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03:00 <Thoth> When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
03:00 <Thoth> I bet its fucking hilarious
04:00 <dynuu> i want to start a goth band and call it 'preventions' so people can say 'that band was better than the cure'
04:00 <Digerati> hmm
05:00 <Thoth> http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0017/4670/Lighting-A-Fire-Quick-Facts-A4.pdf
05:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my9JrzHlf9U
05:00 <Thoth> what the actual fuck... gas stoves are banned entirely in total fire bans
05:00 <Thoth> so if you're camping, no warm food for you
05:00 <Thoth> I think the rfs got that detail wrong
05:00 <Digerati> 01,01hello
06:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone ever noticed that this channel never ever has not got a spastic raving on in channel?  Even when you get rid of one, or another goes quiet ... up pops another tampon sucking spastic. 
07:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: nope
07:00 <Thoth> Are we talking about this channel?
07:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my9JrzHlf9U
07:00 <Skirmish> You haven't been here long enough.
08:00 <dynuu> i'm not bitter
09:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: your youtube script broke?
14:00 <Digerati> hmm
15:00 <British^Meat> Skirmish, they have been more rampant as of late
15:00 <British^Meat> id have a zero tolerance policy, but like, im not an op
16:00 <Skirmish> I agree.  B1 went quiet, panda stepped up. Panda goes quiet, Digerati steps up.  It's like they have a roster. 
16:00 <Digerati> you would not now where to start being an admin
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> "oh okay matey it's my night to log in and act like a petrol sniffer. Tally-Ho!"
17:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/MarchAgainstMonstanto/photos/a.566016720083519.1073741828.566004240084767/867993676552487/?type=1
17:00 <Thoth> I like posts like that... what are the things that were declared unsafe by skeptics, and have since been proven to be quite safe?
18:00 <Thoth> fat & salt are one
18:00 <Digerati> i got a room with over 100 members on paltak
18:00 <Skirmish> Is Digerati Beagle? 
18:00 <simba> lol nop
18:00 <simba> its some old cunt whos just as lost 
19:00 <simba> i just saw b1 was banned
20:00 <British^Meat> lol roster
20:00 <Thoth> shark attack
20:00 <British^Meat> yer i reckon you're right
21:00 <bee_girl> 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXY6Bp-SG4
22:00 <Thoth> water fluoridation is quite good, but the conspiracy theorists still bang on about that... like they've never travelled to bathurst or other such places that don't have it and seen the dental health of the population and the no statistical difference in cancer rate
22:00 <Thoth> fucking ignents
23:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXY6Bp-SG4
23:00 <bee_girl> fuck em
24:00 <Thoth> Stupid people really piss me off
24:00 <British^Meat> mmmm
24:00 <British^Meat> know of a conspiracy theorist do i
25:00 <British^Meat> Calls everyone who doesnt believe him a sheep
25:00 <Thoth> Aren't conspiracy theories a culture?
25:00 <Thoth> Isn't he dancing to somebody elses tune?
26:00 <simba> well not if he thinks he hums the same tune
27:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPy5igZJnVw
27:00 <Thoth> How do you conclude a debate against fluridation? Exposure to the conspiracy theory perhaps?
28:00 <Thoth> How do you conclude ufos are real and visit us regulary? The statements of bob lazar and that one guy from roswell, perhaps?
28:00 <Thoth> They are someone elses tunes.
28:00 <simba> so you cant really come to any conclusion of substance
28:00 <Thoth> I'm saying these people simply aren't smart enough, yes
29:00 <simba> yea i think trusting the words of 1 man is the worst way to believe something
29:00 <Thoth> If they learnt about water additives, they wouldn't be skeptical about it, leading to their conspiracy ideas about fluridation. It'd all come from hearing the conspiracy theory.
29:00 <simba> so that rules jesus out!!!
30:00 <Thoth> Being skeptical about everything I hear makes me disbelieve conspiracy theories :/
30:00 <Skirmish> B1 should be back soon. it was a 24 hour ban wasn't it? 
31:00 <Skirmish> He was sooking last night that it was "excessive". 
31:00 <British^Meat> i want garlic bread
31:00 <British^Meat> why was he banned?, did i miss?
32:00 <Skirmish> Thoth: Nazi Germany used Flouride to make the population easier to manipulate. That is why it has a stigma attached to it.
34:00 <Skirmish> He mouthed off to Serenity. 
34:00 <British^Meat> lolf
34:00 <British^Meat> oh wait
34:00 <British^Meat> thats right, i remember now
35:00 <Skirmish> Panda told simba he was a dead man and he still owed him money for a ball he kicked down the street too.  That was funny. 
35:00 <British^Meat> lol, i think i saw that too, told him to "WATCH OUT FOR YOUR FAMILY"
35:00 <British^Meat> whackjob
36:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: rationalwiki words it nicely. "Most health effect arguments against water fluoridation (such as toxicity and mottled teeth) base their assumptions on much higher doses of fluoride than are allowed in tap water and the excessive cherry-picking of studies. Additional studies on links between fluoride and cancer, and fluoride and bone fractures have been shown to be invalid."
37:00 <Thoth> Skirmish: I think the stigma actually comes from peoples stupids
37:00 <Skirmish> That too. 
39:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/britainfirstgb/photos/a.346633882148546.1073741826.300455573433044/526672964144636/?type=1&theater
39:00 <Thoth> Not racist at all, eh
41:00 <simba> lol so many funny dumb replies
42:00 <simba> i wish i could let them all know individually how useless they are
43:00 <Thoth> Do it
43:00 <Thoth> But yea I feel you, I can't really be bothered aye
45:00 <Thoth> I wonder how much explosive you can hide under a burka anyway, and what kind of damage it'd do.
46:00 <Thoth> Maybe we have it all wrong. Maybe we should stereotype the fat women who wear burkas, as terrorists
48:00 <Skirmish> Create a facebook page named "This is God and I have a message for you ...."
48:00 <Skirmish> Go around commenting on the dumb shit people say on social media.
49:00 <Thoth> So thats why I need more than one aol email address.. good thinking.
49:00 <Skirmish> "I'm offended, because it looks like other people are offended and I have a right to be offended because I clicked LIKE on Kony2012 YEAH! Facebook Activism FTW!"
50:00 <Skirmish> I got death threats over Kony. At least they could have found him. 
50:00 <Thoth> Any crowd gathering, particularly protesters and users of Facebook, will only have stupid and sometimes psychotic beliefs
50:00 <Thoth> That should be a new biblical commandment.
52:00 <simba> it creates opinions that dont even exist
52:00 <simba> just by people all sharing their anger with each other
52:00 <Thoth> Nah you're simply wrong. Religion is the cause of all wars.
53:00 <Thoth> I say that with much sarcasm because I totally agree, you have a great point
54:00 <Digerati> hmmm
55:00 <Thoth> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203566965629372&set=gm.794776540590063&type=1
55:00 <Thoth> Being a moron isn't being a patriot
57:00 <simba> that page is amazing
57:00 <Thoth> Are people really that dumb and racist?
57:00 <Thoth> Oh nevermind, I'm friends with some of them. Fuck :(
57:00 <simba> "irreverent fun"
08:00 <TokenDaRing> screwss are you autistic?
08:00 <Skirmish> screwss: Proving my point is all you have to say? 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no just Jewish
09:00 <Serenity> honestly if i have to read whinging about pandas week long ban that maurice TOOK OFF because she spoke to him about it in another channel
09:00 <Serenity> im gonna ban whoever whinges
09:00 <doctor> ban all negativity
09:00 <Skirmish> I was just stirring her. 
09:00 <Serenity> its finished
09:00 <Serenity> let it go
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we know he's a little darling of your's
09:00 <Serenity> fuck off b1
09:00 <Skirmish> When he was ban he would say "I am not ban evading because the ban wasn't set properly".  That is all I was having a laff at. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> only person we're not "allowed" to give shit about
10:00 <Serenity> push my patience and see what happens
10:00 <Serenity> because im way past caring
10:00 <Maurice> Getting lippy there Bastardly_One
10:00 <Serenity> havent been here for 2 weeks
10:00 <Serenity> im not putting up with your shit
10:00 <Serenity> shit stirring toad
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you 
10:00 <Maurice> Lol I instantly pictured Matt Preston
10:00 <Digerati> i am the guy in the glasses and curly hair and lanyard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TVNYvYIq78
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [LAN-slide v7.0] :: Milk Skulling Competition (Apr 10, 2014) 3:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 28 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> must of hit the nerve of truth :)
10:00 <Serenity> no
10:00 <TokenDaRing> someone said that the reason Bastardly_One hasn't been around is because you've been away, Serenity
10:00 <doctor> i don't know why people make enemies on the internet
10:00 <Serenity> you're a shit stirrer
11:00 <Digerati> check the link out
11:00 <Serenity> and i have no reason not to ban you anymore
11:00 <Serenity> so keep going
11:00 <Digerati> i am in the video simba
11:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TVNYvYIq78
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [LAN-slide v7.0] :: Milk Skulling Competition (Apr 10, 2014) 3:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 28 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <milk> infatuated?
11:00 <Maurice> Here he goes, being wishy washy again
11:00 <Digerati> curly hair and lanyard is me
11:00 <Maurice> When he only just pm'd me last night asking where Serenity was
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so? 
11:00 <Serenity> he knows nothing hes just a shit stirring prick causing problems whenever he speaks
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: That guy is too young to be you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> have a cry ... oh wait
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you already are
12:00 <Maurice> I'd almost think someone hacked him
12:00 <Maurice> Because he's not knees deep in your arse for once
12:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i want unlimited internet
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Maurice: it's kind of like a cat, when you go away for a long time and come back, they're shitty at you
13:00 <Maurice> Mines really good at doing that
13:00 <TokenDaRing> B1 is just a sooky cat
13:00 <doctor> skulling milk? no wonder most of them look tubby
13:00 <Maurice> Although she's been kinda quiet since she ate my snowmans arms
13:00 <milk> blowing it out your nose is the best trick
13:00 <milk> my girlfriend used to do that
13:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> had myself a hot milo as a treat
13:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah when people skull milk you make them laugh
13:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tAKcdGeN4Y
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [LAN-slide v7.0] :: Mario Kart 64 Competition (Apr 10, 2014) 10:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 26 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Digerati> our emulator
13:00 <doctor> i could never do that. ended up coming out of my eyes instead
14:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk where's your girlfriend now?
14:00 <milk> usually you give them a gob full of milk and say "are you going to spit of swallow?" and punch them in the face before they decide
15:00 <milk> she died of aids
15:00 <Digerati> http://lanslide.com.au/'
15:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> black bugs
15:00 <milk> after we broke up, she slept with everything that moved to get back at me
15:00 <doctor> that would be assault and hence not a very nice thing to do
16:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk what kind of things did you and your girlfriend get up to?
16:00 <milk> women love a bit of rough treatment doc, it makes them feel like they have something to hold onto
16:00 <Skirmish> Ignore everything milk says. He has had as much experience with women as screwss has ... which isn't much.
16:00 <doctor> I'm not willing to test that theory
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Skirmish do you have a girlfriend?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> milk really killed his girlfriend, chopped her up and ate her bits
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish has a fiancee
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> mmm ok
17:00 <Skirmish> ][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo: No. No gf. 
17:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ah
17:00 <milk> a financer?
18:00 <milk> damn
18:00 <milk> if I was going to be ceremonially pulled I'd wanta pre-nup
18:00 <beehhh> you might have deported me but it would a costed you billions of dollar by now
18:00 <Skirmish> If you need a pre nup then you shouldn't get married.
18:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk what kind of milk are you?
18:00 <Maurice> COSTED YOU
18:00 <beehhh> hahaha niether side wins
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> full cream?...
19:00 <milk> I like play table tennis, I like shoot dog...
19:00 <milk> nice, I like...
19:00 <beehhh> Maurice thinks west is the new safe-heaven it used to be a hole while i was there
19:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Skirmish been up to much this week?
19:00 <beehhh> AHOLE
19:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: You should try come back to Australia. I hear Cambodia is nice this time of year.
20:00 <Maurice> beehhh, you haven't been in Aust for like, 30 yrs, move the fuck on you stupid fucker
20:00 <beehhh> lot of hot prostitute
20:00 <Skirmish> ][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo: It's only wednesday ... so no, not much this "week". 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish hahahah
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ahh okay
20:00 <milk> Indehasia is nice enough
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Skirmish do you watch any tv?
20:00 <beehhh> norway is where im betting my arse now on
20:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> amsterdam sounds fun
21:00 <Skirmish> Only my tv. I try not to be rude like that.
21:00 <beehhh> you guys stab me next minute might tell me sorry
21:00 <Maurice> Nobody from here will apologise for stabbing you
21:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> Skirmish what shows on tv do you like?
21:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: Look at the topic. I would suggest tonight isn't a good night to log in and sook about your cancelled Australian visa. 
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> no apolagies
22:00 <Skirmish> ][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo: My current fav is Last Week Tonight. 
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> none
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> mmm
22:00 <beehhh> many innocent victims are in jail i get that Skirmish
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> mmm is that really even a show?
22:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i wonder
23:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> and if so
23:00 <Skirmish> ][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo: Of course it is. Look it up.
23:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> what's it about?
23:00 <beehhh> wasted 11 years and some got their passport cancelled thanks bishop
23:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ok ok
23:00 <Skirmish> It's a review of last weeks news.
23:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ah okay cool then
23:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> :)
23:00 <Skirmish> I am also watching Hells Kitchen at the moment. Season 13. 
23:00 <Skirmish> brb work related stuff.
24:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> cool i like the simpsons and family guy
24:00 <Maurice> I'm watching You're the worst yet again
24:00 <beehhh> Maurice can you give me a one good excuse of  the linkage between perth and melbourne
24:00 <Maurice> I don't know what that means
24:00 <Skirmish> I liked you're the worst too!  The chick with the overbite .... I want her so bad.
24:00 <beehhh> course you do think again what are we
24:00 <milk> I like Full House
25:00 <Maurice> I can't STAND her
25:00 <Maurice> Lindsay
25:00 <milk> especially that episode, you know the one
25:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> good stuff milk
25:00 <beehhh> winning is all in your mind
25:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk ever have any other nicks?
26:00 <beehhh> how can you put a coin into a vending machine when the hole is sealed or blocked with chewingum etc
26:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> or has it always just been milk?
26:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> beehhh use a screwdriver
27:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ram that coin in
27:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> 2 bucks
27:00 <beehhh> we irony is was almost there only a sausage short from the barbique
27:00 <Digerati> beehhh, hey mate
27:00 <beehhh> hey Digerati
27:00 <Digerati> you get that sex change you always wanted ?
27:00 <milk> we never have that problem
28:00 <beehhh> yes im a woman
28:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
28:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk what kind of girls do you like?
28:00 <Digerati> no dick and no balls ?
28:00 <milk> we just invite chinese over if we dont have enough sausages
28:00 <simba> lol @ b1
28:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hi simba
28:00 <Digerati> fuckkk
28:00 <simba> what up romeo
28:00 <Digerati> cool story bro
28:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> life man
28:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> what up with you man
28:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ?
29:00 <simba> 4:1)
29:00 <simba> Everything
29:00 <simba> Everything rox!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> i tried to jerk off to some really good porn but my pc kept getting viruses
29:00 <milk> ever get your head caught in your zipper?
29:00 <simba> thats no good
29:00 <beehhh> im a pirate
29:00 <simba> how do u even get viruses
30:00 <Digerati> can i be your pimp beehhh ?
30:00 <milk> from mixed race chicks
30:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> ahaha milk
30:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk did you do well in school?
30:00 <Digerati> beehhh, i promise to let you blow me 3 times a day
30:00 <milk> why all the questions?
30:00 <beehhh> you can be a asslicking dog for your woman
31:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> why not ask questions?
31:00 <Digerati> whoreeeee
31:00 <milk> are you stalking me again?
31:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> milk are you worth stalking?
31:00 <milk> you like those chinese spies down at windan bridge who follow you everywhere
31:00 <paNdiS> dk mw
32:00 <paNdiS> duck me!
32:00 <paNdiS> white poet
32:00 <beehhh> indo chinese or malay chinese?
32:00 <][[[^White-Poet`WaR_LoRd|Romeo> hehe
32:00 <paNdiS> http://www.artofeurope.com/eliot/eli5.htm
32:00 <paNdiS> read that
32:00 <paNdiS> inbody knows anything about poetry
32:00 <paNdiS> has read that.
32:00 <paNdiS> and Paraise Lost.
33:00 <paNdiS> Paradise.
33:00 <Digerati> i love poetry
33:00 <paNdiS> Digerati I know you will love that link
33:00 <Digerati> timon of athens is my fav
33:00 <Digerati> Timon Of Athens
33:00 <paNdiS> what's um
33:00 <milk> chinese government, the chinese embassy is right near there, and there would be at least 25-30 chinese fishermen every night who cant speak english
33:00 <paNdiS> jupiter
33:00 <paNdiS> shakespear
33:00 <paNdiS> sonnets
34:00 <beehhh> next year i sure visit my family in melb
34:00 <paNdiS> i read back to back as a kid
34:00 <paNdiS> something that
34:00 <paNdiS> i think
34:00 <beehhh> but not going to stay there any longer
34:00 <paNdiS> i was eight
34:00 <Digerati> King Lear fell in love with his daughter, was a incestuos bastard
34:00 <beehhh> maybe a few weeks the most nothing fancy me there
34:00 <Digerati> it is a offcut of herodotus
34:00 <paNdiS> yeah well everybody knows that
34:00 <paNdiS> sonnets Digerati
34:00 <Digerati> king herod had sex with his daughter
34:00 <milk> you walk past the fishermen, and they follow you home
34:00 <paNdiS> Shakespears sonnets
34:00 <paNdiS> read the Jupiter one
35:00 <Digerati> maybe shakes like the incest thing
35:00 <paNdiS> actually
35:00 <paNdiS> read thi
35:00 <paNdiS> this
35:00 <paNdiS> pm
35:00 <paNdiS> a director I think you like
35:00 <Digerati> i love greek poetry
35:00 <beehhh> unless you pay me a million which i highly doubt it can be delivered with the current recession and educational riot going on in straya
35:00 <paNdiS> loves this poem of mine.
35:00 <paNdiS> :P
35:00 <Digerati> stick with normality
35:00 <Digerati> hehe :) 
35:00 <Digerati> soz
35:00 <Digerati> i should say
35:00 <Digerati> i am sticking with normality
36:00 <Digerati> whatever others like, i dont mind
36:00 <Digerati> but i do like greek poetry
36:00 <paNdiS> Digerati
36:00 <beehhh> norway seems cool to me the hottest day never reached above 35
36:00 <paNdiS> u reading in pm?
