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02:00 <simba> weed 2 wine
02:00 <simba> lol, wild turkey isnt here to talk
02:28 <+simba> weed 2 wine
02:46 <+simba> lol, wild turkey isnt here to talk
04:00 <Loof> oh i thought austbloke was him
04:00 <Loof> ausbloke
04:00 <Loof> hungarian proxy this time
04:00 <Loof> instead of serbian
04:06 <Loof> oh i thought austbloke was him
04:17 <Loof> ausbloke
04:31 <Loof> hungarian proxy this time
04:40 <Loof> instead of serbian
05:00 <simba> he is but i mean he doesnt join irc to talk
05:00 <partay> loof you fat fuck gtfo
05:00 <Loof> partgay do you even lift homo?
05:25 <+simba> he is but i mean he doesnt join irc to talk
05:27 <partay> loof you fat fuck gtfo
05:39 <Loof> partgay do you even lift homo?
06:00 <Loof> lift anything other than your dad's cock i mean?
06:00 <partay> in fact i do lift
06:00 <Loof> skinny little angry bitch
06:00 <partay> your mums fup
06:00 <partay> hahahaha
06:00 <Loof> needs to do something about his low blood sugar
06:00 <Loof> i recommend cum
06:00 <partay> i bet you would
06:00 <simba> @_@
06:00 <Maurice> He lifts vag to mouth
06:04 <Loof> lift anything other than your dad's cock i mean?
06:16 <partay> in fact i do lift
06:18 <Loof> skinny little angry bitch
06:24 <partay> your mums fup
06:28 <partay> hahahaha
06:28 <Loof> needs to do something about his low blood sugar
06:31 <Loof> i recommend cum
06:39 <partay> i bet you would
06:40 <+simba> @_@
07:00 <partay> its funny cos its true 
07:00 <Maurice> How is it that Loof puts me on ignore but not you, partay
07:00 <Maurice> This no makea da sense
07:00 <partay> did you reject loof Maurice ?
07:00 <Maurice> No, I just said his kid was a jerk
07:00 <Loof> partgay who the fuck says beezwax?
07:01 <Maurice> He lifts vag to mouth
07:07 <partay> its funny cos its true
07:23 <Maurice> How is it that Loof puts me on ignore but not you, partay
07:28 <Maurice> This no makea da sense
07:44 <partay> did you reject loof Maurice ?
07:55 <Maurice> No, I just said his kid was a jerk
08:00 <Loof> partgay who the fuck says beezwax?
08:00 <simba> put each other on ignore, youre both adults bickering, nobody can ever win
08:00 <partay> loof who gets as fat as you ?
08:00 <Loof> oh he is
08:00 <Maurice> Like, if someone said my kids were jerks, I'd totally agree
08:00 <Maurice> Because they're kids and they are
08:00 <Loof> that's when the fun begins
08:03 <+simba> put each other on ignore, youre both adults bickering, nobody can ever win
08:17 <partay> loof who gets as fat as you ?
08:18 <Loof> oh he is
08:20 <Maurice> Like, if someone said my kids were jerks, I'd totally agree
08:23 <Maurice> Because they're kids and they are
08:27 <Loof> that's when the fun begins
09:00 <Loof> i hadn't put the ignore on him on this new hexchat install yet
09:00 <Loof> so he slipped through
09:00 <Loof> bit of fun
09:00 <partay> put me on ignore 
09:00 <partay> you fat mental patient
09:00 <simba> peace is restored 2 the galaxy
09:00 <simba> partay, calm down or take a break
09:00 <partay> im calm
09:00 <partay> *sip*
09:02 <Loof> i hadn't put the ignore on him on this new hexchat install yet
09:07 <Loof> so he slipped through
09:20 <Loof> bit of fun
09:28 <partay> put me on ignore
09:38 <partay> you fat mental patient
09:44 <+simba> peace is restored 2 the galaxy
09:47 <+simba> partay, calm down or take a break
09:57 <partay> im calm
10:00 <Loof> daddy didn't swallow
10:00 <Loof> poor guy
10:00 <partay> calmer than the doledrums 
10:00 <Maurice> (he's sipping nips'
10:00 <Maurice> )
10:01 <partay> *sip*
10:04 <Loof> daddy didn't swallow
10:06 <Loof> poor guy
10:10 <partay> calmer than the doledrums
10:57 <Maurice> (he's sipping nips'
10:59 <Maurice> )
11:00 <Loof> 'seen mirza
11:00 <partay> Maurice id sip your nips 
11:00 <Loof> every channel i'm in
11:08 <Loof> 'seen mirza
11:28 <partay> Maurice id sip your nips
11:54 <Loof> every channel i'm in
12:00 <Loof> dead
12:00 <Loof> what to do
12:00 <partay> it fires up when you leave 
12:00 <simba> get stuck in2 donkey kong 64
12:00 <simba> partay is typing a quick antagonistic reply to every line you type Loof
12:05 <Loof> dead
12:11 <Loof> what to do
12:18 <partay> it fires up when you leave
12:36 <+simba> get stuck in2 donkey kong 64
12:58 <+simba> partay is typing a quick antagonistic reply to every line you type Loof
13:00 <simba> its funny to me
13:00 <Loof> if it's amusing you it's worth it man
13:00 <partay> wait has loof put me on ignore ?
13:00 <partay> sweet
13:00 <Loof> i'm just happy to know he's upset
13:00 <Loof> :D
13:00 <Loof> at least i hope it's just upset
13:00 <partay> hahaha
13:00 <Loof> and not a mancrush
13:00 <Loof> :(
13:00 <partay> lol
13:03 <+simba> its funny to me
13:16 <Loof> if it's amusing you it's worth it man
13:19 <partay> wait has loof put me on ignore ?
13:24 <partay> sweet
13:37 <Loof> i'm just happy to know he's upset
13:40 <Loof> :D
13:51 <Loof> at least i hope it's just upset
13:52 <partay> hahaha
13:55 <Loof> and not a mancrush
13:58 <Loof> :(
14:00 <partay> lol
14:00 <Loof> i dont think i could deal
14:00 <simba> it could b a mancrush
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <partay> i love taking Fridays off work 
14:11 <Loof> i dont think i could deal
14:11 <+simba> it could b a mancrush
14:14 <Loof> lol
14:42 <partay> i love taking Fridays off work
15:00 <simba> yea
15:00 <Loof> if anyone has a problem with me taking up goon blame mew
15:00 <Loof> her idea
15:00 <simba> never listen to mew
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <partay> goon heps her mews grow
15:00 <simba> unless shes like, posting nudes in audio form
15:00 <simba> somehow
15:00 <Loof> haha
15:09 <+simba> yea
15:09 <Loof> if anyone has a problem with me taking up goon blame mew
15:12 <Loof> her idea
15:24 <+simba> never listen to mew
15:27 <Loof> lol
15:32 <partay> goon heps her mews grow
15:33 <+simba> unless shes like, posting nudes in audio form
15:34 <+simba> somehow
15:49 <Loof> haha
16:00 <Loof> she does have nice bossums
16:11 <Loof> she does have nice bossums
17:00 <Loof> lumeah2 that picture pieter took of you sleeping was pretty creepy
17:00 <Loof> who does that
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> wat
17:00 <Loof> take a pic of your girlfriend drooling in her sleep then put it on fb for everyone to see
17:27 <Loof> lumeah2 that picture pieter took of you sleeping was pretty creepy
17:35 <Loof> who does that
17:47 <+simba> lol
17:49 <+simba> wat
17:57 <Loof> take a pic of your girlfriend drooling in her sleep then put it on fb for everyone to see
18:00 <Loof> nice
18:00 <partay> wait what lumeah and pieter are bumping uglies ?
18:04 <Loof> nice
18:26 <partay> wait what lumeah and pieter are bumping uglies ?
19:00 <simba> did u see pieters raging fb status about cashies?
19:00 <simba> it was gold
19:00 <Loof> is this recently?
19:00 <simba> yes
19:00 <Maurice> It was before he broke and left
19:00 <Maurice> Someone relay that
19:00 <Loof> gotta see this
19:00 <Loof> but first
19:00 <Loof> bong
19:14 <+simba> did u see pieters raging fb status about cashies?
19:17 <+simba> it was gold
19:26 <Loof> is this recently?
19:38 <+simba> yes
19:41 <Maurice> It was before he broke and left
19:44 <Maurice> Someone relay that
19:46 <Loof> gotta see this
19:52 <Loof> but first
19:53 <Loof> bong
20:00 <Loof> my plant is 3 inches now
20:00 <Loof> 2 more popping out
20:00 <Loof> :D
20:00 <Loof> need sunlight soon though
20:00 <Loof> been raining daily
20:00 <Fez> Heck
20:03 <Loof> my plant is 3 inches now
20:16 <Loof> 2 more popping out
20:20 <Loof> :D
20:37 <Loof> need sunlight soon though
20:41 <Loof> been raining daily
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21:00 <Fez> Heck
22:00 <simba> he deleted the cashies rage
22:00 <simba> y didnt i save uit
22:00 <Loof> damn
22:00 <simba> he was raging about the jewelry he bought at cashies being fake....
22:00 <simba> not even making that up
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:04 <+simba> he deleted the cashies rage
22:07 <+simba> y didnt i save uit
22:08 <Loof> damn
22:44 <+simba> he was raging about the jewelry he bought at cashies being fake....
22:50 <+simba> not even making that up
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Fez> He pay $2?
23:03 <Fez> He pay $2?
24:00 <partay> loof you should give up the wacky backy 
24:00 <partay> the fucking fez 
24:14 <partay> loof you should give up the wacky backy
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24:27 <partay> the fucking fez
25:00 <Fez> No middle part mate
25:00 <Loof> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
25:37 <Fez> No middle part mate
26:00 <Loof> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
26:00 <Loof> i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
26:00 <simba> me 2
26:00 <Fez> The need
26:00 <Fez> The need for weed
26:00 <Loof> i'm running low
26:00 <doctor> for mead
26:04 <Loof> i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
26:19 <+simba> me 2
26:27 <Fez> The need
26:34 <Fez> The need for weed
26:39 <Loof> i'm running low
26:53 <doctor> for mead
27:00 <Loof> doctor whats a good cheap red wine?
27:00 <Loof> you're an alco aren't you?
27:00 <doctor> what ever flagons are on special 
27:00 <doctor> nah
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> good thing about casks though is you get a free pillow
27:06 <Loof> doctor whats a good cheap red wine?
27:28 <Loof> you're an alco aren't you?
27:35 <doctor> what ever flagons are on special
27:38 <doctor> nah
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27:43 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Loof> good thing about casks though is you get a free pillow
28:00 <Loof> so idk
28:00 <doctor> true
28:00 <Fez> And a box to live under
28:00 <doctor> wake up every few hours to have a sip
28:00 <Loof> yep lol
28:00 <doctor> so you don't wake up sober in the morning
28:00 <Loof> hate that
28:08 <Loof> so idk
28:25 <doctor> true
28:35 <Fez> And a box to live under
28:38 <doctor> wake up every few hours to have a sip
28:42 <Loof> yep lol
28:49 <doctor> so you don't wake up sober in the morning
28:51 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Quit:
28:53 <Loof> hate that
29:00 <doctor> yeah not pleasant
29:00 <partay> loof are you a stoner and a drunk ?
29:00 <Loof> wonder if wine is hard to make
29:24 <doctor> yeah not pleasant
29:28 <partay> loof are you a stoner and a drunk ?
30:00 <Fez> Depends
30:00 <doctor> not sure. probably cheaper to just buy it
30:00 <Loof> yeah true
30:01 <Loof> wonder if wine is hard to make
30:19 <Fez> Depends
30:32 <doctor> not sure. probably cheaper to just buy it
30:38 <Loof> yeah true
31:00 <Loof> do you smoke cigs doctor?
31:00 <Fez> Hate when they dont have cold casks
31:00 <doctor> yeah, but mostly the e-cig now
31:00 <Loof> nice
31:00 <Loof> what brand?
31:00 <Loof> i want an evod
31:00 <doctor> champion golds
31:00 <Loof> no the ecig
31:00 <doctor> i dunno, some cheap chinese brand
31:04 <Loof> do you smoke cigs doctor?
31:15 <Fez> Hate when they dont have cold casks
31:21 <doctor> yeah, but mostly the e-cig now
31:25 <Loof> nice
31:31 <Loof> what brand?
31:34 <Loof> i want an evod
31:39 <doctor> champion golds
31:49 <Loof> no the ecig
32:00 <doctor> i dunno, some cheap chinese brand
32:00 <Fez> Apple should release icig
32:00 <Loof> k cool
32:00 <doctor> kangertech
32:00 <Loof> lol that's the one i want
32:00 <Loof> the kanger evod
32:00 <doctor> yeah thats the one I got
32:09 <Fez> Apple should release icig
32:26 <Loof> k cool
32:37 <doctor> kangertech
32:46 <Loof> lol that's the one i want
32:52 <Loof> the kanger evod
33:00 <Loof> nice
33:00 <Loof> does it leak?
33:00 <Loof> into your mouth?
33:00 <doctor> nope
33:00 <Loof> awesome
33:01 <doctor> yeah thats the one I got
33:05 <Loof> nice
33:09 <Loof> does it leak?
33:14 <Loof> into your mouth?
33:19 <doctor> nope
33:21 <Loof> awesome
34:00 <British^Meat> 2moro im going to make curried egg, and im literally so very very excited
34:00 <doctor> I've run out of liqued. EMS are quite slow on delivery
34:00 <doctor> curries egg is good
34:00 <Loof> still pissed at me bm?
34:00 <doctor> hope you enjoy
34:10 Nick: BMW is now known as British^Meat
34:31 <British^Meat> 2moro im going to make curried egg, and im literally so very very excited
34:35 <doctor> I've run out of liqued. EMS are quite slow on delivery
34:47 <doctor> curries egg is good
34:54 <Loof> still pissed at me bm?
34:56 <doctor> hope you enjoy
35:00 <Loof> feel bad i said "loves the arab cock" about his sister :(
35:00 <Loof> wtf was i thinking?
35:00 <simba> eggs!!!!!!!!
35:53 <Loof> feel bad i said "loves the arab cock" about his sister :(
35:57 <Loof> wtf was i thinking?
35:58 <+simba> eggs!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Loof> i fried
36:00 <Loof> i really like bm too :(
36:00 <simba> now i want eggs 4 breakfast thanx meta
36:00 <Maurice> Just have them now
36:12 <Loof> i fried
36:25 <Loof> i really like bm too :(
36:38 <+simba> now i want eggs 4 breakfast thanx meta
36:59 <Maurice> Just have them now
37:00 <British^Meat> just but me back on ignore u spanner Loof
37:00 <Loof> i guess i just expected everyone hates their whore sisters like me
37:00 <British^Meat> "ignore"
37:00 <simba> dont impose your will on me
37:00 <British^Meat> gotta have some protien, so eggs it is, and i figure eating just hard boiled eggs will make me sick
37:00 <Loof> eggs rule
37:00 <British^Meat> so curried it is
37:06 <British^Meat> just but me back on ignore u spanner Loof
37:08 <Loof> i guess i just expected everyone hates their whore sisters like me
37:11 <British^Meat> "ignore"
37:18 <+simba> dont impose your will on me
37:41 <British^Meat> gotta have some protien, so eggs it is, and i figure eating just hard boiled eggs will make me sick
37:43 <Loof> eggs rule
37:44 <British^Meat> so curried it is
38:00 <simba> i need to learn to make them
38:00 <Fez> Toasted egg sanga
38:00 <Loof> boil water
38:00 <Loof> put egg in
38:00 <Loof> wait 15 mins
38:00 <Loof> no 8 mins sorry
38:00 <Fez> Add vineger
38:00 <Fez> Easier to peel egg
38:12 <+simba> i need to learn to make them
38:13 <Fez> Toasted egg sanga
38:20 <Loof> boil water
38:23 <Loof> put egg in
38:26 <Loof> wait 15 mins
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38:31 <Loof> no 8 mins sorry
38:38 <Fez> Add vineger
38:56 <Fez> Easier to peel egg
39:00 <British^Meat> simba i am learned in the art of is as of today
39:00 <British^Meat> boil eggs
39:00 <British^Meat> mash with fork
39:00 <British^Meat> ad curry powder and mayo
39:00 <British^Meat> whisk, enjoy!
39:00 <Loof> crack them and add salt and pepper
39:00 <Loof> mmm
39:00 <simba> Nice
39:00 <simba> 2 e z
39:00 <Loof> yep
39:00 <Fez> Throw them on neighbours roof
39:00 <simba> thats how i lost a tamagotchi once
39:03 <British^Meat> simba i am learned in the art of is as of today
39:07 <British^Meat> boil eggs
39:10 <British^Meat> mash with fork
39:17 <British^Meat> ad curry powder and mayo
39:21 <British^Meat> whisk, enjoy!
39:21 <Loof> crack them and add salt and pepper
39:22 <Loof> mmm
39:32 <+simba> Nice
39:34 <+simba> 2 e z
39:41 <Loof> yep
39:42 <Fez> Throw them on neighbours roof
40:00 <+simba> thats how i lost a tamagotchi once
40:00 <Loof> lol tamagotchi
40:00 <Fez> Damb
40:00 <Fez> Damn
40:00 <Loof> i remember kids went suicidal when they died
40:00 <Loof> when their tamagotchi died cause they didnt' feed it
40:00 <Loof> or some shit
40:00 <simba> kids mums would take care of them when they were at school
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Maurice> I lost my E.T doll by swinging him around and he landed on the roof
40:11 <Loof> lol tamagotchi
40:13 <Fez> Damb
40:20 <Fez> Damn
40:20 <Loof> i remember kids went suicidal when they died
40:40 <Loof> when their tamagotchi died cause they didnt' feed it
40:44 <Loof> or some shit
40:51 <+simba> kids mums would take care of them when they were at school
40:57 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Maurice> Was very sad
41:00 <Fez> Then u got a cat
41:00 <Fez> And it clawed you
41:00 <Fez> :P
41:00 <Maurice> It wasn't yesterday you know
41:00 <Maurice> It was last week..
41:02 <Maurice> I lost my E.T doll by swinging him around and he landed on the roof
41:05 <Maurice> Was very sad
41:25 <Fez> Then u got a cat
41:36 <Fez> And it clawed you
41:42 <Fez> :P
41:51 <Maurice> It wasn't yesterday you know
41:54 <Maurice> It was last week..
42:00 <Maurice> Actually it was 28 yrs ago :/
42:00 <Fez> Throw one of the boys up there
42:00 <Fez> Oh
42:00 <Fez> Dont then
42:00 <Loof> wonder if there are tamagotchi apps for phones yet
42:00 <Maurice> I'm sure they'd find something good up there
42:00 <Fez> An e.t. doll
42:00 <Fez> Or alf
42:00 <Fez> I liked alf
42:04 <Maurice> Actually it was 28 yrs ago :/
42:13 <Fez> Throw one of the boys up there
42:17 <Fez> Oh
42:24 <Fez> Dont then
42:26 <Loof> wonder if there are tamagotchi apps for phones yet
42:32 <Maurice> I'm sure they'd find something good up there
42:47 <Fez> An e.t. doll
42:56 <Fez> Or alf
43:00 <Maurice> I have an Alf still
43:00 <Fez> Dont swing it about
43:00 <Maurice> I'm much more responsible than I was at 5
43:00 <Maurice> He's safe
43:00 <Fez> Cats safe too?
43:00 <Loof> wonder if they could make a next gen comeback
43:00 <Maurice> For now
43:01 <Fez> I liked alf
43:12 <Maurice> I have an Alf still
43:27 <Fez> Dont swing it about
43:37 <Maurice> I'm much more responsible than I was at 5
43:39 <Maurice> He's safe
43:54 <Fez> Cats safe too?
43:56 <Loof> wonder if they could make a next gen comeback
43:58 <Maurice> For now
44:00 <Fez> How is esme?
44:46 <Fez> How is esme?
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45:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/02c1b40ac123e95346a89d24fb01d7d5/tumblr_mzcfmhnVMG1qb6vzao1_500.gif
45:27 <+simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/02c1b40ac123e95346a89d24fb01d7d5/tumblr_mzcfmhnVMG1qb6vzao1_500.gif
46:43 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Quit: Linkinus - http://linkinus.com
53:10 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:00 <British^Meat> i enjoy that gif
56:00 <British^Meat> gonna find a gif, just for YOU
56:00 <British^Meat> http://33.media.tumblr.com/bb84fe5e178d7f15dcffcaede0cc5397/tumblr_n1fttuMv8V1r3vk7qo1_500.gif
56:09 <British^Meat> i enjoy that gif
56:44 <British^Meat> gonna find a gif, just for YOU
57:01 <British^Meat> http://33.media.tumblr.com/bb84fe5e178d7f15dcffcaede0cc5397/tumblr_n1fttuMv8V1r3vk7qo1_500.gif
00:00 <partay> wheres theriddler when you want quality boob links 
00:13 <partay> wheres theriddler when you want quality boob links
03:15 Quit: partay ([email protected]) Quit:
04:00 <simba> ....not ever linkingthem
04:35 <+simba> ....not ever linkingthem
07:00 <British^Meat> my anaconda
07:00 <Fez> Breasts?
07:54 <British^Meat> my anaconda
07:56 <Fez> Breasts?
08:00 <Saemon> booyah shakaH~!
08:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/PgqloiZ.gif
08:00 <British^Meat> shoosh fez
08:00 <British^Meat> not sure i like the cut of your jib with all the beer and breast stuff
08:00 <Fez> Nah
08:00 <British^Meat> yah
08:06 <Saemon> booyah shakaH~!
08:33 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/PgqloiZ.gif
08:37 <British^Meat> shoosh fez
08:49 <British^Meat> not sure i like the cut of your jib with all the beer and breast stuff
08:51 <Fez> Nah
08:56 <British^Meat> yah
09:00 <Fez> Beer stuff?
09:00 <Fez> Thats not me
09:07 <Fez> Beer stuff?
