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00:00 <elevatorsuit> mine isn't boring either
01:00 <British^Meat> i lost mine in nam
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <elevatorsuit> whilst singing bruno mars "took a grenade for ya"
04:00 <elevatorsuit> i wonder why lish is asleep so early, lights must be out near willy town
04:00 <British^Meat> i remember the first time i heard that song, i literally cringed
04:00 <couleurs> where's Ron when u need him cos rage is rocken!!!!!
05:00 <British^Meat> ugh, am i the only person thats really annoyed by that dude?
05:00 <Picard> gotta love the 80's
05:00 <Picard> wish i was back there now
05:00 <British^Meat> i think we all do
18:00 <Picard> althought we did have Fraser as PM
27:00 <British^Meat> any fans of baked beans here?
28:00 <couleurs> cans of baked beans
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait for my dinner to finish cooking
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes
28:00 <British^Meat> indeed
28:00 <Bastardly_One> underline city
28:00 <British^Meat> i wonder what your fave brand is?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they taste like cotton wool to me 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> love tinned spaghetti though
34:00 <couleurs> gr8 rage 2 nite
37:00 <Saemon> wooott
37:00 <Saemon> sat'day night yallll
41:00 <GoldSpade> ay
42:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Saemon
43:00 <British^Meat> och aye
09:00 <simba> f**K yea
08:00 <Roger_Walter> Honey, I'm home!
13:00 <Roger_Walter> mates crashed into each other at dubbo
14:00 <Roger_Walter> poor bloke plunged to his death from an air-taxi show
21:00 <Roger_Walter> doctor: A young man died today while riding his bicycle from work did you hear
22:00 <doctor> that's unfortunate
27:00 <Roger_Walter> while Victoria is out of control under danis napthine, Geoff shaw would be much preffered by everybody
29:00 <Roger_Walter> http://www.theislamicmonthly.com/a-tiny-cut-female-circumcision-in-south-east-asia/
32:00 <tech_n9ne> hi
32:00 <tech_n9ne> lo
32:00 <Roger_Walter> cunt
32:00 <tech_n9ne> nice...
33:00 <Roger_Walter> Good day 
33:00 <tech_n9ne> how are ya
33:00 <tech_n9ne> mofo
38:00 <Roger_Walter> all the terrorist and asian drug lords taken over the country
38:00 <tech_n9ne> fucken scum bags
38:00 <tech_n9ne> id like to rape them all
40:00 <Roger_Walter> beautiful
41:00 <tech_n9ne> true
41:00 <Roger_Walter> cheap too
41:00 <tech_n9ne> 5 out of 10 people enjoy rape though
42:00 <Roger_Walter> they wont feel your softcocks either
42:00 <Roger_Walter> do a survey while they go past the centerlink
43:00 <Roger_Walter> call yourself big but all help i get from UK
43:00 <Roger_Walter> currency is still strong there, aussie currency has dropped significantly
43:00 <tech_n9ne> scum bag pom
43:00 <tech_n9ne> whinging pommy faggot
44:00 <fletcher> ShadowLurker fucks himself
44:00 <fletcher> fucking faggot
45:00 <tech_n9ne> fletcher eats dog shit
45:00 <tech_n9ne> fucking whack cunt
46:00 <Roger_Walter> goodnite
47:00 <fletcher> fuck fu tech_n9ne
47:00 <fletcher> fuckj ujng
49:00 <tech_n9ne> thanks fag
49:00 <tech_n9ne> now go kill yourself
49:00 <tech_n9ne> and blame simba
51:00 <fletcher> simba is a boy
52:00 <fletcher> a boy with no life
52:00 <fletcher> like losers on irc
52:00 <tech_n9ne> like you??
55:00 <under> hey guys
55:00 <under> how are you?
55:00 <tech_n9ne> im great and you?
56:00 <under> i'm ok thanks
56:00 <tech_n9ne> m F?
56:00 <tech_n9ne> u like to fuck?
56:00 <under> male
56:00 <tech_n9ne> damn it
56:00 <under> yes
56:00 <tech_n9ne> who cares
56:00 <under> lol
57:00 <tech_n9ne> lolz
57:00 <tech_n9ne> WOOOHOOO
58:00 <under> where are  you from?
00:00 <tech_n9ne> melb
00:00 <tech_n9ne> u?
04:00 <under> tech_n9ne: tuscany
04:00 <tech_n9ne> where??
04:00 <under> don't you know tuscany?
04:00 <under> oh god
48:00 <tech_n9ne> hey homo
49:00 <tech_n9ne> why the hell am i wide awake?
11:00 <tech_n9ne> hi
34:00 <fletcher> no
10:00 <TheDarkTruth> I fucking hate moving house... hate it... not a fan of it at all...
09:00 <frayedknot> hi bee_girl 
09:00 <frayedknot> morning Nikky` 
10:00 <bee_girl> good morning frayedknot
10:00 <frayedknot> the sun just came out here
10:00 <Nikky`> Morning frayedknot
10:00 <frayedknot> how are you Nikky`?
11:00 <Nikky`> I'll tell you after my coffee haha
11:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
12:00 <frayedknot> sounds like the answer will shift dramatically after your BCC (blood caffeine content) is elevated
12:00 <frayedknot> i'm good.. haven't even made myself a cup of tea this morning yet
12:00 <frayedknot> how are you bee_girl?
14:00 <bee_girl> good thanks frayedknot
15:00 <Lumeah> Hi bee_girl and frayedknot 
15:00 <bee_girl> morning lumee
15:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
15:00 <Lumeah> On my way to buy new boots. 
15:00 <Lumeah> Yay
16:00 <bee_girl> yay
24:00 <frayedknot> morning Lumeah 
24:00 <Rak> cfm boots?
24:00 <frayedknot> Lumeah is a tradie, so i'm thinking it's likely to be work boots
25:00 <Rak> oh
25:00 <Rak> is there a such thing as steel capped cfm's?
27:00 <Nikky`> Rak Rak Rak.. your mind and thinking amazes me.. ok no it doesn't anymore
27:00 <Nikky`> haha
36:00 <Rak> :D
37:00 <Nikky`> Hmmmmm
46:00 <Nikky`> Morning TokenDaRing
46:00 <TokenDaRing> morning Nikky`
46:00 <TokenDaRing> How's it going?
47:00 <Nikky`> Its going great, now i've finished my coffee. you?
48:00 <Lumeah> Ha ha . .   Hahaha
53:00 <frayedknot> homemade coffee?
54:00 <Nikky`> If by homemade you mean boiled the water, put coffee in cup and milk, then yes, homemade
55:00 <frayedknot> instant?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Instant is the coffee of the unwashed masses
56:00 <frayedknot> i believe Nikky` showers every day
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I find it funny that people buy coffee like Moccoana and think it's the height of class
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Moccona*
58:00 <Nikky`> I do not drink instant during week but at home, its easier
58:00 <Nikky`> And yes, I shower 1-2 times a day
58:00 <TokenDaRing> So, on average, you shower one and a half times a day
59:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you have half a shower?
59:00 <Nikky`> you know, run in and out and say..yeap i've washed
08:00 <Nikky`> Speaking of showers, time to get ready to head to gym
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Hey Yilmaz
08:00 <TokenDaRing> The king of kings
08:00 <TokenDaRing> perhaps THE greatest person in history to have lived
09:00 <Yilmaz> What's going on today? 
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Slept in, having coffee
09:00 <Yilmaz> We've just got home.  Been out shopping and had a lovely breakfast at our fav cafe. 
09:00 <TokenDaRing> My fiancee's mother brought some nice beans back from Bali, which are proving really good
09:00 <Yilmaz> Feeling rather satisfied. 
09:00 <Yilmaz> Nice. 
10:00 <Yilmaz> I've been stirring my son up. He left bacon on his plate. I demand a DNA test because he may not be mine.
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Yilmaz: You missed Bastardly_One ripping into Digerati last night
54:00 <TokenDaRing> where Digerati outed himself as being a factory worker his whole life
56:00 <Yilmaz> He changes his story all the time. 
58:00 <Yilmaz> I am only online now because the mrs has gone to see her parents to show them our wedding invites and my son is on the PS3 with his mate.  Bored. 
58:00 <TokenDaRing> My missus is at work
58:00 <Yilmaz> That's the way. Make her earn her keep.
58:00 <TokenDaRing> and I'm watching LP's on Youtube of horror games
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Because I'm too wussy to play them myself
59:00 <Yilmaz> lol 
59:00 <Yilmaz> I am too wussy to even watch the videos. 
59:00 <Yilmaz> Hmmmmm somersby cider.
28:00 <Yilmaz> Who uses a VPN? What service is a good one? 
57:00 <Kynetic> depends what you want it for Yilmaz
20:32 Topic Is: Welcome to #Melbourne || http://wearecunts.com/stats/melbourne.html || melb boobies http://wearecunts.com/berbs.png
20:32 Set By: (Serenity) on: Mon Sep 08 12:39:13 2014
20:33 <Doodle> he fully cracked the shits and threw a tantrum on the kitchen floor the other night cos i wouldnt give him any celery or carrot that i was chopping
20:44 <Doodle> he's a fkn cat for christs sake
20:53 <TheRon> you keep the cok in the houdse?
20:54 * Retrieving #melbourne modes...
21:01 <damian> howdie partnahs
21:08 <Nikky`> lol that would have been funny to see
21:16 <Doodle> i have a photo of him afterwards
21:20 <Doodle> hang on i'll find it
21:24 <Nikky`> ok
21:38 <TheRon> so your cock is a pussy?
21:40 <FredFlinstone> lmao
21:55 <TheRon> whats so funny?
22:02 * Open sockets:
22:05 <FredFlinstone> idk
22:11 <FredFlinstone> maybe what you asked?
22:24 Quit: zaim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:24 <TheRon> you got a filthy mind
22:28 <FredFlinstone> yes!
22:38 <FredFlinstone> how did you fathom that?
22:45 <TheRon> idk
22:49 <FredFlinstone> hhahahaha
22:58 <FredFlinstone> I just had your fave
23:07 <TheRon> shanks?
23:10 <FredFlinstone> tommmie and mayo sanga
23:16 <TheRon> yuck
23:19 <Doodle> http://oi62.tinypic.com/33ommmq.jpg
23:30 <Doodle> i told him he couldnt have the bits of celery i chucked in the bin
23:36 <FredFlinstone> hahahahhaa
24:40 <damian> does your cat usually eat celery? :P
24:45 <Doodle> no
24:50 <Doodle> he just thinks he does
24:55 <damian> hahaha
24:57 <TheRon> my bro has two dogs that eat carrots
25:08 <Doodle> yeah dogs eat anything but cats are fuckheads
25:22 <Doodle> they want everything until they get it then they turn their nose up at it
26:02 <Doodle> sort of like living with my ex again really
26:09 Join: IAmSpeed ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:21 <Nikky`> Please let me in the bin
26:22 <Nikky`> hehe
26:31 * Break: command halted (line 55, UnrealIRCd.ini)
26:33 <TheRon> i feel like lamb chops for tea
26:40 <FredFlinstone> you have some?
26:43 <Nikky`> I be having beef stirfry
26:46 <TheRon> no
26:46 <FredFlinstone> mid loin?
26:50 <FredFlinstone> oh
26:54 <FredFlinstone> I got salmon
27:17 <FredFlinstone> chump on the barbie be yummy
27:35 <TheRon> crispy skin?
27:39 <FredFlinstone> yes
27:41 <Doodle> bbq for me too
27:44 <Nikky`> Never got into eating salmon
27:46 <FredFlinstone> love lamb fat cooked up
27:53 <FredFlinstone> love slamon
27:59 <Doodle> keke
27:59 <FredFlinstone> I can eat sushie
28:05 <TheRon> tassie salmon??
28:06 <FredFlinstone> its so tender
28:09 <FredFlinstone> yepps
28:10 <Doodle> i hear Nikky` likes a good slamon too
28:14 <FredFlinstone> lmao
28:20 <FredFlinstone> I meant salmon!
28:34 <Nikky`> Only your slamon Doodle ;o)
28:46 <Doodle> re000ww
28:49 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrr is love blossoming here?
28:59 <Doodle> nah
28:59 Quit: mrgrumpy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:04 <Doodle> Nikky` is too good for me
29:07 <FredFlinstone> a bit too far apart ey?
29:13 <TheRon> nah just sex shower maybe breakfast
29:13 <Nikky`> I wish but he will never move here
29:29 <Doodle> its only like 60kms
29:30 <FredFlinstone> cos you live near the ocean
30:03 <FredFlinstone> I thuoght a bit more that that?
30:04 <Nikky`> Yeah but see, you would have to always come here..sif i'd drive there
30:08 <Doodle> i'd move to geelong but Nikky` would be over me in less than a week
30:31 <FredFlinstone> oh are you in geelong nikki?
30:36 <Nikky`> lol and i'd be over Geelong in a week
30:45 <Nikky`> too close to my mum - tho we are not speaking right now
30:48 <Nikky`> Haven't for two weeks
30:49 <FredFlinstone> I thought you were over the other side
31:00 <Doodle> i'm not speaking to her wither
31:03 <Nikky`> I am over the other side.. used to live in Geelong
31:03 <Doodle> either
31:08 <FredFlinstone> yes thought so
31:10 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebts1FMCgb4
31:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Is Stevie Wonder really blind? (Jul 23, 2011) 0:10 - Category: Music - 187,067 views - likes (89.6%), dislikes (10.4%)
31:16 <FredFlinstone> so not 60k's
31:16 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaTi
31:25 <Doodle> the other side of what
31:29 <FredFlinstone> the bay
31:30 <TheRon> yes!
31:33 <elevatorsuit> Nikky` is your mum difficult?
31:42 <Doodle> like franga?
32:20 * Too few parameters: $matchtok
32:22 <FredFlinstone> somerville
32:36 <Doodle> never heard of it
32:43 <TheRon> Nikky`when you goto frankston, do you swear a lot just to fit in??
32:44 Quit: IAmSpeed ([email protected]) Quit:
32:51 Join: zaim ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v zaim
33:19 <FredFlinstone> 174 k's away
33:24 <FredFlinstone> from you Doodle
33:33 <TheRon> 2hrs on the freeways
33:39 <Doodle> no
33:39 <FredFlinstone> yesh
33:46 * /echo: insufficient parameters
33:48 <Doodle> 3hrs+ with traffic
33:50 <Nikky`> She can be yes elevatorsuit
33:56 <Nikky`> lol no TheRon
34:42 Quit: elevatorsuit ([email protected]) Quit:
34:43 <Doodle> she swears a lot anyway
35:21 <FredFlinstone> 2hrs 21 mins in current traffic
35:26 <Nikky`> True
35:32 <Nikky`> :P
35:34 <Doodle> i'm 10 mins out the other side of ballarat
35:40 <Doodle> prolly 15-20 actually
35:52 <Doodle> on the geelong side
35:58 <Nikky`> Still on the time? its not like he is actually going to drive here
36:00 <Mew> its going off like a frog between two bricks in here today
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
36:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm frogs.
36:00 <Mew> you exciting bastards
36:16 <Doodle> i used to see a girl in patterson lakes
36:19 <Doodle> and drive there
36:23 <Nikky`> wb zaim
36:28 Join: Loof ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:31 <zaim> fanx Nikky`
36:33 <Nikky`> ooh so its possible.. lets discuss ;o)
36:36 <zaim> got tooe xcited and uh you know........
36:38 <FredFlinstone> lmao
36:38 <Doodle> hahaha
36:41 <FredFlinstone> go for it guys
36:44 <Nikky`> Yes, I know
36:44 <TheRon> doodle, but did she see you???
36:55 <Doodle> she did
37:00 <Doodle> she even let me in
37:00 <Rak> Mmmm bricks.
37:00 <Mew> im wearing a t shirt that says "FREE CHORIZO" with an arrow pointing to my muff area
37:05 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
37:11 <TheRon> so those stalking charhes got dropped
37:14 * /echo: insufficient parameters
37:16 <FredFlinstone> lmao
37:24 <Doodle> lol
37:29 <Doodle> i didnt stalk her!
37:40 <FredFlinstone> you stalked here!
37:42 <TheRon> my mistake
37:52 <FredFlinstone> her
37:56 <Doodle> give me some credit
37:58 <FredFlinstone> with your stalk
38:00 <Doodle> oh
38:00 <Rak> i love chorizos :o
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Always a catch when it's "free"
38:00 <matrix> Afternoon all
38:00 <Mew> the catch is you have to take a side of crabs
38:00 <MysteriousShado> Mmmm crabs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Rak> surf and truf
38:02 <Doodle> well
38:08 <Doodle> thats another story for another day
38:18 <FredFlinstone> she said what a fins stalk that is
38:21 <FredFlinstone> fine
38:28 <Doodle> when the sun has gone down and all the children are in bed
38:30 <FredFlinstone> she loved celery
38:34 <Doodle> lol
38:45 <Nikky`> Doodle can give lessons on how to stalk and not get caught
38:47 <FredFlinstone> and didnt mind a carrot
39:00 <matrix> Oh what have I walked in on
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Mew is offering her muff
39:00 <MysteriousShado> As long as you can accept crabs
39:00 <MysteriousShado> For FREE!
39:00 <matrix> Can cope with crabs for that girl
39:01 <Doodle> i dont stalk people
39:04 <Doodle> except on fb
39:08 <Doodle> cos thats what its for
39:09 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha
39:13 <FredFlinstone> fuck book
39:34 <TheRon> ian hewittson's new book 101 things to do with a carrot
39:49 <TheRon> i thought of a 102nd but he wasn't too receptive
39:59 * /run: unable to open file 'unrealircd.cini'
40:00 <Mew> aw yeh bae
40:00 <matrix> :-)
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh, and you become a father.
40:00 <MysteriousShado> Other half of the catch
40:00 <matrix> Do I now lol
40:00 <matrix> I love kids anyways 
40:11 <FredFlinstone> I bet not
41:00 <matrix> No deal breaker there
41:00 <MysteriousShado> Suprised that comment didn't wake picard
41:06 Quit: TimeKilla ([email protected]) Quit:
41:29 Join: mrgrumpy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:34 <Doodle> @mp3 Die Antwoord - XPEN$IVE SH1T.mp3 (6MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:32)
41:35 <Loof> soup of dick
41:38 <Doodle> no thx
41:41 <Doodle> i'm replete
41:58 <TheRon> loof you smiling today?
42:00 <matrix> Lol
42:00 <matrix> He might actually be with his real family today
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah, at the family court of law.
42:00 <matrix> Now now :-)
42:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm only a little bitter.
42:00 <MysteriousShado> >.>
42:22 <FredFlinstone> yeah out of his arse
42:39 <TheRon> he's always so sour
42:45 <FredFlinstone> indeed
43:00 <matrix> We all have our bad days
43:00 <MysteriousShado> True
43:00 <matrix> I just wish mine wouldn't come 365 days a year
43:00 <matrix> Lol
43:00 <Rak> just add lemon and lime
43:00 <MysteriousShado> loll
43:35 <TheRon> watching the cricket
43:43 <FredFlinstone> which match?
43:53 <Doodle> my cousin used to umpire world srs cricket
43:53 <TheRon> vics v nsw
43:54 <FredFlinstone> she is watching Sam Stosur
44:00 <Doodle> free shit ftw
44:00 <matrix> I guess I should go back to real life
44:03 <FredFlinstone> who's winning?
44:18 <TheRon> vics scored 294
44:24 <FredFlinstone> wow nice score
44:26 <Doodle> got to meet all the cricketers who are 70 now
44:32 <FredFlinstone> Nephew is in Dubai
44:39 <TheRon> nsw 2 for 125
44:47 <FredFlinstone> hmm could be interesting
44:58 <TheRon> gonna be tight i think
45:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
45:00 <MysteriousShado> What's this real life you speak of?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> real life is overated
45:00 <MysteriousShado> I thought it was IRC or nothing.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> get a PS4
45:00 <Bastardly_One> will solve the real life problem
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Or an Xbox One
45:01 <FredFlinstone> yes
45:10 <TheRon> watching tonight?
45:18 <FredFlinstone> dunno depends on the boss
45:23 <FredFlinstone> she rules the TV
45:28 <FredFlinstone> its her whole life
45:33 <TheRon> what abc marvel is on tonight??
45:47 <FredFlinstone> nfi
46:00 <matrix> Too busy for a PS4.    Besides.  I can't get an advance lol
46:00 <matrix> :-P
46:02 <TheRon> miss fischer??
46:09 <FredFlinstone> Tim
46:50 <TheRon> one foot in the vicar?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope I don't regret that 
47:00 <matrix> Bbl peeps.  Stay beautiful
47:00 <matrix> Ciao
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I never thought it through when buying it to be honest
49:00 <MysteriousShado> Is the PS4 shit?
49:00 <Nikky`> Yes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffy
49:00 <Nikky`> Ask colours..always going on how shit it is
49:11 Join: lumeah2 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:20 <TheRon> they should put are you being served on in prime time
49:41 <lumeah2> omg please no
49:44 <Loof> TheRon's sugardaddys
49:55 <TheRon> be funny as
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you shoosh
50:00 <Nikky`> lol no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> as if get an iphone 6
50:00 <Nikky`> As if not
50:00 <Bastardly_One> poor couleurs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna have a aneuryism if I don't play him at Fifa eventually
51:00 <simba> yeah totally
51:00 <simba> his life, like most of ours, revolves around u Bastardly_One
51:00 <simba> if u werent in this channel .... who the fuck would care about irc
51:00 <MysteriousShado> Who got an iPhone?
52:00 <MysteriousShado> 6
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` is gonna 
52:00 <MysteriousShado> It'll bend in ya pocket.
52:00 <Nikky`> Yes, this is true
52:00 <MysteriousShado> Enjoy the flexi-phone
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up ... and did you finish that season simba?
52:00 <Nikky`> I don't keep phone in my pocket
52:00 <Nikky`> and its plus that does it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh she's getting the normal size one
52:11 <TheRon> pearl jam - even flow
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah ok
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a bit thicker
53:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a bigger 5
53:00 <Nikky`> So yeah.. take ya flexi-phone comment and stick it up ya nose :P
53:00 <MysteriousShado> Just like their owners for buying it :P
53:25 <Fez> Breasts
53:36 <TheRon> babs
53:38 <lumeah2> Penis
53:57 <TheRon> cock
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you said it 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not me 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` might be in a bad mood
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Fire vs Fire!
54:00 <Nikky`> god not this hate on iphone users.. its a phone I want
54:00 <MysteriousShado> Who's hating?
54:00 <Nikky`> Why ppl do the phone vs phone bs
54:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm just shit stirring. :)
54:24 <lumeah2> balls
54:38 <TheRon> teabag
54:42 <lumeah2> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a sweet cheap place for 5 mil
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youredm.com/2014/10/10/deadmau5-buys-5-million-mansion/
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd actually buy that place
55:00 <MysteriousShado> You don't have 5 million though..
55:00 <MysteriousShado> I mean, you're on herel
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll hit him up on Skype
55:01 <lumeah2> frangelico
55:10 <TheRon> sambuca
55:31 <Fez> Bathurst
55:38 <Fez> Too soon?
55:39 <lumeah2> Grunt
55:42 <lumeah2> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> joel mate
56:00 <MysteriousShado> It's just not possible.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lend me $5 mil?
56:00 <uu100h> hey is there a channel or website that shows live booze bus and mobile cameras ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucked if I know what it is 
56:26 * Fez scissors lumeah
56:52 * lumeah2 scissors fez
57:00 <TheRon> is this code?
57:00 <MysteriousShado> Or you know
57:00 <MysteriousShado> You could just not speed or drive drunk?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
57:00 <MysteriousShado> It's not rocket science..
57:00 <Nikky`> Yes it is
57:17 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
57:37 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
57:46 <lumeah2> interesting name loof
57:54 <TheRon> interesting man
57:57 <TheRon> has issues
58:00 <Nikky`> I speed and drink n drive alllllllllllllll the time
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Just because you got caught trying to straighten out your phone
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Doesn't mean it's legal :P
58:00 <Nikky`> on my ps4
58:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup!
58:00 <Nikky`> ok that is a lie
58:00 <Nikky`> I don't have a ps4
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol MysteriousShado ... straightening her phone
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:01 <lumeah2> ah
58:06 <lumeah2> aloof?
58:18 <TheRon> whats the opposite?
58:38 <lumeah2> sane?
58:53 <TheRon> no, he's not sane
59:00 <Nikky`> I used the iron to do it
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Excellent.
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Health and safety at its finest.
59:00 <Nikky`> Works a treat
59:00 <Nikky`> And when i'm done I shall stick the iron up ya butt - health and saftey :P
59:07 <lumeah2> who here is... serioulsy
59:38 <lumeah2> is his name really pat?
59:38 <TheRon> good question
59:39 Nick: couleurs is now known as C1-not-here
59:44 <TheRon> no idea
00:00 <MysteriousShado> That's hot.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like going to noodle box
00:00 <MysteriousShado> SEE WHAT I DID THERE??
