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00:00 <Yilmaz> lol he reckons it is photoshopped. 
00:00 <p0p-dog> my mate I met up with the other day was complaining that some woman at his work was trying to box him into a corner with some email she wrote, and he replied and stopped her
00:00 <matrix> Nah it isn't photoshopped
00:00 <matrix> It's. Genuine
01:00 <simba> 420!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <matrix> What you on about poop dog
01:00 <p0p-dog> women can't just box someone over the head to get their way like men can. So they have to be sneaky and gossipy pre-emptive like that
01:00 <matrix> *p0p-dog
02:00 <p0p-dog> it's the lesser of two evils. You can try to convice someone of something or force them to do it
02:00 <Thoth> So, who here has tried deer penis wine?
02:00 <p0p-dog> convince
03:00 <matrix> Women work emotionally
03:00 <matrix> Everyone knows that
04:00 <p0p-dog> But I mean, that's why women talk so much on the phone. They try to cement alliances
04:00 <matrix> Networking is good for anyone
04:00 <matrix> Ok I am off to bed
04:00 <matrix> Night peeps
05:00 <p0p-dog> a real person is something completely necessary
06:00 <p0p-dog> nothing is extricable
07:00 <Thoth> http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/three-penis-liquor-the-perfect-valentines-day-gift-from-china.html
07:00 <p0p-dog> I am for instance in no way a bogey man or moral monster. - Nietzsche
07:00 <British^Meat> he bogey
08:00 <Thoth> I'm going to haymarket tomorrow and I'm not leaving until I get some 3 cock wine
09:00 <Yilmaz> Seems picard has finally given up with the flooding.
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> he does that to me
09:00 <British^Meat> he's so lame
09:00 <Yilmaz> He thinks the picture i took is photoshopped.
10:00 <simba> hes crying irl tho
10:00 <British^Meat> oh, he spamming you your own pic?
10:00 <British^Meat> he did that to me for an hour or so
10:00 <Yilmaz> he told me I have no job. 
10:00 <p0p-dog> people act morally, because we recognise that we live in a society. And we depend on others. Not because some God is gunna punish us after we die
10:00 <British^Meat> lol same old lines
10:00 <Yilmaz> So I wrote him a note and placed it somewhere that is undeniably not my house, then linked it to him.
11:00 <Yilmaz> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/FDB5FB13-CC69-4D6A-90B0-DBC8D5AE07CF_zps4jswd4e0.jpg   <---- in case you missed it BM. 
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> he'd be so mad
12:00 <beehhh> my tongue is the size of an elephant trunk
12:00 <British^Meat> stupid old man, why isnt he settled and not so dumb?
12:00 <British^Meat> is he banned or somink?
12:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah simba banned him.
12:00 <beehhh> boy lost both his hand while swimming
12:00 <Yilmaz> Which is only adding to his tears of rage.
12:00 <beehhh> how did he manage to swim back
12:00 <British^Meat> bwha
13:00 <beehhh> new hospital there now bmw
13:00 <p0p-dog> unskinny bop just blows me away
13:00 <British^Meat> honestly, i dont know why he isnt permbanned
13:00 <British^Meat> how is he not as big a douche and element beagle pieter or chris?
14:00 <Yilmaz> lol that is exactly what simba said.
14:00 <simba> me 2
14:00 <British^Meat> or shads
14:00 <British^Meat> he's a shads
14:00 <Thoth> Hey umm
14:00 <Thoth> You're all cunts
14:00 <Thoth> Kind regards,
14:00 <simba> there is a whole roster of them that we all know
14:00 <Thoth> Picard
14:00 <Yilmaz> Thoth: Stop flattering us. 
14:00 <simba> they should all be wiped out
14:00 <British^Meat> fuck yer
14:00 <British^Meat> id love a cull
14:00 <British^Meat> a new order
15:00 <Thoth> Yilmaz: I fuck u cunt
15:00 <Yilmaz> simba: Now continue your good work. Now ban beehhh.
15:00 <xm> yes, ive always thought he should have been banned. he drags the channel down in so many different ways: mood, intellectually, culturally...
15:00 <simba> i can imagine it happening, the room would take ages to adjust, like there would be jokes about all those people for years still
15:00 <simba> but it needs a legendary cull
15:00 <British^Meat> indeed
15:00 <British^Meat> chan killer
15:00 <Yilmaz> lol xm
15:00 <British^Meat> yup, no if's or buts, just gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
15:00 <beehhh> one lad got beaten to death in gold coast
15:00 <xm> yet he thinks he is the epitome of culture and intellect here
16:00 <British^Meat> i mean i dont let those dickheads in my chan
16:00 <Yilmaz> xm: he is a large meaty anchor on this channel, dragging into the depths of mediocrity. He deserves to be cut loose to sink into oblivion ... or #cats.
16:00 <xm> he would be fun in there for a while
16:00 <xm> but he would leave
16:00 <British^Meat> lolf
16:00 <Yilmaz> Don't you know? He trains horses. He is IRC's version of Bart Cummings.
17:00 <British^Meat> he'd just do a shads and try and spam this room all the time b4 he kicked
17:00 <xm> some people are too polite to tell him to fuck off
17:00 <xm> like TheRon
17:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PJOHbzQwGw#t=54s
17:00 <simba> happy birthday shads he is 36 today
17:00 <British^Meat> ah well
17:00 <xm> lol
17:00 <British^Meat> its not like it'll happen
17:00 <xm> at least shads can make me laugh
17:00 <simba> he is funny, i always wonder what he thinks imo means
17:00 <Yilmaz> 20 years on the dole for him then.
17:00 <simba> cos he doesnt use it properly
17:00 <British^Meat> him and the other listworthy gronks will be back in fine form 2moro
18:00 <xm> it's a delicate set of variables over their contribution. but he isnt that interesting enough and he just spams
18:00 <beehhh> nowhere its safe there
18:00 <xm> i'd be OK with his yarns if he didnt flood it too much
18:00 <xm> i dont mind delusions of grandeur but the same stuff gets old
19:00 <Yilmaz> BUT ... he trains horses!
19:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/25178175/fiona-stanley-hospital-finally-opens/
19:00 <Yilmaz> Just ask simba. 
19:00 <beehhh> would the shark eat his hands
19:00 <beehhh> or just for fun
20:00 <Yilmaz> You've set the bar now simba and removed picard ... you cannot avoid banning beehhh now. He fills the channel with nonsense just as much.
20:00 <xm> http://www.wpcsoa.com.au <--- def a member
20:00 <British^Meat> yer, dont get why that douche is here either...
20:00 <British^Meat> but u know, not my room
20:00 <xm> it's been so long since we've had a crazy female
20:00 <xm> where are they???????????????
20:00 <British^Meat> hah true
21:00 <British^Meat> men, u are letting us down
21:00 <xm> ya gotta have variety
21:00 <Yilmaz> I am waiting for him to tell me he is going to report my picture or something.
21:00 <Yilmaz> ZOMG IT SAYS EXPLOSIVES!
21:00 <xm> what pic?
21:00 <xm> have i missed out on something
21:00 <Yilmaz> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/FDB5FB13-CC69-4D6A-90B0-DBC8D5AE07CF_zps4jswd4e0.jpg
21:00 <Yilmaz> He told me I wasn't at work on irc. I went for a walk and proved him wrong.
21:00 <xm> oh him
21:00 <xm> thought you did something to WelShBoI
22:00 <Yilmaz> I don't even know who that is.
22:00 <xm> you have very nice writing
22:00 <Yilmaz> Tis lovely isn't it. 
22:00 <xm> i never got my pen's licence
22:00 <xm> i just write illegally
22:00 <simba> mirza is a new man now
22:00 <xm> my writing truly is atrocious...
22:00 <simba> he will be good 
23:00 <xm> someone once told me i should be a doctor. i felt great until he meant it was because my writing was shit
23:00 <beehhh> i have dementia now added
24:00 <xm> and everytime the courier arrives my signature changes again :)
24:00 <Maurice> Mine changes too
24:00 <Maurice> Now I don't even bother with half of the letters in my name
24:00 <Maurice> I just do a swirly thing
24:00 <Yilmaz> I hate how they get you to sign tablets and readers. Despite my lovely writing my initials always end up looking like a 3yo scrawled them.
24:00 <p0p-dog> signing on those digitised keyboard PDA's makes anyone's signature look weird
25:00 <xm> i should just sign everything as 'xm'
25:00 <xm> maybe with < > too
25:00 <simba> theyre the stupidest things
25:00 <simba> theyre like still black and white
25:00 <simba> get a fucken PDA
26:00 <beehhh> <simba> ur only an hour behind? <beehhh> seem like seven years behind to me
26:00 <p0p-dog> last time I signed one, the machine was so over-used. The fidelity of my signature was like signing on sandpaper
26:00 <beehhh> ahhh so deep
26:00 <simba> hahahaha i was almost considering mentioning that
26:00 <simba> Deep
27:00 <simba> beehhh is sober everyone
27:00 <simba> seize the moment
27:00 <beehhh> carry on i gotta nap tomorrow watching the dracula untold
27:00 <p0p-dog> carpe!
27:00 <beehhh> cant wait to watch it with a big bag of popcorn
28:00 <p0p-dog> looks like a cash-cow to me.
28:00 <Yilmaz> beehhh is the one that takes cam footage of movies at the cinema and puts them up as torrents along with selling them to tourists in the streets.
28:00 <simba> dracula uncircumsized
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <p0p-dog> who are the SBS movie reviewers? David and what's the woman's name?
29:00 <simba> i can imagine Pieter trying that scam for a week or 2
29:00 <beehhh> http://lashlee71.com/mickeyfilms/homeboy.jpg
29:00 <Yilmaz> It's time for dinner. 
29:00 <p0p-dog> they didn't like Dracula Untold. But they don't like most hollywood releases. They're all like, 'This isn't quality drama!'
29:00 <Maurice> Whats for dinner
29:00 <Yilmaz> Sundried tomato chicken with pasta
30:00 <Maurice> Ok you can keep the tomato
31:00 <p0p-dog> if all becoming is a great ring then everything is equally essential, eternal
31:00 <simba> i realised today requiem for a dream is 1 of my fav movie posters 
31:00 <Yilmaz> It's like a sauce. It's quite nice. 
32:00 <simba> i dont care about them much or anything but it stands out http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Requiem_for_a_dream.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> colin barnet's shark on barbie
32:00 <British^Meat> dracula might be kinda arse
32:00 <British^Meat> honest, most of em sorta are
32:00 <Yilmaz> Picard is ignoring me making fun of him now. He really doesn't like things turned on him.
32:00 <British^Meat> id watch it, but not at the movies
32:00 <p0p-dog> I think my favourite movie is 'There will be blood'
32:00 <simba> i have this poster http://www.impawards.com/1971/posters/clockwork_orange_ver2_xlg.jpg
32:00 <beehhh> gillard can have a dessert she dont like meat menu's at a restaurant
33:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3THVbr4hlY There will be blood
33:00 <Yilmaz> I enjoyed there will be blood. I don't often enjoy Daniel Day Lewis movies .... I did that one though.
34:00 <Yilmaz> I haven't watched it in quite some time. May have to download it and watch it again.
34:00 <beehhh> skype in melbourne with a junkie mate
34:00 <beehhh> he now is a citizen
36:00 <p0p-dog> I liked how he was a driven man. I like that in the Spiderman movies. They don't just present a villain as a villian. They show how he became the way he is
36:00 <p0p-dog> becoming
38:00 <p0p-dog> The two great philosophical perspectives, that of becoming of development, and that according to the value of existence
38:00 <British^Meat> nothing like hard boiled egg at 12:08am
39:00 <p0p-dog> both brought together decisively by me. I want to teach the idea which gives many the right to erase themselves
39:00 <simba> lol i love this guy insane starcraft player http://www.twitch.tv/dragon
39:00 <p0p-dog> Everything becomes and recurs eternally. Escape is impossible
41:00 <British^Meat> oh this is gonna be some dude going nuts on his keyboard innit?
41:00 <simba> well hes fucken playing music atm
43:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58 James Brown - Living in America
43:00 <British^Meat> i have no idea whats going on in there atm, but i can hear his mouse and keyboard clicks going nuts
44:00 <simba> now hes playing
44:00 <p0p-dog> just slide behind the wheel, how does it feel?
44:00 <simba> BlackDevil isnt even in here.. that explains the lack of youtube info
45:00 <British^Meat> lol that dude got banned
45:00 <British^Meat> he's listworthy also
45:00 <Yilmaz> I've been watching a lot of american political commentary shows and it has made me consider America to be the most dangerous country in the world.  Then I take a look at our news here in Australia and I am scared because Abbott and his cronies are taking us down the path to become the next America.
45:00 <p0p-dog> hehe. It's the new Rome
47:00 <p0p-dog> Jello Biafra a somewhat left-wing dude who used to be the singer for Dead Kennedys
47:00 <simba> theyre a monster
47:00 <Yilmaz> Just yesterday I noticed that the Liberal Democrat wanker who only got voted in because people mistakingly voted for him thinking he was part of the LNP was saying how great smokers were ... and then announced he took tens of thousands of dollars from a cigarette company in campaign contributions. 