09:12 <Fez> Thats not me
10:00 <British^Meat> jib
10:00 <simba> i think fez is a girl
10:00 <simba> i cant remember
10:00 <Fez> Me either
10:28 <British^Meat> jib
10:45 <+simba> i think fez is a girl
10:46 <+simba> i cant remember
11:00 <simba> i think i just thought that cos he was using heaps of girly abbreviations one day
11:00 <Fez> Nicks?
11:00 <British^Meat> ooer
11:00 <Fez> F yea
11:00 <simba> no like OMG
11:00 <Fez> My faves angelic_angel
11:00 <Fez> Like fffff
11:02 <Fez> Me either
11:12 <+simba> i think i just thought that cos he was using heaps of girly abbreviations one day
11:26 <Fez> Nicks?
11:31 <British^Meat> ooer
11:35 <Fez> F yea
11:39 <+simba> no like OMG
11:51 <Fez> My faves angelic_angel
12:00 <Fez> Like fffff
12:00 <Fez> Screams good good
12:00 <simba> wat
12:00 <Fez> Iuno
12:00 <Loof> anyone have any bitcoins?
12:10 <Fez> Screams good good
12:44 <+simba> wat
12:55 <Fez> Iuno
12:59 <Loof> anyone have any bitcoins?
13:00 <Fez> Late night shit?
13:00 <Fez> Buttcoins... no
13:04 <Fez> Late night shit?
13:23 <Fez> Buttcoins... no
14:00 <simba> no
14:00 <Loof> this moth has been having a go at me all night
14:44 <+simba> no
14:58 <Loof> this moth has been having a go at me all night
15:00 <Loof> it just crawled down my shirt
15:00 <Loof> now it's hiding
15:00 <Fez> Kill it
15:00 <Loof> in the light
15:00 <simba> man vs moth
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <doctor> its your new best friend
15:00 <beehhh> hi Loof 
15:00 <beehhh> im here
15:00 <Loof> hey beehhh
15:00 <doctor> take care of the moth and mothra will reward you
15:00 <Loof> i'm gonna try them foods man
15:00 <beehhh> cooking fillet spegattie
15:00 <beehhh> spagettie
15:00 <Loof> nice
15:06 <Loof> it just crawled down my shirt
15:11 <Loof> now it's hiding
15:15 <Fez> Kill it
15:22 <Loof> in the light
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15:30 <+simba> man vs moth
15:33 <Loof> lol
15:36 <doctor> its your new best friend
15:39 <beehhh> hi Loof
15:44 <beehhh> im here
15:44 <Loof> hey beehhh
15:49 <doctor> take care of the moth and mothra will reward you
15:50 <Loof> i'm gonna try them foods man
15:51 <beehhh> cooking fillet spegattie
15:56 <beehhh> spagettie
15:58 <Loof> nice
16:00 <beehhh> brb gralic n cboiled ginger
16:00 <Roger_Walter> lenovo is better than HP
16:00 <British^Meat> can you leave beeeh?
16:00 <British^Meat> u make me not want to chat in here
16:00 <British^Meat> and ive got stuff to say....
16:11 <beehhh> brb gralic n cboiled ginger
16:25 Nick: beehhh is now known as Roger_Walter
16:31 <Roger_Walter> lenovo is better than HP
16:46 <British^Meat> can you leave beeeh?
16:52 <British^Meat> u make me not want to chat in here
16:59 <British^Meat> and ive got stuff to say....
17:00 <British^Meat> i thought we were getting rid of all of the dickheads :/
17:00 <Roger_Walter> let it boil
17:25 <British^Meat> i thought we were getting rid of all of the dickheads :/
17:44 <Roger_Walter> let it boil
18:00 <Roger_Walter> British^Meat, just say im not goinh to listen from you anyway
18:27 <Roger_Walter> British^Meat, just say im not goinh to listen from you anyway
19:00 <Roger_Walter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGcaZkH-Rg
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo Vibe Z Review (Feb 23, 2014) 3:10 - Category: Science & Technology - 20,084 views - likes (90.6%), dislikes (9.4%)
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19:48 <Roger_Walter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGcaZkH-Rg
19:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo Vibe Z Review (Feb 23, 2014) 3:10 - Category: Science & Technology - 20,084 views - likes (90.6%), dislikes (9.4%)
23:04 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMP
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38:00 <Taco> I'm cunt drunk
38:00 <Taco> cunt
38:49 <Taco> I'm cunt drunk
38:54 <Taco> cunt
39:00 <Taco> Who wants taco
39:00 <Fez> I want a coat
39:13 <Taco> Who wants taco
39:29 <Fez> I want a coat
40:00 <Taco> You can't eat coat
40:00 <Taco> wtf u talkin bout willis
40:00 <Fez> Eat your short
40:00 <Fez> S
40:15 <Taco> You can't eat coat
40:19 <Taco> wtf u talkin bout willis
40:50 <Fez> Eat your short
40:53 <Fez> S
41:00 <Taco> You eat my shorts
41:00 <Taco> Handsome
41:00 <Fez> You didnt buy me a drink
41:05 <Taco> You eat my shorts
41:11 <Taco> Handsome
42:00 <Fez> Cya
42:00 <Taco> I did so
42:00 <Taco> but I drunk it
42:00 <Taco> Thats not my fault
42:00 <Taco> How do you feel about disco balls
42:02 <Fez> You didnt buy me a drink
42:06 <Fez> Cya
42:18 <Taco> I did so
42:21 <Taco> but I drunk it
42:34 <Taco> Thats not my fault
42:59 <Taco> How do you feel about disco balls
43:00 <Taco> I don't like 'em
43:08 <Taco> I don't like 'em
44:00 <Roger_Walter> bzz
44:00 <Taco> beehhh
44:44 <Roger_Walter> bzz
44:51 <Taco> beehhh
45:00 <Taco> I thought I heard someone, but I was too tired to get up
45:00 <Roger_Walter> someone trying to set ya on arson maybe go check i sleep with one eye open
45:07 <Taco> I thought I heard someone, but I was too tired to get up
45:57 <Roger_Walter> someone trying to set ya on arson maybe go check i sleep with one eye open
46:00 <Taco> Hot
46:00 <Taco> What CDs did they steal anyway?
46:00 <Taco> Anything good?
46:24 <Taco> Hot
46:47 <Taco> What CDs did they steal anyway?
46:51 <Taco> Anything good?
47:00 <Taco> You know I emailed your news clipping to BlackDevil. He said he didn't receive it. I think he liked it
47:22 <Taco> You know I emailed your news clipping to BlackDevil. He said he didn't receive it. I think he liked it
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53:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
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53:32 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
54:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, ugly
54:00 <Loof> http://scoopwhoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/9242013120000214550769weed9real.jpg
54:00 <Loof> http://www.scoopwhoop.com/entertainment/20-compelling-reasons-why-marijuana-should-be-legalized-in-india/
54:00 <Taco> Aww jeah
54:00 <Taco> Answer that technical support call
54:21 <Maurice> Fuck off, ugly
54:22 <Loof> http://scoopwhoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/9242013120000214550769weed9real.jpg
54:33 <Loof> http://www.scoopwhoop.com/entertainment/20-compelling-reasons-why-marijuana-should-be-legalized-in-india/
54:54 <Taco> Aww jeah
55:00 <Taco> Don't mind moarice, she's just a slut
55:00 <Taco> gnite
55:01 <Taco> Answer that technical support call
55:05 * Taco gets wet
55:33 <Taco> Don't mind moarice, she's just a slut
56:00 <Taco> gnite
57:00 <Maurice> I can't be a slut, I don't get it often enough
57:00 <Taco> Who said you can talk slut
57:00 <Taco> Don;'t speak out of place
57:00 <Maurice> Who said I needed permission..
57:11 <Maurice> I can't be a slut, I don't get it often enough
57:47 <Taco> Who said you can talk slut
57:54 <Taco> Don;'t speak out of place
58:01 <Maurice> Who said I needed permission..
59:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*slurenity@*.10mbit.biz
59:38 Kick: Taco was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) fuck off, ur not funny)
13:00 <Fez> Chanop did
13:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/25270604/dutch-bikies-join-fight-against-islamic-state-in-iraq/
13:00 <Saemon> 'Yet a video on the club's YouTube page has raised questions over how ready the bikies are to take on militant fighters. The video shows mostly middle-aged chubby men without shirts, dancing with topless dancers to the gang’s theme song, No Surrender Is Here to Stay.'
13:03 <Fez> Chanop did
13:29 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/25270604/dutch-bikies-join-fight-against-islamic-state-in-iraq/
13:54 <Saemon> 'Yet a video on the club's YouTube page has raised questions over how ready the bikies are to take on militant fighters. The video shows mostly middle-aged chubby men without shirts, dancing with topless dancers to the gang’s theme song, No Surrender Is Here to Stay.'
14:00 <Saemon> lol these faggot bikies are gona get their asses handed to them
14:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
14:08 <Saemon> lol these faggot bikies are gona get their asses handed to them
14:56 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
15:00 <Saemon> sure, they are tough in their natural habitat of surburbia crime and intimidation, where they deal with mostly innocent ordinary civilians and other fellow bikies
15:00 <Saemon> bot to go fight a war against proper militants?
15:00 <Saemon> but*
15:04 <Saemon> sure, they are tough in their natural habitat of surburbia crime and intimidation, where they deal with mostly innocent ordinary civilians and other fellow bikies
15:20 <Saemon> bot to go fight a war against proper militants?
15:23 <Saemon> but*
16:00 <Saemon> these are battle hardened warriors prepared to die fighting for a cause they believe in
16:10 Kick: beehhh was kicked by ChanOP ([Maurice] Stop repeating please)
16:18 <Saemon> these are battle hardened warriors prepared to die fighting for a cause they believe in
17:00 <Saemon> not some local convenient store owner down the street who u threaten for 'protection' money
17:37 <Saemon> not some local convenient store owner down the street who u threaten for 'protection' money
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20:00 <Roger_Walter> melbourne is better than perth
20:27 <Roger_Walter> melbourne is better than perth
37:00 <Loof> india is better than australia
37:46 <Loof> india is better than australia
38:00 <Loof> they'll have legal weed soon
38:00 <Loof> atm the cops dont care about it
38:00 <Loof> it's illegal but not enforced
38:00 <Loof> whereas australia is just becoming more and more anal
38:07 <Loof> they'll have legal weed soon
38:23 <Loof> atm the cops dont care about it
38:30 <Loof> it's illegal but not enforced
38:51 <Loof> whereas australia is just becoming more and more anal
40:00 <Loof> you tried this stuff Roger_Walter? https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_908423/gossips-cabernet-merlot
40:10 <Loof> you tried this stuff Roger_Walter? https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_908423/gossips-cabernet-merlot
41:00 <Roger_Walter> nice one
41:52 <Roger_Walter> nice one
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01:00 <Loof> could you
01:00 <Loof> would you
01:00 <Loof> wont you be..
01:00 <Loof> my cumrag
01:05 <Loof> could you
01:07 <Loof> would you
01:11 <Loof> wont you be..
01:14 <Loof> my cumrag
02:00 <Loof> best episode yet of the walking dead
02:30 <Loof> best episode yet of the walking dead
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37:00 <lumeah2> Loof cunt... It wasn't me.. Dah
37:58 <lumeah2> Loof cunt... It wasn't me.. Dah
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30:00 <Loof> STEEEEEEEEEMPY YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOT
30:07 <Loof> STEEEEEEEEEMPY YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOT
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12:29 <Blarp> hmmm
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38:00 <Rak> morning matrix
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40:10 <British^Meat> Hi Taco
40:18 <British^Meat> mr trouble , tsk tsk
40:33 <British^Meat> i dont get why u trolley guys dont even attempt to hide
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12:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Look at this channel
15:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> The MAIN channel this Network has.. it's always active, people chatting.. channel is always moving along.. but just recently this channel got taken over by BlackDevil (Which is a faggot, sticks his cock in his bong once a week) Lwaxana fat old bitch with NO CLUE at all
16:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> causing trouble like they do
16:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> always blaming other people for their OWN fuck ups
18:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> And there we have the reason why this network is dying.. you just keep banning/zlining.. people don't come back... yes.. that's the best way to keep the network going.. well done dickweed.
21:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> This channel was move active when Serenity was about.. BlackDevil and Lwaxana both tell lies.. they say Serenity "took over" the channel and went mad... that's not what happened at all.. she deleted herself and left
22:00 <british^Meat> lol, so srs
22:00 <british^Meat> like, u know who cares n shit :P
22:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Lwaxana big fat liar.. says Longie told her she could take over the channel and do whatever she wants... yet.. Longie didn't say that at all.. he's not even online let alone worrying about this place
23:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> british^Meat, You care alot about what's going on.. you stick your pommy nose in all the time.
25:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Your IPs, nickname passwords and email addresses get given out by BlackDevil, Lwaxana and GrEmLiNz.. they give this info out to anyone who wants them
25:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> We've not meant to know this but we do
25:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> You can't trust Opers like them
26:00 <british^Meat> heh, this guy
26:00 <british^Meat> nah honest, i care not
26:00 <british^Meat> look at me, not caring
27:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Not only that.. every private msg you do, every notice.. is all seen by Opers.. they read everything that's passed through the servers
27:00 <british^Meat> r u an american?
28:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> AustNet Opers have the reputation of giving out users nickname passwords and IP Addresses
28:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> A few of them have been caught over the years
29:00 <british^Meat> meh
30:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> You wont be 'shrugging' when it happens to you
30:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Youd be crying like a bitch
30:00 <british^Meat> k
30:00 <british^Meat> who do they give out the IP's and passwords to?
30:00 <british^Meat> the government?
30:00 <british^Meat> illuminati?
30:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> People you don't like
30:09 <British^Meat> https://33.media.tumblr.com/e5e58fd3e715499fd8ec0b09794344b9/tumblr_ndk8wtGfiL1r3gb3zo2_400.gif
30:12 <British^Meat> simba on weekends
31:00 <british^Meat> wot, Pink and Nickleback?
31:00 <british^Meat> weird
31:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Look at you truing to be funny
31:00 <british^Meat> sorry
31:00 <british^Meat> i'll be serious
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32:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Your obsession with PandasDontDrive is not under control mate.. you need to seek help and get yourself on some medication.
32:00 <british^Meat> ok
32:00 <british^Meat> can you reccomend some medication?
32:07 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
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36:00 <british^Meat> gotta go riding mater
36:00 <british^Meat> but im with u braaahhh
37:00 <british^Meat> When you make your own room and have 40+ ppl in it, invite me in
37:00 <british^Meat> we'll take em down
37:00 <british^Meat> VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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16:00 <matrix> Some ppl need a life
16:00 <matrix> If you worry about an ip.  get a bnc
16:00 <matrix> Then the opers don't have your real ip
17:00 <matrix> As for the stupid this network is dying nick
17:00 <matrix> All irc networks are dying slowly
17:00 <matrix> ppl are moving to facespace
17:00 <matrix> or other more modern social networks
18:00 <matrix> There are always a few that stick to irc though.  get over it.  you don't have to be here
18:00 <matrix> If you think the opers are out to get you.  Easy fix.   leave
18:00 <matrix> They can't see you of you ain't here
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27:00 <BM^MB> help help!
27:00 <BM^MB> the network is dying!
27:00 <BM^MB> (lol)
28:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> WebbY, You're so dumb faggot
28:00 <British^Meat> oh no
28:00 <British^Meat> no its just plain angry :(
28:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> You can't even set a basic banmask
28:00 <British^Meat> which one is this one?
29:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> *!This-Network-Is-Dying*@* ?
29:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> What the fuck is that WebbY?
30:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> [#melbourne] topic- 'Welcome to Melbourne - where the freedom of speech exists'
30:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> [#melbourne] topic- set by BlackDevil
30:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Yeah.. I think you better remove that topic
31:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> There's no freedom of speech here.
32:00 <British^Meat> hi matrix, what up?
33:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> matrix, Yeah I agree with you there.. get a BNC, but they'll just zline the IP range.. then ya fucked.
34:00 <matrix> If they want to.  I have been using a bnc for a while though
34:00 <matrix> Hey BM
34:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Nothing is safe on AustNet.. The Opers can't be trusted
34:00 <British^Meat> yer but u know, who cares?
35:00 <British^Meat> u sound like my sister worrying about buying stuff online or creating a FB account
35:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> ohh you're one of those people that gets infected and your machine/IP and info is used for overseas shit
36:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Carry on British^Meat.
36:00 <British^Meat> hasnt happened since ive been on IRC/internet since 97
36:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> I think that's a lie.
36:00 <British^Meat> nah
36:00 <British^Meat> y lie?
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36:51 <psYbR> where's that whorebag ashleighXtrinity
37:00 <British^Meat> actually, i got a virus/hacked once, but that was through paltalk
37:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> You tell me
37:00 <British^Meat> it was my own fault, i accepted something i shouldnt have
37:00 <British^Meat> i was 15, my dad got so mad
37:00 <British^Meat> sorry not paltalk, parachat
37:00 <British^Meat> do u know of parachat?
37:00 <matrix> You nothing is safe anywhere on the internet
37:23 <^Aus_Bloke> your mum
38:00 <matrix> Get over it
38:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> You don't have to accept something to get infected.. it all starts with your IP being shown to someone and that's it.. you can get infected and you wouldn't even know it.
38:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
38:00 <British^Meat> dontbother me
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39:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> You say that
39:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> but when it happens.. you will be.
39:00 <matrix> If you don't like austnet why are you here this-network-is-dying
39:00 <British^Meat> again..
39:00 <British^Meat> hasnt happened since 97
39:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> so you say
39:00 <British^Meat> wait..
39:00 <British^Meat> so how am i supposed ot feel if it happens to me and i dont know
40:00 <British^Meat> it wouldnt bother me
40:00 <British^Meat> come, stay with me here
40:00 <British^Meat> this guy :)
41:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> matrix, Just saying.. Opers like BlackDevil, Lwaxana and GrEmLiNz can't be trusted.. they've had the reputation of giving out info.
41:00 <matrix> Well as I said.   don't need to be here if you don't trust them
42:00 <matrix> I have know lwaxana for the better part of 20 years
42:00 <British^Meat> indeed
42:00 <matrix> She's never betrayed me
42:00 <Floss> lol betrayed
42:00 <Floss> net wars
42:00 <matrix> lol
42:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Maybe because you're an arse licker?
42:00 <British^Meat> lwaxana, blackdevil, gremlinz, u can have me info and give it out
42:00 <British^Meat> I mind not, carry on
43:00 <matrix> Maybe because I am not a troll who has nothing better to do than come online and whinge
43:00 <British^Meat> hah
43:00 <British^Meat> ikr
43:00 <matrix> Noone is forcing you to be here
43:00 <British^Meat> i think im done with this one
43:00 <matrix> You don't trust the opers.  leave
43:00 <matrix> easy
43:00 <matrix> simples :-)
43:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> It's nothing to do with me
43:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> it's the rest of you
43:00 <British^Meat> these - cant cut the cord to irc guys - really get tiresome
43:00 <matrix> You are here whinging
43:00 <matrix> lol
44:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> Ignore me
44:00 <This-Network-Is-Dying> simples :-)
44:00 <British^Meat> done
44:00 <British^Meat> im ignoring u with my mind
44:00 <matrix> :-)
45:00 <British^Meat> u ride?
45:00 <British^Meat> like pushy ride?
46:00 <matrix> pushy lol
46:00 <Floss> like, swings?
46:00 <British^Meat> u ride motorcycles?
46:00 <British^Meat> well, mountain bikes or racers really
48:00 <British^Meat> i like Snoopys_Gunship, very loyal chatter
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i am indeed :D
49:00 <British^Meat> oh my
50:00 <matrix> One of the opers was awake obviously :-)
50:00 <matrix> I know I shouldn't tease the trolls
50:00 <matrix> I can't help myself
51:00 <British^Meat> i just cant wait until they give out his info
51:00 <matrix> lol
51:00 <British^Meat> can i have his info please?
51:00 <BlackDevil> elements?
51:00 <matrix> It probably is
52:00 <BlackDevil> i can give you elements ip
52:00 <British^Meat> i wouldnt know what to do with it
53:00 <BlackDevil-Had-His-First-Bong> BlackDevil is trying to rub my penis.
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaa
53:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITZGq4Yk1M
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Will in Baltimore's 7-11 Gets Robbed - The D.A. Show - CBS Sports Radio (Oct 15, 2014) 6:24 - Category: Sports - 17,115 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i need a new mouse i think
55:00 <BlackDevil> element needs a new hobby
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know and needs a bullet to the head
56:00 <matrix> You'd think he would learn how to change ident lol
56:00 <BlackDevil-Had-His-First-Bong> ZapLines do nothing bro :)
57:00 <matrix> Well this is going to go on for a while
57:00 <matrix> I'll be back later
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whoops lol
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00:00 <BlackDevil-Had-His-First-Bong> Snoopys_Gunship takes IRC very seriously.. he wants to kill people with a gun. LLLooolll what a loser. BlackDevil, why bother bro I got endless supply of IPs.. it's no effort for me. :)
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01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh he is still here with his bot
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what a tosser
01:00 <BlackDevil> he is
02:00 <BlackDevil> probably is MeGusta
02:00 <BlackDevil> its
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who knows but he is still a loser who needs a bullet
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i cant find where Fury will be shown
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20:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2a_1413395567
21:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: 12 year old tattoo artist in Thailand (Date: Oct-10-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 18857 - Played: 15381
21:00 <BlackDevil> the last zline reason i gave him was this 'Do you tell your wife this is a hobby?'
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
22:00 <BlackDevil> look personal information
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha what a tool honestly
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31:00 <British^Meat> yer, i love those guys that come on and whine about ppl taking irc seriously....
31:00 <British^Meat> when they have hidden bots, change ips, get around bans, complain about how and who runs servers/chans
31:00 <British^Meat> its the dudes that get around bans that take it all a bit seriously
36:00 <BlackDevil> lol timed out
39:00 <matrix> Didn't webby have dots between the letters
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42:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil
42:00 <Bastardly_One> get off your fucking Serenity and Shadowlurker trip
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55:00 <stebie> MeGusta is not david's
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56:00 <Bastardly_One> sure isn't
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58:07 <+simba> flying battery zone
09:00 <Lumeah> Hi fez
09:00 <Lumeah> :p
09:00 <Fez> Hi
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17:00 <Rags> freedumb of spinach?