00:00 <MysteriousShado> HUH?!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 mins is too far to walk though
00:00 <Nikky`> I did but wasn't lol worthy
00:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh the irony...
00:07 <TheRon> i'm listening to silverchair, i can't be that sane
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00:15 <FredFlinstone> lol
01:00 <lumeah2> ture
01:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy
01:00 <Nikky`> :P
01:00 <Nikky`> So anywho..how are you MysteriousShado? over your car being worth $0 now?
01:02 <lumeah2> true
01:54 <TheRon> i got pretty pumped after winning bowls yesterday
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02:00 <MysteriousShado> No!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Nikky`> Poor baby
02:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm wrestling my son over dominace of the house atm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a bit excited last night wasn't he?
02:00 <MysteriousShado> And I'm losing.
02:00 <MysteriousShado> Dominance*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... are you the owner of the little blond boy?
02:00 <MysteriousShado> Who?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you
02:00 <MysteriousShado> What little blonde boy?
02:01 <FredFlinstone> you did
02:11 <MysteriousShado> You are my destinyyyy.... JAI HO!
02:31 <TheRon> a tight contested away win
03:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was showing me a pic of their son
03:00 <Bastardly_One> blond for male
03:00 <Bastardly_One> blonde for female
03:00 <MysteriousShado> My son is blonde but I don't share his pictures on here.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wasnt you if you're son doesn't have blond hair
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah fair enough
03:01 <FredFlinstone> always good to win
03:16 <TheRon> winners are grinners
03:25 <FredFlinstone> they are indeed
04:00 <MysteriousShado> That's silly.
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Even by my book.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> My son is old enough to kill me
04:00 <MysteriousShado> Mines 2 and strong as
04:00 <MysteriousShado> It's disturbing.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's 20
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this year
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and taller than me 
04:04 <FredFlinstone> I put some dynamic lifter on my garden they are whinging the place smells like shit! LMFHAO
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha yeah I'll be a midget when he is a teen
05:00 <MysteriousShado> For sure.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and always trying to set me up with his g/fs mothers
05:00 <MysteriousShado> Haha what's wrong with that?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing really ... it's just funny even my own son thinks I need to get laid
05:15 <FredFlinstone> my daughter says oh my room smells like arsehole hahahahaha
05:36 <FredFlinstone> too funny I do it every year
05:39 <FredFlinstone> same response
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Hahahaha
06:00 <MysteriousShado> Never thought of it like that.
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07:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear he does it to piss the creature off that spawned him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she still holds grudges
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's got my stirring talents
07:11 <TheRon> my dad just bought like 4 big bags of sheep poo
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07:56 <FredFlinstone> its the best
08:01 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
08:08 <FredFlinstone> all poo is great for the garden
08:23 <fletcher> hi
08:34 <lumeah2> yup
08:35 <TheRon> hello
08:41 <matrix> afternoon all
08:48 <FredFlinstone> arvose
08:56 <matrix> How's ya doing
08:56 <Bastardly_One> afternoon freaks
09:00 <lumeah2> tho to much house poo is a little acidic
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this daylight savings is annoying
09:03 * FredFlinstone is going well
09:14 <lumeah2> horse
09:15 <TheRon> i do good
09:25 <FredFlinstone> I used to have pigeons
09:33 <FredFlinstone> it doesnt matter if you let it break down
09:34 <TheRon> like bill lawry
09:39 <matrix> chicken poo needs to rot down a bit tok
09:40 <FredFlinstone> I flew with Bill
09:42 <matrix> too
09:52 <FredFlinstone> sis is best friends with his daughter
09:56 <TheRon> good bloke?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
10:00 <Rak> you mean the way every modern device automatically adjusts the time seemlessly so that during the bright pleasant months of the year you have more daylight time after work to enjoy it?
10:00 <Rak> yeh i fucking hate it too ;P
10:13 <FredFlinstone> ordinary bloke from Norhtcote originally
10:17 <FredFlinstone> then Resa
10:30 <TheRon> god bless resa
10:34 <FredFlinstone> lol
10:48 <TheRon> i was born there
10:48 <FredFlinstone> he lived in Southerhay st I think
10:54 <FredFlinstone> I lived ther
11:00 <FredFlinstone> for many years
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in Vic
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but everyone I talk to is either o/s
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or interstate
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's a bit of a pain in the arse
11:14 <TheRon> you can take the boy out of resa but you can't take resa out of the boy
11:17 <FredFlinstone> the posh part
11:21 <FredFlinstone> nup
11:35 <FredFlinstone> his daughter went to Resa high like me and my sis
11:55 <Bastardly_One> Fred grew up around Resevoir?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and Netflix needs to come to Aust
12:04 <Bastardly_One> I grew up around Preston
12:05 <TheRon> yes
12:24 <FredFlinstone> he now lives in Research 
12:39 <FredFlinstone> wife is quite ill
12:43 <Bastardly_One> which is next to montmerancy
12:44 <FredFlinstone> poor Jpy
12:46 <FredFlinstone> Joy
12:48 <Bastardly_One> on the way to Eltham
12:54 <FredFlinstone> actually he has been sick too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not fair I can get Foxtel, stupid WWE Network
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty Quickflix
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One Netflix won't come to AU
13:00 <Bastardly_One>  but can't watch decent shit
13:00 <TokenDaRing> because of the shitty AU licencising laws
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're thinking about it man
13:00 <Rak> they did some research and found for ever 2 foxtel customers there's 1 netflix customer :D
13:00 <TokenDaRing> like, Foxtel have exclusives on a lot of the shows that are big
13:00 <TokenDaRing> like
13:00 <Rak> eat shit foxtel
13:00 <TokenDaRing> GoT
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Foxtel is shit though
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope it dies in a fire
13:00 <Rak> agreed
13:05 <Bastardly_One> I could see TheRon going 
13:11 <Bastardly_One> Research? where the fuck?
13:20 <TheRon> the otherside of melbourne
13:27 <FredFlinstone> north east
13:30 <Bastardly_One> towards Eltham
13:38 <FredFlinstone> just past eltham
13:51 <Bastardly_One> before eltham on the trai
13:52 <Bastardly_One> n
13:58 <TheRon> had family in greensborough
14:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't quickflix
14:00 <Bastardly_One> claim to have HBO shit though?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the only good reason to get Foxtel is sy-fy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> seen some of their movie weeks?
14:03 <FredFlinstone> yes not far
14:03 <Bastardly_One> next station past montmerancy
14:11 <FredFlinstone> I played tennis for Greensy
14:17 <FredFlinstone> after Eltham
14:22 <TheRon> yep
14:28 <FredFlinstone> good club
14:30 <Bastardly_One> I went to montmerancy primary for a while
14:37 <FredFlinstone> not clicky like eltham was
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14:52 <FredFlinstone> then I went to Banyule to join the wife lol
14:58 <TheRon> Bastardly_One i played tennis for ross creek
15:00 <TokenDaRing> sy-fy is shit now
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Shark week would of been awesome
15:00 <TokenDaRing> it's mostly wrestling
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the Sharknado movies and shit
15:00 <TokenDaRing> and Bastardly_One, quickflix can't show it the same day foxtel can I think
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
15:00 <TokenDaRing> they have to wait
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in the US
15:00 <TokenDaRing> so it's delayed
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sy-fy has heaps of B-grade movies
15:16 <Bastardly_One> ross creek!
15:21 <FredFlinstone> did you play pennant TheRon?
15:23 <Bastardly_One> only ever been there once
15:26 <TheRon> yep
15:29 <FredFlinstone> cool
15:35 <Bastardly_One> seemed alright for a small place
15:46 <FredFlinstone> was in the cold part of the year I used to run out of form
15:47 <Bastardly_One> give the way that side of town is expanding
15:52 <Bastardly_One> it'll be part of town soon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never checked Quickflix to be honest
16:00 <Bastardly_One> right now I'm watching this hot chick on the PS4
16:18 <TheRon> 10 15 mins out of ballarat, they had the best courts in the association
16:26 <FredFlinstone> the grass ones?
16:32 <TheRon> hardcourt
16:32 <FredFlinstone> oh no not in winter
16:46 <FredFlinstone> I prefer en tout cas to hard court
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and every comment is 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> show ya tits
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:15 <TheRon> it was just nice to have flat courts
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17:26 <FredFlinstone> after asphalt yes
17:46 <TheRon> yep
17:51 <FredFlinstone> didnt mind the artifical grass though
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nice and fast
18:00 <Bastardly_One> daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this chick kicks arse on BF4
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in love
18:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3497#comic
18:12 <FredFlinstone> good for volleying
18:13 <TheRon> good to volley on that stuff
18:17 <FredFlinstone> snap!
18:42 <FredFlinstone> i preferred doubles
18:53 <TheRon> me too
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19:00 <FredFlinstone> more like a team thing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> british meat would love this 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> watching a Bayonetta 2 demo
19:09 <TheRon> i liked to return on the backhand side
19:17 <FredFlinstone> I didnt care
19:27 <TheRon> i like the off forehand
19:43 <FredFlinstone> I liked my back hand return
19:58 <TheRon> and i iled my slice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> looks great
20:11 <FredFlinstone> I sliced flat and top
20:45 <TheRon> absolutley creaming a backhand is the best feeling
20:52 <Bastardly_One> who is C1-not-here besides a cheeky cunt?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> creaming anything is lol
21:02 <TheRon> couleurs
21:14 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
21:26 <TheRon> i used to say after a while, it's white knuckles time
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21:41 <Bastardly_One> he's probably hunting me down in real life
21:41 <TheRon> step up and smack the crap out of it
21:46 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:56 <FredFlinstone> sometimes
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I never realised so many chicks play The Last of Us online
22:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might have to play
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
22:17 <FredFlinstone> depends how you were seeing it
22:42 <TheRon> usually if i'm down or something, nothing tpo lose
22:50 <Bastardly_One> weird
22:53 <FredFlinstone> yes
22:57 <Bastardly_One> Rocky is on the telly
23:06 <FredFlinstone> or just pissed off hahahaha
23:10 <TheRon> that too
23:16 <Bastardly_One> bit of a strange Sunday afternoon movie
23:26 <TheRon> i've broken a couple of raquets
23:29 <FredFlinstone> havent played for ages
23:37 <TheRon> me neither
23:46 <FredFlinstone> joined coburg
23:52 <FredFlinstone> weird place that
24:02 <TheRon> just coburg in general
24:02 <FredFlinstone> Poo poo was club champ there
24:06 <FredFlinstone> hey!
24:50 <FredFlinstone> coburg is ok
25:16 <TheRon> i mean the jail was right there, c'mon
25:22 <Bastardly_One> coburg is nothingness
25:23 <FredFlinstone> it isnt now
25:29 <FredFlinstone> its all trendy
25:31 <Bastardly_One> except some shops
25:35 <FredFlinstone> Pentridge village
25:45 <Bastardly_One> ^
25:52 <FredFlinstone> been gone for yonks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a big yuppy estate now
26:03 <TheRon> i know
26:04 <Bastardly_One> has been for years
26:17 <FredFlinstone> before we cam here
26:25 <FredFlinstone> we been here 19 years
26:33 <FredFlinstone> or 20
26:36 <Bastardly_One> I've been to pentridge
26:36 <FredFlinstone> cant remember
26:40 <Bastardly_One> not as a prisoner
26:43 <FredFlinstone> 19
26:46 <FredFlinstone> 1195
26:48 <FredFlinstone> 1995
26:50 <Bastardly_One> but why it was operating I've been there
26:54 <FredFlinstone> when carlton won
27:03 <FredFlinstone> how could I forget that
27:06 <Bastardly_One> My mum's ex was an armed robber
27:08 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:12 <TheRon> thats enough out of you
27:26 <FredFlinstone> I forget who we played that day, do you know?
27:34 * FredFlinstone sniggers
27:35 <TheRon> no idea
27:43 <Bastardly_One> heh
27:43 <FredFlinstone> 10 goals methinks
27:47 <TheRon> williams kicked 5 i think
27:50 <FredFlinstone> all over half time
27:55 <FredFlinstone> bog
28:14 <TheRon> full forward most of the day
28:16 <FredFlinstone> we didnt lose many that year
28:23 <C1-not-here> go the dees
28:29 Nick: C1-not-here is now known as couleurs
28:31 <FredFlinstone> ah the memories
28:33 <FredFlinstone> lolz
28:43 <FredFlinstone> should watch the replay lol
29:06 <TheRon> i watch the 89 a bit
29:12 <TheRon> even though we lost
29:12 <FredFlinstone> I was there
29:25 <TheRon> game needed to go longer
29:27 <FredFlinstone> up the top of the northern stand
29:30 <FredFlinstone> nope
29:38 <FredFlinstone> hawthorn never gonna lose
29:44 <TheRon> you sure?
29:48 <FredFlinstone> yeps
29:54 <FredFlinstone> I was barracking for the gees
29:57 <FredFlinstone> but
30:00 <couleurs> shabby dogg
30:00 <BlackDevil> bad lip reading isnt funny anymore mate
30:00 <BlackDevil> too scripted
30:05 <FredFlinstone> by far the better team on the day
30:12 <TheRon> by far?
30:15 <FredFlinstone> only had 16 in the end
30:18 <FredFlinstone> by far
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30:35 <TheRon> mark yeats needed to do better job
30:39 <FredFlinstone> ablett got yu close
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:08 <FredFlinstone> didnt hit him hard enough you think?
31:14 <couleurs> go the dees
31:16 <TheRon> nah
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31:25 <FredFlinstone> you might have won then if he did
31:35 <TheRon> needed to het him again
31:39 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:57 <TheRon> all completely legal
32:02 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
32:04 <couleurs> dees fc
32:21 <TheRon> victory couleurs get on board
32:58 <couleurs> doritos fc
33:09 <TheRon> fuck this melb city shit
33:30 <FredFlinstone> I fuck this city
33:38 <FredFlinstone> I fuck this city with rock and rollllll
34:22 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
34:25 <TheRon> wanderers asian champs yet?
34:38 <Bastardly_One> who won last night out of MC and Syd?
34:42 <couleurs> FiFa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:47 <TheRon> 1-1 i think
34:52 <Bastardly_One> someone go find out and tell me who scored the goals
35:07 <TheRon> but i really don't give a shit
36:08 <TheRon> ask matthew
36:24 <couleurs> me 2
36:29 <Bastardly_One> already checked
36:43 <Bastardly_One> on the a-league page
36:50 <Bastardly_One> you cunts are lazy
36:54 <TheRon> i like santo sam and ed
37:11 <couleurs> a league !
37:26 <TheRon> your league?
37:40 <couleurs> FiFa LeaGue
37:46 <TheRon> rugby league
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e8_1412971112
38:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Asian lady with legs spread wide washing some guys big black cock (Date: Oct-10-2014, 9 hours ago) - Views: 28290 - Played: 22254
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
38:29 <Bastardly_One> I put my ps4 controller down last night
38:31 <FredFlinstone> cricket
38:38 <Bastardly_One> only I dunno where
38:43 <Bastardly_One> it's in this room though
39:00 <ishmael> that isn't what i was hoping to see
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Hahahaha
39:00 <TokenDaRing> thats amazing
39:08 <couleurs> quick!!!!!!!
39:23 Quit: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gold
40:00 <Bastardly_One> just by the title and then watching it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> linked me to this
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=135_1325832012
41:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Beautiful Legs 45 (Date: Jan-6-2012, Jan-6-2012) - Views: 2695 - Played: 1642
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd give it a go
41:04 <TheRon> nsw 4 for 195
41:10 <FredFlinstone> temp has gone down
41:10 <TheRon> need 99 from 75
41:16 <FredFlinstone> shit
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43:00 <Bastardly_One> KILL ME!
43:54 <TheRon> nothing like an ice cold beer
44:00 <FredFlinstone> stop it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to Jamorquai
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and enjoying it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
44:06 <TheRon> what?
44:10 <FredFlinstone> i want one
44:16 <TheRon> sorry
44:19 <FredFlinstone> :)
44:23 <TheRon> no cold chardy?
44:25 <couleurs> gluglugluglguglug
44:33 <FredFlinstone> I have some in the fridge but not yet
44:46 <TheRon> waiting for?
44:52 <FredFlinstone> the sun to go down
44:57 <TheRon> damn
44:58 <FredFlinstone> cant drink too much either
45:00 <Rak> jamiroquai is one of my top 5 live gigs i've seen
45:00 <BlackDevil> i want to put my peen inside of youuuuuuuuuuuu
45:00 <simba> stfu BlackDevil
45:18 <FredFlinstone> need to get up early tom morning
45:32 <FredFlinstone> take the van to the electrical guys
45:49 <TheRon> install a solar bed?
45:54 <FredFlinstone> lol
46:00 <BlackDevil> i want element to stick his peen inside of you simba
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Rak, when was that?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 2009?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and hate to agree ... and I actually payed for it 
46:03 <FredFlinstone> fix it properly
46:09 <FredFlinstone> another battery etc
46:18 <FredFlinstone> I have the solar panels
46:41 <FredFlinstone> then I need to take it to Geeeeeeelong for a service
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont want to give Jay Kay credit for anything
47:00 <Rak> i think longer ago than that but it's all blurry ;)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking little shit
47:00 <Rak> it was outdoors in some park and music shell in sydney
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucks me off ... so arrogant
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same in Melbourne 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was 2009
47:04 <couleurs> go the dees
47:05 <TheRon> i'm sure you'll make it out alive
47:14 <FredFlinstone> i have many times before :)
47:20 <FredFlinstone> have lunch there
47:50 <TheRon> i find the clarendon hotel really good
47:56 <couleurs> who's ready 2 fifa!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:56 <TheRon> genuine italian
47:56 <FredFlinstone> we go on the beach
48:03 <FredFlinstone> like it there
48:16 <FredFlinstone> forget the name lol
48:20 <TheRon> lingy's?
48:23 <FredFlinstone> no
48:26 <FredFlinstone> its not a pub
48:40 <FredFlinstone> the posh restaurant is up the top
48:51 <FredFlinstone> gawd brain dead
49:09 <TheRon> seafood platter?
49:53 <TheRon> nice tender clalmari?
50:04 <TheRon> calamari
50:19 <FredFlinstone> had the lamb souvlaki there its yummy
50:24 <FredFlinstone> with a nice slald
50:39 <TheRon> i've eaten at the polish club
51:05 <FredFlinstone> le parisien is the one on the top
51:08 <TheRon> wanted to dress as hitler
51:17 <FredFlinstone> the wharf shed
51:19 <FredFlinstone> thats it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she just a cosmic girl
52:00 <Bastardly_One> from another galaxy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *chair dances*
52:39 <couleurs> test
52:43 <couleurs> am i onelined?
52:43 <FredFlinstone> 1 2 3
52:45 <TheRon> match
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what a time to join Doodle
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Doodle> lol weirdo
53:00 <Rak> checkout his awesome dancing in virtual insanity ;D
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing the chair dancing of Lil L
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how old am I?
53:00 <Doodle> oh dude
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly fell off onto the floor
53:00 <Rak> young at heart
53:00 <Doodle> have you seen the musicless music video of that
53:03 <FredFlinstone> it goes quiet here often
53:08 <TheRon> couleurs going to the boxing day test?
53:27 <couleurs> no
53:29 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
53:34 <Bastardly_One> found the controller
53:35 <TheRon> well you should damn it
53:39 <FredFlinstone> are yu thro	?
53:43 <FredFlinstone> TheRon: /
53:48 <Bastardly_One> how the hell it got all the way over there I have no idea
53:49 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <TheRon> well no, but thats beside the point
54:00 <Doodle> hilarious
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno why
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I listen to Jamorquai here and there
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's being a bass player
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the funk 
54:00 <Doodle> i saw them once years ago
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah when was that?
54:00 <Doodle> with groove armada
54:00 <Bastardly_One> 2008?
54:00 <Doodle> resin dogs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or 2009?
54:00 <Doodle> lol earlier
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Rak and I were talking about that tour
54:00 <Doodle> i was like 19
54:03 <FredFlinstone> lmao
54:05 <FredFlinstone> I am!
54:09 <TheRon> i know
54:10 <FredFlinstone> or will be
54:13 <TheRon> and adelaide
54:17 <FredFlinstone> indeed :)
54:22 <FredFlinstone> cant friggin wait
54:30 <couleurs> Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!!!
54:44 <TheRon> if only you could sneak and esky in
54:48 <FredFlinstone> lmao
55:00 <FredFlinstone> well I will when I stay at the van
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking great
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit? 
55:00 <Doodle> was at the music bowl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so, 2007?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> summerdaze
55:00 <Doodle> i wish i was 19 in 2007
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what fucking year was it?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> time flies when you're old 
55:00 <Doodle> would have been like 1997
55:00 <Doodle> 1998
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was in the 2000s
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am old
55:07 <FredFlinstone> wont go every day
55:17 <FredFlinstone> get some Boags nice a frezzin
55:26 <TheRon> what else is there to do in adelaide?
55:39 <FredFlinstone> its right on the beach where I am going
55:45 <FredFlinstone> Port Adelaide really
55:48 <FredFlinstone> semaphore
55:50 <TheRon> you'd goto that beach?
55:57 <FredFlinstone> will go gfor a few trips
56:00 <Doodle> http://oi57.tinypic.com/qnn4lu.jpg
56:00 <Doodle> i told my mate he has too much crap
56:02 <FredFlinstone> I will check it out
56:07 <couleurs> who's ready 2 fifa!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:11 <FredFlinstone> I like long walks on the beach
56:37 <FredFlinstone> get the train into the city
56:38 <Bastardly_One> shortly as I promised you a game
56:41 <TheRon> ladies like the long walks on the beach
56:42 <FredFlinstone> find a nice pub
56:51 <FredFlinstone> and yuor point is?
56:52 <TheRon> and even longer dutch ovens
56:53 <FredFlinstone> lol
56:56 <FredFlinstone> oh my
57:07 <couleurs> how long is shortley i've been waiting 4 a week.........................
57:10 <FredFlinstone> such nawtyness
57:21 <Bastardly_One> lol true couleurs
57:40 <Bastardly_One> soon as my waking up cough ends
57:40 <TheRon> phill collins or cyndi lauper?
57:51 <FredFlinstone> phil the dildo
58:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit hidden in Sebas you could steal
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is pretty amazing when you think about it 
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> theres that plus another boat in the garage, a ute 2 trailers and 2 more bikes
58:09 <TheRon> casey donovan?
58:16 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
58:39 <couleurs> w00-h00
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but when I was walking around there the other day 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> after all the years of living there I thought
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for such supposedly poor suburb people have a lot of stuff
59:50 <FredFlinstone> come on shitanners
00:00 <matrix> Stuff doesn't equal money
00:00 <matrix> Can buy shit at cheap prices
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it does when you have to have it to buy it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking quad bikes
00:00 <Bastardly_One> cars, etc
00:00 <Doodle> yeh
00:00 <matrix> Stolen hey :-P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
00:00 <Doodle> i know many people round here with little jewels in their garages
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nope but a junky could make a fortune in seba
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *sebas
01:00 <Doodle> one bloke a few months ago showed me his messerschmidt bubble car
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I mean Doodle
01:00 <matrix> A junky can make a fortune anywhere
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not in Ballarat :P
01:00 <Doodle> theres a bloke up the road from him with a studebaker hawk
01:00 <Bastardly_One> only a couple of suburbs with robbing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Sebas is one of them :P
01:00 <Doodle> dude over the road from my sister has 2 corvettes and a mustang behind his place
01:00 <Doodle> theres heaps around
01:00 <Doodle> most hardly ever come out
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:03 <couleurs> agreed.
01:14 <Bastardly_One> good sign couleurs
01:17 <Bastardly_One> I'm half awake
01:19 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:32 <Bastardly_One> should be fully awake by half past
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire suburb almost has something
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it's just old holdens or old fords
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My family included
02:00 <Doodle> theres a holden in the paper today that i'd consider
02:00 <Doodle> but i'm not in a position to change cars atm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go on
02:00 <Doodle> 04 monaro, 61,000kms
02:08 <couleurs> ok
02:31 <Bastardly_One> I'm not well man
02:38 <Bastardly_One> I just haven't bitched about it
02:46 <Bastardly_One> I've been sick since Wed
02:49 <FredFlinstone> damn
02:50 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, it's not one of his EKs or Prems
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and not bad 
03:00 <Doodle> screaming for a supercharger
03:00 <Doodle> and some 22" rims
03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... from your point of view yes
03:00 <Doodle> they are marketing it as a collectors car
03:00 <Doodle> fuck that i'd mod the crap out of it
03:11 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
03:18 <TheRon> yes?
03:20 <Bastardly_One> you should of been watching rage last night
03:24 <Bastardly_One> heaps of 80s stuff
03:28 <TheRon> nice
03:33 <Bastardly_One> and 70s
03:39 <TheRon> kind of sleepy
03:54 <TheRon> beers plus bowls
03:54 <FredFlinstone> its gets like that
04:00 <Doodle> starting with suspension that works
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a collectors in one sense only
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a Monaro and nobody got one
04:21 <FredFlinstone> I wnet for a 2 hour walk this morning
04:26 <FredFlinstone> got so hungry
04:27 <TheRon> Bastardly_One would you last 25 ends??
