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00:00 <BlackDevil> did you know you can get ebola from the internet?
06:00 <bee_girl> Heh
10:00 <Saemon> bee_girl hey hey gurlfrend
10:00 <Saemon> s'appnin sistah?
11:00 <bee_girl> Goodness I thought that was another language to start 
11:00 <bee_girl> Good Saemon and u?
11:00 <Saemon> lol its street talk
11:00 <Saemon> im good thanks
11:00 <Saemon> about to go out clubbin
11:00 <Saemon> waiting for my mates to come pick me up
12:00 <bee_girl> Cool 
12:00 <p0p-dog> I don't point at the evil and pain of existence with the finger of reproach. But rather, entertain the hope that life shall one day become more evil and more full of suffering than it has ever been - Nietzsche
14:00 <p0p-dog> Lo I teach you the Superman! He is the sea in which your great contempt can drown
19:00 <GoldSpade> sorry crip
20:00 <British^Meat> oh em gee
20:00 <British^Meat> u animal
21:00 <mrdanger> im cool
22:00 <British^Meat> prove it
22:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10473616_831070090288744_6039568442776905646_n.jpg?oh=16c15127acfde7ccbd8dca46d9ed3e66&oe=54C6522F&__gda__=1422931955_76bd1d5ba6cfc4b28d3c9bd77b81220d
23:00 <British^Meat> poor girl :)
23:00 <Yilmaz> When Saemon says he is going clubbing, it means he is going to wander the streets and get clubbed by drunks. 
25:00 <British^Meat> i wonder which club he is going too
25:00 <British^Meat> its awfully late
25:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2IJbl9SPho
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gemineye - What Are You Fighting For on Def Jam Poetry (May 31, 2013) 1:53 - Category: Education - 15,217 views - 257 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
25:00 <mrdanger> there you go bm, proved
25:00 <mrdanger> bam
28:00 <British^Meat> no idea what i just saw, but ok
28:00 <British^Meat> i believe
29:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Lec3m1pLY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obsession - Animotion (HQ Audio) (Nov 23, 2007) - Category: Music - - 6,358 likes 90 dislikes
29:00 <Yilmaz> Sif not Watsky. 
31:00 <p0p-dog> who do you want me to be, to make you sleep with me?
32:00 <British^Meat> my wife?
32:00 <BlackDevil> i hate ingrown pubes
33:00 <p0p-dog> my condolences
34:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0C3DHp36zc
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel - Digging In The Dirt (Apr 9, 2012) 5:30 - Category: Music - 801,023 views - 4,207 likes (98.3%), 74 dislikes (1.7%)
35:00 <British^Meat> who is pop dog?
35:00 <British^Meat> another weirdo?
35:00 <British^Meat> or just youtube guy?
35:00 <p0p-dog> who the fuck is British^Meat?
35:00 <British^Meat> im British^Meat 
35:00 <p0p-dog> motherfucker.
35:00 <British^Meat> and always have been
36:00 <British^Meat> who are you MATE?
36:00 <p0p-dog> >:|
37:00 <British^Meat> ????
40:00 <p0p-dog> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts78Gg6RRHc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel Growing up (Apr 1, 2009) 4:44 - Category: Music - 89,733 views - 350 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
41:00 <couleurs> i'm youtube guy
42:00 <British^Meat> nah
42:00 <British^Meat> you're ps4 guy
42:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
42:00 <Fez> Huh
42:00 <British^Meat> i dont know if this new guy is youtube guy
43:00 <British^Meat> but he is pasting the same links as last night, which seems really strange
44:00 <p0p-dog> moving inside of your space
48:00 <Fez>  Huh
07:00 <milk> I'm having an emotion
07:00 <milk> I am
07:00 <milk> I am having an emotion.... 
07:00 <milk> I think
07:00 <milk> yes
07:00 <milk> no
07:00 <milk> wait
07:00 <milk> yes I think I am
07:00 <milk> could be a solar flare, but I think I'm having an emotion
09:00 <doctor> stewed clam
10:00 <p0p-dog> In industrial cities like Manchester - that's where they get the term for bedsheets etc. They had cotton mills to make them in Manchester
11:00 <British^Meat> manchester sux
11:00 <p0p-dog> workers were like slaves
12:00 <p0p-dog> they didn't have laws about how many hours you have to work or children working
13:00 <DrGore> the good old days
14:00 <p0p-dog> because children aren't as smart as adults, they'd get their arms taken off by machinery and shit
16:00 <Maurice> I beg to differ, one of my kids is smarter than the majority of this channel
16:00 <DrGore> mums alwasy say that
16:00 <DrGore> err
16:00 <Maurice> Nope, this kid really is
16:00 <DrGore> i think I just prooved her point
16:00 <Maurice> His common sense lacks though
16:00 <DrGore> pehjpskdfh
16:00 <p0p-dog> perhaps Maurice's kid can run the cotten-mils for us?
16:00 <Maurice> Hes 11 and learning how to code and build 3d games
17:00 <Saemon> pffft Maurice if he's so smart, then ask him what my great grandma's name is
17:00 <Maurice> He knows that, you stupid twat
17:00 <Maurice> All of his great grandparents are still alive
18:00 <p0p-dog> apparently with every generation they get about 10 iq points smarter
18:00 <Saemon> ...did you read what i typed correctly?
18:00 <Maurice> Like I said his common sense lacks, like when he asked was our dog born in China because his breed is chinese but he was actually born in our backyard
19:00 <British^Meat> street smarts
20:00 <Saemon> what exactly is 'street smarts' exactly?
20:00 <p0p-dog> 'Give me the boy at 8 and I'll show you the man'
20:00 <British^Meat> Dan the man
21:00 <Saemon> street smarts is just a term dumb ppl use to make themselves feel better
22:00 <Saemon> "oh i failed proper education and dropped out at yr 8, but hey, at least ive got street smarts"
22:00 <p0p-dog> Everyone has intelligence
22:00 <British^Meat> Y A R P
22:00 <p0p-dog> depends how it's directed
22:00 <Saemon> one only needs to be street smart if they plan on livin it rough n tough on the streets as a begger, hooker or drug dealer or someshit
22:00 <Saemon> and if u have to resort to that
22:00 <Saemon> then you've pretty much failed at proper life already
23:00 <Maurice> Or you're Saemon
23:00 <Saemon> no, because thank god for centrelink
23:00 <Saemon> i dont have to resort to those "careers" i listed
24:00 <Saemon> if there was no centrelink supporting me financially, then out of the 3
24:00 <Saemon> i would probably be a begger or hooker lol
25:00 <Saemon> im not tough enough to be a drug dealer, in case someone wants to cheat me, run me off my turf etc
25:00 <Maurice> Nobody would pay you, either way
25:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <p0p-dog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzhAKtEzY0
26:00 <Saemon> im sure there would be some sickos out there willing pay me to drink their diarrhea from a cup or someshit like that
28:00 <British^Meat> I didnt know amadeus was american
32:00 <Saemon> British^Meat 
33:00 <Saemon> whoops
33:00 <Saemon> i meant Bastardly_One
33:00 <Saemon> oi
33:00 <Saemon> ive got news
34:00 <p0p-dog> it's easy to gamble everything when you've got nothing to lose
35:00 <British^Meat> deep
35:00 <Bastardly_One>  what?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of gambling I was about to to a drinking comp in Watch_Dogs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> actually not too bad of a game on the PS4
36:00 <p0p-dog> when you're young you don't have much to lose
36:00 <Maurice> Everything I've read says thats shit
36:00 <Saemon> they breaking up the wyatt family
37:00 <Saemon> luke harper is gona get a huge singles push
37:00 <Saemon> which is odd, he hasnt proven his mic promo skills yet
37:00 <p0p-dog> why isn't there a movement called 'masculism' ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, it's not got the most substance in the world but I like the concept
38:00 <Maurice> I don't play any of the consoles we have, but I do my research before buying games and my research tells me you got suckered in
38:00 <Maurice> Even my buy and sell page tells me that due to the amount of people selling it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
39:00 <Maurice> YOU DON
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind it ...
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I DON!
39:00 <p0p-dog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0C3DHp36zc Peter Gabriel - Digging in the dirt
39:00 <British^Meat> it certainly dropped off of the radar pretty quickly
40:00 <Bastardly_One> DLC came out for it on Sept 30th
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not awesome ... it's ... ok
40:00 <Maurice> Ok legit question, it's been about a million hours since I first saw you mention your ps4, how many more days will we endure?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> only a couple of days 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully
41:00 <Yilmaz> Are you even aware of how often you are dropping PS4 B1? 
41:00 <Maurice> Every 3 lines?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> until Maurice mentioned it
42:00 <Maurice> How much did you pay for the console on its own, or even console plus game
42:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/25177576/fish-with-human-teeth-caught-by-russian-angler/
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the console was with AC IV and The Last of Us Remastered for $499
42:00 <Saemon> According to the Mirror expert Gennady Dvorykankin did an autopsy on the fish to determine the species and an explanation for the teeth. "We are convinced it is a member of the Piranha family, and that it is a herbivore piranha, not one of the meat eating ones you see in films.
42:00 <Maurice> Coz even on preorder we only paid about 540 with 2 games
42:00 <Yilmaz> I still cannot identify a good enough reason to update from the PS3 yet. 
42:00 <Maurice> You got ripped
43:00 <Saemon> well, MY expert opinion is that some horny cunt on a fishing trip fucked a fish and then threw it back into the water
43:00 <Yilmaz> Did you get yours from EB games B1? 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh JB 
43:00 <Maurice> EB price match
43:00 <Saemon> said fish for preggers, and voila, fish with human teeth
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just as much of a rip
43:00 <Maurice> Ive been refunded from EB by price matching
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in the cuntry remember
43:00 <British^Meat> Mmm, not a great deal out there for these new consoles yet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> O left out on purpose
44:00 <British^Meat> cept wii u, wii u for lyf :P
44:00 <Maurice> We got both new consoles and I'm ready to smash both of them
44:00 <Maurice> The fights they cause, ugh
44:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon, meet Ana_Ng. Ana_Ng, meet Saemon. You are both about as welcome as each other when you log into #melbourne. You should PM each other and as a result keep your in channel interaction to a minimum. You'll be great friends.
44:00 <British^Meat> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish you didn't mind games to give me a comparison between the systems
45:00 <Maurice> I said I do the research
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I might fall for the BF hype next
45:00 <Maurice> I just got my kids disney infinity 2.0
45:00 <Maurice> For xbox one, they have the orig for ps3
45:00 <Yilmaz> When my first PS3 blew up I asked Ethan what he thought since he plays it the most. He skyped his mates and asked them what their thoughts were, done some research, came back a day later and said "The PS3 is good enough, let's stay with that." 
45:00 <Maurice> Ps3 figs can be used in toybox on xbox one
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just killing time until Nov 16th now
46:00 <British^Meat> smash bros doing the whole figurins thing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then I can re-assume my GTA Online obession
46:00 <British^Meat> kinda excite
47:00 <British^Meat> dont u have watchdogs on ps3?
48:00 <British^Meat> and TLOU?
48:00 <British^Meat> And GTAV??
48:00 <Maurice> We have the old crappy 80gb ps3
48:00 <Maurice> Plus the 500gb
48:00 <p0p-dog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk Katy Perry - This is how we do
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll sell the PS3 and the games when that comes out
48:00 <Maurice> We have 2, one in the shed, one in my eldest boys room
48:00 <Bastardly_One> get 50 cents for it
49:00 <Maurice> Xbox one and ps4 in the loungeroom and wii in the other devil spawns bedroom
49:00 <British^Meat> so the games u have on PS4 u already had on ps3?
49:00 <British^Meat> Egads man
49:00 <Saemon> too much game consoles
49:00 <Saemon> first world problems
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah doubling up on games is a bit ridic
50:00 <p0p-dog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk Katy Perry - This is how we do
50:00 <British^Meat> pop dog u already spammed that one
50:00 <Saemon> i miss the days when life and lifes problems was simple
50:00 <Maurice> The only games here that are doubled up is stupid minecraft
50:00 <British^Meat> let me finish watching it before you spam another one
50:00 <Saemon> like, how are we gona find a deer to hunt
50:00 <Saemon> in time for dinner
50:00 <Saemon> some shit like that
51:00 <simba> shut up Saemon
51:00 <simba> dickhead
52:00 <p0p-dog> that everything recurs is the closest approximation of a world becoming to a world being
52:00 <Maurice> Lol 'Paul isnt an ass man' 'Why would this prick buy the car, if he doesn't appreciate the features'
54:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/LsGcalrFoN8
55:00 <Saemon> omg i craving something chocolatey soooooo much
55:00 <simba> Muslims headbanging to pantera
55:00 <doctor> allahu akbar pantera
56:00 <Saemon> bismallah inshallah warabakutah
08:00 <Saemon> hrm
09:00 <Saemon> wat is the meaning of life?
09:00 <Saemon> to come on irc and waste time it seems
10:00 <Saemon> get out there
18:00 <Yilmaz> I can spend HOURS updating LinkedIn. 
20:00 <DrGore> 42
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna get this on Monday if I can find it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://au.ign.com/articles/2014/09/26/middle-earth-shadow-of-mordor-review
28:00 <DrGore> looks crap
29:00 <Saemon> lol b1 was that the roman reigns pre-spear battle cry?
31:00 <simba> lol linked in wants to know where i work
31:00 <simba> is this like facebook for people who love their jobs
31:00 <simba> and want to share it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> looks awesome but I'm not paying as much as they want for it when it comes out
31:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a networking site for work
31:00 <Saemon> "Talion’s spirit is then bound to an amnesiac elf ghost"
31:00 <Saemon> .........
33:00 <Saemon> all these 'expanded universe' games based upon the tolkien/jackson universe
33:00 <Saemon> is ruining its legacy
34:00 <Saemon> just like how ric flair and hulk hogan are ruining their own legacys
34:00 <Saemon> by refusing to realise its time to step out of the spotlight
42:00 <p0p-dog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfjvSNfUrh4
44:00 <p0p-dog> Growing up, looking for a place to live
47:00 <p0p-dog> Moving inside of your space
51:00 <simba> lolllllllllll
51:00 <simba> get these fucken bots out of here pollock
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53:00 <Iselle> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpA
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53:00 <Henri> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpA
53:00 <Pilar> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAm
53:00 <Carlotta> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmS
53:00 <mehdi> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAm
53:00 <Xavier> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAm
53:00 <Yilmaz> lol
54:00 <p0p-dog> Moving inside of your space
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fun times
57:00 <Yilmaz> simba: I wouldn't say it's like facebook ... it's more like an online resume where you can add people as "Connections" to expose yourself to people you would otherwise never meet.
58:00 <Yilmaz> It does have functions though that if you wanted to, you could use it like facebook but it's not its primary function. 
59:00 <Yilmaz> It's an annoying website that is always trying to get you to upgrade and add new people to your connections but it helped me get the job I have now so I can't knock it too much.
00:00 <simba> kool
03:00 <simba> http://blog.prnewswire.com/2011/05/26/public-relations-professional-networking-using-linkedin-for-pr/
05:00 <Yilmaz> lol
05:00 <Morgan> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSp
05:00 <Simon> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmS
05:00 <Wendy> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpA
06:00 <bLaZiNg^DuCk> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSp
07:00 <Kirk> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmS
17:00 <Jova> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSp
17:00 <Ignacio> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSp
17:00 <shit> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAm
17:00 <murd> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAm
17:00 <Victor> 4Attack the SpammeRz!! spAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmspAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAmSpAm
20:00 <Yilmaz> They are dedicated tonight. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> are we having fun yet?
26:00 <Yilmaz> I am having a coffee to push me over the line. Daylight savings starts tomorrow. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I alway get confused which way it goes
34:00 <Bastardly_One> forward right?
35:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah forward an hour at 2am Sunday morning. 
42:00 <Yilmaz> Welcome back Ana_Ng. Your new BFF Saemon appears to have gone to bed.
42:00 <Ana_Ng> darnit
48:00 <Yilmaz> I know you will miss him.
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm already crying on the inside
58:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwww
58:00 <Yilmaz> You sure that's not your liquid like floppy boobs seeping out of your bra? 
01:00 <Ana_Ng> your fantasy life is broad and amazing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and now what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to wind down ... I
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I
01:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been awake 27hrs so far
03:00 <Yilmaz> Turn the playstation off and go to bed.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I will shortly believe me 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> got some stuff to do today
03:00 <Yilmaz> I need to write 300+ words on Reflective Writing. 
04:00 <Yilmaz> Might just do some reading instead.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't an essay kind of reflective anyway?
05:00 <Yilmaz> No. 
06:00 <Yilmaz> At this point of my learning the closest I can describe "Reflective Writing" as that internal monologue that some people have with themselves when evaluating decisions/choices etc. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
07:00 <Yilmaz> Got 1500 words due in a few weeks too.  Keeping me busy researching for that. 
09:00 <Yilmaz> Language is not neutral. It shapes people’s thinking, assumptions and values; it privileges some voices and silences
09:00 <Yilmaz> others.
10:00 <Yilmaz> ^ 1500 words on that.
11:00 <Ana_Ng> easy
11:00 <Yilmaz> I never said it was difficult. 
12:00 <Ana_Ng> okay, then why are you drama queening it up
12:00 <Yilmaz> Not sure how you got there.
13:00 <Ana_Ng> 6 posts
13:00 <Ana_Ng> ^ 2 words on that
13:00 <Yilmaz> I've talked about 2 different things in those 6 posts. 
15:00 <Yilmaz> tsk tsk tsk you need to not be so keen to try and take me down Ana_Ng. 
17:00 <Yilmaz> Serious question time Ana_Ng.  Do you consider yourself a Democrat or a Republican? 
18:00 <Yilmaz> Isn't Palin governor of Alaska? 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> 1. undeclared
28:00 <Ana_Ng> 2. not anymore
28:00 <Yilmaz> Politically apathetic? 
28:00 <Ana_Ng> 3. you insulted my breasts, so just trying to tunnel my way down to your level
28:00 <Yilmaz> I described your breasts. You chose to find it insulting. 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> no, very active. here's the deal
29:00 <Ana_Ng> primary elections are governed by the parties
29:00 <Yilmaz> Nobody can insult another person unless the second party allows themselves to be insulted. 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are dem, you vote dem
29:00 <Ana_Ng> i never said i was insulted
30:00 <Yilmaz> You just said I insulted you breasts. 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> Yilmaz: You sure that's not your liquid like floppy boobs seeping out of your bra?
30:00 <Yilmaz> I know what I said. 
30:00 <Ana_Ng> that's an insult. do you want me to take a poll?
30:00 <Ana_Ng> do you think people will say it's a compliment
31:00 <Ana_Ng> or just a pointless observation made by someone who has no real experience with my boobs
31:00 <Ana_Ng> anyway
31:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are dem, you vote dem
31:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are rep, you vote rep
31:00 <Yilmaz> Probably the second option, which only reinforces my point that it's a comment that can only be insulting if you choose to allow it to be.
31:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are independent, the parties decide if you can vote for them or not
32:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are undeclared, you can vote whichever ballot you choose
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i vote strategically
32:00 <Yilmaz> So if you are a registered dem then your vote will always go to them, no matter what your views may be from time to time? 
32:00 <Yilmaz> That is crazy. 
33:00 <Yilmaz> I can be a registered member of a party here and vote for the other party if their policies better suit me. 
34:00 <Yilmaz> Rand Paul vs Hillary Clinton in 2016 you reckon? 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> only in the primary elections
34:00 <Ana_Ng> in the general elections, you can vote for anyone
34:00 <Ana_Ng> the primaries are for the parties to choose their candidates
35:00 <Yilmaz> We don't have anything that equates to your primary elections.
36:00 <Yilmaz> I've been following a youtube channel that is centre/centre-left in political terms. The Young Turks. 
37:00 <Ana_Ng> so are the candidates chosen through party conventions or ?
37:00 <Yilmaz> Their position is in line with mine. It's interesting learning more about the American system and it's problems.
37:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah the parties decide who they put forward to a general election.
38:00 <Yilmaz> I am in awe of how stupid Fox News is over there. 
38:00 <Ana_Ng> well it's a long running joke
38:00 <Ana_Ng> cnn is not much better
38:00 <Yilmaz> It is scary to think people not only watch it ... but they agree with them.
40:00 <Yilmaz> I watched a video of one of their segments trying to stir up a panic over ebola in America.  The doctor is saying there is no reason to be afraid because of how difficult transmission is of the virus, yet the Fox presenters kept at the angle that people should be rioting in the streets in panic.  
40:00 <Ana_Ng> well that's the thing, they already agreed before it
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think it's changed any minds, just reinforced
41:00 <Ana_Ng> if it bleeds, it leads
41:00 <Yilmaz> O'Rielly and Hanity are shocking. 
42:00 <Yilmaz> We are starting to see so many parallels with the American system it is concerning. 
43:00 <Ana_Ng> well if you can make money, content is secondary
43:00 <Ana_Ng> people love shitty movies
43:00 <Yilmaz> We had a liberal democrat give a speech about how generous and wonderful cigarette smokers are.  It then came out that he was paid tens of thousands of dollars by Phillip Morris towards his election campaign. 
44:00 <Yilmaz> We've got politicians who auction off time with them. Whoever has the most money gets their ear.  
45:00 <Yilmaz> We might have to start up a wolf-pac.com thing here soon. 
46:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, but then everyone does it, so there is a point where it evens out
47:00 <Ana_Ng> it's fine as long as it's within the law - and our law allows for a lot of contribution money
50:00 <Yilmaz> Nah I don't think having politicians serving business interest primarily is a good idea at all. 
50:00 <Yilmaz> There is a movement in America to have a constitutional amendment made to get money out of politics. 
51:00 <Ana_Ng> that won't happen
51:00 <Ana_Ng> one of the roles of congress is to regulate commerce
51:00 <Ana_Ng> businesses are owned by people who are constituents
52:00 <Ana_Ng> our govt has to ensure a market where businesses can succeed, and can also be regulated
53:00 <Ana_Ng> so their constituents can get jobs, buy stuff, pay taxes
54:00 <Yilmaz> Republicans want to remove regulation. 
54:00 <Yilmaz> I've seen some of their views on "free market economies" and they are fantasy land. 
01:00 <Ana_Ng> well everyone pulls a bit extra to to their side in order to get a so-called compromise
01:00 <Ana_Ng> libertarians are far more anti-regulation
03:00 <Ana_Ng> there needs to be some, for sure, but sometimes we take it too far
34:00 <Ana_Ng> the milk of sighs
35:00 <milk> just trying to figure out how to enjoy life
37:00 <Ana_Ng> when you figure it out
37:00 <Ana_Ng> let me know
58:00 <YoJi> hi
59:00 <YoJi> is anyone here?
