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33:00 <British^Meat> curried egg sammich, yumbo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had homemade bubble n squeek
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was delicious
34:01 <British^Meat> curried egg sammich, yumbo
34:26 <Bastardly_One> I just had homemade bubble n squeek
34:31 <Bastardly_One> was delicious
36:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm, been a while since ive had any of that, i was never all that fond of it, but u know, tastes change
36:00 <Azagthoth> sounds terrible
36:14 <British^Meat> Mmmm, been a while since ive had any of that, i was never all that fond of it, but u know, tastes change
36:41 <Azagthoth> sounds terrible
37:00 <Azagthoth> what the hell is 'bubble squeek'
37:00 <Azagthoth> in
37:00 <MasterMind> speaking about egg... might have to cook some up for breakfast in the morning
37:10 <Azagthoth> what the hell is 'bubble squeek'
37:12 <Azagthoth> in
37:17 <MasterMind> speaking about egg... might have to cook some up for breakfast in the morning
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bubble n squeek is like 
39:00 <Maurice> It's fried veg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> mash potato and whatever mixed into patties
39:00 <MasterMind> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what she said
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and what I said
39:00 <Maurice> Then smash it between bread
39:00 <Maurice> And nom it
39:13 <Bastardly_One> bubble n squeek is like
39:25 <Maurice> It's fried veg
39:25 <Bastardly_One> mash potato and whatever mixed into patties
39:30 <MasterMind> lol
39:33 <Bastardly_One> what she said
39:47 <Bastardly_One> and what I said
39:51 <Maurice> Then smash it between bread
39:53 <Maurice> And nom it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, never thought to of put them between bread
40:00 <Bastardly_One> might try that next time
40:00 <Bastardly_One> only make it now and again
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *I only
40:10 <Bastardly_One> oh, never thought to of put them between bread
40:15 <Bastardly_One> might try that next time
40:20 <Bastardly_One> only make it now and again
40:29 <Bastardly_One> *I only
41:00 <Maurice> Dude, nearly everything goes in bread
41:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose 
41:20 <Maurice> Dude, nearly everything goes in bread
41:38 <Bastardly_One> suppose
42:00 <British^Meat> he not know of bubble n squeak
42:00 <British^Meat> crikeys
42:00 <Bastardly_One> would be surprised how many people don't
42:00 <British^Meat> its just all the xmas left overs fried up
42:00 <British^Meat> yum
42:29 <British^Meat> he not know of bubble n squeak
42:31 <British^Meat> crikeys
42:47 <Bastardly_One> would be surprised how many people don't
42:48 <British^Meat> its just all the xmas left overs fried up
42:51 <British^Meat> yum
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43:00 <Bastardly_One> very English or old(ish) australian thing
43:00 <British^Meat> eggs would be a wonderful idea masterminf
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the americans are like wtf?
43:00 <British^Meat> oh, he buggered off
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Bayonetta 2 today
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit looks mad
43:04 <Bastardly_One> very English or old(ish) australian thing
43:14 <British^Meat> eggs would be a wonderful idea masterminf
43:18 <Bastardly_One> the americans are like wtf?
43:19 <British^Meat> oh, he buggered off
43:27 <Bastardly_One> oh
43:36 <Bastardly_One> I saw Bayonetta 2 today
43:41 <Bastardly_One> that shit looks mad
44:00 <Saemon> what do u mean the americans are like wtf? did you forget that the americans are decended from the english, just like australia?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up idiot
44:00 <Bastardly_One> when we want you we'll yank your chain gimp
44:00 <Saemon> fiesty tonight arent we, gramps
44:10 <Saemon> what do u mean the americans are like wtf? did you forget that the americans are decended from the english, just like australia?
44:19 <Bastardly_One> shut up idiot
44:32 <Bastardly_One> when we want you we'll yank your chain gimp
44:54 <Saemon> fiesty tonight arent we, gramps
45:00 <Maurice> The Americans don't get the British shit like Australians do
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone knows that Maurice
45:00 <Saemon> fair enough
45:08 <Maurice> The Americans don't get the British shit like Australians do
45:33 <Bastardly_One> and everyone knows that Maurice
45:35 <Saemon> fair enough
46:00 <British^Meat> yes, got the demo on my wii u 
46:00 <Saemon> i was just pointing out that both america and australia arose from british colonies
46:00 <British^Meat> its just freaking ace
46:00 <Maurice> You were just trying to start shit
46:00 <Maurice> Fuck up
46:00 <British^Meat> looking forward to picking it up soon
46:07 <British^Meat> yes, got the demo on my wii u
46:07 <Saemon> i was just pointing out that both america and australia arose from british colonies
46:12 <British^Meat> its just freaking ace
46:19 <Maurice> You were just trying to start shit
46:19 <Maurice> Fuck up
46:19 <British^Meat> looking forward to picking it up soon
46:30 Nick: Azagthoth is now known as DrGore
47:00 <Saemon> omg so famished atm lol
47:00 <Saemon> nothin to eat
47:00 <JLo> eat dick?
47:32 <Saemon> omg so famished atm lol
47:36 <Saemon> nothin to eat
47:58 <JLo> eat dick?
48:00 <Saemon> got some coco pops but no milk
48:00 <Saemon> fml
48:14 <Saemon> got some coco pops but no milk
48:16 <Saemon> fml
49:00 <Bastardly_One> coco pops without milk rock
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is wrong with you
49:06 <Bastardly_One> coco pops without milk rock
49:10 <Bastardly_One> wtf is wrong with you
52:00 <Happiness> cocopops and iced-coffee
52:34 <Happiness> cocopops and iced-coffee
53:00 <DrGore> why would somone purposely choose a nick that's so close to the word semen
53:44 <DrGore> why would somone purposely choose a nick that's so close to the word semen
54:00 <Bastardly_One> because he is a gross little grommit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's meant to be Simon ... done Game of Thrones style
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but fails 
54:14 <Bastardly_One> because he is a gross little grommit
54:30 <Bastardly_One> and it's meant to be Simon ... done Game of Thrones style
54:32 <Bastardly_One> but fails
55:00 <DrGore> might as well just call yourself cum bucket
55:00 <Saemon> oh hush it mr knowitall
55:00 <Saemon> that was directed to Bastardly_One
55:00 <Saemon> as for you DrGore, wat about your nick
55:22 <DrGore> might as well just call yourself cum bucket
55:25 <Saemon> oh hush it mr knowitall
55:48 <Saemon> that was directed to Bastardly_One
56:00 <Saemon> as for you DrGore, wat about your nick
56:00 <Saemon> sounds like some D-list horror movie script reject
56:21 <Saemon> sounds like some D-list horror movie script reject
57:00 <DrGore> I'll do the judging here Mrbukkake
57:04 <DrGore> I'll do the judging here Mrbukkake
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19:00 <JLo> http://anonhq.com/million-mask-march-largest-world-protest-influential-group-world/
19:00 <JLo> Are stupid poor people actually going to protest about being poor and stupid?
19:24 <JLo> http://anonhq.com/million-mask-march-largest-world-protest-influential-group-world/
19:32 <JLo> Are stupid poor people actually going to protest about being poor and stupid?
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> annonymous, what a joke
21:23 <British^Meat> lol
21:45 <British^Meat> annonymous, what a joke
22:00 <British^Meat> They all got thier mask from the movie i forget...
22:00 <British^Meat> GONE HACK U!
22:00 <British^Meat> lol, idiots
22:00 <Bastardly_One> V is for Vendetta
22:00 <JLo> http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1319233/2263308-South-Park-rabble-rabble-rabble_medium.jpg
22:00 <JLo> I swear that is every single protest ever
22:15 <British^Meat> They all got thier mask from the movie i forget...
22:23 <British^Meat> GONE HACK U!
22:27 <British^Meat> lol, idiots
22:40 <Bastardly_One> V is for Vendetta
22:40 <JLo> http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1319233/2263308-South-Park-rabble-rabble-rabble_medium.jpg
22:45 <JLo> I swear that is every single protest ever
23:00 <British^Meat> "TO REMIND THE WORLD OF WHAT IT HAS FORGOTTEN......"
23:00 <JLo> Actually "Free Hat!" explains it better, in the good book of South Park
23:00 <British^Meat> yer, like taking down PSN and hacking computers
23:00 <British^Meat> great work
23:18 <British^Meat> "TO REMIND THE WORLD OF WHAT IT HAS FORGOTTEN......"
23:22 <JLo> Actually "Free Hat!" explains it better, in the good book of South Park
23:33 <British^Meat> yer, like taking down PSN and hacking computers
23:35 <British^Meat> great work
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24:00 <doctor> i'm not a billionaire and they don't speak on my behalf. that's what they've forgotten
24:00 <JLo> actually the anonymous that does things seems to be trying to disassociate themselves with the title "anonymous" now
24:00 <British^Meat> "Lets make the government fall!"
24:00 <British^Meat> BWAHAHAHHA!!
24:00 <JLo> not that "anonymous" was ever any distinct group like they seem to suggest
24:15 <doctor> i'm not a billionaire and they don't speak on my behalf. that's what they've forgotten
24:19 <JLo> actually the anonymous that does things seems to be trying to disassociate themselves with the title "anonymous" now
24:31 <British^Meat> "Lets make the government fall!"
24:35 <British^Meat> BWAHAHAHHA!!
24:53 <JLo> not that "anonymous" was ever any distinct group like they seem to suggest
25:00 <British^Meat> "Together, we are unstoppable...."
25:00 <doctor> they got to well known
25:00 <doctor> yeah that's what irked me British^Meat
25:00 <British^Meat> gawd, i feel sad reading some of that page
25:00 <JLo> anonymous came about anyway, when the good 4chan had already died
25:11 <British^Meat> "Together, we are unstoppable...."
25:14 <doctor> they got to well known
25:57 <doctor> yeah that's what irked me British^Meat
25:59 <British^Meat> gawd, i feel sad reading some of that page
25:59 <JLo> anonymous came about anyway, when the good 4chan had already died
26:00 <JLo> British^Meat: my friend who believes in aliens and constantly posts about it on facebook, posted that :D
26:42 <JLo> British^Meat: my friend who believes in aliens and constantly posts about it on facebook, posted that :D
27:00 <British^Meat> hah
27:00 <British^Meat> why is it always the crack pots
27:00 <British^Meat> i have a mate like that too
27:00 <British^Meat> not so much aliens, but conspiracys
27:00 <British^Meat> EVERYTHING is not what the news reports, according to this dude, and he has mate sin anonymous
27:04 <British^Meat> hah
27:09 <British^Meat> why is it always the crack pots
27:14 <British^Meat> i have a mate like that too
27:22 <British^Meat> not so much aliens, but conspiracys
27:37 <British^Meat> EVERYTHING is not what the news reports, according to this dude, and he has mate sin anonymous
27:43 * British^Meat shakes head
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28:00 <British^Meat> nutcases, all of em
28:00 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1618486_827816083953034_7356935130793733149_n.jpg?oh=99e43cbf87ca5c47122ea8d0ded9673c&oe=54B841B2&__gda__=1420707215_a86bfd81341ecfac13fc0053f0403ccd
28:00 <JLo> He posted that too
28:00 <JLo> "History is a lie"
28:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
28:00 <British^Meat> does he call ppl sheeples also?
28:00 <JLo> Yea
28:00 <British^Meat> i dont even know him and i already think he sux
28:00 <JLo> I gave up on discrediting his statements of facebook reposts
28:02 <British^Meat> nutcases, all of em
28:09 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1618486_827816083953034_7356935130793733149_n.jpg?oh=99e43cbf87ca5c47122ea8d0ded9673c&oe=54B841B2&__gda__=1420707215_a86bfd81341ecfac13fc0053f0403ccd
28:13 <JLo> He posted that too
28:25 <JLo> "History is a lie"
28:29 <British^Meat> oh gawd
28:34 <British^Meat> does he call ppl sheeples also?
28:39 <JLo> Yea
28:42 <British^Meat> i dont even know him and i already think he sux
28:59 <JLo> I gave up on discrediting his statements of facebook reposts
29:00 <British^Meat> i just dont get dudes who go for all that shit
29:00 <British^Meat> im perfectly happy not really caring about any of that shit and liing a harmonious life
29:00 <British^Meat> its so great
29:00 <British^Meat> living
29:00 <British^Meat> meat out
29:00 <JLo> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10570390_825517217516254_1464006871745784749_n.jpg?oh=6b3db5ffa76972545f3af2c712e20e68&oe=54B6030D
29:20 <British^Meat> i just dont get dudes who go for all that shit
29:42 <British^Meat> im perfectly happy not really caring about any of that shit and liing a harmonious life
29:43 <British^Meat> its so great
29:46 * mrdanger slaps British^Meat around a bit with a large trout
29:47 <British^Meat> living
29:49 <British^Meat> meat out
29:51 <JLo> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10570390_825517217516254_1464006871745784749_n.jpg?oh=6b3db5ffa76972545f3af2c712e20e68&oe=54B6030D
29:53 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMP
30:00 <doctor> are they anarchists now or communists?