19:00 <British^Meat> r u one?
20:29 Quit: [MaTtY] ([email protected]) Quit: Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
21:00 <Rags> I am three
25:00 <Rags> !trivia
25:00 <Rags> Ana_Ng: we have furrdumb of spinach now
25:57 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chet+faker+1998
25:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
27:00 <BlackDevil> watching
27:00 <BlackDevil> south park
27:00 <BlackDevil> who is MeGusta?
28:00 <BlackDevil> i just picked a nickname
29:00 <Rags> S18E04?
29:00 <BlackDevil> yup
29:00 <Rags> I should usenet that
29:00 <Rags> Good?
29:00 <BlackDevil> talking about the uber app
29:00 <BlackDevil> or cars picking up people
29:00 <Rags> ooo
29:00 <BlackDevil> telsa
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know who MeGusta belongs to?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> man 
30:00 <BlackDevil> no
30:00 <Rags> heh stupid index sites
30:00 <BlackDevil> canadians cars are driven by queefs
30:00 <Rags> this site says it was posted an hour from now... so it was posted in the future
30:00 <Rags> pretty legit
33:00 <Rags> http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/17/174460/2643088-9487629321-south.png
33:00 <BlackDevil> http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-14/1407/south-park-s14e07c03-shut-up-mimsyyyy-16x9.jpg?
33:00 <BlackDevil> is this
33:00 <BlackDevil> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Rocky_and_Mugsy.jpg
34:00 <Rags> Indeed it is
35:00 <Rags> I was watching this earlier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCq3K2O8htw
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trey Parker and Matt Stone on Sean Penn (Mar 31, 2011) 1:43 - Category: News & Politics - 324,142 views - likes (96.8%), dislikes (3.2%)
37:00 <Rags> oh and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g_GLnJgjwI
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Russell Crowe talks about South Park (Jun 12, 2007) 1:06 - Category: Entertainment - 2,708,128 views - likes (96.9%), dislikes (3.1%) dislikes (3.1%)
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53:04 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
59:00 <BlackDevil> epic dos attack
01:00 <Rags> ms-dos?
02:00 <BlackDevil> nah element dossed me
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
02:00 <FredFlinstone> denial of service
02:00 <Rags> oh
02:00 <Rags> I was zlined for a week for being element
02:00 <Rags> Can I help?
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28:54 <+simba> time 2 get da goods
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33:37 <mrdanger> who let da gods out
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39:13 <Bastardly_One> simba
39:17 <Bastardly_One> want a laugh?
39:32 <Bastardly_One> go to Live from PlayStation quick
39:53 <Bastardly_One> and click on the guy ... Chat with gave developer
39:59 <Bastardly_One> the cunt has no idea
39:59 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:58 <TheRon> the word cunt is used by people that have run out of adjectives
41:23 <Bastardly_One> fuck off cunt
43:09 <Bastardly_One> afternoon cunt
43:29 <TheRon> geez language
46:39 <Bastardly_One> got a fucking problem with it?
47:02 <TheRon> yep fucking oath i do
49:23 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck you then pal
56:00 <Rags> BlackDevil: is panda zlined or something?
56:00 <Rags> if so, can you remove it, so we can troll him?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
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05:36 <BlackDevil> Are you under 50 years old, willing to make daily trips to Medford, and have regular bowel movements? You, my friend, could be earning $40 a day—just for pooping.
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15:00 <FredFlinstone> get a fuckin beer in ya!
15:43 <TheRon> simba five mins till 420
15:44 * BlackDevil rubs aaron
17:00 <TheRon> if everybody had alcohol there'd be no violence, there'd be no wars
18:00 <FredFlinstone> drink up
18:00 <TheRon> oh alrighty
18:00 <FredFlinstone> twist yuor arm?
18:00 <TheRon> a little
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
18:48 <TheRon> how can we dance when our earth is turning
20:02 <mrdanger> gay
20:29 <TheRon> calling stuff gay is gay
20:52 <mrdanger> what about when it involves another man rubbing you on the internet?
21:00 <TheRon> coopers origninal aple ale
21:00 <TheRon> it's all natural
21:00 <FredFlinstone> thats yummy
21:22 <TheRon> that could be gay
21:29 <mrdanger> pretty gay
22:00 <Rags> hey TheRon 
22:00 <TheRon> hello all
22:00 <Rags> wanna get on me?
22:00 <Rags> red makes it go faster
22:00 <TheRon> huh?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
22:00 <Rags> get on yer Rags
23:00 <FredFlinstone> another friggin weirdo
23:00 <FredFlinstone> disgusting
23:00 <TheRon> can you smell it FredFlinstone ?
23:00 <Rags> I can taste it
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I can TheRon
23:00 <FredFlinstone> it smells like?
23:00 <Rags> teen spirit?
23:00 <TheRon> fuckwit?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he can smell rags?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
23:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
23:28 <mrdanger> so, how about them redskins
23:40 <TheRon> are they till redskins?
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24:00 <Bastardly_One> being a fuckwit
24:00 <Rags> Slurenity, plz ban TheRon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is better than sounding like HG and Roy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who you two remind me of
24:00 <Bastardly_One> HG and Roy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and just as boring 
24:34 <TheRon> foo fighters - everlong
25:00 <TheRon> so whiney
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you're Roy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> be nice
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Roy is the smarter one
25:00 <Doodle> graham & the colonel > hg & roy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
25:00 <Maurice> Bert and ernie over them
25:00 <TheRon> hang on i'll get the wig
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't they remind you of those two?
25:00 <Doodle> YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there she is 
26:00 <Maurice> NO
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking ignorant bitch ignored my hello before
26:00 <Doodle> then open it wider
26:00 <Maurice> Coz I meant over hg and roy
26:00 <Maurice> Ok
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27:00 <Doodle> i called it useless and said it would never amount to anything
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it so fucking cold?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
27:00 <TheRon> ballarat
27:01 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/431/just_a_couple_horsing_around_537060521.640x0.jpg
27:28 <TheRon> oh she's a good hrose ken she'll go all day
28:00 <Doodle> it is a bit fucking nippy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, stupid question really
28:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
28:00 <TheRon> nipply?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> nipply
28:00 <Maurice> If youre checking my throat, why did I need to remove my pants
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
28:00 <Doodle> for fun
28:00 <FredFlinstone> and why in my arse?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're connected hole to hole
28:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
28:00 <FredFlinstone> and thats not a thermometer
28:00 <Doodle> i refer the honourable gentleman to my frevious answer
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you people know nothing!
28:00 <Maurice> Ok that works for me
28:00 <Doodle> previous
28:10 <Bastardly_One> don't laugh
28:15 <Bastardly_One> I know people that would do that
28:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:49 <BlackDevil> i bet element does
29:00 <Doodle> lol frevious
29:00 <TheRon> geezus
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yes?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> frevious!
29:00 <FredFlinstone> you called
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is that me saying previous with a lisp?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have one but cunts say I do on skype
29:00 <TheRon> al green
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is not green
29:04 <TheDarkTruth> is that topic supposed to be ironic?
29:10 <BlackDevil> yes
29:16 <TheDarkTruth> excellent..
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30:00 <FredFlinstone> ok will put on
30:00 <Bastardly_One> false advertising
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lying cunt he is 
30:00 <FredFlinstone> Let's Stay Together - Al Green
30:00 <TheRon> such a great song
30:02 <TheRon> got any lawn bowls uniform pics?
30:10 <zaim> anyone else goin jehovah convention or is it just me
30:31 <TheRon> free piss?
30:56 <zaim> unsure,... im gonna go with barnsies. i hear those dudes like to party
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I might finally get that mexican today
31:00 <Doodle> speaking of great songs
31:00 <FredFlinstone> shexxxyyyyyy
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3 (3.45MB 128kbps Stereo 3:45)
31:00 <TheRon> how old is the mexcan??
31:00 <Maurice> Lolll
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
31:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
31:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard the Ratcat version of that Doodle?
31:00 <Doodle> you know that dude from Ted
31:00 <Doodle> in front of the tv
31:00 <Doodle> ..
31:00 <Doodle> neg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> do it once
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so bad 
31:00 <Maurice> Belinda Carlisle came on in my car today and I thought of you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if I can find a link
31:00 <Doodle> ratcat only have 2 good songs
31:00 <Doodle> looool Maurice
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31:39 <mrdanger> GrOmLeTzzzzzz
32:00 <Doodle> she has man hands
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they do?
32:00 <Maurice> And you dancing in the summer rain that year
32:00 <Doodle> yeah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one more song than I thought they had
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ratcat - Don't Go Now.mp3 (2.91MB 128kbps Stereo 3:10)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> GET OUT!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> NOW!
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ratcat - That Ain't Bad.mp3 (3.72MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:03)
32:00 <Doodle> thats it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> DIE!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> be home in half an hour
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're dead
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm coming to hurt you
32:00 <MeGusta> ...
33:00 <Wikid> woooo 
33:00 <Doodle> who are you talking to
33:00 <Wikid> what is its problem
33:00 <Maurice> Itll take b1 that long to find his shoe
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you!
33:00 <TheRon> barry white?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Doodle> what for
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Maurice true
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I love the Baz
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for those horrible songs
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> thats nothing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but I found that I think we're alone now
33:00 <Maurice> Only to realise hes wearing it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> check how bad this is
33:00 <Doodle> i'm trying to drown out next doors barking dog
34:00 <FredFlinstone> You're the First the last ,my Everything - Barry White
34:00 <Picard> Hi
34:00 <Maurice> Just drown it
34:00 <Rags> Picard: I have lube
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iciaVhmIZ84
34:00 <FredFlinstone> my favourite song
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ratcat - That Ain't Bad / I Think We're Alone Now (Jun 22, 2011) 7:34 - Category: Music - 1,282 views - likes (75%), dislikes (25%) dislikes (25%)
34:00 <Picard> Awesome
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I get so hard
34:00 <TheRon> doodle what you need is some PAL and some broken glass
34:00 <FredFlinstone> on that show 
34:00 <Picard> Rags who are you
34:00 <Doodle> no!
34:00 <FredFlinstone> when I fancied that aussie leso
34:00 <FredFlinstone> Portia
34:00 <Doodle> its not the dogs fault its a dickhead
34:00 <FredFlinstone> fark I wanted her
34:00 <Doodle> its the owners fault
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah eh eh yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Doodle so much right now
35:00 <TheRon> healthy wealthy and woggy
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kelis - I Hate You So Much Right Now.mp3 (5.74MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:16)
35:00 <Doodle> ?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> GAH!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is there not a crap song you don't have?
35:00 <Doodle> just call me mr earworm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like 
35:00 <Maurice> Drown the owner
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon
35:00 <Doodle> tempting Maurice
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
36:00 <Maurice> Held you when you were sick even sucked your dick
36:00 <Doodle> ;)
36:00 <Doodle> dont tell them
36:00 <Doodle> they will want a go too
36:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One:  u old cunt I'd hoped u were dead
36:00 <Bastardly_One> one less Sebastpolian in the world won't be missed
36:00 <Doodle> i prefer sebastopolite
36:00 <Maurice> The whole time thinking.. this isn't fair
36:00 <Rags> Hmmm
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but no-one is Sebas is polite
36:00 <Rags> coles have a kilo of spring rolls for five bucks
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Porno for Pyros - Blood Rag.mp3 (8.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:48)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
37:00 <Rags> I might have to get that for ripped cunt food
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you own a good song
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what happened?
37:00 <Doodle> i own lots of good songs
37:00 <Doodle> and a fuckload of shit ones
37:00 <FredFlinstone> Can't get enough of your love , babe - Barry White
37:00 <Picard> Mmmmmmmmmm
37:00 <Bastardly_One> do you use Spotify at all?
37:00 <Doodle> nah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
37:00 <Doodle> i get a rash
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38:00 <Maurice> You might have to load up some proclaimers for b1
38:00 <Doodle> loool
38:00 <Wikid>  Doodle see a doctor
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Proclaimers - Letter From America.mp3 (3.66MB 128kbps Stereo 3:59)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the studio version of I Think Were Alone Now 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is that bad ... that horrible
38:00 <Maurice> Lol @ get a rash
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to hear it just once
38:00 <Doodle> jesus i didnt even know i had this song
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know its on there
38:00 <Doodle> never heard it
38:00 <Doodle> its terrible also
38:00 <Rags> You know who has really good songs...
38:00 <Rags> Richard Cheese
38:00 <Doodle> justin bieber
38:00 <TheRon> got any butthole surfers?
38:00 <Doodle> oh
38:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One: Did u live In Geelong
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Butthole Surfers - Pepper.mp3 (6.68MB 128kbps Stereo 7:17)
38:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf?
39:00 <Doodle> only that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I have lived in Geelong why?
39:00 <TheRon> best song
39:00 <Doodle> it is rather good
39:00 <FredFlinstone> never heard of it
39:00 <Picard> Just asking
39:00 <Doodle> volume uppppppp
39:00 <Picard> How many years ago?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean surfers are hot but
39:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the Butthole Surfers live a couple of times
39:00 <Rags> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cgLu0PuQo
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Cheese - My Neck, My Back (Jun 10, 2010) 3:34 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,514,970 views - likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking Pictard
39:00 <Bastardly_One> why though?
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Khia - My Neck, My Back.mp3 (3MB 128kbps Stereo 3:16)
40:00 <Picard> Answer the question 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
40:00 <Rags> The jazz version is heaps better
40:00 <Bastardly_One> answer mine first
40:00 <Doodle> ew jazz
40:00 <Rags> I'm here tapping my leg and clicking
40:00 <Picard> Remember erynn?
40:00 <Doodle> jazz is just people who cant keep time
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I know her well
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she's on my FB
40:00 <Doodle> lol erynn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> unique
40:00 <Doodle> lemonface
40:00 <Maurice> JAZZ HANDS
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ lemonface
40:00 <Doodle> every photo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not nice
41:00 <Doodle> lemonface
41:00 <Picard> Remember when she was 15 and u wanted her to go to Geelong to meet you?
41:00 <Picard> :)
41:00 <Doodle> dude i have 4 pics of her 'smiling'
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm no 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not me 
41:00 <FredFlinstone> The Letter - Joe Cocker
41:00 <Maurice> Oh here we go
41:00 <Picard> Of course not you
41:00 <TheRon> 'smiling'?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was never on irc when I live in Geelong fuckwit
41:00 <Doodle> she looks like she is sucking on a lemon
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that attempt
41:00 <Maurice> How sexy
41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh the lonely days are gone
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how sad was that Maurice
41:00 <Doodle> trying to do kissy face smile
41:00 <FredFlinstone> how good is this
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she suffers ducks bum
41:00 <Bastardly_One> still 
42:00 <Maurice> His existence is sad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> in pics
42:00 <Doodle> isnt she married with like a billion kids now anyway
42:00 <Bastardly_One> come back for your ban have you?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she has ... one kid I think
42:00 <TheRon> listen all yall this is sabotage
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah married
42:00 <Doodle> same thing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> still lives in Mildura
42:00 <Bastardly_One> still four foot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> still the same 
42:00 <Picard> No shit
42:00 <Doodle> what is there to do in mildura other than grow oranges and cook meth
43:00 <Bastardly_One> come on here and act like Picard?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes from there
43:00 <Picard> The river Doodle 
43:00 <Doodle> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> says it all really
43:00 <Doodle> oh the river
43:00 <Doodle> ofc
43:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One:  how many years did u do?
43:00 <Doodle> does river water make good meth
43:00 <Picard> Doodle I have no idea
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be perm banned cunt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Picard> Calm down old man
44:00 <Doodle> orange flavoured river meth
44:00 <Bastardly_One> this pedo shit daily is actually not annoying
44:00 <Doodle> could be a thing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking boring
44:00 <Bastardly_One> now shut up
44:00 <Doodle> who's a pedo
44:00 <Picard> What pedometer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> me apparently
44:00 <Picard> Oops what pedi shit?
44:00 <Doodle> Picard is calling someone a pedo?
44:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
44:00 <Bastardly_One> only 24/7 
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
44:00 <Bastardly_One> daily
44:00 <Doodle> Picard the only pic i have of you is of you trying to eat a baby
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not an op that hasn't banned him for it
44:00 <Doodle> i'd back off 
44:00 <Picard> Where did I call u a ped?
45:00 <TheRon> i'm not a pedo i swear
45:00 <Bastardly_One> don't play dumb fatso
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told you I mean fatso as in the wombat
45:00 <FredFlinstone> please enough of that talk its sick
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes another pm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it say?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> more pedo shit?
45:00 <TheRon> a wombat eats rotts and laeves
45:00 <TheRon> roots
45:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Have A Little Faith In Me by Joe Cocker*
45:00 <Picard> Wtf are u ranting about. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever you have to say Picard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> say it in channel
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not reading your pm's
46:00 <matrix> afternoon all
46:00 <Doodle> i wish i had a job so i didnt have to look at this
46:00 <matrix> oh he is back ....
46:00 <Maurice> I wish I was asleep for the same reason
46:00 <Doodle> i could be at work staring out a window
46:00 <Doodle> getting paid
46:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed Maurice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and Doodle
46:00 <Maurice> Watching people doing it
47:00 <Doodle> yeahhhhhhhhh
47:00 <Doodle> i mean 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to think we were actually having a decent conversation
47:00 <Picard> Anyways I must go, bbl :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> always one idiot
47:00 <Bastardly_One> good
47:00 <Maurice> Dont hurry
47:00 <matrix> is he going ?
47:00 <matrix> you only have me then lol
47:00 <FredFlinstone> sad
47:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One:  u are aware people hate you?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I know why he's going
47:00 <matrix> I aint that bad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he expects me to post this
47:00 <Bastardly_One> [16:46] <Picard> Loser
47:00 <Bastardly_One> [16:47] <Picard> Pedi pie
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
47:00 <matrix> I dont hate b1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oops I did 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I do!
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48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Oingo Boingo - Little Girls.mp3 (3.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:45)
48:00 <Picard> Thought u didn't read pm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am fucking awesome ... only people that hate me 
48:00 <TheRon> i'm bad to the bone
48:00 <Picard> Lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> are the insecure
48:00 <Picard> U are a moron
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *you
48:00 <Picard> U decrepit old cunt who doesn't leave the house
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *you
49:00 <matrix> wake me when it is sane in here again
49:00 <FredFlinstone> give it to him
49:00 <Picard> Don't u have a school crossing to stalk?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what a gutless imbecile
49:00 <matrix> I thought only you stalked crossings
49:00 <matrix> oh it is gone
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sad little man
49:00 <matrix> damn
50:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more annoying it's supposely a channel rule
50:00 <matrix> I am an idiot at times, but I am at least a likable idiot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah well ... 
50:00 <Doodle> there are rules?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Darling Be Home Soon by Joe Cocker*
50:00 <matrix> Doodle apparently there are rules
50:00 <FredFlinstone> says who?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
50:00 <Doodle> well fuck a duck
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet he's allowed to do it all the time
51:00 <Doodle> yeah he is a serial offender but so is everyone here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> him and panda ... it's not annoying any more
51:00 <Doodle> look at them
51:00 <matrix> Picard must be nearly due a perm ban though
51:00 <Doodle> offending
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's boring and I am sick of it being allowed
51:00 <matrix> PAndas I can cope with
51:00 <matrix> at least he is only stoned
51:00 <Doodle> eh if i had axs i'd ban all the ops first
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no, he crossed the same pedo line
51:00 <Doodle> esp Longie
51:00 <matrix> hmmm
51:00 <TheRon> you'd better make a complaint
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried that
51:00 <matrix> I must have missed that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ChanOP kicked me :P
52:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
52:00 <FredFlinstone> to whom?
52:00 <Doodle> used to happen to me in fb when i tried to kick sonia
52:00 <MeGusta> good
52:00 <matrix> chanop had her pointy boots on?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... we must be the only two that miss her
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do miss her
52:00 <FredFlinstone> Jean Paul Gaultier
52:00 <matrix> who do you missB1
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Sonia
52:00 <matrix> oh
52:00 <FredFlinstone> his brain?
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53:00 <matrix> is that the Sonia from years ago?
53:00 <TheRon> shoot to kill what a thrill
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she was a good partner in crime
53:00 <Doodle> yeah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that Sonia
53:00 <matrix> would be good to have her back
53:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe I should unignore it so I can hear the crap?
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sonia - You'll Never Stop Me Loving You.mp3 (3.08MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
53:00 <Rags> Pointy boots?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha Doodle
53:00 <matrix> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be something she'd say too
53:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
53:00 <FredFlinstone> cant do it to myself
53:00 <Doodle> she had fantastic breasts
53:00 <matrix> but its only at 128kbps
53:00 <TheRon> i'm sure he meant point boobs
54:00 <Rags> http://southpark.cc.com/clips/104261/follow-the-only-road-in-canada
54:00 <matrix> TheRon: Chanop kicks with pointy boots
54:00 <Doodle> its not 128kbps
54:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit!
54:00 <Doodle> the script is fucked
54:00 <matrix> dont use boobs for kicking
54:00 <matrix> well
54:00 <TheRon> you sure that doesn't sound right
54:00 <matrix> no
54:00 <FredFlinstone> scripts are fucked
54:00 <matrix> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this isn't on any topic and totally random ... but
54:00 <FredFlinstone> full stop
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mp3 Scripts Are Fkn Cool.mp3 (4.82MB 128kbps Stereo 5:16)
54:00 <Doodle> ^
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of blood in this game ... I don't think I've seen so much blood ever
54:00 <Doodle> is it barbie dream house
55:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to With A Little Help From My Friends by Joe Cocker*
55:00 <matrix> B1 didnt you throw up that much blood on the weekend?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in the remastered The Last of Us
55:00 <Doodle> disney princess?
