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11:01:00 <couleurs> Go Everton !
11:06:00 <British^Meat> Southampton
11:07:00 <couleurs> ok
11:10:00 <couleurs> coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:14:00 <X88B88> Yes plz
11:14:00 <couleurs> X6666666
11:21:00 <couleurs> Brb
11:21:00 <matrix> hb
11:21:00 <EzyRider> Fuck the coffee, I've been drinking bourbons since 10am.
11:24:00 <EzyRider> Although, I may have to do another bottleshop run.. not sure I have enough bourbon to last the day..
11:26:00 <matrix> Sure you can make it last
11:36:00 <couleurs> ok
11:37:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 a bit o FiFa...
11:41:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:48:00 <couleurs> #Nikky`
11:48:00 <Nikky`> hey couleurs
11:49:00 <EzyRider> Wow.. Nikky` still comes on here too.. amazeballs.
11:50:00 <Nikky`> Sadly, i'm still here but its now limited to weekends here n there
11:50:00 <EzyRider> Regardless, good to see a few of the old nicks here and there.
11:50:00 <EzyRider> I was starting to think that IRC had irrevocably changed.
11:50:00 <Nikky`> It has tho
11:50:00 <British^Meat> big word
11:51:00 <EzyRider> Pretty sure I'd fall off my chair if Slap`Nutz showed up..
11:51:00 <EzyRider> BM, I get wordy when drinking.
11:55:00 <couleurs> `seen boris
11:55:00 <couleurs> `seen Skrotus
11:57:00 <Shenk> !seen skrotus
11:57:00 <Shenk> `seen skrotus
11:57:00 <couleurs> NOPE
11:58:00 <Shenk> couleurs skrotus is a loser
11:58:00 <Shenk> kaspa
11:58:00 <couleurs> k
12:01:00 <doctor> all gone :(
12:01:00 <couleurs> :(
12:03:00 <doctor> they will forever live on in memory. RIP boris, RIP Skrotus
12:04:00 <couleurs> agreed.
12:06:00 <Shenk> Kaspa
12:07:00 <Shenk> Fucking balding loser
12:08:00 <Shenk> Nikky`
12:08:00 <Shenk> ban me from here slut
12:08:00 <Shenk> oh thats right
12:08:00 <Shenk> you can't
12:09:00 <Shenk> LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
12:09:00 <Floss> Shenk you're pathetic
12:09:00 <Shenk> rofl @ Floss
12:09:00 <Shenk> I have enjoyed tormenting you all this morning
12:09:00 <Shenk> Very easy pickings the lot of you
12:09:00 <Shenk> The flock of losers
12:09:00 <Shenk> lololollollollol
12:10:00 <couleurs> :)
12:10:00 <Floss> Sup couleurs
12:10:00 <Shenk> couleurs, tell me about the riddlers video
12:11:00 <Shenk> That fucking FAGGOT TheRiddler
12:11:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like lust.
12:11:00 <couleurs> ;)
12:11:00 <Skirmish> You lust theriddler.
12:11:00 <Floss> That explains a lot
12:11:00 <couleurs> agreed.
12:11:00 <Skirmish> He has a lady boner for theriddler.
12:11:00 <Floss> Bu?
12:12:00 <Shenk> Skirmish how was the King Size Mars Bar?
12:12:00 <Floss> He talks about bum and poo a lot
12:12:00 <Skirmish> Always with the homo-erotic displays as well.
12:12:00 <Shenk> You pretending it was a log of shit yeah?
12:12:00 <EzyRider> "Bu"; definition: Sound made by the illiterate and the special needs children on the short bus. Usually infers that nothing is known, and nothing can be known.
12:12:00 <Shenk> Sucking on shit like you usually do
12:12:00 <Shenk> lololololololololololol
12:13:00 <Skirmish> Shenk: It was delicious. My pancreas will enjoy the workout that it will provide.
12:13:00 <Shenk> Skirmish when was the last time you went into a public toilet and had a suck of the urinal cakes?
12:13:00 <Skirmish> August 2006.
12:14:00 <Skirmish> It was a dare. Won $20.
12:14:00 <Shenk> More like yesterday you fucking faggot
12:14:00 <Floss> Keeps calling ppl faggot, talks about bums, the evidence is really stacking up
12:15:00 <couleurs> agreed.
12:15:00 <Shenk> Floss when do you start work bitch?
12:15:00 <Shenk> The sooner the better
12:15:00 <Shenk> Keep you from talking shit all day
12:17:00 <Floss> The only one talking shit here is you cupcake.
12:17:00 <Shenk> Floss: asl?
12:24:00 <couleurs> no
12:24:00 <Floss> 38/m/syria
12:25:00 <couleurs> coooool
12:30:00 <Skirmish> Floss is looking for a bride. You should go to Syria and marry Floss, Shenk.
12:32:00 <Skirmish> Then you won't look so stupid walking the street of Cabramatta in your burqa.
12:32:00 <British^Meat> get in there son
12:34:00 <Blarp> stupid is, as stupid does
12:37:00 <couleurs> ok
12:41:00 <Shenk> British^Meat
12:42:00 <Shenk> British^Meat: how are you?
12:43:00 <matrix> afternoon ppl.
12:44:00 <Blarp> *nods* matr
12:44:00 <Blarp> +ix :p
12:44:00 <matrix> Did I miss much while I was away
12:44:00 <Floss> Shenk is my newest child bride
12:44:00 <matrix> Oh lol
12:44:00 <Floss> Praise allah
12:45:00 <matrix> Shenk as in troll shenk?
12:45:00 <Floss> Yes troll brides are the best
12:45:00 <matrix> lol
12:45:00 <matrix> Make a nice home under the bridge
12:45:00 <Floss> She will clean my jockstraps with her troll tongue
12:46:00 <Floss> And suck off my camels
12:46:00 <matrix> Lol. perfect
12:47:00 <matrix> Well everything seems normal in here
12:54:00 <couleurs> yeh but n e 1 4 FiFa?
12:54:00 <matrix> ciao
12:55:00 <couleurs> chow
12:58:00 <Shenk> Floss
13:03:00 <stebie> fifa yessss
13:03:00 <stebie> pes is better
13:03:00 <stebie> just sayin
13:03:00 <couleurs> `ban stebie GET OUT
13:03:00 <stebie> ._.
13:03:00 <British^Meat> heh, havent heard PES in yrs
13:03:00 <British^Meat> is it still a thing?
13:04:00 <couleurs> :~)
13:04:00 <stebie> played PES14 last night at a mate's place
13:04:00 <stebie> haven't played PES in a couple of years
13:05:00 <couleurs> yes it's better but fifa is v good this year
13:05:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
13:11:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
13:15:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!
13:19:00 <British^Meat> ps4lyf
13:19:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren n i hate u
13:19:00 <British^Meat> and also wiiu
13:20:00 <couleurs> xbox sux!!!!!!!!!
13:21:00 <MrMark> peek a boo!
13:25:00 <couleurs> :p
13:27:00 <couleurs> ;)
13:31:00 <supernintendochalmers> Hahahaha!!!!!!
13:42:00 <supernintendochalmers> Test
13:42:00 <Skirmish> FUCKING AIDS. I cannot find the information I seek.
13:43:00 <supernintendochalmers> OK Google.
13:44:00 <Skirmish> I did google.
13:44:00 <supernintendochalmers> Eboler.
13:46:00 <supernintendochalmers> X-Factor.
13:48:00 <supernintendochalmers> http://youtu.be/1TphEh0Qgv0
13:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arrested Development - Chicken Dance (Whole Family) (Aug 8, 2012) 0:28 - Category: Comedy - views - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
13:48:00 <supernintendochalmers> lol
13:53:00 <supernintendochalmers> never gets old!!!!!!!!!!
13:55:00 <simba> snes!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:56:00 <supernintendochalmers> epic ban!!!!!!!!!!!
13:58:00 <simba> go lions, brisban lions, we'll hear the mighty roar.... you'll hear, the mighty roar...
13:58:00 <simba> we are the pride of brisbane town! we wear maroon, blue and gold!!!!!!"
14:00:00 <supernintendochalmers> bvb lost again
14:00:00 <supernintendochalmers> Hahaha!!!!!
14:00:00 <simba> oh yea what teh fuck
14:00:00 <simba> the first goal of kolns looked like some bad lfc defending
14:00:00 <simba> every1 pulled every where
14:00:00 <supernintendochalmers> bvb are lfc now... bad!!!!
14:01:00 <supernintendochalmers> Hahaha!!!!!
14:01:00 <simba> hummels = skrtells
14:01:00 <British^Meat> heh, silly mayo
14:01:00 <supernintendochalmers> meanwhile bayern won 6-0
14:02:00 <British^Meat> soton 8 -0
14:02:00 <supernintendochalmers> http://gfycat.com/RepentantDeterminedDonkey
14:02:00 <simba> aguero 4
14:02:00 <simba> lol
14:03:00 <simba> muller hilarious
14:03:00 <supernintendochalmers> http://i.imgur.com/gOJ0tQp.gif
14:03:00 <British^Meat> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8347282944/h71FAF116/
14:04:00 <British^Meat> my anaconda dont want none
14:04:00 <British^Meat> ur gif is taking waaaaaayyyyyyyy too long
14:05:00 <supernintendochalmers> :)
14:05:00 <simba> ***56k warning***
14:06:00 <supernintendochalmers> whoops!!!
14:06:00 <simba> metz - rennes
14:06:00 <simba> meet the metz
14:07:00 <supernintendochalmers> barcer owned 2
14:07:00 <supernintendochalmers> and real
14:07:00 <supernintendochalmers> every1 won 6+ - 0
14:09:00 <supernintendochalmers> champiens league next week woo-hoo
14:10:00 <supernintendochalmers> http://i.imgur.com/7t2yts4.gif
14:10:00 <supernintendochalmers> that some power ranger shit
14:12:00 <British^Meat> simba hasnt turned on his ps3 4 yonks
14:12:00 <simba> true dat
14:13:00 <simba> i think reals next match is us :x
14:13:00 <supernintendochalmers> in da bin
14:13:00 <British^Meat> mines on ALL DA TIME
14:13:00 <British^Meat> not really, it isnt
14:14:00 <simba> did u take urs to gumtree super nintendo
14:14:00 <supernintendochalmers> not yet i just unplugged it
14:15:00 <British^Meat> mines streams media at night time, thats about it
14:15:00 <British^Meat> i need to take up drugs again
14:15:00 <simba> i dont think you can even put media on a usb and jam it in the ps4 to watch stuff anymore
14:16:00 <supernintendochalmers> yea not yet
14:16:00 <British^Meat> not yet no
14:16:00 <supernintendochalmers> gr8 feature
14:16:00 <British^Meat> u got a ps4 den?
14:16:00 <simba> they want u $igned up
14:16:00 <simba> its on loan
14:16:00 <British^Meat> mad
14:16:00 <supernintendochalmers> in 2.0 software they will... probaby next month
14:16:00 <simba> short term loan - might be extended for the season
14:16:00 <simba> they betta
14:16:00 <supernintendochalmers> but who cares i got a chromecast!!!!!!!!
14:16:00 <British^Meat> yer big update coming soon
14:17:00 <simba> just like the infamous 'heists update'
14:17:00 <British^Meat> https://twitter.com/photosofootball/status/523128469912584193/photo/1
14:18:00 <British^Meat> hah, is that ever gonna happen?
14:18:00 <British^Meat> the ps4 versoin will be out by the time u can do that on ps3 version
14:18:00 <British^Meat> (we are talking abouit gta5 yes?)
