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00:00 <Bastardly_One> today I'm like 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck breaking my castle
00:00 <Bastardly_One> "that's alright you sleep in the day. I'll do it then"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
00:00 <Kynetic> haha
00:00 <Kynetic> build it out of fucken obsidian
01:00 <Kynetic> that'll fuck her right up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously now I don't have to be in the same house as her 24/7 I love the kid
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I can run away now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live there for a while
02:00 <Bastardly_One> when we all can't be bothered trolling anymore the internet will still live on
02:00 <Bastardly_One> people like her will be teenagers
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry
04:00 <Bastardly_One> again
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice make me a sandwich
05:00 <Maurice> Piss off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go on 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> devon and cheese please
06:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> two losers joined my drive club
07:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know them from dirt but who cares
07:00 <Maurice> Yuck devon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they better be able to drive
07:00 <Bastardly_One> devon rules only here and there
07:00 <Bastardly_One> too much is yuck
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
08:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone at your place played Drive Club yet as I have a question
09:00 <Bastardly_One> is the server fucking hopeless for you guys?
15:00 <Kynetic> mm
15:00 <Kynetic> i have bacon in the fridge
15:00 <Kynetic> i might cook me some of that shit up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bastard!
15:00 <Kynetic> ohh yea
15:00 <EzyRider> Teasing fucker.
16:00 <Kynetic> no eggs tho
16:00 <Kynetic> hmmmm
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I want bacon now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> arsehole
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I have some bubble n squeek left over I should cook before it becomes a pile of congealed crap
19:00 <Maurice> I don't know if the server is bad, I tune out when they talk about it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol fair enough
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up and down more than an irc guy pretending to be female
20:00 <Bastardly_One> on this end 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
22:00 <Bastardly_One> The Church are touring
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be awesome ... one of the few bands I'll see and pay for and be happy about it 
23:00 <matrix> underneath the radar is the only one I remember
24:00 <Happiness_> good song
24:00 <Bastardly_One> The Church?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was not them you twit
25:00 <matrix> Who did that one then
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the damn band name 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> english shit 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who did born slippy as well
25:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on the tip of my tongue
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the church would be most known for 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Unguarded Moment
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
26:00 <Happiness_> is that different to the song of the same name by the proclaimers?
26:00 <matrix> Meh. close enough
27:00 <matrix> I still wouldn't pay to see them
29:00 <matrix> underworld ok my bad
29:00 <matrix> meh
29:00 <matrix> u wouldn't pay to see either of them now
30:00 <matrix> I*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not the engine or chasis
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not the weapon or length
30:00 <Bastardly_One> your wardance I guess got this place in this mess
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's something that's stronger than strength
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stoned hippy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> get off the pot 
31:00 <matrix> Wtf are you on about b1
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm speaking words of wisdom
32:00 <Maurice> Let it be
32:00 <Bastardly_One> let it be 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> let it be!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking words of wisdom
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *finish for me John*
33:00 <matrix> Lol 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> (I hate John so you can be John)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I love the Beatles
34:00 <matrix> They were ok at the time
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate is a bit older than I am and despises them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the White Album is fucking brilliance
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so is the pop on Revolver
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so is Rubber Soul
34:00 <matrix> I prefer led zeppelin
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, so is everything
34:00 <Bastardly_One> take your guitar masturbation
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and shove it up your arse 
35:00 <matrix> Just cause you want it up yours
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
35:00 <matrix> stairway to heaven was fucking brilliant
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been a long time since I rock n rolled
35:00 <Bastardly_One> been a long time since I did the stroll
35:00 <Bastardly_One> been a long and lonely lonely lonely lonely time
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what complete wank is that?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> get off the drug 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> s
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Immigrant Song
36:00 <Bastardly_One> complete shit 
36:00 <matrix> Pink Floyd another brick in the wall was also brilliance
36:00 <Bastardly_One> actually seriously
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Pink Floyd
36:00 <Bastardly_One> bore the shit out of me
36:00 <matrix> tough
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so to the doors
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *do
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just saying
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was giving you shit about Led ep
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *zep
37:00 <matrix> What about cream?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I despise pink floyd
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, more good coke rock
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ginger was a mad drummer
37:00 <matrix> white room with black curtains ......
37:00 <Maurice> My 11 yr old loves Pink Floyd
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bass was so grooving
37:00 <matrix> God what were the words
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bass player
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so I like melody
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and less wank
38:00 <matrix> Black Sabbath
38:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 Sabbath
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Sabbotage and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
38:00 <Bastardly_One> two of my fave album
38:00 <Bastardly_One> s
38:00 <Bastardly_One> your 11 yr old would understand floyd too I bet Maurice
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that I don't
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just am not on their trip
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember how I started talking to you matrix
39:00 <Bastardly_One> with who I have on now
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Fleetwood Mac
39:00 <matrix> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's billions of years ago
39:00 <matrix> What version. of Fleetwood Mac
40:00 <Bastardly_One> depends
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've stuck Chains on
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so each version I suppose
40:00 <matrix> ahhh 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe for a band that have fucked each other they never imploded 
40:00 <matrix> Christine McVie and stevie nicks era
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Christine actually made an appearance with them not long ago
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when she said she never ever ever ever ever would again
41:00 <matrix> I prefer old Mac when. Peter Green was fronting them
41:00 <matrix> When they were a blues band
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Stevie can handle being on stage with Lindsay now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe they all went to rehab
41:00 <matrix> Stevie use to be cute
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and her singing has always annoyed me 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer Lindsay songs
42:00 <matrix> She always sounded like a goat singjng
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's true
42:00 <matrix> Lindsey Buckingham s little oddballs were good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're gems
42:00 <matrix> What makes you think you're the one
42:00 <matrix> Who can live without dyibg
43:00 <matrix> dying even
43:00 <matrix> crap typing lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked his solo album from the 80s
43:00 <matrix> yer
43:00 <Bastardly_One> took me until I was older to appreciate that 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> beside the obvious single that was total quirk
43:00 <matrix> Mick Fleetwood was one mad ass drummer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> certainly was 
44:00 <matrix> The way he would stare out to the crowd
44:00 <matrix> freaky
45:00 <matrix> He was freaking scary lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> coke
46:00 <matrix> He was probanl
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably couldnt even focus on the front row
46:00 <matrix> blah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even until recently their rider was a medieval feast before the show
46:00 <matrix> He was the only one to stay from beginning to end
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as that's what Mick wanted
46:00 <matrix> He was with Peter Green and all the others
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they were doomed from the start in certain ways
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Lindsay and Stevie were volitle from day one 
47:00 <matrix> Yeah but look what happened
47:00 <Bastardly_One> then Mick decides to root Christine
47:00 <matrix> Yeah and Peter Green before hand was never stable
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nope!
48:00 <matrix> Some awesome music though
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Mick seems to the rock
48:00 <Bastardly_One> true ... just wonder what they could of been
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if they never fucked each other 50 times
49:00 <matrix> Love this version of black magic woman
49:00 <matrix> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hRu7Pt42x6Y
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac Peter Green - Black Magic Woman (Live Boston Tea Party) 1970 (Sep 18, 2011) 6:22 - Category: Music - 1,075,730 views - likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna know something scary?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this new U2 album is one of their best in years
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with the critics
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I feel dirty saying that
49:00 <matrix> U2 just got better each time
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Rattle N Hum was the end
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this is alright
50:00 <matrix> except for maybe discotheque
50:00 <matrix> That was shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the point
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it was 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I farted 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it really smells
51:00 <matrix> It stinks
51:00 <matrix> Can smell it from here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like so bad
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am coughing and wish I had a dog
51:00 <matrix> Maybe you need to open a window
51:00 <matrix> Not too cold tonight
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned the fan on
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the window is a hassle
52:00 <matrix> die in your own stink then
52:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it involves intricate footwork
52:00 <matrix> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll fall over on the telly
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm wrecked
52:00 <matrix> You still that bad
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up stoned I reckon
53:00 <matrix> So why did Fleetwood Mac remind you of our first chat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be going to a GM and Holden show today
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember stuff 
53:00 <matrix> Our first chat would of involved Clarissa
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and that 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <matrix> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't mentioning her 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in and out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> don't want to spend the next 2 hours on that tangent
54:00 <matrix> You can mention her 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fell like it 
54:00 <matrix> She doesn't bother me anymore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> rn
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I need the toilet to come to me 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
55:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
55:00 <matrix> Lol clean them bowels
55:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe if I don't get distracted
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I need a piss
55:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy to walk but it's gotten to the feeling yuck stage
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so it
55:00 <matrix> You sure you didn't shit yourself too
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is
55:00 <Bastardly_One> time
55:00 <Bastardly_One> to 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 8weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
56:00 <matrix> *Note to self.   activate colour code stripper*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> much better
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm bored so it's PS4 time
58:00 <matrix> That piss smelt almost as bad as your fart
03:00 <matrix> Thanks slugger
03:00 <matrix> I like trout
04:00 <slug> matrix
04:00 <slug> im comin over
04:00 <slug> with a blade
04:00 <matrix> fantastic
04:00 <slug> hack ya grass up 
04:00 <matrix> I look forward to ir
04:00 <matrix> it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> on his bmx
04:00 <slug> ye
04:00 <matrix> grass needs mowing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna kick ya letter box down too
05:00 <slug> i run over your letterbox on my BMX
05:00 <matrix> Even better 
05:00 <slug> fukin oath
05:00 <slug> ill stick matrix in the letterbox first
05:00 <matrix> Council has given me a letter to pull the whole fence down cause the brickwork isn't safe
05:00 <matrix> so he can save me the job
05:00 <matrix> beauty mate :-)
06:00 <slug> well
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not taking him serious
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be 
06:00 <slug> you should maintain your property
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll knock ya fence down with ya head
06:00 <matrix> It was built in 1974 it's okd
06:00 <slug> ye 
06:00 <matrix> Come take it down for me
06:00 <slug> knock ya block off matrix
06:00 <matrix> save me the job
06:00 <slug> ill throw the bricks through your window 
06:00 <matrix> Sorry slugger
07:00 <matrix> join the queue if you want to knock me off
07:00 <matrix> There are heaps in front of ya
07:00 <slug> why are you so hated
07:00 <slug> is that because you are a faggot?