30:00 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10686956_826260057441970_3869522881842149845_n.jpg?oh=e79108d1b5f92bd1b2b7b67958364733&oe=54B66DA5&__gda__=1425305629_4db33cee0736d2abc3183d93578cb9ba <-- states ISIL are hero's, wtf?
30:00 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10703581_826260524108590_7289725711098727160_n.jpg?oh=3f50f4a3546bf54a3092b71a081c9cab&oe=54EB1419&__gda__=1421171344_fbf7474e4d3ee2df19dc0558ca80f7bd <-- not even photoshopped
30:00 <mrdanger> calm down jlo
30:00 <mrdanger> faglo more like it
30:02 <doctor> are they anarchists now or communists?
30:21 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10686956_826260057441970_3869522881842149845_n.jpg?oh=e79108d1b5f92bd1b2b7b67958364733&oe=54B66DA5&__gda__=1425305629_4db33cee0736d2abc3183d93578cb9ba <-- states ISIL are hero's, wtf?
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30:42 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10703581_826260524108590_7289725711098727160_n.jpg?oh=3f50f4a3546bf54a3092b71a081c9cab&oe=54EB1419&__gda__=1421171344_fbf7474e4d3ee2df19dc0558ca80f7bd <-- not even photoshopped
30:48 <mrdanger> calm down jlo
30:53 <mrdanger> faglo more like it
31:00 <JLo> mrdanger: if you like you can suck my dick
31:00 <mrdanger> no thanks bruz
31:00 <JLo> I'll dip it in warm nutella
31:00 <mrdanger> thats up to you, but i will still avoid the area
31:07 <JLo> mrdanger: if you like you can suck my dick
31:14 <mrdanger> no thanks bruz
31:27 <JLo> I'll dip it in warm nutella
31:49 <mrdanger> thats up to you, but i will still avoid the area
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42:00 <Saemon> fuck
42:00 <Saemon> my bin is so full and rotting in my kitchen
42:00 <Saemon> but i dont want to go outside my house to put it in the wheelie bin atm
42:23 <Saemon> fuck
42:38 <Saemon> my bin is so full and rotting in my kitchen
42:55 <Saemon> but i dont want to go outside my house to put it in the wheelie bin atm
43:00 <Saemon> cuz the house across from me is havin a massive party
43:00 <Saemon> stupid drunks runnin around all over the strret
43:00 <Saemon> waiting for cops to show up
43:00 <Maurice> What a fucking nancy
43:19 <Saemon> cuz the house across from me is havin a massive party
43:31 <Saemon> stupid drunks runnin around all over the strret
43:42 <Saemon> waiting for cops to show up
43:56 <Maurice> What a fucking nancy
44:00 <Saemon> if i go out now, no doubt some dickhead is gona think its funny to dry n do some shit to me
44:00 <Saemon> to try*
44:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed
44:00 <doctor> good idea. those drunks across the road would most likely murder you
44:00 <Saemon> well not murder, but probably yell at me, jeering, taunting mocking etc 
44:08 <Saemon> if i go out now, no doubt some dickhead is gona think its funny to dry n do some shit to me
44:14 <Saemon> to try*
44:28 <Maurice> Fingers crossed
44:29 <doctor> good idea. those drunks across the road would most likely murder you
44:54 <Saemon> well not murder, but probably yell at me, jeering, taunting mocking etc
45:00 <Saemon> in front of all their mates, i hate that shit
45:00 <Saemon> had it done to me throughout highschool. no need for it to be done to me in front of my own home.
45:00 <Maurice> You're such a fucking girl
45:00 <Maurice> I put my bin out at night all the time when people are out
45:00 <Maurice> I'm not scared of what they say
45:00 <doctor> what you should do is peak outside at them from your front window with a stirn look on your face and the phone held to your ear. that would sure show them
45:05 <Saemon> in front of all their mates, i hate that shit
45:24 <Saemon> had it done to me throughout highschool. no need for it to be done to me in front of my own home.
45:35 <Maurice> You're such a fucking girl
45:49 <Maurice> I put my bin out at night all the time when people are out
45:54 <Maurice> I'm not scared of what they say
45:59 <doctor> what you should do is peak outside at them from your front window with a stirn look on your face and the phone held to your ear. that would sure show them
46:00 <Saemon> you're a female maurice, they treat u better
46:00 <Maurice> Uh no
46:00 <Maurice> To all of that
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46:34 <Saemon> you're a female maurice, they treat u better
46:40 <Maurice> Uh no
46:55 <Maurice> To all of that
47:00 <Saemon> 956+
47:00 <Saemon> oops
47:00 <JLo> 01:44 < Saemon> well not murder, but probably yell at me, jeering, taunting mocking etc
47:00 <JLo> Throw smelly bin stuff at them
47:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure the rape/mugging percentage is way higher in females
47:04 <Saemon> 956+
47:11 <Saemon> oops
47:19 <JLo> 01:44 < Saemon> well not murder, but probably yell at me, jeering, taunting mocking etc
47:24 <JLo> Throw smelly bin stuff at them
47:25 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure the rape/mugging percentage is way higher in females
48:00 <Saemon> ah true
48:00 <Saemon> see, that didnt even occur to my mind
48:00 <Saemon> because i personally would never ever think its ok to do such a thing to a female
48:00 <Saemon> causing me to think that everyone other guy would think like me as well, but evidently not
48:03 <Saemon> ah true
48:11 <Saemon> see, that didnt even occur to my mind
48:30 <Saemon> because i personally would never ever think its ok to do such a thing to a female
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48:57 <Saemon> causing me to think that everyone other guy would think like me as well, but evidently not
49:00 <doctor> that's very chivalrous of you
49:00 <Saemon> thank you
49:00 <Maurice> Ugh
49:17 <doctor> that's very chivalrous of you
49:37 <Saemon> thank you
49:51 <Maurice> Ugh
51:00 <Saemon> only thing that i would do to a chick that might be frowned upon by a few people
51:00 <Saemon> is sniff her shoes after she takes them off and leaves it
51:24 <Saemon> only thing that i would do to a chick that might be frowned upon by a few people
51:47 <Saemon> is sniff her shoes after she takes them off and leaves it
52:00 <Saemon> like outside someones house or at the swimming pool or something
52:00 <doctor> that can be excused as there is very few men out there who could treat a lady as well as you would
52:10 <Saemon> like outside someones house or at the swimming pool or something
52:59 <doctor> that can be excused as there is very few men out there who could treat a lady as well as you would
53:00 <Saemon> thats true
53:16 <Saemon> thats true
53:22 * mrdanger slaps Maurice around a bit with a large trout
54:00 <Saemon> do escorts count as women though?
54:00 <Saemon> because i havent been treating them so well.....but they arent exactly a lado though
54:00 <Saemon> lady*
54:05 <Saemon> do escorts count as women though?
54:39 <Saemon> because i havent been treating them so well.....but they arent exactly a lado though
54:41 <Saemon> lady*
55:00 <Saemon> but its not like my anger towards them was for no reason
55:00 <Maurice> Thats rude mrdanger
55:00 <doctor> they're only a lady if they fall for you and are in dire need for you to rescue them 
55:43 <Saemon> but its not like my anger towards them was for no reason
55:49 <Maurice> Thats rude mrdanger
55:53 <doctor> they're only a lady if they fall for you and are in dire need for you to rescue them
56:00 <mrdanger> >
56:00 <JLo> You don't treat escorts. They treat you
56:08 * mrdanger slaps Maurice around a bit with a large trout
56:11 <mrdanger> >
56:17 <JLo> You don't treat escorts. They treat you
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57:00 <Saemon> i pay you for a service, you refuse halfway through the session to go through with it. fair enough. but if you change your mind and refuse to provide that particular service that you prior agreed to, then i would expect you to refund at least half of my money
57:00 <Saemon> not keep all of it and say its all part of package deal
57:00 <Saemon> thats bullshit
57:00 <Maurice> They probably look at you and change their mind
57:04 <Saemon> i pay you for a service, you refuse halfway through the session to go through with it. fair enough. but if you change your mind and refuse to provide that particular service that you prior agreed to, then i would expect you to refund at least half of my money
57:25 <Saemon> not keep all of it and say its all part of package deal
57:28 <Saemon> thats bullshit
57:30 <Maurice> They probably look at you and change their mind
58:00 <Saemon> and thats ok with me, provided that the fee for the services changes as well
58:00 <Maurice> Most of the mentally retarded in here can get laid, if you have to pay for it, you're worse than them
58:00 <doctor> you just need to wear a fedora so they wont be repulsed, then there's no problem
58:00 <Maurice> Think about it
58:00 <Saemon> $200 for half an hour
58:00 <Saemon> they change their mind
58:00 <JLo> It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
58:00 <Saemon> then it should be reduced to $100 for half an hour
58:08 <Saemon> and thats ok with me, provided that the fee for the services changes as well
58:17 <Maurice> Most of the mentally retarded in here can get laid, if you have to pay for it, you're worse than them
58:17 <doctor> you just need to wear a fedora so they wont be repulsed, then there's no problem
58:19 <Maurice> Think about it
58:19 <Saemon> $200 for half an hour
58:26 <Saemon> they change their mind
58:30 <JLo> It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
58:40 <Saemon> then it should be reduced to $100 for half an hour
59:00 <Saemon> nah i cant pull of a fedora my heads too sharp shaped
59:00 <Saemon> sorta like an egg
59:53 <Saemon> nah i cant pull of a fedora my heads too sharp shaped
59:58 <Saemon> sorta like an egg
00:00 <Saemon> but i look good in a beret though
00:00 <Saemon> beret and aviators is my signature look all throughout highschool to present
00:05 <Saemon> but i look good in a beret though
00:48 <Saemon> beret and aviators is my signature look all throughout highschool to present
01:00 <Maurice> That explains why you can't get laid
01:00 <Saemon> how?
01:00 <Maurice> It's not the 80s
01:00 <Maurice> Grow a brain
01:00 <doctor> stab yourself a few times to make it look like you've been wounded in battle, then stitch a transformers badge on the beret. girls can't tell the difference and will instantly give you a discount
01:05 <Maurice> That explains why you can't get laid
01:15 <Saemon> how?
01:45 <Maurice> It's not the 80s
01:48 <Maurice> Grow a brain
01:48 <doctor> stab yourself a few times to make it look like you've been wounded in battle, then stitch a transformers badge on the beret. girls can't tell the difference and will instantly give you a discount
02:00 <Saemon> ah you're implying the way i dress looks stupid 
02:00 <Saemon> well i call it being an individual
02:25 <Saemon> ah you're implying the way i dress looks stupid
02:34 <Saemon> well i call it being an individual
03:00 <Maurice> So does every other hipster
03:00 <Saemon> i wear what i enjoy, i dont want to look like all the generic jayjays catalgue men 
03:00 <Saemon> speaking of hipster
03:24 <Maurice> So does every other hipster
03:27 <Saemon> i wear what i enjoy, i dont want to look like all the generic jayjays catalgue men
04:00 <Saemon> those hipster glasses
04:00 <Saemon> on chicks are sexy
04:00 <Saemon> it gives off the 'sexy librarian' vibe
04:00 <Saemon> or sexy secretary
04:00 <Maurice> You're repulsive
04:00 <Saemon> on a guy it just makes them look like a fuken douchecanoe
04:01 <Saemon> speaking of hipster
04:07 <Saemon> those hipster glasses
04:14 <Saemon> on chicks are sexy
04:29 <Saemon> it gives off the 'sexy librarian' vibe
04:39 <Saemon> or sexy secretary
04:42 <Maurice> You're repulsive
04:55 <Saemon> on a guy it just makes them look like a fuken douchecanoe
05:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of gay
05:00 <Bastardly_One> my cars are now a dark matte purple
05:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
05:39 <Bastardly_One> speaking of gay
05:49 <Bastardly_One> my cars are now a dark matte purple
05:51 <Bastardly_One> carry on
06:00 <Saemon> at least even b1 doesnt wear hipster glasses
06:00 <Saemon> i will give him credit for that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> only because I cannot be fucked upgrading glasses
06:00 <Bastardly_One> every style these days ... even square
06:15 <Saemon> at least even b1 doesnt wear hipster glasses
06:23 <Saemon> i will give him credit for that
06:46 <Bastardly_One> only because I cannot be fucked upgrading glasses
06:57 <Bastardly_One> every style these days ... even square
07:00 <Bastardly_One> has a hipster element to them
07:00 <Saemon> so you would get a hipster glasses if you can be bothered?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the less hair you the smaller the frames should be the case though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see this moonface baldie I know in the uk
07:00 <Maurice> I have red rectangle ones
07:00 <Bastardly_One> his glasses are way too big for his head
07:07 <Bastardly_One> has a hipster element to them
07:16 <Saemon> so you would get a hipster glasses if you can be bothered?
07:32 <Bastardly_One> the less hair you the smaller the frames should be the case though
07:41 <Bastardly_One> ought to see this moonface baldie I know in the uk
07:45 <Maurice> I have red rectangle ones
07:51 <Bastardly_One> his glasses are way too big for his head
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen your's ... they suit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but what he means by hipster
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's every single modern style
08:00 <Maurice> You havent seen them, I dont have a photo of me with them on
08:00 <Maurice> Previous rectangle ones I do
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
08:00 <Bastardly_One> got ya 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in that case I havent have I?
