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01:00 <Serenity> i had that the night i had my gallstone attack i jumped in the shower to see if hte heat would help and i got all dizzy n it was weird
01:00 <Serenity> i always have hot showers and never have that happen
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> might as well stab yourself in the leg, so you can focus ze pain else where
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok drastic 
02:00 <Serenity> ahah thanks major pain
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> did the dr give you any good drugs incase of another attack?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> even forte?
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> meow
09:00 <thestig> a muslim walked into a gay bar and bought everyone a round of shots
09:00 <thestig> too soon?
09:00 <Mew> bam
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> a muslim walked into a gay bar and got so excited he sprayed on everyone
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> too soon
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> btw what exactly are gay dating apps?
11:00 <couleurs> it's when girls h8 u
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ones you use
12:00 <couleurs> BURN
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> that makes me want to go to a gay bar and buy everyone a round of shots
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> you know i was standing in the mirror yesterday, after putting on my cologne and was doing my hair, admiring my chest & the colour of the tiles i selected and how happy i am, when i realised it was a really gay moment
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome - go explore your sexuality else where 
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> only if it smells like joop
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> joop home
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet you were joop
15:00 <Mew> "these tiles are the perfect choice for my suction cup dildo" "great job.. me :)"
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> because youre fucking old
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@mew
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> o yea i got to get one of those for the wife
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> because your dick is broken?
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> sure why not
17:00 <Mew> poor mrs Jim
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right!
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> also shes a mega slut
17:00 <Clarkson> wheeeeeeeeeeres your diiiiiiiiick at at wheres your dick at
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> luvs it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, in your dreams. You don’t have a wife.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> a blow up doll does not count
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea i dont have a bathroom either lool
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob not
20:00 <couleurs> wheeeeeeeeeeres your diiiiiiiiick at at wheres your dick at
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> basement jooxxx
23:00 <couleurs> picken n flicken
57:00 <Trip> hello
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 wot is dis fuckin trip
58:00 <Clarkson> tony find someone else who would like stick his dick into your ass
59:00 <Trip> um i said hello
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> asl
02:00 <Trip> when somebody wants to be sensible let me know
34:00 <amsy> looooool
34:00 <amsy> good luck with that Trip
44:00 <Trip> lol :)
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13432304_10154778301745400_5591674057899242828_n.jpg?oh=7c681eb78c65948e63b672dfe63da9e1&oe=58069D95
18:00 <Skirmish> What is a 'premium boutique company'?
26:00 <Doodle> a company that doesnt sell to mass consumers
30:00 <Skirmish> Trying to help a mate get a job with a security company and they advertise like that. I think they are jerking their penis'. 
31:00 <Doodle> theyre just trying to market themselves to rich people so they dont get hired to provide bouncers at clubs and shit
31:00 <Skirmish> Zero money for companies in that so I can understand avoiding that. 
33:00 <Skirmish> I need to download more Rick and Morty. 
34:00 <Skirmish> https://scontent.fbne2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13423746_10153689272513225_2733732594244222876_n.jpg?oh=6a5e4e010dba74bb4adf49d7187b2c5e&oe=57FFC45E
34:00 <Skirmish> I don't know how to feel about that. 
40:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
41:00 <nube> man bear pig
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> underwear goes inside the pant
47:00 <faux> Skirm-Away: 
47:00 <faux> watching the Lucifer pilot
48:00 <faux> he is the perfect Lucifer lol
50:00 <faux> we can take a trip to pound town if we must
50:00 <faux> lookl
50:00 <faux> lolllllllll
53:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
54:00 <faux> hi love
55:00 <Doodle> whats happening
55:00 <faux> nada i just meditated and now im watching lucifer
56:00 <faux> n u
56:00 <Doodle> oic
56:00 <Doodle> school in a few mins
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <faux> zzz
56:00 <Doodle> hehe
57:00 <faux> i wanna bone the devil
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Doodle> i want a gulfstream jet
58:00 <Doodle> ok bbs
53:00 <Skirmish> faux: Did you just watch the pilot? I am at about episode 11 and I have found that it is getting a bit stale. 
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FREESTYLER BITCHES
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AMERICA FUCK YEAH lol
51:00 <Serenity> k
54:00 <faux> Skirmish i watched half of ep 2 before i had to pause to leave but did they change the detective ex?
54:00 <faux> wtf i was like what.
31:00 <faux> ty fb. recommending shit to me like.. "Sean Penn wanted to name his son 'Steak'"
31:00 <faux> o ye
32:00 <faux> vital news alert.
44:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/38sIFG3.jpg
47:00 <faux> .
47:00 <faux> :(
07:00 <Skirmish> If anyone needs cargo pants for work and wants well made ones buy Syzmik pants. Superb! 
11:00 <faux> i think only panda wears cargos
11:00 <faux> SKIRMISH did they change the actor who plays chloes ex in lucifer?
12:00 <Skirmish> Not that I noticed. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Detective douche
13:00 <faux> yeah in ep 2 lucifer called this guy detective douche 
13:00 <faux> and hes completely diff
13:00 <faux> to the actor in epà
13:00 <faux> 1
13:00 <faux> omg they did
13:00 <faux> wff
13:00 <faux> they even changed him in tge recap of ep3
14:00 <faux> wtfcfccdffmdlcicisms
14:00 <Skirmish> Never noticed to be honest. 
14:00 <Skirmish> This whole 'i'm lewsing my powahz' is annoying. I want the devil to be kickass not a pussy hiding from bullets. 
14:00 <faux> well at least they changed him early on
14:00 <faux> ok spoiler alert
14:00 <faux> ty
31:00 <TheRon> i just voted in this years election
32:00 <TheRon> more accurately i didn't vote but hey
37:00 <TheRon> i voted for the domkey
39:00 <Syzmik> That is silly. 
39:00 <TheRon> why?
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5A5tW6DqM
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Senate Voting | Shaun Micallef's MAD AS HELL | Wednesdays, 8:30pm, ABC Views: 9,481 Uploader: madashellabctv Uploaded: Jun 1, 2016 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.90
46:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
47:00 <TheRiddler> what a dissapointing nintendo presentation
47:00 <TheRiddler> only 2 games
48:00 <TheRon> i thought disappointment was synonymous 
51:00 <faux> hi
51:00 <TheRon> faux voting early?
51:00 <faux> i havent voted in like 6 yrs
52:00 <TheRon> good girl
01:00 <TheRon> the fine for not voting is only $20
01:00 <TheRon> cheaper than petrol and parking
03:00 <Doodle> $76 for state elections
03:00 <Doodle> in vic
03:00 <TheRon> just money grabbing
03:00 <TheRon> anyone know who our state treasurer is?
04:00 <TheRon> i don't either
04:00 <Doodle> tim pallas
04:00 <TheRon> who's that?
04:00 <Doodle> http://www.parliament.vic.gov.au/images/members/current/PallasTim58250.jpg
04:00 <Doodle> that muppet
05:00 <TheRon> marshmellow man?
06:00 <faux> im so cold help
06:00 <Doodle> oh caps lol
06:00 <Doodle> i was being enthusiastic
07:00 <TheRon> what would doodle do on a date?
07:00 <faux> loll
07:00 <faux> ty
07:00 <Doodle> i would be a gentleman
07:00 <TheRon> pig shooting and monster trucks?
08:00 <TheRon> B & S on the first date?
08:00 <Doodle> lol no none of that interests me
08:00 <Doodle> maybe the monster trucks
08:00 <Doodle> i used to drive one at work
09:00 <TheRon> kevin bloody wilson is touring, maybe take the date to one of his shows
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Doodle> romantic
10:00 <TheRon> faux would be up for it
10:00 <faux> pps no
10:00 <faux> pls
11:00 <TheRon> is it the language?
11:00 <faux> id be happy w cheap wine and a glimpse of his donga
11:00 <faux> god ive been on hold forever 
12:00 <Doodle> i have both of those things
12:00 <faux> pix
12:00 <Doodle> i cant lol jacks here
12:00 <faux> ffs
12:00 <Doodle> haha
12:00 <Doodle> cockblockin u
12:00 <faux> Jack always cockblocks me
12:00 <faux> ye
12:00 <faux> jerk
12:00 <TheRon> cockpics, don't you need like a tape measure or something for reference?
13:00 <faux> nah he uses convincing angles
14:00 <Doodle> lol ye
14:00 <Doodle> smoke n mirrors
15:00 <TheRon> at the moment i'd fall into a barrel full of nipples and come up sucking my thumb
15:00 <Doodle> eek
16:00 <TheRon> doodle you can vote at the atlantic
17:00 <Doodle> i gave up voting a few years ago
17:00 <TheRon> i don't vote i get my name marked off
23:00 <TheRiddler> do you just draw on the ballot papers
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
24:00 <doctor> a penis
24:00 <Clarkson> oh and beehhh is a broke ass drunk who fucks his aunty for study/travel money
24:00 <TheRiddler> or vote sex party
24:00 <Clarkson> Compared to everyone else here who smokes, thats fucking god like
25:00 <TheRon> i put in extra boxes and vote for my mates
30:00 <robot> good evening everybody. how are we all?
31:00 <TheRon> i should've gone the fabio, drawn a dick and balls with the words "root me!"
34:00 <TheRon> annoying they don't have the curtains on the booths anymore so many pranks you could play
40:00 <TheRon> phil collins - i wish it would rain down
40:00 <TheRon> great song
47:00 <TheRiddler> who will you go for in womens footy
47:00 <TheRon> well let's see, gats haven't got one
47:00 <TheRon> cats
48:00 <TheRiddler> nope
48:00 <TheRiddler> they dont even have leagues down there
48:00 <TheRon> coll and carlton i just can't, dees are just hopeless, interstate teams, it will have to be the dogs
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's dogs, dees, pies, blues, gws, crows, lions & freo
49:00 <TheRiddler> good call
49:00 <TheRiddler> :p
49:00 <TheRiddler> besides they'll probably dip into the ballarat leagues
49:00 <TheRiddler> for players
50:00 <TheRon> i knda of know one the ballarat players trying to get a club, she's 30 now but still hopeful
50:00 <Mew> my friend got a whole club when she was 19
50:00 <Mew> so proud
51:00 <Doodle> loool
51:00 <Mew> well the A's and B's at least
51:00 <TheRon> a 3 wood?
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Mew> that would be beginner level for her
54:00 <robot> hi Mewwwwwwwwwww
54:00 <Mew> roooooby
55:00 <robot> how you doin?
55:00 <Mew> good thx u?
55:00 <robot> yeaaaaa alrite
57:00 <TheRon> manic street preachers - design for life
04:00 <robot> what u been up to lately Mew
04:00 <robot> k bozza thats enough thx
05:00 <TheRon> you and your partner been swinging right?
06:00 <Mew> god no, we're christian
06:00 <TheRon> and christians don't swing?
06:00 <Mew> jesus would not approve\
06:00 <TheRon> jesus!
06:00 <Mew> watch it christ
07:00 <TheRon> mew still with ben?
07:00 <TheRon> it's been a while
07:00 <Mew> its been almost 10 years
08:00 <TheRon> well done
08:00 <Mew> i believe you're meant to say "im so sorry"
08:00 <TheRon> some murders only get 10 years\
09:00 <Mew> well aware
11:00 <Mew> bozza omg
13:00 <robot> faux Serenity Doodle Kynetic Longie stebie WebbY excuse me hi plz ban Bozza thx 4 ur attn
13:00 <TheRon> ban telstra
15:00 <TheRon> why does it always rain on me?
15:00 <robot> is it coz u lied when u were 17
15:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
15:00 <robot> `ban Bozza gtfo
16:00 <TheRon> beard or not to beard that is the question
17:00 <TheRon> i like my beard
18:00 <robot> ty Serenity ur my hero ily
18:00 <TheRon> well done everyone
18:00 <Mew> whapow
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> hello epals
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> wots 4 dinna
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> azn?
20:00 <Mew> ur mum
20:00 <TheRon> spag bol
21:00 <TheRon> but first beer
25:00 <TheRon> crack the shutters open wide i wanna see you in the light of day
27:00 <faux> LMAO
27:00 <faux> @ whapow
27:00 <faux> pls tell me thats a step brothers reference
27:00 <TheRon> leave her alone it was almost english
27:00 <faux> lick me doodle ronald
28:00 <TheRon> doodle
28:00 <TheRon> ?
28:00 <faux> you can lick him if u want but i meant me willy
29:00 <TheRon> not really my bag
33:00 <TheRon> the downtown trains a fool
38:00 <Mew> oh it was chandler but could also be step brothers
39:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAJSCLCISONS
39:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1074384259264163&id=113834401985825
39:00 <DK> What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
42:00 <DK> I want to buy a racehorse and call it My Face.. imagine a bunch of sheilas at the races screaming out "COME ON MY FACE"
42:00 <TheRon> love is all around us
42:00 <TheRon> faux arks up when i do that joke
43:00 <faux> my god
43:00 <faux> worst
43:00 <slower> could someone please explain this.[in simple language ] "you are banned from this IRS server z-lined banned via DNSBL" this has happened twice before, how to overcome it?
46:00 <Mew> [its fucked]
46:00 <Mew> [this is not a help channel]
46:00 <Serenity> there is a scanner running on this server it checks your IP address and bans you if it thinks you are an insecure host
47:00 <Serenity> there isnt anything you can do about it other than complaining to asd and they wont do shit
47:00 <Mew> it can sense your insecurities lmao
47:00 <slower> thank you serenity
47:00 <slower> mew, not very helpfull, better off saying nothing at all
48:00 <Mew> someones gotta do it
49:00 <dematerialised> hi faggots
50:00 <johninja> https://i.imgur.com/BOInknS.jpg 
50:00 <Serenity> ur face is a faggot
51:00 <dematerialised> guess what im eating
51:00 <dematerialised> and its not cock
51:00 <Mew> cum
51:00 <dematerialised> mew is a clever one
51:00 <johninja> nachos
51:00 <Mew> ty
51:00 <dematerialised> johninja wins!
51:00 <Serenity> i hope you choke on a nachos
52:00 <dematerialised> https://www.myinstants.com/instant/broteam-baby-wins/
52:00 <TheRon> chicken nachos?
