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00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> yeah that's right, she's gonna be my next irc girlfriend
00:00 <dematerialised> i can tell
00:00 <dematerialised> there's a connection
00:00 <dematerialised> i can feel it
00:00 <faux> lollll
00:00 <TheRiddler> I think not
00:00 <couleurs> yeap, an internet connection
00:00 <faux> rofl 
00:00 <dematerialised> gud 1
00:00 <couleurs> u have 1, she has 1... u r perfect 4 ea other asap
00:00 <TheRiddler> I hope it's not this bad tomorrow
01:00 <dematerialised> it'll be cold
01:00 <dematerialised> that's about it
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's raining heavily atm
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah you're getting the ass end of what we had last night/this morning
02:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised sing fauxy and i a lullaby please
02:00 <Floss> It is raining
02:00 <Floss> Poor roo
02:00 <dematerialised> you're still alive President_Trump?
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh cool new avgn
02:00 <dematerialised> i thought i told you to neck yourself
03:00 <Floss> What do you guys think of no mans sky
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oH0rzY5zOA
03:00 <Maurice> http://www.theladbible.com/articles/portuguese-couple-filmed-having-sex-in-a-public-park-next-to-daughter-130616
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paperboy (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 140 Views: 1,113,958 Uploader: Cinemassacre Uploaded: May 26, 2016 Duration: 16m6s Rating: 4.94
03:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to see if it's worth the purchase 
04:00 <Floss> I do not have a computer that could handle it
04:00 <TheRiddler> atm It looks like it'll be alot of nothing to do
04:00 <Floss> Not one that is operational anyway
04:00 <TheRiddler> it's on ps4 too
04:00 <Floss> Oh ok
04:00 <Floss> So I need a ps4 too
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure your hubby would be happy :p
05:00 <faux> bedtime ninis :*
05:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
05:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
06:00 <TheRiddler> wow there's a video on that link
06:00 <Floss> Do cats really prefer fish
06:00 <Floss> Or do they not care
06:00 <dematerialised> i think they eat pretty much anything that bleeds
06:00 <Floss> I was gunna get him one for his b day but that is thurs so cbfed
06:00 <Floss> I forgot
07:00 <dematerialised> get him a nice big juicy rt
07:00 <dematerialised> rat*
07:00 <TheRiddler> eb games have a sale on atm
07:00 <TheRiddler> half price games and such
07:00 <Maurice> EB Games can eat a dick
07:00 <Floss> I'll just give him sex it's cheaper
07:00 <Clarkson> ive had sex countless times
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <Maurice> My son wanted to trade 4 xbox one games, only played a couple times
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <Maurice> They offered him $24
07:00 <Floss> Yeah fuck them
07:00 <Floss> Fb buy and sell
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah I refused to let him trade them
08:00 <Floss> I don't buy much brand new anymore
08:00 <Maurice> Also (22:06:07) (Floss): Do cats really prefer fish
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
08:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't like fish flavoured food
09:00 <Floss> I made my dog some raw meat and gravy mixed together cause I forgot to buy her food, she hassled brody for his chicken nuggets and didn't touch what I made her
09:00 <Floss> Shes a fucking asshole
10:00 <Serenity> raw meat and gravy i dont blame her
10:00 <Serenity> rofl
10:00 <Floss> Handful of bikes aswell
10:00 <Floss> Bikkies rather
11:00 <Floss> Serenity she eats horse shit
11:00 <Clarkson> scream n shit
11:00 <Floss> She just wants to give me a complex
11:00 <Maurice> My dog eats anything, he even eats salad
11:00 <Maurice> He's an odd one
12:00 <Floss> Aww
12:00 <Maurice> Or maybe he's watching his figure, who knows
12:00 <Floss> This bitch is so picky
12:00 <couleurs> maybe he's a big rabbit........
12:00 <Maurice> But at 50kgs I think thats a lost cause
12:00 <Serenity> turbo is 1/5th the size of your dog
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <Serenity> well a little more than that cause hes 11kg
13:00 <Maurice> I dunno what Doc actually weighs now, he was just over 50kgs last time at the vet and that was a couple of yrs ago
13:00 <Floss> Niz is like 4.5kgs I think
13:00 <Maurice> Someone suggested I weigh myself, then hold him and get back on the scales..
13:00 <Maurice> She didn't realise how big he was
13:00 <Floss> 4.5kgs of shitcunt
13:00 <Maurice> Lol my cat is heavier than that
14:00 <Maurice> She's just under 7kgs
14:00 <Floss> Yep
14:00 <Floss> She gets that a lot
14:00 <Maurice> And Serenitys is a panther
14:00 <Serenity> lol did you see him on whatsapp
14:00 <Maurice> I diiiid
15:00 <Serenity> he was so excited lol
15:00 <Maurice> In the jungle the mighty jungleeee
15:00 <Maurice> Es has been dying to get back outside, but thats not happening for awhile
15:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13406864_470531556477169_398379918465559675_n.jpg?oh=8066ddcbe9a26ae52e45918a51c5ce53&oe=580388A7&__gda__=1472901786_8446452dde635fe0a0b5131a79f8e8d6
15:00 <Serenity> ive been letting homer out for short periods
15:00 <Floss> Fkn bosses the horse around
15:00 <Serenity> cause hes driving me mad
16:00 <Maurice> The elusive unicorn
16:00 <Floss> Rupert the gay unicorn
16:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/jfSawtm.jpg
16:00 <Maurice> His face melted
17:00 <Floss> Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
17:00 <Floss> What a fricken cutie
18:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/d1zaQSJ.jpg
18:00 <Maurice> He's a bit spesh
18:00 <Floss> Niz gets all brave when I let her ride at me, the only time I hear her giving the kangaroos shit
18:00 <Floss> *with me
19:00 <Floss> Omg he is ridiculous
19:00 <Floss> Is he like a sharpei something cross?
20:00 <Maurice> Yah shar pei x rotti
20:00 <Maurice> e
20:00 <Floss> German shepherds
20:00 <Floss> Ohh ok
20:00 <Serenity> rachel and joey hooking up is weird
20:00 <Serenity> i dont like it
20:00 <Maurice> They never actually had sex so its ok
20:00 <Serenity> yeah thank god
20:00 <Floss> I'd bang Joey but I'd be ashamed afterwards
22:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQtjukVLfwY
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Traffic Trouble Views: 1 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jun 13, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
23:00 <Maurice> Monica originally auditioned to be Rachel, so glad that never happened
24:00 <Floss> Her and Ross look like sibs it's better this way
25:00 <Floss> 50 gas killed at once :/
25:00 <Floss> The funeral will be stunning
26:00 <Floss> Gays even
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> too soon
26:00 <Maurice> Just a bit
26:00 <couleurs> murder_on_da_dancefloor.mp3
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
27:00 <TheRiddler> matt leblanc is the new top gear host
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
27:00 <TheRiddler> yep
27:00 <TheRiddler> everyone hates the new top gear 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sounds lame already
28:00 <couleurs> he's 1 of the 8 new hosts and him name fatt leblanc now
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Floss> You can't have top gear without clarkson
29:00 <Clarkson> which the fucking greens didnt support earlier
30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vRxoxXN.gifv
30:00 <couleurs> lmao
31:00 <Floss> I read something somewhere on reddit I think, about older gay guys been seen usually with younger men, didn't even strike me to realise that it's because most of the men their age were wiped out before the mid 90s when aids became more treatable and people were made more aware
32:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure its because they enjoy tight young asses
32:00 <couleurs> yea discustieng homos
32:00 <Floss> I don't think so
33:00 <couleurs> pity they all weren't wiped out
33:00 <couleurs> Oh Yea!!!!!
34:00 <dematerialised> couleurs dreams of an aryan nation
35:00 <couleurs> don't call me ryan
35:00 <dematerialised> well don't call me shirley!
36:00 <President_Trump> 8,5 COCO POPS 
37:00 <couleurs> stop wearing a dress then!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 couleurs!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hetro ftw 
39:00 <couleurs> ew don't touch me!!!!!!!!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick!
40:00 <couleurs> :o
40:00 <amsy> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can see you’re ready
41:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/MOApO39.gifv
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
42:00 <dematerialised> that doge parties harder than me
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet i’ll be seeing that on ch 9 next week
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
42:00 <amsy> lmao
42:00 <amsy> thats me
42:00 <amsy> hey ashy
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the fallout stuff
42:00 <couleurs> he really loves to snow surf
42:00 <TheRiddler> coming out
42:00 <amsy> no
42:00 <TheRiddler> fallout shelter on pc and fallout shelter on fallout 4
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> well folks nn
43:00 <dematerialised> nini k9
43:00 <TheRiddler> you make your own vault and experiment on setlers
44:00 <TheRiddler> [10:36] <TheRiddler> http://67.media.tumblr.com/de3a97f8572b40296ed7fbcd957d2b37/tumblr_o8jccrUC9W1qzomoco1_r1_540.gif
44:00 <TheRiddler> [10:36] <TheRiddler> for amsy
44:00 <TheRiddler> also that
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <amsy> hehe
45:00 <couleurs> https://67.media.tumblr.com/3f3159567253d8bf806639005577d86e/tumblr_o6rs50JgqD1s02vreo1_500.gif
45:00 <couleurs> lolol
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rGG2wIf.gifv
46:00 <couleurs> kool
48:00 <amsy> lol
48:00 <couleurs> i'mma benda dis spoon... i.. i did it.gif
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DlWMVOL.gifv
50:00 <couleurs> Dranked.
03:00 <Serenity> ugly baby judges you
07:00 <dematerialised> correct
11:00 <TheRiddler> I can almost here the laughter in that last link
12:00 <dematerialised> im gonna go poop and when i get back my phone better be working or im gonna cry
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1958126_10152453088328674_4032165281872759847_n.jpg?oh=e73a60194a5acbcf60ab1d407fb14674&oe=57C83E01
20:00 <Immutable> just reset your phone dematerialised 
47:00 <Immutable> :/
11:00 <Tiggier> they're showing minecraft VR
45:00 <Doodle> gee thx clarky
45:00 <Clarkson> did all that shit
23:00 <Skirmish1> Today is listen to Black Stone Cherry day. Do it. 
32:00 <faux> holy fuck its cold
40:00 <Skirmish> What is the command to get have a timer start when your nick is being used but not identified. 
41:00 <Skirmish> to get have *acts spastic*
42:00 <frayedknot> /nickop set modnick on
48:00 <Skirmish> . /nickop set kill on
49:00 <Skirmish> I wonder why this song is so popular. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZoKmdbERzA
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Stone Cherry - Me and Mary Jane [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 3,265,793 Uploader: Black Stone Cherry Uploaded: Apr 17, 2014 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.88
02:00 <Serenity> you're in early this morning Skirmish
02:00 <Serenity> shift work?