47:00 <Saemon> wat da fucks up in da house muvafuakkeeeeeeeeRz
48:00 <British^Meat> mibbit sorta cool
48:00 <British^Meat> has no need for BD
48:00 <p0p-dog> he was saying 'The greatest problem isn't Global Warming, or Terrorism etc, it's corruption' It's corruption which keeps us from solving these issues. Corruption of companies who have vested interests in thing
48:00 <British^Meat> not that there is one anyways
50:00 <p0p-dog> The Australian voting public are pretty dumb. It amazes me that so many workers vote a right wing government into power
51:00 <p0p-dog> These idiot believe this propaganda when they have ads like 'The mining tax will kill jobs'
52:00 <p0p-dog> paid for by mining companies
52:00 <British^Meat> i usually just vote for whoev's
52:00 <doctor> vote #1 a-bomb. the best future for our children is to not bring them here at all
53:00 <British^Meat> if you tolerate this, then your children will be next
53:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRWJP1Ktww Max Q - Way of the world
55:00 <p0p-dog> whether it's God or the bomb, it's just the same and it's only fear under another name
59:00 <simba> God + Bomb = Gomb
01:00 <p0p-dog> The world's heading for collapse if we don't localise things
02:00 <p0p-dog> we need to have a self-sufficient society
02:00 <p0p-dog> we shouldn't be importing everything from China
03:00 <DrGore> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGCFJL8hQuE
04:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, i just like, go with the flow
04:00 <doctor> gomba
04:00 <p0p-dog> well you haven't seen the despair of the industrial revolution British^Meat
05:00 <British^Meat> nope
05:00 <British^Meat> i was just googling about the new batman movie
06:00 <British^Meat> thats as deep as i can get
07:00 <British^Meat> should be alright
07:00 <p0p-dog> 'clemmed' means to starve. British slang. 'clemmed to death'
07:00 <p0p-dog> can you imagine that?
35:00 <xm> simba has the powah
36:00 <Thoth> yer shit kent
38:00 <BlackDevil> WATCH: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ With More Laughter Added In
56:00 <BlackDevil> morning sunshine
03:00 <Bastardly_One> morning fag
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My hours are completely screwed at the moment
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be going to sleep about now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not fucking waking up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who's awake?
39:00 <xm> me, but barely
40:00 <Bastardly_One> go to sleep then?
40:00 <xm> cant
40:00 <xm> have to fix something by tomorrow
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ack
41:00 <xm> why do you ask if anyone is awake?
41:00 <milk> chat hard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just making convo I guess
47:00 <milk> I'm coming to terms with being deroboticised
52:00 <xm> time to shut down
52:00 <xm> nite
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ........................................................
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> leant on the keyboard
05:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
06:00 <Bastardly_One> leaned?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever 
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15:00 <Bastardly_One> what are we laughing at? 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid element
03:00 <Crip> http://youtu.be/_mO2VcJAkOw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rustie - Attak ft. Danny Brown (Aug 10, 2014) 3:09 - Category: Music - 717,758 views - likes (95.5%), dislikes (4.5%) dislikes (4.5%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip is going Danny Brown crazy
34:00 <Crip> fuck yeah mon
34:00 <Crip> gunna do a show soon if ya wanna tune
34:00 <Crip> it'll be nigga music, then trap, then wubs
34:00 <Crip> 4 day weekend fewl !
40:00 <Sponge> Crip do you have an iphone6 plus?
45:00 <Crip> nah mate I prefer phones that dont bend
45:00 <Crip> I just got a invite to get a new OnePlus phone
45:00 <Crip> 24 hours to claim
47:00 <Sponge> can you give me your invitation?
48:00 <Crip> ummm
48:00 <Crip> NO
48:00 <Sponge> well are you actually going to buy it?
48:00 <Crip> I get 1 free invites when i purchase mine tho
48:00 <Crip> 2
48:00 <Crip> ...
48:00 <Sponge> not for a month or longer
48:00 <Sponge> you know you can't send it to australia
48:00 <Sponge> they only send to usa
49:00 <Crip> Yeah im getting it sent to my mate
49:00 <Crip> most ppl get them sent to mail fowarders
49:00 <Crip> http://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/mobile_phone_oneplus
49:00 <Crip> all the info is above
49:00 <Sponge> well you sound informed
49:00 <Crip> my friend got one a few weeks back
49:00 <Sponge> they say there is a yellow band in the screen
49:00 <Sponge> at the bottom
49:00 <Crip> its the bees knees
50:00 <Sponge> it's a fault in about 1 in 4 screens
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost
45:00 <beehhh> officer got shot in the leg at preston by his own gun
51:00 <beehhh> asian century and asylum seekers
15:00 <Cleo78> !seen "EagleSoar^
16:00 <Cleo78> !seen ^EagleSoar^
33:00 <Skirmish> lol panda got banned again? 
33:00 <British^Meat> nah, pretty sure thats the one from last week
34:00 <British^Meat> he can finally rejoin now!
34:00 <British^Meat> (snigger)
34:00 <Fez> Invite him
34:00 <British^Meat> bit of a joke really
35:00 <Skirmish> Went to sleep early this morning and set an alarm to wake up 3 hours later.  Instead, I set the alarm for PM and work up 8 hours later. My night shift sleep has been ruined. 
35:00 <British^Meat> doh
38:00 <Fez> I want an advent calender for every month
47:00 <British^Meat> would probably suck in the super hot weather
07:00 <Thoth> Now that is fucking weird
07:00 <Thoth> Last weekend I accidently went swimming
07:00 <Thoth> My pocket wifi was unfortunately in my pocket
07:00 <Thoth> And turned on
08:00 <Thoth> I get out of the water and its off, I dry it, try to turn it on again, and its just dead
08:00 <Thoth> So I just plugged it into a charger and now it works
08:00 <Thoth> I might make up some bs reason why I should return it to vodafone for warranty replacement
11:00 <British^Meat> tis working or just charging?
12:00 <Thoth> well the lcd screen says its charging
12:00 <Thoth> and its low battery
13:00 <Thoth> it won't actually turn on tho... maybe I should take it back to big w
16:00 <British^Meat> balls
17:00 <British^Meat> if its unmarked and looks on it mightbe worth a shot
17:00 <British^Meat> just say it suddently stopped working
17:00 <Thoth> Just have to find the receipt heh
26:00 <Thoth> sweet found it
39:00 <Digerati> hi ppl's
39:00 <Digerati> hi thoth :)
40:00 <Thoth> Hail
40:00 <Digerati> i salute thee
40:00 <Thoth> Kneel before your God
40:00 <Digerati> damn those pills knock me out, much better than oxy
41:00 <Thoth> Fuckin hillbilly
41:00 <Digerati> i am off the oxy today my doctor said
41:00 <Thoth> Just pop 5 and go hunting
41:00 <Digerati> just taking sero
41:00 <Thoth> But only if you have digital camo outfit
41:00 <Digerati> and thats it
42:00 <Digerati> scanner darkly shit eh ?
42:00 <Thoth> And in Engrish?
42:00 <Digerati> i liked a scanner datkly
42:00 <Digerati> a scanner darkly
42:00 <Digerati> it's a movie
42:00 <Digerati> "a scanner darkly"
43:00 <Digerati> you will like it
43:00 <Digerati> trust me
43:00 <Thoth> o right, 7.1/10 on imdb
43:00 <Thoth> I'll give her a crack
43:00 <Digerati> it's with wynona ryder, robert downey jn
44:00 <Digerati> poor girl dont make any movies anymore
44:00 <Digerati> i wonder why
44:00 <Digerati> prolly on the drugs
45:00 <Digerati> the movies goes from animated to real back and fourth
45:00 <Digerati> but really well done
45:00 <Digerati> that movie
46:00 <Digerati> i personaly liked "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"
46:00 <Digerati> it was with Jim Carrey
48:00 <Digerati> undercover cop in a not-too-distant future becomes involved with a dangerous new drug and begins to lose his own identity as a result
48:00 <Digerati> dukn sounds like me in a way :) rofl
49:00 <Digerati> druggggsss
49:00 <British^Meat> Digerati is ruining this room, like beagle
49:00 <Digerati> my ultimate is jalepeno peppers
49:00 <Digerati> british, i stated who i am when the room was full
49:00 <Digerati> i am nothing
50:00 <Digerati> just because i touch type, you can learn, dont make me an elite computer genius like you :)
51:00 <Digerati> winona is still hot
51:00 <Digerati> like her
51:00 <Digerati> 42 years old
53:00 <Digerati> Mar 2, 2014 - Winona Ryder talks to Celia Walden about aging gracefully, why she's never married and her starring role in David Hare's new political thriller.'
53:00 <Thoth> hmm... I wonder if big w consider a pocket wifi device to be a "mobile phone"
54:00 <Thoth> apparently they don't accept returns for "mobile phones" under any circumstance, and refer to the carrier (vodafone)
54:00 <Digerati> dude, i got told off for connecting to someones wifi that was open to public and not secured
55:00 <Digerati> it was in the city
55:00 <Thoth> Learn to handle people better
55:00 <Thoth> Best response: "whats wifi?"
56:00 <Digerati> umm, i invented wifi, orrrr ummm "we" invented wifi ? :) hehe
56:00 <Digerati> well not I
56:00 <Digerati> but VUT
56:00 <Digerati> australia invented it anyway
57:00 <Thoth> The whole nation participated?
57:00 <Digerati> Made In Australia
57:00 <Thoth> wifi is an example of why csiro funding should be cut, imho
57:00 <Digerati> i should say
57:00 <Digerati> vut took part in it's invention
57:00 <Thoth> its always touted as the money maker, cause it brought in a couple hundred million in patent licensing
58:00 <Thoth> except it cost several billion to develop
58:00 <Digerati> i liked vut
58:00 <Digerati> didnt like footscray
58:00 <Digerati> but vut was good
58:00 <Digerati> too many fags on footscray park
04:00 <Digerati> fk this ecig refilling it is a task
04:00 <Loof> get one with a tank
04:00 <Loof> fill it once a day
04:00 <Digerati> yeah right
05:00 <Digerati> the bong factor
05:00 <Digerati> they look like bongs ffs
05:00 <Digerati> i did like them
05:00 <Digerati> but too big
06:00 <Digerati> i aint going into the city with a suit and 80's style briefcase, and a ecig that looks like a bong
06:00 <Loof> this: http://www.joyetech.com/product/eGo.php
06:00 <Loof> looks nothing like a bong
06:00 <Digerati> i got that
06:00 <Digerati> that is what i got
06:00 <Digerati> ego
06:00 <Loof> nice
06:00 <Digerati> i thought you meant something big
07:00 <Digerati> the shit spills but
07:00 <Loof> it leaks?
07:00 <Digerati> yeah
07:00 <Digerati> naturally
08:00 <Loof> fuck
09:00 <Digerati> they are good
09:00 <Loof> no leaking is bad
09:00 <Digerati> i ordered 12mg
09:00 <Loof> fuck getting an ego
09:00 <Loof> i'm getting one of these: http://www.kangeronline.com/collections/kangertech-starter-kit
09:00 <Loof> they dont leak
09:00 <British^Meat> i know, u should just like, stop smoking :/
09:00 <Digerati> i like the first one
09:00 <Digerati> all metal
10:00 <Skirmish> People actually believe that e-cigs are better for you than normal cigarettes. It just goes to show you can make a lot of money off peoples stupidity.
11:00 <Digerati> skirmish, you have to find someone that deals with real nicotine liquid
11:00 <Digerati> it's worked with me for the past 2 month
12:00 <Digerati> get hooked on the usb !
12:00 <British^Meat> indeed
12:00 <British^Meat> they dont help
12:00 <Digerati> smoke dat computer
12:00 <British^Meat> its the action that u need to modify
12:00 <British^Meat> not the nicotine
12:00 <British^Meat> u need to change the action/routine
12:00 <British^Meat> then you'll stop
12:00 <Digerati> it aint easy
12:00 <British^Meat> You're just replacing smoking with something else
12:00 <Digerati> true
12:00 <Digerati> but it dont make a pungent smell in the house
13:00 <Digerati> so yeah
13:00 <Digerati> it's got it's good
14:00 <Digerati> wish they could liquify thc
14:00 <Digerati> now that would be fun in a ecif
17:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VirUkj8_4
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Make A Marijuana E-Cig / Vape Liquid Using Vegetable Glycerin (May 8, 2014) 12:07 - Category: Howto & Style - 166,737 views - 1,298 likes (95.2%), 65 dislikes (4.8%)
18:00 <Digerati> does he even know wtf he is foing ?
19:00 <B1-not-here> WOO! PS4 bitches!
