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01:00 <Serenity> hows about that full moon
01:00 <Skirmish> It's nice tonight. No clouds.
01:00 <Serenity> yeah after the eclips
01:00 <Serenity> e
02:00 <paNdiS> blood moon sucked here
02:00 <Skirmish> I need to get Ethan a new telescope.  His current one is so damn hard to align and focus I generally crack the shits with it. 
02:00 <paNdiS> was half white and misty red
03:00 <paNdiS> True Skirmish
03:00 <Serenity> i remember being a kid and sitting on my driveway with my brother
03:00 <paNdiS> then you can make a hollywood movie.
03:00 <Skirmish> I am trying to track down places that it can be used at first though. 
03:00 <Serenity> him showing me shit through his telescope
03:00 <paNdiS> im soz but
03:00 <Serenity> back in the day when bthe street lights used to go out at 12am
03:00 <paNdiS> is it like this guy is the first to have kids that matter?
04:00 <[Maverick]> <Serenity> i dont want to get my spank stick out
04:00 <[Maverick]> GET IT OUT 
04:00 <paNdiS> Serenity
04:00 <Serenity> lol [Maverick]
04:00 <Serenity> hello me
07:00 <paNdiS> I want it OUT
07:00 <paNdiS> into YOU MAV
07:00 <paNdiS> god damn
07:00 <paNdiS> my loins
07:00 <Skirmish> :-/
08:00 <[Maverick]> no. 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> -.-
09:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Did your brothers have to be manually aligned or was it motorised? 
09:00 <Serenity> manually
10:00 <Skirmish> Anyone here drink redbull? 
10:00 <Skirmish> http://lifehacker.com/you-get-free-red-bull-or-10-if-you-bought-one-in-the-l-1644046794?utm_campaign=socialflow_lifehacker_facebook&utm_source=lifehacker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
11:00 <[Maverick]> only for the US 
12:00 <Skirmish> I thought it may have been the case. I didn't click any further to find out.
15:00 <Serenity> speaking of telescopes
16:00 <Serenity> i had this strange dream last night that all these meteors were falling down
16:00 <Serenity> like massive ones hitting the earth
16:00 <Serenity> some were on fire
16:00 <Serenity> it was so weird
16:00 <Mike_Litorus> and i was singing "never going misss a thing" and it stard Ben Afflect and Bruce Willis 
16:00 <Serenity> NO FUCK FACE
16:00 <Mike_Litorus> :D :D :D 
17:00 <Mike_Litorus> LEAAAAVINGGGGGGG
17:00 <Mike_Litorus> ON A JET PLANE 
17:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Did your dream also involve a dome over your town? 
17:00 <Serenity> it did not
20:00 <Skirmish> I hope it is a lovely day tomorrow I am looking forward to going for a bit of a drive. 
20:00 <Skirmish> All windows down lovely type day. 
21:00 <Serenity> we'll be driving about 300k's tomorrow
21:00 <Skirmish> Off to the Brwery?
22:00 <Serenity> 260
22:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10516881_10153765038607925_1592210801951349743_n.jpg?oh=5f2397a05bc5842b8074c4f8e774258e&oe=54C47A8F&__gda__=1421565658_a2f53ecb9c99553facc30fddc3902b03
22:00 <Serenity> :|
23:00 <Mike_Litorus> OMG
23:00 <Mike_Litorus> that looks like a pretty bad photoshop tbh 
23:00 <Serenity> its not
23:00 <Serenity> my yanky friend posted it and bought some
24:00 <Mike_Litorus> OooOo
24:00 <Mike_Litorus> I WANT 
24:00 <Skirmish> Well, going to have to double all the exercise and buy that shit in bulk.
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <British^Meat> heh, yanks love bacon
25:00 <Skirmish> You can get bacon flavoured toothpaste.
25:00 <British^Meat> dang, was about to say that
26:00 <paNdiS> bacon
26:00 <paNdiS> pancakes
26:00 <Skirmish> http://www.bakonvodka.com/
26:00 <paNdiS> making backing pancakes
26:00 <paNdiS> put some bacon and i put it in my pancake
27:00 <paNdiS> bacon pancakes
27:00 <paNdiS> that's what i'm gonna make, bakon pancaaaaakkkkkes~!
27:00 <Serenity> bacon pancakes are meant to be hell good
27:00 <paNdiS> sezz
27:00 <paNdiS> i find u vid so lolz lols!
29:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r57zosAFNw8
29:00 <paNdiS> :P
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time - Bacon Pancakes (Jake The Dog) (Aug 12, 2012) 1:31 - Category: Comedy - 212,529 views - likes (97.1%), dislikes (2.9%)
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <^pilot^> evening all
31:00 <Mike_Litorus> <Serenity> kevin bacon pancakes are meant to be hell good
31:00 <Serenity> LOL
31:00 <Serenity> o/
31:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
31:00 <^pilot^> Wheatstone :)
32:00 <Serenity> what
32:00 <Mike_Litorus> ^pilot^
32:00 <Mike_Litorus> BIC
32:00 <Mike_Litorus> :) 
32:00 <Serenity> what is wheatstone
33:00 <^pilot^> Onslow
33:00 <^pilot^> gas plant 
33:00 <^pilot^> thats where im going next week or two i think 
33:00 <Serenity> oh
33:00 <^pilot^> and these are what i get to play with ;l)
33:00 <Serenity> right
34:00 <^pilot^> ;)
34:00 <^pilot^> SPMT
34:00 <paNdiS> marko
34:00 <paNdiS> sup
35:00 <^pilot^> fark all josh 
35:00 <paNdiS> my gf came around
35:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
35:00 <^pilot^> oh
35:00 <paNdiS> dumped
35:00 <^pilot^> and i quit smoking too 
35:00 <paNdiS> her
35:00 <paNdiS> rly?
35:00 <^pilot^> Why ?
35:00 <^pilot^> yarly
35:00 <paNdiS> i cant do that
35:00 <paNdiS> i love smoking man!
35:00 <^pilot^> why dump her
35:00 <paNdiS> oh gfs come and go
35:00 <paNdiS> neway
36:00 <paNdiS> she had a good french name haha
37:00 <paNdiS> i wanna size 16!!!
37:00 <paNdiS> prob bro
37:00 <Skirmish> Le Figmenta Imaginacion was her name.
38:00 <paNdiS> cannot feel all sides of the cube
38:00 <paNdiS> even Skirmish would agree.
38:00 <paNdiS> oh btw bro skirm hates me
39:00 <^pilot^> why man 
39:00 <Skirmish> I consider you a maggot of a person ... I do not hate you. Stop spreading lies.
39:00 <paNdiS> guess we gotta change that
39:00 <paNdiS> by inserting maggots into ur bum.
39:00 <paNdiS> xD
39:00 <paNdiS> first
39:00 <paNdiS> read this, one sec..
40:00 <paNdiS> http://www.artofeurope.com/eliot/eli5.htm
40:00 <paNdiS> read all of that..
40:00 <paNdiS> Read paradise lost and regained
40:00 <paNdiS> read all of shakespears sonnets
41:00 <paNdiS> http://www.shakespeares-sonnets.com/venus
41:00 <paNdiS> this is my fav
41:00 <paNdiS> mum wont let me have the book with this.
42:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
42:00 <paNdiS> stfu bm
42:00 <paNdiS> he would love all that
42:00 <paNdiS> it's not about who knows what.
42:00 <paNdiS> it's just about sharing.
43:00 <paNdiS> there's a movie too, Skirmish, hold on..
53:00 <Saemon> fuck FUCK FUUCKKKK!!!!!
55:00 <Mike_Litorus> http://theantimedia.org/man-crippled-police-shooting-charged-murder-officers-killing-bystander/
55:00 <Saemon> stupid personal trainer today lied right to my fucken face
55:00 <Saemon> she was a hottie so i wanted to get her to be my PT
56:00 <Mike_Litorus> Ronald McDonald is not a PT 
56:00 <Saemon> enquired at the reception desk they checked her schedule shes free to take on at least 3 mote clientd
56:00 <Saemon> clients*
56:00 <Saemon> was told to go ask her she was just hanging around at the gym not busy
56:00 <Skirmish> lol ronald is an awesome spotter.
57:00 <Saemon> asked her and she said she was all booked out unfortunately
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> That is terrible news.  
57:00 <Saemon> told her that the service desk said she was available to take on at least 3 more ppl
57:00 <Mike_Litorus> Saemon: it was a nice way of saying "No, I don't want to do anything with you after I saw you almost having a five bagger over me while staring at my ass" 
58:00 <Saemon> she said oh, they are mistaken, hasnt updated them yet
58:00 <Saemon> ok
58:00 <Saemon> fair enough
58:00 <Skirmish> You act like this is the first time you have been rejected by a woman even though you have money. 
59:00 <Saemon> later on this evening, i phone up and ask about her, (cause got her business card) under a accent and disguised voice i ask for her, spoke to her and she said yes, she has 3 spots open for clients as a personal trainer
59:00 <Mike_Litorus> LOL 
59:00 <Mike_Litorus> you're a fucking lying cunt 
59:00 <Mike_Litorus> sif go through that troub;e 
59:00 <Saemon> nah i wanted to know 
59:00 <Saemon> if it was just me
59:00 <Saemon> im a sad cunt man trust me, if i felt wronged
59:00 <Skirmish> With the voices in his head ... I wouldn't be surprised if he did. 
59:00 <Saemon> I go to the trouble and a half
00:00 <Saemon> to clarify shit
00:00 <Mike_Litorus> why are you wanting a PT, when you're even tooo lazy to get out of bed for a piss 
00:00 <Saemon> normal ppl wouldnt do what i did, i know
00:00 <Skirmish> There is only one thing left to do now Saemon.  You're going to have to stalk her at her home. 
00:00 <Saemon> because she was cute Mike_Litorus
01:00 <Saemon> i thought maybe getting her as a PT would open up channels to speak to her
01:00 <Saemon> get to know her n stuff
01:00 <Saemon> and then who knows
01:00 <Saemon> get one foot in the crack of the door
01:00 <Serenity> saemon
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon more like a foot in the crack of your arse
01:00 <Serenity> get off my fucking screen
01:00 <Skirmish> lol
02:00 <Mike_Litorus> and tbh 
02:00 <Mike_Litorus> you have just proved why she didn't want you as a client 
02:00 <Saemon> why?
02:00 <Mike_Litorus> you going into stalker terrority just to find something out 
02:00 <Saemon> but she DIDNT know this though
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Hey Saemon, have you even been to the gym yet?
02:00 <TokenDaRing> pumped any iron?
02:00 <Mike_Litorus> cause that is pretty fucking stalkerish 
02:00 <Serenity> this song is really becoming the theme song for austnet despos
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PqzIpcDlkY
02:00 <Saemon> she just saw me, and rejected me
02:00 <Saemon> probably based on my appearance
02:00 <Mike_Litorus> YES 
03:00 <Mike_Litorus> and then you went and called her up 
03:00 <Mike_Litorus> etc 
03:00 <Mike_Litorus> fake voice or some shit 
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anybody Killa - Hey Girl (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jun 26, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Music - 213,829 views - likes (93.8%), dislikes (6.2%)
03:00 <Saemon> and then she said she was available to take clients though
03:00 <Saemon> and i called up the gym, her workplace
03:00 <Saemon> thats normal for prospective clients to do
03:00 <Skirmish> If you find out where she lives and write her a letter introducing yourself and put it in her letterbox with no envelope, maybe she will find that nice and train you?
03:00 <Saemon> call up and enquire about avalability of personal trainers
03:00 <Saemon> its a business
04:00 <Mike_Litorus> YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE FUCKING POINT YOU FUCKING PIG SHITTED CLOTH EARED COCKHOLSTER FOR A MOUTH FUCKWIT
04:00 <Saemon> what is your point then?
04:00 <Skirmish> you have a pretty mouth
04:00 <Mike_Litorus> most people will say "oh, no worries" and move on 
05:00 <Saemon> but i wanted to know if she really was busy, or she just rejected me because she didnt like me, for watever reason
05:00 <Serenity> LOL
05:00 <Serenity> Mike_Litorus
05:00 <Serenity> i love you
05:00 <Saemon> i wanted closure
05:00 <Skirmish> That tasted far too good. 
05:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
05:00 <Serenity> you dont need closure respect someones opinion
06:00 <Mike_Litorus> it's fucking stalkerish. 
06:00 <Saemon> i would have respected her more, if she had just told me to my face
06:00 <TokenDaRing> so am I getting this right? Saemon got rejected by a PT, dropped a letter into her letter box after tracking her down and doesn't think he's a creepy son of a bitch?
06:00 <Serenity> yes
06:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You should eat what I just ate.  Steamed chicken with crunchy asian noodle salad.  Soooooo yum. 
06:00 <Saemon> "oh sorry you are too fat and i dont like the feeling of being around you, so no, i wont take you on as a client"
06:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope she gets a fucking AVO out on you Saemon
06:00 <Mike_Litorus> it's cunts like you Saemon, that make it harder for guys to ask girls out on dates 
06:00 <Saemon> rather then lie to me
06:00 <Saemon> take me for a fool
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
06:00 <TokenDaRing> you're fat
06:00 <TokenDaRing> people don't want to be around you
07:00 <Serenity> shes a PT not a fucking prossie. she owes you no obligation
07:00 <TokenDaRing> I HOPE THIS HELPS FUCKHEAD
07:00 <TokenDaRing> you see Saemon, you remind me of my creepy ex-housemate
07:00 <Saemon> well should have just been honest, straight up and to the point, thats all i ask
07:00 <TokenDaRing> he's fat too
07:00 <Saemon> this is not game of thrones
07:00 <TokenDaRing> and a creepy shitfuck
07:00 <Saemon> no need to lying and manipulation n shit
07:00 <TokenDaRing> and you know what, he's just like you, no dates, no girlfriend, still a virgin well into his adultlife not for lack of trying
08:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe you and him should hook up
08:00 <TokenDaRing> I'll give you his contact details
08:00 <Skirmish> Just get up early in the morning and watch the 90's aerobics on the beach on one of the free to air tv channels if they still do it.  They smile and chuck leggies so you can pretend they are intending to arouse you and jerking off to them on the lounge is perfectly normal. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well now ... https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1920590_779094368802745_1924986382413534047_n.jpg?oh=498d873094512ede9613c0abf172775e&oe=54B98EE5
08:00 <Mike_Litorus> Listen here El Creepazoid 5000. She was worried you would bawl your fucking eyes out right there and saved you the humiliation
08:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl Mike_Litorus
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Mike_Litorus is spot on Saemon
08:00 <TokenDaRing> you would have cried like a fat baby
09:00 <Serenity> LOL
09:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, lets face it, that's what you are, a fucking useless fat piece of shit baby
09:00 <TokenDaRing> if it was humanly possible, I'd bet you'd just wear diapers and shit yourself because you're so fucking useless and lazy
09:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit harsh. 
09:00 <Saemon> fuck i hate my life its so un-fucking fair
09:00 <Saemon> so i finally try to better myself
09:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd let your mother just wipe your arse for you, you disgusting, waste of useless space
09:00 <Saemon> go to the gym
09:00 <Saemon> only to be face with this shit
09:00 <TokenDaRing> stop making fucking excuses
09:00 <Saemon> that really bring me down now
10:00 <Saemon> now i am even more depressed than before
10:00 <Skirmish> Going to the gym and stalking a hot PT does not = progress towards a new body. 
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon: NMFP
10:00 <Serenity> next time i feel bad about myself
10:00 <Serenity> im going to remember im not Saemon
10:00 <Serenity> and feel instantly better
10:00 <Bastardly_One> more equals a stay in prison
10:00 <Mike_Litorus> hahahaha 
10:00 <Mike_Litorus> Serenity I luv yewwww
10:00 <Skirmish> If you are large ... find a new PT that is out to prove himself. He will throw a lot of energy into helping you reach your goals. 
10:00 <Serenity> <3
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon your shitty fucked up waste of a life is NMFP
11:00 <Skirmish> ... and don't worry. When he asks you to take your shirt off and take a picture of yourself holding a newspaper he isn't making a random note for your parents.
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd love to see how you react to a girl turning you down for a date
11:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, you fucking stalked a PT
11:00 <Skirmish> ransom*
12:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing that has happened
12:00 <TokenDaRing> what the hell would you do to a girl that rejects you?
12:00 <Saemon> i dont react 
12:00 <TokenDaRing> burn her house down?
12:00 <TokenDaRing> kill her pets?
12:00 <Saemon> i just get all silent and walk away really fast
12:00 <TokenDaRing> set yourself on fire in her yard?
12:00 <Saemon> and make sure she never sees me again
12:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: He stares into nothing with that kill bill music playing in his mind.
12:00 <Saemon> because i'd get totally embaressed and ashamed
12:00 <TokenDaRing> actually, if you set yourself on fire, that'd actually take some balls
12:00 <TokenDaRing> and might redeem the rest of your pathetic self for being a spineless pile of crap
13:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <Saemon> dont think i havent thought about doin that TokenDaRing
13:00 <Serenity> i dont know why but IM embarrassed right now
13:00 <Saemon> its jsut, im afraid of the idea of dying
13:00 <Saemon> the nothingness of it
13:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah because you're a useless fat fucking coward
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he just makes you cringe when you take too much notice 
13:00 <Skirmish> Set yourself on fire ... die choking on a cheeseburger .... either way.
13:00 <Saemon> ok, so what if i am?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, lets be honest, your life now isn't exactly living
14:00 <Saemon> theres no expectation for me to be superman
14:00 <Saemon> so what if im a coward
14:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One im honestly cringing
14:00 <Saemon> whose gona judge me?
14:00 <Saemon> you?
14:00 <Serenity> i feel awkward r3eading this
14:00 <TokenDaRing> what difference would it make if you just stopped existing?
14:00 <TokenDaRing> at least you wouldn't be wasting fucking air
14:00 <Saemon> i aint your fairy tail storybook character
14:00 <Serenity> tail
14:00 <TokenDaRing> and shitting up everyone elses life
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I really believe you ... that's why I stopped associating on here with him
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he really is a cringe worthy ... creature
15:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing yes, i know, my life atm isnt living
15:00 <Skirmish> Well we won't need to worry for too long because if Saemon is being legit, he is either going to kill himself, or the family next door before killing himself with TokenDaRing's pushing. 
15:00 <Saemon> im merely existing
15:00 <Serenity> give someone worthwhile your centrelink champ
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he claims to of tried that over christmas Skirmish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and backed out 
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish, he wouldn't fucking kill himself, he's a fucking maggot, it'd take a spine to actually go through with it
15:00 <Skirmish> Someone missed out on a present then.
15:00 <Saemon> yep like i said, im afraid of deaTH
15:00 <Bastardly_One> OW!
15:00 <TokenDaRing> a jellyfish has more of a spine than Saemon
15:00 <Saemon> death*
15:00 <Bastardly_One> burn ... should I of laughed?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish you cunt that was harsh but ... I sniggered
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
16:00 <Saemon> what are u laughin at?
16:00 <Saemon> what did Skirmish say?
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon will end up being one of those fucked up sad shits who hang themselves while getting off
16:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking about you 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not to you
17:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> Someone missed out on a present then.
17:00 <Saemon> whats so funny about that? i dont get it
17:00 <TokenDaRing> just like you don't get pussy
17:00 <TokenDaRing> or anything else for that fucking matter
17:00 <Skirmish> Good. If you are dead tomorrow then I can go on knowing I didn't cause it. 
17:00 <Saemon> i do TokenDaRing
17:00 <Saemon> i may have to pay for it
17:00 <Saemon> but pussy is still pussy
18:00 <TokenDaRing> saemon, you're so fucking pathetic even a prostitute would turn you down
18:00 <Saemon> that has happened
18:00 <Saemon> and im still here
18:00 <TokenDaRing> why am I not fucking shocked
18:00 <TokenDaRing> jesus titty fucking christ Saemon
19:00 <Saemon> when u think about it, ive actually got a hard shell
19:00 <TokenDaRing> No no no
19:00 <TokenDaRing> that isn't a hard shell you've got
19:00 <TokenDaRing> that's a huge fucking crust of at
19:00 <TokenDaRing> fat*
19:00 <Saemon> any of you guys faced with the soul crushing rejections that i have throughout life
19:00 <TokenDaRing> congealed fat
19:00 <Saemon> would have off'ed yourselves ages ago
19:00 <Saemon> i however, linger on
19:00 <Serenity> .
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Yeah well, Saemon, that's because most people have a spine
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
19:00 <Serenity> youve had no real misery you complete and total pile of swine blubber
20:00 <Skirmish> I've got a pretty positive outlook on life ... I can't remember a rejection that really hurt my feelings. 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> go stuff your fucking gob Saemon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> those are nothing compared to some in this channel have faced you little no hoper
20:00 <Saemon> well, then perhaps my cowardice is a blessing in disguise
20:00 <TokenDaRing> eat all those worries away
20:00 <Skirmish> Son of a bitch ... just split my lip. 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm just going to say this, Saemon, if you had any kind of self worth, any kind of dignity, you'd end your miserable crappy fucked up life
21:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: There is bacon flavoured philly cheese now.  YUM! 
21:00 <TokenDaRing> You'd stop polluting the lives of others with your diseased existance
21:00 <TokenDaRing> People don't like being around you because of the stench of dismal failure that follows you everywhere you go
22:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: Do you think you could organise a group event?  I would be more than happy to provide some engine coolant for everyone to drink.
22:00 <TokenDaRing> That's why the PT didn't want to give you the time of day
22:00 <TokenDaRing> She knew you'd be a waste of her time and effort
22:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing whoa man thats pretty fucked up harsh things of you to say....
23:00 <Saemon> is this getting serious now?
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Oh I'm fucking sorry
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought you had a nice hard shell of congealed fat to protect you
23:00 <Saemon> you really think that of me? i havent hurt anyone i havent committed any crime
23:00 <Skirmish> In all honesty, she may have been a terrible PT and knew by taking you on at the size you are now, if you didn't improve you were just going to highlight her incompetence. 
23:00 <Saemon> why do you have such hatred for me??
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Because, Saemon, I have no tolerance for useless people
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and you are useless, through and fucking through
23:00 <Saemon> so im useless
24:00 <Saemon> but the level of hate you're showing me
24:00 <Saemon> i dont deserve it.
24:00 <Saemon> those fucken maniacs in ISIS who cuts of ppls heads
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Well to be honest Saemon
24:00 <Skirmish> If he coats it with with butter and breadcrumbs would it be ok? 
24:00 <Saemon> they deserve this kind of hate
24:00 <Saemon> not me.
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Your opinion matters fucking less than that of a year dead ant
25:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing well, karma is real bro
25:00 <Saemon> one day, all this fucked up shit you're sayin to me
25:00 <TokenDaRing> It sure fucking is, which explains your crappy life
25:00 <Saemon> will come flyin right back at you bro
25:00 <Saemon> hope you enjoy it then. see how it feels.
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Oh yes, I'm horribly sorry, you're totally right, I mean with all that life experience you have
26:00 <TokenDaRing> A life of experiencing complete and total failure
26:00 <TokenDaRing> In pretty much every aspect of living
26:00 <Saemon> it wasnt my fault, alright?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I will give you one thing though, you're consistant
26:00 <Saemon> i was born with a learning disability
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Oh I'm sure it wasn't
27:00 <Saemon> my mother abused drugs and alco when she was pregnant with me
27:00 <TokenDaRing> What? Did your brain get cut off from oxygen when you were a baby?
27:00 <Saemon> as a result, i have a range of mental illnesses
27:00 <Saemon> if i could chose
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Are you sure she didn't try to abort you?
27:00 <Saemon> u think i would choose this fucken shitty existance of mine?
27:00 <Saemon> hell fucken no!
27:00 <TokenDaRing> And just fucked it up?
27:00 <Saemon> perhaps
27:00 <Saemon> who the fuck knows
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, that'd be really symbolic
27:00 <Saemon> the bitch disowned me at 15
28:00 <Saemon> had to fend to myself since then
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Fucking up your abortion, setting you up for one huge fuck up of a life
28:00 <Serenity> talk about fucking excuses
28:00 <Serenity> wahhh wahhh wahhh
28:00 <Serenity> someone get this dude a tissue for his crywank
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Why waste a fucking tissue on this sad sack of shit?
29:00 <Serenity> saves the fucking mess he'll leave
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> LOL 
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> Saemon 
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> fucking preaching cunt. 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Just give him a rope and let nature take care of itself
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> 14 and on the streets here... 
29:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing u act like its all my fault n shit
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> but look at me 
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> I has job etc... 
29:00 <Saemon> well sometimes, there are circumstances in life that we have no control over
29:00 <Saemon> i didnt have control over mine
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> and a root rat to boot. 
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> neither did I 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon, you do have control
29:00 <Mike_Litorus> no one does at that age 
29:00 <Saemon> i didnt choose to be born with mental defects
29:00 <TokenDaRing> You have the control to fucking end it
30:00 <Saemon> i didnt choose to not be able to function properly
30:00 <TokenDaRing> You couldn't even do that right
30:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/nypd-cop-takes-1300-from-man-pepper-sprays-him-in-the-face-when-he-complains/
31:00 <TokenDaRing> All that food you eat? You could give it someone on the street
31:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that cops can take your money from you in the US and there is little chance of getting it back? 
36:00 <Serenity> did you all die
40:00 <Skirmish> I was looking for a video but cannot find it. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Civil Seizure in america whereby you can be pulled over by the police and if you have a large sum of cash on you, they can take it from you and keep it for use by the dept. 
41:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm giving Saemon some sure fire tips to end his suffering
41:00 <Skirmish> A guy was driving to buy a car, had $20k cash on him .... police officer pulled him over, asked about any cash and the guy was honest and told him ... so the cop took it assuming he was going to use it to buy drugs. 
42:00 <Serenity> i wonder what you will do if he actually kills himself
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity I'd be very very surprised
42:00 <TokenDaRing> and impressed, actually
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm really hoping that he just sets fire to himself in his PT's yard
43:00 <Serenity> LOL whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy didnt you want meeeeeeeeee
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I wonder how long he'd burn for
43:00 <TokenDaRing> with all that blubber
43:00 <Serenity> humans burn for a while
43:00 <Serenity> high fat content
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, you could use his blubber in an oil lamp
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> lol
44:00 <TokenDaRing> I wonder how human fat would work on a barbeque
44:00 <Skirmish> Same as animal fat I assume. 
44:00 <TokenDaRing> delicious
44:00 <Serenity> it would smell horrible
46:00 <Mike_Litorus> run an oil fueled traktor on his fat content 
46:00 <TokenDaRing> He could always jump into a mulcher
47:00 <Serenity> he would be an exhaust pipe into the car kind of guy i reckon
47:00 <Serenity> too piss weak to do anything else
47:00 <TokenDaRing> He'd need a full bottle of domestos to dissolve his internal organs
48:00 <Mike_Litorus> he would be too gutless to sit in the car Serenity
48:00 <Mike_Litorus> He is that retarded he would crack the window just to let the smell out 
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Serenity> my dad found someone once who did that
49:00 <Serenity> but they were dead already =/
49:00 <TokenDaRing> He could just sit in the bath and drop a live toaster in
49:00 <Skirmish> My cousin did it.  Just chilled out parked in the bush until it killed him.
