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00:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not right in the head
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm writing 3
00:00 <Bastardly_One> as we speak
00:00 <Bastardly_One> with PlaySchool quotes
00:00 <doctor> you're fine in the head :) just morally bankrupt
00:00 <Vagisil> lmao
00:00 <Loof> michael jackson didn't want to rape those boys
00:00 <Fez> Play school creek
00:00 <Loof> but somebody had to do it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> know what doctor
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a complement 
00:00 <Floss> Omg poor lol
00:00 <Fez> The early yrs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:01 <Loof> they do it for the children
00:04 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:05 <Loof> :P
00:10 <Bastardly_One> and the laugh after it
00:13 <Vagisil> yep
00:16 <Bastardly_One> the cackle
00:24 <Bastardly_One> I am not right in the head
00:31 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:35 <Bastardly_One> I'm writing 3
00:38 <Bastardly_One> as we speak
00:42 <Bastardly_One> with PlaySchool quotes
00:51 <doctor> you're fine in the head :) just morally bankrupt
00:53 <Vagisil> lmao
00:58 <Loof> michael jackson didn't want to rape those boys
01:00 <Floss> Loof* my phone thinks your name should be poor.
01:00 <Vagisil> lol
01:00 <doctor> yeah morals are for the unwashed masses
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is fucked up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes your brother look good
01:00 <Vagisil> im boss as fuck
01:00 <Floss> Hmm
01:01 <Fez> Play school creek
01:02 <Loof> but somebody had to do it
01:04 <Bastardly_One> know what doctor
01:10 <Bastardly_One> that's a complement
01:11 <Floss> Omg poor lol
01:12 <Fez> The early yrs
01:12 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:33 <Floss> Loof* my phone thinks your name should be poor.
01:35 <Vagisil> lol
01:39 <doctor> yeah morals are for the unwashed masses
01:40 <Bastardly_One> Loof is fucked up
01:48 <Bastardly_One> he makes your brother look good
01:52 <Vagisil> lol
01:56 <Vagisil> im boss as fuck
02:00 <Vagisil> im just happy to be earning more money than the mrs again lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> similar people too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> always wrong
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and hate to be wrong
02:00 <Vagisil> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you pimping yourself out to miners eh?
02:00 <Vagisil> Nah.. selling mangos lol
02:01 <Floss> Hmm
02:23 <Vagisil> im just happy to be earning more money than the mrs again lol
02:23 <Bastardly_One> similar people too
02:26 <Bastardly_One> always wrong
02:29 <Bastardly_One> and hate to be wrong
02:32 <Vagisil> lol
02:55 <Bastardly_One> you pimping yourself out to miners eh?
03:00 <Vagisil> got a mango tree in the front yard with like.. 100 fruit on it
03:00 <Floss> Does mangoes mean your balls
03:00 <Vagisil> LOL
03:18 <Vagisil> Nah.. selling mangos lol
03:24 <Vagisil> got a mango tree in the front yard with like.. 100 fruit on it
03:38 <Floss> Does mangoes mean your balls
03:41 <Vagisil> LOL
05:00 <Loof> 10 degrees and she turns the fucking heating off
05:00 <Floss> No heat for loof
05:00 <Bastardly_One> probably thinks you have enough fat to be warm
05:00 <Loof> fucked up a picture i've been working on for days cause i didn't realise i was shaking
05:38 <Loof> 10 degrees and she turns the fucking heating off
05:51 <Floss> No heat for loof
05:57 <Bastardly_One> probably thinks you have enough fat to be warm
05:57 <Loof> fucked up a picture i've been working on for days cause i didn't realise i was shaking
06:00 <Floss> How do you not realize you are shaking
06:00 <Vagisil> lol its like 30c here atm
06:00 <Loof> to absorbed in the work
06:00 <Loof> i dont even blink
06:00 <Loof> when i'm drawing
06:00 <Floss> But wouldnt u notice the work being squiggly lines
06:00 <Vagisil> 830pm... 30.3 celcius
06:00 <Loof> only when it was too late
06:25 <Floss> How do you not realize you are shaking
06:36 <Vagisil> lol its like 30c here atm
06:37 <Loof> to absorbed in the work
06:49 <Loof> i dont even blink
06:53 <Loof> when i'm drawing
07:00 <Loof> and i fucked the mouth up totally
07:00 <Floss> Mmk
07:00 <Vagisil> fuckin mouths
07:00 <Vagisil> my throats still fucked
07:00 <Floss> Lol now its a mouth like the yip yip martians on sesame street
07:00 <Vagisil> from july
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Floss> There I helped
07:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ
07:00 <Loof> brrrrr
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sesame Street: The Martians Discover a Telephone (Dec 18, 2009) 2:53 - Category: Entertainment - 3,268,750 views - likes (97.8%), dislikes (2.2%)
07:01 <Floss> But wouldnt u notice the work being squiggly lines
07:02 <Vagisil> 830pm... 30.3 celcius
07:16 <Loof> only when it was too late
07:21 <Loof> and i fucked the mouth up totally
07:23 <Floss> Mmk
07:38 <Vagisil> fuckin mouths
07:40 <Vagisil> my throats still fucked
07:44 <Floss> Lol now its a mouth like the yip yip martians on sesame street
07:45 <Vagisil> from july
07:49 <Loof> lol
07:50 <Floss> There I helped
08:00 <Loof> 30 degrees *drools*
08:00 <Loof> perfect temp
08:00 <Vagisil> had a storm last night
08:00 <Vagisil> about 9pm-3am thunderstorm
08:00 <Vagisil> fuck it was brilliant
08:00 <Bastardly_One> throat is still fucked from thrush eh?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stop cock sucking then
08:00 <Loof> i'm going to move as north as i can one day
08:00 <Vagisil> no cunt knows what it is
08:00 <Vagisil> had a ct scan in perth the other day
08:00 <Vagisil> just finished recovering from the contrast dye
08:00 <Bastardly_One> thrush
08:06 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ
08:07 <Loof> brrrrr
08:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sesame Street: The Martians Discover a Telephone (Dec 18, 2009) 2:53 - Category: Entertainment - 3,268,750 views - likes (97.8%), dislikes (2.2%)
08:15 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Quit:
08:21 <Loof> 30 degrees *drools*
08:34 <Loof> perfect temp
08:37 <Vagisil> had a storm last night
08:44 <Vagisil> about 9pm-3am thunderstorm
08:47 <Vagisil> fuck it was brilliant
08:58 <Bastardly_One> throat is still fucked from thrush eh?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> from cock sucking
09:00 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <Vagisil> dont u know im a passive poof ffs
09:00 <Floss> Its not worth the money
09:00 <Floss> For your throat health
09:03 <Bastardly_One> stop cock sucking then
09:04 <Loof> i'm going to move as north as i can one day
09:06 <Vagisil> no cunt knows what it is
09:10 <Vagisil> had a ct scan in perth the other day
09:17 <Vagisil> just finished recovering from the contrast dye
09:17 <Bastardly_One> thrush
09:23 <Bastardly_One> from cock sucking
09:24 <Vagisil> lol
09:58 <Vagisil> dont u know im a passive poof ffs
10:00 <Vagisil> i felt so guilty at skg
10:00 <Vagisil> my doctor put on the slip please bulk bill
10:05 <Floss> Its not worth the money
10:17 <Floss> For your throat health
10:28 <Vagisil> i felt so guilty at skg
10:34 <Vagisil> my doctor put on the slip please bulk bill
11:00 <Vagisil> going to hosp here tomorrow to get results.. def something going on in my trachea though.. can push on my adams apple and its like theres a bunch of sticks behind it
11:00 <Floss> Dick sticks
11:00 <Floss> Maybe sheets of dry spermies
11:37 <Vagisil> going to hosp here tomorrow to get results.. def something going on in my trachea though.. can push on my adams apple and its like theres a bunch of sticks behind it
12:00 <Floss> Did they preg test u
12:03 <Floss> Dick sticks
12:12 <Floss> Maybe sheets of dry spermies
12:29 <Floss> Did they preg test u
13:00 <Bastardly_One> stop ignoring your sister
13:00 <Floss> He's thinking of something mean to say give him time
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we could be here forever then
13:00 <Floss> But no its weird about ur throat hope it gets better
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's attempting to think
13:40 <Bastardly_One> stop ignoring your sister
13:58 <Floss> He's thinking of something mean to say give him time
14:00 <Floss> Thinking might make his throat hurt
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:15 <Bastardly_One> we could be here forever then
14:16 <Floss> But no its weird about ur throat hope it gets better
14:20 <Bastardly_One> if he's attempting to think
14:48 <Floss> Thinking might make his throat hurt
15:00 <Floss> Rip the tonsils out
15:00 <Vagisil> nah gp reckons ive done damage to the back of my throat when i used to vomit all the time
15:00 <Vagisil> ie the ct scan
15:00 <Bastardly_One> possible
15:00 <Vagisil> hopefully no mri
15:00 <doctor> need a new throat
15:00 <Loof> why did you vomit all the time?
15:00 <Loof> bulemic?
15:00 <Vagisil> nah
15:00 <Vagisil> had a dose of agorophobia
15:06 <Vagisil> lol
15:21 <Floss> Rip the tonsils out
15:26 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMP
15:33 <Vagisil> nah gp reckons ive done damage to the back of my throat when i used to vomit all the time
15:43 <Vagisil> ie the ct scan
15:51 <Bastardly_One> possible
15:52 <Vagisil> hopefully no mri
15:58 <doctor> need a new throat
16:00 <Vagisil> used to throw up checking the letter box
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and plus
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't fit in one?
16:00 <Vagisil> or hearing a dial tone
16:00 <Loof> i sometimes puke for no apparent reason
16:00 <Loof> rarely though
16:00 <Vagisil> or going to an address i havent been to before
16:00 <Vagisil> or sitting in traffic
16:03 <Loof> why did you vomit all the time?
16:09 <Loof> bulemic?
16:11 <Vagisil> nah
16:14 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
16:18 <Vagisil> had a dose of agorophobia
16:25 <Vagisil> used to throw up checking the letter box
16:37 <Bastardly_One> and plus
16:41 <Bastardly_One> you can't fit in one?
16:42 <Vagisil> or hearing a dial tone
16:51 <Loof> i sometimes puke for no apparent reason
16:59 <Loof> rarely though
17:00 <Floss> Walking around naked in public makes me nervous
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Floss> But I do it anyway
17:00 <Loof> it's because leaving the house sucks
17:00 <Loof> nothing but trouble out there
17:00 <Vagisil> i still get the feeling every once in a while
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you should get a mental health check too
17:01 <Vagisil> or going to an address i havent been to before
17:09 <Vagisil> or sitting in traffic
17:35 <Floss> Walking around naked in public makes me nervous
17:37 <Vagisil> lol
17:41 <Floss> But I do it anyway
17:42 <Loof> it's because leaving the house sucks
17:46 <Loof> nothing but trouble out there
17:55 <Vagisil> i still get the feeling every once in a while
18:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> take that as being serious not a diss
18:00 <Floss> Preg test mental health test
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that shit aint normal
18:00 <Floss> Cover all bases
18:00 <Vagisil> yeh im over it now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer acute anxiety disorder
18:00 <Vagisil> getting on a plane still makes me sick
18:00 <Vagisil> like.. before taking off
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm from what I hear
18:00 <Bastardly_One> your shit is episodic
18:00 <Vagisil> but thats about it
18:00 <Floss> Have you ever considered that you may be a hysterical woman?
18:00 <Vagisil> LOL
18:17 <Bastardly_One> I think you should get a mental health check too
18:25 <Vagisil> lol
18:32 <Bastardly_One> take that as being serious not a diss
18:36 <Floss> Preg test mental health test
18:40 <Bastardly_One> nuh, that shit aint normal
18:42 <Floss> Cover all bases
18:46 <Vagisil> yeh im over it now
18:57 <Bastardly_One> I suffer acute anxiety disorder
18:58 <Vagisil> getting on a plane still makes me sick
19:00 <Vagisil> its remanifested itself as claustrophobia
19:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
19:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:01 <Vagisil> like.. before taking off
19:03 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm from what I hear
19:09 <Bastardly_One> your shit is episodic
19:09 <Vagisil> but thats about it
19:10 <Floss> Have you ever considered that you may be a hysterical woman?
19:13 <Vagisil> LOL
19:28 <Vagisil> its remanifested itself as claustrophobia
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19:56 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
19:59 <Vagisil> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then the car would be too small
20:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
20:00 <Floss> How small a space are we talking
20:00 <Vagisil> yeh it is sometimes
20:00 <Vagisil> airbridges freak me out
20:00 <Loof> teenagers freak me out
20:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing to do with being a man or shit 
20:00 <Vagisil> lol i know that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get your mental health checked too
20:21 <Bastardly_One> then the car would be too small
20:22 <Bastardly_One> etc
20:26 <Floss> How small a space are we talking
20:30 <Vagisil> yeh it is sometimes
20:40 <Vagisil> airbridges freak me out
20:57 <Loof> teenagers freak me out
20:59 <Vagisil> lol
21:00 <Vagisil> i used to spew probably 10 20 times a day
21:00 <doctor> teenagers are beautiful on the televisions, but in real life they're hideous
21:00 <Floss> Omg teenagers *shudders* they all smell and have horrendous sassy little know it all attitudes
21:00 <Loof> every time i go on public transport i'm surround by the horrid little creatures
21:00 <Vagisil> youd know ur dating one :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> teenagers in this city are pretty harmless actually
21:00 <Vagisil> yeh actually the bus plane got me the other day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> smart arses but what teenagers aren't?
21:11 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing to do with being a man or shit
21:14 <Vagisil> lol i know that
21:19 <Bastardly_One> I'd get your mental health checked too
21:22 <Vagisil> i used to spew probably 10 20 times a day
21:23 <doctor> teenagers are beautiful on the televisions, but in real life they're hideous
21:54 <Floss> Omg teenagers *shudders* they all smell and have horrendous sassy little know it all attitudes
22:00 <doctor> they're self absorbed but so was I
22:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10351879_10152452526555954_982756818150252972_n.jpg?oh=cb19c7d223a055cfbb4143a008be1c09&oe=54BDB74A
22:00 <Vagisil> oh ffs
22:00 <Floss> I bathed though I remember that clearly
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they have their group punch ons
22:00 <doctor> just sweaty, smelly, greasy, noisey - same as any human
22:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10351879_10152452526555954_982756818150252972_n.jpg
22:00 <Vagisil> thatll do lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not like going around harrassing people or anything
22:00 <Vagisil> or not
22:00 <Vagisil> did the first one work
22:02 <Loof> every time i go on public transport i'm surround by the horrid little creatures
22:03 <Vagisil> youd know ur dating one :P
22:06 <Bastardly_One> teenagers in this city are pretty harmless actually
22:12 <Vagisil> yeh actually the bus plane got me the other day
22:20 <Bastardly_One> smart arses but what teenagers aren't?
22:31 <doctor> they're self absorbed but so was I
22:40 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10351879_10152452526555954_982756818150252972_n.jpg?oh=cb19c7d223a055cfbb4143a008be1c09&oe=54BDB74A
22:44 <Vagisil> oh ffs
22:46 <Floss> I bathed though I remember that clearly
22:48 <Bastardly_One> they have their group punch ons
22:53 <doctor> just sweaty, smelly, greasy, noisey - same as any human
22:56 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10351879_10152452526555954_982756818150252972_n.jpg
22:58 <Vagisil> thatll do lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not like going around harrassing people or anything
23:00 <Vagisil> the beaut thing about that flight was.. that bus was the entire passenger list
23:00 <Vagisil> 125 seater plane.. and 30 odd passengers
23:00 <Floss> Play corners
23:00 <Vagisil> we spent an extra 15 minutes on the ground waiting for the attendants to juggle people around to put them on the exit row
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
23:00 <doctor> the adults once told me that I should enjoy my younger years - as they don't last and then you become old - but from what I recall, being a teenager was horrible
23:05 <Vagisil> or not
23:08 <Vagisil> did the first one work
23:32 <Vagisil> the beaut thing about that flight was.. that bus was the entire passenger list
23:40 <Vagisil> 125 seater plane.. and 30 odd passengers
23:54 <Floss> Play corners
24:00 <Loof> gotta be qld, such bad fashion sense
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 12:25 and I am yawning like all hell
24:00 <doctor> certainly wouldn't want to go through that all again
24:00 <Loof> on those passengers
24:00 <Vagisil> perth lol
24:00 <Loof> ah
24:00 <Vagisil> perth to broome flight :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> youth is wasted on the young
24:00 <Loof> one guy actually has a fishing shirt on lol
24:00 <doctor> old people just forget
24:09 <Vagisil> we spent an extra 15 minutes on the ground waiting for the attendants to juggle people around to put them on the exit row
24:14 <Bastardly_One> ffs
24:18 <doctor> the adults once told me that I should enjoy my younger years - as they don't last and then you become old - but from what I recall, being a teenager was horrible
24:25 <Loof> gotta be qld, such bad fashion sense
24:28 <Bastardly_One> it's only 12:25 and I am yawning like all hell
24:29 <doctor> certainly wouldn't want to go through that all again
24:30 <Loof> on those passengers
24:36 <Vagisil> perth lol
24:38 <Loof> ah
24:49 <Vagisil> perth to broome flight :P
24:53 <Bastardly_One> youth is wasted on the young
24:59 <Loof> one guy actually has a fishing shirt on lol
25:00 <Loof> tackle world
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the elderly
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who just do not care
25:00 <Floss> That needs to be the name of a gay bar
25:00 <doctor> reminisce on new experiences, that's all. when you're old and conservative you can still experience new things, it's just more painful
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Floss
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it does
25:00 <Floss> I know right
25:11 <doctor> old people just forget
25:26 <Loof> tackle world
25:34 <Bastardly_One> I love the elderly
25:41 <Bastardly_One> who just do not care
25:42 <Floss> That needs to be the name of a gay bar
25:54 <doctor> reminisce on new experiences, that's all. when you're old and conservative you can still experience new things, it's just more painful
25:59 <Bastardly_One> lol Floss
26:00 <doctor> young people only have more resilience due to their naivety
26:00 <Loof> ignorance is bliss
26:00 <Loof> till one day
26:00 <Loof> SMACK
26:00 <Floss> All the young ones are having babies at 13 theycant be very smart 
26:00 <doctor> yeah, then the horrors of life make themselves known
26:01 <Bastardly_One> it does
26:20 <Floss> I know right
26:36 <doctor> young people only have more resilience due to their naivety
26:51 <Loof> ignorance is bliss
26:58 <Loof> till one day
27:00 <Floss> Gummint man pay for it all good
27:00 <Loof> my sister was dating a 20 year old at 14
27:00 <Loof> my mother didn't do shit
27:00 <Vagisil> cough*
27:00 <Loof> i should bash that cunt
27:00 <doctor> they should go back to the fields and harvest their livelihood!
27:00 <Floss> I was 15 partner 24 we were together 7 years though
27:00 <Floss> And no kids
27:01 <Loof> SMACK
27:10 <Floss> All the young ones are having babies at 13 theycant be very smart
27:17 <doctor> yeah, then the horrors of life make themselves known
27:38 <Floss> Gummint man pay for it all good
27:50 <Loof> my sister was dating a 20 year old at 14
27:57 <Loof> my mother didn't do shit
28:05 <Vagisil> cough*
28:12 <Loof> i should bash that cunt
28:12 <doctor> they should go back to the fields and harvest their livelihood!
28:14 <Floss> I was 15 partner 24 we were together 7 years though
28:19 <Floss> And no kids
29:00 <Floss> Its deff not ideal though
29:00 <Loof> my wife and i are identical age
29:00 <doctor> only animals (excluding humans) are free to breed without consequence
29:32 <Floss> Its deff not ideal though
30:00 <Loof> sex costs money
30:00 <fletcher> something you do not have Loof
30:00 <Loof> if you're homeless nobody wants your asws
30:00 <Loof> ass
30:00 <Floss> Depends on the sex lol
30:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMB4bRrkZRg
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Keep on movin' - Five (Subtitulos en español) (Mar 2, 2014) 3:24 - Category: Music - 5,543 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
30:07 <Loof> my wife and i are identical age
30:09 <doctor> only animals (excluding humans) are free to breed without consequence
30:38 <Loof> sex costs money
31:00 <Floss> Lol in spanish
31:05 <fletcher> something you do not have Loof
31:05 <Loof> if you're homeless nobody wants your asws
31:06 <Loof> ass
31:07 <Floss> Depends on the sex lol
31:13 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMB4bRrkZRg
31:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Keep on movin' - Five (Subtitulos en español) (Mar 2, 2014) 3:24 - Category: Music - 5,543 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
31:26 <Floss> Lol in spanish
32:00 <Loof> numbness is finally starting to go from my fingers
33:00 <Floss> Do u have nerve damage or something
33:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc
33:00 <Loof> nope just shitty circulation in cold weather
33:16 <Loof> numbness is finally starting to go from my fingers
34:00 <Floss> Do u have nerve damage or something
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You (Oct 5, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 35,623,585 views - likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
34:00 <Loof> hands go numb in the cold
34:00 <Bastardly_One> these cookies
34:00 <Loof> and purple
34:00 <Floss> U need warm gloves. I have some that heat up for work
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if I go quiet
34:00 <Floss> Very relaxing
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34:19 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc
34:20 <Loof> nope just shitty circulation in cold weather
34:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You (Oct 5, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 35,623,585 views - likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
34:26 <Loof> hands go numb in the cold
34:57 <Bastardly_One> these cookies
34:58 <Loof> and purple
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in a diabetic coma
35:00 <Loof> cant type with gloves
35:00 <Loof> i had fingerless but i lost one
35:00 <Floss> I have gloves I can still wear when I use my phone
35:00 <Floss> There's a different fabric on the fingertips
35:00 <Vagisil> see that new battery
35:00 <Loof> cool
35:00 <Floss> I didn't realize till the saleslady pointed it out
35:00 <Vagisil> these random cunts replaced the anode in a lithium ion battery with titanium oxide nanorods
35:08 <Floss> U need warm gloves. I have some that heat up for work
35:12 <Bastardly_One> if I go quiet
35:15 <Floss> Very relaxing
35:21 <Bastardly_One> I'm in a diabetic coma
35:23 <Loof> cant type with gloves
35:30 <Loof> i had fingerless but i lost one
35:42 <Floss> I have gloves I can still wear when I use my phone
35:53 <Floss> There's a different fabric on the fingertips
35:59 <Vagisil> see that new battery
36:00 <Loof> cool
36:00 <Vagisil> charges to 70% in 20 seconds
36:00 <Vagisil> retail market in 24 months
36:00 <Loof> nice
36:00 <Loof> no do it for cars
36:00 <Vagisil> titanium dioxide*
36:00 <Vagisil> yeh they have
36:00 <Vagisil> charge a car up in 5 minutes
36:08 <Floss> I didn't realize till the saleslady pointed it out
36:17 <Vagisil> these random cunts replaced the anode in a lithium ion battery with titanium oxide nanorods
36:21 <Vagisil> charges to 70% in 20 seconds
36:31 <Vagisil> retail market in 24 months
37:00 <Loof> nice
37:00 <Loof> sweet :D
37:00 <Vagisil> still need the wattage to do it though i guess
37:10 <Loof> no do it for cars
37:11 <Vagisil> titanium dioxide*
37:15 <Vagisil> yeh they have
37:20 <Vagisil> charge a car up in 5 minutes
37:24 <Loof> sweet :D
38:00 <Loof> i need coffee
38:00 <Loof> i need a cig
38:00 <Vagisil> but could theoretically charge ur phone with 240v 0.5 amp... 120 watts
38:00 <Loof> but meh
38:00 <Loof> my s5 charges in an hour
38:05 <Vagisil> still need the wattage to do it though i guess
38:28 <Loof> i need coffee
38:32 <Loof> i need a cig
38:34 <Vagisil> but could theoretically charge ur phone with 240v 0.5 amp... 120 watts
38:34 <Loof> but meh
39:00 <Loof> 5 mins would be sweet
39:00 <Vagisil> yeh thats standard for 2ish amp battery
39:00 <Vagisil> 70% in 20 seconds lol
39:00 <Loof> 20 seconds lol
39:00 <Vagisil> oh.. and it lasts for 10 000 cycles
39:00 <Loof> fuck
39:00 <Vagisil> instead of 500
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Loof> too awesome
39:15 <Loof> my s5 charges in an hour
39:25 <Loof> 5 mins would be sweet
39:27 <Vagisil> yeh thats standard for 2ish amp battery
39:52 <Vagisil> 70% in 20 seconds lol
40:00 <Loof> i'm not buying another laptop or phone until it has that shit
40:00 <Floss> I fqrted it smelled like peanuts and fish
40:00 <Vagisil> and theyre cheaper to make than typical lithium ion cells
40:00 <Loof> Floss very ladylike
40:00 <Vagisil> did u hear about the japs the other week dicking around with nanorods
40:00 <Floss> I'm a lady
40:00 <Floss> I press flowers and stroke kittens and shit
40:02 <Loof> 20 seconds lol
40:02 <Vagisil> oh.. and it lasts for 10 000 cycles
40:04 <Loof> fuck
40:04 <Vagisil> instead of 500
40:07 <Loof> lol
40:11 <Loof> too awesome
40:33 <Loof> i'm not buying another laptop or phone until it has that shit
40:39 <Floss> I fqrted it smelled like peanuts and fish
40:41 <Vagisil> and theyre cheaper to make than typical lithium ion cells
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40:50 <Loof> Floss very ladylike
41:00 <Vagisil> they made these nanrods so sensitive.. they produce 5 volts just by someone talking near them
41:00 <Loof> i stroke flowers and press kittens
41:00 <Floss> Bahahaha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> peanuts *and* fish?
41:00 <Floss> You are and endearing kind of insane
41:00 <Floss> An*
41:00 <Vagisil> implemented into a phone..... the nanorods were charging a phone using background tyre/engine noise in a car
41:04 <Vagisil> did u hear about the japs the other week dicking around with nanorods
41:05 <Floss> I'm a lady
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41:20 <Floss> I press flowers and stroke kittens and shit
41:26 <Vagisil> they made these nanrods so sensitive.. they produce 5 volts just by someone talking near them
41:32 <Loof> i stroke flowers and press kittens
41:39 <Floss> Bahahaha
41:44 <Bastardly_One> peanuts *and* fish?
41:54 <Floss> You are and endearing kind of insane
41:58 <Floss> An*
41:58 <Vagisil> implemented into a phone..... the nanorods were charging a phone using background tyre/engine noise in a car
42:00 <Floss> Peanuts and fish... I had some peanuts for lunch and fish and salad for tea
42:00 <Loof> b1 just cant help telling everyone i have a mental illness the lame cunt
42:00 <Vagisil> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this cunt on?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> have I said that at all?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like for ages 
42:00 <Vagisil> so yeah... charging your phone by talking to it is also now a reality :)
42:21 <Floss> Peanuts and fish... I had some peanuts for lunch and fish and salad for tea
42:39 <Loof> b1 just cant help telling everyone i have a mental illness the lame cunt
42:53 <Vagisil> lol
42:55 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this cunt on?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> have I said that at all?
43:00 <Floss> Poor I said you are an endearing kind of insane
43:00 <Floss> Poor-loof
43:00 <Vagisil> omg did u see what microsoft did loof
43:00 <Vagisil> theyve made this software with MIT
43:00 <Loof> when are they going to make cars that are powered by farts absorbed by the carseats
43:00 <Vagisil> and a camera system right
43:00 <Floss> Mine would have a surplus
43:00 <Vagisil> u use the camera to look at an object in a window.. say.. a pot plant
43:00 <Vagisil> someone out of view.. talking near the pot plant
43:00 <Floss> Fish'n'Peanuts!! :D
43:06 <Bastardly_One> like for ages
43:10 <Vagisil> so yeah... charging your phone by talking to it is also now a reality :)
43:29 <Floss> Poor I said you are an endearing kind of insane
43:36 <Floss> Poor-loof
43:37 <Vagisil> omg did u see what microsoft did loof
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43:43 <Vagisil> theyve made this software with MIT
43:43 <Loof> when are they going to make cars that are powered by farts absorbed by the carseats
43:51 <Vagisil> and a camera system right
43:55 <Floss> Mine would have a surplus
44:00 <Vagisil> they can pick up the vibrations using the CAMERA.. and work out what you are saying
44:00 <Loof> that's one wicked camera
44:00 <Vagisil> yeh
44:00 <Loof> if it can pick up vibrations
44:00 <Vagisil> ill find the report hang on
44:02 <Vagisil> u use the camera to look at an object in a window.. say.. a pot plant
44:10 <Vagisil> someone out of view.. talking near the pot plant
44:12 <Floss> Fish'n'Peanuts!! :D
44:26 <Vagisil> they can pick up the vibrations using the CAMERA.. and work out what you are saying
44:49 <Loof> that's one wicked camera
44:51 <Vagisil> yeh
44:57 <Loof> if it can pick up vibrations
45:00 <Loof> i think they already have devices that can do that
45:00 <Vagisil> http://newsoffice.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804
45:00 <Floss> I can pick up vibrations
45:00 <Loof> but it doesn't work visually like this one
45:00 <Floss> I'm coooool
45:00 <Vagisil> it extracts proper audio
45:00 <Vagisil> u use the camera to hear them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're causing vibrations it seem Floss
45:06 <Vagisil> ill find the report hang on
45:23 <Loof> i think they already have devices that can do that
45:36 <Vagisil> http://newsoffice.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804
45:41 <Floss> I can pick up vibrations
45:43 <Loof> but it doesn't work visually like this one
45:47 <Floss> I'm coooool
46:00 <Vagisil> the camera films... and then the software spits out audio
46:00 <Vagisil> fucking incredible
46:00 <Floss> Ppeerrfffftt
46:00 <Floss> Lol
46:00 <Floss> Smelly farts
46:00 <Loof> one day they'll be able to tell what we're thinking
46:00 <Loof> by using a device
46:00 <Loof> just point it at someones brain
46:00 <Floss> I want to fart into a jar and have the jar tell me what I ate
46:00 <Bastardly_One> in the cases of you two
46:00 <Vagisil> lol they did direct mind transfer 3 weeks ago
46:00 <Loof> an app on your phone
46:06 <Vagisil> it extracts proper audio
46:12 <Vagisil> u use the camera to hear them
46:15 <Bastardly_One> you're causing vibrations it seem Floss
46:30 <Vagisil> the camera films... and then the software spits out audio
46:34 <Vagisil> fucking incredible
46:34 <Floss> Ppeerrfffftt
46:37 <Floss> Lol
46:50 <Floss> Smelly farts
46:54 <Loof> one day they'll be able to tell what we're thinking
46:59 <Loof> by using a device
47:00 <Floss> When is that coming out
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they will find SHIT
47:00 <Loof> there's an app for that floss
47:00 <Floss> Doesn't seem very technical. Does it come with a jar
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Floss> Cause fucked if I'm bringing my own fart jar
47:00 <Vagisil> loof
47:00 <Vagisil> http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20140409-26123.html
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck would fart into their phone?
47:00 <Vagisil> check that out :)
47:09 <Loof> just point it at someones brain
47:15 <Floss> I want to fart into a jar and have the jar tell me what I ate
47:15 <Vagisil> lol they did direct mind transfer 3 weeks ago
47:15 <Bastardly_One> in the cases of you two
47:17 <Loof> an app on your phone
47:21 <Floss> When is that coming out
47:23 <Bastardly_One> they will find SHIT
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47:31 <Loof> there's an app for that floss
47:49 <Floss> Doesn't seem very technical. Does it come with a jar
47:55 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Vagisil> direct brain to brain data transfer
48:00 <Floss> Lol I would do it in a public place
48:00 <Floss> Just toot away into my phone on a train
48:00 <Vagisil> transmitted over 8000kms lol
48:00 <Floss> Then ask if ppl wanna see pics
48:00 <Bastardly_One> on a train 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> toot toot!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I never resort to fart humour
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what have you done to me
48:04 <Floss> Cause fucked if I'm bringing my own fart jar
48:11 <Vagisil> loof
48:13 <Vagisil> http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20140409-26123.html
48:14 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck would fart into their phone?
48:16 <Vagisil> check that out :)
48:23 <Vagisil> direct brain to brain data transfer
48:26 <Floss> Lol I would do it in a public place
48:36 <Floss> Just toot away into my phone on a train
48:47 <Vagisil> transmitted over 8000kms lol
48:53 <Floss> Then ask if ppl wanna see pics
49:00 <Floss> I read in a forum some girl like to fart in a jar and save the smell for "special moments"
49:00 <Vagisil> i do that with semen
49:00 <Floss> I think her bf found it and she was scared he was going to dump her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's huge fetish in Japan
49:00 <Bastardly_One> farting
49:00 <Floss> Lol
49:00 <Loof> i'd dump the freak
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they make vids on it and all
49:00 <Bastardly_One> google farting fetish
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:01 <Bastardly_One> on a train
49:04 <Bastardly_One> toot toot!
49:06 <Bastardly_One> ffs
49:12 <Bastardly_One> I never resort to fart humour
49:17 <Bastardly_One> what have you done to me
49:32 <Floss> I read in a forum some girl like to fart in a jar and save the smell for "special moments"
49:41 <Vagisil> i do that with semen
49:52 <Floss> I think her bf found it and she was scared he was going to dump her
49:56 <Bastardly_One> it's huge fetish in Japan
49:58 <Bastardly_One> farting
50:00 <Floss> I just like the sound and how much it disgusts ppl around me
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear
50:00 <Floss> I enjoy creating chaos
50:00 <Vagisil> i dated a chick that was addicted to farting
50:00 <Loof> in psych ward there was this slut that kept scratching her cunt and sniffing it then laughing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> my bed makes me fart
50:00 <Vagisil> LOOLOLOL
50:00 <Vagisil> omg loof rofl
50:00 <Floss> Loof don't call yourself a slut
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no names
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know of two chicks here on irc
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who were drunk one night
50:02 <Floss> Lol
50:05 <Loof> i'd dump the freak
50:06 <Bastardly_One> they make vids on it and all
50:17 <Bastardly_One> google farting fetish
50:19 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:25 <Floss> I just like the sound and how much it disgusts ppl around me
50:28 <Vagisil> lol
50:35 <Bastardly_One> I swear
50:36 <Floss> I enjoy creating chaos
50:38 <Vagisil> i dated a chick that was addicted to farting
50:41 <Loof> in psych ward there was this slut that kept scratching her cunt and sniffing it then laughing
50:42 <Bastardly_One> my bed makes me fart
50:49 <Vagisil> LOOLOLOL
50:52 <Vagisil> omg loof rofl
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and rang me up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes they scratched and sniffed
51:00 <Vagisil> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking yuck
51:00 <Floss> Eeewwwwww
51:00 <Floss> What the fuck is to be gained by that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shoving it under each others noses
51:00 <Vagisil> i reckon cunts taste like pineapples
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking gross wenches
51:00 <Vagisil> i cnat fucking stand pineapple
51:00 <Floss> If it smells then there are issues
51:00 <Bastardly_One> each one is different
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if penis is like that for women
51:00 <Vagisil> nah i get pineapple every time
51:06 <Floss> Loof don't call yourself a slut
51:06 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:07 <Bastardly_One> no names
51:08 <Loof> lol
51:08 <Vagisil> lol
51:15 <Bastardly_One> but I know of two chicks here on irc
51:19 <Bastardly_One> who were drunk one night
51:23 <Bastardly_One> and rang me up
51:30 <Bastardly_One> and yes they scratched and sniffed
51:32 <Vagisil> lol
51:34 <Bastardly_One> fucking yuck
51:36 <Floss> Eeewwwwww
51:52 <Floss> What the fuck is to be gained by that
51:52 <Bastardly_One> shoving it under each others noses
51:52 <Vagisil> i reckon cunts taste like pineapples
51:56 <Bastardly_One> fucking gross wenches
51:56 <Vagisil> i cnat fucking stand pineapple
52:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
52:00 <Vagisil> just once i wish i got a strawberry swirl
52:00 <Floss> Do u know what pineapple tastes like???
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to find more variety
52:00 <Loof> wish i had a mango
52:00 <Loof> i would actually kill for one right now
52:00 <Vagisil> pineapple tasts like cunt.
52:00 <Loof> jokes
52:00 <Vagisil> lol i got a tree full :)
52:00 <Loof> cunt :P
52:00 <Floss> Mangoes give you the squirts
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
52:00 <Loof> they extend your weed high dramatically
52:00 <Vagisil> id rather have the squirts
52:00 <Vagisil> than have to wipe my ass
52:01 <Floss> If it smells then there are issues
52:08 <Bastardly_One> each one is different
52:17 <Bastardly_One> wonder if penis is like that for women
52:17 <Vagisil> nah i get pineapple every time
52:27 <Bastardly_One> meh
52:28 <Vagisil> just once i wish i got a strawberry swirl
52:33 <Floss> Do u know what pineapple tastes like???
52:33 <Bastardly_One> you need to find more variety
52:33 <Loof> wish i had a mango
52:42 <Loof> i would actually kill for one right now
52:44 <Vagisil> pineapple tasts like cunt.
52:45 <Loof> jokes
52:51 <Vagisil> lol i got a tree full :)
53:00 <Loof> cunt :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
53:00 <Vagisil> so easy to wipe ur arse with the squirts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> with an arse that size
53:00 <Floss> You'd have to wipe your arse with squirts
53:00 <Vagisil> LOL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd need a hose to clean it right?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> go through a pack of paper
53:00 <Floss> I do meta pops. Cause metamucil.
53:00 <Vagisil> hey its not that bad.. i still fit in a plane seat :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> still not clean
53:00 <Loof> when i dont eat for days and drink like 293478239487 coffees i get the runs
53:00 <Vagisil> nah i pull my ass cheeks apart before i sit down
53:04 <Floss> Mangoes give you the squirts
53:14 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
53:14 <Loof> they extend your weed high dramatically
53:15 <Vagisil> id rather have the squirts
53:20 <Vagisil> than have to wipe my ass
53:34 <Bastardly_One> yeah
53:39 <Vagisil> so easy to wipe ur arse with the squirts
53:40 <Bastardly_One> with an arse that size
53:41 <Floss> You'd have to wipe your arse with squirts
53:44 <Vagisil> LOL
53:51 <Bastardly_One> you'd need a hose to clean it right?
53:58 <Bastardly_One> go through a pack of paper
53:59 <Floss> I do meta pops. Cause metamucil.
54:00 <Vagisil> hey its not that bad.. i still fit in a plane seat :P
54:00 <Vagisil> so the shit doesnt touch the sides
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Floss> My pops are like toothbrushes for my insides
54:00 <Loof> my ass explodes and covers under the seat
54:00 <Vagisil> lol friend of ours last time we went remote.. used to crap nuggets
54:00 <Bastardly_One> more like you prise apart the crusty shit
54:00 <Vagisil> like.. 6 or 7 nuggets every time he crapped
54:00 <Vagisil> and they dont flush
54:00 <Floss> That's fat vagisil
54:00 <Vagisil> the paper would go around them and the nuggets would remain
54:00 <Floss> Gross
54:00 <Vagisil> nah he was fitness freak
54:00 <GrEmLiNz> the question is why am i reading this
54:01 <Bastardly_One> still not clean
54:07 <Loof> when i dont eat for days and drink like 293478239487 coffees i get the runs
54:20 <Vagisil> nah i pull my ass cheeks apart before i sit down
54:26 <Vagisil> so the shit doesnt touch the sides
54:30 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:32 <Floss> My pops are like toothbrushes for my insides
54:43 <Loof> my ass explodes and covers under the seat
54:48 <Vagisil> lol friend of ours last time we went remote.. used to crap nuggets
54:50 <Bastardly_One> more like you prise apart the crusty shit
54:55 <Vagisil> like.. 6 or 7 nuggets every time he crapped
54:57 <Vagisil> and they dont flush
55:00 <Vagisil> fuck it was crazy
55:00 <Floss> Ur going to get fkn polyps n all that shit in ur intestines
55:00 <Vagisil> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was wondering how it got to this subject GrEmLiNz
55:00 <Vagisil> Dr Floss.. Medicine derp
55:00 <Bastardly_One> talking shit in #melbourne
55:00 <Bastardly_One> literally
55:00 <Vagisil> [21:46] <Floss> I want to fart into a jar and have the jar tell me what I ate
55:04 <Floss> That's fat vagisil
55:08 <Vagisil> the paper would go around them and the nuggets would remain
55:15 <Floss> Gross
55:16 <Vagisil> nah he was fitness freak
55:18 <GrEmLiNz> the question is why am i reading this
55:28 <Vagisil> fuck it was crazy
55:29 <Floss> Ur going to get fkn polyps n all that shit in ur intestines
55:35 <Vagisil> lol
55:39 <Bastardly_One> I was wondering how it got to this subject GrEmLiNz
55:40 <Vagisil> Dr Floss.. Medicine derp
56:00 <Vagisil> catalyst.
56:00 <Floss> U need good firm poos with lots of fibre
56:00 <Vagisil> i remember night we got to bali
56:00 <Loof> everything with fiber in it tastes like poo
56:00 <Vagisil> i needed to crap so bad after sitting in a suzuki matchbox for 2 hours
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that's a primate thing we genetically have?
56:00 <Vagisil> sat down in room toilet
56:00 <Vagisil> did this mondo crap
56:00 <Floss> Well deer cause fibre is non digestible its not going to taste good
56:00 <Bastardly_One> once people start talking about their bowels
56:00 <Vagisil> but the water was really high in the bowl.. so my shit didnt need to drop
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard for them to stop
56:01 <Bastardly_One> talking shit in #melbourne
56:01 <Bastardly_One> literally
56:09 <Vagisil> [21:46] <Floss> I want to fart into a jar and have the jar tell me what I ate
56:21 <Vagisil> catalyst.
56:22 <Floss> U need good firm poos with lots of fibre
56:44 <Vagisil> i remember night we got to bali
56:45 <Loof> everything with fiber in it tastes like poo
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56:55 <Vagisil> i needed to crap so bad after sitting in a suzuki matchbox for 2 hours
56:58 <Bastardly_One> you know that's a primate thing we genetically have?