07:00 <matrix> Because u don't give a shit lol
07:00 <matrix> I even
07:00 <slug> i dont give a shit 
07:00 <slug> u do but 
08:00 <matrix> nup
08:00 <matrix> I don't give a flying rats ass
08:00 <matrix> If you think I am a bunch of twigs
08:00 <matrix> Then fantastic
08:00 <slug> shut up
08:00 <matrix> That is the real meaning of faggot
08:00 <matrix> lol
09:00 <slug> never seen a rat fly before
09:00 <matrix> Hey slugger you should come over for a bear
09:00 <matrix> beer
09:00 <matrix> Fucking hell
09:00 <slug> negative
09:00 <matrix> Have the bear too lol
09:00 <slug> i wouldnt go to a queers place
09:00 <slug> i am anti homo
09:00 <matrix> I'll throw a couple of steaks on the bbq
09:00 <matrix> Who said I was a homo lol
10:00 <matrix> You made that one up
10:00 <slug> negative 
10:00 <matrix> I just hate everyone equally
10:00 <slug> racist
10:00 <matrix> Nah not racist
10:00 <matrix> I hate everyone
11:00 <matrix> ask b1 
11:00 <matrix> He knows
11:00 <slug> you into beastiality?
11:00 <matrix> Anyway.   What ya been up to slugger
11:00 <matrix> dunno.  better ask the bear lol
11:00 <slug> since you hate everyone you wont get your sexual pleasure from people 
12:00 <matrix> Since when does hate stop sexual pleasure
13:00 <slug> u wont hate everyone if your gettin satisfied sexually off people 
13:00 <matrix> Don't knock it till you try it
14:00 <matrix> slugger ypu sure you ain't gay?
14:00 <slug> so you admit you have sex with animals?
14:00 <matrix> Cause you seem pretty interested in my sex life
15:00 <matrix> Maybe you secretly wanna fuck a man
15:00 <slug> im just interested too know why you hate everyone 
15:00 <matrix> Same reason you call me homo
15:00 <matrix> Cause I can
16:00 <slug> im am the superior being too gays
16:00 <slug> so i can 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
16:00 <slug> you are not superior too any being
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the one star I've been missing on something was really shitting me 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to two losers joining my club I could get the car to do it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> go me!
18:00 <matrix> ok
18:00 <matrix> Guess that makes sense
18:00 <matrix> slugger is trying to work me out
19:00 <matrix> am I male.  am I female.   am I gay or am I straight
20:00 <slug> i dont care what you are
20:00 <Maurice> D) All of the above
20:00 <matrix> I:-)
21:00 <matrix> Maurice knows me lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I farted again
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this time it smells like roses
22:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I'm Jesus
22:00 <matrix> Bull shit
22:00 <matrix> It still smells like dead tacos and curried egg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your seeping butthole
23:00 <Bastardly_One> use pads
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you smell
23:00 <matrix> Maybe it is your last fart lingering
23:00 <matrix> That was fucking rotten. 
24:00 <matrix> Hope you cleaned that dead goanna out of your ass 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down lady
25:00 <matrix> lol
26:00 <matrix> Mew calls me trixy now
28:00 <matrix> I should get some sleep
39:00 <Fez> Hot
39:00 <Fez> Wheres mew?
09:00 <beehhh> Bingo
09:00 <beehhh> poor guy at  maccas couldnt have his last maccas after the smoke
14:00 <British^Meat> mmmmm curried egg
21:00 <doctor> naughty British^Meat! you made those eggs for during the day - not a midnight snack
29:00 <beehhh> umm fillet spagetti
29:00 <beehhh> with organic classic spanish olive oil n south african lemon
30:00 <beehhh> i used fresh garlic n young ginger
32:00 <beehhh> mofo
39:00 <British^Meat> i was merely thinking of them....
39:00 <British^Meat> imagining them between two pieces of bread
40:00 <British^Meat> i will now ponder this as i slumber, i bought parsley today to add them to my fresh batch 2moro
40:00 <British^Meat> toot on ppls
41:00 <doctor> you will dream good dreams tonight
56:00 <beehhh> hi
57:00 <beehhh> doctor, hows the hail treating ya garden today
58:00 <beehhh> only thing aussie in my linguini was WA carrot
00:00 <doctor> probably smashed a whole heap
01:00 <doctor> cant do much about it
02:00 <doctor> though i breed em mean, so I'm sure they're alright
03:00 <BlackDevil> undress me ladies
03:00 <doctor> no ladies here mate, but you're more than welcome to undress. no shame here
04:00 <beehhh> im fapping on this https://chaturbate.com/selena_sweet/
05:00 <doctor> nothing there but a deckchair
05:00 <beehhh> while in parliament they are exchanging xrated animal vids
05:00 <beehhh> wait n see there she is
05:00 <doctor> oh now i see
05:00 <doctor> spider hair
06:00 <doctor> rubbish. i expected better for you beehhh
06:00 <beehhh> shes from colombia
06:00 <beehhh> very horny squirted like all nite
06:00 <doctor> says she's 20 but is clearly in her mid to late 30s
07:00 <doctor> need to refine your tastes
07:00 <doctor> disgusting
08:00 <Saemon> doctor, mate
08:00 <Saemon> get off ya fucken high horse 
08:00 <doctor> get on my level, pleb
08:00 <Saemon> in real life, a chick that hot as selena wouldnt even glance in your direction
09:00 <Saemon> i know your defense mechanism
09:00 <Saemon> its so typical of low self esteem people such as yourself
09:00 <beehhh> shes 20 those girl grow big
09:00 <Saemon> when u see a chick who u think and know is too good for oyu
09:00 <Saemon> you put her down
10:00 <Saemon> pre-emptively saying that shes not good enough for you
10:00 <beehhh> Saemon, did u kinghit a lad at stkilda yesteday?
10:00 <Saemon> when in reality, you're the one whose not goof enough for her
10:00 <beehhh> cops are looking for you and your other mate
10:00 <simba> thats enough Saemon
10:00 <Saemon> yeap beehhh, i will king hit you and norell as well khankir pola
10:00 <doctor> what are you talking about? that video was disgusting
11:00 <Saemon> sorry, i havent taken my meds
11:00 <beehhh> im having a fap
11:00 <Saemon> im a lil crazy atm dont mind me
11:00 <doctor> alright then
11:00 <doctor> just as long as I know
12:00 <Saemon> omg whose a star wars fan in here?
12:00 <Saemon> u a star wars fan doctor?
12:00 <doctor> yeah i don't mind a good star wars
12:00 <Saemon> cool, theres a new animated series out called 'starwars rebels'
12:00 <Saemon> its sooo fucken good man
13:00 <doctor> the cartoon?
13:00 <Saemon> set during the empire/rebellion era
13:00 <Saemon> yep
13:00 <doctor> seemed innocent enough
13:00 <doctor> i'd watch it with no problem
13:00 <Saemon> its nice to see fresh starwars and revisting the original trilogy universe again
14:00 <Saemon> after a decade of Prequel trilogy related stuff
14:00 <doctor> arent they making a few new movies?
14:00 <Saemon> yep
14:00 <Saemon> eps 7, 8 and 9
14:00 <doctor> you reckon they would be any good?
14:00 <Saemon> ep 7 is slated to be released sometime next yr
14:00 <beehhh> she maken a nice shake for me doctor 
15:00 <Saemon> hrm well, its disney thats makin it now
15:00 <Saemon> not lucas anymore
15:00 <beehhh> with her squirt n milk
15:00 <doctor> you're probably right beehhh. i'm just shallow and fussy
15:00 <Saemon> and tbh, lucas did a shit job with the prequels
15:00 <doctor> yeah i didn't think much of the prequels
15:00 <Saemon> and disney so far has done really well with the pirates of the carribian, the avengers 
16:00 <Saemon> so theres a good chance that its gona be good i reckon
16:00 <doctor> lets hope so
17:00 <Saemon> they should keep faithful to lucas's ideas and materials, but at the same time, its good that its being done with a fresh new mind so to speak
17:00 <Saemon> well, in the meantime, i really recommend the star wars rebels show
17:00 <beehhh> i cummed when she drank it
18:00 <beehhh> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-atj0VFUbUqo/TwmFUWfc4jI/AAAAAAAAAEM/XRrgqNGMf8E/s400/Fish-Pasta-in-Sour-Cream-Sauce.jpg
20:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25292205/man-killed-in-unprovoked-attack/
20:00 <beehhh> watch this doctor m8
20:00 <beehhh> its now a norm in melb
22:00 <doctor> that happened some time in the late afternoon, didn't think much of it
22:00 <doctor> lasted about 5 minutes
23:00 <beehhh> i saw it afternoon also on seven news
23:00 <beehhh> i was writing up my jurnals
23:00 <beehhh> ended up with a pasta meal after 6 hours
24:00 <doctor> must have been a lot of pasta
26:00 <beehhh> san remo sauce from victoria
28:00 <Maurice> Would you fuck off already, you do not live here, stop living in the past
28:00 <beehhh> dead people lives in the past
28:00 <Maurice> No, they're dead, they don't live at all
28:00 <swopsha> i just drop xtc
28:00 <beehhh> http://image.ec21.com/image/groupacesur/oimg_GC08683695_CA08691150/Villablanca_Extra_Virgin_Olive_Oil.jpg
29:00 <beehhh> 1lt costs like 15AUD
31:00 <beehhh> Maurice, do a show like selena to me, see I might like it
31:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what that means
32:00 <beehhh> good, better not dont tell her doctor 
33:00 <beehhh> im like a flower and you're my thorn
33:00 <beehhh> goodnite
36:00 <simba> Maurice
38:00 <simba> nothing
44:00 <Maurice> Say what
44:00 <swopsha> too much xtcv
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
53:00 <Bastardly_One> found out how to stream
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so easy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the share button duh
54:00 <simba> stream?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> your games
54:00 <simba> twitch.tv 
54:00 <simba> ??
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah or ustream
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the share button gives you the option of broadcasting
55:00 <simba> woot
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah my phone has the share button..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some people that should not be allowed near a cam though
58:00 <Maurice> I'm usually near a Cam, I enjoy it a lot
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffft
58:00 <simba> ive got a pic of mirza on my twitch page
58:00 <Maurice> I say usually, but it's a long time
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I should sleep
00:00 <simba> agreed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be up in 6hrs to go to a GM and Holden thing
00:00 <Maurice> I should do something else
00:00 <Maurice> Like simba
00:00 <simba> do me in the back of a holden
01:00 <Maurice> I have 3, which one do you wanna pick
01:00 <Maurice> Personally, I'd go the VF
01:00 <simba> ummm i dont get in anything under a bmw
01:00 <Maurice> Leather seats do it for me
02:00 <Maurice> Are you a poofy homo
02:00 <simba> not 2 much
04:00 <BlackDevil> http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/OOb9Gx6.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that crash
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never seen that before
07:00 <BlackDevil> the tattooes?
07:00 <hostile> are you all on social welfare ?
07:00 <BlackDevil> i am
07:00 <Bastardly_One> huh? I didn't click your link BlackDevil this time
07:00 <BlackDevil> click it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I just amused the shit out of myself in a game
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ya mum
08:00 <BlackDevil> yup
12:00 <hostile> BlackDevil: how much do you get ?
