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01:00 <Knifey> Someone give me a valid reason not to sleep. 
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im sleepy 2
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok Knifey 
15:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
16:00 <Doodle> beast of turin about to go up
16:00 <Doodle> oh no, it wont start
17:00 <couleurs> i'm watching le fuseball
18:00 <Doodle> nico rosberg going up
20:00 <dematerialised> mmmmm
21:00 <dematerialised> dat sound
22:00 <Doodle> ye
22:00 <Doodle> hng
24:00 <Doodle> yess the fiat is going up
25:00 <Doodle> 28.5l 4cyl
27:00 <dematerialised> breathing fire
27:00 <dematerialised> pretty awesome
28:00 <dematerialised> sounds like a plane engine
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <Maurice> Honestly, how do the guys on The Hangover keep letting this shit happen
43:00 <Doodle> admin on the 7tune fb page have lost it over a car
43:00 <Doodle> theyre arguing with every commenter including me
43:00 <Doodle> 7tune Why the hell does anyone care about Ken Block?
43:00 <Doodle> Like · Reply · 1 hr
43:00 <Clarkson> from taling shit
43:00 <Doodle> Rob Harris Ken Block's 5.7 million followers care about him because he doesn't carry on like a goose
44:00 <dematerialised> lol, people might care about Ken Block because he's just a good bloke who loves fucking around with cars
44:00 <dematerialised> qq more
45:00 <dematerialised> i cant see that post
45:00 <dematerialised> i think they've hidden it
45:00 <Doodle> people are leaving left right and centre lol
45:00 <Doodle> 7tune Good on both counts! I don't fucking care where you go, bro!
46:00 <Doodle> Rob Harris I have to agree with Brent here, the replies you have posted here tonight are atrocious. To have a successful relationship with your CUSTOMERS you might want to change your tone before they all leave. Stop taking everything personally, it's hugely unprofessional. Do you think the CEO of Telstra calls everyone who complains about their service and abuses them? You need to employ 
46:00 <Doodle> some social media staff instead of ranting at your supporters.
46:00 <dematerialised> lol
46:00 <Doodle> omg you should see the reply lollllllll
46:00 <Doodle> its too fucking huge to past here
47:00 <Doodle> e
47:00 <Doodle> meltdown central
49:00 <Doodle> shootout time
50:00 <dematerialised> ye
50:00 <dematerialised> lol @ bunny rabbit muffs
50:00 <Doodle> haha
50:00 <Doodle> lmao what a dag
59:00 <dematerialised> i'll have one of those 918's thanks
01:00 <Doodle> my feeds cut
01:00 <Doodle> :/
02:00 <dematerialised> yeah the stream is being weird
02:00 <dematerialised> google stream is still working through
03:00 <Doodle> can u link me pls
03:00 <dematerialised> its the same YT link you gave me
03:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUqUh2YLYoE
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goodwood Festival of Speed LIVE 23-26 June 2016 Views: 378,359 Uploader: Goodwood Road & Racing Uploaded: May 20, 2016 Duration: 0m0s Rating: 4.90
03:00 <Doodle> thats a replay
04:00 <dematerialised> people were saying sky stream is streaming it
04:00 <Doodle> fkn cunts
05:00 <dematerialised> http://cricbox.tv/sky-sports-1-live-streaming
05:00 <dematerialised> hmm thats not working either
06:00 <couleurs> terrorist attack on sky sports cos london cops are being gay with each other instead of doing their job
06:00 <Doodle> ok its on sky 2
06:00 <dematerialised> linkie?
07:00 <Doodle> oh wait sky 1
07:00 <Doodle> theres just been a fucking crash too
07:00 <Clarkson> ZZzzz... sounds fucking shit.
07:00 <Doodle> http://www.cricfree.tv/sky-sports-1-live-stream-ss-1
07:00 <Doodle> looks like it was only jason plato so no real loss
08:00 <Doodle> his giant nose would have protected him
08:00 <dematerialised> lol
08:00 <Doodle> he needs a fkn adenoid operation
08:00 <Doodle> cant stand listening to him talk
09:00 <Doodle> oh
09:00 <Doodle> its live here too https://www.facebook.com/festivalofspeed/videos/1140268369350483/
09:00 <Doodle> no ads
09:00 <dematerialised> oh good
09:00 <Maurice> Plato when he was younger reminds me of that guy who played Molly Meldrum
10:00 <Doodle> lol yeah they both sound like they have a mouth full of pillows
10:00 <Maurice> In his early 5th Gear days he even looked like him
11:00 <Doodle> i think i;d rather watch the stream with the ads, at least its in hd
11:00 <Doodle> oh good they crashed a holden cruze
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <Maurice> Maybe I should try that tomorrow
11:00 <Doodle> nothing rare
11:00 <Maurice> I might make a live stream then
11:00 <Doodle> crash it into my place then crash your vagina into my lap
12:00 <Maurice> Then we can really 'stream'
12:00 <dematerialised> cum
12:00 <Doodle> eehehehee
13:00 <Doodle> god theyre still 15 secs off the record
13:00 <Doodle> heaps of crazy shit to come then
15:00 <Doodle> damn it wasnt jason plato
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:00 <dematerialised> werd
22:00 <Doodle> hi katatonic_kate01
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t sleep clowns will eat me!
22:00 <Doodle> eek
22:00 <dematerialised> you should eat the clowns instead
22:00 <dematerialised> beat them at their own game
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so liken lull me to sleep yo’
23:00 <Doodle> ead instead
23:00 <Doodle> beat them off at their own game
23:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant eat any more,no room!
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <dematerialised> k9 has had her fill of clown dicks
23:00 <Doodle> all i can hear is terry grants car squealing
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - have i?
25:00 <dematerialised> lol that woman with her arms crossed
25:00 <dematerialised> looked like an angry witch
25:00 <Doodle> rarrr
26:00 <Doodle> course record is 41 secs 
26:00 <dematerialised> set by what, a 1000hp gokart?
26:00 <dematerialised> lol
26:00 <Doodle> ex f1 car i think
26:00 <dematerialised> ah
26:00 <dematerialised> so yes
26:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> Lap record	0:41.6 (Nick Heidfeld, McLaren, 1999)
32:00 <Kelevra> lol @ dragrope's nick
34:00 <dematerialised> since when did BMW's sound like that
34:00 <Doodle> its got a 5.0 in it
34:00 <Doodle> for imsa
34:00 <dematerialised> oh ok i have no idea what imsa is
35:00 <Doodle> american racing class
35:00 <dematerialised> ah
35:00 <Doodle> dat batmobile
39:00 <dematerialised> whenever i see these 100 year old cars go fast i get scared lol
39:00 <dematerialised> they shouldnt be allowed to
39:00 <Doodle> aha yeah
39:00 <Doodle> crossply tyres
39:00 <Doodle> ohh shit
39:00 <Doodle> this cunt is off tap
39:00 <dematerialised> crazy haha
39:00 <dematerialised> balls bigger than my head
40:00 <Doodle> lol i reckon
40:00 <British^Meat> gp on now?
40:00 <Doodle> goodwood
40:00 <British^Meat> gay
40:00 <dematerialised> your face is
41:00 <Doodle> haha
41:00 <British^Meat> u know my wife got some, and its actually not that bad :/
41:00 <Doodle> ye my dad drinks it
41:00 <dematerialised> my golf does one hundred and fotty
42:00 <Doodle> tastes like xmas pudding
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
43:00 <dematerialised> that is a quick motor vehicle
43:00 <Doodle> lol yep
44:00 <Doodle> romped it in
51:00 <dematerialised> criikey
51:00 <Doodle> monster
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
52:00 <Doodle> wheelspin in 4th up the hill lol
52:00 <dematerialised> wheelspin around corners nbd
52:00 <dematerialised> haha
52:00 <Doodle> crazy
53:00 <dematerialised> see why cant my car stay level like that around corners
54:00 <Doodle> holy shit lol
54:00 <dematerialised> lol sideways into the wall
54:00 <dematerialised> insane
54:00 <Doodle> fuckkkk
54:00 <Doodle> and
54:00 <Doodle> still 10 secs off the record
54:00 <dematerialised> haha
55:00 <Doodle> THIS THING
55:00 <Doodle> 2jz 
55:00 <dematerialised> did he just say v6?
55:00 <dematerialised> fire him
55:00 <Doodle> yeah lol he's been saying it all weekend
56:00 <Doodle> needs wider tyres
57:00 <dematerialised> rip
57:00 <Doodle> booo
57:00 <Doodle> dead box
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah
57:00 <Doodle> shame that thing has been quick as fk all weekend
59:00 <dematerialised> brapaaaaaaaaapapaapap
59:00 <Doodle> heheee
59:00 <Doodle> antilag banging
00:00 <Doodle> i can see the gobstopper
01:00 <dematerialised> lol that looked like it rubbed the bales
01:00 <Doodle> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> fast!
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah
01:00 <dematerialised> but its a P1 what do you expect haha
02:00 <Doodle> 900hp lol
02:00 <dematerialised> clint eastwood!
02:00 <dematerialised> hehe
02:00 <Doodle> haha
03:00 <dematerialised> BRAAAAAAP
03:00 <Doodle> eeeee
03:00 <Doodle> dat wing
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah lol
04:00 <Doodle> that was fkn perfect lol
04:00 <dematerialised> yeah, when it changed direction before the wall lol
04:00 <dematerialised> at taht speed
04:00 <dematerialised> pretty insane
05:00 <Doodle> insane is right
05:00 <Doodle> hai Loof
05:00 <Maurice> Don't engage
05:00 <Maurice> Avoid eye contact
06:00 <Doodle> i'll never engage
06:00 <Loof> hey man :)
06:00 <dematerialised> speaking of engaging i accidentally drove into my garage wall this evening instead of reversing
06:00 <dematerialised> good thing i was already up against it though
06:00 <dematerialised> but still
06:00 <Doodle> oh shit
06:00 <Maurice> Thats terrible, Muriel
07:00 <dematerialised> i have cardboard up because the car barely fits in
07:00 <dematerialised> so i just drive the nose up into the cardboard lol
07:00 <Maurice> In my old car I reversed into the bin so many times after some knob left it on the driveway when mowing the lawn
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
08:00 <Doodle> some knob
08:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't mind
08:00 <Doodle> ;)
11:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/VOXbWce.jpg
12:00 <Loof> nawww labrador
12:00 <Loof> i'm getting a staffy soon
13:00 <Loof> after i get a kennel
14:00 <Maurice> Good luck, in 8 yrs my dog has never used his kennel
14:00 <Loof> yeah it's just to please my wife, i'll want him inside within days
14:00 <Loof> too cold out for a doggy
00:00 <roat> BMP u up mate?
03:00 <roat> lol
03:00 <roat> they drop off quite hard dont they
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
38:00 <Serenity> kates
39:00 <DK> katess
39:00 <DK> how are you? 
39:00 <DK> and hows you Serenity
39:00 <Serenity> sad my coffee is empty
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Serenity> how was ur weekend
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai hai
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you got a date for your op yet?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> my weekend was good! fun times actually…. probably the last for a while .....
42:00 <Serenity> i see the surgeon wednesday
42:00 <DK> Yeah weekend was good.. played at a party on saturday night. twas good 
43:00 <Serenity> nice nice
43:00 <faux> hehe
43:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=298537377146530&id=251962071804061
45:00 <Serenity> woah weird
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> woowhoo! Hopefullly soon!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> might be in hospital the same time getting stuff removed :P
46:00 <Serenity> yeah im getting seriously sick of thebloating every time i eat its so uncomfortable
46:00 <DK> fuckn.. this week is going to be soooo fucking hectic.. but I have chosen to have a slack day in bed today 
46:00 <Serenity> haha hopefully!
47:00 <DK> What if John Lennon had opened a sexy lingerie shop? Imagine all the peep-holes.
47:00 <Serenity> lol..
47:00 <DK> haha 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <DK> What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
48:00 <DK> People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
49:00 <Serenity> jesus darcy lol
49:00 <DK> hahahaha 
49:00 <DK> :D 
50:00 <DK> how's this pearler 
50:00 <DK> Bonnie Tyler has released a cardiology DVD. It's totally clips of the heart.
50:00 <Serenity> rofl awful
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes… mygov is a peice of shit! 
52:00 <Serenity> it really is lol
52:00 <Serenity> i was trying to sign mum up for medicare online the other day... but i had to go through my gov... only to be sent to medicare anyway
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive forgotten me user name and the cunt won’t let me sign in… soooo i bet i have to create a whole new account :|
52:00 <Clarkson> no porn on sbs tonite
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want to start the initial assessment for parental pay….. or whever it is...
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> 18 weeks of somethin’ somethin'
53:00 <DK> i think you can get your password resent to you by using your sign up email 
53:00 <Serenity> just go to the regular centrelink site its easier than mygov crap
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ive done a password reset… but it’s still not working
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to sign into mygov to do the assessment thing for parental pay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ lame
54:00 <DK> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak & heat it
54:00 <Serenity> oh of coure you do
54:00 <Serenity> fuck theyre shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking annoying cunts! 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just wanted to do things a week or 2 before the birth… but OHHHH NO - *shakes fist @ centrelink*
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dk
55:00 <Serenity> if its the same as the baby bonus was you wont be able to do anything before the kids born anyway
56:00 <Serenity> useless pricks
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSS now my accound is locked :|
56:00 <DK> HAHAHAHAHA 
56:00 <DK> Why do farts smell?
56:00 <DK> So deaf people can enjoy them too.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> You can put the claim in early… like start the ball rolling before the birth...
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> then when the baby is born, you can send centerlink paper work (proof you’ve had a child) 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently it’s suppose to speed things up a lil bit
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> insead of waiting 20 years....
58:00 <Serenity> you'll just have to wait 19 years and 364 days instead
58:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell! TRY and be organised and the computer says no
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i almost feel like going fuck you centrelink! 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… $600 a week for 18 weeks is ok
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> somethink like that
59:00 <faux> wtf
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… $657 per week before tax
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> for 18 weeks
59:00 <faux> should get me s baby 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… pass
59:00 <faux> lool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> only for 18 weels
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> weeks
00:00 <faux> then give it away 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then do it again
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll be the crazy baby lady :P
00:00 <faux> how long does the body need befkre getting pregnant again
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’ll be the next irc rumor… kate is popping out kids for centerink cash
01:00 <faux> to recover
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> some idiots get preggers 3 months after
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not earlier
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> like give ya vadge / womb a rest lady
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> me bestie and her bother are 10 months apart
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIKE… keep the dick away from the mum!
02:00 <Clarkson> [03:10:11] the weathers too shit
02:00 <faux> ee
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> couldn’t think of anything worse~
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe 11 months.. anyways it’s under a year!
02:00 <faux> im gonna meditate
02:00 <faux> bbs
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoy~ I already did this morning :D
03:00 <DK> god, I hope my mate ends up popping her kid out shortly. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pregnate women get really cunty towards the end
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> -e
03:00 <DK> she is like overdue by a week I think 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah they won’t let ger go 2 weeks
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’ll pro induce her this week
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob
04:00 <DK> yeah
04:00 <DK> but, I reckon this one is punishment for having a clown car as a vagina 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many kids does she have?
05:00 <DK> 5 
05:00 <DK> this will be her 6th 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> JESUS
05:00 <DK> yerp 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> did she not have a TV
05:00 <DK> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> the thought of looking after 6 kids.. and the financial issues would be epic!
07:00 <DK> no shit, but her eldest is 14 this year and lives with his old man. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> still…
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 is MORE than enough for me
07:00 <Serenity> dk
07:00 <Serenity> char isnt even due yet
08:00 <DK> wait.. I thought she was due this week. 
08:00 <Serenity> she said last week shes 37 weeks
08:00 <Serenity> shes still got a week to go
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> 37 weeks is fine to deliver…. so the obgyn said to me
08:00 <Serenity> shes been going on for a month already lol
08:00 <Serenity> yeah 37 weeks is fine both my kids were born at 37 but dont carry on like a pork chop like you're 3 weeks overdue
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they ‘prefer’ to go to 39 weeks as the baby puts on more weight
09:00 <DK> ahh k. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol gawd no… as long as the bay comes out
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM!
09:00 <DK> i was sure it was this week. haha 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby**
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn’t mind if jack came out @ 37 weeks… but i won;t jinx meself :P
11:00 <DK> haha 
12:00 <DK> im going to give this one a test today when my mate comes over 
12:00 <DK> Why did the chicken cross the road?
12:00 <DK> To visit the dick head
12:00 <DK> Knock Knock
12:00 <DK> "Who's there?"
12:00 <DK> The chicken
14:00 <Serenity> ive never gotten to my due date
14:00 <DK> What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
14:00 <DK> They both have curds in their whey.
14:00 <DK> and im out 
15:00 <Serenity> lol....
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i havent ever got my due date either
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah it’s like -  87654321 degrees
20:00 <DK> Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? 
20:00 <DK> Because he was too far out man
23:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <DK> hahhhahhaha 
33:00 <Serenity> the tips of my fingers are freezing
33:00 <Serenity> the rest is fine wtf
35:00 <DK> i had a blind woman run her fingers through my hair.. last time I use braillecreame 
35:00 <Serenity> ok you need to stop
36:00 <DK> jhahah
36:00 <DK> I WILLL 
36:00 <DK> maybe 
36:00 <DK> :P 
36:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <DK> one more... 
43:00 <DK> How do you make a Venetian blind?
43:00 <DK> Poke him in the eye
50:00 <TheDarkTruth> DK...hahahahahaahh...I see what you did there!
52:00 <Serenity> shh dont encourage him
56:00 <TheDarkTruth> sorry about it.. 
56:00 <TheDarkTruth> it wasn't terribly 'encouraging' though....
01:00 <DK> Just had a disagreement over what is the singular for dice.
01:00 <DK> I put it down to my never say di attitude.
03:00 <DK> just turnnn arounddd 
03:00 <DK> every now and then I get a bit lonely and you're never turning back arounddddd
06:00 <Serenity> im watchingh brat camp
06:00 <Serenity> soo funny
06:00 <Loof> i should send zac to that
06:00 <Serenity> nah hes only young you can still whip him into shape
11:00 <DK> now, I wonder if I can find a really bad joke and hide a GOT spoiler in it 
11:00 <DK> :D
11:00 <Loof> noooo!
11:00 <Loof> i haven't seen ep10 yet
14:00 <DK> hahah
14:00 <DK> I wouldn't do that 
15:00 <Loof> :)
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont be saying anythinG!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew he left
17:00 <Loof> i should watch it now before all the memes/spoilers on facebook appear
17:00 <Loof> last episode, how am i going to cope :(
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah walking dead will air soon
21:00 <robot> my back is sore
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’ll save you
21:00 <Loof> awww yeah!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D !
21:00 <Loof> still got hell on wheels going too
21:00 <Loof> and outcast
22:00 <Loof> gotta watch the final episode of penny dreadful too
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh penny dreadful was good
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> im still catching up with hell on wheels
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> should be good.
23:00 <Loof> hell on wheels is awesome
24:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/dP14gS6.png
24:00 <Loof> have you been watching outcast?
24:00 <Loof> not *the* outcast
24:00 <Loof> just outcast
25:00 <kelly19> theres a difference?
25:00 <Loof> yeah
25:00 <Loof> outcast is the new one
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah nope havent seen it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Outlander is ok too
27:00 <DK> Once, in a Moscow hotel, I was stung by what I thought at the time was a dodgy looking wasp...
27:00 <DK> Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee.
28:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> http://www.returndates.com/
29:00 <faux> i havent seen the newest ep of outcast so no spoilers pls
29:00 <Loof> i haven't either, i'm dl it now
30:00 <robot> lolllllllllllll
30:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/hvcd5cX.jpg
30:00 <faux> oh good
30:00 <faux> the first ep was most interesting
30:00 <faux> now its dragging a bit
30:00 <faux> i hope it picks up
30:00 <Loof> yeah
31:00 <robot> its for information to all
31:00 <faux> i hate when it takes like 3872973 eps to finally find shit iut
31:00 <faux> how good was the kid actir
31:00 <faux> actor*
31:00 <faux> in the first ep
31:00 <faux> what an incredible little human
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Loof> bates motel is awesome
32:00 <Loof> so fucked up
32:00 <Loof> some awesome young actors
33:00 <Loof> yeah i thought that kid was cg for a bit
33:00 <Loof> his acting seemed too good for his age
33:00 <faux> omg
34:00 <faux> ywsss
34:00 <faux> bates motel
34:00 <faux> have u finished it
34:00 <Loof> yeah
34:00 <faux> same
34:00 <faux> how good is little charlie and the chocolate factory kid
34:00 <Loof> last episode was so fucked up
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> freddy whatever 
34:00 <faux> SUCH A GOOD ACTOR
34:00 <faux> when he glued her eyes open?
34:00 <Loof> ooooh was norman bates that kid!
34:00 <faux> lol hes nuts
34:00 <faux> yesss
34:00 <Loof> holy feck
34:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> yeah the eyelids
35:00 <faux> and vera omg
35:00 <faux> i  love her
35:00 <Loof> and when he was dragging her into the house
35:00 <faux> she is incredible
35:00 <faux> i fell in love with her acting years ago in running scared
35:00 <faux> goodmovie
35:00 <Loof> norma?
36:00 <Loof> who was vera?
36:00 <faux> yeah
36:00 <Loof> yeah she's awesome
36:00 <faux> vera something i forget her surname
36:00 <Loof> incredible actor
36:00 <faux> fermiga
36:00 <faux> maybe
36:00 <faux> agreed 
36:00 <faux> watch running scared
36:00 <faux> good movie
36:00 <faux> its old
36:00 <Loof> cool
36:00 <faux> w paul walker
36:00 <faux> shes in it
37:00 <faux> ehat happened with the cop again i cant remember the last ep
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> he won
37:00 <faux> i watchtoo many shows
38:00 <Loof> they were in the coffee shop talking to the brother trying to get norman committed
38:00 <faux> ohh
38:00 <Loof> then his ex the bank worker tried to get him busted she was wearing a wire
38:00 <faux> but he knows norma is dead
38:00 <faux> ah yes
38:00 <Loof> yeah he punched norman at the funeral
38:00 <faux> thats it
38:00 <faux> shit my memory sucks
38:00 <faux> did he end up getting arrested
38:00 <Loof> nah
39:00 <faux> gkod
39:00 <faux> i liked him
39:00 <Loof> i don't think he will because i'd say next season will be him trying to put norman away
39:00 <faux> mostly for punching norman
39:00 <Loof> lol yeah
39:00 <faux> and cos he loved Norma 
39:00 <Loof> yeah
39:00 <faux> was sweet
39:00 <Loof> he knows norman did it
39:00 <faux> i also love Dylan and emma
39:00 <Loof> yeah dylan is cool
40:00 <faux> ah yesh cos he checked the heating thingy in the basement
40:00 <faux> and asked the guy who installed it
40:00 <Loof> yeah
40:00 <faux> if norman overhead 
40:00 <faux> i remember now
40:00 <Loof> he did overhear it
40:00 <faux> good show
40:00 <faux> need new season nowwww
40:00 <Loof> same
40:00 <faux> ehe
40:00 <faux> ok im gonna have lunch
40:00 <faux> toodles 
40:00 <Loof> laters
41:00 <robot> good almost afternoon for you, amelia
41:00 <amelia> why hallo thar
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> despite all ur rage u r still just a rat in a cage
47:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/w0TL1hz.jpg
52:00 <kelly19> hi matthew
53:00 <Loof> wow there's a movie called Outcast, a show called Outcast and another show called The Outcast, none of them related lol
54:00 <Matthew> hello kelly19
54:00 <Loof> holywood running out of ideas
58:00 <DK> well they are related, they all share the same name. 
19:00 <Loof> fucking chris has got every ip on my vpn banned
19:00 <Clarkson> u dont run shit
19:00 <Loof> fml
19:00 <Loof> he would have to have chosen the same company as me
20:00 <Loof> fucker
20:00 <Serenity> of course he has
21:00 <Loof> he's probably been through nearly every vpn company out there
21:00 <Loof> what a dick
21:00 <Clarkson> Im a walking opium sex machine
21:00 <Loof> you'd think he'd have better things to do with his money
23:00 <Serenity> its chris haha he has nothing better to do
23:00 <Loof> lol true
23:00 <Loof> irc is serious business
23:00 <Loof> wonder if he's got off the drugs
23:00 <Loof> doubt it
23:00 <Serenity> nah hes as bad as ever
23:00 <Loof> fark
24:00 <Loof> he's probably doing ice by now
24:00 <Serenity> i figured he always was lol
24:00 <Loof> that does make sense actually
26:00 <Serenity> he was blabbing on about calling the feds the other day if i didnt let him back in here
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Loof> hahaha
26:00 <Serenity> mental pastient
26:00 <Serenity> patient
26:00 <Loof> man he's so fucked
27:00 <Loof> i saw him once
27:00 <Loof> never seen a more sorry looking fucker
27:00 <Loof> he was in dandenong
27:00 <Serenity> did he smell like a dirty fish tank
27:00 <Loof> he didn't recognise me
27:00 <Serenity> i bet he does
27:00 <Loof> i didn't go near him but by the look of him i imagine he would have
28:00 <Serenity> loll
30:00 <Loof> cause of that fucker now i can't download and be on irc at the same time :/
30:00 <Clarkson> waitin on the cunt
30:00 <Loof> ima belt him if i see him again lol
31:00 <Loof> litterally take my belt off and make him drop his dacks
31:00 <Doodle> eek
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Doodle> i was going to say give him one for me
32:00 <Loof> that didn't come out right
32:00 <Doodle> but i wont now
32:00 <Loof> or did it?!?
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Serenity> lolll
32:00 <Doodle> i just went and saw a mate of mine, his dog died last night
32:00 <Loof> ah fuck
32:00 <Doodle> AND HE DID MOUTH TO MOUTH AND SAVED IT
33:00 <Loof> wtf
33:00 <Loof> what a legend
33:00 <Doodle> it had a fit and stopped breating
33:00 <Doodle> h
33:00 <Doodle> ye
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah you can do CPR on almost anything and save it
34:00 <Doodle> not a train
34:00 <Loof> except chris, you can't save him
34:00 <Doodle> or an apple
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok anything living with a heartbeat and breathe
34:00 <Doodle> like bugs?
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup
34:00 <Doodle> hehehe
35:00 <Doodle> also gotta love living in the country sometimes
35:00 <Doodle> parked on the main st, half an hour overdue in me carpark
35:00 <Doodle> no ticket
35:00 <Doodle> over the road from town hall
35:00 <Serenity> my auntyd id mouth to mouth on our giant gold fish once... no word of a lie that thing lived for 3 more years
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Doodle> lol ye
36:00 <Doodle> i've heard about ur aunty
36:00 <Serenity> i dont know how that works tho cause its a fish...
36:00 <Doodle> she will snog anything
37:00 <Loof> yeah i thought they breath through their gills
37:00 <Serenity> they do!
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Doodle> they still have lungs
37:00 <Doodle> the gills just extract oxygen from the water so they would have been extracting oxygen from ur aunty's manky breath
38:00 <Serenity> poor fish
38:00 <Doodle> lmao
38:00 <Loof> does she have fishlips?
38:00 <Serenity> traumatised for another 3 years
38:00 <Loof> sorry
38:00 <Doodle> omg is ur aunty tina turner
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Serenity> good lord lol
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tina Turner - Let's Stay Together.mp3 (3.24MB 128kbps Stereo 3:32)
39:00 <Doodle> did she sing that to the fish
39:00 <Loof> rofl
39:00 <Doodle> i've never been more jealous of a fish
39:00 <Loof> jellyfish
39:00 <Doodle> ehee
40:00 <Serenity> hahah
41:00 <Serenity> isnt tina turner dead
41:00 <Serenity> thats not nice
41:00 <DK> lolol
41:00 <Doodle> no
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah tina turner last i saw was alive
41:00 <DK> she is still speeding through the nutbush city limits 
41:00 <Doodle> saying she is dead is not nice
41:00 <Serenity> serious i thought she died
41:00 <DK> hey 
41:00 <DK> doodle 
41:00 <Serenity> who am i thinking of
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whitney houston
41:00 <DK> hannnnddd eyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
41:00 <Doodle> i'm going
42:00 <DK> is whitney houstons song about co-ordination
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks me
43:00 <Doodle> loool
43:00 <Doodle> i just got that
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb going to check if my pay has gone in
44:00 <Serenity> i dunno some black singer from that time is dead
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Labrinth Ft. Tinie Tempah - Earthquake.mp3 (10.52MB 128kbps Stereo 11:29)
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> all of them
44:00 <Doodle> prince mj marvin gaye 
44:00 <Doodle> whitney
44:00 <DK> took you awhile doodle 
44:00 <DK> hehe 
44:00 <DK> micheal jackson 
44:00 <Doodle> i said mj, who is the slow one now!
45:00 <Serenity> might be whitney i was thinking of
45:00 <Doodle> i didnt mean marion jones
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay pay is in :D
46:00 <Doodle> what r u gonna buy me
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sweet fa
46:00 <Doodle> 2 rear tyres? oh thanks
46:00 <Loof> roffies
46:00 <Loof> roofies*
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its going towards my addiction bitch
47:00 <Loof> you have an addicted bitch?
47:00 <Loof> man get her help
47:00 <Loof> :P
47:00 <Doodle> is she addicted to pal?
