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20:00 <Crispy> chur
00:00 <British^Meat> If simba was a pokemon he'd be a squirtle
00:00 <Serenity> ohh do me do me
02:00 <British^Meat> ummmm
02:00 <British^Meat> im not great with pokemon
02:00 <British^Meat> but probably a bulbasar
03:00 <British^Meat> is that it?
08:00 <simba> zazazqazaza
08:00 <faux> zazazqazaza
17:00 <simba> Relationship Memes
18:00 <British^Meat> Recovery on ABC
19:00 <British^Meat> used to be my saturday mornings
19:00 <simba> what on where
19:00 <British^Meat> Recovery on ABC
20:00 <simba> Excuse Me
20:00 <British^Meat> no
20:00 <simba> roger whittaker - feelings
21:00 <Serenity> i guess i could be a bulbasaur
22:00 <simba> teh king of salt 
25:00 <simba> ella23 and i are now dating
31:00 <faux> oh god gross this book im reading... wahh.. some dude cut this chicks skin off and ate it
31:00 <faux> :'(
32:00 <faux> stopppp
32:00 <Serenity> uhhh
32:00 <thestig> maybe he wanted to be skinny
32:00 <faux> soxjxosms
32:00 <simba> wireless is so fucking slow
32:00 <Serenity> oh jesus
32:00 <simba> British^Meat https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12311043_1028469303883253_433399636536145086_n.jpg?oh=8c66cca176b88b623ad79adc7e877052&oe=56EAB673
32:00 <faux> “Don’t you get it, Teddy Mack? It’s the reason we let you in this afternoon. The reason you’re going to the prison tonight. Your client’s from the planet Neptune. He cut the girl’s skin away, and then he ate it.”
33:00 <faux> this gave me goosebumps 
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> :'(
33:00 <Serenity> D:
33:00 <faux> melee memes
34:00 <faux> why am i still awake 
34:00 <Serenity> iunno
34:00 <faux> probs cos my dad made me eat carots tomatoes nncucumbers with him at midnight
34:00 <faux> he was legit ready for a party and im like gp away im tired
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Serenity> haha
34:00 <faux> now hes snoring and im wide awake
35:00 <faux> turd
35:00 <faux> me fams going movies tomorrow and they want me to go but im soso anxious
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> habent been in years and idk how ill cope. the thought freaks me out
35:00 <Maurice> The important question is
35:00 <Maurice> To see what?
35:00 <faux> idk
36:00 <faux> didnt ask cos i was too busy hyperventilating
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Maurice> I'm hanging for the new Will Ferrell and Marky Mark movie
36:00 <faux> looo
36:00 <faux> i saw a trailer
36:00 <faux> idk how good itll be though
36:00 <thestig> what is it called
36:00 <Maurice> Daddys Home
36:00 <faux> markymark has become anoying now
36:00 <Maurice> Don't try looking for a torrent, you get porn
37:00 <Serenity> its called hi im will a big fluffy headed dope whos not funny
37:00 <faux> shut up you loved get hard
37:00 <faux> !
37:00 <simba> Two Meatheads Wasting Your Money
37:00 <Maurice> THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <Serenity> loved is a strong word
37:00 <Maurice> Get Hard was great
37:00 <thestig> marky mark is awesome
37:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME
37:00 <Maurice> I also want to see the new Rebel movie
38:00 <faux> what is it
38:00 <Maurice> How To Be Single
38:00 <faux> be rebel wilson
38:00 <faux> LOL jk
38:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytTzLXX2Hek
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to Be Single Official Trailer #1 (2016) - Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson Comedy HD Views: 757,563 Uploader: Movieclips Trailers Uploaded: Nov 18, 2015 Duration: 2m19s Rating: 4.74
38:00 <faux> i love her fathead
38:00 <Serenity> god im legit about to fart my liver out
38:00 <simba> good another movie where people can get a whole bunch of screenshots of her eating
38:00 <Maurice> When I saw Pitch Perfect 2 and she apologised for crop dusting, I lost it
38:00 <simba> and be like GOALS.
39:00 <Maurice> Some guys like watching chicks eat
39:00 <Maurice> Haven't you ever seen Jerry Springer
39:00 <Serenity> i like watching me ea5
39:00 <Serenity> eat
39:00 <Serenity> i had one of ants cupcakes before i may die
40:00 <simba> ant cupcake
41:00 <faux> LMAO
41:00 <faux> IS THAT TOM HANKS FROM CAST AWAY 
41:00 <faux> Hahahahhhahahhahahahaa ffuck
41:00 <faux> id watch that
41:00 <Maurice> If you use an emoticon I will tit punch you
41:00 <faux> although i cant take dakota slut seriously after 50 shades of shit
41:00 <Maurice> Emjoi
41:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
41:00 <Maurice> Emoji
41:00 <faux> Emjoi
42:00 <thestig> Emoji
42:00 <Maurice> My fingers are backwards, ok
42:00 <simba> why did u see 40 shades of gray
42:00 <Maurice> And nobody took her serious in 50 shades either
42:00 <Serenity> maurice did u see the pic of lil and her cousin
42:00 <Serenity> her cousins 17 almost 18 lol
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah wtf is with her height
42:00 <Maurice> Lils that is
42:00 <Serenity> hahha
42:00 <Maurice> BITCH
42:00 <Serenity> yooge
43:00 <Serenity> the bmo dress is womens size
44:00 <faux> i lold at tge caption
44:00 <Maurice> I like BMO
44:00 <faux> i was like HEBEEHHEEBEHEHEHEHEEHE KESS
44:00 <faux> .
44:00 <Serenity> haha i thought you might
54:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/TB12WNl
54:00 <faux> yum
55:00 <ella23> faux honey thats me.
55:00 <faux> nice
55:00 <faux> shes beautifuls
55:00 <ella23> yeah i know :))
56:00 <ella23> them photoshop feels.
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> dont be a Debbie downer
56:00 <faux> ffff its so humid im melting
56:00 <ella23> lol
56:00 <faux> i need wind pls
56:00 <ella23> i need weed pls.
57:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
58:00 <ella23> fuck ye
59:00 <simba> i'll sell you some
59:00 <simba> in adelaide
59:00 <ella23> haha ur not ven in adelaide..
59:00 <faux> smooooooth
00:00 <simba> arent i
00:00 <ella23> fuck yeah haha
01:00 <simba> almost every @ is from outside melb
01:00 <simba> cos everyone knows the people are actually ###FRIED$$$
01:00 <faux> mm fried
01:00 <faux> i want fried cheese
01:00 <faux> camembert
01:00 <faux> yep
02:00 <simba> haloumi
02:00 <ella23> na
02:00 <ella23> colbie!
02:00 <faux> nope
02:00 <faux> fried camemert or gtfo
02:00 <faux> tysm
02:00 <faux> +b
02:00 <simba> smooth
02:00 <faux> smsd
03:00 <faux> ok im gonna go read some more and try to sleep finally its like 5 hours past me bed time
03:00 <faux> nini :*
04:00 <simba> Bye.
04:00 <simba> tor thomas muller
05:00 <thestig> it is so colldd
05:00 <thestig> i should turn aircon off
05:00 <simba> turn it uip
05:00 <simba> up
06:00 <Serenity> mines still on
06:00 <thestig> i would freeezeee
09:00 <Maurice> I'm sitting here in a hoodie
09:00 <Maurice> You bunch of pussies
12:00 <simba> r u from perth Maurice
13:00 <Maurice> No
13:00 <simba> WhEre
16:00 <thestig> lol
17:00 <Maurice> Where what
17:00 <Maurice> Sorry, WhEre
18:00 <simba> where are you from knobnews
18:00 <Maurice> Somewhere colder than Perth
18:00 <simba> ooooh, chimpanzee that
24:00 <British^Meat> darwin
25:00 <thestig> simba trihex is on
26:00 <simba> is he playing
26:00 <simba> i actually prefer listening 2 him talk shit
27:00 <simba> mario maker is good shet
28:00 <thestig> he isnt playing atm
31:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i need a 3ds
32:00 <simba> Who Doesnt
32:00 <simba> buy my old 1
33:00 <Serenity> nah
33:00 <simba> i need 2 beat super mario bros 3, i think faux owned it and ive still never passed world 2 and im actually trying now
36:00 <Maurice> One of my kids put 3ds on his xmas list, coz god forbid he should use his brothers
36:00 <Maurice> And like fuck is he getting one
39:00 <dematerialised> bitches aint shiiiiiiit
39:00 <dematerialised> so lick my balls
39:00 <dematerialised> and suck my diiiiick
39:00 <simba> but brothers dont share
39:00 <simba> he wants his own Nintendo ID
39:00 <Maurice> He has his own DS
40:00 <Maurice> It's just not 3d
40:00 <simba> m8 they were replace d in like 2009
41:00 <dematerialised> the only reason that you're lonelyyyyyy
41:00 <dematerialised> is that you're fatngay
41:00 <Maurice> Considering they didn't get them until after 09, I doubt it
42:00 <simba> yea the ds was outdated then
42:00 <simba> buy all the 3ds'
42:00 <simba> and be the best moms
42:00 <Serenity> ive got one of the very first ds'
42:00 <Maurice> I'm not a mom and no
43:00 <Maurice> They don't even use half the shit they have
43:00 <Maurice> I still have my see through game boy somewhere
43:00 <simba> youre not a mom but you have kids
43:00 <simba> pls explain
43:00 <Maurice> I'm a mum
43:00 <Maurice> No wait
43:00 <Maurice> They're my husbands kids to his first marriage
44:00 <simba> oh
44:00 <simba> do they call you mom
44:00 <Serenity> dis iz straya m8
44:00 <Serenity> stop beeyun a fkn dikhed
45:00 <simba> This Is The Internet.