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
55:00 <Doodle> ok
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just really obvious
55:00 <Doodle> i need to get my ps3 fixed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you can have mine 
55:00 <matrix> doodle you need a ps4
55:00 <Bastardly_One> for $100
55:00 <matrix> B1 got one
55:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck games
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the machine itself
56:00 <FredFlinstone> suckz
56:00 <Doodle> nah i'd rather repair mine
56:00 <Doodle> thx tho
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's in damn good condition
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
56:00 <Doodle> yeah mine is mint
56:00 <matrix> wouldnt surprise me
56:00 <Doodle> other than the burnt out bluray
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know another sucker that'll take it :P
56:00 <matrix> B1 looks after his games
56:00 <matrix> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't you know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see some of the places I used to leave the PS3 discs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
57:00 <TheRon> i got some cashew chicken for tea tonight
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and the PS3?
57:00 <matrix> I was being sarcastic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I literally just shoved off the desk
57:00 <Bastardly_One> onto the floor
57:00 <matrix> Cashew chicken sounds good
57:00 <Bastardly_One> its still plugged into the telly
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I literally just shoved it off the desk
57:00 <matrix> B1 you better look after the PS4 until you at least pay it off
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS4 is treated like a newborn baby
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <TheRon> ELO - telephone line
58:00 <TheRon> awesome song
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS3 is hardy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is all
58:00 <FredFlinstone> you are having a session with then
58:00 <FredFlinstone> them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've one of the big old ones
58:00 <matrix> oh right
58:00 <FredFlinstone> they were good a long time ago though
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59:00 <FredFlinstone> are you older than me TheRon?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
59:00 <TheRon> no
59:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
59:00 <TheRon> this song was released before i was born
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it is was a slimline it'd not been literally shoved off the table
59:00 <FredFlinstone> they are all my generation
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing would be smashed
59:00 <matrix> true dat
59:00 <FredFlinstone> brings back mammries
59:00 <matrix> mammries???
59:00 <TheRon> i love mammaries
59:00 <FredFlinstone> mammories
59:00 <FredFlinstone> tits
00:00 <FredFlinstone> boobs
00:00 <matrix> tink its an a
00:00 <FredFlinstone> whatever
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a pothead picnic this weekend
01:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood by Joe Cocker*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> in the treasury gardens in melbourne
01:00 <Bastardly_One> free cannabis victoria picnic
01:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
02:00 <TheRon> i can't i'm playing bowls
03:00 <matrix> pothead picnic sounds liek a good name for a song
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might make it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get in a stupid mood and in a writing mood
03:00 <TheRon> people will get high and forget it's on
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol TheRon
03:00 <matrix> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get the blurb hang on
04:00 <matrix> thats what your supposed to do
04:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: remember pilot - magic?
04:00 <matrix> I remember that one
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Bring your glass, your goodies, munchies, friends and most importantly a smile! Meet like minded people and get even more like minded ;)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> "Peaceful civil disobedience is a legitimate form of protest."
04:00 <matrix> ffs
04:00 <matrix> I am old
05:00 <matrix> B1: was someone stoned when the wrote that
05:00 <TheRon> i blame adam sandler
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a political party
05:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Free Cannabis Victoria
05:00 <TheRon> i'm voting pot party
05:00 <FredFlinstone> long time ago that
06:00 <matrix> they do call it the garden state
06:00 <TheRon> or the cheaper beer one i can't decide
06:00 <FredFlinstone> they had two hits I think
06:00 <TheRon> just haven't heard it in ages
06:00 <FredFlinstone> me either
06:00 <FredFlinstone> years
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I remeber the video
07:00 <TheRon> i don't
07:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Don't stop by Rolling Stones*
07:00 <FredFlinstone> woofuckin hoo
07:00 <FredFlinstone> get up there and dance
07:00 <FredFlinstone> love this song
08:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*steggles@*.optusnet.com.au
08:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*m4tt@*.adsl-a-8.sezampro.rs
09:00 <TheRon> what did we think of the chaser last night?
10:00 <TheRon> all the lonely people where do they all come from?
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11:00 <Doodle> eleanor rigby's twadge
11:00 <TheRon> B1-not-here: is off to get some mexican dude
11:00 <matrix> nah he is having fish
11:00 <Doodle> ron burgundy?
12:00 <TheRon> yes?
12:00 <Doodle> ok?
12:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <TheRon> hey look each to their own
12:00 <matrix> what he said
13:00 <matrix> ffs
13:00 <TheRon> eeeee vil woman
14:00 <matrix> ELO 
14:00 <matrix> who has soem ELO
14:00 <TheRon> so underrated
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Electric Light Orchestra - Evil Woman.mp3 (8.28MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:02)
15:08 <TheRon> it's times like these you learn to live again
17:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way
17:00 <matrix> oh that reminds me
17:00 <matrix> fleetwood mac dvd in car
17:27 <BlackDevil> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:28 <TheRon> looking to the sky to save me......
18:00 <TheRon> top show that one if its the dvd i'm thinking off
19:00 <matrix> they had a few top shows
19:00 <TheRon> haven't seen their latest tour though
19:00 <matrix> I prefer the early stuff
20:00 <matrix> actually
20:00 <matrix> I like the really early stuff
20:00 <TheRon> you a stevie or christine fan?
20:00 <matrix> Peter Greens Fleetwood Mac
20:00 <matrix> I loved Christine bad, but even before her
20:00 <matrix> PEter Green, when fleetwood mac was more of a blues outfit
20:39 <TheRon> make my way back home when i learn to fly
22:00 <matrix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRu7Pt42x6Y
22:00 <TheRon> i read the news today oh boy, about a lucky man that made the grade
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac Peter Green - Black Magic Woman (Live Boston Tea Party) 1970 (Sep 18, 2011) 6:22 - Category: Music - 1,073,222 views - likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%) dislikes (1.5%)
22:00 <matrix> I tell you he did it well that one
22:00 <TheRon> nice
23:00 <TheRon> i know the song too so thats a bonus
23:00 <matrix> yeah
23:00 <matrix> its a different take on it, but its damn good
23:00 <matrix> Thats the Fleetwood Mac I like best
25:14 <TheRon> you gotta keep 'em separated......
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26:13 <MysteriousShado> ASL CUNTZ
26:23 <mrdanger> 12 f ya mums
26:29 <MysteriousShado> Delicious
27:00 <matrix> I like this one too
27:00 <matrix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjOD8i-8uWY
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1970 Fleetwood Mac - Peter Green - The Green Manalish Live Sweden (Oct 5, 2011) 7:27 - Category: Music - 210,311 views - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%) 19 dislikes (1.7%)
28:04 Nick: steven is now known as stevenn
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30:40 <MysteriousShado> doctor
30:41 <MysteriousShado> Cure me
31:03 <TheRon> he's the one the call dr feelgood
31:14 <TheRon> he's the one that makes you feel alright
31:27 <MysteriousShado> Excellent.
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36:00 <matrix> I like that song
37:00 <matrix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8RhZDGLEXM
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FLEETWOOD MAC - Oh Well (1969 UK TV Performance) ~ HIGH QUALITY HQ ~ (Jan 5, 2010) 2:39 - Category: Music - 970,835 views - likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
37:00 <matrix> Another gem from youtub
37:00 <matrix> e
37:00 <TheRon> why do i giigle when i hear norwegian wood
38:00 <matrix> nfi lol
38:00 <matrix> it is one of those songs I guess
38:00 <TheRon> heheheh.....wod!
38:00 <TheRon> heheheh.....wood!
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38:46 <Bastardly_One> Si
38:51 <Bastardly_One> I jut got Driveclub
38:52 <TheRon> california rest in peace simultaneous release
38:57 <Bastardly_One> *so
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38:59 <Bastardly_One> it better be good
39:00 <Lumeah> Odd
39:00 <matrix> Norwegian wood at that
39:00 <TheRon> see it's funny
39:00 <matrix> we are beign weird here
39:11 <TheRon> good investment
39:32 <Bastardly_One> I live racing games
39:50 <Bastardly_One> and I've got people I've talked to on live streams keen to add me for racing
40:00 <matrix> must be nearly time for my medication :P
40:00 <TheRon> the zombies - time of the season
41:00 <matrix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPyk8_onO8   
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon - ( Awesome performance ) 1976 (Feb 10, 2009) 6:10 - Category: Music - 1,973,816 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
41:00 <matrix> Guess stevie was kinda cute
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42:00 <TheRon> south park portrayed her as a goat
42:00 <matrix> she aint a goat
42:04 <TheRon> i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend....
42:14 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooo
42:17 <Bastardly_One> it looks pretty
43:00 <matrix> maybe that was Lindsey Buckingham ??
43:00 <TheRon> they called the goat ms nicks
43:00 <matrix> mind you hearing her live, maybe a goat is appropriate lol
43:44 Part: Resool ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:51 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
44:52 <Bastardly_One> read this
45:00 <matrix> That is a pretty decent extended version of Rhiannon though
45:00 <matrix> dreams unwind - loves a state of mind
45:09 <Bastardly_One> http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8919962
45:25 <TheRon> that involves reading
45:54 <TheRon> readings no good
46:00 <matrix> you never hear that ending on the album
46:00 <TheRon> people are strange when you're a stranger, faces look ugly when you're alone
46:02 <Bastardly_One> An Argentine football match has descended into chaos after a wild brawl erupted on the field and forced the game to be abandoned with 12 players sent off.
46:10 <Bastardly_One> twelve red cards!
46:12 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:32 <TheRon> how is that news, in south america that happens every week
47:00 <matrix> the doors
47:00 <TheRon> yep
47:00 <matrix> oh I have some of that somewhere
47:00 <matrix> I like the slightly more obscure tracks
47:00 <TheRon> its good shit
47:00 <matrix> Everyone knows Light My Fire and Touch Me
47:00 <matrix> but how many know People are Strange
47:30 <Bastardly_One> oh by the way
47:37 <Bastardly_One> the first rule of Drive Club is
48:00 <TheRon> dont talk about drive club
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nag everyone on my PS4 to get it so the club I just formed is active
48:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *L*w*a*x*a*n*a*!*@*
48:36 Join: Lwaxana ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
48:54 <Bastardly_One> this is a bit retarded though
49:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: salmon tonight?
49:01 <Bastardly_One> the games I've wanted to buy I hardly play
49:14 <Bastardly_One> I dont play the other one I really wanted much either
49:22 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I've installed Drive Club but that's it
49:46 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana
49:51 <Bastardly_One> you know what tonight is?
49:59 <Bastardly_One> GO MVC!
50:00 <matrix> wb Lumeah
50:00 <TheRon> whats for dins dins Longie ?
50:00 <TheRon> whats for dins dins Lumeah ?
50:13 <Bastardly_One> die Adelaide United!
50:19 Join: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:38 <TheRon> we'll shit it in just you wait n see
50:49 <TheRon> 5-0
51:44 <Bastardly_One> "we'll"
51:50 <Bastardly_One> suddenly you like soccer?
51:52 <Bastardly_One> :P
52:00 <TheRon> and i think myself what a wonderful world
52:09 <TheRon> i couldn't watch a whole one
52:11 <Bastardly_One> I am still laughing about last week
52:20 <Bastardly_One> I was convinced it was going to be the other way around
52:25 <Bastardly_One> that was so much fun to watch
52:26 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:27 <MysteriousShado> Bastardly_One, played fifa against couleurs yet?
52:36 <Bastardly_One> MysteriousShado lol
52:55 <Bastardly_One> I did twice ... before he continued to nag
52:57 <Bastardly_One> it's his thing
53:00 <matrix> satchmo
53:00 <matrix> god i cant spell
53:00 <TheRon> beers?
53:08 <Bastardly_One> he'll be doing it until 16 comes out
53:19 <Bastardly_One> but I have something to tell him
53:30 <Bastardly_One> I wont play him until he gets driveclub now
53:37 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got him to get GT6
53:38 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:56 <MysteriousShado> lol
54:00 <twogoldstars> Breasts
54:00 <TheRon> where?
54:27 Quit: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
55:00 <TheRon> i like that old time rock and roll
55:02 * mrdanger slaps Bastardly_One around a bit with a large trout
55:13 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One :)
55:48 <Bastardly_One> yeah what mrdanger?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and how much are MVC going to lose by Lwaxana
56:02 <Bastardly_One> ??
56:07 <Bastardly_One> let's make them win again
56:09 <Lwaxana> ni
56:14 <Bastardly_One> what is the score gonna be?
56:19 <Bastardly_One> I say ... 0 - 3
56:27 <Bastardly_One> (lets hope that works)
56:32 <Bastardly_One> worked last week :P
56:32 <Lwaxana> lol
56:48 <TheRon> more to the point, how many flares will go off??
56:57 <Bastardly_One> how animated does Muscut get?
57:03 Join: Bish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:03 <Bastardly_One> He thinks he's coaching a real team
57:12 <Bastardly_One> instead of a-league
57:34 <TheRon> he's a melbourne legend, don't rip on him
57:39 <Bastardly_One> he was one of our best players though
57:50 <Bastardly_One> was typing that
58:00 <FredFlinstone> msybe
58:00 <matrix> the kinda music that moves the soul
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I got a choice
58:00 <FredFlinstone> salmon,flathead or gurnard
58:00 <FredFlinstone> what ya reckon?
58:00 <matrix> flathead can be aweson if you get the bones out
58:00 <FredFlinstone> not flathead Barra lol
58:00 <matrix> Barra is better
58:00 <FredFlinstone> no bones ffs
58:15 <Bastardly_One> and nuh ... a-league isn't woggy enough
58:21 <Bastardly_One> for the flares and bullshit
58:30 <Bastardly_One> that's if you go to a Sth Melb Hellas match
58:45 <Bastardly_One> the tension at one of those games is like real soccer
59:00 <FredFlinstone> no it isnt
59:00 <matrix> Flathead is full of bones unless you just get a tail
59:00 <FredFlinstone> are you a woman with the bones thing?
59:00 <TheRon> foil with butter garlic and dill
59:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs its filleted
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I have had a whole flathead
59:00 <matrix> yes flatty fillets at the head end have lots of little bones
59:00 <FredFlinstone> you must be a woman
59:00 <matrix> thats why you usually get flatty tails
59:06 <+simba> yea local football is fucken miles better than a league
59:13 <TheRon> lawn bowls gts willing
00:00 <FredFlinstone> vaggy
00:00 <matrix> a flatty vaggy??
00:00 <FredFlinstone> only a woman would say that
00:00 <matrix> some prefer a bit of a mound
00:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck the bones
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I spit them out ffs
00:00 <FredFlinstone> onseesedd
00:00 <FredFlinstone> obsessed
00:19 <Bastardly_One> so simba
00:28 <Bastardly_One> get your own PS4 and get Drive Club
00:32 <Bastardly_One> the nagging begins
00:33 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:45 <TheRon> DON'T TALK ABOUT DRIVE CLUB!
00:59 <+simba> fuck is drive club
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been sucking up to players on streams who will add me to play but I doubt they'll join my club
01:00 <matrix> if the dont get caught in your throat
01:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
01:00 <matrix> they*
01:00 <FredFlinstone> why would they?
01:00 <matrix> then ya choke and die
01:00 <FredFlinstone> if yu eat like a moron then yes
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I love couta
01:00 <matrix> whats wrong with morons??
01:00 <FredFlinstone> you tell me
01:00 <matrix> look at half the irc population
01:01 Join: lumeah2 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:02 <+simba> gay name
01:03 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
01:18 <Bastardly_One> the latest racing game on the PS4
01:24 <Bastardly_One> but it relies on you being social
01:30 <Bastardly_One> and you need Plus
01:32 <stevenn> twitch.tv
01:40 <Bastardly_One> twitch and ustream
01:41 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: thats you out then
01:50 <Bastardly_One> twitch users are a lot more friendly though
01:53 <stevenn> i want to stream !
02:00 <matrix> they seem to do ok
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I am going to have the barra methinks
02:00 <matrix> they keep coming back
02:00 <FredFlinstone> its not as tasy
02:00 <matrix> Barra is good
02:00 <matrix> just dont overcook it
02:00 <FredFlinstone> and falls apart when you cook it
02:00 <matrix> and season it well
02:00 <FredFlinstone> you need to cook it through
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant believe someone is telling me how to cook fish lmao
02:04 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure you need a PS Camera
02:07 <+simba> yea twitch is p cool
02:10 <TheRon> i stream a number of times daily
02:12 <stevenn> you need a pvr
02:20 <Bastardly_One> a what?
02:20 <TheRon> especially after like 4 beers
02:34 <stevenn> you can use a xboxone to stream
02:51 <Bastardly_One> you need the PS Camera to stream on the PS I am told
03:00 <matrix> lol
03:00 <matrix> soz
03:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
03:00 <matrix> I will make some salted caramel
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I can eat it raw
03:00 <FredFlinstone> not bara
03:00 <TheRon> like bear grylls
03:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmm
03:00 <FredFlinstone> he is hot
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I should eat him lol
03:01 <+simba> twitch is for speedrunning not playing gay new games!!!
03:05 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know ... I'm shit ... I'd never stream
03:15 <Bastardly_One> oh on the PS4
03:19 <TheRon> you'd never stream?
03:26 <TheRon> your bladder must be fucked
03:28 <stevenn> uh, i modded my xbox so i would get alot of veiws ;p
03:28 <Bastardly_One> its become play your games online on twitch
03:33 <stevenn> and a ban =p
03:39 <Bastardly_One> lol @ and a ban
03:49 <Bastardly_One> I'm sticking with Sony
03:59 <Bastardly_One> I like the exclusives better than the xbox ones
04:00 <FredFlinstone> rAW
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
04:00 <FredFlinstone> wanker
04:00 <FredFlinstone> have you had Gurnard?
04:00 <TheRon> never heard of it tbh
04:00 <FredFlinstone> its a cheap version of flathead
04:00 <matrix> I like my deserts
04:00 <FredFlinstone> its yummo
04:00 <matrix> nah havent had it
04:01 <Bastardly_One> game wise
04:04 <+simba> the whole idea of streaming casual play so people can watch you so you feel like you have friends is pretty gay to me
04:08 <+simba> it should be for competing, speedrunning
04:18 <stevenn> i would stream for advertising =p
04:23 <Bastardly_One> I know simba and I agree
04:28 <Bastardly_One> you ought to see this dude before
04:37 <Bastardly_One> he claims to be a game dev
04:43 <Bastardly_One> and had his vid open to chat
04:45 <Bastardly_One> was hilarious
04:48 <Bastardly_One> fucking loser
04:58 <Bastardly_One> reckons he's worked for Ubisoft and shit
05:00 <FredFlinstone> deserts?
05:00 <matrix> but ifd it is like a flatty then would be nice
05:00 <FredFlinstone> not desserts?
05:00 <matrix> typo meh
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I am horny
05:00 <matrix> I am making salted caramel to go with the chocolate
05:00 <FredFlinstone> yumm
05:00 <FredFlinstone> dip your cock in it
05:00 <FredFlinstone> then get the wife to suck it
05:00 <TheRon> romantic
05:00 <FredFlinstone> she will love it
05:10 <Bastardly_One> so I started abusing him for every shit Ubisoft game ever
05:12 <Bastardly_One> which is a fuck of a lot
05:13 <stevenn> haha
05:47 <Bastardly_One> hard to abuse in 160 characters though
05:50 <Bastardly_One> gotta get it perfect
06:00 <matrix> lol
06:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
06:00 <matrix> assumptions of my gender run wild
06:06 <Bastardly_One> ok
06:11 <Bastardly_One> time to load driveclub
06:12 <+simba> have u seen the woman who does the e3 ubisoft things lately
06:15 <+simba> shes so cringeworthy
06:19 <TheRon> oi fuck knuckle
06:22 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck I hate her
06:23 <TheRon> see it's not that hard
06:27 <Bastardly_One> as much as the IGN chick
06:31 <Bastardly_One> seen her?
06:36 <Bastardly_One> she fucking annoys the hell out of me
06:52 <+simba> nah
06:53 <matrix> afternoon all
07:00 <TheRon> got to get dressed
07:00 <TheRon> for success
07:03 <TheRon> women in general piss you off though
07:05 <Bastardly_One> omg
07:10 <Bastardly_One> update needed
07:17 <Bastardly_One> and it's fucking MASSIVE
07:44 <TheRon> make your own penis joke up people
07:57 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I asm nude
08:00 <FredFlinstone> so no success here
08:00 <TheRon> best way to cook
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I am outside
08:00 <TheRon> you're brave
08:05 <Bastardly_One> this game apparently has online issues too
08:07 <matrix> have to have a penis to joke about it
08:17 <matrix> B1 everyone here has online issues
08:23 <Bastardly_One> I love women
08:28 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong
08:39 <matrix> We are all online on friday evening
08:40 <Bastardly_One> most of my friends are female
08:42 <matrix> how am I wrong
08:48 <Bastardly_One> matrix, fuck up
08:51 <stevenn> hahahaaha
08:52 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to TheRon
08:58 <TheRon> killing in the name of..........
09:00 <FredFlinstone> got the chimmy going
09:00 <matrix> nude outside is scary at this time of year
09:00 <FredFlinstone> no choice here cooking fish
09:00 <matrix> makes my nipples hard just thinking of it
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
09:00 <TheRon> nipples so hard they could slice butters
09:00 <matrix> hard enough for you lol
09:06 <stevenn> chanop must have some serious issues
09:07 <matrix> b1 is in a mood
09:10 <matrix> meg
09:12 <matrix> meh even
09:14 <Bastardly_One> nuh
09:26 <Bastardly_One> I just haven't told anyone to fuck up yet today
09:30 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, fuck up
09:32 <matrix> fair enough
09:36 <matrix> stfu everyone
09:50 <Bastardly_One> let
09:52 <Bastardly_One> s
09:57 <Bastardly_One> talk about video games
10:00 <matrix> meh
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
10:00 <FredFlinstone> too hard
10:00 <FredFlinstone> pass
10:00 <FredFlinstone> not into male nipples
10:00 <matrix> oh the assumptions made lol
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
10:03 <stevenn> yea
10:03 <Bastardly_One> TheRon gets cranky
10:05 <stevenn> xbox 360
10:11 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffft
10:12 <matrix> ps4
10:13 <Bastardly_One> PS4
10:23 <matrix> xb1 sux almost as bad as b1
10:29 <Bastardly_One> worse
10:37 <TheRon> i get so cranky
10:43 <matrix> I wouldnt go that far
10:47 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooo
10:53 <Bastardly_One> look at those pretty cars
10:57 <Bastardly_One> shall I screenshot?