57:00 <Vagisil> sat down in room toilet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a primate thing
57:00 <Vagisil> and i did this massive boa constrictor in the bowl
57:00 <Loof> i do love beans though
57:00 <Floss> Want me to fart again then
57:00 <Loof> beans rule
57:00 <Floss> I think there's one building
57:00 <Floss> In sure its mineral water
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> i wanna eatlike heaps of shit for like 3 days.. without crapping
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's the fish
57:00 <Floss> In a gassy old biatch
57:00 <Vagisil> and then stop eating for 1 day
57:00 <Floss> I'm 
57:00 <Vagisil> and see if i can empty my entire tract in one sitting
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57:03 <Vagisil> did this mondo crap
57:11 <Floss> Well deer cause fibre is non digestible its not going to taste good
57:12 <Bastardly_One> once people start talking about their bowels
57:15 <Vagisil> but the water was really high in the bowl.. so my shit didnt need to drop
57:18 <Bastardly_One> it's hard for them to stop
57:21 <Bastardly_One> it's a primate thing
57:23 <Vagisil> and i did this massive boa constrictor in the bowl
57:27 <Loof> i do love beans though
57:30 <Floss> Want me to fart again then
57:36 <Loof> beans rule
57:48 <Floss> I think there's one building
57:56 <Floss> In sure its mineral water
57:59 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Vagisil> that would be an epic poo
58:00 <Loof> split your ass
58:00 <Vagisil> lol
58:00 <Floss> Have u seen the vid with the lady that didn't poo for like 2 months or something
58:00 <Vagisil> LOL
58:00 <Loof> wonder if fags do that for thrills
58:00 <Vagisil> video.. lol
58:00 <Floss> She did like a 10mtr continuous poo
58:00 <Vagisil> have u seen this video.. she didnt poo for 2 months.. its like.. poo
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in the ER once
58:00 <Vagisil> 10 metre poo
58:00 <Vagisil> fuckin lol
58:00 <Floss> It was for the world record
58:00 <Vagisil> be like piping icing
58:04 <Vagisil> i wanna eatlike heaps of shit for like 3 days.. without crapping
58:05 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's the fish
58:05 <Floss> In a gassy old biatch
58:06 <Vagisil> and then stop eating for 1 day
58:14 <Floss> I'm
58:20 <Vagisil> and see if i can empty my entire tract in one sitting
58:29 <Vagisil> that would be an epic poo
58:35 <Loof> split your ass
58:39 <Vagisil> lol
58:44 <Floss> Have u seen the vid with the lady that didn't poo for like 2 months or something
58:48 <Vagisil> LOL
58:48 <Loof> wonder if fags do that for thrills
58:50 <Vagisil> video.. lol
58:57 <Floss> She did like a 10mtr continuous poo
59:00 <Vagisil> have u seen this video.. she didnt poo for 2 months.. its like.. poo
59:00 <Loof> good way for her to give herself colon cancer
59:00 <Floss> There's pics of it somewhere
59:00 <Vagisil> id put a fuckin plug in
59:00 <Loof> worth it though
59:00 <Vagisil> do some nice swirls
59:00 <Vagisil> maybe a rosette
59:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
59:00 <Loof> put mr whippy to shame
59:00 <Floss> It might've be longer than 10mtr but it was continuous
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this woman in the ER seemed like she was dying
59:00 <Bastardly_One> all she had was constipation for 5 days
59:00 <Bastardly_One> meanwhile I had a lung collapse
59:00 <Vagisil> eating red meat more than 3 days a week gives u like 60% chance of getting bowel cancer now or some shit
59:00 <Floss> Lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bitch was annoying me moaning
59:00 <Vagisil> LMFAO
59:00 <Bastardly_One> old greek woman
59:01 <Bastardly_One> I was in the ER once
59:04 <Vagisil> LOL
59:08 <Vagisil> 10 metre poo
59:09 <Vagisil> fuckin lol
59:14 <Floss> It was for the world record
59:16 <Vagisil> be like piping icing
59:22 <Loof> good way for her to give herself colon cancer
59:26 <Floss> There's pics of it somewhere
59:27 <Vagisil> id put a fuckin plug in
59:28 <Loof> worth it though
59:31 <Vagisil> do some nice swirls
59:36 <Vagisil> maybe a rosette
59:37 <Vagisil> lmfao
59:41 <Loof> put mr whippy to shame
59:44 <Vagisil> lmfao
59:45 <Floss> It might've be longer than 10mtr but it was continuous
59:52 <Bastardly_One> this woman in the ER seemed like she was dying
00:00 <Bastardly_One> all she had was constipation for 5 days
00:00 <Floss> I eat mostly chicken and fish nowadays
00:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
00:00 <Bastardly_One> same
00:00 <Loof> i wanna cut out meat entirely
00:00 <Vagisil> not enough leaves
00:00 <Loof> but i'll shrink
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but that is because I dont like the texture of red meat
00:00 <Vagisil> we have barramundi 4-5 times a week up here lol
00:00 <Vagisil> fuck its nice
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I *love* fish
00:00 <Bastardly_One> could eat fish every day happily
00:08 <Bastardly_One> meanwhile I had a lung collapse
00:10 <Vagisil> eating red meat more than 3 days a week gives u like 60% chance of getting bowel cancer now or some shit
00:10 <Floss> Lol
00:17 <Bastardly_One> and the bitch was annoying me moaning
00:17 <Vagisil> LMFAO
00:20 <Bastardly_One> old greek woman
00:27 <Floss> I eat mostly chicken and fish nowadays
00:34 <Vagisil> lmfao
00:35 <Bastardly_One> same
00:37 <Loof> i wanna cut out meat entirely
00:38 <Vagisil> not enough leaves
00:42 <Loof> but i'll shrink
00:47 <Bastardly_One> but that is because I dont like the texture of red meat
00:49 <Vagisil> we have barramundi 4-5 times a week up here lol
01:00 <Vagisil> fuck its nice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I *love* fish
01:00 <Loof> i had mcdonalds for the first time in a few months today
01:00 <Loof> god it was vile
01:00 <Vagisil> lol yer
01:00 <Vagisil> my wife had a dog right
01:00 <Vagisil> her brother decided to hand it a wrapped cheeseburger
01:00 <Vagisil> dog ate the wrapper n left the burger
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:11 <Bastardly_One> could eat fish every day happily
01:29 <Loof> i had mcdonalds for the first time in a few months today
01:33 <Loof> god it was vile
01:38 <Vagisil> lol yer
01:44 <Vagisil> my wife had a dog right
01:58 <Vagisil> her brother decided to hand it a wrapped cheeseburger
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I do like a good HJ cheeseburger though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... no pun intended
02:00 <Loof> time for ninja skills
02:00 <Floss> Lol I love a whopper
02:00 <Bastardly_One> crappy red meat like sausages
02:04 <Vagisil> dog ate the wrapper n left the burger
02:09 <Loof> lol
02:12 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:51 <Bastardly_One> I do like a good HJ cheeseburger though
03:00 <Loof> can i sneak the weed bowl out from under the bed without waking my wife
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but the texture of most red meat I hate
03:00 <Vagisil> go to ireland
03:00 <Vagisil> no such thing as a beef sausage :P
03:00 <Vagisil> all pork
03:00 <Floss> I'm eating fish slowly more and more never liked it much but I'm getting there
03:00 <Fez> Food is future poop
03:00 <Loof> i love tuna
03:00 <Bastardly_One> pork sausages you either like or hate
03:00 <Loof> but the mercury
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tuna is the only fish I don't like
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and sardines
03:00 <Floss> I eat steak blue so the texture is ok
03:00 <Vagisil> nah i love tuna
03:00 <Vagisil> salmon can go suck a mouldy cock
03:00 <Loof> smoked salmon is nice
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be to do with texture for me 
03:00 <Fez> Anchovies?
03:00 <Vagisil> yuck
03:03 <Bastardly_One> and ... no pun intended
03:07 <Loof> time for ninja skills
03:09 <Floss> Lol I love a whopper
03:13 <Bastardly_One> crappy red meat like sausages
03:21 <Loof> can i sneak the weed bowl out from under the bed without waking my wife
03:22 <Bastardly_One> but the texture of most red meat I hate
03:22 <Vagisil> go to ireland
03:28 <Vagisil> no such thing as a beef sausage :P
03:30 <Vagisil> all pork
03:33 <Floss> I'm eating fish slowly more and more never liked it much but I'm getting there
03:43 <Fez> Food is future poop
03:43 <Loof> i love tuna
03:45 <Bastardly_One> pork sausages you either like or hate
03:46 <Loof> but the mercury
03:54 <Bastardly_One> tuna is the only fish I don't like
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, and sardines
04:00 <Floss> I eat steak blue so the texture is ok
04:00 <Vagisil> nah i love tuna
04:00 <Bastardly_One> same Fez
04:00 <Floss> Too salty
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hate 'em
04:00 <Vagisil> cant stand smelly food
04:00 <Vagisil> its an insult
04:00 <Bastardly_One> must be the texture thing once again
04:00 <Vagisil> look at me.. i taste great.. but i smell like a mouldy cunt
04:00 <Fez> Lol
04:00 <Floss> I love cucumber
04:00 <Fez> Coarse u do floss
04:00 <Floss> And peanut m&ms
04:00 <Floss> Bahaha
04:00 <Loof> you'd hate this fish sauce shit
04:00 <Loof> my wife uses
04:00 <Loof> smells like unwashed cunt
04:07 <Vagisil> salmon can go suck a mouldy cock
04:13 <Loof> smoked salmon is nice
04:14 <Bastardly_One> seems to be to do with texture for me
04:15 <Fez> Anchovies?
04:18 <Vagisil> yuck
04:22 <Bastardly_One> same Fez
04:24 <Floss> Too salty
04:25 <Bastardly_One> hate 'em
04:32 <Vagisil> cant stand smelly food
04:34 <Vagisil> its an insult
04:37 <Bastardly_One> must be the texture thing once again
04:45 <Vagisil> look at me.. i taste great.. but i smell like a mouldy cunt
04:45 <Fez> Lol
04:49 <Floss> I love cucumber
05:00 <Fez> Yum
05:00 <Vagisil> not sliced though.. its not a fucking coin slot :P
05:00 <Loof> i like smelly cheese
05:00 <Vagisil> yuck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you a white meat worth getting into
05:00 <Bastardly_One> turkey
05:00 <Vagisil> turkey pwnz
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only recently discovered it
05:00 <Loof> makes you drowsy though
05:00 <Loof> has that triptophane shit in it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> why nobody told me what I was missing I have no idea
05:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
05:00 <Vagisil> yeah
05:00 <Loof> damn good for you though
05:02 <Fez> Coarse u do floss
05:05 <Floss> And peanut m&ms
05:08 <Floss> Bahaha
05:11 <Loof> you'd hate this fish sauce shit
05:13 <Loof> my wife uses
05:22 <Loof> smells like unwashed cunt
05:26 <Fez> Yum
05:28 <Vagisil> not sliced though.. its not a fucking coin slot :P
05:49 <Loof> i like smelly cheese
05:53 <Vagisil> yuck
05:54 <Bastardly_One> tell you a white meat worth getting into
05:56 <Bastardly_One> turkey
06:00 <Vagisil> turkey pwnz
06:00 <Loof> turkey is one of the superfoods
06:00 <Vagisil> horse meat is fucking nice too
06:00 <Vagisil> lol
06:00 <Vagisil> sweet as fuck
06:00 <Fez> Turducken
06:00 <Vagisil> LOL
06:00 <Floss> :/
06:00 <Bastardly_One> turkey roasted
06:00 <Vagisil> i stuffed a camcowheep with a turducken
06:00 <Bastardly_One> in mustard
06:05 <Bastardly_One> I've only recently discovered it
06:07 <Loof> makes you drowsy though
06:15 <Loof> has that triptophane shit in it
06:15 <Bastardly_One> why nobody told me what I was missing I have no idea
06:17 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
06:18 <Vagisil> yeah
06:19 <Loof> damn good for you though
06:27 <Loof> turkey is one of the superfoods
06:27 <Vagisil> horse meat is fucking nice too
06:30 <Vagisil> lol
06:36 <Vagisil> sweet as fuck
06:40 <Fez> Turducken
06:43 <Vagisil> LOL
06:56 <Floss> :/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> O
07:00 <Fez> Bacon.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> M
07:00 <Bastardly_One> G
07:00 <Fez> Wins
07:00 <fletcher> Loof likes asian cheese
07:00 <Vagisil> lol
07:00 <Floss> The dog is pulling on my phone cabe
07:00 <Floss> STEP OFF BIATCH
07:00 <Vagisil> tell brody to fuck off
07:14 <Bastardly_One> turkey roasted
07:20 <Vagisil> i stuffed a camcowheep with a turducken
07:20 <Bastardly_One> in mustard
07:21 <Bastardly_One> O
07:22 <Fez> Bacon.
07:22 <Bastardly_One> M
07:24 <Bastardly_One> G
07:26 <Fez> Wins
07:46 <fletcher> Loof likes asian cheese
07:50 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <Fez> Bury it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> turkey is expensive though
08:00 <Vagisil> u can get em live pretty cheap lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you can chickens too
08:00 <Vagisil> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not that fucking expensive in the supermarket
08:00 <Floss> Its niz
08:05 <Floss> The dog is pulling on my phone cabe
08:14 <Floss> STEP OFF BIATCH
08:18 <Vagisil> tell brody to fuck off
08:22 <Fez> Bury it
08:30 <Bastardly_One> turkey is expensive though
08:39 <Vagisil> u can get em live pretty cheap lol
08:51 <Bastardly_One> well, you can chickens too
08:58 <Vagisil> lol
09:00 <Loof> now my ass is numb too
09:00 <Loof> somebody massage my ass
09:00 <Vagisil> fuckin off to broome again friday
09:00 <Vagisil> little jaunt
09:00 <Vagisil> fucks sake
09:00 <Bastardly_One> must remind myself
09:00 <Bastardly_One> to buy the game I forgot to today
09:02 <Bastardly_One> but they're not that fucking expensive in the supermarket
09:09 <Vagisil> lol
09:15 <Floss> Its niz
09:33 <Loof> now my ass is numb too
09:39 <Loof> somebody massage my ass
09:41 <Vagisil> fuckin off to broome again friday
09:45 <Vagisil> little jaunt
09:48 <Vagisil> fucks sake
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck I can forget to buy a game I don't know
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I did
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I want Drive Club 
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> i cant wait for borderlands prequel
10:00 <Vagisil> havent even checked when release date is
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <Fez> I want drive club
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Dec I think
10:00 <Vagisil> OMg
10:00 <Vagisil> IT CAME OUT YESTERDAY
10:13 <Bastardly_One> must remind myself
10:19 <Bastardly_One> to buy the game I forgot to today
10:28 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck I can forget to buy a game I don't know
10:29 <Bastardly_One> but I did
10:40 <Bastardly_One> I want Drive Club
10:41 <Vagisil> lol
10:47 <Vagisil> i cant wait for borderlands prequel
10:53 <Vagisil> havent even checked when release date is
11:00 <Vagisil> ZOMG
11:00 <Bastardly_One> did it?
11:00 <Fez> Ill race b1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was still coming
11:00 <Bastardly_One> get a PS4 then
11:00 <Vagisil> oh only in us
11:00 <Vagisil> release here tomorroww
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and drive club from the reviews is very arcade
11:00 <Floss> Drive club... What's that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought it was later
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Drive Club is just a plain old driving game
11:00 <Fez> Yea it would be
11:00 <Loof> what platform you play vag?
11:00 <Vagisil> http://store.steampowered.com/app/261640/
11:00 <Loof> ah pc
11:03 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
11:04 <Fez> I want drive club
11:06 <Bastardly_One> Dec I think
11:18 <Vagisil> OMg
11:20 <Vagisil> IT CAME OUT YESTERDAY
11:24 <Vagisil> ZOMG
11:26 <Bastardly_One> did it?
11:29 <Fez> Ill race b1
11:32 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was still coming
11:37 <Bastardly_One> get a PS4 then
11:46 <Vagisil> oh only in us
11:50 <Vagisil> release here tomorroww
11:50 <Bastardly_One> and drive club from the reviews is very arcade
11:53 <Floss> Drive club... What's that
11:57 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought it was later
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the difference being though
12:00 <Vagisil> u can stream it to ur htpc though
12:00 <Vagisil> which is cool
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more socially orientated
12:00 <Floss> Oh ok
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest getting Shadow of Mordor though
12:00 <Vagisil> use ur gaming pc in the other room.. stream it over network to htpc as video stream
12:00 <Bastardly_One> best slash 'em up rpg I've played in ages
12:00 <Loof> i tried it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Lord of the Rings stuff
12:00 <Loof> lagged like a bitch
12:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
12:00 <Loof> but my router is an iinet bob
12:04 <Bastardly_One> Drive Club is just a plain old driving game
12:05 <Fez> Yea it would be
12:06 <Loof> what platform you play vag?
12:10 <Vagisil> http://store.steampowered.com/app/261640/
12:13 <Loof> ah pc
12:25 <Bastardly_One> the difference being though
12:30 <Vagisil> u can stream it to ur htpc though
12:32 <Vagisil> which is cool
12:34 <Bastardly_One> it's more socially orientated
12:40 <Floss> Oh ok
12:49 <Bastardly_One> I suggest getting Shadow of Mordor though
12:51 <Vagisil> use ur gaming pc in the other room.. stream it over network to htpc as video stream
12:59 <Bastardly_One> best slash 'em up rpg I've played in ages
13:00 <Vagisil> oh yuck lol
13:00 <Loof> wich is a pos
13:00 <Floss> There are too many games I don't get enough done as it is
13:00 <Vagisil> best isp.. worst router
13:00 <Loof> exactly
13:00 <Vagisil> new rust seems good
13:00 <Vagisil> h1z1 is gonna be fucking epic
13:00 <Loof> gta v in feb
13:00 <Vagisil> MMO survival.. running on planetside 2 engine
13:00 <Vagisil> 6 hours to walk across map
13:04 <Loof> i tried it
13:08 <Bastardly_One> Lord of the Rings stuff
13:10 <Loof> lagged like a bitch
13:13 <Vagisil> oh ok
13:20 <Loof> but my router is an iinet bob
13:24 <Vagisil> oh yuck lol
13:25 <Loof> wich is a pos
13:31 <Floss> There are too many games I don't get enough done as it is
13:32 <Vagisil> best isp.. worst router
13:40 <Loof> exactly
13:41 <Vagisil> new rust seems good
13:45 <Vagisil> h1z1 is gonna be fucking epic
14:00 <Loof> i want a pc that can run metro
14:00 <Vagisil> lol
14:00 <Vagisil> my shitbox runs that
14:00 <Vagisil> 6gb ddr3 1066
14:00 <Vagisil> i7 950
14:00 <Vagisil> gtx 465
14:03 <Loof> gta v in feb
14:08 <Vagisil> MMO survival.. running on planetside 2 engine
14:13 <Vagisil> 6 hours to walk across map
14:45 <Loof> i want a pc that can run metro
14:51 <Vagisil> lol
14:57 <Vagisil> my shitbox runs that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Metro
15:00 <Vagisil> MLL
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now there's an idea
15:00 <Vagisil> its shit
15:00 <Vagisil> beyond shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> both Metro's are in one package on the PS4
15:00 <Vagisil> dont even buy it just download it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for 60
15:00 <Floss> Mm well yes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> looks good though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> great reviews
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and cheap
15:00 <Vagisil> metro last light? its old as fuck
15:00 <Loof> no
15:00 <Bastardly_One> both of them for $60
15:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
15:00 <Bastardly_One> redone on the PS4
15:00 <Vagisil> only played MLL
15:05 <Vagisil> 6gb ddr3 1066
15:08 <Vagisil> i7 950
15:11 <Vagisil> gtx 465
15:25 <Bastardly_One> oh Metro
15:29 <Vagisil> MLL
15:30 <Bastardly_One> now there's an idea
15:34 <Vagisil> its shit
15:35 <Vagisil> beyond shit
15:40 <Bastardly_One> both Metro's are in one package on the PS4
15:42 <Vagisil> dont even buy it just download it
15:42 <Bastardly_One> for 60
15:43 <Floss> Mm well yes
15:45 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
15:50 <Bastardly_One> looks good though
15:53 <Bastardly_One> great reviews
16:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
16:00 <Floss> I don't even think they do that anymore
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently
16:00 <Vagisil> i ranked it worse than new vegas
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's worth the hype 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked New Vegas
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was too easy
16:00 <Vagisil> oh god lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but I liked it
16:00 <Floss> How do you start this thing
16:00 <Vagisil> yeh.. baby mode does that lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hanging for Fallout 4
16:00 <Loof> shitheap
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
16:00 <Loof> couldnb't run metro ll
16:00 <Vagisil> phenom 1055t.. jesus
16:02 <Bastardly_One> and cheap
16:04 <Vagisil> metro last light? its old as fuck
16:07 <Loof> no
16:14 <Bastardly_One> both of them for $60
16:16 <Vagisil> oh ok
16:18 <Bastardly_One> redone on the PS4
16:19 <Vagisil> only played MLL
16:25 <Vagisil> oh ok
16:26 <Floss> I don't even think they do that anymore
16:29 <Bastardly_One> and apparently
16:33 <Vagisil> i ranked it worse than new vegas
16:34 <Bastardly_One> it's worth the hype
16:38 <Bastardly_One> oh
16:43 <Bastardly_One> I liked New Vegas
16:45 <Bastardly_One> was too easy
16:46 <Vagisil> oh god lol
16:49 <Bastardly_One> but I liked it
16:49 <Floss> How do you start this thing
16:52 <Vagisil> yeh.. baby mode does that lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit 
17:00 <Floss> But even then the numbers have been sketchy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he should still be able to run Metro
17:00 <Vagisil> shouldve run it ok
17:00 <Vagisil> yer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he can run shit like BF4
17:00 <Loof> i was high when i bought it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he has me on iggy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but if he can run BF4
17:00 <Loof> what was i thinking going amd with nvidia
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he can run Metro
17:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:00 <Vagisil> yep
17:00 <Vagisil> yeh seen it run on worse
17:00 <Floss> This is why we paraphrase during sentences
17:06 <Bastardly_One> I'm hanging for Fallout 4
17:07 * Loof ** SysInfo ** Client: HexChat 2.10.1 (x64) ** OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate  ** CPU: AMD Phenom(tm) II X6 1055T Processor (2.00 GHz) ** RAM: 4094 MB Total (2277 MB Free) ** VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 Ti ** Uptime: 26.39 Hours **
17:10 <Loof> shitheap
17:10 <Bastardly_One> like baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
17:16 <Loof> couldnb't run metro ll
17:20 <Vagisil> phenom 1055t.. jesus
17:23 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
17:25 <Floss> But even then the numbers have been sketchy
17:30 <Bastardly_One> he should still be able to run Metro
17:30 <Vagisil> shouldve run it ok
17:36 <Vagisil> yer
17:37 <Bastardly_One> he can run shit like BF4
17:37 <Loof> i was high when i bought it
17:45 <Bastardly_One> he has me on iggy
17:52 <Bastardly_One> but if he can run BF4
17:53 <Loof> what was i thinking going amd with nvidia
17:56 <Bastardly_One> he can run Metro
18:00 <Vagisil> man the cpu benchmarks speak for themselves
18:00 <Loof> maybe it was just the copy i had
18:00 <Vagisil> never.. ever.. buy amd.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> says me 
18:00 <Vagisil> and all that hype over the dual gpu amd vieo card
18:00 <Bastardly_One> with  a toshiba laptp
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Vagisil> and nvidia come along with the 970
18:00 <Bastardly_One> toshiba = amd
18:00 <Floss> Insert particles from column a into the required safety receptacle on the and then press 7
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... this amd though
18:01 <Vagisil> lol
18:03 <Vagisil> yep
18:10 <Vagisil> yeh seen it run on worse
18:18 <Floss> This is why we paraphrase during sentences
18:23 <Vagisil> man the cpu benchmarks speak for themselves
18:24 <Loof> maybe it was just the copy i had
18:30 <Vagisil> never.. ever.. buy amd.
18:42 <Bastardly_One> yeah
18:44 <Bastardly_One> says me
18:47 <Vagisil> and all that hype over the dual gpu amd vieo card
18:50 <Bastardly_One> with a toshiba laptp
18:52 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:56 <Vagisil> and nvidia come along with the 970
19:00 <Bastardly_One> toshiba = amd
19:00 <Vagisil> 295x2 wotever the fuck
19:00 <Floss> You can't though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> has done better than most intel lappys I've had
19:00 <Vagisil> supposed to be the best thing since nuns cunts
19:00 <Floss> Cause it doesnt
19:00 <Loof> isn't the 970 sli?
19:00 <Floss> Nope
19:00 <Vagisil> lol my wife still uses her asus f3jv
19:00 <Vagisil> circa 2007
19:00 <Vagisil> nope loof
19:00 <Vagisil> single gpu
19:00 <Loof> is the 970?
19:00 <Floss> I don't think that's possible for us to even know how to where from
19:00 <Loof> 980?
19:00 <Loof> sorry
19:00 <Vagisil> u can run sli
19:00 <Vagisil> but theyre single gpu
19:00 <Floss> You're welcome
19:02 <Floss> Insert particles from column a into the required safety receptacle on the and then press 7
19:08 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... this amd though
19:25 <Vagisil> 295x2 wotever the fuck
19:25 <Floss> You can't though
19:28 <Bastardly_One> has done better than most intel lappys I've had
19:30 <Vagisil> supposed to be the best thing since nuns cunts
19:31 <Floss> Cause it doesnt
19:34 <Loof> isn't the 970 sli?
19:38 <Floss> Nope
19:39 <Vagisil> lol my wife still uses her asus f3jv
19:42 <Vagisil> circa 2007
19:48 <Vagisil> nope loof
19:52 <Vagisil> single gpu
19:57 <Loof> is the 970?
20:00 <Floss> I don't think that's possible for us to even know how to where from
20:00 <Floss> It is not advised however due to recurrent bats
20:00 <Loof> cause i was gonna buy a 980 now and put another one in later in sli
20:00 <Loof> when i can afford another one
20:00 <Loof> not in this system
20:00 <Loof> btw
20:00 <Vagisil> or meybe they are dual
20:00 <Vagisil> i dunno now hang on
20:02 <Loof> 980?
20:04 <Loof> sorry
20:13 <Vagisil> u can run sli
20:18 <Vagisil> but theyre single gpu
20:19 <Floss> You're welcome
20:34 <Floss> It is not advised however due to recurrent bats
20:48 <Loof> cause i was gonna buy a 980 now and put another one in later in sli
20:54 <Loof> when i can afford another one
21:00 <Loof> k brb smoko
21:00 <Vagisil> nah single
21:06 <Loof> not in this system
21:09 <Loof> btw
21:11 <Vagisil> or meybe they are dual
21:17 <Vagisil> i dunno now hang on
21:23 <Loof> k brb smoko
22:00 <Floss> Double
22:00 <Floss> Triple a lady
22:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:00 <Vagisil> so yer.. the single nvidia card out benchmarks the dual ati
22:00 <Vagisil> and heaps cheaper
22:00 <Vagisil> and way less power
22:04 <Vagisil> nah single
22:27 <Floss> Double
22:35 <Floss> Triple a lady
22:40 <Vagisil> lol
22:54 <Vagisil> so yer.. the single nvidia card out benchmarks the dual ati
22:59 <Vagisil> and heaps cheaper
23:03 <Vagisil> and way less power
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25:00 <Floss> Power is a use able resource
25:00 <Floss> We can all have one
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26:00 <Vagisil> ok
26:00 <Vagisil> too many cunts spoil the poo
26:05 <Floss> Power is a use able resource
26:15 <Floss> We can all have one
26:45 <Vagisil> ok
27:00 <Floss> Are there many of these in the same area as there are many on?
27:00 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/john.christou.7/posts/918071931553440
27:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
27:06 <Vagisil> too many cunts spoil the poo
27:42 <Floss> Are there many of these in the same area as there are many on?
27:46 <Vagisil> https://www.facebook.com/john.christou.7/posts/918071931553440
27:48 <Vagisil> lmfao
29:00 <Loof> i love being tall
29:00 <Vagisil> bored
29:00 <Loof> same
29:52 <Loof> i love being tall
29:52 <Vagisil> bored
30:00 <Floss> Do you think they can even be one of the sorts that do these things on the how when they are?
30:00 <Loof> i've no idea what floss is talking about, too many people on ignore lol
30:00 <Vagisil> nah
30:00 <Vagisil> shes tlakin to herself
30:00 <Loof> ah
30:12 <Loof> same
30:33 <Floss> Do you think they can even be one of the sorts that do these things on the how when they are?
31:00 <Loof> i've no idea what floss is talking about, too many people on ignore lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's autocorrect on random
31:00 <Vagisil> ok
31:00 <Floss> Its floss on random
31:00 <Floss> Wikki wikki wikki
31:08 <Vagisil> nah
31:11 <Vagisil> shes tlakin to herself
31:16 <Loof> ah
31:38 <Bastardly_One> it's autocorrect on random
31:59 <Vagisil> ok
32:00 <Loof> injection today :(
32:00 <Loof> stupid shit
32:02 <Floss> Its floss on random
32:15 <Floss> Wikki wikki wikki
32:51 <Loof> injection today :(
32:59 <Loof> stupid shit
33:00 <Floss> In the butt
33:00 <Loof> shoulder
33:00 <Loof> no guy is seeing my but
33:00 <Loof> might slip the finger in
33:21 <Floss> In the butt
33:27 <Loof> shoulder
33:43 <Loof> no guy is seeing my but
34:00 <Floss> Why the finger
34:00 <Loof> foreplay
34:00 <Floss> Do you think ur ass is worth that
34:00 <Loof> who'd want to risk it
34:00 <Vagisil> whats that site that lets u play music and it shows the music line thing in front of u
34:05 <Loof> might slip the finger in
34:23 <Floss> Why the finger
34:29 <Loof> foreplay
34:34 <Floss> Do you think ur ass is worth that
34:58 <Loof> who'd want to risk it
35:00 <Vagisil> lol
35:00 <Floss> Celebrity in the theater.com
35:18 <Vagisil> whats that site that lets u play music and it shows the music line thing in front of u
35:25 <Vagisil> lol
35:51 <Floss> Celebrity in the theater.com
37:00 <Loof> hi beehhh
37:00 <Roger_Walter> guy died of a plane crash on morrambina
37:00 <Roger_Walter> hi man how is it
37:00 <Loof> could be better
37:00 <Loof> pretty bored
37:00 <Roger_Walter> good to see ya
37:00 <Loof> you too
37:00 <Loof> i need coffee brb
37:23 Join: Roger_Walter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:35 <Loof> hi beehhh
37:38 <Roger_Walter> guy died of a plane crash on morrambina
37:50 <Roger_Walter> hi man how is it
37:56 <Loof> could be better
37:58 <Loof> pretty bored
38:00 <Roger_Walter> i had mocca frapees
38:00 <Floss> Do not be able at the way you can be able to
38:00 <Roger_Walter> norway is so beautiful
38:04 <Roger_Walter> good to see ya
38:07 <Loof> you too
38:16 <Loof> i need coffee brb
38:25 <Roger_Walter> i had mocca frapees
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38:58 <Floss> Do not be able at the way you can be able to
39:00 <Floss> Seventh grade and then we have any attachments
39:00 <Roger_Walter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPZCEE3koyc
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tromso, Norway (Long) (Mar 18, 2013) 10:08 - Category: Travel & Events - 9,448 views - likes (90%), dislikes (10%)
39:07 <Roger_Walter> norway is so beautiful
39:51 <Floss> Seventh grade and then we have any attachments
39:53 <Roger_Walter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPZCEE3koyc
39:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tromso, Norway (Long) (Mar 18, 2013) 10:08 - Category: Travel & Events - 9,448 views - likes (90%), dislikes (10%)
40:00 <Vagisil> trying to remember a fucking song from a movie/tv show
40:00 <Vagisil> dont know either
40:00 <Vagisil> something about angels
40:00 <Floss> I like it when we have a few days and then we have a few weeks
40:00 <Vagisil> secret life of us i think was the show
40:00 <Roger_Walter> http://www.selfignition.com/uploads/2/2/5/0/2250392/2955584.jpg?365
40:49 <Vagisil> trying to remember a fucking song from a movie/tv show
40:52 <Vagisil> dont know either
40:56 <Vagisil> something about angels
40:58 <Floss> I like it when we have a few days and then we have a few weeks
41:00 <Roger_Walter> robbie williams
41:00 <Vagisil> nah
41:12 <Vagisil> secret life of us i think was the show
41:15 <Roger_Walter> http://www.selfignition.com/uploads/2/2/5/0/2250392/2955584.jpg?365
41:29 <Roger_Walter> robbie williams
42:00 <Floss> Don't forget that the new year of the other day to see the other day
42:17 <Vagisil> nah
42:23 <Floss> Don't forget that the new year of the other day to see the other day
43:00 <Roger_Walter> rather shoot me legs than be an adrenaline seeking cunt
43:44 <Roger_Walter> rather shoot me legs than be an adrenaline seeking cunt
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46:00 <Vagisil> i think about you constantly
46:00 <Vagisil> something something pale blue sky
46:00 <Loof> fuck this cold
46:00 <Loof> beneath?
46:00 <fletcher> cold?
46:00 <Floss> Adrenaline rush to be thought it is the new way
46:00 <Loof> a
46:00 <Loof> floss wtf
46:40 <Vagisil> i think about you constantly
46:48 <Vagisil> something something pale blue sky
46:50 <Loof> fuck this cold
46:55 <Loof> beneath?
46:57 <fletcher> cold?
47:00 <Loof> you're hurting my brain
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1779337_578190615641413_3268351464936359066_n.jpg?oh=1e187759f6f662413d7722c683d83283&oe=54AE0045&__gda__=1420424414_d04d0a37690290a6285c0893da186166
47:00 <Vagisil> flights of angels smile down on you
47:00 <Roger_Walter> loof http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-zinczenko/8-foods-you-should-eat-ev_b_5909080.html
47:00 <Vagisil> flashing but i love everything u do
47:00 <Vagisil> sit there watching you but time stood still
47:00 <Vagisil> time i could kill
47:00 <Vagisil> its coming back to me lol
47:04 <Floss> Adrenaline rush to be thought it is the new way
47:04 <Loof> a
47:13 <Loof> floss wtf
47:25 <Loof> you're hurting my brain
47:30 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1779337_578190615641413_3268351464936359066_n.jpg?oh=1e187759f6f662413d7722c683d83283&oe=54AE0045&__gda__=1420424414_d04d0a37690290a6285c0893da186166
47:49 <Vagisil> flights of angels smile down on you
47:56 <Roger_Walter> loof http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-zinczenko/8-foods-you-should-eat-ev_b_5909080.html
47:57 <Vagisil> flashing but i love everything u do
48:00 <Floss> Angels have the capacity to be able to see many people who are buckets
48:00 <Loof> awesome thanks beehhh
48:00 <Roger_Walter> likewise all good
48:00 <doctor> is it of the typical leafy green vegitable food group?
48:05 <Vagisil> sit there watching you but time stood still
48:12 <Vagisil> time i could kill
48:21 <Vagisil> its coming back to me lol
48:36 <Floss> Angels have the capacity to be able to see many people who are buckets
48:44 <Loof> awesome thanks beehhh
49:00 <Floss> I would say fifty
49:00 <Floss> But not all sideways
49:00 <Roger_Walter> chinese peole consumer alot of blackbean 
49:00 <Roger_Walter> *consumes
49:00 <Loof> right floss is going on my ignore
49:00 <doctor> because, back when people werent being told what you eat so zealously as they do now, it seemed people were a lot thinner
49:00 <doctor> should
49:13 <Roger_Walter> likewise all good
49:20 <doctor> is it of the typical leafy green vegitable food group?
49:35 <Floss> I would say fifty
49:47 <Floss> But not all sideways
50:00 <Loof> life is too short for bs
50:00 <Vagisil> richard gillard lovely place to be
50:00 <Vagisil> fucking found it
50:00 <Vagisil> theres a billion brain cells ill never get back
50:00 <doctor> i'm just sick of these so called experts who get paid good money to teach common sense
50:00 <Floss> Thin people make good sticks
50:00 <doctor> its as if no one is responsible for their own selves anymore
50:00 <Vagisil> https://soundcloud.com/richardgillard/lovely-place-to-be
50:02 <Roger_Walter> chinese peole consumer alot of blackbean
50:10 <Roger_Walter> *consumes
50:10 <Loof> right floss is going on my ignore
50:11 <doctor> because, back when people werent being told what you eat so zealously as they do now, it seemed people were a lot thinner
50:21 <doctor> should
50:22 <Loof> life is too short for bs
50:44 <Vagisil> richard gillard lovely place to be
50:48 <Vagisil> fucking found it
50:54 <Vagisil> theres a billion brain cells ill never get back
50:59 <doctor> i'm just sick of these so called experts who get paid good money to teach common sense
51:00 <Vagisil> that was the site iw as trying to remmeber
51:00 <Roger_Walter> im going to learn finnish
51:00 <Floss> I don't think people have the right to say who they should eat
51:07 <Floss> Thin people make good sticks
51:13 <doctor> its as if no one is responsible for their own selves anymore
51:18 <Vagisil> https://soundcloud.com/richardgillard/lovely-place-to-be
51:26 <Vagisil> that was the site iw as trying to remmeber
51:37 <Roger_Walter> im going to learn finnish
51:56 <Floss> I don't think people have the right to say who they should eat
52:00 <Floss> That's just me though
52:00 <doctor> eating people is wrong!
52:28 <Floss> That's just me though
52:58 <doctor> eating people is wrong!
53:00 <Roger_Walter> Tervetuloa kotiin
53:00 <Vagisil> what a lovely place to be
53:00 <Vagisil> i think about you constantlyyyy
53:00 <Floss> Wrong is when you have five badgers and only enough sandwiches for four
53:00 <Roger_Walter> eating creampies are like eating babies
53:00 <Vagisil> you're so loved and ill tell you why... ur hearts the brilliant blue skyyyy
53:00 <Loof> cheesy lyrics
53:00 <Roger_Walter> i wouldnt eat bushmeats
53:31 <Roger_Walter> Tervetuloa kotiin
53:47 <Vagisil> what a lovely place to be
53:50 <Vagisil> i think about you constantlyyyy
53:52 <Floss> Wrong is when you have five badgers and only enough sandwiches for four
53:58 <Roger_Walter> eating creampies are like eating babies
54:00 <Loof> i want to stop eating all meat
54:00 <Loof> it's putrid
54:00 <Floss> Bush administration and the squirrels had a party
54:00 <Loof> maybe just fish
54:00 <Floss> Everyone forgot their hands
54:00 <doctor> then the wolves ate the badgers because the badgers were promised by the rabbits that they'd be okay
54:05 <Vagisil> you're so loved and ill tell you why... ur hearts the brilliant blue skyyyy
54:14 <Loof> cheesy lyrics
54:18 <Roger_Walter> i wouldnt eat bushmeats
54:32 <Loof> i want to stop eating all meat
54:37 <Loof> it's putrid
54:42 <Floss> Bush administration and the squirrels had a party
54:58 <Loof> maybe just fish
55:00 <Vagisil> 2 wrong dont make a right.... but 3 rights make a left
55:00 <doctor> those cunning but deceptive bush administration rabbits
55:00 <Floss> Wolves are herbivores moron
55:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
55:00 <doctor> the badgers were cabbage patch badgers
55:00 <Vagisil> they are carnivourous u stupid moron
55:10 <Floss> Everyone forgot their hands
55:19 <doctor> then the wolves ate the badgers because the badgers were promised by the rabbits that they'd be okay
55:34 <Vagisil> 2 wrong dont make a right.... but 3 rights make a left
55:39 <doctor> those cunning but deceptive bush administration rabbits
55:49 <Floss> Wolves are herbivores moron
55:56 <Vagisil> lmfao
56:00 <Vagisil> theyll eat berries n shit when theyre starving to death
56:00 <Roger_Walter> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/one-dead-after-light-plane-crashes-into-home-in-chelsea-20141014-115tg4.html
56:00 <Floss> Wolves eat the leafy undergrowths of certain native Americans
56:00 <Floss> They are strictly vegetarian
56:00 <Loof> rich morons and their lethal toys
56:20 <doctor> the badgers were cabbage patch badgers
56:20 <Vagisil> they are carnivourous u stupid moron
56:28 <Vagisil> theyll eat berries n shit when theyre starving to death
56:30 <Roger_Walter> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/one-dead-after-light-plane-crashes-into-home-in-chelsea-20141014-115tg4.html
56:47 <Floss> Wolves eat the leafy undergrowths of certain native Americans
57:00 <Loof> hope the pilot died
57:00 <Loof> and noone was in the house
57:00 <Vagisil> lol
57:00 <Vagisil> can get a cessna 172s for like.. 40 grand
57:04 <Floss> They are strictly vegetarian
57:20 <Loof> rich morons and their lethal toys
57:29 <Loof> hope the pilot died
57:43 <Loof> and noone was in the house
58:00 <Vagisil> can get license for 12 grand
58:00 <doctor> just gotta be born into money. if you weren't then it's your own fault for not being born into money
58:00 <Roger_Walter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtd26pQe4A
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creating the Fighting Style of Dracula Untold (Jul 28, 2014) 3:02 - Category: Entertainment - 22,733 views - likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
58:00 <Loof> only 52 grand for your own plane?
58:00 <Loof> fuck
58:00 <Floss> Wolves can also be pilots but only in the continental UN
58:00 <Vagisil> http://www.planesales.com.au/aircraft/1-single-engine-propeller/285-cessna-172/5215-1967-cessna-172/
58:10 <Vagisil> lol
58:17 <Vagisil> can get a cessna 172s for like.. 40 grand
58:24 <Vagisil> can get license for 12 grand
58:33 <doctor> just gotta be born into money. if you weren't then it's your own fault for not being born into money
58:37 <Roger_Walter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtd26pQe4A
58:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creating the Fighting Style of Dracula Untold (Jul 28, 2014) 3:02 - Category: Entertainment - 22,733 views - likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
59:00 <Loof> i thought it would be a few hundred grand
59:00 <Vagisil> lol no
59:00 <Floss> But would that lift u tho
59:00 <Vagisil> i been in one :)
59:00 <Vagisil> 4 fucking times
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <Floss> Was there a furry person in the front
59:00 <Loof> i wouldn't
59:00 <Loof> i like living
59:00 <Loof> :P
59:00 <Vagisil> 210 much nicer though
59:00 <doctor> i heard wolves could fly for free underwater in the sahara
59:04 <Loof> only 52 grand for your own plane?