48:00 <DK> michael j fox, he has fought hard with his disease throughout his life, but now it's gotten a bit shaky towards the end 
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Loof> that's so bad
48:00 <Loof> but so good
48:00 <Doodle> olawd
49:00 <Doodle> michael j f-f-f-faaaaaaa
49:00 <Loof> they should make vibrators with mjf head on it
49:00 <Doodle> lol thats one way to get sued off the planet i spose
49:00 <DK> nah, they named martini shakers after him
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Doodle> mmm
50:00 <Doodle> i have the stuff for a vodka martini but not a martini martini
50:00 <Doodle> both are equally good
50:00 <Doodle> at getting u shitfaced
51:00 <Doodle> not as good as parkinson's tho, obviously
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'm in armadale
52:00 <Loof> anyway
52:00 <TheRiddler> This place really is the pits
52:00 <faux> ok
53:00 <DK> Armadale has fuck alll on two rocks etc 
53:00 <TheRiddler> The only for of busker here is bad karaoke singers 
54:00 <TheRiddler> Form
54:00 <faux> the only for of
54:00 <Serenity> whhy the fuck are you in armadale
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> whats an armadale
54:00 <Serenity> perths frankston
54:00 <Doodle> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
54:00 <Doodle> jesus
54:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> Sis wanted to go to big w
55:00 <TheRiddler> For the toy sale
55:00 <Doodle> you'll be dead by this evening if you don't go home right now
55:00 <Serenity> theres a big-w in belmont wtf did you go to armadale for
55:00 <Serenity> or like 50 inbetween the city and armadale
55:00 <TheRiddler> Because it's on the way home
55:00 <DK> well, you have hep c now. 
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> And they stopped at carousel first
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <DK> suprised you still have a phone. 
56:00 <Serenity> eye down dont make eye contact
56:00 <Serenity> if you see ugg boots put a franga on
56:00 <faux> rofl
56:00 <Doodle> dont stick things in ur peehole
56:00 <TheRiddler> I did have to poop here so probably got the hep
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <DK> lol I call bullshit.. you would of had your phone flogged off ya 
56:00 <faux> y not
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Doodle> WHY
56:00 <faux> i would have clenched 
56:00 <faux> til i got home
56:00 <faux> waddled
57:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
57:00 <faux> Lol
57:00 <faux> squatting over public torlets is a nightmare
57:00 <TheRiddler> If I see mixy here should I say hi
57:00 <DK> with the amount of things TheRiddler has stuck up there, I don't think his bum knows how to clench anymore
57:00 <faux> shit on her shoelaces
57:00 <Doodle> olawd
58:00 <Serenity> she doesnt live in armadale anymore
58:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
58:00 <Serenity> daddy bought her a house in thornlie
58:00 <DK> she lives in the gutter of armadale
58:00 <TheRiddler> Worse 
58:00 <DK>  lol
58:00 <faux> monorail monoraillll
58:00 <DK> fuck 
58:00 <DK> fucking thornlie 
58:00 <Clarkson> no, sunshine is up shit creek
58:00 <DK> that's like just over there *points* 
58:00 <Serenity> not that thornlie is any better rofl
59:00 <DK> i dunno.. Kenwick is the worst 
59:00 <faux> gosh he bought her a house
59:00 <faux> how lovely
59:00 <Serenity> anywhere south of cannington is the pits
00:00 <DK> well the value has gone up since I am living down this way 
02:00 <couleurs> hey all
03:00 <faux> lol tumbleweed
03:00 <TheRiddler> What is the st kilda of Perth 
03:00 <TheRiddler> Scarborough?
03:00 <DK> where ever sezz is 
04:00 <Serenity> i dont really know what kind of suburb st kilda is
05:00 <TheRiddler> It's where all the hookers ant that are
05:00 <Serenity> highgate i spose
06:00 <zaim> sup
06:00 <Serenity> theres no hookers in scarbs lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
06:00 <Serenity> scarbs is full of beach bums and hipsters
07:00 <robot> hi
07:00 <robot> hi SweetLoca r u spanish
07:00 <couleurs> hey all
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> reminds me of the gold coast lol
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> except there is hookers there
07:00 <Serenity> its pre much the same thing on a smaller scale
07:00 <DK> and most of the hipsters burn their tongues on coffee cause they drink it before it's cool. 
08:00 <robot> im goin 2 play a tf2
08:00 <couleurs> nm zaim just picken n flicken n u?
08:00 <Serenity> ffs darcy
08:00 <DK> there is hookers everywhere 
08:00 <Serenity> im going to cunt punt you
08:00 <DK> hahahaahhaaahahahah 
09:00 <zaim> jejejejejeje
09:00 <zaim> watching alicia silverstone movies
09:00 <zaim> tight lil mole
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had a old hooker come to me once when i was about to open the doors to a client (this was at 5am) and asked if i wanted a cheap fuck, mind you im standing there patrol keys in hand full uniform patrol car mer metres away from me and the clients key in the hole and she asks if i want a cheap fuck
10:00 <couleurs> :)
10:00 <DK> well most security guards are cheap bastards anyways 
10:00 <DK> and taxi drivers 
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey im not cheap thanks, im just a cunt
12:00 <DK> sif, cunts are useful 
13:00 <couleurs> yea clueless is 1 of robots n mine favourite movies cos she's in it and more importantly... paul rudd
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
14:00 <zaim> totes paul rudd
16:00 <Serenity> god i want bacon
16:00 <Serenity> alllll the bacon
18:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
18:00 <Doodle> sllp
19:00 <couleurs> :)
21:00 <amelia> i jus had yummiest salad
21:00 <DK> Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning and find a Coles had been built next to his house.
21:00 <DK> It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area
24:00 <faux> you need to stop
25:00 <faux> immediately
25:00 <DK> no o/
25:00 <faux> you are up to your eyeballs in LAME
26:00 <Doodle> *cum
26:00 <faux> and CUM
26:00 <Doodle> eehehe
30:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Saliva - Click Click Boom Views: 25,672,669 Uploader: SalivaVEVO Uploaded: Oct 8, 2009 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.80
31:00 <gs69azza> came for the butt
31:00 <TheRiddler> Hai samelia
31:00 <amelia> haiii lasheh
32:00 <TheRiddler> Didn't see anyone wearing ugg boots yet
32:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
32:00 <amelia> huh
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm in armadale shopping center 
32:00 <amelia> ew wot are you doing there
33:00 <DK> getting fingered in the mens toilets
33:00 <amelia> abort mission abort abort
33:00 <TheRiddler> Sis wanted to goto the big w here
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway work calls seeyas
33:00 <amelia> when do you go back to Albany
33:00 <TheRiddler> Buy a few toys for nephew 
33:00 <TheRiddler> Soon
33:00 <amelia> today?
33:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
34:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eXIOK2vOhM
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Godsmack - Cryin' Like A Bitch!! Views: 21,387,306 Uploader: GodsmackVEVO Uploaded: Apr 15, 2010 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.86
34:00 <amelia> you only came up for the half day
34:00 <TheRiddler> No I came up Friday 
34:00 <amelia> ohhhh
34:00 <TheRiddler> And going back today 
34:00 <amelia> I see
35:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
35:00 <TheRiddler> Sry we couldn't hang out lol
35:00 <amelia> i forgives you
35:00 <TheRiddler> What did you do this weekend 
36:00 <TheRiddler> On the even
36:00 <amelia> pub fri, girls night sat and chilled Sunday then got sick :(
36:00 <TheRiddler> Aw
37:00 <amelia> is not so bad, i get to chill under blankie n watch oitnb
37:00 <amelia> wotchu do on weekend
37:00 <TheRiddler> That's usually a good indication of a good weekend if you get sick on the Monday 
37:00 <TheRiddler> I went to the supanova
38:00 <amelia> yah but i was home by 10.30/11 both nights and didn't drink at all
38:00 <amelia> ohhh did you likes it
38:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
38:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
38:00 <amelia> did you dress up
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <TheRiddler> Theo was tired of it by Sunday afternoon 
38:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
38:00 <faux> whos theo
38:00 <amelia> who be Theo
39:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> Though 
39:00 <TheRiddler> Not theo
39:00 <amelia> ohhh
39:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <amelia> where is supanova
39:00 <TheRiddler> Damn autocorrect 
39:00 <TheRiddler> Convention center 
39:00 <TheRiddler> Centre
39:00 <amelia> oh otay where did you stay
40:00 <TheRiddler> I stayed at the Adina across from it 
40:00 <faux> funky cold Adina
40:00 <gs69azza> faux: 
40:00 <gs69azza> how was your date
41:00 <gs69azza> ?
41:00 <faux> fantastico
41:00 <DK> she got banged like a bass drum 
41:00 <gs69azza> yeww
41:00 <faux> and no
41:00 <faux> i did not
41:00 <gs69azza> bawww
41:00 <amelia> gs69azza can you pls state his name, out of respect
41:00 <TheRiddler> She jogged with joggo
41:00 <amelia> joggo
41:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
41:00 <gs69azza> wait
41:00 <gs69azza> what
41:00 <gs69azza> his name is?
41:00 <faux> can u both kindly fuck off
41:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
41:00 <amelia> aaaaahahaahahahahah
41:00 <dematerialised> and hello @ amelia
42:00 <DK> did doodle drive up? 
42:00 <amelia> hai @ chu dematz
42:00 <gs69azza> joggo?
42:00 <gs69azza> that's his name?
42:00 <gs69azza> legit?
42:00 <amelia> yes
42:00 <TheRiddler> Why do you call him joggo
42:00 <amelia> cos it his name
42:00 <amelia> why else
42:00 <gs69azza> hmmm
42:00 <gs69azza> shall check to see if any leb mutual friends
42:00 <amelia> ahhahahahahhhhhhhaaaaahahahahahaahha
42:00 <gs69azza> joggo doesn't come up on fb
42:00 <gs69azza> bawwwh
43:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
43:00 <dematerialised> excuse me you just kicked me wife
43:00 <faux> his name isnt joggo aaron dont be dense
43:00 <gs69azza> riiight
43:00 <amelia> j_gg_
43:00 <gs69azza> so his name is?
43:00 <amelia> *
43:00 <dematerialised> meels i will defend your honour
43:00 <dematerialised> let me fight for you
44:00 <gs69azza> hahahahha
44:00 <faux> good
44:00 <faux> ill kick her more gladly
44:00 <amelia> punch her in de face
44:00 <gs69azza> someone pls bring me food
44:00 <amelia> you give out so much shit on here as well, don't tell me you get all uptight over a stupid fuckin nickname
44:00 <gs69azza> i cbf walking
45:00 <gs69azza> tim tams will do
45:00 <gs69azza> today is day #1 of my diet though
45:00 <gs69azza> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> tim tams are a diet
45:00 <dematerialised> just maybe not a good one
45:00 <amelia> the perfect day to eat tim tams den
45:00 <gs69azza> i realise how fat I am
45:00 <amelia> i surprised you haf some left
45:00 <gs69azza> and I need to go back to the gym
45:00 <faux> ye ur heaps fat
45:00 <gs69azza> i am
45:00 <dematerialised> yeah i only ate half of each packet meels
45:00 <gs69azza> i miss my abs
46:00 <gs69azza> i've had too many kebabs
46:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
46:00 <faux> only
46:00 <amelia> you haf more self control than i
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> i only ate a whole packet 
46:00 <dematerialised> its the same as saying a baby is 18 months old
47:00 <Serenity> no its not you shit eater
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <gs69azza> yesterday I ate 2 blocks of chocolate, 1 double quarter pounder, 1 large big mac meal, 1 double cheeseburger and a strawberry thick shake for brteakfast
47:00 <amelia> jeezus
47:00 <faux> wait what
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> all that for breakfast
47:00 <gs69azza> yeah
47:00 <faux> how
47:00 <amelia> you're massive tho so can't you get away with it
47:00 <gs69azza> then we went to the cinemas and I had a large popcorn and icee
47:00 <Serenity> i want 3 cheeseburgers
47:00 <Serenity> and 20 nugs
47:00 <gs69azza> then had to leave half way and get a second icee
47:00 <amelia> if any of us girls ate that i would put on 15kgs
48:00 <gs69azza> I eat big
48:00 <faux> yum i want cinema popcorn
48:00 <faux> buttery goodness 
48:00 <gs69azza> dis is why i am fat
48:00 <Serenity> seriously just 1 cheeseburger and id put on a kg over night
48:00 <gs69azza> i've been eating like this for months
48:00 <dematerialised> good
48:00 <dematerialised> enjoy food
48:00 <amelia> pic of your gut
48:00 <gs69azza> i have
48:00 <gs69azza> umm
48:00 <gs69azza> shall go to the bathroom and get pic
49:00 <dematerialised> because im 7 months pregnant
49:00 <amelia> dats ok most of us do
49:00 <amelia> o
49:00 <dematerialised> and have been for about 9 years
49:00 <amelia> show me yo BaBY BeLLY
49:00 <dematerialised> lol
50:00 <Serenity> loll jerome
50:00 <Serenity> U HAV STRETCHMARX
50:00 <Serenity> ok ty
50:00 <amelia> he said we all do
50:00 <amelia> me, faux, jenn
50:00 <Serenity> and? lol
50:00 <amelia> "and especially seren"
50:00 <amelia> hahahahaha
50:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <Serenity> im really not sure anyone over the age of 11 cares
51:00 <amelia> fuckin useless
51:00 <amelia> exactly
51:00 <dematerialised> useless
51:00 <gs69azza> uploading meow
51:00 <Serenity> ive never had a dude go eww you have stretch marks we're not having sex
51:00 <Serenity> ever.
51:00 <amelia> they always come back for more
51:00 <dematerialised> the only reason i dont like mine is because it looks like a bug has entered me belly and tunneled towards my penis
52:00 <amelia> i don't think could even notice em unless pointed them out
52:00 <Serenity> my tummy looks like a road map thanks to lil
52:00 <Serenity> i literally give 0 fucks
52:00 <amelia> werd
52:00 <dematerialised> a motocross track
52:00 <Serenity> yeah its gnarly
52:00 <amelia> i dont think pliv even cares, its jus more shit for him to say
52:00 <Clarkson> i kinda wanna fuck meghan trainor
52:00 <Serenity> cant even see the ones on me blobs anymore
53:00 <Serenity> hehe bobos
53:00 <Serenity> BOOBS ffs
53:00 <amelia> bwhaha
53:00 <Serenity> actually you can if i take a pic with the flash on
53:00 <Serenity> theyre all silvery
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <amelia> you get em from losing weight too so
54:00 <dematerialised> thats what i think mine are
54:00 <dematerialised> because i have lost 20kg
54:00 <Serenity> apparenty i havent got any new ones tho
54:00 <amelia> the white ones
54:00 <Serenity> thank god
54:00 <amelia> have you really lost 20kgs demat
54:00 <dematerialised> yeah
54:00 <Serenity> thats awesome dude
54:00 <dematerialised> i used to weigh 155kg
54:00 <amelia> in how long
54:00 <dematerialised> dunno
54:00 <dematerialised> couple of years
54:00 <amelia> ohhhh
54:00 <amelia> nice
54:00 <Serenity> ive lost 48 as of this mornin
54:00 <amelia> jeezus
55:00 <dematerialised> i used to eat a lot of burgers'
55:00 <amelia> youre my role model
55:00 <dematerialised> and pizzas
55:00 <dematerialised> like a *lot*
55:00 <amelia> I dunno where he even pulled that out of
55:00 <Serenity> i did it taking weight loss pillz... obv
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah
55:00 <amelia> don't you still eat lots of pizza and burger?
55:00 <dematerialised> weight loss pills and meth
55:00 <amelia> burger
55:00 <dematerialised> not really meels
55:00 <amelia> i am confused
55:00 <amelia> and red rooster
55:00 <Serenity> ye me 2
56:00 <dematerialised> its all nachos and less-fatty meals now
56:00 <amelia> i thought youbeat take away every night
56:00 <amelia> oh
56:00 <Serenity> ok theres nothing less fatty about nachos
56:00 <amelia> werd
56:00 <Serenity> lets just be clear about that
56:00 <faux> wow sez
56:00 <faux> congrats
56:00 <dematerialised> you're just jealous
56:00 <dematerialised> that you cant eat nachos
56:00 <Serenity> thannks faux
56:00 <amelia> we can, we jus don't
56:00 <dematerialised> no i mean sezz
56:00 <Serenity> im not atm nachos would cause me excruciating pain right now
56:00 <amelia> plus burritos is better
56:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
56:00 <amelia> ok i comprehendo
57:00 <amelia> fuckin jus go emergency
57:00 <amelia> i thought it was booked in
57:00 <dematerialised> just come over, i have a fairly sharp knife
57:00 <dematerialised> i reckon i could do it for you
57:00 <Serenity> im seeing the surgeon wednesday
57:00 <Serenity> its been like 4 dys since i told u that
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <amelia> ok i have terrible memory
57:00 <TheRiddler> You do
57:00 <amelia> i thought it was like 2 weeks
58:00 <amelia> terrible sense of time as well
58:00 <Serenity> i got my letter last wed so def not rofl
58:00 <amelia> bwahhahaaha
58:00 <amelia> so actual surgery taking place wed oe jus seeing him
58:00 <Serenity> just seeing him
58:00 <amelia> gaids
59:00 <Serenity> long as i keep meat/fat/sugar/dairy free im not in pain
59:00 <Serenity> life rules.... ..
59:00 <amelia> dis sounds like torture
59:00 <Serenity> it fucking is
59:00 <Clarkson> heard wrong then ... same old shit ... you'd both fuck up quick if an op was active
00:00 <Serenity> i am an op clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> its irc who cares if people bitch about you
00:00 <Serenity> oh
00:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:00 <Serenity> faux i send u a pic on whatsappy
02:00 <TheRiddler> Ok bbl
02:00 <TheRiddler> Leaving 
02:00 <Serenity> baai
02:00 <dematerialised> glhf
03:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the channel
03:00 <Serenity> hello
03:00 <dematerialised> good morning
04:00 <Serenity> you know what the best part about losing weight is... oversized hoodies
04:00 <dematerialised> the best part about losing weight is making my already enormous dick look even bigger
04:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
04:00 <Serenity> lol.
04:00 <amelia> where did gs69azza go with his gut pic
05:00 <Serenity> prob brushed his dick in the dunny now he has to finish the job
05:00 <dematerialised> yeah
08:00 <Serenity> lol every time i sneeze my cat meows at me
08:00 <British^Meat> my cat meows at me really loudly when i get out of the shower....
09:00 <Serenity> haha hooomannn u wet
09:00 <British^Meat> sits there all silent in the bathroom whilst im showring then just goes mental when i turn the shower off
09:00 <dematerialised> thats because its hungry and it wants to feast on your flesh
09:00 <British^Meat> "R U OK?"
09:00 <Serenity> my other one likes to watch me in the toilet
10:00 <Serenity> and if i shut him out he sits there scratching at the door
10:00 <DK> lol
10:00 <DK> bloody cats 
10:00 <gs69azza> my bad
10:00 <DK> worse than kids sometimes 
10:00 <gs69azza> got a call
10:00 <gs69azza> imgur.com/e1UAYoJ.jpg
11:00 <gs69azza> fat as fuck
11:00 <dematerialised> lmao
11:00 <dematerialised> no
11:00 <DK> blown out man 
12:00 <DK> yew fet feck 
12:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAA
12:00 <faux> i forgot you got your gf tattooed on you
12:00 <faux> as a piece of Bread.
12:00 <Serenity> oh please
13:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt know what fat is
13:00 <amelia> oh wow you actually do have a gut
13:00 <dematerialised> that's 100% average joe levels of tone
13:00 <dematerialised> not even close to fat
14:00 <amelia> not toned but def not fat either
14:00 <dematerialised> i wish my game of thrones would hurry up and finish downloading
14:00 <dematerialised> im hungry
15:00 <TheRon> medieval porn
15:00 <dematerialised> indeed
16:00 <faux> game of moans
16:00 <amelia> fuck sake i lost the channel changer and now i haf to move
16:00 <Clarkson> fresh pussy better than sloppy
16:00 <amelia> life can be such a jerk
16:00 <dematerialised> it can
17:00 <dematerialised> wait you taking the day off today meels?
17:00 <dematerialised> are you not well?
18:00 <amelia> i went in dis morning den came homes after final inspection cos i sicks
18:00 <dematerialised> aww
18:00 <dematerialised> poor thing
18:00 <amelia> haf you used that throat spray stuff before
18:00 <amelia> it feels fuckin weird
18:00 <dematerialised> nah
18:00 <dematerialised> i dont get sick very often
18:00 <dematerialised> and def not used any spray stuff of any type
19:00 <amelia> how do you stay unsick
19:00 <TheRon> beer works for me
19:00 <dematerialised> that's an industry secret
19:00 <dematerialised> i can't tell you
19:00 <amelia> WHY when i eat better
19:00 <dematerialised> hehe
19:00 <amelia> dis is bs
20:00 <dematerialised> i am the next step on the evolutionary ladder
20:00 <Serenity> cause hes dirty
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> be like me
20:00 <amelia> I will give up n jus eat tim tams wif you
20:00 <dematerialised> you should
20:00 <dematerialised> it's quite nice
20:00 <amelia> I really don't get it, i get sick too often
20:00 <Serenity> fuk i luv the tams 
20:00 <amelia> yesssssssssssss
20:00 <TheRon> i had coconut tim tams the other day
20:00 <amelia> oh they yuck
21:00 <DK> whats the difference between jelly and jam? 
21:00 <Serenity> sif yuck
21:00 <TheRon> i liked it
21:00 <Serenity> they are delicious 
21:00 <TheRon> cherry ripe tim tams out yet?
21:00 <dematerialised> ok thrones is done in 5 mins
21:00 <gs69azza> haha
21:00 <gs69azza> see
21:00 <dematerialised> time to get nachos
21:00 <gs69azza> fat
21:00 <amelia> maybe i am thinkin pina coloda or whatever the  fuck that word is
21:00 <gs69azza> lost my abs
21:00 <dematerialised> no adonis you are not fat
21:00 <dematerialised> you are now officially normal
21:00 <dematerialised> bbl
21:00 <amelia> not fat but huge difference from your other pics
21:00 <gs69azza> if I do side on my chest still sticks out further than my gut
22:00 <gs69azza> but I haven't trained properly in months
22:00 <faux> pina coloda
22:00 <amelia> ahahahahaaha
22:00 <gs69azza> took like 4 weeks off training altogether and then went back for 2 days got told by doctors not to train for a week
22:00 <amelia> wot is the word
22:00 <TheRon> and getting caught in the rain
22:00 <faux> colada?
22:00 <amelia> o
22:00 <gs69azza> and yes I have my gf tattooed to me as a peice of bread
22:00 <faux> HAHAHAHHHA
22:00 <faux> Bread.
22:00 <amelia> wait wot
22:00 <amelia> Bread
22:00 <gs69azza> I was on lots of drugs at the time
23:00 <gs69azza> BREAD M8
23:00 <amelia> gf as piece of bread?
23:00 <gs69azza> yes
23:00 <faux> see the tattoo on his tummy meelies
23:00 <gs69azza> it hurts there too
23:00 <faux> thats his gfs face
23:00 <faux> as a slice of bread
23:00 <faux> loool
23:00 <amelia> I jus zoomed
23:00 <amelia> holy shit
23:00 <gs69azza> lol
23:00 <amelia> bwhaahahahahhaahhahahaha
23:00 <gs69azza> that's what happens on boys weekends
23:00 <amelia> fuck me dead
23:00 <gs69azza> i got my best mates initials on my arm too
24:00 <faux> that will never stop being funny
24:00 <amelia> i been on many gf weekends and never had a piece of bread bf tattood on ma belleh
24:00 <gs69azza> in all fairness we went through 3 balls of coke and 2 balls of mdma
24:00 <amelia> jeezus
24:00 <gs69azza> plus a fuck load of alcohol
24:00 <Clarkson> Like fuck you did
24:00 <amelia> OK that's prob the difference then
24:00 <gs69azza> im surprised 1 of us didn't die
24:00 <faux> lmao clarkson
24:00 <amelia> even still, how does gf bread tattoo ever seem like a good idea
24:00 <faux> hes real now :(
24:00 <Clarkson> [00:42:13] dick dick dick dick
24:00 <gs69azza> I call her white slice
24:00 <gs69azza> sooooo
25:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
25:00 <amelia> is that your current gf
25:00 <gs69azza> yep
25:00 <amelia> better hope you never break up
25:00 <gs69azza> me either
25:00 <gs69azza> lol
25:00 <gs69azza> i bought a ring last thursday
25:00 <amelia> stuck with her forever
25:00 <amelia> for breader or worse
25:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
25:00 <faux> LMAO
25:00 <amelia> aaaahahahahahahahahaa
25:00 <gs69azza> she has AP on her butt
26:00 <gs69azza> so all good
26:00 <amelia> ?
26:00 <gs69azza> my name
26:00 <amelia> oh jeezus
26:00 <gs69azza> yeah
26:00 <gs69azza> she was sober though
26:00 <gs69azza> sooooo
26:00 <faux> Ass Play
26:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAAHAH
26:00 <faux> wait u bought a ring
26:00 <amelia> anal pounding
26:00 <faux> to propose?
26:00 <gs69azza> i freaked out
26:00 <gs69azza> yep
26:00 <amelia> when are you gonna ask her
26:00 <gs69azza> eofy
26:00 <faux> oh dear.
26:00 <gs69azza> not for aaaaaggggesss
26:00 <gs69azza> but eofy sales
27:00 <amelia> hahahahaaha
27:00 <faux> EOFYS
27:00 <amelia> how thoughtful
27:00 <gs69azza> like I said to matt, i can always sell it and make a grand
27:00 <faux> how much wS it
27:00 <gs69azza> 7399
27:00 <faux> hi bb bought u dis ring cos it was sale
27:00 <gs69azza> i haz pic
27:00 <faux> show
27:00 <amelia> yah pic
27:00 <gs69azza> i'll justy show you from site then
27:00 <faux> wtf $7399
28:00 <faux> ridic
28:00 <amelia> did you go by the 4 c's or was it just sale based
29:00 <Serenity> how many engagement  rings have you bought man
29:00 <gs69azza> http://www.michaelhill.com.au/michael-hill-designer-arpeggio-engagement-ring-with-1.45-carat-tw-of-diamonds-in-14ct-white-gold-12387618.html?cgid=engagement-collections-designerBridalCollection
29:00 <Serenity> this like the 5th one
29:00 <gs69azza> 2
29:00 <gs69azza> nah
29:00 <faux> 2
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <gs69azza> lol
29:00 <gs69azza> second man
29:00 <Serenity> r u lyin
29:00 <gs69azza> who else?
29:00 <gs69azza> tanaya and michelle
29:00 <amelia> pretty
30:00 <gs69azza> das it mayne
30:00 <amelia> wotchu do with first ring
30:00 <faux> i dont like it tbh :/
30:00 <gs69azza> she took it 
30:00 <amelia> wot
30:00 <faux> u know those fake diamantes you could buy in like year 6
30:00 <Serenity> i dunno i thought there was at least 1 more
30:00 <amelia> she took it but not engaged
30:00 <faux> and stick em on shit
30:00 <faux> yhats whst it looks like yo me
30:00 <faux> to*
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Serenity> maybe i made it up
30:00 <gs69azza> tis real bruh
31:00 <faux> i know
31:00 <faux> it just looks tacky to me soz
31:00 <amelia> too blingy for faux
31:00 <Serenity> just amde me realise im not wearing mine lol
31:00 <gs69azza> firswt female to say
31:00 <Serenity> made*
31:00 <faux> everyone has diff taste
31:00 <faux> nah not too blingy
31:00 <gs69azza> agreed
32:00 <gs69azza> i haven't told many people
32:00 <amelia> i like more simple styles but its pretty
32:00 <gs69azza> i unno her and my mates mrs sent me the pic AGES ago
32:00 <gs69azza> i cop shit all the time
33:00 <gs69azza> "when are you gonna put a ring on it"
33:00 <gs69azza> i'm always saying when she's earnt it
33:00 <amelia> how long been together
33:00 <gs69azza> 2 years
33:00 <gs69azza> so like
33:00 <gs69azza> I'll do it next year
33:00 <amelia> jeezus
33:00 <gs69azza> lol
33:00 <amelia> plenty of fuckin time
33:00 <Clarkson> money is so fucking cool
33:00 <gs69azza> yeah I have money right meow
33:00 <gs69azza> stops me from spending it on rack
34:00 <amelia> 3yrs is decent time i think
34:00 <Serenity> youre a fkn disaster  aaron
34:00 <amelia> I would need 4
34:00 <gs69azza> yeah probs gonna die before then
34:00 <gs69azza> lol
34:00 <gs69azza> no phone call about my ultrasound on my liver though
34:00 <gs69azza> so so far so good
34:00 <Serenity> i had one of them
34:00 <amelia> wots rack
35:00 <Serenity> speed
35:00 <gs69azza> ...
35:00 <gs69azza> coke
35:00 <amelia> oh
35:00 <gs69azza> lol
35:00 <Serenity> coke same shit
35:00 <Serenity> nose candy
35:00 <amelia> coa you rack it?