10:58 <matrix> B1 how was your fish
11:00 <matrix> I still have it
11:00 <matrix> even at 40
11:00 <matrix> :-)
11:00 <TheRon> you be one sexy bitch
11:07 <Bastardly_One> that fish was fucking great
11:16 <matrix> awesom
11:20 <Bastardly_One> so good I fell asleep in satistfaction 15 mins later
11:25 <matrix> you'll have to remember how you did it
11:42 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
11:43 <Bastardly_One> hang on
11:45 <matrix> lol
11:47 <Bastardly_One> it makes you go into a race
11:51 <Bastardly_One> back shortly
11:54 <matrix> go b1 racer
11:56 <matrix> lol
12:00 <matrix> I'll show you a Pic when I lose a little more weight
12:05 <matrix> you fucking idiot
12:57 <TheRon> fuck you i won't do what you tell me
13:09 <matrix> wtf???
13:18 <TheRon> it's the song
13:21 <matrix> oh
14:04 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
14:06 <Bastardly_One> fucked that up
14:12 <Bastardly_One> that looks like awesome fun
14:12 <matrix> I knew you would
14:13 <matrix> lol
14:20 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't expecting it
14:27 <TheRon> i hate racing games
14:28 <Bastardly_One> was good though
14:30 <matrix> went into the game too quick hey
14:33 <Bastardly_One> I love racing games
14:38 <Bastardly_One> yeah it did I thought
14:43 <matrix> Actually I like racing games
14:50 <matrix> I just hate fifa
15:00 <TheRon> i've had the time of my life and i owe it all to you
15:00 <matrix> Dirty Dancing soundtrack made that popular
15:03 <TheRon> oh no no fifa!
15:10 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I adore soccer
15:19 <Bastardly_One> and in my world it's a year long thing
15:31 <Bastardly_One> thanks to supporting various countries leagues
15:39 <matrix> yeah I am just over it
15:46 <Bastardly_One> get used to it
15:48 <matrix> cause it gets talked about every fucking day of the year
15:52 <Bastardly_One> its couleurs thing
15:54 <matrix> that makes it boring as batshit
16:00 <TheRon> oh yes
16:00 <TheRon> never seen it
16:00 <Ana_Ng> what?!
16:00 <TheRon> you only watch those movies if there's a possibility of sex at the end
16:06 <TheRon> GO EVERTON!
16:07 <Bastardly_One> he did it all year with 14 too
16:41 <matrix> yeah see what I mean
16:46 <matrix> it gets boring fast
17:00 <matrix> hi Ana_Ng
17:00 <TheRon> same with grease
17:00 <matrix> TheRon I watch it cause I like it
17:00 <TheRon> and footloose
17:00 <matrix> No body puts baby in the corner
17:03 <TheRon> the possession game shits me
17:28 <matrix> I have an core 2 duo PC with intel graphics
17:37 <matrix> what games can I play lol :P
17:45 <TheRon> matrix i have no idea what you just said
17:53 <matrix> lol
18:00 <Ana_Ng> you will get sex with the girl you brought over
18:00 <Ana_Ng> transference
18:00 <TheRon> exactly
18:00 <Ana_Ng> hi matrix
18:17 <matrix> I havent got time for a PS4 or PS5 or xbox365 or whatever the fuck they are
18:22 <matrix> I work 11 days out of 14
18:29 <matrix> I own a house
18:31 <matrix> and ...
18:34 <matrix> well I have a life
19:00 <matrix> how are you?
19:15 <TheRon> feel good inc
20:02 <matrix> TheRon what do you do for work?
20:07 <matrix> sorry I have never asked
20:15 <TheRon> i test breasts
20:21 <matrix> lol
20:26 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say
20:28 <matrix> you wish??
20:34 <TheRon> oh yes
20:38 <Bastardly_One> good luck getting a conversation on basics going with TheRon
20:43 <Bastardly_One> I've tried heaps of times
20:51 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:56 <matrix> heya mewsy
21:00 <TheRon> i'm a private person what can i say
21:00 <matrix> The Web Logic VM's (HX1077, HX1078, HX6077, & HX6078) need to be relocated back to the Web Logic ESX cluster from the generic cluster
21:00 <matrix> oh ffs you fool
21:09 <Mew> hey trixy
21:14 <matrix> hows ya doin
21:30 <Mew> gr8 thx u?
21:36 <matrix> cant complain
21:43 <matrix> no one in here will listen lol
21:53 <Bastardly_One> christ what a good looking game
22:00 <TheRon> i have no idea what was just said
22:00 <FredFlinstone> barra is sort of cooked
22:00 <matrix> Work TheRon
22:00 <FredFlinstone> fallen apart as usual
22:00 <FredFlinstone> but I WILL eat it bones and all lolz
22:03 <matrix> you perving on me again b1
22:05 <matrix> lol
22:09 <Mew> you can if you want
22:10 <TheRon> take it out on a date
22:14 <Bastardly_One> nuh
22:26 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking GTA V on this gen out though
22:30 <Bastardly_One> gonna marry it
22:35 <Mew> the best part is if you complain in here everyone has to read it
22:35 <Bastardly_One> after I divorce my bong
22:38 <matrix> Mew: no point complaining, it doesnt make things better, so going to be happy instead
22:40 <matrix> :-)
22:46 <Bastardly_One> Mew
22:49 <Bastardly_One> stfu :D
22:49 <stevenn> uh
22:55 <Bastardly_One> hi(gh)
22:59 <matrix> oh he had to say it
23:00 <matrix> I am sure you will 
23:00 <matrix> and be shitting bones for a week
23:28 <Bastardly_One> ok
23:28 <TheRon> and if you want these kind of dreams it californication
23:30 <Mew> you can be all "my period is clotting so hard today fuck its so hot menstrual juice was a bad choice" and someone will read it
23:30 <Bastardly_One> less talk
23:37 <Bastardly_One> more driving
23:40 <Bastardly_One> back soon
23:50 <matrix> oh god Mew that was gross
23:52 <matrix> lol
23:53 <TheRon> mew please it's tea time
24:00 <matrix> got beer to go with the barra
24:00 <TheRon> i like jennifer lawrences legs, they're so esy to spread, never oily or dry
24:00 <Ana_Ng> bed time is near
24:05 <Mew> See? Two people read it
24:11 <Mew> I feel validated thx dudes
24:23 <matrix> you kinda threw it in our face lol
24:27 <mrdanger> I wish I didn't read it
24:31 <matrix> lol
24:40 <TheRon> mind you it's still better than hearing about Bastardly_One's new game
24:44 <Mew> you'd know if I threw it in your face lol
24:50 <matrix> TheRon: thjat is debatable
24:59 <matrix> Mew I dont wanna know lol
25:00 <TheRon> nah it's better
25:00 <TheRon> damn
25:16 <matrix> At least it isnt FIFA
25:19 <Bastardly_One> fucking cheating cunts!
25:23 <TheRon> so true
25:26 <Bastardly_One> I keep losing points
25:34 <matrix> thats cause you are shit at it
25:35 <Bastardly_One> from being rammed
25:50 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I was being careful and because I was winning they cheated
25:52 <TheRon> i thought you'd be used to getting rammed?!
25:59 <matrix> lol
26:03 <matrix> I dont want to know
26:04 <matrix> please
26:15 <matrix> its tea time and ramming b1 is not on my chat topic list
26:22 <Bastardly_One> fuck you TheRon
26:25 <TheRon> nope sorry
26:26 <Bastardly_One> guess where I am tomorrow?
26:31 <Bastardly_One> I'm coming to the bowls club
26:36 <TheRon> beaufort scoring weed
26:37 <matrix> fucking TheRon
26:38 <matrix> ??
26:43 <Bastardly_One> no
26:49 <Bastardly_One> I will be in Sebas
26:53 <Bastardly_One> look out!
26:56 <matrix> fucking seba?
27:00 <TheRon> what about your chick??
27:00 <TheRon> FLASHBEER!!!!
27:07 <Bastardly_One> oh that was today
27:12 <Bastardly_One> that was a good lunch too
27:14 <matrix> yeah waht about your chick
27:18 <matrix> she was freaking hotness
27:19 <TheRon> just lunch?
27:22 <Bastardly_One> that was today
27:26 <matrix> meh
27:28 <Bastardly_One> yeah catching up on Sunday
27:34 <Bastardly_One> so who the fuck knows
27:41 <matrix> your just a dirty old cuntox
27:41 Join: Johnny ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:44 <Bastardly_One> expect nothing then you're never disappointed
28:00 <Ana_Ng> bashfleer
28:00 <TheRon> it's a movie about a bloke trying to get a job at a brewery
28:01 <Bastardly_One> yet, you have to be in it to win it
28:05 <TheRon> HERE'S JOHNNY!
28:09 <Bastardly_One> but always expect nothing I say
28:25 <matrix> Anyway I am making carbonara for dinner
28:29 <matrix> I'll be back
28:40 <TheRon> just unzip and give her a clue
28:45 <matrix> eeewwwww
28:52 <matrix> TheRon dont image B1 unzipped
28:57 <TheRon> my bad
29:00 <matrix> hia Lwaxana
29:04 <matrix> very bad
29:08 <matrix> very very bad
29:16 <Mew> are you gonna meet Ron b1?
29:23 <TheRon> nope
29:35 <matrix> B1 doesnt wanna meet he just wants to fuck him
29:37 <matrix> ermm
29:38 <matrix> anyway
29:42 <matrix> I should go cook
29:46 <Mew> id meet you if I went to your infamous bowls club
29:55 <Mew> you're one of the saner ircers
30:00 <Lumeah> Dunno TheRon i dun make it 
30:00 <TheRon> oomp knows all about flashbeer
30:00 <ooomp> I do?
30:03 <TheRon> geez thanks
30:04 <matrix> the bowls club does sound awesome
30:05 <matrix> lol
30:07 <TheRon> thats a worry
30:09 <matrix> oi
30:13 <matrix> arent I sane???
30:18 <stevenn> in
30:23 <matrix> blah
30:44 <Mew> one of
31:00 <TheRon> that carlton ad with flashdance
31:00 <Ana_Ng> flashbeagle
31:00 <ooomp> Oh
31:02 <matrix> I prefer to be insane
31:14 <matrix> but I am the only normal one alive so meh cant win
31:29 <+simba> Yep.
31:42 <matrix> oh hi sumba
31:45 <matrix> simba even
32:06 <Bastardly_One> lol @ me
32:13 <Bastardly_One> first and down to last
32:20 <Bastardly_One> *close app*
32:25 <matrix> told you that you were shit at it
32:39 <Bastardly_One> I have an excuse that time
32:47 <matrix> you always do lol
32:55 <Bastardly_One> I sneezed and hit a corner too fast
33:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: where are the atlias mountains?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> morocco
33:00 <Ana_Ng> atlas
33:00 <TheRon> no
33:00 <TheRon> putin went fishing there this week
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i dunno then
33:07 <Bastardly_One> this is going to be fun though
33:14 <Bastardly_One> not a sim like GT6
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33:27 <Bastardly_One> very arcade like but it's going to be fun it seem
33:28 <Bastardly_One> s
34:00 <TheRon> somewhere near mongolia
34:00 <TheRon> but in russia
34:00 <TheRon> i thought you knew geography
34:18 <Bastardly_One> hah
34:26 <TheRon> too early for guns n roses?
34:29 <Bastardly_One> one of the characters on the loading screen was called Jamie
34:31 <Bastardly_One> cute
34:37 <Mew> I thought you meant you were IRL driving before
34:42 <TheRon> jamie oliver is cute?
34:55 <TheRon> he can't drive
35:00 <matrix> JAmie Oliver
35:07 <matrix> man I'd go straight for him lol
35:07 <Bastardly_One> this is true I can't
35:13 <Bastardly_One> in real life either
36:00 <TheRon> we have a pollie calling putin valadir putin
36:31 <matrix> dont be like that Bastardly_One
36:33 <TheRon> i play bowls tomorrow as it happens
36:37 <matrix> you can do somethings right
36:40 <matrix> hold on
36:46 <matrix> I have to remember what
37:00 <Mew> wot
37:00 <Rags> !trivia
37:00 <TheRon> belinda carlisle - mad about you
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i am merely somewhat perfect
37:00 <BlackDevil> A 9-month-old Virginia baby died after she was left alone in her crib for 16 hours while her parents drank
37:00 <TheRon> damn
37:03 <TheRon> i put in the winning bowl last weekend
37:15 <matrix> you did TheRon
37:20 <matrix> we heard about it all night
37:27 <TheRon> it was good
37:47 <Mew> get the bints dripping TheRon?
38:00 <Rags> BlackDevil: when do you draw the line as its ok and not okay for abortion?
38:00 <TheRon> it's ok
38:00 <ooomp> Those parents shouldn't be allowed to breed
38:01 <TheRon> the pints?
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38:40 <TheRon> sometimes it good to be the man
38:48 <Mew> bints
38:53 <Mew> old ladies
38:55 <TheRon> bints?
39:00 <BlackDevil> you know abortion clinics were made to stop females uses coat hangers
39:00 <BlackDevil> \
39:00 <TheRon> they're trying not to thats kind of the point
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39:18 <TheRon> i'd have to spend hours in the bath and i just haven't got the time
40:00 <TheRon> we should get to choose what we do to our own bodies
40:39 <TheRon> what i got you gotta give it to your momma
41:00 <TheRon> what a conicidence listening to ace of base, all that she wants
42:15 <matrix> sing it bro
42:26 <TheRon> great song
42:49 <matrix> anything to get B1's driving crap off the screen lol
43:00 <TheRon> indeed
43:00 <TheRon> doctor is anti abortion
43:00 <doctor> forced abstinence for the whole human species must be enforced!
43:25 <TheRon> see i told ya mews clotted period was better
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44:00 <TheRon> at gun point?
44:00 <doctor> at gun point
44:00 <TheRon> a pernit for those wanting children?
45:00 <TheRon> "in the ghetto!"
45:00 <Rags> Abortions are still heaps more expensive than coat hangers
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45:38 <matrix> please dont remind me
45:46 <matrix> clotted period is not good at tea time
45:55 <TheRon> it's all natural
45:57 <matrix> I may just vomit .......
46:00 <TheRon> well yeah
46:00 <doctor> no permits. anyone caught having intercourse will be punished severely
46:00 <TheRon> make abortions illegal and thats what will happen
46:13 <matrix> maybe natural but is a reason why it is hidden down there
46:34 <mrdanger> you'd prefer a free flowing period then?
46:51 <matrix> mrdonger - better than clotted and cheesey
47:00 <TheRon> tuna taco?
47:00 <Taco> No you captilist pig
47:00 <doctor> well personally i think abortions are immoral but shouldn't be illegal
47:00 <Taco> I like abortions
47:10 <mrdanger> tasty
47:20 <matrix> or may be mild
47:25 <matrix> but either way
47:28 <mrdanger> aged
47:30 <matrix> would you put your face in it
47:36 <TheRon> colby?
47:41 <mrdanger> coon
47:45 <matrix> feta
47:55 <TheRon> salty
48:00 <Taco> They're better than children
48:00 <DamF> I like Tacos
48:00 <TheRon> since when has the law been moral?
48:00 <Taco> TheRon: example plz
48:00 <doctor> that's the point
48:02 <matrix> parmesan
48:09 <mrdanger> with cottage cheese on the side
48:19 <matrix> ok I am getting grossed out now
48:20 <matrix> lol
48:27 <mrdanger> excellent
48:28 <TheRon> a soft sheeps cheese
48:32 <matrix> cottage cheese just put it over the edge
48:40 <matrix> clotted cream is almost as bad
48:47 <mrdanger> blue cheese then
48:50 <Mew> mainclam your clunge in the frudge
49:00 <TheRon> asylum seekers
49:00 <Taco> They're not legitimately seeking asylum.
49:00 <TheRon> thats fucked, morality doesn't come into that
49:00 <Taco> Whats immoral about it?
49:00 <Taco> They're actually criminals.
49:00 <TheRon> i disagree
49:00 <Taco> "Illegal immigrant" is a better word.
49:16 <matrix> ok I dont know wtf she just said
49:39 <Mew> im jus playin
49:46 <Mew> on dem werdz
49:53 <matrix> so I see
49:58 <matrix> friday night on irc
50:00 <Taco> Ok. Tell me, how many australian embassies do they pass on their journey?
50:00 <Taco> Who do they give significant sums of money to instead?
50:06 <matrix> I almost forgot what it was like
50:12 <Mew> shits outta control
51:00 <Taco> Are there really no other options than to pay a criminal organisation for illegal entry, instead of paying the australian embassy no money for your assylum request?
51:00 <doctor> why don't they let illegals stay at the homes of people who are willing to accept them? 
51:00 <Vagisil> australias retarded
51:14 <matrix> I think I should go cooking
51:22 <matrix> I have some salted caramel left from yesterday
51:24 <matrix> hmmm
51:30 <Mew> cremation?
51:30 <matrix> wonder what I can do with it
51:33 <TheRon> nothing suss
51:34 <Bish> There is fresh air in here without stinky Serenity an her tyranny
51:35 <Mew> Oh
51:44 <matrix> Mew I cook well, italian heritage :P
51:57 <Bish> All hail the new Queen of Melbourne.... Simba
52:00 <Vagisil> basically
52:00 <Taco> Erm
52:00 <doctor> i only like the land
52:00 <TheRon> i have no problem with detention and processing, just those things are worse than prison
52:00 <Taco> Immigration is a structured system. We accept x number per year. Every illegal entry reduces that number.
52:01 <Bish> All hail Queen simba
52:06 <Bish> the next #melbourne bitch
52:08 <Bish> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:11 <Mew> you'd smell like a bolognaise that's been cooking for days
52:16 <matrix> oh ffs Bish you jsut got banned elsewhere for being a twat
52:40 <matrix> Mew I smell pretty damned good actually :P
52:44 <Bish> People have turned their backs on Serenity
52:56 <matrix> have they?
52:57 <Bish> It's time people saw Serenity for her true colours
53:00 <Taco> There is a cost to society for immigration is one reason
53:00 <TheRon> stop kiwis coming over that would be my first step
53:00 <TheRon> come by plane it's all good
53:00 <Taco> Also many "assylum seekers" are actually proven to be criminals in their own country, like the sri lankans, who flea not because of issues with their government, but because they're poor. And they have a history of tamil membership.
53:10 <matrix> Bish: you think ppl care about IRC ???
53:10 <Bish> It has been amusing watching the downfall of Serenity
53:12 <TheRon> she cyndi lauper?
53:17 <Bish> All her friends abandoned her
53:30 <Bish> she is going through a downward spiral right now
53:44 <Bish> She has lost her main form of social interaction
53:47 <Bish> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:58 <matrix> oh its one of them
54:00 <Taco> They're legitimate war criminals
54:00 <Taco> The UN agrees on that
54:00 <Taco> Yet every time we refuse entry to them, some dipshit greenie cries about it
54:05 <matrix> ./ignore bish
54:09 <TheRon> way to talk about her when sh'es not here
54:15 <matrix> shes in another chan
54:17 <Bish> nice on matrix
54:23 <matrix> bish got banned from there too
54:30 <Bish> I cant talk about her in front of her because she is in hiding
54:40 <matrix> she isnt hiding
54:45 <matrix> she is in full view
54:45 <Bish> I have enjoyed tormenting Serenity
54:53 <matrix> tormenting LOL
54:58 <TheRon> come as you as you are, as you were, as i want you to be
55:00 <TheRon> the condition of those places are terrible
55:00 <Vagisil> we farted on a boat
55:00 <doctor> yeah i'm not in the right frame of mind to have much of an opinion at the moment
55:00 <doctor> i'll let the guys with the guns decide
55:00 <Taco> TheRon: so? Its not actually our problem. Help yourself before you can help others.
55:00 <FredFlinstone> Kiwis are ok its just all the others
55:00 <Vagisil> lol theres more people emmigrating than there are immigrating
55:00 <Taco> TheRon: we have no say in their politics, their culture, etc. - so why do we have a say in their welfare?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> melb has 100,000 come here every year ffs
55:01 <Bish> I like to think that the pressure me and my trolls put on her has helped this un doing
55:03 <matrix> you think anyone cares what a little IRC troll says
55:04 <matrix> lol
55:09 <matrix> Bish you are so sad
55:13 <mrdanger> Bish, you need a hobby
55:18 <matrix> Bish the IRC troll who does not have a life
55:19 <matrix> lol
55:22 <matrix> so so sad
55:29 <matrix> lets all feel sorry for poor little Bish
55:39 <mrdanger> you could try collecting stamps or something
55:50 <Bish> If serenity were here, I would have been banned already
55:55 <Mew> he's already got excessive wanking and sniffing his cum how many hobbies does a man need?
55:57 <Bish> but now I am free to torment the unwashed masses
56:00 <FredFlinstone> we dont need more people
56:00 <Vagisil> lol
56:00 <Vagisil> stop having babies then
56:00 <FredFlinstone> especailly those
56:00 <Vagisil> the immigrants arent putting up the population
56:00 <Vagisil> cunts popping babies are
56:00 <FredFlinstone> are so you idiot
56:00 <Vagisil> LOL
56:00 <simba> stfu FredFlinstone angry racist problem
56:00 <FredFlinstone> they breed like flies
56:00 <Vagisil> There is more people leaving australia every year than people moving here
56:00 <Vagisil> u moron
56:00 <Taco> Vagisil: incorrect. We have a declining population, commonly referred to as "the aging population"
56:00 <TheRon> i love starting shit this is awesome
56:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit cunt
56:00 <Vagisil> just LOL
56:03 <Lwaxana> no u arent
56:10 <matrix> Bish serenity / sezz is stronger than ever
56:19 <matrix> lol
56:19 <Mew> hey lwaxorelaxo
56:21 <Bish> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLl @ her being strong at all
56:24 <matrix> she has a life away from IRC
56:28 <Bish> No
56:30 <Bish> She does not
56:30 <matrix> lol
56:36 <mrdanger> Bish, you are an odd man
56:36 <Bish> Her and her bf sit on here all day
56:38 <matrix> little troll Bishy
56:41 <TheRon> she shows us boobs, i like her
56:42 <Bish> Her spybot is in #cats
56:49 <Bish> mrdanger, likewise
56:49 <matrix> I feel sorry for the little trolls sometimes
56:54 <matrix> if a spybot is in cats
56:57 <matrix> let the ops ban it
56:58 <matrix> lol
57:00 <matrix> fool
57:00 <FredFlinstone> Vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked
57:00 <TheRon> phil collins - another day in paradise
57:00 <TheRon> think about it
57:00 <FredFlinstone> go into Melb Central
57:00 <FredFlinstone> ffuck sake
57:00 <FredFlinstone> not in Melbourne
57:00 <FredFlinstone> its fuckin Asia
57:18 <Bish> Were you not putting me on ignore matrix?