04:51 <Bastardly_One> good question
05:00 <Doodle> yeah its a collectors car they only made 100,000 of them
05:00 <Doodle> they prolly didnt make that many but still theyre not exactly rare
05:00 <Doodle> but they will never make any more
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and sold a proverbial 100 of them too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good reason though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they're supposedly show ponies
05:00 <Doodle> you'd buy a hsv gto if you want a collectible monaro
05:09 <FredFlinstone> thats a lot of ends to get through
05:11 <Bastardly_One> no idea to be honest
05:14 <TheRon> 2 bowls each, 7 other guys
05:23 <Bastardly_One> I can walk for miles
05:30 <FredFlinstone> lol
05:35 <Bastardly_One> but that's different kind of exercise
05:45 <Bastardly_One> that's a good question
05:47 <Bastardly_One> noidea
05:59 <TheRon> start at 1.30 arvo tea 3 or just after
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but shithouse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
06:00 <Bastardly_One> love my holdens but the Monaro would wanna be beefed up like you would if you got it 
06:00 <Doodle> theyre asking too much for it anyway
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna ask how much
06:00 <Doodle> 25k
06:21 <Bastardly_One> I walked from here to sebas the other night
06:28 <TheRon> well done
06:35 <Bastardly_One> turned up on my sister's doorstep going
06:40 <Bastardly_One> think I've walked to far
06:44 <Bastardly_One> can I get a lift home?
06:49 <Bastardly_One> got told to get fucked
06:51 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> knock 5 off cunts 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and then ONO
07:00 <Doodle> someone will pay it
07:00 <Doodle> i'd pay 22 tops
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if it had way less k's
07:00 <Bastardly_One> 22500 max
07:07 <TheRon> bad sister
07:10 <Bastardly_One> so I slept there on the couch until the first bus
07:13 <TheRon> crash on the couch?
07:22 <Bastardly_One> not really her partner is an arse
07:35 <Bastardly_One> she is legally blind so not able to drive
07:47 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't do anything for anyone unless it's his mates
07:54 <TheRon> fucking hell anybody in the family healthy?
07:56 <Bastardly_One> then he'll rush out at 3am and shit
07:58 <Bastardly_One> seen it before
08:00 <Bastardly_One> for that many k's driving up and down Sturt St
08:00 <Bastardly_One> proving yourself
08:00 <Bastardly_One> 20
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ONO
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> for every cheap car in ballarat there are 10 cheaper in melb anyway
08:06 <Bastardly_One> not on my side of the family no
08:07 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:18 <Bastardly_One> My sister is legally blind due to a fall
08:32 <Bastardly_One> if she landed on the back of her head she would of been dead
08:33 <TheRon> and yours is due to smoking weed?
08:50 <Bastardly_One> depends which part of my illnesses
08:58 <Bastardly_One> My lungs would be the BONG specific
09:00 <Doodle> i've only ever bought one car locally and it was a bucket of shit
09:00 <Doodle> paid $13k for it then spent $8k on the engine
09:00 <Doodle> was a ripper when i sold it
09:01 <TheRon> the breathing part
09:43 <couleurs> I'm legally Awesome!!!
10:31 <Bastardly_One> yeah that
10:37 <Bastardly_One> would be the bong
10:44 <Bastardly_One> the rest of my issues I was born with
11:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1937268_1200157437704_2930117_n.jpg?oh=bc0fdd415b9af32704f80d4097cbbb1f&oe=54B97A89&__gda__=1421703042_f706df571d1300860c5134788c96ba55
11:17 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
11:32 <Bastardly_One> seeing as we spend 10 mins working this out we might as well work it out now
11:41 <FredFlinstone> well there you go
11:44 <Bastardly_One> what time and level and shit?
11:50 <TheRon> fiba?
12:05 <Bastardly_One> yah fifa
12:10 <couleurs> idk 6 mins?
12:16 <Bastardly_One> he has been waiting since last Fri
12:29 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright ... Liverpool (me) Vs who?
12:30 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:37 <TheRon> everton?
12:46 <Bastardly_One> nuh he has to play a bad team
12:58 <Bastardly_One> he beat me with Brisbane Roar
13:03 <Bastardly_One> that was not funny
13:08 <TheRon> adelaide?
13:14 <couleurs> idk i'll go an a-league team maybe
13:26 <couleurs> or a US one
13:33 <TheRon> red bulls?
13:39 <Bastardly_One> US ones aren't that bad
13:49 <Bastardly_One> Seattle Sonics! m/
13:56 <Bastardly_One> I barrack for them
14:00 <MysteriousShado> What a cute intercooler.
14:01 <couleurs> yes a-league ones are probably the worst
14:05 <couleurs> just like irl
14:09 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!!
14:11 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yep
14:26 <TheRon> a new zealand team?
14:27 <Bastardly_One> k-league goes off though
14:36 <Bastardly_One> even seen any of that in real life?
14:47 <Bastardly_One> those Japs can play ok actually
14:50 <couleurs> i'll go any team idc i'm not fussy
15:14 <Bastardly_One> I just have to get over the morning hacking
15:24 <Bastardly_One> it's useless playing when I am coughing and can't see the screen
15:38 <TheRon> alive and kicking
15:39 <Bastardly_One> move so fast this year you could get 2 goals in while I blinked
15:43 <couleurs> i'll go onelined in a sec and see which teams are good ie bad
16:21 <Bastardly_One> no-one believes me how it shits over 14
16:31 <Bastardly_One> one of my english friends reckons it's shit
16:43 <Bastardly_One> and he has every installment
17:00 <MysteriousShado> bee_girl, asl?
17:57 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
18:11 <Bastardly_One> My favourite pair of tits is coming down to Melb from Syd this week
18:14 <Bastardly_One> and she wants to meet up
18:20 <Bastardly_One> excellent
18:23 <TheRon> angelina jolie?
18:41 <Bastardly_One> I wish
18:46 <Bastardly_One> I reckon she'd be kinky
18:59 <Bastardly_One> I mean she was freaky with Billy Bob
19:00 <Bastardly_One> OW!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saved the PS4 controller then
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking hurt my hand falling on it 
19:03 <TheRon> she's a little bit bi
19:04 <Bastardly_One> she has to be
19:24 <Bastardly_One> a little bit? ... and a bit incestuous
19:38 <Bastardly_One> the way she kissed her brother in public at some awards
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm suing Sony
20:00 <MysteriousShado> You should.
20:00 <bee_girl> MysteriousShado that asl came outta the blue
20:00 <MysteriousShado> Tits or gtfo.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon bee_girl
20:00 <bee_girl> hey b2
20:00 <bee_girl> oops
20:00 <bee_girl> b1
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'm surprised I've not even asked her what she looks like yet?
20:18 <TheRon> i don't know what their relationship is like
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she's old enough for me to hit on to
21:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> -?
21:00 <MysteriousShado> loll
21:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm just bored personally.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah me too 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the random shit I've been crapping on today with
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't even been interesting
21:37 <simba> i do
21:38 <Bastardly_One> The Corporate Homoerotic Cyclists
21:43 <Bastardly_One> bend down on me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just been ... crap
22:00 <MysteriousShado> It's like that.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep going to play a game
22:00 <Bastardly_One> get started
22:00 <MysteriousShado> I can't even bring myself to spark a political argument on FB.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and get disctracted
22:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't even annoy Americans
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm good at that
22:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
22:00 <MysteriousShado> It's pretty fun
22:22 <TheRon> you do?
22:23 <Bastardly_One> never see those in Ballarat
22:27 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck
22:38 <Bastardly_One> I reckon most drivers in Ballarat would ram them down
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I hang in an American chat room
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and half of them know what I'm like
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and just sit back and expect a show
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed today though
23:52 <TheRon> love love love all you need is love, it's easy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as is evident I can talk
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and a lot of shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're so literal it's just so easy to reel at least one in
24:13 <Bastardly_One> My housemate hates The Beatles
24:21 <TheRon> kill it
24:23 <Bastardly_One> when he told me that I said, "and I hate you"
24:27 Join: georgeandwelll ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:30 <Bastardly_One> he got really offended *lol*
24:47 <georgeandwelll> hi n e grls wana meet 1up
24:56 <TheRon> yes
25:04 <Bastardly_One> I should show you pics of my beatles collection one day
25:09 <TheRon> nice
25:32 <Bastardly_One> I have fake contracts that look real and all
25:46 <Bastardly_One> like they look like they've been burnt and stuff
25:54 <simba> kool
25:57 <Bastardly_One> I'll find one and you'll see what I mean
26:12 <TheRon> simba, go port
26:29 <simba> ken oath
26:30 <TheRon> simba 425 in queensland
26:40 <simba> boo qld
27:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
27:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah
27:36 <TheRon> the beatles - in my life
27:39 <Bastardly_One> shit like this
27:39 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/r180/p417x417/210493_10150174293073104_5531758_o.jpg
27:51 <Bastardly_One> that's not the best pic but yeah heaps of stuff like that
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Good ol' 360 days.
28:00 <MysteriousShado> Used to get threatening inboxes all the time
28:02 <FredFlinstone> sfa on tele tonight
28:08 <TheRon> all the stains and shit it looks real
28:11 <Bastardly_One> look at the playing times
28:26 <Bastardly_One> how long did they have to play?
28:29 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
28:40 <TheRon> hardly
28:56 <Bastardly_One> look again
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to be a bit careful where I hang out ... I've been site banned there before
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've made some really good friends I enjoy talking to along the way so
29:00 <MysteriousShado> That's alright then
29:03 <Bastardly_One> they play about 5 times in one night
29:07 <TheRon> 1 hour at a time
29:15 <couleurs> I'm legally Awesome!!!
29:17 <TheRon> half hour breaks
29:59 <Bastardly_One> hah!
30:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm too racist.. They usually all end up hating me.
30:08 <Bastardly_One> look what I found in the same album
30:10 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/223374_10150173663233104_5620317_n.jpg?oh=b3e93b41993fc504722c805de096eb0d&oe=54F7F5AB&__gda__=1421991189_9f75c59dd9cdbc620389f0975f6e6243
30:21 <simba> im with TheRon on this one
30:22 <Bastardly_One> I'd be angry too if my neck was broken
30:42 <Bastardly_One> yeah I still think if you saw the whole contract
30:50 <Bastardly_One> you'd think they were being ripped off hard
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live there 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so I play on certain issues 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> especially patriotic pride
31:00 <MysteriousShado> Fair enough.
31:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> my favourites are middle class white people
31:00 <Doodle> me too
31:02 <couleurs> Playstation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:04 <Bastardly_One> they had to play about 5 times a week as well
31:09 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's half past
31:14 <Bastardly_One> I'll turn it on in a sec
31:31 <simba> im with MeGusta on this one
31:37 Quit: omfgbbqhax ([email protected]) Connection closed
31:40 <Bastardly_One> I still wanna know how the controller ended up so far away
31:58 <couleurs> it was a ghost...
32:00 <Doodle> theyre delicious
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of meat on them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> once they get off the crack
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the meth
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and get jobs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> tasty with a nice apple sauce
32:00 <MysteriousShado> Once they get jobs they lose some of their meatyness though
32:02 <TheRon> magic contoller fairies?
32:09 <Bastardly_One> don't laugh
32:24 <Bastardly_One> I picked something up on a makeshift spirit box app the other day
32:35 <Bastardly_One> so, possibly true
33:00 <MysteriousShado> Ruins the meal.
33:00 <MysteriousShado> I didn't think America had a middle class in all honesty.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they get a bit of fat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> makes nice crackling
33:00 <MysteriousShado> I thought it was rich cunts vs poor cunts.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does very much so 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the middle class whitey is as blinkered as over here
33:03 <Bastardly_One> I am fascinated by spirit boxes
33:17 <TheRon> i'm fascinated by spirits
33:28 <Bastardly_One> was waiting for that
33:30 <TheRon> the scottish ones
33:37 <FredFlinstone> lol
33:44 <FredFlinstone> drambuie?
33:49 <simba> im with FredFlinstone on this one
33:51 <FredFlinstone> or just a wee dram?
33:54 <TheRon> never had that, good shit?
34:00 <MysteriousShado> I'm totally misinformed then.
34:00 <MysteriousShado> Too many bias doco's.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> middle class would be like here ... living in the suburbs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> typical family set up
34:01 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
34:05 <Bastardly_One> when
34:07 <Bastardly_One> not if
34:09 <FredFlinstone> yes its a scotch liqueur
34:13 <FredFlinstone> sort of
34:15 <Bastardly_One> when you score a goal try and to the cartwheel
34:22 <FredFlinstone> I have a couple of bottles here
34:24 <FredFlinstone> :P
34:32 <couleurs> ok i'm readey
34:36 <Bastardly_One> it's right stick in a clockwise direction
34:50 <Bastardly_One> I might be after this song
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and complaining about shit like their ipad breaking
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or paying school fees, etc
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with enough money to get by alright
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just like here
35:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah yer
35:01 <FredFlinstone> I prefer scotch really
35:04 <TheRon> we are the champions, we are are champion, no time for losers cause we are the champions of the world
35:08 <FredFlinstone> with some soda
35:12 <Bastardly_One> no, not that song :P
35:12 <FredFlinstone> and ice
35:21 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the little yellow bus
35:28 <TheRon> i be
35:28 <Bastardly_One> who wants us to scoop them up come on
35:30 <TheRon> ibet
35:33 <FredFlinstone> lol
35:45 <FredFlinstone> trouble is I tend to drink it too quick
35:49 <Bastardly_One> simba
36:01 <Bastardly_One> if I win though ... I am singing that
36:03 <FredFlinstone> before I know it the bottle has disappeared hahahaha
36:35 <Bastardly_One> oh damn
36:41 <Bastardly_One> now I can't find my fifa disc
36:48 <Bastardly_One> just joking!
36:49 <simba> yes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they appear so dumb
37:00 <Bastardly_One> because they live a different way and don't really have time to think 
37:14 <TheRon> this song is awesome
37:19 <FredFlinstone> been a while since I had one
37:25 <TheRon> the zombies - time of the season
37:25 <Bastardly_One> what song?
37:27 <FredFlinstone> a scothc too!
37:30 <FredFlinstone> scotch
37:37 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
37:42 <Bastardly_One> fuck
37:44 <Bastardly_One> I have that Jesus song
37:49 <couleurs> test
37:50 <Bastardly_One> all you zombies
37:57 <TheRon> the hooters
37:57 <Bastardly_One> by the hooters in my head now
37:58 <FredFlinstone> 1 2 3
37:59 <Bastardly_One> bastard
38:00 <MysteriousShado> I see.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they take their news on face value, etc
38:00 <MysteriousShado> So they are really as naive as the media makes them out to be?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we have the time to sit and think
38:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole yes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but not all ...
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're as naive as we are apathetic
38:04 <TheRon> mmmmmm.....hooters
38:10 <Bastardly_One> I'm turning it on couleurs stfu!
38:27 <FredFlinstone> I am over hooters
38:33 <Bastardly_One> oh how cute
38:33 <TheRon> i'm not
38:35 <FredFlinstone> all over em!
38:38 <Bastardly_One> the 3 of us are on Fifa
38:38 <FredFlinstone> lolllllll
38:46 <Bastardly_One> simba can you do online or not?
38:53 <simba> yea think so
38:57 <TheRon> my bro took the mrs to hooters for their anniversary
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the Naive Giant
39:00 <MysteriousShado> Interesting
39:03 <TheRon> i thought it was classy
39:10 <FredFlinstone> oh there is such a place?
39:13 <Bastardly_One> couleurs reckons the new controller is harder to use
39:17 <TheRon> queensland
39:18 <FredFlinstone> terrible name
39:19 <Bastardly_One> I think it's 10 times easier
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39:28 <sugarnspice> hey all
39:31 <couleurs> test
39:34 <FredFlinstone> 1 2 3
39:40 <simba> its same 2 me pretty much
39:42 <Bastardly_One> I'm in menus cunt!
39:44 <Bastardly_One> stop nagging!
39:47 <sugarnspice> anyone want to chat 29 f melb. pm me
39:51 <simba> same for 20 yrs
40:00 <MysteriousShado> It's useless asking them these questions cause would flat deny it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they do 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it's fun
40:00 <MysteriousShado> 3rd party opinions are generally way better.
40:00 <MysteriousShado> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm considered the conspiracy theorist
40:00 <MysteriousShado> lolol
40:03 <Bastardly_One> sugarnspice, so you're a male
40:07 <Bastardly_One> and about 15 yeah?
40:17 <sugarnspice> Bastardly_One, excuse me
40:27 <Bastardly_One> you're excused
40:32 <TheRon> tits or gtfo
40:51 <simba> we all want 2 chat thats why we type in here
40:55 <Rak> we need pics first
41:00 <Bastardly_One> tin foil hat wearing Australian mental case
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I play on that for shit stirring too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see me at the start of the Syrian war
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they were sick of me within 10 mins
41:00 <MysteriousShado> LOL
41:00 <MysteriousShado> I bet
41:04 <Bastardly_One> I need pics first for proof
41:04 <sugarnspice> im here for clean chat and i dont put pictures on the internet
41:10 <sugarnspice> for every perverted guy to see
41:14 <Bastardly_One> so, you are really a guy
41:19 <Bastardly_One> thought so
41:20 <sugarnspice> no i am not
41:21 <sugarnspice> dont be so rude
41:25 <TheRon> damn it
41:29 <Bastardly_One> what's my name?
41:34 <Bastardly_One> Mr Nice Guy?
41:36 <TheRon> snoop dog
41:52 <Bastardly_One> I'm the shizzle
41:57 <Bastardly_One> in the wizzle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I love telling one soldier guy to shut up and go play CoD
42:00 <Bastardly_One> man he gets upset
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Actualy military?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's done two tours of afghanistan
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
42:00 <MysteriousShado> Ah yer
42:01 <TheRon> shizzle ma nizzle
42:29 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
42:31 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting
42:42 <Bastardly_One> can't believe I have finally been nagged
42:49 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna lose!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> "fuck up and go play CoD soldier boy"
43:00 <MysteriousShado> rofl
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates being called "boy"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> goes off his head
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Yeah because his commanding officer prolly did it all the time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly :D
43:00 <MysteriousShado> lolol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I found that out off another dude I know on FB ya see
43:00 <MysteriousShado> Live up to your nick
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43:06 <TheRon> smokey robinson - cruisin'
43:06 <couleurs> ok let me just find my controller
43:16 <Bastardly_One> lol ... shut up
43:25 <Bastardly_One> I am still amazed
43:28 <couleurs> you're not even online
43:31 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember taking it off the table
43:32 <Bastardly_One> yes I am
43:40 <couleurs> i think you have to be online to play me online
43:44 <Bastardly_One> go to the PS menu again
43:56 <Bastardly_One> you sometimes have to refresh your friend's list
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm Raven Wolf there though so go figure
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I love a stir
44:00 <Bastardly_One> can't resist
44:00 <MysteriousShado> I hear ya
44:06 <couleurs> yes u r there now
44:08 <couleurs> good tip!!!!!
44:14 <Bastardly_One> yw
44:20 <couleurs> 6 mins?
44:26 <Bastardly_One> I only found that out last night as you weren't on but you were
44:28 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright
44:34 <TheRon> get one of those wrist things like the surfers wear
44:35 <Bastardly_One> either way I lose so who cares
44:36 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:42 <couleurs> ok done
44:52 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to "calm down"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but the world is just so full of idiots
45:00 <Bastardly_One> right here at my fingertips
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard to resist
45:00 <MysteriousShado> My son keeps picking up my keys and smokes and bringing them to me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hint much?
45:00 <MysteriousShado> I think he's hinting for me to go for a smoko
45:00 <Bastardly_One> where's he want to go?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <MysteriousShado> I let him play in the van
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah I see
45:00 <MysteriousShado> Keys out of course.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go he wants to play
45:02 <Bastardly_One> I bet I have to got to messages
45:05 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
45:21 <Bastardly_One> ummmm no
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45:26 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is it?
45:51 <couleurs> jesus it's slow
45:52 <Bastardly_One> I'm not making this up
45:54 <Bastardly_One> where is it?
45:56 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go 
46:00 <MysteriousShado> Yup
46:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun
46:04 <couleurs> it should be there now
46:18 <Bastardly_One> you sure you aren't suffering big lag?
46:34 <Bastardly_One> I message friends o/s and we'd of sent each other 20 messages by now
46:41 <couleurs> no, it's the game it's gay
46:57 <Bastardly_One> oh FINALLY!
46:59 <couleurs> i sent it, i'm in the waiting thing now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me!
47:05 <Bastardly_One> that took a century dude
47:15 <couleurs> ok dude
47:43 <couleurs> dude are you on 56k
47:58 <Bastardly_One> I just hit accept now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
48:08 <couleurs> the bars r green
48:08 <Bastardly_One> ready
48:13 <TheRon> martha and the vandellas - heatwave
48:31 <couleurs> i'll go victory
48:36 <couleurs> cos heart are better
49:39 <couleurs> what stadium even is this
50:33 <TheRon> aami park?
51:17 <Bastardly_One> hah!
51:19 <couleurs> nope
51:22 <Bastardly_One> offside
51:28 <couleurs> wtf how
51:50 <Bastardly_One> same way I got the free kick
51:51 <Bastardly_One> how?
51:51 <TheRon> c'mon baby and rescue ,e
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52:25 <couleurs> lol what
52:34 <Bastardly_One> what?
52:38 <Bastardly_One> how did you miss that?
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52:53 <TheRon> sounding like A League
54:13 <couleurs> cos it wasn't berisher
55:05 <Bastardly_One> yellow card
55:06 <couleurs> ruff n tumble
56:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10484674_326463960854086_6191455350370851693_n.jpg?oh=ad7d3c40207f6bee9127ce28843ef8c6&oe=54B57298&__gda__=1422405408_e21c86703b19323b480bd25f78ddba47
56:13 <couleurs> lol
56:14 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:19 <couleurs> wtf
56:24 <Bastardly_One> I know
56:25 <couleurs> these guys can't shoot
56:28 <Bastardly_One> I slowed down
56:31 <Bastardly_One> and I was sure you got that
56:41 <Bastardly_One> what?
56:43 <couleurs> c
56:52 <Bastardly_One> how did you possibly miss that
56:59 <Bastardly_One> ever super mario can get those
57:22 <TheRon> i'll be there, with a love that will shelter you
57:44 <FredFlinstone> rescue me
57:56 <Bastardly_One> by the way
57:59 <Bastardly_One> great corner
58:00 <couleurs> gay
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who is that?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it's not my dad
58:04 <Bastardly_One> now sure how I saved it
58:16 <Bastardly_One> I didnt that time
58:17 <FredFlinstone> dont call TheRon that
58:20 <Bastardly_One> wd
58:25 <couleurs> finally
58:37 <couleurs> who was that
58:47 <FredFlinstone> he was gay
58:49 <Bastardly_One> looked like pain
58:51 <couleurs> it just made it under
58:55 <Bastardly_One> but he won't be on yet
58:58 <Bastardly_One> oh
59:17 <TheRon> marvin gaye?
59:23 <FredFlinstone> he's dead
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59:27 <FredFlinstone> shot by his fathere
59:28 <TheRon> he is
59:33 <TheRon> damn
59:41 <FredFlinstone> but he had good sexual healing
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59:56 <couleurs> eh not too bad
59:58 <Bastardly_One> that was a pretty shit half
00:03 <couleurs> your guys are way faster obvs
00:06 <Bastardly_One> by both of us
00:07 <FredFlinstone> come the shatinners I need another winner
00:18 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I can play a bit better
00:25 <Bastardly_One> one sec and we'll do the second half
00:43 <Bastardly_One> but what about that kick I wanted to take?
00:44 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:53 <TheRon> papa don't preach i'm in trouble deep
00:55 <Bastardly_One> 3 times and I finally get it
01:04 <Bastardly_One> and was a decent pass and still couldn't fucking score
01:06 <FredFlinstone> madoona a gain?
01:13 <TheRon> i like it
01:23 <FredFlinstone> last person I thought yuo would like
01:37 <TheRon> old school shit not the other
01:45 <FredFlinstone> what is the other?
01:48 <FredFlinstone> nfi
01:50 <FredFlinstone> all the same
01:56 <TheRon> dancey poppy shit
02:03 <FredFlinstone> such as?
02:07 <FredFlinstone> holiday?
02:12 <FredFlinstone> her first hit
02:12 <TheRon> the recentish stuff
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02:17 <FredFlinstone> dunno
02:23 <TheRon> good thing
02:27 <FredFlinstone> lol
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03:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna put my fish on after this race and cuppa
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seen this?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/emirates-chief-tim-clark-reveals-suspicions-over-true-fate-of-missing-flight-mh370/story-fnizu68q-1227086741053
03:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting shit that someone has come out finally
03:01 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that goal
03:02 <couleurs> lol
03:10 <Bastardly_One> wtf was that?
