// #eevblog — 2021-08-28
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00:00:14 <Nothing\> jeez i swear people have no sense. Most people anyways.
00:00:22 <Nothing\> electrohead, canned corned beef
00:00:27 <Nothing\> man i fuckin love it
00:00:46 <electrohead> Nothing\: surely DLL files aren't executable by themselves, but technically they do contain executable code
00:00:59 <Nothing\> electrohead, true
00:01:07 <Nothing\> actually i didn't know that, so that's nifty
00:01:55 <Nothing\> truth be told i don't really know much about DLLs other than they're dynamic link libraries and they're used for drivers
00:02:02 <Nothing\> and have a great deal of importance
00:03:00 <Nothing\> yeah i think i'm gonna put this catnip crack and alcohol solution in the sun today
00:03:06 <Nothing\> it really didn't evaporate much overnight
00:03:11 <electrohead> o.O
00:03:18 <electrohead> I'm not going to ask
00:03:29 <Nothing\> electrohead, i extracted the oils out of catnip with alcohol
00:03:29 <electrohead> just don't give it to your cats, please
00:03:35 <electrohead> oh oh, ok
00:03:45 <Nothing\> filtered off the catnip after steeping it for a while
00:03:51 <Nothing\> and now i'm evaporating the alcohol
00:03:58 <Nothing\> and all that'll be left is the catnip oils and stuff
00:04:00 <electrohead> do you have a hot plate/stirrer?
00:04:02 <Nothing\> the pure shit
00:04:12 <Nothing\> unfortunately not, but i was consider the stove
00:04:23 <Nothing\> the flammability of alcohol fumes put me off though
00:04:25 <electrohead> lowest heat, and stir it every 10 minutes
00:04:29 <electrohead> that'll do the trick
00:04:45 <Nothing\> i figured evaporating that much alcohol in an enclosed space would produce a fire/explosion hazard
00:05:30 <Nothing\> rule of thumb is liquids expand by a factor of 1000 when converting to gas, so this 100ml of alcohol would fill a pretty large area
00:05:52 <Nothing\> i was thinking when it warms up outside i'll just put it in the sun
00:06:10 <Nothing\> it was 43c/110f here yesterday with humidity, so i don't think that should take long
00:06:28 <Nothing\> maybe have a fan blowing on it
00:06:31 <electrohead> do you have a fan above your stove?
00:06:43 <Nothing\> and put it in a pie plate to maximize surface area in contact with air
00:06:48 <Nothing\> electrohead, i have but it's crap
00:06:55 <electrohead> ahh ok
00:07:03 <Nothing\> yeah
00:07:10 <Nothing\> i'd do it if i had a fire extinguisher
00:07:11 <electrohead> yeah I have the fume hood above my stove, and it pipes outside
00:07:17 <Nothing\> but i have no fire safety equipment
00:07:23 <Nothing\> so i'm not going to risk it
00:07:40 <Nothing\> yeah i've got one of those too, they're called ranges here, for some reason.
00:07:53 <Nothing\> but the fan hasn't been cleaned probably since this place was built 40 years ago
00:08:03 <Nothing\> and damned if i'm sticking my hand in 40 years of grease
00:08:33 <Ampera> dll files are weird
00:08:42 <Nothing\> they seem weird
00:08:43 <Ampera> they are executable files, though I'm not entirely sure if they can have an entry point
00:08:57 <Ampera> er, like the code needed to start it up
00:09:03 <Nothing\> right
00:09:15 <Ampera> dotnet will actually compile executables with an extension of .dll on Linux
00:09:15 <Nothing\> i figured it was like the ORG instruction in assembly
00:09:20 <Ampera> but I can also name any file .dll
00:09:24 <Nothing\> basically tells the computer where the program starts
00:09:42 <Nothing\> like, what memory address
00:09:44 <Ampera> oh
00:09:48 <Ampera> DLLs are identical to EXEs
00:09:54 <Nothing\> no shit?
00:10:00 <Ampera> the file format is PE/NE
00:10:05 <Nothing\> so i could literally rename a .dll to .exe and execute it?
00:10:06 <Ampera> makes sense
00:10:25 <Ampera> no, but you could also have an exe that has no entry point
00:10:37 <Ampera> er, idk what term I'mt rying to use
00:10:44 <Ampera> but basically something you can only execute through dynamic linking
00:10:48 <Nothing\> i get what you're saying
00:10:50 <Nothing\> yeha
00:10:57 <Nothing\> huh that's neat
00:11:26 <Nothing\> on the matter of interesting CS factoids, apparently the MOV instruction in X86 is turing complete
00:11:37 <Nothing\> or so i hear
00:11:50 <Ampera> afaik the same is the case with ELFs in the unix world
00:12:09 <Nothing\> wtf is ELF some sort of interpretted language?
00:12:23 <Ampera> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executable_and_Linkable_Format
00:12:25 <EEVBot> [Title] - Executable and Linkable Format - Wikipedia
00:12:35 <Ampera> the standard file format for executables on all modern Unixes and likes
00:12:43 <Nothing\> i only know of it because the one time i was installing zsnes i got an error saying "bad elf interpreter" which i thought was a rather amusing sounding error
00:13:07 <Nothing\> it's like there are little elves making my computer work and interpreters who let me communicate with them to make the computer work
00:13:15 <Nothing\> and one of them went rogue
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00:38:07 <Nothing\> okay, 2 questions that have always plagued me
00:38:22 <Nothing\> 1. wtf is a .json file. I'm assuming it has to do with javascript.
00:38:41 <Nothing\> and 2. is this type of file named after somebody called jason?
00:39:02 <Nothing\> or is it just an easy extension to remember
00:40:11 <Nothing\> alright Ampera i'm installing mathematica and i'm assuming i'll need to reboot when it's done
00:40:21 <Ampera> why
00:40:24 <Nothing\> so we'll see if you're right about the virus when i reboot
00:40:30 <Nothing\> i dunno, cuz it did last time
00:40:31 <Ampera> why do you need to reboot
00:40:46 <Ampera> that's some old horseshit programs say for no real reason
00:40:47 <Nothing\> cuz it says to
00:41:05 * Nothing\ shrugs
00:41:05 <Ampera> that's the windows tradition, reboot for everything because why not
00:41:09 <Nothing\> it takes 30 seconds
00:49:06 <Nothing\> brb
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00:56:09 <Nothing\> man that's weird
00:56:25 <Nothing\> i just installed mathematica, so i went offline to crack it
00:56:30 <Nothing\> and i didn't need to crack it
00:56:38 <Nothing\> didn't ask for an activation code or anything of the sort
00:56:44 <Ampera> can you just not steal your dang software
00:56:47 <Nothing\> just acted like a totally legit copy
00:56:51 <Nothing\> Ampera, most of the time i don't
00:56:51 <Ampera> don't copy that floppy
00:56:52 <Ampera> you pirate
00:56:58 <Ampera> "most of the time"
00:57:00 <Nothing\> but do you know how much mathematica costs?
