> nivea knows how to treat a lady
21:00 <faux> The chemist disnt have any so i bought rexona
21:00 <Doodle> rexona wont let u down
21:00 <faux> And it smels nce but its so fucking strong when i apray it it lingers in my mouth ans the air for ages
21:00 <faux> Its like eating baby powder 
21:00 <faux> Kills me
22:00 <Serenity> you're meant to spray it on your pits not huff it
22:00 <faux> I know u mong
22:00 <Doodle>  it lingers in my mouth anus and air for ages
22:00 <faux> But its so strong it sprays all over the joint
22:00 <faux> :'(
22:00 <Doodle> doinitwrong
22:00 <faux> Smd
22:00 <faux> tysm
22:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:00 <Doodle> get roll on
22:00 <faux> ew
22:00 <faux> No.
22:00 <faux> roll on makes me feel dirty
22:00 <Serenity> her hairs get stuck
22:00 <Doodle> hot
22:00 <Serenity> oh..
22:00 <faux> Its like smushing a snail
22:00 <faux> Under ur armpit
22:00 <dematerialised> or just dont wear any
22:00 <faux> Yuckkk
22:00 <faux> pls no
22:00 <Doodle> faux makes me feel dirty
22:00 <dematerialised> i prefer au naturale
23:00 <Serenity> looool
23:00 <faux> Hot
23:00 <faux> but not really
23:00 <Doodle> hbnr
23:00 <faux> ye
23:00 <faux> NO 
23:00 <faux> I feel a poop cominf along
23:00 <dematerialised> speak english fuckign gooks
23:00 <faux> I hate pooping after ive showered
23:00 <faux> Go away
23:00 <dematerialised> no
23:00 <dematerialised> i live here
24:00 <dematerialised> you're in my house
24:00 <Doodle> oh gr8
24:00 <Doodle> the man who bought the house next door
24:00 <Doodle> has a horrible hacking cough
24:00 <dematerialised> that's ok that means he'll be dead soon
24:00 <faux> Oh no
24:00 <faux> Is it bà
24:00 <faux> B1
25:00 <Doodle> welcome to the soundtrack of my next 10yrs
25:00 <faux> lol imagine hes ur neighbour 
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <faux> id move 
25:00 <dematerialised> i've been awake for 26 hours
25:00 <dematerialised> kill me please
25:00 <Doodle> he bought the house
25:00 <faux> ive been alive for 26 years
25:00 <faux> Wait 
25:00 <faux> 27
25:00 <faux> Oh def not b1 then
25:00 <dematerialised> you young lady you
25:00 <Doodle> i've been dead for over 10 yrs
25:00 <faux> He cant even buy a gingerbread house
25:00 <dematerialised> me and Doodle are old gentlemen
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY - Gentleman.mp3 (7.12MB 48kbps Stereo 20:43)
25:00 <dematerialised> monocles and all
26:00 <faux> - gentlemen + cunts
26:00 <Doodle> :o
26:00 <dematerialised> that's so rude
26:00 <Doodle> scusemeluv
26:00 <dematerialised> kids these days
26:00 <dematerialised> i swear
26:00 <Doodle> by the moon and the stars and the sky
27:00 <faux> Lmao
27:00 <faux> ill be there
27:00 <Doodle> heheee
27:00 <faux> For better or wurst
27:00 <faux> Til def do us part
27:00 <faux> - chez
27:00 <Doodle> looool
27:00 <Doodle> omg
27:00 <Serenity> there was a man across trhe rd from our old place who had the loudest sneeze
27:00 <Doodle> i went there the other night faux
27:00 <Serenity> it was full on old man RARRRHOOOO
27:00 <Doodle> her SISTER was there
27:00 <faux> Lolol
28:00 <Doodle> lol h8 that sezz
28:00 <Doodle> omg i hadnt seen her in 5yrs
28:00 <Doodle> she is a yob 2
28:00 <faux> My mum sneezes so loud and wheb i was younger we used to laugh at her
28:00 <faux> Now i sneeze like her
28:00 <faux> .