13:00 <faux> its public holiday
13:00 <faux> queens bday
18:00 <Serenity> oohh ours was last week
19:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: No. Just up early. 
20:00 <Skirmish> irc is my heroin. I should detox but I don't wanna. 
26:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <Serenity> gosh im a sook the text messages between the mother and son of that shooting in orlando made me so sad
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13417708_909802329130696_948643956550681362_n.jpg?oh=1393556123ad655662db404a45a51490&oe=580C4996
31:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
37:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <emuls> oh good
46:00 <emuls> mr turnbull is on the news trying to tell me that the FTTN i'm getting is so much better than the FTTH i was supposed to get before the last election
46:00 <emuls> dickhead.
50:00 <TheRiddler> .
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> they know they screwed up so bad with that
56:00 <emuls> yeah
56:00 <emuls> and the majority of the population knows it
56:00 <emuls> honestly.
58:00 <faux> i wish i had more interest in politica
58:00 <faux> politics*
58:00 <faux> i genuinely do not know anything lol
59:00 <faux> i havet voted in like the past 6 years 
59:00 <faux> oops
00:00 <emuls> ahh
00:00 <emuls> there's only one thing worse than a liberal voter
01:00 <emuls> an apathetic voter lol
01:00 <emuls> but on the upside
01:00 <emuls> if you dont care you dont get to complain
02:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> i feel a bit ridiculous voting when i understand nothing
03:00 <faux> when i did vote i just drew shit on the paper and ticked whatever 
03:00 <faux> i am terribl
03:00 <faux> e
04:00 <borednlost> go to vote compass and suss out what part has similar beliefa
04:00 <faux> is that a website
04:00 <borednlost> *party
04:00 <borednlost> https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
10:00 <Serenity> fttn is not better than fttp
10:00 <Serenity> i have fttp.. i do not want fttn
18:00 <emuls> if you have ftth you get to keep that
18:00 <emuls> we were supposed to get ftth at my place :(
18:00 <emuls> *sigh* 
18:00 <emuls> wil be connected to the poopnet in july
18:00 <borednlost> we were all supposed to get fttp >:|
19:00 <emuls> luckily we're really close to a pillar and node
19:00 <emuls> so should get decent speeds, but that's not the point
20:00 <emuls> it's business, education, and health care that will really suffer
20:00 <Serenity> i would certainly hope i get to keep it we only just got it haha
21:00 <emuls> imagine that
21:00 <emuls> lol
21:00 <emuls> malcolm knocks on your door
21:00 <emuls> sorry
21:00 <emuls> you dont need all that internet
21:00 <emuls> you're getting this one instead
22:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:00 <Serenity> it would not be recieved very well here.. pre sure the kids would maul him lol
22:00 <emuls> i'd like that
23:00 <faux> lollllll
23:00 <faux> also ty borednlost 
24:00 <borednlost> yw
25:00 <faux> today has gone so slow
26:00 <faux> teh most exciting part of my day was a giant poop
26:00 <Clarkson> do they fight all the time and then makeup and then fight? thats the fucking worst
26:00 <faux> but now i feel empty.
26:00 <faux> heahhejsjsjja
31:00 <TheRiddler> watching e3 stuff
36:00 <TheRiddler> http://67.media.tumblr.com/de3a97f8572b40296ed7fbcd957d2b37/tumblr_o8jccrUC9W1qzomoco1_r1_540.gif
36:00 <TheRiddler> for amsy
36:00 <TheRiddler> is she on
36:00 <TheRiddler> err
36:00 <TheRiddler> active
36:00 <TheRiddler> faux?
37:00 <faux> shes most likely asleep love
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh
38:00 <faux> yeah its 4:38 there
43:00 <faux> stupid app crashed
44:00 <faux> i said its 4:30am there TheRiddler so idk if you got that
47:00 <TheRiddler> yep
47:00 <TheRiddler> got it
47:00 <TheRiddler> wb
51:00 <Serenity> need two last school reports for lil so naturally theyre the only two i cant find.. of 6 years of school
51:00 <Serenity> ffs
54:00 <TheRiddler> how much does it cost to get new ones?
57:00 <Serenity> i have no idea i dont think you can get new oens
59:00 <faux> eep
59:00 <faux> you can prob ask fr them to be reprinted?
01:00 <Serenity> yeah possibly i have no idea ill have to ask at the office
08:00 <TheRiddler> you should be able to
10:00 <Skirmish> Based on TheRiddler's lengthy experience putting children through school. 
13:00 <Serenity> ill wait till lil comes home she might have put it somewhere
17:00 <faux> i dont see why theyd charge you either
17:00 <faux> seems weird 
17:00 <faux> Skirmish you dont need to put children through school to have been to school
19:00 <Skirmish> You do if you want to understand what happens now rather than what happened over a decade ago. 
19:00 <TheRiddler> charge to reprint
19:00 <TheRiddler> idk
19:00 <Serenity> both hers and ants last 1's are missing they must be together
19:00 <TheRiddler> they do it for tafe/uni
19:00 <TheRiddler> but that's for propper reprints not a photocopy
20:00 <Serenity> im actually shocked I have all the others tbh
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13407040_10153581160056053_7037145368730553661_n.jpg?oh=35fc630a9d9b83fb7981cc9024fffbda&oe=57CB9DC0
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh so that's why I dont have ads on youtube
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm subscribed to youtube red
23:00 <borednlost> https://vimeo.com/167795970
07:00 <TheRiddler> brrr
08:00 <TheRiddler> that ice pool at the football is making me cold
09:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
09:00 <Mew> gday m8
10:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
10:00 <TheRiddler> howl R ewe
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Mew> spledid
10:00 <Mew> SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEDID
10:00 <Mew> you?
11:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
11:00 <TheRiddler> cold tho lol
11:00 <Mew> yeah its bullshit
11:00 <Mew> time for tea i think
12:00 <TheRiddler> cool
12:00 <TheRiddler> what kind
20:00 <Mew> earl grey gunpowder breakfast chamomile with heroin
20:00 <Mew> delicioso
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> I had earl grey
27:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fifth Harmony - Work from Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign Views: 506,526,316 Uploader: FifthHarmonyVEVO Uploaded: Feb 26, 2016 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 4.69
27:00 <TheRiddler> they're sliding into a pool of ice cubes
28:00 <Mew> this is so nice now that my work week is finished
28:00 <Mew> YOURE RIGHT HOT SLUTS
28:00 <Mew> I DONT
28:00 <robot> they were on x factor
28:00 <Mew> really?
28:00 <Mew> they did that worth it song too
29:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diIGFCQ_Pk
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fifth Harmony: X Factor Journey Views: 6,186,351 Uploader: FifthHarmonyCrew Uploaded: Jan 11, 2013 Duration: 51m38s Rating: 4.91
29:00 <robot> also hi
30:00 <faux> me farts smell like mangos 
30:00 <faux> im confused
30:00 <Mew> yeah hi rude asshole
30:00 <Mew> jk love u
30:00 <Mew> hi foof
30:00 <robot> :<
30:00 <Mew> <3
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> nice tits mew
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> dtf?
31:00 <robot> ye give me love today coz i'm not feelin well
31:00 <Mew> thanks 
31:00 <Mew> always
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> well drop ur panties like i drop knowledge
31:00 <Mew> awwwww baby
31:00 <Mew> gws u little mitten puff
31:00 <TheRiddler> so 1mm down
31:00 <TheRiddler> or 1mm up
32:00 <Mew> yeah and in a slow awkward way
32:00 <Mew> where they get caught and then ride back up and glue themselves to my vagina
32:00 <faux> hi mewmew!
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> I am playing sakura dungeon
34:00 <Mew> im playing quizup (y)
34:00 <TheRiddler> just defeated a boar girl
34:00 <TheRiddler> she is now nude lol
35:00 <Mew> that sounds horrid 
38:00 <faux> think i sniffed too much nail polish 
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <faux> wb
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 75,036,109 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.57
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> me irl
43:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
47:00 <faux> beryl
47:00 <Matthew> Delores
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scissor Sisters - Let's Have A Kiki.mp3 (5.64MB 128kbps Stereo 6:09)
49:00 <Serenity> KIKI
49:00 <Doodle> so so 
49:00 <Doodle> oui oui
49:00 <Doodle> non non
50:00 <Serenity> check whatsapp
50:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the delicious Doodle, sensual Serenity & fabulous faux
51:00 <Doodle> eeeeee
51:00 <faux> hiiii
51:00 <Doodle> jungle beasts
51:00 <Serenity> haha
51:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew and fauxypoos
51:00 <Serenity> hey Matthew
52:00 <Serenity> he was upset that homer was outside haha
52:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
52:00 <Doodle> haha
53:00 <faux> 4 what 
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol sheedy bell
54:00 <Doodle> uh
54:00 <Doodle> k
54:00 <faux> idgi
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Creme D'Cocoa - Doin' the Dog.mp3 (11.74MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 12:49)
56:00 <Doodle> sezz me sis had her interview with the newspaper today
56:00 <Doodle> theyre gonna make it a weekend feature
56:00 <Doodle> also her cat is in the photos
57:00 <Serenity> oooh howd it go
57:00 <Serenity> and of course the cat was
57:00 <Doodle> lol ye pretty good
58:00 <Serenity> homer was just laying in the middle of the neighbours bonnet...
58:00 <Serenity> fucker
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> hi Mewdle
59:00 <Serenity> pre sure he just shat in their garden
59:00 <Doodle> thats what neighbours gardens are for
59:00 <faux> llllllllol
59:00 <faux> my kinda cat 
00:00 <Doodle> took me ages to teach rooster but once he saw me do it enough times he caught on
00:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:00 <faux> lmaoooo
00:00 <Doodle> hehee
00:00 <Serenity> think i might let him go out more often, he was an outdoor cat at my sisters place and hes going stir crazy
00:00 <faux> pix.
00:00 <Serenity> i thought he'd calm down but hes been 2 years and hes getting worse
00:00 <Doodle> yeah rooster would murder me if i tried to keep him in
01:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjlGUyHXhw4
01:00 <Serenity> i thought he'd run off but mostly he just stays in the yard, he ran off to the neighbours cause i was trying to get him inside lol
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FROZEN Auto-Tune Freestyle! (Call of Duty: Ghosts) Views: 936,078 Uploader: Got Drums Uploaded: Mar 8, 2014 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.94
20:00 <Matthew> go Melbourne!