00:57:02 <Ampera> "hey this windows torrent looks cool"
00:57:31 <Nothing\> dude what's up your ass lately?
00:57:40 <Nothing\> if you don't wanna help me, then don't help
00:57:55 <Nothing\> but don't treat me like i'm a piece of shit for needing help
00:58:07 <Ampera> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:58:12 <Ampera> I lose all my friends sooner or later
00:58:22 <Nothing\> i never said i wasn't your friend
00:58:40 <Ampera> everyone I've ever met had a secret timer in their head, counting down to when I say something stupid and they leave
00:59:59 <Nothing\> yes, it had nothing to do with you berating me
01:00:08 <Ampera> I'm fucking with you Nothing\
01:00:12 <Ampera> I don't actually care
01:00:19 <Nothing\> i hope so
01:00:36 <Nothing\> cuz honestly i've had so many friends who have been like that genuinely, it just seems like the norm
01:00:41 <Ampera> yes, because I'm seriously concerned about you duplicating floppy diskettes illicitly
01:00:47 <Nothing\> but no, i don't hate or no longer consider you a friend at all
01:01:02 <Ampera> oh good, you no longer consider me a friend, I've beat my last speed record
01:01:14 * Ampera hugs Nothing\
01:01:24 <Nothing\> no i said i don't no longer consider you a friend :P
01:01:33 <Nothing\> everything's fine between us is what i was saying
01:01:43 <Ampera> you were saying it, but now you're saying it's not
01:01:45 <Ampera> I get it
01:01:48 <Ampera> you don't have to spell it out
01:01:52 <Ampera> well I suppose we're on IRC and you do
01:02:02 <Nothing\> lol see now that i picked up on
01:02:30 <Nothing\> see, we need some sort of tags or something to indicate sarcasm or inflections and stuff like that so it's easier to pick up on things like that through text
01:02:57 <Nothing\> when i worked for comcast, part of our training was heavy in customer service and they were talking about how only 15% of communication is verbal
01:03:03 <Nothing\> and sure enough, that is the case
01:03:29 <Ampera> yeah, 85% of my communication is dick jokes
01:04:09 <Nothing\> you and me both, brother
01:04:12 * Nothing\ high fives
01:04:19 <Nothing\> high five a sex crime! yeah!
01:04:20 <Ampera> I'm not touching your five, or your one
01:04:25 * Nothing\ does his borat impression
01:04:28 <Ampera> since when was a dick joke a sex crime
01:04:30 <Nothing\> yeah, i'm not vaccinated yet
01:04:40 <Nothing\> Ampera, it's a borat thing
01:04:42 <Ampera> so?
01:04:45 <Ampera> what's a borat
01:04:47 <Ampera> don't you mean borax
01:04:53 <Ampera> also what does it have to do with borax
01:04:57 <Ampera> borax is a washing chemical
01:04:58 <Nothing\> he says "high five-a sex crime" like he thinks it's a good thing
01:05:03 <Nothing\> lol
01:05:04 <Ampera> borax is a he?
01:05:09 <Ampera> I thought it was an it
01:05:17 <Nothing\> Ampera, haven't you heard of noun genders before
01:05:28 <Ampera> I guess we're just in the kind of genderfluid world where chemicals can identify as male
01:05:37 <Ampera> grammatical gender is stupid
01:05:40 <Nothing\> and actually, most female nouns end in a vowel afaik so it should be a he
01:05:48 <Ampera> all gender is stupid
01:05:51 <Ampera> everyone who cares about it is stupid
01:05:56 <Nothing\> yeah i never understood that myself. It seems so arbitrary
01:06:05 <Nothing\> and i can see why gender itself would be arbitrary too
01:06:06 <T3sl4> borax, is that the partner character in the good-cop-bad-cop Dolomite Sequel?
01:06:30 <T3sl4> Borax, he's squeaky clean
01:07:29 <Nothing\> but for noun genders i was like "okay so one day, did some language dude just suddenly go "okay, that's a guy, that's a guy, that's a girl, that's a guy, that's a guy, that's a guy, that's a girl, that's a girl" riding around an a horse with his apprentice trailing behind on foot taking notes as his master talks
01:08:01 <Ampera> nothing more feminine than a russian substation
01:08:29 <Nothing\> i just realized if you pronounced borax as a cyrillic word it would be vonaCH (CH being the throat clearing noise)
01:09:35 <Nothing\> actually nfkrz did a funny video the other day about how western companies like to use cyrillic that spells out an english work if you read the characters as if they were english
01:09:53 <Ampera> where did you get the n from
01:09:54 <Nothing\> like in tetris, having the backwards R so it'd be tetyais
01:10:15 <Ampera> if you used a strictly visual interpretation it's be vogach
01:10:17 <Nothing\> Ampera, i got confused and thought R was N
01:10:41 <Nothing\> Ampera, i always get G and L confused in cyrillic
01:10:47 <Ampera> r and R as a character does not exist in any cyrillic I know of
01:10:57 <Nothing\> nope
01:11:12 <Nothing\> there were actually a few characters that used to exist that have since been removed by tsars
01:11:19 <Ampera> r looks roughly akin to г
01:11:22 <Nothing\> but that wasn't one of them
01:11:27 <Nothing\> yeah i see what you mean
01:11:45 <Nothing\> so then г is G
01:11:47 <Ampera> cyrillic is like latin, dozens of cryllic alphabets exist
01:12:16 <Ampera> technically b isn't a cyrillic character either
01:12:24 <Nothing\> and L would be sorta like that, but with a second line vertical line on the right and a little tail on the bottom of the left vertical line, right?