52:00 <dematerialised> BABY WINS!
52:00 <DK> hey mew 
52:00 <Mew> hey DK
53:00 <DK> how ya doing? 
53:00 <TheRiddler> that's mean
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <TheRon> roxette - spending my time
53:00 <TheRiddler> it was to dematerialised
53:00 <TheRiddler> I just made nachos for dinner
53:00 <dematerialised> BABY WINS!
58:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/gItn64z.gifv 
59:00 <johninja> lol he dropped some caltrops as well
00:00 <TheRiddler> the ultimate getaway
00:00 <TheRiddler> only effective in europe
01:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: how do the women feel about being called dogs?
01:00 <TheRiddler> ask them
02:00 <TheRon> they'd kill me'
06:00 <johninja> police pose as 15-year-old on Craigslist — and nab another cop
08:00 <dematerialised> i shot a man in reno just to watch him die
09:00 <johninja> JC!
12:00 <robot> does anyone have any entertaining websites for a bored robot?
12:00 <robot> i like imgur, cracked, break, stuff like that
12:00 <amsy> reddit
12:00 <Mew> quizup.com
12:00 <Mew> play me
12:00 <dematerialised> slither.io
12:00 <robot> k
13:00 <johninja> However Russian politician Igor Lebedev, who also sits on the Russian Football Union executive committee, said he didn’t see anything wrong with the fans fighting. Quite the opposite, well done lads, keep it up! he said. In nine out of 10 cases, football fans go to games to fight, and that’s normal. The lads defended the honour of their country and did not let English fans desecrate our 
13:00 <johninja> Motherland.
13:00 <TheRon> oh those russians
13:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hymn of the USSR - Red Army Choir (English Sub.) Views: 1,622,973 Uploader: M Leone Uploaded: Nov 4, 2012 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.73
14:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/tiny-elevator-in-paris-will-freak-you-out-3028465
14:00 <robot> fat australians would be outraged
14:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin
16:00 <TheRiddler> finding dory tomorrow
16:00 <TheRiddler> n warcraft
17:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queen
18:00 <johninja> Fahrstuhlgröße nach Pariser DIN Norm?
19:00 <MrMark> are we all naked yet?
20:00 <johninja> oh yay it's amelia
21:00 <amelia> hai jonfen fwend
22:00 <johninja> chicken curry for dinner
22:00 <johninja> smelt pretty gud
23:00 <amelia> yummmmmmm
23:00 <amelia> did you cooks it
23:00 <robot> it's no chicken burrito, amirite amelia
24:00 <amelia> you are very right
24:00 <johninja> naw 
24:00 <amelia> except, beef burrito
24:00 <robot> i thrashed Mew in quizes
24:00 <johninja> you googled all the questions though robot
24:00 <johninja> doesn't count
24:00 <robot> na
25:00 <Mew> u cant change tabs
25:00 <Mew> its onto it 
25:00 <johninja> ooh
25:00 <Mew> but its pretty entertaining
25:00 <johninja> just use your phone then
25:00 <Serenity> johns onto it
25:00 <robot> it counts time for points as well
25:00 <robot> so u better b quik
25:00 <johninja> i am one of the quickest googlers in the east
25:00 <Mew> better get in fast u lil fuck
25:00 <robot> lol
26:00 <Mew> how about 2000s music bitch
26:00 <Clarkson> I am super staunch, sexy and balding
26:00 <President_Trump> lols
27:00 <robot> na
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> Mew, like meghan trainor?
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <johninja> welcome couleurs
27:00 <Mew> that would be the next decade
27:00 <Mew> you cleft
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> 2000 is a millenium not a decade
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> also whats wrong with meghan trainor?
28:00 <couleurs> hello and thanking
28:00 <Mew> sigh
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> shes nearly as good as justin beiber
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> i hope meghan and justin start dating cause that would be super cute, even cuter than when justin dated selena gomez
29:00 <johninja> is that how you impress all the 16 years olds down the skate park?/
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> no i bribe them
30:00 <robot> oi if u could pick any skill to be good at what would u pick n why
30:00 <Mew> life
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> lame im already real good at life
31:00 <couleurs> Hrm... Not FiFa, Not IRC... Not Girls... Probably Pizza. Yes, Pizza.
31:00 <Mew> ur good at believing lies
31:00 <johninja> probably golf
31:00 <robot> damn it
31:00 <robot> colours always chooses the best answers
31:00 <Mew> y
31:00 <johninja> long career, lots of monies
32:00 <Mew> yeah thats a good idea
32:00 <couleurs> :o
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> retirement
32:00 <Mew> or stock market
32:00 <johninja> yeh
32:00 <Lumeah2> yeah stock market 
32:00 <Mew> shutup Lumeah2
32:00 <Lumeah2> tho... 
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> making money on the stock market is easy
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> insider trading is the way you do it
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> its the way everyone who makes money on the stock market, does it
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> get some inside info
33:00 <Mew> that sounds like solid advice
33:00 <Lumeah2> pushing companies to earn money drives workers harder... often leading to restructuring and job losses... so maybe not stocks. 
33:00 <Lumeah2> shut the fuck up mew poo
34:00 <Mew> calm down weird al
34:00 <robot> yea Lumeah2 turn it down ur on a 7 i need u on a 2 ok
34:00 <johninja> i sense some tension
34:00 <Mew> or like a zero and a flatline pls
35:00 <Lumeah2> ... u mewpoo haven't even been here so stay in the corner.. mmk
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats something i wish i was really good at
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> magic
35:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/uoRysGw.png 
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> or finding genie lanterns
35:00 <Mew> oh have you moved up in the ranks of an irc channel
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> or winning lotto
36:00 <Mew> no longer sniffing around looking for remains of pieters cum crust
36:00 <British^Meat> cum :)
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> Mew, are you any good at guzzling cum?
38:00 <Lumeah2> really funny when old chatters come in thinking they are going to thrash it n they just end up looking stupid. 
40:00 <British^Meat> Im all for Mew
40:00 <British^Meat> stay loud and proud Mew
40:00 <robot> Lumeah2 irl http://www.break.com/video/when-your-escalator-helicopter-crashes-hard-3028158
41:00 <Mew> you're older than me tabitha and i didnt like you when i was here before, im not going to now lol
41:00 <Mew> good to see you still dribble shit like a knuckle dragging neanderthal slag though
42:00 <Mew> warms da heart <3
42:00 <robot> lol
42:00 <Serenity> lol wtf is even happening here
43:00 <robot> i don't even know
43:00 <Lumeah2> omg
43:00 <Mew> i miss ripping into Lumeah
43:00 <robot> Mew @ work, assaultin some customerz --> http://www.break.com/video/burger-king-employee-assaults-customer-3028206
43:00 <robot> skip 30s
44:00 <Lumeah2> people have issues. 
44:00 <robot> U do
44:00 <Serenity> skirmish and mew are soul mates
44:00 <Serenity> haha
44:00 <Lumeah2> dun bring em here sweetheart 
44:00 <Serenity> conekted by their love of hating Lumeah
44:00 <Lumeah2> sad sad. lol
45:00 <Mew> ive always hated her
45:00 <Mew> mostly from the sickening piet saga
45:00 <Mew> are u sad now that hes committed
46:00 <Serenity> i know thats why its funny
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> whens ash getting here? is he still workng 6 to 9?
47:00 <Lumeah> So stupid.. Wasn't even with him... So ya dredging up bullshit making u more the fool. 
48:00 <Mew> not a relationship lmao
48:00 <Mew> just the weird obsession
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> poor guy and his 15 hour shifts
48:00 <Mew> you'll have to dismantle the shrine now
48:00 <Mew> unless ur holdin out
48:00 <Doodle> crikey
50:00 <Lumeah2> your lovers here Skirmish 
51:00 <Mew> time to throw out the pietSAbrator http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/940/8586-1.jpg
52:00 <Lumeah2> how about u get a room together?  shes in the corner.. ranting about some old bullshit. 
52:00 <Mew> why have you put corners in a chat room
52:00 <Mew> are you okay?
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> she's hoping the fat round pegs won't fit in a square hole
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> kinda childish
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> and isnt nice to Serenity 
56:00 <Serenity> you what
57:00 <Serenity> did you just call me a fat round peg
57:00 <faux> weee
58:00 <Mew> thx
58:00 <Mew> im hungry
58:00 <Doodle> ead
59:00 <Mew> slow
59:00 <Mew> and sensually
59:00 <Serenity> i have steam broccoli, snow peas, red cabbage and spinach
59:00 <Serenity> RIP ShadowLurker
59:00 <Doodle> O_o
59:00 <Mew> he was a good man
59:00 <Serenity> steamed
59:00 <Mew> pick the thickest quilt for tonight
00:00 <robot> a FAT ROUND PEG
00:00 <robot> that's the best
00:00 <faux> lmao robot
00:00 <faux> everytime u caps 
00:00 <faux> i hear it
00:00 <faux> ffff
00:00 <robot> u can hear my voice
00:00 <Doodle> sezz did u and binx get ur food mixed up
00:00 <Serenity> excuse me
00:00 <Serenity> its delicious
00:00 <robot> good morning
01:00 <robot> fffffffffffffffffff
01:00 <robot> ..aux
01:00 <Serenity> wif some lemon squeezed on and salt n peps
01:00 <Serenity> nom
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> ur a lemon
01:00 <faux> i just had kishk
01:00 <TheRiddler> what does binx eat
01:00 <faux> wouldn't mind sum doodle 4 dessert
01:00 <Serenity> no im a fat round peg
01:00 <Serenity> apparently
01:00 <Doodle> eek
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> lemons can be fat and round 2
02:00 <Serenity> binx eats rabbit pellets, hay, carrots, celery, banana, apple
02:00 <faux> or some lycheed
02:00 <faux> w/evs im easy
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont fink u r im just a massive dick n i cant help myself
02:00 <Mew> haaaaaaaaaay
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> u no dis rite
02:00 <faux> haaay
02:00 <faux> lollwixpsnwzonx
02:00 <Serenity> i dont really care taco
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> i fought so
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats wot makes u vry kool
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> <3
03:00 <faux> why are you so annoyinh
03:00 <Mew> the way you type makes me want to murder your family
03:00 <Skirmish> Taco is here to save Austnet 
03:00 <Mew> which one made their own server
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> fantastic faux on da otha hand gets her panties all knotted cuz i type lik a retard to delib annoy her (trolling) (brackets etc.)
03:00 <Clarkson> you look like a fucking retard does that mean you are one?
03:00 <faux> what
03:00 <Immutable> it means you're in bucko
03:00 <faux> i know u type like that on purpose
04:00 <thestig> hi faux
04:00 <faux> mew commented on your typing not me
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> did u no i also talk like im wearin a mullet
04:00 <faux> god i wanna pee on your foot
04:00 <faux> ho stoggy
04:00 <faux> uh
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> hi stiggy*
04:00 <faux> how u
04:00 <Immutable> :/
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux how many of ur sexual overs have had mullets plz
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> *lovers
05:00 <Immutable> all of them
05:00 <faux> thats fantastic faux to you
05:00 <Mew> 10% of mine have
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> o soz fantastic faux i will eat ur pussy 2 make it up 2 u even if it iz persian and ill choke on fluff balls
06:00 <Immutable> lol
06:00 <Immutable> you're the man with the ban
06:00 <faux> oh yes persian
06:00 <faux> thats a new one
06:00 <Doodle> 10% of mine too Mew
06:00 <Mew> damn
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> i just want to c a pic of ur tits and ill leave you alone
07:00 <Clarkson> loser cunts like Picard's wife?
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> i mostly leave mew alone
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> sezz 2
07:00 <Skirmish> Cause he knows Pirate would kick his ass. 
07:00 <Doodle> arrrrrrrrrrrrr
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> women just have 2 get naked and then guys get bored of them
07:00 <Mew> or sodomise it
07:00 <Serenity> yuou dont have to leave me alone
07:00 <faux> not happening chap
07:00 <Doodle> i dont get bored of naked women
07:00 <Doodle> ever
07:00 <Serenity> i kan handel meself
08:00 <faux> has jack left yet
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> no um richard u move onto another one after u c wot da clothes r hidin
08:00 <Doodle> yeah like 3 hours ago
08:00 <Doodle> 2
08:00 <faux> whip it out
08:00 <Immutable> ahhhhhhhhhhhh
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
08:00 <faux> i will fight u
08:00 <Doodle> promise?
08:00 <faux> yes
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont get bored of naked women either just the ones ive already seen
08:00 <Doodle> eeeehehhe
09:00 <Doodle> so your mum and?
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> sister
09:00 <Doodle> ic
09:00 <Mew> thats only 1 how sad
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> ur troll is poor
09:00 <Doodle> yes
09:00 <Doodle> i'm trolling
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> its poorer than ur centrelink wage
09:00 <Doodle> thats what i am doing
09:00 <Doodle> exactly
10:00 <Serenity> im like santa
10:00 <Doodle> SARAH
10:00 <Doodle> FUCK OFF
10:00 <Serenity> what?!
10:00 <Doodle> nothing
10:00 <Serenity> poke it
10:00 <Serenity> it jiggles
10:00 <Doodle> i just wanted to yell
10:00 <Doodle> eehehehe no!
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> anyway im fuckin tired who wudda thought that night shift was fuckin easy and day shift is way harder and people mite actually c dat im a lazy cunt
10:00 <Clarkson> knifebunny is the biggest piece of fucking shit
10:00 <Doodle> ok nite
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> cant believe dose cunts made me work @ work 2day
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> i didnt even get a promotion for it
11:00 <Mew> what ever happened to kb
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> aids
11:00 <Mew> sh
11:00 <faux> golly
11:00 <johninja> phew
11:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Immutable> ew 
12:00 <Mew> phht
12:00 <Immutable> dat gut can predict the future Serenity?
12:00 <Skirmish> Just in case some people may have missed it earlier today http://i.imgur.com/auIQZCl.jpg
12:00 <Doodle> .
12:00 <faux> ffs Skirmish 
12:00 <Serenity> nah it just gives good luck
12:00 <Serenity> like buddha
12:00 <faux> once was enough
12:00 <Skirmish> People may have missed it! 