00:00 <milk> heya
01:00 <milk> the early glow of dawn is upon us
02:00 <YoJi> lol
02:00 <YoJi> good morning :)
04:00 <YoJi> chadzone
10:00 <BlackDevil> lol
10:00 <Goldy> sup dude
11:00 <BlackDevil> stoned
12:00 <Goldy> wouldnt mind some... 
14:00 <Goldy> what are you doing today?
16:00 <Goldy> ugghhhhh
16:00 <Goldy> so borredddd......
16:00 <BlackDevil> getting stoned
17:00 <Goldy> enjoy 
33:00 <BlackDevil> can i cum in you milk?
39:00 <Fez> Bee mate
49:00 <milk> hey hay hay
31:00 <matrix> Hi bm
32:00 <British^Meat> sups
32:00 <matrix> Nothing.    All down today lol
33:00 <British^Meat> damn
33:00 <British^Meat> yer, got asked to work today which is balls
33:00 <British^Meat> usually im just getting up now
33:00 <matrix> I am working this arvo....
33:00 <British^Meat> been up for an hour already
33:00 <matrix> Got a 3pm to 11 on shift
33:00 <British^Meat> itoo nice a day
33:00 <British^Meat> its 31 herer today
34:00 <British^Meat> damn, i got 11 - 7
34:00 <matrix> Yeah today is going to be a shit of a day
34:00 <matrix> ECP phase 2.  Moving all the production servers out of NEW
34:00 <matrix> NDC ffs
35:00 <matrix> Stupid auto correct
36:00 <British^Meat> we should be at the beach mate
36:00 <British^Meat> or at least still in bed
37:00 <British^Meat> or doing nothing at home
37:00 <matrix> Bed is good
37:00 <matrix> Beach is good
45:00 <matrix> Well this is exciting
46:00 <BlackDevil> matrix
46:00 <BlackDevil> sit on my dick
46:00 <matrix> No thanks
46:00 <matrix> :-)
52:00 <matrix> Dick are messy things
52:00 <matrix> They just squirting this stuck stuff out and make a huge mess
52:00 <matrix> Sticky tuff*
52:00 <matrix> Oh ffs you knkw what I mean
53:00 <Fez> Piss aint sticky
53:00 <Fez> Idunno actually
53:00 <Fez> I imagine it isnt
53:00 <matrix> The other stuff is sticky though
54:00 <matrix> And piss still makes a mess
55:00 <British^Meat> *SIGH* i guess its that time
56:00 <doctor> ride on time
56:00 <matrix> Ello doc
56:00 <matrix> Ciao BY
56:00 <doctor> morning matrix
56:00 <matrix> BM even
57:00 <matrix> So boring here this morning
57:00 <doctor> morning are never boring for me
57:00 <doctor> but i do get the afternoon demons
58:00 <matrix> Working this arvo so I won't be bored then
58:00 <doctor> is it exciting work?
00:00 <matrix> Server relocations.   Closing down NDC and moving to DO
00:00 <matrix> Oh ffs DC1
01:00 <doctor> sounds far ahead from my pay grade
01:00 <matrix> Lol its ahead of mine too lol but I still have to do it :-P
11:00 <matrix> How does one keep a conversation flowing
21:00 <matrix> Hello ricchhee
25:00 <matrix> Well I will shut up now
31:00 <matrix> Well I have tried and failed
31:00 <matrix> Must be time to head back to reality
50:00 <matrix> Ello ducati
50:00 <mr_ducati> ello
53:00 <BlackDevil> what movie should we watch together matrix?
53:00 <BlackDevil> Xman? or Sex tape?
54:00 <[DoC]> Spit On Your Grave.
54:00 <[DoC]> Lol
26:00 <doctor> ISIS are pretty piss poor. Can only kill unarmed civilians, journalists or aid workers
28:00 <doctor> Who'd want to spend an eternity with Allah in heaven if you have to coexist amongst those guys
29:00 <GrEmLiNz> i think you just summed up the definition of 'terriost'
30:00 <MrMark> boo!
32:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
32:00 <Lumeah> :p
33:00 <MrMark> ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
33:00 <dinogy> just waiting for one of the ebola victims to join the IS 
33:00 <MrMark> i reckon
33:00 <Lumeah> Yup 
33:00 <MrMark> an ebola and bird flu terrorist
34:00 <Lumeah> So is a terrorist 
38:00 <milk> I'm off to HJ's
11:00 <BlackDevil> iBiZa
31:00 <simba> gee officer krupke.... krup you!
22:00 <Thoth> HEH sweet
22:00 <Nikky`> sssh
22:00 <Thoth> vodafone swapped my pocket wifi modem that I went swimming with
22:00 <Nikky`> Don't ruin the quietness of the channel
23:00 <MrMark> oooer
23:00 <frayedknot> wifi underwater, cool
24:00 <Thoth> brand new one, with a new sim with 3gb :D
25:00 <frayedknot> they swapped it even though you damaged it
25:00 <Thoth> I didn't tell them I damaged it
25:00 <Thoth> I told them it stopped working :D
25:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, you never admit to breaking it
26:00 <Thoth> It was the first time I actually got to use it... had it turned on for like 30 minutes... then went swimming accidently
26:00 <frayedknot> water damage would be pretty obvious
26:00 <Thoth> You'd think but nah
26:00 <Thoth> Not that they even looked at it
26:00 <Nikky`> They usually have kids working weekends, they don't check things properly
26:00 <Thoth> Yeah :D
26:00 <Thoth> Was some bitch
26:00 <Thoth> Looked 17
31:00 <Nikky`> Sooooo nice day
31:00 <simba> 2 hot
31:00 <Nikky`> no it isn/t
31:00 <Nikky`> isn't
31:00 <simba> is 2
32:00 <Thoth> innit aye
34:00 <Thoth> jagerbomb time?
35:00 <Nikky`> No
36:00 <zaim> No
36:00 <Nikky`> oooh look who it is
37:00 <zaim> :D
37:00 <zaim> your knight in not so shiney armor
37:00 <Thoth> okay
37:00 <Thoth> is it jagerbomb time now?
37:00 <Thoth> are we there yet?
37:00 <Nikky`> That you are zaim
44:00 <Nikky`> How was work zaim?
46:00 <Thoth> aight fuck you and your picard
46:00 <Thoth> jagerbomb sluts
46:00 <Nikky`> what the
47:00 <Thoth> do you even?
49:00 <MrMark> we all pissed off our faces yet?
49:00 <Thoth> jagerbomb
49:00 <Digerati> not yet
49:00 <Digerati> thoth, sup
49:00 <Thoth> well I did the shopping, so I think my chores for this week are over
50:00 <Digerati> i downloaded "from paris with love" it's with john travolta
50:00 <Thoth> There were so many stupid poor people at westfield
50:00 <MrMark> chores
50:00 <Digerati> hate chores
51:00 <Thoth> Yea I call them chores cause the wifes bitching makes them seem harder
51:00 <Lumeah> Nope are u MrMark? 
52:00 <Thoth> Are you jagerbombing?
55:00 <MrMark> nah not pissed yet...........
58:00 <Thoth> jagerbomb
01:00 <Digerati> dont like jager, bit to sweet
02:00 <Thoth> you like wine so your opinion is invalid
02:00 <Digerati> i am not drinking wine latey
02:00 <Digerati> lately
03:00 <Digerati> occasionally i drink beer
07:00 <MrMark> scotch!!
08:00 <Digerati> <Digerati whispers to doctor>temptation leads to sin..
08:00 <Digerati> :) rofl
08:00 <Digerati> i meant to send that to the room
08:00 <Digerati> fkn whisper button
08:00 <Digerati> scotch is soooo sinful ! :)
09:00 <Digerati> get drunk on wine !
09:00 <MrMark> scotch is super evil..........but i love it
09:00 <Digerati> jesus drank and partied with magdalene all nioght lonh
10:00 <MrMark> i reckon he did
10:00 <Digerati> i got heaps of bottles of scotch in the cellar
10:00 <Digerati> aint touched them in months
11:00 <Digerati> mostly for guests
11:00 <MrMark> ill cum help u drink them
11:00 <Digerati> yeah, and how the fuck will you get back home ? :)
11:00 <Digerati> lol
11:00 <Digerati> genius
11:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrr
11:00 <MrMark> i always make it home
12:00 <Digerati> yeh right, i always end up paying for the fkn cab
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
12:00 <MrMark> saucy
12:00 <Digerati> fuck i need to get someone to mow the lawn
12:00 <Digerati> damn thing aint been cut in months
13:00 <MrMark> smoke dat grass
13:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
30:00 <Digerati> fkn 120$ to do the lawn
31:00 <Thoth> or you could not be a lazy cunt
31:00 <Digerati> thoth, i got a rod in my back man
31:00 <Digerati> that's why i am on morpheine
31:00 <Thoth> Being a homosexual isn't an excuse
31:00 <Digerati> i dont do recreational drugs
31:00 <Digerati> hehe
31:00 <Digerati> the land is huge
31:00 <Digerati> under a quarter acre
32:00 <Thoth> hmm
32:00 <Digerati> aint mowed it in months
32:00 <Thoth> fair enough
32:00 <Digerati> fkn eucalyptus trees need pruning
32:00 <Thoth> if its the right type of grass...
32:00 <Digerati> they are over 50 feet tall
32:00 <Thoth> annoy the rfs/cfs
32:00 <Digerati> i will use it as mulch
32:00 <Thoth> about your situation
33:00 <Thoth> or maybe go to church and ask the good christian friends of your dad for help
33:00 <Thoth> $0
33:00 <Digerati> lmfao
33:00 <Digerati> i aint religious
33:00 <Digerati> fuck that
33:00 <Digerati> i am the black sheep of the family
34:00 <Digerati> my brother is a priest and married
34:00 <Digerati> he is also a police chaplain
34:00 <Digerati> i mean wtf
34:00 <Digerati> how the fuck do you become a cop and a priest ?
34:00 <Digerati> pontius pilate and priest
34:00 <Digerati> ffs
35:00 <Digerati> rligion is bullshit mate
36:00 <Digerati> i should get a couple of goats
36:00 <Digerati> hire them
36:00 <Digerati> they will fuck eat to the end of time
37:00 <simba> wb BlackDevil
37:00 <simba> lets test u out
37:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/CNgU0VyXkmA
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kode9 & Spaceape - Pictures on the wall (Hyperdub 2014) (Oct 2, 2014) 1:51 - Category: Music - 720 views views - likes dislikes
37:00 <Digerati> sup simba
37:00 <simba> Saturday !!!
37:00 <Digerati> i might do that, get some goats from my dads farm
38:00 <Digerati> going to be fun for the kids in a urban area
38:00 <Digerati> walk them down the park
38:00 <Digerati> council turns a blind eye
38:00 <Digerati> who gives a fuck anyway, do it for a couple of days
39:00 <Digerati> it aint like they are going to eat the whole area
39:00 <Digerati> i live opposite a park and school
39:00 <Digerati> let the goats run free !
39:00 <simba> right
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Digerati> freeee !!!!
40:00 <Digerati> someone gimme a straighjacket
40:00 <simba> how urban can ur area be if ur council wouldnt care about goats
40:00 <Digerati> neighbours would need to complain
40:00 <Digerati> fuck it
40:00 <Digerati> i will do tha
40:00 <simba> u would be seen as a fucking madman
40:00 <Digerati> the grass is too much for jims to mow
41:00 <Digerati> simba, i got leashes
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> an old man with a goat on a leash
41:00 <Digerati> grass is now almost 2 feet tall in my yardf
41:00 <simba> mow it
41:00 <Digerati> i cant
41:00 <Digerati> i can barely walk sometimes with the pain
41:00 <Digerati> i am on morpheine
42:00 <Digerati> had operation
42:00 <Digerati> on back
42:00 <Digerati> rest of me is perfect
42:00 <Digerati> fucked my back doing weights
42:00 <Digerati> feel like a old man
43:00 <Digerati> fuck em
43:00 <Digerati> 120 is ok
43:00 <milk> huffin ether
43:00 <Digerati> got a match ?
43:00 <milk> nah
44:00 <milk> someone stole em
44:00 <simba> stop doin weights 
44:00 <milk> got a couple of bics
44:00 <Digerati> i dont do weights anymore mate
44:00 <Digerati> if i do, i am paralysed
44:00 <Digerati> no more sports for me
45:00 <milk> go hawks
45:00 <Digerati> i am now 120 kilos, 6'4
45:00 <Digerati> obese now
45:00 <Digerati> was 100
45:00 <milk> did you quit smoking?
45:00 <Digerati> well not obese
45:00 <Digerati> dude, trying with the ego kit
45:00 <milk> and start exercising?
45:00 <Digerati> i smoke 10 cigs a day now
45:00 <Digerati> milk, only exercise i do is sauna and spa
46:00 <Digerati> and a bit of swimming
46:00 <Digerati> cant do more than that
46:00 <milk> well there you go
46:00 <Digerati> not vigorous swimming
46:00 <milk> you lost the lustre of youth
46:00 <Digerati> just walking in pool
47:00 <Digerati> my grandaughter landed my head last week and nearly broke my neck
47:00 <Digerati> kand "on" my head
47:00 <Digerati> typo
47:00 <Digerati> diving
47:00 <Digerati> was teaching her how to dive
48:00 <Digerati> perfect way to go, killed by a 5 year old
48:00 <Digerati> rofl
49:00 <Digerati> her mom can teach her that shit
49:00 <Digerati> i got a few bronze medals in swimming, and did surf
49:00 <Digerati> but damn
50:00 <Digerati> this ecig is nice
50:00 <Digerati> i am going to buy a nice hookah
50:00 <Digerati> i want an iraqi hookah
50:00 <Digerati> friend of mine in the army promised me one
51:00 <simba> fffffffffffffffffffffff
51:00 <Digerati> al-fakr tobacco
51:00 <Digerati> smoke dat shit
51:00 <xm> salaam
51:00 <Digerati> nice smell
51:00 <Digerati> shalom shabat
51:00 <Digerati> what now simba
51:00 <Digerati> tell me
51:00 <Digerati> tell me in pm
51:00 <xm> talitha koum
52:00 <Digerati> shalom
52:00 <Digerati> simba, i am running external script
52:00 <simba> its the loopdigga
52:00 <Digerati> i can see your pm's in main
52:00 <Digerati> pm's dont pop up
52:00 <simba> okay
53:00 <simba> thanx 4 the info
53:00 <simba> i wish to commune with you briefly in private
53:00 <Digerati> than do so :)
58:00 <Thoth> hmm I should prob go fishing on tues
58:00 <Digerati> i love fishing man
58:00 <Thoth> after all the weekend dipshits fuck off and aren't around to scare the fish away
58:00 <Digerati> i got penn stuff only
58:00 <Digerati> i go to maribyrnong river all the time\
58:00 <Digerati> always catch bream
59:00 <Thoth> I'm a trout fisherboy
59:00 <Digerati> dont like fresh water
59:00 <Thoth> I like trout, its a nice fish
59:00 <Digerati> penn stuff ?
59:00 <Thoth> Also you see some good places doing that stuff
59:00 <Digerati> i use penn
00:00 <Thoth> penn?
00:00 <Digerati> penn
00:00 <Thoth> helpful
00:00 <Digerati> it's a name
00:00 <Digerati> it's the best their is
00:00 <Digerati> made in usa
00:00 <Thoth> oh, you mean equipment
00:00 <Thoth> and s/name/brand/
00:00 <Digerati> dont like buying anything chinese
00:00 <Digerati> i am racist
00:00 <Digerati> not...
00:00 <Digerati> rofl
00:00 <Thoth> I haven't actually bought any fishing gear for years
01:00 <Thoth> I stole all mine off the old man
01:00 <Digerati> i will stick with aussie/american/european
01:00 <Digerati> even shimano and daiwa dont please me
01:00 <Thoth> fascinating
01:00 <Digerati> indeed
01:00 <Digerati> shimano make good brakes
01:00 <Digerati> i must admit
02:00 <Thoth> and derailleurs
02:00 <Digerati> i use shimano on my mountain bike
02:00 <Thoth> show me a bike that doesn't have shimano stuff
02:00 <Thoth> they pretty much don't exist
02:00 <Digerati> shimano is the best for bikes
02:00 <Thoth> no
02:00 <Digerati> but not for fishing
02:00 <Thoth> its just there is no competition
02:00 <Digerati> campagnolo ?
03:00 <Digerati> rofl
03:00 <Digerati> come on man
03:00 <Thoth> I said competition
03:00 <Digerati> you are intelligent
03:00 <Digerati> ;)
03:00 <Digerati> jk
03:00 <Digerati> ok comp
03:00 <Digerati> i get it
04:00 <Thoth> I gotta go see my sister and the olds tomorrow
04:00 <Digerati> i got a cannondale, got it secondhand for 200
04:00 <Thoth> pretend I care about the sisters kids
04:00 <Thoth> lame
04:00 <Digerati> my sisters kids are little shits
04:00 <Thoth> tempted to just get really drunk and not go cause I have a hangover
04:00 <Thoth> my sister is a bitch anyway
05:00 <Digerati> my sister dont know law man
05:00 <Digerati> its fucked my mind
05:00 <Digerati> totally
05:00 <Thoth> mine apparently does
05:00 <Digerati> she knows i did ISTA and studied law and worked with cops
05:00 <Thoth> she keeps saying she's a solicitor, cause she has the degree and a practicing cert
05:00 <Digerati> and she insists she knows it all
05:00 <Thoth> except nobody has ever employed her, nor wants to
05:00 <Thoth> because she's a bitch
05:00 <Digerati> mines worse
05:00 <Digerati> she is a nurse
06:00 <Digerati> i told her to wash my cock
06:00 <Digerati> with her mouth
06:00 <Digerati> she is 58
06:00 <Digerati> no brains
06:00 <Thoth> mines like that aye
06:00 <Thoth> knows everything
06:00 <Thoth> except for everything
06:00 <Digerati> yeah well
07:00 <Digerati> she said "i am the executor of the estate"
07:00 <Thoth> she's married to a douche who has no balls
07:00 <Digerati> when the estate is 50/50
07:00 <Thoth> that said, not sure where the kids came from...
07:00 <Digerati> i said to her, "the TESTATOR is above the executor"
07:00 <Digerati> you know what she said man ?
07:00 <Digerati> in front of the lawyer mind you
07:00 <Thoth> isn't the executor of a will typically named in the will?
08:00 <Digerati> "damn the testator, who the hell is the testator"
08:00 <Digerati> i did the sign of the cross
08:00 <Digerati> and the lawyer laughed
08:00 <Digerati> "the testator is your mother"
08:00 <Digerati> she has the final say
09:00 <Digerati> the person who made out the will
09:00 <Digerati> she went red faced
09:00 <Digerati> and cried
09:00 <Digerati> i was like "god and jesus forgive "me"
09:00 <Thoth> my sister doesn't know but mums will doesn't mention her at all :D
09:00 <Digerati> me... mind you,,, me
09:00 <Digerati> not her
09:00 <Digerati> thoth, that aint good
10:00 <Digerati> family is family
10:00 <Thoth> mum said she's a bitch, and she doesn't trust her, but she trusts that despite the legals, I will be fair and reasonable
10:00 <Thoth> ie. she's not mentioned but please be nice to her
10:00 <Digerati> be fair
10:00 <Digerati> she sublinally said that
10:00 <Digerati> it's ok to give something out
10:00 <Digerati> considering if she did help her mum
11:00 <Digerati> i looked after my mom the most
11:00 <Digerati> but whatever
12:00 <Digerati> i even had to do Saint Johns
12:00 <milk> my dad pays for my brothers business and drug habit, and my sisters same. I pay rent and I'm cut out of the will
12:00 <milk> ;)
13:00 <Thoth> moron
13:00 <Digerati> fuck that
13:00 <Thoth> you could be doing drugs right now
13:00 <Digerati> sorry to hear that but
13:00 <Thoth> why aren't you?
13:00 <Digerati> the only drugs i do, are not "recreational" nor illegal
13:00 <Digerati> so my sister shut her mouth
13:00 <Thoth> you only have see the druggy lifestyle to be repulsed aye
13:00 <milk> I'm on medication
14:00 <Digerati> i am on oxy and seroquel
14:00 <milk> cool
14:00 <milk> how about xanax?
14:00 <Digerati> had a back operation
14:00 <Digerati> nah, i will leave that too mikey :)
14:00 <Digerati> xanax and seroquel
14:00 <Thoth> I might have a nap yo
14:00 <Digerati> yeah right
14:00 <Digerati> i was on xanax
14:00 <milk> my name in Micheal "Mike" Mitchell
14:00 <Digerati> xanax is for boys
15:00 <Digerati> i got upgraded to seroquel
15:00 <Digerati> for sleep
15:00 <Digerati> not for mental illness
15:00 <Digerati> private doctor
15:00 <Digerati> they are not on the pbs
15:00 <Digerati> seroquel is not on the pbs
15:00 <Digerati> good luck getting it
15:00 <Digerati> i aint telling you my doctor
15:00 <Digerati> i dont recommend the shit
16:00 <milk> 40mg flupenthixol isn't on pbs either
16:00 <Digerati> 100mg seroquel
16:00 <milk> so someone is paying
16:00 <Digerati> you can split the pill into 4's
16:00 <Digerati> well dude, try sleeping with a rod in ya back
17:00 <Digerati> i nearly did my back totally with weightlifting
17:00 <Digerati> now i am 120 kios, gained 20 kilos
17:00 <Digerati> 100 kilos was solid build
17:00 <Digerati> fat cunt i am now
18:00 <Digerati> 6'4
19:00 <Digerati> and walk like an oldman
19:00 <Digerati> cant use my bike anymore
19:00 <Digerati> which sux
19:00 <Digerati> bmx to mountain bike
20:00 <Digerati> i did bikes for over 30 years
21:00 <Digerati> teaching my young to ride bmx
21:00 <Digerati> malvern star
22:00 <Digerati> http://littlebikeblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/brisbane-malvern-star.jpg
22:00 <Digerati> i have the same bike
23:00 <Digerati> not as perfect as that
23:00 <Digerati> wish i had that one in the photo
23:00 <Digerati> would work on it everyday with singer oil :)
23:00 <Digerati> not to ride
24:00 <Digerati> just to play around with
24:00 <Digerati> sweet bike
24:00 <Digerati> that's from the 70's
24:00 <Digerati> dad bought me one in 1979 :( damn i loved it
25:00 <Digerati> i bought a crappy one recently from op shop
25:00 <Digerati> mine was blue i remember
25:00 <Digerati> with a higher drag bar at the back
27:00 <Digerati> it has footbrakes
27:00 <Digerati> but shit like that is only for display
28:00 <Digerati> something to wipe everyday and oil
28:00 <Digerati> love the spokes to
28:00 <Digerati> aussie bike
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://colombiareports.co/22-year-old-women-uses-potato-contraceptive-device-tolima/
30:00 <Digerati> hahahaha
30:00 <BlackDevil> The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.