36:00 <Digerati> nah dude
36:00 <paNdiS> im not posting it in here
37:00 <Digerati> i got eyesight probs
37:00 <beehhh> many would perished away in this upcomming dry heat n haze
37:00 <Digerati> wtf
37:00 <beehhh> matter of minutes
37:00 <paNdiS> wtf what?
37:00 <paNdiS> he's my mate.
37:00 <Digerati> umm
37:00 <milk> they always do this
37:00 <milk> give give or nuke
38:00 <Digerati> it scares me the first name
38:00 <Digerati> i guess westerners will now delete the name Rolf
38:00 <paNdiS> ye well bad boy bubby scared me ask a kid
38:00 <milk> well you sent the chopper in, now they'll all be running around with meat cleavers
38:00 <Digerati> and delete the name harris
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuvkciFbxg
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dracula Untold - Trailer 2 (Sep 3, 2014) 2:06 - Category: Entertainment - 34,895 views - 97 likes (94.2%), 6 dislikes (5.8%)
39:00 <paNdiS> Digerati
39:00 <paNdiS> I will blow ur mind
39:00 <Digerati> beehh you should watch the tv series, :true blood
39:00 <Digerati> cool pandis
39:00 <paNdiS> yeah
39:00 <paNdiS> so let me
40:00 <paNdiS> not in chan
40:00 <Digerati> p,
40:00 <Digerati> pm
40:00 <paNdiS> kk
40:00 <paNdiS> pm me
40:00 <beehhh> you should act like an tru blu
40:00 <Digerati> i am on morpheine, from operation
40:00 <milk> and look, they paid someone
40:00 <Digerati> so i guess this will fuck me over
40:00 <ShadowLurker> you're all homos
40:00 <milk> it's all my fault
40:00 <milk> everyone gang up on me
40:00 <beehhh> oooh how lucky are you Digerati
40:00 <milk> shit
43:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Yes, Lindsay. I had mega bonerage when she was rewting in the back of the minivan. 
48:00 <beehhh> Maurice when was the last time you were in melbourne?
50:00 <beehhh> im going to take mphil in curtin they offer me full fee waive scholarship in marketing research
51:00 <beehhh> same cert as delivered in bentley campus
52:00 <Skirmish> You're not going to uni. You have been talking about it for ages now. Just fuck off with your shit beehhh. 
54:00 <Maurice> Skirmish she was ok then coz she was quiet
54:00 <Maurice> Edgar shits me, he's a Ross wannabe
55:00 <Maurice> And beehhh, I was in melbourne more recently than you were
55:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm Lindsay. 
55:00 <Maurice> Difference being I can't be deported
56:00 <Digerati> If you gave someone advice that worked for the stock market in 1995 to invest 10 grand in Microsoft, just your regular joe... and they didn't how stupid would that make them ?
56:00 <Digerati> do tel
56:00 <Maurice> I'd bang Jimmy though
57:00 <beehhh> http://soes.curtin.edu.my/electrical-and-computer-engineering/courses/master-of-philosophy/
57:00 <Maurice> http://www.perthnow.com.au/technology/telstra-to-revamp-payphones-into-wifi-hot-spots/story-fnhqgjzl-1227075008995
59:00 <beehhh> you cant have both so i choose the miri
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.curtin.edu.my/courses/Postgraduate.htm
00:00 <Skirmish> You're not a post graduate though beehhh. 
01:00 <beehhh> by next year i'd start
01:00 <Maurice> You're not even a functioning person
01:00 <Skirmish> Then you need to look at undergraduate courses you idiot.
01:00 <beehhh> june/july -- Maurice you got it too right
02:00 <Skirmish> You want to go to uni and you don't even know what courses to look at enrolling in. 
02:00 <beehhh> im graduating soon
02:00 <Skirmish> I don't believe you.
03:00 <beehhh> maybe you should i pay 1/3 of your international fee and expenses
03:00 <Maurice> You should I
04:00 <beehhh> take phd in norway
04:00 <Maurice> Get over Australia, Norway and Canada
04:00 <Maurice> Just accept nobody wants you
05:00 <beehhh> norway is nowhere near canada or australia
05:00 <Maurice> No shit, time you realised that
05:00 <beehhh> its nearer from bangladesh like aust nearer to indo
05:00 <Maurice> I also hate to break it to you, but Canada and Aus arent near each other either
06:00 <beehhh> Maurice by the sound of it your not a bad person then why care
06:00 <Maurice> But I am, I'm fat and break balconies, keep up
07:00 <beehhh> it was on channel seven news a fat man was lying flat on the grass aftermath
07:00 <Skirmish> back on ignore for beehhh. Need to find a way to make that permanent. 
08:00 <Maurice> For Skirmish http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kether-donohue-you-re-the-worst-premiere-in-hollywood_1.jpg
08:00 <beehhh> 500,000 bangladeshi in uk and same amounts of indo/malay in australia
09:00 <Skirmish> She has brown eyes. I think that is what does it for me. 
09:00 <Skirmish> She's a hotty.
09:00 <Maurice> But she's not!
09:00 <Skirmish> She is so! 
09:00 <Maurice> It's like she talks with her tongue behind her teeth
10:00 <Maurice> Although Becca shits me more
10:00 <Maurice> I want to smash her in the face
10:00 <Skirmish> Is that the chick that went over to Jimmies to root him?
10:00 <Maurice> Yeah, Lindsays sister
10:00 <Maurice> That Jimmy was boning
10:00 <Skirmish> yeah
10:00 <Maurice> They met at Beccas wedding
11:00 <Maurice> Have you seen ep 10 when it was the lead up to current events
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah
13:00 <Maurice> I've been watching a show called Young and Hungry
13:00 <Maurice> It's the 'I see dead people' s sister'
14:00 <Maurice> And the dude from Shit My Dad Says
14:00 <Maurice> It's not bad
14:00 <Skirmish> I am going to get the new Gotham when I get home this morning and see if it is going to be a good show or not.
14:00 <Skirmish> The premiere wasn't bad.
14:00 <Maurice> Oh my son was talking about that
15:00 <Skirmish> It's worth a look. Good cast ... not a bunch of unknowns. 
15:00 <beehhh> never forget what i did for you
15:00 <Skirmish> Just as long as it doesn't go like Under the Dome or Arrow. I stopped watching both of them. They got tired. Under the Dome is trying to be Lost.
16:00 <Maurice> I never watched either
16:00 <Skirmish> You're not missing out.
16:00 <Maurice> Mum watches Arrow
17:00 <Maurice> Keeps harping on at me to find her new eps when there weren't any
17:00 <Skirmish> I think the 3rd and final season of The Newsroom starts soon. I like that show a lot. Shame it's going to wrap up.
17:00 <Maurice> Never heard of it
17:00 <Skirmish> I think it is between seasons for Arrow at the moment.
18:00 <Maurice> She also harps on about Grimm
18:00 <Skirmish> https://eztv.it/   <---- Tells you how long before a show returns.
19:00 <Skirmish> 6 days until Arrow returns.
19:00 <Skirmish> 22 days for Grimm
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't care, I'm not downloading them for her lol
19:00 <Maurice> She has foxtel, she can wait until they air
22:00 <Skirmish> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm spag and meatballs for dinner.
26:00 <Maurice> Yum4
26:00 <Maurice> -4
27:00 <Maurice> I haven't made that for awhile
27:00 <Skirmish> Mine is a frozen meal. They taste good though. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Lean cuisine ones.
28:00 <Maurice> Oh I make my own, but it's still been awhile
28:00 <Maurice> I'm not a huge fan of mince, but I like meatballs
29:00 <Skirmish> We made chicken mince tacos last week with Ethan and they were awesome.
29:00 <Maurice> My kids had chicken and salad in taco boats tonight
30:00 <Maurice> Maybe theyre tortillas
30:00 <Skirmish> I like mexican food.
30:00 <Maurice> These things http://www.amomlessordinary.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo1.jpg
31:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they are tacos. Ethan likes them over the hard shell type.
32:00 <Maurice> They're not, the packet says tortilla..
32:00 <Maurice> But I've seen people do omelets and pies and all sorts in them
34:00 <simba> bayern munchen!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Skirmish> Well that was over all too soon. 
34:00 <Skirmish> I need to do stuff. brb
47:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm pepsi max
57:00 <Saemon> hola hola
57:00 <Saemon> rock n rola
58:00 <Saemon> wats up evetone
58:00 <Saemon> why so quiet
59:00 <Skirmish> Do you really need to ask why nobody wants to engage in conversation with you?
59:00 <screwss> why so serious?
59:00 <screwss> ultimate troll, strikes again
59:00 <Faruk> hey
59:00 <screwss> Skirmish: do you really need to deliver your opinion to all of us?
59:00 <Faruk> turk
00:00 <Faruk> s
00:00 <Skirmish> screwss: Yes, and like the peasants you are you will suffer it. 
00:00 <screwss> haha
00:00 <Faruk> bot?
00:00 <screwss> Faruk: yes Skirmish is a troll bot
00:00 <Faruk> screwss ?
00:00 <screwss> it says automatic responses based on what you say
00:00 <screwss> usually repeats itself tho
00:00 <Faruk> Adonis
01:00 <Skirmish> Screwss can't get past the first date with a woman. 
01:00 <screwss> that would make me a suffrgette
01:00 <paNdiS> Adonis what
01:00 <paNdiS> Faruk?
01:00 <Skirmish> He gets very offended when they refuse to follow up.
01:00 <Faruk> Im turk
01:00 <Faruk> c*
01:00 <paNdiS> so
01:00 <paNdiS> good for you.
02:00 <Faruk> u ?
02:00 <paNdiS> I'm Welsh.
02:00 <Faruk> asl :)
02:00 <paNdiS> not big like him
02:00 <paNdiS> but fit as fuck and fast.
02:00 <Skirmish> More like Rejectedanavian. 
02:00 <paNdiS> wing tsun
02:00 <paNdiS> uno
02:00 <screwss> lazer Skirmish 
02:00 <paNdiS> Faruk?
03:00 <paNdiS> That boy does major shit I can't do.
03:00 <Faruk> yea
03:00 <Skirmish> My nick was not born from any type of game whereby you shoot opponents. 
03:00 <paNdiS> yea
03:00 <screwss> sounds a bit iffy to me Skirmish 
04:00 <paNdiS> you know the hundred punch?
04:00 <Faruk> asl pandish
04:00 <paNdiS> Faruk?
04:00 <Skirmish> Panda is not fit, and does not know wing tsun. He threatens people with knives. 
04:00 <paNdiS> 32 m adel
04:00 <paNdiS> uno
04:00 <paNdiS> the hundred punch
04:00 <paNdiS> isnt to hurt
04:00 <Faruk> gay ?
04:00 <paNdiS> just to frighten
04:00 <paNdiS> and push ur enemy away
05:00 <paNdiS> so you can push them over.
05:00 <paNdiS> I just saw you attack Adonis
05:00 <paNdiS> this is why simba
05:00 <paNdiS> doesnt want to see me again irl.
07:00 <paNdiS> give me 70 dollars for my nike ball you kicked onto the street simba.
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> fuck off
11:00 <Skirmish> lol simba
11:00 <Skirmish> Did you kick his ball into the street? 
12:00 <Saemon> Bonny
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <Saemon> what went down with bastardly_one in here?
12:00 <Saemon> howcome he's banned?
13:00 <Bonny> I don't know I'm not an op in here
14:00 <Saemon> i assume some massive fight or something must have gone down in here
14:00 <Saemon> were u present for this?
14:00 <simba> no there was no fight u gossiping idiot
14:00 <simba> stfu
14:00 <simba> Skirmish it went over a fence 
15:00 <simba> in like
15:00 <simba> 2009
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> ROFL
15:00 <simba> when we were drunkenly shooting hoops
15:00 <Skirmish> There was no massive fight. B1 talked shit. B1 got hit. He is unban now. It was only for an hour. 
16:00 <Saemon> i see
16:00 <Saemon> thank you for informing me skirms
16:00 <Saemon> much appreciated
16:00 <Skirmish> You should take that under advisement Saemon. The tolerance for shit cunts in this channel has expired. 
16:00 <Saemon> i like to keep up with the news of what goes on around in here
16:00 <paNdiS> oh
16:00 <paNdiS> im sorry
16:00 <paNdiS> i didnt tell you about him
17:00 <paNdiS> ages agoi
17:00 <paNdiS> ffs.
17:00 <paNdiS> Saemon, I've told you
17:00 <Saemon> Skirmish what nickname do you prefer more? skezza or skirmz?
17:00 <paNdiS> Skirmish, B1
17:00 <paNdiS> all out to get you
17:00 <paNdiS> same shit they do me
17:00 <paNdiS> like Mew
18:00 <paNdiS> and her crap
18:00 <paNdiS> but it's you're own fault
18:00 <Skirmish> Drug induced paranoia kicking in is it paNdiS?
18:00 <paNdiS> when you suck up b1s ass
18:00 <paNdiS> i dont care
18:00 <paNdiS> i lied before
19:00 <paNdiS> y wanna know ME
19:00 <paNdiS> come over
19:00 <paNdiS> you are welcome to.
19:00 <paNdiS> to just chill.
20:00 <Saemon> can we watch porn?
21:00 <paNdiS> sure
21:00 <paNdiS> u gonna save me now?
21:00 <paNdiS> check this out
21:00 <paNdiS> simba
21:00 <paNdiS> owes me
21:00 <paNdiS> and he is a dead cunt irl.
21:00 <paNdiS> peash!
22:00 <Skirmish> lol
22:00 <simba> im scared
22:00 <Skirmish> death threats on irc are always funny.
23:00 <Skirmish> lol you are going to make his paranoia go off the charts. 
23:00 <Skirmish> "I'm not banned ... it wasn't set properly". 
23:00 <simba> mau
23:00 <simba> im sad to hear he somehow got in maurices ear
24:00 <simba> im surprised she would fall 4 that
41:00 <Saemon> Bonny
41:00 <Saemon> i thought we were having a conversation?
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Bonny> I don't consider lying as a conversation
42:00 <Saemon> can we take this to pm?
42:00 <Bonny> nup
42:00 <Saemon> i dont want to air out dirty laundry in public
43:00 <simba> fuck off Saemon
44:00 <Saemon> ok as an act of good faith, i shall respect your wish Bonny
06:00 <Skirmish> I would laugh so hard my bladder would let go if Saemon got zlined. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Why are you awake so late Bonny? 
14:00 <Saemon> lol skezza dont be silly :P
29:00 <Saemon> oi skez
29:00 <Saemon> u a fan of game of thrones?
29:00 <Saemon> Skirmish
30:00 <Saemon> wtf
30:00 <Saemon> wat a rude ass
35:00 <Saemon> oi skez
35:00 <Saemon> u a fan of game of thrones?
36:00 <Saemon> Skirmish
36:00 <Skirmish> What?
36:00 <Saemon> im talkin to you
36:00 <Saemon> skez is my nickname for you
37:00 <Saemon> u a fan of game of thrones?
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that is lovely and all but I have no interest in nicknames. It implies we're friends, which is a lie. 
37:00 <Skirmish> I watch the show, I wouldn't call myself a fan though. 
37:00 <Saemon> it may be a lie for the moment, at this moment
38:00 <Saemon> but in getting to know you in order for us to beCOME friends
38:00 <Skirmish> You are far too stupid for me to ever consider you a friend.
38:00 <Saemon> hence why im asking you if u like game of thrones
38:00 <Saemon> to find common ground
38:00 <Skirmish> Let's just put that out there.
38:00 <Saemon> socialising 101
38:00 <Saemon> ok sure, lets not become friends then
38:00 <Saemon> lets start of as aquaintances
39:00 <Skirmish> Excellent idea. Your best yet. 
39:00 <Saemon> and then who knows what may develop in the future
39:00 <Saemon> cool, i think so about this idea as well
39:00 <Skirmish> No. Our interaction on irc has no label. 
39:00 <Skirmish> We are not friends, we are not acquaintances. 
39:00 <Saemon> fellow chatroom members then
40:00 <Skirmish> You are a twit, and I am another user that holds you in disdain. That is the full extent of it.
40:00 <Saemon> lol ur being a sillyhead ^_^
41:00 <Saemon> so, whos your fav character in game of thrones?
41:00 <Saemon> i love the hound sandor clegane
43:00 <Saemon> i warn you Skirmish
43:00 <Saemon> you're on my good side for the moment.
43:00 <Saemon> dont break my heart man
44:00 <Skirmish> I consider myself warned. 
46:00 <Saemon> where u from
46:00 <Saemon> melbourne?
46:00 <Saemon> perth?
46:00 <Saemon> i myself am a proud south australian :D
53:00 <Saemon> dont fight it xm
54:00 <Saemon> let it happen
54:00 <Saemon> once ive cum i will let u go
55:00 <Ana_Ng> high quality people
55:00 <xm> hey it's that attention seeking yappy jack Russell again
55:00 <xm> Jack*
55:00 <xm> ill just blow the dog whist;e
58:00 <xm> how lovely there is a way to block YouTube ads from Safari after all :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
03:00 <Saemon> xm lol im only joking bro geez
03:00 <Saemon> u know i luv ya
04:00 <xm> i cant tell if ya jokin' or jerkin'
04:00 <xm> coz everything turns ya on
05:00 <Saemon> lol
07:00 <Saemon> omg
07:00 <Saemon> im so hungry bro
52:00 <Fez> Who
56:00 <ShadowLurker> when
10:00 <paNdiS> lumes!
13:00 <lumeah2> paNdiS: 
15:00 <paNdiS> u sleep good
15:00 <paNdiS> i woke up at 9am finally
27:00 <Floss> Sore
38:00 <Floss> What's going on??
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my balls are getting smaller
40:00 <Floss> Hmm no that can't be it
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my head is spinning
41:00 <Floss> What's with all the joining and quitting
42:00 <Fall> script kiddies
42:00 <Floss> Mmk
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a net split happens all the time
44:00 <Floss> How long does it go for?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ script kiddies
49:00 <paNdiS> LOL@THEM
49:00 <paNdiS> you gotta troll right, like this, write a rhyme bout it
50:00 <paNdiS> I was a few seconds last night from seeing what the mossberg had to offer and feed my thoughts to that Jesus Christ on the altar, slayed some meanies on irc, verbally, gained xp, turned into a different me and gave the trolls EXACTLY what they asked for, brain surgery, right right, with a proverbial butterfly knife!