28:00 <faux> like my lung flies out
28:00 <faux> And i have to swalow it
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Doodle> inconvenient
28:00 <faux> Is her name tez
28:00 <faux> tez n chez
29:00 <Doodle> lol no its wendy
29:00 <faux> Oh
29:00 <Serenity> good old wezza
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cartoon - Bendy Wendy the Man.mp3 (7.55MB 128kbps Stereo 8:14)
29:00 <faux> lmaooo
29:00 <faux> why.
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <faux> ffs for the first time ib ages my nails grew and were al a nice length 
29:00 <Doodle> ace ppl just yobbo as fkery
29:00 <faux> Now 3 have broken
29:00 <faux> Fu
29:00 <Doodle> i have 10 broken toes
30:00 <Doodle> well no but it feels like it
30:00 <faux> im such a spoilt brat i made dad paint my toenails 
30:00 <faux> Lmao
30:00 <Serenity> my tail bone feels broken
30:00 <faux> im like PLS I JUST WANNA FEEL PRETTY
30:00 <Doodle> its ok my dad does mine 2
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <faux> Aw
30:00 <Serenity> rofll
30:00 <faux> mayb he can do mine
30:00 <faux> Andmy nails
30:00 <faux> ;)
30:00 <Doodle> ur ok sezz
30:00 <Doodle> filth
30:00 <Doodle> he burnt his eye today
30:00 <Doodle> .
31:00 <Serenity> u wot
31:00 <Serenity> how
31:00 <faux> Did he see yr mom naked
31:00 <Doodle> welding
31:00 <Doodle> LOL
31:00 <faux> lolollolslolzozl
31:00 <Doodle> no
31:00 <Doodle> not for yrs
31:00 <faux> Oh
31:00 <Serenity> why wasnt he wearing a mask
31:00 <Doodle> he was
31:00 <Doodle> it went up under it
31:00 <faux> a plastic one
31:00 <faux> Lmao
31:00 <Serenity> unlucky
31:00 <Doodle> i'll still die before him
31:00 <faux> Ok im laughing which is terrible is e ok
31:00 <faux> Hi ash
31:00 <Doodle> he is fine
31:00 <faux> oh good i can continue laughing
32:00 <Serenity> it'll just give him something to sook about for the next 3 weeks
32:00 <Serenity> driving your mum mental
32:00 <Doodle> lol its ok i;m too busy to listen to him now
32:00 <Tiggier> haai
32:00 <faux> Good maybe shell kick him out and e can come stay w me
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> he doesnt like syd
33:00 <faux> Oh
33:00 <Doodle> or cities in general
33:00 <faux> We wont work then
33:00 <Doodle> der
33:00 <faux> too bad so sad
33:00 <Doodle> plus he's 75
33:00 <faux> i will neber be ur new mom
33:00 <Doodle> whats the opposite of a pedo
34:00 <faux> odep
34:00 <Doodle> lol ur an odep
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Doodle> poor old ppl
34:00 <faux> lma
34:00 <faux> O
34:00 <Doodle> so innocent
34:00 <faux> Itsnjust pedo backwards ok
34:00 <Doodle> then BAM faux comes along and molests them
34:00 <faux> Only the hot ones
34:00 <Tiggier> I odep
34:00 <Doodle> next thing they know theyre hitting the accelerator instead of the brake in their camry
34:00 <Doodle> and going through a shop window
34:00 <faux> no u pedo
35:00 <Tiggier> I am eating a chicken kebab
35:00 <faux> camry? Are they Indian? 
