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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i don't like the fatty bits
00:00 <Fez> Its all part of the meat
00:00 <Mew> how funny is it when they chow down too hard and have to regurgitate a long bit back up
00:00 <Fez> Lol
00:00 <Fez> Wot
00:00 <Maurice> I like my bacon nearly to the burnt point
00:00 <Mew> cats Fez
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i don't like the fatty bits
00:00 <Fez> Its all part of the meat
00:00 <Mew> how funny is it when they chow down too hard and have to regurgitate a long bit back up
00:00 <Fez> Lol
00:00 <Fez> Wot
00:00 <Maurice> I like my bacon nearly to the burnt point
00:00 <Mew> cats Fez
01:00 <Maurice> Nah I cut it up for her lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i like it cooked but not like burnt to a crisp
01:00 <Mew> you're too nice
01:00 <Fez> Mmmmmmmm
01:00 <Maurice> I made stuffed chicken tits wrapped in bacon for dinner tonight
01:00 <Fez> Whos cookin bacon
01:00 <Maurice> Kids ate it all
01:00 <Mew> challenge the kitty
01:00 <Fez> Tits
01:00 <Maurice> Pigs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh delicious
01:00 <Maurice> Nah I cut it up for her lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i like it cooked but not like burnt to a crisp
01:00 <Mew> you're too nice
01:00 <Fez> Mmmmmmmm
01:00 <Maurice> I made stuffed chicken tits wrapped in bacon for dinner tonight
01:00 <Fez> Whos cookin bacon
01:00 <Maurice> Kids ate it all
01:00 <Mew> challenge the kitty
01:00 <Fez> Tits
01:00 <Maurice> Pigs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh delicious
02:00 <Maurice> I put seeded mustard, garlic butter, camembert and pinenuts in it
02:00 <Mew> what do you stuff em with?
02:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
02:00 <Mew> ohhhh
02:00 <Maurice> You could put whatever though, sun dried tomato, avo etc
02:00 <Mew> now my mouth is watering 
02:00 <Maurice> I put seeded mustard, garlic butter, camembert and pinenuts in it
02:00 <Mew> what do you stuff em with?
02:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
02:00 <Mew> ohhhh
02:00 <Maurice> You could put whatever though, sun dried tomato, avo etc
02:00 <Mew> now my mouth is watering 
03:00 <Mew> seeded mustard is so underrated
03:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/68979_10152842882005844_658857603879480139_n.jpg?oh=56b5413091232413f10048d86485456f&oe=54B1505C&__gda__=1424419550_0eb8aec47d9c6e209bdf707e07531d4e
03:00 <Maurice> Before cookage
03:00 <Mew> seeded mustard is so underrated
03:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/68979_10152842882005844_658857603879480139_n.jpg?oh=56b5413091232413f10048d86485456f&oe=54B1505C&__gda__=1424419550_0eb8aec47d9c6e209bdf707e07531d4e
03:00 <Maurice> Before cookage
04:00 <Mew> yuuuuum
04:00 <Maurice> Let me tell you, I felt like Jamie Oliver after making that
04:00 <Maurice> But with less lispiness and penis
04:00 <Mew> yuuuuum
04:00 <Maurice> Let me tell you, I felt like Jamie Oliver after making that
04:00 <Maurice> But with less lispiness and penis
05:00 <Mew> more nigella?
05:00 <Maurice> I was thinking more Gordon Ramsey
05:00 <Mew> more nigella?
05:00 <Maurice> I was thinking more Gordon Ramsey
06:00 <Fez> What about the masterchef guys
06:00 <Mew> dammit
06:00 <Mew> Maurice> But with less lispiness and penis
06:00 <Mew> <Mew> more nigella?
06:00 <Mew> <Mew> did you lean on the bench and lustfully suck your fingers?
06:00 <Fez> George n whatshisface
06:00 <Maurice> (21:05:43) (Maurice): I was thinking more Gordon Ramsey
06:00 <Maurice> (21:06:02) *** Quits: Mew ([email protected]) (EOF from client)
06:00 <Maurice> I yelled at my kids enough times to get out of the kitchen like he does
06:00 <Fez> What about the masterchef guys
06:00 <Mew> dammit
06:00 <Mew> Maurice> But with less lispiness and penis
06:00 <Mew> <Mew> more nigella?
06:00 <Mew> <Mew> did you lean on the bench and lustfully suck your fingers?
06:00 <Fez> George n whatshisface
06:00 <Maurice> (21:05:43) (Maurice): I was thinking more Gordon Ramsey
06:00 <Maurice> (21:06:02) *** Quits: Mew ([email protected]) (EOF from client)
06:00 <Maurice> I yelled at my kids enough times to get out of the kitchen like he does
07:00 <Fez> Lol
07:00 <Mew> there's so many good British chefs
07:00 <Maurice> I only do the sexy finger sucking after touching cooked food
07:00 <Maurice> I don't want ebola from raw chicken
07:00 <Mew> how is their cuisine still shitty
07:00 <Fez> Lol
07:00 <Mew> there's so many good British chefs
07:00 <Maurice> I only do the sexy finger sucking after touching cooked food
07:00 <Maurice> I don't want ebola from raw chicken
07:00 <Mew> how is their cuisine still shitty
09:00 <Maurice> And why do they think mushy peas at fish and chip shops is a good idea
09:00 <Fez> Whod buy that?
09:00 <Maurice> And why do they think mushy peas at fish and chip shops is a good idea
09:00 <Fez> Whod buy that?
10:00 <Fez> Maurice would
10:00 <Maurice> Gross
10:00 <Maurice> I hate peas
10:00 <Fez> Maurice would
10:00 <Maurice> Gross
10:00 <Maurice> I hate peas
11:00 <Fez> But loved them mushy
11:00 <Fez> Weird. I know
11:00 <Fez> But loved them mushy
11:00 <Fez> Weird. I know
12:00 <Maurice> I wonder why they call them mushy peas and not creamed peas like creamed corn, it's pretty much the same thing
12:00 <Maurice> I wonder why they call them mushy peas and not creamed peas like creamed corn, it's pretty much the same thing
13:00 <Fez> Then you get mashed spuds
13:00 <Fez> Same again 
13:00 <Fez> Then you get mashed spuds
13:00 <Fez> Same again 
14:00 <Maurice> This is gonna keep me up all night wondering
14:00 <Fez> Prolly just to keep you on your toes maurice
14:00 <Maurice> Those tricksy fuckers
14:00 <Fez> It was back in the 1800s
14:00 <Fez> Wifes added cream to make the corn easier to mush
14:00 <Mew> someone obviously thought how hilarious it would be for every cockney kid to say 'pass the mushy peas, creamed corn and mashed perderder, ma' 
14:00 <Maurice> This is gonna keep me up all night wondering
14:00 <Fez> Prolly just to keep you on your toes maurice
14:00 <Maurice> Those tricksy fuckers
14:00 <Fez> It was back in the 1800s
14:00 <Fez> Wifes added cream to make the corn easier to mush
14:00 <Mew> someone obviously thought how hilarious it would be for every cockney kid to say 'pass the mushy peas, creamed corn and mashed perderder, ma' 
15:00 <Maurice> When I was cooking on site, I opened creamed corn and one of the backpackers asked me if it was soup
15:00 <Maurice> And he wasn't even an overseas backpacker, he was from qld
15:00 <Maurice> He'd just never seen it before
15:00 <Maurice> When I was cooking on site, I opened creamed corn and one of the backpackers asked me if it was soup
15:00 <Maurice> And he wasn't even an overseas backpacker, he was from qld
15:00 <Maurice> He'd just never seen it before
16:00 <Mew> they're pretty slow in qld
16:00 <Fez> Fair enough
16:00 <Fez> Oi
16:00 <Mew> and inbred
16:00 <Fez> Ahead of you fucks
16:00 <Mew> oh woops
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
16:00 <Maurice> Don't get offended Fez, if the sister fits, wear her
16:00 <Fez> Mmmm
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez is gonna tell his sister now
16:00 <Mew> lmao
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean his mum
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean his aunty
16:00 <Mew> they're pretty slow in qld
16:00 <Fez> Fair enough
16:00 <Fez> Oi
16:00 <Mew> and inbred
16:00 <Fez> Ahead of you fucks
16:00 <Mew> oh woops
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
16:00 <Maurice> Don't get offended Fez, if the sister fits, wear her
16:00 <Fez> Mmmm
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez is gonna tell his sister now
16:00 <Mew> lmao
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean his mum
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean his aunty
17:00 <Fez> Wears*
17:00 <Mew> derrrrrrr
17:00 <Mew> slow qlderz
17:00 <Fez> I reckon
17:00 <Fez> Wears*
17:00 <Mew> derrrrrrr
17:00 <Mew> slow qlderz
17:00 <Fez> I reckon
18:00 <Fez> We do things right
18:00 <Bastardly_One> during daylight savings they're slower still
18:00 <Fez> We do things right
18:00 <Bastardly_One> during daylight savings they're slower still
19:00 <Fez> Is thiscwhere i say i dont get it?
19:00 <Fez> Cuz im slow
19:00 <Fez> Is thiscwhere i say i dont get it?
19:00 <Fez> Cuz im slow
20:00 <Fez> Might take me an hr
20:00 <Vagisil> trying to sleep in the morning when the suns up is fucking retarded
20:00 <Vagisil> give me dauylight savings
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it gives you more daylight
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't work in WA
20:00 <Bastardly_One> would be stupid
20:00 <Maurice> It doesnt work here, it was trialled and voted against
20:00 <Fez> Might take me an hr
20:00 <Vagisil> trying to sleep in the morning when the suns up is fucking retarded
20:00 <Vagisil> give me dauylight savings
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it gives you more daylight
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't work in WA
20:00 <Bastardly_One> would be stupid
20:00 <Maurice> It doesnt work here, it was trialled and voted against
21:00 <Fez> Cuz its shit
21:00 <Maurice> It is indeed
21:00 <Maurice> We don't need it
21:00 <Fez> Australia dont need it
21:00 <Fez> ^^
21:00 <thestig> PISTORIOUS FREE
21:00 <Fez> Cuz its shit
21:00 <Maurice> It is indeed
21:00 <Maurice> We don't need it
21:00 <Fez> Australia dont need it
21:00 <Fez> ^^
21:00 <thestig> PISTORIOUS FREE
22:00 <Maurice> I thought he got 5 yrs
22:00 <Fez> Same
22:00 <FeelGood> he did
22:00 <Fez> News lies
22:00 <Maurice> I thought he got 5 yrs
22:00 <Fez> Same
22:00 <FeelGood> he did
22:00 <Fez> News lies
23:00 <Fez> Obv
23:00 <thestig> he will only serve 10 months
23:00 <thestig> but they are worried that after he goes on house arrest his ankle tracker will be useless
23:00 <Fez> Obv
23:00 <thestig> he will only serve 10 months
23:00 <thestig> but they are worried that after he goes on house arrest his ankle tracker will be useless
24:00 <FeelGood> lol
24:00 <FeelGood> nice one
24:00 <FeelGood> lol
24:00 <FeelGood> nice one
30:00 <Fez> I want a towel thats a hat
30:00 <Fez> I want a towel thats a hat
34:00 <British^Meat> pistorius = peace of shit
34:00 <British^Meat> anyone else (none famous) locked up for tons of yrs or executed
34:00 <British^Meat> sup stig
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'm still here!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *piece
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes kate you are
34:00 <British^Meat> pistorius = peace of shit
34:00 <British^Meat> anyone else (none famous) locked up for tons of yrs or executed
34:00 <British^Meat> sup stig
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'm still here!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *piece
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes kate you are
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i thought I closed 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways
35:00 <Fez> Cya
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> entertain me, bitches!
35:00 <Fez> Oh
35:00 <Fez> Dance
35:00 <British^Meat> crikes Fez
35:00 <British^Meat> you're like a hrdcore chatter
35:00 <British^Meat> chu like, always here
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO EELS!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i thought I closed 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways
35:00 <Fez> Cya
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> entertain me, bitches!
35:00 <Fez> Oh
35:00 <Fez> Dance
35:00 <British^Meat> crikes Fez
35:00 <British^Meat> you're like a hrdcore chatter
35:00 <British^Meat> chu like, always here
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO EELS!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
36:00 <Fez> Howd u know brit meat?
36:00 <Fez> Seals?
36:00 <Fez> Howd u know brit meat?
36:00 <Fez> Seals?
37:00 <British^Meat> i know what i know
37:00 <British^Meat> coz i know
37:00 <Fez> Unless you dont
37:00 <British^Meat> i know what i know
37:00 <British^Meat> coz i know
37:00 <Fez> Unless you dont
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi guys
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi guys
44:00 <Fez> Hey toke
44:00 <Fez> Hey toke
54:00 <British^Meat> W H A T ?
54:00 <Fez> Things
54:00 <British^Meat> W H A T ?
54:00 <Fez> Things
57:00 <TokenDaRing> hello Saemon
57:00 <British^Meat> L O L 
57:00 <Saemon> yo tokes
57:00 <Saemon> sup mbro
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon how was your day?
57:00 <Saemon> shit
57:00 <Saemon> feel so weak and lethargic
57:00 <TokenDaRing> hello Saemon
57:00 <British^Meat> L O L 
57:00 <Saemon> yo tokes
57:00 <Saemon> sup mbro
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon how was your day?
57:00 <Saemon> shit
57:00 <Saemon> feel so weak and lethargic
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because you're a fat slob
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who is too lazy to even shower
59:00 <British^Meat> Dont u go to the gym semen?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because you're a fat slob
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who is too lazy to even shower
59:00 <British^Meat> Dont u go to the gym semen?
00:00 <TokenDaRing> no
00:00 <TokenDaRing> he got turned down by a PT
00:00 <TokenDaRing> and started stalking her
00:00 <TokenDaRing> no
00:00 <TokenDaRing> he got turned down by a PT
00:00 <TokenDaRing> and started stalking her
01:00 <British^Meat> wot a weirdo
01:00 <British^Meat> wot a weirdo
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon would you set yourself on fire in her yeard?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> yard8
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon would you set yourself on fire in her yeard?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> yard8
07:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat remember that picture he took for you and serenity?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat remember that picture he took for you and serenity?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the mattress
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the mattress
09:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
09:00 <TokenDaRing> the stains
09:00 <TokenDaRing> the discolouring
09:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
09:00 <TokenDaRing> the stains
09:00 <TokenDaRing> the discolouring
10:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:03] <Saemon> id be dreaming that im pissing
10:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:04] <Saemon> and next thing u know
10:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:04] <Saemon> i really am pissing and wake up in the middle of it
10:00 <British^Meat> hey?
10:00 <British^Meat> i think i know not of this
10:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:03] <Saemon> id be dreaming that im pissing
10:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:04] <Saemon> and next thing u know
10:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:04] <Saemon> i really am pissing and wake up in the middle of it
10:00 <British^Meat> hey?