01:12:38 <Ampera> ь would be the closest equivalent
01:12:45 <Nothing\> Ampera, b's a cyrillic character, it's the letter veh
01:12:48 <Ampera> which doesn't have any sound in its own right
01:12:50 <Ampera> no it's not
01:12:50 <Nothing\> well yeah
01:12:56 <Nothing\> i guess they're not quite the same
01:12:59 <Ampera> Вв
01:13:01 <Nothing\> but my brain sees them the same
01:13:07 <Ampera> that's the correct character for "v"
01:13:35 <Nothing\> i know most of the letter names, it's pretty intuitive
01:13:41 <Nothing\> even E Kratkoya
01:13:54 <Nothing\> or what is it
01:14:04 <Nothing\> shnatcky.... something
01:14:13 <Ampera> Йй
01:14:13 <Nothing\> either the hard or soft sign
01:14:25 <Nothing\> but it's arguable whether those are letters or punctuation
01:14:38 <Nothing\> frankly i think they're punctuation. Even though they look like letters
01:14:38 <Ampera> и краткое
01:14:47 <Nothing\> there ya go
01:14:55 <Nothing\> e kratkoye
01:14:58 <Ampera> roughly pronounced "kratkye"
01:15:09 <Nothing\> oh yeha
01:15:25 <Ampera> it's a short I
01:15:30 <Nothing\> see that's a problem with pronunciation, i still pronounce my russian Os like you do in english
01:15:43 <Nothing\> even though in russia, a soft o is more like an english ah
01:16:16 <Ampera> the thing about russian is the pronunciation is really fluid. It basically has no rules, and is more of an accent-based thing
01:16:23 <Nothing\> but i know there are certain situations that turn it into a hard o where it actually does make an "oh" sound so that just makes it confusing lol
01:16:25 <Ampera> the same is true in English really
01:16:33 <Nothing\> yeah that's what i herad
01:16:50 <Nothing\> not to worry about pronunciation cuz they'll know what you're saying anyways and won't care
01:17:12 <Ampera> my guitar is out for delivery
01:17:15 <Ampera> they want a signature
01:17:17 <Ampera> I hate UPS
01:17:21 <Nothing\> ah yeah i was gonna call the pharmacy and see if i could get my fauci ouchy sooner
01:17:44 <Nothing\> Ampera, i hate all online shopping and mobile device related things
01:18:03 <Ampera> well yeah it's natural to hate what you're bad at
01:18:05 <Ampera> I hate life
01:18:13 <Nothing\> seriously when my mom got her phone and i was setting it up, it actually had me in tears from frustration in how convoluted it was
01:18:40 <Nothing\> i feel bad now but i was screaming about who the hell would pay for this, i wouldn't even let somebody pay ME to use this
01:19:02 <Nothing\> and i mean it, it's like fucking torture at times
01:19:09 <Nothing\> at least when you're already stressed out
01:19:16 <Ampera> bro it's just a phone
01:19:22 <Nothing\> yeha i know
01:19:24 <Ampera> you pick up the handset, turn the dial, and talk
01:19:27 <Ampera> it's not hard
01:19:29 <Nothing\> lol if only
01:19:37 <Nothing\> i told my mom her next phone better be a clamshell
01:19:43 <Ampera> I wish I wasn't too lazy to hook up my PBX again
01:19:49 <Ampera> I need to run new twisted pair for it
01:19:51 <Nothing\> you have a pbx?
01:19:55 <Ampera> I used to
01:19:58 <Nothing\> oh you lucky bastard
01:20:02 <Ampera> had an ATA card in it too
01:20:06 <Nothing\> no shit?
01:20:08 <Ampera> 3FXO/1FXS
01:20:15 <Nothing\> fuck man where'd you get that?
01:20:20 <Ampera> ebay
01:20:22 <Nothing\> nice
01:20:30 <Ampera> took the card out and put it in my storage server
01:20:31 <Nothing\> i've thought about actually making my own pbx
01:20:41 <Nothing\> it can't be that hard to build a basic one
01:20:44 <Ampera> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/315713347368648705/849418767515648090/20210601_184540.jpg
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01:20:49 <MrMobodies> Hello
01:20:50 <Ampera> that blue card on the left
01:20:53 <Ampera> oh shit it's MrMobodies
01:20:55 <Nothing\> hey MrMobodies
01:20:57 <Ampera> I was wondering where you've been
01:21:07 <Ampera> have you been gone for a while or have I just not been noticing you
01:21:17 <Ampera> either is possible, I've been basically out of it for the past week
01:21:22 <MrMobodies> well I have been tired during the past month but the lockdown lifted some weeks ago
01:21:28 <MrMobodies> sleeping in my chair and that
01:21:43 <Nothing\> Ampera, looks like 2 cpus in it?
01:21:50 <Ampera> yes, dual X5650's
01:21:59 <Nothing\> or as the terminator calls them "sippy yous"
01:22:02 <Ampera> I built that system a little while ago
01:22:06 <Nothing\> you ever notice that in terminator 2?
01:22:14 <Nothing\> arnold always pronounces it as "sippy you"
01:22:19 <Ampera> now that was a fun project, completely expanded my server setup
01:22:29 <Ampera> my other server has 4 CPUs
01:22:33 <Ampera> 4x10 cores
01:22:46 <MrMobodies> 40 cores thing of beauty
01:22:51 <Nothing\> so was it just a regular computer with a specalialized os and some physical interfaces for the phone?
