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00:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: Absolutely. 
00:00 <Serenity> my mum used to buy me west coat coolers -.-
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Serenity> coast
00:00 <simba> the first time i drank was with my old man... thats how it should be!!!!!
00:00 <mrdanger> I can literally count the number of times I've seen either of my parents drunk on one hand
01:00 <Serenity> first time i got drunk i was 11. at my cousins new years eve party and her friend was feeding me 'stingers' thinking i was 16
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> fuk
01:00 <Serenity> was funny at the time but now im older.... i think i was pretty closed to being raped..
01:00 <Yilmaz> My son asked my mrs one day how many times she has seen me drunk, and when I was drunk how did I act.  He asked because his step dad is pissed every second day and acts like a cockhead. He was surprised when she said that I had only been drunk twice in 6 years and both times I was just happy and funny. I completely agree Serenity that kids learn from their parents behaviour in a lot of ways and it should be modelled appropriately. 
01:00 <mrdanger> one time my dad got his drinks spiked with vodka and got so fucked up that he wandered back to his childhood home, walked in the front door and passed out on the couch.. woke up early enough that nobody had noticed
01:00 <simba> reminds me of 
01:00 <simba> <beagle> i hated alcohol as a child.
01:00 <mrdanger> his parents had died and hte house had been sold 10 years before
01:00 <Digerati> mrdanger i actually... believe it or not, feel for you man, my dad drank a lot, was in the army and abused my sis and mum
02:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: He was confused because you had giant tits already at the age of 11 ... right? 
02:00 <mrdanger> Digerati: you misread
02:00 <Digerati> i feel
02:00 <Digerati> ok
02:00 <Serenity> yeah Yilmaz i was pretty much my height now and with D cups
02:00 <simba> mrdanger amazing story
02:00 <Serenity> he thought i was 16 until my cousin threatened to remove his nuts
02:00 <mrdanger> simba: he had a wife and children who lived 30 k's out of town
02:00 <Yilmaz> Guys need to stop basing a girls age off the size of her tits. 
02:00 <mrdanger> so it was a good effort to forget that
02:00 <mrdanger> lol
03:00 <Digerati> fuck Australia anyway, i served HM, and the commonwealth, i love the country and people, but now hate the gvt and system, i am leaving
03:00 <Serenity> i didnt tell him my age i was getting free drinks off a cute boy
03:00 <Digerati> fucking sick of the immigration policy too
03:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: Bye. 
03:00 <Serenity> now i have an almost 10 year old it frightens me
03:00 <Digerati> Yilmaz as i said
03:00 <Digerati> i got nothing against the land or people
03:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: as I said. Bye. 
04:00 <mrdanger> I smoked weed for the first time when I was 12 
04:00 <mrdanger> so good luck with the tweens
04:00 <Digerati> it is politics
04:00 <Yilmaz> lol again with you relating your experience as if you are the base of all people that age. 
04:00 <doctor> I'm the same Digerati
04:00 <Serenity> so did i doctor
04:00 <Digerati> doctor, i am happy in a monastery mate
04:00 <Serenity> it scares me to think my kid will be doing the things i did in the next 2 years
04:00 <Digerati> my wife passed away
04:00 <Serenity> i mean mrdanger*
04:00 <Digerati> my kids are married
05:00 <Digerati> that is all i live for
05:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: Do you think she will be though? 
05:00 <Digerati> monastery will change my lifestyle
05:00 <Serenity> honestly i dont think she will she is quite niave for her age
05:00 <Serenity> but kids change once they get to high school
05:00 <doctor> Live a life of quiet contemplation
05:00 <mrdanger> serenity: yilmaz seems to believe we did things as young people because of bad parenting
05:00 <Digerati> laptop, telescope is all i want in monastery
05:00 <Digerati> they allowed it
05:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: That is not what I said at all. 
05:00 <Serenity> oh thats not true at all i have a wonderful mum
05:00 <Serenity> she was very diligent
06:00 <Digerati> study of the universe/space/stars and planets
06:00 <Serenity> i was just a better liar
06:00 <Digerati> i want to write a book
06:00 <Yilmaz> I simply have issue with you saying that just because YOU did it, means that every kid will do it. 
06:00 <Digerati> i love science doctor
06:00 <mrdanger> when I suggested that his kid might smoke weed he went on about how its all about hte parents.. my parents have never done a drug in their life, don't drink, owned and operated ab usiness for 30 years, started a spiritualist church, do charity work etc etc
06:00 <Digerati> monastery is the best place to study that
07:00 <mrdanger> they're both incredibly smart, nice people.. that didnt stop me from being a rat bag
07:00 <mrdanger> for about 5 years between 12 and 17
07:00 <Yilmaz> That is YOU, that isn't my son. 
07:00 <mrdanger> and I would just lie and manipulate them
07:00 <mrdanger> they thought I was great as well
07:00 <Yilmaz> That's not millions of kids. 
07:00 <Digerati> they have wifi at my monastery :) hehe
07:00 <Digerati> cyber techno monks :)
07:00 <mrdanger> when your son asks you for 2 udls to go to a party, just remember he's probably like me an has arranged for a bottle when he gets there
08:00 <Yilmaz> You've made quite a few statements tonight whereby you think because YOU did something or experienced something then it is by default what everyone will/should do.  I just don't agree mrdanger. 
08:00 <mrdanger> I don't know if that's all kids because I was only me
08:00 <doctor> this is all getting too anecdotal and personal I'm not sure what it means
08:00 <Serenity> I honestly dont know what my kids will get up to. Im prepared for anything
08:00 <Digerati> udl is cheapo man
08:00 <Digerati> farout
08:00 <Zade> my parents were cunts and i turned out great 
08:00 <Digerati> get a decent mix
08:00 <Serenity> its for 12 year olds Digerati
08:00 <Serenity> read the fucking convo
08:00 <Digerati> oh shit
08:00 <Digerati> holy fuck
08:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: I'm making observations and assertions based on my personal experience. My parents, like you, would have said to anybody "not my son", as you just did.
08:00 <mrdanger> you just don't want to understand that
09:00 <Digerati> thnx Serenity
09:00 <mrdanger> so you keep saying no, not my son
09:00 <Digerati> i didn't see it clearly
09:00 <Serenity> i think its niave to say 'my kid would never' you can never tell if they would or wouldnt
09:00 <Serenity> naive
09:00 <mrdanger> I hope they don't.
09:00 <Yilmaz> I am prepared for it if it happens mrdanger.  But I can 100% tell you now, with surpreme confidence that at this moment in time. No, not my son.
09:00 <Digerati> drunken 12 year old shits
09:00 <Digerati> holy fuck
09:00 <Yilmaz> lol surpreme
10:00 <Digerati> really ?
10:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: at 11 I was president of junior landcare and going to a D&D club on saturdays
10:00 <mrdanger> at 12 I smoked a bit of pot
10:00 <ShadowLurker> cant be any worse than you Digerati
10:00 <mrdanger> at 14 I was a drop out
10:00 <Maurice> I've shown my kids pics of what krokodil does to you
10:00 <Maurice> They wont be doing drugs anytime soon
10:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: What does that have to do with anything? 
10:00 <Serenity> i lost my virginity at 13. i mean fuck
10:00 <Digerati> mrdanger dont mean all 12's do that
10:00 <Maurice> You filthy whore Serenity
10:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck all of you
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i was boring
10:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice: lol excellent idea! 
10:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice you were too bitch
10:00 <Maurice> Shhh
10:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker was 26
10:00 <Serenity> LOL
11:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: I am just illustrating with personal examples that things change quickly
11:00 <partay> Maurice lube up its partay time 
11:00 <Maurice> I'm pre-lubed
11:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: Accepted.  I am saying at this point in time, not my son. 100% confident.  Next year? Who knows.  Ask me then.
12:00 <mrdanger> no worries - but I'll mention one more time that until they knew, my parents didnt know :p
12:00 <mrdanger> that's kind of the point
12:00 <Yilmaz> My parenting probably differs from yours. 
12:00 <Yilmaz> My parenting probably differs from your parents parenting*
13:00 <mrdanger> thats the thing i keep arguing
13:00 <Yilmaz> You were involved in landcare and D&D .... my son is playing the playstation at his mates houses and talking about the awesome new site they just got for their AK47. 
13:00 <Yilmaz> sight*
14:00 <mrdanger> I was also playing doom or some such shit
14:00 <mrdanger> if that helps you relate?
14:00 <mrdanger> jesus
14:00 <partay> doom i loved doom 
14:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_8#mediaviewer/File:Ap8-KSC-68PC-147.jpg
14:00 <Yilmaz> I understand what you are saying, and I am simply telling you that in my case, that is not true.  Accept that. 
14:00 <mrdanger> is anyone else picking up how unwilling this man is to admit that it isnt bad parenting that leads to poor decision making by children?
14:00 <mrdanger> like, not my son
14:00 <mrdanger> just constantly
14:00 <Yilmaz> When have I said that? 
14:00 <mrdanger> because his parenting is so great
14:00 <doctor> did you have a look at the blood moon Digerati?
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Digerati> yes
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <Digerati> i got a telescope
15:00 <Fez> Agree to disagree?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> around in circles
15:00 <doctor> pretty eerie
15:00 <Digerati> it was
15:00 <Digerati> but it is beautiful
15:00 <doctor> true
15:00 <mrdanger> it's mind bottling.
15:00 <Digerati> its a new solar phase
15:00 <Digerati> for the next 20 years
16:00 <Digerati> good time to do things of which you enjoyed 20 years ago
16:00 <doctor> theres supposed to be another eclipse in april next year, then another in september
16:00 <Yilmaz> Why is it so hard to believe that I am aware of what my son is or isn't up to?
16:00 <Digerati> yes doctor
16:00 <Digerati> and that is not often
17:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: you might, you might not
17:00 <mrdanger> now you know how i feel
17:00 <Yilmaz> In the future, maybe.  RIGHT NOW. No. 
18:00 <Yilmaz> No I don't know how you feel. You're not even a parent so you have no idea. 
19:00 <mrdanger> lol
19:00 <mrdanger> yeah, right
19:00 <Yilmaz> WHY, is it impossible to believe that I can be confident that I know what my son is up to?  Why does that idea, that prospect, offend you so greatly? 
19:00 <Digerati> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/Nellie99/cr/StEdwardsCrown.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> let it goooo
19:00 <Serenity> let it gooooooo
20:00 <Digerati> i want that crown ! :)
20:00 <Digerati> rofl
20:00 <Yilmaz> It's an easy enough question. I just want to know why he has a boner over it so much. 
20:00 <Digerati> king edward i of england
20:00 <Digerati> that has to be the most prettiest piece of jewelry i ever seen
20:00 <mrdanger> I have espoused my views relatively articulately, with a bit of my arrogant flourish for flavour
20:00 <Maurice> I know what all of my kids are up to because they can't go anywhere without me
20:00 <mrdanger> I think we're done here
21:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice: NAH!  Your kids could be building bombs in their rooms .... you wouldn't know because mrdanger was deceptive as a child. 
21:00 <Digerati> nothing to see here ! :) move on !
21:00 <mrdanger> congratulations on missing the point, Yilmaz
21:00 <partay> my parenting is great.. I let him out of the locked cupboard 3x a day in summer 
22:00 <Digerati> yilmaz, u r a dick
22:00 <Yilmaz> That is how I see your point. If I have missed it ... it's lost in translation. 
22:00 <Digerati> more like "intrpretation"
22:00 <mrdanger> I think it's pretty obvious what is happening here
22:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: Find another bandwagon to jump on.
22:00 <Digerati> you own definition yilmaz
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Simply Unbeatable.mp3
22:00 <Digerati> translation has to be liteal
22:00 <Digerati> you interpret
22:00 <partay> literal
23:00 <Serenity> what mrdanger is saying.. and someone better take a screen shot because we rarely agree on anything is that theres no way to know 100% all the time what your teenagers are doing and its incredible naive to think you will always know what they aredoing and that they will never do anything bad
23:00 <Digerati> translation is between 2 languages
23:00 <Serenity> if they dont then awesome but it happens, even to kids with amazing parents
23:00 <partay> we all bs'd our parents 
23:00 <mrdanger> this is quite a shocking moment in irc history
23:00 <mrdanger> I think it should be documented
23:00 <Digerati> we have partay
23:00 <Serenity> dont
23:00 <Serenity> just shh
23:00 <Serenity> let it pass
24:00 <mrdanger> like a kidney stone?
24:00 <Digerati> and i do beseech my parent, and expiated my guilt to them
24:00 <Digerati> i aint stupid
24:00 <partay> wow did anyone feel a shift in the earths axis ?
24:00 <Serenity> yeah
24:00 <Serenity> i really wish Digerati would fuck off but
24:00 <Digerati> i dont want guilt
24:00 <mrdanger> my brother gets kidney stones jesus it seems painful
24:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: You can make that happen. 
24:00 <mrdanger> he went all white and fainted once
24:00 <Serenity> my father in law had gallstones not long ago
24:00 <Yilmaz> Nobody would be at a loss if you did it.
24:00 <Digerati> i know i am wrong, and they were right
24:00 <mrdanger> trying to push a stone out of your willy 
24:00 <mrdanger> ouch.
24:00 <Serenity> ended up in hospital with somesort of blood infection
24:00 <Serenity> nearly died
25:00 <mrdanger> fuck that noise
25:00 <Digerati> septacaemia ?
25:00 <Serenity> the stoned got into his pancreas? i think and caused the infection
25:00 <Digerati> sepsis Serenity ?
25:00 <Serenity> yes
25:00 <Digerati> you have a problem with liver ?
25:00 <Serenity> oh my god
26:00 <Serenity> are you fucking reading?
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Serenity> at all
26:00 <Yilmaz> I don't think the stones can move to your pancreas, but gallstones block the secretion of a chemical that helps your body break down fats, and that causes issues. 
26:00 <simba> LIVER
26:00 <simba> POOL
26:00 <Serenity> yes they can move Yilmaz
26:00 <simba> you have a problem with liver pool ?
26:00 <Digerati> cirrhosis is a bitch
26:00 <Digerati> i got sepsis to
27:00 <simba> he is truly the third musketeer with beagle and mirza
27:00 <partay> phew
27:00 <partay> that was a loong time coming
27:00 <partay> Maurice are you ready ?
27:00 <Serenity> unfortunately it was only a kick
28:00 <GoldSpade> i have a theory that ops are abusive ppl in real life that slap their kids
28:00 <simba> what is this theory based on
28:00 <GoldSpade> here!
28:00 <GoldSpade> lol
28:00 <simba> ??!!½
29:00 <Serenity> ...
29:00 <simba> irc is the answer
29:00 <simba> if you are a human being who obtained operator status in an irc room, you are abusive and slap your children. the thesis, by GoldSpade
29:00 <GoldSpade> yes I should write a book!
29:00 <Serenity> i slap my husband does that count
29:00 <GoldSpade> lol
29:00 <Maurice> I don't slap my kids
29:00 <Maurice> I use a closed fist
30:00 <GoldSpade> well see
30:00 <GoldSpade> near enough 
30:00 <simba> i dont have kids... but if i do, i would name one Gold and one Spade and make them duel each other
30:00 <simba> then we will see whos right
30:00 <GoldSpade> I dont think you will have kids simba..your dick is not big enough
31:00 <simba> it is plenty big not that that affects having kids,,
31:00 <partay> wow GoldSpade anyone you havent offended yet ?
31:00 <GoldSpade> ChanOP
31:00 <GoldSpade> lol
31:00 <simba> its not like a thing where the bigger dicks get the blacker babies or w/e
32:00 <Yilmaz> Since when did the size of someones dick have anything to do with knocking a bitch up?
32:00 <GoldSpade> well  thats what its for isnt it
32:00 <simba> i think GoldSpade has taken a few cricket balls to the back of the head
32:00 <Yilmaz> GoldSpade: You need to learn more about the human body and not look like a raging fuckstick when you type something into an open channel. 
32:00 <GoldSpade> ok I will do that
33:00 <GoldSpade> I will download an app
33:00 <Yilmaz> Excellent. I look forward to your more informative and accurate insults towards simba in the future. 
33:00 <GoldSpade> me too!
33:00 <GoldSpade> LOL
34:00 <simba> might I suggest a few witty lines to throw at me from time to time 
34:00 <simba> I shall arrange a pastebin
34:00 <GoldSpade> yeah can do that as well!
34:00 <simba> (i wont really)
34:00 <Yilmaz> simba: Let's not set the bar too high. He has to be able to achieve a little in order to feel like they have some value. 
34:00 <GoldSpade> I dont feel any love here
35:00 <simba> i will teach you how to use irc for the small fee of 
35:00 <simba> $500000
35:00 <GoldSpade> hmm your a woman arent ya
35:00 <Yilmaz> Just pay for panda to get a new ball so he stops threatening to kill simba. 
35:00 <Serenity> wow
35:00 <Serenity> digerati has gone full retard
35:00 <Yilmaz> lol I am noticing. 
36:00 <Yilmaz> The small screen that feeds what is happening in other channels I am in is going ballistic. 
36:00 <Maurice> You broke him
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <Yilmaz> He's gone full beehhh. 
36:00 <Serenity> hes genuinely lost
36:00 <simba> awesome
36:00 <Yilmaz> Never go full beehhh. 
36:00 <GoldSpade> I need you to find me
36:00 <Yilmaz> Go find yourself. 
36:00 <GoldSpade> I cant
37:00 <GoldSpade> im nost
37:00 <Yilmaz> May I suggest a small boat with a tiger lost in the ocean? 
37:00 <simba> ball fever
37:00 <GoldSpade> list
37:00 <GoldSpade> err lost ffs
37:00 <simba> `topic Welcome back Digerati
37:00 <Serenity> there you fucking retard
37:00 <Serenity> you werent banned
37:00 <Yilmaz> Welcome back Digerati.  NOW ban him.