08:03 <Bastardly_One> I've seen your's ... they suit
08:09 <Bastardly_One> but what he means by hipster
08:15 <Bastardly_One> that's every single modern style
08:32 <Maurice> You havent seen them, I dont have a photo of me with them on
08:39 <Maurice> Previous rectangle ones I do
08:41 <Bastardly_One> oh right
08:43 <Bastardly_One> got ya
08:58 <Bastardly_One> in that case I havent have I?
09:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One with hipster glasses you'd look like roman polanski
09:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you what though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> over here it seems easier to look cheap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can always tell when a US friend has cheap glasses
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they just look cheap
09:09 <Saemon> Bastardly_One with hipster glasses you'd look like roman polanski
09:21 <Bastardly_One> tell you what though
09:30 <Bastardly_One> over here it seems easier to look cheap
09:43 <Bastardly_One> I can always tell when a US friend has cheap glasses
09:49 <Bastardly_One> they just look cheap
10:00 <Maurice> My son pops the lenses out of 3D glasses and just wears the frames
10:00 <Maurice> Thats hipster
10:00 <Saemon> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> little wanker
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna grow up having one of those groomed beards you know
10:00 <Saemon> i used to break glasses in the middle and wear it like a dragonball z scouter
10:00 <Maurice> No, so fat hes grown up enough to be smarter than you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
10:03 <Maurice> My son pops the lenses out of 3D glasses and just wears the frames
10:06 <Maurice> Thats hipster
10:13 <Saemon> lol
10:16 <Bastardly_One> little wanker
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10:28 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna grow up having one of those groomed beards you know
10:37 <Saemon> i used to break glasses in the middle and wear it like a dragonball z scouter
10:51 <Maurice> No, so fat hes grown up enough to be smarter than you
10:58 <Bastardly_One> easy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the hipster one though yes?
11:00 <Saemon> is he fat?
11:00 <Maurice> Far*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she meant so far
11:00 <Saemon> ah
11:00 <Maurice> Fuck off legless
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's the hipster one isn't it?
11:00 <Maurice> His IQ currently sits at 150
11:00 <Maurice> And he's 11
11:09 <Bastardly_One> that's the hipster one though yes?
11:15 <Saemon> is he fat?
11:24 <Maurice> Far*
11:25 <Bastardly_One> she meant so far
11:27 <Saemon> ah
11:42 <Maurice> Fuck off legless
11:43 <Bastardly_One> but that's the hipster one isn't it?
11:58 <Maurice> His IQ currently sits at 150
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew he was smart but 150
12:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
12:00 <Maurice> His sporty IQ, not so much
12:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who needs sports
12:00 <Saemon> wats sporty IQ?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> never did me harm without them
12:00 <Maurice> He tries hard, he just doesn't win anything
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I only started to appreciate any sport whatsoever about 10 yrs ago
12:00 <Bastardly_One> at least he has a go 
12:01 <Maurice> And he's 11
12:14 <Bastardly_One> I knew he was smart but 150
12:16 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
12:18 <Maurice> His sporty IQ, not so much
12:24 <Bastardly_One> meh
12:27 <Bastardly_One> who needs sports
12:29 <Saemon> wats sporty IQ?
12:36 <Bastardly_One> never did me harm without them
12:50 <Maurice> He tries hard, he just doesn't win anything
12:53 <Bastardly_One> I only started to appreciate any sport whatsoever about 10 yrs ago
12:57 <Bastardly_One> meh
13:00 <Maurice> Hes faction captain in his school
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't even if I wanted to 
13:00 <Maurice> He did 800mtrs, told me he didnt have to do it but wanted to prove to himself he could do it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> good for him 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
13:00 <Saemon> only sport i ever attempted to do was pro wrestling
13:00 <Maurice> Thats what I said
13:01 <Bastardly_One> at least he has a go
13:08 <Maurice> Hes faction captain in his school
13:12 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't even if I wanted to
13:40 <Maurice> He did 800mtrs, told me he didnt have to do it but wanted to prove to himself he could do it
13:50 <Bastardly_One> good for him
13:52 <Bastardly_One> :D
13:53 <Saemon> only sport i ever attempted to do was pro wrestling
13:59 <Maurice> Thats what I said
14:00 <Maurice> His friends from a different race ran along side him and cheered him on
14:00 <Maurice> Good school
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, that's cool
14:00 <Bastardly_One> factions are like houses?
14:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One im realistic now, im fat and out of shape. if i ever got into pro wrestling, id try n be a manager like heyman or paul bearer
14:00 <Maurice> Yes
14:00 <Saemon> none of them 2 are/were fit
14:00 <Maurice> Red, blue, green and yellow
14:13 <Maurice> His friends from a different race ran along side him and cheered him on
14:18 <Maurice> Good school
14:24 <Bastardly_One> hey, that's cool
14:44 <Bastardly_One> factions are like houses?
14:46 <Saemon> Bastardly_One im realistic now, im fat and out of shape. if i ever got into pro wrestling, id try n be a manager like heyman or paul bearer
14:52 <Maurice> Yes
14:58 <Saemon> none of them 2 are/were fit
14:59 <Maurice> Red, blue, green and yellow
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah houses
15:00 <Maurice> We call them factions
15:00 <Bastardly_One> factions sounds a bit harsh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Saemon> factions
15:00 <Maurice> When I was in high school, I was in 'Challenger' which was blue..
15:00 <Saemon> that sounds too tactical
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we called them houses I think
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't allowed to do sports at school
15:00 <Maurice> Most schools now have fucked up names for them
15:00 <Saemon> my primary school calle dthem houses too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I
15:00 <Saemon> named after famous aussie sports icons
15:08 <Bastardly_One> yeah houses
15:16 <Maurice> We call them factions
15:20 <Bastardly_One> factions sounds a bit harsh
15:21 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:23 <Saemon> factions
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15:26 <Maurice> When I was in high school, I was in 'Challenger' which was blue..
15:28 <Saemon> that sounds too tactical
15:39 <Bastardly_One> we called them houses I think
15:49 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't allowed to do sports at school
15:49 <Maurice> Most schools now have fucked up names for them
15:50 <Saemon> my primary school calle dthem houses too
15:51 <Bastardly_One> I
15:58 <Saemon> named after famous aussie sports icons
16:00 <Maurice> My high school was challenger, amity, scindian and cygnet
16:00 <Saemon> fraser, elliot, bradman etc
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I cant remember mine for shit 
16:00 <Saemon> wtf Maurice u went to hogwarts or someshit
16:00 <Saemon> lolz
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the brother in law doe
16:00 <Bastardly_One> s
16:00 <Maurice> Wtf Saemon, you're about to be gone
16:00 <Bastardly_One> we went to the same high school
16:00 <Saemon> we had war cries and songs for each of our houses
16:00 <Saemon> shit that cheerleaders would chant out
16:03 <Maurice> My high school was challenger, amity, scindian and cygnet
16:05 <Saemon> fraser, elliot, bradman etc
16:17 <Bastardly_One> I cant remember mine for shit
16:19 <Saemon> wtf Maurice u went to hogwarts or someshit
16:20 <Saemon> lolz
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16:24 <Bastardly_One> I bet the brother in law doe
16:25 <Bastardly_One> s
16:29 <Maurice> Wtf Saemon, you're about to be gone
16:31 <Bastardly_One> we went to the same high school
16:54 <Saemon> we had war cries and songs for each of our houses
17:00 <Maurice> One of my friends has her kids in a diff school and they have purple and orange
17:00 <Saemon> they were catchy 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
17:00 <Bastardly_One> usually red, yellow, green and blue
17:00 <Bastardly_One> purple would be cool
17:00 <Maurice> Thats what I've always known it as
17:00 <Saemon> purple was the color of roman emperors man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a thing about purple this week
17:00 <Saemon> dunno how it became a gay symbolic color
17:00 <Maurice> Its been 8yrs for my eldest at school and I can only just remember his colour is Wyola
17:00 <Bastardly_One> orange
17:03 <Saemon> shit that cheerleaders would chant out
17:06 <Maurice> One of my friends has her kids in a diff school and they have purple and orange
17:12 <Saemon> they were catchy
17:14 <Bastardly_One> gay
17:24 <Bastardly_One> usually red, yellow, green and blue
17:34 <Bastardly_One> purple would be cool
17:35 <Maurice> Thats what I've always known it as
17:38 <Saemon> purple was the color of roman emperors man
17:41 <Bastardly_One> I've a thing about purple this week
17:48 <Saemon> dunno how it became a gay symbolic color
18:00 <Maurice> Its been 8yrs for my eldest at school and I can only just remember his colour is Wyola
18:00 <Bastardly_One> orange
18:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine being in orange
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how shit would that be
18:00 <Bastardly_One> even if they were good
18:00 <Maurice> Which is red
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what a crap colour
18:00 <Bastardly_One> OW!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that is gonna leave a bruise
18:00 <Bastardly_One> table corner 1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 nil
18:00 <Saemon> i remember the blue team, my primary school uniform was blue already, so during sports events when we got to wear clothes that were our houses color
18:06 <Bastardly_One> imagine being in orange
18:11 <Bastardly_One> how shit would that be
18:14 <Bastardly_One> even if they were good
18:14 <Maurice> Which is red
18:19 <Bastardly_One> what a crap colour
18:45 <Bastardly_One> OW!
18:46 <Bastardly_One> ffs
18:51 <Bastardly_One> that is gonna leave a bruise
18:55 <Bastardly_One> table corner 1
18:57 <Bastardly_One> B1 nil
19:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me for a moment
19:00 <Saemon> those in the blue team were stuck with the lame old school uniforms anyway lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> while I curse my table
19:00 <Maurice> I just got the sexiest /notice
19:00 <Maurice> But they left before my reply went through :/
19:00 <Bastardly_One> let me guess
19:00 <Bastardly_One> from Father?
19:03 <Saemon> i remember the blue team, my primary school uniform was blue already, so during sports events when we got to wear clothes that were our houses color
19:19 <Bastardly_One> excuse me for a moment
19:22 <Saemon> those in the blue team were stuck with the lame old school uniforms anyway lol
19:25 <Bastardly_One> while I curse my table
19:41 <Maurice> I just got the sexiest /notice
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19:52 <Maurice> But they left before my reply went through :/
19:56 <Bastardly_One> let me guess
20:00 <Bastardly_One> from Father?
20:00 <Maurice> (23:18:32) -Father- you are the most dumb whore i have ever seen sucking cocks is your hobby your face is like dog shit u fucking dumb sick prostitute because of you ebola spreading its in ur ass u DUMB SLUT!
20:00 <Saemon> wat did it say?
20:00 <Maurice> Yep
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Maurice> (23:18:58) -> -Father- (private) Naww, you flatter me, Sir
20:00 <Maurice> (23:18:58) *** [Father] No such user
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the person that notices us all the time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting pedo shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and once they noticed saying they're not TheMayo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's our usual fan
20:00 <Maurice> MOST DUMB
20:00 <doctor> sounds foreign
20:00 <Maurice> Buhbow
20:05 <Maurice> (23:18:32) -Father- you are the most dumb whore i have ever seen sucking cocks is your hobby your face is like dog shit u fucking dumb sick prostitute because of you ebola spreading its in ur ass u DUMB SLUT!
20:05 <Saemon> wat did it say?
20:05 <Maurice> Yep
20:07 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:14 <Maurice> (23:18:58) -> -Father- (private) Naww, you flatter me, Sir
20:15 <Maurice> (23:18:58) *** [Father] No such user
20:15 <Bastardly_One> it's the person that notices us all the time
20:21 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting pedo shit
20:31 <Bastardly_One> and once they noticed saying they're not TheMayo
20:38 <Bastardly_One> but it's our usual fan
20:38 <Maurice> MOST DUMB
20:39 <doctor> sounds foreign
20:44 <Maurice> Buhbow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:15] -Father- cops going to arrest you faggot
21:00 <Saemon> fucken hell why do i get so sleepy after i finish eating?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
21:00 <Bastardly_One> theres heaps of them
21:00 <Bastardly_One> because you eat like a pig
21:00 <Bastardly_One> happens to me when I eat big too 
21:00 <doctor> thats a food dependence
21:00 <Bastardly_One> in my case
21:00 <Saemon> i dont understand why filling yourself with food make su drowsy though
21:14 <Bastardly_One> [02:15] -Father- cops going to arrest you faggot
21:14 <Saemon> fucken hell why do i get so sleepy after i finish eating?
21:15 <Bastardly_One> etc
21:19 <Bastardly_One> theres heaps of them
21:28 <Bastardly_One> because you eat like a pig
21:40 <Bastardly_One> happens to me when I eat big too
21:49 <doctor> thats a food dependence
21:58 <Bastardly_One> in my case
21:58 <Saemon> i dont understand why filling yourself with food make su drowsy though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's meds and pot floating around
22:00 <Saemon> does it alter brain chemistry or something?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I eat lots of potato
22:00 <Bastardly_One> potato makes you sleepy in big lots 
22:00 <Saemon> no it doesnt
22:00 <Saemon> potatoes are low G>I
22:00 <Bastardly_One> most carbs do
22:00 <doctor> i suppose in the old cave men days, they'd siesta after eating a huge meal
22:00 <Saemon> G.I
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in big lots
22:00 <Saemon> it would give you more energy
22:04 <Bastardly_One> it's meds and pot floating around
22:08 <Saemon> does it alter brain chemistry or something?