22:00 <Serenity> dont forget kuwtk faux
23:00 <faux> i dont forgettttt i use the tv app
23:00 <faux> but ty :*
23:00 <faux> ill watch it tonight
23:00 <faux> im sleepy
25:00 <Serenity> i redownloaded that thing so i dont forget outcast
29:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> i watch too many shows to remember so i use it religiously 
30:00 <faux> oitnb on friday eeeee
31:00 <Serenity> cannot waaaaiit
31:00 <Serenity> im gonna end up watching it all in one day
31:00 <robot> ointmentb
31:00 <faux> te
31:00 <robot> how is the latest season of Oi, Tits n Bums
32:00 <faux> fffffff neighbour msgd saying shes coming over but i wanna sleeeep
32:00 <faux> im in bed comfy 
32:00 <faux> bkohggvbmmhb
33:00 <robot> tell her i said to fuck off
33:00 <robot> she'll know what that means
33:00 <faux> heh
33:00 <faux> uhhh
33:00 <faux> ok bye
34:00 <robot> ok bye colours
34:00 <Matthew> goodbye
36:00 <Doodle> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/6/4/549264_v1.jpg
36:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to be watching the game faux
37:00 <Matthew> are the Dragons playing today? if so... against who?
38:00 <TheRon> dogs
39:00 <Matthew> good luck. They play the Storm next week so they'll need to win today.
40:00 <TheRon> indeed
42:00 <TheRon> go storm!
42:00 <Matthew> Dragons are $1.44 favourites to beat Storm next week...
42:00 <Matthew> LOL
42:00 <TheRon> that's just wrong
42:00 <Matthew> Storm paying $2.80
42:00 <Matthew> they'll maul them
43:00 <TheRon> i'd get on at that price
43:00 <TheRon> i like rich astley
44:00 <TheRon> rick
44:00 <Matthew> I like Motiv8 
44:00 <Matthew> and Rockin' 4 Myself
44:00 <TheRon> i like beer
46:00 <TheRon> go dees!
04:00 <Matthew> great goal #melbourne
05:00 <zaim> thanks i do what i can
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Presets - I Go Hard, I Go Home.mp3 (4.46MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:15)
09:00 <TheRon> holiday, celebrate!
11:00 <Matthew> can't go on... thinking... nothing's wronggg... who's gonna driveee you home tonighttt?
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scritti Politti - Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin).mp3 (8.58MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:22)
14:00 <TheRon> 5 mins doodle
14:00 <Doodle> i might have to do it early
14:00 <Doodle> i have vacuuming to do
15:00 <Doodle> i washed some trackies for the first time yesterday and now there is fluff all over me house
15:00 <Doodle> fucking things
18:00 <Matthew> get the Dyson out
18:00 <Doodle> ye 
18:00 <Doodle> luve me dyson
19:00 <Doodle> not physically
19:00 <Doodle> obv
19:00 <Matthew> the best machines tbh
24:00 <TheRon> wallking in memphis
26:00 <TheRon> BvB!
26:00 <couleurs> yea
28:00 <couleurs> they rok
29:00 <couleurs> 3 bvbs played last nite go bvbs
33:00 <TheRon> go dees
34:00 <TheRon> when smokey sings i hear violins
35:00 <TheRiddler> go da dee
36:00 <TheRiddler> s
36:00 <TheRiddler> hai couleurs
36:00 <TheRiddler> anything exciting about the new fifa?
36:00 <TheRon> story mode?
37:00 <couleurs> yea new engine
37:00 <TheRon> does fifa take bribes in this one?
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://explosm.net/comics/4328/ faux n doodle
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
40:00 <British^Meat> Hi cray!
40:00 <British^Meat> sorry i missed u the other chan
40:00 <British^Meat> Here i am, whats up?
41:00 <couleurs> wtf theirs a new story mode 2 lmao
41:00 <couleurs> RiP FiFa
42:00 <TheRon> it's the story of how qatar got the world cup
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <couleurs> story about how you're some young niger playing 4 shitty man utd wow amasing i can't wait 2 buy it
45:00 <TheRiddler> go dragons
46:00 <TheRiddler> TRY?
46:00 <couleurs> go da dees
46:00 <TheRon> they are
46:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYY
46:00 <TheRiddler> 4pts down
46:00 <TheRiddler> err
47:00 <TheRiddler> rather 6pts
47:00 <TheRiddler> conversion not yet done
47:00 <TheRiddler> now it's 4pts
47:00 <TheRiddler> cheerleaders
48:00 <TheRon> any lookers?
49:00 <TheRiddler> a few
50:00 <TheRiddler> bulldogs are quicker than dragons
50:00 <TheRiddler> damn
51:00 <TheRiddler> phew half time
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz.mp3 (7MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:38)
51:00 <Doodle> lol@pic
52:00 <Doodle> urmum has 1 new view.
52:00 <Doodle> eehehehhe
52:00 <couleurs> i hope theirs a new crash bandicoot @ E3 now that would be cool
57:00 <couleurs> :))))))
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Chemical Marriage.mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
58:00 <British^Meat> none of them knew they were robots
59:00 <Doodle> next on me list
59:00 <Doodle> i typed lust but i corrected it
59:00 <British^Meat> nah i dont wanna pm with u cray
59:00 <British^Meat> let me ignore u in this chan instead
59:00 <TheRiddler> they came out with a better pip boy
59:00 <Doodle> ehuihehueihue
59:00 <British^Meat> ur awfully quiet
59:00 <Doodle> u cray
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://ebgames.com.au/loot-217339-Fallout-Pip-Boy-Replica-with-Bluetooth-Loot
00:00 <British^Meat> so coy
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's essentially a giant dorky smart watch
01:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/stantonwarriors/photos/a.88623283888.75935.21461308888/10154000759533889/?type=3&theater
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots.mp3 (6.95MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:35)
03:00 <TheRon> bizarre love triangle
04:00 <Doodle> no thanks
04:00 <Doodle> thanks for the offer tho
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Golem II (The Bionic Vapour Boy).mp3 (4.09MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:28)
12:00 <TheRiddler> where is faux
13:00 <TheRiddler> try?
14:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
15:00 <TheRiddler> scores level
17:00 <TheRon> collingwood are shit
17:00 <Clarkson> join UFC if ya sooo fuckin tuff
17:00 <TheRiddler> dragons are going all out now
17:00 <Skirmish> I wear Tap Out shirts. Obviously I fight in the UFC. 
18:00 <TheRiddler> drop out
19:00 <TheRon> is the drop out shirt made of flannel?
19:00 <TheRiddler> no I mean line drop out
20:00 <TheRiddler> is there another try?
20:00 <TheRiddler> no try
20:00 <TheRiddler> :(
21:00 <TheRon> cats v dogs next week
21:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or is bulldogs players generaly stronger than dragons
22:00 <Matthew> Dogs by 18
22:00 <TheRiddler> I hope so
22:00 <TheRon> Matthew: what did you say would win by?
22:00 <TheRon> north
23:00 <Matthew> I tipped Geelong actually... but cool...
23:00 <TheRon> good man
23:00 <robot> did they provide u a good service
23:00 <TheRiddler> if we win then we jump to 1st on the ladder
24:00 <couleurs> go da dees
24:00 <TheRon> selwood and dangerfield, jordan and pippen or the splash brothers?
25:00 <TheRiddler> damn
25:00 <Matthew> all this loveee...
25:00 <Matthew> North are going to go from two games clear on top to about 5th/6th in the space of a month
25:00 <TheRon> darling leave a light on for me
26:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn, West Coast in Perth & Adelaide in Adelaide all in the next 3 weeks
26:00 <Matthew> obviously a BYE squeezed in the middle there as well
26:00 <Skirmish> AFL ... more like GHEYFL
27:00 <TheRon> would not be surprised if north thrash hawthorn
27:00 <couleurs> agreed.
27:00 <Matthew> i would be
28:00 <TheRiddler> so it was cats n sydney nth lost to
28:00 <TheRiddler> all finals players
28:00 <Matthew> and they play another, Hawks, on Friday night
28:00 <TheRon> cats 5 -1 v top 8
28:00 <Matthew> Hawks by 4-5 goals
29:00 <TheRon> toy soldiers, love this song
29:00 <TheRiddler> errr
30:00 <TheRiddler> teams
30:00 <TheRiddler> damn
30:00 <TheRiddler> dogs have won 
31:00 <Matthew> good
31:00 <TheRon> afl360 tonight, gerrard went into the ice
31:00 <Matthew> Storm will demolish Dragons next week to consolidate top spot
31:00 <TheRiddler> they just got awarded a contraversial try
32:00 <TheRon> go storm
32:00 <couleurs> go da dees
33:00 <TheRon> storm are doing this without billy slater
33:00 <TheRon> slater is the best ever no question
33:00 <Matthew> Storm's depth is the best in the NRL
33:00 <Matthew> they will continue winning
36:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
38:00 <Matthew> there will be a hiccup or two on the way to the finals... as there is every year... but they will be there on GF Day
38:00 <Matthew> and once there... who knows?
41:00 <couleurs> go da dees
41:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
41:00 <couleurs> Sumbean :)
41:00 <Sunbeam> hey Colours...long time no see :)
42:00 <TheRon> send me an angel
42:00 <couleurs> Yeap :)
42:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doin?
42:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRon :)
42:00 <couleurs> i'm ok... n u?
42:00 <Sunbeam> i'm good thanks
42:00 <Sunbeam> thought i'd have a trip down under an see what's happenin'?
43:00 <TheRon> sounds like code
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
43:00 <Sunbeam> code?
43:00 <TheRon> the trip down under
44:00 <Sunbeam> hmmm ...well me being a bloody pom...i thought that was what australia was called?
44:00 <TheRon> oh it is
44:00 <Sunbeam> hey if you are down under...does that mean we brits are up over?
45:00 <couleurs> ;)
46:00 <Sunbeam> is it feeding time in aus?
46:00 <TheRon> yes!
47:00 <Sunbeam> so.. Colours...what u been up to?
48:00 <couleurs> watchen da euros!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <TheRon> is leichtenstein in it?
48:00 <Sunbeam> oh no ...football......borrrrrrring lol
48:00 <couleurs> :p
48:00 <Sunbeam> :P~
49:00 <couleurs> ofcourse naught Ron, don't be rediculouse
50:00 <faux> i bin missssin ur strawberry kisses
50:00 <TheRon> i just like saying liechtenstein
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi faux :)
50:00 <couleurs> he's frankenstein's brother right?
50:00 <faux> hii frand
50:00 <robot> hi Sunbeam
50:00 <faux> how u
50:00 <Sunbeam> I-Robot :)
50:00 <TheRon> it's a country
51:00 <Sunbeam> wow ...was march last time i popped in here
53:00 <TheRon> come and see me, make me smile
53:00 <faux> coxuwibrzlsn its so cold what on earth
54:00 <Sunbeam> steve harley & cockney rebel ... TheRon?
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <Matthew> SYDNEY - 5:54pm 17° CLEAR
54:00 <Matthew> MELBOURNE - 5:54pm 10° WINDY
55:00 <TheRon> brits winning the test tonight?
