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08:00 <Yilmaz> Watching tv and got a weird boner out of no where. 
22:00 <British^Meat> woot, back on MIRC
22:00 <British^Meat> its good to be back
23:00 <Serenity> wb
27:00 <frog> spaceship
27:00 <British^Meat> i do miss mibbit
27:00 <British^Meat> we had a good time together
43:00 <mrdanger> ladies
49:00 <mrdanger> WOO
49:00 <mrdanger> party time up in here
57:00 <British^Meat> no
19:00 <Yilmaz> Splice ice cream is very good. 
24:00 <Yilmaz> Has anyone had accupuncture? 
34:00 <Yilmaz> Wots goin orn?
09:00 <paNdiS> Saemon
09:00 <paNdiS> read this
09:00 <paNdiS> http://www.shakespeares-sonnets.com/venus
09:00 <Saemon> yo yo man good to see ya back buddy :]
09:00 <Saemon> oh nah man i hate shakespeare lol
09:00 <paNdiS> yer I thought leaving was shit
09:00 <paNdiS> upto you
10:00 <paNdiS> long as you watch Killing Them Softly
10:00 <paNdiS> :P
10:00 <paNdiS> as good as the book.
10:00 <paNdiS> ima just waitin for stripper off work arrive
10:00 <paNdiS> i just had some shit soup
11:00 <paNdiS> potato and bacon
11:00 <paNdiS> shit was thicker last time.
19:00 <paNdiS> Saemon she ate so many bik shroom
19:00 <paNdiS> xD
19:00 <paNdiS> strippers man
20:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ZOLFgLg3E
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Airbase - Modus Operandi (Original Mix) (May 6, 2013) 8:10 - Category: Entertainment - 69,864 views - 1,132 likes (98.6%), 16 dislikes (1.4%)
21:00 <cosgrove> oh yeah, that's the shit
27:00 <paNdiS> no
27:00 <paNdiS> no no no
27:00 <paNdiS> two strippers sucking u off n shit was the shit
27:00 <paNdiS> five minutes ago.
27:00 <cosgrove> oh damn, yeah.
28:00 <paNdiS> yer but now they in bed
28:00 <paNdiS> im high as.
28:00 <cosgrove> oh. more!
28:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44XYEeD1A1U
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - T.N.T. (Live At River Plate 2009) (Jun 6, 2013) 3:50 - Category: Music - 5,680,621 views - 24,802 likes (98.2%), 466 dislikes (1.8%)
29:00 <cosgrove> mmm, no ty
30:00 <paNdiS> "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It will beat you to your knees if you let it. Nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"
31:00 <paNdiS> :P
34:00 <paNdiS> if a chick had that inked
34:00 <paNdiS> omfg
35:00 <cosgrove> lol
35:00 <paNdiS> dude i love ink
35:00 <paNdiS> have it on her shoulders
35:00 <paNdiS> hot
36:00 <cosgrove> yeah, it's hot on her shoulder blades.
36:00 <paNdiS> check this out cosgrove
37:00 <paNdiS> http://i60.tinypic.com/2hprsi1.jpg
38:00 <cosgrove> suicide girls?
38:00 <paNdiS> http://i60.tinypic.com/21jx27s.jpg
38:00 <paNdiS> no
38:00 <paNdiS> Inked Magazine
38:00 <paNdiS> fkn suicide girls is for little bitches dde
38:00 <paNdiS> dude
38:00 <cosgrove> lol
38:00 <paNdiS> real inked women.
38:00 <paNdiS> that are HOT
38:00 <paNdiS> ffs
39:00 <paNdiS> suicide girls's for Skirmish to fap about
39:00 <cosgrove> yeah, they're pretty nice.
39:00 <paNdiS> ffs
39:00 <paNdiS> lol
39:00 <cosgrove> nice art
39:00 <paNdiS> oh man
39:00 <paNdiS> this dude's shit i saved
39:00 <paNdiS> artist in japan
39:00 <paNdiS> does free fully
39:00 <paNdiS> like my artist did free
39:00 <paNdiS> but had a design to work from
40:00 <paNdiS> this dude just draws it on ur then goes
40:00 <paNdiS> fkn
41:00 <paNdiS> yo
41:00 <Digerati> woot
41:00 <paNdiS> this is my brother like 2 yrs ago
41:00 <paNdiS> lolz
41:00 <paNdiS> digi
41:00 <paNdiS> http://i62.tinypic.com/2zomemt.jpg
41:00 <paNdiS> lolzchoice
41:00 <Digerati>                   g''
42:00 <cosgrove> lol nice one
42:00 <paNdiS> ahaha
45:00 <Digerati> hmm
45:00 <BlackDevil> i took a nap in your forskin
45:00 <Digerati> sup folks
46:00 <Digerati> blackdevil, a/s/l ?
46:00 <paNdiS> hmm
46:00 <paNdiS> i just crashed
46:00 <paNdiS> into a pink bat
46:00 <BlackDevil> 13/f/syd
46:00 <paNdiS> it flapped off
46:00 <Digerati> you horny devil ?
46:00 <paNdiS> stinky as!
47:00 <Digerati> what a stupid question to ask
47:00 <Digerati> offcourse devils are horny
47:00 <Digerati> they got horns right ? :)
47:00 <Digerati> doh
47:00 <BlackDevil> always horny
47:00 <BlackDevil> my vagina is wet
47:00 <cosgrove> ohnoes
47:00 <Digerati> hmm
51:00 <paNdiS> one the best hip hop albums ever
51:00 <paNdiS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvrkflsUm40&spfreload=1
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe + Jus Allah) - "Intro" [Official Audio] (Feb 21, 2013) 0:51 - Category: Music - 57,423 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <paNdiS> jedi minzzz
59:00 <paNdiS> Saemon died of WHuRTz
01:00 <BlackDevil> i got free shipping which takes 4-5 days
01:00 <BlackDevil> got it in 2 days
01:00 <BlackDevil> Booya!
01:00 <paNdiS> nice
01:00 <paNdiS> last time got 4 day ship they fucked up my top size to 5
01:00 <paNdiS> like im fkn john candy..
02:00 <paNdiS> what u get
04:00 <BlackDevil> well the place where is shipped from is locally
09:00 <BlackDevil> panda http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e29_1412602549
09:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Suddenly, a Lamp Post (Date: Oct-6-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 737 - Played: 2104
12:00 <paNdiS> dude
12:00 <paNdiS> this is gay
12:00 <paNdiS> im up as
12:00 <paNdiS> n they asleep in the bed
12:00 <paNdiS> idc if u get neked all day
13:00 <paNdiS> party into the morning.
13:00 <paNdiS> lolz
14:00 <paNdiS> whut 2 do wit all deze girls drugs?
14:00 <paNdiS> flush em?
14:00 <BlackDevil> you click the link?
14:00 <BlackDevil> still watching SNL
14:00 <paNdiS> no i was busy
14:00 <paNdiS> ok
14:00 <BlackDevil> sarah silverman was funny
14:00 <BlackDevil> i fapped to her
15:00 <paNdiS> rachael is up
15:00 <paNdiS> wtf is with the ael
15:00 <paNdiS> n drinkin my milk
15:00 <paNdiS> tittie milk urself cunt
16:00 <paNdiS> yer i saw that vid
17:00 <paNdiS> rachel is a whore
17:00 <paNdiS> known her since i was 15
17:00 <paNdiS> tight butt
18:00 <Saemon> rape her bro
18:00 <Saemon> your male shes female, you're physically stronger 
18:00 <Saemon> thus its your right
19:00 <Saemon> back to caveman rules man
19:00 <Maurice> ...
20:00 <paNdiS> bk
20:00 <paNdiS> bro
20:00 <paNdiS> i drank this soup then
20:00 <paNdiS> from restaurant
20:00 <Saemon> lol Maurice of course i wasnt being serious. -_-
20:00 <paNdiS> bacon and potato
21:00 <paNdiS> oh fuck Maurice
21:00 <paNdiS> dont suck up to her
21:00 <paNdiS> she's a cow.
21:00 <Maurice> Yeah I doubt that
21:00 <Maurice> Your legless self would do anything for a fuck
21:00 <paNdiS> dont think any legless guy would give a fuck but turn a blind eye on Maurice honest.
21:00 <paNdiS> irl.
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I'm very hideous
22:00 <paNdiS> don't be so cruel to Saemon
22:00 <Maurice> Don't start your shit you stupid twat
22:00 <paNdiS> he's a nice guy
22:00 <Maurice> No, he's a fucktard
22:00 <paNdiS> shit you stupid twat.
22:00 <paNdiS> no, he's a nice guy
22:00 <Maurice> Who even jokes about raping an underager?
22:00 <paNdiS> just because we aren't in your little clique
22:00 <Maurice> And who even backs them up?
22:00 <Maurice> Oh thats right, you two
22:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever seen two guys make out?
22:00 <paNdiS> doesn't mean people aren't worth talking to.
22:00 <Maurice> Only in porn and a gay club
22:00 <Maurice> It was hot
22:00 <paNdiS> okay fat ass whore.
22:00 <Maurice> Yep, I'm fat and a whore
22:00 <paNdiS> I've seen your pics
23:00 <Maurice> Good call
23:00 <Maurice> LOL everyone has seen them
23:00 <paNdiS> and I'd kill myself
23:00 <Maurice> Shame you haven't already
23:00 <paNdiS> b4 seeing them again.
23:00 <paNdiS> no capitals
23:00 <paNdiS> don't become skirmish gosh..
23:00 <paNdiS> look
23:00 <Maurice> Don't become the person everyone hates, gosh
23:00 <paNdiS> dont diss Saemon for nothing
23:00 <Maurice> He's making rape jokes, all I did was ... him
24:00 <Maurice> Damn
24:00 <BMP> lol, what a time to walk past my pc :)
24:00 <Maurice> But good
24:00 <Maurice> It's obviously bipolar time, BMP
24:00 <Maurice> Could set my watch to him
25:00 <BMP> too much spiced rum for that meat head
25:00 <BMP> i keep saying, total nutcase
25:00 <BMP> slaters
26:00 <Maurice> Roll into a ball if you poke them
27:00 <Maurice> He quit
27:00 <Maurice> No point unbanned him
27:00 <Maurice> Unbanning*
28:00 <BlackDevil> oh well
28:00 <Maurice> No doubt to evade
28:00 <Maurice> Which will not prove pointless
28:00 <Maurice> Ffs, now*
29:00 <Maurice> Good job undoing another ops ban
29:00 <Maurice> Wb
30:00 <Saemon> <@Maurice> Who even jokes about raping an underager?
30:00 <Saemon> i was not talking about anyone who is underaged
31:00 <Saemon> <paNdiS> known her since i was 15
31:00 <Maurice> He mentioned a 15 yr old and you said rape
31:00 <Maurice> I know what was said, I read it
31:00 <Maurice> Unlike most of you, I'm not drug fucked
31:00 <Saemon> he said he knew her since when he was 15
31:00 <Saemon> i only saw that
31:00 <Maurice> Yes, he was talking about a then 15 yr old and you told him to overpower her
31:00 <Maurice> Good job
31:00 <Maurice> Man of the week
32:00 <Saemon> and took from that to mean that he knew a chick when he was 15, and she was also his age or somewhere near
32:00 <Saemon> and now, they are both in their 30s now
32:00 <Saemon> dont put words on my mouth (metaphore in case you chose to twist and misterpret this as well)
32:00 <Saemon> dont put words in* my mouth
33:00 <Maurice> Trust me, I'd put nothing in your mouth except an overdose
33:00 <Saemon> take swipes at me all you wanty
33:00 <Saemon> my joke was intended to mean him right now and her right now, being the same age as him
33:00 <Maurice> The whole thing is, thats not a joke
33:00 <Maurice> Thats just sick
34:00 <Maurice> And considering pandas always mentions how he was raped, I don't get why he sticks up for you
35:00 <Maurice> Maybe now we can ask
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry what?
36:00 <Maurice> I was just wondering why you're sticking up for him after a rape joke, when you're always telling us how you were raped
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do you and Mew etc group together to give ppl shit?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm, who cares?
37:00 <Maurice> I don't even talk to Mew, when I attempt it, she ignores me
37:00 <Maurice> So don't put me in that category
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> woah!
37:00 <Maurice> I'm asking why would you stick up for someone making rape jokes when it's so close to home for you
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> info 4 me
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do the same
38:00 <Maurice> Is it funny because it's someone else?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I'm sick of certain ppl
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> not funny
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> id prob bash him irl
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> same as simba
38:00 <Maurice> Then WHY are you protecting him on here?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> for being dogs
38:00 <Maurice> Where the fuck is the logivc
38:00 <Maurice> -v
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause I want him to keep chatting
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> when noone else is
39:00 <Maurice> Wow
39:00 <Maurice> That pretty much says it all
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was told earlier
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> by ircop
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> irc is irc
39:00 <Maurice> Oh ok, so rape is ok when it's not you
39:00 <Maurice> Roger that
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i've been raped
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> 13 
39:00 <Maurice> I KNOW
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> by a cop
39:00 <Maurice> It's what I just said
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
40:00 <Maurice> Yet you choose to stick up for him and call me a whore
40:00 <Maurice> And let me tell you, I've had sex with the same person for 12 years
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt know we were friends
40:00 <Maurice> And not all that often either..
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> on irc
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> de butt is corka
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> so nice!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon would love it
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> HOW WE WOULD LAUGH
41:00 <Maurice> Then he'd make a rape joke and you'd flip out and parole would be invoked
41:00 <Maurice> Oh the lolz
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a coppa
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he got his
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> jail time.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor wife and kids..
42:00 <Maurice> I was talking about you going to jail for beating him
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
42:00 <Maurice> I think I have sunstroke, my head hurts
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> beating him
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> who'd go to jail?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fake bikies?
43:00 <Maurice> Ugh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude you just chat with Saemon
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's it
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gave him my address
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody showed up
44:00 <Maurice> It's not wheelchair accessible obv
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he isnt in a wheelchair
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is able.
44:00 <Maurice> This is getting too hard
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's just a fat fuck
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's all
44:00 <Maurice> He was the one who tried convincing us he was in one
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> no no
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> he lies
45:00 <Maurice> I know!
45:00 <Maurice> GAH
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> me on the other hand
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just like to give shit to cunts like skirmish days after
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> go mental like
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> more fun than challenging their intellect!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> We're all mad here!
47:00 <Maurice> No, only just over half are
47:00 <Maurice> And we're not the Chesire Cat
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to get high, did drug two swtrippers
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like meth..
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> pce
48:00 <Maurice> I really do think I have sunstroke, my body is in meltdown mode
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> it been sunny there?
50:00 <Maurice> I got smashed with sunburn today
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean its been warm here but not sunstroke worthy
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa
50:00 <Maurice> Even my hands
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck were you?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> where
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
51:00 <Maurice> The beach
51:00 <Maurice> My fat self http://imgur.com/vm0y5pr
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow the beach
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> not as fat as the seawater!
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i i i lilke the necklace.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> n collar bone
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant be fat and have collar bones.
53:00 <Maurice> You're the one that called me that
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have collar bones
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats sexy
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> deal with it.
55:00 <Maurice> Everyone has them
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> not everyone can see them
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> u a 12?
55:00 <Maurice> My IQ? No
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet u a 16
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit collar bones
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> natural
56:00 <Maurice> If you've seen my pics you'd know
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing
56:00 <Maurice> A 10-12 depending on the clothing
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice man
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u think of this
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno i like ink https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10479701_933954753286198_369157030777587223_n.jpg?oh=306a95b4f7fa5e4d88aa9bc6defe25d6&oe=54BC4EDD&__gda__=1421530592_f57646226767db03525ac41b7c25ba29
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> tbh
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> prefer girl irl without ink
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but love ink girls ahah :P
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's an idiot irl
58:00 <Maurice> I have ink
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> been an com cons
58:00 <Maurice> 6 of em
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> 6
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have 5
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> uve seen my newest right?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay lookin pic 
59:00 <Maurice> No, why would I have
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> seems "everyone else" has
59:00 <Maurice> Like you've seen all my pics
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer n i havent
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> but its only us chattin now
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> so woomp!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like your attitude hahahaha
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had somethin to say but wont
01:00 <Maurice> I have that in spades
01:00 <Maurice> Also, don't hold back on my account, you haven't so far
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i upload the first
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 colore
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> d
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://i62.tinypic.com/9pt0dv.jpg
04:00 <Maurice> Wait, you're with two hookers and your tatt says fidelity? O_o
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> so yea im so fat too
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> they asleep
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> on some seroquel
05:00 <Maurice> I never called you fat, thats the difference
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say u did
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was so gonna prank u with somethin
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
05:00 <Maurice> Do you even know what fidelity means?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> um yes
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> both ways
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise I wouldnt have it on me
06:00 <Maurice> I have my childrens initals tattoo'd on me..
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a personal design
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it doesnt mean that
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <Maurice> initials
07:00 <Maurice> I also have a cock
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 pieces on one arm
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> each have personal meanings
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> express it
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> but ppl see them and just eh or wow or watev irc
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> so one forearm one bicep one shoulder, next other side, inside bicep
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> be a cassette
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> personal meanings man
09:00 <Maurice> My cock aka rooster is on the left https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/283231_10150336916705844_3599398_n.jpg?oh=52f931f0bcb6c36f7d326bb033edcabd&oe=54C1AD12&__gda__=1421843372_40f6583048d565e592cd913b0e06aace
09:00 <Maurice> My birth symbol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/283231_10150336916705844_3599398_n.jpg?oh=52f931f0bcb6c36f7d326bb033edcabd&oe=54C1AD12&__gda__=1421843372_40f6583048d565e592cd913b0e06aace
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> well there
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a dragonfly
11:00 <Maurice> I did, a 18 yr old choice
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> should get some green in it
11:00 <Maurice> But it has a meaning behind it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Japanese meanin Hope
11:00 <Maurice> It had pink, blue, green in it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
11:00 <Maurice> But it's faded
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> notice me the msg
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill notice u mine
12:00 <Maurice> I'm more concerned my mum told everyone I had a cock on my back
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mum
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> has met my bro n my tatooist
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> she never inked my bro
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> but what mums ays
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> so funny
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> id paraphrase but wouldnt do her any favors
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u see my shoulder one
15:00 <Maurice> I'd be worried if my mum had only just met my brother
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh dude
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wana see my brother gettin his chest done
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLZ
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> is so choise!!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> where the fuck is this
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> jack fkn hid files
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i plug terra into xbox n bam there it is n since he formatted my shit i cant find fuck
20:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that means, I can show my c-sect via vid..
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> it just means i dunno about pc shit
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and want to find a sick pic of my kid brother gettin his chest done
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> woops
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> upload model foto of him lolz
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> this my bro http://i61.tinypic.com/14439i.jpg
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had these files under folder PINK
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> here's the guy, cunts on here think hates me and I love this dude man fkn chiller
30:00 <Maurice> I don't know who that is
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon ho
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you see me ho
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignore me rollin homey
35:00 <Saemon> yo i is be asleep dawg
35:00 <Saemon> wat u hollerin at
36:00 <Maurice> No you weren't
36:00 <Saemon> i is
36:00 <Saemon> yo PandasDontDrive u know i love you dawg
36:00 <Saemon> but in this pic http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=9pt0dv&s=8#.VDLMzKPHjIU
36:00 <Saemon> do u lift bro?
37:00 <Maurice> Fuck up fatty
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon stukk yo up dat inga bo de bas? inn un unu swa?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's some sudan dialect for u
39:00 <Saemon> hrm i was talking ebonics
40:00 <Saemon> not gungan
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon dont fucking talk about rape again
40:00 <Saemon> mesa not nowa wata yousa talkin about 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> understand? Saemon?
40:00 <Maurice> Figures
40:00 <Saemon> ok bro i was outta line, i apologise
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's not funny saying you'd rape Maurice
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> or anybody
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll fucking rape you
41:00 <Maurice> He never mentioned me..
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> k dude
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> you said he said it
41:00 <Maurice> Nobody would rape me because I am gross
41:00 <Saemon> i restract my earlier statement about rape, and condemn it as abhorrent, inappropriate and utterly disgracely and disgusting and despicable
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's anybody
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> even me!
41:00 <Maurice> He told you told power control some chick
41:00 <Saemon> and once again, unreservedly offer my apologies
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> power control
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is that?