14:18:00 <simba> yes
14:18:00 <supernintendochalmers> gran turismo auto 5
14:19:00 <supernintendochalmers> i preordered it for $45 c u there
14:19:00 <simba> theyre making a movie trilogy for the ps3 GTAs
14:19:00 <simba> ps2*
14:20:00 <supernintendochalmers> aw
14:20:00 <British^Meat> bayonetta bluray
14:20:00 <British^Meat> hook in
14:22:00 <supernintendochalmers> might get that dumb car game so i can beat B1 in both car game and soccer game ha ha
14:22:00 <British^Meat> looks aiight
14:22:00 <TheRon> don't do that it just encourages it
14:23:00 <British^Meat> completely forgotten what its claled now :/
14:23:00 <British^Meat> err called
14:23:00 <simba> car game
14:23:00 <TheRon> woah black betty bam ba lam
14:24:00 <simba> drive club?
14:24:00 <simba> pretty close to car game
14:24:00 <British^Meat> yer thats it
14:24:00 <TheRon> don't talk about drive club!!
14:24:00 <supernintendochalmers> golf club
14:24:00 <simba> go back 2 midnight club biatch
14:24:00 <simba> DUB edition
14:24:00 <British^Meat> no
14:24:00 <British^Meat> u
14:24:00 <simba> remember when 50 cent had a shooting game
14:25:00 <simba> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent:_Blood_on_the_Sand
14:25:00 <TheRon> 50 cent is so hard
14:25:00 <British^Meat> hah yup
14:25:00 <British^Meat> was he also in that fighting game?
14:25:00 <British^Meat> def jam?
14:25:00 <simba> yea
14:26:00 <simba> g g g g unit
14:26:00 <TheRon> so blly brownless
14:26:00 <British^Meat> im not really up to speed on the whole rap things
14:26:00 <simba> i wish billy brownless doing that was on the internet
14:26:00 <simba> it was awesome
14:26:00 <supernintendochalmers> napoli fc!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:26:00 <British^Meat> but that game sucked
14:32:00 <simba> the dog was just outside barking at 2 fucken massive lizards sitting on each other in the garden
14:32:00 <TheRon> feel good....
14:32:00 <simba> it was mental
14:32:00 <MrMark> lizard sex
14:32:00 <supernintendochalmers> iLLuMiNaTi
14:32:00 <TheRon> gecko sex
14:34:00 <British^Meat> LIZARD WARS
14:34:00 <British^Meat> oops
14:34:00 <British^Meat> this top 40 music the wifer is listening to is sooooooooo shit
14:34:00 <British^Meat> when did we as a species stop making music?
14:34:00 <TheRon> when did kurt cobain die?
14:34:00 <MrMark> it all went down hill after the spice girls
14:34:00 <supernintendochalmers> :)
14:35:00 <simba> ages ago
14:35:00 <TheRon> 1985??
14:35:00 <supernintendochalmers> kermit cocaine
14:36:00 <British^Meat> i think its safe to say that i hate every song in the top 30
14:36:00 <TheRon> whats in the top 30?
14:36:00 <British^Meat> bad enough i have to listen to that shit every night at work too
14:37:00 <TheRon> its DARE!
14:37:00 <simba> everything on the radio is comedic. the talkback is hilarious, the people who call in are hilarious, the music on fm is hilarious
14:38:00 <simba> its all designed to make you laugh and nothing more
14:38:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
14:38:00 <British^Meat> sorry, but im constantly frowning when the radio is on :|
14:39:00 <MrMark> 94 cobain died i think
14:40:00 <British^Meat> probably the only reason nirvan became as popular as they are
14:40:00 <British^Meat> I know none of my mates started listening to em until he topped himself
14:41:00 <simba> nirvana made depression cool too
14:41:00 <TheRon> this beer is very refreshing
14:41:00 <doctor> RIP Cocaine
14:41:00 <British^Meat> be insteresting to see what they'd be like now
14:41:00 <British^Meat> fade off like smashing pumpkins
14:41:00 <British^Meat> carry on like pearl jam
14:42:00 <TheRon> new foo fighters on the way
14:42:00 <doctor> I heard ISIS are currently waging war on his grave in Syria
14:42:00 <British^Meat> or just be rubbish like everclear
14:42:00 <simba> they would be horrible
14:42:00 <simba> possibly even gayer singles than foo fighters
14:42:00 <British^Meat> hah
14:42:00 <supernintendochalmers> rock on like cold play
14:43:00 <simba> bam ba lam
14:43:00 <TheRon> you guys are so hardcore
14:43:00 <British^Meat> coldplays latest single, WTF is up with that?
14:43:00 <simba> i know clocks and yellow
14:43:00 <simba> does that count
14:44:00 <MrMark> time of your life
14:44:00 <supernintendochalmers> seinfeld - time of your life.mp3
14:45:00 <British^Meat> lol, i wish sienfeld did sing that
14:45:00 <British^Meat> that'd be awesome
14:45:00 <TheRon> you do realize thats green day - good riddance
14:45:00 <MrMark> sorry
14:46:00 <simba> seinfeld did it in a montage
14:46:00 <TheRon> so you should be
14:46:00 <simba> http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/attachments/snts-11-12-07-19-jpg.18363/ - rafa benitez comes to the afl
14:46:00 <supernintendochalmers> lol
14:47:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - clint eastwood
14:47:00 <supernintendochalmers> clint eastwood - dirty hary.mp3
14:48:00 <MrMark> Harry was sooo dirty
14:52:00 <supernintendochalmers> agreed.
14:56:00 <TheRon> so who here is booking an isis holiday??
14:56:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati
14:56:00 <Skirmish> He is tired of being a Lamb of Lebanon, he is going to go overseas and be a Lion.
14:57:00 <TheRon> and that be code
15:00:00 <MrMark> all u wanna do is ride around Sally...ride Sally ride
15:00:00 <TheRon> so should i stay or should i go
15:02:00 <MrMark> all bound for moo moo land....
15:05:00 <Skirmish> AH GA DO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE.
15:08:00 <British^Meat> oh god Skirmish
15:08:00 <British^Meat> please dont do that again :)
15:08:00 <Skirmish> :-D
15:09:00 <supernintendochalmers> :p
15:09:00 <matrix> oh what did I walk in on
15:09:00 <Skirmish> Nothing. With your arrival, it dies.
15:10:00 <matrix> it died when you started singing
15:10:00 <British^Meat> https://33.media.tumblr.com/d6ebc49d2624af5dfb4a70d3cfbbe6f7/tumblr_mhghf4C5NT1s174k3o1_400.gif
15:11:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, wonderwall
15:11:00 <MrMark> oasis
15:12:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:12:00 <MrMark> mid 90s
15:12:00 <matrix> I have that album ......
15:12:00 <Skirmish> http://memecrunch.com/meme/53SSH/chat-killer/image.png?w=498&c=1
15:15:00 <TheRon> WOO HOO!!
15:16:00 <supernintendochalmers> :p
15:17:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/MTUB69w.gif
15:18:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
15:18:00 <MrMark> bazoongas!!
15:19:00 <MrMark> fun bags!
15:19:00 <MrMark> melons!
15:19:00 <TheRon> melons
15:19:00 <British^Meat> http://38.media.tumblr.com/8ced1e62b6a16e95d59b9724c5d0bee2/tumblr_nb1sktHJDo1sk0i2mo1_250.gif
15:19:00 <British^Meat> crunch
15:19:00 <MrMark> norks!
15:19:00 <British^Meat> please, dont encourage him...
15:19:00 <MrMark> hooters!
15:19:00 <TheRon> see now we're talking turkey
15:20:00 <MrMark> turkey slap
15:20:00 <TheRon> boobs are better than games
15:20:00 <British^Meat> hah
15:20:00 <British^Meat> have u ever played with either?
15:20:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:20:00 <MrMark> nipples mmmmmmmmmmm
15:20:00 <supernintendochalmers> 80085
15:21:00 <MrMark> ahhhh boobs on a calculator
15:22:00 <MrMark> thats old school dude!
15:22:00 <TheRon> i want a girl with the short skirt and th elong jacket
15:22:00 <EzyRider> Yep.. definitely gonna have to do another bottle shop run.
15:22:00 <EzyRider> I'm out of bourbon.
15:22:00 <EzyRider> Fuckety.
15:22:00 <MrMark> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
15:22:00 <MrMark> out of bourbon!
15:23:00 <EzyRider> I have tears.. actual tears.
15:23:00 <TheRon> bourbon flavoured breasts?
15:23:00 <MrMark> u poor thing
15:23:00 <MrMark> get to the bottle shop!stat!
15:24:00 <EzyRider> Meh.. might just send the wife.
15:25:00 <TheRon> usually best
15:25:00 <EzyRider> After all, what's the point of having a wife?
15:25:00 <MrMark> shes gotta be good for something
15:25:00 <EzyRider> Exactly right.
15:25:00 <TheRon> my wife she is dead
15:25:00 <TheRon> don't worry i have new wife
15:25:00 <EzyRider> You get rid of one wife, and then went and got another one?
15:25:00 <EzyRider> Are you mental?!
15:25:00 <MrMark> must be
15:26:00 <EzyRider> Shit dude, if you wanted a wife, you only had to ask..
15:26:00 <EzyRider> I would have given you mine.
15:26:00 <EzyRider> Gladly.
15:26:00 <TheRon> she died from exhaustion in the feild
15:26:00 <MrMark> field
15:28:00 <TheRon> goo goo dolls - name
15:34:00 <TheRon> i drink my beer like its a cup of tea
15:34:00 <TheRon> little pinkie finger in the air
15:34:00 <EzyRider> Rightly so. Bogans need etiquette.
15:34:00 <MrMark> oooer
15:34:00 <MrMark> do u hold your bong the same way?
15:34:00 <TheRon> i dont smoke
15:35:00 <MrMark> not a true bogan then
15:35:00 <MrMark> :P
15:35:00 <TheRon> nope
15:35:00 <TheRon> i drive a holden does that count?
15:35:00 <MrMark> maybe
15:35:00 <EzyRider> I was going to give away the booze, and just be a smoker, but it all seems like too much hard work to source up all the time.
15:35:00 <TheRon> i like acdc
15:35:00 <MrMark> does it have no matchin colour body panels?
15:35:00 <EzyRider> Does it have a Chev badge on it?
15:35:00 <TheRon> everything is original
15:36:00 <MrMark> oh yeah and the chev badge
15:36:00 <EzyRider> Not a True Bogan (TM) then.
15:36:00 <MrMark> yep
15:36:00 <EzyRider> Nikky` is a true bogan.
15:36:00 <MrMark> do u drink Jack Daniels from cans?
15:36:00 <TheRon> woo hoo kryptonite
15:36:00 <Nikky`> I am?
15:36:00 <TheRon> hate it
15:36:00 <TheRon> i'm a scotch man
15:36:00 <EzyRider> Don't deny the Chevy badge on your Kia Nikky`.
15:37:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
15:37:00 <Nikky`> oh, never knew I drove a kia but sure
15:37:00 <TheRon> did you know the kia will be racing in the v8's nesxt season
15:37:00 <Nikky`> Doodle :o)
15:37:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos o///
15:37:00 <EzyRider> o_O
15:38:00 <TheRon> ever seen that cash cow on sunrise in the mornings\
15:38:00 <TheRon> you gotta watch him, he's all hands
15:38:00 <MrMark> once Ford pulls out its Kias all the way
15:39:00 <TheRon> reliability could be an issue
15:39:00 <Doodle> kias are more reliable than fords
15:39:00 <Doodle> fact
15:39:00 <MrMark> but these Kias will cost 500k and have chevy V8s
15:40:00 <EzyRider> Fords are more reliable than Holdens.. at least on fuel use..