55:00 <Matthew> 3-0
56:00 <TheRiddler> faux :(
56:00 <TheRiddler> dragons lost
56:00 <Sunbeam> England 08:55 am 13° cloudy
56:00 <faux> score?
57:00 <TheRiddler> umm just a sec
57:00 <TheRiddler> I turned it off
58:00 <Matthew> LONDON - 8:58am 16° (61F) OVERCAST
58:00 <TheRiddler> we were going well till they scored a contraversial try
58:00 <TheRon> which is better, le tour or wimbeldon?
58:00 <Matthew> Dogs won 34-16
01:00 <TheRiddler> the player passed flicked the ball in the air and grabbed it again when he shrugged a tackle causing the dragons to second guess whether he passing it off and failed to tackle him
01:00 <Matthew> oh yes! Family Feud is on. I forgot it's Monday night
01:00 <TheRiddler> kind of like handballing it to yourself 
02:00 <TheRiddler> commentators dont know what to think of it lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> the umps ruled it as a legitimate pass
03:00 <TheRon> haven't heard status quo in ages
05:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/fortafyfans/videos/1551993858228284/
06:00 <TheRiddler> mute the bloody song
10:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me! oh Vienna!
15:00 <TheRon> what a night of football, there talking footy, afl 360, on the couch and footy classified
17:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel, you torn your dress, rebel rebel and your face is a mess
21:00 <Sunbeam> hi immutable :)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello peeps n’ freaks!
21:00 <Sunbeam> hi katatonic_kate01 :)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
22:00 <faux> k8
22:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:00 <Matthew> good evening to the sublime katatonic_kate01
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai peeps!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:00 <faux> me toes r cold
23:00 <faux> b u
23:00 <faux> n u
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastical.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think I ate for 800 peeps today.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> then nana napped in the arvo. Was choice.
24:00 <TheRiddler> nice
24:00 <TheRon> i drove all night
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> twas.
25:00 <faux> choice bru
25:00 <TheRiddler> cold toes suck
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <faux> tenks
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <faux> ye
25:00 <faux> just put second pair of sockies on
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> got socks ?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna get the lil sockette… kinda slippers
25:00 <faux> i should prob turn me heater on but i always regret it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re lined with wool
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well looks like wool… prob fake
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> cottonwool
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: the hubby letting you rest?
26:00 <faux> my hot neighbours hot friends came over yo pick him for soccet
26:00 <faux> and i was havin a perv like a creeper
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Of course he is. I nana nap all the time. Preg or not :P
27:00 <TheRon> good hubby
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux being a creeper
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yah, he is the best hubby.
27:00 <faux> excuse me internet how dare you 
27:00 <faux> did u get what i said before i was rudely interrupted 
27:00 <faux> oh good
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah being a creeper
27:00 <faux> then they spoke turkish and i was like
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <faux> stop it
27:00 <faux> not sexy guise 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are some smoking hawt guys in me block too…. and I always see em when i’m in me undies and an over sizeed t-shirt, hair everywhere....
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> (head hair)
28:00 <TheRon> so you can tell the diff between leb and turkish?
28:00 <faux> hot
28:00 <faux> the language?
28:00 <TheRon> yes
28:00 <faux> or the people?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah….. LOL
28:00 <faux> rhich one
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos you’d be able to tell the difference - DUH!
29:00 <faux> the l anguage i can tell cos i dont understand turkish.. lol
29:00 <faux> and they speak with a lot of ksh
29:00 <faux> ksh ksh ksh
29:00 <faux> and looks wise turk guys are paler than lebs
29:00 <TheRon> god bless those ottomans
30:00 <faux> and the really dorky ones always wear all white trackies
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and adidas flip flops wiif socks
31:00 <TheRon> i stereotype turks as being drug dealers
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… ok.
32:00 <faux> lol not all
32:00 <faux> just a few in auburn
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fully
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> auburn has some deliish food
32:00 <faux> also every turkish penis ive seen has been like
32:00 <faux> ...
32:00 <faux> gigantic
32:00 <faux> no joke like ridiculously huge
32:00 <TheRon> no more black penis jokes
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, haven’t sampled aye
33:00 <faux> ive only seen 3 Turk dongs but still thats p good odds
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <TheRon> more turkish penis
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> do they look like kebabs?
33:00 <TheRiddler> :p
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <TheRon> such an enormous sausage
33:00 <faux> sometimes i wish i could slap u a bit
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> every time the child watches kung fu panda she turns into a fucking killing machine
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> doing kicks off the lounge and then dancing with 900 scarfs!
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> i love that movie
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai alovelia
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it’s grea once. NOT 9087890 million
36:00 <Matthew> Lauren on Neighbours is such a slut
36:00 <amelia> hai crasheh
36:00 <amelia> wots up
36:00 <TheRon> make her watch bloodsport
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> not much
36:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
36:00 <amelia> me hungy
37:00 <TheRiddler> hungy like a donkey
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
38:00 <TheRon> i wanna get my nephew and sit him odan and watch moneyball
38:00 <TheRon> teach him the value of money
38:00 <faux> sit him odan
38:00 <TheRiddler> he'll be asleep by halfway through probably
39:00 <TheRon> prop his eyes open with matchsticks
39:00 <TheRiddler> what about draft day
39:00 <TheRiddler> that's more interesting
39:00 <TheRon> that could work
39:00 <TheRon> but it has kevin costner
44:00 <TheRon> michael bay is the worst director ever
48:00 <TheRon> whoever made alvin purple was a genius
50:00 <Matthew> whitney!!!
50:00 <TheRon> mike?
51:00 <Matthew> no. HOUSTON.
51:00 <Matthew> divine
52:00 <TheRon> nik kershaw - the riddle
52:00 <Matthew> i'm every woman on at the moment
52:00 <Matthew> how relevant
56:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13413553_1763902877180534_2552492184735631699_n.jpg?oh=92bf0915cd13f0774b4b89bdd86cde2b&oe=57CC9114
57:00 <TheRon> gf?
58:00 <Serenity> poor faux
58:00 <Doodle> no thank you
58:00 <TheRon> is faux's head gonna fit that?
58:00 <TheRon> :P
00:00 <Doodle> its got wingnuts so u can separate it
00:00 <faux> excuse me
00:00 <Doodle> hi
00:00 <TheRon> hello
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <faux> kinky
00:00 <faux> when am i comin over 
01:00 <Doodle> eheheee
01:00 <TheRon> duran duran - come undone
12:00 <TheRon> 12345 senses working overtime
29:00 <zaim> anyones netbank down?
29:00 <zaim> mobile
30:00 <robot> ye
30:00 <robot> urs
31:00 <couleurs> n u
31:00 <faux> looollll
32:00 <emuls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NKDssz5vh4
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Extreme Couponing Lisa &April Season 3 Episode 6 Views: 234,625 Uploader: lisa Green Uploaded: Jan 13, 2014 Duration: 11m31s Rating: 4.43
32:00 <emuls> i cant believe this shit exists
36:00 <couleurs> it's america, everything exists there...
36:00 <emuls> i knwo
36:00 <emuls> but
36:00 <emuls> still
36:00 <emuls> i'd love to go to america one day just to see weird shit
37:00 <emuls> go to their supermarkets and see all the awful food stuffs
40:00 <couleurs> don't forget da coupons!!!!!!!
41:00 <doctor> or the croutons
41:00 <couleurs> HeEHhe
53:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
53:00 <Doodle> ian thorpe is gay
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> how gay?
56:00 <Doodle> fluoro bum bag & bike shorts
59:00 <partay> i bet Ian Thorpe has a giant rudder too
01:00 <Doodle> thorpedo
04:00 <dematerialised> hi asl
04:00 <faux> 9
04:00 <dematerialised> sorry too old
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <faux> PicArd? 
04:00 <dematerialised> for this carnival ride
07:00 <Doodle> D:
07:00 <Serenity> i just made these guys the best pasta bake
07:00 <Serenity> i wish i was eating it
07:00 <Doodle> i just saw a photo of a vagina
07:00 <Clarkson> flooded the cunt off
08:00 <Doodle> ..
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <couleurs> :p
10:00 <Serenity> rofl Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> its meant to be fucking telstra!!!
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm considering going to sleep now n wake to watch the xbox press conference
10:00 <TheRiddler> tho
10:00 <TheRiddler> I wish it was the sony conference or the nintendo 1
11:00 <robot> TheRiddler i love nintendo i cant wait til mario 3 comes out
11:00 <couleurs> i wish i was a nintendo 2
15:00 <partay> Serenity no carbs ?
15:00 <robot> Super Colours Entertainment System
15:00 <Serenity> I dont eat pasta anymore and I cant eat cheese atm
15:00 <partay> ahh no dairy either
15:00 <partay> cripes.. id stave 
15:00 <Serenity> I AM STARVING
15:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Doodle> eat a dick
16:00 <partay> and bread?
16:00 <Serenity> i can eat bread
16:00 <partay> fuck me 
16:00 <partay> whats left?
16:00 <Serenity> CAN
16:00 <Serenity> i can
16:00 <partay> oh
16:00 <partay> can
16:00 <partay> avo on toast
16:00 <partay> win
16:00 <Serenity> yummo
16:00 <Doodle> NO SEZZ THINK OF THE CARBS
16:00 <Doodle> :D
16:00 <Serenity> im having a chicken salad tonight anyways its just not ready yet
17:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4WrtMuPWo
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Serenity> nahh 2 slices of bread a day are cool
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tinder: The Superhero Movie Views: 1,054,524 Uploader: Rooster Teeth Uploaded: May 30, 2016 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.82
17:00 <Serenity> wholemeal cause white breads dirty
18:00 <partay> i prefer multi to wholemean
18:00 <partay> l
18:00 <Serenity> i dont mind a good multi
18:00 <Serenity> i just buy wholemeal cause the kids complain about 'bits' in their bread
18:00 <partay> the 9 grain 
18:00 <partay> ahhh yeah we buy 2 lots of bread
19:00 <partay> for that reason
19:00 <Serenity> fuckings kids
19:00 <Serenity> whingers
19:00 <partay> back in my day.. it was a sauce sandwich
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> theyre going to grow up to be good dole bludgers aye
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> uncle jim will set them straight
21:00 <TheRiddler> just buy the 1 that looks like white bread
21:00 <dematerialised> BILL!
21:00 <dematerialised> You've outdone yourself!
22:00 <Maurice> Serenity, that chick who left the kids home has said her excuse
23:00 <Maurice> Their passports didn't arrive in time..
23:00 <partay> I drink 1L of Ice Break™ a day.... 20 tea spoons of sugar just in that... Not sure if that is in the recommeded dosage catalogue
23:00 <Serenity> no dole bludgers welcome in this house
23:00 <Serenity> soz
23:00 <dematerialised> was it "the guy promised me cocaine and had a big dick"
23:00 <Serenity> wtf Maurice...