45:00 <simba> 1.5v
45:00 <Maurice> No, they call me by my given name
45:00 <simba> Sally?
45:00 <thestig> murry?
45:00 <Maurice> Yah
45:00 <Serenity> John
45:00 <Maurice> To both
45:00 <dematerialised> why dont girls see the inside?
45:00 <dematerialised> oh they do
45:00 <thestig> Jesus?
45:00 <dematerialised> and they see, that you're still fat and gay
45:00 <Maurice> Heyseus
45:00 <simba> Yehoshua
46:00 <Serenity> i need to get some rechargable batteries
47:00 <thestig> lol
48:00 <Maurice> I bet
48:00 <Serenity> excuse me dont be rude
49:00 <Maurice> Me, rude? Never
50:00 <Serenity> my best bob plugs into the wall
51:00 <Maurice> My wevibe has shocking battery life lately
51:00 <Serenity> mines broken :(
51:00 <thestig> soz batteries make me laugh
52:00 <Maurice> Thats a sad day :(
52:00 <simba> Outlet Elitist
52:00 <Serenity> it turns on but as soon as you put any pressure on it it turns off
52:00 <Serenity> so somethings broken inside
52:00 <Maurice> Story of my life..
53:00 <dematerialised> pardon me can someone please validate my existence
53:00 <dematerialised> i mean parking ticket
54:00 <onepointfivevolt> are you using a wilson car park
54:00 <dematerialised> no CPP
56:00 <Serenity> no i wont
56:00 <dematerialised> :
56:00 <dematerialised> (
11:00 <simba> )
39:00 <simba> http://www.twitch.tv/dreamhacksmash
41:00 <ella23> alright gooodnight motherlickers :)
41:00 <Maurice> Night man
41:00 <dematerialised> night dude
42:00 <ella23> why are you's calling me man and dude?
42:00 <dematerialised> no reason j dog
42:00 <Maurice> Do you prefer to be called sweetie or hun?
44:00 <Maurice> Guess not
01:00 <ninevolt> hey who is watching leffen vs duck>
02:00 <ninevolt> go DUCK!
08:00 <simba> just 8 pizza
09:00 <dematerialised> how was it
09:00 <dematerialised> was it everything you dreamed of and more
12:00 <dematerialised> http://pinkguy.bandcamp.com/track/kill-yourself
54:00 <simba> LEICESTER CITY
03:00 <simba> villager
25:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/miCCCP/videos/741989739236521/
27:00 <Skirmish> Well this is worse than yesterday. Nothing going on in ere. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Morning ashleighxtrinity
08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Skirmish :)
34:00 <Skirmish> So ...
49:00 <faux> So ...
51:00 <Doodle> what are u wearing
52:00 <faux> Trackies
53:00 <faux> Putin makes my lady parts tingly
53:00 <Doodle> pix from the waist up pls
53:00 <Doodle> gross
53:00 <Doodle> bonerkill
53:00 <faux> every quote i read
53:00 <faux> im like
53:00 <faux> hng.
53:00 <Doodle> vom
54:00 <faux> dont be rude 
54:00 <faux> id let him invade my cuntry
55:00 <Doodle> .
55:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/JaMZDO1
56:00 <faux> how isnt this the hottest thing ever
57:00 <Doodle> lol he sounds like tony abbott
57:00 <Serenity> hes such a hard cunt that putin
57:00 <Doodle> we will shurtfrunt u m8
57:00 <faux> who eveb knows if thosw quotes are legit
57:00 <thestig> lewis hamilton didnt shake his hand 
57:00 <faux> still hot
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Serenity> except that tony abbot is a blithering moron
57:00 <Doodle> yeah if lewis doesnt approve niether do i
57:00 <faux> agreed
57:00 <thestig> lol
57:00 <Doodle> plus putin made him wear a silly hat
57:00 <faux> he even has poo in his name
57:00 <faux> what a legend
58:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure he did say it tho faux it was on da nooz
58:00 <Doodle> slash murderer
58:00 <faux> nice
58:00 <Serenity> they get it right 80% of the time
58:00 <faux> haha
58:00 <faux> i like assertive men
59:00 <Doodle> shut up
59:00 <faux> pussies make me feel ill
59:00 <faux> what
59:00 <Serenity> id let him pursue my airport
59:00 <Serenity> just saying
59:00 <Doodle> i'm being assertive
59:00 <Doodle> bitch
59:00 <faux> no thats just rude 
59:00 <Doodle> oh ok
59:00 <faux> smash ya fukn hed in
59:00 <Doodle> i'm just a beginner
59:00 <Doodle> :(
59:00 <faux> phew
59:00 <Serenity> fite u irl
59:00 <faux> ive pooped like a trooper today
59:00 <faux> and its only 1pm
59:00 <Doodle> ffs
00:00 <faux> excited t see whats in store for the rest of the day
00:00 <Serenity> omg i swear to god i farted literally 1200 times last night
00:00 <faux> rofl
00:00 <Serenity> these lollies i bought.. never again
00:00 <faux> me too
00:00 <Doodle> its like u want me to leave
00:00 <faux> dad was like um
00:00 <Serenity> toughen up princess
00:00 <faux> can you fucking not
00:00 <faux> he thought it was thundering
00:00 <faux> im like nope just me
01:00 <faux> dad reckons women shoukdnt burp or fart
01:00 <Serenity> lolll
01:00 <faux> hes like can u leave that to the men
01:00 <Serenity> gtfo
01:00 <faux> im like can uou leave your mentality in the 1920s
01:00 <Serenity> did you fart on him
01:00 <faux> do u wantme to die
01:00 <faux> he would have buried me in the backyard
01:00 <Serenity> loool
01:00 <Doodle> lol faux i love it when u like the kardashians posts so they appear on my feed
01:00 <Doodle> theyre so fucking vapid its hilarious
02:00 <faux> ehehe
02:00 <faux> kourtneys pic
02:00 <faux> was pretty
02:00 <Doodle> I LIKE TREES
02:00 <Doodle> she should come over here during a bushfire
02:00 <Serenity> lol faux my comment in 2013
02:00 <Doodle> she'd love it
02:00 <faux> shes quite smart ok
02:00 <Doodle> yeah ok
02:00 <Serenity> I HOPE DAT VAPID BITCH FALZ IN DA SHOWR
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <faux> shes a good mom
02:00 <faux> :')
02:00 <Doodle> is that why she keeps banging and breaking up with the same loser
02:00 <Serenity> kourts hell smart
02:00 <Doodle> being a good mom
02:00 <Serenity> so is khloe actually
03:00 <Serenity> shes only broken up with scott once. she was with him for 11 years..
03:00 <faux> lol.
03:00 <Doodle> u realise everything you have seen of them is scripted
03:00 <Doodle> and edited
03:00 <Serenity> yes they scripted they'd be together for 11 years and break up in 2015
03:00 <Doodle> there is probably a team of publicists writing their fb posts
03:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <Serenity> y u so offended by dem bootays
04:00 <Doodle> hehee
04:00 <Doodle> i'm not offended
04:00 <faux> i love how tibywkourtneksy ins
04:00 <faux> wow
04:00 <faux> tiny kourtney is*
04:00 <faux> Also khloes butt is so not real i cant deal with how big its grown lol
05:00 <faux> from s1 til now
05:00 <faux> its like
05:00 <faux> from | to C
05:00 <Doodle> lol i'm looking at her past status updates
05:00 <Doodle> GYM
05:00 <Doodle> Hair
05:00 <Doodle> Food
05:00 <Serenity> i was watching one of the shows about her from a couple years ago
05:00 <Serenity> her face was so chubby
05:00 <Doodle> Sundays
05:00 <Serenity> hes lost so much weight
06:00 <Serenity> shes
06:00 <Doodle> Tonight!
06:00 <faux> yeah
06:00 <faux> her body is banging
06:00 <faux> they show her complex shoot
06:00 <faux> in te recent ep
06:00 <faux> i like how modest she is too
06:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <faux> kim isnlike YOU HAVE TO DO A SEXY SHOOT UR SO HOT NOW
07:00 <faux> And shes like
07:00 <faux> no.
07:00 <faux> im shy.
07:00 <faux> lol 
07:00 <Doodle> i'd rather go back to talking about farts
07:00 <faux> what about fartdashians
07:00 <Serenity> not with her fkn sisters shes not haha the ep of kournet and kim take miama i was watching they were having a competition to see whos vagina smells the best out of the 3 of them ROFL
07:00 <Doodle> heheee
07:00 <Serenity> they ate pineapple for like 5 days to see if it made a diff
07:00 <Doodle> ergh
07:00 <Doodle> pls
08:00 <Serenity> kim won btw
08:00 <Doodle> i'd beat them all
09:00 <Doodle> my vagina would smell like corned beef & pickles
09:00 <faux> but how does that not make her modest
09:00 <faux> ll
09:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <faux> also yum
10:00 <faux> i want a pineapple vagina
10:00 <Doodle> pff
10:00 <Doodle> amaeur
10:00 <Doodle> t
10:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <thestig> can make it fritter
11:00 <Serenity> wiping your vag smell on a towel so your sister can smell it isnt modest lol
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <thestig> loll
11:00 <faux> christ
11:00 <faux> VaG SMeLL
11:00 <faux> lmaoooooo
12:00 <onepointfivevolt> w-t-f.
