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21:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/qu34H6r.png
21:00 <Yilmaz> I lol'd
23:00 <Fez> Quite good
37:00 <GoldSpade> whats wrong with this thing
38:00 <Fez> U
38:00 <Fez> Getit?
39:00 <GoldSpade> shut up
39:00 <Fez> Am i too loud?
39:00 <GoldSpade> yeah and too annoying
40:00 <Fez> Yea people say that
40:00 <GoldSpade> well they are right
40:00 <Fez> Its just an opinion
40:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25195471/details-emerge-about-teneriffe-murder-suicide/
41:00 <beehhh> Fez did u kill them both? you live in brissie
41:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/gVJwa9S.gif?1
41:00 <_3141592653589793238> fuck off beehhh
42:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah, fuck off beehhh
42:00 <couleurs> agreed.
42:00 <beehhh> the fuck is that bat
42:00 <Serenity> yeah
42:00 <Fez> The only 'person' id kill beehhh is you.
43:00 <Fez> I mean, hi, no
43:00 <beehhh> if gay marriages were legal none of these would happen
43:00 <_3141592653589793238> shut u[
43:00 <_3141592653589793238> up
44:00 <Serenity> if foreigner mudet w
44:00 <Serenity> if foreigner murder was legal you wouldn't happen
44:00 <beehhh> true romeo n juliet story
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j71Q1xEGIPM
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bangladeshi students at University of Tromso, Norway (Dec 30, 2013) 11:07 - Category: Education - 1,609 views - 17 likes (89.5%), dislikes (10.5%)
45:00 <beehhh> i'll be going there
45:00 <doctor> beehhh are you going to eat norell?
45:00 <_3141592653589793238> noone cares beehhh
45:00 <couleurs> lol
45:00 <_3141592653589793238> fuck off
45:00 <GoldSpade> so he banged this tranny chick...told the world they were enganged...she was moving out and then he chopped her up on the chopping board
45:00 <couleurs> nice 1 doctor 
45:00 <GoldSpade> with an axe
46:00 <doctor> thank you
46:00 <couleurs> 2 less idiets in the world... no big deal
46:00 <_3141592653589793238> idiets
46:00 <_3141592653589793238> LOL
46:00 <GoldSpade> must be insecure like nerdygirl
47:00 <GoldSpade> that chick that guy chopped up
47:00 <beehhh> why would he kill himself tell me
47:00 <simba> is this some troublemaker?
47:00 <GoldSpade> probably depression or something
47:00 <GoldSpade> insecure
47:00 <beehhh> simba were the wind blew your power
47:00 <Thoth> beehhh i make taco now with salmon u lik
48:00 <beehhh> ok i like
48:00 <_3141592653589793238> beehhhs on drugs again
48:00 <Fez> Again? 
48:00 <Fez> Still maybe?
48:00 <beehhh> no drugs in malaysia
48:00 <Fez> Except in your ass beehhh
49:00 <beehhh> they export to western countries
49:00 <beehhh> this is the most wanted man in this world
49:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
50:00 <beehhh> the troublemaker
51:00 <Thoth> http://www.spankwire.com/Dylan-Ryder-Big-Boobs/video1588304/
51:00 <_3141592653589793238> you know beehhh
51:00 <_3141592653589793238> i wish youd disappear
51:00 <_3141592653589793238> forever
51:00 <couleurs> some1 deport beehhh pls 
52:00 <beehhh> i'd be certainly going to tromso with only 75000 people
52:00 <Thoth> o wait
52:00 <Thoth> is this still family friendly chat? or can I paste porn?
53:00 <beehhh> post m8 post
53:00 <Thoth> are you over 18?
53:00 <beehhh> that pic was mine
55:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/YsmfGgB.jpg   <---------- oh dear
57:00 <Thoth> are you over 18?
59:00 <Thoth> http://corporate.jaring.my/internet-access
18:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Swift - Shake It Off (Aug 18, 2014) 4:02 - Category: Music - views - 1,225,100 likes (88%), 167,248 dislikes (12%)
18:00 <Yilmaz> I need to fap to this song to make it acceptable to listen to so often.
21:00 <Yilmaz> HA HA HA HA the chick that does the crab dance wins. 
22:00 <Yilmaz> http://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM?t=3m16s   <--------- CHECKIT
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Swift - Shake It Off (Aug 18, 2014) 4:02 - Category: Music - 149,426,857 views - 1,225,122 likes (88%), 167,254 dislikes (12%)
25:00 <beehhh> yeah
26:00 <BlackDevil> hi beehhh
26:00 <beehhh> hi man
28:00 <beehhh> people coming to australia in a tourist visa and doesnt want to leave there
28:00 <BlackDevil> sounds like prison
30:00 <beehhh> worst than a prision cause women are running the country
31:00 <beehhh> they decides which cock to keep and what not
32:00 <paNdiS> glad to bee ur back bee
32:00 <paNdiS> hope no Hitler's are giveng you shit
32:00 <beehhh> i wont be able to make it back alive
33:00 <paNdiS> neither will I
33:00 <paNdiS> but
33:00 <paNdiS> we both got a girl to fuck..
33:00 <beehhh> one is mental problem other is mental disorder and im beyond of them all
33:00 <paNdiS> so murder them
33:00 <paNdiS> it's Borneo
33:00 <paNdiS> who will miss them
34:00 <paNdiS> In S.A. you can
34:00 <beehhh> poor indo transgender
34:00 <paNdiS> t
34:00 <paNdiS> getrid of bodies likes u used to
34:00 <paNdiS> beehhh
34:00 <paNdiS> ur on the same ban list as me
35:00 <beehhh> let me get through this degree later i die
35:00 <paNdiS> dude
35:00 <beehhh> not quitting at any cost
35:00 <paNdiS> i made a sick actual sharkfin soup
35:00 <paNdiS> is nice
35:00 <beehhh> so far we've come along now
36:00 <beehhh> shark should be commercially sold
36:00 <paNdiS> oh
36:00 <paNdiS> Asia
36:00 <beehhh> healhty meats
36:00 <paNdiS> i like ur noodle
36:00 <paNdiS> is
36:00 <paNdiS> goat
36:00 <paNdiS> uim
36:00 <beehhh> were the power cutoff at your area today paNdiS
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb1h0Gtaje0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tromsø (Dec 20, 2013) 3:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,971 views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <beehhh> less people less worries
41:00 <paNdiS> huh
41:00 <paNdiS> beehhh
41:00 <paNdiS> only person that gets you is beagle
41:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh
41:00 <paNdiS> nude
41:00 <paNdiS> dang
42:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh look at this http://www.extremetube.com/video/look-at-muh-dick-10605881
42:00 <paNdiS> it's nice
43:00 <paNdiS> this time
43:00 <BlackDevil> keep watching mate
43:00 <paNdiS> of night,,
43:00 <paNdiS> you watch and give me the q x w to fap
44:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil is tromso nice
44:00 <beehhh> i met few norwegians in melb they seems very nice folks
44:00 <beehhh> nomads backpakka
46:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/25189001/heatwave-amplified-by-climate-change/
49:00 <beehhh> its just i knew it before you
58:00 <beehhh> g'nite all
59:00 <paNdiS> io swear
00:00 <paNdiS> ur the same person!
00:00 <paNdiS> FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
00:00 <paNdiS> *lunges at Saemon*
00:00 <paNdiS> naked btw..
00:00 <cosgrove> lol
01:00 <paNdiS> that's how romans did it.. lol
01:00 <paNdiS> LUNGE.. into your wife, lower your shield!
01:00 <Saemon> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/10/06/02/40/chef-dismembered-cooked-girlfriend-in-brisbane-apartment
01:00 <Saemon> .........
02:00 <Saemon> what in the actual HOLY fuck?????!!
02:00 <cosgrove> yeah, that shit is whack
04:00 <Saemon> yeah man wth
05:00 <Saemon> and im not sure why, but the fact that they're both pretty attractive, good looking people makes it even more disturbing
05:00 <Saemon> my only theory that seems logical to me, is that she might have either cheated on him and dumped him
06:00 <Saemon> causing him to hate her, extreme anger and butthurt, got into heated arguement, things got physical, he pushed or punched her or something, her head knocked onto somewhere hard, she died
07:00 <Saemon> and then he panicked, needed to dispose of her body
07:00 <Saemon> i guess cutting it up into bits and peices, boiling it and then blending it and then flushing it down the toilet or something
08:00 <Saemon> would be a pretty sure way of ensuring the body would never be found
11:00 <DrGore> <@Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/93/dc/93dc3ea1c941df3ab5a0bd4f3a5f2c81.jpg
11:00 <DrGore> :)
11:00 <Serenity> yes i pasted that before
12:00 <DrGore> yes I just wanted to display my gratitude
15:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Watching "There will be blood".  That church guy, Elijah. 
16:00 <Serenity> oh right
17:00 <Rak> that movie fucking rocks
17:00 <Rak> read about main guys method acting
19:00 <doctor> big burly bearded burka babes
24:00 <Skirmish> Daniel Day Lewis. This is the only movie of his that I like. 
24:00 <Saemon> whichi movie?
24:00 <Saemon> last of the mohicans?
25:00 <Skirmish> It's rude to join in conversations that you are not involved in without an invitation Saemon.
26:00 <Maurice> Or to join a channel you weren't invited to
26:00 <Rak> last of the mohicans is one of my top 10 movies
28:00 <Maurice> Lion King is my top movie..
30:00 <Saemon> i love the theme song for last of the mohicans
30:00 <Saemon> sooooo fucken epic
30:00 <Saemon> if anyone here who knows it can imagine it right now
30:00 <Saemon> neeeeeeeeeeeeeeer ner ner neeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
31:00 <Saemon> nur nur ner nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
31:00 <Rak> the soundtrack for LotM is incredible
31:00 <Saemon> ner neeeeeeeerrrrrr, nur nur ner neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr
31:00 <Saemon> ner ner nuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr
32:00 <Maurice> Lord of the Mings
32:00 <milk> Lord of the Minge
33:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCv7k_Hzvg
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Gael - Last of the Mohicans Theme (Dougie Maclean) (Jan 15, 2009) 4:15 - Category: Music - 2,812,565 views - 8,387 likes (97.6%), 207 dislikes (2.4%)
33:00 <Saemon> indeed rak
33:00 <Saemon> im pleased to see some ppl with the same tastes as me here
34:00 <Saemon> what other epic movie soundtracks do i like 
34:00 <Saemon> yep LOTR is a must
34:00 <Saemon> gladiator
34:00 <Saemon> braveheart on hell yeah
34:00 <Saemon> its main theme, expecially the flute version is so sad and romantic
35:00 <Saemon> brings me goosebumps and tears me up lol :P
35:00 <Saemon> titanic theme is good too
36:00 <Maurice> Aladdin
36:00 <Maurice> You Dying
42:00 <Rak> the gattaca soundtrack is a work of art
42:00 <Saemon> ive never seen gattaca
42:00 <Rak> braveheart a gift of thistle <3
42:00 <Saemon> ^^^ hell yeah
43:00 <Rak> than your life is lesser
43:00 <Rak> gattaca is a work of art
43:00 <Rak> one of my top 5
43:00 <Saemon> yep, oh man, a gift of thistle evokes so many feelings and emotions 
44:00 <Saemon> its so beautiful, yet sorrowful, romantic, haunting
45:00 <Saemon> lord of the rings standout for me is the last march of the ents song
45:00 <Saemon> and the slow lady opera version, that plays everytime when gandalf sees his moth, signalling the arrival of the giant eagles
51:00 <doctor> quite imaginative
51:00 <doctor> Mr Saemon the romance novalist
54:00 <Saemon> this is a side of me i rarely show
54:00 <Saemon> cuz im a man's man u know 
54:00 <Saemon> alpha apex type
54:00 <Saemon> rugged
55:00 <Saemon> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/man-died-at-sperm-bank-after-fourth-donation-in-10-days/story-fneuzlbd-1227057469235?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lifestyle
55:00 <Saemon> LOL
28:00 <Skirmish> BASTARD FROM A BASKET! 
29:00 <Skirmish> YOU'RE A BASTARD FROM A BASKET.
33:00 <Skirmish> This bastard is munching away on a steak and now I am hungry again.
35:00 <Rak> so i have a mate who despises australian movies
35:00 <Rak> and while i sorta understand where he's coming from
35:00 <Rak> i still wanna jam it up him
36:00 <Rak> i'm thinking the movie Proof as that method
36:00 <Rak> so please watch the movie Proof and let me know if i'm wrong
40:00 <Skirmish> I can't watch Australian movies at the moment. 
40:00 <Skirmish> I watched The Rover. I am still recovering. 
41:00 <Maurice> I watched your face, ditto
42:00 <Maurice> BAM
42:00 <Skirmish> Maurice .... my face has parted a million legs.  Don't say such silly things.
43:00 <Maurice> Yeah I dunno
43:00 <Maurice> Mine are still tight
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs I did it again
43:00 <Skirmish> After 3 kids?  PFFFT 
43:00 <Skirmish> BAM! 
43:00 <Maurice> They were all c-sects ;D
44:00 <Skirmish> Lucky vagina!
44:00 <Maurice> Lucky me!
44:00 <Maurice> It was cervix that protested
44:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with that
44:00 <Skirmish> Wouldn't dilate or just wouldn't dilate enough? 
45:00 <Maurice> Wouldn't dilate
45:00 <Maurice> Still ok with it
45:00 <Skirmish> I am going to go home and cook up a large batch of curry scrambled eggs on toast.
45:00 <Maurice> As a result I have a nearly non exxistant scar for my efforts
45:00 <Skirmish> LARGE ... at least 8 eggs. 
45:00 <Maurice> -x
46:00 <Bastardly_One> still hanging Skirmish?
46:00 <Skirmish> What? 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the eggs
46:00 <Skirmish> Hanging eggs? 
46:00 <Maurice> Oh hang on, my sister has chickens and this was the egg of today
46:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/156093_10152786689224390_7094151940390656994_n.jpg?oh=396beba1ef5a45b5ec6b1cc400274c08&oe=54CB2F59
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hanging for the eggs
46:00 <Maurice> I feel sorry for that chicken
47:00 <Maurice> Even though they're horrible, vile things
47:00 <Skirmish> There is a dinosaur in her chicken coup.
47:00 <Maurice> Those fucking things freak me out, they follow me when they're being free range
47:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what you are talking about B1. I haven't been hanging for eggs. 
47:00 <Maurice> I threw my KFC chicken burger out for the dogs and the chickens ate it
47:00 <Maurice> Cannibals
48:00 <Skirmish> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> I am going to ignore you threw a KFC burger out and pretend that you meant something else.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> actually last night you were talking about making them last night
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
48:00 <Skirmish> Only crazy people throw out KFC. 
48:00 <Maurice> I ate 3/4s then found a vein
48:00 <Maurice> That was the end of me
49:00 <Skirmish> I said yesterday morning that I was hungry and my options were eggs and dim sims. I was too lazy to cook, so I steamed dim sims in the microwave.
49:00 <Maurice> 2 days ago this was my kids
49:00 <Maurice> Tyler 'If I was a girl I'd just play with my boobs all day' Jayke 'That's gross, you've just pushed that limit too far'
49:00 <Rak> so please watch the movie Proof and let me know if i'm wrong
49:00 <Skirmish> Rak: I will put it on my to-do list ... just below Maurice. 
50:00 <Rak> but you can have one, but not the other
50:00 <Maurice> Im not on your to do list
50:00 <Maurice> Due to me not wanting to do you
50:00 <Skirmish> Your desire to participate is irrelevant. 
51:00 <Maurice> Right at this point I don't want to do anyone
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> Fair call
51:00 <Skirmish> Right at this point I want to go to McDonalds and buy 4 big macs.
51:00 <Rak> how rapey
51:00 <Maurice> My current prof pic is me kissing my husband
51:00 <Maurice> But at the same time he is holding a knife
52:00 <Skirmish> What time does breakfast start?  It's nearly 4am.
52:00 <Maurice> Is it 6? 6.30?
52:00 <Maurice> It's something
52:00 <Maurice> Just go now and get 20 cheeseburgers
52:00 <Skirmish> I thought breakfast started really early. 
52:00 <Maurice> And then give me 5
52:00 <Skirmish> Soooooo tempting. 
53:00 <Maurice> JUST DO IT
53:00 <Maurice> Christ, don't question me
53:00 <Skirmish> That's what God said.
53:00 <Maurice> Thats also what she said
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and to answer the question I am pretty sure it's 6am it starts
56:00 <Bastardly_One> google and find out
57:00 <Maurice> Skirmish doesnt do google
57:00 <Skirmish> If I find out it doesn't start until 6 it will just put more pressure on me to go to McDonalds.
57:00 <Skirmish> I am just going to assume it started at 330. 
58:00 <Maurice> America says 5
58:00 <Maurice> But don't trust them
59:00 <Maurice> I had a Perth friend ask today what time her daylight saving time clock should be..
00:00 <Skirmish> It just says Available before 1030am.
00:00 <Maurice> Thats a given
00:00 <Maurice> No hotcakes after 10.30
01:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember one started at 4:30am
01:00 <Skirmish> Ah fuck ....
01:00 <Skirmish> Got an email reminding me about an online collab for uni on Thursday at 6pm.  I will be at work. 
02:00 <Skirmish> I should reply to the email "I got a High Distinction for my assessment, I don't need your dirty online collabs". 
02:00 <Skirmish> ... but I won't. 
06:00 <Maurice> You should reply to my period email saying NO because my husband is due home on tuesday
06:00 <Saemon> i wish i complete highsku so i could so uni and be smart n shit
07:00 <Saemon> fml
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hah @ this
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/nickelback-kickstarter-campaign-started-by-music-fan-aims-to-keep-band-out-of-london-9774327.html
11:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Go on the pill and skip the sugars. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's her gone for the night
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how long is too much sleep?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
14:00 <Skirmish> You were just celebrating that she was gone.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were going to go for the night
14:00 <Skirmish> You can't welcome someone back after that. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not celebrating
15:00 <Skirmish> You are so duplicitous 
15:00 <Maurice> You can eat a dick
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called that time of the morning
15:00 <Maurice> Normally I just ping out, tonight my net is being a bitch and I'm cooking
15:00 <Skirmish> What are you cooking? 
16:00 <Maurice> Fried egg
16:00 <Maurice> On bread with cheese and sauce
16:00 <Maurice> NOM
16:00 <Skirmish> I have one apple left. 
16:00 <Maurice> Your snacks suck
17:00 <Skirmish> I've been eating really well and training hard. I'm proud of myself. 
17:00 <Maurice> My are so fattylicioud
17:00 <Skirmish> I just slept in today and couldn't cook anything before coming to work.
17:00 <Maurice> -d+s
18:00 <Maurice> I only slept in until 11am
18:00 <Maurice> The stupid twat next door keeps grinding metal at 6.45
18:00 <Maurice> For the last two days
18:00 <Maurice> But I powered through and kept sleeping
19:00 <Maurice> But he does it under my mini bedroom window, I want the karate chop him to the neck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder how long is too much sleep
23:00 <milk> 2days is really the limit
23:00 <milk> you get very dehydrated
26:00 <Maurice> 24 hours
27:00 <Maurice> Daniel Craig?? He looks like an upset baby! OMG, he does
28:00 <Skirmish> TWITTER MAKES ME AAAANGRY! 
29:00 <Skirmish> So does all social media though so I shouldn't just single out twitter.