37:00 <Digerati> thnx and sorry Serenity
37:00 <Serenity> sorry for what? ranting and not even reading what i wa saying
37:00 <Digerati> stupid of me to talk about something you have, and me not knowing
38:00 <Yilmaz> I would have laughed until I wee'd a little if you invited him back to then ban him.
38:00 <Serenity> i DONT HAVE ANYTHING
38:00 <Serenity> fucking hell how dumb is this twat
38:00 <simba> Sorry. That's all you ever say. Then the old kicks in. And we're the ones who suffer.
38:00 <Digerati> serenity, i do have a bit of cirrhosis from past drinking, it caused probs to my liver and caused me to have blood in my stools
38:00 <Yilmaz> lol the old kicks in.  It's like having B1 here with an even more severe case of oldness than he already has.
38:00 <Serenity> ................
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> yuck
38:00 <Digerati> thats sepsis
39:00 <Digerati> i know, yuck
39:00 <Digerati> shit happens
39:00 <Serenity> [9:24pm] <Serenity> my father in law had gallstones not long ago
39:00 <Serenity> [9:24pm] <Serenity> ended up in hospital with somesort of blood infection
39:00 <simba> its b1-controversy ++old
39:00 <Serenity> where does that say me
39:00 <Serenity> or anything with liver
39:00 <GoldSpade> I wonder if anyone from this channel has not been laid
39:00 <Digerati> but the amount of work on computer i do, lead me to drik
39:00 <Digerati> i did
39:00 <Digerati> not do
40:00 <simba> i got laid once,, at least i thought i got laid... this amazing music played and a giant 1 appeared across the screen.... i finished first again in mario kart....!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Digerati> christ not the bitch boy from bangladesh again
40:00 <Serenity> i already have a headache
40:00 <Serenity> youre making it worse
40:00 <GoldSpade> yeah I remember Simba you were off your face that day
40:00 <Digerati> the drugs don't work
41:00 <Digerati> they only make things worse
41:00 <Digerati> i want a new drug
41:00 <bee_hornet> did u see the bus driver driving on cannibus
41:00 <simba> theyre trying to kill you earlier T-T
41:00 <simba> dose you up
41:00 <Digerati> thats dod
41:00 <simba> and destroy austnet in the meantime
41:00 <simba> like Bane
42:00 <Digerati> i plee 2bd ammendment
42:00 <Digerati> SHOOT ME
42:00 <Digerati> damn
43:00 <Serenity> i wish i could
43:00 <bee_hornet> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25213327/high-bus-driver-behind-bars/
43:00 <British^Meat> Ugh long day is long
43:00 <Digerati> i can go for a holiday at new jersey and run down the street naked yelling "niggers die" without a weapon at 3 am
43:00 <Digerati> what's the worse that can happen ffs ?
43:00 <bee_hornet> he's Digerati's m8
43:00 <simba> British^Meat loves the tough slog
44:00 <simba> and a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer
44:00 <British^Meat> slog @ mines
44:00 <simba> and the best cold beer is weed
44:00 <British^Meat> a hard earned hot choklit
44:00 <Digerati> bee_hornet i offered you a job at the maribyrnong army depot
44:00 <Digerati> stfu
44:00 <British^Meat> nah, i wish, im giving myself a health kick, coz i got a charity ride coming up end of the month
44:00 <Digerati> gov job is secure
45:00 <Digerati> God created the earth
45:00 <British^Meat> no weed since 3 weeks ago, and no snacks, only fruit and beans
45:00 <Digerati> not you
45:00 <British^Meat> it suuuuuuuuuuuuux :)
45:00 <Digerati> stop playing God
45:00 <British^Meat> i tend to only snack when im wrecked :)
45:00 <simba> admn
46:00 <simba> why are you doing that
46:00 <simba> where the weed @
46:00 <British^Meat> dunno tbh
46:00 <Digerati> apollo 8 astrpnauts in space reciting genesis of the bible
46:00 <British^Meat> i had that shit flu for a fortnight
46:00 <Digerati> sweet
46:00 <British^Meat> didnt eat anything, and figured, id just be healthy for the ride
47:00 <British^Meat> Hate to say, but im a lil bored of being wrecked everynight, so im going without it for longer periods
47:00 <British^Meat> heh, periods
47:00 <British^Meat> hue
47:00 <British^Meat> but after the ride id get half a bag
47:00 <British^Meat> get wrecked
47:00 <simba> gl hf
48:00 <simba> for riding youre probably better without it everyday
48:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_8_Genesis_reading
48:00 <Digerati> especially for you simba
48:00 <Digerati> that link
48:00 <simba> Great.
49:00 <simba> they read some christian bs the day they filmed the moon thing
49:00 <simba> ??
49:00 <British^Meat> it 110k's, so yer, probs :)
49:00 <Digerati> "We are now approaching lunar sunrise, and for all the people back on Earth, the crew of Apollo 8 has a message that we would like to send to you.'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
49:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
50:00 <Serenity> lol yes
51:00 <Digerati> if you truly believe in pure science, which is strictly biology and nature itself, you will believe in God naturally
52:00 <Digerati> eventually
52:00 <Digerati> there is a keyword to believe in but
52:00 <Digerati> one word
52:00 <Digerati> in science
52:00 <Digerati> that will make you believe in God eventually
52:00 <Digerati> natually
53:00 <Digerati> the word is: "Genealogy"
53:00 <Digerati> all life begets life in biology, matter, energy and force
54:00 <British^Meat> u type heaps
54:00 <doctor> feel like something vinegary
54:00 <Digerati> me to :)
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lies, all lies, I saw Transformers Dark of the Moon
54:00 <doctor> deep fried fish in batter with vinegar and chicken salt
54:00 <Digerati> my mom used to love smiths crisps
55:00 <Digerati> i like ol skool shit like that
55:00 <doctor> yeah i like them
55:00 <doctor> too easy to eat too much of them
55:00 <Digerati> and thins
55:00 <Digerati> they are kinda modern
55:00 <Digerati> she liked them to
55:00 <Digerati> i like samboy chicken the most
56:00 <Digerati> but fuck the packs are so small now, and to expensive
56:00 <Digerati> back in the 70's a dollar could buy you a 1 kilo bag
56:00 <Digerati> bag of lollies
57:00 <doctor> yer times a changin'
57:00 <Digerati> and cigs were like 2 bucks
57:00 <Digerati> but wages were like 100 week
57:00 <Digerati> so same shit
57:00 <British^Meat> whatev's grandad
57:00 <Digerati> nothing changes
58:00 <Digerati> nothing at all
58:00 <Digerati> its all a fucking delusion
58:00 <Digerati> thats how i see it
58:00 <Digerati> we are all stupid and naive from pride, me the most
58:00 <Digerati> naive to the planet and universe
59:00 <Digerati> truth
59:00 <Digerati> i am nothing, i know shit fuck all
59:00 <British^Meat> r u going to start calling us sheeples?
59:00 <Digerati> you said
59:00 <Digerati> i didn't
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dw, our beloved anti-christ Nero will return one day.
00:00 <Digerati> i am a sheep in a way
00:00 <Digerati> nero in greek means water
00:00 <Digerati> funny that
00:00 <Digerati> literally
01:00 <Digerati> and fotia means fire, meaning fotia = enlightment
02:00 <Digerati> weird
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> the water is coming for us
02:00 <Digerati> bbl carry on :)
02:00 <Digerati> i prefer it be fire
02:00 <Digerati> fire cleans
02:00 <Digerati> water dont
03:00 <Digerati> water on earth has become unclean
03:00 <Digerati> fire cleanses
03:00 <Digerati> fire can never become unclean
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can create fire from water
03:00 <Digerati> yes you can
03:00 <Serenity> you need help old man
04:00 <Digerati> serenity, fire is the sun as well
04:00 <Yilmaz> You invited him back. 
04:00 <Serenity> noo really
04:00 <Yilmaz> You should have let him have his seniors moment in PM and ignored him.
04:00 <Digerati> fire can clean what is contaminated
04:00 <Serenity> only cause he was rambling on in pm about being banned Yilmaz
04:00 <Serenity> and not listening to me that he wasnt banned
04:00 <Yilmaz> You are too nice to be an oper. 
05:00 <Yilmaz> Exact opposite to what anyone else says. 
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Serenity> im a big mean bitch cause i wont let the cats crew do whatever they want
05:00 <Yilmaz> If I was an ircop I would deregister their channel randomly for giggles.
06:00 <Yilmaz> deregister it, re-register it to a bogus nick never used, and make it secret. 
06:00 <Digerati> a line of descent traced continuously from an ancestor
06:00 <Serenity> well the oppers think murdering kids is funny so.. we know how they run
06:00 <Digerati> genealogy
06:00 <Digerati> continuously
06:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah that is amazing. 
06:00 <Digerati> tell me
07:00 <Digerati> go on
07:00 <Digerati> lmfao
07:00 <Yilmaz> I wonder how much it would cost to buy austnet. 
07:00 <Serenity> good luck
07:00 <Serenity> ryans been gone for years
07:00 <Serenity> even longie cant get hold of him
07:00 <Digerati> if they run into financial problems austnet, i will buy it
07:00 <Yilmaz> Does longie even care anymore though? Doesn't seem to.
08:00 <Serenity> no but longie doesnt own austnet.org
08:00 <Digerati> i will speak to Longie
08:00 <Serenity> no you wont
08:00 <Serenity> shut up
08:00 <Yilmaz> He has a certain level of control though doesn't he? 
08:00 <Serenity> he is the top yes but he doesnt own it
08:00 <Doodle> [01:07] <Yilmaz> I wonder how much it would cost to buy austnet. 
08:00 <Serenity> he has no control over the domain
08:00 <Doodle> for you $50
08:00 <Doodle> bess price boss
08:00 <Yilmaz> Doodle: SOLD.  Now let's begin the cleanup. 
08:00 <Digerati> Serenity : Longie has known me since 97
08:00 <Doodle> `ban everyone
09:00 <Digerati> so give it a rest :)
09:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity, as the new owner of Austnet, i want you to perm ban Digerati until I can work out how to zline him.
09:00 <Doodle> ..
09:00 <Serenity> i dont care how long you think yovue known longie
09:00 <Digerati> i will keep all the admins
09:00 <Digerati> got no grudge
09:00 <Doodle> lol i like how you all think this is an actual possibility
09:00 <Digerati> things can go back to normal
09:00 <Doodle> waste of breath
09:00 <Serenity> no shit
09:00 <Digerati> i dont want any power
10:00 <Yilmaz> Doodle: I know it's not possible. *sigh* dreams. 
10:00 <Digerati> longie may allow me
10:00 <Serenity> when was the last time you genuinely spoke to longie personally
10:00 <Doodle> lol dude if your dream is to own an irc network
10:00 <Doodle> you have issues
10:00 <Digerati> i will, when i can speak to him
10:00 <Digerati> when he is ready
10:00 <Serenity> lol shut up
10:00 <Digerati> things will run the same
10:00 <Digerati> as they are now
10:00 <Digerati> i dont want power
10:00 <Serenity> longie doesnt own austnet calm down
11:00 <Yilmaz> Doodle: The little kid inside of me that used to want to burn ants with a magnifying glass is the same part of me that wants to run Austnet, even just for a week.
11:00 <Digerati> longie can speak to the founders
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Serenity> longie hasnt spoken to ryan in years.
11:00 <Serenity> no one can contact ryan
11:00 <British^Meat> *sigh* Digerati you're literally in no other channels, and u come in here power chatting
11:00 <Serenity> stop pretending you know anything
11:00 <British^Meat> it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
11:00 <Maurice> Last I heard he died
11:00 <Yilmaz> lol British^Meat
11:00 <Digerati> British^Meat , like you
11:00 <Doodle> who the fuck is ryan
11:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to be you're audience
11:00 <Digerati> hypocrite
11:00 <Serenity> he is who owns austnet
11:00 <Doodle> loser
11:00 <British^Meat> <- non power chatter
12:00 <Serenity> he hasnt been here for at least 6years
12:00 <British^Meat> You've typed more in the last 2 mins than i have all day
12:00 <Doodle> it must be earning him a fortune
12:00 <Yilmaz> He's typed more tonight than you have for 6 months. 
12:00 <Doodle> ...
12:00 <Maurice> If I owned austnet it would be the first thing I'd put on my resume and the first thing Id say to people I just met 'Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Maurice and I own Austnet'
12:00 <Doodle> loool
12:00 <Maurice> 'If you join, I'll give you voice'
12:00 <Serenity> i dont think its sposed to make anything
12:00 <Digerati> so who the fuck maintains ryans main servers ?
12:00 <Doodle> yeah i was just stirring sez
12:00 <Doodle> z
12:00 <Yilmaz> He typed more into PM with Serenity than all of us combined for the last 3 months .... except for B1 and Panda. They still beat him.
13:00 <Serenity> no one needs to maintain anything. he pays the domain costs
13:00 <Doodle> maintainnnnnnnnn
13:00 <Serenity> just shut the fuck up Digerati you're embarrassing
13:00 <Doodle> maintain maintaiiiiiiiiiin
13:00 <Digerati> oh, so this irce thing is hosted
13:00 <Digerati> i thought it was private
13:00 <Serenity> oh my god shut up
13:00 <Yilmaz> It's all run off my mac. 
13:00 <Serenity> you arent buying austnet
13:00 <Serenity> no ones giving you ircops
13:00 <Serenity> you dont know longie
13:00 <British^Meat> :)
13:00 <Yilmaz> Macbook with wireless dongle = Austnet. 
13:00 <Digerati> i would not, if it is hosted by a domain
13:00 <Digerati> fuck that
13:00 <Maurice> What if, now here me out, what if Ryan is one of these trolls and thats why he keeps paying the domain
13:00 <Maurice> Hear*
13:00 <simba> im ryan
14:00 <Digerati> i prefer it to be ol skool run on my server at home
14:00 <British^Meat> your face is
14:00 <Serenity> lol you dickhead
14:00 <Yilmaz> lol Maurice
14:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati = Ryan! 
14:00 <Doodle> ryan sounds dreamy
14:00 <Serenity> fuck it annoys me when these tools are all I KNOW LONGIE WE'RE BEST MATES
14:00 <Yilmaz> I can only begin to understand the level of frustration that KB must have felt. 
14:00 <Doodle> do you think he gives out oppers for wristies
14:00 <Serenity> poor KB
14:00 <Serenity> i miss him
15:00 <Yilmaz> He was good. 
15:00 <Doodle> longie is on my fb
15:00 <Doodle> we're like that
15:00 <Yilmaz> Took him a while to come around, but we were best mates in the end. 
15:00 <Doodle> like THAT
15:00 <Serenity> i have about a dozen of longies old work t shirts
15:00 <Serenity> IM CLOSER TO HIM
15:00 <Yilmaz> I watch Longie's facebook through simba's facebook. 
15:00 <simba> Digerati: Longie is closer to me than you
15:00 <Doodle> i have his old undies
15:00 <Doodle> win
15:00 <Maurice> She stole them after she boned him
16:00 <British^Meat> Longie and i share the same name, we're in the same club
16:00 <Maurice> Same with Doodle
16:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing them now
16:00 <Serenity> he drew dicks on a post box for me
16:00 <Yilmaz> Wooooah, we're halfway there, WOOOOOOOAH Digerati stop stealing my fucking air!!!!!!
17:00 <Yilmaz> Best Jon Bovi song ever.
17:00 <Serenity> i need to get laid
17:00 <Yilmaz> Take my hand, I'll strangle you I swear .... 
17:00 <Serenity> poor Digerati is power ranting to Longie in pm right now
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Yilmaz> lol
18:00 <Yilmaz> 3 weeks from now Longie turns the screen for that pc on ..... "What the actual fuck is this cunt on about????"
18:00 <Serenity> last time i spoke to longie he didnt even have access to his pc cause he was movie
18:00 <Serenity> er moving
18:00 <Yilmaz> "oh look, Maurice sent me topless pics again"
19:00 <Serenity> he doesnt have net at his gfs house
19:00 <British^Meat> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> longie was a movie
19:00 <Yilmaz> He must have something logged in from somewhere *points at his nick*
19:00 <Serenity> its a bouncer
19:00 <Serenity> doesnt mean hes logged on
20:00 <Yilmaz> Ah ok. I don't know about bouncers in the irc sense. 
20:00 <Serenity> its another server connected to austnet
20:00 <Yilmaz> All I know is that you log conversations through MeGusta. 
20:00 <Serenity> you connect to the server which is connected to austnet
20:00 <Serenity> you can completely turn your computer off and your nick is still here
20:00 <Serenity> like i do most nights
21:00 <Yilmaz> I watched 4 hours of random shows/movies on Netflix last night. 
21:00 <Yilmaz> That is going to be poison for me. Need to get chromecast working so I can stream to tv and not have to sit at the pc. 
22:00 <simba> put it on a usb
22:00 <simba> and jam it into the side of the tv
23:00 <Yilmaz> simba: I buy a chromecast ... plug that into the tv .... stream whatever is running via chrome on the pc to the tv. 
23:00 <Yilmaz> Remote desktop via ipad to use as remote control and change shows.
23:00 <simba> thats futuristic
24:00 <Yilmaz> Or just use the mac and stream from it .... but I think wifi would make it buffer lots at my place. 
26:00 <British^Meat> ughhhhhhhhhhhh my cats dropping nugs
30:00 <Yilmaz> Ranga got my attention today that the litter needed cleaning. I heard this noise and he was meowing really sickly like .... went in and he's pooping into the litter tray by balancing right on the edge of the tray to avoid getting in it.
