// #melbourne — 2016-06-11
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00:00:00 <amsy> lol btw
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im watching….game of silence
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s watchable
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll save wolf creek for the hubby
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he wants to watch it…
00:01:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/LYrb17l me irl
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
00:01:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it creeps up on you
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i was patient enough i’d stop watching GOT
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then binge watch in one day
00:02:00 <amsy> yeah but people love to spoil the shit out of it
00:02:00 <Clarkson> and fuck in the 4 years i owned it i never opened the radiator cap once
00:02:00 <amsy> so no thx
00:02:00 <dematerialised> that seems unwise Clarkson
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cunts
00:02:00 <Clarkson> still fucking annoying
00:02:00 <dematerialised> annoying it might be Clarkson but it's a neccesary part of car maintanence
00:02:00 <Clarkson> i think British^Meat dislikes breasts
00:02:00 <dematerialised> me too Clarkson, he seems rather homosexual
00:02:00 <Clarkson> i'm at work???.. so like entertain me n' shit (please)
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if brienne fucks the wilding dude
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’d be hilarious
00:03:00 <amsy> lol kristoffer hivju is a good actor
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that the dude
00:03:00 <amsy> ye
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is good
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like him
00:03:00 <amsy> hes in pretty much all norwegian movies
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
00:04:00 <amsy> he looks to be quite funny in Birkebeinerne too
00:04:00 <amsy> newish norwegian movie
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> so its 12 am and my cat has decided to hide in a plastic bag…:|
00:06:00 <dematerialised> you're a newish norweg movie
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> youwish you were norwegian
00:06:00 <dematerialised> i do actually they have nice scenery
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> what sweets do they have in norway>
00:06:00 <amsy> they doooo
00:07:00 <amsy> fuck all
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
00:07:00 <amsy> nah they have some good stuff
00:07:00 <dematerialised> i dream of actually having money and being able to travel around northern european/scand countries
00:07:00 <amsy> i tend to like the oldschool snacks though for some reason
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoked fish with icing sugar?
00:08:00 <amsy> there vanilla wafer bite thibgs called Gullvafler
00:08:00 <amsy> theyre my favourite
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow stepping out’
00:08:00 <amsy> lol
00:08:00 <amsy> donuts and stuff are meh
00:09:00 <amsy> they have one with a ring of raspberry jam on the inside which is pretty cool
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah some are too yeasty, generally speaking
00:09:00 <amsy> icecreams are kinda boring compared to aus
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
00:09:00 <amsy> mm
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they have snacky snacks like decent chips and chocolate?
00:10:00 <amsy> i lost weight lol
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake?
00:10:00 <amsy> yeah theres okayish chips
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i’d prob have to go to a country that sold fuck all junk food and you’d get snowed in to actually lose weight LOL
00:10:00 <TropicalStormJim> europe doesnt even have any bin chickens
00:10:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/XFCnFxk
00:10:00 <amsy> i only really eat this mexican flavoured one and corn chips lol
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
00:11:00 <amsy> the chocolate is really nice though
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> winner winner
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate dinner
00:11:00 <amsy> oh
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ me asking about food
00:11:00 <amsy> they have smash!
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont care bout anything else
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is smash
00:11:00 <amsy> smash is special
00:12:00 <amsy> its um....
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> not like bog, i hope
00:12:00 <amsy> bugle chips covered in choc
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh weird
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
00:13:00 <amsy> http://www.spice.no/images/large/507.jpg
00:13:00 <amsy> only the first chip is weird
00:13:00 <amsy> but then you have another one because its interesting
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> the hell
00:13:00 <Clarkson> is that Taboo porn mag still going?
00:13:00 <amsy> and then you suddebly ginish the entire bag
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:13:00 <amsy> suddenly finish*
00:14:00 <amsy> its yum
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> covered in chocolate…. yeah i cant see the chocolate
00:14:00 <amsy> salty chocolate you know
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> noooo
00:14:00 <amsy> its quite popular in aus these days too
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:14:00 <dematerialised> weve got lots of salted caramel
00:14:00 <dematerialised> not really salted choc
00:15:00 <amsy> i saw it eveeerrryyyy where when i was home last
00:15:00 <amsy> same with salted caramel
00:15:00 <TropicalStormJim> cut my wife into pieces dis is my last resort
00:15:00 <amsy> something thats been here forever too
00:15:00 <dematerialised> can honestly say i've not seen/heard it
00:15:00 <dematerialised> i might ahve to investigate
00:15:00 <TropicalStormJim> suffocation no reason dont give a fuck if i tell u im bleedin
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you be lame else where trevor
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> like your own network
00:16:00 <TropicalStormJim> i am lamest on ic
00:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> +r
00:17:00 <dematerialised> taco were you born a faggot or did you have to work on it?
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit
00:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, i listen to george michael daily
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay
00:18:00 <amsy> id consider sending someone a packet of smash
00:19:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIT4Hk6YP5o
00:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dean Martin - Papa Loves Mambo Views: 1,280,469 Uploader: xxxdjvideoxxx Uploaded: Dec 23, 2007 Duration: 5m21s Rating: 4.87
00:20:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://i.imgur.com/vSfHDqr.jpg
00:22:00 <TropicalStormJim> he did go somewhere else... bangladesh
00:24:00 <President_Trump> how's your wife TropicalStormJim?
00:24:00 <British^Meat> :)
00:25:00 <President_Trump> was she attracted to you because you are a big strong policeman?
00:25:00 <dematerialised> must be that time of night
00:26:00 <President_Trump> demat where is puff?
00:31:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7lcgBGjkiE
00:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pentium vs 486 PC (1993) Views: 143,233 Uploader: ckmogo Uploaded: Mar 12, 2013 Duration: 5m31s Rating: 4.86
00:31:00 <Immutable> President_Trump, where is jen?
00:32:00 <President_Trump> shes here, want me to say hi for u?
00:32:00 <Immutable> sure
00:32:00 <President_Trump> she asked why u blocked her
00:33:00 <Immutable> I didn't block her she blocked me!
00:34:00 <President_Trump> really? dunno why she asked to ask that then, brb gunna bash her
00:34:00 <President_Trump> k shes got a black eye
00:34:00 <President_Trump> just a warning
00:38:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/59e0155fd696cfc4fb2626adc1909bcd/tumblr_nzu2m2f1X31tam90vo7_250.gif
00:42:00 <British^Meat> something we can all relate too
00:45:00 <TropicalStormJim> norell has boobs like that
00:45:00 <British^Meat> http://i.giphy.com/e4hlkKqGKHSqk.gif
00:46:00 <dematerialised> lol bmp
00:47:00 <doctor> milky boobs
01:05:00 <Serenity> i want to watch toy story
01:05:00 <dematerialised> i want to find my true calling in life
01:08:00 <Immutable> open your anus
01:08:00 <Clarkson> general cock doesn't sound too good if you ask me
01:08:00 <Immutable> it may come to you
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake?
01:09:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hey yall
01:09:00 <Immutable> oh quinoa or something
01:09:00 <Immutable> or
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> keen wah
01:10:00 <Immutable> its pronounced shit
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> im no
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is my net so slow :|
01:41:00 <b0yGeorge> fun room
01:45:00 <TropicalStormJim> b0y m i glad george is here
01:45:00 <TropicalStormJim> dtf?
01:45:00 <b0yGeorge> lol
01:45:00 <b0yGeorge> dtf?
01:45:00 <TropicalStormJim> yeah down 2 fuck
01:46:00 <TropicalStormJim> asl
01:47:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi tessa dtf?
01:48:00 <Tessa> hi him
01:48:00 <Tessa> jim
01:51:00 <TropicalStormJim> send tit pics
01:51:00 <Tessa> cant on my ipad
01:52:00 <TropicalStormJim> ...
01:52:00 <Tessa> otherwise i would ;)
01:52:00 <TropicalStormJim> u know the ipad has a camera right
01:53:00 <Tessa> yes
01:53:00 <Tessa> but it cant send pics with colloquy
01:54:00 <Tessa> cant email while colloquy is running
01:55:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats ok i dont really want to talk anyway just want to look at your tits
01:56:00 <Tessa> bad luck
09:04:00 <faux> TAKE A CHANCE ON MEEEE
09:04:00 <faux> TAKE A CHANCE TAKE A CHANCE TAKE A CHANCE
09:07:00 <grem> no
09:21:00 <robot> k
09:34:00 <Skirmish> FML by Godsmack. Listen to it. Love it like I love it.
09:46:00 <Serenity> k
09:49:00 <Skirmish> Good.
09:50:00 <Skirmish> The wind is so cold it's making me want to wee every 5 minutes.
09:50:00 <Serenity> rofl
09:51:00 <grem> what r u doing in the wind
09:52:00 <grem> flying ur kite?
09:52:00 <Skirmish> Walking between buildings.
09:52:00 <Skirmish> It's perfect kite weather.
09:55:00 <Skirmish> I met a pretty rosella bird that was a cunt this morning. He was hopping up and down a branch outside the kitchen window kicking off any other rosellas that landed on the same branch it was on. Must have been a female.
10:06:00 <Skirmish> Gasoline by Seether is a cool song.
10:09:00 <Serenity> said no one ever
10:11:00 <Skirmish> I said.
10:12:00 <Skirmish> Have you played cards against humanity serenity?
10:14:00 <Serenity> neg
10:14:00 <Serenity> id like to tho
10:15:00 <ShadowLurker> its pretty fun
10:15:00 <Skirmish> We bought it and played for the first time last weekend with Ethan. Was good fun. Better in large groups though I think.
10:15:00 <Skirmish> With just the 3 of us we moved trough it pretty quick.
10:17:00 <Skirmish> Brother said you can play it online for free.
10:17:00 <Skirmish> Don't think that would be as much fun though.
10:18:00 <grem> does it require alcohol?
10:18:00 <ShadowLurker> i play the online version
10:19:00 <Skirmish> Grem: No but the addition of alcohol would amplify the hilarity.
10:21:00 <Skirmish> Getting a bowling ball this afternoon. $250.
10:21:00 <grem> purple with a pink swirl?
10:22:00 <Skirmish> Blue with green swirl I think. It's for the son. ROTO GRIP unhinged.
10:54:00 <Serenity> all these poor bogans crying all over the target facebook page because theyve cancelled their 6 month christmas laybys
10:54:00 <Serenity> fucking hell people get a grip
10:55:00 <British^Meat> hah
10:55:00 <Serenity> oh nooo little johnny cant have 2 grands worth of plastic crap he will trash before next christmas wahh
10:55:00 <British^Meat> fuck me, i hate going into those places at this time of year
10:55:00 <British^Meat> big w's is coming up next
10:55:00 <British^Meat> can ye send me a link?
10:55:00 <Serenity> same its awful
10:56:00 <British^Meat> i get seriously annoyed at seeing ppl in there with 4 trolleys full of absolute bullshit
10:56:00 <Serenity> umm this should work
10:56:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/targetaus/posts_to_page/
10:56:00 <Serenity> see if you can find my post lol
10:57:00 <British^Meat> "Not happy about stopping the biggest toy sale and only having 8 week layby not fair at all ill be shopping elsewhere for christmas!"
10:57:00 <British^Meat> jesus effing christ
10:57:00 <British^Meat> go to toys r us u foo
10:58:00 <Serenity> or you know takes some fucking responsibility for your own finances
10:58:00 <faux> you beauty
10:58:00 <Serenity> and get a fucking savings accout
10:58:00 <British^Meat> lol. ppl are getting seriously angry
11:00:00 <Serenity> they are
11:00:00 <Serenity> its just so stupid
11:05:00 <British^Meat> just not the face
11:05:00 <British^Meat> at the mo my stubble is at its optimal length
11:06:00 <Serenity> lol
11:23:00 <immutable> Don't even know what lay by is.
11:32:00 <TheDarkTruth> good morning/afternoon/evening everyone! how are we all?
11:35:00 <aliasd> hai
11:36:00 <aliasd> what is TheDarkTruth?
11:40:00 <TheDarkTruth> aliasd: The Dark Truth is that element within us all, it is the dark element that some of us try and quash, in an attempt to pretend that it is not a part of their psyche.. it is that voice, that it starts as a quite, almost imperceptible voice - but it is there, it is the element that balances our decision-making...
11:41:00 <Serenity> you scared him bro
11:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> Maybe I just bored him to sleep
11:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> ?
11:42:00 <TheDarkTruth> it would not be the first time - and I've little doubt it'd be the last :)
11:44:00 <faux> NeXT
11:44:00 <faux> lol just spoke to mum shes shivering as shes talking
11:44:00 <faux> bloody tassie
11:46:00 <Serenity> it would be extra cold down there i guess
11:50:00 <faux> yah she said shes wearint like 5 layers
11:50:00 <faux> lol
11:50:00 <faux> id be melting
11:50:00 <faux> i hate too much clothes
11:52:00 <TheDarkTruth> it's pretty nippy in Melb too today... the wind-chill is surprising nippy..
12:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
12:54:00 <British^Meat> greets
12:54:00 <British^Meat> sup
13:16:00 <British^Meat> rude
13:46:00 <faux> wish my headache would fuck off already
13:48:00 <TropicalStormJim> i can massage ur penis until it goes away
14:06:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
14:10:00 <dematerialised> also holy shit it's cold
14:11:00 <immutable> It is the afternoon
14:36:00 <dematerialised> not where i am
14:44:00 <faux> its past 12 there ok so yeah it is!
14:45:00 <dematerialised> i am clearly currently residing in sri lanka
14:46:00 <faux> lollllll
14:47:00 <dematerialised> i started sleeping with my fan off and with the door to my room closed so i dont hear the fridge
14:47:00 <dematerialised> i slept so well last night
14:47:00 <dematerialised> so well infact i slept through all my alarms and 2 phone calls with the phone on the table next to me
14:50:00 <faux> lol
14:50:00 <faux> how loud is your fridge
14:51:00 <dematerialised> not very, but it kicks in and off every 30 minutes or so
14:51:00 <dematerialised> when it kicks in it's loud
14:51:00 <faux> dads fridge in his garage does that
14:51:00 <faux> its so annoying
14:52:00 <faux> its the freezer bit i thinj
14:52:00 <dematerialised> it sounds like a spaceship, clunk *whirring noise that slowly fades out*
14:52:00 <faux> yeah lol
14:52:00 <faux> and when jt stops its like bliss
14:52:00 <faux> momentarily.
14:52:00 <dematerialised> hah
15:12:00 <robot> ye
15:13:00 <dematerialised> and then i was like, that fucking left wing nut johninja
15:14:00 <johninja> yeah fuck that guy
15:14:00 <Clarkson> the dish ran away with the mother fucking spoon
15:14:00 <johninja> oh wait...thats me
15:14:00 <dematerialised> hehe
15:15:00 <johninja> I've 3 episodes left on season 5 of GOT
15:16:00 <johninja> fuck its taken a while to watch all that
15:16:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:16:00 <dematerialised> i started watching the wolf creek miniseries last night
15:16:00 <dematerialised> stays true to the movies but with a storyline
15:16:00 <dematerialised> its good
15:16:00 <johninja> oh yeah, my mate was saying the plot is pretty wacky
15:17:00 <johninja> i never seen the movies though, maybe its meant to be that way
15:18:00 <dematerialised> first one was good and creepy as hell
15:18:00 <Clarkson> u started to put shit together
15:18:00 <dematerialised> second one was about 80% as good
15:18:00 <Serenity> i told you it was you you jerk
15:18:00 <dematerialised> your face is a jerk
15:18:00 <dematerialised> -off target
15:19:00 <Serenity> yes ty
15:19:00 <Serenity> i enjoyed the series more than the movies tbh
15:19:00 <Serenity> second one was boring
15:19:00 <dematerialised> second one just had a shitty plot
15:19:00 <dematerialised> i didnt like the whole british tourist thing
15:19:00 <johninja> joel is back as toffee
15:20:00 <johninja> i dunno how he knew to msg me
15:20:00 <johninja> doesn't look like he's in any roooms i'm in
15:20:00 <dematerialised> he loves you <3
15:20:00 <Serenity> they have a spy in here john
15:20:00 <johninja> yeh
15:20:00 <johninja> ahh
15:21:00 <Serenity> its either a bot or a person running a script that relays the chat to somewhere
15:21:00 <johninja> lol how sad
15:21:00 <johninja> #melbourne4dummies
15:21:00 <Serenity> it is a bit
15:22:00 <Serenity> thats why i dont bother about trying to find out who/what is doing it.. I dont care enough lol
15:22:00 <dematerialised> lol trump was going on for hours last night about my sensual irc text lullabies
15:22:00 <dematerialised> i think they are jealous i get all the irc pusys
15:23:00 <Serenity> look I know amelias pussy is large but its not ALL the pussy
15:23:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:23:00 <dematerialised> oh my
15:23:00 <Serenity> plz dont tell her i said that
15:23:00 <Serenity> *sniff*
15:23:00 <dematerialised> you won't have to
15:23:00 <dematerialised> they will lol
15:23:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:23:00 <Serenity> yep
15:23:00 <johninja> lol
15:23:00 <johninja> she can handle a joke
15:24:00 <Serenity> i was joking lol
15:24:00 <Serenity> im not scared of meelies shes a tic tac
15:24:00 <dematerialised> meels is harmless
15:24:00 <Serenity> and im still fatter than her ill just sit on her
15:24:00 <johninja> yeh
15:24:00 <dematerialised> she's a big cuddly koala bear
15:25:00 <TheDarkTruth> they are not bears..
15:25:00 <Serenity> thats why jerome and mayo come on saying things like TELL US ABOUT ... ... ... they think theyre super cool cause theyve seen things they shouldnt
15:26:00 <Serenity> i figured it out the other day
15:26:00 <johninja> ohhh
15:26:00 <dematerialised> yeah when they were like "amelia tells us about your pedoing"
15:26:00 <dematerialised> im like
15:26:00 <dematerialised> i do it in main chat
15:26:00 <dematerialised> you retards
15:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
15:26:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:26:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
15:26:00 <johninja> hey kk
15:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai guys - sup?
15:26:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, chinwaggin
15:26:00 <dematerialised> technically im working
15:26:00 <dematerialised> wbu
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
15:27:00 <johninja> yeh, shootin the breeze
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just woke up
15:27:00 <dematerialised> nice
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> nana nap ftw
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could sleep another 5 hiurs easily
15:27:00 <Serenity> i napped and.. watched friends today
15:27:00 <Serenity> my life is so busy... .
15:27:00 <johninja> lol
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i started knitting a baby blanket
15:28:00 <johninja> haha
15:28:00 <johninja> you went full nanna
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cast on 800 stitches (oj like 25) and was like fuck this SLEEP
15:28:00 <Clarkson> [19:13:24] he's like asleep n shit
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have!
15:28:00 <Serenity> i wish i could work out how to crochet
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I kinda feel lost with out the panic if a uni assignment, it’s fucking weird!!!!!
15:28:00 <Serenity> i want to crochet my new nephew a blanket
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah same!
15:28:00 <dematerialised> my sister is a mad crochetter
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Me mum makes awesome blankets
15:28:00 <dematerialised> she was making blankets and shit at the age of 12
15:28:00 <Clarkson> white you can take my cock in your arse u faggot
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> in like seconds
15:29:00 <Serenity> knitting was a piece of piss to learn online but crochet not so much
15:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. it’s weird and hard
15:29:00 <Serenity> i have a feeling its one of those things that you just 'get' one day and then its easy
15:29:00 <dematerialised> she made me gloves and a beanie too
15:29:00 <dematerialised> so i could commit crimes
15:30:00 <johninja> lol
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so serenity… like knitting.. there are 900 ways to cast on, 900 stitches and one day it just clicks
15:30:00 <johninja> and nobody would be able to trace back the beanie and gloves to a manufacturer
15:30:00 <johninja> brilliant plan
15:30:00 <dematerialised> exactly johninja
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:30:00 <dematerialised> she's a very clever girl
15:30:00 <Serenity> i just wanna learn how to do those little squares to make a blanky
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they’re pretty awesome.
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Me mum made Rory a rainbow blanket
15:31:00 <johninja> A woman caught driving completely naked had drunk 12 beers and a bottle of wine before getting behind the wheel
15:31:00 <dematerialised> was she hot?
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and this … weirdo rainbow jacket lol
15:31:00 <dematerialised> because if not i'm not interested
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like one of me clients
15:31:00 <johninja> Asked why she was driving naked, she “calmly” told police she “simply wanted to go for a drive” to the nearby town of Lismore
15:32:00 <johninja> she was going to get dick
15:32:00 <dematerialised> ah
15:32:00 <dematerialised> my kind of woman
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
15:32:00 <johninja> you can be sure of that
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lismore. So she is a hippy git!