29:00 <milk> I was once told that PhD's are the most altruistic thing you can do
30:00 <Skirmish> "Social media ... the platforms that give voice to millions of idiots that would have been otherwise too afraid to be stupid amongst us. Join it today."
33:00 <Maurice> This time I'm out, feel free to talk about me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> night
33:00 <Skirmish> I would like to see a points system developed for internet use. Once you get to 0 points, you are banned from it for the rest of your life.
33:00 <Skirmish> Night Maurice. 
37:00 <milk> what about in game purchases?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
44:00 <Skirmish> No milk, once you have run out of points that is the end. No in game purchases.
44:00 <milk> doesn't sound very capitalist
45:00 <milk> meh
11:00 <NightWonderers> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Troms%C3%B8
14:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go
15:00 <NightWonderers> why arent you in bed b1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> had  an accidental nap
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but could with some more
18:00 <NightWonderers> actually danis naptine doing good for the state keeping the crime at its low
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Dennis Napthine
24:00 <NightWonderers> he aint gonna help me no one ever did 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucked up .. not anybody else
28:00 <NightWonderers> http://www.sciencemag.org/content/346/6205/47/suppl/DC1
32:00 <NightWonderers> yes its tru i fucked up easily got seduced by a devil woman who turned out to be an evil hooker and used me there
55:00 <matrix> Hi Ana_Ng
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
22:00 <matrix> Good morning B1
22:00 <matrix> Sorry for the delay, fighting with a server lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and all good
23:00 <matrix> :-)
25:00 <matrix> Busy day ahead 
25:00 <matrix> ?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm dead tired even though I slept a few hours
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but no ... not at all
27:00 <Bastardly_One> unfortunately
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yourself?
27:00 <matrix> Not looking busy today.  Public holiday in nsw qld and sa 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen this?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> classic
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/music-fan-launches-campaign-to-stop-nickelback-coming-to-london-9774377.html
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know the PS4 has been out nearly a year already?
32:00 <matrix> That long already
32:00 <matrix> Time flies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> now I just need some more games for it!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> as in games in the stores
33:00 <Bastardly_One> worth getting
33:00 <Bastardly_One> one comes out on Wed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gonna set me back $100
38:00 <matrix> I am kind of glad I don't game anymore lol
44:00 <matrix> Hello FOBZTA
41:00 <Fez> Hi
42:00 <bee_girl> morning Fez
42:00 <Fez> Whats up?
38:00 <Loof> touch my body
39:00 <Loof> throw me on the floor
39:00 <Loof> touch me on the ass
39:00 <Loof> i'll be your little whore
43:00 <Loof> touch my body
43:00 <Loof> fill me up with jizz
44:00 <Loof> if you've lost your cock
44:00 <Loof> i'll show you where it is
46:00 <Loof> Spewmeah you smell like cheesy fishy asscrack. i know you and pieter are homeless, but please try to shower somewhere asap ffs
50:00 <Loof> oh god i can smell Lumeah's cuntrot
50:00 <Loof> god help me
51:00 <Loof> [email protected]
59:00 <matrix> Behave Loof
59:00 <matrix> Lol
59:00 <matrix> :-)
03:00 <matrix> Oh bloody he'll
06:00 <matrix> You wish
06:00 <Loof> no u
10:00 <matrix> I don't do cock but if you want to believe I will enjoy it who am I to ruin your dillusion. 
10:00 <Loof> thoughtful of u
11:00 <Loof> getting a wacom today :D
11:00 <Loof> (and no wacom isn't code for "gay headjob")
12:00 <Loof> that was yesterday at the homeless shelter
12:00 <Loof> with my old mate jizzbeard
14:00 <Loof> cumstains
14:00 <Loof> on my asscheeks
14:00 <Loof> makes me happy
16:00 <matrix> Lol
17:00 <matrix> Which tab are you getting
17:00 <Loof> cheapest one lol
17:00 <matrix> Wacom make good touch tablets
17:00 <matrix> Even the cheap ones
17:00 <Loof> eventually i'll get one with a screen
17:00 <Loof> but for now i'm just learning
17:00 <matrix> Samsung use wacom technology in their note series devices
17:00 <Loof> awesome
18:00 <Loof> love samsung
18:00 <matrix> Love the touch sensitive pens. 
18:00 <matrix> And the fact the pens are powered via electromagnetic from the tablet itself
18:00 <matrix> No batteries needed
18:00 <Loof> i should have got a note 3 instead of an s5
19:00 <matrix> The SPen is an awesome option if you do a lot of handwriting or drawing
19:00 <matrix> So much quicker than typing with the handwriting recognition
20:00 <Loof> i tried drawing on my note 2 but you have nowhere to rest your hand
20:00 <matrix> Yeah that's a bummer
20:00 <Loof> zbrush is so awesome
20:00 <Loof> addicted to it
21:00 <Loof> made this in 5 mins: http://i.imgur.com/2vmYxEc.jpg
21:00 <Loof> but now i need a wacom to add detail
22:00 <Loof> the air in my bowels is cold coming out of my anus
23:00 <matrix> Be back soon
25:00 <ShadowLurker> i see loof hasnt had his meds today
26:00 <simba> ShadowLurker has
27:00 <simba> thats how he delivers his cool lines
27:00 <Skirmish> Loof is in beehhh mode. 
28:00 <ShadowLurker> never go full beehhh
28:00 <simba> <Loof> i should have got a note 3 instead of an s5 - yea!!!!!!!
30:00 <Skirmish> lol @ an entire stadium booing Tony Abbott at the grand finals yesterday.
31:00 <Loof> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9568/AduLmUycIUGmVT2krG6UYQ/0_0.jpg
32:00 <Floss> thatll buff out
33:00 <matrix> That's what he said
33:00 <matrix> :-)
33:00 <Loof> gtfo PandasDontDrive you stupid angry little man
34:00 <Floss> how is it allowed in here
34:00 <Floss> it must only be because sarah is sick of the bullshit
34:00 <matrix> Now now he hasn't said anything yet
34:00 <Loof> i thought i'd light the fuse
34:00 <simba> yeah just calm down
34:00 <simba> please dont light any fuses
34:00 <simba> its 11am!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Floss> its 8:30 here
34:00 <Loof> but it's fun watching him rage
34:00 <Floss> i havent had coffee yet :/ the kitchen is so far
34:00 <Loof> is it not?
35:00 <matrix> Simba has used his ban quota for the month
35:00 <simba> why are people so keen to fight people online in the morning, i cant even read arguments in the morning
35:00 <matrix> Lol
35:00 <Floss> im wathing 40 yr old virgin again
35:00 <matrix> Sometimes pandas does make sense.  And let's be honest.  We all have angry times
35:00 <Loof> i'm living the 40 yr old virgin so i win :P
36:00 <Floss> lol the indian guy is my favourite
36:00 <Floss> i was born in brooklin ok?
36:00 <matrix> Oh now I want to watch it again
36:00 <Floss> hey hey! you fucking with the wrong SAN nigga, ok?
36:00 <Floss> :D
36:00 <Loof> does he get laid at the end?
36:00 <Floss> yes
37:00 <Floss> by the old redhead bitty
37:00 <Loof> so no sequal
37:00 <matrix> Could do a sequel
37:00 <Bastardly_One>  is it the 8th yet?
37:00 <matrix> Just find another 40yo virgin
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
37:00 <matrix> No b1
37:00 <matrix> 6th today
37:00 <matrix> Two more days
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and it it November yet? also hurry up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
38:00 <matrix> November ffs
38:00 <Loof> psn plus is giving away free games 2 days later every month
38:00 <matrix> I am not ready for November yet
38:00 <Loof> soon they'll skip a month
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
38:00 <matrix> Too close to Xmas 
38:00 <matrix> I don't like that
38:00 <matrix> Means I have to spend more freaking money
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not called PSN accounts anymore
39:00 <matrix> Whatever they want to call.them they can keep them
39:00 <Loof> be like my sister and give everyone $2 presents
39:00 <matrix> Bleh
39:00 <Loof> seems to work for her
39:00 <matrix> Loof does she buy for children???
40:00 <Loof> gives everyone these cheap $2 presents then makes a big deal out of it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
40:00 <Bastardly_One> are you actually playing that game or what?
40:00 <Loof> i'd prefer she gave me nothing tbh
40:00 <Floss> what other movies should i get
40:00 <Loof> debbie does dallas is a classic
40:00 <Loof> lots of hairy vag
41:00 <matrix> Oh dear .....
41:00 <matrix> This conversation has suddenly degraded
41:00 <ShadowLurker> suddenly?
41:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt think it could get any worse
41:00 <Loof> piss stained pubes
41:00 <matrix> I know PS4 is bad
41:00 <matrix> Put hairy vag? ??
42:00 <Loof> until gta v comes out
42:00 <matrix> And then it's degraded
42:00 <Loof> then it will be worth getting one
42:00 <matrix> Further
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cant wait until November for that 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> two more days until Shadow of Mordor
42:00 <matrix> Gta is getting old now
42:00 <matrix> Over it
42:00 <matrix> Need something fresh and new
42:00 <Loof> seen the ps4 graphics on it?
43:00 <matrix> Graphics are fine but the game play is more important
43:00 <Loof> plus there's online play so it wont die till the next gta comes out
43:00 <matrix> It's the same shit over and over
43:00 <Loof> it has awesome gameplay
43:00 <Loof> have you even played it?
43:00 <Loof> it got top reviews everywhere
43:00 <matrix> Played earlier versions of gta
43:00 <simba> hi Bastardly_One what game
43:00 <matrix> They all follow the same game play
43:00 <Loof> this shits on the old gta's
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Fifa 15
44:00 <Loof> gta iv was shit
44:00 <simba> Yep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> which version?
44:00 <Loof> same with eflc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh PS4
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
44:00 <simba> i am borrowing my bros ps4 for a few weeks cos he gone to italy
44:00 <Loof> nice
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bonus
45:00 <Loof> what games?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna play bitch?
45:00 <simba> total boner!!!
45:00 <Loof> pls dont say destiny
45:00 <Floss> lol indian guy again
45:00 <simba> just to fifa it up
45:00 <Floss> its not about pussy juice cocking
45:00 <simba> i dont think we have psn+ tho
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what else do you have though?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh gay
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't ... but
45:00 <simba> metal gear and something else
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll load up and see if I can invite you still
45:00 <Moke> CUNTS
45:00 <Floss> i downloaded tomb raider 2 from the network yesterday for 8 dollars lol
46:00 <Floss> the controlls are too annoying on pos3
46:00 <ShadowLurker> you lot are boring as fuck
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I want PS4 Minecraft
46:00 <simba> ok but im gonna plough thru manager for a while 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> used voice control yet?
46:00 <Loof> i'm loving the new tomb raider
46:00 <Loof> on ps3
46:00 <Loof> well newish
46:00 <Bastardly_One> on the PS4 it's even better
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for me!
47:00 <Floss> it didnt have the same feel as the older one, which was ok i guess, but i enjoyed the older ones more
47:00 <simba> no just me thumbs
47:00 <Floss> i was going to get a ps4 for xmas.. prob not now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... yeah me either 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so was I
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I got one on Fri instead
48:00 <Loof> wait till ofter this xmas
48:00 <Loof> they might drop in price
48:00 <Floss> itll be cheaper you reckon?
48:00 <simba> get the new smash bros!!!!!!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
48:00 <Loof> should drop by $100
48:00 <Floss> i might still get it i dunno
48:00 <Floss> it was going to be a present 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> is it my imagination or do you actually play different in different weather?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the emotions touch this year
49:00 <Floss> omg its nearly 9 and i havent had coffee brb
49:00 <simba> rain games are always bad yea
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not for me they're not 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Super Mario can't run for shit though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> always need Danny to come save the day from the bench
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I play on pro now
50:00 <simba> Nice 1
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what I wanted to know though was 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can try to load FUT
50:00 <Loof> arghhhhh withdrawels suck
50:00 <Loof> stupid dealer is out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and see if it works regardless of your lack of whatever it is now Plus
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya don't mind that is 
50:00 <Loof> need a backup dealer
51:00 <simba> ok!!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> because not all games need one ... just online connectivity
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so you might get lucky :D
52:00 <Loof> dumb ass hairdresser cut my hair too short
52:00 <Bastardly_One> should go to live playstation and check this scottish cow out playing Fifa 15
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Loof> i specifically said dont cut the fringe
52:00 <Loof> next time a barber that can spe4ak english lol
52:00 <Loof> do you get split ends simba?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> simba should be busy seeing if he can start FUT off
53:00 <Loof> wish i had long hair
53:00 <Moke> i get fifa 15 this week
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for what?
53:00 <Moke> bastard i will play u online
53:00 <Moke> ps4
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do you have?
53:00 <Moke> watchdogs
53:00 <Moke> wolfenstein 
53:00 <simba> im not doing that now b1 i have a game loaded lol
53:00 <Moke> killzone
53:00 <simba> Loof yea i dont wash me hair..
54:00 <simba> i have 2 play hulle tiger
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got Fifa 15, Watch Dogs, Last of Us Remastered and AC IV
54:00 <Moke> nice
54:00 <Loof> have you got sound yet?
54:00 <Moke> ps4 is the bomb
54:00 <Loof> or are you playing ps4 muted?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting Shadow of Mordor
54:00 <simba> ive got sound
55:00 <Loof> nice
55:00 <simba> the commentators are still saying shit from fifa 12!!!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> on release day on Wed
55:00 <Floss> i have sims 4, its so basic with no exp :/
55:00 <simba> some of its pretty cool but
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the extra bits sometimes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Alan seems obsessed with where it goes in the net though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't always want a replay or to watch a celebration
56:00 <Moke> lol
56:00 <simba> i need to put some music on the ps4 to avoid the gay pop that fills the room in menus
56:00 <Moke> yeah just stfu get on with the game
56:00 <Moke> simba
56:00 <simba> its like hypnotic it gets in your head
56:00 <Moke> hyperdub mix
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I never ever ever play music on the Fifa games
56:00 <Moke> holy shit i got so fucking high last night
56:00 <Moke> i was high as a kite
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how you even seen the crappy teams home grounds
57:00 <simba> were you listening to hyperdub?
57:00 <Moke> burial would be nice in the menus
57:00 <Bastardly_One> done that yet?
57:00 <Skirmish> Thanks for telling us that moke .... because, being a junky makes you cool. 
57:00 <simba> i will now
57:00 <Moke> no
57:00 <Moke> i just got high with my friends
57:00 <Moke> for the nrl gf
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am trying to think of a team
57:00 <Loof> hurry up and wake up you fat bitch
57:00 <Moke> smoking pot is nothing bad
58:00 <simba> did the sydney team win
58:00 <Moke> glory glory to south sydney
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they were both Syd teams
58:00 <simba> Of course!!!!
58:00 <Floss> i just burped and it tasted a bit like weed
59:00 <Moke> simba u going to go to st jeromes laneway
59:00 <Loof> wish i had weed
59:00 <Moke> the lineup is fucken sic dude
59:00 <Loof> straya sucks ass
59:00 <simba> prob not m8
59:00 <Moke> how come mate
59:00 <Floss> i dont have any
59:00 <Moke> rusie
59:00 <Floss> lol
59:00 <Moke> rustie*
59:00 <Moke> cant wait for rustie
59:00 <Loof> wish i was a canadian
59:00 <simba> i only ever listened to flylo regularly
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that match day thing?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you can actually play the next game on the there
01:00 <simba> next irl ?
01:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_y7wd7JQEU
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Get Happy - Frank Sinatra (Jan 31, 2012) 2:33 - Category: Music - 14,714 views - 89 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and
01:00 <simba> Q P R
01:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently you're online
01:00 <simba> then Real Madrid
01:00 <simba> FUck!!!!!!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... idgi
01:00 <simba> maybe we do have +
01:00 <simba> ill find out today
02:00 <Loof> yawn
02:00 <Loof> why do i bother
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
02:00 <simba> Bye Loof
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the rest of a too easy season to complete in FUT
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am certain you don't need to be online to start that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it just gave me another gold pack for no reason
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
03:00 <simba> its like pokemon cards
03:00 <simba> they were the greatest
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ 55 players
29:00 <simba> phew
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
41:00 <bert187> Look up in the sky is it a bird or a plane loooook
42:00 <bert187> No its bert187 in the mutherfuckin houseeee
42:00 <bert187> mordor she wrote
43:00 <bert187> Total lunar eclipse to glow red across Australia
43:00 <ShadowLurker> piss off
43:00 <bert187> go fuck urself u subhuman ShadowLurker
44:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
44:00 <ShadowLurker> oh man im good
44:00 <bert187> no ur a pedophile
44:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
44:00 <ShadowLurker> bye
44:00 <bert187> ur a fucking retard 
45:00 <Floss> jeez bert
45:00 <bert187> u dont fool me
45:00 <bert187> im reading ur mind now
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you do realize calling someone a pedo is a bannable offence
46:00 <Floss> were your parents brother and sister bert
46:00 <bert187> ShadowLurker ur a fuckwit that idles here 24/7
46:00 <ShadowLurker> youd know right
46:00 <bert187> ur a fucking reject
46:00 <Serenity> you need to calm down
47:00 <Serenity> if i read you calling people pedos again bert187 your perm ban is back
47:00 <Serenity> understand?
48:00 <bert187> ok ill find more creative ways 
48:00 <Serenity> no
48:00 <Serenity> no creative ways of saying it
48:00 <Serenity> dont fucking say it
48:00 <Floss> not cool in any context dude
48:00 <bert187> i meant more creative ways of not sayin it but other ways of saying something different thats insulting
48:00 <ShadowLurker> it just shows the level of intellect when they start with these pathetic insults
48:00 <Serenity> because if you say that of him, you're insulting me. and if you insult me im not going to be ver y happy
49:00 <Serenity> and unhappy mods are no good for anyone
49:00 <British^Meat> bert127 is a big meany
49:00 <British^Meat> and was sending me abusive notices :(
49:00 <bert187> British^Meat is a known british IRC user
49:00 <ShadowLurker> woah man
49:00 <ShadowLurker> what an insulting insult
49:00 <British^Meat> see?
50:00 <ShadowLurker> British^Meat how can you live with yourself now
50:00 <bert187> rofl
50:00 <British^Meat> lol oh wait, he called u a pedo too ShadowLurker ?
50:00 <British^Meat> Damn, i thought i was the only one
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
50:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
50:00 <British^Meat> is that your thing bert187 ? (lol)
50:00 <ShadowLurker> im sorry British^Meat hes just not that into you
50:00 <British^Meat> everyones gotta have a thing
51:00 <bert187> ok im sorry ShadowLurker, British^Meat for calling u both pedos
51:00 <Floss> i have a big thing
51:00 <Floss> so i strut a lot
51:00 <ShadowLurker> walk wit a skip
51:00 <British^Meat> hah, i keep doing your thing bert187 , its working wonders
51:00 <Floss> bitches love me
52:00 <Serenity> my cock is much biger than yours
52:00 <Serenity> +g
52:00 <Floss> omg swordfight
52:00 <bert187> working out which one of you are animals
52:00 <Floss> my dad told me to stop acting gay yesterday :/
53:00 <Floss> cause i was yelling at tomb raider for not making the ledge
53:00 <Floss> i was baffled
53:00 <bert187> its a orgamisn not a orgasm
54:00 <bert187> roflTODeath
55:00 <Floss> orgamisn
55:00 <Floss> pasketti
55:00 <Fez> I want what he's on
56:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : System Of A Down : Cigaro [Mezmerize - 2005]
56:00 <ShadowLurker> ORGASMANISM
56:00 <Serenity> mmm orgasm
56:00 <Serenity> i could go with one of those
56:00 <Fez> Be greedy.. have 2
57:00 <bert187> have a orgasm then watch the organism take over
57:00 <Floss> im going to make anzac bickies at some point
57:00 <bert187> i luv anzac biccies
57:00 <bert187> can u make them large like cookie
58:00 <Floss> im making them soft
58:00 <Fez> They make mouthgaurds for people with braces?
