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15:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh i think my tinder gf broke up with me cuz were unmatched now lololol
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh well her puss was wider than my hallway
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> lol new match. that didnt take long
16:00 <Doodle> yay another revolting slag
17:00 <thestig> its how u like em
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> at least most sluts arent boring
19:00 <Doodle> Callisto creator Jess Ladd has created a Tinder-like matching system identifying repeat rapists
19:00 <Doodle> uh oh
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> lololol tinder girls want dick how can u rape someone on tinder
21:00 <doctor> Is that true? Is tinger just a grindr for straight people?
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> wtf is grindr
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> also wtf is with tinder girls obsessions with mermaids
24:00 <doctor> app for gays
24:00 <Clarkson> listen to more of their stuff ... but that is a fucking brilliant cover
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> what kind of sick fuck wants to fuck a fishy tail anyway
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> legs or gtfo
24:00 <doctor> dont be too picky
25:00 <doctor> you can't smell the mermaids in the disney movies
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> fresh fish dont really smell but they are slimey
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe thats their angle
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> slimey cunts
31:00 <couleurs> i'm acute angle :)
32:00 <couleurs> ireland loseing 3-0 at 75 mins u guys
32:00 <couleurs> go bak 2 da pubs were u belong boys
46:00 <Jessica69> hey paully
47:00 <Jessica69> longie does chevn still come in here?
51:00 <TheRiddler> pls tell me jerome is banned
52:00 <Serenity> neither of them come here anymore Jessica69 longies nick is just there
52:00 <TheRiddler> I just came back from watching warcraft
52:00 <Serenity> oh
53:00 <TheRiddler> I give it 3 out 5 orcs
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> the orcs were better actors than the humans :p
57:00 <TheRiddler> also there was a mage that felt like he was more at home as person who plays dungeons and dragons
57:00 <TheRiddler> on youtube
57:00 <TheRiddler> +a
00:00 <Jessica69> oh thats a shame
00:00 <Jessica69> she had such nice teats
00:00 <Doodle> wouldnt she be like 58 now
01:00 <Jessica69> Maurice will know
01:00 <Doodle> true
01:00 <Maurice> I have her on my fb
01:00 <Doodle> theyre both in the grannies with tude group
01:00 <Jessica69> ouch
01:00 <Jessica69> no need to be nasty
01:00 <Maurice> Was just a love tap
02:00 <Muzzled> i know
02:00 <Muzzled> i leaked a little
02:00 <Maurice> Whats the haps
02:00 <Muzzled> car fixing
02:00 <Muzzled> just having a break
02:00 <Serenity> told you it was a dude
02:00 <Maurice> All the chicks on here are dudes
02:00 <Muzzled> yeah Serenity is a dude
03:00 <Maurice> He is
03:00 <Serenity> sure am
03:00 <Serenity> i have a huge cock
03:00 <Muzzled> between your eyeas
03:00 <Maurice> Thats my fave bit of you
03:00 <Serenity> between me legs mate
03:00 <Serenity> wanna huff?
03:00 <Maurice> Thats also why I like Doodle
03:00 <Maurice> That and his dimples
04:00 <Maurice> Careful, they might explode
04:00 <Doodle> i just have a normal cock thx
04:00 <Clarkson> [08:21:47] this band are sex
04:00 <Muzzled> i cant find my cock
04:00 <Serenity> had to restart hopefully my graphics stop glitching out
04:00 <Muzzled> i think its detachable
05:00 <Maurice> Oh Muzzled, did you know Chev had a spawn
05:00 <Muzzled> lol
05:00 <Muzzled> who would pork her
05:00 <Muzzled> ewww
05:00 <Maurice> Also
05:00 <Maurice> Rhiann had one too
06:00 <Muzzled> lol
06:00 <Muzzled> rhianne was a crazy bitch
06:00 <Muzzled> omg
06:00 <Muzzled> i got nudies of her
06:00 <Muzzled> i had
06:00 <Muzzled> i deleted them quicker than i had ever done anything in my life
07:00 <Muzzled> rhianne kept calling my house for months and months
07:00 <Muzzled> crazy bitch
07:00 <Serenity> was she the fat one?