14:00 <simba> i'm on a laptop
15:00 <simba> "I'm to lame to read"
15:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna sleep in until lunchtime
20:00 <hostile> it's not really sleeping in when you do the standard 8 hrs
20:00 <Maurice> It's usually 6
20:00 <BlackDevil> 0000000000000
20:00 <BlackDevil> what do you mean? how much do i get?
20:00 <Maurice> And its more like 10 hrs
20:00 <hostile> BlackDevil: your dole money
21:00 <BlackDevil> doll money?
22:00 <Maurice> hostile is very special, he doesnt get that youre not from here
22:00 <hostile> BlackDevil: yeah. "dole". as in welfare.
22:00 <BlackDevil> none of your business
23:00 <hostile> BlackDevil: it's every tax payer's business when some guy is wasting time on irc on welfare.
23:00 <BlackDevil> no
24:00 <hostile> BlackDevil: i want to know if you got it good. if so, then i want to get paid.
25:00 <BlackDevil> talk to element
25:00 <BlackDevil> he is also on it
46:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> loooooolllllllllllllllllll
46:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> You still talk about me
46:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> [19/10/2014 04:25:15] (BlackDevil): talk to element
46:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> [19/10/2014 04:25:29] (BlackDevil): he is also on it
46:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> O!!
47:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> I'm so good.. you got no idea :)
49:00 <[DoC]> Lol @ element crying like a bitch :D
49:00 <BlackDevil> he is
49:00 <[DoC]> Lol
49:00 <BlackDevil> that was his zline reason [DoC]
49:00 <BlackDevil> (Z-Lined: <[DoC]> Lol @ element crying like a bitch :D)
49:00 <[DoC]> lmfao
50:00 <[DoC]> he's still here with some diff nick
50:00 <BlackDevil> yea his lame bots
50:00 <[DoC]> but not showing his fat ass
50:00 <[DoC]> indeed
51:00 <[DoC]> mrwuf got zline too?
52:00 <BlackDevil> not that i know of
53:00 <BlackDevil> he's raging
53:00 <[DoC]> yeah as always
53:00 <[DoC]> his dream is to be an oper of austnet Lol
54:00 <[DoC]> he can't live without IRC heh
54:00 <BlackDevil> i offered it
54:00 <BlackDevil> but he never accepted
55:00 <[DoC]> lol
55:00 <[DoC]> he will zline all of us Lol
56:00 <BlackDevil> well it was only an 1 second offer
56:00 <BlackDevil> lol
56:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> You talk some shit man
56:00 <BlackDevil> you do as well
57:00 <[DoC]> haha
57:00 <[DoC]> lame proxies
58:00 <[DoC]> he thinks by evading bans he is genious
59:00 <[DoC]> but he is still proving that how much idiotic retard he is
59:00 <[DoC]> brb, gonna watch movie
59:00 <BlackDevil> wonder if his 'wife' is telling him to get off the computer
00:00 <[DoC]> she wont, he will bash her like a mad gay
00:00 <[DoC]> bbl.
00:00 <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> It's all fun and games untill you take it to another level which is not acceptable and that is why this is going on.. I'm beating you at your own game :)
01:00 <BlackDevil> takes him 5 mins to find another proxy
04:00 <Saemon> wats his issue with you?
04:00 <BlackDevil> there has always been issues among us
04:00 <Saemon> whats triggered his actions right now though?
05:00 <BlackDevil> just because he wants to
05:00 <Saemon> ah ic
05:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <[DoC]> fuck off element
05:00 <[DoC]> lol
05:00 <[DoC]> good timing BlackDevil
06:00 <Saemon> <BlackDevil-Is-a-Stalker> It's all fun and games untill you take it to another level which is not acceptable and that is why this is going on.. I'm beating you at your own game :)
06:00 <Saemon> what did u do?
06:00 <Saemon> what did u take to "another level"?
06:00 <BlackDevil> just zlined him
07:00 <Saemon> ah so he's just butthurt about beign zlined?
07:00 <blackdevil-is-gay> No it doesn't.. i'm busy with other things, i'm not like you BlackNigger.. glued to the screen waiting every second and counting how long something takes. Looooolllllll dumb shit fuck. LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ [DoC] you paki faggot your mum got raped in the bus by a bunch of smelly pakis LOLL OWNED CUNT!!
08:00 <Saemon> so juvenile
09:00 <Saemon> BlackDevil would u happen to know why serenity doesnt want to be a part of this chatroom anymore?
09:00 <BlackDevil> no one cares what she has to say
09:00 <Saemon> im just curious thats all
09:00 <Saemon> seems like shadowlurker has gone with her as well
09:00 <BlackDevil> no idea
10:00 <BlackDevil> dont care
10:00 <Saemon> good riddence i say, about shadowlurker that cunt was a douchebag
10:00 <BlackDevil> there mates
10:00 <Saemon> serenity is ok im my books i like her
10:00 <Saemon> but shadowlurker i do not
50:00 <simba> lol @ [DoC] making pollock rage
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
24:00 <matrix> How is everyone today
27:00 <stebie> i think i just sharted
27:00 <stebie> i don't want to check
28:00 <matrix> Best not.  might have to call yoh Saemon :-P
29:00 <matrix> Usually you can tell the dangerous farts
31:00 <matrix> sharting in the shower is bad too
33:00 <stebie> no it's not, it washes away
33:00 <stebie> unless you pop out a mega turd, it should be fine
34:00 <matrix> Well that wouldn't be a short then
34:00 <matrix> shart *
34:00 <matrix> That would be a full on dump
35:00 <matrix> I find most accidental sharts get left in the crack though and only a super shart makes it to underwear
35:00 <matrix> And wtf am I talking about this lol
46:00 <stebie> good question
46:00 <stebie> gosh
51:00 <matrix> I must be bored
54:00 <matrix> I'll never understand women ......
28:00 <MrMark> booo
30:00 <matrix> howdy doodly doo
31:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
32:00 <MrMark> u behaving?
34:00 <matrix> Always behaving
34:00 <matrix> Hey nikkers
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey
34:00 <matrix> How's doing?
36:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ok, you?
37:00 <MrMark> u behaving Nikky?
37:00 <Nikky`> Never
37:00 <matrix> Yeah ok
39:00 <MrMark> behaving is no fun
39:00 <matrix> I have to behave
39:00 <matrix> I have to go to work soon
39:00 <matrix> Can't go to work smelling like sex
39:00 <MrMark> i reckon
39:00 <matrix> Oh sorry tmi
40:00 <MrMark> i just go to work smelling
40:00 <matrix> Yeah you have to clean up after you shart
40:00 <simba> work on satruday ;[
42:00 <matrix> Yeah I know simba.  but it is the cutover of all AusPost cloud services to AWS.  we are ditching hostworks
44:00 <BMP> ahmen simba brother
44:00 <BMP> sux
46:00 <matrix> Hello bmp
46:00 <simba> o yea
46:00 <simba> my work is moving 2 cloud storage 2
46:00 <Skirmish> Ladies. How is your weekend thus far? 
47:00 <simba> its still on windows server 2003 
47:00 <simba> i cant use office 2013!!!!
47:00 <simba> not 4 long
47:00 <matrix> simba: we have a lot of virtual 2003 servers
47:00 <matrix> moving all the servers out of NDC to a new Data Centre too
47:00 <matrix> So much fun
48:00 <matrix> Do you know how much infrastructure post has 
48:00 <matrix> My god it is ridiculous
48:00 <matrix> So much legacy stuff that the current staff don't even know exists.   The people that originally set it up no longer work with us.
49:00 <matrix> Last weekend someone cut off a supposedly unused Fibre link and set off 22 alarms
52:00 <matrix> Anyway.  That's my weekend lol
05:00 <matrix> Hi doc
11:00 <doctor> morning matrix
14:00 <matrix> What's doing
15:00 <doctor> just reading the digital newspapers
15:00 <doctor> nothing horrifying thus far asides a few pieces on the IS
15:00 <matrix> Oh that all
35:00 <MrMark> we all naked yet?
36:00 <matrix> nope
36:00 <matrix> Going to work lol
23:00 <Rak> OMG it's like an orgy of coffee beans in my mouth:  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZefNllyY3z0/U5U0tcV6QjI/AAAAAAAAKrY/zg5XtwfTb70/s1600/MR+BLACK.jpg
25:00 <Skirmish> I have only just noticed the new topic in the channel. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I personally preferred the boobs. 
26:00 <matrix> The boobs got boring after a bit
26:00 <Rak> :o
26:00 <Rak> blasphemer!
26:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like homosexual talk to me. 
26:00 <matrix> I can't get wearecunts.com to resolve now though
27:00 <Rak> karma
27:00 <matrix> I like boobs but seeing the same 4 girls over and over
27:00 <matrix> seen them once, you know what they are
27:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like you're bashing on the inside of a closet. 
28:00 <matrix> Because I have an opinion that differs Tony ours? 
28:00 <Rak> or the outside trying to get back in ;)
28:00 <matrix> to yours*
28:00 <Skirmish> lol Rak.
28:00 <matrix> Isn't it lovely how the ones that pretend to be superior resort to homophones commentary
28:00 <Rak> oh ffs
29:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* here we go. 
29:00 <Rak> it's lunchtime on a saturday, dude
29:00 <Rak> try for a modicum of humour
29:00 <matrix> Fuck homophobic.
29:00 <matrix> Rak humorous for who?
30:00 <matrix> homophobic comments are made by trolls all the time.   They have no humour value
30:00 <Skirmish> My essay is better than watching you cry matrix. I had best get back to it. 
30:00 <matrix> Anyways bacon is cooked so I am leaving you beautiful ppl
31:00 <matrix> Love the way skirmish assumes a cry, like irc is the be all of life lol.  so sad
36:00 <Skirmish> I don't even understand what you are trying to say. a cry like irc is the be all of life?  What does that mean! 
36:00 <Skirmish> Why can't you just make sense! 
38:00 <Skirmish> Rak: How is your weekend so far? I discovered the joy of Canadian Club Dry last night.  Not bad at all when it comes to whiskey pre mix. 
39:00 <Rak> oh i said this just before you entered:
39:00 <Rak> OMG it's like an orgy of coffee beans in my mouth:  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZefNllyY3z0/U5U0tcV6QjI/AAAAAAAAKrY/zg5XtwfTb70/s1600/MR+BLACK.jpg
50:00 <Skirmish> Do you have it straight or with milk? 
50:00 <Rak> if any russian i would do black but i'm drinking it neat
51:00 <Skirmish> How would you rate the intensity of the coffee flavour vs the alcohol taste? 