58:00 <bert187> die kayne west
59:00 <bert187> Katy Perry - E.T. ft. Kanye West
59:00 <Floss> yeah fez
59:00 <Floss> i used to make mouthguards
00:00 <Fez> Ok. But really?
00:00 <Floss> really what
01:00 <ShadowLurker> just one argasm
01:00 <Fez> U made mouthgaurds?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> there's a MOQ of 15 for those
01:00 <Floss> yer
01:00 <Floss> dental nurse
01:00 <ShadowLurker> with a price break at 30
02:00 <Fez> Ah ok neat. Now i know ta
03:00 <Floss> they might just put some vaseline or whatevs around the appliances so the alginate doesnt stick
04:00 <Fez> Ah yea
04:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak) [Bizzar - 2000]
04:00 <Floss> they prob cost about 4 bucks per person to make
05:00 <Floss> its bullshit
05:00 <Fez> Now iget why u chose floss
05:00 <Floss> its always been my nickname since i was a baby just random that thats what i ended up doing aswell
05:00 <Fez> Yea it is aye
06:00 <Fez> Ah true
06:00 <Floss> i dont do it anymore cause its stressfull as fuck
06:00 <Floss> and i make more as a barmaid lol
06:00 <Fez> Rake in the tips aye
06:00 <Floss> even just the hourly rate
07:00 <Floss> i wish id been bartending all along
07:00 <Mew> 5 cougars thx
07:00 <Floss> LOL yes mew i have a cougar shirt
08:00 <Fez> Lol
08:00 <Mew> Fuck yeah
08:00 <Mew> I want one
08:00 <Floss> i got one from the markets in perth might be able to get em online
08:00 <Mew> Do you get heaps of merchant?
08:00 <Mew> Merch*
08:00 <Floss> id rather a black one with white writing it would b easier to keep clean
09:00 <Fez> Whites a good shirt colour
09:00 <Floss> not if your working with beer
10:00 <Fez> Dont spill it?
10:00 <Fez> Or
10:00 <Fez> Spill i shitload
10:00 <Satan> i always get cum on my leg
10:00 <Floss> id rather not im a clumsy bastard
10:00 <Mew> Our pub is half bottleo as well so they always have like 20 diff brands of merchandise at any time
11:00 <Mew> I've got iPhone covers phone speakers stubby holders playing cards etc
11:00 <Satan> i gotta stop having sex with my wifes daughter
12:00 <Serenity> .
12:00 <Floss> satan..just...no.
12:00 <Satan> sorry i thort this was the dr phil chatroom
13:00 <Satan> rofl
13:00 <Fez> I got a cool hypercolour tooheys shirt
13:00 <Fez> I won it
13:00 <Fez> And a matching cooler
13:00 <Fez> I won that too
14:00 <Fez> Bath this weekend
14:00 <Fez> Woop
21:00 <Fez> Ovens are too slow damnit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you say that yesterday
22:00 <Bastardly_One> about the oven
22:00 <bert187> his selling mr sheen oven cleaner
23:00 <Fez> Yea i did b1
23:00 <bert187> his the mr sheen mascot
23:00 <Fez> Nothings been done about the problem so im bitching again
25:00 <doctor> write an angry letter to your local representative
26:00 <Floss> i need a drink
27:00 <Fez> Yea ill write a letter and dot my i's with little angry faces
27:00 <Fez> Thatll do the trick
28:00 <Fez> Get aca onto it
28:00 <Serenity> mmm poptarts
28:00 <bert187> You.A.Maggot.Com
28:00 <bert187> lol
29:00 <GayCat> bert187 is a pedo
31:00 <Floss> what is it it with them calling people pedos
31:00 <Serenity> honestly no idea
31:00 <Serenity> but it makes me more worried about them than the people they are calling pedos
31:00 <Floss> it gets the rise they want i guess
31:00 <Floss> yeah why bring it up
32:00 <Serenity> all it says to me is they are thinking about it
32:00 <Serenity> which is weird
33:00 <Floss> why keep trying to get in if nobody wants them here
33:00 <Floss> no shame at all
35:00 <Fez> Prolly forgets
41:00 <bert187> Hi
41:00 <bert187> Bitch
42:00 <bert187> :)(
45:00 <Floss> ugh who is the dude that has a funny laugh
45:00 <Floss> with the beard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> tom green?
46:00 <Fez> More info floss
47:00 <Floss> knocked up
48:00 <Floss> seth rogen
48:00 <British^Meat> billy connely
49:00 <Floss> he was in donny darkp
49:00 <Floss> darko*
50:00 <Floss> i didnt realise
51:00 <British^Meat> has anyone got most wanted? how the fuck do i change my car?
51:00 <Fez> Buy one
51:00 <Fez> Select it
51:00 <Fez> Race/drive
51:00 <Fez> Win
51:00 <Fez> Repeat
52:00 <British^Meat> that realy doesnt help
52:00 <Fez> Its not hard aye
52:00 <British^Meat> nm, figured it out
52:00 <Fez> Select tge car u want
53:00 <Fez> Then its selected
53:00 <British^Meat> you could have started off by telling mehow to select a car by going to autolog and pressing right on the keypad
53:00 <British^Meat> but i figured that myself
54:00 <Fez> Neat
56:00 <Fez> Whats the latest nfs?
57:00 <British^Meat> no idea
59:00 <Floss> im dling the watch
59:00 <Floss> lol
59:00 <Fez> Aint heard of it
00:00 <British^Meat> beats paying for it like i did, its a bit weak
00:00 <bert187> good movie the watch for a b grade
00:00 <bert187> anyway i gotta stop having sex with my cousin
01:00 <Floss> :/
01:00 <bert187> do i look black
02:00 <Floss> i dont care
02:00 <bert187> incest is cool here Floss
08:00 <Fez> Chip sanga
09:00 <simba> everything is closed today due 2 pubic holiday!!!!!!
09:00 <Fez> 4 diff timezones is stupid
09:00 <Bastardly_One> time for a soccer break
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of must had the same idea at the same time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> re: needing shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was slightly amusing
10:00 <simba> need food
10:00 <simba> about 2 leave
10:00 <simba> nowhere 2 buy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same
10:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of places though
10:00 <simba> is it a pubic holiday in vic?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and when you get back
10:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can get online 
10:00 <simba> Rodgers that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> race ya 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit
12:00 <Serenity> aaaaaahahah
12:00 <British^Meat> lol?
12:00 <Serenity> the ban on the troll
12:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
13:00 <Serenity> rofl sorry about that simba
13:00 <simba> thank u
13:00 <Serenity> the troll ban caught you
13:00 <simba> loll
15:00 <bert187> dam i missed it i was on the toilet
16:00 <bert187> i gotta stop having sex with my step daughter
17:00 <Serenity> .......
17:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is wrong with you
18:00 <British^Meat> this guy falls into the chatter category of: 
18:00 <British^Meat> .... say confronting/edgey things to get people to comment on you
18:00 <British^Meat> Seen this type before have I
19:00 <Fez> Shock value
19:00 <British^Meat> yes
19:00 <British^Meat> When no one wants to talk to you, use shock tactics 
19:00 <Fez> Yep
19:00 <Serenity> oh right
19:00 <Serenity> and i just fell for it
19:00 <Serenity> ill remember that
20:00 <Doodle> what did you fall for sezz, other than paulie's steamy come hither eyes
20:00 <bert187> i gotta stop having sex with random IRCers
21:00 <Serenity> [11:18am] <British^Meat> this guy falls into the chatter category of:
21:00 <Serenity> [11:18am] <British^Meat> .... say confronting/edgey things to get people to comment on you
21:00 <Serenity> talking about bert187
21:00 <Doodle> oh right
21:00 <bert187> lol
21:00 <Doodle> also some of the best sex i've had has been with random ircers
22:00 <bert187> Doodle had sex with his 9yo daughter
22:00 <Doodle> wtf
22:00 <Serenity> ok we're done here
22:00 <Doodle> get fucked idiot
22:00 <bert187> lol
22:00 <Doodle> thats revolting
22:00 <Doodle> as if i'd have a kid
24:00 <Serenity> LOL rob -.-
24:00 <Doodle> keke
28:00 <British^Meat> lol, why is he noticing me???
28:00 <British^Meat> bloody #cats crew!
28:00 <Serenity> who knows why any of them do anything
29:00 <ShadowLurker> drugs
29:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why
30:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Conquer [Psychopathics From Outer Space Part 2 - 2003]
32:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : The World Is Hell [12inchwestcoastundergrounddivebymurdermix] [The Green Book - ]
41:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Ween : Ween - The Homo Rainbow [The Homo Rainbow - 2004]
41:00 <British^Meat> push the little daisys and make em come up
42:00 <Doodle> much vetter song
42:00 <Doodle> better
42:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Ween : Push th' Little Daisies [Pure Guava - 1992]
43:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Boondox : Cold Day in Hell [South of Hell - 2010]
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9GyV2m8PIc
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Man Of Colours (Mar 1, 2012) 4:31 - Category: Music - 28,155 views - 191 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <wild_turkey> Hello
03:00 <wild_turkey> been in the mental ward for 4 months
04:00 <British^Meat> beehhh: can you leave pls?
06:00 <Skirmish> beehhh was warned last night. We can only hope it is a perm ban the next time he gets one.
07:00 <British^Meat> believe that when i see it
07:00 <beehhh> is this discrimination agaisnt muslim in straya?
08:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: Yes. 
08:00 <wild_turkey> Skirmish is autistic bee_girl
09:00 <wild_turkey> rofl
09:00 <beehhh> hes autistic only when he collects his pension otherwise hes a jigoolo at the nightbar
10:00 <wild_turkey> hahahaha
10:00 <wild_turkey> autistic Skirmish
10:00 <wild_turkey> what a sight
10:00 <Skirmish> check out these two stooges chuckling along with each other.
11:00 <wild_turkey> look at Skirmish thinkin his the normal one
11:00 <wild_turkey> HAHAHA
11:00 <Skirmish> He's or he is*
11:00 <wild_turkey> its not what u know but WHO U KNOW
12:00 <wild_turkey> obvisoulsy ur a retard 
13:00 <Skirmish> ... says the guy using text spk and incorrectly spelling words.  Thank you austnet for my daily dose of irony. 
13:00 <wild_turkey> ur a spastic
14:00 <wild_turkey> s p a s t i c
14:00 <wild_turkey> <->
14:00 <British^Meat> go away bert
14:00 <British^Meat> nevermind bert
16:00 <Serenity> i really need to work out why that script doesnt kick with a message
22:00 <ShadowLurker> massive throbbing members
25:00 <British^Meat> throbbing engorged girth member
26:00 <ShadowLurker> upstanding tubular penetrator
26:00 <British^Meat> timing :)
26:00 <Skirmish> Get rid of one, another joins. 
27:00 <Thoth> Hi Skirmish! ^_^
27:00 <Thoth> ctc?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> shhh lads
29:00 <Thoth> asl
32:00 <beehhh> British^Meat used to be emo n nice lately he has going the kkk group of Skirmish
32:00 <beehhh> *joined
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i thought beehhh was banned
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> banned from India, Australia
33:00 <British^Meat> ive never liked u
33:00 <British^Meat> so go away
33:00 <beehhh> im at borneo currently at curtin uni doing my degrees
33:00 <Skirmish> I thought after his warning he was perm banned too. Is he evading? 
34:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like it
34:00 <Serenity> standard bans are only an hour
34:00 <Serenity> calm down
34:00 <beehhh> an hour is 90bucks
34:00 <ShadowLurker> oh it wasnt perm
34:00 <Serenity> no
34:00 <Skirmish> :(
34:00 <beehhh> some places upto 120
34:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
34:00 <Thoth> Yeah! beehhh told you cunts
35:00 <Serenity> does goodle maps show map coordinates?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
35:00 <ShadowLurker> GOODLE
35:00 <Thoth> meh to goodle
35:00 <Thoth> openstreetmaps.org
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up you
35:00 <Thoth> goodle don't have topo maps
36:00 <Thoth> osm do
36:00 <ShadowLurker> who said anything about topo
36:00 <British^Meat> *gasp* REALLY?!?!?!?!
36:00 <Thoth> I did, are you fucking blind as well as stupid?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> that wasnt the question
36:00 <Serenity> oh shoosh
36:00 <Serenity> can i find the coordinates for a specific spot not just a landmark
36:00 <Thoth> You know theres this component of conversation... where on a topic of discussion, people bring new information.
36:00 <ShadowLurker> should do
36:00 <Thoth> You should try it
37:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a point where you fuck off
37:00 <Skirmish> Should be able to type co-ords into google and it will show where it is.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you should try it
37:00 <ShadowLurker> if you just left click
37:00 <Serenity> i dont want to type the cords in
37:00 <ShadowLurker> it shows the coords in the popup to the top left
38:00 <Serenity> i want them to tell me the coordinations of a place on a map
38:00 <ShadowLurker> in tiny writing
38:00 <Serenity> because i dont already know it
38:00 <British^Meat> coordinations :) cute
38:00 <Serenity> yes but if i type in say, cottesloe beach it gives me coords for their way point on the map
39:00 <Serenity> i want a specific place
39:00 <Serenity> not what they want to tell me is the place
39:00 <ShadowLurker> hmm hang on
39:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh click where you want it to go to itll give you the lat/long
39:00 <Serenity> no it doesnt
40:00 <ShadowLurker> does on mine
40:00 <Doodle> IT FUCKING DOES SARAH
40:00 <Doodle> listen to the man
40:00 <Serenity> shut your twat you absolute cock monkey
40:00 <ShadowLurker> it gives the generic name as well as the exact point
40:00 <Doodle> keke
40:00 <Floss> shit stirrer
40:00 <Thoth> Serenity: goodle maps doesn't do that, earth sort of does
40:00 <Serenity> ok hang on
40:00 <ShadowLurker> o/'
40:00 <Doodle> U R FLOSS
40:00 <Serenity> actually it does
40:00 <Serenity> thank you
40:00 <Doodle> SEE
40:00 <Floss> ERR DOODLE
40:00 <Doodle> men know best
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yoyo Doodle
41:00 <Doodle> women would get much more done if they would just shut up and drop the attitude and do what we tell them
41:00 <Doodle> oh
41:00 <Serenity> clearly thoth hasnt used google maps in about 20 years
41:00 <Floss> :o
41:00 <Doodle> imo
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
41:00 <Doodle> esp Floss
41:00 <ShadowLurker> evidently
42:00 <ShadowLurker> thoth hasnt bothered to internet for over 20yrs
42:00 <Floss> its going to be hard to rejoin the workforce with two broken legs doodle
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Doodle> i could be a life buoy
42:00 <Thoth> I haven't bothered with goodle maps yea. Is that the internet now?
42:00 <Doodle> get ppl to call me bob
42:00 <Floss> you could be one of those half mannequins that display necklaces
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <Doodle> on my hairy chest
42:00 <Floss> head and arms have to go also
42:00 <Serenity> it gives me the coords but then its not right when you google it
42:00 <ShadowLurker> call you bob
42:00 <Serenity> annoying
42:00 <ShadowLurker> oh boy
43:00 <Doodle> some ppl do
43:00 <Doodle> :/
43:00 <ShadowLurker> hmm
43:00 <Serenity> ITS OK
43:00 <Serenity> EVERYONE CALM DOWN
43:00 <Floss> what do you need em for serenity
43:00 <Serenity> stuff
43:00 <Floss> lol she was doing it wrong
43:00 <Doodle> she's planning a terrorist attack
43:00 <ShadowLurker> ah it reverts to nearest thing
43:00 <Serenity> no google was actually
43:00 <Floss> hahaha yes 
43:00 <Serenity> if you put it back into maps rather than google its self
43:00 <Serenity> it works
43:00 <Serenity> all good
43:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh google assumes you want whats around
43:00 <Floss> bad pooter *smacks*
43:00 <Doodle> i saw her leaving big w the other day with a 12 pack of anthrax
44:00 <Floss> lol and a car battery
44:00 <ShadowLurker> shes trying to set the coords of her attack drone to get nude fotos
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <Floss> she dont need no attack drone
44:00 <Doodle> sezz just ask me i will tell you my coordinates
44:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
44:00 <Floss> lol hyeah
44:00 <Floss> she batters her eyelids and the pants come down
44:00 <Floss> lady terrorist
45:00 <Doodle> one sniff of ginger and her knickers are round her ankles
45:00 <Serenity> lol doods that takes all the fun out of it
45:00 <Doodle> its not a great day for photos here anyway
45:00 <Floss> lol why ginger
45:00 <Doodle> overcast
45:00 <ShadowLurker> its a top grade octocopter with long range telescopic video and a 40mm sniper
45:00 <Doodle> ginger = minge
45:00 <Thoth> http://www.centralwesterndaily.com.au/story/2606282/disqualified-driver-drank-five-beers-during-high-speed-pursuit/?cs=103
45:00 <Floss> for titty shots
46:00 <Serenity> ok that was easy
47:00 <Serenity> thanks everyone top effort
47:00 <Floss> lol bf used my laptop for a while last night, my movies file is now filled with about 20 different david attenborough docos
47:00 <ShadowLurker> shes got a semi auto tranq gun in about an hour theres gunna be 100's of sleeping ppl on the beach
47:00 <Doodle> must be a wild ride living with your bf
47:00 <Floss> he eats cheese in his underwear a lot
47:00 <Doodle> :\
47:00 <Floss> yep
47:00 <Skirmish> wow
48:00 <Floss> but he has a 6 pack so he gets away with it
48:00 <ShadowLurker> living on the edge
48:00 <ShadowLurker> and a can of coke
48:00 <Skirmish> So you are basically saying because he has a 6 pack, you will tolerate anything.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
48:00 <Floss> no not realy, im jsut a bit of a perve
48:00 <ShadowLurker> that almost seems
48:00 <Floss> :D
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shallow
48:00 <Doodle> noooo
48:00 <Doodle> really
49:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
49:00 <Doodle> hehehe
49:00 <Floss> its turning into a keg now hehe 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> my kegs already tapped
49:00 <Floss> i think its cute LOL
49:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Big $ [Big Money Hustlas - 2002]
49:00 <Floss> working on his dad figure
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What.mp3 (4.95MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:36)
51:00 <Floss> jeez theres 3 on the galapagos
51:00 <Floss> wtf
53:00 <Floss> doodle make me a sammich
53:00 <Doodle> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Floss> i want chutney
53:00 <Doodle> i want a gold plated toilet seat but its not on the cards baby
53:00 <Doodle> -austin powers
53:00 <Floss> mum n dad have a wood one its so nice
53:00 <Floss> its not as cold
53:00 <Doodle> my parents do too
54:00 <Floss> lol highlight of going out there
54:00 <Floss> ooo get to use the toilet! :D
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Floss> maybe its a parental thing
54:00 <Floss> one day we too will have wooden seats
54:00 <Doodle> i think its just an old person thing
54:00 <Floss> lol
55:00 <CrookedNinjaKiller> why dont you have one Doodle
55:00 <Floss> they bought it after waixs wife broke the other one
55:00 <Doodle> lol fu
55:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
55:00 <Doodle> fat slag
55:00 <Floss> its funny cause its a toilet
56:00 <Doodle> halp halp i broke the torlet
56:00 <Floss> i dont think she said anything
56:00 <Floss> lol can imagine her hands in pockets whistling out
56:00 <Doodle> her fat pockets?