35:00 <gs69azza> WHAT
35:00 <amelia> cos
35:00 <gs69azza> speed is not coke
35:00 <Serenity> its not the same ok plz dont be literal
35:00 <gs69azza> ok
35:00 <Serenity> its crap u put up your nose
35:00 <Clarkson> watch the steam come off the jizz in the alleyway 
35:00 <gs69azza> well you can smoke it, eat it
35:00 <gs69azza> etc 
36:00 <gs69azza> but yes, called rack because you "rack it up to snort"
36:00 <amelia> put it on penis and anal fuck it
36:00 <Serenity> prob
36:00 <gs69azza> I have done that
36:00 <Serenity> thats why hes proposing amelia
36:00 <gs69azza> lol
36:00 <gs69azza> lolol
36:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaa
36:00 <amelia> thats how hes proposing*
36:00 <gs69azza> nah she has a video I think of me doing it off her ass
36:00 <gs69azza> that's about it
36:00 <Serenity> intereting lol
37:00 <amelia> pliv will join soon
37:00 <amelia> there you go
37:00 <roat> lol
37:00 <roat> have a cry you mongo
37:00 <DK> http://49.media.tumblr.com/dd3f4918914272a3324377b860bea445/tumblr_o2nzngaB3I1uj55peo1_540.gif
37:00 <amelia> MoNGo
37:00 <roat> my gf is on
37:00 <roat> yay
37:00 <roat> JennyG
37:00 <roat> <3
37:00 <Serenity> mango mongo
37:00 <roat> Serenity how are u doing today?
37:00 <dematerialised> meels/sezz go sit out in the sun
37:00 <dematerialised> so warm
37:00 <roat> how was work?
37:00 <TheRon> mongolian or mongaloid?
37:00 <Serenity> i am there atm demat
37:00 <Serenity> in da car
37:00 <dematerialised> nice
38:00 <Serenity> s'lovely
38:00 <dematerialised> indeed
38:00 <amelia> I am not moving from my couch under de blanket
38:00 <roat> why not?
38:00 <dematerialised> ok off to watch thrones now
38:00 <dematerialised> bbl
38:00 <faux> adios
38:00 <amelia> farewell
38:00 <roat> off u go
38:00 <dematerialised> also fuck of plivent you worm
38:00 <roat> LOL
38:00 <Serenity> hahah
38:00 <roat> having a cry
38:00 <roat> good to see
38:00 <faux> fuck me farts are rancid
38:00 <faux> they keep wafting out from under my doona
38:00 <roat> wtf
38:00 <faux> death
38:00 <Serenity> put em in a jar n send em to meelies
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <faux> should
39:00 <amelia> keep your gas away from me
39:00 <Serenity>  joggo this u cunt
39:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAAA
39:00 <faux> can we not
39:00 <amelia> it works her up bad
39:00 <faux> while dickhead is here
39:00 <amelia> and I'm not sure why
39:00 <faux> tenks
39:00 <Serenity> cause ur a cunt lol
39:00 <DK> hahaha 
39:00 <roat> amelia would love to be smelling her farts
39:00 <faux> exactly
39:00 <roat> thats what animals love doing
39:00 <amelia> its not like I'm callin hum cunto
39:00 <roat> smelling shit
39:00 <Clarkson> I picture you as one of those 40-something year old, overweight sex line workers.
39:00 <roat> and farts
39:00 <Serenity> lets not
39:00 <Serenity> atm
40:00 <roat> dont talk about farts
40:00 <roat> call yourself women
40:00 <roat> you make me fucking sick!
40:00 <Serenity> lets talk about shit  insteaf
40:00 <Serenity> z
40:00 <Serenity> took the creamiest shit this morning
40:00 <amelia> pliv did you find your amazing leg pic hun
40:00 <Serenity> was like mr whippy
40:00 <roat> havnt looked
40:00 <amelia> why not hun
40:00 <roat> not on my mind
41:00 <faux> gag
41:00 <amelia> want to see your muscles again hun
41:00 <roat> ill find you it though dont worry
41:00 <amelia> ok thanks hun
41:00 <Doodle> y dont uze ban him
41:00 <amelia> bye hun
41:00 <DK> lol
41:00 <Serenity> he was too busy crying to mayo to find  it
41:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha
42:00 <amelia> biggest crush on mayo
42:00 <DK> they were busy docking with their 3rd legs 
42:00 <Serenity> cause more effort than im.willing to give to ban ppl on me fone
42:00 <Doodle> oh fairo
42:00 <Doodle> talk about bad luck
42:00 <Doodle> me dads mate who died last week
42:00 <Serenity> wjats sansa mean
42:00 <Doodle> mineshaft collapsed behind his house today
42:00 <amelia> sansa stark
43:00 <Serenity> oh ggod what 
43:00 <Doodle> my sister changed her name to sansa on fb sezz
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> so he thinks thats her name
43:00 <Serenity> ohh
43:00 <Serenity> hahaha
43:00 <Serenity> thats amazing
44:00 <Serenity> sansa hizzle
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> sansa pansa
45:00 <TheRon> sans pants?
48:00 <TheRon> acdc - jailbreak, love it
50:00 <Doodle> not atm
50:00 <TheRon> 450!
50:00 <Doodle> eeeee
53:00 <Matthew> it's just... a little CRUSH...
53:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
54:00 <Serenity> crushh
54:00 <Matthew> CRUSHHHHH
54:00 <TheRon> always!
54:00 <Matthew> hello to the dignified Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> hehe
54:00 <stebie> ugh
54:00 <Serenity> stebiesss
55:00 <Matthew> omg hi
56:00 <stebie> sezzzzzzz ^__^
57:00 <amelia> (roat) small fat croatian pig... look at your life slut, talking to a bunch of despos and jobless fat pigs HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
57:00 <TheRon> nothin' suss!
57:00 <Matthew> does Picard still come on here?
57:00 <amelia> SFCP
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <TheRon> there's a new doll out "stop touching me picard!"
58:00 <Matthew> remember those Baby Born dolls that used to fake piss?
58:00 <Matthew> so gay
58:00 <gs69azza> who is croatian?
58:00 <faux> hes flooding me now
58:00 <faux> with invites to join pooland
58:00 <faux> great
58:00 <Serenity> wow cause thats not sad at all
58:00 <Doodle> lollll
58:00 <Serenity> far out
59:00 <Matthew> there is a channel called pooland? no...
59:00 <Doodle> pooland soundslovely
59:00 <amelia> i am croatian
59:00 <amelia> did he jus start faux
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Matthew> I think Pooland borders Senegal and Nigeria
59:00 <Doodle>  i got the flood too
59:00 <amelia> cos he jus stopped flooding me with invites to there too
59:00 <Doodle> FLOODED IT M8
59:00 <Serenity> ugh
59:00 <faux> 58] roat [[email protected]] has invited you to #pooland [Tap here to join]
59:00 <faux> [16:58] roat [[email protected]] has invited you to #pooland [Tap here to join]
59:00 <faux> x 685
59:00 <Serenity> same
00:00 <amelia> haha me3
00:00 <Doodle> hah
00:00 <Doodle> we spesh
00:00 <Serenity> sad cunt lol
00:00 <amelia> now I'm gettin the SFCP flooding in PM
00:00 <faux> im joining
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <faux> love me  some poo
00:00 <Doodle> god
00:00 <Matthew> omg i am being flooded to join #pooland by roat
01:00 <faux> wtf why is xm in there
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <Doodle> lmao
01:00 <amelia> ahahahahaaha
01:00 <amelia> prob for pong
01:00 <Matthew> i am not joining a channel called pooland, fyi
01:00 <faux> 17:00] <roat> hello faux
01:00 <faux> [17:00] <faux> how can i help 
01:00 <faux> [17:01] <roat> bring in serenity
01:00 <faux> [17:01] <roat> and doodle
01:00 <faux> [17:01] <roat> so i can 0wn them
01:00 <faux> [17:01] <roat> maybe bring croat slut in too
01:00 <faux> loool
01:00 <Clarkson> i take on you and all of your dick chugging sheep irc mates
01:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaha
02:00 <amelia> maybe bring croat slut too, but I'm not sure yet
02:00 <Clarkson> just because i have a vagina
02:00 <Doodle> own us lol
02:00 <Doodle> ok pollock
02:00 <faux> pix clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> yes thank the good lord for sluts
02:00 <Matthew> eww
02:00 <Matthew> @ vagina
02:00 <Clarkson> What the hell is that song
03:00 <Doodle> lolol
03:00 <faux> lmao Matthew 
03:00 <Matthew> sorry to anyone with a vagina ... just not a fan but carry on
03:00 <Doodle> haha
03:00 <faux> its ok u cant offend my cunt 
03:00 <faux> its seen worse
03:00 <Matthew> been there, done that (not your cunt, others)
04:00 <Doodle> eek
04:00 <faux> o ye
04:00 <Matthew> the history of the word 'cunt' is actually really interesting
04:00 <faux> howd that work out 
04:00 <Matthew> Tudor England - 'cant'
05:00 <Matthew> Shakespeare used it as well
05:00 <Doodle> shakespeare couldnt even spell his own name
05:00 <Matthew> spelling of many words was different in the Middle Ages, tbh
05:00 <Matthew> different to what we use now anyway
05:00 <Doodle> lol no
05:00 <Doodle> there are 14 existing signatures of shakespeare's
06:00 <Doodle> and all of them are spelt differently to shakespeare
06:00 <Matthew> it was the 16th century, leave him alone
06:00 <Matthew> frauds
06:00 <Doodle> HE WORE TIGHTS
06:00 <Doodle> and
06:00 <TheRon> is there a shakespear play with nude chicks?
06:00 <Doodle> he stole a theatre
06:00 <Matthew> I like him. Another great Brit.
06:00 <Doodle> like picked it up and stole it
06:00 <Doodle> another historical figure misrepresented more like
07:00 <Matthew> better than that cunt, Oliver Cromwell
07:00 <Doodle> yeah well
07:00 <Doodle> he was a cunt
07:00 <Doodle> or cant
07:00 <TheRon> you realise how many of the kings w'rent actually brittish and couldn't speak english
07:00 <Doodle> depending on what century ur from
07:00 <Matthew> when I was in Belfast I couldn't get over how many tributes there are to Cromwell
07:00 <Matthew> such a cunt
07:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
08:00 <Matthew> not many actually, TheRon
08:00 <Matthew> a couple in the 1200s and a few in the late 1600s/early 1700s
08:00 <Matthew> get your facts right
08:00 <President_Trump> hello Matthew
08:00 <President_Trump> there is no Weitering this year
08:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
09:00 <President_Trump> just a jack watts
09:00 <Matthew> but they eventually grasped the language and all were buried in the UK
09:00 <Matthew> President_Trump, choke on my left ball sack you ignorant piece of cunt crust
09:00 <TheRon> guns and roses - civil war
10:00 <President_Trump> how am i ignorant?
10:00 <Matthew> TheRon, it is time for a TOP 5 list
10:00 <TheRon> of?
10:00 <Matthew> favourite monarchs ... you've got me in the mood
11:00 <TheRon> it goes jordan lebron wilt bird and magic johson
11:00 <Matthew> NOSTALGIA
11:00 <TheRon> liz the 1st
11:00 <Matthew> nope
11:00 <Doodle> heh
11:00 <Doodle> magic johnson
11:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
12:00 <Matthew> oh you mean Elizabeth II or Elizabeth I as first ?
12:00 <TheRon> henry vIII
12:00 <TheRon> liz 1
13:00 <TheRon> doodle?
13:00 <Doodle> hi
13:00 <TheRon> you don't like my top 5?
13:00 <Doodle> no his name is MAGIC JOHNSON
13:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i bet thats how he got aids
14:00 <TheRon> totally juvenile
14:00 <Doodle> ye
14:00 <Doodle> well
14:00 <Doodle> <-
14:00 <TheRon> guy won 5 championships
14:00 <Matthew> 1. Elizabeth I , 2. Edward I , 3. Henry VIII , 4. George III , 5. Victoria I
14:00 <Doodle> well no
14:00 <Doodle> his team did
15:00 <TheRon> stop puting facts into the story
15:00 <Serenity> wheres amelia
15:00 <Doodle> haha
15:00 <Doodle> in pooland
15:00 <Serenity> we're all small fat piggies
15:00 <Serenity> whats a group of pigs called i wonder
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah
15:00 <Doodle> [17:09] <roat> you and serenity and amelia are small fat pigs
15:00 <Doodle> rofl
15:00 <Doodle> an irc
15:00 <Serenity> oink
15:00 <Doodle> an irc of pigs
15:00 <Serenity> pigs are cute!
15:00 <Matthew> pooland ... kind of rolls off the tongue
16:00 <Doodle> nice trotters
16:00 <Serenity> pull me tail
16:00 <Doodle> eeheheheee
16:00 <amelia> small fat pigs ahahahahahahahaahhaah
16:00 <Doodle> thats not a tail!
16:00 <amelia> cracks me up
16:00 <Doodle> i'm having pork chops 2nite
16:00 <Doodle> ;)
16:00 <TheRon> i'm having chicken
17:00 <faux> gross 
17:00 <amelia> I'm small fat croatian pig, faux is small fat leb pig and Serenity is small fat bogan pig
17:00 <faux> mm chicken
17:00 <TheRon> soon i'll be growing wings
17:00 <Doodle> :/
17:00 <faux> SFLP
17:00 <Doodle> sif gross
17:00 <Serenity> snort farkin snort m8
17:00 <amelia> AAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
17:00 <Matthew> don't know who called you that... but how rude of them
17:00 <Serenity> storp farkin cutten me up for bacon ya carnt
18:00 <Doodle> MIND ME FUCKEN TINNIE
18:00 <TheRon> i like big boobs so women should have a little bit of meat on
18:00 <TheRon> damn straight
18:00 <Serenity> you could probs make bacon out of me tummy flap
18:00 <Matthew> i don't mind large breasts either, just no vagina
18:00 <Doodle> skinny girls remind me of a chicken carcass
18:00 <Doodle> all ribs
18:00 <faux> gus if i showed u me blobs would u show me a pic
19:00 <Doodle> i would
19:00 <Doodle> ask me
19:00 <faux> u can gth
19:00 <faux> lollll
19:00 <TheRon> does the pic have to be of me?
19:00 <Matthew> (.)   (.)
19:00 <Doodle> oh
19:00 <faux> obviously 
19:00 <TheRon> damn!
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> idiot
20:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck!
20:00 <Matthew> and the card attached would sayyy.. thankkk youu for being a friendddd
21:00 <Serenity> yeah i wanna see ron
21:00 <TheRon> me in my uniform showing the hintiest bit of arse carck?
21:00 <faux> no your face 
21:00 <faux> ty
22:00 <TheRon> not even my parents have photos of me
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Matthew> what bloody uniform ???
22:00 <faux> bowls
22:00 <TheRon> ty
22:00 <Doodle> http://49.media.tumblr.com/dd3f4918914272a3324377b860bea445/tumblr_o2nzngaB3I1uj55peo1_540.gif
22:00 <faux> i wont show anyone 
22:00 <Matthew> oh god... howww sexy...
22:00 <Doodle> nsfwetc
22:00 <Serenity> crikey moses
22:00 <Doodle> ye
22:00 <Doodle> i said that
23:00 <faux>  too fake 
23:00 <faux> next
23:00 <Doodle> pff so 
23:00 <Doodle> beggars cant be choosers
23:00 <Matthew> forget the sexy hunk in fire brigade attire rescuing innocent victims in the middle of the night and gaining hero status... we will now salivate over TheRon carrying his bag of bowls & jack in with his white uniform
23:00 <Clarkson> Yeah fuck you, I'll bite the dog.
23:00 <faux> whos beggibg
23:00 <Serenity> rob is
23:00 <Serenity> duh
23:00 <faux> oh
23:00 <Serenity> fucken steve-o over there
23:00 <faux> lool
24:00 <Doodle> brb pullin me dick off
24:00 <President_Trump>  no weitering this year just a watts
24:00 <TheRon> won't take long
24:00 <faux> shut up President_Trump 
24:00 <Matthew> no Trump this year, but a Clinton
24:00 <Doodle> back
24:00 <TheRon> 30 secs?
24:00 <Doodle> getting quicker!
24:00 <Serenity> rob sansa urkel
24:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <Doodle> R Snurkel
25:00 <Serenity> lolll
25:00 <Matthew> what is with the uniform obsession with some people as well...
25:00 <Matthew> I don't find uniforms attractive tbh
25:00 <Doodle> i dont know anyone who obsesses over uniforms
25:00 <Matthew> I do.
25:00 <Doodle> are they korean
25:00 <British^Meat> lol
25:00 <Matthew> "ohhh cop... he is wearing a uniform so is sooo hot!!!"
25:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <Matthew> who cares if he is 150kg with red hair
26:00 <Doodle> lmao
26:00 <Doodle> Sgt Picard
26:00 <Serenity> rofl ew
26:00 <TheRon> there's this petite young blonde thing that plays bowls and is a cop, so hot!!
26:00 <Doodle> orly
26:00 <British^Meat> whats his name?
26:00 <Matthew> petite? lol
26:00 <Doodle> lmaoooooo
26:00 <Matthew> i saw the word 'tit'
27:00 <TheRon> doodle plays for clunes
27:00 <Doodle> oh 
27:00 <Doodle> so she is
27:00 <Doodle> special
28:00 <TheRon> nah the special ones you actually know their names
28:00 <Matthew> cbf doing anythingg.. wahhh
28:00 <TheRon> queen - fat bottom girls
29:00 <Doodle> agreed Matthew
29:00 <Serenity> u maek da rokin world go rund
29:00 <Loof> gah it should be legal to kill people who stare
30:00 <TheRon> julie bishop?
30:00 <Matthew> please don't encourage violence
30:00 <Loof> i see eyeballing me as violence
30:00 <Serenity> just fork em
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Doodle> fork em in the doovies
30:00 <Matthew> are you on public transport tbh ?
30:00 <British^Meat> hah
31:00 <Loof> nah arab cafe
31:00 <Loof> two people in there stared at me
31:00 <British^Meat> are these the same ones that stare at you through the reflection in the windows?
31:00 <British^Meat> jesus
31:00 <Doodle> lmao
31:00 <Doodle> is it because you walked in and loudly ordered 2 large arabs?
31:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <TheRon> i had a kebab from the sebas kebab shop, so salty
33:00 <Loof> the pastry thing i got was shit, if this is the best diversity has to offer i want my money back
33:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Loof> wont go there again
34:00 <Serenity> god i want a kebab
35:00 <British^Meat> what are kebabs in vic?
35:00 <British^Meat> is that like a yiros here?
35:00 <Loof> yes
35:00 <British^Meat> does it involve a spiky stick?
35:00 <Loof> no
35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/13524438_10154230013523397_5308997954147202173_n.jpg?oh=3ca1d665a0c4b0fa3fbb19a83e0003d6&oe=58015B32&__gda__=1475810070_4ee31202b1e66cc570b66a76bf3dc197
35:00 <Loof> it's like a souvlaki
35:00 <Loof> but arab
36:00 <Loof> and pide bread instead of pita
36:00 <TheRon> garlic sauce tasted like nothing to me
36:00 <Serenity> its a yiros yes
36:00 <Serenity> shishkebab involves a stick
36:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmm
37:00 <Matthew> can you eat peacock ?
37:00 <TheRon> i like the lamb kebabs i make myself, i get the pack from supermarket
37:00 <Loof> you can eat any kind of cock
37:00 <TheRon> greek yogurt i just add garlic and salt and pepper
39:00 <Loof> i love garlic sauce
39:00 <Loof> wonder if there's a recipe for it on the interwebs
40:00 <TheRon> it's just yoghurt with garlic isn't it?
40:00 <Loof> cream, oil, garlic, salt pepper
40:00 <Loof> wow
40:00 <Loof> thought it would have more than that
41:00 <TheRon> yoghurt the healthier
41:00 <Loof> yeah i'd imagine
42:00 <TheRon> i like yoghurt as a sauce
43:00 <TheRon> i make a quick riata when we have indian food
43:00 <Loof> i've got to stop eating campbell's spaghetti sauce it can't be good for me, but addicted
43:00 <TheRon> that way it be as hot as you like
43:00 <Loof> and it's so quick
46:00 <Loof> you can tell how healthy you're eating by what comes out the other end lol
46:00 <Matthew> Doodle
46:00 <TheRon> i like a curry that burns at both ends
46:00 <Loof> i wouldn't be surpised if i end up with bowel cancer the way i eat
46:00 <Doodle> Matthew
46:00 <Loof> hate to think of the state of my gut bacteria
47:00 <Loof> maybe some probiotics
47:00 <Matthew> everybody'sssss freeee... to feel good, feeel goooood
47:00 <TheRon> hysteria - def leppard
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rozalla - Everybody's Free (To Feel Good).mp3 (4.91MB 128kbps Stereo 5:22)
49:00 <Matthew> great tune tbh
49:00 <TheRon> andy murray win wimbeldon?
50:00 <TheRon> i'm a djoka fan
50:00 <Matthew> he is a huge chance tbh
50:00 <Matthew> his best surface
50:00 <TheRon> is a scottish guy the same as an english guy winning it?
50:00 <Matthew> no, British.
51:00 <Matthew> if he loses... he is a Scot
51:00 <Loof> Scot no friends if he loses
51:00 <TheRon> like us with russel crowe, shit move he's kiwi, great movie he's aussie
52:00 <robot> hi
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <robot> Loof how come u had an irc hiatus
52:00 <Loof> when?
52:00 <Loof> oh
52:00 <TheRon> serena will win the other
52:00 <Loof> i was wondering if you meant today, or long term
52:00 <Loof> um
52:00 <robot> long term
53:00 <Loof> was just sick of being banned by bonny
53:00 <Loof> for "not respecting women"
53:00 <robot> o
54:00 <Loof> jah mon
55:00 <Skirmish> Get home from work ... take boots and uniform off ... put on tracksuit pants, flanno shirt and ugg boots. I cannot express how good I feel right now. 
56:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore
56:00 <Loof> i need ugg boots, keep your feet warm and all is good
56:00 <TheRon> i wear shorts 9 months of the year
57:00 <Skirmish> We have a local Mortels store that makes awesome ones. The wife has ones that are built like a boot to wear outside too. 
57:00 <Loof> awesome
57:00 <Skirmish> http://www.mortels.com.au/shop/home.php?xid=4dfec90fc5bcb5f6b5ab53fcd64d47ee
57:00 <Skirmish> Usually the huge ugg boots out the front have asians all over them. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Whole tour busses full of them go there for a picture with the boots. 
58:00 <Loof> went out last week to get ugg boots and a down jacket, no ugg boots in size 12, no down jackets big enough
59:00 <Skirmish> http://www.mortels.com.au/shop/product.php?productid=199&cat=41&page=1    <----- These are my style of boots. They go into large sizes. Buy online. 
59:00 <Loof> yeah i should
59:00 <Loof> they look nice
00:00 <Skirmish> Ugg is lyf in this house. We all have a pair. 
01:00 <Skirmish> I've had mine 4 years and still going strong. Son had to update his because he grew naturally, wife wore hers out. 
01:00 <Loof> i got a $160 pair last year lasted me 2 months :(
01:00 <Loof> they were a size too big tho, i think it was because my feet were slipping around in them
01:00 <Skirmish> Did a dog eat them or something? 
01:00 <Loof> tore the sides
01:00 <Loof> nah lol
02:00 <Skirmish> These last for ages. 
02:00 <Loof> cool
02:00 <TheRon> ballarat. so many pairs of going to court mocassins 
02:00 <Loof> lol bet they're synthetic stinky ones too
02:00 <Loof> bogans, gotta love em
03:00 <Loof> if you don't get natural fibres and get cheap shit they start to stink pretty quick
03:00 <TheRon> never had a pair so
04:00 <Loof> try the good ones man like Skirmish has, they own
04:00 <Loof> so comfy
04:00 <Skirmish> If your wife likes them Loof get her a pair of these http://www.yellowearth.com/irene.html  <---- The wife has them and can wear them like outdoor shoes. 
05:00 <Loof> man they look cool
05:00 <Loof> might get her a pair for her bday
05:00 <Serenity> dematerialised if you bring me a kebab ill give u ops
06:00 <TheRon> and get a nice down blouse
06:00 <Skirmish> Can I order online for you? I will buy you one and get it delievered with a side of hot chips for 199. 
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <dematerialised> lol i just got back
07:00 <dematerialised> it's meant to be
07:00 <dematerialised> brb getting a kebab for ops
13:00 <faux> mm i just napped for like 20 mins
13:00 <faux> worth it
14:00 <Loof> i just farted, i thought it would be worth it, it wasn't :(
14:00 <Loof> phew
14:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <Serenity> im just kiddeng
14:00 <dematerialised> too late
14:00 <dematerialised> kebab is on its way
14:00 <dematerialised> ops please
15:00 <TheRon> he still get his down blouse'
15:00 <Matthew> the second hand unwinds... if you're lost then you can look and you will find me... TIME AFTER TIMEEE
15:00 <Loof> i had to clear my history after searching what a down blouse was lol
15:00 <Loof> bloody TheRon
15:00 <robot> ye
15:00 <TheRon> hall and oates - you make my dreams come true
17:00 <Serenity> incognito browsing is your friend loof
17:00 <Skirmish> Get in line for ops dematerialised. Lumeah is next to get them. 
17:00 <faux> agreed
17:00 <faux> swhat i use every.time i open a ShadowLurker link
17:00 <dematerialised> what's your reasoning for that Skirmish
17:00 <Loof> cbf turning it on and off
17:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: She is liked more than you. 
17:00 <Matthew> faux, has it also been cold in Sydney tbh ?
18:00 <faux> extremely 
18:00 <faux> was 2 degrees the other morn
18:00 <faux> its 9 rn
18:00 <Matthew> I like winter tbh
18:00 <faux> me too
18:00 <Skirmish> At work today in Newcastle on the harbour today it was no more than 4 degrees with wind chill. 
18:00 <Skirmish> too many todays. 
18:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say go sit in the sun then i realised it's probably down already for you
18:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart
18:00 <dematerialised> you're in the wrong state faux
19:00 <Skirmish> Sun has been down for an hour and a half already. 
19:00 <Matthew> what is it with all these people taking 'puppy dog ear' Snapchat photos and then putting them as their profile pics everywhere!?
19:00 <Loof> don't go smelling my fart, i won't go smelling your fart
19:00 <Skirmish> Even if you could get sun today you had to get out of the wind otherwise it was pointless. 
19:00 <faux> gd  i hate them so much Matthew 
19:00 <faux> i stopped looking at snap stories for thst reason 
20:00 <Serenity> yeah cat snap for lyf
20:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/3vRm4T0.jpg
20:00 <Matthew> they are SO dumb, aren't they ..
20:00 <Matthew> they are everywhere now 
20:00 <Matthew> that picture is offensive tbh
20:00 <dematerialised> its great
20:00 <Matthew> not really, no
20:00 <Skirmish> That picture just left me confused and aroused at the same time dematerialised. 
21:00 <dematerialised> look im not putting up with your negativity Matthew
21:00 <faux> i dont get it
21:00 <faux> am i supposed to get it
21:00 <Skirmish> I don't get it either. 
21:00 <faux> or is it meant to be weird
21:00 <Matthew> all I see are open legs
21:00 <Matthew> it's offensive and vulgar
21:00 <faux> like is there a reference lol
21:00 <dematerialised> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f3/58/c0/f358c01bc56a238e86f60092a21bb852.jpg
21:00 <Loof> don't be so prudish Matthew
21:00 <Loof> life happens
21:00 <Skirmish> YES! Matthew can now be more prudish than I am. 
21:00 <Matthew> I am not a prude. How dare you label me that.
21:00 <Skirmish> I am now officially no longer the channel prude. 
22:00 <Serenity> you kinda are
22:00 <faux> u are thr channel asshole
22:00 <faux> not prude
22:00 <Serenity> Matthew likes dick so hes auto less prudish than you
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Matthew> I am rarely offended by anything... but I didn't like that bird crossed with a person with open legs
22:00 <faux> how does it offend u though
22:00 <dematerialised> i think that the image was a critique on society
22:00 <faux> like u candislike somethinbwthout it beingoffensive
22:00 <Loof> i found it pretty tame
23:00 <Loof> if that offends you then i don't know what to say
23:00 <Matthew> it is offensive because I am human and don't like being compared with a bird
23:00 <Matthew> lol
23:00 <Serenity> godd faux that chick i was telling you about is messaging me about wanting to eat ice cream
23:00 <Serenity> EAT THE FUCKING ICE CREAM YOU CUNT
23:00 <faux> i hate her
23:00 <faux> sorry but shes annoying
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <Serenity> she is fucking annoying
23:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/4mrg1Ou.gif
23:00 <Serenity> seriously dont be 50kg bitching at me cause you wanna eat ice cream.. just dont
24:00 <Skirmish> Are you her inspiration Serenity? 
24:00 <faux> its like ye bitch our struggles arent the same fuck off
24:00 <Matthew> btw I am not offended... I just like to fake being offended by anything or everyone... it's the way the world is going at the moment
24:00 <faux> oh
24:00 <Serenity> shes half the size of me i doubt it
24:00 <faux> phew
24:00 <dematerialised> i knew that was the case Matthew
24:00 <Skirmish> Is she just being a cunt then? 
24:00 <dematerialised> i love me a bit of trolling
24:00 <Matthew> good
24:00 <dematerialised> especially subtle
24:00 <Serenity> no people are idiots she genuinely thinks our 'journeys' are the same
24:00 <Serenity> they arent not ever
25:00 <Matthew> "oh no!!!! someone threatened to drown a woman... oh no, all the male race are sexist!!!"
25:00 <Matthew> "let's get offended!"
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> so true
25:00 <dematerialised> lol Matthew someone on imgur posted something about sexism because a girl gamer got accused of cheating
25:00 <Skirmish> If you want to get angry matthew get on youtube and watch the MTV Decoded shows. 
25:00 <dematerialised> its fucking out of hand
25:00 <Clarkson> renee got fucked in the ass
25:00 <Matthew> i told a woman to "get fucked" in 2004 ... i immediately must HATE all woman
26:00 <Loof> radical feminism out of control
26:00 <Skirmish> They have a show on how race is a social construct. 