10:00 <British^Meat> i think i know not of this
11:00 <TokenDaRing> That's what he told me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he dedicated a pic of his meal to Serenity, me, maurice, you faux
11:00 <British^Meat> i wish to see said picature
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was on this grotty dirty mattress
11:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the url and that's the truth
11:00 <TokenDaRing> That's what he told me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he dedicated a pic of his meal to Serenity, me, maurice, you faux
11:00 <British^Meat> i wish to see said picature
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was on this grotty dirty mattress
11:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the url and that's the truth
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that was imgr of something else 
13:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> that's because you're a fat slob
13:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> who is too lazy to even shower
13:00 <Bastardly_One> damm it
13:00 <Saemon> thats not true
13:00 <Saemon> well, yes, i am fat
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be 
13:00 <Saemon> but thats not why im weak and lethargic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> by the state of your mattress
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you dirty pig
13:00 <British^Meat> grade A weirdo
13:00 <Saemon> im feeling this way because im on a slim down diet atm
13:00 <British^Meat> show me ya pic Saemon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that was imgr of something else 
13:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> that's because you're a fat slob
13:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> who is too lazy to even shower
13:00 <Bastardly_One> damm it
13:00 <Saemon> thats not true
13:00 <Saemon> well, yes, i am fat
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be 
13:00 <Saemon> but thats not why im weak and lethargic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> by the state of your mattress
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you dirty pig
13:00 <British^Meat> grade A weirdo
13:00 <Saemon> im feeling this way because im on a slim down diet atm
13:00 <British^Meat> show me ya pic Saemon
14:00 <Saemon> eating nothing but veggies and chicken breast
14:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/Nb4dfHq
14:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg
14:00 <TokenDaRing> that picture
14:00 <Saemon> yep that was my last pig out meal
14:00 <Saemon> after that day, i began to diet
14:00 <TokenDaRing> look at the mattress and sheets
14:00 <TokenDaRing> filthy
14:00 <Saemon> eating nothing but veggies and chicken breast
14:00 <Saemon> http://imgur.com/Nb4dfHq
14:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg
14:00 <TokenDaRing> that picture
14:00 <Saemon> yep that was my last pig out meal
14:00 <Saemon> after that day, i began to diet
14:00 <TokenDaRing> look at the mattress and sheets
14:00 <TokenDaRing> filthy
15:00 <British^Meat> fuck me, u are actually mental
15:00 <TokenDaRing> probably lice infested
15:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat he doesn't shower either
15:00 <TokenDaRing> because he "doesn't notice a smell
15:00 <Saemon> hey, im a guy
15:00 <Saemon> guys arent fussy with keepin tidy n shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dedikated m8
15:00 <TokenDaRing> hey, so am I
15:00 <British^Meat> Y did u do that?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I still clean up
15:00 <TokenDaRing> and shower
15:00 <British^Meat> fuck me, u are actually mental
15:00 <TokenDaRing> probably lice infested
15:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat he doesn't shower either
15:00 <TokenDaRing> because he "doesn't notice a smell
15:00 <Saemon> hey, im a guy
15:00 <Saemon> guys arent fussy with keepin tidy n shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dedikated m8
15:00 <TokenDaRing> hey, so am I
15:00 <British^Meat> Y did u do that?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> I still clean up
15:00 <TokenDaRing> and shower
16:00 <British^Meat> R U aiming for IRC celebrity status?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the literacy skills
16:00 <British^Meat> Are we your audience?
16:00 <Saemon> yep
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
16:00 <TokenDaRing> please set yourself on fire
16:00 <Saemon> im running for irc presidensy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *presidency
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, you're fat right?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> like, you have rolls of fat?
16:00 <British^Meat> R U aiming for IRC celebrity status?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the literacy skills
16:00 <British^Meat> Are we your audience?
16:00 <Saemon> yep
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
16:00 <TokenDaRing> please set yourself on fire
16:00 <Saemon> im running for irc presidensy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *presidency
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, you're fat right?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> like, you have rolls of fat?
17:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> nup
17:00 <Saemon> *nope
17:00 <Saemon> see, I can play that game too.
17:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> nup
17:00 <Saemon> *nope
17:00 <Saemon> see, I can play that game too.
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I can imagine the yeast infections you'd get from not showering and being fat
18:00 <Saemon> only chicks can get that in their pussys
18:00 <TokenDaRing> no, fat people get it if they don't clean themselves
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I can imagine the yeast infections you'd get from not showering and being fat
18:00 <Saemon> only chicks can get that in their pussys
18:00 <TokenDaRing> no, fat people get it if they don't clean themselves
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that so?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone can get thrush idiot
19:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and not just from being dirty either
19:00 <TokenDaRing> anywhere there's moisture
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes meds can cause it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> my ex got it in her mouth
19:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I had it as a teenager
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you can get it all over
19:00 <TokenDaRing> feat
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that so?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone can get thrush idiot
19:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and not just from being dirty either
19:00 <TokenDaRing> anywhere there's moisture
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes meds can cause it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> my ex got it in her mouth
19:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I had it as a teenager
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you can get it all over
19:00 <TokenDaRing> feat
20:00 <TokenDaRing> feet*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point I have thigh scarring
20:00 <Saemon> wtf
20:00 <Saemon> whose the grotty fucker now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one idiot
20:00 <Saemon> ive never had a yeast infection in my life
20:00 <Bastardly_One> was the combo of heat and diet
20:00 <TokenDaRing> feet*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point I have thigh scarring
20:00 <Saemon> wtf
20:00 <Saemon> whose the grotty fucker now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one idiot
20:00 <Saemon> ive never had a yeast infection in my life
20:00 <Bastardly_One> was the combo of heat and diet
21:00 <Saemon> guess i just have a super strong immune system :)
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, you piss your bed
21:00 <Saemon> if a piss weak shit like you slept on my mattress Bastardly_One
21:00 <Saemon> you'd probably be dead by now
21:00 <TokenDaRing> and you wonder why you feel lethargic and sick
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of burnt it by now
21:00 <Saemon> fragile frail health old cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you grotty cunt
21:00 <Saemon> guess i just have a super strong immune system :)
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, you piss your bed
21:00 <Saemon> if a piss weak shit like you slept on my mattress Bastardly_One
21:00 <Saemon> you'd probably be dead by now
21:00 <TokenDaRing> and you wonder why you feel lethargic and sick
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of burnt it by now
21:00 <Saemon> fragile frail health old cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you grotty cunt
22:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i feel weak and lethargic due to a no carb diet that im currently on
22:00 <Saemon> it takes a few weeks of getting used too
22:00 <Saemon> cuz the body is trying to adapt
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm on a no carb diest
22:00 <TokenDaRing> diet*
22:00 <British^Meat> bollocks
22:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i feel weak and lethargic due to a no carb diet that im currently on
22:00 <Saemon> it takes a few weeks of getting used too
22:00 <Saemon> cuz the body is trying to adapt
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm on a no carb diest
22:00 <TokenDaRing> diet*
22:00 <British^Meat> bollocks
23:00 <British^Meat> weeks
23:00 <British^Meat> wow
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and I don't have to deal with that
23:00 <Saemon> how long have u been on it for?
23:00 <British^Meat> you arent funny Saemon
23:00 <TokenDaRing> months actuallt
23:00 <TokenDaRing> actually*
23:00 <British^Meat> U realise u just come across as a total cock?
23:00 <Saemon> well there you fo
23:00 <Saemon> go*
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it took me about a day to get used to it
23:00 <Saemon> your body has adjusted
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I wasn't bitching and moaning about it for weeks
23:00 <Saemon> well everyones body responds and reacts differently
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you're just weak and full of shit
23:00 <Saemon> and im already unfit atm
23:00 <TokenDaRing> what do you eat anyway?
23:00 <Saemon> so my body takes longer to adjust
23:00 <British^Meat> weeks
23:00 <British^Meat> wow
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and I don't have to deal with that
23:00 <Saemon> how long have u been on it for?
23:00 <British^Meat> you arent funny Saemon
23:00 <TokenDaRing> months actuallt
23:00 <TokenDaRing> actually*
23:00 <British^Meat> U realise u just come across as a total cock?
23:00 <Saemon> well there you fo
23:00 <Saemon> go*
23:00 <TokenDaRing> it took me about a day to get used to it
23:00 <Saemon> your body has adjusted
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I wasn't bitching and moaning about it for weeks
23:00 <Saemon> well everyones body responds and reacts differently
23:00 <TokenDaRing> you're just weak and full of shit
23:00 <Saemon> and im already unfit atm
23:00 <TokenDaRing> what do you eat anyway?
23:00 <Saemon> so my body takes longer to adjust
24:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh?
24:00 <Saemon> fatblaster shakes and tuna
24:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck that shit
24:00 <TokenDaRing> I eat bacon
24:00 <Saemon> i weight around 185kg atm
24:00 <TokenDaRing> beef
24:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh?
24:00 <Saemon> fatblaster shakes and tuna
24:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck that shit
24:00 <TokenDaRing> I eat bacon
24:00 <Saemon> i weight around 185kg atm
24:00 <TokenDaRing> beef
25:00 <TokenDaRing> hell, my fiancee makes a pizza with a mince meat base
25:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that believes a word that comes out of Saemon's mouth
25:00 <British^Meat> lol, i k r
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is gonna say panda is a teller of truth
25:00 <British^Meat> like i said, just comes across as a total cock :)
25:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing well
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he is such a compulsive shit talker
25:00 <Saemon> she probably has a natural high metabolism
25:00 <TokenDaRing> hell, my fiancee makes a pizza with a mince meat base
25:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that believes a word that comes out of Saemon's mouth
25:00 <British^Meat> lol, i k r
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is gonna say panda is a teller of truth
25:00 <British^Meat> like i said, just comes across as a total cock :)
25:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing well
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he is such a compulsive shit talker
25:00 <Saemon> she probably has a natural high metabolism
26:00 <Saemon> burns the fat from the food fast 
26:00 <Saemon> good for her
26:00 <TokenDaRing> it's called exercise
26:00 <TokenDaRing> try it
26:00 <Saemon> i do 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet you she could lift more than you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the only exercise he gets is a finger work out talking shit on here
26:00 <Saemon> lifting what?
26:00 <Saemon> benchpress?
26:00 <Saemon> dumbells?
26:00 <BlackDevil>  i cant lift my dick
26:00 <Saemon> burns the fat from the food fast 
26:00 <Saemon> good for her
26:00 <TokenDaRing> it's called exercise
26:00 <TokenDaRing> try it
26:00 <Saemon> i do 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I bet you she could lift more than you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the only exercise he gets is a finger work out talking shit on here
26:00 <Saemon> lifting what?
26:00 <Saemon> benchpress?
26:00 <Saemon> dumbells?
26:00 <BlackDevil>  i cant lift my dick
27:00 <BlackDevil> because it hurts my back
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon anything at all, she does weights
27:00 <Saemon> my maximum benchpress is 40kg atm
27:00 <TokenDaRing> HAHAHAHAHA
27:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wow
27:00 <Saemon> and dumbell bicep curls my current maximum is 10kg
27:00 <British^Meat> how many reps?
27:00 <BlackDevil> because it hurts my back
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon anything at all, she does weights
27:00 <Saemon> my maximum benchpress is 40kg atm
27:00 <TokenDaRing> HAHAHAHAHA
27:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wow
27:00 <Saemon> and dumbell bicep curls my current maximum is 10kg
27:00 <British^Meat> how many reps?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: one
28:00 <Saemon> 10 reps
28:00 <British^Meat> and sets?
28:00 <Saemon> 3
28:00 <Saemon> so 30 reps all up
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I call bullshit
28:00 <British^Meat> per day?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> you're too unfit for that
28:00 <Saemon> with 2 min break between each set
28:00 <Saemon> yep British^Meat
28:00 <Saemon> i go to gym 3 pays per weak
28:00 <British^Meat> how do u get to the gym?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> when do you do this?
28:00 <Saemon> monday is my arms
28:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're either on here
28:00 <Saemon> tues chest
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or sleeping
28:00 <Saemon> wed shoulders
28:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: one
28:00 <Saemon> 10 reps
28:00 <British^Meat> and sets?
28:00 <Saemon> 3
28:00 <Saemon> so 30 reps all up
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I call bullshit
28:00 <British^Meat> per day?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> you're too unfit for that
28:00 <Saemon> with 2 min break between each set
28:00 <Saemon> yep British^Meat
28:00 <Saemon> i go to gym 3 pays per weak
28:00 <British^Meat> how do u get to the gym?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> when do you do this?
28:00 <Saemon> monday is my arms
28:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're either on here
28:00 <Saemon> tues chest
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or sleeping
28:00 <Saemon> wed shoulders
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i drop by there only for an hour
29:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you even get there?
29:00 <Saemon> i wake up, eat, go there spend like 40-1 hour
29:00 <Saemon> then come back on here
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you are so full of shit 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> he's counting his travel time lol
29:00 <TokenDaRing> takes him twenty minutes to get there, he stays for ten, then goes home
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i drop by there only for an hour
29:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you even get there?
29:00 <Saemon> i wake up, eat, go there spend like 40-1 hour
29:00 <Saemon> then come back on here
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you are so full of shit 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> he's counting his travel time lol
29:00 <TokenDaRing> takes him twenty minutes to get there, he stays for ten, then goes home
30:00 <Saemon> i dont get why yous are being so negative towards me showing that i want to get in shape
30:00 <Saemon> i mean
30:00 <British^Meat> which gym?
30:00 <Saemon> you's are dissing me callin me fat lazy slob 
30:00 <Saemon> saying i should exercise n shit
30:00 <British^Meat> show me where i said that....
30:00 <Saemon> then when i am
30:00 <Saemon> i dont get why yous are being so negative towards me showing that i want to get in shape
30:00 <Saemon> i mean
30:00 <British^Meat> which gym?
30:00 <Saemon> you's are dissing me callin me fat lazy slob 
30:00 <Saemon> saying i should exercise n shit
30:00 <British^Meat> show me where i said that....
30:00 <Saemon> then when i am
31:00 <Saemon> yous are all giving me shit about it
31:00 <British^Meat> which gym?
31:00 <Saemon> hypocrite
31:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg How many times has Saemon pissed the bed? 1
31:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg How many times has Saemon pissed the bed? 2
31:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg How many times has Saemon pissed the bed? 3
31:00 <Bastardly_One> which gym?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you're a compulsive liar
31:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a pretty hard question
31:00 <Saemon> yous are all giving me shit about it
31:00 <British^Meat> which gym?
31:00 <Saemon> hypocrite
31:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg How many times has Saemon pissed the bed? 1
31:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg How many times has Saemon pissed the bed? 2
31:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg How many times has Saemon pissed the bed? 3
31:00 <Bastardly_One> which gym?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you're a compulsive liar
31:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a pretty hard question
32:00 <Saemon> the genesis gym in elizabeth British^Meat
32:00 <British^Meat> how do u get there?
32:00 <Saemon> walk
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon people would complain about your BO
32:00 <British^Meat> how long does that take?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> since you never shower
32:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg <<<------ Saemon wets his bed! Loolllllllll
32:00 <Saemon> 10mins or so
32:00 <Saemon> depending on my pace
32:00 <Saemon> the genesis gym in elizabeth British^Meat
32:00 <British^Meat> how do u get there?
32:00 <Saemon> walk
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon people would complain about your BO
32:00 <British^Meat> how long does that take?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> since you never shower
32:00 <Saemon-Pisses-The-Bed> http://i.imgur.com/Nb4dfHq.jpg <<<------ Saemon wets his bed! Loolllllllll
32:00 <Saemon> 10mins or so
32:00 <Saemon> depending on my pace
33:00 <British^Meat> I C
33:00 <British^Meat> interesting
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you're too scared to even walk past your neighbours house for fear of getting bashed
33:00 <British^Meat> so what sort of membership do you have?
33:00 <Saemon> no TokenDaRing
33:00 <Saemon> thats only that one night
33:00 <Saemon> when they had the party
33:00 <British^Meat> I C
33:00 <British^Meat> interesting
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you're too scared to even walk past your neighbours house for fear of getting bashed
33:00 <British^Meat> so what sort of membership do you have?
33:00 <Saemon> no TokenDaRing
33:00 <Saemon> thats only that one night
33:00 <Saemon> when they had the party
34:00 <Saemon> and it mostly only gets dangerous at night when they are outside n drunk
34:00 <TokenDaRing> they thought you were a woman
34:00 <Saemon> in daytime its quite ok
34:00 <Saemon> British^Meat standard membership
34:00 <British^Meat> how much is that and for how long?
34:00 <Saemon> and it mostly only gets dangerous at night when they are outside n drunk
34:00 <TokenDaRing> they thought you were a woman
34:00 <Saemon> in daytime its quite ok
34:00 <Saemon> British^Meat standard membership
34:00 <British^Meat> how much is that and for how long?