23:00 <Maurice> She's apparently blaming aust post
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, but i have drugs loool
24:00 <Serenity> and?
24:00 <dematerialised> TropicalStormJim when did you swap brains with jerome?
24:00 <Doodle> thats the whole story
24:00 <dematerialised> he's making more sense than you these days
24:00 <Serenity> oh
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> like this?
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At ( Official Video ) Rooty Views: 3,203,893 Uploader: Basement Jaxx Uploaded: Feb 21, 2012 Duration: 4m12s Rating: 4.90
37:00 <dematerialised> i just did the smelliest fart
37:00 <dematerialised> i have offended myself
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> brb gonna go make sure i didnt poop myseof
39:00 <b0yGeorge> hi yall
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> ass-ault
41:00 <b0yGeorge> hows everyone
42:00 <dematerialised> https://www.facebook.com/651764661644985/videos/660519057436212/
44:00 <Serenity> o/
45:00 <Stev1eLoZz> i thght u had an @ ?
45:00 <Serenity> i do
46:00 <dematerialised> i dont respect you any more
46:00 <dematerialised> abusing your power
46:00 <dematerialised> gosh
46:00 <Serenity> damn i just cant win
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <Stev1eLoZz> wwww
46:00 <Stev1eLoZz> awwww
47:00 <Serenity> poor old awolf i spose he needs something to hold on to
47:00 <dematerialised> hanging onto relevancy like it's his exploded intestines
48:00 <dematerialised> ok time to go watch good american cops beat down on the poor working class
48:00 <dematerialised> new COPS season yeow!
49:00 <partay> speaking of poor working class 
49:00 <Picard> evening
49:00 <partay> hi Andrew 
49:00 <Picard> partay still living in fantasy land
49:00 <partay> lol
50:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hi Picard
50:00 <Picard> hi
51:00 <Serenity> i read that as 'poor wanking class'
51:00 <partay> both suitable 
51:00 <Picard> dirty bitch
51:00 <Picard> always thinking off cock
51:00 <Picard> u and partay have a lot in common
52:00 <Serenity> yer
52:00 <Picard> both love the cock
52:00 <Serenity> and
52:00 <robot> ne1 cuddlin 2nite
52:00 <Picard> and, nothing
56:00 <robot> k
56:00 <Serenity> k
56:00 <Picard> k
57:00 <Picard> thoughts on the nutter in america?
57:00 <Stev1eLoZz> a cunt
57:00 <Stev1eLoZz> gad they shot him down
57:00 <Stev1eLoZz> glad
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea wish they'd shoot you, too
58:00 <robot> nice, TropicalStormJim.
58:00 <Picard> harsh
58:00 <robot> classy.
59:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/UKIGceQ
59:00 <amelia> christ almighty
00:00 <Serenity> holy shit
00:00 <Serenity> i need that
00:00 <robot> amelia's lunch
00:00 <Serenity> x4
00:00 <Stev1eLoZz> the one who massacred 52 ppl?
00:00 <Stev1eLoZz> or whatever it was
00:00 <amelia> isn't it truly amazing
00:00 <amelia> sent direct from heaven
01:00 <Stev1eLoZz> in orlando>
03:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/lldbTyh
03:00 <amelia> my life
03:00 <Serenity> rofl
04:00 <Serenity> its why i rarely say mean things anymore i go too far and im like damn gurl... why u dod at
04:00 <amelia> bwahahahaah
04:00 <amelia> at least you have self control
04:00 <Serenity> only took 29 years to get some
04:00 <Serenity> haha
05:00 <amelia> damn it I'm 29 too where's mine
05:00 <amelia> you have kids tho
05:00 <faux> old fux
05:00 <Serenity> yeah that prob makes a diff
05:00 <amelia> they would have taught you patience
05:00 <Serenity> its scary thinking that ive learned patience tbh because i have zero haha but i have more than i had before kids
06:00 <partay> robot how many days now till you drown the gf?
06:00 <amelia> I feel like motherhood would turn out very bad for me
06:00 <robot> 2-3 weeks
06:00 <amelia> strangle a kid or something
06:00 <amelia> no one wants that
06:00 <Serenity> ehh you get hormones that tell you you arent allowed to eat them
07:00 <amelia> i guess they grow up kinda cool
07:00 <partay> robot nice 
07:00 <amelia> when they have their own lil personality
07:00 <Serenity> theyre not too bad after like 6
07:00 <amelia> its jus the baby stage is scary
07:00 <faux> sif my sissy is amazen
07:00 <Serenity> the baby stage is fucking horrible
07:00 <amelia> like y r u so lil 4
07:00 <Serenity> yeah cause you get to send her home faux
07:00 <faux> lolllll
07:00 <amelia> will u break?????
07:00 <faux> nah shes p good tbh
08:00 <faux> she sleeps lioe 45 hours a day
08:00 <Serenity> its not exactly that they are bad
08:00 <Serenity> its just tiring
08:00 <Serenity> like you dont get a break
08:00 <amelia> i want her life
08:00 <faux> ye true
08:00 <amelia> wot about the husband
08:00 <amelia> do they jus work
08:00 <faux> i get tired just bein there a few hours
08:00 <faux> and all we do is play
08:00 <Serenity> least with my two the age they are now if i want to go have a nap i can be all.. im sleeping for an hour dont burn the house down
08:00 <faux> and im liKE ok enough now im tired ty
08:00 <Serenity> and its all good
08:00 <faux> and shes runninbin circles
08:00 <faux> how do theychave so much energy
09:00 <faux> i wosh i had like 0.4 ofher energy
09:00 <Serenity> ants energy is off the charts
09:00 <Serenity> i dont even have 1/10 of it
09:00 <Picard> want to see a pic of my misstres?
09:00 <faux> haha
09:00 <faux> no
09:00 <faux> is she a sweet potato
09:00 <Picard> fuck u faux
09:00 <faux> lolowlaoalaolllll
09:00 <Picard> https://www.passiondolls.com/product/sex-doll-sandy-b
09:00 <faux> laughin so hard at me own joke rn
10:00 <Serenity> my back is hurtin
10:00 <Picard> get a massage
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont care
11:00 <Serenity> no one cares what you care about taco
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> are you suggesting i am no one?
11:00 <faux> hehehe
11:00 <Serenity> if the shoe fits
12:00 <Picard> fuck it
13:00 <faux> if the shoe fits.. fuck it.
13:00 <faux> wise words
14:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Picard> yes
16:00 <Picard> u arab whore
17:00 <Serenity> is her being arab relevant to anything?
17:00 <Picard> yes
17:00 <Serenity> like?
17:00 <Picard> id call u an aussie whore, of you were one
19:00 <Serenity> but why is it relevant
19:00 <Serenity> why not just a whore
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> thx sez
19:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <Picard> wtf
20:00 <Serenity> npz x0x
20:00 <Picard> http://news.sky.com/story/1711169/qatar-rape-victim-convicted-of-adultery
20:00 <Picard> i like to define peoples race
20:00 <Picard> like, im an aussie cunt.
21:00 <faux> fat potato 
21:00 <faux> is a better definition
22:00 <Serenity> loll
23:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:00 <Picard> fuck off 
23:00 <Clarkson> where is my nightly blowjob hey
24:00 <Picard> u arab biatch
24:00 <Picard> :P
24:00 <couleurs> grow a brein, moran
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> omg i fink i mite be metrosexual
25:00 <Picard> im going to bed to watch criminal minds
25:00 <Picard> night cunts
25:00 <robot> mm
28:00 <couleurs> Bye Goregeous Costanser
28:00 <amsy> hello
28:00 <amsy> :&
29:00 <faux> lollllll
29:00 <faux> glorp cabanas 
29:00 <couleurs> hello amsy :y
29:00 <robot> hi amso
31:00 <faux> hi bb
31:00 <robot> ICE baby momma
31:00 <faux> do u know what ice means
31:00 <robot> yes
31:00 <faux> ok
32:00 <faux> GooD
32:00 <couleurs> i cake ermergerd
32:00 <robot> i used to have one when i had a 3315 but since my contacts are all passcode protected i dont anymore
33:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> jeez
34:00 <faux> phones on lockdown
34:00 <Serenity> is that the emergency thing
34:00 <robot> ye
34:00 <robot> In Case of Emergency
34:00 <Serenity> i have a thing that scrolls across my lock screen
34:00 <Serenity> in case of emergency please call ....
34:00 <robot> android?
34:00 <Serenity> yuh
35:00 <robot> well thats not gonna connect to anything if they dial 5 dots what good dat gonna do
35:00 <robot> 4
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <faux> im painting a paddlepop stick
36:00 <faux> i need a life
36:00 <Serenity> im laying here with my fat gut hanging over me trackies
36:00 <robot> i'm about to watch the last episode of this show
36:00 <faux> YES
37:00 <faux> theres a BiG SuRPriSe
37:00 <robot> zacs wife looks pretty good for someone who just had a baby
38:00 <robot> hes gettin emo
39:00 <amsy> i want to make my own icypoles
39:00 <amsy> thousands of them
39:00 <couleurs> i'm picken n flicken
40:00 <robot> AfTeRmaTH
40:00 <amsy> lol omg
41:00 <thestig> snow isnt enough
45:00 <amsy> salve stiggio
45:00 <amsy> i watch plebs
45:00 <amsy> watched
50:00 <thestig> salve amsy
50:00 <thestig> it was so good
51:00 <Doodle> [21:35] <Serenity> im laying here with my fat gut hanging over me trackies
51:00 <Doodle> twins
51:00 <thestig> doodle i heard a joke today
51:00 <Serenity> wanna rub tummies?
51:00 <thestig> "are you a gorilla enclosure? cause i want to drop a kid in you"
52:00 <Serenity> like sexy buddhas
52:00 <robot> yes Serenity
52:00 <Clarkson> Kai Greene is the shapely mass monster in my book...  but, screwing the grapefruit probably didnt help
52:00 <Doodle> loool stig
52:00 <robot> ye pld
52:00 <robot> ty
54:00 <nubbymcnu> salve landlord
54:00 <partay> aim a little lower Serenity
54:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/13427818_10154010181087839_2024461858106307454_n.jpg?oh=a2a6d66c51dc2c4488df4dce4ab97af3&oe=57CB0C1E&__gda__=1476822771_08b9b85e83d842e07f1640944d7a7f8d
56:00 <faux> LOL stig
57:00 <immutable> Fucking Facebook post cheesed my computer 
57:00 <faux> an denn
57:00 <Doodle> faux: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/13450848_10154010181027839_5090498775385262684_n.jpg?oh=290138bea184e62eb424e8edc0abb6e7&oe=57FEBDAA&__gda__=1477274868_e53f27e25d5f1231a304725ef469960f
58:00 <thestig> hahaha
58:00 <faux> rofl
58:00 <faux> me irl
58:00 <Doodle> haha
58:00 <faux> ive sniffed too much nail polsih again 
59:00 <faux> my left eye is all -_o
01:00 <robot> nah ur right ur typing is up 2 its usual standard
01:00 <amelia> FAUX
01:00 <amelia> dis is you
01:00 <amelia> to a tee
01:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/AoJpz2w
01:00 <faux> uh oh
01:00 <Doodle> feasing
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <amelia> how fuckin accurate is that in describing you
02:00 <Clarkson> it was this one lol a fucking hour
02:00 <faux> meanwhile i make the mosttypos
02:00 <faux> it is
02:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
02:00 <faux> Mufussa
02:00 <amelia> Bread.