08:00 <Serenity> who gave people shit for being fat but she turned out to be a land whale
08:00 <Maurice> Pig nose
08:00 <Serenity> or is that some other crazy bitch
08:00 <Maurice> Boned that creep Jimmie
08:00 <Clarkson> ohh fuck not chatmosphere
08:00 <Doodle> fukn jimmie
09:00 <Maurice> They did anal, she got him a comp, he dumped her
09:00 <Doodle> onice
09:00 <Maurice> Happens to us all..
09:00 <Doodle> he did well
09:00 <Muzzled> noice
09:00 <Muzzled> her back end was cuter than her front end
09:00 <Doodle> so Maurice i have this laptop here if u want it
09:00 <Doodle> bad enough
10:00 <TheRiddler> hai Tessa
10:00 <Maurice> Does it charge without having the hold the charger in a certain position?
10:00 <Doodle> charge?
10:00 <Doodle> no
10:00 <Maurice> The = to
10:00 <Doodle> it doesnt work on just the battery
10:00 <Muzzled> lol
11:00 <Doodle> i never use it i just want anal
11:00 <Maurice> Mine wont charge unless the charger is in a certain spot
11:00 <Maurice> And if you had said yes, I was gonna /me lubes up
11:00 <Maurice> YOU RUINED IT
11:00 <Maurice> FUCKING MARCIA
11:00 <Doodle> lmao
11:00 <Muzzled> at your age you shouldnt need lube
11:00 <Maurice> Excuse you
11:00 <Muzzled> hehe
11:00 <Maurice> I am as toight as a toiger
11:00 <Doodle> just spit
11:00 <Doodle> it'll do
11:00 <Tessa> hi TheRiddler
11:00 <Muzzled> pee works
11:00 <Doodle> eeep
12:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure you're not far behind anyway Muzzled
12:00 <Maurice> No pun intended
12:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
12:00 <Doodle> lmao
12:00 <Doodle> like a flower
12:00 <Muzzled> im still in my 20's
12:00 <Maurice> Blossoming
12:00 <Doodle> an ass flower
12:00 <Maurice> Bullshit
12:00 <Muzzled> more like an old persian rug
13:00 <Muzzled> early 30s then
13:00 <Doodle> [01:12] <Muzzled> im from the 20's
13:00 <Maurice> It's luxurious
13:00 <Maurice> Shag pile rug
13:00 <Muzzled> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
13:00 <Muzzled> bad memory alert
13:00 <Maurice> Technically I'm still early 30s
13:00 <Maurice> So eat a dick
13:00 <Doodle> early
13:00 <Muzzled> i got with rhianne
13:00 <Doodle> r u sure
13:00 <Maurice> I'm not mid yet, so yes
13:00 <Maurice> EWWW
13:00 <Doodle> damn
13:00 <Muzzled> oh fuck
13:00 <Clarkson> It's fucking rotten. 
13:00 <Maurice> Ok everyone, Muzzled is broken, step away from him
14:00 <Muzzled> i got with cie too
14:00 <Maurice> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> god
14:00 <Serenity> why
14:00 <Muzzled> cos
14:00 <Maurice> Those 2 used to go to raves together
14:00 <Doodle> i'm detecting a pattern sezz
14:00 <Doodle> i think its cos she had a vagina
14:00 <Muzzled> it was easier than taking my socks off
14:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:00 <Serenity> i think youre onto somehting
14:00 <Muzzled> omg
15:00 <Muzzled> why the fuck do these memories come flooding back
15:00 <Serenity> acid trip
15:00 <Serenity> happens to the best of em
15:00 <Muzzled> i made out with this polish bird
15:00 <Muzzled> didnt see a mate for like a decade
16:00 <Muzzled> finally caught up with him and he had married her
16:00 <Muzzled> awkward
16:00 <Muzzled> hmm ezz
16:00 <Doodle> that happened to me once
16:00 <Serenity> cool story needs more homosexuals
16:00 <Doodle> it was an actual bird tho
16:00 <Maurice> I just came inside to the pixar lamp glaring at me
16:00 <Serenity> dave?
17:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
17:00 <Maurice> Now she's kneading my boob and let me tell you, it's not erotic
17:00 <Muzzled> hmm
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <Muzzled> boob!