42:00 <Maurice> Sic* 'your stronger'
43:00 <Saemon> yep it was a stupid joke to make
43:00 <Maurice> I say sic* becaue he can't type
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean 2 chicks r passed out cause they worked all day n wanted some seroquel so yer..
43:00 <Saemon> I was lost, but now am found
43:00 <Saemon> was blind, but now i see
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i needa cig
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n Saemon wishes he could go into my room and rape two chicks.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
45:00 <Maurice> And we go full circle
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi
46:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive i utterly condemn what statement of yours
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> jejejeje boi es te ven talkin?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon shaha
46:00 <Saemon> i am outraged and disgusted and shocked 
47:00 <Saemon> i am so full of anger right now i need to jerk off so some endorphins would be released in my body
47:00 <Saemon> calming me down
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon tu eres un pede.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwpbtmFK4BM
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Blunt - You're Beautiful (Live at the BBC) (May 17, 2007) 3:36 - Category: Music - 14,374,125 views - 25,275 likes (98.2%), 463 dislikes (1.8%)
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chicks real name is Joni
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahaha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck names their kid joni
03:00 <Maurice> The same kind of people who name their kids Lori or Josh
06:00 <Maurice> Not to mention Joni Mitchell is horrible
06:00 <Maurice> Yuck, so gross
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm about to somwthing I'm great at
12:00 <Maurice> Once again I don't know what that means
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> wwell if u were on my fb
14:00 <Maurice> I still don't know what that means since I can see your fb
14:00 <Maurice> Confused
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon shut up ages ago
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> with no contest.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i re wrote a poem called snowflake
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> into french
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> have to fine tune as clssical french
15:00 <Lumeah> Wow pandys
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino hey
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i totally am gonna get chatter of the year
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> with no capital letters.. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u wow for
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u read my poem on fb
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> one in french alled snowflake?
20:00 <milk> do you get a certificate?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> for?
20:00 <milk> chatter of the year
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 is beating me i think
21:00 <Lumeah> Lol not yet babe but yhe idea is cool
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> baebz
21:00 <Lumeah> Getting ready for work 
21:00 <milk> quality over quantity
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> course u r
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's work?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'LL KILL HIM~!
22:00 <milk> are you high on ether?
23:00 <milk> ...there is nothing so hopeless and deranged as a man in the depths of an ether binge... -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -Hunter S. Thompson
23:00 <Lumeah> Lol kill me i took the job.. Lol
23:00 <milk> head job?
24:00 <milk> job as a head I mean
24:00 <milk> head person
24:00 <milk> ...
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I HAD COFFEE
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and another one
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> in big ass mug
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like a giant's teacup.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh btw bj me in pm.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> or handy j
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not fussy.
29:00 <milk> suckies for facepalms
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish the strippers in my room looked like this https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10401390_10152456032519471_7889262288162954907_n.jpg?oh=9cb129d92bdff8edd272cd65c2260470&oe=54CC0749&__gda__=1420963372_66ff12ff8fc22557224a245131e887f0
40:00 <milk> could you only afford fat, old ugly ones?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> udde
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> udders
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> they like bent over and boobies r like that milk
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> did that blow your mind?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll describe a vagina, in length, to you.
43:00 <milk> please do
43:00 <milk> start with "lips made for kissin'"
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10712959_10152792183318856_5609112696285822684_n.jpg?oh=62e4626ae4eafe920b36c74ef2b68885&oe=54C13FBA&__gda__=1420959916_d0a466646cdd2df5721cbb2b35ead9d6
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> DAYIM
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh um
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> vagina
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> just start slow rubbin and finger and end it with a nice windmill
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> blow on it if you have to..
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> not good to get close, babies pop out every thirty seconds!!!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's why I cut my dick off milk.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> now I have a stump, I shoot off a leg, I'm one off less!
07:00 <milk> wut?
07:00 <milk> you didn't get a penis extension like me?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> castel beaver!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/1939507_10203448315153045_935498781_o.jpg
14:00 <milk> you cant tell
42:00 <matrix> Morning
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> matrix
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you seen this
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10003789_10152889318557995_5464286199289248904_o.jpg
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> norti norti dedimalz
32:00 <Loof> i'm going to make it a gta v day
34:00 <_3141592653589793238> mornin
40:00 <lumeah2> Oooook.. 
40:00 <lumeah2> Whats with the numbers
40:00 <_3141592653589793238> if you dont know you wont get it
40:00 <lumeah2> K
41:00 <frayedknot> it's pi
41:00 <_3141592653589793238> :)
41:00 <lumeah2> Isn't that 3.14...not underscore
41:00 <_3141592653589793238> and im delicious
41:00 <_3141592653589793238> ugh
41:00 <lumeah2> Err
42:00 <lumeah2> Ung
42:00 <_3141592653589793238> youcant have a nick starying with a number
42:00 <lumeah2> Lol
42:00 <_3141592653589793238> starting
42:00 <frayedknot> the magic figure that shows the relationship of a circle's diameter to its circumference
42:00 <_3141592653589793238> and many others
42:00 <_3141592653589793238> relationship between frequency and reactance
43:00 <lumeah2> Yes i know what pie is.. I should have been more clear.. Why under  got as your nick :p
45:00 <lumeah2> Have.. Bloody autocorrect
46:00 <_3141592653589793238> cos i felt like pi
47:00 <lumeah2> Lol  pie :p
49:00 <lumeah2> Apple? 
49:00 <lumeah2> :p
49:00 <frayedknot> π
51:00 <_3141592653589793238> cherry pie
51:00 <frayedknot> did that show as a pi symbol?
53:00 <_3141592653589793238> almost
22:00 <Thoth> Hey has anyone seen ATS63? That guy is a cunt.
22:00 <Thoth> Serenity?
24:00 <Thoth> 11:27 <Saemon> oi fuck u cunt
24:00 <Thoth> 11:27 <Saemon> dont make me get the hells angels to fuckem smash you
24:00 <Thoth> 11:27 <Saemon> fucken*
26:00 <|2_71828182845904523536|> shut up Thoth
29:00 <Thoth> We can talk about it
29:00 <Thoth> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
49:00 <Thoth> sup
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not much 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a new game
54:00 <Bastardly_One> only got 4 on Fri
55:00 <Thoth> Learn fishing
55:00 <Thoth> Its good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see some dickhead killed his mate for poking his g/f on Facebook?
00:00 <Thoth> LEL
00:00 <Thoth> no
01:00 <Thoth> While he's in prison she should totes hook up with another one of his mates tho
01:00 <Thoth> And send him letters about it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Fez> B1.play tge game of love bro
16:00 <Yilmaz> Wow. That's some pretty intense non-trust happening right there. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
26:00 <Thoth> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p600x600/10698716_845098538856421_9001489584708034683_n.jpg?oh=605690ff9b85433b006e4476b70cf087&oe=54C91879&__gda__=1420763977_7f505c421ffca3be16e1dd75055d4995
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/1003116_512250418840053_1049303656_n.jpg?oh=d306954c6a1b5c969559d614f248d9e9&oe=54CA8395&__gda__=1422506437_c19c8403ab4b1a8058623956c286ce5a
29:00 <Fez> Its missing chicken
29:00 <Fez> Both for egg and chicken meat goodness
32:00 <Yilmaz> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/10/07/09/06/wild-kangaroos-brawl-in-suburban-nsw-street
36:00 <uu100h> hello, who's talking here ?
41:00 <Fez> Mowers man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
42:00 <Fez> Surely improvements are needed
44:00 <mower_angel69> They should be quiter
44:00 <mower_angel69> Quieter
45:00 <mower_angel69> And safer
45:00 <mower_angel69> They throw rocks n shit
46:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi
46:00 <mower_angel69> What if a mower threw a rock into your eye?
46:00 <mower_angel69> Youd remove tge rock hwy
46:00 <mower_angel69> Hey
47:00 <Thoth> I'd tell mum first
47:00 <mower_angel69> And whats with vacuum cleaner salesmen?
48:00 <mower_angel69> Like seriously who needs to vacuum up bowling balls?
49:00 <mower_angel69> I know i dont have a bowling ball problem
50:00 <mower_angel69> Dont get me started on youtube
52:00 <mower_angel69> So many double ups of uploads
58:00 <British^Meat> i have a great mower
58:00 <British^Meat> do you have a great mower?
59:00 <mower_angel69> Is yours dead
00:00 <British^Meat> no
00:00 <British^Meat> it lives
00:00 <British^Meat> your mower is dead?
00:00 <British^Meat> do you believe there needs to be improvements in mower technology?
01:00 <mower_angel69> Yes
01:00 <British^Meat> what about... instead of mowers you get a lazer that you put on the floor and it fans out removing every blade of grass with in a one meter radius?
01:00 <British^Meat> thus, eliminating the mower
01:00 <mower_angel69> That wouldnt work
02:00 <British^Meat> oh?
02:00 <mower_angel69> Too much bending and my yard has 90 degree corners
03:00 <mrgrumpy> one solution to grass - lebanese lawn
03:00 <mower_angel69> Who wants to cut my grass
03:00 <mower_angel69> ;)
04:00 <mrgrumpy> if it's that long I'm not sure I'd want too
05:00 <mower_angel69> Maybe i could back burn it?
05:00 <British^Meat> lebanese lawn?
05:00 <mrgrumpy> concrete
06:00 <Yilmaz> Everyone knows a person on the internet in 2014 with a nick like mower_angel69 is really a guy looking for another guy.
06:00 <mrgrumpy> I guess you had to grow up in western sydney or northern melbourne to understand that one
06:00 <British^Meat> hah, yer straight over my head
07:00 <British^Meat> i like my grass, just this time of year it starts to become a real bugger
07:00 <British^Meat> and i have to actually, u know, look after it
07:00 <mower_angel69> I know them as british lawns
07:00 <mrgrumpy> my dogs destroyed the back yard in a bunch of spots so I'm just focusing on the front now
07:00 <Yilmaz> I might actually go outside today and spray the garage for spiders.
07:00 <mower_angel69> Skirmish youd know too
08:00 <Yilmaz> I am an irc veteran. Yes, I know. 
08:00 <mower_angel69> Angels can be guys
08:00 <Yilmaz> homo guys.
08:00 <mower_angel69> And mow
08:00 <mower_angel69> No
08:00 <Yilmaz> Yes. Homo. 
08:00 <mower_angel69> Dead guys
08:00 <mower_angel69> Der
09:00 <Yilmaz> Stop being such a homophobe and just accept who you are.
09:00 <mower_angel69> Ok
09:00 <mower_angel69> Ta
09:00 <British^Meat> i have a few spots now, seems i went a bit too liberal with some weed killer
09:00 <British^Meat> shouldave just yanked em out
09:00 <Yilmaz> ... or just had a lot of weeds.
09:00 <Yilmaz> Lumeah is a professional grass mower. You could ask her for advice. 
09:00 <mrgrumpy> clover's pretty good for keeping the illusion of a green lawn
10:00 <British^Meat> im learning
10:00 <mower_angel69> Say something worth reading skirmish
10:00 <mower_angel69> Ta
10:00 <British^Meat> its a process
10:00 <mower_angel69> I like clovers
10:00 <mower_angel69> Cool to look for one with 4 leaves
10:00 <Yilmaz> mower_angel69: you have arrived to whinge about the grass. I don't think you should be dictating conversational quality standards. 
10:00 <mower_angel69> No
11:00 <Yilmaz> Homo. Whinger. 
11:00 <mower_angel69> I was saying shit about mowers
11:00 <mower_angel69> Get facts straight
11:00 <mower_angel69> Ta
14:00 <Saemon> Thoth
14:00 <Saemon> i got people looking for you.
14:00 <British^Meat> Ban Saemon  pls
14:00 <Saemon> what? i think he might have dropped his wallet
15:00 <Saemon> my mate found it and wants to return it
15:00 <Saemon> whats wrong with being a good samaritan?
15:00 <doctor> can your friends help me get my friends to give me back my stuff?
16:00 <Yilmaz> LOL @ "I got people looking for you"
16:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
16:00 <ShadowLurker> why did you some back Saemon
16:00 <Yilmaz> If you see a short bus full of people with cerebral palsy staring at you ... then you know Saemon has found you.
16:00 <matrix> Well at least the ugh wasn't for me
17:00 <Saemon> because my life is empty ShadowLurker and this is all the human interaction i have
17:00 <Yilmaz> They day is young matrix. I have confidence in you saying something worthy of a ugh. 
17:00 <Yilmaz> Do not give up.
17:00 <matrix> Like you do often :-)
18:00 <Yilmaz> See, this is why I love you. You make it all about me. 
18:00 <Saemon> Yilmaz wat a stupid sounding word
18:00 <Saemon> like your face
19:00 <Saemon> whats a radial nerve?
19:00 <matrix> I like Yilmaz better than Skirmish to be honest
20:00 <Saemon> skirmish a wierdo
20:00 <Yilmaz> Google is Saemon. It is a nerve that is a lot of fun. 
20:00 <Yilmaz> it*
20:00 <Saemon> i aint no docotr
20:00 <Saemon> doctor
20:00 <Saemon> aint got time for that shit
21:00 <Yilmaz> You see, in my younger days I was a bouncer at clubs.  People like you, enjoy getting mouthy and then crying to the police if someone gives you the slap you deserve.  I went and got some training in pressure point submission.  It's LOADS of fun and looks great on camera. 
22:00 <Yilmaz> Watching someone shriek like a woman giving birth with a look of amazement as they don't understand how you are causing them so much pain, never ever gets old. 
23:00 <Thoth> Yea it does
24:00 <Yilmaz> Not if you are the one doing it to someone, no ... never. 
25:00 <Thoth> Yea it does
26:00 <Thoth> Also every bouncer thinks they're hot shit when they're just a fucking bouncer
26:00 <mower_angel69> ^
26:00 <Thoth> What never gets old is watching bouncers carry on like they do, and seeing them get nailed. Its unfortunate to have to help them tho :(
28:00 <doctor> Truths begin by a conflict with the police - and end by calling them in.
28:00 <mower_angel69> And bouncers that like hurting people are just bullies
28:00 <Saemon> Yilmaz the different between those loudmouth cunts that you slapped at clubs as a bouncer and me, is that i'm 6'8 and practice Muay Thai
29:00 <Serenity> if you're a fuckhead you deserve what you get
29:00 <Serenity> you are not Saemon ffs
29:00 <Saemon> and i know hells angels btw.
29:00 <Yilmaz> ^
29:00 <Thoth> People who like hurting people are social misfits and should not be in a position of trust
29:00 <Thoth> Which is why they're fucking bouncers
29:00 <Saemon> true ^^^
29:00 <Yilmaz> I don't slap people Saemon ... and LOL @ Muay Thai. 
29:00 <Thoth> You know what other group likes to hurt people?
29:00 <Thoth> Murderers
29:00 <Serenity> why do you make up such outrageous lies about yourself saemon
30:00 <Saemon> because i hate my real self
30:00 <British^Meat> gee, i wonder who/where Saemon  is learning all of that from :)
30:00 <Serenity> well fucking stop it
30:00 <Saemon> i live vicariously through my fantasy lies
30:00 <Serenity> no one believes it
30:00 <Saemon> <Thoth> You know what other group likes to hurt people?
30:00 <Saemon> <Thoth> Murderers
30:00 <doctor> He has a lot to compete with while I'm here; so he likes to over exaggerate
30:00 <Saemon> deeeeeeeeer, howd u come up with that, sherlock holmes?
31:00 <Saemon> duuuuuuuuur*
31:00 <Serenity> || close
31:00 <Yilmaz> I generally find that those people that dislike bouncers, are ther ones that gave them shit and got turfed out by them.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
32:00 <Serenity> yeah its only the ones who are smart ass pricks who hate them Yilmaz
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just scrolled for 10  mins
32:00 <Serenity> the same ones who mouth off to cops and wonder why they find themselves in the shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I bother?
32:00 <doctor> terrible mistake b1
32:00 <Saemon> Serenity since you are here, wats your thoughts and opinions on this terribly disturbing sick newstory
32:00 <Saemon> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/10/06/02/40/chef-dismembered-cooked-girlfriend-in-brisbane-apartment
32:00 <British^Meat> the lawn mower discussion didnt do it for u Bastardly_One ?
32:00 <Yilmaz> I do admit getting some satisfaction from physically throwing people out as they scream out "I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!"
32:00 <Ana_Ng> bouncers are good for the solo female
33:00 <Yilmaz> Well, if you're being turfed out of a nightclub physically, you obviously don't know the law.  
33:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, heh
33:00 <Saemon> Yilmaz u do get some corrupt bouncers who just pick on a patron, eg if they get jelous the dude is getting alot of chicks or is with a hot chick 
33:00 <Serenity> couldnt give a fuck Saemon
34:00 <Serenity> hope she was tender
34:00 <Yilmaz> I have never seen that happen ever.
34:00 <Saemon> .....u jokin around right sezz? o_O
34:00 <Saemon> i threw up after i read it
34:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
34:00 <Yilmaz> Then he fapped.
35:00 <Saemon> and the fact that the guy then killed himself in a wheelie bin makes it even more disturbing
35:00 <Saemon> like he ran from the police, climbed into a wheelie bin, new he was fucked and gona get caught, so he slashes his own throat
35:00 <doctor> outrageous
35:00 <Yilmaz> What would have made it less disturbing? 
35:00 <Yilmaz> If he'd killed himself in a large skip bin? 
36:00 <Saemon> if he hung himself or something
36:00 <Serenity> if i worried myself over every bit of horrifying news in the media id be a wreck
36:00 <Serenity> no im not kidding i really dont care
36:00 <Saemon> more conventional way of suicide
36:00 <Yilmaz> How about you do it and let us be the judge of how disturbing it is Saemon.  Ok? 
36:00 <Saemon> yeah true serena, but this one was just way out there
36:00 <ShadowLurker> dont care == shut the fuck up about it
37:00 <Saemon> omg bigbrother eviction tonight
37:00 <Saemon> and wow
37:00 <Yilmaz> lol @ trying to bait Serenity with cute nick names.
37:00 <Yilmaz> You are so lame dude. 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
37:00 <ShadowLurker> stfu
37:00 <Saemon> you jelous Yilmaz?
37:00 <Serenity> Yilmaz you know that look cats give you when they are really unimpressed
37:00 <Saemon> its called being sociable
37:00 <Serenity> thats me right now
37:00 <Yilmaz> lol
38:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: You are barely any better than Chris from #cats.  I emphasise the word barely.
39:00 <Serenity> the only difference is Saemon is slightly more ledgable
39:00 <Saemon> wats legable?
39:00 <Serenity> its actually legible but whatever
40:00 <Saemon> lol at least u admit it
40:00 <British^Meat> ?
40:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <Serenity> like you knew any different
40:00 <British^Meat> this guy sucks
40:00 <Serenity> he really does
41:00 <Saemon> unlike some people here, who pretend to leave there spelling mistake and act like his right and that no one notices
41:00 <Serenity> just. stop
41:00 <Serenity> please stop
41:00 <Saemon> ok
41:00 <Saemon> hrm who do u reckon is gona get evicted tonight from bigbrother?
41:00 <Thoth> oi fuck u cunt
41:00 <Serenity> i dont care
41:00 <British^Meat> wow
41:00 <British^Meat> im out
41:00 <Thoth> dont make me get the hells angels to fuckem smash you
42:00 <Serenity> same
42:00 <Saemon> im hoping travis goes
42:00 <Thoth> fucken*
42:00 <Thoth> fuck u cunt ya mums a slut whorecunt
42:00 <Thoth> Sorry was pretending to be Saemon 
42:00 <Saemon> lol i dont talk like a bogan trashbag like that
42:00 <Thoth> Really? I literally copied and pasted things you msg'ed me a few days ago.