35:00 <Doodle> no old ppl drive camrys
35:00 <Doodle> i drove one today
36:00 <faux> Indians in syd drivr camrys
36:00 <faux> Also my grandfather drives one
36:00 <faux> Lolllll
36:00 <Serenity> indians drive those fucking delica people movers
36:00 <faux> But now dad drices it
36:00 <Serenity> with like 12 generations of people in them
36:00 <faux> Its also gold 
37:00 <Doodle> hahaha
37:00 <Doodle> everyone loves a delica spacegear
37:00 <Doodle> oop
37:00 <Doodle> s
37:00 <Serenity> seriously every single one i see here is full of massive indian families
37:00 <Doodle> indians here drive commodores
37:00 <faux> everyone loves a delica spacegear
37:00 <Serenity> covered in finger prints
37:00 <Doodle> cos theyre trying to fit in
37:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <faux> weird
37:00 <Doodle> currydores
37:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <Doodle> and falcoons
38:00 <Serenity> buut buut buut
38:00 <faux> ehehehe
38:00 <Doodle> buttttttttt
38:00 <faux> piz
38:00 <faux> Pix
38:00 <faux> of yr butss
38:00 <Doodle> pergz
38:00 <Doodle> (_|_)
38:00 <Serenity> yeah doodle show us ya butt
38:00 <Doodle> (_*_)
39:00 <Doodle> (_((()))_)
39:00 <Serenity> jeepers
39:00 <Doodle> (_(((((())))))_)
39:00 <Doodle> (_((((((  ))))))_)
39:00 <Doodle> (_((((((     ))))))_)
39:00 <Doodle> (_((((((   hi  ))))))_)
40:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/4GplHqk.png
40:00 <faux> Lmao
40:00 <faux> Ok goatse
40:00 <Serenity> asshole like an open grave...
40:00 <Serenity> lold 4 daiz
40:00 <Doodle> lmao
41:00 <Doodle> d butthole of a rare snowlake
41:00 <Doodle> f
41:00 <faux> LOL
41:00 <Doodle> cold, but hot
42:00 <Serenity> gah gotta go get ant in a min
42:00 <Serenity> cbf
43:00 <Doodle> i'll do it
44:00 <Doodle> we'll do skidz all the way home
44:00 <Serenity> he will like that
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <Doodle> jack does
44:00 <Serenity> haha
44:00 <Doodle> dont tell his mum
44:00 <Serenity> i do em out the drive way and ant loses it lol
44:00 <Doodle> haha
44:00 <amsy> lmao @ scaring buttholes completely shut
44:00 <Doodle> my mum never did skids in her kingswood when i was a kid
44:00 <Doodle> weak
45:00 <Serenity> weakkk asss
45:00 <Tiggier> amsy!
45:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos
45:00 <Tiggier> how far are you in fallout 4
45:00 <Doodle> i did skids in dads when i was old enough tho
45:00 <amsy> hello
45:00 <thestig> hi
45:00 <Tiggier> hai
45:00 <Doodle> some say
45:00 <Doodle> etc
45:00 <Doodle> 2 tired
46:00 <faux> U say yes
46:00 <faux> I say no
46:00 <faux> U say stop
46:00 <thestig> that he sent his dic pic to maurice
46:00 <zaim> i say YES!
46:00 <faux> I still say no
46:00 <faux> U SAY GOODBYE
46:00 <faux> AND I SAY helooo zaim
46:00 <thestig> okkk
46:00 <Serenity> some day he can lift am army tank with his nipples and that he can knock out a goose with his testicles
47:00 <zaim> hiiiiiiiiii faux.
47:00 <Serenity> all we know is...
47:00 <Serenity> HE IS THE STIG
47:00 <thestig> hi
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> freaks
48:00 <Serenity> ok i better go get this kid
48:00 <Doodle> i should do things 2
48:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
48:00 <faux> Losers
48:00 <faux> hi stiffy
54:00 <faux> U say gooooodbyeeeee
54:00 <faux> And  i say helllooo
54:00 <faux> helo hello
54:00 <^pilot^> hey sezz
54:00 <^pilot^> hey rob
54:00 <^pilot^> ZAIM my pyromanical little one 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
55:00 <ShadowLurker> homeward bound
01:00 <Serenity> khello
02:00 <zaim> ish it me you're looking for?
08:00 <stebie> yes
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
23:00 <Tiggier> I reccomend not spending your money on the new battlefront straight away
27:00 <Tiggier> hai amelia n nerdygirl
29:00 <amelia> sup
30:00 <Zade> hello amelia
30:00 <amelia> wots goin down Zade
34:00 <Zade> yeah not much, how about yourself?