01:22:52 <Ampera> aye
01:23:02 <Ampera> no I built the PBX myself
01:23:05 <Ampera> it was just a normal PC
01:23:06 <Nothing\> or was it a fully specialized piece of hardware
01:23:07 <Ampera> with an ATA card in it
01:23:14 <Nothing\> ah okay
01:23:17 <MrMobodies> oh I thought it was the HP server
01:23:20 <Ampera> ran FreeBSD
01:23:22 <MrMobodies> with the option riser
01:23:30 <Ampera> MrMobodies, what are you referring to
01:23:32 <Nothing\> actually i realized i couldn't have a PBX here
01:23:35 <Ampera> the 40 core box is my HP server
01:23:37 <MrMobodies> yes
01:23:38 <Nothing\> i only have 1 phone jack
01:23:45 <Nothing\> i don't even have a jack at me demarc point
01:23:46 <Ampera> Nothing\, we have no phone line coming into the house
01:23:57 <Nothing\> it WAS just a twisted pair, but now it's optical
01:24:02 * Nothing\ shrugs
01:24:08 <MrMobodies> my sister has just an optical cable
01:24:09 <Ampera> the PBX was stupid basic, it only switched a single line from an OBI200
01:24:15 <MrMobodies> she just moved some weeks ago
01:24:21 <Nothing\> MrMobodies, they just installed it a few months ago
01:24:27 <Nothing\> fiber right to our house
01:24:31 <Ampera> but it made my Western Electric 500 work mostly
01:24:36 <Nothing\> but what good is that with 1 phone line in a house
01:24:40 <MrMobodies> that's nice I notice bt has different versions of their transcievers
01:25:03 <MrMobodies> I think they gave her the bery basic one just finding the thing
01:25:09 <Ampera> We do have phone cabling in the house, but it's pretty shit. I need to replace it with some of my CAT6
01:25:39 <Ampera> the other problem is asterisk is a complete and total pain in the ass to work with
01:25:48 <Ampera> documentation is crap
01:26:05 <Ampera> was even worse on Linux because the DAHDI drivers for that card would only build on nothing newer than LTS 4.4
01:26:33 <Ampera> but it switched calls just fine until the system itself crapped out
01:26:36 <Ampera> the SSD sort of caught fire
01:28:42 <MrMobodies> can't find it bt nte
01:28:43 <MrMobodies> https://www.openreach.com/help-and-support/problems-and-appointments/checks-for-fibre-ntes
01:28:45 <EEVBot> [Title] - Checks for fibre NTEs
01:28:47 <MrMobodies> they gave her the one on the right
01:28:51 <Nothing\> cool
01:29:05 <MrMobodies> the other one I saw had a LJU port I assune for bridge a analogue phone and a battery backup
01:29:05 <Nothing\> so i called the pharmacy and the bumped ahead my vaccine
01:29:17 <Nothing\> so i'm going to get it in an hour
01:29:21 <Ampera> hot
01:29:29 <Nothing\> have you got yours Ampera ?
01:29:33 <Ampera> enjoy being penetrated by a long squirting needle
01:29:35 <Ampera> yeah months ago
01:29:46 <MrMobodies> how did vaccine make you feel?
01:29:47 <Nothing\> so then you got both shots by now, huh?
01:29:57 <Nothing\> yeah i was gonna ask about that
01:30:05 <Ampera> it made me feel like a piece of shit
01:30:10 <Nothing\> lol
01:30:12 <Nothing\> tourette's guy
01:30:15 <Nothing\> nailed it!
01:30:25 <Nothing\> how good am i?
01:30:54 <Ampera> I got mine in april
01:31:03 * Ampera squirts colgate tooth paste, the one with tartar control, at Nothing\
01:31:07 <Nothing\> but i always heard the first shot's fine, aside from some tenderness at the injection site. But the second one can make you feel a tad under the weather for a day or so
01:31:13 <MrMobodies> I haven't taken mine yet, I am isolating still
01:31:25 <MrMobodies> I am scared something might happen some allergic reaction
01:31:29 * Nothing\ puts a gigantic blue M&M in front of Ampera
01:31:33 <Ampera> I'd feel a lot nicer if they weren't making us wear masks again
01:31:41 <MrMobodies> aah that's a point
01:31:45 <Ampera> but what do I care, I don't leave my home anyways
01:31:53 <Nothing\> MrMobodies, that's normal. It's human nature to fear what we don't know or understand.
01:32:01 <Ampera> I don't fear anything.
01:32:08 <Nothing\> i'll be honest, I'm all for the vaccines and even i'm a little intimidated by it
01:32:14 <Ampera> fear is a feeling and an emotion, and I don't feel or emote
01:32:18 <Nothing\> i mean, it's a drug that hasn't even existed for 6 months
01:32:25 <Ampera> lol I signed up right away
01:32:27 <Ampera> idfc
01:32:29 <MrMobodies> the last one I had was in 1994 and I didnt feel right for 2 years
01:32:33 <Ampera> what am I gonna do, die?
01:32:57 <Nothing\> Ampera, not me. But that was only because at the time our government was making people wait 4 months between their first and second shot
01:33:00 <Ampera> I was fully vaccinated by the end of May
01:33:08 <Ampera> had pfizer
01:33:09 <Nothing\> which the manufacturers all say will significantly impact effectiveness
01:33:26 <Nothing\> so i said i'd wait until they got their shit together
01:33:28 <Ampera> I went to a state run site, they had really good people doing the shots too
01:33:40 <Nothing\> i'm just going to a pharmacy
01:33:53 <Ampera> pharmacy but the p is silent
01:34:00 <Nothing\> lol
01:34:08 <Nothing\> harm is see
01:34:15 <Ampera> harmacy
01:34:23 <Ampera> holy fuck does my head hurt
01:34:23 <Nothing\> apothecary?
01:34:30 <Nothing\> drink your coffee
01:34:35 <Nothing\> you haven't had enough today
01:34:36 <Ampera> apoidontcary
01:34:41 <Ampera> I already drank a big cup of tea
01:34:49 <Nothing\> how queer
01:34:56 <Ampera> the fuck you just call me?
01:35:01 <Ampera> ya fat fuck
01:35:07 <Nothing\> lol i'm not fat
01:35:14 <Nothing\> actually wait, aren't you the same height as me?
01:35:15 <Ampera> I demand you get fat so I can call you a fat fuck
01:35:18 <Nothing\> 5'7"?
01:35:20 <Ampera> I'm probably fatter than you
01:35:24 <Ampera> I'm 5'8"
01:35:28 <Nothing\> close enough
01:35:30 <Ampera> about 170-180lbs
01:35:35 <Nothing\> i'm 157lbs last i checked
01:35:41 <Ampera> I am fatter than you
01:35:42 <Nothing\> well for what's worth
01:35:45 <Ampera> er, I mean, I'm totally more muscular
01:35:53 <Nothing\> i was 185lbs a few months to a year ago
01:36:11 <Nothing\> yet before i got diabetes i was 125lbs at my lowest
01:36:14 <Ampera> I'm really putting my foot down and expanding the lengths of my fast periods
01:36:25 <MrMobodies> Joe: When I am over weight and working... I just carry more weight.
01:36:29 <Ampera> I'm gonna eat every other day now, every other two if I feel like it
01:36:33 <MrMobodies> it's true with all my luggage
01:36:47 <MrMobodies> that I carry around
01:37:05 <Ampera> MrMobodies, do you play any instruments?
01:37:07 <Ampera> out of curiosity
01:37:15 <MrMobodies> barely the keyboard
01:37:22 <MrMobodies> I use to play the organ
01:37:30 <Ampera> oh neat, what sort of organ?
01:37:32 <MrMobodies> but that was 20 years ago and my parents got rid of it
01:37:38 <Ampera> electric organ?