03:11 <FredFlinstone> hungry
03:17 <TheRon> go silver sovereign
03:25 <couleurs> how did it go under him
03:29 <FredFlinstone> where is that running?
03:37 <Bastardly_One> no idea man
03:41 <TheRon> 12th man
03:48 <FredFlinstone> oh lol
04:00 <TheRon> super snooper
04:00 <Chinese_lentil> Fish and chips are on the way
04:00 <Chinese_lentil> now if only they delivered beer
04:30 <TheRon> kenny had a lisp
04:36 <FredFlinstone> he did!
04:39 <FredFlinstone> BIG ONE
05:00 <Nikky`> Hey Chinese_lentil :o)
05:00 <Chinese_lentil> Heya Nikky, long time no see :)
05:02 <TheRon> very fucking horse has an s in its name
05:04 <FredFlinstone> race over no winner
05:06 <FredFlinstone> farkin
05:08 <couleurs> stop saving it
05:25 <FredFlinstone> sho you think?
05:26 <Bastardly_One> lol sorry
05:41 <FredFlinstone> shaftesbury avenue
06:00 <Nikky`> It has been awhile - how are you? whats new?
06:34 <Bastardly_One> cheeky!
06:46 <couleurs> n BOOM
07:18 <FredFlinstone> saintly
07:22 <FredFlinstone> super impose
07:28 <FredFlinstone> Solvit
07:31 <FredFlinstone> Sunline
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07:35 <FredFlinstone> Savabeel
07:39 <FredFlinstone> Shamus award
07:51 <FredFlinstone> Surfers paradise
08:00 <Chinese_lentil> enjoying the lovely weather, not mowing the lawn haha
08:02 <FredFlinstone> Shtrawberry road
08:15 <Bastardly_One> what?
08:20 <Bastardly_One> how did I miss that?
08:23 <couleurs> my nigga
08:33 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
09:00 <Chinese_lentil> not working atm, taking caring of the wifey until she's ready to rock again
09:05 <Bastardly_One> stupid abo
09:11 <Bastardly_One> go sniff some more petrol
09:16 <Bastardly_One> as try to score a goal
09:30 <couleurs> agreed.
09:53 <TheRon> girls just wanna have fun
10:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
10:00 <Nikky`> rock again?
10:02 <Bastardly_One> lol
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10:10 <Bastardly_One> I've done my usual trick
10:12 <FredFlinstone> not a great fan of that
10:14 <Bastardly_One> losing concentration
10:15 <couleurs> n BOOM
10:19 <FredFlinstone> she is annoying
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10:47 <Bastardly_One> dont worry
10:54 <Bastardly_One> I can't take free kics
11:10 <TheRon> not what i've heard
11:13 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
11:24 <Bastardly_One> thats rare for me
11:29 <couleurs> i knew that would go in
11:34 <couleurs> my keeper is shit
12:04 <Bastardly_One> smart arse
12:11 <Bastardly_One> didn't expect you to slow down
12:19 <Bastardly_One> nicely anticpated
12:24 <couleurs> go finky
12:34 <Bastardly_One> wd
12:42 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't a bad game for me
12:45 <Bastardly_One> you have to admit
12:48 <couleurs> what an upset!!!!!!
12:59 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:08 <Bastardly_One> hardly when playing against me with 2 buttons
13:23 <couleurs> 2 good
13:37 <Bastardly_One> that was good though
14:03 <Bastardly_One> way less of a drag than 15
14:19 <Bastardly_One> than 14 I mean
14:19 <couleurs> yes good free kick c u next month 4 another match
14:26 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
14:46 <Bastardly_One> that was not usual for me
14:55 <Bastardly_One> I get heaps of free kicks and ruin them
15:26 <Bastardly_One> and where were your main guys?
15:42 <Bastardly_One> like the two scorers were likely scorers
15:58 <Bastardly_One> but the dude who took the throw in that I forget his name
16:03 <Bastardly_One> he's a key defender
16:09 <couleurs> on da bench
16:18 <Bastardly_One> then again I never saw my key defence either
16:25 <Bastardly_One> Sterling I think got one touch
16:59 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know who scored my goals
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <simba> 4 months off?
17:14 <Bastardly_One> wasnt paying attention
17:17 <couleurs> henderson
17:19 <couleurs> and gerrard
17:28 <Bastardly_One> ah henderson was the first
17:46 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to trick ya with cuntholio
17:49 <Bastardly_One> as I call him
17:53 <Bastardly_One> did ya notice that?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if she rocks
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a break in the tour?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw)
18:11 <couleurs> no
18:16 <Bastardly_One> nearly did ... so close to scoring
18:25 <TheRon> i am cornholio, i need tee pee for my bunghole
18:30 <TheRon> BUNGHOLE!
18:31 <Bastardly_One> yeah the couple of times he got hold of it wasn't by accident
18:51 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to trick you into thinking I'd use Sturridge
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but going in with him
19:09 <Bastardly_One> nearly worked once ... you defended though
19:46 <Bastardly_One> I just wish Super Mario had Sturridge's pace
19:59 <Bastardly_One> then I could never lose against the computer
20:00 <buglegs> daewin moises is his name
20:00 <MysteriousShado> ASL?!
20:00 <buglegs> asl?
20:09 <couleurs> Playstation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:21 <Bastardly_One> I had real fun then as opposed to 14
20:30 <TheRon> don't stop believing........
20:34 <Bastardly_One> so you might get your second match a month early
20:36 <Bastardly_One> heh
21:00 <buglegs> asl?
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> cutechineseeyes
21:00 <British^Meat> Noels Caravans
21:00 <British^Meat> awww
21:11 <Bastardly_One> and 4 - 2
21:14 <Bastardly_One> that's good for me
21:19 <couleurs> woo hoo
21:20 <Bastardly_One> told ya I play 15 a bit better
21:21 <TheRon> 31 - 0
21:39 <Bastardly_One> it feels more fluid
21:42 <TheRon> 4 - 3 - 3?
22:00 <British^Meat> gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
22:00 <simba> do u remember those films
22:00 <simba> Problem Child
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> yup
22:00 <British^Meat> with that really annoying guy
22:00 <simba> http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTM1MTAzNDc3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjEyODQ5._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg so strong
22:01 <TheRon> 4- 3 - 1 - 2
22:02 <couleurs> ssure does!!!!!!
22:04 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I had no idea it seemed in 14 TheRon
22:22 <Bastardly_One> this time couleurs would even have to agree
22:28 <Bastardly_One> I am better
22:33 <Bastardly_One> and it's not me ... it's the game
22:43 <Bastardly_One> it's just smoother and better to play
22:53 <TheRon> no doubt - don't speak
23:00 <British^Meat> they wouldnt even get shown on tv today would they?
23:10 <couleurs> yep u rok
23:14 <TheRon> i do
23:20 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I do not
23:29 <Bastardly_One> I do think I've improved though
23:44 <Bastardly_One> took your advice on board from 14 actually that I run too much
24:00 <TheRon> take control in the midfeild
24:00 <simba> not sure
24:00 <simba> i used 2 hire it as a kid
24:00 <simba> and http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Cophalf.jpg/220px-Cophalf.jpg
24:09 Nick: BM^MB is now known as British^Meat
24:14 <Bastardly_One> I tend to against the AI
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24:27 <Bastardly_One> one thing Liverpool has is a decent midfield
24:41 <TheRon> the victory played slower on firday night
24:56 <Bastardly_One> that was not MVC
25:00 <MysteriousShado> Hey there baby.. 
25:01 <Bastardly_One> they swapped with WSW
25:12 <Bastardly_One> was like a practice match
25:19 <Bastardly_One> I thought we'd be flogged
25:20 <TheRon> a wins a win
25:26 <Bastardly_One> looking forward to Fri
25:36 <TheRon> fri?
25:39 <Bastardly_One> Adelaide United at home
25:43 <Bastardly_One> in Adelaide
25:46 <TheRon> yes beat adelaide
25:49 <Bastardly_One> will be a killer
25:58 <Bastardly_One> no way ... we'll be flogged
26:00 <MysteriousShado> You are my voodoo child.. My voodoo child..
26:06 <TheRon> so negative
26:07 <Bastardly_One> if we do I am gonna be so excited
26:12 <Bastardly_One> you'll hear me from your place
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26:28 <TheRon> if the victory win. run naked down peel st
26:37 <Bastardly_One> nuh, soccer is a bit more predictable that afl
26:40 <Bastardly_One> no worries I will
26:45 <Bastardly_One> shit, we'll win now
26:57 Nick: faux is now known as fawks
27:04 <Bastardly_One> oi
27:07 <Bastardly_One> fawks
27:14 <fawks> Yes?
27:16 <Bastardly_One> howdy stranger and guess what I saw the other day?
27:21 <Bastardly_One> a club named after you
27:23 <couleurs> n e 1 else up 4 a fifa match
27:24 <TheRon> there is always something there to remind me
27:26 <Bastardly_One> the Faux Club
27:31 <Bastardly_One> TheRon there's a new place
27:35 <Bastardly_One> on ummmmm
27:37 <Bastardly_One> mair st
27:42 <fawks> Outstanding
27:44 <TheRon> yeah saw that
27:45 <Bastardly_One> called the faux club
27:51 <Bastardly_One> what is it?
28:00 <British^Meat> i know not cop and a half
28:02 <Bastardly_One> looks bohemian
28:06 <Bastardly_One> or hipster
28:06 <TheRon> a rebuilt bar
28:17 <Bastardly_One> it's still a bar yeah?
28:24 <TheRon> always something there to remind me
28:27 <Bastardly_One> never seen it open that's why I asked
28:32 Quit: Johnny ([email protected]) Quit:
28:39 <fawks> I see you still don't shut up
28:47 <Bastardly_One> nup
28:53 <fawks> KewL
28:54 <TheRon> fawks go souths
29:00 <British^Meat> looks annying
29:00 <British^Meat> has Bastardly_One played colouers yet?
29:03 <fawks> Hooray
29:05 <Bastardly_One> how's stuff been? where ya been?
29:07 <Bastardly_One> etc
29:10 <TheRon> hat was awesome
29:38 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
29:42 <Bastardly_One> give me 5 mins
29:43 <TheRon> didn't need russell crowe ringing the bell
29:47 <Bastardly_One> we'll do one more
29:49 <fawks> Stuffs been great.. Been around just not on here
29:50 <couleurs> ok
29:59 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough fawks
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Nope.. He is sitting in the foetal position rocking in the corner still
30:00 <MysteriousShado> Just waiting
30:04 <Bastardly_One> not missed one single thing
30:08 <Bastardly_One> as you can imagine
30:12 <TheRon> whenever the bulldogs lose its a great day
30:14 <fawks> Yeah I didn't expect to
30:19 <fawks> Agreed TheRon
31:40 <couleurs> we got ps4's!!!!!!!!
31:58 Quit: frayedknot ([email protected]) Quit: This computer has gone to sleep
32:00 <British^Meat> weirdo
32:00 <British^Meat> why so many weirdos?
32:00 <British^Meat> ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
32:09 <TheRon> oh tainted love
33:08 <simba> oh oh oh
34:03 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
34:07 <Bastardly_One> we got PS4s
34:13 <Bastardly_One> well simba's is on loan
34:21 <TheRon> and i'm hungry like wolf
34:37 <simba> loanz
34:48 <Bastardly_One> if you can play online
35:00 <Bastardly_One> play couleurs
35:00 <British^Meat> http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/09/20/0920-problem1-inset-2.jpg
35:00 <British^Meat> lol how annoying does he look as a kid
35:07 <Bastardly_One> then I should be ok for the second match
35:17 <simba> fuck u
35:23 <Bastardly_One> I just did something too fast
35:28 Join: Bert187 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:28 <Bastardly_One> caused a coughing fit
35:34 <Bert187> hey guise
35:39 <Bastardly_One> fuck U!
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35:53 <couleurs> lol
35:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Bert187!*@*
35:56 Kick: Bert187 was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) blaklisted)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> have I ever played you simba?
36:06 <simba> yep
36:13 <Bastardly_One> good lord
36:16 <TheRon> blacklisted from hop sings?
36:20 <Bastardly_One> how much did I lose by?
36:21 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:21 <simba> i might not even win if i played u, i might do it after dinner
36:22 <TheRon> did he name names??
36:27 <simba> 4-1
36:42 <Bastardly_One> well, was 4-2 this time
36:43 <Fez> Beasts?
36:48 <Bastardly_One> but should of been like 7 - 2
36:55 <Bastardly_One> couleurs missed such easy goals
37:03 <TheRon> boobs!!!
37:06 <simba> i like setting up teh 'instructions' in this game
37:23 <British^Meat> yes, bert is trouble
37:29 <TheRon> hey bert!
37:33 <British^Meat> good call mr simba
37:43 <TheRon> mr goodbar
37:51 <simba> thanx
38:08 Quit: fawks ([email protected]) Quit: ok
38:09 <couleurs> ok i'm readey
38:17 <TheRon> aren't we all
38:31 <Bastardly_One> simba is more gutless than I am
38:36 <Bastardly_One> so hang on a min
38:50 <Bastardly_One> I'm still fucking huffing and puffing ... this is bullshit
38:58 <simba> why
39:00 <TheRon> oxygen?
39:07 <Bastardly_One> if I go brb I might not come back ... I might die
39:09 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:21 <Bastardly_One> yeah, did something way too fast
39:26 <simba> i am going out 2 dinner Bastardly_One u hermit i cant play u whenever u get an erection 4 it
39:30 <Bastardly_One> but that was like ... 5 - 10 mins go
39:50 <couleurs> i have 2 go out 4 dinner 2 soon so yeh
39:55 <couleurs> waiting!!!!
40:11 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
40:16 <Bastardly_One> ffs
40:18 <Bastardly_One> kgo
40:20 <simba> i h4v3 2 g0 0u+ 4 d1nn3r
40:29 <couleurs> ok
40:31 <Bastardly_One> play me against whoever
40:37 <couleurs> play international
40:40 <couleurs> :))))))
40:45 <Bastardly_One> no way!
40:46 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:47 <British^Meat> #fifanerds
41:06 Join: \romeo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:14 <simba> dont pass out before 9 Bastardly_One
41:18 <Bastardly_One> but you can play Liverpool Vs whoever
41:23 <Bastardly_One> either way you're going to win
41:27 <\romeo> hi simba
41:35 <simba> dont pass out before 9 romeo
41:38 <Bastardly_One> now that wass better couleurs
41:39 <\romeo> hehe
41:41 <\romeo> okay
41:45 <Bastardly_One> no lag in sending it that time
41:51 <Bastardly_One> wtf happened the first time I wonder
42:13 <British^Meat> Honestly though, why are you talking about your game in here and not in private?
42:18 <TheRon> simple minds - don't you forget about me
42:30 <simba> gl hf
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42:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@209.141.5C2FA8.26DC47
42:35 Kick: Simba_ was kicked by ChanOP (blaklisted)
42:40 <couleurs> i'll bo my team then
42:45 <couleurs> go******
42:47 <TheRon> huh?
43:00 <matrix> Evening beautiful people
43:04 <couleurs> bo slektah
43:18 <Bastardly_One> ok
43:21 <Bastardly_One> here we go
43:30 <couleurs> yes this a real match now m8
43:52 <TheRon> like australia vs western samoa??
44:20 <\romeo> simba got milk?
44:48 <simba> WHAT
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44:56 <\romeo> milk
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stop cracking onto me 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the only beautiful person here clearly
45:02 <\romeo> 1 or 2 litres
45:14 <\romeo> i ran out
45:24 <couleurs> PRESSURE
45:34 <TheRon> UNDER PRESSURE
45:34 <\romeo> having a smoke
46:03 <\romeo> pr3$$uRe
46:12 Nick: FredAway is now known as FredFlinstone
46:19 <TheRon> woah oh for the longest time......
46:37 <\romeo> TheRon got milk?
46:42 <TheRon> plenty
46:46 <\romeo> cools
46:49 <ShadowLurker> o.o
47:00 <matrix> Lol b1.  Did I disturb your play station time
47:17 <TheRon> you got boobs?
47:25 <\romeo> i got dick
47:28 <TheRon> fez, you got boobs?
47:29 <\romeo> and balls
47:36 <TokenDaRing> Interesting conversation
47:38 <Fez> Yes.
47:44 <ShadowLurker> ikr
47:45 <\romeo> and im thinking you do also
47:45 <TheRon> nice
47:53 <ShadowLurker> thrilling
47:57 <TokenDaRing> <ost strange
47:58 <TokenDaRing> Most*
48:00 <matrix> Not regretting the advance yet? 
48:00 <matrix> Hello Pete
48:07 <TheRon> boobs are strange?
48:21 <\romeo> what and dick and balls isn't?
48:24 <TokenDaRing> You don't exactly just go to someone and ask "You got boobs?"
48:35 <TheRon> sure you do
48:39 <simba> u do on irc
48:47 <\romeo> so who's had coffee today?
48:53 <FredFlinstone> not I
48:55 <Bastardly_One> wtf
48:57 <\romeo> mmm
49:00 <matrix> That's ok.  Don't care which Pete you are.  Just saying hi :-)
49:01 <FredFlinstone> lots of tea though
49:01 <simba> whos had coffee with breast milk?
49:07 <\romeo> ah cool
49:10 <TheRon> no
49:13 <\romeo> simba your derranged
49:15 <\romeo> :P
49:21 <simba> my derranged
49:28 <\romeo> :P :P
49:33 <ShadowLurker> youre
49:40 <TheRon> black you bastard would be the unanimous call
49:40 <simba> Hahahahaahahaha fkn sike mang
49:43 <FredFlinstone> or re arranged
50:00 <BlackDevil> British^Meat looks creepier
50:00 <matrix> Yeah but still nice enough to talk to
50:00 <BlackDevil> Hackers steal more than 100K photos from Snapchat 
50:38 <\romeo> S0N
50:41 <TheRon> MARVIN GAYE - HOW SWEET IT IS (TO BE LOVED BY YOU)
50:43 <\romeo> DUN
50:46 <\romeo> oops
50:48 <\romeo> SUN
50:51 <\romeo> :D
51:00 <matrix> That's why I hate online social media and cloud backups
51:05 <\romeo> sun
51:35 <\romeo> i broke the right clicker on my mouse
51:42 <TheRon> i bet
51:45 <ShadowLurker> good
51:47 <\romeo> still having a smoke though
51:55 <\romeo> :~)
51:56 <FredFlinstone> wonderful
52:00 <British^Meat> i wonder if they have any of mine
52:00 <matrix> Do you look good?
52:00 <British^Meat> besides, 100k isnt that many, when you consider how many would have been sent
52:00 <matrix> True but still crap that any got hacked
52:01 <FredFlinstone> so clever
52:27 <TheRon> who's better marvin gaye or james taylor?
52:32 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
52:35 <FredFlinstone> different
52:46 <\romeo> jessie J or Taylor swift?
52:56 <TheRon> fuck off
52:56 <\romeo> pornnnnn
52:58 <FredFlinstone> Jessie J
53:01 <\romeo> cool
53:18 <TheRon> james brown - i got you
53:31 <couleurs> good half
53:39 <FredFlinstone> ooooo I feelll good
53:52 <FredFlinstone> what a dirty old man
53:54 <Bastardly_One> let
53:59 <Bastardly_One> s go
54:02 <\romeo> ))
54:05 <TheRon> and i feel nice, sugar and spice
54:10 <FredFlinstone> true
54:17 <\romeo> ii feel sober
54:24 <\romeo> I feel sober
54:30 <TheRon> drink more
54:38 <FredFlinstone> I had a glass
54:38 <\romeo> nah then i'd be sick
54:43 <TheRon> so
55:00 <matrix> Hello frayedknot
55:00 <frayedknot> hi matrix
55:00 <matrix> How you doing
55:01 <\romeo> glass of?
55:06 <FredFlinstone> chardy
55:11 <\romeo> ahh cool
55:11 <TheRon> scotch
55:16 <\romeo> beer
55:27 <FredFlinstone> nah not in the mood tonight
55:33 <\romeo> time to go shopping
55:42 <\romeo> what for other drinks
55:52 <\romeo> im all in when it comes to drinks
55:53 <FredFlinstone> vodky?
56:00 <frayedknot> good
56:00 <frayedknot> how are you?
56:00 <matrix> Can't complain.   Had a reasonable day.
56:05 <\romeo> vodka sux
56:07 <FredFlinstone> bloody mary
56:14 <TheRon> and here's to you mrs robinson. jesus loves you more than you will know
56:15 <FredFlinstone> tequila sunrise
56:15 <\romeo> root beer
56:25 <\romeo> non alcholic champagne
56:26 <FredFlinstone> root then a beer?
56:30 <\romeo> hehe
56:33 <FredFlinstone> lol
56:52 <TheRon> a mrs robinson would be cool
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mouth didnt.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
57:07 Nick: \romeo is now known as ][[^alienated\Romeo
57:07 <FredFlinstone> slutty old whore
57:13 <TheRon> what?
57:27 <][[^alienated\Romeo> burgers
57:33 <FredFlinstone> mrs slobinson
57:39 <][[^alienated\Romeo> and fries
57:45 <FredFlinstone> not fries
57:45 <TheRon> never had any mrs robinson?
57:46 <FredFlinstone> chips
57:51 <FredFlinstone> thick chips
57:54 <][[^alienated\Romeo> and all the leaves are brown
57:59 <][[^alienated\Romeo> yes we4dges
58:00 <British^Meat> i reckon they'd have a laugh if they hacked mine
58:00 <British^Meat> i only send grade A material
58:03 <][[^alienated\Romeo> yes wedges
58:17 <][[^alienated\Romeo> and the sky is gray
58:25 <FredFlinstone> grey
58:30 <][[^alienated\Romeo> greay?
58:40 <TheRon> gray?
58:43 <FredFlinstone> grey
58:56 <TheRon> gravy?
59:03 <FredFlinstone> greyvy
59:04 <Fez> Breasts
59:05 <][[^alienated\Romeo> grey grav
59:10 <][[^alienated\Romeo> grey gravy
59:21 <TheRon> brown onion gravy
59:28 <][[^alienated\Romeo> breats i think you mean knockers
59:31 <FredFlinstone> forget the onion
59:34 <][[^alienated\Romeo> breasts i think you mean knockers
59:42 <Fez> Gravy breasts
59:46 <][[^alienated\Romeo> Fez
59:50 <FredFlinstone> I will like those breasts
59:55 <Bastardly_One> pffft
00:00 <][[^alienated\Romeo> Fez do you like Pez?
00:02 <TheRon> cat stevens - wild world
00:02 <Fez> Onion breasts
00:02 <FredFlinstone> TheRon doesnt even like gravy
00:08 <TheRon> nope
00:17 <TheRon> i like a good jus though
00:23 <][[^alienated\Romeo> Fez are you good or evil or both?
00:38 <][[^alienated\Romeo> TheRon did you get out much this week?
00:42 <FredFlinstone> nothing like a nice thick tasty rich gravy yummmmmmmm
00:46 <TheRon> ooh baby baby it's a wild world
00:51 <FredFlinstone> all the juices of the pan
00:53 <TheRon> always
00:57 <][[^alienated\Romeo> ok
01:00 <matrix> Howdy Lishy
01:00 <matrix> Hello Pandas.  How come your not out tonight?
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01:18 <Roger_Walter> bzzt
01:24 <TheRon> gravox is shit
01:24 <][[^alienated\Romeo> FredFlinstone did you get out much this week?
01:26 <FredFlinstone> Woga
01:31 <FredFlinstone> get waht out?
01:42 <TheRon> the massive tool
01:50 <FredFlinstone> lmao thats a non boner
01:51 <][[^alienated\Romeo> you know outta the house
01:56 <FredFlinstone> oh yes always
02:08 <][[^alienated\Romeo> fuck
02:13 <][[^alienated\Romeo> so
02:14 <FredFlinstone> nah no fucks
02:20 <FredFlinstone> never get those
02:29 <][[^alienated\Romeo> ok
02:39 <FredFlinstone> went to the Sandy yesterday
02:46 <FredFlinstone> had lunch and watched the races
02:48 <][[^alienated\Romeo> is that near a beach?
02:50 <TheRon> Lumeah knows all about massive tools
02:52 Join: gnomesville ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:55 <][[^alienated\Romeo> oh i c
02:58 <FredFlinstone> had a funeral on wednesday
03:00 <Roger_Walter> join isis
03:00 <Lish> hey matrix
03:00 <Lish> whats cracking?
03:03 <FredFlinstone> yes its on the beach
03:15 <Roger_Walter> settle in syria
03:24 <Bastardly_One> gg
03:29 <][[^alienated\Romeo> FredFlintstone how many bottles of wine are you gunna drink?