35:00 <Saemon> $32 a fortnight all access 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon where exaclty is the gym?
35:00 <British^Meat> I C 
35:00 <British^Meat> interesting
35:00 <Saemon> elizabeth
35:00 <TokenDaRing> What is all access?
35:00 <Saemon> $32 a fortnight all access 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon where exaclty is the gym?
35:00 <British^Meat> I C 
35:00 <British^Meat> interesting
35:00 <Saemon> elizabeth
35:00 <TokenDaRing> What is all access?
36:00 <Saemon> as in accessing the gym anytime
36:00 <British^Meat> and do u go upstairs or downstairs?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> LOL
36:00 <Saemon> its 24 hours
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon is lying
36:00 <TokenDaRing> the Elizabeth gym isn't 24 hours
36:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.genesisfitness.com.au/clubs/sa/elizabeth/contact-us
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Monday - Thursday: 6am - 9pm
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Friday: 6am - 9pm
36:00 <Saemon> yeah thats the staffed hours......
36:00 <Saemon> as in accessing the gym anytime
36:00 <British^Meat> and do u go upstairs or downstairs?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> LOL
36:00 <Saemon> its 24 hours
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon is lying
36:00 <TokenDaRing> the Elizabeth gym isn't 24 hours
36:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.genesisfitness.com.au/clubs/sa/elizabeth/contact-us
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Monday - Thursday: 6am - 9pm
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Friday: 6am - 9pm
36:00 <Saemon> yeah thats the staffed hours......
37:00 <TokenDaRing> no
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Only Glenelg and Noarlunga are 24/7 Saemon
37:00 <TokenDaRing> you lying sack of crap
37:00 <Saemon> 24 hours means u can enter via the door when u scaned your card
37:00 <TokenDaRing> No it doesn't
37:00 <Saemon> ok i lied 
37:00 <British^Meat> and do u go upstairs or downstairs?
37:00 <Saemon> so what huh?
37:00 <Saemon> u want to fight me about it?
37:00 <Saemon> rundle 2pm tomoro cunt
37:00 <Bastardly_One> all gyms have to be staffed
37:00 <Saemon> outside on myer
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Just wanted you to admit you're full of bullshit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for emergency purposes
37:00 <TokenDaRing> no
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Only Glenelg and Noarlunga are 24/7 Saemon
37:00 <TokenDaRing> you lying sack of crap
37:00 <Saemon> 24 hours means u can enter via the door when u scaned your card
37:00 <TokenDaRing> No it doesn't
37:00 <Saemon> ok i lied 
37:00 <British^Meat> and do u go upstairs or downstairs?
37:00 <Saemon> so what huh?
37:00 <Saemon> u want to fight me about it?
37:00 <Saemon> rundle 2pm tomoro cunt
37:00 <Bastardly_One> all gyms have to be staffed
37:00 <Saemon> outside on myer
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Just wanted you to admit you're full of bullshit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for emergency purposes
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon sure thing
38:00 <Saemon> yeah ok i am full of bullshit
38:00 <Saemon> now what?
38:00 <Saemon> i will fucken deck your head in 
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I will meet you there in Rundle Mall
38:00 <Saemon> cool
38:00 <Saemon> outside of cotton on
38:00 <Saemon> the clothes store
38:00 <Saemon> i will be wearing a yellow jacket so you will know its me
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Make it in between Haighs and Darrel Lea
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon sure thing
38:00 <Saemon> yeah ok i am full of bullshit
38:00 <Saemon> now what?
38:00 <Saemon> i will fucken deck your head in 
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I will meet you there in Rundle Mall
38:00 <Saemon> cool
38:00 <Saemon> outside of cotton on
38:00 <Saemon> the clothes store
38:00 <Saemon> i will be wearing a yellow jacket so you will know its me
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Make it in between Haighs and Darrel Lea
39:00 <Saemon> ok 
39:00 <Saemon> no weapons 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> so I can throw your arse in front of a bus
39:00 <Saemon> dont be a pussy
39:00 <Saemon> we fight with fists only
39:00 <TokenDaRing> it's ok
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll just look for the giant walking blob
39:00 <Saemon> i bet ur gona pull out a pocket knife or someshit
39:00 <Saemon> ok 
39:00 <Saemon> no weapons 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> so I can throw your arse in front of a bus
39:00 <Saemon> dont be a pussy
39:00 <Saemon> we fight with fists only
39:00 <TokenDaRing> it's ok
39:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll just look for the giant walking blob
39:00 <Saemon> i bet ur gona pull out a pocket knife or someshit
40:00 <TokenDaRing> No, but I'll pull out a sandwich and wave it under your nose
40:00 <Saemon> just so u know, a few rebels i know will be close by obersiving
40:00 <TokenDaRing> then toss it out on to King William Street
40:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Rebels?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> rebels now
40:00 <TokenDaRing> wasn't it bandidos?
40:00 <Saemon> yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> was hells angels the other day
40:00 <Saemon> Rebels M.C.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then the finks
40:00 <TokenDaRing> mate
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then the comancheros
40:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's the rebels
40:00 <TokenDaRing> if word got back to them that you were throwing their name around
40:00 <TokenDaRing> it'd get bad for you
40:00 <TokenDaRing> very bad
40:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't like that kind of thing
40:00 <TokenDaRing> No, but I'll pull out a sandwich and wave it under your nose
40:00 <Saemon> just so u know, a few rebels i know will be close by obersiving
40:00 <TokenDaRing> then toss it out on to King William Street
40:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Rebels?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> rebels now
40:00 <TokenDaRing> wasn't it bandidos?
40:00 <Saemon> yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> was hells angels the other day
40:00 <Saemon> Rebels M.C.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then the finks
40:00 <TokenDaRing> mate
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then the comancheros
40:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's the rebels
40:00 <TokenDaRing> if word got back to them that you were throwing their name around
40:00 <TokenDaRing> it'd get bad for you
40:00 <TokenDaRing> very bad
40:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't like that kind of thing
41:00 <Saemon> lol pandas is that u?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> No I'm not fucking panda
41:00 <Saemon> u sound just like him atm
41:00 <TokenDaRing> You're just upset I caught you out lying about your "connections"
41:00 <Saemon> lol pandas is that u?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> No I'm not fucking panda
41:00 <Saemon> u sound just like him atm
41:00 <TokenDaRing> You're just upset I caught you out lying about your "connections"
42:00 <Bonny> he threatened me witht eh comancheros lol
42:00 <Saemon> oh look who it is
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny's cool
42:00 <Saemon> no shes not
42:00 <TokenDaRing> unlike you, Saemon
42:00 <Saemon> she doesnt have a mind of her own
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One does her thinking for her
42:00 <TokenDaRing> See, she doesn't lie to people about going to the gym or her motorcyle gang friends
42:00 <Saemon> shes nothin but a puppet
42:00 <Bonny> he threatened me witht eh comancheros lol
42:00 <Saemon> oh look who it is
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny's cool
42:00 <Saemon> no shes not
42:00 <TokenDaRing> unlike you, Saemon
42:00 <Saemon> she doesnt have a mind of her own
42:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One does her thinking for her
42:00 <TokenDaRing> See, she doesn't lie to people about going to the gym or her motorcyle gang friends
42:00 <Saemon> shes nothin but a puppet
43:00 <Bonny> yeah I ban everyone that b1 wants me to ban lol
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Nor does she sleep on a piss stained bed
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, if Bonny didn't like you and just did what Bastardly_One told her, why aren't you glined?
43:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing have u ever pissed yor bed?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Not since I was two
43:00 <Saemon> well
43:00 <Saemon> a mattress is like what
43:00 <Saemon> $200
43:00 <Bonny> yeah I ban everyone that b1 wants me to ban lol
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Nor does she sleep on a piss stained bed
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, if Bonny didn't like you and just did what Bastardly_One told her, why aren't you glined?
43:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing have u ever pissed yor bed?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Not since I was two
43:00 <Saemon> well
43:00 <Saemon> a mattress is like what
43:00 <Saemon> $200
44:00 <Saemon> and above
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Well, mine cost a bit more
44:00 <TokenDaRing> but sure, whatever
44:00 <Saemon> im not gona throw it away and get a new one just cause i pissed on it
44:00 <Saemon> yeah thats my point
44:00 <Bonny> and btw I only pay $43 a month for my gym membership and it's a 24/7 one too
44:00 <Saemon> mattresses are expensive
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Not if you work, Saemon
44:00 <Saemon> i cant by a new one everytime i piss myself
44:00 <Saemon> and above
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Well, mine cost a bit more
44:00 <TokenDaRing> but sure, whatever
44:00 <Saemon> im not gona throw it away and get a new one just cause i pissed on it
44:00 <Saemon> yeah thats my point
44:00 <Bonny> and btw I only pay $43 a month for my gym membership and it's a 24/7 one too
44:00 <Saemon> mattresses are expensive
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Not if you work, Saemon
44:00 <Saemon> i cant by a new one everytime i piss myself
45:00 <Saemon> so, so what if its piss stained
45:00 <Saemon> it still serves its function pretty well - soft place for me to lie down on
45:00 <Saemon> thats all it is
45:00 <Saemon> stop makin such a big deal about it
45:00 <TokenDaRing> tragic
45:00 <Bonny> it's be infested with bed bugs
45:00 <TokenDaRing> and lice
45:00 <Saemon> so, so what if its piss stained
45:00 <Saemon> it still serves its function pretty well - soft place for me to lie down on
45:00 <Saemon> thats all it is
45:00 <Saemon> stop makin such a big deal about it
45:00 <TokenDaRing> tragic
45:00 <Bonny> it's be infested with bed bugs
45:00 <TokenDaRing> and lice
46:00 <Bonny> yup
46:00 <Saemon> Bonny what do u even do at the gym anyway
46:00 <Bonny> weight training
46:00 <Saemon> all chicks do is just go on the treadmill
46:00 <Saemon> cardio
46:00 <Saemon> u can do that without gym
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you should do cardio
46:00 <Bonny> I do a bit of cardio but more weight training
46:00 <TokenDaRing> it's what burns fat
46:00 <TokenDaRing> and at a morbidly obese 180+kg's
46:00 <TokenDaRing> you need it
46:00 <Bonny> yup
46:00 <Saemon> Bonny what do u even do at the gym anyway
46:00 <Bonny> weight training
46:00 <Saemon> all chicks do is just go on the treadmill
46:00 <Saemon> cardio
46:00 <Saemon> u can do that without gym
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon you should do cardio
46:00 <Bonny> I do a bit of cardio but more weight training
46:00 <TokenDaRing> it's what burns fat
46:00 <TokenDaRing> and at a morbidly obese 180+kg's
46:00 <TokenDaRing> you need it
47:00 <Saemon> why would u do weight training when you're a female?
47:00 <Saemon> do you want your arms to look like a male?
47:00 <Bonny> to tone my musclies
47:00 <Bonny> muscles*
47:00 <Saemon> so u want to look like a dyke?
47:00 <Saemon> each to thier own.
47:00 <TokenDaRing> women don't look like men just because they weight train
47:00 <Bonny> there is toning and there is building.. 2 different things
47:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd have to take roids to do that
47:00 <Bonny> yup
47:00 <Bonny> I don't take roids
47:00 <Saemon> why would u do weight training when you're a female?
47:00 <Saemon> do you want your arms to look like a male?
47:00 <Bonny> to tone my musclies
47:00 <Bonny> muscles*
47:00 <Saemon> so u want to look like a dyke?
47:00 <Saemon> each to thier own.
47:00 <TokenDaRing> women don't look like men just because they weight train
47:00 <Bonny> there is toning and there is building.. 2 different things
47:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd have to take roids to do that
47:00 <Bonny> yup
47:00 <Bonny> I don't take roids
48:00 <TokenDaRing> toned women are pretty hot
48:00 <Saemon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Chyna.jpg
48:00 <TokenDaRing> toned women are pretty hot
48:00 <Saemon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Chyna.jpg
49:00 <Bonny> I don't have flabby arms and legs
49:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Chyna abused roids
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what has a transexual
49:00 <TokenDaRing> majorly abused roids
49:00 <Bastardly_One> to do with normal women?
49:00 <Bonny> and also weight training helps build strength
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and also transexual
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: Chyna was trans?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I had no idea
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
49:00 <Saemon> no she isnt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> check out one night in chyna
49:00 <Saemon> proof of this?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you see a wee wee
49:00 <Saemon> she has a big clit
49:00 <Bonny> I don't have flabby arms and legs
49:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Chyna abused roids
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what has a transexual
49:00 <TokenDaRing> majorly abused roids
49:00 <Bastardly_One> to do with normal women?
49:00 <Bonny> and also weight training helps build strength
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and also transexual
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: Chyna was trans?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I had no idea
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
49:00 <Saemon> no she isnt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> check out one night in chyna
49:00 <Saemon> proof of this?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you see a wee wee
49:00 <Saemon> she has a big clit
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon are you an expert on trans?
50:00 <Saemon> due to steroid sbuse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> her porn with x-pac
50:00 <Saemon> abuse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
50:00 <Saemon> its not a legit penis she was born with u moron
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, are transsexuals something you're very familiar with?
50:00 <Saemon> no
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon are you an expert on trans?
50:00 <Saemon> due to steroid sbuse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> her porn with x-pac
50:00 <Saemon> abuse
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
50:00 <Saemon> its not a legit penis she was born with u moron
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, are transsexuals something you're very familiar with?
50:00 <Saemon> no
51:00 <Saemon> im not a fucken faggot lol
51:00 <TokenDaRing> You told me the other day you're bisexual
51:00 <Saemon> yeah thats only curious about it, like half/half
51:00 <Saemon> so im not fully 100% gay therefore im not a fucken faggot
51:00 <Saemon> im not a fucken faggot lol
51:00 <TokenDaRing> You told me the other day you're bisexual
51:00 <Saemon> yeah thats only curious about it, like half/half
51:00 <Saemon> so im not fully 100% gay therefore im not a fucken faggot
52:00 <Saemon> im still attracted to females
52:00 <TokenDaRing> they just aren't attracted to you
52:00 <Saemon> yeah i know 
52:00 <Bonny> yeah out of desperation he goes for men
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny: that explains it
52:00 <Bonny> yup
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure his drunk neighbours make good use of him
52:00 <Bonny> forsure
52:00 <Saemon> im still attracted to females
52:00 <TokenDaRing> they just aren't attracted to you
52:00 <Saemon> yeah i know 
52:00 <Bonny> yeah out of desperation he goes for men
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny: that explains it
52:00 <Bonny> yup
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure his drunk neighbours make good use of him
52:00 <Bonny> forsure
53:00 <Saemon> i dont care anymore that chicks arent attracted to me, as long as i can pay one to suck my dick
53:00 <Saemon> its all good
53:00 <Bonny> what dick?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Can she even find it under all that fat?
53:00 <Bonny> does it come out of hiding?
53:00 <Bonny> with that roll of fat around ya gut?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> even escorts stand you up
53:00 <Bonny> snap, TokenDaRing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you said so yourself
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Obese guys dicks kinda pull back into their body
53:00 <Saemon> sometimes Bastardly_One
53:00 <Saemon> not all the time
53:00 <TokenDaRing> and they look more like clits
53:00 <Saemon> i dont care anymore that chicks arent attracted to me, as long as i can pay one to suck my dick
53:00 <Saemon> its all good
53:00 <Bonny> what dick?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Can she even find it under all that fat?
53:00 <Bonny> does it come out of hiding?
53:00 <Bonny> with that roll of fat around ya gut?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> even escorts stand you up
53:00 <Bonny> snap, TokenDaRing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you said so yourself
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Obese guys dicks kinda pull back into their body
53:00 <Saemon> sometimes Bastardly_One
53:00 <Saemon> not all the time
53:00 <TokenDaRing> and they look more like clits
54:00 <Saemon> most of the time i book them and the session goes fine
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: they take one look at his bed and run
54:00 <Saemon> i see escorts like about twice a month
54:00 <TokenDaRing> or the smell of his house makes them vomit and they leave
54:00 <Saemon> only been stood up like 3 times in my life so far
54:00 <Saemon> thats like a ratio of 3 : 100
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Stood up by someone you're paying for sex
54:00 <TokenDaRing> that's pretty fail dude
54:00 <Bonny> I'm wondering how he can afford escorts when he is on dsp?