01:37:39 <MrMobodies> it was a lowely 100 I think
01:37:42 <MrMobodies> properly weight keys
01:37:47 <Ampera> nice
01:37:52 <Ampera> I'd love an electric organ
01:37:53 <MrMobodies> I am not sure it had this reverb motor in it
01:38:02 <Ampera> what I'd really like is a wurlitzer EP
01:38:06 <MrMobodies> and it made farting sounds before they got rid of it
01:38:10 <Ampera> those just have the coolest sound tot hem
01:38:20 <Ampera> I'd also love to see what I can do to it with DSP effects
01:38:20 <MrMobodies> but the keys were I liked
01:38:31 <Ampera> I play guitar, and I recently bought a new guitar. It's coming in today
01:38:55 <MrMobodies> it was so old no midi just a headphone out
01:39:01 <MrMobodies> ooh guitar
01:39:27 <MrMobodies> the only time I find I can play is when I am feeling absolutely gutted
01:39:35 <MrMobodies> when I am happy I don't seem to play well
01:39:38 <MrMobodies> on the keyboard
01:39:50 <Ampera> depression has invented some of the greatest musicians
01:39:55 <MrMobodies> I could never undersand why
01:40:30 <MrMobodies> I have a few audio tracks many years ago with just a piano and a few strings
01:40:42 <MrMobodies> but it took a lot of practice to get the mperfect
01:40:47 <MrMobodies> I didn't use an editor
01:41:04 <MrMobodies> I just recorded from the Yamaha XG sound card
01:41:11 <MrMobodies> which sounds okay
01:41:23 <MrMobodies> I think htat one has a tone generator
01:41:30 <MrMobodies> the XG1000
01:41:43 <Ampera> I do play keyboard a bit, though I'm not any good
01:41:48 <MrMobodies> I have an Ensonique ISA somewhere with a whole load of different sounds
01:41:52 <Ampera> I have an M-Audio keystation88 MIDI controller
01:42:01 <Ampera> and usually just use fluidsynth or amsynth
01:42:18 <Ampera> I mostly play guitar though. For the last year or so I've been playing 6 string bass
01:42:30 <Ampera> https://www.ibanez.com/usa/products/detail/rgms8_01.html
01:42:31 <MrMobodies> aah semi weighted
01:42:33 <Ampera> This is the new guitar I bought
01:42:40 <EEVBot> [Title] - RGMS8 | RG | ELECTRIC GUITARS | PRODUCTS | Ibanez guitars
01:42:45 <Ampera> Yeah it was cheap, and better than my nasty little casio keyboard
01:42:54 <Ampera> with fully plastic keys
01:43:16 <MrMobodies> it looks good
01:46:18 <MrMobodies> I attached some batteries to the keyboard I got (it was given to me)
01:46:18 <MrMobodies> https://imgur.com/a/3aX8h2Z
01:46:29 <MrMobodies> but I burnt my finger in the process
01:46:44 <Ampera> you burnt it?
01:46:46 <Ampera> how'd you manage that
01:46:52 <Ampera> oh
01:47:02 <Ampera> enough enerloops to vaporize a cat, that's how
01:47:39 <MrMobodies> https://i.imgur.com/9tq3egY.jpg
01:47:41 <MrMobodies> soldering iron
01:47:51 <MrMobodies> one 10 battery holder melted
01:48:11 <MrMobodies> they were no good so I forced conductors through it
01:48:28 <MrMobodies> to make physical contact to the battery instead of the terminals at the end
01:48:32 <MrMobodies> and but my finger in the process
01:48:50 <MrMobodies> two lovelly battery chargers to charge them I have many more
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01:50:40 <MrMobodies> actually I dont have many more
01:50:41 <MrMobodies> https://imgur.com/a/uCXgKQp
01:50:42 <EEVBot> [Title] - Imgur: The magic of the Internet
01:51:03 <MrMobodies> just the old ones that loose their charger over a couple of weeks
01:51:33 <MrMobodies> one of the fans that I replaced is now wearing out
01:51:38 <MrMobodies> it just stops
01:51:53 <MrMobodies> so I have find another one
01:52:23 <MrMobodies> I think it was 24v ac and with a 4000 rpm or so, I'd have to look
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01:52:45 <Ampera> The nice thing about my MIDI controller is it gets all its power from USB
01:52:56 <MrMobodies> but they charge alright on the Charge Manager 2020 even though they say you need a special charging program
01:53:03 <MrMobodies> aaaaah I have
01:53:11 <MrMobodies> a another keyboard a creative brand
01:53:20 <MrMobodies> that is also powered and I had to make a cable for it
01:55:09 <Ampera> for barely playing keyboards you have a lot of keyboards
01:55:31 <Ampera> no criticism, I love messing around with music gear
01:56:40 <MrMobodies> https://imgur.com/a/znTzZet
01:56:40 <EEVBot> [Title] - Imgur: The magic of the Internet
01:57:13 <MrMobodies> maybe I could send you some sound cards for you to play with
01:57:16 <MrMobodies> some isa ones
01:57:19 <Ampera> oh that's neat
01:57:29 <Ampera> That'd definitely be appreciated. Btw, the voodoo 2 you sent me works great
01:57:36 <MrMobodies> wonderful
01:57:41 <Ampera> I wasn't able to SLI it with my other one, but that's just because my other Voodoo 2 is 8MB and yours was 12MB
01:57:45 <Ampera> it's still much appreciated
01:58:05 <MrMobodies> well I might send another one later I need a big sort out one day
01:58:14 <MrMobodies> I think I have some somewhere I'd have to look
01:58:21 <Ampera> If you'd like anything from the US, just let me know
01:58:30 <MrMobodies> okay
01:58:36 <Ampera> I know you wouldn't want me adding onto your too much stuff problem, but foodstuffs or things you'd be interested in
01:58:56 <MrMobodies> well if you can so me how to do stuff that would be wonderful for me...
01:59:07 <Ampera> what sort of stuff
01:59:09 <MrMobodies> I have difficult learning stuff
01:59:14 <MrMobodies> your linux stuff
01:59:18 <MrMobodies> programming and so on
01:59:24 <Ampera> Oh no problem, whatever you'd like me to show you
01:59:39 <Ampera> I can be quite patient, it's how I got to learn anything.