03:33 <Bastardly_One> I really lost concentration
03:34 <FredFlinstone> none
03:40 <][[^alienated\Romeo> ok
03:40 <FredFlinstone> had one glass
03:46 <][[^alienated\Romeo> ah i c
03:47 <couleurs> yea good game
03:47 <TheRon> everybody was dancing in the moonlight
03:53 <couleurs> i thought you'd score 1st half
04:21 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am not sure what went wrong in that second half
04:27 <][[^alienated\Romeo> couleurs the best game is sex
04:30 <Bastardly_One> started off ok then I just went to ...
04:37 <TheRon> i like it
04:44 <FredFlinstone> dont we all
04:59 <FredFlinstone> my hand loves it
05:00 <matrix> Not much
05:00 <matrix> How you doing lishness
05:02 <TheRon> fuckwits is such apt
05:06 <Bastardly_One> might even play you a 3rd game soon
05:10 Nick: gnomesville is now known as Serenity
05:11 <Bastardly_One> not right this min though
05:19 <TheRon> not at all
05:19 <][[^alienated\Romeo> you got a girlfriend? couleurs?
05:24 <Serenity> o/ have fun peeps Serenity has retired
05:27 Part: Serenity ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:41 <TheRon> she is retard?
05:50 <FredFlinstone> ed
05:56 <FredFlinstone> no retireded
06:02 <couleurs> she is retard
06:04 <FredFlinstone> permanently?
06:08 <couleurs> yes i am going out soon thank u
06:23 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah you said that
06:24 <Bastardly_One> duh
06:34 <Bastardly_One> later if I'm awake ... should be
06:41 <][[^alienated\Romeo> couleurs a/s/l?
06:53 <British^Meat> Mmmmm and i dont wish to complain BUT god there is a lot of fuckwits in here
06:57 <FredFlinstone> omfg no one says that any more
06:58 <Roger_Walter> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2775879/Heatwaves-increased-bushfires-sizzling-temperatures-Australia-s-summer-set-scorcher.html
07:03 <couleurs> c u
07:04 <Roger_Walter> British^News
07:10 <][[^alienated\Romeo> c u 2
07:11 <British^Meat> nup
07:12 <British^Meat> done
07:14 Part: British^Meat ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:26 <Bastardly_One> what is this?
07:34 <Bastardly_One> have a sook day?
07:39 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: dinner time!!!!!!
07:41 <][[^alienated\Romeo> foood
07:46 <Bastardly_One> everyone is acting like this is news
07:50 <][[^alienated\Romeo> barstard
07:54 <FredFlinstone> ni ni all
07:57 <Roger_Walter> there is no future
08:00 <Lish> yeah im pretty good
08:00 <Lish> just chillaxing 
08:00 <matrix> Good to here :-)
08:00 <Chinese_lentil> Pandas :)
08:00 <matrix> How's your other half doing
08:00 <Chinese_lentil> oops, missed tab apparently
08:00 <Lish> he's doing good
08:00 <Lish> getting better every week
08:00 <matrix> Great :-)
08:00 <matrix> Thank god for that
08:05 Quit: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving.
08:11 <][[^alienated\Romeo> behold... The Future
08:14 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: OUCH!!!
08:43 Nick: ][[^alienated\Romeo is now known as \a
09:00 <matrix> Had us worried for a minute
09:00 <Lish> indeed :) 
09:02 <\a> fuck that made me hungry
10:03 <doctor> its... wonderwall
10:33 <Lumeah> Yup i know massive tools. Lol
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10:54 <Roger_Walter> http://youtu.be/MTSihplXOcg
10:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drought and bushfires likely this summer (Oct 7, 2014) 5:56 - Category: News & Politics - 7 views views - likes (0%), dislikes (0%)
11:23 Nick: \a is now known as ][[^alienated\Romeo_
11:23 <Doodle> so same as every summer then
11:50 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> man this is sum nice chock yogo
12:10 <Bastardly_One> I reckon we're gonna get a bitch of a summer Doodle
12:24 <Doodle> so same as every summer then
12:26 <Bastardly_One> we're not due for the weather we've been getting for another month or so yet
12:40 <Bastardly_One> heh ... yeah I guess
12:49 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> Bastardly_One what have you got planned for this summer?
12:51 <Doodle> we wont be getting nice weather as of tomorrow
13:45 <Roger_Walter> i've decided to live alone in tromso
14:16 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> everywhere you go always take the weather
14:35 <Roger_Walter> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/10/11/19/53/sydney-s-smokey-city-views-to-continue
15:32 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> anyone playing a ps game atm?
15:56 <Roger_Walter> im gonna get lenovo vibe z k910
16:04 <Roger_Walter> bugger asus phone
16:25 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> im gunna have to keep playing uncharted 3 untill i get up to where i was at in my save game damn hard drives
16:41 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> i have an ipad
17:00 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> but im loaning it to my brother
17:06 <Bastardly_One> oh it's shittier tomorrow?
17:12 <Bastardly_One> that's actually ok for me
17:30 <Bastardly_One> I've got to be down your way doing something that is harder in the heat
17:40 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> Bastardly_One have you got a girlfriend?
17:53 <Bastardly_One> negative ... women have standard
17:54 <Bastardly_One> s
18:04 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> o i c okay then
18:16 <ShadowLurker> get one off ebay
18:24 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> what a girlfriend?
18:42 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> don't be silly
19:14 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> black coffee
19:24 * ][[^alienated\Romeo_ rolls a smoke
19:28 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the ones on Ebay are used
19:40 <Bastardly_One> and cheap chinese copies
19:50 <Bastardly_One> I'm saving for a Real Doll
19:52 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> are we talking about chicks here?
20:08 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was answering ShadowLurker
20:15 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> ok
20:26 <Bastardly_One> he reckons get one off ebay
20:38 <Bastardly_One> and nuh ... cheap chinese and russian imitations
20:39 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> ahaha
20:43 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> so silly
20:50 <Bastardly_One> get one off craiglist ... sluttier
20:52 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
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22:56 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> simba been working on any video games?
23:54 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> i like time crisis 4 but yeh who doesn't
23:57 <][[^alienated\Romeo_> ?
25:04 Nick: ][[^alienated\Romeo_ is now known as \_Romeo|-_a_-
26:02 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> guys and dolls were just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls
26:24 <Roger_Walter> http://www.hallels.com/articles/9267/20141012/lenovo-vibe-z2-pro-price-specs-features-market-s-thinnest.htm
27:50 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> my trout slap has been disabled
28:43 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> so who wants to go shopping?
30:26 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i have to do some cleaning
31:36 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> 00
31:52 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> +O+
32:04 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> .\__/
32:10 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> 00
32:20 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> +
32:48 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ))
33:01 Nick: \_Romeo|-_a_- is now known as \Vanisher
33:10 Join: Lish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:34 Nick: \Vanisher is now known as \_Romeo|-_a_-
33:40 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> Hi Lish
35:43 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> .euro
35:53 <Roger_Walter> beautiful asshole
35:59 Quit: Roger_Walter ([email protected]) Quit: I dont want your future
37:36 Join: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:42 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> might have to have myself a pepsi
37:51 Join: omfgbbqhax ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:56 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> Hi Wild_Turkey
37:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello
38:01 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> :)
38:06 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> how are you today?
38:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tired
38:17 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ok mmm
38:20 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> why?
38:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> been painting the house
38:34 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ah okay cool
38:47 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i'll be tired so afetr cleaning the house
39:06 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i'll be tired sooon after cleaning the house
39:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> well earnd rest
39:53 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> Wild_Turkey did you get get outta the house much this week?
40:01 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> Wild_Turkey did you get outta the house much this week?
40:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
40:12 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i sure did
40:15 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ah okay cool
40:20 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i went to macdonalds
40:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> went shoppin
40:26 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> for sum big macs
40:32 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ah cool
40:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like big macs
40:38 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> did you buy anything nice?
40:41 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> :)
41:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer beer hehe
41:11 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ah cool
41:16 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i want coffee but i've got no milk till tommorow
41:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dam
41:28 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> yep
41:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> must suck
41:33 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i know
41:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bread n milk for everyone
42:12 * WiLd_TuRkeY starts a U.N food aid program for #melbourne
42:37 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> `seen chicks
42:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@209.141.5C2FA8.26DC47
43:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `fun milk
43:26 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i had a choc yogo
43:32 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> it was nice and filling
43:40 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> had about 4 cups of coffee
43:50 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> got some pepsi too
43:59 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> had some chicken
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> L.A ice here
44:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> steak
44:09 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> but yeah i've gotta start dinner sometime
44:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chips/veg
44:13 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> ahh cool
44:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im a carnivore
44:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like eating animals
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45:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyway im not here for long just wanted to pass by
45:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> good luck people
45:33 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> yep yep
45:44 Quit: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) Quit:
46:27 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> mmm
46:33 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> cooking a sausage roll
47:04 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> fat
47:22 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> anyone stoned?
47:51 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> i hate being stoned in the day time
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48:00 <\_Romeo|-_a_-> kind of all over the shop
48:28 Nick: \_Romeo|-_a_- is now known as \249_iq
48:44 <\249_iq> ice ice baby
49:00 <couleurs> hi every bodey
49:00 <TokenDaRing> hey couleurs
49:00 <TokenDaRing> sup?
50:00 <matrix> Hey couleurs and TokenDaRing
50:00 <couleurs> nm just picken me nose n haven a coffee...
50:00 <couleurs> n u?
50:18 Nick: \249_iq is now known as \FiRe^^_and_Ice^^
50:39 <\FiRe^^_and_Ice^^> might go check what's on tv
50:49 <\FiRe^^_and_Ice^^> surely something good by now
51:00 <matrix> Coffee.   Yes coffee time
51:00 <couleurs> https://33.media.tumblr.com/a8d7e9f54e5f36aefa4a55ea82e5523f/tumblr_nd7jv1DEdA1s30rzoo1_r1_1280.jpg
51:29 Join: Romero ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:48 Nick: \FiRe^^_and_Ice^^ is now known as \broken_soul
52:00 <Rak> and if they're real monsters they will all be on the desktop
53:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs what coffee you have?
53:29 Quit: Schuft ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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54:00 <TheRon> Speaking words of wisdom let it be
54:00 <couleurs> latte, cappuccino, flat white... 
54:00 <TheRon> How about the victory last night?
54:13 <Romero> mrdanger
54:29 <Romero> mrdanger there was someone complaining about you the other night when you were absent
54:39 <Romero> over a an arguement about politics?
55:00 <couleurs> Go Team !
55:00 <LordAsparagus> Christ. Seems every time I poke my head in here people are talking about sport.
55:00 <TheRon> Berisha was impressive
55:00 <TheRon> Fuck you.
55:05 Join: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:26 * Romero dials for Dominos
55:32 * MysteriousShado touches Romero 
55:37 <Romero> rofl
55:53 <MysteriousShado> Miss me babez?
56:00 <TheRon> Boobs?
56:00 <LordAsparagus> Indeed.
56:00 <LordAsparagus> Such scintillating conversation.
56:00 <TheRon> I just went onto a pub loaded up Beatles songs and left
56:12 Quit: \broken_soul ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:29 <ShadowLurker> you lot suck fat cocks
56:52 <MysteriousShado> Learned from the best ;)
57:00 <TheRon> Here's to you mrs Robinson, Jesus loves more than you will know
57:24 <ShadowLurker> yamum
57:31 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
57:41 <Bastardly_One> everyone has either lost their minds today
57:46 <Bastardly_One> or on the massive rags
57:52 <ShadowLurker> nope
57:53 <Bastardly_One> and I feel quite normal
57:56 <MysteriousShado> Global PMS
57:58 <ShadowLurker> its just this place
58:00 <Rak> oh oh oh
58:00 <TheRon> God bless you please mrs Robinson
58:07 <MysteriousShado> Before world no bra day tomorrow.
58:09 <ShadowLurker> full of trolls n fuckwits
58:19 <Bastardly_One> yeah but how is that new news?
58:29 <ShadowLurker> theres more of em
58:33 <MysteriousShado> Oi, don't diss fuckwits~
58:36 <Bastardly_One> there is?
58:37 <ShadowLurker> alltho 3 of the biggest got zlined
58:56 <Bastardly_One> I've missed something recently then
59:00 <MysteriousShado> Picard got zlined?!
59:00 <couleurs> TheRonJukeBox2000
59:00 <TheRon> Indeed
59:00 <TheRon> Better than silence
59:05 <Bastardly_One> while having my head in video games
59:05 <ShadowLurker> nope
59:07 <MysteriousShado> Oh
59:13 <MysteriousShado> You said 3 fuckwits did
59:14 <MysteriousShado> :(
59:15 <Bastardly_One> I know David has been
59:24 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty funny ... he must be seething
59:27 <ShadowLurker> hes one of the biggest
59:31 <Bastardly_One> each time he logs on
59:33 <Bastardly_One> BAM!
59:34 <MysteriousShado> David = FakeID?
59:36 <Bastardly_One> so I am told
59:43 <ShadowLurker> pollocks not wither
59:48 <ShadowLurker> either
59:53 <Plonker> Dave is around
00:04 <Bastardly_One> there ya go then
00:36 <MysteriousShado> I finally fit in on here!
00:41 <MysteriousShado> I'm looking for a new job!
00:43 <MysteriousShado> :')
00:51 <ShadowLurker> no jobs here
01:00 <TheRon> Here's to you Carlton draught
01:00 <TheRon> Ahhhh look at all the lonely people
01:00 <matrix> Howdy TheRon
01:00 <matrix> Hi Lwaxana :-)
01:07 <ShadowLurker> i heard a position opened up tho
01:16 <ShadowLurker> but it turns out that was just b1 mending over
01:17 <Bastardly_One> meh
01:20 <ShadowLurker> bending
01:22 <Bastardly_One> hope they don't mean it
01:26 <MysteriousShado> lolol
01:27 <Bastardly_One> and touche
01:31 <Bastardly_One> not bad cunt
01:35 <Bastardly_One> I'll pay that one
01:51 <ShadowLurker> hope who doesnt mean what
01:57 <ShadowLurker> are you in confusing mode
02:00 <TheRon> Where do they come from
02:00 <Lwaxana> evening
02:00 <matrix> Oh we just are here all.the time TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> I know
02:00 <matrix> Lwaxana: how are you tonight? 
02:15 <Bastardly_One> oh
02:22 <Bastardly_One> your boss
02:33 <ShadowLurker> i odnt have a boss
02:36 <ShadowLurker> what
02:39 <MysteriousShado> Wtf
02:42 <Bastardly_One> the other half
02:43 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:43 <MysteriousShado> This just got way confusing
02:52 <ShadowLurker> hes tip toeing thru the tulips
03:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs I think I'll follow your philosophy and get some coffee too
03:00 <TheRon> I love the Beatles
03:00 <Lwaxana> am ok
03:00 <TheRon> Another one bites the dust
03:01 <ShadowLurker> just ask what you wanna ask
03:02 <ShadowLurker> ffs
03:26 <Bastardly_One> ok
03:28 <Bastardly_One> we got that clear
03:29 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:43 <Bastardly_One> I didnt think it needed to be taken into channel again and you'd get what I meant
03:52 <ShadowLurker> 8===D
04:00 <TheRon> I fucking won bowls today
04:00 <TheRon> Put in the shot bowl on the last end
04:00 <TheRon> I want kudos
04:00 <Rak> pose for nikky in your bowls outfit
04:00 <Rak> she loves it
04:00 <Rak> LOVES it
04:00 <TheRon> I have
04:00 <Rak> did she love it?
04:05 <ShadowLurker> GET A COCK UP YA
04:06 <MysteriousShado> I think I might get a job at Domino's with Romero.
04:22 <MysteriousShado> We can be delivery boys together.
04:48 Part: SirLancelot ([email protected]) from #melbourne
04:51 <Romero> You unemployed atm MysteriousShado?
04:57 <MysteriousShado> Yup.
05:00 <Romero> Damn
05:00 <TheRon> Hard nipples so you tell me
05:00 <TokenDaRing> That's a little strange
05:00 <Rak> sounds likes success
05:00 <TheRon> In like Flint
05:00 <couleurs> ok
05:04 <MysteriousShado> Living off Centrelink
05:09 <Romero> ouch
05:10 <MysteriousShado> I feel at home on here.
05:11 <MysteriousShado> :)
05:16 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:31 <MysteriousShado> Romero, how long's the dole line at your place?
05:41 <Romero> I'm not on the dole
05:43 <MysteriousShado> Takes me 3 hours to lodge my forms.
05:48 <MysteriousShado> It's disappointing.
05:56 <ShadowLurker> *05:05:35 PM* <MeGusta> [2706] *05:04:10 PM* <MysteriousShado> We can deliver boys together.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Romero would be on the DSP
06:00 <TheRon> Couleurs what was the end score in the victory v wsw?
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06:20 <MysteriousShado> Oh
06:21 <MysteriousShado> My bad
06:23 <Romero> No not on any income benefits
06:40 <MysteriousShado> Romero lives off his parents and his DSP.
06:44 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
06:45 <MysteriousShado> That's why he's so comfortabl.
06:48 <ShadowLurker> and drugs
06:52 <Bastardly_One> everyone in cats is on the dole
06:54 <Bastardly_One> or dsp
06:58 <MysteriousShado> rofl
06:59 <Bastardly_One> and you're in cats
07:00 <couleurs> 4-1 i think
07:00 <TheRon> 3-1 at half time didn't watch the second half
07:09 <Romero> oh you trolls you
07:37 <Bastardly_One> wow, no-one said I should join that channel then
07:43 <Bastardly_One> I must be moving up in the world of irc
07:46 <Bastardly_One> sweet
07:47 Quit: Floss ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Frostywheat)
07:58 <matrix> No they just don't think you are good enough
08:00 <TheRon> We can work it out, we can work it out
08:04 <ShadowLurker> anyone in #cats is an instant fuckwit
08:11 <ShadowLurker> and will be ignored like a fuckwit should
08:11 <Bastardly_One> you will burn for that matrix
08:16 <Bastardly_One> I have a long memory :D
08:39 <MysteriousShado> Wtf is #cats?
08:49 <Bastardly_One> no shit
08:55 <Bastardly_One> it's the home of every persistent tard
09:00 <MysteriousShado> Oh
09:00 <couleurs> TheRon: use your internet to check the final score to confirmed thank u
09:00 <TheRon> Where's the fun in that
09:02 <Bastardly_One> that has been banned in any popular channel
09:06 <Bastardly_One> on a constant basis
09:15 <Bastardly_One> I need to learn to type on one line
09:29 <MysteriousShado> Spreading the
09:32 <MysteriousShado> Love isn't an
09:34 <MysteriousShado> Issue.
09:57 <Bastardly_One> I make line breaks where I take pauses in real conversation
10:00 <FredFlinstone> hi fuxers
10:00 <TheRon> Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done
10:03 <Bastardly_One> or ... I ... do ... this
10:09 <Bastardly_One> both fucking annoying I am sure
10:39 <MysteriousShado> Doesn't.. Phase.. Me...
10:40 <MysteriousShado> :D
10:53 <mrdanger> Romero: they were probably wrong about something
11:00 <TheRon> I won bowls
11:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I won at the races!
11:00 <TheRon> Put in the last shot bowl
11:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
11:00 <FredFlinstone> you are a legend
11:00 <TheRon> I am damn it
11:00 <FredFlinstone> did they shout you a beer or 4?
11:00 <TheRon> No bastards
11:00 <FredFlinstone> tight srses
11:13 <MysteriousShado> I think Romero is mad.
11:18 <MysteriousShado> He stopped typing.
11:51 <mrdanger> yeah my page was still right up the top from when i joined and he said something to me
11:54 <mrdanger> lol
11:59 <mrdanger> im not too quick
12:00 <TheRon> Ikr
12:00 <FredFlinstone> old fux
12:00 <FredFlinstone> how many are you up to now?
12:00 <TheRon> I was the man today
12:00 <FredFlinstone> you are always the man TheRon
12:00 <TheRon> Less than 10
12:00 <FredFlinstone> ;-)
12:11 <MysteriousShado> lol
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13:00 <FredFlinstone> 9.9?
13:00 <TheRon> I have my favourite stubbie holder
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I had a pot of boags
13:00 <TheRon> Geelong 2011
13:00 <FredFlinstone> went down like nobidies business
13:00 <TheRon> They always do
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I was gonna have another but Ron poured a wine too quick
13:47 <Lish> i am freezing
14:00 <TheRon> Dam
14:00 <FredFlinstone> he said yes I could have had another
14:00 <FredFlinstone> was nice and cold
14:00 <TheRon> We're you like that Charles dickens book
14:00 <TheRon> Please sir can I have some more
14:00 <FredFlinstone> was nice except for all the friggin loud mouths
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14:37 <MysteriousShado> I have my 10 jobs for the fortnight
14:41 <MysteriousShado> Easy money, come at me!
14:48 <Romero> MysteriousShado what is on the agenda for tomorrow?
14:54 <Romero> Will you be out looking for work?
14:56 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
14:58 <MysteriousShado> No.
15:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I know
15:00 <FredFlinstone> MOREEEEEE!!!!!! did yu say moreeeee?
15:00 <TheRon> Yes!
15:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehe
15:00 <FredFlinstone> two tables of chatting women
15:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck me so lpoud
15:02 <Bastardly_One> I took a breathe
15:07 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did that happen?
15:08 <MysteriousShado> I'll be on here pissing on and smoking.
15:10 <Bastardly_One> carry on
15:20 <Bastardly_One> lol MysteriousShado ... way to fit in!
15:23 <Romero> MysteriousShado do you still live in sunbury area?
15:36 <MysteriousShado> Romero, I haven't lived there for years mate.
15:46 <Romero> Thats why i was asking if you still did
15:49 <Romero> Where are you now?
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15:52 Kick: Crowman was kicked by ChanOP (NO CHRIS' ALLOWED)
15:59 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and one friggin bloke who didnt need a micrphone
16:00 <TheRon> Could I have been in there
16:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno
16:00 <FredFlinstone> why do you say that?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> do you get a tad loud?
16:00 <TheRon> After a few
16:00 <FredFlinstone> this was before they had a drink ffs
16:01 <MysteriousShado> lol
16:07 <Lish> MysteriousShado 10 job for the foortnight?
16:10 <MysteriousShado> Chris ban?
16:15 <MysteriousShado> Lish, yup.
16:29 <Romero> MysteriousShado is a loser
16:31 <Romero> as is ShadowLurker
16:34 <ShadowLurker> time to update stats
16:39 <Lish> what does that mean MysteriousShado
16:40 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ Romero
16:49 <ShadowLurker> tried cracking onto me once
16:52 <MysteriousShado> Romero is getting angry.
16:55 <ShadowLurker> i rejected him
16:58 <ShadowLurker> now hes mad
17:00 <FredFlinstone> it was deafening
17:00 <TheRon> A roots a root
17:00 <FredFlinstone> huh?
17:00 <TheRon> It's not?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno what you are talking about
17:00 <FredFlinstone> oh you meaan when you have sex
17:00 <FredFlinstone> tmi!
17:00 <TheRon> A table full of women
17:03 <MysteriousShado> LOL
17:15 <Romero> ShadowLurker the pedophile nickname
17:18 <ShadowLurker> im sorry Romero youre not my type
17:29 <Bastardly_One> time to update stats?
17:33 <Romero> ShadowLurker lurking in the MysteriousShado
17:39 <Bastardly_One> wonder how much I win by this time?
17:40 <Romero> a couple of bum chums
17:48 <Bastardly_One> I was so shocked the first time
17:58 <ShadowLurker> i wasnt
18:00 <FredFlinstone> oh geez no thanks
18:00 <TheRon> House of the rising sun.
18:00 <FredFlinstone> the aminals
18:00 <TheRon> Yes
18:01 <Bastardly_One> now I just accept the fact I never fucking shut up
18:08 <Bastardly_One> hah, I bet you weren't
18:09 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:17 <Zade> we had noticed
18:28 <MysteriousShado> Romero is mad cause his DSP was cut by Abbotts reforms.
18:52 <MysteriousShado> So he vents here.
18:58 <Romero> MysteriousShado is mad because he is a fat piece of shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush Zade
19:00 <TheRon> I see a red door and I want it painted black
19:00 <FredFlinstone> the stones
19:08 <MysteriousShado> looooooool
19:13 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm Romero has an ABI
19:14 <Zade> just j/k Bastardly_One
19:22 <Bastardly_One> so, he'll be on the DSP forever
19:37 <Bastardly_One> Zade, you've finally gotten cheeky after a decade eh?
19:38 <MysteriousShado> ABI?
19:45 <Bastardly_One> you weren't joking
19:56 <Bastardly_One> I am capable of talking a lot of shit :D
20:00 <TheRon> No colours anymore I want them to be black
20:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt gonna come home this early
20:00 <FredFlinstone> thought she would complain
20:00 <TheRon> No?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
20:00 <FredFlinstone> usually dont
20:00 <TheRon> Damn wife
20:01 <Zade> a decade
20:05 <Bastardly_One> ABI ... Acquired Brain Injury
20:18 <Floss> Crikey
20:28 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
20:42 <Romero> http://www.dominos.com.au/
20:43 <Floss> Evening
20:54 <MysteriousShado> Oh, so he really is retarded.
