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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> out of your pay per week 
00:00 <Tim-Sim> how long does it take to pay back?
00:00 <partay> depends on your wage
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends how much you wanna contribute + your wage
00:00 <partay> my first degree was 6 years
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
00:00 <Clarkson> beagle: rightfully so, american beer tastes like shit
00:00 <partay> i paid the min though
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh pay back
01:00 <partay> back then there was no int on it 
01:00 <partay> now there is 
01:00 <partay> like 3%
01:00 <Tim-Sim> partay: what is your field of study?
04:00 <partay> i originally did a business management degree then I did an IT degree
04:00 <partay> and currently MBA 
04:00 <partay> and essentially using all 3 in my current job 
05:00 <partay> as an IT Business Partner 
05:00 <Tim-Sim> are you the one with a helicopter?
05:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <partay> no
06:00 <Tim-Sim> hmm and what about you katatonic_kate01? 
08:00 <Tim-Sim> .me taps microphone
08:00 <Tim-Sim> is this thing on?
08:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
08:00 <Tim-Sim> hi ShadowLurker 
09:00 <partay> ShadowLurker shouldnt you be knee deep in vag at this hour ?
09:00 <ShadowLurker> i was
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
15:00 <Tim-Sim> that's disgusting
16:00 <ShadowLurker> nothin wrong with being knuckle deep in clunge
16:00 <Tim-Sim> clunge?
16:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/PkH1nDm.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> me
17:00 <Serenity> disgusting if you're gay maybe
17:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not gay
19:00 <MrMark> fuck
19:00 <Clarkson> giant penis oh no
21:00 <Tim-Sim> must admit, my sex drive has been pretty low this week
21:00 <Clarkson> the bitch is dead.
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Clarkson: What bitch?
22:00 <Clarkson> She called me a slut for no reason
22:00 <British^Meat> what a bitch
22:00 <Clarkson> TheCrow : man you have shit taste in music
33:00 <Kumaridinkum> http://imgur.com/gallery/RRAkPFq
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
52:00 <Kumaridinkum> kk any flood water yet
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why would there be any
53:00 <Kumaridinkum> i have a cool footage for you
53:00 <Kumaridinkum> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlz1buYr848
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Two Mothership UFOs alongside a small UFO Holland 2014 Views: 1,904 Uploader: Nick Thomas TV Uploaded: May 20, 2015 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 3.33
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not watching
53:00 <Tim-Sim> katatonic_kate01: What field of study/work are you in?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for reminding me to ignore you
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> social science
54:00 <Tim-Sim> is that a stream of psychology?
55:00 <Kumaridinkum> i dont have a mirror we are aliens
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh its a part of the degree
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> psych across te life span
55:00 <Tim-Sim> i see
55:00 <Kumaridinkum> im marrying to usa/canada
56:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a book on psychology that my sister used for VCE, I had read most of it several times
56:00 <Tim-Sim> but that was a long time ago
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
56:00 <Kumaridinkum> i failed all my english and maths test since kindergarten
57:00 <Kumaridinkum> i only went to school for the free tiffin
57:00 <Tim-Sim> I have it on my bookshelf
57:00 <Tim-Sim> what is tiffin?
57:00 <Serenity> god talk about spastic hour
57:00 <Kumaridinkum> im doing to do my Msc in extraterrestrial psychology
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity to the rescue!
58:00 <Kumaridinkum> one topic is how to do the crop circle
58:00 <Serenity> im binge watching oitnb
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i was gonna do tha the other day, but fell asleep lol
58:00 <Serenity> new season today
58:00 <Maurice> I too, am watching
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah everyone on me FB feed was saying how much they loved it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i binge watched the 1st season then kinda forgot about it
59:00 <Serenity> i always watch it all in one day
00:00 <Kumaridinkum> im going to watch the dam scale rising at the upshit creek
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many other important… shows which you lot all hate :P
00:00 <Serenity> then have to wait an entire year
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
00:00 <Kumaridinkum> only kk here speaks aussie the rest are dodgy
00:00 <Maurice> I love that the whole season is released on the same day, I hate how long it takes for a new season
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish it was like for all seasons
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> of everything
01:00 <Serenity> same
01:00 <Maurice> What ep are you on, Serenity?
01:00 <Maurice> I haven't finished 2 yet lol
01:00 <Serenity> bout half way through ep 6
01:00 <Tim-Sim> what show are you talking about?
01:00 <Kumaridinkum> the upshitcreek
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cant wait till walking dead comes back!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> orange is the new black
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> google it tim
01:00 <Kumaridinkum> doctor doctor gimme some new
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> or youtube a trailer.
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I saw the ads for it, it's on netflix
02:00 <Maurice> I really want fried rice
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I watched one episode
02:00 <Serenity> god Maurice ive been craving fried rice for months
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome. Watch it. Serenity + maurice want a full run down  + opinion
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I must not have the intellectual capacity for it
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but what is in your fried rice
03:00 <Maurice> I made it for the boys a few nights ago
03:00 <Maurice> They ate it all
03:00 <Maurice> I got a couple of mouthfuls
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… what’s in yo rice
03:00 <Kumaridinkum> pork sausages and spring onions
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bacon?
03:00 <Maurice> Bacon and omelette
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you say spam or ham.. im gonna have to ignore you.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> PHEW
03:00 <Maurice> And cauli, corn, broc, carrot
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cauli 
03:00 <Maurice> Soy sauce and oyster sauce
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
03:00 <Maurice> Ham is gross, so never ham
04:00 <Kumaridinkum> i only used blue grenadier my fav yum
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but weird veg
04:00 <Kumaridinkum> missing all those moments
04:00 <Maurice> My kids like it so I use it
04:00 <Serenity> i make a nasi goreng which isnt really like fried rice from a chinese shop
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do bacon, egg, capsicum, shallots, peas, corn
04:00 <Kumaridinkum> my sis opened a large indian shop in sydney
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> soya sauce
04:00 <Serenity> cabbage peas corn spring onions omelette bacon and small amount of mince
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think that’s all i do
05:00 <Tim-Sim> indian is good
05:00 <Serenity> coy sauce and about half a teaspoon of curry powder
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> mince!
05:00 <Kumaridinkum> all the vegetation will be under the water
05:00 <Serenity> mince or chicken or prawns
05:00 <Serenity> whatever you want
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting combo
05:00 <Tim-Sim> although it takes more effort to prepare than chinese food 
05:00 <Serenity> its amazing tbh
05:00 <Kumaridinkum> i want lamb
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s whatever ya want / kids will eat lol
05:00 <Kumaridinkum> or kanga banga
05:00 <Kumaridinkum> salmon nibbles
06:00 <Maurice> Way to make us look suss, Doodle
06:00 <Kumaridinkum> Maurice NBN has been a betrayal in that state
06:00 <Kumaridinkum> or you downloading porn
06:00 <Doodle> i always look sus
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i’ll have to vist me friend/s before he has fat surgery and order take away - chinese!
07:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
07:00 <Maurice> (23:06:01) *** ChanOP sets mode: +o Maurice
07:00 <Maurice> (23:06:18) *** Joins: Doodle ([email protected])
07:00 <Maurice> (23:06:23) *** ChanOP sets mode: +o Doodle
07:00 <Serenity> fuck this
07:00 <Doodle> hot
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ignore that cunt
07:00 <Maurice> Why is he talking at me
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> co he is a cunt?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> s\
07:00 <Doodle> you know i'm a cunt
07:00 <Kumaridinkum> they will built another shaghai with the fried rice profit
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
07:00 <Doodle> win
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still actually talk to you
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jefferson Starship - Sarah.mp3 (4.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
08:00 <Serenity> luv it wen u sing to me
08:00 <Doodle> GET OUT U FUK
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> move bitch get out the way ho
08:00 <Maurice> I sing that to my cat
08:00 <Doodle> stoooooooooooooorms are brewin in ur eyezzzzzzz
08:00 <Doodle> wooo
08:00 <Maurice> She does not get out the way though
09:00 <Maurice> She gouged my toe last night, it bled and now it's swollen and gross
09:00 <Doodle> evil cunts
09:00 <Doodle> rooster is asleep in the laundry sink
09:00 <Maurice> If you ask her it's my fault, BUT she tried biting me and rabbit kicking me, alas her cast can't rabbit kick and the bucket stops her biting
09:00 <Doodle> in a pile of me jocks
09:00 <Maurice> So she dug her claws into my toe as punishment
09:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <Serenity> turbo has been a turbo cunt because i wont let him outside
10:00 <Doodle> mm turbo cunt
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
10:00 <Maurice> You're so turboracist
10:00 <Doodle> fuk ur dik ro
10:00 <Serenity> this is what happens when you're a dumb cunt
10:00 <Serenity> he would end up lost
10:00 <Maurice> Let the grey fuck out but not the nigger
10:00 <Clarkson> eat shit like that everyday and you will become a big fuck
11:00 <Serenity> or running in front of a train to get away from it
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking cats
11:00 <Maurice> I wont let mine out the front coz even though it's a dead end there are still morons in cars
11:00 <Maurice> One went hooning up the street last night and I heard it hit a bin
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a dick
12:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13406913_2299206130102433_7078925610349502442_n.png?oh=9c1968f1f108fa3f4ea3bae60a1488ad&oe=57C3DA6D&__gda__=1473077074_9fce88850b2895f646d342170ebcd346
12:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thinkid feel better if i vomited right now
15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/13466254_1114617351954867_493670624006333182_n.jpg?oh=ba7f1bc629c11464bc3bd03decb7a60c&oe=57DC8727&__gda__=1473924625_7a0276407cb2b88cf636cdfff36c640b
15:00 <Doodle> ouch
15:00 <Serenity> why are you looking at me now
15:00 <Serenity> i didnt eat your fucking nachos ok
16:00 <Serenity> whattt
16:00 <Serenity> oh
16:00 <Serenity> are you listening to the russian national anthem
16:00 <dematerialised> i might be
17:00 <Maurice> 3k
17:00 <Maurice> Wtf
17:00 <Serenity> loll
17:00 <Doodle> hehe company cars are fined at the highest rate til u nominate a driver
17:00 <Maurice> Thats due to be paid 5 days after I turn 23
18:00 <Doodle> ..