57:00 <Floss> fackets
57:00 <Floss> or fockets
57:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10665069_713544162067168_3455874099059461632_n.jpg?oh=66b0e5a4aeb531e22ac4b2302c6d5786&oe=54B2722A&__gda__=1421959670_68b58f121c4e156b472662e9c8212f08
57:00 <Skirmish> Why pick on the fat girl that's not here to defend herself? 
57:00 <Floss> im not picking on her just saying thats how the toilet seat come to be
58:00 <Doodle> looool
58:00 <Floss> everyone deos stupid stuff
58:00 <Doodle> i'm picking on her
58:00 <Doodle> cos she is married to waix
58:00 <Floss> lol but dodole a cunt we have to expect this
58:00 <Doodle> so she must be a total fuckhead
58:00 <Floss> no just really low self esteem and ran into a total predator
58:00 <Floss> thats what i think
59:00 <Doodle> she isnt the victim here
59:00 <Doodle> the torlet is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he was on the other night too
00:00 <Floss> hes down here with us atm
00:00 <Floss> its been wonderful
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
02:00 <ShadowLurker> ok well id love to stay n chat
02:00 <ShadowLurker> but i really wouldnt
02:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Doodle> \o
05:00 <British^Meat> dodole :)
06:00 <Floss> lol thats his new name
06:00 <Floss> its the sound his head makes when i bang it into the carpet
06:00 <British^Meat> kinda sounds like doodle too
06:00 <British^Meat> dodole
07:00 <British^Meat> it could pass as doodle
20:00 <matrix> Afternoon all
21:00 <matrix> Charming
21:00 <matrix> Not that I am a big fish fan though
22:00 <N3Mes][s> preference for trouser trout perhaps?
22:00 <matrix> Nah sorry.  Not interested in the cock
23:00 <matrix> Thanks for the offer though
23:00 <N3Mes][s> you're welcome
23:00 <matrix> Brb.  Changing host
25:00 <matrix> Obviously I am back now :-)
25:00 <N3Mes][s> feel better now?
26:00 <British^Meat> u can stay matrix, i mind not
26:00 <matrix> Yep using an unlimited data instead of paying excess now :-)
26:00 <matrix> How are you BM
26:00 <N3Mes][s> where's all the snatch? it's like one big sausage fest these days
27:00 <matrix> If you are looking for a woman who wants to fuck you then you have come to the wrong place
28:00 <matrix> Wb loofy
28:00 <British^Meat> yer, great!
28:00 <Loof> ty :)
28:00 <N3Mes][s> that's fukn disappointing
28:00 <matrix> Good to hear BM
28:00 <N3Mes][s> IRC used to be great for sleazy fucks
29:00 <matrix> N3 hasn't been like that for guys for a while
29:00 <N3Mes][s> when did it all turn to shit?
29:00 <N3Mes][s> i blame Facebook
29:00 <matrix> About the time they discovered eHarmony
30:00 <N3Mes][s> eHarmony? that's shit too can't be an openly sleazy fuck like you can on IRC
30:00 <Ana_Ng> snatch is here, yo
30:00 <N3Mes][s> get it out then?
30:00 <N3Mes][s> where we goin? fuck in the middle of fed square? jobs on!
30:00 <matrix> Long way to travel though
31:00 <N3Mes][s> i'm extremely upset now
32:00 <N3Mes][s> went to the trouble of downloading irc client to be an absolute fuckhead and i am met with this
32:00 <matrix> You've come in at the wrong time
32:00 <matrix> Fuck head hour is in about 3 hours time
32:00 <N3Mes][s> roger
32:00 <N3Mes][s> sluts?
33:00 <matrix> Hmmm occasionally
33:00 <N3Mes][s> good to see it's all turned to shit in the 12 years it's been
33:00 <matrix> Try undernet :-)
33:00 <N3Mes][s> lol
34:00 <N3Mes][s> what's the server?
34:00 <matrix> Google undernet :-)
34:00 <N3Mes][s> on it
35:00 <matrix> Hello omfgbbqhax
35:00 <N3Mes][s> sounds like a cultist server
36:00 <matrix> Lol. Undernet is where this started
36:00 <matrix> Many years ago
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
37:00 <N3Mes][s> yeah but urban dictionary told me channels registered on undernet are lively
37:00 <matrix> They can be lively
37:00 <N3Mes][s> no sluts here... robbo? no sluts
37:00 <matrix> Depending on the day
37:00 <N3Mes][s> lol
37:00 <TheRon> How about those rabbits
37:00 <N3Mes][s> yeah but this shit ain't lively
38:00 <matrix> This isn't undernet
38:00 <matrix> This is austnet
38:00 <British^Meat> the best net in the world!
38:00 <TheRon> Tom petty - I won't back down
38:00 <N3Mes][s> i know but if this started on undernet and was registered - urban dictionary says it will be lively
39:00 <N3Mes][s> so it should technically still be lively
39:00 <N3Mes][s> regardless of the server change
39:00 <matrix> Austnet broke away from undernet years ago
39:00 <matrix> Different networks
39:00 <TheRon> Boobs
39:00 <matrix> Where TheRon????
39:00 <Floss> (.)(.)
39:00 <N3Mes][s> I think it was austnet when i started using IRC
39:00 <TheRon> You tell me
40:00 <N3Mes][s> so that would be a couple of cricket seasons ago
40:00 <Floss> fuck it im making cookies
40:00 <TheRon> Weed cookies?
40:00 <N3Mes][s> hi Floss asl?
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Doodle
40:00 <N3Mes][s> VAGINA!
40:00 <Doodle> O_o
40:00 <TheRon> Each to their own
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey ron
41:00 <matrix> Hmmm
41:00 <TheRon> Hello
41:00 <N3Mes][s> meh i'm off to have alone time with my kmart catalogue
41:00 <matrix> Have fun with that
42:00 <N3Mes][s> i shall
42:00 <TheRon> Kids underwear section I bet
42:00 <matrix> Some of those girls might be legal
42:00 <N3Mes][s> women plus sizes thank you
42:00 <N3Mes][s> fuck
42:00 <matrix> Hmmm
43:00 <matrix> Ok I don't know what just happened but don't let that happen again ......
43:00 <TheRon> What the hell was that
43:00 <matrix> Still trying to work it out
43:00 <matrix> I think I must have got cookies mixed up and got your weed cookies
44:00 <TheRon> Never had them, they good?
45:00 <matrix> Not if they cause hallucinations like that
46:00 <matrix> Howdy mewsy
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its mew
47:00 <Thoth> Mew
48:00 <matrix> Everyone loves Mew
49:00 <British^Meat> :) i know someone that doesnt 
49:00 <Fez> I dont
49:00 <Mew> hi matrix hi BBQ
49:00 <Fez> Its just about the sex
49:00 <Mew> lol bm
49:00 <Mew> Hi throffy
49:00 <Mew> Fezticles
50:00 <matrix> Sex Pfft.    I have never even seen her lol
50:00 <British^Meat> i ride..
50:00 <Fez> Hi mew
50:00 <TheRon> I like frothies
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I like boobies
53:00 <TheRon> Breast is best
55:00 <Fez> No breast for the wicked
55:00 <TheRon> Breasts are wicked
56:00 <Fez> To boob or not to boob
56:00 <TheRon> Always boob
56:00 <matrix> Boob every time
56:00 <matrix> Snap
57:00 <TheRon> I dunno how I ever got off the boob
58:00 <matrix> Your mum banned you??
58:00 <TheRon> Must've
58:00 <Fez> My head hurts mew. I think i need to breast it
58:00 <TheRon> Kicking and screaming I bet
58:00 <matrix> Most likely
59:00 <TheRon> Mew is Rory off the boob yet?
00:00 <Mew> sure is
00:00 <Fez> Damn
00:00 <matrix> Don't want them on there linger than is needed
00:00 <TheRon> How'd you manage that?
01:00 <Fez> I imagine mew lactating and smile
02:00 <matrix> Come on you guys
03:00 <TheRon> What?
03:00 <matrix> Mew is more than just boobs you know
04:00 <Fez> Yea.. milk too
10:00 <Moke> fez you are a fucking gay poof
11:00 <Fez> Fucking gay
11:00 <Fez> Is that the technical term?
11:00 <Fez> Or u hitting on me?
12:00 <Thoth> Wow you're all such fucking comedians
12:00 <Thoth> Containing the laughter is a task
12:00 <Fez> Yep
13:00 <Fez> Thats what shadowgate reckons too
13:00 <TheRon> Shadow gate is funny
13:00 <matrix> Hitting on you definitely
14:00 <Fez> I thought so matrix
15:00 <Fez> Its weird cuz in breastless
15:00 <dinogy> matrix have you watched this matrix doco 
15:00 <dinogy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IH6xqucOzk
15:00 <Fez> Im*
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What If The Matrix is Real 2014 (Sep 14, 2014) 35:31 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 10,410 views - 160 likes (96.4%), 6 dislikes (3.6%)
19:00 <matrix> Wb pandas
19:00 <matrix> I think
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
20:00 <Fez> Pandas got a black eye
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dad was a panda
21:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
21:00 <BlackDevil> want to see a picture of my dick?
22:00 <Thoth> Your dad was a bear? Legit.
22:00 <BlackDevil> i've sent it anyways
22:00 <Thoth> Not gay at all
22:00 <TheRon> Tuna for tea
23:00 <TheRon> Looking like a choir girl, she's crying like a refugee
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice penis BlackDevil
24:00 <TheRon> Less penis talk more boobs
24:00 <matrix> Let's just so no penis lol
25:00 <BlackDevil> isnt it a nice penis?
25:00 <Fez> Mewbs bewbs
25:00 <Fez> It should be a show
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think ive been capped
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn telstra idiots
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> always screwing up
25:00 <TheRon> Do they do tricks?
26:00 <Fez> Ofcoarse
26:00 <BlackDevil> oh you cant get a live view of it?
29:00 <TheRon> Did the rabbits win, they shat it in
34:00 <TheRon> But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
35:00 <TheRon> Chat you bastards
36:00 <BlackDevil> can i bend you over and insert something?
36:00 <TheRon> Ah no peg!
45:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1969215_10204024208380041_5439966035147401658_n.jpg?oh=4241545ead32c2c2e82edfb55bf49ad5&oe=54ADE033&__gda__=1420641113_d68e6d9499e5c815062f20e33f33e9e0
47:00 <Thoth> Tuna? TUNA? TUNA!
47:00 <Thoth> DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT YOU ANIMAL KILLING SCUM
50:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Twiztid : Extension Chords [Abominationz - 2012]
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> die telstra
59:00 <Mew> maybe they're just fucking with you cos they know about your leet hax0ring skillz 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> ?
02:00 <BlackDevil> you wanna fuck with me?
13:00 <stebie> eyyyyyyyy
14:00 <Picard> hi
14:00 <stebie> hi Picard
14:00 <stebie> how are you?
15:00 <Picard> ok,u
15:00 <Picard> what brings you here?\
16:00 <Kynetic> afternoon stebie
24:00 <Thoth> Urgh. Women are retarded. "Are you cooking dinner?" she asks 50 times today. So now its time to cook and she's cooking dinner. wtf
25:00 <Thoth> She's pissed off about it too like I did something wrong
25:00 <bee_girl> makes sense to me
25:00 <Picard> Thoth kill her
26:00 <Picard> then cook her likt he guy in qld did to the ladyboy
26:00 <Picard> women are stupid
26:00 <Thoth> Well if she's passive aggressive about it at all, I will passive aggressively not eat it
26:00 <Thoth> And order pizza
27:00 <Picard> throw it at her
27:00 <Picard> dont take shit from the bitch
27:00 <Picard> women are below men
27:00 <Thoth> Exactly. I kind of feel like pizza anyway
27:00 <Picard> her place is the kitchen
30:00 <British^Meat> pooped
30:00 <Thoth> Hey thats weird....
31:00 <Thoth> I just realised I know someone who looks like someone else... like they could be twins.
31:00 <Thoth> Except one is 28 and the other is near 50
31:00 <Thoth> The 50yo actually has nicer tits
31:00 <Sponge> all new homeland starts now
34:00 <Sponge> all new sims4 pirated?
37:00 <Thoth> meh... sims4 doesn't have swimming pools or toddlers
40:00 <Sponge> there were some sims4 child porn rings 
40:00 <Sponge> but doesn't explain the pools
41:00 <Sponge> they will bring out an expansion packthat you have to pay for later on
41:00 <Sponge> yes that explains it
41:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=352791001564770
41:00 <British^Meat> this is why we all need to take drugs
43:00 <ooomp> That's terrible
44:00 <British^Meat> if you dont take drugs, youre in the chicken club
45:00 <ooomp> Do pharmaceuticals count?
45:00 <British^Meat> not sure, but im kinda scared to even take panadol now
46:00 <ooomp> I mean technically they are 'drugs'
46:00 <ooomp> Alcohol is a drug too
46:00 <Thoth> palcohol is better
46:00 <Thoth> the powdered version
46:00 <Thoth> mix it with cocaine and snort
46:00 <Sponge> chicks love cocaine
46:00 <ooomp> What about talcum powder Thoth, have you ever snorted it
46:00 <Thoth> You'll pass any drink driving test :D
47:00 <Thoth> nah trying to quit
47:00 <Sponge> you can get lung cancer from snorting talc
47:00 <Sponge> contains asbestos
47:00 <Sponge> not a lotofpeopole know that
48:00 <British^Meat> do a lot of ppl snort talc?
48:00 <ooomp> Asbestos in talcum powder?
48:00 <matrix> Evening all
49:00 <Serenity> i dont think thres asbestos in talc, at least not these days
49:00 <Serenity> even a small amount inhaled which would happen with powder can cause illness
50:00 <ooomp> Google tells me not in modern talc
50:00 <Serenity> it would never be allowed
51:00 <ooomp> I wouldn't imagine so
51:00 <Skirmish> Silly things that people say .... 
52:00 <ooomp> Hello Yilmaz
52:00 <Skirmish> Hey you had red cordial lately? It's got battery acid in it. 
53:00 <doctor> i heard they make talc from the dry bone meal of a virgin sacrifice
53:00 <Skirmish> People on facebook today were up in arms because trees in melbourne were given injections to prevent them causing hayfever. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if they know just how much humans have tampered with plants. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that salt is refined using bones? 
54:00 <doctor> for your own sanity, i recommend using facebook only sparingly
54:00 <Skirmish> Salt or sugar .... let me remind myself. 
54:00 <doctor> i did not, but interesting to know
55:00 <Skirmish> sugar
55:00 <Skirmish> Refined using the pelvic bones of cows. 
56:00 <Skirmish> eat up! 
56:00 <doctor> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_char
56:00 <ooomp> Calcium infused sugar?
56:00 <Serenity> id be down for tree injections to stop me getting hay fever
56:00 <Serenity> cause that shit is painful
57:00 <Loof> do you chicks still get box pains?
57:00 <Serenity> did we ever?
57:00 <Picard> Serenity it didnt work
58:00 <Serenity> what didnt
58:00 <Picard> injecting the trees
58:00 <Picard> people still got hayfevey
58:00 <Serenity> oh right
58:00 <Loof> you never got period pains?
58:00 <Picard> now they are trying injecting the ground around the tree and spraying the leaves
58:00 <Loof> i heard they're hell
58:00 <Serenity> last time i checked period pains arent in your vagina
59:00 <Loof> ah my gf just used to call it box pains
59:00 <Loof> it's a habit
59:00 <ooomp> You should be concerned if they were
59:00 <Skirmish> What a filthy mong she must be Loof
59:00 <Serenity> and yes im sure some women still get them
59:00 <Loof> i see
00:00 <Picard> soft
00:00 <Serenity> yeah right id like to see any male put up with bad ones
00:00 <Thoth> I'm thinking I should post a photo of myself in a bikini on facebook
00:00 <Thoth> It seems a popular thing to do
01:00 <Thoth> I wish I had a hairy chest
03:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <Picard> Lwaxana hello and welcome
05:00 <Lwaxana> 4¶1,8:Þ)
05:00 <Picard> how was your day?
05:00 <Lwaxana> baxk to work tomorrow
07:00 <Lwaxana> a one period day if I am lucky
07:00 <Loof> this old asian bird on the train had a nice camtoe
07:00 <Lwaxana> schools not bad if you take the students and teachers away
07:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Ohai
08:00 <Lwaxana> well...not all of thwm...just the d***head ones
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Lwaxana, so just with office staff?
09:00 <Serenity> so school is a lot like irc then
09:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: I got a HD for my first uni assessment.  I needed to share that with you because everyone else is ignoring me. 
09:00 <Lwaxana> Serenity: you have NO idea
09:00 <Lwaxana> Skirmish topic?
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Skirmish, your mate will be awake soon.
09:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> I have a mate?
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Pucard
10:00 <Lwaxana> at least on irc I can occasionally vent at them
10:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: I would have to look it up for the statement it was written on. 
10:00 <Lwaxana> at school I have to be polite
10:00 <Lwaxana> Skirmish the gist of it
11:00 <Serenity> what do you teach Lwaxana
11:00 <Lwaxana> technology ..if I am lucky
11:00 <Loof> picj
11:00 <Loof> ouch
11:00 <Loof> sorry
11:00 <Lwaxana> english geo/history if I piss the deputy ofd
11:00 <Loof> it sucks ass
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Lwaxana, you're a teacher? Primary or highschool?
11:00 <Skirmish> How the language used by the govt to define and communicate the "war on terror" works against different people within society. 
11:00 <Serenity> aw english isnt so bad
11:00 <Lwaxana> high
11:00 <Loof> i give up on IT
12:00 <Loof> i'm just gonna draw
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Enjoy that
12:00 <Lwaxana> some days
12:00 <MysteriousShado> A room full of hormal teens
12:00 <Loof> got a wacom today
12:00 <MysteriousShado> If I teached, I'd go primary.
12:00 <Lwaxana> Loof go enjoy
12:00 <Serenity> taught
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Less psycho.
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <MysteriousShado> WHATEVER
12:00 <Lwaxana> MysteriousShado hell no...its too intense
12:00 <Serenity> i guess we've established you wont be teaching :P
13:00 <Lwaxana> at least I get peeriods off
13:00 <Loof> you dont teach when you have your period?
13:00 <Loof> :P
13:00 <Serenity> i cant fucking stand other peoples kids
13:00 <Serenity> i couldnt be a teacher
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Actually, I was considering getting my TAE and becoming a tafe instructor.
13:00 <Skirmish> There was a kid in my sons year 5 class that was such a nut bag the class had an evacuation plan for when he lost his marbles and started throwing chairs and tables around.
13:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm just getting pwnd by bills atm
13:00 <Lwaxana> I cant get over how lazy kids are these days
13:00 <Loof> pieter's life should be taught in all classrooms
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Loof, that'd be a quick lesson.
14:00 <Loof> but doesn't every generation say that Lwaxana?