57:27 <Bish> Or was that just like some lame statement you were making?
57:30 <matrix> nah you are too amusing to ignore lol
57:33 <Mew> oooo damn
57:38 <matrix> you are making me laugh hard atm
57:39 <matrix> lol
57:44 <Bish> I aim to please
57:53 <Mew> I just did the pat bateman face
57:55 <Bish> Serenity is the laughing stock of austnet
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Hanoi
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Tokyo
58:00 <TheRon> don't worry the economoy in victoria is going to force people to move
58:00 <simba> do you complain about asians as much in real life as you do in chatrooms, FredFlinstone?
58:00 <Taco> In my eyes, any assylum seeker supporter is a moronic undergraduate fuckwit who has no clue. If they were crossing land for some magical mysterious reason it'd be an entirely different issue in their minds.
58:00 <FredFlinstone> not Melbourne
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Bombay
58:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
58:00 <FredFlinstone> if there was one lol
58:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin indians
58:00 <FredFlinstone> 'fuck off
58:03 <matrix> lol mewsy
58:10 <Lwaxana> she is NOT
58:17 <matrix> Bish actually the Trolls are the laughing stock
58:17 <Lwaxana> so just shut up
58:18 <Bish> Lwaxana she is SO
58:26 <matrix> they are the ones who think IRC is life
58:27 <matrix> lol
58:29 <Bish> lololololololololololololol
58:39 <[DoC]> lolllllllllll
58:46 <Lwaxana> wwell we cant help them
59:00 <FredFlinstone> everywhere
59:00 <Vagisil> Taco.. I really think you need to leave australia at least once.. before you make such a stupid comment
59:00 <TheRon> no indians?
59:00 <Vagisil> you wouldnt last 1 week in ethiopia
59:00 <TheRon> gotcha
59:00 <Taco> HEH
59:00 <Vagisil> or sudan
59:00 <Taco> I like your dumbass assumptions
59:00 <Vagisil> ditto cunt
59:00 <Taco> Where have you been?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a dumb arse
59:00 <Vagisil> ya mums house
59:00 <FredFlinstone> he been in a Vagina
59:00 <Vagisil> everyones leaving there coz she stinks like pig
59:00 <Taco> Ditto? What exactly did I assume? That you're dumb?
59:00 <TheRon> i think parliament should use words like cunt
59:00 <FredFlinstone> you woulkd be correct
59:00 <TheRon> get things moving a lot easier
59:14 <matrix> Trolls have always been the cause of much laughter
59:21 <matrix> they are the ones who think IRC is life
59:27 <matrix> its so sad really
59:32 <matrix> but I cant help but laugh
59:38 <Bish> matrix make sure you paste this back to Serenity
59:45 <matrix> dont need to
59:48 <Mew> trolls are like twisties, life's pretty straight without them
59:50 <matrix> you can paste it to her yourself
59:51 <Bish> I want her to know that we are laughing at her misfortune
00:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
00:00 <FredFlinstone> hey cubt!
00:00 <Taco> Its actually a demonstratable fact.
00:00 <FredFlinstone> cunt
00:00 <FredFlinstone> its an awful word really
00:00 <TheRon> fucking terrible
00:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
00:00 <FredFlinstone> better than "like"
00:00 <simba> cunt is a great word
00:00 <FredFlinstone> like like like
00:00 <FredFlinstone> say nothing like
00:00 <simba> look at FredFlinstone hating people because of where theyre born and hating words because they sound evil
00:00 <FredFlinstone> and they understand ffs
00:00 <FredFlinstone> morons
00:00 <Lwaxana> use ELBOW instead
00:04 <matrix> I am actually laughing at you Bish
00:08 <matrix> not with you
00:09 <TheRon> trolls are like piles
00:12 <TheRon> a pain in the arse
00:21 <Bish> matrix that or is perhaps she reading through her log bot MeGusta?
00:25 <matrix> and they smell bad too
00:28 <Bish> I have Serenity all worked out
00:36 <matrix> if you know what the logbot is
00:36 <Bish> I see her for what she really is.
00:42 <matrix> why not get an oper to ban it
00:50 <matrix> such pathetic rumours
01:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck me likc
01:00 <FredFlinstone> like
01:00 <TheRon> i use fudge
01:00 <simba> fancy hating such insignificant things
01:00 <Taco> FredFlinstone: petty
01:00 <FredFlinstone> its like
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Tom Petty cunt?
01:00 <simba> is FredFlinstone drunk?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Taco fucko
01:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly says it all the time
01:27 <matrix> anyway, this is now starting to bore me somewhat
01:44 <matrix> my pasta needs my attention
01:47 <Bish> The depression that Serenity is experiencing is karma for her tyranny in here
01:58 <Bish> People like Serenity, Faux and Maruice
02:00 <simba> yep
02:00 <TheRon> if you're lost, you can look and you will find me, time after time
02:00 <FredFlinstone> its like Monitised
02:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off losers
02:00 <FredFlinstone> oh not that bitch again
02:00 <FredFlinstone> ugly fuck head
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lisp
02:01 <Bish> the fat bitches
02:16 <Lwaxana> rerun of Scorpion then Transformers OR James Bond Golden Eye OR The Bourne Ultimatum OR SOCCER
02:18 <matrix> clearly does not know a thing
02:25 <Lwaxana> they are making it too easy
02:26 <matrix> Faux is pretty slim
02:36 <Bish> Golden eye and transformers
02:41 <matrix> Soccer sounds the best of that bunch
02:44 <Bish> matrix, no she's not.
02:45 <Bish> rofl
02:46 <Lwaxana> yep
03:00 <FredFlinstone> speech impediment
03:00 <TheRon> like kenny callaner?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> needs some more dye in her hair lol
03:00 <TheRon> like kenny callander?
03:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed lol
03:00 <FredFlinstone> like
03:00 <MysteriousShado> I must say.. I'm digging that Timmy Trumpet song atm
03:00 <FredFlinstone> he is worse
03:00 <TheRon> yeah but, yeah but......
03:00 <FredFlinstone> digging?
03:00 <Taco> FredFlinstone gets caught up in wording and not the message. He lacks the intelligence to see the intent of peoples statements.
03:11 <matrix> Lwax: grab a couple of drinks, and we can watch it together
03:13 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm what to name my drive club
03:16 <Bastardly_One> I know
03:22 <Bastardly_One> Team Merde
03:26 <Bish> matrix is such a desperate
03:26 <matrix> I have a name for you b1
03:29 <matrix> cuntoxon
03:34 <Bastardly_One> Merde means shit in French
03:36 <matrix> lol
03:43 <matrix> that will work too with your driving
03:48 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: call it clotted vadge
04:00 <MysteriousShado> The bass in the speakers, make the speakers go to warrrr
04:00 <Taco> Demonstrated fact.
04:00 <FredFlinstone> sixties term
04:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm old, what can I say? :P
04:00 <FredFlinstone> go fuck yourself Taco fuck head
04:00 <TheRon> thats pretty clear
04:00 <Lwaxana> sssshhhh
04:00 <FredFlinstone> intent?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> or that be meaning?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck fuck
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of oldies...
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup Lwaxana?
04:00 <Taco> No, intent
04:00 <MysteriousShado> :P
04:00 <Taco> I picked my words carefully for you
04:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my god
04:00 <FredFlinstone> you moron
04:00 <Taco> Yes, me moron
04:00 <TheRon> c'mon join the joyride
04:07 <matrix> ROFL
04:18 <Bastardly_One> inappropriate language
04:18 <TheRon> too much?
04:20 <Bastardly_One> hah!
04:24 <matrix> TheRon you are obsessed with mews clotted period
04:28 <Bastardly_One> it understands shit in Friend
04:39 <Bastardly_One> in French too
04:44 <TheRon> no it's just better than Bastardly_One's drive club
04:46 <matrix> lol b1
04:53 <Bastardly_One> that's ripped off
05:00 <Mew> fractionally
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
05:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck head
05:00 <Lwaxana> if you pair want to abuse each other....take it to private
05:00 <FredFlinstone> mexican fuck tard
05:00 <Taco> Don't swear, there are ladies present
05:00 <FredFlinstone> where?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> you?
05:00 <Taco> TheRon is a lady
05:00 <Lwaxana> ME
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up 
05:00 <TheRon> hehehehe
05:00 <Taco> Lwaxana: nah yer fuckin butch cunt
05:00 <Lwaxana> Taco ??
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no lady ... you're an austnet staffer
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Uh oh
05:03 <Bastardly_One> now I actually have to think
05:22 <matrix> B1 dont do that your head might explode
05:38 <Bastardly_One> got it
05:46 <Bastardly_One> simple and plain based on my psn id
05:55 <matrix> oh crap
05:58 <matrix> thats bad
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the devil Lwaxana!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
06:00 <TheRon> i like to dress up as lady mccormick
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Lwaxana is flexing her e-muscles!
06:00 <FredFlinstone> not nice
06:00 <FredFlinstone> oh an op who is here
06:00 <FredFlinstone> never here when its needed
06:00 <Lwaxana> which is when?
06:44 <Mew> my old boss used to cut me off and say "Nooo... Really?!" Everytime I said "I think"
07:00 <Taco> When somebody disagreed with FredFlinstone 
07:00 <FredFlinstone> always
07:00 <Taco> @'s solve all disagreements because we're children
07:00 <Lwaxana> wwll some  us work and have real lives
07:00 <FredFlinstone> not the point
07:00 <Lwaxana> oh?
07:00 <TheRon> Lwaxana: we're arguing whether or not taco is a giant douche
07:00 <FredFlinstone> and insults wont get the point acrsoss
07:01 <matrix> that would get annoying
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07:11 <matrix> hia nikkers
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07:25 <Bish> Mew, sounds like something Serenity would do
07:27 <Mew> I dunno I'm pretty dumb sometimes
07:28 <matrix> back soon ppl
07:28 <Nikky`> Hey
07:29 <Bish> The know it all Serenity
07:40 <matrix> mew you havent been dum around me
07:43 <matrix> far from it
07:57 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10686603_769210823141831_6942783887028021773_n.jpg?oh=836d7ab8641dc5748630cf1187da7c51&oe=54AA6D7C&__gda__=1425540085_72b61afc89c27232bf3504c4b239b8e4
08:00 <Taco> 19:07 < FredFlinstone> and insults wont get the point acrsoss
08:00 <Lwaxana> anyway...take your abuse to private...we dont need it in main channel
08:00 <Taco> 18:59 < FredFlinstone> he is a dumb arse
08:00 <FredFlinstone> then why have this then? I mean if you are an op you have some responsibilities
08:00 <Taco> 19:00 < FredFlinstone> hey cubt!
08:00 <Taco> etc.
08:00 <simba> u can balance a healthy opping career and ur rl career
08:00 <FredFlinstone> never here isnt one
08:00 <Nurmagomedov> MysteriousShado
08:00 <Nurmagomedov> MysteriousShado: how are you?
08:04 <Bish> rofl @ dum
08:08 <Nikky`> Then you haven't been around her often :P
08:19 <matrix> probably not nikkers
08:30 <Mew> Oh hey Nikky` lol
08:35 <Nikky`> Hey hon
08:36 <Bish> Nikky` the youtube sensation
08:38 <matrix> really jlo??
08:40 <Bish> another loser
08:43 <matrix> that was kinda gross
08:49 <Bish> Peninsula slut
08:50 <matrix> I should have known better
08:54 <Bish> lololololo
08:58 <TheRon> pearl jam - even flow, what a coincidence mew
09:00 <Taco> FredFlinstone: don't bother saying shit if you can't do it yourself
09:00 <Lwaxana> lol
09:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
09:00 <FredFlinstone> good
09:00 <Taco> You can't do that either
09:17 <JLo> You're welcome
09:28 <matrix> lol
09:36 <matrix> I did not thank you
09:42 <Lwaxana> Troth ..no more
09:49 <Mew> this morning my friend was microwaving something at work and I said yuuuum that smells amazing what is it and she cracked up laughing cos it was a bowl of melting butter
09:56 <Mew> dumb like that matrix
10:00 <FredFlinstone> all about da base no trouble
10:00 <FredFlinstone> its pretty clear
10:00 <Taco> all my base are belong to somebody
10:00 <FredFlinstone> boom boom
10:00 <TheRon> and it's hard to hold a candle in the cold november rain
10:00 <Taco> taco has lots of smarts
10:00 <FredFlinstone> and against my cock
10:00 <FredFlinstone> its hot enough
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Who was Nurmagomedov?
10:09 <TheRon> everyone loves butter
10:18 <Mew> it smelled like cake
10:19 <matrix> melting butter does smell good
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10:34 <matrix> that is the main part that makes the cake smell
10:44 <Mew> well I never
11:00 <TheRon> putin?
11:00 <simba> "all about da base no trouble" - lol
11:00 <Lwaxana> E I think
11:00 <simba> TheRon, control ur drunk friends jeez
11:00 <Taco> :(
11:00 <Taco> Now I'm bored Lwaxana 
11:00 <TheRon> what if i'm drunk too??
11:00 <Taco> I guess I'll get ready/drunk for karaoke
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh, it's that chap that PMs me.
11:05 <TheRon> melted butter with chocolate
11:09 <Mew> fuck I learned something else today but I've forgotten
11:21 <matrix> butter and chocolate smells good together
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11:27 <TheRon> something about ISIS?
11:32 <matrix> Mew you have a kid yeah?
11:47 <Mew> Yes indeedy
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11:56 <Fez> Kids are baby goats yea?
11:59 <Bastardly_One> man!
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh, it's that chap that PMs me.
12:00 <Taco> asl?
12:00 <TheRon> 35 m balding
12:00 <Taco> hot
12:00 <Taco> u lik sex?
12:00 <TheRon> better with someone else
12:01 <matrix> thats why Mew
12:04 <JLo> This is my favourite YouTube video. I sometimes listen to it for 5 days straight, sleep and not. I am not a serial killer.
12:07 <JLo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTi6LG8aeK8
12:07 <matrix> kids make your brain go to mush
12:11 <Bastardly_One> this game's serve is SHIT
12:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Transport Tycoon Deluxe - Soundtrack (Adlib) (Oct 9, 2011) 01:20:10 - Category: Music - 34,229 views - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
12:34 <Mew> yeah that sounds about right matrix
13:00 <Taco> For $3000 I'll give you the full GFE. Just like my profile on www.aol.com
13:00 <TheRon> classy
13:04 <TheRon> fuck i love this song
13:04 <matrix> you were probably fine before you had the little one yeah?
13:10 <TheRon> finger eleven - one thing
13:23 <Mew> yeeeeeeahhhh...isssshhhh
13:24 <Mew> yep
13:41 <matrix> youll recover in a few years
13:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
13:59 Kick: Bish was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) bad troll)
14:00 <Taco> Pro-tip: aol mail is actually really good
14:07 <Mew> its an enjoyable mush for the time being
14:15 <matrix> oh simba you ruined my fun lol
14:25 <matrix> Mew you can get away with a lot hey
15:00 <Vagisil> off to broome for the weekend tomorrow lol
15:09 <TheRon> i don't like children's parties
15:25 <TheRon> so many children
15:34 <Mew> you've been going to the wrong ones
15:38 <Fez> Have another one mew.. call it mewtwo
15:42 <TheRon> damn
15:52 <Nikky`> So many kids hyped up on sugar..whats to hate?
15:53 <matrix> You can only enjoy a childrens party as a parent
15:58 <Mew> makes it so awkward when you don't know them or the family
16:00 <matrix> cause your brains are conditioned to it
16:00 <TheRon> beers??
16:00 <Vagisil> yeh boi
16:00 <Vagisil> got a library pd to go to on saturday
16:00 <TheRon> the odd semi naked woman?
16:00 <Vagisil> i wish lol
16:01 <Mew> loljks
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16:25 <matrix> I found it a touch awkward
16:27 <TheRon> my nephews and niece are ok it's just the rest of them
16:38 <matrix> and I had known Sams girls since they were born
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Naked women in libraries?
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Vagisil> that would be boss
17:00 <TheRon> what happens on the broome trip stays on the broome trip
17:07 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
17:10 <Bastardly_One> hot hatch cup my arse
17:16 <matrix> no thanks B1
17:21 <Bastardly_One> more like pieces of shit cup
17:27 <matrix> I dont go for guys I keep telling you
17:38 <Mew> what are you even talking about wtf lol
17:58 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: got f'd in the A on his new game
18:00 <Vagisil> haha
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha
18:00 <Taco> Whats in broome?
18:00 <TheRon> its gonna get wild
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Enjoy those country bumpkins.
18:00 <MysteriousShado> He's going to be a farmhand.
18:00 <Vagisil> ive been told the swinger scene goes of fits head in broome lol
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18:03 <Mew> I feel like I have someone on ignore but I dont
18:45 <matrix> is it me ??
19:00 <Taco> You can swing anywhere
19:00 <TheRon> get involved
19:07 <Mew> no I don't have anyone on ignore lol
19:38 <matrix> just not with it mewsy
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20:00 <TheRon> and you coming back to me is against the odds, and that's what i've got to face
20:34 <Fez> Itsprolly me
20:41 <Mew> I keep thinking b1 is joining in with the convo but its about his game
20:44 <TheRon> breasts
20:51 <matrix> he isnt with us Mew
20:53 <matrix> he is
20:55 <matrix> well
20:57 <matrix> he is b1
21:00 <StikYaFukinRoom> fuck ya!
21:00 <StikYaFukinRoom> stick it I not coming bacl
21:00 <StikYaFukinRoom> arse fux
21:01 <Fez> Breasts
21:05 <matrix> he is nowhere
21:11 <Fez> Glorious breasts
21:23 <matrix> Fez stop perving on me ffs
21:25 <matrix> I told ya
21:32 <Mew> B1 talk to us
21:40 <Mew> stop playing gay shit
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21:45 <Nikky`> So I must say - I am loving my new phone
21:55 <matrix> another one
21:59 <Mew> give us your undivided attention
22:00 <Vagisil> itunes using 2.4GB of ram.. classy
22:00 <TheRon> i ain't missing you at all
22:03 <TheRon> does the phone do laundry?
22:04 <Fez> Vibrate function works huh?
22:15 <Nikky`> Yes, yes it does
23:00 <Lumeah> Since u been gorn away
23:07 <TheRon> it's staying on vibrate??
23:13 <Mew> im camping at a 21st tomorrow night
23:18 <Nikky`> Always
23:24 <matrix> you can all take your fangdangled technological crap arse stuff and shove it into a flying rats arse
23:44 <Fez> Youre 21 mew?
23:54 <TheRon> mew how you gonna handle that?
24:00 <Lumeah> I an't missing u
24:12 <Mew> no its a friends party Fez bomb
24:27 <TheRon> i'd just drink but thats just me
24:29 <Fez> Ah
24:31 <Mew> like a thick cock TheRon: like a champion
24:38 <Fez> Gettin the baps out?
24:46 <Mew> probs
24:49 <TheRon> r......ight
24:54 <Fez> F yea
24:55 <matrix> doesnt she always :P
25:00 <TheRon> no matter what my heart might say
25:00 <Taco> Vagisil: love how it does that...
25:00 <Taco> Vagisil: what percentage of your music archive is that anyway? like 10% of all the music you have?
25:10 <Fez> Think so
25:17 <TheRon> nudie run?
25:24 <Mew> it'd be weird not to
25:28 <matrix> nudie ron??
25:40 <Mew> this is the last 21st in a family of 5 boys
25:42 <TheRon> oh alright.........
26:00 <simba> lol fred got burned
26:00 <TheRon> a little drunk
26:00 <simba> itunes is shitunes
26:00 <TheRon> on the chardy
26:00 <Taco> itunes is how I bought lorde
26:00 <Taco> shut up
26:00 <simba> buying music from itunes
26:00 <simba> what a fag
26:00 <TheRon> eric carmen - hungry eyes
26:00 <Taco> It is quite royal
27:00 <simba> 20 bucks for a bunch of megabytes 
27:00 <Taco> Your bank account is a bunch of kilobytes
27:52 <Nikky`> I can't remember the last 21st I went to :/
27:56 <TheRon> kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
28:00 <TheRon> do you love league??
28:08 <Fez> The presidents
28:12 <TheRon> yep
28:12 <Fez> Kitty
28:26 <Fez> I like them
28:31 <Fez> Potusa
28:36 <Fez> Or somthin
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the point on the megabytes thing though?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> don't we all pay for our ISPs?
29:00 <TheRon> port got ryder, no gorringe
29:00 <lumeah2> nooo lyrics not title
30:00 <TheRon> la isla bonita?
30:00 <simba> i dont get the point about isp's
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're paying for a bunch of megabytes
30:00 <simba> i can take cash out of a bank, megabytes are just megabytes
31:00 <simba> ...lol Bastardly_One
31:00 <simba> u cant compare having an internet connection to purchasing music 
31:00 <Taco> If I download the right things from itunes I can jizz
31:00 <Taco> Same thing right
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32:00 <TheRon> no jizz
32:00 <TheRon> please i'm trying to eat
32:00 <Taco> Eat jizz?
32:00 <TheRon> no!
32:00 <Taco> No really, have you ever tasted yours?
32:00 <stevenn> mine is terrible
32:19 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
33:00 <Taco> Mine doesn't seem very salty, its kind of sweet. Although I've never tasted other jizz to compare
33:00 <Taco> What you eating?