02:00 <robot> Look harder.
02:00 <partay> Floss sammich me 
02:00 <Floss> Just found out my best mate uses ie
03:00 <Floss> I told her she is adorable
03:00 <faux> so naming my son that
03:00 <faux> rofl
03:00 <Floss> Now I'm setting her straight
03:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
03:00 <Doodle> Flosscarmayerweiner
03:00 <Floss> Dooooooooooooodle
04:00 <Doodle> have u left ur hubby to run away with me yet
04:00 <Doodle> i'm getting impatient
04:00 <Floss> Not yet I like his willy
04:00 <Doodle> i may have to find someone else
04:00 <Doodle> if u dont hurry
04:00 <robot> hehehehehe
04:00 <robot> his willy
04:00 <robot> Doodle i can recommend some good 1s
04:00 <Floss> :/ I will find the strength to be ok with that
05:00 <Doodle> o ye
05:00 <robot> Long live the King.
06:00 <Floss> I'm watching the 3rd jurassic
06:00 <Floss> Technically the 2nd I don't think the lost world should count
06:00 <Doodle> i just did a 2hr lesson on ethics in marketing, made me want to play grand theft auto
07:00 <robot> ye
07:00 <robot> the 3rd 1 wasnt ne better floss
08:00 <Doodle> so i will bblzzz
10:00 <partay> Doodle how many chicks n your calss are you banging?
10:00 <Serenity> just the 73 year old russian woman
13:00 <Serenity> scoopon keeps emailing me about 1 hour facials... I feel like im being drafted to porn
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb voting for tony abbott
17:00 <Serenity> k hurry back
17:00 <robot> r u doin me a massage Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> i am im having you a massage
18:00 <robot> ehhehe
19:00 <partay> georgie hows your bum for grubs ?
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> eating chipa
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> chips
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wut
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> any1 see the gay shootings
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im looking to my merc
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> buy
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> i kinda wanna fuck meghan trainor
24:00 <Clarkson> i just dont know the fuck these mental retards come from
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> i should let her know
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats megand
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> who is megan
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 75,501,379 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.57
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ok
25:00 <couleurs> ok
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dunno the big deal with the gay shootings 
26:00 <Clarkson> Naww Serenity I missed you too you sexy bitch ;-)
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its just a lifestyle
26:00 <Serenity> i didnt go anywhere m8
26:00 <SandorClegane> and iiii-eeee-iiiiii
26:00 <SandorClegane> will always kill youuuuu
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gay is one of those over represented stuff
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> gays are unfairly taxed just because they have more disposable income because they dont have children
29:00 <Clarkson> beehhh you pussy
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its just a lifestyle
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lesbians r sexy tho
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its so nice so gentle
31:00 <Floss> I don't care for that Meghan Trainor song
31:00 <Serenity> God you're an unbelievable shit cunt
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> Floss, would you fuck her, though?
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> i would
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im bloke m8
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> i mean she isnt stunning or anything but id still like to put one through her
31:00 <Floss> Nope
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how ya garn bloke alright?
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeah id put some george seed in
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but not stunning my taste 
33:00 <partay> georgie youd dont have a taste
33:00 <Floss> I think her lyrics are a bit fucked
34:00 <SandorClegane> floss did you see the horse link i pasted earlier?
34:00 <Floss> If a bloke sung them he'd be in deep shit
34:00 <Floss> Nah
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> id spare a few sperms for that megan
34:00 <SandorClegane> [18:43:16] <+dematerialised> https://www.facebook.com/651764661644985/videos/660519057436212/
34:00 <SandorClegane> ^^^
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but not my top brass sperms
35:00 <couleurs> cool dog
35:00 <robot> george's top brass sperms
35:00 <Floss> Lol I wouldve done that
35:00 <SandorClegane> haha
35:00 <SandorClegane> move bitch!
35:00 <Floss> Cept mine would stop
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> beeh m8 is that u
35:00 <Floss> Cause he doesn't wear blinkers and doesn't get the shit flogged out of him
36:00 <SandorClegane> i like how her lifeless corpse slowly rolls over after being hip-and-shouldered by that beast
36:00 <couleurs> why do ppl still pay attention to georgeandwell_alpha pls? he's another retard like the beehhhh or Picard
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wasnt paying attention
36:00 <Floss> Lol when I stack it all you hear is fuck and cunt repeatedly
36:00 <faux> cos idiets
36:00 <Floss> Very loud
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i swore beeh was the gay shooter 4 sure
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> kinda like how i feel about meghan trainor...
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> somehoe he got a visa to usa
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux, we should have sex
37:00 <Floss> Yeah so wtf happened? Another shooting?
37:00 <Floss> I've been crook the last few days
37:00 <faux> that's fantastic faux to you
38:00 <robot> Fantastic Ms Faux
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> i will call you fantastic faux after youve been banging your head like slayers playing in my lap
38:00 <faux> lil
38:00 <faux> lol.
38:00 <Floss> Only a small lol
39:00 <robot> jus a lil one
39:00 <Floss> Fucking coughing can go fuck itself
39:00 <Floss> Cunted fuck
39:00 <Clarkson> Maurice dont get all op high and give shit to me then ban me when i give you shit back ok.
39:00 <faux> i mean that woulda been hot if literally anyone else but trevor said it
39:00 <SandorClegane> but faux
39:00 <Maurice> Eat a bag of dicks Clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> like i keep the pieter's wank video
39:00 <SandorClegane> taco works out
39:00 <SandorClegane> and has an 8 inch dick
40:00 <faux> oh ok
40:00 <SandorClegane> he's a real mamn
40:00 <SandorClegane> man*
40:00 <faux> who r u
40:00 <Floss> Why do they have to make every fucking movie into a romance
40:00 <Immutable> I know...
40:00 <Floss> Why can't it just be a dinosaur movie
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> for the first time im actually tempted to post pics
40:00 <Immutable> why can't they just shoot the bad guy
40:00 <Immutable> in the dick
40:00 <Clarkson> thatsb ecause ur busy sucking them you fag
40:00 <faux> go on
40:00 <SandorClegane> do it taco
40:00 <SandorClegane> so we can laugh
41:00 <Floss> The marks on their faces aren't even beli3vable
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok that didnt last long
41:00 <SandorClegane> you're a pussy
41:00 <SandorClegane> harden up
41:00 <Floss> It's like the makeup crew thought fuck it the movie will tank anyway
41:00 <Immutable> what movie are we talking about here?
41:00 <SandorClegane> a romance movie apparently
42:00 <Floss> Jurassic park
42:00 <SandorClegane> haha
42:00 <Immutable> rofl
42:00 <faux> is thst demat
42:00 <SandorClegane> Jurrasic Park the romance novel
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> I should just go back to designing murals for the side of my van
42:00 <Floss> Technically the third one but 2nd in my eyes
42:00 <SandorClegane> no this is patrick
42:00 <faux> o
42:00 <faux> so yes
42:00 <Immutable> oh that one
42:00 <Floss> I don't count lost world
42:00 <SandorClegane> NO THIS IS PATRICK
42:00 <Immutable> yeah that was a piece of shit
42:00 <SandorClegane> but yes
42:00 <SandorClegane> it's me
43:00 <Immutable> without the shitty love story the movie would have been even more horrible
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux, thats why we should have sex. The mural on my van can be us having sex captioned with "uncle jims fantastic faux"
43:00 <Clarkson> shes laughing at herself ? cummed cunt ?
43:00 <Immutable> THE BRITISH NANNY WAS HOT!
43:00 <Floss> I'm talking about the third one for fucks sake
43:00 <Clarkson> By rubbing my enormous schlong
43:00 <Floss> With sam neil
44:00 <Floss> You dumb cunts
44:00 <Clarkson> If I get a bf, i'm going to tell him of my exemption of sex with someone else list
44:00 <SandorClegane> i wish sam neil was my dad
44:00 <Maurice> Chris Pratt needed to be naked more in that movie
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> omg faux are you masturbating
44:00 <robot> gnite
45:00 <dematerialised> nini mr roboto
45:00 <Immutable> Floss, you're a very angry person
45:00 <faux> not yet Trevor 
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> lemme know when you are
45:00 <faux> sure
45:00 <Floss> Stupid ppl make me angry
46:00 <dematerialised> why are you on irc then
46:00 <dematerialised> it's a fucking inbred cesspit of stupidity
46:00 <Floss> It fuels my hatefire
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <dematerialised> it's the only thing that keeps you warm at night
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill just be here suckling on a cold roast chicken
47:00 <Floss> I've had some clinkers now I might have a cuppa tea
47:00 <dematerialised> mmm clinkers
47:00 <Immutable> ...
47:00 <Serenity> i want chocolate so bad
47:00 <partay> floss i love clinkers 
47:00 <Immutable> I R CONFUSED
47:00 <Immutable> I had chocolate today and yesterday
47:00 <Immutable> it cures my feel bads
47:00 <Floss> I haven't had them for ages not bad
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> hard as a rock baby
48:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i ate chocolate
48:00 <Floss> Might have a cuppa tea and a scotch finger
48:00 <dematerialised> ok that was actually a little bit funny taco
48:00 <dematerialised> good work
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> havent you ever done that? the old ice magic on the cock?
48:00 <Floss> Lol then I get to make that cake
48:00 <Floss> So much bad shit this week
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> then she sucks you off and gets a goey centre and is somehow disappointed about it
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> but hey she shouldn't be fat, then it wouldnt happen
49:00 <Immutable> Serenity, are you thin now?
49:00 <Floss> Gaaaay
49:00 <Floss> When the guy comes out of the water
49:00 <Serenity> are you fantasizing about kate again taco
49:00 <Floss> Super gay
49:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKGmoXJE5w
49:00 <Serenity> no Immutable im fat
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gay Seal. Views: 120,650 Uploader: Manaiah Thompson Uploaded: Jul 27, 2012 Duration: 0m3s Rating: 4.64
49:00 <Floss> Fkn kill yourselves
49:00 <Immutable> Serenity, I remember someone saying you had over 9000 chins
49:00 <dematerialised> this is why i like Floss
49:00 <Serenity> yeah close
49:00 <Floss> Fat n sassy child!