12:00 <faux> kylie is def the most annoying 
12:00 <thestig> hi 1.5v
12:00 <onepointfivevolt> hi stiggy
12:00 <Serenity> i would legit kick my sister in the neck for even suggesting it lol
13:00 <faux> mines too small to be corrupted yet
13:00 <faux> and im glad
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <thestig> mine too
14:00 <faux> ill punch her inghe throat if she ever learns the words VaG SMeLL
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> snifffffffffffffffffff
15:00 <Doodle> speaking of vaginas
15:00 <Doodle> my cat is eating mince on the kitchen floor and it sounds absolutely revolting
15:00 <faux> ew.
15:00 <Doodle> slllp slllp
15:00 <faux> i hope hes using a plate
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <faux> ew ok
15:00 <faux> mince floor
15:00 <faux> stop it
15:00 <Doodle> he is a cat i'm not giving him a fucking plate
16:00 <faux> doesnt he have a bowl
16:00 <Doodle> if i put it in his bowl he just drags it out onto the floor
16:00 <faux> so your floor doesnt smell like fucking raw meat
16:00 <faux> im gagging
16:00 <Doodle> no i clean the floor lol
16:00 <Doodle> jeez
16:00 <Doodle> give me credit
16:00 <faux> k
16:00 <Doodle> and nudes
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <Doodle> 2 credits = 1 nude
17:00 <Doodle> speaking of nudes
17:00 <Doodle> hi amelia
17:00 <amelia> it was meant to be private ok
17:00 <amelia> hay
17:00 <Doodle> oopss
17:00 <Doodle> whats happening
18:00 <amelia> i am d.e.d
18:00 <Doodle> i see
18:00 <amelia> pls send halp
18:00 <Doodle> ok
18:00 <amelia> aka ben n jerrys iceyxream
18:00 <Doodle> oh right i knew that
19:00 <amelia> i dont care wot flavour
19:00 <faux> hai guise its meeh
19:00 <faux> just wanna remind u not to give up on ur dreamz
19:00 <amelia> ok i do care so jus send 9 buckets to be safe
19:00 <faux> like even if u wantz to
19:00 <Doodle> lol i saw that
19:00 <faux> just like dont
19:00 <Doodle> hahaha
19:00 <Doodle> fkn airhead
19:00 <amelia> wot
19:00 <faux> lmaooo
19:00 <Doodle> wot
19:00 <faux> kills me
19:00 <faux> eberh time
19:00 <faux> every
19:00 <Doodle> can i get a wot wot
20:00 <amelia> can i get ma mother fuckin iceycream
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <Doodle> its bad for u
20:00 <Doodle> rots ur brains
20:00 <couleurs> i'm bad
21:00 <amelia> you imply that i haf brain
21:00 <amelia> is the nicest thing you ever said @ me
21:00 <Doodle> i really need to start paying someone to shave my face
21:00 <Doodle> cbf
22:00 <Doodle> in my sleep preferably
22:00 <Doodle> that would be ACE
23:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TfvfPMx.jpg
23:00 <couleurs> me
24:00 <faux> ehaieh
24:00 <Skirmish> AAAAAAAAAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE
24:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
25:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/gallery/W5zwoyh
25:00 <faux> xm and his lesbians moms
26:00 <Doodle> pretty sure the person next door has been listening to the same song for over an hour
26:00 <Doodle> i can only hear the bassline and it hasnt changed
26:00 <faux> oh no
26:00 <faux> my neighbour had whitney houston on repeat all day one day
26:00 <faux> and the next day
26:00 <faux> she died
27:00 <faux> no joke
27:00 <Doodle> olawd
27:00 <Doodle> i dont think its whitney houston
27:00 <faux> rip to whoever your neighbour isnlistening to
27:00 <Doodle> oh
27:00 <couleurs> can u get her 2 lissen 2 adele
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> :*
27:00 <Doodle> i thought you meant ur neighbour died
27:00 <faux> (
27:00 <faux> no
27:00 <faux> whitney
27:00 <faux> ok
27:00 <Doodle> ok
27:00 <Doodle> settle down
27:00 <Doodle> jeez
27:00 <faux> im settled 
27:00 <faux> r u
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <faux> oh
28:00 <Doodle> i've never been settled
28:00 <Doodle> i want to move
28:00 <faux> maybe its the meat factory in your kitchen
28:00 <Doodle> ye
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <Doodle> its getting full
28:00 <faux> hot
28:00 <faux> timefor a bigger freezer
28:00 <Doodle> the cat can only eat so many ground up hookers
28:00 <Doodle> bigger house
28:00 <faux> gta irl 
28:00 <Doodle> i want to move to the beach
28:00 <faux> lord
28:00 <faux> me 2
29:00 <Doodle> no not shitty nsw beach
29:00 <Doodle> proper vic beach
29:00 <faux> pfft
29:00 <Doodle> where u get a STIFF breeze
29:00 <Doodle> from antarctica
29:00 <faux> la perouse is beautifuls
29:00 <Doodle> so is indented head m8
29:00 <faux> have u ever been to a nsw beach
29:00 <Doodle> of course not
29:00 <faux> then smd
29:00 <faux> tysm
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <Doodle> i'm just stirring
30:00 <Doodle> beaches here are shit
30:00 <Doodle> and freezing
31:00 <Skirmish> I used to life on a hill above La Perouse. 
32:00 <Skirmish> live*
32:00 <Doodle> i c
32:00 <Skirmish> My bedroom window had a lovely view of the cemetery. 
32:00 <Doodle> awes
33:00 <Skirmish> So huge it has streets. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Went to Matraville High. Not a great school. 
34:00 <Doodle> i took my 180sx through the cemetery here
34:00 <Doodle> woke the dead
34:00 <Skirmish> *crickets*
34:00 <Doodle> they all have streets
34:00 <Doodle> theyre just shit streets
35:00 <Doodle> esp if you're in a funeral procession
35:00 <Skirmish> I don't think you've seen a cemetery of this size. It's rather large. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Right beside botany bay so it's old. 
37:00 <Doodle> you might want to take a look at fawkner cemetery
38:00 <Skirmish> When I say streets, I mean ones with names. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Wallis Ave, Greg Taylor Ave. 
38:00 <Skirmish> 'So where is your nan buried? Oh, 74 Greg Taylor Ave. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Not just a bit of road to take you down to the Anglican section. 
40:00 <faux> all cemeteries have streets lol
40:00 <faux> how else you gonna know where theyre buried
40:00 <faux> speaking of i hope the scum who destroyed toombz in rookwood go to heck
41:00 <Skirmish> https://goo.gl/maps/BKLNFRTqUHp   <---- That was my house when I lived in Sydney. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Meeeeeemories. 
42:00 <faux> is thst a house or a shed
42:00 <Skirmish> House. The whole street used to be the same kind of homes. All Army houses. 
45:00 <faux> amelia irl http://imgur.com/dwVn05C
45:00 <Skirmish> lol
45:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHHA
45:00 <Skirmish> amelia LOVES the pumpkin stem.
46:00 <amelia> def not me cos its attached to sumfin ranga
46:00 <amelia> i would never allow it
46:00 <Skirmish> Yeah rangas are shifty. 
48:00 <Skirmish> After being so productive yesterday I have achieved nothing today.
49:00 <Skirmish> [13:40] <@faux> all cemeteries have streets lol   <--- Pretty sure the one here at Sandgate doesn't have streets with names. Just signs pointing out what religious section you're in so they don't mix the jews with the catholics. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah just looked. No street names. Not big enough I suppose. 
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <faux> but sheesh how would u find people
11:00 <Skirmish> I want a packet of cheese and onion chips. The stupid machine only takes $5 and $10 notes and the smallest I have is $20. #firstworldproblems
28:00 <couleurs> chip machine denied!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
36:00 <Skirmish> Maybe if I shake it like a british nanny a bag will fall out.
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did that once to a machine and literally everything almost came out lol
40:00 <British^Meat> snoop skirm sup
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey British^Meat not alot man just chilling while my son sleeps
41:00 <British^Meat> wife just left for work and im pretty much bored shitless
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol want my annoying wife lol
46:00 <TheRon> indecent proposal style?
47:00 <Skirmish> What is she doing that is annoying? 
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah British^Meat's wife just left for work and mine is annoying me lol
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> keeps on asking me to do things on a sunday ffs
48:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: Get fallout 4 and lose hours upon hours of your life in it.
48:00 <TheRon> get us a beer woman chop chop!
48:00 <British^Meat>  no and no
48:00 <Skirmish> Snoopys_Gunship: Ask her if she wants to be the poster child for domestic violence. If she keeps it up she will be. 
48:00 <British^Meat> i had a mad max sesh this morn, probably another one coming up
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol British^Meat and Skirmish nah man im not violent
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> too much to look forward to in the next 9 months... *touches nose*
50:00 <Skirmish> I'm not violent either but I tell my wife I am going to kick her in the face all the time.
50:00 <Skirmish> Distrats her and she starts getting all 'I'd kick your ass mr!' and she forgets what she was talking about originally.
50:00 <Skirmish> distracts*
51:00 <TheRon> she needs to know her role
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah mine would just kick my arse for the hell of it
51:00 <Skirmish> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> I am researching stuff to do in fallout 4 and when I go home and the mrs has left for work I am going to play it for 10 hours.
53:00 <TheRon> does the wife know about the gaming?
53:00 <British^Meat> yer sick of fallout 4
53:00 <British^Meat> fuck it with a pole
53:00 <British^Meat> ppl are goin nuts for it
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bbl son is awake
54:00 <TheRon> i'd vote for mr garrison
54:00 <TheRon> fuck em all to death
55:00 <Skirmish> Yes she knows about my gaming. It's my down time hobby.
55:00 <TheRon> and she still married you
56:00 <Skirmish> She promised to give me 'nag free time gaming' in her vows. I'm on a winner mate.