13:00 <johninja> Hillary is a lesbian
13:00 <johninja> thats why she stood by bill
13:00 <Skirmish> Despite how Doodle may portray it ... the world doesn't revolve around you. 
13:00 <johninja> she had an afair with yoko one
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> no hilary is a corn farmer
13:00 <faux> .
13:00 <Doodle> what
13:00 <johninja> you aretyping again TropicalStormJim
13:00 <johninja> pls stop
13:00 <Doodle> jeez
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok fine ill dream about u guiz then while i ejaculate
14:00 <faux> Skirmish was tryina make jokes
14:00 <johninja> http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/ 
14:00 <Doodle> um
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> <3 bai
14:00 <Doodle> yoko isnt exactly a reliable source, even for her own memories
14:00 <robot> who wants to touch my doodle
14:00 <Mew> c u Jim
14:00 <robot> im jus doin a survey
14:00 <Skirmish> It's on the internet it must be true. 
15:00 <johninja> well if she says she did it
15:00 <Skirmish> I am sure plenty of people have licked Hillary's crabby patty. 
15:00 <Mew> robot 5 - extreme desire to
15:00 <robot> lol
16:00 <robot> i knew my general knowledge would come in handy 1 day
16:00 <Mew> today
16:00 <robot> k well i gotta get an iron coz i accidentally broke my other one
16:00 <Mew> i knew my peep show knowledge would inflate my ego 1 day
16:00 <Mew> use ur hair straightener
16:00 <robot> lol
17:00 <robot> yea my hair straightener.
17:00 <johninja> it's morrocan
17:00 <Mew> yea.
17:00 <robot> me hair is like 5 microns long
17:00 <Mew> then it'll be hanging for a good straightening sesh
17:00 <robot> i got my gf 1 but its overseas
17:00 <Mew> let it loose
18:00 <robot> wait are we talkin about my hair
18:00 <robot> im not puttin the hair straightener on my doodle
18:00 <robot> k bbl
20:00 <Mew> he loves it
21:00 <Serenity> bye mew
29:00 <Serenity> would ya look at that me ears are burnin
29:00 <dematerialised> hello, i love you wont you tell me your name?
30:00 <faux> no
30:00 <President_Trump> tell me a lullaby
31:00 <Serenity> i wish my name was delilah
31:00 <johninja> hey there delilah
32:00 <dematerialised> im not even annoyed that trump thinks the lullaby line is funny
32:00 <dematerialised> im annoyed that he keeps repeating it
32:00 <johninja> and thats exactly the reaction he wants
32:00 <dematerialised> isn't that technically spamming?
32:00 <President_Trump> ?
32:00 <Skirmish> Battlefield 1 may just be the first FPS game I will buy for me. 
32:00 <Serenity> he just wants to be included
32:00 <President_Trump> no johninja i actually want a lullaby
33:00 <President_Trump> why does amelia get all the lullabies
33:00 <President_Trump> what about TRUMP
33:00 <faux> smd
33:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised sing me a lullaby!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <dematerialised> no
33:00 <President_Trump> why not?
33:00 <johninja> be a good looking lady President_Trump
33:00 <dematerialised> because you're a dickhead
33:00 <President_Trump> who says im not a good looking lady?
34:00 <dematerialised> you're a fat pig-nosed ginger by all accounts
34:00 <Doodle> ^
34:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <amelia> stop stealing my lullabies you fat husky voiced ranga
34:00 <amelia> idiot
35:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <dematerialised> rip Bozza
35:00 <johninja> i was wondering how that happen
35:00 <faux> HoW THaT HaPPeN
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ50xJFhUKs  <-- Check it. 
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATTLEFIELD 1 FIRST MULTIPLAYER 64 Players: Ultra Settings (REPLAY) Views: 24,320 Uploader: HAZARD CLAN Uploaded: Jun 14, 2016 Duration: 0m0s Rating: 4.32
36:00 <Serenity> is prez lump really a ranga
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah
37:00 <amelia> yes
37:00 <amelia> with a dirty husky voice
37:00 <amelia> smokers voice
37:00 <Serenity> my condolences bro
37:00 <dematerialised> cockgoblin's voice
37:00 <amelia> fuckin putrid
37:00 <faux> lmao meels
37:00 <Serenity> no wonder hes so mad
37:00 <President_Trump> mad?
37:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
37:00 <President_Trump> im the happiest person on irc
37:00 <dematerialised> y r u mad tho?
37:00 <dematerialised> y u mad?
37:00 <amelia> #1 happy
38:00 <Serenity> vote[1]happytrump today
38:00 <amsy> ok 
38:00 <amsy> bb
38:00 <amsy> im having tyran flasbacks
38:00 <amsy> flash*
38:00 <doctor> some moments i am just so annoyed for no particular reason
38:00 <Doodle> hi amsypoos
38:00 <amelia> PMS
38:00 <amsy> hey roodles 
38:00 <doctor> these hands arent as clear as they used to be
38:00 <Serenity> do u own a uterus
38:00 <Doodle> hi gertie
38:00 <doctor> possibly
38:00 <Doodle> i own 5 sezz
38:00 <johninja> every hands a winner, and every hands a loser
38:00 <Doodle> all frozen tho
38:00 <amelia> hay tall fwend
38:00 <Serenity> in the freezer?
39:00 <doctor> biology can be weird
39:00 <Doodle> ye
39:00 <Doodle> in the icebox
39:00 <dematerialised> i print out all my uteri and stick them on the ceiling
39:00 <johninja> the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep
39:00 <Serenity> i wish i could sell mine
39:00 <doctor> yeah that wont be so bad
39:00 <doctor> unless youre having nightmares
39:00 <doctor> then it would kinda suck
39:00 <faux> ok
39:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHA amsy
39:00 <faux> tyran
39:00 <amsy> lol :'(
40:00 <doctor> suppose beats getting your gonads ripped off and bleeding to death
40:00 <johninja> for sure
40:00 <dematerialised> but that sounds far more interesting though
40:00 <johninja> "how did he die" "well..."
40:00 <dematerialised> it's a long story and it involves a stolen chimpanzee
40:00 <doctor> it would make for some great online entertainment, dying for the amusement of others
40:00 <doctor> selfless way to go
40:00 <Serenity> i want to have a brain aneurysm right at the end of an orgasm
40:00 <Serenity> what a way to go
40:00 <johninja> yeah like a modern day gladiator
40:00 <doctor> much better than being selfish and dying peacefully in your sleep
41:00 <Doodle> but
41:00 <Doodle> what about the other person
41:00 <faux> ill pay someone a dollar to get me frozen yoghurt rn
41:00 <Serenity> what if im fappin
41:00 <Doodle> oh
41:00 <johninja> mmm froyo
41:00 <Doodle> ok carry on
41:00 <doctor> the individual doesn't matter, it's all about the good of the majority
41:00 <dematerialised> didn't a villain die like that in james bond?
41:00 <dematerialised> from a heart attack during sex or something
41:00 <doctor> and people want blood!
41:00 <Serenity> prob
42:00 <Doodle> yeah that was thunderballs dematerialised
42:00 <dematerialised> yeah thought so
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <Serenity> oh
42:00 <Doodle> BLAM
42:00 <doctor> did she cut off the blood supply to his erect penis, preventing the blood from returning to the heart?
42:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember the specifics
42:00 <dematerialised> i just remember it was weird
42:00 <doctor> curious
43:00 <Doodle> i dunno i was joking
43:00 <dematerialised> google says you are right
43:00 <dematerialised> i cbf checking further
43:00 <Doodle> oh
43:00 <Doodle> in that case -s
43:00 <johninja> in that cae
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
44:00 <faux> ehehe
44:00 <Doodle> in that cae it hower time bb
45:00 <johninja> ooh a riddle
45:00 <faux> adio
46:00 <nubbymcnu> your most recent blood donation could be in someone's boner right now
46:00 <Serenity> thats hot nubbymcnu
46:00 <robot> i got an iron
46:00 <nubbymcnu> inorite
47:00 <robot> i can go to work 2mo in somethin other than me PJs
48:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/having-a-sip-of-water-in-iceland-3027425
55:00 <johninja> https://i.imgur.com/21ueg5R.gifv 
58:00 <Skirmish> Bullshit
01:00 <faux> and i misss uuuuuu
02:00 <robot> liek the desert's mysteryy
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <johninja> go charlotte
03:00 <faux> i hope you dont think those are the words
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> LMAO john
03:00 <robot> no i don't :P  but i used to
03:00 <faux> still my fave
04:00 <faux> haha
04:00 <faux> cute
04:00 <faux> theres a cup in me sink that needs washin and its callingme name
04:00 <faux> but im lazy
04:00 <johninja> fight the OCD
04:00 <faux> no
05:00 <faux> i wont be able to sleep
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <robot> fauuuuuuuuxxx, wassshh meee
05:00 <robot> no that's just Doodle
05:00 <faux> LOL
05:00 <faux> oh god
05:00 <faux> my dad is so swewt
05:00 <faux> sweet 
06:00 <robot> ur cheese dad
06:00 <faux> i just checked me acct and he randomly deposited $100 and wrote buy something that makes u happy
06:00 <robot> aw
06:00 <faux> i just rang him to say tenks
06:00 <faux> vlearly im gonna spend it on food
06:00 <johninja> aw kewl
06:00 <johninja> hahah
06:00 <robot> ty ab
06:00 <johninja> blow it all on chocolate
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> noooo
07:00 <faux> nah i need some new art supplies 
07:00 <robot> شكرا
07:00 <faux> does that say Christina 
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <johninja> careful
07:00 <robot> no
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <robot> it says thankyou
07:00 <johninja> you will get banned by stebies xenophobic bot
07:00 <dematerialised> god damn racist
07:00 <faux> it kinda looks like Christina 
08:00 <faux> i cant read arabic squiggles 
08:00 <robot> ye well stebies xenophobic bot should prolly go fuck itself ay
08:00 <faux> but i recognise that cos myngrandma wrote it over and over
08:00 <robot> myngrandma
08:00 <faux> trying to get me to learn
08:00 <faux> an im like ok ty bye
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <faux> i went to arabic school
08:00 <faux> when i was 8
08:00 <robot> awwwwww
08:00 <faux> it was $2 every Saturday 
08:00 <robot> that's kind of cute, Christina.
09:00 <faux> at the church
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> went with me friends
09:00 <faux> they wouldntnlet us pee unless we asked in arabic
09:00 <robot> ur lil 8yo m8s
09:00 <robot> loll
09:00 <faux> my friend i meant
09:00 <faux> just one went with me
10:00 <faux> i like that i know another language thoufh
10:00 <faux> wiuld suck ifi coulnt communicate w me fam
10:00 <robot> ye
10:00 <faux> esp me grandpa who knows literally two eords
10:00 <johninja> maybe you should work on english first
10:00 <johninja> jks
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <robot> lol aw
10:00 <faux> maybe u should smd
10:00 <robot> Chris and Tina
10:00 <faux> no
10:00 <faux> "very nice"
10:00 <robot> lollllllllllllll
11:00 <robot> im picturing borat
11:00 <faux> he has the borat moustache 
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <robot> nice
11:00 <faux> hes like 7ft tall
11:00 <robot> hehehe
11:00 <faux> and me grandma is like
11:00 <faux> 4ft
11:00 <faux> can u tell which one i take after
11:00 <faux> .
11:00 <robot> lol
11:00 <faux> thx guise
12:00 <faux> its funnt cos my cousins are split
12:00 <faux> tall and short
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <johninja> hehe
12:00 <robot> which genders
12:00 <faux> one of me girl cousins whos a year older
12:00 <faux> is 6ft
12:00 <faux> she leans on my head
12:00 <faux> and the other one who is around my age is about my height
13:00 <faux> and the boys are mixed too
13:00 <Serenity> lol my exs mum has 5 siblings they are all over 6ft and shes like half an inch off 5ft
13:00 <faux> sweird
13:00 <Serenity> its so funny
13:00 <johninja> yeh i thought there would be like a middle ground
13:00 <johninja> but obv not
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <johninja> fkn genetics eh
13:00 <faux> nah
13:00 <robot> ye
13:00 <faux> my uncles are so tall
13:00 <faux> they can hit their heads on doorframes
13:00 <robot> me fam is all pretty consistent
13:00 <faux> and im like hows the weather up there
13:00 <johninja> but can they kick door frames?
13:00 <robot> HA HA
14:00 <faux> lolll
14:00 <robot> HOWS THE WEATHER UP THERE
14:00 <faux> thyre not mentally ill
14:00 <robot> I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT ONE, BEFORE.
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <faux> shut up Christopher 
14:00 <faux> i will fight u irl
14:00 <robot> okay!
14:00 <faux> okay!
14:00 <Serenity> omg faux when i was looking in the media thing on whatsapp the other day tehres a vid you sent me of chris
14:00 <robot> meet @ servo, 10 m
14:00 <robot> man
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <faux> whih one
14:00 <Serenity> get orrfff meerrrrrkkk
14:00 <faux> loll u sent me that
14:00 <amelia> i miss christopher
14:00 <robot> i will never stop laughing at retard kids who eat ghost peppers then practically die
14:00 <Serenity> oh did i send it
15:00 <faux> ye
15:00 <amelia> he cracked me up
15:00 <faux> recorded it
15:00 <Serenity> derp
15:00 <faux> cos i couldnt see
15:00 <robot> oh faux i wanted to show u somat
15:00 <Serenity> i forgot rofl it doesnt say who sent it its just there
15:00 <Serenity> hnngg
15:00 <amelia> Serenity the funniest time is when he mentioned you
15:00 <faux> omg ok i have to wash this cup before i have a panic attack
15:00 <faux> brb
15:00 <Serenity> mentioned me??
15:00 <Serenity> in a video?
15:00 <amelia> i said wot are you doing christopher, he said "watching Serenity thru her window"
15:00 <Serenity> lol wat
15:00 <amelia> and i actually snorted
15:00 <Mew> cute
16:00 <amelia> he was kinda witty
16:00 <Serenity> he hasnt randomly messaged me in a while
16:00 <dematerialised> for glorious mother russia
16:00 <amelia> for a drug/alcohol fucked person
16:00 <Serenity> he used to say the strangest shit
16:00 <robot> im tryin find it
16:00 <amelia> he would say such funny shit
16:00 <Serenity> 'you mother why dont you get a bigger brain'
16:00 <Serenity> that was me fave
16:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
17:00 <Mew> who was the backwards girl
17:00 <dematerialised> Be glorious! Our free Motherland!