18:00 <Maurice> Don't you double dot me
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
19:00 <Doodle> i'd like to double dot you
19:00 <Maurice> If only she did withdrawal as quick as she quit
19:00 <Maurice> No baby
19:00 <Doodle> bam
19:00 <Maurice> I'd be up for a double dotting
19:00 <Maurice> I'm a bit toey
20:00 <Doodle> win
20:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qypYiy-lbE
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ÐšÐ°Ð²ÐºÐ°Ð·ÑÐºÐ°Ñ Ð´ÐµÐ²ÑƒÑˆÐºÐ° Ð¾Ñ‡ÐµÐ½ÑŒ Ð¼Ð¸Ð»Ð¾ Ñ‚Ð°Ð½Ñ†ÑƒÐµÑ‚ ).mp4 Views: 786,619 Uploader: durdom200 Uploaded: Feb 14, 2011 Duration: 0m40s Rating: 4.43
20:00 <Maurice> Porn only gets you so far
20:00 <Doodle> i hear ya
20:00 <Doodle> why is she dancing ona  road
20:00 <dematerialised> im not sure that matters
22:00 <Doodle> i dropped my sister off at 5pm to catch the train to the airport
22:00 <Maurice> Everything matters
23:00 <Doodle> her plane should be leaving victoria right about now
23:00 <Maurice> Why didn't you drive her to the airport
23:00 <Doodle> cos she didnt ask me to
23:00 <Maurice> You're the worst brother
23:00 <Maurice> You should have offered
23:00 <Doodle> she is with her husband, i had to drive his crappy holden
23:00 <Maurice> DON'T YOU DARE
24:00 <Doodle> why is it with commodores you press the accelerator pedal
24:00 <Maurice> My brother picked us up from perth airport after a vic visit once, he was still off his head on ecstasy
24:00 <Doodle> and then 2 seconds later it actually does something
24:00 <Maurice> He took us in the elevator down to the tarmac and we were escorted out
25:00 <Maurice> Good times
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Serenity> lol rob ruby does that it fucking drives me insane
25:00 <Maurice> My cruze is like that, the VF not so much
25:00 <Serenity> so much lag and it doesnt even have a turbo
25:00 <Doodle> must be an auto thing
25:00 <Maurice> The VF bolts as soon as you put your foot down
25:00 <Doodle> well this was a vf
25:00 <Serenity> fords have got sloppy transmission too which makes it worse
25:00 <Maurice> Yeah but I doubt it was our VF
25:00 <Doodle> .
25:00 <Doodle> no
26:00 <Maurice> With all the addeds
26:00 <Maurice> Is addeds a word
26:00 <Maurice> Nevermind, it's not
26:00 <Doodle> it doesnt have stupid rego plates and custom fucking door handles
26:00 <Serenity> additions
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Maurice> I wanted to slang it lol
26:00 <Doodle> it had roof racks for his kayak
26:00 <Doodle> but he went under a tree and ripped it all off
26:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
26:00 <Maurice> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> well
27:00 <Doodle> he went under a tree and hadn't ripped it all off
27:00 <Doodle> then reversed to check
27:00 <Doodle> and ripped it all off
27:00 <Maurice> Did he have a lobotomy
27:00 <Doodle> he needs one
27:00 <Maurice> Was he Shirty, the slightly aggressive bear?
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <Doodle> pretty sure he wont be coming back from china
28:00 <Doodle> he has booked himself in for all these cycling tours
28:00 <Doodle> at night
28:00 <Maurice> He's gonna end up as sweet and sour pork
28:00 <Doodle> yup
29:00 <Maurice> I don't usually eat pork, but I love me some sns pork
29:00 <Doodle> also i broke gta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB0zF2X2sgo
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Truck Trailer Views: 0 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jun 16, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
29:00 <Doodle> it broke so hard it errored for 2 days and wouldnt upload
29:00 <Serenity> ive stopped at ep6 lori
29:00 <Serenity> the end of it hnnnggg
30:00 <Maurice> I still haven't finished 2
30:00 <Maurice> Doodle, you need more driving lessons
30:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VCxOQRcGeY
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Tunnel Views: 1 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jun 17, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
33:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQNS2AEMNxw
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trevor and the Tunnel 2 Views: 1 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Jun 17, 2016 Duration: 1m0s Rating: N/A
23:00 <Kumaridinkum> https://youtu.be/sU6ddrdyS9c
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FLOOD Tasmania 2016 Views: 71,134 Uploader: RED BARON DRONE IMAGES Uploaded: Jun 9, 2016 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 4.96
42:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qypYiy-lbE
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ÐšÐ°Ð²ÐºÐ°Ð·ÑÐºÐ°Ñ Ð´ÐµÐ²ÑƒÑˆÐºÐ° Ð¾Ñ‡ÐµÐ½ÑŒ Ð¼Ð¸Ð»Ð¾ Ñ‚Ð°Ð½Ñ†ÑƒÐµÑ‚ ).mp4 Views: 786,627 Uploader: durdom200 Uploaded: Feb 14, 2011 Duration: 0m40s Rating: 4.43
05:00 <hillary> hello is that a pepdo faggot
05:00 <Clarkson> oh shit - i better feed the dof
05:00 <hillary> TropicalStormJim
05:00 <hillary> is that taco loser lOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:00 <hillary> peter hoskins faggot
38:00 <hillary> ^ top shelf loser
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> <-- hoskins loser
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> top shelf faggot
32:00 <Clarkson> they can all go to fuck
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> yeah!
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb farming corn
43:00 <Beer_Smirnoff_Jack_Guy> clarkson is funny lol
43:00 <Clarkson> Talk about her tits and faux appears. 
44:00 <Beer_Smirnoff_Jack_Guy> yous are funny lol
03:00 <Beer_Smirnoff_Jack_Guy> Tim Sim is funny lol
06:00 <Lumeah> Where is he funny? 
15:00 <Beer_Smirnoff_Jack_Guy> lol lumeah hahah
06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video Views: 95,785,430 Uploader: rebecca Uploaded: Sep 17, 2011 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 1.06
09:00 <Doodle> get ur fucking penis away from me i dont want to get knocked up
23:00 <faux> i just did an extravagant poop
24:00 <faux> was glorious 
24:00 <faux> there should a public holiday named after it
29:00 <Doodle> poo-blic holiday
49:00 <faux> exactly Doodle 
50:00 <faux> hi john
50:00 <faux> whalecum
51:00 <johninja> heya
51:00 <johninja> thankth
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> matty is excited to see me
54:00 <faux> how does he know when youre on
54:00 <faux> r u on his notify list
54:00 <faux> eep
54:00 <johninja> probably
55:00 <faux> what a creep
55:00 <johninja> i was on like 2 minutes and he tried to join the only 2 rooms im in and is spam inviting me to nerdhacks
55:00 <faux> i just made a coffee
55:00 <johninja> woo me 2
55:00 <faux> mocha
55:00 <faux> lol gosh hes lame
55:00 <faux> id punch him irl
55:00 <johninja> i had an orange when i woke up so had to wait for that to settle before i hit the coffee
55:00 <faux> then skin his balls and make candles
55:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> ball candles
56:00 <faux> mm oranges
56:00 <johninja> yeh i went and picked em str8 off the tree
56:00 <johninja> pretty cool
56:00 <faux> oh well la di da
56:00 <faux> u lucky basted 
56:00 <faux> bastard*
56:00 <faux> lol.
56:00 <faux> idiet
56:00 <johninja> then mum couldn't get her emails to work so i fixed that
57:00 <faux> look at you all practical today
57:00 <johninja> its like a rap video
57:00 <faux> so far ive pooped and meditated
57:00 <faux> and made a coffee
57:00 <johninja> haha
57:00 <johninja> well thats pretty cool 2
57:00 <faux> im about to have lunch though 
57:00 <faux> i have bacon n eggs
57:00 <faux> mm
57:00 <johninja> just call it a late breakfast
58:00 <faux> 12:57] * Starting conversation with Monsoon
58:00 <faux> [12:57] <Monsoon> punch me irl would you? LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL you stupid little bitch
58:00 <faux> [12:57] <faux> yes and then skin your balls and make candles
58:00 <faux> [12:57] <faux> did you miss that part 
58:00 <faux> lolllll
58:00 <faux> losers 
58:00 <johninja> hahaha
58:00 <faux> puppets puppets everywhere
58:00 <johninja> he must have finished 'work' early today
58:00 <johninja> spending some relaxing time being a loser on irc
58:00 <faux> ye aka washing his mums car for change
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <faux> 12:58] <Monsoon> You don't even leave the house faux LOOOOLLLLL
59:00 <faux> [12:58] <Monsoon> How do you expect me to believe that
59:00 <faux> [12:59] <faux> woah is it 2010?
59:00 <faux> its so uncomfortable when they laugh at themselves
00:00 <faux> :(
00:00 <faux> i almost feel bad
00:00 <faux> almost.
00:00 <johninja> somebody has too
00:00 <faux> haha
00:00 <faux> we laugh at them enough
00:00 <johninja> yeah but at them not with them
00:00 <faux> amen
01:00 <faux> im gonna go have lunchies
01:00 <faux> bbs :)
01:00 <johninja> kk
01:00 <johninja> enjoy~
01:00 <faux> tenks
05:00 <gs69azza> mmm lunch
21:00 <johninja> GSW 79 CLE 90 7:00 4th
21:00 <johninja> gonna be a game 7
22:00 <Serenity> gad damn
22:00 <Serenity> me legs
23:00 <Serenity> morning Lumeah2
24:00 <Lumeah2> afternoon Serenity 
25:00 <Serenity> oh i forgot the time thing rofl
25:00 <Lumeah2> lol 
25:00 <CLOWN> morning Lumeah2
25:00 <Lumeah2> afternoon CLOWN 
27:00 <Lumeah2> had a lovely soup at the cafe up the road was delicious 
27:00 <Serenity> what kind
30:00 <Lumeah2> leak and potato! 
30:00 <Lumeah2> that and coffee only 8 bucks. excellent 
31:00 <Serenity> oh yum
31:00 <Serenity> i havent had a leek and potato soup for ages
32:00 <Lumeah2> new cafe if he makes the cafe comphy n cheep he'll do a roaring trade. 