50:00 <paNdiS> ;) ShadowLurker just your insults are shit.
51:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone still in bed?
53:00 <Floss> Yes
54:00 <ShadowLurker> seems that way
55:00 <Floss> No energy or patience for shit today
57:00 <paNdiS> ahaha
57:00 <paNdiS> even my mate that's gonna fuck simba up irl loved that shit on fb
58:00 <paNdiS> i mean just give me the seventy dollars for the nike bball he booted over fence onto the road never to be seen again, what a dog.
58:00 <paNdiS> shit i never treat ppl bad irl
58:00 <paNdiS> just u fuckers on here.
59:00 <paNdiS> Floss you candy arse ugly twat.
59:00 <Floss> Lol where did this come from
59:00 <Floss> Doesn't matter I dont care
00:00 <ShadowLurker> what
17:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
17:00 <Fez> Hi bonny
18:00 <Bonny> hey Fez.. :)
19:00 <lumeah2> Hi Bonny 
19:00 <Bonny> hey lumeah2
20:00 <lumeah2> What ya up to? 
30:00 <Bonny> not a lot
30:00 <Bonny> was on phone
31:00 <paNdiS> to me
31:00 <paNdiS> i was real mean :/ soz
31:00 <paNdiS> never askin u to cook me a roast again bonnies!!!
40:00 <British^Meat> for once there is an empty void where names should be at the bottom of the nick list
40:00 <British^Meat> 42 souls remain here
41:00 <paNdiS> sos
41:00 <paNdiS> hi babes
41:00 <paNdiS> wb bonnies
41:00 <paNdiS> soz for all teh prank calls i just mean bastard :P
42:00 <lumeah2> You don't prank me! 
42:00 <lumeah2> *cries*. Lol
43:00 <paNdiS> my mob is disconected
43:00 <paNdiS> lols
43:00 <paNdiS> i didnt keep up with teh credit hahaha
43:00 <paNdiS> ahahaha@on me
43:00 <paNdiS> ur voice is hella hot tho
43:00 <paNdiS> i be all *om i glob jizz*
44:00 <paNdiS> lumes i wore da new pants down to coles b4 lolz@looks i got i had 2 cars honkin hahahahaha
44:00 <Fez> Oh my blob
44:00 <Fez> glob too
44:00 <paNdiS> lolz
45:00 <paNdiS> they say glob in Adventure Time instead of God so I say Glob!
45:00 <paNdiS> coz im wack with poo brain.
52:00 <lumeah2> Uhuh. 
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> mwa
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> lumes
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> [11:26] <%Aero> I miss you. :(
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> [11:28] <slinky_J> i miss all of u
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> [11:28] <slinky_J> right
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> [11:28] <slinky_J> now
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> [11:28] <slinky_J> HUGS AND SEXUAL ASSAULTS!
58:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> rofl
24:00 <simba> 04:05:09 -paNdiS- I got it! I have some mystical shit, you will die in thirty days, unless you grow balls and pay me back. Ur family is fucking dead call the cops.
24:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking insane
26:00 <ShadowLurker> that cunts gotta be the biggest headcase
26:00 <British^Meat> he's a #melbourne staple now
26:00 <ShadowLurker> he's worse that pieter and saemon combined
27:00 <British^Meat> i agree with this
28:00 <ShadowLurker> then theres this guy
29:00 <British^Meat> Im just going to (attempt to) not give any of them any attention
29:00 <British^Meat> " <PandasDontDrive> I'll stick to not mentioning you, directly or indirectly. That's a promise and I keep those. I'll only talk to you if you want me to. cheers again."
29:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
30:00 <ShadowLurker> lool promises
30:00 <ShadowLurker> worth 0 fucks
31:00 <British^Meat> just purchased a pair of oversized mirrored aviators from zee ebays, if they are not oversized i will be miffed
31:00 <British^Meat> yer, total whackjob
32:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck this shit
32:00 <ShadowLurker> im supposed to be drawing up a system operation document
33:00 <ShadowLurker> cbf
34:00 <mrgrumpy> swap you for an ICT project scope definition document...
34:00 <ShadowLurker> no thanks i prefer afterthoughts
35:00 <Thoth> Cunts fucked aye
36:00 <mrgrumpy> that's one of a cunts purposes yes...
37:00 <ShadowLurker> cunts are goot hand warmers
37:00 <ShadowLurker> good
38:00 <Thoth> I'm so hung over hahah
38:00 <mrgrumpy> a bit oversized if you're using them as a hand warmer, wouldn't 4 finger warmers be better?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> depends how big ur hands are
38:00 <mrgrumpy> pretty big
48:00 <Thoth> Some vaginas are pretty big too
49:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh ive seen one with a fire extinguisher in it
50:00 <Thoth> At the local pub I take it?
51:00 <Thoth> Hmm I should do something today
52:00 <ShadowLurker> get a job
52:00 <Thoth> My friend wanted me to go over for a bbq. Except my friend is gay
52:00 <ShadowLurker> and
52:00 <Mew> more clunge for you pal
52:00 <Mew> get in there
52:00 <Thoth> He talks too much. So annoying
52:00 <ShadowLurker> whats being gay have to do with talking too much
53:00 <Thoth> His excessive talking is gay
53:00 <ShadowLurker> what are you like 10
53:00 <Thoth> 9
53:00 <Mew> hot
58:00 <Thoth> 9 m nev
58:00 <Thoth> asl
59:00 <Mew> erland?
59:00 <Thoth> no nev
59:00 <Mew> oh
59:00 <Thoth> lvnev
00:00 <Thoth> i like slots
00:00 <Thoth> u lik slots?
01:00 <Mew> i like shots
02:00 <Fall> I like your mumma
03:00 <Thoth> mom lik slots
06:00 <Thoth> Imagine a tender, juicy beef roast, slowly roasted over a low fire. When carved into paper thin slices, the juices run out onto the cutting board. The flavor fantastic and the color a perfect pink.
13:00 <Thoth> ISTA provide training to ASIO therefore I am God. Except I don't know who ASD, ASIS, DIO, DIGO or DSA are or what they do. Fucking rag heads.
13:00 <Thoth> I was so drunk last night but I remembered the conversation I stumbled apon in here, was pretty much that.
14:00 <simba> Hahaahahahahahahahahaha.
19:00 <Thoth> Digerati: tell me more about how important you are
26:00 <abc> who let the dogs out who who who who who ?
30:00 <doctor> terrorists did
30:00 <doctor> need to clamp down on people with dogs
34:00 <Thoth> I let the dogs out me me me me me
34:00 <Thoth> Say uhh... didn't ISTA train members of ISIL?
41:00 <Thoth> BlackDevil: you're a meanie
42:00 <BlackDevil> dont troll
42:00 <Thoth> I'm not trolling. I did forget my password
43:00 <BoyzToMen> u should of wrote it down on ur unsecure yellow notepaper
43:00 <Thoth> Also I do actually want a vhost
44:00 <Fall> www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I Boxxxy, he was trollin'
44:00 <BoyzToMen> i.am.a.vhost.com
44:00 <BoyzToMen> dot.dot.com
45:00 <Thoth> plz BlackDevil 
45:00 <Thoth> I will make you rotissarie roast
48:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> getting a vhost wont stop simba stalking u
48:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> go visit gods house in saudi arabia
49:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> shes naked soaking wet
50:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> yer shake it like a tomatoe sauce bottle shake it
51:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> ShOtGuN
52:00 <Skirmish> I want a vhost. Who organises them? 
52:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> ask BlackDevil or in #help or #asd or check the website for more info
53:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> you have to be regiasterd longer then 3 months i believe
53:00 <Lumeah> Asd
53:00 <Skirmish> Over a decade should be ok then.
53:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> lol decade
53:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> :)
53:00 <Thoth> Please visit us online in #asd if you wish to apply
53:00 <Thoth> Then BlackDevil bans you.
55:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he just doesn't like you? 
56:00 <Thoth> I like him
57:00 <xm> 28 days not 3 months. we're not waiting for Winter to be over here
58:00 <xm> pretty sure you can do it now Skirmish 
58:00 <Skirmish> I will get around to it. 
58:00 <Skirmish> I need to come up with a good one now., 
58:00 <xm> im expecting a new vhost like [email protected]
59:00 <xm> it would be very skirmishish
59:00 <Skirmish> I have never own nor worn a pair of doc martins. 
59:00 <Skirmish> 5.11 Tactical Boots on the other hand .... 
00:00 <xm> [email protected]
00:00 <Skirmish> lol that is a good one. 
00:00 <Skirmish> I think my old one was @fuelled.by.your.tears
00:00 <xm> yes, i remember something like that
04:00 <Thoth> I wanted aol.com as a vhost
06:00 <Mew> bens was your.mums.smashed.kebab
06:00 <British^Meat> miss ben
06:00 <Skirmish> We all do. 
06:00 <Thoth> Where'd he go?
07:00 <Skirmish> He taps Mew ... irc is well beneath him.
07:00 <Floss> what a champ
07:00 <Skirmish> If I could go balls deep in Mew you would never see me on irc again.
09:00 <Floss> charming
10:00 <Skirmish> Don't be jealous.
10:00 <British^Meat> do u even know of ben Thoth?
24:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> http://youtu.be/TA7gnSyuIik
25:00 <simba> shit song pz
25:00 <British^Meat> yes yes
25:00 <Thoth> There are people named Ben? Weird.
25:00 <British^Meat> as soon as was typed i wonder, is pz?
26:00 <British^Meat> oh my
27:00 <simba> My oh My
28:00 <British^Meat> is he cats?
28:00 <British^Meat> i will investigate
28:00 <British^Meat> no, but he is #politicledebate
28:00 <British^Meat> another trouble chan
30:00 <simba> Quite.
31:00 <BlackDevil> just finished my 5th red bull
31:00 <Thoth> With jagermeister I hope
32:00 <simba> thats gross man
32:00 <Fez> Breasts
32:00 <simba> 2 a day cant u read the side of teh can
32:00 <British^Meat> i dunno how ppl can drink that shit
32:00 <British^Meat> r u going for a run BlackDevil?
33:00 <British^Meat> i see the mums at work buying thier kids massive cans of V and i always ask "going for a run are ya?" and they're like "nah, just homework"
33:00 <British^Meat> y u need so much energy?
33:00 <British^Meat> r u a robot?
33:00 <BlackDevil> working on my 6ths
34:00 <BlackDevil> i've been up 7 days in a row
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> no u havent
34:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <BoyzInTheMutherFuckinHood> dere comes the boys from the capital cities
51:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure you would be dead well before you got to 7 days. 
00:00 <British^Meat> indeed
00:00 <British^Meat> if i was told "ive been up for 7 seven days" one would assume they meant they had not slept, at all, or gone to bed for seven days
13:00 <SpanishGuy> Hi deviish_angel
15:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm fresh sups on the way ...... *garggle*
19:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/BnJkD1jNzvs
19:00 <British^Meat> sup sup sup!
25:00 <Blarp> seems almost dead in here today, did I miss a memo?
36:00 <Skirmish> Reason 37 I am marrying my fiance. "Hey, when you come home can you bring me pad thai and dim sims?"  YES. 
43:00 <Thoth> Your bringing it to her?
43:00 <Thoth> Thats not how its supposed to work
51:00 <British^Meat> methinks tis the other way around and that it is she that will bring it to he
58:00 <doctor> too noisey. noise should be banned
58:00 <TheRon> I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
59:00 <doctor> oh i'll have you arrested for that
59:00 <Ana_Ng> omg look at them LOOK AT THEM
59:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/13pHZ5J.jpg
00:00 <TheRon> i can't quite make them out
00:00 <doctor> could feed a large tribe of starving africans
00:00 <Ana_Ng> that's about 35,000 walrus
00:00 <TheRon> ahh
01:00 <British^Meat> BUT IM NOT YELLING
01:00 <Ana_Ng> hauled out on the northwest coast of alaska
01:00 <British^Meat> oh wait, i totally was
03:00 <Ana_Ng> this is a bit unusual - usually they'd be out on sea ice
03:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, im not a marine biologist
03:00 <TheRon> is sea ice what i think it is?:
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know what your brain thinks it is
04:00 <TheRon> drugs?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> uh, no
10:00 <Mew> meow meow
10:00 <British^Meat> sounds like my cat
10:00 <British^Meat> at this time of night
10:00 <British^Meat> EVERY NIGHT
10:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a cat.
10:00 <Ana_Ng> LOOK AT IT
11:00 <British^Meat> it just wants food
11:00 <British^Meat> im not giving in to its demands
11:00 <British^Meat> it gets fed at 4pm, no sooner no later
11:00 <TheRon> feed me or i'll shit behind the fridge
11:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> "perrish the thought, you should cherrish the words that I got in my mouth, the only words that can explain how I got in your house"
11:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> unf Cage <3 id so fuck cage
12:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> total prison sex.
12:00 <TheRon> huh
12:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY6GQf2jgQ8
12:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> it's a good song
12:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> he does horrorcore mostly
12:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> this is a love song about a stalker :P
13:00 <TheRon> closer by nine inch nails?
14:00 <Mew> release the krakwhore
14:00 <TheRon> shaun's on tonight
14:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> oh man closer owns
14:00 <Lumeah> Mew go shag skirmish 
15:00 <Thoth> Ya'll cawks are cocks
15:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> first time i saw the vid i was all WOT BOOBS!!!
15:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> ;) ronnies
15:00 <Thoth> Except for Panda. He's a faggot.
15:00 <British^Meat> kraken ze deutch
15:00 <Lumeah> So many faggots
15:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> fk town was weird today so many faggots
15:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> wtf
15:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> lolz
16:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> 3 guys with no ties i said ill buy you a tie not wearin a tie isnt in fashion right now
16:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> then im like love your hundred dollar suit
16:00 <Lumeah> Lol should a taken pic of pants pandy 
16:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> ahahahaha
16:00 <Mew> Did he go "ehhhhhhhhh.. "
16:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> oh i didnt take camera or fone
16:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> i was gonna get my mate to take a pic of this funny as fuck graff with a number
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> fone number
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> but i was rushin :/
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> oh i got my new pants on lumes n wrist band
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> have to send to top back but
17:00 <Thoth> Panda offers to buy a stranger a tie, and he thinks they're faggots.
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> gave me the size top mews bf could fit into
17:00 <Thoth> Great story
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> fat fuck
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> lazy shit
17:00 <Thoth> Clap clap etc.
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> yo Mew
17:00 <Mew> lmao
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> your kid still hiding trains
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> ?
17:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> bf sticking his dick in milk?
18:00 <Lumeah> Ahh. Lol
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> boy it's great you had a child.
18:00 <TheRon> i like nickleback
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> woooo!
18:00 <British^Meat> now now pandas be nice
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> celebrate
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> lols
18:00 <British^Meat> u just got over a one week ban (lol)
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> i will
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> idc ban me
18:00 <Mew> he gets so irritated by me its incredible
18:00 <psYbR> who wouldn't
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> ima just go call this bitch got number from in town
18:00 <psYbR> bloody Mew ;)
18:00 <Mew> i love it
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> Mew u hate me and ashlee
18:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> hahaha loser!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Mew> see? loool
18:00 <Lumeah> You do not TheRon 
19:00 <TheRon> i do too
19:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> im not really dude, im rich for a 32 yr old
19:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> made 17 grand poker
19:00 <psYbR> ha 32
19:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> bam
19:00 <Lumeah> What songs? 
19:00 <psYbR> you old fuck
19:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> ino babe
19:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOL
19:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> old as
19:00 <British^Meat> gosh, chatting so hardcore
19:00 <psYbR> how do you even know how to use computers? do you one-finger-type?
19:00 <Lumeah> Hi psYbR 
19:00 <Mew> man he's typing so hard right now
19:00 <psYbR> hey lumes :)
19:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> god its so easy to rile you n mew up British^Meat
20:00 <British^Meat> huh?
20:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> i just mirror this shit
20:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> n watch u cunts go on
20:00 <British^Meat> im like, totally not riled
20:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> n when im banned
20:00 <British^Meat> you could say im the exact opposite :)
20:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> u fuckers just went agro at anyone
20:00 <psYbR> n != and
20:00 <spOOkyfiNGers> lolarious
20:00 <British^Meat> oh
20:00 <British^Meat> i got a joke!
20:00 <British^Meat> its about kit kats
20:00 <ShadowLurker> oh but simba
20:00 <ShadowLurker> he can just mirror it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> its lolarious
21:00 <Lumeah> Love ya poem pandys
21:00 <Mew> lmao slumeah
21:00 <British^Meat> Guy walks into coles and asks the checkout chick "can you get me a kit kat chunky?"
21:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
21:00 <British^Meat> the girl walks off and brings him a kit kat chnky, and goes " here you are sir, one kit kat chunky"
22:00 <British^Meat> to which the man replies, "no, i just wanted a normal kit kat you fat bitch"
22:00 <British^Meat> funny?
22:00 <psYbR> no
22:00 <British^Meat> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> oh come on
22:00 <Lumeah> Yes mew?  Whats funny 
22:00 <Lumeah> Huh? :p
22:00 <TheRon> animal, rockstar, how you remind me, someday, if today was your last day
22:00 <Mew> oh nothing
22:00 <psYbR> Mews face
22:00 <psYbR> huehuehue
23:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:00 <Mew> psYbR you're heading the right way for a smacked ass mate
23:00 <Lumeah> *nods * the ron
23:00 <TheRon> she likes that
23:00 <psYbR> promise? ;)
23:00 <Lumeah> Oh please smack lol
23:00 <Lumeah> He'll love it
25:00 <psYbR> yep. Im a kinky fuck.
31:00 <psYbR> ^ finally someone who'll put out
32:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity, handbra pls
33:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Nup
33:00 <psYbR> Mew, make ashleighXtrinity give us a handbra :(
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> arent u satisfied with mews?
35:00 <psYbR> thems is pretty good, but need new content every now and then you know?
35:00 <psYbR> ashleighXtrinity's boobs would make good new content
35:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Nup
36:00 <simba> u want boobs?
36:00 <simba> www.tumblr.com
36:00 <psYbR> no boobs there
37:00 <simba> you have to click the URL
39:00 <psYbR> helpful
39:00 <psYbR> not
39:00 <simba> r u new to the internet
40:00 <psYbR> yep
40:00 <TheRon> linkin park - in the end
41:00 <psYbR> dethklok - in the beginning
42:00 <simba> <TheRon> linkin park - in the end
42:00 <TheRon> yes?