02:00:03 <MrMobodies> that's good of you... I like that patience
02:00:21 <MrMobodies> but I would never put you under pressure of anything
02:00:37 <MrMobodies> anything I give is a donation
02:01:00 <MrMobodies> I have had people in my past give me things and try to manipulate me with them
02:01:07 <Ampera> It's not pressure at all, I enjoy helping people with stuff I'm interested in as much as I enjoy working on it myself
02:01:25 <MrMobodies> the best ones are the ones who enjoy it
02:01:29 <Ampera> I have no intention of doing that, if anything I'm in your debt for the first package
02:01:37 <Ampera> but I don't think of things like that
02:01:41 <Ampera> I enjoy helping people regardless
02:01:51 <MrMobodies> that would be manipulate... you don't owe me nothing
02:02:13 <MrMobodies> I got the stuff, it is doing nothing in my workshop and I am happy to give it away.
02:02:35 <MrMobodies> I am going out for a little walk soon
02:02:42 <Ampera> No I don't mean it in that sense, I'm more saying I don't feel a need to ask you for anything, and am happy to help you with anything I can, as I appreciate what you did for me
02:02:55 <Ampera> Have fun. I need to leave my house at some point, as soon as my head stops hurting
02:03:00 <MrMobodies> I appreciate that very much
02:03:07 <MrMobodies> aaah headaches...
02:03:21 <MrMobodies> Going for a stroll and see you later.
02:03:26 <Ampera> I've had a terrible one since yesterday
02:03:27 <Ampera> have fun
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06:51:22 <electrohead> o/
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07:19:51 <Lord_of_nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP78AAbnefc
07:19:51 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: Startversuch der Rocket 3 von Astra - auf Deutsch
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07:26:09 <Ampera> My router tried to commit suicide.
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07:26:35 <Ampera> Just updated pfSense from 2.4.x to 2.5.x and the box overheated while I was doing it
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08:09:05 <Lord_of_nothing> well its bettern than your self?
08:09:25 <Lord_of_nothing> Good night every one!
08:11:28 <StupidLikeAFox> Ampera: I'll be more concerned if my headache ever fully leaves
08:11:52 <Ampera> StupidLikeAFox, I am not concerned by that at all
08:11:54 <Ampera> it can fuck off any time
08:12:37 <StupidLikeAFox> figure of speech
08:13:48 <Ampera> I'm aware, but I'm taking it overly literal in order to make a funny
08:14:15 <StupidLikeAFox> touche
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09:24:35 <electrohead> o/
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10:25:48 <Halcyon> Mew
10:25:53 <T3sl4> ugh, even a bike ride is rather sweaty
10:25:57 <T3sl4> but it was for a good cause
10:26:05 <T3sl4> i went to the liquor store and got beer and rum
10:26:15 <Halcyon> :)
10:26:22 <Halcyon> Worth it
10:26:29 * T3sl4 splashes Halcyon with condensation
10:26:39 <Halcyon> Mmmm moist
10:29:58 <T3sl4> mmm, oktoberfest
10:30:21 * Halcyon celebrates with coffee
10:32:43 <T3sl4> mmm, coffee stout
10:34:09 <T3sl4> it'll cure what ales ya
10:36:37 <Halcyon> I just woke up
10:36:48 <Halcyon> Can't be drinking yet. Haven't even pooped
10:37:04 <T3sl4> hair of the dog will help with that? :P
10:37:20 <Halcyon> Argh gross no
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12:59:53 <electrohead> o/
13:46:34 <Halcyon> Whoa, spicy noodles
13:48:57 <Halcyon> I think my body will hate me later
14:12:56 <steve30> hi
14:13:02 <Halcyon> Hey Steve
14:14:22 <steve30> should i go to manchester later?
14:14:26 <steve30> i don't know if i can be bothered
14:14:35 <Halcyon> Even I feel like a nap
14:18:02 <steve30> i just woke up
14:18:11 <steve30> but i can snuggle up again :)
14:18:29 <Halcyon> I just poured a wine, I'm thinking about taking it to bed and catch up on some videos
14:18:40 <steve30> also, i think my domain's dns has fixed itself now
14:19:35 <Halcyon> YAY
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15:30:38 <steve30> right, I've decided, I'm off to manchester for the day
15:30:55 <steve30> Camera is set up. Gimbal is balanced. Bus fare is ready.
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15:48:14 <Erhard> steve30: England? Or another Manchester?
15:48:25 <steve30> yes, england
15:48:26 <Erhard> Everywhere seems to have one
15:48:29 <Erhard> Cool
15:48:49 <Erhard> What are you filming?
15:49:23 <steve30> a generic "pride" march
15:49:49 <Erhard> For yourself? Or for Youtube? News?
15:50:09 <steve30> It will likely go on my youtube and LBRY channels
15:50:10 <Erhard> LIke LGBTQ+ pride? Or does that mean something else there?
15:50:14 <Erhard> Cool.
15:51:08 <steve30> It doesn't explicitly say what they are 'proud' of. but the twitter pages strongly suggests its Transgender & black lives matter stuff rather than Gays.
15:51:26 <Halcyon> So pretty much "all lives matter" ?
15:51:27 * Erhard nods
15:51:40 <Halcyon> Aren't gays cool anymore?
15:51:48 <steve30> But the main aim is against the big "charity" who has commercialised the areas pride events over the last however many years
15:51:57 <Erhard> Ah
15:52:00 <Halcyon> I got my shirt wet :(
15:52:16 <steve30> Halcyon, nope, transgender is what's fashionable these days.
15:53:20 <Erhard> I hadn't realized that the Wachoski Brothers had become the Wachowski Sisters.
15:53:31 <Erhard> Directors of the Matrix films
15:53:40 <Erhard> Aparently both transitioned
15:55:50 <Halcyon> Huh there you go
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17:02:40 * T3sl4 sticks his pinky out
17:02:55 <Halcyon> :D
17:12:05 <Halcyon> https://youtu.be/2z5A-COlDPk?t=671
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17:12:09 <Halcyon> He has the gayest car
17:12:13 <Halcyon> But it suits him
17:13:06 <Halcyon> Also, I just realised it's right-hand drive
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18:55:23 <MrMobodies> Hello
19:00:02 <Ampera> TOP OF THE MORNING
19:00:16 <Halcyon> Hello Ampera
19:00:20 <Ampera> my headache is pounding a little bit less hard today
19:00:43 <Ampera> how are you Halcyon
19:00:47 <Ampera> and MrMobodies
19:01:37 <Halcyon> My stomach hates me. I ate two bowls of extra spicy noodles (because Mark didn't eat his)
19:01:43 <Halcyon> And now I am starting to hate life
19:02:21 <Ampera> hahahaha
19:02:28 <Ampera> come to the dark side
19:02:30 <Ampera> hate life with me
19:02:31 <Ampera> >:D
19:03:22 <MrMobodies> aah I woke up at 5am this morning
19:03:33 <MrMobodies> it is not often I go to bed early
19:03:42 <MrMobodies> but no headache today
19:04:22 <Ampera> I woke up at around 4:30AM today
19:04:30 <Ampera> which is about 2 hours early for me
19:04:38 <Ampera> but I think I went to sleep at around 6 or so
19:05:06 <Ampera> the backup script I wrote has been working excellently
19:06:24 <Ampera> the strings I ordered for my 8 string are coming from Nashville...