35:00 <faux> comphy and cheep
35:00 <faux> he should name it that
36:00 <Serenity> i think i hurt me foot doing my walk/jog
36:00 <Serenity> wah
52:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/pics/94L7bjb 
53:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/z9O0ih5.jpg
56:00 <johninja> haha
56:00 <DK> bottom right hand corner 
56:00 <johninja> foundim
57:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <faux> coffeeeee beanye west
58:00 <faux> mm coffee
00:00 <faux> i wanna play trivia
00:00 <faux> do the trivia channels still exist
01:00 <johninja> yeh
01:00 <faux> do u play
01:00 <johninja> i dunno if they still work but they exist
01:00 <johninja> i'll come play
01:00 <faux> o
01:00 <faux> ye play with me
01:00 <johninja> ok
01:00 <faux> and also trivia
02:00 <faux> eheheheheheheeee
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <faux> whats the channel 
02:00 <johninja> cheeky~
02:00 <johninja> um
02:00 <faux> just Trivia?
02:00 <johninja> yeh
02:00 <Mew> you should play quizup!!
02:00 <faux> whats that
03:00 <Mew> its like the trivia channels but you get pic questions too and you play live 1v1 with whoever u follow
03:00 <Mew> its an app and website
03:00 <Mew> www.quizup.com
03:00 <Mew> like the social network of quizzes lol
04:00 <faux>  o ye
04:00 <faux> sweet
04:00 <faux> ill habe a look later
04:00 <Mew> ok if u get it add me chunkylover32
05:00 <faux> okies
06:00 <Beer_Smirnoff_Jack_Guy> faux is so cute
06:00 <faux> tenks kind stranger
18:00 <Mew> thats a sweet alcohol combination
27:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
36:00 <Floss> birthday cake is in the oven
37:00 <johninja> its not even my birthday
38:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t34.0-12/13472410_473449202852071_1643195324_n.jpg?oh=7288c299d4e628bee7e13f160e5dc226&oe=57656E8A&__gda__=1466277093_59e8081a03bc282f7cadc59e54e3a658
38:00 <Floss> its going to be the minecraft cake
44:00 <Mew> erlich play me in cat breeds
45:00 <dematerialised> she wants you to play with her cat breeds
45:00 <Mew> dematerialised get quizup pls
46:00 <dematerialised> but why
47:00 <Mew> phwo
48:00 <Mew> its just good 
48:00 <Mew> that was an intense round on cat breeds
48:00 <Mew> i hope you bring your A game erlich
59:00 <dematerialised> tgif
30:00 <pebblz> wheres my mate johnny?
31:00 <Doodle> rubber johnny?
32:00 <pebblz> john
33:00 <dematerialised> howard?
33:00 <dematerialised> cash?
33:00 <dematerialised> travolta?
33:00 <pebblz> john
33:00 <pebblz> jb
34:00 <dematerialised> john john?
34:00 <pebblz> yes
34:00 <dematerialised> justin beiber?
34:00 <Doodle> he means jb hifi
34:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
34:00 <dematerialised> google can probably tell you that man
34:00 <dematerialised> just google for jb hifi on google maps
34:00 <Doodle> they have locations australia wide
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
34:00 <dematerialised> im sure there is one near you
37:00 <pebblz> johnny
37:00 <pebblz> b
37:00 <dematerialised> is that a cartoon character?
37:00 <pebblz> ive got some new weed i want him to try it
37:00 <pebblz> rocks ya
37:00 <dematerialised> is that because it's actual rocks
37:00 <pebblz> had 2 cones after work im fucked cant e ven eat properly
38:00 <BATMAN> loser
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah you tell em batman
38:00 <dematerialised> p.s your parents are dead
39:00 <pebblz> hope mums cookin something good tonight
39:00 <Doodle> .
39:00 <dematerialised> us election
39:00 <dematerialised> presidents
39:00 <dematerialised> im testing a theory here
44:00 <pebblz> plopping and pooing
44:00 <Clarkson> ppl said it made me gay
45:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if iq test results are skewed by people with adhd
20:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ZDAKGFc.gif
28:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle
28:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_saCPs9-0E
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Klaypex - "Rain (feat. Sara Kay)" | LYRICS! Views: 270,421 Uploader: EDMLyrics Uploaded: Feb 19, 2012 Duration: 4m51s Rating: 4.91
28:00 <Doodle> oh god i'm having a siezure
29:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
29:00 <ShadowLurker> its exact
29:00 <TheRon> and the boys light up
29:00 <ShadowLurker> thitsheah
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <ShadowLurker> oo wha wub oo
29:00 <Doodle> speaking of lighting up
29:00 <Doodle> 420ish
29:00 <ShadowLurker> close enough
29:00 <Doodle> just finished an assignment 
29:00 <Doodle> so i deserve it
29:00 <Doodle> oh WUB WUB
30:00 <Serenity> gimme  420
30:00 <Serenity> i has 0
30:00 <TheRon> and speaking of barring up, we head over to the women's beach volleyball, here's Sandy Cracks at Bondi.....
31:00 <Doodle> swing by
31:00 <Doodle> lolol TheRon
31:00 <pebblz> hey sez
31:00 <pebblz> ttizs plxz
31:00 <pebblz> i got 420
32:00 <Serenity> dude dont ask me that 
32:00 <Serenity> plz
32:00 <dematerialised> you're better off just being gay pebblz
32:00 <Clarkson> like barks shit at me
32:00 <Lumeah> me either 
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> *staying gay
32:00 <dematerialised> i showed his undies pic to a gay friend of mine
32:00 <dematerialised> he said it was definitely a gay candidate
33:00 <Doodle> candigayte
33:00 <pebblz> Serenity you dont mind usually
33:00 <Serenity> if i wanna show people tots i will but every time you say that it genuinely  makes me want to scoop your eyeballs out with a melon baller and feed them  to my cat
33:00 <pebblz> is it because ShadowLurker is about?
33:00 <Serenity> LOL yes thats why.
33:00 <pebblz> feed your cat tin of tuna
33:00 <Doodle> shars ya tots
34:00 <Serenity> my point is its  sleezy
34:00 <dematerialised> it aint easy being greasy
35:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity bby show me where ya piss from
35:00 <dematerialised> haha
35:00 <Serenity> jesus.
35:00 <ShadowLurker> rub it along my nose
35:00 <Serenity> no i can't  because youre here
35:00 <Serenity> ..
35:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah that's pretty inappropriate ShadowLurker
35:00 <pebblz> Serenity show me where u shit from
36:00 <Clarkson> ^that mother fucker
36:00 <ShadowLurker> HAHAHA CLARKSON PWNZ
36:00 <Clarkson> I know ahy goona look shit
36:00 <Serenity> ill show you the next shit i do kunz
36:00 <pebblz> i like bbw anal
36:00 <johninja> rekt 
36:00 <pebblz> hey johnny
36:00 <johninja> no
36:00 <Serenity> once again uoure bigger than me joel
36:00 <pebblz> theres me old mate johnny
36:00 <Serenity> calm down
36:00 <pebblz> how much do you weigh
36:00 <Serenity> less than you
36:00 <pebblz> i weigh 78
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Serenity> if you were 4 ft tall if believe that
37:00 <Serenity> id*
37:00 <Serenity> and like i said less than you
38:00 <Serenity> i could weight 20kg and these cunts would still be calling me fat
38:00 <johninja> yeh
38:00 <pebblz> just be honest
38:00 <pebblz> johnnny boy
38:00 <Doodle> 20kg
38:00 <Doodle> u fkn hippo
39:00 <johninja> if thats all they got good luck to them
39:00 <Doodle> BONY HIPPO
39:00 <Serenity> its weird
39:00 <dematerialised> my cruiser weighs twelve hundred kilograms
39:00 <johninja> pt cruiser?
40:00 <Serenity> imma cruiser irl
40:00 <johninja> everyone says they are shit and gay but i think they are ok
40:00 <dematerialised> they are the ugliest car known to man
40:00 <TheRon> i'm a donkey.....
40:00 <johninja> thats the point though
41:00 <johninja> everyone has sexy cars
41:00 <johninja> so they did something different
41:00 <dematerialised> like people use to call series 1 AU fortes ugly
41:00 <dematerialised> aint got nothing on a pt cruiser
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Serenity> they are  pre ugly tho
41:00 <Serenity> there was that guy who had that website about ugly AUs
41:00 <johninja> i seen a few 91 fairlanes getting around all schmicked up 
42:00 <johninja> i dunno why you would bother tbh
42:00 <Serenity> I need an EF xr8
42:00 <Serenity> tbh
42:00 <dematerialised> yeah i like the headlights
42:00 <pebblz> i got a good car
42:00 <Serenity> we have an ef but its not an xr8
42:00 <johninja> your dads ute isn't good
42:00 <dematerialised> shame it's got less power than our xr6's though
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <Serenity> true
42:00 <ShadowLurker> http://imgur.com/gallery/A7O5cKk
43:00 <dematerialised> E series and AU S1 XR8's were only 185kw
43:00 <dematerialised> my XR is 197 lol
43:00 <pebblz> john its a good car
43:00 <Serenity> but its not yours 
43:00 <Serenity> tell me what my xr is dematerialised 
44:00 <Serenity> I don't know
44:00 <ShadowLurker> its sexy
44:00 <dematerialised> i think from memory yours is 190
44:00 <dematerialised> lemme check
44:00 <Serenity> well yes  its hot af
44:00 <pebblz> it is mine
44:00 <pebblz> dad lets me drive it
44:00 <Serenity> lol.
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah barra 190
44:00 <dematerialised> 190kw
44:00 <Serenity> she needs a turbo
44:00 <dematerialised> wait sorry no
44:00 <dematerialised> yours is a 182
44:00 <Serenity> does ok for 182 
45:00 <Serenity> whats the stock turbo got
45:00 <dematerialised> 240
45:00 <pebblz> Serenity are you mechanic?
45:00 <Serenity> yeah mechanic serenity
45:00 <johninja> she knows how to fix things
45:00 <dematerialised> stats for the turbo version of mine are stupid lol
45:00 <dematerialised> non-turbo is 195
45:00 <pebblz> john how are u?