34:00 <amelia> jus takin it easy
34:00 <amelia> make some stir fry soon
36:00 <Zade> nice one
43:00 <MrMark> boo
43:00 <grem> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETpNL_LaIc
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Twin Turbo Cummins PRANK! #DieselDave Rolls Coal! Views: 3,113,749 Uploader: DieselSellerz Uploaded: Apr 2, 2013 Duration: 2m43s Rating: 3.94
45:00 <couleurs> Ok
47:00 <stebie> ole
06:00 <faux> For Doodle https://youtu.be/v34w65U98gI
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Le Roi Lion - Hakuna Matata Views: 3,182,705 Uploader: Disney FR Uploaded: Dec 4, 2014 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.59
08:00 <stebieeeeee> KAOSS
08:00 <stebieeeeee> u horny?
08:00 <stebieeeeee> yes/no
09:00 <KAOSS> LOL
09:00 <KAOSS> kneeeeees
09:00 <KAOSS> u rat fuck
09:00 <stebieeeeee> stebie
09:00 <KAOSS> speaking of rats wheres shado
09:00 <stebieeeeee> wanna suck daddys cock?
09:00 <KAOSS> that cocksniffer
09:00 <stebieeeeee> get ON YA FKN KNEES SON
10:00 <stebieeeeee> shado
10:00 <stebieeeeee> lol
10:00 <KAOSS> change ya nick wanka
10:00 <wOrMs> u fkd?
11:00 <partay> oh its retard hour
11:00 <KAOSS> u disabled?
11:00 <KAOSS> u like that bub
11:00 <KAOSS> ?
11:00 <KAOSS> that first slap was free
11:00 <wOrMs> partay
11:00 <wOrMs> [20:41:23] <partay> dad's shit himself again brb guys
11:00 <wOrMs> k
11:00 <wOrMs> hb
12:00 <KAOSS> LOL
12:00 <KAOSS> wow
12:00 <KAOSS> over 40 users
12:00 <KAOSS> most which are prob bots
12:00 <wOrMs> lol
12:00 <KAOSS> and no1 speaks
12:00 <wOrMs> irc fkn dead
12:00 <KAOSS> lol
12:00 <wOrMs> we clear
13:00 <KAOSS> irc died 5 years ago bub
13:00 <wOrMs> stebie still here tho bub
13:00 <KAOSS> lollllllllllllll
13:00 <wOrMs> and ^matty^
13:00 <wOrMs> lolllllllllll
13:00 <wOrMs> @ matty
13:00 <KAOSS> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <KAOSS> @ that stoner fk
13:00 <wOrMs> puts status'es up every day of him checking into train station
13:00 <KAOSS> still sucking off carlton for free membership
13:00 <wOrMs> +s
13:00 <KAOSS> rat fkl
13:00 <wOrMs> around melbourne
14:00 <wOrMs> [20:43:52] <Abortion> i'm pregnant :(
14:00 <wOrMs> ahk
14:00 <KAOSS> LOL
14:00 <wOrMs> cool
14:00 <KAOSS> !
14:00 <KAOSS> u still horny for leece bub
14:00 <KAOSS> lecce bub
14:00 <KAOSS> ?
14:00 <wOrMs> u blowing hellas verona?
15:00 <KAOSS> neg
15:00 <KAOSS> speaking of homos
15:00 <KAOSS> sup shadowlurker
15:00 <KAOSS> still lurking for cock mate?
15:00 <wOrMs> lollllllllllll
15:00 <wOrMs> [20:45:49] ShadowLurker has been idle 1hr 20mins 16secs - blowing dad for his loose change
15:00 <wOrMs> ahk
16:00 <KAOSS> makes sense
16:00 <KAOSS> kunt hasnt had a job in 10 years
16:00 <KAOSS> since he was fired from maccas for stealing frozen fries
16:00 <wOrMs> lol
17:00 <KAOSS> rekt
17:00 <wOrMs> then he worked in the taxi industry .. quit cause he couldnt fit in the cab
17:00 <KAOSS> <^matty^> sup
17:00 <KAOSS> <LTZRDE> sup homo
17:00 <KAOSS> <^matty^> nm u
17:00 <KAOSS> <LTZRDE> nothing
17:00 <KAOSS> <LTZRDE> u still supporting those blue mutts
17:00 <KAOSS> <^matty^> yes i am
17:00 <KAOSS> LOL
17:00 <KAOSS> !