59:09 <Loof> fuck
59:13 <Floss> Wolves can also be pilots but only in the continental UN
59:17 <Vagisil> http://www.planesales.com.au/aircraft/1-single-engine-propeller/285-cessna-172/5215-1967-cessna-172/
59:27 <Loof> i thought it would be a few hundred grand
59:30 <Vagisil> lol no
59:34 <Floss> But would that lift u tho
59:38 <Vagisil> i been in one :)
59:44 <Vagisil> 4 fucking times
59:50 <Loof> nice
59:57 <Floss> Was there a furry person in the front
59:57 <Loof> i wouldn't
00:00 <Loof> i like living
00:00 <Floss> Only if the ritual has been notarised
00:00 <Loof> even surfing is too risky for me, even though i'd love to do it
00:00 <Loof> but sharks
00:00 <Loof> :(
00:00 <Floss> I think loof is a bit of a bitch
00:00 <Loof> seen too many surfers ripped to pieces on the net
00:00 <Loof> one cunt had his ass ripped off
00:00 <Floss> Better not go outside then
00:03 <Loof> :P
00:07 <Vagisil> 210 much nicer though
00:12 <doctor> i heard wolves could fly for free underwater in the sahara
00:31 <Floss> Only if the ritual has been notarised
00:31 <Loof> even surfing is too risky for me, even though i'd love to do it
00:33 <Loof> but sharks
00:34 <Loof> :(
00:48 <Floss> I think loof is a bit of a bitch
00:54 <Loof> seen too many surfers ripped to pieces on the net
01:00 <Floss> Sharks can walk on land now everyone knows that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> seen surfers on the net
01:00 <Floss> That's what 9/11 was all about
01:00 <Loof> i'd say make a virus that kills all sharks, but they taste to damn good
01:00 <Vagisil> http://www.planesales.com.au/aircraft/1-single-engine-propeller/2911-foxcon-terrier-200/3725-2008-foxcon-terrier-200/
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was net surfing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I saw this shark man
01:06 <Loof> one cunt had his ass ripped off
01:07 <Floss> Better not go outside then
01:28 <Floss> Sharks can walk on land now everyone knows that
01:39 <Bastardly_One> seen surfers on the net
01:40 <Floss> That's what 9/11 was all about
01:54 <Loof> i'd say make a virus that kills all sharks, but they taste to damn good
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01:57 <Vagisil> http://www.planesales.com.au/aircraft/1-single-engine-propeller/2911-foxcon-terrier-200/3725-2008-foxcon-terrier-200/
01:59 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was net surfing
02:00 <Loof> how much fuel do they use
02:00 <Floss> If you saw it on the internet then it was true
02:00 <Vagisil> 13 litres an hour
02:00 <Floss> No doubt
02:00 <Loof> that would be a rush
02:00 <Loof> but i'll stick to flight sims
02:04 <Bastardly_One> and I saw this shark man
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02:24 <Loof> how much fuel do they use
02:29 <Vagisil> 13 litres an hour
02:29 <Floss> If you saw it on the internet then it was true
02:40 <Floss> No doubt
02:56 <Loof> that would be a rush
03:00 <Vagisil> http://www.planesales.com.au/aircraft/1-single-engine-propeller/85-piper-cherokee/1745-1966-piper-cherokee/
03:00 <Floss> Did u know planes don't really even fly
03:00 <Vagisil> be my type
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking CUNT!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I give up for the night
03:00 <Loof> which reminds me i gotta install war thunder
03:00 <Floss> The air just moves around the plane
03:00 <Loof> and get good at it
03:00 <Vagisil> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the 9th time I've tried to kill that uruk
03:00 <Bastardly_One> his power just will become like 9348304923842093849203 if I keep losing
03:00 <Floss> It doesn't even leave the ground
03:00 <Loof> dogfighting is sooo hard man
03:08 <Loof> but i'll stick to flight sims
03:27 <Vagisil> http://www.planesales.com.au/aircraft/1-single-engine-propeller/85-piper-cherokee/1745-1966-piper-cherokee/
03:28 <Floss> Did u know planes don't really even fly
03:32 <Vagisil> be my type
03:38 <Bastardly_One> you fucking CUNT!
03:41 <Bastardly_One> I give up for the night
03:41 <Loof> which reminds me i gotta install war thunder
03:43 <Floss> The air just moves around the plane
03:46 <Loof> and get good at it
03:52 <Vagisil> lol
03:54 <Bastardly_One> that's the 9th time I've tried to kill that uruk
04:00 <Floss> It is if you are a duck
04:12 <Bastardly_One> his power just will become like 9348304923842093849203 if I keep losing
04:14 <Floss> It doesn't even leave the ground
04:14 <Loof> dogfighting is sooo hard man
05:00 <Loof> seroquel is kicking in
05:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzz
05:00 <fletcher> seroquel is not good mate
05:00 <Vagisil> touch doesnt exist
05:00 <fletcher> dont take that shit bro
05:00 <Vagisil> coz atoms dont have boundaries
05:18 <Floss> It is if you are a duck
05:23 <Loof> seroquel is kicking in
05:27 <Loof> zzzzzzzzz
06:00 <fletcher> seroquel is not good mate
06:00 <Floss> When you lay on your side all your vital organs stay upright
06:02 <Vagisil> touch doesnt exist
06:06 <fletcher> dont take that shit bro
06:07 <Vagisil> coz atoms dont have boundaries
06:56 <Floss> When you lay on your side all your vital organs stay upright
07:00 <Floss> Which is why ppl with enlarged organs have trouble breathing
07:00 <Loof> i didn't touch or rape her - coz atoms dont have boundaries
07:00 <Vagisil> lolol
07:00 <Loof> wonder if that would work in court
07:41 <Floss> Which is why ppl with enlarged organs have trouble breathing
08:04 <Loof> i didn't touch or rape her - coz atoms dont have boundaries
08:10 <Vagisil> lolol
08:12 <Loof> wonder if that would work in court
09:00 <Vagisil> driving at 95kph... it would only take u an hour to reach outer space.. if your car could drive straight up
09:00 <Floss> But it would have to be the size of a fridge
09:38 <Vagisil> driving at 95kph... it would only take u an hour to reach outer space.. if your car could drive straight up
10:00 <Vagisil> lol
10:00 <Vagisil> nite
10:00 <Floss> Or it wouldn't even make it off the ground
10:00 <Vagisil> ...
10:00 <Vagisil> you're still moving at 95kph
10:08 <Floss> But it would have to be the size of a fridge
10:49 <Vagisil> lol
10:56 <Vagisil> nite
10:59 <Floss> Or it wouldn't even make it off the ground
11:00 <Vagisil> regardless of gravity
11:00 <Vagisil> as long as you were moving at 95kph.. outer space is an hour away
11:00 <Vagisil> did you learn english at school.. or?
11:00 <Floss> It would have to be fridge size though
11:00 <Vagisil> it could be any size it wanted
11:00 <Floss> Its simple physics
11:00 <Vagisil> as long as it was travelling at 95kph.
11:00 <Vagisil> simple lizderp
11:11 <Vagisil> ...
11:16 <Vagisil> you're still moving at 95kph
11:21 <Vagisil> regardless of gravity
11:31 <Vagisil> as long as you were moving at 95kph.. outer space is an hour away
11:35 <Vagisil> did you learn english at school.. or?
11:48 <Floss> It would have to be fridge size though
11:53 <Vagisil> it could be any size it wanted
11:58 <Floss> Its simple physics
12:00 <Vagisil> as long as it was travelling at 95kph.
12:00 <Floss> It could only be small
12:00 <Vagisil> lol..
12:00 <Vagisil> unless it was a rocket.
12:00 <Floss> You are close though well done
12:00 <Vagisil> which is like.. massive.
12:00 <Vagisil> herp.
12:08 <Vagisil> simple lizderp
12:35 <Floss> It could only be small
12:39 <Vagisil> lol..
12:42 <Vagisil> unless it was a rocket.
12:45 <Floss> You are close though well done
12:54 <Vagisil> which is like.. massive.
13:00 <Floss> It wouldn't reach out of space because it doesn't have enough fuel
13:00 <Floss> Even fridge sized
13:00 <Vagisil> lol.
13:00 <Vagisil> out of space... fuckin lol
13:15 <Vagisil> herp.
13:51 <Floss> It wouldn't reach out of space because it doesn't have enough fuel
14:00 <Floss> Isn't that what its callex
14:00 <Vagisil> outer space.
14:00 <Vagisil> nite
14:00 <Floss> Then once it reaches the solor system it would become part of the suns orbit
14:01 <Floss> Even fridge sized
14:08 <Vagisil> lol.
14:14 <Vagisil> out of space... fuckin lol
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14:27 <Floss> Isn't that what its callex
14:33 <Vagisil> outer space.
14:39 <Vagisil> nite
15:06 <Floss> Then once it reaches the solor system it would become part of the suns orbit
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56:00 <Saemon> hola
57:09 <Saemon> hola
34:00 <BlackDevil> Kesha claims she was sexually and physically abused by her producer, Dr. Luke
34:55 <BlackDevil> Kesha claims she was sexually and physically abused by her producer, Dr. Luke
37:00 <doctor> another one
37:00 <doctor> everyones getting molested 
38:00 <BlackDevil> 10-year-old boy charged as an adult in killing of 90-year-old woman
38:06 <doctor> another one
38:19 <doctor> everyones getting molested
39:00 <BlackDevil> A 10-year-old boy apparently angry that a 90-year-old woman had yelled at him held a cane against her throat and repeatedly punched her, killing her
39:00 <BlackDevil> missing a whole sentence there
39:00 <BlackDevil> whom ever wrote that is shit
39:19 <BlackDevil> 10-year-old boy charged as an adult in killing of 90-year-old woman
39:39 <BlackDevil> A 10-year-old boy apparently angry that a 90-year-old woman had yelled at him held a cane against her throat and repeatedly punched her, killing her
39:59 <BlackDevil> missing a whole sentence there
40:10 <BlackDevil> whom ever wrote that is shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pennsylvania-boy-10-charged-adult-murder-90-year-old-woman-article-1.1973518
41:34 <Bastardly_One> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pennsylvania-boy-10-charged-adult-murder-90-year-old-woman-article-1.1973518
42:00 <BlackDevil> cane around her neck and pushed it into her throat for four to five seconds before punching her five times in the throat and five times in the stomach
42:00 <BlackDevil> "I was only trying to hurt her,"
42:59 <BlackDevil> cane around her neck and pushed it into her throat for four to five seconds before punching her five times in the throat and five times in the stomach
43:09 <BlackDevil> "I was only trying to hurt her,"
44:00 <doctor> lol at comments
45:00 <doctor> He has to be put down now - immediately.  He will do this again.  He is sick beyond curing. 
45:09 <doctor> lol at comments
45:25 <doctor> He has to be put down now - immediately. He will do this again. He is sick beyond curing.
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02:00 <Saemon> i always find it disturbing when someone much younger kills someone much older
03:00 <Saemon> the shifting of the balances of power
03:00 <Saemon> a few yrs back, he would have been 5, and that lady 85
03:00 <Saemon> she could have probably taken him out then
03:09 <Saemon> i always find it disturbing when someone much younger kills someone much older
03:33 <Saemon> the shifting of the balances of power
03:48 <Saemon> a few yrs back, he would have been 5, and that lady 85
03:59 <Saemon> she could have probably taken him out then
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00:00 <BlackDevil> OMG FACEBOOK IS DOWN AGAIN!
00:00 <BlackDevil> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
00:26 <BlackDevil> OMG FACEBOOK IS DOWN AGAIN!
00:30 <BlackDevil> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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08:00 <matrix> Facebook down???
08:00 <matrix> Not down for me lol
09:06 <matrix> Facebook down???
09:14 <matrix> Not down for me lol
10:00 <BlackDevil> apparently it was just a link
10:00 <BlackDevil> part of a server
11:03 <BlackDevil> apparently it was just a link
11:08 <BlackDevil> part of a server
13:00 <matrix> Fairs enough
13:00 <matrix> How are you anyway
13:28 <matrix> Fairs enough
13:35 <matrix> How are you anyway
14:00 <BlackDevil> relaxing
14:00 <BlackDevil> hitting me bong
14:55 <BlackDevil> relaxing
14:59 <BlackDevil> hitting me bong
15:00 <matrix> Lol I started work at 5 but it's been a dead quiet morning.  everything is working normally with no errors
15:28 <matrix> Lol I started work at 5 but it's been a dead quiet morning. everything is working normally with no errors
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44:00 <matrix> Morning all
45:10 <matrix> Morning all
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15:56 <matrix> Back to reality I go
15:58 <matrix> ciao
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23:00 <Blarp> hmmmm
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06:00 <Student> nice 
06:00 <Student> i like it Quiet in here :P
13:40 <Blarp> did I miss anything?
15:34 <frayedknot> no, nothing
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26:00 <hornibixdressa> anyone care to chat or meet up for a chat pm me plz?
27:00 <Fez> U a hairdresser?
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29:00 <hornibixdressa> nope
30:00 <Fez> K
30:00 <Student> :)
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05:45 <BlackDevil> http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/zach-galifianakis-lost-a-ton-of-weight-and-its-really-freaking-me-out/
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09:00 <Kynetic> u need a haircut fez?
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10:00 <Student> ha ha 
10:00 <Student> he need a hairdresser 
10:00 <Student> :P
10:00 <Fez> Yea mate
11:00 <Fez> Wanna shave my balls kynetic?
13:00 <Kynetic> already have
13:00 <Kynetic> when u were sleepin
13:00 <Fez> Cheers mate
17:00 <Student> ha h a
21:00 <Fez> Ive got bush
21:00 <Student> you seem so "co-operating" Kynetic
21:00 <Fez> Bushels*
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26:00 <Kynetic> i sure am Student
26:00 <Kynetic> would you like to "co-operate" with me?
28:06 <Werethekau> Werethekau
28:58 <Werethekau> BlackDevil: rofl did you know I was zlined for a week cause bonny thought I was element?
29:00 <matrix> morning
29:00 <Student> Kynetic that depends on the conditions of "co-operating" ;P
30:00 <Kynetic> i prefer to "cooperate" with my penis
30:19 <Werethekau> BlackDevil: also I sent you an email. You should check the attachment. Its good.
31:00 <Student> two blades cannot go in one shelter :p 
32:00 <matrix> I'll cooperate with ....  actually no I won't
32:00 <matrix> Two blades in one ......   nope not going there either
32:35 <BlackDevil> i got no email
32:51 <Werethekau> your nick at austnet.org ?
33:00 <matrix> :-)
33:02 <Werethekau> I sent it from [email protected]
34:00 <Student> ha ha
34:01 <BlackDevil> sorry, never got it
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38:00 <Blarp> Student I suspect hornibixdressa might be interested in an arrangement there, seems to have every almost base covered
40:01 <Werethekau> well
40:06 <Werethekau> can you email me a picture of your dick?
40:35 <BlackDevil> not at this time
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45:54 <Werethekau> Later you will?
46:00 <matrix> I suspect hornibixdressa is a bot
46:00 <matrix> or an idiot troll
46:00 <matrix> It repeats the message for chat every two hours 
47:00 <matrix> And according to ishmael it gives responses that make no sense
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49:00 <matrix> Anyway.   Back to reality for me
50:00 <Fez> Im a 44 yr old man and i want a sandwich
50:00 <Blarp> I just made a sandwich, but it's all mine
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51:00 <Student> is that too much to ask from a 44yr old to prepare a sandwich?
51:00 <Fez> Lol
52:00 <Student> ;)
52:00 <Student> these old peoples ;)
53:00 <Blarp> *sigh* another hour before I have to think about getting ready for work
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37:42 <BlackDevil> Facebook, Apple paying to freeze employees' eggs to allow them to put off motherhood
49:00 <hornibixdressa> anyone care to chat or meet up for a chat pm me plz?
52:00 <Blarp> I like aeroplane jelly
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54:00 <British^Meat> sure baby
54:00 <GrEmLiNz> areoplane jelly for meeeeeeeee
54:00 <British^Meat> oh im so hot baby
54:00 <British^Meat> pm me baby
54:00 <British^Meat> yeh baby
54:35 <Blarp> I wonder which works out cheaper BlackDevil, paying for the eggs, or parental leave plus training the replacement
55:00 <British^Meat> baby?
55:00 <British^Meat> I thought we had something going
56:00 <Blarp> :D
57:00 <British^Meat> what a bitch!
57:00 <British^Meat> Sorry hornibixdressa
57:00 <British^Meat> lets never fight again
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59:00 <Blarp> Now I feel dirty... I'm going to have a shower
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19:06 <Werethekau> Where is pandis anyway?
19:43 <Werethekau> Mental health unit?
21:51 <British^Meat> probably, but TBH honest he need a break from IRC. it was literally making him more mental
23:19 <mzyoyo> yeah
24:14 <British^Meat> he's probs just ingognito anyways. But im not entirely sure he knows how to get around a Z-line
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31:59 <matrix> panda will be back
32:32 <matrix> I am sure he was here under a different nick a couple of nights ago, but there have been a heap of opers in this chan lately
35:35 <Werethekau> I don't think he'll be banned anymore
35:42 <Werethekau> Didn't Serenity & Maurice rage quit?
38:49 <matrix> pandas isn't banned from the room he was zlined
39:08 <matrix> Maurice was fine last I saw here and serenity is on a holiday I believe
42:06 <British^Meat> nah, he wont get banned from here
42:10 <British^Meat> he's cotton wooled in here
42:45 <matrix> server zline is different though
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49:13 <British^Meat> By the way, who in here set the Picard ban?
49:18 <British^Meat> i wish to learn your knowledge
50:29 <matrix> It's an ops privilege to set a ban
50:34 <mrdanger> haha
50:39 <mrdanger> an ops privilege
50:44 <mrdanger> he just wants to know how they did the ban
50:53 <mrdanger> because some bans are easy to evade, some aren't
51:01 <matrix> chan op has a help command
51:05 <British^Meat> yer
51:13 <British^Meat> and i keep banning him from my room
51:20 <British^Meat> but everyday he comes back and floods it :(
51:28 <mrdanger> ./chanop help bans
51:29 <matrix> Just need the right mask
51:47 <mrdanger> doesnt particularly help with
51:48 <matrix> He always uses picard
51:50 <mrdanger> what he wants to know
52:07 <matrix> So ban Picard!*@*
53:56 <British^Meat> i shall try this method and report my findings at a later date
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06:28 <mrdanger> anybody big on CSS?
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07:03 <British^Meat> only...
07:06 <British^Meat> jailbreak mode :)
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08:09 <British^Meat> u dig?
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29:00 <matrix> wb BM
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35:00 <British^Meat> cheers
35:00 <British^Meat> was ridin
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40:00 <British^Meat> dood dude
41:00 <Doodle> o/
45:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10471262_745920605462040_8814937543337633978_n.jpg?oh=824578b4c6c38daf79965363a71f0873&oe=54B553CB&__gda__=1420640627_8cb2a8fe7e738ca3b8858f2c97affba6
47:07 <matrix> afternoon all
47:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo
47:40 <BlackDevil> i like how calm this channel is
47:51 <TheRon> yes
48:01 <BlackDevil> this is how a channel should be
48:05 <BlackDevil> not like before
49:51 <TheRon> what kind of shit went down before?
50:00 <doctor> ohoho, you sly dog you 
50:59 <TheRon> was loof his happy go lucky self?
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51:34 <^Aus_Bloke> a channel that idles and not much of chatting going on? yeah great way to make the channel so much better that will bring everyone here and jump for joy
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52:48 <TheRon> what can't the channel topic have like cricket scores or something??
54:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timbuk 3 - The Future's So Bright (Mar 12, 2009) 3:21 - Category: Music - 742,392 views - likes (97.1%), dislikes (2.9%)
55:13 <^Aus_Bloke> 40+ users
55:17 <^Aus_Bloke> haha
55:20 <^Aus_Bloke> what a joke
55:33 <doctor> you are more than welcome to leave and never return
55:33 <TheRon> 40 plus idlers
55:40 <^Aus_Bloke> smaller and smaller and smaller
56:12 <^Aus_Bloke> doctor doctor
56:20 <^Aus_Bloke> this is your home
56:37 <^Aus_Bloke> no melb no austnet
56:41 <^Aus_Bloke> haha
57:06 <TheRon> WE'VE GOT ONE!
57:23 <doctor> No my home is in Perth. I just live a pretty cruisy, easy life with no worries so I can afford to idle here
57:24 <^Aus_Bloke> *bell rings*
57:43 <doctor> You on the other hand sound rather miserable
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57:55 <^Aus_Bloke> you would say that doc
58:06 <TheRon> hey mate, smile a bit
58:11 <^Aus_Bloke> abuse is allowed
58:15 <^Aus_Bloke> but only for some
58:20 <^Aus_Bloke> differnet for others
58:39 <^Aus_Bloke> between like and dislike
58:51 <^Aus_Bloke> its how its run doc
59:00 <^Aus_Bloke> not 'rules'
59:30 <TheRon> ali told me i'm the greatest
01:45 <doctor> what are you listening to at the moment TheRon?
01:53 <TheRon> gunners
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02:35 <doctor> i'll see if i can pick out something
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04:34 <^Aus_Bloke> BlackDevil
04:43 * mrdanger slaps ^Aus_Bloke around a bit with a large trout
04:49 <^Aus_Bloke> why are you such a fuckwit?
04:57 <mrdanger> aww
05:04 <mrdanger> whys everybody go the sads with Jon these days?
05:16 <^Aus_Bloke> hes a dog
05:20 <mrdanger> lol
05:25 <mrdanger> how do you figure
05:44 <TheRon> is the new acdc out this week??
05:53 <mrdanger> I forgot
05:59 <^Aus_Bloke> acdc? they're shit now
06:04 <mrdanger> *topical*
06:10 <mrdanger> get it, I said I forgot coz that guys got dementia
06:12 <mrdanger> I'm hilarious
07:15 <TheRon> i bet your mum always did say you were special
07:19 <^Aus_Bloke> i just farted and it smells really bad
07:28 <mrdanger> nobody said special
07:31 <^Aus_Bloke> its a sign i need to shit
08:00 <FredFlinstone> gawd
08:33 <TheRon> we've got a fuckwit and it's ruining it for the rest of us
08:39 <FredFlinstone> indeed again
15:14 <TheRon> test starts in a week
15:58 <FredFlinstone> yepps
16:13 <^Aus_Bloke> yeah BlackDevil is indeed the fuckwit
16:19 <FredFlinstone> stfu
16:23 <FredFlinstone> idiot
16:24 <^Aus_Bloke> no u
16:32 <FredFlinstone> dead from the neck up
16:37 <FredFlinstone> moron
16:47 <TheRon> oxygen thief
16:51 <^Aus_Bloke> how old are you?
16:56 <^Aus_Bloke> get a life freak
16:57 <FredFlinstone> someone kick this arse fucker please
17:28 <TheRon> clarke is playing pakistan a
17:50 <^Aus_Bloke> oh yeah first thing you want is someone kicked or banned
17:56 <^Aus_Bloke> cause youre a sook
18:02 <^Aus_Bloke> you can dish it
18:04 <^Aus_Bloke> but cant take it
18:20 <TheRon> that fuckwit stench is so strong
18:31 <^Aus_Bloke> you better shower then Ron
19:10 <matrix> afternoon all
19:49 <TheRon> you seen the squad
20:31 <TheRon> hilfy, rogers, siddle.....
21:12 <FredFlinstone> indeed
21:40 <TheRon> johnno wont play tonight
22:01 Quit: CoCoaButter ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:26 <FredFlinstone> come on aussies come on come on
23:29 <TheRon> i'm predicting a 2 nil win quite easily
24:09 <TheRon> if pakistan had a spinner i'd be worried
24:33 Join: Wet^n^Wild ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:07 * matrix yawns
29:26 <TheRon> sam's boobs?
29:35 <matrix> stfu
29:41 <matrix> :P
29:44 <TheRon> what?
29:55 <FredFlinstone> shut the fuck up
29:56 <FredFlinstone> lmao
30:01 <FredFlinstone> dunno why
30:42 <matrix> I a mregretting my little rant atm
30:52 <matrix> anyway
30:54 <matrix> moving on
31:07 <TheRon> i enjoyed it
31:11 <matrix> I bet
31:16 <matrix> :-)
31:44 Join: Loof ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:23 <matrix> howdy loofster
32:41 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
32:41 <Loof> hey matrix :)
32:49 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
32:52 <TheRon> loof kick us of with a zinger
32:59 <matrix> B1 you old cuntox
33:00 <Fez> Huh
33:56 <Loof> die b1
34:00 <Bastardly_One> .
34:04 <Loof> die in agony
34:10 <matrix> nah
34:12 <Loof> while being raped
34:14 <matrix> death is too nice an end
34:18 <TheRon> how come, he's so harmless
34:18 <matrix> :P
34:21 <^Aus_Bloke> skull fucked
34:22 <Loof> lol true
34:35 Join: frayedknot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:39 <matrix> B1 was telling me to fuck up anyway I am sure
35:48 <matrix> where are all the freaking normal ppl these days
36:11 <Loof> there's fewer and fewer of them
36:24 <Loof> they world is getting more crazy
36:44 <matrix> m,aybe I should take B1's advice and fuck-up. I can feel an emo mood coming on
37:05 <TheRon> emo moods don't help anyone
37:12 <matrix> no just ask B1
37:59 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore, i've forgotten what i started fighting for.....
38:01 <Loof> wonder how you get oxygen into soil
38:10 <^Aus_Bloke> speedwagon
38:16 <TheRon> yep
38:18 <matrix> you could try farting, but that wont do a lot
38:20 <Doodle> aerator
38:32 <matrix> digging up the soil a bit with a fork is probably best
38:44 <matrix> stick the fork in, wiggle it a bit, then pull it straight out
38:52 <Doodle> or use an aerator
39:12 <matrix> Doodle, depends if the person knows what an aerator is
39:28 <TheRon> you hire one of those
39:33 <Loof> i googled it
39:40 <Loof> they're big machines
39:48 <matrix> I prefer the manual labour of a garden fork
39:52 <matrix> It's therpeutic
39:58 <matrix> therapeutic*
39:59 <Bastardly_One> he's talking about his mull seeds
40:07 <Loof> might damage the plant roots with a fork
40:09 <matrix> oh he only needs a baby fork then
40:10 <matrix> lol
40:11 <matrix> nah
40:20 <matrix> you wont damage the roots if you are careful
40:23 <TheRon> jim's mowing??
40:26 <Bastardly_One> just find his address out and steal the and report him to Human Services while at it
40:32 <matrix> I would of done them hydroponic though
40:43 <Loof> later i will
40:48 <^Aus_Bloke> not everyone is like you Bastardly_One
40:52 <TheRon> i don't partake so i have no idea
40:56 <^Aus_Bloke> stalking is bad
41:01 <matrix> its piss easy to set up hydroponics
41:07 <matrix> I do that for some of my tomatoes now
41:16 Join: fletcher ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:22 <Loof> $1500 i need for my hydro setup
41:25 <TheRon> tomatoes or "tomatoes"?
41:27 <^Aus_Bloke> mentalson
41:36 <matrix> buld your own hydro
41:42 <matrix> some PVC piping, a small pump
41:46 <matrix> piss easy
41:47 <fletcher> mentalson
42:00 <Loof> oh you mean outdoor
42:04 <fletcher> 1500 is very expensive hydro
42:06 <Loof> hydro
42:07 <matrix> outdoor or indoor
42:08 <fletcher> no he means indoor
42:16 <Loof> hmmm outdoor hydro
42:20 <matrix> wherever the fuck you want it really
42:20 <matrix> lol
42:22 <fletcher> Loof if you had to ask that question. growing even the most basic of weed is not for you
42:22 <Doodle> lights
42:23 <fletcher> give up
42:41 <matrix> a few halogens make cheap grow lights
42:47 <matrix> until you get setup right
42:48 <Doodle> no
42:51 <Doodle> use proper lights
42:51 <TheRon> is it really a good idea to discuss your growing of weed in an open public forum??
42:53 <Doodle> or dont bother
42:55 <Loof> 1 light is like $600
43:05 <fletcher> TheRon yeh it is
43:08 <matrix> Doodle: talking about on the cheap till you get there
43:12 <fletcher> considering its 2014 dickhead
43:15 <fletcher> austnet is dead
43:19 <matrix> halogens make a little heat
43:25 <fletcher> and cops dont care about afew kids thinking they can grow weed
43:25 <matrix> couple of flouros for UV
43:30 <matrix> cheap setup initially
43:37 <Doodle> not cheap to run
43:37 <matrix> until you get some cash behind you
43:47 <matrix> nor are proper lights lol
43:57 <Doodle> then why bother, just get proper lights
44:01 <TheRon> sell a couple of crops?
44:09 <matrix> cause Loof thinks 1500 is expensive
44:15 <matrix> how will he afford proper lights?
44:32 <Doodle> i'm sure he has a spare kidney
44:34 <Loof> after i sell the outdoors
44:34 <TheRon> and the wife lets him?
44:41 <Bastardly_One> can I suggest something?
44:42 <matrix> lol
44:43 <Loof> i'll buy a proper setup
44:49 <Bastardly_One> stop giving the cunt tips
44:53 <Doodle> lol
44:56 <matrix> B1 if you are going to say stfu then dont
45:00 <matrix> afternoon all
45:00 <Mew> rip austnet xoxo
45:00 <matrix> mew ??
45:03 <Bastardly_One> let him fail like he does at the rest of his life
45:12 <Bastardly_One> he's the biggest gunna on earth
45:15 <^Aus_Bloke> just like you8 have Bastardly_One
45:15 <Bastardly_One> gunna do this
45:17 <Loof> just put the bitter old cunt on ignore
45:17 <matrix> I am out of tips now anyway lol
45:21 <^Aus_Bloke> a failure
45:22 <TheRon> smoking weed seems like the cool thing to do
45:32 <matrix> TheRon I dont use it for weed
45:39 <matrix> I actually do grow tomatoes
45:40 <matrix> lol
45:49 <TheRon> one could be mistaken
46:00 <matrix> same principle for most plants
46:03 <Bastardly_One> they grow identically TheRon
46:09 <TheRon> i know
46:17 <matrix> get the conditions right and the plants grow
46:19 <matrix> :-)
46:25 <TheRon> tomotoe plants that don't fruit
46:42 <matrix> TheRon, got to get them to a certain point first
46:52 <matrix> you have them fruit too small and the plants die early
46:54 <Loof> it's been raining too much and the soil has no oxygen cause it's drenched
46:58 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
47:01 <matrix> and the fruit is a bit shit
47:01 <Loof> need some hot weather
47:09 <matrix> Loof: thats why you grow inside
47:11 <TheRon> my lemons are still tiny it's been 3 yeras
47:15 <matrix> controlled environment
47:23 <Loof> yeah i know
47:28 <Loof> that would be ideal
47:31 <matrix> TheRon: I dont want to know about your "lemons"
47:43 <TheRon> the plums?
47:45 <matrix> lol
47:56 <Loof> imagine having your own weed and beer supply
48:00 <Loof> hydro and homebrew
48:00 <Mew> she's dead
48:00 <Mew> old austnetina
48:04 <Loof> that would be heaven
48:11 <TheRon> i homebrew
48:25 <matrix> homebrew is good
48:34 <Loof> i've only made it once
48:36 <matrix> can control your own flavour and alcohol content
48:38 <Loof> best beer ever
48:42 <TheRon> gotta learn how to make that 8% stuff
49:00 <matrix> IT's something in the sugar I think TheRon
49:13 <Loof> yeah the more sugar the higher the alcohol content
49:13 <TheRon> it is
49:27 <Loof> when you're brewing
49:30 <matrix> too much sugar and your beer tastes like cordial though
49:33 <Loof> yeah
49:33 <TheRon> you don't want it too sweet though
49:57 <Doodle> beer is shit
50:07 <matrix> no Doodle beer is THE shit
50:08 <TheRon> here's a tip, freeze the yeast
50:08 <Loof> dont tell me u like wine
50:15 <TheRon> it dies in the cupboard
50:16 <Doodle> no
50:17 <Doodle> lol
50:19 <Doodle> wine is cat piss
50:20 <Loof> spirits rule
50:25 <Doodle> red wine is ok in small doses
50:30 <Bastardly_One> beer is shit
50:32 <Loof> tequilla
50:45 <Bastardly_One> wine is piss n vinegar
50:50 <FredFlinstone> lots doses
50:50 <Doodle> what about a nice cup of tea
50:51 <TheRon> i have found that nerdlingers don't like beer
50:59 <Loof> that's an awesome idea
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
51:00 <matrix> cant call it dead just cause one channel falls apart
51:02 <Loof> actually
51:02 <FredFlinstone> and you have drunk cats piss?
51:10 <Doodle> no but i've smelt it
51:14 <Bastardly_One> yes
51:14 * FredFlinstone shakes his head
51:20 <FredFlinstone> no class
51:22 <TheRon> get some coopers extra stout into ya
51:23 <matrix> cats piss wtf would you drink that
51:23 <Bastardly_One> his cat pisses in his mouth all the tie
51:27 <Bastardly_One> *time
51:31 <Doodle> my cat pisses on my car
51:31 <FredFlinstone> most of the world drinks wine ffs
51:37 <matrix> lol
51:37 <Doodle> and other peoples cars
51:48 <Bastardly_One> he's not spayed?
51:51 <FredFlinstone> yes the mere fact you have cat says heaps
51:51 <Loof> must be a treehugger
51:54 <Doodle> i dont care cos i wash it every 2nd day
52:00 <matrix> b1 that colour is horrid
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
52:00 <matrix> if your wee is that colour
52:00 <matrix> there is somting wong
52:01 <Loof> hates cars
52:03 <matrix> the one time my cat pissed on the car ...... welll lets say it wont do it again
52:05 <FredFlinstone> guys with cats
52:07 <FredFlinstone> omfg
52:17 <doctor> get a dog in ya
52:28 <Loof> bbl
52:29 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
52:38 <Bastardly_One> dint hurry back
52:48 <Doodle> no he's not spayed Bastardly_One cos he is male
52:53 <Doodle> he is desexed tho
52:57 <TheRon> it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 5poo
53:04 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I meant
53:09 <FredFlinstone> sausage roll?
53:15 <FredFlinstone> go AC DC
53:18 <Bastardly_One> and still sprays on everything
53:18 <doctor> dogs can be a burden as they require a lot of attention. not for men who are on a mission
53:22 <FredFlinstone> fuck them all
53:22 <Doodle> yeah
53:24 <Bastardly_One> well that's different
53:30 <Doodle> he's desexed but he's still a total cunt
53:33 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:39 <Doodle> i had a dog
53:41 <FredFlinstone> its a pussy
53:42 <Doodle> i now have a cat
53:44 <Doodle> big woop
53:51 * FredFlinstone hmmmmzzzzz
53:53 <TheRon> it's a pussy that he calls a cock
53:57 <FredFlinstone> indeed
54:00 <matrix> oh ffs you're in one of THOSE moods
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 5bloody poo
54:00 <matrix> :P
54:00 <matrix> poor picard
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <matrix> he isnt that bad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be seething too
54:00 <matrix> he will be
54:01 <FredFlinstone> weird
54:05 <matrix> I had a dog
54:12 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
54:15 <matrix> cat scratched its nose and it ran to the kennel
54:15 <FredFlinstone> in ya?
54:21 <Bastardly_One> it is called a cock
54:21 <FredFlinstone> lmao
54:23 <matrix> didnt want to come out
54:27 <matrix> stupid fucking thing
54:32 <matrix> it was a great dane too
54:37 <FredFlinstone> wives can be like that too
54:39 <matrix> fucking big sook ass thing
54:41 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:50 <Bastardly_One> ought to see the size of Maurice's dog
54:57 <Bastardly_One> and it's scared of a kitten
55:00 <matrix> he doesnt go to any other chans
55:00 <matrix> another one
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Crikey
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <matrix> we wont have anyone left soon
55:01 <matrix> I read that so wrong then lol
55:10 <doctor> the big ones are the mopey ones
55:27 <matrix> something about size and Maurice in the same sentence just made it come out all wrong
55:58 <TheRon> new acdc out dec 2
56:00 <matrix> oh god it will be just you and me B1
56:00 <matrix> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather die
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
56:00 <matrix> lol that could be arranged ;-)
56:02 <matrix> woot
56:05 <TheRon> rock or bust
56:13 <Bastardly_One> My old dog would of just headbutt it and licked it
56:19 <FredFlinstone> do you know when they are touring TheRon?
56:21 <Bastardly_One> stupid bull terrier
56:24 <FredFlinstone> exact date
56:31 <Bastardly_One> they're not touring
56:41 <Bastardly_One> until they get a replacement guitarist
56:53 <Bastardly_One> Malcom had to quit due to dementia
57:00 <Bastardly_One> join the queue atm
57:00 <matrix> Only one person wants to kill me atm, and that is bad enough ......
57:00 <matrix> and shes managing to do it which is worse
57:10 <Bastardly_One> dunno why ... not too hard to remember the same song done 200 times is it?
57:29 <FredFlinstone> mates want to go and I spose I have to get the tickets
58:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the subject who wants to murder me 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had a give a fuck week ... it's been ... ummmmm ... fun
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <matrix> shes put me in the dreaded "just friends" category
58:00 <matrix> I'm screwed now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to kissa part II
58:32 <matrix> I'm a off to reality again peeps
58:36 <matrix> catch laterz
58:43 <matrix> stay beautiful :-)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> another one bites the dust
59:00 <matrix> fuck if Clarissa was my friend would say that
59:00 <matrix> she barely talks to me since she got engaged
59:00 <matrix> yeah the girl who was never getting married and never having another kid
59:00 <Student> decent girl
59:00 <matrix> pregnant and engaged
59:00 <matrix> blah
59:10 <TheRon> i googled, no dates yet
59:17 <FredFlinstone> ta
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I thik she deleted me forever agao
00:00 <matrix> Clarissa had a good way with words
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship might hear from her still
00:00 <matrix> I still have her on FB but she doesnt talk to me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or Bonny
00:00 <matrix> snoops you here?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he is somewhere 
00:00 <matrix> Bonny talks to me when I msg her sometimes
00:39 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIE8F_OL_Ds
00:39 <Bastardly_One> don't listen to me then
00:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Play Ball (Oct 7, 2014) 2:49 - Category: Music - 1,481,063 views - likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
00:59 <fletcher> look at this fucking room
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's at work though 
01:00 <matrix> but she is all important now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... her name is active more than she is 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a lot to deal with in real life 
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
01:00 <matrix> she has that austnet.org vhost now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there he is 
01:00 <matrix> she thinks she is better than us
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't at all 
01:00 <matrix> snoops you ever hear from clarissa
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> msg me and ill get back to you in just a tick
01:00 <matrix> Bastardly_One she does
01:04 <fletcher> its turned to shit
01:04 <Doodle> LOOK AT IT
01:19 <TheRon> whats that feltcher?
01:25 <Bastardly_One> wish you had a PS4 Doodle
01:34 <Doodle> i'd sell it for heroin
01:37 <Bastardly_One> you'd buy Drive Club
01:38 <Doodle> just kidding
01:46 <fletcher> drive club fuck it
01:55 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna go get it but I don't have anyone to add onto a team yet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya Snoops would of
02:00 <matrix> anyways
02:00 <matrix> I am well over Clarissa lol
02:00 <matrix> that was a while ago now B1
02:00 <matrix> 3 years or maybe more
02:04 <Bastardly_One> like none of my friends list has it
02:09 <Doodle> i wish there were some decent roads around here for rl drive club
02:33 <Bastardly_One> they finished work on the ross creek rd?
02:39 <Doodle> dunno
02:45 <Doodle> that road is shit anyway
02:47 <Bastardly_One> you know where i mean right?
02:52 <Doodle> yeah
02:54 <Doodle> ross creek road
02:58 <Doodle> the road to ross creek
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
03:00 <matrix> 2011 she started dating Andy
03:00 <matrix> at the beginning of 2011
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... but 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
03:00 <matrix> shes engaged to him now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that went quick
03:00 <matrix> jsut a bit hey
03:00 <Bastardly_One> more than a bit 
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey me and my missus spent about 6 months before we got engaged lol
03:05 <Bastardly_One> might be improved
03:09 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
03:15 <TheRon> acdc have still got it
03:17 <Doodle> lol
03:17 <Bastardly_One> lots of people go where?
03:32 <Bastardly_One> bit obvious it's down the bottom of sebas to me
03:38 <Bastardly_One> wherelse would it be?
03:40 <Doodle> past cherry tree road etc
03:47 <Doodle> past bells road
03:51 <Doodle> past tom jones rd
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just took that in 
04:00 <matrix> I'd been seeing Sam for over 2 years
04:00 <matrix> another one bites the dust
04:00 <matrix> fuck women lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but they have standards :(
04:00 <matrix> If I cant what hope have you got b1
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now ive been married almost 9 years and have a child
04:00 <matrix> :P
04:53 <fletcher> acdc suck now
04:56 <fletcher> they can fuck off
04:57 <Doodle> its all straight and patchy, no good for driving on
05:00 <matrix> good to get past the 7 year itch snoops
05:00 <Bastardly_One>  best investment you've ever made
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im dreading the 10 year one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> now get a PS4 :P
05:00 <Maurice> Ahh the good old days, when men were manly and the sheep were nervous
05:00 <matrix> oh hello Maurice
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they still are around Snoops Maurice
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i gotta get a good job first lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon woman
05:00 <Maurice> I've been married 10 yrs next month
05:25 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it's slightly cheap at JB?
05:44 <Bastardly_One> I got Shadow of Mordor for 20 cheaper than EB want for it
05:58 <Bastardly_One> I need to go down the street soon too
06:00 <Maurice> Afternoon
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Maurice the sheep still are nervous around me :D
06:00 <Bastardly_One> read hiss vhost
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <matrix> heres trouble
06:00 <Maurice> Thats coz you do the old bag legs down the front of your gumboots trick
06:00 <Maurice> Bag legs..
06:00 <Maurice> BACK*
06:00 <TheRon> lets see if we cant get up to no good
06:00 <matrix> bag legs sounds good lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I taught him a trick 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> velcro straps on his gumboots
06:00 <matrix> so B1 how high do you pull your pants up now
06:07 <fletcher> shadow of mordor we fuck?
06:20 <Doodle> err
06:22 <TheRon> sounds very game of thrones
07:00 <Bastardly_One> funny thing is we're both 1/4 Maori
07:00 <TheRon> is this a sheep thing??
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and come from opposing tribes
07:00 <matrix> apaprently the older you get, the higher your pants get
07:00 <BlackDevil> 7.4-magnitude underwater earthquake strikes off El Salvador coast.Felt throughout Central America.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and great mates
07:00 <Maurice> Nearly airport time, I hate that drive
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Cam is coming home
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you're in a good mood
07:00 <Maurice> No, hes home already
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you've gotten laid then
07:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
07:06 <TheRon> people keep telling to watch the walking dead for some reason
07:08 <Doodle> pick me up some noodle box while you're there thx Bastardly_One
07:21 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
07:27 <Bastardly_One> that prick has moved though
07:31 <Doodle> eh
07:32 <Bastardly_One> he's on Mair St now
07:35 <TheRon> doodle i rekcon the one in maxi is better
07:43 <Bastardly_One> both are good
07:47 <Doodle> hang on
07:52 <Doodle> noodle box have moved?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... if only he could make that money staying home huh?
08:00 <matrix> money isnt everything .......   oh fuck it I guess it is :P
08:00 <TheRon> stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight
08:07 <Bastardly_One> I swear they're in Mair St Now
08:13 <Bastardly_One> and that place is Mr Kebabs
08:14 <Doodle> nah
08:19 <doctor> if you buy it on steam from the us store you tend to get the games $20 cheaper
08:21 <Doodle> isnt that that crazy azn place
08:30 <TheRon> the armstrong st one is still there
08:38 <Bastardly_One> man!