43:00 <TheRon> port are getting ryder and gorringe
44:00 <psYbR> trust me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiy84B5TcZM
44:00 <simba> dont jinx it!!
44:00 <TheRon> sometimes goodbye is a second chance
45:00 <TheRon> bomber thopson to the gold coast?
45:00 <simba> no matter how hard the past, u can always begin again
46:00 <TheRon> i reckon ablett said sack mckenna and go after bomber
46:00 <TheRon> gary ablett is running the suns
46:00 <British^Meat> TheRon wont dont u ever google tits?
46:00 <simba> thats Gossip talk mate
46:00 <British^Meat> is your internet limited?
47:00 <simba> leave that 2 the women
47:00 <Loof> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
49:00 <TheRon> 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
49:00 <Loof> mmm mi goreng mmm
56:00 <British^Meat> Hiya matrix, hey, could you ask your great mate Saemon to stop coming into #adelaiesa with a new IP, calling us all cunts/losers/wankers, and then leaving again?
56:00 <British^Meat> cheers maaaaaaaaaate
56:00 <matrix> No one here is a great mate.   I just have never had an issue with him
58:00 <British^Meat> [16:27] * psYbR ([email protected]) has joined #adelaidesa
58:00 <British^Meat> [16:27] <psYbR> you're all cunts/losers/wankers
58:00 <British^Meat> touche :)
58:00 <psYbR> ;D
58:00 <British^Meat> i guess i asked for that :)
59:00 <simba> whats wrong psYbR
59:00 <psYbR> nothin?
59:00 <psYbR> whats wrong with you?
59:00 <Digerati> hi all
59:00 <British^Meat> you are
00:00 <British^Meat> whats wrong with you?
00:00 <Digerati> british, sup mate :)
00:00 <Digerati> fuck i hate it, was in the city at supreme court
00:00 <simba> nm u
00:00 <Digerati> hi simba
00:00 <Digerati> dressed in a 3 piece suit
01:00 <Digerati> fucking probate
01:00 <Digerati> i hate suits
01:00 <British^Meat> i dont talk to Digerati anymore
01:00 <British^Meat> can someone inform him of that?
01:00 <Digerati> brit, that's ok, i got nothing against you
01:00 <matrix> Suits suck though
01:00 <Digerati> simba, how you doin ?
01:00 <Digerati> they do matrix
02:00 <simba> suits look p cool
02:00 <Digerati> had to do a will today
02:00 <Digerati> to my granchildren
02:00 <Digerati> fuck i feel like i am 100
02:00 <Digerati> got grey hair now
02:00 <Digerati> but i will always be young :)
03:00 <Digerati> electric dreams :)
03:00 <Digerati> oh yeah, i did splash out today for myself :)
03:00 <Digerati> bought a pair of akg's headphones :)
03:00 <Digerati> $200, they were on special
03:00 <Thoth> Hey Digerati 
03:00 <Thoth> DGIO are invading your privacy
03:00 <Digerati> hi thoth'
04:00 <simba> really? kool
04:00 <simba> what model ?
04:00 <Digerati> akg 142 hd
04:00 <Digerati> yeah
04:00 <Digerati> i think i got that right
04:00 <Digerati> google image them
04:00 <Digerati> not a bad set
04:00 <Digerati> might go a bit higher in price later, with a better set
05:00 <Digerati> i bought these ones for the ipod
05:00 <simba> oh ok
05:00 <Digerati> but they are really comfy
05:00 <Digerati> velvet
05:00 <Digerati> nice and clear
05:00 <Digerati> metal and leather :)
05:00 <Loof> :)
05:00 <Digerati> ol skool
05:00 <Digerati> luv em
06:00 <simba> they look a bit 'futuristic''
06:00 <Digerati> it's like on yeah, aint spent money for clothes or shit in years, still got my ol jeans and turtle neck from 20 years ago in good con
06:00 <Digerati> simba, not really check the past out
07:00 <simba> not a big fan of the big silver look
07:00 <Digerati> fucking shoes i aint bought in 20 years, last pair i got i hardly use, $600 usually walk barefoot in jeabs and turtle
07:00 <Digerati> typical steve jobs
08:00 <simba> 600 bux for 1 pair of shoes?
08:00 <Mew> $600 on a pair of shoes?
08:00 <Digerati> italian handmade
08:00 <TheRon> shaun micallef cracks me up
08:00 <simba> u got owned
08:00 <Digerati> i know a italian shoemaker here
08:00 <Digerati> very rare peope
08:00 <Digerati> no mate
08:00 <Digerati> he works in a house
08:00 <Digerati> dude
08:00 <Digerati> he is a leatherist ?
08:00 <Digerati> whatever the fuck you call them
08:00 <simba> pay 600 bux for shoes you dont wear = ownage??
08:00 <Digerati> hard leather
09:00 <TheRon> a cobbleR?
09:00 <Digerati> hey ron
09:00 <TheRon> hello
09:00 <Mew> this guy
09:00 <Digerati> simba, to get genuine handmade shoes will set you back now like nearly 2 grand
09:00 <simba> not if you dont want em
09:00 <Mew> that's dumb as
09:00 <Digerati> and i don't know many shoemakers
10:00 <Digerati> i wear them at weddings and funerals and baptisms
10:00 <simba> i get genuine hand made shoes, it just so happens that those hands are underpaid and overworked,,,,
10:00 <Mew> there's no way their time/materials are worth 2 grand
10:00 <TheRon> i'm here without you baby
10:00 <Digerati> simba, thing is mate, i actually saw the guy make them
10:00 <Digerati> by hand
10:00 <British^Meat> 600?
10:00 <Digerati> took him a month
10:00 <Digerati> cheap as brit
10:00 <Digerati> yeah
10:00 <simba> did u watch the whole time
10:00 <Mew> how long did it take Digerati?
10:00 <Digerati> he is a senior now
11:00 <British^Meat> r u lying?
11:00 <Digerati> 1 month, he is retired
11:00 <Digerati> ffs, why would i lie about shoes ?
11:00 <British^Meat> its ok if youre lying, u can just tell me
11:00 <TheRon> a retard?
11:00 <Digerati> are you a liar that dont believe people ?
11:00 <Digerati> jesus
11:00 <Digerati> they are just fucking shoes ffs
11:00 <simba> so why pay 600 for em
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Mew> it just seems a bit ridiculous for just shoes
11:00 <TheRon> my bro fixes shoes for aliving
11:00 <British^Meat> yer, but 600 for no name shoes made in some dudes house...
11:00 <British^Meat> what am i suppose dto believe?
11:00 <Digerati> his italian from italy
12:00 <TheRon> and does engraving, fixes watches.....
12:00 <Digerati> made with his hands
12:00 <Digerati> so yeah
12:00 <Mew> sounds like you got bent over by an italian
12:00 <Digerati> i think that's cool
12:00 <Mew> Lucky he wasn't greek
12:00 <Digerati> he asked for 500
12:00 <Digerati> i gave him a extra 100
12:00 <simba> thats bananas
12:00 <Digerati> he does measure the foot
13:00 <Digerati> brogues are hard to come by
13:00 <simba> how much do u think it cost him for the materials?
13:00 <Digerati> british style he made me
13:00 <TheRon> i get free shoe repairs, keys cut.......
13:00 <Loof> i want a pair of docs
13:00 <Digerati> oh dude, the materials he uses are the materials we used in art class
13:00 <Digerati> real rawhide thick leather
13:00 <British^Meat> has he got a website? i think i might be keen
14:00 <British^Meat> if they are durable and hard wearing
14:00 <Digerati> hahaha
14:00 <Digerati> he is a local and 80 years old
14:00 <Digerati> yeah right'
14:00 <Digerati> he is retired now man
14:00 <British^Meat> mine tend to split across the sole, will my new ones?
14:00 <simba> does he have twitter
14:00 <British^Meat> oh daaaaaaaaaaaamn
14:00 <Digerati> that was 20 years ago
14:00 <British^Meat> retired
14:00 <Loof> does he at least give you a reacharound for that price?
14:00 <TheRon> retard?
14:00 <Digerati> they aint worn out at all
14:00 <Digerati> still look new
14:00 <Digerati> i prize them
14:00 <simba> pictures of these $600 shoes?
15:00 <Digerati> i want to be buried in them
15:00 <Digerati> actually you know what simba
15:00 <Digerati> that's a good idea
15:00 <simba> pix
15:00 <Digerati> i will take a photo of them
15:00 <Digerati> i never thought of that
15:00 <Digerati> polish them with some wax
15:00 <simba> put them outside on some pebbles in the backyard
15:00 <simba> make it artistic
15:00 <Digerati> and sell them on ebay for over a grand ? :) hagahhaah
15:00 <simba> umm yea good luck
16:00 <Loof> or in an op shop for 50 cents
16:00 <Digerati> give them a italian corsican french name
16:00 <Digerati> loof, handmade shit in melb is extremly rare
16:00 <Digerati> those old private shoe shops are gone
16:00 <Digerati> we had one in ascot vale and his gone
17:00 <Digerati> camilliri
17:00 <British^Meat> u type heaps
17:00 <Loof> cumirl
17:00 <Digerati> i live in essendon
17:00 <Digerati> camiliri
17:00 <TheRon> op shop, good quality shoes, off to my brother to fix them up
17:00 <simba> stewart crameri
17:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a pair of leather shoes i got in the czech republic 10 years ago. they are too worn out to wear, too expensive to fix, but i will not give them away.
18:00 <Digerati> thats what i mean ana
18:00 <Digerati> handmade is prestige
18:00 <Loof> die ana you scabby ass pimple
18:00 <TheRon> loof no need for that
18:00 <Digerati> i think only a few companies are left in italy
18:00 <Ana_Ng> they're not handmade, but yeah - worth every penny
18:00 <simba> Today we discuss: When humans fall in love with Shoes.
18:00 <Digerati> might go for a holiday to greece
18:00 <Digerati> buy some italian shoes
19:00 <Digerati> stolen
19:00 <TheRon> on dr oz........
19:00 <Loof> globalsupermegamart makes better shoes
19:00 <Digerati> zegna is a good bran
19:00 <Digerati> brand
19:00 <Digerati> fuck this keyboard
19:00 <Digerati> zegna is a bit cheaper than most marketed brands
20:00 <Loof> sylethread has good shoes
20:00 <Digerati> http://www.zegna.com/au/home.html
21:00 <Fall> goodbye
21:00 <British^Meat> see my loafers former gophers
21:00 <Digerati> suits are cheap
21:00 <simba> Loefah!!!!!!
21:00 <Digerati> around 2-3 grand for their suits
22:00 <Digerati> prince william wears that brand
22:00 <Digerati> fuck bagnato
22:00 <simba> i scrub up nice in my birthday suit
22:00 <TheRon> don't we all
23:00 <Digerati> http://www.henrybucks.com.au/store/Ermenegildo-Zegna-Wool-Self-Stripe-Suit.html
23:00 <Digerati> pure new wool
23:00 <Digerati> that's what i got
23:00 <Digerati> i only got 1 suit
23:00 <Loof> why pay two grand for something that will be out of style in 18 months
24:00 <Loof> it's dumb
24:00 <Digerati> i keep my shape
24:00 <Digerati> simple
24:00 <Digerati> dont give a fuck about style
24:00 <Digerati> i am not into fashion
24:00 <simba> i got a new suit end of last year and the jackets already tite
24:00 <Digerati> i aint a show off
24:00 <Loof> not into fashion but you pay 2 grand for a suit
24:00 <Loof> cmon man dont bs
24:00 <Digerati> simba, i got a diet plan
24:00 <TheRon> beer?
25:00 <Digerati> beer galore :)
25:00 <Digerati> i burn calories man :)
25:00 <British^Meat> see my Loofer former choofer
25:00 <Digerati> farout
25:00 <British^Meat> ah hah, that sucked
25:00 <TheRon> all these stupid women that want breast implants, i can do exactly the same using nothing but beer
26:00 <Digerati> is dr dre headphones good ?
26:00 <Loof> no
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Digerati> fark
26:00 <Loof> beats are shit as
26:00 <Digerati> argh
26:00 <simba> yea
26:00 <simba> theyre pretty bad
26:00 <Digerati> than what ?
26:00 <Digerati> shure ?
26:00 <simba> i use shure
27:00 <Digerati> nice
27:00 <simba> depends what u use em 4
27:00 <Digerati> u got style
27:00 <Digerati> i got a 32 band eq
27:00 <Loof> what model simba?
27:00 <Digerati> i do mixing
27:00 <simba> SRH 840
27:00 <simba> i do meth
28:00 <Digerati> http://planet-sound.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/srh840_side_6_cols.jpg
28:00 <Digerati> coil ?
28:00 <Digerati> they are hot
28:00 <simba> theyre beautiful
28:00 <Digerati> will buy em
29:00 <Digerati> i like the leather
29:00 <Digerati> that's why
29:00 <Digerati> mine are velvet cupped
29:00 <simba> thats why ur gonna buy em?
29:00 <simba> ?
29:00 <Digerati> so i wont be on bike when using the akg
29:00 <British^Meat> Leather gives out the best sound IDIOT
29:00 <Digerati> leather is good when sweating on bike yeah
29:00 <simba> theyre not really the kinda headies you use riding a bike
29:00 <simba> ...
29:00 <simba> unless you have a turntable with you too
29:00 <Digerati> stationery bike
29:00 <British^Meat> yer
30:00 <British^Meat> u need ear plugs
30:00 <simba> in ears
30:00 <Ana_Ng> is that a bike that writes letters?
30:00 <simba> yes
30:00 <Loof> what connection do they have?
30:00 <Loof> can i plug em in a phone?
31:00 <Ana_Ng> obviously, they are chain letters.
31:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, im just not that fussy with headphones
31:00 <simba> yes just normal jack
31:00 <simba> 1/4 jack or w/e its called
31:00 <simba> 1/4 inch
31:00 <British^Meat> i have a pretty good pair of $80 seinhiesers though
31:00 <Loof> nice i'll get some
31:00 <British^Meat> but all these sounds nerds wouldnt even be able to listen to em
31:00 <British^Meat> its weird
31:00 <simba> they come with the adaptor to hook em up 2 whatever else
31:00 <Loof> awesome
31:00 <British^Meat> my "headset and Mic" on my ps3 cost me $20 :/
32:00 <Digerati> so they pull out from the headset yeah ?
32:00 <simba> yea they can be unattached
32:00 <Digerati> fuck nice
32:00 <Digerati> solid
32:00 <Ana_Ng> i have some gigantor Leia headphones that keep my ears warm in the winter...when i get to work, my face is -20, but my ears are 35
33:00 <Loof> chainsmoking today
33:00 <Loof> not good
33:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/akg/products/akg-q701
33:00 <Digerati> check those out
33:00 <Loof> game development is a stressful hobby
34:00 <British^Meat> lol, oh what id do to see Loof's first game
34:00 <Digerati> it aint real leather but
34:00 <Digerati> i seen it
34:00 <simba> they look mental
34:00 <Digerati> they are excellent but
35:00 <Digerati> saving up to get these
35:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/grado/products/grd-ps1000
35:00 <Digerati> quincy jones
36:00 <Loof> you must be loaded
36:00 <Digerati> there is more expensive than that mate
36:00 <Digerati> you can go 5 grand the most
36:00 <Loof> i'd want a lifetime warranty for that
37:00 <Digerati> made in usa
37:00 <Loof> so is meth
37:00 <Loof> :P
37:00 <Loof> are they lifetime warranty?
37:00 <simba> the alessandros were my favorite over the top stupidly expensive headphones
37:00 <Digerati> austnet is made in usa :)
38:00 <simba> but theyre just over the top
38:00 <Loof> assnet
38:00 <simba> youre not gonna buy those to listen to your ipod with are you Digerati
38:00 <matrix> That your favourite place loofy
38:00 <matrix> :-P
39:00 <Digerati> the looks aint changed much in grado simb
39:00 <simba> okkkokoikoik
40:00 <Digerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/grado/products/grd-ps1000
40:00 <Loof> nah my favorite place is your sister's bedroom matrix
40:00 <Digerati> loof, she is 12
41:00 <simba> ....
41:00 <Digerati> yeah that box is kinda silly that jaben made
41:00 <Digerati> i can make one better with a bit of laquer and wood
41:00 <matrix> Poor Loof
41:00 <Digerati> and soldering iron
41:00 <Digerati> i mean wtf
42:00 <Digerati> mindles fucking consumerism
42:00 <simba> like spending 2k on headies?
42:00 <simba> xD
42:00 <simba> and using em on an ipod,,
42:00 <Digerati> you cant make headies easily
42:00 <Digerati> amp is easy to make
43:00 <Digerati> anyone with no knowledge of electronics can make an amp under supervision
43:00 <Digerati> if a 12 year old
43:00 <Digerati> its basic electronics
44:00 <Digerati> my amp, i made
44:00 <Digerati> valves
44:00 <British^Meat> u type heaps
44:00 <simba> Quincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy JonesQuincy Jones
44:00 <Digerati> so do you
44:00 <British^Meat> no, i dont
44:00 <Digerati> yeh you do
44:00 <Digerati> do to
44:00 <British^Meat> nuh uh
44:00 <Digerati> yup
45:00 <Digerati> ;)
45:00 <Digerati> heh
45:00 <Digerati> fuck at least i aint on booze anymore
45:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe you should be
45:00 <simba> http://pastebin.com/RpDNFJJM
45:00 <Digerati> this shit the doc gave me fucks my mind solid as it is anyway
46:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with booze?
46:00 <simba> youre probably better off on booze over the meds eh?
46:00 <Digerati> i hallucinate rarely
46:00 <Digerati> true
46:00 <Digerati> but i got no choice
46:00 <TheRon> STOP LOOK AT ME SWAN!
46:00 <Digerati> will be off these meds at the end of the year anyway
46:00 <Digerati> back oepration, had a rod inserted
46:00 <Digerati> oxycodyne and morpheine
47:00 <British^Meat> most of the power chatters are on some sort of medication
47:00 <Digerati> yeah
47:00 <Digerati> cheating :)
47:00 <TheRon> you know only the good die young
48:00 <Digerati> fuk, i am just a noob so yeah
48:00 <Digerati> wtf
48:00 <Digerati> umm yeah ron
48:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> i think u needa be on meds to be a power chatter
49:00 <Digerati> noob boon
49:00 <Digerati> down in the boondocks
49:00 <simba> otherwise u cant be bothered wasting so much energy on nothing
49:00 <TheRon> wwed
49:00 <TheRon> weed?