17:00 <Serenity> or the night he sat there going 'knock knock' and absing me for not answeirng my door
17:00 <dematerialised> Reliable bastion of the people
17:00 <Serenity> and then i was like.. is he actually knocking on some poor cunts door
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <amsy> lol doesnt he live in noble park?
18:00 <Serenity> yes
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <amsy> lmao
18:00 <amsy> i guess his arms are long enough
18:00 <Mew> here she is
18:00 <Serenity> thats how i got him perm banned properly in here cause he told us where he lived so the bans on the entire suburb
19:00 <johninja> geeze
19:00 <dematerialised> The party of Lenin! The strength of the peaople!
19:00 <johninja> they can do that?
19:00 <Serenity> yeah
19:00 <Mew> wow i didnt know you could ban a suburb thats awesome
19:00 <johninja> wtg chris, got your whole suburb banned
19:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAHAHAA
19:00 <Serenity> the melb.803 something something ban
19:00 <dematerialised> only works for certain connections though
19:00 <johninja> yeah i thought the IP would be more random than that
19:00 <dematerialised> i.e yuo cant do it for iinet
19:00 <amelia> his vids are so entertaining
19:00 <amsy> noble is full of chris's
20:00 <Serenity> correct dematerialised
20:00 <amsy> so phew
20:00 <amelia> no one else would have me so enticed by kicking door frames
20:00 <Serenity> andwe cant do it for jerome
20:00 <Serenity> hence why he keeps coming back
20:00 <dematerialised> that one is easy
20:00 <dematerialised> ban bigpond
20:00 <dematerialised> only losers ue it
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> s
20:00 <dematerialised> i.e jerome and picard
20:00 <Serenity> that would get rid of 80% of this channel
20:00 <Serenity> haha
20:00 <Mew> omg
20:00 <Mew> stereotype
20:00 <johninja> * Maurice ([email protected])
20:00 <dematerialised> as i said
20:00 <dematerialised> only losers use it
20:00 <Serenity> thats rude mate
20:00 <Serenity> shes gonna kill you
21:00 <Mew> youre in so much trub
21:00 <Skirmish> Has this happened to you dematerialised? http://i.imgur.com/Dj6fheF.jpg
21:00 <dematerialised> i would like to fight Maurice mano-e-mano
21:00 <johninja> stale meme
21:00 <dematerialised> happens every second saturday Skirmish
21:00 <Serenity> shes about 3ft tall you could just put your hand opn her forehead
21:00 <dematerialised> you'd think i'd learn
21:00 <dematerialised> but apparently not
21:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlpyh2TL3e0
21:00 <Mew> short people are the craziest fighters
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Russian National Anthem with Lyrics and Translation in Full HD Views: 1,524,205 Uploader: Pascal Viola Uploaded: Sep 8, 2011 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.56
21:00 <dematerialised> *wipes a tear from his eye*
21:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a willy
22:00 <robot> so does dematerialised
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:00 <Mew> daaaaaaaaaaamn
22:00 <dematerialised> lost it to that damn duck
22:00 <Serenity> oooooooooooooooooooooh
22:00 <robot> lol,
22:00 <johninja> i didn't know robot was so mean
22:00 <robot> i actually meant dematerialised also wishes that Serenity had a willy.
22:00 <Mew> robots just grew about 3m
22:00 <robot> it just came out
22:00 <Serenity> oh i see
22:00 <johninja> he's on FIRE
22:00 <dematerialised> robot is just playing
22:00 <dematerialised> with his willy
22:00 <Serenity> i reckon he'd let me put it in his bum
23:00 <robot> demat?  yeah.
23:00 <Mew> omg omg
23:00 <robot> LOL
23:00 <dematerialised> FIGHT ME
23:00 <robot> my plan WORKED
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <Mew> form a circle ladies and gentlemen
23:00 <Maurice> DED M8
23:00 <robot> lolllll
23:00 <robot> dying
23:00 <Skirmish> Got rekt
23:00 <dematerialised> i swear i will knock your head clean off your shoulders
23:00 <Mew> aim to all cum at the same time pls
23:00 <Mew> looooool
23:00 <robot> lolll Mew 
23:00 <johninja> instigator
24:00 <robot> y u no on more often Mew
24:00 <Serenity> god damn its fucking cold
24:00 <Clarkson> because you're a dick Kyle
24:00 <dematerialised> that it is
24:00 <robot> oh
24:00 <dematerialised> my nipples are frozen
24:00 <Mew> i work too much and also what Clarkson said
24:00 <Clarkson> u makin it sound like i liv on a farm or som shit
24:00 <robot> what do u do again
24:00 <Mew> well yeah
24:00 <johninja> farmlyfe
24:00 <Mew> caffeine dealer
24:00 <Mew> on a farm
24:00 <Serenity> just put me heater on
24:00 <dematerialised> i work for the government on secret projects involving mass surveillance
24:00 <Serenity> defrostin
24:00 <Mew> and i waitress at night
24:00 <Mew> just a small town girl
25:00 <johninja> nothing but the finest fair trade environmentaly freindly cafeinne for me
25:00 <Serenity> thats code for shes a stripper
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
25:00 <johninja> you should go full snowden dematerialised
25:00 <johninja> russia will accept you
25:00 <dematerialised> nah
25:00 <dematerialised> i fully support their plans
25:00 <Mew> slash shmoshtitute
26:00 <Serenity> ooh its wednesday the strippers are on down the road
26:00 <Serenity> i should go
26:00 <Serenity> but its cold..
26:00 <Mew> do it
26:00 <johninja> join in
26:00 <Mew> theyll be fripply
26:00 <Serenity> no one needs to see that
27:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/QjliNvp.jpg
27:00 <Mew> being a stripper would be so cool
27:00 <Serenity> if i had the body id do it for sure
28:00 <johninja> Serenity would get a lot of cash as a striper
28:00 <dematerialised> being a paint stripper would be so cool too
28:00 <Serenity> im unsure if thats a compliment or not
28:00 <amelia> striper
28:00 <dematerialised> amelia is a striper
28:00 <dematerialised> fuckign tart
28:00 <amelia> i beg your fucking pardons
28:00 <Serenity> soul striper
28:00 <dematerialised> soul reaver
28:00 <robot> =o
29:00 <johninja> well you would have bigger boobies than most if not all of the chicks there
29:00 <Mew> the income would be badass
29:00 <johninja> and thats what its all aboot
29:00 <amelia> i don't get hello @ amelias anymore but you will call me a striper
29:00 <robot> a striper
29:00 <robot> paints stripes on zebras
29:00 <johninja> you don't say goodnight anymore amelia
29:00 <johninja> its upsetting
29:00 <robot> amelia never said goodnight 2 me
29:00 <amelia> wot i never said gnite
29:00 <robot> just whoosh gone
29:00 <amelia> ever
30:00 <dematerialised> i didnt realise you looked forward to my hello @ u's
30:00 <johninja> hmmm
30:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/m837u
30:00 <dematerialised> i thought we ended our relationship
30:00 <Skirmish> Does this happen to you demat? 
30:00 <dematerialised> i apologise
30:00 <robot> when amelia gets the sudden urge to masturbate, amelia gets the sudden urge to masturbate
30:00 <Clarkson> i've fuck my mother in the neck with a steak knife if i could
30:00 <Mew> lmfao
30:00 <amelia> i forget, did we have an argument
30:00 <Serenity> the chicks made a bunch of money the night i went a couple months back.. one dude was just filling her undies full of notes
30:00 <dematerialised> we did
30:00 <amelia> wait am i mad @ you
30:00 <Serenity> im pre sure he was a virgin
30:00 <dematerialised> yeah you're meant to be amelia
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Mew> tensions are high 
30:00 <amelia> WOT HAPPENED
31:00 <dematerialised> we had a domestic incident
31:00 <dematerialised> you hit me with a pan
31:00 <johninja> Mew brings out the nasty side in robot
31:00 <dematerialised> remember
31:00 <johninja> he's normally so placid
31:00 <Mew> you better just take your panties off now amelia
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows every1 2nite
31:00 <amelia> issit when i said i didn't like lullaby cos had no dragons in it
31:00 <Mew> cos dematerialised is about to fuck u
31:00 <dematerialised> nah
31:00 <dematerialised> coz i made up for that
31:00 <dematerialised> with a dragon one
31:00 <dematerialised> do you not remember?
31:00 <amelia> fuck off Mew i don't need to get ma HoT GaSH out
31:00 <robot> yea i have an evil side johninja
31:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker better sing me a lullaby tonight
31:00 <erlich> Serenity: was he a 4ft tall Asian in a business suit with glasses carrying a briefcase
31:00 <robot> ya hot gash
31:00 <amelia> its not always the answer ok
31:00 <Mew> steamin hot ga$h
32:00 <robot> ya sticky stench trench
32:00 <Mew> it is a problem solver though
32:00 <amelia> also true
32:00 <Mew> HOLY SHIT ROBOT 
32:00 <dematerialised> amelia doesn't remember my dragon lullaby
32:00 <dematerialised> that's proof
32:00 <dematerialised> right there
32:00 <Serenity> no amelia he was this greasy looking lanky wog or had a shit eating grin and too much cash
32:00 <Clarkson> johninja: i don't take meds you fucking whacko cunt
32:00 <johninja> she forgets the bad stuff AND the good stuff tho
32:00 <Mew> who has a dragon lullaby
32:00 <Serenity> or = who
32:00 <amelia> I do remember thats why i thought we were OK
32:00 <Mew> do you play d&d
32:00 <johninja> you probably should Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> [12:22:39] oi Muslim^Warrior thanks to america iraq is now a shia country. be thankful cunt
32:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
32:00 <dematerialised> maybe i am just confused amelia
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows in garn m8
32:00 <Mew> no wonder she doesnt remember
32:00 <amelia> i luffed dragon lullaby i slept like a bebe
33:00 <dematerialised> it was a pretty good dragon lullaby mew
33:00 <dematerialised> amelia was very impressed
33:00 <johninja> it was impressive
33:00 <Mew> can you show it to the class pls
33:00 <amelia> was k a
33:00 <dematerialised> not right now
33:00 <dematerialised> it's not the right time
33:00 <Mew> why
33:00 <amelia> was i a bitch or sumfin
33:00 <Mew> ITS NEARLY BEDTIME
33:00 <Mew> GET IT OUT
33:00 <Picard> Mew
33:00 <amelia> cos i was prob jus joking
33:00 <dematerialised> you were being a bit mean amelia
33:00 <dematerialised> and i am very sensitive
33:00 <dematerialised> but i forgive you
33:00 <johninja> awww
33:00 <johninja> reconciled
33:00 <amelia> ok well can you not be a pussy in future
33:00 <Clarkson> go and wank over cheesebungs bike
33:00 <amelia> thnx
33:00 <dematerialised> ok
34:00 <dematerialised> np
34:00 <amelia> xoxo
34:00 <Mew> she wants you to take it
34:00 <dematerialised> oxox
34:00 <robot> man, cheesebung
34:00 <robot> that's an oldie
34:00 <erlich> dematerialised's trigger is amelia
34:00 <dematerialised> it is
34:00 <amelia> Mew shut up unless you gonna get your fakies out again ok
34:00 <dematerialised> she totally has me around her pinky
34:00 <erlich> Austnet needs a safespace from amelia
34:00 <Mew> excuse me ho
34:00 <amelia> youre jus a pair of tits
34:00 <erlich> #ameliafreezone
34:00 <Serenity> every time amelia joins it should come with a trigger warning
34:00 <johninja> oh dear i'm not sure we need another catfight
34:00 <Mew> i am too poor for that shit
35:00 <amelia> MeoW
35:00 <robot> Mew when she was on tv ---> http://www.break.com/video/turkish-talk-show-guest-thinks-he-can-fly-1881871
35:00 <amelia> you cam get em for like 6k now thats crazy
35:00 <Mew> how about you get your extra tight restitched cock gripper out of this area mkay
35:00 <dematerialised> i have an old lady friend with fake tits
35:00 <Serenity> amelia always causes fights about tits
35:00 <dematerialised> apparently they cost 12k
35:00 <dematerialised> and they are pretty damn good
35:00 <Serenity> i think shes a secret lezzo
35:00 <dematerialised> i will admit
35:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHA
35:00 <amelia> no i just play
35:00 <johninja> lol how did she rip her vayjay? she has no kids
35:00 <amelia> i doubt Mew takes it serious
35:00 <Mew> she didnt
36:00 <johninja> phew
36:00 <Mew> shes just tight af
36:00 <johninja> thats a compliment
36:00 <Serenity> 14,8C8,1A14,8U8,1T14,8I8,1O14,8N0,4 TRiGGeR WaRNiNG 14,8C8,1A14,8U8,1T14,8I8,1O14,8N
36:00 <dematerialised> my eyes
36:00 <dematerialised> jesus
36:00 <erlich> TrIGgEreD
36:00 <Mew> Picard my sign is no
36:00 <Serenity> its red yellow and black calm down
37:00 <johninja> [-o-]
37:00 <dematerialised> it reminds me of glorious Motherland
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e
37:00 <Serenity> oh look this guy
37:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hymn of the USSR - Red Army Choir (English Sub.) Views: 1,623,280 Uploader: M Leone Uploaded: Nov 4, 2012 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.73
37:00 <johninja> yeah its the racist asian guy from last night
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
37:00 <dematerialised> remember to vote Labor at this coming election
37:00 <erlich> there can only be one racist Asian here
37:00 <johninja> DEATHMATCH
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> why labor m8
38:00 <johninja> i hate them all
38:00 <erlich> we will settle this with a game of abacus 'shotgun'
38:00 <dematerialised> erlich would demolish georgeandwell_alpha
38:00 <dematerialised> without question
38:00 <johninja> i was thinking greens but then they have been losing their shit recently also
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> r u sure m8
38:00 <Mew> erlich play me in quizup pls
38:00 <erlich> their ads look like they cost $0
38:00 <erlich> perhaps it is intentional, to make it look like tehy dont waste money
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dont like greens
38:00 <erlich> what's quizup?