56:00 <TheRon> you're on a good wicket
57:00 <Skirmish> She's a great cook. Has cleaning OCD and leaves me alone to do my thing and does her own thing without dragging me along. I'm stoked. 
58:00 <Skirmish> I am going to try and rape this chip machine. bbs
59:00 <TheRon> give that chip machine a really good seeing to
59:00 <Skirmish> *nods*
00:00 <Skirmish> Fuck it right in the pussy!
02:00 <couleurs> http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=OPRAH15
02:00 <couleurs> the fuck?
09:00 <TheRon> don''t leave me high, don't leave me dry
11:00 <couleurs> :P
17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/mHp8pUJ.jpg
18:00 <Skirmish> Sweet chilli and sour cream Red Rock chippies babeh
19:00 <TheRon> prefer lime and cracked pepper
20:00 <TheRon> couleurs: tit pics or gtfo
22:00 <couleurs> Ok
25:00 <Skirmish> That was yummo
32:00 <couleurs> i got ice creame
45:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/dIiJ2Xc.gifv
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2pP7r4d.jpg
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/cT5e2Eu.gifv
49:00 <couleurs> B1 playing GTA:Old
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2pP7r4d.jpg
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Xkmjugu.gifv
55:00 <couleurs> HeHEheh
00:00 <onepointfivevolt> haha
03:00 <couleurs> Yea Boi
19:00 <dematerialised> good afternorming faggots
23:00 <couleurs> GaYBo
37:00 <Skirmish> Hey there Nikky`. How you been? 
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish.. ive been ok and you?
39:00 <Skirmish> Working hard. 
39:00 <Skirmish> ... as always. 
39:00 <Nikky`> That keeps you out of trouble
44:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I tell ya, never trust an aircon thats got "water tank never needs emptying, EVER." on the box
45:00 <Skirmish> It's not running properly if it needs emptying. 
45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I need a garbage can sized bucket to take the water without flooding the joint
45:00 <Skirmish> You probably have it set too low. 
45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i got it set for 18 degrees
45:00 <Skirmish> Should be set to 24. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Don't worry though because eventually it will freeze up and not work well at all. 
46:00 <ComputerLabNerd> why 24? (i agree based on the fact it can never get lower than 24 anyway)
49:00 <Skirmish> Because it allows the air con a chance to not be going flat out all the time. Let's it cut out. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Saves electricity. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Allows the water a chance to evap off the compressor. 
50:00 <Skirmish> Same principle as a frost free fridge. 
54:00 <faux> you prob have it sey tp dehumidifier if its collectin water 
54:00 <faux> i did that accidentally on my portable one
54:00 <faux> filled right up w watwr
54:00 <faux> otherwise it doesnt wheb its on cool
55:00 <Skirmish> They aren't very bright so who knows what they've done. 
58:00 <couleurs> Let's wait for Picard the air con expert to show up and ask him. Shall We?
58:00 <Nikky`> Cant wait
59:00 <couleurs> Snickers.
00:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Cooooeyl
01:00 <ComputerLabNerd> If i was in  a shed and it got stuck by lightenibg would i die or be seriously injured?
02:00 <dematerialised> one can only hope
02:00 <ComputerLabNerd> LOL
03:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Well i got some bom radar black ass cell right my way
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/AsFkN3Q.gifv
07:00 <dematerialised> am i watching a car being manufactured couleurs?
07:00 <dematerialised> whats the deal
07:00 <couleurs> no, it's when u a boi and u wanna be a grrl.gif
07:00 <dematerialised> oic
08:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/TSNORjg.jpg nsfw
08:00 <dematerialised> that reminds me
08:00 <dematerialised> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/the-amount-of-people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/news-story/e8ea790f3046dd3887ccf5ec9418e848
09:00 <couleurs> Nice.
09:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Fukn jesus storm
16:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
16:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Storm
17:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Running irc off tablet
17:00 <TheRon> go strom
17:00 <couleurs> ipad!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Galaxt tab s2
24:00 <ComputerLabNerd> At least i got internet
24:00 <couleurs> ipad!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Its security is number 1 then by all means i wou,d love to have a ipad pro with pencil for my banking shot
27:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
27:00 <couleurs> me 2
27:00 <dematerialised> i make dollars not cents
28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Yeah life is a series of number blocks and ahhh well you go on a journey and you gotta make of it as you proceed thru those n7mber blocks
28:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I mean the question is how much more time am i goi g to waste proceedi g thru those number blocks
33:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Ah well
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Manic 2 days
39:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Maybe not such a big deal
40:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I wanna turn into money man again
40:00 <dematerialised> don't go chasing waterfalls
41:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Im just bored
43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Im as bored as a cold chicken nugget
45:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Life is being chicken nugget and being as hot and tasy for as long as possible. Nobody wants be a cold nugget that ends up rotting in the trash
46:00 <TheRon> post some breast
47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> So how did peiter end up getting permaneltly banned from here? What did he actually do
48:00 <dematerialised> he was the pinnacle of faggotry
48:00 <TheRon> drugs
48:00 <dematerialised> also ^
48:00 <Serenity> who are you to be asking?
48:00 <Serenity> are you pieter
48:00 <ComputerLabNerd> The drug talk and the faggatory got the better of him
48:00 <dematerialised> faggotry, drugs, unhealthy obsession with feet
49:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I  not pieter but closley related to drugs and faggotry and around the t8me he was gere
49:00 <dematerialised> basically he was too amazin for this realm, simples
49:00 <couleurs> :)
49:00 <villager> they banned him because they are losers
50:00 <dematerialised> says a loser
50:00 <villager> he told them where to go
50:00 <villager> and it hurt them deep
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Basically i was the second worse
50:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Lol villager u pieter
50:00 <villager> he doesnt care hence why he never comes back
50:00 <dematerialised> continue fighting the good fight villager
50:00 <villager> nah i hated that fuckwit
50:00 <villager> but his banning was not needed
50:00 <faux> yours is needed
50:00 <dematerialised> its only ever the fuckwits that complain about people being banned
51:00 <faux> say farewell
51:00 <dematerialised> bye felicia
51:00 <villager> lol
51:00 <Serenity> didnt care... sooked about it on fb for 5 months
51:00 <Serenity> lol okayy
51:00 <villager> he is tapped a cretin will always rage on fb his whole life is raged 
51:00 <villager> he doesnt care
51:00 <villager> faux ban me for what reason?
51:00 <villager> get a real reason
51:00 <dematerialised> ban evasion
51:00 <Serenity> being you
51:00 <dematerialised> g-line evasion
51:00 <villager> ban evasian right
52:00 <villager> g line evasion LOL OK
52:00 <villager> g lined for what?
52:00 <villager> zlined for what?
52:00 <dematerialised> dont ask me, ask the person who g-lined you
52:00 <villager> i did
52:00 <faux> askin too many questions 
52:00 <faux> shut up
52:00 <faux> tell me in 5 lines or less why you should stay
52:00 <villager> they had no answer
52:00 <villager> as usual
52:00 <villager> you losers have killed your own chan anyways LOL its you who has to deal with it
53:00 <villager> keep going 
53:00 <dematerialised> LOOOOOOOOLLL
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <faux> LZOZLZOLZOL
53:00 <British^Meat> which one?
53:00 <villager> faux go outside and get a life
53:00 <villager> try live 1 day without irc ok
53:00 <faux> no i will stay indoors forever
53:00 <faux> you cant make me
53:00 <dematerialised> says the person bitching baout being banned from an online chat program
53:00 <villager> of course you will
53:00 <dematerialised> gg
53:00 <villager> dematerialised keep sucking the cocks of your fellow leaders
53:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Villager tell these pinetrees what my nick was i used to prster u
53:00 <dematerialised> fellow leaders?
53:00 <dematerialised> does that mean I am a leader?
53:00 <dematerialised> sezz/faux, ops please
53:00 <dematerialised> its been decided
54:00 <villager> yes get your ops
54:00 <villager> join the ranks of simba and faux
54:00 <Serenity> suck me beautiful
54:00 <villager> for life goal completion
54:00 <British^Meat> is this the plivent guy?
54:00 <Serenity> prob
54:00 <dematerialised> yreah
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Do u think i might have sort of brought pieter out of hidi b for a moment here?
54:00 <faux> obv
54:00 <British^Meat> Nice pics pliv guy :)
54:00 <villager> pieter is here
54:00 <dematerialised> pliv a.k.a joshua
54:00 <villager> British^Meat glad you like them
54:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Ah ha! I did well today!
55:00 <villager> add them to your collection for the wanking you do hence not having anyone to do it for you lol
55:00 <British^Meat> o...k?
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> jeremy how many record deals have you signed lately
55:00 <British^Meat> weirdest thing ive seen all day
55:00 <villager> dematerialised none
55:00 <villager> but will in the future
56:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !! :P I'm Sexy !! :P
57:00 <TheRon> absolute hornbag
58:00 <dematerialised> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
58:00 <couleurs> lolol
59:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
00:00 <Serenity> jerome is so mad
00:00 <dematerialised> course he is
00:00 <Serenity> it must suck being that angry all the time
01:00 <dematerialised> berates others for not having a life
01:00 <dematerialised>  - is whinging about bans on irc
01:00 <dematerialised> o ok
01:00 <Serenity> comes on irc for the purpose of abusing everyone.. that to me is a loser
02:00 <Serenity> there is literally no one here he comes to talk to like a normal person.. thats fucking weird
02:00 <dematerialised> meanwhile i have been a good housewife and have done two loads of washing and cleaned up
03:00 <Serenity> ive been going non stop for 3 days. i havent moved off the couch since we got home an hour ago
04:00 <dematerialised> nice
04:00 <TheRon> on the couch, talking footy
05:00 <TheRon> great shows
05:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Oh well such is pipe.