26:00 <Loof> one day all men will be locked up
26:00 <Loof> boys will have their genitals amputated at birth
26:00 <Matthew> LOL
26:00 <Matthew> i am youtubing mtv decoded tbh
27:00 <Skirmish> Loof: There already is a femo that wants that. Camps for all men that can be released to be with women only and then go back to the camp when not wanted/needed. 
27:00 <Loof> wouldn't surprise me Skirmish
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1JQUG7doCE
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Top Feminist Says Put Men in Concentration Camps Views: 347,393 Uploader: Paul Joseph Watson Uploaded: Sep 12, 2015 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.90
27:00 <Loof> what's worse are the white knights that support this shit just looking to score browny points to get laid
27:00 <Loof> so sad
28:00 <TheRon> bit harsh
28:00 <Serenity> i wish i could just put people in a camp like everyone
28:00 <Matthew> I am offended because the video link you just posted had the words 'concentration camps' in it ... and you are being disrespectful to the Jews
28:00 <Matthew> how dare you tbh
28:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is in touch with her inner nazi. 
28:00 <Loof> now he's pulling the piss lol
28:00 <Loof> i like it
28:00 <faux> yeah i wouldnt limit it to just men
28:00 <faux> fuck that
28:00 <faux> id stash all retards away
28:00 <faux> and accidentally set them on fire
29:00 <Skirmish> I like the new Loof. He's not a total dickstick. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Let's keep the new Loof. 
29:00 <Matthew> omg MEL on FAMILY FEUD... stop fucking choking
29:00 <Loof> weed is a hell of a drug
29:00 <Loof> glad i'm off it
29:00 <TheRon> she hot?
29:00 <Skirmish> Congrats. 
29:00 <Loof> nearly a year now :)
29:00 <Loof> ty :)
29:00 <faux> good
30:00 <Loof> will be  a year in august
30:00 <faux> 4 me 2
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <faux> since i started transitioning 
30:00 <Loof> rofl
30:00 <TheRon> i ain't missing you at all
31:00 <Skirmish> Is this the part where we all find out Joggo is actually a girl? 
31:00 <faux> Skirmish: 
31:00 <Matthew> good evening to the authentic amelia
31:00 <amelia> good evening maffew
32:00 <faux> i will cut your cock off if you say that word again
32:00 <Clarkson> i orgasm buckets of mayo
32:00 <Matthew> who here drinks NORMAL coke ?
32:00 <TheRon> Matthew: did the smouldering jimmy smits do it for you?
32:00 <amelia> back to my crease in the couch
32:00 <Skirmish> ooops I forgot that you didn't like it. What should we refer to him/her as? 
32:00 <Matthew> no he doesn't actually
33:00 <Serenity> coke is feral no matter what kind it is
33:00 <faux> D
33:00 <faux> jst cal him D
33:00 <Matthew> your opinion is noted
33:00 <Skirmish> Ok. D. Hangin with the D. 
33:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
33:00 <amelia> j word is not permitted?
33:00 <amelia> I don't understand the ploblem
33:00 <Skirmish> No the j word just got my penis threatened. 
33:00 <faux> good
34:00 <amelia> can you explain why its such an issue
34:00 <Skirmish> I thought it was a GoT reference initially. 
34:00 <Matthew> VOGUE
35:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of ... is it ready to download yet? 
35:00 <Serenity> please no spoilers
35:00 <Serenity> iev only just started up this got thing
35:00 <Matthew> fuck who is the new hottie on Neighbours... delicious
35:00 <Skirmish> Downloading now
35:00 <amelia> you need to delete fb Serenity
35:00 <amelia> its fuckin bs for spoiling got
35:00 <Serenity> no i dont have cunt friends that post spoilers
36:00 <Clarkson> <+amsy> supreme court justice <Doodle> amsy said tit <+Skrotus> I like tit
36:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil is the cunt that drops spoilers. 
36:00 <Serenity> yeah
36:00 <amelia> its the liked pages that fuckin spoil it
36:00 <Serenity> he used to do it all the time with TB
36:00 <Serenity> yeah i pretty much unliked all my liked pages
36:00 <Serenity> cause theyve all just become spam
37:00 <TheRon> i can't live if  livin' is with out you
37:00 <Serenity> SEE THESE 15 THINGS KIMKARDASHIAN DOES EVERY WEEK
37:00 <Matthew> i would unlike as well
37:00 <Matthew> hate that fucking family
37:00 <Serenity> i love them
37:00 <Serenity> with all me art
37:00 <robot> LOL
37:00 <robot> hi FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG
37:00 <Matthew> i hate all of them. they are PIGS
37:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> hai fwend
38:00 <Skirmish> Plivo having a rage in pm? 
38:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> no this was from his previous rage
38:00 <Serenity> hes been on the blob for like 36 hours straight now
39:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> on the comedown*
39:00 <Matthew> TheRon, what is your favourite Madonna song?
39:00 <Serenity> come down.. rags... not a lot of difference lets be fair
39:00 <Serenity> both turn you psycho
39:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> also very true
39:00 <TheRon> papa don't preach
39:00 <Matthew> oh ok...
40:00 <TheRon> bad?
40:00 <Matthew> it doesn't make my top 10 tbh
41:00 <TheRon> vogue?
41:00 <Serenity> god damn it every time i shave someones hair i feel like ive got 3423423 bits of hair stuck in me throat
41:00 <Matthew> that is in my top 5, yes
41:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> did you shave shadows pubes
42:00 <Serenity> shaved his eyebrows off
42:00 <Matthew> shave or wax ??
42:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> good wifey
42:00 <Matthew> i had my brows waxed last week and my nostrils too
42:00 <TheRon> i ask women that all thei time
42:00 <Skirmish> http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/06/27/08/55/us-lawyer-wins-fans-with-oddball-ads   <---- HAHA This guy is nuts
42:00 <Serenity> ouch
42:00 <TheRon> shave or wax
43:00 <Matthew> i prefer wax as it stays away for longer ... my friend is a beauty therapist and does me at her house
43:00 <Matthew> she is lush
43:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> doea nostrils hurt
43:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> does
43:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> show me your brows maffew
43:00 <Matthew> i will now tbh
43:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> yay
44:00 <Matthew> it doesn't hurt when somebody else does it
44:00 <Skirmish> TEXAS LAW HAWK! *SCREEEEEECH*
44:00 <Matthew> i used to buy the nads shit a couple of years back and do it myself and i would actually CRY it was so painful
44:00 <Serenity> im a plucker
44:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> plucking nooooooo
44:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> i get mine threaded
45:00 <Skirmish> Why can't you use hair remover on your face? Like the stuff that is meant to just disolve the hair and you then wipe it away. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Sounds a lot easier. 
45:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> it doesn't work as good
45:00 <Serenity> because its shit
45:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> and no shape
45:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. 
45:00 <Serenity> and grows back in like 2 days
45:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> and it comes back quicker
45:00 <Skirmish> Might go get electrolosis. 
46:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> I wants IPL
46:00 <TheRon> get into the groove
46:00 <Matthew> you breathe so much easier when you get them done
46:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> i want eyebrow pic maffew
47:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> boys are lucky you get nice thick ones
47:00 <Serenity> i wanna get me nani waxed
47:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> and eyelashes too
47:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> why don't you get it waxed den
47:00 <Skirmish> I am a black belt in this martial art. https://www.facebook.com/McDojoLife/videos/985398231573787/
47:00 <Serenity> cause im a sook rofl
47:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> its like 15mins
47:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> you be right you've had children
47:00 <Matthew> never touch your eyelashes
48:00 <Matthew> the longer the better, especially in guys
48:00 <Serenity> god me labours were barely longer than 15 mins gimme abreak
48:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> jeezus
48:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> the first one wouls hurt tho
48:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> after that you be sweet
49:00 <Serenity> i dont want to terrify the poor bitch doing it either
49:00 <Serenity> my thighs look like two giant nutsacks with the blls removed
49:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> they see much worse
50:00 <Skirmish> You could end up with a side bitch Serenity
50:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> i asked her she said they all look the same to her these days
50:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> i don't think they give a shit
50:00 <Clarkson> laziest cunt on earth
51:00 <Skirmish> Nothing beats waxed imo
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> werd
51:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> IPL wouls beat wax
51:00 <Serenity> yuh
52:00 <couleurs> HeY aLL
52:00 <Skirmish> I meant from the guys perspective. Same end result yah? 
52:00 <dematerialised> hello blue
52:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> IPL is permanent
52:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> with sessions in between
52:00 <Skirmish> I must make my wife get it
52:00 <dematerialised> taiwan number one!
53:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> if you pay for it, I'm sure she'd be down
53:00 <Skirmish> She's got a job she can pay for it herself. 
53:00 <Skirmish> I will bribe her with more visits to pound town. 
53:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> then you will not make her do anything
54:00 <couleurs> taiwon nuber oen
54:00 <faux> worst husband ever
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <Serenity> can you get ipl on your face amelia?
54:00 <faux> pay for your wife cunt
54:00 <Skirmish> am not
55:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> yes
55:00 <Serenity> id love to get me eyebrows done
55:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> you can get it all over but the effectiveness depends on your hair type
55:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> I think it works better on darker hair
56:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> cos the light picks it up easier than finer/lighter hair
56:00 <Serenity> ive got fairly coarse hair
56:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> so it works well on indians etc
56:00 <Serenity> be good on asians
56:00 <Skirmish> Going to watch GoT I'm out. 
56:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> i think face a good spot to test it on
56:00 <Serenity> or me mo
57:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> yah lip be good
57:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> and armpits
57:00 <Serenity> ohh armpits would be fucking great
57:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> imagine never having armpit hair
57:00 <Serenity> i get such a rash when i shave
57:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> I think it takes like up to 12 consecutive sessions
58:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> then after that you do follow up sessions evey 6 months or so
58:00 <Serenity> bet your gina would take ages
58:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> each sesh is pretty pricey
58:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> but would be cost effective in the long run in comparison to waxing etc
58:00 <Serenity> rich hairless cunts
59:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> ahahahaa werd
00:00 <Loof> i just pick the hairs out of my nose, makes me sneeze
00:00 <Loof> rip em out
01:00 <Loof> i remember when i went to tafe my tutor had like a three inch thick hair coming out of his nose, got i wanted to yank it out
01:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/PorUnMundoSinMatematicasbyErick/videos/421030604734008/
01:00 <Serenity> yuck loof lol
02:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkOl6kSGH8o
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: White girls dancing. Views: 14,984 Uploader: Johnny Rei Uploaded: Jun 4, 2016 Duration: 1m49s Rating: 4.33
03:00 <robot> LOL
03:00 <Loof> hahahahaha
04:00 <dematerialised> whenever i am feelign sad
04:00 <dematerialised> i will watch that video
04:00 <dematerialised> and never be sad again
05:00 <Serenity> amelia is the one in the blue with the white shoes on
06:00 <FaT-CRoaTiaN^PiG> FUCK YEAH I AM
06:00 <dematerialised> amelia your name offends me
06:00 <dematerialised> please change it
07:00 <President_Trump> it's racist
07:00 <dematerialised> ty
07:00 <President_Trump> change it to Mrs_President_Trump
07:00 <couleurs> Triggered.
07:00 <amelia> no you husky voiced fuckhead
08:00 <dematerialised> oh my
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> such anger
09:00 <President_Trump> she has a lot of built up sexual tension toward me
09:00 <dematerialised> i think she'd rather fuck a piece of balsa wood tbh
10:00 <Skirmish> A square piece. 
10:00 <President_Trump> why would you think that?
10:00 <Serenity> my tongue went all funny just then rofl
10:00 <Skirmish> Just a hunch
10:00 <dematerialised> lol
10:00 <President_Trump> i was talking to the other one
10:00 <Serenity> thers another amelia?
10:00 <President_Trump> no the other person who commented
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <dematerialised> he's remembering the rule
11:00 <dematerialised> good work
11:00 <Serenity> well im just confused
11:00 <amelia> wot rule
11:00 <faux> my ass is killing me
11:00 <Clarkson> good shit but hey
11:00 <dematerialised> he's not allowed to mention me
11:00 <dematerialised> otherwise its a ban
11:00 <faux> no Clarkson terrible shit
11:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahaha
11:00 <Clarkson> only bought it on fucking yesterday
11:00 <faux> hence the pain
11:00 <Serenity> OH rofl
11:00 <amelia> cos of lullabies
11:00 <dematerialised> exactly
11:00 <Skirmish> [19:17] <@faux> my ass is killing me  <--- Cause of D?
11:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHA
11:00 <faux> no
11:00 <faux> we havent boned
11:00 <faux> yet
11:00 <President_Trump> he was having a cry
11:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxY___mqgZw
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eazy-E - I'd Rather Fuck You Views: 5,343,498 Uploader: TheGhettoLife Uploaded: Oct 13, 2007 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.84
12:00 <amelia> no lullabies for trump
12:00 <faux> also no one has ever entered my ass
12:00 <Loof> and lived
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <Loof> sorry
12:00 <faux> oh
12:00 <amelia> you know how much dis girl fart n poops
12:00 <Clarkson> she had the tiny kangaroo on her butthole
12:00 <faux> its ok you can fit a family in there
12:00 <faux> i did not clarky 
12:00 <Clarkson> i dont fuckin even care about it now
12:00 <amelia> ain't no one game enough to enter there
13:00 <dematerialised> i dunno
13:00 <dematerialised> i reckon faux's butt is quite nice
13:00 <amelia> de outside ye
13:00 <Loof> i like her voice, it's cute
13:00 <amelia> de inside is hell
13:00 <faux> excuse me
13:00 <faux> u fuck
13:00 <Clarkson> just bills and crap that have to be done I've not got around to this week
13:00 <faux> i baby wipe
13:00 <faux> then toilet paper wipe
13:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf amelia
13:00 <amelia> aaaaaahaahhaahhahaahahahaha
13:00 <dematerialised> like,
13:00 <dematerialised> what the actual fuck
13:00 <dematerialised> lol
13:00 <faux> dont u start @ me w hygiene
13:00 <amelia> ahahahaahah wot!
13:00 <amelia> wot i do now demat
14:00 <dematerialised> talking about the inside of faux's butt
14:00 <amelia> ok fair call
14:00 <dematerialised> yeah just calm down mate
14:00 <dematerialised> ok
14:00 <amelia> point taken
14:00 <dematerialised> it's that spray throat medicine
14:00 <amelia> it worked a treat
14:00 <amelia> its soso good
14:00 <amelia> i highly recommend
15:00 <amelia> or maybe it's jus the codeine talkin
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah
15:00 <dematerialised> it might be thta
15:00 <dematerialised> :P
15:00 <amelia> I having tomorrow off
15:00 <Skirmish> Me too! 
15:00 <Skirmish> Twinsies! 
15:00 <Lumeah> Lucu
15:00 <amelia> i will def finish oitnb
15:00 <amelia> omgosh more phone fun
15:00 <dematerialised> i cant i have webinars and shit to do
15:00 <dematerialised> yaaaaaaaaaay
15:00 <robot> sometimes when i go to the shops i run into amelia n im like y does ur trolley only contain pita bread and chicken fillets shes like its 4 my new diet
16:00 <amelia> webinars?
16:00 <dematerialised> web conference meetings
16:00 <President_Trump> Mrs_President_Trump how was your day?
16:00 <amelia> Ohhhh pita bread wraps
16:00 <dematerialised> i get to talk to a guy in israel
16:00 <dematerialised> and then ireland
16:00 <dematerialised> about techy shit
17:00 <amelia> super funs
17:00 <amelia> do you make fun of their accents
17:00 <dematerialised> yes
17:00 <amelia> PoTaTo
17:00 <faux> israelis have the best accents
17:00 <dematerialised> i can barely understand the irish guy lol
17:00 <faux> gL with Ireland 
17:00 <faux> lok
17:00 <faux> worst 
17:00 <amelia> ahahahah irish talk so fast
17:00 <dematerialised> coz its over the web and its all a blue
17:00 <dematerialised> blur*
17:00 <amelia> and when they say bye they don't jus say it once
17:00 <amelia> they say
17:00 <dematerialised> bye bye, bye, bye
17:00 <faux> no i think u meant its all a blue
17:00 <amelia> bye bye bai bai bye bye bie
18:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
18:00 <dematerialised> its like, just one bye will do mate
18:00 <dematerialised> two if you're trying to be cute
18:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
18:00 <amelia> bubububububye
18:00 <robot> ok nsync
18:00 <faux> aLol
18:00 <robot> or backstreet boys
19:00 <faux> nsync
19:00 <Skirmish> 5IVE
19:00 <robot> yea i like nsync
19:00 <robot> that JTT is cute
19:00 <dematerialised> there's a grafitti tag around my work in east perth called "s club 7"
19:00 <dematerialised> i shit you not
19:00 <faux> whats teh middle T for
19:00 <dematerialised> i will take a photo of it tomorrow
19:00 <faux> hahha
20:00 <amelia> you works in east perth
20:00 <robot> Taylor
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah meels
20:00 <robot> Jonathon Taylor Timberlake
20:00 <Skirmish> This episode of GoT is awesome. 
20:00 <amelia> dats a trek
20:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure i already told you where i work
20:00 <robot> ok no spoilers or i am leaving instantly
20:00 <dematerialised> nah its only 20 minutes straight down guildford road
20:00 <Skirmish> No, no spoliers
20:00 <amelia> oh i don't fink you did?
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah pretty sure i did
20:00 <dematerialised> when we first started chatting
20:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
20:00 <dematerialised> i think you have forgotten
20:00 <dematerialised> your memory is like mine haha
20:00 <couleurs> Spoilers: Some1 Dies
20:00 <amelia> i forget very easily
21:00 <robot> colours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <amelia> where you work
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> in a toilet bowl
21:00 <robot> ohhhhh yes
22:00 <amelia> when i used to work in east perth i was walking down bennett st very happy with my schnitzel sandwich from de lunch bar up the road and den a ute drove past with a boy hanging out waving de biggest blackest dildo @ me
22:00 <Clarkson> those miserable assholes just want to make other people as miserable as they are, so i'm not going to make an effort to make them feel better
22:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah one of our offices is on bennett street
22:00 <Skirmish> I will only say that after 19mins it's OMFG!!!
22:00 <amelia> ohhhh
23:00 <robot> i was gonna say that was me amelia
23:00 <robot> but if it was me then it would be a pink dildo
23:00 <amelia> hahahaha i would not be surprised
23:00 <amelia> I was shocked
23:00 <robot> haha
23:00 <Loof> that is fucking hilarious
23:00 <Loof> man i'm dying
23:00 <robot> ok cheer up Loof
23:00 <dematerialised> please don't die Loof
23:00 <amelia> but den i remembered i had schnitzel sandwich and continued on my merry way
23:00 <Loof> just trying to eat her lunch they DILDO!!!
23:00 <robot> <colours> get well soon
24:00 <faux> whale*
24:00 <couleurs> No.
24:00 <dematerialised> my first aid certificate is expired
24:00 <dematerialised> i cant help you if you die
24:00 <dematerialised> just fyi
24:00 <robot> k
24:00 <robot> he can but he wont
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah
24:00 <dematerialised> because your family will sue e
24:00 <dematerialised> me
24:00 <dematerialised> and i dont need that kind of negativity in my life
25:00 <Loof> just the way she told it, was gold
25:00 <Loof> i need sleep
25:00 <Loof> think i'm delerious
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah sleep deprivation will do that
26:00 <Loof> i get all giggly when i need sleep
26:00 <robot> we do too
26:00 <faux> clarkson tell me a love story
26:00 <Clarkson> that's 1 big cock pic
26:00 <faux> hot
27:00 <couleurs> Clarkson i hate u
27:00 <Clarkson> are you a faggot Pieter
27:00 <robot> Clarkson do u like me
27:00 <Clarkson> shes fucking crazy
28:00 <robot> i said me not amelia
28:00 <couleurs> Clarkson i'm not Pieter, go 2 specs avers u idiet
28:00 <Clarkson> fucking hell i wish this movie would finish downloading lol
28:00 <amelia> oi
28:00 <robot> sometimes i feel like Clarkson isn't truly paying attention
28:00 <Clarkson> she had her fkn gay marriage agenda the whole time
53:00 <Skirmish> Best phrase from this episode so far ... 'What are they doing? Trimming their cunt hairs? Send them in here!"
54:00 <dematerialised> what happens immediately after that
54:00 <dematerialised> is awesome
54:00 <Skirmish> YES! 
54:00 <Skirmish> But we cannot say
54:00 <dematerialised> surprise motherfucker!
54:00 <amelia> SHHHHH
54:00 <Skirmish> You will get us banned. 
54:00 <amelia> I will lose my godamn shit
54:00 <Clarkson> sick cunt in a BAD way *
54:00 <dematerialised> haha
54:00 <amelia> it really boils my broccoli when peope spoil shit
54:00 <dematerialised> i would never spoil it
55:00 <dematerialised> other than to say suprise motherfucker
55:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSEfx6D8mA
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dexter: Surprise Motherfucker Views: 928,602 Uploader: ZOAPlNG Uploaded: Mar 3, 2013 Duration: 0m3s Rating: 4.90
55:00 <amelia> HE WAS MY FAVE
55:00 <amelia> swore so much
59:00 <couleurs> Dexter was Great. Then it got Good. Then Bad. Then Great Again. And Finally, Ridiculously Bad. 
00:00 <Doodle> mm broccoli
00:00 <Loof> just doubled in price
00:00 <Loof> sucks
00:00 <Loof> cause my kid was just starting to love it
01:00 <Loof> now it's $6 a kg
01:00 <Skirmish> HOLY FUCK! 
01:00 <Doodle> we're all held to ransom by all the big broccoli cartels
01:00 <nubbymcnu> feed your kid dog food from the can
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <nubbymcnu> saves washing dishes
01:00 <nubbymcnu> life hack
01:00 <Loof> yeah i'm gonna feed my kid dogfood ok
01:00 <Doodle> if you give him meaty bites his coat will be shiny
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Loof> isn't brocolli a winter veg
03:00 <Loof> dont get why it's doubled
03:00 <nubbymcnu> too good for dog food lah dee dah
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <nubbymcnu> you are raising a spoiled entitled kid
03:00 <Loof> rofl
03:00 <Skirmish> That speech gave me goosebumps! 
03:00 <Doodle> if it was from a politician we dont care
03:00 <dematerialised> how is lady mormont Skirmish lol
03:00 <dematerialised> she looks like she'd bite your ankles off
04:00 <dematerialised> in a heartbeat
04:00 <Skirmish> I ZAY NUZZINK
04:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/5btYjMA.jpg?1
05:00 <dematerialised> haha
05:00 <dematerialised> exactly
05:00 <dematerialised> bamf right there
05:00 <Skirmish> lol yes!
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <dematerialised> you know she's gonna die
05:00 <Doodle> game of thrones and Picard, 2 reasons to leave
05:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <Doodle> but 1 rason to stay
05:00 <Doodle> e
06:00 <faux> hi
06:00 <amelia> raisin
06:00 <Picard> rason hey
06:00 <Doodle> ye
06:00 <Doodle> FUCKEN RASON
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Doodle> WUT U GUNA DO
06:00 <faux> wait am i teh reason
06:00 <faux> oh good
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hoobastank-The Reason.mp3 (8.97MB 128kbps Stereo 9:47)
06:00 <faux> carry on
06:00 <faux> lol omg
06:00 <faux> nostalgia
06:00 <Doodle> he loves a bit of stank i hear
06:00 <faux> AND THE REASON IS YOOOOOOU
07:00 <faux> me neighbour brought over some more lava cake 
07:00 <faux> now i am all choco'd out
07:00 <dematerialised> nom
07:00 <Skirmish> Crossed a line there Doodle. 
07:00 <Doodle> haha
07:00 <faux> now im sippin me wine
07:00 <faux> *sip*
07:00 <faux> -- partay
07:00 <Serenity> mm chocolate
07:00 <Loof> nightcap?
07:00 <Loof> i use it to sleep
07:00 <dematerialised> i just realised this song is from need for speed
07:00 <dematerialised> no wonder i recognise it
08:00 <faux> fuk ye
08:00 <Doodle> n4s4l
08:00 <faux> need for speed rules
08:00 <dematerialised> i remember playing the first one back on me playstation
08:00 <faux> although not gonna lie i am one of those people that turns her whole body with the controller
08:00 <couleurs> cootos 4 ur need 4 speed
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> when it was still called road and track
08:00 <dematerialised> doge viper ftw
08:00 <Doodle> much v10
09:00 <faux> pr pres teh button harder thinking itll go faster
09:00 <Loof> the newest one is dogshit tho
09:00 <Doodle> very ram
09:00 <faux> good times
09:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I stick my controller up me butt :P
09:00 <Doodle> -- doge viper
09:00 <dematerialised> lol
09:00 <Loof> i need a good racing game
09:00 <dematerialised> there is no such thing any more
09:00 <Skirmish> That dragon queen is one sexy bitch. 
09:00 <Loof> cunts just ram you in gta
09:00 <Clarkson> Matthew you started being a total bitch to simba, it wasn;t him
09:00 <Doodle> mario kart 64
10:00 <dematerialised> the last good one was DiRT 2
10:00 <faux> all me mates are controllers
10:00 <faux> -- shads
10:00 <dematerialised> infact dirt 2 wasnt even that great
10:00 <dematerialised> dirt is the last good one
10:00 <Loof> trackmania turbo is ok, i should try it more
10:00 <dematerialised> i play heaps of trackmania
10:00 <amsy> me 2
10:00 <faux> cendy crush
10:00 <Skirmish> Well. That was fucking ace. Rather than the normal GoT season ender where it's just one OMFG this was one that from start to finish. MUST WATCH 5/5 *Borat voice*
10:00 <faux> hi bb
11:00 <Loof> i like being able to just restart the race instantly
11:00 <amsy> hi xx
11:00 <dematerialised> makes me giggle when i win maps over people in like the top 10000 world rankings
11:00 <faux> hi
11:00 <Doodle> i wish they would just fucken bring forza out on ps4 and kick polyphony to the kerb
11:00 <amsy> Hello
11:00 <Doodle> fucking gran turismo
11:00 <Loof> i want gt7
11:00 <Doodle> it will be shit
11:00 <Doodle> sick of it
11:00 <Loof> damn
11:00 <Doodle> sick of gt's shit
11:00 <Doodle> 2000 mx5's and shit sound
11:00 <Doodle> no damage
11:00 <Doodle> its gay
11:00 <Clarkson> beehhh is the only gay in the village
11:00 <Skirmish> Sick of their hinting that I need to buy their currency. 
12:00 <dematerialised> thats my line Clarkson!
12:00 <Clarkson> i just blew a stinky fart
12:00 <Loof> 12yo's just ram you on gta
12:00 <Doodle> reverse pedo
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <dematerialised> lie, cheat and steal
13:00 <Loof> when you don't have to worry about damage racing games suck
13:00 <Loof> it becomes a derby
13:00 <Doodle> yeah
13:00 <Doodle> project cars is good but hard
14:00 <Loof> do you eventually get to pick what cars you want?
14:00 <Doodle> ye
14:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> So am I :p
14:00 <Doodle> you choose teams etc
14:00 <Doodle> career mode stuff
14:00 <Doodle> the usual
14:00 <Doodle> grid did it better tho
14:00 <Loof> get those emails from teams but they choose a car for me
15:00 <Doodle> yeah its got a shit interface its fucken hard to know who you're driving for half the time
15:00 <Loof> yeah the interface sucks
15:00 <Loof> maybe i should try driveclub
15:00 <Loof> it's free
15:00 <Doodle> i was tempted
15:00 <Doodle> oh is it
15:00 <Loof> yeah
15:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah of course
15:00 <dematerialised> test drive unlimited
15:00 <dematerialised> also great
16:00 <Doodle> free on ps store?
16:00 <Loof> yeah
16:00 <Doodle> :o
16:00 <Doodle> for ps plus only?
16:00 <Loof> go into free to play
16:00 <Loof> not sure
16:00 <Doodle> might have to check it out
16:00 <Loof> but it's in the free to play section
16:00 <Doodle> i'll have a look after i do me homework
16:00 <Loof> cool
17:00 <robot> fuck.  homework.  i'm gonna have to do that soon
17:00 <Doodle> which might be december
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <Serenity> im about ready to do an entire cheesecake
17:00 <robot> me too
18:00 <Loof> mmm cheesecake
18:00 <robot> yum
18:00 <Loof> with strawberry sauce on it
18:00 <Doodle> sezz i got that benz pic from china https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/13475115_10154040427787839_3772853474135617442_o.jpg
18:00 <Doodle> to help with me proposal
18:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/cw4dEe4.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> ooh
19:00 <Doodle> new s-class coupe
19:00 <Serenity> oh lord wont you buy me a mercedes benz
19:00 <faux> whos teh lucky lady
19:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6jCdUaaE1Q
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Silversun Pickups- Lazy Eye (with lyrics) Views: 1,710,665 Uploader: XxSoCcErxX007 Uploaded: Mar 29, 2009 Duration: 6m13s Rating: 4.87
20:00 <Doodle> lol its me bro in law faux
20:00 <Loof> i even get scared when i hear cars drive fast past my house, car phobia sucks :(
20:00 <faux> no i mean who u proposing too
20:00 <faux> o
20:00 <Loof> i love them in games tho
20:00 <Doodle> oh hahaha
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <Doodle> research proposal
20:00 <dematerialised> i knew a girl that had a legit car phobia
20:00 <Loof> i have it bad
20:00 <Serenity> did u run her over
20:00 <Doodle> bettina says she is scared of cars
20:00 <dematerialised> she used to freak out when i took her to the shops and back whenever a car would come towards us on the passenger side
20:00 <Doodle> but i think she just wants to stab me
20:00 <dematerialised> but she was in an accident where she got hit by a bus though
21:00 <dematerialised> so i think that;s fair
21:00 <Loof> my heartbeat is like 3409530948 beats a second even sitting in one
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <Serenity> id hate that so much
21:00 <Serenity> welll.. im not sure anyone loves it lol
21:00 <Loof> it sucks
21:00 <faux> phew
21:00 <Doodle> few
21:00 <dematerialised> coincidentally she was also coming onto me very hard back then and i didnt notice because im a retard lol
22:00 <dematerialised> miss opportunities everywhere!