49:00 <Digerati> fuck weed
49:00 <Digerati> weed breeds psychosis
49:00 <simba> Digerati has giant bags of weed in his basement
49:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
49:00 <Digerati> would love to live in SA but
50:00 <Thoth> Man I love ginger beer
50:00 <British^Meat> kirks?
50:00 <Digerati> gayyyyy
50:00 <Thoth> bundy
50:00 <Ana_Ng> oh thoth, so good
50:00 <simba> <Digerati> weed breeds psychosis - lol
50:00 <Thoth> With scotch
50:00 <British^Meat> yer bundy aint bad
50:00 <Ana_Ng> shit, i forgot to buy ginger beer
50:00 <Thoth> Ana_Ng: did you buy scotch?!?!
50:00 <Ana_Ng> yes!
50:00 <British^Meat> I D G I. I like weed. simba likes weed. But we arent fucked in the head
50:00 <Thoth> Well I guess thats enough then.
50:00 <TheRon> RESPECT, find out what it means to me
50:00 <Digerati> weed and scotch don't mix fucktards
51:00 <Digerati> i did that once
51:00 <Digerati> it boiled my brain
51:00 <Ana_Ng> it will get me through another day
51:00 <simba> cos we dont mix it with meds 
51:00 <Digerati> i felt my brain was on fire
51:00 <Thoth> Digerati: correct, weed only mixes with fucktards.
51:00 <simba> weed and scotch go pretty well actually
51:00 <Digerati> thc acts with the methanol
51:00 <Digerati> it boils the receptors
51:00 <Thoth> I'm roasting pork atm... smells so good
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i have been trying not to buy booze...but i am getting an $1800 boost on thursday, so $100 can go to stocking the bar
52:00 <TheRon> ahh look at all the lonely peoplre
52:00 <Thoth> I mix some crushed garlic with paprika and thyme and chili flakes...
52:00 <Thoth> best seasoning
52:00 <Digerati> fuck booze, aint bought alcohol in over a decade
52:00 <Digerati> we got over 1000 bottles stashed in the cellar
52:00 <Thoth> Who's jelly?
52:00 <Digerati> over a 40 year timeline
52:00 <Ana_Ng> digerati, address pls
52:00 <simba> Digerati ur another guy that is too mentally weak to handle being high, you probably have previously existing illnesses that clash with it. please dont bad mouth mrs mary jane based on your experiences
52:00 <British^Meat> not me Thoth, im muslim
53:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ weed breeds psychosis
53:00 <Digerati> hmm
53:00 <simba> <Digerati> fuck booze, aint bought alcohol in over a decade - you were drunk on austnet frequently before you had a break like two years ago
53:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: I was considering that today...
53:00 <Digerati> mary jane makes people paranoid
53:00 <ShadowLurker> it only amplifies the predisposition
53:00 <Thoth> British^Meat: I really need a spit roast bbq for my balcony so I can show the muslims how I feel
53:00 <TheRon> breasts breeds psychosis
53:00 <Thoth> I don't think I'm allowed a bbq on the balcony tho
53:00 <Thoth> But hey, I'm not allowed cats either
54:00 <Digerati> simba, but i will give you a 8/10 for the shures
54:00 <simba> thats BS
54:00 <simba> Digerati stfu
54:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
54:00 <Digerati> shure is excellent
54:00 <Digerati> you got a good deal
54:00 <TheRon> somewhere over the rainbow.......
54:00 <Thoth> simba: weed does make people paranoid
54:00 <Digerati> i gave my set a 7/10
54:00 <Thoth> Its what is commonly described as "being high"
54:00 <simba> not really
54:00 <Thoth> Its all just paranoia
54:00 <Digerati> so stfu simba :)
55:00 <Digerati> jk
55:00 <Thoth> simba: how do you feel about that?
55:00 <Thoth> Hey?
55:00 <simba> about what
55:00 <Digerati> simba, shure looks better than akg
55:00 <Thoth> You're paranoid as fuck right now
55:00 <Digerati> the up market brands, that is
55:00 <Thoth> I know it
55:00 <Thoth> He knows it
55:00 <Thoth> They know it
55:00 <Digerati> grado is even better
56:00 <simba> paranoia is only a problem for entry level stoners who mix their medication with getting high
56:00 <TheRon> healthy
56:00 <ShadowLurker> keyword
56:00 <ShadowLurker> medication
56:00 <Digerati> simba, not all people get psychosis or paranoia on weed mate, it depends on the persons life, and thinking
56:00 <simba> i know that Digerati
56:00 <Digerati> weed is good for cancer patients
56:00 <Thoth> simba: your point of view and experiences are the same for everyone, too
56:00 <Picard> simba hello\
56:00 <simba> you were the one making stupid blanket statements like this <Digerati> mary jane makes people paranoid
56:00 <Digerati> i am not against weed
56:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <Digerati> i am against it's (RECREATIONAL) usage
57:00 <matrix> Weed isn't against you either 
57:00 <TheRon> each to their own
57:00 <Picard> simba, did u hear jimmy hird is about to be sacked as essendon coach
57:00 <ShadowLurker> im all for it
57:00 <Digerati> if it is for medicinal such as eating cos of loss of eight, i am for it
57:00 <Digerati> or for glaucoma
57:00 <simba> fuck essendon
57:00 <Picard> i agree
57:00 <ShadowLurker> have you ever seen a full stoned cunt stuble out of a club and smash on with strangers
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Digerati> or loss of weight from cancer
57:00 <Digerati> or anorexia
57:00 <Digerati> weed is good
58:00 <ShadowLurker> seen plenty of drunk cunts doin it
58:00 <Digerati> but to smoke it for fun is dumb as
58:00 <matrix> If weed can help my bipolar best friend get out of her depressed moods I am all for it
58:00 <British^Meat> this is why i dont talk to Digerati
58:00 <matrix> Regardless
58:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed British^Meat
58:00 <Picard> matrix i agree
58:00 <Digerati> i support it for medicinal usage
58:00 <simba> hes the worst lol
58:00 <Digerati> so fuck you british meat
58:00 <ShadowLurker> wurst
59:00 <Picard> wow
59:00 <British^Meat> fook mi? Fook yu!
59:00 <Digerati> well bought anyway simbsa
59:00 <Digerati> dad stacked the cellar :)
59:00 <Digerati> lmfao
59:00 <simba> what
59:00 <Digerati> dude
59:00 <Digerati> whatever
00:00 <Digerati> anyway
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> what
00:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is this cunt high right now
00:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck it im goin home
01:00 <simba> get back on the booze and tell your shrink 2 fuck off
06:00 <doctor> Digerati has being buying into the media's view of marijuana it seems
06:00 <doctor> only exclusively for the wreched and dying!
09:00 <doctor> when they repealed alcohol prohibition, did they do so by slapping a 'medical' label in front of it?
09:00 <Thoth> 17:53 <%simba> fuck essendon
09:00 <Thoth> 17:53 < Picard> i agree
10:00 <Thoth> Lets make that a threesome
10:00 <Thoth> Except, fuck all AFL
10:00 <doctor> those afl players are looking more beefy, hard and fit by the year
10:00 <Thoth> Sports aren't about winning. Or watching. Its about health.
10:00 <doctor> its hard not to want to have sex with them
13:00 <Thoth> For me, its hard not to find them guilty of a crime
13:00 <Thoth> Fuck my pork smells good
14:00 <simba> competitive sports are about winning though right
16:00 <Thoth> imho they're not sports
16:00 <Thoth> They're entertainment
16:00 <Thoth> Check out the definition of sportsman
17:00 <Thoth> Name one current AFL or NRL player who is a true sportsman
17:00 <Thoth> There fucking are none. Hasn't been any for 50 years.
17:00 <doctor> they're celebrities
17:00 <Thoth> Yes, they're celebrities which makes it entertainment
18:00 <Thoth> Its all about the viewers, not about the game
18:00 <Thoth> Which means it isn't about winning at all
18:00 <Thoth> In fact its probably rigged
18:00 <simba> what isnt
19:00 <Thoth> Its still shitty entertainment
19:00 <Thoth> I'd rather watch Stargate
44:00 <Digerati> anyway..
44:00 <Digerati> might be going to stereosonic this week
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati how are you tonight?
44:00 <Digerati> cool man
44:00 <Digerati> my grandkids came over
44:00 <Digerati> was playing with them :)
44:00 <Digerati> sister dropped them off :)
45:00 <Digerati> 1 is 6 and the other 8, girls
45:00 <Digerati> love kids :)
46:00 <Digerati> might marry one day again :)
46:00 <simba> why would u go to stereosonic?
46:00 <simba> other than to create an accurate dossier on music you should avoid
47:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, it's a pretty shit line up of acts tbh
48:00 <Digerati> token, front row seats, cousin is a dj :)
48:00 <Digerati> token, i like trance
48:00 <simba> i dont think there r seats lol
48:00 <Digerati> plus it's down the road from where i live
50:00 <Digerati> i went to tiesto and armin
03:00 <Digerati> silver badges and golden guns...
03:00 <Digerati> or golden badges and silver guns...
03:00 <Digerati> cannot mend this heart of mind
03:00 <Digerati> but i dear not drown my sorrows
04:00 <Digerati> the punisher...
04:00 <Digerati> i did like kick ass in a way
04:00 <Digerati> but it was vile filth
04:00 <Digerati> for a little girl
05:00 <Digerati> they could have done better than anime 12th grade shit
05:00 <Digerati> i used to do anime back in the late 90's i loved art and painting as well
06:00 <Digerati> cant remember that most popular jap anime artist in the 90's
07:00 <Digerati> i like the martial arts anime only
07:00 <Digerati> i did karate for awhile, but left it
07:00 <Digerati> crazy shit
08:00 <Digerati> miagi
08:00 <Digerati> miagi do ! :)
08:00 <Digerati> miagi don't ! :)
09:00 <Digerati> these akg's kick ass
09:00 <Thoth> Shut the fuck up
09:00 <Digerati> hehe
09:00 <Thoth> Shut it
09:00 <Digerati> i'll give you my sony's :)
09:00 <Digerati> lol
10:00 <doctor> really need to stop reading the comment sections on news sites
10:00 <Thoth> I'll fugghen smash u kent
10:00 <ooomp> You right
10:00 <doctor> not good for my blood pressure
10:00 <Digerati> clarke kent !
10:00 <Digerati> doc, i am on ramipril
10:00 <Digerati> i know what it's like
11:00 <Digerati> aint going for the cabg
11:00 <Digerati> it's only 1 artery
11:00 <Digerati> outta 5
11:00 <ooomp> doctor, some of those sections can be entertaining though
11:00 <Digerati> alcohol thins the blood
11:00 <ooomp> Idiots, idiots everywhere
11:00 <Digerati> so does ramipril
12:00 <Digerati> ramipril don't get ya drunk but :)
12:00 <ooomp> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/ArsEl89mZbA8Z3HKTgQrhLGoinwsJW0HKHTioWXXm7ZPfMqdcCCDikkqqJL1AN7vOA0iLekSqnfrZqbpwKTrIqubWPsebOYb4Gi_MNVgS3t2Pfp5U504Hn0lNtLubaIGpB27WbS7NL3jKFnmX-QyG04Hh68=w587-h446-nc
16:00 <Digerati> ih lish
16:00 <Digerati> hi
16:00 <Lish> Hi 
16:00 <Digerati> you croat ?
17:00 <Digerati> croation
17:00 <Digerati> i used to know a girl named lish, she was croat
17:00 <Lish> No
17:00 <Digerati> loved her
17:00 <Digerati> anyway...
17:00 <simba> @_@
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati are you ok?
18:00 <beehhh> norell is the only person cares of me in this world
18:00 <Digerati> bit sad and depressed, but never hate or anger man
18:00 <ooomp> And here comes a waste of bandwidth
18:00 <beehhh> n shes a helpless tranny
18:00 <Digerati> mid life crisis i spose
18:00 <TokenDaRing> you should probably go off IRC for a bit Digerati
18:00 <beehhh> ooomp did u see my latest pix
18:00 <Digerati> token
18:00 <Digerati> cmon man
19:00 <Digerati> i came on here cos i dont work anymore
19:00 <TokenDaRing> it isn't helping you any
19:00 <ooomp> Pass beehhh
19:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
19:00 <Digerati> this relieves my depression
19:00 <ooomp> What poor country are you trying to get into noay
19:00 <simba> noooo not both of them
19:00 <beehhh> I deserve more than a pass perhaps a HD or credit
19:00 <simba> cant have both active just cant
19:00 <beehhh> norway
19:00 <beehhh> stavenger
19:00 <Digerati> @ignore bananans
19:00 <ooomp> I think you should more to Syria
20:00 <Digerati> jmm
20:00 <Digerati> !ignore
20:00 <beehhh> while downunder be burning on rage n fire
20:00 <Digerati> wtf
20:00 <Digerati> beehh, fire can burn anywhere
20:00 <beehhh> your mom is syria
20:00 <Digerati> don
20:00 <beehhh> norway dont have bushfire
20:00 <Digerati> don't worry
20:00 <Digerati> bullshit
20:00 <beehhh> good for elder folks
20:00 <beehhh> i can find a tranny wife or something
20:00 <Digerati> fire and luck
21:00 <Digerati> is a good combo
21:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2psn483.jpg
21:00 <simba> the two kings of talking shit then dismissing it the next line, theyre bound to drive each other mad
21:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh you should find some battery acid
21:00 <Digerati> and pour it on your cock beehh
21:00 <TokenDaRing> or down your throat
21:00 <beehhh> n pour onto your mom's womb while you inside right
22:00 <ooomp> milk
22:00 <Digerati> token, i saw this dude in greece pour melted candle wax on his dick
22:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/9ZVKyuk
22:00 <Digerati> i was like WTF
23:00 <TokenDaRing> can you pour melted wax on your fingers?
23:00 <Digerati> i done it on my palm yes
23:00 <Digerati> and it singed me
23:00 <Digerati> petroleum candle
23:00 <Digerati> standard cheap shit
24:00 <Digerati> i bought candle made from pure bees wax
25:00 <Digerati> foot as cray
26:00 <milk> mayyyyyyyte!
26:00 <Digerati> :)
26:00 <Digerati> listening to piano solo on these akg's
26:00 <Digerati> not bad
26:00 <Digerati> hardly a hiss
27:00 <Digerati> guitar should sound better, more bas
27:00 <Digerati> bass
27:00 <milk> did you know talking about the government is illegal unless you say Copyright Senator Brandis at the end of every sentence
27:00 <Digerati> nylon and steel
27:00 <simba> are you listening to MP3s?
27:00 <Digerati> flac, 44,100 at 320 kbps
28:00 <Digerati> sorry 48,000
28:00 <simba> i didnt know the ipod supporter flac
28:00 <Digerati> ministry of sound
28:00 <Digerati> i got 4 players
29:00 <Digerati> and a sony 4gig
29:00 <simba> Whoa.
29:00 <Digerati> ministry of sound reads it as wav
29:00 <simba> ministry of sound is hella gay!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Digerati> mos is old, from 2001, 512mb
30:00 <Thoth> I didn't know flac had bitrates
30:00 <Digerati> maybe a bit late
30:00 <Digerati> later
30:00 <Digerati> not sure
30:00 <Digerati> it was converted to wav from flac
31:00 <Digerati> kept the original sound quality
31:00 <Digerati> i doubt i would have lost much
31:00 <Thoth> @ 320kbit?
31:00 <Digerati> yeh
31:00 <Thoth> Yea okay
31:00 <Thoth> Whatevs
31:00 <Digerati> listening to it
31:00 <Digerati> dont see much difference
31:00 <Digerati> it aint spurious
31:00 <Digerati> the harmonics
32:00 <Digerati> so it sounds good
32:00 <Thoth> I like citing things I dont understand too
32:00 <Thoth> Like niggers
32:00 <Digerati> although the bass is down
32:00 <simba> are your ears still good ?
32:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
32:00 <ooomp> Hello Skirmish
32:00 <Digerati> jesus
32:00 <Skirmish> Hello ooomp
32:00 <Digerati> going to take this pill
32:00 <Digerati> at the right time
32:00 <Digerati> on time
32:00 <Digerati> red pill
33:00 <Digerati> doctors orders
33:00 <Thoth> beehhh: may I see your ID
33:00 <Digerati> lol
33:00 <Digerati> beehh, told you, get a sex change, and i woll be ya pimp man
33:00 <Digerati> 4 blowjobs a day from you
33:00 <ooomp> How are you Skirmish
34:00 <Digerati> suck me fast and good beehh
34:00 <Skirmish> Good. How about yourself? 
34:00 <ooomp> Good
35:00 <Digerati> fucking had to go to lygon st for these headphones
35:00 <Digerati> least i had a coffee there for the first time ever
35:00 <Digerati> first time i sat down in carlton
36:00 <Digerati> i can say, i was never known in carlton ! :)
36:00 <Thoth> "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired," Mr Mirza said.
36:00 <Digerati> rofl
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Digerati> i liked carlton lygon
37:00 <Digerati> fitzroy is a bit classier but
38:00 <Digerati> fuck, i might try those shures
38:00 <Digerati> that will be 12 headphones i have :) haha
38:00 <simba> how many do you listen to good beats through
39:00 <Digerati> beats...
39:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a bit ridiculous
39:00 <simba> beats, tunes, music
39:00 <Digerati> let me beat my ----
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKERIKT8eI    <----- Digerati on the weekend. 
39:00 <simba> do u like anything good or just ministry of sound
40:00 <Digerati> i got hMv audio here from the 70's not a scratch on them, amp is valve
40:00 <Digerati> want to buy them ?
41:00 <Digerati> bought them $600 back in the 70's
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Skirmish
41:00 <Digerati> should be worth around 6000
41:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
41:00 <Digerati> 20 watt amp
41:00 <ShadowLurker> what type
41:00 <Digerati> try finding a valve amp, and gimme a call
41:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got 3
42:00 <Digerati> they are in the lounge
42:00 <Digerati> would have to have a look
42:00 <Digerati> they are not mine
42:00 <Digerati> they are my dads
42:00 <ShadowLurker> so you dont have them
42:00 <Digerati> they are in my lounge
42:00 <Digerati> i own them now
42:00 <Digerati> he passed away
43:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not making sense
43:00 <Digerati> it is brushed steel
43:00 <Digerati> with 2 vu's
43:00 <Digerati> left and right :)
43:00 <ShadowLurker> no
43:00 <Digerati> dude it's just stereo
43:00 <ShadowLurker> 2 vus for the left
44:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA i found a picture of people wearing bob marley shirts at a rave.  