50:00 <Serenity> the guy my dad found did it in the cemetary
50:00 <Serenity> :S
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I have to be up in 5 hrs
50:00 <B1-not-here> ta ta
51:00 <Saemon> how fucked up is this? do you guys even realise it, or has your mob mentality blinded you to the fact that yous are literally discussing how another fellow human being should kill themself?
51:00 <Skirmish> My cousin had got home from work and found his mate fucking his gf, and she told him that their newborn may not be his because she'd been fucking around for a while.  He apparently just looked at her, turned and walked out. Was found dead. 
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Poor guy
51:00 <TokenDaRing> that's horrible
52:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it wasn't cool.  
52:00 <Mike_Litorus> that's sad :( 
52:00 <Saemon> Skirmish he should have taken her slut ass out with him
52:00 <Saemon> why didnt he?
52:00 <Serenity> honestly dont care how you kill yourself
52:00 <Saemon> what the hell has he got to lose at that point?
53:00 <Saemon> he's gona kill himself so he's gona die anyway, he's not going to be around to face the consequences of the law
53:00 <Skirmish> He was a good kid.  He just couldn't process how what he thought was his life had been destroyed in the space of 10 minutes. 
53:00 <Saemon> she got off too light i reckon
53:00 <Serenity> yeah kill her and the baby has no mother for the rest of its life
53:00 <Serenity> so you fuck the kid up
53:00 <Serenity> good one
53:00 <Skirmish> My aunty took it hard.  She felt like a bad mother because her son didn't come to her when he was upset. 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon hates women because if they have causal sex, they're sluts, but it's ok for a guy to do
54:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> My cousin had got home from work and found his mate fucking his gf
54:00 <Saemon> well then
54:00 <Saemon> at least, he should have punched the mate 
54:00 <Saemon> or something
54:00 <Skirmish> I get to see that aunty tomorrow actually ... she is visiting whilst we wait for her mother to pass away.
54:00 <Saemon> come on
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon
55:00 <TokenDaRing> can i punch you?
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: IF you were a pokemon ... would you be called Jigglypuff? 
56:00 <TokenDaRing> more like Pigglyjuff
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon's PT rejected him because he kept staring at her tits
56:00 <Saemon> yoyo pandas :P
56:00 <TokenDaRing> while drooling
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> pj itime.
56:00 <Saemon> back me up bro
57:00 <Saemon> TokenDaRing is startin shit on my hardcore man
57:00 <Saemon> on me*
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> pff
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> come over
57:00 <Saemon> keeps on tellin me to kill myself n shit
57:00 <Skirmish> Panda has already reached the maximum limit the channel is prepared to tolerate him for tonight. 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill back you up
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> see
57:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive and Saemon, failure sticks together
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> o cbf with Skirmish
58:00 <Skirmish> birds of a feather and all that. 
58:00 <Mike_Litorus> JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> he gave up his nick meaning UBEATABLE and BRAVE
58:00 <Mike_Litorus> hnnngggggg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fgt
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope PandasDontDrive and Saemon off themselves in a ritual suicide
58:00 <TokenDaRing> OMG Yilmaz
58:00 <TokenDaRing> stooooooooge
58:00 <Yilmaz> YES!
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> that dude has to prove hinself to everyone
58:00 <Yilmaz> LOL FINALLY someone gets it.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> TokenDaRing
59:00 <Yilmaz> YilmaaaaaAAAAaaAAaaaaaz
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Friendlyjordies is amazing
59:00 <Yilmaz> It's a crack up.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yilmaz nick translates to Unbeatable and brave
59:00 <Yilmaz> Panda doesn't get it. 
59:00 <Yilmaz> As you can see. 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> says a lot about what he thinks about himself
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah man I do see
59:00 <TokenDaRing> WHERE IS BEING TJORBIAN?!
59:00 <TokenDaRing> WHERE HE IS
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just dont care about you
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and TokenDaRing
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> was a nice guy
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> untill you fucked him up
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Coming from you, PandasDontDrive, that's fucking hilarious
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> he thinks raggin on irc is the best.
00:00 <TokenDaRing> you washed up derelict turd
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> no man
00:00 <ShadowLurker> same shit syndrome
00:00 <Yilmaz> He's a grown up. I am sure he doesn't pretend to be someone he's not Panda. 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yilmaz
01:00 <Yilmaz> Yis stoooooge? 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you have to pick a name ppl have to search
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> mrdanger owned you.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> best moment on irc.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive what you gonna do about it stooooooooge?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
01:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5b7FS1nrs
01:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5b7FS1nrs&index=1&list=PLQp79ed3b6Zq6qRKB9hVQaXiMqzMN5TJu
01:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahah Yilmaz
02:00 <Yilmaz> brb
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay guess what
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yilmaz
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> big daddy
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> big time loser tbh
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> my 17 grand from casino cleared.
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo me!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I guess i good at poker
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you only good at poke her once.
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk u pailie
04:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive don't try too fucking hard
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a fkn fgt
04:00 <TokenDaRing> you might shit yourself with that kind effort
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> u dog ppl like simba does.
05:00 <TokenDaRing> then you'd have to get Saemon around to clean it up for y ou
06:00 <dahmer> losers
06:00 <dahmer> same old bans
07:00 <ShadowLurker> piss off pz
07:00 <Serenity> fucks sake the full moon as last night wasnt it
07:00 <Serenity> was
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice insults
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> sooo offended
07:00 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive
07:00 <TokenDaRing> as if
07:00 <Serenity> im bored of this
14:00 <Serenity> lets talk about BBUK
14:00 <TokenDaRing> what is BBUK?
14:00 <Serenity> im not telling you'll make fun of me
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Most likely then
16:00 <Yilmaz> Big Brother UK. 
17:00 <Yilmaz> Cause, I care about what Serenity likes. 
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:00 <ShadowLurker> shaaaame
17:00 <Serenity> you bastard
17:00 <Serenity> UTTER GOBSHITE
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Hahaha
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity
17:00 <TokenDaRing> why
17:00 <TokenDaRing> why would you watch that?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> it's like watching The Block
18:00 <TokenDaRing> etc
18:00 <Serenity> becase bbuk is hilarious
18:00 <Serenity> they are utter trashy bitches
18:00 <Yilmaz> It's meant to be better than the Australian shit that is a gigantic mind fuck designed to break people. 
18:00 <Serenity> theyve done nothing but fight for 4 weeks its great
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Australian TV just makes me hope that we all get wiped out in nuclear flame
18:00 <Yilmaz> can you imagine an Austnet Big Brother.  Put 20 odd of us in a house. 
18:00 <TokenDaRing> 20 enter, one leaves
19:00 <Serenity> no thanks
19:00 <Serenity> theyre allowed to drink more on bbuk
19:00 <Serenity> and smoke
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Saemon would hit on Serenity
19:00 <TokenDaRing> constantly
19:00 <Serenity> someone fucks this season
19:00 <TokenDaRing> so would PandasDontDrive
19:00 <Serenity> dont start shit seriously
19:00 <Yilmaz> lol "Serenity ... would you be my PT?"
19:00 <Serenity> its been hours
19:00 <TokenDaRing> someone actually asked what PT stands for today
19:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt go
20:00 <TokenDaRing> I had to not laugh at them too
20:00 <Serenity> PRETTY TITS
20:00 <Yilmaz> That fits. 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> perky tits?
20:00 <Serenity> purple tits
21:00 <Yilmaz> D12 - Purple Hills
22:00 <Serenity> you old bastard
22:00 <Mike_Litorus> hahahaha 
22:00 <Serenity> at least listen to the unedited version
22:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttWQK5VXskA
24:00 <Mike_Litorus> hahahah baseketball
24:00 <Serenity> man i used to be eminem and D12 crazy
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: D-12 - My Band ft. Cameo (Jun 16, 2009) 5:38 - Category: Music - 3,608,659 views - likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
24:00 <Mike_Litorus> best movie
24:00 <Saemon> Serenity what do u think lawsons secret is gona be?
25:00 <Serenity> i already know what its going to be they showed it tonight
25:00 <Saemon> oooh what is it?
25:00 <Serenity> .
25:00 <Serenity> watch it
25:00 <Saemon> i missed tonights show
25:00 <Serenity> so go online and watch
25:00 <Saemon> hrm touche
25:00 <Saemon> oh, u know what would be a good twist?
26:00 <Saemon> get Cats twin to go in
26:00 <Saemon> pull of the whole twin thing again like in the previous yrs 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> is anyone in here a Goon?
26:00 <SarahLittle> what is a goon?
26:00 <SarahLittle> Goonie?
30:00 <Saemon> ugh thank god he's gone D:
30:00 <SarahLittle> were you seriously waiting for him to leave
30:00 <Saemon> he is such a negative nancy sezz
31:00 <Saemon> yeah
31:00 <Saemon> all he talks about is "why dont u kill yourself" 
31:00 <Saemon> why dont u die
31:00 <Saemon> why are u alive
31:00 <Saemon> etc
31:00 <Saemon> freaken be more imaginative or something
31:00 <Saemon> he flooded me in pm with that shit
32:00 <SarahLittle> ah well
32:00 <SarahLittle> its just words
32:00 <Mike_Litorus> Saemon
32:00 <Mike_Litorus> go kill yoursel 
32:00 <Mike_Litorus> it will be the best ever thing 
38:00 <Yilmaz> Ok, apparently I am unreasonable for refusing this request.  Tell me what you think. 
39:00 <Yilmaz> "Hi, I work there and I want to come in and put rubbish in the bin, is that ok? No? Why not?" 
39:00 <Yilmaz> It is 230am. 
39:00 <Serenity> lol...
40:00 <Yilmaz> "Just because you took speed and cleaned your house doesn't mean you can come and dumb your rubbish here"
41:00 <Yilmaz> A site that is 1 level away from complete lock down, I just want to come and put stuff in the bins at 230am ... cause that is totes not suss or anything.
41:00 <Saemon> hrm
41:00 <Yilmaz> Not sure what the security guards here allowed the staff to do but that is a bit nuts. 
41:00 <Saemon> can we deep fry eggs?
42:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
42:00 <Serenity> see what happens..
42:00 <Saemon> that tone suggests its not a good idea...
42:00 <Saemon> ok i will just stick to frying it in the pan
42:00 <Serenity> microwave it
42:00 <Saemon> lol been there done that
42:00 <Saemon> it explodes
43:00 <Saemon> i deep fry my bacon though
43:00 <Saemon> mmm mmmmm
44:00 <Serenity> .
44:00 <Saemon> its exactly the same as pan fry it, just faster to cook
44:00 <Saemon> and if u leave it for longer, it becomes hard like bacon crackers
44:00 <Yilmaz> Did you know ... that mars is the only planet we know of that is completely inhabited by robots.
45:00 <Serenity> well its not
45:00 <Saemon> ooooo my fuckin GOD.....
45:00 <Saemon> just when i thought humanity could not possibly be more fucked UP
45:00 <Serenity> ..
45:00 <Saemon> after i read that news on the bf cookin up his tranny gf
45:00 <Saemon> check this shit out
45:00 <Saemon> http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/teen-admits-to-killing-then-raping-mother-guess-i-lost-my-virginity-to-a-dead-corpse/
45:00 <Yilmaz> I think that is a bit of an over reaction to mars being inhabited by robots.
47:00 <Saemon> 'but when she did not stop screaming, he struck his mother’s head repeatedly with a hammer.
47:00 <Saemon> Davis told investigators on the recording that he stuck his hand into the open wound and moved her brain around to make sure she was dead'
47:00 <Saemon> 'Then, Davis told investigators, he raped his mother’s dead body.
47:00 <Saemon> “Guess I lost my virginity to a dead corpse,” Davis said.'
47:00 <Saemon> 'Jurors cringed and covered their faces as Davis told detectives that he had once choked and drowned a cat and then performed a sexual act with its remains, the Caller Times reported.'
48:00 <Mike_Litorus> and if u leave it for longer, it becomes hard like kevin bacon crackers
48:00 <Mike_Litorus> and if u leave it for longer, it becomes hard like kevin bacon knackers
48:00 <Saemon> 'Davis told police he asked his mother for permission to die because he was bored with life and did not like other people, and he said she was upset but told him she could not control what he did.'
49:00 <Saemon> omg that poor mother.....
49:00 <Mike_Litorus> hope you fucking choke on your bacon 
49:00 <Mike_Litorus> your miserable cocksucker 
49:00 <Mike_Litorus> you* 
50:00 <Saemon> im also bored with life and dont like other ppl, and my mother was a shit neglectful alcoholic drug abusing mother who disowned me when i was 15 
50:00 <Saemon> but i
50:00 <Saemon> but i'd never do that to her
50:00 <Mike_Litorus> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10441413_10153186314814298_2109928660795378169_n.jpg?oh=6c71f2f8590acaeeae3abdbc9c43b303&oe=54C4A426&__gda__=1421931097_254bcd2f2ef5e08f1fa1716390f6cb77
50:00 <Yilmaz> Did you mother turn into a dragon? 
50:00 <Yilmaz> your*
50:00 <Saemon> nah
50:00 <Yilmaz> Shit story bro.
50:00 <Mike_Litorus> is the product of an angry dragon
50:00 <Saemon> she became a nazgul
51:00 <Yilmaz> lol Mike_Litorus
51:00 <Saemon> sezza
51:00 <Saemon> your thoughts on that newstory?
51:00 <Saemon> its so horrid
51:00 <Saemon> its unbelievable
51:00 <Serenity> im not fucking reading it
52:00 <Mike_Litorus> ban that cunt 
52:00 <Saemon> howcome?
52:00 <Mike_Litorus> please
54:00 <Yilmaz> Your problem is Saemon that you are too familiar with people that A. you do not know at all and B. who have no interest in you at all. 
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1-x-Random-Color-Soft-Spiky-Ticklers-Tongue-Nipple-Rings-16mm-Bar-Jewelry-5O-/181364406880?pt=AU_Wholesale_Lots_Jewellery&hash=item2a3a293a60
55:00 <Serenity> i might buy this
55:00 <Saemon> oooh nice
56:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/erEsZo2.jpg
59:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/mVLPINo.jpg   <--------- Why does her vagina picture have a gigantic hole in it? 
00:00 <Serenity> o.o
02:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Adult-Rude-Logo-Word-Tongue-Bar-Ring-Bolt-Stud-14g-16mm-SLIPPERY-WHEN-WET-/130680132319?pt=AU_Body_Jewellery&hash=item1e6d2492df
02:00 <Serenity> :o
08:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I'd get that if I could get mine undone
09:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/v5oJzuq.jpg    <----- very cool for people that need a new leg. 
09:00 <Serenity> get cam to get two pairs of pliers (im not kidding) and twist in opposite directions
09:00 <Serenity> one of them will undo
09:00 <Serenity> i had to do that the first time i took mine off
09:00 <Yilmaz> Considering how she has been saying Cam is accident prone for the past 2 nights she may end up missing a few teeth if she lets him do that.
10:00 <Maurice> Do you want him to rip my tongue off?! (also not kidding)
10:00 <Serenity> LOL
10:00 <Serenity> touche
10:00 <Serenity> you do it
10:00 <Maurice> Maybe I'll just go to the tatt shop
10:00 <Serenity> or that
10:00 <Serenity> they will do the samae thing
11:00 <Maurice> I have a pretty gold with pink stoned tongue bar
11:00 <Serenity> samae..
11:00 <Serenity> i take mine out all the time lol
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah but they'll be sober
11:00 <Maurice> So thats ok
11:00 <Serenity> makes my tongue feel weird
11:00 <Maurice> Mines still the piercing bar
11:00 <Maurice> From 20 yrs ago
11:00 <Mike_Litorus> to make your tongue stop feeling weird 
11:00 <Mike_Litorus> come lick my nuts 
11:00 <Serenity> you wish id like your nuts
12:00 <Maurice> He's gone to bed, told me not to wake him
12:00 <Yilmaz> http://blahtherapy.com/    <------ Log onto the internet and allow strangers to listen to your woes.  Saemon .... get off irc and go there. 
12:00 <Maurice> So waking him and he will love it
12:00 <Maurice> Or else
14:00 <Saemon> Maurice lol today the checkout person mistakenly gave me 2 $20 notes cuz they are stuck together
14:00 <Serenity> lolll
14:00 <Yilmaz> I found out that a site like that exists because someone on imgur wrote "I go to blahtherapy.com and listen to girls problems and try to scam nudes out of them". 
14:00 <Saemon> so instead of just getting the $20 change, i got $40
14:00 <Saemon> needless to say, i didnt go back n tell them
14:00 <Maurice> Saemon lol nobody cares, including the checkout person
14:00 <Mike_Litorus> go stuff them in your mouth and have a cry wank.. and choke to death when you orgasm 
14:00 <Yilmaz> See, that is why the hot PT rejected you.  You had already used up all your good luck.
15:00 <Mike_Litorus> you fucking hopeless fuckhead 
15:00 <Saemon> their manager would.
15:00 <Saemon> when the till is short 
15:00 <Maurice> They're always short
15:00 <Saemon> Mike_Litorus im not into autoasphyxiation
16:00 <Maurice> Like Mike_Litorus
16:00 <Saemon> i aint david carradine
16:00 <Maurice> Thats a shame
16:00 <Saemon> or that dude on mettalica? i dunno
16:00 <Maurice> I'd take great pleasure in choking you to death
16:00 <Maurice> METTALICA
16:00 <Maurice> It was INXS
16:00 <Serenity> why not
16:00 <Serenity> its fun
16:00 <Saemon> one of them rock bands who was found dead by jerking him self off and chokin himself
16:00 <Saemon> ah thats it
17:00 <Maurice> God you're a spastic
18:00 <Serenity> asphixiate meee
18:00 <Maurice> I could go a good choking
18:00 <Maurice> Minus the death
28:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Yilmaz> you should get a job screwss. 
32:00 <Yilmaz> Stop sitting on irc all hours of the night. 
33:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/XZmrRkB.jpg  <----- I bet you have never ever seen before. 
34:00 <screwss> k
34:00 <Serenity> lol =/
34:00 <Maurice> Serenity, what time are we leaving tomorrow
34:00 <Maurice> I need to pack
34:00 <Serenity> haha after lunch
34:00 <Serenity> its 4 bedroom :o
35:00 <Mike_Litorus> :O 
35:00 <Maurice> Then swing by
35:00 <Mike_Litorus> i am bringing the tarp 
35:00 <Yilmaz> Have a creamy soda for me! 
35:00 <Maurice> I've got the lube and toy cleaner
35:00 <Maurice> Which, btw Serenity is good cleaner
35:00 <Serenity> reowww
36:00 <Maurice> I watched Cam leap onto the pool table like a 20yr old
36:00 <Maurice> My motor is running
36:00 <Serenity> go and wake him up!
36:00 <Maurice> Oh I plan on it, I've done it the last 2 nights
37:00 <Maurice> I need to eat something first though
37:00 <Maurice> They all had maccas today and all I got was a juice, I sat in the wait bay for 15 mins
38:00 <Maurice> Then this asian dude ran infront of me, turns out he was getting a photo with the police horses that were in the carpark
39:00 <Yilmaz> It's about time you started taking some sound advice instead of carrying on like a boiled pork chop all the damn time.
39:00 <Serenity> lol we get the horses come past every now and then
39:00 <Serenity> they are huge
40:00 <Maurice> One of them today was at least 16 hands
40:00 <Maurice> BUT
40:00 <Maurice> How are they gonna go on a high speed chase
40:00 <Serenity> http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/exterface_unicorn_17.jpg
40:00 <Yilmaz> Sometimes I get called a horse *slaps thigh just above knee and nods knowingly*
40:00 <Serenity> Mike_Litorus trotting past
40:00 <Maurice> A horse against my VF?
40:00 <Maurice> No contest
41:00 <Maurice> Lol @ Mike_Litorus' pic
41:00 <Yilmaz> Does Adam Franlkin run outside when the horses come past, shake their penis and yell back at you SARAH DO YOU WANT TO BE A FARMER! 
42:00 <Yilmaz> So, so tired of idiots saying that 1.5 billion islamic believers are all extremists. 
42:00 <Serenity> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
42:00 <Maurice> You'd have to ask Ashton Kutcher..
42:00 <Serenity> no?
43:00 <Serenity> i feel like im missing something
43:00 <Maurice> If you're a farmer it means you've kicked them in the balls and now they have 2 acres (aches)
43:00 <Maurice> (achers?)
43:00 <Maurice> Whatever
43:00 <Yilmaz> That was a classic Freddy got Fingered reference. 
44:00 <Yilmaz> Watching Ethan was that was hilarious. 
44:00 <Yilmaz> watch*
44:00 <Serenity> oh
44:00 <Serenity> ive not watched all of that
44:00 <Serenity> its disgusting
44:00 <Maurice> I've never seen it either
44:00 <Maurice> However, I'd like to be fingered
45:00 <beehhh> Im a CD
45:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QokeAwXDwc
45:00 <Yilmaz> That is the bit I referenced. 
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freddy Got Fingered daddy im a farmer (Dec 31, 2012) 0:37 - Category: Comedy - 63,407 views - likes (84.8%), dislikes (15.2%)
47:00 <Maurice> What time is everyone planning on waking up tomorrow
48:00 <Serenity> ill be up earlyish
48:00 <Maurice> I got up at 12pm today, I plan on the same for tomorrow
48:00 <Serenity> got shit to do
48:00 <Maurice> Thats shit
48:00 <Maurice> I got up today and Cam had been for a haircut and bough me juice
49:00 <Maurice> Bought*
49:00 <Yilmaz> She's got to make herself femfresh for her trip away. 
49:00 <Serenity> paulie finishes at lunch time so ive gotta get eveyrone packed etc
49:00 <Maurice> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> then get the kids to mums
49:00 <Maurice> Oh yeah, it's only friday
49:00 <Maurice> I keep thinking tomorrow is saturday
49:00 <Serenity> my fun zone looks like old growth rainforrest in the amazon
49:00 <Serenity> i need to fix thta shit up
49:00 <Yilmaz> Round up
50:00 <Maurice> Can you do mine tooo
50:00 <Maurice> Thanks
50:00 <Serenity> sure
50:00 <Maurice> I have the best razor for that though, it cuts close without cutting until you're on the nair stage
50:00 <Yilmaz> THe last thing you want to do on your anniversary is make it look like the hubby is getting a headjob off an ewok because you are so hairy.
51:00 <Maurice> Her face isn't hairy..
51:00 <Yilmaz> I didn't mean her face
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Maurice> Then why does he care? It's her face on his junk
51:00 <Sponge> what's the nair stage?
51:00 <Sponge> hair stage?
52:00 <Mike_Litorus> nair the balls 
52:00 <Maurice> No, nair
52:00 <Yilmaz> wax ain't it?
52:00 <Sponge> do you mean nair your arsehole hair stage?
52:00 <Maurice> You're all perverts
52:00 <Sponge> yu can't get a razor in there?
52:00 <Maurice> Good god
52:00 <Maurice> No
53:00 <screwss> ill try n be less like a pork chop
53:00 <Sponge> what is the need for the chemical hairfolant nair then?
53:00 <Yilmaz> Sponge: Give it a go and report back to us with progress.
54:00 <Maurice> I can only speak for myself, but I don't want a razor close to my clit, I might slip
54:00 <Mike_Litorus> hahahaha \
54:00 <Maurice> I'd rather trim then nair
54:00 <Mike_Litorus> then wave it in Cam's face 
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <Maurice> He's such a dick
54:00 <Maurice> Literally
54:00 <Mike_Litorus> he really is 
55:00 <Maurice> I really like him atm
56:00 <Saemon> lol
58:00 <Serenity> heyyyy giiiiiiiirl
58:00 <Serenity> how ya doin
58:00 <Serenity> heeeeyyy giiiiirl
58:00 <Serenity> whatcha been up to
58:00 <Maurice> ARE YOU WATCHING NEW GIRL
58:00 <Serenity> i am not
58:00 <Mike_Litorus> .
58:00 <Maurice> You should then
58:00 <Saemon> im a fan lol
59:00 <Serenity> im goin to bed in about 45 seconds
59:00 <Saemon> guilty pleasure :P
59:00 <Maurice> It starts with heyyyy giiiiiirllll
59:00 <Maurice> Watch ya doingggggg
00:00 <Mike_Litorus> want a hand Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> yes
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Maurice> I think she has 4 at her disposal
00:00 <Serenity> ok im going nows
00:00 <Serenity> bais
00:00 <Maurice> Oh you slapper
00:00 <Serenity> ALL THE HANDS
00:00 <Maurice> Niiiiight me choco
00:00 <Serenity> niiight me nilla
00:00 <Mike_Litorus> night big ole
00:00 <Maurice> (yep, Serenity is blek)
00:00 <Serenity> shut yor ole dog
01:00 <Mike_Litorus> shut yah cunt
01:00 <Maurice> Thats so rude
02:00 <Mike_Litorus> she started it 
02:00 <Maurice> Never
03:00 <Yilmaz> excellent news. 
04:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/humpcat.jpg
05:00 <BlackDevil> pregnant?
05:00 <Maurice> Lol
06:00 <Maurice> That was my old dog and cat
07:00 <Yilmaz> Some americans would have to be the dumbest human beings on the planet. 
08:00 <BlackDevil> you sure?
08:00 <BlackDevil> im pretty sure stupidity is all over
11:00 <Yilmaz> I don't think I and find examples of it as extreme as in some instances in America. 
12:00 <Yilmaz> It's a prolific problem ... it just seems to be that some americans do it better. 
14:00 <Saemon> omg
14:00 <Saemon> Serenity
14:00 <Saemon> see ive said it alll laong
14:00 <Saemon> along*
14:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image85-562x1000.jpg
17:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.dogshaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image337-637x849.jpg
19:00 <BlackDevil> i nair my balls
20:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares
23:00 <[Maverick]> I am making bacon egg and mushroom toasies 
23:00 <[Maverick]> toasties 
23:00 <Maurice> I'm doing a cheese toastie
24:00 <BlackDevil> pz loves you Serenity
25:00 <Maurice> Then I'm gonna bang
27:00 <Yilmaz> Not sure if it's just a great preview, but the movie Exodus looks amazing. 
31:00 <Maurice> What
32:00 <Saemon> Serenity
32:00 <Saemon> u still around?
33:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
33:00 <[Maverick]> just not in this channel 
33:00 <Saemon> ah, so mike litoris is u mavaz
33:00 <Saemon> lol
33:00 <Saemon> i was beginning to wonder who it was
34:00 <Maurice> She went to bed when she said goodnight..
34:00 <[Maverick]> go die. 
34:00 <Saemon> do u prefer mavaz, or mazza?
34:00 <[Maverick]> also... my el baconator sammiches are fucking cool 
34:00 <Saemon> maurice i wanted to say to Serenity i told you so
34:00 <[Maverick]> I prefer you didn't call me anything 
35:00 <Maurice> Ugh
35:00 <Saemon> about how the guy who played the pastor dad in 7th heaven
35:00 <Saemon> was probably a pedo lol
35:00 <[Maverick]> ban
35:00 <Saemon> and i was right
35:00 <Maurice> You weren't right at all
36:00 <Maurice> It happened like, yesterday
36:00 <[Maverick]> Maurice: for the welfare of the half sane bastards in here.. can you remove Saemon please 
36:00 <Saemon> what do u mean i wasnt right?