19:00 <B1-not-here> (soon as I can connect to my fucking wifi)
20:00 <British^Meat> cant wait to get mine, im thinkking xmas
21:00 <B1-not-here> The Last of Us Remastered
21:00 <B1-not-here> ummmmmmmmmmm
21:00 <B1-not-here> FiFa 15
21:00 <B1-not-here> AC IV
21:00 <British^Meat> yer id get TLOU for sure
21:00 <British^Meat> probably infamous
21:00 <B1-not-here> was part of my 499 pack
22:00 <B1-not-here> TLOU
22:00 <B1-not-here> and AC IV
22:00 <British^Meat> sell AC, damn i hate those games
22:00 <B1-not-here> heh
23:00 <B1-not-here> I was gonna get infamous but decided on watch dogs
23:00 <B1-not-here> will letcha know soon
24:00 <B1-not-here> the touchpad is good for typing
27:00 <Digerati> hey loof
27:00 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxzt1w56Aqo
27:00 <Digerati> check that out
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: First Look At The Snoop Dogg G Pen | EpicHerbReviews (Aug 11, 2014) 6:22 - Category: Entertainment - 39,468 views - 315 likes (93.2%), 23 dislikes (6.8%)
27:00 <Digerati> tell me if you like it
28:00 <Digerati> i dont like how the end tip where you suck from is plastic
29:00 <Digerati> should be metal
32:00 <B1-not-here> 5 mins
32:00 <B1-not-here> I'll be kicking goals in HD glory
32:00 <B1-not-here> couleurs is gonna be excited
32:00 <B1-not-here> heh
33:00 <British^Meat> ps4 > every other console
37:00 <B1-not-here> ffs
37:00 <B1-not-here> updatig shit already
37:00 <B1-not-here> the controller is smaller too
38:00 <B1-not-here> good luck finding the power button at first though
54:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=409946469163394
54:00 <British^Meat> magpie attacj
56:00 <British^Meat> cant u just hit the ps button on the controller?
58:00 <B1-not-here> nup
58:00 <B1-not-here> ZOMG!
58:00 <B1-not-here> Fifa is installing
58:00 <B1-not-here> and looks better than fifa 14 on the ps3 already
58:00 <B1-not-here> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fifa is shit
01:00 <B1-not-here> instant loading
01:00 <B1-not-here> is awesome
03:00 <British^Meat> got a few more wiiu games i want b4 i get a ps4
03:00 <British^Meat> honestly. if im not high i dont game
04:00 <British^Meat> and i havent been high in a month, thus, no games
15:00 <Fall> Sometimes I fart. Sometimes, I don't.
19:00 <doctor> have you spoken to your doctor about that?
24:00 <Fall> doctor: Sometimes I fart. Sometimes, I don't.
24:00 <doctor> Might need an expensive arse operation
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck a duck!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from a PS3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> instant install time on the PS4 is awesome!
38:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhBmXKKYq1E
41:00 <mrdanger> gay
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you PS4
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for making it easier for idiots to type with the controller
46:00 <doctor> trolled already?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend in the US won't shut up long enough for me to play a game yet
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <doctor> are they under $300 yet?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know ... I do feel I payed too much
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but give a fuck
47:00 <mrdanger> .3+00000
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how long does AC IV take to download
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wake me up by saying Bastardly_One in 38 mins yeah?
29:00 <Fez> No moke
30:00 <Fez> Breasts
31:00 <Fez> My work here is done
31:00 <Moke> i want a what cd
31:00 <TheRon> bigguns
31:00 <Moke> fuckhead
31:00 <Moke> you are a fuckhead fez
31:00 <Moke> fucking piece of shit
31:00 <TheRon> sunday bloody sunday!
31:00 <Fez> Someones bum hurts
32:00 <TheRon> piles?
35:00 <doctor> and so they rage
35:00 <Fez> Likely
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Fifa 15 is off it's face
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so glad I got a PS4
36:00 <Fez> Wait tikk fifa 16
36:00 <Fez> Till
36:00 <Fez> 15 will suckballs
36:00 <doctor> experts say that we're all idiots
37:00 <TheRon> scott morrison?
38:00 <doctor> yes he is an expert. we're just the stupid underlings who do not know what's good for them
38:00 <TheRon> depeche mode - enjoy the silence
45:00 <TheRon> don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
47:00 <Cleo78> !seen ^EagleSoar^
48:00 <Thoth> Weird
49:00 <Thoth> I wonder where BlackDevil went
49:00 <Thoth> Probably crazy
49:00 <TheRon> i did the song roxanne at kareoke one night to a rousing applause
49:00 <Moke> blackdevil is a fat faggot
50:00 <Thoth> I did total eclipse of the heart last night
50:00 <Thoth> Except as the dan band do it
50:00 <TheRon> just once i would like to see people in here not referring to faggots or people being faggots
50:00 <Thoth> Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit terrified, I see the fucking look in your eye etc.
54:00 <FredFlinstone> dont hold your breath TheRon
54:00 <TheRon> i know
56:00 <TheRon> i'm an ordinary guy, burning down the house
58:00 <Fall> Who's house?
58:00 <TheRon> my house!
58:00 <Fall> ;)
58:00 <Fall> CoolAid_OhYeah!.jpg
59:00 <Thoth> TheRon: "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired," Mr Mirza said.
59:00 <TheRon> r...........ight!
00:00 <Thoth> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
03:00 <TheRon> i hope my legs don't break, walking on the moon
08:00 <Jimmy-H> if its to heavy it falls out of the sky
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
14:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I got today
14:00 <TheRon> some weed?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh a PS4
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i went outside in the sunshine
14:00 <Doodle> and perved at girlies
15:00 <Jimmy-H> hardon when u saw the school holiday schedule?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I did that too
15:00 <Jimmy-H> sick fuck
15:00 <Doodle> who's dis cunt
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
16:00 <TheRon> Jimmy-H: rides on the special bus
18:00 <TheRon> Jimmy-H: is a wendouree nuffy
18:00 <Jimmy-H> do u get hard when u know school it out?
20:00 <Jimmy-H> :P
20:00 <Jimmy-H> hit a nerv?
21:00 <Jimmy-H> wendouree? thats ballarat isnt it?
21:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
22:00 <TheRon> and it's quite a stench
22:00 <Jimmy-H> u should shower
25:00 <Jimmy-H> TheRon
26:00 <TheRon> yes?
26:00 <Jimmy-H> pm boy
26:00 <TheRon> i don't do pm's
26:00 <Jimmy-H> fucken do it
26:00 <Jimmy-H> dont be a whiny cunt like Bastardly_One
27:00 <TheRon> beer?
27:00 <Jimmy-H> ok
27:00 <Jimmy-H> i only drink corona's
28:00 <TheRon> with the lemon on top
28:00 <Jimmy-H> no lemon, im not a faggot
28:00 <TheRon> it don't taste too bad i'm telling you
28:00 <Jimmy-H> real men dont drink beer with lemon
28:00 <Jimmy-H> also real men dont fuck little kids
29:00 <TheRon> are you not a real man?
29:00 <Jimmy-H> im a real man
29:00 <Jimmy-H> check your fucken pm
30:00 <TheRon> say it here pussy
30:00 <Jimmy-H> i cant
30:00 <Jimmy-H> its classified
30:00 <TheRon> nope you just a pussy
30:00 <Jimmy-H> did u read it?
31:00 <TheRon> read what?
31:00 <Jimmy-H> the pm ffs
31:00 <TheRon> does it have nude chicks?
32:00 <Jimmy-H> yes
32:00 <TheRon> yeah right
32:00 <Jimmy-H> kik
32:00 <Jimmy-H> lol
34:00 <Jimmy-H> kinky
40:00 <TheRon> steak?
41:00 <Jimmy-H> turkey
42:00 <TheRon> steak?
43:00 <Jimmy-H> u like meat
43:00 <TheRon> i like the cured meats
43:00 <MJsGrl> no im vegan
44:00 <Jimmy-H> like wat?
44:00 <Jimmy-H> MJsGrl can we see breast pics please
44:00 <TheRon> salami, postrami, chrizo
45:00 <Jimmy-H> nice
45:00 <Jimmy-H> are you Italian?
45:00 <TheRon> nope
45:00 <Jimmy-H> Greek?
45:00 <Jimmy-H> Anal?
45:00 <Jimmy-H> oops sorry i was thinking Greek
45:00 <TheRon> no i'm just really neat
46:00 <Jimmy-H> lol 2 north melbourne excited about Waite
46:00 <Jimmy-H> he is useless
46:00 <TheRon> and petrie isn't?
46:00 <TheRon> who's the tigers getting?
46:00 <Jimmy-H> yeah well they already had him, 
47:00 <Jimmy-H> Abblett
47:00 <TheRon> some mature ager??
47:00 <Jimmy-H> nuh
48:00 <Jimmy-H> no idea really
49:00 <TheRon> get george burbury
49:00 <Jimmy-H> who
49:00 <TheRon> played 7 games for the cats
49:00 <Jimmy-H> campbel brown is a chance
49:00 <TheRon> 186cm forward
50:00 <TheRon> fearless
50:00 <Jimmy-H> bit small
50:00 <TheRon> size isn't everything
50:00 <TheRon> right ladies?
51:00 <Jimmy-H> thats what the guys with small cocks say
51:00 <TheRon> the worst remark in bed by a woman is "are you in yet?"
52:00 <Jimmy-H> ive heard that before
52:00 <Jimmy-H> i thought she just meant was i in bed
52:00 <TheRon> damn
53:00 <Jimmy-H> shattered
01:00 <Jimmy-H> :P
02:00 <TheRon> oh c'mon eileen
02:00 <Jimmy-H> Tania woont put out now im not taking roids
03:00 <TheRon> pretend to be on the roids?
04:00 <Jimmy-H> she is the supplier, she introduced me to Dank
04:00 <TheRon> right
04:00 <TheRon> ask hirdy?
05:00 <Jimmy-H> she had all the team come over they they spent 30 minutes each with her in out bedroom
05:00 <Jimmy-H> i am hirdy 
05:00 <Jimmy-H> she told me they were injecting and i was to stay in the kitchen
06:00 <Jimmy-H> all 34 of them, one after the other day after day
06:00 <TheRon> damn
06:00 <Jimmy-H> i think she could be cheating on me with dustin
07:00 <TheRon> where's matthew this could ruin him
07:00 <Jimmy-H> Lloyd?
07:00 <TheRon> nah the gay fat bloke on here
07:00 <Jimmy-H> oh ok
07:00 <Jimmy-H> does he love hird?
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
08:00 <Jimmy-H> oh ok
08:00 <Jimmy-H> i should watch my arse?
08:00 <TheRon> backs to the wall
08:00 <Jimmy-H> ok
10:00 <TheRon> why is no other bastard chatting???
11:00 <Jimmy-H> watching porn?
11:00 <Jimmy-H> and they are afraid of the new guy
11:00 <TheRon> they'll go blind
11:00 <Jimmy-H> probably
13:00 <simba> 4:1)
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> poor mjsgirl
16:00 <TheRon> michael jackson's little girl?
16:00 <Picard> dunno
16:00 <Picard> maybe
16:00 <simba> jeez Picard do u even say hello to ur family after work or do u just race to the computer to join irc
17:00 <Picard> simba i consider you as my son
17:00 <Picard> and im home alone
17:00 <Picard> they are shoppping and im meeting them for dinner
17:00 <simba> thanx 4 the info
18:00 <TheRon> i think brown eyed girl is a sweet song
18:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
18:00 <simba> you've selected: brown eyed girl
18:00 <Bastardly_One> super mario on Fifa 15 rocks
18:00 <simba> kool
18:00 <Picard> TheRon i agree
18:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hello
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a PS4 today
18:00 <Picard> steal it?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> using Super Mario as Danny is a sub
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid!
19:00 <Picard> or its DSP payment day?
19:00 <simba> hes injuried irl thats y
19:00 <TheRon> is it black friday?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the bastard
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but Super Mario is as easy to spot
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <simba> and stay out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sort of been fucking around on all 4 games I got 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> now I think I might get into Fifa
20:00 <simba> how the fuck did you afford a ps4 and four games
21:00 <simba> did u sell an arm
21:00 <TheRon> a lung?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> called getting a grand a fortnight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and advance time
21:00 <simba> wooten
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you can voice command it 
22:00 <simba> "PS4 ON"
22:00 <simba> .........
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I can see you sitting there in Manager 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> going substitute
22:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I was meaning Fifa
23:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had a proper game yet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> about to ... will let ya now
23:00 <Bastardly_One> know too
23:00 <simba> that would mess with ur concentration hell bad
24:00 <simba> did u win the opening lfc man shitty game?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't started my friendlies yet
24:00 <Bastardly_One> about to 
24:00 <simba> i mean the game it automatically launches you into
24:00 <simba> did you get that
24:00 <simba> like before u even see a menu
24:00 <simba> the Title Decider
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw it?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the Match Day Live thing is a cool extra
26:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid question
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to play 14 on amatuer right?
27:00 <TheRon> wsw v seoul??
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm asking simba something for a reason
28:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what mode did I used to play and you'd laugh?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was amateur?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> because if so ... it's fucking harder than last year
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <simba> yep probably
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's harder
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it can never be my shit playing
30:00 <simba> how did u not see the liverpool - city game it launches u straight into it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do I know? ... I swear this is the first game I am about to play
31:00 <Bastardly_One> again Valencia
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *against
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah lemme get a half in at least
33:00 <Bastardly_One> before I give an opinion
33:00 <simba> ok ill let you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> smart arse
34:00 <simba> i beat the computer 1-0 and 3-1 but lost to my bro 4-2 and 3-0
34:00 <simba> thats my fifa 15 so far
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say did you get it 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I remember you said you've only played it
34:00 <simba> bro did
34:00 <Bastardly_One> did you find it harder?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or did I imagine that fucking around before I deleted and started again?