15:40:00 <EzyRider> Right Whingecup?
15:41:00 <EzyRider> Goddamn kernel updates..
15:41:00 <EzyRider> I don't wanna reboot :/
15:42:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ
15:42:00 <MrMark> dont reboot then
15:42:00 <TheRon> i get colonel updates
15:42:00 <Doodle> Col. Update
15:42:00 <TheRon> KFC
15:42:00 <MrMark> the colonels herbs and spices
15:42:00 <Doodle> lol
15:43:00 <Doodle> my mate bought kfc over last night
15:43:00 <Doodle> revolting
15:43:00 <MrMark> it always is
15:43:00 <Doodle> the dog liked it
15:43:00 <MrMark> did the dog sie afterwards
15:43:00 <MrMark> die
15:43:00 <bert187> bert187 is online
15:43:00 <Doodle> no unfortunately
15:44:00 <MrMark> Kentucky Fried Cat
15:44:00 <British^Meat> how long till he gets kicked/banned?
15:44:00 <TheRon> would it be wrong to feed rooster chicken??
15:44:00 <MrMark> no
15:44:00 <Doodle> lol
15:44:00 <Doodle> i say less than 10 mins British^Meat
15:45:00 <TheRon> who's getting kicked??
15:46:00 <TheRon> fez and his breasts getting kicked?
15:47:00 <Fez> I wish i had breasts
15:47:00 <TheRon> yeah, something to play with
15:48:00 <Fez> I wouksnt whinge about back pain
15:48:00 <Fez> Wouldnt
15:48:00 <TheRon> breast reduction surgery seems wrong to me
15:49:00 <MrMark> it is never wrong
15:49:00 <EzyRider> Man chesticles would prove that wrong.
15:49:00 <MrMark> no wait
15:49:00 <MrMark> very wrong
15:49:00 <MrMark> lol
15:49:00 <TheRon> MrMark: what are you saying?
15:50:00 <Fez> Breast reduction surgery IS wrong
15:51:00 <TheRon> why has it gone all quiet??
15:51:00 <Fez> Mourning reduced breasts
15:52:00 <TheRon> a minutes silence please
15:52:00 <British^Meat> i never like to chat when TheRon and Fez are doing thier routines
15:52:00 <TheRon> what?
15:52:00 <Fez> Except when you complain hey bm?
15:53:00 <Fez> Sorry if we intimidate you bm
15:54:00 <TheRon> British^Meat: also hates it when i start doing nickleback numbers
15:54:00 <Fez> Oh i get it
15:54:00 <Fez> Bm doesnt likemany things
15:54:00 <TheRon> how can you not like breasts??
15:55:00 <British^Meat> seeing u two saddos crap on about tits erryday is hardly intimidating
15:55:00 <TheRon> why so anti?
15:55:00 <Fez> I prefer the term breasts
15:56:00 <Fez> Maybe breasts made bm cry
15:56:00 <EzyRider> Let the bourboning re-commence. She has returned bearing gifts of alcoholic beverages.
15:57:00 <matrix> oh they are talking boobs again
15:57:00 <Fez> Again?
15:57:00 <EzyRider> Still*
15:57:00 <matrix> its your fav topic
15:57:00 <TheRon> and?
15:58:00 <matrix> women do have other things
15:58:00 <Fez> Problem?
15:58:00 <matrix> other than just boobs
15:58:00 <Doodle> vaginas!
15:58:00 <matrix> the vag needs attention too
15:58:00 <TheRon> a brain? lol
15:58:00 <matrix> and some of us have cute asses
15:58:00 <EzyRider> Yes, women do have other things, but clitorii are harder to stare at without getting slapped.
15:58:00 <Fez> They have food
15:59:00 <Fez> Matrix is a chick?
15:59:00 <Fez> What
15:59:00 <Doodle> apparently
15:59:00 <Fez> Weird
15:59:00 <Doodle> i think its a trap
15:59:00 <TheRon> i need proof damn it
15:59:00 <matrix> :-)
15:59:00 <Fez> I wouldnt trust it
15:59:00 <matrix> I wouldnt trust me either lol
16:00:00 <Doodle> i only believe girs are girls on irc if they come over and show me their vaginas
16:00:00 <Doodle> otherwise theyre blokes
16:00:00 <Fez> Same
16:00:00 <matrix> or lesbian :-)
16:00:00 <EzyRider> IRC; where the men are boys, the women are FBI agents, and the children are pedo traps wearing uniforms.
16:00:00 <Doodle> theyre only lesbians if they wont sleep with me
16:00:00 <TheRon> all the way to your place and drop the strides
16:01:00 <matrix> Doodle, you need a life lol
16:01:00 <Doodle> i have a life, it just happens to be incredibly shit
16:01:00 <Fez> But u see vaginas
16:02:00 <Doodle> sometimes
16:02:00 <Doodle> TheRon make the clouds go away thx
16:02:00 <TheRon> oh alright
16:02:00 <Doodle> i cant see under my car in this light
16:03:00 <TheRon> get a chick to do it
16:03:00 <Doodle> they dont know what theyre looking at
16:03:00 <TheRon> i'd be enjoying her looking
16:03:00 <Doodle> lol
16:04:00 <Doodle> i ran over a fucking pallet
16:04:00 <Doodle> some cunt left in the middle of the road
16:04:00 <TheRon> much damage?
16:04:00 <Doodle> none that i can see
16:04:00 <TheRon> excellent
16:04:00 <Doodle> no eggs in the tyres
16:05:00 <TheRon> see we talk about things other than boobs and people stop chatting
16:05:00 <Doodle> yup
16:05:00 <Doodle> car talk kills it
16:06:00 <Fez> Breasts
16:06:00 <TheRon> the rains tonight?
16:06:00 <Doodle> such a nice peaceful sunday arvo
16:06:00 <Doodle> all i can hear is gunfire
16:06:00 <TheRon> ahh yes the gun club
16:06:00 <Doodle> why cant they move
16:06:00 <TheRon> although i did hear the cops just before
16:07:00 <Skirmish> They are looking for Doodle.
16:07:00 <Fez> Buy them silencers
16:07:00 <Skirmish> Reports of some hoon running over pallets.
16:07:00 <Doodle> lol
16:07:00 <Doodle> i'm not hard to find
16:07:00 <Doodle> shitbox is in the driveway
16:07:00 <TheRon> there's this hoon douche in mt clear they haven't caught yet
16:08:00 <Doodle> i dont get it really
16:08:00 <TheRon> nup
16:08:00 <Doodle> it doesnt really impress anyone anymore
16:08:00 <TheRon> it doesnt impress anybody
16:08:00 <Doodle> lol
16:08:00 <Doodle> zing
16:09:00 <Doodle> not like the old days where a good linelocker could wet knickers at 200 paces
16:09:00 <TheRon> indeed
16:09:00 <Skirmish> I am enjoying my ban from a facebook page that is basically hoons posting pictures of themselves racing and doing burn outs and at the same time protesting that they get a hard time from police that is not warranted.
16:09:00 <TheRon> a seven nation couldn't hold me back
16:10:00 <Doodle> gays
16:10:00 <TheRon> remember the hoon was a woggy past time
16:10:00 <beagle> ah. thanks :)
16:15:00 <TheRon> beagle: comes on and it shuts up shop completely
16:15:00 <couleurs> Playstation 4.
16:15:00 <TheRon> nintendo wii
16:15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/1921023_10201998780744715_1925213803_o.jpg
16:15:00 <TheRon> melbourne victory
16:16:00 <Doodle> need some weed killer
16:16:00 <TheRon> get a goat
16:16:00 <Fez> Then milk it
16:16:00 <Doodle> weed killer is less effort
16:16:00 <TheRon> nah, chain the goat and let it go
16:16:00 <Doodle> it will chew the car
16:17:00 <TheRon> you gotta keep 'em separated
16:17:00 <Doodle> lol
16:17:00 <couleurs> your car leaves a snail trail of grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:17:00 <Doodle> its green
16:18:00 <TheRon> personally i like the landing strip
16:18:00 <TheRon> nikky leaving wasn't a coincidence huh?
16:19:00 <Fez> Prolly gone to wax
16:19:00 <Doodle> loool
16:20:00 <TheRon> doodle you use turtle wax??
16:20:00 <Doodle> nah
16:20:00 <Doodle> meguiars
16:21:00 <TheRon> just wondering how many turtle go into each bottle
16:21:00 <couleurs> u beautey
16:23:00 <TheRon> fair dinkum dinky di?
16:24:00 <couleurs> get a dingo up ya
16:24:00 <TheRon> xbox one
16:24:00 <TheRon> get a big black dog up ya
16:24:00 <beagle> you guys are into consoles ? i bought a pc its good but i seriously have to put a new cpu fan on it
16:24:00 <beagle> cause the fucking thing goes to 114c
16:24:00 <beagle> MELT!
16:24:00 <beagle> :/
16:25:00 <couleurs> woah black betty bam ba lam
16:25:00 <TheRon> here we are now entertain us
16:26:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> hi all
16:26:00 <TheRon> SchoolGirlMelb: could you change your nick
16:27:00 <couleurs> yeah steve change ya nick
16:27:00 <matrix> hi
16:27:00 <matrix> TheRon whys should she change her nick
16:27:00 <matrix> it is literally what she is
16:27:00 <TheRon> i can just see trouble coming
16:27:00 <matrix> she has been around on and off for a while
16:28:00 <matrix> if the guys on here cant control themselves then it is their issue not hers
16:28:00 <couleurs> pics!!!!!!!!!
16:28:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> thanks Matrix xxx :)
16:28:00 <MrMark> its scotch time
16:28:00 <Fez> Whyd she wanna hang with us oldies
16:29:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> thanks for your concern Ron
16:29:00 <TheRon> maybe change it to hot chick with really fat titties?
16:29:00 <Fez> Breasts
16:29:00 <stebie> i like TheRon's optimism
16:30:00 <couleurs> :P
16:30:00 <matrix> lol
16:30:00 <matrix> no girl likes to be called fat
16:30:00 <matrix> even if you mean their tits
16:30:00 <TheRon> my mistake
16:30:00 <matrix> the word fat seems to be a big negative thing
16:30:00 <TheRon> phat?
16:30:00 <stebie> phat
16:30:00 <Fez> Phat juggs
16:30:00 <stebie> yeah
16:30:00 <Fez> Lol
16:30:00 <couleurs> the foo fighters - angry rock song about things.mp3
16:31:00 <matrix> lol
16:31:00 <beagle> is this a new foo fighters?
16:32:00 <beagle> my friend matthew got me into foo fighters i used to walk along with a psp listening like it was a jukebox in middle of night for miles
16:32:00 <British^Meat> here we go...
16:32:00 <TheRon> yes?
16:32:00 <beagle> hello, dan ....
16:33:00 <British^Meat> get stuffed, chad ....
16:33:00 <beagle> bah! okay.
16:35:00 <Fez> Tanned breasts are neat
16:36:00 <TheRon> not fake tanned breasts
16:36:00 <Fez> No
16:36:00 <Fez> Tanned..
16:36:00 <Fez> It means they get em out a lot
16:37:00 <TheRon> european style
16:37:00 <Fez> I like the breasts out
16:37:00 <TheRon> its the best way
16:37:00 <Fez> What happened to melb bewbs?
16:38:00 <matrix> they exploded
16:38:00 <TheRon> so many hits
16:38:00 <matrix> blood and crap everywhere
16:38:00 <Fez> Damn
16:38:00 <Fez> Did you upload yours matrix?