52:00 <Rak> it's a liqueur so can't taste the alcohol.  it's a less sweet, much sharper and coffeesque kahlua
52:00 <Skirmish> That was my next question. Choose one. That or Kahlua. 
53:00 <Rak> if mixing, kahlua.  if neat or mixing fancy drinks, this
53:00 <Rak> kahlua is half the price
53:00 <Skirmish> Local bottlo stocks it or is it more a Dan Murphy's product? 
53:00 <Rak> i got it from dan's.  haven't seen it anywhere else before
54:00 <Skirmish> Might have to give it a try. The mrs likes Kahlua. 
54:00 <Rak> let me know what you and her think
54:00 <Skirmish> Will do. 
55:00 <Skirmish> I am on my 3rd invention of the introduction to this essay. I am over thinking it. 
32:00 <doctor> that looks sickly sweet
33:00 <eclipse^> what's that doctor?
33:00 <doctor> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZefNllyY3z0/U5U0tcV6QjI/AAAAAAAAKrY/zg5XtwfTb70/s1600/MR+BLACK.jpg
33:00 <doctor> raks link
34:00 <Rak> nah it's far less sweet than kahlua or cafe patron
34:00 <eclipse^> interesting
35:00 <Nikky`> Drinks at your place tonight Rak?
35:00 <doctor> i'd give it a shot nonetheless
36:00 <eclipse^> sound's good :-)
36:00 <^Aus_Bloke> its nothing special
37:00 <^Aus_Bloke> just another $60 bottle for alcoholics on the dole to buy
38:00 <Rak> yeh ppl on the dole buy $60 bottles that are 27%
38:00 <Nikky`> lol
38:00 <Nikky`> cask wine for them
39:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`, she is a full moon on a dark night. She is the rising sun on a cold morning. She is the light, she is the promise, she is ... wonderful. 
39:00 <Rak> i dunno, Nikky.  drinks at my place are always a pants off affair
39:00 <Nikky`> I am wonderful 
39:00 <^Aus_Bloke> mr black is only 25%
39:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok with pants off Rak.. what time?
39:00 <Rak> why not now :D
40:00 <Nikky`> I have to dry my hair and head to the shops
40:00 <Nikky`> but after that i'm free
43:00 <Rak> oooh get snaky foods
44:00 <Nikky`> No worries
46:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie - time to dry hair and get to shops.. I have a nap booked in haha
50:00 <Skirmish> I see what she is doing to you Rak. She is such a cock tease that nikky. 
51:00 <Rak> :D
52:00 <Bert187> yo ^Aus_Bloke isnt wild turkey
54:00 <Skirmish> Nobody cares who is or isn't wild turkey. 
54:00 <Skirmish> He's been forgotten. Regulated to be lost into history and never remembered because he is a nobody. 
57:00 <Rak> and says dumb things
04:00 <matrix> What's happening in here
05:00 <Rak> borderlands presequel
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *prequel
17:00 <Skirmish> Give me another word for "fear". 
17:00 <Skirmish> sense of being afraid
17:00 <Skirmish> Excellent! Thanks. 
27:00 <Rak> trepidation
30:00 <Skirmish> That doesn't fit. That is a fine word though. 
32:00 <GrEmLiNz> thesaurus.com
32:00 <Skirmish> Yep it's open in firefox. I use it often. 
34:00 <Skirmish> I haven't quite got my thesis statement 100% and I thought I could finalise it as I wrote ... it's not working. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon MysteriousShado.
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Morning
40:00 <doctor> throw some poetry into it
48:00 <MysteriousShado> Why
57:00 <Skirmish> lol doctor
58:00 <Skirmish> "The discourse created by the artificially constructed ....... violets are blue."
58:00 <Skirmish> Works wonderfully. 
00:00 <MysteriousShado> If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on ittt
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Woah oh oh ah ah ah
02:00 <matrix> afternoon all
05:00 <matrix> I see it is an exciting Saturday arvo in he re
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes
05:00 <MysteriousShado> It is.
06:00 <Skirmish> I am actually busy at work today. It's a pain. 
06:00 <matrix> Bugger that.
06:00 <matrix> I have a few things going on here but not too busy yet
07:00 <Skirmish> Could you be killed by angry terrorists at any moment matrix? Your job is nothing. 
08:00 <matrix> Every bodies job is nothing to a person doing a different job
08:00 <U0001f602> you fuck
08:00 <matrix> Like a say to the farmers who think it is something special. 
08:00 <Skirmish> So you are saying that everyones job is nothing compared to yours? 
08:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit arrogant. 
08:00 <matrix> I don't know how to milk a cow
08:00 <U0001f602> you fucker
08:00 <matrix> Everyone has their own skills
09:00 <matrix> Skirmish, if your job was so critical you wouldn't be on irc
09:00 <Loof> mine is masturbation
09:00 <U0001f602> STAND DOWN
09:00 <matrix> It would be a security risk
09:00 <U0001f602> STAND THE FUCK DOWN
09:00 <Loof> Skirmish doesn't matter
09:00 <matrix> You work with things that go boom.   that's fine
10:00 <matrix> I work with it infrastructure with a company that has equal importance in Australia
10:00 <Loof> for what skirmish does he should get $2 an hour
10:00 <matrix> My stuff doesn't go boom so what
11:00 <Loof> when i go boom boom boom
12:00 <matrix> Loof I am sure Skirmish has important stuff to do.  His job does require skills also
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Loof> irc skills to pay the bills
12:00 <matrix> But the arrogance that he thinks he is so high up, he still has access to irc which indicates low security clear an e, like my job
12:00 <matrix> clearance*
13:00 <Loof> he's actually home simpson
13:00 <Loof> his job
13:00 <Loof> homer
14:00 <matrix> I could handle being paid to eat doughnuts like honer
14:00 <matrix> Homer even
14:00 <Loof> watch a screen if something goes wrong push this red button
15:00 <matrix> I don't mind Skirmish really
15:00 <matrix> I just like stirring him up
16:00 <Loof> i despise him and his apple fetish
16:00 <Loof> and his 1950 attitude to weed
17:00 <Loof> probably hates blacks and gays too
17:00 <matrix> I am no apple fab but if someone is use to apple and the way it works I will still say to buy another iPhone to them, unless the have a good understanding of technology
17:00 <matrix> fan not fab
17:00 <Loof> oh god
17:00 <matrix> I don't want to have to train people on how to use their new phones if I recommend something else
18:00 <Loof> anyone who cant use android is a retard
18:00 <Loof> they should stick with their limited iphones
18:00 <Loof> i agree
18:00 <matrix> Apple fans will say the same.   anyone who can't use an apple is a retard
18:00 <Loof> having to install itunes just to copy a file to my phone
19:00 <Loof> no drag and drop
19:00 <matrix> I don't care either way.   I have my S4.   they can have their iPhone bendables
19:00 <Loof> not being able to change th battery
19:00 <Loof> my baby
19:00 <matrix> My ex had an iPhone for years before she got the s4.
25:00 <BlackDevil> quite day
25:00 <BlackDevil> for sure
29:00 <Skirmish> People bagging iphones saying there is no drag and drop like the iphone 3 came out yesterday. lawl. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Also, lawl at matrix's monologue of justifications AGAIN. Second time today.
33:00 <BlackDevil> Skirmish http://i.imgur.com/NKKj1dG.jpg
33:00 <Skirmish> A giant curtain rod end? 
33:00 <BlackDevil> close
34:00 <matrix> So obsessed .....
34:00 <matrix> lol
34:00 <matrix> I love ya Skirmy.   you make me laugh
35:00 <Skirmish> If you think I am obsessed, then you are in dire need of professional help. You are deflecting terribly. Address your demons. 
47:00 <simba> 4:1)
52:00 <matrix> Hey doodle
52:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
53:00 <matrix> Nothing up today
53:00 <matrix> Everything is down
53:00 <Doodle> thats no good
54:00 <matrix> If irc got things up
54:00 <matrix> Then I would be worried
09:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d66_1413508309
09:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment (Date: Oct-16-2014, 1 day ago) - Views: 766066 - Played: 508470
09:00 <MrMark> we all naked yet?
12:00 <Happiness> let's say that we are....
14:00 <MrMark> alright
16:00 <[-E-l-e-m-e-n-t-]> looooollllllllllllllllll
18:00 <BlackDevil> so this http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=011_1413583572
18:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: The Incredibly Complex Process Of Taking Off An Ebola Hazmat Suit (Date: Oct-17-2014, 6 hours ago) - Views: 1676 - Played: 1226
20:00 <mr_ducati> ebola was created by thr u.s
20:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: To what end? 
21:00 <BlackDevil> as population control
21:00 <mr_ducati> correct
21:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
21:00 <Doodle> thats what aids is for
21:00 <mr_ducati> it is a gmo
21:00 <MrMark> its all about the ebola.....no treble....just ebola
21:00 <Skirmish> Aids was keeping the population down in Africa. They didn't need ebola. 
21:00 <mr_ducati> yes aids as well
21:00 <mr_ducati> they do need ebola  now
21:00 <Skirmish> ebola isn't a GMO. 
21:00 <mr_ducati> umm
21:00 <mr_ducati> ye sit is
21:00 <bee_girl> is ebola a country?
22:00 <Skirmish> Source? 
22:00 <mr_ducati> look into it skirmish
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Go The Po' Man A Break.mp3 (10.79MB 128kbps Mono 11:46)
22:00 <MrMark> google tells all
22:00 <Skirmish> LOL cuz errythin I wead on the internetweb is the trooth! 
22:00 <mr_ducati> the next step will be or america to say they need to remove assad
22:00 <mr_ducati> wait and see
23:00 <mr_ducati> first its air strikes
23:00 <Doodle> cos assad is a psycho?
23:00 <mr_ducati> now ground troops
23:00 <Skirmish> Umm ... they were already supporting groups to remove assad.  Where do you think ISIS came from? 
23:00 <mr_ducati> syria,
23:00 <mr_ducati> but
23:00 <mr_ducati> you do know
23:00 <mr_ducati> that last year
23:00 <Skirmish> It's an extremist splinter group to the one that was being supported by the US. 
23:00 <mr_ducati> britain an du.s
23:00 <mr_ducati> tried to go into syria
23:00 <MrMark> its all Bob Catters fault
23:00 <mr_ducati> but didnt get approval
23:00 <mr_ducati> now they have the excuse
23:00 <Doodle> so
23:00 <Doodle> excuse?
23:00 <mr_ducati> yes
24:00 <mr_ducati> isis
24:00 <Skirmish> This sounds like something that Jacqui Lambie would come up with mr_ducati.