15:32:00 <johninja> haha
15:32:00 <johninja> "it's true, i am naked under all this body hair"
15:32:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wish I had a maid
15:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> who like cooked dinner, washed up and then left
15:34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
15:34:00 <dematerialised> me too
15:34:00 <johninja> maybe when they bring in this $4 and hour work for the dole shit
15:34:00 <dematerialised> i dont mind cleaning the house because im not a messy person
15:34:00 <johninja> you can get one
15:34:00 <dematerialised> i just want someone to cook for me
15:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot 4 an hour??
15:34:00 <johninja> yeh
15:34:00 <johninja> apparently thats what it works out too
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking cunts
15:35:00 <johninja> and they get a couple of grand for taking them on
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yah i knew that
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but bloody hell
15:35:00 <Clarkson> pretty ass caramel queen
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s something like $250 a week roughly
15:36:00 <johninja> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-03/unions-angry-at-'$4-per-hour'-intern-plan-for-young-jobseekers/7381386
15:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and our service charges, $266 per fortnight for rent
15:36:00 <johninja> yeah i'm not sure if its on top of the dole or what
15:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think they might get rent assistance of around $100
15:36:00 <dematerialised> rent assistance is normally 50-75$
15:36:00 <dematerialised> on a 300/week rent
15:36:00 <dematerialised> 50/75 a fortnight
15:36:00 <johninja> hmm
15:37:00 <johninja> yeah its on top of the dole
15:37:00 <dematerialised> yea
15:37:00 <johninja> The centrepiece of the move is a scheme to place young jobseekers in internships, working up to 25 hours per week and receiving an extra $200 per fortnight on top of their existing welfare payments.
15:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah on to of the dole for young peeps
15:37:00 <Serenity> when i was getting rent assis i was getting the max amount and it was like $143 or something like that
15:37:00 <Serenity> a fortnight
15:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> still, for a single person… it’s not a lot of money per fortnight.
15:38:00 <dematerialised> its enough to live on though
15:38:00 <Serenity> its not when your rent could be $400 a week lol
15:38:00 <dematerialised> roof + clothes + food
15:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> said who?
15:38:00 <dematerialised> says me
15:38:00 <dematerialised> i lived on centrelinkn for like 3 years lol
15:38:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt call what people on the dole do living
15:38:00 <Serenity> existing maybe
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ive been working with peeps on centerlink for 5 years, and it’s fucking shocking what they have to put up with
15:39:00 <Serenity> getting by
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> EVEN if they’re on a tight ass budget
15:39:00 <dematerialised> its not meant to give them a standard of living working people enjoy lol
15:39:00 <dematerialised> its meant to ensure they dont die on the street
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> well duh
15:39:00 <Serenity> well no its not
15:39:00 <dematerialised> because that looks back
15:39:00 <dematerialised> bad*
15:39:00 <Serenity> some people think its their god giving birth right tho
15:39:00 <Serenity> given
15:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
15:40:00 <dematerialised> yeah, those same people have never worked a day in their life and have no aspirations to be a contributing member of society
15:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… no.
15:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i highly doubt ANYONE wants to attempt to live of $250 bucks a week
15:40:00 <Serenity> i may actually scoop my own brain out with an ice cream scoop if i dont get another job soon
15:40:00 <johninja> lol i had someone say to me recently "what do the government do for me huh?" "well they put a roof over your head and food in your mouth, not sure what else you want"
15:40:00 <Serenity> i dont know how people do it forever
15:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> You’ll find something out soon serenity!
15:41:00 <dematerialised> my brother shits me for it, he says he "looks for work" but he literally doesnt try to improve his chances by finishing school or anything
15:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Are you up for volunteering somewhere - or not your thing
15:41:00 <dematerialised> so im like, go work shovelling shit at a horse stables or go volunteer at vinnies
15:41:00 <dematerialised> nothing
15:41:00 <Serenity> Its not really my thing but i will if i have to kate
15:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not all peeps are into education
15:42:00 <Serenity> i wanna volunteer at cat haven but im not sure how thatll help me get a job haha
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol, you’d be suprised…
15:42:00 <johninja> oh anything looks better than nothing
15:42:00 <dematerialised> pretty much that
15:42:00 <Serenity> yeah anything is better than 'oh i sat on my arse for 2 years'
15:42:00 <johninja> shows you can get out of bed in the morning and have the will to do something
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… you haven’t just sat on your arse :|
15:43:00 <Serenity> it feels like i have
15:43:00 <dematerialised> well no she's a mum
15:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> AH SIF!
15:43:00 <dematerialised> but a mum isn't good on a resume
15:43:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:43:00 <Serenity> its not good at all on a resume
15:43:00 <johninja> well
15:43:00 <Serenity> if anything youre seen as a liability
15:43:00 <johninja> sometimes yeah
15:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you pad the resume up!
15:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> And you’ve been out of the workforce due to kids…
15:44:00 <johninja> but i mean it does take skills to be a parent too
15:44:00 <Serenity> im not making excuses tho my working 'career' is the way it is because i made silly decisions as a teenager now im paying for it
15:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> indees!
15:44:00 <johninja> and if the person interviewing has kids of their own i'm sure they know the pain
15:44:00 <Serenity> ill get there eventually
15:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
15:44:00 <dematerialised> ^
15:44:00 <dematerialised> if you're at least planning and trying you're doing more than most
15:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I totally recommmed doing a TAFE course in some ind. that you wanna get into.
15:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you usually have to do on the job trianing with the qul. and tha gets you work experience and usually a job.
15:45:00 <Serenity> ive been looking at business courses lately so i can do a diploma in management, there are management jobs EVERYWHERE in perth
15:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT tafe courses are like a bazillion dollars now
15:45:00 <Serenity> like theres 100's of them
15:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally do one online… you’re more than capable
15:45:00 <Serenity> vet fee generally helps with most course fees these days thats not an issue
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ENROL NOW!
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Start… like late June / early JULY
15:46:00 <dematerialised> mmmm cinnamon roll
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
15:46:00 <johninja> "do you have any management experience?" "i'm an op in #melbourne" "sweet"
15:47:00 <dematerialised> hehe
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:47:00 <dematerialised> i've managed absolute cunts for at least 2 or 3 years
15:47:00 <johninja> lol
15:47:00 <Serenity> roflll
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ive ‘case managed’ cunts for like 5
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> u could say that too lol
15:47:00 <Serenity> its not a job id ever considered but there seems to be a high demand for it here so why not i spose
15:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY!
15:48:00 <faux> hello
15:48:00 <Serenity> theres about 3 managers jobs to every other job out there atm
15:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the other side!!
15:48:00 <dematerialised> not like my brother who is like "i want to be an english teacher" and he hasnt even finished year 10
15:48:00 <johninja> hey faux
15:48:00 <faux> hi juan
15:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
15:49:00 <johninja> i got my GED now
15:49:00 <johninja> so technically i finished grade 10
15:49:00 <dematerialised> nice
15:49:00 <faux> i juant to b en anglish tetcher
15:49:00 <Serenity> i want to be lots of things but again.. stupid life decisions as a teenager so now I have to do whatever ive gotta do
15:49:00 <dematerialised> i technically never got my HSC so technically i never finished year 12
15:49:00 <dematerialised> but i went and did tafe/uni to make up for that
15:49:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
15:49:00 <dematerialised> i started working when i was in year 10 so i got distracted lo
15:49:00 <dematerialised> l
15:50:00 <dematerialised> earning those $$$
15:50:00 <dematerialised> spending all of it on lollies
15:50:00 <dematerialised> good times
15:50:00 <johninja> i started doing drugs in grade 10
15:50:00 <faux> dollar dollar bills y'all
15:50:00 <Serenity> i had a job right from 14 until about 21 then ant was born and i only ever did on and off stuff since
15:50:00 <faux> oh anty you came and you stopped me from workyy
15:50:00 <dematerialised> also hello @ faux
15:50:00 <faux> hi
15:50:00 <faux> show me ur butt
15:51:00 <dematerialised> ok brb
15:51:00 <johninja> sheesh
15:51:00 <faux> tenks
15:51:00 <faux> wu
15:51:00 <faux> what u sheeshin at
15:51:00 <faux> dw ur butt is still me fave
15:51:00 <Serenity> all my fucking jeans are too big this is a travesty
15:51:00 <johninja> your butt obesssion is out of control
15:51:00 <dematerialised> also yes this is exactly like when ams asked me for a lullaby, you aint getting shit
15:51:00 <faux> followed v closely by gs69azza
15:52:00 <faux> i have a butt list
15:52:00 <johninja> she just wants the butt not the shit
15:52:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:52:00 <faux> thats not weird is it
15:52:00 <dematerialised> yes
15:52:00 <dematerialised> it's very weird
15:52:00 <faux> still waiting on Serenity
15:52:00 <faux> :'(
15:52:00 <faux> filthy holdout
15:52:00 <dematerialised> just telling it how it is
15:52:00 <Serenity> not happening lol
15:52:00 <dematerialised> dont shoot da messenger
15:52:00 <Serenity> my butt is horrible
15:52:00 <faux> WHY
15:52:00 <faux> ive seen ur vagina
15:52:00 <Clarkson> Im fucking sexy too!
15:53:00 <dematerialised> shes got a point
15:53:00 <Serenity> but my fifi is prettyful
15:53:00 <faux> sif a butt is too much to adk
15:53:00 <faux> ask
15:53:00 <dematerialised> do you have an embarrasing butt tattoo
15:53:00 <faux> shut up clarkson no one asked
15:53:00 <Clarkson> now they banning me from sex again
15:53:00 <Serenity> its even more prettyful now
15:53:00 <faux> oo
15:53:00 <faux> pix
15:53:00 <Serenity> no ive just got a jump square mum butt
15:53:00 <faux> :D
15:53:00 <Serenity> err
15:53:00 <dematerialised> hah
15:53:00 <Serenity> lumpy square mum butt
15:54:00 <faux> whats a mum butt
15:54:00 <faux> is that the flat ones
15:54:00 <dematerialised> my lady crush had cool gaming tattoos on her am
15:54:00 <dematerialised> arm
15:54:00 <faux> my friend had the flattest butt ever
15:54:00 <dematerialised> and i was like thats col
15:54:00 <faux> when she was chubby
15:54:00 <dematerialised> then i saw she had a huge tramp stamp
15:54:00 <dematerialised> and im like
15:54:00 <dematerialised> oh my
15:54:00 <faux> and shed wear jeans with a belt and everytime she bent over slightly we'd see crAck
15:54:00 <faux> hehehe
15:54:00 <Serenity> flat square in share full of cellulite lol
15:54:00 <Serenity> shape
15:54:00 <faux> shes lost all the weight though so her butt is cute now
15:55:00 <faux> sauatlyf
15:55:00 <faux> squat*
15:55:00 <Serenity> mines still awful
15:55:00 <Serenity> ive never had a particularly nice bum
15:55:00 <Serenity> and im too lazy to continue with squats
15:56:00 <dematerialised> i dont do any excercise at all and accordingly i have the body of a deformed fruit
15:56:00 <faux> i bet its not bad at all
15:56:00 <faux> we are our worst critics
15:56:00 <faux> mm fruit
15:56:00 <faux> they sell deformed fruit for cheap at woolies
15:56:00 <Serenity> i dont drink enough alcohol anymore to take these photos of myself rofl
15:56:00 <faux> still tasty
15:56:00 <faux> nust ugly as fuck
15:56:00 <Clarkson> i have a pussy on me
15:56:00 <faux> lol sez
15:57:00 <dematerialised> note to self: ply Serenity with booze for nudes
15:57:00 <faux> i sent doodle pics of me nude butt
15:57:00 <faux> and i was sober
15:57:00 <faux> oops
15:57:00 <dematerialised> thats because you want him to play with your butt
15:57:00 <Serenity> oh i get everything out when im drunk
15:58:00 <faux> no i dontlike butt stuff
15:58:00 <faux> it worries me
15:58:00 <faux> he can smack it
15:58:00 <faux> dassit
15:58:00 <dematerialised> BuTTSTuFF
15:58:00 <faux> lmao
15:58:00 <Serenity> mm
15:58:00 <Serenity> butt slap
15:58:00 <Serenity> i need to teach ShadowLurker how to slap hes not very good at it
15:59:00 <dematerialised> everything except the face
15:59:00 <Serenity> yer no face slapping
15:59:00 <Serenity> im not into that
16:00:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/lJuf7oB.jpg
16:00:00 <dematerialised> half way to my fetish
16:00:00 <faux> shane.
16:00:00 <Serenity> wow
16:00:00 <faux> no.
16:00:00 <Serenity> ive forgotten sex
16:00:00 <Serenity> itsbeen so long
16:01:00 <dematerialised> im just happy when i had chrissie swan over i was still able to get hard
16:01:00 <Serenity> lol >.<
16:01:00 <Serenity> god help me if i ever needed to date again guys would be like.. are you made from warm playdough... what is this
16:02:00 <Doodle> [15:57] <faux> i sent doodle pics of me nude butt
16:02:00 <Doodle> HNGGGG
16:02:00 <Doodle> send more
16:02:00 <dematerialised> yeah but you don't have a face like a train accident sezz
16:02:00 <faux> NO
16:03:00 <Serenity> thanks.. I think rofl
16:03:00 <faux> i sent two on two diff occasions
16:03:00 <faux> not co tmorting
16:03:00 <faux> co tmdlxisnsmmtorting
16:03:00 <faux> FUCK
16:03:00 <faux> contorting
16:03:00 <faux> anymore!
16:03:00 <Doodle> use a timer jeez
16:03:00 <faux> rofl no
16:03:00 <faux> thats weord
16:03:00 <Serenity> ants teacher asked me if i was sick yesterday lol
16:03:00 <Doodle> o
16:03:00 <Doodle> brb
16:04:00 <dematerialised> wouldnt it be easier to lay on bed and take a pic of your butt over your shoulder faux?
16:04:00 <faux> r u goin 2 gake butt pox
16:04:00 <faux> thats what i did i was like a pretzel
16:04:00 <dematerialised> oic
16:04:00 <Serenity> excuse me
16:04:00 <Serenity> show me
16:04:00 <faux> i didnt bend over and spread me cheeks
16:04:00 <faux> NO IM HY
16:04:00 <faux> SHY
16:04:00 <dematerialised> haha i didn't think you would
16:04:00 <dematerialised> i was just thinking logistics
16:05:00 <Serenity> rofll
16:07:00 <Doodle> not that time she didnt
16:07:00 <dematerialised> this song reminds me of cruising highways in summer
16:07:00 <dematerialised> this weather needs to fuck off
16:08:00 <Doodle> i just changed me headlights back over
16:08:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:08:00 <dematerialised> a solid weeks worth of work
16:08:00 <dematerialised> :P
16:08:00 <Doodle> and stuck those shitt led's in me rego plate light spot
16:08:00 <Doodle> +y
16:08:00 <Doodle> yeah fucken
16:08:00 <Doodle> was quicker this time
16:08:00 <dematerialised> i just stuck phillips +100's in the front on the projectors
16:08:00 <dematerialised> i thnk thats why people keep flashing me
16:09:00 <Doodle> lol ye
16:09:00 <Doodle> these ones are NORMAL
16:09:00 <Doodle> i'll be able to SEE again
16:09:00 <Doodle> theyre sposed to be blue but they never are
16:09:00 <Doodle> more white
16:10:00 <dematerialised> yeah these are "white" colour
16:10:00 <dematerialised> the stock ones were pretty white already
16:10:00 <dematerialised> but these are brighter
16:10:00 <faux> almost sent sez me butt then got hshy
16:10:00 <faux> lol
16:10:00 <dematerialised> do it faux
16:10:00 <dematerialised> and then also send to me
16:10:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:10:00 <dematerialised> i want fauxbutt in me catalog
16:10:00 <Serenity> haha sif shy
16:10:00 <faux> noway
16:10:00 <Serenity> IVE SEEN YOUR VAG
16:10:00 <faux> ye but i have a lovely vag
16:11:00 <faux> me butt makes me nervous
16:11:00 <Serenity> how did dat hapen - amelia
16:11:00 <faux> lmao
16:11:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:11:00 <faux> wat did you do wif dat
16:11:00 <faux> lolllll her and me lil cuz type exactly the sameski
16:11:00 <faux> twins
16:11:00 <dematerialised> serenity had like pics of my dick from 7 different angles
16:11:00 <dematerialised> at at least two full body nudes
16:12:00 <faux> show me
16:12:00 <Serenity> had
16:12:00 <faux> and ill send u 1 butt cheek
16:12:00 <Serenity> its like you enjoy teasing me about losing my noods
16:12:00 <dematerialised> i do
16:12:00 <faux> lol
16:12:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:12:00 <Serenity> monster
16:12:00 <dematerialised> DOBBY IS FINALLY FREE
16:12:00 <Serenity> i have 1 left
16:12:00 <Serenity> it was in the message thread
16:12:00 <dematerialised> liar
16:12:00 <faux> i have seen many a butt on here
16:12:00 <faux> i enjoy butts
16:12:00 <faux> also gs69azza sends me his daily on snapchat
16:13:00 <dematerialised> i bet its the one where my dick was shriveled up too
16:13:00 <Doodle> SEND EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE
16:13:00 <Doodle> etc
16:13:00 <Serenity> yep
16:13:00 <Serenity> rofl
16:13:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:13:00 <Serenity> ill send you a screenie'
16:13:00 <dematerialised> yeah no
16:13:00 <Doodle> eeee
16:13:00 <faux> why wojld u send someone a flaccid cock pic
16:13:00 <dematerialised> i dont need reminding
16:13:00 <faux> u weirdo
16:13:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:13:00 <Serenity> im gonna
16:13:00 <faux> send it to me
16:13:00 <faux> :D
16:13:00 <dematerialised> faux becauase i just dont give a shit
16:13:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:13:00 <faux> if a dude sent me a flaccid cock pic id ask for a refund
16:14:00 <Serenity> i wish i had the body shots cause im pre sure you tried to deny sending them one night
16:14:00 <Doodle> i want to go for a drive with me new lights on but its not dark yet
16:14:00 <dematerialised> i think i sent it because i wanted to prove that i had a tiny dick
16:14:00 <faux> drive to syd
16:14:00 <faux> by the time u get here itll be dark
16:14:00 <faux> and then light.
16:14:00 <dematerialised> FFS Serenity
16:14:00 <Doodle> thats why i send them dematerialised
16:14:00 <Serenity> ok brb
16:14:00 <dematerialised> i just heard my phone go off
16:14:00 <Serenity> HAHAHA
16:14:00 <Serenity> <3
16:14:00 <Serenity> thats the most important pic
16:15:00 <faux> k sez whatsapp
16:15:00 <Serenity> ok brb
16:15:00 <faux> omg im scared
16:15:00 <faux> lol
16:15:00 <dematerialised> seeing that picture again has ruined my self esteem
16:15:00 <Serenity> woahhh
16:15:00 <dematerialised> brb slitting wrists
16:15:00 <Serenity> dat butt
16:15:00 <Serenity> im never sending you a butt pic ever
16:15:00 <faux> WHAT WHY
16:15:00 <dematerialised> i want to see the butt!
16:15:00 <Doodle> i dont have a back seat
16:15:00 <Serenity> because yours is like.. perf
16:15:00 <Serenity> wtf
16:16:00 <faux> wtf no its not
16:16:00 <Serenity> IT IS
16:16:00 <Doodle> i is pretty wonderful hey sezz
16:16:00 <Serenity> ffs lemme go get a parking spot at the school lol brb
16:16:00 <dematerialised> if i get whatsapp will i see butt?
16:16:00 <Doodle> i want to live in it
16:16:00 <faux> ok drive safe
16:16:00 <dematerialised> please confirm
16:16:00 <faux> NO
16:16:00 <faux> will u show people
16:16:00 <dematerialised> er no
16:16:00 <dematerialised> of course i wont
16:16:00 <faux> lies
16:17:00 <faux> i need chocolate i hyperventilated a bit before pressing send
16:17:00 <faux> brb
16:17:00 <dematerialised> i just want to see the butt and provide my professional review on it
16:17:00 <dematerialised> mmm choc
16:17:00 <faux> mm
16:17:00 <faux> aero
16:18:00 <faux> id eat aero off doodles doodle
16:18:00 <faux> for a dollar
16:18:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:18:00 <Doodle> i have $20
16:18:00 <faux> LMAO
16:18:00 <faux> fuck
16:18:00 <Doodle> i can get more
16:18:00 <faux> choked
16:18:00 <faux> cunr
16:18:00 <faux> t
16:18:00 <dematerialised> i actually found money in my wallet yesterday
16:18:00 <Doodle> lol
16:18:00 <Doodle> soz
16:18:00 <dematerialised> i was like where did this come from
16:18:00 <Doodle> m8
16:18:00 <dematerialised> how long has it been here
16:18:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
16:18:00 <Doodle> love that
16:18:00 <faux> i never carry cash
16:19:00 <Doodle> me either usually
16:19:00 <faux> ever
16:19:00 <Doodle> but i blew some dude earlier so
16:19:00 <faux> hnnnnnnnng
16:19:00 <Doodle> rofl as if i did
16:19:00 <Doodle> it was 2 guys
16:19:00 <faux> hy dont u ever takr pix when ur beng gay
16:19:00 <Doodle> lunchtime 2 for 1 spesh
16:19:00 <Doodle> lol
16:20:00 <faux> so selfish
16:20:00 <dematerialised> ok i have whatsapp now
16:20:00 <dematerialised> send me butt cheek
16:20:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:20:00 <faux> NL
16:20:00 <faux> no
16:20:00 <Clarkson> Adonis isn't fucking around, he isn't eating for fun :P
16:20:00 <faux> 420
16:20:00 <Doodle> oshit
16:20:00 <Doodle> brb
16:20:00 <faux> -- Doodle
16:20:00 <faux> k
16:21:00 <Doodle> now i'm in flavour country
16:21:00 <Doodle> -- laramie
16:22:00 <dematerialised> faux if i send butt do i get butt?