35:00 <simba> i spent ages tweaking the settings like making the passing/crossing everything manual not auto, so i could feel teh differences
36:00 <simba> and yea it was tuffa to make 1-2s and do thing
36:00 <TheRon> i miss friday night footy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, just wondering because I've not played 14 for a while
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
36:00 <Bastardly_One> here goes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Super Mario better fucking score for me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> GOAL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> already 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and again!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <simba> what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
40:00 <simba> We are devastated to announce that on Thursday 2nd October, Stephen Samuel Gordon aka The Spaceape, vocalist, poet and live performer, passed away peacefully after a 5 year struggle with a rare form of cancer. 
41:00 <simba> first rashad now this
41:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is good by the way
43:00 <simba> i still have a major gripe with how they dont let you make unlimited subs in the friendlies in manager mode
43:00 <simba> its such a small thing but i get so annoyed by it
43:00 <simba> cos i like rotating teh squad
43:00 <simba> realistic grass but unrealistic friendlies!!!!!!!!
46:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
46:00 <TheRon> http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name.php
46:00 <Ana_Ng> conical bra!
46:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: done that yet?
46:00 <Ana_Ng> i've done many of those
47:00 <simba> boobs
47:00 <Ana_Ng> if my brain is working, i can name them all
47:00 <Ana_Ng> if it's not, i can name 185
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hat trick!
47:00 <TheRon> and it shows
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not even half time yet
47:00 <Ana_Ng> i've just been trivia challenged on american politics
48:00 <Ana_Ng> by an old pilot
48:00 <Ana_Ng> nailed it.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> don't start here
48:00 <simba> cbf thinking of all the african countries
48:00 <TheRon> all you need is love
48:00 <TheRon> it's easy
48:00 <Ana_Ng> it's only 54
49:00 <simba> Ana_Ng could you spell shit like kazakstan first try?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> oh right, you guys don't have 50 states
49:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
49:00 <Ana_Ng> kyrgyzstan too
49:00 <simba> well arent u teh 1337 globe master
49:00 <Ana_Ng> all rainman an shi
49:00 <TheRon> delaware
49:00 <TheRon> rhode island
49:00 <TheRon> maine
50:00 <TheRon> i'm spent
50:00 <Ana_Ng> nice work
51:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <simba> New York State
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you haven't mentioned the state all the australians go to
52:00 <TheRon> arkansas?
53:00 <simba> cali?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> you are probably more familiar with the city
53:00 <Ana_Ng> well you have to fly into los angeles
53:00 <TheRon> nevada
53:00 <Ana_Ng> but then you go across the desert
53:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
53:00 <Ana_Ng> vegas, baby
53:00 <simba> Bah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 - 1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> half time
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> get off beginner man
56:00 <simba> semi pro should be bare minimum
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was amat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'll have to wait until the end of the game to find out 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> both strikers have done hat tricks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Lucas has even got one in 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I've got 5 as Balotelli ... who I am using as my player
59:00 <Bastardly_One> too cool
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah too easy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> penalty
05:00 <Ana_Ng> Congrats!
05:00 <Ana_Ng> Your performance on this quiz has boosted you to a
05:00 <Ana_Ng> new level on JetPunk! You are now at:
06:00 <Ana_Ng> Level 2
06:00 <Ana_Ng> 196/196
06:00 <Ana_Ng> that one is easy because you get to see the map
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i am used to doing it blind
09:00 <simba> lol joe pesci has put out two records
09:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdWyL4va0E
09:00 <simba> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511iwJ0umUL._SY300_.jpg
09:00 <simba> this is amazing
09:00 <simba> ly average
09:00 <simba> which makes it great!!!!!!
10:00 <doctor> how do you people deal with fingernails? Seems I had let my grow out just to have a feast, now they're all red raw
11:00 <doctor> just aswell I suppose, scratching myself was drawing blood
12:00 <doctor> they were like cat claws
16:00 <Digerati> yo
16:00 <Digerati> just came back from tabaret L(
16:00 <Digerati> :)
16:00 <doctor> what's that?
16:00 <Digerati> gaming
17:00 <Digerati> $$$
17:00 <Digerati> gambling more like it... :)
17:00 <Digerati> tossing lots
17:00 <simba> i pick em and nibble em doctor,,,,,,
17:00 <Digerati> hey simb
17:00 <Bastardly_One> end score
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 - 1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Digerati> i won 400
18:00 <Digerati> not bad
18:00 <simba> u guys rock
18:00 <Digerati> got back what i lost in the week
18:00 <doctor> yeah that's usually my habit
18:00 <Digerati> dumbarse i am, should have walked out with 500
18:00 <Digerati> played the 1000
18:00 <Digerati> 100
19:00 <Digerati> actually won 500
19:00 <Digerati> played the 100
19:00 <doctor> you'll end up blowing it all again
19:00 <Digerati> prolly
19:00 <Digerati> but i am in front by 200
19:00 <simba> Digerati spend it all on Skrillex MP3s
20:00 <Digerati> free drinks
20:00 <Digerati> rofl
20:00 <Digerati> skrillex sux dood
20:00 <simba> i assumed you liked him 
20:00 <Digerati> ghey
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I just discovered something
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the controller has a speaker thing
22:00 <Digerati> insert it in your anus bastardly
23:00 <Digerati> and do the wild thing...
23:00 <Ana_Ng> bye y'all
23:00 <Digerati> yeah..,
23:00 <Digerati> you don't know how i type
23:00 <Digerati> look at my fingers
23:00 <Digerati> read my mind...
24:00 <Digerati> :P
24:00 <Digerati> PENIS
24:00 <Digerati> hi nikky
24:00 <Nikky`> Hi Digerati
25:00 <Digerati> do i make you HORNAY BABY !
25:00 <Digerati> guess the mike myers thing don't work anymore...
25:00 <simba> hi Nikky`
26:00 <simba> Digerati do your stretch marks make you feel insecure?
26:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgU0VyXkmA
26:00 <simba> these lyrix rock
26:00 <Nikky`> Hey simba :o))
27:00 <Digerati> this ecig sucks
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Nikky` :)
27:00 <Nikky`> Hiya Bastardly_One :o)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so, this is the way Watch_Dogs is meant to look
27:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, I got a PS4 today
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and Fifa 15
27:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
27:00 <couleurs> nice 1 c u oneline
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just won a friendly 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 - 1
28:00 <Digerati> how much u put on it ?
28:00 <couleurs> i've only played 4 matches
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only match I've played so far
28:00 <simba> couleurs irl https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsvrN5ceh_pMOxE4dho-xl4US4BzkapZVDy26oJJjZW5jGQba_jg
29:00 <couleurs> well 6 inc 2 offline
29:00 <couleurs> it's harder
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying that too 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> then it made me eat my words
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and here I am 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 - 1 on the first match of the season
29:00 <Digerati> my dick is sore
29:00 <couleurs> defending is harder
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, friendly
30:00 <couleurs> Football Friend!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I wonder if its this good on the PS3?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> make simba get it 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <simba> im not getting it on ps4
30:00 <simba> ps3
30:00 <Digerati> ps4 sux
30:00 <couleurs> ps3 going in da bin
31:00 <couleurs> aka gumtree
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Digerati> nintendo !
31:00 <Digerati> wii
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mine will be when GTA V comes out
31:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's being sold
31:00 <Digerati> you dont have a 360 ?
31:00 <couleurs> gran turismo 7 next year sometime....
31:00 <Digerati> gta v i got
31:00 <Digerati> midnight edition
31:00 <simba> 360s are for manchildren 
32:00 <Digerati> it works great on 360
32:00 <Digerati> hi dragen
32:00 <Digerati> i still like gta iv
33:00 <simba> u love teh russians
33:00 <Digerati> i love the mission on gta iv
33:00 <Digerati> gta v has not many missions
33:00 <Digerati> gta iv has stacks of missions
34:00 <Digerati> gta v i am level 50 online
34:00 <simba> what about san andreas
34:00 <Digerati> it was designed for online
34:00 <simba> and london 1969
34:00 <simba> any comments on their missions
34:00 <Digerati> san andreas is crap
34:00 <Digerati> never played it
34:00 <simba> "san andreas is crap, never played it"
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Digerati> shit gfx
34:00 <simba> u dont play GTA for graphics u faget
34:00 <simba> u play it 2 kill whores
35:00 <simba> and mob bosses
35:00 <simba> and Become Da King of Liberty City
35:00 <Digerati> totally
35:00 <couleurs> san andreas, iv and v are da best 1s
35:00 <Nikky`> Has everyone had a good week?
35:00 <Digerati> fuck dem bitches
35:00 <simba> the football friend has spoken
35:00 <Digerati> i am going for some mad sex with my money tonight
35:00 <Digerati> fuck you all :)
36:00 <couleurs> u suk new Pieter
36:00 <couleurs> yes Nikky` thank u, n u
36:00 <Digerati> money and whores
36:00 <Digerati> WHORESSS
36:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it was ok I guess, glad its over tho
37:00 <Digerati> hi Doodle
37:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
37:00 <Doodle> hai Digerati
37:00 <Digerati> long time no see
37:00 <Digerati> its Atari
37:00 <Doodle> oh hai
37:00 <Doodle> <- Doodle
38:00 <Nikky`> Did you get the job Doodle?
38:00 <Digerati> i wish Netz would come on
38:00 <Doodle> nope
38:00 <Digerati> or thewjm
38:00 <Nikky`> bummer
38:00 <Doodle> fuck thewjm
38:00 <Nikky`> you can be my pa
38:00 <Doodle> that cunt
38:00 <Nikky`> money sucks
38:00 <Doodle> pa
38:00 <Digerati> money speaks all languages
39:00 <Doodle> permanent arousal
39:00 <Digerati> i don't think i'll be able to get it up but :)
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Digerati> not the condition i am in now :) haha
39:00 <Digerati> fuck
40:00 <Doodle> are you drunk
40:00 <Digerati> no
40:00 <Digerati> can't drink
40:00 <Digerati> i am high
40:00 <Doodle> i see
40:00 <Digerati> legally
40:00 <Nikky`> I'm legally awesome
40:00 <Doodle> i'll be high in about 45 seconds
40:00 <Digerati> i think if i smoke enough of this ecig, i might become straight
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Doodle> yes you are Nikky`
41:00 <Doodle> so my car rolled away on me today
41:00 <Digerati> i read on the net, that you have to keep the wick wet in the ecig
41:00 <Doodle> forgot to leave it in gear
41:00 <Digerati> tastes like a hookah
41:00 <Doodle> had to jump in it
42:00 <Doodle> embarassing
42:00 <couleurs> rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Nikky`> lol
42:00 <Nikky`> That is a little funny
42:00 <Doodle> i get out, turn around 
42:00 <Doodle> hmm car is moving
42:00 <Doodle> whoah fuck
42:00 <Nikky`> Lucky you could stop it
42:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell
42:00 <Doodle> lol yeh would have ended up in my neighbours lounge room
43:00 <Nikky`> oopsie
43:00 <Digerati> stop the ping pongs
43:00 <Digerati> ffs
43:00 <Doodle> he wouldn't care
43:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
43:00 <Doodle> he'd be all 'now i can put in that new window i wanted'
44:00 <Digerati> couleurs
44:00 <couleurs> yay
44:00 <Digerati> ping ding
44:00 <Doodle> one of my other cars rolled away one day 
44:00 <Doodle> i went out to get in it and it was gone
44:00 <Doodle> handbrake failed, it was against a tree on my front lawn
44:00 <Doodle> 2cm from the tree
44:00 <Nikky`> I think you need to stop driving
45:00 <Nikky`> brb
45:00 <Doodle> lol wasnt my fault
45:00 <Digerati> wasnt me !
45:00 <Digerati> matrix
45:00 <matrix> Yo
45:00 <Digerati> yeah
46:00 <Digerati> yay !
46:00 <matrix> Wassup
46:00 <Digerati> fkn cat crapped on my desk again
46:00 <matrix> Bugger that
46:00 <simba> wtf
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <matrix> Shoot the cat
46:00 <simba> whos cat shits on their desk
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> mine shit in the neighbour's yard
46:00 <Doodle> s
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
47:00 <simba> ive never even seen my cat shit my cat is good and doesnt hate me
47:00 <Doodle> took me ages to teach him
47:00 <Doodle> but he finally got the hang of it
47:00 <matrix> Obviously that one shat on the desk 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
47:00 <Digerati> the cnt been lkn at my gay pron agn
47:00 <matrix> And it made the cat crap??
47:00 <Digerati> i mean wtf
48:00 <matrix> Hopefully it was relatively solid and not liquid
49:00 <Digerati> it shits on my kb, kb is 20 years old
49:00 <Digerati> i got a pc in the garage
49:00 <Digerati> 476
49:00 <Digerati> 486
49:00 <Digerati> test the car with it
49:00 <matrix> Maybe it thinks your 20 yo kb is crap?? 
50:00 <simba> ur desk probably resembles a kitty litter box
50:00 <Digerati> the garage is filfthy and greasy and dirty
50:00 <Digerati> dust covered monitor
50:00 <matrix> Hia nikkers
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey matrix
51:00 <Digerati> and the kb to
51:00 <matrix> How's you doin
51:00 <Digerati> it sleeps on top of the monitor
51:00 <Digerati> crt
51:00 <Digerati> 21 inch
51:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok and you?