30:00 <Digerati> rofl
30:00 <Digerati> ffs
31:00 <Digerati> poor potato
31:00 <Digerati> what a waste of good potato
32:00 <Digerati> i love potatos to
32:00 <Digerati> i boil em
32:00 <Digerati> mashed potato is nice with a bit of pepper and salt
33:00 <Digerati> simba, define pain
33:00 <Digerati> pain is measured in percentage by my beliefs
33:00 <Digerati> from 1 to 100% pain
34:00 <Digerati> 99% pain being close to deatth
34:00 <Digerati> mine is around the 20% now
34:00 <Digerati> and decreasing
34:00 <Digerati> it was around 80% when i cracked my back
34:00 <Digerati> sever
35:00 <Digerati> severe
35:00 <Digerati> 90 is critical
35:00 <BlackDevil> just spent $300 on a new hard drive
35:00 <Digerati> nice
35:00 <Digerati> how many gags ?
35:00 <BlackDevil> 3
35:00 <matrix> 3 what  3tb ???
35:00 <Digerati> 3tb
35:00 <matrix> And you spent 30
35:00 <matrix> 300????
35:00 <Digerati> ffs
35:00 <matrix> What interface
36:00 <Digerati> nobody will pay 300 for 300 gig
36:00 <Digerati> ffs
36:00 <BlackDevil> nah
36:00 <matrix> Scsi sas or data
36:00 <Digerati> his got a 3tb
36:00 <BlackDevil> $64 for 500gb
36:00 <BlackDevil> i dont need tb's
36:00 <Digerati> hmm
36:00 <Digerati> pl
36:00 <BlackDevil> just vd's
36:00 <matrix> Cause can get 3tb wb red for 156
36:00 <BlackDevil> lol
36:00 <Digerati> ok
36:00 <BlackDevil> !
36:00 <simba> i do i need a new 2tb
36:00 <Digerati> i got a 5tb
36:00 <matrix> Wd*
37:00 <Digerati> only because i want to fill it with movies
37:00 <Digerati> making a media center
37:00 <matrix> I got 6 3tb wd reds in my nas/server
37:00 <Digerati> going to take ages to organise it but
37:00 <Digerati> nas is niceee
37:00 <Digerati> firewire ?
38:00 <matrix> Network connected with 10gb ether net
40:00 <matrix> The new wd reds though are sucky with firmware
40:00 <matrix> Wd have put the same idle timeout as their green drives
40:00 <matrix> So have to modify it
43:00 <simba> c u tomorrow irc
50:00 <matrix> Hi any changes
50:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
50:00 <matrix> Hi amychang
50:00 <amychang> hi..
51:00 <matrix> How are you
51:00 <amychang> i am well and you
51:00 <matrix> All good here thanks :-)
51:00 <matrix> What's been happening?
52:00 <Digerati> matrix do you know any mp4 to dvd that is freeware ?
52:00 <Digerati> windoze
52:00 <FredFlinstone> visual hub?
52:00 <matrix> Would have to Google but there are a lot of conversion tools around
52:00 <matrix> Doesn't windows mp do it?
52:00 <Digerati> not really
52:00 <Digerati> might try
53:00 <matrix> I'll do some research
55:00 <Digerati> hope it does
55:00 <Digerati> it only does avi
56:00 <Digerati> most of all yify is done in mp4
56:00 <Digerati> have to convert mp4 to avi
56:00 <Digerati> sounds a bit silly
56:00 <Digerati> but yeah
56:00 <Digerati> considering that mp4 is avi
56:00 <matrix> Mp4 is handled by win7 and above out of the box
56:00 <matrix> Mp4 is a standard container
57:00 <Digerati> cant see it handling it here
57:00 <matrix> Google will bring up a heap of results
57:00 <Digerati> but it is encoding it
57:00 <matrix> Depending on your pc may take time
58:00 <Digerati> going to need to buy a external burner for this shit
58:00 <Digerati> dont want to put too much strain on the laptops cdrom
59:00 <Digerati> but fuck... it will take ages
59:00 <Digerati> maybe a hour
02:00 <matrix> It's the encoding that is the issue
02:00 <matrix> Not pressure on the burner
24:00 <matrix> Heya Nessy
24:00 <matrix> How's ya doing
25:00 <matrix> Hi doctor
32:00 <ness> hi
32:00 <doctor> afternoon
36:00 <Digerati> matrix, it takes fucking ages to go from avi to dvd man, better doing "off the fly" and pray that the dvd player will read it
37:00 <matrix> It does take ages decoding unless you have a super fast pc
37:00 <Digerati> if i do just a burn off the mpeg to a dvd-r disc, it will burn it in 5 mins
38:00 <matrix> Laptops tend to be slow 
38:00 <matrix> Yeah
38:00 <Digerati> yeah, this ones just a duo core
38:00 <matrix> But the did has to play megs
38:00 <matrix> Mpegs
38:00 <matrix> Most do though
38:00 <Digerati> thats what i mean
38:00 <Digerati> mine dont, the player is almost 20 years old
38:00 <Digerati> its the same size almost as a vhd
39:00 <Digerati> vhs
39:00 <Digerati> pioneer
39:00 <matrix> May do
39:00 <matrix> Pioneer always had good features
39:00 <Digerati> it costed me 700 back then
39:00 <Digerati> i also got a laserdisc player
40:00 <Digerati> got heaps of movies on laserdiscc
40:00 <Digerati> the size of a record
40:00 <Digerati> lp
41:00 <matrix> Yep
41:00 <Digerati> oh, its encoding the mpeg
41:00 <Digerati> so it aint burning yet right ?
41:00 <matrix> I use to work with associated leisure industries.  We had a few arcade ma Hines that used those disc's
41:00 <matrix> Machines even
41:00 <Digerati> i got wargames on laserdisc
41:00 <Digerati> i framed it
42:00 <Digerati> with a pic of hal9000
42:00 <Digerati> not matt
42:00 <Digerati> his a fag
42:00 <Digerati> hehehe
42:00 <Digerati>  h = i a = b l = m
42:00 <Digerati> ibm
43:00 <Digerati> get it now ?
43:00 <Digerati> they did that subliminally
43:00 <Digerati> it worked
43:00 <Digerati> ibm rules the nukes
44:00 <Digerati> international ballistic missile
44:00 <Digerati> ibm
44:00 <Digerati> fkn cunts they are
44:00 <Digerati> i mean really
44:00 <Digerati> intercontinental i should say
45:00 <Digerati> my mistake
45:00 <Digerati> oh no
45:00 <Digerati> it's the Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes
45:00 <Digerati> danggg
46:00 <matrix> Lol
46:00 <Digerati> sup man ?
46:00 <matrix> Howdy b1
46:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nothin' much
46:00 <Digerati> i aint fucking burning to dvd ever again
46:00 <Digerati> this is a cunt of chore
47:00 <matrix> With an old lappy you have to allow time
47:00 <Digerati> i thought i would make my own dvd for the first time
47:00 <Digerati> and i get this shit
47:00 <Digerati> i dont even think it would be any faster on a quad core
47:00 <matrix> Lol
47:00 <matrix> My core i7 does them well
47:00 <Digerati> i would fkn need the uni's supercomputer
47:00 <Digerati> for this shit
48:00 <matrix> Lol
48:00 <Digerati> that's why i am learning solaris
48:00 <matrix> Is it going to be worth it when your done
48:00 <Digerati> i want to burn lotsa ghey pron
48:00 <Digerati> spose, to see how it works
48:00 <Digerati> i got wedding videos to do
49:00 <Digerati> which sucks
49:00 <Digerati> lots of weddings
49:00 <Digerati> over 30
49:00 <Digerati> but i am not doing it on this shitty laptop
49:00 <Digerati> fuck that
50:00 <Digerati> fukn smash this laptop latter on, want to buy alienware
50:00 <Digerati> good warranty on them
50:00 <Digerati> i can get 10 year warranty on gold card
51:00 <Digerati> worth the price for those shit alienware crap
52:00 <Digerati> alienware aint that good
52:00 <Digerati> but i like the looks, and they are cool on the cpu
52:00 <Digerati> it dont run hot
52:00 <Digerati> design is nice
53:00 <Digerati> even their desktops are nice
53:00 <Digerati> but i aint fkn buying their desktop
53:00 <Digerati> the psu is low
53:00 <Digerati> shows how lame they are
53:00 <matrix> 10 years you won't even have the same machine lol
54:00 <milk> you need to clean your bong cone right?
54:00 <Digerati> :)
54:00 <milk> motion sediment drop
54:00 <matrix> Psu ... you know honestly a core is 4GB ram and a ssd only need 200 watts with basic graphics
54:00 <Digerati> matrix, and the titan ?
54:00 <matrix> It's the graphics card that will determine the psu size
54:00 <matrix> They are the hungry part
54:00 <Digerati> yup
55:00 <Digerati> i dont know shit about computers or os
55:00 <Digerati> but i know all about the hardware
55:00 <Digerati> and it dont run cold
55:00 <matrix> Most Hp desktops only come with 250watt psu for the on board video models
55:00 <Digerati> fucking heatsinks i looked at mostly the past 2 years
55:00 <matrix> And the run really cool too
55:00 <Digerati> the bigger the heatsink the better
55:00 <Digerati> and dont convince me on water cooling
55:00 <matrix> Bigger heat sink will mean lower fan speed
56:00 <matrix> So quieter
56:00 <Digerati> i seen a 2 kilo heatsink
56:00 <Digerati> nice
56:00 <matrix> I don't run water cooling on anything
56:00 <Digerati> i can make a heatsink
56:00 <Digerati> easy to do
56:00 <Digerati> got heaps of copper pipes laying around
56:00 <Digerati> and can get them melted
56:00 <Digerati> make a mould
57:00 <matrix> Though I looked at an antec liquid cooler, one of the all in one pre sealed jobs
57:00 <Digerati> would need to measure the base of cpu
57:00 <Digerati> and locking
57:00 <Digerati> i personally would make a heatsink mate
57:00 <Digerati> for a xeon system i want
57:00 <Digerati> desktop
57:00 <Digerati> making my own desktop
57:00 <Digerati> fuck brand names
58:00 <Digerati> 1000 watt enermax is grand
58:00 <Digerati> enermax psu
59:00 <milk> one or two secs
59:00 <ShadowLurker> spewing bs again i see
59:00 <milk> sticky shit
59:00 <matrix> Enermax psu is a bit crap
59:00 <Digerati> i tested the enermax on a oscillator mate
59:00 <milk> bit longer maybe into test tank
59:00 <matrix> I would rather go with corsair or antec
59:00 <milk> then back on mains
59:00 <Digerati> they work fine
59:00 <Digerati> compared to corsair and antex
59:00 <Digerati> antec
59:00 <matrix> They perform cleaner on 24 hour machines over long time periods
59:00 <milk> it'll taper off and you'll think the sensors are wrong
00:00 <Digerati> encoding on a xeon is extremly fast
00:00 <ShadowLurker> the amount of misinformation here is astounding
00:00 <Digerati> i was thinking later go for a blade system entry level m/b
01:00 <Digerati> and i can add cpu's to it
01:00 <Digerati> those mb's are around 4 grand entry level
01:00 <Digerati> you can put up to 4 xeon cpu's on it
01:00 <Digerati> thats around 256 cores
02:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
02:00 <Digerati> up to 4tb's of ram
02:00 <Digerati> which i doubt i ever see that much ram :)
02:00 <Digerati> but the cpu's are cheap
03:00 <Digerati> shadow, that is a micro supercomputer
03:00 <Digerati> workstation
03:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
03:00 <ShadowLurker> awes
03:00 <Digerati> a bit bigger than a normal computer
03:00 <Digerati> you put the mb on a rack
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yes i know
04:00 <Digerati> like i did with the u40
04:00 <matrix> But why would you need it
04:00 <Digerati> it had 4 cpus
04:00 <Digerati> i do a lot of video editing mate
04:00 <matrix> out sql servers don't run that much
04:00 <Digerati> weddings
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yep cool mate
05:00 <Digerati> canon and nikon
05:00 <matrix> Core i7 with a large ssd and 16GB ram should do most that stuff
05:00 <Digerati> snell of new plastic is nice eh ? :)
05:00 <matrix> Most modern macs cope well
06:00 <ShadowLurker> smells like bs
06:00 <Digerati> matrix i seen it done brother
06:00 <Digerati> it still takes around 15 mins or more
06:00 <matrix> But you get two or three machines
06:00 <matrix> You can do a couple of jobs at once
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Smells Like Nirvana.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
06:00 <Digerati> dude, on the xeon i seen it done in less than 5 mins
06:00 <nnick> Digerati would you shut the fuck up for once. 
06:00 <matrix> Cheaper than half the server you wanted
06:00 <matrix> But your choice :-)
07:00 <Doodle> so, anyone here been outside today
07:00 <Doodle> didnt think so
07:00 <Digerati> encoding takes fucking ages
07:00 <matrix> I have
07:00 <Doodle> you cunts have been droning on for hours
07:00 <ShadowLurker> just use a distributed processor scheme
07:00 <nnick> digerati is stuck in 2001
07:00 <matrix> I am at work atm though waiting for a power outage to end lol
07:00 <Digerati> 2001 !
07:00 <Doodle> at work is an acceptable reason
07:00 <Digerati> space odyssey !
07:00 <Doodle> you are forgiven
08:00 <matrix> I am sorry Dave.  I cannot do that.
08:00 <Digerati> dave, i'm afraind i can't do that
08:00 <matrix> That's the line
08:00 <Digerati> yes
08:00 <matrix> Lol I was close
08:00 <Digerati> nice movie for the 70's
08:00 <Digerati> i watched it when it first came out
09:00 <Digerati> that is what inspired me in the 70's to use a computer
09:00 <Doodle> so we have stanley kubrick to blame
09:00 <Digerati> hal9000 prolly
10:00 <matrix> Probably lol
10:00 <Digerati> Electric Dreams was one of my fav movies in 1984
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Giorgio Moroder & Phil Oakley - Together In Electric Dreams.mp3 (3.56MB 128kbps Stereo 3:53)
11:00 <Digerati> it was also a movie
11:00 <Digerati> based on artificial intelligence
11:00 <Digerati> "demonseed" was a good sci fi computer movie
12:00 <Digerati> a supercomputer fucks a scientists wife
12:00 <nnick> have you been outside your house all week fagerati
12:00 <Digerati> stfu noob
12:00 <nnick> fuck off choco
12:00 <nnick> go take a break
12:00 <Digerati> you are the first person i called noob on here
13:00 <Digerati> cos i dont know you
13:00 <Digerati> i dont call those that i know here noob
13:00 <Digerati> i call them l33t
13:00 <nnick> you have been talking non stop all week
13:00 <Digerati> and u r a noob
13:00 <nnick> have a break loser
13:00 <Digerati> i aint been on here for over 2 years almost
13:00 <Digerati> cos of family
14:00 <Digerati> and next week you wont see me for a long time again
14:00 <nnick> that doesnt mean you have to talk more
14:00 <Digerati> so make the most of it
14:00 <nnick> good fuck off
14:00 <Digerati> fu
14:00 <Digerati> noob
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol noob
14:00 <Digerati> lamer
14:00 <nnick> see stuck is 2001
14:00 <ShadowLurker> welcome to 2000
14:00 <nnick> like tge giant faggot you are
14:00 <Digerati> 2000
14:00 <Digerati> not 2001
14:00 <Digerati> sept 11 i cried
14:00 <Digerati> fuck 2001
14:00 <nnick> who cares
15:00 <Digerati> 1999 even better
15:00 <ShadowLurker> either way youre a fuckhead
15:00 <matrix> Now now
15:00 <matrix> Let's all be nice
15:00 <Digerati> yeh
15:00 <Digerati> pecase
15:00 <Digerati> peace
16:00 <Digerati> Nikky`
16:00 <matrix> Heya nikkers
16:00 <Nikky`> Hey
16:00 <matrix> How ya doing
16:00 <Digerati> sup babe ?>
16:00 <Nikky`> Good, you?
16:00 <nnick> piss off matrix you little faggot
16:00 <Digerati> hmmm
16:00 <Digerati> my penis is getting hard for you nick
17:00 <Digerati> don't tempt me :)
17:00 <nnick> poor Nikky
17:00 <Doodle> good grief
17:00 <Digerati> dvd maker is crap matrix man
17:00 <Doodle> that escalated quickly
17:00 <Nikky`> Yes, poor me :o(
18:00 <Digerati> ooga booga wooga
19:00 <Digerati> fuckkkk, i got chewing gum on my fkn cigarette case
19:00 <Digerati> ffs those kids are evil
20:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
20:00 <Digerati> matrix, 45mins 50% complete
20:00 <Digerati> thats fucked dude :)
20:00 <matrix> Wow lots of text in a short time
21:00 <Digerati> totally
21:00 <matrix> Sorry guys I have to leave ya.   Two servers just crashes
21:00 <matrix> Ciao
21:00 <Digerati> lets invite beagle :) ahaha
21:00 <Digerati> jl
21:00 <Digerati> hk
21:00 <Digerati> jk
21:00 <ShadowLurker> oh great
22:00 <Digerati> why is beehhh banned nikki ? :(
22:00 <ShadowLurker> cos beehhh
22:00 <Nikky`> Because he is a drunk fuckhead
23:00 <ShadowLurker> -drunk
23:00 <ShadowLurker> just a fuckhead
23:00 <Nikky`> tho, few others are azlso in here and yet, still here *sigh*
23:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh well
23:00 <Nikky`> lol ShadowLurker.. yes
23:00 <Digerati> well, more is better
23:00 <nnick> Nikky is the only normal person here
23:00 <Digerati> it's only text nikki
23:00 <Digerati> it aint voice or cam
23:00 <ness> me too
23:00 <Digerati> voice and cam people take over
24:00 <nnick> we still have to read it
24:00 <Digerati> text is wide and open
24:00 <nnick> fuck face
24:00 <Digerati> you could ignore
24:00 <nnick> why should we
24:00 <Digerati> whatever
24:00 <Nikky`> I think I agree with you nnick.. I am the only one :P
24:00 <nnick> you are
24:00 <Yilmaz> Good evening to all my irc friends. 
24:00 <Digerati> nikky, if that was the case, we would not have anyone left in the room
25:00 <Digerati> how do we know who is on drugs or alcohol ?
25:00 <Digerati> it is text ffs
25:00 <matrix> Normal is kind of subjective
25:00 <nnick> 90% of you
25:00 <Digerati> you cant see or hear
25:00 <matrix> Whatever you may think you are
25:00 <Yilmaz> I think it's just better to ban Digerati like we did last night and enjoy the resulting peace.
25:00 <Digerati> the server banned me for putting in too much text
25:00 <Nikky`> I do like peaceful
25:00 <Digerati> it was not a deliberate man
26:00 <nnick> who's here to ban?  no useless ops here
26:00 <matrix> Yilmaz if we banned everyone you wanted banned there would be no chat
26:00 <Digerati> it was stebies script
26:00 <Digerati> so stfu
26:00 <Yilmaz> I encourage you to win another irc darwin award tonight then Digerati. 
26:00 <Digerati> i dont care about the ban
26:00 <matrix> Seriously you are here to chat.  You want peace, then /quit
26:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: There would be plenty of chat. Just no nonsense chat. 
26:00 <Digerati> exactly matrix
26:00 <nnick> go away river you little vermin
27:00 <matrix> And nnick is perpetuating the crap with random troll comments
27:00 <Digerati>  nnick has been added to ignore list
27:00 <Digerati> simple
27:00 <matrix> Nice that you don't change
27:00 <nnick> its not random
27:00 <matrix> I would be disappointed if you changed
27:00 <nnick> change? 
27:00 <matrix> :-)
27:00 <Yilmaz> Chat is constructive, engaging, sometimes fun and sometimes meaningful.  The likes of Digerati and his ilk only contribute drug fuelled rants.  We do not want those.
27:00 <nnick> you don't know me faggot
27:00 <matrix> You still make me laugh nnick
27:00 <matrix> That is always good
27:00 <nnick> still?
27:00 <nnick> who do you think I am
28:00 <nnick> freak
28:00 <matrix> You called me river lol
28:00 <Digerati> yilmaz, we dont need your islamic jihad either :)
28:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ you cunts
28:00 <matrix> I haven't used that nick in years
28:00 <nnick> everyone knows you are river
28:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: We don't need your racism. 
28:00 <nnick> you dont know me
28:00 <matrix> And who is river nnick. 
28:00 <Digerati> yilmaz, we don't need your lies
28:00 <matrix> It is not my real name lol
28:00 <matrix> It was a nick
28:00 <nnick> no shit.
28:00 <matrix> Fool
28:00 <nnick> what is your point
29:00 <nnick> no one said it was your name
29:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: I encourage you to act in a way that will benefit not only irc, but those around you in real life. You should overdose. 
29:00 <Digerati> telling people to kill themselves on IRC is not a good thing yilmaz
29:00 <Yilmaz> matrix will eventually overdose sniffing his own farts during his fits of social goodness. 
29:00 <matrix> Yilmaz you need to specify what to overdose on first
29:00 <Digerati> overdose is subject to death
30:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: Providing it fits the description of an overdose, he can choose whatever substance he wishes.
30:00 <matrix> Some overdose is subject to life
30:00 <Digerati> telling a person to overdose is putting them at risk of death
30:00 <Digerati> so go fuck yourself islamic scum :)
30:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: Anything that removes you from this channel is good in my book. 
30:00 <nnick> matrix is the same old brown nosing faggot he always was
30:00 <matrix> Digerati you should know to ignore those comments by now
30:00 <Digerati> we will bomb as much as we can iraq
30:00 <Yilmaz> nnick: Yes he is. He is like those fart sniffing do gooders off that south park episode many years back.
31:00 <Digerati>  Yilmaz has been added to ignore list
31:00 <Digerati> his on ignore
31:00 <Yilmaz> his on ignore ... it's "He is" or "he's" you retard. 
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hes on ignore
31:00 <matrix> Nnick because I am not a  asswipe I am a faggot?     