39:00 <dematerialised> i dont care who anyone votes for as long as it's not the liberals
39:00 <dematerialised> if you vote liberal you are literally a retarded fuckhead
39:00 <johninja> i just want somebody to talk about CSG that isn't a maniac
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> heh
39:00 <erlich> that's OK im a racist Asian that votes One Nation
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> vote for that HSU guy
39:00 <dematerialised> thats fine
39:00 <johninja> lol 
39:00 <dematerialised> i prefer one nation over the liberals
39:00 <robot> whats csg again
39:00 <amelia> counter strike go
39:00 <dematerialised> at least one nation doesn't want everyone dead
39:00 <robot> oh
40:00 <johninja> pauline hanson had a photo op with two black kids in one nation shirts
40:00 <robot> that was awfully fast amelia
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> coal gas
40:00 <johninja> it was glorious
40:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha its not really
40:00 <dematerialised> mmm csgo
40:00 <robot> more like, country strike gay amirite
40:00 <robot> counter
40:00 <amelia> are you impressed robot
40:00 <Serenity> i dont want to fucking vote
40:00 <Clarkson> that lost her shit
40:00 <amelia> ok you ruined it
40:00 <robot> by what
40:00 <dematerialised> amelia is the gayest cs:gay
40:00 <amelia> fuck sake
40:00 <erlich> johninja: i bet they are Sudanese refugees, and a disenfranched One Nation voter gave it to an op shop
40:00 <amelia> fudge off
41:00 <robot> calm down
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wont vote green cos they made all the dickhead bikes in melbourne
41:00 <dematerialised> i told everyone to go p90s
41:00 <dematerialised> and everyone did go p90s
41:00 <dematerialised> EXCEPT YOU
41:00 <johninja> lol erlich
41:00 <amelia> you really know how to boil my broccoli
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> every clowm rides a bike in the freeway
41:00 <amelia> you can't control me
41:00 <dematerialised> you're not a team player
41:00 <amelia> also not sure wot to press for p90
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i hate bike riders
41:00 <dematerialised> B 2 3 = P90
41:00 <amelia> I jus press b42
41:00 <dematerialised> fixed
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but i can run em over
41:00 <amelia> my trusty ak
41:00 <johninja> lets be honest georgeandwell_alpha you hate everyone that isn't asian
42:00 <dematerialised> wait no
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i hate bike riders
42:00 <dematerialised> B34 is p90
42:00 <dematerialised> i think
42:00 <dematerialised> i cant' remember
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> with a passion
42:00 <robot> <dematerialised> i told everyone to go p90s <dematerialised> you're not a team player
42:00 <amelia> MISINFORMATION
42:00 <dematerialised> fuck now i have to load it up and check
42:00 <Clarkson> cos in 2007 he fell in love with a girl on here who screencapped his cock and showed everyone and turned him into a beast
43:00 <Serenity> picard and bron love story Clarkson/
43:00 <amelia> and then you say go A or go B but thats jus too much direction
43:00 <Clarkson> muah  sexy boyz line up its tagging time on da house big boyz
43:00 <amelia> why can't we jus go wif the flow
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah but my A/B calls are trolling
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> like, going long B on dust2
43:00 <dematerialised> THERE IS NO LONG B
43:00 <johninja> was Picard once a nice freindly chatter
43:00 <Serenity> no
43:00 <johninja> then Bron ruined him
43:00 <johninja> yeah didn't think so
44:00 <Serenity> bron was a wild animal haha
44:00 <Serenity> she has crotch fruit now
44:00 <amelia> bron had sexy body
44:00 <Serenity> too bad about her head
44:00 <amelia> crotch fruit?
44:00 <robot> this would never have happened if you guys were playing tf2
44:00 <robot> tsk
44:00 <Serenity> a baby
44:00 <dematerialised> i was correct
44:00 <johninja> childrens
44:00 <amelia> her head was OK i thought she was decent
44:00 <dematerialised> it's b34 for 90
44:00 <johninja> slut trophies
44:00 <dematerialised> remember that for next time please
44:00 <amelia> SHE HAS BABY???
44:00 <amelia> wot
44:00 <Serenity> she looked like a cross between a cresent moon and jay leno
44:00 <Serenity> she wasnt ok
44:00 <johninja> lmao
44:00 <amelia> ok fanks demay fwend
44:00 <Serenity> yes she had a little boy
45:00 <amelia> she had nice lil body
45:00 <amelia> she played cs too
45:00 <Serenity> last time i ever spoke to her she was dating gs69azza and she came on here to spy on him and then lost her fucking mind at me rhee and i think faux
45:00 <Serenity> it was so funny
45:00 <amelia> I dun remember her face too much
45:00 <dematerialised> she lost her mind at everyone
45:00 <amelia> oh was she crazy
45:00 <dematerialised> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> her nose and chin met in the middle of her face
46:00 <Skirmish> What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? 
46:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember what she looked like
46:00 <Skirmish> Gagged. 
46:00 <dematerialised> i just remember she went nuts on here
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> h8 serenity 
46:00 <amelia> nuts how
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
46:00 <amelia> I thought she was fair normal
46:00 <amelia> lost her damn mind
46:00 <Serenity> bron was never normal lol
47:00 <amelia> haha i only remember from #facebook
47:00 <dematerialised> bron was ok, just this particular period in time
47:00 <Skirmish> Was bron the chick that picard showed his peanut to on cam?
47:00 <Serenity> fuck i remember her in #facebook every 5 mins HEY GUISE I TOOK A NEW PIC
47:00 <dematerialised> she was an angry lady
47:00 <Serenity> fuck offf
47:00 <johninja> probably only one of many Skirmish
47:00 <amelia> ahahahaaaaha
47:00 <Serenity> wish i could remember her real last name to look her up on fb
47:00 <Skirmish> lol @ crotch fruit 
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> did she look nice
48:00 <johninja> relax georgeandwell_alpha
48:00 <amelia> she was always an attention seeker but i thought she was OK
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ok
48:00 <dematerialised> i equate attention seeker with crazy
49:00 <dematerialised> it's almost always the case
49:00 <amelia> mainly cos she didn't take my insults too seriously and jus laughed em off
49:00 <erlich> Tila Tequila is my favourite attention seeker at the moment
49:00 <amelia> she is so useless
49:00 <erlich> you should read her tweets, they're pretty good at baiting
49:00 <johninja> i laught off amelias insults while i add another tick beside her name on my list for revenge
49:00 <dematerialised> is she that porn star saying ridiculous things on twitter?
49:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaahaha jonfen
49:00 <amelia> like on billu maddison
50:00 <Serenity> found dat bitch
50:00 <Serenity> god im good
50:00 <amelia> are you the man who wears lipstick
50:00 <johninja> proD0XXer
50:00 <dematerialised> that's the real reason i obtain pics of irc people
50:00 <amelia> how you find her
50:00 <dematerialised> it's for my voodoo dolls
50:00 <TheRiddler> she was the queen of old myspace dematerialised
50:00 <dematerialised> i have no idea what that means becuaes i never used myspace
50:00 <amelia> show me pic of her now Serenity
50:00 <dematerialised> so thats ok
50:00 <TheRiddler> old tom got boners of her
50:00 <Serenity> damn her all her shits hidden
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <erlich> dematerialised was on CB radio driving trucks in the outback when you were all adding glitter to your MySpace profiles
51:00 <Serenity> theres a pic from 2012
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <amelia> godamn these private whores
51:00 <dematerialised> correct xm
51:00 <robot> amelia is #1 most demanding person on irc
51:00 <amelia> in life*
51:00 <robot> in life*
51:00 <dematerialised> when you were all but little sperms in your dad's balls i was out being a real man's man
51:00 <johninja> high maintenance chatter
51:00 <amelia> thnx pal
51:00 <amelia> ahahajaa
51:00 <dematerialised> driving trucks across the nullabor
51:00 <dematerialised> talking shit on the CB
51:00 <Clarkson> itd be gay if they did that
51:00 <robot> ye
51:00 <johninja> all hyped up on vitamin pills
51:00 <dematerialised> ye
52:00 <dematerialised> dead hooker in the sleeper
52:00 <dematerialised> those were the days
52:00 <robot> one time i pm'd amelia n said hi n i got this response sayin i needed to say at least 2 nice things about her in public chan to continue chattin for 15 minutes
52:00 <erlich> <dematerialised> the dashboard is going  nuts. the fuck the lights above. looks like my gspot is gonna get probed again by aliens tonight
52:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
52:00 <amelia> n den he said u have nice lamps
53:00 <johninja> lo
53:00 <erlich> i remember a guy from here who went on UFO excursions there with his dad
53:00 <erlich> where most fathers take their kids for fishing trips, his dad took him out for UFO 'sightings'
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> i wish my dad was a nutter
53:00 <johninja> he's just a boring alco
53:00 <erlich> the strange thing is his dad works in a mental ward
53:00 <dematerialised> at least the kid could come back with some pretty detailed probing stories
53:00 <erlich> seen him twice as a patient there
53:00 <robot> hahaha amelia i was at kmart earlier n i walked past the lamp section and thoguht of u
53:00 <johninja> lol fuck erlich
54:00 <johninja> "remember son, it was aliens"
54:00 <dematerialised> haha
54:00 <erlich> there was a nutter in there i talked to that said the speedbump sign is really a sign to watch out for UFOs
54:00 <erlich> did he make that up
54:00 <erlich> or have you heard that before
54:00 <TheRiddler> my lamps my lovely lava lamps
54:00 <johninja> never
54:00 <johninja> it makes sense tho
54:00 <erlich> his IQ was tested at 135, so could be a lil genius
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hey
54:00 <johninja> the sign does look like that
55:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/wdKVjLP <-- that's not just spam, there's a company out there that knows me well
55:00 <johninja> lol those internet IQ tests
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my IQ is 110
55:00 <erlich> nah he had it tested
55:00 <johninja> one of my mates was so proud she got a 90
55:00 <TheRiddler> I have not done a proper iq test
55:00 <dematerialised> 90 is pretty solid midrange johninja lol
55:00 <dematerialised> maybe she just didn't believe in herself
55:00 <johninja> "in the top 90 percentile, beat that fuckers"
55:00 <erlich> lol 90
55:00 <Mew> oh wow lol
55:00 <Mew> "its out of 100!!!"
55:00 <dematerialised> haha
55:00 <erlich> top 90% is even worse than IQ of 90
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <johninja> it was something dumb like that
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u guys know i score 97% in high school
56:00 <dematerialised> two years ago i was 112
56:00 <dematerialised> now im at 104
56:00 <dematerialised> im getting dumber
56:00 <TheRiddler> stfu georgeandwell_alpha
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i did m8
56:00 <erlich> dematerialised: but you have bush survival skills
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in the hsc
56:00 <johninja> then you drank away all your brain cells
56:00 <erlich> if the apocalypse came only you can save us
56:00 <Mew> and street cred
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> lol street cred
57:00 <dematerialised> i have zero of that
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i coulda got higher but inwent to a govt school
57:00 <erlich> dematerialised's street cred = ignoring Oxfam rep
57:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i never told many people that m8
57:00 <erlich> does take talent to get rid of them at times
57:00 <dematerialised> i just tell them im not interested and that im broke and point them to the fact my undies have more holes than material
57:00 <dematerialised> they should be giving ME rice
58:00 <Mew> is that really what you tell them?
58:00 <dematerialised> yes
58:00 <dematerialised> sans undies
58:00 <erlich> i told Save The Children my nikes cost too much and that the kids should have their wages halved
58:00 <erlich> that means more softserves and frozen cokes for me every week
58:00 <Mew> why would you not wear underwear
58:00 <dematerialised> one guy from world whatever it is got shitty at me because i said i was broke
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nike makes in vietnam now
58:00 <dematerialised> and i had my brand new car parked ou the front
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <Mew> THIS IS WHY
59:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit hey Mew
59:00 <Mew> world vijjjj
59:00 <erlich> dematerialised out da front
59:00 <dematerialised> yeh world vision
59:00 <dematerialised> that's the one
59:00 <TheRiddler> this game has nudity
59:00 <dematerialised> like i said i was broke, and he literally turned his head and looked at my car, back at me
59:00 <dematerialised> and said
59:00 <Mew> ben got sucked into world vision sponsorship because the pretty girl sang a song about the poor kids name
59:00 <dematerialised> "are you sure? it's only $5 a month"
59:00 <dematerialised> im like bitch get off my porch
00:00 <erlich> that's actually cheap
00:00 <Mew> "mweembaway mweembaway"
00:00 <Mew> cos it was mweemba keemba
00:00 <erlich> coz they usually say it's the price of a cup of coffee a day
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> it was some bullshit like that
00:00 <erlich> or whatever it is they say
00:00 <dematerialised> i dont pay attention lol
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ben was thinking with dick
00:00 <dematerialised> i just want them to leave
00:00 <Skirmish> GoT and then bed. 
00:00 <Mew> GoT, wank and then bed.*
00:00 <dematerialised> most of the time they wake me up hen im sleeping the cunts
00:00 <dematerialised> when*
00:00 <dematerialised> well at the old house they did anyway
01:00 <dematerialised> this new house is a fortress
01:00 <dematerialised> no pesky door knockers for me!
01:00 <johninja> man their CEOs are on half a mil a year and drive around in rollers
01:00 <Mew> god damn porch monkeys\
01:00 <Skirmish> That depend son the pic you send me in the next 30 mins Mew. 