51:00 <Digerati> hope it takes a piss on the monitor one day
51:00 <matrix> Can't complain.  No cuntox will listen
51:00 <Digerati> blow itself up
52:00 <matrix> Just attach electrodes to its ball sack when it's sleeping
52:00 <matrix> Save you the pissing trouble
52:00 <Digerati> that'll work
53:00 <matrix> Take the crt apart and attach the anode cap to its arse and fire it up
55:00 <simba> i know id go from rags 2 riches
55:00 <matrix> ????
56:00 <matrix> Howdy Maurice
58:00 <matrix> Hia bee
58:00 <bee_girl> matrix :)
59:00 <matrix> How's you doing
59:00 <bee_girl> well thanks :) u?
59:00 <matrix> Good thanks
00:00 <zaim> le femme Nikky`
00:00 <Nikky`> How i've missed you zaim
00:00 <zaim> :))
00:00 <zaim> feeling's mutual
01:00 <matrix> Get a room already lol
01:00 <Nikky`> We will
01:00 <zaim> i've suggested it...
01:00 <Digerati> yeah join #simba
01:00 <zaim> i keep getting shutdown.
01:00 <Nikky`> And I said yes
01:00 <Nikky`> lies
01:00 <matrix> She said yes lol
01:00 <zaim> and wants to do things publically
01:00 <Nikky`> Ok, that is true
02:00 <zaim> :]
02:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/8491283d35d720e0250ffd2b8d09851b/tumblr_navuipqCy01tk2mxno1_500.jpg
02:00 <Digerati> zaim
02:00 <zaim> oily
02:00 <zaim> Digerati
02:00 <Nikky`> I'm waiting for the day zaim is all mine.. *sigh* one day
02:00 <Digerati> yeah, this ecig is getting to me
02:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
02:00 <zaim> or night
03:00 <Digerati> fukn greasy job filling the ecig
03:00 <Nikky`> Yes, or night
03:00 <matrix> Not bad boobs I suppose
04:00 <Digerati> i got plastic tits
04:00 <Digerati> with electrodes attached to them
04:00 <Digerati> filled with lard
04:00 <matrix> Do they squirting acid too
04:00 <Digerati> rorally
04:00 <Digerati> new word
04:00 <matrix> Lol
04:00 <Digerati> roarally
05:00 <Digerati> they are roaring, roarally
05:00 <Nikky`> So anywho.. How are you zaim, whats new?
05:00 <zaim> not much bout to eat some food.. you? whats on for the w/e
05:00 <matrix> Time for me to go back to reality I thinks
05:00 <Digerati> nikky, how old you now ? 40's ?
06:00 <matrix> Isn't that kinda rude to ask
06:00 <Digerati> 46
06:00 <Digerati> guessing
06:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot, taking car in tomorrow to be checked ummmm Dr's and maybe new phone - good as it gets
06:00 <Nikky`> I'm 42
06:00 <Digerati> hmm
06:00 <matrix> A very cute 42 though
06:00 <zaim> meaning of life
07:00 <Digerati> 42 was a horny era
07:00 <Digerati> yes simba
07:00 <Digerati> my name is Tom
07:00 <Digerati> you can call me Lt Tom
07:00 <matrix> Night all
07:00 <zaim> night dude
07:00 <partay> Digerati fuck me have you been rambling for 72 hours straight now ?
08:00 <Digerati> hahaha
08:00 <Digerati> blame it on sunshine
08:00 <partay> dude ease the fuck up on the chemmys 
08:00 <Digerati> dude, i got a fkn essay that is 5 days long
08:00 <Digerati> beat that
08:00 <Digerati> you need drugs on that shit
09:00 <Digerati> 1200 pages
09:00 <Digerati> meaning of penis
09:00 <Digerati> why do we hve a penis
10:00 <Digerati> why cnt we just spit at someone and get them pregnant
10:00 <Digerati> i mean wtf
10:00 <Digerati> pfft
10:00 <simba> why cant you shut up
10:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
10:00 <Digerati> dick
11:00 <Digerati> your ok simba
11:00 <Digerati> when you are asleep
11:00 <simba> you dont HAVE to fill Pieters void you know
11:00 <Digerati> pieter got fkd by me
12:00 <Digerati> fkn this telephone gives me the creeps
12:00 <Digerati> 1920's
12:00 <Digerati> need to fix the fukn cable on it
12:00 <Digerati> brb
13:00 <Moke> what.cd invite anyone please
14:00 <Digerati> moke
14:00 <Moke> what
14:00 <Digerati> wtf
14:00 <couleurs> ok what's you're emale
14:00 <Digerati> efemale
15:00 <Digerati> effie male\
15:00 <Digerati> ShadowLurker
15:00 <Digerati> i got a detachable penis
16:00 <Digerati> want to see it ?
16:00 <Digerati> rofl
17:00 <Major_Tom> time for my pills
17:00 <simba> Tommy T
17:00 <Major_Tom> Tommy Tang
18:00 <Major_Tom> stfu noob
18:00 <Major_Tom> seriously
18:00 <Major_Tom> peace out
18:00 <simba> best thing youve said to yourself all day
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/oNa7v.jpg it's picard
22:00 <partay> hahaha
22:00 <Digerati> nemesis is dead
23:00 <TheRiddler> it's such a good likeness
23:00 <partay> dead ringer
23:00 <partay> but picard is uglier 
24:00 <Digerati> carl is a wanker
24:00 <Digerati> seriously
24:00 <Digerati> ffs
24:00 <Digerati> he is a genius, i can tell you that
25:00 <milk> duck face
26:00 <Digerati> indeed
26:00 <Digerati> sold all his shit to telstra
26:00 <Digerati> could not keep up
27:00 <Digerati> i could have made more wanking on cam
28:00 <Digerati> i bought this beautiful picture of Audrey Hepburn today
28:00 <Digerati> prettiest face on the planet
31:00 <Digerati> <zaim>i dont remember who u are
31:00 <Digerati> that's ok.. i don't remember who i am either
31:00 <simba> STFU bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Nikky`> simba has spoken
32:00 <Digerati> my dick has rosen
32:00 <partay> Digerati only a small amount
32:00 <Digerati> true
33:00 <Digerati> fuck off shape
33:00 <Digerati> :)
34:00 <Digerati> i miss a good old fashioned barebeque, with coals
34:00 <dinogy> and friends...
35:00 <dinogy> got to have one or two of those
35:00 <Digerati> i got heaps of family :) don't need friends
35:00 <dinogy> my family got burned in a skiing accident 
36:00 <Digerati> yeah, i burnt them
36:00 <dinogy> you devil!
36:00 <Digerati> hmm
37:00 <Digerati> pills time, this will keep me up for the next 4 days
38:00 <Digerati> i actually drank wine, and now i am sober after 6 glasses, i am like wtf, gimme that sulphur now ! "sulphur so good!"
38:00 <Digerati> bbl
38:00 <dinogy> geezbus
44:00 <Digerati> ahhh fuck it
44:00 <Digerati> i'll do a backup
44:00 <Digerati> bbl
44:00 <Digerati> love n peace... lv u ppl
44:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
45:00 <Zade> whats happening?
45:00 <Nikky`> Not much, same same. you?
46:00 <Zade> about the same
47:00 <Nikky`> Can't wait for cup long weekend
47:00 <Nikky`> its soooooo far away tho
47:00 <Nikky`> hehe
48:00 <Zade> yeah ages away
49:00 <Nikky`> Yeah - 4 weeks
49:00 <Zade> i got some time off at the end of this month 
49:00 <Nikky`> How long?
49:00 <Zade> bit over a week
49:00 <Nikky`> Thats good
50:00 <Nikky`> I just have my usual nearly all of Jan off
50:00 <Zade> i wanna go overseas but prob not enough time 
50:00 <Nikky`> Depends where
50:00 <Nikky`> some places thats enough
50:00 <Zade> nice to get jan off
50:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is
51:00 <Zade> i wanna go to ibiza again 
51:00 <Nikky`> then go back.. come May I only have year to go till 10 years
51:00 <Zade> long service
51:00 <Zade> nice one
51:00 <Nikky`> yeah
51:00 <Zade> 3 months off what would ya do?
52:00 <Nikky`> I am thinking of heading to America
52:00 <Nikky`> I also get 10k
52:00 <Zade> cool
52:00 <Nikky`> unless they take that away
52:00 <Zade> nice one 10 k
52:00 <Nikky`> tho I get it after tax man gets his share
52:00 <Nikky`> cunt
52:00 <Nikky`> hehe
52:00 <Zade> fuck i hate tax
53:00 <Zade> i lived in the U.S for awhile 
53:00 <Nikky`> I have always wanted to go
53:00 <Zade> whats parts?
53:00 <Nikky`> New York
54:00 <Nikky`> That is main part
54:00 <Zade> i was on west coast, i never went to New York 
55:00 <Nikky`> I'll suss it all out when I actually go 
55:00 <Nikky`> and get my passport sorted again :/
56:00 <Zade> think for a new passport its about 250 bucks 
56:00 <Nikky`> Cool
59:00 <Zade> so are you over the cold?
59:00 <couleurs> R.I.P Jack Dog
00:00 <Nikky`> I think so.. it just keeps coming n going because ppl get sick at work and bring it in with em
01:00 <Zade> 27 tomorrow almost beach weather 
03:00 <Nikky`> almost
05:00 <Nikky`> Anywho, I am falling asleep. been long week with hardly any sleep so shall talk later
15:00 <Digerati> well that was quick and painless
15:00 <Digerati> defrag and backup
15:00 <Digerati> defraggler is quick
16:00 <Digerati> simba, did you like the g michael shit lastnight ? i hated it
16:00 <Digerati> it shows he is taking heroin
18:00 <Digerati> damn i'm good
18:00 <Digerati> your ugly
18:00 <Digerati> what are you ?, some bottom eating scum sucking algae eater ?
18:00 <Digerati> your an inspiration for birth control
19:00 <zaim> *you're
20:00 <Digerati> i actually played that game over the telephone with other people
20:00 <Digerati> atdt
33:00 <Bastardly_One>  that colour thing on the back of the controller is gay
34:00 <couleurs> is yours pink...
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> red ... atm
35:00 <couleurs> :o
36:00 <couleurs> need 2 get psn+ 4 onelined fifa now
37:00 <couleurs> probabley tomorrow
38:00 <couleurs> u jelly?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
38:00 <bee_girl> Always
38:00 <Bastardly_One> got  14 free days of it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah seems like we have to pay for crap eh?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of a bummer
39:00 <couleurs> yes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> still cheaper for psn+ than xbox live
40:00 <couleurs> agreed.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad for me if it's not I guess
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> $20 every 3 mths is ok though
43:00 <couleurs> w00t!!!!!!!!
43:00 <p0p-dog> From this moment an infinitely long lane stretches back. Behind us is an eternity, and that long lane out there ahead of us that is another eternity
46:00 <couleurs> k
46:00 <p0p-dog> and the two paths come together here at this gateway 'moment'.
47:00 <couleurs> k
51:00 <dinogy> im 14 and 'that's deep 
52:00 <Digerati> bs
53:00 <p0p-dog> and isn't this moment and the next so interwoven, that this moment draws after it, all future moments?
54:00 <Zade> mary had a little duck she kept it in a bucket 
56:00 <p0p-dog> Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was amazed
01:00 <Skirmish> What's happening on this lovely, clear and cool Friday night? 
02:00 <p0p-dog> Smmmoooth, that's how I roll. I've got so much soul
03:00 <p0p-dog> Pied piper's on the decks, rock the discotheque and I'm back in sec
04:00 <Skirmish> Evening matrix. 
04:00 <Skirmish> What causes have you taken up today?
04:00 <p0p-dog> heh Crip. That was years ago
04:00 <matrix> Skirmish what are you waffling about.
05:00 <Skirmish> What.causes.have.you.taken.up.today?
05:00 <Skirmish> Are you supporting the refuges that have sewn their lips together? 
05:00 <matrix> Get over yourself and stop living in the past fool
06:00 <Skirmish> It's a very simple question. Are you cranky because you still haven't found Kony?
06:00 <Digerati> Skirmish
06:00 <matrix> Who the fuck is Kony? ? 
06:00 <Digerati> dunno
06:00 <Digerati> never seen him on here before
06:00 <matrix> Yo uh really make yourself look like a complete dick Skirmish
06:00 <Digerati> her
06:00 <Digerati> it
07:00 <Skirmish> That african warlord that you wanted to help capture by clicking LIKE on facebook and retweeting it. 
07:00 <Digerati> fuck, i ate a jumbo pizza on my own
07:00 <Digerati> feel like i am going to $&*@$%#
07:00 <matrix> Lol  skirmish pretending he knows people again.   How pathetic
07:00 <matrix> Digerati not a good thing to do
08:00 <Digerati> wont be eating for the next 3 days
08:00 <Digerati> fuck that
08:00 <Digerati> i know matrix
08:00 <B1-not-here> you know what is good?
08:00 <B1-not-here> My new PS4
08:00 <matrix> Lol B1
08:00 <Digerati> ps4 is not that good man
08:00 <matrix> Got have fun
08:00 <Digerati> wait on 128 bit
08:00 <p0p-dog> consoles aren't that good man
09:00 <Skirmish> So tonight is pretend you are Panda night is it B1? 
09:00 <Digerati> nintendo had a 128 bit
09:00 <Digerati> but it went sour
09:00 <B1-not-here> lol ... no, tonight is I got one today
09:00 <matrix> Nothing is that good.  But if it is fun then hey let's do it
09:00 <Skirmish> How many weeks did you have to eat 2min noodles to save up for that B1? 