54:00 <Saemon> meh so what
54:00 <Saemon> most of the time i book them and the session goes fine
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: they take one look at his bed and run
54:00 <Saemon> i see escorts like about twice a month
54:00 <TokenDaRing> or the smell of his house makes them vomit and they leave
54:00 <Saemon> only been stood up like 3 times in my life so far
54:00 <Saemon> thats like a ratio of 3 : 100
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Stood up by someone you're paying for sex
54:00 <TokenDaRing> that's pretty fail dude
54:00 <Bonny> I'm wondering how he can afford escorts when he is on dsp?
54:00 <Saemon> meh so what
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny and living alone
55:00 <TokenDaRing> gotta cover that rent and bills
55:00 <Bonny> yup
55:00 <Saemon> some chicks just find me too repulsive i guess, that they are willing to give up the pay
55:00 <Saemon> thats their perogative
55:00 <Saemon> and i respect that
55:00 <Saemon> i simply move on and call up another hooker on cracker.com
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny and living alone
55:00 <TokenDaRing> gotta cover that rent and bills
55:00 <Bonny> yup
55:00 <Saemon> some chicks just find me too repulsive i guess, that they are willing to give up the pay
55:00 <Saemon> thats their perogative
55:00 <Saemon> and i respect that
55:00 <Saemon> i simply move on and call up another hooker on cracker.com
56:00 <Saemon> if theres anything i learnt, theres never a shortage of hookers 
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon how much do they charge, on average?
56:00 <Saemon> one doesnt want you, there would be another whose desperate enough to want you
56:00 <Saemon> depends
56:00 <TokenDaRing> also, cracker.com is just a placeholder site
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not a real webpage
56:00 <TokenDaRing> try again Saemon
56:00 <Saemon> most of the time the standard is $200 for 30min
56:00 <Saemon> if theres anything i learnt, theres never a shortage of hookers 
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon how much do they charge, on average?
56:00 <Saemon> one doesnt want you, there would be another whose desperate enough to want you
56:00 <Saemon> depends
56:00 <TokenDaRing> also, cracker.com is just a placeholder site
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not a real webpage
56:00 <TokenDaRing> try again Saemon
56:00 <Saemon> most of the time the standard is $200 for 30min
57:00 <Bonny> and you pay this twice a month while on DSP? lol
57:00 <Saemon> wat are u talking about placeholder site
57:00 <Saemon> http://cracker.com.au/adelaide-sa/erotic/escorts-adult-services/classifieds.htm?search=true&pageno=1&accepted=1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I spent $300 a fortnight on pot :P
57:00 <Bonny> you only get 400 a week so how can you afford rent and food and gym?
57:00 <Bonny> and you pay this twice a month while on DSP? lol
57:00 <Saemon> wat are u talking about placeholder site
57:00 <Saemon> http://cracker.com.au/adelaide-sa/erotic/escorts-adult-services/classifieds.htm?search=true&pageno=1&accepted=1
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I spent $300 a fortnight on pot :P
57:00 <Bonny> you only get 400 a week so how can you afford rent and food and gym?
58:00 <Saemon> i simply browse through the ads and call up
58:00 <Bonny> that's prolly why he doesn't shower.. can't afford to pay for water usage
58:00 <Saemon> i save up bonny
58:00 <TokenDaRing> running water is a luxury in Elizabeth
58:00 <Bonny> $10 a week?
58:00 <Saemon> i live on my own i dont have to spend much
58:00 <Saemon> i simply browse through the ads and call up
58:00 <Bonny> that's prolly why he doesn't shower.. can't afford to pay for water usage
58:00 <Saemon> i save up bonny
58:00 <TokenDaRing> running water is a luxury in Elizabeth
58:00 <Bonny> $10 a week?
58:00 <Saemon> i live on my own i dont have to spend much
59:00 <TokenDaRing> that's stupid
59:00 <TokenDaRing> living on your own costs more
59:00 <Bonny> that it does
59:00 <Saemon> wat are you my accountant?
59:00 <Bonny> noone to share the costs with
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm just smart with money
59:00 <Saemon> im not gona go into personal details on my finances thank you very much.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> lol you're on DSP
59:00 <TokenDaRing> what finances
59:00 <TokenDaRing> that's stupid
59:00 <TokenDaRing> living on your own costs more
59:00 <Bonny> that it does
59:00 <Saemon> wat are you my accountant?
59:00 <Bonny> noone to share the costs with
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm just smart with money
59:00 <Saemon> im not gona go into personal details on my finances thank you very much.
59:00 <TokenDaRing> lol you're on DSP
59:00 <TokenDaRing> what finances
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get nearly a grand a fortnight
00:00 <Saemon> ^
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most dsp with rent assistance is about 900 ish
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit you do fuckwit
00:00 <TokenDaRing> that's really not a lot
00:00 <Bonny> yeah take out rent
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd get 930 max
00:00 <Bastardly_One> take out rent, bills
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact you eat like a pig
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so in reality
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get nearly a grand a fortnight
00:00 <Saemon> ^
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most dsp with rent assistance is about 900 ish
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit you do fuckwit
00:00 <TokenDaRing> that's really not a lot
00:00 <Bonny> yeah take out rent
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd get 930 max
00:00 <Bastardly_One> take out rent, bills
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact you eat like a pig
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so in reality
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm on $1150~ a week
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you live at home and only get online when your parents let you
01:00 <TokenDaRing> and moving in with my fiancee was a real boon for my savings
01:00 <Saemon> what size shoe does your fiancee wear?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I save still
01:00 <Bonny> brb need to reset my router
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but how I have no idea
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon wtf does her shoes have to do with anything
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you creepy fuckhead
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously spent about $400 odd on nothing
01:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm on $1150~ a week
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you live at home and only get online when your parents let you
01:00 <TokenDaRing> and moving in with my fiancee was a real boon for my savings
01:00 <Saemon> what size shoe does your fiancee wear?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I save still
01:00 <Bonny> brb need to reset my router
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but how I have no idea
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon wtf does her shoes have to do with anything
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you creepy fuckhead
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously spent about $400 odd on nothing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *spend
02:00 <Saemon> its just my random curiousity TokenDaRing
02:00 <TokenDaRing> You have a shoe fetish
02:00 <TokenDaRing> or a foot fetish
02:00 <TokenDaRing> you sick fuck
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *spend
02:00 <Saemon> its just my random curiousity TokenDaRing
02:00 <TokenDaRing> You have a shoe fetish
02:00 <TokenDaRing> or a foot fetish
02:00 <TokenDaRing> you sick fuck
03:00 <Saemon> wat color nail polish does she use
03:00 <Saemon> and is her 2nd toe longer than her big toe?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> You are a disgusting creature
03:00 <TokenDaRing> You should go find that PT's house
03:00 <Saemon> wat is wrogn with a foot fetish?
03:00 <Saemon> its just another part of the body
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Maurice
03:00 <Saemon> and its not like as if its a private part either
03:00 <Saemon> wat color nail polish does she use
03:00 <Saemon> and is her 2nd toe longer than her big toe?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> You are a disgusting creature
03:00 <TokenDaRing> You should go find that PT's house
03:00 <Saemon> wat is wrogn with a foot fetish?
03:00 <Saemon> its just another part of the body
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Maurice
03:00 <Saemon> and its not like as if its a private part either
04:00 <Maurice> Hey
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Didn't you say you'd let a girl piss on you too?
04:00 <Saemon> how is kissing someone on the feet different from kissing them on the hand?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> foot and mouth disease
04:00 <TokenDaRing> for one
04:00 <Saemon> yeah if u like, kiss someone from india or ethiopia someshit
04:00 <Saemon> we aint a 3rd world country
04:00 <Maurice> Hey
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Didn't you say you'd let a girl piss on you too?
04:00 <Saemon> how is kissing someone on the feet different from kissing them on the hand?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> foot and mouth disease
04:00 <TokenDaRing> for one
04:00 <Saemon> yeah if u like, kiss someone from india or ethiopia someshit
04:00 <Saemon> we aint a 3rd world country
05:00 <TokenDaRing> your house is
05:00 <Saemon> touche
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just imagine this grotty mattress in a room full of rubbish
05:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i have
05:00 <TokenDaRing> your house is
05:00 <Saemon> touche
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just imagine this grotty mattress in a room full of rubbish
05:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing i have
06:00 <Saemon> alot of goldenshowers in the past
06:00 <TokenDaRing> disgusting
06:00 <Saemon> its just sex
06:00 <Saemon> would u let your fiancee do it to you?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> No
06:00 <Saemon> why not?
06:00 <Saemon> alot of goldenshowers in the past
06:00 <TokenDaRing> disgusting
06:00 <Saemon> its just sex
06:00 <Saemon> would u let your fiancee do it to you?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> No
06:00 <Saemon> why not?
07:00 <Saemon> are you prudish?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> because it's gross
07:00 <TokenDaRing> it's urine
07:00 <Saemon> fair enough
07:00 <Saemon> urine straight out fresh from the body is sterile
07:00 <TokenDaRing> actually not 100%
07:00 <TokenDaRing> it can still contain bacteria and parasites
07:00 <Saemon> are you prudish?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> because it's gross
07:00 <TokenDaRing> it's urine
07:00 <Saemon> fair enough
07:00 <Saemon> urine straight out fresh from the body is sterile
07:00 <TokenDaRing> actually not 100%
07:00 <TokenDaRing> it can still contain bacteria and parasites
08:00 <Saemon> but i understand that golden showers are not everyones cup of tea
08:00 <Saemon> do u have any fetishes?
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I like women with big breasts and big asses
08:00 <beehhh> asian wife slit husband throat for money, send loofy to jail
08:00 <TokenDaRing> thats about it
08:00 <beehhh> its their fetish
08:00 <Saemon> but i understand that golden showers are not everyones cup of tea
08:00 <Saemon> do u have any fetishes?
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I like women with big breasts and big asses
08:00 <beehhh> asian wife slit husband throat for money, send loofy to jail
08:00 <TokenDaRing> thats about it
08:00 <beehhh> its their fetish
09:00 <beehhh> my ex put me through difficult time for good
09:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing you're lying to sound like a normal person
09:00 <beehhh> more asians are breeding aliens
09:00 <Saemon> everyone has some sorta fetish that they are too shy to reveal
09:00 <TokenDaRing> no Saemon, I'm just not fucked up like you are
09:00 <beehhh> my ex put me through difficult time for good
09:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing you're lying to sound like a normal person
09:00 <beehhh> more asians are breeding aliens
09:00 <Saemon> everyone has some sorta fetish that they are too shy to reveal
09:00 <TokenDaRing> no Saemon, I'm just not fucked up like you are
10:00 <Saemon> well we only live once
10:00 <Saemon> if i enjoy getting peed on, i should stop just because ppl like you think its fucked up?
10:00 <Saemon> its not breakign any laws
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yees
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yes you should
10:00 <Saemon> well we only live once
10:00 <Saemon> if i enjoy getting peed on, i should stop just because ppl like you think its fucked up?
10:00 <Saemon> its not breakign any laws
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yees
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yes you should
11:00 <Saemon> the escort is willing to do it out of her own free will in order for money
11:00 <Saemon> which i would give to her in return for her service
11:00 <Saemon> everyone gets what they want
11:00 <TokenDaRing> to be honest
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I think you should stop breathing
11:00 <Saemon> i dont see anything wrong with that situation
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you're wasting air others would put to better use
11:00 <Saemon> i get what i desire, she gets money to feed her kids
11:00 <Saemon> the escort is willing to do it out of her own free will in order for money
11:00 <Saemon> which i would give to her in return for her service
11:00 <Saemon> everyone gets what they want
11:00 <TokenDaRing> to be honest
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I think you should stop breathing
11:00 <Saemon> i dont see anything wrong with that situation
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you're wasting air others would put to better use
11:00 <Saemon> i get what i desire, she gets money to feed her kids
12:00 <TokenDaRing> so be a man
12:00 <TokenDaRing> strangle yourself
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Though, I'd had to be the poor bastard who'd have to clean up your body
12:00 <Saemon> lol whys that?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> so be a man
12:00 <TokenDaRing> strangle yourself
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Though, I'd had to be the poor bastard who'd have to clean up your body
12:00 <Saemon> lol whys that?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> They'd have to get a forklift in to move it out
13:00 <Saemon> well if im ever gona strangle myself, i would be sure to shat all over the place first
13:00 <Bonny> what about finding a coffin for his size?
13:00 <Saemon> and crank up the heater to maximum in my room
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd have to cremate him
13:00 <TokenDaRing> They'd have to get a forklift in to move it out
13:00 <Saemon> well if im ever gona strangle myself, i would be sure to shat all over the place first
13:00 <Bonny> what about finding a coffin for his size?
13:00 <Saemon> and crank up the heater to maximum in my room
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd have to cremate him
14:00 <Saemon> so in addition to having to clean and smell my shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to fit in a coffin
14:00 <Bonny> that's a thought
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Wouldn't fit into the oven
14:00 <Saemon> you'd be smelling me rapidly decomposing body as well
14:00 <Bonny> that is true too
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Easiest way to deal with it would be to just burn the entire house down
14:00 <Saemon> lol
14:00 <Bonny> yup
14:00 <Bonny> cheapest way to do it
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon do you live in a housing trust home?
14:00 <Saemon> so in addition to having to clean and smell my shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to fit in a coffin
14:00 <Bonny> that's a thought
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Wouldn't fit into the oven
14:00 <Saemon> you'd be smelling me rapidly decomposing body as well
14:00 <Bonny> that is true too
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Easiest way to deal with it would be to just burn the entire house down
14:00 <Saemon> lol
14:00 <Bonny> yup
14:00 <Bonny> cheapest way to do it
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon do you live in a housing trust home?
15:00 <Bonny> and not a burden on society
15:00 <Saemon> then i'd be sure to hid gas canisters and petrol inside and around the house
15:00 <TokenDaRing> it's probably a write off now
15:00 <Saemon> so chances of the house exploding and taking you down with me
15:00 <Saemon> would be high
15:00 <TokenDaRing> the smell of your piss and rubbish has permeated into the wood and walls
15:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd have to gut the entire place out to get rid of it
15:00 <Bonny> and not a burden on society
15:00 <Saemon> then i'd be sure to hid gas canisters and petrol inside and around the house
15:00 <TokenDaRing> it's probably a write off now
15:00 <Saemon> so chances of the house exploding and taking you down with me
15:00 <Saemon> would be high
15:00 <TokenDaRing> the smell of your piss and rubbish has permeated into the wood and walls
15:00 <TokenDaRing> they'd have to gut the entire place out to get rid of it
16:00 <TokenDaRing> anyway, time for me to go to bed
16:00 <Bonny> night TokenDaRing.. it's been fun.. :)
16:00 <TokenDaRing> you still up for Rundle Mall tomorrow, Saemon?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> night
16:00 <TokenDaRing> 2pm, in between Haighs and Darrell Lea
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get some sleep soon 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
16:00 <Bonny> I bought myself an ipad air 64gig wifi for $550
16:00 <TokenDaRing> anyway, time for me to go to bed
16:00 <Bonny> night TokenDaRing.. it's been fun.. :)
16:00 <TokenDaRing> you still up for Rundle Mall tomorrow, Saemon?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> night
16:00 <TokenDaRing> 2pm, in between Haighs and Darrell Lea
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get some sleep soon 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
16:00 <Bonny> I bought myself an ipad air 64gig wifi for $550
17:00 <Saemon> lol ive always fantasized how those two british ladies from that show
17:00 <Saemon> How Clean Is Your House?