24:00 <mr_ducati> its funny how isus has state of the art weapons
24:00 <Doodle> i dont think they need isis as an excuse to get rid of a maniac like assad
24:00 <mr_ducati> that america gave the iraqi govt
24:00 <MrMark> i think Jacqui Lambie already has ebola
24:00 <mr_ducati> and they know how to use it all
24:00 <mr_ducati> any skirmish each to their own
25:00 <Skirmish> What state of the art weapons? 
25:00 <mr_ducati> they have alot of the iraqi govt weapons
25:00 <mr_ducati> that were given by the u.s
25:00 <Skirmish> Yes, but what do you call "state of the art weapons". 
26:00 <Doodle> muskets
26:00 <Doodle> blunderbusses
26:00 <mr_ducati> well not your average terrorist weapons
26:00 <MrMark> weapons they can aim at Malaysian airlines planes.....
26:00 <mr_ducati> they have a full arsonal
26:00 <Skirmish> What are your average terrorist weapons? 
26:00 <mr_ducati> they are even learning how to fly the jets
26:00 <mr_ducati> jets
26:00 <mr_ducati> for starters
27:00 <Skirmish> Yes I seen that report on the ABC website today. They are Syrian jets, and they won't last very long against Western planes. 
27:00 <Skirmish> They are not state of the art. 
27:00 <Doodle> arent they all russian built
27:00 <MrMark> old MIG15s lol
27:00 <mr_ducati> they are still fighter jets
27:00 <mr_ducati> you know what i mean
27:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Yes. 
27:00 <Doodle> yeah
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> old soviet 'technology'
27:00 <Doodle> good luck with that
27:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: Your average tea towel wearing nutbag isn't going to jump in a plane and become a super ace. 
28:00 <mr_ducati> my point exactly
28:00 <mr_ducati> they are well trained
28:00 <Skirmish> He is either going to crash, or get blown the fuck out of the air by the F22 Raptors that won't even show up on their radars. 
28:00 <Doodle> wont need to send planes up to get them Skirmish
28:00 <MrMark> MIG15 vs F22 Raptor....wooohoooo
28:00 <Skirmish> LOL they are not well trained at all. 
28:00 <Doodle> couple of tomahawks
28:00 <MrMark> ehehe
28:00 <Doodle> from the gulf
28:00 <Doodle> blammo
28:00 <mr_ducati> yes they are thats where you are wrong
28:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Exactly. 
29:00 <Doodle> DID YOU HEAR ME
29:00 <Doodle> BLAMMO
29:00 <Skirmish> The fact those planes haven't already been blown to hell shows how much of a risk they pose to the US. 
29:00 <mr_ducati> the u.s wants this to happen though
29:00 <mr_ducati> thats my point
29:00 <Skirmish> Ok, to what end? 
30:00 <Skirmish> What is their purpose. 
30:00 <mr_ducati> well
30:00 <mr_ducati> they want ground troops 
30:00 <mr_ducati> then to remove assas
30:00 <mr_ducati> assad.
30:00 <Skirmish> None of the countries involved have populations that will stand for another involvement of ground troops. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Governments would get voted out. No government will risk losing their power. 
31:00 <mr_ducati> not yet, but trust me, they will come up with a reason to use ground troops
31:00 <mr_ducati> such as not defeating isis
31:00 <mr_ducati> with air strikes alone.
32:00 <Skirmish> Again ... none of the western governments involved, ours included, would retain their power if they sent ground troops in. 
32:00 <Skirmish> None of those current governments will commit political suicide by doing it. 
32:00 <Skirmish> America is about to go to the polls. Not going to happen. 
33:00 <mr_ducati> i understand what youre saying, but youre not hearing me
33:00 <mr_ducati> they wont get support unless they have a good reason
33:00 <Skirmish> The fact they want assad gone is no secret. To try to say it like it is, is silly. 
33:00 <mr_ducati> sont you think not killing off isus is a good one?
33:00 <Skirmish> No. 
33:00 <mr_ducati> you dont?
33:00 <mr_ducati> so you think the people would want isus to keep killing innocent people?
34:00 <Skirmish> Because ISIS is a group of 30,000 nutbags that pose absolutely no risk outside of the sandpit they are playing in.
34:00 <mr_ducati> lol
34:00 <mr_ducati> sso why are we at war then?
34:00 <Skirmish> They have killed 3 westerners. We have killed more of them with bombs. 
34:00 <mr_ducati> so why are we at war then?
34:00 <mr_ducati> do your reasearch skirmish then get back to me :)
34:00 <U0001f602> it's about overthrowing the syrian government
34:00 <Skirmish> Governmental orchestrated fear. 
34:00 <U0001f602> it's not about isis
34:00 <Skirmish> That is why we're at war. 
35:00 <mr_ducati> correct U000
35:00 <U0001f602> they tried bombing syria a year ago. the world said no
35:00 <U0001f602> so they invented isis.and now they'rebombing syria
35:00 <Skirmish> They're not bombing parts of Syria that Assad holds. 
35:00 <mr_ducati> correct again u000
35:00 <U0001f602> you'll notice they're blowing up syrian government infrastructure all over the place. no proof any isis are in them or even visited
36:00 <U0001f602> now they're saying isis are flying fucking figher jets, giving them reason to blow up syrian jets and airports
36:00 <Skirmish> Where is this reported that they are destroying syrian infrastructure? 
36:00 <U0001f602> lying american scum
36:00 <U0001f602> so you think isis bult all the giant buildings and warehouses you see getting blown up in syria?
37:00 <U0001f602> the ones with nobody in sight, just buildings
37:00 <Skirmish> No, they occupy it. 
37:00 <U0001f602> that's what they tell you, and people like you believe it
37:00 <Skirmish> Are you judging the fact that nobody is in sight by the bomb cam footage? LOL
37:00 <U0001f602> and I bet you believe them that isis are flying jet fighter around too
38:00 <Skirmish> There are only reports that they are being trained to fly them. Again. They are ancient shit. They will either be blown out of the air by other planes, or America will carpet bomb the airfield. 
40:00 <U0001f602> you don't get it. it's more false facts to destroy syrian government infrastructure.
40:00 <mr_ducati> spot on
40:00 <mr_ducati> we are all fed false facts
40:00 <Skirmish> What do they gain by getting rid of Assad? 
40:00 <U0001f602> they got no right to be in syria. but everyonenn was cool with them blowing up beheaders. but that's not what they're doing
40:00 <U0001f602> oil, and oil routing
40:00 <mr_ducati> they gain control
40:00 <mr_ducati> and more control
40:00 <Skirmish> If beheading people was an issue they would be carpet bombing Saudi Arabia. 
40:00 <mr_ducati> just like with terrorism
40:00 <U0001f602> israel hates syria. and the jews runn america
41:00 <mr_ducati> we lose all our privacy, rights, etc
41:00 <Skirmish> Oh, it's all the fault of the zionists now. 
41:00 <mr_ducati> zionism is behind alot
41:00 <Skirmish> lol 
42:00 <mr_ducati> everyone has their own view, all i can say is we dont get told whats really going on
43:00 <Skirmish> I agree that Australia should not be involving itself. I agree that the "war on terror" is a now 13yo narrative on how governments can incite fear and use patriotism to gain political ends.  Those ends do include the erosion of democratic freedoms. 
43:00 <Skirmish> I am actually writing an essay on the narrative literally right now. 
44:00 <Skirmish> As for the zionists, no.  Ground troops?  I know that US Generals have already left that door open despite what obama said and abbott has suggested it may be necessary.  The reality of it all though is that those parties will be signing their own death warrants at the next election. 
45:00 <Skirmish> People are tired of dead troops. It is a long road before they justify that and get away with it. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I blame the media and the 24hr news cycle. They no longer question what is said and investigate claims and report on their findings. They just regurgitate what the govt says and play to the tune that their owners play. 
49:00 <matrix> News is no longer news and has not been for a while.  It is more current affairs type material
50:00 <matrix> So much that gets passed as news i would think belongs in ACA or Today Tonight categories 
51:00 <Skirmish> Well, the conversation is well and truly over now. I am going to go get a bad of lollies. 
51:00 <matrix> Have fun
51:00 <matrix> Bad lollies should be good
57:00 <Skirmish> bag*
57:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> hi all
58:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
58:00 <matrix> mark you say that to everyone lol
58:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> lol
58:00 <MrMark> yep
58:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> hi mark
59:00 <MrMark> hiya
59:00 <matrix> hi
40:00 <matrix> Well this is fun
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Hi Lish.
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Have you played B1-not-here yet?
48:00 <BlackDevil> element gave up early
48:00 <matrix> Too early
48:00 <matrix> something is wong
48:00 <BlackDevil> maybe his wife
55:00 <BlackDevil> would you eat this matrix? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxg7bOHOBQ&feature=youtu.be
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 피자헛 토핑킹 스타엣지 CF (Oct 5, 2014) 0:31 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,456 views - likes (93.2%), dislikes (6.8%)
03:00 <matrix> Hello to happiness
04:00 <MrMark> we all drunk yet?
06:00 <BlackDevil> see the video matrix?
06:00 <matrix> Which one
06:00 <BlackDevil> the one i posted
06:00 <matrix> Oh not uet
06:00 <MrMark> porn
07:00 <matrix> Going to look ..... I may regret this
08:00 <matrix> Oh interesting
08:00 <matrix> The ad doesn't make me want to eat it though lol
08:00 <BlackDevil> same
08:00 <BlackDevil> thank god im not in japan
08:00 <BlackDevil> otherwise that would look good
09:00 <Lwaxana> i like most Japanese food
10:00 <Lwaxana> but would pass on that
12:00 <matrix> Hey Lwaxana
17:00 <doctor> that doesnt even look like food
17:00 <matrix> That's why we all politely passed
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
18:00 <doctor> ads will become ineffectual eventually
19:00 <matrix> They already are with me
19:00 <doctor> yeah same with me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the weeping song
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a song in which to weep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> while all the men and women sleep
22:00 <doctor> emo
23:00 <matrix> That's usually me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking awesome song
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and awesome album
23:00 <matrix> Which one is it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> The Good Son by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the weeping song
23:00 <Bastardly_One> obviously :P
23:00 <matrix> Oh yeah lol
24:00 <matrix> Did you manage to learn to drive
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I see him solo in Dec
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and having dinner before the show with him and his mum
24:00 <matrix> Nick Cave is awesome
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she used to babysit me 
24:00 <matrix> How sweet
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I'm like flying through it 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just need at least one loser to join my club
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I was part of another club but their colours such
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *suck
25:00 <Bastardly_One> going to see real cars tomorrow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a GM and Holden show
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *drools*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> now this song is emo
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but one of the best songs ever
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the ship song
28:00 <lumeah2> Lyrics? 