36:00 <Maurice> Maybe even today
36:00 <Saemon> his confession was recorded on tape
36:00 <Maurice> That doesn't maKke YOU right
40:00 <[Maverick]> yayy 
40:00 <[Maverick]> I can't move 
40:00 <[Maverick]> going into a food coma 
40:00 <Maurice> I need food
40:00 <Maurice> Then sex
40:00 <Maurice> Any order
41:00 <Yilmaz> Mad deja vu. Saemon came into the channel at the exact time 24 hours ago and said the same thing about the 7th heaven guy. 
41:00 <Yilmaz> lol @ i hate you so bad.
41:00 <[Maverick]> lol
42:00 <Maurice> Win for me
42:00 <[Maverick]> actually, I don;t believe him about the PT 
42:00 <[Maverick]> because he has lied about having no legs etc 
43:00 <Yilmaz> I am considering starting a facebook page called "Sound advice to get you through the day" and todays advice will be "The only way you can catch Ebola is to swap body fluids with an infected person. Advice of the day therefore is DO NOT have sex with someone that has or may have Ebola."
43:00 <Yilmaz> Nah I think he is very creative with his stories, but that is all they are. He is just baiting the channel for the reaction he gets, especially tonight where he was told to kill himself for over an hour. 
45:00 <[Maverick]> Attention seeking land whale. 
45:00 <Yilmaz> Is he even fat or is he just playing off that as well? 
45:00 <Maurice> wOAH
46:00 <Maurice> He just called me a whale
46:00 <Maurice> Plus random caps
46:00 <[Maverick]> did he do the "i know bandidos" line yet? 
47:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> If Ebola is in aus, Im moving to africa where it's not a problem
49:00 <Yilmaz> What are you banging on about now you idiot? 
50:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHAHA 
50:00 <BlackDevil> do you masturbate?
50:00 <Maurice> Never
50:00 <Maurice> Ever
50:00 <BlackDevil> LOL OMG THat would be funny if it was original
52:00 <Saemon> stephen collins
52:00 <Saemon> the actor who played the priet dad in 7th heaven
52:00 <Saemon> ive came on here before and said that i wouldnt be suprised if he was soem sort of child molester or something
53:00 <Saemon> its a trend, ppl who play the over the top nice religious ned flanders type guys on screen are the complete opposite in real life
53:00 <Saemon> first hey dad star, then rolph harris
53:00 <Saemon> now this guy
53:00 <Saemon> see the pattern?
53:00 <BlackDevil> here we go https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8342026752/h10AC20AE/
55:00 <[Maverick]>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10155508_981622578551599_6633274880118639981_n.jpg?oh=06d437b4cc564a0b6519db7573552f7e&oe=54F8E2E2&__gda__=1422443196_62c683dddc3aefde6848c0f92b9f658f
55:00 <[Maverick]> full one 
58:00 <Yilmaz> No.
59:00 <Yilmaz> I don't see how actors playing a certain role somehow morph into child molesters because of that role. 
59:00 <Yilmaz> Harold from Neighbours will be next according to your theory. 
01:00 <Yilmaz> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzfpBCwCQAAwyvE.jpg:large
02:00 <BlackDevil> then they come on planes
03:00 <Yilmaz> I will be home in less than an hour .... kicking the boots off, taking off the duty belt ..... I wish I could say having a beer too. 
03:00 <Yilmaz> Shame there are no bottle shops open at 6am. 
05:00 <BlackDevil> i hate losing condoms for my jump drive
07:00 <Saemon> Yilmaz i will fuck u in the ass bitch
08:00 <Yilmaz> I don't see that happening any time soon.
08:00 <Saemon> fucken get my comanchero mates to rape your fucken faggot ass
08:00 <Saemon> im a fucken club associate cunt
08:00 <Saemon> gettin patched soon
08:00 <Yilmaz> That's great. 
08:00 <Yilmaz> Bit of a random rage out. 
09:00 <Yilmaz> Now he is PM'ing me asking if he can give me a blow job. 
09:00 <Yilmaz> He is a weirdo. 
09:00 <BlackDevil> take care of him
09:00 <Yilmaz> He's a bit loose ... would probably have a bipolar twitch half way and bite my dick off. 
16:00 <BlackDevil> MMA Fighter Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller Apparently Live-Tweeting Standoff With OCSD
15:00 <Fez> Huh
16:00 <Fall> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> mornig
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *morning
28:00 <Fall> morenig
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/big_penis_spray-painted_on_2.5_million_car
37:00 <Fez> Did you type 'dicks' into google b1?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I did 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that sight on FB
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean site
46:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
48:00 <Fez> Ah ok
48:00 <Fez> Ill believe you this time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> shout, shout blow it all out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the shit what can do without
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off, tellin' em all fuck off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> dalight savigs is retarded
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so is daylight savings
31:00 <Floss> Good Morning! :D
31:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
40:00 <Floss> this is a fine thursday
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's digusting 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a goregous spring day
40:00 <Floss> :o
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well it needs to be horrible
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can start a game I got yesterday and haven't started properly
41:00 <Floss> its grey and rainy and miserable here, but i woke up today so its all good haha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this sun keeps dragging me out into the backyard
41:00 <Floss> oh yeah that sucks hahaha
41:00 <Floss> its a perfect day for gaming here
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <Floss> totally guilt free cause of the weather
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty is it?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I never feel guilt
42:00 <Floss> i have to do school work but meh can still do it chillin in bed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about all I do ... gaming 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it's just right for me outside right now 
43:00 <Floss> i love gaming too its why i havent finished this course yet lol
44:00 <Floss> ive been dabbling a bit in older tomb raiders
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's as bad as me 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I went to classes on purpose
44:00 <Bastardly_One> got that bored though I failed
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I got Shadow of Mordor yesterday
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a console nearly the power of a PC now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yay PS4
48:00 <Floss> i have a few grand worth of courses to do before the end of the year if i get them all done i may get a ps4
48:00 <Floss> priorities -_- adult life has fkn knobs on it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sure does
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know if I'm going to regret it yet
50:00 <Bastardly_One> It was a manic purchase
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit
54:00 <Floss> i have a ps3 and i pretty good comp in the loungeroom
55:00 <Floss> its handy to just dl games and play them on the big screen just with the computer
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had a gaming PC it'd blow up in a week
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a bad run with them for some reason
59:00 <Floss> i got this one for free and just had the best graphics card i could get put in
59:00 <Floss> cheers waix
59:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never met someone so annoying
00:00 <Floss> lol its funny when its not directed at you
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt sorry for him once
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is *when* it's not you but never tell him that 
00:00 <Floss> yeah it passes haha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah his sexual abuse story
00:00 <Floss> mm...
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then he ruined it by being a typical cockhead less than 5 mins later
01:00 <Floss> you have to just take what he says with a pretty big pinch of salt
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so, that never happened?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he got sexually abused by his boss or something?
01:00 <Floss> i dont know about that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're his sister
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know ... 
02:00 <Floss> there was a problem with one of the male bus drivers at our school
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah was a bus driver
02:00 <Floss> he tried some things on him but on a few kids as well
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep yep must be it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was definitely a bus driver
02:00 <Floss> yeah wasnt his boss just the boss driver at our school
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he was searching for him on FB one night
02:00 <Floss> yeah i found him and sent him a msg to leave ben the fuck alone
03:00 <Floss> hes just a dirty old fkn cunt
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nice to know you're truthful
03:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike your brother
03:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a guy thing on here 
03:00 <Floss> hes into saying whatever for the effect
03:00 <Floss> its all about the effect
03:00 <Bastardly_One> talk as much shit as humanly possible
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's affect in this case
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or both
04:00 <Floss> like he told my in laws i hated them behind my back, just to see how that played out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
04:00 <Floss> i dont but he wanted to see what happened
04:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those 
04:00 <Floss> i dont mind him in small doses though
04:00 <Floss> he can be a good laugh
05:00 <Floss> but that shit fucks me off
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as it would
11:00 <Bastardly_One> damn! took me nearly 3 hrs to be fully awake
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but now I am ... look out!
11:00 <Floss> lol he was just here
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
12:00 <Floss> leaving for perth now
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up with a song in my head today
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and it will not go away 
18:00 <Floss> haha that sucks
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it really won't go away 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> until I just played it 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's still fucking there
19:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus just fuck off yeah?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna hurt someone in a min!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid song
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good ... it's fucked off
24:00 <Bastardly_One> only to be replaced with another
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I see Carrie Bickmore is pregnant again
25:00 <Bastardly_One> for a blonde I'd give her one *nods*
26:00 <Fall> I believe she's already had one
26:00 <Fall> ;)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or 2
27:00 <Bastardly_One> considering this is her second
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate games with completely no instructions at all 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> when they're rpg style that can be really fucking annoying
29:00 <Bastardly_One> complaining to a friend in the US about something and he's like
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah that is meant to happen
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I started again thinking I fucked up
38:00 <Floss> im trying to drag out an answer to a question, i have about 180 words and the minimum is 250, but its the most monotonous shit
38:00 <Floss> i have no idea what else to say
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd help and ask what it's about 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but my brain is already in cbf'ed mode
40:00 <ShadowLurker> b1s good at filling pages with text
40:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking the exact same thing :D
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> morning cunt
41:00 <Floss> 205 words now
41:00 <Floss> this is brutal
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, curious now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it about?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and no, I'm not going to even remotely care :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just curious
43:00 <Floss> rocket science
43:00 <Floss> lol im finishing of beauty therapy course
44:00 <Floss> its VERY in depth and difficult.
44:00 <British^Meat> Dads Army being remade, will no doubt suck, but im looking forward to it :)
44:00 <Floss> :D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bastardly_One dear God really?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean British^Meat
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not myself
45:00 <Floss> i could rpl the whole lot and get my ticket but i want to do the work seeing as i had to pay for it either waty
45:00 <Floss> way*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
45:00 <Bastardly_One> friend of mine is a hairdresser and has to do management modules atm 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bored shitless by them and spends more time picking my brain 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> than learning them 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> admin is piss easy 
46:00 <Floss> yeah its crap but unfortunately its bloody expensive crap
46:00 <Floss> this ticket was 10 grand :/ got me right in the balls but ive paid it all off now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> shite
46:00 <Floss> and its fucking BEAUTY THERAPY
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you really want do something when it's that much eh?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I get what you mean 
47:00 <Floss> i own a business
47:00 <Floss> so i may aswell
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough then
47:00 <Bastardly_One> this admin my friend is doing is to make her district manager
47:00 <Floss> im a nail tech but im doing the rest of it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> of all the other franchises and shit 
48:00 <Floss> its a fucking huge industry which is why i did it to begin with but i ended up enjoying it for the most part
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's more a worry thanks to her I know what you're talking about 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she's in the US though 
48:00 <Floss> i enjoy making ppl feel better and de stress and whatnot but i have all the stress of owning the business
49:00 <bert187> Morning #melbourne :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> good for you 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah the catch22 and irony
49:00 <Floss> i do all the normal work, but then all the manager work, cleaning, buying the stock
50:00 <Floss> it would be way easier to just be the employee, then u just do the exact job you trained for
50:00 <Bastardly_One> same reasons I hear out of hairdressers apart from doing a great cut and thinking "I did that"
50:00 <Floss> yeah thats nice
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, out of the three I know 2 are just employed
50:00 <Floss> its nice when ppl are really happy with what youve done
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one runs the saloon
50:00 <bert187> Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’s democracy speech was inspired by real events
51:00 <bert187> http://www.news.com.au/technology/gaming/call-of-duty-advanced-warfares-democracy-speech-was-inspired-by-real-events/story-e6frfrt9-1227084798838
51:00 <Bastardly_One> all CoD's are inspired by real events
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
51:00 <bert187> yer i might buy this one ive got 1 version of cod on the computer never play 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I looked at it
52:00 <bert187> but the story highlites what ive been thinking
52:00 <Bastardly_One> thought ... meh ... more of the same
52:00 <Floss> ive never played it for that reason
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't think I like first person shooters
52:00 <Floss> dudes shooting dudes... learning... ugh pass
52:00 <Floss> bahaha
52:00 <mrdanger> Ivan Milat wasn't a very nice guy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm true story here about him
53:00 <Bastardly_One> my best friend was his first ever victim
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Deborah Everist
53:00 <bert187> mrdanger you are ivan milats cousin
53:00 <mrdanger> I'm watching a doco about him now
53:00 <bert187> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> her and her b/f were his first victims
53:00 <Floss> i was googling conspiracy theories cause i couldnt sleep last night
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was the very last person to see her alive in Melbourne
53:00 <mrdanger> yeah they just talked about her B1
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was questioned by the cops big time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that was my best friend
54:00 <Floss> seems like half the internet thinks the isis beheadings are completely fake and all the dudes are double agents for the CIA
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hung out more days than not
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh the beheadings are fake
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is no way in the world that English group of IS
54:00 <Floss> the families are crisis actors
54:00 <Bastardly_One> would be called The Beatles
54:00 <Bastardly_One> because
55:00 <Bastardly_One> IS factions wouldn't credit them as The Beatles
55:00 <mrdanger> floss: yeah some people are fucking retarded
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I have another person who thinks like me to talk to 
55:00 <mrdanger> my gfs mum has recently discovered 9/11 was staged conspiracies
55:00 <Floss> i think the video is shit but the end result deff happened
55:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
55:00 <mrdanger> its like some people just arent smart enough to understand that just because an alternative viewpoint exists, that doesnt make it true
56:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know about crisis actors dot org?
56:00 <Floss> as in perhaps the english dude didnt actually have the balls to do the job but they need him as the front man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking acted
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that day one
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the press of them being dubbed the beatles was so set up it's not funny
56:00 <Floss> i think the wouldve been holding mock executions the entire time they were held captive to desensitise them
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no other part of ISIS would call them that 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the knife itself
56:00 <Floss> then they would never know untill the last minute that it was the real deal and they would be compliant
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's totally an SAS knife
57:00 <Floss> and also when they kill someone they do that "allah u akbar" shout 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and the SAS stab kill 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> go back and look at the knife though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that tells you they're not real
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an SAS knife
58:00 <Floss> its all very suspect
58:00 <Floss> i still think the prisoners have been murdered but the video is fishy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is no way the english would not have an arabic accent
58:00 <mrdanger> I dont think it makes much difference if the video of the actual beheading is real or not
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what I don't understand though is this
59:00 <Floss> the resons why could prove interesting though
59:00 <mrdanger> i think the people have been killed and their families and friends are grieving, and the suggestion that its not real is offensive
59:00 <Floss> reasons*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> why after al these years is Australia playing into the lie?
59:00 <mrdanger> playing in to what lie/
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the IS is CIA created
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to bring these countries down so the west can come in and take over
00:00 <mrdanger> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> why are we playing into it finally
00:00 <mrdanger> jesus
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> let me link you something mrdanger
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
00:00 <British^Meat> oh god
00:00 <Bastardly_One> might change your mind 
00:00 <British^Meat> can we make him stop?
00:00 <mrdanger> I bet its a 100 page long website that has no page breaks or formatting
00:00 <mrgrumpy> gotta love internet conspiracy theories
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's how the US are playing war these days
00:00 <mrdanger> like those ones about the zionists
00:00 <Floss> i understand why the screen fades to black, the most violent beheadings are really only seen by the sickos of the internet, theyve edited it to make sure that it is ready for vewing by the general public and ale to be shown to a much wider audience
00:00 <mrdanger> written by nutter for nutters
00:00 <British^Meat> is it an american created website?
00:00 <mrgrumpy> don't go with the most likely answer, go with the answer that fits your paranoia
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a gov document
01:00 <mrdanger> we supply weapons to people we shouldnt, we being the west
01:00 <mrdanger> but thats not exactly the same as the creation of a rebel army that is fighting for an islamic state
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://fas.org/irp/doddir/army/fm3-05-130.pdf
01:00 <mrdanger> we armed and trained bin laden because we didnt like the people before him
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that will tell you how the US plan to pay war for the next few years
01:00 <mrdanger> then we armed and trained the people before him because we didnt like him
01:00 <Floss> small group of well trained dudes, hunt them down and sort it out. No war.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the US Army's Unconventional Warfare Manual
02:00 <mrdanger> and in a few years they will be persecuting and oppressing their people and we might try to kill them as well
02:00 <Bert187> what role does IRC provide during a war?
02:00 <mrgrumpy> mrdanger, there's been "bin ladens" set up by the US/UK all over the world since WW2
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Bert
02:00 <Floss> Bert - Intelligence. ;)
02:00 <mrgrumpy> he's not the first and wont be the last
02:00 <Bastardly_One> in the first gulf war it played a lot
02:00 <mrdanger> mrgrumpy: I was just using it as an example for B1 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit ... the US used irc
02:00 <British^Meat> lol, i love these conspiracy whack jobs
02:00 <mrgrumpy> fair call
02:00 <British^Meat> u gonna go on about sandy hook and chemtrails next?
03:00 <Floss> omg why do ppl think thet sandy hook thing was fake
03:00 <Bastardly_One> because it was 
03:00 <British^Meat> 2 words
03:00 <Floss> thats another one i stumbled in to last night
03:00 <British^Meat> WHACK
03:00 <British^Meat> JOBS
03:00 <Floss> but why
03:00 <British^Meat> everything is a conspiracy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Sandy Hook, Boston Bombing
03:00 <British^Meat> 911
03:00 <British^Meat> hurricaine catrina
03:00 <Bert187> im glad u guys know irc plays a roles durin wars
03:00 <mrdanger> I dont know, my girlfriends mum also says that MH370 was actually MH17, they changed hte number and made it look like it was shot down over the ukraine to cover up something something
03:00 <British^Meat> even some guy here in SA who got shot a few months back
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that makes me laugh mrdanger
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that one 
04:00 <mrdanger> and all the families of one of the plane load of victims are actors
04:00 <British^Meat> lol oh yes
04:00 <British^Meat> and those plane theories *sigh*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> MH370 i in the Maldives
04:00 <Bert187> im uneducated couldnt give a fuck 
04:00 <mrdanger> its so offensive, people lost their children, their parents
04:00 <Floss> animals
04:00 <Bert187> im just a nimallllll
04:00 <Bert187> *animal
04:00 <Floss> i dont think they will ever find that plane hey :/
04:00 <Bert187> biologically speaking
04:00 <Bert187> nope
05:00 <Floss> those familes have to find a way to get closure
05:00 <Bert187> twerrorists landed it and are torturing them
05:00 <Bert187> TEll me what u know, take me to ur god
05:00 <mrgrumpy> or more likely the pilot had a mental episode and commit suicide - just happened to be flying a plane full of people at the same time
06:00 <Floss> yes mr grumpy
06:00 <Bert187> yer lol
06:00 <Floss> "find this one"
06:00 <Bert187> HaHaHa
06:00 <Bert187> ill never trust anyone
06:00 <mrdanger> most things are exactly as they seem, there is no secret kabal running the world, and if jews control everything they're doing a really shit job of controlling the hatred of jews
06:00 <Floss> i never want to fly again
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one theory the captain turned off his oxygen
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and committed suicide as mrdanger said
06:00 <mrgrumpy> if jews controlled the world, why do I still have a foreskin?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> mrgrumpy too
06:00 <Bert187> i reckon hackers hacked the plane
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
06:00 <mrgrumpy> hah!
07:00 <Floss> the experts were thinking he turned off the cabin axygen to spare the passengers
07:00 <Floss> then he pointed it at the ocean
07:00 <mrdanger> there are theories about the pilot because he was part of the political movement against the muslim government
07:00 <mrdanger> but that government has been in control of malaysia for 60 years
07:00 <mrdanger> and is incredibly unjust
07:00 <Bastardly_One> who was I talking to that thinks it's in the Maldives as well?
07:00 <Floss> i thought it was because he was battling depression
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I know
07:00 <mrdanger> so if he's pro democracy and anti crazy corrupt muslim government
07:00 <mrdanger> i dont see how that leads to crashing a plane full of innocent people
08:00 <Bert187> lifes a game made for everyone and love is the prize
08:00 <Floss> he was a sick man i think
08:00 <Floss> and just snapped and decided to end it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact there is no trace makes one theory possible though
08:00 <Floss> hopefully he turned off the oxygen
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and one you guys might not of heard
08:00 <mrgrumpy> the ocean is pretty deep off the coast of WA though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> on the week that happened the chinese were testing missles
09:00 <Bert187> life support is currently offline
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently missed one domestic aircraft by inches earlier that week
09:00 <mrdanger> I'm a dangerous goods specialist, there is a good chance something mislabeled or not correctly stored caused some kind of chemical fire or something and knocked everyone out
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sorry the nth koreans
09:00 <mrdanger> it's as likely as anything else
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they nearly blew up a chinese aircraft
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nooooooooooooow
09:00 <Bastardly_One> where I am getting to is 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they could of accidently blew it up
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's one big cover up
09:00 <Bastardly_One> strange it's not been found 
10:00 <mrdanger> cover ups are harder to do than ever before
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but if they accidently nearly got a chinese aircraft
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and the chinese were all like fucking apologise cunts
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they might of hit that one 
10:00 <Floss> my dog is pushing me slowy off the bed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and easier to cover that up than start WWII 
10:00 <Floss> she wants the entire bed to herself
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was one report about it in the early part of the thing
11:00 <mrdanger> see Kim Jong Un is missing in action?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> is he?
11:00 <mrdanger> speculation of a coup
11:00 <mrdanger> by the generals
11:00 <Bastardly_One> link
11:00 <Floss> there is a lot going on in the world atm....
11:00 <Bastardly_One> his aunty runs the place you realise
11:00 <Floss> and im learning about waxing techniques...
11:00 <Floss> sigh
11:00 <mrgrumpy> mrdanger, probably the ones that want unification if it is true
11:00 <mrdanger> http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kim-jong-un-absence-fuels-rumors-health-problems-possible-coup/
11:00 <Bastardly_One> his dad's sister the general bitch
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what's her name?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she runs the place and he does what she says
12:00 <Bert187> V
12:00 <Bert187> Anti-terrorism bill: Federal police will gain the power to secretly search people's homes, enter through an innocent neighbour’s property and impersonate people, without having to notify the subjects of the warrant for six months or more.
12:00 <Bert187> phun
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been clear since day one he's had no idea
12:00 <Bert187> i chose to impersonate jesus
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but that bitch is gung ho
12:00 <Floss> someone get me a hot drink and rub my tummy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers mrdanger
13:00 <Bert187> ill get u preggars first Floss
13:00 <mrdanger> yeah the new laws getting passed under abbott are pretty fucked up
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll check that out in other sources
13:00 <mrgrumpy> FFS wouldnt it be simpler to just track those people buying large amounts of precursor chemicals, much the same way you have to show a licence to buy pseudophed (sp?)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was getting at before
13:00 <Bastardly_One> why is Australia buying into the shit?
14:00 <mrdanger> apathy mainly
14:00 <mrdanger> apathy and comfort
14:00 <Bastardly_One> do we need to belong that much? this government is the worst we've had in decades
14:00 <mrdanger> we're all good, we have clothes and houses and food, and a few luxuries
14:00 <Bert187> I DONT NEED UR VOTE TO RUN THIS COUNTRY
14:00 <mrdanger> so what do we care if the world gets raped
14:00 <Bert187> I DONT NEED UR VOTE TO RUN THIS WORLD
14:00 <mrdanger> and the freedoms of brown people also get raped
15:00 <mrdanger> when big brother is on, and there is food in the cupboard
15:00 <Bastardly_One> at least we agree on something
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think with 2013 being the year of exposes
15:00 <Bert187> BIGBROTHER IS REDICULOUS
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that people would be more a wake up by now 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but nup
16:00 <mrdanger> speaking of being comfortable and apathetic, its almost lunch time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking it's more cones and game time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh British^Meat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as when you get a PS4 you'll get this game ... one little touch you'll like
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the story comes through the controller speaker on the loading screens
18:00 <mrdanger> the controller speaker like never makes sound
18:00 <mrdanger> ever
18:00 <Bastardly_One> does in Shadow of Mordor
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tells story bits in the loading screens
18:00 <mrdanger> cool
19:00 <mrdanger> i have so much fucking homework to do
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and some in game sounds
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like forging something
19:00 <Bastardly_One> homework 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that last semester
19:00 <Bastardly_One> never did it ... that's why I failed
19:00 <British^Meat> probably wont tbh
20:00 <mrdanger> I have about 40 pages left to do on this website project
20:00 <mrdanger> and some other assignments
20:00 <British^Meat> possibly, just looks a bit too batmn vs assisins creed for me
20:00 <British^Meat> and i have both of those games
20:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, oh it's Batman (ish)
20:00 <British^Meat> and i know its silly, but the more people go on about a game, the less inclined i am to get it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no way AC thank fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get that I think 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> every website i go to is: destiny, shadows of mordor
21:00 <Bastardly_One> destiny sucks balls
21:00 <Bastardly_One> pew pew pew
21:00 <British^Meat> ikr
21:00 <Bastardly_One> with eye candy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> looks fucking boring
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wanted Halo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of got a fucking One
22:00 <mrdanger> watchdogs was probably the worst game ive played in years
22:00 <mrdanger> years and years
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 
22:00 <mrdanger> the story, writing, acting, graphics, gameplay
22:00 <mrdanger> it was all fucking horrible
22:00 <Bastardly_One> play AC IV
22:00 <British^Meat> yer, thats another one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> worse
22:00 <mrdanger> HORRIBLE
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Watch Dogs is passable 
22:00 <mrdanger> yeah, as in walk passable
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not say brilliant ... no way 
22:00 <British^Meat> was looking forward to watch dogs, then it got super hyped and reported on, turns out its just mediocre
22:00 <mrdanger> it was pathetic man
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's no AC IV crap
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's alright
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not brilliant
23:00 <mrdanger> I went from the last of us and far cry 3 on ps3, to watchdogs on ps4
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not terrible
23:00 <mrdanger> and it was so much worse
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a bit ... what's the word
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pointless
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh get the reboot of that man 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
23:00 <Bastardly_One> TLoU remastered
23:00 <mrdanger> British^Meat: I reckon its even less than mediocre
23:00 <Bastardly_One> got that with the PS4
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well worth it 
23:00 <British^Meat> yer probs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's just mediocre
24:00 <mrdanger> the last of us was brilliant
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've played worse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well imagine it on the PS4
24:00 <mrdanger> the last of us was the bst game i played since red dead
24:00 <Bastardly_One> with the DLC included
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well get it fuckin'
24:00 <mrdanger> I might play some COD or something
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still hopeless at it 
24:00 <mrdanger> all this ps talk
24:00 <Bastardly_One> even with the PS controller improvement
25:00 <mrdanger> I've got cod, battlefield, need for speed and watchdogs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 10/10 
25:00 <mrdanger> im too poor to buy more games
25:00 <Bastardly_One> best gme on the PS4 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you can find it for $50 in some places
25:00 <mrdanger> i was a bit fan of battlefield ps3 and didnt play much cod, on ps4 its all cod and have hardly touched battlefield
25:00 <mrdanger> not sure why
25:00 <British^Meat> TLOU is the most recent game ive played from start to finish
26:00 <British^Meat> And its another thing that puts me off of AAA titles, i just get over em too quickly
26:00 <mrdanger> everyone shut up about how much watchdogs sucks
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <mrdanger> pandas is here and he will get upset
26:00 <British^Meat> yer im done
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Watch Dogs on the PS4 though compared to the PS3?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> shits all over it 
26:00 <mrdanger> I had never played far cry 1 or 2, but I got far cry 3 and I was pleasantly surprised
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol idc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if 4 is gonna be all hype
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or really worth it 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> it should be great
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt in the trailer looks as gay and annoying as the one in 3 though
27:00 <mrdanger> I'll have to wait for my girlfirned to buy it for me, she got me the ps4 and all my games so far
27:00 <mrdanger> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fc2 is my fav
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sadly waiting for the PS4 version of GTA V
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 was fun but disorganized
28:00 <Bastardly_One> because I love playing that online
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin' sad about that!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how was it disorganised?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got rid of gta v on 360 to get it on xbone
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was checkpoint to checkpoint on the map really
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> the player wasn't encouraged to go from campaign point to campaign point
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Rockstar better not be lying about the changes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what else was there to do then?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather you could go anywhere, places you wouldnt go till later in the campaign, they said it themselves
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just drive around and shoot black dudes?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seemed pointless unless you did what it asked
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like going from mission to mission
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf else was I supposed to do in that game?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I enjoyed it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> unlock areas 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well duh
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I enjoyed it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the radio towers do that
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> except the nz accents
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they were meant to be african 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> askin' me to fix his car
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, lets make a game
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif im going to hold a repair tool instead of a BIG GUN
31:00 <Bastardly_One> where all you did is kill darkies
31:00 <Bastardly_One> when you think about it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that game was really racist
31:00 <Bastardly_One> only just considered that
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was all about killing islanders
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least you're Tibetan in the next one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah except I am hating the fact it's another Ubisoft title
32:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I don't think they make that games that great
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
33:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you getting that alien game today?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> got it
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I got Shadow of Mordor yesterday
33:00 <Bastardly_One> still haven't played it properly but it's good 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice i was waiting to hear that
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> might get it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> getting the remake of Sleeping Dogs on Tues
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, in the loading screens too it tells the story 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> on the controller speaker which is a nice touch
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but the game mechanics are really cool
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a bonus, loading screens are usually snorefests
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like if you don't kill an enemy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they get promoted in their own ranks
35:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like that 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they actually get rp points
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah and you can take over an enemy hey
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to at first
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i watched a few trailers and read up on it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> interogate them
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's easy but yeah ... good shit 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> am going to get into it at some stage this afternoon
37:00 <Bastardly_One> gives you no instructions and shit 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a new story between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and the opening is brutal as fuck
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what alien isolation is, between the first and second film
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bright to play, wait for night times ;)
39:00 <mrdanger> Im going to play watchdogs because its already in the ps4 lol
39:00 <mrdanger> so lazy
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <BM^MB> i ride
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have shit to do sometime this afternoon but fuck all 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... might as well play some games for a while first
41:00 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM12mcTEI88
41:00 <mrdanger> might be worth a watch
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck my housemate is a lazy cunt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wake up so I can play this game loud
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate "Im off tomorrow morning bruh!!"  me "are you overwhelmed with excitementz?"   mate "Still packingggg"  me "pack some condoms to give any guy that tries to rape you!"