08:44 <Bastardly_One> I must have my eyes shut
08:49 <doctor> that new civ game was selling for $79 here on steam, but in the us store it was $49
08:53 <doctor> makes no sense
09:00 <matrix> YOu got beer TheRon
09:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
09:00 <TheRon> lionel richie handed me one
09:00 <Bastardly_One> why are the Mavis's still so good
09:00 <matrix> lol
09:00 <matrix> cool
09:00 <matrix> hello Loof
09:00 <TheRon> haven't seen them in 10 years or more
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Lionel Ritchie handed you one
09:00 <Loof> hey
09:12 <Bastardly_One> doctor, I'm talking console
09:15 <TheRon> runaway train, running it right off the track
09:34 <Bastardly_One> Soul Asylum
09:40 <TheRon> acdc
09:43 <Bastardly_One> they were such a good band before that song
09:49 <doctor> i think you can get console games cheaper aswell if you buy them from england
09:50 <Bastardly_One> no wonder they broke up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I am listening to this old demo tape
10:00 <matrix> like the ad on the idiot box
10:00 <matrix> old demo's are good
10:00 <Bastardly_One> of songs that never ever got released
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn they're good
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cowbells!
10:00 <matrix> use to love demo tapes when I was working in radio
10:00 <Loof> just put some more seeds in
10:00 <TheRon> i'll stick to dire straits thank you very much
10:00 <Loof> love gardening
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a big flashback of there they used to rehearse
10:00 <matrix> Loof what seeds you put in
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where Sebastiaans is?
10:03 <Bastardly_One> doctor you can stupidly
10:21 <Bastardly_One> but right now I will walk into JB before 5:30
10:26 <Bastardly_One> and walk out with Drive Club
10:27 <doctor> EB is just too unaffordable unless you're looking in the bargain bins
10:43 <doctor> JBs alright
10:45 <Bastardly_One> I usually get a discount
10:51 <Bastardly_One> the manager is away though
10:56 <Bastardly_One> at EB
11:00 <TheRon> yes
11:00 <Loof> not tomatos
11:00 <Bastardly_One> behind there is like an cellar
11:00 <matrix> lol
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <matrix> B1 loof has seeds 
11:00 <Loof> i have tonnes
11:00 <matrix> you might want to get in good with him lol
11:00 <TheRon> you been thieving?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof can get fucked
11:00 <Loof> i put in super critical mass
11:00 <Loof> 800 grams per plant in theory
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have tonnes of seeds too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof won't get a thing
11:00 <TheRon> i have 5 seds\
11:13 <Bastardly_One> I think I own the local one
11:13 <doctor> yeah unfriendly people like me miss out
11:20 <Bastardly_One> the amount of money I've spent there
12:00 <TheRon> 5 seeds
12:00 <matrix> put in enough and 1 will grow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> his wife will find out and destroy the set up
12:00 <TheRon> good cider that
12:00 <Loof> yeah lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> besides
12:00 <Loof> i put the seeds in too deep and only 1 of three sprouted
12:00 <Bastardly_One> there is more to life than drugs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and smoking pot
12:00 <Loof> so i put three more in today only 1 cm deep
12:00 <matrix> B1 what else is there?
12:00 <TheRon> so much pot is smoked on irc
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm what else is there?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> video games and porn
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you know anything?
13:00 <TheRon> there's boobs
13:00 <Loof> this new fence is awesome the neigbours cant see shit
13:00 <matrix> and weed goes with VG and Porn
13:00 <Fez> Breasts
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what you're talking about?
13:00 <matrix> weed goes with boobs too
13:13 <doctor> they should give you a job there
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14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *hides the bong*
14:00 <matrix> see thats all you need
14:00 <matrix> :{
14:00 <matrix> :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings* you're down the drain
14:00 <matrix> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking shame
14:00 <TheRon> everything goes with boobs
14:00 <matrix> I am only half way down
14:00 <matrix> ffs
14:00 <matrix> fuck I miss Sam
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the way Matt sings this line though
14:00 <matrix> she has the most amazing chest
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a girl
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's awesome
14:01 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'd scare the customers
14:09 <Bastardly_One> I'm not very friendly either
14:13 <TheRon> we are the champions, my friend
14:38 <Bastardly_One> there was a guy that used go be on here that worked at the local one ... anyone remember Sonic Wolf?
14:45 <Bastardly_One> wheelchair guy
14:59 <TheRon> remember ALF?
15:00 <matrix> how DD's can sit like that is beyond me
15:00 <matrix> but they do
15:00 <TheRon> pics or gtfo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so she's fat 
15:00 <Fez> Theron. My favourite thing to go with boobs is more boobs
15:00 <TheRon> indeed
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, best thing to go with boobs is 
15:00 <TheRon> chocolate
15:00 <matrix> B1 if you cal 60kg at 5'9 fat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> booty
15:00 <matrix> call*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> pics!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and what's her FB?
15:23 <Bastardly_One> My sister still has a talking ALF
15:26 <Bastardly_One> no shit
15:34 <TheRon> nice
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16:00 <matrix> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hitting her up
16:00 <Fez> Oi
16:00 <matrix> dirty old cunt
16:00 <Fez> Im 5'9 60kg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
16:00 <matrix> Fez you have DD's ?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> both you and her are under weight
16:00 <Fez> No :(
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm five foot 7 and 58kg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am underweight
16:00 <matrix> you're also male
16:00 <matrix> Sam is female :P
16:03 <TheRon> anyway, he's back, in pog form
16:28 <Bastardly_One> IGN is being a cunt
16:39 <Bastardly_One> I am trying to read the Drive Club review
16:44 <Bastardly_One> and it is stalling
16:58 <TheRon> what's the first rule of drive club??
17:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point doctors worry
17:00 <TheRon> i have boobs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Fez isn't
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's under weight
17:00 <Fez> Im just too tall
17:00 <matrix> TheRon moobs dont count lol
17:00 <Fez> Nothin bout my weight
17:00 <TheRon> rats
17:00 <matrix> anyway
17:00 <matrix> no I am not sending pics of my ex out ok
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you then
17:00 <TheRon> oh carn
17:00 <matrix> end of it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone put matrix on ignore
17:00 <matrix> good
17:08 <Bastardly_One> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
17:08 <TheRon> we can't talk about drive club!!!!
17:14 <Bastardly_One> the evil within came out today
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17:24 <Bastardly_One> that's the game made by the guy who made Res Evil
17:27 <Bastardly_One> nice!
17:46 <TheRon> i love games so much
18:00 <matrix> no stfu cunts
18:00 <matrix> now*
18:00 <Fez> My superhot ex...
18:00 <Fez> No pics
18:00 <Seshat> whats a matrix?
18:00 <matrix> B1 if I get her back you can meet her
18:00 <matrix> :-)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not meeting the tits this week
18:18 <Bastardly_One> oh hush
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18:24 <Bastardly_One> everyone has a "thing"
18:29 <Bastardly_One> your's is sport
18:38 <TheRon> whens that top heavy chick coming to stay??
18:51 <Bastardly_One> Over the weekend
18:55 <Bastardly_One> but in Melbourne
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19:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from Syd
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I showed ya yesterday
19:00 <matrix> wtf
19:00 <matrix> you showed my naught
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the chick I showed you 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it the day before
19:00 <matrix> you didnt show me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I did 
19:00 <matrix> nope wasnt me 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it wasn't her best pic
19:00 <matrix> nope
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you are the cunt that asked
19:00 <matrix> not to me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
19:00 <matrix> I dont ask for pics
19:00 <matrix> go check your logs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link it again
19:04 <Bastardly_One> that's alright ...
19:06 <TheRon> bring her to ballarat
19:12 <Bastardly_One> Sat afternoon better be nice
19:13 <TheRon> she'll love it
19:21 <TheRon> 22 and sunny
19:25 <Bastardly_One> God
19:30 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
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19:47 <Bastardly_One> good ... the train ride will be a bit better then
19:55 <Bastardly_One> so much more boring when it's glum
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'll remember 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
20:00 <Loof> is win 8.1 any better than 8?
20:00 <matrix> fuck yeah
20:00 <matrix> you actually can use 8.1
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
20:16 <TheRon> planning on getting in there?
20:31 <Bastardly_One> never say never
20:36 <TheRon> nice
20:43 <Bastardly_One> but never expect anything then you're not disappointed are you?
21:00 <TheRon> but if you don't have a crack......
21:00 <Loof> cool cause i got a free upgrade :D
21:00 <matrix> yeah so did everyone
21:00 <matrix> lol
21:00 <Loof> ah i see
21:00 <matrix> Windows 9 is dead in the arse
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it was you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i3.tagstat.com/p1/0/LhDXX3Ju0D1Qe1i3bfm3jGu9mwGwn76Htnmv0HjPqB5jiv4l91_QaA==.jpg
21:00 <matrix> nect version of windows is windows 10
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I said this wasn't her best pic
21:00 <Fez> Ive decided i need acricket game
21:00 <matrix> never seen her B1
21:00 <matrix> but shes cute
21:16 <Bastardly_One> gotta be in it to win it
21:19 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:36 <TheRon> see everything comes back to sport in the end
21:41 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <matrix> I lvoe a girl with glasses
22:00 <matrix> nice lips
22:00 <Bastardly_One> a PT too
22:00 <British^Meat> bayonetta
22:00 <matrix> so is she your girl B1 ?
22:00 <Loof> white skin
22:00 <Bastardly_One> II
22:00 <TheRon> you get to play with those??
22:00 <Loof> perky tits
22:00 <Bastardly_One> got it yet?
22:00 <Loof> fat ass
22:00 <Loof> mmm
22:00 <matrix> the tits are pushed up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I read a review last night
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds awesome
22:00 <TheRon> photoshopped?
22:00 <matrix> she has her arms under them
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and she doesn't have a fat arse
22:00 <matrix> nah that isnt photo shopped
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll give ya another pic
22:18 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
22:29 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting Drive Club I think
22:42 <TheRon> starring brad pitt??
23:00 <matrix> she just is pushing them up to impress b1
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'll see how big they really are
23:00 <matrix> :P
23:00 <matrix> I like her face B1
23:00 <matrix> she has really nice lips 
23:00 <matrix> and I like her eyes too
23:00 <matrix> the eyebrows, meh, can take or leave
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i4.tagstat.com/p1/0/GRXhqhZY75C9ASbaT6bUFgkzCiT8oxM40Zft92Hd5RbISU31kIEDSw==.jpg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she looks to ... groom them?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:21 <fletcher> nah
23:23 <fletcher> drive club sucks
23:25 <fletcher> forza rips it
23:31 <fletcher> id buy an xbox just for forza
24:00 <matrix> told you she was pushing them up in the other pic
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but that shows you she is tiny but they're that big 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they go to the sides
24:00 <Bastardly_One> win
24:00 <matrix> she is top heavy, but still a size 12 to 14
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 12
24:00 <Bastardly_One> wants to get back to 10
24:00 <matrix> I was close
24:00 <matrix> she'll get to a ten
24:00 <matrix> but will lose a cup size or 2 in the process
24:05 <fletcher> wait for the new gt, but prob shit since all suck dogs dick like serenity
24:35 <TheRon> i wanna rock n roll all night and party every day
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a PT
25:00 <matrix> that dont mean squat
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she reckons she knows how to do that 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> without losing any
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <matrix> you cant target weight loss
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's always bragging about her tits
25:00 <matrix> course she is
25:00 <matrix> pm b1
25:00 <Loof> good boobs are so temporary
25:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry about it but go on 
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26:00 <Loof> very few woman over 40 have decent boobs
26:00 <Loof> even 30
26:00 <Loof> it's all downhill gravity wise from 30
26:00 <Loof> skin loses elasticity
26:00 <Loof> and before long
26:00 <Loof> grandma jugs
26:43 <Bastardly_One> actually
26:43 <TheRon> gws trade tom boyd to western bulldogs for ryan griffen and pick 6
26:48 <Bastardly_One> I am in 2 minds
26:54 <Bastardly_One> which means I won't get it today
27:00 <Loof> with saucer nipples
27:00 <Fez> Notice it more with the ass and legs though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs is addicted
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not here but he's on the PS4 playing
27:09 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I should get The Evil Within or not
27:12 <Bastardly_One> looks amazing
27:22 <Bastardly_One> seems to play really well
27:46 <Bastardly_One> but I get over FPS amazingly quick
28:00 <Bastardly_One> guess
28:00 <Fez> Fifa
28:00 <Fez> 15
28:00 <TheRon> fifa has boobs?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm it can
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if your player wears a tight kit
28:00 <matrix> eeewwwww
28:00 <Seshat> fifa has cunts
28:02 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should finish Shadow of Mordor and stfu unti I do
28:14 <Bastardly_One> like a drug pig ... more more more
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28:55 <TheRon> cum on feel the noise........
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ has cunts
29:00 <Loof> keep in mind 16 is legal in victoria when i say this; but compare a 16 year olds boobs to a 32 year olds, no contest
29:00 <Fez> Man chest ah
29:00 <TheRon> fifa has cunts playing
29:00 <matrix> 16 is partly legal
29:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
29:00 <Loof> no it's fully legal
29:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make me come to Redan!
29:00 <Loof> as long as you're not a guardian
29:00 <matrix> only up to a certain age difference
29:00 <TheRon> you'd run out of puff i'm not worried
29:00 <Loof> show me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> correct 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:07 <Bastardly_One> and you think you knooooooooooooooow
29:16 <Bastardly_One> but you haven't even seen my eyes
29:51 <TheRon> hello mzyoyo
29:55 <mzyoyo> hi
29:57 <Bastardly_One> Matt Thomas sings like a girl
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but actually matrix is right 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only legal between 16 and 18
30:00 <matrix> 18 is fully legal in Vic
30:00 <matrix> what B1 said
30:00 <Bastardly_One> within a few years
30:00 <Student> is that channel melbourne? :P
30:00 <Loof> i read the whole thing
30:00 <Loof> there's nothing about age difference
30:00 <Loof> show me
30:00 <Loof> on the .gov website
30:00 <matrix> unless it changed in the past 4 years
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he knows everything matrix
30:09 <TheRon> good day?
30:13 <mzyoyo> no u?
30:15 <Bastardly_One> maybe that's why the mavis's were so good
30:20 <TheRon> ok
30:21 <mzyoyo> but I'm clean
30:23 <mzyoyo> woo!
30:30 <TheRon> damn
30:50 <TheRon> you were dirty yeah?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> prove him wrong by googling it 
31:00 <matrix> it may have changed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and he'll still crack the shits
31:00 <matrix> Its ok I will live with being wrong :-)
31:00 <Loof> i searched to see if there's anything about age difference specifically
31:00 <Loof> it's handy to know these things
31:00 <Loof> and it's all A OK!
31:00 <Loof> but you'll look like a pedo
31:00 <Loof> totally
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you already look like one in the making 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> creep
32:00 <Loof> cause most people aren't aware 16 is legal
32:00 <matrix> how old are you Loof
32:00 <Loof> i'll answer that by saying i wouldn't personally date under 30
32:00 <Loof> yet i'm still not as old as b1
32:19 <TheRon> god i love ELO
32:36 <Bastardly_One> roll like thunder
32:42 <Bastardly_One> small stumps are underneath
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 38 I think
33:00 <Loof> young chicks are just good for a one nighter, after that they are just annoying
33:00 <matrix> Loof then wtf are we talking about 16 being legal
33:00 <Loof> even most 20 somethings
33:00 <matrix> wtf would you want with a 16yo
33:02 <Bastardly_One> I luff the mavis's
33:04 <Bastardly_One> still
33:34 <FredFlinstone> Al Green Lets Stay Together
34:00 <Fez> Her older sis?
34:00 <Loof> the sex would be good
34:00 <Loof> but she'd be annoying as fuck
34:00 <matrix> she will sound like you are fucking a bloody twinky doll
35:00 <Loof> i think it should be 18
35:00 <Loof> personally
35:00 <matrix> oh god did I just say that out loud
35:00 <Loof> 16 is still a child, but that's just my opinion
35:00 <Loof> if others can tolerate her immaturity, go for it
35:24 <TheRon> that 5 team trade went through
35:54 <mzyoyo> I was in need of a shower
35:59 <Bastardly_One> Oh good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what disturbs me 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> is how most of the males think in this channel
36:00 <matrix> Sam is 29, 10 years younger than me, and I felt the age difference there enough, that said I would take her back in a heart beat
36:00 <Bastardly_One> to even comtemplate certain things
36:00 <Seshat> Would you consider an 18 year old an adult?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> some of you cunts seriously need help
36:00 <matrix> I wouldnt go more than 10 years younger than me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> My limit is 30
36:08 <mzyoyo> gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddd
36:12 <Bastardly_One> by the time I get down the street
36:19 <Bastardly_One> JB will be closed
36:31 <Bastardly_One> shuts at 5:30 yeah TheRon?
36:37 <TheRon> dunno
36:45 <TheRon> you'd think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> because for my age I'm not very mature
37:00 <Seshat> I'd do an 18 year old but I wouldn't keep her
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't really see one my own age being that interested
37:00 <Loof> ^
37:00 <matrix> what would an 18 yo old want with someone over 30 anyway
37:00 <Seshat> My dick
37:00 <Loof> money
37:00 <matrix> and wtf would would the avg 30 yo male want with a fucking 18yo
37:00 <matrix> you guys are fucked in the head
37:00 <Loof> they look awesome at that age
37:16 <Bastardly_One> hope so
37:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:36 <TheRon> call in for a pint on the way
37:48 <TheRon> sorry that just what i'd do
38:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
38:00 <Loof> fresh
38:00 <Seshat> Some do. Some look 12
38:00 <matrix> you know what
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be immature but what could I have in common possibly?
38:00 <Loof> 12 is illegal dude
38:00 <Seshat> Genitals
38:00 <matrix> Most klate 20's girls have better bodies than the teens of today
38:00 <matrix> I fucking drive home from work 11pm sat night
38:00 <matrix> the fuckign fat sluts in their skimpy shirts at the clubs\
38:00 <matrix> its fucking gross
38:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, you are like pedos
38:02 <Bastardly_One> I just won't get off the bus
38:12 <Bastardly_One> solves that problem
38:19 <Bastardly_One> until I get to little bridge
38:22 <TheRon> thats walkign distance for me
38:39 <Bastardly_One> same
38:51 <Bastardly_One> my lungs are being bitches today
39:00 <matrix> seriously
39:00 <matrix> the late 20's / early 30's group look after themselves so much better
39:00 <TheRon> don't let the sun go down on me
39:00 <matrix> and the look fucking awesome
39:00 <matrix> they*
39:00 <Loof> that 10 years of boob sagging
39:00 <Loof> cant compare to new boobs
39:00 <matrix> sure they can
39:05 <Bastardly_One> and the irony is I've smoked less today than for ages
39:07 <TheRon> smoke some mentholds
39:13 <TheRon> smoke some menthols
39:43 <Bastardly_One> I was up all night
39:54 <Bastardly_One> two people I talk to both from WA
40:00 <Bastardly_One> found out people close to them have cancer
40:00 <matrix> cause most of those so called new boobs sag to the girls stomach without a bra
40:00 <matrix> give me a girl close to 30 any day
40:00 <Loof> even with a bra there's sagging
40:00 <matrix> at least they look after themselves better
40:00 <Loof> gravity slaughters boobs
40:00 <Student> i have seen very young girls marrying millionares ;)
40:00 <TheRon> look at us all talking like we're gonna get a root in the near future
40:00 <matrix> Sam is 29, DD , exercises and eats right
40:00 <matrix> and hers sit fucking perfectly, and I am not joking
40:00 <matrix> beats any young girl
41:00 <Loof> in your opinion
41:00 <Loof> i'd probably find them saggy
41:00 <matrix> I see the sluts out and about
41:00 <Student> so most of you are saying that "boobs" are the main criteria when it comes to females?
41:00 <matrix> the time I am heading home, they are just heading out
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the main criteria about anyone
41:00 <Bastardly_One> should be how well you click
41:00 <Bastardly_One> personality
41:00 <matrix> Student: I am making a point on loofs fuck an 18 yo for the body thing
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41:29 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Jonahs is open today?
41:40 <Bastardly_One> I feel like some shitty fish n chips
42:00 <matrix> I dont give a shit what a girl looks like
42:00 <matrix> I was lucky with Sam
42:00 <matrix> she has a fantastic mind
42:00 <matrix> and the body to match
42:00 <Loof> i've never seen a 30+ year old with big tits that haven't drooped
42:00 <matrix> but I fell in love with her mind
42:00 <matrix> can talk to her for hours even now
42:00 <TheRon> what what if she wants you to look her in her eyes while you shag??
42:00 <Loof> and i have internet
42:00 <Student> she has a fantastic mind yet she stuck with you? now that is contradiction right here :P
42:00 <matrix> get on the phone, and its 3 or 4 hours and then the kids usually interupt us
42:18 <TheRon> where's the shittiest place for fish and chips?
42:43 <Bastardly_One> the green parrot
43:00 <matrix> yeah Sam has kids, 2 girls
43:00 <matrix> and she still looks fuckign amazing
43:00 <Loof> 18 year old titties defy gravity, they say FUCK YOU GRAVITY I'M GOING TO LEVITATE
43:00 <doctor> http://img.pandawhale.com/post-45713-cow-hair-in-wind-gif-Imgur-blo-krMx.gif
43:00 <TheRon> kim kardashian?
43:00 <Loof> lets not even get into the vag
43:00 <Loof> 10 years of demolition
43:04 <Bastardly_One> worst ever
43:08 <TheRon> they do struggle with big complicated orders
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43:30 <Bastardly_One> even Violet Grove one is better
43:37 <Bastardly_One> *the Violet Grove one
43:44 <TheRon> where's that one?
43:51 <Bastardly_One> that's in the Ghetto
43:53 <fletcher> how much is a scollop?
43:58 <Bastardly_One> Wendouree West
44:00 <doctor> she's beautiful
44:00 <matrix> Looks mean nothing
44:00 <TheRon> she's a hobbit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm borrowing a book from Adolph's library, making drawings on the margins of philosophy
44:00 <Loof> compared to a nice 18 year old tidy box
44:00 <matrix> the ugliest girl in the world is stunning if you love her mind
44:00 <matrix> wtf 18 yo with a tidy box ??????
44:00 <matrix> fuck
44:00 <matrix> most 18yo girls these days have had at least 20 guys before you
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Loof> yep and a 30 year old is about 289034723987 guys
44:29 <Bastardly_One> my folk live around the corner so that's the reason I know
44:42 <Bastardly_One> actually not gotten scallops forever
44:53 <Bastardly_One> would have no idea of their cost anywhere
45:00 <Loof> look at 40+ year old vags
45:00 <Loof> so fucking destroyed
45:00 <Loof> bits everywhere
45:00 <matrix> not all of them
45:00 <matrix> I've known a few very tidy older vag's
45:00 <Loof> i'd love that
45:19 <TheRon> don't trust ballarat with like quality seafood
45:29 <TheRon> i have a coast rule
45:59 <Bastardly_One> I know Jonahs they get it daily
46:00 <matrix> you cant count the $2 hooker from saint kilda as typical
46:00 <Loof> older women have better brains
46:00 <Loof> it's the brain you gotta live with
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I went out with a 52yr old
46:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was 30
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was tighter than a fish's arsehole
46:00 <Floss> LOL best first comment ever
46:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hey you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <matrix> welcoem Flossy
46:14 <Bastardly_One> he's been in the paper as one of the best in Ballarat
46:20 <Bastardly_One> the paper lies
46:27 <Bastardly_One> might be nice fish
46:30 <TheRon> not exactly hard lets be honest
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46:48 <Bastardly_One> but the quality isn't what you'd call awesome
47:00 <TheRon> classy
47:00 <Floss> hi hi
47:00 <matrix> lol
47:00 <matrix> loof runs now
47:00 <zaim> hi hi
47:00 <matrix> point made B1
47:00 <matrix> hi zaim
47:00 <Bastardly_One> his wife would of come past that's all
47:00 <zaim> matrix, hii
47:00 <Floss> whats been happening
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he has been beaten by her
47:00 <matrix> she doesnt like him chatting
47:00 <matrix> hia Lwaxana
47:00 <Bastardly_One> have I told you that story?
47:00 <matrix> how goes you today
47:00 <Bastardly_One> funniest story
47:00 <matrix> B1 I dont think so
47:00 <Lwaxana> hi
47:03 <Bastardly_One> you'd not complain about the size or the fish itself
47:06 <TheRon> if you're not on the coast.......
47:09 <fletcher> how much a fish piece?
47:12 <Bastardly_One> you might complain about the cooking though
47:16 <Bastardly_One> depends on the fish
47:25 <fletcher> no it doesnt
47:27 <Bastardly_One> I like Blue Grenadaire
47:30 <fletcher> just ur standard fish cocktail
47:32 <fletcher> how much
47:33 <Bastardly_One> and that's $5.50
47:37 <TheRon> good seafood should speak for itself
47:46 <Bastardly_One> ah ... "white fish"
47:51 <Bastardly_One> yeah 5.50 too
47:58 <TheRon> bargain
48:00 <fletcher> no fish piece u fuck
48:00 <TheRon> i thought loof's wife was philipino?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana :)
48:00 <matrix> but I may have missed it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wheres my ops
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok here's the Loof story
48:00 <Bastardly_One> cracks me up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he was on Skype with faux and some others
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and his wife comes past and yells
48:00 <Bastardly_One> WHO IS THAT SLUT!?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and starts bashing him
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like beating him up
48:01 <fletcher> 1 piece
48:04 <fletcher> fish cocktail
48:07 <TheRon> 6 or 7 a peice now
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48:19 <Bastardly_One> just fucking told you
48:20 <fletcher> 6 or 7 for a fish cocktail?
48:21 <Bastardly_One> jesus
48:24 <fletcher> ur off ur head
48:25 <Bastardly_One> yep
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48:37 <Bastardly_One> but
48:39 <fletcher> fish cocktails are like 1.50 max
48:44 <fletcher> wtf lol?
48:46 <Bastardly_One> oh
48:49 <fletcher> i dont mean peice of fish man
48:51 <Bastardly_One> fish bites
48:51 <fletcher> like good fish
48:55 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah
48:56 <fletcher> just a fish cocktail
49:00 <Student> hello Lwaxana and welcome back 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they met in a mental ward
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect?
49:00 <matrix> lol
49:00 <matrix> no wonder he calls himself Loof
49:00 <matrix> funny thing is
49:00 <matrix> when I was with Sam, I didnt even want to chat
49:00 <doctor> brutal
49:00 <matrix> all I wanted was to be with her
49:01 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm same price
49:04 <fletcher> like how much for say 6 and large chips?
49:07 <Bastardly_One> $1.50
49:13 <fletcher> :S?
49:33 <TheRon> fish peices are dry as fuck
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49:42 <fletcher> not at all
49:48 <fletcher> get from a good place they are golden
49:52 <Bastardly_One> if he has of said sea shanties
49:52 <TheRon> always overcooked
49:53 <fletcher> bit of lemon and salt
49:55 <Bastardly_One> I'd of understood
49:56 <fletcher> bit of sex
50:00 <TheRon> does loof's wif eplough fields and stuff??
50:00 <TheRon> like on borat
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh
50:00 <Student> mental people are choosey , 18yr olds ;P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a shit life but won't leave the safety of that shit life either
50:00 <TheRon> ba ba ba barbara ann
50:05 <Ana_Ng> bit of spawnage
50:17 <fletcher> yep bit of that too
50:47 <TheRon> Ana_Ng has the local bar sprouted any likely mates??
51:00 <matrix> if he wont make himself secure that is kind of his issue
51:00 <Mew> Lwaxana!!!!1111!!11!!
51:00 <matrix> oh Mew is awake
51:00 <Student> well he do paint a picture like that of his life in here , but i am not sure if he is honest 
51:00 <British^Meat> Lwaxana on, Lwaxana off
51:00 <matrix> oh BM lol
51:00 <Mew> haha
51:00 <Floss> i am having a hot pocket
51:00 <TheRon> mew did you make that movie you were talking about??
51:00 <Floss> then i think a nap
51:36 <Ana_Ng> oh ys
51:39 <Ana_Ng> oh ya
51:50 <Ana_Ng> bit o' matin'
51:59 <TheRon> nice
52:00 <matrix> hot pockets can be good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too early for dinner
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but the right time to get hungry
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that
52:00 <TheRon> taco bell??
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't get that last night by the way
52:00 <Mew> no that guy moved to the other side of the island TheRon
52:00 <Student> it is even harder to keep your pocket hot all the time, maintaining the level 
52:00 <TheRon> damn
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh not really TheRon ... I got the shells and stuff 
52:03 <TheRon> getting some then?
52:16 <Ana_Ng> just a wee bit here an there
52:27 <TheRon> good for you
52:28 <Ana_Ng> it's mating season for sure here, gettin cold
52:39 <TheRon> ah yes the indoors
52:51 <TheRon> nothing else to do but root
53:00 <TheRon> look at me i remember stuff
53:00 <Floss> mine has bacon in it
53:00 <Mew> but we did find him a fee days ago I just didn't have the cam with me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> made it at home 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the tripper guy 
53:00 <Mew> few *
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot about him coming over
53:00 <Mew> he was wearing ugg boots and a beanie in 30 degree heat
53:00 <matrix> thats a bit weird 
53:00 <TheRon> mew i didn't notice the spelling till you pointed it out
54:00 <matrix> but meh
54:00 <Floss> lol the wonders of drugs
54:00 <Mew> mind tricks TheRon 
54:00 <TheRon> just ask charlie murphy
54:00 <matrix> I wish I did drugs sometimes
54:00 <matrix> would make this place make more sense
54:00 <Mew> he wants to build a community ant farm house Floss
54:00 <Mew> Where people come to feed the ants
54:00 <TheRon> ever done those proofreading exercises
54:00 <Mew>  And chat about ants
54:00 <TheRon> the brain skips over so much
54:28 <TheRon> whats the pick up routine?
54:40 <Kynetic> its rootin time?
54:45 <Bastardly_One> has it turned shitty down your way TheRon?
55:00 <matrix> ants are very interesting creatures
55:00 <matrix> they have a very structured society
55:00 <Floss> LOL mew
55:00 <doctor> i skip most as i'm just impatient and lazy
55:00 <Floss> who is this person
55:00 <Mew> you'd love this guy matrix
55:00 <matrix> lol Mew
55:00 <matrix> I dont lvoe any guy Mew
55:00 <matrix> lovE*
55:00 <TheRon> kangaroo island is thta like 20 mins to cross it??
55:05 <Bastardly_One> I just looked outside and your side of town looks shitty
55:05 <TheRon> i goto rubicon street
55:17 <Bastardly_One> the weather I mean
55:20 <TheRon> oh no, sunshine
55:23 <Bastardly_One> over food
55:29 <Bastardly_One> hey Kynetic
55:58 <TheRon> in north america its nearly winter so they to go indoors and root
56:00 <Mew> not the kind you mop up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> from memory
56:00 <Mew> platonic love
56:00 <matrix> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> about an hour to cross the island
56:00 <matrix> Mewsy you still make me laugh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh MY bad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that was Rottnest
56:00 <matrix> an hour if you walk B1
56:00 <TheRon> never been so i have no idea
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that took an hour to cross
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got both islands mixed
56:00 <Mew> Its like 3 hrs there and back
56:28 <TheRon> i have nothing to base that on
57:00 <Mew> maybe more
57:00 <Bastardly_One> know why rottnest is called rottnest?
57:00 <matrix> I need to urinate
57:00 <matrix> brb
57:00 <Bastardly_One> means rat nest
57:00 <Mew> ew
57:00 <Bastardly_One> quokas aren't rats!
57:00 <TheRon> dutch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the stupid dutch
57:13 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:21 <Bastardly_One> some of the twisted americans I know
57:32 <Bastardly_One> probably go out into the snow and get frost burns doing it
57:34 <Bastardly_One> for fun
57:35 <TheRon> do tell
57:42 <TheRon> damn
58:00 <matrix> back
58:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 5pm already
58:00 <matrix> suppose they look like rats
58:18 <Bastardly_One> If I lived in the US
58:25 <Bastardly_One> the internet would never see me
58:29 <Bastardly_One> I'd be too busy
58:40 <Bastardly_One> most of my friends are US based
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it was like lunch time 10 mins ago
59:00 <matrix> to a dutchman
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they fucking do not!
59:00 <matrix> nah b1
59:00 <matrix> lunch was 5 hours ago
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they were already on the hooch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even back then
59:00 <Bastardly_One> look at those rats maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf should we call this place?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, ummmmmmmmmmm rats nest?
59:00 <matrix> well there are a lot of them
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cool maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
59:00 <TheRon> demolition man, the rat burgers
59:00 <Bastardly_One> light up another spliff yeah?
59:00 <matrix> maybe the dutch have big arse rats
59:16 <Bastardly_One> should never of come back to Australia in certain ways
59:47 <Ana_Ng> there's not much of a pickup routine here; i'm often the only female at the bar
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they all oil workers?
00:00 <fletcher> are you an import?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the dutch are big arse rats
00:00 <matrix> oh now now
00:00 <matrix> play nice b1
00:00 <matrix> we may have a dutch person in here somewhere
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we do sometimes
00:00 <Floss> some radnom foxtel dude just came to my door and offered me 6 bucks a week foxtel
00:00 <TheRon> holland is full of dykes
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's how they do it now Floss
00:09 <Bastardly_One> Me fletcher?
00:11 <Ana_Ng> they are mostly cargo pilots
00:19 <fletcher> yes u
00:19 <Ana_Ng> ups, fedex
00:19 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I just lived in the US for a couple of years
00:30 <fletcher> ahh us of a very nice
00:31 <Bastardly_One> ah right
00:39 <fletcher> why come back to this rat den?
00:45 <Bastardly_One> the oil fields are further up anywyay aren't they Ana_Ng?
00:58 <Bastardly_One> My work visa ran out
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they cut it down to weekly to trick you it sounds cheap
01:00 <Floss> he kept saying if i miss a can on coke a week i pay for foxtel
01:00 <Floss> im like who the fuck pay 6 backs for a can of coke
01:00 <Bastardly_One> same with hire purchase goods now if you go and look around
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's almost right 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah true
01:00 <Floss> yeah its 24 a month
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's the new "trick"
01:00 <Floss> im hardly here to watch it anyway
01:00 <Bastardly_One> cut it down to weekly so it sounds cheap
01:10 <Bastardly_One> and I was too drunk at the time to get it reissued in time
01:11 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:13 <Bastardly_One> true story
01:39 <Ana_Ng> yes, i don't know where those guys go, some of them don't live in alaska. work two weeks on, two weeks off
01:59 <Ana_Ng> one guy lives in ireland
02:00 <matrix> foxtel will do anything to get ppl in to watch the repeats of repeats
02:00 <Floss> yeah ive had it briefly and it was just the same eps one after another all day
02:00 <TheRon> an ally sheedy marathon??
02:00 <Floss> and selectv was the same
02:00 <TheRon> short circuit and short circuit 2
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh jesus
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in the country too that's right 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had Select?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My god! what shit pay tv!
02:02 <Bastardly_One> I thought most were "imported"
02:11 <TheRon> a ton of fifo workers up there??
02:17 <TheRon> fly in fly ouy
02:21 <Bastardly_One> I know a few texans that work those fields
02:35 <Bastardly_One> what a shit job IMO
02:40 <Bastardly_One> being an oil rigger
02:56 <Bastardly_One> living on a little platform for weeks at a time in the middle of a sea
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03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
03:00 <TheRon> nope
03:00 <Bastardly_One> don't
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
03:00 <Floss> i got it cause dad has all the dishes n shit and it didnt have a contract
03:00 <TheRon> only got pay becuase it works out with the phone plan
03:00 <Floss> it just worked out better for me with the fact my dad does that shit for a living
03:00 <matrix> well UBI bought out the ethnic part of selectv
03:00 <TheRon> basic plus sport
03:00 <matrix> and foxtel bought out the english part
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03:05 <Ana_Ng> it's a long drive to the north slope oil fields, and the company pays for flights
03:15 <Bastardly_One> I have a pic to show you in a min
03:16 <Bastardly_One> hang on
03:18 <Ana_Ng> yeah that is awful work
03:46 <Bastardly_One> fuck
03:47 <Bastardly_One> can't find it
03:52 <Bastardly_One> it's a pic of Sarah Palin
03:56 <Bastardly_One> and it says
04:00 <matrix> and it all went to shit after that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously our old version of Foxtel was horrid too
04:00 <matrix> foxtel have more repeats
04:00 <Bastardly_One> AusStar
04:00 <matrix> UBI went bankrupt, again
04:00 <Floss> i dont know how foxtel is still going
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wish our sy-fy
04:00 <matrix> Foxtel bought out Austar
04:00 <matrix> and we are all up the shit now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was like the sy-fy channel in the US
04:00 <matrix> its all Telstra crap
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know someone from here 
04:00 <matrix> sy fy or sci-fi
04:00 <TheRon> need fox footy and the cricket
04:00 <Floss> the guy got all excited cause the people that had this house before me out foxtel in EVERY SINGLE ROOM IN THE HOUSE
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's worked for Foxtel for 10 yrs
04:02 <Bastardly_One> My heart goes out to the people of Ebola
04:05 <Bastardly_One> heh
04:09 <Ana_Ng> they make a good living and only have 2 weeks a month to spend it
04:11 <TheRon> lol
04:29 <Ana_Ng> hah nice
04:38 <TheRon> drunken pilots would be your favourites??
04:46 <Bastardly_One> One guy I know gets a good deal with those evil Haliburton cunts
04:55 <Bastardly_One> he gets put up in a hotel all the time too
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04:57 <Ana_Ng> yeah, sadly. they are professional drinkers too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and coming from a CSR background
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to work there
05:00 <matrix> lucky person to keep a job for 10 years
05:00 <Bastardly_One> best call centre to work for ever
05:00 <matrix> with Telstra
05:00 <doctor> yay foxtail
05:00 <Bastardly_One> by the look of it ... yeah I worked with Bigpond
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hated it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was easy though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> too boring though
05:00 <matrix> when they bring proper on demand TV
05:00 <matrix> then I will think about paying something
05:00 <doctor> passive leasure for the passive unwashed masses
05:00 <matrix> until then, its torrent time
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone thinking of Foxtel
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until next month
05:07 <Ana_Ng> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53206385.jpg
05:15 <Bastardly_One> doesnt excuse working for the most evil oil company in the world though
05:28 <Ana_Ng> i'm all for it
05:40 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
05:42 <Bastardly_One> that pic
05:43 <Ana_Ng> we use it, make the money now
05:52 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't stop laughing for a sec
05:58 <Ana_Ng> yeah that is a good one
06:00 <doctor> leisure*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they're changing their deals again
06:00 <matrix> Netflix and hulu much better
06:00 <Bastardly_One> at least on Foxtel play
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Netflix needs to come to Aust
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the Aust rip off is shit
06:00 <doctor> i watched the whole season of family guy the other night from some russian website
06:00 <Bastardly_One> QuickFlix
06:00 <matrix> you can get it with a US proxy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know 
06:00 <matrix> QuickFlix is already here
06:00 <TheRon> giggigy
06:00 <matrix> kind of sucky
06:00 <matrix> but here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I watch it on HD on the PS4
06:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
06:00 <TheRon> giggidy
06:00 <Floss> lol i just dl
06:05 <Bastardly_One> bear in mind I was out of my mind with boredom
06:14 <Bastardly_One> very tired and stoned and it was 3am
06:26 <Bastardly_One> but couldn't stop sniggering for ages
06:37 <Ana_Ng> i've noticed that most anti-oil people drive cars and fly on planes without thinking about it
06:51 <Bastardly_One> I'm not anti oil
06:56 <Bastardly_One> I'm anti Haliburton
06:57 <TheRon> drive hybrids?
07:00 <Floss> i couldnt say that to the guy
07:00 <matrix> Floss: yep, torrent town 
07:00 <matrix> :p
07:00 <Floss> but i have no need for tv or foxtel or any of that shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you could
07:00 <doctor> yeah i hate spending money and if i can do it for free i will
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done that to Foxtel salespeople
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off, I have the internet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they just blink
07:00 <Floss> lol
07:00 <doctor> they are zombies
07:00 <Floss> ive never had a foxtel operson come here
07:00 <matrix> yeah but if your internet comes down cable
07:00 <TheRon> "don't just stand there......fuck off!"
07:00 <Floss> i get jehovahs most tuesdays
07:09 <Ana_Ng> if you hate them, stop using them and encourage others to
07:21 <Bastardly_One> oil is a commodity that is needed still
07:23 <Bastardly_One> I accept that
07:35 <Bastardly_One> but it can be drilled responsibily
07:46 <BlackDevil> im a fuck wit
07:46 <BlackDevil> oh yea
07:48 <Ana_Ng> well to point
07:51 <Ana_Ng> to a point
08:00 <TheRon> was it shell that fucked up the gulf of mexico??
08:00 <matrix> fuck you might as well pay for foxtel too lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they are the easiest to get rid of 
08:00 <doctor> salespeople get like that when you refuse to talk to them
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna know how?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> mention you're a witch
08:00 <doctor> "what do i do? this guy isn't buying my act"
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to them or Mormons
08:00 <TheRon> any vindictive salespeople out there??
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they will run
08:00 <matrix> I had an indian woman on the phone the other day
08:00 <matrix> seriously I cut her off
08:00 <matrix> and she said "SHUT UP SHUT UP"
08:02 <Bastardly_One> well ... geddit?
08:03 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:03 <Ana_Ng> there's oil under los angeles, drill it
08:09 <Ana_Ng> no, that was bp
08:15 <Bastardly_One> fracking in LA
08:19 <Bastardly_One> can you imagine it?
08:21 <TheRon> i knew it was one of them
08:21 <Bastardly_One> My god
08:24 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil we know
08:27 <Bastardly_One> why this time though?
08:30 <TheRon> i'd narrowed it down to two
08:33 <Ana_Ng> there's no "ideal" place to drill for oil
08:44 <Bastardly_One> I know
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08:48 <Ana_Ng> either people or wildlife are going to be there
08:50 <Ana_Ng> so choose
08:53 <Bastardly_One> but I mean LA isn't exactly stable ground
08:56 <TheRon> the arctic is untouched apparently
08:58 * BlackDevil rubs Bastardly_One nipples
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd collapse the entire city
09:00 <matrix> then hung up
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I like asking Mormons to show me proof they're real
09:00 <TheRon> i just hang up
09:00 <doctor> lol
09:00 <Floss> i ordered a sign for the front door that says "religious solicitors will be fed to the zombies"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> by showing me their sacred underwear
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that really makes them stop in their tracks
09:00 <matrix> needless to say she didnt make a sale
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was raised a Mormon
09:00 <Floss> yeah fuck that shit i sleep naked
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so I use their shit against them
09:00 <doctor> if its important theyll leave a message
09:00 <TheRon> dumb dumb dumb
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this song line
09:00 <Floss> whats fucked is they brought a little kid with them last time, mustve only been about 4...
09:05 <Bastardly_One> now I put it like that
09:06 <Ana_Ng> what do you mean untouched
09:09 <Bastardly_One> let's frack LA!