29:00 <matrix> Google has them
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ebola patients transfered to fema camps
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to say I told you so people
34:00 <Bastardly_One> The Mercy Seat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what a fucking brilliant song
36:00 <EzyRider> It's been a good Saturday. I've not had to step into the truck all day, there has been bourbon on the bar behind me all day, and I'm three sheets to the wind drunk.
36:00 <EzyRider> Therefore, there is a god.
38:00 <matrix> Good day
40:00 <MrMark> EzyRider drink wild turkey
46:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know why McDs coffee is shit 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/10/15/mcdonalds_investigating_claim_of_dead_mouse_in_coffee.html
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's made with dead mice
47:00 <matrix> Always has been
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was that deadmau5 sabogtage
47:00 <Bastardly_One> for Tim Hortons
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dead mouse
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a fucking comedian
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's in the same town one of my friend's lives in 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
54:00 <matrix> hi nerdygirl
55:00 <nerdygirl> heya
55:00 <matrix> How doing
58:00 <MrMark> im abit wasted
08:00 <doctor> you dont drink often, do you?
39:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One syd or wsw ??
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wsw
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Syd are average
41:00 <Bastardly_One> WSW should be in shame
41:00 <Lwaxana> CC lost :(
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Tony won't be a happy coach so 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, again 
41:00 <Lwaxana> now that Graham Arnold is gone I fear CC are oomed
41:00 <Lwaxana> doomes
41:00 <Lwaxana> pffft
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doomed too
42:00 <Lwaxana> cant type
42:00 <Bastardly_One> too shattered huh?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Lwaxana> na...my finger nails are too long
43:00 <Lwaxana> does ^Aus_Bloke chat?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> when there's no-one watching to ban him
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he abuses well
43:00 <Lwaxana> he looks rather ELEMENTal
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a little
43:00 <^Aus_Bloke> abuse? only thing ive3 spoken about is car engines
44:00 <Lwaxana> how comw u dont use a "normal" isp
44:00 <^Aus_Bloke> how come ur paranoid?
44:00 <Lwaxana> not paranoid
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and isn't "Dave" on a certain opper's notify?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> as when he comes on they z-line him again?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I never thought about using notify for moderation purposes
45:00 <Lwaxana> ^Aus_Bloke has that smell about him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that opper has a good idea
45:00 <^Aus_Bloke> i dont smell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a couple here on shells now
45:00 <^Aus_Bloke> well mjaybe
46:00 <^Aus_Bloke> oil and shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a tad annoying
46:00 <^Aus_Bloke> from engines
46:00 <Lwaxana> ^Aus_Bloke ALWAYS uses a shell
46:00 <Lwaxana> just wondering what he is hising
46:00 <Lwaxana> hiding
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and who is U0001f602?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a bot name
47:00 <^Aus_Bloke> using gasket goo is like soildering u have to be careful how you apply it
47:00 <Lwaxana> Sponge
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
47:00 <Lwaxana> brb
48:00 <lars> u tiprat simba
48:00 <simba> lol 
48:00 <simba> i just sat here 
48:00 <simba> and got greeted nicely
49:00 <simba> ^Aus_Bloke is also trouble Lwaxana u r correct
49:00 <simba> peace is restored...... for now....
50:00 <simba> Mar 12  Unsound Adelaide, Freemasons Hall, Adelaide
50:00 <simba> im going 2 the masons hall 2 see the bug xD
56:00 <Nikky`> Tad quiet
57:00 <Lwaxana> that wa sgood B1
40:00 <TheRon> Well ain't this America for you and me
41:00 <TheRon> Ain't that America, home of the free
42:00 <TheRon> Born in the usa, born the usa
44:00 <TheRon> I'm just gonna Ost shit till people speak
44:00 <TheRon> Post
45:00 <TheRon> Walking with pizza ain't goid
45:00 <TheRon> More beer
46:00 <TheRon> Who won ta the races today?
46:00 <Lwaxana> a horse?
46:00 <TheRon> Very good
46:00 <Happiness> Usain Bolt?
46:00 <TheRon> Which horse?
48:00 <TheRon> Don't stop
48:00 <matrix> TheRon you didn't win bowls today?
49:00 <TheRon> Belies!
49:00 <TheRon> Yes!
50:00 <TheRon> Don't stop believing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
50:00 <TheRon> Hold on to that feeling
51:00 <Nikky`> TheRon :o)
51:00 <TheRon> Hello
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the grumpy cat meme of that Journey song
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Don't stop believing ... I never started
51:00 <TheRon> I won bowls
51:00 <TheRon> No team just I
52:00 <Bastardly_One> let's get bogan
52:00 <Bastardly_One> rock on!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2XkRmeGe4Q
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screaming Jets - Helping Hand (Live) (Jul 24, 2013) 5:16 - Category: Music - 2,153 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
52:00 <TheRon> Everybody's got a hungry heart
52:00 <TheRon> I like that song
53:00 <Bastardly_One> great version
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you should click it
53:00 <TheRon> Bastardly one getting his bogan on
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave Gleeson is in great form and making his faces
53:00 <TheRon> I'm singing along
54:00 <Bastardly_One> great bloke ... worked in the same factory in Maitlands
54:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a shit part of Newcastle
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the abbitoirs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hated that job
56:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One u watching the game?
57:00 <doctor> being around death isn't an easy job
57:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of Lwaxana
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love this song
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEi1LDSWqU
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Screaming Jets - October Grey (Live) (Apr 7, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 32,927 views - likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about his mother getting cancer but probably one of their best originals
59:00 <Bastardly_One> HOLY SHIT!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> who let my inner bogan out?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLomJ2m3vI4
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - "When the War is Over" (Dec 26, 2006) 5:56 - Category: Music - 589,434 views - likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> when the war is over got to get awaaaaaaaaaaaay
59:00 <TheRon> Great song
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this is an older/newer live version
00:00 <Bastardly_One> check it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually think Ian Moss does this better and better with age
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's weird
01:00 <TheRon> Packed my bags for no place no time no day
01:00 <Bastardly_One> look how pissed Jimmy is 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> just when he does his tiny bits
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell he's having a good night that night
02:00 <TheRon> The odd vodka bottle
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he's looked worse
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can tell he was still a bit on the sauce
02:00 <TheRon> Indeed this is nothing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link on of my faves of theirs after this version
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I usually get sick of this song half way through
04:00 <Doodle> ugh kill me now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> stuck in your head?
05:00 <Doodle> nah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> here's another ear worm of their's
05:00 <Doodle> i'm in that part of the internet i shouldnt be
05:00 <Doodle> wanting to buy an alfa
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcjZrf_g-lQ
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - Forever Now (1982) (Feb 8, 2009) 4:36 - Category: Music - 575,194 views - likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> CLICK X
05:00 <Bastardly_One> NOW
05:00 <Doodle> lol i know
05:00 <TheRon> Nice
05:00 <Doodle> part of me wants one so bad
05:00 <Doodle> the rest of me says NO
05:00 <Bastardly_One> NO
06:00 <Bastardly_One> CLICK X IMMEDIATELY
06:00 <Doodle> i cant :(
06:00 <TheRon> I love this song
06:00 <Doodle> theyre so pretty
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same TheRon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that and Flame Trees bring back memories
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that aren't my own
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
06:00 <TheRon> Rising sun
06:00 <Doodle> http://liveimages.carsales.com.au/carsales/car/private/cp5101601890799649378.jpg?height=700&aspect=FitWithinNoPad&width=1050
06:00 <Doodle> who wouldnt want to sit there all day
07:00 <TheRon> Is this the way it's gonna be forever now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and they want how much?
07:00 <Doodle> that one is $9k
07:00 <Doodle> v6 manual
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I see why you're tempted
07:00 <Doodle> yeh
07:00 <Doodle> 129,000k
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooer Nikky`
08:00 <Nikky`> yeah baby yeah
08:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o))
08:00 <Doodle> the best looking engine ever made
08:00 <Doodle> is in that car
08:00 <Zade> how are you?
08:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and you?
08:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
09:00 <Zade> toil next week
09:00 <Nikky`> awesome
10:00 <Zade> apart from a few exams and meetings and then i am off 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner is awesome
10:00 <Nikky`> off where?
10:00 <Zade> whats for dinner Bastardly_One?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> roast vegetables in garlic and rosemary
10:00 <Zade> spain
10:00 <Nikky`> I only have cup long weekend
10:00 <Nikky`> How long for?
10:00 <Zade> only a week
10:00 <Nikky`> aah
11:00 <Zade> but i can still get pretty wrecked and tanned in a week 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> had to do it 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILd1O44BDqc
12:00 <Zade> ibiza 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just Barcelona?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> niiiiiiiiiice
13:00 <Zade> i usually go to ibiza
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you'll have the rest of the year to recover
13:00 <Zade> although its starting to wind down this time of year
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not a bad thing though I'd think
13:00 <Bastardly_One> less idiotic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
14:00 <Burrito> Billy Jean was not his lover
14:00 <TheRon> Oh the flame trees will blind the weary driver
14:00 <Burrito> Of course she wasn't she's got a vagina
15:00 <Burrito> And she was older than 12 years old
15:00 <Zade> some of the big events are awesome though and idiots can be fun 
15:00 <TheRon> Getting ready for Melbourne cup?
15:00 <TheRon> Getting?
16:00 <TheRon> Getting on
17:00 <Nikky`> I'm getting ready for my 4 day weekend
17:00 <Zade> what are you going to do Nikky`?
17:00 <TheRon> Don't bother coming in on Tuesday?
19:00 <Burrito> I'm getting ready for this log to burn through and snap in half
19:00 <Nikky`> Well seeing mum and I are not talking, not heading to Geelong
19:00 <Doodle> she says hai btw
19:00 <TheRon> Ballarat to see doodle?
20:00 <Nikky`> She does? tell her to get fucked 
20:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <Doodle> maybe she already did
20:00 <Nikky`> haha nah.. we will talk when she calls me
20:00 <Zade> good grief Nikky`, why are you not talking?
20:00 <TheRon> Moses he was a picker
20:00 <Doodle> she keeps stealing Nikky`s nipple tassels
20:00 <Doodle> for 'work'
20:00 <TheRon> All those years wondering the desert
21:00 <Zade> oh that would be annoying 
21:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle..you dick
21:00 <Doodle> its not just a clever nick
21:00 <TheRon> Nikky your song is playing
21:00 <Nikky`> Because she went too far with her guilt trip in trying to get me to move back to Geelong
21:00 <Nikky`> And I don't do guilt
21:00 <Zade> oh ok 
21:00 <Nikky`> My song?