17:00 <Saemon> would react
17:00 <Saemon> if they had to come to my place
17:00 <Bonny> and I bought my mum a 16 gig one for $395
17:00 <Saemon> old ppl dont know how to use ipads
17:00 <Saemon> lol ive always fantasized how those two british ladies from that show
17:00 <Saemon> How Clean Is Your House?
17:00 <Saemon> would react
17:00 <Saemon> if they had to come to my place
17:00 <Bonny> and I bought my mum a 16 gig one for $395
17:00 <Saemon> old ppl dont know how to use ipads
18:00 <Bonny> you haven't met my mum then
18:00 <Saemon> i heard you are like in your 40s
18:00 <Bonny> 50 this year
18:00 <Saemon> so i deduce that your mum would be in her 70s at least
18:00 <Saemon> unless she had u at like 14
18:00 <Bonny> 71
18:00 <Saemon> ah nice guess 
18:00 <Bonny> and what has all that to do with anything?
18:00 <Bonny> you haven't met my mum then
18:00 <Saemon> i heard you are like in your 40s
18:00 <Bonny> 50 this year
18:00 <Saemon> so i deduce that your mum would be in her 70s at least
18:00 <Saemon> unless she had u at like 14
18:00 <Bonny> 71
18:00 <Saemon> ah nice guess 
18:00 <Bonny> and what has all that to do with anything?
19:00 <Bonny> are you happy now you know my age? like w00py d00
19:00 <Bonny> I've never hidden my age so I can't see what the big deal is
19:00 <Saemon> well for one im less angry now for you banning me from australia
19:00 <Maurice> My grandparent's are nearly 80 and they download and burn movies
19:00 <Bonny> there ya go
19:00 <Bonny> are you happy now you know my age? like w00py d00
19:00 <Bonny> I've never hidden my age so I can't see what the big deal is
19:00 <Saemon> well for one im less angry now for you banning me from australia
19:00 <Maurice> My grandparent's are nearly 80 and they download and burn movies
19:00 <Bonny> there ya go
20:00 <Bonny> my mum is pretty savvy on a computer
20:00 <Bonny> a lot of it I gave her a general guideline but she learned most of it herself
20:00 <Bonny> my mum is pretty savvy on a computer
20:00 <Bonny> a lot of it I gave her a general guideline but she learned most of it herself
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bonny> -Saemon- bonny ive always had gilf threesome fantasies, are u and your mum single at all?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what for?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
22:00 <Bonny> he needed that zline
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bonny> -Saemon- bonny ive always had gilf threesome fantasies, are u and your mum single at all?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what for?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
22:00 <Bonny> he needed that zline
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Picard's
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fancy trying to flood lwaxanna
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the idiot
23:00 <Bonny> stupid
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Picard's
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fancy trying to flood lwaxanna
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the idiot
23:00 <Bonny> stupid
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hi saemon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:21] * Saemon ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
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24:00 <Bonny> that's easily fixed
24:00 <nicky> wat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hi saemon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:21] * Saemon ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:23] * nicky ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
24:00 <Bonny> that's easily fixed
24:00 <nicky> wat
25:00 <nicky> i was joking around bonny
25:00 <nicky> come on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not stupid
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> next
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really tired
25:00 <nicky> i was joking around bonny
25:00 <nicky> come on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not stupid
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> next
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really tired
26:00 <Bonny> if it was a joke then why do it as a notice?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is warm and my mind isn't ready yet
26:00 <Bonny> I get to sleep in tomorrow.. :)
26:00 <Bonny> if it was a joke then why do it as a notice?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is warm and my mind isn't ready yet
26:00 <Bonny> I get to sleep in tomorrow.. :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
27:00 <Bastardly_One> today
27:00 <Bonny> what have you got planned?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm led to believe it's going to be warm again too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just clearing out shit at my old place
27:00 <Bastardly_One> still
27:00 <Bonny> it is
27:00 <Bastardly_One> greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not
27:00 <Bonny> it has been warm for 2 days so far
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be dead by lunchtime then
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
27:00 <Bastardly_One> today
27:00 <Bonny> what have you got planned?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm led to believe it's going to be warm again too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just clearing out shit at my old place
27:00 <Bastardly_One> still
27:00 <Bonny> it is
27:00 <Bastardly_One> greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not
27:00 <Bonny> it has been warm for 2 days so far
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be dead by lunchtime then
28:00 <Bonny> 23 today
28:00 <Bonny> fri 29
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know ssri sleeps
28:00 <Bonny> sat 22
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they tend to be long no matter what
28:00 <Bonny> sund 28
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so today will be fun ... not
28:00 <Bonny> 23 today
28:00 <Bonny> fri 29
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know ssri sleeps
28:00 <Bonny> sat 22
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they tend to be long no matter what
28:00 <Bonny> sund 28
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so today will be fun ... not
29:00 <Bonny> and thank fuck I'm not working this weekend
29:00 <Bastardly_One> great ... fucking heat can fuck off
29:00 <Bonny> well at least ya no longer in the caravan tho
29:00 <Bastardly_One> true
29:00 <Bonny> that would have been worse
29:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been a lot worse summer just gone
29:00 <Bonny> yup
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a crap time adjusting
29:00 <Bonny> and thank fuck I'm not working this weekend
29:00 <Bastardly_One> great ... fucking heat can fuck off
29:00 <Bonny> well at least ya no longer in the caravan tho
29:00 <Bastardly_One> true
29:00 <Bonny> that would have been worse
29:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been a lot worse summer just gone
29:00 <Bonny> yup
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a crap time adjusting
30:00 <Bonny> ok
30:00 <beehhh> hemmorhoid
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was doing a lot of anxious walking 
30:00 <beehhh> the pain has errupted
30:00 <Bonny> haemorrhoid
30:00 <Bonny> have you been taking your meds?
30:00 <Bonny> ok
30:00 <beehhh> hemmorhoid
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was doing a lot of anxious walking 
30:00 <beehhh> the pain has errupted
30:00 <Bonny> haemorrhoid
30:00 <Bonny> have you been taking your meds?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
31:00 <Bonny> k
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it's hard to wake up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> once I do sleep
31:00 <Bonny> yup
31:00 <Vagisil> =SUM(K132,K138,K144,K150,K156)
31:00 <Vagisil> woops
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <Bonny> excel
31:00 <Bonny> I love it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yay excel
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> work of the devil
31:00 <Vagisil> calculating our pay for this term
31:00 <Bonny> mathematically challenged?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep I am 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> numbers and I don't get along
31:00 <Vagisil> excel making me mad, not updating the fields when i change them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
31:00 <Bonny> k
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it's hard to wake up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> once I do sleep
31:00 <Bonny> yup
31:00 <Vagisil> =SUM(K132,K138,K144,K150,K156)
31:00 <Vagisil> woops
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <Bonny> excel
31:00 <Bonny> I love it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yay excel
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it
31:00 <Vagisil> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> work of the devil
31:00 <Vagisil> calculating our pay for this term
31:00 <Bonny> mathematically challenged?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep I am 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> numbers and I don't get along
31:00 <Vagisil> excel making me mad, not updating the fields when i change them
32:00 <Bonny> I've always loved maths...was my favourite subject at school
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
32:00 <Bonny> and science too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> F4 waix
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure that's update cells
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that ctrl F4?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think that's it
32:00 <Vagisil> dunno
32:00 <Vagisil> its just shitting me off
32:00 <Bonny> I've always loved maths...was my favourite subject at school
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
32:00 <Bonny> and science too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> F4 waix
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure that's update cells
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that ctrl F4?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think that's it
32:00 <Vagisil> dunno
32:00 <Vagisil> its just shitting me off
33:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ring ya mum about it
33:00 <Vagisil> ctrl f4 probably closes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
33:00 <Bastardly_One> updates something
33:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ring ya mum about it
33:00 <Vagisil> ctrl f4 probably closes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
33:00 <Bastardly_One> updates something
34:00 <Vagisil> ctrl f4... do you want to save the changes you made
34:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Vagisil> its not critical i just gotta lick in the fields and they update
34:00 <Vagisil> click
34:00 <Vagisil> too hard to work out rental income just going with wage
34:00 <Vagisil> ctrl f4... do you want to save the changes you made
34:00 <Vagisil> lol
34:00 <Vagisil> its not critical i just gotta lick in the fields and they update
34:00 <Vagisil> click
34:00 <Vagisil> too hard to work out rental income just going with wage
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear to God
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this pic of this place someone says is their farm house
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear to God
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this pic of this place someone says is their farm house
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in years ago
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but they won't answer yes or no 
36:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it has to be it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in years ago
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but they won't answer yes or no 
36:00 <Vagisil> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it has to be it 
37:00 <Vagisil> nite
37:00 <Vagisil> nite
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to learn how to walk through walls
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to learn how to walk through walls
41:00 <Bastardly_One> my bedroom is too far away
41:00 <Bastardly_One> my bedroom is too far away
48:00 <beehhh> b1 go to bed tomorrow is another day
48:00 <beehhh> your missing the party
48:00 <beehhh> b1 go to bed tomorrow is another day
48:00 <beehhh> your missing the party
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going in a min actually
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going in a min actually
50:00 <beehhh> 500,000 of the population will be blind, you & I are one of them
50:00 <beehhh> 500,000 of the population will be blind, you & I are one of them
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.treasury.nt.gov.au/PMS/Publications/Economics/PopProjections/I-POP-1101.pdf
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.treasury.nt.gov.au/PMS/Publications/Economics/PopProjections/I-POP-1101.pdf
02:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25325337/wife-admits-to-contract-killing/
02:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25325337/wife-admits-to-contract-killing/
08:00 <ragnell> Man, I gotta stop eating.
08:00 <ragnell> Man, I gotta stop eating.
52:00 <matrix> Now I know who I can trust and who the pretenders and players are
52:00 <matrix> Now I know who I can trust and who the pretenders and players are
27:00 <beagle> youre all fat 
27:00 <beagle> youre all fat 
39:00 <matrix> Hello astro
39:00 <matrix> Hello astro
43:00 <astro> hello there.
43:00 <astro> how are you today?
43:00 <astro> hello there.
43:00 <astro> how are you today?
49:00 <BlackDevil> horny baby
49:00 <BlackDevil> horny baby
31:00 <British^Meat> broke my phone
31:00 <British^Meat> again
31:00 <BlackDevil> folded your iphone?
31:00 <British^Meat> broke my phone
31:00 <British^Meat> again
31:00 <BlackDevil> folded your iphone?
33:00 <British^Meat> funny you should say that...
33:00 <British^Meat> i was out riding, it fell off of its harness, got wedged in the spokes of my bike
33:00 <British^Meat> it looks like an iphone now
33:00 <British^Meat> it has a curve where it shouldnt have
33:00 <British^Meat> funny you should say that...
33:00 <British^Meat> i was out riding, it fell off of its harness, got wedged in the spokes of my bike
33:00 <British^Meat> it looks like an iphone now
33:00 <British^Meat> it has a curve where it shouldnt have
36:00 <British^Meat> ab-so-fucking-lutely livid
36:00 <British^Meat> ab-so-fucking-lutely livid
38:00 <Vagisil> lol
38:00 <Vagisil> lol
41:00 <Taco> riding? road? dirt? motor? self propelled?
41:00 <Taco> magnets?
41:00 <Taco> riding? road? dirt? motor? self propelled?
41:00 <Taco> magnets?
48:00 <British^Meat> riding
48:00 <British^Meat> mountain bike
48:00 <British^Meat> dirt
48:00 <British^Meat> no magnets
48:00 <British^Meat> riding
48:00 <British^Meat> mountain bike
48:00 <British^Meat> dirt
48:00 <British^Meat> no magnets
49:00 <Vagisil> ill never get anything but another 4S
49:00 <British^Meat> thats what this was
49:00 <Vagisil> the instant they went to glued shit
49:00 <Vagisil> mustve hit it hard
49:00 <Taco> neat
49:00 <Vagisil> ill never get anything but another 4S
49:00 <British^Meat> thats what this was
49:00 <Vagisil> the instant they went to glued shit
49:00 <Vagisil> mustve hit it hard
49:00 <Taco> neat
50:00 <Vagisil> u can get em so cheap now
50:00 <Taco> do you wear all the fluro tight bike clothes?
50:00 <Vagisil> 64gb ones for like 400
50:00 <Taco> I last used this lube on Picard's head
50:00 <British^Meat> it didnt really hit hard...
50:00 <Vagisil> u can get em so cheap now
50:00 <Taco> do you wear all the fluro tight bike clothes?
50:00 <Vagisil> 64gb ones for like 400
50:00 <Taco> I last used this lube on Picard's head
50:00 <British^Meat> it didnt really hit hard...
51:00 <British^Meat> it was dangling on my headphones, and as i was slwoing down got caught in the spokes, and kind snapped
51:00 <British^Meat> didnt feel that hard anyways
51:00 <Taco> I like mt biking
51:00 <Taco> except mine is broken. Think I might get the one from aldi that was on special leluled
51:00 <British^Meat> it was dangling on my headphones, and as i was slwoing down got caught in the spokes, and kind snapped
51:00 <British^Meat> didnt feel that hard anyways
51:00 <Taco> I like mt biking
51:00 <Taco> except mine is broken. Think I might get the one from aldi that was on special leluled
55:00 <Taco> I got mine as a teenager for like $2k... a giant downhill racer
55:00 <Taco> today a $200 bike from aldi is actually better, and lighter, it seems
55:00 <Taco> I got mine as a teenager for like $2k... a giant downhill racer
55:00 <Taco> today a $200 bike from aldi is actually better, and lighter, it seems
12:00 <Fez>  
12:00 <Fez>  
20:00 <abc> who let the dogs out who who who who who ?
20:00 <abc> who let the dogs out who who who who who ?
24:00 <Fez>  The baha men
24:00 <Fez>  The baha men
25:00 <Taco> no, I let the dogs out to shit on your lawn
25:00 <Taco> no, I let the dogs out to shit on your lawn
30:00 <abc> haha
30:00 <abc> too bad i havnt got any lawn lol
30:00 <abc> haha
30:00 <abc> too bad i havnt got any lawn lol
31:00 <Taco> Okay, on your shoes then
31:00 <abc> more likely on your taco lol
31:00 <Taco> Okay, on your shoes then
31:00 <abc> more likely on your taco lol
37:00 <Doodle> i thought they'd never leave
37:00 <Doodle> i thought they'd never leave
59:00 <Vagisil> vagina.
59:00 <Vagisil> vagina.
04:00 <matrix> afternoon all
04:00 <Vagisil> fart
04:00 <matrix> Oh charming .....
04:00 <matrix> afternoon all
04:00 <Vagisil> fart
04:00 <matrix> Oh charming .....
07:00 <matrix> hi bi-james
07:00 <bi-james> hey
07:00 <matrix> hi bi-james
07:00 <bi-james> hey
08:00 <matrix> how you doing today?
08:00 <bi-james> good 
08:00 <bi-james> u
08:00 <matrix> can't complain too much
08:00 <bi-james> :)
08:00 <matrix> nobody tends to listen to me anyway lol
08:00 <bi-james> hehe
08:00 <matrix> but I sometimes rant a bit so meh lol
08:00 <matrix> how you doing today?