22:00 <faux> was ready to trident a bitch
22:00 <dematerialised> brb pooping
22:00 <faux> are you the same in buses and trains Loof 
22:00 <Loof> nah
22:00 <Doodle> who u tridenting
22:00 <Doodle> without me
22:00 <Loof> just cars
22:00 <faux> teh bitch u proposin to
22:00 <Serenity> driving with my mum is like driving with mrs bucket
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:00 <Doodle> i'm not retarded
22:00 <Serenity> WATCH OUT FOR THAT COW IN THAT FIELD
22:00 <faux> good
22:00 <Serenity> ye ty
22:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
23:00 <faux> ans the cow is 4 m away?
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <Serenity> or theres a car 200m away THAT CAR IS BRAKING
23:00 <Serenity> yah thanks i can see it...
23:00 <Doodle> SARAH THIS IS A CHILDRENS PLAYGROUND
23:00 <Doodle> yea ok mum i no
23:00 <Serenity> i hate driving with her
24:00 <Doodle> my mum is too terrified to talk in my car
24:00 <faux> my mum is annoying.. after a stop sign she rolls past lookin left and right til shes basically in the mddle of the road
24:00 <Doodle> she thinks its a lamborghini
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> skeeta drives everywhere in 3rd gear
24:00 <Doodle> and hardly uses her brakes
24:00 <Serenity> rofl
24:00 <faux> im like IF  A CAR WAS COMING ITS GONNA HIT US BY NOW
24:00 <faux> shes so paranoid 
25:00 <Doodle> they all drive like that in tassie
25:00 <Serenity> im gonna get done at a stop sign one day
25:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
25:00 <Serenity> theres so many around here on roads that have like 1 car a fortnight
26:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/48laJC8wYl4
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Islamic remix dance Views: 942,203 Uploader: Giu Pels Uploaded: Nov 1, 2015 Duration: 2m6s Rating: 4.58
26:00 <faux> skeet da elite
26:00 <Doodle> ehehee
29:00 <faux> hot
29:00 <dematerialised> i just did a fantastic poop
29:00 <couleurs> Howdy, Stranger !
30:00 <dematerialised> had the right smell and colour and everything
30:00 <faux> i did a terrible one earlier
30:00 <faux> it hurt so bad
30:00 <Loof> been eating lots of veggies dematerialised?
30:00 <dematerialised> yeah loof a bit more than usual
30:00 <Loof> they make you do awesome poops
30:00 <dematerialised> it was a big poop too
30:00 <dematerialised> like the size of me forearm
30:00 <Loof> nice
30:00 <faux> pox
30:00 <Serenity> jesus
30:00 <faux> yes my dear 
30:00 <dematerialised> no pics faux
31:00 <faux> oh
31:00 <dematerialised> i will not devolve to pics of poop
31:00 <faux> ye me 2
31:00 <faux> what r we pieter
31:00 <dematerialised> ye
31:00 <dematerialised> gosh
31:00 <Loof> oh man
31:00 <faux> golly
31:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* 6 hours to download the game I just bought. 
31:00 <Picard> wow
31:00 <Loof> there was no toilet paper
31:00 <dematerialised> i will just share my poop stories
31:00 <Loof> in his poop pic
31:00 <dematerialised> becuase im proud of doing a good poop
31:00 <faux> lol 
31:00 <dematerialised> and i know faux appreciates them
31:00 <faux> neldjwodhxowndlzbsjed
31:00 <Serenity> i havent pooped in 3 days
31:00 <faux> that poop pic was the most rancid thing
31:00 <faux> its still in me head
31:00 <faux> what why sez
32:00 <Loof> just a single unused sheet on the side, he must of gone and got the camera without wiping
32:00 <faux> ive pooped twice during this convo
32:00 <Serenity> cause my body is le shit
32:00 <Loof> and it was black from blood
32:00 <Serenity> that pic was AWFUL
32:00 <faux> :/
32:00 <dematerialised> my nachos make me poop good
32:00 <dematerialised> you should eat more nachos
32:00 <Serenity> it wasnt black from blood thats what heroin does to your shit loof
32:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I'm poopin' right now :p
32:00 <Loof> fark
32:00 <faux> poop so goooood
32:00 <faux> sometimes poop dont feel like it should
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <Loof> he once said if it's a solid poo you don't need to wipe
33:00 <faux> baabbyy poop so goooood
33:00 <Loof> lifehax
33:00 <faux> ew
33:00 <Serenity> i have issues with getting constipated every now n then it sucks
33:00 <dematerialised> poop wheels keep on turning
33:00 <faux> i poop every mornin before breakfast
33:00 <Serenity> cause i dont eat a lot of grains n stuff
33:00 <Loof> eat a big bowl of veggies
33:00 <faux> and then once or teice throughout th day
33:00 <dematerialised> lots of beans
33:00 <dematerialised> and peas
34:00 <faux> coffee 
34:00 <robot> r u comparin poos
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> Oven baked veges in olive oil. Keeps ya regular. 
34:00 <Serenity> yeah cause oil makes you shit
34:00 <dematerialised> pumpkin is good
34:00 <dematerialised> plenty of fibre
34:00 <robot> punkin
34:00 <Serenity> lol pumpkin soup poos
34:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
34:00 <Loof> cheese fucks me up, smelly poops
34:00 <faux> slllllp
34:00 <robot> permpkern
34:00 <Loof> i eat way too much cheese
34:00 <Loof> addicted
34:00 <faux> u know
34:00 <Skirmish> I don't know if oil makes you shit but it sure makes the oven baked veges taste fabulous. 
34:00 <Serenity> i cant eat oil
35:00 <dematerialised> what type of veges are they again Skirmish?
35:00 <Serenity> i cant eat fuck all thats half the issue
35:00 <dematerialised> oven baked?
35:00 <Clarkson> pfft maccas.. 'd have to be near fat cunts then
35:00 <robot> Skirmish said fabulous he is gay exposed
35:00 <faux> if ur poop floats that means theres too much fat in ur diet
35:00 <Clarkson> i find it ironic as hell if someone says what im thinking. because i never do as anybody says.
35:00 <faux> #poopfact202
35:00 <dematerialised> my poops dont float
35:00 <Serenity> i did a vom that floated once after eating maccas
35:00 <amelia> (roat) u fucking dumb slut ill end you
35:00 <amelia> hes back
35:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> END YOU lol
35:00 <Serenity> its like the fkn poltergeist
35:00 <dematerialised> he will end you amelia
35:00 <amelia> bwhahaahhahahahaa
35:00 <Serenity> HES HEREEE
35:00 <dematerialised> are you terrified
36:00 <amelia> i am shakin in ma boots
36:00 <dematerialised> whenever jerome makes irc threats i have the police on speeddial
36:00 <Serenity> thers a snaek in ma boots
36:00 <dematerialised> to come save me
36:00 <amelia> -roat- u fucking bushpig dog
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> im only 1 call away
36:00 <Serenity> lolllll
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill be der 2 save da day
36:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha hes cut he wont stop flooding
36:00 <Stev1eLoZz> Yall!
36:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if jerome loves lumeah too
36:00 <dematerialised> maybe i should start cracking onto her
36:00 <faux> hey yall
36:00 <dematerialised> hey stevie
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi faux
37:00 <faux> gross
37:00 <faux> pis off tropical homo
37:00 <Serenity> hey stevie nix
37:00 <amelia> prob ma fave thing hes ever said to me is "that is the biggest mistake you've ever made" after i banned him from IRC
37:00 <dematerialised> lol meels
37:00 <Serenity> LOL he said that to Doodle the other day meelz
37:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
37:00 <dematerialised> the idea of him being banned by you is hilarious considering how much he wants your irc punani
38:00 <amelia> i was like uhmmm I've done much worse in ma life
38:00 <Skirmish> He has lots of connections in Sydney he told me. Was going to send someone up to Newcastle to 'put me under'. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Underbelly is really just about him. 
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> jerome has claimed to know everyone in sydney...
39:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhq1FDL0NNQ
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> whats that, 4 million people?
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PINK GUY COOKS STIR FRY AND RAPS Views: 3,139,235 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: Feb 12, 2015 Duration: 2m28s Rating: 4.95
40:00 <dematerialised> pink guy is my inner animal
41:00 <faux> sm
42:00 <Loof> fucking ant just spoilered me, why did i accept his friend request
42:00 <Serenity> yeah loof ive stopped following him hes always posting fucking spoilers
43:00 <Loof> fucker
43:00 <Loof> might unfriend him for this
44:00 <Serenity> someone commented and hes like welll... its not really a spoiler read the books..
44:00 <Serenity> OK RUDE
44:00 <amelia> weltum bax
44:00 <Stev1eLoZz> stuff books
44:00 <Loof> yeah that's the spoiler i'm talking about
44:00 <Loof> he just said exactly that
44:00 <Loof> 1 hr ago
44:00 <tobor> thanks you
44:00 <faux> i hate those people
44:00 <faux> turds
45:00 <partay> wtf loof ? Didn't you get busted in a midget porn sting ?
45:00 <faux> Maurice ruined me life when she told me snape killed Dumbledore 
45:00 <Loof> lol what?
45:00 <Loof> midget porn is illegal?
45:00 <Clarkson> telstras gay haha
45:00 <Loof> well there goes my life
46:00 <faux> and my future career
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> it isn't over. dv is a crime but you're still married to her
46:00 <Loof> rofl
47:00 <Loof> um ok
47:00 <Serenity> random
47:00 <dematerialised> just taco being a shit troll
47:00 <dematerialised> as usual
47:00 <faux> yeah
47:00 <faux> next
47:00 <faux> - k8
47:00 <Skirmish> Don't be a cunt to Loof you shitburger. 
47:00 <faux> aw
47:00 <faux> bromance
47:00 <Loof> it's ok no big thank but thanks :)
47:00 <Loof> thang*
47:00 <faux> no big thank
47:00 <dematerialised> hey im with Skirmish, i like this purified Loof
48:00 <Loof> ty <3
48:00 <Serenity> yeah hes alright
48:00 <faux> ye hes ok when hes not yelling
48:00 <Loof> hehehe
48:00 <faux> i need tea
48:00 <Serenity> get ur own ok
48:00 <faux> oh
48:00 <faux> golly
49:00 <Serenity> my tummy urts
49:00 <faux> y 4
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> i can scratch it with my dick
49:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off
49:00 <Serenity> just really bloated n ugh
49:00 <dematerialised> bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
49:00 <Serenity> excuse me zaim calm down please
49:00 <faux> oh sez
49:00 <GoldSpade> he'll be back
49:00 <faux> u needa do poos
49:00 <zaim> omg im fkn calm
50:00 <Serenity> i did about 12 little rabbit poops
50:00 <tobor> r u needin 2 do poos
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <dematerialised> fucken calm down zaim
50:00 <dematerialised> shit
50:00 <Clarkson> I'd replace that screen and flip that shit for MAD PROFITZ YO
50:00 <faux> ziam*
50:00 <faux> u guise r spellin it wrong
50:00 <zaim> krissy.
50:00 <dematerialised> nam
50:00 <faux> DONT
50:00 <Serenity> miaz
50:00 <faux> ill fight u and win
50:00 <zaim> KriSSy^2^NV
50:00 <faux> lmao
50:00 <faux> yuck
50:00 <dematerialised> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> wog4u2nv
51:00 <faux> ziam23q
51:00 <zaim> CuTe^GuY^14
51:00 <zaim> was my first alias
51:00 <zaim> fkn 17 years ago fucken old cunt now
51:00 <faux> mine was BALLER1NA
51:00 <dematerialised> mine has always been dematerialised and i have never had any other nickname ever
51:00 <Doodle> fuk u rite in the deeeeyak
51:00 <faux> im so throaty 
52:00 <Skirmish> AAAAWWWW SNAP! Picture of the twin towers, smoke billowing out of them and superimposed on top is Obi Wan with a speech button saying 'these two explosions, too accurate for sand people'. 
52:00 <faux> thirsty*
52:00 <dematerialised> * dematerialised has also been known as Senpai and 187 other names.
52:00 <Doodle> orly
52:00 <Doodle> oh
52:00 <zaim> i had My^Albanian^Ass for most my mirc yeards
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <faux> zaim thats horrible
52:00 <zaim> dont even
52:00 <zaim> i know man
52:00 <faux> glad i didnt know u then
52:00 <zaim> but i had an albanian ass reputation to uphold
52:00 <zaim> so i kept that for a while
52:00 <faux> WHY HABENT U SHOWN ME YET
52:00 <zaim> then went with zAim
52:00 <faux> been waiting for butt pics forevs
53:00 <Skirmish> CALM YOUR TITS http://smg.photobucket.com/user/thelastvamp2004/media/1380574291314_zpscfd49677.jpg.html
53:00 <dematerialised> welcome to the rice fields, this is how my nipple feels!
54:00 <faux> Skirmish: 
54:00 <faux> wy do u stil use photobucket
54:00 <Skirmish> That's just where that picture is in the world 
54:00 <Skirmish> It's not my photobucket. 
55:00 <faux> oh ok
55:00 <Skirmish> das ok? 
55:00 <faux> no
55:00 <zaim> http://www.members.optushome.com.au/jlgonline/images/AlBo%5EStUd%20My%60Albanian%60Ass%20Mr_T.jpg
55:00 <Skirmish> I have the hiccups
55:00 <zaim> wow googled my ass and look at me in the middle
55:00 <dematerialised> https://youtu.be/gVyFy61SP4U?t=746
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PINK GUY (FULL ALBUM) + FREE DOWNLOAD Views: 6,827,623 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: May 23, 2014 Duration: 37m5s Rating: 4.94
55:00 <faux> aw
56:00 <faux> u were cute
56:00 <zaim> stud
56:00 <amelia> dada
56:00 <dematerialised> a song about my life
56:00 <zaim> still am fucker
56:00 <Clarkson> maybe Bastardly_One is just a shit cunt
56:00 <amelia> dada
56:00 <Doodle> lol faux
56:00 <Doodle> i just herd u on wutzapp
56:00 <Doodle> eeee
56:00 <zaim> i wore kappan of course
56:00 <faux> shh
56:00 <zaim> it was the IN thing.
56:00 <faux> gosh
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <amelia> is zaim in middle
56:00 <faux> IS NOTHING SACRED
56:00 <Doodle> god
56:00 <amelia> kappan or kappa
56:00 <Doodle> soz
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <amelia> such a soccer brand
56:00 <faux> ok i need to tinkle
57:00 <dematerialised> fried rice bitch, you wanna play your cards and roll the dice bitch
57:00 <Picard> fuck this
57:00 <zaim> http://www.members.optushome.com.au/jlgonline/photogallery0.html
57:00 <zaim> fark
57:00 <zaim> http://www.members.optushome.com.au/jlgonline/images/TaNJa_&_zAiM.jpg yeah 
57:00 <Picard> farken
57:00 <dematerialised> i aint no gordon ramsay but i make the best god damn rice you pansies
58:00 <zaim> friends 4 life bro lmao never seen that bitch again after that pic
58:00 <Picard> fuck off you do
58:00 <faux> chapel girl is CuTe
58:00 <zaim> Liz was her name
58:00 <zaim> top girl man
58:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X0nuQ7ptyz  <-- Icanhazhiccups
58:00 <zaim> lost touch..
58:00 <faux> she looks like sammy from jersey shore
59:00 <dematerialised> if you wanna roll with the frying pan, gotta fry with the heart of a china man
59:00 <faux> its weird how everyone on irc back in the day was skinny
59:00 <zaim> man i picked up most of the girls on that site
59:00 <dematerialised> if yuo want a peice of this then get a line you peice of shit
59:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
00:00 <TheRiddler> I am home
00:00 <tobor> r u callin me fat
00:00 <TheRiddler> ahhhh
00:00 <tobor> gross amelia.
00:00 <amelia> wot i do now
00:00 <dematerialised> she's sharing her girl germs with you
00:00 <faux> HAHHAAAAHAAHA
00:00 <faux> rambo muz
00:00 <dematerialised> she's marking her territory
00:00 <tobor> she wants me to get SICK
00:00 <tobor> sick
00:00 <TheRiddler> amelia's butter
00:00 <amelia> i dun like to suffer alones :(
00:00 <amelia> hurro slasheh
00:00 <tobor> aw
01:00 <tobor> excuse me i am nobody's territory
01:00 <dematerialised> hi Fennec_Fox
01:00 <Skirmish> So many girls with Mz_ nicks back then. 
01:00 <dematerialised> stay a while and listen
01:00 <TheRiddler> diablo?
01:00 <dematerialised> of course
01:00 <amelia> i remember mz^qt
01:00 <tobor> yeaaa
01:00 <dematerialised> i also remember mz^qt
01:00 <zaim> mz qt was um
01:00 <zaim> blonde girl
02:00 <amelia> no
02:00 <amelia> brunette
02:00 <zaim> okay nvm
02:00 <amelia> trashy as fuck
02:00 <tobor> shtay a while, and lishten
02:00 <dematerialised> i also remember Princess^Warrior
02:00 <tobor> k sean connery
02:00 <TheRiddler> I remember exhibitiongirl
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <zaim> amelia what year
02:00 <dematerialised> princess had altcaps but i cbf typing that out
02:00 <Skirmish> There was a Mz_ someone in Sydney that put up a pic with hella duck lips so I reposted with Donald Duck beside her in the pic saying 'Hot!'. She quit irc and never came back unless she just changed her nick. 
03:00 <amelia> i dunno i woulda been young hmmm maybe 10 years ago
03:00 <Serenity> bully
03:00 <zaim> ah yeah
03:00 <Skirmish> http://i0.wp.com/www.lawlz.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/meme-am-i-sexy-baby-donald-duck.jpg?fit=600%2C9999     <---- Similar to that. 
03:00 <zaim> hah
03:00 <amelia> fuckin duck lips
03:00 <dematerialised> i cant remember if i was here 10 years ago or if i was on gamesurge/oz.org
03:00 <TheRiddler> jailbaitelia
03:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4z8vRiljs
03:00 <dematerialised> im sure i wasnt using this nick back then
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Girl Makes The Same Face In Every Picture Views: 220,259 Uploader: jameskevingoh Uploaded: Apr 24, 2009 Duration: 2m10s Rating: 4.17
03:00 <amelia> bwahahahhaa
04:00 <dematerialised> wait shit its almost been 10 years since i split with the ex
04:00 <dematerialised> so yes
04:00 <dematerialised> i was here
04:00 <dematerialised> bloody hell...
04:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing you woulf of been 14
04:00 <TheRiddler> abouts
04:00 <Skirmish> AHAHAHAHA ROFL https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/47787546.jpg
04:00 <amelia> 18
04:00 <dematerialised> amelia is a spring chicken
05:00 <amelia> i wishes jellyfishes
05:00 <dematerialised> also i think i remember your old nick in #perth
05:00 <dematerialised> im not sure
05:00 <amelia> mine?
05:00 <dematerialised> yeah
05:00 <amelia> do you remember dark seed haha
06:00 <dematerialised> yes
06:00 <Skirmish> You can tell in some of these pics the girls are totally DTF. 
06:00 <dematerialised> didnt they write it with caps for the start and end letters?
06:00 <amelia> yip
06:00 <dematerialised> im accessing my photographic memory now
06:00 <dematerialised> haha
06:00 <tobor> r u seein cocks
06:00 <dematerialised> lots of cocks
06:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
06:00 <dematerialised> so. many. cocks.
07:00 <amelia> I dun fink i remember your name
07:00 <Skirmish> Hey trump is this the baby doll you guys are always chasing? http://www.members.optushome.com.au/jlgonline/images/BaBy%60DoLL%60.JPG
07:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know what nick i was using back then meels
07:00 <dematerialised> but it wasnt dematerialised
07:00 <amelia> ohhhh
07:00 <dematerialised> at least i dont think it was
07:00 <dematerialised> im legit trying to remember what nick i was usign when i met the ex
07:00 <dematerialised> but i cant remember haha
08:00 <dematerialised> i remember kitten was in the channel with us
08:00 <dematerialised> and somethingabout wolds
08:00 <dematerialised> wolfs
08:00 <amelia> i does not know
08:00 <Skirmish> zaim: This was obviously a while ago ... are we going to see pics of Pieter hitting on all these sluts? 
08:00 <zaim> lmao
08:00 <dematerialised> the guy with wolf in his nick was a goth or seomthing
08:00 <dematerialised> always wore trenchcoats
08:00 <amelia> jeezus
08:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ The VL commo with pink bumpers called pink bits. 
09:00 <zaim> he had a photo on my old website scumshine.com
09:00 <Skirmish> This Porcho Baby is totally DTF. 
09:00 <dematerialised> meels you used to use the same nick as your steam nick yeah?
09:00 <zaim> Skirmish quickest VL in the west that was at one stage
09:00 <zaim> bruno's VL
09:00 <Skirmish> It looks a bit rough. 
10:00 <amelia> and b-queen
10:00 <dematerialised> i reemmber b-queen
10:00 <dematerialised> lol!
10:00 <Skirmish> http://www.members.optushome.com.au/jlgonline/images/Chapel_Girl1.jpg    <--- DTF
10:00 <amelia> or bandit-queen haha
10:00 <dematerialised> fuck why cant i remember what nick i was using
10:00 <TheRiddler> was b-queen the circumcision 1
10:00 <zaim> i wish i kept in touch with chapel girl
10:00 <amelia> ?
10:00 <Matthew> hello amelia
10:00 <TheRiddler> or was that someone else
10:00 <amelia> hai
11:00 <dematerialised> argh now that you told me that amelia im annoyed i dont remember much about back then lol
11:00 <dematerialised> that whole period is a haze
11:00 <dematerialised> from like 2007-2010
11:00 <Skirmish> Aww Herro Nurse Rucy!
11:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaaha
11:00 <Picard> tennis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <TheRiddler> the hazy period
11:00 <Serenity> why dont you remember anything
11:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with you
11:00 <amelia> I was jus a shithead if anything
11:00 <dematerialised> i dunno sezz
11:00 <Serenity> you are a shit head nothing was about it luv
11:00 <Picard> moron maybe?
11:00 <dematerialised> it was after i broke up with the ex and became an alcoholic
11:00 <amelia> bwahaahaha
11:00 <dematerialised> thats probably why
11:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember much that period either
11:00 <dematerialised> just completely blanked it out
12:00 <amelia> do you remember Buttons
12:00 <dematerialised> yep
12:00 <amelia> I was mean to her :(
12:00 <TheRiddler> you meany
12:00 <Matthew> hello to the sizzling sexy Serenity
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <amelia> i knowwwwww
12:00 <Serenity> haha buttons why do i know that nick
12:00 <dematerialised> argh so annoyed, i legit remember these names
12:00 <dematerialised> yet not who i was
12:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:00 <amelia> I would prob apologize if i saw her
12:00 <dematerialised> im sure i spoke to buttons too
13:00 <TheRiddler> was she a fan of coraline? :p
13:00 <amelia> she got her tits out to chance on cam
13:00 <dematerialised> wait
13:00 <amelia> god i gave her hell
13:00 <dematerialised> buttons
13:00 <Clarkson> you can be my bitch
13:00 <dematerialised> her name was sarah
13:00 <dematerialised> i remember@
13:00 <dematerialised> !
13:00 <dematerialised> she ahd another nick
13:00 <amelia> something about getting tits out really makes me wild
13:00 <dematerialised> what was it
13:00 <amelia> i dun remember her actual name
13:00 <dematerialised> fruitloops
13:00 <Serenity> YEAH DOESNT IT
13:00 <dematerialised> or star something
13:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahah
14:00 <TheRiddler> get your tits out for amelia sezz
14:00 <amelia> haha do it
14:00 <Serenity> no she will call me a useless whore again
14:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/13439002_1081450151937528_426797946573721919_n.jpg?oh=f3318e701dfec4a6894c39c9fd9b0a51&oe=580F7CD5&__gda__=1476873955_e287a0c2863c0d406fec515d9b7dcbd7
14:00 <amelia> I SAID IT LIKE ONE TIME
15:00 <Matthew> what an offensive meme
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> it wasnt directed at you Matthew
15:00 <Doodle> dont stress
15:00 <Matthew> your loss tbh
15:00 <Picard> really----------------->   <dematerialised> it was after i broke up with the ex and became an alcoholic
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:00 <Picard> Matthew hello sexy
16:00 <dematerialised> and homeless
16:00 <dematerialised> in and out of jail
16:00 <dematerialised> best time of my life
16:00 <Picard> fuck me dematerialised
16:00 <Picard> so you are a real loser?
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah man
16:00 <faux> gross
16:00 <dematerialised> the biggest loser
16:00 <Picard> like in B1 category
16:00 <Picard> faux what is gross?
16:00 <faux> you
17:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Coldplay - Clocks Views: 113,748,794 Uploader: Coldplay Official Uploaded: May 27, 2011 Duration: 4m19s Rating: 4.91
17:00 <dematerialised> i dont mind picard trying to be mean
17:00 <Picard> yes i know thats your way of coping with not being able to have me
17:00 <dematerialised> i dont actually give a shit lol
17:00 <Clarkson> can someone fuck this retard off
17:00 <TheRiddler> picard makes dematerialised look hygenic
17:00 <Picard> TheRiddler hows the burgers tonight?
17:00 <Matthew> who is the retard tbh
17:00 <Clarkson> so wheres loof now cause he was pasting shit to me
17:00 <TheRiddler> dont they wash spuds where you're from Picard?
17:00 <dematerialised> im actually proud of going from being alcoholic/homeless to being a successful white-collar professional earning 3 times what picard does
18:00 <Picard> no spuds here cretin
18:00 <Picard> lol 3 times?
18:00 <zaim> so u make 15 bucks an hour now?
18:00 <Picard> so u earn close to 400k?
18:00 <Picard> lol zaim
18:00 <Doodle> lol Picard there is no fucken way u earn over $100k per year AND come on irc
18:00 <Picard> why not Doodle
18:00 <zaim> i earn over 100
18:00 <dematerialised> picard doesnt earn anything
18:00 <zaim> and i mirc
18:00 <Stranger> i do
18:00 <dematerialised> he's like taco
19:00 <Doodle> jesus christ what is wrong with you
19:00 <Picard> whats income got to do with being here?
19:00 <zaim> over 500 a day will get u that
19:00 <Doodle> because people with money have better things to do than irc 
19:00 <Doodle> jesus
19:00 <Picard> living in mildura? lol
19:00 <Doodle> are u bnoth introverted or something
19:00 <Picard> google the fucking shit hole
19:00 <Doodle> lol 
19:00 <Doodle> google mildura
19:00 <Serenity> once was enuff 2 hert me feelins
19:00 <Picard> i dont really like people
19:00 <dematerialised> Serenity what was that channel that I have no recollection of being in?
20:00 <Matthew> why do you always bring up the income debate? I sense some massive iss-ews and insecurities...
20:00 <Serenity> all of them?
20:00 <dematerialised> that you keep having a go at me for
20:00 <TheRiddler> earns 100k a year and has to pay 99k on all his investments
20:00 <Serenity> porcudykes channel
20:00 <Picard> Matthew is makes their dickd feel bigger
20:00 <Serenity> and my channel
20:00 <zaim>  `info
20:00 <Picard> dicks*
20:00 <Serenity> that you were 100% in
20:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:00 <Doodle> 'i earn over $100k a year and in my spare time i like to go online and troll people half my age'
20:00 <zaim> `info
20:00 <zaim> omg
20:00 <dematerialised> what were the channel names though
20:00 <Matthew> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/matt-leblanc-is-planning-to-quit-top-gear-if-co-host-chris-evans/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf29686696
20:00 <Serenity> hers was whores i think
20:00 <dematerialised> thats right
20:00 <zaim> ha! Longie owns this shit
21:00 <zaim> who know
21:00 <Serenity> mine was either emovirginwhores or cbf depends what eyar it wsa
21:00 <TheRiddler> there's smart ppl with 100k and there's picard
21:00 <Serenity> i wish i had snickers pods
21:00 <Loof> and there's smart people who are broke
21:00 <Picard> TheRiddler you should thank me for paying my taxes, every fortnight you get some of them
21:00 <Picard> snickers pods are the best
21:00 <TheRiddler> I live in WA so I dont
22:00 <Picard> oh so you are not part of australia?
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Serenity> you literally pay about $300 a year to welfare ok.. calm down
22:00 <TheRiddler> ^
22:00 <Serenity> also are there bounty ods?
22:00 <Serenity> pods
22:00 <TheRiddler> less than that actually
22:00 <Serenity> if not there should be
23:00 <Picard> really
23:00 <Loof> god i hope so sez
23:00 <TheRiddler> no bounty pods
23:00 <TheRiddler> mars, twix, snickers
23:00 <amelia> there are bounty pods
23:00 <amelia> I am sure of it
23:00 <TheRiddler> there are
23:00 <TheRiddler> ?
24:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen any
24:00 <Serenity> i must investigate
24:00 <Loof> hate to say it but i think TheRiddler is right
24:00 <TheRiddler> they're in UK
24:00 <Serenity> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/207904814_ff13a5419f_m.jpg
24:00 <TheRiddler> someone import us some
24:00 <Loof> google isn't showing anything
24:00 <Serenity> snickers are me faves
24:00 <Picard> $150 billion a year spent on welfare
24:00 <Loof> oh god, nice!@
24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/JPisAmazing/videos/877723139023440/
25:00 <amelia> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/207904814_ff13a5419f_m.jpg
25:00 <amelia> Oh wait
25:00 <amelia> you are quicker
25:00 <amelia> Godamnit
25:00 <Serenity> of course i am
25:00 <Serenity> YOU USELESS WHORE
25:00 <TheRiddler> no wait
25:00 <TheRiddler> nz
25:00 <Serenity> my tits are currently sitting behind me lungs atm
26:00 <Loof> what's the outer bit, the light brown around the outside?
26:00 <TheRiddler> has bounty pods
26:00 <TheRiddler> brb moving to nz
26:00 <Serenity> wafer?
26:00 <Serenity> of some sort
26:00 <Loof> oh man
26:00 <Loof> nice
26:00 <TheRiddler> set aside a sheep for when I get there thanks
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <zaim> behind
26:00 <zaim> wtf
26:00 <Matthew> hello
26:00 <Picard> There are now 824,470 people claiming the Disability Support Pension 
26:00 <Picard> thats a fucking joke
26:00 <Loof> i'm one of them u med?
27:00 <zaim> wtf
27:00 <Picard> 727,778 claiming the Newstart Allowance
27:00 <Picard> another fucking joke
27:00 <Picard> work u lazy fucked up cunts
27:00 <Clarkson> you retarded sack of shit
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> a lot of people claiming dsp should work but a lot cant
28:00 <Picard> Eight out of 10 income taxpayers go to work every day just to pay our $150 billion welfare bill.”
28:00 <TheRiddler> how about see how many are working while on dsp?
28:00 <Loof> you're allowed to
28:00 <TheRiddler> I know
28:00 <TheRiddler> I have to do 8hrs a week
29:00 <TheRiddler> while on dsp
29:00 <Loof> you don't have to surely?
29:00 <Serenity> why is picard so angry about this its weird
29:00 <TheRiddler> well to stay with the work provider I do
29:00 <Loof> damn
29:00 <Serenity> like 5% of the population is unemployed who cares
29:00 <TheRiddler> he cant math sezz
29:00 <Picard> people rort the system
30:00 <Serenity> who gives a shit its not your problem
30:00 <Clarkson> you are on bitch duty
30:00 <amelia> bitch duty
30:00 <Loof> Picard you're getting 100k apparently, if that isn't enough for you then it's your problem mate
30:00 <Loof> why do you care?
30:00 <Serenity> anyone who has done tax in the last 5 years has an itemised list of what they pay for with their tax go and look at yours and sook about the $400 max you pay to welfare a year
30:00 <Picard> thats bullshit Serenity
30:00 <Serenity> its not bullshit
31:00 <dematerialised> its actually not
31:00 <Doodle> Picard if you own a business you get to rort the system more than the rest of us
31:00 <Serenity> they give you a break down list of where your tax goes it literally works out to be one fortnights pay for someone on the dole
31:00 <dematerialised> picard probably voted for Bob Katter
31:00 <Serenity> who fucking cares.
31:00 <Skirmish> Is Picard doing his hollier than thou thing? 
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah
31:00 <Serenity> yes
31:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
31:00 <TheRiddler> he voted abbott
32:00 <Doodle> gingerier than thou
32:00 <TheRiddler> he admitted it
32:00 <dematerialised> probably thought PUP was a legitimate choice
32:00 <Picard> id never vote labor
32:00 <nubbymcnu> i voted abbott
32:00 <nubbymcnu> and all the others
32:00 <nubbymcnu> they all get 1
32:00 <Skirmish> Picard: You come to irc to seek the validation you don't get in real life. That makes me sad because it means you family don't like you much either. I hope you find happiness one day. 
33:00 <TheRiddler> his family hates him I heard
33:00 <Picard> 12.8 million people sent their tax returns to us in the 2012–13 income year.
33:00 <dematerialised> im still not convinced he's not related to his wife through blood
33:00 <dematerialised> they ahve the same noses
33:00 <tobor> look out girls
33:00 <tobor> colours is on the prowl
34:00 <TheRiddler> from the same potato farm
34:00 <dematerialised> the same patch of dirt
34:00 <Skirmish> I can't pay out on his wife. I am sure she was a lovely person with hopes and dreams before she met Picard and he ruined her life. 
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> perth is like 10C' warmer than albany
35:00 <dematerialised> of course it is
35:00 <dematerialised> you're right next to antarctica
35:00 <Serenity> its 11 here atm fkn still cold
35:00 <Loof> i wonder if he'd do the jobs he expects people to work for $600 a week at
35:00 <TheRiddler> not albany 11
35:00 <Serenity> we dont have the ice cold winds you guys get
36:00 <TheRiddler> 11C' feels like 1C'
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah
36:00 <dematerialised> imagine how cold it'd feel on the other side of the ranges lol
36:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll @ Skirmish
36:00 <President_Trump> thats her
36:00 <Picard> Loof u dont work so shut the fuck up
36:00 <Loof> cause $600 a week
37:00 <Loof> blame the minimum wage not me
37:00 <President_Trump> Picard Matthew is here
37:00 <Skirmish> Picking your self loathing tank ass out of bed each morning and facing a day without killing yourself isn't work Picard so you stop pretending too. 
37:00 <couleurs> it's 6c here, stop complainin' u bozos
37:00 <partay> 6°C too
37:00 <dematerialised> BoZo Da CLoWN
37:00 <TheRiddler> even melbourne is warmer than albany
38:00 <Picard> lol Loof u have no skills, you're not worth anymore
38:00 <dematerialised> meanwhile doodel is like, fuck up girls
38:00 <TheRiddler> I've been there in winter
38:00 <Loof> ok lol
38:00 <Skirmish> 10.7 at Nobbys with a wind chill temp of 4.8. 
38:00 <dematerialised> picard calm down your face is going bright red
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish thining he is better than everyone
38:00 <partay> doodle knows this truth....Everyday is a good day when you have a big doodle 
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Picard's irony. 
38:00 <Loof> ikr
39:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I am better than EVERYONE ... just you. 
39:00 <faux> LOL @ faux
39:00 <TheRiddler> the closer we got to albany the cooler the engine got
39:00 <Skirmish> Nobody lol's at Faux. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Very un-lolworthy. 
39:00 <dematerialised> i lol'd when faux did her best chezza voice
39:00 <Loof> why is Picard so angry?
39:00 <dematerialised> because his life is shit
39:00 <faux> ehe
40:00 <TheRiddler> holiday ghost
40:00 <TheRiddler> that's me
40:00 <dematerialised> i just heard me phone go off
40:00 <amelia> question: if a girl fell sleep n dribbled on your chest, would you find it A. Disturbing B. Charming or C. Neutral
40:00 <TheRiddler> picard is angry because he pays more than he earns
41:00 <dematerialised> i would find that cute as fuck meels
41:00 <dematerialised> i'd also take pics
41:00 <dematerialised> as blackmail
41:00 <TheRiddler> C
41:00 <Skirmish> amelia:  I would need a picture of her before I could answer. 
41:00 <TheRiddler> cute
41:00 <amelia> haahhaahahaa
41:00 <nubbymcnu> D. retarded
41:00 <Picard> TheRiddler your so fucking stupid its no surprise no one will employ u
41:00 <amelia> damn it
41:00 <faux> yeah if she was a hambeast id punch her skull
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <nubbymcnu> youre* 
41:00 <amelia> if she was average/normal looking
42:00 <dematerialised> lmao @ message faux
42:00 <tobor> hamplanet
42:00 <Picard> loof has more hope than you
42:00 <TheRiddler> cute and a little gross
42:00 <dematerialised> also no
42:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa a little grodd
42:00 <Skirmish> http://orig01.deviantart.net/a32e/f/2011/259/8/6/hambeast_by_mikokume_raie-d4a1ilb.jpg    <---- Hambeast
42:00 <amelia> gross
42:00 <Loof> settle Picard
42:00 <Loof> things will get better
42:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
42:00 <faux> still punch her skull
42:00 <faux> lol shane :D
42:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish you trying to troll muslims?
42:00 <dematerialised> :P
42:00 <TheRiddler> because sticky dribble
42:00 <TheRiddler> of course
42:00 <Skirmish> No. faux said hambeast so I googled it. 
42:00 <Picard> most muslims are no good
43:00 <President_Trump> faux is the only muslim i like
43:00 <amelia> BWAHAHA that pic of angry ham
43:00 <TheRiddler> .
43:00 <faux> yeah
43:00 <faux> durka
43:00 <faux> etc
43:00 <dematerialised> i cant wait till muslims take over the world and slaughter Picard first
43:00 <Loof> nah they don't like bacon
43:00 <TheRiddler> can we insant ban ppl that call faux a muslim
43:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <Picard> yep cause thats going to happen u retarded fuck
43:00 <Serenity> they wont slaughter picard they cant touch swine
43:00 <dematerialised> it will
43:00 <President_Trump> why TheRiddler? whats wrong with muslims?
43:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: We cannot wish for that world because they will throw Matthew off a building. 
43:00 <faux> lmao sez
43:00 <dematerialised> you will be slaughtered
43:00 <dematerialised> your throat slit
43:00 <dematerialised> and your blood drained
43:00 <dematerialised> for being an infidel
44:00 <TheRiddler> they dont like potato either sezz
44:00 <Picard> its the happy and peacful religion
44:00 <Picard> they dont do tha shit
44:00 <Serenity> who doesnt like potato
44:00 <Serenity> i dont trust people who dont like potato
44:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell_alpha
44:00 <TheRiddler> ban him
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <faux> im unsure why they think calling me muslin is offensive 
44:00 <Picard> TheRiddler its time for another burger u obese cunt
44:00 <faux> muslim*
44:00 <dematerialised> LMAO @ Picard calling ridder obese
44:00 <Skirmish> Nothing better than a good baked potato (no mary jane jokes potatos aren't stoners)
44:00 <dematerialised> jesus christ
44:00 <Serenity> umm
44:00 <President_Trump> islam is a religion of peace
45:00 <dematerialised> Picard i feel sorry for the poor horses that had to carry your fat arse around
45:00 <TheRiddler> potato cake
45:00 <Serenity> the rule of fat people calling other people fat is the fatty has to be bigger than you are
45:00 <Picard> hs head is my body weight
45:00 <TheRiddler> potato bread even
45:00 <couleurs> pls press ham to kick Picard 
45:00 <faux> ham
45:00 <dematerialised> ham
45:00 <couleurs> ham
45:00 <TheRiddler> ham
45:00 <Skirmish> ham
45:00 <Picard> ham
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> hahahahahahah
45:00 <faux> LOL
45:00 <TheRiddler> omg
45:00 <Serenity> lol wot
45:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <faux> excellent 
45:00 <Skirmish> BOOM
45:00 <TheRiddler> who did that
45:00 <Serenity> who did that!
45:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
45:00 <dematerialised> ok that was slightly incredible
45:00 <TheRiddler> anycase
45:00 <dematerialised> my night has been made
45:00 <Skirmish> Quick! Ring his poor wife she is going to cop the thong for this! 
45:00 <couleurs> that was some irc matrix shit
45:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <TheRiddler> looking at the list it was webby?
46:00 <Serenity> that was amazen
46:00 <faux> couleurs has powers 
46:00 <faux> or bozza
46:00 <partay> damn.. and he didnt even get to call me a lazy public servant... i feel robbed 
46:00 <TheRiddler> who is bozza
46:00 <faux> or nube
46:00 <Skirmish> couleurs has secretly been an ircop for years. 
46:00 <dematerialised> whoever it was has earned my love and adoration
46:00 <TheRiddler> when will longie come back
46:00 <dematerialised> for all eternity
47:00 <TheRiddler> :(
47:00 <faux> who nose
47:00 <TheRiddler> we have new ircops?
47:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <Loof> where's Mew, Simba etc
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <Matthew> CRUSH
47:00 <Serenity> no one cares where simba is dont ask
47:00 <Loof> k
48:00 <dematerialised> i care where he is
48:00 <President_Trump> jack watts
48:00 <TheRiddler> dont forget to vote labor to anger picard more
48:00 <Serenity> see no one cares
48:00 <Matthew> we have been Snapchatting, he is fine
48:00 <partay> what about B1 .. is he dead?
48:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's this weekend :(
48:00 <Serenity> hopefully ill be in hopital
48:00 <Matthew> he was in Sydney like last weekend (simba)
48:00 <Loof> i like simba
49:00 <Serenity> i hope he fell off the bridge
49:00 <President_Trump> where is simba? short little fat greek
49:00 <Matthew> so do I ... but he isn't everyone's cup of Dilmah
49:00 <Skirmish> If you do not know the answer you have http://orig07.deviantart.net/c316/f/2007/221/7/d/no_eyed_deer_by_damnitsasha.jpg
49:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/XBraBz9.jpg
49:00 <Loof> hey doctor :)
49:00 <doctor> hey loof
50:00 <Skirmish> lol nubbymcnu
50:00 <faux> lol @ simba being short
50:00 <TheRiddler> did they change the ballot to make it so voting 3rd party as 1st vote gives more sway than before?
50:00 <faux> hes like 6'4
50:00 <dematerialised> yes TheRiddler
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh good
50:00 <doctor> big angry giant
50:00 <TheRiddler> sex party 1 labor 2
50:00 <Serenity> even more of him to be a cunt then
50:00 <TheRiddler> done
50:00 <dematerialised> i might actually vote greens just because they support full FTTP
50:00 <Serenity> iim drawing dicks on my ballot
50:00 <Serenity> fuck those cunts
50:00 <Skirmish> I voted 1 Labor. 2 Pauline Hanson's One Nation ... forget the rest but Liberals were last. 
50:00 <dematerialised> no
50:00 <amelia> he was an angry fellow that simba
51:00 <dematerialised> if you;re going to draw dicks
51:00 <dematerialised> vote labor
51:00 <doctor> yeah im not sure who im voting, not the two major parties
51:00 <doctor> probabl the drug reform forum if they're represented here
51:00 <TheRiddler> they should make dick drawings count as a legit vote
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Clarkson> yes, he a gay fag
51:00 <doctor> otherwise HEMP or smokers party
51:00 <tobor> i'm voting for a lamp
51:00 <Skirmish> donkey votes go to whoever is in power. So if you donkey vote you are voting for Turnbull. 
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish
51:00 <faux> great
51:00 <Serenity> anyone who uses peoples kids to win an argument on irc is a sack of shit
51:00 <Serenity> end of story
51:00 <faux> dickhead is back
51:00 <amelia> go lamp go
51:00 <tobor> i never left, faux
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> dhh
51:00 <faux> shh*
51:00 <dematerialised> er, random line was random sezz?
51:00 <tobor> lamp will get exactly 2 votes
52:00 <Serenity> wasnt random at all
52:00 <TheRiddler> lamp for pm
52:00 <tobor> maybe 3.
52:00 <Serenity> we were talking about simba
52:00 <dematerialised> OH
52:00 <doctor> Anyone who mentions something about their kids I usually distrust
52:00 <dematerialised> ok
52:00 <faux> shes talking about simba shane
52:00 <President_Trump> lampy for pm
52:00 <Serenity> hes a piece of shit
52:00 <couleurs> i love lamp, i vote lamp
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> havent seen simba for ages
52:00 <Matthew> i am not voting for anybody ... thank fuck
52:00 <Clarkson> piss the fuck off.
52:00 <dematerialised> i was like that made no sense at all
52:00 <Skirmish> The simba melt down log was hilarious to read I hope someone saved it. 
52:00 <tobor> hmmm
52:00 <dematerialised> i havent read it yet
52:00 <dematerialised> and i dearly wish to
52:00 <TheRiddler> was that a 1 off thing?
52:00 <Serenity> nah i set it to expire Skirmish
52:00 <Matthew> i want to read it!!!!!!
53:00 <tobor> i only ate half my dinner n now my stomach is goin GREERRRRRRK
53:00 <President_Trump> Matthew would u like to lick malcolm turdbulls hairy chest?
53:00 <faux> gerrrssen
53:00 <TheRiddler> he never was like that before
53:00 <tobor> lol
53:00 <Matthew> no. i am not registered to vote in this country
53:00 <faux> who
53:00 <Loof> the things i've said on irc to people makes me want to puke :(
53:00 <Matthew> which is good
53:00 <Serenity> it wasnt a one off at all
53:00 <TheRiddler> simba I mean
53:00 <Matthew> because they're all dicks
53:00 <Serenity> he was always like that
53:00 <dematerialised> anyway rocket league time
53:00 <doctor> I thought he was cute and wanted to tease him bit he was very prickly
53:00 <faux> lol what ash
53:00 <dematerialised> ttfn
53:00 <tobor> VoTe #1, GeRSeN
53:00 <Skirmish> simba turned into a cunt when he got ops. I am waiting for it to happen to Doodle. 
53:00 <faux> doodles always been a cunt
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> i hope simba is doing well though... he's a pretty kool guy regardless of whatever shit you guys are talking about
54:00 <faux> swhy we luff him
54:00 <Serenity> hes a sack of shit
54:00 <Matthew> simba would frequently ban me when I wasn't here then blame it on others when I logged on and found out
54:00 <Clarkson> it is fucking hilarious
54:00 <Serenity> end of story
54:00 <tobor> A VoTe FoR GeRSeN Is A VoTe FoR ThE FuTUrE
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <doctor> Must abuse power if you want to keep it
54:00 <faux> gerrsen
54:00 <tobor> GERSENNNNN
54:00 <TheRiddler> who is next for ops
54:00 <tobor> me
54:00 <Serenity> no one
54:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah. 
54:00 <tobor> give them to me
54:00 <faux> i vote amsy
54:00 <Matthew> but he sent me snaps of his dick ... so that kept me happy for all of 10 seconds
54:00 <Clarkson> ill fucking cut you up in my bathtub
54:00 <tobor> no give me ops
54:00 <TheRiddler> didn't amsy get ops once before
54:00 <faux> idk
55:00 <doctor> You think he was gay Matthew?
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Clarkson> that fucking junky
55:00 <faux> shes never here anyway so it wont make a diff
55:00 <tobor> y u so opinionated Clarkson
55:00 <Clarkson> Might as well wear a sign that says "Will whore it up with friends for free drinks".
55:00 <Matthew> he wasn't full on homo ... but he wanted me to bum him when he came to Melbourne
55:00 <faux> but im voting for her cos shes cute and i luff her
55:00 <Matthew> i think he was a bit bi confused
55:00 <tobor> what
55:00 <TheRiddler> clarky on cue
55:00 <Clarkson> Years ago triple m and safm had a major format overhaul, and they started playing like 90percent 90s rock on triple m and moved all the fucking nickelback horseshit to safm
55:00 <tobor> im cute
55:00 <tobor> u luff me
55:00 <tobor> vote for me 
55:00 <faux> e u
55:00 <faux> r u
55:00 <doctor> Yeah, I got that impression to
55:00 <Serenity> amsy hasnt ever had ops as long as ive been here
55:00 <tobor> ye
55:00 <Matthew> she deserves it
55:00 <Serenity> nikky had them briefly but she decided it wasnt for her
55:00 <Matthew> she is a magnificant addition to the channel
55:00 <tobor> Clarkson: am i cute
56:00 <Clarkson> what a fkn cunt
56:00 <TheRiddler> good on ya triple m
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, that seems to be the austnet way. People are great, some stupid irc battle happens, and suddenly people hold a life long hate. Why is that?
56:00 <Matthew> magnificent*
56:00 <tobor> oh
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <Matthew> speaking of magnificent additions to the channel... me
56:00 <Serenity> like i said trevor anyone who says horrible things about children to win an arguement is a sack of shit
56:00 <faux> clarkson tell robot a love story
56:00 <Clarkson> ephexis i agree apple's are for fags
56:00 <Skirmish> Ops shouldn't be a popularity content. It's for people who are down to do what needs to be done and don't care about the backlash. 
56:00 <faux> k
56:00 <Serenity> im not arguing with yu about it
56:00 <Serenity> you're a piece of shit too if you think its ok
56:00 <Loof> i'm feeling awkward and guilty, sorry for bringing it up
56:00 <Matthew> Picard does that often
56:00 <dematerialised> why? you weren't the one who said anything
56:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you arent popular enough or down for the job
56:00 <doctor> Just op me, I'm rarely here to pay attention and if I am I don't ban people unless it's plivent
56:00 <dematerialised> its all good Loof
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Loof> ty :)
57:00 <faux> boom
57:00 <Skirmish> I know I will never get ops. That's never been up for debate. 
57:00 <dematerialised> dickheads deserve to be outed anyway
57:00 <faux> ye id vote doctor
57:00 <tobor> to be fair, i can understand why you wouldn't give ops to a robot.  we all know what happened with skynet *how embarrassing*
57:00 <Matthew> well I reckon you should
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, I wasn't asking for an argument. I mostly agree with you actually, but I don't agree with bearing a grudge and not appreciating people make mistakes
57:00 <faux> hes cute and discusses dreams w me sometimes 
57:00 <faux> good chap
57:00 <dematerialised> a vote for banning plivent is a vote from me
57:00 <doctor> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> where are my votes? :p
57:00 <dematerialised> doctor for president
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> Maybe he was stoned or drunk. He seemed to do something like that a bit
57:00 <Serenity> thats not a mistake once let alone the thousands of times he did it trevor
57:00 <Matthew> I would vote for doctor, Skirmish & Matthew for OP
57:00 <Serenity> hes a cunt
57:00 <Serenity> and you lot didnt even see 1/10 of the shit he did
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> Doesn't excuse it, but perhaps explains it
58:00 <Serenity> so fuck up
58:00 <tobor> plus i would prolly get drunk n ban everyone
58:00 <faux> Skirmish would ban everyone
58:00 <faux> hed be terrible 
58:00 <dematerialised> if i got ops i'd ban Serenity
58:00 <Skirmish> Sif 
58:00 <dematerialised> take over the channel
58:00 <Serenity> in fact until tonight its been kept reasonable quiet about simba
58:00 <dematerialised> and that'd be that
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, you're probably right
58:00 <tobor> * everyone has been banned from #melbourne (robot: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll)
58:00 <faux> and his ban msgs would be 8 pages long and so boring to read 
58:00 <Matthew> I have grown up and changed my ways and would be a mature OP... plus I'm not on much these days
58:00 <Serenity> just so everyone knows
58:00 <Serenity> no ones getting ops
58:00 <TheRiddler> I would end up banning anyone that says something off
58:00 <faux> we know
58:00 <faux> ur an idiet
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> so you'd ban yourself first TheRiddler?
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <faux> oops
59:00 <dematerialised> permanently?
59:00 <Matthew> I would only ban one person
59:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: If you banned people for linking something off you'd have to ban yourself. 
59:00 <Matthew> but that's all.
59:00 <doctor> For future reference, I'd do swellingly as king
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> I wouldn't ban anyone. I'd encourage you all to be friends.
59:00 <faux> who Matthew 
59:00 <Matthew> President_Trump
59:00 <faux> i enjoy banning TropicalStormJim 
59:00 <Skirmish> The taco utopia
59:00 <tobor> k this song is rather fitting rn i think
59:00 <tobor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BASSHUNTER "Boten Anna" - (The original 2006 Swedish version/ video for "Now Your Gone") Views: 32,782,524 Uploader: Extensive Music Underground Uploaded: May 25, 2006 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.65
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux, I noticed. I wonder though if you do it because you believe it upsets me. Because it doesn't.
00:00 <doctor> very sad song
00:00 <Matthew> and maybe Picard if he kept boring me with wage and tax talk
00:00 <faux> no i do it cos it makes me happy
00:00 <faux> has nothng to do w u
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <dematerialised> nothing at all
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <Skirmish> That is where taco and Pieter had a lot in common. Neither can let go of the fact that austnet 15 years ago is never going to happen again. 
00:00 <TheRiddler> why is 69 a good year for cars
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux, nothing to do with me? So you ban, because of nothing I do, but because of your own reasons? I figured
00:00 <faux> golly
00:00 <faux> twist me words all u like
01:00 <President_Trump> stop crying taco u loser
01:00 <tobor> TropicalStormJim: ur bus is leavin
01:00 <faux> yw
01:00 <faux> ye
01:00 <faux> listen to President_Trump 
01:00 <Matthew> Tropical Storm Jim is really heating up... there seems to be some cyclonic winds blowing up now with the threat of torrential downpours
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes crying tears etc. o my
01:00 <faux> el presidente dump truck
01:00 <President_Trump> taco dont u have some traffic fines to write?
01:00 <Skirmish> [22:07] <tobor> TropicalStormJim: ur bus is leavin   <---- and it's a short bus! 
01:00 <tobor> heee
01:00 <Matthew> anyone with the name 'Trump' needs to be considered for a no expire ban
01:00 <faux> !
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's dell
02:00 <President_Trump> Matthew trump is much better than hillary for the LTGB community
02:00 <Skirmish> Vote #1 Trump. America needs it. 
02:00 <TheRiddler> that's enough of a reason imo
02:00 <Matthew> no. get fucked.
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> i hyate politics 
02:00 <Matthew> Trump is good for one fucking person... Trump
02:00 <faux> -y
02:00 <Matthew> that's all
02:00 <tobor> u hyate it
02:00 <faux> shoosh ur robotic pie hole
02:00 <dematerialised> i dont care who anyone votes for unless they vote for the liberal party. if they vote liberal they need to remove theirselves from the gene pool
02:00 <President_Trump> Matthew doesnt want the people to get their country back
02:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or is the labor politician a bore
03:00 <Matthew> I just voted to keep my country with the EU ...
03:00 <TheRiddler> or feel like a nobody
03:00 <Matthew> whole lot of fucking good that did
03:00 <Matthew> I am ashamed
03:00 <faux> were u born there Matthew 
03:00 <doctor> im all for gays being able to make sandwiches for the BLT community
03:00 <dematerialised> hawha
03:00 <faux> LL
03:00 <faux> O
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Matthew> yes and have voting rights but NONE here which may need to change shortly
03:00 <TheRiddler> blt community
03:00 <President_Trump> why do you want to vote here?
04:00 <President_Trump> most people want to get out of it
04:00 <tobor> bacon lettuce tomato community
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> who are you guys voting for, and why?
04:00 <dematerialised> wb Picard
04:00 <Skirmish> 9.7BG out of 38.6BG downloaded. FUCK MY LIFE I NEED THE NBN. 
04:00 <dematerialised> dunno what happened
04:00 <Matthew> I voted to stay in the EU
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> I was just looking up who to vote for, but every party seems shit. Am I mistaken?
04:00 <Picard> why Matthew
04:00 <Skirmish> To get the NBN, we all need to vote Labor. 
04:00 <Matthew> as did most of southern England & southern Wales
04:00 <Matthew> but the rest of the fuckers...
04:00 <Serenity> i already have NBN
04:00 <Matthew> IDIOTS
04:00 <Serenity> i care not
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> I already have the NBN
04:00 <tobor> Serenity: no one wants to hear it
04:00 <tobor> lol
04:00 <tobor> zlkdjghasldkjhgs
04:00 <Serenity> i do
04:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: To the node or to the home? 
04:00 <dematerialised> see, NBN class warfare
04:00 <dematerialised> exactly what the libs wanted
04:00 <Serenity> fttp
05:00 <dematerialised> they love calss warfare
05:00 <dematerialised> class even
05:00 <Loof> i don't have NBN but i get 100mbps
05:00 <Loof> cable
05:00 <Serenity> 100/40
05:00 <Loof> oh nice
05:00 <Matthew> the EU gives money to a lot of poor areas in south Wales (like Merthyr Tydfil, Pontypridd) which London never did and never will
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> NBN shouldn't be an electorial issue anyway
05:00 <Matthew> you watch the whole nation go backwards now
05:00 <Loof> i only get 1mbps up
05:00 <Loof> down 100
05:00 <TheRiddler> old top gear on
05:00 <dematerialised> the only thing wales is good for is hot women
05:00 <Skirmish> Lucky duck. I need Labor to give me FTTP and not to a node down the street. 
05:00 <Picard> Matthew no one cares
05:00 <Matthew> YOU ASKED ME DICKHEAD
06:00 <Serenity> everywhere around here is fttp i dunno why
06:00 <TheRiddler> their economy was due to crash
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, you'll probably find that if its planned to be built in the next 2-3 years, that neither party will change the construction plans.
06:00 <tobor> how old is your area Serenity
06:00 <Serenity> very old
06:00 <Stev1eLoZz> i dont know who to vote for anymore
06:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYUQtxXZPsk&feature=share
06:00 <Skirmish> Probably already on the plan before Abbott changed it Serenity. 
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hillary Clinton reads "SIGH" from her teleprompter. Views: 90,286 Uploader: Level Nine Media Uploaded: Jun 23, 2016 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.76
06:00 <President_Trump> LOL
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, I don't think labor will help u m8
06:00 <Picard> lol Matthew i meant no one care what happens to england
06:00 <Matthew> change your pounds now
06:00 <TheRiddler> they've been a powerhouse for too long
06:00 <Matthew> well I do and so should everyone here
06:00 <tobor> hi Stev1eLoZz
06:00 <Matthew> just check the top left corner of the AUS flag
07:00 <Matthew> and you should know why people should care
07:00 <Picard> so what
07:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim: Labor has already said they will be changing all future connections back to FTTP if they win this election. Get eduk8ed. 