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, im going to cum to her house on the back of a horse
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <Maurice> Yes, 9000 chins seems very realistic..
50:00 <Floss> Coz of hatefire DeMar?
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> with a bunch of villagers carrying torches most of whom dislike monsters like kate
50:00 <dematerialised> yes Flooossy
50:00 <Floss> DeMar ...
50:00 <dematerialised> exactly
50:00 <dematerialised> i like how k9 has destroyed taco
50:00 <Floss> Well its bad acting and stupidity they can just fkn die
51:00 <dematerialised> to the point where he whinges about here when she isnt even here
51:00 <Serenity> i wonder what kate ever did
51:00 <Floss> Fkn tea leoni
51:00 <Floss> Cunt
51:00 <Floss> Eat the bitch
51:00 <Floss> Ofcourse not cause the raptor doesn't eat trash
51:00 <Serenity> theres always a single incident that causes the guys on this network to pick a female and harass her exclusively
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
51:00 <dematerialised> it's called rejection
51:00 <dematerialised> their fragile egos cant handleit
51:00 <dematerialised> haha
52:00 <Serenity> like skirmish and Lumeah
52:00 <Floss> Attack me
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> im harrassing her?
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe you shouldn't bring her up?
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> then i wont talk about her?
52:00 <Floss> Itll be cool to have death by fat bitch on horseback arrow to the chest on a tombstone
52:00 <Floss> Come at me cunt
53:00 <dematerialised> you're too much of a man for him Floss
53:00 <Serenity> i mentioned her just now but you literally always bring her up
53:00 <Serenity> so dont pretend like im the reason you talk about her lol
53:00 <Floss> I have a printout from my doc proving my testosterone is too high to even reproduce
53:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
53:00 <Floss> My body jeeps murdering the speed and egg
53:00 <Floss> So come at me cunt
53:00 <Floss> Sperm rather
53:00 <Serenity> are there meds for that floss
53:00 <dematerialised> one day you woke up and you were like, where did this hairy nut come from
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> floss u lil slut i bet uve had more bands in you than an apple store
54:00 <Floss> I would be offended if I wasn't sorry for you for using apple as a diss
54:00 <Floss> You must be 7
54:00 <Floss> Bed time you little cunt
54:00 <Clarkson> and it seems improbable that a giraffe could get that low to fuck a donkey
54:00 <dematerialised> i dunno about that Clarkson, love makes people do all kinds of crazy things
54:00 <Clarkson> he stole your bacon cunt
55:00 <Floss> But it managed cause your mums aroubd
55:00 <Floss> Hey is b1 dead
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah, some sick bastard keeps joining with his irc client
56:00 <Floss> Hes actually dead?
56:00 <dematerialised> no lol
56:00 <Floss> Oh
56:00 <partay> he just looks dead
56:00 <dematerialised> i mean i heard he frequents gay nightclubs in orlando a lot
56:00 <dematerialised> but i think he got out ok
57:00 <partay> Floss are you tappable?
57:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hey yall
57:00 <Floss> My husband would say no
57:00 <partay> what does he know
58:00 <dematerialised> no partay you can not have Floss's nudes
58:00 <partay> what does your boyfriend say
58:00 <partay> dematerialised i have my wifes nuded here 
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> he says my ass is like his garage
58:00 <partay> want one ?
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> giant and dirty
58:00 <dematerialised> does your wife know you go onto IRC and look for nudes of irc women?
58:00 <Floss> Has waix been around?
58:00 <faux> someone link porn ty
58:00 <dematerialised> nah Floss
58:00 <Floss> Ask him for his wife's nudes
59:00 <partay> dematerialised i share them with her 
59:00 <dematerialised> you don't have a wife you retard
59:00 <Floss> I'm sure he hands them out on street corners with her resume on the other side
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <Lumeah> partay: 
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux, i keep all my porn on my nas so if it ever gets seized i can get free gym membership for life
59:00 <Lumeah> 🐓 
59:00 <partay> dematerialised who doesnt have a wife?
59:00 <Floss> I dont
59:00 <faux> what 
59:00 <Floss> Riddles
59:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
00:00 <TheRiddler> hai
00:00 <dematerialised> wb TheRiddler
00:00 <partay> dematerialised is dribbling again
00:00 <Floss> Hai five
00:00 <faux> 🎃
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's bucketing down
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol pumpkin
00:00 <Floss> Iga had no thai curry soup
00:00 <TheRiddler> damn
00:00 <Floss> Could've punched someone
00:00 <faux> 🎈
00:00 <Floss> But yer rain and shit hey
00:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or do coles in town suck
01:00 <Floss> Fucking annoying
01:00 <Floss> Yeah I'm more a woolies person
01:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hi TheRiddler
01:00 <TheRiddler> hai
01:00 <faux> 🐛
01:00 <faux> 🍌
01:00 <TheRiddler> next time I'll see if my bro can take me to the orana 1
01:00 <Floss> The new one is ok I spose
01:00 <dematerialised> 🏃
02:00 <Floss> I just prefer woolies for some reason
02:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler couldn't handle the emoji 👮
02:00 <dematerialised> look at me doin a sick wheelie  🚴🏻 🚵🏻
02:00 <faux> 👿
04:00 <TheRiddler> poop
04:00 <Clarkson> at least were not nazis
04:00 <TheRiddler> nein clarky
04:00 <Clarkson> Its lesbian porn you huge faggots
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> 🏿 i'm wheelie`n
04:00 <IthinkNot> evening all
05:00 <dematerialised> aww that didn't work
05:00 <dematerialised> good evening IthinkNot
05:00 <IthinkNot> hi dematerialised
05:00 <dematerialised> how are you on this frigid eve
05:00 <TheRiddler> microsoft conference tonight ppl
05:00 <dematerialised> thanks TheRiddler is it casual or do i have to wear a tie?
05:00 <TheRiddler> 12:30am perth time
06:00 <TheRiddler> casual
06:00 <dematerialised> excellent
06:00 <IthinkNot> im toasty warm thx dematerialised and you 
06:00 <couleurs> Pants Optional :p
06:00 <dematerialised> im getting there, my toes are frozen haha
06:00 <IthinkNot> ive had coonara going all evening 
07:00 <dematerialised> im not familiar with that word
07:00 <dematerialised> is that a heater or something?
07:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised wood fire one
07:00 <dematerialised> ah fairymuff
07:00 <IthinkNot> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> i could go turn the heating on but that means id have to sell my ass twice as hard on the corner to pay the bills
08:00 <dematerialised> i think i can just wear trackies instead
08:00 <IthinkNot> hahahaha
09:00 <IthinkNot> hrmm might be a tad cold standing on any corner at moment
09:00 <dematerialised> that it is
12:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/kVILQGz.jpg
15:00 <Serenity> mm heater
16:00 <IthinkNot> wtf is with windows trying to peer preasure me into installing win 10
16:00 <dematerialised> join us
16:00 <dematerialised> we have cookies
19:00 <Serenity> it doesnt hassle me
22:00 <frayedknot> IthinkNot: http://www.sandraandwoo.com/comics/2016-06-09-0793-an-offer-you-cant-refuse-ww.png
22:00 <dematerialised> haha, haven't seen that one before
24:00 <IthinkNot> whos the spammer
24:00 <dematerialised> you're going to have to elaborate on that
26:00 <frayedknot> i'm not a spammer :(
26:00 <dematerialised> maybe a spanner
26:00 <couleurs> Hi RooM
26:00 <dematerialised> hello n e other goss?
26:00 <faux> didney worl
27:00 <couleurs> watchen espain vs czeks
27:00 <IthinkNot> frayedknot its starting to feel a bit like that 
27:00 <couleurs> n u?
27:00 <dematerialised> i am currently chatting with babes on irc
27:00 <couleurs> Pics
28:00 <Floss> Yeah I think so yeah. I'm a bit more about the future of the best way to clean horses and have a really great.
28:00 <Maurice> Females on irc, don't be ridic
28:00 <Floss> Lol I have one for the last 2 hours ago
28:00 <dematerialised> i uploaded a pic of the irc babes i am talking to couleurs for you because i am a good person
28:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/oJoKKV5.png?1
29:00 <couleurs> Ew.
29:00 <dematerialised> excuse me don't be rude
29:00 <dematerialised> i think she's beautiful
29:00 <Floss> Then you have to be sooooo patient. he was going to cause a bit of time and money
29:00 <dematerialised> floss who the hell are you talking to
30:00 <dematerialised> how high are you right now
30:00 <Floss> Lol the boys are doing well
30:00 <Serenity> o.O
30:00 <Serenity> havei got someone on ignore
30:00 <dematerialised> i must do as well
31:00 <dematerialised> i have no idea wtf she is talking about
31:00 <Floss> Lol predictive text sentences
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> god fucking dammit Floss
31:00 <Floss> Bahahaha
31:00 <dematerialised> im like what the actual fuck is she on
31:00 <Serenity> fucker
32:00 <Serenity> that used to be my trick on here to send pieter insane and then like 6 months later it turned up as a pic thing on fb and everyones doing it like its new
32:00 <Floss> Lol, but the salon and the kids are going to do some research on this page for your business
32:00 <Serenity> excuse me!
32:00 <dematerialised> i was legitimately getting anxious
32:00 <dematerialised> i was like, has she been hacked?
32:00 <dematerialised> should i tell her?
32:00 <Floss> I've done it for a while to send ppl mental on fb messenger
32:00 <Serenity> hahah
32:00 <Serenity> pieter used to talk to me
32:00 <Serenity> for hours
32:00 <Serenity> it was hilarious
33:00 <Floss> That's just adorbs
33:00 <IthinkNot> oh is pieter still around 
33:00 <Floss> He is so insane it would make sense
33:00 <dematerialised> no
33:00 <Serenity> he isnt
33:00 <Serenity> thank god
33:00 <dematerialised> pieter died of a drug overdose
33:00 <IthinkNot> no
33:00 <Floss> Really?
33:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately his smack habit caught up with him
33:00 <Maurice> More like he'd talk at you
33:00 <dematerialised> he spent a while in rehab but then relapsed
33:00 <dematerialised> and yeah
33:00 <IthinkNot> are you serious
33:00 <dematerialised> basically rip pieter
33:00 <Floss> Serious?
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah
34:00 <Floss> Bloody hell...