22:09 <Bastardly_One> and I eat lots of potato
22:21 <Bastardly_One> potato makes you sleepy in big lots
22:27 <Saemon> no it doesnt
22:33 <Saemon> potatoes are low G>I
22:34 <Bastardly_One> most carbs do
22:36 <doctor> i suppose in the old cave men days, they'd siesta after eating a huge meal
22:38 <Saemon> G.I
22:41 <Bastardly_One> in big lots
22:46 <Saemon> it would give you more energy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... go read and learn something
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I'm wrong I don't care because that's how they work with me 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of potatoes and I'm sleepy
23:00 <Saemon> err i go gym now bro, ive researched on healthy eating n stuff.
23:00 <Saemon> i have learnt stuff thanks.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ go to the gym
23:00 <Bastardly_One> another story
23:00 <doctor> carbs doesn't necessarily mean it will energise you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely
23:05 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... go read and learn something
23:17 <Bastardly_One> and if I'm wrong I don't care because that's how they work with me
23:28 <Bastardly_One> lots of potatoes and I'm sleepy
23:29 <Saemon> err i go gym now bro, ive researched on healthy eating n stuff.
23:36 <Saemon> i have learnt stuff thanks.
23:37 <Bastardly_One> lol @ go to the gym
23:39 <Bastardly_One> another story
23:50 <doctor> carbs doesn't necessarily mean it will energise you
24:00 <Saemon> what does it do then?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of more people than myself that a lot of potato in one sitting puts them into a lull
24:00 <doctor> its for energy, but it doesn't energise or motivate you
24:02 <Bastardly_One> precisely
24:11 <Saemon> what does it do then?
24:33 <Bastardly_One> I know of more people than myself that a lot of potato in one sitting puts them into a lull
24:38 <doctor> its for energy, but it doesn't energise or motivate you
25:00 <doctor> if it really made people energetic, we wouldn't have so many large people lumping around the place
25:00 <Maurice> It's because you're too full to move
25:00 <Maurice> Napping is the logical choice
25:00 <Maurice> (23:25:47) -Father- WTF you think you talking about me? WE WILL GANG RAPE YOU DUMB WHORE
25:00 <Maurice> God, I cant wait
25:00 <Saemon> ah true doctor
25:19 <doctor> if it really made people energetic, we wouldn't have so many large people lumping around the place
25:35 <Maurice> It's because you're too full to move
25:41 <Maurice> Napping is the logical choice
25:55 <Maurice> (23:25:47) -Father- WTF you think you talking about me? WE WILL GANG RAPE YOU DUMB WHORE
26:00 <Saemon> heaps of fat ppl eat maccas n hot chips n white bread
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:24] -Father- WTF you think you talking about your dad in #melbourne and i will never know i am watching you FAGGOT i will fuck your mom in her LAME FAT ARSE!
26:00 <Saemon> which are nothing but pure white aryan carbs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme know how that goes
26:00 <Maurice> 50 bucks each though
26:01 <Maurice> God, I cant wait
26:01 <Saemon> ah true doctor
26:15 <Saemon> heaps of fat ppl eat maccas n hot chips n white bread
26:20 <Bastardly_One> [02:24] -Father- WTF you think you talking about your dad in #melbourne and i will never know i am watching you FAGGOT i will fuck your mom in her LAME FAT ARSE!
26:28 <Saemon> which are nothing but pure white aryan carbs
26:33 <Bastardly_One> lemme know how that goes
26:38 <Maurice> 50 bucks each though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
27:00 <Maurice> I'm outside right now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you get more customers than I do 
27:00 <Maurice> I have the red light flashing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're cheap
27:00 <Bastardly_One> only $50?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> My hourly rate is 10 times that
27:00 <Maurice> EACH
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm expensive
27:00 <Maurice> I assume theres like, 20 of them
27:00 <Maurice> Otherwise whos this 'we'
27:00 <Bastardly_One> group discount?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the voices in his head I was assuming
27:06 <Bastardly_One> ah
27:08 <Maurice> I'm outside right now
27:14 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you get more customers than I do
27:15 <Maurice> I have the red light flashing
27:18 <Bastardly_One> you're cheap
27:24 <Bastardly_One> only $50?
27:30 <Bastardly_One> My hourly rate is 10 times that
27:32 <Maurice> EACH
27:34 <Bastardly_One> I'm expensive
27:40 <Maurice> I assume theres like, 20 of them
27:48 <Maurice> Otherwise whos this 'we'
27:49 <Bastardly_One> group discount?
27:59 <Bastardly_One> the voices in his head I was assuming
28:00 <Saemon> they talk to him, the councel him, they understanddddd......
28:00 <Saemon> wait
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *counsel
28:00 <Saemon> thats not ortons theme goes
28:25 <Saemon> they talk to him, the councel him, they understanddddd......
28:33 <Saemon> wait
28:36 <Bastardly_One> *counsel
28:46 <Saemon> thats not ortons theme goes
29:00 <Saemon> i got thw words in wrong order lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *farts*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if you smell
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what my bum
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is cookin'
29:04 <Saemon> i got thw words in wrong order lol
29:25 <Bastardly_One> *farts*
29:29 <Bastardly_One> if you smell
29:32 <Bastardly_One> what my bum
29:34 <Bastardly_One> is cookin'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I must make bubble n squeek exactly how I did tonight
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ever want to offend someone by farting
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've stopped for 2 hrs
30:00 <Saemon> milk makes me fart like crazy
30:18 <Bastardly_One> I must make bubble n squeek exactly how I did tonight
30:26 <Bastardly_One> if I ever want to offend someone by farting
30:36 <Bastardly_One> don't think I've stopped for 2 hrs
30:40 <Saemon> milk makes me fart like crazy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I intend to go much further with this
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I swear my bed has a fart spell on it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I get into it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
31:00 <Maurice> Thats cabbage mostly
31:00 <Saemon> lol my mattress has brown stains from my farts because i dont wear pants or undies
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I think with my own it's onions and peas
31:00 <Maurice> Becuase you're repulsive
31:00 <Saemon> when im in my bed
31:04 <Bastardly_One> not that I intend to go much further with this
31:14 <Bastardly_One> but I swear my bed has a fart spell on it
31:17 <Bastardly_One> soon as I get into it
31:22 <Bastardly_One> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
31:27 <Maurice> Thats cabbage mostly
31:48 <Saemon> lol my mattress has brown stains from my farts because i dont wear pants or undies
31:53 <Bastardly_One> nuh I think with my own it's onions and peas
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we've seen your bed
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and what?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you liquid fart in your bed?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking disgusting animal
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously are sub human
32:01 <Maurice> Becuase you're repulsive
32:03 <Saemon> when im in my bed
32:08 <Bastardly_One> we've seen your bed
32:10 <Bastardly_One> and what?
32:18 <Bastardly_One> you liquid fart in your bed?
32:26 <Bastardly_One> you fucking disgusting animal
32:44 <Bastardly_One> you seriously are sub human
33:00 <Saemon> as sub-human as i am, at least im capable of purchasing my own microwave.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! I am getting a freebie 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
33:37 <Saemon> as sub-human as i am, at least im capable of purchasing my own microwave.
33:53 <Bastardly_One> OMG! I am getting a freebie
33:58 <Bastardly_One> idiot
34:00 <Saemon> and i sleep naked
34:00 <Saemon> lots off people do it
34:00 <Saemon> why single me out and call me sub-human for it?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:31] <Saemon> lol my mattress has brown stains from my farts because i dont wear pants or undies
34:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:31] <Bastardly_One> nuh I think with my own it's onions and peas
34:11 <Saemon> and i sleep naked
34:17 <Saemon> lots off people do it
34:49 <Saemon> why single me out and call me sub-human for it?
34:57 <Bastardly_One> [02:31] <Saemon> lol my mattress has brown stains from my farts because i dont wear pants or undies
34:57 <Bastardly_One> [02:31] <Bastardly_One> nuh I think with my own it's onions and peas
35:00 <Maurice> Nobody said subhuman
35:00 <Maurice> Its just a giveb
35:00 <Maurice> Given*
35:00 <Saemon> oh i see Bastardly_One
35:07 <Maurice> Nobody said subhuman
35:14 <Maurice> Its just a giveb
35:16 <Maurice> Given*
35:37 <Saemon> oh i see Bastardly_One
36:00 <Saemon> meh theres worser ppl out there more deserving of the title of sub-human than me
36:00 <Saemon> rapists, murderers, pedos etc
36:00 <Maurice> Seriously?
36:00 <Maurice> Worser?
36:00 <Saemon> i just sumtimes half shit my own mattress whoa im such a villian
36:07 <Saemon> meh theres worser ppl out there more deserving of the title of sub-human than me
36:14 <Saemon> rapists, murderers, pedos etc
36:26 <Maurice> Seriously?
36:30 <Maurice> Worser?
36:40 <Saemon> i just sumtimes half shit my own mattress whoa im such a villian
38:00 <doctor> need more fibre in your diet. might make shitting the bed easier to clean
38:31 <doctor> need more fibre in your diet. might make shitting the bed easier to clean
40:00 <Saemon> u know what
40:00 <Saemon> im considering getting these
40:00 <Saemon> http://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/product.asp?id=46422&pname=Tena+For+Men+Level+2+10
40:26 <Saemon> u know what
40:33 <Saemon> im considering getting these
40:34 <Saemon> http://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/product.asp?id=46422&pname=Tena+For+Men+Level+2+10
41:00 <Saemon> will definately save me from getting up out of the comfy warm blankets in bed on cold winter nights
41:06 <Saemon> will definately save me from getting up out of the comfy warm blankets in bed on cold winter nights
48:12 * Bastardly_One shakes my head
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52:00 <^Aus_Bloke> you fucking cunt Saemon
52:44 <^Aus_Bloke> you fucking cunt Saemon
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13:00 <JLo> Bastardly_One: no shake my head
13:59 <JLo> Bastardly_One: no shake my head
15:00 <BlackDevil> i wish he shook my head
15:00 <BlackDevil> wink
16:01 <BlackDevil> i wish he shook my head
16:02 <BlackDevil> wink
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16:00 <beehhh> asian students are all asshole
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16:56 <beehhh> asian students are all asshole
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you 
25:32 <Bastardly_One> so are you
40:00 <beehhh> so is your mom
40:17 <beehhh> so is your mom
41:00 <beehhh> death isnt too bad you get lost in time
41:00 <beehhh> life is a sufferings
41:47 <beehhh> death isnt too bad you get lost in time
42:02 <beehhh> life is a sufferings
44:00 <beehhh> perth is an easy access for some to become migrate
44:48 <beehhh> perth is an easy access for some to become migrate
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24:00 <matrix> How is everyone today
24:00 <matrix> How is everyone today
27:00 <stebie> i think i just sharted
27:00 <stebie> i don't want to check
27:00 <stebie> i think i just sharted
27:00 <stebie> i don't want to check
28:00 <matrix> Best not.  might have to call yoh Saemon :-P
28:00 <matrix> Best not.  might have to call yoh Saemon :-P
29:00 <matrix> Usually you can tell the dangerous farts
29:00 <matrix> Usually you can tell the dangerous farts
31:00 <matrix> sharting in the shower is bad too
31:00 <matrix> sharting in the shower is bad too
33:00 <stebie> no it's not, it washes away
33:00 <stebie> unless you pop out a mega turd, it should be fine
33:00 <stebie> no it's not, it washes away
33:00 <stebie> unless you pop out a mega turd, it should be fine
34:00 <matrix> Well that wouldn't be a short then
34:00 <matrix> shart *
34:00 <matrix> That would be a full on dump
34:00 <matrix> Well that wouldn't be a short then
34:00 <matrix> shart *
34:00 <matrix> That would be a full on dump
35:00 <matrix> I find most accidental sharts get left in the crack though and only a super shart makes it to underwear
35:00 <matrix> And wtf am I talking about this lol
35:00 <matrix> I find most accidental sharts get left in the crack though and only a super shart makes it to underwear
35:00 <matrix> And wtf am I talking about this lol
46:00 <stebie> good question
46:00 <stebie> gosh
46:00 <stebie> good question
46:00 <stebie> gosh
51:00 <matrix> I must be bored
51:00 <matrix> I must be bored
54:00 <matrix> I'll never understand women ......
54:00 <matrix> I'll never understand women ......
28:00 <MrMark> booo
28:00 <MrMark> booo
30:00 <matrix> howdy doodly doo
30:00 <matrix> howdy doodly doo
31:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
31:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
32:00 <MrMark> u behaving?
32:00 <MrMark> u behaving?
33:00 <matrix> Always behaving
33:00 <matrix> Always behaving
34:00 <matrix> Hey nikkers
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey
34:00 <matrix> How's doing?
34:00 <matrix> Hey nikkers
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey
34:00 <matrix> How's doing?