10:00 <B1-not-here> none
10:00 <Digerati> noodles are for girls
10:00 <matrix> Skirmish is I  a mood.  Must be that time of the month
10:00 <matrix> In*
10:00 <Digerati> eat real macaroni
10:00 <Skirmish> lol I am in a mood for asking a question?  
10:00 <Digerati> hmm
11:00 <B1-not-here> it's called getting an advance
11:00 <Digerati> damn optus
11:00 <B1-not-here> why the fuck not I say
11:00 <Skirmish> Ah I see. 
11:00 <matrix> B1. What games you got for it
11:00 <B1-not-here> Fifa 15, The Last of Us Remastered, AC IV and Watch_Dogs
11:00 <Skirmish> He will get games the next advance. 
11:00 <p0p-dog> 128 bit architecture? 64bit isn't fully implement. most stuff is still 32bit
12:00 <B1-not-here> lol Skirmish
12:00 <Digerati> fuck, i can buy games now from ebgames for like 5 bucks a pop with my awards card
12:00 <B1-not-here> the games are the same price as PS3 games
12:00 <matrix> B1.  Should keep you occupied for a bit :-)
12:00 <B1-not-here> that's what made me make the final decision
12:00 <Digerati> just gimme 10 and i will buy em
12:00 <Digerati> mwahaha
13:00 <matrix> So what's the real difference e between ps3 and ps4 ?
13:00 <Digerati> shit loads mate
13:00 <Digerati> better speed
13:00 <Digerati> better gfx
13:00 <Digerati> faster throughput load
13:00 <matrix> The games play on both though yeah?
13:00 <Skirmish> No. 
13:00 <B1-not-here> nuh, good old Sony
14:00 <Digerati> you can load the ps4 on a xbox one
14:00 <Digerati> they both converse
14:00 <matrix> Why would you want to??
14:00 <Digerati> multi task ?
14:00 <Digerati> dunno
14:00 <B1-not-here> and seems both consoles you now have to pay to play online
14:00 <matrix> X box one is about 3 times the size
14:00 <Digerati> not all games are online man
14:00 <B1-not-here> and PSN+ is cheaper than xbox live
15:00 <matrix> Gaming isn't so fun on your own
15:00 <matrix> More fun online
15:00 <p0p-dog> I hate that idea. Pay per month access to a game. That's why I never got into WOW
15:00 <Digerati> 80 bucks a year for xbox is ok online
15:00 <B1-not-here> yeah I must admit it shits me ... you buy the fucking thing 
15:00 <Skirmish> You don't have to be online to use the PS4. 
15:00 <B1-not-here> nup
15:00 <p0p-dog> So you have to buy the console, the game, your internet connection, then pay to connect online
15:00 <matrix> Still a rip when you have to buy the game too
16:00 <Skirmish> I think they changed that requirement on the xbox too after a lot of flack. 
16:00 <Digerati> ps4 online is more expensive i think
16:00 <Skirmish> You don't have to pay to connect online with Sony. Only with Microsoft. 
16:00 <B1-not-here> but depends ... say a game in the future has a big online component
16:00 <B1-not-here> ummmmmmmmmmm
16:00 <Digerati> dude, some games are part of MS$
16:00 <B1-not-here> some games you do 
17:00 <matrix> Thought PSN was a payed service e for the good games
17:00 <B1-not-here> google that Skirmish
17:00 <B1-not-here> found that out with AC IV
17:00 <p0p-dog> Too many levels of paying. When with a PC you can customise things much more
17:00 <B1-not-here> or one of them anyway
17:00 <B1-not-here> fucking gay 
17:00 <Digerati> dreamcast was 128 bit fucking 16 years ago
17:00 <Skirmish> I will stick with the PS3 then where I can play games and not have to connect to the internet./
17:00 <Digerati> and we are only 64 bit
17:00 <B1-not-here> no
18:00 <Digerati> how the fuck did they go backwards ?
18:00 <B1-not-here> oh
18:00 <Maurice> We don't connect our ps4
18:00 <p0p-dog> Take my hand tonight
18:00 <B1-not-here> I thought you meant ... 
18:00 <matrix> dreamcast was kinda a flop
18:00 <B1-not-here> yeah you don't have to play
18:00 <Digerati> but it was 128 bit
18:00 <B1-not-here> I mean to play games online with others
18:00 <B1-not-here> sorry Skirmish
18:00 <matrix> No good being 128 bit if Noone has games for it
18:00 <Skirmish> Well obviously if you want to play online, you have to connect to the internet. 
18:00 <Digerati> dude, they fucked up bad not making games
19:00 <Digerati> lame
19:00 <Digerati> totally lame
19:00 <Digerati> sony would have shat on xbox
19:00 <B1-not-here> Maurice
19:00 <B1-not-here> what do you think is the better of the two?
19:00 <matrix> I miss my old Sega mega drive
19:00 <Digerati> now sony has contracted a lot of game developers
20:00 <Maurice> I think they both suck
20:00 <Digerati> if they make a 256 bit, sony will be the best
20:00 <B1-not-here> lol
20:00 <matrix> Sonic was awesome
20:00 <simba> sonic is still fucken awesome
20:00 <Digerati> fuck, even Atari still make games
20:00 <Maurice> You can get the sega mega collection for ps3
21:00 <matrix> Space invaders on the atari 2600
21:00 <B1-not-here> it is November yet?
21:00 <matrix> Ya
21:00 <matrix> Y
21:00 <Digerati> pacman
21:00 <Digerati> fuck invaders
21:00 <B1-not-here> I want GTA V on this
21:00 <Digerati> invaders no color
21:00 <simba> #gaming
21:00 <Digerati> bw
21:00 <Digerati> black and white
21:00 <doctor> what happens when you mix bicarb and vinegar togheter?
21:00 <matrix> Invaders had 4 colours
21:00 <Digerati> invaders came out BW mate
21:00 <Digerati> i am 47, not 12
21:00 <matrix> Originally but was updated
21:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOIjzmMZi_s
21:00 <Digerati> i played it back then
22:00 <Digerati> actually it was black and green
22:00 <Digerati> bw to
22:00 <B1-not-here> s
22:00 <B1-not-here> t
22:00 <matrix> I have Pacman  on my phone now
22:00 <B1-not-here> f
22:00 <B1-not-here> u
22:00 <Digerati> i was 12 when it came out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I was napping but negative
22:00 <Digerati> pong was before that
23:00 <Digerati> i had the activision console
23:00 <matrix> Frogger was good 
23:00 <matrix> I liked that
23:00 <Digerati> frogger was cool
23:00 <Digerati> hard game to conquer
23:00 <Bastardly_One> galaxians and galaga
23:00 <Digerati> galaga was fucking eternal
23:00 <matrix> Those crocodiles were nasty batches
24:00 <matrix> Grrr
24:00 <Digerati> i liked pitfall out of all of them
24:00 <Digerati> pitfall 2
25:00 <matrix> Ok I am getting bored again
25:00 <Digerati> greek, adi kai gamiso pusti
25:00 <p0p-dog> The city with the highest greek population outside of Greece: Melbourne
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am permanently bored lately
25:00 <matrix> Yeah well my own fault
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but I thought if I did ok with the loan out the first time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do ok this time
25:00 <matrix> I got in a mood and pushed everyone away
26:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing me and being greedy I've fucked up
26:00 <Digerati> i dont know if i should have the seroquel now
26:00 <matrix> You'll be ok b1
26:00 <Digerati> fuck this
26:00 <Thoth> I am Thoth
26:00 <Digerati> thoth !
26:00 <dinogy> is an api can't to make for a new software system?
27:00 <Digerati> fuck i hate this new wd 3tb, it wont read properly on some usb ports
27:00 <Digerati> why ?
28:00 <Digerati> it works on some ports
28:00 <Digerati> i got a hub
28:00 <matrix> Wd usb3 doesn't play nice with all USB2
28:00 <matrix> Especially on a hub
28:00 <Digerati> fuk that
28:00 <matrix> Plus it keeps wanting the stupid ses driver
28:00 <dinogy> does ntfs got to do with it? 
28:00 <Digerati> yeah
29:00 <Digerati> i think
29:00 <matrix> That's why I buy Seagate
29:00 <Digerati> it is in fat
29:00 <matrix> Format it ntfs if on windows 
29:00 <Digerati> should have done a long format instead of quick format
29:00 <Digerati> and did it in ntfs instead of fat
29:00 <matrix> Ext4 on nix
29:00 <matrix> Yup
29:00 <Digerati> no way
30:00 <Digerati> wont read all linux distros if i do that
30:00 <Digerati> i got 12 partitions
30:00 <matrix> Wtf??
30:00 <Digerati> yeah
30:00 <Digerati> fkd up eh
30:00 <Digerati> i am nuts
30:00 <matrix> Just a touch lol
30:00 <matrix> Redo it
31:00 <Digerati> i got 5 os's on this pc
31:00 <Digerati> the rest are just for storafe
31:00 <matrix> Oh well if you have to 
31:00 <matrix> I wouldn't do 12 partitions
31:00 <Digerati> i want to put solaris on it soon
31:00 <Digerati> dont know shit about solaris
31:00 <Digerati> need someone to help me, will get a friend to teach me
31:00 <matrix> Solaris isn't worth your time really
32:00 <Digerati> solaris is the best for vmware
32:00 <matrix> Unless you are playing with a sparc or something silly
32:00 <Digerati> ultra 40 sparc
32:00 <Digerati> thats what i got
32:00 <Digerati> risc
32:00 <matrix> Over kill for home use
32:00 <Digerati> not for cad it aint
32:00 <matrix> Hmm
33:00 <Digerati> i do designs
33:00 <matrix> Mac would do cad ok
33:00 <Digerati> sold a lot of designs
33:00 <Digerati> mac does it, but it takes longer
33:00 <Digerati> i got emac os9
33:00 <matrix> If you are doing cad you want  dedicated machine
34:00 <Digerati> thats why i want the titan
34:00 <Digerati> or maybe a quadro plex
34:00 <matrix> Why don't y I u rebuild the sparc for cad work
35:00 <matrix> And put the other os' s 95 another machine
35:00 <Digerati> turbocad and protel
35:00 <Picard> hello
35:00 <Digerati> yo
35:00 <Picard> Rock of Ages, who is watching?
35:00 <matrix> Nope
35:00 <Picard> Yilmaz u self righteous son of a bitch how are you
35:00 <matrix> Turbocad? ?  Is that still in production 
36:00 <Thoth> Is it true that when a rhino sees a fire he stamps it out?
36:00 <Digerati> no
36:00 <Digerati> older versions
36:00 <matrix> Thought It had been discontinued
36:00 <Digerati> i think they renamed it
36:00 <Digerati> dont know
36:00 <matrix> Hmm 
36:00 <Yilmaz> I am self rightious.
36:00 <matrix> Hia bee
36:00 <Digerati> with an (e)
36:00 <Digerati> not an (i)
36:00 <Picard> full of your own self importance
36:00 <Yilmaz> Hai bee_girl you snaggletooth :D 
37:00 <bee_girl> Hey matrix 
37:00 <Digerati> narcissism is a bitch
37:00 <Digerati> thank God I am not like that
37:00 <Thoth> I am Thoth, God of wisdom, knowledge & heiroglyphs. You may or may not worship me, either is okay.
37:00 <matrix> Wtf thoth
37:00 <Digerati> that makes no sense
37:00 <MysteriousShado> Thoth, meet Picard
38:00 <MysteriousShado> You'll get along great
38:00 <Digerati> just like abbott makes no sense
38:00 <Thoth> Hi Picard 
38:00 <Yilmaz> I think it's funny that Picard, the guy that likes putting shit on people for any reason he can think of would suggest that another person is "full of their own self importance".  So hypocritical. 
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Picard> Thoth i like u
38:00 <Digerati> i think what abbot needs is gay homosexual faggot sex
39:00 <matrix> Yilmaz a lot on here are like that
39:00 <Digerati> those ears of his needs to be fucked
39:00 <Digerati> with a 10 inch dildoe
39:00 <Picard> Yilmaz you are confused, you confuse me being honest as some for of self importance
39:00 <matrix> Dildo*
39:00 <matrix> Damn Lola sorry
39:00 <Digerati> dildo with the ebola virus filled in it
39:00 <matrix> Lol*
40:00 <Yilmaz> I need you to translate that from stupid into english for me Picard.
40:00 <MysteriousShado> U drunk Picard?
40:00 <Picard> if u do not understand that you are the stupid one
40:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado im drunk on the happiness of life :)
40:00 <matrix> Picard just simplify it for him
40:00 <Yilmaz> It doesn't make sense. How the fuck am I meant to understand it? 
40:00 <Blarp> *translates*
40:00 <Picard> Yilmaz ok here goes
41:00 <Picard> you are confused
41:00 <Thoth> Geez I forgot how funny The Gods Must Be Crazy is...
41:00 <Thoth> Just finished watching that bad boi
41:00 <Blarp> Yilmaz I think he means you are confused, and think you are more important than you realy are
41:00 <Picard> i am honest in what i say to people in here and irl
41:00 <Yilmaz> I'm not? 