06:00 <dematerialised> pipe life
06:00 <dematerialised> aids and gangrene
06:00 <TheRon> blur had a song called pipe life
06:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Life is pipe. Life is cone
06:00 <Serenity> speaking of, im super glad we have good security here
06:00 <Serenity> the junkies nextdoor have some fucking dodgey looking people there
07:00 <Serenity> like all day every day
07:00 <dematerialised> oh pleasant
07:00 <dematerialised> is that the one that got raided
07:00 <Serenity> yuh
07:00 <dematerialised> yeah thought so
07:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Deals or sharers
07:00 <Serenity> and the ones who i had to call the cops cause he was smashing his mrs
07:00 <dematerialised> token den looking house
07:00 <Serenity> havent seen her since so im hoping she got out
07:00 <dematerialised> yeah
07:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Comin down off the ice and smashing his wife. uch is pipe
08:00 <dematerialised> #pipelife
08:00 <dematerialised> piet was the pipe lord, he just straight up went out and raped people
08:00 <dematerialised> his victims told stories of trashbag piet
08:00 <dematerialised> with the trashbags on his feet
08:00 <dematerialised> rustling gently through the streets
10:00 <TheRon> pieter gave collingwood a bad name
10:00 <TheRon> that's hard to do
10:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Pieter was a villager
10:00 <dematerialised> i can only hope piet has cleaned up his act
10:00 <dematerialised> got a job
10:00 <dematerialised> let go of the needles
10:00 <Serenity> hes gotten fat so i think hes off the gear
10:00 <TheRon> the cop, indian, builder........?
11:00 <Serenity> but his last gf was a junky he had a status last week ranting about her stealing his pills.. i dunno what pills tho
11:00 <faux> pls stop checking his fb
11:00 <dematerialised> it was distressing seeing such a good lad ruined by his addictions
11:00 <Serenity> i dont
11:00 <Serenity> someone sent it to me
11:00 <Serenity> ive got him blocked
12:00 <faux> same
12:00 <dematerialised> i dont
12:00 <faux> i have half of irc blocked
12:00 <faux> theblosers anyway
12:00 <Serenity> yep same
12:00 <dematerialised> but yeah
12:00 <dematerialised> hes got a gut now
12:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Pieter wont let bo of the needles sewingnis part of that mans life
12:00 <dematerialised> and doesnt look so junkie like
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <Serenity> ive got about 45 people on my list... 40 of them are ircers
12:00 <dematerialised> he's actually looking pretty healthy
13:00 <faux> if piet is fat im a landwhale
13:00 <dematerialised> well compared to how he used to be
13:00 <Serenity> the last pic of him he is chubby as fuck
13:00 <faux> someonenshow me
13:00 <Serenity> he used to be a stick insect
13:00 <dematerialised> he's gone from skeletor to reasonable
13:00 <faux> demat show
14:00 <dematerialised> i mean he still looks like he'd kill your pet dog
14:00 <dematerialised> will link gimme a tic
14:00 <Serenity> whatsapp
14:00 <faux> k
14:00 <couleurs> does he fit into his oversized suits from the salvation army?
14:00 <faux> is that his grandma
14:00 <Serenity> thats his mrs
14:00 <Serenity> who stole his pills
14:00 <faux> what?
14:00 <faux> she looks 90
15:00 <faux> what te fuck
15:00 <couleurs> :)
20:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Can i have a look
20:00 <dematerialised> no
20:00 <dematerialised> only the leaders are allowed
20:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Comeon i wanna see if she looks 90
20:00 <faux> golly i need foods
21:00 <TheRon> he'll be your friend
21:00 <dematerialised> same
21:00 <ComputerLabNerd> So only the leaders  an look at tbe village idiot
21:00 <dematerialised> im thinking of going to mates place for beer just so i can get awesome pizza
21:00 <dematerialised> it seems like a solid plan
24:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Even pieter ge5s married in the end
24:00 <dematerialised> we can stop talking about him now
24:00 <dematerialised> the moment is lost
24:00 <TheRon> even the losers get lucky sometimeds
24:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Talmi g about me now mate i was co paring  yse.f to him
25:00 <dematerialised> sorry piet what was that?
25:00 <Serenity> ComputerLabNerd just went full shard
25:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Glad im full wiggin out
25:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Not full even
26:00 <ComputerLabNerd> I only get away from it all once ever 2 weeks
26:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure its every week
26:00 <dematerialised> every second day in fact
27:00 <dematerialised> the first step is admitting you have a problem
27:00 <dematerialised> https://i.imgur.com/deA8PaS.jpg?1
27:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Thats impposible cos tnat wluld ruim it and ifd ne er let that happen
35:00 <erlich> maybe she's a junkie too. she might have junkie aging and is really 30
35:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Got a cat and he sleeps in me bed. I think im getting too homo with bim lately
35:00 <dematerialised> nothing wrong with homosex with cats
36:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Cats can replace humans?
36:00 <dematerialised> of course
36:00 <dematerialised> why do you think cat ladies exist
37:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Ive ne er owned a female cat before
37:00 <dematerialised> give it a shot
37:00 <ComputerLabNerd> Only boys and they are fkn top qua.ity
44:00 <TheRon> in the navy.....yes you can love the common man
01:00 <TheRon> when the going gets tough the tough get going
02:00 <ronny> is that billy ocean?
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
02:00 <ronny> he was good that guy
18:00 <Moke> Did  any of u see abput prince harry in the news
18:00 <Moke> Falling off the horse seriously who gives a fuck
19:00 <TheRon> you do obviously
19:00 <Moke> Why the fuck is that in the news
19:00 <Moke> Fucking waste of shit
19:00 <dematerialised> half man, half goat
19:00 <dematerialised> goatman
19:00 <Moke> Ed shitan kicks his shitty aus tour off what a faggot
20:00 <Moke> Day night test looks good
20:00 <TheRon> takes a faggot to know a faggot
20:00 <Moke> Pink ball
20:00 <dematerialised> i want to dock my piss hole with christina hendricks' nipples
20:00 <Moke> Yah fap fap
20:00 <Moke> Fap blow on knob
21:00 <Moke> Harry had aids
21:00 <Moke> Has aids
21:00 <couleurs> did n e 1 go 2 tay tay concert
21:00 <dematerialised> incredible
22:00 <faux> can someone shower me pls ill give u a dollr
22:00 <dematerialised> deal
22:00 <faux> tysm
23:00 <TheRon> i'lll do it
23:00 <TheRon> take one for the team
23:00 <faux> ill throw in anpther dollar if u do my hair too
23:00 <faux> tys
23:00 <faux> m
23:00 <dematerialised> which shower gel flavour are we using?
23:00 <faux> vanilla berry
23:00 <dematerialised> excellent choice
23:00 <faux> yes
24:00 <faux> another dollr if u dress me when were done
24:00 <TheRon> nothing suss
24:00 <dematerialised> can we skip that bit?
24:00 <faux> no
24:00 <dematerialised> oh
24:00 <dematerialised> hm
24:00 <faux> im so tired lol
24:00 <faux> genuinely cbf gtting up
24:00 <dematerialised> looks like im only two dollars richer then :3
24:00 <faux> ehehaie
25:00 <TheRon> when you get caught between the moon and new york city, i know it's crazy but it's true
27:00 <couleurs> x gon give it 2 u ya
27:00 <dematerialised> Serenity do you have all windows open?
27:00 <dematerialised> breeze is loverly
29:00 <TheRon> faux i've just had a thought, should i get the dog wash ppl around?
29:00 <faux> do i look like a dog to you cunt
30:00 <TheRon> they'd come in wash you and maybe give you a trim :)
30:00 <dematerialised> depends who you talk to, white aussie supremacists would say there is a striking resemblance
30:00 <faux> wowoww
30:00 <dematerialised> for the record im not a white aussie supremacist
30:00 <dematerialised> just a white aussie normalist
30:00 <faux> k
30:00 <TheRon> white ausse male so yes you are racist
30:00 <dematerialised> ouch
54:00 <faux> prr
54:00 <faux> t
55:00 <dematerialised> filth
08:00 <amsy> ahahahaha
08:00 <amsy> dem is a breeze alarm
09:00 <amsy> notifying everyone in perth that theres a lovely breeze
09:00 <dematerialised> damn right
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> i am an appreciator of the pleasant natural state around me
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:00 <zaim> these biggest losers have lost an insane amount of weight
25:00 <couleurs> y u watching such a terrible show zaim...
25:00 <zaim> its on in the background
26:00 <couleurs> Phew.
31:00 <couleurs> what else do you like to watch in the background...
36:00 <couleurs> Big Bang Theory!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/DBtHrpTl.jpg
44:00 <ooomp> Crazy cat lady in the early days
45:00 <dematerialised> <fb:like>
47:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/MQUSnDe.jpg
52:00 <couleurs> best vine compilation of 2015 part 8 
56:00 <stebie> so quiet
56:00 <dematerialised> it's quite pleasant
56:00 <ooomp> stebie o/
01:00 <stebie> ooomp o/
01:00 <stebie> ltnc
01:00 <ooomp> I've been here all along
03:00 <stebie> me too!