42:00 <ShadowLurker> fuckin hell
43:00 <Saemon> i think you were dreamin Thoth lol
43:00 <ShadowLurker> he clearly doesnt read what others are saying
43:00 <Saemon> stop being silly
43:00 <ShadowLurker> just glosses over for keywords to rant about
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Simple Simon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> s
43:00 <Bastardly_One> t
43:00 <Bastardly_One> f
43:00 <Bastardly_One> u
43:00 <Bastardly_One> The End
43:00 <Thoth> no seriously - http://pastebin.com/W4GiFATJ
44:00 <Serenity> lol i love how he runs with the bikie story
44:00 <Serenity> facts are they'd bash someone like him for trying to use their name
44:00 <Bastardly_One> except he forgets which gangs at times
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes it's the Comancheros
45:00 <Bastardly_One> other times it's the Bandidos
45:00 <Thoth> my favourite bogan quote is "I'll fuckin bash your cunt" shouted at a woman
45:00 <Serenity> im sure he mentioned rebels once
45:00 <Thoth> sorry, s/your/you/g
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if any of the second got on irc I'd be very disabled by now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> for mentioning them before now
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be typing with a spaz stick on my head
46:00 <Serenity> like i said no one believes his shit stories i dont know why he bothers lying
46:00 <Bastardly_One> life is so much easier when you tell the truth
46:00 <mower_angel69> Cuz it gets people to talk about him making him feel important
47:00 <Saemon> not so, sometimes in relationships etc, u gotta tell white lies
47:00 <Saemon> to save the ppl u love from getting hurt
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they only come back to bite you on your arse
47:00 <Saemon> no it wont
48:00 <Serenity> .....
48:00 <Serenity> you dont tell lies in relationships
48:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with this guy
48:00 <Saemon> like me, when i ever get a gf, im certainly not going to ever tell her my past usage of prostitutes
48:00 <Saemon> and no way she is ever going to find out about it either unless i tell her myself
48:00 <Thoth> That should be a topic
48:00 <Thoth> 13:43 < Saemon> like me, when i ever get a gf, im certainly not going to ever tell her my past usage of prostitutes
48:00 <Fall> lol when
48:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> lol
49:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> and good luck getting one then
49:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> I even supply paper work to prove I'm clean if I have to 
49:00 <Serenity> LOL this is why hes single
49:00 <Saemon> also, if u have like, a 3 yr old kid, and u drive past a car crach scene, and theres a person lying on the ground dead in a pool of blood, and your kid askes you "daddy/mummy, what is wrong with that person? why are they on the ground and why is the ground red?"
49:00 <mower_angel69> Lol b1
49:00 <Serenity> you tell them the truth you idiot
49:00 <Serenity> kids arent morons
49:00 <Serenity> theres no need to lie
50:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> I fucked my ex prositute g/f bareback
50:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> so people don't think 
50:00 <Saemon> and traumatise them? "sweetie, due to a horrific car crash, that person is now dead, their life has ended and that is their blood on the ground"
50:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew imagine what he has!?
50:00 <Serenity> why would it traumatise them?
50:00 <Saemon> id just say that person is tired and having a nap
50:00 <Serenity> children are not idiots
50:00 <Saemon> and they spilled red paint
50:00 <Serenity> .
50:00 <Thoth> the only thing worse than prostitutes are the people who finance them
50:00 <Serenity> please dont ever have children
50:00 <Serenity> ever
51:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> prostitutes are people yanno
51:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> I had no idea at first actually and was never in for the long run
51:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> and surprisingly it never bothered me in the slightest
51:00 <Thoth> some strippers are okay though. Not many but
52:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> strippers aren't very clever ... unless they're working big places
52:00 <Saemon> ive met plenty of working girls who are normal ppl
52:00 <Thoth> erm
52:00 <Thoth> That leads me to believe you aren't normal
52:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> I've met some very clever strippers at the big places in Melbourne
52:00 <Serenity> not sure you're the best judge on whats a normal person
52:00 <Saemon> i meant, like decent, nice people
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> hookers are people yanno
53:00 <Saemon> not doing it for the drugs etc
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> as I said before 
53:00 <Thoth> Yea umm
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> ignore what Simon says
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> Simon says "I talk shit"
53:00 <Thoth> The girls my friend works with are all married, some have kids. They're A class girls too
53:00 <Thoth> However I wouldn't say they're normal
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> yeah not normal
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> no way
53:00 <Saemon> what is 'normal' anyway
53:00 <Serenity> i know some ex strippers
53:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> definite issues the majority of them
53:00 <Saemon> everyone is different
53:00 <Serenity> theyre fairly decent
54:00 <Saemon> what keeps them from being tottally decent?
54:00 <Thoth> Choices
55:00 <Yilmaz> I don't know any decent strippers. 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lmao @ Saemon
56:00 <ShadowLurker> what a deadshit
56:00 <Serenity> **************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
56:00 <Thoth> Kings cross is a shocker...
56:00 <Yilmaz> A mate of mine let his mrs do it for a while, until he got locked up for punching the fuck out of a guy that recognised them when they were out with their 2 sons and said out loud "Hey I've seen her cunt". 
56:00 <Serenity> fuck whoops
56:00 <Thoth> Often charging people with j walking
56:00 <Thoth> Because they're junkies, trying to cause an accident, so they can sue
57:00 <Saemon> you sure seem to laugh alot ShadowLurker.
57:00 <Serenity> 'let' lol
57:00 <Saemon> whenever you say u laugh, i alwyas envision it like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L49VXZwfup8
57:00 <Thoth> They're often strippers or hookers too
57:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: If you knew him, then you'd realise. He let her. 
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Babies Laughing Video Compilation 2012 [HD] (Mar 20, 2013) 3:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 11,721,391 views - 22,273 likes (86.5%), 3,481 dislikes (13.5%)
57:00 <Thoth> Totally normal people right?
57:00 <Serenity> then hes a fuckwit and shes even more of one for putting up with that shit
58:00 <Yilmaz> No, he is a top bloke and she was a fuckwit prone to terrible decisions.
58:00 <Serenity> so what
58:00 <ShadowLurker> no excuses
58:00 <Serenity> its not up to him to decide for her what to do
58:00 <Serenity> fuck that shits me
58:00 <Yilmaz> They have split now. A much better way for both of them.
58:00 <ShadowLurker> makes sense
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a marriage doesn't mean shit in the decision making process
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hes an ass
59:00 <Serenity> just try and tell me what im allowed to do
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both the people you were before you're married 
59:00 <Serenity> i dare you
59:00 <ShadowLurker> hey Serenity im not letting you out of the house today
59:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
59:00 <ShadowLurker> good
59:00 <Saemon> lol
59:00 <Serenity> yeah right
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Saemon> COOK THE MAN SOME BLOODY EGGS!!
59:00 <Saemon> :P
59:00 <Yilmaz> You're over reacting.  As I said, if you knew the two of them then you would understand. 
59:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
59:00 <Thoth> hmmm
59:00 <Yilmaz> Mark is one of the few people I would without hesitation help out. 
59:00 <Thoth> eggs
59:00 <Thoth> scrambled
59:00 <ShadowLurker> theres no excuses for trying to control a partner
59:00 <Thoth> on toast
59:00 <Thoth> with salt and black pepper
59:00 <Serenity> no i wouldnt because i dont care what the dynamic of the relationship or people telling someone what they are allowed to do isnt ok
59:00 <Serenity> ever
59:00 <Thoth> and cabanossi
00:00 <Thoth> k den
00:00 <ShadowLurker> either a relationship is harmonious or its not gunna work
00:00 <Serenity> i want eggs now
00:00 <Serenity> wtf is with eggs lately
00:00 <Bastardly_One> control over someone can never be a good thing
00:00 <Thoth> I'm getting duck eggs today
00:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJ_LlGilLo
00:00 <Serenity> what are you doing with them
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Once Were Warriors - Jake beats his wife (Aug 7, 2010) 1:30 - Category: Film & Animation - 137,696 views - 133 likes (87.5%), 19 dislikes (12.5%)
00:00 <Yilmaz> ShadowLurker: It was obvious one that was never going to work.  The kids held it together longer than it should have been.
00:00 <Thoth> not sure, something
00:00 <Serenity> make a cake (not kidding)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> eggs goes kind of with the mental energy going around atm
01:00 <Serenity> duck eggs in cakes are amazing
01:00 <Thoth> maybe a quiche
01:00 <Thoth> cakes are for fat girls
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a quiche now
01:00 <Serenity> dont be ridiculous
01:00 <Yilmaz> I think you guys can get a bit sanctimonious. 
01:00 <Saemon> to be fair
01:00 <Serenity> its not about being sanctimonious lol
01:00 <Saemon> she shouldnt have thrown the eggs on the ground like that though
01:00 <Serenity> clearly its something you agree with
01:00 <Saemon> she provoked him
01:00 <Serenity> its something im passionate about
01:00 <Bastardly_One> [14:01] <Yilmaz> I think you guys can get a bit sanctimonious.  <-------------- coming from you that's hilarious
01:00 <Serenity> no one lets me do anything.
02:00 <Yilmaz> Bastardly_One: Go look the word up and get back to me. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> still, coming from him I am still laughing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a sanctimonious prick of the highest degree
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what the word means
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can be accused of it myself
02:00 <Yilmaz> I am rarely on a moral high ground. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahaha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> try always
02:00 <Saemon> is Bastardly_One trying to come across as knowledgable and well read again? *rollseyes*
03:00 <Serenity> no Saemon
03:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up
03:00 <Yilmaz> I think you're grasping B1. 
03:00 <Thoth> Just remember this things with eggs lately. I started it all. You should ban me for it.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gasping
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for air
03:00 <Serenity> anyway i stand by what i said. its something i feel strongly about
03:00 <Bastardly_One> from laughing
03:00 <Serenity> if that makes me sanctimonious then so be it
03:00 <Yilmaz> That's because you smoke AND your lungs are fucked.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and so you should Serenity 
03:00 <Serenity> but i wont be the one being told what i can and cant do
03:00 <Saemon> renee, is that you? lol :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd ban him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> for comparing you to that cunt
04:00 <Saemon> what? i was joking around
04:00 <Saemon> hence the "lol :P"
04:00 <Bastardly_One> some things you don't joke about
04:00 <Bastardly_One> If I was another woman I'd loathe being compared to renee
05:00 <Saemon> yeah, like all the times you told me to commit suicide.
05:00 <Saemon> cause, like, thats appropriate to joke around about, right?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> still haven't have you?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all waiting
05:00 <Saemon> dig the hole deeper mate.
05:00 <Saemon> good job
05:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: You are a very different person that she is.  I agree that if someone was doing it to you then I would be against it too.  In this particular situation though, Mark was forced to make stands that I think he would even disagree with now, but he had to do so in the family best interest.  Anna was a loose cannon that would do stupid shit.  He HAD to tell her not to in order to keep 
05:00 <Yilmaz> kids looked after and to stop them going bankrupt.  Yes, it was a shitty relationship and neither of them should have been in it.  It wasn't abusive though so on a scale of how much of an ass he was ... I'd rate him low. 
05:00 <Yilmaz> than*
06:00 <Serenity> lets just agree to disagree
06:00 <Serenity> i could argue about this all day but i dont want to
06:00 <Saemon> i absolutely agree with you Serenity
06:00 <Serenity> well dont.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I want to do?
07:00 <Saemon> women are equal to men and deserves respect and independence
07:00 <Bastardly_One> make time go by until tomorrow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up today!
07:00 <Saemon> gender equality shouldnt even be an issue in this day and age
07:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: Not all women. 
07:00 <Yilmaz> Some women are stupid and deserve to be second rate. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
07:00 <Saemon> and furthermore, this is australia, not lebanon
07:00 <Serenity> wow.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
07:00 <Saemon> where women are opressed and mistreated 
07:00 <Saemon> considered as property
07:00 <Serenity> oh god saemon give up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon
08:00 <Serenity> 1. you're not sucking up to me because i dont buy your shit. and 2. just stop
08:00 <Thoth> I have toast, scrambled eggs, cabanossi, with salt and cracked pepper
08:00 <Bastardly_One> really
08:00 <Thoth> Be jealous
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why would I want to talk to you?
08:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One dont bring up that period again
08:00 <Saemon> you broke my heart 
09:00 <Saemon> ive moved on. so should you.
09:00 <Serenity> im just going to drink my litre of water
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you are nothing but a period stain on the white sheets of life
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up
09:00 <Yilmaz> LITRE OF COLA! 
09:00 <Serenity> yuck no thanks
09:00 <Saemon> you disappeared and i was concerened as fuck for you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm drinking the usual stuff I am drinking
09:00 <Saemon> and then when u came back, u became a total cunt to me
09:00 <Yilmaz> Bastardly_One: I don't think you should be judging other peoples lives.  Yours is pretty tragic. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there you go again 
10:00 <Yilmaz> z-lined for whinging about mowers.  
10:00 <Thoth> no I think it was element
10:00 <Bastardly_One> change your nick to Sanctimonious-Prick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> more fitting
10:00 <Yilmaz> Judging your life as shit isn't being sanctimonious.  Look the word up like I told you to.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you people can't tell a quit from a services "announcement"?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what the word means I keep telling you 
11:00 <Yilmaz> Then stop using it incorrectly. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be one of my favourite words
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Patronising
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the word
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew I'd get there
11:00 <Yilmaz> No wonder people think you're a fucking idiot then.
11:00 <Thoth> Bouncers think they're sanctimonious
12:00 <Serenity> "making a show of being morally superior to other people."
12:00 <Serenity> just so everyone knows
12:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which he always does
12:00 <Yilmaz> I am judging your life as shit .... not your morals. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think my definition and his are clearly different
12:00 <Serenity> which honestly it was used in the wrong context the first time it was used. judging someone for telling his weak mrs what to do isnt a moral issue
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My life is fine ... life i what you make it 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can just waste $600 on fun ... most people in my position can't
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doin' alright
13:00 <Saemon> thats cause u got nothing in your life though 
13:00 <Thoth> buy a jetski
13:00 <Bastardly_One> won't be at the end of the year but that's another story 
13:00 <Yilmaz> You wasted the govt's money on fun .... by getting an advance. 
13:00 <Saemon> no real responsibilities
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm single with nothing to worry about 
14:00 <Saemon> ppl your age b1 are either finishing of paying a mortgage
14:00 <Serenity> either do yoy Saemon calm down nigga
14:00 <Yilmaz> I think you should be less pleased with yourself. 
14:00 <Saemon> or feeding their family
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right ... I'm single and doing what I want 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> there's positives in everything if you look for them
14:00 <Saemon> cool, at least we have this much in common then
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I plan to be the crazy old cunt
15:00 <Serenity> not everyone chases the white picket fence with wife and kids
15:00 <Serenity> i dont think its fair to judge everyone from that standpoint
15:00 <Bastardly_One> with rabid dogs
15:00 <Saemon> but thats the ideal life isnt it?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who sits on the porch all day yelling at kids
15:00 <Saemon> the australian dream?
15:00 <Serenity> no thats your ideal
15:00 <Serenity> not everyones
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never wanted to settle down
15:00 <Yilmaz> You won't be able to afford dogs B1.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only ever wanted to be able to have a companion to roam with 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> settling down still seems boring
16:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One thats a reason when you're in your 20s
16:00 <Saemon> and an excuse when you're in your 40s
16:00 <Serenity> stop judging him by what you want
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not interested in settling in what I see as boredom
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I see my brother in law in a love/hate relationship with being settled down
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I see that as the majority of those I see personally around me being the same 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> having said that 
17:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon: Just him for being welfare dependant via his own stupidity. he can't dodge that.
17:00 <Yilmaz> Judge*  
17:00 <Bastardly_One> tomorrow I'll find the woman of my dreams
17:00 <Yilmaz> Far out I need fewd. 
17:00 <Serenity> saemon cant judge on tht
17:00 <Serenity> cause thats him too
17:00 <Yilmaz> True.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't judge me on that either fuckwit
18:00 <Yilmaz> yeah I can. 
18:00 <Serenity> Yilmaz isnt on the dole to be fair
18:00 <Bastardly_One> neither am I
18:00 <Saemon> "oh I'm a free spirit, i like to roam the outside world, breathing in the fresh outdoors air and not be weighed down by responsibilities of material possesions or constrained by various roles society requires us to have"
18:00 <Serenity> technicalities
18:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, that's the only thing I would be tied down to 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a job
18:00 <Yilmaz> Are you dependant on welfare? Yes. 
18:00 <Serenity> you're being paid by centrelink
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but seriously not by choice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was still working when put on a DSP
19:00 <Saemon> real translation: "oh im a homless bum with no possessions of worth to my name, and i cant hold down a job"
19:00 <Yilmaz> YOU HAVE FUCKED LUNGS AND CHOOSE TO CONTINUE SMOKING, NOT MAKING ANYTHING BETTER BUT IN FACT WORSE!  
19:00 <Yilmaz> Wow .... 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that yes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but not the other reason
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I work on that daily
20:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> yeah but seriously not by choice
20:00 <Saemon> seriously?
20:00 <Yilmaz> You are welfare dependant, due to your own stupidity, and take actions to worsen your condition not improve.  Blowing $600 of tax payer funded income is not what you should be bragging about. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer accute anxiety disorder and bipolar hyperactivity
20:00 <Saemon> just dont cash the check or use the money Bastardly_One
20:00 <Saemon> there is always a choice.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see what ya mean 
20:00 <Serenity> Saemon you need to shut uo
21:00 <Serenity> you are no better than he is
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true Yilmaz
21:00 <Serenity> if not worse tbh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I get what ya mean in terms of spending 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fair
21:00 <Saemon> but Serenity i dont act all sanctimonious about it
21:00 <Yilmaz> Now I am going to make scrambled eggs.  Fuck you all *flips off everyone*
21:00 <Serenity> no you lie about it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh now he's gonna use that all day
21:00 <Saemon> im on the dole and im proud of it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to be proud of fuckwit
21:00 <Serenity> [11:21am] <Saemon> but Serenity i dont act all sanctimonious about it
21:00 <Serenity> [11:21am] <Saemon> im on the dole and im proud of it
21:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <Saemon> i dont pretend like im more high n mighty about it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> unreal
22:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously shut up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we're laughing at you so hard 
22:00 <Fall> uh lol
23:00 <Saemon> watever nice haircut mate
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
23:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I have heaps of hair right now :)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it myself ... looks alright huh?
23:00 <Saemon> be happy and greatful that you are living in a country that gives DSP
23:00 <Serenity> lol wtf kind of reply was that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> me or him?
23:00 <Serenity> him
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
24:00 <Saemon> be happy and greatful that you are living in a country that gives DSP
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks my lack of hair worries me 
24:00 <Saemon> u know thats right
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, that was my point to begin with 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not what I do with my money 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but my life is a lot better than others in the same position
24:00 <Serenity> i wish i could shave my head
25:00 <Thoth> shave it britney
25:00 <Saemon> well, it came across to my that u are taking it for granted, and actually HATING on a govt system that is actually willing to support you 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if that would work with your face
25:00 <Saemon> eith living
25:00 <Saemon> with*
25:00 <Saemon> try living in iraq
25:00 <Bastardly_One> works on a friend of mine if ya wanna see
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks cute with a shaven head
25:00 <Serenity> i would look like a basketball
25:00 <Serenity> im too fat to have no hair
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she has that mental issue 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> where you pull your hair out
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is that called?
26:00 <Saemon> hairpulliosis
26:00 <Serenity> i dont know but youve told this story before
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah her
26:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember her pic?
26:00 <Serenity> yes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she has hair again now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hell for her apparently but she'd dealing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty proud of her actually
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt of a fucking thing!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that might of been random
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but carry on
28:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
28:00 <Serenity> blood nose
28:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One u actually look sorta like guy pearce in that pic of yous when u were about 31
28:00 <Bastardly_One> migraine?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Guy Pearce
28:00 <Bastardly_One> first he compares Serenity to renee
28:00 <Bastardly_One> then me to guy pearce
28:00 <Serenity> nah that was last week
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to fucking die
28:00 <Saemon> isnt it a good thing?
28:00 <Saemon> guy pearce is awesome
28:00 <Serenity> no offense to b1 but guy pearce is fucking hot... dont do that
29:00 <Saemon> thats what im saying
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ no offence
29:00 <Saemon> it was a freaken compliment
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I never have liked the guy and I used to serve him a lot 
29:00 <Saemon> serve him?
29:00 <Saemon> in what capacity?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> when I worked at a certain BP servo we got all the stars
29:00 <Thoth> Serenity: you should just do it like my sister in law
29:00 <Saemon> oh here we go. 
29:00 <Thoth> be fat, be an alcoholic, shave your head in a drunken stupor
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
30:00 <Saemon> first u know all the wrestlers
30:00 <Saemon> and now u work at a servo where u know all the celebs.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I said served heaps of people
30:00 <Serenity> well being fat is all i have there so..
30:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I've met them
30:00 <Saemon> and ppl here say I LIE.