08:00 <bi-james> good 
08:00 <bi-james> u
08:00 <matrix> can't complain too much
08:00 <bi-james> :)
08:00 <matrix> nobody tends to listen to me anyway lol
08:00 <bi-james> hehe
08:00 <matrix> but I sometimes rant a bit so meh lol
09:00 <matrix> hi zaim
09:00 <zaim> sup matrix
09:00 <zaim> was i missed? i need to know
09:00 <matrix> just a little :-)
09:00 <zaim> okay good
09:00 <zaim> i gotta work on my feelings for u guys then a little more
09:00 <matrix> hi zaim
09:00 <zaim> sup matrix
09:00 <zaim> was i missed? i need to know
09:00 <matrix> just a little :-)
09:00 <zaim> okay good
09:00 <zaim> i gotta work on my feelings for u guys then a little more
10:00 <matrix> lol
10:00 <matrix> dont mind me, hating everyone atm, that time of the month
10:00 <zaim> are you female
10:00 <matrix> dont tell B1 that though
10:00 <zaim> i would never
10:00 <matrix> he will argue black and blue I am male
10:00 <matrix> lol
10:00 <matrix> dont mind me, hating everyone atm, that time of the month
10:00 <zaim> are you female
10:00 <matrix> dont tell B1 that though
10:00 <zaim> i would never
10:00 <matrix> he will argue black and blue I am male
11:00 <matrix> some people can't handle the fact I am lesbian and open about it ....
11:00 <zaim> how racist of him
11:00 <matrix> some people can't handle the fact I am lesbian and open about it ....
11:00 <zaim> how racist of him
12:00 <matrix> racist is probably right
12:00 <matrix> sometimes I think males are a whole different species
12:00 <matrix> racist is probably right
12:00 <matrix> sometimes I think males are a whole different species
13:00 <zaim> sex, species... same sae
13:00 <matrix> lol possibly
13:00 <Taco> 15:08 < Taco> Name one success you've had
13:00 <Taco> 15:10 < Taco> Any success at all
13:00 <Taco> 15:10 <@Tigger_> I very successfully purchased all 38 volumes of the Akira comic
13:00 <matrix> well that's a success of sorts
13:00 <zaim> sex, species... same sae
13:00 <matrix> lol possibly
13:00 <Taco> 15:08 < Taco> Name one success you've had
13:00 <Taco> 15:10 < Taco> Any success at all
13:00 <Taco> 15:10 <@Tigger_> I very successfully purchased all 38 volumes of the Akira comic
13:00 <matrix> well that's a success of sorts
15:00 <Taco> Yea but I successfully bought comics when I was like 12
15:00 <Taco> Now I'm an adult
15:00 <Taco> Big difference
15:00 <Taco> Yea but I successfully bought comics when I was like 12
15:00 <Taco> Now I'm an adult
15:00 <Taco> Big difference
16:00 <matrix> hi bee_girl
16:00 <bee_girl> hi matrix
16:00 <matrix> hi bee_girl
16:00 <bee_girl> hi matrix
18:00 <Taco> I also don't call buying comics a "life acheivement" 
18:00 <bee_girl> wrong channel Taco
18:00 <bee_girl> :D
18:00 <Taco> I also don't call buying comics a "life acheivement" 
18:00 <bee_girl> wrong channel Taco
18:00 <bee_girl> :D
19:00 <matrix> Taco it was a success not a life achievement for them
19:00 <bee_girl> oh maybe not
19:00 <matrix> Taco it was a success not a life achievement for them
19:00 <bee_girl> oh maybe not
21:00 <matrix> Tigger probably has probably had success at other things
21:00 <Taco> Thats why I asked him
21:00 <Taco> All he seems to suggest is shit about comics
21:00 <matrix> maybe hes a geek?
21:00 <matrix> Tigger probably has probably had success at other things
21:00 <Taco> Thats why I asked him
21:00 <Taco> All he seems to suggest is shit about comics
21:00 <matrix> maybe hes a geek?
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I think getting a job would rate higher than buying comics
22:00 <Taco> Yes but surely he has achieved anything else in life
22:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he doesn't work?
22:00 <Taco> If he did, he'd be able to provide an answer easily
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I think getting a job would rate higher than buying comics
22:00 <Taco> Yes but surely he has achieved anything else in life
22:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe he doesn't work?
22:00 <Taco> If he did, he'd be able to provide an answer easily
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm a nerd, I don't list buying games or computer hardware as a life achievement
23:00 <matrix> true that
23:00 <Taco> He can't see that it makes him a total loser
23:00 <TokenDaRing> They're just possessions
23:00 <matrix> but who knows on IRC
23:00 <matrix> everyone puts on an act
23:00 <matrix> they are never who you think they are
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Why would anyone want to act like a loser?
23:00 <matrix> aks Picard
23:00 <matrix> ask*
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm a nerd, I don't list buying games or computer hardware as a life achievement
23:00 <matrix> true that
23:00 <Taco> He can't see that it makes him a total loser
23:00 <TokenDaRing> They're just possessions
23:00 <matrix> but who knows on IRC
23:00 <matrix> everyone puts on an act
23:00 <matrix> they are never who you think they are
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Why would anyone want to act like a loser?
23:00 <matrix> aks Picard
23:00 <matrix> ask*
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is just a grumpy old man
24:00 <TokenDaRing> he's frustrated at the rest of the world
24:00 <matrix> loof doesnt do a bad job of it either
24:00 <Taco> Yes, you can't take possessions with you when you die
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is just a grumpy old man
24:00 <TokenDaRing> he's frustrated at the rest of the world
24:00 <matrix> loof doesnt do a bad job of it either
24:00 <Taco> Yes, you can't take possessions with you when you die
25:00 <Taco> I say that as somebody who doesn't believe in afterlife
25:00 <matrix> cant take much with you when you die though
25:00 <matrix> even if you believe in after life you cant take it
25:00 <Taco> Your impact on others can make you memorable though :)
25:00 <matrix> material things dont matter 
25:00 <matrix> I am memorable will give me that much lol
25:00 <matrix> not sure in what way though
25:00 <Taco> But say, finding a best friend isn't a life acheivement for tigger
25:00 <Taco> I say that as somebody who doesn't believe in afterlife
25:00 <matrix> cant take much with you when you die though
25:00 <matrix> even if you believe in after life you cant take it
25:00 <Taco> Your impact on others can make you memorable though :)
25:00 <matrix> material things dont matter 
25:00 <matrix> I am memorable will give me that much lol
25:00 <matrix> not sure in what way though
25:00 <Taco> But say, finding a best friend isn't a life acheivement for tigger
26:00 <Taco> or making his parents and family proud of something he did
26:00 <Taco> why is that again?
26:00 <matrix> I have to admit trying to define life achievements is difficult
26:00 <Taco> or making his parents and family proud of something he did
26:00 <Taco> why is that again?
26:00 <matrix> I have to admit trying to define life achievements is difficult
27:00 <matrix> I have been in and out of so many lives .....
27:00 <matrix> and each one I touch in a different way
27:00 <Taco> It is, but.. buying comics is not on there for 99.999% of people
27:00 <matrix> no
27:00 <Taco> buying anything isn't on there for most people
27:00 <matrix> I have been in and out of so many lives .....
27:00 <matrix> and each one I touch in a different way
27:00 <Taco> It is, but.. buying comics is not on there for 99.999% of people
27:00 <matrix> no
27:00 <Taco> buying anything isn't on there for most people
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I've bought a lot of stuff
28:00 <TokenDaRing> it isn't something I really think of as "achieving"
28:00 <matrix> I have been in and out of a lot of lives, I dont have many that stay around
28:00 <TheRon> beer?
28:00 <matrix> but I have saved a few marriages
28:00 <matrix> I ahve even saved a couple of lives
28:00 <matrix> they are achievements I guess
28:00 <Taco> matrix: definately
28:00 <TheRon> i've had many wives
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I've bought a lot of stuff
28:00 <TokenDaRing> it isn't something I really think of as "achieving"
28:00 <matrix> I have been in and out of a lot of lives, I dont have many that stay around
28:00 <TheRon> beer?
28:00 <matrix> but I have saved a few marriages
28:00 <matrix> I ahve even saved a couple of lives
28:00 <matrix> they are achievements I guess
28:00 <Taco> matrix: definately
28:00 <TheRon> i've had many wives
29:00 <TheRon> many even mine
29:00 <matrix> I am never good at saying the good things I have done
29:00 <Taco> Even if people don't like you, they will likely remember you with interactions like those
29:00 <matrix> but if I look back and be honest
29:00 <matrix> every person that has come into my life comes in for a reason
29:00 <matrix> 99% of them are on a downward spiral
29:00 <matrix> and somehow I bring them back, then they get on with life again and disappear
29:00 <matrix> but that doesnt worry me so much knowing I helped in some way
29:00 <TheRon> many even mine
29:00 <matrix> I am never good at saying the good things I have done
29:00 <Taco> Even if people don't like you, they will likely remember you with interactions like those
29:00 <matrix> but if I look back and be honest
29:00 <matrix> every person that has come into my life comes in for a reason
29:00 <matrix> 99% of them are on a downward spiral
29:00 <matrix> and somehow I bring them back, then they get on with life again and disappear
29:00 <matrix> but that doesnt worry me so much knowing I helped in some way
31:00 <matrix> I guess thats my life achievement
31:00 <TheRon> beers is a life achievement
31:00 <matrix> TheRon if you can make a good beer then yes it is
31:00 <matrix> it touches everyones life
31:00 <matrix> in one way or other
31:00 <matrix> I guess thats my life achievement
31:00 <TheRon> beers is a life achievement
31:00 <matrix> TheRon if you can make a good beer then yes it is
31:00 <matrix> it touches everyones life
31:00 <matrix> in one way or other
33:00 <TheRon> come said the boy
33:00 <TheRon> come said the boy
34:00 <TheRon> let's go down to the sand.....
34:00 <TheRon> let's go down to the sand.....
36:00 <Vagisil> lol at qantas email
36:00 <Vagisil> Hong Kong from $62* 
36:00 <Vagisil> lol at qantas email
36:00 <Vagisil> Hong Kong from $62* 
37:00 <Vagisil> Gold Coast from 
37:00 <Vagisil> $75* 
37:00 <Vagisil> Singapore from $75*
37:00 <TheRon> how much to goto baghdad??
37:00 <Vagisil> ANNNNND
37:00 <Vagisil> Perth from $149*
37:00 <Vagisil> Gold Coast from 
37:00 <Vagisil> $75* 
37:00 <Vagisil> Singapore from $75*
37:00 <TheRon> how much to goto baghdad??
37:00 <Vagisil> ANNNNND
37:00 <Vagisil> Perth from $149*
39:00 <TheRon> dubai is alcohol free right??
39:00 <matrix> not sure
39:00 <Taco> TheRon: beers > comic books
39:00 <Taco> I don't even like beer
39:00 <TheRon> indeed
39:00 <matrix> would kinda suck if it was
39:00 <TheRon> dubai is alcohol free right??
39:00 <matrix> not sure
39:00 <Taco> TheRon: beers > comic books
39:00 <Taco> I don't even like beer
39:00 <TheRon> indeed
39:00 <matrix> would kinda suck if it was
40:00 <TheRon> beers > console games
40:00 <Vagisil> you need an alcohol license to drink in dubai
40:00 <TheRon> damn
40:00 <Vagisil> sux to get to uk thru qantas now ug otta go thru dubai
40:00 <Vagisil> shit of a place
40:00 <TheRon> beers > console games
40:00 <Vagisil> you need an alcohol license to drink in dubai
40:00 <TheRon> damn
40:00 <Vagisil> sux to get to uk thru qantas now ug otta go thru dubai
40:00 <Vagisil> shit of a place
41:00 <TheRon> imagine a cricket team touring the EUAE and it's totally dry
41:00 <Vagisil> yer
41:00 <TheRon> UAE
41:00 <Vagisil> its not hard to get alcohol license
41:00 <TheRon> imagine a cricket team touring the EUAE and it's totally dry
41:00 <Vagisil> yer
41:00 <TheRon> UAE
41:00 <Vagisil> its not hard to get alcohol license
42:00 <Vagisil> but yer.. if u drink in the hotel and ur a bit sloshed (not totally shitfaced).. youll end up in prison
42:00 <TheRon> that's just wrong
42:00 <Vagisil> but yer.. if u drink in the hotel and ur a bit sloshed (not totally shitfaced).. youll end up in prison
42:00 <TheRon> that's just wrong
43:00 <Vagisil> and if u drink on the plane right
43:00 <Vagisil> like.. flying to england
43:00 <Vagisil> and u get intoxicated ont he plane
43:00 <Vagisil> youll be arrested in dubai
43:00 <Vagisil> even if ur not offensive
43:00 <TheRon> thats whole fun of being on a plane
43:00 <Vagisil> and if u drink on the plane right
43:00 <Vagisil> like.. flying to england
43:00 <Vagisil> and u get intoxicated ont he plane
43:00 <Vagisil> youll be arrested in dubai
43:00 <Vagisil> even if ur not offensive
43:00 <TheRon> thats whole fun of being on a plane
44:00 <Vagisil> and umm
44:00 <Vagisil> if you're unwedded gf is pregnant on the plane
44:00 <Vagisil> and something happens and has to give birth
44:00 <Vagisil> shes fucked.
44:00 <Vagisil> and umm.. if ur going as a group of friends
44:00 <Vagisil> and umm
44:00 <Vagisil> if you're unwedded gf is pregnant on the plane
44:00 <Vagisil> and something happens and has to give birth
44:00 <Vagisil> shes fucked.
44:00 <Vagisil> and umm.. if ur going as a group of friends
45:00 <Vagisil> and ur sharing accomodation.. you cant share that room with a person of the opposite sex.. unless ur married to them
45:00 <matrix> where is this leading to??
45:00 <TheRon> there's goes schoolies week in dubai
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
45:00 <Vagisil> and ur sharing accomodation.. you cant share that room with a person of the opposite sex.. unless ur married to them
45:00 <matrix> where is this leading to??
45:00 <TheRon> there's goes schoolies week in dubai
45:00 <Vagisil> lol
46:00 <Vagisil> if you write a cheque and it bounces ull be put in prison
46:00 <TheRon> no $200?
46:00 <Vagisil> and um.. dont take photos. anywhere. lol
46:00 <Vagisil> illegal to take the photo of someone without their consent
46:00 <Vagisil> if you write a cheque and it bounces ull be put in prison
46:00 <TheRon> no $200?
46:00 <Vagisil> and um.. dont take photos. anywhere. lol
46:00 <Vagisil> illegal to take the photo of someone without their consent
47:00 <TheRon> any strippers in dubai?
47:00 <Vagisil> LOL
47:00 <Vagisil> probably
47:00 <TheRon> ohhhh look at that girls knees
47:00 <Vagisil> theres red light district
47:00 <Vagisil> LMAO
47:00 <TheRon> any strippers in dubai?
47:00 <Vagisil> LOL
47:00 <Vagisil> probably
47:00 <TheRon> ohhhh look at that girls knees
47:00 <Vagisil> theres red light district
47:00 <Vagisil> LMAO
51:00 <TheRon> ohhh Errol, i would give anything just to be like him
51:00 <Vagisil> all my penis are belong to rudd
51:00 <TheRon> ohhh Errol, i would give anything just to be like him
51:00 <Vagisil> all my penis are belong to rudd
54:00 <matrix> this kinda sucks today
54:00 <Shadowgate> matrix a funny character
54:00 <matrix> this kinda sucks today
54:00 <Shadowgate> matrix a funny character
55:00 <matrix> funny, I wouldnt say that atm
55:00 <Shadowgate> lol
55:00 <matrix> I might bite your head off
55:00 <matrix> funny, I wouldnt say that atm
55:00 <Shadowgate> lol
55:00 <matrix> I might bite your head off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a lot of people not very well
08:00 <MysteriousShado> When I'm on high's of life.
08:00 <Bonny> yup
08:00 <Bastardly_One> either in the head or otherwise or both
08:00 <Saemon> Bonny.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously my life is awesome compared to theirs
08:00 <Saemon> we need to talk.
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Exactly.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need to worry them with shit
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Always someone worse off.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a lot of people not very well
08:00 <MysteriousShado> When I'm on high's of life.
08:00 <Bonny> yup
08:00 <Bastardly_One> either in the head or otherwise or both
08:00 <Saemon> Bonny.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously my life is awesome compared to theirs
08:00 <Saemon> we need to talk.