31:00 <matrix> Lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> use the right words
31:00 <Digerati> islamic fucks can move back to iraq if they think it so to be better than Australia
31:00 <nnick> uh what
31:00 <matrix> Guess that makes you king of straight men because you are a total asswipe
31:00 <Digerati> we dont tolerate racism here in Australia
31:00 <ShadowLurker> wow the ignorance here is amazing
32:00 <Nikky`> Mmm pear cider is good
32:00 <matrix> Pear cider is good
32:00 <matrix> Share nikkers
32:00 <Yilmaz> I love how just a nickname can fuel such racist comments. 
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
32:00 <nnick> it is disgusting
32:00 <matrix> Yilmaz i like your new nick
32:00 <nnick> tfeh
32:00 <matrix> But anyway
32:00 <Nikky`> what is nnick?
32:00 <Digerati> we accept all religions and all races in Australia, as long as they don't hurt people emotionally or pghjysically, or by force or terror or fear
32:00 <Nikky`> And no, all mine
32:00 <nnick> racism nikky
32:00 <Nikky`> Oh, yes it is
33:00 <Nikky`> Just hate everyone like I do - makes it ok
33:00 <matrix> Lol yeah that's not racism if you hate everyone
33:00 <ShadowLurker> never go full Digerati
34:00 <matrix> Now I want kebab s
34:00 <Yilmaz> Now if you will excuse me, I have to go and destroy a friendship on facebook. 
34:00 <Digerati> matrix, it's simple words for a prine minister to say
34:00 <matrix> Hungry now damn you Yilmaz
34:00 <Digerati> those words are not racist
34:00 <Digerati> what i said
35:00 <Digerati> shove a kebab up his arse
35:00 <Nikky`> Its ok Yilmaz,. you can destroy it with me here :P
35:00 <Yilmaz> Nikky`: We shall be friends forever my dear. 
35:00 <Yilmaz> Time, nor the raging passions of empire can come between us. 
35:00 <Nikky`> Right answer
35:00 <matrix> Wtf????
36:00 <Yilmaz> My ex friend on facebook has said something stupid though. So very stupid ... and right wing. So I must set him straight and then delete him.
36:00 <matrix> Fair enough
36:00 <Yilmaz> I will not tolerate blind right wing rhetoric from anybody. 
36:00 <Nikky`> Some ppl you need to cut from your life.. can't have stupid ppl around you
36:00 <matrix> You don't tolerate much though
40:00 <Johnny> hi oxygen
41:00 <matrix> Evening oxygen and Johnny
41:00 <oxygen> here'ssssssss jonnhy!
42:00 <oxygen> bam bam bam ouchie bam bam bam
42:00 <Johnny> haha
42:00 <doctor> lol
42:00 <oxygen> here'ssssssss johnny!
42:00 <doctor> facebook ruins relationships
42:00 <matrix> Facebook ruins many things
42:00 <ShadowLurker> oxygen gunna get urself kicked out again
42:00 <doctor> back when people kept their thoughts to themselves or at least in journals. Now it's exposed to the world
42:00 <matrix> Let him do it Shadowlurker
43:00 <matrix> Don't stop him
43:00 <matrix> Howdy bee_girl
43:00 <matrix> Wb Kyle tic
43:00 <matrix> Oh god damn I have to turn off auto correct 
43:00 <bee_girl> Howdy howdy howdy 
44:00 <oxygen> b-b-b-berocca gives you back the b-b-bounce!
44:00 <matrix> How you be 
44:00 <matrix> Oxygen I would turn pn the tv if I wanted that dribble
44:00 <matrix> Please desist
45:00 <bee_girl> Ooo big words 
45:00 <oxygen> i can't help it,  all i got is dribble nibble
45:00 <oxygen> so drink some dog piddle lumeah
46:00 <matrix> Oh dear
46:00 <oxygen>  what ever feels right I suppose
46:00 <matrix> Where's simba when you need an op
47:00 <Lumeah> Eat ya rapists shit oxygen 
47:00 <oxygen> simba is in ICU
47:00 <oxygen> didnt u hear the news?
47:00 <doctor> i only drink berocca while drinking alcohol
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol hes not
48:00 <matrix> Time for a /ignore i thinks 
48:00 <matrix> Hi Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> hi.
50:00 <matrix> Hows you be
52:00 <nnick> fat
52:00 <Serenity> im fine
52:00 <Serenity> you?
52:00 <oxygen> <Lumeah> Lol im not on the dole dickhead 
52:00 <oxygen> <oxygen> wat do u do then?
52:00 <oxygen> <Lumeah> Get that right for starts
52:00 <oxygen> <Lumeah> Lol like as if im gonna talk more 
52:00 <oxygen> <Lumeah> Quit it
52:00 <oxygen> <oxygen> just tell me wat u do?
52:00 <oxygen> <Lumeah> I clean toilets and floors at mcdonalds.
52:00 <oxygen> LMAO
52:00 <Serenity> dont post your boring convos
53:00 <oxygen> id rather have said  i was on the dole
53:00 <oxygen> that is f low
53:00 <Serenity> job is a job loser
53:00 <Yilmaz> 18:36 Nikky`: Some ppl you need to cut from your life.. can't have stupid ppl around you   <------ I love how you get me Nikky`. 
54:00 <oxygen> pfffffft. id never do it
54:00 <Serenity> and that is why you are and always will be a loser
54:00 <Yilmaz> oxygen: That is why you're a loser. 
54:00 <Yilmaz> Oh snap! 
54:00 <matrix> Ibdont need to say it now
54:00 <Serenity> cleaning dunnies is better than being a jobless no one
55:00 <Nikky`> haha yes Yilmaz
55:00 <oxygen> I might go to my nearest macdonalds and do a nig stibky shit then pee all over the floor,  would u mind taking lumeah's job for one night and cleaning it serenity??
55:00 <Yilmaz> Although I think the fact that you dedicated so much time to altering that conversation, or creating it from scratch just to have a shot at a woman who already looks like Hagrid from Harry Potter highlights a higher level of stupidity. 
55:00 <oxygen> *big stinky
55:00 <Serenity> if i was being paid for it and it meant i wasnt a dole bum oxygen id do what i had to
56:00 <Serenity> people like you that look down on ANY job but dont have one are losers
56:00 <Serenity> destined to always be losers
56:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
56:00 <oxygen> you mean youd actually sniff and clean my shit?
56:00 <Yilmaz> Let me translate for you oxygen. She said you're a loser. Lahoo-zer. 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> oxygen hows it feel to be a loser
56:00 <Serenity> clearly this guy doesnt do english well
57:00 <oxygen> i dont mind being unemployed,  i have fun
57:00 <Serenity> you're a loser
57:00 <Yilmaz> Probably couldn't get a job at McDonalds if he tried. 
57:00 <matrix> I tried once
57:00 <matrix> It is hard work gwtting a job at maccas
57:00 <Serenity> any job is better than being unemployed
57:00 <Yilmaz> I knew too many people at the store close to me and apparently they have rules about that. 
57:00 <matrix> So I work in IT infrastructure support with AusPost now
58:00 <oxygen> im raking in $1200 a fortnight for doing nothing,  im happy with that
58:00 <Serenity> loser
58:00 <Yilmaz> "raking in" lol
58:00 <matrix> 1200 a fortnight lol
58:00 <matrix> I get more than that in a week
58:00 <oxygen> good for u,  i ont need more
59:00 <Yilmaz> When your life revolves around being a loser, $1200 seems to be more than enough.
59:00 <oxygen> dont
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL 1200
59:00 <ShadowLurker> is that all
59:00 <Yilmaz> You can get an advance on your dole and go buy a PS4 too! 
59:00 <matrix> What do you do for work oxygen?
59:00 <Serenity> only place in the world you'll come to and have legit drug addict losers defend their lifestyles
59:00 <Yilmaz> He's already said he is unemployed. 
59:00 <Nikky`> And $1200 fortnight being unemployed? lol
59:00 <Serenity> DSP
59:00 <matrix> So basically I am paying for him to smoke dope all day
00:00 <matrix> Go figure
00:00 <oxygen> im on the DSP getting a study allowance on top for an online course im not even doing  lolol
00:00 <Serenity> you're revolting
00:00 <Nikky`> Its ok.. lolol all you like,. when you finally get told to get off dsp and get a job I shall lolol
01:00 <Serenity> its coming when they change it all
01:00 <oxygen> and  rent assistance for telling cebtrelink im paying rent to my mum when really im not
01:00 <oxygen> lmao
01:00 <matrix> Oxygen you make me sick
01:00 <matrix> My friend has a legitimate mental illness and she has to work
01:00 <matrix> While you sit on your arse amd think you are king
01:00 <oxygen> nikky,  ive been on the DSP since 2001  
01:00 <matrix> While your mummy cooks and cleans for you
01:00 <Nikky`> That makes jack shit to them
01:00 <matrix> Sickening
02:00 <Nikky`> they are looking at everyone on dsp
02:00 <Nikky`> *means
02:00 <matrix> Yeah they will get him
02:00 <oxygen> unlikely ill get off it now, its a way of life for me
02:00 <matrix> I know agents come here sometimes looking around
02:00 <Serenity> its disgusting
02:00 <matrix> Might be lucky and one is here now
02:00 <matrix> Lol
02:00 <Serenity> why are so many people on here like that
02:00 <matrix> He disappeares quickly 
02:00 <ShadowLurker> where else are they gunna go
03:00 <ShadowLurker> what have they got
03:00 <ShadowLurker> all of them are alone
03:00 <ShadowLurker> drug users
03:00 <ShadowLurker> losers
03:00 <matrix> Irc has always attracted them
03:00 <milk> really? I'd love to get off the dsp
03:00 <matrix> Thats why there are so many trolls
03:00 <ShadowLurker> genuine DSP are fine
03:00 <matrix> Milk is an exception
03:00 <milk> but my doctor will put me on a CTO if I miss an injection by 48 hours
03:00 <Nikky`> I love how he is proud of it.. surely ppl would want more out of their life
04:00 <ShadowLurker> Nikky` at least they know theyre not capable anything more
04:00 <Nikky`> True
04:00 <matrix> Thing is oxygen is capable of more
04:00 <milk> within the first 24 hours after a missed injection, the hospital will contact me
05:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't afford to live on $1200 fortnight
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i doubt it matrix
05:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf
05:00 <Serenity> we wouldnt survive on that Nikky`
05:00 <milk> between 24-48 hours of a missed injection the police will apprehend me and proceed me by force to the hospital
05:00 <Serenity> 80% of that would be gone in rent
05:00 <ShadowLurker> he's capable of wallowing in self pity and putting on a facade
06:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, rent is a bitch
06:00 <ShadowLurker> innit
06:00 <Nikky`> I pay $280 week for this unit
06:00 <Nikky`> tho it is a lovely lil unit, very new
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ours is 400/w
06:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
06:00 <Serenity> n thats cheap for the area
06:00 <Nikky`> that is why I moved from my house I was in, went up to $400
07:00 <Nikky`> And I didn't want to share with anyone anymore
07:00 <Serenity> damn kids i always have to share
07:00 <Serenity> XD
08:00 <Nikky`> yes and way it is these days..you shall be sharing with them for life
08:00 <Nikky`> LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
08:00 <Serenity> not a fucking chanc e haha
08:00 <Serenity> ant turns 7 this year hes got 11 years and hes out lol
08:00 <nnick> mole
09:00 <Nikky`> haha tell him he has until he is 10
09:00 <Nikky`> then he better get a job and support you to stay
09:00 <Serenity> hahah
09:00 <Serenity> i told him i was gonna make him get a job to pay for all the food he eats
09:00 <Nikky`> lol
09:00 <Serenity> hes just like.. dont be silly mum
09:00 <Nikky`> He will be working just to eat
13:00 <Yilmaz> #cleanupaustnetoneloseratatime
13:00 <Yilmaz> I think my hash tags are too long.
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Greetings.
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Filthy Slooders ^_^
15:00 <ness> i haven't downloaded anything on my ipod for ages.  i have officially forgotten how to put the downloaded podcasts on my ipod........feeling stupid
15:00 <matrix> Wb Nessy
16:00 <ShadowLurker> burn it
16:00 <ness> tnx
16:00 <matrix> Dont ypu use itunes to download podcasts to an ipod
17:00 <milk> meh
23:00 <Thoth> Nah. You use your credit card.
27:00 <Yilmaz> ness: What podcasts do you listen to?
28:00 <matrix> Mrdonger
30:00 <Yilmaz> For someone that tries to come across as intelligent you sure do say some stupid things matrix.
31:00 <matrix> Its a long standing joke
31:00 <matrix> When I was river he would call me rover :-)
33:00 <Yilmaz> Sorry it's taken me so long to reply. I was in fits of laughter.
34:00 <matrix> Who made you laugh Yilmaz
34:00 <Yilmaz> Your long standing funny with mrdanger.
35:00 <matrix> And for the record, I dont try to be intelligent.   What you see is what you get
35:00 <matrix> And I see through ypur sarcasm
36:00 <matrix> Yilmaz for someone who claims.to be superior you can so oftwn act like those trolls you want banned
38:00 <nnick> what we see is a dumb cunt trying to look smart. but he just makes himself look more stupid. 
39:00 <Yilmaz> I forgot to put the movie I downloaded onto a flash drive so I could bring it to work *sigh
39:00 <Yilmaz> *sigh*
40:00 <Nikky`> bummer
45:00 <Yilmaz> Well I think I have dealt with my facebook issue. 
45:00 <matrix> Wb bee_girl
46:00 <bee_girl> Ta matrix 
46:00 <matrix> Yilmaz:good to hear
46:00 <Yilmaz> Hai bee_girl you lover of the dirty hippy ... what are you up to this saturday evening?
47:00 <Yilmaz>  /join #politicaldebate
47:00 <Yilmaz> That is how bored I am.
47:00 <bee_girl> lol
47:00 <bee_girl> http://i.imgur.com/f6Gzj.jpg
48:00 <bee_girl> Evening Luke
48:00 <bee_girl> Lumee 
48:00 <lumeah2> hi BlackDevil
48:00 <lumeah2> hi bee_girl
48:00 <lumeah2> lol
48:00 <lumeah2> Want a beer?
49:00 <Yilmaz> Oh look lumeah2 found a friend! Do you cyber with her bee_girl?
50:00 <bee_girl> I just had a ginger beer on tap at the pub... What's u drinking?
50:00 <lumeah2> ohh shut up
50:00 <Yilmaz> I had to ask. That is what lumeah2 is famous for. Being a cyber slut and rooting Pieter the filthy meth addict.
50:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Slooders everywhur
50:00 <lumeah2> i actually havn't..
50:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Nobody would fuck Pieter.
50:00 <Yilmaz> Don't bring you lies here hagrid.
50:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Not even Pieter would fuck himself.
50:00 <lumeah2> but ya know.. you don't care for the truth tho... just your little fucked up deluisions :P
51:00 <ThirteenthOrder> "I'm gonna make you famous".
51:00 <bee_girl> Lol ThirteenthOrder 
52:00 <matrix> Brb
52:00 <Yilmaz> It is a well known fact that lumeah2 made her manky minge available to Pieter's diseased doodle. 
52:00 <Yilmaz> You cannot argue with well known facts. 
53:00 <ThirteenthOrder> You.
53:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Cut off your hands.
53:00 <bee_girl> Away with him 
54:00 <ThirteenthOrder> You know a better story than talking about Pieter? Talking about my Marriage that's on the verge of breakdown after nearly 5 months.
54:00 <ThirteenthOrder> AND I'M NOT EVEN A KARDASHIAN!
54:00 <bee_girl> Oh goodness 
54:00 <bee_girl> No good team 
54:00 <Serenity> wow already?
54:00 <Yilmaz> Obviously your marriage wasn't a good idea to begin with.
54:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yeah, fucking already
54:00 <Serenity> what happened?
55:00 <Serenity> you were so happy your wedding night
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Turns out she's gone all crazy, won't let me hug her, she freaks right the fuck out for no reason, then last night "I don't fucking love you anymore, I don't know what's happened, i just don't love you anymore"
55:00 <Yilmaz> Ouch
55:00 <Serenity> woah harsh
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Mind you the freak out touching thing has been happening for 5-6 weeks.
55:00 <bee_girl> Goodness 
55:00 <Serenity> are you sure something hasnt happened she hasnt talked about?
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I suspect maybe something has, but I dare not raise it.
56:00 <bee_girl> She needs to figure out what has set it off if there is any chance of salvaging it 
56:00 <Serenity> seems like something bad might have happened to her
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> If she's ready to walk out anytime, there's the door. She can take her stuff, but everything I own... stays.
56:00 <Yilmaz> Something terrible to have a reaction like that. 
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I won't hold any bad blood against her, I value her friendship, but I'm not going to be held down by bullshit emotions.
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I've tried to work things out, but she's been refusing compromise so much, and won't seek help WITH me when I instigate it.
57:00 <Yilmaz> So you've pretty much resigned yourself to the idea it's over by the looks of it.
57:00 <Serenity> it might be the anti climax after the wedding she's not coping well with
57:00 <Serenity> counselling might help
57:00 <bee_girl> Goodness 
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Pretty much, I'm still going through the emotions and preparing myself, but if I have to say goodbye, I'll do it.
57:00 <Yilmaz> If this is a normal reaction that occurs after a wedding then I am cancelling mine.
57:00 <Serenity> not that bad Yilmaz lol
58:00 <Serenity> but i went through a really low few weeks after the wedding, not to this extent but it was very anti climatic
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yeah, I thought it might be anti climax... but... she's also been making GUY FRIENDS and she has had the need to feel secretive about ANY of her new friends as of recent
58:00 <Yilmaz> Why though? 
58:00 <Serenity> everythings building for months/years and then bang its all over
58:00 <Serenity> it happens to almost everyone
58:00 <Yilmaz> Was it because you believed things would change and they didn't? 
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Her old friends aren't happy about the attitude she's taken with it either.
58:00 <Serenity> has nothing to do with expecting change
58:00 <lumeah2> https://www.facebook.com/MyOfficialAdultJokes/photos/a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318/965798230121160/?type=1
58:00 <bee_girl> If u guys can't communicate about it... Not a good sign 
59:00 <lumeah2> this is Melboune Bee ... there is no hope.
59:00 <Serenity> sounds like something deep going on ThirteenthOrder
59:00 <Yilmaz> I am going to sms the mrs now and tell her it's off. We're abundantly happy right now. We can stick with this. 
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Rofl!
59:00 <Serenity> sont be stupid skirmish lol
59:00 <Serenity> dont*
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Serenity: Yeah... very much so.
59:00 <Yilmaz> lumeah2 has no fucking idea what is even being talked about yet she still chimes in with her 2c. 
00:00 <Serenity> she doesnt have much idea about anything just ignore it
00:00 <lumeah2> i ove you to
00:00 <ThirteenthOrder> But... I can't push it, I can't hug her, kiss her, and get no love in return... so if it's over, then it's over, but i'd rather do it as civil as possible.
00:00 <Yilmaz> She's like an irc version of a cuckoo bird. Chimes in with something moronic to say when you least expect it.
00:00 <Serenity> its it possible some kind of assult could have happened to her ThirteenthOrder?
01:00 <Yilmaz> I was thinking that Serenity but didn't want to broach the topic since I have no idea who ThirteenthOrder is.
01:00 <Serenity> the not wanting to be touched out of the blue thing rings alarm bells
01:00 <Nikky`> If she is making new men friends..I say its more to do with her possibly wanting someone else
01:00 <Yilmaz> OMG Nikky`that was another of my thoughts. Maybe she is hooking up with someone else and having the self loathing issues re: the guilt of it.
02:00 <lumeah2> https://www.facebook.com/MyOfficialAdultJokes/photos/a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318/965798056787844/?type=1
02:00 <Nikky`> Yeap, that would be my first guess tbh
02:00 <Yilmaz> Sorry ThirteenthOrder I am not trying to ruin your day ... it's a pretty specific response though. 
02:00 <Serenity> im sorry this is happeing after such a short time ThirteenthOrder :(
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Serenity: I've questioned it, but I'm not sure... If it did, the guy who did it is going to have his life destroyed for reuining her life, and my marriage :)
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I've got a suspicion as to who would have done something like that too.
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I will destroy his career, his family, and his whole fucking life. :)
02:00 <Serenity> its just odd for her not to want you to touch her so suddenly
02:00 <Serenity> and its a very common responce
03:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yeah, i know, i suspected that, but naaah, something tells me otherwise.
04:00 <Serenity> well i really hope it is something you can work out soon, no matter which way it goes
04:00 <Yilmaz> I wish you luck ThirteenthOrder. I believe marriage should be forever ... or at least longer than 5 months.
04:00 <Maurice> I was fine after my wedding, but then I was in a pot induced haze at the time
04:00 <Serenity> not knowing is almost worse than the whole breaking up part
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Simply put: If she isn't fucking me, I'm fucking everyone LOL jks
04:00 <Serenity> to be fair Maurice lol yours was what like 6 weeks?
04:00 <Maurice> Lol 5
04:00 <Serenity> not years of production
04:00 <Maurice> And unlike everyone else I didn't do much except pick my dress and shoes
05:00 <Yilmaz> We're taking quite some time with ours. OMG IT'S GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE AFTERMATH! 
05:00 <Serenity> ours was 13 months
05:00 <Serenity> but i was a wreck in the last 8 weeks
05:00 <Serenity> then afterwards i was so flat
05:00 <Serenity> but it was only a couple weeks
05:00 <Yilmaz> Ours will be 18 months by the time we get married.
05:00 <Yilmaz> I think we will both just be happy it's over.
05:00 <Maurice> I can see how it would be anti climatic
05:00 <Yilmaz> We can get back to normal.
05:00 <Maurice> You have this huge day then the day after it's gone
05:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Her and I got married on our 2 year anniversary... lol
06:00 <Serenity> thats what i was Maurice
06:00 <Maurice> Like being pregnant, 9 month lead up then bam, baby and life sucks
06:00 <Serenity> it was weeks and weeks of running around preparing then this huge day then bang
06:00 <Serenity> nothing
06:00 <Serenity> and everything was back to normal
06:00 <Serenity> next week with be our 2 year married anniversary
06:00 <Serenity> 5 years together
07:00 <Yilmaz> Nawwwww half a decade together.
07:00 <Maurice> November is our 10th :S
07:00 <doctor> didn't you get married a while back ThirteenthOrder?
07:00 <Maurice> This month is 12 together
07:00 <Serenity> far out
07:00 <Yilmaz> November 3rd is the other halfs 30th birthday. I am more worried about what to do for that than our wedding.