16:38:00 <Fez> Its not to late
16:39:00 <TheRon> i might believe she's a chick if she does
16:39:00 <Fez> Ts for an assignment
16:40:00 <Fez> Its
16:40:00 <Skirmish> We had a visitor at work this afternoon. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/E7FF9E87-C75C-400A-945A-533257356001_zpsufcrtnaj.jpg
16:41:00 <TheRon> don't be cruel to a heart thats true
16:41:00 <couleurs> cool dinosaur
16:41:00 <TheRon> kim kardashian?
16:41:00 <Skirmish> I was going to get closer, but there was a 1m long black snake on the other side of the fence to the right. I fucked right off.
16:41:00 <Fez> Did you eat it?
16:42:00 <TheRon> tastes like chicken
16:43:00 <Skirmish> I sent a picture to the mrs because that gate in the picture is the one she goes through when she visits and brings me a maccas coffee .... she won't be visiting anymore. :(
16:43:00 <TheRon> you can live on it but it tastes like shit
16:44:00 <Fez> But chickens nice
16:44:00 <Skirmish> lol TheRon @ not believing that matrix is female. IT is worse than a female TheRon. It is a butch lesbian!
16:45:00 <Fez> Matrix is a dyke?
16:45:00 <TheRon> damn!
16:45:00 <Skirmish> So it alleges.
16:45:00 <TheRon> i dunno
16:45:00 <Fez> Is she proud of her breasts?
16:46:00 <TheRon> on the walk to bowls i ran into this old bird with the biggest goatee i'd ever seen
16:46:00 <Fez> Lol
16:46:00 <TheRon> i had a beer on the walk too it almost came up
16:47:00 <beagle> fez , add group 'australias hottest babes' to your facebook , mebbe
16:47:00 <beagle> might be fucking awesome for you ;)
16:47:00 <Fez> Why?
16:47:00 <beagle> its sexy
16:47:00 <beagle> extemely
16:47:00 <Fez> Shouldve taken pics theron
16:47:00 <beagle> group.
16:48:00 <beagle> done ?
16:48:00 <beagle> im too hardcore for just pictures most time and you all know that.
16:48:00 <beagle> but man
16:48:00 <beagle> australias hottest babes on facebook im always glad to see :)
16:48:00 <Fez> Im not hot
16:48:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell ... beagle is back.
16:48:00 <TheRon> don't sell yourself short
16:48:00 <Skirmish> Channel IQ just dropped 15.
16:48:00 <TheRon> i mean i'm an absolute chick magnet
16:49:00 <British^Meat> ikr
16:49:00 <Fez> Oh ok.. im all that, plus
16:49:00 <couleurs> who let the beagles in... who who who
16:49:00 <British^Meat> i give him about... 3 days before he's telling us all to fuck off again
16:49:00 <British^Meat> maybe less than that
16:49:00 <Skirmish> Is panda in prison?
16:49:00 <Skirmish> Where has he gone to?
16:49:00 <TheRon> a port augusta prison
16:50:00 <TheRon> we might not see him again
16:50:00 <British^Meat> yer he got z-lined gooooooooooooooooooood
16:50:00 <couleurs> his mom's credit card finally expired so his internet was disconnected... RIP
16:50:00 <TheRon> f'd in the A?
16:50:00 <Skirmish> lol
16:50:00 <Fez> Maybe he was 'cleaned'
16:50:00 <NeoGeo64> Hello from the USA!
16:51:00 <Fez> Aus says hi
16:51:00 <NeoGeo64> i gave Windows the boot
16:51:00 <Fez> How giving
16:51:00 <NeoGeo64> fast free stable and useful
16:51:00 <NeoGeo64> no $$ or virii
16:52:00 <couleurs> ok thank's 4 the review CNET
16:52:00 <Fez> Got breasts neo?
16:52:00 <TheRon> got milk?
16:53:00 <Fez> Full cream
16:53:00 <Fez> And half a fat
16:53:00 <BlackDevil> ok
16:53:00 <TheRon> TMI
16:53:00 <Fez> No breasts :(
16:53:00 <Skirmish> People who use linux never get laid.
16:54:00 <beagle> its not like console is sexy
16:54:00 <TheRon> people who use xbox one never get laid
16:54:00 <beagle> well sorta
16:54:00 <beagle> but not as good as decent pc.
16:54:00 <beagle> imo
16:54:00 <Skirmish> Also, are you a paid advertiser for linux? What's with the sales pitch?
16:54:00 <couleurs> a/s/l and o/s every one?
16:54:00 <NeoGeo64> i use linux and fuk like a rabbit
16:55:00 <NeoGeo64> hahaha
16:55:00 <Fez> Asl and tit pics
16:55:00 <MrMark> 78/m/bombay......windows 3.11
16:55:00 <Skirmish> 36 male Newcastle, iOS (right now).
16:55:00 <NeoGeo64> 12/f/north korea
16:55:00 <TheRon> 36 m balding
16:56:00 <couleurs> 12/fi/fa
16:56:00 <MrMark> ashley and martin
16:56:00 <beagle> hair idiots
16:56:00 <Skirmish> I wish I could help people that go bald.
16:56:00 <Fez> M.balding sounds like a nice name
16:56:00 <beagle> bah who wants to loose their hair :)
16:56:00 <TheRon> mary kate and ashley
16:56:00 <Skirmish> I will never have to suffer it.
16:56:00 <TheRon> thats three people right?
16:57:00 <Fez> Yea..conjoined twin
16:57:00 <Fez> So only looks like 2
16:58:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* Story of my day http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/782C6C41-8799-4401-9A59-113A491207C5_zps7kzc2p56.jpg
16:58:00 <TheRon> they died from anorexia yet??
16:59:00 <Fez> Yea
16:59:00 <Fez> Yesterday i think
16:59:00 <TheRon> it was only a matter of time with those two
17:00:00 <Fez> They accidently walked too far away from each other and they exploded
17:01:00 <Skirmish> You are sounding like beagle with your random weird shit.
17:02:00 <TheRon> cat stevens - peace train
17:02:00 <Fez> I choo choo choose you
17:02:00 <TheRon> no you don't
17:03:00 <MrMark> simpsons
17:03:00 <TheRon> i know
17:03:00 <Fez> Nah i dont really
17:03:00 <MrMark> Ralph Wiggum
17:04:00 <Fez> Not enough breasts on you theron
17:04:00 <TheRon> nope
17:04:00 <Fez> Too many penis's also
17:05:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
17:06:00 <Fez> That should be banned
17:06:00 <MrMark> sausage fest
17:06:00 <couleurs> op me ammandeuse
17:06:00 <TheRon> couleurs: you'd make fifa and the ps4 a topic
17:07:00 <couleurs> agreed.
17:08:00 <TheRon> is the spanish league you're favourite?
17:08:00 <TheRon> argentina has the best league
17:08:00 <couleurs> no
17:09:00 <couleurs> german league!!!!!!!!!!
17:09:00 <TheRon> bundesliga
17:09:00 <couleurs> yes
17:10:00 <TheRon> any fights in that one?
17:10:00 <couleurs> no
17:10:00 <TheRon> damn
17:11:00 <TheRon> some ankle breaking tackles??
17:11:00 <Fez> I want to eat rissoles
17:11:00 <couleurs> no, they play fifa
17:11:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/tbBWINy8cPk
17:11:00 <TheRon> brown onion gravy?
17:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FIFA15 Club-Ranking with Reus, Sahin, Gündogan, Amini (Oct 17, 2014) 3:38 - Category: Sports - 34,579 views - likes (99.7%), dislikes (0.3%)
17:11:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!
17:11:00 <simba> BuNdEsLiGa
17:12:00 <TheRon> that hasn't happened for the longest time......
17:12:00 <TheRon> nba is the best league
17:13:00 <Fez> I like the irish gaelic footy leageu
17:13:00 <Fez> -typos
17:13:00 <TheRon> hurling is better, people get hurt in that
17:13:00 <Doodle> hehe gaelic
17:14:00 <Fez> Netball is ok
17:14:00 <TheRon> who'll stop the rain?
17:14:00 <Doodle> suns out
17:14:00 <Fez> Not me
17:15:00 <TheRon> creedence asked the question
17:15:00 <Fez> Wonder if it was ever answered
17:15:00 <TheRon> nope
17:16:00 <Fez> Left hangin
17:17:00 <TheRon> like kim wilde
17:17:00 <Fez> She deserved it
17:17:00 <TheRon> well yes
17:18:00 <Fez> She didnt get her baps out often enough
17:18:00 <TheRon> i had the biggest crush on her
17:18:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10417010_10203412905496950_4186288808014333696_n.jpg?oh=5cc65c71bbb198cb23ae5891d4a2935f&oe=54F5C58D&__gda__=1425152498_ec42adf936543e4c2864a875092fc0bd
17:18:00 <Fez> U seen her tits?
17:18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hanging On.mp3 (3.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:19)
17:18:00 <TheRon> no, you?
17:18:00 <Fez> Nah
17:19:00 <TheRon> doodle?
17:19:00 <Fez> She keeps them covered i think
17:19:00 <TheRon> i think so
17:19:00 <TheRon> she wasn't tempted to get them out
17:20:00 <Doodle> neg
17:20:00 <Fez> Maybe shes ashamed of her breasts
17:20:00 <Doodle> http://www.quotessays.com/images/kim-wildes-quotes-4.jpg
17:20:00 <TheRon> samantha fox however
17:20:00 <Doodle> there ya go
17:20:00 <Doodle> some nipple action
17:21:00 <Doodle> samantha fox was a filthy filthy beast
17:21:00 <TheRon> i would've
17:21:00 <TheRon> if i'd hit puberty by then
17:22:00 <Doodle> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tjQx44440rc/UegFnHcYXwI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/6qJJe_0UjeA/s1600/20911_Samantha_Fox_152.jpg
17:22:00 <Fez> Juggy
17:22:00 <TheRon> that is impressive
17:22:00 <Fez> I just got thirsty
17:22:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, this show always makes me giggle on saturday mornings...
17:22:00 <Doodle> every 2nd pic of her on google images has her tits out
17:22:00 <British^Meat> http://tenplay.com.au/channel-eleven/sam-fox-extreme-adventures
17:22:00 <TheRon> thats how she normally reads the paper
17:23:00 <Doodle> saturdays have mornings?
17:23:00 <Doodle> loool sam fox adventures
17:23:00 <Doodle> [17:22] <TheRon> thats how she normally reads the paper
17:23:00 <Doodle> lmao
17:24:00 <Doodle> http://usebin.org/source/760x621/3531a1c9-72fb-6f29-b177-f521a9a7a42f/samantha_fox_1140.jpg
17:24:00 <Doodle> spot of tennis
17:25:00 <Fez> Im watching rocky ii
17:25:00 <Doodle> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yGWb_2zZXmw/Ua940CVMhSI/AAAAAAAACc4/0bxKxZU_3u0/s1600/20563_Samantha_Fox_214.jpg
17:25:00 <Doodle> peeling an apple
17:25:00 <TheRon> see her top got a bit wet and ahe was just drying it
17:25:00 <Fez> She looks proud
17:25:00 <Doodle> http://www.allcelebsfree.com/pics/celeb876/pics/samantha-fox-09.jpg
17:26:00 <Fez> And so she should be
17:26:00 <TheRon> see when you're peeling an apple, it just spits everywhere, thats just being practical
17:26:00 <Doodle> using straws as chopsticks to drink oj?