41:00 <Blarp> ^
42:00 <Blarp> see you're confused
42:00 <matrix> Definitely maybe
42:00 <Picard> you confuse that honesty with me self rightious
42:00 <Yilmaz> I am confused. Too much irony. 
42:00 <Picard> now do u get it?
42:00 <Blarp> but you admit your confusion, so now you're less confused
43:00 <Blarp> or to Yoda it... Confused, less you are now, yes
43:00 <matrix> Hmmm
43:00 <Picard> its so damn hard talking to idiots
43:00 <Yilmaz> Oh, I get it now. Because picard is "honest" it means he can be a fuckwit and it's ok.  
43:00 <matrix> Blarp your credibility just dropped
43:00 <simba> N!xau ǂToma ... what a name
43:00 <matrix> Lol
43:00 <Blarp> Nope, no credibility in there at all
44:00 <Blarp> :D
44:00 <Picard> Yilmaz i didnt say it was ok, i said im honest and you confuse that with me being self rightiois
44:00 <MysteriousShado> People have credibility on here?
44:00 <Digerati> 04A00u02s04t00r02a04l00i12a
44:00 <Picard> rightious
44:00 <simba> <Picard> its so damn hard talking to idiots - wow i cant believe you talk about your family that way
44:00 <MysteriousShado> Times have changed.
44:00 <Picard> simba u are like a son to me
44:00 <Blarp> agreed MysteriousShado ;)
44:00 <Picard> dont be so hard on yourself lad
44:00 <Yilmaz> Being honest does not diminish the fact. lol oh wow. 
44:00 <Digerati> 04A00u02s04t00r02a04l00i12a 04A00u02s04t00r02a04l00i12a 04A00u02s04t00r02a04l00i12a
44:00 <Thoth> When you worship your God, Thoth - times may change but they'll forever remain good.
44:00 <matrix> Times haven't changed
44:00 <simba> yessssssssssss
45:00 <Blarp> LMAO
45:00 <Yilmaz> YAY no more Digerati
45:00 <matrix> There are worse ppl here
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Good to see the anti-faggot bans are still in effect.
45:00 <simba> there are, but hes not much better
45:00 <Picard> who the fuck is digerati
45:00 <Blarp> MysteriousShado I think that was more of an anti-idiot ban
45:00 <simba> <Digerati> shit, sorry
46:00 <matrix> No can't be  anti idiot
46:00 <simba> im telling him no need to apologise
46:00 <simba> he did a wonderful thing
46:00 <Blarp> or maybe a too stupid to breed ban
46:00 <matrix> Too many idiots stay
46:00 <Picard> simba whats your plans for the weekend?
46:00 <Blarp> lol simba
46:00 <matrix> Lol simba go for it 
46:00 <Thoth> Hmm I got invited to a party thats themed "gangstas and pimps"
46:00 <matrix> Lol
46:00 <Yilmaz> Thoth: That is a tired and worn out party idea.
46:00 <Thoth> Is it too soon to rub brown and black kiwi on my face, and say I'm gangsta?
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Moronic WiFi
47:00 <Thoth> Yilmaz: I agree
47:00 <MysteriousShado> I think the neighbour farted and killed it 
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Again
47:00 <simba> id love to see the pics of the white people that go to that party
47:00 <matrix> That would kill anyone
47:00 <Blarp> Thoth, no, but there will be sheep jokes to follow shortly
47:00 <MysteriousShado> This is true
47:00 <matrix> Or is that just my neighbour
47:00 <MysteriousShado> He is a bit feral.
48:00 <MysteriousShado> Better than the last one though... He was "wheelchair bound" from a workplace injury
48:00 <MysteriousShado> Yet I caught him walking once.
48:00 <MysteriousShado> He moved away pretty quick.
48:00 <matrix> Of course
48:00 <Thoth> simba: the guy holding the party appeared as "SWAT Police Officer" in several episodes of housos. So there is plenty of douchebaggery
48:00 <simba> loll
49:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
49:00 <matrix> Nothing like a good douchebaggery
49:00 <Yilmaz> I need to read the bottle of BCAA's when I get home. I think they are making me feel hungry all the damn time.
50:00 <simba> good one p0p-dog....
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of douchebags...
50:00 <matrix> Lol
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Found a 15 yr old yet matey?
51:00 <Picard> fuck off cunt
51:00 <matrix> I wish I had lol
51:00 <matrix> Some of those 15 yo girls are hit
51:00 <matrix> Hot
52:00 <matrix> Lol
52:00 <matrix> Just teasing
52:00 <MysteriousShado> You emo babycakez?
52:00 <Blarp> Boobies?
52:00 <matrix> Boobies are good
52:00 <Picard> lol matrix
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Indeed.
52:00 <matrix> I likes boobies
53:00 <matrix> As long as they are female
53:00 <Picard> i put one on layby in thailand, i get her when she is 18
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Too old from you
53:00 <matrix> Moobies not so good
53:00 <MysteriousShado> For*
53:00 <MysteriousShado> As your reputation states.
53:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N4twV28Mw
53:00 <Thoth> Picard: ever wondered how that interest free deal works?
53:00 <Picard> no Thoth, i know how they work
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Moobies.. Jiggle jiggle jiggle YEAH!
54:00 <matrix> Lol
54:00 <Blarp> Now it's your turn for your credibility to take a nose dive
54:00 <MysteriousShado> What credibility?
54:00 <Blarp> true
55:00 <matrix> I saw this really cute girl today who jiggled just nicely in all the tight places
55:00 <Blarp> tight or right matrix?
55:00 <matrix> Wish I had the camera in the car recording the trip
55:00 <Yilmaz> She called the police when she noticed you looking didn't she matrix. 
55:00 <doctor> perv
55:00 <matrix> She was hotness
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Swat team was called in.
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Story of my life.
55:00 <Blarp> mind you.... tight <-> right  they aren't exclusive
56:00 <matrix> Nah Yilmaz.   She didn't notice me or she would have been in my car coming home with me
56:00 <matrix> ;-)
56:00 <Yilmaz> I doubt it.
56:00 <Picard> listen to this cunt
56:00 <Picard> ffs
56:00 <matrix> You can doubt.   I know women dig me 
56:00 <matrix> :-)
56:00 <matrix> Even if I am a bit old lol
56:00 <Yilmaz> Women dig you so much you spend a LOT of your time here on irc with no woman. Makes sense. 
56:00 <Blarp> matrix dig you a hole to fall into?
56:00 <MysteriousShado> You jealous Picard?
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Cause the girls wouldn't look twice?
57:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.   I am here less than you are ;-)
57:00 <Yilmaz> Picard is infuriated by my mental and physical superiority over him.  Ignore his little snaps. 
57:00 <matrix> Lol
57:00 <MysteriousShado> He has to learn his place still I see.
57:00 <Picard> Yilmaz you seem to be here every night
57:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: I have a woman though, so the time I spend here is irrelevant. 
57:00 <matrix> Live the way yilmaz thinks him being fatter than Picard makes him superior
58:00 <matrix> Like*
58:00 <Yilmaz> oh snap matrix called me fat!  
58:00 <matrix> Yilmaz if you have a woman then wtf are you here on a Friday night
58:00 <matrix> I admit I am . single atm
58:00 <Yilmaz> You should question my sexuality next since you're not very creative.
59:00 <Yilmaz> I am at work. She is at work too. 
59:00 <Picard> lol @ work and on irc
59:00 <Picard> sure u are
59:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.  I don't care about your sexuality
59:00 <matrix> My best friend is bi sexual
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, when you get a job
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Then you can laugh champ.
59:00 <Picard> lmfao
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Till then, sit quiet pleb.
59:00 <matrix> That doesn't bother me at all
59:00 <Picard> another moron
59:00 <Yilmaz> lol Picard. Don't make me shame you with a sign :) 
59:00 <Picard> i pay more tax then most of u cunts earn
00:00 <MysteriousShado> You pay tax?
00:00 <matrix> My taxes pay for myself though
00:00 <p0p-dog> more than
00:00 <Yilmaz> "most". 
00:00 <Blarp> all you lot seem to be doing is trading insults... and no one is coming out of it looking good
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Didn't know you had to pay tax on Centrelink bro.
00:00 <Yilmaz> So you pay more tax than everyone on centrelink earns. 
00:00 <matrix> Cause I work in a government organization lol
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Learn something everyday
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Blarp, it's IRC
00:00 <simba> if i ban Picard will everyone get along
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Who cares?
00:00 <Picard> Yilmaz im tipping i pay more tax then your income
00:00 <Blarp> There has to be something better to do?
00:00 <Bastardly_One>  ban the cunt anyway
00:00 <Yilmaz> simba: Include matrix and the answer is yes. 
00:00 <matrix> Meh
01:00 <Blarp> Bastardly_One about time you woke up
01:00 <p0p-dog> So Picard, you paying more tax than most of us earn. That must mean you work like 1000 times harder than us?
01:00 <matrix> What's your issue with me 
01:00 <simba> lol why
01:00 <Yilmaz> Picard: If you pay more than $80k tax, then yes you do. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Blarp, I'm busy
01:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hello how are u?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> poor now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a PS4 today
01:00 <Picard> glad to hear that old fella
01:00 <Picard> really
01:00 <Yilmaz> Picard reminds me a lot of Cartman.  "EH, SCREW YOU GUYS, I'VE FUCKIN AWESOME"
01:00 <Picard> bit old to be a gamer arnt you?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I fucking made it up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and no
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I like gaming 
01:00 <Picard> ok
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be able to be 80 and game if you want
02:00 <Thoth> Have you ever been at the pub and you get an awkward erection and you can't help but wonder if some fat bitch put viagra in your drink?
02:00 <Yilmaz> You can.
02:00 <p0p-dog> I don't think he deserved a kick
02:00 <Yilmaz> I don't think anyone stops you gaming at 80 do they?
02:00 <simba> peace had to be restored
02:00 <matrix> Poor Picard lol
02:00 <matrix> Sorry
02:00 <matrix> I will sit in the corner 
03:00 <Yilmaz> Picard has been crankier than usual of late. Ever since he got back from Thailand. I bet he got an STD. 
03:00 <simba> he should be permabanned anyway i consider every second hes in here borrowed time
03:00 <p0p-dog> people get banned for being too colourful. Yet real annoying trolls just get ignored
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Really need a WiFi booster.
03:00 <matrix> I  not a troll
03:00 <Yilmaz> Nobody gets banned for being colourful. 
03:00 <Thoth> Picard doesn't seem cranky. Are you picking on that poor little guy cause he's bald?
04:00 <Blarp> Bastardly_One 80 seems a little low, I'm planning to keep gaming well past that
04:00 <Yilmaz> I don't care that he is bald. He has returned with a lot more angst is all I have noticed. 
04:00 <simba> p0p-dog which ones do u think get ignored
04:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: whats with the gay nick?
05:00 <matrix> I thought the nick suited him
05:00 <MysteriousShado> I have this urge to play CS
05:00 <matrix> Oh well
05:00 <Yilmaz> I have discovered Yilmaz.  I need to use it. 
05:00 <Blarp> simba I hear that Blarp guy is a troll... :P
05:00 <Blarp> :D
05:00 <dinogy> go on the monash server
05:00 <Thoth> Discover condoms please?
05:00 <p0p-dog> I'm just talking in general. No real trolls active here
05:00 <milk> hey hey
05:00 <milk> firday night again
05:00 <MysteriousShado> I haven't got it installed on here.
05:00 <milk> furday night
06:00 <Blarp> Milk is that related to furbies?
06:00 <dinogy> you and me, just reformated a week ago
06:00 <matrix> I am glad it's Friday
06:00 <matrix> Terdsday sucker
06:00 <dinogy> once you make it to enough updates you win wins 8.1
06:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5b7FS1nrs&list=UU2-i3KuYoODXsM99Z3-Gm0A
07:00 <Yilmaz> Yilmaz The greatest human being of our times
07:00 <milk> looking to have a big weekend drinking beer and screwing hot chicks
07:00 <matrix> Hot chick's could be interesting
07:00 <matrix> Check the chook yard out back
08:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: It's friday night. You should give your old wrinkly balls a rinse and head out on the town to find a woman that "digs you" *stifles laugh*. 
08:00 <matrix> Sure some are hot
08:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.  Are you 10 years old???
08:00 <doctor> lol
09:00 <matrix> It seems you are no better than Picard
09:00 <doctor> this is a channel for silver beards
09:00 <Zade> oh
09:00 <matrix> I admit I am over 40
09:00 <matrix> Never denied it
09:00 <Yilmaz> No need to get angry because you know you couldn't get a woman. Calm down matrix.
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Do you live at home too?
09:00 <matrix> Lol Yilmaz
09:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs Steve Miller - Jet airliner
10:00 <MysteriousShado> matrix?
10:00 <matrix> MysterioysShado I haven't lived at home since I was 19
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Then you're nothing like Picard.
10:00 <matrix> I have never been out of work either
10:00 <matrix> Never once been on the dole
10:00 <dinogy> the jobforce is strong on this one 
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes.
10:00 <matrix> It is if you are willing to take anything to keep ahead
11:00 <matrix> I don't do handouts
11:00 <MysteriousShado> ^^
11:00 <matrix> That is a pussies way out
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Too bad more don't have that attitude.
11:00 <Yilmaz> matrix sure spends a lot of time talking about how great he is. Self righteous much? 
11:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.  Learnt from you man
11:00 <matrix> :-)
11:00 <Yilmaz> You'd have a woman if you learnt from me.
12:00 <matrix> I have 5 if I want them
12:00 <matrix> But I just broke up from a long term r/ship
12:00 <matrix> Kind of kills the mood
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Cmon matrix, now you do sound like Picard.
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Don't ruin it man.
12:00 <Yilmaz> You didn't break up ... she died of old age.
12:00 <matrix> Sorry Shade
12:00 <matrix> Grrr stupid phone
13:00 <p0p-dog> 'everything is in the matrix'
13:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.  No she is not, but the bipolar made it fucking hard work and it broke us both down
14:00 <Yilmaz> I wonder what nick picard is going to try ban evade with. Any guesses? 
14:00 <matrix> Now skindly
14:00 <matrix> Kindly stuff
14:00 <matrix> Ffs
14:00 <matrix> I hate auto correct
14:00 <Yilmaz> turn it off.
14:00 <matrix> Stfu*
14:00 <matrix> Yilmaz you sound like fucking Picard sometimes
15:00 <Yilmaz> Absolutely nothing you type matters. 
15:00 <matrix> Then feel.free to shut the fuck up and not respond to me
15:00 <Yilmaz> Austnet is becoming a retirement villiage. 
15:00 <p0p-dog> when Neo looks out on all the world and he's just plugged into the matrix, it's a metaphor for when our knowledge makes us realise the mechanical nature of the world
16:00 <p0p-dog> or something
16:00 <matrix> Wtf p0p-dog
16:00 <Yilmaz> p0p-dog: It's actually based on the "brain in a vat" theory. Not sure what the fuck you're on about. 
16:00 <simba> holy shit polec's girlfriend https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzAynJOCEAAZD5i.jpg
16:00 <matrix> Agree with Yilmaz, for once
17:00 <Yilmaz> So matrix. When you go out to pick up women ... you go to your local club and play bingo don't you. 
17:00 <matrix> Holy crap Simba.  For real?  Or was that rent-a-hottie
17:00 <p0p-dog> If you take a materialistic view of the universe. Someday you'll have a realisation that you and your body are just plugged into the matrix of reality
18:00 <matrix> I want some of them.drugs p0p-dog is on
18:00 <p0p-dog> your thoughts and actions were illusionary before this epiphone
18:00 <matrix> Cause I want to know wtf he is talking about
19:00 <simba> matrix i wondered that but i think its his gf,, i think,,
19:00 <Yilmaz> p0p-dog: You are an idiot. Go research descartes or "brain in a vat".  Go now.  Do it. Educate yourself.
19:00 <matrix> Wow he did well for himself
19:00 <matrix> Yilmaz I don't think he is reading what we type
19:00 <p0p-dog> yeah I know descartes. I know that petty 'brain in a vat' pyschological experiment
19:00 <doctor> it means no matter what you do, some day you'll die and everything you once did no longer even matters
19:00 <matrix> Oh maybe he is
20:00 <matrix> Doctor that is kind of true
20:00 <matrix> But everything we do leaves a mark on the world
20:00 <matrix> No matter how small it is
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup, that mark usually ends up around 6ft under the surface too.
20:00 <matrix> Yeah that too
20:00 <Zade> and a big fight over the will 
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Assuming the will has any value.
21:00 <matrix> But the proof of our existence is still a poop stain on the surface
21:00 <simba> unless u plant a tree that many generations will enjoy
21:00 <simba> then u will have mattered!!
21:00 <matrix> If it wasn't for will
21:00 <matrix> Then we would not exist
21:00 <matrix> I will so I am
22:00 <matrix> Because I create my own life by my will.   
22:00 <simba> Do What Thou Wilt..?
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmm cheese.
22:00 <matrix> Something like that
22:00 <matrix> Boobies
23:00 <matrix> That's what we need
24:00 <matrix> Ok I am getting bored again
25:00 <matrix> Yilmaz: for the record, I don't hold it against you.  You can't help being a judgemental cretin. 
25:00 <matrix> I still loves ya 
28:00 <Maurice> I bet that will help him sleep at night
29:00 <matrix> It can't hurt 
29:00 <matrix> Lol
30:00 <Thoth> Maurice: please ban panda again kthnx
30:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <matrix> Picard are you ban evading
30:00 <Maurice> Thoth please go eat a bag of dicks, thanks
30:00 <matrix> Lol
30:00 <Picard> nope\
30:00 <Picard> simba removed it
30:00 <matrix> Pandas is being ok today
30:00 <Picard> Maurice can i share that bag?
30:00 <simba> he is ban evading
30:00 <Thoth> Maurice: how should I prepare them?
30:00 <Maurice> Like eggs over easy I guess
30:00 <Thoth> Baked? Fried? Stew?
30:00 <Maurice> I've only ever devoured them raw
31:00 <Thoth> Actually I'll go with fried to brown, then in a stew
31:00 <doctor> do you like your eggs bruised or fertilised?
31:00 <Thoth> fried stew dicks are the best
31:00 <Thoth> k bai
31:00 <Maurice> Eww fertilised
32:00 <matrix> Oh dear
32:00 <doctor> lol
32:00 <Yilmaz> lol I am getting flooded by Picard. 
32:00 <matrix> This conversation has already deteriorated
32:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.  Ignore him
32:00 <matrix> He just got re banned
32:00 <doctor> bruised and fertilised it is
32:00 <Yilmaz> No way it's too funny to ignore. 
33:00 <Yilmaz> He's so angry now.
33:00 <matrix> Lol
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Smoko time me thinks.
33:00 <Yilmaz> I have to enjoy this.
33:00 <matrix> He would be
33:00 <matrix> Simba caught him
33:00 <simba> SSSSSSSSSS
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor Picard.
33:00 <simba> eggs benedict is teh best
34:00 <matrix> Oh yes
34:00 <matrix> But not at this time of night
34:00 <matrix> Scotch eggs too but they are so fiddly to make
34:00 <doctor> eggs florentine
34:00 <doctor> i really like eggs to be honest
34:00 <simba> me 2
35:00 <matrix> Eggs with crispy bacon
35:00 <Blarp> mmmm bacon
36:00 <Yilmaz> I am going to have to do another one of my "prove I am at work and shame you at the same time" pictures. 
36:00 <Maurice> I can do a prove I'm sitting on my arse at home doing nothing pictures
36:00 <Maurice> But I wont, coz I'm lazy
36:00 <Yilmaz> lol
36:00 <Yilmaz> What should I write on my sign for Picard? 
36:00 <Maurice> EAT A DICK
36:00 <Yilmaz> Hand written, just like all the others.
36:00 <simba> "Andrew P is a fat cunt"
37:00 <Yilmaz> simba: So long as it doesn't get me banned.
37:00 <simba> i think thats within the rules......
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> initials arent harmful right?
37:00 <matrix> Initials are ok
37:00 <matrix> Non - identifiable
37:00 <Yilmaz> Ok so the sign will say "EAT A DICK ANDREW P YOU FAT CUNT". 
38:00 <matrix> No no no
38:00 <Yilmaz> I will place the sign where it is hard to deny I am not at home.
38:00 <matrix> Cunts are useful
38:00 <matrix> You can't use that
38:00 <simba> "Andrew is a fat cunt ps. eggs benedict owns"
38:00 <matrix> Lol
39:00 <simba> ps. your cunt is in the sink!!!!
39:00 <Yilmaz> We need to settle on something. 
40:00 <matrix> Make it original
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <matrix> Fat cunt is over used
40:00 <Thoth> Cunt fat is under used
40:00 <matrix> Lol
40:00 <simba> slower: what abuse?
40:00 <matrix> Yeah but Andrew you cunt fat sounds bad
40:00 <MysteriousShado> slower: weren't you an op in here back in the day?
41:00 <Thoth> matrix: no no no
41:00 <Thoth> Andrew is just cunt fat
41:00 <matrix> Weren't we all ops in here at sometime
41:00 <matrix> Or other
41:00 <slower> kicking people just because you can
41:00 <matrix> Picard was being a cuntoxon tonight
41:00 <Maurice> Call him a giant pig person
41:00 <Thoth> Maurice: but thats your name
42:00 <Fez> Bacon?
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmm bacon.
42:00 <Maurice> No, mines medium sized pig person
42:00 <Fez> Im in
42:00 <matrix> Bacon....  where
42:00 <matrix> !!
42:00 <MysteriousShado> In the fridge.
42:00 <Fez> Maurices place
42:00 <matrix> Time for a bacon fry up
43:00 <Fez> Dont forget the eggs and toast maurice. Ta
43:00 <Maurice> What
43:00 <Maurice> No
43:00 <matrix> Toasties and bacon noice
43:00 <MysteriousShado> In the kitchen ya go..
43:00 <MysteriousShado> :D
43:00 <Fez> Err what
44:00 <Maurice> Plus I have no bacon
44:00 <Blarp> *note to self, buy bacon at the shops tomorrow morning*
44:00 <MysteriousShado> ....
44:00 <Fez> Sif say no to bacon
44:00 <doctor> I have beer
44:00 <doctor> and cheesecake
44:00 <matrix> Donuts anyone
44:00 <simba> j dilla donuts
44:00 <doctor> too fattening - got to watch my thighs
45:00 <Maurice> I don't say no to bacon
45:00 <Yilmaz> Ok I have something. brb ... have to find somewhere to take a picture that won't get me fired.
45:00 <Maurice> I like it nearly burnt
45:00 <Maurice> I said no to cooking it for you
45:00 <simba> my year 4 teacher made us do lines heaps cos she was a cranky old cunt
45:00 <Fez> Thats worse
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz: CEOs desk.
46:00 <Blarp> doctor why watch your own thighs, it's much more fun to watch someone elses thighs
46:00 <Maurice> We had the 100 demons in the back of our workbooks
46:00 <doctor> mine aswell. she was an old fat nun who hated boys
46:00 <doctor> true blarp
46:00 <Yilmaz> It says ... "Dear Mr Picard. We of irc wish for you to know that we have no sympathy for you at all for catching syphillis in Thailand. With love and kisses. Skirmish and all of #melbourne
47:00 <matrix> 2343 <Picard> im timer flooding him and simba
47:00 <matrix> That was directed to you Yilmaz
47:00 <Yilmaz> yeah I worked that out. He doesn't have the attention span to keep hitting enter for this long.
47:00 <Maurice> Thats rather.. sad
47:00 <simba> yea i muted the box but laughed when i saw him change nicks a couple times cos he thought i ignored him
47:00 <Maurice> For a 'grown man'
48:00 <Yilmaz> ok brb taking pics
48:00 <matrix> Have fun
48:00 <simba> ur rather sad for a grown man
48:00 <matrix> Oi
48:00 <matrix> No damaging the 6th
49:00 <matrix> 64s
49:00 <matrix> Oh no no no
49:00 <matrix> This is all.wrong
49:00 <Maurice> How much would they go for these days
49:00 <simba> oh no there will be no more damagin of the 64s (no there wont)
49:00 <Thoth> One billion dorrars
49:00 <simba> --- black preacher
49:00 <simba> we gon save those 64s
50:00 <simba> yes we are
50:00 <simba> mmmhmmm
50:00 <matrix> Sing it brother
50:00 <Thoth> No point saving them. In 50 years they'll still be in stupid abundance, and nobody will actually want them.
50:00 <matrix> Praise the 64
51:00 <matrix> Loll
51:00 <Thoth> The price will be identical to todays price
51:00 <matrix> Thoth you paid for one? ???
51:00 <Thoth> no, I'm not stupid
53:00 <matrix> They have held their value well though
53:00 <matrix> Shado has dodgy net
53:00 <Yilmaz> uploading
54:00 <simba> 50 years.. maybe 30 id say
54:00 <simba> who knows!!!!!
54:00 <Thoth> matrix: investing in ancient computers is like investing in tacos.
54:00 <matrix> Nah
54:00 <Thoth> May hold their value for some time but they spoil
54:00 <Thoth> You wonder if its even worth it
54:00 <matrix> C64 is still usable
54:00 <matrix> Tacos give me the shots
55:00 <matrix> Shits
55:00 <simba> my snes is still going god bless u snes
55:00 <Thoth> simba: don't assume that'll last forever
55:00 <matrix> I found my old Sega mega drive woot
55:00 <Maurice> I hate you simba
55:00 <Maurice> I want my snes back
55:00 <matrix> Sonic here.i come
55:00 <Thoth> Maurice: wanna buy my snes?
55:00 <simba> im not i am thankful 
56:00 <Thoth> Because I like you, you can have it for $500
56:00 <simba> im thinking about selling a couple of games i dont play tho cos theyre worth something and im not gonna play em
56:00 <simba> like the bombermans
57:00 <Yilmaz> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/FDB5FB13-CC69-4D6A-90B0-DBC8D5AE07CF_zps4jswd4e0.jpg      <------- Once and for all. I do irc from work. 
57:00 <simba> nice writing
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> dat f
58:00 <matrix> Irc from work means work is too quiet
58:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah I have been told for years that I have girls handwriting. 
58:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: In my line of work ... busy sometimes means dangerous. I like quiet. 
58:00 <simba> what happens if u put 100 grams of explosives in there???
59:00 <simba> 100 grams mroe
59:00 <matrix> I can relate to that
59:00 <matrix> Your writing still looks feminine lol
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