31:00 <British^Meat> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> yer, i hate that meow
33:00 <British^Meat> prone
53:00 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8u4VLk0iTI
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ♫ Enya - May it be ( lyrics ) ♫ (Apr 11, 2010) 3:36 - Category: Music - 807,871 views - likes (99%), dislikes (1%)
48:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
54:00 <Jigoolo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8u4VLk0iTI
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ♫ Enya - May it be ( lyrics ) ♫ (Apr 11, 2010) 3:36 - Category: Music - 806,379 views - 5,153 likes (99%), 51 dislikes (1%)
16:00 <Jigoolo> rofl
25:00 <Jigoolo> heav-r
01:00 <Saemon> ppl
01:00 <Saemon> define cheating
02:00 <Saemon> cheating in a relationship
02:00 <Saemon> i think it transcends just the physical act
02:00 <Saemon> because the physical act is the sex
02:00 <Saemon> the emotional part is the love
02:00 <Saemon> so theres such thing as 'emotional cheating'
03:00 <Saemon> what would u rather your partner do? physically cheat on you by having sex with somebody else
03:00 <Saemon> OR
03:00 <Saemon> emotionally cheating on you, by loving somebody else?
03:00 <Saemon> i think physical cheating of the lesser evil
04:00 <Saemon> if they still love YOU, then at the end of the day, that is what really matters
04:00 <Saemon> no matter what they do/done with their physical body
04:00 <Saemon> however, if they LOVE someone else, then you've lost them entirely
47:00 <[Maverick]> errr
47:00 <[Maverick]> no
41:00 <Bastardly_One> .
43:00 <gussett> Heh.
10:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.imgur.com/Sb6bMni.jpg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I was active?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did you know that?
10:00 <BlackDevil> i did
10:00 <Bastardly_One> stop stalking me!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the Japs are weird eh?
12:00 <BlackDevil> yup
56:00 <BlackDevil> lumeah2 sleeps with strange men
57:00 <BlackDevil> i was one of those strange men
42:00 <lumeah2> You are not 
42:00 <lumeah2> :p
42:00 <lumeah2> Dreaming 
43:00 <lumeah2> :p
53:00 <Fez> What
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
53:00 <Fez> No
53:00 <Fez> Just what
54:00 <Fez> And not a question
54:00 <Fez> Ive decided i need a siet
54:00 <Fez> Diet too
55:00 <Fez> Or weightgain 4000
57:00 <Fall> beefcake
57:00 <Fez> I wanna be fat
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I need to do?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> have a couple of cones and play Shadow of Mordor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just installed it
00:00 <Fez> Neat
00:00 <Fez> I should do laps at tuapo
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> its between the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now it makes sense 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a new story
13:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weigh atm?
14:00 <Fez> 60kg
14:00 <British^Meat> and how tall?
14:00 <Fez> 180cm
15:00 <British^Meat> u probably should be eating more
15:00 <Fez> Yup
15:00 <British^Meat> or exercising
16:00 <Fez> I need reverse lipo
17:00 <British^Meat> so do some exercise
18:00 <British^Meat> like right now
18:00 <Fez> Need breaky
18:00 <British^Meat> excuses
19:00 <Fez> Lazy
22:00 <British^Meat> i guess u just arent serious about being fat then
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor verdict so far
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad at all
29:00 <Fez> B1
29:00 <Fez> You watch cricket?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> everything but test
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hate test cricket
30:00 <Fez> One dayer on now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice 
30:00 <Fez> Sa v wa
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm busy prancing around Mordor
31:00 <Fez> Who u pretendin to be?
31:00 <Fez> Frodo?
31:00 <British^Meat> yer 20/20 is slowly taking over
31:00 <British^Meat> i suppose its not oo bad a format
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the ghost of some Ranger
31:00 <Bastardly_One> his family got slayed
31:00 <Fez> T20 is over too fast
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's out for vengence
31:00 <Fez> Ah yea
32:00 <frayedknot> test cricket is the only real cricket
32:00 <British^Meat> i suppose, its not always sucha bad thing, but yer, one dayers and 20/20 > test
32:00 <Fez> They allhave tgeir place imo
33:00 <Fez> But T20 is just bout luck
33:00 <Fez> Either ya score quickly or ya get out
33:00 <British^Meat> i just dont get why they dont play in tests like they do in 20/20
33:00 <British^Meat> go in, hit runs, bowl em out
34:00 <British^Meat> its all just, defend, single, defend, defend, leave, single, defend
34:00 <Fez> Yea
34:00 <Fez> Cuz you have 5 days to play
35:00 <Fez> In tests obv.
35:00 <Fez> Got time to wait for the right ball to hit the leather off the ball
36:00 <British^Meat> meh
37:00 <Fez> Fark
37:00 <Fez> Sa 6/45 after 13
37:00 <Fez> 13.5 to be exact
37:00 <British^Meat> finished your breakfast  yet?
38:00 <Fez> Who eats tgat shit? ;)
39:00 <Fez> May aswell wait for lunch now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hey cool
42:00 <Bastardly_One> extra sound comes through the control speaker
46:00 <Fez> Is it on pc?
53:00 <British^Meat> but breakfast is soooooooooo goooooooooood
56:00 <Fez> Im not really a food fan
08:00 <British^Meat> lol @ that bus driver some synthitic canabis and passing on, whilst driving a bus
08:00 <mrdanger> passing on
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> oops
09:00 <British^Meat> i brain typed one word when it meant another word
09:00 <British^Meat> im sure he'd have passed it on if someone was next to him
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is on PC
11:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
12:00 <Fez> Might check it out
13:00 <mrdanger> synthetic weed is wack, yo
18:00 <British^Meat> why not just smoke normal weed?
19:00 <mrdanger> it can be harder to get
19:00 <mrdanger> if you dont know anybody that sells weed
19:00 <mrdanger> “I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.” - Jennifer Lawrence, confused about the fact that men will look at porn AND you
21:00 <mrdanger> THE actor who played the minister father on TV show 7th Heaven has reportedly been caught on tape confessing to molesting an underage girl and exposing himself to two others.
22:00 <Fez> Tv priest a pedo aye
23:00 <mrdanger> shocking news hey
23:00 <mrdanger> i wonder if he got a hadn on jessica biel
23:00 <Fez> She was prolly the first
30:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got a PS4 ... do you like rpg games?
32:00 <mrdanger> nah never really been in to rpgs
33:00 <mrdanger> tend to just play fps type shit
33:00 <mrdanger> and the odd racing game
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
34:00 <mrdanger> my brother lives somewhere that his internet isnt good enough for gaming at all, with all games being made to have significant online components its almost not worth him playing games any more
34:00 <mrdanger> I mock him regularly
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
34:00 <mrdanger> what rpg were you going to talk about?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor
35:00 <Bastardly_One> came out today
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sleeping Dogs whatever is out tomorrow
37:00 <mrdanger> cool
37:00 <mrdanger> man watchdogs sucked the balls
38:00 <Fez> B1 likes crap games
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this isn't crap
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am starting again now I get the basics after a game of soccer
41:00 <Fez> That is though :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you like soccer
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the best installment yet
42:00 <Bastardly_One> must admit I'm looking forward to Sleeping Dogs whatever it's called
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a reboot with a tiny bit extra of the PS3 one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> underated game that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Hong Kong style GTA
43:00 <Fez> Chinese mafia?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah triads
44:00 <Bastardly_One> was going to be called True Crime Hong Kong
44:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else took it over
46:00 <Fez> Change of innings break and the put on friends....
46:00 <Fez> Idiots
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh dear god is that stupid thing back again
47:00 <mrdanger> anybody good at web dev?
47:00 <Fez> Le snoopys le gunship
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont look at me mrdanger last webpage i designed got pulled down because it was too xxxx for them lol
49:00 <Fez> Beer?
49:00 <British^Meat> woah
49:00 <British^Meat> how xxxx is xxxx?
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well too xxxx for the uni thats for sure :D
50:00 <mrdanger> too much beer?
50:00 <mrdanger> oh, fez already said that
50:00 <mrdanger> never mind.
51:00 <British^Meat> damn, thats a lotta x
53:00 <mrdanger> I need to build a training site
54:00 <mrdanger> I guess that would just be forms and a payment thing
55:00 <British^Meat> :/ i hate it when ppl tag me on youtube videos, or post me a link, its like they think i HAVE to watch it
55:00 <British^Meat> And get offended when you say, "i didnt like that" or "i dont want to watch that" Stupid ppl
57:00 <Fez> Oh yea
57:00 <Fez> Its nearly the weekend
57:00 <British^Meat> plans?
57:00 <mrdanger> how is wednesday nearly the weekend?
58:00 <Fez> Bath shit starts tomorrow
58:00 <Fez> Weekend enough
58:00 <Fez> Plans for weekend are cricket sat n watch the great race on sun
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you reckon Skaife will take it out this year Fez
59:00 <Fez> Erm
00:00 <British^Meat> bath shit?
00:00 <British^Meat> Just fishing for me
00:00 <Fez> From the comm box!
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good lad
00:00 <Fez> ?*
00:00 <Fez> Im a ford supporter
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Nissan here :D
01:00 <Fez> Ah yea
01:00 <Fez> Im liking volvo a lot
02:00 <Fez> Best looking cars
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the norton car this year looks sexy
03:00 <Fez> Reverse trim looks nice
03:00 <Fez> Trim/livery
08:00 <Fez> Bi mew
13:00 <mrdanger> i hear mew has boobs
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ^_^
14:00 <Fez> I need proof
14:00 <BlackDevil> California principal arrested after being found in hotel room with drugs and an unconscious young woman
14:00 <Fez> Oh yer topic
17:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> found dead playing Shadow of Mordor
18:00 <Fez> Dead person playing games sounds right
19:00 <British^Meat> how to dead?
19:00 <Fez> Its so addictive ya dont stop when youdie
21:00 <mrdanger> just watching a KKK dude saying "Its our duty to shine the light of Christ" after having just read Bill Mahers response to the Affleck thing, where he once again asserts it is only Islam that encourages violence against non believers
21:00 <mrdanger> people are so retardo
22:00 <Serenity> the light of christ is to hate blacks?
23:00 <British^Meat> America!
24:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: not just blacks
24:00 <Serenity> i thought everyone was made in the lords image.. and the lord makes no mistakes.. so hating anyone is hating against god
24:00 <Serenity> thats blasphemy or something
24:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> seems that way
24:00 <Fez> People can rebuke
24:00 <Fez> Like lucifer did
25:00 <mrdanger> some whore on fb posted this, saying it proves that islam is evil
25:00 <Fez> I spose its not ok to hate them.. theyre just going to hell
25:00 <mrdanger> http://creepingsharia.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/619545-childsign.jpg
25:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> some whore
25:00 <mrdanger> https://www.secularstudents.org/sites/default/files/WBC_man_with_2_children.jpg
26:00 <mrdanger> CaptainBlackFranklin: yeah, some whore
28:00 <Fez> The lord has a wide flat nose and lips the inflate to 50psi
28:00 <Fez> Hehehe
29:00 <Fez> Was jesus a bastard?
29:00 <mrgrumpy> all it proves is that religion is a form of child abuse
30:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> yes
30:00 <mrgrumpy> Fez - yes
30:00 <Fez> Cuz tge lord and mary werent marriad
30:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> ^
30:00 <BlackDevil> a lot of black people using IRC now
30:00 <mrgrumpy> basically Mary slept with one of Jo's mates and then made up some BS story about angels of the lord
30:00 <mrdanger> or she banged jo and they didnt want dad to find out
31:00 <Fez> Most famous 1 night stand ever
31:00 <mrgrumpy> or that... 
31:00 <mrdanger> even if jesus had existed, and he was the son of god (and god existed).. it would still be hard to write an accurate story of jesus several hundred years after the event
31:00 <mrgrumpy> mrdanger, correct most of the new testament was written by Paul
31:00 <BlackDevil> mrdanger is black as well CaptainBlackFranklin
32:00 <mrgrumpy> about 60 years after all the events happened
32:00 <mrdanger> thats true Jon
32:00 <mrgrumpy> Jesus existed but was just a schizophrenic shepherder like all the other prophets
33:00 <mrgrumpy> or carpenter as his case may be
33:00 <Fez> Jesus has a race team
33:00 <Fez> Jesus racing
33:00 <Fez> True
34:00 <BlackDevil> my poop was green
34:00 <mrgrumpy> eat too much spinach - if not you might have a bacterial infection :P
34:00 <Serenity> the virgin mary is something that has been lost in translation
34:00 <Fez> But your black
34:00 <Serenity> virgin didnt mean what it means now
35:00 <BlackDevil> anal sex doesnt count as loosing your virginity
35:00 <mrdanger> probably virginal in an innocent sense
36:00 <Fez> Why
36:00 <mrdanger> a bit like walking on water is written the same way as walking by the water
36:00 <mrdanger> which is entirely less impressive
36:00 <Serenity> it meant 'young woman' unwed
36:00 <Serenity> nothing to do with how many dicks shes had
36:00 <mrgrumpy> that or it's just a shallow part of the lake
37:00 <mrgrumpy> turning water into wine = going into the basement and finding the owner's good stash
37:00 <Fez> Nah
38:00 <Fez> Just watering down the wine
38:00 <Fez> Makin it go further
38:00 <ShadowLurker> turn water into wine ... is that like making meth back then
38:00 <mrgrumpy> the story goes though that it wasn't watered down but was top quality
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet they were all fucked off their brains and made the bible up for teh lols
39:00 <mrgrumpy> mind you they were already probably way too pissed to realise
39:00 <mrgrumpy> ShadowLurker, pretty much all religion is
39:00 <Fez> Back then my shit was bwtter than tgeir high qual wine
39:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
39:00 <Fez> -typing errors
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nah nah nah man i swear its true i was told by that flaming bush man
40:00 <ShadowLurker> it really happened
40:00 <Fez> Lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
40:00 <ShadowLurker> its only taken lik 2000yrs for ppl to realize its all shit
40:00 <mrgrumpy> we could make up a religion and in 2000 years time it'll still have followers trying to find an excuse for committing sin and not just decomposing after they die
41:00 <Fez> Is there an irc bible yet?
41:00 <mrgrumpy> religion is for those too stupid to understand atheism, altough by and large that'd becoming a religion in itself
42:00 <mrgrumpy> and I'm sure there is an irc bible - there's christian chat rooms
42:00 <ShadowLurker> religion for those that cant behave themselves
42:00 <ShadowLurker> they need external guidance rather than deciding for themselves whats right
43:00 <mrdanger> yeah, the argument that without religion the world would be full of rapist and murderers is dumb
43:00 <mrgrumpy> the "golden rule" is all that really needs to be followed, but it doesn't need a god figure to dictate it
46:00 <Digerati> hi all
47:00 <ShadowLurker> and that was the time Digerati had sex with a snake
47:00 <ShadowLurker> oh hai
47:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
47:00 <Digerati> i got the medics tattoo of a snake
47:00 <British^Meat> the original sin
47:00 <Digerati> symbol of medicine
47:00 <Digerati> i did work as a paramedic for 2 years
48:00 <mrdanger> DETECTIVES are hunting a “volatile” and “dangerous” armed bandit who shot a woman in the arm before taking her hostage as he committed two armed robberies in Melbourne’s west this morning.
48:00 <Digerati> which area mrdanger
48:00 <Digerati> i am in the west
48:00 <mrdanger> a factory in Sunshine West and an Italian cafe in Derrimut'
49:00 <Digerati> hahah
49:00 <Digerati> like the italian bit
49:00 <Digerati> i wanna buy some italian sausages
50:00 <Digerati> i also like texan sausages too, they are spicy
50:00 <Digerati> similar to mexican
56:00 <BlackDevil> Wal-Mart cuts health benefits for 30,000 part-time employees
57:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares
57:00 <BlackDevil> you work with walmart
57:00 <BlackDevil> you better care
58:00 <ShadowLurker> noone works with walmart
59:00 <BlackDevil> yea because everyone here is jobless
59:00 <ShadowLurker> nah mate
59:00 <ShadowLurker> i have a real job
00:00 <Fez> Walmart dont sell walls
02:00 <lumeah2> Lol
58:00 <BlackDevil> lumeah2
03:00 <[Maverick]> TURN DOWN FOR WHATTTTT?!??!! 
04:00 <Rak> true love.
04:00 <[Maverick]> sif 
05:00 <Fez> Samuria pizza catz should come back on tv
05:00 <[Maverick]> Tony Abbott - Worst PM in Australian History
05:00 <[Maverick]> 1 min · 
05:00 <[Maverick]> My kitchen is hiding many WMDs, electric kettle, toaster, griller, knives, can openers, beaters, rollers, cutters, scissors, mixer, blender, rollers, whisks, I had better arrest myself for being a danger to myself.
05:00 <Fez> Catz or cats.. not sure
05:00 <[Maverick]> cats 
06:00 <Rak> hehehe i downloaded all of SPC a while ago
06:00 <Rak> it held up pretty good :D
06:00 <Fez> Lol nice
06:00 <Fez> Prolly too early for tge z spelling aye
06:00 <Rak> fo shis
07:00 <[Maverick]> LET'S PLAYYYYY BALLLL!!! 
10:00 <BlackDevil> That guy from 7th Heaven lives right around the corner from me & just shot himself a few minutes ago...
10:00 <Fez> Watchin the cricket maurice?
11:00 <BlackDevil> Stephen Collins
11:00 <BlackDevil> killed himself
11:00 <Maurice> Fuck no
11:00 <BlackDevil> im watching cricket
11:00 <Fez> Sif not
11:00 <BlackDevil> i am
11:00 <BlackDevil> day 3
11:00 <BlackDevil> game 1
14:00 <Fez> Every day maurice deosnt watch the cricket a kitten dies alone
14:00 <Fez> Or some shit
14:00 <Rak> good.  both things deserve to die
15:00 <Fez> I wanna watch kittens playing cricket
15:00 <Rak> ok that would be redeeming
15:00 <Fez> Yup
26:00 <BlackDevil> Stephen Collins house has been swarmed by LAPD officers after someone in the news media claimed to have heard a shot ... but TMZ has learned the actor is not at home and he's fine.