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Exactly.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need to worry them with shit
08:00 <MysteriousShado> Always someone worse off.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
09:00 <Bonny> I'm waiting for your bikie friend, saemon
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's her channel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and she doesn't like you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she can do what the fuck she wants
09:00 <Saemon> because you of Bastardly_One
09:00 <Saemon> her channel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> back in your cage gimp
09:00 <Saemon> but shes influence by your scheming manipulations
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you shouldn't ban evade should you?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
09:00 <Bonny> I'm waiting for your bikie friend, saemon
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's her channel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and she doesn't like you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she can do what the fuck she wants
09:00 <Saemon> because you of Bastardly_One
09:00 <Saemon> her channel
09:00 <Bastardly_One> back in your cage gimp
09:00 <Saemon> but shes influence by your scheming manipulations
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you shouldn't ban evade should you?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she clearly didn't ban your ip at first
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Busted ban evading, Saemon?
10:00 <Saemon> no idea what you are on about in regards to ban evade
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fixed
10:00 <Saemon> please dont slander me like that.
10:00 <Bonny> mully was you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure mully, xc
10:00 <Bonny> same ip as the one you're using now
10:00 <MrMark> boooooooo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she clearly didn't ban your ip at first
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Busted ban evading, Saemon?
10:00 <Saemon> no idea what you are on about in regards to ban evade
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fixed
10:00 <Saemon> please dont slander me like that.
10:00 <Bonny> mully was you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure mully, xc
10:00 <Bonny> same ip as the one you're using now
10:00 <MrMark> boooooooo
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and one she got right :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *ducks*
11:00 <Saemon> there's always someone worse off
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh subject change
11:00 <Taco> like members of outlaw motorcycle gangs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how about get off here and have a shower?
11:00 <Saemon> thats the excuse losers use to make themselves feel better about their own shitty life
11:00 <Saemon> im sorry but thats the truth
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and one she got right :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *ducks*
11:00 <Saemon> there's always someone worse off
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh subject change
11:00 <Taco> like members of outlaw motorcycle gangs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how about get off here and have a shower?
11:00 <Saemon> thats the excuse losers use to make themselves feel better about their own shitty life
11:00 <Saemon> im sorry but thats the truth
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not the case at all you stupid cunt
12:00 <Bonny> yeah he threathened he was gonna kill himself if I didn't unban him and I said go ahead.. and then I got the outlaw bikie gang bit too lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a lot of people that think dearly of me and they're heaps worse off
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon has just come in mid convo..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> why stress them?
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Thinks he knows what's going on.
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Bonny, HA?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna kill himself?
12:00 <Saemon> "oh its ok for me to do nothing all day, plasy games aimed for children, and mooch and freeload of my little sister, because theres some peasant cunt in rural iraq and ethiopia who are way worse off than me"
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not the case at all you stupid cunt
12:00 <Bonny> yeah he threathened he was gonna kill himself if I didn't unban him and I said go ahead.. and then I got the outlaw bikie gang bit too lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a lot of people that think dearly of me and they're heaps worse off
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon has just come in mid convo..
12:00 <Bastardly_One> why stress them?
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Thinks he knows what's going on.
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Bonny, HA?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna kill himself?
12:00 <Saemon> "oh its ok for me to do nothing all day, plasy games aimed for children, and mooch and freeload of my little sister, because theres some peasant cunt in rural iraq and ethiopia who are way worse off than me"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is that technically opper abuse with the bikie thing?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it is
13:00 <Bonny> yeah I got it logged lol
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon, you drunk mate?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Nobody said that.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get a fucking life idiot
13:00 <Bonny> and yet he reckons I'm influenced by b1..
13:00 <Bonny> when in fact it's a noexpired ban cos of his pm and attitude towards me
13:00 <Saemon> its true bonny
13:00 <Saemon> u were nice to me once
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is that technically opper abuse with the bikie thing?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it is
13:00 <Bonny> yeah I got it logged lol
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon, you drunk mate?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> simon
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Nobody said that.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get a fucking life idiot
13:00 <Bonny> and yet he reckons I'm influenced by b1..
13:00 <Bonny> when in fact it's a noexpired ban cos of his pm and attitude towards me
13:00 <Saemon> its true bonny
13:00 <Saemon> u were nice to me once
14:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone does when you're actually likely the one to tell me off first
14:00 <Saemon> and then u saw Bastardly_One talk to me
14:00 <Saemon> and then u changed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you know when I'm up to something 
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Few bnc's joining suddenly..
14:00 <Bonny> whatever lol
14:00 <MysteriousShado> I smell a flood.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> even before I do Bonny
14:00 <Bonny> no matter what you say, the ban stays
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny has known me for years
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and has nothing to do with her austnet status
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor Bonny. :P
14:00 <Saemon> thats unaustralian of you Bonny
14:00 <Saemon> ironic isnt it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she's also been telling me off for years
14:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone does when you're actually likely the one to tell me off first
14:00 <Saemon> and then u saw Bastardly_One talk to me
14:00 <Saemon> and then u changed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you know when I'm up to something 
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Few bnc's joining suddenly..
14:00 <Bonny> whatever lol
14:00 <MysteriousShado> I smell a flood.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> even before I do Bonny
14:00 <Bonny> no matter what you say, the ban stays
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny has known me for years
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and has nothing to do with her austnet status
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor Bonny. :P
14:00 <Saemon> thats unaustralian of you Bonny
14:00 <Saemon> ironic isnt it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she's also been telling me off for years
15:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly MysteriousShado :P
15:00 <Bonny> I just say it straight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you just got over me and my fun
15:00 <Bonny> I call a spade a spade
15:00 <Bastardly_One> about the time pink left :P
15:00 <druff> i call a spade a shovel
15:00 <Bonny> lol
15:00 <MysteriousShado> You're in denial.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly MysteriousShado :P
15:00 <Bonny> I just say it straight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you just got over me and my fun
15:00 <Bonny> I call a spade a spade
15:00 <Bastardly_One> about the time pink left :P
15:00 <druff> i call a spade a shovel
15:00 <Bonny> lol
15:00 <MysteriousShado> You're in denial.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even in the Yarra
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Not you.. druff lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> de ni al
16:00 <druff> yes i am!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
16:00 <druff> :P
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Har har.
16:00 <druff> denial.. THENILE!!!!!
16:00 <druff> GEDDIT
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was funny enough with just
16:00 <Bastardly_One> am not!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even in the Yarra
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Not you.. druff lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> de ni al
16:00 <druff> yes i am!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
16:00 <druff> :P
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Har har.
16:00 <druff> denial.. THENILE!!!!!
16:00 <druff> GEDDIT
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was funny enough with just
16:00 <Bastardly_One> am not!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly should of become a comedian
17:00 <Bastardly_One> (not)
17:00 <Taco> ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of comedians...
17:00 <Taco> who wants an expired caramel cream?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah where's he been of recent times?
17:00 <Taco> They were on special at coles
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Having a life.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly should of become a comedian
17:00 <Bastardly_One> (not)
17:00 <Taco> ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of comedians...
17:00 <Taco> who wants an expired caramel cream?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah where's he been of recent times?
17:00 <Taco> They were on special at coles
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Having a life.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a what?
18:00 <Taco> sorry, creme
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a life?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a what?
18:00 <Taco> sorry, creme
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what's a life?
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Unsure
19:00 <MysteriousShado> People mention them tho
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon must be calling his bikey makes on everyone
19:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Unsure
19:00 <MysteriousShado> People mention them tho
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon must be calling his bikey makes on everyone
19:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll be outside ya houses on their bmxes soon
20:00 <Taco> I want them to show up here
20:00 <stevenn> haha
20:00 <Taco> I have better guns then they have
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Same..
20:00 <MysteriousShado> GEDDIT??
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah fuck all of ya!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll be outside ya houses on their bmxes soon
20:00 <Taco> I want them to show up here
20:00 <stevenn> haha
20:00 <Taco> I have better guns then they have
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Same..
20:00 <MysteriousShado> GEDDIT??
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah fuck all of ya!
21:00 <Taco> ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
21:00 <Bastardly_One> only works when you're old
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dad jokes
21:00 <Taco> ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
21:00 <Bastardly_One> only works when you're old
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dad jokes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it's way past the fact
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am still laughing over matrix's rage fest then quit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it's way past the fact
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am still laughing over matrix's rage fest then quit
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor kid.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> mid 30s
24:00 <Bastardly_One> always bitching about people being honest and upfront
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor kid.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> mid 30s
24:00 <Bastardly_One> always bitching about people being honest and upfront
25:00 <druff> i was never a kid
25:00 <druff> kids are goats
25:00 <druff> GEDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <druff> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's a comedian tonight
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is it open mic night?
25:00 <druff> yes
25:00 <druff> horses are like chairs
25:00 <druff> i was never a kid
25:00 <druff> kids are goats
25:00 <druff> GEDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <druff> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's a comedian tonight
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is it open mic night?
25:00 <druff> yes
25:00 <druff> horses are like chairs
26:00 <druff> they have 4 legs and you can sit on them
26:00 <Taco> 22:26 -!- druff [[email protected]]
26:00 <druff> they have 4 legs and you can sit on them
26:00 <Taco> 22:26 -!- druff [[email protected]]
27:00 <Taco> 22:26 -!-  ircname  : gumby
27:00 <Taco> 22:26 -!-  channels : #melbourne @#politicaldebate
27:00 <druff> i guess
27:00 <MysteriousShado> ?
27:00 <Taco> 22:26 -!-  ircname  : gumby
27:00 <Taco> 22:26 -!-  channels : #melbourne @#politicaldebate
27:00 <druff> i guess
27:00 <MysteriousShado> ?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Now there's a nick I ain't seen in a long time
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Now there's a nick I ain't seen in a long time
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup katatonic_kate01?
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup katatonic_kate01?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, fantastical 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Can't complain.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action :D
31:00 <MysteriousShado> So what drew you back here? Or you never left? :P
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, fantastical 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Can't complain.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action :D
31:00 <MysteriousShado> So what drew you back here? Or you never left? :P
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh d/l some shiz thought why not!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't frequent…. but come back every now and again 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh d/l some shiz thought why not!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't frequent…. but come back every now and again 
33:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01: are you still below average?
33:00 <Bonny> you're not missing much, katatonic_kate01.. nothing changes here
33:00 <Taco> I'm hopeful you'll change
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> meaning?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, didn't think so Bonny
33:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01: are you still below average?
33:00 <Bonny> you're not missing much, katatonic_kate01.. nothing changes here
33:00 <Taco> I'm hopeful you'll change
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> meaning?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, didn't think so Bonny
37:00 <druff> i changed my background
37:00 <druff> does that count?
37:00 <druff> i changed my background
37:00 <druff> does that count?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ummm
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can't :(
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ummm
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can't :(
41:00 <druff> why not?
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Hax.
41:00 <druff> why not?
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Hax.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> because...
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i use a Mac
45:00 <Taco> Taco
45:00 <Taco> I use a taco
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hairy one?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's pretty impressive, if that's the case!
45:00 <Taco> hairymac?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> because...
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i use a Mac
45:00 <Taco> Taco
45:00 <Taco> I use a taco
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hairy one?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's pretty impressive, if that's the case!
45:00 <Taco> hairymac?
46:00 <druff> cant change background in irc on a mac?
46:00 <Taco> the background on taco changes automatically after about 2 hours
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes taco!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes druff
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> impressive!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Where can I get me a taco, taco?
46:00 <druff> cant change background in irc on a mac?
46:00 <Taco> the background on taco changes automatically after about 2 hours
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes taco!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes druff
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> impressive!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Where can I get me a taco, taco?
47:00 <Taco> taco
47:00 <druff> taco taco taco oi oi oi
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Taco> si si
47:00 <Taco> arriba!
47:00 <Taco> taco
47:00 <druff> taco taco taco oi oi oi
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Taco> si si
47:00 <Taco> arriba!
49:00 <Taco> who wants taco sauce
49:00 <Taco> who wants taco sauce
50:00 <Bonny> I've got enuff of my own red sauce atm
50:00 <druff> lol
50:00 <Bonny> :P
50:00 <druff> dolmio
50:00 <Bonny> yup
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <druff> yumeh
50:00 <Bonny> I've got enuff of my own red sauce atm
50:00 <druff> lol
50:00 <Bonny> :P
50:00 <druff> dolmio
50:00 <Bonny> yup
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <druff> yumeh
51:00 <Taco> si si
51:00 <Taco> not authentic taco sauce
51:00 <druff> itll do
51:00 <Taco> si si
51:00 <Taco> not authentic taco sauce
51:00 <druff> itll do
52:00 <Bonny> it's authentic but not for taco
52:00 <Bonny> druff wouldn't mind it tho
52:00 <druff> ^
52:00 <Bonny> it's authentic but not for taco
52:00 <Bonny> druff wouldn't mind it tho
52:00 <druff> ^
53:00 <Taco> that dirty cunt
53:00 <druff> not mine
53:00 <Taco> that dirty cunt
53:00 <druff> not mine
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Nice vhost Mew.
55:00 <Mew> thanks I chose it myself
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Nice vhost Mew.
55:00 <Mew> thanks I chose it myself
56:00 <druff> meworleans
56:00 <druff> meworleans
57:00 <Mew> druffman
57:00 <druff> :P
57:00 <druff> whats shakin
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Really? NOWAI
57:00 <Mew> druffman
57:00 <druff> :P
57:00 <druff> whats shakin
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Really? NOWAI
58:00 <Mew> muffn touch, u?
58:00 <druff> chillaxin
58:00 <Mew> muffn touch, u?
58:00 <druff> chillaxin
59:00 <couleurs> F i F a
59:00 <Mew> maxin relaxin
59:00 <druff> mxus relaxus
59:00 <druff> maxus*
59:00 <Taco> fiibba arriba
59:00 <couleurs> F i F a
59:00 <Mew> maxin relaxin
59:00 <druff> mxus relaxus
59:00 <druff> maxus*
59:00 <Taco> fiibba arriba
00:00 <Taco> Mew: u lik dj jazzy jeff
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> jazzy jeff
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds gay
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Taco, do you have the Dolmio grin?
00:00 <Taco> Mew: u lik dj jazzy jeff
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> jazzy jeff
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds gay
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Taco, do you have the Dolmio grin?
01:00 <Taco> F i i B B a    A r r I B a ! ! !
01:00 <druff> drive club!!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor!
01:00 <Taco> MysteriousShado: dolmio is ripped cunt food
01:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
01:00 <Taco> F i i B B a    A r r I B a ! ! !
01:00 <druff> drive club!!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor!
01:00 <Taco> MysteriousShado: dolmio is ripped cunt food
01:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
02:00 <druff> nfs 2!!!
02:00 <druff> burgos catch phrase board game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
02:00 <druff> nfs 2!!!
02:00 <druff> burgos catch phrase board game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
03:00 <druff> NOW YOU SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Mew> milk save us
03:00 <druff> how good was that shit
03:00 <druff> BREASTS!!!!!!
03:00 <druff> milk: got breasts?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some fucking decorum!
03:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01: dj jazzy jeff only made tens of millions with will smith
03:00 <Mew> druff omg shut up
03:00 <Taco> kind of gay right?
03:00 <druff> lol
03:00 <Mew> are you drunk
03:00 <druff> NOW YOU SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Mew> milk save us
03:00 <druff> how good was that shit
03:00 <druff> BREASTS!!!!!!
03:00 <druff> milk: got breasts?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some fucking decorum!
03:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01: dj jazzy jeff only made tens of millions with will smith
03:00 <Mew> druff omg shut up
03:00 <Taco> kind of gay right?
03:00 <druff> lol
03:00 <Mew> are you drunk
04:00 <druff> no :(
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> # totes
04:00 <Mew> LOL
04:00 <Mew> How embarrassment
04:00 <Mew> soz beb
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> druff…. i think you can probably start now
04:00 <druff> nah
04:00 <druff> no one was talking
04:00 <druff> no :(
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> # totes
04:00 <Mew> LOL
04:00 <Mew> How embarrassment
04:00 <Mew> soz beb
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> druff…. i think you can probably start now
04:00 <druff> nah
04:00 <druff> no one was talking
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well we are now!