08:00 <ooomp> :D
08:00 <ooomp> What was for dinner
08:00 <ooomp> I had spag bol
18:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilrqzWb8Lcw
18:00 <couleurs> me irl
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: When I Meet The Fine Ladies I give Them My Number & Say Views: 153,115 Uploader: MaximBady Uploaded: Nov 20, 2015 Duration: 0m18s Rating: 4.94
20:00 <amsy> lolllll
20:00 <amsy> the sunglasses
20:00 <ooomp> Ugh 
21:00 <ooomp> I want to kill him
21:00 <dematerialised> i love maximbady
31:00 <recluse> Seen him, cant stand him
32:00 <recluse> Cats kinda hogging bed
32:00 <recluse> My only frienf
35:00 <Serenity> dematerialised that breeze is ace
36:00 <dematerialised> ikr
36:00 <Serenity> too bad it wont come through the fkn lounge room
36:00 <dematerialised> got all me windows open, its nice and cool inside for once
45:00 <Serenity> ohh finally its coming through the lounge
51:00 <recluse> Wish i had sleeping shit
52:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
55:00 <recluse> I found and took 3 sleeprights they will sort me
57:00 <recluse> Oh well perhaps
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah ok then… next
58:00 <recluse> Depends really
58:00 <couleurs> yeh u wear Depends
58:00 <couleurs> OwNeD
00:00 <stebie> same
00:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
00:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai there "D
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
02:00 <TheRiddler> not much
02:00 <TheRiddler> you?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah relaxin'
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> had a nice w/end…. out n' about :D
04:00 <recluse> Id be on depends before long so not so smart you islamic ratbag
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck?
04:00 <recluse> Ju 's t word smithing
05:00 <recluse> Im tough thats all there is i do wish i had xannax right now let me tell u id be BARRED THE FUCK OUT
06:00 <recluse> Ah but eve  i forget shit
06:00 <recluse> Take a break from reality u know
06:00 <dematerialised> recluse please go away
06:00 <dematerialised> you've gone from coherent to annoying pest
07:00 <recluse> U bet buddy
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
07:00 <recluse> Im mentally ill
07:00 <dematerialised> tysm
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> tysm?
07:00 <dematerialised> catch up with the trends k9
07:00 <recluse> At least i have an air conditioner
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif i wanna be up with the trends
09:00 <dematerialised> i dont want to be but im forced to be
10:00 <dematerialised> just so I can participate in todays society
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> soooo… i finished watching 'the fall' and need another tv show
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> suggestions?
10:00 <dematerialised> vikings
10:00 <TheRiddler> castle
10:00 <TheRiddler> she's seen vikings
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
10:00 <dematerialised> well lah di dah
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's castle
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bout
10:00 <dematerialised> i didnt realise you and k9 were such close buddies TheRiddler
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> we totes are
11:00 <TheRiddler> It's like murder she wrote but modern n sometimes humourus
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no - pass
11:00 <TheRiddler> the main character is nathan fillion
11:00 <TheRiddler> who is a writer that joins with the police to help catch criminals
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ustified?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Justified**
12:00 <dematerialised> they're justified
12:00 <TheRiddler> how about gotham
12:00 <dematerialised> and they're ancient
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's great for it's villians
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, don't like gotham
12:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjggN-KByI
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justified and Ancient (Stand By The JAMs) Views: 1,258,847 Uploader: foxfirej2 Uploaded: Feb 1, 2007 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.89
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <TheRiddler> how about firefly
13:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tozsN5M4uwY
13:00 <dematerialised> better
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The KLF - 3 A.M. Eternal & Last Train to Trancentral [Double Extended] Views: 191,364 Uploader: GTRX7785 Uploaded: Jan 16, 2014 Duration: 12m24s Rating: 4.89
13:00 <stebie> judge judy
14:00 <TheRiddler> brooklyn nine-nine
14:00 <stebie> community
14:00 <dematerialised> kay ell eff is gonna rock ya
15:00 <couleurs> big bang theory
15:00 <onepointfivevolt> TheRiddler, Castle
15:00 <TheRiddler> noooo
15:00 <TheRiddler> not big bang theory
15:00 <couleurs> two and a half men
15:00 <stebie> beavis and butthead
15:00 <onepointfivevolt> (21:11:59) (TheRiddler) who is a writer that joins with the police to help catch criminals
15:00 <British^Meat> the golden girls
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like drama / thriller / killer stuff in my tv shows
16:00 <dematerialised> can someone please tell Fiona that to talk in here she needs to type stuff and hit enter
16:00 <dematerialised> thanks
16:00 <stebie> mains
16:00 <British^Meat> falco mains?
16:00 <British^Meat> charizard mains
16:00 <dematerialised> falcon punch
17:00 <TheRiddler> umm
17:00 <recluse> Ahhh
18:00 <TheRiddler> that's why I suggested castle k9
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <recluse> Theres lots of different ways to say ahhh
18:00 <TheRiddler> stfu recluse
18:00 <stebie> onepointfivevolt, he had already said castle... he was explaining it afterward :p
18:00 <recluse> I saw in a way athsts ahh frustrati g
18:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
19:00 <TheRiddler> did you watch supranos k9
19:00 <recluse> I need a holiday away from society i might pack my pipe next weekend and be a slut in my head
19:00 <recluse> U know
19:00 <dematerialised> recluse you're giving me anxiety
19:00 <dematerialised> please stop
19:00 <recluse> Anxiety about wot cnt
20:00 <British^Meat> how wude
20:00 <recluse> Oh no
20:00 <onepointfivevolt> well i forgot how to scroll
22:00 <TheRiddler> "you know kid with your smarts and my barts we'd make a good team"
22:00 <dematerialised> agreed
23:00 <dematerialised> hi Fiona
23:00 <dematerialised> hi J-Dog
24:00 <Floss> hey B-Ry
24:00 <Floss> chevy to the levy but the levy was Bry
24:00 <partay> hi princess Fiona
24:00 <Doodle> i heard Fiona bangs like a pub door on payday
25:00 <dematerialised> hi Fiona
25:00 <Floss> LOL Doodle
25:00 <partay> dont pub doors slide open these days ?
25:00 <dematerialised> G'day Fiona
25:00 <Doodle> i dunno i dont gop to pubs
25:00 <Doodle> -p
25:00 <dematerialised> Sup Fiona
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem - fiona is a man
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> Guten tag Fiona
25:00 <dematerialised> Aloha Fiona
25:00 <dematerialised> Hola Fiona
25:00 <partay> i gop all the time 
25:00 <Doodle> SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCHE FIONA
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah im done
26:00 <dematerialised> Fiona is a fucking prude
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <partay> harsh
26:00 <Serenity> shes showing me her tits rnn
26:00 <Floss> who is fiona?
26:00 <Serenity> -n
26:00 <dematerialised> too good for us chatters
26:00 <Doodle> she said stuff once
26:00 <Doodle> i remember
26:00 <partay> dematerialised maybe she doesnt want to get her rack out for you 
26:00 <Floss> omg she said stuff
26:00 <Doodle> it was a thursday
26:00 <Floss> no WAI
26:00 <Doodle> it was raining
26:00 <Doodle> i was hard
26:00 <Doodle> she was not
26:00 <dematerialised> i havent even asked for her/his/its rack yet
26:00 <dematerialised> gosh
27:00 <Serenity> i have
27:00 <Floss> my rack is concave
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <partay> Serenity is all over the boobs
27:00 <Floss> ITS SHY OK
27:00 <partay> any boobs Serenity assesses them
27:00 <Floss> lol boobie inspector
27:00 <Doodle> *cockblocks
27:00 <TheRiddler> what about Grimm k9?
27:00 <Floss> you know, cause were both in law enforcement...
28:00 <Floss> shut up allan
28:00 <Serenity> hey this is why ive seen all the boobs and the rest of you havent
28:00 <Serenity> i have a talent
28:00 <dematerialised> i dont evne ask
28:00 <dematerialised> they just appear in my inbox
28:00 <partay> its easier to see boobs with boobs 
30:00 <British^Meat> boobs are over-rated
30:00 <British^Meat> Just kidding, they are AWESOME
30:00 <faux> so are hyphens
30:00 <dematerialised> you're a hyphen
30:00 <faux> ehauh
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai fauxypoops
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <faux> hey
30:00 <faux> :p
31:00 <faux> hows it hangin
31:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> nsfw :P
31:00 <faux> dont be gross
31:00 <TheRiddler> not bad
31:00 <TheRiddler> you?
31:00 <faux> phew
31:00 <faux> im alright
31:00 <faux> just hot
31:00 <faux> so humid here
31:00 <faux> would like to die
31:00 <dematerialised> fox i need to poop but im watching youtube
31:00 <dematerialised> what do
31:00 <faux> poop in your chair
31:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
31:00 <faux> comfirtong
32:00 <partay> yes
32:00 <partay> my fingers are frozen 
32:00 <TheRiddler> turn your chair into a toilet
32:00 <faux> effort
32:00 <faux> he says hes rich
32:00 <faux> poop in the chair and buy a new one
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> im rich, not an animal
32:00 <dematerialised> ...
32:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <faux> ye
33:00 <faux> well turn the chair into a toilet
33:00 <TheRiddler> "Jamacian? I thought you were some out of space potato man"
34:00 <recluse> I just did a thourogh vantiy search for my full name theres nothing been written about me since 2002
34:00 <dematerialised> theres been nothing written about you ever
34:00 <dematerialised> because you've never been relevant
34:00 <Doodle> ok tiffany amber theissen
35:00 <recluse> I do my best to stay away from rekevzncy
35:00 <TheRiddler> is recluse pieter
35:00 <faux> i hope not
35:00 <dematerialised> not hard enough to stay away from the shards
35:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
35:00 <dematerialised> yes TheRiddler
35:00 <faux> what
35:00 <faux> is it
35:00 <dematerialised> it is
35:00 <faux> why is it here
35:00 <recluse> Dudes that was villager
35:00 <dematerialised> no villager was plivent
36:00 <dematerialised> you're piet
36:00 <faux> How r u so sure
36:00 <dematerialised> i know these things
36:00 <TheRiddler> it sounds like him
37:00 <ella23> lol speaking of jamacian one of my friends was sleep talking and said 'Give me a jamacian transaction' i was like WTF
37:00 <dematerialised> that's because it is him
37:00 <TheRiddler> alienated talks constant
38:00 <Doodle> *shit
38:00 <dematerialised> romeo has unique character
38:00 <dematerialised> piet always talks about his inventions
38:00 <dematerialised> or his mediocre belongings
38:00 <Doodle> *drugs
38:00 <dematerialised> and talks about getting high/drunk/whatever all the time
38:00 <dematerialised> ^
38:00 <dematerialised> it's piet
38:00 <partay> ella did you make him a sandwich ?