45:00 <Serenity> i thought itd be more than 240
45:00 <dematerialised> turbo is 270
46:00 <Serenity> but thats stock i spose
47:00 <ShadowLurker> debuff the turbo cos it kept blowing seals instead of yaknow fixing the problem
48:00 <Serenity> ive seen some amazing vids of these cars people have sprayed money into
48:00 <Serenity> oh to be 20 and rich with no kids
49:00 <doctor> i'm a cannonball for the french naval sea
50:00 <pebblz> Serenity bet you wish you didnt have kids then
51:00 <Serenity> why would i wish thay
51:00 <Serenity> that
51:00 <pebblz> you could drive a great car and have a great life
51:00 <Serenity> not everyone stays young and care free thats what growing up is about mate
51:00 <Serenity> i have a great car and a great life lol
51:00 <pebblz> and great ttz
51:00 <johninja> lol drive a car and have a great life
51:00 <johninja> truckers have the best lives
52:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt mind being a trucker
52:00 <dematerialised> would get to travel the country
52:00 <johninja> it gets a bit old after a while i think
52:00 <pebblz> you think?
52:00 <pebblz> john you are not a truckie
52:00 <Serenity> .
52:00 <pebblz> how woudl you know son
52:00 <johninja> i never said i was
52:00 <johninja> i have driven trucks for a few years
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah johninja you are not a truckie how dare you have an opinion
52:00 <dematerialised> gosh
53:00 <johninja> but not interstate
53:00 <Serenity> its so so hard to converse when they have no idea  about conversation  structure 
53:00 <johninja> also worked with a few of them
53:00 <pebblz> so you were a treuckie?
53:00 <johninja> but yeah what would i know
53:00 <pebblz> was this when i rolled u?
53:00 <pebblz> 2012 era
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <Serenity> .
53:00 <dematerialised> joel you've lost it mate
53:00 <johninja> you didn't roll anyone joel
53:00 <pebblz> john u should drop down
53:00 <pebblz> i got some great stuff
53:00 <pebblz> 2 cones will fuck ya
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lost it?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> did he even have it
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lets be honest here
54:00 <doctor> well, the teabags were okay, but the stockings didn't fit
54:00 <ShadowLurker> noone that fucked evr had a clue
54:00 <johninja> i would prefer to never smoke weed again than have anything to do with you joel tbh
54:00 <Serenity> loll
54:00 <johninja> you're a weird cunt
55:00 <Serenity> you shoulf with us itd be fun
55:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
55:00 <Serenity> and I wouldn't  even keep you awake all night
55:00 <TheRon> fucking hell, language, geez!
55:00 <johninja> haha
55:00 <pebblz> john you got any pot right now ?
56:00 <pebblz> ol johnny boy
56:00 <ShadowLurker> joel are you full homoing onto johninja right now
56:00 <Serenity> who cares
56:00 <TheRon> drugs ar ebad
56:00 <ShadowLurker> its a bit strange
56:00 <dematerialised> it's not strange, he's gay
56:00 <ShadowLurker> that explains it
56:00 <dematerialised> his time in lockup opened his mind up to new experiences
56:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
56:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <pebblz> cheerin mums cooking steak and chips tonight
57:00 <ShadowLurker> well i mean if i was full homo id do the same
57:00 <pebblz> yip yip yewyyyy
57:00 <ShadowLurker> mums steak n chips and bongs
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <ShadowLurker> wow you got a full life righ there
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <johninja> all he needs is some johninja love
58:00 <pebblz> ShadowLurker what do you have?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> well lets see
58:00 <pebblz> john if u wanna come down come downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
58:00 <ShadowLurker> anything i want mate
58:00 <TheRon> stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying in tonight
58:00 <pebblz> the price is right
59:00 <Serenity> not his mum  cooking his dinner for a start
59:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> dude how old are you
59:00 <pebblz> no he has dominos pizza instead
59:00 <ShadowLurker> gettin mummy to cook
59:00 <dematerialised> mmm pizza
59:00 <dematerialised> that's an idea
59:00 <Serenity> there is no dominoes in our house..
59:00 <pebblz> does Serenity cook for you?
59:00 <Serenity> ever
59:00 <johninja> lol did you chunder?
59:00 <dematerialised> i havent had a pizza in ages lol
59:00 <Serenity> yes yuck
59:00 <dematerialised> wait no thats a lie
00:00 <pebblz> i had pizza for lunch
00:00 <pebblz> dad bought me and the work some pizzas
00:00 <Serenity> if he days i cool for him that makes him a loser right
00:00 <Serenity> thats how this works
00:00 <dematerialised> sezz just failed english
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <Serenity> says** cook**
00:00 <Serenity> ffss
00:00 <johninja> its all the emotion
00:00 <Serenity> its cold and my fingers dont set the screen off
00:00 <pebblz> brb ciggie
01:00 <dematerialised> "my mum is tops coz she cooks for us all" "lol do u cook for your family"
01:00 <dematerialised> jesus
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Serenity> its weird right
01:00 <dematerialised> i've seen bipolar people with straighter trains of thought
01:00 <Serenity> like thats where  that was going
01:00 <ShadowLurker> hes got the mentality where "lol water why you so wet" is a thing
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <Lumeah> who 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> if you cont read and figure it out im not going to tell you hagrid
03:00 <dematerialised> i think its almost time for a beer
04:00 <ShadowLurker> cant*
04:00 <dematerialised> wb moo
04:00 <TheRon> meeting you with a view to a kill
06:00 <johninja> Meat Loaf collapses on stage in Canada
06:00 <dematerialised> it's almost his time to go
06:00 <johninja> first bowie, then prince and now Meat Loaf
06:00 <johninja> He was performing another hit, I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That), when he dropped his microphone and fell to the floor, video footage showed.
07:00 <dematerialised> rip meatloaf
08:00 <dematerialised> he'd do anything for love
08:00 <TheRon> but he won't do anal
11:00 <dematerialised> correct
12:00 <johninja> hi robot
12:00 <robot> hey john
14:00 <dematerialised> and then john was demons
16:00 <johninja> http://anonhq.com/anonymous-hacks-isis-twitter-makes-accounts-fabulously-gay/ 
19:00 <TheRon> enjoy the silence
28:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO0YlZjy6SU
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Biggest Nightwish Fan - Download Festival 2016 Views: 145,567 Uploader: XP QuickSave Uploaded: Jun 12, 2016 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.95
32:00 <TheRon> in the song "luka
32:00 <TheRon> in the song "luka" what floor did she live on?
32:00 <DK> 5
32:00 <TheRon> nope
35:00 <doctor> 2nd
35:00 <TheRon> gold star
38:00 <TheRon> if you believe, they put a man on the moon
41:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/TE1qwG7.gifv 
41:00 <dematerialised> is it knock-off oclock yet?
42:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock
42:00 <dematerialised> beer-oclock was an hour ago
42:00 <dematerialised> but im still on the clock-clock
42:00 <TheRon> stripper time?
42:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/fZysji2.webm
44:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/jv5HzyI.gifv 
44:00 <johninja> some great female instincts there
44:00 <dematerialised> lol
45:00 <faux> hi
45:00 <johninja> wb
45:00 <dematerialised> hi fox
45:00 <faux> tenks
45:00 <faux> whats crappenin
45:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
45:00 <TheRon> what what she doing away from the sink :P
45:00 <faux> what what
45:00 <DK> that's like a version of 2 girls 1 cup the whole family can sit down and watch 
45:00 <dematerialised> fiddling twingers until i can knock off work and drink more beer
46:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/4Q5R6hD.jpg
46:00 <faux> fun
47:00 <johninja> lol dk
48:00 <DK> also 
48:00 <DK> this is fantastic 
48:00 <DK> http://imgur.com/gallery/QNVFs
48:00 <faux> oo yay
49:00 <faux> orange is the the new black
49:00 <faux> gonna watch some eps tonight
49:00 <TheRon> that show is so much more than lesbians in prison
49:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> youre an idiot
50:00 <TheRon> i've been called worse
50:00 <Doodle> ya drongo
50:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <faux> oh look its Doodle 
51:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
51:00 <faux> no
51:00 <faux> do not speak to me
51:00 <Doodle> oh
51:00 <robot> good evening
51:00 <faux> you got that stupid friday song stuck in my head all day
51:00 <faux> and for that i hate you
51:00 <faux>  (but also hello ily)
51:00 <faux> you cunt.
51:00 <Doodle> you made me watch leso porn
52:00 <faux> THAT IS NOT A BAD THING
52:00 <TheRon> faux, when you and doodle do hook up, do we get a blow by blow so to speak?
52:00 <faux> also how good was it omg
52:00 <Doodle> i am a sensitive heterosexual
52:00 <Doodle> [00:54] <Doodle> eeeeek
52:00 <Doodle> [00:54] <Doodle> she was a bit peckish wasnt she
52:00 <Doodle> brb
52:00 <faux> TheRon ill write a blog
52:00 <TheRon> excellent
52:00 <TheRon> public's right to know and all that
53:00 <faux> sure
54:00 <TheRon> oh and GO STORM!
54:00 <Doodle> me sister is flying to china tonite
55:00 <Doodle> she is gonna bring me back a souvenir koala
56:00 <TheRon> how about some of those aphrodisiac powders?
57:00 <Doodle> nah they probably give u cancer
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah but you will have the sexual appetite of a tyrannosaurus
57:00 <dematerialised> that's a fair trade i reckon
57:00 <Doodle> so i can wank lots?
57:00 <Doodle> i can do that anyway
58:00 <faux> poc
58:00 <faux> ix
58:00 <dematerialised> hehe
58:00 <Doodle> ehehee
58:00 <faux> eheheeee
58:00 <faux> etc
58:00 <Doodle> .
58:00 <faux> i met teh love of me life yesti
58:00 <faux> good lord
59:00 <Doodle> is she hot
59:00 <faux> he is
59:00 <TheRon> was it the rabbit?
59:00 <Doodle> is he human
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <faux> .
59:00 <faux> no it was a tree stump
59:00 <Lumeah> yeah? 
59:00 <Doodle> i'm just sizin up me competition jeez
59:00 <Lumeah> oh 
59:00 <dematerialised> tree stumps can be pretty sexy
59:00 <dematerialised> i understand the appeal
59:00 <faux> ye
59:00 <Lumeah> with your car? 
59:00 <faux> what no
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
59:00 <faux> gosh i hate u all
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:00 <Doodle> is he legal
00:00 <DK> trump is just a shortened tree stump 
00:00 <Lumeah> soz
00:00 <faux> im telli u bout teh future faux
00:00 <faux> mr faux. 