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> luls
50:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this ghost elf is gonna annoy me 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten his name already
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> just name him Asshoil
57:00 <Floss> 280 words hooray
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> food mission soon I think
50:00 <British^Meat> wtf is a pommy shower?
50:00 <British^Meat> my wife just told me to have one
55:00 <devilish_angel> dioderant
56:00 <Serenity> ^
56:00 <Serenity> put some deoderant on lol
12:00 <mrdanger> almot 10% of homicide in nevada are by police 
12:00 <mrdanger> team america
33:00 <British^Meat> yer Serenity, she explained that after, i had just done 12k's, so i mightve been a bit wiffy
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you're fit
35:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
35:00 <BlackDevil> rub me
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> all over?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> or just your mangina?
35:00 <BlackDevil> where ever
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> no feet.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
37:00 <BlackDevil> southpark is on
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> butters <3
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is so beautifuls
40:00 <mrdanger> holy fuck
40:00 <mrdanger> the rage
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz ill stop ragin
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@ you last night
40:00 <BlackDevil> Bride killed by husband within hours of wedding found shot to death in young son's bedroom
40:00 <mrdanger> no, my rage, you fool
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did your best
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> congratulates mrdanger
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
40:00 <mrdanger> with skirmish?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> aka Unbeatable
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> aka Brave
40:00 <mrdanger> yeah, he's living in a dream world
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's with your rage?
41:00 <mrdanger> I just finished typing up a bit thing of minutes to send out, word froze, restarted with the original document
41:00 <Fez> Huh
41:00 <mrdanger> no copy of my minutes to be found
41:00 <mrdanger> cunt
41:00 <mrdanger> gotta do it again
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh that's burn computer time
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lose much?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> excuse moi I have a fly to murder.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now tis dead.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 I'll tell you what I think of alien game later on, waiting for dark to fall before playing 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting for lunch to settle
45:00 <Bastardly_One> then I might have a good game of SoM
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought a bucket of kfc for later bro LOL
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i figure nom n game = win
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did all my stuff so I can play unhindered actually
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been falling asleep like at 9 and shit
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im on hold with telstra to make sure they know I paid the bill so the fkers dont cap me
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's good
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> getting up early?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> too early
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow game just comes out and needs an update
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> those application updates aren't what they seem
49:00 <BlackDevil> watching her now PandasDontDrive?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like putting the game on your hard drive
50:00 <Bastardly_One> why they say "application update" I dunno
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we get the same shit on the PS4
50:00 <doctor> i'm trying to remember a song but I can't remember the name or how it goes. anyone know?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that was your mistake?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't mine ... I knew the song I was looking for
51:00 <doctor> you are of no help
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for by U2?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> geddit?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> (comic genius!)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you buddy!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am funny!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of funny
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in that old man funny
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> sup nigga
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing much ... wanna buy my ps3?
55:00 <Doodle> i have one
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was fucked?
55:00 <Doodle> only the bluray drive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so the way everything reads off disc on that thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucked 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> $250 ONO with a shitload of games
56:00 <Doodle> $120 to fix my ps3
56:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Doodle> and its not fucked, you can play games off the hdd fine
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ready to sell it really 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yet anyway
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally they pick up
57:00 <BlackDevil> lol utorrent just downloaded 50 items automatically
57:00 <BlackDevil> scary
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 you love u2?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not really 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> my x fiancees dad = biggest liverpool and u2 fan
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to be bearable
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea old stuff
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now days they can fuck right off
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool fans all suck except for me 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow when they pass that law to prosecute ppl with ripped movies n games n shit
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's gonna be FUCKED
58:00 <Bastardly_One> look at simba and couleurs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they're liverpool supporters
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the only decent one I've met 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i used to be big on football
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> not so much now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do have 2 old tops :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Fifa 15 on the PS4 is mental
59:00 <Bastardly_One> loving it 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1 green goalie jumper
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt fit now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1 white shirt
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> also doesnt fit now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh get fucked
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I still can't aim on the PS4
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anymore than I could on the PS3
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and the controller is improved
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> give it time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just shit 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's why with bf4 i set myself the challenge of increasing the sensitivity so im on 85 percent out of 100 now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's simple really
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and with the other sensitivity updates i fixed them high too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm meant to be shooting these orc things
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> o for 3rd person
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't take my finger off the button and wonder why it doesn't work
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> S
03:00 <Bastardly_One> H
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget ur not an fps guy like me lol soz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> T
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> T
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> N
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> G
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck fps
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what u get for flooding Doodle!>
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if he has any sense he's gone outside to enjoy the day
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty fucking nice here today
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid update taking ages, I figure I'll watch Alien and Alien 3
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> same it's swoit out, had a nice walk b4
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> on way back saw a group of aboriginal kids but they were all nicely dressed etc
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and polite
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeppers
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they must of robbed someone
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and sucking up so they didn't get busted
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt have to worry about them gang banging me for my vodka.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb Doodle, ps. don't flood. norti
06:00 <Doodle> eh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you might of gone out to enjoy the day
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the notice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep as I said
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> here goes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> half an hour of starting 
10:00 <Doodle> flooded it mate
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm finally starting Shadow of Mordor
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the start bit takes about 10 - 20 mins
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't cut through it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that opening start is fucking brutal
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just remembered i gotta pull out a g from bank today
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> can hand over cash for clothing order!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally update done
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck yeah
26:00 <Fez> Panda i need to get fat
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how we both got new games hahahahahaha ^5
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd love a fat Fez
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
26:00 <Fez> Hehe
27:00 <Fez> After u buy me a drink m8
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have two tall cans of carslberg and a bottle of Finnish vodka?
28:00 <Fez> Im spoilt
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nowai
29:00 <Fez> What game u get pandy?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 can you use ps4 eye to do codes instead of typing them in?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Alien: Isolation
30:00 <Fez> Never heard of it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> is sposed to be real good
30:00 <Fez> Ah yea
30:00 <Fez> I like drivin games most
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> love drivin games
30:00 <Fez> Neat
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho better at my mates just up the road
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has a full on sick setup for it
31:00 <Fez> Juiced?
32:00 <Fez> He got a wheel n shit?
34:00 <Fez> I wanna play 'Z' again
04:00 <Sherm> ooo op restriction mode? whats been happending
04:00 <matrix> Afternoon
04:00 <Sherm> hey matrix
04:00 <matrix> How are you
05:00 <Sherm> yeah average
05:00 <matrix> What's happening
06:00 <mrdanger> sherm: its always in op restriction mode
06:00 <Sherm> sfa - got solar panels installede this morn - and hour after they left noticed a dent in the car nerar the window
06:00 <Sherm> car is 6 months old
06:00 <mrdanger> lol
06:00 <mrdanger> sweet burn
07:00 <mrdanger> did they back in to it or whats the dealio
07:00 <Sherm> yeah thanks mrd - spoken to the boos and he gunna look into it 
07:00 <Sherm> nah looks like the dropped something off the roof and it hit the car on the way down 
07:00 <Sherm> boss*
07:00 <Sherm> gf heard a crunch as she was leaving this morning 
09:00 <mrdanger> so whats with the solar panels
09:00 <mrdanger> you some kind of dirty hippy?
10:00 <Sherm> lol nah - just trying to save a bit on money instead of chucking it all at the big companies
11:00 <mrdanger> yeah its a pretty good investment but the power companies are starting to fuck people on it
11:00 <Sherm> yeah i know
12:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo1tjBmwuXI
12:00 <Sherm> well thats my irc time done - time for tv and time to cook dinner
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fish - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts (Oct 8, 2014) 0:26 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views views - likes (96.6%), dislikes (3.4%)
13:00 <BlackDevil> arron
13:00 <mrdanger> double a mother fucker
13:00 <mrdanger> hahaha
13:00 <mrdanger> that was amusing
14:00 <mrdanger> dude on this tv show did 125 executions
14:00 <mrdanger> he's fucked up
14:00 <mrdanger> ptsd
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus christ man
15:00 <Fez> He was
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One i played a bit and got freaked the fuck out hahaha
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ptsd is fucked.
15:00 <matrix> Pandas you need to be straight when you play
16:00 <mrdanger> fucked up
16:00 <mrdanger> americas wonderful christian values, talking bout muslims being evil
17:00 <mrdanger> murdering people in the name of the law
17:00 <matrix> Almost all cultures do that
17:00 <mrdanger> matrix: how do you figure?
18:00 <matrix> Executions are a part of most histories
18:00 <mrdanger> how many executions are there in australia every year?
18:00 <matrix> And many present
18:00 <mrdanger> histories
18:00 <mrdanger> we're not talking about history
18:00 <matrix> Australia is one country man
18:00 <matrix> I said most cultures
18:00 <mrdanger> how many in scandanavian cultures?
18:00 <BlackDevil> australia is a prison country
18:00 <mrdanger> england?
18:00 <matrix> A lot in Australia want the death sentence back too if you believe the surveys
18:00 <mrdanger> pretty much the only country in the 'first world' that still murder people is america
19:00 <matrix> And what do you class as "first wprld"
19:00 <mrdanger> its not my definition, hence the quotation marks
19:00 <matrix> Some of the Muslim countries have more money than america 
19:00 <matrix> And many of them still have death sentences
19:00 <matrix> So do a few of the Asian ones
20:00 <mrdanger> most asian countries have the death penalty dont they?
20:00 <mrdanger> or are you talking about money
20:00 <matrix> English speaking countries are only a small part
20:00 <matrix> Actually now it is money as well
20:00 <mrdanger> my only point was actually in relation to the demonisation of islam
21:00 <matrix> The Muslim and Islamic faiths have had an unfair rap
21:00 <mrdanger> people are just hypocrites
21:00 <matrix> It's only the minority that are extreme
21:00 <matrix> And believe me I have seen plenty of extreme Americans too
21:00 <mrdanger> doesnt take long to forget the murders carried out in the name of christianity 
22:00 <mrdanger> shit, isreal is right in the middle of it
22:00 <matrix> Go back to Christ himself
22:00 <mrdanger> yet we're still upset at muslims
22:00 <matrix> Executed on a cross for religion
22:00 <matrix> The whole Christian faith is based on death
25:00 <matrix> Anyway.  That's my rant
25:00 <doctor> yeah christianity was the first to monopolize death into a full blown organised religion
28:00 <doctor> many jews - still today - don't believe in any form of afterlife
29:00 <matrix> Any other group doing what early Christians did get called a cult now and they are shunned, outlawed
30:00 <doctor> just as well
31:00 <matrix> Can't have another Christian religion
33:00 <doctor> I read some where that there are more christians are on the FBI terror watch list then there are muslims
33:00 <TheRon> even more jews
34:00 <doctor> everyone
34:00 <matrix> Most likely
37:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
37:00 <matrix> Who would want to be
41:00 <mrdanger> anyone planning on winning hte 40 million tonight?
41:00 <TheRon> not in it
51:00 <British^Meat> i'll take a cut if anyone does
51:00 <British^Meat> remember your good mate meat
55:00 <BlackDevil> ill cut you
55:00 <TheRon> anybody half cut?
01:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
04:00 <TheRon> it's a nice day for a white wedding
04:00 <matrix> I prefer a black wedding *insert evil laugh*
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lol 
08:00 <TheRon> and she's hungry like the wolf
08:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes she is
09:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody nice day
09:00 <matrix> It's got to be-eeee perfect. 
09:00 <matrix> Sorry had to throw a crap song in lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> hate that song :(
09:00 <FredFlinstone> you did indeed
10:00 <matrix> I don't know any good ones atm
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
10:00 <FredFlinstone> not an extensive library?
10:00 <matrix> I spent 6 months in a leaking boat.  
11:00 <matrix> Lol
11:00 <FredFlinstone> leaky
11:00 <matrix> Yeah I know I know.  I screwed that one up
12:00 <FredFlinstone> whats next?
12:00 <TheRon> enjoy the silence
12:00 <FredFlinstone> baa baa black sheep? lmao
12:00 <matrix> Oh crap
12:00 <TheRon> baa baa black sheep is the kiwi national anthem
13:00 <FredFlinstone> true
13:00 <FredFlinstone> they are all white after they have their way though
15:00 <Fez> Wat
15:00 <FredFlinstone> who
15:00 <FredFlinstone> where
15:00 <FredFlinstone> when
15:00 <TheRon> don't you forget about me
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt lie
16:00 <matrix> Would I lie to you. 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
16:00 <Fez> Blood red moon huh
16:00 <matrix> Last night apparently
16:00 <Fez> Didnt know my blood was an orangey colour
16:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes the eclipse
16:00 <matrix> They call it blood red
16:00 <Fez> But ok
17:00 <TheRon> total ecplipse of the heart??
17:00 <Fez> Whats blood?
17:00 <matrix> That green stuff inside your body Fez
17:00 <matrix> Lol
17:00 <matrix> Or is green blood just me
17:00 <Fez> A total ecplipse of the breasts :(
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <matrix> Oh no
17:00 <matrix> Don't want breasts eclipsing
17:00 <Fez> Note sadface
18:00 <matrix> That could be negative pleasure
18:00 <Lumeah> Aww
18:00 <matrix> Lol
18:00 <Lumeah> Cloudy breasts
18:00 <FredFlinstone> dinner?
18:00 <matrix> Lumeah  how are you
18:00 <Lumeah> Good thanks 
18:00 <matrix> Good to hear :-)
18:00 <Fez> Cloudy with a chance of breasts 
18:00 <Lumeah> Just havin rest stop
18:00 <Lumeah> Hehe 
19:00 <matrix> Yeah I am just talking shit lol
19:00 <Lumeah> Thats irc for ya
20:00 <matrix> Yup and boredom
21:00 <matrix> :-)
21:00 <matrix> You wish
21:00 <FredFlinstone> boring?
21:00 <TheRon> i still haven't found what i'm looking for
21:00 <FredFlinstone> we know
22:00 <matrix> Lol
22:00 <Lumeah> Apently not
22:00 <Lumeah> Apparently 
22:00 <matrix> You never will TheRon
22:00 <TheRon> nope
22:00 <matrix> I'm on my way from misery to happiness ......
22:00 <matrix> Oh another crap song lpl
23:00 <Lumeah> If ya have a old ute right.. Can ya take out the passenger seat and make that the driver seat? 
23:00 <matrix> Oh well
23:00 <Fez> My biological age is 72
24:00 <Fez> Im ok with that
24:00 <Lumeah> Mines 27
24:00 <matrix> Lumeah if it fits 
24:00 <TheRon> i'm hans moleman
24:00 <Lumeah> Its stuff attached 
24:00 <Lumeah> Got
24:00 <matrix> Hmmm might not work.   Depends.  Everything wpuld be backwards
25:00 <Lumeah> Yeah swap the back would stuff
25:00 <Lumeah> Backwards 
26:00 <Fez> So like
27:00 <TheRon> i guess you're just i needed
29:00 <matrix> Lumeah: can't hurt to try it
29:00 <Lumeah> Yeah 
29:00 <matrix> Can always swap it back if it doesn't work out
29:00 <Lumeah> Ta
29:00 <Lumeah> Bbl
29:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin bored as shit here
30:00 <FredFlinstone> too early for dinner
30:00 <Fez> Grab some breasts
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I iwsh!
30:00 <FredFlinstone> nice soft ones?
30:00 <British^Meat> its impossible to be bored and be on irc
30:00 <Fez> Dont.. and do
30:00 <TheRon> the wife doesnt let him
30:00 <FredFlinstone> and big
30:00 <Fez> Yes
31:00 <FredFlinstone> she isnt home yet
31:00 <matrix> Hmmm
31:00 <Fez> Aww man
31:00 <FredFlinstone> still at work
31:00 <matrix> I thought it was impossible to be on Irc and not be bored
31:00 <FredFlinstone> she only has one now
31:00 <TheRon> beers help
31:00 <FredFlinstone> have none
31:00 <matrix> Beer makes irc look good
32:00 <FredFlinstone> it does
32:00 <FredFlinstone> sort of
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I got a movie to watch later
32:00 <TheRon> irc is about an 8, about 9.5 in 4 beers time
32:00 <FredFlinstone> need to have dinner first but cbf lol
32:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
33:00 <FredFlinstone> have you tried the new crownie?
33:00 <TheRon> not yet
33:00 <FredFlinstone> me either
33:00 <FredFlinstone> might be ok
33:00 <FredFlinstone> pale ale
33:00 <matrix> Back later peeps
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh poops
34:00 <TheRon> just like carlton dry is ok?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> idk
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I have drunk that a few years ago
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cant remember really
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I didnt mind the cacade light
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cascade
35:00 <TheRon> ligght beer, whats that?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
35:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
35:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok if you are driving
36:00 <TheRon> i just don't drive
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lol me either
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> when ur here pm me
36:00 <FredFlinstone> might go to the Sandy on satdy to watch the races
36:00 <TheRon> get on?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno yet
37:00 <FredFlinstone> pick my winners tomorrow
37:00 <TheRon> quinella?
37:00 <TheRon> trifecta?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I take them
37:00 <FredFlinstone> sometimes the tri
37:00 <FredFlinstone> in the big races I take a tri
37:00 <TheRon> quinella is 5 yeah?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> so prolly satdy yes
37:00 <FredFlinstone> 2
38:00 <FredFlinstone> first two in any order
38:00 <TheRon> i thought quin was 5
38:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
38:00 <TheRon> damn
38:00 <FredFlinstone> quadrella is four winners
38:00 <TheRon> you mystery bet?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> yes with my mate when he comes
38:00 <FredFlinstone> we got a tri last week
38:00 <FredFlinstone> i mean the GF day
39:00 <FredFlinstone> mystery tri
39:00 <TheRon> did you bet on the first goal, norm smith?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> nope dont bet on the footy
39:00 <FredFlinstone> never have
40:00 <TheRon> cricket?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
40:00 <FredFlinstone> only horses
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I give my mate money for the pokies
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate them
40:00 <FredFlinstone> he is obseessed
40:00 <Doodle> enabler
41:00 <FredFlinstone> what sort of enabler?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> you missed 420
41:00 <TheRon> gamble responsibly 
41:00 <Doodle> clearly he has an addiction
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I do
41:00 <FredFlinstone> he doesnt
41:00 <FredFlinstone> true he has lol
41:00 <FredFlinstone> we have had some good wins
41:00 <TheRon> don't you want me baby
41:00 <FredFlinstone> what?
41:00 <TheRon> human league
41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh 
42:00 <Doodle> you should do what i do to the hordes of screaming women at my door and try saying no
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> also thats a lie
42:00 <Doodle> i'd say yes
42:00 <TheRon> was hordes or whores?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> if there were
42:00 <Doodle> either either
42:00 <FredFlinstone> one you would be happy with
42:00 <matrix> Screaming women telling you to put your clothes on don't count
42:00 <Doodle> slap a wig on a speak your weight machine and i'd be happy
43:00 <TheRon> 440 in queensland, is that close enough?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
43:00 <Doodle> yep
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
44:00 <FredFlinstone> whats on for the weekend up there TheRon?
44:00 <TheRon> bowls
44:00 <FredFlinstone> drinking and more drinking?
44:00 <TheRon> beers
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
44:00 <TheRon> watch some cricket
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
44:00 <FredFlinstone> whens that on
44:00 <TheRon> i assume channel nine is doing the domestic one dayers
44:00 <FredFlinstone> any sheila action planned?
45:00 <Fez> Bath on sunday
45:00 <TheRon> if a spend hours in the bath and wrinkle up
45:00 <Fez> Cricket on 90 tmw
45:00 <FredFlinstone> your once a monther Fez?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I get nauseous in the bath
45:00 <FredFlinstone> over heat
45:00 <Fez> Bathurst.
46:00 <TheRon> damn i hate bathurst
46:00 <Fez> Sunday
46:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
46:00 <Fez> Pff
46:00 <FredFlinstone> petrol heads
46:00 <FredFlinstone> its sickening
46:00 <TheRon> they grid gils with boobs don't they
46:00 <Fez> U like afl
46:00 <Fez> Explains it
46:00 <FredFlinstone> is that a statement?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> at least its a sport
47:00 <TheRon> fez take up lawn bowls
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes with his car
47:00 <TheRon> it's a tck in every box
47:00 <FredFlinstone> burn up the turf
48:00 <FredFlinstone> the bowls club is just across the road from me
48:00 <TheRon> join up
48:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
48:00 <FredFlinstone> its for dead people
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
48:00 <TheRon> oh carn
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
49:00 <FredFlinstone> they are friggin older than my gradfather
49:00 <Fez> Can smoke at both ends with no chance of doin a hammie
49:00 <TheRon> ace sandwiches
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont smoke
49:00 <Fez> Bees at genuine 1970's prices
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes they would be I used to get those at tennis
49:00 <TheRon> thats right
50:00 <FredFlinstone> if the women were older
50:00 <TheRon> $3 stubbies at some of the clubs
50:00 <FredFlinstone> thats good
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I would drink too much then
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mix drink with sport
50:00 <TheRon> i get drunk and start doing numbers
50:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
51:00 <FredFlinstone> so many guys used to get pissed after night tennis
51:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno how they did it
51:00 <FredFlinstone> and bbq's
51:00 <TheRon> i used to have cans while playing tennis
51:00 <FredFlinstone> after 10.30 ffs
51:00 <FredFlinstone> no way 
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt be able to hit a ball
51:00 <TheRon> it was hot and i was thirsty
52:00 <FredFlinstone> ever tried water?
52:00 <FredFlinstone> it works better
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <TheRon> bunninyong used to sink jim beam all arvo
52:00 <FredFlinstone> fark
52:00 <FredFlinstone> not that I like borbon anyway
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> whar be b1
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> playin teh game i asshoom
53:00 <TheRon> in reality i'd have a couple beers in between sets and a couple after the game
53:00 <FredFlinstone> and drive home?
53:00 <TheRon> i never drove i made sure of tat
53:00 <FredFlinstone> good
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and roll home!!
54:00 <TheRon> i'd bring a cooler bag
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
54:00 <FredFlinstone> farkin hell
54:00 <FredFlinstone> Ijust couldnt do it
54:00 <TheRon> this was towards the end of my tennis career
54:00 <TheRon> after a while i just didnt give a shit
54:00 <FredFlinstone> there is no end to a tennis career
54:00 <FredFlinstone> it goes forever
55:00 <TheRon> i switched to lawn bowls
55:00 <FredFlinstone> just at a differnet level
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I loved my tennis
55:00 <FredFlinstone> took up running lol
55:00 <TheRon> i'd won my premierships and won my league b&f by that stage
55:00 <FredFlinstone> same
56:00 <FredFlinstone> which surface you like the best?
56:00 <TheRon> the rubber
56:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwww
56:00 <FredFlinstone> we played mostly on en tout cas
56:00 <TheRon> well i grew up on asphalt
57:00 <FredFlinstone> but I loved when I played the tournaments and was on grass
57:00 <FredFlinstone> thats be horrible
57:00 <FredFlinstone> my wife and I played well togheter
57:00 <TheRon> i find the rubber good it just sits up
57:00 <FredFlinstone> too slow
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I like it coming fast
58:00 <FredFlinstone> the faster the better
58:00 <TheRon> in the lower grades they're impressed if you can hit topspin
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I know cos they cant play
58:00 <TheRon> yep
58:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
58:00 <FredFlinstone> aces by the dozen
59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh he can hit it anywhere lol
59:00 <TheRon> i used to make them jump
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
59:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
59:00 <FredFlinstone> any sort of spin
59:00 <FredFlinstone> and just to piss em off throw in some side spin hahahahahaha
59:00 <TheRon> it took me ages to learn the topspin backhand
59:00 <TheRon> i used to slice so much
59:00 <FredFlinstone> slice is accepatble
00:00 <FredFlinstone> its a great shot
00:00 <TheRon> i could get the slice at the shoelaces
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I could put my sliced return anywhere
01:00 <FredFlinstone> then the fuck head at the net would just look at it
01:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
01:00 <TheRon> the slice shot down the line
01:00 <FredFlinstone> not many know how to volley
01:00 <FredFlinstone> well you can hit that very late
01:00 <TheRon> i like people hitting with pace so i can volley back twice as fast
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
02:00 <FredFlinstone> its harder to make your own pace
02:00 <FredFlinstone> no need to do much
02:00 <FredFlinstone> just punch
02:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
02:00 <FredFlinstone> no
02:00 <matrix> Good :-)
02:00 <FredFlinstone> we just reliving our halycin days
02:00 <FredFlinstone> halcyon
03:00 <TheRon> forcing people back from the net, swapping sides and putting in a little drop volley
03:00 <matrix> Fairs enough
03:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lobs
03:00 <FredFlinstone> not many can smash 
03:00 <TheRon> my aim with the smash was to put it over the fence
03:00 <FredFlinstone> on the full?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahaha
04:00 <TheRon> no numnuts
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a mate who did that
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and volleys
04:00 <FredFlinstone> over the fence from his toes omfg soo funny it was
04:00 <FredFlinstone> bash!