34:00 <Maurice> Call him Amy Winehouse
34:00 <dematerialised> ^
34:00 <IthinkNot> awww thats really sad
34:00 <Floss> I remember seeing a vid of his on youtube
34:00 <dematerialised> it is kind of, a few irc people have dropped off the perch recently
34:00 <Floss> It was supposed to be about something but it was pure nonsense
34:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised who else
34:00 <dematerialised> loof has also passed on
34:00 <Floss> Woah
34:00 <dematerialised> he was admitted to a mental ward in sydney a while back now
34:00 <Floss> This so weird
34:00 <dematerialised> apparently attempted suicide
35:00 <dematerialised> and yeah
35:00 <dematerialised> he's now also dead
35:00 <IthinkNot> i remeber that nic
35:00 <Floss> How did u find this out?
35:00 <dematerialised> i know everything
35:00 <dematerialised> sorry
35:00 <Floss> :/
35:00 <dematerialised> almost everything
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> DONGS
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
35:00 <Floss> How many vaginas do I have
35:00 <dematerialised> at least one
36:00 <dematerialised> possibly 3
36:00 <IthinkNot> im still tripping on pieter
36:00 <Floss> .....
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> na m8 its all cunt
36:00 <Floss> Sometimes I would be in the mood for his nonsense
36:00 <dematerialised> i can't tell you my secrets Floss
36:00 <dematerialised> just trust me
36:00 <dematerialised> when the time is right i will reveal all
36:00 <Floss> Don't scare me now
37:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised who else
37:00 <Floss> As long as you're not related to me we are cool
37:00 <dematerialised> President_Trump is also mia
37:00 <dematerialised> presumed dead
37:00 <IthinkNot> nup dunno that nic
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah you wouldn't
38:00 <dematerialised> he's a nobody
38:00 <IthinkNot> does stebie chat anymore ?
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah stebie is the ultimate lurker
38:00 <Floss> No
38:00 <Floss> Shadow lurker.
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <Floss> Coz shadows
39:00 <IthinkNot> you guys do know pieter was stebies brother yer ?
39:00 <dematerialised> yeah
39:00 <Tiggier> everyone knows that
39:00 <dematerialised> i should come clean IthinkNot, im a massive troll
39:00 <Floss> It's so weird to think these people have died
39:00 <dematerialised> all the dead people are actually alive
39:00 <dematerialised> you shouldn't believe everything you read on irc
39:00 <dematerialised> :P
39:00 <Maurice> Which is unfortunate for us
39:00 <Floss> Fuck u
40:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised not nice
40:00 <IthinkNot> but thx for coming clean
40:00 <dematerialised> that's ok
40:00 <dematerialised> it sounded like you were taking me seriously
40:00 <dematerialised> rookie mistake
40:00 <dematerialised> everyone's been there
40:00 <Floss> Now you are dead to me
40:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised lol at rookie 
40:00 <Floss> Sounds delicious
41:00 <dematerialised> i hear Floss is delicious
41:00 <dematerialised> you can get it at the carnival
41:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised i was actually feeling sad about pieter 
41:00 <dematerialised> aww
41:00 <Floss> Yeah that's what we do you know that there is anything else if you want to do with the same as my friend
41:00 <dematerialised> that's a shame
41:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised i used to lurk in this channel for many yrs
42:00 <dematerialised> oh really
42:00 <dematerialised> how many times were you banned
42:00 <dematerialised> in that time period
42:00 <IthinkNot> lol i was an op
42:00 <Floss> I want to put a granny chair in the shower
42:00 <dematerialised> solid strat Floss
42:00 <Floss> But I have a bath shower
42:00 <Serenity> IthinkNot was still an op when i was first added here
42:00 <dematerialised> fine i'll behave then
42:00 <dematerialised> thanks for ruining it sezz
42:00 <dematerialised> :P
42:00 <IthinkNot> Serenity that was a while ago now 
43:00 <Serenity> yep D:
43:00 <Floss> I wanna sit there in my nakedness and dribble my sickness everywhere :(
43:00 <dematerialised> aww why are you sick
43:00 <dematerialised> do you ahve the plague?
43:00 <Serenity> soz demat lol
43:00 <Floss> Some cunt
43:00 <Floss> Probably brody he was sick a few days ago
43:00 <dematerialised> burn him and stop the spread
43:00 <IthinkNot> lol
44:00 <Floss> Fkn illness free cunt
44:00 <Serenity> im so happy everyone here had colds a few weeks ago and i didnt get sick at all
44:00 <Floss> I didn't think I was gunna get it
44:00 <IthinkNot> dont breath on me you germos
44:00 <Floss> Then bam wake up sore throat headache
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure the next flu i get will kill me
44:00 <Floss> I was so angry I raped him
44:00 <dematerialised> repeatedly
45:00 <IthinkNot> oh i copped the flu last yr, thought i was going to die
45:00 <dematerialised> yeah the flu absolutely wrecks me
45:00 <Floss> The dog was pissed she was trying to sleep
45:00 <IthinkNot> i hadnt had it in yrs
45:00 <Floss> I don't think this is flu I'm not vomiting n shitting
45:00 <Floss> Just a cold
45:00 <dematerialised> end up with my whole body sore and the lung power of a chinchilla
45:00 <dematerialised> it sucks
46:00 <Serenity> rofl
46:00 <IthinkNot> i was coughing and sneezing up ofo's
46:00 <dematerialised> haha ewww
46:00 <IthinkNot> seriously thought i was dying
46:00 <Floss> If I get pregnant due to angry illness rape I will be thoroughly miffed
47:00 <IthinkNot> i think at one stage i was hoping i would
47:00 <dematerialised> just jump up and down lots
47:00 <dematerialised> it will fall out Floss
47:00 <dematerialised> problem solved
47:00 <Serenity> i hate those ones where you feel like its -67 degrees but really you are burning up
47:00 <Floss> Itll start ircing in utero
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <Serenity> and then when you feel hot your temps back to normal
47:00 <Floss> "Herp derp lol"
47:00 <Floss> Coz of how fucked it's uncle is
47:00 <dematerialised> MiniFloss is connecting from Floss'sWomb.net.au
48:00 <Maurice> Thats what I had with glandular, Serenity, burning hot but under 25 blankets coz I was freezing
48:00 <Serenity> worst
48:00 <dematerialised> turn the bass up!
48:00 <Maurice> Good times
48:00 <Floss> Classic fever
48:00 <Maurice> 23 hours sleep a day
48:00 <dematerialised> oi! turn the bass up!
48:00 <Tiggier> oh good the council finally did something here
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah yeah!
48:00 <Maurice> The other house I spent watching Dawsons Crack my sister had recorded
48:00 <Floss> Dawson's crack
48:00 <Maurice> House? The fuck, hour*
48:00 <IthinkNot> Maurice you must have been sick
49:00 <Serenity> i need to dawsons creek it soon
49:00 <Maurice> I was
49:00 <Floss> Wouldve been a good show
49:00 <Maurice> I had glandular fever
49:00 <Floss> My tonsils are fucked
49:00 <dematerialised> i bet they are
49:00 <Maurice> I missed 3 months of year 10 :D
49:00 <dematerialised> ;)
49:00 <IthinkNot> i mean to be watching dawsons creek
49:00 <Floss> Oh I've had that your liver swells up
49:00 <Serenity> my neice had that a year or two ago
49:00 <Floss> It suuuuuuùcks
49:00 <Maurice> I've had it twice :/
49:00 <Serenity> she was only 9
49:00 <Floss> I went to the hosp like kill me plz kthx
49:00 <Maurice> IthinkNot, it was a very popular show back then
50:00 <IthinkNot> lol
50:00 <Floss> I don't wanna cough again I'm so tired
50:00 <Floss> Then there's this cunt on his phone popping bubbles or some shit
50:00 <Clarkson> Stinkfist: dood this is just some of the shit he's just been msging me, under the nick Pedofile...
50:00 <IthinkNot> i dont want to go to work tomorrow
51:00 <dematerialised> neither
51:00 <IthinkNot> why is it the week end flys and a day at work feels like 50 hours long
51:00 <Floss> Brody turned off the dinosaurs and put the Simpsons on
51:00 <Floss> He can fuck right off
51:00 <Maurice> I don't want to go to work either
51:00 <Maurice> So I wont
51:00 <dematerialised> i didnt even get to have lunch today i was so run off my ass busy
51:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised you worked today ?
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah
52:00 <Floss> I didn't cause I was crafting mines and coughing up my rectum
52:00 <dematerialised> im in perth
52:00 <dematerialised> our "queens birthday" was last week
52:00 <IthinkNot> ahhh
52:00 <Maurice> It was WA day wasn't it
53:00 <dematerialised> a day to celebrate being fucked over by the liberals
53:00 <Floss> I had to work that wknd on the taxi overnight. Cunt was fucked
53:00 <Floss> Made a grand tho
53:00 <dematerialised> is that what they call it these days
53:00 <dematerialised> "taxi"
53:00 <Floss> Wasn't worth fu king my body clock though
53:00 <Maurice> I need to make lunches but as soon as I get the bread out the cats radar goes off and she ends up on the bench annoying me
54:00 <Maurice> Curses
54:00 <Floss> Do you do the bread face thing
54:00 <Maurice> I do not
54:00 <President_Trump> hi demat
54:00 <dematerialised> neck yourself
54:00 <President_Trump> ??
55:00 <Maurice> It's awkward coz of her cast, she knocks shit everywhere
55:00 <Clarkson> the amount of shit we have to keep confidential has made me go psycho
56:00 <dematerialised> where's faux i need to poop
56:00 <Maurice> Shes busy shoving things in her vagine
56:00 <dematerialised> of course
56:00 <IthinkNot> a psycho on irc, thats a first :P
56:00 <Maurice> She's doing a live feed
56:00 <dematerialised> i know right IthinkNot, everyone here is perfectly sane and well adjusted
56:00 <dematerialised> :P
57:00 <dematerialised> Maurice link please
57:00 <President_Trump> yeah where is faux ive got something for her
57:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh, it's for our eyes only
57:00 <President_Trump> as she requested
57:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised i know huh 
57:00 <faux> hello
57:00 <dematerialised> hello!
57:00 <dematerialised> i missed you
57:00 <dematerialised> can you please poop for me
57:00 <dematerialised> ty
57:00 <Clarkson> mexico eh? no wonder you poop a lot
57:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> but im comfy
58:00 <faux> in bed
58:00 <faux> so no
58:00 <dematerialised> fine i'll do it myself...
58:00 <faux> phew
58:00 <TheRiddler> el poopaloto
58:00 <faux> lollllllll
58:00 <faux> excellent 
59:00 <TheRiddler> - mr burns
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> mr burns catchphrase was the best
59:00 <IthinkNot> catch folks o/
59:00 <dematerialised> cya IthinkNot
59:00 <dematerialised> \o
59:00 <faux> bye 
59:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy flanders!!!!!!!!!!!!
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