30:00 <Thoth> be an alco, it isn't hard
30:00 <Serenity> no thanks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have that uniform for some reason
30:00 <Thoth> saemon knows
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if Saemon did drugs or drink
31:00 <Serenity> last night was the first time i had a drink in months
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be more understandable
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but he doesn't ... that's what makes him sadder still
31:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
31:00 <Saemon> lol its not my fault
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this song I am up to sums me up right now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Scatterbrain
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I don
31:00 <Bastardly_One> t
31:00 <Saemon> god created us how he wants us to be
31:00 <Bastardly_One> give a shit about the things that matter
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've scattered muh brain
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck you Edward you dumb arse cunt of an assassin poof
32:00 <Bastardly_One> least you're better than Conner or Ezio I suppose
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
33:00 <Bastardly_One> did you read about the guy who killed his mate for poking his gf on FB?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
33:00 <Thoth> weird
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Thoth> ya'll should learn fishing
33:00 <Thoth> Mew knows
33:00 <Serenity> nup
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I can fish sort of 
33:00 <Saemon> link b1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it hours ago so I can't remember the link
34:00 <Thoth> thats actually kind of hot, a girl who can fish
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was in someone's FB feed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Mew's a good bloke
34:00 <Serenity> lots of women fish
34:00 <Loof> gtfo partgay
34:00 <Serenity> we're women not fucking invalids
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> those tits don't turn you into one?
35:00 <Serenity> evidentally theyre supposed to
35:00 <partay> Hi loof never go full retard 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought a vagina was an ailment 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> partay, too late
35:00 <Bastardly_One> happened before he got here I suspect
35:00 <Thoth> Serenity: you don't fish so I don't see your point
35:00 <Serenity> i dont?
35:00 <Serenity> what the hell would you know lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in trouble Thoth
36:00 <partay> Serenity knows about tackle 
36:00 <Saemon> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/white-lesbian-mum-sues-sperm-bank-for-mistake-after-having-mixedraced-baby/story-fnet085v-1227078579033
36:00 <Saemon> LOL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> BAM!
36:00 <Saemon> imagine the awkwardness in the delivery room
36:00 <Serenity> pre sure last time we went camping i caught the most fish while we were there
36:00 <Serenity> funny that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope she loses for being a racist bitch
37:00 <Yilmaz>   Saemon and Bastardly_One: Read the story and don't judge it from the headline.
37:00 <Saemon> doctor: "congratulations, heres your baby!"
37:00 <Yilmaz> They knew it was black before it was born. 
37:00 <partay> Thoth catches fish by slapping his head in the water 
37:00 <Saemon> mother: "where, let me see let me ............."
38:00 <Yilmaz> They're not exactly going about it the right way, but I think they have a case for the mistake that was made.
38:00 <Thoth> nah I got a new technique now
38:00 <Thoth> I use my dick
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Yilmaz, fair enough ... I didn't click
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not got to the "news" yet 
38:00 <partay> Well it is the size of a worm 
38:00 <Serenity> zinggg
38:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One, well technically she can be seen as racist
38:00 <Yilmaz> That story is at least a week old. 
38:00 <Saemon> but is it really actual rascism?
38:00 <Yilmaz> Murdoch just needed some filler for his website I guess.
38:00 <Saemon> maybe she just didnt want a black baby
39:00 <Thoth> bbl doing a shit
39:00 <Saemon> all the white couples you see
39:00 <Serenity> oh someone please
39:00 <Saemon> they obviously didnt want a black partner
39:00 <Serenity> make him fucking stop
39:00 <Yilmaz> They have kept the child and are raising it. Read the fucking story Saemon you stooge.
39:00 <Saemon> does that make them racist?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe because it's in lifestyle I've never bothered perhaps Yilmaz 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> SIMON
39:00 <Bastardly_One> SHUT UP
39:00 <Saemon> im making a valid good point here
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just selectively ignore you but you're fucking annoying
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and giving Serenity a nose bleed
40:00 <Serenity> you are not making a good point at all
40:00 <Saemon> but u cant deny the logic in the point im making
40:00 <Serenity> because you havent read the story
40:00 <Serenity> yes i can
40:00 <Serenity> what you are saying is nothing short of racist
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I ever read one of your posts on the subject
40:00 <Bastardly_One> * never 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like beehhh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I can skip right over shit 
40:00 <Serenity> now my nose hurts
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and just not see it 
40:00 <Serenity> i think im having a stroke
40:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
40:00 <Saemon> bastardly_one is saying that a person is racist because they didnt want a black baby
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's reading Saemon
41:00 <Serenity> .......
41:00 <Saemon> oh shit Serenity
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be fine when he shuts up
41:00 <Saemon> go to hospital :/
41:00 <Serenity> [11:41am] <Saemon> bastardly_one is saying that a person is racist because they didnt want a black baby
41:00 <Serenity> [11:41am] <Saemon> bastardly_one is saying that a person is racist because they didnt want a black baby
41:00 <Serenity> [11:41am] <Saemon> bastardly_one is saying that a person is racist because they didnt want a black baby
41:00 <Saemon> ok
41:00 <Serenity> [11:41am] <Saemon> bastardly_one is saying that a person is racist 8because they didnt want a black baby
41:00 <Saemon> my neighbor is chinese and she married a chinese man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then Yilmaz corrected me because I neer read the story
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *never
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so fuck up already 
41:00 <Saemon> which means she didnt want a black husband
42:00 <Serenity> yeah besides the fact thats not what the story is about
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're hurting everyone
42:00 <Saemon> does that make her racist?
42:00 <Serenity> thats not the same thing
42:00 <Serenity> shut up
42:00 <Serenity> you havent even got the story right in the first place
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
42:00 <Saemon> Serenity you are with ShadowLurker, so you are not with a black dude
42:00 <Saemon> does that make you racist?
42:00 <Saemon> no
42:00 <Saemon> it doesny
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how that dude is making that pledge thing to keep Nickelback out of London?
42:00 <Saemon> doenst*
42:00 <Serenity> Saemon it is NOT the same thing
42:00 <Serenity> at all ion the slightest
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing one to keep Saemon off austnet
43:00 <Serenity> BESIDES that. you have the story wrong SHUT UP
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you'll donate
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who will donate to it?
43:00 <Saemon> how is it not the same thing?
43:00 <Saemon> in the simplest, lamens terms
43:00 <Serenity> because its not the same thing
43:00 <Saemon> justify your stance
43:00 <Serenity> who you fall in love with has nothing to do with not wanting a baby for the pure reason that its black
43:00 <Serenity> specially when its a donor sperm which makes it worse
44:00 <Saemon> ah .... i see
44:00 <Serenity> 8 and you still have the story wrong
44:00 <Serenity> SO SHUT UP
44:00 <Saemon> well, thats true
44:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piiSJv6G3E&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ    <---------- In case moving pictures and sounds are more your learning style Saemon.
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: White Lesbian Couple Sues For Wrongful Birth Of Black Baby (Oct 1, 2014) 6:07 - Category: News & Politics - 106,346 views - 1,907 likes (89.2%), 231 dislikes (10.8%)
44:00 <Saemon> see, when you take the time to explain it properly, and not just yell "U ARE WRONG ITS NOT THE SAME FUK UUU!!!"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Yilmaz now that was patronising but point hopefully made
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no dickhead
44:00 <Serenity> Saemon youre not understanding what i am saying
45:00 <Serenity> YOU HAVE
45:00 <Serenity> THE STORY WRONG
45:00 <Serenity> YOUR ARGUMENT
45:00 <Serenity> IS
45:00 <Serenity> INVALID
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I call him simple simon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
45:00 <Serenity> god my 6 year old understands more than this loser
45:00 <Yilmaz> 4 eggs, 1 teaspoon of massaman curry paste .... salt and pepper.  Soooo good. 
46:00 <Serenity> yum
46:00 <Saemon> lol imagine if any females in here ever had to use donor sperm to have a baby
47:00 <Saemon> and the sperm happends to be mine
47:00 <Serenity> they wouldnt let you donate
47:00 <Saemon> what would they do
47:00 <Saemon> the child turns out like me
47:00 <Saemon> speaking of sperm donation
47:00 <Saemon> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/man-died-at-sperm-bank-after-fourth-donation-in-10-days/story-fneuzlbd-1227057469235?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lifestyle
47:00 <Saemon> LOLOL
47:00 <Serenity> ok im turning my 'im boring' script back on i cant handle this
48:00 <Saemon> i think many ppl have jerked off way more than that
48:00 <Saemon> wat a weak cunt
48:00 <BertsBackYard> yo mutherfuckkers
48:00 <BertsBackYard> Bert in da houze
48:00 <Saemon> he jerked off 4 times in 10 days and died from that
48:00 <BertsBackYard> whos ready to PARTY
49:00 <Saemon> i jerk off 4 times on 1 day
49:00 <Yilmaz> You need to get off the meth BertsBackYard.
49:00 <BertsBackYard> u got some 4 me
49:00 <BertsBackYard> ill smoke a 8ball
50:00 <BertsBackYard> ill suck ya cock for a gram
50:00 <BertsBackYard> hehe
51:00 <BertsBackYard> throw ur mutherfucking hands in the air we going to rock this place til its dead
51:00 <BertsBackYard> go thing do ya thing
51:00 <Saemon> hrm this burqa and hijab debate seems like a hot topic
52:00 <BertsBackYard> can u wear a burqa during sex?
52:00 <Saemon> why cant they just assimalate and not wear it
52:00 <Saemon> is it really that hard?
52:00 <Serenity> .
52:00 <Saemon> its just a peice of cloth on your head.....take it off and the problem stops
53:00 <Saemon> i do it as well when i take my hat off 
53:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
53:00 <BertsBackYard> the burqa protects u from becoming weatherd
53:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunts off tap
53:00 <Serenity> oh my god hahaha what the fuckkk
53:00 <Saemon> wat? just giving me 2cents worth
53:00 <Saemon> on the situatio
53:00 <Saemon> situation*
54:00 <ShadowLurker> saemon just take your face off
54:00 <ShadowLurker> your face offends me
54:00 <BertsBackYard> gone are 1c 2c pieces god bless them buyin chewies n ninja turtle cardz
54:00 <Serenity> your 2c shows you are completely ignorant and know nothing
54:00 <Serenity> just shut up
54:00 <BertsBackYard> what a biological specimen Serenity is
55:00 <BertsBackYard> is Serenity genetically modified ShadowLurker ?
56:00 <Saemon> hrm well
57:00 <Saemon> should burkas and hijabs be taken off then, when the person wearing it enters into a place of business, where identifaction is neccesary for safety and security reasons?
57:00 <Saemon> facial identifaction
58:00 <Saemon> eg. say, what if a person wearing a burka, wants to enter into a nightclub
58:00 <Saemon> the bouncer needs to check ID if the person is over 18
59:00 <Saemon> or, if the person wearing a burka wants to purchase alcohol or tobacco, and the seller requires to see ID if they are over 18
59:00 <Thoth> Serenity: aren't you?
59:00 <Thoth> Evolution
59:00 <Saemon> or if the person wearing the hijab gets pulled over for speeding, and the cop askes to see their licence
59:00 <Serenity> im a ninja turtle
00:00 <Saemon> you cant deny i am making valid points here on the burka
00:00 <Thoth> Saemon: yes I can - you are Saemon 
00:00 <Serenity> Thoth dont engage with him he might stop if we ignore it
01:00 <Saemon> u only ignore me when you see that i am right
01:00 <Saemon> and have nothing to say
01:00 <Thoth> I could debate it with you, except, you are Saemon 
01:00 <Serenity> im ignoring you because you couldnt be any more wrong about the whole topic if you tried. theres no point debating because you are an idiot
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what she said
01:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> eg. say, what if a person wearing a burka, wants to enter into a nightclub
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I stopped talking to you idiot
01:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> the bouncer needs to check ID if the person is over 18
02:00 <Saemon> whats there to possibly debate about with that point?
02:00 <Serenity> just dont bother the ignorance is actually hurting me
02:00 <Thoth> I'm feeling like mirza right now. "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired," Mr Mirza said.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that article is so suspect
02:00 <Thoth> Its fucking awesome
02:00 <Serenity> what is this
02:00 <Thoth> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
03:00 <doctor> women in niqabs or burkas are forbidden from entering nightclubs anyway
03:00 <Thoth> Bastardly_One: this is why I suspected mirza burnt his own place down for insurance
03:00 <Serenity> oh doctor whyyyy did you bother
03:00 <Thoth> Except apparently it was some racist guy who doesn't like islanders
04:00 <Thoth> doctor: exactly
04:00 <Thoth> doctor: also theres never been a woman in a burqa who's wanted to view a session of parliament
04:00 <Serenity> dey kan jus taek if of doe
04:00 <Serenity> itz not dat hard
04:00 <doctor> i'm guilty as i like to occasionally shit stir
05:00 <doctor> normally when i'm tired and just like a good giggle from those with strong opinions
07:00 <Thoth> sometimes when I feel deeply about something I wrap it in soft bread and enjoy the taco
08:00 <Serenity> mmm taco
09:00 <Thoth> o yea
09:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/p720x720/10499365_369292529891396_7979824791395819726_o.jpg
09:00 <Thoth> I met that guy. He apparently used to come on austnet
09:00 <Thoth> #goth
10:00 <Yilmaz> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA muslims in full headwear at nightclubs. 
10:00 <Yilmaz> Sure! That will happen.
14:00 <Thoth> `8ball do we have 8ball?
14:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: do we have 8ball??? No way.!!
16:00 <Thoth> `8ball is panda still banned forever? please say yes
16:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is panda still banned forever? please say yes?? All signs point to yes.!!
16:00 <Yilmaz> HUZZAH! 
24:00 <Serenity> what happened last night
25:00 <Thoth> We had sex
26:00 <Thoth> Now what?
27:00 <Yilmaz> Should something have happened last night? 
28:00 <Serenity> nvm
28:00 <Loof> yeah your mother should have been face deep in my ass\
28:00 <Loof> gorging herself on my fecal matter
29:00 <Loof> same old same old
30:00 <Serenity> :|
36:00 <Thoth> nvm? No more sex?
36:00 <Thoth> I suppose you're making me breakfast then
36:00 <Saemon> loof is such a ingenuine cunt
36:00 <Saemon> he faked being friendly with me for months
37:00 <Saemon> and then i just made one little joke about his wife poisoning him, and he's put me on ignore and back to hating me again
37:00 <Saemon> all it took for he's real feelings to show was that
37:00 <TheRon> the rock was on today
37:00 <Saemon> stfu
38:00 <Saemon> dont spoil RAW for me you cunt
38:00 <TheRon> my bad
38:00 <Saemon> i havent watched it yet
38:00 <matrix> Sheesk.  So aggressive
38:00 <Saemon> see, thats aggressive.
39:00 <matrix> Yeah but really.   Just a /ignore for a short time would stop you seeing what be talks about
39:00 <matrix> Without calling him a cunt
39:00 <TheRon> calling someone a cunt is so low beow
39:00 <Saemon> and TheRon, i didnt even care about the fact that the shards of glass from the coffee breaking through the process of me giving you the rKo, would actually injure me more than it would injure you
39:00 <Saemon> thats how angry i am
40:00 <TheRon> i haven't said when he's be on, yet!
40:00 <Saemon> ah k
40:00 <Saemon> and dont take offence at my usage of the word cunt
40:00 <matrix> So angry over a freaking show
40:00 <TheRon> oh i will
40:00 <Saemon> its normal to use it now in bogan speak
40:00 <Saemon> its the bogans substitute for 'mate'
41:00 <TheRon> there's a gator vs bull match
41:00 <matrix> Like the Greeks use wanker instead of mate  
41:00 <Saemon> i used it in an endearing manner
41:00 <matrix> But still
42:00 <Saemon> eg: oi i fucken love you cunt ur a fukn legend
42:00 <TheRon> i say i love you to people when drunk
43:00 <TheRon> just random people
43:00 <matrix> Hmmmm
43:00 <matrix> Yo malaka
43:00 <matrix> Lol
43:00 <matrix> Nah
43:00 <matrix> I can't do it
43:00 <matrix> Doesn't sit right with me to insult a mate
45:00 <Serenity> watching UK big brother
45:00 <Serenity> its so much cooler than ours
45:00 <matrix> Oh how so Serenity
46:00 <TheRon> uk big brother have norgs?
46:00 <Serenity> they're allowed to swear for one, they have a smoking room. people actually have sex
46:00 <matrix> I guess the females would have
46:00 <Serenity> they show it all without editing bad stuff out
46:00 <TheRon> nice!
46:00 <matrix> Cool
46:00 <TheRon> only reason i'd watch
47:00 <matrix> UK tends to be a bit more out there on TV despite the pompousness of the people in real life 
47:00 <TheRon> i heard about the bloke cheating on his mrs on big brother
47:00 <matrix> Not quite as weird as the Japanese anime though
51:00 <TheRon> a slow cooked beef casserole for tea tonight
51:00 <matrix> Sounds good
56:00 <TheRon> living in a material world and i am a material girl
57:00 <matrix> Lol TheRon.   Hope that was just singing
57:00 <TheRon> could be
58:00 <matrix> You don't smell like a material go
58:00 <matrix> Girl
58:00 <TheRon> they have a stench?
58:00 <matrix> All girls have a particular scent
59:00 <Serenity> [12:47pm] <TheRon> i heard about the bloke cheating on his mrs on big brother
59:00 <Yilmaz> If matrix had a girl, she would be so hot for me. 
59:00 <Serenity> yeah lawson he made out with someone else
59:00 <TheRon> you'd think could sniff out a ladyboy from a a mile away 
59:00 <matrix> I have a sensitive nose in that regard
00:00 <matrix> I know it sounds shallow, but I have to like the way a girl smells, not perfumes either, I mean her natural scent
00:00 <TheRon> no tuna taco
00:00 <matrix> Oh no no no
00:00 <Serenity> thats a primal thing
00:00 <matrix> Serenity I think you are right there
00:00 <Serenity> everyone is drawn to how their partner smells whether they realise it or not
01:00 <matrix> The one person I was closest to ever, I loved her scent.   Still do
01:00 <TheRon> i wear cologne made from real panther
01:00 <matrix> Noone else understood it ........
02:00 <matrix> Smells and sounds are important
02:00 <matrix> As well as personality
02:00 <matrix> Looks not so much
03:00 <TheRon> you're the heston of women??
03:00 <Serenity> i watched a doco on abc once about how human are attracted to other peoples smell
03:00 <matrix> Pheromones ....
03:00 <Serenity> its the pheromones
03:00 <matrix> Yes 
03:00 <Serenity> and would help us to chose suitable partners to breed with in the wild
03:00 <matrix> Sam was a bitch to me.  Not entirely her fault
04:00 <matrix> But I would take her back in a second
04:00 <matrix> And do it all again ......
04:00 <Yilmaz> She wouldn't though. Move on ... obsessed much?
05:00 <matrix> Yilmaz you are a dick.   Lucky I will forgive you because I know you do it out of love and a little jealousy
05:00 <TheRon> i think it's interesting to see collingwood supporters in their natural habitat
05:00 <Serenity> jealousy? lol
05:00 <matrix> He is obsessed with me
06:00 <Yilmaz> No wonder Sam left you man .... you're strange.
06:00 <Serenity> god i hate that come back on irc
06:00 <Serenity> '<insert nick> is obsessed with me>
06:00 <Serenity> no. they arent
06:00 <matrix> Well look at the way he acts whenever I talk
06:00 <Yilmaz> It's because it is old, lame, and was worn out in 1998.
06:00 <TheRon> fireman sam?
06:00 <Serenity> yes whenever you talk
06:00 <Serenity> thats responding to your activity not an obsession
07:00 <Serenity> now if he carried on when you werent here
07:00 <Serenity> thats another story
07:00 <matrix> But I would expect you to side with him.  Noone gets into the little niche group
07:00 <Serenity> no one is siding with any body
07:00 <Serenity> its a stupid thing to day
07:00 <Serenity> say
07:00 <TheRon> might make some garlic toast out of a french stick tonight
07:00 <Yilmaz> YAY I have finally become "one of Serenity's favourites". LOL
07:00 <matrix> If you say so.  99% of what he says is stupid too.  But you wouldn't say boo to him
07:00 <Serenity> uh
08:00 <Serenity> i said 'boo' to him this morning
08:00 <Serenity> and we argue a lot
08:00 <Serenity> stop sounding like a child
08:00 <Yilmaz> Your arguments are like B1's matrix.  At what age do you become a huge manchild on the internet? 