09:21 <TheRon> no oil stuff on them
09:22 <Ana_Ng> us, norway, russia, canada, denmark drill
09:29 <TheRon> really
09:30 <Ana_Ng> there's a continental shelf
09:30 <TheRon> wow
09:32 <Ana_Ng> uh
09:35 <Bastardly_One> and who does the most damage?
09:40 <Ana_Ng> that's where alaska oil is from
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10:00 <Bastardly_One> US has the worst fracking policies ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not making this up ... it just came to this line
10:00 <Floss> i almost screamed child abuse
10:00 <Floss> its fucking brainwashing
10:00 <doctor> try to guilt you into joining them with kids
10:00 <Bastardly_One> "the internet will not save your life, there is no respite despite the hype"
10:00 <doctor> do it for teh chillens
10:00 <TheRon> wanna see the musical, the book or mormon
10:00 <Floss> id like to give it back to them and try to convert them to athiesm while they are trying to convert me to their farytale shit
10:00 <TheRon> parker and stone genius
10:07 <Ana_Ng> it's not fracking
10:14 <Ana_Ng> so if you want to have a discussion on it
10:16 <Ana_Ng> learn the term
10:16 <Bastardly_One> the entire nice parts of the US are gonna go
10:22 <TheRon> what the frack
10:25 <Ana_Ng> fracking is a tree-hugger term
10:37 <Bastardly_One> drilling and fracking are identical
10:44 <Ana_Ng> no
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11:00 <doctor> internet is the new religion
11:00 <matrix> well I am bored now
11:00 <matrix> entertain me ppl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, that's the point of the line
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the song is called Soul Invictus
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
11:00 <Floss> so YEAH
11:04 <Bastardly_One> anyway, not wanting to run as I like an argument
11:06 <Ana_Ng> work a day in the oil industry and learn some terminology
11:08 <Bastardly_One> but I have to
11:14 <Bastardly_One> come back in an hour
11:15 <TheRon> fracking is drilling a hole, pouring chemicals down the hole and waiting for the gas to come up
11:21 <Bastardly_One> I'll be back then and we can have a fight :P
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11:45 <Ana_Ng> the chemical H20
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is I know the guy who wrote the song
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's been using the net since the 90s
12:00 <TheRon> elo - evil woman
12:00 <Bastardly_One> used to come to a net cafe I worked at to do his business emails
12:03 <TheRon> you sure, i thought it was other shit
12:34 <BlackDevil> h2o is a deadly chemical
12:37 <BlackDevil> i wouldnt drink it
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13:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee vil woman!
13:00 <TheRon> it speaks to me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anything else to tell us?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all bored and boring
13:00 <Floss> i buried a horse this morning
13:42 <Ana_Ng> yeah yeah, gasses and stuff
14:00 <Floss> ive been crying all night and all day today
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to hear that
14:00 <Floss> its over now
14:00 <Student> my appologies
14:03 <Ana_Ng> either way, you cannot fight supply and demand
14:10 <TheRon> nope
14:18 <Ana_Ng> you don't end drug wars by killing the cartels
14:28 <Ana_Ng> you take away the customers
14:50 <TheRon> less supply the price goes up
15:00 <TheRon> did the vet get out the gun??
15:00 <Floss> no injection
15:00 <TheRon> i reckon i'd rather be shot
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the suburbs and the city, the foul air makes me giddy, so seldom is it witty ... the last days of Rome
15:04 <Ana_Ng> very simple, but as long as people waste resources, i think they are too cheap
15:45 <TheRon> i support legalising drugs anyway
15:47 <Ana_Ng> my date on saturday drove about 20 blocks to find a parking spot 7 blocks away
16:00 <Floss> it can be really hard to shoot a horse
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, horsies get a big sleeping pill
16:00 <Floss> you have to hit the exact right spot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what she said 
16:00 <Floss> its better to use an injection
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or else they just suffer
16:00 <Floss> i miss her a lot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you would
16:00 <TheRon> well there you go
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they're so smart
16:00 <TheRon> what do i know
16:02 <TheRon> i don't see it much different to alcohol and tobacco
16:14 <TheRon> why?
16:16 <Ana_Ng> yeah, pay for the people who abuse it
16:42 <Ana_Ng> i don't know why, exactly, but he wanted to drive, so i agreed. maybe i should have worn heels
16:52 <Ana_Ng> that would have made sense
17:00 <Bastardly_One> had much to do with them TheRon?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so intelligent ... I don't think they fake it
17:00 <TheRon> i've seen them race and pull stuff
17:02 <TheRon> good date other than that?
17:04 <Ana_Ng> instead i wore ugly shoes for walking :/
17:36 <TheRon> a gentleman?
17:40 <Ana_Ng> yeah, not a date technically, but fun
17:52 <TheRon> bowling?
17:54 <Ana_Ng> haha
18:00 <Floss> our girl lost her sight
18:00 <Floss> it was probably a snake bite
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
18:00 <Floss> she was so scared
18:00 <matrix> did I miss much
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *sighs*
18:00 <Floss> she has a 9 month old
18:06 <Ana_Ng> no, saw an old-timey swing band play
18:23 <TheRon> you didnt dance did you?
18:36 <Ana_Ng> no, sadly it was at a sit-down theatre
18:44 <Ana_Ng> he wouldn't have danced anyway
18:49 <TheRon> i've been known to swing dance in nightclubs
18:54 <Ana_Ng> he and i used to date, but it was too soon - fallout from divorce
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what sex?
19:00 <TheRon> could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear mummy dear
19:00 <Student> girl 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe you can make more?
19:00 <Floss> filly
19:00 <Floss> we have other mares
19:00 <Floss> she was just a real sweetheart
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I understand 
19:00 <BlackDevil> we all understand
19:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: floss had to put down a horse
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like one of our old race dogs
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19:19 <TheRon> so what was he doing on this one?
19:30 <Ana_Ng> he invited me out
19:41 <TheRon> easing himself in?
19:57 <Ana_Ng> naw, he is just trying to figure out how to be single after 30 years of marriage
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the day she has to go is gonna be the saddest day ever
20:00 <Floss> yep its fucked
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she's been retired 10 yrs but she became a pet
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh BlackDevil
20:00 <Bastardly_One> pm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to ask you something
20:00 <BlackDevil> i dont want sex
20:00 <TheRon> i lost a goat once does that count
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want sex *again*
20:00 <Floss> ofcourse TheRon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
20:00 <Floss> i sad :(
20:28 <TheRon> would've a singles bar worked better?
20:35 <Ana_Ng> ok
20:42 <Ana_Ng> wtf is a singles bar
20:52 <Ana_Ng> i have never known a bar to be for singles
20:56 <TheRon> dunno but it sounds good
20:58 <Ana_Ng> haha
21:00 <TheRon> clipping its nails it died of shock or something
21:00 <Student> BlackDevil, sex wants you :P
21:00 <TheRon> beer always cheers me up
21:00 <matrix> who wants to sex BlackDevil
21:00 <matrix> ?????
21:03 <Ana_Ng> i'm not sure what you mean
21:23 <Ana_Ng> but i already have 3 other guys taking me out
21:39 <TheRon> geez
21:52 <TheRon> hard work?
22:00 <Floss> i dont think beer will work
22:00 <Floss> just have to give it time
22:00 <TheRon> i imagine BlackDevil as viktor off good morning moscos on fast forward
22:00 <Floss> i gave her a big cuddle
22:00 <TheRon> he's a very unattractive man
22:00 <Floss> LOL the ron
22:00 <Floss> yes
22:00 <matrix> hmmm
22:00 <Floss> lol pulling that stupid face
22:01 <Ana_Ng> sometimes it's a bit busy
22:14 <Ana_Ng> a mid-bar collision of pilots
22:17 <TheRon> does 1 know about the other 2?
22:48 <Ana_Ng> i think they all know, on some level
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <matrix> oh god no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that
23:00 <matrix> not that face
23:00 <matrix> I try not to remember
23:07 <TheRon> hey look whatever works
23:16 <Ana_Ng> well, nothing serious has cropped up
23:27 <TheRon> that's fair enough
23:28 <Ana_Ng> everyone is broken
23:36 <TheRon> we are
23:59 <Ana_Ng> i know who i would pick if i had to
24:00 <doctor> beer is good medicine
24:00 <doctor> can i get it for cheaper if I can get a doctor to prescribe me it?
24:00 <TheRon> still me guitar gently weeps
24:00 <matrix> beer is good medicine for seeing too much
24:00 <matrix> it helps you not see the danger
24:32 <Ana_Ng> but there's so much drinking and late night conversations, that none of it is real
24:47 <TheRon> alcohol means the truth
25:00 <doctor> good for soothing the heart strings
25:00 <matrix> I wish
25:00 <Floss> :(
25:00 <matrix> :/
25:00 <Floss> its not fair
25:00 <TheRon> if you smoke menthols does that sooth the throat??
25:00 <matrix> have to find the fucking strings to put them back on :(
25:04 <TheRon> so hard to bullshit when drunk
25:41 <Ana_Ng> they are good at it, so it takes a while for the bullshit to stop
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25:53 <TheRon> 2 am
25:54 <TheRon> ?
26:00 <doctor> naww
26:00 <doctor> yeah maybe i didn't put it right. you were more accurate
26:00 <matrix> Clarissa use to naww like that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ruh roh
26:26 <Ana_Ng> who knows
26:35 <TheRon> true
26:53 <Ana_Ng> well i guess there are 4
27:00 <TheRon> 4?
27:00 <doctor> it doesn't TheRon but it sure does take the edge off things
27:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix is gonna get emo
27:00 <matrix> nah
27:00 <matrix> I have been emo all day
27:00 <matrix> so cant get emo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
27:00 <TheRon> i turn to stone, when you are gone, i turn to stone
27:02 <Ana_Ng> 3 pilots and an ice rink engineer
27:12 <TheRon> you get about
27:33 <Ana_Ng> 2 met in the bar downstairs
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27:40 <Ana_Ng> 2 met at another favorite bar
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28:00 <Bastardly_One> this song reminds me of you matrix
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> look for City by Snog
28:00 <doctor> i'm pretty emotional but its mostly restrained
28:00 <matrix> B1 you going off on one of your rants?
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28:52 <Ana_Ng> i threw the gauntlet though
29:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/10714330_279831602213833_5214550914000571185_o.jpg
29:00 <Floss> she was my bfs favourite
29:00 <matrix> can see why
29:00 <matrix> she is gorgeous
29:00 <doctor> why the long face?
29:00 <matrix> absolutely gorgeous
29:00 <Seshat> btw so you all know
29:00 <matrix> I bet she had he most amazing temprament too
29:00 <Seshat> they have salt and vinegar shapes now
29:00 <Student> she is very strong for a 9 month old 
29:00 <Seshat> and they're fucking gross
29:05 <TheRon> or some kind of net
29:40 <Ana_Ng> 2 of them just wait until they run into me at the bar
29:50 <Ana_Ng> 1 texts me
30:00 <Floss> her filly has a massive white mark in the shape of a loveheart on her side
30:00 <TheRon> the pony walks into the bar and orders a drink, the barman says "what's wrong with your voice?" the pony replies i'm just a little hoarse
30:00 <Floss> her filly is 9 months Student
30:00 <matrix> how gorgeous is that
30:00 <Fez> Im so hungry..
30:00 <doctor> sorry for your loss. must be difficult
30:00 <Fez> Too soon?
30:00 <doctor> good one TheRon
30:02 <Ana_Ng> 1 emails me and makes a date with me
30:07 <TheRon> nice to know you're in demand
30:25 <Ana_Ng> so i told the other 2, you have to do a little planning, give me some warning
30:33 <Ana_Ng> i don't like going to the bar every night
30:58 <Ana_Ng> it's shocking that i am in demand, because i'm just about at my worst; definitely my fattest
31:00 <Floss> she lost a foal a few years ago trying to think at least they are together now
31:00 <matrix> how is he taking it Flossy
31:00 <Floss> hes really upset
31:00 <matrix> :(
31:29 <TheRon> surely not
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31:46 <Ana_Ng> truth
32:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1510913_193313660865628_1429388548_n.jpg?oh=4688ef5b5d84e6dd7ccd57f2d6a5f435&oe=54B154C5&__gda__=1421858028_be48d2ada42d16b2acea974ce721f841
32:08 <Ana_Ng> i think i lost 20 pounds in 5 months, gained it back in 2
32:37 <TheRon> 20 pounds is 5 kilos yeah
32:50 <TheRon> im hopless on the conversion
33:00 <Floss> that was her with her baby a few days after she was born
33:00 <Floss> the loveheart is huge now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *clicks*
33:00 <TheRon> i love seasbiscuit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow I still had tits up
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *opens the right window*
33:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
33:00 <Fez> Flicka wins
33:05 <Ana_Ng> 9 kg
33:12 <TheRon> there you go
33:27 <TheRon> i should cut back on the beer
33:33 <Ana_Ng> so i could lose 30 kg and still be considered chubby
33:38 <TheRon> so hard playing lawn bowls though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're talking to a guy who always wanted to be a vet
34:00 <Bastardly_One> did half the uni course but had a mental breakdown
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no uni related
34:00 <matrix> you sure 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but never went back to it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> positive it wasn't uni related
34:00 <Floss> https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1010617_193732244157103_1382084253_n.jpg?oh=2c46f861440c0079ce490fe6068bb284&oe=54F81752
34:10 <Ana_Ng> heh
34:13 <TheRon> you'd be a twig surely
34:15 <Ana_Ng> no
34:28 <Ana_Ng> where i lucked out
34:31 <Ana_Ng> are my tits
34:37 <Ana_Ng> they are always bigger than my hips
34:44 <TheRon> wow
35:00 <matrix> the little one is 9 months now?
35:00 <Fez> Horse pics huh
35:00 <Floss> yes matrix
35:00 <Floss> actually probably more like 10 months
35:00 <Fez> Least its not catpix
35:00 <Floss> she was born on new years eve
35:00 <matrix> does she have her mothers temprament
35:00 <matrix> she looks like she would
35:00 <Floss> yes shes very gentle loves attention
35:30 <TheRon> big tits are problem for me
35:43 <Ana_Ng> i think the older guys really like a woman they can have a conversation with...cute and dumb gets old
36:00 <TheRon> it's more than a feling
36:00 <matrix> at least you have her
36:00 <TheRon> feeling
36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh thats no good Floss :(
36:00 <matrix> that part is always with you
36:00 <Floss> yeah and the other mares have taken her under their wing
36:00 <matrix> thats sweet 
36:00 <Floss> ill put her in the cart when shes old enough
36:00 <matrix> ppl call them dumb animals
36:08 <Ana_Ng> uh oh, what's wrong with the big tits
36:08 <TheRon> cute and dumb can't speak
36:17 <TheRon> sorry i meant on me
36:23 <Ana_Ng> heh ok
37:00 <matrix> but they are more caring than most humans
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've ever lived or worked with horses
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they are far from dumb
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're smarter than people
37:00 <Floss> none of them came up this morning when we moved her
37:00 <Floss> they all knew i think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
37:05 <TheRon> i really should point out when i'm joking
38:00 <TheRon> if dolphins are so smart how come they keep getting caught in those nets?
38:00 <matrix> B1 that was part of the point I guess
38:00 <matrix> TheRon, I saw a show on SBs the other night
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but horsies are smart
38:00 <matrix> the dolphins were helping the humans fish
38:00 <matrix> the dolphins would round up the fish
38:00 <doctor> look whos made the international headlines http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-14/abbott-shirtfront-unlikely-to-ruffle-judo-black-belt-putin.html
38:00 <Floss> the horses stand over me when i fall down in the paddock lol
38:00 <matrix> and give a signal to the humans when it was time to throw the net in
38:00 <Floss> incase danger
38:03 <TheRon> i have to go niece's b'day
38:23 <TheRon> turned 4 today
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39:00 <Student> i realised that after seeing you chatting in here Bastardly_One ;)
39:00 <matrix> Floss they have accepted you as part of their family
39:00 <Floss> fkn better have i helped deliver the one im riding now
39:00 <FredFlinstone> my wife nearly has
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what Student?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to answer the phone 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> got distracted so am lost again now
40:00 <matrix> you missed a bit b1
40:00 <TheRon> it's a living  thing
40:00 <matrix> everyone stfu while B1 catches up
40:00 <Student> <Bastardly_One> they're smarter than people <---- ;)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I scrolled
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you and your entire country
41:00 <Student> ha ha 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> until I can think of something better
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll do
41:00 <Fez> What happens too horses when they go? Glue factory?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Student, serious question
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what time is it in Pakistan now?
42:00 <matrix> Fez be nice man
42:00 <Student> almost 12 noon 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so 6 hrs behind
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 5:42 here
42:00 <TheRon> fez, breats!
42:00 <matrix> or a long way ahead
42:00 <matrix> breats ??
42:00 <TheRon> tits!
42:00 <TheRon> norgs!
42:00 <TheRon> love pilows!
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43:00 <matrix> oh you meant breasts 
43:00 <matrix> fair enough
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <Fez> Flesh mountains
43:00 <TheRon> melons
43:00 <Student> yes, exactly 6hrs , depends on where you live in australia
43:00 <matrix> fez: breasts are not the only thing that can be a flesh mountain .......
43:55 <Ana_Ng> nice
44:00 <matrix> ok either I am lagging or I killed the channel
44:23 <Ana_Ng> i miss living near my nieces and nephews, but their parents choose to live in one of the most expensive areas on earth
45:00 <Student> not the first time 
45:00 <matrix> blah
45:00 <Student> ;)
45:00 <matrix> :-)
45:08 <mzyoyo> where is that?
46:00 <TheRon> it must've been love but it's over now
46:00 <matrix> it well and truly is over
46:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
46:00 <BlackDevil> watch this
46:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6W-yIFRWcs
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ICO Final (Sep 22, 2014) 0:34 - Category: Entertainment - 688,201 views - likes (92.5%), dislikes (7.5%)
46:00 <BlackDevil> but mute the music
46:03 <Ana_Ng> san francisco area
47:00 <BlackDevil> its shit
48:47 <Ana_Ng> where the divorce rate is affected by commuting
49:11 <BlackDevil> where is b1
49:22 <FredFlinstone> he died
50:00 <BlackDevil> matrix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyk1qezYKXk
50:00 <FredFlinstone> had a beef graziers pie for lunch TheRon was noiceee
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WUBBING (Jun 27, 2014) 2:49 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,050,119 views - likes (70.3%), dislikes (29.7%)
50:00 <TheRon> genuine??
50:00 <TheRon> acdc - hells bells
50:00 <FredFlinstone> not made on the premises but it was nice just the same
51:00 <FredFlinstone> with potato and pea mash
51:00 <TheRon> awesome
51:00 <FredFlinstone> and a little bit of yuor fave lol
51:00 <TheRon> chicken kiev tonight
51:00 <FredFlinstone> gwad havent had that for yonks
51:00 <TheRon> why wreck it with tomato sauce
51:00 <FredFlinstone> home made?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> no not that
51:00 <FredFlinstone> gravy
51:00 <TheRon> gravy
51:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
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52:00 <FredFlinstone> not much
52:00 <FredFlinstone> so not much for dinzees tonight
52:00 <Floss> im doing fish and chips with salad
52:00 <FredFlinstone> noiceee
52:00 <TheRon> i just hate gravox
52:00 <FredFlinstone> cant go past fish and chippies
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I know you do lol
52:00 <Floss> i havent had soft drink for a week now
52:00 <FredFlinstone> well done
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I never drink it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing chips and fish cakes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and bah!
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer wine lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink about 3ltrs of coke a day
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's good for ya
53:00 <FredFlinstone> and tea
53:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: you're too from the coast
53:00 <Floss> about an hour ago i chopped uo some oranges and strawberries and put them in ice trays with water
53:00 <TheRon> far
53:00 <Floss> i have them with mineral water
53:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer soda myself
53:00 <Floss> natural flavour that isnt cordial
53:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
54:00 <FredFlinstone> cutting down on the sugar Floss?
54:00 <Floss> yeah i think the soft drink is why im getting chunky
54:00 <TheRon> i go through the mini bottles of water
55:00 <FredFlinstone> its not the only thing laden with sugar
55:00 <FredFlinstone> so many things are
55:00 <FredFlinstone> bread
55:00 <FredFlinstone> tomato sauce
55:00 <FredFlinstone> the list goes on
55:00 <Floss> yeah ill start with soft drink
55:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed thats a good start
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55:23 <BlackDevil> ;(
55:28 <Student> :)
56:00 <Floss> i usually get my bread from the bakery here they do a good job but i dont eat a whole lot of it
56:00 <FredFlinstone> well thats great
56:00 <TheRon> i ain't missing you at all
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I love bread but try not to eat a lot
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I eat vita wheats
56:00 <matrix> oh who let him back in
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and crumpets for brekky
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57:00 <Saemon> hey guys, look at my saturday night dinner pic i took, dedicated to you guys in here 
57:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/Nb4dfHq
57:00 <FredFlinstone> or a crumpet I shloud say
57:00 <FredFlinstone> I am getting too chunky too Floss
57:00 <Floss> lol saemon is your table a mattress
57:00 <Saemon> lol 2 big macs and 1 mcfeast and i still wasnt full
57:00 <Floss> thats gross
57:00 <matrix> am I going to regret looking at that 
57:00 <Saemon> lol yep Floss, dinner in bed :P
57:00 <Floss> gross
57:00 <matrix> I havent clicked it yet
57:00 <FredFlinstone> dont
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Saemon
58:00 <Saemon> in my defence, the maccas burgers this days are a joke, they are so small
58:00 <Floss> are there even sheets on it
58:00 <TheRon> mchappy day on sat
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fat simple sloth
58:00 <matrix> will it make me bring my corn chips back up?
58:00 <TheRon> spose i'd better buty a big mac
58:00 <Bastardly_One> probably not Floss ... he's gross
58:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck sake you dont eat that shit do you?
58:00 <Saemon> no Floss its too much of a bother 
58:00 <Floss> omg thats foul
58:00 <Saemon> FredFlinstone im joining the gym now
58:00 <Saemon> saturday night was my cheat day
58:00 <Saemon> im allowed to indulge 
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59:00 <Floss> with 3 burgers?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> and you dont like gravy and you eat that foul disgusting mess
59:00 <Floss> lol
59:00 <Floss> thats not indulging thats a food coma
59:00 <TheRon> i like big macs
59:00 <TheRon> thats all
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck fuck suck duck crap!
59:00 <TheRon> gotta bive to the kids
59:00 <TheRon> give
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
59:00 <Saemon> omg lookin at that pic again is giving me cravings lol
00:00 <TheRon> more playing bowls and need something in my stomach
00:00 <Saemon> floss thats the beuaty of being a single bachelor living on my own
00:00 <FredFlinstone> put some gravy and mayo in it
00:00 <Saemon> i can eat whereever i want
00:00 <Saemon> whenever i want
00:00 <Saemon> however i want, whatever i want, anything i want
00:00 <Floss> you can eat until your heart explodes? Nice.
00:00 <Floss> and live in filth. Nice.
01:00 <Saemon> we only live once, and we all die anyway
01:00 <TheRon> i mean i could get a proper burger
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
01:00 <Saemon> so whats the point of living life worried and in fear all the time?
01:00 <Floss> id rather die in a bed with clean sheets
01:00 <Floss> and a tummy full of good food
01:00 <TheRon> the lot minus tomato and suace
01:00 <Floss> than cardboard shit
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just clicked the link
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you are fucked up simple simon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's as fucked as the piss jar
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and where did you learn to write?
01:00 <Floss> how gross is the mattress
01:00 <matrix> B1 you didnt click it did you???
01:00 <matrix> erally
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Floss
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did 
02:00 <FredFlinstone> orally?
02:00 <Floss> imagine all the bits of food and shit he sleeps in
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show Serenity later
02:00 <Floss> gnarly
02:00 <matrix> oh crap no
02:00 <TheRon> they put out salad rolls and stuff at bowls
02:00 <matrix> please
02:00 <Saemon> i used to have ants comin onto my mattress
02:00 <Saemon> but tea tree oil has taken care of that
02:00 <TheRon> i just have my pint of beer
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yes they be nice healthy home mad ones
02:00 <matrix> oh ffs there goes the corn chips
03:00 <TheRon> don't touch them
03:00 <FredFlinstone> where? on the floor
03:00 <Saemon> i simply spray tea tree oil around my bed and it acts as a deterrent for the ants
03:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One.......mate 
03:00 <Saemon> its only a picture of food.
03:00 <Saemon> maccas shows pics of their burgers in ads all the time
03:00 <Saemon> bit of an overreaction there, dont u think?
03:00 <TheRon> nothing like what you get
04:00 <TheRon> ends up all wonky
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not reacting to the food
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reacting to the quality of the writing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the surrounding
05:00 <Bastardly_One> s
05:00 <TheRon> jedi  mind trick?
05:00 <Saemon> well in this day and age i type most of things 
05:00 <Saemon> havent used a pen in a while so im out of practice
05:00 <TheRon> saemon wnna know about raw?
06:00 <Saemon> no its boring now, believe it or not ive stopped watchin it
06:00 <Saemon> unti WWE creative gets thier shit togehter
06:00 <Thoth> hai Saemon ^_^
06:00 <Thoth> asl?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> racv inverloch have that deal on again TheRon
07:00 <FredFlinstone> tempting
07:00 <TheRon> you going again
07:00 <FredFlinstone> its tempring
07:00 <FredFlinstone> temting too
07:00 <Saemon> shut up Thoth
07:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
07:00 <TheRon> tempting?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I
07:00 <Bastardly_One> am
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hungry
07:00 <Bastardly_One> really
07:00 <FredFlinstone> Uncle wants to go next year
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hungry
07:00 <Thoth> Saemon: I got cancer. I died. Now what?
07:49 <Student> eventful bar story , Ana_Ng
07:51 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
08:00 <Thoth> I pull out my gun?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> he has a caravan too he was impressed when I showed him some pics today
08:00 <Thoth> Now I'm in the closet
08:00 <TheRon> need some swedish backbackers to make the trip complete
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
08:00 <FredFlinstone> not with the rellies
08:00 <Saemon> ah Thoth, so YOU were Werethekau
08:00 <TheRon> damn
08:02 <BlackDevil> theres my mate Bastardly_One
08:13 <Student> ahem ahem
09:00 <Thoth> No, Werethekau is my theoretical child.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder shit happened
09:00 <Bastardly_One> with a quit like that 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it should be a perm one
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09:17 <Ana_Ng> yeah, when you live in a building with a bar, you are automatically part of the soap opera
09:20 <Bastardly_One> what now?
09:26 <Bastardly_One> oh ... I see
10:00 <TheRon> there's this watery stuff coming out of my nose
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called snot
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you grot
10:00 <Thoth> Did you see Bill Shorten's pissant statement last week tho
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pure poetry right there
10:00 <TheRon> damn
10:00 <Thoth> Now that the carbon tax has been repelled and theres no point opposing it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Shorten has no idea either
10:00 <Thoth> He says he didn't support the carbon tax
10:00 <Saemon> ah Thoth, so YOU were Werethekau
10:00 <matrix> ciao all
10:00 <Saemon> dont ignore me
10:23 <Student> a person have their own preferences too
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10:42 <Ana_Ng> yep, and some are creepy
11:00 <Saemon> acknowledge it
11:00 <TheRon> i liked the carbon tax
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is sad?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think for the first time ever
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the greens are the most on the ball
11:00 <TheRon> it's the right thing to do
11:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's saying something
11:00 <Thoth> No way
11:00 <Thoth> They cant have a firm decision on any bill
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't think in general?
11:00 <Thoth> Bills they support, 6 months later, they'll protest
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
11:03 <BlackDevil> shes a gamer
11:06 <BlackDevil> skinny girl
11:10 <BlackDevil> skin and bones
11:21 <Student> who is a gamer and a skiny girl?
11:29 <Bastardly_One> I noticed
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11:36 <Bastardly_One> about the skin and bones
11:41 <racoon> your blow up doll
11:48 <Bastardly_One> the one I know that charges for her shows
11:51 <stevenn> hey fegs
11:55 <Bastardly_One> is always worried about her weight
12:00 <Bastardly_One> very true
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they just like a fight
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but Bill has no idea
12:00 <Rak> i think the modern/current greens party is vastly different from the dirty hippies chaining themselves to trees when i was a kid
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and Tony just wants to rape us
12:00 <Thoth> Yet they're all about the environment
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they were 
12:00 <Thoth> I don't think the greens actually know the definition of environmentalism
12:01 <Bastardly_One> and she's sickly skinny
12:09 <BlackDevil> but cute as fucked
12:13 <Ana_Ng> i keep forgetting to worry
12:35 <Student> frogetting could be a problem
12:42 <racoon> bastardlyone, are u rumpleforeskin?
12:55 <Bastardly_One> no
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when Bob came around they changed to hippy libertarianism
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then look how Bob changed when he started to go senile
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like his views on Syria and shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> copped one too many up the bum
13:00 <Bastardly_One> gave him brain damage
13:00 <Thoth> Prob why Bob Barker left to join an illegal terrorist/piracy organisation
13:04 <Bastardly_One> I know his well though
13:10 <Bastardly_One> I know him well too
13:17 <Bastardly_One> and that hasn't been his nick forever
13:23 <Bastardly_One> it's chookmagnet
13:24 <Student> though was ok
13:42 <racoon> chookmagnet banned me from sex, canu unban me?
14:00 <Thoth> Because thats a fair thing to do for the greens party
14:00 <Bastardly_One> prob
14:00 <Thoth> Its just as rational
14:00 <Bastardly_One> actually check out some of the pirate parties policies
14:00 <TheRon> if i could turn back time, if i could find a way
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not as bad as you'd think
14:23 <Bastardly_One> I could
14:26 <Bastardly_One> but nuh
14:29 <Bastardly_One> fuck ya
14:30 <BlackDevil> i did
14:33 <Student> ch ch
14:34 <racoon> unban me u prick
14:47 <Bastardly_One> no way
14:48 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:54 <Bastardly_One> I just whoised you
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit I'm a Wikileaks political party member
15:00 <TheRon> my dad's a green
15:00 <Thoth> I'm a redskin
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the pirate party and Wikileaks combined
15:00 <Bastardly_One> could seriously make for interesting government 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> policy wise
15:01 <Bastardly_One> but keep up the good work
15:06 <Bastardly_One> Wookie is a cunt :)
15:09 <Student> so a skiny girl is an automatice choice for the guys hanging out in bars?
15:15 <Bastardly_One> I wanna delete her but I'm not allowed
15:26 <BlackDevil> wanna see something painful https://vid.me/E0R
15:39 <racoon> brb im gonna call my hacker friend
15:56 <stevenn> haha
16:00 <Thoth> I'm not convinced they're capable of running a country
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm of the opinion we should become a republic and become a BLOC country
16:00 <TheRon> martika - toy soldiers
16:00 <Thoth> Especially in our current economic troubles
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's suited to us being an island IMO
16:00 <Thoth> Rewind back to Kevin 07 and political bribes
16:00 <Thoth> Was it fucking worth it?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know who should be running the show?
16:00 <TheRon> we're all building a stairway to kevin
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if we *have* to have liberal?
16:12 <[DoC]> LOL
16:25 <Bastardly_One> it's that a guy being kicked in the balls
16:29 <Student> he might want to say that "hacker friend" will tell him a way around his ban
16:29 <Bastardly_One> and coughing blood?
16:33 <Bastardly_One> I never clicked yet
16:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b racoon!*@*
16:46 Kick: racoon was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) ban evasion)
16:49 <stevenn> im sure google will do the same
16:49 <Ana_Ng> i was a little overweight when i lived in california, but people there make you feel like you're jabba the hut
16:58 <[DoC]> who is racoon?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> turnbull
17:00 <Bastardly_One> love him or hate him he's pretty left
17:00 <Thoth> I totally agree
17:00 <Bastardly_One> which is interesting because he comes from labour originally
17:00 <TheRon> it's the choice between a douche and a turd
17:00 <Thoth> Abbott can't even run a sentence, forget the whole country
17:00 <FredFlinstone> so true
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I wa looking at him today
17:00 <Thoth> Although he did stop the boats
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *was
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and his seriously has a deformed head
17:03 <stevenn> racoon
17:08 <[DoC]> plivent?
17:18 <Bastardly_One> hooligan
17:27 <Ana_Ng> chum
17:27 <Bastardly_One> don't you people whois
17:29 <Ana_Ng> dogfish
17:33 <Bastardly_One> who is ..
17:36 <Ana_Ng> i don't whois ever
17:37 <simba> yeah but when he says "
17:42 <simba> who is racoon" he doesnt mean whats his ident
17:46 <Bastardly_One> lol I know
17:49 <[DoC]> Bastardly_One wtf whois?
17:56 <simba> so whats ur point..
17:59 <Bastardly_One> ./whois nick
18:00 <Student> if you don't whois ever, how do you know what is whois on the first place?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> they are virtually all the same these days
18:00 <Bastardly_One> He* seriously
18:00 <TheRon> australia needs a fucking leader
18:00 <FredFlinstone> hah
18:00 <Thoth> burqas backyarda
18:00 <FredFlinstone> we only have ourselves to blam
18:00 <TheRon> someone with vision not soundbytes
18:00 <Thoth> That was an awesome quote from simba
18:00 <TheRon> we need david boon
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:00 <FredFlinstone> they all change once they been in it
18:01 <[DoC]> if someone changes his ip/nick/ident
18:02 <Bastardly_One> I don't have one
18:13 <[DoC]> then no matters if u whois him
18:15 <simba> brilliant
18:29 <Bastardly_One> stfu
18:33 <[DoC]> Student, GROW UP dude stfu
18:36 <Bastardly_One> wanna play FIfa?
18:43 <[DoC]> stfu Bastardly_One urself
18:51 <simba> yes but not with u lol
18:53 <[DoC]> Bastardly_One u know how to play?
18:56 <simba> maybe later
19:00 <FredFlinstone> lose their principles
19:00 <FredFlinstone> like fuckin Garret
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ burquas backyarda
19:00 <TheRon> hey look bob hawke was a piss head, why not boonie
19:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw him post that but that is good
19:00 <Thoth> Yea I practically wet myself when he did
19:00 <FredFlinstone> yes and he changed once he took power
19:00 <FredFlinstone> power owned him in the end
19:00 <TheRon> hawkey can still go
19:03 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that was gonna my answer if you said yes
19:04 <Bastardly_One> ol
19:30 <[DoC]> Bastardly_One u need some psycho doctor dude
19:30 <Student> [DoC] pal, you seem to have "stfu syndrome". Might want to see a doctor for thorough investigation
19:48 <[DoC]> Student, first see what u typed
19:50 <Bastardly_One> he is a syndrome
19:55 <[DoC]> learn how to spell Student
20:00 <Saemon> hrm, scuse me guys, what channel is this? ah ive just checked, its melbourne. Not politicaldebate.
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yes drinks thats all
20:00 <TheRon> see that beer he sank at the scg?
20:00 <Saemon> take this to there plz.
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
20:00 <TheRon> legend
20:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
20:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ron
20:00 <TheRon> what?
20:01 <mzyoyo> where is the love?
20:07 <Bastardly_One> he does alright for an ESL person
20:12 <Student> i was the first one to see that [DoC]
20:12 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a fuckload worse
20:22 <Student> mzyoyo it is gone when you left the channel ;(
20:23 <[DoC]> lol @ Bastardly_One
20:41 <Bastardly_One> he does though
20:54 <simba> wb mzyoyo
20:57 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a fuckload worse considering his language isn't remotely English
21:00 <TheRon> actually dougie walters should be pm
21:00 <Thoth> Saemon: in pd they talk about how fags shouldn't get any rights even though they are all fags, how blacks shouldn't get any centrelink, and jacqui lambie
21:00 <Rak> scott ludlum
21:00 <Thoth> Saemon: this conversation is appropriate for this channel
21:24 <Bastardly_One> [18:20] -[DoC]- cops going to arrest u because u find kids for pedoin them on irc
21:26 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
21:28 <Bastardly_One> really
21:28 <mzyoyo> thanks simba
21:36 <Bastardly_One> go and tell your lover Pictard about it Doc
21:48 <mzyoyo> aww Student
21:57 <Bastardly_One> you two are the only ones still going on with the pedo shit
21:57 <simba> was my picard poison ban still in effect last night
22:00 <TheRon> dougie walters would've broken the record they ran out of beer
22:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
22:00 <TheRon> he had to switch to scotch and cokes
22:00 <FredFlinstone> ih yes the PM can drink anyone under the table
22:00 <TheRon> yeah and?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> makes good sense
22:04 <Bastardly_One> sure was
22:07 <Bastardly_One> and he's livid
22:12 <simba> bRILL
22:15 <Bastardly_One> he keeps complaining to Serenity
22:21 <Bastardly_One> and annoying me
22:31 <Bastardly_One> like she cares anyway
22:37 <Bastardly_One> even when she was opping
22:38 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypVdKfwbdsA
22:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE BEST PRANK CALL IN THE WORLD. EVER, PERIOD! (Feb 17, 2009) 5:00 - Category: Comedy - 182,125 views - likes (88.9%), dislikes (11.1%)
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23:00 <FredFlinstone> yes lets start a war
23:00 <TheRon> better sense than now
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I have had 3 beers
23:00 <Lwaxana> they dont have a political debate  in politicaldebate anyways
23:00 <FredFlinstone> lets bomb tassie lol
23:00 <Thoth> A British backpacker troubled by weeks of nosebleeds found a seven-and-a-half-centimetre long leech had been living up her nose for more than a month.
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I went into that channel
23:00 <Thoth> Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/british-backpacker-daniela-liverani-had-leech-up-her-nose-for-weeks-20141013-115569.html#ixzz3G6N7BuFG
23:00 <TheRon> rod marsh could be the treasurer
23:00 <TokenDaRing> the guy basically thinks women, black people, gays and athiests are ruining the world
23:00 <FredFlinstone> ooh yes and drink the petty cash
23:34 <Student> Bastardly_One actually i was failed to find the "spelling mistake" in my sentence towards [DoC]
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24:00 <TokenDaRing> and that only a relgious Amish like society can thrive
24:00 <Thoth> TokenDaRing: oh you met Tigger
24:00 <Thoth> He's a great chat
24:00 <TheRon> whats your point?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> he's interesting, but he dismisses anything that proves him wrong
24:00 <FredFlinstone> ummm too much beer
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Which is pretty much.....well everything
24:04 <Bastardly_One> give a shit
24:04 <simba> you misspelt /quit
24:05 <simba> xD
24:08 <BlackDevil> 'HOST HAS HIS WORST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE WHEN HE CANT HANG UP ON A PRANK CALLER, WITH HILLARIOUS RESULTS.'
24:09 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking annoying
24:21 <Bastardly_One> but you're not one to cross stupid lines
24:25 <Bastardly_One> at least with me
24:35 <Student> ha ha
24:53 <BlackDevil> why do you cause problems?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> it will never change the power mongers have us by the balls
25:00 <TheRon> i wish gina rineheart was dead
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh 
25:00 <TheRon> harsh?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no
25:00 <FredFlinstone> rather harsh
25:02 <Student> simba are you on cycles? :P
25:23 <simba> fuk yea
25:30 <mzyoyo> menstral cycles?
25:53 <BlackDevil> i tape my testicles
25:57 <BlackDevil> when im cycling
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not harsh at all 
26:00 <FredFlinstone> why do you say that?
26:00 <TheRon> she just shits me'
26:00 <Bastardly_One> drawn and quartered
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but being so huge
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd take a month
26:00 <FredFlinstone> fair enough lets murder anyone who shits us lol
26:00 <TheRon> awesome
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
26:00 <TheRon> i have a list
26:00 <FredFlinstone> there a lot in here who shit me
26:03 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving.
26:12 <Student> if your question is directed towards me, i do not plan to cause any problem to any one. BlackDevil
26:52 <simba> lol
26:55 <Student> it is ok simba, the pain will wear off, just have to hang in there
27:00 <FredFlinstone> can I kill them all?
27:00 <TheRon> yes!
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
27:00 <FredFlinstone> and I wont go to Gaol?
27:00 <TheRon> it's only fair
27:00 <FredFlinstone> so we say
27:00 <TheRon> just say iit wasn't you
27:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok simples
27:04 <[DoC]> Bastardly_One stop your lies i've not noticed u with pedo shit
27:18 <Bastardly_One> sure you haven't
27:24 <[DoC]> Student why u hanging on my balls?
27:29 <Bastardly_One> thing is idiots
27:41 <Bastardly_One> you're only gonna get banned
27:51 <Bastardly_One> the ops are over it
27:56 <stevenn> oh no!
27:58 <stevenn> my life is over!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in case you've not noticed
28:00 <Student> [DoC] you feel that way because there is some problem inside you ;) now do not ask me what is your problem
28:01 <mzyoyo> hahaha
28:03 <Bastardly_One> lol stebie
28:06 <Bastardly_One> stevenn too
28:20 <Student> you jerk Bastardly_One :P
28:24 <mzyoyo> lol@the prank call
28:25 <mzyoyo> hahahaa
28:37 <Bastardly_One> you goat raper Student
28:49 <Bastardly_One> go tend your goat herd
28:52 <Bastardly_One> back in the mountains
28:58 <[DoC]> LOL
29:00 <TheRon> i think we're alone now,there doesn't seem to be anybody else around
29:20 <Student> Bastardly_One you are so bad at poetry
29:33 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:34 <Student> those "lyrics" are of place
29:37 <Bastardly_One> good retort
29:52 <Student> off
29:54 <Student> *
29:59 <Bastardly_One> you're even more annoying when you have a decent retort
30:00 <FredFlinstone> yes hahahaah we pissed em all off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> time for Shadow of Mordor
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both boring
30:00 <TheRon> doesnt sound nerdy at all
30:00 <FredFlinstone> you arent a nerd
30:00 <FredFlinstone> nor am I
30:00 <TheRon> i like sports and shit so no
30:03 <Bastardly_One> do you know that?
30:08 <Student> just for the correction of record
30:20 <Student> ha ha , no comments
30:31 <Bastardly_One> nup
30:37 <Bastardly_One> that retort was amusing
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30:40 <Bastardly_One> didn't like it
30:56 <fletcher> mzyoyo
30:59 <fletcher> should come for a beer
31:00 <FredFlinstone> shit on tele again tonight I think
31:00 <TheRon> yep
31:00 <TheRon> in bed watching ncis i think
31:08 <BlackDevil> i should cum in your beer
31:51 <Bastardly_One> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53206385.jpg
32:00 <FredFlinstone> oh you like that too?
32:00 <TheRon> yeah
32:00 <racoon> brittmeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
32:00 <FredFlinstone> wife and daughters obsessed
32:00 <racoon> brittneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
32:00 <TheRon> working my way through, nearly season 7
32:00 <racoon> u sack of shit
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yes dunno what they are up to but they got the DVD's
32:14 <Student> i just remembered, you were selling your motored bicycle Bastardly_One, is that done yet?
32:26 <Bastardly_One> yeah and just in time!
32:35 <Bastardly_One> apparently they became illegal in this state
32:39 <Bastardly_One> just before I sold it
32:42 <Bastardly_One> sucked in!