01:00 <johninja> i'm not giving them any cash
01:00 <dematerialised> ikr Mew
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <johninja> thats racist
01:00 <erlich> johninja: they do that to get into character, to know what it's like to be a rich CEO. have to get into the mind of one to be able to get them to donate millions 
01:00 <LeMz> Evening *nods
01:00 <Mew> using their sheeny curse to get you to sign up
01:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:00 <johninja> never thought of it like that before erlich
01:00 <amsy> i dont even answer the door if someone knocks on it
02:00 <robot> johninja irl http://i.imgur.com/Mtdcy.gif
02:00 <erlich> i always answer if im awake
02:00 <dematerialised> if i had a camera out front i wouldnt have amsy
02:00 <dematerialised> infact just yesterday i waslookign at getting ones for her
02:00 <dematerialised> so i can be the ultimate hermit
02:00 <dematerialised> here*
02:00 <amsy> anyone that matters always calls or messages first
02:00 <johninja> if they can get past me blue heeler they can talk to me
02:00 <erlich> or goes through the cat/dog flap
03:00 <amsy> lol 
03:00 <amsy> or comes straight to the terrace door yes
03:00 <Serenity> i wish we had gates so people couldnt get in the yard
03:00 <johninja> 'beware of the bunny'
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Serenity> hes sitting here right now
04:00 <Serenity> chilling
04:00 <amelia> BLue HeeLeR
04:00 <johninja> yeah i'm pretty impressed
05:00 <amsy> john is SuPeR FaRM MaN
05:00 <johninja> i always hated bunnies because they destroy our farmland
05:00 <amelia> yeehawwwww
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <dematerialised> blue heelers are great for picking corn on corn farms
05:00 <Serenity> aw but my binxy is so cut
05:00 <erlich> john was wearing flannels before you lot thought it was fashionable
05:00 <Serenity> cute
05:00 <amelia> aw bunnies they soso cute when they eat
05:00 <johninja> i actually don't have a blue heeler
05:00 <Serenity> woah LeMz
05:00 <Serenity> hey
05:00 <johninja> gonna get one when i move tho
05:00 <LeMz> :D
05:00 <LeMz> ohai
05:00 <LeMz> thought i'd see whats up
06:00 <Serenity> same old
06:00 <amelia> lil blue heeler pups soso cute
06:00 <LeMz> I see that 
06:00 <LeMz> lol
06:00 <Serenity> this bunny is so cute when he cleans his face
06:00 <LeMz> fun times
06:00 <Serenity> its adorbs
06:00 <amsy> lmaoooo johninja is a FAKE
06:00 <johninja> imposterrr
06:00 <dematerialised> a liar and a cheat
06:00 <amelia> exposed
06:00 <amelia> amsy has exposed johninja
06:00 <Skirmish> Phony!
06:00 <dematerialised> 3xp0zed
07:00 <amsy> ahahaha
07:00 <amsy> doxxxxxxx'd
07:00 <erlich> i tried to play chess with johninja but he took 30 mins to make the first move. and then it seemed like he was moving them randomly as if he had no strategy
07:00 <erlich> lolz jokes bro
07:00 <dematerialised> auSTNeT eXPoSeD
07:00 <johninja> its a game of patience with me erlich
07:00 <erlich> lol
07:00 <johninja> i grind you down mentally
07:00 <erlich> that could work
07:00 <johninja> "am i gonna move that pawn? hmmm nah...maybe this one"
08:00 <amsy> we get so much chess on tv here
08:00 <amsy> its hugely popular
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
08:00 <erlich> i represented my school in chess
08:00 <amsy> hours upon hours
08:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSy5m5FHAJE
08:00 <erlich> i only ever lost when i played a jewish school
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: mustang sally - the commitments HD Views: 115,197 Uploader: IMTheMagicRat Uploaded: Feb 17, 2015 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.70
08:00 <erlich> and i oblitereated Balga SHS players
08:00 <erlich> so one girl pretended to take off her jumper
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i h8 chess
08:00 <erlich> and knocked off all the pieces
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <erlich> sore losers m8
08:00 <dematerialised> im not sure obliterating balga shs players is an accomplishment to be proud of
09:00 <erlich> lol
09:00 <amsy> not surprising gridge
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> was she good looking
09:00 <erlich> well, they have a daycare centre so i suppose you're right
09:00 <johninja> well out best chess players would be average russians
09:00 <erlich> she was kinda cute actually
09:00 <dematerialised> LOL
09:00 <dematerialised> do they really?
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats ok... 
09:00 <erlich> there are a few top female chess champs and they are hot russians
09:00 <erlich> i think someone made a calendar 
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> depends on the face u like
10:00 <johninja> yeah i have watched a few videos of hot russians ladies teaching chess strategy
10:00 <johninja> its a good combo
10:00 <johninja> gets my juices going
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> some women are attractive but doesnt do it for me
10:00 <erlich> and your heart stopped right away on the clock
10:00 <dematerialised> we know you're gay george
10:00 <erlich> CONTINUE
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah man i mean
10:00 <amsy> wheres me m8
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> most supermodel faces i never really liked
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they are manly faces
11:00 <dematerialised> i actually agree with you
11:00 <dematerialised> i dont dig the supermodel looks
11:00 <erlich> that's because they are selected by gay fashionistas with a liking for skinny teenage boys
11:00 <johninja> i'm sure they are devestated by these recent developments
11:00 <dematerialised> i like my women normal looking
11:00 <doctor> too much photoshop
11:00 <doctor> lol erlich 
11:00 <erlich> i dont think many guys like that 'supermodel' look
11:00 <couleurs> Hi RooM
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the supermodel women always have square angle faces
11:00 <johninja> i like my women with low standards
11:00 <amsy> yessss
11:00 <amsy> hi cc :4
11:00 <Serenity> hey johninja ;)
11:00 <doctor> supermodel look has turned into generic magazine look
11:00 <johninja> hahaha
11:00 <erlich> yes, a long time ago women only took time out to get ready to go out
12:00 <erlich> now they come home and photoshop it for sOciAl MedIA
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> miranda kerr is nice face
12:00 <dematerialised> i blame instagram
12:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :1
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> marylin monroe would never make supermodel face
12:00 <amsy> lol 1 is good
12:00 <amsy> looks like a robot smile
13:00 <johninja> its more like a nose
13:00 <couleurs> i h8 that guy but don't tell him ok
13:00 <erlich> me 2
13:00 <amsy> lmao
14:00 <robot> hello Mew
14:00 <johninja> he's like the christiano ronaldo of austnet, very tallented, good looking but he has a big ego and a terrible attitude
14:00 <robot> wb
14:00 <couleurs> and xm 2 
14:00 <Mew> hi rbt ty
14:00 <amsy> what
14:00 <amsy> WHY ME
15:00 <erlich> wb Mew. is it cold enough that the seas have frozen and you can walk to the mainland yet?
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> every1 likes david beckam but hes really dumb
15:00 <Mew> neg
15:00 <erlich> i guess you're gonna have to ride dolphins then
15:00 <Mew> dolphin raft 2.79
16:00 <erlich> he does sound kinda weird
16:00 <Mew> rowing with electric eels
16:00 <johninja> he sounds like he's from adelaide
16:00 <Mew> HEY
16:00 <johninja> :P
16:00 <amsy> jamie oliver cant english 
16:00 <doctor> Personally I blame the jews
16:00 <johninja> jamie is a good bloke tho
16:00 <amsy> i see his posts on facebook and they make me sad
16:00 <amsy> he is
17:00 <doctor> He wants to take away my sugar, he can go die
17:00 <Mew> hey doctor
17:00 <johninja> he starts crying because kids don't have good enough food at school
17:00 <doctor> hey Mew , how goes?
17:00 <Mew> good ty, you?
17:00 <robot> i wish i had friends like this. http://imgur.com/gallery/h3fXmpD
17:00 <doctor> pre good, im at uni now
18:00 <Mew> nice
18:00 <johninja> are you studying something useful?
18:00 <GoldSpade> ayyyyy.........
18:00 <Mew> of course, its doctor
18:00 <robot> alright
18:00 <erlich>  < johninja> he starts crying because kids don't have good enough food at school <--- correction: he cries because he wants all the canteens to have his 'healthy' cook books and overpriced utensils
18:00 <johninja> yeh
18:00 <doctor> gender studies with a major in genital politics
18:00 <robot> u guys have held me back from goin 2 bed 4 2 long
18:00 <robot> nite
18:00 <johninja> not some shitty music student like jerome
19:00 <erlich> gender studies, the one study where you come out dumber after than before
19:00 <johninja> lol erlich perhaps
19:00 <robot> <xm> night robot <john> cya m8
19:00 <amsy> his frypans are pretty great though... just sayin
19:00 <Mew> doctor play quizup
19:00 <doctor> what is that?
19:00 <johninja> goodnight old freind
19:00 <Mew> www.quizup.com
19:00 <erlich> like grindr but for sapiosexuals
19:00 <Mew> sign up and play me
19:00 <Mew> what erlich sed
20:00 <doctor> lol, ill download it
20:00 <Mew> the app is so gd
20:00 <erlich> do you watch QI, Mew 
20:00 <Mew> i watched it all a while ago
20:00 <Mew> it was.. quite interesting
20:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldtzS2tEEw
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mark Zuckerberg talks to Astronauts [Remix] Views: 9,877 Uploader: Internet Napalm Uploaded: Jun 14, 2016 Duration: 1m41s Rating: 4.43
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hipster gays will pay $10 for a coffee
21:00 <Mew> well up to whatever season they were at
21:00 <Mew> its changed hosts now hasnt it?
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> asians will pay $1 only
21:00 <johninja> they were gay before it was cool
22:00 <erlich> i have some trivia for you
22:00 <erlich> let's start with Africa first as it starts with A
23:00 <johninja> ok
23:00 <b0yGeorge> hey all
23:00 <erlich> which African flag has a gun and hoe?
23:00 <erlich> gunz n hoes, bitches
23:00 <Clarkson> Loofy suck tiny asian cocks
23:00 <johninja> zambia
23:00 <johninja> i have nfi
23:00 <Mew> b0yGeorge!!
24:00 <erlich> Mozambique
24:00 <johninja> ooh
24:00 <Mew> we need multiple choice answers pls
25:00 <Serenity> john check out bunny on fb
25:00 <johninja> haha
25:00 <johninja> thats pretty adorable
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
25:00 <Serenity> hes very cute
25:00 <johninja> his eyes look so big!
26:00 <dematerialised> Serenity: http://imgur.com/WS6xM8q
26:00 <Serenity> they are compared to him
26:00 <johninja> does he poop inside?
26:00 <Serenity> he has a corner in his cage he poops in
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Serenity> or if hes out here he picks a spot on the floor and poops only there
26:00 <Serenity> im gonna buy him a bunny toilet
27:00 <Serenity> jesus dematerialised
27:00 <johninja> its just like little pellets anyway yeh?
27:00 <johninja> not that bad
28:00 <erlich> when i was a kid i thought the pellets they ate were the same pellets they pooped, like some strange poop diet feedback
28:00 <Serenity> yeah just pellets
28:00 <johninja> haha
28:00 <Serenity> dry n doesnt smell
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
29:00 <Mew> omfg georgeandwell_alpha
29:00 <johninja> eradicating rabits doesn't take a lot of skill and a boy born in the mallee doesn't find them hard to kill
29:00 <johninja> -john williamson
29:00 <erlich> oh yeah rabbits are banned in QLD
29:00 <dematerialised> all you need to build is the great wall of china
29:00 <dematerialised> hire Nasi Goreng to do it
29:00 <dematerialised> great chinese emperor
29:00 <dematerialised> he'll keep the rabbit sout
29:00 <Mew> rabbitnohs
29:00 <johninja> not many problems can't be solved by a wall
30:00 <johninja> like the dingo barrier fence
30:00 <erlich> Make Austnet Great Again
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi mew
30:00 <erlich> bain Jerome
30:00 <erlich> ban*
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> who r u mew
30:00 <Mew> die
30:00 <dematerialised> georemy
30:00 <johninja> spicy new chatter
30:00 <erlich> lol
30:00 <Stev1eLoZz> how is everyone
30:00 <dematerialised> hihi stevie
30:00 <dematerialised> got that pic for me yet?
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im looking for a grl to long kiss with
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Stev1eLoZz> pfffft lol
30:00 <Mew> that makes me physically ill
31:00 <johninja> "you taste like soy sauce"
31:00 <Serenity> vom
31:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <Mew> the kind of guy that would ask before making any moves
31:00 <Mew> "is it k if i put my hand on ur leg"
31:00 <Mew> fucking leave immediately
31:00 <Mew> finger me without permission or you're not my type
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im confused
32:00 <dematerialised> we know
32:00 <Serenity> this is kinda like a convo im having on a group on fb
32:00 <johninja> curious george
32:00 <Serenity> about those guys that ask you what you want mid sex
32:00 <Serenity> no dude
32:00 <Serenity> just fucking do it
32:00 <Clarkson> and you queerant i'd lick ur ass all night
32:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt know when to put my hands on a woman
32:00 <dematerialised> ive been out of the game too long
32:00 <Mew> dont ask for directions, you should know the god damn way
32:00 <dematerialised> i need to read a book or watch a youtube howto video
32:00 <johninja> if she doesn't like it she'll just accuse you of rape
32:00 <johninja> no biggy
32:00 <dematerialised> haha
32:00 <Serenity> if ive given you the green light take charge already
32:00 <amsy> lol to long kiss with
32:00 <Serenity> im not drawing u a fucking map
33:00 <johninja> read the karma sutra
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> long kiss
33:00 <Mew> karma supra
33:00 <dematerialised> i need to find a woman that will let me practise on her
33:00 <Mew> please stop georgeandwell_alpha
33:00 <johninja> yeah you need a good practise gf
33:00 <johninja> hit up lumeah
33:00 <dematerialised> and then she can give me a certificate III of dating
33:00 <dematerialised> and then i can go get a real one
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> haha
34:00 <Mew> Lumeah is like the doll you practice mouth to mouth on in senior first aid
34:00 <Serenity> D:
34:00 <Mew> a beige stepping stone to real dating
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
35:00 <dematerialised> i just so cbf doing it all over again
35:00 <johninja> i know the feel
35:00 <Mew> just do e-dating
35:00 <Mew> its making a come back
35:00 <dematerialised> girlfriends are expensive, they get shitty at you for no reason and they eat all your food
36:00 <dematerialised> my future wife will be a fellow 40 hour white collar worker who i only see 2.5 hours a day
36:00 <Mew> bliss
36:00 <Z3r0C00l> how about a FIFO cleaner
36:00 <johninja> good luck getting a response on sites like pof
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit lol johninja
36:00 <johninja> anything decent gets like 50 messages a day
36:00 <Serenity> moosh taco
37:00 <dematerialised> "i just want someone to share my mortgage with"
37:00 <dematerialised> "apply within"
37:00 <johninja> whats love got to do, got to do with it
39:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/a/7L2Oq 
39:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 37hrs is a normal week
41:00 <dematerialised> yes thankyou george
41:00 <dematerialised> you should get a job at the fair work commission
42:00 <erlich> Here's some extra TriViA. 37 is a prime number
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i work 37hrs
42:00 <Mew> well your week is about to get craaaaazy
42:00 <erlich> do you sometimes peek at the playboy your parents sell at the newsagency?