00:00 <dematerialised> i like it when tree stump have little branches that tickle your balls
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <zaim> brb oitnb s4
01:00 <faux> YES
01:00 <faux> ily zaim
01:00 <faux> im watchen soon
01:00 <faux> weww
01:00 <robot> how is everyone doing tonight?
01:00 <faux> hi robutt
01:00 <faux> good ty n u
01:00 <Lumeah>  horrible 
01:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <Lumeah> fucker on the bridgw
02:00 <robot> actually i wasn't asking you Lumeah sorry
02:00 <robot> hi faux
02:00 <Lumeah> so
02:00 <faux> rofl :(
02:00 <faux> hi
02:00 <Lumeah> that really is your angle? 
02:00 <dematerialised> no that's his ham sandwich
02:00 <Lumeah> get a life loser. 
03:00 <dematerialised> speaking of ham sandwiches i could go one right now
03:00 <faux> excuse me
03:00 <faux> can we play nice
03:00 <Lumeah> im not everyone..  better than u.. your noone
03:00 <TheRon> love me love me love me
03:00 <Lumeah> i can. 
03:00 <dematerialised> calm down lumies
03:00 <robot> sorry Lumeah.
03:00 <faux> SAY THAT U LOVE MEEEE
04:00 <dematerialised> there will be no blood spilled this afternoon
04:00 <dematerialised> not until i've finished my beer at least
04:00 <TheRon> get that song out of your head
04:00 <faux> bllbllvppllplv
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <faux> alright boss
04:00 <TheRon> \good luck
04:00 <faux> what we singingl next
05:00 <dematerialised> we slinging some dope next
05:00 <faux> BUT I STIIIIL HAVENT FOOUND
05:00 <faux> WHAT IM LOOOOKIN FOOOOOR
05:00 <dematerialised> what im looking forrrrrrrr
05:00 <faux> aka me keys
05:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first dates?
05:00 <faux> jesus
05:00 <faux> ease in why dont ya
05:00 <TheRon> does your dad own a brewery?
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <faux> is he quoting stuff
05:00 <faux> phew
05:00 <dematerialised> no he's genuinely curious
06:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <TheRon> it's a fair question
06:00 <faux> no and no
06:00 <dematerialised> i fuck on first dates because why wait
06:00 <Clarkson> No screw loose
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> everybody just wants to be loved
07:00 <faux> everybody wants to rule the world
07:00 <dematerialised> come over and sit on me face and dont forget the snorkel
07:00 <faux> jesus
07:00 <faux> ok dinner time
07:00 <faux> bbs
07:00 <dematerialised> ok bye
08:00 <Serenity> o.o
12:00 <Floss> I finished it
12:00 <Floss> it looks ok
12:00 <dematerialised> pics plz
12:00 <dematerialised> also send me a slice
13:00 <Floss> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/13487523_473482886182036_1918640409_n.jpg?oh=1a94f568a546ded27e5e003a8d5ed6bb&oe=57657137
13:00 <dematerialised> i'd drive down but it'd be 10pm and i'd be too tired for cake
13:00 <dematerialised> nom
13:00 <Floss> haha
13:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
13:00 <MrMark> all u wanna do is ride around sally!!!
13:00 <MrMark> ride sally ride!!
14:00 <TheRon> melissa etheridge - like the way i do
14:00 <MrMark> Toni Childs........Ive Got to Go Now
14:00 <Serenity> cut my pie into pieces this is my raspberry torte
15:00 <MrMark> raspberry tart
15:00 <Serenity> no.
15:00 <TheRon> raspberry beret?
16:00 <TheRon> so smooth
17:00 <MrMark> thatll be $34 thanks
17:00 <TheRon> woah sweet child o mine
17:00 <MrMark> ehehe
18:00 <TheRon> a pox on your $34
19:00 <MrMark> nah it on the house
19:00 <TheRon> good man
19:00 <TheRon> he's the one they call dr feelgood
24:00 <MrMark> more musac!!
25:00 <TheRon> carzy, but thats how it goes
25:00 <TheRon> millions of people living as foes
25:00 <stompin> sreggin
25:00 <TheRon> i'm going off the rails on a crazytrain
28:00 <TheRon> MrMark: any abba tonight?
29:00 <TheRon> ACDC - rock n roll train
31:00 <MrMark> Dancing Queen
31:00 <TheRon> knowing me knowing you
32:00 <MrMark> there is nothing we can do
33:00 <MrMark> TheRon u have stumbled apon my secret ABBA fetish
33:00 <TheRon> secret?
34:00 <TheRon> my can is empty
34:00 <TheRon> better go get some more
37:00 <TheRon> van halen - hot for teacher
37:00 <MrMark> what u got
37:00 <TheRon> carlton draught cans
37:00 <stompin> fuck im still hungry
37:00 <stompin> fucking food not filling me up
37:00 <TheRon> the chaser
37:00 <robot> you could eat a dick
38:00 <TheRon> the vagina just isn't that filling
38:00 <Clarkson> big fat pussy lips.
38:00 <MrMark> u could eat the ass out of a low flying duck
38:00 <Clarkson> "nigga I will kill your bitch fuck her and make you watch"
39:00 <MrMark> TheROn......................your so fine......lose my mind.....
39:00 <TheRon> mickey?
39:00 <MrMark> TheROn......................your so fine......lose my mind.....and the world seems to,,,,
40:00 <stompin> tits out for the lads
41:00 <MrMark> Jesus Hairy Christ on a bicycle
41:00 <TheRon> i'm TNT
42:00 <TheRon> i'm dynamite
42:00 <MrMark> i wonder how pissed i can get b4 the footy starts
43:00 <TheRon> carn the roos
43:00 <MrMark> burp
44:00 <MrMark> have u run out of cans TheRon
44:00 <TheRon> not even close
44:00 <MrMark> good good
44:00 <MrMark> never run out on a friday
44:00 <TheRon> i get down to a six pack i restock
45:00 <MrMark> good stuff
45:00 <TheRon> who made who
45:00 <stompin> i keep cartons in the spare room
45:00 <stompin> never run out
48:00 <TheRon> holy diver!
48:00 <MrMark> only one thing can set u free,,,,,is all my love
50:00 <TheRon> love is all around me and so the feeling grows
50:00 <MrMark> wet
50:00 <TheRon> dear god!
50:00 <MrMark> ehehe
50:00 <MrMark> 1993
50:00 <TheRon> probably
51:00 <MrMark> circa 1993
51:00 <MrMark> lol
51:00 <TheRon> 1993 was nirvana wasn't it?
52:00 <TheRon> couleurs: what's jane bunn wearing?
52:00 <couleurs> somethang sexy i hope
53:00 <TheRon> cleavage
54:00 <couleurs> Bingo Bango
55:00 <MrMark> bingo bimbo
55:00 <TheRon> it was the summer of '69
56:00 <MrMark> Bryan
56:00 <MrMark> wake me up when september ends
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <TheRon> wake  up soem neighbours?
56:00 <MrMark> that too
58:00 <MrMark> Bee Gees time!!!
58:00 <MrMark> woot!!!
59:00 <MrMark> im a womans man no time to talk!
00:00 <TheRon> i'm going back to massachusetts
02:00 <MrMark> im not
02:00 <MrMark> dont interrupt my Bee Gees!!
02:00 <MrMark> bitch
02:00 <TheRon> the lady in red is dancing with me
02:00 <MrMark> Chris De Burgh
02:00 <TheRon> yes!
03:00 <MrMark> damn im good
04:00 <MrMark> i get knocked down but i get up again u aint ever gonna keep me down
05:00 <TheRon> way to dampen the mood
05:00 <MrMark> lol
06:00 <MrMark> run outta beer yet?
06:00 <TheRon> fuck no
06:00 <Clarkson> lol MrC00l gonna wank over football
06:00 <MrMark> fap fap
06:00 <TheRon> more than a woman
09:00 <robot> neway im gonna pwn some noobs in tf2
09:00 <MrMark> more than a woman to me
10:00 <MrMark> they stab it with thier steeler knives but they just cant kill the beast
10:00 <TheRon> everybody needs a little time away, i heard her say from eachother
11:00 <MrMark> i know it but i cant remember lol
12:00 <TheRon> hold me now
12:00 <TheRon> it's hard for me to say i'm sorry
12:00 <MrMark> i know it but cant pick it soz
12:00 <TheRon> peter cetera
12:00 <MrMark> oh yeah
13:00 <MrMark> power of love
13:00 <TheRon> chicago
13:00 <MrMark> Karate Kid
13:00 <TheRon> yeah that guy
13:00 <MrMark> damn i miss the 80s
13:00 <TheRon> don't we all
13:00 <MrMark> fuck yeah
13:00 <Clarkson> speaking of bitches that won't stay out of pieter's life
14:00 <TheRon> mind you the falklands war was  a bitch
14:00 <MrMark> it was
15:00 <MrMark> Margaret was too
15:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
15:00 <TheRon> total
15:00 <TheRon> had her period non stop
15:00 <MrMark> lol
16:00 <TheRon> we can be heroes, just for one day
16:00 <MrMark> Icehouse
16:00 <TheRon> electric blue?
16:00 <MrMark> yes
17:00 <MrMark> my fav song of all time in all universes
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi was garn 0n
18:00 <TheRon> how can you mend a broken heart?
18:00 <partay> TheRon with blow and hookers
19:00 <TheRon> how can you stop the rain from falling down?
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 2 girls suckin me willy
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mends broke hart
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> does ne 1 know how homos view the world
20:00 <faux> ye
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> must be werid ay?
20:00 <faux> through butts
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gays is like the loyalty of a cat with the cleaniness of a dog
21:00 <partay> georgie not as weird as a short dick man like yourself
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my penis has good shape
21:00 <Clarkson> I'm talking about the third one for fucks sake
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its the masterkey to all grls orgasm i can unlock 
22:00 <partay> lol
22:00 <TheRon> paul mccartney - no more lonley nights
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i hav 2 tell u 2 mani time
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its the shape that kounts
22:00 <MrMark> George Harrison...........Cheer Down
22:00 <partay> georgie no
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u cant open a lock with a mallet m8
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the pussy is like poking a lock
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> takes skill n the right tool
23:00 <faux> shut up
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
23:00 <partay> georgie and tits are like a bag of sand right ?