08:00 <matrix> Oh yes I am childish of course.   And Yilmaz is adult talking about me sniffing facts and now pretending he knows my ex so well
08:00 <Serenity> sound like my kids YOU NEVER TELL ANT OFF
08:00 <matrix> Oh yeah
08:00 <Serenity> lol.
09:00 <TheRon> does b1 argue a lot?
09:00 <matrix> And pretending he knows me too
09:00 <matrix> Lol
09:00 <matrix> Oh yes that is adult
09:00 <matrix> Ffs he can't even get my age right lol
09:00 <TheRon> can i just say it's great to have a working knee again
09:00 <Serenity> my child reference is about you acting like an indignant child fighting because a sibling supposedly gets something they dont
10:00 <Serenity> not anything else or in reference to anyone elses behaviour
10:00 <Yilmaz> Of course I know Sam well. I taught her that thing you like ;) 
10:00 <matrix> Whatever you say Serenity
11:00 <matrix> Yilmaz.  You think you are superior yes?
11:00 <matrix> Yet you make comments like that
11:00 <matrix> Isn't that kind of beneath you
11:00 <TheRon> i am a superior being
11:00 <Yilmaz> Are you saying you don't like what I taught her? 
12:00 <matrix> Comments like that are not superior lol
12:00 <matrix> I've known Sam for 15 years
12:00 <Serenity> god this is stupid
12:00 <Yilmaz> You and picard are the only two banging on about being superior.
12:00 <matrix> Serenity this is normal irc 
12:00 <matrix> Call it stupid if you will
12:00 <Serenity> this is a pissing contest
12:00 <matrix> Maybe
12:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy...like no one else
13:00 <Yilmaz> Yeah but matrix just ends up with piss all over himself. 
13:00 <Serenity> you really threaten these guys Yilmaz lol its hilarious
13:00 <Serenity> but of course im only saying that cuase you're in the clique ofc
13:00 <Yilmaz> It's the capital letters and the full stops.
13:00 <matrix> Noone here gets to me or I wouldn't come back lol
14:00 <matrix> Yilmaz is good for a laugh
14:00 <Yilmaz> Stop sooking like a nancy boy everytime I say something to you then.
14:00 <TheRon> is he from france??
14:00 <matrix> But I did mean what I said.   I prefer Yilmaz over skirmish as a nick
14:00 <matrix> Credit where credit is due
15:00 <matrix> And I will give genuine credit here
15:00 <matrix> Yilmaz has intelligence
16:00 <TheRon> he spells clever with a k
16:00 <matrix> Yilmaz that is why I bother making it a "pissing" contest
16:00 <matrix> I wouldn't waste my time with just any old troll
17:00 <Yilmaz> Nawwwww that's a lovely thing to say. 
17:00 <matrix> It is one of the few nice things i will say lol
17:00 <matrix> But it was genuine
17:00 <Serenity> i made curried eggs thanks to you Yilmaz
17:00 <Serenity> now my house smells like farts
17:00 <matrix> Lol
17:00 <Yilmaz> Will smell worse later.
17:00 <Serenity> poor ShadowLurker
17:00 <Yilmaz> He loves it
17:00 <TheRon> fart in the curried eggs
18:00 <TheRon> it'll add body to the recipe
18:00 <matrix> It's the fart after the curried egg TheRon.  That is the killer
18:00 <Serenity> lol yuck
19:00 <TheRon> here's to pissiona
20:00 <ShadowLurker> methane cuddles
20:00 <Yilmaz> Did you make mashed egg for sandwiches Serenity or just scrambled eggs?
21:00 <Serenity> mashed for sammiches
21:00 <Thoth> Duck egg?
21:00 <Yilmaz> I miss the curry paste with the eggs and whisk them before cooking on the stove. 
21:00 <TheRon> i don't eat egg sandwiches, people tend to add mayo and mustard
21:00 <Serenity> adams mum does that
21:00 <Yilmaz> mayo/egg sandwiches are the BOMB.
21:00 <Serenity> they sure are
21:00 <Serenity> yum
21:00 <Yilmaz> I might go boil some eggs now I want egg sammiches.
22:00 <TheRon> mayo makes me gag
22:00 <Serenity> what is wrong with you
22:00 <Serenity> heathen
22:00 <TheRon> i'll fax you the list
23:00 <TheRon> i don't eat tomato sauce either
23:00 <Serenity> weirdo
24:00 <Fez> Tomato sauce is shit
24:00 <TheRon> i like anchovies
24:00 <Thoth> Mayo is for fat people
24:00 <Fez> Bbq wins
24:00 <Fez> Or sweet chilli
24:00 <TheRon> hate bbq sauce
24:00 <FredFlinstone> cum sauce?
24:00 <Serenity> bbq is rank
25:00 <Serenity> yuck
25:00 <TheRon> tzatziki??
25:00 <Thoth> bbq sauce is great on my dick
25:00 <Fez> You havent lived serenity
25:00 <Thoth> cream for women. bbq sauce for men.
25:00 <TheRon> i love tztatzii
25:00 <Thoth> Its legit the law
25:00 <Serenity> tzatziki is yummmm
25:00 <Serenity> I make my own
25:00 <FredFlinstone> tomato chutney
25:00 <TheRon> everyone does its just easier
26:00 <Serenity> its so good
26:00 <FredFlinstone> James Hird isnt the man I thought he was
26:00 <TheRon> yoghurt garlic parsley and lemon juice
26:00 <FredFlinstone> total disregard for his club
26:00 <TheRon> sounds like hird
26:00 <FredFlinstone> must be her
26:00 <Thoth> Hmm you know what I should do with these duck eggs... quiche... with chicken, tomato, spinach and onion
27:00 <TheRon> if he had any regard he woud've resigned ages ago
27:00 <FredFlinstone> he is just being an absolute prick now
27:00 <Serenity> cucumber in tzatziki you heathen
27:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
27:00 <Fez> And bacon thoth
27:00 <TheRon> if you wanna get technical
27:00 <Thoth> Bacon can go fuck itself
27:00 <FredFlinstone> whens my next holiday!
27:00 <Thoth> I'll put chicken in it
27:00 <TheRon> fyshwick
28:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
28:00 <Fez> Half assed quiche
28:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
28:00 <TheRon> martika - toy soldiers
28:00 <Thoth> Fez: no really. Bacon is nice and all. But its not half the shit that people make out it is.
28:00 <FredFlinstone> wow thats a while ago
29:00 <Thoth> Fez: I can think of 1000 things that are better. Some of them from the same animal. Like loin pork roast.
29:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: nimben??
29:00 <Thoth> Or pork belly
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yes will go there next year
29:00 <FredFlinstone> on my way to Coolies
29:00 <Thoth> Bacon is merely the good meat of poor people.
30:00 <Fall> Or... you could just like bacon.. whatevs
30:00 <TheRon> proscuito??
30:00 <FredFlinstone> found this site where the owners let campers in
30:00 <FredFlinstone> youcamp
31:00 <FredFlinstone> looks good
31:00 <Fez> Yea cuz if you like bacon you must be poor aye
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I had the best bacon at Sorrento
32:00 <Thoth> If you think bacon is some fucking delicasy, you are poor.
32:00 <Fez> Thoth will think your poor fred
32:00 <Fall> lol
32:00 <FredFlinstone> as if I give a shit aboout him
32:00 <Fez> I just implied to add it to quiche
32:00 <ShadowLurker> get a cucumber in ya
32:00 <Thoth> Even ham would be better
32:00 <Thoth> in quiche
32:00 <TheRon> with spinache and onion?
32:00 <Thoth> with duck eggs
32:00 <Thoth> Yes
33:00 <Fez> Didnt say anything bout how good bacon is or not
33:00 <Fez> But ok
33:00 <Thoth> you didn't have to
33:00 <Thoth> I'm tired of the bacon bullshit
33:00 <Thoth> fuck bacon
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I love prosciutto
33:00 <Thoth> 16:24 < Thoth> Fez: no really. Bacon is nice and all. But its not half the shit that people make out it is.
33:00 <FredFlinstone> the tasiest pig
34:00 <Fez> That implies you like bacon and are poor thoth
34:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> porr wtf?
34:00 <Fez> Iuno
34:00 <Fez> Lol
35:00 <FredFlinstone> he prolly sucking his own cock and thinks he is rich
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
35:00 <Serenity> poooork its the meat of kinggss
35:00 <Thoth> pork belly is
35:00 <Yilmaz> YIS! 
35:00 <FredFlinstone> its nice sometimes
35:00 <TheRon> pork isn't the meat of muslims
35:00 <Yilmaz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHVmtZFYaKo
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
36:00 <FredFlinstone> or jews
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pork is the meat of kings (Dec 20, 2007) 1:19 - Category: Film & Animation - 71,318 views - 313 likes (96%), 13 dislikes (4%)
36:00 <Serenity> thanks skirmish
36:00 <TheRon> jews like it coshure?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> they dont eat antyhing with a cloven foot
36:00 <Serenity> i got really really ... intoxicated .. once and watched that flash on weebles stuff for like 30 mins
37:00 <TheRon> so they wouldn't eat kim kardashian then?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
37:00 <FredFlinstone> would you?
37:00 <TheRon> no!
37:00 <FredFlinstone> ther ya go
37:00 <FredFlinstone> its nice to be back on my main comp
38:00 <TheRon> the wife let you have it?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
38:00 <FredFlinstone> had a quick journey home
38:00 <Thoth> I once asked the butcher if the pork loin roast was halal certified...
38:00 <FredFlinstone> then had to take daughter to pick up her car
38:00 <Yilmaz> I want my mrs to make me these ... but she won't. http://www.friedstuffwithcheese.com/2011/06/22/meat-turtles/
39:00 <Thoth> I was quite surprised he gave me a really kind and considerate answer since I was just fucking with him
39:00 <FredFlinstone> traffic increaded four fold
39:00 <FredFlinstone> increased
40:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to New York State of Mind (Feat Bill Joel) by Barbra Streisand*
40:00 <Thoth> Ya know I realised I have pork roast and pork belly far more than bacon
40:00 <Thoth> The way it should be.
40:00 <Yilmaz> http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c387d53ef0133f358ee72970b-pi
41:00 <TheRon> damn FredFlinstone 
41:00 <FredFlinstone> what?
41:00 <TheRon> streisand
41:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
41:00 <Thoth> I'd rather catch a sea turtle
41:00 <Thoth> With an aboriginal so its okay
41:00 <FredFlinstone> love Babs
42:00 <TheRon> her work with lionel richie?
42:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok
42:00 <FredFlinstone> she has a lot singing with her on this
43:00 <FredFlinstone> even Elvis
43:00 <TheRon> costello
43:00 <FredFlinstone> and the Chairman of the board
43:00 <Fez> Meat turtles look alright
43:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
43:00 <TheRon> i bless the rains down in africa
45:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to You're the First the last ,my Everything by Barry White*
45:00 <TheRon> nice!\
46:00 <FredFlinstone> the luvvvvvvv god
46:00 <Fez> The roos made it to the news
46:00 <FredFlinstone> big bazza
46:00 <Fez> The fighty ones
46:00 <TheRon> fez?
46:00 <Fez> Kangaroos fighting in a suburban street
47:00 <TheRon> petrie and boomer harvey??
47:00 <Fez> Not sure
48:00 <TheRon> majak daw?
48:00 <Fez> Ill have to wait for the news story
49:00 <CeOofAust-NeT> http://youtu.be/hiP14ED28CA
49:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Rock the cradle of love by Billy Idol*
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jason Derulo - "Wiggle" feat. Snoop Dogg (Official HD Music Video) (May 21, 2014) 3:44 - Category: Music - 303,823,678 views - likes (93.9%), 79,798 dislikes (6.1%)
49:00 <KayneWestSouth> You know what to do with dat big fat butt
50:00 <TheRon> get you're big ass in the polling booth?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to I Heard A Rumor by Bananarama*
51:00 <Thoth> Yilmaz: http://www.friedstuffwithcheese.com/2011/06/22/meat-turtles/
51:00 <Thoth> That is actually very disgusting
51:00 <Thoth> I could throw up in a baking dish and it'd look more appealing and taste nicer
52:00 <Thoth> Even a can of stagg seems more appetising
52:00 <Thoth> You would have to be some kind of fat stoned cunt to want that
52:00 <Thoth> </end of review>
53:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Billy Thorpe*
54:00 <TheRon> my god
54:00 <Fez> Breasts?
55:00 <TheRon> where?
55:00 <Fez> Topic?
56:00 <doctor> obesity and high cholestrol is quite mainly
56:00 <TheRon> i thought obesity was caused by people being fat
57:00 <matrix> It is
57:00 <matrix> And it isn't healthy either
57:00 <TheRon> john waite - missing you
57:00 <FredFlinstone> jarrods brother?
57:00 <TheRon> yes!
57:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
58:00 <TheRon> missing carlton already
58:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt like how he did it
58:00 <TheRon> why?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> and Mick was totally correct to be pissed off
58:00 <Thoth> TheRon: no. McDonalds caused obesity. Before McDonalds a fat person never walked on this planet.
58:00 <FredFlinstone> for once I agree with the old fuck
58:00 <TheRon> towards the end you chase premierships
59:00 <FredFlinstone> not what I am saying
59:00 <FredFlinstone> the way he did it
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lied
59:00 <TheRon> he lied?
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
59:00 <FredFlinstone> one week before Mick had him around to his house
59:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt say a word
59:00 <TheRon> i blame the afl, you're not allowed to say you're leaving
59:00 <FredFlinstone> arsehole
00:00 <FredFlinstone> he can fuck off now
00:00 <FredFlinstone> Carlton did the right thing by him for years
01:00 <Fez> Im struggling with this term.. "transgender woman"
01:00 <TheRon> probably should've won a premiership
01:00 <Fez> Are they transgender or a woman ffs
01:00 <TheRon> a woman with balls
01:00 <FredFlinstone> he is barking up the wrong tree going to North
01:00 <TheRon> yep
02:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway he's gone over it
02:00 <FredFlinstone> he will prolly break down the first week
02:00 <TheRon> get someone better
02:00 <Fez> But thats not a woman theron tgats why im struggling
02:00 <FredFlinstone> promised so much and did soo little
02:00 <TheRon> a bloke who dresses and lives as a woman??
02:00 <TheRon> what was vin like??
03:00 <TheRon> did you watch the 20/20??
03:00 <TheRon> i like cameron boyce
04:00 <FredFlinstone> no
04:00 <FredFlinstone> saw the highlights
04:00 <TheRon> boyce can turn it
04:00 <FredFlinstone> dont think it was on free to air?
04:00 <TheRon> it wasnt
04:00 <FredFlinstone> there ya go
04:00 <FredFlinstone> I was away
04:00 <TheRon> sorry
04:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok lol
05:00 <FredFlinstone> wife prolly did 
05:00 <FredFlinstone> the bitch!
05:00 <FredFlinstone> hhahahahaha
05:00 <FredFlinstone> watched some of the state match
05:00 <FredFlinstone> vis v sa
05:00 <FredFlinstone> vic
05:00 <FredFlinstone> then went for a walk lol
05:00 <FredFlinstone> for 3 hours
06:00 <TheRon> the vics doing ok?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> they were
06:00 <FredFlinstone> got the big fat bloke out cheap
06:00 <TheRon> havent kept up with the cup
06:00 <TheRon> cosgrove?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> was weird whty were playing at the Gabba
06:00 <FredFlinstone> yes him
06:00 <TheRon> what an athlete
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
07:00 <FredFlinstone> he makes me feel uncomfortable
07:00 <FredFlinstone> but he can whack a ball
07:00 <TheRon> doesn't run much
07:00 <FredFlinstone> cant!
07:00 <TheRon> the aussie inzi ul haq
07:00 <FredFlinstone> if he hell over they would need to fill the hole in
07:00 <FredFlinstone> get the dozers in
08:00 <TheRon> he didn't fill his divits?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
08:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin huge divots!
08:00 <FredFlinstone> more like craters
09:00 <Fez> He is banned from diving in the feildtoo
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
09:00 <FredFlinstone> can you imagine that
09:00 <FredFlinstone> bullnosing the turf
09:00 <Fez> No
09:00 <Fez> Lol
11:00 <TheRon> i love rock n roll so put another dime in the jukebox baby
14:00 <TheRon> shot through the heart and you're to blame, darling you give love a bad name
16:00 <Fez> Yea.. like gertrude
16:00 <Fez> Sorry if anyone out there is named gurtrude
17:00 <TheRon> we are young, heartache to heartache we stand, no pomises no demands
18:00 <Yilmaz> irc is a battlefield. 
18:00 <TheRon> it is
18:00 <Yilmaz> irc = love
19:00 <TheRon> i know
20:00 <matrix> I live everyone
20:00 <matrix> Love*
20:00 <matrix> Except the ppl I hate
20:00 <TheRon> i love yous all
20:00 <matrix> Or do I hate everyone except the people I love
21:00 <Yilmaz> You ruined it matrix. 
21:00 <Yilmaz> TheRon and I were sharing a tender moment, and you had to ruin it. 
22:00 <Yilmaz> Stupid old geezer. 
23:00 <TheRon> i'm on the highway to hell
24:00 <Fez> Congested?
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
24:00 <Doodle> you should get on the freeway of love
25:00 <Doodle> in a pink cadillac
25:00 <TheRon> hot love on the hot love freeway?
26:00 <Doodle> if you like
26:00 <FredFlinstone> on the freeway of love
27:00 <FredFlinstone> *is listening to Freeway of Love by Aretha Franklin*
28:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtQj9wuqhs
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Brent on Guitar - Free Love Freeway - The Office - BBC (Mar 14, 2013) 3:29 - Category: Comedy - 603,329 views - 3,803 likes (98.7%), 52 dislikes (1.3%)
30:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1601277_830437713655904_3570509703584903160_n.jpg?oh=3333aaaddf2a32c78126214c53baf272&oe=54CBC1ED&__gda__=1422136509_babd1315a49f4fd52eb87b3227a78467
31:00 <BlackDevil> acist
31:00 <BlackDevil> racist
31:00 <Doodle> whats with fb making its urls so fkn long all of a sudden
31:00 <BlackDevil> hes dead because he got ebola
31:00 <Doodle> just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer
34:00 <TheRon> and i'm gonna keep on lovin' you.......
35:00 <Fez> You put your right arm in you put your right arm out..
36:00 <Fez> Is it xmas yet?
36:00 <TheRon> do they know it's christmas?
37:00 <Fez> Not likely bot possibly
37:00 <Fez> But
39:00 <TheRon> i think it's sad some people won't have access to breasts and xmas time
40:00 <BlackDevil> i have access to Serenity breast
40:00 <TheRon> nice
41:00 <TheRon> she's so giving
41:00 <Fez> Thats why depression sky rockets at xmas time
41:00 <TheRon> indeed
41:00 <BlackDevil> also
41:00 <BlackDevil> thats why suicide rate is high
44:00 <FredFlinstone> boring
44:00 <TheRon> boobs!!!
46:00 <matrix> Norms
46:00 <matrix> Oh auto correct lol
46:00 <matrix> Norgs
46:00 <matrix> Lol
46:00 <matrix> Ffs
46:00 <BlackDevil> mirc doesnt have auto correct
46:00 <matrix> I am on an Android device
46:00 <matrix> Not using the mIRC client
47:00 <BlackDevil> you can disable autocorrect
47:00 <matrix> I could but then my sms makes no sense at all lol
48:00 <BlackDevil> you can have auto complete and disable auto correct
48:00 <matrix> It's the auto correct that makes more sense.    I can complete the words.   Fat fingers though
49:00 <matrix> Yes I admit it.   I am fat
49:00 <BlackDevil> so 1 press of the thumb hits 8 letters?
49:00 <matrix> Something like that
49:00 <matrix> That's why I have a 6 inch screen lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up fatty
49:00 <BlackDevil> make up for your 2inches
49:00 <BlackDevil> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> go have some more Maccas
49:00 <TheRon> 6 inches, impressive
50:00 <buglegs> ouch  bet you get ete strain
50:00 <matrix> Lol yep
50:00 <buglegs> eye*
50:00 <matrix> Oh b1 ypu hurt my feelings.   I thought you were different to the rest
50:00 <Bastardly_One> now to see how much hotspur beat me by
50:00 <TheRon> knock knock knockin' on heavens door
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm a cunt :)
51:00 <buglegs> simmi simmi cocopop
51:00 <buglegs> simmi simmi pow
51:00 <Pedantic-Cunt> that's my other nick :D
51:00 <buglegs> down by the river
51:00 <buglegs> down down down
52:00 <Fez> Ip dip dogshit?