17:00 <Muzzled> i think i just came
17:00 <Maurice> Pussy on my boob :o
17:00 <Doodle> i was looking through my pics of ircers the other day
17:00 <Maurice> She's trying to groom herself but all you can hear is her licking her bucket and it's driving me insane
18:00 <Muzzled> hmm my cat is cleaning me now
18:00 <Doodle> Maurice does have some crackers
18:00 <Maurice> Oh christ
18:00 <Doodle> thats what i said
18:00 <dematerialised> salty crackers at taht
18:00 <Maurice> You're not meant to keep them
18:00 <Doodle> ehehe
18:00 <Maurice> Just print, laminate, delete
18:00 <Doodle> i keep everything
18:00 <Muzzled> pass them on
18:00 <Maurice> S'what I do
18:00 <Muzzled> i will paypal you some coin
18:00 <Doodle> in case i never get laid again i keep all the nudes
19:00 <dematerialised> me too
19:00 <Muzzled> anyway i best get back to fixing this fucking navara
19:00 <Maurice> I feel like I'll never have sex again
19:00 <Maurice> My balls are very full
19:00 <Muzzled> 5L of petrol and a match
19:00 <Doodle> .
19:00 <Doodle> dont even Maurice
19:00 <Muzzled> i havent had sex in 9 years with a human
19:00 <Maurice> Are you still living near me, Muzzled?
19:00 <dematerialised> bye miss you already
20:00 <Doodle> 9 years
20:00 <Doodle> fk
20:00 <Muzzled> i ahve never lived near you Maurice
20:00 <Maurice> You have so
20:00 <Muzzled> gossie was the closest
20:00 <Maurice> But anyways, bring me a cheeseburger with big mac sauce
20:00 <Maurice> Thanks
20:00 <doctor> dont understand the sex mad
20:00 <Muzzled> gime 2 minutes i will just make the cheese
20:00 <doctor> sure its nice but big deal
20:00 <Maurice> He did say 'with a human' Doodle
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Doodle> true
20:00 <Maurice> Farm animals are a different thing
21:00 <Maurice> Just call him Mr Hands
21:00 <dematerialised> btw it's fuckign cold outside
21:00 <doctor> different strokes
21:00 <Doodle> eek
21:00 <Muzzled> wanna smell my finger
21:00 <Doodle> thats not my hand
21:00 <Maurice> I entered a comp at the bottle shop tonight to win a $700 tattoo voucher, I better win or I'm setting both stores on fire
21:00 <Doodle> wow
21:00 <Doodle> you really do live in a classy neighbourhood Maurice
21:00 <Maurice> And since they're next to each other, it's only 1 match
22:00 <Maurice> It wasn't even my neighbourhood, so I'm ok with that
22:00 <Muzzled> i can give you 700 dollars if you let me analise you without a franger
22:00 <Doodle> 'thats a great tattoo'
22:00 <Doodle> 'ye i won it in a pub raffle luv'
22:00 <Muzzled> im latex intolerant
22:00 <Maurice> There was no pub you pleb1
22:00 <Maurice> !
22:00 <Doodle> SAME SHIT
22:00 <Maurice> Fucking shift
22:00 <Maurice> IS NOT
22:00 <Doodle> bloody westies
22:00 <Serenity> its quite common to have that sort of shit at the bottleo
23:00 <Clarkson> its so fucking self indulgent i could vomit
23:00 <Muzzled> i have a tat.....