14:00 <Lwaxana> huge shift ..in the 14 years I have been teaching
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Get high, beg for money in the CBD, get high, sleep.
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Repeat.
14:00 <Loof> the kids these days...
14:00 <Lwaxana> they are getting dumber
14:00 <Loof> too many gadgets
14:00 <Loof> i'm making that mistake with zac
15:00 <MysteriousShado> So you don't believe in giving kids iPads?
15:00 <Lwaxana> not sure if its the gadgets
15:00 <Lwaxana> I think its the parents
15:00 <Serenity> i dont think its the gadgets at all
15:00 <Loof> not enough love?
15:00 <Serenity> parents want everyone to do their parenting for them
15:00 <Loof> phew gadgets be safe then :)
15:00 <Lwaxana> also..the fact they cant fail
15:00 <Serenity> the amount of lazy parents ive seen with the work im having to do with my own son
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Now THAT pisses me off.
15:00 <Serenity> its astounding
15:00 <MysteriousShado> They can't fail.
15:00 <MysteriousShado> It's a joke.
15:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
15:00 <MysteriousShado> How will they learn to strive for things in life.
15:00 <Loof> your son will have the advantage don't worry
15:00 <Lwaxana> exaxtly
16:00 <Loof> learn him good
16:00 <MysteriousShado> "Why try? Someone will give it to me anyway"
16:00 <Loof> zacs spitting water everywhere again
16:00 <Lwaxana> Loof..make him betterer
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Thoth> Who is pieter anyway?
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Some junkie
16:00 <MysteriousShado> That used to live on here.
16:00 <Serenity> he still does
16:00 <Serenity> hes just realised we dont want him in here anymore
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh
17:00 <Lwaxana> pieter a charcter in Frank Herbert's Dune
17:00 <Thoth> err
17:00 <MysteriousShado> I was feeling optimistic that he actually got out and got a job
17:00 <Thoth> your description matches most the people here
17:00 <Loof> he just punched Lan in the face
17:00 <Thoth> not helpful
17:00 <Loof> nice
17:00 <MysteriousShado> I saw someone today that reminded me of him...
17:00 <Loof> :D
17:00 <MysteriousShado> A window cleaner at a set of lights
17:00 <Serenity> and i told you last night Thoth
17:00 <Serenity> you're part of the cats crew
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Abused me cause I didn't want my windscreen done.
17:00 <Serenity> your opinion doesnt count for anything anymore
17:00 <Loof> am i?
17:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I told you weeks ago, you're fat
17:00 <Serenity> and?
17:00 <Serenity> tell me something we dont know
17:00 <Thoth> exactly
18:00 <Loof> i'll be around more now serenity is back
18:00 <Loof> she's a bit of fun
18:00 <Loof> slurping over
18:00 <ManiacKiller> lol
18:00 <British^Meat> twat
18:00 <British^Meat> all the mongs love Serenity  :) lucky her
18:00 <Thoth> I was part of the adelaidesa crew until British^Meat banned me
18:00 <ManiacKiller> good
18:00 <Thoth> I almost wish it were a certificate so I could get it framed and hang it on the wall
18:00 <Serenity> British^Meat is a good man
19:00 <Serenity> he makes sound choices
19:00 <Loof> i like him
19:00 <British^Meat> u didnt add much to the room
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Certificate III in IRC?
19:00 <Loof> but i fucked up
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Longie has the Diploma.
19:00 <Loof> now he hates me :(
19:00 <Serenity> i forgot to join back there
19:00 <ManiacKiller>  to see you in your area of your own business is to be the best demonstration the
19:00 <British^Meat> welcs anytime Serenity 
19:00 <Loof> this weed is killer
19:00 <Loof> total chairlock
19:00 <Serenity> someone was frantically stalking me the other night
20:00 <Serenity> so i left
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Loof = Pieter?
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <Loof> hope my dealer didn't see me perving on his bitch
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Sure is talking like him
20:00 <Loof> my god she's like 6'2
20:00 <Loof> blonde
20:00 <ManiacKiller> similar
20:00 <Loof> lucky sob
20:00 <Serenity> pieter isnt that coherant any more MysteriousShado
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Heroin must be taking its toll.
21:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: I added beehhh to the room
21:00 <Loof> is Lumeah still with him?
21:00 <Serenity> you have no idea what youve missed lol
21:00 <MysteriousShado> :(
21:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10155404_10152298278737385_2941409726110523786_n.jpg?oh=98bf7bbd9925785f0ad06bfd51a33ba0&oe=54C7CB53&__gda__=1420894262_122d15f1194d0594a0845c38c7c610c4
21:00 <Thoth> I wonder if that'd fit me
21:00 <British^Meat> i know
22:00 <British^Meat> thats y i banned u
22:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is doing modelling now. That is why he hasn't been on irc.
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Modelling? For what??
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Junkie Weekly?
22:00 <Serenity> LOL modelling with ricki lee
22:00 <Skirmish> Here he is http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/21463c775c03633516fcf00dce6dbc88.jpg
23:00 <Loof> weird ass weather today
23:00 <Loof> was overcast but hot
23:00 <ManiacKiller> oh it  feels so good every time I murder I get happy
23:00 <Loof> omg is this pirate?
23:00 <Loof> that would be sweet
24:00 <Loof> i fried
24:00 <Loof> 9
25:00 <Thoth> Loof: yea science bitch
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Ugh.. Just found out my car is worth $6k less than the payout figure on the loan.
26:00 <MysteriousShado> There goes that idea.
26:00 <Skirmish> Got gap insurance? 
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
26:00 <Skirmish> You're all sweet then.
26:00 <British^Meat> can i have it?
26:00 <MysteriousShado> I thought that was only if you have an insurance claim?
26:00 <matrix> Evenink a
26:00 <matrix> All
26:00 <Loof> got my wacom matrix
26:00 <Loof> it rules
26:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it is. I thought you were going to torch your car. 
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha no.
27:00 <Loof> officeworks was a ripoff though
27:00 <Skirmish> Upgrading it? 
27:00 <Loof> should have ebayed
27:00 <Skirmish> Just take some negative equity over. 
27:00 <Loof> but cbf waiting
27:00 <MysteriousShado> It's not an upgrade.. Change of plan.
27:00 <matrix> Cool loofy
27:00 <MysteriousShado> I use it for work
27:00 <matrix> Thought you'd like it
27:00 <British^Meat> wot car is it?
27:00 <MysteriousShado> 2014 iLoad.
27:00 <British^Meat> iLoad?
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Hyundai
27:00 <Skirmish> Get a video camera, pick up sluts and fuck them in the back. It's the bang bus! 
28:00 <Loof> has that hover shit where you dont need to touch it with the pen
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha, the mrs might have something to say about that.
28:00 <Loof> like the notes have
28:00 <Skirmish> "Sluts copping a load, in the back of the iLoad, welcome to the bang bus"
28:00 <matrix> Yeah that's a wacom thing
28:00 <MysteriousShado> lolol
28:00 <Loof> i got stuck in the zbrush tutorials trying to copy the guy using a tablet when i'm using a mouse
28:00 <matrix> Lol
28:00 <Loof> the brush just wouldln't work the same
29:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah would do it if you asked.  You could call that shit "Harry Potter porn". 
29:00 <Loof> but the pen is ace
29:00 <matrix> Skirmish nice to see you are your usual.self
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Who's Lumeah?
29:00 <matrix> Someone who rejected skirmish
29:00 <Loof> matrix you should try zbrush anyone can use it
30:00 <Loof> it's so fun
30:00 <MysteriousShado> rofl
30:00 <Loof> like using clay
30:00 <Loof> painting on clay
30:00 <Loof> or hold in alt to cut out clay
30:00 <Loof> think it's alt
30:00 <Loof> derp
30:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <matrix> Glad you are getting your monies worth from it
31:00 <matrix> Told.you they are good :-)
31:00 <Loof> cheers man :)
31:00 <Skirmish> There's no need to pretend to be her knight in shining armour matrix. You can have lumeah2.  Only pieter has had her ... so far. 
32:00 <Loof> if i get good i want one with a screen
32:00 <matrix> I am no one's knight
32:00 <Loof> that would be insane
32:00 <matrix> Only someone told no would act as you do skirmish
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you're right. Knights are much younger. 
32:00 <matrix> Lol
32:00 <matrix> Oh skirmish you silly old fool
32:00 <Loof> skirmish is a security guard
32:00 <Loof> nuff said
32:00 <Skirmish> matrix, irc psychologist.  appointments preferred. 
32:00 <matrix> He can be security all he likes
33:00 <Loof> i'm dissing him man
33:00 <matrix> Skirmish adores me
33:00 <Loof> all security guards are mental
33:00 <matrix> He acts like a little girl in the school yard
33:00 <matrix> Teasing the boys she likes
33:00 <Loof> and i know mental
33:00 <matrix> Isn't that right little girl skirmish
34:00 <Skirmish> Of course.  Keep inhaling those farts. 
34:00 <matrix> See what I mean :-)
34:00 <matrix> He loves me bad
34:00 <Loof> cute widdle toy cop
34:00 <Loof> awwww
34:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9jhGiIAFM  <--------- Matrix
34:00 <matrix> Skirmy.   That's what i will call him lol
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park s10e02 - Enjoying the smell of your own farts (Sep 4, 2009) 0:05 - Category: Entertainment - 190,186 views - 247 likes (92.5%), dislikes (7.5%) dislikes (7.5%)
35:00 <matrix> Lol he is so obsessed with facts
35:00 <matrix> Like a little kid
35:00 <matrix> My 5 yo niece is very similar skirmy
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> Time for dinner. He will still be going when I come back. :) 
35:00 <matrix> Lol
35:00 <matrix> Enjoy yourself skirmy
35:00 <Loof> yeah skummy you little slut, stop being a tease
36:00 <Loof> give it up
36:00 <Loof> tits out for the boys
36:00 <matrix> Lol
36:00 <Picard> oh my
36:00 <Loof> it's fun to be at the YMCA
36:00 <Picard> loser central
36:00 <Loof> sing it!
36:00 <matrix> Picard isn't that every night
36:00 <Picard> good point
37:00 <matrix> Skirmish has a huge crush on me.   I can't help that
37:00 <Picard> %simba <---has he been sacked as ops?
37:00 <Loof> Skirmish wants to discover the matrix
37:00 <Picard> Skirmish loves all men
37:00 <matrix> Simba was bere this morning
37:00 <matrix> Here*
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, your mate was looking for you before..
38:00 <Loof> yeah he was, he told me to settle down
38:00 <Loof> guess pandas is out of bounds now
38:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado?
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Skirmish
38:00 <Loof> oh well i loves simba
38:00 <matrix> Pandas was here earlier too.  Very quiet though
38:00 <Picard> oh he is /ignore
38:00 <Loof> i was going on a bit
38:00 <Loof> stupid wd
38:00 <Picard> poor lad is obsessed with me
39:00 <matrix> Hi lwaxana
39:00 <British^Meat> lol ikr
39:00 <Picard> Lwaxana whats your problem?
39:00 <matrix> Didn't see you there
39:00 <Loof> my brother who's a lawyer rolls his eyes at my weed usage too
39:00 <Loof> if only this were canada
39:00 <Loof> but it isn't
39:00 <Loof> so fuck you
39:00 <Loof> :P
39:00 <Picard> * Removed *!*[email protected] from ignore list
39:00 <Lwaxana> head even
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Gonna be a shit night tonight.. Wind is here already.
39:00 <Picard> Lwaxana always lurks
40:00 <Picard> been windy here for hours
40:00 <Picard> about 2 
40:00 <Picard> blowing like all fuck now
40:00 <Picard> who knows anything about cctv?
40:00 <Loof> picard you're married remember
40:00 <Loof> despo
40:00 <British^Meat> go away
41:00 <Picard> wat?
41:00 <Loof> go fuck your wife
41:00 <Loof> then  come fuck mine
41:00 <Picard> Loof go away
41:00 <Loof> she could use a service
41:00 <Picard> i wouldnt do your wife
41:00 <Picard> she is diseased
41:00 <Loof> god knows somebody has to do it
41:00 <MysteriousShado> You live at home and are married?
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Wtf?
41:00 <stebie> shado fgt
41:00 <stebie> sup?
41:00 <MysteriousShado> stebie ya homo
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Resting after a boring day at work
41:00 <Picard> stebie use the pwoer
42:00 <MysteriousShado> U?
42:00 <stebie> same
42:00 <matrix> Stupid Internet lol
42:00 <Picard> power
42:00 <stebie> pretty much
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Fun fun
42:00 <Picard> working for a living sucks 
42:00 <matrix> Working is cool
42:00 <MysteriousShado> I enjoy working
42:00 <MysteriousShado> But only when it's busy.
42:00 <matrix> Better than being a dole budget
43:00 <stebie> i enjoy working too, but only when it's quiet
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Otherwise it's boring.
43:00 <stebie> then i can irc
43:00 <matrix> Bludger
43:00 <stebie> yay
43:00 <Lwaxana> $40 million this Thursday
43:00 <MysteriousShado> You're hardcore stebie.
43:00 <matrix> Saturday afternoon is boring as batshit though
43:00 <Picard> Lwaxana what would you do with $40mill?
43:00 <Picard> go home?
43:00 <matrix> Lwaxana I'll share with you if I win :-)
43:00 <matrix> Be nice Picard
43:00 <simba> 4:1)
43:00 <Picard> back to betazoid
43:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, living on the edge mate
43:00 <matrix> Lwaxana is a sweetie
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Totes.
44:00 <matrix> Oops. Was that out loud
44:00 <matrix> So why
44:00 <matrix> Sorry
44:00 <Lwaxana> Picard ..I wish I could rather than being stuck on this backward planet
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <matrix> Oh snap Picard
45:00 <Picard> i wish i was back on the Enterprise
45:00 <matrix> Would they take you back?
45:00 <Picard> of course, im Captain
45:00 <Lwaxana> pffftt...he is a false Picard
45:00 <Lwaxana> he is not MY Jean Luc
46:00 <British^Meat> well... he's bald
46:00 <Picard> Lwaxana we had many a steamy night in my ready room
46:00 <Picard> on the desk
46:00 <matrix> No he is not
46:00 <Picard> against the bulk head
46:00 <Lwaxana> not with you
46:00 <Lwaxana> no decorum at all
47:00 <matrix> Agreed
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard and decorum don't go in the same conversation.
47:00 <matrix> Anyone for tea
47:00 <Lwaxana> we used to have a Riker on Austnet
47:00 <Picard> the 3some we have with Deanna was amazing
47:00 <Lwaxana> matrix I have one ...thanks
47:00 <matrix> Oi
47:00 <Picard> Coffee please 
47:00 <matrix> Leave Deanna out of this
47:00 <Picard> Deanna loves cock
47:00 <Picard> she did half the crew
48:00 <Lwaxana> Picard u arent even a member of #Enterprise
48:00 <Picard> i dont like the crew in there
48:00 <Lwaxana> so stop pretending u know anything STTNG
48:00 <matrix> Picard doesn't drink coffee
48:00 <Picard> i know a lot
49:00 <Picard> tea, earl grey
49:00 <matrix> Hot
49:00 <Picard> hot!
49:00 <Picard> fucking replicator
49:00 <matrix> Lol
49:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is living a lie.
50:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
50:00 <MysteriousShado> FakePicard
51:00 <matrix> Beam me up scotty
51:00 <matrix> Oh wait
51:00 <matrix> That was original series lol
51:00 <Picard> Obrien is engineer
52:00 <matrix> Wasn't Le Forge an engineer
52:00 <Picard> yes
52:00 <Picard> Obrien was transporter 
52:00 <Lwaxana> stop mixing your series
53:00 <British^Meat> idiots
53:00 <Picard> jordie was cool
53:00 <matrix> I always prefer originals
53:00 <matrix> But tng was done well
53:00 <matrix> A completely different style
53:00 <Serenity> tng was the best st by far
53:00 <matrix> Probably because it was created by the same guy
53:00 <Picard> agreed Serenity
53:00 <Lwaxana> agreed
53:00 <Picard> i didnt like voyager
53:00 <Serenity> i didnt mind it but it wasnt great
54:00 <Picard> i stop watching it
54:00 <Janeway> and we dont like u Picard
54:00 <Picard> did they make it home?
54:00 <Janeway> yes
54:00 <Picard> who married who?
54:00 <Serenity> Q was my fave ST villain
54:00 <Picard> who died
54:00 <matrix> It went to crap when Roddenberry died
54:00 <Picard> Q was awesome
54:00 <Janeway> matrix ??
55:00 <matrix> Gene Roddenberry.  Creator of Star trek
55:00 <matrix> The franchise went to crap when he died 
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <matrix> Which was pretty well at the end of tng
55:00 <Picard> she didnt realise he was dead
56:00 <matrix> Oh 
56:00 <matrix> He died a while ago
56:00 <matrix> :-/
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Picard> Janeway is a fraud
56:00 <Picard> terrible captain
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is upset.
56:00 <Picard> i am?
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Because Janeway rejected his advances.
56:00 <Picard> why is that?
57:00 <Picard> different series lad
57:00 <Janeway> am disagreeig with matrix
57:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm referring to the nick.
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Not ST.
57:00 <Picard> we are talking st moron
57:00 <Picard> shut up 
58:00 <Picard> where has B1-not-here been?
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, you emo mate?
58:00 <Picard> are u stupid
58:00 <Picard> ?
58:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL
58:00 <MysteriousShado> So angry.
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Over IRC.
58:00 <matrix> Hmm
58:00 <Picard> i love how tards with no clue say u are angry when they have nothing else
59:00 <matrix> I disappear for a minute and Picard gets grumpy .....
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is getting furious.
59:00 <MysteriousShado> He missed you matrix.
59:00 <British^Meat> lolf
59:00 <matrix> Nah sorry I  all Skirmy's
59:00 <matrix> Lol
59:00 <Picard> lol matrix
59:00 <MysteriousShado> loll
59:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado what do u do for a living?
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Centrelink mate.
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Waiting on my next payday.
00:00 <Picard> im trying to have a decent convo here
00:00 <MysteriousShado> I want to buy a slab.
00:00 <Skirmish> lol
00:00 <MysteriousShado> And some smokes.
00:00 <Picard> why the fuck do i bother
00:00 <matrix> MysterioysShado has done a few different things
00:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes.
01:00 <MysteriousShado> I moved from Youth Allowance to Newstart.
01:00 <MysteriousShado> I felt all grown up.
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <matrix> Lol
01:00 <Picard> career minded, i like the lad
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Next stop, DSP.
01:00 <matrix> Always good to have ambition
02:00 <matrix> Dsp then age pension
02:00 <Picard> fake an injury or illness?
02:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: Then you can live the high life like B1 and buy a PS4. 
02:00 <matrix> Yeah get an advance
02:00 <Skirmish> It's a shame that Australia doesn't have $1 notes anymore.  You could pose for pictures making it rain singles. 
02:00 <milk> centrelink is only a career for staff
03:00 <matrix> Milk we are taking the piss out of everyone
03:00 <milk> why? you think being on the dole is funny and what people like?
03:00 <Skirmish> Isn't that what you get your panties in a knot when I do? 
03:00 <Picard> staff?
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes.
04:00 <Picard> why the fuck would you want to work at centrelink all your life?
04:00 <MysteriousShado> When I hit 40, I'll get on Aged Pension.