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ok, you?
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ok, you?
37:00 <MrMark> u behaving Nikky?
37:00 <Nikky`> Never
37:00 <matrix> Yeah ok
37:00 <MrMark> u behaving Nikky?
37:00 <Nikky`> Never
37:00 <matrix> Yeah ok
38:00 <MrMark> behaving is no fun
38:00 <MrMark> behaving is no fun
39:00 <matrix> I have to behave
39:00 <matrix> I have to go to work soon
39:00 <matrix> Can't go to work smelling like sex
39:00 <MrMark> i reckon
39:00 <matrix> Oh sorry tmi
39:00 <matrix> I have to behave
39:00 <matrix> I have to go to work soon
39:00 <matrix> Can't go to work smelling like sex
39:00 <MrMark> i reckon
39:00 <matrix> Oh sorry tmi
40:00 <British^Meat> Hi Taco
40:00 <British^Meat> mr trouble , tsk tsk
40:00 <British^Meat> i dont get why u trolley guys dont even attempt to hide
40:00 <MrMark> i just go to work smelling
40:00 <matrix> Yeah you have to clean up after you shart
40:00 <simba> work on satruday ;[
40:00 <MrMark> i just go to work smelling
40:00 <matrix> Yeah you have to clean up after you shart
40:00 <simba> work on satruday ;[
41:00 <matrix> Yeah I know simba.  but it is the cutover of all AusPost cloud services to AWS.  we are ditching hostworks
41:00 <matrix> Yeah I know simba.  but it is the cutover of all AusPost cloud services to AWS.  we are ditching hostworks
44:00 <BMP> ahmen simba brother
44:00 <BMP> sux
44:00 <BMP> ahmen simba brother
44:00 <BMP> sux
46:00 <matrix> Hello bmp
46:00 <simba> o yea
46:00 <simba> my work is moving 2 cloud storage 2
46:00 <Skirmish> Ladies. How is your weekend thus far? 
46:00 <simba> its still on windows server 2003 
46:00 <matrix> Hello bmp
46:00 <simba> o yea
46:00 <simba> my work is moving 2 cloud storage 2
46:00 <Skirmish> Ladies. How is your weekend thus far? 
46:00 <simba> its still on windows server 2003 
47:00 <simba> i cant use office 2013!!!!
47:00 <simba> not 4 long
47:00 <matrix> simba: we have a lot of virtual 2003 servers
47:00 <matrix> moving all the servers out of NDC to a new Data Centre too
47:00 <matrix> So much fun
47:00 <simba> i cant use office 2013!!!!
47:00 <simba> not 4 long
47:00 <matrix> simba: we have a lot of virtual 2003 servers
47:00 <matrix> moving all the servers out of NDC to a new Data Centre too
47:00 <matrix> So much fun
48:00 <matrix> Do you know how much infrastructure post has 
48:00 <matrix> My god it is ridiculous
48:00 <matrix> So much legacy stuff that the current staff don't even know exists.   The people that originally set it up no longer work with us.
48:00 <matrix> Do you know how much infrastructure post has 
48:00 <matrix> My god it is ridiculous
48:00 <matrix> So much legacy stuff that the current staff don't even know exists.   The people that originally set it up no longer work with us.
49:00 <matrix> Last weekend someone cut off a supposedly unused Fibre link and set off 22 alarms
49:00 <matrix> Last weekend someone cut off a supposedly unused Fibre link and set off 22 alarms
52:00 <matrix> Anyway.  That's my weekend lol
52:00 <matrix> Anyway.  That's my weekend lol
05:00 <matrix> Hi doc
05:00 <matrix> Hi doc
11:00 <doctor> morning matrix
11:00 <doctor> morning matrix
14:00 <matrix> What's doing
14:00 <doctor> just reading the digital newspapers
14:00 <matrix> What's doing
14:00 <doctor> just reading the digital newspapers
15:00 <doctor> nothing horrifying thus far asides a few pieces on the IS
15:00 <matrix> Oh that all
15:00 <doctor> nothing horrifying thus far asides a few pieces on the IS
15:00 <matrix> Oh that all
30:00 <British^Meat> https://33.media.tumblr.com/e5e58fd3e715499fd8ec0b09794344b9/tumblr_ndk8wtGfiL1r3gb3zo2_400.gif
30:00 <British^Meat> simba on weekends
32:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
35:00 <MrMark> we all naked yet?
35:00 <MrMark> we all naked yet?
36:00 <matrix> nope
36:00 <matrix> Going to work lol
36:00 <matrix> nope
36:00 <matrix> Going to work lol
23:00 <Rak> OMG it's like an orgy of coffee beans in my mouth:  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZefNllyY3z0/U5U0tcV6QjI/AAAAAAAAKrY/zg5XtwfTb70/s1600/MR+BLACK.jpg
23:00 <Rak> OMG it's like an orgy of coffee beans in my mouth:  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZefNllyY3z0/U5U0tcV6QjI/AAAAAAAAKrY/zg5XtwfTb70/s1600/MR+BLACK.jpg
25:00 <Skirmish> I have only just noticed the new topic in the channel. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I personally preferred the boobs. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I have only just noticed the new topic in the channel. 
25:00 <Skirmish> I personally preferred the boobs. 
26:00 <matrix> The boobs got boring after a bit
26:00 <Rak> :o
26:00 <matrix> The boobs got boring after a bit
26:00 <Rak> :o
36:00 <psYbR> where's that whorebag ashleighXtrinity
37:00 <^Aus_Bloke> your mum
58:00 <simba> flying battery zone
25:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chet+faker+1998
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
28:00 <simba> time 2 get da goods
33:00 <mrdanger> who let da gods out 
39:00 <Bastardly_One>  simba
39:00 <Bastardly_One> want a laugh?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go to Live from PlayStation quick
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and click on the guy ... Chat with  gave developer
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt has no idea
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <TheRon> the word cunt is used by people that have run out of adjectives
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off cunt
43:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon cunt
43:00 <TheRon> geez language
46:00 <Bastardly_One> got a fucking problem with it?
47:00 <TheRon> yep fucking oath i do
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck you then pal
05:00 <BlackDevil> Are you under 50 years old, willing to make daily trips to Medford, and have regular bowel movements? You, my friend, could be earning $40 a day—just for pooping.
15:00 <TheRon> simba five mins till 420
18:00 <TheRon> how can we dance when our earth is turning
20:00 <mrdanger> gay
20:00 <TheRon> calling stuff gay is gay
20:00 <mrdanger> what about when it involves another man rubbing you on the internet?
21:00 <TheRon> that could be gay
21:00 <mrdanger> pretty gay
23:00 <mrdanger> so, how about them redskins
23:00 <TheRon> are they till redskins?
24:00 <TheRon> foo fighters - everlong
27:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/431/just_a_couple_horsing_around_537060521.640x0.jpg
27:00 <TheRon> oh she's a good hrose ken she'll go all day
28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't laugh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I know people that would do that 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <BlackDevil> i bet element does
29:00 <TheDarkTruth> is that topic supposed to be ironic?
29:00 <BlackDevil> yes
29:00 <TheDarkTruth> excellent.. 
30:00 <TheRon> got any lawn bowls uniform pics?
30:00 <zaim> anyone else goin jehovah convention or is it just me
30:00 <TheRon> free piss?
30:00 <zaim> unsure,... im gonna go with barnsies. i hear those dudes like to party
31:00 <mrdanger> GrOmLeTzzzzzz
15:00 <TheRon> it's times like these you learn to live again
17:00 <BlackDevil> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <TheRon> looking to the sky to save me......
20:00 <TheRon> make my way back home when i learn to fly
25:00 <TheRon> you gotta keep 'em separated......
26:00 <MysteriousShado> ASL CUNTZ
26:00 <mrdanger> 12 f ya mums
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Delicious
30:00 <MysteriousShado> doctor
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Cure me
31:00 <TheRon> he's the one the call dr feelgood
31:00 <TheRon> he's the one that makes you feel alright
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Excellent.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Si
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I jut got Driveclub
38:00 <TheRon> california rest in peace simultaneous release
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *so
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it better be good
39:00 <TheRon> good investment
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I live racing games
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've got people I've talked to on live streams keen to add me for racing
42:00 <TheRon> i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend....
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks pretty
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> read this
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8919962
45:00 <TheRon> that involves reading
45:00 <TheRon> readings no good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> An Argentine football match has descended into chaos after a wild brawl erupted on the field and forced the game to be abandoned with 12 players sent off.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> twelve red cards!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <TheRon> how is that news, in south america that happens every week
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh by the way
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the first rule of Drive Club is 
47:00 <TheRon> dont talk about drive club
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nag everyone on my PS4 to get it so the club I just formed is active 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a bit retarded though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the games I've wanted to buy I hardly play
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont play the other one I really wanted much either
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I've installed Drive Club but that's it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what tonight is?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> GO MVC!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> die Adelaide United!
50:00 <TheRon> we'll shit it in just you wait n see
50:00 <TheRon> 5-0
51:00 <Bastardly_One> "we'll"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly you like soccer?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
52:00 <TheRon> i couldn't watch a whole one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am still laughing about last week
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was convinced it was going to be the other way around
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that was so much fun to watch
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Bastardly_One, played fifa against couleurs yet?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> MysteriousShado lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I did twice ... before he continued to nag
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's his thing
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be doing it until 16 comes out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have something to tell him 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont play him until he gets driveclub now
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got him to get GT6
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
55:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One :)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what mrdanger?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and how much are MVC going to lose by Lwaxana
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ??
56:00 <Bastardly_One> let's make them win again
56:00 <Lwaxana> ni
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what is the score gonna be?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I say ... 0 - 3
56:00 <Bastardly_One> (lets hope that works)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> worked last week :P
56:00 <Lwaxana> lol
56:00 <TheRon> more to the point, how many flares will go off??
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how animated does Muscut get?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> He thinks he's coaching a real team
57:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of a-league
57:00 <TheRon> he's a melbourne legend, don't rip on him
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he was one of our best players though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was typing that 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh ... a-league isn't woggy enough
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for the flares and bullshit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's if you go to a Sth Melb Hellas match
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the tension at one of those games is like real soccer
59:00 <simba> yea local football is fucken miles better than a league
59:00 <TheRon> lawn bowls gts willing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so simba
00:00 <Bastardly_One> get your own PS4 and get Drive Club
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the nagging begins 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <TheRon> DON'T TALK ABOUT DRIVE CLUB!
00:00 <simba> fuck is drive club
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been sucking up to players on streams who will add me to play but I doubt they'll join my club
01:00 <simba> gay name
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the latest racing game on the PS4
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but it relies on you being social
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and you need Plus
01:00 <stevenn> twitch.tv
01:00 <Bastardly_One> twitch and ustream
01:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: thats you out then
01:00 <Bastardly_One> twitch users are a lot more friendly though
01:00 <stevenn> i want to stream !
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure you need a PS Camera
02:00 <simba> yea twitch is p cool
02:00 <TheRon> i stream a number of times daily
02:00 <stevenn> you need a pvr
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a what?
02:00 <TheRon> especially after like 4 beers
02:00 <stevenn> you can use a xboxone to stream
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you need the PS Camera to stream on the PS I am told
02:00 <simba> twitch is for speedrunning not playing gay new games!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know ... I'm shit ... I'd never stream
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh on the PS4
03:00 <TheRon> you'd never stream?
03:00 <TheRon> your bladder must be fucked
03:00 <stevenn> uh, i modded my xbox so i would get alot of veiws ;p
03:00 <Bastardly_One> its become play your games online on twitch
03:00 <stevenn> and a ban =p
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ and a ban
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sticking with Sony
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the exclusives better than the xbox ones
03:00 <Bastardly_One> game wise
04:00 <simba> the whole idea of streaming casual play so people can watch you so you feel like you have friends is pretty gay to me
04:00 <simba> it should be for competing, speedrunning
04:00 <stevenn> i would stream for advertising =p
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I know simba and I agree
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you ought to see this dude before
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he claims to be a game dev
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and had his vid open to chat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was hilarious
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking loser 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> reckons he's worked for Ubisoft and shit 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so I started abusing him for every shit Ubisoft game ever
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a fuck of a lot
05:00 <stevenn> haha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to abuse in 160 characters though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta get it perfect
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> time to load driveclub
06:00 <simba> have u seen the woman who does the e3 ubisoft things lately
06:00 <simba> shes so cringeworthy 
06:00 <TheRon> oi fuck knuckle
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck I hate her
06:00 <TheRon> see it's not that hard
06:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as the IGN chick
06:00 <Bastardly_One> seen her?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she fucking annoys the hell out of me
06:00 <simba> nah
06:00 <matrix> afternoon all
07:00 <TheRon> women in general piss you off though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> update needed 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's fucking MASSIVE
07:00 <TheRon> make your own penis joke up people
07:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
08:00 <Bastardly_One> this game apparently has online issues too
08:00 <matrix> have to have a penis to joke about it
08:00 <matrix> B1 everyone here has online issues
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I love women
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong
08:00 <matrix> We are all online on friday evening
08:00 <Bastardly_One> most of my friends are female
08:00 <matrix> how am I wrong
08:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix, fuck up
08:00 <stevenn> hahahaaha
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to TheRon
08:00 <TheRon> killing in the name of..........