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then go to parlour drop a green note or 2
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the rest is surplus
43:00 <Mew> do you live at home george?
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i enjoy me parlour grls
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah mate
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i rent 
43:00 <dematerialised> from his parents
44:00 <Mew> ah a rent boi
44:00 <erlich> free of tax
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i might buy a house
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if prices collapse
44:00 <erlich> ill pay you to wash the dishes in my sink, georgeandwell_alpha 
44:00 <Mew> go on
45:00 <erlich> im very lazy right now. too cold to do anything
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wot
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they reckon the melbourne cbd apartments could crash
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 2 mani goin up
45:00 <Mew> sounds like a bomb threat to me
46:00 <johninja> they have been predicting a housing market collapse for the last 15 years
46:00 <dematerialised> 20% property value decrease this next year
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they r sell8ng for 700k
46:00 <johninja> if labor gets in and changes neg gearing then that might have some impact
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to 900k
46:00 <johninja> but until then nothing will change
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> id pay 300k for it
46:00 <dematerialised> its already cheap over here johninja
46:00 <dematerialised> house values are down 17% in the past year or so
46:00 <Mew> wheres here
47:00 <johninja> probably because of the colapse in mining jobs eh
47:00 <dematerialised> all the nz miners who just got their 800k mortgages are going broke
47:00 <johninja> yeh
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mate id pay 300k for a 2br cbd apartment with views
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they want 800k
47:00 <erlich> broke as bro
47:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <dematerialised> meanwhile banks/agents are laughing all the way to the bank
48:00 <dematerialised> that commission certainly doesnt depreciate
48:00 <dematerialised> haha
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh thats why i rent
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur nutz to pay 800k for an apartment
49:00 <erlich> i just live in a 24 hours mcdonalds. cheap food, free wifi, free newspaper so i can be informed and win trivia against Mew and doctor 
49:00 <dematerialised> solid strategy
49:00 <SocialStigma> mayday mayday ...a storm front on its way
49:00 <Mew> srsly play me cunt
49:00 <erlich> ill install it on the phone
49:00 <dematerialised> $360 a year gym membership for a locker and a shower
49:00 <SocialStigma> this could be more devastating than the last one
49:00 <Mew> add chunkylover32
49:00 <johninja> the beehhh and georgeandwell_alpha double whammy
49:00 <SocialStigma> two to tango johninja and Skirmish
49:00 <erlich> add Ac1dR3|gn
50:00 <dematerialised> add me 2sexyboi4u99
50:00 <erlich> yeah the beehhh vibes are strong
50:00 <Mew> its a refreshingly good quality phone app
50:00 <Skirmish> what? 
50:00 <johninja> he never changes his ident
50:00 <SocialStigma> i tried to download a gay app wudnt let me 
50:00 <Mew> just download QuizUp SocialStigma
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> beeh is knowledgabe
50:00 <johninja> i have him ignored at least 20 times
50:00 <Mew> itll be okay
51:00 <SocialStigma> im on ABC radio 24/7
51:00 <Mew> oh god is it beehhhh
51:00 <dematerialised> i dont ignore beehhh
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like stuff u learn as a bell boy
51:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a lot of nonsense going on. 
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or waiter
51:00 <Skirmish> Exit stage left. 
51:00 <johninja> even more than usual
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> type of smarts
51:00 <erlich> < Mew> its a refreshingly good quality phone app <-- spoken like out of an Earl Grey Tea commercial
51:00 <dematerialised> bye Skirmish rip nobody cares
51:00 <Mew> jolly good app 
52:00 <SocialStigma> did u know the hindu fought with aliens
52:00 <dematerialised> yes
52:00 <Mew> it was in that tone in my head too
52:00 <johninja> mahabatra
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> asians r the only race who have a god for money
52:00 <dematerialised> hindus and egyptians got onboard with the whole alien trade deal
52:00 <dematerialised> why do you think they have so many gods
53:00 <johninja> the summerians were the first
53:00 <dematerialised> indeed
53:00 <SocialStigma> islam & christians are cousins
53:00 <SocialStigma> https://youtu.be/e-g3OlX7AuQ
53:00 <doctor> dont tell them that
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO Evidence in Norway Views: 763,529 Uploader: VourPT Uploaded: Jan 15, 2011 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.65
53:00 <SocialStigma> i wont doctor
54:00 <doctor> good, cause if you do....
54:00 <SocialStigma> we never even discussed this matter
55:00 <erlich> SocialStigma: yes, that's why their gods had so a=many arms. there are many levers to pull and buttons to press in the spaceships
55:00 <SocialStigma> crop circles are aliens kids play
55:00 <dematerialised> correct
55:00 <dematerialised> i saw a video of vishnu at the center of the earth once
55:00 <dematerialised> very busy indeed!
55:00 <Mew> beep boop beep
56:00 <SocialStigma> doctor you know there is another city into the sea dont you
56:00 <Mew> corporate accounts payable vishnu speaking, just a moment!
56:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <erlich> did Vishnu have Dr Dre Beats and was listening to psytrance
56:00 <SocialStigma> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKiCpFisoY
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The lost Lemuria continent | "Kumari Kandam" Views: 611,984 Uploader: Enlightened Niche Uploaded: Aug 29, 2011 Duration: 1m9s Rating: 4.52
56:00 <dematerialised> nah i believe vishnu is definitely a gabba fan
57:00 <dematerialised> https://youtu.be/bkO4sIg56Ck?t=47
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Russian gabba!Pizdec sosediam! Views: 227 Uploader: Ð’Ð¸Ñ‚Ð°Ð»Ð¸Ð¹ Ð¨Ð¸Ñ€Ð¾ÐºÐ¸Ñ… Uploaded: Aug 30, 2012 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 2.50
58:00 <amsy> eeeee gabba is so messy :'(
58:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
58:00 <dematerialised> gabba is hilarious
59:00 <Mew> gabber piet #1
59:00 <dematerialised> right up there with "melbourne shuffle"
59:00 <amsy> do youmean hardstyle?
59:00 <dematerialised> i dont actually know because im not a faggot
59:00 <amsy> yes you are
59:00 <SocialStigma> http://imgur.com/a/eNslI
00:00 <Mew> its hard something
00:00 <Doodle> lol gayba
00:00 <dematerialised> hard gay
00:00 <Mew> hardstyle psytrance core body by jake u got a door u got gabba
00:00 <Mew> etc
00:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
00:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13434746_10154211803563926_8979948141600848507_n.jpg?oh=564ac6c3e9ed501d7e7d95085b8fe232&oe=58062F61&__gda__=1476035959_52fc32f56099d5a4abc8ec12ff49d22c
00:00 <dematerialised> im actually just jealous because i cant dance
00:00 <dematerialised> at all
00:00 <Mew> gabber piet doing some creation http://elmovies.nl/plaatjes/a-gabberpiet.bmp
01:00 <SocialStigma> ladyboys are more fun
01:00 <SocialStigma> they take me go go shopping which i never thought could happen to me
02:00 <Mew> thats so dumb
02:00 <Mew> being taken shopping is a goal of yours
02:00 <Mew> are you homeless
02:00 <Serenity> has kate been here today?
02:00 <SocialStigma> im souless
02:00 <dematerialised> technically he is
03:00 <dematerialised> no sezz
03:00 <Serenity> wonder if shes having her squid
03:00 <Mew> omg
03:00 <dematerialised> outlook is good
03:00 <Mew> is she not doing an irc birth
03:00 <Mew> that whore
03:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <dematerialised> livestream it on twitch
03:00 <Mew> i had an irc birth
03:00 <Serenity> i would have
03:00 <Mew> i was all doped up on epidural eating a curly wurly
03:00 <Mew> hay guiz
04:00 <johninja> i'm pretty sure doctor could deliver it in #Hospital
04:00 <Serenity> if phones with internet were around when i had my kids
04:00 <Mew> bout to shit a babi
04:00 <dematerialised> curly wurly!
04:00 <dematerialised> now thats a name i havent heard in years
04:00 <SocialStigma> since i fall in love she becoming a real women
05:00 <amsy> chomps are better
05:00 <Mew> norell
05:00 <SocialStigma> http://imgur.com/a/2LhwY
05:00 <dematerialised> i used to buy shittons of chomps when i was but a wee lad
05:00 <dematerialised> in high school
05:00 <Doodle> that bloke looks ill
06:00 <SocialStigma> Doodle you have anything against LGBT people
06:00 <Doodle> no
06:00 <Mew> what masculine features you have my dear
06:00 <Doodle> just you
06:00 <Mew> shave closer
06:00 <Mew> xoxo
06:00 <faux> hi im back
06:00 <dematerialised> shave closer to your neck
06:00 <dematerialised> until it seperates from your body
07:00 <dematerialised> wb fox
07:00 <faux> ow
07:00 <Doodle> hi brb
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <Mew> hes gonna wank
07:00 <faux> tenks shane
07:00 <dematerialised> npnp
07:00 <SocialStigma> nothings gonna change my mind
07:00 <faux> oh good
07:00 <faux> hope he sends me some jizz in a vial i can wear around me neck
07:00 <Mew> come back with hair gel like mary
08:00 <Serenity> faux did you watch the new how to cake it
08:00 <faux> finally filed andnpainted my nails
08:00 <faux> they looked disgusting
08:00 <faux> nah not yet
08:00 <faux> will watch now
08:00 <Serenity> sah gud
08:00 <SocialStigma> im gonna make a taj mahal for norell in borneo
09:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1012367565526099&set=a.249822761780587.54719.100002585965336&type=3 
09:00 <johninja> fuck
09:00 <johninja> come on ladies step up your game
09:00 <Serenity> Im gonna make a grave for you in canberry beehhh
09:00 <SocialStigma> america certainly needs uncle johnny's policy
10:00 <dematerialised> america needs to be nuked
10:00 <dematerialised> along with everything east of turkey
11:00 <johninja> why not turkey as well
11:00 <johninja> ergodan needs to go down
11:00 <dematerialised> turkey isn't too bad
11:00 <dematerialised> just misunderstood
11:00 <Serenity> what
11:00 <Serenity> are you lookin at
12:00 <johninja> well apart from denying the armenian genocide
12:00 <johninja> and bombing kurds 
12:00 <johninja> they are ok i suppose
12:00 <DK> you have something on your chin. 
12:00 <dematerialised> that's because the armenian genocide never happened
12:00 <Serenity> excuse me
12:00 <Doodle> k i'm back where's my spear tackle
12:00 <johninja> aremenian genocide denier
12:00 <SocialStigma> eddie said it alright
13:00 <dematerialised> as for the kurds, they should stop crossing people's borders without permission
13:00 <Mew> The Denialist
13:00 <dematerialised> and tryign to establish their own country
13:00 <Doodle> lol cunt
13:00 <dematerialised> otherwise the kurds are lovely people
13:00 <Stev1eLoZz> night yall
13:00 <Doodle> eatin me kurds n whey
13:00 <Mew> lmao
13:00 <SocialStigma> night sweetie
14:00 <SocialStigma> come gimme a bear hug
14:00 <Mew> looool
14:00 <amsy> lol a friend of mine worked in turkey on a brand new boat build and he said they were horrible people
14:00 <johninja> kurds deserve their own country
14:00 <Doodle> kurdvia
14:00 <johninja> i think we can work with the kurds
14:00 <SocialStigma> wish there were no wars and im at pub served by hot ladyboys
15:00 <johninja> in fact i would join the pashmerga if i wasn't so old and out of shape
15:00 <DK> tulips 
15:00 <Doodle> .
15:00 <Doodle> FUCK
15:00 <dematerialised> btw i was kidding about turkey
15:00 <dematerialised> turks are jerks
15:00 <dematerialised> of the highest calibre
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips.mp3 (1.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:51)
15:00 <dematerialised> they wont leave greece alone
15:00 <Doodle> well
15:00 <Mew> i work with a turk and he is an actual jerk
15:00 <Doodle> they do have john travolta
15:00 <DK> i will see your . and raise you.... 
15:00 <johninja> greece won't leave greece alone either tbh
15:00 <Mew> most chefs are jerks but hes extra jerky
16:00 <dematerialised> beef jerky
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Valli - Grease.mp3 (3.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:25)
16:00 <amsy> also they cant admit when they dont know something
16:00 <DK> john travolta.. he sung that song... doodle.. 
16:00 <Doodle> WHAT
16:00 <DK> umm sexy and you know it. 
16:00 <Doodle> WHAT CUNT
16:00 <Doodle> WHAT SONG
16:00 <Doodle> u fkn
16:00 <Doodle> kldxjkfdl;
16:00 <DK> hahahahahahha 
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It.mp3 (7.69MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:23)
16:00 <Doodle> wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleYEAH
17:00 <dematerialised> gosh i am so tired
17:00 <dematerialised> is it bed time yet?