04:00 <matrix> Skirmish you just want my panties off
04:00 <Computer> oh really
04:00 <milk> Picard, you've obviously never met a public servant
04:00 <Computer> MysteriousShado u mean 70
04:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely. Stooge panties are the funniest of panties.
04:00 <MysteriousShado> That too.
04:00 <matrix> Lol
04:00 <Picard> milk i have, cant say they aspire to get a job at centrelink
05:00 <milk> well when the same guy calls you in 8 weeks in a row to check the same rental agreement with you...
06:00 <Picard> ??
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Maybe he likes you?
06:00 <Skirmish> He obviously thinks you are suss. 
06:00 <Picard> man crush
06:00 <milk> everytime he'd photocopy it, and everytime I'd have to ask for the original back
06:00 <Skirmish> What is it with you bunch of faggots and your man crushes tonight? 
07:00 <matrix> Milk it sounds like he likes you
07:00 <Picard> was his name matthew?
07:00 <matrix> Skirmish you have liked me since day one so stop it already
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard's bit on the side at Centrelink is Matthew.
07:00 <milk> was years ago
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Approves his fortnightly payment for him.
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <British^Meat> hah
07:00 <Picard> idiot
07:00 <milk> but just saying, only the staff make centrelink a career
07:00 <Skirmish> matrix: I have enjoyed amusing myself at your expense, but no more than I do others. Don't  think you're special and read more into this than there actually is. 
08:00 <Skirmish> This is why you are single matrix.  Too clingy. 
08:00 <matrix> Lol Skirmish you are a fool.   
08:00 <Skirmish> Don't get cranky just because I rejected you.
08:00 <matrix> Lol
09:00 <milk> move on
09:00 <matrix> He is far too superior
09:00 <matrix> Second only to me
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <milk> i think Serenity already drew up the #melbourne list
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> dada
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
10:00 <matrix> Possibly.
10:00 <matrix> The list will change daily
10:00 <Serenity> dont bring up that list
10:00 <Serenity> people get cranky
10:00 <MysteriousShado> List?
10:00 <Picard> if this jolly cunt wins the block its a fucking disgrace
10:00 <Skirmish> lol
10:00 <stebie> i liked that list
10:00 <Picard> where is the list
10:00 <milk> maybe we can have the television audience use twitter to give us some feedback
10:00 <Skirmish> Who gets cranky? 
10:00 <Picard> i was top 20
10:00 <stebie> if we're talking about the same list
10:00 <Lwaxana> am going to contact Foxtel and demand a refund .. am not paying for re-runs of re-runs
10:00 <Picard> shattered
10:00 <MysteriousShado> What list?
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Lwaxana, good luck.
11:00 <MysteriousShado> That's why I got rid of it.
11:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: Their pricing changes in November. 
11:00 <Serenity> the dickhead list i assume stebie
11:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, it's a list of nicknames some people supposedly voted on being nice or cunts or something
11:00 <matrix> Lwaxana time to ditch foxtel and get a on demand system 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> MysteriousShado
11:00 <MysteriousShado> rofl
11:00 <MysteriousShado> PandasDontDrive
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> my long lost love
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup homie?
11:00 <stebie> i was high on the non-dickhead side
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nada went for dinner
11:00 <Serenity> i dont have the pic anymore
11:00 <MysteriousShado> My soulmate
11:00 <stebie> if i recall
11:00 <Serenity> and im not taking a new one
11:00 <matrix> Oh the bromance
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> my soulmum
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Nice
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh i did take away tho
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasnt hungry
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
12:00 <Skirmish> http://lifehacker.com/moviebox-streams-video-torrents-on-ios-no-jailbreak-re-1641648542     <----------- I put this on my ipad. It's great. 
12:00 <Picard> who was number 1
12:00 <Lwaxana> matrix ..no scifi channel
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> now to ring fkn telstra bro
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ask y im capped..
12:00 <matrix> Lwaxana Bugger ....
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i swear these cunts.
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Fuck Telstra.
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Those indians are useless.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lwaxana y you harass my friend?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer man
12:00 <matrix> Pandas leave her alone man
12:00 <MysteriousShado> "How's this sunny weather?"
12:00 <MysteriousShado> "...it's 3am.."
13:00 <Thoth> Indians is what the shareholders wanted
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get the filipinos
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> some are nice
13:00 <Picard> Party Tricks looks like it will be alright
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh yeah I get them sometimes..
13:00 <MysteriousShado> With the fake American accent.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna call the dude that fixed shit last week
13:00 <Skirmish> ROFL "Ah hi, I am calling to ask why, my speed has been capped, like I have used all my limit up"  Oh yes, let me just look at your account.  Well, just as we expected. You've used your limit up .... dickhead.
13:00 <Picard> might watch it even with Asher Keddie in in
13:00 <matrix> They are told to speak that way
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Skirmish has to interject for attention.
13:00 <matrix> To sound less foreign
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> see Picard.
14:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
14:00 <ManiacKiller> i hear you all suck dicks
14:00 <Picard> Skirmish why do u feel the need to abuse everyone?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> so does MysteriousShado... just sayen ;)
14:00 <MysteriousShado> ;)
14:00 <Skirmish> It's not abuse if you create the lead in yourself. 
14:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
14:00 <Picard> you are not better than anyone in here lad
14:00 <Skirmish> It's pointing out that you are stupid. 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink some lead.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> pwned!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk MysteriousShado I will now attempt to call tesltra and NOT be on hold for the next twenty-seven days.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ilu
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Good luck.
15:00 <Picard> just like all of us here, no life so u tend to spend yours nights here with us other losers
15:00 <Skirmish> The fact that you go through so much effort to tell me I am not better than anyone, actually makes me feel like I am. 
15:00 <MysteriousShado> I'll see you in the nursing home..
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Still on hold.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> "The fact"
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> is something any writer knows not to write
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> "The fact of the matter" 
15:00 <Thoth> Do they still play football with aboriginal eggs?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> that means nothing Skirmish.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> it doesn't increase your intelligence.
15:00 <Picard> aboriginals lay eggs?
15:00 <Skirmish> I've never held myself up to be a writer. 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you study though
16:00 <Thoth> Yea its how they hatch
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> Got a HD on my first assessment too!  *sniffs his fart*
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I remember
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> congrats
16:00 <Thoth> Panda
16:00 <Picard> no one cares
16:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is still angry.
17:00 <Skirmish> I know nobody cares .... that is the beauty of it. 
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Over being rejected.
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor guy.
17:00 <Skirmish> For me to be happy, I don't need you to care. 
17:00 <Picard> why mentionn it?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think it's cool you did
17:00 <Picard> -n
17:00 <Skirmish> The same reason you mention a lot of the shit you do Picard.  
17:00 <Skirmish> Because I can. 
17:00 <Thoth> Picard: have you ever had scrambled aboriginal eggs for breakfast? They're pretty good
17:00 <Picard> no Thoth cant say i hav
17:00 <Picard> e
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait, Thoth
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> last night ppl wanted you banned
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf what was that about?
18:00 <Thoth> Panda
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi Panda
19:00 <Thoth> No panda
19:00 <Skirmish> Nobody wanted him banned last night. 
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmmm cheese.
19:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> kiss cheese for me
19:00 <Picard> i did.
19:00 <MysteriousShado> I love Telstra mobile.
19:00 <Picard> fuck telstra
19:00 <stebie> i love boobies
19:00 <MysteriousShado> "You have 1 missed call and 8 new voicemails"
19:00 <MysteriousShado> How does that work?
20:00 <Skirmish> I love stebie
20:00 <Picard> im jsut to lazy to change
20:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> last night some ppl wanted Thoth to leave because he used to use the nick A something, alpha numeric nick
20:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> you suck up to stebie Skirmish
20:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> stop sucking up to ppl
20:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: You haven't cleared previous voicemails. 
20:00 <Picard> Skirmish is a kiss arse
20:00 <MysteriousShado> I did, that's the thing.
20:00 <Serenity> MysteriousShado you've been here a few times lately, did the old lady let you off the chain? :P
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't suck up to anyone.
20:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> HE ATE THE OLD LADY
20:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, stop whoring yourselgf
20:00 <stebie> -g
20:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> i dared
20:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> he did.
21:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> now they are one <3
21:00 <Thoth> Panda
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Serenity, nar, long story.
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Positive one though. :)
21:00 <Serenity> im just shit stirring
21:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> Thoth
21:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> my second love
21:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up :)
22:00 <Serenity> someone told me how much he hates me i find it hilair
22:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> k
22:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> that's what the telstra lady said.
22:00 <Thoth> ffs
22:00 <Skirmish> Who hates you now? 
22:00 <Serenity> she**
22:00 <Thoth> "okay but heres more talking"
22:00 <Serenity> no one shh
22:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
22:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> who the fuck r u Thoth
22:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> I'm BaDonkinDonutz
23:00 <Thoth> I am element & pieters love child
23:00 <Skirmish> Here he goes.  Off his head on hand sanitiser again. 
23:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> arse prices iz ten bucks.
23:00 <MysteriousShado> Pieter having a child..
23:00 <Skirmish> PieterPanda in full effect. 
23:00 <MysteriousShado> That scares me.
23:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> Skirmish chill out mang
23:00 <Thoth> Panda
23:00 <couleurs> who's up 4 a lil FiFa
23:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> we used to be cool chatting til I didnt agree with you and you pulled a Loof on my ass
23:00 <Skirmish> What did we disagree about? 
23:00 <Thoth> Everything
24:00 <Serenity> i so read that as 'pulled off loof in my ass'
24:00 <Serenity> :|
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> LOL
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> pls dont give me images
24:00 <Skirmish> Freudian slip.
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha, good ol' IRC.
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Bringing men together since god knows when.
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> who is Elle Varner
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> coz i dld her album randomly
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> this shit is kewl
24:00 <Thoth> I wonder where you can buy fresh emu eggs anyway
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> emu ass
24:00 <Skirmish> Aren't they protected?
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Picards farm.
24:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> one punch
24:00 <Thoth> I think aboriginal ones are out of season
25:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> lol
25:00 <Thoth> The grand final finished
25:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> lolol MysteriousShado you seen Double Take
25:00 <Skirmish> https://www.emuheaven.com.au/eggs.htm
25:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> redneck in that movie has an emoo farm
25:00 <MysteriousShado> loll
25:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> funny as movie babes
25:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> eddie griffin n orlando jones
25:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: yea but people apparently get them somewhere
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Smoko
25:00 <MysteriousShado> This is intense.
25:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: you can buy emu meat, I don't know why you can't buy eggs
26:00 <Thoth> farmed
26:00 <Skirmish> look at the link I just put in channel. 
26:00 <Skirmish> It's an emu farm.
26:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> check this out in pm MysteriousShado
26:00 <Thoth> I was looking at that link. Should I click it now?
26:00 <Skirmish> The name of this album I am listening to is "Outlaw Gentlemen and shady ladies"
26:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> i like that title
26:00 <Skirmish> I don't link suss sites. 
27:00 <Thoth> Nothing suss aye
27:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
27:00 <Thoth> No I actually read that before you linked it
28:00 <MysteriousShado> MJsGrl, asl?
28:00 <Thoth> It says a lot of shit but doesn't say anything about buying them for non-decorative purposes
30:00 <Picard> hrrmmm
30:00 <Thoth> A complete safe and Natural product !!
30:00 <Thoth> Researchers confirm what Australian Aboriginals have known for more than 40,000 years !!!
30:00 <Thoth> Legit
30:00 <Thoth> Wait, what does it confirm? 
30:00 <MysteriousShado> I wish Disel would come down in price.
30:00 <MysteriousShado> It's been stuck @ $1.49 for ages.
30:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> yo MysteriousShado
30:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> check this out
30:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHUPq8qG32w
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Double Take (Jan 26, 2012) 2:06 - Category: Trailers - 10,073 views - likes dislikes
31:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> funny az ;)
31:00 <Picard> Thoth have u even seen how fucking big an emu egg is?
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Oki gimmi a few
31:00 <Thoth> Picard: yes, thats why I want to eat it
31:00 <Thoth> For breakfast, then I'll eat the emu for dinner
31:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> kk
31:00 <Picard> hope you are hungry
32:00 <Yilmaz> It's the equiv to about 7 large hen eggs. 
32:00 <Yilmaz> That's not a large meal.
33:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> i got soup of the day for u Picard and a chef salad
33:00 <BaDonkinDonuts> coz i love u
34:00 <Thoth> see if you complain about the meal size
34:00 <Thoth> you should be made to capture the egg
34:00 <Thoth> that'd work up a hunger
34:00 <Picard> bullshit
34:00 <Thoth> emus run pretty fast aye. and they're vicious
34:00 <Thoth> considering they have a tiny brain they're actually about 100 times smarter than panda
34:00 <Yilmaz> LOL @ imagery of a bald peter griffin chasing down an emu
34:00 <Yilmaz> ROFL
35:00 <Picard> more like 12 -14 chicken eggs
36:00 <Thoth> ahh what the fuck
36:00 <Thoth> I found a place except its in melbourne
36:00 <Yilmaz> You must have small eggs Picard
36:00 <Thoth> http://www.prahranmarket.com.au/uploads/newsletters/2010_July_in_Prahran_Market.pdf
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Looks alright BaDonkinDonuts 
36:00 <Serenity> emu eggs are huge man
36:00 <Thoth> $12 ea
37:00 <Picard> they sure are
37:00 <Thoth> all the other food they have looks really good too
37:00 <druff> depends what you compare them too
37:00 <Yilmaz> Osterich eggs are = 20-24 hen eggs. 
37:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, do you resemble Peter Griffin?
38:00 <British^Meat> lol
38:00 <Picard> cant say i do
38:00 <MysteriousShado> I read you do.
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Do you have balls on your chin mate?
38:00 <Thoth> o that bitch
39:00 <Thoth> wifey says she's had emu, and duck, and goose
39:00 <Serenity> he eggs are on average 134 by 89 millimetres (5.3 in × 3.5 in) and weigh between 700 and 900 grams (1.5 and 2.0 lb),[49] which is roughly equivalent to 10–12 chicken eggs in volume and weight.
39:00 <Serenity> you're welcome
40:00 <British^Meat> the thought of anything but a chicken egg grosses me out for some reason
40:00 <Serenity> same
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Thoth> wifey reckons they all taste the same
40:00 <Serenity> they dont
40:00 <Thoth> thats what I reckon
40:00 <Serenity> duck eggs are great for cakes though
41:00 <Picard> love duck eggs, so much more flavor
41:00 <Picard> i had ducks as a kid
41:00 <Picard> loved eating their eggs
42:00 <Lish> Picard: The basketball started today. Be excited! I can't watch big brother because I'm watching bball 
42:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah I did say 7 large eggs ... but anyway. 
43:00 <Picard> lol @ this cunt, even when he is wrong he still trys to make it look like he was right
43:00 <Yilmaz> When I am wrong, I will be the first to admit it.  Until then. Keep basking in my correctness. 
44:00 <MysteriousShado> I think Picard has a thing for Yilmaz.
44:00 <Picard> well you were wrong in the egg thing
44:00 <Yilmaz> He has a lady boner. 
44:00 <MysteriousShado> Yep.
45:00 <Serenity> 900 grams is still 12 large eggs
46:00 <Serenity> 700 is 12 small eggs
47:00 <Picard> you wont get an admission
47:00 <Thoth> oh sweet
47:00 <Thoth> one of those horrible people I know from the gun club has ducks and geese and will give me eggs
47:00 <Thoth> sucks he doesn't have any emus tho :(
49:00 <stebie> i want duck eggs, i want to raise them as my own
49:00 <Serenity> i had pet ducks as a kid
49:00 <Serenity> messy kent
49:00 <Serenity> s
50:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2zp2z3t&s=8
50:00 <paNdiS> woo
50:00 <paNdiS> uncapped
50:00 <Picard> wtf
50:00 <paNdiS> like wb dad.. fkhead :(
50:00 <Thoth> Yea while chickens eat everywhere at least they clean up a little by eating it.
50:00 <Thoth> err, while chickens shit
50:00 <paNdiS> i love it's a public holiday here
50:00 <paNdiS> blast shit loud as you like
51:00 <Serenity> we also had 6 chookies
51:00 <Serenity> 6 eggs every day and they were massive
51:00 <Thoth> Ducks and geese are heaps more messy than chickens imho
51:00 <paNdiS> LoL Picard remember Thoth's rant about you should kill the animal yourself
51:00 <Picard> 4 muslims witness' to prove rape 
51:00 <Thoth> Although chickens I don't like. They're just dumb cunts
51:00 <Serenity> chicken poops are easier to clean up
51:00 <paNdiS> If you want to eat an animal, at eighteen you should be forced to kill one.
51:00 <Picard> you can beat sex slaves,work slaves and wives
52:00 <paNdiS> raw
52:00 <Serenity> our girls were funny and they used to love pats
52:00 <paNdiS> long as a girl keeps sucking that irc dick.
53:00 <paNdiS> oops for /notice my bad.
53:00 <stebie> irc dick?
53:00 <Picard> huh?
53:00 <Thoth> paNdiS is an irc dick
53:00 <stebie> i don't miss this place
53:00 <Thoth> He thinks he's fucking others, but really he's getting fucked
53:00 <stebie> for reasons evident
53:00 <Picard> why are u here?
54:00 <stebie> Picard, just waiting for a mate
54:00 <Picard> ok
55:00 <doctor> why do we not have the courage to leave?
55:00 <stebie> good question
56:00 <Picard> yes indeed
57:00 <Thoth> Mate just eat an emu egg and stop being such a girl
57:00 <stebie> who?
57:00 <Picard> they are very rich
58:00 <Thoth> stebie
59:00 <stebie> i don't wanna
59:00 <Thoth> Embrace the femininity! Heres your first bra
59:00 <ManiacKiller> how come screwss is back
00:00 <stebie> only if i get matching panties
00:00 <stebie> wb Shado
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Cheers bigears.
00:00 <Picard> faggots
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of faggots.. Sup Picard?
01:00 <stebie> Picard, life's pretty straight without them
01:00 <stebie> like twisties
01:00 <ManiacKiller> LOL
01:00 <ManiacKiller> i see whu u did thar
01:00 <Thoth> Ever been at the bus stop, eating your eatable panties, and some old woman tells you that you're a fucking pervert?
01:00 <Thoth> I didn't even know old women could swear
02:00 <Picard> im not against trying it
02:00 <Picard> just afraid i might like it 
02:00 <Thoth> Swearing?
02:00 <MysteriousShado> I didn't even know that people sat at bus stops anymore.
03:00 <ShadowLurker> right
03:00 <Thoth> MysteriousShado: thats where I drink and meet underage girls
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i havnt been at a bus stop for what 10yrs
03:00 <wild_turkey> 0/
04:00 <MysteriousShado> On a side note, I really need to get this WiFi fixed.
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Same
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Actually, no, I tell a lie.
04:00 <wild_turkey> i had sex with ur mother~
04:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck wifi
04:00 <ShadowLurker> in teh aynoose
05:00 <MysteriousShado> WiFi saves me gettin in the roof
05:00 <MysteriousShado> And no doubt falling through said roof.
05:00 <ShadowLurker> 802.3 is where its at
07:00 <Picard> fark me
07:00 <Picard> so many choices
08:00 <DetSgtFranklins> shut up pictard
09:00 <Picard> knees bitch, and u better swallow
10:00 <DetSgtFranklins> ur an idiot
10:00 <British^Meat> heh
10:00 <Picard> for wanting head? yeah thats something u hear guys say all the time'
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, DetSgtFranklins is over 15
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Why would you ask there?