16:22:00 <dematerialised> srs question
16:22:00 <Doodle> no she doesnt trade
16:22:00 <faux> ummm
16:22:00 <dematerialised> i am willing to come to terms of trade
16:22:00 <Doodle> u just send her stuff
16:22:00 <faux> idk send butt and ill think about it
16:22:00 <dematerialised> ok
16:22:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME DOODLE
16:22:00 <dematerialised> brb taking butt pic
16:22:00 <Doodle> hi
16:22:00 <dematerialised> pm me ur username
16:22:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:22:00 <faux> R U SAYIN I SEND U NUSSINK
16:22:00 <Doodle> lol no
16:23:00 <faux> its not a username u need phone number
16:23:00 <faux> lol
16:23:00 <Serenity> sif hyperventilate sending pics to me
16:23:00 <Serenity> of all ppl
16:23:00 <Doodle> my username is ohfourtwo
16:23:00 <Doodle> etc
16:23:00 <faux> ye but i get nervous
16:23:00 <faux> doodle was teh first person i showed me butt too
16:23:00 <Doodle> then her butt asplodes
16:23:00 <Serenity> haha
16:23:00 <faux> i have 0 confidence
16:23:00 <faux> sux2bms
16:23:00 <faux> me
16:24:00 <faux> and ms
16:24:00 <Doodle> faux i would stick a letterbox out the front
16:24:00 <faux> whoever that is
16:24:00 <Doodle> bung a chimbley in
16:24:00 <Doodle> and live in ur butt
16:24:00 <faux> rofl
16:24:00 <Serenity> i need a good pair of undies to make me butt look good
16:24:00 <faux> you can prob fit too
16:24:00 <faux> :'(
16:24:00 <Doodle> eee
16:24:00 <Doodle> be right there
16:24:00 <faux> k
16:24:00 <faux> c u spoon
16:24:00 <faux> -p
16:24:00 <Doodle> eeheheh
16:24:00 <Doodle> brb agen
16:24:00 <Serenity> Doodle wants some fauxy pie -jerome
16:25:00 <faux> lol
16:25:00 <faux> god
16:25:00 <faux> actually you reminded me
16:25:00 <Serenity> fuck he makes me vomit
16:25:00 <faux> i woke up to highlights
16:25:00 <faux> but i forgt to read them
16:25:00 <faux> dammit
16:25:00 <Serenity> they dont talk about me much anymore
16:25:00 <Serenity> its great
16:25:00 <Serenity> nek minnot 27 highlights tomorrow morning
16:25:00 <faux> damn
16:26:00 <faux> i cant scroll that far
16:26:00 <faux> stupid phone
16:26:00 <Serenity> ill show u when i get home
16:26:00 <faux> k
16:26:00 <Serenity> ive still got it
16:26:00 <faux> woo
16:26:00 <faux> i woke up with a headache
16:26:00 <faux> and still have it
16:27:00 <Serenity> :(
16:27:00 <Serenity> i havent had a headache in a while and thats unusual for me
16:27:00 <faux> its all across me forehead
16:28:00 <Clarkson> 2 fat 4 sex
16:28:00 <faux> go away
16:28:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok bai
16:28:00 <faux> tenks
16:28:00 <Serenity> lol
16:28:00 <dematerialised> ok faux
16:28:00 <dematerialised> pm me deets please
16:29:00 <dematerialised> and prepare for whitest butt you have ever seen
16:29:00 <Serenity> excuse me whats happenjng that im being left out of
16:30:00 <faux> hes sending me butt
16:30:00 <faux> :D
16:30:00 <Serenity> send to me plz ty
16:31:00 <dematerialised> i dont know how to use this contraption
16:31:00 <dematerialised> i have sezz's details so i hitnk i know how to add her
16:31:00 <Serenity> lol
16:31:00 <Serenity> I'd die without whatsapp
16:32:00 <faux> i use telegram more now
16:32:00 <faux> i think i like it better
16:32:00 <Doodle> i use grindr
16:32:00 <faux> i made doodle john and robot download it i aim to convert the population
16:33:00 <faux> STOP BEING GAY WITHOUT PIX DOODLE
16:33:00 <faux> selfish
16:33:00 <Doodle> rofl
16:33:00 <Doodle> there are pix
16:33:00 <Doodle> on grindr
16:33:00 <Serenity> has john got whatsapp tho
16:33:00 <Serenity> cause he better add me
16:34:00 <faux> you dont add people though
16:34:00 <Serenity> woah butt
16:34:00 <Doodle> blaughter
16:34:00 <faux> its just people from your contact list
16:34:00 <Doodle> dont worry dematerialised
16:34:00 <Doodle> she laughed at my butt too
16:34:00 <Serenity> yes i know that pedantic
16:34:00 <faux> WTF SHANE
16:34:00 <Serenity> he needs to give me his phone number
16:34:00 <faux> YOU actuallyhave a cute butt
16:34:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:34:00 <faux> eheeee
16:34:00 <faux> also wtf
16:34:00 <dematerialised> i've worked on it for many years
16:34:00 <faux> youre not like
16:34:00 <faux> fat
16:34:00 <Serenity> he just has a tunny
16:34:00 <Serenity> tummy
16:35:00 <Serenity> hes not fat fat
16:35:00 <faux> you have chicken legs
16:35:00 <faux> your butt is actually tiny
16:35:00 <faux> lolll
16:35:00 <dematerialised> i am glad you have enjoyed reviewing my naked body
16:35:00 <faux> i lovr buts
16:35:00 <faux> i think im gonna do a painting
16:35:00 <faux> of a butt
16:35:00 <faux> for me lounge room
16:35:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:35:00 <faux> ty 4 pic
16:35:00 <dematerialised> npnp
16:35:00 <faux> i will treasure thy butt
16:36:00 <Serenity> I'm depressed a man has a nicer butt than me
16:36:00 <Serenity> i need to get onto squats
16:36:00 <faux> lol shut up
16:36:00 <Serenity> more often
16:36:00 <Doodle> i do them but i hate them
16:36:00 <Serenity> unless ur showing me ur butt shh
16:36:00 <dematerialised> my secret is do nothing and eat nothing but takeaway
16:36:00 <faux> i squat errynight before bed
16:37:00 <Serenity> i do them for a week and give up
16:37:00 <Serenity> im . hopeless
16:37:00 <dematerialised> also my butt probably looks nicer than it is because that had the beauty filter turned up to 100
16:37:00 <faux> show anyone me.butt and die
16:37:00 <dematerialised> .........
16:37:00 <dematerialised> brb fapping intensely
16:38:00 <faux> gross
16:38:00 <faux> dont b vulgat
16:38:00 <faux> r
16:38:00 <dematerialised> that is a butt that i now adore
16:38:00 <dematerialised> above all other butts
16:38:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
16:38:00 <Serenity> its nice eh
16:38:00 <dematerialised> very
16:38:00 <faux> srsly
16:38:00 <faux> show anyone and die
16:38:00 <Serenity> yas
16:38:00 <faux> im not jokng
16:38:00 <dematerialised> as if i would show anyone
16:38:00 <faux> ok good
16:38:00 <faux> tenks
16:39:00 <dematerialised> i am a vault of secrets
16:39:00 <faux> phew
16:39:00 <faux> UR TURN SEZ
16:40:00 <Serenity> im sat outside a school i dont think taking butt pics is a good idea rn
16:40:00 <faux> LOL
16:40:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:40:00 <faux> yeah who are you picard
16:40:00 <Serenity> hahaha
16:40:00 <faux> booom
16:40:00 <Serenity> i can show u me latest comparison pic im in me undies
16:40:00 <faux> yay
16:40:00 <dematerialised> yeah sorry im gonna be obsessing over faux's butt for at least the next 3 weeks
16:40:00 <faux> if u likeys
16:40:00 <faux> omg
16:41:00 <faux> stoppp lol
16:41:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:41:00 <Serenity> uh oh amelia is gonna be sads
16:41:00 <dematerialised> amelia is old news now
16:41:00 <faux> shes gonna ask for pix
16:41:00 <faux> and he'll cave and send it to her
16:41:00 <dematerialised> not even
16:41:00 <faux> and ill have to fly to Perth
16:41:00 <Serenity> hahaha
16:41:00 <dematerialised> she sent me pics of her though
16:41:00 <faux> and murderhim
16:41:00 <Doodle> via ballarat
16:41:00 <Serenity> she showed me her boobs
16:41:00 <Doodle> for secks
16:41:00 <Serenity> well clothed boobs but still
16:41:00 <faux> mm
16:41:00 <faux> dont i wish
16:42:00 <Doodle> crap
16:42:00 <faux> holy fuck sez
16:42:00 <faux> you look incredsies
16:42:00 <Doodle> it attracted me cat
16:42:00 <Doodle> brb
16:42:00 <Serenity> danke
16:42:00 <faux> nice 1 girlfrand
16:42:00 <dematerialised> i also demand sacrifice
16:42:00 <faux> rofl i love how your bra takes up half your torso in te second pic
16:42:00 <faux> hng
16:42:00 <Serenity> rofl :(
16:43:00 <faux> BOOBD
16:43:00 <faux> s
16:43:00 <Serenity> they wont shrink its so annoying
16:43:00 <faux> sif want them to
16:43:00 <dematerialised> *waits for phone to go off because sezz is sending him pics*
16:43:00 <faux> theyre proportional though
16:43:00 <Serenity> i posted it to a group hence the face blurring and my friends like how the hell do your boobs look bigger what the fuck is happening
16:43:00 <Serenity> lol
16:44:00 <Serenity> ill show u if u really want to see demat. youll vomit tho
16:44:00 <dematerialised> of course i do
16:44:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt be asking otherwise
16:44:00 <Serenity> i have your dick as ammo if you share it lol
16:44:00 <dematerialised> out of all the pics we've sent eachother, exactly how many have i ever given out?
16:44:00 <faux> thats a tiny weapon
16:44:00 <dematerialised> give me some credit please
16:44:00 <faux> haahahasndsaks
16:44:00 <faux> soz
16:44:00 <faux> i had to.
16:44:00 <Serenity> haha ok
16:45:00 <dematerialised> so good
16:46:00 <Serenity> ^_^
16:46:00 <Serenity> 46 since sept 1
16:46:00 <dematerialised> also i forgot how tall you are
16:46:00 <Serenity> well.. 45.8
16:46:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:47:00 <Serenity> im 169cm
16:47:00 <dematerialised> for some reason i thnk every girl is like 5ft4
16:47:00 <Serenity> loll
16:47:00 <dematerialised> i think its becuse im a giant
16:47:00 <Serenity> prob why people think im smaller than i actually am now
16:49:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i keep gettimg likes on my target comment
16:49:00 <dematerialised> i hate it when that happens, comment on a public thing and you think its an ordinary comment
16:49:00 <dematerialised> wake up the next morning
16:49:00 <dematerialised> a millionty notifications
16:49:00 <Serenity> haha yeah
16:50:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxj5xVLyj0
16:50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roxette - Dressed For Success Views: 3,998,238 Uploader: Roxette Uploaded: Mar 4, 2009 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.89
16:51:00 <dematerialised> let me catch my buh buh buh buh breath!
16:51:00 <dematerialised> *brorwp browwwr breeeee*
16:52:00 <Serenity> i wish i could go check out th3 food markets in vic park tonight wahh
16:52:00 <Serenity> well i could go.... and just stand there and smell everything
16:53:00 <Doodle> bloody cat
16:53:00 <Doodle> bleeding again
16:53:00 <Serenity> lol
16:53:00 <Serenity> what do you do to him you bully
16:53:00 <dematerialised> im telling you, you have to establish dominance with your butter menthol breath
16:54:00 <Doodle> i pat him
16:54:00 <Doodle> lol
16:54:00 <Doodle> also i pulled a muscle in me groin
16:54:00 <Doodle> it needs a rub
16:54:00 <Serenity> hi
16:54:00 <dematerialised> i dont do groin rubs sorry
16:54:00 <dematerialised> not unless its my own
16:54:00 <Serenity> I do.
16:54:00 <Doodle> a vigorous one
16:54:00 <Serenity> with me lips
16:54:00 <Doodle> eeee
16:54:00 <Doodle> thatll do nicely
16:54:00 <Serenity> i mean.. as
16:54:00 <Serenity> aw
16:54:00 <dematerialised> or faux's because god damn
16:55:00 <dematerialised> ok i need to stop
16:55:00 <Serenity> hahahah
16:55:00 <Serenity> dat butt
16:55:00 <Serenity> I feel so inadequate
16:55:00 <dematerialised> i just wasnt expecting butt of that calibre
16:55:00 <dematerialised> thats all
16:56:00 <Serenity> i kinda was but ive seen it clothed before
16:56:00 <dematerialised> yeah i had no frame of reference
16:56:00 <Serenity> ok almost siren time
16:56:00 <Serenity> bbs
16:57:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srH94OR1TbU
16:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tom Cruise Dance as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder - Extended - Music: Get Back by Ludacris Views: 1,857,128 Uploader: sudofilm Uploaded: Mar 22, 2012 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.89
16:57:00 <Doodle> i could go to sleep to this
16:57:00 <dematerialised> haha i love that scene
16:57:00 <Doodle> lol ye
16:57:00 <Doodle> i think theres a 10h mix somewhere
16:58:00 <dematerialised> probably the best character in the movie next to kirk lazarus
16:58:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
16:58:00 <Doodle> FUCK UR OWN FACE
16:58:00 <Doodle> etc
16:58:00 <dematerialised> LITTERALLY TAKE A STEP BACK AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
16:58:00 <Doodle> hahah
16:58:00 <faux> someone cook medinnerpls..im too warm
16:58:00 <Doodle> i cant me groin hurts
16:59:00 <faux> ill fix it after dinner
16:59:00 <Doodle> on me way
16:59:00 <faux> lollll
16:59:00 <Doodle> ehehe
16:59:00 <Doodle> its nearly dark i'm so excited
16:59:00 <faux> i hAve me doonawrapped around me
16:59:00 <faux> bliss
16:59:00 <Doodle> /nick medoona
17:00:00 <faux> r u a vamp
17:00:00 <dematerialised> yeah i didnt want to get out of bed this morning
17:00:00 <dematerialised> so comfy
17:00:00 <Doodle> ye
17:00:00 <Doodle> hisss
17:00:00 <faux> pix
17:00:00 <Doodle> uh
17:00:00 <Doodle> of what
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
17:00:00 <Doodle> hi katatonic_kate01
17:00:00 <faux> dongobv
17:00:00 <dematerialised> wb k9
17:00:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai thre
17:00:00 <faux> hi k8
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai *waves*
17:00:00 <Doodle> me dongs in hibernation til summer i told u
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
17:00:00 <faux> lolol
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that works for me actually…
17:00:00 <Doodle> its too cold to get it out
17:01:00 <faux> brb weeping
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the heads up
17:01:00 <Doodle> it will be snow capped
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lo @ faux
17:01:00 <Doodle> lol
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so lava cake is in the slow cooker....
17:01:00 <Doodle> o yum
17:01:00 <Doodle> can i have some
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> cubby house has beeen designed
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the child is decorating
17:01:00 <faux> can u take pix wgen its done
17:01:00 <Doodle> lock child in cubby eat cake
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have a massive cardboard box in the lounge room lol
17:01:00 <Doodle> win
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WILL
17:02:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeee
17:02:00 <faux> yay
17:02:00 <Doodle> oh
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ‘lava’ cake is totally ghetto
17:02:00 <faux> yum
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s like packet mix cake
17:02:00 <Doodle> who cares if it tastes good
17:02:00 <faux> me fave
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> with, mousse
17:02:00 <Doodle> how many cans
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> on top then sprinkled wif choc chips
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know the one you just add milk to
17:02:00 <faux> ok pix def required
17:02:00 <robot> i was in the neighbourhood
17:02:00 <Doodle> oh not hair mousse
17:02:00 <Doodle> that would be weird Doodle
17:02:00 <Doodle> u idiot
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh haw haw
17:03:00 <Doodle> i wish me eyes werent burning
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get a stinger this arvo?
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is da lucky man?
17:03:00 <Doodle> lol no
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sure!
17:03:00 <Doodle> i was under me car and dirt fell into them
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear goggles gawd
17:03:00 <Doodle> stupid winter
17:03:00 <Doodle> lol i was wearing me glasses
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fail
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=507EdQW-Lq0
17:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chair for mechanics Views: 46,604 Uploader: kolo007 Uploaded: Dec 22, 2012 Duration: 2m0s Rating: 4.74
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you have one of these
17:04:00 <Doodle> plus i have a cold so theyre already burning
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch
17:04:00 <Doodle> wtf no
17:04:00 <Doodle> lol
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you want one, aye
17:04:00 <Doodle> oh fuck i just remembered
17:04:00 <Doodle> i have some of that eye spray u spray on ur eyelids
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I want one to go to the shops
17:04:00 <Doodle> brb
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops dropped a can… BAM *lowers chair*
17:05:00 <Doodle> it smells like stale beer
17:05:00 <Doodle> its weird
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot, your dick?
17:06:00 <Doodle> yes
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
17:06:00 <dematerialised> oooer beer
17:06:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zmkhuT4Zg
17:06:00 <dematerialised> thats an idea
17:06:00 <Doodle> lol as if
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> was yo dick
17:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sneaky Sound System - Pictures Views: 248,867 Uploader: Sneaky Sound System Uploaded: Sep 9, 2010 Duration: 3m15s Rating: 4.89
17:06:00 <Doodle> i dont drink beer
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeasty!
17:06:00 <Doodle> no ew
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAST INFECTION
17:07:00 <dematerialised> i dont generally drink beer either, but i love me some rogers
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ok, take a tablet and get some cream :P
17:07:00 <Doodle> i dont have those issues being sans foreskin
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of which, i have to organise the child
17:07:00 <Doodle> padlock
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that**
17:07:00 <Doodle> organised
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet this cake is gonna take 900 years to make :|
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bake
17:09:00 <dematerialised> mmm cake
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. better turn out ok
17:09:00 <Doodle> it will
17:09:00 <Doodle> even if it doesnt it will
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> better!
17:10:00 <TropicalStormJim> kool im back 2 day shift
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’re on the dole.
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> why lie
17:10:00 <TropicalStormJim> from monday
17:10:00 <Doodle> does that mean we will see less of you
17:10:00 <dematerialised> i hope so
17:10:00 <TropicalStormJim> u will see me more at this hour
17:10:00 <Doodle> noted
17:10:00 <TropicalStormJim> 4&20
17:11:00 <Doodle> music
17:11:00 <Doodle> yes
17:11:00 <dematerialised> music and beer
17:11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Flairs - Truckers Delight.mp3 (4.6MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:01)
17:12:00 <dematerialised> the king of music and beer has arrived
17:12:00 <TheRon> beer!
17:13:00 <Doodle> whoah
17:13:00 <Doodle> set of custom 20s going for $1300
17:13:00 <dematerialised> yeah but are they actually any good
17:13:00 <Doodle> theyre fucking horrible but they can be repainted
17:14:00 <Doodle> he paid $4500 for them
17:14:00 <dematerialised> ouch
17:14:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/0jwEL1Y.jpg
17:15:00 <dematerialised> i like the style
17:15:00 <Doodle> Fronts 20 x 9.5" +30 offset Tyres Kumho KU31 245/35/ZR20
17:15:00 <Doodle> Rears 20 x 10.5" +27 offset Tyres Kumho KU31 285/30/ZR20
17:15:00 <dematerialised> but they look like they belong on a chrysler 300
17:15:00 <Doodle> then might be a bit wide for a falcon tho lol
17:15:00 <Doodle> ye
17:15:00 <Serenity> i think i need new tyres
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think, the cake smells delish!