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well m8 if u like spanish
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u need lots of oil and a big one
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to do that
25:00 <TheRon> soup day tomorrow, any suggestions?
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u know i watch a lot of pornos
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and i seldom see a grl orgasm
25:00 <Clarkson> hes just a horny cunt goes for young sheila to root
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in a clip... how can u poke for a 30min shoot and the pussy not come?
26:00 <Clarkson> do you want a mushroom penis imprint on your waffle iron?
26:00 <TheRon> MrMark: air supply?
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> makes me thing u gotta use skill to crack this safe 
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> porn is like smashing a safe with a mallet for 30min... it aint gonna open that way m8
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> maybe 1 in 100 will work
28:00 <partay> georgie.. you have a small penis 
28:00 <partay> it's never gunna work for you
28:00 <TheRon> japanese have very small penis
28:00 <partay> and Koreans even smaller 
28:00 <partay> fact
29:00 <dematerialised> i just burped so long and deeply that a lady walrus just turned up on my door step looking to mate
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im talkimg to faux in pvt
30:00 <TheRon> now there's two less lonley ppl in the world
30:00 <faux> no youre not
30:00 <partay> lol
30:00 <MrMark> lol
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <partay> faux and georgie... now there an irc match made in heaven 
31:00 <partay> faux could take georgie under her wing and teach him
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nice
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> id like that
35:00 <MrMark> its Kylie time
35:00 <MrMark> fever
36:00 <robot> ye
36:00 <partay> speaking of the pussy smasher 
36:00 <TheRon> i thought the world would've had enough of silly love songs
36:00 <partay> ahoy robot
36:00 <partay> TheRon gives you wiiings 
36:00 <robot> hey partay
37:00 <TheRon> he really does
37:00 <MrMark> Kylie gives me boners
37:00 <robot> How to IRC, 101.  A lesson by faux.
37:00 <partay> *taps nose*
37:00 <robot> chapter 1, logging on with style
39:00 <robot> hi im back its me robot
40:00 <couleurs> hi wb robot it's me couleurs here
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOM5K8fYXeI
40:00 <robot> hey couleurs
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DJ Ozi - Juicy Pen Views: 297,953 Uploader: guyfjhbkjbkjnbkl Uploaded: Jun 23, 2012 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.82
40:00 <robot> how r u doin
40:00 <robot> thats internet shorthand for how are you doin ok
40:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress
41:00 <couleurs> i'm ok n u
42:00 <robot> good ty
42:00 <MrMark> Icehouse......................Great Southern Land
42:00 <robot> ty = thankyou
43:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNWl0KcVc8I
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stoned Americans Eat Australian Snacks Views: 1,520,508 Uploader: BuzzFeedVideo Uploaded: Jun 11, 2016 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.01
43:00 <dematerialised> confirmed couleurs and TheRon are dating
44:00 <Lumeah> oooh
44:00 <robot> ty 4 th info dematerialised
44:00 <dematerialised> npnp
44:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/13427880_1170982749618676_1947882781259185345_n.jpg?oh=b9ba53629aff17b5968acf3e217a4232&oe=57DDEB3B&__gda__=1473101363_a4e9acce120c717c753d735c651fc158
44:00 <dematerialised> that is hideous
45:00 <Doodle> i'd drive it if the rear fitment wasnt so bad
45:00 <dematerialised> i
45:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
45:00 <TheRon> yes!!!
45:00 <robot> wb couleurs that means welcome back
45:00 <MrMark> u sexy man!
45:00 <Clarkson> prob some Hentai porn
45:00 <couleurs> thanks
46:00 <TheRon> will the landlside bring you down
46:00 <couleurs> RiP Meatloaf
46:00 <robot> is meatloaf dead
46:00 <Lumeah> that guys lost ut
47:00 <Lumeah> it*
47:00 <TheRon> don't bring me down bruce
47:00 <robot> dont talk about TheRon like that Lumeah
47:00 <Lumeah> i didn't 
48:00 <Lumeah> you scared him 
48:00 <robot> u did
49:00 <partay> Doodle that is the only time your permitted to post a VW 
49:00 <partay> very worthy
49:00 <MrMark> Meatloaf collapsed on stage
50:00 <partay> too much meatloaf
50:00 <partay> and cocaine 
51:00 <MrMark> snort
52:00 <MrMark> Jesus Hairy Christ on a popsicle stick
55:00 <robot> where is every1
55:00 <robot> couleurs round em up
55:00 <MrMark> more drink
56:00 <MrMark> more booze!!
56:00 <couleurs> idk
57:00 <MrMark> my feet smell
01:00 <robot> Lumeah can i see a pic of uy
01:00 <robot> u
03:00 <faux> TAKING STEPS IS EASY STANDING STILL IS HARDDDDD
03:00 <faux> AND YOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
04:00 <MrMark> burp
06:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0quXl_od3g
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Box - Ride on time Views: 2,054,332 Uploader: BlackBoxHouse Uploaded: Jun 22, 2009 Duration: 4m23s Rating: 4.86
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey faux can you whistle?
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> cause you can't fucking sing
08:00 <faux> whatd u call me
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> fat
08:00 <faux> good 1
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> <3
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> now when do the pants come off?
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh they're already off? Good. Me too
15:00 <dematerialised> taco's middle name is cringe
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey dematerialised?
19:00 <faux> lol shane
19:00 <faux> excellent.
20:00 <dematerialised> my middle name is excellent
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> oi dematerialised?
25:00 <faux> tooo far
26:00 <dematerialised> is everything a baited hook? and are there locks on all our doors?
27:00 <Serenity> mine is shut your sniveling you foul distended pig rectum
27:00 <Clarkson> adelaide are shit
27:00 <dematerialised> you're an exception to the rule, a bonafide rarity, you're all i ever wanted, southern girl, could you want me?
30:00 <partay> *sip*
47:00 <couleurs> tgif
48:00 <partay> tfif
48:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
49:00 <partay> hola
51:00 <MrMark> boo
55:00 <doctor> bam
10:00 <Serenity> dematerialised give me a foot rub ill pay you in nachos and ice cream
11:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/45187590de36711978556548f6402b70/tumblr_o75oytNSqr1tug8xyo1_400.gif
17:00 <robot> hello
18:00 <partay> hello pussysmasher
18:00 <robot> pussysmasher, smasher of pussies
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuckin ants aye
18:00 <partay> the smashiest
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> the cunts are climbing fucking 8 floors to eat my whiskey dregs
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> unless their nest is in the asians flat
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> probably is aye
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> mew ya cunt lets fuck
21:00 <robot> ne robberies goin down 2nitge
21:00 <Mew> later, me and robot only just finished
21:00 <robot> hello Mew.  what?
21:00 <Mew> hi roobi
22:00 <robot> hewwo mew
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh ok how long until the semen drips out?
28:00 <Clarkson> my penis is so soft with enthusiasm
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> cause i have another load for u
29:00 <robot> TropicalStormJim n Clarkson goin out u heard it 1st here
29:00 <Clarkson> or have sex
29:00 <robot> yea
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> just sex
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> i have no robot love 2 give
30:00 <partay> OMG Mew
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck it mew ill just eat it out like a normal guy would, so we can go now
31:00 <Clarkson> some fuck will come up with that hey
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb
32:00 <johninja> Analysis: Bill Shorten’s surprising victory in Leaders’ debate
33:00 <TheRiddler> no one wants to hear about your fantasy of mew
33:00 <robot> ok
33:00 <robot> hi kelly
33:00 <kelly19> hi
33:00 <TheRiddler> go hawks
33:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <partay> johninja they are both as fucked as each other 
36:00 <johninja> yeh libs deserve to be booted tho
37:00 <partay> yes
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
39:00 <partay> oh fuck.. who woke the tard?
39:00 <partay> sadly i think libs will get back in 
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> partsy u aussies still stealing from abos m8?
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> once a con always a con
40:00 <partay> gerogie.. survival of the fittest 
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> once a con
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> son of a c9n
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> con
40:00 <partay> which is why you lose
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> always will be a con
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nothing more
40:00 <partay> i hope so 
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and a migrant
41:00 <johninja> says the migrant
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nothing but migrant convicts still stealin ur way thru life
41:00 <partay> hahahaha
41:00 <partay> and a Korean migrant as well
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> england is not asia m8
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur far away from home and still crims
41:00 <partay> anypone who has sen M*A*S*H knows what georgie looks like 
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cant help but put my facts agains ur slanders 
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> compare notes ay?
42:00 <partay> gerogie.. no-one cares 
42:00 <robot> you should probably quit while you're behind, george
42:00 <partay> it is hilarious coming from a short dick Korean however 
43:00 <partay> be like the robot
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hahah
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i laugh how wites r so racist to abos when abos gave em everything they got!!!
44:00 <partay> robot wheres my NBN
45:00 <TheRiddler> will give back australia when your kind give back korea
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> otherwise u guys still living in floating prison boats m8
45:00 <robot> i've never been racist to an aboriginee
45:00 <robot> go fuck yourself
45:00 <johninja> the only thing i hate more than people who are racist to abos are abos
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not even a word of thanks...at least a thanku if ur not gonna pay for dat  shit
45:00 <TheRiddler> he probably doesn't even know about the history of his own asian country
46:00 <Clarkson> get a job then u hobo fucks
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u guys live in asia
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u realise that?
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u dont like asia.. go back to england m8
46:00 <partay> lol Korea is the sesspool of Asia.. just a crossbreed of pondslime
46:00 <TheRiddler> and you're salty we live here
46:00 <johninja> its oceania you fuckwit
47:00 <johninja> tell the maori they are asian
47:00 <partay> Georgie hates being asian 
47:00 <TheRiddler> he has no clue about anything
47:00 <johninja> self loathing korean
47:00 <partay> hed ove to be 6'2" and white
47:00 <partay> maybe next life georgie
49:00 <TheRiddler> I think georgeandwell_alpha learnt all about this place on wikipedia
49:00 <Zade> next life he is back as a cockroach
49:00 <johninja> at least he won't be able to type
50:00 <TheRiddler> salty england got here first
50:00 <Zade> still be as annoying as fuck though 
50:00 <johninja> tru
51:00 <johninja> i just watched inglorious basterds
51:00 <johninja> was OK
51:00 <TheRiddler> cool
51:00 <TheRiddler> better than that other 1 imo
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yo think likenthis
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if i rob a bank of 1mil
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and i use 1mil invest and make 2mil
52:00 <Serenity> 4 Doodle https://youtu.be/tVj0ZTS4WF4
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Weird russian singer - Chum Drum Bedrum Views: 6,225,311 Uploader: Random Channel Uploaded: Jul 2, 2015 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.86
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> does it mean i keep 2mil and give back 1mil?