08:00 <Serenity> my birthday is in like 4 weeks -.-
08:00 <Serenity> ffs
08:00 <Maurice> We actually had sex the first time then it was bathurst the next day
08:00 <doctor> i can't keep up anymore. i'm too old to follow
08:00 <Maurice> Which is next weekend
08:00 <Serenity> he only got married like 5 or 6 months ago doctor
08:00 <lumeah2> november Serenity?
09:00 <Serenity> yes
09:00 <doctor> i wondered why it was so important that he returned after a long stint away to mention he was getting married
09:00 <lumeah2> no wonder we don't get on
09:00 <Serenity> the sole reason we dont get on is because of your idiot friends
09:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: nearly 5 months...
09:00 <Yilmaz> lol "my birthday is in 4 weeks"  "Is that November?"  Yes cletus, it's fucking November.
09:00 <lumeah2> lol
09:00 <doctor> now apparently it's gone to shit, and returns to tell the channel
09:00 <lumeah2> shut up i was clarafying :P
10:00 <ThirteenthOrder> she's on her way home soon from spending a day with a friend of hers WHO GOT WALKED OUT ON BY HER PARTNER
10:00 <ThirteenthOrder> and another of her friends partners left that friend
10:00 <lumeah2> which idiots
10:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I call it the "her name" curse.
10:00 <Yilmaz> Oh no she is hanging out with single friends. 
10:00 <lumeah2> are you nov 10th Serenity?
11:00 <Serenity> pieter, shads etc.
11:00 <Yilmaz> OH MY FUCKING GOD lumeah2!!
11:00 <Serenity> im november 1st
11:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: go fuck yourself before I pop a .50 through your fucking chest then pack an explosive with ball bearings in to replace your heart, only to walk away a safe distance, walk as you tear apart.
11:00 <lumeah2> what..
11:00 <doctor> lol yeah okay hero
11:00 <lumeah2> im nov 18 :P
11:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Do not fuck with me doctor!
11:00 <Serenity> how old are you
12:00 <lumeah2> my body is 35 lol :P
12:00 <Maurice> Christ
12:00 <Yilmaz> If lumeah2's birthday is in November I am changing the mrs' birthday to October. 
12:00 <Serenity> well we know your brain is about 14
12:00 <Maurice> And your iq
12:00 <lumeah2> oh shut up the lot of ya
12:00 <lumeah2> lol
12:00 <Yilmaz> doctor: IRC is where all the important stuff gets discussed. 
13:00 <Yilmaz> I'd come back here to tell everyone I killed my wife if she said she wanted to break up.
13:00 <Serenity> do you ever wish you could turn back time lumeah2 and not make friends with the sped crew of irc
13:00 <lumeah2> oh yeah important calling me 14 P
13:00 <ThirteenthOrder> That's so hot Yilmaz :)
13:00 <Yilmaz> The vows say "Til death do us part". She's been told the only our clause is to die.
13:00 <Serenity> we didnt have till death do us part
13:00 <Serenity> i dont think..
13:00 <ThirteenthOrder> ... I wanna see that stand up in court!
13:00 <doctor> it clearly is. so important that you must act tough and threaten to shoot people over the internet to uphold your e-integrity
14:00 <Yilmaz> doctor: Have a heart man. There is a chance his wife is getting slammed by another guy! 
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> ROFL
14:00 <Nikky`> lol
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yeah, that guys VF Holden is gonna get trashed :D
14:00 <Serenity> 'all the days of your life'
14:00 <Serenity> ok close enough
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> And I'll destroy his radio career
14:00 <Nikky`> I shouldn't lol but
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'll hijack his show and force "Killing in the name of to play".
15:00 <Yilmaz> wait .... VF holden? Is Maurice's husband fucking ThirteenthOrder's wife? 
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I know a guy on the inside of the radio station who will help me remote admin.
15:00 <Maurice> Well no, coz I have the VF here :P
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Rofl.
15:00 <lumeah2> Yilmaz whens her birthday
15:00 <Serenity> why dont you just ask her out right
15:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice is fucking your wife!  Mystery solved. 
15:00 <Serenity> are you fucking someone else
15:00 <Maurice> Busted
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yeaaah, only to cause more fucking shit? If she said yes, I would most likely violently lash out.
16:00 <Serenity> well control yourself and be a man
16:00 <Maurice> Ask her over the phone
16:00 <Maurice> Send her a politely worded email
16:00 <Serenity> honestly if you cant not hit your wife you have more issues than who shes fucking
16:00 <Yilmaz> Well, if watching Law and Order SVU has taught me anything .... she was either assaulted and is having issues dealing with the attack ... or she dislikes you after 5 months and is having her cervix punched by another guys knob. 
17:00 <Yilmaz> That is my professional opinion.
17:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I don't believe in violence against any person, without to exception of computer crimes... Those are absolutely warranted in every way possible.
17:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Like fucking catholic schools THAT STILL USE OUTDATED COPIES OF SINA!
18:00 <Yilmaz> ThirteenthOrder: Serenity is right, as always. Just ask her on the phone if she is cheating. If she is, fuck one of her friends and begin seperation. 
18:00 <Yilmaz> separation 
18:00 <Serenity> im fucking Maurice but ShadowLurker doesnt mind
18:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh its cool
18:00 <Yilmaz> Plenty more fish in the sea. If you are desperate lumeah2 with cyber with you. Be careful though ... she fucked Pieter.
19:00 <lumeah2> lol
19:00 <lumeah2> I HAVEN'T
19:00 <lumeah2> :P
19:00 <Yilmaz> STOP LYING HAGRID! 
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> We live in the same house... :/ lol
19:00 <lumeah2> STOP BEING DELUIDED Yilmaz
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> LOL
19:00 <Yilmaz> Fucking giant that hangs around wizard schools. You pedo lumeah2. 
19:00 <Maurice> He likes to watch
20:00 <Yilmaz> Hang on who do you live in the same house with? 
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I Live with my current partner
20:00 <Yilmaz> Your wife?  Well fucking derrrrr.  Kick her out. 
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> ROFL
20:00 <Nikky`> When one is married you would expect them to live in the same house 
20:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I think she'll walk soon.
20:00 <Yilmaz> She can go stay with her single friends or the guy she is banging.
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Rofl
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjbyzO9RK5w
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Ain't It Fun HQ (Original) (Feb 24, 2014) 5:08 - Category: People & Blogs - 228,948 views - 1,124 likes (97.9%), 24 dislikes (2.1%)
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> BBL Slooders :D
21:00 <Yilmaz> My motto when I am single is another gunners song. "It's so easy". 
22:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
22:00 <Nikky`> you are easy tho Yilmaz :P
22:00 <Yilmaz> Just the complete destruction of the moral fabric of ThirteenthOrder's life. Not really matrix.
22:00 <matrix> So easy lol
22:00 <Yilmaz> Nikky`: Of course! 
22:00 <matrix> That's till happening?
23:00 <Yilmaz> Don't be jealous that we care about what is happening to ThirteenthOrder and yet have no empathy for you at all. 
23:00 <matrix> Not jealous at all
23:00 <matrix> If I want the empathy of an asshole I will fart
23:00 <Yilmaz> Now it's jealous denial. 
23:00 <Yilmaz> Now it's jealous denial with potty humour added.  You're terrible matrix. 
24:00 <matrix> Yeah but you still like me
24:00 <matrix> :-)
25:00 <Yilmaz> Get off the shrooms. 
25:00 <Yilmaz> I hope ThirteenthOrder doesn't kill his wife. 
25:00 <matrix> Lol Yilmaz.   We all know yoh have secret homosexual dreams about me
25:00 <Yilmaz> Does anyone know what he looks like? Is he capable of pulling women without having to pay them? 
25:00 <matrix> Who me?
26:00 <matrix> Ana_Ng has seen me
26:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: No not you. And as for the dreams, you are the homo in them because it's only homo if you take it. 
26:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I won't kill anyone... yet... lol
26:00 <matrix> Lol Yilmaz.    Sweet denial
26:00 <matrix> :-)
26:00 <ThirteenthOrder> maybe doctor, but noone is on my shitlist atm lol
26:00 <matrix> Hey thirteenth   long time no see
26:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Greetings matrix!
27:00 <Yilmaz> ThirteenthOrder: I fully support emotional investment in relationships .... but at the same time I also fully support spreading my seed like a farmer plough if that said relationship breaks down.
28:00 <Yilmaz> Accept the break down of your marriage (if it actually occurs) with the realisation that removing that hurdle from your life now frees up a lot of time to have sex with strangers. 
28:00 <matrix> Yilmaz you are just a common tart lol
28:00 <Yilmaz> You are old and single. My advice is sound and based in many years of experience. 
29:00 <Yilmaz> If you were to ever ejaculate again matrix ... dust would come out. 
29:00 <matrix> Oh Yilmaz you are such a try hard troll
29:00 <matrix> Lol
29:00 <Yilmaz> Who's trolling?
29:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Rofl, I know this one girl who wants to fuck me...
30:00 <ThirteenthOrder> sooo yeah, she's got a bf and a baby, but she wants me... rofl
30:00 <Yilmaz> ThirteenthOrder: There you go! Planning ahead already. 
30:00 <ThirteenthOrder> She's 19, petite, nice tits...
30:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Only problem is she's a former escort lol
30:00 <Serenity> i think its safe to say your marriage is over
30:00 <Yilmaz> I would try and find out if your wife has been attacked before you go rooting around though otherwise you may be the unintended cause of a mental snap that could see your penis chopped off.
30:00 <matrix> Thirteenth sounds perfect really
31:00 <Serenity> [6:27pm] <Yilmaz> ThirteenthOrder: I fully support emotional investment in relationships .... but at the same time I also fully support spreading my seed like a farmer plough if that said relationship breaks down.
31:00 <Serenity> yeah but why not end it first
31:00 <Yilmaz> I am starting to wonder if ThirteenthOrder isn't just creating a problem with his wife on irc to try and lure the sloods from the net into a root with him. 
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :|
32:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: Of course.
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> DUDE, I would never fuck a slooder
32:00 <matrix> Guess that is plausible
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> especially not after the long long long time ago
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> when i fucked monkeyinmymind
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Filthy cuntslut she was.
32:00 <matrix> Oh yoy didnt????
32:00 <matrix> Tell me you didn't do her
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Dude
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> when she was like 16
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I fucked her all those years ago.
33:00 <matrix> Oh you poor thing
33:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I know
33:00 <Yilmaz> What is wrong with her? 
33:00 <matrix> Yiu must have been desperate
33:00 <matrix> Even I wouldnt do her 
33:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Everything... Where's EK to explain more? :P LOL
33:00 <Yilmaz> Hang on ... he intentionally fucked her ... why does he deserve sympathy?
33:00 <ThirteenthOrder> She was the premiere slut of this channel
33:00 <matrix> He got sucked in at a low point in his life
33:00 <Maurice> I bet she put that on her resume
33:00 <Yilmaz> You chose to root her. Sucks to be you.
34:00 <Serenity> a root is a root. i dont believe in bagging anyone out that youve fucked. it directly is a judgement on you as a person
34:00 <ThirteenthOrder> She thought I had already fucked someone...
34:00 <ThirteenthOrder> But i lost my V card to her dudes
34:00 <matrix> Oh god no
34:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I was 18 she was 16 lol
34:00 <matrix> She was your first? ????
34:00 <Yilmaz> At least she was a premier slut and not a low life slut like lumeah2 is. She had a gang bang with shads and his dad. 
34:00 <matrix> More fool you
34:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I KNOW DUDE lol
34:00 <matrix> Ruined you for life
34:00 <ThirteenthOrder> HOLY FUCK DUDES, IT'S RUSH!
35:00 <Yilmaz> No. this is fucking stupid. You can't put your hand up for sympathy for rooting a known irc whore simply because you got too horny to restrain yourself. 
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Sooo anyone going to PAXAUS?
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'm working there all three days :P
35:00 <Serenity> you cant get sympathy for any root far as im concerned skirmish
35:00 <Serenity> you chose to do it
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Volunteer for Wizards of the Coast.
35:00 <Serenity> no one makes you
35:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: Exactly! 
36:00 <Yilmaz> Are we sure that ThirteenthOrder even got married? Maybe he has been away for a while dealing with the emotional wreck that is his life after his fiance left him and he now returns with a story that tries to picture him as the victim? 
36:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :| lol
36:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Dude, I got married, got the wedding photos (which I'm not sharing) to prove it :)
36:00 <Yilmaz> You're suss mate. 
37:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I will only share with the slooders I'm close to... lol or have been close to :P
37:00 <Serenity> well if you arent sharing
37:00 <Serenity> you dont have them to prove anything
37:00 <Yilmaz> ^
37:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :| FINE!
37:00 <Serenity> i do wish youd stop using slooding though. its not 1999
37:00 <Serenity> and netz is long gone
37:00 <Maurice> I don't even know wtf that means
37:00 <Serenity> its some stupid thing netz made up
38:00 <Yilmaz> Wasn't there an austnet slooders website at one stage? 
38:00 <Yilmaz> brb
38:00 <Serenity> yeah there was
38:00 <Serenity> i was thinking for it but its gone
38:00 <Thoth> Oh fucking every now and then I fall apart! And I need you now tonight! I fuckin need you more than ever! And if you only hold me tight! We're fucking holding on forever
38:00 <Serenity> thinking?... looking
38:00 <doctor> nice Thoth
38:00 <Yilmaz> I call shenanigans on ThirteenthOrder's entire story tonight. 
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I was speaking to Jamie the other day online :)
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> He's around... lol
39:00 <Serenity> not here he isnt
39:00 <Serenity> hes on twitter
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Not here, hell no lol
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> That!
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> (Like me)
39:00 <Serenity> yeah that = long gone
39:00 <Thoth> So karaoke eh
40:00 <matrix> Karaoke is good
40:00 <matrix> Well net for the ppl listening to me
40:00 <matrix> But its hell fun
40:00 <Thoth> I be drinking jager bombs 
40:00 <Thoth> I don't care
40:00 <Thoth> They can either enjoy it or leave :D
41:00 <lumeah2> oh jager is nice
41:00 <Thoth> the wife has the weekend off too, so she is getting all slutty
42:00 <Serenity> mmm slutty
42:00 <Maurice> Mmm weekend
43:00 <Thoth> mmm all
43:00 <matrix> Slutty wife = happiness :-P
44:00 <lumeah2> why cuz you don't have to do all the satisfing?
44:00 <Thoth> You know you can look like a slut but not actually be one
44:00 <Thoth> Don't be racist
45:00 <Thoth> I look like a giant douche but I'm not one. I'm a creep.
45:00 <lumeah2> well your in good company lol.
45:00 <ness> arrrrgggghhh soooo friggen tired
45:00 <Thoth> jager bomb
46:00 <Yilmaz> ness: What podcasts do you listen to? 
46:00 <ness> armin, above and beyond
47:00 <Yilmaz> Never heard of it. What is it about? 
48:00 <ness> just dj / radio mixes
48:00 <Yilmaz> Ah ok. 
48:00 <Yilmaz> You should check out the Going Quantum podcast then.
48:00 <ness> my fortune cookie today says.  "You will find a thing. it may be important"
49:00 <Yilmaz> lumeah2: well YOU'RE in good company lol.  Come on you gigantic afro headed bunyip. Get your act together.
50:00 <matrix> It may be important
50:00 <matrix> It may not be
50:00 <matrix> Yilmaz why arent you with your family tonight
50:00 <ness> how very vague.  oh look, i found a remote control.....its very important
50:00 <Yilmaz> matrix: I am at work. Just like last night. Would you like a custom sign too?
51:00 <oxygen> damn,  i want pizza but i cant afford it tonight
51:00 <matrix> I love the way you can spend so much work time on irc
51:00 <Maurice> I would
51:00 <Thoth> damn I have no fucks to give
51:00 <matrix> Wish I had a job that allowed that
51:00 <Yilmaz> oxygen: I thought your $1200 a fortnight DSP was more than enough? 
51:00 <ness> seriously, not even $10 for  pizza?
51:00 <oxygen> most of the time it is when my mums bloody cooks
51:00 <Maurice> Lots of people have jobs where they can IRC
51:00 <matrix> Maurice do they????
51:00 <Maurice> I had one where I could even nap
52:00 <Maurice> Yes????
52:00 <Yilmaz> Over the years there have been heaps of people that irc from work. ShadowLurker does it. 
52:00 <oxygen> its not a cheap pizza,  i get gourmet pizza in a party size which costs me $33
52:00 <Thoth> You know whats nice on pizza. Sprinkes of mass builder protein supp. I'm not fat
52:00 <Yilmaz> oxygen: Get a job you loser and you could afford pizza. 
52:00 <ness> well if you are a broke cunt don't have expensive tastes
52:00 <Thoth> Choc flavoured
52:00 <ShadowLurker> you what
53:00 <Yilmaz> LOL @ that statement. 
53:00 <oxygen> im broke and i have epensive taste,  too bad for me
53:00 <ness> get a $7 margharita and shut up
53:00 <Yilmaz> "Sprinkles of mass builder protein supp. I'm not fat."
53:00 <Yilmaz> oxygen: It's because you're broke on the DSP. Get a job. 
53:00 <oxygen> i could use my saved up emergency money i have in the bank, but not for a pizza
53:00 <oxygen> fuck off Yilmaz,  get off my back
54:00 <Thoth> skirm: don't knock it till you try it
54:00 <oxygen> u dont even know how hard my life has been
54:00 <Yilmaz> Get off mine you government funded scab! 
54:00 <matrix> How about everyone get off everyones back and just be bloody nice
54:00 <Maurice> Nobody has had an easy life
54:00 <Yilmaz> Thoth: I'm not knocking it ... although I wouldn't put my powder on pizza. I just love how you had to add "I'm not fat" at the end of the sentence.
55:00 <Thoth> skirm: so I hear you pay a decent tax... am I alone in feeling we should be entitled to our own centrelink bogan?
55:00 <Serenity> matrix stop telling people what to do
55:00 <Serenity> jesus
55:00 <Serenity> if i wanted you as a moderator id add you as one
55:00 <Thoth> I mean I'm not having kids, but I'd have a centrelink bogan live with me. Only if I could tell them to do things and they never did it
55:00 <Yilmaz> matrix the socialist do gooder is sniffing his own farts telling everyone to be more like him again.
55:00 <oxygen> i got bullied so fucking bad in high school  i was left traumatised and its been 15 years and i still feel shaken by it,  its affected my ability to get a job
55:00 <matrix> Serenity why cant I have an opinion?   Skirmish has beenn disrespectful to most ppl on bere
55:00 <matrix> Here
55:00 <Serenity> you can have all the opinion you want
55:00 <matrix> And he is the one saying he wants a peaceful normal chat
55:00 <Serenity> but stop moderating people
56:00 <Yilmaz> I don't tell people what to do matrix. 
56:00 <matrix> He asks for people to be banned constantly
56:00 <Yilmaz> I tell them what I think, about what they do.
56:00 <Thoth> Serenity: can you ban matrix?
56:00 <Thoth> plz?
56:00 <matrix> Yilmaz: you always ask for people you dont like to be banned
56:00 <Yilmaz> ^
56:00 <Serenity> i can ban you thoth
56:00 <Yilmaz> Ban matrix for lots of hugs.
56:00 <oxygen> Yilmaz  what the fuck do u do for a living?
57:00 <ness> whats wrong with you cunts, be nice to each other
57:00 <Thoth> Serenity: ban oxygen too plz
57:00 <Yilmaz> If you ban matrix a nigerian prince will email you with how to get access to some cash.
57:00 <Thoth> actually just +m this bitch
57:00 <Maurice> ness can I see your norks
57:00 <lumeah2> They get off on it ness
57:00 <Yilmaz> I want to see ness' norks too.
57:00 <Yilmaz> ME TOO! 
57:00 <matrix> Serenity you going to tell ness off too
57:00 <oxygen> lumeah , my loo is getting very filthy  u might need to come in for a spring clean
57:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:54:16 PM* <oxygen> u dont even know how hard my life has been <-- LOOOOOOOL
57:00 <Yilmaz> ban matrix for not getting with the program and being all about ness' norks now.
58:00 <matrix> Wtf Yilmaz
58:00 <oxygen> wtf's so funny bitch?
58:00 <matrix> You are deranged
58:00 <ness> excuse me can you leave my norks alone.
58:00 <Thoth> ork nork
58:00 <Yilmaz> ness: You cannot appreciate how gentle I could be to your norks. 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ Thoth telling to ban ppl
58:00 <oxygen> you'll get it back tenfolds serenity
58:00 <oxygen> shadowlurker
59:00 <Yilmaz> Now oxygen is a prophet. 
59:00 <ness> i really dontcare, they are not for your entertainment
59:00 <Yilmaz> Austnet has it all.
59:00 <doctor> ban it all! ban it all to hell...
59:00 <Yilmaz> ness: Can we exchange pictures in a pm window?  Clothed please. 
59:00 <ness> no
00:00 <Yilmaz> I will allow you to maybe go down to just a sports bra ... but nothing less. I don't want my image of you ruined. 
00:00 <Yilmaz> I hate it when chicks on the internet play hard to get.
00:00 <ness> um....no
01:00 <Yilmaz> Why can't you be easy peasy like Maurice? 
01:00 <oxygen> you will pay the price for laughing at someone going through a difficult traumatic life shadow,  
01:00 <Maurice> What can I say? I'm all about pleasing people
01:00 <Yilmaz> oxygen: You mean they will get sore stomach muscles from laughter?
01:00 <oxygen> there is a god and he will mak u suffer
01:00 <partay> Maurice gets her tits out on request
02:00 <Thoth> Maurice: can you ban the burqas?
02:00 <Yilmaz> Ever heard of the organisation "Beyond Blue"? Their success rate at preventing male suicide has increased 400% since they started handing out picture of Maurice topless.
02:00 <Thoth> plz?
02:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice' baps have given thousands of men a reason to live.
03:00 <oxygen> the burqas are better at hungry jacks
03:00 <partay> they are quality baps 
03:00 <lumeah2> lol
03:00 <Maurice> See ness, if you just showed me your norks, you too could have had this attention
03:00 <matrix> The channel is back to normal I see
03:00 <partay> ness norks kgo
03:00 <Yilmaz> They were going to use Serenity' baps but their research group all developed carpal tunnel. 
04:00 <lumeah2> im sure she wants it Maurice
04:00 <partay> the channel always reverts back to boobs 
04:00 <Doodle> where
04:00 <Yilmaz> lumeah2 was keen to show me her tits at one stage. I was turned off when she said "Just wait I need to shave my nipples". 
04:00 <partay> not to be mistaken for picards back boobs
04:00 <lumeah2> ahahaha
04:00 <Thoth> Alhamdulillah!
04:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <Yilmaz> I said to her "Lumeah, how many nipples do you have?" and she said "6". 