17:00 <Doodle> fuck just burnt me head off with this cup of tea
17:00 <Clarkson> im surrounded by drug fucks
17:00 <Doodle> must have set the kettle to volcanic
17:00 <Doodle> bascuse me clarky
17:00 <Clarkson> you not like lead and shit goes into ice
17:00 <Doodle> oh ok
17:00 <Doodle> wb lovely
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Darkness - Knockers.mp3 (6.25MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:49)
18:00 <Mew> lmao
19:00 <DK> mmm knockers 
19:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13419042_993828907367389_1316166173820404058_n.jpg?oh=8aa6d06854ab38d2ed7a9f8284fcd70f&oe=580D3761
19:00 <Mew> how good are the gay gifs
19:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:00 <dematerialised> they are fabulous
19:00 <Doodle> good/bad
20:00 <Doodle> Rob, as a valued Club Plus member, we are contacting you to let you know that you received 4.41 AUD credit 
20:00 <SocialStigma> my queen...my love...my norell
20:00 <Doodle> BAM
20:00 <Doodle> kids can go through college now
21:00 <Doodle> i actually got $16 credit but spent $12 before they emailed me
21:00 <Doodle> TOO SLOW
21:00 <Mew> https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/9/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10281-1381350766-0.gif?output-format=mp4
21:00 <Doodle> dem fries
21:00 <Mew> >:o
21:00 <Mew> so tasty
22:00 <Doodle> i think thats aioli not ketchup
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <Mew> https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/9/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10301-1381350766-0.gif?output-format=mp4
22:00 <Mew> lmao
22:00 <Doodle> i always use lube when stubbing my toe
24:00 <Mew> i overlubed the floorboards the other day by polishing them 
24:00 <Mew> now petey glides in like hes ice skating
24:00 <Mew> me and ben play lamb ball where we drift the lamb to each other across the room
24:00 <Serenity> rofl that dog
24:00 <Doodle> olawd
24:00 <Doodle> overlubed
24:00 <Doodle> hng
24:00 <Mew> everyones falling on their asses at my house
24:00 <Mew> and its fucking hilarious
25:00 <SocialStigma> Mew when could i claim my SocialBenefits
25:00 <Mew> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
25:00 <Mew> yeah
25:00 <Serenity> that lamb makes me laugh
25:00 <johninja> he forgot to change his nick
25:00 <Doodle> STOP KICK EVADING BEEHHH
25:00 <SocialStigma> im busy with my studies
25:00 <Mew> shes cute but shes annoying as fuck
25:00 <Doodle> yeh lol
26:00 <amsy> lol kick evading
26:00 <johninja> are you studying being a dick on irc?
26:00 <Doodle> i did all my study for tonight what are you slow
26:00 <Serenity> you arent going to eat it are you
26:00 <Doodle> ARE YOU DUMB
26:00 <SocialStigma> if johninja were a woman he wud marry me
26:00 <Doodle> ARE YOU A SPAZMO
26:00 <Mew> rory has finally gotten into toilet training and i thought nappies were over but no now i change nappies on a lamb named mavis
26:00 <Doodle> thats enough out of u thx amsy
26:00 <johninja> you could never afford me even with ALL your aunts money
26:00 <Mew> and ive gone back to having to make up bottles
26:00 <Mew> its terrible
26:00 <amsy> oh
26:00 <Serenity> rofll
26:00 <Doodle> ^_^
26:00 <SocialStigma> my aunt is broke recently
27:00 <Serenity> .
27:00 <SocialStigma> she needs a carer at her 74
27:00 <Mew> they all go hypo together like petey will run around while the lamb chases rory running up and down the hall way 
27:00 <Mew> i just stand there and scream WHAT HAVE WE DONE
27:00 <Mew> HOW DID WE GET HERE
28:00 <Doodle> eek
28:00 <Serenity> i just have a rabbit that chases the cats
28:00 <faux> wait what 
28:00 <Doodle> i have to chase me own cat
28:00 <faux> isnt rory like 5 now
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <SocialStigma> every hole is a goal for Serenity
28:00 <Mew> hes 22
29:00 <Doodle> loooool
29:00 <faux> rofl
29:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh
29:00 <Mew> nah hes 3 lol
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <faux> aw
29:00 <faux> cute
29:00 <Doodle> some say he now works for a ginger headed CUNT
29:00 <faux> me sissys age 
29:00 <dematerialised> lol latest top gear ep
29:00 <SocialStigma> amsy i heard you count alien crafts when you are bored
29:00 <dematerialised> second lowest viewers ever
29:00 <Doodle> heh ye
29:00 <Doodle> wankers
30:00 <Doodle> GIVE UP
30:00 <dematerialised> whoever that small faced redheaded fuck is
30:00 <dematerialised> i dont like him
30:00 <dematerialised> at all
30:00 <Doodle> ye
30:00 <Doodle> chris evans
30:00 <faux> robot
30:00 <faux> oh
30:00 <Doodle> has a great head for radio
30:00 <Mew> he doesnt even ask to wee in the toilet anymore he just goes in by himself lifts the seat and then brings me in and goes "look mummy its a yellow"
30:00 <dematerialised> they need chris harris instead
30:00 <Mew> gd job little 1
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <dematerialised> that guy is a proper car person
30:00 <faux> a yellow
30:00 <Doodle> they need kris kristofferson
30:00 <Mew> maybe if you could do a brown in there instead of the shower floor huh
30:00 <Mew> maybe that would be cool
30:00 <amsy> ah yep beehhh, its my fav
30:00 <Mew> yeah?
30:00 <Mew> sweet
30:00 <SocialStigma> there will be not much job left in the future
31:00 <Serenity> rofll i love the way kids say shit
31:00 <Clarkson> i dont remember shit
31:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
31:00 <Serenity> theyre so random
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi hi
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
31:00 <dematerialised> is it out yet?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
31:00 <SocialStigma> robots will steal the jobs and woman
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> find out next week
31:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
31:00 <dematerialised> nice
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai here
31:00 <Doodle> hows ur womb going
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> full!
31:00 <faux> lma
31:00 <faux> o
31:00 <Doodle> crikey
31:00 <SocialStigma> kk is so happy with robots
31:00 <faux> the arabic word for womb is hilarioys
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck offbeehhh
31:00 <Doodle> hi faux
31:00 <Clarkson> [08:21:01] fucking so goo
31:00 <Serenity> there are so many new babies on my feed these last couple weeks
31:00 <faux> ok its three words but whatevs
32:00 <Serenity> what was happening 9 months ago
32:00 <Doodle> hows ur hilarioys going
32:00 <faux> baat el ra7em
32:00 <dematerialised> 9 months ago it was my birthday
32:00 <Doodle> bless u
32:00 <faux> which literally means
32:00 <dematerialised> i got lots of birthday sex
32:00 <Mew> can i fondle your hilarioys
32:00 <faux> House of Birth
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> novemember?
32:00 <dematerialised> you do the maths
32:00 <Doodle> olawd
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> summer sex?
32:00 <Doodle> welcome 2 the house of birth
32:00 <faux> ye.
32:00 <faux> ye
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madness - House of Fun.mp3 (2.64MB 128kbps Stereo 2:52)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> spring even
32:00 <SocialStigma> she still wearing my tshirt on her bear
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was rockin’ casbah
33:00 <SocialStigma> http://imgur.com/a/SDBH9
33:00 <faux> booom
33:00 <Serenity> clearly not many people were keeping it in their pants!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <faux> sleepy time
33:00 <faux> nini
33:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
33:00 <Doodle> ninis
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> aug / sept = xmas new years
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn fauxy
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps born in aug / sept
34:00 <Serenity> its taken me 29 years to realise that im a valentines baby
34:00 <Serenity> YEWK
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> come to terms woth :P
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> with
34:00 <dematerialised> my mum got birthday sex
35:00 <Clarkson> [23:24:29] your a smart arse bastard want me to come kick your arse retard
35:00 <dematerialised> thats how i was conceived
35:00 <Doodle> lolol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Serenity> parents are revolting
35:00 <Doodle> so glad i'm not one
35:00 <Serenity> yeah me either
35:00 <Doodle> HANG OOOOOOON
36:00 <Doodle> ino u have squids sarah
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Dont Lie.mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
36:00 <dematerialised> sezz bought all hers on the black market
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw a little bubba on the bus today looking all cute and i got excited, then it cried and cried and cried
36:00 <Doodle> from fergie
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i thought… next
36:00 <amsy> yes yours will be next
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <dematerialised> lol
36:00 <amsy> and you'll have to deal with it
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
36:00 <amsy> lolllll
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
36:00 <Doodle> suckerrrr
37:00 <couleurs> no more irc 4 u
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
37:00 <Serenity> im actually over seas right now I left my kids at home in perf so they dont belong to me anymore
37:00 <dematerialised> i'd be a shit  parent, but my kid would be a first person shooter pro at the age of 5
37:00 <Clarkson> youve ever finger a cunt with 8 inch fangs?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> women can multi task
37:00 <couleurs> katatonic_kate01 IRC going away party COMEING SOON
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
37:00 <Doodle> jesus clarky
37:00 <Clarkson> if it's finished product, i mean shit man. ofcourrse it will burn
37:00 <Doodle> oh
37:00 <couleurs> Hope There's Pizza :p
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Doodle> mmm
37:00 <Doodle> pizza
38:00 <Doodle> why am i hungry
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ur inner fat man is
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> drink water
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup kate
38:00 <amsy> sezz i was reading a post on reddit, this guys daughter wanted to have a kid and leave it with him and his wife so she could go focus on her career in another country
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick trevor
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <amsy> lol wtf
38:00 <Doodle> me inner fatman
38:00 <dematerialised> i have an outer fatman
38:00 <Serenity> lol whatt
38:00 <Doodle> ye same
39:00 <dematerialised> i have embraced my fatness though
39:00 <Doodle> sezz i just found out Bettina is a barista
39:00 <dematerialised> at least my mantits arent ugly
39:00 <Serenity> ofcourse she is
39:00 <Doodle> i bet i find out where, when it's too late
39:00 <amsy> "ye ill justcome back for me daughter in a few years, it'll be fine"
39:00 <Serenity> did the dad tell her to get fucked
40:00 <dematerialised> too late
40:00 <dematerialised> she already did
40:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could go some crackers n cheese right bout now
41:00 <Doodle> i got a cracker u can pull
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, too cold to get up
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh haw haw
41:00 <Doodle> what
41:00 <Doodle> its got a prize in it
41:00 <dematerialised> prizes
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet!
41:00 <dematerialised> lots of them
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had enough prizes
41:00 <amsy> well he was asking people on reddit how to tell his wife and daughter no
41:00 <Doodle> i get the same reaction when i stick it on the table at xmas
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate the povo crackers @ xmas
42:00 <Doodle> my mum does the food at xmas and we dont have povo anything
42:00 <Doodle> she is crazy
42:00 <Doodle> i swear she is part wog
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <amsy> ill be having xmas in aus this year :D
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too !
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Doodle> awes, i will buy an extra can of spray snow
43:00 <Doodle> 4 amsy
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i’ll be at me sisters….
43:00 <Doodle> i'll be on my yacht in st tropez
43:00 <Doodle> xmas tree on the deck
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucking dick?
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill be on my unicorn
43:00 <Doodle> what no
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and if pork is on the menu, i’m doing xmas elsewhere
44:00 <Doodle> what
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hate pork @ xmas
44:00 <Doodle> pork is the best part of xmas
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan
45:00 <Doodle> hater
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps cook a 20kg pig then eat 1/8th of it 
45:00 <Doodle> ye
45:00 <Doodle> and i get to take the rest hom,e
45:00 <Doodle> and have pork sangas for 2 weeks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> then try and palm off pork everything for the next fucking weel
45:00 <dematerialised> time for some zzzzz's i think
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking ew
45:00 <amsy> lol fiance ate half a goat once
45:00 <Doodle> haha
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Doodle> cya dematerialised
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn dem
46:00 <Doodle> also amsy said the f word
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ham is ok, as long as i cant see the hock bit at the end
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> that makes me vom
46:00 <Doodle> god
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> shut up :P
46:00 <Doodle> you do know where pork and ham come from right?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw… ham / bacon comes from a mythical creature
46:00 <Doodle> the porkacon
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
47:00 <amsy> haha doodle
47:00 <Doodle> dont u swear at me again amsy
47:00 <Doodle> :P
47:00 <Doodle> i mean d:
47:00 <Doodle> or :p
47:00 <Doodle> or q:
47:00 <Doodle> :b
49:00 <amsy> :F
49:00 <Doodle> :o
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :C
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Doodle> did u both just call me an F&C
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
49:00 <Mew> o my
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly
50:00 <thestig> hi doodle cunt
50:00 <Doodle> WELL
50:00 <Doodle> I NEVER
50:00 <Doodle> hi stig
50:00 <thestig> i got some tea from nepal
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but wif <3
50:00 <thestig> not in bags 
50:00 <Doodle> i got some tea from me kitchen
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> picked by child slaves?
50:00 <Doodle> pretty sure kamahl picked it
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kamahl - One Hundred Children.mp3 (2.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:52)
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
51:00 <thestig> why is the world so cruel
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> lions n tigers n bears etc
51:00 <Doodle> hehee
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> dilmah is da best tea
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats how i feel when i browse the wifes tinder
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lipton is shit so is bushells
51:00 <Mew> lmao
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> but,  i do like T2 tea for fancy pants tea
52:00 <Serenity> t2 beb
52:00 <Serenity> liquorice hnngg
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
53:00 <Serenity> yess the liquorice tea is amazing
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate liquroice flavour 
53:00 <Serenity> the tea doesnt taste like that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll eat it, but not drink it
53:00 <Serenity> its so lovely
53:00 <Mew> https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/10/17/anigif_enhanced-buzz-20027-1381439454-13.gif?output-format=mp4
53:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 wont drink the tea if she can see a branch or a leaf anywhere near it
53:00 <Doodle> she doesnt like to know where things are from
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
53:00 <Doodle> lool Mew
54:00 <Doodle> dat itch doe
54:00 <Serenity> i had an itch like that last night
54:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
54:00 <Doodle> :o
54:00 <Doodle> pix
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> i'm uhh
54:00 <Serenity> no rly it was on me foot
54:00 <Doodle> itchy a lot
54:00 <Doodle> oh ye me too
55:00 <Doodle> not a whole foot tho
55:00 <Serenity> rofl
55:00 <Serenity> i need to have a shower but im gonna freeze to def
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> just steam up da bathroom
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> then get dressed in the bathroom
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> of turn on the sauna epic heater light things if yoiu have em
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> or*
56:00 <Serenity> we do have em but theyre so bright haha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know its like steppinf into the spot light
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> bong
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> bing 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked *jazz fingers*
57:00 <Serenity> being in thre isnt too bad its when i have to leave the bathroom that sucks haha
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’m finding i get light headed if i have a hot hot shower....
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> must be a preggers thing - cos i love hot hot showers
58:00 <Serenity> oh yeah thats no good
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it’s all steamy and im like gah…get me out into ze cool
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