17:16:00 <Serenity> i just did a huge burnout unintentionally 50metres down orrong rd cause its wet
17:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:16:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/3MYEHDW.jpg
17:16:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
17:16:00 <Serenity> i feel like a holden driver
17:16:00 <Doodle> i need new rears
17:16:00 <dematerialised> those will fit fine actually doodel
17:16:00 <dematerialised> stock offset is 35
17:16:00 <Doodle> 10.5" wide with 5mm llower offset
17:16:00 <Doodle> they wont fit
17:17:00 <dematerialised> i'll make them fit
17:17:00 <Doodle> ye thats the way
17:17:00 <Doodle> :D
17:17:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:17:00 <Doodle> theyre in nsw btw lol
17:17:00 <Doodle> TEMPE BRO
17:17:00 <dematerialised> nah i dont need new rims anyway
17:17:00 <dematerialised> i like my stock ones
17:17:00 <Doodle> ye
17:17:00 <Doodle> i need to sell me stockies
17:17:00 <Doodle> one i get a leak repaired
17:17:00 <dematerialised> if anything i'd go for something close to the roh azzuros i had on the previous XR
17:17:00 <dematerialised> i like the spoke look
17:18:00 <Doodle> turns out me nrakes are fine so saved about $700 there
17:18:00 <Doodle> ah yeh
17:18:00 <Doodle> *brakes
17:18:00 <dematerialised> i need to check my pads, im pretty sure my front right has gone past the squeal plate
17:18:00 <Doodle> i think i just need to put me foot down harder
17:18:00 <Doodle> o dear
17:18:00 <dematerialised> i just seriously cant be fucked putting the car up and taking wheels off
17:18:00 <Doodle> i hear ya
17:18:00 <Doodle> lol
17:19:00 <dematerialised> coz as soon as i do that, i iwll be like
17:19:00 <dematerialised> cool now i can do oil
17:19:00 <dematerialised> and check exchaust rattle
17:19:00 <dematerialised> and a million other things
17:19:00 <Doodle> lol ye
17:19:00 <Doodle> i also need 2 front LCA bushes cos one of mine is nonexistent
17:19:00 <Doodle> the other one is chewed
17:19:00 <Doodle> explains the creaking when i back out of me driveway
17:19:00 <Doodle> i thought it was just me
17:19:00 <dematerialised> yeah i've got no knocks or anything yet
17:20:00 <Doodle> i was expecting a huge list so 2 lca bushes and tyres is ok
17:20:00 <Doodle> oh and me diff bush has a small crack in it but no isses yet
17:20:00 <dematerialised> i got el cheapos for tyres
17:20:00 <dematerialised> and tried to crash deliberately on a wet highway
17:20:00 <dematerialised> cheap tyes are fine
17:20:00 <Doodle> i always get cheap tyres
17:20:00 <Doodle> yup
17:20:00 <Doodle> i had pirellis on the back of the 180
17:20:00 <TheRon> 520!
17:21:00 <Doodle> and put achilles on it
17:21:00 <Doodle> and they were better
17:21:00 <Doodle> good call TheRon
17:21:00 <dematerialised> yeah, i have "haida racing" on mine
17:21:00 <dematerialised> $100 a corner for 245/18ZR
17:21:00 <Doodle> the bloke at the mechanics reckons he could get me rear tyres for $190 each
17:21:00 <dematerialised> 245/25/ZR18*
17:21:00 <dematerialised> fucking
17:21:00 <Doodle> i can get them for $130 so i was like nah
17:21:00 <dematerialised> 40 not 25
17:22:00 <Doodle> ye
17:22:00 <Doodle> 275/30/20
17:22:00 <TheRon> you need a dirty big painting of a nude chick on your bonne
17:22:00 <TheRon> bonnet
17:22:00 <Doodle> lol
17:22:00 <dematerialised> i honestly am not a fan of big rim/low profile
17:22:00 <Doodle> done
17:22:00 <dematerialised> but i think thats just because my wheel arches dont suit them
17:22:00 <dematerialised> yours would
17:22:00 <Doodle> i was gonna say it doesnt suit all cars
17:22:00 <Doodle> like
17:22:00 <Doodle> falcon utes with 21" wheels
17:22:00 <Doodle> :/
17:22:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
17:23:00 <Doodle> 20 is the max i'd ever go on anything anyway
17:23:00 <Doodle> theyre heavy
17:23:00 <Serenity> i dont get those sorts of wheels on utes
17:23:00 <Doodle> its width i like
17:23:00 <Serenity> or lowered utes
17:23:00 <Doodle> i'd rather have 18x12s on the rear of me car
17:23:00 <Serenity> pretty much renders it useless
17:23:00 <dematerialised> i like lowered fg utes
17:23:00 <Doodle> than the 20x10s atm
17:23:00 <dematerialised> lowered/levelled
17:24:00 <Serenity> cmy car isnt even lowered and mum bitches about how low it is
17:24:00 <Serenity> WELL WALK THEN BITCH
17:24:00 <Doodle> yay its dark AND raining outside, i get to test me new lights and wipers
17:24:00 <dematerialised> glhf doodel
17:24:00 <Doodle> lol my mum had to get a lift in my car last week
17:24:00 <Doodle> was hilair
17:24:00 <Serenity> lol
17:24:00 <dematerialised> do a brap around a corner
17:24:00 <Doodle> no she freaks out at 60km/h
17:25:00 <Doodle> cos its low and feels like 200 she says
17:25:00 <Doodle> 'no mum this is 200'
17:25:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13346885_1747291935485434_2152534150470003684_n.jpg?oh=6e1589773e81dfd6ee5335ff0591b0f6&oe=57C55097
17:25:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0
17:25:00 <Serenity> my mum always goes on about how fast im going
17:25:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong with kissing fat bitches
17:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kings Of Leon - Sex on Fire Views: 170,357,773 Uploader: kingsofleonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m28s Rating: 4.86
17:25:00 <Clarkson> and stinks like ALL fuck
17:25:00 <dematerialised> you just dont tell your mates afterwards
17:25:00 <Doodle> loool sezz
17:25:00 <Serenity> i could be doing 40 and she'll be like SLOW DOWN
17:25:00 <Serenity> are you kidding me...
17:25:00 <Doodle> jack lives in his wanger
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> excuse me, fat bitches are awesome. They usually have some kind of cake
17:26:00 <Serenity> this fat bitch doesnt have cake
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch please
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> youre not even fat
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so calm your farm
17:27:00 <dematerialised> fuck im so hungry
17:27:00 <Serenity> i am but i dont have any cake
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIF!
17:27:00 <Serenity> dematerialised can confirm
17:27:00 <Serenity> hes seem me almost naked today lol
17:27:00 <Doodle> i'm going to me parents for free food
17:27:00 <dematerialised> sezz is honestly not huge
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, serenity isn’t fat is she
17:27:00 <Doodle> sarah
17:27:00 <Serenity> thats not the question!
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUH!
17:27:00 <TheRon> when i see you smile i can face the world
17:28:00 <Doodle> just think of that other girl who was like
17:28:00 <Serenity> robert
17:28:00 <Doodle> 50kg heavier
17:28:00 <dematerialised> once she's firmed up from weight loss she will look awesome
17:28:00 <Doodle> and eat some fucking cake
17:28:00 <Serenity> i cant eat cake!
17:28:00 <Doodle> oh
17:28:00 <Serenity> its got fat and dairy and eggs
17:28:00 <Doodle> shit
17:28:00 <Clarkson> i'm not really into that shit tbh
17:28:00 <Doodle> ye
17:28:00 <Doodle> i forgot
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah, what about just being awesome now
17:28:00 <Serenity> lol
17:28:00 <Doodle> :/
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!
17:28:00 <Doodle> what about cock
17:28:00 <dematerialised> she is awesome now
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i’ll have some after cake
17:28:00 <TheRon> srudel?
17:28:00 <Doodle> lmao
17:28:00 <TheRon> with cream?
17:28:00 <Doodle> apple doodle
17:28:00 <Serenity> cock works i guess
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i asked hubby to buy ice cream
17:28:00 <Doodle> with raisins
17:28:00 <Doodle> and cinnamon
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he brings home $ l
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oopd
17:29:00 <Serenity> its been that long ive forgotten what cock looks like
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 L
17:29:00 <Clarkson> dirty country whore
17:29:00 <Doodle> lolol
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think he is secretly a feeder
17:29:00 <Doodle> olawd sezz
17:29:00 <Doodle> geton that shit
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
17:29:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
17:29:00 <dematerialised> i almost forgot what a vagina looks like irl
17:29:00 <dematerialised> i was pleased to find they are still awesome
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ lurker
17:29:00 <Doodle> bacon strip
17:29:00 <Serenity> i got sick then i got my womens business then i got sick again
17:29:00 <Serenity> its been a while
17:29:00 <Doodle> paulie is a trooper
17:29:00 <Serenity> he is
17:30:00 <Serenity> hes almost a virgin again
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:30:00 <TheRon> nothing sexier than a woman being all seductive with bacon
17:30:00 <Doodle> nah i bet he jacks it like a lawn sprinkler when ur not around
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know, ron!
17:30:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
17:30:00 <ShadowLurker> nojack4me
17:30:00 <dematerialised> you'll take my life but i'll take yours too!
17:30:00 <Doodle> oh
17:30:00 <dematerialised> you'll fire your musket but i'll run you through
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> seductive_bacon_slayer is gonna be me new nic
17:30:00 <Doodle> welcome to space hopper country
17:30:00 <Doodle> population us
17:31:00 <Serenity> probably doodle
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Edgar Winter Group - Free Ride.mp3 (5.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:26)
17:32:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if i can make the excuse that i didn't know the public holiday on monday wasnt for our state
17:32:00 <Serenity> I have done nothing at all this week im such a shit wife rofl.. dont even have dinner organised
17:32:00 <dematerialised> i dont have dinner organised either
17:33:00 <dematerialised> a fast food store out there does somewhere
17:33:00 <Serenity> lol
17:33:00 <Doodle> lol
17:33:00 <dematerialised> i just ahve to find it
17:33:00 <Doodle> good on em
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nachos?
17:33:00 <dematerialised> nah not nachos
17:33:00 <Serenity> sushi is about the only fast food i could go for atm
17:33:00 <dematerialised> im very hungry
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im having spag bol form last night
17:33:00 <dematerialised> nachos only satisfies normal hunger
17:33:00 <Serenity> i cant think of anything else fat/dairy/red meat free
17:33:00 <TheRon> lamb chops
17:33:00 <dematerialised> this hunger is probably going to be italian/fish and chips requiring
17:34:00 <Doodle> just eat a big chunk of foam rubber
17:34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
17:34:00 <dematerialised> that'll work
17:34:00 <Serenity> that'll taste like everything else i can eat
17:34:00 <dematerialised> just chuck some salt on it
17:34:00 <Doodle> well
17:34:00 <Doodle> eat rubber first then eat what u like
17:34:00 <Doodle> get full easily
17:35:00 <Serenity> i hope they sort this surgery out soon i cant do this long term
17:35:00 <Doodle> ye :/
17:35:00 <Serenity> no wonder vegans are so angr
17:35:00 <Serenity> angry
17:35:00 <Doodle> lol
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh did they say you had gallstone and needed em out??
17:36:00 <Serenity> yuh
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS! How long is the wait?
17:36:00 <Serenity> faxed through my referral for surgery last night n dr asked for it to be considered urgent
17:36:00 <Doodle> and she is having her breasts enlarged to QQ
17:36:00 <Serenity> i have to wait to hear now
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. i had to see a specalist, who was like yep you have gallstones….
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> then 2 weeks later maybe…. they came out
17:37:00 <Serenity> ive done all that i had the ultrasound wednesday
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah weird you need to see a specalist
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> when the ultrasound + doc can confirm
17:37:00 <Serenity> if i had phi it would be done next week most likely
17:37:00 <Serenity> but public wait list etc
17:37:00 <Doodle> not always
17:38:00 <Doodle> wasnt rhe case for me
17:38:00 <Doodle> the
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i went public
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had private health insurance but couldn’t fucking use it
17:38:00 <Clarkson> And all the gays were there.
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i had just signed up
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LAMW
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LAME*
17:38:00 <Doodle> i was public but the private list was just as bad cos no neuros
17:38:00 <Serenity> if its in 2 weeks that would be awesome
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> just come to NSW
17:38:00 <Doodle> me next surg as soon as i pay bam week later i'm in
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and me mum had hers out in about a month - recently
17:39:00 <Serenity> i coujld pay to have it done privately with the money it would take to go to nsw haha
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:39:00 <Doodle> look sezz i have a big knife just come over and i'll do it for a blowie after
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> isnt yours costing 1 billion dollars doodle?
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
17:39:00 <Doodle> pretty much
17:39:00 <Serenity> lol doods
17:39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood.mp3 (4.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:50)
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
17:40:00 <TheRon> nice!
17:40:00 <Doodle> eeheh
17:40:00 <dematerialised> ok this is bullshit i know for a fact i downloaded motley crue discography
17:40:00 <dematerialised> but winamp cant find it
17:40:00 <dematerialised> wtf
17:40:00 <Doodle> :o
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
17:40:00 <Doodle> god me groin
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I read an AWESOME book - the heroin daries
17:41:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> was fucking awesome
17:41:00 <Clarkson> u like to mix lemon or lime with ur dad's cum stompin?
17:41:00 <Serenity> how did you pull a muscle there doodle
17:41:00 <Doodle> heroin dairies?
17:41:00 <Doodle> getting out from under me car sezz
17:41:00 <Serenity> of course
17:41:00 <Doodle> standing up kneeling down
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it had ….. the bassist from motley crew whats his name
17:41:00 <Doodle> etc
17:41:00 <Serenity> i need to rotate me tyres
17:41:00 <Doodle> nikki sixx
17:41:00 <Serenity> efforty
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas him
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> bout his drug addiction
17:42:00 <Doodle> i cant rotate mine
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> was pretty awesome
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and entertaining….
17:42:00 <Serenity> different sizes?
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer large
17:43:00 <Doodle> yeh
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note… lol @ my child… she is dressed up like a cat… watching cat videos in a fucking cardboard box (cubby house)
17:43:00 <Doodle> and directional so i cant swap em side to side
17:43:00 <Doodle> lol katatonic_kate01
17:43:00 <Doodle> LOCK HER IN
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I tried…. but she cut herway out
17:43:00 <Doodle> bitch
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is quiet, so that’s a good thing
17:43:00 <Doodle> lol
17:43:00 <Serenity> i have about 200 round abouts between here and the school
17:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
17:44:00 <Serenity> and its causing wear spots on one side of my front tyres
17:44:00 <dematerialised> just need more camber and to go faster
17:44:00 <Doodle> ye
17:44:00 <Doodle> she'll be right
17:44:00 <Doodle> slam it bro
17:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant you just like…..
17:44:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker told me i go too fast around them
17:44:00 <dematerialised> start launching off the inner kerb and shit
17:44:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:44:00 <dematerialised> get up on two wheels
17:44:00 <dematerialised> then yuo get half the wear
17:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> be fast and the furious
17:44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube- You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It).mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:28)
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> drive over them all, into a tree, on the side of a house
17:45:00 <Serenity> lol
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda stunt driving
17:45:00 <Doodle> lol
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd…. so unskilled serenity
17:45:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCI9CucVIrE
17:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It) Views: 391,938 Uploader: BlackoutTV Uploaded: Aug 25, 2013 Duration: 3m10s Rating: 4.57
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> (says the person who has no licence)
17:45:00 <Serenity> i keep sliding everywhere cause im not used to having acceleration after having fucked coils for 6 months
17:45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Khia - My Neck, My Back.mp3 (3MB 128kbps Stereo 3:16)
17:46:00 <Serenity> and the rain decided to set in the day after we fixed em
17:46:00 <ShadowLurker> :D
17:46:00 <Doodle> ^_^
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
17:46:00 <ShadowLurker> ok home time
17:46:00 <ShadowLurker> time for skids
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> (poo)
17:46:00 <Serenity> lolsar skids
17:46:00 <ShadowLurker> FWD chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp front wheel bounce
17:47:00 <TheRon> def leppard - animal
17:47:00 <dematerialised> still remmeber lulsar skids after you came and sorted me out when i had the flat battery lol
17:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
17:47:00 <ShadowLurker> that was a ripper skid
17:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cake-The Distance Views: 3,709,106 Uploader: slaid12345 Uploaded: Oct 2, 2008 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.84
17:47:00 <dematerialised> sounded like a dog being kicked and then braaaaaap
17:47:00 <Doodle> shit
17:47:00 <Doodle> shit shit shit shit
17:47:00 <Serenity> hahah
17:47:00 <Clarkson> ball pillow for cock
17:47:00 <Clarkson> the idea of buying a stereo/cd player to me is just fucking weird
17:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:47:00 <Serenity> its weird being in a car with fwd doing skids
17:47:00 <Doodle> We’re piloting the Laureate Professional Assessment with selected students only. You’ve been selected!
17:47:00 <Doodle> You are in the first cohort in Australia to be offered the LPA and receive a report on your employability.
17:47:00 <Serenity> feels so weird
17:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ball pillow for cock - WTF clarky
17:47:00 <Clarkson> my other team is sheffield wednesday, cos i was born there, fucking mum and dad chose a good time to go on holidays
17:47:00 <Doodle> eeek
17:48:00 <dematerialised> whats that all about doodel
17:48:00 <dematerialised> it sonds french
17:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re gonna offer him sex work
17:48:00 <Doodle> lol
17:49:00 <Serenity> id hire him
17:49:00 <Doodle> Developed with business leaders across the globe, the Laureate Professional Assessment has been designed to give you an insight into the competencies your industry considers key to success.
17:49:00 <Serenity> is this a prac thing doodle or what?
17:49:00 <Doodle> i have an industry now
17:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i’d hire him
17:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> mates rates + cake
17:50:00 <Doodle> nah this is different sezz
17:50:00 <Serenity> ooh
17:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> so what does it mean?
17:50:00 <Doodle> this is from the same dude who sent me my commendation
17:50:00 <Doodle> it means i have to do an exam
17:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
17:51:00 <Doodle> they must be smoking crack if they think i know what i am on about
17:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aerosmith - Lord of the Thighs.mp3 (7.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:33)
17:51:00 <Doodle> mmm
17:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE
17:52:00 <Doodle> i could go some thighs wrapped round me ears rn
17:52:00 <TheRon> livin on a prayer
17:52:00 <Doodle> oh timing
17:52:00 <dematerialised> wb fox
17:52:00 <Doodle> hi faux
17:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fear this cake is gonna be fucking burnt
17:52:00 <Clarkson> calling someone a faggot for smoking weed a different way to you is retarded
17:52:00 <Doodle> who cares it will still taste good
17:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah burnt lava cake mmm
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
17:53:00 <dematerialised> i'll eat it if you want
17:53:00 <Doodle> lol well turn it down/off
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> just cause im fat does not mean i don’t have cake standard
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAWD
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> They’re high!
17:53:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure it means you have high cake standards
17:53:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
17:53:00 <Doodle> .
17:53:00 <Doodle> good grief
17:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:53:00 <Doodle> i'm not huge and i dont have cake standards
17:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i am, and I do
17:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:54:00 <Doodle> FINE
17:54:00 <dematerialised> i want a chocolate mudcake this instant
17:54:00 <dematerialised> infact i might go to cheesecake shop...
17:54:00 <Doodle> shelve it bro
17:54:00 <TheRon> the mini cup cake, why would you make something already tiny even smaller?
17:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cheese cake shop doesn’t impress me that much
17:54:00 <Doodle> WHAT
17:54:00 <Doodle> its great
17:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> like its too rich
17:54:00 <Doodle> no shit
17:54:00 <Doodle> ITS CAKE
17:54:00 <dematerialised> yeah im pretty sure you just blasphemed
17:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna eat 900 slices
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> not 1 and die from sugar over load
17:55:00 <Doodle> i will stab u with a fucking trident katatonic_kate01
17:55:00 <Clarkson> get my shit
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:55:00 <Doodle> sharpening me points
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh calm down im not fucking ursula :P
17:55:00 <dematerialised> ursulaaaaaaaaaa
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ok size of, not look like her)
17:55:00 <dematerialised> i love you ursulaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY GAWD! MY FUCKING CAT is going commando :|
17:57:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UvfESHUjI
17:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Best of Farva Views: 666,695 Uploader: bstiffler582 Uploaded: Dec 16, 2009 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.79
17:57:00 <TheRon> god i love def leppard
17:58:00 <faux> hi
17:58:00 <dematerialised> khleoo
17:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a movie suggestion (recent)
17:58:00 <dematerialised> er
17:58:00 <faux> Doodle fix me pls
17:58:00 <dematerialised> khello
17:58:00 <Doodle> ok
17:58:00 <Doodle> i have a tool
17:58:00 <faux> my heart rate is 110
17:58:00 <dematerialised> i suggest super troopers k9
17:58:00 <Doodle> oh
17:59:00 <dematerialised> its the only moviey ou will never need to watch
17:59:00 <faux> ndpxhexndnslndljclcyvosms
17:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> see 800 times dem
17:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake faux
17:59:00 <faux> gimme
17:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…. mindfulness breathing techniques
17:59:00 <faux> im breathi g
17:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but focus on 3 things
17:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> or 2
18:00:00 <faux> yeah i know what mindfulness is it doesnt always help me though
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and do the breathing in through the nose out through the mouth
18:00:00 <faux> sometimes it makes me angry
18:00:00 <faux> lol
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yep
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get ya :P
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice pack on our feet / head
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> helps ground you
18:00:00 <faux> fuck that
18:00:00 <TheRon> ted 2?