32:42 <Bastardly_One> :D
32:46 <Student> oh :)
33:00 <FredFlinstone> and watch the tele
33:00 <TheRon> i'm not upto date
33:00 <racoon> `ban TheRon  beastality sick out
33:00 <FredFlinstone> repeats on Foxtel
33:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs not again
33:00 <TheRon> i know
33:00 <FredFlinstone> we smell arsfucker
33:00 <TheRon> streaming eps at night
33:00 <racoon> oh  ffs  not u two faggots again
33:00 <racoon> yes  i bet u smell each others arses
33:00 <FredFlinstone> yes we got married on the weekend racoon
33:11 <[DoC]> Student u good on poetry?
33:13 <Student> you knew it is going to happen and you sold that to someone else :) , that is wicked
33:29 <Bastardly_One> I had no idea actually
33:46 <Bastardly_One> I got rid of it because I really couldn't be damned maintaining it to be honest
33:54 <Student> [DoC] i am bad at every thing
33:58 <Bastardly_One> I'd go through spark plugs like most people change underwear
34:00 <TheRon> racoon: is a material girl
34:00 <TheRon> living in a material world
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
34:00 <FredFlinstone> we gave each other our rings lol
34:00 <racoon> that supposed to be funn?
34:00 <racoon> funny
34:00 <FredFlinstone> its true
34:00 <racoon> coz im not laughing
34:00 <TheRon> i liked it
34:13 <Student> chinese engine
34:38 <Bastardly_One> yep!
34:48 <Bastardly_One> and the mix of two stroke being a bit too thick
34:49 <mzyoyo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSnCiFAECJo
34:51 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
34:53 <Bastardly_One> I never did get that perfect
34:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best Dr. Phil Prank Call Ever: Dr. Phil Calls a Pawn Shop (Mar 17, 2010) 6:07 - Category: Comedy - 178,786 views - likes (94.2%), dislikes (5.8%)
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean its allright for you to fuck dogs
35:00 <Saemon> couple whose 3 yr old daughter drowned while having a bath
35:00 <TheRon> he does fuck dogs
35:00 <FredFlinstone> i know
35:00 <racoon> dont u dare bring any form of animal abiuse into this biatch
35:00 <Saemon> they are complaining about ambulance reponse time.
35:00 <Saemon> aaaaaannnnc.
35:00 <FredFlinstone> they are not
35:00 <TheRon> come to ballarat
35:04 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht_TmEMd4r4
35:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEN FORWARD CRANK CALLS NSFW (Jun 19, 2014) - Category: Education - 12,306 views - likes (95.7%), dislikes (4.3%)
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35:54 <matrix> evening all
35:59 <Student> two stroke, oil, carbon , carbon on the spark plugs, change the plugs like under wear, every thing make sense
36:00 <Saemon> trying to shift the blame onto emergency resposses?
36:00 <Saemon> thats pathetic
36:00 <TheRon> ambo could take 2 hrs
36:00 <FredFlinstone> the mother didnt blame anyone
36:00 <Saemon> my question would be, while did she left her toddler alone in the bath in the first place?
36:00 <TheRon> lucky for me i have an ambo next door
36:00 <FredFlinstone> just the fuckin paper as usual telling lies
36:00 <Saemon> she would be charged with negligence and manslaughter
36:00 <Saemon> she should*
36:07 <Student> EvEnInG
36:22 <couleurs> Evenening
36:26 <matrix> if you get carbon on the plugs
36:33 <matrix> you are running the revs too low
36:38 <Bastardly_One> yep
36:38 <[DoC]> chinese engine Student?
36:44 <stevenn> sandpaper
36:48 <matrix> need a different plug or to run the engine harder
36:48 <Bastardly_One> he's talking to me
36:51 <Bastardly_One> and yes stevenn
36:52 <[DoC]> chinese engine in u Student?
36:58 <stevenn> + change the gap
36:58 <couleurs> Chiner!!!!!!
37:00 <FredFlinstone> there was a firey there who performed CPR on the girl and the other firies were there wuick
37:00 <TheRon> cpr isnt that hard
37:00 <TheRon> 30 presses and breathe
37:00 <FredFlinstone> the girl drowned while the mother went downstairs to get a towel
37:00 <Saemon> ok 
37:00 <FredFlinstone> mother was on radio didnt blame anyone
37:00 <racoon> its 30 compressions and 2 breaths idiot
37:00 <TheRon> 30 or 15 i forget now
37:05 <Bastardly_One> sandpaper was my best friend
37:11 <Bastardly_One> but I still went through heaps of them
37:21 Join: Johnny ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:29 <stevenn> ye
37:43 <Bastardly_One> but Vic was one of the few states left
37:51 <couleurs> n e 1 4 a FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:53 <Bastardly_One> where 48cc was still legal
38:00 <Saemon> why wasnt she prepared enough to ALREADY have the towel there??
38:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck off rackkonnn
38:00 <racoon> glad no one relies on u to save lives Ron
38:00 <Saemon> thats negligence right there
38:00 <FredFlinstone> shut your arsehole
38:00 <TheRon> racoon: so loves all animals
38:00 <FredFlinstone> he fuc animals
38:02 <Bastardly_One> just after I sold it they suddenly became illegal
38:07 <stevenn> xbox 360
38:09 <Bastardly_One> the guy who got it rang up and went nuts
38:14 <Student> two stroke engines normally noisy
38:19 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... bad luck
38:25 <matrix> yeah they can be noisy
38:29 <Bastardly_One> this was pretty quiet for a two stroke
38:31 <Bastardly_One> as I agree
38:32 <matrix> the fire twice as often as 4 strokes
38:38 <matrix> but fuck, they are more fun
38:39 <Bastardly_One> you can hear them 2 blocks away
38:40 <couleurs> !seen boris
38:42 <Student> you should be buying it back Bastardly_One, being ethical :P
38:44 <couleurs> !seen Skrotus
38:51 <Bastardly_One> nuh fuck him
39:00 <TheRon> well yes
39:00 <racoon> got a problem with that ?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> sheep especially are his favourite
39:00 <TheRon> each to their own
39:00 <FredFlinstone> poor animal I say
39:00 <TheRon> i know
39:00 <FredFlinstone> they have no choice
39:00 <racoon> fred,  your just sick in the head-  i'll ignore u
39:03 <Bastardly_One> and couleurs as Simba told me
39:09 <Bastardly_One> "later"
39:11 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yvdUjz02A
39:12 <Student> * simba
39:14 <couleurs> ok
39:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Filth Lovers - Harley Reunion (Dec 31, 2013) 4:10 - Category: Comedy - 5,860 views - likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
39:15 <Bastardly_One> but in this case I really rill
39:18 <simba> `seen PSX_FOREVER
39:20 <Bastardly_One> I really will do
39:28 <Bastardly_One> *too
39:30 <couleurs> yay!!!!!!!!!
39:32 <Bastardly_One> ffs I can't type
39:35 <couleurs> woo-hoo!!!!
39:39 <Bastardly_One> yeah I mean it tonight
39:42 <Bastardly_One> just not sure when
39:47 <couleurs> 8pm
39:48 <simba> me 2
39:48 <Bastardly_One> before you go to bed obviously
39:54 <couleurs> 9pm
40:00 <TheRon> excellent
40:00 <Thoth> so
40:00 <Thoth> who is vaness?
40:00 <Thoth> I heard she puts out
40:05 <couleurs> me 3
40:09 <Student> after typing billions of sentences, he is saying he can't type.
40:16 <couleurs> :)
40:23 <Student> `seen john
40:29 <Bastardly_One> I want to try yet again to get this captain in Shadow of Mordor first
40:35 <simba> 9pm judge judy reruns 9:52 meditation 10:02 deep sleep
40:42 <Bastardly_One> the first fight he was a 5
40:49 <Bastardly_One> now he is like 20 in power
40:54 <Bastardly_One> I keep losing to the cunt
40:57 <Bastardly_One> this time he dies
40:59 <couleurs> my new favourite team is napoli and roma
41:00 <racoon> find out for me then ill let u know how good she is
41:00 <Thoth> http://oi46.tinypic.com/2upqrsm.jpg
41:02 <couleurs> they're boss
41:10 <couleurs> I PLAYED AS NAPOLI and they pwned
41:11 <couleurs> !!!!!!!!
41:16 <couleurs> higuain and michu
41:19 <couleurs> r u kidden me
41:26 <Student> ???
41:27 <Bastardly_One> I'm not getting why I am going ok in Seasons with Liverpool
41:29 <Werethekau> Werethekau
41:33 <Bastardly_One> and I can't play you two for shit
41:38 Quit: Johnny ([email protected]) Quit:
41:46 <couleurs> i beat man utd 4-1 with roma
41:50 <couleurs> onelined
41:51 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:52 <couleurs> sucka!!!!!
41:53 <Bastardly_One> not hard
41:56 <Bastardly_One> Man U
42:02 <Bastardly_One> get back to me if it's city
42:06 <Werethekau> I guess I should start drinking for karaoke to be awesome
42:06 <matrix> oh man not fifa again
42:30 <couleurs> i'm good with bayern
42:33 <couleurs> and napoli
42:41 <Bastardly_One> I cant even remember who I play next
42:45 <couleurs> bayern are fantastic
42:54 <simba> are you beating the computer on professional?
42:58 <Bastardly_One> yes
42:59 <Bastardly_One> I am
43:03 <simba> good 1
43:03 <couleurs> alonso + lewa!!!!!!!
43:08 <mzyoyo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XId08Yk8R2g
43:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr.Phil calls a Scientologist (Jul 10, 2007) 2:28 - Category: Comedy - 477,082 views - likes (95.8%), dislikes (4.2%)
43:14 <fletcher> im playing amiga games
43:15 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I play west ham again
43:20 <Bastardly_One> that should be a win
43:22 <matrix> oh that should be funny
43:28 <mzyoyo> stop playing games
43:33 <mzyoyo> with my heart
43:47 <Bastardly_One> I played couleurs the other day right simba?
43:50 <fletcher> mzyoyo come for love
43:51 <simba> fiffer
43:52 <Bastardly_One> and the team changed on me
43:54 <Student> mzyoyo the way i see it, your heart is playing game with you ;)
43:58 <Werethekau> fifette
44:00 <matrix> fletcher shes mine lol
44:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!
44:01 <matrix> :P
44:03 <simba> yeah me 2
44:05 <Bastardly_One> like Sturridge was in the starting lineup
44:08 <simba> first time i changed the line up but it went default
44:10 <Werethekau> simbeehhh!
44:12 <Bastardly_One> rather than on the bench and chan
44:15 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
44:20 <Bastardly_One> who lets chan play?
44:20 <couleurs> i lost 6-2 Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:28 <simba> lol chan
44:30 <mzyoyo> don't get too deep
44:34 <simba> hes cool
44:37 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe he got a gig
44:41 <Bastardly_One> in the Cup match I had
44:46 <Student> some elderly people are getting realy amature :P
44:52 <Bastardly_One> I'm like fuck off what are you doing rogers!
45:00 <racoon> looks like a nurse
45:00 <Thoth> na nurses are fat
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Would you let her test your prostate?
45:08 <Bastardly_One> and finnigan
45:12 <simba> lmao
45:15 <mzyoyo> i want to eat food
45:17 <matrix> oh ffs stop it already
45:18 <matrix> lol
45:21 <Bastardly_One> I'm like WHAT?
45:21 <simba> flanagan u kent
45:26 <Bastardly_One> you fat cunt!
45:32 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I mean to type
45:34 <simba> squad rotation is good
45:35 <Werethekau> stagg is technically food
45:37 <Student> mzyoyo that is one of the hardest thing to do in this world
45:37 <Werethekau> want stagg?
45:40 <matrix> why is it fucking FIFA every night
45:42 <matrix> over it
45:43 <couleurs> Benefincer
45:43 <simba> embrace the flanagans
45:47 <Bastardly_One> but it was like ... why rotate on a cup game you cunt!
45:49 <mzyoyo> do you say squid?
45:50 <simba> meet the flanagans
45:50 <mzyoyo> yum
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46:00 <matrix> She's kinda cute
46:00 <racoon> shes only average
46:00 <racoon> and her thin lips are a turn off
46:00 <Thoth> She's cute for irc
46:06 <simba> did u sim a cup game
46:13 <Bastardly_One> I won it
46:15 <mzyoyo> dim sim?
46:18 <mzyoyo> yum
46:24 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/AdmiredNeedyAnaconda
46:24 <Bastardly_One> Benefica
46:30 <Bastardly_One> 4 - 2 I think
46:32 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
46:38 <couleurs> lol Benefica
46:39 <Bastardly_One> I was scoring and shooting heaps
46:43 <Bastardly_One> they were asleep
46:56 <matrix> while we are on prank calls
46:58 <Bastardly_One> I think the goal they got was an own goal
46:58 <matrix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mIIO7l8PBE
46:59 Part: BadWolf ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:59 <couleurs> county in da brasil squid now
47:00 <matrix> She's ok for an irc chick
47:00 <Saemon> i'd fuck her
47:00 <Saemon> definately
47:00 <racoon> i wouldnt
47:00 <matrix> But Vaness is not a registered nicm
47:00 <Thoth> Saemon: with the hells angels?
47:00 <matrix> nick
47:00 <Saemon> hell, i'd suck on all her toes
47:00 <Saemon> let her piss on my face
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
47:00 <TokenDaRing> You'd let any woman do that, I'd imagine
47:00 <matrix> That's just gross
47:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr.Phil Calls A Rude Attorney (Aug 14, 2010) 5:38 - Category: Entertainment - 116,014 views - likes (94.6%), dislikes (5.4%)
47:04 <Bastardly_One> I did that recently
47:25 <Bastardly_One> fucking easy to make own goals if you don't watch it
47:32 <fletcher> where is serenity?
47:45 <Bastardly_One> I like running the opposition into fouls
47:51 <Bastardly_One> try it ... it really works on 15
47:56 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm winning
47:57 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:58 <simba> yes coutinho !!!!!!
48:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing pretty much 
48:00 <TokenDaRing> But that's your thing I guess
48:00 <racoon> someones desperate
48:00 <Saemon> only requirement is that they're not fat
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Not my place to judge if you like water sports
48:00 <Saemon> decent looking face
48:00 <Saemon> and under 40 yrs old
48:00 <Thoth> Saemon knows the hells angels because he buys an aphrodiasiac from them
48:00 <racoon> im not even taking a 2nd look
48:00 <Thoth> The chinese value dried cock
48:00 <Thoth> Its traditional medicine
48:00 <TokenDaRing> What Saemon really gets: 55 year old fat meth addicts
48:00 <Thoth> Its also illegal
48:01 <simba> need to see his Assist
48:07 <Student> in the university gaming competition , i become a underdog champion of Fifa
48:09 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/AdmiredNeedyAnaconda
48:12 <couleurs> their!!!!!
48:12 <Bastardly_One> Oh thanks for the reminder
48:15 <simba> lol
48:17 <simba> classic Student
48:22 <Bastardly_One> I have to get Super Mario's assists up
48:32 <Bastardly_One> and cuntholio is perfect to cross to
48:36 <Bastardly_One> cheers for the reminder
48:45 <Student> i went to the Semis, and guess what the management did
48:51 <mzyoyo> rape is not okay
48:53 <[DoC]> this year is first year i hope to grow gobo/ burdock root for eating along with tomatos from seed and japan/chinia winter melons loll
49:00 <Thoth> Watch out for Saemon aye
49:00 <Saemon> vanessa is in cats right now lol
49:00 <Saemon> i showed her the pic
49:00 <Thoth> Is element in there?
49:00 <Saemon> i dunno
49:00 <Saemon> he's always using different nicks
49:00 <TokenDaRing> If she goes in #cats she can't be really worth considering
49:02 <Werethekau> dim sim is ripped cunt food
49:11 <Werethekau> its only one step up from the microwave
49:16 <Bastardly_One> got a problem with ripped cunts?
49:25 <Bastardly_One> *blows smoke in your face*
49:32 <Werethekau> yea cunt I'm ripped
49:32 <mzyoyo> shut the fuck up you don't know what you're talking about idiot
49:34 <[DoC]> Student is a ronaldo teacher lol
49:48 <simba> lol
49:51 <Bastardly_One> lol at that
50:00 <Saemon> lol true
50:00 <Saemon> but then again, maybe shes an easy slit
50:00 <Saemon> slut*
50:00 <Saemon> worth considering for a blow job
50:00 <Saemon> or hand job at the least
50:20 <simba> mzyoyo is being naughty she wants to be spanked *lifts mzyoyos dress up to reveal.... a hundred bats fly out!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!*
50:24 <Bastardly_One> who else do I hate?
50:31 <matrix> be nice simba
50:40 <Bastardly_One> I hate all of the spurs
50:48 <Bastardly_One> they defend too well
50:51 <matrix> okies I am out of here
50:54 <matrix> dinner time lol
50:55 <mzyoyo> I had a shower today
51:00 <Thoth> She goes to Rebel and steals cricket balls in her cunt
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, wouldn't she have to push your rolls out of the way to get to your penis?
51:00 <Thoth> Thanks for that Saemon
51:00 <Thoth> I'm happy to have left
51:00 <Saemon> yep TokenDaRing
51:00 <Saemon> imagine princess leia and jabba the hutt
51:00 <Saemon> its gona look like that
51:14 <Bastardly_One> release the bats!
51:22 <mzyoyo> I don't get it
51:34 <Bastardly_One> the cave has been unused that long
51:38 <mzyoyo> oh
51:39 <Bastardly_One> you have bats residing in it
51:41 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
51:52 <Werethekau> I like bats
51:58 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I
52:00 <Saemon> lol Thoth its keen man
52:00 <Saemon> why'd u leave
52:00 <Saemon> shes* keen
52:00 <Thoth> Thats what I hear
52:00 <Thoth> I guess we can share a condom
52:00 <Thoth> You keen?
52:00 <Saemon> im bi anyway so why not
52:03 <Bastardly_One> hold that though
52:04 <Bastardly_One> t
52:09 <mzyoyo> we had a bat
52:11 <mzyoyo> in a tree
52:15 <mzyoyo> I think it was a bat
52:17 <Werethekau> just one?
52:21 <mzyoyo> yeah
52:24 <Bastardly_One> there's a pic I wanna link
52:25 <mzyoyo> made weird noises
52:27 <Bastardly_One> hold that thought
52:31 <mzyoyo> and was calling out to other bats
52:37 <Werethekau> THOUGHT HOLDING
52:41 <Werethekau> ------------
52:46 <Bastardly_One> http://i.imgur.com/Wv7JvDS.gif
52:53 <Werethekau> ------------
52:53 <Bastardly_One> I usually say it's me in rt
52:56 <Werethekau> THOUGHT UNHOLDING
52:59 <Bastardly_One> but applicable right now
53:00 <Saemon> sure im keen
53:00 <Thoth> Hot
53:00 <Thoth> Meet at my place
53:00 <Saemon> address?
53:00 <Thoth> I thought you knew :(
53:00 <Saemon> no
53:00 <Saemon> give me it
53:00 <Thoth> Its where you sent the hells angels
53:00 <Saemon> ah yeah but i lost the peice if paper i wrote it on now
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53:19 <Bastardly_One> how fucking cute is he?
53:21 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:24 <mzyoyo> lol
53:27 <mzyoyo> tiny and cray cray
53:29 <Bastardly_One> but I bet that's the face the bat made
53:34 <Werethekau> if his noises were translated to english I get the feeling they'd utilise "cunt" alot
53:36 <Bastardly_One> when it came out of mzyoyo's cave
53:40 <mzyoyo> reminds me of my nephew
53:43 <Werethekau> "eeh ya farkin cunt" etc.
53:44 <Bastardly_One> RELEASE ME!
53:49 <Bastardly_One> I AM THE NIGHT!
54:00 <Saemon> tell me it again
54:19 <mzyoyo> it looks like it's going -- get that camera out of here!
54:30 <Bastardly_One> I've had the url for months
54:33 <mzyoyo> I want to have a belly laugh
54:34 <Bastardly_One> and it never wears off
54:40 <Bastardly_One> he just cracks me up for some reason
54:44 <Werethekau> I want to chiko roll
54:51 <Bastardly_One> I had one
54:54 <Bastardly_One> about an hour ago
54:57 <Student> ok, in the semis of all university fifa tournament, they put a giant white projector screen and ask me to play from that screen.
55:00 <Thoth> Okay it is
55:00 <Thoth> Unit 13
55:00 <Thoth> 7
55:00 <Thoth> Australia Ave
55:00 <Thoth> Beverly Hills
55:00 <Thoth> 90210
55:03 <mzyoyo> someone show me something really funny
55:06 <Bastardly_One> had a real craving for one
55:09 <Werethekau> Thats ok I was asleep
55:15 <Werethekau> They're good though, aren't they
55:20 <Bastardly_One> hell yes
55:27 <Bastardly_One> and especially if you've not had one for a long time
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55:41 <Bastardly_One> was staring at me in some shop I passed
55:47 <mzyoyo> i've been craving a ramen burger
55:48 <Werethekau> You know the coles here... has frozen KFC buckets.
55:51 <mzyoyo> and they're fucking rare
55:56 <Bastardly_One> saying buy me you skinny cunt
55:58 <Bastardly_One> bullshit really?
56:00 <Student> i normally play from the monitor screen and in the whole tournament we played via monitor, all my shots are striking the goal post bars but not in the net :(
56:02 <Werethekau> Yea
56:13 <mzyoyo> wtf
56:16 <Werethekau> I was going to buy one last I was there but maddy was being a bitch
56:18 <Bastardly_One> Student that sound like me normal
56:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:25 <Bastardly_One> ask couleurs
56:25 <Werethekau> So next time
56:30 <mzyoyo> maddy?
56:31 <mzyoyo> omg
56:32 <Werethekau> I'll tell you when I'm eating it
56:38 <mzyoyo> I'm hungry
56:41 <mzyoyo> feed me meals
56:50 <Student> i mean the monitor screen and a giant screen, that is a lot of change
57:00 <Saemon> ok
57:00 <Bastardly_One> score
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sister rings up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> asks if I want the old microwave
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, are you bi because you're desperate or because you actually like men?
57:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One........
57:00 <Saemon> still moochin off the lil sister huh
57:13 <mzyoyo> Student you're just so far removed from everyone
57:34 <simba> good observation - ten points for ravenclaw
57:35 <Bastardly_One> no he's not
57:35 <Werethekau> o right thats weird
57:40 <Werethekau> literally having jagerbombs for breakfast
57:47 <Bastardly_One> he's talking about something we were talking about 5 mins ago
57:56 <Bastardly_One> he's always a bit delayed
58:00 <Saemon> its sad that u have to wait for her charity
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
58:00 <TokenDaRing> you didn't answer my question
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
58:00 <Saemon> both TokenDaRing
58:00 <Saemon> im desperately lonely and the taste and smell of male semen ejaculate turns me on
58:04 <mzyoyo> go ravenclaw!
58:17 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't play on a projector I don't think Student
58:24 <Bastardly_One> I play 2 button too ... fucking loser
58:26 <Bastardly_One> lol
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58:56 <Bastardly_One> simba
59:00 <Thoth> I like free stuff
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon maybe you should offer to suck your neighbours dicks for cash
59:00 <Thoth> I assume its better than your current microwave?
59:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i already have
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't have one currently
59:00 <Thoth> How?
59:04 <Bastardly_One> couleurs is gonna have a tourney
59:06 <Bastardly_One> at his house
59:14 <Bastardly_One> we're invited but he doesn't know yet
59:22 <simba> nice
59:23 <Werethekau> bring a hammer
59:25 <Werethekau> ?
59:26 <couleurs> It's a FiFa XmAs
59:27 <Bastardly_One> just so I can shove a Fifa approved ball up his bum
59:34 <simba> start playing normal buttons tonight
59:37 <simba> its easy and better
59:54 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if I can concentrate that much :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse to buy something he'll use more than I
00:00 <Thoth> Fair
00:00 <Thoth> Microwaves are only good for defrosting anyway
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll toast under the grill
00:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than buy a toaster
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because he'll use it more than I
00:07 <simba> thru balls with triangle and u never use square unless ur crossing
00:09 <Bastardly_One> couleurs reads my attacks well
00:15 <Bastardly_One> they're kind of easy to read though
00:20 <simba> i cant imagine a life without thru balls
00:36 <Bastardly_One> you make a fair point though
00:46 <Bastardly_One> play it fully instead of half
00:48 <simba> do u still have the shoulder buttons ie. sprint
00:53 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:59 <Bastardly_One> and stop, etc
00:59 <couleurs> how do you even do a thru ball with 2 buttons
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the biggest scab I've ever met
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Who is "He?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have met some fucking scabs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate
01:00 <TokenDaRing> so get a new one?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> one catch
01:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's his place not mine
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Saemon> wow
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 rooms for $125 a week is alright
01:00 <Saemon> thats a shitty situatin you're in
01:07 <Bastardly_One> you can't
01:11 <simba> itd just be adding 2 more balls then prob
01:15 <simba> itd b kool
01:15 <couleurs> exactley
01:17 <Bastardly_One> you can do all the shoulder moves though
01:25 <couleurs> triangle da magic butten!!!!!!!
01:29 <simba> be a young padawan learner
01:30 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaTi
01:42 <mzyoyo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEHZHRFeOf4
01:43 <simba> im ben kenobi
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01:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr.Phil Calls Redneck Women (Aug 7, 2009) 10:07 - Category: Comedy - 27,103 views - likes (74.1%), dislikes (25.9%)
01:58 <simba> help me <<<EDITED: Ben>> ur my only hope...
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no I'm not
02:00 <Saemon> how long u gona go on living like this?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can leave tomorrow if I want 
02:00 <TokenDaRing> So, why don't you?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's perfect
02:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd rather live on my own
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Or with a girlfriend/partner
02:00 <Saemon> yeah you're living in a house with someone u hate, and that someone happens to own the house
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't own it 
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02:35 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:46 <Bastardly_One> I'm Oh B1
02:47 <Student> with fifa, it is all about figuring out how good are the goalie and defenders and what method will be used to put the ball in the net
02:50 <Bastardly_One> you're a fae
02:53 <Bastardly_One> *fake
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's tolerable ... he's just a no hoper
03:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> it's his place not mine
03:00 <Saemon> what did that line mean then?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I am not even on the lease
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's to my advantage idiot
03:00 <TokenDaRing> My ex housemate was a no hoper
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Living with him depressed me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can just walk out any old time I want
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Best thing I ever did was to move out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this guy is older than I am token
03:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One then do it
03:00 <Saemon> dont just bitch about it
03:00 <Saemon> grow some fucken balls
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up you little dwerp
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03:08 <Bastardly_One> oh play Liverpool this year then Student
03:15 <Bastardly_One> and never worry about goal keeping ever
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03:21 <Bastardly_One> unless you lose concentration
03:46 <Bastardly_One> defending is harder this year
03:52 <Bastardly_One> these two would have to agree on that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I speak for the entire channel when I say
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just kill yourself now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> get it over with 
04:00 <Lwaxana> oi
04:00 <Lwaxana> u calm down
04:00 <Bastardly_One> avoid the inevitable
04:00 <Saemon> lol did i hit a nerve there Bastardly_One?
04:00 <Saemon> Lwaxana what he said to be is intolerable
04:00 <Saemon> ban him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Ma'am
04:00 <Lwaxana> ignore is your friend
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05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you and your nice shit 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is #melbourne
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a horrible op :P
05:00 <Thoth> You know whats better than ignore? Self control
05:00 <Saemon> i already suffer from depression Lwaxana, i dont need anyone to tell me to kil myself
05:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One says this to people all the time
05:00 <Bastardly_One> give it up fuckwit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she's known me for years
05:00 <Saemon> he needs to learn that it is not approriate behaviour
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and she knows how people dislike me 
05:12 <Student> i simply try to find the loop holes in the programming and exploit that
05:18 <couleurs> CHaMPiEnS_LeaGuE
05:32 <simba> <Bastardly_One> I'm Oh B1 - nice 1
05:33 <Student> keep the computer computing
05:46 <Bastardly_One> simba, I thought it was clever
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so you'll be the one banned in the end 
06:00 <Saemon> yes, but she doesnt know how bad you are in here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she has sat here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> watching me in form
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
06:00 <Saemon> you just told me to commit suicide mate....
06:00 <Lwaxana> no one needs a character assassination
06:00 <Saemon> you're the villain here
06:00 <Saemon> she saw it
06:00 <Lwaxana> and this is mentl health month
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and she told me off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it 
06:00 <Saemon> you have no self control Bastardly_One,
06:00 <Saemon> u need to be gone from here
06:00 <Saemon> until you do.
06:12 <Bastardly_One> ah
06:16 <Bastardly_One> well on the console version
06:24 <Bastardly_One> the best way this year is to keep running
06:28 <Bastardly_One> and make them make mistakes
06:34 <Bastardly_One> and get frees
06:39 <Bastardly_One> gets them shitty
06:44 <simba> good idea Student
06:46 <Bastardly_One> it's emotion based too this year
07:00 <Lwaxana> Saemon ??
07:00 <Saemon> yes?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a serial pest Lwaxana
07:00 <Lwaxana> stick a cork in it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah stfu
07:00 <Saemon> ok i apologise, i was just shocked and outraged by what Bastardly_One said to me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stop trying to play the innocent
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you talk shit in here 24/7
07:00 <Thoth> I talk shit non stop
07:00 <Lwaxana> Saemon considering the other channels you are in...I find that hard to believe
07:00 <Saemon> i never tell anyone to kill themselves.
07:02 <Student> but the down side it , the screen freezes when the stack over flows ha ha
07:03 <simba> are you still up to date on fifa Student or did you stop playing
07:34 <Bastardly_One> yeah because if the PC version is like the PS4 version
07:40 <Bastardly_One> you are missing out this year
07:55 <Bastardly_One> I've only heard one Fifa play bag it out
07:59 <Bastardly_One> everyone else is loving it
08:00 <Thoth> Problem?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one of the reasons this channel is shit
08:00 <ooomp> Is this shit still going
08:00 <Saemon> no Bastardly_One, you are
08:00 <Rak> does it ever stop
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Thoth you hush
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
08:00 <ooomp> Sadly not Rak
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, what Rak said
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure Saemon is a troll
08:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure?
08:00 <Thoth> Really?
08:00 <ooomp> Rak seems to be a woman of wisdom
08:35 <Student> i use to play Fifa from the PC , the current versions seem to be based on many CDs, and many CDs are corrupted or run out real quick, so i have not played Fifa for more than 5 years
08:45 <Bastardly_One> how can I put it
08:51 <simba> ah yes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> these guys usually had to beg for games ... now I am asking them to play
09:00 <Rak> oh you
09:00 <fletcher> serenity where is she?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> around
09:00 <Saemon> serenity is in australia
09:00 <Saemon> she doesnt want to be apart of melbourne anymore
09:00 <Bastardly_One> because of idiots like you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but you don't get it do you?
09:00 <Saemon> erm no moron
09:12 <simba> lol
09:13 <Bastardly_One> there's just something about it this year
09:19 <Bastardly_One> not quite sure what they've done
09:27 <Bastardly_One> but they've finally nailed it properly
09:29 <mzyoyo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIx19Q4B9Fo
09:30 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
09:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr.Phil Calls Xbox Customer Support (Aug 7, 2009) 8:20 - Category: Comedy - 15,971 views - likes (89%), dislikes (11%)
09:36 <mzyoyo> hahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep talking at her
10:00 <Saemon> me and her are friends
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she told you straight out last night
10:00 <Saemon> and you keep on being jelous of me and her talking
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you make her skin crawl
10:00 <Saemon> lol no she didnt
10:00 <Saemon> you were the one who said that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no shes an op in there she has to be polite
10:00 <matrix> Oh dear
10:00 <Lwaxana> they can sit in the timeout corner
10:00 <matrix> um did I miss something
10:21 <[DoC]> LOL
10:51 <[DoC]> Police knock at the door, "Open up!" ... "Why??" ... "Cos we want to talk." ... ."How many of you are there?"... "Two." .... "Then talk to each other!"
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Well, that's a fair solution
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <matrix> That's the way it should be if both are a pain I guess
11:00 <couleurs> 2 red cards!!!!!!
12:00 <ooomp> Why is it not permanent
12:00 <matrix> Why should it be perm
12:00 <fletcher> it is perm
12:00 <fletcher> perma for life !
12:00 <Lwaxana> I agree with matrix
12:00 <matrix> a perm ban should only be for extreme pests
12:00 <fletcher> i agree
12:00 <couleurs> let's all get perms
12:06 <mzyoyo> I like how she just says : next question please
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13:00 <Lwaxana> wb Bastardly_One
13:00 <Lwaxana> better now?
13:00 <ooomp> And Saemon doesn't fit that criteria
13:00 <matrix> a quick time out
13:00 <matrix> Is usually enough to diffuse a fight
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was fine to begin with 
13:22 <Student> at current pace, you are bound to "de-rail" soonish mzyoyo
13:46 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1480767_673710152673344_68906418_n.jpg?oh=1637709d38852c6b9205bf25eb949604&oe=54B938DB
13:51 <mzyoyo> make some sense Student - I'm obviously not a train
13:57 <Werethekau> mzyoyo is pandis right?
14:00 <matrix> I was not inferring anything b1
14:00 <ooomp> In this case until 30 minutes later or whatever when we go through the same process
14:00 <matrix> shh ooomp
14:00 <matrix> :-)
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14:03 <Werethekau> zline him for a week
14:04 <Bastardly_One> lol Werethekau
14:08 <Bastardly_One> funny
14:10 <Student> ha ha , you will know soonish ;)
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14:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
14:19 <Bastardly_One> it's not but that was funny
14:29 <mzyoyo> isn't that Robin Williams who committed suicide?
14:29 <Bastardly_One> mzyoyo is ... well mzyoyo
14:39 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm I think so
14:44 <Bastardly_One> looks like him yeah?
14:52 <mzyoyo> I'm not pandis - fuck you
14:54 <Bastardly_One> but the caption is perfect
14:55 <[DoC]> LOL
14:57 <Bastardly_One> lol @ fuck you
14:57 <mzyoyo> it is him
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ooomp ... true that
15:00 <matrix> saemon is not back yet
15:00 <ooomp> Don't let the truth ruin a good story >.>
15:00 <Rak> you could be a murdoch journalist
15:00 <matrix> lol
15:00 <matrix> Would fit in nicely
15:06 <Werethekau> mzyoyo: pandis would say that
15:12 <[DoC]> Bastardly_One acting like a captain america
15:13 <[DoC]> haha
15:23 <Bastardly_One> Doc, stfu
15:28 <Bastardly_One> I'm starting to become amused
15:32 <Bastardly_One> leave me be
16:00 <Thoth> Rupert is actually a nice guy
16:00 <Thoth> Leave him alone
16:00 <matrix> You do t get that much money being good
16:00 <Thoth> Lachlan did.
16:27 <Student> he is jealous of you being started to amuse
16:46 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's just bored I am pretty sure
16:59 <Bastardly_One> but any cunt that starts that pedo shit is just fucked
16:59 <Student> let see ;)
17:00 <matrix> Did he?
17:00 <matrix> Didn't he just cash in in his father's fame
17:01 <Bastardly_One> that simple :)
17:06 <Student> ha ha
17:59 <[DoC]> Bastardly_One, stfu loser
18:00 <Thoth> He pleased his father more than displeased him... which you could describe in a single word as "good"
18:00 <matrix> possibly
18:00 <Thoth> Right now they both work at Fox together
19:00 <Thoth> I get the impression they have a great relationship
19:00 <matrix> And that is good???
19:00 <Thoth> Are you saying he is a bad son?
19:00 <matrix> Are you saying he is a good person
19:00 <Thoth> Or are you saying Lachlan earnt his wealth honestly?
19:00 <Thoth> No, I'm saying Lachlan got his wealth being good [to his father]
19:00 <matrix> Ok we agree on something
19:39 <Bastardly_One> no
19:48 <Student> and what exactly he lose? ;)
20:00 <matrix> :
20:00 <matrix> :-)
20:40 <Bastardly_One> my mind
20:46 <Bastardly_One> or I'd not be here to begin with
21:13 <Student> you are not exactly loosing your mind, it is the pace of mind you are unable to grip on
21:25 <mzyoyo> it's okay to lose your mind
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21:32 <simba> "Robin Williams who committed suicide"
21:36 <simba> what a title
22:00 <Rak> no one named lachlan ever did anything honestly
23:00 <Thoth> Thats racist
23:05 <Student> "Robin Williams who lost it all"
23:10 <[DoC]> lol
23:29 <[DoC]> "Robin Williams murdered by Student"
23:51 <Student> :)
24:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
24:00 <Rak> if hating lachlans is wrong, then i don't wanna be right
24:00 <Thoth> I didn't say it was wrong
24:00 <matrix> :-)
24:00 <Thoth> Does fat_panda / lachlan still come here?
24:11 <mzyoyo> I saw him and I thought of suicide
24:39 <Student> if i ever have to meet Bastardly_One, what would be the first thing i would like to do ?
25:08 <Student> brb
25:09 <Loof> student of felching
26:08 <[DoC]> lol Loof
27:00 <Bastardly_One> zlined
27:00 <Bastardly_One> for a wee
27:00 <Bastardly_One> k
27:12 <mzyoyo> how does the nigerian scam work when they send you a cheque?
28:00 <couleurs> new austnet rule: zline for going 2 wee
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a week
28:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <fletcher> z line for existing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> think it happened last thurs
28:00 <fletcher> z line for not sucking up ops ass's
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28:55 <mzyoyo> Oh I got it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Fifa is sitting right there *points*
29:00 <matrix> be nice ppl
29:00 <matrix> fifa
29:00 <Thoth> bbl listening to lorde on my headphones while I abuse my cat with stupidity
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to chase down something in Shadow of Mordor
29:00 <couleurs> c u oneline
29:00 <couleurs> Shadow of FiFa
29:07 <mzyoyo> they send a cheque with an overpayment amount
29:17 <mzyoyo> and then you pay the overpayment to them
29:26 <mzyoyo> however the cheque they sent you bounces
30:00 <fletcher> mr_ducati hi bro
30:00 <Thoth> fifa has cunts
30:00 <mr_ducati> yeh hi bro
30:21 <Loof> shifty niggers
30:51 <mzyoyo> don't bring racism into it fool
31:00 <couleurs> broes
31:12 <Loof> shutup cocksampler
31:16 <Bastardly_One> and also
31:21 <Bastardly_One> if you question them
31:28 <Bastardly_One> they'll send you a passport pic
31:34 <Bastardly_One> and they guy they sent me is white
31:35 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:44 <Bastardly_One> and it's so badly photoshopped it's not funny
31:56 <mzyoyo> hehe
32:00 <mzyoyo> awesome
32:01 <Loof> mzyobo
32:06 <mzyoyo> shut up loof
32:14 <Loof> no u
32:16 <Bastardly_One> here and there I outplay them
32:19 <Bastardly_One> for something to do
32:49 <mzyoyo> lol
32:51 <mzyoyo> yeah
33:14 <Bastardly_One> this is a good song
33:16 <Bastardly_One> CSM
33:21 <Loof> mzyobo wash your cunt
33:26 <Bastardly_One> stands for Cock Sucking piece of Meat
33:35 <Loof> it smells like homeless cock
33:41 <mzyoyo> Loof you're a disgusting person
33:44 <Loof> your dad's homeless cock specifically
33:46 <mzyoyo> don't take that out on me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in the nth yeah?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how far into the nth?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna meet up couleurs?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna bring that ball
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know where it's gonna go
34:02 <mzyoyo> who would think such thoughts?
34:02 <Loof> mzyobo goes to the top of my ignore abuse list now
34:05 <Loof> for now
34:05 <mzyoyo> truely sickening
34:18 <Loof> sweet i needed a new target
34:20 <mzyoyo> good you're boring
34:24 <Loof> now semen is gone
34:34 <Loof> and pandas
34:48 <mzyoyo> maybe instead of getting targets, get a life?
35:02 Join: Shango ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:34 Quit: Shango ([email protected]) Quit:
35:54 <Loof> mzyobo how old were you when your dad first molested you?
36:00 <couleurs> FiFa RuLeS
36:00 <MysteriousFiFa> couleursoffifa
36:12 <Loof> i know what you could do; wait till he's in a nursing home, then molest him back
36:24 <Loof> see how he likes being helpless
36:32 <Loof> poor girl
36:47 <Loof> raped mercilessly by her own blood
36:55 <Loof> anyway
37:00 <Bastardly_One> question
37:00 <Bastardly_One> your emotion thing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what colour is it?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> in Fifa
37:00 <Bastardly_One> humour me and answer
37:00 <couleurs> huh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the colour thing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> at the back of the controller
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what colour is it on Fifa?
37:08 Join: YoelRomero ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:41 <mzyoyo> wtf are you talking about?
37:54 <mzyoyo> there's nothing to say about me so you have to make up shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yellow?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a reason I'm asking
38:05 <couleurs> y is Loof not banned yet... hello pls thank u
38:18 <mzyoyo> I reckon
38:19 * Student remembers "The Train is coming baby" ;)
38:24 <mzyoyo> rape isn't something to joke about
38:36 <Loof> big mouth bitches are my favorite target
38:51 <mzyoyo> well then you should be your own perfect target
39:00 <Loof> they need to be beaten
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's red ... well, Liverpool is red
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and BVB is yellow
39:00 <Bastardly_One> thought that'd be a cool touch 
39:12 <Loof> hiding behind the white knight system
39:14 <Loof> cowards
39:16 <mzyoyo> no one really cares what you have to say
39:36 <mzyoyo> you're obviously uneducated
39:38 <simba> Loof please calm down
39:44 <Loof> she started it man
39:50 <simba> lol
40:00 <couleurs> oh
40:00 <couleurs> it's red too
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
40:00 <couleurs> suxxx
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <couleurs> wish it was yello
40:03 <Loof> straightened me right up
40:12 <Loof> i was feeling chilled
40:17 <Loof> then dickheadness
40:27 <Loof> just cause i used the word nigger
40:33 <Loof> she's gotta go and be all lame pc
40:42 <simba> well thats not starting anything
40:51 <Loof> she called me a fool
40:58 <mzyoyo> you got to be starting something
40:59 <Loof> i dont like that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> some games use it already
41:00 <couleurs> that would be cool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it goes to different colours in one game I have
41:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on how close the enemy is
41:00 <couleurs> like if you were man utd it would be brown
41:00 <couleurs> cos they're shit!!!!!!!
41:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:06 <mzyoyo> too high to get over
41:09 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
41:10 <mzyoyo> too low to get under
41:13 <Student> if you we read your nick backwards, it is "fool"
41:22 <mzyoyo> lmao Student
41:26 <YoelRomero> rofl
41:28 <simba> racism is for fools.