18:00 <KAOSS> pretty sure he dated shado
18:00 <KAOSS> for abit
18:00 <KAOSS> lol @ mundine on the verdict
18:00 <KAOSS> talkin islam
18:00 <KAOSS> that fkn abo
19:00 <KAOSS> ask plz worms
19:00 <KAOSS> honesty is crucial
19:00 <KAOSS> or u will be cockslapped back to fiji
20:00 <KAOSS> CUNT
20:00 <KAOSS> CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS
20:00 <wOrMs> FKOFFFFFF
21:00 <Tiggier> .
22:00 <TheRiddler> wut idiots
22:00 <couleurs> :P
23:00 <faux> Who is that
23:00 <faux> I got a pm saying hi bub
24:00 <faux> Pk
24:00 <faux> Ok*
24:00 <couleurs> idk idc 
24:00 <couleurs> idgaf
24:00 <couleurs> diaf
24:00 <couleurs> smdh
24:00 <partay> Hi bub 
24:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure it's other fred guy and his friend
24:00 <TheRiddler> fredbert
24:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like them
24:00 <partay> yep
24:00 <TheRiddler> they come in pairs
25:00 <Serenity> kaos is steve
25:00 <Serenity> worms is ben
25:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
25:00 <stebie> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> which steve n which ben
25:00 <stebie> steve and ben
25:00 <Serenity> i literally just said
25:00 <stebie> fgts from yesteryear
25:00 <stebie> i know... i wasn't answering
25:00 <stebie> i was reminiscing
25:00 <stebie> gosh
26:00 <stebie> :P
26:00 <Serenity> not you shoosh
26:00 <partay> their real names are kneel and bob 
26:00 <stebie> oh
26:00 <TheRiddler> no I mean there's a couple of bens on here
26:00 <TheRiddler> you mean waix
26:00 <Serenity> no i dont
26:00 <Serenity> i mean worms
26:00 <Serenity> this is old school ircers
26:00 <TheRiddler> oh
26:00 <TheRiddler> is steve the 1 that pretend to be a cat or the other
26:00 <stebie> another steve
26:00 <TheRiddler> see
27:00 <TheRiddler> threre's more than 1 of each
27:00 <stebie> you're thinking of crackychan
27:00 <TheRiddler> because I was thinking waix n cracky
27:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
27:00 <Serenity> if you were old school irc
27:00 <Serenity> you'd now them by their nicks
27:00 <stebie> i'm just old
27:00 <Serenity> they are kaos and worms lol i dont know how else to explain it
27:00 <Maurice> I'm old school but I don't remember fuck all
27:00 <TheRiddler> I probably did but I dont remember
27:00 <TheRiddler> forgot even
27:00 <faux> Too irrels
27:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <Serenity> Knees steve TheRiddler
28:00 <faux> is Steve the knees dude that boned mels ass
28:00 <Serenity> you should know who he is
28:00 <TheRiddler> so when you said ben n steve I thought those 2
28:00 <stebie> Maurice, life's better that way
28:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
28:00 <Serenity> knees steve didnt bone mel
28:00 <Serenity> cracky boned mel
28:00 <TheRiddler> he was cool
28:00 <faux> Didnt he fuck her ass
28:00 <Serenity> that was pete
28:00 <Maurice> Telling me
28:00 <TheRiddler> or was I thinking of that other 1
28:00 <faux> Ahhh
28:00 <stebie> lol
28:00 <stebie> j00cy
28:00 <faux> jesus
28:00 <TheRiddler> umm
28:00 <Serenity> lol he was a fucking moron
28:00 <faux> so many people
28:00 <Serenity> looped out pill head
29:00 <TheRiddler> the smsfun guy 1
29:00 <stebie> it's like a jerry springer episode
29:00 <TheRiddler> because he did the knees thing too
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Serenity> ah no the knees thing was our thing if anyone else did it theywere just copying lol
30:00 <stebie> COYBIB
30:00 <TheRiddler> he was a perth guy that move overseas
30:00 <TheRiddler> I think
30:00 <Serenity> no kaos is from melbourne
30:00 <TheRiddler> I forget his nick
30:00 <Serenity> hes a wog who drives a black clubsport
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm talking the other guy lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> he created a txting thing and became rich from it
31:00 <Serenity> no idea
31:00 <TheRiddler> too rich to be on irc lol
32:00 <Maurice> If I was rich I'd come on here just to rub it in
32:00 <Maurice> I'd irc from my throne