52:00 <TheRiddler> no it means 20yrs in prison durrr
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no..law says i must give all back or shred the 2mil
52:00 <partay> johninja yah it was ok
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and i goto jail
52:00 <TheRiddler> you dont read well do you
53:00 <johninja> lol he would get beaten up by the desk clerk
53:00 <TheRiddler> you wont even be able to invest the 1mil
53:00 <TheRiddler> or rob the bank
54:00 <partay> lol johninja
54:00 <partay> he wouldnt be taller than the counter
54:00 <TheRiddler> he would too
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <partay> about as imtinidating as a corgi on heat 
54:00 <johninja> haha
55:00 <johninja> "gg gg give mmm mmeee thhee mmmm moneyy
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> he'd pee his pants as soon as security stands behind him
56:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
56:00 <partay> or ill weally get mad
56:00 <robot> thx couleurs
56:00 <TheRiddler> you're just a bloody joke georgeandwell_alpha
56:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> F☭R THE M☭THERLAND
58:00 <couleurs> No.
59:00 <dematerialised> but glorious lenin party brought us from suffering
59:00 <dematerialised> do you not love him?
59:00 <johninja> too gulag with him
59:00 <dematerialised> a... are... are you a liberal voter?
00:00 <dematerialised> CAPITALIST PIG DOG
00:00 <dematerialised> You are my sword enemy.
00:00 <dematerialised> sworn too
00:00 <Mew> omg dematerialised you can't just ask someone if they're a liberal voter..
00:00 <dematerialised> you owe literally every good thing you have in life to Lenin
00:00 <dematerialised> and his socialist party
00:00 <Mew> what about gough
00:00 <Mew> good ol gough
01:00 <dematerialised> aww didn't work
02:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdo1uRIZMcc
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Whitlams - Gough Views: 18,664 Uploader: thewhitlamsofficial Uploaded: Aug 28, 2013 Duration: 3m17s Rating: 4.92
04:00 <dematerialised> it makes my heart heavy with pain that any person of claimed sanity would think the liberals were worthy or fit to run our country again
04:00 <dematerialised> i would literally be ok with them voting for the sex party if it means they didnt support those capitalist dogs
05:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ1l4UJW04Y
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Regurgitator - ! (The Song Formerly Known As) Views: 288,239 Uploader: Warner Music Australia Uploaded: Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.88
05:00 <partay> dematerialised you're old enough to vote?
05:00 <couleurs> well i'm voteing 4 trump
06:00 <dematerialised> i hope anyone who votes liberal has private health insurance, earns over 80k a year and never has to step foot in a hospital
06:00 <dematerialised> and can afford to send their kids to norway for an education
06:00 <partay> thats 3/3 for me dematerialised
07:00 <johninja> yeh everyone voted aainst labor because they got sick of them changin leader
07:00 <johninja> nek minute
07:00 <dematerialised> did you see the latest poll?
07:00 <dematerialised> only 22% of people are happy with the countries direction
07:00 <partay> im undecided currently... leaning towards labor
07:00 <dematerialised> thats a lot of people saying to theirselves "shits fucked"
07:00 <dematerialised> and getting fucked-er
07:00 <johninja> yeh
08:00 <dematerialised> meanwhile those 22% probably still suck on the tit of their rich parents
08:00 <robot> and i'm just sitting here, masturbating
08:00 <faux> smooooth operator
09:00 <partay> i feel sorry for anyone intending on buyng a house 
09:00 <dematerialised> i listen to the soviet national anthem at least 4 times a day to remind myself that socialism is the only reason we're all not digging up shit on the street to pay for our bread
10:00 <partay> when you have more people receiving govt benefits than not... thats a dangerous plce to be.. and thats where we are headed 
10:00 <dematerialised> soviets were the only ones that could defeat the nazis
10:00 <dematerialised> SOVIET IS STRENGTH
10:00 <dematerialised> STRENGTH IN UNITY
11:00 <couleurs> :)
13:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/UJIMq7D.jpg
15:00 <johninja> Well this Cape honeybee, should it infiltrate another hive, such as those of African honeybees (apis mellifera scutelleta), can wreak havoc by laying clones of itself. Those clones hatch and then make clones of themselves. In short order, they overcome the latent genetics in the hive. 
16:00 <robot> ahhhh, chucked me jamies on to get warm
19:00 <partay> robot always thinking
22:00 <dematerialised> man if you do some research into the sovient union, a lot of what they did and believed in made sense
22:00 <dematerialised> like completely getting rid of religion
23:00 <Mew> Fenn dogga
23:00 <dematerialised> fuck off Fennec_Fox
23:00 <Mew> omg ty
24:00 <Mew> jesus 
24:00 <robot> yes, my child?
24:00 <partay> youd love the robot / partay combo
25:00 <Mew> i am a fan of combos
25:00 <robot> LOl
25:00 <TheRiddler> hah
25:00 <TheRiddler> hawks 1
25:00 <TheRiddler> err
25:00 <TheRiddler> won
26:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler do you bleed red?
26:00 <dematerialised> would you lay down your life to protect socialism?
28:00 <faux> hawks à
28:00 <faux> 1
30:00 <johninja> maybe if he had some good socialist internet he could answer your question
30:00 <dematerialised> i know right
30:00 <partay> Mew how is your island?
31:00 <dematerialised> seriously though, everything about socialist soviet russia was good
31:00 <dematerialised> the cost of energy was down
31:00 <dematerialised> in some cases it was free
31:00 <robot> unless of course, you lived there
31:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> massive development of public infrastructure
33:00 <dematerialised> before the invent of socialism, eduction wasn't free
33:00 <faux> hello
33:00 <dematerialised> 85 of the population was illiterate before the USSR came along
33:00 <faux> whos naked
34:00 <faux> and whos takin pix
34:00 <robot> me
34:00 <robot> n u
34:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <partay> dematerialised have you been reading wikipedia again?
34:00 <Serenity> id take naked pix with faux
34:00 <Serenity> fyi
35:00 <faux> for*
35:00 <faux> ;D
35:00 <partay> its irc everyone is naked
35:00 <Serenity> im certainly not
35:00 <faux> shut up partay no one rattled ur cage 
35:00 <Tiggier> society sux
35:00 <Serenity> its too cold
35:00 <dematerialised> did you just say socialism sucks riddler?
35:00 <Clarkson> fucken hell why is Arrow on so late
36:00 <faux> k sez i finished ep2
36:00 <faux> forgot how much i hate piper
36:00 <Serenity> im about 1/3 way through ep 4
36:00 <faux> shes so irrelevant 
36:00 <Serenity> piper fucking sucks
36:00 <Maurice> I'm just starting now
36:00 <Tiggier> lol
37:00 <faux> i lold at her infinity tattoo.
37:00 <faux> reds like it looks like an angry 8 what can i tell u
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <Serenity> ahah
38:00 <faux> Maurice u know lina in jane the virgin
38:00 <Maurice> Yeah shes in this
38:00 <partay> someone is watching OITNB
38:00 <faux> yeah i just realised it was her
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> thanks sherlock
38:00 <partay> np
39:00 <partay> i was forced to watch an ep during dinner 
39:00 <faux> RIP Jack Dog
39:00 <partay> i do like Caputo however 
39:00 <dematerialised> RIP Jack Dog
40:00 <Tiggier> I have a headache
40:00 <dematerialised> you should go seek treatment at a socialist hospital
41:00 <Crispy> morning
42:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/J24nBjN.jpg 
43:00 <johninja> Wall of abandoned Salt Mine, Russia
43:00 <dematerialised> pretty cool
44:00 <Crispy> oh wowza
44:00 <couleurs> Cum :)
44:00 <dematerialised> cummmm
45:00 <dematerialised> [19:54:52] [#melbourne] <Serenity> dematerialised give me a foot rub ill pay you in nachos and ice cream
45:00 <dematerialised> sorry i didnt see that
45:00 <dematerialised> and no
45:00 <Serenity> prick
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> slut
45:00 <Clarkson> if my penis was a vibrator and it hit the ground it would cause an earthquake
46:00 <robot> im spewin i didn't get myself some kinda nice drink like coke or OJ
47:00 <Serenity> i have pine mango soft drink but it just tastes like pineapple juice and malibu
47:00 <faux> ok clarky
47:00 <Clarkson> that's fucking stupid as
47:00 <faux> ok
47:00 <robot> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> ok mate
47:00 <robot> Clarkson is narky 2nite
47:00 <Clarkson> and typing on tablet pc's is a bitch
49:00 <johninja> that will do it
49:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> if u guys can live anywhere in the world where would it be
50:00 <faux> AND WHY
50:00 <faux> kgo
50:00 <Serenity> here because im lazy
50:00 <dematerialised> antarctica because everyone else is shit
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> u cant live there though 
52:00 <dematerialised> i can, i just need to become a member of the AAD
52:00 <faux> sez if u could click ur fingers though
52:00 <faux> no moving etc
53:00 <Kumaridinkum> dam
53:00 <faux> become a member of my butt
53:00 <dematerialised> ok
53:00 <dematerialised> :3
53:00 <faux> no
53:00 <Kumaridinkum> i shat halim with curry flavor
53:00 <faux> whos halim
53:00 <Serenity> maybe italy
54:00 <faux> o ye
54:00 <Serenity> love me sum wogs
54:00 <faux> wb
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <johninja> ty
54:00 <faux> and pasta
54:00 <faux> mm
54:00 <johninja> i am not sure
54:00 <johninja> how about you faux?