41:34 <Doodle> and niggers
41:37 <mzyoyo> hahaha
41:38 <Loof> lol
41:49 <simba> typical Doodle
41:50 <Bastardly_One> as usual Doodle can make it funny
42:00 <mzyoyo> I've been told someone was on cocaine
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I thought they might of maybe like some other games
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they should of then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> alright for us Liverpool supporters though
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so sick of fucking Messi's head though
42:02 <Bastardly_One> he's not serious
42:05 <Bastardly_One> he never is
42:06 <Loof> i've got nothing against africans
42:06 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/584Cl.jpg
42:07 <mzyoyo> but maybe they were just really bubbly
42:11 <Loof> i just like to use the word nigger
42:20 <mzyoyo> one person did tell me they had cocaine though
42:24 <mzyoyo> this bartender
42:25 <Loof> i quite like em
42:26 <simba> omg cocaine
42:26 <Bastardly_One> Loof is a white ghetto nigger
42:28 <Doodle> umm ahh
42:39 <Bastardly_One> loof would be the white version
42:44 <Bastardly_One> of a ghetto nigger
42:44 <simba> watch out u didnt get any on u or u might get arrested
42:48 <mzyoyo> she was so excited and was like -- I just had cocaine!
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
43:00 <ooomp> My chat client colour codes people's nicks.. All I see is red
43:00 <ooomp> Red is B1
43:00 <matrix> lol
43:00 <matrix> You on a mobile device 
43:00 <ooomp> Indeed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> why is that not surprising oomp?
43:00 <couleurs> i'm on a boat
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the latest stats?
43:00 <ooomp> You like red?
43:08 <Doodle> she sounds like a dickhead
43:08 <mzyoyo> I was wondering why she was telling me
43:22 <Doodle> do you have her number
43:27 <Loof> in the future that fat black bitch will be considered attractive
43:29 <Loof> fat is the new thin
43:39 <simba> the future is now
43:41 <mzyoyo> No I don't have her number
43:54 <Doodle> ok
44:00 <ooomp> I think purple is a nicer colour
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am like 1000s of line ahead of the next person
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <matrix> You rant too much
44:00 <Bastardly_One> can you make me royal/electric blue?
44:00 <matrix> Your bloody worse than me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or maroon?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah maroon
44:00 <ooomp> Its random B1
44:00 <Bastardly_One> maroon is cool
44:00 <couleurs> moran
44:00 <matrix> Mine does it too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> U R!
44:05 <mzyoyo> need to get fatter
44:09 <mzyoyo> and blacker
45:00 <matrix> B1 is poo coloured on mine
45:00 <Bastardly_One> naturally
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me
45:00 <matrix> ooomp is red lol
45:00 <ooomp> Horrible.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
45:15 <Doodle> i so fried
45:18 <Loof> i'm not
45:22 <Doodle> get on it
45:38 <Loof> limited supply
45:48 <Bastardly_One> oh
45:50 <Doodle> gay
45:53 <Bastardly_One> is it small buds
45:58 <Loof> that's australia for you
45:58 <Bastardly_One> and smelly and hydro?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hope that hurt your eyes
46:00 <ooomp> It didn't
46:00 <Bastardly_One> get a computer you cheap arses
46:04 <Doodle> neg
46:06 <Loof> if we were in the us
46:09 <Bastardly_One> becaue if it is I am liking it
46:09 <Loof> or canada
46:12 <Loof> or holland
46:12 <Bastardly_One> what do you have?
46:18 <Doodle> big buds
46:28 <Bastardly_One> how big is big though
46:33 <Bastardly_One> some would call these big but I don't
46:38 <mzyoyo> I wish we lived real lives
46:43 <Doodle> the size of your mums dick
46:51 <Bastardly_One> but it's definitely sleepy
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46:53 <Bastardly_One> oh so huge!
46:57 <Doodle> lol
46:57 <mandyjane> hello
46:59 <[DoC]> LOL
47:00 <matrix> why
47:00 <ooomp> No
47:00 <matrix> mobile is so much more fun lol
47:00 <ooomp> I like laying on the couch
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy!
47:00 <matrix> I can take it in the lounge
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be in the kitchen
47:00 <matrix> or to bed
47:00 <ooomp> If laying on the couch is lazy, I'm all for it
47:00 <matrix> Lol ooomp I am on the couch too
47:00 <matrix> agree with ooomp
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you can do that on a laptop
47:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap arses
47:08 <Bastardly_One> My mum's penis is like HUGE
47:09 <Loof> stoners get more respect overseas too
47:12 <Bastardly_One> as if that big
47:12 <Loof> we're hated here
47:15 <mandyjane> guise..
47:19 <Loof> by people like mzyobo
47:19 <Bastardly_One> you couldn't fit the bud in the bag
47:24 <Loof> who probably drinks
47:24 <mandyjane> can someone help me find a geotag on a pic pls
47:24 <Bastardly_One> LIAR!
47:27 <Doodle> i'm not a stoner i just smoke heaps of weed
47:32 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:33 <Bastardly_One> same
47:34 <Loof> lol
47:40 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he's not
47:43 <mandyjane> can someone help me find a geotag on a pic pls
47:43 Mode: (by stebie) +b *!*@smashingthruatidalwaveofbullshit.onasurfboardmadeoutofdontcare
47:43 Kick: mandyjane was kicked by stebie (Repeating is not tolerated (3+ times).)
47:44 <mzyoyo> I don't respect addictions
47:47 <Bastardly_One> and I don't think I am either
47:49 <mzyoyo> they're not really cool
47:51 <simba> lollllllllll
47:52 <Bastardly_One> we don't live for it
47:55 <Doodle> agreed
47:59 <Bastardly_One> we just like it a fuck of a lot
48:00 <ooomp> All I need now is Rak to bring some Indian over
48:00 <matrix> Nah lappy gets too hot
48:00 <matrix> I have the phone e
48:00 <matrix> It costs more than a lappy lpl
48:00 <Bastardly_One> My phone gets hot as 
48:00 <Rak> i'll bring you whatever you desire
48:00 <ooomp> I'm almost horizontal B1... You can do that with a laptop
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the battery is probably dying 
48:00 <elevatorsuit> hot lappy will boil your ballz
48:00 <ooomp> Can't*
48:00 <matrix> Oh ran is pink
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you can 
48:00 <matrix> rak
48:00 <matrix> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if your laptop is light
48:00 <ooomp> Rak is a bluish gray for me
48:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you can be in some comfy places with it
48:00 <Yilmaz> Rak gets all the girls. 
48:08 <Bastardly_One> we have other aspects of our live
48:13 <Bastardly_One> *lives
48:16 <Doodle> like irc
48:16 <mzyoyo> irc addiction is bad
48:19 <Doodle> lol
48:24 <Bastardly_One> and don't sit around talking about being stoned all the time
48:35 <Doodle> we just sit around talking to ourselves instead
48:39 <Bastardly_One> lol @ lke irc
48:43 <Bastardly_One> yeah we both do that a bit
48:44 <Bastardly_One> true
48:45 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:47 <mzyoyo> there's more to life than being stoned
48:52 <Doodle> agreed
48:53 <mzyoyo> like being drunk
48:58 <Bastardly_One> exactly mzyoyo
48:59 <Bastardly_One> heh
49:00 <Rak> yep in the sexy webs i weave
49:00 <ooomp> Rak, can you bring me a espresso martini too please
49:00 <Rak> it will evaporate before it gets there
49:02 <Doodle> i dont like alcohol much
49:07 <Bastardly_One> but yeah me either
49:10 <fletcher> mzyoyo
49:13 <fletcher> we need to fuck
49:13 <Loof> same
49:14 <mzyoyo> okay
49:15 <Loof> it's lame
49:17 <Bastardly_One> I get the odd urge to drink again sometimes
49:19 <mzyoyo> lets go fletcher
49:25 <Loof> noob drug
49:33 <Bastardly_One> but I like gin and gin makes me immobile
49:51 <Bastardly_One> I don't like crawling around by the end of the night
50:00 <Doodle> yeah
50:00 <ooomp> :(
50:00 <ooomp> Themos?
50:00 <ooomp> I'll inhale it
50:00 <Rak> ok i meant it would get drunk before it gets there
50:00 <Rak> i can bring you a coffee smelling thermos though
50:04 <Bastardly_One> and it's like leasing it to me
50:05 <Doodle> better to do it at the start
50:09 <Bastardly_One> just piss it up the wall
50:14 <Bastardly_One> lol yeah
50:32 <Student> something is seriously wrong in here
50:41 <Student> it is getting out of hook
50:43 <mzyoyo> Imagine I have a penis
50:52 <mzyoyo> and I fuck all you irc bitches
50:52 <mzyoyo> yeah
50:56 <Doodle> err
51:00 <ooomp> Oh.
51:00 <ooomp> Well that's just rude
51:00 <ooomp> Carry two
51:00 <Rak> it's the thought that counts
51:00 <Rak> and my thoughts are always of you
51:00 <Rak> so ta, da :D
51:00 <ooomp> O.o
51:00 <Yilmaz> ooomp: You have to promise that if it doesn't work out with Rak that you will not accuse him of being gay.  We don't want to go down that road ... again. 
51:17 <mzyoyo> suck my dick
51:20 <Doodle> no
51:25 <mzyoyo> do it!!!!!!!!!!!
51:25 <Doodle> i will not
51:32 <mzyoyo> yeah you will
51:43 <Doodle> dont be revolting
51:53 <Student> why do not we play it normal :P
51:59 <Doodle> stfu Student
52:00 <matrix> Oh Yilmaz stfu already
52:00 <matrix> You are boring
52:00 <ooomp> When have I ever accused anyone of being gay
52:00 <Yilmaz> lol @ matrix going off. 
52:00 <ooomp> And B1 this is a prime example of why mobile is superior, I am walking AND chatting with one hand
52:00 <Yilmaz> ooomp: Not saying that you have, just that Rak has been in that position before. 
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, didn't you say yesterday you were going for a whole
52:00 <MysteriousShado> While*
52:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
52:00 <ooomp> Has he?
52:06 <Doodle> or make sense
52:13 <Student> ok
52:16 <matrix> Did I miss much
52:19 <Student> why don't we play it normal :P
52:24 <Student> ?
52:28 <couleurs> is it FiFa TiMe yet?
52:34 <Doodle> we were all about to write me a cheque for $5000 matrix
52:38 <Bastardly_One> soon
52:39 <Student> ha ha couleurs
52:45 <Bastardly_One> don't start nagging though
52:49 <Doodle> i'll start
52:51 <Bastardly_One> or no Fifa time at all :P
52:58 <Bastardly_One> lol fuck off
52:59 <Bastardly_One> don't
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <ooomp> Rak never told me.
53:00 <ooomp> That sounds horrible
53:00 <MysteriousShado> ooomp, you're hardcore man.
53:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: Just passing through.  Kind of like matrix leaving last night, but never going.  
53:00 <ooomp> I like hardcore yes
53:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
53:08 <couleurs> FiFa_TiMe
53:20 <Doodle> fifagz
53:23 <matrix> Fucking fifa
53:25 <Student> Fifa Time, footie time, WWE Time
53:28 <Student> lot of times ;)
53:36 <Student> pedo time
53:47 <matrix> This channel. officially sucks balls
53:52 <couleurs> FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe_FiFa_TiMe
53:56 <matrix> Since fifa came on
54:00 <Yilmaz> I loved how he had to jump straight in and blast me without knowing any of the back story to my comment.  He needs to calm down. 
54:00 <MysteriousShado> omfgbbqhax = Josh?
54:00 <matrix> Yilmaz i use a bit that stays connected.  I left pretty well straight away
54:00 <ooomp> ooomp = Longie?
54:00 <matrix> bnc*
54:00 <matrix> I don't think so
54:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: It also makes comments for you too?  Amazing. 
54:00 <matrix> Longie is longie
54:12 <mzyoyo> who wants to be my slave?
54:18 <Bastardly_One> sucks balls
54:20 <Bastardly_One> and Fifa
54:24 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw
54:30 <Bastardly_One> (geddit?)
54:31 <Doodle> nobody mzyoyo
54:36 <couleurs> idgi
54:41 <Bastardly_One> ball
54:43 <Bastardly_One> s
54:46 <Bastardly_One> =
54:50 <Bastardly_One> soccer
54:51 <Bastardly_One> duh
54:55 <couleurs> ok
55:00 <ooomp> Are you sure.
55:00 <matrix> Yilmaz i said one thing after I said goodnight
55:00 <matrix> You're a boring fool
55:00 <Rak> this is a long way to go to have a go at someone who's not even in channel skirm
55:00 <Yilmaz> You commented 10-15mins later. Stop telling lies. 
55:01 <Bastardly_One> time for me to get off the drugs?
55:14 <couleurs> wait don't they just use 1 ball...
55:17 <Student> if ( $text == "fifa" /ban $nick)
55:20 <mzyoyo> get off the drugs and be my slave
55:38 <couleurs> good 1 Student
56:00 <Yilmaz> Rak: I wasn't having a shot at her, I just wanted to make sure you didn't experience a repeat of that event is all. 
56:00 <matrix> Yilmaz you exaggerate as usual
56:00 <matrix> No wonder ppl dislike you
56:00 <Yilmaz> lol
56:00 <Rak> cheers
56:00 <MysteriousShado> oomp, asl?
56:00 <ooomp> 13 f melb
56:02 <Bastardly_One> nope on the one ball
56:06 Join: Fez ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:09 <Bastardly_One> watch your throw ins :P
56:36 <matrix> She is worth being a slave to
56:39 <matrix> maybe
56:42 <matrix> I dunno
56:44 <matrix> lol
56:49 <Student> now you dunno
56:52 <couleurs> FiFa Update!!!!!!!!!!!
56:52 <Student> you lost soul
56:58 <matrix> I am
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Yum
57:00 <JWH018`> ooomp is a dog
57:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: It's a shame I don't log. I could show you that your bnc is possessed and typing into the channel on your behalf. 
57:00 <matrix> Oh hotness lol
57:00 <elevatorsuit> a 13yr old wouldn't know how to use irc
57:00 <ooomp> I meant 31
57:00 <ooomp> Dyslexia
57:00 <Yilmaz> elevatorsuit: That is not correct at all. 
57:00 <matrix> lol
57:00 <elevatorsuit> prove it.
57:05 <matrix> Very lost :-/
57:45 <couleurs> Google Maps.
57:51 <Student> will food help, matrix?
58:00 <Yilmaz> Plenty of users were 13 or pretty close to it when they started here. 
58:00 <Rak> Oh hotness
58:00 <matrix> I was 15 when I started
58:00 <matrix> on irc
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard's dream
58:02 <matrix> Google doesn't map where I am lost
58:08 <matrix> done food lol
58:17 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:59 <Student> consuming food made you lost? :P
59:00 <Yilmaz> The way matrix has rages ... I think he may still be 13.  Hormones causing mood swings. 
59:00 <matrix> Picard is still banned
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Room of 13 yr olds
59:00 <ooomp> Virginity lost at what age matrix?
59:00 <matrix> 23 ooomp
59:00 <ooomp> Lovely
59:00 <ooomp> Saving it
59:00 <MysteriousShado> People on here actually lose it?
59:33 <matrix> no
59:33 <simba> matrix is a redpiller...
59:43 <matrix> Blue and red simba
59:47 <Student> you are so wrong simba, matrix is every where ;P
59:48 <matrix> I do both
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Wow..
00:00 <matrix> Well she was the one but she was killed in a car accident :-/
00:00 <ooomp> Oh :/
00:00 <matrix> Long time ago now
00:00 <matrix> I have my good memories :-)
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Ouch
00:06 <matrix> I have been around forever
00:18 <Student> now you are talking sense
00:21 <simba> not really awake... not really asleep........
00:21 <matrix> ancient, origins unknown
00:44 <matrix> I remember the dawn of time and I see the end of everything
00:58 Nick: Werethekau is now known as MehetWeret
01:00 <matrix> I am psycho I know
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Least you have them.
01:00 <matrix> But I was normal before that happened
01:00 <ooomp> Accepting it is the first step
01:00 <matrix> Meh
01:00 <matrix> It was 15 years ago now
01:00 <Yilmaz> That is tragic matrix. 
01:02 <matrix> I am here and now. I am the past and I am the future
02:00 <ooomp> Does that make you 38
02:00 <matrix> 39
02:00 <Yilmaz> At least she is in a better place now though. 
02:00 <matrix> But closw
02:00 <matrix> She still is with me in her own way
02:00 <MysteriousShado> True
02:27 <couleurs> bad news B1 the ea servers are down, looks like we can't play tonight :(
02:41 <matrix> Thank fuck for thay
02:42 <matrix> that
02:49 <matrix> The prayers are answered
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03:00 <matrix> no fucking fifa
03:00 <Yilmaz> I thought being away from you was the better place .... either way I guess. :D MEEP MEEP
03:00 <matrix> idiot
03:00 <MysteriousShado> What a dick
03:00 <Rak> hahaha
03:00 <ooomp> Yilmaz isn't as fast as he thinks he is
03:04 <couleurs> j/k in your faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:20 <matrix> So fucking sick of this channel being a geek fest
03:40 <Student> what do you want this channel to be matrix?
03:51 <matrix> Normal would be nice
03:58 <matrix> But that won't happen eithwr
04:00 <Rak> if only his fiancee said the same thing :D
04:00 <matrix> Yilmaz/skirmish will always be a dick
04:00 <couleurs> yeh but... any1 4 FiFa?
04:00 <Rak> no...wait...
04:00 <Rak> :/
04:02 <simba> lol
04:06 <simba> in terms of geekyness
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04:11 <simba> matrix >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fifa
04:22 <matrix> fifa sux balls
04:34 <simba> sci fi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> football [[geekynessscale2014]]
04:39 <matrix> It is all I see in here every night
04:52 <simba> maybe the world is telling u something
04:54 <matrix> We got rid of Sci Fi
04:54 <simba> its
04:55 <simba>  LIVERPOOL  LIVERPOOL
04:56 <simba> *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****  *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
04:57 <simba>  LIVERPOOL  LIVERPOOL
05:00 <matrix> Anyways 
05:00 <ooomp> Lol Rak
05:00 <matrix> What were we talking about before skirmish woke up
05:00 <ooomp> That was a fail
05:00 <Rak> :(
05:00 <matrix> I ignored the fail but yeah
05:00 <matrix> It was a bit
05:03 <matrix> We banned Picard remember
05:11 <simba> we did
05:18 <simba> we all sank the beast
05:19 <couleurs> lol
05:44 <matrix> Poor guy has to talk to his wife now lol
06:00 <ooomp> Its ok
06:00 <ooomp> We all fail at times
06:00 <ooomp> Some more than others
06:00 <matrix> Yeah I fail a lot
06:00 <matrix> almost as much as b1
06:19 <Student> what is with provoking users simba? :P
06:27 <fletcher> hello
06:30 <fletcher> doo fuckity
06:35 <simba> didnt provoke ne 1
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07:30 <Bastardly_One> you
07:33 <Bastardly_One> will
07:34 <Bastardly_One> never
07:37 <Bastardly_One> walk
07:40 <Bastardly_One> aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
07:51 <Bastardly_One> LFC!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> go red, or go home
08:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
08:31 <Student> exterme :P
08:34 <matrix> Who did simba provoke?
08:45 <Student> ha ha , never mind
08:47 <simba> Student is promoting anger!!!
08:52 <matrix> oh
08:57 <matrix> That's alright then
09:00 <MysteriousShado> HotGuy, asl?
09:01 <Student> ohh :(
09:11 <matrix> I like simba
09:12 <simba> i see what ur doing Student
09:17 <matrix> Simba is nice
09:18 <simba> just cos u can whip me on SFII..
09:24 Join: Lish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:25 <Student> i see you , simba ;)
09:38 <matrix> Hi Lish
09:43 <couleurs> go read or go homo
09:49 <simba> you should stream some gaming on twitch id like to see you in action
10:07 <simba> i like the indian song on fifa
10:10 <couleurs> agreed.
10:11 <matrix> i haven't gamed in over 20 yeara
10:12 <Student> CT servers?
10:13 <simba> actually its russian or something
10:34 <simba> counter terrorists win
10:50 <Lish> Hi matrix
11:00 <Student> Come to CT servers to see me in action and we all know what you have got :P
11:03 <matrix> Wassup lishness
11:08 <Student> Lish, the beauty, Welcome ;)
11:23 <Lish> Student, the creeper, thanks :)
11:28 <matrix> lol
11:31 <Student> ha ha
11:40 <simba> what game Student
11:50 <matrix> Your caramel goodness didn't work Student
12:00 <ooomp> You scared him away
12:00 <MysteriousShado> No I didn't
12:00 <MysteriousShado> He is hitting on me in PM.
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Well, trying to talk dirty.
12:10 <Student> Counter Strike 1.6
12:18 <matrix> 1.6?????
12:19 <simba> i thort so
12:23 <matrix> Wtf 1.6
12:29 <simba> didnt know people still played that tho..
12:31 <simba> thats cool
12:31 <Student> well matrix you have to learn a lot about girls :P
12:48 <matrix> I just want my Sami back :-(
12:53 <simba> i played css for ages but not 4 ages
12:54 <couleurs> lol this man utd guy got 2 reds
12:57 <matrix> Damn now I am getting emo
13:00 <ooomp> He just wants to show someone how much he can blow
13:22 <Student> matrix don't be emo, just be normal ;P
13:35 <matrix> emo is normal for me lol
13:45 <Student> i mean really? :P
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Told him I was 57/m
14:00 <couleurs> i'm more of a FifaGuy
14:00 <MysteriousShado> and he told me his cock was hard
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Guess the silver haired gentleman have a chance.
14:00 <ooomp> I think anyone has a chance lol
14:00 <matrix> Maybe he isn't hot
14:05 <matrix> There's a reason a dress in long black cloaks and have white skin
14:09 <Lish> Student: What's cracking
14:28 <Student> Lish nothing much, you tell about yourself
14:50 <Lish> Nothing
14:58 <Lish> Thinking about going away for the weekend but can't decide
15:00 <ooomp> We will never know
15:00 <elevatorsuit> unless we setup a webcam
15:00 <\_a-Romeo> hi all
15:07 <Student> ummm
15:10 <matrix> You should go away
15:16 <matrix> Will do you both good
15:24 <Lish> I should but I'm lazy and tired
15:29 Quit: ^Aus_Bloke ([email protected]) Connection closed
15:30 <matrix> Lol true
15:32 <Lish> Nah husband won't come, it's with some girlfriends lol
15:38 <matrix> But you'd have a lot of fun
15:42 <matrix> Oh even more fun
15:45 <Lish> It's true
15:46 <Student> what? husband with girlfriend?
15:49 <matrix> fun with the girls is good
15:55 <Lish> See you understand the dilemma I am in
16:00 <matrix> Romeo might be able to find out
16:00 <\_a-Romeo> maybe
16:00 <MysteriousShado> It's IRC
16:00 <MysteriousShado> People will take anything with a pulse.
16:00 <Lwaxana> lol
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Sometimes even that is optional.
16:02 <matrix> indo
16:06 <matrix> I do even
16:06 <Lish> Student: Exactly! I wouldn't wanna interrupt them hahaha
16:11 <matrix> lol
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16:27 <Student> well, that would not be a very good wifeship
16:34 <Lish> lol
16:36 <matrix> interesting nick is Aus_Bloke but not in Aus
16:56 <simba> lol
16:57 <couleurs> lmao 3 reds
16:58 <simba> must be wild turkey again?
17:00 <Lwaxana> na..would never take Picard
17:00 <MysteriousShado> C'mon, you don't like Family Guy?
17:00 <\_a-Romeo> hi simba
17:00 <matrix> I wouldn't touch Picard
17:00 <matrix> I'd take lwaxana though ;-)
17:00 <ooomp> matrix, would you touch Rak?
17:00 <Lwaxana> pfffft
17:00 <MysteriousShado> For hot teacher/student RP?
17:03 <matrix> lol
17:10 <simba> fuck u mancs!!!!!!
17:12 <Student> A good wife should not provide "oppertunitites"
17:16 <matrix> See I like simba
17:19 <Lish> Oh really
17:28 <matrix> Lish is the best wife
17:37 <Lish> I've not learnt wife correctly then
17:42 <matrix> And looks good too
18:00 <matrix> Oh I have been rejected
18:00 <\_a-Romeo> hi Lwaxana
18:00 <Rak> why am i involved?
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Because ooomp wants your babies.
18:00 <ooomp> When are you never involved
18:00 <Rak> you pimp me out i want 30%
18:00 <ooomp> 25
18:00 <\_a-Romeo> hi Rak
18:00 <Rak> ok :(
18:00 <Rak> heya romeo
18:00 <\_a-Romeo> :)
18:06 <Student> you should try it sometimes Lish ;P
18:08 Mode: (by stebie) -b *!*@smashingthruatidalwaveofbullshit.onasurfboardmadeoutofdontcare
18:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*m4tt@*.adsl-a-8.sezampro.rs
18:13 Kick: ^Aus_Bloke was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) wild turkey ban evading again under the russian host lol)
18:18 <Lish> I enjoy being a bad wife thou
18:25 <Lish> It involves no cooking or cleaning
18:45 <matrix> yiu have taught him well
18:48 <simba> fifa!!!!!!!!!!!
18:53 <matrix> sucks
19:00 <ooomp> And I'll buy you pineapple m&ms
19:00 <\_a-Romeo> done much today?
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Is Romeo that Romero chap?
19:00 <Rak> you romantic you :)
19:00 <matrix> rak would you do me lol
19:00 <Rak> for 25%
19:00 <matrix> lol
19:00 <matrix> :-)
19:00 <MysteriousShado> 25% of $0 is still $0
19:00 <MysteriousShado> ;)
19:00 <matrix> yup
19:01 <simba> ok we'll take it 2 #sports...
19:07 <matrix> lol
19:16 <Bastardly_One> F
19:20 <Bastardly_One> i
19:21 <Bastardly_One> f
19:22 <Bastardly_One> a
19:23 <Bastardly_One> !
19:27 <Lish> Sucks
19:31 <matrix> Sorry just over it. b1 talks about it constantly
19:33 <Lish> Nba is much better
19:36 <Bastardly_One> I do?
19:37 <Lish> Let's discuss that
19:40 <matrix> Lol lishness
19:59 <couleurs> u wanna go me
20:00 <matrix> What about 25% of a negative
20:00 <ooomp> I'd pay yo watch matrix and Rak
20:00 <ooomp> To*
20:00 <Rak> yeh the matrix was awesome.  we could fuck all the way through it
20:00 <Rak> now that would be bliss
20:02 <couleurs> n e 1
20:07 <Lish> I will
20:11 <Lish> What does it involve
20:13 <matrix> She's vood
20:19 <matrix> Good even
20:28 <Student> no cooking and cleaning , very well. Sound like a guy with girlish qualities
20:30 <matrix> Watch out couleurs
20:42 <Student> yes NBA is the best
20:45 <matrix> Lish is very definitely girl
20:55 <matrix> Sorry but can't mistake the curves
20:55 <Student> i was talking about lish's husband
20:59 <matrix> hmmm
21:00 <ooomp> Red pill? I mean the little blue ones wouldn't be needed surely
21:00 <Rak> por que no los dos ;)
21:06 <Lish> lol
21:08 <matrix> He is just well trained lol
21:14 <couleurs> thank u Lish
21:26 <simba> Bastardly_One are u oneline
21:36 <matrix> one line lol
21:40 <simba> [Nagging] Bastardly_One ill play u first
21:46 <matrix> He is the only line :-P
21:56 <couleurs> he's not he's playing gay role play game
22:00 <MysteriousShado> It must've been loveeee
22:00 <matrix> I will take both pills
22:00 <MysteriousShado> But it's over nowwwww
22:00 <\_a-Romeo> Rak do you live in a house made of brick?
22:00 <\_a-Romeo> ilive in a house made of wood
22:00 <ooomp> Rak, stop Espanoling 
22:00 <Rak> i live in a house made of dreams
22:00 <\_a-Romeo> ah i c
22:00 <Rak> but i want to learn to espanol
22:00 <MysteriousShado> And cheese.
22:00 <matrix> Yeah I don't read anything but english
22:02 <matrix> lol
22:04 <Loof> did b1 get a ps4?
22:13 <matrix> He got an advance.
22:15 <Loof> he was bagging me about wanting one
22:26 <Loof> does his hyporcracy have a limit?
22:32 <matrix> nope.
22:38 <matrix> He is a true irc trooper
22:42 <Loof> lol
22:51 <simba> he got it 2 fifa
22:59 <couleurs> how do u do a stream
23:00 <\_a-Romeo> Rak are you single?
23:00 <Rak> i am
23:00 <MysteriousShado> Dude..
23:00 <MysteriousShado> It's IRC
23:00 <\_a-Romeo> cool
23:00 <MysteriousShado> That's self explained.
23:00 <ooomp> Rak is dating although I hear
23:00 <\_a-Romeo> Rak got any good video games?
23:00 <Rak> do you, ooomp?
23:07 <matrix> He fifas a lot
23:11 <matrix> often with himself
23:11 <Bastardly_One> need a PS camera
23:13 <Bastardly_One> got one?
23:15 <Loof> i'm not getting a ps4
23:22 <Loof> gta v is coming out in feb on pc
23:24 <Loof> that's all i want
23:30 <matrix> pc gaming sux
23:34 <Bastardly_One> couleurs got a PS camera?
23:36 <simba> sif
23:38 <Loof> better graphics
23:40 <simba> kb and mouse own
23:41 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I dunno
23:43 <matrix> lol
23:54 <couleurs> no i meant broadcast
23:54 <matrix> kb and mouse
23:59 <Bastardly_One> oh
24:00 <couleurs> theirs twitch and ustream
24:00 <ooomp> It's a rumour
24:00 <Rak> or is that your way of asking me out? :D
24:00 <ooomp> Somewhat unfounded
24:00 <ooomp> Are you saying you'd prefer a monk lifestyle..
24:00 <Rak> sohpie monk is not my type
24:00 <\_a-Romeo> Rak got any good video games?
24:03 <Bastardly_One> through twitch
24:04 <matrix> Simba pcs are touch now
24:07 <Bastardly_One> or ustream
24:11 <simba> never play a better shooter then half life IMO
24:14 <couleurs> it says you need an account and then link your ps4
24:17 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
24:17 <Bastardly_One> but you need the PS camera to do it
24:23 <simba> my pc isnt touch
24:25 <simba> !!!!!
24:28 <simba> its touch n go
24:31 <couleurs> no you don't
24:33 <couleurs> ???
24:37 <Loof> i'm spending 2 grand on a pc instead of a ps4
24:44 <Bastardly_One> I was told you need the PS camera
24:47 <simba> yea wicked
24:48 <matrix> Wtf pc are you getting
24:57 <Bastardly_One> he was getting a PS4
24:57 <Loof> dual gtx 980s
25:00 <simba> going all out on a pc is da works
25:00 <Rak> a whole steam library full of them
25:00 <couleurs> <Rak> FiFa!!!!!!!!
25:00 <matrix> Sophie monk isn't my type either
25:00 <\_a-Romeo> cools
25:00 <\_a-Romeo> im awaiting some good games
25:00 <matrix> fifa sounds boring right now
25:00 <matrix> sorry
25:00 <matrix> Sick of hearing about it
25:00 <couleurs> good
25:00 <\_a-Romeo> Dead island Rip Tide
25:05 <Bastardly_One> until you just told him I had one
25:09 <Bastardly_One> I think that's hilarious
25:12 <matrix> Can get a good pc with hot gfx for under 1500
25:19 Join: Sponge ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:26 <couleurs> Loof rocks he's always buying imaginary stuff
25:31 <Loof> but 2 grand is better
25:36 <Student> A Sponge to clean
25:38 <Loof> it's gotta last me
25:39 Join: mzyoyo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:47 <matrix> wb mzyoyo
25:52 <mzyoyo> taaaaaaaaaaaa
26:00 <\_a-Romeo> resident evil : revalaions
26:00 <\_a-Romeo> resident evil : revalations
26:00 <\_a-Romeo> *
26:00 <\_a-Romeo> =~~>
26:00 <\_a-Romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
26:00 <couleurs> fifa 15?
26:00 <\_a-Romeo> it's not 2015 yet
26:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!
26:01 <Loof> studio max needs a beast
26:09 <Loof> or it just crashes every 5 mins
26:13 <couleurs> who wants to play me i'm Benefica
26:19 <Loof> especially with high poly counts
26:41 <simba> im brasil
27:00 <\_a-Romeo> :)_)
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm beer
27:00 <\_a-Romeo> yes beeeeeeeeeeeer
27:00 <\_a-Romeo> + burgers
27:00 <\_a-Romeo> :D
27:01 <couleurs> dare u 2 play pol v gre
27:03 <couleurs> !!!!!!
27:11 <simba> ez
27:18 <simba> park the bus
27:20 <Loof> the one thing i've never been able to do is rigging and it's been automated now :D
27:21 <Loof> so happy
27:40 <couleurs> onlined!!!!!
27:42 <Loof> https://www.mixamo.com/
27:52 <simba> chuk me an invite
28:00 <\_a-Romeo> i saw on the news about a 2000 dollar burger
28:00 <matrix> I'm bored.   going back to real life
28:00 <matrix> ciao
28:00 <\_a-Romeo> real life is creepy
28:04 <Loof> how much longer you got the ps4 simba?
28:11 <couleurs> Gundogy: I'm ready 4 BVB comebak
28:13 <matrix> Chuck up an invite for simbaness
28:18 <couleurs> ok
28:28 <Loof> i love my projector so much
28:33 <Loof> covers the entire wall
28:37 <Loof> the projection
28:39 <simba> some weeks
28:41 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:52 <Bastardly_One> I dunno what you're going to do
28:56 <simba> projectors own
29:00 <MysteriousShado> $2k?
29:00 <MysteriousShado> WTF?!
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Solid gold patty?
29:00 <]\_a-Romeo_[> yeah i know right
29:01 <Bastardly_One> if you don't get your own fifa and ps4 then
29:09 <Loof> for a grand this thing is unbelievable
29:11 <simba> yea ill die
29:15 <Bastardly_One> couleurs oi
29:17 <couleurs> RiP
29:22 <Bastardly_One> I have a serious question
29:27 <Bastardly_One> when are you getting Drive Club?
29:31 <Bastardly_One> I want to get it now
29:38 <Bastardly_One> but I need someone else with it
29:43 <couleurs> idk when it's on sale
29:44 <simba> it saus u invited me 8 mins ago for some reason
29:57 <Bastardly_One> now then?
30:04 <Bastardly_One> it's only $60 odd
30:09 <couleurs> fifa 15 was $45!!!!!!!
30:20 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
30:23 <Bastardly_One> I got ripped then
30:24 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:29 <Bastardly_One> like hard
30:35 Join: ooomp ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:44 <Student> i have Fifa 14 to download from the local network
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was 79
31:04 <Bastardly_One> I had to go check
31:08 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4065783043&feature=iv&src_vid=BOKZslY55ak&v=YXl8TMbieug
31:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicki Minaj - Anaconda - Choreography by Tricia Miranda ft @kaelynnharris | @nickiminaj @timmilgram (Oct 8, 2014) 4:20 - Category: Entertainment - 1,669,049 views - likes (99%), dislikes (1%)
31:41 <Student> i am checking the torrent
32:00 <couleurs> i preordered from dick smith with 12% off
32:00 <]a[\_^R-o-m-e-o_|> time for 64 hours of music
32:00 <MysteriousShado> Is that all?
32:00 <]a[\_^R-o-m-e-o_|> ahaha
32:05 <couleurs> or something like that
32:13 <couleurs> i preordered gta5 too
32:17 <couleurs> $45 each
32:25 <Loof> your abbot (and his american buddies) are going to try to start a war with russia now ooomp, hope people like you are happy with yourselves
32:31 <Loof> earth gone
32:31 <couleurs> delivery on release day m8
32:37 <matrix> Did I miss much
32:41 <couleurs> GERMEN V BRAS
32:50 <Bastardly_One> where from?
32:56 <ooomp> If anything means you don't exist anymore Loof, I'm really all for it
33:11 <Bastardly_One> ^
33:17 <couleurs> dick smith
33:17 <Loof> is that a trick question?
33:24 <Student> Fifa 14 is 4.09GB
33:28 <Bastardly_One> really couleurs?
33:31 <ooomp> It wasn't a question at all
33:36 <couleurs> yes
33:41 <Bastardly_One> don't get 14 Student really
33:54 <matrix> hmmm
33:58 <Bastardly_One> it's still the same as 11,12 and 13
34:00 <]a[\_^r-O-m-E-o_|> i want some strawberry thickshakes
34:17 <Student> what if i am getting it for free?
34:19 <Loof> tony scab-butt
34:27 <Student> network download is for free
34:44 <ooomp> Are you touring with Gillard Loof
34:53 <ooomp> I hear her book is popular
35:00 <]a[\_^r-O-m-E-o_|> i have kebabs that need cooking
35:00 <]a[\_^r-O-m-E-o_|> but damn this heat
35:00 <]a[\_^r-O-m-E-o_|> got no lettuce
35:00 <]a[\_^r-O-m-E-o_|> ate some icecream
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Righto, time to put the boy to bed
35:00 <]a[\_^r-O-m-E-o_|> and i feel complete
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Adios amigos
35:15 <matrix> Gillard is a bit above thatvlevel
35:23 <Loof> tried a dozen differnt todo apps in the past week
35:33 <Student> i can also get 13,12 then 2011 to 2002
35:33 <couleurs> wow
35:52 <Loof> none of them can even do a list
36:00 <couleurs> adios mangos
36:04 <Loof> that has tasks you can tick off while remembering their order
36:14 <Loof> repeatable tasks
36:24 <Loof> google keep came close
36:34 <Loof> but it's buggy as fuck and lists would just dissapear
36:49 <Loof> so i'm going to make my own
37:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD
37:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> damn lust for bourbon
37:09 <Loof> when i decide which language i'll use
37:20 <Loof> and when i'm not doing 3d shit
38:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> might have a killer sandwich soon
38:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> by killer i mean really good
38:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> i haven't left my flat for months
38:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> :)
38:17 <matrix> Sorry but wtf are you waffling about
38:28 <Loof> programming
39:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|}> i wonder what's out there in the real world
39:08 <Loof> need a todo list app
39:12 <Loof> cant find one
39:15 <Loof> so making one
39:28 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
39:31 <mzyoyo> there's heaps of those
39:56 <Loof> c++ is coming back to me, but my c++ days were before guis
40:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> so who's awake?
40:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> i had a latte at a cafe today
40:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> and a smoke
40:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> and a bacon and egg sandwich
40:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> it was great
40:06 <Bastardly_One> can't find a to do list app
40:06 <Loof> was all dos
40:16 <Bastardly_One> ffs, brain damaged pot head
40:30 <Loof> with imbedded asm
40:33 <Student> ha ha
40:38 <Loof> c++ with imbedded asm
40:55 <couleurs> fuckkkk
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> i still watch too much tv
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> only got 5 beers left
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> might have a smoe soon
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> might have a smoke soon
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> or a coffee
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> free porn
41:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> hi Saemon
41:00 <Vagisil> bing bang boodle
41:00 <Vagisil> butt fucked a poodle
41:05 <Bastardly_One> losing again couleurs?
41:11 <couleurs> nice gole
41:12 <mzyoyo> do you hate guys that use girls for their body?
41:21 <matrix> yes
41:27 <couleurs> yes i am so bad i am the worst
41:28 <matrix> I would never do that
41:29 <simba> watta gole
41:34 <simba> hulk was dreadful otherwise
42:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> Vagisil when was the last time you had a fuck?
42:00 <Vagisil> last nite
42:00 <Vagisil> why
42:00 <Vagisil> just told u lol
42:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> cool
42:00 <Vagisil> man i love this adsl2+
42:00 <Vagisil> 2.4MB a second
42:00 <Vagisil> fucking gorgeous
42:14 <couleurs> i hit the post or the keeper Hahahah!!!!!!
42:21 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:25 <Loof> i need any excuse to refresh my c++ ability
42:32 <Loof> for unreal development kit
43:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> Vagisil do you have anything that requires a remote controll?
43:00 <Vagisil> yeah ya mum
43:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> faster porn?
43:00 <matrix> pr0n fast
43:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> faster free porn?
43:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <matrix> p0wn3d
43:00 <][[{\_^aLiEn8D_|Romeo}> i want a 3000 dollar burger
43:00 <matrix> lol
43:02 <Loof> fuck cryengine
43:10 <Loof> who wants to learn lau
43:20 <Student> borland
43:51 <Loof> are hp laptops always shit?
44:00 <matrix> I  am a l33t h4x0r
44:00 <matrix> I use numbers for letters
44:00 <matrix> lol
44:00 <matrix> That us so 90s
44:00 <matrix> is
44:01 <Loof> the screen actually fell of this one i've had for a month
44:27 <matrix> Hp lappy are actually good
44:34 <Loof> fuck
44:35 <matrix> The batteries are just shit
44:42 <Loof> just my bad luck then
44:44 <couleurs> omg
44:53 <matrix> Ho service is crap
44:56 <matrix> hp*
45:19 <Loof> ah ic
45:21 <matrix> That's why I took all of AusPost over to lenovo
45:33 <matrix> lenovo have much better customer service
45:40 <Vagisil> wa education been lenovo for years
45:42 <Vagisil> and dell servers
45:48 <Loof> i like asus
46:20 <Loof> or dell
46:27 <Loof> only the alienware though
46:44 <Vagisil> yuck
46:54 <Vagisil> a case.. with shit internals
46:54 <Vagisil> yay
46:55 <couleurs> fuck these niggas
47:46 <MehetWeret> Okay
47:54 <Loof> i gotta stop eating red meat
47:54 <Bastardly_One> no
47:57 <Loof> ass is killing me
48:04 <Loof> god both those lines sounded gay
48:16 <couleurs> omg what
48:16 <Vagisil> lol
48:47 <MehetWeret> Why does eating red meat hurt your ass?
48:51 <ooomp> Loof been enjoying the cock again
48:56 <MehetWeret> Are you a gluten free vegan?
49:00 <ooomp> Red meat is slang for cock
49:00 <Vagisil> Jeep
49:00 <Vagisil> Jeep Grand Cherokees built between 2005 and 2007 are being recalled due to a similar issue to the Holden small cars, in which vehicles "may experience an unintended change in ignition switch position while driving", according to the recall notice.
49:00 <Vagisil> woops
49:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/news/2014/holden-recalls-barina-trax-and-colorado-7-46790
49:01 <Vagisil> red meat gives u bowel cancer
49:10 <Bastardly_One> ooomp again? more like still
49:15 <MehetWeret> No, being a fuckwit makes God hate you, and you get bowel cancer
49:19 <Loof> is MehetWeret a dick?
49:27 <Bastardly_One> it's a meeting of the minds with him and Vagisil
49:28 <MehetWeret> Yes I am
49:31 <Bastardly_One> they deserve each other
50:47 <mzyoyo> meeting of the mindless
51:00 <couleurs> yep holdens r gr8 cars m8
51:00 <fletcher> they are
51:00 <fletcher> top quality cars
51:06 <matrix> Where is the mind to compare to mindless
51:37 <Student> here we go
51:47 <couleurs> cool
51:49 <ooomp> holy fu, its mz yo
52:00 <Vagisil> its not just them
52:00 <Vagisil> toyota.. jeep.. mercedes
52:00 <Vagisil> mazda
52:00 <couleurs> chiner
52:00 <Vagisil> lol
52:25 <simba> gg
52:32 <Loof> -asdf- hope your young son gets hit by a car and dies you motherfucker, hope he gets cancer. and I hope your wife gets breast cancer and dies too, cunt.