04:00 <FredFlinstone> swing
04:00 <FredFlinstone> bigggggggg swing
04:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
05:00 <FredFlinstone> Bill the dill
05:00 <Picard> FredFlinstone
05:00 <FredFlinstone> not this fuck head again
05:00 <Picard> dont be so hard on yaself
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I am off 
06:00 <British^Meat> lol, great time to leave
06:00 <TheRon> he's off like a jewish foreskin
07:00 <Fez> Breasts
07:00 <TheRon> yes please
07:00 <Fez> Off like jolies tits
07:00 <Fez> Too soon?
07:00 <Picard> TheRon your thoughts on collingwood and beams?
08:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
08:00 <TheRon> beams' dad is sick, don't be arseholes collingwood
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard you're on early dad
08:00 <matrix> But there is no loyalty anywhere now
08:00 <Picard> yeah i agree TheRon
09:00 <Picard> collingwood are cunts
09:00 <Picard> matrix whats up?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> matrix that's bullshit
09:00 <matrix> Players and clubs alike have no loyalty
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have loyalty for my penis.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> it plays every game straight and hard
09:00 <matrix> Pandas. Difference is Noone else wants your penis lol
09:00 <Picard> i dont think players should show loyalty when the club doesnt
09:00 <TheRon> your penis plays with a straight bat?
09:00 <matrix> Picard how many players show loyalty now???
10:00 <matrix> I think Collingwood are arses for what they did sure
10:00 <matrix> But players have no club loyalty either.  They run to the biggest dollar
10:00 <TheRon> collingwood wants 2 first rounders and an established talent
11:00 <TheRon> if a truckload of cash gts parked at a players house, what's he to do??
12:00 <matrix> Exactly TheRon
12:00 <matrix> But can't expect a club to be loyal when players aren't
12:00 <matrix> Clubs want the best players
12:00 <matrix> Players want the most money
12:00 <matrix> Not like the old days
14:00 <TheRon> you wanna make her suicide blonde
15:00 <matrix> I had my own suicide blonde once
15:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> look at simba and couleurs - fifa kingz?
15:00 <matrix> And I miss her like crazy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi 
16:00 <matrix> Howdy bastard one
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't played that in 24hrs
16:00 <TheRon> anyone playing with everton???
16:00 <matrix> +ly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck everton
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing with Liverpool
16:00 <TheRon> everton rule
16:00 <simba> are you still playing two button like a thirteen year old
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's fucking hard on pro
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but
16:00 <simba> ur a disgrace
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing Shadow of Mordor right now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that game rules
17:00 <TheRon> sounds neerdy
17:00 <simba> how can u buy a playstation 4 to play 2 button
17:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> still hard on pro
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> NES Settings please
17:00 <matrix> Bbl beautiful people
17:00 <matrix> And b1
17:00 <matrix> :-P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
18:00 <simba> i imagine that restricting a technical game to two button controls would make it harder
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame you for that
18:00 <simba> youre too limited
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned my PS off
18:00 <matrix> Lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than removed the disc
18:00 <matrix> Back to the start for you
18:00 <simba> what a setback
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
18:00 <TheRon> anybody see any nice tops on chicks today??
18:00 <matrix> But bye peeps
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I feel like playing fifa for a little bit
19:00 <simba> no just a nice skirt or 2
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no talent out this morning TheRon
19:00 <TheRon> nice
19:00 <TheRon> who wears short skirts?
19:00 <simba> receptionists !
19:00 <matrix> The fat ones with chunky legs ......
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I somehow fucked up a save delete rather stoned
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and have to play Tottenham again
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ripped off!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that was hard enough the first time fuckin'
20:00 <matrix> You love it b1
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not when I injured half the team in the wet I don't
20:00 <simba> wtf https://33.media.tumblr.com/66762b65342090f7069d7d8443d9d29f/tumblr_nc8lfx0Vzr1su8rnho1_r2_400.gif
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but on that note ... they're not gonna be injured 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like cheating
21:00 <Bastardly_One> never did it on purpose
21:00 <TheRon> simba please some of us are trying to eat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do you ever play in away colours?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that hurts your eyes when staring at the screen stoned
23:00 <TheRon> ever watched iggle piggle when stoned?
23:00 <simba> yes
23:00 <matrix> Oh god
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yes to which?
23:00 <TheRon> good shit?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <matrix> That show is off its nut when you are straight
24:00 <TheRon> young nephews and nieces
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone sees couleurs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> my PS4 broke :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but I bet he wants to play as always
26:00 <matrix> Play him and have your way
26:00 <matrix> :-P
26:00 <matrix> Right this time I am really gone
26:00 <matrix> Ciao all
26:00 <simba> only the snow hurts my eyes the yellow kit is fine
27:00 <simba> i randomly beat arsenal 8-3 last night
27:00 <simba> 8
27:00 <TheRon> roam if you want to
27:00 <simba> would u care for a yellow snowcone :~)
28:00 <TheRon> does the victory win tomorrow night?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> haven
28:00 <Bastardly_One> t
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key ... haven't played in snow yet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna start to a loss against WSW
29:00 <TheRon> in melb?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on SBS though so I'll watch
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, bet we lose
29:00 <Bastardly_One> something nil ... something 1 at the most
29:00 <simba> hack the planet!!!!!!
30:00 <TheRon> how many flares and how many getting arrested?
30:00 <simba> more flares at a local west adelaide game re
30:00 <simba> 12,0HELLAS
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> same as the league over here besides a league
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say Hellas are trouble over here too
31:00 <TheRon> do people just gte bored??
31:00 <simba> there are still probably more people that care about south melbournne and all them
31:00 <simba> over the a league shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Sth Melb Hellas 4 lyfe m8
31:00 <TheRon> you angry over the disbanding of the nsl?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you skippehs know nothing
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is the usual cry
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this country needs to either get serious about futball
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or give the fuck up
32:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
33:00 <simba> a league franchises are p gay
33:00 <simba> they just wanted to get the ethnicity out of the clubs
33:00 <simba> create generic stuff like Victory
33:00 <TheRon> so simba you want no league getting exposure?
33:00 <simba> ?
34:00 <TheRon> no aussie league getting on telly
34:00 <simba> idc really
34:00 <simba> doesnt bother me
34:00 <TheRon> so send your talented kids to england to develop?
35:00 <simba> i dont have kids!!
35:00 <simba> but yeah thats what people do
35:00 <simba> if they think their kid has a shot
35:00 <simba> my brother is in italy right now..
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hey you know what I just discovered?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> if you hit the touch bad in a match
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it goes to an overhead view of the ground
35:00 <Bastardly_One> handy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you already knew that
36:00 <simba> it changes u to the keeper i think
36:00 <simba> i accidentally did it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but overhead
36:00 <simba> bird shit cam
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not first person 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> heh yeah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the fucking voice operations
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes pick up on Balotelli
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and think I want to change to tele view
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pisses me off
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> what do you use
37:00 <simba> im tele broadcadst
37:00 <simba> balo trele
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the default one
37:00 <simba> balo tele
37:00 <Floss> telly tubby
37:00 <simba> king tubby
37:00 <Bastardly_One> man, if he had the speed of Danny
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be fucking amazing
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
37:00 <simba> he got distance shooting 2 make up, ive smashed the post a few times
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> alien isolation
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> is good
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I think Sturridge still has the it factor
38:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... yeah true
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and not to argue with you
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ign didnt hate it
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl complained it's long
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fkn awesome man, so far.
38:00 <Floss> thats what she said
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit I got one outside the box I thought I had no chance with so true simba
38:00 <TheRon> king tubby taylor
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was a whore!
38:00 <simba> fiffer!!!!
39:00 <TheRon> a whore?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if the light thing goes green if you like play
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Yeoville City
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't checked out the smaller clubs that are meant to have all their stadiums and songs and shit 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I read
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i've been on mic to three dudes today have the game
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and they all say it sucks?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> one has played through it all thinks its 7 10
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> one thinks 6 10
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> other is like me hasnt played the campaign
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah man
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so far that's shit
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> IGN didnt say it sucks
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 and 7 out of 10
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a game has to be 8 to be average
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> these are fps gamers
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> not fps strategy gamers.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> even more of a gauge
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> but IGN didnt hate it
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you said
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they didn't like it either
41:00 <TheRon> do strategy gamers fap?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> it received mostly fav reviews irl
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> bullshit they didnt
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I played through two dlcs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been somewhere else I read 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it those were fkn sick.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, didn't seem that good to me 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is..
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> just dont get it right away
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait for prices to drop
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> like christmas clearance
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so in other words it is crap
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not worth full price
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah it is
42:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's either worth getting now
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ino its not ur type of game
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fps
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fair
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> but strategy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah got ya 
43:00 <TheRon> doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of lovin' you
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what I meant sorry man
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same with you and Shadow of Mordor then
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a slack 'em RPG
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'll be my first slashy rpg in ages
43:00 <Bastardly_One> slack 'em?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> slash 'em
43:00 <Maurice> What crap are you on about
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, get it then
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> slash n hack
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> watev
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love em
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's on about Alien Isolation
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> depends on the game
43:00 <TheRon> maurice?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm on about Shadow of Mordor
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and hi
44:00 <Maurice> Ahh
44:00 <TheRon> games with boobs i might be interested
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean PS3 games were 80 on new release
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and for $80 this is good value
45:00 <Maurice> I got Cam Drive Club today
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know what that's like in terms of being able to play by yourself
45:00 <Bastardly_One> heard it relies on others a fair bit
45:00 <TheRon> whats that?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I want it like now
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for assassin's creed unity
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> a total rework of the gameplay
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> with real parkour dudes used to capture the moves
46:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... even pirates in IV hasn't done it for me
46:00 <TheRon> don't change for you, don't change a thing for me
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> every move pulled off in the game, in sequence can be done irl
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so AC can get fucked
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah man
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> pirates
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt part of this
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking for a review of drive club now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying all AC can get fucked
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> this team has been working on this game UNITY seens Brotherhood
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
47:00 <TheRon> whats the first rule of drive club???
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> had nothing to do with ac4
47:00 <simba> are you a part of the Drive Club
47:00 <simba> ?
47:00 <TheRon> don't talk about drive club!!!!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> or ac3
47:00 <simba> Driving Game
47:00 <TheRon> whats the second rule of drive club???
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 you really gotta read up on the stuff to know what's going on
47:00 <Maurice> The first rule of Drive Club is take the handbrake off
47:00 <simba> im gonna play some Realistic Football Simulator 2015
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> not saying you don't
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> but when i'm into something i check it all out
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it only got 7.9 on ign
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this game has been in the making for yrs.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk ratings, you rate a game urself.
48:00 <simba> i agree with that !!!!!!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a fuck about AC shut up
48:00 <simba> once u own the game u r the reviewer
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah true but IGN and I usually agree 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> RYSE son of rome i could say is shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but though it was rushed from 360 to ONE it's an ok game I don't want to trade or sell
49:00 <Bastardly_One> still sounds fun
49:00 <Bastardly_One> as I'm reading it
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fun hack'n'slashing
49:00 <simba> yibbidi yibbida folks
49:00 <TheRon> is the fat lady singing?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> thassal
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba did uno that porky pig was the first pig to give ribs to Jesus
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> inorite
50:00 <simba> i heard a rumor Jesus used to remove his two lower ribs to suck his own dick.....
50:00 <TheRon> is it black as a black dogs guts?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the only thing that seems bad with Drive Club is needing other friends to play with
51:00 <TheRon> peter gabriel - sledgehammer
52:00 <TheRon> let me be a sledgehammer
53:00 <TheRon> simba hows the patty ryder thing going??
56:00 <TheRon> i can't get to sleep, i think about implications, of diving in too deep..........
56:00 <simba> itll be alright in the end 
56:00 <simba> im not following too deep because its just a circus atm
56:00 <TheRon> they can't call him a free agent and get a comp pick
56:00 <simba> they denied a straight swap and want to go through more complications?
57:00 <TheRon> that was never gonna fly
57:00 <simba> so lol at them
57:00 <TheRon> essendon want gorringe
57:00 <simba> its funny seeing a football style transfer window come to the afl and watching people go mental..
58:00 <simba> essendon fans in particular seem to have lost their minds
58:00 <TheRon> what do you think about collingwood being arseholes and not letting beams go and be with his dad
00:00 <simba> brisbane should offer a player 
00:00 <simba> try and get him but not too hard
00:00 <TheRon> maguire?
00:00 <simba> lol yea
00:00 <simba> thats be hilariouse
00:00 <TheRon> doesn't patful wanna leave anyway?
01:00 <simba> afl has gone proper mental 
02:00 <simba> id like 2 get greenwood
02:00 <TheRon> three way, clark to the cats, lumumba to the dees, varcoe to collingwood
02:00 <simba> not see him go 2 stinkwood
02:00 <simba> varcoe is cool 
02:00 <TheRon> i love him
03:00 <TheRon> 2011 grand final he was awesome
03:00 <simba> lonergan not a fan of getting clark ?
04:00 <TheRon> dunno, linked to the bulldogs apparently
04:00 <TheRon> 3 years 1.5 million
04:00 <TheRon> he is 30
04:00 <simba> y would they do that
05:00 <TheRon> roughead is ok isn't he?
05:00 <simba> the hawks 1?
05:00 <simba> he owns
05:00 <TheRon> jordan not so much
05:00 <simba> prob not
06:00 <TheRon> bulldogs probably play lonergan at full forward
07:00 <simba> whos gonna be their new captain
07:00 <simba> no 1
07:00 <TheRon> libba
08:00 <TheRon> i don't blame griffen
08:00 <TheRon> but gws??
09:00 <TheRon> if griffen was serious he'd take a pay cu and goto a contender
11:00 <simba> yea
11:00 <simba> like PAFC
11:00 <simba> poor cooney
11:00 <simba> ok time 2 fifa
12:00 <TheRon> fuck fifa
15:00 <Digerati> yo
15:00 <TheRon> madonna - lucky star
16:00 <TheRon> what time is this eclipse?
16:00 <Digerati> madonna is a fat ugly whore
16:00 <TheRon> fat?
16:00 <Digerati> yup
16:00 <Digerati> fat
17:00 <TheRon> rosie o'donnell fat?
17:00 <[Maverick]> eclipse was last night 
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <Digerati> hehe
17:00 <Digerati> you missed out
17:00 <[Maverick]> LOL... you know what's a good sandwich? 
17:00 <Digerati> i posted a link lastnight mate
17:00 <Digerati> live link from our uni
17:00 <[Maverick]> john candy, roseanne and tom arnold 
18:00 <TheRon> where does it start, where does it end
18:00 <Digerati> it never ends
18:00 <Digerati> and it never started
18:00 <Digerati> it has always been
19:00 <Digerati> you just imagine it to be as you seem
20:00 <TheRon> Digerati: do you fuck on first dates?
23:00 <Digerati> my uncle is dying
23:00 <Digerati> fuck this
23:00 <Digerati> my dads brother
24:00 <TheRon> damn
24:00 <Digerati> fucking hell, i can fly to sydney
24:00 <Digerati> he lives there
24:00 <Digerati> but i can't handle my cousins
24:00 <Digerati> dumb bastards
24:00 <TheRon> michael jackson - beat it
27:00 <Digerati> beat the meat
27:00 <Digerati> stroke the choke
27:00 <Digerati> pound the flounder
27:00 <TheRon> give yourself a really good seeing to
28:00 <Digerati> i'd like to fuck my bitch cousin for putting my uncle in a aged home away from his wife, she is a bitch my cousin
29:00 <TheRon> nice
29:00 <Digerati> holy fuck
29:00 <Digerati> she is 10 years older than me
29:00 <Serenity> you want to fuck your cousin because shes a bitch?
29:00 <Digerati> no
29:00 <TheRon> issues much
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this idiot
29:00 <Digerati> just issues
29:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have issues
30:00 <Digerati> bs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you have full subscriptions
30:00 <Digerati> you don't
30:00 <Serenity> [4:29pm] <Digerati> i'd like to fuck my bitch cousin for putting my uncle in a aged home away from his wife, she is a bitch my cousin
30:00 <Serenity> [4:29pm] <Digerati> i'd like to fuck my bitch cousin for putting my uncle in a aged home away from his wife, she is a bitch my cousin
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have issues you have full subscriptions ... you're mental
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up sicko
30:00 <TheRon> legal in tasmania
30:00 <Serenity> hes mental
31:00 <Digerati> was joking
31:00 <Digerati> fucking relax
31:00 <Serenity> sure
31:00 <Digerati> i aint a sicko
31:00 <Digerati> ffs
31:00 <Digerati> i am just pissed off
31:00 <TheRon> you ain't a tasmanian?
31:00 <Serenity> [4:29pm] <Digerati> i'd like to fuck my bitch cousin for putting my uncle in a aged home away from his wife, she is a bitch my cousin
31:00 <Digerati> nah :)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how about instead of being pissed off
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you piss off
31:00 <Serenity> you dont know why she put him in a home, maybe he was too much for people to look after
32:00 <Serenity> maybe he was dangerous
32:00 <Digerati> i don't know
32:00 <Digerati> spose your right
32:00 <Digerati> i was told he was agressive
32:00 <Digerati> and dementia, so they say
32:00 <Serenity> there you go
32:00 <Serenity> and old person who has dementia and is aggressive is dangerous
33:00 <Serenity> and needs to be in a home
33:00 <[Maverick]> yep 
33:00 <[Maverick]> home for them 
33:00 <Digerati> but taking him away from his wife probably made him agressive ?
33:00 <Serenity> i doubt he even realises
33:00 <Digerati> prolly, he is 89
34:00 <Digerati> feel sorry for my cousin, he is a good man
34:00 <Serenity> people with dementia are prone to attacks of violence. i wouldnt want to be dealing with that and its harmful for his wife
35:00 <Digerati> thnx, learning about the psychological side of it now
35:00 <Digerati> thank fuck it aint alzheimers or shit like that
35:00 <Digerati> pet or mri would show it right ?
36:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
36:00 <Digerati> dunno
36:00 <Digerati> fuck it...
36:00 <Digerati> i can't be fucked going to sydney tonight
36:00 <Digerati> was in adelaide yesterday all day
36:00 <Serenity> dementia is the symptom of a disease so theres something else causing it
36:00 <Serenity> Alzheimer's disease etc
36:00 <Digerati> ag right
37:00 <Digerati> ah
37:00 <Digerati> thank fuck my dad and mum never had that
38:00 <Digerati> dad died at home under government care, private doctors and nurses for advanced pallitative care at hom
38:00 <Digerati> i didn't mind hospice
38:00 <Digerati> mum died at hospital last month
38:00 <TheRon> good rimes!
38:00 <TheRon> times
39:00 <Digerati> only 2 weeks in hospital she was :), had the same care as my dad
39:00 <Digerati> and yeah, sad
39:00 <Digerati> but she didn't die in tears, smile on her face
40:00 <Digerati> same as my dad
40:00 <Digerati> good life
41:00 <Digerati> old age is a miracle in itself, i seen too many young peope i know die to soon
42:00 <Digerati> my niece died at 11 years old
42:00 <Picard> Sara-H is a bot
42:00 <Digerati> it's a freaked out world
43:00 <Digerati> PandasDontDrive !
44:00 <Digerati> i would love to know how to tranfer files from pc to xbox
44:00 <Digerati> movies and shit
51:00 <Picard> porn?
51:00 <Digerati> no thnx
51:00 <Picard> anal sex?
51:00 <Digerati> do you know how to pc to xbox ?
52:00 <Digerati> i bet you dont
52:00 <Serenity> use xbmc you crazy old coot
54:00 <zaim> Sara-H spam bot
54:00 <zaim> on joint /msg'd me
55:00 <Serenity> ahhh
55:00 <Serenity> picard said that too
56:00 <zaim> asif you had to see for yourself.. dont you trust me :<
56:00 <zaim> :P
56:00 <Serenity> ahh you know doing my opping duties properly :P
57:00 <zaim> fair nuff. i wont tell you how to do your job
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> "My dick, larger than the Chargers, the whole team your dick look like you're fourteen!"
03:00 <Picard> so u do fuck all when i said it
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, how's the divorce mate?
04:00 <Picard> if only
04:00 <Picard> fuck divorce
04:00 <Picard> cost me way to much
04:00 <Skirmish> Found out the mrs is banging someone else have you PIcard? 
05:00 <Picard> yeah, a whole football team
05:00 <Picard> reserves include
05:00 <MysteriousShado> No, she's going to leave him for ignoring her for IRC on their anniversary celebrations night.
05:00 <Skirmish> ha ha ha ha
06:00 <Skirmish> She was probably sending topless pics to her lovers on snapchat whilst he was being a cock on irc. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Picard: The fact that after nearly a quarter of a decade of being unhappy and unsatisfied with you drove your wife to be a raging whore for some attention wouldn't surprise me at all.
07:00 <Skirmish> Sorry, quarter of a century. 
07:00 <stebie> hi u
07:00 <matrix> Evening
08:00 <Skirmish> How you doin' old man river? 
08:00 <zaim> hey there qt
08:00 <zaim> howaya
08:00 <matrix> Can't complain too much
08:00 <zaim> so complain a bit then
09:00 <stebie> i'm okie, how are you?
09:00 <Digerati> zaim, giasou
09:00 <zaim> not bad dear
09:00 <stebie> :x
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I slept with stebie once
09:00 <zaim> remind me who u are Digerati?
09:00 <Digerati> stebie matey
09:00 <stebie> sup
09:00 <Digerati> how are you ?
09:00 <matrix> Hey stebster
09:00 <Digerati> long time no see
09:00 <stebie> time to get drunk
09:00 <Digerati> stebie lay off it man
09:00 <zaim> dwunk
09:00 <Digerati> it done me bad
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzYRo9j7YM&noredirect=1
09:00 <Digerati> bro
09:00 <matrix> Hell yeah 
09:00 <stebie> that's your issue
09:00 <Digerati> stebie, not to much champ
10:00 <Digerati> stebie, speaking as a brother mate
10:00 <Digerati> as a friend
10:00 <Digerati> no offence
10:00 <stebie> ^_^
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ol' Man River - William Warfield and MGM chorus(Showboat) (Mar 18, 2011) 5:16 - Category: Film & Animation - 634,222 views - likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%)
10:00 <stebie> i don't need a lecture, just more liquor
10:00 <matrix> Stebie never goes overboard 
10:00 <stebie> stebie is so suave
10:00 <Digerati> i got cirhhosis from the shit, remember the early 2000's when i was funny and being drunk ?
10:00 <matrix> Lol
10:00 <Digerati> it aint fun anymore man :)
11:00 <matrix> Night all
11:00 <stebie> gnight o/
11:00 <Skirmish> Another night of Digerati nonsense. YAY! 
11:00 <Digerati> anyway, nice to see you stebie
11:00 <matrix> Skirmy yoh won't have my nonsense at least
11:00 <matrix> Lol
11:00 <matrix> ;-)
12:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... you are one of "those" people matrix. 
12:00 <Skirmish> The ones that say goodnight, and then hang around.
13:00 <Digerati> hehe
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> now now Skirmish
13:00 <Digerati> i love c--t
13:00 <Skirmish> Who watched the interview on lateline last night with the Habibdejib guy that was being interviewed by Emma? 
13:00 <Digerati> chat chat chat
13:00 <stebie> Skirmish, ignore is only a /command away
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> mrdanger did quite the job of putting you in your place last night
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> love your new nick meaning Unbeatable and Brave.
14:00 <Digerati> can't wait till i am able to move to QLD
14:00 <Skirmish> stebie: Then you have to put up with seeing half a conversation.  I say to you good sir, that /ban is only a command away. 
14:00 <Digerati> get out of shitty melbourne
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> see stebie
14:00 <Digerati> i was born in melbourne, and hate it now
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I tried to say
14:00 <Digerati> it aint like it used to be melbourne
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> put the rules in place
15:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: mrdanger put me in my place?  I don't think I was on the same trips as you mate because we seen different things. 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> or we just argue.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish, the majority agreed.
15:00 <Digerati> skirmish, u score lsd ?
15:00 <Skirmish> If the rules were in place you would be perm ban for your death threats PandasDontDrive. 
15:00 <Digerati> i wnt sum
15:00 <stebie> Skirmish, it is indeed, but no-one's doing anything wrong
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> You can't say that you won't know what your child is up to -at all times- when you're not there.
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Cheese.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> simple.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> CHEEZ
16:00 <MysteriousShado> ASL>!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> luv u babz
16:00 <Digerati> stebie, if you can score acid, you are my god
16:00 <stebie> sup fgt Shado?
16:00 <MysteriousShado> ?!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> asl?
16:00 <Skirmish> stebie: I think we need a round table discussion on the emphasis on right/wrong and engagement within the austnet community. 
16:00 <stebie> Digerati, drugs are bad
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont let stebbie crackz onto u
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Not much stebie, resting.. U?
16:00 <Digerati> damn
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> he just wants to steal u from me!
16:00 <MysteriousShado> stebie is the #melbourne whore.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> whore~!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait, I love whores
17:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, same man
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Works doing my head in
17:00 <MysteriousShado> They keep ripping me off
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Cunts.
17:00 <Digerati> fuck work
17:00 <Digerati> who needs it
18:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, gonna look for something else?
18:00 <Skirmish> That's no good MysteriousShado.  Is there any chance to take them on about it without them just getting rid of you?
18:00 <Digerati> burp
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Sure am stebie.
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Skirmish, unlikely.
18:00 <Skirmish> What kind of work do you do? 
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Most likely gonna chuck it in very soon.
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Courier.
18:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok.  Small operator or a large company? 
19:00 <stebie> i thought that'd be a cool job
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Mid-sized.
19:00 <MysteriousShado> It is stebie, you see places you wouldn't usually go/be allowed in.
19:00 <Skirmish> The guys I deal with sometimes say it's an ace job if you can get the right employer stebie. 
19:00 <MysteriousShado> But I'm just with an arsehole of a setup.
19:00 <Skirmish> A lot of smaller businesses just rip their employees off because they can always find someone else to drive a van.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> MysteriousShado I lost a poop
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and put it under my pillow
19:00 <stebie> i wouldn't mind be a bicycle courier
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and uh, you didnt show up to collect it..
19:00 <MysteriousShado> PandasDontDrive, bend over and you'll find it. ;)
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU PUT IT BACK! 
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Fuck bikes man
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> haw haw good game, good game.
20:00 <MysteriousShado> They are what's costing me.
20:00 <MysteriousShado> I keep getting sent bike jobs...
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> what you doin for work now man?