52:00 <buglegs> nickka nakka toe
53:00 <TheRon> rip rip woodchip?
53:00 <buglegs> inni minni miney mo
53:00 <Fez> Roses are dead, violets are too?
53:00 <buglegs> catch a granny by the fanny
53:00 <buglegs> if she moves
53:00 <buglegs> pull her boobs
55:00 <Fez> Tag, youre shit!
57:00 <buglegs> Eeney meeney miney moe
57:00 <TheRon> catch a nigger by the toe
57:00 <TheRon> racist?
57:00 <Fez> No
57:00 <Fez> Just disriptive
58:00 <TheRon> phew
58:00 <buglegs> Eeney meeney miney moe
58:00 <Fez> -typing error
58:00 <buglegs> Catch a Fez by the balls
58:00 <buglegs> If he screams
58:00 <Fez> Mew does tgat
58:00 <buglegs> pull em harder
58:00 <Fez> That*
59:00 <TheRon> mew would be a screamer
59:00 <buglegs> Eeney meeney miney moe
59:00 <doctor> how does one catch a black gentleman by the toe?
00:00 <TheRon> one of those traps
00:00 <Mew> with watermelon and kfc
00:00 <matrix> Interesting combo
00:00 <buglegs> `ban TheRon  racist out
01:00 <TheRon> my bad
01:00 <doctor> i could be allured by KFC but not watermelon
01:00 <TheRon> zinger and watermelon
03:00 <buglegs> i could be allured by a big black dick
03:00 <Fez> Spray paint and empty coke bottle
03:00 <buglegs> a real black dick
04:00 <buglegs> not your tiny pecker
04:00 <TheRon> get a big black dog up ya
05:00 <buglegs> `ban TheRon  beastality sicks out 
05:00 <Mew> anyone wanna make a bet that the beaumont children are found in the next few weeks? 
05:00 <TheRon> no
05:00 <buglegs> `ban TheRon  beastality sicko out 
06:00 <buglegs> `ban TheRon  beastality sicko out 
07:00 <doctor> oh dear
07:00 <Romero> suffer
07:00 <Serenity> i love it when they do my job for me
07:00 <ShadowLurker> idiots
07:00 <TheRon> madonna - la isla bonita
10:00 <Thoth> I'd totally fuck madonna
10:00 <Thoth> wbu?
11:00 <TheRon> maybe in her 40's
11:00 <Thoth> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
12:00 <TheRon> wtf?
12:00 <TheRon> beehhh?
12:00 <BlackDevil> post your dick
13:00 <TheRon> whitesnake - here i go again
14:00 <Thoth> http://www.spankwire.com/Nancey-Recharging-My-Batteries/video1627874/
15:00 <TheRon> nancey giving herself a really good seeing to
16:00 <TheRon> hello ooomp
16:00 <ooomp> Hello TheRon
17:00 <TheRon> good day?
17:00 <ooomp> Relatively
17:00 <TheRon> dealwith any dickheads?
18:00 <simba> dining with dickwads
18:00 <TheRon> damn
18:00 <Yilmaz> Why is thoth posting beehhh pics?
18:00 <Yilmaz> Oh, good work simba. 
18:00 <ooomp> Why indeed Yilmaz
19:00 <TheRon> beehhh's life is more impressive than throth's?
19:00 <TheRon> can't see how myself
19:00 <simba> well u dont know either man
19:00 <TheRon> true but still
20:00 <TheRon> GO PORT!
20:00 <simba> go sport!
21:00 <TheRon> ready for the cricket??
21:00 <TheRon> throth has to sit in the corner and have a think about it
23:00 <TheRon> all that she wants is another baby, she's gone tomorrow but
23:00 <TheRon> shoot em all and let god sort them out
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/shower.png
24:00 <simba> im god irl
24:00 <TheRon> gary ablett is god
25:00 <simba> im a passionate wigan athletic man
25:00 <TheRon> everton
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck 
25:00 <TheRon> swansea?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of the sport of men
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I better shut up and play this match against hotspur
26:00 <simba> hotspur
26:00 <simba> hotspur city
26:00 <TheRon> didn't gareth bale play for them?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, somehow I'm only up to the second game of the season
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Tyler wont shut up
26:00 <TheRon> now getting paid shitloads
26:00 <Bastardly_One> saying how much they're gonna miss him
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost concentration
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and starting again
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking pro rules
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty realistic this year in terms of AI
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like the way you can run the opposition into fouls if you try
27:00 <Bastardly_One> bit cheatish 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but oh well
28:00 <simba> some parts are still totally fecked
28:00 <TheRon> pllay on the hardest one, its the best way to learn
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how's manager going?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I got nagged into playing Pro as it is 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I still play it retarded 2 button
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the best thing about the extra definition though?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see which players I am kicking to finally
29:00 <Bastardly_One> via shirt numbers
30:00 <simba> just use the player name indicator...
30:00 <simba> ive been using that for years
30:00 <Bastardly_One> always fucked up objectives in the last ones due to not seeing them 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I could of 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't 
30:00 <simba> uuuuuuuuuu
30:00 <TheRon> GO VICTORY
31:00 <Bastardly_One> reckon you'll get one of these things before you have to give that one back?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we're pretty shit TheRon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I hope sbs are covering it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're covering A League this year
31:00 <TheRon> fri
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Etihad
32:00 <Bastardly_One> WSW
32:00 <TheRon> fucky melb city
32:00 <Bastardly_One> who should shit it in
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Melb City are Man City who are NYC
32:00 <Saemon> lol that lady who got chopped up n cooked by her bf
32:00 <Bastardly_One> both NYC and Melb City are ran by Man City now
32:00 <TheRon> access to players
32:00 <Saemon> was a tranny
32:00 <Saemon> rofl
32:00 <Saemon> beehhh and norell much?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
33:00 <TheRon> if you smell what the rock is cooking
33:00 <Bastardly_One> time to get flogge
33:00 <Bastardly_One> d
33:00 <Bastardly_One> by Tottenham
33:00 <Bastardly_One> back shortly
33:00 <simba> is that all you have to talk about Saemon you useless cunt
33:00 <Saemon> whoa wat the....
33:00 <TheRon> cunt is a bit strong
33:00 <Serenity> i dont think its strong enough
33:00 <Serenity> tbh
33:00 <TheRon> maybe
34:00 <simba> linking to a 'trap remix' of pink floyd should be a bannable offense for sure
35:00 <Saemon> wtf why am i getting a sudden highfever attack?
35:00 <Saemon> iv been in doors all way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> GOAL!
35:00 <Saemon> windows closed n all
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'll shoosh now
35:00 <BlackDevil> simba likes linkin park
35:00 <Serenity> highfever.
36:00 <Saemon> now im sneezing itchy runny nose
36:00 <Saemon> watery eyes
36:00 <TheRon> we will we will riock you
36:00 <TheRon> sing it
36:00 <simba> im not u BlackDevil
36:00 <Fez> Fuck u stick it right upyou..
36:00 <Fez> Or whatever it was
36:00 <MiddleEast> you should be a bannable person simba 
36:00 <simba> i am
36:00 <Serenity> put up with agony for months on end then bitch about 'highfever'
37:00 <MiddleEast> :)
37:00 <simba> everyone is
37:00 <simba> owned
38:00 <Saemon> hrm
38:00 <Saemon> im trying to incorporate clean carbs into my diet, so as to have energy to workout
38:00 <TheRon> saemon is the lunatic fringe
38:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
38:00 <Serenity> zzzzzz
38:00 <Romero> Hi Saemon
38:00 <Saemon> by clean carbs i mean boiled potatos, clean potatoes n a lil bit of brown rice
39:00 <Saemon> sweet* potatoes 
40:00 <Saemon> but, ive read that if u eat fats, the body would use the fat instantly to energise you for the workout, whislt with carbs, it just gets stored and become fat
40:00 <Saemon> so what fats can i eat for it to give me energy? the patty bits on steak n stuff?
41:00 <simba> go ask some health forum
41:00 <simba> nobody here cares
41:00 <TheRon> girls just wanna have fun
41:00 <Fez> With tgeir boobs out theron
42:00 <Fez> Their
42:00 <TheRon> that's all we really want
42:00 <Fez> Hehe
43:00 <Serenity> id honestly rather pour chili sauce in my eyeballs than talk to you about health shit
44:00 <Yilmaz> w[18:40] <Saemon> but, ive read that if u eat fats, the body would use the fat instantly to energise you for the workout, whislt with carbs, it just gets stored and become fat  <------- WRONG
44:00 <simba> dont take the bait
44:00 <TheRon> what boobs are better, the honey or the chocolate flavoured?
44:00 <Serenity> boobs
44:00 <Crip> BOOBS ARE GREAT IN GENERAL
44:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIQQnoeepgU
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - 1998 (Apr 16, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 1,248,773 views - likes (99.1%), 88 dislikes (0.9%)
45:00 <Fez> Wd bee
45:00 <Crip> chet faker has got 9 aria noms
45:00 <bee_girl> thats what fez said in a nother channel
45:00 <Crip> *noted*
45:00 <Mew> chetty chetty basketti
45:00 <Fez> I winned
45:00 <Fez> Thats why she played the song
46:00 <Yilmaz> lol lambie is at it again.
46:00 <TheRon> i saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes i saw the sign
46:00 <Saemon> hi Romero
46:00 <Saemon> sup
46:00 <Saemon> are you mexican?
46:00 <Saemon> cuz your name reminds me of Romero Rodriguez 
47:00 <Mew> it reminds me of nicky romero
47:00 <Mew> or a house at my hs called romero
48:00 <TheRon> boobs with honey chocolate and nuts, mmmmmmmmm
48:00 <Mew> ishnt dat veird?
49:00 <TheRon> heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
52:00 <TheRon> one night of love was ll we knew
54:00 <FredFlinstone> gee it feels like an hour earlier
54:00 <TheRon> i know
54:00 <FredFlinstone> stupid thing it is
54:00 <simba> feels like.......... 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
55:00 <simba> n e 1 got smash bros 3ds yet
55:00 <simba> FredFlinstone im looking at u
55:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: peter cetera - glory of love
55:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
55:00 <FredFlinstone> not a bad song
56:00 <TheRon> awesome song
56:00 <FredFlinstone> so so
56:00 <TheRon> kat=rate kid
56:00 <FredFlinstone> time to watch some of my series
56:00 <FredFlinstone> BBL
36:00 <Saemon> ~\O/~
37:00 <Saemon> OO-RAH OO-RAH OO-RAH!!! 
37:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
37:00 <Saemon> ~\O/~
44:00 <beehhh> romeo and juliet transgender
44:00 <beehhh> more touched then the old story
45:00 <simba> krumm,
46:00 <beehhh> if gay marriages were accepted then two souls be saved
46:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
47:00 <beehhh> all women are migrating and breeding
48:00 <beehhh> every asian has a boyfriend or more
49:00 <Saemon> beeeh a indonesian tranny hooker killed and cooked up by her boyfriend
49:00 <Saemon> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/newspapers-shemale-front-page-souldestroying-transgender-advocate-20141007-10rbek.html
49:00 <Mew> polygazn
49:00 <beehhh> later he killed himself thats the touchy part
49:00 <Saemon> your thoughts on this beehhh/
49:00 <Saemon> ?
50:00 <Saemon> yeah, its exactly like romeo and juliet
50:00 <Saemon> you should do this with norell
50:00 <beehhh> yup indeed they were
50:00 <beehhh> i shared this story with her we both cried for them
50:00 <beehhh> going to pray together tonight
51:00 <beehhh> im not going to bring norell to straya or myself
52:00 <Digerati> woh
52:00 <Digerati> just came back from sauna, detox was good :)
52:00 <Mew> wow beehhh now you don't even need to join here anymore
52:00 <Digerati> drank 2 litres of water :)
52:00 <Saemon> beehhh i am saying you should kill norell and chop up her body and then cook it as well
52:00 <Digerati> hi beehhh
52:00 <Digerati> his Saemon
53:00 <Saemon> hi digerinos
53:00 <Saemon> sup
53:00 <Digerati> nuthn much, just spent 2 hours in the sauna
53:00 <Digerati> needed to drink heaps of water
53:00 <Saemon> nice
54:00 <beehhh> yes Mew im going to join norway in person at tromso uni
54:00 <Saemon> did u jerk off in there?
54:00 <Digerati> saw this hot girl, fine body, a jogger, she is 64
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.elstonhill.com/sitebuilder/images/aTromso1_006-800x415.jpg
54:00 <Digerati> worth fucking her
54:00 <Digerati> she is chinese
54:00 <Mew> get in there
54:00 <Serenity> Saemon do yourself a favour and go to youtube and watch the big brother UK
54:00 <beehhh> i rather hurt myself than hurting my gf despite her gender
55:00 <Digerati> beehhh you like boys
55:00 <Mew> most aznz age really well
55:00 <Mew> the bastards
55:00 <Doodle> 64
55:00 <Digerati> yup Doodle
55:00 <beehhh> if his gf was alive...nevermind
55:00 <Doodle> sixty
55:00 <Doodle> four
55:00 <Digerati> she has a perfect body but
55:00 <Digerati> very fit
55:00 <Digerati> so what
55:00 <beehhh> the society must accept gay relationships
55:00 <Digerati> nice and loose
55:00 <Doodle> she would be dried up like a prune
56:00 <Digerati> actually her body was firm man
56:00 <beehhh> this would not have occured im 38 spent 11 year in melbourne 7 years ago
56:00 <Digerati> i saw her in bikini
56:00 <Doodle> i'm not talking about her body
56:00 <Mew> Digerati is like 93 so he's pulling above his weight
56:00 <Digerati> rofl
56:00 <Digerati> hehe
56:00 <Digerati> let thoth in man, please, i beseech
57:00 <Doodle> i imagine it would be like sticking your knob in a container full of sand and rolled oats
57:00 <Digerati> bessech = pless
57:00 <Digerati> plee
57:00 <beehhh> i dont see Digerati in here
57:00 <Digerati> cos you ignored me you fuckwit
57:00 <Saemon> haha Serenity i have in the past, made the foray into watching BBUK
57:00 <beehhh> good
57:00 <Saemon> they are so racist on it
57:00 <Digerati> wish i knew what racism is
57:00 <Saemon> that lady jade goody was epicly racist to that indian celebrity guest housemate
57:00 <Digerati> i got bought up with all races
57:00 <beehhh> Digerati likes hooker on his face
57:00 <Mew> does anyone watch bbau?
57:00 <Saemon> and then jade goody died of cancer
57:00 <Saemon> i do mew
58:00 <Digerati> but i guess it is a social society thing
58:00 <Saemon> so does sezza
58:00 <Digerati> xenophobia
58:00 <Mew> I do too, guilty pleasure lol
58:00 <Saemon> lol awesome
58:00 <Mew> oh nice one
58:00 <Serenity> stop fucking calling me that jesus
58:00 <Saemon> whose you think is gona get evicted tonight?
58:00 <Doodle> looool
58:00 <Doodle> sezza m8
58:00 <Digerati> i think some wankers here need to sober up
58:00 <beehhh> old man gotta do what young girls shouldnt something like that
58:00 <Mew> can Dave still go?
58:00 <Serenity> fuck
58:00 <Digerati> i stopped drinking over a year ago
58:00 <Digerati> more
58:00 <Saemon> i want travis to go
58:00 <Saemon> too cocky
58:00 <Digerati> i only take drugs
58:00 <Digerati> legal drugs
58:00 <Saemon> and his had it way too good 
58:00 <Doodle> srs
59:00 <Serenity> cat should go
59:00 <Serenity> slaggy bitch
59:00 <Digerati> not illegal drugs
59:00 <Doodle> is this gonna be bb for the next 2 months
59:00 <Saemon> first week in the house gets the hot chick
59:00 <Doodle> really
59:00 <Saemon> yep i 2nd cat going
59:00 <Digerati> oxy for pain, and seroquel for sleep
59:00 <Mew> yep Doodle
59:00 <Digerati> oxycodybe
59:00 <Digerati> oxycodyne
59:00 <Mew> Lmao
00:00 <Mew> Travis and cat are good for entertainment
00:00 <Digerati> and i am detoxing the amount of oxy i take now
00:00 <Serenity> cat hasnt done anything
00:00 <Serenity> cept try and slither over someone elses bf
00:00 <Digerati> after that, i detox the seroquel
00:00 <Mew> Yeah that
00:00 <Mew> Its entertaining lol
00:00 <Mew> Tully m8
00:00 <Digerati> but people like beehh never give up with the alco
01:00 <Saemon> but cats really attractive though
01:00 <Serenity> Digerati honestly you're no better than any of them
01:00 <Saemon> and the fact that she has a twin
01:00 <Saemon> omg
01:00 <Serenity> shut up
01:00 <Digerati> wine is actually worser than spirits
01:00 <Serenity> fuck im sick of junkies
01:00 <Saemon> hot secretary fantasy come ture
01:00 <MysteriousShado> I love the thought.. Of comin home to you..
02:00 <beehhh> gay marriages doesnot mean lesbian affair
03:00 <MysteriousShado> Of course it does.
03:00 <beehhh> many women would fake it for their citizenship
03:00 <beehhh> e.g. Mew wanna to marry me than
04:00 <Mew> noooo thank you
04:00 <Loof> it's not ogre
04:00 <beehhh> orgy
04:00 <Serenity> its never ogre
04:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Serenity> oh man so many bitch fights on bbuk
05:00 <Serenity> its amazing
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Ew.. Big Brother..
05:00 <Serenity> ew MysteriousShado
05:00 <beehhh> too many women in the country no good
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Ew Serenity 
05:00 <Mew> they've probably all synched up
05:00 <MysteriousShado> AIDS
05:00 <Mew> Bears everywhere
05:00 <MysteriousShado> And cheese.
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm cheese.
05:00 <Serenity> its so much better than ours
05:00 <MysteriousShado> beehhh, ASL?
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.healthcanal.com/cancers/55851-cancer-drug-destroys-tumours-in-pre-clinical-trials.html
07:00 <Serenity> o/
08:00 <MysteriousShado> No bs in here aye
09:00 <Yilmaz> You're all down on my main screen now fuckers.  NOW you're all in trouble. 
09:00 <Loof> amazing
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Yilmaz, ASL?
09:00 <Loof> sup matrix
10:00 <matrix> Just looking for someone not staying
10:00 <Yilmaz> 23-28, Female, Anywhere. 
10:00 <matrix> I see Yilmaz is o  a rant
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Hot.
10:00 <matrix> On*
10:00 <Yilmaz> I rant?  
10:00 <Loof> you go away for a few days and all these horrid new people take over
10:00 <MysteriousShado> Yes. Hourly.
10:00 <Yilmaz> You say the most stupid things matrix.
11:00 <Serenity> 'get a wash and a hair brush you fat bitch' LOL line from one of the scrag fights
11:00 <matrix> I will come back when Yilmaz is being normal
11:00 <matrix> Ciao
12:00 <Loof> later g
12:00 <Saemon> Loof
16:00 <Saemon> how the heck can lawson be 23
17:00 <Saemon> he looks 33
17:00 <bugeyes> whos lawson
17:00 <Saemon> housemate on bigbrother
18:00 <bugeyes> u watch that low life shit
20:00 <bugeyes> he marks
20:00 <bugeyes> lines up for goal
21:00 <bugeyes> and scores a ......?
22:00 <bugeyes> and scores a ......?
22:00 <bugeyes> any takers?
24:00 <Saemon> u callin me a lowlife for watchin bb?
24:00 <Saemon> well ur mum cunt
24:00 <Saemon> fuck ur mum
25:00 <bugeyes> only low lifes watch that shit
25:00 <bugeyes> u are a low life and a shit
25:00 <Saemon> oh fuck ya i will rape your dad
26:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> dis troll
26:00 <bugeyes> ok  heres a shovel, go dig him out 
26:00 <Saemon> fuck yeah im into necrophilia
26:00 <Saemon> ive got a stiffy atm mate
27:00 <bugeyes> im not surprised with a face like yours, you would be into that kinda stuff
28:00 <bugeyes> p;e p;e ole
28:00 <bugeyes> peppe
28:00 <bugeyes> ole peppe
29:00 <bugeyes> awoooooooooooo
29:00 <bugeyes> daloooooooo
29:00 <Saemon> well im gona desecrate your fathers corpse mate
29:00 <Saemon> cum on his face
29:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> fuck off mate
29:00 <Saemon> the man who created you and gave you life
29:00 <Saemon> what u gona do about it boi?