35:00 <Maurice> He's just a pedo
37:00 <Fez> He touched jess beil
39:00 <BlackDevil> i would
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this story gives the times to watch the blood moon tonight
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/lunar-eclipse-australia-how-to-watch-tonights-blood-moon/
40:00 <BlackDevil> page is broken mate
40:00 <Fez> Forgot bout that. Ta for reminder b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> try this 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/lunar-eclipse-australia-how-to-watch-tonights-blood-moon/story-fnjwlcze-1227083748798
43:00 <BlackDevil> that works mate
48:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll have a short nap soon before that
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't miss it 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> been falling asleep really early and waking up in the middle of the night
52:00 <Moke> np: [Joyce Manor-Never Hungover Again-2014-pLAN9][09-joyce manor-catalina fight song.mp3]
54:00 <Moke> black devil u fucking lieing sack of shit
54:00 <Moke> stfu black cunt
54:00 <Moke> sitting here giving us a running commentary of stephen collins no one gives a fuck idiot
56:00 <Moke> np: [Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me][03 The Great Repitition.mp3]
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke
56:00 <Moke> eah mate
56:00 <Moke> sup man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> get Shadow of Mordor as well as Fifa
56:00 <Moke> yeha bro
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking excellent
56:00 <Moke> gonna buy this week
56:00 <Moke> ill add u on ps4
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heretic-muse
57:00 <Moke> nioce
57:00 <Bastardly_One> little bomb icon thing
57:00 <Moke> coolies
57:00 <Moke> man im gonna watch the a league
57:00 <Moke> this year
57:00 <Moke> cause i have foxtel now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty sure it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on SBS this year too
59:00 <Moke> oh 
00:00 <Moke> they were advertising last night all the games are live and john aloisi is on the commentary team
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
00:00 <Moke> i sat up and watched aussie pwn pakkies last night
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be wrong and it might only be one match per fixture
00:00 <Moke> steve smith wonderful ton
01:00 <Bastardly_One> meh cricket
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I like one day and 20/20
03:00 <Bastardly_One> test cricket bores me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Canberra has been named the best city in the world
11:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone seen that show Ninja Warrior?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Moke
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Melb Victory match on SBS One on Fri night
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I was right 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so, like the AFL ... the match of the week kind of thing I guess
39:00 <Digerati> fark
39:00 <Digerati> bak
39:00 <Digerati> just came back from court
40:00 <Digerati> just like a game of fucking tennis
40:00 <Digerati> hate the supreme court probate
40:00 <Digerati> $5000 in costs
40:00 <Digerati> wills and probates are a bitch to confront
41:00 <Digerati> oh yeah, and fuck life as well, giving it all to my grandkids... stuff it...7 digit figure, wish i could buyt austnet chat :)
42:00 <Digerati> burp BertsBackYard
42:00 <Digerati> hi simba mate
42:00 <Digerati> Sir Simba
42:00 <Digerati> Simba Sir
43:00 <Digerati> sireeeee
43:00 <Digerati> yesireeee
43:00 <Fez> Oh shutup
43:00 <Fez> ..please
43:00 <Digerati> oh fezzy baby !
43:00 <Digerati> you fuzz
44:00 <Digerati> fez, you aint got a worry in hell
44:00 <Digerati> u r careless and free
44:00 <Digerati> fez, listen to the lyrics of Cat Stevens, called; Wild World
45:00 <Digerati> he is the only singer i adore
45:00 <Digerati> hey Serenity
46:00 <Digerati> it's hard to get by just upon a smile
46:00 <Digerati> don't be a bad girl :)
47:00 <Digerati> fuck i am old :(
47:00 <Digerati> the years have gone by so fast
47:00 <Digerati> kids calling me papou
47:00 <Digerati> meaning: grandad
47:00 <Digerati> holy shit
48:00 <Fez> You foreign?
48:00 <Digerati> Serenity : what can make me feel young again ? got any ideas ?
48:00 <Serenity> dude i dont know im not old
48:00 <Digerati> np dudette
49:00 <Digerati> shit
49:00 <Digerati> i forgot
49:00 <Digerati> senile
49:00 <Digerati> u f/m ?
49:00 <Digerati> i forogt
50:00 <Grandad> someone get me my milk
50:00 <Grandad> u schmucks
51:00 <Grandad> blah blah blah
51:00 <Grandad> poopsters
52:00 <Grandad> i would like to keep Austnet going if there is any financial problems
52:00 <Grandad> seriously
52:00 <Grandad> its fun to chat
52:00 <Grandad> someone can manage it for me
53:00 <Grandad> if you guys run into any problems in the future
53:00 <Grandad> doctor
53:00 <doctor> granny
53:00 <Grandad> hey doctor, want some valium ?
53:00 <Grandad> its me man
53:00 <doctor> sure
53:00 <Grandad> Atari
53:00 <Grandad> digerati
53:00 <doctor> haha
53:00 <doctor> fitting name
54:00 <Grandad> yes indeed
54:00 <Grandad> just came back from lawyers
54:00 <Grandad> i got the title
54:00 <Grandad> i could not believe how much the young boy left me, my dad
55:00 <doctor> how much?
55:00 <Grandad> 6 digits and over :)
55:00 <Grandad> i was like wtf
55:00 <Grandad> what a scrooge
55:00 <Grandad> miser
56:00 <Grandad> all you need is love
56:00 <Grandad> love is all you need
56:00 <Grandad> cant wait till steresonic starts
57:00 <Grandad> all the ol hippy friends of mine are coming
57:00 <Grandad> over 40's
57:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
57:00 <doctor> will they bring their drugs?
57:00 <Grandad> if i find anyone with H or coke, i am telling security
58:00 <Grandad> we only allow like weed, acid and thats it
58:00 <Grandad> cant od on that shit
59:00 <Grandad> they hired 10 sec guards
59:00 <Grandad> so should be cool
01:00 <Grandad> it was better a year ago
01:00 <Grandad> with armin and tiesto
01:00 <Grandad> hope they mix some 70's instead of 80's
01:00 <Grandad> i was 80's more liking
01:00 <Grandad> but 70's is cool too, those were my young years
04:00 <Serenity> dude shut up
04:00 <Serenity> far out
05:00 <simba> n BOOM
05:00 <Serenity> simba what did you do to thoth
05:00 <Serenity> hes being extra weird
06:00 <simba> baned him...
06:00 <simba> yeah hes PMing me beehh quotes
06:00 <simba> like so we can bond or something
06:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
06:00 <Serenity> yeah me and Maurice too
06:00 <[Maverick]> some people are fucked 
06:00 <simba> james bond
06:00 <[Maverick]> wtf? 
06:00 <Serenity> and
06:00 <Serenity> *01:54:22 PM* <simbeehhh> you know just because you don't like me it doesn't mean we can't be best friends forever
06:00 <Serenity> to ShadowLurker
07:00 <Fez> Lol
07:00 <simba> nice name fusion
07:00 <simba> Sezz + Fez = Sezz
07:00 <Fez> Uhm
07:00 <Fez> Good one?
07:00 <simba> thanx Fez
08:00 <Fez> Me and sezz are one
08:00 <Fez> Neat
11:00 <Fez> Dating naked.
11:00 <Fez> Interesting idea
14:00 <Digerati> thnx mate, and i am sorry, i was being silly
18:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna get dressed for success
18:00 <TheRon> shaping me up for the big time baby
19:00 <TheRon> 520 people!
19:00 <TheRon> 420 in queensland
20:00 <FredFlinstone> well get dressed then!
20:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs its not a pretty site I tell ya
20:00 <FredFlinstone> sight
20:00 <TheRon> my bits need an airing
20:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwww
21:00 <Fez> 420! Breasts!
21:00 <TheRon> bewbs
21:00 <FredFlinstone> fling em over your shoulders girls!
22:00 <Fez> Fat girl boobs
22:00 <TheRon> that national geographic look
23:00 <Fez> Mmmm
23:00 <Fez> Oh wait
23:00 <Fez> Not a fan of dark boobs
23:00 <TheRon> nikky minaj fat titties??
24:00 <Rak> hmmm the Ron de Jeremy spiced rum is actually quite nice.  much better than kraaken and sailor jerrys
25:00 <TheRon> RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!!!
25:00 <simba> Fez: racist
25:00 <FredFlinstone> it is!
26:00 <Fez> Isnt
27:00 <FredFlinstone> is so I just undid my fly!
28:00 <TheRon> is it pants free wednesday?
28:00 <Rak> it's pants free everyday!
28:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
32:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore, i've forgotten what i'm fighting for......
34:00 <simba> youre fighting to get in FredFlinstones pants
35:00 <TheRon> is chad wingard available
35:00 <FredFlinstone> for?
35:00 <simba> anal sex
37:00 <TheRon> 420 simba?
37:00 <simba> 55555555555
38:00 <TheRon> and it's hard hold a candle in the cold november rain
42:00 <FredFlinstone> whats for friggin dinner?
42:00 <TheRon> stuffed chicken breasts
42:00 <FredFlinstone> with?
42:00 <TheRon> bacon and cheese and stuff
42:00 <TheRon> the butcher did it
42:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I have got a breast
43:00 <FredFlinstone> cbf cooking it
43:00 <FredFlinstone> might just have some mushies with it
43:00 <FredFlinstone> and dark soy
44:00 <TheRon> ever eaten sushi off a naked chick?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lol no
44:00 <TheRon> just seems like something i should be doing
44:00 <Fez> Thatd be neat.. if i liked sushi
47:00 <TheRon> i think there's only certain foods that can be eaten off naked chicks
47:00 <Rak> yeh soups are a lot of work :/
47:00 <Fez> Is steak ok?
47:00 <TheRon> i mean that chinese beef that comes out crakling wouldn't work
48:00 <Rak> if she's a cutter
48:00 <Fez> Lol rak
48:00 <Mew> imagine eating popcorn chicken out of their butthole
49:00 <TheRon> little nuggets of goodness
49:00 <Rak> on a string?
49:00 <TheRon> martin luther king had a dream, mines just a tad different
50:00 <simba> martin luther dream - i have a king
50:00 <TheRon> here king, here king
51:00 <TheRon> if you pay a woman enough, dreams can come true
52:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/9152a8c3de0554c4b636df0a18560ab6/tumblr_na2p2jfVEM1tn1v0to1_500.jpg
52:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
52:00 <FredFlinstone> costs a fortune though
52:00 <TheRon> so true
54:00 <TheRon> how much would the amanda vanstone experience cost??
54:00 <FredFlinstone> ooooeeerr
54:00 <TheRon> no good?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
55:00 <TheRon> the sophie mirabella experience?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> suffocation by vnadstone
55:00 <FredFlinstone> dont know that one
55:00 <TheRon> just thumbs her nose at everything
55:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
55:00 <FredFlinstone> well she would at me
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I would give her a thumb back
56:00 <FredFlinstone> right up her crack
56:00 <TheRon> a thumb up the crack is the only way sophie mirabella will let go
56:00 <FredFlinstone> cos she is a dog?
57:00 <TheRon> rottie
57:00 <KingFaruk> lol
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMX-pmV2yiM
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flash Beer Ad (Sep 16, 2006) 1:35 - Category: Entertainment - 98,598 views - likes (94.3%), dislikes (5.7%)
07:00 <TheRon> highway to the dangerzone
07:00 <TheRon> ridin' to the dangerzone
08:00 <Fez> I know that song
08:00 <Fez> Forget who singsit though
08:00 <TheRon> kenny loggins
08:00 <Fez> No
08:00 <[Maverick]> same guy who did Footloose ;) 
08:00 <Fez> Really?
08:00 <TheRon> yes!
08:00 <[Maverick]> YES! 
08:00 <Fez> Lol ok
09:00 <Fez> Didnt thibk it was him but i dont think i ever really knew
09:00 <TheRon> i love top gun
09:00 <[Maverick]> and stevie steve did the solo in it ;) 
09:00 <[Maverick]> who also plays guitar for Billy Idol 
10:00 <Fez> Never heard of him
10:00 <Fez> Im too young :D
10:00 <Fez> .. not really
11:00 <TheRon> stevie ray vaugn
11:00 <Floss> how we all doing
11:00 <Fez> Yea he is good
11:00 <Fez> Hi floss
11:00 <TheRon> i'm back in black
14:00 <Floss> whats goin awn
14:00 <TheRon> i won money playing bowls today
14:00 <Floss> oh good fucking work mate
15:00 <TheRon> my opponents were shit
16:00 <Digerati> hi TheDarkTruth
16:00 <Floss> i work the bar at out local club fuck those dude can put beer away
16:00 <Digerati> TheRon
16:00 <TheRon> i've had the time of my life, no i've never felt this way before
17:00 <TheRon> yes?
17:00 <Digerati> floss, i worked on king st in melh in the 80's place called the X Club, many druggies in the past got busted there
19:00 <Digerati> http://picasaweb.com.au/thomas1967
19:00 <Digerati> rofl
19:00 <Digerati> i sent that to beehhh
19:00 <Digerati> hahaha
19:00 <BlackDevil> doesnt work
19:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
19:00 <Digerati> it dont ?
19:00 <BlackDevil> no
19:00 <Digerati> ooops
19:00 <Digerati> sorry
19:00 <Digerati> try it without the au
20:00 <Digerati> http://picasaweb.com/thomas1967
20:00 <BlackDevil> ok and
20:00 <BlackDevil> mexicans
20:00 <TheRon> just like a prayer you know i'll take you there
21:00 <Digerati> my name is tom
21:00 <Digerati> or tommy :)
21:00 <Digerati> most of my friends call me tommy
21:00 <Digerati> i love that
21:00 <MysteriousShado> Cheese.
21:00 <TheRon> kiwi, tom means tim
22:00 <Digerati> yes
22:00 <Digerati> timon
22:00 <Digerati> in greek it is Timon
22:00 <Digerati> meaning "respect"
22:00 <Digerati> Timothy
23:00 <Digerati> https://plus.google.com/photos/105360858922119274632/albums/5391718657652137025/5391718689725770082?banner=pwa&pid=5391718689725770082&oid=105360858922119274632
24:00 <Digerati> farkkk
24:00 <Digerati> no cigs
24:00 <Digerati> arghhh
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Sux2bu
24:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, sucked in. 
24:00 <Floss> +bloody flies
25:00 <TheRon> x files?
25:00 <TheRon> the truth is out there
25:00 <Digerati> army teaches, "respect, integrity, mercy"
25:00 <Digerati> should join
25:00 <Floss> the dude looks like hes pushing out a shit in that photo
25:00 <Digerati> hahaha
25:00 <Digerati> thnx
26:00 <Fez> Bbq day sunday
26:00 <Digerati> i miss having a bbq :~( aint had one in years
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Payslip is in, time to see how much I got ripped off last week
26:00 <Ana_Ng> darn, only one bloody fish tinder today
27:00 <Floss> i have one with a wok burner on the side, she just sits quietly on the patio unused
27:00 <Ana_Ng> while your wok gently weeps
27:00 <Floss> i use the rotisserie in the hood now and then thats pretty good 
27:00 <Floss> weeping woks
28:00 <Floss> sad chinese takeaway
29:00 <TheRon> i like satay chicken
29:00 <TheRon> or chicken and cashew in oyster sauce
30:00 <Floss> yum
30:00 <Digerati> join the army...
30:00 <Fez> Bbq at floss's?
31:00 <TheRon> she's a maniac, a maniac on the floor
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Dancing like shes never danced before
31:00 <TheRon> indeed
31:00 <Floss> yeah man
32:00 <Fez> Ill bring the grog
32:00 <TheRon> i'll bring the plus one
32:00 <Fez> Np
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Left hand?
33:00 <TheRon> a prostitute
33:00 <Floss> i just ate all the tiny teddys though :/
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Excellend.
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Excellent*
34:00 <TheRon> the invitation said significant other, i assure you she's very significant
34:00 <Floss> oh there was in invitation now
34:00 <Floss> haha
35:00 <MysteriousShado> $300 is significant, yes.
35:00 <[Maverick]> significunt 
35:00 <Fez> Lol
35:00 <MysteriousShado> That too.
35:00 <Fez> Watchin bathurst floss?
35:00 <Fez> Fkn better be
35:00 <Fez> :P
35:00 <Floss> im watching the office
36:00 <Floss> was going to try and have a sleep
36:00 <Fez> On sunday foo
36:00 <Floss> im a bit burnt out i think
37:00 <TheRon> turn around bright eyes
41:00 <Digerati> fuck i hate this tv, bad 4 a monitor
41:00 <Digerati> 32 inch viali
41:00 <Digerati> cheap shit
41:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <Digerati> i had a 21 inch crt 201b4 philips medical monitor used for cat scans, last model made in germany still works excellent
42:00 <Digerati> it is bnc at the back
42:00 <Digerati> rgb cables
42:00 <Digerati> sxvga
42:00 <Ana_Ng> what is a hooker in a scrum?
42:00 <Digerati> 2002 model
43:00 <TheRon> do you know rugby at all??
43:00 <Digerati> refresh on a crt shits over a lcd
43:00 <Ana_Ng> enough to know what a scrum is
43:00 <TheRon> basically feeds the ball to other players from the ruck
43:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
44:00 <TheRon> the ruck is when the bloke gets tackled
44:00 <Fez> DO YOU EVEN RUGBY?!?!?!
44:00 <simba> rugby sux
44:00 <TheRon> she asked
44:00 <TheRon> go the rabbitohs
44:00 <Ana_Ng> one of my worst first dates was with a rugby player 
44:00 <TheRon> dumb as dogshit
45:00 <Ana_Ng> he told me how he was downhill skiing with a date once and he ran her over
45:00 <simba> did he keep lowering his head and running into you
45:00 <Ana_Ng> spent a good ten minutes telling me how it was her fault
46:00 <Ana_Ng> think he had roid rage
47:00 <TheRon> oh think twice because its another day for you and me in paradise
48:00 <MysteriousShado> Why can't you see.. What you're doin' to me.. When you don't believe a word I'm sayinnnn'
49:00 <Ana_Ng> is it dark there yet?
49:00 <stebie> shut up Shado
49:00 <stebie> <3
49:00 <TheRon> daylight savings
49:00 <MysteriousShado> Fuck up
49:00 <MysteriousShado> Homo
49:00 <Ana_Ng> saving no s
49:00 <MysteriousShado> <3
49:00 <stebie> lol
49:00 <Ana_Ng> will you see the lunar eclipse?