44:00 <Skirmish> Fucking junkies don't know what time it is. 
44:00 <Doodle> 7:44pm
44:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> 4:20
44:00 <Doodle> keke
44:00 <Digerati> time don't exist
44:00 <Skirmish> Turn down for what? 
44:00 <Doodle> i'll get banned
44:00 <Skirmish> Wimp
44:00 <Digerati> time is life
44:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZhtom2YWl0
44:00 <Digerati> as we see it
45:00 <ShadowLurker> Digerati is clearly high right now
45:00 <Digerati> but what we see as time is not relevant
45:00 <Digerati> beyond our understanding
45:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: You mean he wasn't before or last night?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> It seems like the status quo for Digerati
45:00 <simba> time is a man made creation
45:00 <Digerati> simba, now you understand
46:00 <simba> Digerati with all due respect
46:00 <simba> shut the bloody fuck up
46:00 <Digerati> finally
46:00 <Digerati> breathe....
46:00 <Digerati> relax....
46:00 <Skirmish> Why did panda get his dad to join austnet?  
46:00 <Digerati> oh genius
46:00 <simba> u mean his other dad
47:00 <simba> b1 and digerati = gay old nutters
47:00 <simba> gay together, had panda
47:00 <simba> (shat out of an asshole)
47:00 <Digerati> simba, panda and me and longie go back to austnet in 97
47:00 <Digerati> and mikey
47:00 <simba> .......
48:00 <simba> panda wasnt here in 97
48:00 <simba> fucking shut up 
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Digerati> all i am saying is give peace a chance
48:00 <Digerati> please...
48:00 <Thoth> Yo I was here in 97
48:00 <simba> u r confusing ur irc users as usual
48:00 <Thoth> I was still 9 m nev tho
48:00 <Thoth> asl?
48:00 <Digerati> 12/f/syd
48:00 <Digerati> blackdevil
48:00 <Digerati> sic em
48:00 <BlackDevil> 13
48:00 <Digerati> sigh
49:00 <Digerati> yes i forgot
49:00 <Thoth> u lik fuk
49:00 <simba> fuk u
49:00 <Digerati> simba, peace man...
49:00 <Digerati> sorry simba
49:00 <Digerati> for the past
49:00 <simba> WHAT
49:00 <Digerati> i am sorry
49:00 <simba> stop saying my name Digerati
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati stop drinking the metho from under your sink
49:00 <Digerati> simba, i am sorry for being an asshole to you in the past
50:00 <Thoth> c2c
50:00 <simba> can you apologise for rejoining irc this year?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I think he's coming onto you, simba
50:00 <Digerati> fuck it
50:00 <Digerati> i am ignoring
50:00 <simba> sister 2 sister
50:00 <TokenDaRing> soon he'll start telling you that you're meant to be
50:00 <Digerati> i am saying it with heart
50:00 <Digerati> peace
50:00 <TokenDaRing> all his heart
50:00 <Digerati> and sorry
51:00 <Thoth> i smash my wet dik into cordless drill
51:00 <Thoth> u lik
51:00 <Digerati> beagle and his little garage shack got busted for extremitys unknown :)
52:00 <Thoth> wet dik
52:00 <Thoth> drilled
52:00 <Digerati> silver badges and golden guns, cannot mend this heart of mine... but i dear not drown my sorrows, in this whiskey bottle fine
53:00 <Digerati> nah
53:00 <Digerati> to obvious
53:00 <Thoth> u lik
53:00 <Thoth> asl
53:00 <Digerati> what a dumbass he is, he went on paltalk and made threats over voice and cam
53:00 <Thoth> y
54:00 <Digerati> i had him banned
54:00 <Thoth> y
54:00 <Digerati> but fuck
54:00 <simba> only a fellow dumbass would get reeled in to conversation with beagle
54:00 <Thoth> u lik sex
54:00 <Digerati> but i like gay talk
54:00 <Thoth> u lik fuk
54:00 <KarlPilkington> Paltalk? People still use that?
54:00 <Digerati> hahaha karl
54:00 <Digerati> i love the cartoon series
55:00 <Digerati> such a cool dude
55:00 <Thoth> u lov sex
55:00 <Thoth> c2c
55:00 <Digerati> celibate monk, and asexual :)
55:00 <beehhh> he lost he mind
55:00 <Digerati> more hermetic :)
55:00 <Digerati> rather ascetic
55:00 <Digerati> pathetic...
55:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/cR9ofItBvLg
55:00 <simba> w00t
55:00 <beehhh> Digerati visit greece now its winter there
55:00 <Digerati> beehhh, going to athos
56:00 <KarlPilkington> I am trying to find a girlfriend on OkCupid.
56:00 <beehhh> you been saying that for last ten years now
56:00 <simba> gl hf
56:00 <Thoth> u want gf
56:00 <Thoth> i 9 m nev
56:00 <Digerati> beehhh, i had kids and elders to look after
56:00 <KarlPilkington> And still no success. :/
56:00 <Digerati> drove me nuts
56:00 <beehhh> http://www.bbc.com/news/world-29426285
56:00 <beehhh> read this Digerati
57:00 <beehhh> drink dracula
57:00 <Digerati> drink blood ?
57:00 <Digerati> waddya mean ?
57:00 <beehhh> soup
57:00 <Digerati> oh
57:00 <beehhh> fetus soup
57:00 <Thoth> 404 - Page Not Found
57:00 <Digerati> oh fu
57:00 <Digerati> :)
57:00 <beehhh> Global AgeWatch Index: Norway best for older people
57:00 <Thoth> ollder ppl
57:00 <Thoth> u lik sex
57:00 <Digerati> i got stomped at looking at true blood the series
58:00 <Digerati> the kids wanted me to download the whole series
58:00 <Digerati> i was like wtf is this
58:00 <Digerati> kids = adults
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Digerati> they are grown now
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.medicaldaily.com/global-agewatch-index-reveals-norway-best-and-afghanistan-worst-place-grow-old-305778
58:00 <simba> a lot of 'adults' in this chatroom love true blood
58:00 <Digerati> it's kinda funny but
58:00 <beehhh> straya filled with asian hooker ask simba
58:00 <Digerati> i sought of absconed it
58:00 <Thoth> Error 404 - Page not found
59:00 <Digerati> and still do
59:00 <Thoth> ollder ppl lik sex
59:00 <beehhh> you're not clicking it right
59:00 <Thoth> we sex
59:00 <Digerati> but it might be revelation that zombie world
59:00 <Thoth> i click harder it work
59:00 <Digerati> where the corpses rise
59:00 <beehhh> older people like security and safety
59:00 <Thoth> sex
59:00 <Digerati> fuck a zombie ?
59:00 <beehhh> sand sun and a banana up ya
00:00 <Thoth> i want grl 4 nyc
00:00 <Thoth> jenny 4 block
00:00 <Thoth> u lik
00:00 <Digerati> i just want to meditate in the middle of times sqaure with my beats
00:00 <beehhh> not much left in me to fight
00:00 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/28aqel5.jpg
00:00 <KarlPilkington> She reads books: http://k2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/141x0/1200x1059/0/11546772945254568883.jpeg 
01:00 <Thoth> "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired," Mr Mirza said.
01:00 <Digerati> blackdevil, i beseech thee
01:00 <simba> "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired,"
03:00 <Thoth> u lik sex
03:00 <KarlPilkington> Sex is terrible.
04:00 <simba> maybe if ur terrible @ it
04:00 <Thoth> I couldn't get up because I'm too tired
05:00 <KarlPilkington> What am I supposed to do? I just lay there and cry, is that right?
06:00 <KarlPilkington> k0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x90/960x1050/0/11412637099519672007.jpeg
06:00 <milk> Gay marriage for ASIO agents!
07:00 <KarlPilkington> Everything would be so easy if I was gay.
08:00 <beehhh> if your under 30 no dole upto sex months
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ sex is terrible
08:00 <milk> this is a Nazi State beehhh
08:00 <milk> they have just copyrighted the language
08:00 <beehhh> i love when norell touches me n grabs my hand sniff my shoulder
08:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
09:00 <milk> the very definition of Nazism
09:00 <Thoth> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10678570_791025037628065_4390572351934027957_n.jpg?oh=ab1fce1a3ca3905f36a5d223612828af&oe=5486A62C
09:00 <Thoth> Behold, the most useless graphic ever
09:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFZxEnB7ws
10:00 <Thoth> What exactly is "Normal" and "Above Normal"?
10:00 <simba> thats something beehhh would link
10:00 <Thoth> I like beehhh
10:00 <Thoth> I'd stay in bed during a robbery too
10:00 <Thoth> cbf aye, too tired
11:00 <ShadowLurker> you liking beehhh has solidified your position in the fuckhead basket
11:00 <KarlPilkington> She does not look fat but she is.  http://k3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x0/1012x1000/0/2418209916108675661.jpeg
12:00 <Thoth> Who cares. My cock isn't in her mouth
12:00 <simba> u can tell shes fat cos her body isnt in the pic
12:00 <KarlPilkington> k3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x170/720x890/0/10549824992387788911.jpeg
12:00 <Thoth> She has average to small tits too
12:00 <KarlPilkington> simba, yeah.
12:00 <Thoth> Or saggy tits
13:00 <simba> Big women are beautiful OK
13:00 <Thoth> 50% chance of a giant vagina
13:00 <Thoth> Actually for her make it 75%
13:00 <milk> nice pics, copyright senator brandis
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mika - Big Girls (You Are Beautiful).mp3 (9.54MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 4:10)
14:00 <Thoth> Serenity: u lik sex
14:00 <milk> hey Serenity, how's it going? copyright senator brandis
14:00 <Thoth> c2c
14:00 <simba> the smiths - some girls are bigger than others
14:00 <Serenity> are you calling me fat Doodle
14:00 <KarlPilkington> Her mouth is enormous, it would make me feel small: k1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x93/1371x1464/0/18437346810133971607.jpeg
14:00 <Serenity> who doesnt like sex?
14:00 <Doodle> no
14:00 <KarlPilkington> me
14:00 <ShadowLurker> weirdo
14:00 <Thoth> Yea legit he doesn't aye
14:00 <Serenity> o.O
14:00 <Thoth> 19:59 < Thoth> u lik sex
14:00 <Thoth> 19:59 < KarlPilkington> Sex is terrible.
15:00 <Doodle> doinitwrong
15:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a unich
15:00 <KarlPilkington> eunuch, you mean?
15:00 <simba> she looks like that comedian
15:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh that
15:00 <simba> janeane garofalo
15:00 <milk> maybe she's related to a chimp? copyright senator brandis
16:00 <KarlPilkington> "My background is in the arts sector: performing and visual."
16:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off milk
16:00 <milk> wut? copyright senator brandis
16:00 <simba> "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired,"
16:00 <Thoth> milk: I would tell you that you're an absolute fuckhead and detail a million reasons why, exept I'm too tired
16:00 <Thoth> So instead you'll just have to accept you're an absolute fuckhead
17:00 <Thoth> Without reason
17:00 <KarlPilkington> http://k1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/90x203/522x635/0/5655770846247910435.jpeg
17:00 <milk> sure mate, no worries! copyright senator brandis
17:00 <Lumeah> Hi bee_girl 
17:00 <bee_girl> evening Lumeah :)
18:00 <milk> hey bee_girl the t_girl! copyright senator brandis
18:00 <KarlPilkington> My girlfriend would kick my arse if she found my OkCupid profile.
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> do you want to leave her?
19:00 <KarlPilkington> Of course
19:00 <Lish> lol
19:00 <KarlPilkington> I mean, no
19:00 <Lish> Charming
19:00 <milk> he just wants moar! moar than uni-love! copyright senator brandis
19:00 <Thoth> Is she fat? copyright senator brandis
19:00 <ShadowLurker> KarlPilkington is a bit of a fucking cockmuncher
19:00 <KarlPilkington> My girlfriend is hot but she is mean.
19:00 <Doodle> the hot ones always are
20:00 <Thoth> Nah they're not mean if you rape them
20:00 <Doodle> get yourself a nice ugmo
20:00 <KarlPilkington> We have been together 6 years.
20:00 <Doodle> ditch the bitch
20:00 <milk> thats a long time. copyright senator brandis
20:00 <simba> get a nice plump okcupid girl that is obsessed with giving head
21:00 <Thoth> o right I forgot that. copyright senator brandis
21:00 <Thoth> Nah they're not mean if you rape them. copyright senator brandis
21:00 <ShadowLurker> i see its fuckwit night
21:00 <KarlPilkington> Variety would be good.
21:00 <KarlPilkington> How do long term relationships last?
21:00 <Thoth> You're welcome to leave. copyright senator brandis
22:00 <simba> with Glue and Trust.
22:00 <Doodle> money and compromise
22:00 <KarlPilkington> haha Doodle
25:00 <KarlPilkington> Is this a smile? k0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/99x261/945x1107/0/8294193529738923619.jpeg
26:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off dickhead
26:00 <simba> is that a grandma?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> wouldnt click for me
27:00 <ShadowLurker> cbf manually
27:00 <Thoth> simba: its a new laundry girl
27:00 <simba> u
32:00 <Digerati> do you guys like silverchair ?
32:00 <simba> no
32:00 <Thoth> no. copyright senator brandis
32:00 <MysteriousShado> I like cheese.
33:00 <simba> leave silverchair in the 90s
33:00 <simba> silvercheese
33:00 <Thoth> cheese is okay but it needs either pizza or taco
33:00 <bee_girl> hey digerati
33:00 <Thoth> nobody eats cheese by itself
33:00 <MysteriousShado> This is true.
34:00 <MysteriousShado> Or a suitable wine.
34:00 <Thoth> wine is for bums and people who think they are far from bums
35:00 <Picard> ahhhh
35:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm not talking about goon.
35:00 <Picard> how are we all?
35:00 <Thoth> and people who think they are far from bums
35:00 <Serenity> DAZ IS A HOMO
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ltns
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
35:00 <Picard> proof Serenity?
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Only for you, Serenity .
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Sup dude
35:00 <Serenity> haha
35:00 <Thoth> so I conclude wine is all about bums
35:00 <Thoth> just have a mug of whisky
36:00 <Digerati> why not a barrel ?
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Who drinks whisky out of mugs?
36:00 <Thoth> thats a good fucking point
36:00 <Thoth> have a barrel of whisky you fucking girl
36:00 <ShadowLurker> i drink whisky out the bottle
36:00 <simba> like.. tears... in ... rain...
36:00 <Digerati> i got 3 oak barrels, 180 gallons each of red wine, and over 1000 bottles in the cellar
36:00 <MysteriousShado> This is the only thing I dislike about Macs
36:00 <MysteriousShado> NO RIGHT CLICK!
37:00 <Digerati> come over for a drink
37:00 <Digerati> should do fine
37:00 <Digerati> plenty of poison
37:00 <Thoth> Like tears from my meatus
37:00 <simba> Digerati boasting about his dads wine collection again
37:00 <Digerati> i have to test each bottle with a syringe every month
38:00 <Digerati> drive me nuts
38:00 <Thoth> what was I saying about wine being all about bums?
38:00 <Digerati> and taste from the syringe
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Fuck Melbourne has shit weather.
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Gone from warm to freezing
38:00 <Digerati> 1000 syringes is about 5 bottles
38:00 <ShadowLurker> Digerati boasting about <insert obscure thing> again
39:00 <Digerati> shadow, i got no choice i fucking hate it
39:00 <Digerati> all that wine going to waste is a sin
39:00 <simba> you have many choices
39:00 <simba> you could sell it all
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm booze.
39:00 <Thoth> No, its a blessing
39:00 <simba> smash it all
39:00 <Digerati> i am selling
39:00 <simba> drink it all
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i call bullshit
39:00 <Digerati> as much as i can
39:00 <simba> give it all away
39:00 <Digerati> 5 bucks a bottle is fair
39:00 <MysteriousShado> It's IRC.. You prolly have those little sample sized bottles
39:00 <MysteriousShado> If anything.
39:00 <Picard> where is matthew?
39:00 <Digerati> 740ml
39:00 <simba> its irc.. its probably all in his head
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard!
40:00 <TokenDaRing> simba is spot on
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha true true
40:00 <Digerati> 5$ for 740ml no label real cork
40:00 <TokenDaRing> he's probably in a crack den hallucinating everything
40:00 <Digerati> i aint spending on fucking labels
40:00 <Picard> MysteriousShado
40:00 <ShadowLurker> https://33.media.tumblr.com/b0b6a5e1b3a4cecc2c2fe82c87f32372/tumblr_mxiglgSIjc1rdsufgo1_r1_400.gif
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Crack den?
40:00 <Digerati> name it like e de toit
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Digerati, is that you Pieter?
40:00 <Digerati> toilet shit
41:00 <simba> name them all after IRC users
41:00 <Thoth> Digerati: $5 a bottle aye
41:00 <Thoth> does that include shipping?
41:00 <Digerati> no
41:00 <Thoth> You're a tight cunt
41:00 <Digerati> bottle and cork costs me 2 bucks
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati I don't want to buy yuor bottled goon
41:00 <Digerati> i only make 3
41:00 <Digerati> ffs
41:00 <TokenDaRing> make that your bottled urine
41:00 <Digerati> its cab sav
42:00 <Thoth> $5 inc shipping
42:00 <Digerati> it is now almost 7 years old
42:00 <TokenDaRing> with a floral bouquet?
42:00 <Thoth> if I can buy 1 bottle at a time
42:00 <Digerati> woody
42:00 <Thoth> deal
42:00 <Digerati> dry
42:00 <TokenDaRing> your pee smells woody and dry?
42:00 <TokenDaRing> go see a doctor
42:00 <simba> how much for a bottle of your cum?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
42:00 <Digerati> i aint pressing the cork mate
42:00 <MysteriousShado> He pays you.
42:00 <Thoth> simba: 740ml?
42:00 <Digerati> you take as is
42:00 <simba> 600ML buddy sized 
43:00 <Digerati> yes 740
43:00 <Digerati> i am doing it in summer
43:00 <Thoth> do you have the 2L jumbo size?
43:00 <Digerati> it will mellow in summer
43:00 <Thoth> corked cum
43:00 <Digerati> i could do cask
43:00 <Thoth> How do you blow into a cask?