05:00 <Thoth> Al-hamdu lillahi rabbil alamin!
05:00 <lumeah2> lol well i need tellicope to see your tackle i thought it was pointless
05:00 <oxygen> hairy nipples are normal for bush pigs
05:00 <Yilmaz> WHAT THE FUCK IS A TELLICOPE YOU MUNTED BUNYIP! 
06:00 <Thoth> You know last time I went camping I raped a bunyip
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL oxygen
06:00 <Thoth> Or did he rape me, I forget
06:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/backnipples.jpg
06:00 <ShadowLurker> im gunna pay huh
06:00 <Yilmaz> Thoth: Check out lumeah2' pic and see if you recognise it. 
06:00 <Maurice> Dem back nipz
07:00 <Thoth> what pic?
07:00 <ness> lol the batchelor re-runs are on
08:00 <ness> asks a girl to marry him and then disappears...........typical Batchelor.  What man wants to be tied down
08:00 <Maurice> A submissive one?
08:00 <Yilmaz> Wait ... are you offering? 
08:00 <Yilmaz> ... or are you being rhetorical.
08:00 <ness> lol Maurice
09:00 <Thoth> Doodle: I'd titty fuck that
09:00 <Thoth> wbu?
09:00 <Doodle> neg
09:00 <ness> he wanted to find love......had 30 fucking women to choose from and still fucks off
09:00 <Yilmaz> How do you think he got the picture? 
12:00 <Doodle> he didnt want to find love
12:00 <Doodle> just more vaginas
12:00 <Digerati> Doodle
12:00 <Doodle> Digerati
12:00 <Digerati> hi
12:00 <Doodle> a bit
12:00 <lumeah2> http://likes.com/misc/b00bs-that-you-cannot-unsee-1?v=124XTICw4xataU68E1h7LlU41xAnfJ0fO&page=1.
12:00 <Doodle> whats it to you
12:00 <lumeah2> there ya go boys
12:00 <Yilmaz> Stuck my head into the control room and Natalie is recoiling from the screens. Ask her what is wrong and she says "I hate spiders and there are a few cameras that have spiders building webs over the lense so I am getting extreme close ups. Can I swap with someone else?" 
12:00 <Maurice> (19:12:44) (Digerati): hi
12:00 <Maurice> (19:12:48) (Doodle): a bit
12:00 <Maurice> Lollll
13:00 <Yilmaz> The evil part of me wants to say no.
13:00 <ness> why propose then leave on a couple weeks later
13:00 <Doodle> @_@
13:00 <ness> I didn't think Sam was right for him anyway.  He should have chosen Jessica
13:00 <Yilmaz> ness: Because, tv and not real life? 
13:00 <Doodle> ness he left in search of more vaginas
13:00 <ness> but men are dumb cunts.  don't know what is good for them
13:00 <matrix> Agree with Yilmaz 
13:00 <matrix> Not that I do that oftwn
13:00 <Doodle> agree with ness
14:00 <Digerati> agree with his cock
14:00 <Yilmaz> Are you naturally a man hater ness? 
14:00 <Digerati> faggots
14:00 <Maurice> He used to be a stripper, so this isn't surprising
14:00 <matrix> Most men are jerks
14:00 <Digerati> agree with yilmaz cock
14:00 <matrix> That is known
14:00 <Doodle> i'm a jerk
14:00 <Digerati> cos your all fags
14:00 <Yilmaz> Stop sniffing your farts matrix. 
14:00 <ness> no im not. i am seeing someone who is lovely
14:00 <Doodle> i saw this girl in the supermarket and she said hi and i think i know her but not sure so i said hi and kept going
14:00 <Doodle> is that a jerk move
15:00 <Yilmaz> Does the person you are seeing know thirteenthorder's wife? 
15:00 <matrix> Nah doodle
15:00 <Maurice> No
15:00 <Doodle> she looked disappointed
15:00 <Doodle> but girls always do when they see me
15:00 <matrix> That is normal supermarket behavious
15:00 <Maurice> Maybe she wanted you to cop a feel on the way
15:00 <matrix> Not saying hi would of been a jerk move
15:00 <Yilmaz> Doodle: rate her out of 10. 10 being "Could not possibly enter her before ejaculating". 
15:00 <Doodle> oh well i missed the boat there
15:00 <Doodle> 7.5
15:00 <ness> um i don't know what you mean by that
15:00 <Yilmaz> Did she work at the supermarket?
15:00 <Doodle> no lol
16:00 <Doodle> she looked like she had stuff in her basket for kids tho, so thats put her straight off the list
16:00 <Yilmaz> Well, if you see her again, you initiate the hi this time.
16:00 <Doodle> nah
16:00 <beehhh> Eid mubarak chinese people
16:00 <Thoth> Women are smart and deserve respect
16:00 <Doodle> i dont want to raise nobody elses kids
16:00 <Yilmaz> Come on mang you need to be a mother fucker! 
16:00 <Thoth> Just kidding, they should suck my dick
16:00 <Doodle> dude
16:00 <Doodle> the last chick i slept with
16:00 <beehhh> dracula untold was awesome lots of crazy fights
16:00 <Yilmaz> ShadowLurker fucks some kids mum! It's not a bad thing to do! 
16:00 <Doodle> had 2 ex husbands and 3 kids
16:00 <Doodle> one was a marine
16:00 <Doodle> the husband not the kids
16:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah that is going a bit too far eh. 
17:00 <beehhh> one man vs thousands
17:00 <partay> Doodle you playing hard to get again ?
17:00 <Doodle> those were the days
17:00 <Doodle> back when i had sex
17:00 <Doodle> not at all partay
17:00 <Yilmaz> The last woman I was with before my lovely fiance had an ex husband in the navy and 3 kids.
17:00 <Maurice> So sex tonight is a no go then, Doodle?
17:00 <beehhh> many people comming to get it in straya
17:00 <Doodle> my last gf has 3 kids now
17:00 <Maurice> And to think I shaved my legs for no reason
17:00 <Doodle> dodged a bullet there
17:00 <Serenity> excuse me please dont use us in internet analogies
18:00 <Serenity> thanks
18:00 <Doodle> loool Maurice
18:00 <Doodle> sezz said anal
18:00 <Yilmaz> Her and I ended badly because after being on/off again for 2 years she asked me to tell her the names of her kids .... I didn't know. 
18:00 <beehhh> losing both hands to a shark is worse than losing a cock to a butcher
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
18:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: I had to because Doodle looks up to ShadowLurker like a role model.
18:00 <Serenity> yeah please fuck off
18:00 <beehhh> we could combined
18:00 <milk> I saw James Valentine on TV and he wasn't drinking beer
18:00 <Thoth> Serenity: plz ban the burqa
18:00 <partay> beehhh you retard.. weren't you banished from here ?
18:00 <Serenity> yeah robs hell jealous of ShadowLurker's noddy car
19:00 <Doodle> lol i didnt even see it
19:00 <Doodle> hahaha
19:00 <Doodle> when he drives it
19:00 <beehhh> you have no idea what im gonna show ya
19:00 <Yilmaz> The convertible diahatsu?
19:00 <milk> IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY
19:00 <partay> Doodle no room for kids in your bitch magnet
19:00 <Doodle> it looks like big ears has nicked noddy's car
19:00 <Doodle> fuck no partay
19:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <milk> ... there is nothing so depraved and hopeless as a man in the depths of an ether binge...
19:00 <ness> should not have decided to go slightly blonde today.  $175 on my hair and I don't like it
20:00 <partay> ness give me a look
20:00 <doctor> where can i find some ether?
20:00 <Doodle> ether shop
20:00 <Serenity> i dont know if i want seafood sauce on my fish or tartare
20:00 <Doodle> tartare
20:00 <Serenity> 1st world problems
20:00 <Serenity> ok you win
20:00 <ness> just lemon Serenity, always best with seafood
20:00 <Doodle> i went slightly blonde yesterday when i left my handbrake off
21:00 <Doodle> D:
21:00 <ness> lol doodle.
21:00 <matrix> Lemon goes with almost anything
21:00 <ness> i hit my car twice yesterday.........fucking bird brain
21:00 <Doodle> would have cost me a lot more than $175 lol
21:00 <Doodle> you hit it?
21:00 <Doodle> like punched it?
21:00 <Doodle> or hit stuff with it
21:00 <ness> nope, reversed into someone
21:00 <Doodle> oh dear
21:00 <Doodle> :/
22:00 <partay> ness you are blonde 
22:00 <Doodle> you know those shiny things on your front doors and the one in the middle of the windscreen
22:00 <Doodle> those are mirrors
22:00 <Yilmaz> http://www.parts-specs.com/photos/0244284-Daihatsu-Copen-Type-1-2004.jpg   <----- ShadowLurker has one of these?
22:00 <ness> then later my car rolls over a concrete parking stopper as i reversed over it, pulled the bumper off (don't know where my brain was yesterday)
22:00 <Doodle> oh fuck ness
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> bad day
22:00 <partay> jesus
22:00 <Doodle> remind me not to drive near you
23:00 <partay> dont let ness take you to the drive-in
23:00 <Doodle> did you stick the bumper back on
23:00 <Doodle> cable tie surgery
23:00 <ness> yeah but i noticed a cable hanging down today.  need to go to a panel beater
23:00 <Thoth> hey serenity you bitch
23:00 <Doodle> its nothing important
23:00 <Thoth> ahmed mirza is a nice guy
23:00 <Doodle> did you sie yet?
23:00 <Doodle> die
23:00 <ness> just before going on holiday (thats all i need)
24:00 <Doodle> its probably something useless like tail lights
24:00 <matrix> You are not having a good week are you Nessy
24:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
24:00 <partay> Doodle go over to ness and make up for your failings today
24:00 <Yilmaz> Ness has gone from sounding nice to a high maintenance woman.
24:00 <Doodle> my failings?
25:00 <partay> trolley chick
25:00 <Doodle> lolol
25:00 <Yilmaz> What is partay on about?
25:00 <partay> Doodle is with me 
25:00 <ness> im not high maintenance at all
25:00 <Doodle> i wanted to put flash new headlight globes in my car a while back
25:00 <partay> Yilmaz shush
25:00 <Doodle> til i realised the whole front bumper has to come off
25:00 <Yilmaz> Your car insurance company would beg to differ.
26:00 <Yilmaz> HID's? 
26:00 <ness> i just had a bad day.  i'm not putting it through insurance
26:00 <Serenity> Thoth or should i say ATS63 please dont talk to me
26:00 <Doodle> yeah brighter xenons
26:00 <Yilmaz> If you tore your whole bumper off it is going to be cheaper to put it through insurance.
26:00 <Doodle> no driving lights on a 350z
26:00 <Yilmaz> What kind of car do you have ness? 
27:00 <ness> its just the brackets.  i'll do a deal no problems
27:00 <Doodle> ness you should get a hummer then you can drive over whatever you like
27:00 <Yilmaz> Smooth Doodle.
27:00 <partay> chicks love a smooth doodle 
28:00 <Yilmaz> partay: Is it your role to be the last guy to the conversation tonight? 
28:00 <Yilmaz> Doodle: I don't think I have seen an after market HID kit that has been an easy install yet. 
29:00 <Doodle> i have hids
29:00 <Doodle> its just the globes that need upgrading
29:00 <Doodle> but to get to them the bumper has to come off
29:00 <Yilmaz> No rear access? *waits for partay's comment*
29:00 <Doodle> you can try fishing your arms up under the headlights if you take the front wheels off
30:00 <Doodle> and the wheel liners
30:00 <Doodle> and the waindscreen washer bottle
30:00 <Doodle> -a
30:00 <Yilmaz> Balls to all that. 
30:00 <Doodle> yeh
30:00 <Doodle> 6 bolts to take off the bumper
30:00 <ness> lol can't wait to watch 'Dating Naked'.  WTF!!!
30:00 <Doodle> 3 for each headlight
30:00 <beehhh> drcula was against the turks
31:00 <partay> ness its shit
32:00 <partay> some chick is suing the show cos they showed her tits 
32:00 <Yilmaz> beehhh: You know ban evading will get you perm banned.
32:00 <partay> true story
33:00 <Yilmaz> Oh ... you were only kicked. :( 
33:00 <ness> i would never rock up naked to a date
34:00 <Yilmaz> You prude.
34:00 <Serenity> good choice on the tartare roodles
34:00 <ness> no problem with getting naked but not meet naked, how wierd
34:00 <Doodle> ;)
34:00 <Maurice> At least you'll know if his dick is worth a 2nd date
34:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
34:00 <partay> ness are you lights on or lights of?
35:00 <partay> Maurice.. always thinking 
35:00 <ness> lights off
35:00 <Doodle> Maurice thinks with her cooch
35:00 <partay> wtf?
35:00 <ness> mood lighting
35:00 <Serenity> madagascar is on ten Maurice
35:00 <Doodle> nude lighting
35:00 <Maurice> We're watching Hotel Transylvania
35:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice has been known to black out and wake up days later with a bruised pelvis because her cooch takes over.
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Maurice> That has happened
35:00 <Doodle> and a tree sticking out of her back
36:00 <Maurice> LOL
36:00 <Yilmaz> lol
36:00 <Maurice> I once had sex at a bonfire in melb and woke up in bed with no memory of how I got there
36:00 <Maurice> I say bonfire but it was only me and Cam there
37:00 <Zade> same night beehhh place got burnt down?
37:00 <Yilmaz> Same night beehhh got deported. 
38:00 <Zade> both pretty good days 
38:00 <Yilmaz> Now we know why beehhh keeps coming to this channel. It's because Maurice is the reason he was deported.
38:00 <Serenity> mm home made fish n chups and dr pepper
38:00 <Serenity> living on the wild side
38:00 <Maurice> It was simply a timely phone call
38:00 <Yilmaz> Ethan wants to live with you now Serenity. 
39:00 <Maurice> I just had a party pie and I put the sauce inside the lid, so of course when I bit into it it splooged down the front of me
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Yilmaz> He won't have any fish though. 
39:00 <Yilmaz> Chips and dr pepper though ... 
39:00 <Serenity> my kids have chicken nuggets
39:00 <Serenity> he can have them
39:00 <Doodle> wouldnt be the first time hey Maurice
39:00 <ness> Maurice had a dirty street pie
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WM5BacJvg
39:00 <Maurice> First time with a pie Doodle ;)
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP Envy Recline 27 TouchSmart AIO (Sep 23, 2013) 2:21 - Category: Science & Technology - 26,643 views - 48 likes (94.1%), 3 dislikes (5.9%)
40:00 <matrix> Night all
40:00 <Yilmaz> beehhh: You should PM lumeah2. She said that she would be happy to be your girlfriend to help you back into the country.
41:00 <ness> Beeehhh was it a difficult process to try to get a visa here?
42:00 <Yilmaz> Not difficult enough ... 
42:00 <beehhh> nope ness waiting to be
43:00 <beehhh> finish my degree then i'd apply to visit my twin with his medical cert
43:00 <ness> are you still trying to get in?
43:00 <beehhh> not for the past 3nhalf years
43:00 <beehhh> next year june july sure give it a shot
44:00 <beehhh> see how things first
44:00 <Yilmaz> Hey beehhh .... link your drivers licence pictures again for me :) 
44:00 <beehhh> still the same licence dude
44:00 <beehhh> wait
44:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah but I don't remember the details. I work for the govt. I will get your name on a list for you.
45:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
45:00 <beehhh> ok here it is
45:00 <British^Meat> i wish u werent  here  beehhh ....
45:00 <Maurice> The do not allow in country list
45:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice: Bingo
46:00 <beehhh> wrong place at the wrong time is that what your trying to say British^Meat?
47:00 <beehhh> chicks dig my art
48:00 <Yilmaz> You're already flagged beehhh for overstayed a visa. I don't like your chances of getting back in with this govt. 
49:00 <Yilmaz> They will probably send you to cambodia. 
50:00 <ness> the shit thing is, they don't let people work.  they give them a visa, pay them an amount but them say, you cant work in our country.  i don't understand that.
51:00 <Yilmaz> Because the ones from shitty pov countries agree to work for below minimum wages ness. 
51:00 <ness> so is it better to tell them they can't work?
52:00 <ness> leaving them poor
52:00 <Yilmaz> wait, are you talking about general entry visas or boat people?
52:00 <ness> both
52:00 <Yilmaz> Some general entry visas allow work. Depends on how you apply. 
52:00 <ness> 458 visas are allowed to work i think
53:00 <Yilmaz> If you release boat people into the community on temp visas ... how are you going to get them back out later if you find they shouldn't stay?
53:00 <ness> but why aren't boat people not allowed to work
53:00 <beehhh> shit tis all come out
53:00 <ness> ok well how long is the time period of making that decision
53:00 <Yilmaz> How long is a piece of string? 
54:00 <beehhh> i need to stop wanking three times a day
54:00 <ness> so no set period them
54:00 <Yilmaz> Some of the problems faced ness is that a lot of illegal entries are encouraged by the smugglers to ditch their passports and ID. 
54:00 <beehhh> ness carer visa is where i will apply
54:00 <beehhh> my cock for care
55:00 <Yilmaz> That makes things infinitely harder for the govt to identify them, and without identifying them, how do we know they are safe to release into the community? 
55:00 <beehhh> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
56:00 <Yilmaz> For instance. The bleeding heart fart sniffing do gooders would have us just allow them to come into the community whilst we look into them.  We then find that one is a convicted murderer, or a rapist.  Do you want them loose in your neighbourhood?
56:00 <ness> so they are allowed in on a temp visa, not allowed to work but paid by the government.  excuse my ignorance but defeats the purpose
56:00 <beehhh> fairly long ago
56:00 <Yilmaz> ness: if you are paid by the govt, you have to stay in contact with them. They know where you are. You make your own money ... no emphasis on keeping in touch ... they vanish.
57:00 <Digerati> beehhh, does this look like faggot hour to you motherfucker ?
57:00 <Yilmaz> If we find a reason to refuse their stay, I would much rather the govt knew exactly where to find them and then deport them.
57:00 <Digerati> you heard me bitch
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0U-PPrYcY
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SEAFOOD SPAGHETTI (PASTA PESCATORE STYLE) - theitaliancookingclass.com (Oct 28, 2012) 9:54 - Category: Howto & Style - 60,404 views - likes (92.3%), dislikes (7.7%) dislikes (7.7%)
58:00 <beehhh> i just cooked that
58:00 <ness> ok.  but i think there shoudl be a time limit.  eg 2 years or 3 years
58:00 <Digerati> now bend the fuck over, like a good faggot ass motherfucker
58:00 <beehhh> i used alaskan fish fillet frozen
59:00 <Yilmaz> ness: If they arrived with their documents then it would take a lot less time to process. 
59:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> just had a chicken sandwich
59:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hi all
59:00 <beehhh> Yilmaz lemme take a hot shower then we talk all nite
59:00 <Digerati> faggot
59:00 <Yilmaz> Would you agree that we set a timeframe ... maybe 18 months and if by that time due to their deliberate attempt to be anonymous we deport them? 
59:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hi Lumeah
59:00 <ness> so if they arrive with their documents, then technically not seeking refuge (then you send them back?) catch 22
59:00 <Yilmaz> Yes. 
00:00 <Yilmaz> I don't know the exact figures but over the past 10 years a lot of "refuges" have been found to just be economic refuges trying to skip the line. 
00:00 <Digerati> send em back cos they don't have a dolla
00:00 <Digerati> fags
01:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hi Digerati
01:00 <Digerati> wtf
01:00 <Digerati> cant u get a longer nick ?
01:00 <Digerati> i mean wtf
02:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i had insomnia
02:00 <Digerati> it shows
02:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> really bad case of it
02:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ok ok
02:00 <Yilmaz> ness: Think about this. How did most of them get to Indonesia and come up with the funds to pay the smugglers to get here? 
03:00 <Digerati> bee_girl
03:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> might have myself a smoke
03:00 <Digerati> is a guy
03:00 <Digerati> fag
03:00 <bee_girl> ?
03:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> what kind of fag guy are you?
03:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati is going to be a wanker all night. 
04:00 <ness> i guess, i should really find more info on this
04:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hi bee_girl!!!
04:00 <Yilmaz> ness: I applaud you for wanting to know more. Most of the do gooders just believe whatever story suits them the best and they preach on it. 
04:00 <bee_girl> who are you? i forget
04:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> iam romeo
05:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> have you had a good day?
06:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i played with some dogs
06:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> today
06:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> romeO
06:00 <Yilmaz> I don't see what their issue is. They have come to the country on the excuse they are escaping persecution and possible death. So they are here, fed, given medical assistance on the Australian tax payers dime, and they still believe they are getting hard done by. 
07:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> bee_girl
07:00 <bee_girl> what already?
07:00 <Yilmaz> I believe if they are genuine, they would just be happy to be safe and being looked after no matter how long it took.
07:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> whatcha up to tonight?
07:00 <bee_girl> being looked after? thats drawing a long bow
08:00 <ness> Yilmaz how much money are they given though?  Australia is pretty fucking expensive.  i find it hard and im on good money
08:00 <Yilmaz> bee_girl: Are they at risk of being killed? 
08:00 <bee_girl> apparently yes
08:00 <bee_girl> dont u listen to the news?
08:00 <Yilmaz> ness: I don't know. I would imagine it's enough to survive, but not enough to flourish. 
08:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> 808 pm
08:00 <Yilmaz> lol the news has an agenda bee_girl. No, I read reports instead. 
09:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> have you had a good day? bee_girl?
09:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i played with some dogs
09:00 <bee_girl> yilmaz i haven't watched commercial tv in years... regardless of where you obtain ur information I think we are all of the understanding that death in detention centres occur
09:00 <bee_girl> good for you romeo
09:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ...>>> getting hot cause it's summer
09:00 <Yilmaz> If I had a choice between getting my head chopped off with an axe of living in a camp environment getting fed and clothed for free I know I would be very happy to have the second option.
09:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> :)
09:00 <ness> yeah i can't listen to the news, or the free love let everyone in
10:00 <ness> i think we need to be selective. But don't give them handouts for prolonged periods. if they want to be here they should be made to learn our way of life
10:00 <Yilmaz> The free love let everyone in people will be the loudest group when enclaves develop and ehtnic crime escalates. 
10:00 <Yilmaz> ethnic*
11:00 <Yilmaz> ness: The ones given entry are expected to look after themselves. 
11:00 <ness> ok
11:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> exspensive where?? ??
12:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> )) __ )) __ ))
12:00 <Yilmaz> The ones waiting to be processed are the ones everyone is up in arms about. It wasn't reported on widely because it goes against the bleeding heart views, but when it looked like you would get a better deal if you had children with you and trying to enter the country, there were cases of refuges kidnapping infants before leaving their country of origin.