11:00 <British^Meat> :)
11:00 <DetSgtFranklins> LOL
11:00 <Picard> fuck off idiot
11:00 <MysteriousShado> You like em young.
11:00 <Picard> i thought this pedo talk crap was bannable
11:00 <British^Meat> gotta take Picard  out to pasture in #cats
11:00 <MysteriousShado> "Come to daddy!"
12:00 <wild_turkey> cum on daddy
12:00 <wild_turkey> u dirty fucker
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Serenity> wild_turkey do we have to do this seriously
12:00 <Serenity> ffs
12:00 <British^Meat> wild_turkey:  so desperate to chat :)
12:00 <Picard> wtf? wild_turkey
12:00 <wild_turkey> lol
12:00 <Serenity> MysteriousShado you cant call him a pedo -.- shh
12:00 <Picard> Serenity are u blind
13:00 <Serenity> shut up ffs
13:00 <Picard> no
13:00 <Serenity> im copping so much shit here right now i dont really give two fucks whats happening in this poxy channel
13:00 <Picard> well deal with it
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Sorry Serenity
13:00 <MysteriousShado> I'll be good.
13:00 <Serenity> get fucked
13:00 <Serenity> deal with it yourself
13:00 <DetSgtFranklins> ^
14:00 <wild_turkey> i had sex with your pet goat
14:00 <Picard> stab the cunt in the eye if they give u a hard time
14:00 <Picard> want me to come and do it?
14:00 <Lwaxana> or ban them
14:00 <Picard> shhh u
15:00 <Lwaxana> well its WHY there are ops
15:00 <Picard> its not your channel, so shhhh
15:00 <Lwaxana> to manage channels and rem0ve the annoyances
16:00 <Lwaxana> its MY network though
16:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
16:00 <DetSgtFranklins> LOL
16:00 <Yilmaz> zline picard for instant love. 
16:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmm
16:00 <Picard> shhh dilmaz
16:00 <wild_turkey> Picard had anal sex with Lwaxana
16:00 <Picard> grown ups are talking
16:00 <Lwaxana> Yilmaz for what reason...bearing in miind /motd
16:00 <Serenity> its not YOUR network lol
17:00 <Picard> Lwaxana think she has almighty power
17:00 <Yilmaz> Lwaxana: For the ultimate reason that you as a teacher would hear quite a lot.  Simply, because. 
17:00 <Picard> Longie is the man
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is playing with fire.
17:00 <MysteriousShado> And you know what they say about that.
17:00 <Lwaxana> Serenity it isnt ?
18:00 <DetSgtFranklins> its fun
18:00 <Yilmaz> AND ... because if you zlined Picard he would rage so hard. Lots of funnies to be had. 
18:00 <Serenity> last time i checked longie had the all mighty power
18:00 <Picard> i said that 
18:00 <Picard> Longie is the man
18:00 <Lwaxana> we dont zline for "fun"
18:00 <Picard> im not abusing anyone, or creating havoc
18:00 <Yilmaz> If you ever want to try it out ... Picard is always around.
19:00 <Picard> perhaps you could give it a try on Yilmaz for baiting users
19:00 <British^Meat> heh, i love how Picard  is all like "FFS guys, im trying to be normal and have secent converstations, why you all being wankers to me wah wah"
19:00 <British^Meat> classic
19:00 <Yilmaz> You need to work out what words mean before you use them Picard. 
19:00 <wild_turkey> Yilmaz is a KNOWN sexual predator
20:00 <Yilmaz> If I was a known anything you would know what my real name is.  
20:00 <stebie> lol
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <norti> roflmao
21:00 <Picard> who's next?
21:00 <stebie> me plz
21:00 <Picard> no, u stay
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Well it's a explainitary ban reason.
21:00 <Serenity> the ban reason is there
21:00 <MysteriousShado> I know lol
22:00 <Lwaxana> applied globally we'd lose half the network
22:00 <Picard> only half?
22:00 <norti> ditto lolololol
22:00 <stebie> Lwaxana is thinking conservatively
22:00 <Lwaxana> wwell u atleast
22:00 <Yilmaz> Maybe Austnet could be reborn like a pheonix and rise from the ashes?
22:00 <Lwaxana> ;p
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Hahaha
22:00 <Picard> lol stebie
22:00 <DetSgtFranklins> if you removed all the fuckheads thered be ChanOP left
22:00 <Picard> and Yilmaz
23:00 <DetSgtFranklins> Picard why do you always gotta go full retard
23:00 <Yilmaz> Experience.
24:00 <DetSgtFranklins> lol
24:00 <Picard> gees
24:00 <Picard> w
24:00 <stebie> it doesn't work as well when i do it
24:00 <Picard> nuh
24:00 <stebie> ._.
24:00 <Picard> women have more class
24:00 <stebie> lol
24:00 <stebie> and better ass
25:00 <Picard> yes
25:00 <Picard> and boobs'
25:00 <Picard> who is watching channel 10
25:00 <Picard> Party Tricks
25:00 <Picard> ??
26:00 <Moke> pwnt
27:00 <DetSgtFranklins> noone says pwnt
27:00 <Picard> moke does
27:00 <MysteriousShado> I haven't heard pwnt since I was 15 
27:00 <Picard> didnt u read it?
27:00 <Yilmaz> Moke is stuck in 1998. He does.
27:00 <Picard> moke is 14
27:00 <Picard> leave him alone
27:00 <Picard> poor kid
27:00 <Moke> pictard stfu u fat cunt
27:00 <Moke> ill kill u cunt
27:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Picard> anger
28:00 <Yilmaz> bald peter griffin look alike.
28:00 <British^Meat> can I request Picard  to be banned?
28:00 <MysteriousShado> rofl
28:00 <British^Meat> trouble user
28:00 <Moke> pictard is a retard
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Agreed British^Meat
28:00 <Moke> just like chucky that fat cunt
28:00 <MysteriousShado> He is baiting users now
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Just like he emo'd over earlier.
28:00 <Moke> he is ill kill that cunt 
28:00 <Moke> fucking retarded fucktard
28:00 <Picard> British^Meat is talking?
29:00 <Picard> well typing
29:00 <British^Meat> lol stop pretending u have me on ignore Picard 
29:00 <British^Meat> wow
29:00 <Picard> gotta love /ignore :P
29:00 <Maurice> Ignore is for pussies
29:00 <Yilmaz> http://vote.pollcode.com/44667422
29:00 <Maurice> So that makes sense
29:00 <Picard> im a pussy
29:00 <DetSgtFranklins> pretending again picard
29:00 <Picard> tigher than yours Maurice
29:00 <Maurice> I doubt it
29:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <DetSgtFranklins> I knew picard loves dicks
29:00 <Maurice> I bet 3rd world countries fall out of your clapped out arsehole
30:00 <Picard> i havnt squeezed a couple of kids out of mine
30:00 <MysteriousShado> lolol
30:00 <Maurice> Neither have I
30:00 <Yilmaz> Now he is insulting an op.  He just doesn't know when to quit. 
30:00 <Maurice> And with the wrong info too
30:00 <Picard> u havnt?
30:00 <Maurice> I haven't
30:00 <Picard> no kids?
30:00 <Picard> wtf?
30:00 <Maurice> Did I say that?
30:00 <Moke> maurice
30:00 <Picard> no
30:00 <Moke> ban pictard please
30:00 <Picard> my bad
31:00 <DetSgtFranklins> picard wrong again
31:00 <Maurice> I said none have exited my vagina
31:00 <Moke> pictard is a 40 year old fat faggot
31:00 <Picard> im not gay
31:00 <Yilmaz> Why are you such a raging homo then?
31:00 <British^Meat> Noels Caravans hey slavedis ?
32:00 <Picard> im bi  :P
32:00 <Moke> picard just kill yourself
32:00 <Picard> u should try it 
32:00 <slavedis> school holidays
32:00 <Picard> no
32:00 <British^Meat> u can keep asking, i wont ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever unban u
32:00 <Yilmaz> You're wasting your time being bi.  Twice no chance is still no chance. 
32:00 <Picard> :)
32:00 <slavedis> oh yeah?
32:00 <slavedis> u wanna be a bad ass brittney,  ill show u badass
32:00 <Picard> schools back
33:00 <Moke> picard fucking leave 
33:00 <Picard> no.
34:00 <Moke> the fucking homo just message me bit me
34:00 <Yilmaz> If everyone here treated me like they treat picard, I would never come back.
34:00 <Moke> bite*
34:00 <DetSgtFranklins> all these pretend bis here
34:00 <Moke> what a fucking homoi
34:00 <British^Meat> yer i was just thinking that Yilmaz 
34:00 <DetSgtFranklins> bet they dont take dicks
34:00 <Serenity> youre all lucky im not at home right this second
34:00 <British^Meat> if i was a regular of a channel and i just got given shit the entire time, id never come back
34:00 <British^Meat> what would be the point
34:00 <British^Meat> ?
34:00 <Moke> serenity would pwn pictard
34:00 <Moke> shitlist the faggot
35:00 <British^Meat> like why i dont join #cats, not even for a laugh
35:00 <Picard> Serenity
35:00 <Picard> i need your advice
35:00 <Moke> pictard is a poof
35:00 <slavedis> whod wanna be a part of adelaide anyway britishmeat?  its a city which is a known haven for retards and the dregs of society!
35:00 <Picard> lol slavedis
35:00 <DetSgtFranklins> whats wrong with poofs
35:00 <British^Meat> lol where did that come from?
36:00 <slavedis> Britishmeat wont unban me from Adelaide
36:00 <Yilmaz> I enjoy this part of the show. Picard knows he's gone a little too far and tries to engage Serenity like they're buddies. 
36:00 <British^Meat> i thought we were talking about channels
36:00 <Moke> pictard has no life or job
36:00 <Picard> yep unemployed 
36:00 <Moke> so hes so consumed within this online he has no concept of the real world
36:00 <Picard> living in a housing trust house
36:00 <Moke> fucking fat cunt
36:00 <Moke> you are just like chucky
36:00 <Moke> that fat retard
36:00 <Picard> i am chucky
36:00 <Moke> got pwnt hard
37:00 <slavedis> can lots of people jopin #adelaide and flood the lame channel !
37:00 <DetSgtFranklins> mokes heading for a ban
37:00 <Picard> no
38:00 <slavedis> #adelaidesa
38:00 <DetSgtFranklins> something to say moke
38:00 <DetSgtFranklins> say it here
38:00 <Moke> diaf
39:00 <Moke> go eat a chode
39:00 <Picard> oops
39:00 <Moke> ill kill u to cunt
39:00 <Picard> so angry
39:00 <slavedis> Britishmeat is trying to beat me up irl
39:00 <Picard> really?
39:00 <stebie> these winds, so scary!
39:00 <slavedis> yeah,  picking on a small guy like me
39:00 <slavedis> what a coward
40:00 <British^Meat> lol Picard 
40:00 <British^Meat> thanks for that channel flood
40:00 <British^Meat> i was getting a cuppah at the time
40:00 <British^Meat> but cheers
40:00 <Picard> windy here to stebie so id expect a few more hours of it
40:00 <Picard> started here around 2
40:00 <British^Meat> glad you're allowed in here maaaaaaaaaaaaaate :)
40:00 <stebie> Picard, aw man
40:00 <slavedis> Britishmeat is a obese sack of feral shit who picks on little guys
40:00 <Picard> pics?
41:00 <slavedis> wish i had some
41:00 <Picard> get some
41:00 <slavedis> hes a fat butcher
41:00 <Loof> slavedis is a cum dribbling fanny bandit
41:00 <British^Meat> "u mad bro"?
42:00 <Picard> stebie lol
43:00 <slavedis> i found a photo of britishmeat,  give me a minute and ill upload it for all to see
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <paNdiS> British^Meat isnt obese
43:00 <Loof> mmm who wants some cock
43:00 <Loof> no?
43:00 <Loof> no takers?
43:00 <Loof> good more kabana for me
43:00 <paNdiS> dude looks healthy as a horse.
43:00 <Loof> mmm
43:00 <British^Meat> ugh
43:00 <British^Meat> please dont paNdiS 
43:00 <paNdiS> your wish is my command.
44:00 <British^Meat> what happened to u never mentioning me again?
44:00 <British^Meat> "I KEEP MY PROMISES
44:00 <British^Meat> Arsehole
44:00 <Serenity> youre not obese tho
44:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Picard> Serenity what do i get my wife as an anniversary gift wednesday?
45:00 <British^Meat> get her on IRC
45:00 <Serenity> a big black dildo
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <Picard> i dont think she would go with that
45:00 <Loof> where's dildo?
45:00 <Serenity> how many years
45:00 <Picard> 20
45:00 <Serenity> fuck
45:00 <Picard> exactly
45:00 <Yilmaz> A black dildo. 
45:00 <Serenity> together?  or married
45:00 <paNdiS> i weep my willypiss
46:00 <Picard> married
46:00 <Picard> plus 4
46:00 <paNdiS> comes out my wee wee
46:00 <Loof> what of said dildoids?
46:00 <Yilmaz> Just get her a night in a hotel so she doesn't have to sneak around with her lover for one night. 
46:00 <Serenity> ive been married 10% of that
46:00 <British^Meat> paNdiS: fuck off with pm's
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <British^Meat> god you're an anus
46:00 <Thoth> Tinder: Not interested in casual hookups
47:00 <British^Meat> ive just closed em, so sod off
47:00 <Serenity> dont bring pm shit in channel indont wang to see it
47:00 <Serenity> want..
47:00 <British^Meat> im not
47:00 <Loof> wang on the mind
47:00 <British^Meat> im telling him to fuck off
47:00 <Loof> you wang?
47:00 <Thoth> Yea mate just tell him to go fuck himself
47:00 <Loof> derivery!
48:00 <Loof> snorlax coming
48:00 <Yilmaz> British^Meat: Watch out for Picard trying to send you corrupted files via DCC. 
48:00 <Thoth> what the hell
48:00 <Thoth> this bitch on tinder looks like she's actually balding
48:00 <British^Meat> goddamn, they're all on fine form tonight
48:00 <Picard> wtf?
49:00 <Picard> pics Tho
49:00 <Picard> th
49:00 <British^Meat> sat here minding my own business, and i got the father and son combo tag teaming me
49:00 <Thoth> nah I swiped right
49:00 <Thoth> no I mean left
50:00 <Yilmaz> lol father and son combo.  The two stooges.  
50:00 <British^Meat> the 2 P nuts
50:00 <Yilmaz> Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle dumber.
50:00 <paNdiS> take that as a no bm
50:00 <mr_superior> all bow down before me
50:00 <paNdiS> can't be a man
51:00 <British^Meat> i didnt read what u typed josh
51:00 <Loof> is that what your dad says to you all before he rapes you mercilessly mr_superior ?
51:00 <Yilmaz> Hardly anyone can.
51:00 <Thoth> btw I found emu eggs
51:00 <Thoth> so tomorrow I'm having a giant omlette
51:00 <British^Meat> and im on mibbit, so no logging, probably a blessing
51:00 <ness> hey mofos
51:00 <Yilmaz> Hey ness howzit?
51:00 <Zade> hello ness
52:00 <ness> yeah ok
52:00 <Omnipotent> bm id shut it if I was you
53:00 <British^Meat> but then i cant chat :(
53:00 <paNdiS> I have two emu eggs at mums
53:00 <paNdiS> i bought
53:00 <paNdiS> they're carved
53:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: they're not emu eggs, you're actually aboriginal
54:00 <Thoth> go play afl or something
54:00 <paNdiS> I dont like afl
54:00 <Thoth> nrl then
54:00 <Omnipotent> I know there's a lot of cocks in here
54:00 <Loof> cocks on patrol
54:00 <Omnipotent> but tonights off the chain
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h16fg_8YuxU <--- The reason why women are leaving IRC in droves.  This has been a Breaking `Ban community service announcement'
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Radiohead - Creep ("Check Your Window" IRC Stalker Version) (Oct 1, 2014) 4:03 - Category: Comedy - 262 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
54:00 <Omnipotent> mass dickbeaters in here
55:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
55:00 <Omnipotent> yes ash we all saw it
55:00 <doctor> lol
55:00 <Omnipotent> thks
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
55:00 <Thoth> o right, we should talk about football then we won't be "dickbeaters"
56:00 <Thoth> so anyway, who do you think will win the grand final this year?
56:00 <TheRiddler> rumours from saints
56:00 <Omnipotent> footys even worse
56:00 <TheRiddler> rhy stanley is up for trade
56:00 <TheRiddler> *rhys
56:00 <Thoth> I meant nrl
57:00 <TheRiddler> saints are upto trading pick 1
57:00 <Thoth> I think penrith panthers have it aye mate
57:00 <TheRiddler> membrey is being traded for a 3rd round pick to saints
58:00 <Omnipotent> and you make me feel like im the only girl in the world
59:00 <TheRiddler> and maybe 2nd rounder for o'rouke
59:00 <mr_superior> hird will be traded to the wafl
59:00 <Thoth> rhianna is the only girl in the world
59:00 <Thoth> ask her
59:00 <TheRiddler> latest in bombers is kavanagh wants out
59:00 <TheRiddler> however his name is spelt
59:00 <mr_superior> they all want out
59:00 <slavedis> ok folks, you can all now see what britishmeat looks like. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2vta9h5&s=8#.VDJ18xZQ59U
59:00 <mr_superior> watson will be the only one left
00:00 <British^Meat> most of em know anyways u mong
00:00 <mr_superior> lol slavedis
00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <British^Meat> did it take u that long to find a pic or to upload it on your dial up?
00:00 <Thoth> are the aboriginal egg balls still in good supply so the afl season can finish this year?
01:00 <paNdiS> [21:24] <Thoth> nrl then
01:00 <paNdiS> soz
01:00 <paNdiS> bk
01:00 <paNdiS> dont like nrl
01:00 <Thoth> paNdiS: nobody cares, you're playing anyway
01:00 <paNdiS> I like baseball, NFL, bball, football (soccer)
01:00 <paNdiS> oh
01:00 <Thoth> nrl or afl. pick one
01:00 <druff> netball?
02:00 <Thoth> or netball
02:00 <paNdiS> prob the only one here liverpool fan since birth.
02:00 <paNdiS> played netball once
02:00 <paNdiS> badminton
02:00 <paNdiS> hellas, indoor cricket is the best shit ever Thoth
02:00 <Thoth> you can't drink indoors
03:00 <paNdiS> hardly drink
03:00 <Thoth> that isn't cricket then
03:00 <paNdiS> look outdoor is fine if ur playing
03:00 <Thoth> nah I just like to watch
03:00 <Zade> watch cricket?
04:00 <paNdiS> do you watch how they go from famous cricketers
04:00 <paNdiS> to comercials
04:00 <paNdiS> or owning a used car lot
04:00 <paNdiS> lolz
04:00 <Zade> how do you stay awake?
04:00 <Thoth> yea man, I tape it so I don't miss anything
04:00 <Thoth> I was replays too
04:00 <mr_superior> im bored
04:00 <Thoth> watch
04:00 <paNdiS> i like mlb and nfl so i cant diss you for loving sport
05:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <paNdiS> prety over soccer now
05:00 <paNdiS> from cunts in this chan
05:00 <paNdiS> like b1 pretending to support liverpool foever.