52:33 <couleurs> weird match!!!!!!!
52:44 <Loof> lol
52:47 <couleurs> 2 good free kick!!!!!
52:58 <Loof> i think he might be a bit grumpy
53:04 <couleurs> i need eleventy goles 2 in
53:06 <couleurs> win
53:14 <Loof> probably didn't have his afternoon nap (with his naked dad)
53:20 <simba> BAYERN
53:56 <matrix> I don't like this conversation at all
54:00 <mzyoyo> someone has an incest obsession
54:39 <couleurs> agreed.
55:00 * Student sends 5000$ check to Doodle
55:12 <matrix> cheque
55:19 <matrix> It is spelt cheque
55:24 <Student> oh really? :P
55:34 <mzyoyo> can I get a spell check
55:40 <matrix> And in Australia why write $5000
55:46 <matrix> Not 5000$
55:48 <Student> why?
55:50 <mzyoyo> lol
55:51 <Student> or we?
55:58 <Student> make up your mind matrix
56:03 <matrix> That is the way it is done here
56:09 <couleurs> w00t
56:15 <matrix> 5000 dollars.is written $5000
56:24 <matrix> cheque
56:28 <matrix> Not check
56:38 <Student> that was the purpose of that whole excersice
56:43 <matrix> check is like "check her out"
57:02 <matrix> or "check the norgs on that chick"
57:22 <Student> ???
57:28 <Student> where is the stop button matrix?
57:32 <Bastardly_One> calm down lady!
57:37 <mzyoyo> sex
57:44 <couleurs> w00t
57:49 <Student> xes
58:06 <matrix> Sex where
58:10 <Student> sex in unhealthy
58:25 <matrix> In unhealthy????
58:26 <Student> sex isunhealthy
58:29 <Student> ha ha
58:38 <Student> sex is unhealthy
58:42 <mzyoyo> someone is sexually frustrated
58:49 <Student> i am so sorry, the insert key was on
58:53 <matrix> That's like the guy at work that keeps calling Telstra "the telstra"
59:01 <mzyoyo> lol
59:06 <Student> i would not say someone, a lot is frustrated in here
59:11 <matrix> "I am sending the case to the telstra"
59:19 <matrix> It is just wrong
59:32 <Student> just wrong ha ha
59:37 <couleurs> opps
00:08 <Bastardly_One> I better win this
00:15 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool Vs Everton
00:19 <Bastardly_One> at home
00:26 <Student> :)
00:48 <mzyoyo> bye dudes
01:01 <Student> waves
01:14 <Loof> who are you talking to matrix?
01:20 <Loof> student?
01:46 Join: ^Aus_Bloke ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:06 <couleurs> come @ me
03:16 <matrix> It's back again
03:25 <matrix> c ya mzyoyo
03:36 <Loof> good fuck off mzyobo
04:14 <couleurs> bloodey stubborn bayerns
04:59 Quit: mzyoyo ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:16 <matrix> Loof be nice
05:25 <matrix> mzyoyo is not that bad
05:27 <Loof> i am to those who dont abuse
05:32 <Bastardly_One> ffs
05:35 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Quit: Linkinus - http://linkinus.com
05:40 <Bastardly_One> stop telling everyone what to do
06:02 Join: Tuftoy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:04 <matrix> I will do what I want you old cuntoxon
06:13 <couleurs> shit
06:57 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
07:27 <Saemon> <@Bonny> Bastardly_One.. you yourself said the channel is an open forum for anyone to chat.. I suggest you take your own advice and stop telling ppl to shutup.. this is a chat room afterall
07:50 <YoelRomero> What a great point she has
08:02 <Bastardly_One> shut up
08:09 <YoelRomero> rofl
08:13 <YoelRomero> FAGGOT
08:27 <matrix> B1 is ok
08:37 <YoelRomero> sometimes
08:52 <matrix> I rant worse than he does
08:55 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: meh
08:57 <Loof> b1 is fucked
09:01 <YoelRomero> its not his ranting
09:02 <Loof> needs death
09:03 <matrix> And he will tell you thay
09:10 <YoelRomero> its his attitude where he thinks hes the boss
09:11 <Zade> Loof is scum and should be banned
09:16 <Loof> just cause of his age
09:29 <matrix> I am about as old as he is
09:49 <Loof> yeah but b1 is a total manchild
10:14 <matrix> YoelRomero you have not met skirmish have you
10:56 <YoelRomero> matrix: skirimsh is worse
10:58 <YoelRomero> way worse
10:58 <Loof> nearly 50, no bitch, no home, no car, plays computer games all day yet thinks he's something special
11:07 <Loof> die b1
11:12 <matrix> YoelRomero yes
11:28 <matrix> B1 got a PS4
11:38 <matrix> He is something special lol
11:42 <Loof> lol
11:53 Join: bee_girl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:53 <matrix> He fifas now
11:58 <matrix> hia bee_girl
12:03 <matrix> How's doing?
12:11 <YoelRomero> B1 used to be worse
12:13 <bee_girl> hey matrix good thanks and u?
12:15 <YoelRomero> always in a bad mood
12:27 <YoelRomero> he used to run a channel called #melb_au
12:32 <YoelRomero> he was a power tyrant
12:39 <YoelRomero> banning left right and centre
12:42 <Loof> i had respect for bee_girl till i found out she's just another one on couleurs list of irc roots
12:46 <couleurs> hat trik hero!!!!!!!!!!
12:50 <YoelRomero> He created the channel because he lost his ops here
12:50 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) EOF from client
13:00 <YoelRomero> he was bitter
13:03 <YoelRomero> bitter and twisted
13:09 <YoelRomero> I used to torment him in there all the day
13:11 <couleurs> comeback!!!!!!!!
13:14 <YoelRomero> evading his weak bans
13:16 <bee_girl> wasn't very memorable then...
13:17 <Loof> whom?
13:19 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:23 <simba> nice `1
13:33 <couleurs> told u napoli was good
14:06 <couleurs> who u going...
14:15 <Loof> ah b1
14:21 <Loof> yeah he is a petty little man
14:28 <fletcher> b1 fuck urself dog
14:33 <bee_girl> couleurs did we irc root and I didn't notice?
14:47 <matrix> lol
14:50 <couleurs> yes
14:56 <couleurs> a few times!!!!!
15:29 <bee_girl> jesus
15:52 <couleurs> 1 time i was even playing fifa
15:56 <bee_girl> next time make sure im sober
15:56 <simba> nice
15:57 <simba> lfc
16:00 <matrix> lol
16:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*fletcher@*.174.288840.69B81A
16:13 Kick: fletcher was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) ok bye)
16:18 <couleurs> i scored 2 goles that time
16:20 <Bastardly_One> how fucking long did the update take?
16:27 <Bastardly_One> Mine took ages it felt
16:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
16:28 Kick: YoelRomero was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) torment elsewhere thx)
17:00 <fletcher> where is serenity?
17:00 <Rak> australia
17:11 <Bastardly_One> oh that channel by the way
17:14 <couleurs> noooooo
17:16 <Bastardly_One> was never made by me
17:22 <Bastardly_One> but others not happy here
17:31 <matrix> to Skirmishs spy. have a nice night
17:35 <Bastardly_One> yeah well my update seemed to take ages
17:41 <matrix> Make sure you paste everything I say
17:56 <Loof> skumish
18:06 <Loof> toy cop
18:11 <matrix> Because that coward is happy to make comments about a dead person and then run out before anyone can say anything
18:20 <matrix> Go paste that shit to him
18:28 <matrix> He won't even come in here to face me
18:35 <Loof> which dead person?
18:35 <Saemon> lol @ the drama in here
18:35 <matrix> He is too busy being a prick in pm
18:52 <Saemon> callin a man a coward though matrix
18:52 <matrix> Loof my first gf, who I was with for 3 years
18:59 <Loof> fuck :(
18:59 <Saemon> dems are figh'in words
19:00 <Thoth> Best answer ever
19:01 Join: spoolin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:08 <matrix> I call him a coward for what he did
19:14 <Saemon> who?
19:17 <matrix> And I know he sees this
19:23 <Loof> if my wife died i couldn't take it
19:26 <matrix> Skirmish/Yilmaz
19:26 <Saemon> name this phantom menace of oyurs
19:30 <Loof> how do you get over something like that
20:09 <matrix> You don't Loof
20:11 <Loof> 3 years is a fair while
20:16 <matrix> You just focus on positives
20:17 <Loof> i see
20:24 <Loof> word
20:35 <matrix> Would have been together longer if she had not died
20:44 <matrix> But anyway
20:48 Quit: Tuftoy ([email protected]) Quit:
20:50 <Loof> loss is horrible
20:58 <matrix> whoever Skirmishs little spy is can go paste it alll
22:00 <Vagisil> electricity back to 22.3601 cents a unit
22:00 <Vagisil> fucking nice
22:19 <matrix> children on irc lol
22:27 <MehetWeret> Skirmish - gotta paste them all.
22:39 <matrix> suppose to be adults but have to have their little spies
22:51 <matrix> Tell skirmish if he wants to see what goes on
23:00 <MehetWeret> Maybe he did what I did when I was zlined for a week... evaded with a shell incognito.
23:07 <matrix> How about joining the channel.like a normal adult
23:09 <MehetWeret> Somebody thought I was element. Dufuq is with that
23:11 <Loof> wow you take irc *nearly* as seriously as me
23:36 <matrix> Loof. just doing it for response
23:48 <matrix> See skirmish I'd busy msging me in privat
23:50 <matrix> e
23:56 <matrix> is*
23:57 <Loof> he loves you
24:01 <Loof> be flattered
24:12 <matrix> telling me how wonderful his little spies are
24:13 * spoolin slaps Lwaxana around a bit with a large trout
24:17 <matrix> lol
24:39 <Loof> skirmish is one seriously fucked up guy
24:45 <Loof> nobody knows it
25:52 <Loof> i often wonder if it is being a security guard that turns people mental or if it is a prerequisite
25:57 <matrix> There are lots of fucked up ppl on irc
26:14 * spoolin slaps ChanOP around a bit with a large trout
26:15 <Loof> power corrupts
26:19 <Bastardly_One> fuck
26:26 <Bastardly_One> Loof would make a perfect guard then in that case
26:27 Join: frayedknot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:30 <Bastardly_One> mental as they come
26:55 <Loof> b1 was corrupted by even half ops and it was an expolsion of rage banns
27:00 <matrix> mental as anything hey
27:03 <Loof> imagine what full ops would do to him
27:11 <spoolin> anti pschotic episodes
28:00 <fletcher> niceee
28:00 <fletcher> petrol now 8 cents a litre too
28:00 <fletcher> which is good
28:18 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:34 <Loof> i often wonder if it is being a security guard that turns people mental or if it is a prerequisite
28:43 <Skirmish> Ok. Since some of you insist of talking about me. I will join so you can not look like such obnoxious cowards. Go.
28:57 <Saemon> WAIT!
28:58 <Loof> don't flatter yourself fucktard
29:01 <Loof> we dont care
29:02 <matrix> about time you came in skirmish
29:03 * Saemon brings out the popcorn
29:05 <Saemon> ok now go.
29:20 * Loof gets the popcorn
29:25 <Bastardly_One> now you all stfu
29:27 <Skirmish> I find it amusing that you of all people want to talk about the mental status of anyone else Loof.
29:31 <Bastardly_One> such a pack of sheep
29:35 <Bastardly_One> say it to him now
29:37 <Bastardly_One> to his face
29:51 <matrix> I already did b1
29:51 <Bastardly_One> I'll give Skirmish one thing
29:58 <Bastardly_One> never ever has he gone behind my back
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Where?
30:01 <spoolin> virtual r had bad psychosis
30:07 <Bastardly_One> like the rest of you little back stabbers
30:12 <Bastardly_One> you know who you are
30:12 <matrix> Skirmish was busy pming me
30:13 <Saemon> matrix it seems like you're the coward right now
30:25 <matrix> I knew he could see every word I said
30:27 <Bastardly_One> fuck up semen
30:28 <Skirmish> matrix accused me of being Rt0rD2. Must be a classy guy.
30:31 <matrix> That's why I did it
31:00 <matrix> That is why he came back
31:00 <Loof> wow he does have spys
31:00 <Doodle> argentina
31:00 <Doodle> venezuela
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Lucky pricks.
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Unleaded jumped 30c/L today
31:00 <Doodle> well not really cos they have to live in south america
31:00 <MysteriousShado> 20*
31:04 <Loof> he's losing it
31:06 <Loof> bad
31:10 <spoolin> * *!*[email protected] is not in ignore list
31:20 <matrix> Because I told him I was bored with him in pm
31:33 <matrix> so he will come here to make the point now
31:50 <Loof> man he wants your cock bad
31:52 <Skirmish> matrix does love to try and compound his own importance doesn't he lol
32:00 <Loof> fanging for it
32:05 <Loof> like b1 for herion
32:07 <matrix> Skirmish in learnt from you :-)
32:15 <matrix> I&
32:16 <Skirmish> Too bad he is getting a bit paranoid about the internet.
32:26 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi
32:33 <Saemon> whats I& ?
32:39 <couleurs> lmao
32:45 <matrix> typos ok sue me
32:47 <matrix> lol
32:49 <Skirmish> Loof is your future unless you can learn to control that paranoia matrix.
33:03 <couleurs> holey shite!!!!!!!!
33:16 <simba> fuck
33:18 <simba> gg
33:18 <matrix> Skirmish my future is beyond a security guards mind
33:29 <couleurs> great matches
33:32 <Saemon> <matrix> whoever Skirmishs little spy is can go paste it alll
33:42 <Skirmish> You will end up with a wife that doesn't like you, children who run riot and do not respect you ... and the internet will ALL be against you. Then you will become Loof2.
33:44 <matrix> Yes Saemon
33:45 <Saemon> <matrix> suppose to be adults but have to have their little spies
33:45 <Loof> dsp > security guard
33:46 <Saemon> <matrix> Tell skirmish if he wants to see what goes on
33:48 <Saemon> <matrix> How about joining the channel.like a normal adult
33:49 <matrix> I said thay
33:58 <matrix> Skirmish has already seen it
33:59 <Loof> keep up saemon stupid tard
34:10 <Loof> go wrestle your dad's cock
34:10 <Saemon> apologies :P
34:15 <matrix> :-)
34:19 <Saemon> mmm id love that
34:19 <Skirmish> You thought Saemon was pasting to me? LOL
34:31 <Skirmish> Would you like to guess again, or just take the prize in the box?
34:34 <simba> time 4 manager modew
34:41 <simba> do u want a match of ass kicken Bastardly_One
34:42 <matrix> No he wasn't the one pasting to you fool
34:49 <matrix> He was the one pasting then
35:22 <Bastardly_One> I just started a match
35:28 <Bastardly_One> so I would otherwise
35:39 <couleurs> i won the cup from 6-2 down first match
35:46 <couleurs> napoli did it
35:49 <couleurs> i'm rafa
35:51 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: I'll take your prize in my box
36:00 <doctor> http://feature.thewest.com.au/methcity/ more sensationalism from my beloved home state
36:01 <Skirmish> That is what she said ;)
36:01 <matrix> Skirmish what you or anyone else on the net thinks doesn't phase me at all
36:11 <matrix> :-)
36:14 <couleurs> wait you won the cup
36:17 <couleurs> wtf
36:22 <couleurs> gole difference
36:25 <couleurs> cum
36:37 <Skirmish> matrix: Excellent! That means that you won't feel the need to discuss me again then will you?
36:52 <matrix> I will discuss whoever inwant
37:01 <matrix> I know ppl paste everything around
37:03 <matrix> lol
37:05 <couleurs> G_G
37:15 <matrix> You are no different to anyone else Skirmish
37:25 <Loof> you guys need weed
37:37 <matrix> Nah weed fuck with your head
37:43 <Loof> oh god
37:45 <Loof> not you too
37:59 <spoolin> someone say god
38:00 <doctor> as an outsider, you may think everyone here was on edge due to meth, but its more likely we've been taught to be that way from our commentariat
38:09 <couleurs> 6-2 2-2 1-2 3-1 2-1 what a gr8 start 2 the season of FiFa 15 edition everybodey
38:12 <matrix> according to skirmish I am all ready paranoid
38:21 <matrix> so don't need more paranoia
39:06 <Loof> fine stay pissed off
39:11 <Loof> i'm gonna go see mary
39:17 <matrix> Who's pissed off? ?
39:42 <matrix> Skirmy's little outbursts always make me . laugh
40:10 <Maurice> Oh would you all just stfu
40:21 <Saemon> ikr?
40:30 <matrix> Maurice why so the channel can be dead??
40:36 <Saemon> its like freakin Days of our Lives in here
40:43 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!
40:47 <Maurice> Maybe stop the whiny prepubescent girl shit and talk about adult shit
40:47 <Maurice> And not fifa
41:01 <matrix> Well feel.free to throw up a topic
41:03 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:05 <matrix> No one else has
41:15 <Saemon> WWE
41:24 <Saemon> lets talk about that
41:35 <matrix> It's days of our lives, fifa or wwe
41:41 <matrix> Take your pick
41:49 <Saemon> WWE
42:04 <matrix> Hi Glenn
42:09 <spoolin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZy1nh6rZ2Y
42:12 <Saemon> whose your fav wreslter matrix?
42:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Isaac - Impressed (Cut) (Jun 26, 2009) 2:59 - Category: Music - 94,025 views - likes (96.5%), dislikes (3.5%)
42:13 <simba> first cup!!!!!!!
42:30 <Skirmish> We could discuss how our political system is in dire need of repair with the likes of Jacqui Lambie in the senate for the next 6 years and barely anyone voted for her.
42:31 <matrix> Saemon to be honest I haven't watched wrestling in years
42:39 <Loof> it's for little boys
42:55 <matrix> Skirmish the political system has always been corrupt
43:00 <Skirmish> Ricky Muir is in the same basket, but since his first clusterfuck of an interview with the media he has had the common sense to avoid them.
43:13 <Saemon> Skirmish take it to politicaldebate.
43:16 <Saemon> dot be a renee
43:19 <Saemon> dont*
43:32 <Bastardly_One> because you dont understand it
43:32 <simba> no wrestling discussion
43:39 <matrix> If it wasn't compulsory less than half the ppl would vote
43:42 <Maurice> Politicaldebate is hardly a political discussion channel
43:42 <Skirmish> We could discuss the back and forward between our government, the murdoch media in Australia and now Russian politicians about the moronic comment to "shirtfront" Putin made by Abbott.
43:46 <Bastardly_One> does not make it a topic not to be discussed
43:50 <Loof> it would be better that way
44:07 <simba> how is the murdoch media riling up the mainstream?
44:17 <simba> is this becoming public knowledge
44:31 <Bastardly_One> no
44:33 <matrix> Please elaborate
44:38 <Bastardly_One> the public are falling for it simba
44:39 <Skirmish> simba: Did you see the article they wrote to Putin, even went as far as having a copy made in russian?
44:46 <Bastardly_One> I don't think they're waking up to it though yet
44:53 <simba> no Skirmish
44:53 <Loof> @_@
44:54 <simba> did nt
44:58 <Skirmish> One second.
45:01 <Bastardly_One> seriously check it out
45:06 <Bastardly_One> oh he's going to link
45:11 <Saemon> whats this whole abbott vs putin about anyway?
45:11 <Loof> maybe tea would help you guys seeing as you cant get weed
45:31 <Loof> peppermint and green tea
45:32 <Loof> try it
45:35 <Saemon> Bastardly_One putins got Rusev on his side
45:39 <simba> its about u being banned from the internet
45:48 <Saemon> put tony abott in the rusev Clutch
46:00 <Vagisil> i farted
46:00 <fletcher> i farted on head
46:38 <Loof> free yourself from yourself, free yourself from yourself
46:41 <Loof> lets go digging
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46:42 <Saemon> speaking of russia omg i love this song so much
46:44 <Loof> lets go digging
46:53 <Saemon> dancing bears, painted wings
46:57 <Saemon> things i almost remember
46:58 <matrix> I kiss Serenity
47:04 <Saemon> the swan princess
47:04 <matrix> Miss *
47:07 <Loof> same
47:09 <matrix> fuck
47:10 <matrix> lol
47:30 <Loof> i want her nipple in my mouth while i wear a nappy
47:31 <matrix> She wouldn't let me kiss her lol but I miss her
47:35 <Saemon> serenity is in australia matrix
47:44 <matrix> I know Saemon
47:55 <Saemon> join there and be in her presence then
48:04 <Saemon> instead of whining here
48:06 <Skirmish> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/our-blunt-message-to-russian-president-vladimir-putin/story-fni0ffsx-1227090480661 <-------------- Simba
48:10 <Saemon> and doin nothin bout it
48:20 <simba> kool
48:25 <simba> stfu Saemon 2nd warning
48:36 <matrix> I said I miss her and I am.whining lol
48:37 <matrix> ok
48:44 <Bastardly_One> GAH!
48:53 <Bastardly_One> both of you are becoming irritating
48:56 <Loof> everyone is whining to maurice if they aren't talking about pets
49:08 <simba> terrible Skirmish
49:11 <Maurice> OH
49:17 <Maurice> Thats a surefire way to get rid of Loof
49:18 <matrix> B1 everyone irritates you
49:20 <Maurice> Post animal pics
49:34 <MehetWeret> Post pics of animals having sex
49:35 <Bastardly_One> Maurice welcome to the Loof slagging off people on his ignore night
49:39 <MehetWeret> BBC style
49:44 <Bastardly_One> as usual the fucking coward
49:45 <Loof> imagine being b1
49:51 <Loof> my god
49:55 <Bastardly_One> got any new E pics?
49:58 <simba> no i dont want to
49:58 <Bastardly_One> see
49:59 <Loof> \o
50:00 <Vagisil> this is boring
50:06 <Skirmish> simba: It was already bad enough with what Abbott said without the media jumping in with their opinion.
50:07 <simba> everyone remain in harmony
50:19 <MehetWeret> simba: I smoked a dandylion today
50:21 <MehetWeret> I'm cool
50:21 <Skirmish> Murdoch has been defending and protecting abbott for a long time now though.
50:36 <Loof> harmony is a good root
50:49 <Loof> but i prefer mary
50:50 <MehetWeret> Anyone want some dandylions?
50:59 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish expect less off a Murdoch publication than right wing?
51:00 <Vagisil> DEEP, FRIEd, TITS
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you're boring waix
51:34 <Bastardly_One> what's your version of The Age?
51:38 <Skirmish> Domestically, no. To make such a piece and write it in russian to get picked up over there and make it an international piece? yeah I did expect better.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> The Age down here goes nice and nuts on how shit is here and there
52:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
52:10 <Bastardly_One> enough to make it a much more less bias read anyway
52:12 <matrix> Anything to sell
52:20 <matrix> That's really what it comes down to
52:21 <simba> our papers are dumber than britains
52:21 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: someones got to. Bill Shorten is an absolute dipshit.
52:30 <Skirmish> I don't mind The Age. I try to get the news from a range of sources though. The Age, The Guardian, News.com.au for all the murdoch pollution in one place.
52:32 <matrix> Simba I wouldn't go that far
52:46 <simba> less gossip but dumber
52:55 <matrix> bottom line they are all out to sell copies
52:56 <Skirmish> MehetWeret: It has nothing to do with him what is going on between Abbott and Putin ... but I agree that he is useless.
53:02 <matrix> No matter what the content is
53:03 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: abbott is a dipshit, but people forget how bad the alternative to abbott is.
53:12 <simba> and twist minds
53:18 <matrix> What is the alternative
53:20 <Skirmish> There is no alternative to Abbott that is worse.
53:24 <Bastardly_One> Shorten needs notes to know what day of the week it is doesn't he?
53:26 <MehetWeret> matrix: bill shorten or krudd
53:33 <Loof> freedom
53:34 <matrix> There is no alternative at all atm
53:37 <Skirmish> Rudd would have handled this a LOT better.
53:48 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: you mean by like, getting overthrown by a woman?
53:54 <MehetWeret> and then coming back
53:54 <Skirmish> I don't think we would be bombing in iraq under a labor government either.
53:56 <matrix> i do agree with skirmish
54:01 <MehetWeret> and then not getting voted in, and throwing a tantrum about it?
54:11 <matrix> K Rudd would have handled it betyer
54:15 <MehetWeret> Does he have the maturity for managing a pizza store, let alone this country?
54:20 <matrix> He had some balls
54:23 <matrix> somewhere
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54:39 <Skirmish> Rudd was a leader that came too the party at a time when they needed him, but they were not prepared to maintain appearances after the election.
54:53 <MysteriousShado> Rudd got pwnd by Gillard.
54:57 <Bastardly_One> and a cunt to work with
55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
55:07 <MysteriousShado> Rudd got pwnd by Gillard.
55:10 <simba> theyre all PMs.. they all handle shit badly in the view of the public but probably reach their goals inside
55:10 <MysteriousShado> Er
55:17 <matrix> He was an ass but that is what you need to be in politics
55:21 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: if thats true then labor behind krudd still sounds like a terrible option, as it lacks any clearly defined position on any issue
55:22 <Skirmish> If you had followed Rudd, and not just via the papers, you would have noticed he did a lot of good things and only mentioned them on his twitter account. He would use the media when he needed to, but he knew when to not bother with them.
55:23 <Bastardly_One> I know a friend in Canberra who was saw him out and about with his aide
55:30 <Bastardly_One> abusing the living shit out of her
55:30 <Skirmish> That is why he had over 1 million followers.
55:42 <Bastardly_One> and have you seen his tantrum in china?
55:48 <Bastardly_One> that is hilarious
55:48 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: at least with abbott the lacking of clearly defined positions on any issue is contained within abbott, and the liberal party aren't like that.
55:55 <Skirmish> Sometimes it is better to not have a position than to have one that is the wrong position.
56:01 <Bastardly_One> I'll link that ... when he was foreign minister and in china
56:10 <matrix> Anyway time for me to go to bed
56:14 <matrix> Night all
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56:21 <MrMark> hi sexies
56:38 <Skirmish> I would prefer a government that said "We need time to take stock and consider our position" instead of one that has their penis so far up Americas proverbial ass that they are led by default.
56:40 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: ever watched 7.30? They don't approve of that idea.
56:55 <Loof> hi sexless
57:03 <MehetWeret> Skirmish: I agree
57:28 <Skirmish> All media has an agenda.
57:38 <spoolin> can anyone get xanex
57:47 <Skirmish> Some more than others.
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58:42 <spoolin> u should see how it looks falling through the ceilings of a skyscraper
58:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b oxygen!*@*
58:44 Kick: oxygen was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) pest)
00:01 <MysteriousShado> oxygen is either Yilmaz or Picard
00:03 <MehetWeret> spoolin: ever looked at TOR?
00:03 <MysteriousShado> lol
00:11 <Lwaxana> oxygen is oxygen
00:12 <MehetWeret> silk rd v2
01:00 <couleurs> who's up 4 FiFa?
01:10 <MysteriousShado> Ah k
01:15 * MysteriousShado eyes Lwaxana 
01:19 <MysteriousShado> You know too much..
01:19 <Loof> were the betazoids alpha quadrant?
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01:28 <Loof> i thought eath was alpha quadrant
01:42 <Loof> man i need to watch all the series again
01:46 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: lol I am yilmaz.
01:47 <Lwaxana> lol
01:56 <Loof> forgotten everything
01:56 <MysteriousShado> Oh, didn't see you there.
01:59 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/598cf71573baeec5574b94cdc2928735/tumblr_nd2poxK00i1qe0wclo1_500.jpg
02:01 <couleurs> my car
02:18 <Skirmish> I have two nicks registered. This one, and Yilmaz. I am not one to go swapping and changing often.
02:23 <MysteriousShado> Where's the FiFa sticker??
03:02 <couleurs> some1 stole it
03:54 <Loof> http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/watch-listen-praying-mantis-eat-face-fly
03:58 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
04:04 <Bastardly_One> penalty and yellow car
04:08 <Bastardly_One> 4 mins in
04:10 <Bastardly_One> *card
04:14 <Bastardly_One> sucked in everton
04:56 <couleurs> y don't u play oneline u pusy
05:24 <Loof> http://is.gd/6C2MVK
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08:00 <MysteriousShado> ASL
09:17 <Loof> i feel like a night of documentingreality
09:24 <Loof> haven't been there in a while
09:44 <Loof> hopefully my gore tbreak has worked
10:00 <MysteriousShado> As if all you cunts have lives all of a sudden
10:00 <Thoth> 9 m nev horny
10:00 <Thoth> asl?
10:00 <Thoth> u lik sex?
11:00 <Thoth> i wet
11:00 <Thoth> eye
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12:00 <MysteriousShado> Delicious.
12:00 <TheDarkTruth> this is going to give me nightmares.. 
12:00 <couleurs> 13/fi/fa
13:00 <Werethekau> strokes plz
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14:00 <MysteriousShado> I blame stebie 
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15:00 <TheDarkTruth> if you guys ruin the internet for me - I'll be really cross... 
15:00 <Werethekau> Jesus
16:00 <TheDarkTruth> bringing him into this chat will not help its outcome, i expect.. 
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Bot?
17:00 <Werethekau> I am the personificiation of supernatural powers. What more could you want?
17:00 <TheDarkTruth> to /not/ have the internet ruined for me?
17:08 <MehetWeret> Texas chainsaw massacre. Yea!
17:22 <couleurs> agreed.
17:29 <MehetWeret> Its on SBS TWO
17:37 <MehetWeret> Just started
18:00 <TheDarkTruth> oh... and maybe a big bowl of ice-cream and jelly.. 
18:02 <couleurs> thank u let's watch it together like 2 m8s
18:14 <MehetWeret> Only if you cup my balls
18:47 <couleurs> haven't seen this in ages
19:00 <TheDarkTruth> preferably raspberry and vanilla.. 
20:00 <Werethekau> As the wife of Ra, I yeild my ibis stick
21:00 <TheDarkTruth> does it make ice-cream and jelly?
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22:26 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/yNdzlnS.gif
24:08 <MehetWeret> HEH
24:50 <doctor> i wish rolling food off a fat old mans chest would make me as happy as that woman
25:30 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:34 <couleurs> :)
25:35 <MehetWeret> I think he stole howards caterpillers
26:54 Quit: Lwaxana ([email protected]) Connection closed
28:53 <simba> lol
29:22 <simba> Bastardly_pusy
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34:00 <MrMark> boo
34:47 Quit: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
34:51 <couleurs> lol this movie hilarious
35:00 <Werethekau> No
35:04 <MehetWeret> My balls are not being cupped
35:08 <MehetWeret> I am not amused
35:13 <MehetWeret> Hold me
35:43 <MehetWeret> Actually I need to do a shit bbiab
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Why
36:25 <couleurs> quick!!!!!!!!
36:29 <simba> its on liek donkey kong
37:22 <damian> HELLO
37:44 <couleurs> B1 vs S1
41:29 <couleurs> 4 butts vs 2 butts
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43:39 <MehetWeret> dk?
43:41 <MehetWeret> banana
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45:23 <Vagisil> [19:00] <Loof> were the betazoids alpha quadrant?
45:27 <Vagisil> Loof
45:32 <Vagisil> are u fucking retarded
45:41 <Vagisil> the entire federation is in the alpha quadrant
45:47 <Vagisil> earth is in sector 001
46:03 <Vagisil> along with the rest of Sol
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00:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:42 Quit: Biff_Melb ([email protected]) Connection closed
01:00 <MrMark> burp
02:06 <simba> agreed
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03:00 <MrMark> i burped
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09:08 <MehetWeret> Where is sol? I can't see it
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13:31 <gir> Bring back tits McGee for ops
14:00 <fletcher> burp
14:00 <fletcher> pissing my pants too
16:43 <Vagisil> ya mum
18:42 <MehetWeret> couleurs: horror movies are so dumb. If that slut just shut the fuck up and stopped yelling, and hid, he might have trouble finding her
19:20 <couleurs> i no
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19:56 <couleurs> she could have been hide n seek champien
20:07 <MehetWeret> Nah. Thats bigfoot
20:21 <couleurs> not sure why this movie is so highly rated
20:25 <couleurs> it
20:28 <couleurs> 's pretty bad
20:36 <MehetWeret> In its day it was good
20:45 <MehetWeret> But yes it is really shit
20:54 <MehetWeret> I do like her erect nips but
21:01 <MehetWeret> They're pretty nice
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21:06 <couleurs> exorcist or bye
22:00 <fletcher> irc is dead
22:19 <couleurs> he grope her good
22:44 <MehetWeret> Yea was just thinking that
23:00 <fletcher> austnet has been destroyed by the op that once was Serenity
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24:00 <doctor> nope. technology progresses and the antiquated gets replaced - that's all
24:32 <couleurs> lol
26:07 Topic Is: Welcome to Melbourne - where the freedom of speech exists
26:07 Set By: (BlackDevil) on: Mon Oct 13 17:14:53 2014
26:33 <MehetWeret> All bitches in horror movies are so fucking stupid
27:03 <couleurs> exorcist owns this and it came out a year before it
27:10 <Rak> what about milla in res evil
27:55 <couleurs> only exorcist wasn't b-grade/low budget like this
27:56 <MehetWeret> not much difference on imdb
27:59 <MehetWeret> 7.5 vs 8.0
28:00 <fletcher> nope that is not true one bit 
28:54 <Rak> ripley in alien
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30:21 <couleurs> rosemary's baby is better 2
30:29 <couleurs> and repulsion
30:34 <couleurs> and the tenant
32:00 <Vagisil> lol
32:00 <Fez> Cold bed
32:00 <Vagisil> black arse
32:47 <MehetWeret> I forget the story of this movie even though I've seen it like 5 times
33:00 <Fez> Ok?
33:00 <Vagisil> lol
33:07 <MehetWeret> Must've done that on purpose
33:11 <Vagisil> BANG
33:14 <couleurs> me 2
33:16 <Vagisil> man this is living it up
33:22 <Vagisil> bottle of cold water.. and a cup of hot tea
33:33 <Vagisil> making my teeth go all crazy
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33:49 <MehetWeret> Vagisil: put the index finger on your left hand in the cold, and the index finger on your right hand in the hot
34:00 <Fez> Hahahahahahahahahaha
34:00 <Fez> ?
34:00 <Vagisil> weirdo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> waix
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
34:00 <Vagisil> yeh cunna
34:00 <Vagisil> LOL
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and go tell ya mum
34:02 <MehetWeret> wait 5 minutes then report
34:07 <Vagisil> lol
34:35 <Vagisil> whats ur thing on what u reckons gonna happen
34:37 <Vagisil> i forget the word
35:00 <Fez> Kuniva?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> people are picking on you on the net
35:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
35:00 <Vagisil> man i wish my new ram sticks would get here already
35:00 <Fez> Wowzer
35:00 <Vagisil> 48gb gonna make this shit fuckin burn
35:20 <MehetWeret> intent?
35:24 <Vagisil> nah
35:29 <Vagisil> like.. estimation
35:31 <Vagisil> but different
35:41 <MehetWeret> I know whats going to happen if you do it
35:45 <MehetWeret> so its intent
35:52 <Vagisil> prediction
35:53 <Vagisil> oh yer
35:56 <MehetWeret> just do it ya pussy
35:56 <Vagisil> and whats that
36:00 <Vagisil> DING DONG DOODLE
36:06 <Vagisil> ill have 1 hot finger and one cold finger? lol
37:00 <Fez> Burning shit with a 48gb stick
37:00 <Vagisil> thats it
37:00 <Vagisil> well.. 6 8gb sticks lol
37:00 <Fez> Rub them together
38:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Fez> :/
39:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10648804_786015841458058_7728967642831696832_o.jpg
39:00 <Floss> Evening
39:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
39:00 <Vagisil> hey slut
39:00 <Floss> I am one gassy motherfucker tonight
40:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> say hi to your mum for me Vagisil
40:00 <Vagisil> get floss to do it lol
40:00 <Floss> I'm farting big nasty stinky ones
40:00 <Bastardly_One> in between tears
40:00 <Fez> Theres a car up a pole
40:00 <Vagisil> got jealous of ur mum
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there is too Fez
41:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed that
41:00 <Fez> My mums dead
41:00 <Floss> Like, on purpose?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah your brother just showed a pic
41:00 <Vagisil> pickled or cajun
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
41:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10648804_786015841458058_7728967642831696832_o.jpg
41:00 <Floss> About the pole not what fez said :s
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the pic 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he linked it just before you came in
42:00 <Floss> Oh the school bus
42:00 <Vagisil> in front of the bus
42:00 <Fez> On the pole floss
42:00 <Floss> Yeah I saw it on news earlier inobody died though did they?
42:00 <Fez> She prolly cant see it
42:00 <Vagisil> nah
42:00 <Fez> Heartbroken eyes n all
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she might not be able to on the phone though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a wagon
43:00 <Floss> No I see it lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> up the pole in front of it
43:00 <Fez> 4wd
43:00 <Vagisil> wagon up the pole...
43:00 <Floss> It was on the news earlier
43:00 <Vagisil> what a fuckin sentence
43:00 <Floss> Its making money for uni
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Fez> Call them mint
43:00 <Vagisil> lol
43:00 <Floss> Gotta buy dem books!
44:00 <Vagisil> This just in on 7 news perth.... A wagon goes up a pole while a bus looks on
44:00 <Bastardly_One> get a wagon up ya
44:00 <Floss> The new Nissan Stripper is one hell of a classy model
44:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> go home wagon 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're drunk
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stop pole dancing
45:00 <Vagisil> maybe its electric and needed a charge
45:00 <Fez> Ah
45:00 <Fez> I think its a honda
45:00 <Fez> Odessey
45:00 <Vagisil> yer looks like a odycrap
45:00 <Fez> Nissan.. pff
46:00 <Floss> KIA or GTFO :D
47:00 <Vagisil> id rather GTFO of a kia kthx
47:00 <Floss> Oppa gangnam style! :D
47:00 <Vagisil> Keep in Asia.. kthx
47:00 <Fez> Can i gtfo?
47:00 <Vagisil> that reminds me
48:00 <Vagisil> i gotta get a cervix done on my vulva
48:00 <Fez> Ill take my tit pics with me
48:03 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna miss this game when I finish it
49:00 <Vagisil> i cant believe im participating in halloween this year
49:00 <Vagisil> fuckin cunted
49:00 <Fez> U in u.s.?
49:00 <Vagisil> no
49:00 <Fez> Odd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
49:00 <Vagisil> we driving to wolfe creek crater.. and watching wolf creek 1 & 2 on a projector
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's become a thing with kids over here now
50:00 <Floss> That's turrible
50:00 <Fez> I see
50:00 <Fez> Id rather drink beer
50:00 <Vagisil> lol
51:00 <Vagisil> its only about 130km from us so its not a big deal
51:00 <Vagisil> still about 2 hours in the falcon though
51:00 <Vagisil> really need to get rid of my low profile tyres before we do it though
51:00 <Fez> Didnt their car die at the crater?
51:00 <Fez> In the flick
52:00 <Vagisil> i dunno ihavent seen either
52:00 <Fez> Oh right
52:00 <Floss> Your going to have nightmares
52:00 <Vagisil> you're*
52:00 <Vagisil> :P
52:00 <Floss> You're*
52:00 <Vagisil> lol
52:00 <Floss> Fuck off
52:00 <Fez> Its not that bad floss
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
52:00 <Floss> I hated it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I got great glee out of the firt one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *first one
52:00 <Vagisil> ive seen 1 part of the 2nd one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and the second one was just silly
52:00 <Fez> Cuz it gave you nightmares?
52:00 <Floss> Its scary because its happened...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the first one I laughed 
53:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htB4alOVJL0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wolf Creek 2 Kangaroo Scene HQ!!!!! (Apr 23, 2014) 0:45 - Category: Comedy - 31,298 views - likes (92%), dislikes (8%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it kind of happened
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's half based on something
53:00 <Fez> True story?
53:00 <Floss> It kind of happened, but it could happen just like that. Its possible.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the Falcanio guy in the NT
53:00 <Floss> Its not like werewolves or zombies
53:00 <Vagisil> falconio
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah him
53:00 <Vagisil> and it was loosely based off his murder and the other guys
54:00 <Fez> Dingoes
54:00 <Vagisil> ivan milat
54:00 <Vagisil> none of it is true
54:00 <Floss> I've watched it thru once but never again
54:00 <Vagisil> its.... inspired by at the most
54:00 <Bastardly_One> My best friend was his first ever victim
54:00 <Fez> He couldnt swim
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but re: the first one
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no way I'd believe John Jarrat could be so mental
55:00 <Bastardly_One> until seeing it 
55:00 <Vagisil> LOL
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome
55:00 <Floss> How are kids allowed to watch an r 18 movie
55:00 <doctor> that movie is crap
55:00 <Vagisil> hes a cunt on a lawnmower.... if he can slash grass.. he can slash anything
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that laugh is so good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah doctor I found the first one a laugh 
55:13 <MehetWeret> So that was a great experiment Vagisil
55:47 <MehetWeret> Also The Feed is such a dumb show. Their presenters think they're so smart, but they're smart like Seth McFarlane. Panda probably loves The Feed.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously scary fun
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the second just off course
56:00 <Vagisil> man im sick of csgo
56:00 <Vagisil> cunts fucking me off
56:00 <doctor> not really scary, just australias version of a crappy slasher
56:00 <Vagisil> yer
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not scary
56:00 <Vagisil> i know what you did last play school
56:00 <Floss> Scary
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... a bit of adrenalin
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57:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... that's better
57:00 <Floss> Hey it's prob not scary from a males perspective
57:00 <Fez>  I kept expecting noni too come out with tea
57:00 <Floss> All the bad shit happens to the girls
57:00 <Bastardly_One> little ted
57:00 <Bastardly_One> should of been on the front of the truck
57:00 <Vagisil> LOL
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and humpty on the bonnet
58:00 <Vagisil> or simon to break the 4th wall.. I CAN CHANGE YOUR FACE, FROM A SMILE TO A FROWN *SLASH*
58:00 <Loof> girls don't get randomly bashed as much as guys
58:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see whats behind the window today kids
58:00 <doctor> what's really scary is watching kids cartoons
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahahahaha
58:00 <Vagisil> was he even on play school lol
58:00 <doctor> they... see things we don't
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just imagine my last two posts
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in his wolf creek character
59:00 <Floss> :/
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <doctor> pedos are pretty funny
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry Floss
59:00 <Vagisil> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that character for some reason amuses me
59:00 <Vagisil> that line shouldve been in the movie
59:00 <Vagisil> the window one
59:00 <Loof> they do it for the children
59:00 <Loof> :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the laugh after it 
59:00 <Vagisil> yep
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the cackle
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