50:00 <TheRon> is that friday?
50:00 <MysteriousShado> I wound up spending more than I earned today
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Life is grand.
50:00 <TheRon> thrusday your time?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> it's in 3 hours
50:00 <TheRon> ah ok i have no idea
50:00 <stebie> what did you buy Shado?
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Serviced the van
50:00 <stebie> ah
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i think you can see some of it
50:00 <TheRon> ty
50:00 <stebie> shaggin' wagon?
51:00 <MysteriousShado> $350 for essentially an oil change, brake fluid change and "check"
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Cheers.
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Such a rort.. Wanna keep the logbook stamped and warranty intact though so I coughed up.
51:00 <TheRon> mechanics are worse than dentists
51:00 <[Maverick]> get the bits yourself $50 and do it yourself 
51:00 <MysteriousShado> I will be Maverick, when the warranty runs out.
52:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
52:00 <TheRon> i wish it were sunday
53:00 <buglegs> `ban TheRon  beastality sicko out 
53:00 <TheRon> buglegs: get a big black dog up ya
53:00 <stebie> how big?
53:00 <TheRon> doberman big
54:00 <stebie> ah, that big
54:00 <buglegs> ban it
54:00 <stebie> k
54:00 <buglegs> sicko
54:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit!
54:00 <stebie> damn, i forgot nokick
55:00 <MysteriousShado> Your mum forgot nokick
55:00 <stebie> she did
55:00 <stebie> that's why i lived with her til i was 37
55:00 <TheRon> take me down to the paradise city
55:00 <MysteriousShado> stebie, is that you, Picard?
56:00 <lumeah2> Where the grass is green and the girls are. Pretty
56:00 <stebie> MysteriousShado, don't insult me
56:00 <MysteriousShado> Sorry. :(
56:00 <TheRon> oh won't you please take me home
56:00 <MysteriousShado> That was horrid of me.
59:00 <TheRon> lumeah2: you ever had a brazilian?
59:00 <TheRon> :)
59:00 <lumeah2> Have u? 
59:00 <TheRon> not yet, the night is still young
59:00 <lumeah2> Shave ya balls ronny? 
00:00 <TheRon> a blade and my balls don't seem a good mix
01:00 <TheRon> brazilian would hurt
02:00 <bee_hornet> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
02:00 <TheRon> cyndi lauper - all through the night
03:00 <lumeah2> Not playing now
03:00 <bee_hornet> latest selfie http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
04:00 <MysteriousShado> You're a dude?
04:00 <Digerati> bee_hornet, you are stupid, i give my website out to everyone on here, you lie that you know all about me, when you know me through the website i posted about myself
05:00 <Digerati> what an idiot that indian is
05:00 <Digerati> how fucking stupid are you beehh ?
06:00 <Digerati> seriously
06:00 <bee_hornet> what webshite
06:00 <Digerati> oh come on idipt
06:00 <bee_hornet> oohh gogle
06:00 <Digerati> yes
06:00 <Digerati> picasaweb
06:00 <bee_hornet> that was like donkey year ago i lost track of it
07:00 <Digerati> many years you dumbass
07:00 <Digerati> you dont know shit
07:00 <TheRon> def leppard - photograph
07:00 <bee_hornet> so the sotry goes like this romeo killed juliet and cooked her later killed himself
08:00 <Digerati> bee_girl you also know the DOD at footscray
08:00 <Digerati> remember Gordon St ?
08:00 <bee_hornet> yeah
08:00 <Digerati> ooopps
08:00 <Digerati> sorry bee_girl
08:00 <bee_hornet> i was near there once
08:00 <Digerati> yes
08:00 <Digerati> i am DOD
08:00 <Digerati> ex
08:00 <Digerati> i worked there
08:00 <Digerati> i told you that ages ago
08:00 <MysteriousShado> DOD?
08:00 <bee_hornet> the KFC furnityre shop and the church
08:00 <Digerati> DOD
08:00 <Digerati> ADF
09:00 <Digerati> same shit in a way
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh
09:00 <lumeah2> Hi bee_hornet 
09:00 <bee_hornet> i used to work at boorklyn meat shops
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Thought so, just wanted to confirm
09:00 <Digerati> i aint here on business man, just fun chat
09:00 <bee_hornet> summerville retail service
09:00 <bee_hornet> somerville
09:00 <Digerati> peac
09:00 <Digerati> peace
09:00 <bee_hornet> its just you cant do shit only watch n listen
10:00 <Digerati> bee_hornet how do you know so much about the area mate ?
10:00 <Digerati> in all respect
10:00 <TheRon> does waxing hurt??
10:00 <Digerati> just asking
10:00 <MysteriousShado> He lives there.
10:00 <Digerati> it is a military base
10:00 <Digerati> ordinance
10:00 <bee_hornet> i been travelling in trains
10:00 <bee_hornet> in my sleep
10:00 <bee_hornet> http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Ghost-patrick-swayze-31228765-1500-984.jpg
10:00 <Digerati> trainspotting
10:00 <Digerati> your a dick
11:00 <Digerati> farout
11:00 <Digerati> hands come C4 too beeh
11:00 <Digerati> go play with it on ballarat rd
11:00 <bee_hornet> powell pub
11:00 <Digerati> yup
11:00 <bee_hornet> mini saigon market
11:00 <Digerati> powell i am a member there
11:00 <Digerati> on the corner
12:00 <TheRon> you know that i wish that i had jessie's girl
12:00 <bee_hornet> i worked all over the interstates
12:00 <Digerati> opposite dimmeys
12:00 <bee_hornet> you can park on top of dimmys
12:00 <TheRon> where can i find a woman like that?
12:00 <Digerati> i'll park my dick in your anus
12:00 <MysteriousShado> Not here, TheRon 
12:00 <bee_hornet> thanks for communicating you greek man
13:00 <TheRon> nope!
13:00 <Digerati> ur pwned bee_hornet  :)
13:00 <bee_hornet> gotta nap
13:00 <Digerati> rofl
13:00 <bee_hornet> seeya laterz
13:00 <TheRon> what the hell was that
13:00 <Digerati> he is a good kid
13:00 <Digerati> but he needs to stop drinking
14:00 <Digerati> been there, done that
14:00 <TheRon> don't we all
14:00 <Digerati> beer is actually better to drink man
14:00 <Digerati> it bloats you, and you say "fuck that"
14:00 <TheRon> i like the odd beer
14:00 <Digerati> i can handle like 4 jugs
14:00 <Digerati> till i puke
14:00 <Digerati> VB
14:00 <TheRon> 2 chicks at once?
14:00 <Digerati> only VB
15:00 <Digerati> married to VB (
15:00 <Digerati> :)
15:00 <Digerati> mate, i will go fkn orgy with asians :) rofl
15:00 <TheRon> beer makes you listen to air supply
15:00 <Fez> 2chicks 1bbq
15:00 <Digerati> how deep is your love
16:00 <Digerati> get drunk and go fantasy dress with hookers
16:00 <Digerati> that's what i do
16:00 <TheRon> classy
16:00 <Digerati> definately
17:00 <Digerati> spank spank with the rubber
17:00 <Digerati> bad girl
17:00 <TheRon> i'm lost in love and i don't know much....
17:00 <Digerati> but you got to admit, doing that fantasy makes the girl just as dumb
18:00 <Digerati> why do they do it ?
18:00 <Digerati> dunno
18:00 <Digerati> anyway...
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Are you answering your own question?
18:00 <Doodle> yes
18:00 <Digerati> nah, dazed and confused
19:00 <Digerati> must be the ecig
19:00 <Digerati> might put heroin into the ecig
19:00 <Digerati> hahaha
19:00 <Digerati> i don't think so timmm :)
19:00 <Digerati> but it would be a first :)
19:00 <Digerati> could work
20:00 <TheRon> we belong to the night.......
20:00 <Digerati> i belong to the salami
20:00 <Digerati> i want fucking salami
20:00 <Digerati> damn i am going to coles, bbk
20:00 <TheRon> i bey=t you do
20:00 <[Maverick]> hey Digerati, when you are out of smokes... does your mum buy you some more just to get you through the rest of the week? 
21:00 <Digerati> i pay back what i owe if i need a loan
21:00 <Digerati> smartarse
21:00 <[Maverick]> hi beagle. 
22:00 <Digerati> beagle, with the net and your intelligence, you are naive
22:00 <Digerati> russian roulette
22:00 <Digerati> this place aint small idiot
23:00 <TheRon> i ran, i ran so far away.....
23:00 <Digerati> it is open to millions
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran.mp3 (3.64MB 128kbps Stereo 3:58)
23:00 <Digerati> not my problem you stepped into shit beagle
23:00 <Digerati> you got pwned
23:00 <Digerati> 007 style
24:00 <simba> this guy totally needs a break
24:00 <simba> hes talking to beagle in here
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <Digerati> dude, beagle was mentioned
24:00 <Digerati> in text
24:00 <Digerati> soz
24:00 <TheRon> digerati go sit in the corner and have a think about it
24:00 <Digerati> think about what ?
24:00 <doctor> just needs a valium
24:00 <Digerati> zzzzz, *yawn*
24:00 <Digerati> dont need shit
25:00 <simba> someone called you beagle because youre drunkenly rambling to yourself in a chatroom
25:00 <Digerati> oh ok
25:00 <Digerati> thnx for the info
25:00 <Digerati> np
25:00 <MysteriousShado> You're replying to yourself..
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Drunk?
25:00 <Digerati> i replied to simba
26:00 <Digerati> so yeah
26:00 <MysteriousShado> <Digerati> thnx for the info
26:00 <MysteriousShado>  <Digerati> np
26:00 <doctor> being drunk doesn't make you lose your cool, but being a beagle does
26:00 <TheRon> i won $30 playing bowls today
26:00 <simba> u rock
26:00 <doctor> what will you treat yourself with TheRon?
26:00 <TheRon> i know
26:00 <Digerati> beagle is a good kid, he is just above himsef
26:00 <TheRon> a 6 pack
27:00 <TheRon> some little creatures
27:00 <simba> beagle is not a kid 
27:00 <doctor> better be some good stuff
27:00 <Digerati> i got nothing against anyone in the room or on austnet or the admins
27:00 <simba> hes only 10 years younger than you
27:00 <TheRon> little creatures rles
27:00 <Digerati> "kid" is slang for "good guy"
27:00 <simba> so you think beagle is a "good good guy"
27:00 <simba> ur a terrible judge of character
28:00 <Digerati> well, i did speak to him voice and cam on paltalk
28:00 <Digerati> he "seem's to be"
28:00 <Digerati> seem's
28:00 <simba> imagine that
28:00 <Digerati> dunno
28:00 <Digerati> wateva
28:00 <simba> was it just a yelling contest
28:00 <Digerati> actually no
28:00 <Digerati> it was peaceful
28:00 <simba> like this channel when youre idle
28:00 <simba> n BOOM
29:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
29:00 <Digerati> i showed him my military certs on cam and photos on cam and uniform
29:00 <TheRon> couleurs: melb city or melb victory?
29:00 <Digerati> live
29:00 <Digerati> spose he shit himself ?
29:00 <Digerati> "acted" good ?
29:00 <couleurs> just melb TheRon 
30:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmVAyVwx6lg
30:00 <TheRon> the dees?
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: XPEN$IVE SH1T (LYRIX) (Jul 30, 2012) 4:21 - Category: Music - views - likes (96.3%), dislikes (3.7%)
30:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!
30:00 <simba> is Doodle Mew
30:00 <Doodle> neg
30:00 <TheRon> mew has boobs
31:00 <simba> most women do, TheRon
31:00 <MysteriousShado> So dows Doodle.
31:00 <TheRon> so does doodle, but mew's is better
31:00 <Doodle> why am i mew
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Does*
31:00 <Doodle> mine aren't as hairy as Mews
31:00 <Mew> Oiiiiii
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Doodle> damn
31:00 <MysteriousShado> She's Greek?
31:00 <Doodle> sprung
31:00 <Mew> I'm vanilla motherfucka
32:00 <TheRon> mew is it like that one hair pertruding?
32:00 <Doodle> i'm sexual shawklet
32:00 <Mew> We'd be perf together
32:00 <Doodle> none of that glass and a half shit
33:00 <Mew> people won't know which one to dip in first
33:00 <Doodle> :o
33:00 <TheRon> peter cetera - glory of love
34:00 <Mew> but why am I doodle
34:00 <Doodle> yeh i dont get it
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Doodle> (story of my life)
34:00 <simba> Good.
34:00 <Mew> I think I've linked that guy before
34:00 <Doodle> what guy
35:00 <Mew> The expensive shit guy
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <Doodle> theyre a 'band'
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom.mp3 (4.33MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:09)
35:00 <Doodle> act?
35:00 <Doodle> iunno what they call themselves these days
35:00 <Mew> That's it
35:00 <Mew> Isn't it zef or something
36:00 <Doodle> nah
36:00 <Doodle> zef is their 'style'
36:00 <Doodle> ie bad clothes and shit tattoos
36:00 <Doodle> and worse haircuts
36:00 <Mew> this is so confusing
36:00 <Mew> are they zeffalos
36:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
36:00 <Mew> hehehe
37:00 <couleurs> i'm zef
37:00 <TheRon> melb city or man city?
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <couleurs> just melb TheRon 
38:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with the  aleague?
38:00 <simba> You.
39:00 <TheRon> me
39:00 <couleurs> it's boring and bad
39:00 <simba> i told u, its like u being into chinese afl 
39:00 <TheRon> but it's aussie
39:00 <couleurs> lol
40:00 <simba> so is tomato sauce
40:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
41:00 <simba> melb city -- funded by arabs owned by the british
41:00 <simba> how aussie can that be
41:00 <Doodle> http://oi60.tinypic.com/zxunvo.jpg
41:00 <Doodle> aussie
41:00 <TheRon> aussie subsidiary
41:00 <TheRon> oi oi oi
41:00 <Doodle> my new engine
42:00 <simba> is that one of those machines on buses with the coins in it
42:00 <Doodle> no its an engine block
42:00 <TheRon> yeah yeah you shook me all night long
42:00 <Doodle> http://oi61.tinypic.com/14w3r8.jpg
43:00 <couleurs> looks like a V8, M8
43:00 <Doodle> sure is
43:00 <Doodle> ls1
43:00 <couleurs> u beautey
43:00 <Doodle> its going in a commodore tho
43:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
44:00 <TheRon> if i work all day on the blue sky mine
44:00 <simba> hav a fukken vb m8
44:00 <TheRon> there'll be food on the table tonight
44:00 <simba> lets go down to the tennis court and talk it up like aussie aussie aussie and all that
45:00 <TheRon> james boag's draught?
45:00 <simba> im out on the piss
46:00 <TheRon> who's gonna save me
46:00 <TheRon> seen south park's impression of lorde??
47:00 <TheRon> it's just randy in drag
48:00 <TheRon> duran duran - come undone
49:00 <TheRon> GO DEES!
49:00 <Doodle> deez nutz
50:00 <TheRon> i like nobby's nuts
50:00 <TheRon> who's nobby??
51:00 <Doodle> a well known castrato
52:00 <TheRon> cutting a kids balls off seems harsh to me
53:00 <TheRon> woah the power and the passion
53:00 <TheRon> ryder and port
54:00 <TheRon> and gorringe
54:00 <TheRon> ruck stocks looking good
55:00 <TheRon> varcoe to collingwood, lumumba to melboure, mitch clark to geelong
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Los Lobos - La Bamba.mp3 (3.24MB 192kbps Stereo 2:21)
00:00 <matrix> Evening 
03:00 <matrix> Evening Loof
03:00 <Loof> hey :)
03:00 <matrix> How's ya doing
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Dozed off.
03:00 <Loof> doing excellent
04:00 <matrix> Good to hear
04:00 <Loof> unless you count my wacom ability
04:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Can anyone see the eclipse?
10:00 <MysteriousShado> It's overcast here. -.-
10:00 <[Maverick]> I can 
10:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity just bent over 
11:00 <Romero> MysteriousShado: you know any good place to get a pizza?
11:00 <Serenity> excuse you
11:00 <Serenity> rude prick
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Busted haha
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Romero, should I?
11:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
11:00 <Romero> MysteriousShado, yes.
11:00 <MysteriousShado> Alright, try your local pizza joint run by Giuseppe?
12:00 <Romero> How about Dominoes?
12:00 <[Maverick]> How do you kill a Romero? Give him a knife and ask him who is special. 
13:00 <MysteriousShado> What's Dominoes?
15:00 <Romero> Big Brother, LIVE NOMINATIONS
20:00 <Fez> I wake up with today
21:00 <Rak> maybe tonight you'll wake up with tomorrow
22:00 <Fez> Its possible
25:00 <Digerati> or maybe you will just wake up on the right side of the bed for once
26:00 <Digerati> rockstar drink !
26:00 <Digerati> yummy
26:00 <Fez> I sleep on the top of the matress, not tge side
26:00 <Fez> The
28:00 <Digerati> side is still on top
28:00 <Digerati> as long as you don't wake up underneath it, you are fine
35:00 <stebie> go to sleep at 8.30 Shado, sounds like you need it
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Broken sleep last night
36:00 <Serenity> awww
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Took its toll
36:00 <stebie> hi Serenity ^_^
36:00 <Serenity> hey stebies
38:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
38:00 <bee_girl> iP6!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <Yilmaz> Good evening to everyone. 
39:00 <Zade> hello Yilmaz
40:00 <Digerati> asking doctor for standard sleeping tablets helps
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmmm
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Prefer not to get on any meds.
41:00 <Digerati> btw, sleeping tabs don't make you "high" they just make you drowsy
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Never said they did lol
41:00 <Digerati> just saying
41:00 <couleurs> fifa!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Rak> get phenergan.  it's an over the counter antihistimine (allergies) but it makes you sleepy as hell
42:00 <Rak> just don't tell the chemist you want it for sleep.  say car sickness or hay fever
42:00 <Digerati> yeah right rak, you get high on protein pills right ?