19:06:31 <Ampera> no surprise there I guess
19:07:37 <MrMobodies> I think you posted your first project to do with encryption
19:07:48 <MrMobodies> about a week ago
19:07:57 <Ampera> Aye, I can probably post the whole script
19:07:59 <Ampera> one second
19:10:33 <Ampera> MrMobodies, https://pastebin.com/dZjgd9PJ
19:10:35 <EEVBot> [Title] - <?phprequire_once("objects.php");$argv = $_SERVER['argv'];$PublicKey = - Pastebin.com
19:11:32 <Ampera> I think $Keyfile is no longer used
19:15:56 <MrMobodies> looks like a database? backup
19:15:58 <MrMobodies> in php
19:16:05 <MrMobodies> put a lot of work into that
19:16:51 <Ampera> Not just database, but also ZFS snapshot
19:17:02 <Ampera> It's intended to backup an entire website at a near instant
19:17:03 <MrMobodies> Excellent
19:19:44 <MrMobodies> Good to see you can write scripts very well.
19:20:05 <MrMobodies> Just looked at it learning something new every day. Thank you.
19:20:55 <Ampera> Aye, this is the first time I wrote PHP
19:21:12 <Ampera> I was originally going to write this script in bash, but it was too much of a pain for me to deal with
19:21:32 <Ampera> PHP has some serious problems that bash doesn't suffer from, like complete lack of any sort of threading
19:21:43 <Ampera> whereas bash can fire multiple programs at once no problem
19:23:02 <MrMobodies> I know someone told me many years ago, do one thing wrong with PHP and their website stopped.
19:23:45 <Ampera> Aye, but that's true mostly anywhere. If I do one thing wrong in C my whole program won't compile
19:23:46 <MrMobodies> They had this games arcade they use to run and after an update in php when they tried to adapt to work it caused the site and their vhosts to stop.
19:23:59 <Ampera> oh no that is PHP
19:24:05 <Ampera> every version is completely incompatible
19:24:14 <Ampera> if your code isn't written for PHP 7.4 you're stuck on PHP 7.3
19:24:40 <MrMobodies> I think that was 15 years ago, they thought it was going to be an easy task.
19:24:41 <hsn> Ampera, my php echo hello world is compatible with lots of php versions
19:25:00 <MrMobodies> to change and rewrite but abandoned it
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19:25:40 <MrMobodies> I see... so they change with every version.
19:26:13 <Ampera> That backup script had some neat challenges. Backup was one thing, but it also needed to backup multiple databases or webroots per site
19:26:25 <Ampera> it also needed to do it into an S3 bucket (DO Spaces, but S3 compatible)
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19:26:36 <Ampera> and needed to do it with asymmetric encryption
19:26:56 <Ampera> the problem with RSA (and most asymmetric encryption schemes) is they aren't capable of encrypting large data, usually nothing larger than the size of the key
19:27:34 <Ampera> so instead I randomly generated a symmetric key, encrypted the data with AES, and then encrypted the key with RSA
19:28:23 <MrMobodies> AES encrypted data and the symmetric key encrypted with RSA.
19:28:35 <Ampera> aye
19:28:48 <hsn> https://oxide.computer/careers/sw-embedded
19:28:49 <EEVBot> [Title] - Oxide / Software Engineer: Embedded Systems
19:29:16 <hsn> how .... Everyone makes $180,250, regardless of location. :D
19:29:47 <Ampera> That's a good policy
19:29:48 <MrMobodies> I mean from the statement above
19:30:04 <MrMobodies> that you wrote, I mis understood it at first
19:30:10 <MrMobodies> sorry about that
19:31:13 <Ampera> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
19:31:29 <Ampera> afaik you didn't misunderstand anything, if that's not so, then I'm misunderstanding your misunderstanding
19:31:56 <MrMobodies> oh good
19:32:39 <MrMobodies> nice day today, I may go for a walk soon
19:33:36 <Halcyon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Dg6KYtQFM
19:33:37 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: CLASSIC THICK GRILLED BURGERS (Super Juicy and Beefy)
19:33:42 <Halcyon> Holy crap that's come good burger
19:33:47 <Ampera> It is currently pitch black here
19:33:55 * Ampera pitch blacks Halcyon
19:33:58 <Halcyon> I'm going to try making minced beef in my food processor.
19:34:10 <Ampera> Never tried it with beef, but it works great for chicken and pork
19:34:13 <Ampera> that's how I've made meatballs
19:34:15 <Halcyon> Same here. Where did the sun go?
19:34:25 <Ampera> you get really chunky mince, but it's delicious
19:34:33 <Halcyon> I like chonk
19:34:52 <Halcyon> Maybe the sun is on the underside of the earth?
19:35:30 <MrMobodies> Looks nice, I'll have that finished in couple of gulps.
19:35:42 <Halcyon> He makes the buns and all in that video
19:35:44 <MrMobodies> the chicken burger in the video
19:35:48 <Halcyon> Really simple
19:36:00 <Halcyon> Oh the fried chicken?