33:00 <ooomp> If you expect others too, then you should at least try your own
33:00 <Taco> Girls tell me I'm sweet and not bitter or salty
33:00 <TheRon> robin swallows maiden name spits?
33:00 <Taco> Apparently they're right
33:34 <matrix> who is that
33:37 <TheRon> i like boobs
33:43 <TheRon> pearl jam
33:47 <matrix> boobs are good
33:55 <TheRon> so many uses
34:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck
34:00 <Taco> Yes, thats what I've been
34:53 <matrix> my ex has awesome boobs
35:00 <Vagisil> was is it girl spits or swallows
35:01 <matrix> the things I put up with so I could touch them
35:10 Quit: omfgbbqhax ([email protected]) EOF from client
35:16 <TheRon> watching titanic??
35:38 <matrix> the mood swings, the notebook
35:41 <matrix> Adventure Time
36:00 <matrix> and My Little fucking Pony
36:00 <TheRon> yes
36:08 <TheRon> dirty dancing get the juices flowing?
37:00 <Vagisil> lol we charge our mobile phones using the telephone line
37:00 <Vagisil> fuck paying for mobile phone electricity
37:00 <Taco> k den
37:00 <stevenn> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3835695571
37:00 <stevenn> 2 stars for bigpond
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38:00 <Vagisil> that up speed fuckin lol
38:00 <TheRon> bigpond should go and sit in the corner and have a think about it
38:00 <Vagisil> smells like cable
38:00 <Taco> Thats actually not a bad idea
38:00 <Taco> Hook up a 5v regulator to the phone line, usb charger
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39:00 <Taco> although the savings would barely equal the cost of parts
39:17 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
39:24 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
39:32 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
39:39 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
39:48 <Bastardly_One> I just got it
39:54 <Bastardly_One> it's not bad
40:00 <Vagisil> lol
40:00 <Taco> No really, usb chargers are like 2w or something silly
40:00 <TheRon> i am the man who will fight for your honour, i 'll be the hero you're dreaming of..........
40:25 <bee_girl> hey dcouleurs
40:29 <bee_girl> -d
41:00 <Vagisil> phone uses about 1 kwh a year
41:00 <Vagisil> so... 22c of electricity :P
41:05 <Bastardly_One> it's very arcade
41:11 <Bastardly_One> but get it yeah?
41:16 <Bastardly_One> My club is inactive
41:21 <couleurs> hi bee_girl
41:51 <couleurs> waiting 4 gran turismo 7 instead thank u
42:27 <Bastardly_One> it's fun though
42:28 <Mew> was she autistic matrix?
42:40 <Bastardly_One> pity it needs at least 2 people in a club
42:55 <Bastardly_One> I'm having fun anyway
43:08 <couleurs> FiFa or bye
43:16 <Mew> adventure time and MLP are like crack for autisticalz
43:27 <matrix> lol
43:34 <matrix> Sam loves adventure time
44:03 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't?
44:04 <matrix> She damn got me into it lol
44:13 <Bastardly_One> very stoned gamer humour
44:13 <matrix> I have Adventure Time theme on chrome now lol
44:30 <couleurs> FiFa TiMe
44:38 <matrix> isnt all gamer humour stoned
44:43 <matrix> fuck off with Fifa
44:43 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
44:48 <matrix> B1 is driving
44:58 <matrix> he loves his hot hatch cup
45:00 <matrix> lol
45:00 <TheRon> lumeah, peter cetera - glory of love
45:05 <Bastardly_One> (people, up the wall)
45:08 <couleurs> boring
45:10 <Bastardly_One> been there won that
45:19 <Bastardly_One> onto volkwagon shit now
45:37 <Nikky`> couleurs my fifa lover
45:51 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a great fill in couleurs
46:09 <Bastardly_One> until a real racing game ... I checked previews of The Crew
46:15 <Bastardly_One> looks a bit actionish
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47:00 <Roger_Walter> asians are comming in numbers
47:01 Quit: mrdanger ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:32 <couleurs> FiFa or bye
48:00 <TheRon> i'm scared
48:00 <Taco> Specifically, what are the numbers?
48:00 <lumeah2> lirics boy
48:00 <lumeah2> not titles
48:00 <Roger_Walter> delivering babies in luxury hospitals
48:00 <lumeah2> lyrics
48:00 <TheRon> i tried you just missed it
48:00 <lumeah2> where?
48:00 <Roger_Walter> over million digits
48:00 <lumeah2> yup missed it
48:00 <TheRon> read up
48:00 <lumeah2> im trying :P
48:17 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
48:21 <matrix> Mew: Sam is not autistic, but she is bipolar
48:33 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be like until you got GT6
48:38 <Bastardly_One> no Fifa for you!
48:46 <matrix> Fia nazy
48:52 <matrix> fifa*
48:53 <couleurs> stop naggen
48:59 <Bastardly_One> hah!
49:00 <matrix> and fucking nazi
49:00 <Taco> DJATOMIC: aren't you banned from here for some something or other?
49:00 <TheRon> not trying too hard
49:00 <lumeah2> ahh yes love that song
49:00 <TheRon> karate kid
49:00 <simba> yea that'd be shads...
49:00 <Roger_Walter> you shouldnt cum
49:00 <Roger_Walter> i want to cum in norway after landing
49:00 <Roger_Walter> maybe on amsy's butt
49:03 <matrix> blah
49:04 <Bastardly_One> you top nagging
49:07 <Bastardly_One> *stop
49:11 <Bastardly_One> I'll win ... again
49:14 <matrix> top it top it top it
49:18 <matrix> all ofdu
49:20 <matrix> stfu
49:28 <Bastardly_One> come on
49:35 <Bastardly_One> it's cheaper at DS and you love DS
49:38 <Bastardly_One> go get it
49:45 <matrix> you all wuining mah night
49:55 <matrix> stfu all you cuntoxon
49:57 <couleurs> no
50:00 <lumeah2> gonna live forever . knowing togther that we did it all for the glory of love
50:00 <lumeah2> lol
50:00 <TheRon> hold on for just one day and things will go your way
50:09 <Bastardly_One> well you know ... no Fifa
50:20 <Bastardly_One> I'll win this like GT6
50:22 <couleurs> good
50:24 <Bastardly_One> save the pain
50:26 <Bastardly_One> go get it
50:36 <couleurs> no
50:42 <Bastardly_One> rude!
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPZCEE3koyc
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tromso, Norway (Long) (Mar 18, 2013) 10:08 - Category: Travel & Events - 9,476 views - likes (90%), dislikes (10%)
51:55 <couleurs> good
52:03 Join: omfgbbqhax ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:19 <Nikky`> oh look its Josh
52:33 <omfgbbqhax> No
52:48 <Nikky`> Yes
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok just this once
53:00 <beehhh> ya not getting a cent off me again
53:00 <Taco> beehhh!
53:00 <Taco> I am taco
53:00 <MysteriousShado> beehhh, asl?
53:00 <beehhh> hi Taco what can I do for ya
53:38 <Nikky`> I was taking no for an answer tho
53:39 <Nikky`> :P
53:41 <Nikky`> How are you
53:52 <omfgbbqhax> Not too shabby
53:55 <omfgbbqhax> Been busy
53:57 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
54:00 <Taco> Be beehhh
54:00 <beehhh> thats what I do see
54:00 <Taco> You're not beehhh
54:00 <beehhh> i'm using xchat mirc has expired
54:10 <Nikky`> Busy is good
55:00 <MysteriousShado> xchat is awesome.
55:00 <MysteriousShado> I use it too.
55:00 <beehhh> yup
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Simple yet effective.
55:00 <Taco> beehhh: /msg sezz
55:00 <beehhh> for what
55:00 <Taco> for sezz
55:00 <beehhh> MysteriousShado, you see it red
55:00 <TheRon> kiss me beneath the milky twilight 
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55:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@155.143.9476C7.0BDFF7
55:41 Kick: lars was kicked by ChanOP (pest)
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
56:00 <MysteriousShado> beehhh, so do you.
56:00 <beehhh> indeed MysteriousShado 
56:00 <Taco> are you fucking sober?
56:00 <TheRon> i'm not 7th beer
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Beer <3
57:00 <Taco> fuck bear
57:00 <beehhh> toohey's extra ron
57:00 <TheRon> what you do on your own time.....
57:00 <beehhh> watch pornography and being emo to this world
57:00 <TheRon> coopers
57:11 <omfgbbqhax> Oh I liked lars
57:33 <Nikky`> Only one
58:00 <MysteriousShado> TEDs are awesome.
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Used to sink em heaps back in Perth.
58:00 <TheRon> if i could turn back time, if i could find a way......
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Aqua
58:27 <Mew> ulrich?
58:30 <omfgbbqhax> No I have b two
58:37 <omfgbbqhax> -b
58:56 <Zade> hello Nikky`
58:57 <omfgbbqhax> We are talking about testicles right?
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/product.asp?id=53501
59:00 <matrix> Aqua???
59:00 <TheRon> wtf?
59:00 <Taco> simbeehhh
59:00 <beehhh> perth is growing faster by asian girls
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Random song popped into my head from them
59:09 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
59:38 <Zade> how are you?
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00:00 <doctor> perth are wild fire
00:00 <Roger_Walter> today 7 class mates posted pic from perth only one guy all chinese natio
00:19 <omfgbbqhax> Why is lwaxy here?
00:28 <omfgbbqhax> Have people been naughty
00:29 <matrix> because she can be
00:34 <matrix> shes been here all week
00:40 <Lwaxana> :)
00:54 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry I have a life and dont recognise these things
01:00 <TheRon> r.............ight!
01:00 <Roger_Walter> only handful will graduate from miri
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Last time I was there it was full of abo's
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Especially at night
01:00 <doctor> people tend to stick to their own kind
01:00 <Roger_Walter> last time i didnt go cause they didnt have an airport
01:02 <matrix> lol
01:04 <matrix> a life hey
01:12 <omfgbbqhax> I would do lwaxy
01:21 <Lwaxana> pfft
01:22 <omfgbbqhax> If I had 3 testicles
01:28 <matrix> there is a queue off to the left
01:35 <matrix> a lot of guys want Lwaxana
01:42 <Lwaxana> stop
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> I think I still have lawxy pics
02:00 <TheRon> the sandpeople will be back and in greater numbers
02:09 <omfgbbqhax> Lwaxy
02:22 <doctor> Wax
02:30 <omfgbbqhax> I used to save all my irc shit back in the days
02:41 <omfgbbqhax> And label the pics with their username
02:43 <matrix> I delete it when ppl stop talking to me lol
03:00 <Roger_Walter> WA is the largest state among the rest
03:00 <doctor> they sure are sandy those sandpeople
03:00 <TheRon> they walk in sigle file to hide their numbers
03:00 <Roger_Walter> im be back to melb next year to visit my twin sister
03:00 <Roger_Walter> *brother
03:00 <TheRon> i smell bullshit
03:01 <omfgbbqhax> Like foxey chick
03:12 <matrix> who was that
03:14 <matrix> ??
03:16 <omfgbbqhax> I had a lot of her pics
03:18 <omfgbbqhax> Tash
03:25 <omfgbbqhax> Foxy chicken
03:28 <matrix> lol
03:29 <omfgbbqhax> Or someshit
03:37 <Mew> omfgbbqhax is one of those guys that leaves the house to put the bins out and therefore has an excruciatingly exciting life outside of irc
03:41 <matrix> unusual for a chick on irc to be foxy
03:49 <matrix> oh
03:50 <omfgbbqhax> Mew yes
03:52 <Mew> one we will never understand
03:55 <matrix> he LEAVEs the house
03:57 <matrix> omg
04:00 <Roger_Walter> stop sniffing panties
04:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry but you don't get your own brother sister mixed up
04:01 <omfgbbqhax> Hows your boyfriend mew
04:04 <matrix> how could he LEAVE THE HOUSE
04:24 <Mew> I don't have a boyfriend I am a potato
04:28 <Mew> that types
04:34 <omfgbbqhax> You are banging panda aint u
04:42 <omfgbbqhax> :)
04:47 <Mew> I don't know what that is
04:55 <omfgbbqhax> Pandasdontdrive
04:57 <omfgbbqhax> J
05:00 <Roger_Walter> asians are too damanding at all cost doenst care for others so there we go give what they wants
05:00 <Roger_Walter> Yes we are twins and homosexuals
05:04 <Mew> They don't though
05:07 <matrix> oh dear
05:16 <Mew> They're animals
05:23 <matrix> time for me to go back to real life I think
05:31 <matrix> this is going downhill fast
05:31 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah same
05:32 Quit: mrgrumpy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:40 <omfgbbqhax> Bye nikky my dear
05:47 <Mew> Bins must be full lol
06:00 <TheRon> see that i believe
06:00 <doctor> must be hard being a homosexual and living where you are
06:01 <omfgbbqhax> No I live in my bin
06:08 <omfgbbqhax> Why empty it
06:09 <Mew> oh yep
06:12 <matrix> night all
06:24 <Mew> cya
06:25 <omfgbbqhax> Discarded rubbish makes a great bed
07:00 <TheRon> hehehehe....hard
07:06 <Nikky`> night Nihhy
07:08 <Nikky`> night
07:16 Quit: omfgbbqhax ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
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07:54 <Nikky`> I'm good Zade you?
08:00 <TheRon> doctor tears for fears - head over heels
08:00 <Roger_Walter> my brother granted his parmanent recidency through his parner in the 2003
08:00 <Roger_Walter> because of my ex immi dont believe me at all
08:00 <Roger_Walter> women cuts deep
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09:00 <TheRon> only women bleed
09:00 <doctor> maybe you could get a visa here on humanitarian grounds. you might need to prove that you're gay though
09:00 <Roger_Walter> there was no ground left to claim after batten down the hatch of 11 years up until 07
09:11 <MysteriousShado> Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!
09:11 <Nikky`> Anywho..i'll bbl..maybe
09:14 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
10:00 <Roger_Walter> see you folks tonight going for an evening walk, so should you
10:09 * MysteriousShado touches Lwaxana 
10:14 <MysteriousShado> You cougar you!
10:57 <MysteriousShado> couleurs, Bastardly_One is waiting for his fifa game
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13:00 <doctor> exersized
13:00 <TheRon> and whenever i fall at your feet.......
13:00 <Picard> hello
13:00 <doctor> wb picard
13:00 <Picard> how is everyone?
13:00 <Picard> wb?
13:34 <MysteriousShado> I' having a good effect on people tonight
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14:00 <TheRon> i'm better than richmond
14:00 <Taco> I have hair, so pretty good aye
14:00 <Picard> thats not hard thero
14:00 <doctor> welcome back from when ever it was that you were here last
14:00 <Taco> wbu?
14:00 <Lwaxana> funny...thought you were banned in here Picard
14:00 <Picard> Lwaxana whats funny about that?
14:00 <Picard> care to explain?
14:00 <Taco> Picard shouldn't be banned. He needs less stress
14:00 <Picard> TheRon what did u make of the trades?
14:00 <Picard> Taco i agree
14:54 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:59 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
15:00 <Lwaxana> well you here ..yet I thought you were banned
15:00 <TheRon> geelong into the top 10
15:00 <Picard> essendon is becoming a retirement home
15:00 <TheRon> get get stanley and clarke, it's all good
15:00 <Picard> bans can be lifted Lwaxana, u of all people should know this
15:08 <Bastardly_One> maybe soon ... I'm enjoying racing this min
15:18 <couleurs> che?
15:33 <Bastardly_One> fifa
15:51 <couleurs> ok
16:00 <TheRon> by the power of greyskull he has the power!
16:00 <Lwaxana> another of life's disappointments
16:00 <Taco> The life of pie
16:00 <TheRon> welcome to your life, there's no turning back.....
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17:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
17:00 <Picard> i rule my own world
17:00 <Taco> I am taco
17:56 <couleurs> FiFa >
18:00 <TheRon> you are tuna taco
18:00 <Picard> be careful someone might eat you
18:00 <Lwaxana> well no one ele wants to be involved in it
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Were you rocking in the corner being banned?
18:00 <Taco> tuna taco isn't mexican
18:00 <Taco> gringo
18:00 <MysteriousShado> In the fetal position?
18:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado no
18:00 <TheRon> it is smelly though
18:00 <Picard> i spent my time in other channels, and timer flooding simba
18:30 <Bastardly_One> I do think this is a good little race game
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18:45 <couleurs> y
18:54 <Bastardly_One> I just don't like the fact you're forced to make or join a club to get the most out of it though
19:00 <Taco> Pink taco has better smell
19:00 <Taco> Ahh fuck it
19:31 <doctor> yeah games are getting like that
19:46 <doctor> not good for people who just like to go their own way
20:00 <simba> he still came on irc every night and joined all the channels im in
20:00 <simba> just to let me know he missed me
20:00 <Picard> of course i missed u simba, you need a mentor like me in your life
20:00 <Picard> im only trying to help you
20:19 <couleurs> u can go ur own way.mp3
21:00 <simba> quiet
21:00 <Taco> if you follow the advice of Picard, one day you might be a strong man who cannot grow a full head of hair
21:00 <MysteriousShado> So you admit to zline evading?
21:00 <Picard> i was never zlined MysteriousShado
21:00 <MysteriousShado> I was informed you were.
21:00 <Taco> I zline evaded
21:00 <Picard> and im pretty sure the ban was removed
21:00 <TheRon> i've never glined
21:00 <simba> he wasnt z lined lol
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh.
21:22 <Bastardly_One> exactly
21:39 <doctor> maybe they should have a fringe element in games. where solo players are afforded the ability to go their own way but given a small penalty, but to compensate, they're given the ability to wreak more havoc against those who play in groups
22:00 <Picard> my heart might flatline at my age and health
22:00 <Picard> its a worry
22:00 <TheRon> my heart will go on
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Are you really bald?
22:00 <Taco> Picard: I'm buying life insurance in your name, with me as the beneficiary
22:00 <Picard> nice
22:00 <Picard> yes MysteriousShado
22:00 <Picard> well not totally, i shave what hair i have
22:00 <MysteriousShado> And do you really resemble Peter Griffin?
22:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is have some fun
22:08 <Bastardly_One> well, apparently somewhere this has a free agent option
22:12 <doctor> u can call it another lonely day.mp3
22:15 <Bastardly_One> but you still don't get the most out of it
23:00 <Taco> couleurs: did you even watch the end of texas last night?
23:00 <couleurs> yes
23:00 <Taco> The bitch didn't stop screaming for like an hour
23:00 <Taco> I wanted to fucking kill her
23:00 <couleurs> the fat truck driver lol
23:00 <TheRon> couleurs watched the end of the victory 4-1 over the wanderers
23:00 <Taco> Yea... what happened to him aye
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24:00 <Taco> He's just left there with the chainsaw dude
24:00 <Picard> peter griffin?
24:00 <couleurs> such a bad movie
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Someone said you resemble him
24:00 <MysteriousShado> :/
24:00 <Taco> Meanwhile blonde bitch screams and cries to end the movie
24:00 <Taco> So gay
24:00 <Taco> I imdb'ed it 3/10
24:00 <Picard> who is he?
24:00 <MysteriousShado> ..really?
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Family Guy?
24:00 <Picard> dont watch cartoons
24:00 <couleurs> ya it's no way a 7/10 more like a 4 at best
24:00 <Picard> sorry man
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25:00 <Taco> I was going to do 4, but I thought that was too high
25:00 <Lwaxana-Is-a-Fat-Old-Bitch> Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Keep banning, you're killing the network.
25:00 <TheRon> punch drunk love was shit
25:00 <couleurs> Lwaxana Rules!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <MysteriousShado> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Peter_Griffin.png
25:00 <TheRon> i rule
25:00 <Lwaxana> ph my
25:00 <Lwaxana> oh my
25:00 <Taco> weird... what Lwaxana-Is-a-Fat-Old-Bitch said is something I'd say
25:00 <Picard> golly gosh
25:00 <Taco> Well the end part anyway
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26:00 <couleurs> killing the network... it's been dead 4 years moran!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Taco> moeran
26:00 <Picard> someone has a crush
26:00 <TheRon> the morans have something to do with irc??
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Lwaxana has fans.
26:55 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
27:00 <matrix> she does
27:00 <Taco> How many watts?
27:00 <matrix> I like Lwaxana
27:00 <Lwaxana> :)
27:00 <TheRon> i got you, thats all i want, i won't forget thats a whole lot.....
27:00 <matrix> but she has enemies too unfortunately
27:00 <Picard> u my little friend are a kiss arse
27:00 <Picard> u like all the festy moles
28:00 <matrix> Picard you should get off IRC and be with your wife
28:00 <Picard> she hates me
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Do you look like Peter Griffing, Picard?
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Griffin*
28:00 <Picard> i come here looking for a friend
28:00 <Lwaxana> killing the network....global warming...world peace ....
28:00 <Taco> Picard: just tie her down and fuck her
28:00 <matrix> Lwaxana may not remember but I have known her a very long time
28:00 <Picard> who the fuck is peter griffing?
28:00 <TheRon> lumeah, lyrics
28:00 <MysteriousShado> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Peter_Griffin.png
28:00 <Picard> matrix sounds like a stalker
28:00 <MysteriousShado> That's him, Picard 
28:00 <matrix> Stalker lol
28:00 <matrix> Picard you follow me to other channels
29:00 <matrix> andthen you disrespect the nice ppl
29:00 <matrix> just so you feel important
29:00 <simba> fuck off Picard
29:00 <Picard> well he has hair, so i will have to say no i do not look like the cartoon character u showed me
29:00 <matrix> someone ban him again please
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Minus the hair of course.
29:00 <Picard> little to old for cartoons arnt you?
29:00 <matrix> sorry
29:00 <matrix> :)
29:00 <matrix> personal feelings taking over
29:00 <matrix> I retract that
29:00 <Taco> Less bans, less hate
29:00 <Taco> moar love
29:00 <Taco> plz
29:00 <Taco> k den
30:00 <Taco> fuck u
30:00 <couleurs> more bans less beans
30:00 <matrix> oh
30:00 <couleurs> Picard is a huge bean!!!!!!!!