38:00 <recluse> Time to set the record fkn vnts im STUFFZ
38:00 <Doodle> yum
38:00 <ella23> partay fuck yeh
38:00 <Doodle> i could go a sandwich
38:00 <TheRiddler> tits or gtfo
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <Doodle> tit sandwich
39:00 <faux> ahh stuffz
39:00 <faux> makes sense
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
39:00 <dematerialised> stuffz is permabanned
39:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
39:00 <faux> he doesnt type like piet
39:00 <Doodle> can u tit sandwich me
39:00 <Doodle> onice
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day
39:00 <Doodle> ty ella23
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. sure
39:00 <Doodle> swoit
39:00 <recluse> Yeah fuck yeah im totally fucken belivable now
39:00 <Doodle> tit sandwiches all round
40:00 <Doodle> all round me i mean
40:00 <recluse> Everything makes sense and im still anonymous
40:00 <dematerialised> stuffz is piet
40:00 <TheRiddler> .
40:00 <TheRiddler> ohhhh
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <Doodle> who is Doodle
40:00 <dematerialised> Doodle is piet
40:00 <recluse> Asif
40:00 <Doodle> ew
40:00 <TheRiddler> it's bloody riley
40:00 <dematerialised> nah doodle isnt piet
41:00 <Doodle> Pieter and i are the same age apparently
41:00 <Doodle> but he looks 48
41:00 <dematerialised> that's worrying
41:00 <Doodle> and acts 15
41:00 <Doodle> this tea is glorious
41:00 <dematerialised> i wish i was a fan of tea
41:00 <dematerialised> to me its just hot water
42:00 <Doodle> no no
42:00 <faux> you need to put a teabag
42:00 <Doodle> its hot water and leaves
42:00 <partay> Doodle wouldnt pick you for a tea tottler 
42:00 <Doodle> ye i luv a good cuppa m8
42:00 <dematerialised> are you kidding, Doodle is the High Lord of Teaness
42:00 <faux> HLoT
42:00 <Doodle> ^
42:00 <dematerialised> he literally has pictures of the royal family above his computer
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> t42&24t
42:00 <Doodle> i do
42:00 <Serenity> you dont know anything about doodle! 
42:00 <Doodle> the queen watches me beat off
42:00 <TheRiddler> riley is a bot/random thing
42:00 <dematerialised> you dont know me maaaaaan
43:00 <TheRiddler> recluse totally sounds like him more than pieter
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
43:00 <faux> doodle ud love me and dads panties
43:00 <faux> full of tea
43:00 <Doodle> wut
43:00 <recluse> Sounds like who
43:00 <dematerialised> why do you and yuor dad wear the same panties
43:00 <dematerialised> that's a rather close bond
43:00 <faux> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> your what now
43:00 <dematerialised> tbh
43:00 <faux> PANTRIES
43:00 <faux> m
43:00 <faux> wow
43:00 <Doodle> oh god lol
43:00 <faux> i did not notice that
43:00 <faux> ok
43:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <faux> pantries
43:00 <faux> tysm
44:00 <Doodle> i'd like to check out ur pantries faux
44:00 <faux> he stocked up for me
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <faux> im not actually wearing any tonight
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol fail
44:00 <faux> too hot
44:00 <Doodle> aw
44:00 <Doodle> pix anyway
44:00 <dematerialised> bye Fiona
44:00 <Doodle> :P
44:00 <faux> nowai
44:00 <TheRiddler> bottomless? :o
44:00 <Doodle> artists impression then
44:00 <faux> in a nightie
44:00 <faux> k
44:00 <Doodle> woo
44:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
44:00 <Doodle> i have the heater going
45:00 <dematerialised> does it ever get hot there?
45:00 <Doodle> yeah its gonna be 30 tomoz
45:00 <Maurice> Be careful of strong winds, you don't want to end up airborne
45:00 <partay> where is Doodle
45:00 <Doodle> tropical ballarat
45:00 <partay> doesnt pictard live in ballarat
45:00 <Doodle> no
46:00 <dematerialised> he wishes he did
46:00 <Doodle> we'd throw him out
46:00 <Doodle> he lives in mildura
46:00 <dematerialised> on his failed corn farm
46:00 <Doodle> tho i suspect he lives in irymple and says mildura cos it sounds less silly
46:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <partay> poor picard
47:00 <Doodle> just like i say ballarat cos my suburb sounds retarded
49:00 <faux> 4 doodle http://imgur.com/KBwitM8
49:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <Doodle> omg hot
49:00 <faux> youre welcome
49:00 <Doodle> straight to the spank bank
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <Doodle> i like how u drew the butthole 4 me
49:00 <faux> rofl
49:00 <Doodle> <3
49:00 <faux>  <3
50:00 <Doodle> hi luvr
50:00 <stebie> hi how r u
50:00 <Doodle> gd thx
51:00 <faux> oh u
51:00 <Doodle> hehee
51:00 <Doodle> i cant cuddle u faux
51:00 <Doodle> not now that i know u have no undies on
51:00 <faux> ph
51:00 <faux> oh
51:00 <faux> brb puttint some on
51:00 <Doodle> eee
53:00 <Doodle> haaaaang on, these arent undies its just texta
55:00 <partay> picking up chicks irc style 
55:00 <partay> http://imgur.com/gallery/XfV11ZL
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Doodle> hi nerdygirl/poosibly bloke
57:00 <Doodle> *possibly
57:00 <dematerialised> at least nerdygirl talks
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> hihi nerdygirl
57:00 <nerdygirl> lol 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi
57:00 <nerdygirl> why keep questioning me as a girl :/
57:00 <Doodle> cos 
58:00 <dematerialised> because everyone with "girl" in their name
58:00 <dematerialised> is a middle aged crossdresser
58:00 <dematerialised> its just the truth
58:00 <TheRiddler> how long does it take a girl to put underwear
58:00 <Doodle> in 5yrs my nick will be Doodlegirl
58:00 <nerdygirl> ok i should change my nick then
58:00 <Doodle> change it to HotSlut69
58:00 <TheRiddler> +on
59:00 <recluse> When is middle age
59:00 <nerdygirl> no way 
59:00 <Doodle> aw
59:00 <dematerialised> change it to "popculturefan"
59:00 <Doodle> change it to HotNarwhal69
59:00 <TheRiddler> btw pls remove recluse
59:00 <dematerialised> !voteremove recluse
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
59:00 <TheRiddler> narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
00:00 <Doodle> how come when i snapped ur bra i could get a 20m stretch
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm changing it to hot slut
00:00 <dematerialised> do it
00:00 <dematerialised> hotslut69
00:00 <recluse> Just because you arent all matried doesnt mean breakfast will llok like skyscrapers in waterfalls
00:00 <Doodle> uh
00:00 <dematerialised> please
00:00 <dematerialised> someone think of the children
00:00 <dematerialised> much better k9
01:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
01:00 <recluse> When am i gon a be happy
01:00 <TheRiddler> I swear recluse is just that weirdo bot riley
01:00 <TheRiddler> thing
01:00 <hotslut69> bbl - gotta do some cam work
01:00 <TheRiddler> err
01:00 <TheRiddler> riply
01:00 <Doodle> wooo
01:00 <dematerialised> ;)
01:00 <TheRiddler> ripley
02:00 <recluse> Ive been accussed of bei g a bot many times by lara
02:00 <nerdygirl> you go girl 
02:00 <Doodle> someone have a shower for me
02:00 <dematerialised> i already showered faux earlier
02:00 <dematerialised> im pooped
02:00 <dematerialised> soz
02:00 <Doodle> damn
02:00 <recluse> Oh well
02:00 <Doodle> i wonder if my computer chair will fit in there
02:00 <Doodle> i could wheel myself in
02:00 <dematerialised> hehe
02:00 <recluse> Lets hope i dont get mJor slammed by ibs in my chute tommoz
03:00 <Doodle> er
03:00 <dematerialised> it so is piet
03:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed?
03:00 <dematerialised> 100%
03:00 <dematerialised> trashbag feet pete
03:00 <recluse> It must be somethi g the ice does
03:00 <dematerialised> ^^^
03:00 <dematerialised> !
03:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Doodle> STAY OFF GEE DEE IRC PIET
04:00 <recluse> Makes us both reclsuive retards losers high and faggotry and general druggo rantimg
05:00 <dematerialised> no just yuo
05:00 <Doodle> wait no
05:00 <dematerialised> you even
05:00 <Doodle> ye speak 4 urself
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <recluse> Fuk off faggot
05:00 <dematerialised> no YOU
05:00 <Doodle> fuk u
05:00 <Doodle> m8
05:00 <recluse> Hahha poofters
05:00 <Doodle> etc
05:00 <Doodle> i'm not a poofter
05:00 <dematerialised> excuse me that is a slur
05:00 <Doodle> i may sleep with men occasionally
05:00 <Doodle> mostly
05:00 <recluse> Fuk  im off to bed
06:00 <Doodle> well exclusively
06:00 <TheRiddler> good
06:00 <dematerialised> you said that before recluse
06:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo
06:00 <dematerialised> yet you're still here
06:00 <dematerialised> please overdose
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <simba> fucking falco
06:00 <simba> wheres that nerd guy
06:00 <simba> who works with airplanes
06:00 <Doodle> airplanes
06:00 <dematerialised> airheads
07:00 <dematerialised> only two people i know who deal with planes are me and Dugnuts
07:00 <TheRiddler> I bought falco amiibo yesterday
07:00 <Doodle> i deal with planes
07:00 <simba> yea Dugnuts, he's the falco main
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <Serenity> yer dugnuts has been mia
07:00 <Doodle> mia? where?