43:00 <Digerati> for like 25$
44:00 <MysteriousShado> He fits in that little hole clearly.
44:00 <Digerati> or go buy cheap arse berri estate
44:00 <Thoth> $5 inc shipping
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati you're a real tripper
44:00 <Thoth> I pay by paypal
44:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
44:00 <TokenDaRing> you make Picard look rational
44:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you manage that?
44:00 <Digerati> token, i will be advertising soon on net
44:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard? Rational?
44:00 <Digerati> getting my website up
44:00 <MysteriousShado> That's a tall statement.
45:00 <simba> ill pay by paypass *swipes card in front of monitor* there all paid up Digerati send a bottle my way , isnt technology incredible
45:00 <TokenDaRing> MysteriousShado I know
45:00 <Thoth> Digerati: do you pay appropriate taxes to ATO?
45:00 <Digerati> no
45:00 <TokenDaRing> and it's a miracle that anyone can make Picard seem rational, but Digerati does somehow
45:00 <Digerati> :)
45:00 <Digerati> hahah
45:00 <Digerati> offcourse i do mate
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Hahaha
45:00 <Digerati> ffs
45:00 <Thoth> hahah
45:00 <Digerati> depends on the amount sold
45:00 <Thoth> 1 bottle
45:00 <Digerati> if it's just a bottle
45:00 <Digerati> then fucking have it
45:00 <Digerati> fuck
45:00 <MysteriousShado> He's covering his arse incase there's spies on here.
46:00 <Digerati> catch
46:00 <Thoth> free shipping
46:00 <bee_girl> swipe left
46:00 <Digerati> with free pee in it from my cat
46:00 <bee_girl> swipe right?
46:00 <Thoth> sure okay
46:00 <Thoth> if you want to pay $5.95 to send me cat urine, do it
46:00 <Thoth> want my address?
46:00 <Digerati> lol
47:00 <Thoth> no really
48:00 <Digerati> i think prince william will be the first prince to have twins in the UK
49:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/927be5af7cf96144f3aab0fd3fb78d43/tumblr_n17gr0ToVd1r21xm5o1_400.gif
49:00 <Digerati> ummm
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati how are you feeling today?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> lonely?
50:00 <Digerati> after that pm thoth
50:00 <Digerati> i dont think so
50:00 <Digerati> i got a life token
50:00 <MysteriousShado> Did he reject you, Digerati?
50:00 <Digerati> children and grand children to take care of
50:00 <Thoth> :(
50:00 <Thoth> I don't think you want to sell me any cat urine
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Thoth, message Picard.
51:00 <Digerati> want sperm ?
51:00 <Digerati> donkey sperm
51:00 <Thoth> Sperm, cat urine, its all good
51:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm sure he'll accommodate you.
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard will sell horse urine
51:00 <TokenDaRing> aka VB or Fosters
51:00 <Thoth> Nah Picard is coming to my house some day soon
51:00 <Thoth> I'm trying to find him an asian girl
51:00 <Digerati> dude, i am not a business
51:00 <Thoth> I'm going to set it up sweet
51:00 <ShadowLurker> honkers
51:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/bba72d044f7777217dfc57d8c04fc5e8/tumblr_naxqvi5Scw1qg3fcxo1_500.jpg
51:00 <Digerati> i sell it to friends
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, check your PM
51:00 <Digerati> i don't profit from the shit
52:00 <Thoth> First I'll rub lube into picards bald head, then I will thrust picards bald head into the vagina of the small asian girl
52:00 <Digerati> it aint a business
52:00 <MysteriousShado> I thought Picard was married?
52:00 <Thoth> Up to his mouth so he can still breath of course
52:00 <Digerati> it's a hobby
52:00 <Thoth> and smile
52:00 <Digerati> "sure, that's what they all say"
52:00 <Digerati> jesus
52:00 <MysteriousShado> ..what?
52:00 <Digerati> it's wine made for the church
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati what did your mother die of?
53:00 <Digerati> my dad was religious
53:00 <Thoth> Digerati: if its a hobby then you should be satisfied I enjoy the fruit of your labour
53:00 <MysteriousShado> For the church? You said before you sell it?
53:00 <Digerati> token do you care ?
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Can't keep your BS straight bro?
53:00 <Digerati> cant keep your shit intact ?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati is the new Pieter
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
53:00 <Thoth> I can't believe I gave him my address :/
53:00 <Digerati> or maybe you need to learn more engish in literature and writing
54:00 <MysteriousShado> "engish"?
54:00 <MysteriousShado> I love irony. :)
54:00 <Digerati> engish
54:00 <Digerati> yeah engish
54:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maVKTZchxiA
54:00 <Digerati> that's why you ended up with d's in engish class
54:00 <Digerati> FAIL
54:00 <simba> im really interested to hear how Digerati lives with a cellar of wine under him after supposedly spending five months  in detox over an alcohol addiction
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Um.
54:00 <MysteriousShado> You said it bro.
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Not me.
55:00 <simba> but i doubt he;'ll ever address this, or ill be able to understand him
55:00 <Digerati> simba, it's on a farm, in the country
55:00 <Digerati> it's not where i am now
55:00 <simba> how do you fight the urges?
55:00 <MysteriousShado> So in other words, simba , it's not his.
55:00 <Digerati> i got no choice, i have to test
55:00 <MysteriousShado> He is just claiming it is.
55:00 <simba> oh u dont live with it
55:00 <Digerati> otherwise it all goes to waste
55:00 <simba> do u have to remove all drinks from the house
55:00 <Digerati> i dont live with it, no...
55:00 <Digerati> i got no booze in this house
56:00 <ShadowLurker> simba https://33.media.tumblr.com/483faa85de83984093eba646f85d6ee2/tumblr_n77prxmdmX1s625fco8_r2_400.gif
56:00 <simba> whoa
56:00 <simba> cum on my balls
56:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
56:00 <Digerati> but i have to go to the fields to test at least once a week
56:00 <Digerati> dont want vinegar
56:00 <simba> cumshotsforchrist - what a tumblr name
56:00 <Digerati> grape growing, wine making
57:00 <Digerati> ?
57:00 <Digerati> farm
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati shut up
57:00 <simba> olive oil?
57:00 <Digerati> bend over
57:00 <Digerati> jk
57:00 <Thoth> "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired," Mr Mirza said.
58:00 <Digerati> i should just inject myself with the wine
58:00 <Digerati> fuck it
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: I'm told the local Chemist Warehouse refuses to sell you bulk hand sanitiser now
58:00 <Digerati> die with a load of cav sav up my arm
58:00 <TokenDaRing> do it please
58:00 <simba> use the wine as bong water.. and smoke ants through it
58:00 <TokenDaRing> just do it
58:00 <Thoth> fuckin smackin the savcav m8
59:00 <Thoth> yeeeeahh
59:00 <simba> Digerati, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
59:00 <Digerati> call me a cab
59:00 <Digerati> fuck off fag
59:00 <Digerati> bend over
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati: since you're into anal sex so much, you should have a good cab sav enema to clean yourself out for your boyfriend
00:00 <Doodle> fruity
00:00 <simba> youre one of those closet homos that wishes it was socially acceptable to be gay because he grew up in a time where it was frowned upon, arent you
00:00 <Digerati> i hate white wine
00:00 <simba> i can tell
00:00 <Digerati> wtf
01:00 <MysteriousShado> Digerati, what have you been smoking mate?
01:00 <Digerati> dude, i hanged out only with girls in ballet when i was a kid and called sissy because i never hanged out with the boys and was picked on
01:00 <Digerati> that's gay
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
01:00 <Digerati> the boys that is
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you're pretty gay
01:00 <Digerati> not me
01:00 <simba> so ur gay
01:00 <Digerati> fuck you :)
01:00 <Digerati> rofl
01:00 <Digerati> lmfao
01:00 <simba> u always ask people to bend over
01:00 <Digerati> well i am greek
01:00 <MysteriousShado> And ask guys to bend over.
02:00 <Digerati> but i only fuck persians
02:00 <Digerati> so that leaves you out
02:00 <MysteriousShado> Fuck I'm running slow
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati did you used to wear tutus when you were with the girls doing ballet?
02:00 <Digerati> yes
02:00 <TokenDaRing> pink leotards
02:00 <TokenDaRing> and tights
02:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
02:00 <Digerati> i loved gymnastics
02:00 <simba> have u even used ur cock since Y2K
02:00 <Digerati> i hate boys, only liked girls
02:00 <Digerati> they beat me up the boys
02:00 <Digerati> and girls protected me
02:00 <Doodle> cant imagine why
02:00 <TokenDaRing> I can't imagine why
03:00 <Doodle> lol zing
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle rofl
03:00 <Digerati> now i am 6'5 and weigh 120 kilos, i am still a wallflower
03:00 <Digerati> never been in a fight in my entire life
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought you said you did security
03:00 <TokenDaRing> you lying sack of crap
03:00 <Digerati> i did in 2001
03:00 <Digerati> ffs
03:00 <simba> 6'5
03:00 <simba> fuck off
03:00 <simba> 120 kilos??
03:00 <Digerati> yes simba
03:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <simba> werent you a stick figure in the last pic you showed us?
04:00 <simba> like with you in goth make up
04:00 <simba> going to some gay club or something
04:00 <TokenDaRing> simba don't forget the lan videos
04:00 <Digerati> wtf
04:00 <TokenDaRing> where he said he was some skinny short guy with brown curly hair
04:00 <Digerati> dude i am the curly headed guy
04:00 <simba> i remember some old goth guy
04:00 <Doodle> is he dickie knee??
04:00 <Digerati> with the lanyard
04:00 <TokenDaRing> the guy he mentioned did have some pedophile style glasses
04:00 <simba> he used 2 say he was a goth
04:00 <Digerati> what guy where you looking at ?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> so I'm inclined to believe him
05:00 <Digerati> i was the one that won the milk drinking
05:00 <TokenDaRing> milk drinker
05:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TVNYvYIq78
05:00 <TokenDaRing> that one?
05:00 <Digerati> i like getting kids to drink milk
05:00 <Digerati> drink more milk
05:00 <Digerati> it's what built me
05:00 <Digerati> i drink a litre a day
05:00 <simba> how the hell did u hear about that TokenDaRing lol
05:00 <TokenDaRing> the guy you mention is not 6'5
05:00 <TokenDaRing> or 120
05:00 <simba> milk is bad for u
05:00 <TokenDaRing> kilos*
05:00 <Digerati> ffs
05:00 <Digerati> nevermind
05:00 <Digerati> you are blind...
06:00 <simba> are u in this video Digerati?
06:00 <Digerati> sigh...
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati is this you? http://i.imgur.com/13UJ68i.png
06:00 <simba> none of these guys look old
06:00 <TokenDaRing> they don't
06:00 <Digerati> got myself a book to remember at the RMH where i worked at simba
07:00 <TokenDaRing> but that's the only guy with curly brown hair in that video
07:00 <TokenDaRing> and he has the pedo glasses
07:00 <simba> Digerati are you in this video
07:00 <Digerati> psychiatric asylum
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati http://i.imgur.com/13UJ68i.png is this you?
07:00 <Digerati> it's covered in shit
07:00 <milk> that guy looks like a hook nose
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Is that you Digerati ?
07:00 <MysteriousShado> Curly hair and glasses?
08:00 <simba> that guy does not look 47!!! and the video doesnt seem like its from the 90s or anything
08:00 <Digerati> 90's ?
08:00 <Digerati> hahaha
08:00 <simba> Digerati are u in this video
08:00 <Picard> what have i missed?
08:00 <Digerati> yes simba
08:00 <Digerati> find me
08:00 <Digerati> i am the big guy
08:00 <milk> http://www.kahlua.com/
09:00 <simba> you said youre the curly haired guy with glasses?
09:00 <simba> clearly youre lying again..
09:00 <Digerati> :)
09:00 <Digerati> yes i am a liar :)
09:00 <simba> and u say ur here for peace
09:00 <simba> tsk
09:00 <Picard> i am a liar
09:00 <MysteriousShado> I reckon that is him.
09:00 <Digerati> you wine and i lose
09:00 <simba> liars like u disgust me
09:00 <Digerati> now fucking move on
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati is that you http://i.imgur.com/IlGbkLG.png
09:00 <TokenDaRing> are you that guy?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> pouring milk on his head like a loser
09:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> amazing screencap
10:00 <Digerati> for everything there is a season simba
10:00 <Digerati> a time to learn
10:00 <[Maverick]> it's the internet.. everyone lies.... that's like saying Picard is a hot 23 yr old guy 
10:00 <Digerati> a time to make peace
10:00 <TokenDaRing> look at the expression on his face
10:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fxk2JrZgvA
10:00 <Digerati> clearly you don't see peace
10:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/IlGbkLG.png Digerati is that you?
10:00 <Picard> [Maverick] i could be in here
10:00 <Digerati> so i don't need to tell you the crap you talk
10:00 <simba> i dont see peace i see a man lying to his fellow man
10:00 <Digerati> you never lied simba
10:00 <MysteriousShado> [Maverick], that's what he tells the 15 yr olds he hits on.
10:00 <Digerati> save the bs simba
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati shut up you fat lying shit
11:00 <Digerati> token, 120 kilos and 6'5 aint fat
11:00 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/IlGbkLG.png
11:00 <Digerati> it's solid
11:00 <TokenDaRing> that guy is fat
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you are fat
11:00 <Picard> did anyone see the shark attack the other shark?
11:00 <Digerati> so is dean lukin
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you have boobs
11:00 <Digerati> google dean lukin
11:00 <Digerati> and bend over
11:00 <Digerati> :)
12:00 <TokenDaRing> you are a fat gay man
12:00 <TokenDaRing> who loves taking things in the ass
12:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQeeE6XitNQ
13:00 <simba> the weirdest part about this is that none of those guys looks close to 40
13:00 <Picard> im 64
15:00 <Digerati> simba tell me something
15:00 <Digerati> how old does m j fox look ?
15:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_H_D0xZTM
16:00 <simba> lol Digerati, our old logs from december 2013 is the same as they are now
16:00 <Digerati> actually
16:00 <Digerati> bad choice
16:00 <Digerati> sorry
16:00 <Digerati> hang on
16:00 <simba> you constantly talking about fucking me up the ass
16:00 <simba> and me asking you to top drinking
16:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTrF6rvzpqo
18:00 <Digerati> haha, my dream has come true, mexican mafia are known as terrorists
18:00 <Digerati> beautiful
18:00 <Digerati> mafia are terrorists
19:00 <Digerati> thank fuck for reality
19:00 <Picard> who is fucking simba in the arse
19:00 <Digerati> crime rate will drop a bit
19:00 <Digerati> not me
19:00 <Digerati> no thanks
20:00 <simba> he wishes
20:00 <Picard> whoever does it can they video it
20:00 <Picard> simba its not gay unless the balls slap together
20:00 <simba> ok
20:00 <milk> http://www.powerhousemuseum.com/exhibitions/fruits.php
21:00 <Picard> :P
21:00 <Picard> well thats the advice i was given from matthew
23:00 <Picard> Lish hello my love
24:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
24:00 <Lish> Hey tard
24:00 <Lish> What's cracking
25:00 <Digerati> you crevis
25:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XtgJZRz0l0
25:00 <Picard> im a tard?
25:00 <bee_girl> theres a lot of ppl saying we'd be better off dead
25:00 <bee_girl> YEAH!
25:00 <Digerati> yup
26:00 <Lish> Why not Picard 
27:00 <Picard> i dont wanna be dead
27:00 <Lish> The girl in big brother has a cavs hat 
27:00 <Lish> I wonder where she got it 
27:00 <Lish> And if she is a bandwagoner 
27:00 <Picard> i want aisha
27:00 <Picard> for a kiwi she is hot
27:00 <simba> anyone who follows an NBA team is a bandwagoner arent they
28:00 <simba> nobody sticks with 1 team
28:00 <Lish> simba: Explain your logic
28:00 <Lish> That's incorrect
28:00 <Lish> Everyone has one team
28:00 <simba> yall just follow players around 
28:00 <Lish> Incorrect
28:00 <Picard> basketball lol
28:00 <Picard> fools game
28:00 <simba> niggas sprinting up and down a tiny court for 2 hours, and in the end the result is rigged so one team wins by a point
29:00 <simba> 100-101
29:00 <Lish> lol rigged
29:00 <Lish> So uneducated 
29:00 <simba> dw its better than NFLK
29:00 <simba> NFL
29:00 <simba> barely
29:00 <simba> but hockey is way cooler than both
30:00 <Picard> simba i cant believe it but i am agreeing with you
30:00 <simba> omg!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Lish> Hockey is boring
30:00 <Lish> They never score
30:00 <Picard> Lish thats soccer
30:00 <Lish> I went to an NHL game and it was ok but they hardly score so it's not that exciting
30:00 <Lish> And hockey 
30:00 <Lish> Saw the LA Kings
31:00 <simba> but if the result always boils down to 1 point anyway what difference does it make
31:00 <Picard> lawn bowls is the real sport
31:00 <Lish> Went and saw lakers the next night and it was much better
31:00 <simba> i dont believe goals = entertainment
31:00 <Digerati> simba, you know what "reverse psychology" is ?
31:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Js2Ef5Ojg
31:00 <simba> yes
31:00 <simba> why do you ask
31:00 <Digerati> good
31:00 <simba> ?
32:00 <Lish> Goals aren't entertainment 
32:00 <Lish> But the NBA game was far more entertaining to me than the NHL
32:00 <simba> the NBA is just an extension of hollywood
33:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
33:00 <Lish> So dumb
34:00 <simba> u
35:00 <Picard> im very bored
35:00 <slower> why not talk to your wife?
36:00 <Zade> so back in your day Picard, were you a footy in winter, cricket in summer player?
36:00 <Picard> no zade
36:00 <Doodle> cricket wasnt invented then Zade
36:00 <Picard> slower lol obviously u are not married
36:00 <slower> lol at Doodle
36:00 <Picard> i was always to busy with horses to be involved in other sports
36:00 <Zade> oh
37:00 <Zade> even in secondary school?
38:00 <Picard> yeah
38:00 <Picard> i did play school footy
39:00 <simba> what position?
39:00 <Picard> rover
39:00 <Lish> I played netball and basketball
39:00 <Picard> or forward pocket
39:00 <Lish> Basketballllllllllll
39:00 <Picard> how bout you simba?
39:00 <Zade> rowing footy and cycling 
40:00 <simba> what about me
40:00 <Picard> cool
40:00 <Picard> did you play sport?