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Courier.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> not drivin?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> moved on
20:00 <Skirmish> stebie: See, this is what I mean.  An intelligent conversation starts and you have panda shitting under his pillow.  It's moronic.  A minimum standard of intellect should be required to engage in some channels. 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> how long you been doin that for man?
21:00 <Skirmish> Let them go to #cats if they want to shit in their beds and laugh about it amongst themselves. 
21:00 <MysteriousShado> A while now heh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu about intelligent conversations Skirmish.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> find this job more rewarding?
21:00 <stebie> Skirmish, i agree to an extent, but they're not inconveniencing the majority and you can /ignore if desired and it's no longer a problem
23:00 <Digerati> http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/australian-commandos-expected-to-work-with-iraqi-special-forces-against-islamic-state/ar-BB891rg
23:00 <MysteriousShado> It would be more rewarding if they didn't rip me.
23:00 <stebie> pew pew
23:00 <Skirmish> I see the ignore function as more of a tool in so far as preventing flooding and abuse via PM.  I use it on picard and his timers quite often. To use it in a main channel though is an inconvenience in that you see half conversations.  It makes it harder for the average user to keep up.
23:00 <MysteriousShado> Go the commandos.
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Own those terrorist fucks.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
24:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: I hope we do not lose any commandos in this useless attempt. 
24:00 <Digerati> A man whose Detroit home has been on the market for a number of months has offered to forego a cash payment for the property in exchange for an iPhone 6. http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/man-wants-to-trade-home-for-iphone-6/ar-BB85MDd
24:00 <MysteriousShado> As do I Skirmish.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> as do I, he said
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> as
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> do
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> third eye.
25:00 <MysteriousShado> They are well trained.. I'm sure they can look after themselves.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom
25:00 <Skirmish> Without a serious intervention with ground forces, there will be no change in the balance in Iraq and Syria. 
25:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, well trained or not, we're on their turf
25:00 <stebie> home team advantage, etc.
25:00 <MysteriousShado> This is true.
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave Syria and Iraq at your desk man
26:00 <Digerati> http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/10/09/14/15/cop-accused-of-robbing-man-and-macing-sister
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> it doesn't affect us
26:00 <Skirmish> We are also 400 Special forces troops against many thousands of isis. 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in the long run.
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ISIL
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> not ISIS
26:00 <Skirmish> This isn't a Chuck Norris movie or the expendables. 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry to CORRECT you
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> IS or ISIL.
26:00 <Skirmish> No, is it in fact ISIS, but you can call them monkeys for all I care. 
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Did you hear someone named their kid ISIS.
27:00 <MysteriousShado> And she gets bullied now thanks to this situation.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop typing "in fact"
27:00 <Rak> she's 8 and was already named isis
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> either deserves an explanation or says nothing.
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's ISIL or IS.
27:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: There is absolutely nothing that could even make me contemplate taking anything you say seriously.  You are a maggot of a human being and not worth any consideration.  The end. 
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Some say ISIS, some say ISIL
27:00 <MysteriousShado> I just call them terrorist fucks personally.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> how many twenty dollar words can you waste
28:00 <stebie> ^
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> to form a sentence, Skirmish
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
28:00 <stebie> a terrorist's a terrorist
28:00 <Skirmish> THE.END.
28:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
28:00 <MysteriousShado> couleurs, asl?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a maggot, etc., in your opinion
28:00 <stebie> Skirmish and PandasDontDrive, put each other on ignore OR don't address each other or refer to the other in here
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yet, you're someone that claims to be open minded..
29:00 <Skirmish> stebie: Unfortunately with the new terror laws ready to be passed, a terrorist can be any australia that incites fear through an act.  We're following the americans far too closely. 
29:00 <couleurs> 13/m/hong kong
29:00 <couleurs> n u
29:00 <MysteriousShado> That's hot
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> my opinion doesn't count, in your words
29:00 <MysteriousShado> 12 f corio.
29:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive, enough, take it to pm
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes you some-what as stupid as the people you dislike.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk stebie.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I won't, I'm done.
29:00 <couleurs> u beautey geelong m8 get a dog up ya
30:00 <stebie> cool nickname, pity
30:00 <stebie> not
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides yo he won't chat in pm
30:00 <couleurs> agreed.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's getting dark couleurs!!
30:00 <couleurs> like a niger
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea without teeth
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> :o
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> got new alien game to play at midnight
31:00 <Skirmish> The U.S. officially calls it "ISIL" — the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant; so, too, does Britain. France has settled on “Daesh,” a common Arabic name for the group, whereas the U.N. has decided on “ISIS”: Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.
31:00 <Skirmish> Just going to leave that there .... 
31:00 <couleurs> going 2 sleep at midnight
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmm sleep.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> there!
33:00 <Skirmish> stebie: Did you see the lateline interview last night? 
34:00 <stebie> nope, was either watching tv funnies or gaming
34:00 <stebie> what was on?
35:00 <Skirmish> They interviewed a rep from a islamic group that basically wants to turn everywhere they live into a Caliphate under Sharia Law. 
36:00 <Skirmish> It was a mess of an interview. He had some genuine good points as to where the narrative should be in explaining the conflict, but he was a dick about how he tried to get the message across. 
36:00 <Skirmish> For an entire interview, he avoided saying that his ground condemned the tactics and actions of ISIS. 
36:00 <Skirmish> You can watch it on ABC iview if you are interested. Lateline 8/9/14
36:00 <stebie> ah yeah, i think that was referenced on the front page of the mX today
37:00 <stebie> if they don't like how we live, they can fuck off
37:00 <stebie> our country, our laws
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it was commented on a lot. 
37:00 <stebie> we have to abide by them, so do they
37:00 <MysteriousShado> Agreed, stebie.
37:00 <stebie> they're not above it
37:00 <MysteriousShado> There shouldn't be 2 legal systems. 
37:00 <stebie> yep
38:00 <Skirmish> I liked how he referenced the colonial borders created in the middle east as being a catalyst for the problems to a point, and it was a shame that he had to ruin the interview instead of engaging with the questions being asked. 
38:00 <Skirmish> He used it as a soapbox event.  It will have done nothing to improve what Australians think about muslims. 
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Muslims need to publically condemn ISIS/ISIL to get public support.
39:00 <MysteriousShado> And they don't want to do it.
39:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. This guy refused to do that.  
39:00 <Romero> Big Brother LIVE NOMINATIONS
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Romero, sup sweetheart?
39:00 <stebie> muslims aren't the problem, it's the bloody extremists
39:00 <MysteriousShado> I know stebie however public perception is all muslims are terrorists etc.
39:00 <stebie> yeah
39:00 <Romero> MysteriousShado: do yo deliver?
39:00 <couleurs> i'm extreme
39:00 <Rak> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152410206006167
40:00 <paNdiS> oh god
40:00 <MysteriousShado> If muslims came out and condemned ISIS/ISIL, it would change publib opinion a bit.
40:00 <stebie> i watched this video of this english reporter chick when muslims were considered 'taking over' her town
40:00 <paNdiS> in a multi cultural society
40:00 <Skirmish> stebie: Agreed, but they are fighting against a population that have been scared because of how the government deals with the issues, and as such there is an amazing amount of bigotry and ignorance around. 
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Romero, only for you babe.
40:00 <stebie> it's old, just saw it recently though
40:00 <Romero> rofl
40:00 <stebie> it's good viewing i reckon
40:00 <paNdiS> influenced. easily by culture and religion
40:00 <paNdiS> something's going to give
40:00 <paNdiS> it's inevitible
40:00 <Digerati> pandis, sup
40:00 <paNdiS> pus
41:00 <paNdiS> watching Alien 3
41:00 <Digerati> i think i might make my modem go spaz tonight
41:00 <paNdiS> oh fk
41:00 <Digerati> downloading from yify
41:00 <paNdiS> i forgot to take my phone out n plug into wall
41:00 <paNdiS> yer
41:00 <paNdiS> yify is in jail man
41:00 <Digerati> yes
41:00 <Picard> a muslim chic on radio yesterday was bagging out other muslims big time, she said they should addapt to australia ways and respect the country they are living in, not try to make it like the country they fled
41:00 <paNdiS> mm
41:00 <Digerati> i told you that
41:00 <paNdiS> ohh
42:00 <paNdiS> cool
42:00 <paNdiS> haha
42:00 <paNdiS> im waiting for dawn oftheofijsodh apes
42:00 <paNdiS> and x men gays of gay gayness
42:00 <paNdiS> not up yet
42:00 <Picard> wtf Skirmish u didnt tell me u were on beauty and the geek.... Skirmish aka Shaun
42:00 <Digerati> i asked if i could host it, cos their is no legalitys concerning tpv here in australia
42:00 <paNdiS> ;p;
42:00 <Digerati> tpb
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, you ok?
42:00 <paNdiS> 5 guys
42:00 <paNdiS> in prison
42:00 <Digerati> yes 5
43:00 <paNdiS> that's shit
43:00 <paNdiS> they cant arrest all of us
43:00 <Digerati> the domain cant be taken down but
43:00 <Digerati> its got nothing to do with the domain
43:00 <paNdiS> they dont have the funs to build the prisons
43:00 <Digerati> they just host
43:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado yeah mate, why do you ask?
43:00 <paNdiS> and keep prisoners
43:00 <Digerati> they caught em with shit on their servers
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Mrs walked out I heard.
43:00 <paNdiS> long term prison sentences cost millions of dollars
43:00 <MysteriousShado> It can't be easy.
43:00 <Picard> nuh she wont go
43:00 <paNdiS> even if they pass this stupid law
44:00 <paNdiS> it wont mean fuck all
44:00 <Picard> making me suffer
44:00 <Digerati> they will take the 6 months jail
44:00 <Digerati> they wont be fined
44:00 <paNdiS> imagine
44:00 <Digerati> shit laws
44:00 <paNdiS> hundreds, of thousands of people
44:00 <paNdiS> put in jail
44:00 <paNdiS> at the same time
44:00 <Digerati> well not in Australia yet
44:00 <paNdiS> they couldnt handle it.
44:00 <Digerati> so do as you please
44:00 <Digerati> till they legislate it in Australia
45:00 <paNdiS> Hollywood makes more from you than you from them than owning their product.
45:00 <Digerati> it's all good
45:00 <paNdiS> did you know that women wore the driving force for the movies in the beginning?
45:00 <Digerati> chances are it will be warner bros that fuck us
45:00 <paNdiS> it's quite true
45:00 <Digerati> fuck em anyway
45:00 <MysteriousShado> They will privatise prisons here soon enough
45:00 <Digerati> they make billions
46:00 <MysteriousShado> And it'll become another America.
46:00 <paNdiS> too bad hey MysteriousShado
46:00 <paNdiS> I have a record
46:00 <paNdiS> one more and I get pinned.
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Not really.. Maybe they will actually charge people appropiately finally.
46:00 <paNdiS> even if im arrested.
46:00 <Picard> I thought we already had private prisons
46:00 <paNdiS> jail till it's sorted.
46:00 <paNdiS> and I was raped by a cop
46:00 <Picard> lol paNdiS
47:00 <paNdiS> I've been bad tho
47:00 <Picard> its not rape when u want more
47:00 <Skirmish> I hope Picard's mrs doesn't leave. He will be on irc even more if she does. 
47:00 <paNdiS> lol Picard
47:00 <paNdiS> stfu about his mrs
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Skirmish, he will live on here then.
47:00 <Picard> I want to go to Vegas
47:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado you mean like you and Skirmish?
47:00 <paNdiS> no
47:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado is nothing like Skirmish
47:00 <Skirmish> It's obvious the trip to thailand and the anniversary outing was a failed attempt to save the marriage. 
47:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish is in a douche of his own.
48:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm never on here before 7
48:00 <Picard> lol paNdiS i agree
48:00 <paNdiS> his nick
48:00 <paNdiS> Yilmaz
48:00 <paNdiS> meaning Unbeatable and BRAVE
48:00 <Picard> i actually dont mind MysteriousShado
48:00 <paNdiS> lolz
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <paNdiS> says a lot of what he thinks of himself.
48:00 <Skirmish> Is that really what it means?  I had no idea. 
48:00 <Picard> he is self absorbed
48:00 <paNdiS> superiority complex, forged by abuse.
48:00 <Skirmish> I heard it on a youtube video and stole it. 
48:00 <Picard> sure u did
48:00 <paNdiS> ipso facto, Picard
49:00 <Skirmish> lol look at these two peanuts go.  
49:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish has been abused in some way
49:00 <Picard> yes
49:00 <paNdiS> you haven't you're a man
49:00 <Picard> his uncle id say
49:00 <paNdiS> you run a business and have a family
49:00 <Skirmish> Wipe away your tears gents. Surely I don't make you cry this much.
49:00 <paNdiS> you're well respected.
49:00 <MysteriousShado> Do you have kids Picard?
49:00 <paNdiS> this guy takes it out on others
49:00 <MysteriousShado> Also, no he isn't paNdiS lol
49:00 <paNdiS> if he didn't have irc
49:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS: Take picards dick out of your mouth. 
49:00 <paNdiS> probably do it to others in  real  life.
50:00 <paNdiS> that what you want?
50:00 <Picard> paNdiS he wouldnt do fuck all in real life, he is a coward
50:00 <paNdiS> me to punnish you?
50:00 <Skirmish> paNdiS is judging me and who I am yet he is the guy that threatens to rape and kill babies.  OH the lolz. 
50:00 <paNdiS> i think he likes pain
50:00 <paNdiS> irl
50:00 <paNdiS> and here
51:00 <paNdiS> I'm not judging
51:00 <paNdiS> i never judge
51:00 <paNdiS> I've been fucked over.
51:00 <Picard> lol what babies did he threaten to kill?
51:00 <paNdiS> i accept it, is all.
51:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: Looks like these two have forged their own little self help group to help deal with their tears. 
51:00 <Picard> making up lies doesnt make u look cool Skirmish
51:00 <paNdiS> prob all babies
51:00 <paNdiS> DIE ALL BABBYS
51:00 <Picard> lol @ the cunt looking for MysteriousShado to back him up
51:00 <Picard> coward
51:00 <Skirmish> Picard: He was banned for threatening to rape and kill Mew's child. 
51:00 <paNdiS> dude dont bring MysteriousShado into it
51:00 <Skirmish> You ignorant fool lol. 
52:00 <paNdiS> im not
52:00 <Picard> proof????
52:00 <Skirmish> Serenity banned him over it. 
52:00 <paNdiS> ahem, ChanOP, see what I mean ChanOP? ino rite LOL JIMMY FALLON INO RITE! maaan.
52:00 <Skirmish> Mew has shown the screen caps. 
52:00 <Picard> lol @ Mew 
52:00 <paNdiS> lolz
52:00 <Picard> the work of a jukie whore
52:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha
52:00 <paNdiS> he is right..
53:00 <Skirmish> You can continue to protect him though, since he is probably the only person on this server that sucks up to you.
53:00 <Skirmish> He can be your little thai boy. 
53:00 <paNdiS> a final stand
53:00 <paNdiS> from Skirmish
53:00 <Picard> how can he be a thai boy when he is an aussie?
53:00 <paNdiS> belittle somebody
53:00 <Picard> that makes no sense Skirmish
53:00 <Skirmish> It does however demonstrate how much of a low life individual you are as well Picard for protecting that behaviour. 
53:00 <Picard> Skirmish is angry
54:00 <paNdiS> and then the ressurrection
54:00 <paNdiS> of HIS WORD
54:00 <Skirmish> lol you wish I was angry. 
54:00 <Picard> protecting?
54:00 <Picard> im just calling u a liar
54:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, you do this every time
54:00 <paNdiS> in circles.
54:00 <Skirmish> You can call me whatever you like. You're still wrong. 
54:00 <Picard> Skirmish is punching holes in the wall as we speak
54:00 <paNdiS> never say anybody is wrong.
54:00 <Picard> such arrogance
55:00 <Skirmish> You are openly defending someone who enjoys threatening peoples children.  That is disgusting. 
55:00 <paNdiS> not like me Picard daddy, I cheez hole dem bishes!
55:00 <paNdiS> ahaha
55:00 <paNdiS> wit ma DICK
55:00 <Picard> You can call me whatever you like. You're still wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
55:00 <paNdiS> im horny, horny horny horny
55:00 <Picard> im the superior one here !!!!
55:00 <paNdiS> wtf is that other song
55:00 <paNdiS> bubblegoose
55:00 <paNdiS> ?
55:00 <Skirmish> lol the superior argument again. 
55:00 <Superior_Skirmish> you are beneath me
55:00 <Skirmish> You make me superior picard. 
56:00 <Superior_Skirmish> im so much more then u
56:00 <Skirmish> lol look at you go. 
56:00 <Superior_Skirmish> i lol so much at morons on here
56:00 <Skirmish> Calm down before you have a stroke mate. 
56:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
56:00 <paNdiS> mrdanger had a point last night
56:00 <paNdiS> now
56:00 <paNdiS> I understand how you felt
56:00 <Superior_Skirmish> they live in a rented unit,low income job. no future. yet they think they are superior
56:00 <paNdiS> I do
57:00 <paNdiS> then remembering what I was like
57:00 <Skirmish> Just slink back into that corner of irc that you dwell in, take the disgusting human being that is paNdiS with you ... and carry on in your altered version of reality. 
57:00 <Skirmish> I give you permission to do so, since I am superior. 
57:00 <paNdiS> and I'm a guy that had a book deal in 2008 with a director backing me.
57:00 <paNdiS> and I had a wonderful childhood
57:00 <Superior_Skirmish> at least paNdiS is attempting to improve himself, unlike you Skirmish
57:00 <Skirmish> How is he? 
58:00 <paNdiS> from 18 -after working from 15- i was supporting myself and mentally ill
58:00 <Superior_Skirmish> you dont need to know his personal life
58:00 <Skirmish> LOL a book deal and a director backing him! *falls off chair*
58:00 <paNdiS> probably accomplished more than you have
58:00 <paNdiS> in your fucking life
58:00 <Superior_Skirmish> you're not worth it
58:00 <paNdiS> ever been a stage manager?
58:00 <paNdiS> hard job.
58:00 <paNdiS> ever oragnized ANYTHING? besides your underwear drawer?
58:00 <Skirmish> So you are making unsubstantiated claims picard.  How was it before when you were accusing me of that?  Let me think ... oh yes.  PROOF!  PROOF!!!!! PROOF!!!!!!
58:00 <Superior_Skirmish> he's never beenn anything
58:00 <paNdiS> you're taking a course now and working and you feel good
59:00 <paNdiS> so you put people down
59:00 <paNdiS> and when a person like me isnt doing so well right now
59:00 <Romero> paNdiS
59:00 <paNdiS> he's easy to pick on.
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Who's Superior_Skirmish?
59:00 <paNdiS> you're pathetic.
59:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: Picard. 
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Sad.
59:00 <Superior_Skirmish> ive seen paNdiS grow into a better person the past few months
59:00 <Skirmish> He's crying tears of blood about how I make him feel inferior. 
59:00 <Superior_Skirmish> he had rage issues and he was worked through them
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is just angry because he lives with his parents
59:00 <Superior_Skirmish> Skirmish is busy punching holes in the wall
00:00 <MysteriousShado> And is in his 40s.
00:00 <Superior_Skirmish> he is angry
00:00 <Skirmish> Less than 2 weeks ago he told simba he was going to kill him LOL. he has improved out of sight! 
00:00 <Picard> who doesnt want to kill simba?
00:00 <paNdiS> ive said shit to simba
00:00 <paNdiS> sure
00:00 <paNdiS> see how he reacts
00:00 <paNdiS> he's a dog
00:00 <paNdiS> irl he's a dog.
00:00 <Skirmish> I don't get what accusing me of being angry achieves?  It's what teenagers do to each other. 
01:00 <paNdiS> I've never fucked a friend over in my life.
01:00 <Skirmish> "You mad bro? You mad bro!"
01:00 <paNdiS> he's the kind've stoner fgt that does
01:00 <paNdiS> you ring up about something he lost and he just laughs at you.
01:00 <Skirmish> Are you trying to imply that we used to be friends paNdiS?  Really?  LOL
02:00 <paNdiS> no you were my buddy oh HEY PANDAS!
02:00 <Skirmish> I am going to step away for 10 mins or so ... let you two calm down and cuddle until the tears stop.  
02:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
02:00 <paNdiS> ppl like simba
02:00 <paNdiS> and you
02:00 <paNdiS> you're all pathetic
02:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado do u work as a pizza delivery boy?
02:00 <paNdiS> he's fucked in the head from weed man, he has an excuse.
03:00 <paNdiS> you're just hyped on doing something with your life now.
03:00 <Picard> hypocrit Skirmish
03:00 <Picard> and a coward
03:00 <paNdiS> can we never go over this again?
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard, no. I did in my younger days.
04:00 <Zade> so on the bright side tomorrow is friday 
04:00 <Picard> really Darren
05:00 <paNdiS> i gotta put my penis out n say
05:00 <paNdiS> ily dazz
05:00 <paNdiS> assept ma early xmas gift :P
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard feels smart because he knows what I did years ago
05:00 <Picard> darren how long did u deliver pizza?
05:00 <MysteriousShado> That was publicly known on here.
06:00 <Picard> im just making convo man, dont be so defensive
08:00 <Picard> Skirmish hows the weight problem going mate? drops a few kgs?
08:00 <stebie> Picard, don't be a dick
09:00 <Picard> im sorry?
09:00 <Picard> im a dick?
09:00 <stebie> you're acting like one, yes
10:00 <Picard> you are confusing my behaviour with that of Skirmish and MysteriousShado
11:00 <stebie> sure
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Huh?
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> stebeh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> get Fifa 15 on your PC
13:00 <Bastardly_One> needs a team of at least 2 players otherwise it's not worth it 
13:00 <couleurs> only if u play me....
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh seriously 
13:00 <couleurs> maybe idk
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and do you like slash 'em rpg's?
13:00 <Picard> i heard there is a guy here who can outlift any NRL Player at the hamburger stand 
13:00 <couleurs> no
13:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shadow of mordor is briliant
14:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One you're a little old for xbox
14:00 <couleurs> fifa 15... drive club... gta 5
14:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got one 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
14:00 <Picard> well ps4
14:00 <couleurs> maybe last of us too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> getting GTA V?
14:00 <MysteriousShado> GTA <3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
15:00 <couleurs> yes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting Drive Club on Tues
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or Sleeping Dogs remake as that was way underated
15:00 <Skirmish> Continued on for 8 minutes.  So much sadness. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, you're into those games
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor for your PC ... get it 
16:00 <Skirmish> What kind of game is it? 
16:00 <Picard> i dont get how people can be so into games
16:00 <Bastardly_One> rpg slash 'em
16:00 <Skirmish> I don't have time to game much anymore.  
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Lord of the Rings style
16:00 <Bastardly_One> read a review
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'll make time
16:00 <Picard> work for then dole started?
17:00 <doctor> games are too expensive
17:00 <Skirmish> I am not into those type of games at all. 
17:00 <MysteriousShado> I should reconnet the Xbox
17:00 <Skirmish> I think you have me confused with someone else. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> diablo type of slash 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of thing 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> just read a review ... I think you'll like it 
17:00 <Skirmish> I will have a look. 
17:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllll
18:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
18:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish pretending he is a gamer geek
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's set between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is getting mad because he is being ignored.
18:00 <MysteriousShado> IRC is serious business.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> completely new story so it's not intruding too much of shit for anal retentive tolkein fans
19:00 <Skirmish> Are you still angry about the sign I made you Picard? 
19:00 <Skirmish> You haven't taken it very well since I linked it. 
19:00 <MysteriousShado> You blew his little mind Skirmish.
19:00 <Picard> what sign?
19:00 <Skirmish> must have
19:00 <paNdiS> wicked as
20:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado
20:00 <paNdiS> see my artist tomoz
20:00 <MysteriousShado> ?
20:00 <paNdiS> plan out next ink
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Nice
20:00 <paNdiS> we know where its gonna be
20:00 <paNdiS> but gotta leave it up to her how
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Good luck
20:00 <paNdiS> bro its taken 3 yrs slowly to get to where shoulder is done
20:00 <paNdiS> u seen my shoulder?
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Make sure you put up pix when it's done.
21:00 <paNdiS> on fb?
21:00 <paNdiS> ye i will
21:00 <Picard> paNdiS i think you should get "skirmish" on your arse, then everytime u take a shit you get to wipe him
21:00 <paNdiS> she said she would do it tomoz
21:00 <paNdiS> but we need to go over things
21:00 <paNdiS> no man inside my asshole Picard!
21:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... this guy isn't angry with me or anything is he. 
22:00 <Picard> lol paNdiS
22:00 <paNdiS> stop worryin bout who's angry and whom isnt
22:00 <paNdiS> me n Picard argue all the time
22:00 <paNdiS> fkn man up cunt.
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard is furious over the photo's.
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Simple as that.
22:00 <Skirmish> I'm not worried by anything. Just pointing out you two gaybois are a bit hooked on me. 
22:00 <paNdiS> oh
22:00 <paNdiS> Picard
22:00 <Picard> what fucking photo??
22:00 <paNdiS> I am sorry for what I said about the elephant photo
23:00 <Picard> this cunt talks riddles
23:00 <MysteriousShado> See, he has turned to profanities.
23:00 <paNdiS> I was out of line bro
23:00 <paNdiS> sorry man.
23:00 <Skirmish> He is in denial about the pictures.
23:00 <paNdiS> :/
23:00 <MysteriousShado> Can't keep his cool
23:00 <MysteriousShado> IRC means this much to him.
23:00 <Skirmish> First they were photoshopped, then he said he didn't care about them, now he's just pretending they don't exist. 
23:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:00 <paNdiS> why do you care Skirmish?
24:00 <Picard> u mean the poster pic?
24:00 <Skirmish> Poster pic? 
24:00 <Skirmish> You think I wrote a note and stuck it onto a poster? 
24:00 <paNdiS> It's scream 2 time for all of us.
24:00 <Skirmish> ROFLMAO
24:00 <MysteriousShado> I think you stunned him Skirmish 
24:00 <Skirmish> So much denial. 
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Someone being real.
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Now he is mad.
25:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=985c20&s=8   <---- Skirmish at the gym doing yoga
25:00 <Skirmish> Yeah someone that doesn't come online and bullshit about everything in their life. OMG NOWAI! 
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Because he has nothing to come back on
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Peter Griffin wouldn't show a photo of himself
25:00 <Picard> like i told u i pay more in tax then what you earn Skirmish
25:00 <Skirmish> He's desperate for points, but just like his sex life with his wife ... he just cannot score. 
25:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Ex-wife you mean
26:00 <MysteriousShado> She's leaving him remember?
26:00 <Skirmish> That means nothing Picard. You may very well pay more tax than I earn. It is a shame that doesn't make you a better person because I remain superior to you. 
26:00 <Picard> keep dreaming lad
26:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado he forgets his own lies
27:00 <Skirmish> Now he's trying to join teh channels I am in to spam his yoga link.  Sooooo obsessed. So angry. 
27:00 <paNdiS> LOOK
27:00 <Skirmish> Calm down loser before you have a stroke. 
27:00 <paNdiS> chill
27:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
27:00 <MysteriousShado> SRS BZNS
27:00 <paNdiS> stop making up for last night when mrdanger put you in your place
27:00 <paNdiS> and um
27:00 <Picard> u know i can lift more then the NRL players at my gym
27:00 <paNdiS> everyone else just be assholes.