13:00 <bee_girl> 'cases of' that sounds far fetched to say the least
13:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> bee_girl dd you get up early today or late?
13:00 <bee_girl> wheres ur sources
13:00 <Yilmaz> Oh look I have a babeh you must let me in and be nice to me!  Oh yeah ... I stole the kid btw.
13:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> bee_girl did you get up early today or late?
14:00 <slower> Yilmaz can you tell us where you get your information from?
14:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i was up late
14:00 <bee_girl> romeo stop with pointless questions
14:00 <Yilmaz> slower: Reading. My job. 
14:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ok bee_girl
14:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> )) __ )) __ )) back to this
15:00 <slower> that is a rather vague answer, lets have some facts
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> (( __ (( __ ((  
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> )) __ )) __ )) back to this
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> :)
15:00 <bee_girl> i doubt he can provide them
15:00 <bee_girl> romeo are you looking to be banned??
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> nope
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> maybe
16:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> <<__<<__<<
16:00 <Yilmaz> Well anything I read at work I am not at liberty to share and I couldn't be bothered looking up material for you to read. 
16:00 <slower> yes a lot of dribble no substance[on everything he says] can we have a break thanks
16:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> >>__>>__>>
16:00 <beehhh> taking easy tonight going to bed an earlier
17:00 <Yilmaz> *shrugs* We can all have an opinion. 
17:00 <bee_girl> typical
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> more food? less food?
17:00 <beehhh> ness: what suuddenly melt your hearts for me?
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmm food.
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hehe
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> foood
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i wanted to check out that afl stripper chick
18:00 <beehhh> moving on wasnt so easy as you've noticed but such is life
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> -_-
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Lish, ASL?
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hi Lish
18:00 <Lish> Hah
18:00 <Lish> Hey
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> :)
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> how are you?
19:00 <beehhh> Yilmaz what if you'd lose your job by the time i'm ready to apply?
19:00 <beehhh> people ages and I dont
19:00 <Lish> I'm great
19:00 <Lish> You
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> cool
19:00 <ness> beehhh i have no interest in you
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> yep nice and awke frsh and clean
19:00 <ness> i just know you were thrown out, trying to work out why
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> yep nice and awake fresh and clean
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> have you had lunch Lish?
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i had a chicken sandwich
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Lunch?
20:00 <MysteriousShado> At 10.20pm?
20:00 <beehhh> "Only if I had a time machine" - Gillard
20:00 <beehhh> is my answer
20:00 <Lish> I had soup
20:00 <Lish> For my second dinner
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> cool
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ahh
21:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> do you drink wine?
21:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> or coffee?
21:00 <Lish> No x 2
21:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ok ok
21:00 <beehhh> i choose borneo to call a place call in peace but too many chinese are here and they are breeding extremely fast
21:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Lish did you go to work this wee?
21:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Lish did you go to work this week?
22:00 <Lish> Yes I did
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> coool
22:00 <Lish> It's ok
22:00 <Yilmaz> lol "breeding extremely fast". 
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ahh
22:00 <Yilmaz> The fucking chinese are like rabbits! 
22:00 <Lish> They pay me, so it's barable
22:00 <beehhh> chinese starts dating as early as kindergarten
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Lish do you pay rent or own your own place?
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i get payed rent while im away
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Dating? They have their degree by then!
23:00 <beehhh> i quite enjoyed the new dracula untold film
23:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> the roof the roof the roof is on fire 
24:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> we don't need no water let th8at mutha fucka burn
24:00 <Lish> I own my place 
24:00 <Lish> What about you?
24:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ah cool
24:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> yeah i have to move out soon
24:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> :)
24:00 <beehhh> pleasures are all mine
25:00 <Lish> Where do you live now
25:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> on a farm
25:00 <Yilmaz> slower/bee_girl: You can be as skeptical as you wish.  You can understand why events such as the ones I mentioned have rarely or never made it into the main steam media. Can you imagine the backlash against the do gooders if people knew some of the real circumstances behind some refuges?  LOL  Oh dear. All that gets printed or reported on are the sob stories.  Always. 
25:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> wish i had my own car and i could go out cruising
25:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> do you have a car Lish?
26:00 <Maurice> Most adults do..
26:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> chinese food is special
26:00 <Lish> Yes I have a car
26:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ah nice
27:00 <beehhh> new hp recline 27 envy must be awesomeness
28:00 <beehhh> leave another 23 million quota for chinese people then i have a chance to get my visa
31:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Yo9xasRKg
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE PYRAMID Official Trailer (2014) HD (Aug 28, 2014) 3:01 - Category: Film & Animation - 45,135 views - 149 likes (97.4%), 4 dislikes (2.6%)
32:00 <\][[[alienated> Lish do you like to see new movies at the cinema?
32:00 <\][[[alienated> i go to the movies from time to time
32:00 <Lish> Yes
32:00 <\][[[alienated> ah cool
32:00 <Lish> I saw two movies last night
32:00 <Lish> I saw box trolls and gone girl
32:00 <\][[[alienated> good
32:00 <Lish> Last week I saw maze runner
32:00 <\][[[alienated> ahh
33:00 <\][[[alienated> :)
33:00 <\][[[alienated> can you run well Lish?
33:00 <Lish> No
33:00 <\][[[alienated> ok
33:00 <Lish> I tried running today and now I hurt
33:00 <\][[[alienated> Lish do you like to drink water?
34:00 <\][[[alienated> i miss simba
34:00 <\][[[alienated> i prefer coffee over water
34:00 <\][[[alienated> most days
34:00 <Lish> I hate water
35:00 <\][[[alienated> not much on tv all these freaky cop shows
35:00 <Lish> But I have it with lemon
35:00 <\][[[alienated> ah i c
35:00 <beehhh> i want to live in an island where no mens ever been
35:00 <\][[[alienated> Lish do you like milkshakes?
35:00 <Lish> Yes strawberry
35:00 <\][[[alienated> cool
36:00 <slower> Lish can i ask if you play any sport?
36:00 <Yilmaz> I want you to live on that island too beehhh
36:00 <Lish> Basketball
36:00 <\][[[alienated> i like banana
36:00 <beehhh> i cooked prawns and fillet pasta with leggos nepolitana on lite olive pomance oil
36:00 <\][[[alienated> i t
37:00 <beehhh> i used organic linguini is my choice
37:00 <\acid_hackt> wish i could have a coffee milkshake
37:00 <slower> its funny i dont like running just for running sake, but i run when i play sport
37:00 <\acid_hackt> Lish do you like thickshakes?
37:00 <\acid_hackt> i walk
37:00 <\acid_hackt> not run
37:00 <beehhh> and a whole juicily lemon
37:00 <Yilmaz> running for sport is fun. Running for the sake of running is boring.
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.conatycatering.com/image/cache/data/00705408-500x500.jpg
38:00 <\acid_Romeo> sport sux
38:00 <\acid_Romeo> news sux
38:00 <slower> Yilmaz its the first ever statement you made that i agree with
38:00 <Yilmaz> I shake things up. I walk between 2 power poles, then run the next 3, then walk the next 2 and keep changing that up to keep my mind busy otherwise I wouldn't bother doing it at all.
38:00 <\acid_Romeo> Lish do you have a partner?
39:00 <Picard> ello
39:00 <Zade> hello Picard
39:00 <Picard> hows eveyones night been?
39:00 <\acid_Romeo> picard
39:00 <beehhh> Yilmaz do you work for scott ludlum?
39:00 <Yilmaz> Fuck off Picard. 
39:00 <Picard> Yilmaz enough hostility
39:00 <Zade> quiet so far, heading out later
39:00 <Serenity> lish how was gone girl?
39:00 <Picard> and take ya head out of ya arse
39:00 <Picard> Serenity hello
39:00 <\acid_Romeo> Picard come in have a smoke sit down check your wallet relax
39:00 <Serenity> hey
39:00 <Yilmaz> beehhh: No. 
39:00 <Picard> no \acid_Romeo
40:00 <Picard> how are u Serenity
40:00 <\acid_Romeo> have u been up to much today Picard?
40:00 <beehhh> i'd only voted for the howard government
40:00 <Serenity> good thanks
40:00 <Yilmaz> Did you find evidence of photoshopping in the lovely custom picture I did for you Picard?
40:00 <Serenity> you?
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Hello Picard.
40:00 <Picard> \acid_Romeo yes, i had a very busy day
40:00 <MysteriousShado> How are you this fine evening?
40:00 <\acid_Romeo> ah cool
40:00 <beehhh> asylum skeekers selfharm was fabricated to get into power by some minor party
40:00 <beehhh> Self-harm
40:00 <Picard> Yilmaz i looked at the link, deleted it and forget a little cretin like you existed
41:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado im great thanks
41:00 <Yilmaz> Was this before or after you set spam timers to my private message window?
41:00 <Yilmaz> lol @ trying to take the high ground.
41:00 <beehhh> australian politics is remind me of amrican WWE and WWF games
41:00 <Picard> before
41:00 <Lish> \acid_Romeo: Yes I'm married
41:00 <Picard> Lish ate her husband
41:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> mmm cool Lish
41:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm impressed that Picard knew how to use a timer.
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Google mate?
42:00 <Lish> Serenity: It was pretty good, very long. But it felt fresh, something different
42:00 <beehhh> pussy can eat people
42:00 <Serenity> lol dont you know hes a big leet flooder with his timers
42:00 <Serenity> XD
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Totally
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Ps, howdy!
42:00 <Yilmaz> I found out last night. 
42:00 <Serenity> ola amigo
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Hahaha
42:00 <MysteriousShado> He is timer flooding me now.
42:00 <Picard> bite me Serenity
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor old man.
42:00 <Yilmaz> I am so much better than you .... AH HA TAKE MY TIMER SPAM LIKE I AM A POOR IMITATION OF ELEMENT! 
42:00 <Picard> lol MysteriousShado
42:00 <beehhh> norell and I are love birds
42:00 <Serenity> youd love that though Picard
42:00 <Picard> dont want u to feel left out
43:00 <Picard> nuh Serenity
43:00 <MysteriousShado> No he wouldn't Serenity.
43:00 <MysteriousShado> You're over 15.
43:00 <beehhh> trannies dont want much cause they cant get pragnant
43:00 <Picard> well ok maybe, if you are doing me with your strapon you can bite me
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Picard> :P
43:00 <Picard> where is smibicile?
43:00 <Picard> simbicile*
43:00 <Serenity> no idea
44:00 <Serenity> i wasnt on all day
44:00 <Yilmaz> Are you still butthurt that he ban you?
44:00 <beehhh> i gave that bitch everything still she betrayed me and put my life to a misery
44:00 <Picard> beehhh move on, buy a new one
44:00 <Yilmaz> Or are you butthurt that after he ban you, none of the other ops had any interest in taking the ban off?
45:00 <beehhh> that costs a deportation and a prisonment for life
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, bit of both I reckon.
45:00 <Picard> Yilmaz i didnt ask anyone to take the ban off
45:00 <Yilmaz> *nods*
45:00 <Yilmaz> LOL
45:00 <Picard> ffs why am i even bothering to answer this cretin
45:00 <ness> nite all
45:00 <Yilmaz> Night ness.
45:00 <Picard> Yilmaz get back to ya fantasy life dude
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is furious still.
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor guy.
45:00 <MysteriousShado> IRC means this much to him.
45:00 <Yilmaz> Oh, it's a fantasy life again is it?  Does that mean we need to come up with another custom picture for Picard? 
46:00 <MysteriousShado> That he should've slept off his rage.
46:00 <MysteriousShado> But he couldn't.. Cause the big bad op banned him.
46:00 <Yilmaz> He's old, bald and his wife enjoys time with him so much that she likes it when he is on irc. He couldn't masturbate enough to get rid of the fury he feels towards his life. 
46:00 <Picard> you can do whatever you like Yilmaz, whatever you think will justify your existence
47:00 <beehhh> http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/09/03/15000-Illegal-Immigrants-Refusing-to-Leave-Norway
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Hit the nail on the head there, Yilmaz 
47:00 <Picard> my life has eveything yours hasnt :)
47:00 <Yilmaz> lol Picard is so butthurt. 
47:00 <MysteriousShado> He wants to live at home at 40?
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Why would he want that, Picard ?
47:00 <Yilmaz> Simba confirmed that you work with horses last night too Picard. 
47:00 <Picard> of course i live at home, my home. you know the one thing you will never own
48:00 <Yilmaz> He confirmed that when it was time to stud, you were bought in to masturbate the stallions. 
48:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL
48:00 <MysteriousShado> Keep telling yourself that chief.
48:00 <Picard> business,house,investment properties, i have all the things you only dream of 
49:00 <Yilmaz> Why so angry then? 
49:00 <Maurice> But no space after a comma
49:00 <Maurice> Bad form
49:00 <Picard> lol Maurice the english teacher
49:00 <MysteriousShado> He's angry cause he described the life of his Sims.
49:00 <MysteriousShado> The one he wishes he had.
49:00 <Yilmaz> lol sims
49:00 <Serenity> aw man ive been tempted to reinstall sims
50:00 <MysteriousShado> I lost the disc. -.-
50:00 <Maurice> I've never played it
50:00 <Serenity> some fat moll from bunbury stole my discs
50:00 <Yilmaz> I have an important decision to make. What flavour chips do I want. 
50:00 <Serenity> its addictive Maurice
50:00 <Serenity> thats why i uninstalled it
50:00 <beehhh> another me in another life should have a family i suppose
50:00 <Maurice> S&Vs
50:00 <Maurice> Every time
50:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> far cry 4 coming out yay 
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Amen Maurice.
51:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice: My other half plays it for a while, then gets bored with it and puts her sims family in the pool and removes the ladders so they drown.
51:00 <Picard> fuck sake i hate daylight saving
51:00 <Serenity> i like making a married couple
51:00 <Maurice> I do that with my real family
51:00 <Serenity> then making the wife lez it off with randodms
51:00 <Serenity> randoms
51:00 <beehhh> everyone of us has their secret life n rules in a society
51:00 <Maurice> Then when I'm aquitted I get a new one
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Don't worry, Picard. Your Centrelink appointments can be scheduled for later in the afternoon.
51:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> i wanna get jiggy with it
51:00 <slower> amusing how some people seem to be infatuated with others
51:00 <Yilmaz> Is slower, matrix? 
52:00 <MysteriousShado> I thought it was what's his name..
52:00 <MysteriousShado> SlowMover?
52:00 <Serenity> no
52:00 <beehhh> being weak doesnt make one less stronger than you shouldnt think of otherwise
52:00 <Yilmaz> You have that self opinionated fart sniffing attitude going on just like matrix does.
52:00 <Serenity> but they seem to both think theyre yoda
52:00 <Maurice> Who is beehhh talking to
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Himself.
52:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado and Yilmaz you guys should fuck each other and stop obsessing over me
52:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> so who's here just for the sex?
52:00 <Maurice> I'd watch that
52:00 <Picard> you will never ever be me o have what i have
52:00 <Maurice> Picard nobody WANTS to be you
52:00 <Maurice> That's what you don't get
52:00 <Yilmaz> We've moved on from you Picard. TIme to deal with the rejection and get on with it mang. 
52:00 <Maurice> Well maybe beehhh, coz you can live here and he can't
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Maurice, it's his fantasy.
52:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> Picard how are things in your life?
53:00 <MysteriousShado> To find 1 person who wants to be like him.
53:00 <Picard> Maurice i get some people are happy on the dole,no future no life
53:00 <Maurice> SPACE PICARD, SPACE
53:00 <Maurice> And who's on the dole?
53:00 <Yilmaz> Here we go. A long winded rev up from picard that will end with a huge anti climax.
53:00 <Maurice> I hope it's me
53:00 <Picard> living in public housing with neglected kids and wife who shit her pants
53:00 <beehhh> everythings happens for a reason must be a good cause behind it the nature it protects ya
53:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> sex
53:00 <Maurice> Who shit themself
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Living the dream are we Picard?
54:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado im describing your life
54:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> Picard how are things in your life?
54:00 <bee_girl> does anyone here use linkinus?
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Don't worry bro, Abbot's age based dole restrictions don't affect people of your age.
54:00 <Yilmaz> Is that like LinkedIn? 
54:00 <Serenity> like a premature spooge spot and a soggy cock
54:00 <bee_girl> its an irc client
54:00 <Yilmaz> Nope. I use limechat. 
55:00 <MysteriousShado> I use XChat Azure
55:00 <Yilmaz> I am going to get a pepsi max and a packet of chips. ENVY ME.
55:00 <MysteriousShado> It's pretty basic but does the job.
55:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> bee_girl are you wearing good clothes at the moment?
55:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> i sure am
55:00 <bee_girl> omg romeo enough
55:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v3iAoXN0Bo
55:00 <Serenity> i had dr pepper you're nothing but second class now Yilmaz
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HP ENVY Recline 27 TouchSmart All-in-One Desktop PC (Nov 29, 2013) 1:02 - Category: Science & Technology - 1,617 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <beehhh> i wan this for my birthday
56:00 <Maurice> They're both gross drinks
56:00 <Serenity> you're gross
56:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE
56:00 <Serenity> YOUR MUM
56:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> bee_girl when is enough really ever enough
56:00 <Maurice> I'm telling her
56:00 <Maurice> You are so busted custard
56:00 <Serenity> :(
56:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> do you fear i may stalk you?
56:00 <bee_girl> no i dont fear that
56:00 <Yilmaz> I don't like dr pepper
56:00 <bee_girl> ur silly quetsions are relentless though
56:00 <Serenity> romeo stop being a fucking head trauma patient
56:00 <MysteriousShado> What's wrong with you, Yilmaz?
56:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> or is it just too hard to chat p chicks over a screen
57:00 <bee_girl> ask me something with words i dont know the definition of... thats a good way to get my attention
57:00 <Serenity> Let me just get this out of the way now
57:00 <Serenity> no women in this channel want to fuck you ]_[ACID\Romeo]_[
57:00 <Serenity> so stop it
57:00 <Maurice> Not even the men
57:00 <bee_girl> thank you Serenity
57:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> mmm me think
57:00 <Yilmaz> Maybe picard. 
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Except maybe Picard.
57:00 <Picard> lumeah2 might
57:00 <Yilmaz> He's always desperate.
57:00 <Serenity> lumeah2 doesnt have a vagina anymore
57:00 <Picard> projecting again u 2
57:00 <Serenity> pieters dick saw to that
57:00 <]_[ACID\Romeo]_[> Serenity your a dog you have no soul
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Speaking of Pieter.. Is he still alive?
58:00 <Serenity> yes im a dog cause im telling you to stop hitting on women
58:00 <Serenity> right
58:00 <Serenity> lets hope not MysteriousShado
58:00 <doctor> tell me fibs tell me sour rotten fibs
58:00 <Maurice> Lol like acid his dick ate away at it
58:00 <Serenity> yuck
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Maybe I should break into his apartment again
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Make sure he's okay.
59:00 <Serenity> did you break into his house? lol
59:00 <\supurb_assassination> fucked up an "'"
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Apparently.
59:00 <Serenity> hahaha
59:00 <beehhh> he should get cheacked out at the new perth hospital before his medicare card expires immediately
59:00 <\supurb_asassination> bob marley is good
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Then made out with that bulldog chick he was screwing.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> this romeo cunt is a bit of a squeezer
59:00 <Serenity> he and ricki lee are starting an australia wide bully campagne against m
59:00 <Serenity> e
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Can't think of her name.
59:00 <Serenity> OH ROFL
59:00 <Serenity> MANDY
59:00 <Serenity> i remember that!
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes, that's the one.
59:00 <\supurb_asassination> i wanna buy australia
00:00 <Serenity> you apprently fucked her
00:00 <Serenity> when he was dating her
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Of course.
00:00 <Serenity> hahah that was so funny
00:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure you were over here when he said that happened
00:00 <MysteriousShado> I favour a rusty rake.
00:00 <beehhh> did you do your tax refund on your pension this year guys
00:00 <Saemon> who, what, where, when, how and why?
00:00 <Picard> speaking of drug fucked nutters where is panda?
00:00 <beehhh> return
00:00 <Saemon> fill me in on the current convo plz
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Serenity, that's skill
00:00 <\supurb_asassination> Saemon who?
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Fucking from 4000km away
01:00 <Serenity> no Saemon
01:00 <Picard> Saemon same old shit, different night
01:00 <\supurb_asassination> stereo
01:00 <Serenity> i know shes got a big vagina but thats skill
01:00 <Saemon> lol pics
01:00 <Maurice> Thats a big dick
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon, Picard is looking for a hot 15 yr old girl to hit on.
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Nothing new.
01:00 <Saemon> pics = Picard my nick name for u
01:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado projecting again
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Serenity, puts the grand canyon to shame.
01:00 <beehhh> suburb asshumiliation more like it
01:00 <Serenity> ahaha
02:00 <MysteriousShado> This Mac has an amazing battery life.
02:00 <MysteriousShado> Shits all over the Windows laptop.
02:00 <CoNeD_ZoNeD> anyone here like to play scrabble?
02:00 <beehhh> new dracula faught 1000 turks on this film
02:00 <ShadowLurker> too bad its a mac
02:00 <Yilmaz> Hmmmm red rock deli chippies.
02:00 <Serenity> brb
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Mac > *
03:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh sure
03:00 <MysteriousShado> ..until you need to right click anyway.
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Then it's a cunt.
03:00 <Maurice> I used a mac once, I wanted to smash it
03:00 <Serenity> i dont even know you anymore
03:00 <Maurice> But it wasn't mine so I couldn't
03:00 <Serenity> who are you
03:00 <Maurice> It was my only option if I wanted to IRC and ignore my mil
03:00 <Maurice> And I really did
03:00 <MysteriousShado> OSX is just so stable.
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yes we've heard it all before
04:00 <beehhh> Maurice did you do your laundry today or are they due
04:00 <MysteriousShado> That said, I'm keen to check out Windows 10.
04:00 <Maurice> What.
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Looks pretty decent.
05:00 <Picard> http://www.barenakedislam.com/2014/10/04/yes-moscow-bans-islamic-sacrifice-of-fully-conscious-animals-for-upcoming-muslim-holiday-of-eid/
05:00 <Picard> thats fucking disgusting
05:00 <Serenity> you have herpes anyway Yilmaz
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
05:00 <Yilmaz> I do. 
05:00 <ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> time for some coffee
05:00 <Yilmaz> Lucky for me though, I am a carrier and show no outward signs of infection.
05:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjctHUEmutw
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Equalizer - Official Trailer - In Theaters 9/26 (Jun 16, 2014) 2:41 - Category: Entertainment - 6,528,974 views - 7,809 likes (97.1%), 232 dislikes (2.9%)
06:00 <Maurice> I wish someone would kill his modem
06:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> Maurice smoke weed
06:00 <Maurice> Ok sure, just because you said so, I will
06:00 <Picard> its not all you carry
06:00 <MysteriousShado> That's the spirt.
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Spirit too.
07:00 <Maurice> By the same token, \ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D, die
07:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> lotta mecry
07:00 <Yilmaz> Keep up Picard
07:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> lotta mercy
07:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> like im gunna die for a pleab like you
07:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> anyway smoke weed all
07:00 <British^Meat> ooer
07:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> peace out
08:00 <British^Meat> c ya weird guy
08:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> :)
08:00 <Maurice> PLEAB
08:00 <beehhh> in miri we pay only 4aud for a large 3D screen
08:00 <\ROMEOromeoAlienatedaLiEn8D> me go shopping
09:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/149356_525164394180952_2074983986_n.jpg
09:00 <beehhh> this where i watch them
09:00 <Serenity> no one caressssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
09:00 <Serenity> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking helllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:00 <MysteriousShado> So much to do tomorrow.
10:00 <MysteriousShado> You wouldn't think it's the weekend.
10:00 <Serenity> so much sleep tomorrow
10:00 <Maurice> I have nothing to do tomorrow
10:00 <MysteriousShado> It's the boys b'day.
10:00 <Serenity> oooh how old is he now? 2?
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Run off my feet.
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup.
11:00 <Serenity> sheeet
11:00 <Maurice> Party at home?
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Nar, too much cleaning.
11:00 <Yilmaz> I am going to sleep tomorrow too!  Want to sleep together Serenity? 
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Hired a place.
11:00 <Picard> fuck fuck fuck daylight saving!!!!
11:00 <Serenity> yes lets Yilmaz
11:00 <Maurice> I was gonna say, i'd rather pay the entrance price to a play zone thing
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Maurice, a room of 2-3 yr olds...
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Hire anyday
11:00 <Maurice> I have an 8th bday on the 25th
11:00 <Maurice> So far he hasn't asked for anything
12:00 <Serenity> ants not getting a party this year lol
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Time will fix that.
12:00 <Maurice> Jay has only ever had 1
12:00 <Serenity> lils 10 next year so i guess i have to
12:00 <Yilmaz> I have no idea what to get the mrs for Nov 3rd. 
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Poor Ant.
12:00 <Maurice> Bo has had none coz his bday is so close to xmas
12:00 <MysteriousShado> 10.. wow..
12:00 <Serenity> he had a huge party last year that cost us close to $500
12:00 <Serenity> poor nothing
12:00 <Maurice> But he's been asking since feb this year if he can have one so I'll do it in nov
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha
12:00 <Serenity> 10 going on 16
12:00 <Serenity> bitch
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah, Olly's totals around $350-$400.
13:00 <Maurice> Jesus
13:00 <beehhh> i dont wanna be slave to none
13:00 <MysteriousShado> Kids, they grow up so fast.
13:00 <Yilmaz> My little baby will be 14 in Feb. *sobs*
13:00 <Maurice> In march I paid 150 for my 11yr old to take 4 friends to the movies
13:00 <Serenity> he was like 7 when i first started talking to you skirmish :|
13:00 <Maurice> I'm glad he's at that age
13:00 <Serenity> maybe even 6
13:00 <MysteriousShado> How is movies for 4 $150???
13:00 <Yilmaz> Probably 6.
13:00 <Maurice> That was movies for 4 friends, plus him, me and his 2 brothers
14:00 <beehhh> asians are breeding lot faster even in the boat
14:00 <MysteriousShado> Ahhhh that's not so bad then.
14:00 <Maurice> And 3D movie at that, plus snacks and glasses
14:00 <Maurice> Our local does $8 tickets
14:00 <MysteriousShado> I was gonna say... Gold Class Deluxe?
14:00 <Maurice> Our other local does $17 tickets >.<
14:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice: Yeah Ethan has made going to the movies boxing day a tradition, especially with the Hobbit. That costs a few $$$$ for him and his mates.
14:00 <Serenity> ant keeps asking to go to the movies but i know soon as we get in there he will freak out
14:00 <MysteriousShado> I haven't been to the cinemas for agessssss.
14:00 <beehhh> here i pay 7rm for a movie devde by three
15:00 <Maurice> Us 4 went and saw Planes last week, that was 80
15:00 <Yilmaz> Costs close to $80 just got me and Ethan to go to the movies including snacks.
15:00 <Yilmaz> We gold lounge it though if the mrs is working. 
15:00 <Maurice> Wtf do you eat
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Snacks are a joke.
15:00 <MysteriousShado> "Small Coke? $7.00"
15:00 <Maurice> The snacks are more than the tickets
15:00 <Serenity> its like $50 for a coke and popcorn
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <MysteriousShado> Easy
15:00 <Serenity> not quite but still
15:00 <MysteriousShado> I thought airports were expensive.
15:00 <beehhh> stick to the coles diet always have been
16:00 <Yilmaz> Gold Lounge tickets + 2 x drinks and a large plate of wedges delivered half way though the movie. 
16:00 <Maurice> Fuck that
16:00 <Maurice> I go to the movies with the thought HJs is down the road
16:00 <Maurice> So thats where we end up
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm wedges.
16:00 <Yilmaz> lol so does Ethan. 
16:00 <beehhh> remember that long chimney " no fucking jobs in this world" think if you do
16:00 <MysteriousShado> I remember the good ol' days... Smuggling food in.
17:00 <Maurice> I actually drove the 20 mins to hjs yesterday coz I had a hankering for a grilled chicken
17:00 <Serenity> last time we went gold class it was 2 of us with a dipping plate and two meals cost us like 490
17:00 <doctor> beehhh, how do you feel about bees?
17:00 <Maurice> And I got one, and I nommed it
17:00 <Serenity> er
17:00 <Serenity> $90
17:00 <\O`Children> i fully fucking love video games
17:00 <Maurice> Lol I was gonna say Serenity
17:00 <MysteriousShado> $490?!?!
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh..
17:00 <Serenity> loll
17:00 <beehhh> wish i have no feelings
17:00 <Maurice> Gold plated seats
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Solid gold seats.
17:00 <Serenity> i got some seafood basket thing
18:00 <Serenity> cant remember what paul got
18:00 <MysteriousShado> That would've cost $60.
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Just for the seafood.
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <doctor> I rescued this bee from the pool today - I thought I was doing the right thing - and an hour later it flew back into the pool and died
18:00 <Serenity> was pretty good too
18:00 <doctor> who'd have thought a bee could commit suicide
18:00 <Maurice> I got stung by a bee two days ago
18:00 <Maurice> The fucker
18:00 <Yilmaz> I think $100 budget for 2 people is reasonable for a good trip to the gold lounge. 
18:00 <Yilmaz> It's not like you do it every week. 
19:00 <Maurice> I'm yet to do the gold lounge, Cam isn't a huge fan of the cinemas though
19:00 <Maurice> I should go on my own
19:00 <doctor> i've never been stung
19:00 <Serenity> yeah Yilmaz i think its good
19:00 <\O`Children> i wanna buy some red bull
19:00 <Serenity> you'd pay that going out to just dinner at a nice place
19:00 <Yilmaz> Kay and I do gold lounge when a good movie is out for our date night/day together each fortnight. 
19:00 <Serenity> ive only been once
19:00 <\O`Children> i have street fighter 2 on my ps2
19:00 <Serenity> we saw TED
19:00 <Maurice> Oh yeah we don't have date nights
19:00 <Maurice> Mostly coz he's never here
20:00 <Yilmaz> We haven't been for a few months now. No decent movies out. 
20:00 <\O`Children> anyone have a ps3?
20:00 <Maurice> Actually, now I think about it we stay in a hotel often enough for that to count
20:00 <FOBZTA> Yah
20:00 <Yilmaz> I have a PS3. 
20:00 <Serenity> i want to go see annabelle when we go away next weekend
20:00 <Maurice> Nobody has ps3s
20:00 <MysteriousShado> I've never done Gold Class.
20:00 <Maurice> This isn't the 70s
20:00 <British^Meat> we all do
20:00 <\O`Children> it's hard for me to masturbate with you two guys talking
20:00 <Picard> <Yilmaz> We haven't been for a few months now. No decent movies out.   <---translates to not being able to save the extra cash why im on the dole
20:00 <Yilmaz> what ...
20:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
20:00 <\O`Children> cool Yilmas
20:00 <British^Meat> although mines relegated to blurays and streaming these days
20:00 <Maurice> Don't forget to pick me up Serenity
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, you're still emo over before mate?
21:00 <\O`Children> cool Yilmaz
21:00 <Serenity> haha ill hide you in my bags
21:00 <Maurice> I'll bring the lube
21:00 <Yilmaz> Picard: Give it up old man. I proved beyond all doubt that I work last night.  Your baiting is winning you no prizes, just condemnation for being a lahoo-zer. 
21:00 <Serenity> i think its clear after last night skimish isnt on the dole
21:00 <Maurice> I haven't been to a movie I actually wanted to see in I don't know how long
21:00 <Maurice> It's always kids movies
21:00 <\O`Children> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
21:00 <Maurice> I think the last one was Hot Tub Time Machine
22:00 <\O`Children> movies have lost thier touch
22:00 <Serenity> lol i love that movie
22:00 <Picard> u proved nothing
22:00 <British^Meat> lol Picard  always does that "you have no job" thing
22:00 <Maurice> We saw it when the youngest 2 were in daycare lol
22:00 <British^Meat> its so weird
22:00 <Maurice> Thats how long ago it was
22:00 <Yilmaz> lol maybe I have a shed with 49.9kg of explosives in my backyard Serenity. 
22:00 <British^Meat> yay
22:00 <Serenity> hhaha Yilmaz.. IM DOBBING
22:00 <Maurice> We all one of those Yilmaz
22:00 <\O`Children> k14i have some good fucking shit bicthes
23:00 <\O`Children> 14i have some good fucking shit bicthes
23:00 <Saemon> wtf
23:00 <GoldSpade> pickard still on after 20+ years
23:00 <Saemon> are my eyes fuckin with me
23:00 <Saemon> or was that text grey?
23:00 <Yilmaz> British^Meat: He can't come up with any new material. 
23:00 <\O`Children> Saemon you rule
23:00 <\O`Children> can we be friends now?
23:00 <Yilmaz> Now he has been banned I bet he sets another spam timer to my PM window. 
24:00 <Maurice> Nah he's just /noticing me now
24:00 <Yilmaz> You are only doing it because you have no job Maurice. 
24:00 <Maurice> Well I really dont
24:00 <Yilmaz> And cam shits his pnts.
24:00 <Yilmaz> pants.
24:00 <Maurice> LOL
24:00 <\O`Children> i want icecream
24:00 <\O`Children> anyone else want some icecream?
25:00 <Saemon> no \O`Children sorry mate ive got a boyfriend already
25:00 <\O`Children> ah i c
25:00 <Yilmaz> Ah here we go. Timer has started. 
26:00 <MysteriousShado> So tired. Bed shortly me thinks.
26:00 <Maurice> Speaking of Cam, he's home on tuesday night
26:00 <Maurice> Party rocking in my houseeee that niiiiight
26:00 <Yilmaz> How many KM has the car done now? 
26:00 <Saemon> lame MysteriousShado
26:00 <Maurice> Lol still sitting on 2700
26:00 <Saemon> its saturday night man
26:00 <Maurice> I haven't driven it in ages
26:00 <MysteriousShado> 2700? How long you had it?
26:00 <Yilmaz> I think I will click over 6000 on the way home in the morning.
26:00 <Saemon> get out ther n PARTAY!!! woo woo WOOOO!
27:00 <Maurice> Too lazy to move the old one out of the way
27:00 <FOBZTA> 🌛
27:00 <Serenity> let me take it to yallingup
27:00 <Serenity> i wont tell cam
27:00 <Maurice> I'm actually picking him up on tues night for a change, normally get gets a drive person
27:00 <Maurice> I should go in the old car lol
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Mine hit 16,000 the other dy
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Day*
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Going up so fast.
28:00 <Maurice> How old is it
28:00 <MysteriousShado> July 2014.
28:00 <Maurice> Mines June :S
28:00 <FOBZTA> Speedo don't bother me I just drive 
28:00 <Yilmaz> I forget when I got mine. June/July some time. 
28:00 <Maurice> Speedo doesn't bother me either, I just can't drive two cars at once
28:00 <Maurice> Just before me Yilmaz
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Speedo bothers me cause of services/warranty etc.
29:00 <Maurice> Ahh
29:00 <Yilmaz> I think it was early june. 
29:00 <Maurice> Mine just had it's 3 month service
29:00 <Maurice> Next one is 9 months or 15000k
29:00 <Maurice> The way it's going it'll be 9 months
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Mine was ment to get it's 15,000km service yesterday
29:00 <FOBZTA> All that only matters if you sell it private 
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Today sorry.
29:00 <MysteriousShado> But I slept in.
29:00 <Yilmaz> Mine got it's 1500km or 3 month service 2 weeks after we got it lol. 
29:00 <Maurice> Mine was 3000k or 3 months, 3 months came first
29:00 <Saemon> where can we get our speedos wound down abit
30:00 <Saemon> when we want to sell it
30:00 <Maurice> And it was actually a 'complimentary check over'
30:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: That is illegal. 
30:00 <Maurice> 45 mins and done
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah, that's a load.
30:00 <MysteriousShado> That 1,500km service.
30:00 <Maurice> What did you get MysteriousShado
30:00 <FOBZTA> Belmore? 
30:00 <Saemon> i knwo Yilmaz
30:00 <Saemon> so's selling weed
30:00 <Saemon> yet ppl still do it.
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Maurice?
30:00 <Maurice> Car I mean
30:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: Cost me nothing so I don't care. They needed the car back anyway to repaint half of it.
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Hyundai iLoad.
30:00 <Maurice> Yilmaz got a Le Car
31:00 <Maurice> Ahh my bro has one of those
31:00 <MysteriousShado> It's awesome.
31:00 <Yilmaz> Le Car? 
31:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> so who's had coffee today?
31:00 <FOBZTA> Don't paint half, do a full respray 
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Such good fuel economy.
31:00 <Maurice> Google Le Car
31:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> i want a whole jug of coffee
31:00 <Maurice> We got a VF SSV
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Nice.
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Gets over 700km to a tank around town.
31:00 <Yilmaz> lol i did not buy a renault. 
31:00 <Maurice> Not good fuel economy
31:00 <MysteriousShado> And around 1000km on the freeway.
32:00 <Maurice> Lol Yilmaz, but it's so sexy
32:00 <MysteriousShado> Turbo Diesel. <3
32:00 <Yilmaz> It's a box with wheels.
32:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> yep weed
32:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> in a box picard
32:00 <Maurice> Mines got the walkinshaw pack in it so it's not good on fuel
32:00 <MysteriousShado> No, it wouldn't be lol.
32:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> Yilmaz i mean
32:00 <Maurice> My old car is though
32:00 <Maurice> 20 bucks petrol around town a week
32:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> cars are shit
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah because you don't have one
32:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> cars are such shit
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Weren't you banned before, Romeo
33:00 <MysteriousShado> ?
33:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> shh :)
33:00 <Maurice> Just fparted
33:00 <Yilmaz> If I were going to buy a Renault, it would be one of these.  http://www.hdcarwallpapers.com/walls/2014_renault_megane_rs-wide.jpg
33:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> weeeeeeeeeed
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh.
33:00 <Maurice> But he thinks he's clever and evading
33:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> don't tell me what im thinking
33:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> :)
34:00 <MysteriousShado> Righto, night kids.
34:00 <Yilmaz> Night. 
34:00 <Maurice> What a quick ejaculator
35:00 <Yilmaz> lol I am still getting timer spammed. 
35:00 <Yilmaz> is*
35:00 <Yilmaz> Kay seen the new XR8's and wants one of those. 
35:00 <Maurice> Tell her to start stripping
36:00 <Yilmaz> She got quite angry when I said if we bought one of those then it would be my car and she would get the lancer.
36:00 <Maurice> See Cam working away, I get the VY and the VF
36:00 <Maurice> I use the VF to pick up chicks
36:00 <Maurice> It hasn't worked yet :/
36:00 <Yilmaz> You need to put a sub woofer in it.
36:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> i use vb to forget about chicks
36:00 <Yilmaz> Then it will work.
37:00 <Maurice> Doosh doosh doosh
37:00 <BlackDevil> m00
37:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
37:00 <Maurice> The good thing about that one, if I have my music really loud, next time you get in its at a normal volume
37:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> i use vb to forget pick up chicks
37:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> --
37:00 <FOBZTA> Ps3eee
37:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> playstationsssss
38:00 <FOBZTA> Is living 
38:00 <Saemon> i chose to not own a car
38:00 <FOBZTA> Red towel? 
38:00 <Yilmaz> So many conversations ruined by these cranks and their random shit.
38:00 <Saemon> thinking of the future for our children
38:00 <Saemon> carbon monoxide ruins the ozon layer 
38:00 <Maurice> So does you breathing
39:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> ive seen parts of the internet
39:00 <Serenity> its like you get rid of one
39:00 <Yilmaz> Are you aware that the ozone layer hole is in fact shrinking?
39:00 <Serenity> and another one joins
39:00 <Maurice> You spoke too soon
39:00 <British^Meat> yer
39:00 <British^Meat> what happened to that hole they went on about?
39:00 <Yilmaz> Since we stopped using CFC's it's repairing itself.
39:00 <Yilmaz> Win for humanity. 
40:00 <Saemon> my ventolin inhaler says its CFC free
40:00 <Saemon> im doin my part for the environment
40:00 <p0p-dog> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zADxDrxtZ-E
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chocolate puma - I wanna be you (Jun 24, 2008) 4:00 - Category: Music - 460,111 views - 1,044 likes (96.7%), 36 dislikes (3.3%)
40:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> Far Cry 4 :) gunna buy it soon
41:00 <British^Meat> yer, humans are pretty ace
41:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> who's been looking at porn?
41:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> hands up
41:00 <BlackDevil> cant
41:00 <BlackDevil> hands on my dick
41:00 <[\^a]Romeo[\^]> ah i c
42:00 <Yilmaz> lol speaking of porn. My brother came over this afternoon and said "Hey why can't I open some links on your internet" and I say "Only porn is blocked to stop ethan" and he just looks at me and says nothing. 
42:00 <British^Meat> http://www.vgchartz.com/
42:00 <Maurice> My brother would be like 'download me porn, bitch'
43:00 <British^Meat> dont they have phones?
43:00 <Saemon> Yilmaz
43:00 <Saemon> was there sexual tension and frustration between you and your brother at that moment of his silence?
43:00 <FOBZTA> Can't watch porn on an iPhone you need a Samsung 
44:00 <British^Meat> serious?
44:00 <Serenity> Saemon
44:00 <Serenity> dont be a fucking cock face
44:00 <Saemon> i could never talk about porn with my sister
44:00 <Saemon> feels way too awkward
45:00 <xm> a permanent AVO prevents that anyway
45:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> Saemon do you eat well?
45:00 <Saemon> xm what are you saying?
45:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> oh him xm
45:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> oh hi xm
45:00 <xm> ey romeo
45:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> :)
45:00 <xm> how are you?
45:00 <British^Meat> i wish u didnt come here beehhh 
45:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> i am good thanks
46:00 <xm> how's the chook
46:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> you?
46:00 <beehhh> 15I am not here British^Meat
46:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> chooken
46:00 <xm> yeah, goin' OK
46:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> away
46:00 <__[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__> cools
46:00 <xm> watched anything good lately
46:00 <BlackDevil> BANED
46:00 <Yilmaz> lol why join and then leave? 
46:00 <British^Meat> yay
46:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
46:00 <Maurice> Oh woops, that was meant to be Picard but he left lol
46:00 <Maurice> Oh well
46:00 <Yilmaz> I think Saemon is actually picard Maurice. 
47:00 <British^Meat> just one more left.........
47:00 <xm> help i cant remember his nickname to PM him and i did a /clear !!!!
47:00 <xm> romeo why dont stik 2 a normal nick dude
47:00 <BlackDevil> have you done /clearall ?
47:00 <Serenity> __[\^a]_Romeo_[^\]__
47:00 <xm> that command exists?
47:00 <xm> let
47:00 <xm> s see if works in hexchat
47:00 <xm> nuh
47:00 <xm> probably an equivalent though
48:00 <BlackDevil> nah thats mirc
48:00 <Serenity> what a stupid name
48:00 <FOBZTA> Works 
48:00 <xm> Serenity, x-chat->hexchat
48:00 <xm> the naming
48:00 <FOBZTA> Works on phone too 
48:00 <Yilmaz> Dat tooth!
48:00 <Yilmaz> Snaggletooth
49:00 <xm> ah yes
49:00 <xm> ./clear all 
49:00 <xm> works
49:00 <xm> will come in handy next time there's a SpAM attack
49:00 <Yilmaz> Welcome back bee_girl
49:00 <British^Meat> y did u clear in the first place?
49:00 <bee_girl> Thank you Yilmaz 
49:00 <xm> i didnt
50:00 <Yilmaz> Thank god stebie was here to save us from the spammerz this morning.
50:00 <xm> i was kidding around. it's just that he has silly nicks 
50:00 <xm> he's probably got the Austnet record for the most nicks
50:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
50:00 <British^Meat> i c
50:00 <British^Meat> dudes a grade a whackjob
51:00 <Yilmaz> I like this new nick. I am going to keep it.
51:00 <Maurice> What does it even MEAN
51:00 <bee_girl> What's ur Normal nick?
52:00 <Yilmaz> Skirmish
52:00 <Maurice> That's not what it means..
52:00 <bee_girl> Ta 
52:00 <bee_girl> Hey skirmish :)
52:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5b7FS1nrs    <------- Learn about Yilmaz
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yilmaz The greatest human being of our times (Dec 2, 2013) 4:12 - Category: Education - 39,711 views - 690 likes (98.9%), 8 dislikes (1.1%)
52:00 <bee_girl> Hey Maurice 
52:00 <Maurice> Heya bee_girl
52:00 <Maurice> Whats the haps
53:00 <bee_girl> Not much chic... In bed, ready for sleeps actually 
56:00 <bee_girl> And u?
56:00 <bee_girl> :)
56:00 <milk> hey
56:00 <Yilmaz> Yilmaaaaaaaaz
57:00 <Yilmaz> I need to go for a walk. I ate too many red rock chips.
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