18:00:00 <faux> its -83722
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> true
18:00:00 <faux> loll
18:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> but might snap you out of the anxiety
18:01:00 <immutable> What this weather is good.
18:01:00 <faux> you know what will snap me out of it
18:01:00 <faux> doodles dong
18:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trew aye
18:01:00 <Doodle> \o/
18:01:00 <Doodle> /U\
18:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
18:01:00 <faux> loll
18:01:00 <faux> not your nappy
18:01:00 <faux> feck
18:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle yo’ the best
18:01:00 <Doodle> lol
18:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH doodle.. didn’t know you wore…. adult nappies aye
18:02:00 <Doodle> me either
18:02:00 <Doodle> D:
18:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:02:00 <faux> loll
18:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> o really felt like crumbed garlic x 1000 cloves chicken with 900 kgs of veg
18:03:00 <Doodle> jesus
18:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… have spag bol…. :| AND I NEED A MAID
18:03:00 <TheRon> skid row - i remember you
18:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> any takers
18:03:00 <faux> no i want ur cake though
18:04:00 <TheRon> i need a maid too, probably for different purposes
18:04:00 <faux> did u take pox yet
18:04:00 <faux> lol
18:04:00 <faux> filth
18:05:00 <immutable> :/
18:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> so the ‘lava’ cake… yeah don’t bother
18:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it kinda tastes like sadness
18:05:00 <Doodle> :o
18:06:00 <faux> oh
18:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i probably shouldn’t have got the povo brand of cake mix
18:06:00 <faux> lol
18:06:00 <Doodle> aw
18:06:00 <faux> ive never heard of cake in a slow cooker
18:06:00 <Doodle> can i have it anyway
18:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i go devils food cake mix it will prob taste better with
18:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, go for it
18:06:00 <Doodle> awes
18:06:00 <faux> betty cockrr
18:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably a good thing, i’ll eat a lil bit
18:07:00 <Doodle> i'm gonna smear it on faux's breasts
18:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya betty is da best
18:07:00 <faux> oh ye
18:07:00 <faux> crumbly
18:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle and give her 3rd degree burns
18:07:00 <faux> oh
18:07:00 <faux> no dont
18:07:00 <Doodle> lol no i will let it cool down first jesus
18:07:00 <faux> oh good
18:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:07:00 <faux> he knows whats up
18:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake sex!
18:07:00 <Doodle> or i could just stick some whipped cream on them
18:07:00 <faux> hng
18:07:00 <faux> stop it
18:07:00 <Doodle> lmao
18:07:00 <Doodle> soz
18:08:00 <faux> gonna make me heart rate go back up
18:08:00 <Doodle> i didnt know u liked cake so much
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hmmm temp the husband with povo cake + ice cream…… and suggest sex
18:08:00 <faux> i dont
18:08:00 <TheRon> whipped cream on breasts are the best
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i can see that NOT working LOL
18:08:00 <Doodle> povo sex
18:08:00 <Clarkson> nice and cold and sexy and ppl around?
18:08:00 <Doodle> agreed TheRon
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle - yeah i would be
18:08:00 <faux> i liked whipped cream being sllpd off me twinsies
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ghetto cake + povo sex
18:08:00 <Doodle> ;)
18:08:00 <Doodle> that was the plan faux
18:08:00 <Doodle> pssshhht
18:08:00 <faux> lmaoooo
18:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:09:00 <faux> so descriptive.
18:09:00 <Doodle> well
18:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about the licking sounds?
18:09:00 <faux> alllp
18:09:00 <faux> sllp*
18:09:00 <TheRon> is faux gonna visit your garage?
18:09:00 <Doodle> ALRIGHT I HAVENT GOT UP TO THAT YET
18:09:00 <TheRon> maybe the work bench
18:09:00 <Doodle> i dont have a work bench
18:09:00 <faux> excusr me
18:09:00 <TheRon> come in for an oil change?
18:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow!
18:09:00 <Doodle> we can do it on the garage creeper
18:09:00 <faux> he better let me in the house
18:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeper
18:09:00 <Doodle> ye
18:09:00 <faux> is that rooster
18:09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rob Zombie - Meet The Creeper.mp3 (7.38MB 320kbps Stereo 3:13)
18:09:00 <TheRon> put her up on blocks
18:10:00 <Doodle> no its the trolley u use to get under ur car
18:10:00 <TheRon> maybe on the oist
18:10:00 <Doodle> on ur back
18:10:00 <faux> jesus
18:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i told you bout the lady at work who called her kid creeper
18:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure bout the spelling
18:10:00 <faux> this sounds a little dangerous
18:10:00 <Doodle> it has wheels
18:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she is from Peru
18:10:00 <faux> i wanna bone not die
18:10:00 <Doodle> OH
18:10:00 <Doodle> it has flames too
18:10:00 <Doodle> lol creeper the kid
18:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:10:00 <faux> ohye sounds real good lets do that
18:10:00 <faux> burn ya fukn pubes off
18:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> flames… on yo dick?
18:10:00 <robot> dick flames.
18:10:00 <Clarkson> Ive called mah mum slut a cople times during the years during arguements, bad bad big bada boom arguements:(
18:10:00 <Doodle> i'll stick some chocks under the wheels so we dont roll down the driveway
18:10:00 <faux> how rude clarky
18:10:00 <Clarkson> Just bought maccas cause i shit in 3 daysd
18:11:00 <Doodle> no the garage creeper has flames painted on it
18:11:00 <faux> ohhh
18:11:00 <faux> rofl
18:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
18:11:00 <Doodle> god
18:11:00 <Doodle> lol
18:11:00 <faux> i thought it spat out flames
18:11:00 <faux> like a dragon
18:11:00 <faux> .
18:11:00 <Doodle> no why
18:11:00 <robot> hello everyone
18:11:00 <faux> look idk
18:11:00 <Doodle> why would u want that
18:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> but flames on the dick would look awesome
18:11:00 <faux> I DONT
18:11:00 <Doodle> hai robot
18:11:00 <faux> thats ehy i got scared
18:11:00 <Doodle> hai gertie
18:11:00 <faux> hi robot
18:11:00 <robot> sup doods
18:11:00 <robot> fuax
18:11:00 <Doodle> nm nigs
18:11:00 <faux> rboot
18:11:00 <TheRon> .38 special - hold on loosely
18:11:00 <amelia> hai doodietoodie
18:11:00 <amelia> yay for weekend
18:11:00 <Doodle> woo
18:12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Loverboy - Workin' For the Weekend.mp3 (4.24MB 160kbps Stereo 3:42)
18:12:00 <robot> ye
18:12:00 <faux> no k8
18:12:00 <faux> flames on dick wouldcmake it go faster
18:12:00 <Doodle> lol
18:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:12:00 <Doodle> it would make me go faster
18:12:00 <Doodle> to the sink
18:12:00 <robot> i dont have a dick
18:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> im googling dick tats
18:12:00 <robot> i have a hard drive
18:12:00 <faux> not come.faster i hope
18:12:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
18:12:00 <Doodle> no
18:12:00 <Doodle> no faux
18:12:00 <Doodle> just burn it ro
18:13:00 <faux> when i was 14 i dated this 19 year old and he had a tattoo next to his dick of his mates name
18:13:00 <faux> lol.
18:13:00 <faux> and i was like r u gay
18:13:00 <Doodle> lol poof
18:13:00 <Doodle> i have a tattoo on my ass of my ass
18:13:00 <Serenity> sounds liek something gs69azza woujld do
18:13:00 <Doodle> lol
18:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, i still think a monical + mo on yo’ dick would be hilarious
18:13:00 <faux> hes like nah he died and i wanted a tat with his name but my dad would kill me so i got it where he'll never see it
18:13:00 <Doodle> 'bro'n
18:13:00 <faux> i was like oh ok.
18:13:00 <robot> i got Doodle's Doodle tattooed on my forehead
18:13:00 <Doodle> lmao katatonic_kate01
18:13:00 <Doodle> :o
18:13:00 <robot> i thought it would be funny at the time
18:13:00 <faux> his dick eas gigantic though
18:13:00 <robot> turns out, not so much
18:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:13:00 <faux> i messaged it
18:13:00 <faux> WAIT WHAT
18:14:00 <faux> i measured*
18:14:00 <Doodle> massaged
18:14:00 <faux> Hello. Dick?
18:14:00 <faux> lol
18:14:00 <Doodle> lol
18:14:00 <TheRon> the rains are ere
18:14:00 <faux> imagine messaging it
18:14:00 <faux> hahsedslnlcjxld
18:14:00 <Doodle> are u there dick its me margaret
18:14:00 <faux> LMAO
18:14:00 <robot> fuck ye i opened the window n the temp has finally dropped to somat decent
18:14:00 <faux> every time u say somat
18:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.tattoodo.com/a/2015/04/nsfw-40-dick-tattoos-that-will-make-you-go-wtf/ tattoos of dicks
18:14:00 <faux> i try saying it and it never ever sounds like 'something'
18:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD
18:14:00 <faux> can u record yourself saying it pls robutt
18:15:00 <robot> ill do 1 better
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> a chicken with a dick! WTF
18:15:00 <faux> TREVOR I WILL KIL U DEAD
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> just boot + ban
18:15:00 <TropicalStormJim> u can but only if u ejaculate
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’ll deliver cake
18:15:00 <faux> ur not my real mom
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> for like 8 years
18:15:00 <faux> waiting robot
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> every day
18:15:00 <faux> what
18:15:00 <faux> r u srs
18:15:00 <faux> what about lychees
18:16:00 <dematerialised> what are lychees
18:16:00 <dematerialised> are they leeches?
18:16:00 <faux> .
18:16:00 <faux> r u joken
18:16:00 <dematerialised> nope
18:16:00 <dematerialised> ded srs
18:16:00 <faux> google.em pls
18:16:00 <faux> THEY ARE DELICIOUS
18:16:00 <TheRon> chilled monkey brains!
18:16:00 <amsy> theyre tasty rubber balls
18:16:00 <dematerialised> they look like strawberries with a seed in it
18:16:00 <TropicalStormJim> i got to stop tindering while drunk
18:16:00 <TropicalStormJim> o yea and picking up 2
18:17:00 <Doodle> lol amsy
18:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> New match with a fat ugly cow
18:17:00 <robot> i thought i would be able to find a recording for sure but no
18:17:00 <Doodle> hai johninja
18:17:00 <robot> its an englishism
18:17:00 <TheRon> when holidaying india, can you do the temple of doom tour?
18:17:00 <johninja> hey freinds
18:17:00 <faux> theyre nothing like rubber wtf
18:17:00 <dematerialised> hihi johninja
18:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> hello corn farmer loool
18:17:00 <johninja> i'm a little bit wasted
18:17:00 <faux> theyre like morr jellyish
18:17:00 <faux> o ye
18:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> same
18:17:00 <johninja> the corn got to me
18:18:00 <faux> pix of ur butt
18:18:00 <robot> rofl faux
18:18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:18:00 <Serenity> i wonder if im allowed to drink alcohol
18:18:00 <TropicalStormJim> what u drinking? something made of corn molasses like rum?
18:18:00 <Serenity> prob not
18:18:00 <dematerialised> BuTTSTuFF
18:18:00 <johninja> hmm
18:18:00 <Doodle> probably not
18:18:00 <TheRon> cavs or warriors game 4?
18:18:00 <TropicalStormJim> Fennec_Fox u slut
18:18:00 <Doodle> GET OUT FENNEC_FOX
18:18:00 <Serenity> loool
18:18:00 <robot> hi Fennec_Fox
18:18:00 <johninja> i am drinking VB shandys
18:18:00 <dematerialised> Fennec_Fox has somewhere else to be
18:18:00 <TropicalStormJim> my dick?
18:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo dick?
18:18:00 <johninja> and get out Fennec_Fox
18:18:00 <Serenity> what is a shandy is that beer n lemonade?
18:19:00 <Doodle> O IS THAT THE TIME GOTTA RUN
18:19:00 <johninja> be gone heathen
18:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
18:19:00 <TheRon> johninja: you're a poof
18:19:00 <Serenity> yeewk
18:19:00 <johninja> apparently
18:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s what nana’s drink
18:19:00 <johninja> i like my faggot ways
18:19:00 <Doodle> vb
18:19:00 <Doodle> gross
18:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wlol
18:19:00 <TropicalStormJim> q/uery fennec_fox
18:19:00 <TheRon> i'm on vb stubbies
18:19:00 <Doodle> TropicalStormJim havent u got ur own server to be a cockwit on
18:19:00 <johninja> takes the nastiness right out of VB and brings it back to a nice standard midstrenght
18:20:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with that
18:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i though fennec_fox was a man
18:20:00 <faux> ehehe cockwit
18:20:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup jerome geale
18:20:00 <Doodle> ..
18:20:00 <dematerialised> excuse me TropicalStormJim no personal information please
18:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah what doodle said!
18:20:00 <robot> lol faux
18:20:00 <TheRon> at least you're not drinking xxxx gold
18:20:00 <dematerialised> that's a g-line offence
18:20:00 <dematerialised> right there
18:20:00 <robot> i hope these recordings never go away.
18:20:00 <Serenity> id be a faggot with johninja any day
18:20:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, ur pin numberi s 2468
18:20:00 <Doodle> lol
18:20:00 <johninja> awww
18:20:00 <johninja> Serenity is my dream girl
18:20:00 <dematerialised> hehe
18:20:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:20:00 <GoldSpade> ayyyyyy
18:20:00 <Doodle> u sound like an angel
18:21:00 <faux> tenks bb
18:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHAA
18:21:00 <TheRon> i had a session on peroni once
18:21:00 <TheRon> it was enough
18:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peroni is good
18:21:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey i was singing that at work the other day
18:21:00 <TropicalStormJim> thanks for reminding me
18:21:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb
18:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> you DONT work
18:21:00 <dematerialised> you dont have a job idiot
18:21:00 <Doodle> lol
18:21:00 <TropicalStormJim> actually before i go whats that song called
18:21:00 <faux> can we stop talking about the unemployed like they are degenerates
18:21:00 <faux> it offends me
18:21:00 <johninja> TropicalStormJim is ok when there is nobody else
18:21:00 <johninja> any port in a storm
18:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well its only trevor
18:21:00 <faux> :'(
18:21:00 <dematerialised> your job is telling irc operators how to run their network
18:21:00 <dematerialised> and logging chats on pastebin
18:21:00 <TropicalStormJim> no its dean martin - amore
18:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:22:00 <Doodle> i'm unemployed and i'm a degenerate
18:22:00 <TropicalStormJim> u idiets
18:22:00 <faux> no ur not
18:22:00 <faux> dont be rude
18:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no youre NOT doodle
18:22:00 <Doodle> i am, take off ur pants and i will show u
18:22:00 <TheRon> gotta love whitesnake
18:22:00 <faux> oh
18:22:00 <faux> what pance
18:22:00 <Doodle> eeee
18:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my!
18:23:00 <faux> take the pressuredpwnnnnnn
18:23:00 <faux> cos i can feel it
18:23:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs i feel like beehhh right now
18:23:00 <johninja> lol
18:23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 John Farnham - Take The Pressure Down.mp3 (3.43MB 128kbps Stereo 3:44)
18:23:00 <robot> whos takin me 2 the doc
18:23:00 <TropicalStormJim> i mean i didnt rape anyone but my internet is slow as shit
18:23:00 <TheRon> faux the constipation song
18:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn’t suprise me if you are beehhh
18:23:00 <robot> iont wanna drive
18:23:00 <Doodle> ambos
18:23:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SAMrDnXOE
18:23:00 <robot> hi 000, ye me tummys upset
18:23:00 <faux> ye pay $350 for a lift
18:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robert Palmer - Johnny and Mary Views: 2,697,644 Uploader: RobertPalmerVEVO Uploaded: Jan 11, 2011 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.90
18:23:00 <faux> lkl
18:23:00 <faux> lol*
18:23:00 <johninja> fuck i wanna be an ambo or a fire truck driver
18:23:00 <Doodle> 350 and the rest
18:23:00 <TheRon> love that song
18:24:00 <dematerialised> or just dont pay at all
18:24:00 <faux> uber
18:24:00 <johninja> its a gr8 tune
18:24:00 <dematerialised> like me
18:24:00 <amsy> im an ambo
18:24:00 <Doodle> lol
18:24:00 <Doodle> ehehee
18:24:00 <faux> ur a son of a bitch is what u r
18:24:00 <johninja> get outta me way cunts, its a legit emergency
18:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> im the size of an ambo
18:24:00 <Clarkson> ill give u brain damage cunt just to ruin your life
18:24:00 <robot> no ur an amSY theres a difference
18:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> without the lights
18:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:24:00 <TheDarkTruth> you're the actual vehicle?
18:24:00 <amsy> bb
18:24:00 <johninja> yes
18:24:00 <faux> LOL
18:24:00 <johninja> i want to be a transformer
18:24:00 <dematerialised> amsy runs around goiing wee-ooo-wee-oo
18:24:00 <johninja> fuck all this transexual shit
18:24:00 <faux> i can always hear it amber
18:24:00 <johninja> i am a car
18:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> they make weird noises now
18:24:00 <faux> when im a cunt
18:24:00 <TheDarkTruth> lol
18:25:00 <faux> and u 'bb'
18:25:00 <amsy> lol
18:25:00 <faux> LOL laughing so hard rn
18:25:00 <faux> ily
18:25:00 <TheRon> doodle whitehorse rd near the bowling club, i've seen at least 3 accidents, even saw a car get airborne
18:25:00 <TropicalStormJim> papa loves mambo
18:25:00 <robot> john irl --> http://37.media.tumblr.com/3db366253b2e14346de990948a6aad3e/tumblr_n3l7booT2l1tpjf4lo1_400.gif
18:25:00 <Doodle> holy shit thst explains all the sirens
18:25:00 <Clarkson> girls suck cock, everyone of them, they are super fags
18:25:00 <TheRon> thank god the ambos are there ay
18:25:00 <Doodle> thats like 50m from me
18:25:00 <Doodle> lol
18:25:00 <johninja> lol
18:25:00 <faux> have u and TheRon met
18:25:00 <faux> Doodle:
18:25:00 <Doodle> nah
18:25:00 <TheRon> nope
18:25:00 <faux> why not
18:26:00 <TropicalStormJim> robot, bro do u even lift
18:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot
18:26:00 <Doodle> cos i dont want to be raped
18:26:00 <faux> youre like 5 mins away and both like boobs
18:26:00 <faux> go grab a beer
18:26:00 <faux> oh
18:26:00 <Doodle> i dont like beer
18:26:00 <TheRon> and i don't want him to rape me
18:26:00 <amsy> just sit TheRon in the corner and havebyour own personal jukebox doodle
18:26:00 <robot> or some tits
18:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the claw on the end OUCH
18:26:00 <johninja> yeah get some beer and some bumbcrack
18:26:00 <faux> u guys suk
18:26:00 <amsy> have your*
18:26:00 <Doodle> lol amsy
18:26:00 <faux> bumbcrack
18:26:00 <robot> only if she asks nicely faux
18:26:00 <amsy> you only get 1 line per song
18:26:00 <johninja> lol keep feeding the 20c peices m8
18:26:00 <Doodle> i have to go out in a few mins i'll have to avoid that intersection
18:26:00 <faux> and we'll never be royals
18:27:00 <amsy> lmao
18:27:00 <TheRon> def leppard - two steps behind
18:27:00 <robot> im hungry
18:27:00 <faux> man i feel like a woman
18:27:00 <johninja> mmm
18:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew limp dick
18:27:00 <Doodle> me 2
18:27:00 <dematerialised> limp dick is awesome
18:27:00 <Clarkson> today we have curtin opening day lot of sluts would be there im going to take a shower soon
18:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif dem
18:27:00 <johninja> i like you Clarkson
18:27:00 <Clarkson> show me fucking ur bet slips
18:27:00 <robot> lot of sluts.