05:00 <couleurs> fukc u
05:00 <paNdiS> ay not u
05:00 <couleurs> soz
05:00 <paNdiS> <3 u couleurs
05:00 <paNdiS> :/
06:00 <paNdiS> ows i gotta get fifa 15 this week
06:00 <couleurs> ok
06:00 <paNdiS> shrug
06:00 <paNdiS> i still like 14!
06:00 <Yilmaz> Mentally? Yes, yes you are.
06:00 <couleurs> no
07:00 <paNdiS> no?!
07:00 <couleurs> epic
07:00 <Lwaxana> every 4 days an Australian "farmer" commits suicide 
07:00 <British^Meat> dudes either go for, liverpool, man u, man city, aresenal, chelsea
07:00 <milk> mah mennal heelth needs fixing
07:00 <milk> how is your mennel heelth
07:00 <doctor> they should have come to austnet
08:00 <British^Meat> its mental health week soon
08:00 <doctor> considering how fucked up this place can be, it's very rare that anyone actually kills themself
08:00 <Lwaxana> watching QandA
09:00 <ness> i want something delish!! need to do some packing but cbf
09:00 <milk> dont know if I'll ever slip into a coma again
09:00 <doctor> medicalisation of human behaviour
10:00 <milk> but I will need treatment for the rest of my life
10:00 <milk> rest or/for whatever
10:00 <doctor> more people are being diagnosed as mentally ill, as more behaviours are catergorised as disorders or illnesses
10:00 <milk> of
11:00 <milk> the mennel heelth industry is all about medakayshuns
11:00 <doctor> easy drugs, as they've got a prohibition against most of them
13:00 <milk> I'm on the receiving end
14:00 <doctor> actually, i wouldn't call it easy - just the only way to get them 
14:00 <doctor> 'legally'
17:00 <milk> do you know what knee jerk is?
18:00 <milk> as in knee jerk reaction
18:00 <Lwaxana> even Panadol is addictive
19:00 <milk> true
19:00 <Omnipotent> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> im not sure thats true lol
19:00 <Omnipotent> its not
20:00 <milk> siezmic civilizational shifts are know to occur at milleniums 
21:00 <Lwaxana> that Panadol is adictive?? wwll it is
22:00 <paNdiS> is it
22:00 <Omnipotent> LOOL no
22:00 <ness> does anyone use Tango?
22:00 <paNdiS> what's tango ness
22:00 <paNdiS> ?
24:00 <Yilmaz> If you don't know, then the answer is no paNdiS. 
24:00 <Omnipotent> lol
26:00 <doctor> you can pop panadols out of habit thinking that they do something, but the word addiction is thrown around too loosely
27:00 <Omnipotent> ^
27:00 <Serenity> yeah Doodle im talking real physical addiction like you get from optiates/narcotics
27:00 <Serenity> you dont get that from paracetemol
27:00 <Thoth> Did somebody say Panadol?
27:00 <Thoth> Why is Panadol white?
27:00 <Thoth> Because it works.
27:00 <Lwaxana> well doctor..you take 8 panadol OSTEO each day for 3 months...then stop..and see what happens
27:00 <Omnipotent> right
28:00 <Omnipotent> thats not addiction
28:00 <ness> like messenger chat
28:00 <Lwaxana> what is addiction?
28:00 <ness> omg going thru my travel sim card, some old texts. its funny how people change
29:00 <Serenity> physical addiction is different from habitual addiction and different again from your body learning how to function by its self again
29:00 <doctor> no habit, especially when you're already down, is pleasent to kick
30:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I push panadols up my arm aye
30:00 <British^Meat> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
30:00 <Lwaxana> Thoth the humour is lost on me
31:00 <Serenity> its lost on everyone
31:00 <Omnipotent> Thoth is lost
31:00 <Thoth> Well thats what people do on long weekends. Get lost.
31:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/N0wEaIJ.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> me irl
31:00 <doctor> lucky cat
32:00 <British^Meat> lol Serenity 
33:00 <Thoth> Do cats even drink wine?
34:00 <Yilmaz> http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/286/1/b/oc_dramatic_logo_by_omnipotent_chicken-d4cozfr.jpg   <-------- me irl
36:00 <Thoth> http://i.imgur.com/avu5Otd.jpg <-- me irl
38:00 <Serenity> mmm wine
39:00 <Yilmaz> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/100_1091.jpg   <----- me rirl.
40:00 <matrix> Oh Yilmaz you're uglier than me lol
41:00 <partay> lol
41:00 <Yilmaz> Where is your picture then? 
41:00 <partay> no-one is uglier than picard
41:00 <matrix> Only a very select few get to see me
41:00 <Serenity> Yilmaz isnt ugly at all
41:00 <Yilmaz> Unless you're going to put up, you can shut up matrix. 
41:00 <British^Meat> i like his hair
42:00 <partay> wait i missed it
42:00 <partay> someone repost
42:00 <matrix> You made your photo public property
42:00 <matrix> You will get whatever comment I make
42:00 <Yilmaz> Coward.
43:00 <Thoth> hmm I guess this hard disk really was failing... 32hrs to ghost? wtf?
43:00 <matrix> Why because I don't trust any of you Bastards with my pic?
43:00 <Omnipotent> weak
43:00 <matrix> Never know what yoh will do with them
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <British^Meat> noooooo
43:00 <Yilmaz> Because you are willing to comment without putting your picture up. You're a coward.
43:00 <British^Meat> u can trust me
43:00 <British^Meat> mines been flashed around
43:00 <British^Meat> and it is a terrible photo i must admit
44:00 <matrix> I know better than to trust ppl.here
44:00 <Serenity> was it dirty dingo i think who got someones pic and spoofed all over it
44:00 <British^Meat> i do have a much better one of me in a hat with aviators
44:00 <Serenity> then took a photo of it
44:00 <partay> Serenity has seen my pic 
44:00 <matrix> I think serenity saw me years ago
44:00 <Zade> lol
44:00 <Serenity> probably
44:00 <Yilmaz> lol
45:00 <Omnipotent> this is me
45:00 <Omnipotent> http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/225/c/1/shadowlurker_cosplay__1__by_jasch_kei-d6hxdib.jpg
46:00 <Zade> parents could not afford any dental work?
47:00 <matrix> Are all those servers still part of austnet? ?
47:00 <Omnipotent> yup
48:00 <Omnipotent> ridiculous numbers
48:00 <Thoth> Does austnet still have the server linking requirements of a dedicated machine, running a 200mhz processor or better, on a T1 equiv line?
48:00 <matrix> Thought iinet pulled out
48:00 <matrix> Thoth you need minimum.throughput of 5mbps I think
49:00 <Omnipotent> iinet did
49:00 <Omnipotent> that a personal one
49:00 <Serenity> i need minimum input of wine
49:00 <Omnipotent> and dick
49:00 <Serenity> urmum
50:00 <Thoth> I input urmum
50:00 <matrix> Lol
50:00 <Serenity> minimum throughput 37 dicks
50:00 <matrix> Sure you can. Find that many in here
50:00 <matrix> But you may not want to use them
51:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt touch any of the dicks here
51:00 <matrix> Lol
51:00 <matrix> Good call
51:00 <Serenity> cept maybe doodle.. his dick is ok
51:00 <Thoth> Nobody can touch my dick here
51:00 <matrix> Doodle seems genuinely nice
51:00 <Serenity> have you seen your dick in the last 5 years?
51:00 <Thoth> You can see photos though if you say you're 14
51:00 <Serenity> oh and partay his dick is pretty
51:00 <matrix> There is only one in here I would let touch mine anyway
52:00 <matrix> And she quit a few mins ago so guess technically not here now
52:00 <Yilmaz> matrix has an old man boner for Lwaxana
53:00 <Serenity> isnt she like 500 by now
53:00 <matrix> I love Lwaxana but no it isn't her
53:00 <partay> and Serenity i would def blow over your tits if its any consolation
53:00 <Serenity> aw thanks party
53:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I think so, she's 5 years older than you right?
53:00 <Serenity> er partay
53:00 <Serenity> excuse me
53:00 <Serenity> she is like 20 years older than me
53:00 <Serenity> you rude fuck
53:00 <matrix> Lol
54:00 <matrix> Lwaxana was here when I first started just after the unet split
54:00 <Thoth> Don't be dishonest, Jesus will cry
54:00 <Serenity> .
54:00 <Serenity> how old do you think i am..
54:00 <matrix> That would have been 1998 
54:00 <Thoth> 495
54:00 <matrix> My first visit to austnet
54:00 <Serenity> i was like 12 in 1998
54:00 <Thoth> Everyone was
54:00 <matrix> Lwaxana was close to 30 then
54:00 <matrix> I think
55:00 <screwss> someone ostensibly mentioned my name but i was away for so long that its been pushed off the scrollable screen
56:00 <Yilmaz> Nope, nobody did. You're dreaming.
56:00 <Serenity> ^
56:00 <matrix> Not that I have seen
56:00 <matrix> Don't rely on highlighting
56:00 <Omnipotent> it was me
56:00 <Omnipotent> i did it
56:00 <screwss> :|]
56:00 <Yilmaz> No friends today screwss. Better luck tomorrow.
56:00 <Omnipotent> what you gonna do
56:00 <screwss> bah
56:00 <screwss> one can only try
56:00 <Omnipotent> i said
57:00 <Omnipotent> why are you allowed back in
57:00 <matrix> Can't keep.a good troll out
57:00 <Yilmaz> If at first you don't succeed, and you are you, then suicide isn't a bad option. Just remember that screwss.
57:00 <screwss> whos a troll
57:00 <Omnipotent> you
57:00 <Yilmaz> YA MUM! 
57:00 <screwss> ooo
58:00 <Omnipotent> either a troll or really really really dumb
58:00 <matrix> It is open to interpretation as to who is the troll
58:00 <Serenity> a little from column A a little from column B
58:00 <Thoth> Serenity: in 1998, when you were 12 going on 480, did you smoke the weed too? You must've been really cool on IRC
58:00 <matrix> What she said
58:00 <Serenity> i wasnt on irc in 1998 you spastic
59:00 <matrix> Serenity wasn't here back then
59:00 <Serenity> i didnt even have a computer of my own until i was nearly 19
59:00 <matrix> She came along later
59:00 <matrix> I think it was 2007 or 2008
59:00 <Omnipotent> i was here when austnet formed
59:00 <Thoth> Oh sorry, my chronology of IRC and my biography of the life of Serenity are both incorrect. Fuck.
59:00 <Thoth> When did you join IRC, Serenity?
59:00 <Serenity> i dont know
00:00 <Thoth> I have a red marking pen
00:00 <matrix> About 7 years ago wasn't it serenity
00:00 <screwss> nsw public transport needs better drug and alcohol testing for their bus drivers
00:00 <Serenity> 06 more than likely
00:00 <Serenity> my daughter was born but my son wasnt
00:00 <matrix> Hmmm was it that long
00:00 <Thoth> You had a daughter when you were 12?
00:00 <Serenity> .
00:00 <matrix> Thoth silly
01:00 <Serenity> this guy is the worst troll ever
01:00 <matrix> Lol
01:00 <matrix> He is trying to work out how old.you are 
01:00 <Thoth> not really, I can tell you're bothered :D
01:00 <Serenity> if i was any less bothered
01:00 <Serenity> id be asleep
01:00 <Serenity> you're an amature
01:00 <British^Meat> is Thoth  cracking?
01:00 <matrix> Thoth is something
02:00 <Thoth> no I am element
02:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <Serenity> you;re not
02:00 <matrix> No troll though
02:00 <matrix> Not good enough to be a troll
02:00 <matrix> I saw better trolls on oz.org
02:00 <Omnipotent> bad troll is bad and you should feel bad
02:00 <Serenity> this wine is making me fuzzy
02:00 <Thoth> Does oz.org still exist?
02:00 <Omnipotent> nows my chance
02:00 <matrix> Y
03:00 <matrix> I BE
03:00 <matrix> Oh ffs and I am sober
03:00 <matrix> I believe so
03:00 <Thoth> wtf
03:00 <Thoth> 22:59 [oz] -!- I have 347 clients and 1 servers
03:00 <Thoth> 22:59 [oz] !waix.perth.oz.org Highest connection count: 1923 (1922 clients)
04:00 <Thoth> I had an ircd about that size running on my dialup modem back in the day
04:00 <Omnipotent> shut up
04:00 <Serenity> sure you did
04:00 <Omnipotent> no you didnt
04:00 <matrix> It's not much smaller  than here
04:00 <matrix> You won't get 1900 clients on 56kbps
04:00 <Serenity> There are 9 users and 432 invisible on 9 servers
04:00 <Serenity> > 8 operator(s) online
04:00 <Serenity> > 353 channels formed
04:00 <Serenity> > I have 138 clients and 1 servers
04:00 <matrix> Sorry.  You're dreaming
05:00 <matrix> Which server is that serenity
05:00 <Serenity> here
05:00 <matrix> Which one though
05:00 <matrix> That is not the whole network
05:00 <matrix> Just one server
05:00 <Thoth> uhh
05:00 <Thoth> /lusers is the whole network
05:00 <Omnipotent> do you not know what youre reading
06:00 <matrix> Hmmm
06:00 <matrix> Ok oz.org may have a higher user base now
06:00 <Serenity> theres no one left on austnet lol
06:00 <Thoth> matrix: yea but according to the /list the largest channel is #behindbb
06:00 <matrix> This is pretty well it
06:00 <Thoth> which has 7 users
06:00 <Serenity> dead as a doornail since 09
07:00 <Serenity> oz.org has hidden channels
07:00 <matrix> Thoth doesn't show hidden chans
07:00 <Serenity> all the big ones are hidden
07:00 <Thoth> Yea but what are they
07:00 <Serenity> like im telling you
07:00 <matrix> And most are hidden here as well
07:00 <Omnipotent> theres about 8 or 10 good ppl left here
07:00 <Omnipotent> the rest are fucked units
07:00 <matrix> Omnipotent been that way forever
07:00 <matrix> That's why irc died
07:00 <partay> there use to be 12k-15k on here 10 years ago
08:00 <Serenity> channel im in one oz.org averages like 100 users
08:00 <Serenity> maybe more
08:00 <Thoth> What channel?
08:00 <Omnipotent> irs isnt dead
08:00 <matrix> It was always a battle between oz.org and austnet
08:00 <Omnipotent> austnet is
08:00 <Serenity> i already told you im not telling you
08:00 <matrix> They should have stayed as one net
08:00 <matrix> But the opers couldn't agree
09:00 <Thoth> Serenity: whats your nick on oz?
09:00 <Omnipotent> lol
09:00 <Serenity> Thoth
09:00 <screwss> Omnipotent: 
09:00 <Omnipotent> fuck off?
09:00 <matrix> Oz.org still using the old z bot chan regarding system
09:00 <matrix> Register
09:00 <Serenity> yes thank you meo
09:00 <Serenity> neo
10:00 <matrix> Use to have to be a minimum of 10 ppl in a chan and then an application to register it
10:00 <Thoth> Serenity: is it #psytrance?
10:00 <matrix> And no nick registration
10:00 <matrix> X and y on unet run the same
11:00 <Serenity> no
11:00 <matrix> No it was X and w.   De
11:00 <matrix> Fool
11:00 <matrix> Me that it is
11:00 <matrix> Everyone wanted the X registration for some reason
11:00 <matrix> W was just as good though
13:00 <matrix> Anyway time for me to sleep
13:00 <matrix> Night all
13:00 <British^Meat> sweet dreams
14:00 <British^Meat> dont let the bed bugs bite
14:00 <British^Meat> if they do, do a poo
14:00 <British^Meat> put it in a cornish stew
14:00 <British^Meat> oh, nm
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Maurice> :o
15:00 <Maurice> I almost thought Doodle had changed nicks
15:00 <British^Meat> u know i love my bottom
15:00 <Omnipotent> on;ly at xmas time
16:00 <Omnipotent> do you put things in ur bottom
16:00 <Thoth> awww yum
16:00 <Thoth> I have all this puss dripping out my finger
16:00 <British^Meat> sometimes i turn on my bottom
16:00 <British^Meat> and watch it all day
16:00 <Maurice> Andddd it'ssss another brussel sprout!
16:00 <British^Meat> then i take my bottom out and it lives on the shelf collecting dust
17:00 <British^Meat> SPROUTS MEXICANE!!
18:00 <Thoth> err
19:00 <Thoth> I forgot oz.org is so backwards
19:00 <Thoth> You'd think they're all terrorists cause they're in hiding
19:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl 
19:00 <Omnipotent> they dont want the likes of you there
19:00 <bee_girl> Hi couleurs :)
22:00 <couleurs> Good.
23:00 <bee_girl> Me too
23:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
24:00 <bee_girl> iP6!!!!!!!
25:00 <Fez> You know how sequels suck?
25:00 <Thoth> Serenity: I will be nice to panda if you tell me the name of this secret irc gold
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <bee_girl> Yes Fez 
25:00 <Thoth> I will stop talking forever?
25:00 <Serenity> dude i went there to get away from you freaks
25:00 <Serenity> not invite you
27:00 <Thoth> aww
27:00 <Thoth> but surely you miss us
27:00 <Thoth> How about if you don't tell me, and I find out, I will tell everyone what it is?
27:00 <Serenity> sure
28:00 <Fez> Irc gold? Is there such a thing?
28:00 <bee_girl> Apparently si
30:00 <couleurs> i'm irc gold
30:00 <Fez> Oh ok
31:00 <Fez> I hate gold
31:00 <partay> couleurs your irc mould
32:00 <couleurs> gold mould!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <bee_girl> Couleurs is irc gold
33:00 <Fez> Im irc bold
33:00 <Fez> Not really
33:00 <Fez> It just rhymed with gold
34:00 <couleurs> thank u
34:00 <Fez> Bee girl is half gold
34:00 <bee_girl> I'm sure irl he is a pain in the arse though ;)
34:00 <bee_girl> Why.... Thank u fez 
35:00 <Fez> You think its yellow but its gold
35:00 <couleurs> better than a pain in the feet!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Fez> And the black is black gold
35:00 <bee_girl> That's true couleurs though not sure I can help out with arse pain 
36:00 <Fez> Oily gold
36:00 <Fez> Wonder what thatd go for an oz.
37:00 <bee_girl> I have no idea fez 
37:00 <Yilmaz> Nawwwww nearly got a tear in my eye then.  
39:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/c1JqVWf.png
39:00 <couleurs> yay
39:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1920594_10154725756890078_474837172191478943_n.png?oh=fa811dccf7b65e1cd5c96018c7b3765b&oe=54C00F70&__gda__=1422857465_d2c5c48ab536ef5e0862acbc2305a620
40:00 <paNdiS> bai
40:00 <paNdiS> <3 u couleurs
40:00 <couleurs> bye dickhaed
42:00 <Yilmaz> lol the oatmeal rocks
43:00 <Yilmaz> http://theoatmeal.com/blog/save_the_world    <-------- considering buying this one.
46:00 <Yilmaz> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-06/my-little-pony-attract-male-fans-known-as-bronies/5794106    <-------- Picard was right, he DOES train horses!
47:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1507161419529511
47:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha, yer i can imagine picard and bronies
50:00 <Yilmaz> They say that water cannot be created or destroyed. The water we have now is the same water that existed hundreds of millions of years ago. That means every time I drank, or bathed, or wept ... it was all dionsaur pee. 
51:00 <bee_girl> Very profound Yilmaz 
51:00 <Yilmaz> http://theoatmeal.com/comics/living_significant_other   <----- LOL
52:00 <Fez> Pee isnt water
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