17:26:00 <Doodle> actually its sam fox, that would be a screwdriver
17:26:00 <Doodle> http://www.celebwood.com/pics/s/samantha_fox_1003/samantha_fox_06.jpg
17:26:00 <Doodle> bit of boxing
17:26:00 <Doodle> she's a real go-getter
17:27:00 <Doodle> i wonder what she did in the 80s other than her music videos that wasnt topless
17:27:00 <couleurs> cocaine
17:27:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame
17:27:00 <Doodle> good call
17:32:00 <TheRon> doodle smoking tonight?
17:32:00 <Doodle> do i have to wait til tonight
17:32:00 <TheRon> no
17:32:00 <Doodle> oh phew
17:32:00 <TheRon> feel free to light up
17:33:00 <Doodle> might fire up the vaporiser later
17:34:00 <TheRon> is there a maguyver episode where he turns a 1.25 ltr bottle into a bong??
17:34:00 <Doodle> there should be
17:34:00 <Vagisil> nah
17:34:00 <Doodle> does anyone remember scarecrow & mrs king
17:35:00 <Vagisil> but there is an episode where he turns a bong into a cadillac
17:35:00 <TheRon> no
17:35:00 <Doodle> that show was ace
17:35:00 <TheRon> wow
17:35:00 <Doodle> pre macguyver
17:35:00 <TheRon> ROCK in the USA
17:35:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEJHrVey3yo
17:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarecrow and Mrs. King Credits (Jan 22, 2007) 1:08 - Category: Entertainment - 131,651 views - likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
17:36:00 <Doodle> mrs king was a hottie
17:36:00 <TheRon> a milf if you will
17:37:00 <Doodle> indeed
17:37:00 <Doodle> only in the 80s would they have had 1min opening credits
17:38:00 <Doodle> she's probably 70 now
17:38:00 <TheRon> and cheery music for murder she wrote
17:38:00 <Doodle> lol yes
17:39:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:39:00 <Doodle> cant believe angela lansbury is still alive
17:39:00 <Vagisil> i remember dr quinn medicine woman
17:39:00 <Doodle> she must be a terminator from the future
17:39:00 <Vagisil> that was fuckin shit
17:39:00 <TheRon> i try not to
17:39:00 <Doodle> yeah dr quinn was ass
17:39:00 <Doodle> speaking of ass
17:39:00 <Vagisil> lol watched octopussy last night right
17:39:00 <Doodle> hai Mewropean wasssssssssssp
17:39:00 <Mew> ass2ass
17:39:00 <Vagisil> fuckin general ormov is the dude in Deep space 9 when quark starts selling holographic weapons
17:39:00 <Doodle> hot
17:39:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> hi all
17:39:00 <TheRon> tom petty - the waiting
17:39:00 <SchoolGirlMelb> any guys want to chat msg me :)
17:40:00 <TheRon> awesome song
17:40:00 <Doodle> lol SchoolGirlMelb
17:40:00 <Doodle> or should we say 50yo bloke in a nappy
17:40:00 <TheRon> a 44 yo alco in a clown suit?
17:40:00 <British^Meat> i would, but my Pm is broken :/
17:41:00 <Doodle> i so fried
17:41:00 <Doodle> thx to TheRon
17:41:00 <Mew> did yehoshwa break it?
17:41:00 <TheRon> the bloke in the fat cat suit just never got over fat cat being cancelled
17:41:00 <Vagisil> man that was a boss qweekend
17:41:00 <Doodle> and the agro dude
17:42:00 <TheRon> mew any weed smoked in your house?
17:42:00 <Vagisil> Doodle
17:42:00 <Vagisil> i cant believ betty white is still alive
17:42:00 <Doodle> price check on Vagisil
17:42:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
17:42:00 <TheRon> its just nice to know who smokes and who doesnt
17:42:00 <Doodle> what is she now 150?
17:42:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:42:00 <Vagisil> did u carry the 2? :P
17:42:00 <Doodle> betty white has a nice house
17:43:00 <Doodle> i want to break in to it
17:43:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:43:00 <Doodle> so does jennifer aniston
17:43:00 <Doodle> i like to think she wouldnt let me leave
17:43:00 <Mew> we're all straight edge here
17:43:00 <Vagisil> actually
17:43:00 <Doodle> but in reality i'd be tazed
17:43:00 <Vagisil> i cant believe tony abbott is still alive
17:43:00 <TheRon> alcohol and ciggies??
17:43:00 <Mew> never
17:43:00 <TheRon> caffiene?
17:43:00 <Doodle> betty white would catch you burglarizing her house for mementos, and bake you some cookies before you left
17:44:00 <Mew> decaf
17:44:00 <Doodle> jesus Mew
17:44:00 <Doodle> the fuck is wrong with you
17:44:00 <TheRon> mew sucking all the fun out of life
17:44:00 <Mew> I get high on life deal with it
17:44:00 <Doodle> i reckon
17:44:00 <Doodle> lol
17:44:00 <Vagisil> u know.. i cant wait for the earth to heat up a bit
17:44:00 <Doodle> she sniffs the perfume inserts in magazines
17:44:00 <Vagisil> melt all the ice shit on antarctica
17:44:00 <Vagisil> ill fuckin move there
17:44:00 <British^Meat> i thought she ran a methlab
17:44:00 <Vagisil> get away from all the stupid cunts
17:45:00 <Doodle> all the stupid cunts will be on irc where they have always been
17:45:00 <TheRon> how many cops on the island??
17:45:00 <Mew> 2
17:46:00 <TheRon> just 2?
17:46:00 <TheRon> could get away with all kinds of stuff
17:46:00 <Mew> no there's 67 others
17:46:00 <Doodle> the cops got me at the servo the other night
17:46:00 <Doodle> luckily i knew them
17:46:00 <Doodle> some cunts here bbl
17:46:00 <TheRon> up tp no good?
17:47:00 <Mew> I had a guy from Ballarat in my work the other week
17:47:00 <TheRon> was he a stoner?
17:47:00 <Mew> he was a truck driver
17:47:00 <TheRon> ahh yes
17:48:00 <TheRon> nice guy?
17:48:00 <Mew> same diff
17:48:00 <Vagisil> lol i picked up a hitchhiker at the derby/fitzroy crossing turn off on my way up here
17:48:00 <Vagisil> said he gives bj's for the lifts
17:49:00 <TheRon> that john jarrat movie had ruined hitchhiking
17:49:00 <Vagisil> lol TheRon
17:49:00 <Vagisil> im going to wolfe creek crater on halloween
17:49:00 <Vagisil> to watch wolf creek 1 and 2 on a projector
17:49:00 <TheRon> i couldn't think of the movie
17:49:00 <Vagisil> its only about an hours drive from me
17:50:00 <TheRon> ever since john jarrat had split with noni he's become this madman
17:50:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:53:00 <British^Meat> trouble
17:53:00 <Vagisil> i smell a poop
17:54:00 <TheRon> you didn't did you?
17:55:00 <Vagisil> lol
17:56:00 <TheRon> all along the watchtower!
17:57:00 <Vagisil> man.. went to broome for a day lol
17:57:00 <Vagisil> absolutely fucked now
17:57:00 <TheRon> Vagisil: you like that bran nue day movie?
17:58:00 <Vagisil> havent seen it
17:59:00 <Fez> Jess mauboy yea?
17:59:00 <Fez> Native breasts
17:59:00 <TheRon> yes
17:59:00 <TheRon> i like that national geographic look
18:01:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:02:00 <TheRon> wild night is calling
18:08:00 <TheRon> the bad touch
18:10:00 <TheRon> things a woman doesnt want to hear in bed
18:10:00 <Vagisil> fuck ur sisters a shit root
18:11:00 <TheRon> let's do it this way so we can both watch the footy
18:11:00 <TheRon> darling it's your turn to mop up
18:14:00 <TheRon> it's a living thing, it's a terrible thing to lose
18:17:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way, go your own way......
18:17:00 <Vagisil> gamble everything for love
18:18:00 <TheRon> jesus
18:18:00 <TheRon> cigarettes will kill you?
18:19:00 <TheRon> which is the better lee, ben or andy?
18:21:00 <Rak> ben lee dated claire danes
18:21:00 <Rak> nuff said
18:21:00 <TheRon> and delta?
18:21:00 <TheRon> andy lee got a supermodel
18:21:00 <Rak> i don't know what an andy lee is
18:22:00 <TheRon> hamish and andy
18:22:00 <Rak> oh
18:22:00 <TheRon> andy went out with megan gale
18:22:00 <Rak> the one with talent, then ;)
18:22:00 <TheRon> andy
18:24:00 <TheRon> give a little bit
18:24:00 <TheRon> give a little of your love to me
18:28:00 <TheRon> help me if you can i'm feeling down
18:30:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa ?
18:31:00 <Burrito> fofu?
18:31:00 <Burrito> I got that cause it was cheaper and claimed to be better
18:31:00 <Burrito> We can still be friends right?
18:32:00 <TheRon> fiba?
18:33:00 <TheRon> pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
18:33:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
18:34:00 <TheRon> you don't really
18:35:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:37:00 <TheRon> who else is gonna play fifa with you
18:37:00 <Burrito> AI
18:38:00 <couleurs> Bastardly_One and/or simba
18:38:00 <couleurs> :)
18:39:00 <TheRon> baby let's cruise.......
18:39:00 <TheRon> away frome here....
18:40:00 <Burrito> fifa is the new asl
18:40:00 <TheRon> apparently
18:41:00 <TheRon> the A League rules
18:41:00 <TheRon> go victory
18:41:00 <Burrito> nah go falcon m8
18:41:00 <TheRon> the hellas?
18:42:00 <TheRon> go marconi
18:43:00 <TheRon> couleurs, marconi or south melbourne?
18:43:00 <couleurs> gnocchi
18:43:00 <TheRon> nice
18:43:00 <TheRon> genuine?
18:44:00 <British^Meat> 8 - 0
18:44:00 <TheRon> west adelaide?
18:45:00 <TheRon> you a adelaide united fan?
18:45:00 <Burrito> I like church
18:45:00 <TheRon> ungaurded moment?
18:46:00 <TheRon> lish the spurs are the best
18:46:00 <TheRon> platoon is the best movie
18:48:00 <TheRon> how good was david robinson
18:48:00 <TheRon> he was the man
18:49:00 <TheRon> david robinson scored 71 in a game
18:49:00 <TheRon> yest took a backseat to win a championship with tim duncan
18:49:00 <TheRon> the true measure of the man
18:50:00 <TheRon> hello
18:51:00 <British^Meat> Taco = trouble
18:51:00 <TheRon> tuna taco = smelly
18:51:00 <Taco> Don't use questionable meats then
18:53:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:53:00 <TheRon> Tuftoy: vics only scored 213
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
18:54:00 <TheRon> wa 1 for 33 after 12
18:54:00 <TheRon> R E S P E C T find out what it means to me
18:56:00 <TheRon> i'm living in a material world and i am a material girl
18:56:00 <Vagisil> lol
18:58:00 <TheRon> i should release a cd
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> no
18:58:00 <TheRon> no??
18:58:00 <couleurs> yes
18:59:00 <TheRon> i could do songs like material girl and fernando by abba
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> better get driveclub son
19:00:00 <TheRon> nickleback - photograph
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> soon I mean
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> only 3 spots left in my club
19:01:00 <TheRon> i would but i have a life
19:01:00 <couleurs> FiFa or ByE
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> tried streaming yet?
19:02:00 <couleurs> no
19:02:00 <Taco> couleurs: bai bai
19:03:00 <couleurs> no
19:03:00 <Bastardly_One> do it so i can see if it works for you
19:03:00 <Taco> fofu?
19:04:00 <couleurs> yes
19:04:00 <TheRon> soy crap?