09:00 <stevenn> chanop must have some serious issues
09:00 <matrix> b1 is in a mood
09:00 <matrix> meg
09:00 <matrix> meh even
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just haven't told anyone to fuck up yet today
09:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, fuck up
09:00 <matrix> fair enough
09:00 <matrix> stfu everyone
09:00 <Bastardly_One> let
09:00 <Bastardly_One> s 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> talk about video games
09:00 <matrix> meh
10:00 <stevenn> yea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon gets cranky
10:00 <stevenn> xbox 360
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffft
10:00 <matrix> ps4
10:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4
10:00 <matrix> xb1 sux almost as bad as b1
10:00 <Bastardly_One> worse
10:00 <TheRon> i get so cranky
10:00 <matrix> I wouldnt go that far
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> look at those pretty cars
10:00 <Bastardly_One> shall I screenshot?
10:00 <matrix> B1 how was your fish
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that fish was fucking great
11:00 <matrix> awesom
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so good I fell asleep in satistfaction 15 mins later
11:00 <matrix> you'll have to remember how you did it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
11:00 <matrix> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes you go into a race
11:00 <Bastardly_One> back shortly
11:00 <matrix> go b1 racer
12:00 <matrix> you fucking idiot
12:00 <TheRon> fuck you i won't do what you tell me
13:00 <matrix> wtf???
13:00 <TheRon> it's the song
13:00 <matrix> oh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked that up
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like awesome fun
14:00 <matrix> I knew you would
14:00 <matrix> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't expecting it 
14:00 <TheRon> i hate racing games
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was good though
14:00 <matrix> went into the game too quick hey
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I love racing games
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it did I thought
14:00 <matrix> Actually I like racing games
14:00 <matrix> I just hate fifa
15:00 <TheRon> oh no no fifa!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I adore soccer
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and in my world it's a year long thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to supporting various countries leagues
15:00 <matrix> yeah I am just over it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get used to it 
15:00 <matrix> cause it gets talked about every fucking day of the year
15:00 <Bastardly_One> its couleurs thing
15:00 <matrix> that makes it boring as batshit
16:00 <TheRon> GO EVERTON!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he did it all year with 14 too
16:00 <matrix> yeah see what I mean
16:00 <matrix> it gets boring fast
17:00 <TheRon> the possession game shits me
17:00 <matrix> I have an core 2 duo PC with intel graphics
17:00 <matrix> what games can I play lol :P
17:00 <TheRon> matrix i have no idea what you just said
17:00 <matrix> lol
18:00 <matrix> I havent got time for a PS4 or PS5 or xbox365 or whatever the fuck they are
18:00 <matrix> I work 11 days out of 14
18:00 <matrix> I own a house
18:00 <matrix> and ...
18:00 <matrix> well I have a life
19:00 <TheRon> feel good inc
20:00 <matrix> TheRon what do you do for work?
20:00 <matrix> sorry I have never asked
20:00 <TheRon> i test breasts
20:00 <matrix> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say
20:00 <matrix> you wish??
20:00 <TheRon> oh yes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck getting a conversation on basics going with TheRon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've tried heaps of times
20:00 <matrix> heya mewsy
20:00 <TheRon> i'm a private person what can i say
21:00 <Mew> hey trixy
21:00 <matrix> hows ya doin
21:00 <Mew> gr8 thx u?
21:00 <matrix> cant complain
21:00 <matrix> no one in here will listen lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> christ what a good looking game
22:00 <matrix> you perving on me again b1
22:00 <matrix> lol
22:00 <Mew> you can if you want
22:00 <TheRon> take it out on a date
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking GTA V on this gen out though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna marry it 
22:00 <Mew> the best part is if you complain in here everyone has to read it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> after I divorce my bong
22:00 <matrix> Mew: no point complaining, it doesnt make things better, so going to be happy instead
22:00 <matrix> :-)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew
22:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu :D
22:00 <stevenn> uh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hi(gh)
22:00 <matrix> oh he had to say it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
23:00 <TheRon> and if you want these kind of dreams it californication
23:00 <Mew> you can be all "my period is clotting so hard today fuck its so hot menstrual juice was a bad choice" and someone will read it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> less talk
23:00 <Bastardly_One> more driving
23:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon 
23:00 <matrix> oh god Mew that was gross
23:00 <matrix> lol
23:00 <TheRon> mew please it's tea time
24:00 <Mew> See? Two people read it
24:00 <Mew> I feel validated thx dudes
24:00 <matrix> you kinda threw it in our face lol
24:00 <mrdanger> I wish I didn't read it
24:00 <matrix> lol
24:00 <TheRon> mind you it's still better than hearing about Bastardly_One's new game
24:00 <Mew> you'd know if I threw it in your face lol
24:00 <matrix> TheRon: thjat is debatable
24:00 <matrix> Mew I dont wanna know lol
24:00 <TheRon> nah it's better
25:00 <matrix> At least it isnt FIFA
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cheating cunts!
25:00 <TheRon> so true
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep losing points
25:00 <matrix> thats cause you are shit at it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> from being rammed
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I was being careful and because I was winning they cheated
25:00 <TheRon> i thought you'd be used to getting rammed?!
25:00 <matrix> lol
26:00 <matrix> I dont want to know
26:00 <matrix> please
26:00 <matrix> its tea time and ramming b1 is not on my chat topic list
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you TheRon
26:00 <TheRon> nope sorry
26:00 <Bastardly_One> guess where I am tomorrow?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm coming to the bowls club 
26:00 <TheRon> beaufort scoring weed
26:00 <matrix> fucking TheRon
26:00 <matrix> ??
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I will be in Sebas
26:00 <Bastardly_One> look out!
26:00 <matrix> fucking seba?
26:00 <TheRon> what about your chick??
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that was today
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a good lunch too 
27:00 <matrix> yeah waht about your chick
27:00 <matrix> she was freaking hotness
27:00 <TheRon> just lunch?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was today
27:00 <matrix> meh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah catching up on Sunday
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so who the fuck knows 
27:00 <matrix> your just a dirty old cuntox
27:00 <Bastardly_One> expect nothing then you're never disappointed
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, you have to be in it to win it 
28:00 <TheRon> HERE'S JOHNNY!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but always expect nothing I say 
28:00 <matrix> Anyway I am making carbonara for dinner
28:00 <matrix> I'll be back
28:00 <TheRon> just unzip and give her a clue
28:00 <matrix> eeewwwww
28:00 <matrix> TheRon dont image B1 unzipped
28:00 <TheRon> my bad
29:00 <matrix> very bad
29:00 <matrix> very very bad
29:00 <Mew> are you gonna meet Ron b1?
29:00 <TheRon> nope
29:00 <matrix> B1 doesnt wanna meet he just wants to fuck him
29:00 <matrix> ermm
29:00 <matrix> anyway
29:00 <matrix> I should go cook
29:00 <Mew> id meet you if I went to your infamous bowls club
29:00 <Mew> you're one of the saner ircers
30:00 <TheRon> geez thanks
30:00 <matrix> the bowls club does sound awesome
30:00 <matrix> lol
30:00 <TheRon> thats a worry
30:00 <matrix> oi 
30:00 <matrix> arent I sane???
30:00 <stevenn> in
30:00 <matrix> blah
30:00 <Mew> one of 
31:00 <matrix> I prefer to be insane
31:00 <matrix> but I am the only normal one alive so meh  cant win
31:00 <simba> Yep.
31:00 <matrix> oh hi sumba
31:00 <matrix> simba even
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> first and down to last
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *close app*
32:00 <matrix> told you that you were shit at it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I have an excuse that time
32:00 <matrix> you always do lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I sneezed and hit a corner too fast
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is going to be fun though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not a sim like GT6
33:00 <Bastardly_One> very arcade like but it's going to be fun it seem
33:00 <Bastardly_One> s
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
34:00 <TheRon> too early for guns n roses?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the characters on the loading screen was called Jamie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> cute
34:00 <Mew> I thought you meant you were IRL driving before
34:00 <TheRon> jamie oliver is cute?
34:00 <TheRon> he can't drive
34:00 <matrix> JAmie Oliver 
35:00 <matrix> man I'd go straight for him lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this is true I can't
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in real life either 
36:00 <matrix> dont be like that Bastardly_One
36:00 <TheRon> i play bowls tomorrow as it happens
36:00 <matrix> you can do somethings right
36:00 <matrix> hold on
36:00 <matrix> I have to remember what
36:00 <Mew> wot
37:00 <TheRon> i put in the winning bowl last weekend
37:00 <matrix> you did TheRon
37:00 <matrix> we heard about it all night
37:00 <TheRon> it was good
37:00 <Mew> get the bints dripping TheRon?
38:00 <TheRon> the pints?
38:00 <TheRon> sometimes it good to be the man
38:00 <Mew> bints
38:00 <Mew> old ladies
38:00 <TheRon> bints?
39:00 <TheRon> i'd have to spend hours in the bath and i just haven't got the time
40:00 <TheRon> what i got you gotta give it to your momma
42:00 <matrix> sing it bro
42:00 <TheRon> great song
42:00 <matrix> anything to get B1's driving crap off the screen lol
42:00 <TheRon> indeed
43:00 <TheRon> see i told ya mews clotted period was better
45:00 <matrix> please dont remind me
45:00 <matrix> clotted period is not good at tea time
45:00 <TheRon> it's all natural
45:00 <matrix> I may just vomit .......
46:00 <matrix> maybe natural but is a reason why it is hidden down there
46:00 <mrdanger> you'd prefer a free flowing period then?
46:00 <matrix> mrdonger - better than clotted and cheesey
47:00 <mrdanger> tasty
47:00 <matrix> or may be mild
47:00 <matrix> but either way
47:00 <mrdanger> aged
47:00 <matrix> would you put your face in it
47:00 <TheRon> colby?
47:00 <mrdanger> coon
47:00 <matrix> feta
47:00 <TheRon> salty
48:00 <matrix> parmesan
48:00 <mrdanger> with cottage cheese on the side
48:00 <matrix> ok I am getting grossed out now
48:00 <matrix> lol
48:00 <mrdanger> excellent
48:00 <TheRon> a soft sheeps cheese
48:00 <matrix> cottage cheese just put it over the edge
48:00 <matrix> clotted cream is almost as bad
48:00 <mrdanger> blue cheese then
48:00 <Mew> mainclam your clunge in the frudge
49:00 <matrix> ok I dont know wtf she just said
49:00 <Mew> im jus playin
49:00 <Mew> on dem werdz
49:00 <matrix> so I see
49:00 <matrix> friday night on irc
50:00 <matrix> I almost forgot what it was like
50:00 <Mew> shits outta control
51:00 <matrix> I think I should go cooking
51:00 <matrix> I have some salted caramel left from yesterday
51:00 <matrix> hmmm
51:00 <Mew> cremation?
51:00 <matrix> wonder what I can do with it
51:00 <TheRon> nothing suss
51:00 <Bish> There is fresh air in here without stinky Serenity an her tyranny
51:00 <Mew> Oh
51:00 <matrix> Mew I cook well, italian heritage :P
51:00 <Bish> All hail the new Queen of Melbourne.... Simba
52:00 <Bish> All hail Queen simba
52:00 <Bish> the next #melbourne bitch
52:00 <Bish> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:00 <Mew> you'd smell like a bolognaise that's been cooking for days
52:00 <matrix> oh ffs Bish you jsut got banned elsewhere for being a twat
52:00 <matrix> Mew I smell pretty damned good actually :P
52:00 <Bish> People have turned their backs on Serenity
52:00 <matrix> have they?
52:00 <Bish> It's time people saw Serenity for her true colours
53:00 <matrix> Bish: you think ppl care about IRC ???
53:00 <Bish> It has been amusing watching the downfall of Serenity
53:00 <TheRon> she cyndi lauper?
53:00 <Bish> All her friends abandoned her
53:00 <Bish> she is going through a downward spiral right now
53:00 <Bish> She has lost her main form of social interaction
53:00 <Bish> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:00 <matrix> oh its one of them
54:00 <matrix> ./ignore bish
54:00 <TheRon> way to talk about her when sh'es not here
54:00 <matrix> shes in another chan
54:00 <Bish> nice on matrix
54:00 <matrix> bish got banned from there too
54:00 <Bish> I cant talk about her in front of her because she is in hiding
54:00 <matrix> she isnt hiding
54:00 <matrix> she is in full view
54:00 <Bish> I have enjoyed tormenting Serenity
54:00 <matrix> tormenting LOL
54:00 <TheRon> come as you as you are, as you were, as i want you to be
54:00 <Bish> I like to think that the pressure me and my trolls put on her has helped this un doing
55:00 <matrix> you think anyone cares what a little IRC troll says
55:00 <matrix> lol
55:00 <matrix> Bish you are so sad
55:00 <mrdanger> Bish, you need a hobby
55:00 <matrix> Bish the IRC troll who does not have a life
55:00 <matrix> so so sad
55:00 <matrix> lets all feel sorry for poor little Bish
55:00 <mrdanger> you could try collecting stamps or something
55:00 <Bish> If serenity were here, I would have been banned already
55:00 <Mew> he's already got excessive wanking and sniffing his cum how many hobbies does a man need?