30:00 <TheRon> i see picard as more yogi bear
30:00 <Lwaxana^Is^a^Fat^Old^Bitch> Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home.
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Yogi is smarter.
31:00 <TheRon> smarter than your average bear sure
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Smarter than Picard
32:00 <Lwaxana> shame Element has no life
32:00 <Taco> element does that?
32:00 <simba> z line him
32:00 <TheRon> i'm on my way to misery to happiness today
32:00 <Lwaxana> those addresses are
33:00 <Taco> I still can't believe bonny zlined me cause she thought I was element
33:00 <Taco> fucking lvl 10's
33:00 <Taco> demote her plz
33:00 <simba> Taco you seem like one of those people who doesnt need to be identified, just banned
33:00 <Lwaxana> well thats Elements game
33:00 <couleurs> promote me cos i rule tbh
33:00 <TheRon> i'll give it a crack
34:00 <TheRon> everton rule
34:00 <Taco> Less bans, less hate
34:00 <Taco> If you didn't ban Picard I could talk to him about shit
34:00 <TheRon> man u suck arse
34:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
34:00 <matrix> hes back
34:00 <matrix> Ban Evader
34:00 <Picard> cant even set a ban the moron
34:00 <Zade> yay Picard is back
34:00 <matrix> :P
34:00 <Taco> Picard: erm, are you directly quoting pandis?
34:00 <Picard> i make this channel
34:00 <Lwaxana^Is^a^Fat^Old-Bitch> Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home.
35:00 <Picard> wows
35:00 <Picard> who is doing that?
35:00 <Taco> okay you guys suck
35:00 <Taco> I'm going to karaoke
35:00 <TheRon> excellent
36:00 <matrix> cya Taco
36:00 <Taco> o right I need to wait for a taxi
36:00 <Taco> leluled
36:32 <couleurs> FiFa
37:00 <Lwaxana^Is^a^Fat`Old-Bitch> Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home. Lwaxana belongs in a nursing home.
37:00 <TheRon> why are there so many fuckwits tonight??
37:00 <stebie> it's just the one fuckwit
37:00 <stebie> David
37:00 <Zade> Loof is here most nights TheRon
37:00 <TheRon> true
38:00 <TheRon> so i'll sing it to the world a simple message to my girl.......
40:00 <stebie> don't worry, there's an existing exception
40:00 <Lwaxana> phew
40:00 <stebie> why so many ping timeouts ._.
40:46 <JLo> fufa
41:00 <TheRon> i come from a land down under
41:00 <stebie> all seem to be bouncers
41:00 <Lwaxana> ni
41:00 <Lwaxana> yep
43:19 <couleurs> no
45:00 <TheRon> i guess you're just what i needed
45:48 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:00 <TheRon> one step ahead of, stay in motion keep on open mind
48:57 <couleurs> FiFa
49:00 <TheRon> people are either gaming or whacking off, which one is it??
49:20 <MysteriousShado> FoFa
49:26 Quit: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
49:33 <couleurs> no
50:00 <TheRon> GO FIFA!!
51:00 <stebie> fifa plz
51:00 <matrix> Not again
51:00 <stebie> ._.
51:00 <couleurs> yes pls n e 1 up 4 a bit of Fi Fa !!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
52:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me
52:00 <TheRon> oh vienna!
53:00 <TheRon> everton rule
54:00 <TheRon> chat you bastards
54:00 <TheRon> fucking idlers
55:00 <TheRon> usless as bulls in a china shop
55:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@155.143.9476C7.0BDFF7
56:00 <TheRon> the cras - let's go
56:00 <TheRon> cars
56:32 <JLo> fefo
56:52 <couleurs> no
57:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: these people are being snobby bastards
57:00 <bee_girl> typical!
57:00 <TheRon> i know but still
57:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ombnqWR3eA
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac Albatross (Jun 14, 2008) 3:05 - Category: Music - 1,094,349 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
58:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <TheRon> after bowls, i walked into a pub loaded up 5 beatles songs and walked out
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58:21 <JLo> Cricket Revolution?
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58:43 <couleurs> no
58:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
58:52 <couleurs> FiFa
59:00 <bee_girl> ur community service for the day huh?
59:00 <TheRon> seemed like something i should be doing
59:00 <TheRon> so much doof doof you can take
00:00 <bee_girl> agreed
00:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJAcWk3Iyk
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stevie Nicks - Landslide (live) ft. Melbourne Symphony Orchestra (Nov 9, 2013) 4:15 - Category: Music - 6,460 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
00:00 <TheRon> inxs - what you need
00:00 <bee_girl> can i
01:00 <bee_girl> handle the seasons
01:00 <bee_girl> of my life
01:00 <bee_girl> oh i don't know
01:00 <TheRon> oh alright i'll listen
01:00 <bee_girl> well i been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you
01:00 <bee_girl> but time makes you bolder, children get older, i'm getting older too
01:00 <bee_girl> so
01:00 <bee_girl> :)
02:00 <matrix> landslide
02:00 <TheRon> took my love and i took it down
02:00 <matrix> Stevie nicks
02:00 <MeGusta> get a cock up ya
02:00 <TheRon> ms nicks
02:00 <matrix> :-)
02:00 <bee_girl> i just bought a new magic wand
02:00 <bee_girl> i dont need a cock up me
02:00 <bee_girl> though this dickens cider is going down nice
02:33 <Bastardly_One> Drive Club
02:40 <couleurs> no
02:42 <Bastardly_One> see how annoying this can get?
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02:51 <couleurs> FiFa
03:00 <bee_girl> if you climb a mountain and you turn around if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills well the landslide'll bring ya down
03:00 <TheRon> 7 beers and still awake
03:00 <matrix> What? still awake???  why
03:00 <TheRon> i dunno
03:00 <bee_girl> the landslide'll bring ya down
03:37 <couleurs> FiFa
03:38 <couleurs> FiFa
04:00 <TheRon> you like the pumpkins version?
04:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!!!
04:00 <TheRon> the dixie chicks?
04:00 <couleurs> no
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05:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5AUm_xaE9A&spfreload=10%20Message%3A%20JSON%20Parse%20error%3A%20Unexpected%20EOF%20(url%3A%20http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dj5AUm_xaE9A)
05:00 <TheRon> couleurs does stevie nicks sound like a goat?
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Carlos Santana - Samba Pa Ti (Sep 13, 2008) 4:43 - Category: Music - 4,468,849 views - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
05:00 <couleurs> yes
05:00 <bee_girl> i haven't heard a goat sing to be able to compare...
06:00 <TheRon> south park thing
06:00 <bee_girl> oh
06:00 <bee_girl> been a while
06:00 <matrix> I heard Stevie Nicks live
06:00 <matrix> she does have a screaching tendency
06:00 <bee_girl> i forgive her
06:00 <matrix> but she is a cutie
06:00 <matrix> or was
06:00 <bee_girl> all the drama in her life and those around her lead to some awesome songs
06:58 <Bastardly_One> finally!
07:00 <TheRon> i went out to see if i could fall in love again, that was my mistake, that was my mistake
07:12 <couleurs> :D
07:15 <Bastardly_One> completed everything in that time challenge
07:20 <Bastardly_One> no, I'm playing moe
07:22 <Bastardly_One> *moe
07:25 <Bastardly_One> *more too
07:41 <couleurs> no
07:42 <couleurs> no
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
08:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TGj2jrJk8&spfreload=10%20Message%3A%20JSON%20Parse%20error%3A%20Unexpected%20EOF%20(url%3A%20http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dw9TGj2jrJk8)
08:00 <bee_girl> thats a lot of views
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven (Jan 4, 2009) 8:00 - Category: Music - 85,514,048 views - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
08:00 <TheRon> i'm buying a stairway to kevin
08:07 <Bastardly_One> just got a masserati
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09:00 <Taco> Lame
09:00 <Taco> This taxi still ain't here
09:34 <couleurs> blocked
09:37 <couleurs> deleted
10:00 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Quit: Linkinus - http://linkinus.com
10:00 <TheRon> thursday i don't care about you, it's friday i'm in love
10:00 <Taco> I'm all sexy and shit
10:00 <couleurs> pics
10:00 <TheRon> got a cod piece?
10:00 <Taco> Only if its of my dick
10:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm sexy and I know it...
10:00 <Taco> Like a G6
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!!
10:00 <matrix> I'm too sexy for this channel
11:00 <TheRon> i'm too sexy for this shirt
11:00 <matrix> then take it off
12:00 <TheRon> oh alright
12:00 <TheRon> hello ladies
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12:41 <Bastardly_One> cool
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13:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojGKSgug_FM&spfreload=10%20Message%3A%20JSON%20Parse%20error%3A%20Unexpected%20EOF%20(url%3A%20http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DojGKSgug_FM)
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stevie Nicks - Edge Of Seventeen (Official Video) Version 1 (Jul 8, 2013) 5:43 - Category: Music - 100,369 views - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%) dislikes (2.1%)
13:00 <TheRon> bee_girl: thompson twins - hold me now
14:00 <TheRon> hold me now, warm my heart, stay with me.....
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Wouldn't mind some Neil Diamond atm
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Sweeeet Carolineeeee
15:00 <TheRon> crunchy granola suite?
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15:51 <EzyRider> Wow.. 5 years does a lot to a channel.. o_O
16:00 <matrix> good night all
16:14 <Zade> we have missed you EzyRider
16:33 <EzyRider> Lwaxy hasn't.. if nothing else, her aim has improved.
17:55 <EzyRider> I see Longie still has a dick that bruises his knees. That man is HUNG.
19:39 <couleurs> don't 4 get me
20:08 <EzyRider> Yeah, about that.. I've forgotten you.
20:36 <EzyRider> iBiZa, are you still haunting IRC? Dude, seriously?
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23:30 <couleurs> FiFa ?
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29:13 <MrMark> booo!
29:46 <matrix> who?
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49:00 <couleurs> u ready 2 fifa Bastardly_One 
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53:00 <MrMark> booo
57:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
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04:00 <couleurs> test
06:35 * Lwaxana yawns
07:06 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One that was a BORING game
07:20 <Bastardly_One> it was actually
08:00 <couleurs> am i oneline?
08:00 <MrMark> sigh
08:02 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDbPrOuXq2s
08:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Power - Cherokee (Sep 17, 2012) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,235,697 views - likes (97.1%), dislikes (2.9%)
08:43 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
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08:53 <Bastardly_One> do me one favour? even though it'll be bullshit?
09:03 <Bastardly_One> and then I'll consider Fifa if this works
09:28 <Bastardly_One> or simba
09:32 <Bastardly_One> not fussed
12:24 <Bastardly_One> fucking idling arseholes
13:23 <EzyRider> I, for one, can beg off the idle accusation.. I've not been on AustNet for years, and re-acclimating myself with the "nuances" of it all again.
13:40 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck
13:44 <Bastardly_One> I want one of those two active
13:52 <Bastardly_One> so I can do something on a game on the PS4
13:53 <Bastardly_One> lol
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15:50 <Bastardly_One> all good
16:00 <Loof> ass
16:00 <Loof> 4@2_4@
16:01 <Bastardly_One> just nagged my american friend online
20:55 <couleurs> np
21:38 <Bastardly_One> ah there you are
21:50 <Bastardly_One> can you do me a favour as he's not paying attention
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it should work and you do plan to get it eventually
22:19 <Bastardly_One> I want this car ... but need my club active ... needs 2 people to be so
22:32 <Bastardly_One> if I send you an invite will you accept?
23:05 <couleurs> how da tables have turned...
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23:14 <Bastardly_One> heh
23:22 <Bastardly_One> yes or no?
23:30 <Bastardly_One> you are getting it eventually you said so
24:02 <Bastardly_One> hey you've got more out of me so far than you ever did in 14
24:02 <couleurs> maybe
24:09 <Bastardly_One> so you will
24:12 <Bastardly_One> good man
24:24 <Bastardly_One> I'll say when I have
25:24 <Bastardly_One> connecting to it's shit server
25:24 <Bastardly_One> sent
25:34 <Bastardly_One> tell me when and if you get it and when and if you accept
25:36 <Bastardly_One> cheers
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26:43 <couleurs> ok big ears
27:59 <Bastardly_One> there yet?
28:12 <Bastardly_One> jesus it's the most annoying server ever for a new game
28:22 <couleurs> no, i have to find my controller
28:26 <couleurs> stop nagging
28:28 <couleurs> sheesh
28:28 <Bastardly_One> it d/c's like every 10 seconds
29:13 <Bastardly_One> I need the fucking car to get an achievement
29:15 <Bastardly_One> hurry up
29:31 <Bastardly_One> it's ruining my perfect stars record so far
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29:56 <couleurs> yeh maybe soon...
30:02 <MysteriousShado> FoFa!
30:05 <Bastardly_One> rude!
30:08 <couleurs> FiFa !
30:13 <Bastardly_One> yeah, hes paying me back
30:19 <MysteriousShado> FaFa!
30:22 <Bastardly_One> he won't accept my request on Drive Club
30:31 <Bastardly_One> he's going on ignore even on irc now
30:41 <Bastardly_One> hurry up!
30:46 <Bastardly_One> I want to do this race
31:15 Quit: doctor ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:37 <couleurs> i can't get online i think my internet is down
31:51 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
32:09 <Bastardly_One> Mine has actually been disconnecting all day but that's not the point
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32:22 <Bastardly_One> you having as much fun when I ignore your nagging yet?
32:59 <Bastardly_One> do iiiiiiiiiiiiit
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33:53 <couleurs> :)
34:19 <MysteriousShado> Zac_27, Lish, ASL?!
34:33 <Lish> lol
34:57 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
35:05 <MysteriousShado> Lish, do you have a ps4?
35:05 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
35:09 <Bastardly_One> you suck
35:14 <Lish> Yes
35:18 <Lish> Why
35:20 <Bastardly_One> you don't even have to own it for me to stop nagging
35:22 <MysteriousShado> Lish, meet couleurs.
35:27 <MysteriousShado> He is a minor fifa fan.
35:29 <MysteriousShado> On ps4.
35:36 <Bastardly_One> just accept the request
35:37 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
35:45 <Lish> I don't play Fifa
36:00 <Lish> Nba2k and we talking
36:10 <Bastardly_One> if you had a PS4 I'm play 2k 15 with ya
36:14 <Bastardly_One> as of next week
36:14 <MysteriousShado> There ya go couleurs!
36:29 <Bastardly_One> apparently the facial recognition errors it
36:30 <Bastardly_One> s
36:32 <Lish> Ok it's on Bastardly_One
36:35 <Bastardly_One> making are hilarious
36:54 <couleurs> ok i'll get it 2 just 2 play u Lish
37:04 <Bastardly_One> yeah I plan on getting it next week but if I don't ... it's only because I've been too lazy
37:07 <Bastardly_One> how is it?
37:14 <Bastardly_One> looks like it shits all over 14
37:24 <Lish> Ok sounds good
37:40 <Lish> Yuh it's good, I'm shithouse but it's fun
37:51 <MrMark> we all behaving?
37:56 <Lish> No
37:56 <couleurs> are the red bull chicagos still good
37:57 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:06 <couleurs> is michael jorden still in it
38:08 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's 2004 couleurs
38:10 <Lish> Anyway draining my battery
38:15 <Bastardly_One> welcome to 2004
38:16 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:20 <Lish> At unpowered camping
38:26 <Bastardly_One> but can you just accept please?
38:30 <Bastardly_One> I even said please
38:49 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi
38:49 <couleurs> Soon.
39:03 <MysteriousShado> Lish was camping
39:05 <MysteriousShado> And chose to IRC
39:07 <MysteriousShado> WTF?
39:16 <couleurs> what a weirdo
39:26 <Bastardly_One> remember Thoth?
39:33 <Happiness> MysteriousShado: google "internet addication disorder"
39:40 <Bastardly_One> he does that
39:43 <Happiness> but spell it properly :p
39:45 <Bastardly_One> goes camping and is on here
39:46 <MysteriousShado> There's such thing?
39:50 <MysteriousShado> Wow.
39:55 <Bastardly_One> yes there is actually
40:06 <Bastardly_One> it's an actual labelled addiction
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40:11 <Bastardly_One> has been for years
41:19 <MysteriousShado> Hahahaa.. From the Wiki article...
41:22 <MysteriousShado> "inappropriate internet pornography use"
41:24 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
41:26 Quit: Zac_27 ([email protected]) Quit:
41:26 <Bastardly_One> I hate you
41:43 <MysteriousShado> Best PC term for wanking, EVER!
41:49 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:52 <Bastardly_One> it is rather
43:42 <couleurs> ok i'm coming online now B1
44:04 <Bastardly_One> about time
44:12 <Bastardly_One> just accept it and I'll leave you be
44:13 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:20 <couleurs> after i take a lil nap
44:23 <MysteriousShado> couleurs was busy "inappropriate internet pornography use"
44:25 <Bastardly_One> smart arse
44:26 <MysteriousShado> ;)
45:11 <couleurs> ;)
46:17 <MysteriousShado> Righto, I'm out..
46:21 <MysteriousShado> Time for inappropriate internet pornography use
46:24 <MysteriousShado> Adios!
46:35 Quit: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
46:41 <couleurs> Bye MissyTeriouse
47:00 <couleurs> ipad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:09 Join: sharky ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:21 <Bastardly_One> one more team member is all I need
49:31 <Bastardly_One> you suck
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51:49 <couleurs> i'm online theirs a drive club peanut butter game alert was that u B1
52:07 <Bastardly_One> what?
52:25 <sharky> *nods at Bastardly_One*
52:29 Quit: kittylicious ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
52:33 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
52:40 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how it sends one
52:54 <Bastardly_One> but if it's from Heretic Racing or me ... clearly that's it
53:00 <simba> glenn danzig
53:00 <couleurs> the new glenn johnson n johnson
53:18 <Bastardly_One> I just need this stupid car to get a lap time for 6/6 stars
53:30 <Bastardly_One> the 5/6 is annoying the shit out of me
53:30 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:58 <couleurs> it says i need the actual game to accept your invite to your racing club...
54:00 <simba> http://www.mixmag.net/words/news/this-lego-creation-plays-acid-house-live
54:07 <Bastardly_One> rude!
54:13 <Bastardly_One> damn, you can't trick it
54:18 <Bastardly_One> nice try B1 I guess
54:40 <Maurice> We have drive club
54:49 <Maurice> But I'm not sending you anything
54:53 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that would involve
54:55 <Bastardly_One> exactly
54:56 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <couleurs> that's some niggah shit
55:22 <couleurs> :)
56:23 <couleurs> can u accept my FiFa invite now pls thank u
58:51 <bee_girl> sur
58:53 <bee_girl> e
59:00 <couleurs> yay
59:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kSiRIeb.gif
01:46 <bee_girl> what do i need to do that? :)
02:26 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
02:41 <bee_girl> oh
02:43 <bee_girl> i don't have one
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03:13 <couleurs> aw
04:04 <couleurs> buy 1 asap
06:58 <couleurs> iphone?
07:15 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89_H7GqaQ
07:19 <Doodle> 4 couleurs
07:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Bubble Butt (feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic) (Sep 10, 2013) 4:57 - Category: Music - 6,879,882 views - likes (85.1%), dislikes (14.9%)
08:12 <couleurs> ty
08:33 <Doodle> sometimes you just need a large black woman
08:57 <couleurs> agreed.
10:46 <MrMark> yep
11:16 Quit: MrMark ([email protected]) Quit:
12:59 <couleurs> who wanna b my large black woman
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17:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/WOlCQ.gif
17:00 <simba> fuck yea whootyy
17:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/MintyShoddyBlackmamba
17:00 <couleurs> they could've won!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <couleurs> they are owning wtf is going on finally dumb idiets
17:21 <couleurs> ok
18:00 <simba> wtf netherlands eat ur hart out
21:00 <couleurs> they hate each other again
21:00 <couleurs> hunty the best
21:00 <couleurs> van persie no pass 2 him
21:00 <couleurs> robben a dickhaed as always
21:00 <couleurs> not playing as a team again
21:00 <couleurs> good 1 guys
22:49 <Bastardly_One> that 5 out of 6 stars is pissing me off
22:59 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I can do that lap so fast in what I have
23:00 <simba> they have some top dickheads
23:09 <couleurs> FiFa
24:00 <simba> i cant take these ASMR videos seriously at all, this guy is whispering and crinkling chip packets and all these comments are about how beautiful and calming it is
24:53 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
25:00 <couleurs> lol
25:02 <Bastardly_One> is your psn chickenfucker89?
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25:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*[email protected].* *!*fletcher@*.174.288840.69B81A
25:10 <Maurice> Yes
25:10 <Bastardly_One> and postcode 6038?
25:12 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:15 <Bastardly_One> it is not
25:18 <Maurice> How did you find it
25:22 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
25:26 <Bastardly_One> you are not serious
25:33 <Maurice> I am
25:36 <Bastardly_One> if you are pm me
25:38 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya
25:52 <Maurice> I don't do pm's
25:54 <Maurice> They lead to cyber
25:59 <Bastardly_One> if it is
26:10 <Bastardly_One> it's a one man club on Drive Club
26:22 <Bastardly_One> so the postcode is the club name
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27:00 <simba> i might start doing them
27:00 <simba> live 1 hour session of me typing
30:00 <couleurs> twitch pls
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31:00 <simba> freds been scarred
31:38 <sharky> where the hell is my chinese? theyre 11 minutes late
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35:32 <couleurs> shut up and FiFa
36:20 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
36:26 <partay> couleurs you should sell your ps4
36:58 <partay> Maurice come over here and bring your lip gloss
39:39 Quit: ck^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:23 <Maurice> I'm not bringing it
41:28 <Maurice> Last time you left whiskers in it
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52:00 <Loof> thinking of switching weed for wine
52:00 <Loof> constant lung problems
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53:00 <Loof> so much tar
54:00 <Loof> this shit looks alright: https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_908423/gossips-cabernet-merlot.jsp;jsessionid=CB15849B39ABE65C7491948A8AB10571.ncdlmorasp1305?bmUID=kAjZwHh
55:00 <Loof> ass flakes
56:00 <Loof> cock snobbery
56:51 Quit: partay ([email protected]) EOF from client
58:00 <Loof> sup wt
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