20:58 <MysteriousShado> Not just acting it.
21:00 <FredFlinstone> she covers her head with her dressing gown
21:00 <FredFlinstone> even if I have just a few drinks
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I thught fuck it I am not pissed
21:00 <TheRon> Get drunk come home horny
21:00 <FredFlinstone> made a toastie and had a cuppa
21:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
21:00 <matrix> Get horny come home drunk
21:00 <FredFlinstone> dont need to get drunk for that
21:05 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting for someone to tell me to stfu
21:12 <Bastardly_One> guess it had to be you Floss
21:13 <Romero> MysteriousShado how heavy are you mate?
21:23 <MysteriousShado> 267kg
21:28 <MysteriousShado> 4'11"
21:28 <Romero> MysteriousShado how heavy are you mate?
21:33 <MysteriousShado> Nice and round.
21:34 <ShadowLurker> updated i think
21:36 <Floss> What had to be me?
21:48 <Bastardly_One> I keep forgetting the url
21:50 <Bastardly_One> spam me
21:55 <ShadowLurker> lol pandis on 2nd
22:00 <TheRon> I bought a pizza
22:00 <FredFlinstone> type?
22:00 <FredFlinstone> hopeflyy a goumet
22:00 <TheRon> Supreme olives and anchovies
22:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck!
22:00 <TheRon> Awesome
22:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
22:00 <matrix> Anchovies kinda suck
22:00 <FredFlinstone> not those creepy crawly things
22:00 <TheRon> Salty goodness
22:00 <FredFlinstone> thats them matirx
22:01 <ShadowLurker> too bad hes zlined now
22:09 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
22:13 <Bastardly_One> ok fill me in
22:14 <ShadowLurker> http://wearecunts.com/stats/melbourne.html
22:15 <MysteriousShado> What's the URL
22:19 <ShadowLurker> yeh him shads and awolf
22:21 <Bastardly_One> I definitely have missed shit
22:23 <Bastardly_One> what happened
22:28 <MysteriousShado> Cheers.
22:47 <Bastardly_One> Panda would be devo
22:50 <ShadowLurker> whole lot of shit
22:54 <ShadowLurker> dont care
23:00 <FredFlinstone> crabs
23:00 <FredFlinstone> with hairs
23:00 <TheRon> Lucy in the sky with diamonds
23:00 <matrix> And not Ni e crabs
23:00 <matrix> Nice*
23:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
23:00 <FredFlinstone> salty ones
23:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwwwww
23:04 <ShadowLurker> should have happened months ago
23:06 <Floss> Gatorade with melted ice is just crappy blue water :/
23:21 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... a zline
23:26 <Bastardly_One> he must of finally really lost it?
23:50 <ShadowLurker> well hes well and truley a cats regular
24:00 <matrix> There meant to be a fish but they don't taste like any fish I know lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> I know the taste
24:00 <TheRon> God shit
24:00 <TheRon> Good
24:00 <FredFlinstone> capers for me
24:00 <TheRon> Capers?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
24:08 <Bastardly_One> I only killed 2 convos?
24:09 <mrdanger> ahaha
24:13 <Bastardly_One> I have to try harder
24:15 <mrdanger> holy shit anyone watchin the block?
24:32 <mzyoyo> that's disgusting
24:42 <Romero> MysteriousShado, what's on the agenda for tomorrow?
24:43 <Romero> Eating?
24:46 <mrdanger> the first two houses made over 300k profit, then max and carstin made 40k, and D&D just made 10k
24:46 <Bastardly_One> u r!
24:52 <mrdanger> hilarious
24:55 <mrdanger> HILARIOUS
24:55 <Bastardly_One> I gather she means The Bloc
25:00 <FredFlinstone> love them
25:00 <matrix> God shit was more correct for anchovies lol
25:00 <TheRon> Tartare with capers?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> got a nice recipe for a pizza this morning from Weber
25:00 <FredFlinstone> if home made tartare
25:00 <matrix> Weber pizza?  Was it any good
25:00 <FredFlinstone> http://www.weber.com/recipes/starters/grilled-pizzas-with-brie-caramelized-onions-and-capers
25:00 <TheRon> never like tartare
25:02 <Bastardly_One> *Block
25:04 <mzyoyo> I don't care
25:25 <Floss> I don't watch it
25:36 <mrdanger> that last one was brutal
25:43 <Floss> Just the commercials annoy me so I take that as a sign
25:44 <mrdanger> hilarious because I hated that De chick
25:46 <ShadowLurker> noone cares
25:48 <mrdanger> but still hilarious.
25:54 <mzyoyo> ShadowLurker is right
25:59 <mrdanger> everybody cares
26:00 <FredFlinstone> the recipe take a look
26:00 <FredFlinstone> looks yummo
26:00 <TheRon> Can you do a yoghurt tartare?
26:00 <matrix> Noice
26:00 <FredFlinstone> never made it
26:00 <matrix> TheRon should be able to though
26:00 <FredFlinstone> but I have had home made tartare
26:00 <TheRon> I hate Mayo
26:04 <ShadowLurker> im always right
26:08 <mzyoyo> your mum cares
26:11 <mzyoyo> and that's about it
26:20 <mrdanger> nah my mum probably doesnt give a fuck
26:20 <Tuftoy> mrdanger who won?
26:20 <Floss> Let's leave mums out of it
26:22 Part: ShadowLurker ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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26:25 <Floss> Its bloody Sunday
26:31 <mrdanger> Tuftoy: so far simon and shanon are winning by a long way
26:33 <mrdanger> lol
26:36 <mrdanger> shannon?
26:43 <mzyoyo> your mum doesn't like to be left out ;)
26:53 <mzyoyo> shannon seems more accurate
27:00 <FredFlinstone> its yummy
27:00 <FredFlinstone> not like the jar shit
27:00 <matrix> Jar is shit for most
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mind mayo
27:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
27:00 <FredFlinstone> had aioli today was jar for sure
27:00 <FredFlinstone> the burger was yumm though
27:00 <FredFlinstone> red onion jam
27:04 <mrdanger> yeah I suspect you are correct
27:10 <mrdanger> theres a first time for everything
27:35 <mzyoyo> that's what your mum said
27:42 <MysteriousShado> Brb, check out Romero's mum.
27:44 <Bastardly_One> lol
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27:48 <Bastardly_One> harsh
27:51 <ShadowLurker> anyway
28:00 <FredFlinstone> smoked bacon
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrrr
28:00 <FredFlinstone> angus beef
28:00 <matrix> Oh sounds nice
28:00 <FredFlinstone> it was
28:00 <TheRon> Some folks are born made to wave the flag, ooh that red White and blue
28:00 <FredFlinstone> chippies were noce too
28:00 <FredFlinstone> was just enough
28:03 <mzyoyo> lol
28:07 <ShadowLurker> you cunts
28:07 <mzyoyo> I'm siiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
28:14 <mzyoyo> I don't expect anyone to care
28:19 <ShadowLurker> ..|. (-.-) .|..
28:21 <Bastardly_One> good
28:25 <mzyoyo> lol
28:29 <Bastardly_One> I nearly faked it there for a min
28:37 <Floss> Pick a corner to die in
28:49 <mzyoyo> well it's nice to know that you nearly faked making an effort
29:01 <Bastardly_One> yw
29:18 <Bastardly_One> least you're not demanding like Floss
29:23 <Bastardly_One> I have to really fake it
29:28 <mzyoyo> I think the sickness is making me dumber
29:37 <ShadowLurker> thts not possible
29:39 <Bastardly_One> so many lines
29:40 <mzyoyo> hahahahahahaha
30:00 <TheRon> Smokey Robinson, tracks of my tears
30:01 <Floss> I'm just tired
30:07 <Floss> Its weird
30:13 <mzyoyo> It's kind of nice though
30:22 <mzyoyo> I find lame jokes funny
30:31 <mzyoyo> it's weird being tired?
30:35 <mzyoyo> how tired are you?
30:53 <Bastardly_One> it is when you get tired in at like 5:30pm
30:57 <Bastardly_One> which is it for her
31:00 <FredFlinstone> going back a bit
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I think Shirl did a version too didnt he?
31:00 <TheRon> People say I'm the life of the party cause I tell a joke or two
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:00 <simba> lol i thought a shrek blu ray was in my drive but on closer inspection it was yoda
31:00 <FredFlinstone> never saw them live
31:03 <Floss> Its just weird that I was tired all day normally I'm fine
31:25 <mzyoyo> you're probably getting sick
31:25 <Floss> I could close my eyes now and sleep
31:27 <mzyoyo> that's how it started for me
31:34 <Bastardly_One> My body has worked itself into being into the day time again
31:35 <mzyoyo> I slept for a whole saturday
31:40 <mzyoyo> i still felt tired the next day
31:56 <Bastardly_One> that's why though
31:59 <Bastardly_One> you can over sleep
32:00 <TokenDaRing> simba why would you watch Shrek?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> your best live band TheRon?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> is Shrek love? is Shrek life?
32:00 <TheRon> You am I
32:00 <FredFlinstone> Shriek
32:00 <FredFlinstone> oh who are they?
32:02 <Bastardly_One> I do it all the time
32:08 <mzyoyo> nah
32:12 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:14 <mzyoyo> no
32:17 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:19 <mzyoyo> that's not why i got sick
32:24 <mzyoyo> I wouldn't normally sleep during the day
32:27 <mzyoyo> I was mega tired
32:27 <Bastardly_One> oh, never said that
32:38 <Bastardly_One> I was saying that's why you felt tired the next day
32:44 <mzyoyo> oh
32:46 <Bastardly_One> you can sleep too much
32:56 <Floss> Maybe a bun in the oven
32:56 <Bastardly_One> I sleep 10 - 12
33:00 <Bastardly_One> way too much
33:00 <TheRon> Serious?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> name is getting familiar
33:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly know the songs
33:00 <TheRon> Berlin chair?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
33:00 <TheRon> Soldiers
33:00 <TheRon> Cathcart clown
33:01 <Floss> Maybe I'm dying
33:03 <Floss> Meh
33:05 <matrix> Did I miss much
33:10 <mzyoyo> we're all dying
33:17 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a life
33:23 <matrix> Oh looks like I did
33:26 <Bastardly_One> you missed that years ago
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake!
34:00 <TheRon> Cathys clown
34:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
34:00 <simba> i dont even own shrek thats y it was funny
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I am afraid not
34:05 <mzyoyo> well I was just complaining
34:08 <Bastardly_One> this game is rigged!
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34:12 <mzyoyo> and mrdanger was talking about some show
34:19 <Floss> Lol here we go
34:31 <Floss> Fennec fox a.
34:34 <Bastardly_One> here we go what?
34:37 <Bastardly_One> oh that fuckwit
34:39 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:42 <Floss> Lol
34:43 <Bastardly_One> he should be perm banned
34:46 <matrix> catching up on the last 30 mins
34:47 <Bastardly_One> for just coming and going
34:48 <mzyoyo> what's his problem?
34:56 <matrix> Hmmm ok I didn't miss that much
35:00 <TheRon> I see trees of green, red roses too
35:00 <FredFlinstone> local band?
35:00 <TheRon> Aussie
35:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well there ya go
35:00 <TheRon> Tim rogers?
35:02 <mzyoyo> he used to always pm me
35:08 <Floss> I get about 50 pms of a/s/l?
35:11 <mzyoyo> with some bullshit about sex
35:17 <Bastardly_One> he's a pest
35:22 <Bastardly_One> he used to do that in another channel
35:33 <Bastardly_One> banned him from there for a while and he'd noteop me
35:40 <Bastardly_One> telling me he was gonna hack me
35:43 <Floss> I want it to talk in channel just to see what happens
35:44 <Bastardly_One> for weeks on end
35:45 <mzyoyo> omg
35:48 <mzyoyo> he's so weird
35:51 <Bastardly_One> so I put the ban on perm
35:58 <matrix> Everyone is going to hack everyone else
35:59 <Bastardly_One> he's just a complete twit
36:00 <FredFlinstone> rings a bell
36:00 <FredFlinstone> i will work on that one
36:00 <TheRon> And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
36:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I know the song its  Louie Armstrong one
36:00 <TheRon> Ooooooh yeah
36:04 <Bastardly_One> doesn't talk
36:06 <Bastardly_One> he stalks
36:07 <matrix> That's just irc
36:13 <mzyoyo> I'll hack your brain
36:18 <Floss> I can't hack
36:27 <Floss> I haz no skills
36:29 <Bastardly_One> I used to be able to
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36:44 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't do the best these days until I had some practice
36:56 <Bastardly_One> haven't done so for more than a decade
37:15 <mzyoyo> you're recommended not to drive while suffering the flu
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37:47 <Bastardly_One> you're recommened not to do anything that slows down or impairs your driving
37:55 <Bastardly_One> even being tired
38:00 <FredFlinstone> might go watch another episode of my series
38:00 <TheRon> The tears of a clown when there's no one around
38:00 <TheRon> Oh yeah baby
38:00 <FredAway> cover band
38:00 <TheRon> Nope
38:00 <Rak> caligula
38:00 <FredAway> yes all those songs are covers
38:08 <matrix> driving when tired is worse than driving drunk
38:23 <matrix> Scientific research has prove. that
38:25 <mzyoyo> I didn't realise it would slow you down that much
38:32 <mzyoyo> but I'm a bit out of i
38:33 <mzyoyo> t
38:46 <Bastardly_One> that'd be the pot :P
38:58 <mzyoyo> bwahahaha
39:00 <TheRon> I thought you meant you am I
39:02 <mzyoyo> I don't do pot
39:07 <Bastardly_One> I thought you did
39:15 <Bastardly_One> my bad ... I really thought you did
39:20 <mzyoyo> lol nope
39:28 <mzyoyo> maybe you're thinking of kelerva
39:32 <matrix> I never have ever
39:42 <Bastardly_One> I hope not
39:42 <matrix> But b1 knows that about me lol
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39:48 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to erase my mind
39:52 <Bastardly_One> if I was thinking of her
39:56 <mzyoyo> lol
40:00 <TheRon> You make me feel like a natural woman
40:02 Join: Werethekau ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:03 <mzyoyo> the flu might help
40:06 <mzyoyo> I'll infect you
40:14 <Bastardly_One> Werethekau stop sending me asl
40:16 <Bastardly_One> who are you?
40:22 <Bastardly_One> each time you join
40:29 <matrix> It's an auto
40:34 <Werethekau> no
40:47 <matrix> asl means nothing
40:54 <matrix> I could say 12 f melb
41:02 <matrix> or 95 m qld
41:13 <matrix> And no one would know the difference
41:20 <mzyoyo> there were this kids that were abused so badly
41:26 <matrix> It's a fucked up question
41:27 <mzyoyo> the dad would drop them on their head
41:30 <lumeah2> lol your right!
41:34 <lumeah2> exactaly right...
41:34 <mzyoyo> and place russian roulette with them
42:00 <TheRon> FIFA?
42:59 <Bastardly_One> 75/transexual/thailand
43:00 <TheRon> Awesome Barry White
43:00 <TheRon> I can't get enough of your love baby
43:03 <Bastardly_One> there ya go Werethekau
43:07 <Bastardly_One> and no, no ctc
43:09 <Bastardly_One> now shut up
43:29 <Floss> Ugh is it bedtime
43:41 <Bastardly_One> far out Floss
43:44 <Bastardly_One> you serious?
43:54 <Bastardly_One> see ya early in the morn then
43:55 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <TheRon> Psi quiet
44:00 <TheRon> So quiet
44:11 <Floss> I'm fucked
44:32 <mzyoyo> you'll wake up with a splitting headache and sore throat
44:45 <matrix> Who said cats is for dsp and dole bludger before
44:46 <Floss> Like fuck
44:52 <Bastardly_One> me
45:00 <TheRon> Darling I, I can't get enough of your love babe
45:00 <TheRon> Nothing?
45:01 <matrix> You know Mew goes in there
45:08 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
45:09 <ShadowLurker> and
45:13 <Bastardly_One> Mew goes a lot of places
45:15 <matrix> And I have been there a few times too
45:20 <ShadowLurker> and
45:28 <matrix> I am no dole bludger
45:40 <Bastardly_One> you're not right in the head though
45:47 <ShadowLurker> all residents of cats are fuckwits
45:49 <ShadowLurker> no exceptions
46:00 <TheRon> Damn
46:00 <TheRon> Sport?
46:24 <matrix> meh
46:32 <matrix> So I am a fuck wit? ???
46:33 <Bastardly_One> told ya I'd burn you
46:44 <Bastardly_One> :)
47:00 <TheRon> Boobs?
47:00 <TheRon> Beers?
47:00 <British^Meat> irc breaks ppl
47:00 <TheRon> Obviously
47:06 <matrix> B1 you're just jealous cause the kick you out of cats
47:10 <matrix> :-P
47:16 <matrix> they*
47:36 <Bastardly_One> never ever ever been in there
47:42 <matrix> lol
48:00 <Plonker> if you are there. you are a fuckwit
48:02 <Plonker> simple
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48:51 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
49:00 <TheRon> Madonna - lucky Starr
49:00 <doctor> not much left to break anymore
49:00 <lumeah2> I know there wrong wait and see..
49:00 <Rak> pffft la isla bonita
49:00 <lumeah2> the rainbow connection.
49:00 <doctor> even the trolls are losing their ability to break people down
49:03 <matrix> Meh
49:12 <ShadowLurker> only the trolls want to be there
49:13 <matrix> Most of irc is full of fuckwits
49:20 <matrix> including here
49:27 <ShadowLurker> well id agree here too
49:34 <ShadowLurker> but theres nice places
49:38 <Floss> I'm a fuckwit
49:46 <Floss> ;D
49:52 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bigger fuckwit
49:55 <matrix> Shadowlurker where are the nice place e's?
49:58 <Bastardly_One> stop trying to outdo me Floss
50:04 <Bastardly_One> I win!
50:10 <Plonker> no wherr that wants you
50:19 <mzyoyo> want some fairy floss I got my own
50:23 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Plonker
50:41 <mzyoyo> even if you were broke my love don't cost a thing
50:49 <Bastardly_One> Mine does
50:57 <Bastardly_One> I charge by the hour
51:00 <TheRon> Starlight star bright
51:07 <matrix> B1 good thing I don t want your love
51:18 <Bastardly_One> I'd charge you danger money
51:30 <Bastardly_One> you'd complain 30 seconds in
51:31 <ShadowLurker> *05:49:58 PM* <Plonker> no wherr that wants you <-- there
51:35 <matrix> You'd have to pay me
51:50 <mzyoyo> why don't you two get a room
52:00 <TheRon> I love kermitt
52:00 <TheRon> Rio bravo pizza
52:10 <matrix> I am having too much fun
52:12 <matrix> lol
52:43 <Bastardly_One> fuck
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52:47 <Bastardly_One> I just did the best burp
54:00 <TheRon> I got beers
54:15 <matrix> gross
54:56 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
55:00 <TheRon> Janet Jackson - escapade
55:41 Quit: Plonker ([email protected]) Quit: dickeaters
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking awesome
56:00 <TheRon> How about that victory
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> alright
56:08 <Bastardly_One> needed to be done on Skype to Serenity
56:13 <Bastardly_One> she'd of appreciated it
56:47 <matrix> Thought she and shadowlurker were sexing
56:54 <mzyoyo> she'd have
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> so who's the smart cunt
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> posting shit around?
57:00 <TheRon> How about chicks that flash the tits at every opportunity
57:00 <lumeah2> yeah muppet movie is sad
57:39 <Bastardly_One> oh there I go again
57:42 <Bastardly_One> have and of
57:52 <Bastardly_One> even mzyoyo is picking it up
57:56 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <lumeah2> but there so well accepted ... not that i was a partisapant.
58:20 <mzyoyo> even mzyoyo?
58:22 <mzyoyo> fuck you
58:28 <Doodle> lol
58:58 <Bastardly_One> oh this is gonna be good tonight
58:58 <matrix> Wtf b1
58:59 <Bastardly_One> John Safran
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 mins ·
59:00 <Bastardly_One> TONIGHT! Melbourne psychiatric nurse who works with men who think they're the Messiah! ‪#‎MentalAs‬ Special Tune in/stream 9 o'clock http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/safran/
59:13 <Bastardly_One> should be fun
59:26 <Doodle> f1
00:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
00:00 <Bastardly_One> are
00:00 <Bastardly_One> grea
00:00 <Bastardly_One> t
00:00 <ShadowLurker> pillows
00:00 <TheRon> I won bowls today and it was all me
00:04 <mzyoyo> you lost me at Melbourne
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> did a granny give you a handy j after?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
01:00 <lumeah2> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i kid i kid
01:00 <lumeah2> ROF!!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
01:00 <matrix> Evening all
01:00 <lumeah2> she can't she has arthrists
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nink
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lumes how was your nap
01:00 <lumeah2> can't hold on anymore
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine was excellent!
01:00 <lumeah2> yeah it was good thanks
01:00 <matrix> TheRon still talking about his bowls win
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02:00 <lumeah2> yup
02:00 <matrix> Lol
02:00 <TheRon> Fuck yeah
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> and good on him.
02:00 <TheRon> You win something then complain
02:00 <matrix> Did he win a granny?
02:00 <lumeah2> haha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you win one for showing up
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
02:00 <lumeah2> lol
02:00 <matrix> Did you have those whites on TheRon 
02:00 <TheRon> I don't spend long enough in the bath
03:00 <lumeah2> you win one for driving your walker in the doors properly
03:00 <TheRon> Blue pj looking uniform
03:00 <matrix> Lol 
03:00 <matrix> Oh nice.  Blue
03:00 <TheRon> Just like a prayer Ill take you there
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04:00 <lumeah2> it's pj looking so you can have a nap halfway though?
04:00 <matrix> Don't knock the half time nap
04:00 <TheRon> I have a pint half way through
04:00 <lumeah2> ah
04:00 <lumeah2> and a nap on the bar?
04:00 <TheRon> The best sandwiches
04:00 <matrix> Pint will put you asleep
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05:00 <lumeah2> awwwwwwwwww
05:00 <lumeah2> he fell asleep on the snoose key
05:00 <matrix> Lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> well this must be some bullshit
06:00 <matrix> ??
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> because being accused of posting someones childrens pics on irc
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i dont fucking see anything
06:00 <matrix> Oh ignore that shit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ShadowLurker go suck a dick faggot.
06:00 <matrix> That has been going on since irc was invented
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would never do that shit, meshuga mate!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <matrix> I use to get accused of shit too
07:00 <lumeah2> that was a short nap
07:00 <matrix> Because I don't fit in with the regular ceowd
07:00 <matrix> Crowd
07:00 <TheRon> It was
07:00 <matrix> Feel better TheRon
07:00 <TheRon> Sweet dreams are made of thus
07:54 <matrix> wb frayedknot
08:00 <frayedknot> thanks matrix
08:00 <lumeah2> who am i to disagree
08:00 <matrix> :-)
08:00 <lumeah2> travel the world and the seven seas
08:00 <matrix> I can't remember the words
08:00 <matrix> Damn
08:00 <TheRon> Everybodies looking for something
08:18 <matrix> :-)
09:00 <matrix> Howdy loofster
09:03 <frayedknot> how are you?
09:15 <matrix> Good good
09:17 <matrix> you
09:47 <frayedknot> pretty good
10:00 <Loof> hey matrix :)
10:28 <matrix> Good to hear
10:35 <Doodle> i'm good also
11:00 <matrix> How's ya doing
11:00 <Loof> do you know if you can use an american motherboard in an aussie pc?
11:00 <Loof> not bad
11:00 <TheRon> If you're lost you can look and you will find me
11:00 <TheRon> Time after time
11:00 <Loof> or are hardware parts international
11:00 <lumeah2> depends on the power supply. im guessing thp
11:14 <Doodle> in case anyone was wondering
11:25 <Crip> http://vimeo.com/98653191
11:45 <Bastardly_One> oh that's nice Doodle
11:49 <Bastardly_One> <3
11:58 <Doodle> lol sarcastic cunt
12:00 <matrix> Loof: motherboard can run in anything as long as your psu is Australian
12:00 <Loof> sweet
12:00 <TheRon> There's no I in team
12:05 <Bastardly_One> me?
12:07 <Bastardly_One> never
12:13 <Doodle> YOURE DOING IT AGAIN
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12:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@209.141.5C2FA8.26DC47
12:15 Kick: HarryPotter was kicked by ChanOP (blaklisted)
12:15 <matrix> B1 wouldnt be "BASTARDLY" one if he wasnt sarcastic
12:19 <Bastardly_One> *gives that convincing over the glasses look*
12:27 <Bastardly_One> I'd never do that
12:34 <Bastardly_One> *you're
12:37 <Bastardly_One> and no need to shot
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12:38 <matrix> doesnt blacklisted contain a C
12:40 <Bastardly_One> *shout
13:00 <matrix> Brb moving from phone to the computer
13:00 <TheRon> But in this case
13:00 <Loof> k
13:04 <Doodle> i cbf using the shift key
13:05 <matrix> if you're going to set a permban should at least spell right :P
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13:24 <Bastardly_One> bit like that innit?