43:00 <Digerati> damn these mission chips taste awesome
43:00 <Rak> ...if you say so
43:00 <Rak> :/
43:00 <Yilmaz> lol high on protein pills.
43:00 <Digerati> heh
43:00 <Digerati> :)
43:00 <Yilmaz> I too BCAA's this afternoon. I CAN SEE DRAGONS! 
43:00 <Yilmaz> took*
44:00 <Digerati> i get high on vanilla thickshake at maccas, send me a brain freeze
45:00 <Zade> a brain freeze is a lot different to getting high 
45:00 <Digerati> oh yeah
45:00 <Digerati> fo sho
46:00 <Digerati> indeed
46:00 <Digerati> thank fuck i don't eat junkfood that much
46:00 <Digerati> lucky to eat it once a month
46:00 <Digerati> if i am really desperate
47:00 <Yilmaz> What's wrong with junk food? 
47:00 <Digerati> even subway is junk
47:00 <Digerati> and even restaurants
47:00 <Digerati> cooking your own food is the best
47:00 <Digerati> beats laziness
47:00 <Zade> bollocks
47:00 <Yilmaz> Whatever you are doing, you're terrible at it. Shut up.
47:00 <Digerati> :)
48:00 <Digerati> ping pong
48:00 <Ana_Ng> eclipse starting
48:00 <Yilmaz> Not for another 45mins here. 
48:00 <Digerati> ping me
49:00 <Yilmaz> Will probably miss it anyway. It's cloudy here. 
49:00 <Zade> i cook dinner about once a week 
50:00 <Rak> http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/astronomy/get-ready-for-a-total-lunar-eclipse-20141005-10qoo5.html
50:00 <Yilmaz> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-msfc-backup-3
56:00 <Yilmaz> What do you think about "Red Cards" for people that want to come into the country if the government doesn't like them Rak? 
56:00 <ness> hi Yilmaz
56:00 <Rak> sounds great as long as we can also give them to people in the country for the same criteria
56:00 <Yilmaz> All packed or is that still a work in progress Ness? 
57:00 <ness> fuck them all, don't let anyone in.  they are all scumbags
57:00 <ness> still a work in progress
57:00 <Yilmaz> Rak: lol I've seen many people on twitter that view things the same way. I think Alan Jones has got a red card for most people. 
57:00 <Rak> yes, the irony seemed to have escaped abbott and jones
58:00 <Rak> you'd think abbott would have some idea though:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nmSHQknks8
58:00 <Yilmaz> I think we are only breeding a more fertile environment for radicalisation by blocking this discussion instead of allowing it to occur, and combating it directly with a sensible counter argument, led by moderate muslims. 
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott booed at NRL grand final (Oct 5, 2014) 0:29 - Category: Comedy - 213,113 views - likes (96.1%), dislikes (3.9%)
00:00 <Yilmaz> I read a comment on an ABC piece today that said Abbott and the LNP have 2 to 3 more terms in them.  Not sure what planet that person in from.
00:00 <Yilmaz> The labor government needs to find a voice in all of this though. I barely hear anything from Shorten. 
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Labor are useless.
00:00 <MysteriousShado> That's their issue.
00:00 <Rak> one that understands the short memory of the electorate, the effectiveness of "brown people" fear mongering, and the totality of the murdoch media
00:00 <Yilmaz> I agree right now. Albo should have been allowed to become leader.  
01:00 <MysteriousShado> They need to learn to be fiscally responsible too.
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Only then will they get majority support.
01:00 <Rak> yeh the fucking "small target" tactic being used by shorten is a disgrace
01:00 <Rak> HAHAHA
01:00 <Yilmaz> It's a shameful state of federal politics when you hear the voice of Jackai Lambie more than the leader of the opposition.
01:00 <Rak> the libs aren't even fiscally responsible
02:00 <Rak> and every eceonomist for half a century has said that governments should run in deficit for greatest result
02:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: You are aware that the Howard govt was the biggest spending govt since World War II? 
02:00 <Rak> it's about marketing
02:00 <Yilmaz> He just sold LOADS of stuff to counter the spending.
02:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm not saying they dont spend..
02:00 <Yilmaz> They spend more than Labor. 
02:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm saying Labor are less responisble
02:00 <Serenity> lol the liberal government doubled the debt labour put us in
02:00 <Serenity> in less time
02:00 <Yilmaz> So to argue that labor are poor economists based on spending, is silly.
03:00 <Yilmaz> As Serenity just pointed out. Hockey doubled our debt within 6 months of coming to power. 
03:00 <MysteriousShado> If you want to see irresponsibility
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Take those cash handouts during the GFC
04:00 <Yilmaz> The whole theory that the liberals are better fiscally, is only based in propaganda. The facts completely destroy it. 
04:00 <Yilmaz> How about we take the cash handouts to women to have babies? 
04:00 <Biff_Melb> the debt was $600 Billion when the Liberals came in....thats a lot of interest on a lot of debt
04:00 <Yilmaz> LOL it was not 600 billion. 
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, that's a personal responibility
04:00 <MysteriousShado> If you can't afford children
04:00 <Serenity> that was proposed debt in so many years
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Don't have them.
04:00 <Serenity> the debt was not that high
05:00 <Biff_Melb> yes it was Yilmaz 
05:00 <Rak> cash handouts are a very effective form of economic stimulation.  everyone aside from the rich goes out and spends it in to the economy almost immediately
05:00 <Yilmaz> It was 327 billion. 3rd lowest debt in the OECD. 
05:00 <Serenity> ^
05:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: If you are going to talk nonsense you will be ignored as a contributor in this discussion. 
05:00 <Biff_Melb> $1 billion a month in interest
05:00 <Biff_Melb> thank you Yilmaz ...please ignore
06:00 <Yilmaz> Rak: Exactly. People love to bang on about how dead people got cheques. Well ... unless there is a looming zombie apocalypse, none of those cheques got cashed. 
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Rak> and even if there is, they'll spend it on brains
06:00 <Yilmaz> Exactly. Locally sourced of course. 
06:00 <Rak> except from abbott supporters
07:00 <ness> what natio are you Yilmaz, u have an interesting name
07:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: I dislike Swan with a passion, but he wasn't showered with awards for his fiscal policy during the GFC for no reason. 
07:00 <Yilmaz> I am Australian. 
08:00 <ness> i see, why Yilmaz then
08:00 <MysteriousShado> This is his alter-ego
08:00 <Yilmaz> Heard it on a youtube video. Thought I would hijack it. 
08:00 <Biff_Melb> it was because there were no debts....certainly helps when a GFC arrives
08:00 <Romero> dominos pizza
09:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: We arrived at being a country with no debt by refusing to spend on infrastructure, by hoarding money to hand out as freebies prior to elections, and selling over 100 government owned assets to prop up the spending that was occuring, mostly in defence and to fund our involvement in two overseas countries. 
10:00 <Biff_Melb> no debts are a good thing Yilmaz 
10:00 <Yilmaz> You can regurgitate from the liberals little blue book all you like. 
10:00 <Yilmaz> No debt is a great thing for the average person.  For a country, it makes little to no difference depending on it's % of GDP. 
10:00 <Biff_Melb> shout me down Yilmaz ...slap me down...thats how its done isnt it ??
10:00 <Yilmaz> What was the % of debt vs GDP for AUstralia after the GFC Biff? 
11:00 <Biff_Melb> no debts are a good thing Yilmaz 
11:00 <Yilmaz> I am slapping you around with facts my friend.  Yes, that is how it happens. 
11:00 <Biff_Melb> slap me down
12:00 <Yilmaz> Germany, viewed as the economic powerhouse of Europe. We have a better debt<GDP ration than they do.  Well, did. 
12:00 <Yilmaz> I think we still do, but Hockeynomics since he got into power haven't made the balance any more positive. 
12:00 <Biff_Melb> $1 billion a month in interest payments is not a good thing Yilmaz 
13:00 <Yilmaz> If you have the money to pay for it, it is. 
13:00 <Yilmaz> If the country didn't have the money to pay for it, then it is bad. 
13:00 <Biff_Melb> it is bad yes
13:00 <Yilmaz> lol is this all you have? 
14:00 <Biff_Melb> come on Yilmaz  ...keep slapping
14:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: Tell me, since your lord and master has stated that freedoms and rights must be restricted in order to maintain safety, what ones are you prepared to give away? 
14:00 <Biff_Melb> its already been given away Yilmaz 
14:00 <Yilmaz> Also, tell me why all these budget changes and cuts are required when the Liberal govt will NOT return to budget to surplus any quicker than the Labor govt was going to, and with none of the cuts? 
15:00 <Serenity> people hear debt and go into a frenzy, its why the liberal government used it to gain votes
15:00 <Serenity> debt to the government doesnt mean what it means to a regular joe
15:00 <Biff_Melb> cos the senate is blocking the cuts Yilmaz 
15:00 <Yilmaz> No it hasn't already been given away. A few laws have been passed but many more are still before the senate. 
15:00 <Serenity> a surplus to the country means the government ISNT looking after the people that live there
15:00 <Biff_Melb> there is no surplus Serenity 
16:00 <Serenity> no there isnt
16:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: Even with all the cuts, the liberal govt would NOT return to surplus any faster than Labor. Labor was going to return to surplus at the SAME TIME, with NONE of the cuts the liberals tells us we HAVE to make. Explain.
16:00 <Serenity> im not saying there is
16:00 <Serenity> thats what people want though
16:00 <Serenity> and its bullshit
16:00 <Biff_Melb> ah yes it would have Yilmaz 
16:00 <MysteriousShado> Labors solution was extra taxes. I sure don't like the idea of paying more.
17:00 <Biff_Melb> Labor was returning to surplus in 2013...except it was $38 billion debt....oooooops.
18:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: You are working on old and out of date numbers. Get with the times. On current data. Labor and Liberals return to surplus at exactly the same time. One with massive social cuts, one with massive social spending. Explain why that is. 
18:00 <MysteriousShado> The carbon tax did nothing to combat climate change... Companies simply passed on the cost. The only ones who benefited from it were people on Centrelink payments.
18:00 <Serenity> my head hurts too much for this
18:00 <Yilmaz> Hockey, has DOUBLED the debt of the country since he became treasurer.  Explain why he would allow that when he has been banging on about a BUDGET CRISIS and our ECONOMIC EMERGENCY for many years.  Explain.
18:00 <Biff_Melb> interesting how you just keep on yabbering and yabbering Yilmaz 
19:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: People were actually better off under the carbon tax.  Noticed any drops to your electricity bill or groceries since it was repealed? 
19:00 <Serenity> there was no 'budget crisis' lol
19:00 <Serenity> it was all smoke and mirrors
19:00 <Yilmaz> There was actually a measurable reduction in carbon emissions in the short time the carbon tax was running.
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, no. However, I did notice an increase when it came in.
19:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, care to back that up with sources?
20:00 <Biff_Melb> the debt has not been doubled....plus they cant fix the debt if the senate keeps blocking everything.
20:00 <Yilmaz> You noticed the electricity companies riding a "crisis" to support their loss to solar panels and their spending on infrastructure. 
20:00 <Biff_Melb> make it up as you go Yilmaz ...as long as it sounds good.
20:00 <Serenity> hes not making it up
20:00 <Yilmaz> Biff, I want you to bend over and ram this right up your uninformed liberal bottom. 
21:00 <Yilmaz> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-06/has-the-government-doubled-the-budget-deficit/5423392
21:00 <Serenity> all the facts are there if you look for it
21:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: I will get you some sources right now. 
21:00 <Serenity> not just whats in the news papers
21:00 <Biff_Melb> there we go Yilmaz ...thats how you lot operate
21:00 <Yilmaz> Read the link biff.  It is a FACT that hockey has doubled the debt. 
22:00 <Biff_Melb> an ABC fact..... hey Yilmaz  ??
22:00 <Yilmaz> I understand being a liberal supporter that facts are scary as fuck because they often make you out to be stupid.
22:00 <Serenity> Yilmaz give up
22:00 <Biff_Melb> keep on slapping Yilmaz 
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Refreshing cordial.
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Much better.
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, still waiting on those sources mate.
23:00 <Yilmaz> I could keep slapping all night biff.  I would be slapping an empty shell of a human being that has given themselves over to propaganda and lost all common sense. 
23:00 <Biff_Melb> he will make them up in a minute MysteriousShado...give him time
23:00 <Yilmaz> MysteriousShado: Busy with this other egg roll.  Don't be a fuckwit too.
23:00 <Biff_Melb> ABC propaganda is the best hey Yilmaz  ??
23:00 <Biff_Melb> Slap and Shout down....thats all your good for Yilmaz 
24:00 <MysteriousShado> This is the problem with our current political setup.. ABC are Labors little propaganda spreaders and Murdouch are Liberals.
25:00 <Yilmaz> You know how much bias exists in the ABC? On measurable figures .... 0.6% towards Labor.  WOW WHAT A BIAS. 
25:00 <Yilmaz> I couldn't be fucked educating peanuts that are too blind to see. 
25:00 <Biff_Melb> and the beehive just keeps spreading the doctrine hey Yilmaz  ??
25:00 <Serenity> you cant have a bias with actual figures.
26:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: They counted up all the stories, measured how many were negative to each and how many were positive to each. Over the last two elections the results were the. 0.6 more positive to Labor. 
27:00 <Biff_Melb> 2 different universities in NSW did a study on the political allegiances of the ABC staff.....apparently Labor and Greens are represented by 90% of the staff...not going tobe bias there huh Yilmaz ??
27:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: Who would you use as an unbiased source of information from the media? 
28:00 <MysteriousShado> No such thing, Yilmaz. All media is bias one way or another.
28:00 <Saemon> hrrmmm what room did i just join?? let me check
28:00 <Saemon> ah yep, thats right, its #melbourne
28:00 <Yilmaz> So we can attack all of it in equal measure for being biased? 
28:00 <Saemon> not politicaldiscussion.
28:00 <Biff_Melb> Bias doesnt have to be measured by positive or negative Yilmaz ...it can be purposely leaving out one side of an argument to suit your sides argument....
28:00 <Saemon> go talk bout this crap om there.
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon, it's happening. Deal with it.
28:00 <Serenity> fuck off telling people what to talk about Saemon
29:00 <Serenity> its not #wwewrestling either but you insist on talking about the shit
29:00 <Saemon> i thought politics is not allowed in here though
29:00 <Saemon> my bad
29:00 <Serenity> of course its allowed
29:00 <Biff_Melb> you know...one side of the story Yilmaz 
29:00 <Serenity> dont be fucking stupid
29:00 <MysteriousShado> I love discussing politics.. When I'm not a zombie though heh
29:00 <Saemon> ok i was mistaken, my apologies, i retract all my earlier comments
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Brb.
30:00 <bee_girl> anyone watching the eclipse?
31:00 <Serenity> cloudy :(
31:00 <bee_girl> same :(
31:00 <Biff_Melb> trouble is letting the ones with the big mouths and the thug tactics getting away with it...hey Yilmaz 
31:00 <Yilmaz> How about the SMH?  You can't be anti that ... it's got your good pal writing columns in it. http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/hey-big-spender-howard-the-king-of-the-loose-purse-strings-20130110-2cj32.html
32:00 <Biff_Melb> the beehive...yes i understand Yilmaz ...spread their/your wisdom.
32:00 <Yilmaz> Are we going to decide that is biased too even though it was reviewed internationally? 
32:00 <bee_girl> Serenity http://live.slooh.com/stadium/live/slooh-covers-the-total-lunar-eclipse-of-october-2014-as-it-slides-across-the-pacific-ocean
32:00 <Serenity> ohh coool
33:00 <Digerati> http://live.slooh.com/stadium/live/slooh-covers-the-total-lunar-eclipse-of-october-2014-as-it-slides-across-the-pacific-ocean
33:00 <Digerati> live feed
33:00 <Digerati> from our UNI
33:00 <Serenity> .
33:00 <Digerati> eclipse
33:00 <Serenity> she literally just posted that
33:00 <Serenity> why do you do that
33:00 <Yilmaz> Biff ... you've bought nothing to the argument.  You can't justify Hockey doubling the debt. You can't justify the massive cuts in the budget despite there being no quicker return to surplus.  Until you come up with something there, you are ignored. 
34:00 <Biff_Melb> yep youre right Yilmaz ...you will always be right....even when youre wrong, you will be right.
34:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: He is old. It is how he attempts to be relevant.  B1 does the same thing. 
34:00 <Yilmaz> Biff_Melb: I rest my case. 
35:00 <Biff_Melb> its the midset Yilmaz 
35:00 <Biff_Melb> keep on slapping down the crowd until they shut up.
36:00 <Serenity> you're just being a proper twat at the moment Biff_Melb
36:00 <Serenity> not doing your argument any justice
36:00 <Biff_Melb> who cares Serenity 
37:00 <Serenity> .
37:00 <MysteriousShado> .
37:00 <Yilmaz> Clouds covering the moon here. 
37:00 <MysteriousShado> Same
37:00 <Yilmaz> work internet not good for streaming.
40:00 <mrdanger> woah man
40:00 <Yilmaz> Just took it off too.
40:00 <mrdanger> calm yourself 
41:00 <Yilmaz> I am glad I didn't get you to do my previous uni assessment mrdanger. 
41:00 <Yilmaz> Despite my lack of confidence, HD BABEH.
42:00 <mrdanger> I would have got a HD anyway
42:00 <mrdanger> so ner
42:00 <Yilmaz> Well now I know I don't need you.
42:00 <mrdanger> was that the gender internet something
42:00 <mrdanger> the one where you had to pick two things?
42:00 <Yilmaz> No. 
43:00 <mrdanger> oh that was fauxs thing
43:00 <Yilmaz> That uni sucked hairy balls to I swapped.
43:00 <mrdanger> foxes
43:00 <mrdanger> fauxes or foxes
43:00 <Yilmaz> so*
43:00 <mrdanger> what uni was it?
43:00 <mrdanger> and where did you swap to?