19:04:00 <Taco> vegan soy bacon ftw
19:05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsHoOIHDutE
19:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joy Division - She's Lost Control BBC [Widescreen] (Aug 16, 2012) 3:39 - Category: Music - 474,806 views - likes (99%), dislikes (1%)
19:05:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah
19:05:00 <Bastardly_One> good song
19:06:00 <Fez> And then god created breasts
19:06:00 <Fez> Then man smiled
19:07:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:07:00 <Bastardly_One> do you actually have any other topics Fez?
19:07:00 <Fez> Yes
19:07:00 <Bastardly_One> you and TheRon and tits 24/7 is getting fucking boring
19:08:00 <Fez> Wah
19:08:00 <TheRon> and drive club isn't
19:08:00 <Fez> Fifa fifa
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's at least 2 topics
19:08:00 <Fez> Maybe ill chat bout my gaming 24/7
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> one more than either of you
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> do it then
19:08:00 <Fez> Thats 1 topic
19:08:00 <TheRon> gaming with tits?
19:09:00 <Fez> 'Gaming'
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been been a little mooding mole all week
19:09:00 <Fez> Shh
19:09:00 <Fez> B1 hates breasts
19:09:00 <TheRon> he does
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> rejection ... you clearly can't handle it
19:09:00 <Fez> Who?
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaah
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's ignoring me
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have a sulk all week
19:09:00 <Fez> But she wasnt
19:09:00 <Fez> Lol
19:10:00 <TheRon> matrix have breasts?
19:10:00 <Fez> But like your whinging again
19:10:00 <Fez> Really getting old
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I will continue
19:10:00 <Fez> And youve been doin it longer
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> until you fuck up and idle 24/7
19:10:00 <Fez> Breasts
19:10:00 <Flemington> Bastardly_One
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you've pissed me off this week all week
19:10:00 <Flemington> Bastardly_One: how are you?
19:10:00 <TheRon> so sneezy
19:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Flemington, good whoever you are
19:11:00 <Flemington> Who has pissed you off TheRon or Fez?
19:11:00 <Fez> Why let an irc user get to you?
19:11:00 <Flemington> Because I can understand with Fez
19:11:00 <Flemington> he is a full on loser
19:11:00 <Flemington> I enjoy tormenting him
19:11:00 <Fez> ^
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> not hard ... boring little sad sack
19:12:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: you need a smoke
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaah where's Mew?
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Bonny ignored me
19:13:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah breasts
19:13:00 <Fez> How old is this guy?
19:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and there covers your discussion topics
19:13:00 <Vagisil> funny how we know gay people exist and dont know if god exists but we deny gay people their rights on the off chance it might piss of god...
19:13:00 <TheRon> so bitchy
19:13:00 <Bastardly_One> waix
19:14:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu fag :D
19:14:00 <Flemington> Fez = bitch
19:14:00 <Fez> So yea
19:14:00 <Fez> Opinions are cool
19:14:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:14:00 <Fez> Wheres dudz?
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
19:15:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa ?
19:15:00 <Vagisil> i tell u wot
19:15:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> over your way is it just overcast
19:15:00 <Vagisil> any man who doesnt like it up the arse has never had a prostate exam
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> or
19:15:00 <Vagisil> man they feel good
19:15:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> do the clouds look like rain?
19:15:00 <TheRon> tomorow i think'
19:16:00 <TheRon> boobs do feel good
19:17:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuc5oVWQrFQ
19:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Graham Norton love the Glove Samuel L Jackson (Jun 27, 2014) 2:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 5,211 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%) dislikes (0%)
19:18:00 <TheRon> we didn't start the fire
19:18:00 <couleurs> ok brb
19:18:00 <TheRon> fifa?
19:19:00 <TheRon> which is better, boobs or drive club?
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> boos
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> boobs
19:20:00 <Fez> Oh yea b1s pissed he cant 'work me out'
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
19:20:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:20:00 <TheRon> the beatles - i feel fine
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> since then I've decided you're an emo twat
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and a real boring one at that
19:22:00 <Fez> Keep guessin
19:22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
19:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I have it right now
19:22:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a boring emo twat
19:22:00 <Fez> Cool
19:23:00 <Fez> Yea
19:23:00 <Fez> Exactly
19:23:00 <TheRon> fez play some lawn bowls
19:24:00 <Fez> I should
19:24:00 <TheRon> beers
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I priced a set the other day of lawn bowl balls
19:24:00 <TheRon> bowls
19:24:00 <Fez> Is it ok to talk lawn bowls b1?
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking expensive
19:25:00 <TheRon> no it's not drive club
19:25:00 <TheRon> resale value is good though
19:25:00 <Fez> He hasnt even got drive club
19:25:00 <TheRon> nup
19:26:00 <Fez> Cool
19:26:00 <Picard> hello
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> are they?
19:26:00 <Fez> Must be good if he hasnt played and is raving bout it
19:26:00 <Picard> how's everyone weekend been?
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of assumed like everything else they'd lose value
19:26:00 <TheRon> yeah but not much
19:26:00 <Flemington> http://i61.tinypic.com/2s7ibrs.png = Fez
19:27:00 <Picard> TheRon what are your thoughts in the 12000 pages of evidence?
19:27:00 <Picard> on*
19:27:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuc5oVWQrFQ = Picard
19:27:00 <TheRon> fuck reading that
19:27:00 <Vagisil> woops
19:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Graham Norton love the Glove Samuel L Jackson (Jun 27, 2014) 2:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 5,211 views - likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
19:27:00 <Vagisil> hango n
19:27:00 <Picard> Vagisil, no thanks
19:27:00 <Vagisil> http://i.imgur.com/wqKsjht.jpg = Picard
19:28:00 <Picard> no.
19:28:00 <TheRon> if i was on ajury i wouldn't read shit
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be in a much better mood when I've done this walk
19:28:00 <Flemington> http://i61.tinypic.com/2s7ibrs.png = Fez
19:28:00 <Picard> same, ffs imagine the time it took to write it
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't want to be caught in a down pour
19:29:00 <TheRon> this fucker is huilty
19:29:00 <Picard> rain at ballarat?
19:29:00 <TheRon> guilty
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
19:29:00 <TheRon> overcast
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd of thought it Picard?
19:29:00 <Picard> wtf i was 34degrees here today
19:29:00 <Picard> lol
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks like it's going to bucket down
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> been overcast since 2pm yesterday
19:29:00 <TheRon> 19 tomorrow
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> is that all?
19:30:00 <Picard> nice
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't of 30ish
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> good
19:30:00 <Flemington> lolololololol
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to be down your way again
19:30:00 <TheRon> supposed to be 22 yesterday didn't notice
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I swear Sebas is hotter than the rest of Ballarat
19:30:00 <Picard> 32 tomorrow, then 36
19:30:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:30:00 <TheRon> i like the heat
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate it
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the right city I guess
19:30:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One could be, in bendigo its always colder out at junortoun
19:31:00 <TheRon> but you don't get out
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> it really is Picard
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> the southern part of Ballarat is heaps warmer
19:31:00 <Picard> personally i hate the heat, business thinking over summer im going to love it
19:31:00 <Fez> Breasts!
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone except Crip thinks I am on drugs
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> well I am
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but the weather is hotter in sebas
19:32:00 <Picard> lol
19:32:00 <TheRon> how sweet it is to be loved by you
19:32:00 <Picard> hot flushes?
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been getting those over a decade
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and 20 time worse in a coughing fit
19:32:00 <TheRon> join ballarat bowling club
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can pour sweat in 5 degrees
19:32:00 <Picard> i would say mid life crisis but at your age u are well past mid life lol
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> in a real good coughing fit
19:32:00 <TheRon> got to be better than gaming all day
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm genetically girly
19:32:00 <Fez> I was watching the news
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have all the complaints of the female side of the family for real
19:33:00 <Fez> I didnt see any breasts
19:33:00 <Vagisil> i farted on a goat
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bullshit
19:33:00 <Vagisil> it was great
19:33:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa ?
19:33:00 <Picard> careful Bastardly_One some of the freaks in here will want to root u
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> after
19:33:00 <TheRon> even picard is a bowling club member
19:33:00 <Picard> 5% female is a pass for some
19:33:00 <Picard> TheRon wtf
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs ... after I go for this walk I have to
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and stuff
19:33:00 <TheRon> no?
19:33:00 <couleurs> where ya goin'
19:33:00 <TheRon> why not?
19:33:00 <Picard> no
19:34:00 <couleurs> n stuff?
19:34:00 <Picard> im not 70
19:34:00 <TheRon> cheap beers
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I gotta go get some vittles
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> or I don't eateth later
19:34:00 <Picard> i dont like old people
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate old people
19:34:00 <Picard> actually i dont like any people
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually seriously
19:34:00 <TheRon> you'll find some smoe too
19:34:00 <Fez> Ive got a 16 hundred dollar arm
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> old people are the only people I like
19:34:00 <couleurs> ok
19:34:00 <Picard> i could end up living life as a recluse
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, do a stream
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> just so I can tell you if it lags or anything
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and to turn it off you hit share again
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> know how I found out?
19:35:00 <couleurs> ok
19:35:00 <TheRon> the eagles - heartbreak tonight
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually googled after our argument about the PS camera
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN have this big section on the PS4
19:35:00 <couleurs> i have 40mb up it won't lag i rok
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know they encourage us to pull it apart now?
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and add bigger hd's if we want?
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the plastic bit
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> press that down and slide it
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> should see your hdd
19:36:00 <couleurs> yes you can do it
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> they actually encourage it this time
19:36:00 <Picard> anyone been watching Gotham?
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah tell me when you stream so I can have a look for ya
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> no
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna wait until the end of the first season
19:37:00 <Picard> why?
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and download them
19:37:00 <Picard> oh ok
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate waiting week to week
19:37:00 <Picard> im to lazy to do that
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and ads
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> but is it any good?
19:37:00 <couleurs> ok
19:37:00 <Picard> yeah i dont mind it
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> Penny what's her name is hot?
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is that show?
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> the goth one
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> GAH!
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just watching it this afternoon for fuck sake
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
19:38:00 <Picard> im not usually a fan of shows that return to the start
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it's good
19:38:00 <couleurs> ncis goth girl
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> not Abby *drools*
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn what is that show?
19:38:00 <Picard> whats the sitcom comedy with sarah michelle geller in it?
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> she would be horrible in anything
19:39:00 <Picard> wtf
19:39:00 <couleurs> fluffy the vampire prayer
19:39:00 <Picard> i loveeeee her
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not even that attractive to me
19:39:00 <Picard> wash your mouth out'
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:39:00 <Flemington> http://i61.tinypic.com/2s7ibrs.png = Fez
19:39:00 <Flemington> lolololololol
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a huge blonde man
19:39:00 <Flemington> Maurice
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only just started to appreciate the odd one here and there
19:39:00 <Flemington> Maurice: how are you?
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, afternoon
19:40:00 <Picard> mmmm ok
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me
19:40:00 <Picard> ive having a red head fetish at the moment
19:40:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> blondes arent my favourite
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of redheads?
19:40:00 <Maurice> Heya
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> they come in a couple of varieties
19:40:00 <Flemington> I like black hair
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I'm into goth/mental/rock
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> so that look tends to appeal
19:41:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:41:00 <Flemington> Same
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> mental?
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> metal
19:41:00 <Picard> ummm not the bright red ranga look
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
19:41:00 <couleurs> my favourite band is cold play
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why I asked Picard
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs die
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you are serious
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're deleted and blocked
19:41:00 <couleurs> and the red hot chilli willi poppers
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite band a lot of you might not of heard of
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> Clutch
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> My god they are so good live it's hard to believe
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I was so jaded I'd be bored of any band live after 3 songs
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't even realise they'd played for 2 hrs the first time I saw them
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> they were so good it went in the blink of an eye
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> heh @ this status
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> Don't be sad laundry. Nobody does me either.