05:00 <druff> yea
05:00 <druff> keep going
05:00 <Mew> but at least make worthy conversation.. in #melbourne.. on austnet.. I mean wot
05:00 <druff> ikr
05:00 <Mew> srsly tho you can do better
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well we are now!
05:00 <druff> yea
05:00 <druff> keep going
05:00 <Mew> but at least make worthy conversation.. in #melbourne.. on austnet.. I mean wot
05:00 <druff> ikr
05:00 <Mew> srsly tho you can do better
06:00 <druff> breasts is worthy convo
06:00 <Mew> I have faith in you
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, dick
06:00 <MysteriousShado> My phone's whistling at me.. Son must've changed my tones again.
06:00 <Taco> yea just get your cock out and turkey slap bitches
06:00 <Mew> Crank it up a notch cowboy
06:00 <MysteriousShado> -.-
06:00 <druff> cricket?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco….  i like you're thinking 
06:00 <druff> hows the cricket folks?
06:00 <Taco> *your
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, you need to be a little more creative
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah your
06:00 <MysteriousShado> As if be creative
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Just slap away
06:00 <druff> breasts is worthy convo
06:00 <Mew> I have faith in you
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, dick
06:00 <MysteriousShado> My phone's whistling at me.. Son must've changed my tones again.
06:00 <Taco> yea just get your cock out and turkey slap bitches
06:00 <Mew> Crank it up a notch cowboy
06:00 <MysteriousShado> -.-
06:00 <druff> cricket?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco….  i like you're thinking 
06:00 <druff> hows the cricket folks?
06:00 <Taco> *your
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, you need to be a little more creative
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah your
06:00 <MysteriousShado> As if be creative
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Just slap away
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Bitches love slappings.
07:00 <Taco> ikr
07:00 <Mew> who is taco anyway they remind me of beagle
07:00 <Taco> I am thoth
07:00 <Taco> I'm fuckin thothin at the gash aye
07:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhh that guy
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' charmer! 
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Bitches love slappings.
07:00 <Taco> ikr
07:00 <Mew> who is taco anyway they remind me of beagle
07:00 <Taco> I am thoth
07:00 <Taco> I'm fuckin thothin at the gash aye
07:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhh that guy
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' charmer! 
08:00 <Taco> don't act like you don't want my cock
08:00 <Taco> I will turkey slap you
08:00 <druff> who likes flowers?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude…. 
08:00 <Mew> sorry I got confused, still gaggin for the D
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Mew> my apologies
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> * high 5 mew *
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> chortles!
08:00 <Taco> don't act like you don't want my cock
08:00 <Taco> I will turkey slap you
08:00 <druff> who likes flowers?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude…. 
08:00 <Mew> sorry I got confused, still gaggin for the D
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Mew> my apologies
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> * high 5 mew *
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> chortles!
09:00 <druff> chortle?
09:00 <druff> wtaf
09:00 <Mew> ;)
09:00 <MysteriousShado> lolol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Gagging for or on?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum's cock!
09:00 <druff> chortle?
09:00 <druff> wtaf
09:00 <Mew> ;)
09:00 <MysteriousShado> lolol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Gagging for or on?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum's cock!
10:00 <MysteriousShado> It's delicious.
10:00 <druff> is bigger than yours
10:00 <Mew> when a turtle made love to some chorizo
10:00 <Mew> a chortle was born
10:00 <druff> makes sence mew
10:00 <Mew> dunnit
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
10:00 <druff> like idunno how i didnt know
10:00 <MysteriousShado> It's delicious.
10:00 <druff> is bigger than yours
10:00 <Mew> when a turtle made love to some chorizo
10:00 <Mew> a chortle was born
10:00 <druff> makes sence mew
10:00 <Mew> dunnit
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
10:00 <druff> like idunno how i didnt know
11:00 <druff> so obv.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're an upper middle bogan?
11:00 <MysteriousShado> I love Youtube
11:00 <druff> not me
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Watch bogans going off their nut.
11:00 <partay> omg mew
11:00 <Mew> UMBs are the worst
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i know, i know
11:00 <partay> i was just thinking about handjobs and bam there you are 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just saying', i've never actually watched it 
11:00 <druff> so obv.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're an upper middle bogan?
11:00 <MysteriousShado> I love Youtube
11:00 <druff> not me
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Watch bogans going off their nut.
11:00 <partay> omg mew
11:00 <Mew> UMBs are the worst
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i know, i know
11:00 <partay> i was just thinking about handjobs and bam there you are 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just saying', i've never actually watched it 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> saw the ad then
12:00 <Mew> im already giving you one you're almost done
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <Mew> the curtains won't know what hit em
12:00 <druff> aussies just wasted a review paraty
12:00 <Taco> http://danielhernandez.typepad.com/daniel_hernandez/images/2007/08/24/icecreamtruckdancerssj1.jpg
12:00 <druff> partay*
12:00 <partay> damn
12:00 <Taco> Mew: is that how it happened?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> saw the ad then
12:00 <Mew> im already giving you one you're almost done
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <Mew> the curtains won't know what hit em
12:00 <druff> aussies just wasted a review paraty
12:00 <Taco> http://danielhernandez.typepad.com/daniel_hernandez/images/2007/08/24/icecreamtruckdancerssj1.jpg
12:00 <druff> partay*
12:00 <partay> damn
12:00 <Taco> Mew: is that how it happened?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> um….
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> um….
14:00 <mrdanger> hi kyte
14:00 <Mew> my conception?
14:00 <Mew> yes
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> if dick tastes spicy …. i'd be a lil suss
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> He mr!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
14:00 <mrdanger> poop
14:00 <Taco> JLo likes it spicy
14:00 <Mew> Mr Mr 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch, there ain't no JLo here...
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *raises eyebrow*
14:00 <mrdanger> hi kyte
14:00 <Mew> my conception?
14:00 <Mew> yes
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> if dick tastes spicy …. i'd be a lil suss
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> He mr!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
14:00 <mrdanger> poop
14:00 <Taco> JLo likes it spicy
14:00 <Mew> Mr Mr 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch, there ain't no JLo here...
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *raises eyebrow*
15:00 <Taco> There was
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh?
15:00 <Taco> There was
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh?
16:00 <Taco> She kept talking about her beautiful ben
16:00 <Taco> And how she is better than everyone because she has a tight latino ass
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
16:00 <Taco> Yea that was my other nickname
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how his dick was spicy ?
16:00 <Taco> She kept talking about her beautiful ben
16:00 <Taco> And how she is better than everyone because she has a tight latino ass
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
16:00 <Taco> Yea that was my other nickname
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how his dick was spicy ?
17:00 <milk> mmm healthy
17:00 <Taco> matrix kept private messaging me every day
17:00 <Taco> he says he isn't desperate
17:00 <partay> matrix is really cleo10
17:00 <MysteriousShado> nerdygirl, asl?
17:00 <milk> mmm healthy
17:00 <Taco> matrix kept private messaging me every day
17:00 <Taco> he says he isn't desperate
17:00 <partay> matrix is really cleo10
17:00 <MysteriousShado> nerdygirl, asl?
20:00 <nerdygirl> zzz 
20:00 <Fez> Whats uses more data. Dl an ep of a show n watch or watch straight from online?
20:00 <nerdygirl> zzz 
20:00 <Fez> Whats uses more data. Dl an ep of a show n watch or watch straight from online?
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Much of a muchness really.
21:00 <Taco> Taco
21:00 <MysteriousShado> As long as you don't drop out or close it accidently.
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Much of a muchness really.
21:00 <Taco> Taco
21:00 <MysteriousShado> As long as you don't drop out or close it accidently.
22:00 <Fez> Yea thought it may have been
22:00 <Fez> Yea thought it may have been
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up tiger :P
23:00 <Fez> Fishy
23:00 <mrdanger> woah
23:00 <mrdanger> sexual
23:00 <Taco> Slap mew with trout cause she's never caught one
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up tiger :P
23:00 <Fez> Fishy
23:00 <mrdanger> woah
23:00 <mrdanger> sexual
23:00 <Taco> Slap mew with trout cause she's never caught one
24:00 <Fez> She catches snakes
24:00 <Taco> and eels
24:00 <Fez> No
24:00 <Fez> She catches snakes
24:00 <Taco> and eels
24:00 <Fez> No
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> eels *vomits*
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> eels *vomits*
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fez, you champ
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fez, you champ
37:00 <Fez> Partay. Wicket!!!!!
37:00 <Fez> Woop wopp
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> woop
37:00 <Fez> That too
37:00 <partay> BAM
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
37:00 <Fez> Partay. Wicket!!!!!
37:00 <Fez> Woop wopp
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> woop
37:00 <Fez> That too
37:00 <partay> BAM
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
38:00 <Fez> Fuck off younus
38:00 <Fez> Back to the pavillion
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> doof
38:00 <Fez> U sure?
38:00 <Fez> Fuck off younus
38:00 <Fez> Back to the pavillion
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> doof
38:00 <Fez> U sure?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i… think
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i… think
40:00 <Fez> Good enough
40:00 <Fez> Only some doubt
40:00 <Fez> Or more
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly more
40:00 <Fez> You sure about that?
40:00 <Fez> Good enough
40:00 <Fez> Only some doubt
40:00 <Fez> Or more
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly more
40:00 <Fez> You sure about that?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what options do I have?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what options do I have?
42:00 <Fez> What options you lookin for?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm several
42:00 <Fez> What options you lookin for?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm several
43:00 <Bastardly_One> typical woman
43:00 <Fez> Like good and bad?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> options are good
43:00 <Bastardly_One> bad for you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good for her
43:00 <Fez> Or mediocre aswell?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bad for your mum!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> refer to typical woman
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
43:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
43:00 <Bastardly_One> typical woman
43:00 <Fez> Like good and bad?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> options are good
43:00 <Bastardly_One> bad for you
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good for her
43:00 <Fez> Or mediocre aswell?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bad for your mum!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> refer to typical woman
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
43:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
44:00 <Fez> Ill give kate the option to remove youb1
44:00 <Fez> Ill give kate the option to remove youb1
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot beef injection?
45:00 <Fez> If youre nice
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do i need to be nice?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot beef injection?
45:00 <Fez> If youre nice
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do i need to be nice?
46:00 <Fez> You dont need to be
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action
46:00 <Fez> Its a choice
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda just rock up, fuck then go kinda deal?
46:00 <Fez> Naughty can be good
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> naughty?
46:00 <Fez> Yea mate
46:00 <Fez> You dont need to be
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action
46:00 <Fez> Its a choice
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda just rock up, fuck then go kinda deal?
46:00 <Fez> Naughty can be good
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> naughty?
46:00 <Fez> Yea mate
47:00 <Mew> yeah kate me and my friend caught an eel I thought it was a long piece of seaweed when I pulled it in lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's naughty about that?
47:00 <Mew> they're creepy fuckers
47:00 <Mew> it constricted around my wrist and tried to end my life but failed
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
47:00 <Fez> A few things kate
47:00 <Mew> yeah kate me and my friend caught an eel I thought it was a long piece of seaweed when I pulled it in lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's naughty about that?
47:00 <Mew> they're creepy fuckers
47:00 <Mew> it constricted around my wrist and tried to end my life but failed
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
47:00 <Fez> A few things kate
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate eels
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are just creepy sea slugs
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate eels
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are just creepy sea slugs
49:00 <Fez> Like b1?
49:00 <Fez> :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1?
49:00 <Fez> Like b1?
49:00 <Fez> :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1?
50:00 <Fez> Bastardly one
50:00 <Mew> I met this girl last week who used to live in NZ and she said at one of the places she worked they'd collect bacon grease and drop it in the water and eels appear from all directions
50:00 <Mew> Its like eel crack
50:00 <Fez> But why?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
50:00 <Mew> And she said she was about to jump in one time but was on her rags and decided not to in case they thought it was like bacon grease 
50:00 <Mew> lmao
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love bacon grease! 
50:00 <Fez> And bacon?
50:00 <Fez> Bastardly one
50:00 <Mew> I met this girl last week who used to live in NZ and she said at one of the places she worked they'd collect bacon grease and drop it in the water and eels appear from all directions
50:00 <Mew> Its like eel crack
50:00 <Fez> But why?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
50:00 <Mew> And she said she was about to jump in one time but was on her rags and decided not to in case they thought it was like bacon grease 
50:00 <Mew> lmao
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love bacon grease! 
50:00 <Fez> And bacon?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but mostly just bacon
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the short cut bits
51:00 <partay> and Mew manages the tmi again
51:00 <Fez> Lols
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Mew> yeah short cut is badass
51:00 <Fez> Rag talks fine
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, eels and swimming
51:00 <partay> if mew shows me her boobs all will be forgiven
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it quite literally is making me cringe 
51:00 <Fez> Sure
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but mostly just bacon
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the short cut bits
51:00 <partay> and Mew manages the tmi again
51:00 <Fez> Lols
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Mew> yeah short cut is badass
51:00 <Fez> Rag talks fine
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, eels and swimming
51:00 <partay> if mew shows me her boobs all will be forgiven
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it quite literally is making me cringe 
51:00 <Fez> Sure
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> party - cock out
52:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 its out 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> p a r t a y *
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> allegedly 
52:00 <Fez> Cant deny the womenz partay
52:00 <Fez> I dont get requests. Im safe
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> party - cock out
52:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 its out 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> p a r t a y *
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> allegedly 
52:00 <Fez> Cant deny the womenz partay
52:00 <Fez> I dont get requests. Im safe
53:00 <Fez> Hows this cricket
53:00 <Fez> Hows this cricket
54:00 <Fez> Come on siddler
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it's the size?
54:00 <Fez> Come on siddler
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it's the size?
55:00 <Fez> Prolly
55:00 <Fez> Mins bitesize
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
55:00 <Fez> Cute n small
55:00 <Fez> Doesnt get in the way
55:00 <Fez> Prolly
55:00 <Fez> Mins bitesize
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
55:00 <Fez> Cute n small
55:00 <Fez> Doesnt get in the way
56:00 <Fez> Shrinkage isnt an issue
56:00 <Fez> Lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> wb mew
56:00 <Fez> Shrinkage isnt an issue
56:00 <Fez> Lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> wb mew
57:00 <Mew> lmao I got so offended before I realised I got dcd
57:00 <Mew> <Mew> what's it called when its got the shortcut bit and the long skinny bit
57:00 <Mew> <Mew> GUYS
57:00 <Mew> I thought everyone was ignoring me
57:00 <Maurice> Do you mean bacon?
57:00 <Mew> lmao I got so offended before I realised I got dcd
57:00 <Mew> <Mew> what's it called when its got the shortcut bit and the long skinny bit
57:00 <Mew> <Mew> GUYS
57:00 <Mew> I thought everyone was ignoring me
57:00 <Maurice> Do you mean bacon?
58:00 <Fez> Yes really
58:00 <Maurice> Think it's middle
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> middle rasher 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the crappy fattty bit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate it
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I only eat the….. short cut bit
58:00 <Fez> Yes really
58:00 <Maurice> Think it's middle
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> middle rasher 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the crappy fattty bit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate it
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I only eat the….. short cut bit
59:00 <Mew> oh yeah that's it 
59:00 <Fez> The hard bits cool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
59:00 <Fez> Yes
59:00 <Mew> the hard bits shit
59:00 <Mew> chuck it in the pit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
59:00 <Maurice> My cat gets the fatty bits
59:00 <Mew> oh yeah that's it 
59:00 <Fez> The hard bits cool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
59:00 <Fez> Yes
59:00 <Mew> the hard bits shit
59:00 <Mew> chuck it in the pit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
59:00 <Maurice> My cat gets the fatty bits
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