07:00 <Picard> we dont need the poms 
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi picard wot kind of van do u drive m8?
07:00 <Matthew> then why do you vote to keep us
07:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hi tobor
07:00 <dematerialised> actually they didnt Skirmish
07:00 <tobor> i thought that was an april fools article tbh skirmish
07:00 <tobor> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> the unionjack is just a decoration now days
07:00 <Picard> so atm u dont consider yourself an aussie?
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, oh kool so we can blow out the budgets/costs again
07:00 <Matthew> AUS could sustain great without UK, absolutely
07:00 <dematerialised> Labor said they would increase the rate of FTTP but they are still going to use FTTN
07:00 <Matthew> but it's the cultural and historical ties
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> theres a reason for my list of not to vote for labor
08:00 <Matthew> nobody here should want to lose that.
08:00 <dematerialised> Greens and Sex Party are the only parties going for full FTTP
08:00 <TheRiddler> that's not going to change
08:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim: It's infrastructure. It's money that must be spent. 
08:00 <Serenity> no offense but politics is sah boren
08:00 <Picard> fuck the history, you cant eat memories
08:00 <Stev1eLoZz> i dont know enough about it all
08:00 <Matthew> British history is the best tbh
08:00 <dematerialised> it might be boring sezz but people that dont give a fuck about decision that affect all of us are the worst
08:00 <dematerialised> and the reason we got Abbott
08:00 <dematerialised> people need to start giving a shit
08:00 <TheRiddler> sasha boren
08:00 <Picard> the queen is a bitter old slut
08:00 <Clarkson> that shit isnt right
09:00 <Serenity> ill be the worst then cause i dont care in the slightest
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, I don't care about your local infastructure
09:00 <Loof> "if you aren't turned on to politics, politics will turn on you"
09:00 <tobor> i like turtles
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> it won't affect my vote
09:00 <faux> turdles
09:00 <tobor> tawrdles
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> can we talk about something important now, like health?
09:00 <TheRiddler> anyone over 18 is too old for you Picard
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> or education?
10:00 <Serenity> can someone put my slippers on plz
10:00 <Serenity> ty
10:00 <Picard> TheRiddler stop projecting u boof head cunt
10:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vSf0cA9qY
10:00 <Skirmish> http://www.itnews.com.au/news/labors-nbn-policy-promises-return-to-fttp-420714   <------- dematerialised. 
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Klingande - Jubel (Official Video HD) Views: 141,698,515 Uploader: Kontor.TV Uploaded: Sep 20, 2013 Duration: 3m30s Rating: 4.86
10:00 <amelia> honeycomb flavoured hot choc
10:00 <amelia> awww yeeeee
10:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish read past the headline
10:00 <TheRiddler> jarrah brand?
10:00 <TheRiddler> err
10:00 <dematerialised> it says businesses and some existing locations
10:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
10:00 <Picard> labor cant fund half of their promises
10:00 <Matthew> is the bread Helga's ?
10:00 <dematerialised> they are still using FTTN where it's too expensive to lay cable
10:00 <Skirmish> A Labor government would return two million Australian homes and business to fibre-to-the-premises technology and phase out fibre-to-the-node under its $57 billion national broadband network.    <--- I did. 
11:00 <DK> [20:08:40] <dematerialised> it might be boring sezz but people that dont give a fuck about decision that affect all of us are the worst
11:00 <DK> [20:08:45] <dematerialised> and the reason we got Abbott
11:00 <DK> [20:08:50] <dematerialised> people need to start giving a shit
11:00 <Serenity> helgas have a pumpkin bread thats nice
11:00 <Matthew> naturally.
11:00 <Serenity> i didnt vote for that cunt dont blame me for it
11:00 <Picard> see the cretin shorten said he will not honour the libs super changes, yet he still included the savings in his costings
11:00 <amelia> yas asheh jarrah brand!
11:00 <amelia> I found it today
11:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish there are far more than 2 million homes in australia
11:00 <dematerialised> ....
11:00 <TheRiddler> cool
11:00 <Picard> you cant spend money u dont have, just ask TheRiddler and dematerialised
11:00 <amelia> i still fink the orange flavored one is best but
11:00 <Matthew> if you vote for Labor, you're an idiot FYI
11:00 <Matthew> thanks.
11:00 <DK> it's fucked dematerialised. but that same memo gets repeated every election and no one listens 
11:00 <dematerialised> yeah DK
12:00 <TheRiddler> the US seem to think it's fine picard
12:00 <DK> so i've really gotten turned off by politics
12:00 <dematerialised> i mean im not passionate about it, but if you actually look at what each party offers, and their track record
12:00 <Picard>  i agree
12:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: I assume that part means the people that have been connected FTTN will be changed over to FTTP? 
12:00 <dematerialised> if you vote liberals you are literally fucking stupid
12:00 <partay> Picard they both actually said they would tax higher super amounts at 30%.. their super policies reap the same amount.. just dofferent strategies
12:00 <Picard> Matthew
12:00 <Serenity> you can look into that without caring
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi picard wot kind of van do u drive m8?
12:00 <Serenity> not everyone has to wank off to politics to know whats going on
12:00 <Clarkson> aint no fuckin talkin armadillos
12:00 <dematerialised> i dont think thats the case Skirmish
12:00 <Matthew> Labor's track record in recent years is sparkling ... the backflip on promises, the fights with Unions, the embarrassing power struggle with Gillard/Rudd and every other dickhead in the party...
12:00 <dematerialised> it costs too much to dig the trenches for fibre
12:00 <Matthew> they couldn't run a kindergarten fair let alone a country
12:00 <TheRiddler> would you rather the government to lose money or businesses to lose money?
12:00 <Matthew> they are an embarrassment
12:00 <dematerialised> and labor have said they dont want to increase the cost it's already at
13:00 <DK> hey look... boobs 
13:00 <dematerialised> so it's likely FTTP for greenfield developments only
13:00 <Matthew> and Mr. Cardboard (Shorten) will be an absolute failure in power
13:00 <dematerialised> and FTTN for everyone else
13:00 <Serenity> where
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> unions are fucking bullshit anyway. They're just another tax off your payslip, that goes to a private/commercial purpose.
13:00 <Serenity> i no longer have boobs
13:00 <Clarkson> i fucking know the guy
13:00 <Picard> labor couldnt run a brothel
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> unions don't do shit for employers
13:00 <Clarkson> yeah fuck moving again any time soon
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> or employees
13:00 <dematerialised> of course unions dont do anything for employers
13:00 <dematerialised> they arent meant to...
13:00 <Matthew> I wish David Cameron would come over here and get into power and kick these dickheads around
13:00 <dematerialised> unions are to protect employees
13:00 <Matthew> too many weak cunts
13:00 <dematerialised> lol
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, they don't protect employees... the fwc do a better job of it.
14:00 <TheRiddler> palmer party
14:00 <dematerialised> without unions there would be no kind of paid leave and everyone would work weekends at normal rate
14:00 <Picard> didnt he quit Matthew?
14:00 <Matthew> bring back Thatcher from the dead
14:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: We just got rid of a super conservative tosser we don't want another. 
14:00 <dematerialised> there would also be no superannuation
14:00 <TheRiddler> we bring back to you in the year 2000?
14:00 <TheRiddler> +it
14:00 <TheRiddler> thatcher robot
14:00 <Matthew> Thatcher had more balls than all of the AUS PMs in history combined
14:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiShrR_nh8
14:00 <DK> aww.. sif not have boobs anymore Serenity
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Silverchair - Anthem for the Year 2000 Views: 2,039,066 Uploader: SilverchairVEVO Uploaded: Mar 6, 2011 Duration: 3m53s Rating: 4.90
15:00 <Picard> incorrect, that was bob hawke  ----->   <dematerialised> there would also be no superannuation
15:00 <dematerialised> if you like the idea of working 12 hours 7 days a week at $4 an hour
15:00 <dematerialised> Picard: bob hawk was union leader
15:00 <Picard> dematerialised u dont wrok so why u worried
15:00 <Serenity> LOL wot
15:00 <Serenity> ..
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <Picard> he was a PM when he did thst
15:00 <TheRiddler> .
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, most unions these days are basically discount clubs. And not being a member of the discount club makes you a victim of social justice warriors in the workplace who believe that unions are important, even though they haven't done anything for australians for the past decade, other than being caught in the middle of financial misappropriation scandals/fraud
15:00 <dematerialised> Picard how are you so fucking stupid
15:00 <Matthew> the last GREAT leader of this country was John Howard
15:00 <dematerialised> seriously
15:00 <Matthew> everybody since has been a FAILURE
15:00 <Picard> shhhh everyone
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, ie. FUCK UNIONS
15:00 <Serenity> i have to agree Matthew
15:00 <Picard> the fun police are here
15:00 <Serenity> bring bak howard
16:00 <Picard> howard was a good pm
16:00 <TheRiddler> gollem
16:00 <DK> jesus, try and talk about your tits Serenity and they still harp on about politics. 
16:00 <Matthew> yes, bring back JOHN
16:00 <dematerialised> bring back howard, the literally worst economic leader Australia has ever had
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <dematerialised> you fucking idiots lol
16:00 <Clarkson> cause it didnt have the science n shit
16:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: Picard is dodging gline bans. Think it's time for a zline for him. 
16:00 <dematerialised> factually the worst
16:00 <couleurs> every1 get ready to type ham again real soon
16:00 <Loof> yes, i too would like to hear more about Serenity's new found perkyness
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Serenity> i have no perkyness
16:00 <Loof> nawww
16:00 <Picard> dematerialised  he spent what he had, didnt go into debt for billions to fund shit like rudd
16:00 <Serenity> have you ever seen a hot air balloon after they turn the gas off?
16:00 <Serenity> thats my tits
16:00 <DK> yes 
16:00 <dematerialised> are you kidding picard
16:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH
17:00 <Picard> im dodging nothing u cretiun
17:00 <DK> :( 
17:00 <amelia> wot size tits are you now
17:00 <Serenity> same size
17:00 <Serenity> just deflated
17:00 <amelia> jus not as full
17:00 <dematerialised> Howard lead Australia to the third worst economy of all OECD countries
17:00 <dematerialised> he is literally the worst PM we have ever had
17:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: When you lay on your back do they pancake? 
17:00 <Picard> dematerialised Didnt howard hand a huge surplus over to rudd??
17:00 <Loof> oh well you have great nips, that's the most important thing ;)
17:00 <Matthew> I admire Menzies, Howard, Fraser
17:00 <DK> like stockings full of sand 
17:00 <TheRiddler> more chestexercises
17:00 <dematerialised> surplus has nothing to do with good economics
17:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
17:00 <dematerialised> you are so uneducated
17:00 <Serenity> if by pancake you mean run down my side like sad water balloons yes
17:00 <dematerialised> its not funny
17:00 <Picard> it doesnt?
17:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Yeah because he sold so many assets to offset the fact he was the biggest spending PM since WWII. 
17:00 <Lwaxana> Skirmish as if anyone needs a reason to ban Picard
18:00 <dematerialised> Surplus literally means they have been INEFFICIENT with the money they ahve
18:00 <dematerialised> AND
18:00 <Serenity> surplus means the public isnt getting what it needs
18:00 <Picard> holy shit, im not running my business well. i should spend all the profits, go into debt to levels the business cannot sustain
18:00 <TheRiddler> we actually gained GDP with rudd
18:00 <Picard> awesome idea
18:00 <dematerialised> they only went into surplus because they sold public infrastrcuture
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, Telstra should've remained property of the government because australia is a communist nation.
18:00 <TheRiddler> then lost it all with abbott
18:00 <dematerialised> they were literally broke
18:00 <Matthew> oh god... I didn't know I had entered #DelusionalLaborVoters
18:00 <dematerialised> and sold what we own
18:00 <Skirmish> People that think a countries economy should be run like a small business are imbeciles. 
18:00 <dematerialised> to make up for it
18:00 <Serenity> picard you cannot judge how you run a shitty private business the same as running a whole fucking country
18:00 <TheRiddler> n turnbull
18:00 <Serenity> woww
18:00 <TheRiddler> GDP?
18:00 <TheRiddler> or GDI?
18:00 <Picard> dematerialised thats bullshit
19:00 <dematerialised> and Picard you of all people can't talkabout running successful businines
19:00 <dematerialised> businesses*
19:00 <dematerialised> how many is it now?
19:00 <dematerialised> 6 or 7?
19:00 <Picard> what?
19:00 <TheRiddler> GDP
19:00 <Matthew> Lwaxana, who will you be voting for on the weekend?
19:00 <Picard> Greens lol
19:00 <Lwaxana> Greens?
19:00 <Skirmish> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/hey-big-spender-howard-the-king-of-the-loose-purse-strings-20130110-2cj32.html     <-------- Picard
19:00 <Picard> omfg 
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit Skirmish lol
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> can you guys stop picking on picard he's paid off his toyota hilux van ok
20:00 <Lwaxana> Liberal DemocrTS?
20:00 <Picard> wow smh  great reference 
20:00 <Skirmish> IMF ... good reference. 
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:00 <dematerialised> more like IMF good refefence
20:00 <dematerialised> reference*
20:00 <Matthew> Lwaxana, what were your thoughts on John Howard as PM ?
20:00 <Lwaxana> anyone who cares about EducTION
20:00 <dematerialised> but what would Picard know of the IMF
20:00 <dematerialised> lmao
20:00 <Matthew> 1996-2007*
20:00 <Stev1eLoZz> night all:)'
20:00 <dematerialised> nini Stevie
21:00 <Lwaxana> Can I vote for Tanya P
21:00 <TheRiddler> I bet picard can barely grow his business
21:00 <Picard> as far as looking after the people Hawke was a very good PM, fiscal management was shit
21:00 <dematerialised> he can't
21:00 <Clarkson> I had some sexy pic of me in bed with a bed sheet, in me younger years
21:00 <Serenity> i have a bunny in my lap ur all irrelevant
21:00 <dematerialised> that's why he keeps selling them
21:00 <Skirmish> Arguing with picard is like whipping a paraplegic with a wet tea towel. They can only squeal and have zero come back at you. 
21:00 <TheRiddler> yep
21:00 <Picard> TheRiddler my business grew by 18% last year
21:00 <Matthew> paul keating was the WORST
21:00 <dematerialised> 18%, so he earned 18000 instead of 1000
21:00 <Lwaxana> Matthew ..do you have a preference??
21:00 <Loof> they meant your business not your gut picard
22:00 <Picard> lol Loof
22:00 <Picard> keating was a fucking moron
22:00 <Serenity> thatdoesnt mean much without figures i mean.. that could mean you earned $180 instead of $10 ...
22:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: Keating was pure genius and built the economy to what it was for Howard to spend big and sell a LOT of assets. 
22:00 <Matthew> I do. I am not allowed to vote here yet.. but my preference was to stay with the EU
22:00 <dematerialised> thankyou Skirmish
22:00 <Lwaxana> Having seen the voing paper I truly believe the donkey vote will win
22:00 <Serenity> or whatever the fuck im shit at math ok but it still doesnt mean anything without real numbers
22:00 <dematerialised> Paul Keating is the only reason we aren't still a backwater hick country
22:00 <dematerialised> relying on wheat for our GFP
22:00 <dematerialised> GDP8
22:00 <dematerialised> *
23:00 <Picard> lol dematerialised
23:00 <Matthew> Keating is an arsehole
23:00 <Skirmish> keating is abrupt. He may very well be an asshole that doesn't mean he was bad at what he did. 
23:00 <Picard> yeah he was awesome, 15% interest thats was just great if you were paying a mortgage
23:00 <Lwaxana> sad about the EU Matthew
23:00 <Matthew> it's pathetic, Lwaxana
23:00 <Matthew> I am disgusted in my people
24:00 <Skirmish> The EU is a corrpt institution and needs to disband. 
24:00 <dematerialised> Picard that was the whole point, again. You have no idea what you're talking about.
24:00 <dematerialised> interest rates were high because the world economy was fucked
24:00 <dematerialised> banks increased interest to protect their losses
24:00 <dematerialised> not keating...
24:00 <Picard> cripple families with huge repayments?
24:00 <Lwaxana> 15% is great if you are a retiree
24:00 <Skirmish> Picard: you have narrow talking points. You pick a result of an event and ignore the event. You are a fool and your arguments validate that. 
24:00 <Picard> dematerialised interest rates rise and fall because of bad government
25:00 <dematerialised> literally interest rates have nothing to do with government
25:00 <Serenity> hnngg
25:00 <dematerialised> its set by the australian reserve
25:00 <dematerialised> and is based on world economy
25:00 <Serenity> even i know that
25:00 <Serenity> fark
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> .
25:00 <Picard> lol u morons
25:00 <dematerialised> keating actually saved australia from going broke by floating the australian dollar on the market
25:00 <TheRiddler> picard is such a failure
25:00 <TheRiddler> how can he run a business
25:00 <dematerialised> i honestly dont know
25:00 <dematerialised> he's got no clue
25:00 <Picard> Matthew can u beleive these idiots think keating was a good pm
26:00 <Lwaxana> he never had a clue
26:00 <Skirmish> Picard is wrong which = the entire world must be wrong to fit his absurd narrative. Time for Picard's gline to be reinstated. HAM
26:00 <Picard> fucking idiot sent us broke
26:00 <Clarkson> Kurtox he has my boobs and ass on his phone
26:00 <Matthew> I can because we're on IRC and surrounded by them
26:00 <Serenity> does he think the gov literally goes oh we're gonna do this with interest rates...
26:00 <Loof> ham
26:00 <Lwaxana> we are broke??
26:00 <dematerialised> no
26:00 <dematerialised> we are not broke
26:00 <dematerialised> we need everyone 40 years old and over to die
26:00 <dematerialised> right now
27:00 <Picard> Serenity if course not, u silly bitch. but the reserve adjust rates on the state of the economy, the government has a lot to do with the economy you know
27:00 <Lwaxana> can I pass on tht idea
27:00 <TheRiddler> think of it as paying a tax for 10 years
27:00 <Serenity> hnnnggg
27:00 <dematerialised> as long as you're not a liberal voter lwax
27:00 <dematerialised> i might let you get through
27:00 <Skirmish> Matthew/Picard: If liberal/conservative govts are so great can you please explain why in 3 years we have gone from under $500 million debt to over $1 billion now? 
27:00 <TheRiddler> that's the deficity
27:00 <TheRiddler> -y
27:00 <TheRiddler> a tax the government pays
28:00 <TheRiddler> or a 10 yr loan
28:00 <Lwaxana> dematerialised I used to vote Democrat
28:00 <Picard> of course u cretins on dsp and centrlink payments love labor, they love you too. they control your vote with their fortnightly payments
28:00 <Skirmish> Hockey doubled the deficit within 6 months of Abbott winning the election. 
28:00 <Serenity> besides TheRiddler who here is on dsp or centrelink
28:00 <Picard> Skirmish simple, the idiots in the senate block every cost saving idea put to them
28:00 <dematerialised> i forgot lib-democrats were even a thing
28:00 <Loof> i'm on dsp
28:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say
28:00 <Lwaxana> no Democrats
28:00 <Serenity> and loof
28:00 <Picard> Serenity do u get and family tac benefits?
28:00 <Serenity> nope
28:00 <Picard> tax*
28:00 <dematerialised> ok i'll be honest and say i have no idea who/what an australian democrats party is
28:00 <Picard> a or b
29:00 <Serenity> no
29:00 <Skirmish> With a father/role model like you Picard you should be praying your kids get access to good social support payments. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> is lib-democrats part of libs arms
29:00 <Serenity> i already said
29:00 <dematerialised> there is no Family Tax B Picard
29:00 <dematerialised> again
29:00 <dematerialised> you're a fucking idiot
29:00 <Clarkson> Pieter wants to pop Lesbian cherries
29:00 <dematerialised> and don't know anything
29:00 <TheRiddler> or they independent
29:00 <Lwaxana> now we have Lib Democrats and Labour Democrats
29:00 <Picard> lol cool story
29:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
29:00 <Loof> i've nearly finished my diploma tho if that means anything :)
29:00 <Serenity> so literally two people here on dsp so stop fucking mentioning it tro try n win an argument thats not there
29:00 <TheRiddler> lib democrats have a cool policy
29:00 <Serenity> well done loofs
30:00 <Skirmish> Australia's most needlessly wasteful spending took place under the John Howard-led Coalition government rather than under the Whitlam, Rudd or Gillard Labor governments, an international study has found.
30:00 <TheRiddler> no pc bullshit
30:00 <Loof> ty :)
30:00 <Skirmish> Nuff said. 
30:00 <Lwaxana> Picard would vote for the Sex Party in the vain hope he might get some
30:00 <Picard> dematerialised   https://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/services/centrelink/family-tax-benefit
30:00 <dematerialised> fun fact: Rudd/Gillard made Australia Rank #3 in world economies
30:00 <dematerialised> and made us the only country to *not* have a recession during GFC
30:00 <Picard> i voted for a National member
30:00 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: Only if someone put TEEN before the Sex Party bit. He would vote #1 every time. 
30:00 <Serenity> of course you did lol
30:00 <Picard> dematerialised at what cost?
30:00 <nubbymcnu> it wasnt rudd and gillard
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/election-2016-labors-unlikely-win-slips-away-analysis-of-11-major-polls-finds-20160627-gpstn7.html
31:00 <nubbymcnu> it was how much minerals we were selling to the chinese
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> Picard, i no that smh links upset you but i made u a cup of concrete
31:00 <dematerialised> because Rudd increased the level of foreign trade nubby
31:00 <dematerialised> literally the precursor to the FTA
31:00 <dematerialised> i cant remmeber the name of the agreement
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> interesting point though... is a long term plan worthwhile, when labor prob wont be in office in 7 years and the policy will likely change?
31:00 <partay> Loof Diploma of ?
31:00 <Loof> web dev
32:00 <TheRiddler> Kevin 07
32:00 <partay> nice.. you're now 5 x smarter than Picard
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Picard> howard left a surplus of $19.7 billion 
32:00 <TheRiddler> are you smarter than picard
32:00 <TheRiddler> the new show by 9
33:00 <Lwaxana> lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Because he sold assetts not because he was good with money. 
33:00 <nubbymcnu> howard also sent us to war because saddam had wmd's
33:00 <Picard> Abbott inherited a $19 billion deficit and net debt of $153 billion 
33:00 <Picard> thats great work in a few years
33:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Picard lies. 
33:00 <dematerialised> we've already covered why Surplus means fuck all Picard
33:00 <Serenity> .....
33:00 <Picard> lies?
34:00 <Picard> federal tresuary usually dont like
34:00 <TheRiddler> no howard was in bed with bush
34:00 <Skirmish> We weren't even in half a billion dollars debt when Abbott won. 
34:00 <dematerialised> i can make a surplus too if i dont pay for my kids school
34:00 <dematerialised> or council fees
34:00 <dematerialised> or ambulances
34:00 <Picard> Howard inherited a deficit of $14 billion and net debt of $83 billion.
34:00 <Skirmish> Get your facts and figures straight Picard before you come to the adult table to argue. 
34:00 <TheRiddler> or get sick
34:00 <Picard> now who can run the economy better??
34:00 <dematerialised> look guys I'm saving $100 a year by dressing my kids in potato sacks instead of uniforms!
34:00 <dematerialised> i am a great economic leader!
35:00 <Picard> they are correct moron, sorry i dont quote the ever reliable smh
35:00 <dematerialised> he didnt
35:00 <dematerialised> he quoted the IMF
35:00 <Skirmish> Picard: The IMF says not Howard. Did you just ignore the entire study that found him to be a complete waste? 
35:00 <dematerialised> which was the source of the article
35:00 <President_Trump> krudd raided the future fund
35:00 <doctor> poor people should get borned by richer parents ffs
35:00 <Skirmish> lol picard is backing into a corner here come the insults. 
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah no shit lol
35:00 <dematerialised> he's running out of headlines to read
36:00 <TheRiddler> you must love having to run a business where your import costs are more each year
36:00 <Matthew> 15 minutes... look back on here... same shit
36:00 <Lwaxana> seems to hve forgotten about GCF
36:00 <Picard> no headlines just cold hard facts
36:00 <Serenity> [8:35pm] <doctor> poor people should get borned by richer parents ffs
36:00 <Serenity> lold
36:00 <Skirmish> Just ignore Picard. He is an idiot and says idiotic things. There really is no point debating him. 
37:00 <Serenity> 4 reel
37:00 <Skirmish> He's got the talking points of Corey Bernadi. 
37:00 <dematerialised> he gets his cold hard facts from a current affair
37:00 <TheRiddler> ew
37:00 <dematerialised> i bet he's not watched a question time in his life
37:00 <Lwaxana> 2GB
38:00 <TheRiddler> need to do something with the council here
38:00 <Lwaxana> or equivalent radio stations
38:00 <President_Trump> Picard is a leading business man
38:00 <dematerialised> fleeting*
38:00 <Skirmish> Centrelink building in Goulburn is on fire.
38:00 <President_Trump> Mildura
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok this talk about politics is shit. All you guys talked about was the NBN and Picard
38:00 <dematerialised> and economic policy
38:00 <Picard> you lot get your facts from The Project
38:00 <Serenity> im just wondering... were picards parents dole bludgers? hes got a huge chip on his shoulder about it there has to be some kind of story there
38:00 <TheRiddler> they dont even want approve a hotel or a nbn tower
39:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
39:00 <dematerialised> no Serenity he's just a typical 40-60 year old lib voter
39:00 <dematerialised> and so were his parents
39:00 <dematerialised> and so on
39:00 <Lwaxana> must ring NBN ,,they told me they would be starting last November
39:00 <Picard> dematerialised incorrect
39:00 <Skirmish> It's hard not to talk about picard when it's a political discussion because he just repeats the stupidist of statements over and over again and ignores you when you blow it out of the water. 
39:00 <dematerialised> sorry
39:00 <dematerialised> his parents were not lib voters
39:00 <Picard> my old man would of voted labor is hitler was the leader
39:00 <dematerialised> they were National parter voters
39:00 <dematerialised> party*
39:00 <Serenity> i stand by my story
39:00 <Picard> Skirmish what did u blow out of the water?
40:00 <Serenity> they were dole bludges and hes mad he had to wear big-w shoes to school
40:00 <dematerialised> your claims about howard being a great fiscal leader
40:00 <dematerialised> for starters
40:00 <Picard> rudd inherited a surplus, blew it and left a massie debt for the liberals to fix
40:00 <Serenity> with home brand cheese n sauce sangas
40:00 <TheRiddler> abbott is the george bush jr of australia
40:00 <Skirmish> Not getting back on the roundabout with you Picard. Scroll up and read Mr Toad or fuck off back to Toad Hall. 
40:00 <Clarkson> i am on a special hifibre diet so my love-grunge is firm but sexy. attila says i wont get bowel cancer taking big cocks up my arse if i eat right with lots of fibre so i can poo out wads of jizz.   its wonderful, i feel like a woman with name brand tampons that can waterski.
40:00 <TheRiddler> turnbull is not much better
40:00 <Picard> dematerialised where did i say he was great?
40:00 <Picard> i said he was good
40:00 <President_Trump> we need abbott back, turdbull is a loser
41:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish all angry because his version is fucked up and wrong
41:00 <dematerialised> he's not wrong though
41:00 <TheRiddler> if you vote libs abbott will come back when turdbull gets voted out by the lib party themselves
41:00 <dematerialised> literally you are
41:00 <Picard> get back to the delivery round dude
41:00 <dematerialised> your version of facts is debunked by the IMF
41:00 <dematerialised> literally the world organisation of money
41:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler that is an excellent reason to vote for the libs
41:00 <dematerialised> you are LITERALLY and FACTUALLY wrong Picard
41:00 <Picard> dematerialised i will dumb it down for you
41:00 <Serenity> why cant he understand that a surplus for the economy doesnt mean what it means for a small business
41:00 <Picard> did rudd inherit a surplus?
42:00 <Skirmish> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/15/6c/3a156c02cce1e1edcc2362271841216b.jpg    <---- This is how I imagine Picard. Preaching how the Liberals are the best. 
42:00 <dematerialised> jesus fucking christ Picard
42:00 <President_Trump> rudd had 50 billion in the future fund he spent lolllllllllllllllllll
42:00 <dematerialised> how are you so stupid
42:00 <President_Trump> on school halls
42:00 <President_Trump> and pink bats
42:00 <dematerialised> Picard, please, just tell me this.
42:00 <Picard> Serenity so your ok with a government spending money it doesnt have?
42:00 <dematerialised> What is the role of Australian Government
42:00 <dematerialised> tell me
42:00 <Lwaxana> Picard did you miss the GCF??? some of us didn't
42:00 <Serenity> hnngg
42:00 <dematerialised> your best dictionary descrription
43:00 <dematerialised> of the role of Government
43:00 <Skirmish> Governments do it all the time Mr Toad because a countries economy isn't a small business. 
43:00 <Serenity> its been explained to you so many times picard i dont know how to explain it to you any simpler than dematerialised or Skirmish have
43:00 <Picard> to govern, pass laws and provide a stable economy.....in simple terms for a cretin like you
43:00 <dematerialised> incorrect
43:00 <dematerialised> the Government's role is to provide services to the public
43:00 <Serenity> but you aretaking it from a standpoint of a small business owner its not the same thing
44:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ the Government's role is to provide services to the public
44:00 <Skirmish> It's simple. If you think that a country should run it's economy like a business you are an imbecile. No debate. Straight up imbecile. 
44:00 <dematerialised> how does one provide service to the public Picard?