18:27:00 <Serenity> i like limp bizkit =/
18:27:00 <johninja> no
18:27:00 <Doodle> me2
18:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw they’re lame
18:27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff.mp3 (6.35MB 320kbps Stereo 2:46)
18:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> imo
18:27:00 <faux> lamp basket
18:27:00 <dematerialised> i think you are
18:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot ever
18:28:00 <faux> didney worl
18:28:00 <Doodle> heheee
18:28:00 <johninja> haha
18:28:00 <robot> lollll
18:28:00 <TheRon> that cover of behind blue eyes made me vomoit
18:28:00 <johninja> bro stick to one song
18:28:00 <TheRon> vomit
18:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:28:00 <robot> my dad is goin 2 didney worl in a couple weeks
18:28:00 <Doodle> yeh that song was shit
18:28:00 <faux> cute
18:28:00 <Doodle> robots dont have dads
18:28:00 <amsy> https://imgur.com/gallery/ADMMiDw
18:28:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
18:28:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoT46dYym_U
18:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robin Gibb - Juliet 1983 HQ Views: 291,344 Uploader: NoMadU55555 Uploaded: Nov 30, 2012 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.91
18:28:00 <dematerialised> amsy is that link a pic of ur butt?
18:28:00 <Doodle> clicking
18:29:00 <Doodle> oh
18:29:00 <amsy> ye
18:29:00 <TheRon> johninja: andy gibb - shadow dancing?
18:29:00 <dematerialised> ok clicking
18:29:00 <robot> me cruisin round on a friday night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxMp61Ksbk
18:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Johnny 5 - I Need A Hero Views: 831,553 Uploader: king0fmist Uploaded: Jan 9, 2009 Duration: 2m11s Rating: 4.89
18:29:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey where is that fagget nown as ashley
18:29:00 <TropicalStormJim> i found his match on tinda
18:30:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:30:00 <johninja> lol
18:30:00 <johninja> i got a match on da tinder
18:30:00 <robot> ye?
18:30:00 <faux> was it doole
18:30:00 <johninja> it was me cousin
18:30:00 <faux> d
18:30:00 <faux> oh
18:30:00 <faux> rofl
18:30:00 <amsy> lmao
18:30:00 <robot> dooled
18:30:00 <faux> and stay out
18:30:00 <dematerialised> banned!
18:30:00 <robot> ye
18:30:00 <dematerialised> he fucked up!
18:30:00 <amsy> agreed
18:30:00 <TheRon> in tasmania they stuill marry their cousins
18:31:00 <johninja> you done fucked up now trev
18:31:00 <faux> LMAO
18:31:00 <faux> he just pmd me this pic
18:31:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/sbwC6kO
18:31:00 <faux> ash would prob actually find her cute
18:31:00 <faux> should unban him
18:31:00 <faux> loooll
18:31:00 <dematerialised> no
18:32:00 <robot> who is it
18:32:00 <TheRon> the darkness - growing on me
18:32:00 <johninja> he's your 2am chatter
18:32:00 <Serenity> go on unban him rofl
18:32:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/A3YJP9z.gifv bb
18:32:00 <johninja> ok when al other options are exhauste
18:32:00 <Serenity> mostly because if you dont he will hassle me for ever
18:32:00 <TheRon> are the darkness still making music?
18:33:00 <faux> 18:31] <TropicalStormJim> now plz unban me cuz im going to bass out drunk in about 18 minutes
18:33:00 <faux> [18:31] <faux> say sorry
18:33:00 <faux> [18:32] <TropicalStormJim> ok sorry
18:33:00 <faux> [18:32] <faux> say faux is teh best
18:33:00 <faux> [18:32] <TropicalStormJim> faux is teh best
18:33:00 <faux> [18:32] <faux> in fact from now on call me fantastic faux
18:33:00 <faux> [18:32] <TropicalStormJim> ok fantastic faux
18:33:00 <dematerialised> no
18:33:00 <faux> lolllll
18:33:00 <johninja> lol
18:33:00 <dematerialised> dont let him get away with it
18:33:00 <johninja> thats so sweet
18:33:00 <johninja> mother of dragons
18:33:00 <faux> 18:32] <TropicalStormJim> can u whip me now plz
18:33:00 <faux> [18:32] * TropicalStormJim presents
18:33:00 <faux> ok it got weird
18:34:00 <johninja> haha
18:34:00 <Doodle> :/
18:34:00 <TheRon> i get the mother of dragons bit
18:34:00 <johninja> kinky little fucker
18:34:00 <amsy> lmao
18:34:00 <TheRon> st george illawarra
18:34:00 <johninja> lol
18:34:00 <faux> YEAH BABY
18:34:00 <johninja> unintednded joak
18:34:00 <amsy> TheRon, are you sure youre not 80?
18:34:00 <faux> lol
18:34:00 <johninja> TheRon is infinite
18:35:00 <TheRon> amsy my balls aren't at my knees so yeah
18:35:00 <faux> pix
18:35:00 <amsy> prove it
18:35:00 <johninja> cripes
18:35:00 <amsy> HAHA
18:35:00 <dematerialised> yay work is done
18:35:00 <dematerialised> time for beer
18:35:00 <faux> lol
18:35:00 <faux> 18:34] <TropicalStormJim> wait r u trollin me
18:35:00 <faux> [18:34] <TropicalStormJim> i fought dis waz luv
18:35:00 <faux> [18:35] <TropicalStormJim> fantastic faux please respond
18:35:00 <johninja> lol
18:35:00 <amsy> cripes
18:36:00 <Serenity> oh faux this is just making me feel bad
18:36:00 <Serenity> lol
18:36:00 <faux> i think i should unban so he stops talking to himself in me box
18:36:00 <johninja> yeah he's ok
18:36:00 <Serenity> hes annoying but harmless
18:36:00 <dematerialised> no he isn't
18:36:00 <Serenity> well mostly
18:36:00 <dematerialised> i will rebel
18:36:00 <johninja> oh no
18:36:00 <faux> LOL
18:37:00 <Serenity> what can i have for dinner that has no fat, egg, red meat or dairy
18:37:00 <Serenity> OH I KNOW SAND
18:37:00 <robot> air
18:37:00 <dematerialised> fish and chips
18:37:00 <robot> yes sand is a valid alternative
18:37:00 <johninja> he is an angry alcohilic security guard that finally lived out his dream to be a police officer then had that snatched away from him
18:37:00 <johninja> show some mercy
18:37:00 <faux> oh
18:37:00 <dematerialised> oh wb taco
18:37:00 <Serenity> fish and chips has more fat than edible food mate
18:37:00 <dematerialised> no it doesnt
18:37:00 <amsy> have like 10 icypoles sezz
18:37:00 <TropicalStormJim> ty fantastic faux i hope ur head feels better & wetter
18:37:00 <dematerialised> it's not fat it's obviously batter
18:37:00 <Serenity> ...
18:37:00 <faux> lolllllll
18:38:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - i'll be there for you
18:38:00 <faux> how can u not tell when hes joking yet sez
18:38:00 <faux> loll
18:38:00 <dematerialised> that's my party trick
18:38:00 <dematerialised> you can never tell
18:38:00 <faux> ILL BE THERE FOR U WHEN YA PLANTS START 2 GROW
18:38:00 <Serenity> cause he talks shit 99% of the time
18:38:00 <faux> -- frends
18:38:00 <TheRon> does doodle grow his own?
18:38:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
18:38:00 <robot> ye
18:38:00 <immutable> * adds hot water to faux to see how fantastic she is
18:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: U2 - With Or Without You Views: 170,529,741 Uploader: U2VEVO Uploaded: Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 4m51s Rating: 4.84
18:39:00 <faux> k im gonna watch 2 broke girls
18:39:00 <faux> and eat me din
18:39:00 <faux> bye frands
18:39:00 <johninja> ok fine
18:39:00 <robot> k
18:39:00 <faux> gL at doctor robot
18:39:00 <robot> thanks
18:39:00 <johninja> Doodle has good mates
18:39:00 <Serenity> this stupid cake y the ocean song is ridiculously catchy
18:39:00 <Serenity> by*
18:40:00 <dematerialised> i too am also leaving to worship faux's butt until food gets here
18:40:00 <johninja> well liked and respectd by his peers
18:40:00 <dematerialised> ttfn
18:40:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/sbwC6kO
18:40:00 <TheRon> b1 used to have to get on a bus travel for 50 mins get his weed and come back
18:40:00 <TropicalStormJim> TheRon, why is that?
18:40:00 <Serenity> o/
18:40:00 <amsy> https://i.redd.it/gpffrl604a2x.jpg
18:40:00 <amsy> me
18:40:00 <johninja> b1 is not liked nor respected, dave grohl is a fading force
18:41:00 <johninja> lol ambo
18:41:00 <amsy> omg yessss
18:41:00 <johninja> welcome couleurs
18:41:00 <TheRon> because he had a mate in beaufort which is about 30 mins from ballarat, but the bus has to stop everywhere so
18:41:00 <amsy> hi cc :#
18:41:00 <robot> wrong window amsy
18:41:00 <amsy> lol
18:41:00 <dematerialised> like, faux's butt isn't just a butt, i wanna be around it. i wanna be friends with it
18:41:00 <robot> no cyberin here plz
18:41:00 <dematerialised> i wanna tell my parents about it
18:41:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs i have 2 many friends on facebook im trying to fink of sum1s name n i cant remember it at all
18:41:00 <amsy> y not
18:42:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :2
18:42:00 <johninja> dematerialised is correct (like always)
18:42:00 <TheRon> B1 are there any rock stars that haven't crashed on his couch at some point
18:42:00 <TropicalStormJim> all i can rememba is dat she haz a nice ass
18:42:00 <johninja> lol TheRon
18:42:00 <couleurs> thank u john inja
18:42:00 <johninja> he is the molly meldrum of couches
18:42:00 <johninja> game of couches
18:42:00 <TropicalStormJim> ooooh
18:42:00 <TheRon> they brought some filthy buds
18:42:00 <robot> sometimes
18:42:00 <TropicalStormJim> i found her now i cant rememba wot i wanted 2 say
18:42:00 <robot> i just have no idea what u guise r talkin about
18:42:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs
18:42:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/rwbDma6
18:42:00 <johninja> just relax TropicalStormJim, this is not your time
18:43:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok how does "dtf?" sound
18:43:00 <johninja> somewhat polite
18:43:00 <couleurs> wowww... can i get that number!!!!
18:44:00 <TheRon> billy don't lose my number
18:44:00 <johninja> johnny come lately
18:44:00 <amsy> lol
18:44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/R3zfsu3.jpg
18:44:00 <TheRon> kickstart my heart hope it never stops
18:45:00 <johninja> kek
18:45:00 <TropicalStormJim> johnny can i feel ur corn
18:45:00 <johninja> ;) always
18:45:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh its cobbly
18:46:00 <johninja> you make me want to sprout
18:46:00 <amsy> loll
18:46:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/0EDiBK4.jpg
18:46:00 <couleurs> lol
18:46:00 <johninja> vaehlor maghoulis
18:46:00 <TropicalStormJim> i can help u sprout u no
18:46:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill shit on ur seed
18:47:00 <johninja> you will indeed
18:47:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vSfHDqr.jpg
18:47:00 <amsy> lmao
18:47:00 <johninja> when im done with you TropicalStormJim you will be more like a tame low pressure system
18:47:00 <amsy> i bet
18:47:00 <TheRon> anyone see jane bunn, what was she wearing?
18:47:00 <TropicalStormJim> wait couleurs how do u convince hilary clinton to be in a photo with you while holding donuts
18:48:00 <couleurs> i told her if she wanna be president she gotta hold a donut
18:48:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh nevamind brb passin out
18:48:00 <johninja> yeah
18:48:00 <johninja> its friday nucca
18:48:00 <amsy> tgif
18:49:00 <couleurs> tgif
18:49:00 <couleurs> i drank already
18:49:00 <johninja> PBUH
18:49:00 <amsy> pics
18:49:00 <couleurs> then i got told 2 go out 4 dinner wtf i can't drive now u bich u want me 2 get arrest? gonna irc yolo
18:49:00 <couleurs> put my phone on silent problem solved
18:49:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONiX-6kObw
18:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bill Lovelady - One More Reggae For The Road (Lyrics) Views: 122,177 Uploader: pornogeros69 Uploaded: Jun 29, 2010 Duration: 3m50s Rating: 4.89
18:50:00 <TheRon> def leppard - armageddon it
18:50:00 <johninja> ima get on it
18:51:00 <johninja> last time i ask couleurs out on a date
18:51:00 <johninja> if you aren't willing to get arrested for me you aren't my type
18:51:00 <TheRon> i think he likes to watch insects having sex
18:51:00 <Clarkson> i put it to you that i think ur a cocksucka and your mother was a whore
18:51:00 <Serenity> id get arrested 4 u
18:51:00 <johninja> you need to calm down Clarkson
18:52:00 <Clarkson> but apparently i got a pin dick
18:52:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/wd2t1IG.jpg
18:52:00 <johninja> well
18:52:00 <johninja> there are other ways Clarkson
18:52:00 <Clarkson> you fucking wanker faggot fred
18:53:00 <TheRon> if a chick won't give you an alibi she isn't worth having
18:53:00 <johninja> lol
18:53:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/SehA0Cm.jpg
18:54:00 <johninja> penguiin clube
18:55:00 <amsy> hahaha me
18:55:00 <johninja> amsy mum is OG
18:55:00 <TheRon> whtesnake - is this love
18:56:00 <amsy> shes tough
18:56:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
18:56:00 <johninja> mmmmm matriach
18:56:00 <TheRon> whitesnake MrMark
18:56:00 <MrMark> ooooer
18:57:00 <johninja> amelia is probably out partying and having a good time irl
18:57:00 <TheRon> is this love that i'm feeling.......
18:57:00 <johninja> who needs her
18:58:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIycEe59Auc
18:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: America - Sister Golden Hair (HQ Original) Views: 5,613,814 Uploader: disc070s Uploaded: Apr 18, 2011 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 4.87
18:58:00 <TheRon> amelia is a abba gold groupie
18:58:00 <johninja> yeah
18:58:00 <johninja> she would be nothing without mollie
18:59:00 <TheRon> "come along mr meldrum, humdrum doesn't just host itself uoi know!"
18:59:00 <amelia> If by "partying" you mean im in my blue elephant onesie watching reality TV on my laptop wif puppy
18:59:00 <amelia> den yes, i am def partying
18:59:00 <johninja> lol
18:59:00 <johninja> oh draats
18:59:00 <amelia> my friends going bar tonight
18:59:00 <johninja> i thought she was gone
18:59:00 <amelia> i really cbf
19:00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/9UXKaxx.gif
19:00:00 <TheRon> and speaking of barring up........
19:01:00 <johninja> all me family is getting wasted so i fed the dogs and chickens and got wasted too
19:01:00 <amsy> thats me n u irl cc
19:01:00 <johninja> as is tradition
19:01:00 <couleurs> olé
19:01:00 <amelia> getting wasted now?
19:01:00 <johninja> yeh i had some beers for the first time in weeks
19:01:00 <amelia> dats right you haf chickens
19:02:00 <johninja> yeah a kangaroo knocked down the fencce and all the chickens got into the vegie garden
19:02:00 <amsy> ohhhh amelia i saw such a cute pup and it reminded me of your dog
19:02:00 <TheRon> MrMark: .38 special - second chance
19:02:00 <johninja> mother won't be pleased
19:02:00 <amsy> ill see if i can find the pic again
19:02:00 <amelia> do you live on farm
19:02:00 <amelia> yasss show me puppy pic!
19:02:00 <johninja> i seee heaps of dogs that look like amelias dogs
19:02:00 <johninja> oh ok
19:02:00 <johninja> 2much
19:03:00 <MrMark> TheRon....Mike and The Mechanics.....The Living Years
19:03:00 <TheRon> nice!
19:03:00 <johninja> lol .38 special
19:03:00 <MrMark> TheRon....Mike and The Mechanics.....All I Need Is A Miracle
19:03:00 <TheRon> that too
19:03:00 <johninja> a nice little snub nose
19:04:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/dIOk7Kw omggggg
19:04:00 <johninja> can chucke the .357 right in it with no complaints
19:04:00 <johninja> aww amsy i thought you were a cat lady
19:04:00 <amsy> i like animals
19:05:00 <johninja> he's adorable
19:05:00 <amsy> i slightly lean towards cats but only just
19:05:00 <johninja> best of both worlds
19:06:00 <johninja> wb amelia
19:06:00 <amelia> fanks i broked it
19:06:00 <amsy> did you get the link amelia?
19:06:00 <amelia> no ma'am pls repost
19:06:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/dIOk7Kw
19:06:00 <TheRon> amsy could you look after a seeing eye dog puppy for 12 months?
19:07:00 <amsy> yes TheRon
19:07:00 <amelia> AWWWWWWWWEW
19:07:00 <amelia> prettyful puppy
19:07:00 <TheRon> you'd have to give it back
19:07:00 <amsy> yeah but to a good cause
19:07:00 <johninja> yeh
19:07:00 <johninja> once you pledge your heart to amsy its never gonna be the same tbh
19:08:00 <TheRon> i do some stuff for vison aust
19:08:00 <amsy> lol
19:08:00 <amsy> thats good of you gus
19:08:00 <TheRon> i know what can i say
19:09:00 <couleurs> met any hot blind chics m8?
19:09:00 <amsy> id struggle to foster homeless cats though
19:09:00 <TheRon> surprisingly no
19:09:00 <amsy> would end up crazy cat lady
19:09:00 <TheRon> i figured blind chicks wouldn't care about looks so much, i could let my self go
19:09:00 <couleurs> buttercup next time
19:10:00 <TheRon> i needed scotch
19:10:00 <MrMark> me too
19:10:00 <TheRon> haven't coem across many hot blind chicks though
19:10:00 <johninja> I almost fell off the steps
19:10:00 <johninja> phew
19:10:00 <Immutable> ...
19:11:00 <johninja> I always take them home and find out htey are only visually impaired
19:11:00 <TheRon> in all seriousness i see the puppies all the time
19:11:00 <johninja> if she gonna lie to me then she's not worth my time
19:12:00 <TropicalStormJim> i got lotsa pictures of my dick u betta not turn off da projector ooooohhh
19:12:00 <MrMark> my baby takes the morning train....he works from 9 till 5 and then
19:13:00 <TheRon> sheena easton!
19:13:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE
19:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride ( Full & HQ ) Views: 1,967,127 Uploader: fidonov Uploaded: Jan 20, 2010 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 4.85
19:13:00 <TheRon> Kramer
19:13:00 <MrMark> yes!!
19:13:00 <MrMark> Kramers fake job lol
19:14:00 <TheRon> def leppard - when love and hate collide
19:14:00 <MrMark> Elton John.........The one
19:14:00 <TheRon> don't know that one
19:15:00 <MrMark> ok then...........Elton John.........Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
19:15:00 <johninja> fanatic
19:15:00 <TheRon> are you ready for love?
19:16:00 <johninja> i miss you daniel
19:16:00 <TheRon> rocketman
19:16:00 <johninja> i'm still standing
19:16:00 <MrMark> Elton is thuper
19:16:00 <TheRon> christopher reeves favourite song
19:16:00 <johninja> lol
19:19:00 <johninja> If you walk into your child's room and their entire wall is filled with a huge painting of the ussr banner, that's a red flag
19:20:00 <TheRon> he's a commie and he's spreading propaganda
19:20:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/Hot1047Maine/photos/a.458353430854149.102028.458009604221865/726046477418175/?type=3
19:21:00 <TheRon> one stop sho[
19:21:00 <TheRon> shop
19:21:00 <johninja> yeahboi
19:21:00 <MrMark> Highway to The Danger Zone!!!!
19:21:00 <MrMark> TheRon feels the need
19:21:00 <TheRon> i do
19:22:00 <TheRon> let's hear it for the boy
19:22:00 <johninja> it was the heat of the moment
19:22:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats creepy like tom cruise's laugh
19:22:00 <MrMark> Tom Cruise is all creep
19:22:00 <johninja> he is the last samurai
19:22:00 <TropicalStormJim> HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
19:23:00 <TheRon> keep it to yourself it's my life
19:23:00 <johninja> if you leave can i come too
19:24:00 <couleurs> livin' la vida locomotion with me
19:25:00 <TheRon> you know your kiss is on my list
19:25:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0i7Jvmi8Ec
19:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I'm Stepping Out - John Lennon & Yoko Ono (Remastered 2010) Views: 51,740 Uploader: sameskylennon Uploaded: Dec 29, 2011 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.93
19:25:00 <johninja> i'm passing out
19:25:00 <TheRon> joe jackson song?