40:00 <simba> i neva played footy i played soccer
40:00 <Picard> ok
40:00 <simba> and a buncha other shit
40:00 <Picard> played a bit of tennis, but i was shit
42:00 <simba> by year 11 we realised table tennis was the best summer sport because it required the least effort
42:00 <simba> most summer sports suck!!!!!!!
42:00 <Zade> swimming is alright
43:00 <Picard> Australian internet is slowly becoming faster, and in perfect conditions our mobile broadband is unrivalled worldwide. But when it comes to overall global speed rankings, we come a pitiful 41st, according to internet giant Akamai
43:00 <Picard> fuck me 
45:00 <Zade> my school we had to do 2 after school sports, 1 community based thing  and 1 after school class  
45:00 <milk> mobile broadband is so expensive
47:00 <Digerati> simba, reverse psychology has many different methods
48:00 <Picard> 0
48:00 <simba> ...ok
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <slower> how is it that most telcos charge about a dollar a minute yet, amaysim can charge 12 cents a minute, no connection fee, and still make a profit? it just shows how much we are being gauged
49:00 <Digerati> one of those methods are to be the character of the person you epxect that person to be, and be the opposite of that of which than will be the alternative
50:00 <simba> yes i know Digerati u are gay
50:00 <Digerati> so if you are gay, just come out with it
51:00 <Digerati> say it
51:00 <Digerati> that you are gay
51:00 <simba> you're gay
51:00 <Digerati> you love olive oil
52:00 <Digerati> ?
53:00 <Digerati> no, i am 20, i came on here when i was 5 and met pandas
53:00 <Digerati> ffs
53:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLRV8nDRHOw
53:00 <Digerati> simba, can i complete a sentence ?
54:00 <Digerati> simba, " I AM NOT BETTER THAN YOU "
54:00 <Digerati> fucking move on
54:00 <Digerati> just because i been here longer than you don't make me better
54:00 <Digerati> i could die tommorow
55:00 <Digerati> ffs man grow the fuck up
55:00 <Digerati> peace
55:00 <Digerati> sorry
55:00 <Digerati> i love you guys
55:00 <simba> what the FUCK
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <Digerati> but ffs
55:00 <simba> panda wasnt on irc in the 90s, Digerati
55:00 <Digerati> the lol is enough
55:00 <Mew> the demise of Digerati
55:00 <simba> and also, stop talking to me about irc, i dont care
55:00 <Digerati> no he was not
55:00 <Digerati> but Atari was
55:00 <Digerati> Atari and the ISP
56:00 <simba> ok
56:00 <Digerati> and the admins here are not stupid
56:00 <Digerati> i been with the same ISP now since 1996
56:00 <Digerati> it dont change
56:00 <Digerati> it is static
56:00 <Digerati> because of me
01:00 <simba> me 2
03:00 <Digerati> this is "VIRTUAL REALITY" simba
03:00 <Digerati> it is reality
03:00 <Zade> Digerati wanna cyber in main?
03:00 <Digerati> but it is virtual world
03:00 <Digerati> meaning non existant
04:00 <Digerati> yes, i cum with your text
04:00 <Digerati> your text make me hornay
04:00 <Zade> oh
04:00 <Picard> LOL
04:00 <Picard> u cum in 3 seconds
05:00 <Zade> so Digerati babe, what ya wearin?
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <Digerati> umm, pink panties, and white tiny bikini
06:00 <Digerati> just enough to cover my nipples
06:00 <Picard> take it off
06:00 <Digerati> hmm
06:00 <Picard> get some honey
06:00 <Zade> Digerati babe, you are making my shorts tent
06:00 <Picard> rub honey on your nipples and Zade will suck it off
07:00 <Digerati> fuck the years go by quick
08:00 <simba> im sorry Digerati but this is real life and youre living/wasting it
08:00 <simba> the internet isnt some second life
09:00 <Picard> its his first life
12:00 <Zade> always lived in the same town Picard?
13:00 <Picard> no
13:00 <Picard> you?
13:00 <Zade> nope
14:00 <Zade> i use to be in the country 
14:00 <simba> together forever never apart
14:00 <Picard> shut up u
17:00 <Thoth> weird
17:00 <Thoth> aol.com email is actually really good
17:00 <Thoth> I might register another couple accounts
18:00 <Thoth> I told them my address is 1 Australia Ave, Beverely Hills, 90210
19:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Picard> Floss hello
23:00 <Picard> how was your day?
23:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdUg1TOKkY
24:00 <simba> wb Floss
24:00 <frayedknot> BlackDevil isn't showing the details on that youtube.com link
24:00 <bee_girl> stupids
24:00 <bee_girl> is he asleep or what?
25:00 <bee_girl> i dare u to click regardless
25:00 <frayedknot> yeah
25:00 <frayedknot> but knowing you it's a dodgy one
25:00 <simba> he looks like whats his name
25:00 <simba> the big lebowski
25:00 <simba> jeff bridges
26:00 <bee_girl> *gasp*
26:00 <bee_girl> my cider is empty
26:00 <bee_girl> brb
26:00 <Thoth> "I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired," Mr Mirza said.
27:00 <TokenDaRing> hey bee_girl
27:00 <TokenDaRing> have you spoken to hippy man?
28:00 <bee_girl> oh just give up on hippy guy already
28:00 <simba> Mr Murda
28:00 <milk> TokenDaRing you trying to buy drugs?
29:00 <simba> puffin da erb
30:00 <milk> http://www.reddit.com/r/SilkRoad/
30:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHBSvpzI7Tw
30:00 <Thoth> I wanna buy drugs
30:00 <Digerati> i got some seros here
30:00 <Thoth> Meet me at Woolies, Toorak
30:00 <Digerati> 5 bucks each
31:00 <Zade> too far meet you at woolies prahran 
33:00 <Picard> where is skirmish tonight?
34:00 <Thoth> Did beehhh actually burn his own house down?
34:00 <milk> a racist firebombed him
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard do you miss your lover matthew?
34:00 <Thoth> What about his wallet and backpack?
35:00 <Thoth> They broke in right?
35:00 <Thoth> But thats pretty fucked if thats the truth
35:00 <Thoth> beehhh seems alright, if he burnt his house down or not
38:00 <xm> beehhh didnt burn it down but he's got that victim complex so he'd have to have some sort of conspiracy theory
38:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing no
39:00 <Picard> i hhave you :)
39:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1MU2OTVGzI
39:00 <Picard> although it would be fun to see his take on james hird 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> he quits whenever you ask him though
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess it makes him cry
40:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <Picard> hird will sue essendon lol
41:00 <Digerati> https://yts.re/download/start/DA047DD43A924CCD76BE3F7FCAC422391640212E.torrent
41:00 <simba> man Picard do u even care 
42:00 <simba> like u have really cared about the whole essendon thing for ages now
42:00 <Picard> its a blight on the game
42:00 <simba> oh thats your angle
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Picard> any sports fan cares about drug cheats
42:00 <Picard> its more the drug cheat shit simba
42:00 <simba> what about the lions then?
42:00 <Picard> as a horse trainer i hate drug cheats
43:00 <simba> but isnt horse racing all about pumping your horse with the best drugs?
43:00 <Digerati> picard u work at flem ?
43:00 <Picard> no simba
43:00 <Picard> no Digerati
43:00 <simba> what about the brisbane lions and their tainted 3 flags?
43:00 <Digerati> where then ?
43:00 <simba> were u up in arms about that?
43:00 <Digerati> caulfield ?
43:00 <Picard> its about the the skill to get the best out of the horse
43:00 <Digerati> sandown ?
43:00 <Picard> tainted?
43:00 <Digerati> moonee valley ?
44:00 <Picard> no
44:00 <Digerati> picard, i knew mrs dalton
44:00 <Thoth> beehhh's quote that I keep repeating is pretty awesome tho
44:00 <Thoth> thats going to be my new thing
44:00 <simba> u prob dont know about the lions doping shit cos it didnt get much media attention
44:00 <Digerati> picard you know that name ?
44:00 <Digerati> dalton
44:00 <Thoth> if maddy wakes me up during the night I'll tell her to wake me again when the fire reaches the bedroom
44:00 <Thoth> I'm too tired to get up
44:00 <Digerati> picard you know empire rose ?
45:00 <Digerati> empire rose
45:00 <Picard> yes
45:00 <Picard> she won a melbourne cup
45:00 <Digerati> she grazed it
45:00 <Picard> she was huge
45:00 <Digerati> yes
45:00 <partay> my parents owned racehorses all their life. The rider has more to do with the win that the horse
46:00 <Digerati> i did like makybe
46:00 <Digerati> but not as much as empire
46:00 <Picard> lol partay thats a typical comment from the uneducated
46:00 <Digerati> that horse was massive
46:00 <simba> are there any clean horses in the races you participate in Picard?
46:00 <Digerati> lots of mortadella
46:00 <Thoth> Picard: do you support drugging AFL players?
46:00 <Picard> simba id say yes
47:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I visit the NRL clubs and do that
47:00 <simba> is it true there are clean races and doped up races , like actual categories
47:00 <Picard> no
47:00 <Picard> there are drugs i consider ok and others i do not
47:00 <Thoth> Picard: is weed not a sports enhancing drug?
47:00 <Zade> i am the same
48:00 <Picard> no idea Thoth
48:00 <Zade> i feel party enhancers are ok 
48:00 <Picard> my horses dont smoke
48:00 <Thoth> Picard: what drugs do you consider ok?
48:00 <Thoth> Oh fair
49:00 <Picard> its the exotic drugs i do not like, things like epo,snake venom,cone snail, 
50:00 <Picard> peter moody has fallen in a hole sinse they can test for cobolt
50:00 <Thoth> Yea some of the guys at the gym hit the snake venom
51:00 <Picard> Thoth u have no idea what u are talking about
51:00 <Thoth> It allows them to train through pain
51:00 <Picard> really
51:00 <simba> i use cone snail venom to withstand my husbands beatings
51:00 <Picard> lmfao
52:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvwy5cc656U
52:00 <Picard> snake venom was unreal
52:00 <Picard> tymosin beta was hit and miss, thats why i dont understand why essendon were so rapt with it
52:00 <Picard> some horses their hair fell out
53:00 <Thoth> Sometimes I'm a real dog tho
53:00 <Thoth> Like I keep the cobra for myself and sell the python venom to the gym junkies. They're pumped, they know no better
53:00 <Picard> lmfao
54:00 <Digerati> magnet:?xt=urn:btih:24245b78cc839cb9389f7a0d7a1f784312f148e2&dn=The+Party+%281968%29+1080p+BrRip+x264+-+YIFY&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337
54:00 <Picard> i see Thoth knows how to use google
54:00 <Saemon> i guess drugs that are ok are the medical legal ones
54:00 <Saemon> like panadol etc
54:00 <Saemon> the meth, cocaine and estasy are the bad ones
54:00 <Digerati> meth
54:00 <simba> Digerati: shittest link ever
54:00 <Digerati> totally
54:00 <Digerati> fucked up
54:00 <Digerati> sorry
54:00 <Thoth> I don't use Google because I don't want my privacy invaded. Soon I'm going to have to stop web browsing and using DNS too.
54:00 <Zade> its obvious you have never had blue ck then Saemon
55:00 <Digerati> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11019373/The_Party_(1968)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY
55:00 <Digerati> thats when goldie hawn was a girl
55:00 <Digerati> peter sellers
55:00 <Thoth> I'm not a criminal or a nutjob tho
55:00 <simba> peter buyers
55:00 <Digerati> enough seed
55:00 <Digerati> i like sellers
56:00 <Thoth> I'm just a hard working terrorist
56:00 <Saemon> whats blue ck?
56:00 <Saemon> i dont use cologne i use lynx
57:00 <Thoth> I must Jeremy Wade
57:00 <Thoth> bai
59:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7loLxor-Hsg&index=2&list=PL50CCED6D0D524430
02:00 <simba> go home and get ya fucken shinebox
04:00 <bee_girl> ?
07:00 <Picard> ???
09:00 <Digerati> https://yts.re/download/start/A241F6E8D6B5CE4BC43773FA0EE4EB8B73192A75.torrent
09:00 <simba> lol asshole
09:00 <simba> makes me download a torrent
09:00 <couleurs> what is it...
09:00 <simba> curtains
10:00 <simba> 1983
10:00 <Digerati> horror
10:00 <Digerati> it's all yify
10:00 <Digerati> trusted
11:00 <bee_girl> once i stood to loser her, when i saw what i had done
11:00 <Digerati> all 1080p 5+ ratings
11:00 <bee_girl> bound down and threw away the hours of her garden and her sun
11:00 <bee_girl> so i tried to warn her
11:00 <bee_girl> i turned to see her weep
11:00 <bee_girl> 40 days and 40 nights
11:00 <bee_girl> and its still comin down on e
11:00 <bee_girl> me
12:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8NPNKZ9jB0
12:00 <simba> Poetic.
12:00 <bee_girl> vedder
12:00 <bee_girl> click simba
12:00 <bee_girl> ull be better for it
12:00 <bee_girl> go on
12:00 <bee_girl> do it!
13:00 <simba> ok
13:00 <simba> why are they wearing lab coats
13:00 <simba> The Science Band
14:00 <Digerati> http://somafm.com/missioncontrol.pls
14:00 <Digerati> that's science
14:00 <Digerati> NASA
14:00 <Digerati> real clips
14:00 <Digerati> ambient music with NASA backgrounds
14:00 <bee_girl> dont judge
14:00 <bee_girl> just listen
15:00 <Saemon> omg
15:00 <Digerati> static
15:00 <Saemon> ummmmm, caramelised popcorn
15:00 <Digerati> apollo 8
15:00 <Saemon> where have you been all my life??
15:00 <simba> stop making me download shit Digerati
15:00 <simba> you shit linker
15:00 <Digerati> they are fixing a satellite
16:00 <Digerati> this site aint going to be up for long
16:00 <Digerati> so l33ch
17:00 <Digerati> http://somafm.com/missioncontrol.pls
17:00 <Digerati> i like the background
17:00 <Digerati> fixing the ax 2.4 packet sat
17:00 <Digerati> that is 1975
17:00 <Digerati> internet
18:00 <Digerati> cool
18:00 <Digerati> super cool
19:00 <simba> apparently the internet isnt a part of life
19:00 <simba> its just a world man created inside a real world
19:00 <Digerati> it will be
19:00 <Digerati> if the world survives
19:00 <simba> survives what, ur bad breath LOL
20:00 <Digerati> people won't be able to buy/sell or trade without the WWW
20:00 <Digerati> world wide web
20:00 <Digerati> in the future
20:00 <simba> whats to stop me asking my neighbour if he wants to buy my old toaster?
21:00 <Digerati> business sector and homes without net is no survival
21:00 <Digerati> it will be a crime
21:00 <simba> ?
21:00 <Digerati> w is a number in hebrew
21:00 <Digerati> i will let you figure it out
21:00 <simba> LOL
21:00 <simba> jesus fucking christ on the cross
22:00 <simba> u r a fuken fried kent
22:00 <simba> FUCK meth in melb in the 80s mustve been INSANE
22:00 <simba> all yall old 80s melbournites are just gone
22:00 <simba> mentally
22:00 <Digerati> i never took any drugs in the 80's
22:00 <Digerati> dick
22:00 <Digerati> 90's yes
22:00 <Digerati> not 80's
23:00 <Digerati> i was way to young and in cath school
23:00 <Maurice> Catholic schools usually have the best drugs
23:00 <Digerati> good choir boy i was... sucking on the priests cock
23:00 <Digerati> ffs
23:00 <partay> Maurice they do
27:00 <Saemon> ive found out the solution to having a good looking body
27:00 <Saemon> without having to go gym
27:00 <Saemon> and still look shredded
27:00 <Saemon> http://www.bodyimplants.com/
28:00 <partay> Saemon hows living life as a retard ?
28:00 <Saemon> ^ lol
29:00 <partay> hahaha says Picard
29:00 <Saemon> Picard 1 : partay 0
29:00 <Picard> lol
29:00 <partay> what do you see in the mirror stallion/
29:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <Picard> not you, so im a winner
30:00 <partay> hahah ep you look ike a winner 
30:00 <partay> lol
30:00 <Picard> :)
30:00 <simba> Picard is such a winner he joined irc via mobile like 5 times on his first and only family vacation
30:00 <simba> i think thats when he himself realised how much he loves irc
31:00 <partay> lol
31:00 <Saemon> partay's mum, wanting shield him from the truth, has placed a picture of brad pitts face on the mirrors of her house, so then partay looks into it, thats what he sees lookin back
31:00 <Picard> first vacation? lmfao
32:00 <partay> Saemon hows living life as a retard ?
32:00 <Saemon> when he goes over to his friends house and looks into their mirror, he thinks they're playing some sort of practical joke on him
32:00 <Saemon> due to what he sees
33:00 <partay> yawn
33:00 <Saemon> lonely, miserable and depressing partay
33:00 <Saemon> why do u ask?
33:00 <simba> Saemon that was so fucking unfunny
34:00 <simba> i cant even believe you pressed enter after re reading it
34:00 <simba> i would be too ashamed
34:00 <partay> yah Friday tomorrow 
34:00 <simba> day light savings is happening sunday
34:00 <Saemon> oh c'mon simba, u chuckled
34:00 <simba> i wish i did manm
34:00 <Picard> fuck daylight savings
34:00 <Saemon> it must have gotton at least 2 chuckles out of ya
34:00 <simba> you shouldve seen my face reading that
34:00 <simba> it was my funeral face
35:00 <Saemon> lol
36:00 <Maurice> I like how cocky Saemon gets when one loser sticks up for him
36:00 <Zade> i wish it was friday tomorrow 
37:00 <Picard> tomorrow is my tuesday
38:00 <Saemon> Maurice having someone on yor side, sticking up for you, is certainly quite an esteem booster
38:00 <Saemon> ive never had anyone do that for me in my life i dont think
38:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Zade> weather is warming up, its time to spend all weekend clubbing 
44:00 <Digerati> https://yts.re/download/start/49F7DBC21840DF3749FB4B037EDCFD61C9C7535F.torrent
45:00 <Digerati> The Coed and the Zombie Stoner (2014) 1080p
46:00 <couleurs> is that even a real movie
46:00 <Digerati> it's comedy
46:00 <couleurs> 3.6 imdb 
46:00 <couleurs> sounds pretty funny
58:00 <Digerati> hey simba, do a version check
59:00 <simba> No.
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