19:44:00 <Flemington> I'd like to take some time to have a chat to Maurice
19:44:00 <Flemington> I have some questions for her
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> her answers will be
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> none of your business
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw your car today Maurice
19:45:00 <Flemington> Yes I have tried to speak with Maurice in the past
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure where it was from though
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> it was definitely the exact same car
19:46:00 <Maurice> I should probably check to see if mine is still in the carport then
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> it is on tour
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> wherever it's from
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I went to a GM and Holden show today remember
19:47:00 <Maurice> Yes I remember
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I sat in it
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you doing here?
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be driving it all the time
19:47:00 <Maurice> There wont be another one in the country exactly like mine
19:47:00 <Vagisil> wot cars that
19:47:00 <Maurice> VF SSV
19:47:00 <Vagisil> oh yer
19:47:00 <Vagisil> i wanted a redline.. for all of 30 seconds
19:48:00 <swopsha> where is serenity and shadowlurker?
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I kille them
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> there is supposedly 10 of yours
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> in existence
19:48:00 <couleurs> i banned them i run ausnet now bich
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> got your stream on yet?
19:49:00 <Maurice> There will still be none exactly like mine
19:49:00 <matrix> still cant spell though
19:49:00 <swopsha> so where are they?
19:49:00 <Maurice> With all the mods it's had
19:49:00 <British^Meat> Cool OAV called Redline
19:49:00 <couleurs> no i'm picken me nose
19:49:00 <Vagisil> theyre coming down in price used like a barrel of laughs
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I killed them I told you
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> and invited Maurice for a roast
19:49:00 <Vagisil> all that money may as well get the redline
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix
19:50:00 <Vagisil> yo
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> no
19:50:00 <Vagisil> yeah boi
19:50:00 <Vagisil> redline got the HUD n shit
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> if I had Maurice's car
19:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd live in it
19:50:00 <Maurice> The difference between mine and the redline is mine doesn't have the red stitching or the same brakes
19:50:00 <Vagisil> redline is same as SSV (SSV Redline)
19:50:00 <Vagisil> redline has heaps more shit
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> give a shit
19:51:00 <Maurice> No, it doesn't, you don't know whats been done to mine
19:51:00 <Vagisil> lol
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pure luxury
19:51:00 <Vagisil> u got a hud on your windscreen?
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> and has been modded
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> good point Maurice about it being identical to your's
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot you got some mods
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:52:00 <Vagisil> and doesnt the redline have automatic adjusted cruise control
19:52:00 <Vagisil> like the pootrol
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> who was that simba?
19:52:00 <Vagisil> at any rate.. theyre dropping 6k a year atm
19:52:00 <simba> Flemington
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> well yes
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> but who was it?
19:52:00 <British^Meat> mayo
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
19:52:00 <simba> Bob Marley and The Wailers
19:52:00 <couleurs> loggen onto FiFa boyse who's ready 4 a lil action jaction
19:52:00 <British^Meat> he was Shenk earlier
19:53:00 <Vagisil> 30 grand gets a SS-V redline with 90kms on it now
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think it's him harrassing Maurice and I with shit every second day
19:53:00 <simba> lfc!!!!!!
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, I will after my walk but stream one of you two
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> just so I can see a local stream and how I might lag or not
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw this chick get banned before
19:53:00 <Vagisil> 20G gets a VM2 6.0L caprice with under 100
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> full on nudey cam
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:53:00 <Vagisil> much better option :P
19:54:00 <couleurs> i can't be bothered signing up 4 twitch or ustream thank's
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you had?
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I might stream later
19:54:00 <simba> what 4
19:54:00 <Vagisil> WM2*
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> because I can?
19:55:00 <simba> ahh
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> why does anyone stream?
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> this chick I talk to is giving away a $20 PS voucher tomorrow
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've done that much sucking up
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm gonna win it
19:55:00 <Vagisil> oi B1
19:55:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Holden-Special-Vehicles-W427-2008/SSE-AD-2642692/?Cr=0&sdmvc=1
19:55:00 <Vagisil> W427 :)
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't really want a car convo
19:56:00 <Vagisil> corvette motor :)
19:56:00 <Vagisil> in a commode
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> crikey
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> typical fucking commodore owner
19:56:00 <beagle> bought headbuds for $10 that are fucking good. suprised , very. thought they would be unclear no bass etc
19:56:00 <Vagisil> there was only 100 or so made
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> OH FUCK!
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> who let him in?
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> simba! Maurice!
19:56:00 <Vagisil> 7 litre v8
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> perm ban beagle again!
19:57:00 <Vagisil> 137 made
19:57:00 <beagle> no!
19:57:00 <Vagisil> gorgeous car
19:57:00 <beagle> buds ! music ! buds !
19:57:00 <beagle> PMSL
19:57:00 <beagle> pls dont !
19:57:00 <beagle> just win more money for me lol
19:57:00 <simba> PMSL
19:57:00 <beagle> very happy to back in here trust me please let me stay
19:57:00 <beagle> simba
19:58:00 <Maurice> It wont last long
19:58:00 <beagle> ohhhhhhhh , it could if i behave i guess
19:58:00 <beagle> i was thinking ....
19:58:00 <Taco> beagle: u lik sex?
19:58:00 <beagle> lik ?
19:58:00 <beagle> are you a typoholic
19:58:00 <beagle> usually , english makes sense for generations
19:59:00 <beagle> but this taco is good
19:59:00 <beagle> can i eat me now
19:59:00 <simba> beagle
19:59:00 <simba> calm down
19:59:00 <beagle> lol ok
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you should simba
19:59:00 <Maurice> Get him neutered and a muzzle
19:59:00 <Taco> Ice.
19:59:00 <simba> i should what bro
19:59:00 <simba> u wanna fifa
19:59:00 <Vagisil> man i wish i could find the right rolls royce in perth
19:59:00 <simba> r u finally challeneging me
19:59:00 <Vagisil> cbf going eastern states for it
19:59:00 <couleurs> yes
20:00:00 <British^Meat> [19:27] <beagle> very happy to back in here trust me please let me stay
20:00:00 <simba> /!\ Incoming Challenge /!\
20:00:00 <British^Meat> 24 hrs later, calling everyone a fuckhead and banned....
20:00:00 <Vagisil> LOL
20:01:00 <simba> Church manners from here on.
20:01:00 <Vagisil> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Rolls-Royce-Corniche-1975/SSE-AD-2342141/?Cr=0&sdmvc=1
20:01:00 <Vagisil> someone drive that to perth for me
20:01:00 <Vagisil> you pay for fuel lol
20:03:00 <Taco> Ok but can you put it in my name so the border patrol don't harrass me about stolen vehicles?
20:03:00 <Vagisil> LOL
20:04:00 <couleurs> :P
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
20:05:00 <Taco> Vagisil: pm me the address I should pick it up from
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> maseratti are pieces of shit
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> but they look good
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
20:05:00 <Taco> oh yea and your address I suppose
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I want a currently bentley
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> those things rock
20:05:00 <Vagisil> same diff
20:06:00 <couleurs> i rok
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no Bentley
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> you lie
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were a pretty red new Bentley
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and went that speed
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'd rock
20:08:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:08:00 <Vagisil> its just a VW now :P
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> except bigger
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> true in ways
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like them
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> then again current golfs and beetles aren't that shit either
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a friend with both and she reckons the beetle shits all over other small cars on the road
20:09:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:09:00 <Vagisil> i had a passat for a week
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> American wanna be hoon she is
20:09:00 <Vagisil> never again will i get in a VW
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> with lots of money
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, she loves them
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> and got the 20th aniversary golf and shit as well
20:10:00 <Vagisil> i had to brake hard coz of the clock in the dash
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like
20:10:00 <Vagisil> in the passat
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> get interested in real cars
20:10:00 <Taco> Thats pretty cool. This potato has a chicken bone inside it
20:10:00 <Vagisil> soooo reflective
20:10:00 <Taco> They're evolving
20:10:00 <Vagisil> and the fuckin cruise control is on a stalk.. unbelieveable
20:10:00 <Vagisil> so hard to use
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> what Taco?
20:10:00 <Taco> Yea legit
20:10:00 <Taco> Potatos aren't vegan friendly
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> take a pic
20:10:00 <Taco> I already ate the potato
20:11:00 <matrix> hia Ana_Ng
20:11:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:13:00 <Ana_Ng> hilo
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're both gettin' old
20:14:00 <couleurs> lol i scored a sweet gole!!!!!!
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya?
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I did the best goal I have ever done the other day with Cuntholio as I call him
20:15:00 <couleurs> yes
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno even know how I did it
20:15:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was meant to be on a Fifa war today
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> but went out
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> My UK mate is a chelsea supporter
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> so I had plans to hurt him
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> as he is shitter than I am even
20:16:00 <Ana_Ng> ifall asllepsoon
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be asleep now
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> went to the bar?
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> FML
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you're getting old
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> when you go out in strong sun and discover a few hours later
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a sun blister dot
20:17:00 <couleurs> how do i upload 2 youtube
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> now that I dunno
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> do you save the file to usb?
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if typing what I typed last night brings up the IGN FAQ again
20:18:00 <Vagisil> go to youtube
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I never knew this guide to the PS4 existed until this morning
20:18:00 <Vagisil> and press upload.. lol
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he means from the PS4
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> so he probably has to save to usb first
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense to me
20:19:00 <Vagisil> oh ok
20:19:00 <Vagisil> theres prob an app or some shit
20:19:00 <couleurs> it wants me 2 log in 2 facebook wtf is this shit
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a share button
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
20:19:00 <Vagisil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OrLOJZLEfI
20:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to upload PS4 gameplay to Youtube (EASY TUTORIAL) (Nov 16, 2013) 2:36 - Category: Gaming - 98,024 views - likes (97%), dislikes (3%)
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> you poor cunt
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go couleurs
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I might find this guide for you still
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> so I have it and actually bookmark it this time too
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the bit about telling you have to mod it with Sony's permission is good
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Sony apparently are letting us go mental this time
20:20:00 <beagle> mx926 printer... good or bad ?
20:20:00 <beagle> i think average.
20:20:00 <beagle> i have one.
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> if it can be replaced we are allowed to replace it
20:20:00 <beagle> i wanted laser A3 lol
20:20:00 <beagle> they go hrmmm megabucks you dont even have
20:21:00 <couleurs> wow you need to upload to facebook and then to your computer and then to youtube
20:21:00 <couleurs> what the fuck
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://au.ign.com/wikis/playstation-4/
20:21:00 <couleurs> where's the 2.0 software already this is shit
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I never knew that existed
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> check that shit
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a lot of useful info on that
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> we have really good consoles
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> Sony finally got something right
20:22:00 <beagle> i do not like console mechanics
20:22:00 <beagle> folks i bought wireless
20:22:00 <beagle> and i bought LOT of batteries
20:22:00 <beagle> only had to replace once
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://au.ign.com/wikis/playstation-4/How_to_Upload_Video
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> here ya go ya spaz
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> who can't use his share button :P
20:23:00 <beagle> that arkham city game is free and hardcore !!! on my machine it works FUCKING awesome .
20:23:00 <Taco> Hardcore? I love fucking hardcore
20:23:00 <beagle> i burnt it also to bluray..... as i would like to never EVER lose it until i complete it :)
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I am seeing if I ca get out of a walk
20:23:00 <Loof> fuck no not beagle the bogan
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> *can
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I might not have to go on a walk
20:23:00 <beagle> they call me a bogan on that fucking paltalk thingo
20:23:00 <beagle> all time
20:23:00 <beagle> im like i aint wearing black
20:24:00 <beagle> druggie and they know i aint.