21:00 <Doodle> did she threaten to shoot the bunny
21:00 <TheRon> Rolling Stones - under my thumb
21:00 <Nikky`> bunny is dead and rabbit stew was delish
22:00 <Doodle> :o
22:00 <TheRon> The change has come shes under my thumb
22:00 <Doodle> why am i cold
22:00 <Doodle> its not cold
22:00 <Doodle> is it
22:00 <Doodle> ?
22:00 <Zade> its ballarat of course its cold
22:00 <TheRon> I walked in it
22:00 <TheRon> It's fresh
22:00 <Doodle> it says 18
23:00 <TheRon> 12
23:00 <Doodle> yeah it feels like it
23:00 <TheRon> 28 tomorrow
24:00 <Zade> so how long wont you be talking to your mother Nikky`?
24:00 <Nikky`> It will be 3 weeks on Mon
24:00 <TheRon> My niece just broke her arm tonight, her bday party is tomorrow
24:00 <Zade> oh ok 
24:00 <Nikky`> Whenever she wants to pick up the phone and call me
25:00 <TheRon> Surgery and a pin in the upper arm
25:00 <Nikky`> If I call first it just gives her a chance to think she was right and I am giving in
25:00 <Zade> true Nikky`
25:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
25:00 <Bastardly_One> how old is she TheRon?
25:00 <TheRon> 4
25:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
25:00 <TheRon> Bad hey
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
26:00 <TheRon> She'll be kept in overnight
26:00 <Nikky`> she is probably more upset about her party than the arm
26:00 <TheRon> Probably
27:00 <TheRon> I want going to the party
27:00 <Nikky`> How did she do it?
27:00 <Nikky`> fairy bread?
27:00 <TheRon> I'm not sure
27:00 <Nikky`> No, that is why you want to go
27:00 <TheRon> I don't do children's parties
28:00 <Zade> at a young age breaks usually heal pretty well 
29:00 <Nikky`> I've never broken a bone
29:00 <Nikky`> *touch wood*
29:00 <TheRon> Me neither
29:00 <TheRon> Arm
29:00 <Doodle> re000000www
30:00 <TheRon> Had to clear that up
30:00 <Nikky`> lol
30:00 <Zade> fell off a motorbike and broke my wrist 
30:00 <TheRon> I sprained my wrist once
31:00 <TheRon> I was.........
31:00 <Doodle> i've broken my arm 4 times
31:00 <Doodle> cos i'm clumsy
31:00 <Loof> i've had my nose broken three times
31:00 <Doodle> wrist, elbow
31:00 <Zade> sprained my ankles a few times playing footy 
31:00 <Doodle> Loof want to make it 4?
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Doodle> :P
32:00 <TheRon> Glory days, wee they'll pass you by glory days
32:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
32:00 <TheRon> Yes
32:00 <MrMark> oooer
33:00 <TheRon> Not pissed enough to do Neil diamond numbers
34:00 <lumeah2> Lol 
34:00 <lumeah2> I had two beers warn off now
34:00 <TheRon> Two more beers and I'll be anyone's
34:00 <MrMark> ill do Neil diamond anytime
35:00 <TheRon> Songs sung blue?
35:00 <Zade> i prefer that to the music you were listening to before 
36:00 <TheRon> I am.....I said
36:00 <MrMark> love on the rocks
36:00 <Loof> did you know you can snap your penis?
36:00 <TheRon> Girl, you'll be woman soon
37:00 <Loof> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
37:00 <TheRon> Crunchy granola suite?
38:00 <TheRon> good lord!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2lJ8V0aX0
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Diamond - Solitary Man - 1971 (Jan 16, 2012) 3:02 - Category: Music - 61,023 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you looks out of it in that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks out of it in that
39:00 <TheRon> I'm caught in a trap
40:00 <TheRon> And I can't walk out
42:00 <matrix> Evening all
42:00 <TheRon> Hello
43:00 <TheRon> Hold me closer tiny dancer
43:00 <Loof> hey matrix :)
44:00 <MysteriousShado> SUP CUNTZ
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you all deserve this 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbvxP08FlMs
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Diamond - Love On The Rocks (Nov 28, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 2,176,042 views - likes (96.5%), dislikes (3.5%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> love on the rocks!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> aint no big surprise
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pour me a drink and I'll tell you some lies
44:00 <Nikky`> Hey MysteriousShado..fuck face
44:00 <Nikky`> :P
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Nikky~!
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup bitch lipz?!
45:00 <MysteriousShado> :D
45:00 <MrMark> saucy
45:00 <Nikky`> Not much shit lips.you?
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmmm tasty!
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Not alot, kicking back
45:00 <Nikky`> I'm kicking back in bed, laptop and tv on
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what is missing?
45:00 <Nikky`> tho, will soon go 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know
45:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs nagging me
47:00 <Nikky`> They have gone to ps4 heaven
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not complaining at not being nagged
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I just couldn't put my finger on what was missing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that was it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like GMs and Holdens?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what about you?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a show on at Dowling Forest tomorro
50:00 <Bastardly_One> w
50:00 <Doodle> so all the shitboxs will be off the road for one day
50:00 <Doodle> +e
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> $5 to get in and it goes to the childrens ward at the base
51:00 <Bastardly_One> GMs and Holdens as I said
51:00 <Doodle> i'd donate $5 not to go
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you all deserve this too
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for not being entertaining
53:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmEXbTHQwSw
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Diamond - Beautiful Noise (Oct 19, 2006) 1:51 - Category: Music - 1,813,862 views - likes (97.3%), dislikes (2.7%)
54:00 <Loof> asspubes
54:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie - would like to say its been fun but haha.. nah, night my lovely ones and not so lovely
55:00 <Zade> niters Nikky`
59:00 <Bastardly_One> song
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sung
59:00 <Bastardly_One> blue
59:00 <Bastardly_One> everybody knows one
59:00 <Loof> boring
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if I have any more cones I might go to sleep
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be a good thing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna beat this touring part of Drive Club by the end of the weekend the way it's going
06:00 <British^Meat> ick vodka
07:00 <MrMark> ick!!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oak chocolate milk and bongs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *belches*
08:00 <bee_girl> cider would be nice
09:00 <matrix> Wouldn't the Bong make the milk curdle
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the bong
10:00 <Zade> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
10:00 <matrix> wb Lwaxana 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and then Lwaxana said ...
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi!
10:00 <matrix> Lol b1
11:00 <Lwaxana> sydney won :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought WSW would of been so shamed last week
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how much by?
11:00 <Lwaxana> 3-2
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ wsw then
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in bad
11:00 <Lwaxana> WSW ended up with 9 player
11:00 <Bastardly_One> injury or reds?
11:00 <Lwaxana> 1 red card .. 1 injury
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
12:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be them
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tony is gonna hurt them bad
12:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
13:00 <Bastardly_One> unexpected to me but excellent
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so bored
14:00 <Bastardly_One> now that couleurs isn't nagging me I might play Fifa
14:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
27:00 <matrix> hia Lish
28:00 <Lish> Hi
28:00 <matrix> How ya doing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna kick arse
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a sort of real car
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and audi rs 5 coupe
28:00 <matrix> Wtf are you on about Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *an
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this game
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so fucking bored
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've turned the PS4 on
28:00 <matrix> Oh so again you just rant in here about your game ....
28:00 <matrix> Fair enough
30:00 <Lish> Im camping matrix 
30:00 <Lish> It's fun
35:00 <matrix> Lish camping is good fun:-)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there are 10 kind of people in this world
35:00 <matrix> Those that can count
35:00 <Bastardly_One> those that understand binary and those that don't
35:00 <matrix> And those that cannot
36:00 <matrix> And what you said too
36:00 <matrix> But that is so old that everyone knows it
36:00 <matrix> who uses binary code now anyway
36:00 <matrix> Most is done in higher levels using hex
46:00 <MrMark> where is fredflinstone?
46:00 <Rak> bedrock
47:00 <MrMark> oooer
47:00 <matrix> gone
48:00 <matrix> Hi lioness
05:00 <doctor> anyone want to buy a world?
06:00 <Lumeah> nope
06:00 <Lumeah> they all broke
06:00 <Happiness_> which world are you offering?
06:00 <doctor> might dish them out for free
06:00 <doctor> what ever world you'd like, friend
06:00 <Happiness_> i have a soft spot for saturn if it's on the market
06:00 <Lumeah> we're all gonna die of ebola anyways
07:00 <Lumeah> i want pluto.. poor pluto.. it's not a planet anymore :(
07:00 <doctor> those places is inhabitable, but I can offer you something similar according to your needs
07:00 <Happiness_> we're not all going to die of ebola, some people are immune
08:00 <Happiness_> doctor: ok, gimme titan, it almost saturn
08:00 <Happiness_> and it has an actual surface
08:00 <EzyRider> Really? We're not?
08:00 <doctor> Alright, just gotta perform the ritual. wont be a moment
10:00 <doctor> done, it's all yours now
10:00 <lumeah2> Ohh immune?  Really? 
10:00 <Happiness_> excellent, i'll just get my shuttle craft ready
10:00 <Rak> lambda?
10:00 <Happiness_> lumeah2: not everyone who catches ebola dies from it
10:00 <lumeah2> I have mars so i get all the. Men.. Haha
10:00 <lumeah2> No? 
10:00 <Rak> cos of war or the chocolate bar?
11:00 <lumeah2> Though ya skin decomposed quicker 
11:00 <lumeah2> Cuz men are from mars woman are from venus
12:00 <Rak> aaaha
12:00 <Rak> i read that
12:00 <lumeah2> Yeah? 
13:00 <Rak> to try to be a better bf
13:00 <elevatorsuit> some men are from venus you know
14:00 <elevatorsuit> snake eyes
14:00 <lumeah2> Lol
14:00 <elevatorsuit> score
14:00 <lumeah2> Did it work.. Aww nice u tried rak
14:00 <Rak> no
14:00 <Rak> it was too late at that point
14:00 <lumeah2> Hmm soz 
14:00 <Rak> and lots of things were wrong
15:00 <Rak> but maybe for the future
15:00 <Rak> it's ok.  every failed relationship has made me better for the next one
15:00 <lumeah2> Well thats a positive way of looking at it
15:00 <Happiness_> that's a good attitude
15:00 <elevatorsuit> chin up
16:00 <Rak> oh i wasn't being gloomy :)
16:00 <lumeah2> Just herd massive explosion in street
16:00 <Rak> if anything i'm incredibly optimistic atm
16:00 <lumeah2> Hmm wtf was that. 
16:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet?
16:00 <lumeah2> Nope
17:00 <EzyRider> Drunk as a priest.