55:00 <Bish> but now I am free to torment the unwashed masses
56:00 <Lwaxana> no u arent
56:00 <matrix> Bish serenity / sezz is stronger than ever
56:00 <matrix> lol
56:00 <Mew> hey lwaxorelaxo
56:00 <Bish> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLl @ her being strong at all
56:00 <matrix> she has a life away from IRC
56:00 <Bish> No
56:00 <Bish> She does not
56:00 <mrdanger> Bish, you are an odd man
56:00 <Bish> Her and her bf sit on here all day
56:00 <matrix> little troll Bishy
56:00 <TheRon> she shows us boobs, i like her
56:00 <Bish> Her spybot is in #cats
56:00 <Bish> mrdanger, likewise
56:00 <matrix> I feel sorry for the little trolls sometimes
56:00 <matrix> if a spybot is in cats
56:00 <matrix> let the ops ban it
56:00 <matrix> fool
57:00 <Bish> Were you not putting me on ignore matrix?
57:00 <Bish> Or was that just like some lame statement you were making?
57:00 <matrix> nah you are too amusing to ignore lol
57:00 <Mew> oooo damn
57:00 <matrix> you are making me laugh hard atm
57:00 <matrix> lol
57:00 <Bish> I aim to please
57:00 <Mew> I just did the pat bateman face
57:00 <Bish> Serenity is the laughing stock of austnet
58:00 <matrix> lol mewsy
58:00 <Lwaxana> she is NOT
58:00 <matrix> Bish actually the Trolls are the laughing stock
58:00 <Lwaxana> so just shut up
58:00 <Bish> Lwaxana she is SO
58:00 <matrix> they are the ones who think IRC is life
58:00 <matrix> lol
58:00 <Bish> lololololololololololololol
58:00 <[DoC]> lolllllllllll
58:00 <Lwaxana> wwell we cant help them
59:00 <matrix> Trolls have always been the cause of much laughter
59:00 <matrix> they are the ones who think IRC is life
59:00 <matrix> its so sad really
59:00 <matrix> but I cant help but laugh
59:00 <Bish> matrix make sure you paste this back to Serenity
59:00 <matrix> dont need to
59:00 <Mew> trolls are like twisties, life's pretty straight without them
59:00 <matrix> you can paste it to her yourself
59:00 <Bish> I want her to know that we are laughing at her misfortune
00:00 <matrix> I am actually laughing at you Bish
00:00 <matrix> not with you
00:00 <TheRon> trolls are like piles
00:00 <TheRon> a pain in the arse
00:00 <Bish> matrix that or is perhaps she reading through her log bot MeGusta?
00:00 <matrix> and they smell bad too
00:00 <Bish> I have Serenity all worked out
00:00 <matrix> if you know what the logbot is
00:00 <Bish> I see her for what she really is.
00:00 <matrix> why not get an oper to ban it
00:00 <matrix> such pathetic rumours 
01:00 <matrix> anyway, this is now starting to bore me somewhat
01:00 <matrix> my pasta needs my attention
01:00 <Bish> The depression that Serenity is experiencing is karma for her tyranny in here
01:00 <Bish> People like Serenity, Faux and Maruice
02:00 <Bish> the fat bitches
02:00 <Lwaxana> rerun of Scorpion then Transformers  OR  James Bond Golden Eye  OR  The Bourne Ultimatum  OR SOCCER 
02:00 <matrix> clearly does not know a thing
02:00 <Lwaxana> they are making it too easy
02:00 <matrix> Faux is pretty slim
02:00 <Bish> Golden eye and transformers
02:00 <matrix> Soccer sounds the best of that bunch
02:00 <Bish> matrix, no she's not.
02:00 <Bish> rofl
02:00 <Lwaxana> yep
03:00 <matrix> Lwax: grab a couple of drinks, and we can watch it together
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm what to name my drive club
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Team Merde
03:00 <Bish> matrix is such a desperate
03:00 <matrix> I have a name for you b1
03:00 <matrix> cuntoxon
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Merde means shit in French
03:00 <matrix> lol
03:00 <matrix> that will work too with your driving
03:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: call it clotted vadge
04:00 <matrix> ROFL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> inappropriate language
04:00 <TheRon> too much?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
04:00 <matrix> TheRon you are obsessed with mews clotted period
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it understands shit in Friend
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in French too
04:00 <TheRon> no it's just better than Bastardly_One's drive club
04:00 <matrix> lol b1
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ripped off
04:00 <Mew> fractionally
05:00 <Bastardly_One> now I actually have to think
05:00 <matrix> B1 dont do that your head might explode
05:00 <Bastardly_One> got it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simple and plain based on my psn id
05:00 <matrix> oh crap
05:00 <matrix> thats bad
06:00 <Mew> my old boss used to cut me off and say "Nooo... Really?!" Everytime I said "I think"
07:00 <matrix> that would get annoying
07:00 <matrix> hia nikkers
07:00 <Bish> Mew, sounds like something Serenity would do
07:00 <Mew> I dunno I'm pretty dumb sometimes
07:00 <matrix> back soon ppl
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey
07:00 <Bish> The know it all Serenity
07:00 <matrix> mew you havent been dum around me
07:00 <matrix> far from it
07:00 <JLo> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10686603_769210823141831_6942783887028021773_n.jpg?oh=836d7ab8641dc5748630cf1187da7c51&oe=54AA6D7C&__gda__=1425540085_72b61afc89c27232bf3504c4b239b8e4
08:00 <Bish> rofl @ dum
08:00 <Nikky`> Then you haven't been around her often :P
08:00 <matrix> probably not nikkers
08:00 <Mew> Oh hey Nikky` lol
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey hon 
08:00 <Bish> Nikky` the youtube sensation
08:00 <matrix> really jlo??
08:00 <Bish> another loser
08:00 <matrix> that was kinda gross
08:00 <Bish> Peninsula slut
08:00 <matrix> I should have known better
08:00 <Bish> lololololo
08:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - even flow, what a coincidence mew
09:00 <JLo> You're welcome
09:00 <matrix> lol
09:00 <matrix> I did not thank you
09:00 <Lwaxana> Troth ..no more
09:00 <Mew> this morning my friend was microwaving something at work and I said yuuuum that smells amazing what is it and she cracked up laughing cos it was a bowl of melting butter
09:00 <Mew> dumb like that matrix
10:00 <TheRon> everyone loves butter
10:00 <Mew> it smelled like cake 
10:00 <matrix> melting butter does smell good
10:00 <matrix> that is the main part that makes the cake smell
10:00 <Mew> well I never
11:00 <TheRon> melted butter with chocolate
11:00 <Mew> fuck I learned something else today but I've forgotten
11:00 <matrix> butter and chocolate smells good together
11:00 <TheRon> something about ISIS?
11:00 <matrix> Mew you have a kid yeah?
11:00 <Mew> Yes indeedy
11:00 <Fez> Kids are baby goats yea?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
12:00 <matrix> thats why Mew
12:00 <JLo> This is my favourite YouTube video. I sometimes listen to it for 5 days straight, sleep and not. I am not a serial killer.
12:00 <JLo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTi6LG8aeK8
12:00 <matrix> kids make your brain go to mush
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this game's serve is SHIT
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Transport Tycoon Deluxe - Soundtrack (Adlib) (Oct 9, 2011) 01:20:10 - Category: Music - 34,229 views - likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
12:00 <Mew> yeah that sounds about right matrix
13:00 <TheRon> fuck i love this song
13:00 <matrix> you were probably fine before you had the little one yeah?
13:00 <TheRon> finger eleven - one thing
13:00 <Mew> yeeeeeeahhhh...isssshhhh
13:00 <Mew> yep
13:00 <matrix> youll recover in a few years
14:00 <Mew> its an enjoyable mush for the time being
14:00 <matrix> oh simba you ruined my fun lol
14:00 <matrix> Mew you can get away with a lot hey
15:00 <TheRon> i don't like children's parties
15:00 <TheRon> so many children
15:00 <Mew> you've been going to the wrong ones
15:00 <Fez> Have another one mew.. call it mewtwo
15:00 <TheRon> damn
15:00 <Nikky`> So many kids hyped up on sugar..whats to hate?
15:00 <matrix> You can only enjoy a childrens party as a parent
15:00 <Mew> makes it so awkward when you don't know them or the family
15:00 <matrix> cause your brains are conditioned to it
16:00 <Mew> loljks
16:00 <matrix> I found it a touch awkward 
16:00 <TheRon> my nephews and niece are ok it's just the rest of them
16:00 <matrix> and I had known Sams girls since they were born
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hot hatch cup my arse
17:00 <matrix> no thanks B1
17:00 <Bastardly_One> more like pieces of shit cup
17:00 <matrix> I dont go for guys I keep telling you
17:00 <Mew> what are you even talking about wtf lol
17:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: got f'd in the A on his new game
18:00 <Mew> I feel like I have someone on ignore but I dont
18:00 <matrix> is it me ??
19:00 <Mew> no I don't have anyone on ignore lol
19:00 <matrix> just not with it mewsy
20:00 <Fez> Itsprolly me
20:00 <Mew> I keep thinking b1 is joining in with the convo but its about his game
20:00 <TheRon> breasts
20:00 <matrix> he isnt with us Mew
20:00 <matrix> he is 
20:00 <matrix> well
20:00 <matrix> he is b1
21:00 <Fez> Breasts
21:00 <matrix> he is nowhere
21:00 <Fez> Glorious breasts
21:00 <matrix> Fez stop perving on me ffs
21:00 <matrix> I told ya
21:00 <Mew> B1 talk to us
21:00 <Mew> stop playing gay shit
21:00 <Nikky`> So I must say - I am loving my new phone
21:00 <matrix> another one
21:00 <Mew> give us your undivided attention
22:00 <TheRon> does the phone do laundry?
22:00 <Fez> Vibrate function works huh?
22:00 <Nikky`> Yes, yes it does
23:00 <TheRon> it's staying on vibrate??
23:00 <Mew> im camping at a 21st tomorrow night
23:00 <Nikky`> Always
23:00 <matrix> you can all take your fangdangled technological crap arse stuff and shove it into a flying rats arse
23:00 <Fez> Youre 21 mew?
23:00 <TheRon> mew how you gonna handle that?
24:00 <Mew> no its a friends party Fez bomb
24:00 <TheRon> i'd just drink but thats just me
24:00 <Fez> Ah
24:00 <Mew> like a thick cock TheRon: like a champion
24:00 <Fez> Gettin the baps out?
24:00 <Mew> probs
24:00 <TheRon> r......ight
24:00 <Fez> F yea
24:00 <matrix> doesnt she always :P
25:00 <Fez> Think so
25:00 <TheRon> nudie run?
25:00 <Mew> it'd be weird not to
25:00 <matrix> nudie ron??
25:00 <Mew> this is the last 21st in a family of 5 boys
25:00 <TheRon> oh alright.........
27:00 <Nikky`> I can't remember the last 21st I went to :/
27:00 <TheRon> kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
28:00 <Fez> The presidents
28:00 <TheRon> yep
28:00 <Fez> Kitty
28:00 <Fez> I like them
28:00 <Fez> Potusa
28:00 <Fez> Or somthin
32:00 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
33:00 <matrix> who is that
33:00 <TheRon> i like boobs
33:00 <TheRon> pearl jam
33:00 <matrix> boobs are good
33:00 <TheRon> so many uses
34:00 <matrix> my ex has awesome boobs
35:00 <matrix> the things I put up with so I could touch them
35:00 <TheRon> watching titanic??
35:00 <matrix> the mood swings, the notebook
35:00 <matrix> Adventure Time
35:00 <matrix> and My Little fucking Pony
36:00 <TheRon> dirty dancing get the juices flowing?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
39:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got it 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not bad 
40:00 <bee_girl> hey dcouleurs
40:00 <bee_girl> -d
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very arcade
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but get it yeah?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My club is inactive 
41:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl 
41:00 <couleurs> waiting 4 gran turismo 7 instead thank u
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fun though
42:00 <Mew> was she autistic matrix?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it needs at least 2 people in a club
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having fun anyway
43:00 <couleurs> FiFa or bye
43:00 <Mew> adventure time and MLP are like crack for autisticalz
43:00 <matrix> lol
43:00 <matrix> Sam loves adventure time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't?
44:00 <matrix> She damn got me into it lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> very stoned gamer humour
44:00 <matrix> I have Adventure Time theme on chrome now lol
44:00 <couleurs> FiFa TiMe
44:00 <matrix> isnt all gamer humour stoned
44:00 <matrix> fuck off with Fifa
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
44:00 <matrix> B1 is driving
44:00 <matrix> he loves his hot hatch cup
44:00 <matrix> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> (people, up the wall)
45:00 <couleurs> boring
45:00 <Bastardly_One> been there won that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> onto volkwagon shit now
45:00 <Nikky`> couleurs my fifa lover
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a great fill in couleurs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> until a real racing game ... I checked previews of The Crew
46:00 <Bastardly_One> looks a bit actionish
47:00 <couleurs> FiFa or bye
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not until you get Drive Club
48:00 <matrix> Mew: Sam is not autistic, but she is bipolar
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be like until you got GT6
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no Fifa for you!