13:25 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:43 <Bastardly_One> not the ban ... what Doodle said
14:47 <matrix> doodle said something that made sense?
15:00 <TheRon> Cause I gotta have faith
15:33 <Doodle> crazy
16:00 <Loof> thinking of two of these: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814150696&nm_mc=AFC-C8Junction&cm_mmc=AFC-C8Junction-_-na-_-na-_-na&cm_sp=&AID=10446076&PID=3938566&SID=
16:00 <matrix> ok did I miss much
16:00 <TheRon> I gotta have faith
16:00 <matrix> faith is good
16:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.meb80?.vic.optusnet.com.au
16:06 <Bastardly_One> I'm still in shock
16:09 <Crip> GO FORD KENTS
16:09 <Bastardly_One> that's off it's head
16:12 <Bastardly_One> and oh no
16:23 <Bastardly_One> the ban of chris has been lifted
16:31 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna smack Serenity upside the head
16:59 <ShadowLurker> its not
17:04 <ShadowLurker> its the 1hr timeout
17:09 <ShadowLurker> relax ur tits
17:19 <Bastardly_One> phew
17:29 <ShadowLurker> fuck you get so worked up
17:31 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:35 <Bastardly_One> I am not serious
17:39 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored actually
18:00 <TheRon> This is how you remind me of what I really am
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19:00 <TheRon> These five words in my head scream are we having fun yet
19:08 <matrix> I am bored
19:15 <matrix> otherwise I wouldnt be here
20:00 <TheRon> Somebody show us some boobs
20:00 <British^Meat> google em you loser
20:00 <TheRon> No
20:03 <Bastardly_One> go read a book and fuck off then
20:04 <Bastardly_One> cheers :D
21:00 <matrix> Google will show more boobs than what are in here
21:00 <TheRon> look at that people are chatting
21:18 <matrix> Why would I do that
21:30 <matrix> I wouldnt be able to piss you off lol
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22:00 <TheRon> All I had to do is mention boobs
22:00 <matrix> you're not seeing my boobs lol
22:00 <TheRon> My drink needs to stay down
22:07 <Picard> hello
22:19 <matrix> speaking of pissing us off
22:22 <matrix> oh I mean
22:26 <matrix> hi Picard :P
22:32 <Picard> matrix on ya knees bitch
22:44 <matrix> you wish
22:54 <Zade> hello Picard
23:00 <matrix> I went to the loo, came back and read - absolutely nothing
23:00 <matrix> except the boobs comment
23:00 <matrix> not really much else to say
23:00 <TheRon> Boobs is the word
23:00 <matrix> no cuntoxen are talking tonight
23:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs will always get conversation 
23:16 <Picard> u know u want it
23:30 <Picard> <Werethekau> asl? 9 m nev
23:30 <Picard> <Werethekau> I mean 12 f cali
23:31 <Picard> <Picard> fuck off idiot
23:32 <Picard> lol
23:35 <Picard> stupid troll cunts
24:00 <Doodle> where
24:00 <ShadowLurker> here
24:00 <matrix> boobs will get the conversation moving for what, 2 minutes
24:00 <Doodle> i dont see any
24:00 <matrix> then it dies in the arse again
24:00 <TheRon> Boobs should speak up
24:00 <ShadowLurker> right there 
25:00 <TheRon> Boobs rule
25:00 <matrix> even boobs can't save it tonight
25:00 <ShadowLurker> owell 
25:00 <Loof> this is so cool: https://developer.nvidia.com/apex-clothing
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25:30 <matrix> he does it to B1 too
25:59 <Picard> cretin
26:00 <TheRon> Boobs can save anything
26:00 <ShadowLurker> im only here for a minute then were 
26:00 <ShadowLurker> off again
26:00 <matrix> arent you meant to be on holiday ShadowLurker
26:00 <ShadowLurker> get some dinner
26:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh and
26:00 <TheRon> Boobs?
26:00 <matrix> dinner is good yeah
27:00 <matrix> TheRon: Give it up, boobs aint workin tonight
27:00 <TheRon> Damn it
27:00 <ShadowLurker> get all romanticized with drinks n nibbles
27:00 <matrix> Why dont we try something different
27:00 <matrix> PENIS
27:00 <TheRon> Breasts?
27:00 <matrix> does that get a response
28:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks just get the trolls talking 
28:00 <matrix> oh pandas got z-lined
28:00 <TheRon> Shepfuciing?
28:00 <British^Meat> speaking of cocks
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <TheRon> Sheepfucking?
28:09 <Bastardly_One> do what?
28:10 <Bastardly_One> oh
28:12 <Bastardly_One> yeah
28:24 <Picard> masterbate on can for you
28:29 <Picard> sicko
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28:39 <Picard> the kid is 12, dont ask him to do that
28:46 <MysteriousShado> Well
28:50 <Picard> MysteriousShado hello lad
28:51 <MysteriousShado> When your first line you read is..
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29:00 <Picard> nothings changed!
29:00 <British^Meat> mustve been hella ranting in some other chan
29:00 <matrix> yeah
29:00 <matrix> he does that :/
29:00 <ShadowLurker> bye  bye plebs
29:12 <MysteriousShado> <Picard> the kid is 12, dont ask him to do that
29:19 <MysteriousShado> You know something fucked up is going on.
29:22 <matrix> He isnt 12
29:25 <matrix> but acts it
29:54 <Picard> disgusting
30:00 <matrix> cya ShadowLurker
30:00 <matrix> have a good night
30:00 <matrix> and if yo ucant have a good one, be good at it
30:00 <TheRon> Where's shadow gate he's funnier
30:07 <MysteriousShado> Wtf??
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30:22 <Picard> gross hey
30:24 <matrix> IRC is getting more fucked up every day
30:32 <Picard> indeed
30:45 <matrix> I take the piss out of Picard sometimes
30:48 <Picard> less people, less chatter= bored people
30:57 <matrix> but in reality, he is one of the decent ones
31:00 <matrix> what can we do
31:04 <Picard> im here to take the piss and have it taken
31:06 <Picard> alls fair
31:12 <Picard> i give it and take it
31:22 <Picard> ffs now im sounding like matthew
31:30 <matrix> lol
32:00 <matrix> its saturday night
32:00 <matrix> Saturday night ....
32:00 <TheRon> Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all the factories down
32:54 <Picard> matrix what did u do this weekend?
32:54 <MysteriousShado> Is what I just read true?
33:01 <Picard> what did you read?
33:10 Mode: (by Maurice) -h BlackDevil
33:11 <matrix> This weekend has been gardening mainly
33:14 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt, u alive
33:21 <Picard> fucking hate gardening
33:27 <matrix> someone has to do it
33:27 <Bastardly_One> yes
33:29 <Bastardly_One> I am
33:32 <Bastardly_One> but stfu
33:38 <matrix> tomatoes dont plant themself
33:53 <Bastardly_One> either do mull plants
33:57 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
34:00 <TheRon> Where's the chcks
34:00 <TheRon> .
34:00 <TheRon> no boobs
34:00 <Rak> prayer answered
34:08 <matrix> I dont do them
34:18 <matrix> I have never even been drunk
34:22 <Bastardly_One> all about you isn't it?
34:22 <Picard> what type of tomatoe?
34:23 <Bastardly_One> huh?
35:00 <TheRon> Hello mew
35:00 <lumeah2> yup they need a show Mew
35:00 <Mew> hello lads
35:00 <matrix> Mmmmeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
35:00 <matrix> lol
35:00 <Mew> And matrix
35:00 <Rak> heya mew
35:00 <matrix> how ya doing sweet cheeks
35:14 <Picard> stop breathing please
35:36 <matrix> Doing a couple of different ones this year, but mostly Grosse Lizzies
35:44 <matrix> oh ffs
35:46 <matrix> Lisse
35:47 <Picard> yeah they grow like all fuck
35:50 <matrix> yeah
35:57 <matrix> good fruiting plants down here
36:00 <Mew> well thanks, u?
36:00 <matrix> can't complain
36:00 <matrix> in a good mood since talking to sami yesterday, so good to have my best friend back
36:00 <TheRon> Abc easy as 123......
36:00 <lumeah2> NEXT!
36:39 <matrix> put a couple of "Mighty Reds" in
36:59 <matrix> but not doing many of them, they dont taste that great in a salad
37:00 <matrix> yeah, next song
37:00 <TheRon> It's a classic
37:00 <lumeah2> nah
37:00 <TheRon> Ben?
38:00 <matrix> Ben ???
38:00 <matrix> Benny and the jets ?
38:00 <matrix> Oh god, no no no
38:00 <matrix> not Elton
38:00 <TheRon> Michael Jackson - Ben
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39:00 <lumeah2> on god.
39:00 <lumeah2> sad sad ben
39:00 <TheRon> Diana Ross - where did our love go
40:13 <MysteriousShado> I grew mighty reds as a child.
40:16 <MysteriousShado> Good times. :')
41:00 <TheRon> By balls are sweaty
41:00 <TheRon> Ladies does a sweaty bowls uniform appeal?
41:40 <matrix> mighty red whats though lol :P
41:52 <matrix> I use to have the little grape tomatoes
42:00 <TheRon> My brown eyed girl
42:04 <matrix> pick them off the vine when they were ripe and just eat them
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42:34 <Bastardly_One> I don't like 'em
42:47 <Bastardly_One> but I do like gardening believe it or not
42:48 <matrix> you dont like anything healthy
42:49 <matrix> :P
42:56 <Bastardly_One> used to grow roses believe it or not
42:57 <Picard> i use to grow Roma's
43:00 <TheRon> I thought chicks liked a sweaty man
43:00 <matrix> As long as you dont smell too bad
43:00 <matrix> but bowls may not be classed as sexy
43:00 <TheRon> Sure it is
43:09 <Picard> sell them to the italians for sauce
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43:23 <Bastardly_One> up your way?
43:29 <MysteriousShado> I'm talking tomatoes you sick fucker.
43:31 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't they have their own?
43:35 <matrix> lol
44:00 <matrix> define sexy?
44:00 <TheRon> I dunno, the shorts?
44:00 <matrix> depends on the legs
44:00 <lumeah2> the long socks?
44:00 <matrix> I wouldnt do shorts lol
44:00 <TheRon> Anklets
44:03 <Picard> lol MysteriousShado
44:12 <Bastardly_One> I thought up Picard's way they'd have their own along with the orchards and shit
44:15 <Picard> why would they have their own if they were buying mine?
44:24 <Picard> u stupid old cunt
44:32 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was asking fuckwit
44:43 <Picard> fucking moron
44:47 <Bastardly_One> I would of assumed they'd of produced their own
44:55 <Bastardly_One> not correcting you
45:00 <matrix> oh TheRon You live dangerously on the Bowls Green
45:00 <TheRon> I do
45:04 <Bastardly_One> imbelicle
45:12 <Bastardly_One> was surprised
45:13 <Picard> nuh i exported them to the italians living in china, made a fucking fortune. i was a millionaire by the time i was 11
45:19 <MysteriousShado> Where do you live Picard?
45:23 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
45:27 <Picard> mildura
45:31 <MysteriousShado> Ah
45:33 <MysteriousShado> Country boy
45:39 <Picard> not all italians live on the land u old fuckhead'
45:55 <Bastardly_One> could of just said that fatso
46:00 <TheRon> Your a rich girl, and you've gone too far because you know it don't matter anyway
46:00 <matrix> You can rely on your old mans money
46:00 <matrix> I think that was the line
46:00 <matrix> lol
46:00 <TheRon> It's a bitch girl
46:47 <MysteriousShado> Wogs love roma's.
46:57 <Picard> are u that stupid you think every italian has a farm?
47:00 <matrix> such a risque word to use at the time too
47:00 <TheRon> Jessie is a friend, yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine
47:00 <matrix> but it went mainstream
47:01 <MysteriousShado> My ex inlaws couldn't get enough of them.
47:16 <Bastardly_One> clearly I didn't think their would be a big market
47:36 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
48:34 <matrix> B1 are you in a mood or something
48:46 <matrix> you keep telling everyone to fuck up
48:52 <MysteriousShado> Living up to his nick
48:53 <MysteriousShado> lol
48:59 <Bastardly_One> matrix
49:00 <TheRon> Lumeah2 what's the difference between say a bloke in a bowls uniform and a trade bloke?
49:03 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
49:24 <Bastardly_One> :D
49:34 <Picard> u really are a stupid fuck
49:35 <Bastardly_One> MysteriousShado
49:39 <Bastardly_One> you can speak
49:40 <Picard> have u ever been to mildura?
49:44 <MysteriousShado> Excellent.
49:49 <Picard> or another moron who just assumes.
50:00 <TheRon> I mean we both have massive tools
50:03 <Bastardly_One> I said I assumed like four fucking posts ago
50:13 <Bastardly_One> learn to read you dense old cunt
50:14 <matrix> hmmm
50:19 Quit: Werethekau ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:19 <matrix> something wong here
51:00 <TheRon> Too much?
51:00 <lumeah2> well age generally
51:00 <lumeah2> do you see many old tradie blokes playing bowls?
51:00 <TheRon> Younger people play bowls
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51:16 <MysteriousShado> Biff_Melb, you little liberal lover
51:18 <MysteriousShado> Sup?
52:00 <TheRon> I know some
52:00 <lumeah2> dooooothey!?
52:00 <lumeah2> o0o0oh
52:07 Nick: MysteriousShado is now known as MysteriousMacFan
52:34 <matrix> lol
52:41 <matrix> you idiot MysteriousMacFan
53:00 <TheRon> I'd show you how to bowl I'm very hands on
53:00 <matrix> Oh where, oh where, can my baby be
53:12 <MysteriousMacFan> :D
53:16 <MysteriousMacFan> I love my Mac.
53:40 <matrix> Why do Macs crash though
53:45 <MysteriousMacFan> Wow.. A job for a swimming pool tech.
53:55 <MysteriousMacFan> I can be all "I've come to clean ze pool"
53:58 <MysteriousMacFan> :')
54:00 <matrix> Apple control everything, but they crash worse than Windows PC's that are much more open
54:00 <matrix> Oh where, oh where, can my baby be
54:00 <matrix> hmm
54:00 <matrix> stupid client lol
54:00 <matrix> The Lord took her away from me.
54:00 <matrix> She's gone to heaven so I've got to be good, 
54:00 <matrix> So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
54:00 <matrix> Anyone know that one
54:00 <TheRon> Well she was just 17 and you know what I mean
54:14 <MysteriousMacFan> My Mac doesn't crash. :)
55:00 <matrix> We were out on a date in my daddy's car,
55:00 <matrix> We hadn't driven very far.
55:00 <matrix> There in the road straight ahead,
55:00 <matrix> A car was stalled, the engine was dead.
55:00 <TheRon> In saw her standing there
55:00 <matrix> Ok I will stop singing
56:00 <TheRon> And it was over
56:00 <TheRon> Before it began
56:12 Quit: nerdygirl ([email protected]) Quit: This computer has gone to sleep
56:53 <MysteriousMacFan> nerdygirl was so a guy
57:00 <TheRon> Let's get it on...,.,,,
57:11 <matrix> nope
57:17 <matrix> nerdygirl is a girl
57:23 <matrix> wa girl, but 100% girl
57:42 <Picard> Bastardly_One u seem a little angry tonight
57:47 <matrix> she aint much of a nerd either
57:50 <matrix> shes a baker
57:52 <matrix> well
57:56 <Bastardly_One> Picard fuck up
57:58 <matrix> yeah that is close enough
57:58 <Bastardly_One> hang on
58:00 <TheRon> This love baby
58:00 <matrix> LAst Kiss means something to me
58:00 <matrix> my first gf was killed in a car accident
58:00 <TheRon> Pearl jam
58:00 <Blarp> Boobies?
58:00 <matrix> Pearl Jam did it later
58:00 <matrix> I remember the original though too
58:00 <TheRon> I know
58:02 <matrix> B1 is ok
58:03 <Bastardly_One> is her name Paula?
58:09 <matrix> we are all just bored
58:22 <Bastardly_One> it's not hippy^girl reborn is it?
58:23 <TokenDaRing> rofl, Picard and Bastardly_One
58:24 <MysteriousMacFan> A nerdy baker?
58:26 <Picard> yep, angry
58:26 <matrix> nah B1 she is asian, somethign that sounds liek shoo
58:27 <matrix> lol
58:29 <TokenDaRing> like two grumpy old men
58:32 <Picard> poor old cunt
58:40 <TokenDaRing> can we do a show on Picard and Bastardly_One called the old couple?
58:44 <MysteriousMacFan> Coppers are out in their chopper again
58:53 <Picard> schools back tomorrow, u will be ok
58:54 <MysteriousMacFan> Prolly trying to find those people who tried for the ATM at IGA
59:05 <Picard> MysteriousMacFan where?
59:11 <MysteriousMacFan> Local IGA
59:27 <MysteriousMacFan> Group of thugs tried to remove an ATM with their car
59:30 <Picard> nice
59:33 <MysteriousMacFan> But it got stuck on the bollards
59:40 <MysteriousMacFan> Owned you dopey cunts.
59:41 <Picard> wouldnt be much in it on a sunday u wouldnt think
59:49 <MysteriousMacFan> Nar, this was late last week
59:52 <Picard> oh ok
00:00 <TheRon> Car crashes depress me
00:02 <MysteriousMacFan> Cops have been hovering all weekend though.
00:58 * ^pilot^ slaps Bastardly_One around a bit with a large trout
01:00 <matrix> it depressed me too
01:00 <couleurs> mmmm... jam
01:00 <matrix> 3 years together, might have been my first but the emotional closeness was second to none
01:03 <MysteriousMacFan> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/wouldbethieves-in-werribee-short-changed-after-atm-theft-attempt/story-fngnvmj7-1227082280981?nk=d8b4aac3134b03617c49eeca186f8f6a
01:15 <Bastardly_One> hey Marko
01:20 <^pilot^> scarnon
01:33 <Picard> ^pilot^ hello
01:50 <Bastardly_One> you're in Werribee?
01:53 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
02:01 <Bastardly_One> on a Mac *and* in Werribee
02:10 <^pilot^> picard
02:10 <Picard> like ballarat is better lol
02:32 <MysteriousMacFan> Rather be in Werribee than Ballarat lol
02:36 <Picard> same
02:44 <MysteriousMacFan> Least it's not sub zero at midnight in summer
02:49 <MysteriousMacFan> ;)
02:57 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft
03:00 <TheRon> Isn't she lovely, isn't she wonderful
03:00 <couleurs> yeh but... n e 1 4 FiFa?
03:07 <Bastardly_One> it's as hot as Melbourne these days really
03:22 <MysteriousMacFan> lolol
03:24 <Picard> like fuck it is
03:33 <matrix> we are meant to be 15 tomorrow
03:36 <matrix> that aint hot
03:37 <MysteriousMacFan> We were sweating down here the other day
03:38 <Picard> 19 here
03:40 <Bastardly_One> only 4 or 5 degress out ow
03:41 <Picard> was 32 today
03:42 <MysteriousMacFan> And Ballarat had snow
03:43 <Bastardly_One> *now
03:46 <MysteriousMacFan> Go figure
03:55 <Bastardly_One> we had snow once
04:00 <TheRon> Anchovies on pizza?
04:00 <matrix> anchovies suck
04:00 <TheRon> The best jerry the best
04:00 <matrix> lol
04:01 <Bastardly_One> that was months ago
04:09 <MysteriousMacFan> lol
04:24 <Bastardly_One> look out the window and I'm like
04:27 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
04:33 <Bastardly_One> real snow too
04:36 <Bastardly_One> not shitty sleet
04:36 <MysteriousMacFan> lol
04:43 <MysteriousMacFan> "Wtf? Snow in summer?"
04:49 <Bastardly_One> no
04:55 <Bastardly_One> July
04:59 <Bastardly_One> I think it was
05:00 <couleurs> anchovies more like... nochovies
05:00 <TheRon> Go victory
05:00 <TheRon> Go dees?
05:05 <MysteriousMacFan> Ah ok
05:08 <Bastardly_One> just a couple of months ago
05:16 <MysteriousMacFan> In all honesty, I don't mind the rat personally
05:19 <Bastardly_One> but in summer we average about 4 - 5 under Melb
05:22 <Bastardly_One> I do
05:26 <MysteriousMacFan> I just like stirring cunts about their suburbs
05:26 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking boring hole
05:27 <MysteriousMacFan> :')
05:37 <Bastardly_One> you can talk
05:43 <MysteriousMacFan> I can. :)
05:52 <Bastardly_One> I bet you live in the caravan park
06:00 <TheRon> Socceroos?
06:00 <TheRon> Go Everton
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06:07 <MysteriousMacFan> Isn't Ballarat about to go through another ice age this week?
06:17 <Bastardly_One> not this week
06:18 <MysteriousMacFan> We have a caravan park?
06:18 <Bastardly_One> week after
06:19 <Picard> its close to the prison
06:20 <MysteriousMacFan> Sweet!
06:30 <MysteriousMacFan> Prison is in Derrimut I think
06:35 <Bastardly_One> oh my bad
06:38 <MysteriousMacFan> Or maybe Truganina
06:46 <Bastardly_One> the caravan park is closer to Laverton
06:53 <MysteriousMacFan> On the border there somewhere.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm trying to insult
07:02 <MysteriousMacFan> Exactly, Bastardly_One.
07:05 <Bastardly_One> I need to get suburbs right
07:15 <MysteriousMacFan> lol
07:21 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in Point Cook
07:32 <MysteriousMacFan> Literally a hole
07:38 <MysteriousMacFan> The whole suburb is sinking.
07:42 <Bastardly_One> in that boring as fuck closed in estate
07:51 <Bastardly_One> deserves to
07:56 <Bastardly_One> no reason for it to exist
07:57 <MysteriousMacFan> Haha
08:00 <TheRon> I won bowls today
08:09 <MysteriousMacFan> Cunts forked out a few hundred k on a house
08:12 <Bastardly_One> bunch of try hars with money
08:20 <MysteriousMacFan> Every couple of years the cracks need repairing.
08:28 <Bastardly_One> yep, and now they're sinking so you're telling me
08:30 <Bastardly_One> that's great
08:39 <MysteriousMacFan> So, what's the local govt do
08:41 <Bastardly_One> I was renting in one of those try hard's houses
08:42 <MysteriousMacFan> ANNOUNCING...
08:45 <MysteriousMacFan> UPPER POINT COOK
08:50 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:54 <Bastardly_One> where's that gonna be?
08:56 <MysteriousMacFan> Dickheads
09:00 <matrix> Oh ffs
09:00 <matrix> lol
09:00 <TheRon> Baby let's cruise
09:00 <TheRon> Away from here
09:02 <Bastardly_One> closer to Airport?
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09:12 <MysteriousMacFan> Between Point Cook and Werribee on the side of the freeway
09:19 <Bastardly_One> any closer and it'll be laverton
09:20 <MysteriousMacFan> Closer to PC though.
09:20 <Picard> melton South is the place to live
09:27 <Bastardly_One> lol ... really?
09:29 <MysteriousMacFan> Melton is a hole too
09:38 <Picard> yep its great
09:39 <MysteriousMacFan> Unless you're into 16 yr old mothers of 3.
09:44 <Bastardly_One> been ages since I've been out that way
09:47 <Picard> and sudanese
09:52 <Picard> cunts are everywhere
09:52 <MysteriousMacFan> Or them
09:53 <Bastardly_One> melton ... the place people go to die
10:07 <Bastardly_One> you'd never live there by choice surely
10:07 <Picard> bacchus marsh
10:09 <MysteriousMacFan> I went to Clunes once
10:15 <MysteriousMacFan> I swear you could smell death there.
10:16 <Bastardly_One> the marsh sucks too
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10:25 <Bastardly_One> Clunes ... I like going there some days
10:26 <Picard> the marsh is always fucking cold
10:35 <Bastardly_One> not far from here ... on a nice day it's alright Clunes
10:42 <MysteriousMacFan> Yeah..
10:48 <MysteriousMacFan> Not much out there
10:49 <Bastardly_One> they have a fucking brilliant book fair if that's your thing
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10:53 <Bastardly_One> I like books so
10:55 <MysteriousMacFan> Granted it is a small town
10:58 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
11:00 <TheRon> You gonna fly away, glad you're going my way, I love it when we're cruisin together
11:02 <Picard> didnt think u could read
11:02 <MysteriousMacFan> Well, you'd be alright then
11:16 <Bastardly_One> I read more than I talk
11:22 <MysteriousMacFan> He buys them for the pictures.
11:24 <Bastardly_One> so that should tell you I love reading
11:30 <Picard> fuck me
11:35 <MysteriousMacFan> Hi super nintendo chalmers!