17:00 <Happiness_> lumeah2: i didn't hear anything
17:00 <lumeah2> Two beers dun make me pissed 
17:00 <Rak> yeh a little
17:00 <lumeah2> Im glad u didn't. Cuz then your my neighbour 
17:00 <Rak> or the stalker in the bush outsiode your windpow
18:00 <lumeah2> Yeah that too... Lol
18:00 <doctor> when you start listening to fleetwood mac that's when you've reached the benchmark
18:00 <lumeah2> Maybe it was a transformer. 
19:00 <slower> if it was you would be in the dark
19:00 <lumeah2> I am. 
19:00 <slower> we had that happen a while back
19:00 <Happiness_> hmmm, i've been next to an exploding transformer
19:00 <lumeah2> Nah lights work. 
20:00 <slower> at night time, they replaced the transformer, we all watched, it was a few hours before we had power again
20:00 <Happiness_> those buggers are loud when they go off
20:00 <lumeah2> Fck ahy
21:00 <lumeah2> Weird 
21:00 <elevatorsuit> caufield cup fireworks?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> probably ome little fuck with a firecracker
21:00 <Happiness_> what's weird?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *some 
21:00 <Rak> raspberry M&Ms are fucking awesome.  the end.
21:00 <lumeah2> Nah  to far away
21:00 <lumeah2> Yeah? 
21:00 <Happiness_> they have raspberry now?
22:00 <Rak> and pineapple
22:00 <Happiness_> ewww
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say that 
22:00 <Rak> :o
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bad
22:00 <lumeah2> Specifically the raspberry ones? 
22:00 <Rak> you don't like pineapple lumps?!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like pineapple in chocolae
22:00 <Happiness_> i like pineapple, but the chemical pineapple flavour they put in food makes me sick
22:00 <Rak> if you don't like pineapple lumps you're a communist
22:00 <lumeah2> I like orange and chcok
22:00 <Rak> well jaffa is glorious
22:00 <Happiness_> the smell of pineapple fanta made me want to spew
23:00 <lumeah2> Lol.. Choc
23:00 <doctor> i guess i'm a communist then, as I find pineapple ruins everything
23:00 <Happiness_> commies hate pineapple? don't cuba
23:00 <Happiness_> *don't tell cuba
24:00 <Rak> commies hate all things o beautfy
25:00 <doctor> must be watered down pineapple. just so they can distribute the one pineapple amongst a few million people
25:00 <Happiness_> are you a real doctor?
26:00 <elevatorsuit> say yes!
26:00 <doctor> well, not a certified one
26:00 <doctor> but I reckon I do a decent job
27:00 <Happiness_> i would have thought that being certified would prevent one from legally practising medecine
27:00 <Happiness_> what's your field of specialization?
27:00 <elevatorsuit> you can't stop someone having a back yard and a coathanger
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Just listening to the new Slipknot album
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's kind of aptly titled
27:00 <Happiness_> elevatorsuit: that's so 1970's
27:00 <doctor> depends who gives the nod I suppose
28:00 <lumeah2> Some doctors are really bad at the ones that care the most dun get to to med school 
28:00 <lumeah2> Gino
28:00 <doctor> I qualify in pain mitigation, meaning I give people the means to kill themselves
28:00 <elevatorsuit> ha
29:00 <lumeah2> I have a pain. Lol can i kill her? 
29:00 <doctor> not responsible for their deaths though. much like a gun shot owner isn't responisble for a person who decides to blow their brains out
29:00 <lumeah2> Get out
29:00 <doctor> shop*
29:00 <lumeah2> Anyway night all
30:00 <elevatorsuit> good night
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder this album is called the grey chapter
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit bland so far
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooo
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more like Slipknot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
36:00 <EzyRider> So I'm watching "This Is Where I Leave You", and it has Jane Fonda in it. There is a scene where she presses her "son" into her chest.
36:00 <EzyRider> This is how I want to die.
36:00 <EzyRider> Take note.
38:00 <Happiness_> EzyRider: bit like the execution in monty python's meaning of life?
38:00 <EzyRider> Exactly like that.
38:00 <Happiness_> good luck with that
38:00 <EzyRider> Or, more on point; think Smoo-smoo, ie; Futurama.
39:00 <Happiness_> well, each to his own i suppose
39:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
40:00 <EzyRider> It's like a self-defense mechanism. No one wants to die, but if you get to choose your own death, why not go out big?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone having trouble sleeping
40:00 <EzyRider> Or, at least erect.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> get the new Slipknot album
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll go to sleep in 30 seconds
40:00 <Kynetic> i used to have a mudyvane song as an alarm clock
41:00 <Kynetic> it worked well
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> which song
41:00 <Kynetic> i dont even know which one it was
41:00 <Kynetic> it just started out with screaming
41:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss them
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a few of them
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to be specific
42:00 <Bastardly_One> now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this song
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping for a heap of similar songs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and sounds like they tried but accidently made it boring
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the Devil In I is good
43:00 <Bastardly_One> don't suppose any of you losers have a PS4 and Drive Club do you?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think so arseholes ... I need club members damn it
43:00 <EzyRider> I don't do consoles.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't do PC gaming
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to blow them up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just using them correctly even
44:00 <Bastardly_One> some people just have bad luck with them
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am one of those
45:00 <Kynetic> fuck
46:00 <Kynetic> i wish i knew what it was now
46:00 <Kynetic> :/
46:00 <Kynetic> it was this random mp3 my cousin had given me
46:00 <Kynetic> but it was just straight up loud
46:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to think of their most popular song
46:00 <Kynetic> at the beginning of the song
46:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
46:00 <Kynetic> and with death metal type screaming
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna piss me off now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah 
47:00 <Kynetic> and it was the best alarm clock i ever had
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the really popular one so to speak
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, let's leave it at that 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or it'll drive me mad
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can sleep to 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so called intense metal
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I once was so stoned I fell asleep to slayer live
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious
48:00 <Kynetic> Dig
48:00 <Kynetic> thats it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I find thrashy stuff relaxing
48:00 <Kynetic> bam
48:00 <Kynetic> found it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the grooves in the bass and stuff
48:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good song
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bringing the Borderlands prequel to consoles until May apparently
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's too late
50:00 <Bastardly_One> idiots
51:00 <Kynetic> fuck em
51:00 <Kynetic> FUCK EM ALLL I SAY
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mudvayne - Dig (Oct 3, 2009) - Category: Music - 8,045,302 views - likes (94.1%), dislikes (5.9%)
51:00 <Kynetic> just get a wooden stick and a hoop.
51:00 <Rak> or a pc
51:00 <Kynetic> fucken HOURS of fun right there
51:00 <Kynetic> cant believe kids used to have fun with that shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't bother me in the slightest
52:00 <Kynetic> like ball in a cup
52:00 <Kynetic> srsly.
52:00 <Kynetic> ball in a cup
52:00 <Kynetic> keep the kids amused for weeks
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think they're going to lose sales leaving it that long
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
52:00 <Kynetic> times were simple then
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I try that shit on my nieces
52:00 <Kynetic> now i go out for dinner
52:00 <Kynetic> and theres this fat fuck family there
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're like fuck off uncle B1 you're boring
52:00 <Kynetic> and the fat fuck kid turns his head every 5 seconds when his mum is getting him another cup of coke
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the simpler thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> s
52:00 <Kynetic> to make sure shes coming back
52:00 <Kynetic> and he's just glued to his ipad otherwise
53:00 <Kynetic> dunno why that annoys me so much
53:00 <Bastardly_One> because you are clearly like me 
53:00 <Kynetic> i guess i just know that one day that kid is gonna be a voting member of the public.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> kids shouldn't be glued to tech
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they should be functioning members of the public
53:00 <Bastardly_One> first
53:00 <Maurice> Mine aren't allowed to ipod/laptop/DS while they're eating
53:00 <Kynetic> and he's going to be thick as two bricks stapled to an arsehole.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you and I have had this discussion Maurice
54:00 <Kynetic> if anything i felt sorry for the kid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you limit it enough
54:00 <Kynetic> cos he obviously gets no attention otherwise
54:00 <Rak> they're nothing but a tool and what matters is how they are used.  i used my surface and phone to read books all the time
54:00 <Maurice> I, however, laptop when I eat
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but most kids, my nieces included, it's too easy to shut them up
54:00 <Kynetic> yeah but these kids arent using them for anything constructive 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
54:00 <Kynetic> theyre playin shit like fkn candy swipe saga or whatever the fuck it is
55:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
55:00 <Rak> i think that's a broad generalisation
55:00 <Maurice> Don't you mock candy crush
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am glad in one way they've gotten into Minecraft
55:00 <Happiness_> Kynetic: how on earth did you come up with that expression?
55:00 <Rak> hahahaha
55:00 <Kynetic> candy swipe saga?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ "excuse me"
55:00 <Happiness_> no, the one before
55:00 <Kynetic> thick as two bricks stapled to an arsehole/
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a candy crush saga addict in our midst
55:00 <Happiness_> yes, that one
56:00 <Kynetic> i have no fucking idea
56:00 <Maurice> I have no levels left on candy crush
56:00 <Maurice> Again
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I will say one thing about my nieces
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not dumb techno kids
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like you can communicate with them
56:00 <Bastardly_One> when they're not being bored little bitches
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like today
56:00 <Kynetic> the worst thing i let lachlan do (my 5 year old) is play minecraft on the pc for hours on end sometimes when he's bored
57:00 <Bastardly_One> setting their rabbits on me 
57:00 <Maurice> Mine love minecraft
57:00 <thestig> BORINGGGGGGGGG
57:00 <Kynetic> but thats not every day, mostly on the weekends and some afternoons when he's been good at school
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto with the nieces
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they keep asking where I hang 
57:00 <Kynetic> yeah he loves it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so they can have ruin my world
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Kynetic> its just like lego without the mess
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the youngest one's quote
58:00 <Bastardly_One> "where is your world? I want to come and break everything!"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude is that?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she takes after her uncle
58:00 <Bastardly_One> total little bitch 
58:00 <Kynetic> fucken griefers
58:00 <Maurice> Like lego without the crippling pain when you stand on it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's only 6
58:00 <Kynetic> you should tell her you fucked her mom
58:00 <Bastardly_One> by the time she's 10 she is gonna be a pro griefer
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think so!
58:00 <Kynetic> and then teabag her
58:00 <Bastardly_One> behave
59:00 <Kynetic> in minecraft of course
59:00 <Kynetic> after you've killed her for griefing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a sadistic little cow for a 6yr old though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I admire her already
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
59:00 <Kynetic> look shes gotta learn how online gaming is in the real world someday
59:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting to go kill her herd of dogs
59:00 <Kynetic> and if youre gonna be a fucken troll
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she has like over 200 dogs
59:00 <Kynetic> youre gonna get teabagged 
59:00 <Kynetic> thats just how it is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I should go kill them 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tempt me 
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