27:00 <paNdiS> xD
27:00 <Picard> im superior
27:00 <paNdiS> that means you too Skirmish!
28:00 <paNdiS> wooooo!
28:00 <Skirmish> Can you picard?  That's fantastic!  Same reps? 
28:00 <Picard> yep
28:00 <Picard> they are soft
28:00 <Skirmish> That is awesome.  Why do you look like a bald fat cunt then? 
28:00 <MysteriousShado> HAHA
28:00 <Skirmish> All muscle? 
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Owned Picard!
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard will go to bed angry tonight
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Over IRC
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Have dreams of shadows bashing him.
29:00 <Skirmish> His wife is leaving anyway for someone with a bigger dick so he could punch her a few times to feel better.
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Again?
29:00 <Skirmish> Last chance. 
29:00 <Picard> i never quit anything in my life, these losers who drop out of uni have no heart
30:00 <Picard> projecting again Skirmish
30:00 <MysteriousShado> What uni qualifications do you have Picard?
30:00 <Skirmish> Why are we talking about uni drop outs now? 
30:00 <Skirmish> Who dropped out of uni? 
30:00 <Picard> making convo, stop being so anal
30:00 <Picard> quitters never win\
31:00 <Picard> none MysteriousShado, i didnt need them to get where i am 
31:00 <Skirmish> I fucking hate japenese hornets. Such cunts. How about those dolphins? 
31:00 <MysteriousShado> So, you don't have any uni qualifications... Yet.. You bag people who try and drop out for whatever reason?
31:00 <Skirmish> Ya know ... just making conversation. 
31:00 <MysteriousShado> U have no right to comment.
31:00 <Picard> yes MysteriousShado, why start something and quit?
31:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: Trying to understand the basis for his inferiority complex will leave you down a dark path. 
32:00 <Picard> i mean if u have a legit reason like a sibling or family death i can understand that
32:00 <Picard> just quitting because it gets to hard or u couldnt be bothered is lame
32:00 <MysteriousShado> That I agree with
32:00 <Picard> we make it to easy in this country 
33:00 <Picard> governments support is to much
33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, just not doing it to begin with because it's too hard like Picard is the best option. 
33:00 <Picard> people are aware if they fail/give up the government will take care of them
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
33:00 <Picard> this needs to change
34:00 <Skirmish> So you are now condemning your mate paNdiS? LOL picard. 
34:00 <Picard> not at all Skirmish, dont put words into my mouth
34:00 <Skirmish> He is supported by the govt.
34:00 <Picard> mental illness is not a joke
34:00 <Skirmish> So now there are conditions on what is ok to be supported for and what is not? 
35:00 <Picard> yes.
35:00 <Skirmish> Do you agree with people not collecting dole payments for 6 months? 
35:00 <Picard> being on the dole because you dont want to work needs to be stopped
35:00 <Picard> of course i do Skirmish
35:00 <Skirmish> How do you define that? 
36:00 <Skirmish> Ok. You are then ok with being robbed in the street or your home broken into in order for people to help support themselves since the govt will not? 
36:00 <Skirmish> You are as a result, ok with the dramatic increase in spending on prisons? 
36:00 <Picard> people should be forced to pick up bird shit in the park if its a job, who cares what they think they should be doing or want to do. if its a job take it
36:00 <Skirmish> ... and once all those people are in prison ... what are you doing for them?  YOU ARE SUPPORTING THEM.  You idiot. 
37:00 <Picard> introduce a legal system like Singapoer
37:00 <Picard> singapore*
37:00 <Skirmish> You are so ignorant picard it defies belief. 
37:00 <Picard> we are too easy on people in this country
37:00 <Skirmish> lol the federal govt is removing peoples rights, and you think we are too easy on people. 
38:00 <Picard> why is me wanting people who bludge on the system ignorant?
38:00 <Skirmish> Move to North Korea mate and be done with it.
38:00 <Picard> Labor party have fucked this country, we were in desperate need of a PM like Tony
38:00 <Skirmish> You've got no wife and kids to worry about anymore, North Korea would be a great move for you Picard. 
38:00 <Picard> did you see Shortens speech on islam the other day?
39:00 <Skirmish> How did Labor fuck the country?  Please give examples and legit sources (not murdoch papers). 
39:00 <Picard> all i can say is god help this country if he becomes PM
39:00 <Picard> Skirmish have u taken a look at the massive debt?
39:00 <Picard> thats all i need to say,.
39:00 <Picard> story over.
39:00 <Picard> Skirmish did u vote greens?
40:00 <Skirmish> The massive debt that was the 3rd lowest in the OECD and the same debt that Hockey DOUBLED in 6 months of becoming Treasurer?  That one? 
40:00 <Skirmish> Is that the debt you mean? 
40:00 <MysteriousShado> This conversation happened last night lol
40:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado really?
40:00 <Picard> i wasnt here
40:00 <Skirmish> It did. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Biff was about as intelligent as you are as well. 
41:00 <Picard> of course Hockey has increased the debt, we have to borrow money to pay the debt after Julia fucked everything
41:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that Howard was the most prolific spender in Australian history since World War II? 
41:00 <Picard> Skirmish yes, he had money to spend
41:00 <Skirmish> That is incorrect.  We do not have to borrow to pay the debt. 
41:00 <Picard> he didnt spend more then he earnt
41:00 <Skirmish> No, he sold over 100 government assets to balance the books Picard. 
41:00 <Picard> basic accounting
41:00 <Skirmish> He spent WAAAAAAAAAAAY more than he earnt.  Just sold stuff to balance. 
41:00 <Picard> you cannot spend more then you earn
42:00 <Picard> when howard was pm everyone had money
42:00 <Picard> the economy was in great shape
42:00 <Skirmish> Yes you can, that is how debt works.  You spend more than you earn, you go into debt. 
42:00 <Skirmish> lol you are as moronic as biff was last night. 
42:00 <Picard> now people are shit scared to spend because of the mess julia left
42:00 <Skirmish> Was it?  So Howard spent up big on Infrastructure did he?  Can you list some of the AMAZING things that Howard did for me Picard? 
43:00 <Picard> if u continue to spend more then  you earn how do you service the debt?
43:00 <MysteriousShado> <Picard> now people are shit scared to spend because of the mess julia left << Best thing to ever come out of you.
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Only truth.
43:00 <Skirmish> How about paying people to have babies?  What kind of idiot bought that in .... ah, Howard? 
43:00 <Skirmish> MysteriousShado: There is/was no mess left from the previous govt. To believe that there is, is to give in to a lie that we were having a budget emergency and an economic crisis. Both lies. 
44:00 <Picard> bullshit
44:00 <Romero> Skirmish is in denial
44:00 <Skirmish> The current govt's budget was going to return Australia to surplus at the exact same time as forward estimates that labor and treasury provided was going to. 
44:00 <paNdiS> don't bother to argue
44:00 <Picard> treasury shot holes in the labor budgte
44:00 <Picard> budget
44:00 <paNdiS> let's just get along
44:00 <paNdiS> ffs
44:00 <paNdiS> Picard
44:00 <Skirmish> So can any of you explain to me, how we are cutting so many things, yet not returning to surplus any faster? 
44:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
45:00 <paNdiS> can we just get along
45:00 <paNdiS> have a cool convo?
45:00 <Skirmish> How can we return to surplus with NO cuts at the same time as massive cuts?  Simple maths says you should be suspicious. 
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Simple, Skirmish 
45:00 <paNdiS> something not fixed by fates vengefull eye
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Additional taxes
45:00 <paNdiS> BIBLICAL ANINOMITY
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Which target people with jobs
45:00 <paNdiS> phrawor
46:00 <Picard> because the debt was greater then labor let on before the election
46:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado
46:00 <paNdiS> i want one of those homer dolls
46:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Treasury and Labor were spot on actually.  The last economic statement from Labor before losing power was actually BETTER than treasury had predicted. 
46:00 <paNdiS> uno the big ones!
46:00 <paNdiS> :p
46:00 <Picard> Skirmish just continue to vote greens and see how fucked the country is in 10 years
46:00 <Skirmish> How can the debt have been bigger?  It was a figure that was available to the public. 
46:00 <paNdiS> i gave my mate dave my life size tiger for two paintings
46:00 <paNdiS> maybe the homer would come to life when im asleep and ruin everything!
47:00 <Skirmish> I think you just have to admit that if you agreed with the Liberal version of events, then you were sucked in. 
47:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish stfu
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes.
47:00 <MysteriousShado> Homer!
47:00 <paNdiS> let picard have the last word
47:00 <paNdiS> YES HOMER!
47:00 <Picard> libs always manage a surplus, labor cannot
47:00 <paNdiS> i mean ya feel weird goin into the kid store without a kid MysteriousShado
47:00 <paNdiS> lolz
47:00 <paNdiS> even tho u have one..
48:00 <Skirmish> There are way to many facts and figures from reputable sources out there that back up Labors position and leave the Liberals high and dry with lies.  That is why they had to print their own little booklet of facts.  
48:00 <Skirmish> Ok, I am done. 
48:00 <MysteriousShado> He is my cover story :P
48:00 <paNdiS> Picard don't type anything now.
48:00 <paNdiS> is my advice.
48:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Libs obtain a surplus by selling assets.  What will they do when there is nothing left to sell? 
48:00 <paNdiS> done and then not done
48:00 <Picard> There is no doubt that if we use nominal terms government net debt is at a record level. 
49:00 <paNdiS> MysteriousShado I just wanted some crack
49:00 <paNdiS> special K
49:00 <paNdiS> x
49:00 <Skirmish> Actually, I read something today that you guys will love. 
49:00 <paNdiS> Malcolm
49:00 <paNdiS> smack
49:00 <paNdiS> opiates
49:00 <paNdiS> wrong chan? :P
49:00 <Skirmish> http://www.businessinsider.com.au/the-imf-has-an-ominous-warning-for-joe-hockey-about-his-budget-2014-4
49:00 <paNdiS> best mind ever = whom-ever came up with tying shoelaces.
50:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
50:00 <paNdiS> lolz
50:00 <Skirmish> Australia has the dubious honour of having the fastest budget deterioration of 29 advanced economies tracked by the IMF, according to the AFR this morning.
50:00 <Skirmish> YAY for Hockey! 
50:00 <Skirmish> He's GREAT! 
50:00 <paNdiS> it's not dubious
50:00 <paNdiS> great misuse of words
50:00 <paNdiS> vapid
50:00 <Picard> $ 639,881,916,959
50:00 <paNdiS> another, best you-can-do!
50:00 <Lumeah> Bonny wants ya pandy
51:00 <paNdiS> simplify your arguement Skirmish
51:00 <paNdiS> that's the rule
51:00 <paNdiS> orly?
51:00 <Skirmish> That is straight from an article paNdiS. Cut and paste from someone that gets PAID to write. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Click the link. I took it from the article. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Stop trying to pretend to be smart. It's not even funny anymore. 
52:00 <Picard> lol @ that
52:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Is that what it is RIGHT NOW? 
52:00 <Picard> print media make so many mistakes
52:00 <Picard> yes
52:00 <Skirmish> Ok, well halve that and that is what Labor left. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Because it is FACT, that Hockey doubled it within 6 months. 
53:00 <Picard> where are these facts?
53:00 <Picard> facts according to Skirmish lol
53:00 <Serenity> i told you last night not to bother Skirmish
53:00 <Serenity> why do you do this to yourself
54:00 <doctor> they were slamming the IMF today for having a pessimistic outlook on world growth
54:00 <Skirmish> Since the election, the official forecast deficit has doubled. The economic assumptions are different from those used before the election, and spending decisions have been made that were not in the previous forecasts.
54:00 <doctor> I thought "well, maybe they're being honest for once"
54:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-06/has-the-government-doubled-the-budget-deficit/5423392
54:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I find sick amusement in shooting down stupid people. I know, it's only noticed by myself and a few others.  
55:00 <Skirmish> I am just taking the retards to school. 
55:00 <Skirmish> :)
55:00 <doctor> obviously the abc are going to be critical towards anything the liberals do
55:00 <Skirmish> doctor: ABC fact check is pretty thorough and calls out all sides of parliament. 
55:00 <Skirmish> Don't dismiss it without reading it. 
56:00 <Serenity> the numbers are there if you look further
56:00 <Serenity> not just on the abc site
56:00 <Picard> "Of the 17 top surveyed IMF countries, Labor left us with the fastest growth in spending of anyone in the world... and they left us with the third highest growth in debt of anyone in the top 17," 
56:00 <Skirmish> Everything is there, and they include the sources for their info if you want to go and research it yourself. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Where is that from? 
56:00 <Serenity> yep
57:00 <Picard> ABC are so biased 
57:00 <Picard> they should have all funding cut
57:00 <Skirmish> That is what all people say that find their arguments not supported by them. 
57:00 <doctor> if they government are incharge of running a 'healthy' economy then there's bound to be issues
57:00 <Serenity> the thing about making those statements is they have to provide sources and they do
57:00 <Skirmish> Julia Gillard's govt broke 1 promise in her term.  Abbott is current at 8 in 1 year. 
57:00 <Picard> put us back on a path that gets us away from $123 billion of deficit, and starts to pay down the logjam of $667 billion of debt."
58:00 <Picard> one?
58:00 <Picard> lmfao
58:00 <Picard> why is it those on a benefit all support labor?
58:00 <Skirmish> Yes, 1.  Can you name others? 
58:00 <Serenity> Skirmish isnt on a benefit
58:00 <Skirmish> I am not on a benefit, so your argument is not valid. 
58:00 <Serenity> im not on a benefit
58:00 <Skirmish> I earn so much I am paying $120 a fortnight off a HECS debt that doesn't even exist yet. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Next Picard? 
59:00 <Picard> Australia's spending rate is the highest among the 17 nations surveyed. Those countries include Denmark, The Netherlands, Belgium, Japan, France, The Czech Republic, Germany, Austria, Iceland, New Zealand, Finland, Sweden, Switzerland, Canada, USA, South Korea and Australia. 
59:00 <Picard> did i say he was?
59:00 <Skirmish> Where are you getting this information from Picard? 
59:00 <Skirmish> Link?  I provide links for my statements. 
00:00 <Picard> The second IMF graph, titled 'Change in Net Debt', is the basis of the Treasurer's other claim - that growth in Australia's net debt is the third highest among the 17 nations surveyed.
00:00 <Serenity> well what was the point of that statement at all
00:00 <Serenity> it wasnt relevant to the conversation or the people involved
01:00 <Skirmish> The government has frequently cited Australia’s debt levels as a form of “intergenerational theft” committed by a spendthrift Labor administration, requiring a significant readjustment in the budget to get the country back into surplus.
01:00 <Skirmish> But the economists’ statement stresses “Australia’s ability to manage public debt is very strong”, with the country not facing “any present or imminent debt crisis”.
01:00 <Picard> Mr Hockey's claims about Australia's forecast levels of debt and deficits may be "pessimistic", but they are consistent with Treasury modelling.
01:00 <Serenity> here Skirmish
01:00 <Serenity> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-13/joe-hockey-correct-on-australia-debt-and-spending/5310736
01:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/18/budget-emergency-denied-by-63-leading-australian-economists
01:00 <Serenity> thats where its coming from
01:00 <Picard> lol @ Serenity running to the rescue
01:00 <Skirmish> 63 economists all saying that Abbott is a tosser. 
01:00 <Picard> pathetic
01:00 <Serenity> you werent gonna answer him
02:00 <Serenity> you're pasting it what difference does it make
02:00 <Picard> im busy reading
02:00 <Serenity> so im answering for you
02:00 <Picard> why should i give him anything?
02:00 <Skirmish> The verdict: Mr Hockey's comments on growth in spending and debt compared check out, although he fails to mention the fact that Australia's overall debt as a proportion of GDP remains at comparatively low levels.
02:00 <Serenity> you are in a conversation with someone
02:00 <Picard> no need to answer for me, get back in ya hole
02:00 <Serenity> if you dont want to engage in it properly dont bother
02:00 <Serenity> shut up
02:00 <Serenity> you're being petulant now
03:00 <Skirmish> So he is correct, but only to the extent that is required to validate his story and he ignores the counter argument.  Yep. Liberals. 
03:00 <Picard> no im not
03:00 <Doodle> fuck sake have a cone and stfu
03:00 <Serenity> yes, you are. because what you are pasting is from the ABC. which is who you were trying to condemn before
03:00 <Skirmish> ^
03:00 <Picard> proven fact, australians have been better off under a liberal government.  well those who have jobs or a business
03:00 <Skirmish> "The abc are soooooo biased.  OMG THEY BACK ME UP BUT NOW I CAN"T USE THEM!"
04:00 <Serenity> yeah fuck the sick or old age pensioners though
04:00 <Serenity> lol.
04:00 <Picard> they are biased
04:00 <Picard> you cannot be biased when its cold hard facts
04:00 <Serenity> lol...
04:00 <Picard> how do the libs fuck the pensioners or sick?
04:00 <Serenity> so its bias unless its what you agree with
04:00 <Serenity> ok
04:00 <Skirmish> Here you go, this is from a paper that your best mate Andrew Bolt writes for.  LOOK. http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/hey-big-spender-howard-the-king-of-the-loose-purse-strings-20130110-2cj32.html
04:00 <Picard> my best mate?
05:00 <Skirmish> He's the right wing nutjobs best mate. 
05:00 <Picard> im not a real fan of bolt, i seldom agree with him
05:00 <Skirmish> So yes. Because you're a right wing uninformed fuckwit.  He's your mate. 
05:00 <Picard> incorrect
05:00 <Serenity> are you serious? for one pensions stand to lose money every week and their spending on medical is going up. so they will have less income and higher out going
05:00 <Skirmish> Deny it all you like.  It's the truth. 
05:00 <Doodle> Picard is an informed fuckwit, be fair
05:00 <Serenity> sick people will have higher medical costs under the new budget
05:00 <Picard> we need to reduce spending on welfare,foreign aid and the public service
06:00 <Serenity> but fuck those old cunts on welfare
06:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Agreed. It doesn't matter which wing he may be.
06:00 <Serenity> 90 year olds should be working the lazy cunts
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Picard> please Serenity, do u even know any pensioners?
06:00 <Serenity> yes i have parents you know
06:00 <Doodle> she hangs out on irc
06:00 <Skirmish> You've got Serenity worked up now Picard.  You can either admit you are wrong, admit you are an oxygen thieving fuckwit, or just accept the ban for being said fuckwit right now. 
06:00 <Picard> those who dont rush off the the rsl on pension day and blow it in the pokies do just fine
07:00 <Serenity> no they fucking DONT
07:00 <Serenity> oh my god.
07:00 <Picard> Skirmish im not wrong
07:00 <Skirmish> You are so wrong it is making me laugh now.
07:00 <Picard> umm yes they do
07:00 <Skirmish> out loud.  A real life LOL. 
07:00 <Picard> my mum is on a pension, she does just rine
07:00 <Picard> fine*
07:00 <Serenity> my mother is nearly 70 doesnt gamble or drink and doesnt spend her money anywhere she isnt meant to. under the new budget it will literally come down to which medication she can buy that week
07:00 <Serenity> does your mother own her home? or is she paying rent?
07:00 <Picard> pays rent
08:00 <Serenity> does she have different mediations? and medical problems? i dont believe you at all
08:00 <Picard> she sold the house then dad died and decided to rent
08:00 <Picard> yet she does
08:00 <Serenity> because its fact old age pensioners are living below the poverty line
08:00 <Picard> blood pressure,heart and cholestrol
08:00 <Skirmish> You do realise that picard is making this up as he goes. He is a compulsive liar. We all know that. He just wants a rise now. 
08:00 <Serenity> of course i know that Skirmish
08:00 <Serenity> im not a moron
08:00 <Doodle> i am
08:00 <Doodle> ^_^
08:00 <Picard> you can think what u like Skirmish, this is all fact
09:00 <Serenity> australias pensioners are the lowest paid retiree's in the WORLD
09:00 <Picard> unlike u i live in the real world, not some fantasy
09:00 <Skirmish> Nobody believes you. Not one single person here, except maybe paNdiS because he just wants a friend. 
09:00 <Picard> no one is disputing that Serenity
09:00 <Serenity> so dont give me bullshit about how they 'get on fine' because its fact they dont
09:00 <Skirmish> lol I live in a fantasy world.  *flies outside with his fairy wings*
09:00 <Doodle> poof
10:00 <Picard> id say the vast majority get along fine
10:00 <Serenity> no
10:00 <Serenity> they dont
10:00 <Serenity> and thats the fucking point
10:00 <Picard> what do u base that on? your parents?
10:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/FDB5FB13-CC69-4D6A-90B0-DBC8D5AE07CF_zps4jswd4e0.jpg    <----- Apparently this is a poster.
10:00 <Picard> do your parents smoke?
10:00 <Serenity> the facts of pensioners living in poverty
10:00 <Serenity> go and find the numbers
10:00 <Serenity> then come back to me
10:00 <Serenity> no they dont
10:00 <Picard> you find them, this is your argument
10:00 <Serenity> my mum doesnt spend money anywhere shes not supposed to
11:00 <Serenity> i dont need to find them i know them
11:00 <Serenity> you're the one sprouting ignorant nonsense
11:00 <Picard> because your mum and dad do it hard?
11:00 <Serenity> my dads dead id say hes doing fine
11:00 <Picard> so thats fact everyone does it hard?
11:00 <Serenity> no
11:00 <Skirmish> It's common knowledge that pensioners that are NOT self funded, are doing it tough Picard.  Your mother is probably living off the house she sold as well as her pension. 
11:00 <Picard> my mother on a pension saved enough to buy a new car
11:00 <Serenity> there are actual numbers. that state australias pensioners are living below the poverty line
11:00 <Serenity> MORE than half
12:00 <Picard> link please?
12:00 <Serenity> are down to $5 or less the day before payday
12:00 <Skirmish> Also, a lot of pensioners these days spent most of their working life PRIOR to compulsory Superannuation. 
12:00 <Serenity> im not linking you you're full of fact you find them yourself
12:00 <paNdiS> STOP GOIN
12:00 <paNdiS> fuck
12:00 <paNdiS> shut the fuck up
12:00 <ShadowLurker> lol pictard
12:00 <Picard> im not making the more the half statement, u are
12:00 <paNdiS> you wonder why I go off in here
12:00 <Doodle> fucking pensioners, look at the trouble they cause
12:00 <paNdiS> at least I'm banned or just leave.
12:00 <Picard> $5, well thats enough for bread and mild
12:00 <Picard> milk
12:00 <Skirmish> If your mother is on an aged pension and bought a new car then she is most definitely also funded externally. 
12:00 <paNdiS> ffs
12:00 <Serenity> anyone on welfare is living below the poverty line. all of them 100%
13:00 <Picard> she is not Skirmish
13:00 <Skirmish> You are a liar then. 
13:00 <Picard> nope
13:00 <Serenity> yep
13:00 <Skirmish> There is absolutely no way she could afford it. 
13:00 <Doodle> i send Picard's mum money for naughty photos
13:00 <Serenity> its impossible
13:00 <Doodle> she sent me one of her doodling on the walls
13:00 <Picard> hyundai getz about 2 years ago
13:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
13:00 <Picard> $13k i think
13:00 <Doodle> the getz wasn't new 2 years ago
13:00 <Picard> umm yes it was
14:00 <Picard> might be 3 years, i dont remember
14:00 <Picard> wb MysteriousShado
14:00 <Doodle> oh right i was thinking of that other horrible thing
14:00 <Picard> ??
14:00 <Doodle> excel
14:00 <Picard> ahh yeah
14:00 <Skirmish> Getz stopped being produced in 2011. Doodle is right. 
15:00 <Picard> do they still make them?
15:00 <Skirmish> You are a liar Picard. 
15:00 <Picard> well ok it was 3 years ago
15:00 <Picard> i dont remember the date
15:00 <Doodle> they still sell them
15:00 <Skirmish> LOL
15:00 <Skirmish> UFGUFF UFGUFF UFGUFF
15:00 <Picard> i did say might be 3 skirtish
15:00 <Doodle> http://www.hyundai.com.au/vehicles/getz/introduction
16:00 <Picard> sure some pensioners do it tough, a vast majority dont
16:00 <Serenity> i think my brother has a getz
16:00 <Doodle> its been replaced with the i20
16:00 <Serenity> yeah he does
16:00 <Serenity> whatapoof
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
16:00 <Picard> granny car the faggot
16:00 <Skirmish> " a vast majority don't"  Where is your figures to back that up Picard?  Just your granny? 
17:00 <Serenity> it should be a vast minority dont
17:00 <Picard> Skirmish i hang at the RSL Bingo nights and do surveys, they tell me they are doing fine
17:00 <Serenity> that statement i would agree with
17:00 <Picard> only eat cat food once a week
17:00 <Skirmish> So Serenity is terrible because you believe she is basing her entire opinion around her parents, yet you just make one sweeping statement using your grandmother as your reference point.  Do you even realise how stupid you are?
17:00 <Picard> grandmother?
18:00 <Picard> u should learn to keep up skirtish
18:00 <Skirmish> Grandmother/mother whoever. 
18:00 <Picard> go have another burger chubby
18:00 <Serenity> im feeling too sick to keep arguing
18:00 <Doodle> omg sezz it must be srs
18:00 <Skirmish> Can we ban him for being stupidly ignorant? 
18:00 <Skirmish> Is that in the rules?
18:00 <Doodle> :P
18:00 <Serenity> its probably brain cancer tbh
19:00 <Doodle> h8 that
19:00 <Picard> brain cancer?
19:00 <Picard> wtf
19:00 <Serenity> ive had a headache for a week its possible
20:00 <Skirmish> Well, in case you are gone when I get back Picard, I wish your wife all the success she deserves.  Leaving you can only be an improvement in her life. *tips hat*. 
20:00 <Doodle> when is the last time you smoked weed
20:00 <Picard> Among people in households where the main income earner received the following payments, the following proportions lived below the poverty line, after taking account of housing costs: 
20:00 <Serenity> about 4 months ago :(
20:00 <Doodle> well
20:00 <Picard> ?Age Pension, 14%
20:00 <Picard> long way from your 50%
21:00 <Picard> :P
21:00 <Serenity> thats from 2012
21:00 <Serenity> get a new source
21:00 <Picard> thanks you
21:00 <Picard> ACOSS Poverty in Australia Report 2014 - Launch 12 October 2014
21:00 <Serenity> lol no
21:00 <Serenity> that figure
21:00 <Serenity> is from 2012 not the article date
22:00 <Skirmish> He is just trying to make you rage at him. 
22:00 <Picard> ummm no
22:00 <Serenity> as i sad im too sick right now to care
22:00 <Serenity> ummm yes
22:00 <Skirmish> Link it Picard.  The research used in articles is rarely collated at exactly the same time as the article is written.
22:00 <Picard> We are issuing a series of poverty and inequality reports, the first of which is the Poverty in Australia 2013 edition
22:00 <Serenity> ACOSS: Poverty in Australia Report 2012
22:00 <Doodle> god jesus fuck
23:00 <Serenity> no shit rob
23:00 <Serenity> no shit.