23:00 <Maurice> There is no pub attached to this bottleshop
23:00 <Doodle> it is in wa
23:00 <Serenity> no it is everywhere
23:00 <Maurice> Especially when they're next to each other lol
23:00 <Serenity> this is not 1970 tattoos are not something only bikies get
23:00 <dematerialised> yes it is
23:00 <dematerialised> bikies and bikie sluts
23:00 <Serenity> no
23:00 <Doodle> who said anything about that
23:00 <Maurice> Then colour me a bikie
23:00 <Muzzled> Auschwitz im going to
24:00 <Maurice> I have a bmx out the back, I could rock that shit
24:00 <Muzzled> i hope they dont make me remove my shirt
24:00 <Serenity> hope youve got some leathers
24:00 <Muzzled> nazi eagle wouldnt go down well
24:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I don't
24:00 <Maurice> Only handbags, shoes and belts
24:00 <Maurice> Will that do
24:00 <Muzzled> im leaving australia Maurice
24:00 <Serenity> im going to shower.. hopefully the waters warm
24:00 <Muzzled> get in before i leave for good
25:00 <Maurice> I had the longest, hottest shower earlier, thank god for gas hot water
25:00 <Muzzled> please take a number
25:00 <Maurice> Why do I want to get in
25:00 <Maurice> Hang on, what am I getting in
25:00 <Muzzled> Doodle is first
25:00 <Maurice> If it's your butt, I'm gonna raincheck
25:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
25:00 <Muzzled> tasting the rainbow
26:00 <Muzzled> alright im out
26:00 <Doodle> i feel like i need a shower now too
26:00 <Muzzled> happy finger bvanging Maurice
26:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqAypbgaUKM
26:00 <Maurice> Thanks Muzzled
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Play him off, keyboard cat. Views: 1,723,682 Uploader: theKeyboardCat Uploaded: May 7, 2009 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.53
26:00 <dematerialised> just go offline
26:00 <Muzzled> Maurice i will store my 4 cars at yours while im gone
26:00 <Maurice> Can you not? That'd be great
27:00 <Muzzled> 3 will get stolen in the first week
27:00 <Doodle> just park em on the front lawn like everyone else in wa does
27:00 <Muzzled> a vn , a vp and a vs
27:00 <Doodle> lmao
27:00 <Doodle> the trifecta
27:00 <Maurice> I've never had a car stolen
27:00 <Doodle> of fail
27:00 <Maurice> And I've tried, lord how I've tried
27:00 <Doodle> why dont u own cars from this century
27:00 <Muzzled> vs doesnt miss a beat, the vp v8 manual is fully rebuilt and the vn is a project
28:00 <Muzzled> i have a 2006 d22 4x4
28:00 <Doodle> and how is that currently going
28:00 <Muzzled> its in bits in the shed
28:00 <Muzzled> working on it tonight
28:00 <Doodle> so you have bits of a d22 in the shed
28:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle, my mum sold a toy kitchen via fb and the woman msgs her 'will it fit in an xr6?' mum asks dad what that is, he goes 'it's a 4 wheel drive of some kind'
28:00 <Muzzled> im a trolly boy
28:00 <Muzzled> im learning k
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure it's not a 4x4
29:00 <dematerialised> gotta start somewhere
29:00 <Muzzled> how i want to be a trolley boy
29:00 <Doodle> if you sold all your shitheaps you could have 1 decent car
29:00 <Muzzled> fuck this stressful job i do
29:00 <Maurice> This twonk https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13466285_10154296080120844_2911558923766809085_n.jpg?oh=171deefd1e5853d5db710efcd90414f4&oe=57D2132C&__gda__=1474823535_b47577e9266b038b6453e9937587014f
30:00 <Doodle> lol@her
30:00 <Maurice> Gotta love her dumb head
30:00 <Muzzled> thats a nice looking cunt you have there
30:00 <Doodle> mine only has 1 head, the dumb head
30:00 <Muzzled> i ran over 3 that look like that just this week
30:00 <Doodle> is her leg going ok
30:00 <Maurice> I doubt any look like her lol
31:00 <Muzzled> i avoid kwinny
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah the vet on thurs said she had her cranky pants on and they had hoped to leave the plaster off but it's not quite ready
31:00 <Muzzled> way too many meth heads
31:00 <Doodle> lmao
31:00 <Muzzled> and coons
31:00 <Doodle> bitch 
31:00 <Maurice> It was a new vet nurse and I'm like 'I'm here for Esme' and she goes 'uh, do you mind putting her in her carrier?'
32:00 <Muzzled> hmm wet nurse
32:00 <Doodle> lol her reputation precedes her
32:00 <Maurice> Lol they'll be so glad to see the end of us
32:00 <Maurice> Probably put us on a black list
32:00 <Muzzled> so will the rest of wa
32:00 <Maurice> 'Your dog is sick? TOUGH SHIT, WE'VE SEEN YOUR CAT. FUCK OFF'
33:00 <Muzzled> alright can you ban me now
33:00 <Doodle> hahaha
33:00 <Doodle> tapped
33:00 <Maurice> And lets face it, my dog is the bestest dog ever
33:00 <Maurice> They'd be lucky to treat him
33:00 <Doodle> yeah my dog is shit
33:00 <Clarkson> Learn to keep your mouth shut cunt
33:00 <Maurice> Now I'm getting mad over them not seeing him and it's not even true
33:00 <Doodle> thinks he's a cat
34:00 <Maurice> Bipolar dog
34:00 <Maurice> I was at my mums today and both her female dogs are in heat, do you have any idea how gross that is
34:00 <Maurice> I'll tell you, it's gross
34:00 <Doodle> is it as gross as when female humans are in heat
34:00 <Maurice> No
34:00 <Maurice> Coz dogs just drip everywhere
35:00 <dematerialised> :/
35:00 <Doodle> oh so its the same
35:00 <dematerialised> haah!