29:00 <Saemon> nothin. thats right
30:00 <Saemon> cuz ur a pussy biotch
30:00 <bugeyes> ok if thats what floats your boat
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon, you high bro?
30:00 <bugeyes> i got better things to do while u fuck my dads maggot infessted bones
30:00 <Saemon> yo my beef is with bugeyes
30:00 <Saemon> u guys back the fuk off
31:00 <Saemon> oi bugeyes i do muay thai cunt
32:00 <bugeyes> does that help u dig out graves
32:00 <Serenity> Saemon we've been through this
32:00 <Serenity> you dont do MT
32:00 <Serenity> no one believes that ok
33:00 <Saemon> sorry Serenity kekeke ^_^
33:00 <Saemon> bugeyes all good bro water under the bridge im sorry man
33:00 <Saemon> bugeyes do u watch the originals?
33:00 <bugeyes> notaccepted
34:00 <Saemon> its a vampire show thats a spin-off of the vampire diaries
34:00 <bugeyes> i dont watch the gay shit u watch
34:00 <Saemon> lol wat do u watch then?
35:00 <bugeyes> i dont watch tv
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Are you that religion that doesn't believe in TV?
35:00 <bugeyes> i dont sit down to watch a stupid fucking box like u do
35:00 <Serenity> yeah that doesnt work when you come and sit at a computer to troll
35:00 <Serenity> try again champ
36:00 <Saemon> lol ^ OWNT!!
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Actually dickhead, mine was a serious question.
36:00 <MysteriousShado> :)
37:00 <Yilmaz> lol muay thai
37:00 <Saemon> u sound like a rude spoiled faggot with attitude bugeyes
38:00 <Saemon> i want to fuck u up the ass 
38:00 <Saemon> teach u to be humble
38:00 <Yilmaz> Is that what happens to you when Uncle Bob visits Saemon?
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Saemon strikes me as sexually frustrated.
39:00 <Saemon> nah Yilmaz
39:00 <Yilmaz> Saemon is simply clueless. 
39:00 <Saemon> only happens when i go to sunday mass with father o'reilly 
40:00 <Saemon> uncle bob only makes me close my eyes and suck on a sausage until some special sause comes out of it
41:00 <Zade> lol
41:00 <Saemon> its really quite tasty i love it
41:00 <Saemon> went to coles yesterday lookin for sausages filled with some slimey special sauce, but the workers there said they never heard of such a product :(
44:00 <bugeyes> fuck u simba
44:00 <bugeyes> u stinky greek
44:00 <simba> wow good 1 ChanOP
44:00 <MysteriousShado> simba is annoyed.
44:00 <Yilmaz> I don't think so.
44:00 <bugeyes> hey simba,  was it a goal or a point?
45:00 <simba> im annoyed at u MysteriousShado
45:00 <doctor> saemon, get the cheese sausages
45:00 <doctor> they're probably what you're looking for
47:00 <Digerati> eisai enas megas malakas
47:00 <Saemon> nah not really
48:00 <simba> megalos?
48:00 <Digerati> thereos
48:00 <Saemon> what i was looking for was thick juicy male cock.
48:00 <simba> Saemon stop attention seeking like that m8
48:00 <Serenity> yes
48:00 <Digerati> giati les malakias re gamwt
48:00 <simba> calm down and take this chance with both hands (by staying idle)
49:00 <doctor> oh, might have to check out back the supermarket then
49:00 <Serenity> i prefer female cock
49:00 <Digerati> haha
50:00 <Digerati> this chick i knew loved doing guys with her strap on dildo
50:00 <MysteriousShado> She ya mrs?
50:00 <Saemon> ive got an inside joke for me and Bastardly_One
50:00 <Digerati> fucking disgusting
50:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One: ~\O/~ OO-RAH OO-RAH OO-RAH!!! 
51:00 <Serenity> why is it disgusting
51:00 <Digerati> ask first if the guy wants to be fucked up the arse
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Digerati, you in the closet mate?
51:00 <Digerati> :)
52:00 <Digerati> no mate, i am fine...
52:00 <MysteriousShado> You seem to be over compensating a little on the strap on topic.
52:00 <MysteriousShado> That's all.
52:00 <Digerati> ok
53:00 <Serenity> having your chocolate slide played with doesnt make you any less of a man
53:00 <Digerati> whatever takes your fancy :P
55:00 <Digerati> it might even help you shit better :)
55:00 <Serenity> doesnt do anything to your shit hole
55:00 <Digerati> anus expansion
55:00 <Fez> After tge bleeding stops
55:00 <Serenity> lube fezticle
55:00 <Digerati> yeah
56:00 <Digerati> fez, get it on
56:00 <Fez> Oh right. Ill remeber that when the time comes
56:00 <Digerati> 14 inches all the way
56:00 <Fez> Too small
57:00 <Digerati> could try a baseball bat
57:00 <Digerati> aint seen a wooden baseball bat in years
57:00 <Digerati> only metal
58:00 <Fez> Metals too could
58:00 <Fez> Er
58:00 <Fez> Cold
58:00 <Digerati> could add nails to the wooden one and kill zombies !
58:00 <Digerati> xbox
58:00 <Fez> Can i use a cricket bat?
58:00 <Digerati> nah, the handle is too smal
58:00 <Digerati> small
59:00 <Fez> I own one of tgem
59:00 <Fez> Who uses the handle?
59:00 <Digerati> dunno
59:00 <Digerati> you ?
59:00 <Fez> Nope
59:00 <Digerati> seeing as you mentioned it
59:00 <Fez> Handle is for hands
59:00 <Digerati> cricket bats
59:00 <Fez> Makes sence yet?
59:00 <Digerati> nu[
59:00 <Digerati> nup
00:00 <Yilmaz> "Dear mother, I love you, I'm sorry I wasn't good enough. Dear father, forgive me, cause in your eyes I just never added up" *sings*(
00:00 <Digerati> you must like that 70's show
00:00 <Fez> Its ok
01:00 <Digerati> mexican fag
01:00 <Digerati> love it :) haha
01:00 <Digerati> funny as
02:00 <Fez> Oh
02:00 <Fez> Ok
02:00 <Saemon> Yilmaz u writing a suicide letter?
03:00 <Digerati> yilmaz try yoga and tea
03:00 <Digerati> and pizza and coke
03:00 <Digerati> and stfu :)
03:00 <Digerati> minus the bacon :)
05:00 <Digerati> why the fuck they removed internal commands in cmd, i don't know
05:00 <Digerati> it fucking sux
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
06:00 <Digerati> doh
07:00 <Digerati> awhhh
07:00 <Digerati> zzz
07:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/hRn7ti6.jpg
07:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
07:00 <Digerati> ela ston papou simba
07:00 <Saemon> oi 
07:00 <Saemon> ove got something to show u 
08:00 <Digerati> wyg
08:00 <Digerati> wtf
10:00 <couleurs> woo-hoo
10:00 <Fez> So i got 2 screens. Want diff background for each screen. Can it be done? If yes. How? (Win7)
11:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZVqUU_R9Vc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MUSLIM HATE IN AUSTRALIA | SOCIAL EXPERIMENT (Oct 3, 2014) 4:29 - Category: Entertainment - 489,581 views - 8,659 likes (95.9%), 371 dislikes (4.1%)
11:00 <MysteriousShado> It is.. Requires a 3rd party program which I can't think of the name of
11:00 <Yilmaz> ^
11:00 <Digerati> i cant believe the shit they put on yr
11:00 <Digerati> yt
11:00 <Yilmaz> It requires an extra program, but yet it can be done. 
11:00 <Fez> Ah yea cheers
11:00 <Yilmaz> I cbf'd ... I just have my mrs topless on both my screens. 
12:00 <bee_girl> http://dualmonitortool.sourceforge.net
12:00 <Fez> Boring
12:00 <bee_girl> fez ^
12:00 <Saemon> ugh 
12:00 <Saemon> julia stone needs to get thinner
12:00 <Fez> Id just look at her actual tits
12:00 <Saemon> she's sorta looking like gina reinhart now
12:00 <Saemon> aka jabba the hutt 
13:00 <Fez> Ta bee!! Hug*
13:00 <couleurs> get ultramon or displayfusion
13:00 <couleurs> or a real o/s!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
14:00 <MysteriousShado> I think display fusion is the one I was thinking of.
14:00 <Picard> Hullo
15:00 <Picard> What's going on
15:00 <couleurs> told u
15:00 <Fez> Ah yea. Ill check tgat out too
15:00 <Fez> Tgattgat
16:00 <Yilmaz> Good evening Picard!  On a scale of 1 to 10 ... 1 being not, and 10 being "so much it bleeds", how butthurt at you tonight? 
16:00 <Picard> Maurice
16:00 <MysteriousShado> loll
16:00 <couleurs> Picard sux!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Picard> Shadow heelo
17:00 <Maurice> What
17:00 <MysteriousShado> Hi Picard 
17:00 <MysteriousShado> How's the mrs?
17:00 <Yilmaz> I must be on "ignore" or he is slower than normal tonight. 
18:00 <MysteriousShado> <Yilmaz> Good evening Picard!  On a scale of 1 to 10 ... 1 being not, and 10 being "so much it bleeds", how butthurt at you tonight?
18:00 <Picard> She is good, just got home from dinner
18:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah, Maccas is cool.
19:00 <Picard> 20th anniverrsary tomorrow so we went out tonight as we have things on tommorrow.  
20:00 <Yilmaz> What would be running through your mind as you took this picture.  This was taken on the volcano that erupted in Japan last month. http://i.imgur.com/62NV2gy.jpg
20:00 <Yilmaz> This is the same location, after. http://i.imgur.com/q9fhsMb.jpg
20:00 <Yilmaz> ROFL Picard. 
20:00 <MysteriousShado> What are you getting her for it?
20:00 <Yilmaz> 20th Anniversay honey, let's celebrate! Home by 9 and ignoring her for some PC time already.  
21:00 <Yilmaz> No wonder she is cheating on you Picard. 
21:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado sending her flowers and I've got her a new watch
21:00 <MysteriousShado> If you're celebrating your anniversary tonight, why are you on here?
23:00 <Maurice> Yilmaz, I would be thinking 'oh fuck, RUN'
23:00 <Picard> Because we have been out for dinner,she is doing some bookwork 
24:00 <Yilmaz> Maurice: I don't think I would even be able to co-ordinate myself to run.  How could you outrun that! 
24:00 <MysteriousShado> Romantic.
25:00 <Yilmaz> Sex is scheduled for when hell freezes over MysteriousShado and Picard is eagerly waiting.
25:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
26:00 <Picard> Well wat the fuck do you want me to do for her? It's been 20 yrs ffs romance doesn't exist 
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Not run home to IRC.
26:00 <MysteriousShado> It's meant to be a special occasion.
27:00 <MysteriousShado> 20 years is a long time.
27:00 <Yilmaz> You don't deserve her if that is what you think. 
27:00 <Yilmaz> I am pleased that she is finding enjoyment and romance in her adultery. 
28:00 <Yilmaz> I bet she even enjoyed having sex with simba once better than she has in a quarter of a century with you. 
28:00 <Picard> My idea of romance is patting her on the arse and asking is she awake 
28:00 <Yilmaz> to which she pretends to sleep and says nothing.
29:00 <Maurice> My 11yr old sons friend just phoned and I answered and he asked me if I was my son..
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Is she a redhead?
29:00 <MysteriousShado> Maurice, you sound like a kid?
30:00 <Maurice> Or he sounds like a girl
30:00 <Maurice> One of them
30:00 <Yilmaz> I noticed kids do that.  Kayla can answer the phone and my son will say "Dad?"  
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Or that lol
30:00 <Yilmaz> So either I sound like a girl, or Kayla has a deep voice.
30:00 <Maurice> Cam has done it to me before, thought I was Cal
31:00 <Yilmaz> Lucky he didn't mistake Cal for you and start telling you what he wants to do to you when he comes home.
31:00 <Maurice> That'd be awkward
31:00 <Yilmaz> I'd say it would be more awkward for Cal than Cam.
32:00 <MysteriousShado> "Honey when I get home, I'm gonna bend you over and.." "Dad?"
33:00 <Saemon> i can make my voice sound like a chick
33:00 <Saemon> like justin timberlake
33:00 <Saemon> in that song signs
33:00 <Picard> Lol
33:00 <Saemon> and my love
33:00 <Digerati> jt is a girl
33:00 <Saemon> he sorta does look like a lesbian
33:00 <Saemon> sounds like one too
33:00 <Serenity> we're going away for our anniversary
33:00 <Serenity> romantical
33:00 <Saemon> a lesbian with cancer
33:00 <Maurice> Cam will actually be home for ours
34:00 <Maurice> So we can fuck like rabbits
34:00 <Serenity> hahaha
35:00 <Picard> Serenity hello
37:00 <Serenity> o/
39:00 <Picard> Penis
39:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooool
39:00 <Picard> lol 
39:00 <Doodle> thar she blows
39:00 <Picard> That's.
39:00 <Picard>  A huge blow
40:00 <Yilmaz> lol Maurice
41:00 <Yilmaz> I bet Maurice is a squirter.
41:00 <Serenity> nothing wrong with that
41:00 <Maurice> I'll never reveal my secrets
42:00 <Doodle> [21:41] <Maurice> I'll never reveal my secretions
42:00 <Serenity> loool
42:00 <Fez> Should be more of em
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Yilmaz> I have only came across 1 squirter in all my years. 
44:00 <Doodle> literally?
44:00 <Yilmaz> She was so ashamed by the mess she made she refused to see me again even though it is by far some of the best sex I have ever had. 
44:00 <Doodle> was she a prima
44:00 <Yilmaz> Thank god it was a hotel room.
45:00 <Yilmaz> ... and it was in her name.
45:00 <Serenity> guys should be proud of making a chick squirt
45:00 <Doodle> was her name squirtelina
45:00 <Serenity> but a lot of guys make women feel dirty about it
45:00 <Yilmaz> I did such a good job ... I pity the room cleaner the next morning though.
45:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> lick more, suck more, squirt more
45:00 <Doodle> why does nobody answer my questions
45:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> \m/
45:00 <Serenity> BECAUSE ROBERT
45:00 <Yilmaz> Doodle: Just squirtle, like the pokemon.
46:00 <Doodle> thankyou
46:00 <Doodle> fuck
46:00 <Doodle> not hard is it
46:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> yes it is
46:00 <Serenity> i hope so ;)
46:00 <Doodle> filthy cunts
46:00 <Serenity> loool
46:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> getting ready for teh weekend
46:00 <Serenity> we offended picard
46:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> still deciding if tourist of just stay in n fuck
46:00 <Doodle> give a fuck
46:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> or*
46:00 <Yilmaz> We've been subjected to stupid questions all day from Saemon so I think we're just unintentionally ignoring anything formed like a question.
47:00 <Serenity> i dont know what youre doing but im going to the chocolate factory
47:00 <Serenity> and brewery
47:00 <Doodle> are you saying my questions are stupid
47:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> chocolate, beers and sex
47:00 <Yilmaz> ... if she shoe fits, you should go to the ball cinderella. 
47:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> im good with that
47:00 <Yilmaz> the*
47:00 <Doodle> well fuck the lot of you
47:00 <Doodle> with a rusty pitchfork
47:00 <Serenity> yes plz
47:00 <Serenity> aw
47:00 <Serenity> wasnt quick enough
48:00 <Serenity> ive also decided i really hate the smell of cheese
48:00 <Maurice> (18:45:28) (Doodle): was her name squirtelina
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
48:00 <Doodle> NO
48:00 <Doodle> ITS TOO LATE FOR LOL
48:00 <Doodle> NO LOL
48:00 <Yilmaz> I am annoyed that the new ep of Gotham is only on torrents in .mkv format at the moment.
48:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> NO LOL FOR YOU
48:00 <Serenity> so get a decent playert
48:00 <Maurice> I WASN'T HERE I WAS CHECKING MY TOASTIE
48:00 <Serenity> -t
48:00 <Maurice> So you'll take that lol and you'll fucking like it
49:00 <Doodle> i'm not your kids
49:00 <Doodle> dont talk to me like that
49:00 <Maurice> Thats nicer than I speak to them
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Doodle> ok then
49:00 <Yilmaz> Why would I want to buy a new player when the system I use now works fine? 
49:00 <Serenity> ive got skin peeling off my right palm.. i didnt even wank
49:00 <Maurice> And I know you like a bit of rough and tumble
49:00 <Maurice> Bit of slap and tickle
49:00 <Serenity> buying?
49:00 <Serenity> what
49:00 <Doodle> just convert them to avi
49:00 <Serenity> get VLC you weirdo
50:00 <Yilmaz> I should email playstation.  "Can you please allow your PS3 consoles to play .mkv because I can't watch my illegally downloaded shows/movies."
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <Serenity> nuff said
50:00 <Serenity> gaystation
50:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> ^
50:00 <Yilmaz> I don't watch them on the pc. 
50:00 <Doodle> i'm surprised you can watch anything downloaded on a sony with the invention of cinevia
50:00 <Doodle> thats why i stopped using my ps3 for movies
50:00 <Yilmaz> I rarely have that happen Doodle. 
51:00 <Doodle> yeah but when it does
51:00 <Doodle> FUCKING
51:00 <Yilmaz> Maybe 6 movies since it was bought in?  I even watched a sony movie I downloaded the other week and had no problem.
51:00 <Doodle> eh i just plug usb into my tv now
51:00 <Doodle> bam
51:00 <Doodle> it loves pirated shit
51:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> BITCH PUDDING
52:00 <Doodle> da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
52:00 <Doodle> BLAM
52:00 <Doodle> i have a spare 40" tv now and i'm wondering if thats too big to use for amonitor
52:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> NOPE
52:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> -caps
53:00 <Serenity> never too big
53:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> dats what she said
53:00 <Doodle> well it will be 2' from my face
53:00 <Doodle> er
53:00 <Doodle> the tv
53:00 <Serenity> get bigger eyes than
53:00 <Doodle> :\
53:00 <Serenity> ffs robert stop causing problems
53:00 <Doodle> you cunts are USELESS
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> then*
53:00 <Doodle> brb washing machine is escaping
54:00 <Doodle> 20kg in a 5kg machine is alright isnt it
55:00 <Serenity> yeah not a problem
55:00 <Doodle> its probably closer to 30kg
55:00 <Doodle> oh well 
55:00 <Doodle> DEAL
55:00 <Doodle> lol it hates it
55:00 <Doodle> screaming like a banshee
56:00 <Digerati> your a dick Doodle
56:00 <Digerati> if it say's 5, it means 5
57:00 <Digerati> it's actually better to do 4
57:00 <Digerati> you get a better wash
57:00 <Doodle> lol fuck off its just a washing machine
57:00 <Doodle> also
57:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> youre
57:00 <Doodle> its mine
57:00 <Doodle> and also
57:00 <Doodle> i want a new one so i'm trying to kill it
57:00 <Digerati> whatever
57:00 <Yilmaz> What are you going to get Doodle? 
58:00 <Digerati> i got a westinghouse, thay are not bad
58:00 <Yilmaz> http://www.appliancesonline.com.au/   <------ You will find it difficult to beat these guys on delievered price. 
58:00 <Doodle> nothing until this one dies
58:00 <Yilmaz> I would recommend a Fisher and Paykel top loader. 
58:00 <Digerati> stick with westing
58:00 <Yilmaz> We just bought our second one about a month ago.
58:00 <Maurice> Thats why I'm slowly poisoning Cam
58:00 <Maurice> To get a new one
59:00 <Doodle> front loader?
59:00 <Maurice> Don't ever get a front loader
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Maurice> Buckets of shit
59:00 <Digerati> westing or whirpool
59:00 <Digerati> whirlpool
59:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: You do know the same company owns both those brands right? 