44:00 <President_Trump> all of those services should be privatised for efficiency
44:00 <Serenity> just because they dont doesnt mean thats not their role President_Trump
44:00 <Serenity> wipe your chin and keep up
44:00 <Picard> Serenity eventually the credit card has a limit, be it the governemtns or not. you cant sustain a lifestyle by continued borrowings
44:00 <Skirmish> Even large multinational countries run in debt when it's needed and trade out of it later. 
44:00 <Serenity> oh. my. god.
44:00 <Serenity> i can
44:00 <Serenity> t
44:00 <Serenity> i just cant
44:00 <dematerialised> lol
44:00 <dematerialised> the old
44:00 <President_Trump> governments are hopeless at providing services, they just waste money
44:00 <dematerialised> credit card argument
44:00 <dematerialised> fuck me
44:00 <Lwaxana> pass
44:00 <Serenity> WHY IS HE SO STUPID
44:00 <TheRiddler> how did telstra turn out President_Trump?
44:00 <Serenity> even i get it
44:00 <Serenity> and i know fuck all
45:00 <TheRiddler> when it got privitised
45:00 <President_Trump> telstra was a basketcase
45:00 <President_Trump> what do u mean how did it turn out?
45:00 <dematerialised> that credit card analogy was shat on so hard by literally every economic leader and thinker
45:00 <dematerialised> i honestly
45:00 <dematerialised> cant believe
45:00 <dematerialised> he just rolled that out
45:00 <Skirmish> They are all sub par when compared to Mr Toad. 
45:00 <President_Trump> if telstra had not been privatised it would have taken 10 years longer to get adsl
45:00 <TheRiddler> .
45:00 <Serenity> i literally know the bare minimum when it comes to politics and even I get it
45:00 <Serenity> why cant he
45:00 <dematerialised> i fear for your children Picard
45:00 <dematerialised> i honestly do
45:00 <Picard> so when do we stop spending and pay the debt?
46:00 <Skirmish> Who would you rather listen to? Someone with a university education in economics or the ramblings of Mr Toad. 
46:00 <Picard> you cant borrow forever
46:00 <dematerialised> you increase income
46:00 <Picard> anyone????????
46:00 <Skirmish> When was the last time you ran a country Picard? 
46:00 <Serenity> far out
46:00 <President_Trump> look at europe self destructing with with socialist programs lol
46:00 <Picard> last time u did Skirmish
46:00 <dematerialised> Picard how does one pay off a credit card when the level of income stays the same
46:00 <dematerialised> yet costs increase
46:00 <dematerialised> please tell me
46:00 <Picard> you make sacrifices
47:00 <dematerialised> no
47:00 <dematerialised> you increase income
47:00 <Lwaxana> yes
47:00 <dematerialised> the debt stays the same
47:00 <Skirmish> If it's time to pay the credit card off why is the Liberal govt offering tax cuts which reduces the govt's income picard? 
47:00 <Picard> oh i forgot, u borrow more
47:00 <dematerialised> you dont borrow more
47:00 <TheRiddler> .
47:00 <Lwaxana> you stop buying
47:00 <dematerialised> you stop buying
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol make sacrifices
47:00 <TheRiddler> omg
47:00 <dematerialised> i told you
47:00 <Picard> so where do we stop spending?
47:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish liberal cant make any changes because labor control the senate
47:00 <dematerialised> he'd dress his kids in potato sacks if hecould
47:00 <Picard> President_Trump these idiots dont realise that
47:00 <dematerialised> Picard: ask the liberals
47:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
47:00 <TheRiddler> rofl
48:00 <dematerialised> they have lots of great ideas
48:00 <dematerialised> on how to cut spending
48:00 <TheRiddler> the image of picard in a potato sack
48:00 <dematerialised> without increasing income
48:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump: Their changes were shit. The senate is designed to be a filter to stop bad policy. It did exactly what it was designed to do. 
48:00 <Picard> dematerialised and the senate blocks them
48:00 <Lwaxana> alcohol, poker machines, cigarettes
48:00 <TheRiddler> ROFL
48:00 <TheRiddler> someone photoshop that
48:00 <TheRiddler> plss
48:00 <dematerialised> literally anything that gets blocked by the Senate is a good thing to get blocked
48:00 <TheRiddler> faux
48:00 <Picard> we need a government with a majority, no deals with these bullshit parties
48:00 <faux> wht
48:00 <TheRiddler> imagine picard in a potato sack
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <Picard> someone with a majority who can get on with things
49:00 <dematerialised> Current Senate Numbers
49:00 <President_Trump> labor couldnt even stop the boats
49:00 <Skirmish> Picard: So you want the Liberals to break away from the Nationals? 
49:00 <dematerialised> Coalition (Liberal): 33
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still lolling at it
49:00 <dematerialised> Labor: 25
49:00 <dematerialised> Greens: 10
49:00 <dematerialised> so literally
49:00 <dematerialised> your argument
49:00 <dematerialised> for senate blocking the "good bills"
49:00 <dematerialised> means coalition says they are fucked
49:00 <dematerialised> meaning liberals are making bad policy
49:00 <dematerialised> jesus
49:00 <Picard> the greens and labor should form a coaliton
49:00 <Skirmish> Why? 
49:00 <Picard> they are not much different
49:00 <Skirmish> Labor can win without the greens. Liberals cannot win without the Nationals. 
49:00 <President_Trump> they arent making bad policy, labor are playing politics lol
49:00 <dematerialised> Picard please tell me why Senate blocking the "good bills"
50:00 <Picard> like the nats and libs
50:00 <President_Trump> how stupid are you
50:00 <Lwaxana> this election will have the highest level of informal vote ever
50:00 <dematerialised> is apparently bad
50:00 <dematerialised> when by the senate's own composition
50:00 <dematerialised> the liberals are blocking their own bills...
50:00 <dematerialised> says something about the quality of the propositions
50:00 <dematerialised> doesn't it?
50:00 <President_Trump> the system is broken anyway, we need a system where the PM can get things done
51:00 <Picard> just imagine some fucking nut job like jackie lambie having balance of power
51:00 <dematerialised> i'll give you 10 minutes to find a new headline/liberal advertisement peice
51:00 <dematerialised> to explain that one
51:00 <TheRiddler> making sacrifices...
51:00 <Picard> dematerialised not really, the libs could develop a policy to abolish world hunger and labor would block it
51:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised do you think the wealthy should pay more tax?
51:00 <TheRiddler> "no more going to the doctor kids"
51:00 <dematerialised> define wealthy President_Trump
52:00 <TheRiddler> are you related to turnbull by chance?
52:00 <Picard> the gst needs to be 15%
52:00 <dematerialised> yes it does
52:00 <President_Trump> say earn more than 150k
52:00 <dematerialised> no
52:00 <dematerialised> people on 150k already pay enough tax
52:00 <dematerialised> its people avoiding tax by using offshore accounts/super that is the problem
52:00 <Picard> gina pays fuck all
52:00 <President_Trump> dont people on 1m pay enough tax then?
52:00 <dematerialised> and pre-tax deductions
52:00 <Picard> its people like her who should pay more
52:00 <dematerialised> poeople "earning" 1m don't pay their share of tax
53:00 <President_Trump> they dont?
53:00 <dematerialised> no
53:00 <Picard> dematerialised whats fair?
53:00 <President_Trump> you'd pay over 400k on 1m
53:00 <dematerialised> you *would* pay
53:00 <dematerialised> but they dont
53:00 <dematerialised> that's the point
53:00 <dematerialised> they use pre-tax deductions and super accounts to not pay income tax
53:00 <Picard> whats wrong with that?
53:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or is it libs have no ads about their policies
53:00 <President_Trump> how do u not pay tax in a super account?
53:00 <TheRiddler> and it's all on defacing labor
54:00 <dematerialised> super isn't taxed at the same rate as income tax President_Trump
54:00 <Picard> u pay reduce %
54:00 <President_Trump> it's only tax free if you are in pension mode
54:00 <dematerialised> i didnt say tax free
54:00 <dematerialised> picard is right
54:00 <Picard> i dont have a problem with that
54:00 <President_Trump> u cant put an unlimited amount in
54:00 <Picard> and its no something i benefit from
54:00 <dematerialised> you can literally put as much money as you wanted into super until recently
55:00 <President_Trump> no you cant, they have caps
55:00 <dematerialised> i said
55:00 <dematerialised> until recently
55:00 <dematerialised> they didnt always have caps
55:00 <Picard> rudd capped it
55:00 <President_Trump> and you pay tax when you put it in
55:00 <Picard> i think
57:00 <dematerialised> and just think, all we've talked about is money
57:00 <dematerialised> we haven't even touched the other important policy bis
57:00 <dematerialised> bits*
57:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <faux> touch me policy bits
57:00 <President_Trump> like what? having an open borders policy?
57:00 <President_Trump> thats what all the raging lefties want
57:00 <faux> excuse me
57:00 <Loof> will muslims destroy the west?
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <faux> we most certainly will not
57:00 <dematerialised> do you mean muslims loof
57:00 <dematerialised> or islamic government
58:00 <Skirmish> Sharia is poison
58:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think he knows which is which
58:00 <Skirmish> POISON
58:00 <dematerialised> muslims are good good people
58:00 <Picard> shorten is muslim
58:00 <dematerialised> islamic government does not work in western culture
58:00 <Picard> member if isis
58:00 <tobor> your lipppss are made of poiisoonnnnnnn
58:00 <President_Trump> lefties are so badly conflicted, they love islam but then say they are for womens rights
58:00 <TheRiddler> .
58:00 <tobor> poison runnin thru me veinsnss
58:00 <TheRiddler> .................
58:00 <Loof> like dick smith was saying
58:00 <Clarkson> is one little talented cunt
59:00 <dematerialised> there's a difference between modern islam and core/extreme islam President_Trump
59:00 <Loof> how they want to charge us for halal on his products
59:00 <TheRiddler> are you really playing the terrorist card on a polly
59:00 <Picard> gays love muslims, yet they would be thrown of a building in syria
59:00 <Picard> go figure
59:00 <TheRiddler> .
59:00 <dematerialised> all religions have fucked rules
59:00 <Picard> Matthew your opinion on muslims?
59:00 <Skirmish> Oh no not the halal discussion! 
59:00 <Picard> religion is bullshit
59:00 <Loof> man i don't know jack about it that's why i'm asking
00:00 <dematerialised> ok well muslims are just people who follow the islam religion
00:00 <President_Trump> yes the difference is the core/extreme islam will chop your head off, wheres as the moderate muslims wants the core/extreme islamist to chop your head off
00:00 <dematerialised> i.e christians love god
00:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
00:00 <dematerialised> extreme christians will rape their wives
00:00 <Picard> lol trump
00:00 <dematerialised> just as extreme islamists will chop your head off
00:00 <Picard> there not all bad
01:00 <dematerialised> extreme christians who fuck their girlfriends on their periods should be killed
01:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
01:00 <Picard> eeeww
01:00 <Picard> gross
01:00 <President_Trump> women in germany arent reporting being raped by the refugees so they arent seen as racist lol
01:00 <President_Trump> socialism gone mad
01:00 <TheRiddler> but true men love their girls anytime of the month
01:00 <dematerialised> exactly
01:00 <Loof> what about the refugees are a lot of them rapists and harrass girls?
01:00 <TheRiddler> the internet told me so
01:00 <Picard> what  hate is they come here, and expect us to adjust to there way of life
01:00 <dematerialised> no Loof
01:00 <dematerialised> a minority are
01:00 <Loof> cool
02:00 <dematerialised> but it's a big headline
02:00 <dematerialised> so it's made out to be some kind of epidemic
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi picard wot kind of van do u drive m8?
02:00 <dematerialised> again, thats the issue with only reading headlines and not actually doing any kind of independent research
02:00 <Loof> yeah i just hear extreme views from both sides and don't know what to believe, it all scares me
02:00 <Picard> Loof u should leave australia
02:00 <dematerialised> like, literally nobody here in WA gives a fuck about halal food because it's not a big deal and our news doesnt report about it
03:00 <dematerialised> but in redneck melbourne and queensland
03:00 <TheRiddler> he drives a ford transit I bet
03:00 <dematerialised> look out
03:00 <Picard> move to japan, they dont tolerate this muslin shit
03:00 <dematerialised> halal riots everywhere
03:00 <Clarkson> 51-20 fuck me
03:00 <TheRiddler> why
03:00 <TheRiddler> because it's made in US
03:00 <Picard> fuck halal, who cares
03:00 <Clarkson> beehhh tried to take on my 1 year old son and got his ass kicked
03:00 <dematerialised> how dare those muslim cunts have their own way of preparing food
03:00 <dematerialised> HOW DARE THEY
03:00 <Loof> what about guns control in america?
03:00 <Picard> if its tasty im eating it
03:00 <Loof> gun*
03:00 <tobor> YEA DEMAT LET EM HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <Picard> i had a halal kebab today
04:00 <President_Trump> u are a disgrace Picard
04:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/O3ZC8QC.png
04:00 <Picard> i just wish it had a strip of bacon and some egg on it
04:00 <TheRiddler> there is no difference in how food is prepared
04:00 <dematerialised> there is actually
04:00 <Picard> its how the animal is slaughtered.
04:00 <dematerialised> proper halal certification means it has been prepared as per islam rules
05:00 <dematerialised> i.e proper slaughter
05:00 <President_Trump> lol
05:00 <President_Trump> yeah murdered alive
05:00 <dematerialised> it literally has no effect on the average bogan fuck
05:00 <Picard> so would a muslim eat a big mac a gay prepared
05:00 <tobor> as opposed to killing it then murdering it
05:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah robot
05:00 <dematerialised> ...
05:00 <Loof> the only thing i know about politics is i  know nothing
05:00 <faux> me 2
06:00 <Picard> wb Skirmish, got the bike reasy?
06:00 <dematerialised> this is why i fucking hate media
06:00 <Picard> ready&
06:00 <Picard> ffs
06:00 <TheRiddler> the only difference is they dont use the same equipment they use to slaughter pigs
06:00 <dematerialised> it spreads so much sensationalised bullshit
06:00 <Skirmish> Just dropped you off at the pool Picard.
06:00 <dematerialised> designed to sell papers and increase clickbait
06:00 <President_Trump> what about those 20 muslims in sydney about 10 years ago raped that girl
06:00 <Loof> i don't watch tv, i get all my politics from facebook
06:00 <President_Trump> in a park
06:00 <dematerialised> as opposed to all the white folk that rape girls every day trump
06:00 <dematerialised> ?
07:00 <TheRiddler> trumps rump on a pump
07:00 <tobor> robot OUT
07:00 <President_Trump> muslims and blacks do the most gang rapes
07:00 <Picard> Halal food has been prepared according to Islamic law, and is free from pork products, alcohol and certain other ingredients.
07:00 <dematerialised> they statistically dont
07:00 <TheRiddler> trumps rump taking a dump
07:00 <dematerialised> they get the most air time however
07:00 <Loof> like how can the left be for muslims and for womens rights? don't they cancel each other out?
07:00 <President_Trump> your statistics are wrong
07:00 <Picard> turkish people are good muslims
07:00 <dematerialised> because they are black
07:00 <dematerialised> and not catholic
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
08:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
08:00 <dematerialised> k9
08:00 <dematerialised> dont join
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
08:00 <dematerialised> its a really bad tie
08:00 <dematerialised> time
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
08:00 <dematerialised> talking about how muslims rape women in gangs
08:00 <dematerialised> daily
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's full teach retards things going on atm here
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…
08:00 <Loof> i'm not a retard TheRiddler
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> also
09:00 <Skirmish> Politics with Picard is happening. It's like arguing with Ray Hadley. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i assume like all muslims are just like rape machines
09:00 <dematerialised> lol k9
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> men and women muslims
09:00 <Serenity> kate did you write this?
09:00 <Loof> i just don't pretend i know what i'm talking about like you TheRiddler
09:00 <President_Trump> did u know sweden has the worlds first centre for MALE rape victims because muslims keep raping them
09:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13442145_1018929098155766_4174974120358667401_n.jpg?oh=8f95ba94a59c0643c573d129e750997c&oe=57EFCDEC
09:00 <amelia> ignorant
09:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to telll you about travis fimmel kk
09:00 <dematerialised> sweden has the worlds first centre for MALE rape victims
09:00 <dematerialised> are you serious Trump
09:00 <dematerialised> ?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - maybe serenity :P
09:00 <President_Trump> lovely sweden has been destroyed by muslim immigration
10:00 <dematerialised> you honestly believe sweden is the world first male rape center-having country
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you see him in person ridler?
10:00 <dematerialised> jesus fucking christ
10:00 <President_Trump> the rest of europe is heading that way
10:00 <dematerialised> ok im done
10:00 <President_Trump> sweden is the rape capital of the western world
10:00 <TheRiddler> yes
10:00 <dematerialised> two retards have drained me of all humanity
10:00 <dematerialised> im gonna go punch a baby or three
10:00 <TheRiddler> shook his hand and got n signature
10:00 <Skirmish> https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/13/sex-assaults-sweden-stockholm-music-festival      <---- GASP! From a left wing news outlet too! 
10:00 <President_Trump> lol at demut trying to be a good little progressive
10:00 <dematerialised> progressive is a US term
10:00 <dematerialised> im not a US
11:00 <dematerialised> nor am i a progressive
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'll touch you with it so you can have a indirect touch from him :p
11:00 <President_Trump> so what?
11:00 <amelia> no ur a progressive
11:00 <amelia> no u r
11:00 <TheRiddler> flo from progressive
11:00 <amelia> dont call me a fuckin progressive!
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <President_Trump> amelia u arent a progressive you are racist
12:00 <amelia> Progressive_Trump
12:00 <President_Trump> coz you come from a war torn country
12:00 <TheRiddler> I went to his panel too kk
12:00 <amelia> Croatia is luffly
12:00 <TheRiddler> he got married to all the ppl that stood up in the room
13:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler stood up
13:00 <Skirmish> homo
13:00 <Picard> The Jewish method of slaughter called shechita cannot involve pre-slaughter stunning at all. 
13:00 <Picard> at least the muslims allow stunning
13:00 <TheRiddler> I had a boner n couldn't
13:00 <TheRiddler> :P
13:00 <Skirmish> lol
14:00 <Picard> k im off, remember to vote Liberal
14:00 <President_Trump> lol
14:00 <President_Trump> liberal?
14:00 <Picard> yes..
14:00 <President_Trump> put a new box down the bottom and tick it then write TRUMP next to it
14:00 <Skirmish> Too late I have already pre voted Labor. 
14:00 <Picard> well Coaliton
14:00 <President_Trump> dont be a loser
14:00 <Skirmish> Suckit. 
15:00 <Matthew> HOW RUDE
15:00 <Picard> oh well, you're a loser
15:00 <Picard> like shorten
15:00 <Loof> i'll vote for whoever Skirmish and dematerialised vote for :)
15:00 <President_Trump> Picard my peppermint grove electorate is very safe liberal doesnt matter who i vote
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> I'm not a loser until the day I wake up and your face is looking me back in the mirror Picard. 
15:00 <Picard> u dont get a vote u reffo
15:00 <Picard> your a loser every day, dead end life 
15:00 <Loof> you're
16:00 <Skirmish> I have fantastic genes. I will never be bald. 
16:00 <Picard> shhh u reffo
16:00 <President_Trump> Picard has cholestrol problems
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Picard> i do?
16:00 <Picard> when?
16:00 <President_Trump> you take statins lol
16:00 <Picard> really
16:00 <Picard> wows
16:00 <Picard> wat else
16:00 <President_Trump> yes romper told me once
16:00 <Picard> lol romoer
16:00 <Picard> romper
16:00 <President_Trump> shazza has a thyroid problem
16:00 <Skirmish> Picard has erectile issues. 
17:00 <Picard> nuh Skirmish im hard right now, thinking of my life and your pittiful existance 
17:00 <Skirmish> It's assumed that his gunt suffocated his penis. 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> You’d be angry if you gunt suffocated your penis
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda explains the mood
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but glad to see you’ve got a sense of humour and can laugh about it picard.
19:00 <Skirmish> If you were bald, flacid and fat you would need a sense of humour to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay. 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> You could prob get surgey for gunt removal and penis renewal
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> surgery**
20:00 <Picard> i know others are worse off than i, hey Skirmish
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know skirmish is active due to his purchase of foot wear
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh… he plays basketball 24/7
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is prob playing right now… 
24:00 <British^Meat> hah
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> now say, i pitty da fool
25:00 <Skirmish> I PITY DA FOOL WHO IS BALD, FLACID AND FAT!
25:00 <Serenity> is this still going
26:00 <TheRiddler> what is?
26:00 <Loof> keep up
26:00 <TheRiddler> teaching picard kindergarten?
26:00 <Skirmish> Unlike his sex life ... yes it's still going Serenity. 
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Serenity> damn
27:00 <couleurs> ham
27:00 <Loof> ham
27:00 <TheRiddler> wonder what picard will actually learn from this
27:00 <Loof> he hasn't changed since i was here a year ago, so i'd say not a lot
28:00 <Loof> hasn't changed one bit
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
28:00 <TheRiddler> it seems pointless
28:00 <Loof> yup
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i get a next
28:00 <TheRiddler> next
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you guys seen… GOT
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> season finale
28:00 <Loof> no!
28:00 <TheRiddler> not yet
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well
28:00 <TheRiddler> dont spoil
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not gonna
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm your farm
28:00 <Loof> no time, irc
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> I'm only upto eps 7
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should have saved it and binged watched the season
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but
29:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I watched it earlier tonight. Great episode. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> was awesome
29:00 <TheRiddler> I need to find a better way to watch it
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> STILL it feels like they’ve packed toomuch into every ep.
29:00 <Picard> i pity the fool who doesnt get to say goodnight to his kids :)
29:00 <Skirmish> Wrapped up this season and set the next one up perfectly. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it did
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but there are like 900 sub story lines
30:00 <TheRiddler> you said kids picard
30:00 <Skirmish> If that was directed at me Picard I say goodnight to my son every night. 
30:00 <TheRiddler> that's instant ban
30:00 <Picard> in person?
30:00 <Picard>  lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> Serenity he involved kids
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck sakes
30:00 <Picard> run, cry sook u fat bowlong ball head cunt
30:00 <Clarkson> i just try not to be a huge asshole to you man
30:00 <Loof> i hope i didn't upset anyone asking noob questions is all
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas… gimp hour
31:00 <GoldSpade> sure is
31:00 <Serenity> picard ffs dont try and one up him by using his son thats pathetic and weak and all it shows is you have no brain power for anything else
31:00 <Skirmish> No not in person but because I am a man with an amazing relationship with my son it doesn't bother me when little people like you want to try push those buttons. 
31:00 <Skirmish> :D 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off gold and go back to your gimp box
31:00 <Serenity> its a weak sad arguemtn
31:00 <Picard> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
31:00 <GoldSpade> I chucked my gimp box out
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> really… i find that hard to believe
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> rage quit
32:00 <British^Meat> lol, andy got mad :)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
32:00 <Serenity> piss weak fat blob
32:00 <TheRiddler> he's spamming me now
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s not 1995
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and we;re not 12, using yahoo messenger
33:00 <Loof> what's the new word for spam?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
33:00 <Serenity> what do u mean
33:00 <Skirmish> Still spam
34:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy katatonic_cake what ya gonna call your kid
34:00 <couleurs> "Social Media"
34:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish why are u pedoing baby doll?
35:00 <TheRiddler> he's still spamming me
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was thinking avout calling my kid gold
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> after you
35:00 <Skirmish> What? 
35:00 <GoldSpade> ohhh I feel so proud
35:00 <President_Trump> that pic i still had open
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
35:00 <TheRiddler> goldberg
35:00 <President_Trump> baby doll
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> now fuck off back to your gimp cave
36:00 <Skirmish> I found it on a website that zaim linked and asked if it was the same one from the other channel you guys go after. 
36:00 <GoldSpade> just think that time katatonic_kate01
36:00 <GoldSpade> 15 years ago
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> put down the ice pipe, aye
37:00 <GoldSpade> like yesterday
37:00 <President_Trump> lol 'go after'
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, i was 19 
37:00 <President_Trump> thestig and johninja did
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn’t using irc when I was 19.
37:00 <GoldSpade> yes you were legal
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and your point being?
38:00 <GoldSpade> old enough to fuck and give headjobs
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZ5iPUqswE
38:00 <GoldSpade> handjobs!
38:00 <GoldSpade> lolol
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: kazoo kid gets a little quiet - directors cut Views: 3,574 Uploader: apigfall Uploaded: May 27, 2016 Duration: 0m33s Rating: 4.91
38:00 <TheRiddler> who the fuck calls it headjobs
38:00 <Skirmish> wristies!
38:00 <GoldSpade> yes!
38:00 <GoldSpade> see Skirmish knows
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re thinking in some ice induced psychosis I sucked your limp dick??
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> when i was 19
39:00 <TheRiddler> I saw someone write on a bathroom stall door. what's the best part about getting a headjob
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. OK THEN.
39:00 <Skirmish> I wish I got a Kate wristie
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
39:00 <TheRiddler> 10 minute silence
39:00 <TheRiddler> *the
39:00 <Loof> I'M SO ANGRYYYYYY! just kidding i'm actually scared
39:00 <GoldSpade> yes it never happend
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> gold, fuck off before you harm yourself typing.
40:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to write "sounds like they're shit at it if it goes for 10mins*
40:00 <GoldSpade> my fingers did hurt yeah
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> You come across as a special kinda person who might type with a tying wand and accidently stab yourself in the eye
40:00 <TheRiddler> :p
40:00 <GoldSpade> yeah I hate that
41:00 <TheRiddler> stfu GoldSpade
41:00 <GoldSpade> hhehhe ok
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’ve had enough now - ignored. buh bye
41:00 <GoldSpade> ok cya next time
41:00 <Loof> all this fightin and a fussin
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <GoldSpade> fightin and fuckin
42:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I'm out. Going to bed.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> too many dick bags
42:00 <GoldSpade> how dare you call me a condom!
42:00 <Loof> why aren't vaginas called dick bags
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> you catch cum GoldSpade
43:00 <GoldSpade> yeah thats what my mouth and ass is for
44:00 <GoldSpade> well according to katatonic_kate01
44:00 <GoldSpade> it is
44:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should shut both up
45:00 <TheRiddler> condoms dont talk
45:00 <GoldSpade> no they are ttoo busy to talk
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you smoke ice, they must riddler
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <GoldSpade> mmm iceblocks
47:00 <Loof> ice scares me, in my reality everyone outside my house is on it
48:00 <GoldSpade> homesless people?
48:00 <Loof> yeah
48:00 <GoldSpade> ass for ice
49:00 <Loof> i see so many scruffy people that look like they just want to murder you for a cig
49:00 <GoldSpade> sounds like a great neighbourhood Loof
49:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Loof> i should move closer to the city
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a client at work making fantasy in her room....
50:00 <Loof> "making fantasy"?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in making the drug fantasy
51:00 <Loof> never heard of fantasy
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and selling it to other clients in the service
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi k8 have u finished breeding yet
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> kool
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s a ‘downer’ drug you can take analy apparently lol
51:00 <Loof> guess i don't know drugs after all, never heard of fantasy
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah made me laugh a lil when i was reading some drug info
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0GHB1,0 (fantasy) 1,0Gamma hydroxybutyrate1,0 (1,0GHB1,0) is a depressant drug that slows down the activity of the brain and parts of the central nervous system. 1,0GHB1,0commonly comes as a colourless, odourless, bitter or salty-tasting liquid, usually sold in small bottles or vials, such as soy sauce containers.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.druginfo.adf.org.au/drug-facts/ghb
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey k8 if im not voting for labor who should i vote 4
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> there ya go… work is always an interesting place….. always learning
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> read the score cards put out
53:00 <Loof> are you a case worker?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not right now
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i was for like 4 years
53:00 <GoldSpade> head case worker
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not when i’m preggers… too much stress
54:00 <Loof> was she a psychiatric patient?
54:00 <Loof> client*
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, homeless and using ice…
54:00 <Loof> ew
54:00 <GoldSpade> fuk
54:00 <Clarkson> look at me i have a penis
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i guess she was making fantasy….
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> to support her ice habit
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> i need 2 shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> was my assumption…. 
55:00 <TheRiddler> good try clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> u are the dumb nigga 
55:00 <TheRiddler> :(
55:00 <Loof> i like to pretend drug users don't exist
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. but they do.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ‘ice epidemic’ isn’t really happening if you look at stats….
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so.. it’s all good :P
56:00 <GoldSpade> you cant cure drug addiction
56:00 <GoldSpade> only control
56:00 <GoldSpade> would that be right Kate
57:00 <TheRiddler> seems every guy in this anime has a little girl companion
57:00 <TheRiddler> :/
57:00 <faux> n
57:00 <Loof> jelly?
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> golly
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey do u goys like elvis presley
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> yes
57:00 <faux> goys
57:00 <faux> hi k8
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai fauxy
57:00 <TheRiddler> actually
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup goy?
57:00 <faux> hows u
57:00 <faux> lool
57:00 <faux> nommuch
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes goiys
57:00 <couleurs> cootos 2 all da goys n jellys
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… been better, but been worse
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> all sex of yas
58:00 <Clarkson> I'm feeling fat as fuck atm
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too clarky! 
58:00 <Clarkson> then some bitch stole me first cars key
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… sucks 2bu
58:00 <TheRiddler> I felt like that this weekend
58:00 <TheRiddler> I ate a whole pizza
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> wot kind
58:00 <TheRiddler> pork belly
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewwwwwwwwwwww
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> wot were do u get dat
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
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