20:24:00 <Taco> Wow you're a great comedian
20:24:00 <beagle> okay so
20:24:00 <beagle> sometimes yes
20:24:00 <beagle> they just never let me speak lol
20:24:00 <Loof> wonder if beagle hangs out at train stations with a cask of goon begging for spare change and cigs
20:24:00 <Taco> 20:23 < beagle> im like i aint wearing black
20:24:00 <Taco> I wet my pants
20:24:00 <Taco> Fucking lick them clean cunt
20:25:00 <Loof> beagles mum is my favorite slut
20:25:00 <Loof> man her vag can take a beating
20:26:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:26:00 <Taco> Hit her baby one more time
20:27:00 <Taco> o wait, that lyric cannot be changed like that
20:27:00 <couleurs> i rok
20:28:00 <Taco> with fofu?
20:30:00 <Loof> of course after squeezing beagles elephant man head out of her vagina it's now like throwing a sausage down a hallway
20:30:00 <Loof> vagina destroyed
20:30:00 <Taco> kegal
20:31:00 <Taco> bitch should do that
20:31:00 <Taco> if she doesn't, slap her
20:31:00 <Loof> beagle when you were born, did your dad beat your mum when he first saw you?
20:31:00 <Loof> and did he leave soon after?
20:31:00 <Loof> sad
20:32:00 <British^Meat> oh god, beagles alreay saying folks, beagle, we arent your audience and you arent on stage
20:32:00 <British^Meat> we've discussed this...
20:33:00 <beagle> left when i was 16
20:33:00 <couleurs> loggen onto FiFa boyse who's ready 4 a lil action jaction
20:33:00 <beagle> me and brother for weeks on end in this country town living it up walking to american friends with shotguns
20:33:00 <beagle> that day i still remember
20:33:00 <beagle> i got so fucking drunk i thought i didnt want cigarettes no more
20:33:00 <beagle> but still loof
20:33:00 <beagle> you are a fag
20:33:00 <beagle> pitty he isnt
20:33:00 <Loof> beagle what brand of goon makes the most comfortable pillow afterwards?
20:34:00 <beagle> pmsl
20:34:00 <beagle> cats.
20:34:00 <Loof> maybe you could start a website bestgoonpillows.com for poor bogans like yourself
20:35:00 <Taco> Hey I like goon pillows you fucking racist
20:36:00 <Loof> beagle how often do you just get randomly bashed when you walk down the street?
20:36:00 <matrix> evenign all
20:36:00 <Loof> i would imagine it would be quite often
20:36:00 <matrix> whats happening
20:37:00 <British^Meat> Loof just doing his routine again...
20:37:00 <Loof> beagle the ass-scab needs to gtfo
20:38:00 <Loof> isn't he banned?
20:38:00 <Loof> like twice
20:40:00 <Vagisil> lol
20:40:00 <matrix> probably
20:43:00 <beagle> warning warning ugly loof alert
20:44:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:49:00 <Loof> shemale
20:51:00 <Vagisil> who the fck is eddie
20:51:00 <Taco> I dunno but I was thinking "the witch is dead"
20:51:00 <Taco> Which old witch? The wicked old witch
20:58:00 <British^Meat> edward elizabeth hitler
21:03:00 <Taco> Ding dong the wicked witch is back
21:03:00 <matrix> meh
21:03:00 <matrix> I am not a witch
21:03:00 <Taco> You fucking are mate okay
21:04:00 <elevatorsuit> i thought witches were female
21:04:00 <Vagisil> well considering they dont exist.. who cares
21:05:00 <EzyRider> Witches or females?
21:05:00 <Vagisil> ^derp alert
21:05:00 <EzyRider> Remember, this is IRC.
21:05:00 <Taco> Really? Is this IRC?
21:06:00 <British^Meat> Bayonetta
21:06:00 <Taco> How?
21:08:00 <rookal> where is serenity?
21:09:00 <British^Meat> trouble
21:14:00 <MysteriousShado> Females don't IRC
21:16:00 <Vagisil> yes they do.. its just the ones that do arent worth knowing :P
21:17:00 <MysteriousShado> Not a nice thing to say about lwaxana :P
21:18:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:18:00 <Vagisil> the bot or the betazoid? :P
21:18:00 <MysteriousShado> Either or ?:
21:18:00 <MysteriousShado> :P
21:19:00 <Vagisil> lol
21:19:00 <zaim> http://cursors.io/
21:20:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard
21:20:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup man
21:23:00 <Skirmish> eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww MysteriousShado is friendly to Picard.
21:25:00 <British^Meat> weird innit
21:48:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:48:00 <Picard> Skirmish dont start shit
21:49:00 <Skirmish> Go.away.stupid.man.
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> Pictard needs a life
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of harrassing people on irc
21:50:00 <Picard> wtf, who did i harrass?
21:50:00 <Picard> <Skirmish> eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww MysteriousShado is friendly to Picard.
21:50:00 <Skirmish> That was nearly 30 minutes ago. Stop living in the past man.
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> half an hour ago
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it
21:51:00 <British^Meat> heh
21:51:00 <Picard> i only just got back here, didnt see it
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor zero
21:51:00 <Skirmish> So after returning, you felt the need to revisit 30 minutes ago because you had nothing new or relevant to say?
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> cry for attention else where
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahah @ that
21:52:00 <Skirmish> Well done Lord Cluster-Fuck.
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:51] -Picard- fuck up cunt, you dont want to mess with me :)
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously need to get some help
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> you have an irc addiction
21:52:00 <Skirmish> Yes, don't mess with the bald fat man whose wife is leaving him. DON'T DO IT!
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe your children to be more mature
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> say your notices in channel
21:52:00 <Picard> i ate them
21:53:00 <Picard> with pasta
21:53:00 <Picard> tasty
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't the balls have you fat man?
21:53:00 <Picard> what?
21:53:00 <couleurs> loggen onto FiFa boyse who's ready 4 a lil action jaction
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:53] -Picard- cry to ops now?
21:54:00 <Picard> fake logs?
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm in tears you fucking idiot
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> nobody bothers faking anything
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> except you pretending to be a 43 yr old man
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> when clearly you have the mentality of a 12 yr old
21:54:00 <Picard> im not 43?
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> now give it up you old idiot
21:55:00 <Picard> u have to be 55 or older
21:55:00 <Picard> thats just not normal
21:55:00 <Picard> :P
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> [21:55] -Picard- why did u beg erynn, who was 15 at the time to meet you?
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> good story there
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> make it up as you go along
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's what she told you
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hilarious
21:56:00 <Picard> begged her to meet u in geelong
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll go ask her on FB right now shall I?
21:56:00 <Picard> we were neighbours u fool
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> sure you were
21:56:00 <Picard> ask her
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> what's her mother look like and her mother's name then?
21:56:00 <Picard> everyone in here knew that
21:56:00 <Picard> :P
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I know her mother as well
21:57:00 <Picard> of course u do
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> ask her
21:57:00 <British^Meat> i didnt know that
21:57:00 <Picard> ask who wat?
21:57:00 <British^Meat> i dont even know who baldy fatty is reffering too
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> ask her if i know her mother
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I know erryn you idiot
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> through her mum
21:58:00 <Picard> sure it is
21:58:00 <Picard> u met her on here
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to hit on her mum ... ask her
21:58:00 <Picard> she told me that
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I met her mum on here
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
21:58:00 <Picard> lies
21:58:00 <Picard> her mum is married
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
21:58:00 <British^Meat> Picard stop causing trouble
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so fucking stupid
21:58:00 <Picard> and she doesnt use irc
21:58:00 <British^Meat> u always do this :(
21:58:00 <Picard> never has
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hilarious
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if you say so
21:59:00 <Picard> nuh British^Meat, this old decrepid cunt started it
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you started your own shit
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> as always
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and still going in notices
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> get a life instead of trying to live through irc
22:00:00 <British^Meat> yer :)
22:00:00 <British^Meat> as he logs off he'll come into my room and looooool and flood it again :)
22:00:00 <British^Meat> silly loser
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like now
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's never the balls to do shit where people can see it
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> typical coward
22:00:00 <British^Meat> indeed, everytime he does it im either asleep or at work
22:01:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
22:01:00 <Picard> :P
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a pathetic coward
22:02:00 <Picard> :P
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... much better
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> notices on ignore
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun Pictard
22:03:00 <Picard> huh?
22:04:00 <Picard> this is fun
22:06:00 <Picard> well u killed this place now
22:08:00 <Vagisil> oi b1
22:08:00 <Vagisil> https://scontent-a-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10731124_10152556180648451_2034868263884694968_n.jpg?oh=24b01bab0b57bd99f4957938acbcf5d1&oe=54A9FBA8
22:08:00 <Vagisil> 20 fuckin grand lol
22:09:00 <Picard> no
22:09:00 <GrEmLiNz> odo 270k
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> keep flooding me pictard
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on notice and query ignore
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> some of us know how to use irc idiot
22:12:00 <Picard> huh?
22:12:00 <Picard> woteva Jamie
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> did I stutter?
22:12:00 <Picard> not at all Jamie
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww no fun now eh?
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> sook
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, now the name thing as if I care
22:13:00 <Picard> jamie what are u ranting about?
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> grow up Andy
22:13:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see the floods
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea how he timed them not to be banned
22:14:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:14:00 <simba> i know what theyre like
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can only ever see him in channel now
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> took his "fun" away from him
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> notice and query ignore for him
22:15:00 <simba> 4:1)
22:15:00 <simba> its over!!!!!!!!
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's going in another channel
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it when people think knowing my first name worries me
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> that power doesn't work on me
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> as I do it to others
22:17:00 <Vagisil> this is getting boring hey
22:17:00 <Vagisil> like.. in general
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well it's gone to the dogs
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> especially now certain people are over it
22:18:00 <Vagisil> lol
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I made a new friend on the PS4 today ... I wanna butthurt him and ask him to make dolphin noises
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> flippa_07
22:18:00 <Vagisil> lmfao
22:19:00 <couleurs> loggen onto FiFa boyse who's ready 4 a lil action jaction
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to do a race in a min but simba might?
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and stream it
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah this club is open
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and half full
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> so if you're getting it and wanna be in my club because I am fucking awesome
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> then you better hurry up and get it couleurs
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> audi R8 V10
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> woo!
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> this dickhead has unlocked heaps of shit for me
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess flipper is a good dolphin
22:23:00 <simba> #australia sux neway
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
22:23:00 <simba> i cant play i am doing stuff before the big game
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... thanks for the reminder
22:24:00 <couleurs> yeah thanks for the reminder
22:24:00 <simba> thanx for the reminder
22:27:00 <British^Meat> [21:56] <@British^Meat> hah
22:27:00 <British^Meat> [21:56] <@British^Meat> saw that coming :)
22:27:00 <British^Meat> [21:56] * British^Meat sets mode: -m
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a bit upset now
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> that I did the notice and pm ignore thing on him
22:27:00 <couleurs> epic pwn
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> my god!
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck are you meant to level your club in this game when the server is always fucking down?
22:29:00 <Bastardly_One> this server is even worse than Rockstar's at the start of GTA O
22:29:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/pOTt8QZWSdw
22:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk "Get Lucky" - Академический ансамбль песни и пляски ВВ МВД РФ (Dec 2, 2013) 3:19 - Category: Comedy - 419,108 views - likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
22:29:00 <couleurs> einien klassik video from 2014
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