54:00 <Serenity> and they wouldnt care if im a bit chubzilla over there
54:00 <couleurs> i got corn chip
54:00 <faux> idk somewhere cold and english speaking
55:00 <faux> maybe london
55:00 <dematerialised> antarctica
55:00 <dematerialised> im telling you
55:00 <Kumaridinkum> im marrying to london
55:00 <faux> no ty i dont wanna be completely isooated
55:00 <faux> isolated
55:00 <Crispy> oops
55:00 <Crispy> your marrying london
55:00 <Kumaridinkum> dad found me an american mail order bride
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Crispy> hahaha nice
56:00 <johninja> oh right its beehhh
56:00 <johninja> please continue
56:00 <Kumaridinkum> my aunt is already married with london
56:00 <johninja> shitpost king
56:00 <Kumaridinkum> she loves there sso much still is single
57:00 <Crispy> ohhh yeah i understood that wrong
57:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7ot7ELj.jpg
57:00 <johninja> lel
58:00 <Kumaridinkum> sea will change the infrustructure of landscapes
59:00 <partay> the sooner it swallows you up beehhh the better
59:00 <Crispy> this is rather morbid
00:00 <dematerialised> beehhh is rather morbid
01:00 <robot> cookie monster is serious
01:00 <Kumaridinkum> http://www.smh.com.au/environment/weather/eastern-australian-flood-events-a-significant-rise-in-frequency-says-study-20160617-gplbwi.html
03:00 <Kumaridinkum> i agreed to marry america
04:00 <Crispy> marry a country?
05:00 <Kumaridinkum> nothing wrong with that
05:00 <Kumaridinkum> you can marry an alien craft if you like
05:00 <Crispy> i guess not.. but your marrying into huge econimic debt
06:00 <Crispy> quite the responcebility
06:00 <Kumaridinkum> atleast i could find my way to their liqor stores
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok i tell u wot if it'll make you feel any better u can c me naked
06:00 <johninja> hopefully he gets shot
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> do u wanna c me naked?
06:00 <Crispy> wow
06:00 <Crispy> not really
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> r u sure?
06:00 <partay> TropicalStormJim no
07:00 <Kumaridinkum> why are you guys up against an aboriginal buying a cask
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok well i offered
07:00 <partay> fuck no
07:00 <Crispy> if i wanted to see penis or boobs.. i would just google it
07:00 <Clarkson> designed to give u shit
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> nice knowing u
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> bai
07:00 <Crispy> ciao
07:00 <Kumaridinkum> abos are from tamil decent when the Kumaridinkum sank
07:00 <Crispy> oh. hello first
08:00 <Kumaridinkum> TropicalStormJim the dam in sydney could get overflown by tonight, will you be safe
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger i live on the fucking 8th floor... if im not safe all of sydney is fucked
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> also i kinda own a boat now
10:00 <Kumaridinkum> you could use a fishing rod to catch fresh bait of the harbor
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> and i kinda have a work/rescue truck sitting in my parking space
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah harbour fish have aids
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> also they're gay and transgender like you
11:00 <Kumaridinkum> true you might cought a used nappy instead
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> FUCK THAT SHIT AYE
11:00 <Kumaridinkum> fuck gay people?
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah id rather catch aids from a woman
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> one who doesnt have a penis, like kate does
11:00 <Kumaridinkum> you will have no lack of them
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger i married a slut ok
12:00 <Kumaridinkum> you seemed worried honey, is everything ok there
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> im drunk
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> i pissed away all the fucks i mightve slightly given
12:00 <Kumaridinkum> dont go driving around when u ran out tobacco in a flashflood
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> u wanna fite irl?
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> ...
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> my job description is driving in adverse weather
13:00 <Kumaridinkum> and on booze yah right!
13:00 <dematerialised> your job description is "be a faggot on the internet"
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea not on booze
14:00 <dematerialised> and i must say you are exceeding your minimum requirements
14:00 <Kumaridinkum> well im not barred from having a drink or two
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> besides its not fuckin raining anyway
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> but thanks for asking
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger ur fuckin barred from all of australia
14:00 <Kumaridinkum> if it aint scotch i aint drinking no shit
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> cause you rape men
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> jameson
15:00 <Kumaridinkum> i raped you at highskool remember
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> no? please fill me in?
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> *insert tom cruises laugh here*
16:00 <Kumaridinkum> do u blech ur butt
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah just shit from it
16:00 <Kumaridinkum> pass
16:00 <Kumaridinkum> get a dog up ur arse if you have dementia
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> i thought poofters loved pushing up stool?
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> or so the joke goes
17:00 <Kumaridinkum> thats kinda harsh coming from an aussie greek
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> greek? wtf? i dont own a fish and chip shop
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> or a gold necklace?
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> im not fucking greek u cunt
17:00 <Kumaridinkum> those were the old school from the medium sized boat
18:00 <Kumaridinkum> you dont look english to me either
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> no when they say boat people they dont mean fishing boats... oh actually they do... just not like mine... umm sea boats.
18:00 <robot> god there are some shit talkers in here
18:00 <robot> mainly me
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh ok what do i look like?
19:00 <Kumaridinkum> meco greek malta causacian perhaps
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> cuz u look like a pedo. you even have the pedo smile
19:00 <Kumaridinkum> norell is 27 shes still crying for me
19:00 <Kumaridinkum> my only ts partner
19:00 <Kumaridinkum> you fancy my lover dude?
19:00 <robot> anyway that's the story of why faux owes me five dollars.  she won't be looking at toasters the same way again!
19:00 <robot> oh
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> compare to the pictures you post of yourself
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> tell me that im not wrong
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> they should teach this shit at goulburn
20:00 <Kumaridinkum> http://imgur.com/a/eNslI
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuk u both have the pedosmile aye
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> how old is norells teddy bear? 3?
21:00 <Kumaridinkum> you fancy our love
21:00 <Kumaridinkum> i bought for her
21:00 <Kumaridinkum> she think im her bear
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> dont u need a beard or a chain or an ear ring to be a bear?
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb sleeping
22:00 <Kumaridinkum> vomit it out first
22:00 <Kumaridinkum> or you will make a mess
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> have to be up at fuckin 6 to save cunts from wetness
23:00 <Kumaridinkum> wrap a condom while in bed
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> condoms are for poofters
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> btw for the record, i consider all teenagers to be poofters
24:00 <Kumaridinkum> use a coke bottle to piss
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> no wonder ur in fuckin bangladesh
24:00 <Clarkson> they didnt know if it was the poop or blood
24:00 <Kumaridinkum> are the dam spilled yet
25:00 <Kumaridinkum> i hope the water stays there for the whole of winter for you
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> oi u no that most bitches dont wear a fuckin bra to bed aye
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> so norell wearing one in bed isnt just fake in that she has no fucking tits, but fake in the sense that shes pretending to be something that doesnt fucking exist
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> she's a weird cunt aye... without the cunt
26:00 <Kumaridinkum> you up against my lover, how dare you bro
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 fite me irl ok
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill have u fukin deported
27:00 <Kumaridinkum> http://imgur.com/a/zhZK0
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> o wait nvm
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> u still have the pedo smile in that first pic btw
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> oi but dont get me wrong u fuckin homo poofter
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> ur alright and i like u
28:00 <Kumaridinkum> i got toothache you moron
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> even if u rape men i still like u
28:00 <Kumaridinkum> whose werent flexing i was showing how slim i got
28:00 <Kumaridinkum> you are as dumb as one could get and dumber
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok i really must sleep now cause cunts will be wet tomorrow
29:00 <Kumaridinkum> i never raped norell, i rides my knob in her puss
29:00 <Kumaridinkum> she*
29:00 <Kumaridinkum> feels good
30:00 <Crispy> usually does
30:00 <Kumaridinkum> then we we have a toke
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> i mean real cunts btw... different to what you describe as norells puss... also different to vaginas too... but cunts none the less
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> while im gone try to not be a fuckin rapist homo faggot ok?
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> u can do it m8
30:00 <Kumaridinkum> your just insane man
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> thnx
31:00 <Kumaridinkum> hope the karma police delivers to ya
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOL
31:00 <Tiggier> stfu
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> u guiz say im a bad troll but yet i just trolled beehhh
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> ashley u dumb cunt grow some fuckin balls aye
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> also grow a woman
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> ud probably enjoy growing that one
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 83,878,349 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.56
38:00 <partay> http://imgur.com/gallery/snE9e
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger this is the fuckin internets
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> read the comments for your response u dumb cunt
40:00 <British^Meat> lol the old coots finally broken
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> your bmw?
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> how?
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> retirement? worthless? shit owner who cant drive?
43:00 <couleurs> :)
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb not giving a fuck
44:00 <British^Meat> yup, confirmed
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freal
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ks
45:00 <British^Meat> Kit kat :P
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea m8 take a break
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> u fuckin earned it or some bullshit
46:00 <Clarkson> well I get enough media in my bedroom that I dont need a vietnam whore
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe go into the car park and suck on a faggot
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> BM
48:00 <couleurs> welcome 2 Trevor hour katatonic_kake01 
49:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 welcome to retard hour
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> big t needs to p
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> just fuckin relax while im gone ok
50:00 <couleurs> georgeandretard leaves, behhh leaves... this 1 never does
50:00 <couleurs> the 3 idiets
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> winning
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, retards aside I got a distinction for me research proposal 
53:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 brainiac
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> confident that me masters could be a happening thing….
54:00 <partay> GPA of 5+ impressive
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just like doing research … if it’s an area of interest.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wouldn’t mind doing policy at govt. level
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but guess yo’ have to start wif local govt. areas first....
56:00 <partay> nope
56:00 <partay> not at all
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> go n’ get a masters and they just say sure, you can do X job>
57:00 <partay> youd be more qualified than most
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> but masters is just resarch
57:00 <partay> true
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> a large part
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> thesis…. 60,000 words
57:00 <partay> but it the stuff between the lines
57:00 <partay> you can complete a rask to a certain standard 
58:00 <partay> within a ceetain timeframe
58:00 <partay> etc
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> pedagogy of social sciences….
58:00 <Tim-Sim> how can somebody afford to do a masters? do they pay you while you are studying?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hecs
58:00 <partay> some employers will pay half
58:00 <partay> hecs the rest
58:00 <couleurs> didn't know you played golf...
58:00 <partay> you can post-grad hecs now
59:00 <partay> up to 90K
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hecs it all up
59:00 <partay> i hecs my MBA 
59:00 <Tim-Sim> sounds like a lot of debtr
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s prob baby brain making me want to do a masters lol
59:00 <partay> Tim-Sim yes it is
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you only pay back a % per year
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