32:00 <partay> Maurice id fan you and feed you grapes 
32:00 <Maurice> Whilst wearing my diamond tiara
33:00 <partay> and nothing eslse
33:00 <Maurice> Ok but they need to be seedless grapes
33:00 <partay> give you head on command 
33:00 <Maurice> Well that escalated at a moderate pace
33:00 <Serenity> id take photos of me laying in money and show everyone
33:00 <simba> TheRiddler got pwned on Know Your IRC Pesonality
33:00 <simba> Serenity won 
33:00 <TheRiddler> I think his nick started with M
33:00 <Serenity> only becauwse i used to talk to steve all day every day for like 2 years
34:00 <Serenity> and bens just a worthless clingon
34:00 <TheRiddler> they're probably lovers now
34:00 <simba> no need 2 rub it in 
37:00 <TheRiddler> star wars battlefront is not as fun as bf 4
42:00 <simba> well start playing smash
42:00 <simba> these third person hollywood shooters arent getting any better u know theyre just getting more expensive
51:00 <Serenity> if i spewed right now it would be like mashed potato soft serve
54:00 <TheDarkTruth> that sounds disgustingly delicious.. 
55:00 <TheRiddler> why is that?
57:00 <Doodle> because of all the pineapple she has eaten obv
58:00 <Serenity> loloolol doodle <3
58:00 <Doodle> hihihi <3
58:00 <Abortion> shit how'd word get out about my pregnancy
59:00 <Serenity> we can smell it on you
59:00 <Abortion> I'm the first recorded case of male pregnancy
59:00 <Abortion> I was hoping to keep it secret
00:00 <partay> Who would have thought Mt Isa was the hot chick capital
01:00 <partay> I was there for 3 days last week... and by jingo the hot to not ratio was high
11:00 <partay> here's trouble 
21:00 <Kynetic> sup
31:00 <Serenity> pus
34:00 <Serenity> :o
34:00 <Serenity> I reckon im gonna treat myself to a new piercing when i lose some morr weight
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> another clit bar? ;)
35:00 <Serenity> yeah wanna get it redone
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> does that shit hurt
36:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder how old this king is
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> when it's done
36:00 <TheRiddler> ashleighxtrinity do watch GoT
36:00 <Serenity> nah didnt hurt when i had it the first tike
36:00 <TheRiddler> or read even
36:00 <Serenity> time**
36:00 <TheRiddler> +you
36:00 <Serenity> i didnt even know itd been done tbh
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i do TheRiddler
36:00 <TheRiddler> how old is tom lanister
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> is there new eps?
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nfi
36:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching season 5
37:00 <TheRiddler> he's the king after joffery
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> oh. i dunno, 20?
37:00 <TheRiddler> I think joffery was meant to be 13/15 in the books
37:00 <TheRiddler> and tom is younger than him
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> but they do sex stuff don't they
38:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
38:00 <TheRiddler> he just slept with that woman
39:00 <TheRiddler> margary
39:00 <TheRiddler> +e
43:00 <TheRiddler> he's 12 in the show
43:00 <TheRiddler> or someone claims
02:00 <Maurice> Why can't you
02:00 <slower> lol
02:00 <slower> walk on your hands?
13:00 <partay> Maurice's pierced vag looks great
14:00 <Crispy> hey hey
15:00 <Crispy> any one alive
15:00 <partay> no
15:00 <Crispy> oh zombies is it
15:00 <Crispy> i guess that means i should run
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
18:00 <Crispy> argh crap brb
20:00 <Crispy> yay back
28:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I thought you might like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwxnVZ4el0Q&feature=youtu.be
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35:00 <Crispy> oh sorry
35:00 <Crispy> did my thing just say auto away
36:00 <Skirmish> Nope
37:00 <Crispy> oh good
40:00 <Serenity> gayyss
43:00 <Crispy> rightio\
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