43:00 <Yilmaz> Swinburne. 
43:00 <mrdanger> it was swinburne?
43:00 <Yilmaz> I moved to Murdoch. 
44:00 <mrdanger> my brain is pretty dead
44:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah. Talking with Serenity I noticed a massive gap in how they present their online courses. 
44:00 <mrdanger> theyve only just started swinburne online last year or something
44:00 <Yilmaz> She was getting great material ... I was getting barely anything. 
44:00 <mrdanger> their actual uni is pretty shit as well
44:00 <mrdanger> I go to swinburne
44:00 <Serenity> he wasnt getting lectures or anything
45:00 <mrdanger> wtf?
45:00 <Saemon> i go to Harward
45:00 <Serenity> no you dont Saemon
45:00 <mrdanger> how do they not put online lectures?
45:00 <Serenity> no idea
45:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah just getting told to read 60-80 pages a week. No lectures. 
45:00 <Serenity> but i was getting new ones every week
45:00 <Serenity> and he was getting none
45:00 <Saemon> how would u know if i did or did not?
45:00 <Yilmaz> Even though we were doing the same unit. 
45:00 <Serenity> because you're a fucking bullshit artist Saemon
45:00 <Serenity> and you dont
45:00 <Saemon> touche
46:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: If you had gone to Harvard, you would have a job. Since you do not .... 
46:00 <Saemon> i studied bachelor of music
46:00 <Serenity> no
46:00 <Yilmaz> Is there such a thing? 
46:00 <Yilmaz> Bachelor of Arts/Music? 
46:00 <Saemon> yep
47:00 <Yilmaz> You are so full of shit it comes out of my USB ports at times.
47:00 <Serenity> he lies so much its ridiculous
47:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon, I want you to meet Biff_Melb.  You will both be life long friends. 
48:00 <mrdanger> that is pretty nuts, not getting lectures online
48:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon hasnt studied antything
48:00 <mrdanger> I probably wouldn't care because I don't go to or listen to the lectures
48:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon is so dumb
48:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: Yeah I questioned them and got the response "That's just how it is" so I withdrew and moved unis.  
48:00 <ShadowLurker> he tried to wake a sleeping bag
48:00 <Serenity> i liked watching my lectures cause i liked listening to the lecturer talk
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Yilmaz> I liked that lecturer. We were watching old material of his on youtube to help make sense of the reading. 
49:00 <mrdanger> I have been to 4 lectures this semester, it's week 9 and im doing 3 units
49:00 <mrdanger> one unit i havent even showed up once
49:00 <mrdanger> so far I've got HDs for everything though 
49:00 <Serenity> he was great Yilmaz
49:00 <mrdanger> it just means when exam time comes I actually have to read shit
49:00 <Serenity> hes married but i swear hes gay
49:00 <Yilmaz> lol I am so bad, I thought that too.
52:00 <Yilmaz> I am a little behind in my reflective writing at the moment. I need to stop thinking it is a complete waste of time since I actually have an assessment due on it in November. 
53:00 <Saemon> omg whose seen gone girl?
54:00 <mrdanger> nobody
55:00 <mrdanger> im watching timothy
56:00 <Yilmaz> I am watching for terrorists. 
15:00 <Yilmaz> It's very quiet this evening. I am happy that the channel isn't flooding with nonsense, but it is too quiet. 
16:00 <Yilmaz> Have we become so used to the stupidity that we don't know how to chat without it? 
16:00 <Saemon> well thats what happens when all the interesting characters and personalities are banned
17:00 <Saemon> now all thats left are people who are always walking on eggshells
17:00 <Saemon> all yes men and women
17:00 <Saemon> too afraid to say something that goes agaisnt the grain, to be an individual
17:00 <Yilmaz> Are you intentionally adding stupidity or is that you making a point? 
18:00 <Rak> i doubt it's intentional
18:00 <Saemon> making a point
18:00 <Yilmaz> *nods*
18:00 <Saemon> i, at least, am still the one who dares to speak my mind, tell things how they really is, the voice of the voiceless
18:00 <Yilmaz> The only people that need to be walking on egg shells are people that add stupidity and nonsense to the channel. I can understand why you are on egg shells. 
19:00 <Yilmaz> You are an idiot. 
19:00 <Saemon> oh i dont walk as if im walking on eggshells in here mate
19:00 <Saemon> i fucken STOMP around this place like a T-fucken-Rex
19:00 <Yilmaz> So you consider people like shads, beagle, Pieter etc to be "interesting people"?  
20:00 <Yilmaz> I suggest you leave here and join #cats so you can again be with all the interesting people. 
20:00 <Saemon> well, they were/are certainly more intresting and entertaining to watch then you, Yilmaz
20:00 <Serenity> oh speaking of kunny threatened to rape and murder my kids this morning
20:00 <Serenity> (y)
20:00 <Saemon> you're like ned flanders mixed with principal skinner Yilmaz
20:00 <Yilmaz> Quality human being he is. 
21:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: Explain that. 
21:00 <Saemon> and like you've just said yourself Yilmaz, its way to quiet and boring in here now
21:00 <Yilmaz> I never said it was boring. 
21:00 <Yilmaz> You just said that. 
21:00 <Saemon> explain what? that you're like ned flanders mixed with principal skinner?
21:00 <Yilmaz> Yes. Explain your view of my personality. 
21:00 <Saemon> well, you're boring, lame, old, too mature, too sensible, too polite
21:00 <Saemon> let loose man
22:00 <Saemon> chill out put your foot up
22:00 <Serenity> Yilmaz
22:00 <Yilmaz> I don't think I have ever been called "too polite" on irc, ever. 
22:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/b2qKoWK
22:00 <Saemon> its 2014 not 1756 no need to behave like you're an aristocrat at Royal Court
23:00 <Yilmaz> wow. Surely the opers can zline him forever now Serenity?
23:00 <Serenity> not forever but he has a week long zline
24:00 <Serenity> some of the oppers thought it was funny though
24:00 <Serenity> so.. you see what we have to deal with
24:00 <Yilmaz> ........
25:00 <Yilmaz> Those people should not be opers. 
25:00 <Saemon> preachin to the choir mate
25:00 <Saemon> ALOT of ppl shouldnt be opers.
25:00 <Serenity> oppers not ops
25:00 <Serenity> you flog bag
25:00 <Yilmaz> I never realised quite how much down hill the server has gone until you said that. 
26:00 <Serenity> i didnt either really Yilmaz
26:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: You should be thankful every single day that I do not have access in this channel.  Consider it a blessing.
26:00 <Saemon> oh the nerve....
26:00 <Saemon> mate ive been comin on here since like, 2012
27:00 <Yilmaz> Is that all? 
27:00 <Serenity> lol.
27:00 <Saemon> ive only just seen your nick arounf like 
27:00 <Saemon> last 4 days?
27:00 <Yilmaz> Oh what street cred you got bro. 
27:00 <Serenity> oh here we go
27:00 <Saemon> who are u anyway
27:00 <matrix> Yilmaz has been around for years
27:00 <Serenity> hes gonna do what hes does to ShadowLurker
27:00 <Saemon> what was your old nick
27:00 <Serenity> pretending he doesnt know who you are
27:00 <Saemon> ahh
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Saemon> skezza
27:00 <Saemon> its you lol
27:00 <matrix> Lol
27:00 <Saemon> all good then bro lol
27:00 <Saemon> i didnt know ahaha
27:00 <Skirmish> You fuckhead. 
28:00 <Saemon> ^_^
28:00 <Serenity> skim i think i need a large caramel sundae
28:00 <Serenity> skirm
28:00 <Yilmaz> SHUT.UP
28:00 <Yilmaz> I am at work tonight. 
28:00 <Serenity> i wonder if they would od
28:00 <Serenity> do
28:00 <Serenity> chocolate on the bottom
28:00 <Yilmaz> I have Sambal rice for dinner and had Pad Thai before I came to work so no issues with being hungry tonight. 
28:00 <Serenity> caramel on the top
28:00 <matrix> Oh serenity
28:00 <Yilmaz> I am sure they would. 
29:00 <matrix> I was just thinking that myself lol
29:00 <Serenity> strawberry on the bottom
29:00 <matrix> I think they would
29:00 <Serenity> chocolate on top
29:00 <Serenity> omg
29:00 <Fez> I want a dollarmites account again
29:00 <matrix> Though I would do the caramel on bottom
30:00 <Serenity> going to a brewery on saturday
30:00 <Serenity> Chocolate Beer	5.0%	English style brown ale with savoury chocolate aroma and taste.
30:00 <Serenity> gonna smash that
30:00 <Fez> Prolly taste like crap
30:00 <Serenity> it doesnt
30:00 <Serenity> it tastes delicious
30:00 <matrix> Ok beer and chocolate is going too far
31:00 <matrix> For me anyway
31:00 <Serenity> its not chocolate like drinking chocolate
31:00 <Yilmaz> "Roving 4 to Base ... we've been advised that a person is missing in area 4. Advise."  
31:00 <Serenity> its brewed with it
31:00 <Fez> Ill beleive you this time
31:00 <Yilmaz> "Base to Roving 4 .... look for them." 
31:00 <Yilmaz> I hate having these basic conversations.
31:00 <Serenity> Twisted Lemon Larger	6.4%	Australian dry pale ale, made with lemon and honey. A crisp refreshing finish.
31:00 <Serenity> this is delicious too
31:00 <matrix> Still they use to make chocolate with a meat byproduct added
31:00 <matrix> To make savory chocolate
31:00 <Fez> Larger?
32:00 <matrix> It was advertised as a health food
32:00 <Serenity> its not what you expect of 'chocolate beer'
32:00 <Serenity> they warn you of that before you buy it
32:00 <Serenity> if you dont like stouts you wont like it
33:00 <matrix> I believe you
33:00 <Yilmaz> Is there ever a question of believing what Serenity says? Is that why you have to tell her that you believe her now, because more often than not you don't believe her? 
34:00 <matrix> Yilmaz do you have to say shit just for sake of it every night.  Your voice is annoying
35:00 <Yilmaz> My voice is seductive. You've never heard it though. Stop whining and answer the question. 
35:00 <matrix> Meh you're annoying me tonight
35:00 <matrix> Good night
36:00 <Jesus> Old man river. A bit sensitive this evening.
37:00 <Serenity> http://www.bushshackbrewery.com.au/brews.htm
37:00 <Yilmaz> Is this part of your anniversary celebrations? 
37:00 <Serenity> indeedy
38:00 <Yilmaz> Scream'n Cream'n 	4.5% 	Creamy alcoholic soda with raspberry and vanilla flavours.
38:00 <Yilmaz> I'd give that a go.
38:00 <Serenity> that is so freaking delicious
38:00 <Serenity> serious
40:00 <Fez> That one sounds ok
41:00 <Yilmaz> All the clouds have cleared.  Lovely view on the moon now.
41:00 <Yilmaz> Nearly at full sclipse.
41:00 <Yilmaz> eclipse
43:00 <Yilmaz> Going to the brewery with a group or just you and Mr Franklin? 
44:00 <Serenity> just us
44:00 <Serenity> last year we stayed at a lodge which is about a 50 metre walk from that brewery
44:00 <Serenity> it was so good lol
44:00 <Yilmaz> day trip or do they have accommodation there? 
44:00 <Yilmaz> Ah answered my question already.
44:00 <Serenity> going for the weekend, this year we're staying in a holiday house thts owned by a guy adam works with
45:00 <Picard> Ellon
45:00 <Yilmaz> The mrs and I are saving all of our holidays now for the wedding. 
45:00 <Picard> Fucken
45:00 <Picard> Hello
45:00 <Yilmaz> At best we're only going to get a weekend in Old Bar at the grandparents house. 
45:00 <Serenity> we didnt really have a proper honeymoon
46:00 <Picard> Y not?
46:00 <mrdanger> shut up picard
46:00 <Picard> The baby was due?
46:00 <Serenity> because we have children and jobs
46:00 <Serenity> baby? wot
46:00 <Picard> When did u get married?
46:00 <Serenity> 2 years ago..
46:00 <Picard> Oh ok
47:00 <Picard> Mrdanger bite me 
47:00 <Yilmaz> Rabbits are making a come back around here. 
47:00 <mrdanger> no thanks bro, on a diet
48:00 <Yilmaz> lol mrdanger he is way too high in sat fats to consider biting. 
48:00 <Yilmaz> We haven't even considered our honeymoon. 
49:00 <Yilmaz> Probably just be a few days or a week up in the same area we're getting married in relaxing. 
49:00 <Serenity> i consider our holiday last year our honeymoon even though it was only a few days it was lovely
49:00 <mrdanger> I've been with my gf for a year and we've spent 3 weeks on beaches in malaysia so far
49:00 <Yilmaz> There is this one place she has bookmarked that has hot spas on the front patio of these lodges.  I wouldn't mind that. 
49:00 <Picard> We did the Gold Coast for 2 weeks 
50:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: You're setting quite a standard early in the relationship.  You have to keep that up now otherwise she will get bored. 
51:00 <mrdanger> I just like Malaysia hah
51:00 <Picard> mrdanger overseas travel is cheaper then here so why not 
51:00 <mrdanger> yeah exactly, its cheaper than going to qld for a week
52:00 <mrdanger> so go to malaysia for a week, or thailand or wherever it is you want to go
52:00 <Serenity> cheaper and faster for us to go to bali than it is to melb or something
52:00 <Picard> Yeah,and the people are so much nicer 
52:00 <Serenity> not that id go to bali
52:00 <Serenity> but still
52:00 <mrdanger> I want to go to bali
52:00 <mrdanger> not like bogan paradise bali, but bali bali
52:00 <Yilmaz> bali sucks donkey dingleberrys. 
52:00 <Picard> I want o go to Bali,wife doesn't 
53:00 <Yilmaz> I bet she plants drugs on you. 
53:00 <Yilmaz> Coffee tiem. 
53:00 <Picard> This cunt loses  more brain cells each days 
56:00 <mrdanger> I could use some marijuanas
56:00 <Picard> Where in malaysia did u go?
56:00 <mrdanger> we went to KL/Langkawi a few weeks ago
57:00 <Picard> What's langkawi like?
57:00 <mrdanger> langkawi is pretty good, I spent a week there for my 25th
57:00 <Yilmaz> He asks because he doesn't know what KL stands for.
57:00 <mrdanger> duty free island, bottle of absolut is like 9 dollars
57:00 <Picard> I wanst a big fan of kl
57:00 <mrdanger> lol
57:00 <Picard> That's alright
57:00 <mrdanger> stayed at meritus, id recommend it for beach/chill out holidays
58:00 <Picard> If u like vodka
58:00 <Picard> Anything for kids to do?
58:00 <Yilmaz> Avoid you?
59:00 <mrdanger> at the resort they have like a kids pool with pretty kick ass water playground
59:00 <mrdanger> theres a playground and shit just near the beach for kids as well
59:00 <Picard> Teenagers I should of said 
59:00 <mrdanger> ah yeah all the water sports stuff
59:00 <Picard> Ok
59:00 <mrdanger> the banana boats/jetski type stuff
00:00 <mrdanger> good beaches, lots of day activities like going out island hopping
00:00 <Digerati> i once took my kids to a playground, fell asleep on the bench, and next thing you know, i got cops around me
00:00 <Yilmaz> Picard ... why did you leave baby Gammy behind? 
00:00 <Picard> We are going back to phuket next year, not sure if we will spend a few days in Singapore or Malaysia on the way home  
00:00 <mrdanger> I spent a week there for my 25th when I was studying in Malaysia, it was awesome
00:00 <Digerati> i mean ffs
00:00 <Yilmaz> Why did you ask for him to be dumped at a temple? 
00:00 <mrdanger> picard: well Langkawi is up near the thai border
00:00 <Picard> Yeah
00:00 <Digerati> cant even have a cat nap
00:00 <mrdanger> penang is good for the cultural/food shit
01:00 <mrdanger> I've spent some time there
01:00 <Digerati> i fall asleep like a old man
01:00 <mrdanger> redang island i wouldnt recommend coz its all muslim and boring
01:00 <mrdanger> kuching in borneo is nice if you wanna do the orangutangs and shit
01:00 <mrdanger> kota kinabalu is pretty good as well
01:00 <Picard> I really want to do singapore 
01:00 <mrdanger> singapore I have never been to, because its like dollar for dollar with australia
01:00 <mrdanger> lol
02:00 <Picard> Yeah isn expensive 
02:00 <Picard> Its*
02:00 <Picard> U been to Vietnam?
03:00 <Yilmaz> Picard got exposed to Agent Orange there. It's why he acts like a loose cannon sometimes. Having flashbacks.
03:00 <Picard> Will you shut the fuck up moron 
05:00 <Yilmaz> It's just a fan Picard! Calm down! It's just a fan! 
06:00 <mrdanger> and why the channel 7 chopper, chills me to my feet
06:00 <Picard> Good song 
06:00 <mrdanger> yeah its a classic
07:00 <Picard> Anyways it's bed time for me. Night
07:00 <mrdanger> goodnight
07:00 <mrdanger> im going to go pretend im smoking weed
07:00 <mrdanger> because i have no weed
09:00 <Fez> Tabacco cones.
09:00 <mrdanger> or I might go full dregs
10:00 <mrdanger> but that would involve effort
13:00 <Yilmaz> I overheard someone saying how they smoke pot with their e-cigarette or whatever today at the shops.  Actually thought he was high class for it too. 
14:00 <mrdanger> lol
14:00 <mrdanger> how do you smoke pot with an e cigarette?
14:00 <mrdanger> i dont even know how e cigarettes work
14:00 <mrdanger> once i heard that one exploded and fucked up a dudes face/throat like a mini rocket i never bothered investigating them
15:00 <mrdanger> which I guess is kind of funny, because I'm killing myself by smoking anyway
15:00 <Rak> i didn't think they'd generate enough heat to vape thc
16:00 <Yilmaz> I need to learn how to make lists or feeds to funnel content from twitter instead of sifting through shit.