23:00 <Picard> http://www.acoss.org.au/policy/poverty/
23:00 <Picard> go take a look
23:00 <Picard> wiki is bullshit
23:00 <Serenity> i wasnt on wiki im not a fucking moron
24:00 <Picard> :P
24:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10258054_670934492942013_2368045362965548353_n.jpg?oh=2f62a43f62c34bf7881777074c0a77a7&oe=54BA83BC&__gda__=1422073696_dba754eb1fe364e03af658f1a130a340
24:00 <Serenity> rofl
24:00 <Doodle> Rob Harris Pretty sure my skeleton isn't black 
24:00 <Serenity> IT IS SO
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Doodle> ITS NOT
25:00 <Doodle> i've seen it
25:00 <Serenity> will be when i burn you
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <Doodle> iyiyiyiyiyi
25:00 <Serenity> hahaha
25:00 <Serenity> i think im having hot flushes
25:00 <Doodle> its ok, everyone gets them when they talk to me
25:00 <Picard> pregnant?
26:00 <Serenity> dont swear at me Picard
26:00 <Serenity> lol doods ;)
26:00 <Doodle> unlike darcy
26:00 <Doodle> everyone gets pregnant when they talk to him
26:00 <Serenity> i bathe in spermicidal lube when he texts me
26:00 <Doodle> i had to have 4 abortions last week alone
26:00 <Serenity> jeesh
27:00 <Picard> ewwww yuk
28:00 <Serenity> lol jeans with a fucking southern cross on the pocket how bogan can you get
28:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685358_10204150788321527_2988688508390783030_n.jpg?oh=a58b0a874323abfe32f24f00bfc7baaa&oe=54CD993E
28:00 <Doodle> good grief
29:00 <Fez> Flanna on the pocket
29:00 <Fez> Flanno too
29:00 <Serenity> southern cross made of flanno
29:00 <Fez> That works
30:00 <Doodle> unlike 5% of the vic population
30:00 <Fez> With a pouch of winnie blues in the pocket
35:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm
39:00 <Skirmish> Before you go for the night Picard, can you explain to me how you think that this is a poster? http://s5.photobucket.com/user/MYV64U/media/ME/FDB5FB13-CC69-4D6A-90B0-DBC8D5AE07CF_zps4jswd4e0.jpg.html?sort=3&o=1
41:00 <Skirmish> Is this a poster too? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Cars/F33A6311-2347-4ACE-B864-BE940004F68C_zpskruqqzqs.jpg
42:00 <Skirmish> I personally like this one the best. http://s5.photobucket.com/user/MYV64U/media/Cars/DA329619-523B-4950-8959-059EA4F2CE0B_zps6jpvdhan.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
43:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL
43:00 <MysteriousShado> That's not a poster
43:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
43:00 <paNdiS> ay
43:00 <paNdiS> uno what
44:00 <paNdiS> he aint ur partner
44:00 <paNdiS> he's my gay lover!
44:00 <paNdiS> TAKE IT BABBY
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm yeahhhh
46:00 <couleurs> ok
49:00 <paNdiS> hard'
49:00 <paNdiS> nothard in me
49:00 <MysteriousShado> ;)
49:00 <paNdiS> im too fragile
49:00 <paNdiS> ;)
49:00 <paNdiS> let's smash me like a celebration greek night
49:00 <paNdiS> SMASH
49:00 <Picard> fuck me ive been afk and u still obsess over me skirtish, its time to move on 
49:00 <Picard> paNdiS
49:00 <paNdiS> Picard
50:00 <paNdiS> that dude has gone.
50:00 <paNdiS> it's just us
50:00 <paNdiS> oldschool Chatters
50:00 <paNdiS> skirmish owns his self.
50:00 <paNdiS> just wont admit it.
50:00 <paNdiS> mrdanger did it last night
51:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> Asking a simple question compared to your 8 minute tirade with your lover paNdiS.  Yeah, you're really on the mark. 
54:00 <paNdiS> another long line
54:00 <paNdiS> hollup
54:00 <paNdiS> burp.
54:00 <Picard> geee
54:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish changed back from Ylmax
54:00 <paNdiS> z
55:00 <paNdiS> meaning Unbeatable
55:00 <paNdiS> and Brave
55:00 <paNdiS> so smart Skirmish
55:00 <paNdiS> you pick a nick that your perosnalitiy melds with.
55:00 <Picard> careful mate, he lifts more then NFL players
55:00 <paNdiS> Picard
55:00 <Skirmish> I am still amused that you looked it up as if it meant something beyond being a nickname on irc.  
56:00 <paNdiS> He hasn't done anything you have in your life.
56:00 <paNdiS> yer, Unbeatabble!
56:00 <Picard> i know
56:00 <Skirmish> I don't know any NFL players. You are again talking out your ample pooper Picard. 
56:00 <Picard> he is a dreamer
56:00 <paNdiS> BRAVE
56:00 <paNdiS> HAHA
56:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
56:00 <paNdiS> HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF
56:00 <paNdiS> mrdanger put you in your place
57:00 <paNdiS> irc history man
57:00 <paNdiS> it was epic!
57:00 <Skirmish> Your bipolar is in full swing tonight paNdiS. 
57:00 <paNdiS> calm down
57:00 <paNdiS> tell yourself the visions arent real
58:00 <paNdiS> everyone knows im mdd ocd
58:00 <Skirmish> So paNdiS ... what book were you writing that got you a deal and a director backing you? 
58:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
58:00 <paNdiS> know about bi polar
58:00 <paNdiS> because I know two guys
58:00 <paNdiS> killed themselves from it
59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMlHkWKDwM
59:00 <paNdiS> dont paste
59:00 <paNdiS> yI know you
59:00 <paNdiS> you're a guy had nothin goin
59:00 <paNdiS> finally is doing something
59:00 <paNdiS> and then puts it onto ppl that you think arent
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Depressive and Bipolar Disorders: Crash Course Psychology #30 (Sep 8, 2014) 10:00 - Category: Education - 419,206 views - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
00:00 <paNdiS> I knew a guy like you
00:00 <paNdiS> except
00:00 <paNdiS> he came around
00:00 <Skirmish> You don't even know my name.  How can you pretend to know about me? 
00:00 <paNdiS> I know your personality
00:00 <paNdiS> it's enough
00:00 <Skirmish> Rightio Ghandi. 
00:00 <paNdiS> that's what you pretend to be..
01:00 <paNdiS> on irc
01:00 <Skirmish> I pretend to be Indian? 
01:00 <paNdiS> could you live without irc?
01:00 <Skirmish> I see. Tell me more. 
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Well that was unintentionally productive. 
03:00 <Picard> no.
04:00 <Skirmish> Nearly bed time for you picard.  Off to sleep in your loveless bed. 
04:00 <Skirmish> :) Enjoy. 
04:00 <Picard> lol 2 pretending u know shit about my life
05:00 <Picard> @@@@@
05:00 <Skirmish> Only going off what you yourself have said mate. 
06:00 <Picard> of course
07:00 <Skirmish> Ban evading now paNdiS. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Or isn't that ban set properly either? 
07:00 <paNdiS> mp
07:00 <paNdiS> no
08:00 <paNdiS> 3 lines cmon
08:00 <Skirmish> So your question should be asked of YOU.  Can you live without irc? 
08:00 <paNdiS> or i just mirror it
08:00 <Skirmish> Obviously not if you need to ban evade just to be here. 
08:00 <paNdiS> see what u say
08:00 <paNdiS> smart guy.
09:00 <paNdiS> i dont think he'd care.
09:00 <paNdiS> go complain.
09:00 <Skirmish> It's against the rules to ban evade.  Are you suggesting that the rules are to be ignored? 
09:00 <paNdiS> No
10:00 <paNdiS> against rules
10:00 <Skirmish> It's ok. I know you cannot live without this place.  You need to be here. 
10:00 <paNdiS> is you, acting like a fucking arsehole!
10:00 <paNdiS> jsut because you got off the dole
10:00 <paNdiS> study
10:00 <paNdiS> job
10:00 <paNdiS> some fat whore
10:00 <Skirmish> Have a rage out bro. 
10:00 <paNdiS> and cmon she os so ugly Greek Gd's would destroy her.
10:00 <paNdiS> no no not raging
11:00 <Skirmish> Why do you need to attack people that aren't here then? 
11:00 <paNdiS> you have the campaign for me being banned perm
11:00 <paNdiS> i know about it dude.
11:00 <Skirmish> lol there is a campaign? 
11:00 <paNdiS> You came in chan
11:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like an awful lot of effort. 
11:00 <paNdiS> abused anybody
11:00 <paNdiS> i stood up to you
11:00 <paNdiS> gave u shit
12:00 <paNdiS> u picked me out
12:00 <paNdiS> wow ur so tough Skirmish
12:00 <Skirmish> Tissue for your issue? 
12:00 <paNdiS> you've said
12:00 <paNdiS> you'd kill me irl
12:00 <Skirmish> Never. 
12:00 <paNdiS> now what ive said to simba
12:00 <paNdiS> he knows is bs
12:00 <Skirmish> You are just telling lies now.
12:00 <paNdiS> U
13:00 <paNdiS> you've really threatened to kill me
13:00 <paNdiS> you have said
13:00 <Skirmish> Proof? 
13:00 <paNdiS> nobody in here
13:00 <Skirmish> Logs? 
13:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish, nothing original
13:00 <paNdiS> could beat you
13:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
13:00 <paNdiS> could I beat you
13:00 <paNdiS> any martial art?
13:00 <paNdiS> right now??
13:00 <Picard> Skirmish would hide under his bed
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah cause you do muay thai right? 
13:00 <paNdiS> um
14:00 <Skirmish> That sounds scary. 
14:00 <paNdiS> mauy thai wing tsun
14:00 <paNdiS> my hand is busted atm
14:00 <Skirmish> I bet John Wayne Parr shakes in his boots when he hears about the fat nugget panda from irc and his skills. 
14:00 <paNdiS> from a fight.
14:00 <paNdiS> a legit fight.
14:00 <paNdiS> doubt you have any wounds.
14:00 <Skirmish> Oh, you are a competition fighter now? 
15:00 <Skirmish> Amazing. Tell me more. 
15:00 <paNdiS> I said that?
15:00 <Skirmish> You just said you were in a legit fight?  
15:00 <paNdiS> yes
15:00 <Skirmish> Keep up with your fairy tale bro. 
15:00 <paNdiS> in a ring
15:00 <couleurs> 2 legit 2 qugit
15:00 <Skirmish> Also, nobody that knows how to throw a punch breaks their hand. 
15:00 <paNdiS> I dont feel safe
15:00 <paNdiS> telling you anything
16:00 <Picard> mr fucking expert, this cunt makes me want to throw up
16:00 <Skirmish> So you had a fight in a ring?  Did you knock Mundine out? 
16:00 <paNdiS> I mean
16:00 <paNdiS> if you knew who our trainer is
16:00 <paNdiS> and if you box
16:00 <paNdiS> you'd have respect.
16:00 <Skirmish> Picard: I just make you aware of how pathetic you are as a person. I understand why you rage at me. 
16:00 <Skirmish> You box now?  AND muay thai? And wing tsun? Amazing. 
16:00 <Picard> no rage, i just lol at cunts like u
16:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
16:00 <Skirmish> Tell me more.
16:00 <paNdiS> who the fuck are you
17:00 <paNdiS> what the fuck have you studied?
17:00 <paNdiS> hmm
17:00 <paNdiS> what makes you BRUCE LEE?
17:00 <paNdiS> fkn pussy
17:00 <Skirmish> His name is Andrew from the block, he used to suck a little now he sucks a lot. 
17:00 <paNdiS> nobody wants to be that
17:00 <Skirmish> I've never said I was bruce lee. 
17:00 <paNdiS> His name is pussy.
17:00 <Picard> uni drop out because it was to hard
17:00 <Skirmish> You're losing it a bit there panda. 
17:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
17:00 <Picard> quitter
17:00 <Skirmish> I dropped out of uni? 
17:00 <paNdiS> tell me
17:00 <Picard> = loser
18:00 <paNdiS> what have you trained under
18:00 <paNdiS> ?
18:00 <Picard> paNdiS he lifts more then NRL players
18:00 <Picard> dont mess with him
18:00 <paNdiS> me boxing, maur thai, zendukai, kendo, wing tsun
18:00 <Skirmish> Heaps more.  Like, I wait until an NRL player is holding weights and then I lift him AND his weights. 
18:00 <Skirmish> So easy. 
18:00 <paNdiS> yer
18:00 <paNdiS> ^
18:00 <Skirmish> Just deadlift like a boss. 
18:00 <paNdiS> i practise every day
19:00 <paNdiS> oh yea
19:00 <paNdiS> like Yilmaz
19:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <paNdiS> meaning Unbeatable
19:00 <paNdiS> Brave
19:00 <paNdiS> etc
19:00 <paNdiS> you loser!
19:00 <paNdiS> it is never about what you have studied
19:00 <paNdiS> it is about not wanting to fight.
19:00 <Skirmish> You've lost me to be honest. 
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't even know what you're talking about anymore.
20:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <paNdiS> hundred punch?
20:00 <paNdiS> you know what that is?
20:00 <Picard> thats annoying :)
20:00 <paNdiS> know what it is designed for?
20:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
20:00 <paNdiS> it's not to hurt you
20:00 <paNdiS> it's to distract you
20:00 <paNdiS> doesn't even touch you
20:00 <Skirmish> like a squirrel? 
21:00 <paNdiS> but then push you back n down
21:00 <paNdiS> you don't know shit.
21:00 <Skirmish> How does it push me back and down if it doesn't touch me? 
21:00 <paNdiS> a hundred punch?
21:00 <paNdiS> from centre
21:00 <paNdiS> to urs
21:00 <paNdiS> pushing u backward
21:00 <paNdiS> and push u over
21:00 <Skirmish> You said it doesn't touch me .... yet it pushes me down and backwards? 
21:00 <paNdiS> no fight, fight over.
22:00 <Skirmish> You need to put some more effort into making sense.  Great story even without the dragons though. 
22:00 <paNdiS> I'm 3rd in state
22:00 <paNdiS> come over
22:00 <paNdiS> to adelaide
22:00 <Skirmish> Really?  What discipline? 
22:00 <paNdiS> we'll organize a fight.
22:00 <paNdiS> none
23:00 <Skirmish> How are you 3rd in state then? 
23:00 <paNdiS> this will be under
23:00 <Skirmish> 3rd at what?
23:00 <paNdiS> im not compromising shit for you
23:00 <Skirmish> So you are the second of the losers.  Not even the first loser. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Second loser in the state at what? 
23:00 <paNdiS> 3rd is cool
23:00 <paNdiS> why look at it like that
24:00 <paNdiS> I got a fight tomorrow
24:00 <paNdiS> I get bashed okay
24:00 <paNdiS> doesnt make me pussy.
24:00 <paNdiS> i gotta learn from it
25:00 <Skirmish> Have you met Adam Hodge? 
26:00 <paNdiS> wz wonderin when u bring up bs
26:00 <paNdiS> my hand is so fucked
26:00 <paNdiS> right hand
26:00 <paNdiS> lucky i get in boxin
26:00 <paNdiS> ur a fkn pussy
27:00 <paNdiS> Nerm
27:00 <Skirmish> So you have a broken hand, and you are fighting tomorrow?  You are amazing. 
27:00 <paNdiS> haha
27:00 <Skirmish> So tough! I couldn't do that. 
27:00 <paNdiS> love you man
27:00 <paNdiS> train ur arse so hot
27:00 <paNdiS> I saw two fat dudes
27:00 <paNdiS> when i first went in
27:00 <paNdiS> and these guys train champs
27:00 <paNdiS> fkn kick my ass at shit
28:00 <Skirmish> So you are basically a punching bag? 
28:00 <paNdiS> actually
28:00 <paNdiS> idiot
28:00 <paNdiS> people
28:00 <Skirmish> Is that why you are fat? Some cushion for their pushin? 
28:00 <paNdiS> were, the first punching bags
28:00 <paNdiS> so boxers
28:00 <paNdiS> likes Tyson
28:00 <paNdiS> have
28:00 <Skirmish> They enjoy punching you because you are so soft! 
28:00 <paNdiS> a human boxing bag.
28:00 <paNdiS> that's where it comes from.
29:00 <paNdiS> did you know that?
29:00 <Skirmish> Like, fighters come into your gym and say OMFG HE'S SO FLUFFY I'M GUNNA DIE!!! and then start punching you. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah? 
29:00 <paNdiS> you don't read well do you?
29:00 <paNdiS> If you walked into the gym
29:00 <Skirmish> I confess ... I stopped paying attention a LOOOOOOOONG way back.
29:00 <paNdiS> as high on your life, postal..
30:00 <paNdiS> you'd be kicked out
30:00 <paNdiS> if not wanting
30:00 <paNdiS> you'd be bashed
30:00 <paNdiS> MAN IT'S FUNNY HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU KNOW
30:00 <paNdiS> come to SA
30:00 <Skirmish> Bashed you say. Sounds terrible. Are you sure that I should really be worried about your group of girl guides? 
30:00 <paNdiS> come to adels
30:00 <paNdiS> come meet Nermin
31:00 <Skirmish> I know a fighter in SA.  I will ask him on facebook if he has ever heard of you.
31:00 <paNdiS> come meet my filo master
31:00 <paNdiS> idc if you bashed me
31:00 <Skirmish> 3rd in the state, I am guessing you have fought him at some stage.
31:00 <paNdiS> if i put effort in
31:00 <paNdiS> that's good enough
31:00 <paNdiS> now boxin
32:00 <paNdiS> why dont you call me Skirmish
32:00 <paNdiS> let's organize off irc.
32:00 <paNdiS> And i promise i wont have you held up
33:00 <Skirmish> lol are you really challenging me? 
33:00 <Skirmish> Why the fuck would I come all the way to SA just to laugh at you throwing helicopters? 
35:00 <paNdiS> Iam
35:00 <paNdiS> I am challenging you.
35:00 <paNdiS> want my address?
35:00 <paNdiS> to bash me?
36:00 <paNdiS> let's give it a fair name
36:00 <Skirmish> Why would I want to even see you let alone bash you? 
36:00 <paNdiS> you come
36:00 <Skirmish> Why are you talking such nonsense?
36:00 <paNdiS> you've said you would.
36:00 <Skirmish> Stop drinking the hand sanitiser.
36:00 <paNdiS> I got two mate around
36:00 <paNdiS> cousins
36:00 <paNdiS> from moonta
37:00 <paNdiS> stayin over the weekend
37:00 <paNdiS> want to come down
37:00 <paNdiS> come down
37:00 <paNdiS> tye and josh
37:00 <paNdiS> with me
37:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't want to interrupt your gay weekend.  
37:00 <paNdiS> cmon Skirmish
38:00 <paNdiS> ohh
38:00 <paNdiS> aww
38:00 <simba> can u guys go 2 pm
38:00 <Skirmish> I've got to wash my hair this weekend anyway. 
38:00 <paNdiS> talk big.
38:00 <Skirmish> And you know ... life and everything. 
38:00 <paNdiS> k simba
38:00 <simba> poor #melby
38:00 <Skirmish> Haven't you been entertained by his lunacy? 
39:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back British^Meat.  
39:00 <simba>  not 4 a while ,,
39:00 <British^Meat> allo allo allo, wots all this then?
40:00 <Skirmish> I have been challenged. Panda wants to fight me. 
40:00 <simba> Fighting in real life?
40:00 <British^Meat> a fight fight?
40:00 <Skirmish> simba: I think that is what he meant. 
40:00 <British^Meat> what about his "bond"
41:00 <Skirmish> Panda wants me to come to SA and fight him. 
41:00 <simba> i think he just wants someone to play in Mortal Kombat ,, , , 
41:00 <British^Meat> i suppose it doesnt matter if its mutual, i wont tell, honest
41:00 <Skirmish> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> He's fighting tomorrow. You local boys should go and cheer him on.
41:00 <Skirmish> He's 3rd in the state!  
41:00 <Skirmish> He refuses to say in what though. 
41:00 <paNdiS> I once put spent fly sperms into a toilet.
42:00 <Skirmish> 3rd largest my little pony collection in the state probably. 
42:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
42:00 <paNdiS> howcome you go on about the lil pony thing
42:00 <Skirmish> Panda is a Bronie. 
42:00 <paNdiS> just wonderin not havin a go..
42:00 <paNdiS> ?
42:00 <paNdiS> thx
43:00 <paNdiS> just asking dude.
43:00 <paNdiS> I got mega smurfs man.
43:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-06/my-little-pony-attract-male-fans-known-as-bronies/5794106
43:00 <British^Meat> oh, the ones Picard trains
44:00 <paNdiS> wow
44:00 <paNdiS> why hate Picard?
44:00 <paNdiS> can't you just talk without mentioning anybody
44:00 <Skirmish> Nobody hates Picard. 
44:00 <paNdiS> ?
44:00 <paNdiS> you mentioned him again.
44:00 <Skirmish> Nobody hates you. 
44:00 <Skirmish> We all simply dismiss you both off hand as wankers. 
44:00 <British^Meat> picard is a twat, y do u not know this
45:00 <paNdiS> Picard is a guy that runs his own business and has a family.
45:00 <paNdiS> what he says on irc is up to him.
45:00 <Skirmish> His family is leaving and the businesses are probably not even real. Next. 
45:00 <paNdiS> wow
46:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
46:00 <paNdiS> I remember not long ago
46:00 <Skirmish> Here we go .... flashback.
46:00 <paNdiS> you having nothing, I've told you, and now you're studying and have a job
46:00 <paNdiS> you feel inferior
46:00 <Skirmish> When have I had nothing? 
46:00 <paNdiS> you're mental.
46:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about? 
47:00 <paNdiS> you're MENTAL!
47:00 <paNdiS> nobody likes a guy
47:00 <Skirmish> If you say so ... 
47:00 <paNdiS> that arks up
47:00 <paNdiS> pretends
47:00 <paNdiS> you were never a leader
47:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
47:00 <paNdiS> and who wants to be
47:00 <ShadowLurker> I see the channel has reverted back to normal
47:00 <Skirmish> lol couleurs that made me laugh.  Brilliant timing. 
47:00 <couleurs> w00t
47:00 <paNdiS> now, you find yourself in a different possition
48:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: Don't mess with me, I am mental. 
48:00 <paNdiS> doesn't change who you are inside Skirmish
48:00 <Skirmish> I will skin your cats and wear them as lovely hats! 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> oh true
48:00 <paNdiS> no
48:00 <paNdiS> mrdanger
48:00 <paNdiS> put you in place
48:00 <Skirmish> Did he? 
48:00 <paNdiS> I don't need to.
48:00 <Skirmish> I must have needed to be put in my place then.
48:00 <Skirmish> I am glad he could do it. 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <paNdiS> thing aboug you guys is you go on
49:00 <ShadowLurker> omg lol
49:00 <paNdiS> confirm everything you want
49:00 <Skirmish> you guys?  Who else are you including in this now? 
49:00 <paNdiS> you give shit to people
49:00 <paNdiS> that have kids
49:00 <paNdiS> older than urs
50:00 <paNdiS> you say Skirmish you have one-hundred-percent knowledge your kid wont get up to skit
50:00 <paNdiS> i was 9
50:00 <paNdiS> macking a chick
50:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus fuck
50:00 <Skirmish> If my kid was you ... I would drown it. 
50:00 <paNdiS> whom also was nine yrs old
50:00 <Skirmish> 100%
50:00 <ShadowLurker> enough
50:00 <paNdiS> ShadowLurker
50:00 <paNdiS> did you see it?
50:00 <couleurs> lol
50:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish got ownd
51:00 <paNdiS> by mrdanger
51:00 <paNdiS> at least ino my kid
51:00 <paNdiS> 10 soon
51:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
51:00 <ShadowLurker> righto
51:00 <paNdiS> and i DONT know everything he gets up to
51:00 <Skirmish> You are a magnificent role model for your child panda. 
51:00 <paNdiS> neither does his mother
52:00 <paNdiS> yeah but you dont know me irl does ya
52:00 <Skirmish> No, thankfully. 
52:00 <paNdiS> umm
52:00 <Skirmish> I know your personality. That is enough. :) 
52:00 <Serenity> HEY GUYS
52:00 <paNdiS> hufffalufffagus?
52:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah blah
52:00 <Serenity> WE'RE GONNA BE NICE NOW ARENT WE
52:00 <paNdiS> my friend
52:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
52:00 <paNdiS> oi Serenity
52:00 <paNdiS> let me have this
52:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I've been nice since our chat begun. What are you talking about?
52:00 <ShadowLurker>  O.o
53:00 <Serenity> i dont actually know whats going on
53:00 <paNdiS> my son
53:00 <paNdiS> and his mother
53:00 <Serenity> ive just been cleaning cat shit
53:00 <ShadowLurker> the usual shit
53:00 <paNdiS> don't ever diss them
53:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Me too!  I mean, chatting with Panda. 
53:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
53:00 <paNdiS> less you mean to come here
53:00 <paNdiS> like you have threatened
53:00 <paNdiS> I am rich
53:00 <paNdiS> you are not.
53:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahha
53:00 <Skirmish> Give me a loan? 
53:00 <Serenity> Skirmish and paNdiS ignore each other plz
54:00 <Serenity> i dont want to get my spank stick out
54:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* ok. 
54:00 <paNdiS> k
54:00 <ShadowLurker> ooooh
54:00 <ShadowLurker> plz
54:00 <Serenity> thanks
54:00 <Serenity> much appreciates
54:00 <paNdiS> SEZZ
55:00 <paNdiS> man 2 man him i on fone ye?
55:00 <Serenity> ghostface?
56:00 <Skirmish> This is my final contribution. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ftNcOTbiqo
56:00 <Serenity> what is this
56:00 <Serenity> sounds like ernie
56:00 <Skirmish> Voice recording. 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lll
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <paNdiS> wait
57:00 <paNdiS> WAIIIIIIR
57:00 <paNdiS> WAIIIIT
57:00 <paNdiS> pplsss
57:00 <paNdiS> so this means
57:00 <paNdiS> Serenity
57:00 <paNdiS> and ShadowLurker
57:00 <paNdiS> get to fuck on irc
57:00 <paNdiS> infront all of us
57:00 <ShadowLurker> dont address me
57:00 <Skirmish> So lost.
57:00 <paNdiS> popcorn?
58:00 <paNdiS> paulie dont me rude
58:00 <Serenity> anyhooo
58:00 <Serenity> before this gets any more awkward for me
58:00 <Serenity> and i have to chuck a tanty and blast everyone
58:00 <Serenity> you three dont talk to each other
58:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish
58:00 <Serenity> no
58:00 <paNdiS> can we go to pm
58:00 <Serenity> no no no
58:00 <Skirmish> lol 3? 
58:00 <Serenity> yes pm
58:00 <paNdiS> yea
58:00 <paNdiS> pm?
58:00 <paNdiS> ????
58:00 <Skirmish> Sorry for getting you dragged into this ShadowLurker. 
59:00 <paNdiS> oh
59:00 <ShadowLurker> meh
59:00 <paNdiS> no pm
59:00 <Serenity> im so banning everyone
59:00 <Serenity> in about 5 seconds
59:00 <paNdiS> sorry PAULIE
59:00 <ShadowLurker> I have nothing to say
59:00 <Serenity> see how much i laugh about this then
59:00 <paNdiS> nothin against u but
59:00 <Serenity> nope
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