59:00 <Digerati> i do
59:00 <Doodle> this one has concorde on it so i doubt any of those are as fast as this one
59:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> no you didnt
00:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
00:00 <Digerati> i dont like the programmable ones, to complex
00:00 <Serenity> its a fucking washing machine
00:00 <Digerati> i like basic
00:00 <Serenity> unless its giving me head jobs
00:00 <Serenity> or gives a fuck
00:00 <Doodle> sit on it der
00:00 <Doodle> thats what paulie told me he does when you're out
00:00 <Serenity> probs
01:00 <Serenity> probably puts the suction cup bob on it
01:00 <Doodle> looool
01:00 <Digerati> oh fuck, thanks for reminding me, need to clean the filter
01:00 <Doodle> no worries
01:00 <Maurice> Why did I only make one toastie
01:00 <Maurice> Thats just silly
01:00 <Yilmaz> See, that is why Fisher and Paykel are better. No filter.
01:00 <Digerati> i got a 7 litre
02:00 <Yilmaz> Me too.  Still no filter.
02:00 <Serenity> who cares
02:00 <Digerati> mine is from 1984
02:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> Maurice
02:00 <Yilmaz> I DO. 
02:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> make nutella toasties
02:00 <Digerati> i get it serviced once a year
02:00 <Digerati> that's why
02:00 <Digerati> works like a charm
02:00 <Maurice> I like how it's the men discussing washing machines, one of them should get back in the kitchen and make me another toastie
02:00 <Maurice> Ooh CaptainBlackFranklin, if only I had nutella
02:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> i haz some
03:00 <Yilmaz> I am comparing convection microwaves atm lol
03:00 <Digerati> they dont make wash machines like they used to
03:00 <Maurice> I have to go to the airport soon
03:00 <Maurice> Do not want
03:00 <Serenity> are we honestly having a fucking pissing contest over washing machines
03:00 <Doodle> think of the fanny fun
03:00 <Serenity> really
03:00 <Yilmaz> I wonder if we have ice cream. I feel like ice cream.
04:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> thats scraping the barrel
04:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> washing machines
04:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: I was offering Doodle some sound advice when choosing his next washing machine.  Not sure what Digerati is on about.
04:00 <Digerati> you could make the solenoid catch on fire :)
04:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> deez cunts are suddenly white goods experts
04:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> LOOOL
04:00 <Serenity> HOW MANY LITRES IS YOUR FRIDGE CUNT
04:00 <Digerati> one of my machines caught on fire
04:00 <Serenity> ?!?!?!
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Digerati> fucking burnt down the laundry
04:00 <Yilmaz> CaptainBlackFranklin: Before getting into security, it was my job ... so I kind of am. 
05:00 <Digerati> i will never forget that
05:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> LOOOL
05:00 <Digerati> my mom put out the fire
05:00 <Digerati> with a hose
05:00 <Serenity> mum.
05:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> i used to repair em
05:00 <Yilmaz> Serenity: 601 LG side by side.
05:00 <Digerati> lg sux dood
05:00 <Doodle> i have a magnet of sebastian on my fridge 
05:00 <Doodle> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/05/15/1226056/308826-little-britain.jpg
05:00 <Digerati> i like the old name brands
05:00 <Doodle> doing that
05:00 <Digerati> they are all name brands
05:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: LG make most of the motors that are in all brands of fridges. 
06:00 <Serenity> how many slices does your toaster toast?!?!? HUH
06:00 <Maurice> My fridge is silver
06:00 <Maurice> And thats about all I know
06:00 <Doodle> same
06:00 <Maurice> Even though I look at it everyday
06:00 <Digerati> i used to have a kelvinator
06:00 <Digerati> and GE
06:00 <Maurice> I couldn't tell you the brand
06:00 <Doodle> mines a mitsoobeeshi
06:00 <Digerati> GE is awesome
06:00 <Serenity> our friend is 510 i think
06:00 <Yilmaz> CaptainBlackFranklin: Where I worked also had a service dept.  The indian owner also used to tell people his second hand ones were "all fully reconditioned" too.  
07:00 <Maurice> Hows my sisters fridge Serenity
07:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> probably were
07:00 <Serenity> her fridge is so cool
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Serenity> i couldnt stop staring haha
07:00 <Maurice> Mums got one too but it's only one door
07:00 <Yilmaz> They weren't. 
07:00 <Maurice> Her kids still open the doors to look for something to eat
07:00 <Maurice> She's like 'IT'S GLASS DOORS, YOU DON'T NEED TO OPEN THEM'
08:00 <Serenity> when we were there
08:00 <Serenity> moz the whole time IM HUNGRY
08:00 <Serenity> CAN I EAT
08:00 <Serenity> CAN I HAVE THIS
08:00 <Serenity> MUM
08:00 <Serenity> IM HUNGRY
08:00 <Maurice> He's a fucker that kid and he baby talks
08:00 <Yilmaz> When Liam Neeson was asked if there would be a Taken 3 he replied "I don't think there is a Taken 3. She can't be taken again. That is just bad parenting."
09:00 <Digerati> http://www.geappliances.com/appliances/washer/top-load-washer-dryer/
09:00 <Digerati> check that out
09:00 <Maurice> We went to my bros last week and he was there too and he baby talks at me 'this is my house what are you doing here' so I flicked him in the forehead then he complained it hurt
09:00 <Maurice> Of course it hurt, it was meant to
09:00 <Digerati> GE is the best
10:00 <Floss> my fridge has a blue light in it to prevent me from shooting up in there
10:00 <Serenity> LOL
10:00 <Yilmaz> Learn something new each day .... "It is safe to eat the stickers on fruit".  Really?
10:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> ffs would someone agree with Digerati so he'll shut the fuck up
10:00 <Maurice> No CaptainBlackFranklin, if you give in, the terrorists win
11:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: Yeah mate that's tops! Thanks for that. 
13:00 <Digerati> http://www.smeg.com.au/victoria-1/
13:00 <Digerati> that's what i own
13:00 <Digerati> :P
13:00 <Serenity> seriously
13:00 <Digerati> yup
13:00 <frayedknot> i always find that brand name funny
13:00 <Serenity> no one cares wht fridge your mUm bought
13:00 <Maurice> We only care about her putting out
13:00 <Digerati> i bought it for the house i built
13:00 <Digerati> i did a victorian style house
13:00 <Serenity> god
14:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/EERjnsK.gif  <---- Ok ... 
15:00 <Digerati> i hate modern shit
15:00 <Fez> Reminds me of aliens
17:00 <Digerati> fucking hell, i got to go to lawyers tommorow, i hate the bitches
17:00 <Digerati> someone please hang me
17:00 <Digerati> pleaseeeeee
17:00 <Digerati> :) heh
19:00 <Maurice> Don't tease people
19:00 <Digerati> i am doing a will
19:00 <Digerati> sigh...
19:00 <Floss> leave everything to a family pet
19:00 <Digerati> hahaha
19:00 <Digerati> i saw something like that ages ago
19:00 <Digerati> it was on TV
20:00 <Digerati> how fucking lame
20:00 <Floss> what you do is leave everyone 5 cents so they cant contest it and say they were forgotten
20:00 <Digerati> cant give the money to a homeless child, gives it to a dog
20:00 <Digerati> you would think the dog was any better than the child
20:00 <Yilmaz> Who was telling me that there is another season of Avatar out now? 
20:00 <Digerati> could have given the dog to the child in the will, and have that the dog be cared for
21:00 <Digerati> some ppl are really dumb
21:00 <Floss> for mine whoevers left has to runn a 400m race and the winner gets the washing machine
21:00 <Floss> its all in little tournaments
21:00 <Floss> if they forfeit it goes to red cross
22:00 <Digerati> red cross is a good org
22:00 <Yilmaz> Digerati: Considering that when you die it will be at least 6 weeks before anyone notices you gone, leave some money to whoever does find you.
22:00 <Floss> lol
22:00 <Floss> a "grossness tip"
22:00 <Digerati> wtf
22:00 <Digerati> i said i am high, i didn't say i am stupid and high
22:00 <Digerati> just high
23:00 <Floss> id be cool with my dog eating me
23:00 <Digerati> rofl, i crashed a website
23:00 <Digerati> hahaha
23:00 <Digerati> silly me
23:00 <Digerati> oh well
24:00 <Digerati> i did a ftp of *.*
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Why
25:00 <Digerati> to test the speed
25:00 <Digerati> i created the website
25:00 <Digerati> ftp apache server
26:00 <Digerati> cant handle the threshold
26:00 <Floss> thats what she said
26:00 <MysteriousShado> Old server
27:00 <Digerati> yeah MysteriousShado
29:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Danny Macaskill: The Ridge (Oct 2, 2014) 7:39 - Category: Sports - 9,076,452 views - 73,652 likes (98.4%), 1,168 dislikes (1.6%)
29:00 <Digerati> fuck dude, check that out
29:00 <Digerati> swesomeeeee
30:00 <Digerati> this guy is a god of bmx
30:00 <Yilmaz> No
31:00 <Digerati> dont fucking tell me you seen better ?
32:00 <simba> bmx sux
32:00 <simba> dh rulez!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Digerati> fuck
32:00 <Digerati> those rims he has
32:00 <Digerati> they are handmade
32:00 <simba> bmx sux!!!!!!!
33:00 <Digerati> they have to be titanium stee
33:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> do you realise how ridiculous you sound
34:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/PoQHHhv.png   <-------- Americans are going full retard.
36:00 <CaptainBlackFranklin> -going
41:00 <Digerati> simba, but not as stupid and (naive) as you are acting like a gangsta and thinking you know it all :)
41:00 <Digerati> :)
41:00 <Digerati> i will stil be in this house
41:00 <Digerati> i wonder why...
41:00 <Digerati> rotflmfao
42:00 <Digerati> hmmm
42:00 <Digerati> genius...
42:00 <Digerati> keep imagining
42:00 <Digerati> i do as i please on the net
43:00 <Digerati> i wondery why...
43:00 <Digerati> why is it so
43:00 <Digerati> hmmm
44:00 <Digerati> sigh...
44:00 <Yilmaz> http://i.imgur.com/t46wlIS.jpg   <---------- So very true. 
45:00 <Floss> must have an annoying dingleberry
47:00 <Rak> oh man Matso's Chilli beer doesn't fuck around
50:00 <Floss> mango ftw
51:00 <Rak> i was tempted to get that but got lychee and chilli instead
51:00 <Floss> interesting
51:00 <Rak> that's how i roll
53:00 <Digerati> protecting (beagles) acka: "carspokes" aint going to work
53:00 <Digerati> his done the dirty, fking with ex-DOD etc, you put the ropes
53:00 <Digerati> around your necks by notifying who you notify, i don't need to do shit... i just sit back and watch the stupidity when you put yourself into a tub of hot shit :) haha, maybe you could contact HM, the DOD are above all they are the elite...
54:00 <Digerati> afp, ahtcc ?
54:00 <Digerati> HAHAHA
54:00 <Digerati> simba, are you on drugs mate ?
54:00 <Floss> i just had the weirdest talk to a 3 yr old on the phone
54:00 <Rak> why were you talking to a 3yr old on the phone at all?
55:00 <Floss> hes my nephew
55:00 <Rak> aaaaah
55:00 <Digerati> hehe
55:00 <Digerati> cute
55:00 <Rak> why so weird?
55:00 <Floss> i call him sausage he hates it lol
55:00 <Rak> hahaha
55:00 <Floss> lol he hung up
55:00 <Digerati> i got 2 girls, grandchildren
55:00 <Digerati> they drive me nuts for lollies
55:00 <Digerati> i tell them not to eat that shit
55:00 <Serenity> .
56:00 <Rak> ,
56:00 <Digerati> telling kids not to eat lollies is like telling elvis to sing punk music
56:00 <doctor> just ban lollies
56:00 <bee_girl> my kids rarely eat lollies and when they do its often too much
56:00 <Floss> lol i give sausage skittles whenever i can
56:00 <Digerati> i bought 2 bags of beatties lollies man
56:00 <Floss> cause im cool aunty liz
57:00 <Digerati> they eat them like cake
57:00 <Rak> give him wonka runts or spree and he'll love you for life
57:00 <Floss> ive got him a giant shark toy from my wholesaler for his birthday im pretty sure that will seal me as favourite
57:00 <Digerati> i should make a solid chocalate easter egg the size of a football
57:00 <Digerati> fuck it
58:00 <Digerati> tell em to go stuff themselves with it
58:00 <Yilmaz> You should get off irc grandpa.
58:00 <Digerati> i never ate confectionary shit when i was a kid
59:00 <Serenity> back in Digeratis day you could buy half a pound of jelly beans for 2x
59:00 <Serenity> 2c
59:00 <Digerati> i come on here cos i am alone and make irc friends, i dont want hot dates
59:00 <Floss> and you had to walk uphill both ways in the snow backwards to get it
59:00 <Serenity> with no shoes
59:00 <Serenity> or jumper
00:00 <Floss> lol
00:00 <Serenity> how old are you if you have grandkids old enough to ask for lollies
01:00 <Floss> he goes "im not a sausage im a big boy" then i call him a sausage again and he spits is lol
01:00 <Digerati> 47
01:00 <Digerati> my grandkids are 4 and 6
02:00 <Serenity> young breeders
02:00 <Digerati> good
02:00 <Digerati> married a cop
02:00 <Digerati> married a doctor
02:00 <Digerati> and married a dole bludger
02:00 <Digerati> 3 daughters
02:00 <Digerati> i am going to kill the one on the dole
02:00 <Digerati> :) haha
02:00 <Digerati> jk
02:00 <Serenity> how old were you when you had them
03:00 <Digerati> why do you want to know
03:00 <Serenity> heres trouble
03:00 <Digerati> sorry
03:00 <Serenity> b ecause im making conversation you rude fuck
03:00 <Digerati> my daughters ages
03:00 <Digerati> ok
03:00 <Digerati> do the math
03:00 <Floss> why be a smartarse digerati
03:00 <Digerati> 25, 27 and 29
04:00 <Serenity> so you were 18
04:00 <Digerati> i said 3 girls
04:00 <Digerati> yah
04:00 <Floss> im nearly 26 with no babies
04:00 <Digerati> i wanted to marry at 16
04:00 <Digerati> i insisted
04:00 <Floss> why
05:00 <Digerati> i got consent
05:00 <Floss> oh cause you couldnt root till you were married?
05:00 <Digerati> it's ife
05:00 <Digerati> life
05:00 <Digerati> it's who we all are
05:00 <Digerati> lost
05:00 <Serenity> i had my first the year i turned 19 so im no one to judge
05:00 <Digerati> in a big word
05:00 <Digerati> world
05:00 <Digerati> i look at the earth as one great big forest
06:00 <Floss> im not judging serenity it doesnt really matter
06:00 <Floss> it happens when it happens
06:00 <Floss> except like 15 and younger i think thats a bit fucked but hey
06:00 <Digerati> when you are a girl and 18 it is hard
06:00 <Digerati> it takes a lot out of your mind to have kids
06:00 <Serenity> mine were all planned. in hindsight it was fucking stupid but i wouldnt change it
07:00 <Digerati> it aint as simple as you see it
07:00 <Digerati> it's like "oh yeah, let's fuck, and see what happend"
07:00 <Digerati> it dont work like that
07:00 <Digerati> a lot do see it that way but
07:00 <Digerati> adventurous
07:00 <Digerati> and dangerous
08:00 <Floss> i do it that way sometimes but only because i cant have kids
08:00 <Floss> so if by some miracle it happens i wouldnt mind
08:00 <Digerati> you can get lost easy in this big forest you call a city
08:00 <Digerati> trust me
08:00 <Digerati> my mom married at 15
08:00 <Digerati> it aint nothing new under the sun
09:00 <Serenity> i hope my kids find more in life at that age
09:00 <Floss> yes same
09:00 <[Maverick]> sif trouble 
09:00 <Serenity> sifnt
09:00 <Digerati> but i believe in western society, humans dont mature till they are working and getting money and living on their own
09:00 <Floss> i dont want my kids to get married lol
09:00 <Digerati> that is 18
09:00 <Serenity> in any society the brain isnt mature until at least 25
10:00 <Serenity> biologically speaking
10:00 <Digerati> not really depends how cognitive people ae
10:00 <Digerati> are
10:00 <Digerati> its based on self teaching
10:00 <Digerati> and cognitive learning
10:00 <Floss> i deff feel more mature now than a year ago but that may be more about personal experience than my age... dunno
10:00 <Digerati> most are not willing to learn
10:00 <Digerati> simple as that
10:00 <Digerati> pride and ignorance
10:00 <Digerati> 2 things
11:00 <Serenity> im speaking only as the brain stops growing and getting to its full maturity
11:00 <Serenity> its 25-28 years old
11:00 <Digerati> brain is just creating
11:00 <Digerati> creatine
11:00 <Floss> mines pudding
11:00 <Serenity> mmm pudding
11:00 <Floss> grab a spoon and dig in!
11:00 <Digerati> knowledge and learning and cognitive understanding is another thing
11:00 <Floss> :D
12:00 <Floss> ill just dribble a bit more than usual sall good
12:00 <Digerati> functioning of the brain depends on genetics as well
12:00 <[Maverick]> n halen cd 
12:00 <Serenity> :o
12:00 <Floss> HEY
12:00 <Floss> now now...
12:00 <Serenity> spoil sport
12:00 <Floss> i am the fun police
13:00 <Floss> no more shenanigans
13:00 <Digerati> simba, you are elite bro, i got nothing against you.. but dude, we need to understand each other more, and who we are
13:00 <Floss> we need to explore the nooks and crannies we never knew we had
14:00 <Serenity> simba isnt even speaking
14:00 <Digerati> ur anus
14:00 <Serenity> calm down grandpa
14:00 <Digerati> oops
15:00 <Digerati> uranus ?
15:00 <Digerati> jk
15:00 <Digerati> soz
15:00 <Floss> lol youre like my mum on fb games
15:00 <Digerati> i am into astronomy but
15:00 <Floss> the first time she txted me "np" i nearly died
15:00 <Digerati> is she single ?
15:00 <Floss> she knows all these abbrevs now
15:00 <Floss> haha
15:00 <Digerati> "who's your daddy"
16:00 <Floss> shes happily married 35 years last sunday
16:00 <Digerati> daddy warbucks
16:00 <Floss> and daddy has rifles
16:00 <Digerati> big guns ?
16:00 <Serenity> this seems to be a popular time of year for weddings
16:00 <Floss> long weekend here
16:00 <Serenity> so many anniversaries
16:00 <Floss> was when i was getting married
16:00 <Floss> they chose that weekend too so ppl had time to get here
17:00 <Digerati> i need to burn incense
17:00 <Digerati> arghhh
18:00 <Digerati> cig smoke reeks
18:00 <Floss> well cigarettes are ridiculous
18:00 <Floss> ugh old ppl...
18:00 <[Maverick]> smoke outside ya fuckwit 
23:00 <Digerati> the worst is that beagle is destroying himself to quickly and i actually feel sorry for the poor prick
23:00 <Digerati> keyword: "quickly"
24:00 <Digerati> i have done it slowly in the past no to sound a hypocrite
24:00 <Digerati> but some people are way over in their head
25:00 <Serenity> why are you even talking about beagle
25:00 <Serenity> hes not here
25:00 <Digerati> i know
26:00 <Digerati> i put up with the prick on paltalk
26:00 <Digerati> seemed like a good kid
26:00 <[Maverick]> why the fuck are you talking about him? 
26:00 <Serenity> kid...
26:00 <Digerati> ol slang
26:00 <Serenity> lol hes nearly as old as you are and a fuck wit degenterate
26:00 <Digerati> i know he is a man
27:00 <[Maverick]> degenterate ehhhh 
27:00 <Digerati> sad but eh ?
27:00 <Digerati> a bit
27:00 <Serenity> shut up
27:00 <Serenity> i can barely reach the keyboard
28:00 <[Maverick]> put your tits away then 
28:00 <Floss> LOL shazam
29:00 <Floss> http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/brisbane-trans-murder-mayang-prasetyo-killed-and-cooked-by-chef-husband/story-fnj4alav-1227082048931
30:00 <simba> lol @ Digerati
36:00 <Fez>  
36:00 <Fez> Ul
37:00 <partay> Floss we love our shemales up here 
38:00 <Fez> She had brisbane biggest penis
38:00 <Fez> +s somewhere
38:00 <partay> id probably let him suck my dick 
39:00 <Fez> Buy him a drink first
39:00 <partay> http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/36166/mayang-prasetyo.jpg?w=600
40:00 <Fez> Too asin lookin
40:00 <Fez> Asian too
41:00 <Fez> Humid tonight
41:00 <Fez> May need a fan on to sleep
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