16:00 <partay> mrdanger hows the teen scene ?
16:00 <Yilmaz> Rak: No idea. I haven't smoked weed for 18 years. 
17:00 <mrdanger> partay: I still don't know
18:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: you say that like its a good thing
18:00 <partay> mrdanger go find out and tell me 
18:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: It is. 
18:00 <partay> yah ive hung my bong up 
18:00 <mrdanger> partay: there are no teens left in the world
18:00 <Yilmaz> All weed does to me is make me forget massive amounts of time.  It's of no use at all in any way. 
19:00 <mrdanger> I have stopped and started a fair few times in the last few years
19:00 <Yilmaz> The very last time I got wasted I ate 8 choc eclaires, and slept all day. 
19:00 <doctor> sounds like fun
19:00 <Yilmaz> I made the stupid mistake of driving whilst wasted once. The experience was terrifying. 
20:00 <Yilmaz> The speedo said 40km/h but my brain and eyes said I had broken the speed of light. 
20:00 <doctor> I used to like the drive, but paranoia eventually settled in
21:00 <doctor> can't enjoy the stuff at all
22:00 <Yilmaz> I understand why people say "Hey just legalise it" and to a point I see no harm in it ... but there are so many negative results from using it that it is silly to ignore those.  
22:00 <Serenity> I am happy to admit I will be enjoying a nice big fat joint sometime this weekend
22:00 <Yilmaz> You would have to tax the ass out of pot if you legalised it in order to support the mental health and hospital infrastructure required to treat the side effects. 
24:00 <Yilmaz> That would make the cost too high for most, resulting in the backyard dealers remaining and continuing to profit from selling it. No win situation for the govt. 
24:00 <Serenity> there wont be a sudden surge of people suddenly using weed
24:00 <mrdanger> there arent many negatives to smoking pot
24:00 <Serenity> its been proven over and over again that doesnt happen
24:00 <Yilmaz> In saying all of that though ... I am 100% supportive of research into the medicinal use of pot. 
24:00 <partay> i bet picards fav show is now 7th heaven
24:00 <mrdanger> in all countries where drugs are legalised usage drops because support services grwo
25:00 <Yilmaz> I never said there would be a surge of people smoking weed Serenity.  
25:00 <Serenity> so why would the need for treating side effects be any different to what it is now
25:00 <Yilmaz> Because it would become more prolific in it's use. 
26:00 <Serenity> but it doesnt
26:00 <mrdanger> the link between marijuana and psychosis is tentative at best
26:00 <Yilmaz> Yourself for instance. If it was legal ... would you have it more often?
26:00 <Serenity> thats a falacy
26:00 <mrdanger> its a bit of a chicken and egg situation
26:00 <Serenity> no i wouldnt
26:00 <Serenity> because whether or not its legal means nothing to me
26:00 <mrdanger> the only thing legalisation would do for me and people i know that smoke is reduce the need to associate with criminals
26:00 <Yilmaz> In most cases I think you would find that use increases by existing users who now have more access to it. 
26:00 <Serenity> but it doesnt increase
26:00 <mrdanger> but people who already have access to it moderate their own use as it is
26:00 <Serenity> in countries where its been made legal usage hasnt gone up
26:00 <Serenity> its gone down
27:00 <mrdanger> if they smoke a lot, they smoke a lot
27:00 <mrdanger> that wont increase
27:00 <mrdanger> if they dont smoke all the time, they wont suddenly want to
27:00 <mrdanger> you still cant drive when you're stoned or anything
27:00 <Serenity> exactly
27:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke it all the time because i dont want to end up like chris not because its illegal
27:00 <Yilmaz> I am on the fence with that one. I understand what has happened in other countries, but that doesn't mean it will mirror things if it was legalised here. 
27:00 <mrdanger> who is chris? 
28:00 <Yilmaz> lol Serenity
28:00 <Serenity> not sure if you remember synonyms from here but hes a lost case
28:00 <Serenity> pretty much brain dead
28:00 <mrdanger> I smoked it every day for over 10 years and I'm about as sane as they come
28:00 <Serenity> i smoked every day in high school
28:00 <Serenity> now its every few months because i do enjoy it
28:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: Just because you are a poster case of how weed use is safe and causes no issues doesn't mean that is how it is across the board. 
29:00 <Serenity> its like alcohol opf course there are risks
29:00 <Yilmaz> Sorry, but I hate that argument.  "I've smoked since I was old enough to inhale and I am fine!" 
29:00 <Serenity> there are risks with any drug
29:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: its a perfectly valid argument, especially when you take in to account what i said about the link betwene marijuana and psychosis being tentative at best
29:00 <mrdanger> instead of just picking up on sentences you feel you can attack
29:00 <Yilmaz> I am not attacking you, just saying that for me, that argument holds no water.
29:00 <Serenity> i dont support the abuse of any susbstance
30:00 <Serenity> but i think we should have the right to chose if we want a bong or a bottle of beer
30:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: I am coming around on the matter. 2 years ago I would have said a flat out no. 
30:00 <mrdanger> banning alcohol would make more sense than banning pot
30:00 <Serenity> and i 100% think it should be legal for medicinal uses
30:00 <Yilmaz> Now ... I think if the industry can be regulated like tobacco and alcohol, then I would be inclined to agree. 
31:00 <Serenity> considering they dispense drugs like oxys like tic tacs and that is pretty much legal herion
31:00 <Serenity> heroin
31:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: well, you have examples of that in America now, as well as the other countries that have had more leniant policies for years
31:00 <Yilmaz> I agree when it comes to medicinal use 
31:00 <mrdanger> but colorado is a good example
31:00 <mrdanger> making lots of money in tax, heavily regulated
31:00 <Serenity> my friends whole life is controlled by 'legal drugs' atm after an accident she had
31:00 <Serenity> but no one bats an eyelid
32:00 <Yilmaz> My primary stance on any drug, not only pot, is how does it impact it's users in so far as how they interact with society.  Is that impact negative? If so, then we need to weigh up the pros and cons.  I concede that the negative impact from pot is minimal, but it exists. 
33:00 <Yilmaz> Alcohol consumption can be measured, I don't think there exists a way to measure how much pot people have had.  It's a yes/no result. 
33:00 <Yilmaz> At least from a saliva sample it is. 
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know an awful lot about it but i know new zealand has a lot of drugs legalised and its going really well
34:00 <Serenity> party drugs not just pot
34:00 <mrdanger> http://www.mintpressnews.com/six-months-marijuana-legalization-treated-colorado/193172/
34:00 <Yilmaz> I think it comes to education as well.  In Australia we are moving down a road where we expect the schools to pick up and educate where parents should have more input. 
35:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: yeah but its a yes/no question, do you have pot in your system? yes, shouldnt be driving.. that said, I smoke every day at times so I would always have marijuana in my system and probably shouldnt have my license taken away for driving 12 hours after I smoked
35:00 <mrdanger> but eh
35:00 <Yilmaz> I was only talking to Kayla the other week about when Ethan is 16, providing him with an opportunity to experience pot so that in a peer situation he knows what it does, he knows how his body reacts to it and hopefully he can make educated choices about what he will do. 
36:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: but if your primary question relates to societal concern of antisocial behaviours, you must be pro alcohol prohibition?
36:00 <Yilmaz> Pause the conversation ... need to do work related stuff, be back in 10.
36:00 <mrdanger> drunk people are huge dicks, dangers to themselves and others
36:00 <mrdanger> stoned people, not so much
37:00 <Yilmaz> Short answer until I get back ... the culture around drinking I believe is as bad as drinking itself.  Alcohol doesn't make people violent.  It amplifies the actions of a person who is already violent in nature. 
37:00 <Yilmaz> brb
37:00 <doctor> i'm a decent drunk
37:00 <mrdanger> thats not true at all, I think everybody has had experiences where they did things that are completely unlike htem when drunk
38:00 <mrdanger> the idea that its hidden desires coming to the surface I find pretty absurd
38:00 <mrdanger> I don't secretly want to get in a fight with my best friend and drunkenly try to punch him
39:00 <mrdanger> I'm pretty anti-violence but alcohol can get me riled up in the right *or wrong* circumstances
40:00 <Digerati> doctor, you ever tried Seroquel ?
40:00 <doctor> yeah it's horrible stuff
40:00 <Digerati> yeah
40:00 <Digerati> i was given that without asking
40:00 <Digerati> and also oxycodyne
40:00 <Digerati> i dont like the effect
41:00 <Serenity> oxycodone
41:00 <doctor> just ditch it, doesn't help at all
41:00 <Digerati> y seren
41:00 <Serenity> which i mentioned earlier they are willing to dispence like lollies. when its basically legal heroin
41:00 <Digerati> doc, the oxy is for the back operation
41:00 <Digerati> and the sero is to sleep
42:00 <Digerati> the effect is bad but
42:00 <Digerati> i end up so high, i can't sleep
42:00 <Digerati> its fucked up
42:00 <Digerati> maybe its because of the combo ?
42:00 <Serenity> dude theres no such thing as oxycodyne is oxycontin or oxycodone
42:00 <Digerati> i spelt it wrong
42:00 <Digerati> you got it right
42:00 <Digerati> thnx
42:00 <Fez> Lol
43:00 <partay> Digerati shush now 
43:00 <partay> hey fez 
43:00 <Fez> Partay
43:00 <Digerati> doc, i can get off the sero at least right ?
43:00 <doctor> yeah of course
43:00 <doctor> just stop taking it
44:00 <partay> Digerati you seem more like a benzo addict 
44:00 <Digerati> benzos are harder to get off from abusing it, than getting of heroin
44:00 <doctor> you don't need it to sleep. you've got nothing to get up early for, just sleep when you want
45:00 <Digerati> oh bs
45:00 <Digerati> i got nothing to get up for
45:00 <Digerati> that's a load of crap
45:00 <doctor> like what?
45:00 <Digerati> i get up to enjoy life
45:00 <Digerati> dickweed
45:00 <Digerati> i love life and sport and fishing
46:00 <doctor> why do you need to get up early to enjoy life? get up at 2pm and enjoy life
46:00 <Fez> Get up to get more drugs
46:00 <Digerati> that's something to get up for
46:00 <Serenity> im a chocolate addict
46:00 <doctor> never said anything about you not enjoying life, you dolt
46:00 <Digerati> exactly fez
46:00 <Digerati> i agree with fez for once
46:00 <Digerati> "nothing" to get up for
46:00 <Digerati> wtg
46:00 <Digerati> wtf
46:00 <Yilmaz> Drinking, as I said. I see alcohol as an amplifier. It reduces inhibitions, removes a sense of accountability, but when it comes to violence, I think that people need to be violent in nature and alcohol doesn't cause one to become violent. 
46:00 <Serenity> i think he meant like a job. not nothing in life
46:00 <Serenity> calm down
46:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <Fez> I have to get up for my morning piss :P
47:00 <Digerati> your making it sound as if i am nothing, or worth nothing
47:00 <partay> speaking of nothing in life.. hi PandasDontDrive
47:00 <doctor> nothing to get up early for. read what i say before jumping to conclusions
47:00 <Digerati> ok doctor, you win
47:00 <Digerati> i lose
47:00 <Digerati> move on
47:00 <Serenity> ...
47:00 <Digerati> sorry
47:00 <Digerati> peace...
47:00 <doctor> right...
47:00 <Digerati> wrong...
48:00 <Digerati> left ?
48:00 <Serenity> east
48:00 <Digerati> east
48:00 <Digerati> and more east
48:00 <Yilmaz> *sigh* this was a good conversation until Digerati joined in.
48:00 <Serenity> yuh
48:00 <Digerati> let's go around in circles
48:00 <Serenity> i have strawberries and cream lindt balls Yilmaz
48:00 <Digerati> bbl
48:00 <doctor> yeah i agree with you yilmaz
48:00 <Digerati> luv, peace
49:00 <Digerati> i only asked for advice
49:00 <mrdanger> yilmaz: As I said, I'm not violent in nature but of the thousands of times i've been drunk a handful of violent events have taken place
49:00 <Digerati> not war
49:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: You can have those. I am not much of a chocolate fan. 
49:00 <doctor> but can also be said for dope and mental illness
49:00 <Serenity> :O
49:00 <Serenity> i wonder sometimes if people just use alcohol as an excuse to act like dicks
50:00 <mrdanger> clearly you dont drink enough
50:00 <Digerati> prolly serenity
50:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: I wouldn't say you are the "norm" when it comes to that though. I have never wanted to be violent when drinking. Even if someone picked me for a fight.  Working as a bouncer too, if you pay attention, you can pick the people before they get drunk that will cause issues. 
50:00 <Digerati> no drug i ever took i took for fun, or recreational/amusement
51:00 <mrdanger> as a patron, may I say that all bouncers are dicks
51:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: I think that is another culture issue in Australia. The sense that if you do something stupid whilst drunk, it's then dismissed like "It's ok, I was drunk" as if it's a free pass.
51:00 <mrdanger> but on a serious note I think it happens to everyone from time to time
51:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: You may lol. 
51:00 <Serenity> its never an excuse for me
51:00 <mrdanger> it should be
51:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: I think for people with common sense and self respect it's never an excuse. 
51:00 <mrdanger> im guessing neither of you are really part of the drinking culture
51:00 <Maurice> i not drunk i sad
51:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <Serenity> at me not part of the drinking culture
52:00 <Serenity> thats cute
52:00 <mrdanger> well you're silly enough to suggest people are at fault for their actions when blind drunk
52:00 <mrdanger> it's not true
52:00 <Serenity> i just dont agree
52:00 <Serenity> im sorry
52:00 <mrdanger> so I just assume even if you and your mates sink a few tinnys
52:00 <mrdanger> you're not downing a litre of scotch 
52:00 <Serenity> rofl..
52:00 <Serenity> dude
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
52:00 <Serenity> omg
52:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: No. I don't drink to be cool. I don't brag about how much I drank like a badge of honour, and I don't participate in stupid activities whilst drunk and then excuse my behaviour as being drunk, so therefore it's ok. 
53:00 <mrdanger> Yilmaz: I also don't do any of those things but I do appreciate the condescention
53:00 <Serenity> ive drunk so much ive had alcohol poisoning. im not just a 2 glasses of wine and im 'drunk' girl
53:00 <Serenity> i drink a lot when i drink
53:00 <Yilmaz> I think that in a wider general sense, Australia has a problem with people under 35 not wanting to accept consequences for their actions. 
53:00 <Serenity> its not a valid excuse for me
53:00 <doctor> downing a litre of scotch is an unwise move
53:00 <mrdanger> I made a spelling mistake
53:00 <mrdanger> where is faux when you need her
53:00 <simba> 420
53:00 <mrdanger> doctor: I do it pretty regularly, it is usually fun for about 700ml
53:00 <Yilmaz> mrdanger: I wasn't talking down to you, that is just the "drinking culture" as I see it from my personal and professional experience. 
54:00 <Serenity> i can drink a litre of something to myself quite easily if we're having that pissing contest but i fail to see how its valid
54:00 <mrdanger> I've been in a fight or two because drunk friends want to drive
54:00 <mrdanger> so that would be considered alcohol fueled violence
54:00 <mrdanger> but it is in an effort to avoid alcohol fueled fatalities
54:00 <Yilmaz> Did one of you end up in hospital? 
55:00 <Yilmaz> If not, it's alcohol fuelled pussy slapping.
55:00 <mrdanger> lol
55:00 <mrdanger> I don't think violence has to result in hospitalisation
55:00 <Yilmaz> Not always, no. 
55:00 <Serenity> alcohol fueled crying pisses me off more than anything
55:00 <Yilmaz> lol 
55:00 <Serenity> hence why i dont hang around drunk women ugh
56:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: I just think you're kidding yourself if you think people should be held accountable for pissing in a potplant when they're drunk
56:00 <mrdanger> rape, assault, drink driving
56:00 <mrdanger> these are things that deserve a rebuke
56:00 <Serenity> im not talking about pissing in a potplant
56:00 <Yilmaz> I admit I took far too much satisfaction in women crying because their husband/boyfriend/guy they liked just bailed and left them behind because they got drunk and started groping/kissing a random bloke. 
56:00 <Serenity> im talking about when people get in fights and kill people. or cheat on their spouses. get in cars and kill a family and their kids
56:00 <mrdanger> my brother walked in to my room after ab ottle of vodka once and pissed all over my floor
56:00 <mrdanger> lol
56:00 <Serenity> being drunk is not an excuse for making those choices
57:00 <Serenity> pissing on someones front door well that doesnt hurt anyone does it
57:00 <Fez> A ltr of beer is fuck all
57:00 <Serenity> (yes i know someone who did that)
57:00 <Fez> But yea
57:00 <Serenity> whos talking about beer
57:00 <Serenity> thats only 4 drinks
57:00 <Fez> Yea
57:00 <mrdanger> yeah chicks seem to get drunk and make out with people more than guys
57:00 <mrdanger> guys get drunk and punch people
57:00 <mrdanger> (as in cheating)
58:00 <Fez> 'Anything' was used
58:00 <mrdanger> not just drunken hook ups, thats just good fun
58:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone was thinking of beer
58:00 <Serenity> lets say spirits for fez
58:00 <Yilmaz> I think that for as long as kids think getting in a park at night and drinking is cool ... then adults and how they educate their children about alcohol is failing. 
58:00 <Fez> Yea but thats also not much
58:00 <mrdanger> you can have responsible parents who impart plenty of good advice and still be a douch
58:00 <mrdanger> douche*
59:00 <Yilmaz> The kid still turns out to be a douche? 
59:00 <Fez> I want a drink
59:00 <Yilmaz> Parents can only do so much. 
59:00 <mrdanger> when I was 14 my mum would give me 2 UDLs to go to a party, I'd always ask for them coz it through her off the fact that I was going to somehow get my hands on a bottle of spirits
59:00 <Serenity> i think its important for parents to not only teach their kids responcible drinking but to model responcible drinking
59:00 <mrdanger> through, lulz
59:00 <mrdanger> my brain is dead
59:00 <simba> clever
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