19:36:03 <Halcyon> It's amazing
19:36:05 <MrMobodies> yes
19:36:06 <Ampera> you fucks are making me hungry
19:36:09 <Ampera> >:/
19:36:38 <Halcyon> I've tried it. It's brilliant. Although, I have to say, I prefer Barry Lewis' Korean fried chicken
19:36:43 <Halcyon> Gives it a nice spank
19:37:22 <Halcyon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI2kfttAUjE
19:37:22 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: DIY Korean Fried Chicken
19:37:33 <Halcyon> Just do it minus the sticky sauce if you're using it for burgers
19:38:13 <Halcyon> It's as close to a KFC Zinger I've been able to make at home
19:38:33 <Ampera> KFC is the most expensive way to have the worst experience at a fast food restaurant
19:38:34 <MrMobodies> oh yes my favourite the tower burger spicy thing
19:38:44 <Halcyon> Our KFC is actually not bad
19:38:51 <Ampera> their restaurants are run by idiots, are usually tiny and unkempt, and they cost more than anyone else
19:38:51 <MrMobodies> taste nice but makes me ill on the wya home
19:38:55 <Ampera> their shit's good though
19:39:13 <MrMobodies> I had a similar problem when one of their shops was blasting load music and I left
19:39:33 <MrMobodies> and they said they were accomodating the pub goers at night
19:39:40 <Halcyon> KFC chicken here would honestly give fancy hipster chicken places a run for their money
19:39:43 <MrMobodies> because the pubs there also blast loud music
19:39:54 <Halcyon> And you can order just the fillets on their own for recipes
19:40:18 <MrMobodies> I like the chicken bite things many years ago in the bbq sauce
19:40:31 <MrMobodies> it made me addictive until they stopped it
19:40:32 <Halcyon> Also, Maccas McSpicy patties are fucking awesome too
19:40:49 <MrMobodies> and I was pleased they stopped it as I couldm't help myself
19:40:54 <Halcyon> Hahahah
19:41:02 <Ampera> Popeyes is the best chicken around
19:41:04 <Ampera> and now I kinda want some
19:41:05 <Ampera> q.q
19:41:19 <Halcyon> Chicken for breakfast Ampera?
19:41:20 <Halcyon> :P
19:41:25 <Ampera> what is breakfast
19:41:28 <Ampera> you heretic
19:41:34 <Ampera> I'll eat whatever the fuck I want when I want
19:41:36 <Halcyon> For me? Coffee and a shit
19:41:46 <Ampera> tea > coffee
19:41:50 <Ampera> come at me you fuck
19:41:57 <Halcyon> I can't start the day properly without a proper poop
19:42:02 <Halcyon> Yeah tea is good too
19:42:09 <MrMobodies> I had a beef pasty I got yesterday down the buchers this morning
19:42:15 <MrMobodies> in March Crowland
19:42:20 <Halcyon> As long as it's proper tea leaves. I can't stand those factory floor sweepings
19:42:22 <Ampera> Tetley's earl grey is pretty good, but I think Stash's double bergamot is still better
19:42:25 <MrMobodies> lovelly little bakers there
19:42:27 <Halcyon> They taste like cardboard
19:42:34 <Ampera> you taste like cardboard
19:42:46 <Ampera> you taste like you live in an office supply closet
19:42:49 <Halcyon> Not what I've been told :P
19:43:03 <Ampera> but good god do we know you've come out of it and some
19:43:15 * Ampera hugs Halcyon
19:43:28 <Ampera> my 8 string guitar came in
19:43:31 <Ampera> the strings on it are shit
19:43:32 <Halcyon> \o/
19:43:35 <Ampera> but otherwise I love it
19:43:40 <Halcyon> Not unusual.
19:43:48 <Halcyon> Easily replaced though
19:43:50 <Ampera> Ibanez is one of those companies. They make really weird guitars.
19:44:02 <MrMobodies> My dad plays the guitar
19:44:06 <Ampera> the sort where they spec half of it brilliantly, but then just have really weird stuff they leave crap
19:44:09 <MrMobodies> he drives me mad with the how loud he turns it up
19:44:18 <MrMobodies> and that room is behind the garage outside
19:44:28 <Ampera> like my 6 string bass, beautiful body, came with decent strings, is a pleasure to hold and use and look at, but the pickups are rubbish
19:44:30 <MrMobodies> but he has collected some stuff
19:44:46 <MrMobodies> I like that: pleasure to hold.
19:44:56 <Ampera> this 8 string, decent body, the pickups are amazing, but the strings it comes with are sub-children's toy
19:45:12 <MrMobodies> I see need better strings
19:45:38 <MrMobodies> I know I got some strings some years ago for my dad and the type he wanted was ike £30 or so
19:45:58 <MrMobodies> but he was showing me some differences between the othr ones
19:45:59 <Ampera> I bought some strings. I wanted thicker strings so I can downtune the guitar anyways
19:46:21 <Ampera> the lowest that came with the guitar was .080 but these new ones have a .085
19:46:26 <Ampera> and the rest of the set is scaled similarly
19:46:38 <Ampera> they're from Stringjoy, never heard of them, but 8 string sets are not easy to come by
19:49:44 <MrMobodies> There is a horrible smell around
19:49:50 <MrMobodies> they put pigs poo on the fields
19:50:05 <MrMobodies> and the wind is blowing in a certain way so I can smell it all over the village
19:52:20 <Ampera> that stinks.
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21:05:34 <Halcyon> Argh my guts are really churning from too much chilli
21:07:11 <rust_collector> YAAY!
21:07:22 <Halcyon> Tomorrow morning will be interesting
21:07:30 <rust_collector> YAAAAAY!
21:16:53 <Ampera> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
21:18:47 * Halcyon spanks Ampera
21:26:08 * Ampera hugs Halcyon
21:26:10 <Ampera> how are you Halcyon
21:30:35 <Halcyon> Good
21:30:47 <Halcyon> Except for the chilli ramen x2 making it's way through me
21:31:05 <Ampera> you are a one
21:31:06 <Ampera> a thing
21:31:08 <Ampera> a something I guess
21:31:09 <Halcyon> It's down to a mild growl for the moment
21:31:37 <Lord_of_nothing> aja...
21:32:13 <Lord_of_nothing> and i tought just mr. kuschel is insane
21:32:25 <Halcyon> It tasted good going down
21:33:07 <EEVBot> [Twitter] - eevblog - RT @witnessmenow: I was buying something on mouser last night, I was tired and I made a terrible mistake. Instead of just adding €25 more…
21:36:16 <Lord_of_nothing> aha
21:51:50 <Ampera> why did I read tired as drunk
22:10:26 <Halcyon> Because you're a bit tarded Ampera?
22:10:41 <Ampera> at least I'm better off than you
22:10:48 <Halcyon> You are?
22:11:04 <Halcyon> Apart from needing to pee, I have no cares in the world
22:11:08 <Halcyon> \o/ Weeeeee
22:11:28 <Ampera> says the person who is presently an internal combustion engine
22:11:39 <Halcyon> It's died down now
22:12:30 <Halcyon> Tomorrow will be a different story, especially following a coffee. I suspect that will be the catalyst which will cause things to move at lightning speed
22:23:32 <EEVBot> [Twitter] - eevblog - Fair dinkum accurate Aussie tourism ad: https://t.co/5bOMGtPriC
23:11:15 <Ampera> porting mobile numbers is fun
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