48:00 <matrix> Fia nazy
48:00 <matrix> fifa*
48:00 <couleurs> stop naggen 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
48:00 <matrix> and fucking nazi 
49:00 <matrix> blah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you top nagging 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *stop
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll win ... again
49:00 <matrix> top it top it top it
49:00 <matrix> all ofdu
49:00 <matrix> stfu
49:00 <Bastardly_One> come on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cheaper at DS and you love DS
49:00 <Bastardly_One> go get it 
49:00 <matrix> you all wuining mah night
49:00 <matrix> stfu all you cuntoxon
49:00 <couleurs> no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well you know ... no Fifa
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll win this like GT6
50:00 <couleurs> good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> save the pain
50:00 <Bastardly_One> go get it
50:00 <couleurs> no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
51:00 <couleurs> good
52:00 <Nikky`> oh look its Josh
52:00 <omfgbbqhax>  No
52:00 <Nikky`> Yes
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok just this once
53:00 <Nikky`> I was taking no for an answer tho
53:00 <Nikky`> :P
53:00 <Nikky`> How are you
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not too shabby
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Been busy
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
54:00 <Nikky`> Busy is good
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh I liked lars
57:00 <Nikky`> Only one
58:00 <Mew> ulrich?
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> No I have b two
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> -b
58:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> We are talking about testicles right?
59:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
59:00 <Zade> how are you?
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why is lwaxy here?
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Have people been naughty
00:00 <matrix> because she can be
00:00 <matrix> shes been here all week
00:00 <Lwaxana> :)
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry I have a life and dont recognise these things
01:00 <matrix> lol
01:00 <matrix> a life hey 
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would do lwaxy
01:00 <Lwaxana> pfft
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> If I had 3 testicles
01:00 <matrix> there is a queue off to the left
01:00 <matrix> a lot of guys want Lwaxana
01:00 <Lwaxana> stop
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> I think I still have lawxy pics 
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lwaxy
02:00 <doctor> Wax
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> I used to save all my irc shit back in the days
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> And label the pics with their username
02:00 <matrix> I delete it when ppl stop talking to me lol
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like foxey chick
03:00 <matrix> who was that
03:00 <matrix> ??
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> I had a lot of her pics
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tash
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Foxy chicken
03:00 <matrix> lol
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or someshit
03:00 <Mew> omfgbbqhax is one of those guys that leaves the house to put the bins out and therefore has an excruciatingly exciting life outside of irc
03:00 <matrix> unusual for a chick on irc to be foxy
03:00 <matrix> oh
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mew yes
03:00 <Mew> one we will never understand
03:00 <matrix> he LEAVEs the house
03:00 <matrix> omg
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hows your boyfriend mew
04:00 <matrix> how could he LEAVE THE HOUSE
04:00 <Mew> I don't have a boyfriend I am a potato
04:00 <Mew> that types
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> You are banging panda aint u
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> :)
04:00 <Mew> I don't know what that is 
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pandasdontdrive
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> J
05:00 <Mew> They don't though
05:00 <matrix> oh dear
05:00 <Mew> They're animals
05:00 <matrix> time for me to go back to real life I think
05:00 <matrix> this is going downhill fast
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah same
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye nikky my dear
05:00 <Mew> Bins must be full lol
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> No I live in my bin
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why empty it
06:00 <Mew> oh yep
06:00 <matrix> night all
06:00 <Mew> cya
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Discarded rubbish makes a great bed
07:00 <Nikky`> night Nihhy
07:00 <Nikky`> night
07:00 <Nikky`> I'm good Zade you?
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!
09:00 <Nikky`> Anywho..i'll bbl..maybe
10:00 <MysteriousShado> You cougar you!
10:00 <MysteriousShado> couleurs, Bastardly_One is waiting for his fifa game
13:00 <MysteriousShado> I' having a good effect on people tonight
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe soon ... I'm enjoying racing this min
15:00 <couleurs> che?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fifa
15:00 <couleurs> ok
17:00 <couleurs> FiFa >
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do think this is a good little race game
18:00 <couleurs> y
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't like the fact you're forced to make or join a club to get the most out of it though
19:00 <doctor> yeah games are getting like that
19:00 <doctor> not good for people who just like to go their own way
20:00 <couleurs> u can go ur own way.mp3
21:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
21:00 <doctor> maybe they should have a fringe element in games. where solo players are afforded the ability to go their own way but given a small penalty, but to compensate, they're given the ability to wreak more havoc against those who play in groups
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, apparently somewhere this has a free agent option
22:00 <doctor> u can call it another lonely day.mp3
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but you still don't get the most out of it 
36:00 <couleurs> FiFa 
40:00 <JLo> fufa
43:00 <couleurs> no
48:00 <couleurs> FiFa 
49:00 <MysteriousShado> FoFa
49:00 <couleurs> no
56:00 <JLo> fefo
56:00 <couleurs> no
58:00 <JLo> Cricket Revolution?
58:00 <couleurs> no
58:00 <couleurs> FiFa 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Drive Club
02:00 <couleurs> no
02:00 <Bastardly_One> see how annoying this can get?
02:00 <couleurs> FiFa 
03:00 <couleurs> FiFa 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> finally!
07:00 <couleurs> :D
07:00 <Bastardly_One> completed everything in that time challenge
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I'm playing moe
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *moe
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *more too
07:00 <couleurs> no
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just got a masserati
09:00 <couleurs> blocked
09:00 <couleurs> deleted
15:00 <EzyRider> Wow.. 5 years does a lot to a channel.. o_O
16:00 <Zade> we have missed you EzyRider
16:00 <EzyRider> Lwaxy hasn't.. if nothing else, her aim has improved.
17:00 <EzyRider> I see Longie still has a dick that bruises his knees. That man is HUNG.
19:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get me
20:00 <EzyRider> Yeah, about that.. I've forgotten you.
20:00 <EzyRider> iBiZa, are you still haunting IRC? Dude, seriously?
23:00 <couleurs> FiFa ?
29:00 <MrMark> booo!
29:00 <matrix> who?
07:00 <Lwaxana> Bastardly_One that was a BORING game
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it was actually
08:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDbPrOuXq2s
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Power - Cherokee (Sep 17, 2012) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,235,697 views - likes (97.1%), dislikes (2.9%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> do me one favour? even though it'll be bullshit?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I'll consider Fifa if this works
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or simba
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not fussed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idling arseholes
13:00 <EzyRider> I, for one, can beg off the idle accusation.. I've not been on AustNet for years, and re-acclimating myself with the "nuances" of it all again.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of those two active
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can do something on a game on the PS4
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
16:00 <Bastardly_One> just nagged my american friend online
20:00 <couleurs> np
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ah there you are
21:00 <Bastardly_One> can you do me a favour as he's not paying attention
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it should work and you do plan to get it eventually
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I want this car ... but need my club active ... needs 2 people to be so
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if I send you an invite will you accept?
23:00 <couleurs> how da tables have turned...
23:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yes or no?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you are getting it eventually you said so
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hey you've got more out of me so far than you ever did in 14
24:00 <couleurs> maybe 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so you will
24:00 <Bastardly_One> good man 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll say when I have
25:00 <Bastardly_One> connecting to it's shit server
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sent
25:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me when and if you get it and when and if you accept
25:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
26:00 <couleurs> ok big ears
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there yet?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus it's the most annoying server ever for a new game
28:00 <couleurs> no, i have to find my controller 
28:00 <couleurs> stop nagging
28:00 <couleurs> sheesh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it d/c's like every 10 seconds
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I need the fucking car to get an achievement
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ruining my perfect stars record so far
29:00 <couleurs> yeh maybe soon... 
30:00 <MysteriousShado> FoFa!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
30:00 <couleurs> FiFa !
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, hes paying me back
30:00 <MysteriousShado> FaFa!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't accept my request on Drive Club
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's going on ignore even on irc now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to do this race 
31:00 <couleurs> i can't get online i think my internet is down
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine has actually been disconnecting all day but that's not the point
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you having as much fun when I ignore your nagging yet?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> do iiiiiiiiiiiiit
33:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <MysteriousShado> Zac_27, Lish, ASL?!
34:00 <Lish> lol
34:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Lish, do you have a ps4?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you suck
35:00 <Lish> Yes 
35:00 <Lish> Why
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't even have to own it for me to stop nagging
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Lish, meet couleurs.
35:00 <MysteriousShado> He is a minor fifa fan.
35:00 <MysteriousShado> On ps4.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just accept the request 
35:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
35:00 <Lish> I don't play Fifa
35:00 <Lish> Nba2k and we talking 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had a PS4 I'm play 2k 15 with ya 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as of next week
36:00 <MysteriousShado> There ya go couleurs!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently the facial recognition errors it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> s
36:00 <Lish> Ok it's on Bastardly_One 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> making are hilarious
36:00 <couleurs> ok i'll get it 2 just 2 play u Lish 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I plan on getting it next week but if I don't ... it's only because I've been too lazy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how is it?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like it shits all over 14
37:00 <Lish> Ok sounds good
37:00 <Lish> Yuh it's good, I'm shithouse but it's fun
37:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
37:00 <Lish> No
37:00 <couleurs> are the red bull chicagos still good
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <couleurs> is michael jorden still in it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's 2004 couleurs
38:00 <Lish> Anyway draining my battery 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to 2004
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Lish> At unpowered camping 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but can you just accept please?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I even said please
38:00 <couleurs> Soon.
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Lish was camping
39:00 <MysteriousShado> And chose to IRC
39:00 <MysteriousShado> WTF?
39:00 <couleurs> what a weirdo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> remember Thoth?
39:00 <Happiness> MysteriousShado: google "internet addication disorder"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he does that
39:00 <Happiness> but spell it properly :p
39:00 <Bastardly_One> goes camping and is on here 
39:00 <MysteriousShado> There's such thing?
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Wow.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is actually
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an actual labelled addiction
40:00 <Bastardly_One> has been for years
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Hahahaa.. From the Wiki article...
41:00 <MysteriousShado> "inappropriate internet pornography use"
41:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate you
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Best PC term for wanking, EVER!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is rather
43:00 <couleurs> ok i'm coming online now B1
44:00 <Bastardly_One> about time 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just accept it and I'll leave you be 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <couleurs> after i take a lil nap
44:00 <MysteriousShado> couleurs was busy "inappropriate internet pornography use"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> smart arse
44:00 <MysteriousShado> ;)
45:00 <couleurs> ;)
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Righto, I'm out..
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Time for inappropriate internet pornography use
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Adios!
46:00 <couleurs> Bye MissyTeriouse
49:00 <Bastardly_One> one more team member is all I need 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you suck
51:00 <couleurs> i'm online theirs a drive club peanut butter game alert was that u B1
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
52:00 <sharky> *nods at Bastardly_One*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how it sends one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but if it's from Heretic Racing or me ... clearly that's it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just need this stupid car to get a lap time for 6/6 stars
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the 5/6 is annoying the shit out of me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <couleurs> it says i need the actual game to accept your invite to your racing club...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, you can't trick it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nice try B1 I guess
54:00 <Maurice> We have drive club
54:00 <Maurice> But I'm not sending you anything
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that would involve
54:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <couleurs> :)
56:00 <couleurs> can u accept my FiFa invite now pls thank u
58:00 <bee_girl> sur
58:00 <bee_girl> e
58:00 <couleurs> yay
01:00 <bee_girl> what do i need to do that? :)
02:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
02:00 <bee_girl> oh
02:00 <bee_girl> i don't have one
03:00 <couleurs> aw
04:00 <couleurs> buy 1 asap
06:00 <couleurs> iphone?
07:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89_H7GqaQ
07:00 <Doodle> 4 couleurs
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Bubble Butt (feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic) (Sep 10, 2013) 4:57 - Category: Music - 6,879,882 views - likes (85.1%), dislikes (14.9%)
08:00 <couleurs> ty
08:00 <Doodle> sometimes you just need a large black woman
08:00 <couleurs> agreed.
10:00 <MrMark> yep
12:00 <couleurs> who wanna b my large black woman
17:00 <couleurs> ok
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that 5 out of 6 stars is pissing me off
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if I can do that lap so fast in what I have
23:00 <couleurs> FiFa
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is your psn chickenfucker89?
25:00 <Maurice> Yes
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and postcode 6038?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it is not 
25:00 <Maurice> How did you find it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you are not serious
25:00 <Maurice> I am
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if you are pm me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya
25:00 <Maurice> I don't do pm's
25:00 <Maurice> They lead to cyber
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if it is 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a one man club on Drive Club
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so the postcode is the club name
31:00 <sharky> where the hell is my chinese? theyre 11 minutes late
35:00 <couleurs> shut up and FiFa
36:00 <partay> couleurs you should sell your ps4
36:00 <partay> Maurice come over here and bring your lip gloss 
41:00 <Maurice> I'm not bringing it
41:00 <Maurice> Last time you left whiskers in it
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