19:26:00 <TropicalStormJim> omg suddenly there is a corn farmer shortage
19:27:00 <TropicalStormJim> this is how the mayans died
19:28:00 <TropicalStormJim> omg its like y2k times 10
19:28:00 <TropicalStormJim> y10k
19:28:00 <faux> stop typj g
19:28:00 <faux> typing
19:28:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok sorry fantastic faux
19:28:00 <TheRon> ever been to the toilet in a club and in the next stall you hear "Corn! i don't remember eating corn"
19:28:00 <faux> good
19:29:00 <TropicalStormJim> may I carrot voice recognition fantastic faux
19:30:00 <TheRon> MrMark: got brass in pockt
19:30:00 <TheRon> pocket
19:30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vDj3RTj.jpg
19:31:00 <TheRon> stan!
19:31:00 <amsy> lol
19:31:00 <amsy> he was at the monaco grand prix
19:31:00 <amsy> so awkward
19:31:00 <couleurs> yea boi dat was me jam
19:31:00 <couleurs> i saw, i watched it
19:31:00 <amsy> lmao
19:31:00 <couleurs> he got to drink champagne
19:31:00 <TheRon> shut up bitch i'm trying to talk!
19:31:00 <couleurs> wtf he didn't even drived
19:31:00 <amsy> you drive really fast man
19:31:00 <TheRon> ")
19:32:00 <couleurs> stupid hamilton die
19:32:00 <amsy> agreed
19:32:00 <couleurs> ricky was robbed
19:32:00 <amsy> yeah shame
19:32:00 <couleurs> bieber is everywhere now he @ NBA finals
19:32:00 <amsy> he was on
19:32:00 <amsy> haha
19:33:00 <couleurs> he was at south american soccer 2
19:33:00 <couleurs> he into #sports#
19:33:00 <couleurs> a total SportsMan
19:33:00 <amsy> me 2
19:33:00 <TheRon> he still totally gay
19:34:00 <couleurs> yea i bet he will die a death
19:34:00 <MrMark> i am
19:34:00 <MrMark> lol
19:34:00 <TropicalStormJim> whos gayer, george michael or justin bieber?
19:34:00 <couleurs> u r
19:34:00 <couleurs> #owned
19:34:00 <TheRon> i'm going to graceland
19:34:00 <MrMark> and Boy George
19:35:00 <MrMark> Karma Chameleon
19:35:00 <TropicalStormJim> wow couleurs u r so witty i bet u r an impossible opponent in complex strategy like fifa
19:36:00 <couleurs> thank u 4 the compliment
19:36:00 <TropicalStormJim> *heavy breathing*
19:36:00 <TheRon> hall and oates - maneater
19:36:00 <MrMark> ooooer
19:37:00 <MrMark> Hall and Oates....Out Of Touch
19:37:00 <TheRon> out of time
19:37:00 <MrMark> time after time
19:37:00 <TropicalStormJim> no
19:37:00 <amsy> so defensive
19:38:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToFErVHAuLQ
19:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ludacris - Move Bitch (Get Out the Way) Views: 4,579,994 Uploader: Emperror97 Uploaded: Aug 21, 2011 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.85
19:38:00 <TheRon> MrMark: hall and oates still touring
19:39:00 <MrMark> Great Scott!!
19:39:00 <TheRon> i'd see a show
19:39:00 <TheRon> good man
19:40:00 <MrMark> im on the bourbon now myself
19:40:00 <TheRon> sacrilege
19:41:00 <TropicalStormJim> MrMark, i thought u were on the dick?
19:41:00 <TheRon> so vulgar
19:41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmRI3Ew4BvA
19:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Sacrilege Views: 8,779,931 Uploader: YeahYeahYeahsVEVO Uploaded: Mar 26, 2013 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.88
19:41:00 <couleurs> Good Sang.
19:41:00 <TheRon> not so much
19:42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QSA7pSvh-o
19:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elton John - Are You Ready For Love Views: 785,853 Uploader: EltonJohnVEVO Uploaded: Dec 12, 2012 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.80
19:43:00 <MrMark> no not Elton again!
19:43:00 <TheRon> whta?
19:43:00 <MrMark> ehehe
19:45:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
19:46:00 <MrMark> me too
19:46:00 <MrMark> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxR70fpZ870
19:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Deborah Conway - It's Only The Beginning VIDEOCLIP Views: 135,543 Uploader: maho8519 Uploaded: Jan 14, 2008 Duration: 4m39s Rating: 4.84
19:46:00 <TheRon> nice!
19:47:00 <MrMark> i love that song sooo much
19:47:00 <TheRon> makes me wanna take up golf
19:47:00 <MrMark> Haddaway........What Is Love
19:47:00 <TheRon> too early
19:47:00 <MrMark> ?
19:48:00 <TheRon> too early
19:48:00 <MrMark> too soon
19:48:00 <MrMark> lol
19:49:00 <couleurs> r u guys twins
19:49:00 <TheRon> ever noticed deborah isnt wearing a bra in that clip
19:49:00 <MrMark> yes!
19:49:00 <MrMark> Kaarin Fairfax is the other chick
19:50:00 <TheRon> the horses, that shirt is totally see thru
19:52:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
19:53:00 <MrMark> they did
19:53:00 <MrMark> 1927 if i could
19:54:00 <TheRon> gonna love the next one, so very aussie
19:54:00 <MrMark> bring it on
19:54:00 <TheRon> patience my friend
19:55:00 <TheRon> one more and i'll be anyones!
19:55:00 <TheRon> :P
19:55:00 <MrMark> oooer
19:55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZrfG9P6_D0
19:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paul Kelly - To Her Door Views: 1,195,132 Uploader: Treehouseman Uploaded: Nov 21, 2006 Duration: 3m7s Rating: 4.85
19:56:00 <MrMark> yes!!!
19:56:00 <MrMark> awesome!!!
19:57:00 <TheRon> i said shove it jack i'm walking out your fucking door
19:57:00 <MrMark> yes
19:57:00 <MrMark> she thought he sounded better
19:58:00 <MrMark> 1927............Thats WHen i Think Of You
19:59:00 <TheRon> before too long, the one that your loviin will wish that he'd never met you
20:10:00 <couleurs> thank god those 2 finally shut the heck up rite every1?
20:11:00 <amsy> agreed
20:15:00 <emuls> and then there was Gregory
20:17:00 <robot> hi everyone guess who
20:17:00 <robot> ill give u a hint its me robot
20:17:00 <robot> wait
20:17:00 <robot> shit nm
20:18:00 <couleurs> hi robet it's me callers
20:18:00 <robot> lol
20:18:00 <robot> hi
20:18:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> oh
20:19:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> botbot rebooy robot
20:19:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> botbot rebooT robot
20:19:00 <robot> bless you
20:19:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> :)
20:19:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> just doing my job
20:20:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> :)
20:24:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> drunk4
20:24:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> 3g;5resssssssssssssssssssssssa
20:24:00 <robot> hi
20:24:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> :)
20:24:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> HOW ARE U?
20:25:00 <robot> gud
20:25:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> SWEET
20:25:00 <faux> can you type properly or gtfo
20:25:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> IS IT HARD TO BE A ROBOT/.?
20:25:00 <emuls> jesus christ
20:25:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> MMM
20:25:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> mmm
20:25:00 <emuls> what kind of nick is that
20:26:00 <robot> ye a crazy 1
20:26:00 <emuls> excellent
20:26:00 <robot> hi emuls
20:26:00 <emuls> hello robot
20:26:00 <faux> yum
20:26:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> i ran out of milk
20:27:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> fish was good though
20:27:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> and pie
20:28:00 <emuls> why is your nick so long and obnoxious ?
20:28:00 <_[^aLiEn8D\Romeo-HACKTc-4_]> !squote O(_)_circLe
20:28:00 <Serenity> becaues he is obnoxious
20:29:00 <Romeo> fear
20:29:00 <Romeo> is
20:29:00 <Romeo> the
20:29:00 <Romeo> key
20:29:00 <robot> k
20:29:00 <Romeo> :)
20:29:00 <faux> good lord
20:29:00 <robot> dont do drugs kids
20:29:00 <faux> i thought i typed terribly
20:30:00 <faux> summit
20:30:00 <robot> lol
20:30:00 <faux> gimme berries
20:30:00 <faux> i want a bucket of berries
20:30:00 <robot> faux is #1 ircer
20:31:00 <faux> tenks
20:31:00 <emuls> heh
20:31:00 <faux> someone upstairs is playing terrible music really loudly and it just sounds like humming through the walls
20:31:00 <faux> like a constant mmmmmmHhhmmmmMmmmmMMmmmmmmMmMmmmmm
20:31:00 <faux> its so annoying
20:31:00 <robot> poo
20:32:00 <Maurice> Maybe they really like Crash Test Dummies
20:32:00 <emuls> hahaahaha
20:32:00 <robot> lol
20:32:00 <emuls> i was thinking the same thing
20:32:00 <faux> idgj
20:33:00 <robot> Maurice made a funny
20:33:00 <faux> i
20:33:00 <emuls> but i couldnt think of the name
20:33:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:33:00 <faux> I DONT GET IT
20:33:00 <Maurice> faux, they sang a song called Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
20:33:00 <emuls> yeah
20:33:00 <emuls> maybe this si showing our age...
20:33:00 <emuls> *is
20:33:00 <faux> is this an old people joke
20:33:00 <Maurice> I think it is
20:33:00 <emuls> lol
20:33:00 <faux> oh
20:33:00 <emuls> i'm not that old
20:33:00 <faux> lol
20:33:00 <faux> how old
20:33:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
20:33:00 <emuls> but old enough.
20:33:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbcqgXh5-4
20:34:00 <Maurice> There you go
20:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Views: 12,690,018 Uploader: crashtestdummiescom Uploaded: Apr 25, 2010 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.84
20:34:00 <robot> foh is just a youngen
20:34:00 <emuls> gosh that came out in 93
20:34:00 <robot> gosh
20:34:00 <emuls> i was in year 6
20:34:00 <robot> r u fauxs sister
20:34:00 <Maurice> I was 12
20:34:00 <amsy> i was in grade 3
20:35:00 <amsy> and i remember it being number 1 for aaaages
20:35:00 <emuls> might as well be a million years ago
20:35:00 <ShadowLurker> get out Fennec_Fox
20:35:00 <Maurice> He's got such a black mans voice
20:35:00 <Serenity> faux is only a year younger than me and i know that song
20:35:00 <emuls> round the same time as as um... 3 non blondes
20:35:00 <faux> holy fuck that song is annoying
20:35:00 <faux> and that video gave me aids
20:35:00 <emuls> 94 i reckon
20:35:00 <faux> im crosseyed
20:35:00 <Maurice> 4
20:36:00 <Maurice> 4 non blondes lol
20:36:00 <emuls> 4
20:36:00 <emuls> whoops
20:36:00 <faux> 4
20:36:00 <emuls> that's the dementia
20:36:00 <couleurs> 4
20:36:00 <couleurs> who we banning
20:36:00 <faux> i was typing that
20:36:00 <faux> get out
20:36:00 <couleurs> ok
20:36:00 <faux> also im bad at maths im still tryin to figure out emuls age
20:37:00 <Maurice> She's the same as me
20:37:00 <robot> 82
20:37:00 <emuls> i;m 34
20:37:00 <faux> so 50
20:37:00 <Maurice> 83
20:37:00 <faux> oh
20:37:00 <faux> old fux
20:37:00 <Maurice> katatonic is the same too
20:37:00 <faux> jk
20:37:00 <emuls> haha it's all good
20:37:00 <emuls> when i was in my early 20s i though 30s was old
20:37:00 <emuls> i know better now
20:37:00 <Serenity> wait
20:37:00 <emuls> +t
20:37:00 <Serenity> emuls is a she?
20:38:00 <emuls> yeah
20:38:00 <emuls> i hope so
20:38:00 <Serenity> woahhh sorry i thought you were a dude haha
20:38:00 <emuls> I'm 39weeks pregnant
20:38:00 <faux> ye shes pragnant
20:38:00 <Serenity> yay more girls
20:38:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:38:00 <faux> lol
20:38:00 <Serenity> turning into taco town around here
20:38:00 <emuls> hahah
20:38:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> yay more pregnant girls :p
20:38:00 <faux> TT
20:38:00 <emuls> clam city limits
20:38:00 <amsy> lmao
20:38:00 <robot> 39
20:38:00 <robot> isnt that like bursting at the seams
20:38:00 <emuls> pretty much
20:39:00 <emuls> due tuesday
20:39:00 <robot> boy or girl?
20:39:00 <robot> cool
20:39:00 <robot> i wish you all the best
20:39:00 <emuls> didnt find out
20:39:00 <robot> kew
20:39:00 <faux> is it ur first
20:39:00 <Serenity> my niece had a bubba yesterday
20:39:00 <robot> first?
20:39:00 <Serenity> hes so cute
20:39:00 <emuls> it's our first so we thought we'd go with a surprise
20:39:00 <faux> aw
20:39:00 <robot> awesome
20:39:00 <Maurice> Good luck on the impending sore vag
20:39:00 <emuls> yeah
20:39:00 <faux> impending vaginal doom
20:40:00 <emuls> my vag will need it's own reality tv renovation show once i'm finished :(
20:40:00 <robot> lol
20:40:00 <robot> not caesar then?
20:40:00 <faux> vag rules
20:40:00 <faux> ITS NOT A SALAD ROBOT ITS A PREGNANCY
20:40:00 <emuls> only if it's an emergency
20:40:00 <robot> oh
20:40:00 <emuls> hahaha
20:40:00 <emuls> salad
20:40:00 <faux> lol
20:40:00 <robot> so i suppose bacon bits r out of the q then
20:40:00 <emuls> coming out the glove box not the sunroof
20:40:00 <Maurice> (18:40:42) (MeGusta): [1471] [26:05][21:38:06] <Kattikus> they climb out, leave your vagina looking like ground zero and then theyre like right, wheres the dvd player? how can i fuck that up too while im here
20:41:00 <Doodle> <faux> vag rules
20:41:00 <faux> YES like house rules
20:41:00 <faux> but for vaginas
20:41:00 <Doodle> o
20:41:00 <Maurice> Decorate them and all sorts
20:42:00 <faux> hi nerdygirl
20:42:00 <faux> show us ur butt
20:42:00 <Doodle> WHAT HAVE U DONE TO MY LOUNG DINER I SAID NO TORQUOISE
20:42:00 <Doodle> E
20:42:00 <ShadowLurker> show us where you piss fom
20:42:00 <emuls> that reminds me
20:42:00 <faux> shars where ya piss from
20:42:00 <emuls> i need to buy a new toilet seat from bunnings tomorrow
20:42:00 <Doodle> .
20:42:00 <faux> ShadowLurker can u take apic of sezs butt for me
20:43:00 <ShadowLurker> i have one
20:43:00 <ShadowLurker> but its mine
20:43:00 <faux> omgosh emuls i have a new torlet seat been sitring here for like a decade
20:43:00 <faux> havent put it on
20:43:00 <faux> oh
20:43:00 <faux> show me
20:43:00 <faux> ill paypal u a dolla
20:43:00 <robot> lol
20:43:00 <ShadowLurker> nah im greedy
20:43:00 <robot> new torlet seat
20:43:00 <faux> o
20:43:00 <faux> h
20:43:00 <faux> fine
20:43:00 <Doodle> veddy griddy
20:43:00 <faux> lmao
20:44:00 <ShadowLurker> paypal $64,754.45
20:44:00 <faux> gtfo
20:44:00 <ShadowLurker> and ill think about it
20:44:00 <Doodle> in unmarked non sequential dogecoins
20:44:00 <faux> ill do 45c
20:44:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
20:44:00 <faux> and throw in a pic of doodles dong
20:44:00 <faux> with a santa hat on it
20:44:00 <Doodle> hey
20:44:00 <Doodle> the contents of that picture belong to my client thankyou
20:44:00 <robot> did u hear about the aussie kid who was trolling someone on youtube and 'donated' $50,000 using his dads credit card with the intention to cancel it but paypal said fuck you it's a donation we're not cancelling it?
20:45:00 <Doodle> no
20:45:00 <faux> lolllll
20:45:00 <faux> owned.
20:45:00 <Doodle> but we have now
20:45:00 <robot> ^
20:45:00 <robot> ye
20:45:00 <Doodle> lol
20:45:00 <robot> u hv now
20:45:00 <faux> i hate dumpsters
20:45:00 <Doodle> ugh
20:45:00 <faux> uh
20:45:00 <faux> dumbasses*
20:45:00 <Doodle> loool
20:45:00 <faux> also dumpsters
20:45:00 <robot> i was gonna say
20:45:00 <robot> dumpsters rnt tat bad
20:45:00 <faux> wot u got against dumpsters ay
20:46:00 <zaim> rooting behind dumpsters are very overrated
20:46:00 <Doodle> AY YO TONY WAT U GOT AGAINST DUMPSTERS HUH
20:46:00 <zaim> in front of them is where u wanna be at.
20:46:00 <faux> brb im gonna meditate for 15 mins my brain hurts
20:46:00 <Doodle> k
20:46:00 <robot> happy meditating doh
20:46:00 <robot> foh*
20:46:00 <Doodle> my brain hurts too and i have homework to do
20:46:00 <robot> ommmmMMMmmmmmMMMMm
20:46:00 <robot> ..mmmMMMmMMmmm
20:46:00 <Doodle> bop
20:47:00 <robot> damn crash test dummies
20:47:00 <Doodle> o
20:47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.mp3 (5.12MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
20:47:00 <robot> ye u werent here for their earlier discussion
20:47:00 <Doodle> i was gallivanting around the countryside
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:50:00 <robot> u n ur gallivantry
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> back from work
20:51:00 <robot> what do u do
20:51:00 <emuls> ask the leylands
20:51:00 <robot> did you get any food cravings emuls?
20:53:00 <emuls> yeah
20:53:00 <emuls> first half of the pregnancy i ate a lot of avocados
20:53:00 <emuls> and lots of eggs
20:53:00 <robot> nice
20:54:00 <emuls> then moved on to rice bubbles with banana
20:54:00 <robot> yum
20:54:00 <couleurs> It's Not a Tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:54:00 <couleurs> --- Kingfisher Cop
20:57:00 <robot> i liked that movie
20:57:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13325624_1049163871840078_6297989596035761087_n.jpg?oh=81b75fe7f01becbd41c078e7a1848bd5&oe=580CB1D6
20:57:00 <robot> i liked the bit at the end where the kingfisher cop gets in an explosion n it turns out hes a robot underneath
20:58:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:04:00 <robot> it was a bit unrealistic that danny devito was his brother tho he doesnt look like him
21:05:00 <partay> the fucking robot.. how long now till fuck fest-o-rama?
21:06:00 <robot> hey mate
21:06:00 <robot> lol
21:06:00 <robot> early july
21:06:00 <robot> 3 weeks
21:06:00 <partay> nice
21:06:00 <faux> yay me bday
21:06:00 <robot> woohoo i can talk in weeks now not months
21:06:00 <faux> now u can send me pix of u guys doin it for me bday
21:07:00 <robot> lol..
21:07:00 <partay> i bet the robot is packin too
21:07:00 <robot> ehhhh it does the job
21:07:00 <faux> ix
21:07:00 <faux> p
21:07:00 <robot> faux latin
21:08:00 <faux> ixpay
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13417597_1087434571328350_7180849649837620868_n.jpg?oh=68c0025d42279eced326776768a60144&oe=57C3DFED
21:08:00 <robot> im sorry but im never sending a pic of my peen to anyone
21:08:00 <faux> that dog looks like Picard
21:09:00 <robot> lol
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> dont say that
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> how rude
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> he's my favourite dog
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:09:00 <robot> ye
21:09:00 <partay> i have 2 x dogs now
21:09:00 <faux> ye insultedtye dog
21:09:00 <robot> dog isnt THAT bad lookin
21:09:00 <robot> says the dude who hasnt seen picard
21:09:00 <robot> pix
21:09:00 <partay> and it has hair
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> no one on the internet knows you're a potato
21:10:00 <faux> soz
21:10:00 <Immutable> picard is a very good looking man
21:10:00 <Serenity> unless its picard
21:10:00 <partay> robot you havent seen picard?
21:10:00 <robot> nas
21:10:00 <faux> is one ur mrs
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> http://orig05.deviantart.net/fde6/f/2014/108/8/f/no_one_on_the_internet_knows_you_re_a_potato__by_emilysdiary-d7ez03p.png
21:10:00 <Immutable> faux has the hots for picard
21:10:00 <robot> lolllll
21:11:00 <robot> faux n picard
21:11:00 <robot> sittin the tree
21:11:00 <Immutable> :P
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> http://data2.whicdn.com/images/109122967/large.jpg
21:11:00 <partay> they used to be e-lovers
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> swish n flick
21:12:00 <Immutable> the power of e-sex
21:12:00 <robot> i dont find those potato things very funny
21:12:00 <robot> bbl
21:14:00 <Serenity> perderder
21:21:00 <doctor> daherberp
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
21:26:00 <emuls> thats us
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
21:28:00 <doctor> creep
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> nm
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> you?