11:52 <Picard> jsut put my glasses on and u wouldnt belive how easy i can see this computer
12:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@209.141.5C2FA8.26DC47
12:27 <MysteriousMacFan> ...
12:29 <MysteriousMacFan> Cmon man
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12:36 <MysteriousMacFan> You were finally being a decent talk
12:39 <matrix> oh god Picard now you can see what we are typing
12:42 <MysteriousMacFan> Then you make comments like that.
12:52 <Picard> yes
12:55 <Picard> fuck me
12:56 <matrix> thats scary
12:58 <matrix> no thanks
13:03 <Picard> i can see the insults now
13:08 <matrix> I am purely into women only
13:10 <MysteriousMacFan> Marko
13:12 <MysteriousMacFan> Long time man
14:55 <MysteriousMacFan> Ignorant cunt.
14:58 <Picard> wouldnt mind a blowjob now
15:00 <TheRon> Feel free the chat
15:00 <TheRon> Just chat that's all
15:15 <Bastardly_One> hang on
15:17 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
15:25 <Bastardly_One> Marko you rude cunt
15:33 <Bastardly_One> damn
15:39 <Bastardly_One> that usually works
15:43 <MysteriousMacFan> Cunts too busy hitting on Picard in PM
15:46 <Bastardly_One> me trying to get his attention
15:48 <MysteriousMacFan> Hence Picard wanting a bj
15:50 <Bastardly_One> yeah I bet
15:58 <Bastardly_One> raging homo
16:00 <simba> u r still typing Bastardly_One r u ready to rumble yet
16:00 <TheRon> Who wants the hear about my bowls victory?
16:08 <Bastardly_One> what kind of name is ^pilot^?
16:17 <Bastardly_One> oh you're back
16:20 <Bastardly_One> give me a bit
16:27 <Bastardly_One> in the middle of a quest thing
16:33 <Bastardly_One> in Shadow of Mordor
16:43 <Bastardly_One> but at this stage I'm up for it
17:00 <matrix> why not
17:00 <matrix> tell us bowl by bowl 
17:00 <TheRon> Bowling second I bowl shor and hold i
17:00 <TheRon> It
17:00 <TheRon> Few
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17:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
17:33 <MysteriousMacFan> Fucking dogs
17:37 <MysteriousMacFan> Bark bark fucking bark
17:39 <MysteriousMacFan> Brb raging.
17:55 <MysteriousMacFan> Actually, they stfu
17:59 <MysteriousMacFan> Brb, smoko then ^.^
18:00 <TheRon> For the win
18:00 <matrix> cool
18:00 <TheRon> When a man loves a woman......
18:05 Nick: MysteriousMacFan is now known as MysteriousSmoko
18:21 <matrix> night all
18:26 <simba> dogs suck
18:36 <Picard> ^pilot^ is his name because its what he does
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19:00 <TheRon> Beers were flowing
19:00 <Loof> fuck me dead theron might actually be the most boring man on the planet
19:00 <Loof> hope he dies in agony
19:00 <Loof> who the fuck cares about bowls
19:17 <Bastardly_One> actually
19:22 <Bastardly_One> he drives trucks
19:23 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
19:26 <Picard> no
19:32 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm yes
19:39 <Bastardly_One> currently he drives trucks
19:42 <Picard> he is a pilot driver in front of trucks with wide loads
20:00 <Loof> there's a whole world of more interesting shit out there
20:00 <Lish> hahaha Loof you're such a dick
20:00 <TheRon> Kind of nothing else happening
20:01 <Bastardly_One> with that clarification
20:04 <Bastardly_One> you are correct
20:08 <Picard> i know
20:15 <Picard> you are a know all cunt
20:15 <Bastardly_One> first time for everything
20:23 <Bastardly_One> don't bathe in the short lived glory
21:00 <TheRon> Marvin Gaye - what's going on..
21:00 <Loof> techno cunts at the park blaring their music
21:00 <Lish> good
21:00 <Lish> hope they do all night
21:00 <TheRon> No sleep for loof
21:00 <Loof> all meeting at the park cause they still live at home and have nowhere else to go
21:00 <matrix> sleep is for elephants
21:05 <Bastardly_One> imagine being one of those truck drivers though
21:15 <Bastardly_One> would be painful at how slow you'd have to go I'd imagine
21:24 <simba> no
21:32 <Bastardly_One> I've seen some doing with the wind mills
21:53 <Picard> yeah depends on the load size most can only do 80ks
22:00 <Lish> sleep rocks 
22:00 <TheRon> Water is for elephants
22:00 <Lish> i have to go to a one year old birthday at 10am tomorrow :( 
22:00 <Lish> drainerrrrrrrrrrr
22:00 <matrix> could be worse
22:00 <matrix> could be a 2yo
22:00 <TheRon> I avoid those like the plague
22:00 <matrix> trouble with birthdays for 1yo
22:00 <matrix> its all about the parents not the kid
22:06 <Bastardly_One> fuck I just sure Picard
22:08 <Bastardly_One> in this game
22:13 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's Gollum
22:16 <Bastardly_One> same thing
22:19 <Bastardly_One> easy mistake
22:30 <Bastardly_One> sure = saw
22:47 <Picard> what are u ranting about u old cunt
22:55 <Bastardly_One> the poor cunt I saw looked like he was going about 50
23:00 <matrix> kid is too young to appreciate it
23:00 <Lish> 1 yo is worse 
23:00 <Lish> they dont do anything
23:00 <Lish> im going to be the only one without a kid
23:00 <Lish> and 10am is just too early to be doing anything
23:00 <matrix> take me along with you
23:00 <TheRon> I see my niece and nephews enough
23:00 <matrix> then you can have a kid lol
23:00 <matrix> :P
23:00 <Lish> lol
23:02 <Bastardly_One> that would be agonisingly slow
23:30 <Picard> yeah my mate does it, does heaps of trips from sydney to w.a
24:00 <matrix> :P
24:00 <Lish> i thought it was till 1
24:00 <Lish> 12 i mean
24:00 <Lish> but its till 1 
24:00 <Lish> doh
24:00 <matrix> bugger
24:00 <Loof> should i get a gtx 780 ti or a gtx 980 hmmm
24:00 <TheRon> The Beatles -,twist and shout
24:19 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
24:25 <Bastardly_One> driving doesn't seem so bad
24:30 <Bastardly_One> but painfully slow would be
24:34 <Bastardly_One> I'd think
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24:59 <Picard> its what they do so i guess it doesnt bother them
24:59 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana
25:00 <matrix> you'll survive Lish
25:00 <matrix> just
25:00 <TheRon> Beers
25:00 <TheRon> .
25:00 <Lish> i unlikely will
25:00 <Lish> plus theres a game on i wanted to watch
25:00 <Lish> and ill miss it
25:00 <Lish> but will watch tomorrow night
25:00 <TheRon> Take a flask
25:00 <Lish> lol 
25:00 <Lish> cavs heat preseason 8am
25:00 <Lish> in rio
25:00 <matrix> have to record it
25:02 <Picard> sunrise to sunset
25:05 <Lwaxana> hi
25:06 <Bastardly_One> what was the score last night please
25:09 <Picard> Lwaxana hello dear
25:19 <Bastardly_One> did Syd win?
25:36 <Lwaxana> yes
25:37 <Bastardly_One> if Melb City won that's shit
25:41 <Lwaxana> no
25:43 <Bastardly_One> yay!
25:53 <Bastardly_One> what was the score?
26:00 <matrix> oh you cant do a 1yo party sober
26:00 <Lish> TheRon you watch any preseason? 
26:00 <matrix> not the way those damn parents are
26:00 <TheRon> Nope
26:00 <Lish> i watched a couple of games, nothing too exciting
26:00 <Lish> was nice seeing kobe back
26:00 <Lish> bulls wizards was a small fight in preseason lol 
26:06 <Picard> 69 each
26:09 <Lwaxana> 2-1
26:11 <Picard> she got real lucky
26:18 <Bastardly_One> good
26:42 <Bastardly_One> I
26:42 <Lwaxana> Picard you are a halfwit
26:47 <Bastardly_One> lemme try that again
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27:00 <TheRon> My nephew is just starting to roll over, so that's cool
27:00 <Lish> weird to see gasol at chicago 
27:00 <Lish> lnj, love and irving is interesting
27:00 <matrix> hmmm
27:00 <TheRon> Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
27:00 <matrix> lol TheRon
27:01 <Bastardly_One> I'm pumped for next fri's game against adelaide united now
27:10 <Bastardly_One> we should lose but if we can play decent like that
27:16 <Picard> thats harsh Lwaxana
27:18 <Bastardly_One> that'll be good poo
27:31 <Bastardly_One> not really when true Picard
27:34 <Picard> do u isult people often?
27:40 <Bastardly_One> she could of called you a fuckwit
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27:44 <Picard> insult*
27:50 <Bastardly_One> which is also true
27:54 <Picard> Bastardly_One an old cunt like u should be careful
28:00 <matrix> sctraping the bottom of the barrel with Queen
28:00 <TheRon> Nah
28:00 <Loof> pub music
28:00 <Loof> ew
28:00 <TheRon> Loof is so anti
28:00 <Lish> TheRon is drunk, no interest in ball talk 
28:00 <TheRon> Sorry
28:00 <matrix> TheRon won at bowls
28:00 <Fez> Boobs?
28:00 <Loof> but loses at life
28:00 <TheRon> Fuck oath I dod
28:00 <matrix> Fez: boobs are not working tonight
28:12 <Bastardly_One> why is that Pictard?
28:51 <Bastardly_One> the sound of silence
29:00 <TheRon> Granny boobs?
29:00 <Loof> boobs aren't a new thing to everyone
29:00 <Loof> most people have google
29:00 <Loof> zzz yawn
29:09 <Picard> just some advice old man
29:19 <Bastardly_One> do clarify
29:23 <Picard> how does silence sound?
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29:32 <simba> fuck Picard is shit
29:37 <Bastardly_One> you might found out shortly
29:41 <Lwaxana> show us Picard
29:49 <Lwaxana> try it for a night
30:00 <TheRon> Boiobs rule?
30:00 <matrix> seen one seen them all
30:00 <matrix> but saying boobs in channel aint working
30:00 <TheRon> Lish your boobs used for good or evil?
30:37 <TokenDaRing> the funny thing about this is, Picard and Bastardly_One are just as bad as each other
30:37 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana has dealt with me for years
30:37 <TokenDaRing> they should go into comedy together
30:37 <Picard> lol
30:37 <Bastardly_One> she knows I am a stirring cunt
30:37 <Picard> morona
30:37 <Picard> and a moron
30:51 <Bastardly_One> you seem to know a lot about morons
30:58 <Bastardly_One> being one it's understandable I guess
31:00 <Loof> it's just their pathetic way of saying "i'm too stupid to think of anything interesting to say so BOOBS"
31:00 <TheRon> Boobs are magical
31:00 <matrix> depends on the boobs
31:00 <TheRon> Loof, smile a bit
31:00 <Zade> rage quit
31:01 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
31:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Picard!*@*
31:04 Kick: Picard was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) poison to chatrooms)
31:28 <Bastardly_One> finally get tired of him did ya?
31:28 <simba> the difference is technically Bastardly_One is a chatter
31:30 <Bastardly_One> I saw where that was going
31:33 <Lwaxana> I get tired of the abuse
31:41 <Bastardly_One> it was going to pedo stuff
31:51 <Bastardly_One> a few of them in here play that all the time
31:57 <simba> picard is never a chatter, if hes copping heat he will drop a token "how are you" to some woman he abuses in PM, harassing for a photo
32:00 <TheRon> Billy Joel - an innocent man
32:17 <Bastardly_One> I actually think I'm doing a bit more chatting
32:22 <Bastardly_One> than random abuse these days
32:26 <Bastardly_One> correct me if I'm wrong
32:48 <Bastardly_One> but honestly the every day fuckwit doesn't bother me any more
32:49 <simba> ur a user not an abuser
32:52 <Bastardly_One> just idiots like that
32:58 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's where I was getting at
33:00 <couleurs> Loof's a stinker
33:00 <couleurs> TheRon rocks
33:00 <TheRon> Buzz kil
33:00 <TheRon> I do
33:06 <simba> a midnight.. toker..
33:16 <Bastardly_One> I like to think I'm a bit more mature
33:25 <Bastardly_One> 15 instead of 12
33:28 <Bastardly_One> :D
34:00 <TheRon> I am the greatest
34:07 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
34:17 <Bastardly_One> I should make another mix and finish this mission
34:25 <Bastardly_One> or else it's gonna be another couleurs
34:34 <Bastardly_One> you'll have to nag for a week
34:58 <Bastardly_One> our last match he played for real
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35:00 <TheRon> Ali told me
35:00 <TheRon> Couleurs who's in tonight? El
35:00 <TheRon> Epl
35:00 <Mew> captain jack will get you hiiigh tonight
35:01 <Romperstomper> loooooooooooooooooolllllll
35:04 <Romperstomper> simba the cretin
35:05 <Romperstomper> simba the cretin
35:06 <Romperstomper> loooooooooooooooooolllllll
35:07 <Romperstomper> simba the cretin
35:08 Kick: Romperstomper was kicked by waia.wa.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 8 lines in 10 secs))
35:10 <Bastardly_One> and we were still 4 - 2
35:14 <simba> lol
35:14 <Bastardly_One> so I have improved
35:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Romperstomper!*@*
35:34 <TokenDaRing> what the hell was that
35:36 <TokenDaRing> who*
35:42 <Lwaxana> central coast lost to the Jets
35:43 <simba> picard
35:44 <Bastardly_One> Pictar
35:48 <slower> simba what planet are you on calling b1 a user and not a abuser
35:51 <simba> its funny to see an old man do stuff like that
35:57 <simba> earthg
35:58 <TokenDaRing> Wow, talk about throwing a tantrum
36:00 <couleurs> idk epl sux
36:00 <TheRon> And take you to your special island
36:00 <matrix> did i miss much
36:00 <TheRon> Ali told me I'm the greatest
36:00 <matrix> how sweet
36:02 <Bastardly_One> Lwaxana damn I was hoping you'd win that
36:11 <Lwaxana> 0-1
36:16 <Bastardly_One> meh
36:33 <Bastardly_One> damn ... everything about Newcastle sucks
37:00 <TheRon> Go go
37:00 <TheRon> Go Johnno go go
37:00 <TheRon> Johnny b good
37:24 <Bastardly_One> the other 2 soccer fans in here don't follow our league
37:38 <Bastardly_One> they like beating me on Fifa though
38:00 <Lwaxana> :)
38:23 <Bastardly_One> they don't believe me how much it's improved either
39:23 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
39:30 <Bastardly_One> you know that match day game bit?
39:37 <Bastardly_One> that is a trophy by the way so play one
39:50 <Bastardly_One> I got bored and went through the trophies and what I had to do to get them
40:00 <TheRon> Loof, smile a bit
40:00 <Zade> lol
41:00 <matrix> good night all
41:00 <Loof> night
41:00 <TheRon> Night
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45:00 <TheRon> Ain't too proud to beg.....
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48:05 <simba> nice 1
48:10 <simba> q p r next
49:10 <Loof> hows the ps4 going simba?
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50:53 * Loof ** SysInfo ** Client: HexChat 2.10.1 (x64) ** OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate  ** CPU: AMD Phenom(tm) II X6 1055T Processor (2.00 GHz) ** RAM: 4094 MB Total (1678 MB Free) ** VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 Ti ** Uptime: 44.42 Hours **
51:00 <Loof> time for a new pc for me
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55:00 <TokenDaRing> hey bee_girl
56:00 <bee_girl> Hey
56:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl 
56:00 <bee_girl> Evening couleurs 
56:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
56:00 <bee_girl> Ip6!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <couleurs> :)
58:00 <elevatorsuit> ps4 has more games
59:00 <Picard> hello freaks
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00:00 <Picard> who watched the Muppets movie?
00:00 <elevatorsuit> i did
01:00 <elevatorsuit> then i moved onto the fantastic mr fox
01:00 <Picard> im watching it now
01:00 <Picard> relicing my childhood when tv was good
01:00 <Picard> reliving*
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02:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
02:00 <TokenDaRing> are you older than Bastardly_One?
02:00 <Picard> no
02:00 <Picard> like fuck he is a fossil
02:00 <Picard> old cunt should be dead
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought he was like
03:00 <TokenDaRing> 45
04:13 <Vagisil> well
05:00 <Picard> yeah
05:00 <Picard> im 43
05:00 <British^Meat> ps4 4 lyf
05:00 <elevatorsuit> hey you're no longer the meaning of life
06:00 <elevatorsuit> what was it like being 42?
06:00 <Picard> same as being 43
06:52 <TokenDaRing> well
07:00 <Zade> hello Picard
07:08 <Vagisil> WELL
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07:28 <TokenDaRing> well well
08:00 <Picard> hi Zade
09:12 <MysteriousSmoko> ASL
09:18 * MysteriousSmoko is now known as MysteriousShado
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10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard do you think James Hird will be hung still?
10:06 <TokenDaRing> 13/f/richmond
10:13 <MysteriousShado> Yum
10:31 <MysteriousShado> 12 t toorak ;D
10:39 <TokenDaRing> wtf is t?
10:46 <MysteriousShado> Transgender
12:00 <Picard> yes
12:14 <MysteriousShado> Best of both words bby
12:20 <Vagisil> lol
12:22 * MysteriousShado winx
12:32 <Vagisil> have u actually had an operation
12:39 <Vagisil> or u just a man dressing as a chick
12:52 <Vagisil> like Bastardly_One
13:00 <elevatorsuit> they're taking their time to do it
13:00 <Picard> lots of legal issues to deal with
13:00 <Picard> sack him now its unfair dismissal
13:00 <elevatorsuit> ceo should go too
13:41 <MysteriousShado> Post op
13:47 <Vagisil> m2f or f2m
13:53 <MysteriousShado> m2f
13:55 <MysteriousShado> ;D
14:00 <Picard> u mean President
14:00 <elevatorsuit> yeah
14:00 <elevatorsuit> goes to the top, they created a culture of peptide usage
14:00 <elevatorsuit> orders come from the top, not the bottom
14:02 <Vagisil> what sexuality r u
14:23 <MysteriousShado> Both
14:27 <Vagisil> nice
14:36 <Vagisil> did they do a good job of ur cunt
15:12 <MysteriousShado> Now you see it, now you don't!
15:22 <MysteriousShado> My boyz haven't complained
16:00 <Picard> yep,i agree
16:00 <Picard> next to go should be eddie and buckley
16:15 <Vagisil> lol
16:24 <Vagisil> got a photo of it
17:00 <Picard> collingwood members will turn on eddie if buckley doesnt get results
17:00 <elevatorsuit> i find it amusing i can add chance at the end of buckley's name
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look it's Picard I just met in the game
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no, it's not
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gollum
17:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
17:01 <MysteriousShado> You sick fuck
17:32 <Vagisil> lol
17:43 <Vagisil> id be more impressed to see a cock glued onto a chick
17:51 <Vagisil> m2f just seems like a bit of rearranging
17:58 <MysteriousShado> Press a button and it inflates?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One they're both bald
18:00 <TokenDaRing> and Picard does drool over bee_girl
18:12 <Vagisil> lol yeh
18:21 <MysteriousShado> Has an air compressor up her arse.. For ventilation.
18:25 <Vagisil> lmao
18:36 <MysteriousShado> "Let me get hard bby"
18:43 <MysteriousShado> Bzz... vroommmmmmmmmmm
19:00 <elevatorsuit> more bees in the sky than meets the eye
19:10 <Vagisil> i dunno.. splitting ur cock in half and shoving it back up ya sounds pretty off too :P
19:12 <Werethekau> HAI! ^_^
20:00 <British^Meat> eww
21:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hows the dungeon, any else locked insde?
21:00 <Picard> inside*
21:48 <MysteriousShado> Werethekau, are you trans too?
22:00 <Picard> nuh bee_girl doesnt do it for me
22:00 <couleurs> yeh but... n e 1 4 FiFa?
22:00 <Picard> she has frizzy hair
22:08 <Werethekau> les
22:22 <MysteriousShado> lol
22:30 <MysteriousShado> Fe
22:45 <MysteriousShado> Anyone here got a Nokia Lumia?
22:55 <MysteriousShado> The alarm tones are all so.. Peaceful!
22:59 <MysteriousShado> How could they wake you up??
23:00 <British^Meat> lol couleurs, if it aint now, it HAS to be 2moro
23:00 <couleurs> y
23:00 <Picard> y what?
23:00 <British^Meat> him did promise this weekend
23:13 <Werethekau> les
24:00 <couleurs> shut up Picard stupid old bald fat man go 2 sleep
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Picard> gees
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <couleurs> and/or Loof 2
24:00 <couleurs> same shit
24:00 <couleurs> different smell
24:00 <couleurs> epic pwn!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10698551_886587941361770_5473087010651041273_n.jpg?oh=d2abd3e775cc858e5fcff1e41a821edd&oe=54B34FF0&__gda__=1421804076_c132be29303ab58a175d8d3c039180e9
25:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
26:00 <couleurs> that some DoPe_SHiT
26:00 <Doodle> werd
26:00 <couleurs> imagine if it fell on them...
27:00 <couleurs> and was full of poops
27:00 <Doodle> olawdy
27:00 <Picard> fuck me Rage is playing 80's music
27:00 <Doodle> 80s music is the best music
27:00 <Picard> love it
27:00 <Doodle> they dont play music from the 20s Picard
27:00 <Maurice> All the best things were made in the 80s..
27:00 <Doodle> ie your childhood
27:00 <Maurice> Except the hair and clothes
27:00 <Picard> that i agree with
27:00 <couleurs> cool 
28:00 <Doodle> lies Maurice
28:00 <ShadowLurker> woah man this ginger beer is blowing my socks off
28:00 <British^Meat> no, no no no no no no no 
28:00 <British^Meat> 80's was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
29:00 <Doodle> paulie i thought sezz would be blowing your socks off rn
29:00 <Picard> playing you're moving out today, carole bayer sager 
29:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <ShadowLurker> dun already 
29:00 <Picard> this could even be late 70's
29:19 Quit: MysteriousShado ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard can you tell us some stories about the Boer war?
30:00 <Picard> go as a Boer
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <ShadowLurker> picard can you tell us a story of fuck off
31:00 <Doodle> once upon a time fuck off
31:00 <Doodle> and they lived happily ever after
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> wtf chick in a mumble suit
32:00 <Doodle> what am i watching
32:00 <ShadowLurker> adventure time
32:00 <Picard> wwith subtitles
32:00 <Doodle> her lips are moving but i cant hear what theyre saying
32:00 <Doodle> if ya get me
33:00 <Maurice> I don't understand
33:00 <Maurice> Can you spell it out for me
33:00 <ShadowLurker> are you deaf
33:00 <Maurice> What
35:00 <simba> def
36:00 <British^Meat> asl?
36:00 <elevatorsuit> faster than a nutrino
37:00 <Picard> i like abba, am i gay?
37:00 <elevatorsuit> nah, you're only gay if you take it, if you give it you're fine
37:00 <British^Meat> wow, can you believe The Block is THE highest rating show on aussie tv at the moment?
38:00 <elevatorsuit> ahaha people still watch tv
38:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa 
38:00 <Picard> still watch what?
38:00 <elevatorsuit> tv
38:00 <Picard> oh ok
39:00 <Picard> well of course they do
39:00 <elevatorsuit> oh wait, sorry i forgot you're old
40:00 <Picard> who doesnt wacth tv?
40:00 <TheDarkTruth> me, in fact I don't even have a tv... 
40:00 <TheDarkTruth> well.. i do, but it is analogue.. 
40:00 <TheDarkTruth> so it's as good as not.. 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
41:00 <elevatorsuit> why would you watch tv when you have the internet
42:00 <couleurs> y not
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44:00 <British^Meat> well...
44:00 <British^Meat> live tv
44:00 <British^Meat> and if i was a fan of the block, what good would the internet be?
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45:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b Romperstomper!*@*
46:00 <elevatorsuit> actually i do watch live sport on tv
46:00 <couleurs> big bang theory!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:09 Quit: Werethekau ([email protected]) EOF from client
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48:00 <Picard> two and a half men
48:00 <Picard> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dwarf-stripper-gets-bridetobe-pregnant-on-her-hens-night/story-fnet09p2-1227087384484
49:00 <British^Meat> go away 
50:00 <elevatorsuit> salacious
50:00 <Picard> http://www.popsugar.com.au/celebrity/Chantelle-Steve-Win-Block-Fans-v-Faves-2014-Winners-34546348
50:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you cunts are boring
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55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
56:00 <couleurs> splint enz m8
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57:39 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Quit: Linkinus - http://linkinus.com
57:43 Quit: pr3p0c ([email protected]) Quit: ehhhh
58:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, my vagina is not boring
58:08 Quit: Biff_Melb ([email protected]) Connection closed
59:00 <Picard> says who?
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