07:00 <Doodle> O_o
07:00 <simba> plane crash!!!!
07:00 <Serenity> let the world mourn
07:00 <dematerialised> i heard he committed suicide
08:00 <hotslut69> lol
08:00 <Doodle> oh m.i.a
08:00 <Doodle> .
08:00 <Doodle> give me a heart attack
08:00 <simba> TheRiddler play me online 
09:00 <dematerialised> VEGETA!
10:00 <dematerialised> What does the scouter say about his power level?1
10:00 <Doodle> i use it in all my casseroles
10:00 <amelia> AHAH
10:00 <amelia> the blue container
10:00 <Doodle> hai gertie
10:00 <Doodle> ye
10:00 <amelia> hay hay
10:00 <amelia> wang bang
10:00 <Doodle> sup g
10:00 <amelia> jus takin it easy
10:00 <dematerialised> ok i need to go poop now
10:00 <amelia> wots new
11:00 <amelia> good lux!
11:00 <Doodle> w8n 4 the f1
11:00 <dematerialised> ty
11:00 <amelia> it hurts my head when i gotta figure out that speak
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Doodle> soz m8
11:00 <amelia> np m8
11:00 <Doodle> waiting for the f1
11:00 <amelia> ahahahaah
12:00 <Doodle> did i say something funny
12:00 <amelia> you clarified wif no abbreviations
13:00 <Doodle> WELL U SAID IT HURTS UR HEAD
13:00 <Doodle> JEEZ
14:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aw7Eq1Q_700b.jpg
14:00 <Doodle> no
14:00 <Doodle> pls
15:00 <TheRiddler> also
15:00 <TheRiddler> female milhouse
16:00 <Doodle> is it sposed to be a zombie clown stripper hippy
16:00 <Doodle> policewoman
16:00 <Doodle> frog
18:00 <hotslut69> anyone dtf?
18:00 <dematerialised> poop complete
18:00 <dematerialised> much relieved
19:00 <dematerialised> that depends hotslut do you like guys with three balls
21:00 <partay> hotslut69 you provide the papaer bags on youre on 
21:00 <hotslut69> more balls more jizz?
21:00 <dematerialised> great attitude
22:00 <hotslut69> partay - no.
22:00 <dematerialised> pm
22:00 <hotslut69> LOL
23:00 <partay> hotslut69 no dice then 
23:00 <dematerialised> i love the sound sunburn makes when you peel it off
23:00 <hotslut69> yeah… toes
23:00 <hotslut69> ew
23:00 <hotslut69> gold finger
23:00 <dematerialised> like peeling off the plastic protective cover on new bits
23:00 <Serenity> i like peeing on dudes faces
23:00 <hotslut69> ya, me too
24:00 <dematerialised> oh im not into watersports
24:00 <dematerialised> sorry ladies
24:00 <Serenity> is that kate? it talks like kate
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah its k9
24:00 <hotslut69> ya, it's me
24:00 <hotslut69> lol
24:00 <dematerialised> its her new irc identity
24:00 <Serenity> oh hahaha
24:00 <dematerialised> we tried to get nerdygirl to change because hers was so generic
24:00 <dematerialised> well, "hers"\
25:00 <hotslut69> im embracing me inner whore
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <dematerialised> not totally convinced its not just another middle aged crossdressing divorced man
25:00 <hotslut69> lol
25:00 <Serenity> everyone needs to embrace their inner whore sometimes
25:00 <hotslut69> yep
25:00 <hotslut69> totes
25:00 <dematerialised> aint no shame
25:00 <hotslut69> prob not on IRC is the best
26:00 <hotslut69> BUT… until i find another tv series to binge watch
26:00 <hotslut69> whoring it is
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <dematerialised> WingedAngel is a bit of a hottie too
29:00 <hotslut69> lol @ rockhard
29:00 <WingedAngel> u better believe it ;)
29:00 <hotslut69> anyone DTF? cock pics first.
30:00 <rockhard> about now you should be getting spammed 
31:00 <TheRiddler> llol
31:00 <faux> gross
31:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
31:00 <faux> whered i go
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> that's a long time to put on underwear
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <faux> wut
32:00 <faux> i didnt actually put any on
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> [19:51] <Doodle> not now that i know u have no undies on
32:00 <TheRiddler> [19:51] <@faux> ph
32:00 <TheRiddler> [19:51] <@faux> oh
32:00 <TheRiddler> [19:51] <@faux> brb puttint some on
32:00 <faux> fuck thay shit its like 487383 million degrees
32:00 <dematerialised> she just looked at them for about half an hour and went "too hard"
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
33:00 <faux> lol i was llkdding
33:00 <faux> uhhhhu
33:00 <faux> so literal
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah, like, when i say "going to go do some housework" im actually just masturbating to amatuer porn
33:00 <faux> lo
33:00 <faux> l
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> there's just something about the candidness and genuineness of it that i find very arousing
37:00 <rockhard> amateur porn does have that Jena Se Qua
37:00 <faux> LNAO
37:00 <faux> LMAO FUCK
37:00 <faux> WHERE IS AMSY
37:00 <dematerialised> she's right there
38:00 <faux> hahahaaaaahahahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaaahaahhahaahhajajahahahhhahasdccdded fuck 
38:00 <Serenity> jena se qua rofl
38:00 <rockhard> heh
38:00 <faux> lmfffffao
38:00 <faux> another to add to our list
38:00 <faux> i need her and couleurs here
39:00 <faux> :'9
39:00 <faux> :-(
39:00 <dematerialised> jenny song choir
39:00 <Serenity> i feel so fucking bloated atm this is aful
39:00 <Serenity> awful
40:00 <faux> poop
40:00 <dematerialised> do you hate yourself though?
40:00 <dematerialised> thats the real question
40:00 <Serenity> i pooped a months worth of poo last night
40:00 <rockhard> charming
41:00 <dematerialised> could you build a house out of it?
41:00 <Serenity> everyone shits mate
41:00 <Serenity> its just a turd get ova it
41:00 <dematerialised> schitz
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <hotslut69> lol
41:00 <dematerialised> everyboooooody shiiiiits
41:00 <dematerialised> and everybody criiiies
41:00 <dematerialised> and everybody huuuuuurts
42:00 <dematerialised> sometimes
42:00 <Doodle> use lube
42:00 <hotslut69> oh my
42:00 <Serenity> ive had a poop i wanted to cry after before
43:00 <dematerialised> me too, but tears of joy
43:00 <dematerialised> because it was such a perfect poop
43:00 <Serenity> the kind you need labour breathing techniques for
43:00 <Serenity> he he hooo
43:00 <faux> hng
44:00 <faux> im off to bed
44:00 <faux> ninis :*
45:00 <dematerialised> nini foxy
45:00 <Serenity> night
45:00 <Serenity> i want a nutri bullet.. does that make me a trendfag
45:00 <dematerialised> yes
45:00 <dematerialised> fucking fitfag
45:00 <dematerialised> #gym #fit #healthy
45:00 <Serenity> damn
46:00 <Serenity> ive got a mix n go but thr seals gone
46:00 <dematerialised> just went for a run today #feelsgood #5k #cardio #fitness
46:00 <Serenity> gud4u
47:00 <kane> lol
47:00 <Maurice> 'Napoleon, don't be jealous that Ive been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter'
47:00 <dematerialised> do you even lift bro
47:00 <hotslut69> ah tgat was on tonight
48:00 <Serenity> i lift
48:00 <Serenity> do u
48:00 <Doodle> i have the dvd if u want to swing by and bone up hotslut69
49:00 <hotslut69> totes
49:00 <Serenity> popcorn?
49:00 <Doodle> cockporn
50:00 <Serenity> oooh
50:00 <dematerialised> popcock
50:00 <Doodle> but it will have to wait for after the f1 now
50:00 <Serenity> why are the trains so fucking loud tonight
50:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzzzz
50:00 <dematerialised> F1 in 10 mins Doodle
50:00 <dematerialised> oh
51:00 <dematerialised> A B U   D H A B I
52:00 <Doodle> bless u
52:00 <Serenity> :E
52:00 <dematerialised> those flag babes though
52:00 <Doodle> Kate likes it in the date
52:00 <Doodle> s
53:00 <Kate> i do occassionally 
53:00 <Doodle> ehuheueuheuh
53:00 <dematerialised> who's got da HD streams
53:00 <dematerialised> crichd is shit
53:00 <Serenity> KATES DOWN FOR THE STAR LOVE
53:00 <Serenity> woah.. yelling
53:00 <Doodle> loool
53:00 <Doodle> ok going now
54:00 <Serenity> Ant got a nice haul of shit for his birthday
54:00 <Serenity> i wish i got that much shit for my birthday
55:00 <dematerialised> F1 @ http://squirrelstreams.com/
55:00 <dematerialised> G O     R I C C I A R D O
58:00 <Serenity> G O S O M E H O M O S E X U A L
58:00 <Kate> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> you're just jealous they wont invite you to their parties
58:00 <British^Meat> erotic wrestling on SBS2
59:00 <Serenity> pff i am the party mate
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