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> in bed… waiting for a friend to text me
21:34:00 <ShadowLurker> w8n for a m8
21:35:00 <emuls> he was on tv the other night
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:41:00 <faux> tenks
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> I found a plastic spider on the ground at work
21:44:00 <Doodle> did u stick it in ur peehole
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> no
21:44:00 <Doodle> t yet
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> but not that
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking of placing it somewhere that would scare ppl lol
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha@doodle
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your pee hole and flopit out at work
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> suprise dick + spider
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> I rather not get fired from work for something like that lol
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol bu the giggles lol
21:48:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13344758_862896170483180_2361729824316494549_n.jpg?oh=4c730c83e737b09f93dfdd05d236c5df&oe=57C15522
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.facebook.com/xtimeforachangex/photos/pcb.1704280609833197/1704278393166752/?type=3&theater
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord
21:54:00 <MrMark> Jesus Hairy Christ on a bicycle
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:55:00 <Serenity> PIVOT
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
21:56:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/w5DHU8SwYJ0
21:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Friends - Pivot! Views: 470,837 Uploader: bhindthesehazlis Uploaded: Jun 30, 2006 Duration: 0m33s Rating: 4.87
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> looking at tv series - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kaFhuCnpOM <—- pretty sure this is a tv porn series
22:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SUBMISSION Season 1 TEASER TRAILER (2016) New Showtime Series Views: 204,899 Uploader: SerienTrailerMP Uploaded: May 2, 2016 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 3.63
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> 50 shades clone?
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> prettty much
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> looks just as bad
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> the books were horrid
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> just dragged on and on and on and on
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> I bet
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> twas lame
22:30:00 <robot> nite
22:37:00 <tobor> hi its me again
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
22:42:00 <faux> im so snoozy
22:42:00 <TropicalStormJim> cut my life into pizzas!
22:42:00 <TropicalStormJim> this is my last dessert!
22:43:00 <tobor> lol
22:45:00 <Serenity> i want marshmallows
22:46:00 <TropicalStormJim> only one? she did specify a plural
22:46:00 <tobor> ye well shes gonna have 2 make do
22:47:00 <TropicalStormJim> australian roads are dangerous, they're much safer in bangladesh
22:48:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/man-killed-while-changing-tyre-in-centre-lane-of-james-ruse-drive-in-north-parramatta/news-story/7799505c6fae325aad1b480a84c61349
22:48:00 <Serenity> ok thanks beehhh
22:48:00 <TropicalStormJim> yw
22:52:00 <TropicalStormJim> i put the lotion on my skin or else i get the hose again
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> please drown in a bucket of lotion
22:53:00 <tobor> ok guise
22:53:00 <tobor> i need your help
22:53:00 <tobor> i'm trying to remember the name of an old movie
22:53:00 <Serenity> and den
22:54:00 <tobor> it was an oldschool horror/thriller type
22:54:00 <Serenity> little more info
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> actors
22:54:00 <tobor> it had this married couple in it and there was some story about a guy in a mansion who chopped peoples head off or something
22:54:00 <dematerialised> ok settle down i'm back now
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
22:54:00 <tobor> and the couple went into the mansion
22:54:00 <Serenity> hm dunno
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah donno
22:55:00 <tobor> and she ended up playing a prank on him with choppy blades
22:55:00 <tobor> and he thought it was the killer
22:55:00 <tobor> and killed her
22:55:00 <TropicalStormJim> housing is affordable in bangladesh
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> chop a roo
22:55:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://www.domain.com.au/news/federal-budget-governments-have-given-up-on-helping-millennials-buy-a-home-20160503-gol6v9/
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fuck off to bangladesh, cunt.
22:56:00 <dematerialised> Serenity i finished watching wolf creek miniseries
22:56:00 <dematerialised> it was good
22:56:00 <dematerialised> it was like an extended movie
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh that’s what i can watch!
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the reminder !
22:57:00 <tobor> you're welcome
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if i can make apple pie in the slow cooker
22:59:00 <tobor> no
22:59:00 <tobor> kate if u do i will smash ya
22:59:00 <tobor> itll be gross
22:59:00 <tobor> nah i dunno
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the stewed apples yeah easily
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the pie crust prolly not
23:00:00 <dematerialised> you're a pie crust
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m a delicious cake
23:03:00 <Serenity> if i was a dessert i would be a cheesecale
23:03:00 <Serenity> cake too
23:03:00 <dematerialised> strawberry or lemon?
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> choc barv
23:03:00 <dematerialised> no
23:03:00 <dematerialised> that was not a choice
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> choc / caramek
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> l
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah ok dessert nazi
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> banan bread in the slow cooker
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> a
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i wanna try lentil curry next
23:05:00 <Serenity> i would be a lemon cheesecake
23:05:00 <tobor> <beehhh> i hope the op in melb gets a brain hemorrhage for banning me
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:05:00 <dematerialised> mmmm lemon cheesecake
23:05:00 <Serenity> lol beehhh
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
23:05:00 <Serenity> i used to love the ones you could get from kfc in the 90s
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lemon is pretty good….
23:06:00 <Serenity> in that square container
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> on they were lemmony
23:06:00 <Serenity> with the square spoon
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:06:00 <dematerialised> the tiny ones they used to sell at red rooster i devoured endlessly
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the choc mousse
23:06:00 <Serenity> yumm
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a zinger today
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and… it almost killed me
23:07:00 <dematerialised> zing!
23:07:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember the last time i had kfc anymore :(
23:07:00 <Serenity> i ate hungry jacks back in january
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it wasn’t a nice experience
23:07:00 <johninja> what did the zinger do to you? too hot?
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i havent had hungry jack in…. about a bazillion years
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh just made me feel really sick
23:08:00 <johninja> hmm
23:08:00 <Serenity> i get a salad from maccas when i get the kids a happy meal about once a month
23:08:00 <johninja> it's me fave, the zinger stacker
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it might have been the spices…. but i’m usually ok with spices
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> the one with the hash brown was da best
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> the chicken salads are ok from maccas
23:08:00 <johninja> lol yeh@hash brown
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> but the cherry tomatoes annoy me…. cut em up
23:09:00 <dematerialised> i have a fwend named wodewick
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm i could probably eat, 900 hash browns now
23:10:00 <Serenity> mmm i loved hash browns
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> but not too oily
23:10:00 <johninja> well if you are going to all that trouble make me some potato gems
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they’re pretty good too
23:11:00 <Serenity> oh godd potato gems
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you remember the triangle ones?
23:11:00 <Serenity> covered in chippy salt n sauce
23:11:00 <johninja> lol, not sure i can remember
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> chippy salt… what the
23:11:00 <johninja> chicken salt i think she means
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken salt ftw
23:11:00 <Serenity> its fucking called chippy salt
23:11:00 <Clarkson> ban his ass
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
23:11:00 <johninja> FU Clarkson
23:11:00 <Clarkson> fucking iraqi terrorist cunt
23:11:00 <johninja> :/
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky calm yo self
23:12:00 <Clarkson> me i care i give many shits
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> good, be quiet
23:12:00 <Serenity> i will show you you stupid eastern staters
23:12:00 <johninja> lol
23:12:00 <dematerialised> butt
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> im looking at slow cooker recipes…. why are 95% for fucking old grannies
23:13:00 <johninja> yeh its good winter food
23:13:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amBBO4PqJKo
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don’t wanna eat lamb fucking stew
23:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: deadmau5 - Snowcone Views: 317,475 Uploader: mau5trap Uploaded: May 27, 2016 Duration: 5m15s Rating: 4.87
23:13:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/6ITcINf
23:13:00 <Serenity> chippy salt
23:13:00 <johninja> lol
23:13:00 <dematerialised> the O.G chicken salt
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> never seen it in me life
23:13:00 <Serenity> its the ONLY chicken salt
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have normal CHICKEN (yellow) salt ere
23:14:00 <johninja> O.C
23:14:00 <johninja> original CHICKEN
23:14:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:14:00 <Serenity> weirdos
23:14:00 <Serenity> spose you call cocktail franks cheerios too
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
23:15:00 <johninja> that does sound classier
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> cocktail frankfurts are ‘lil boys’
23:15:00 <dematerialised> k9 likes lil boys
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, me mum calls em that.
23:15:00 <dematerialised> that's not making the situation any better
23:15:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/G5S2upX.jpg
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> But yeah we call em cocktail frankfurts
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you call devon
23:16:00 <dematerialised> polony
23:16:00 <Serenity> ^
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, fucking weirdos
23:16:00 <Clarkson> you fucking shit licker
23:16:00 <dematerialised> ^
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:16:00 <Serenity> thats right Clarkson
23:16:00 <Clarkson> realist, cut the shit. would you fuck Bellatrix. yes or no?
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches, devon is where it’s at… well
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually
23:17:00 <johninja> well i have fucked dylans other gf so i might as well
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> berlina
23:17:00 <Serenity> roflll
23:17:00 <Serenity> on mels couch
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ninja, have you fucked extreme?
23:18:00 <johninja> lol
23:18:00 <johninja> no :(
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you wanted to?
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ok - pretend it’s taxi cab confessions
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> (side note - loved that show aye)
23:19:00 <johninja> i guess it depends on the situation
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord!
23:19:00 <johninja> two men alone on a ship at sea
23:19:00 <johninja> someone has to be captain
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… you’d end up pregnant with extreme
23:20:00 <johninja> i doubt he could penetrate past my large buttocks
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. i think he has a lot of experience with that, aye
23:20:00 <dematerialised> if i ever had a quite message, that would be it
23:20:00 <johninja> lol
23:20:00 <dematerialised> <johninja> two men alone on a ship at sea <johninja> someone has to be captain
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahoy capin'
23:21:00 <johninja> rum & soddomy
23:21:00 <dematerialised> the start of any nutritious breakfast
23:22:00 <johninja> haha
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass on both
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake is fine with me
23:23:00 <dematerialised> mmm cake
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple pie would be good too
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a cake with apple pie filling in the middle
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and… crumble on top
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or maybe just apple pie filling with yoghurt
23:26:00 <Serenity> this convo is so interesting lol
23:26:00 <amsy> apple pie pls
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh apple pie is delish
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i hate the high top ones
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> with massive apples, and pastry isn’t sweet.
23:28:00 <amsy> i dont like apple slices in an apple pie
23:29:00 <amsy> gotta be diced and sugary haha
23:29:00 <Maurice> When I was preg I used to get the bakery to make me a sponge cake with apple and cream in the middle
23:29:00 <Maurice> And yes, I would eat the whole thing
23:29:00 <ShadowLurker> ive had that before
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
23:30:00 <Serenity> now i want a match stick
23:30:00 <Serenity> hnngg
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> minus the cream
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i could do the sponge cake with apples
23:30:00 <dematerialised> what is a match stick in cake context?
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it like a slice?
23:31:00 <Maurice> It's not even cake, she's just a pyro
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:31:00 <Serenity> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4f/82/1d/4f821d160f12a8072830f37fd9d4d8bd.jpg
23:31:00 <dematerialised> http://s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/modjula-static/pinjarrabakery/3/1HAkEIQe9bz.jpg
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by some petrol
23:31:00 <dematerialised> is that it?
23:31:00 <Serenity> that
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ew
23:31:00 <dematerialised> looks delicious
23:31:00 <Serenity> it is
23:31:00 <Serenity> fucking amazing
23:31:00 <amsy> yum
23:31:00 <Maurice> Yum
23:31:00 <Immutable> :/
23:31:00 <amsy> anything pastry is fine by me
23:31:00 <dematerialised> lol funnily enough my link was from pinjarra bakery
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i’d have a caramel slice
23:31:00 <dematerialised> guess i know where im giong tomorrow
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like custard tarts from the bakery
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re always pretty awesome
23:32:00 <Serenity> you can get em from any bakery
23:32:00 <dematerialised> ok fine i wont go for a drive then
23:32:00 <Serenity> i remember distinctly my dad getting me one from a bakery when i was about 5
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> custard slice wif …… passionfruit icing
23:33:00 <ShadowLurker> get a snotblock as well
23:33:00 <Serenity> at the time it felt like it was the size of my head
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob was
23:33:00 <Serenity> good parenting dad
23:33:00 <Serenity> haha
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it was the 80
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> 80's
23:33:00 <Serenity> excuse you
23:33:00 <Serenity> 90's*
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> 90\
23:34:00 <Serenity> only just but still
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
23:34:00 <Maurice> Damn, now I want caramel slice
23:34:00 <dematerialised> my burps taste like fish and chips
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> me mum was a health nut / freak when i was younger
23:34:00 <dematerialised> i would like caramel anything right now
23:34:00 <Serenity> mine taste like sugar free caramels
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> then they got divorced and hello ……… delish food
23:34:00 <amsy> what are those apple thibgs called from the bakery
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and microwave
23:34:00 <amsy> looks like a dome
23:35:00 <Serenity> strudel?
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple turn over
23:35:00 <amsy> covered in white icing
23:35:00 <Serenity> apple strudel
23:35:00 <dematerialised> struuuuudel
23:35:00 <amsy> nah another name
23:35:00 <amsy> i cant think of it :((((
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple deliciousness
23:35:00 <dematerialised> strudel/turnover same same
23:35:00 <dematerialised> strudels are bigger
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple strudel has saltanas
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
23:36:00 <Maurice> My mum made me apple crumble cheesecake not long ago
23:36:00 <Serenity> no it doesnt
23:36:00 <Maurice> That is delish
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!!!
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it does
23:37:00 <dematerialised> yuor face does
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ones ive had does!!!
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOUR face!
23:37:00 <dematerialised> NO YOURS
23:37:00 <dematerialised> dont fight with me
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO YOURS!
23:37:00 <dematerialised> i will win
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll choke you with sultans
23:37:00 <dematerialised> i will gladly devour them
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
23:37:00 <ShadowLurker> then theyre wrong
23:37:00 <Serenity> http://mamapumpkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Corica-Apple-Strudel-1.jpg
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf is that
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m tkinking of something like thi
23:38:00 <Serenity> an apple strudel
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
23:38:00 <dematerialised> an overkill apple strudel
23:38:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> You’re weird westies
23:38:00 <Serenity> there is nothing overkill when it comes to strudel mate
23:38:00 <dematerialised> you might as well just call that an apple flavoured custard roll
23:39:00 <ShadowLurker> if they made pastry in bigger sheets theyd be bigger
23:39:00 <President_Trump> where's fauxy i need a lullaby
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_strudel
23:39:00 <dematerialised> where's the apple
23:39:00 <Serenity> yeah no
23:39:00 <dematerialised> that just looks like pastry with icing on it
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
23:39:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:40:00 <ShadowLurker> what an abomination
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously… peeps on the west coast just eat pastry and pass it off as … any dessert
23:40:00 <dematerialised> i'll pass your face off in a minute
23:40:00 <ShadowLurker> your face is a westie
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s for dessert mum…. oh pastry covered in something …
23:40:00 <Serenity> you guys dont even have chippy salt everything you say is wrong
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> chippy salt… just looks weird. That chicken was weird and too happy looking
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> like the chippy salt had LSD in it
23:41:00 <dematerialised> maybe it does
23:41:00 <dematerialised> maybe that's why it's so GOOD
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly
23:42:00 <ShadowLurker> crack salt
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it have pastry as the main ingredient?
23:42:00 <Serenity> 98% msg
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so pastry !
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
23:42:00 <dematerialised> i swer to me mum
23:42:00 <Serenity> oooh now i want a beesting
23:42:00 <Serenity> hhhnngg
23:42:00 <dematerialised> wip wodewick
23:43:00 <amsy> i wonder if mums asleep/will wake up to the message i just sent her
23:43:00 <dematerialised> west in peace
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s beesting?
23:43:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
23:43:00 <dematerialised> its when a bee stings you
23:43:00 <dematerialised> duh
23:43:00 <Tim-Sim> it's a cake\
23:43:00 <dematerialised> christ you easterners are retarded
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> im guessing something with pastry
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> where are all the east coast peeps, fuck me!
23:43:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:44:00 <dematerialised> we ate them all because they were coated in pastry
23:44:00 <dematerialised> clearly
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:44:00 <Serenity> http://www.hiestand.de/typo3temp/pics/1d046b13e7.jpg
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> OB
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
23:44:00 <dematerialised> is that almond on top?
23:44:00 <Clarkson> there were a lot of fucking shit c64 games too
23:44:00 <dematerialised> because if so
23:44:00 <dematerialised> im out
23:44:00 <dematerialised> im assuming it is because thats a .de domain
23:44:00 <dematerialised> they put almonds on EVERYTHING
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> a bee sting…. weirdoS
23:44:00 <Serenity> tiz
23:44:00 <Serenity> http://www.ciaowinnipeg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bee-Sting-Cake-980x440.jpg
23:45:00 <ShadowLurker> almondz are amaze
23:45:00 <dematerialised> heathen
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it bread… with cream and some nut thing on top
23:45:00 <Serenity> ..
23:45:00 <Serenity> its a fucking cake
23:45:00 <Clarkson> and they wont give u shit about it
23:45:00 <Serenity> you easterners are spastics
23:45:00 <dematerialised> you're a nut thing on top
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Do you at least have hedgehog slice?
23:46:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
23:46:00 <dematerialised> of course
23:46:00 <amsy> lmao
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> THANK FUCK
23:46:00 <Serenity> Bienenstich or Bee sting cake is a German dessert made of a sweet yeast dough with a baked-on topping of caramelized almonds and filled with a vanilla custard, Buttercream or cream.[1][2][3]
23:46:00 <Serenity> of course we do becauswe we're normal unlike you
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> so bread lol
23:46:00 <Serenity> its not bread at all
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah looked like it!
23:46:00 <Serenity> its like a sponge cake
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be ok, but i’d prefer a caramel slice
23:47:00 <dematerialised> i'll slice your caramel in a minute
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll stab you with caramel
23:47:00 <Serenity> ok dude calm down
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatelse...
23:48:00 <dematerialised> im sorry sezz i haven't looked at faux's butt in approx 21 minutes
23:48:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:48:00 <dematerialised> im suffering
23:48:00 <Serenity> you better get on that mate
23:48:00 <Serenity> i dont recommend anyone go longer than 30 mins
23:48:00 <dematerialised> seriously she just googled that ro something
23:48:00 <dematerialised> i know her tricks
23:49:00 <Serenity> im pre sure its hers man
23:50:00 <amsy> ok so those apple things i was thinking of before are just called apple cakes and i woke my mum because i couldnt think of that
23:50:00 <amsy> lollll
23:50:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:51:00 <dematerialised> "hey mum what are those cake things with apple in it?"
23:51:00 <dematerialised> "apple cakes?"
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:51:00 <amsy> yep
23:51:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
23:51:00 <amsy> preeeetty much
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> apple cakes… original
23:51:00 <Serenity> bahaha
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> neenish tart?
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re pretty epic
23:52:00 <amsy> i find it slightly strange that even though its over text i still address her as mum
23:52:00 <amsy> like i would irl
23:52:00 <dematerialised> that's because mum is mum
23:52:00 <Serenity> is that not normal? i do that haha
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - i still call me, mum - mum when i text here
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> or Grammy lol
23:53:00 <amsy> i dont say hey mum like a greeting though
23:53:00 <amsy> im just like mum what are _______
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:53:00 <amsy> its probably normal but i just find it strange
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw its norma
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> l
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you live on the east coast
23:54:00 <Serenity> one of those weird normal things ha
23:54:00 <Serenity> there is nothing normal about you lot
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
23:54:00 <amsy> like she knows im talking to her because its only us in the message lol
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum is getting heaps better with texting
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> im suprised
23:55:00 <Serenity> mum gives me about 15 mins to answer a text and if i dont she calls lol
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> a normal text… hey how are you, what have you been doing.. would have taken her half the day….
23:55:00 <TropicalStormJim> kate have u ejected dat lil cunt from ur pussy yet
23:55:00 <Clarkson> un fuck them all
23:55:00 <amsy> lol
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> now its getting down to…. 20 mins
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> none of your fucking business, cunt
23:56:00 <TropicalStormJim> so ur still fat
23:56:00 <TropicalStormJim> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
23:56:00 <dematerialised> taco is on his way to a perm
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> um….
23:56:00 <dematerialised> goodnight sweet prince
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:56:00 <Serenity> calm the fuck down trevdawg
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
23:57:00 <amsy> what an insult
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> go have your own kid
23:57:00 <amsy> being fat while pregnant
23:57:00 <Serenity> lol
23:57:00 <amsy> oh no
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> pure baby… my gawd
23:57:00 <TropicalStormJim> ;)
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