35:00 <Maurice> The hell kind of chicks do you see :o
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> dunno why the wife is so shit in bed these days... she used to be alright
35:00 <Doodle> i dont 
35:00 <Maurice> Maybe it's you
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe its her
35:00 <dematerialised> maybe it's meybelline
35:00 <Maurice> -maybe
35:00 <Doodle> maybe she is saving her energy for her bf
35:00 <Maurice> I know I would
35:00 <dematerialised> it's because you forgot to blow her up again taco
36:00 <dematerialised> she's got a leak
36:00 <doctor> me too
36:00 <Maurice> Shes got a slow leak
36:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
36:00 <dematerialised> :D
36:00 <Maurice> Maybe invest in a Real Doll
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> o right i should probably give her a wash too?
36:00 <Doodle> nah
36:00 <dematerialised> let it obtain it's own unique scent
36:00 <Doodle> just tie her to your towbar and drive through the car wash
36:00 <doctor> is TropicalStormJim taco?
37:00 <dematerialised> yes
37:00 <doctor> wow, off the deep end
37:00 <Doodle> how can u tell
37:00 <Serenity> yep
37:00 <dematerialised> doctor he's been cliff diving for a month now
37:00 <dematerialised> i
37:00 <dematerialised> am concerned for his wellbeing
37:00 <doctor> oh well
37:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you need to re-inflate your wife TropicalStormJim
37:00 <doctor> nature is a beautiful thing, ect.
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <Doodle> thankfully he is only text on a screen hey
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes thanks ashley someone already said that
38:00 <dematerialised> well he's not wrong
38:00 <dematerialised> you only have yourself to blame
38:00 <Doodle> i've got a puncture repair kit u can have
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah superglue
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> easier
38:00 <Doodle> it wont last
39:00 <TheRiddler> next minute "man comes in hospital with blow-up doll stuck to dick
39:00 <TheRiddler> "
39:00 <Doodle> "man comes in hospital with blow-up doll wearing strapon glued to his butt"
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> instructions too complicated got my dick caught in ceiling fan
40:00 <Maurice> Well now I'm aroused
40:00 <Doodle> i thought i could hear running water
41:00 <Doodle> sounded like a dam had busted
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> water doesnt run it flows
42:00 <Maurice> :o
42:00 <Maurice> You've obv never seen water with legs
43:00 <Maurice> Oh hang on
43:00 <Maurice> 'I'm flowing you a bath'
43:00 <Maurice> 'the shower is flowing'
43:00 <Doodle> 'this house has hot and cold flowing water'
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Maurice> 'you didn't turn the tap off, it's still flowing'
44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm running down the river
44:00 <TheRiddler> did I do it right
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> im going to start saying those lines
44:00 <Doodle> unlike the red river, which is running down Maurice's mums dogs
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> just so it becomes mainstream cause everything i do is popular
45:00 <Maurice> I forbid you to use my lines
45:00 <Maurice> Piss off, we're grown ups
45:00 <Doodle> ITS NOT A FERRET ITS A PIG
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> although you just made me consider a wise answer to a stupid proverb
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> "is the glass half full or half empty"
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> well if your drinking it, you're emptying it, so its half empty. If you're filling it, its half full.
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> Yeah science bitch
46:00 <Clarkson> and cockhead is getting off on that
47:00 <Maurice> What about the chicken/egg debate
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> i came first
48:00 <Maurice> Why doesn't that surprise me
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> then i went to sleep
52:00 <doctor> not a good lover
23:00 <Okay_> tell me what it's like
23:00 <Okay_> :)
23:00 <Okay_> a
23:00 <Okay_> ~
25:00 <\-_|-> was up?
25:00 <\-_|-> im drinking coffeee
26:00 <\-_|-> been a long night smoking weed
32:00 <royality> hello
32:00 <royality> Serenity
35:00 <royality> helloe romeo
36:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> :)
37:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> HOW R U?
37:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> :)
37:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> I NEED MORE COFFEE
37:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> AND THEN SLEEP
37:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> MMM mmm
37:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> ...
38:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> nASASA
38:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> nasa
39:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
39:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> i just love food
39:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> mmm
40:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> everyone thinks they can cook
40:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> i'll show them :P
40:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> mmm, coffee.
40:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> CIA
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> C.I.A.
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> atf
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> swat teams
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> of hate
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> juhgfdser67898iuhg
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> nored
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> oopps
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> bored
41:00 <[{aLiEn8D}-_-{Romeo}]_^\_-|-_> :*)
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49:00 <mrdanger> Early one morning, with time to kill
56:00 <mrdanger> I know it's 8am on Saturday but I demand entertainment 
20:00 <Lumeah> no
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> scooby dooby doo where are u
48:00 <laxies> lozzzzz :P
11:00 <mrdanger> Yup
09:00 <robot> ahhhh
09:00 <robot> chores done
12:00 <robot> hi bonbon
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> im gonna bury my dick in u cunt
16:00 <robot> who are you talking to
16:00 <mrdanger> Hah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
39:00 <robot> hello k8
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
39:00 <lax> lolzzzzzz
40:00 <lax> katatonic_kate01 tt'z out
40:00 <robot> havin lunch
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah i just got back from… breakfast…. myabe an hour ago
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> brunch
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i had to buy crocs!
41:00 <robot> poor u
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i know right…
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband refused to get a pair...
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> buy 3 pairs get the 4th free… i wanted us to be a Croc family!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ps I think once you own a pair of Crocs, you become a lil insane….)
46:00 <robot> lol
46:00 <robot> did he say what a croc of shiy
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> he walked off shaking his head LOL
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> was quite funny
48:00 <Doodle> its grounds for divorce
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least he won’t ask for sex
49:00 <Doodle> lmao
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <Doodle> spoken like a true wife
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is that kid in the dress meme
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> put cocs on it, and it’s me right now lol
50:00 <Doodle> COCS
50:00 <Serenity> oh kate..nooo
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know… i know....
50:00 <Doodle> her husband will be out banging any woman not wearing crocs he can find now
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s raining here…. well was… and I have to work tomoz….. and thongs id just fall over in lol… HAD TO DO IT
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle - yeah I doubt it. We had hot lusty non croc sex last night
51:00 <Doodle> lmao
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> That’ll do him for at least 2 - 3 days
51:00 <Serenity> :o
51:00 <Doodle> hot lusty non croc sex, my fave
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> after that i’ll hide me crocs
52:00 <robot> cocks not crocs
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ robot
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <Doodle> maybe if you were wearing crocs a few months ago you wouldn't be in this predicament now
52:00 <Serenity> roflll
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW, right!
53:00 <Doodle> best contraceptive ever
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive got like 4 weeks max of the pregnancy 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> left
53:00 <Doodle> eek
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on, i did well…
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thanks for being supportive you cunts!
53:00 <Doodle> now i'm just imagining the mechanics of your non croc sex
53:00 <robot> damn k8, is it too late to change ur mind?
53:00 <Doodle> soz
53:00 <robot> joks
53:00 <Doodle> i'm distracted
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s like fat person tetris
54:00 <robot> just some tips 4 u k http://imgur.com/gallery/PTdL7
54:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
54:00 <Doodle> do u play russian music
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot
55:00 <Doodle> and does the music speed up when u do
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ doodle!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Maybe ;)
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I might roleplay a gaint… mushroom too
55:00 <Doodle> olawdy
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> or patrick (sponge bob)
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I kinda play that one well atm
55:00 <Doodle> lol just andwer the phone with NO THIS IS PATRICK
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> TAKE ME I’m  YOURS STEVIE
56:00 <Doodle> *answer
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ps, i hate you all :P
56:00 <robot> i want some softdrink but iont have ne
56:00 <Doodle> i had a patrick sticker on me car
56:00 <Doodle> it blew off
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you were thinking of me, right>
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ps you can get sponge bob croc…. pins...
56:00 <Doodle> lol no i hit it with the pressure washer
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, fucking great!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
57:00 <Doodle> pssssshhhhttt
57:00 <Doodle> its my nieces bday today and i'm avoiding going over there
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old?
57:00 <Doodle> cos FUCK teenagers can talk
57:00 <Doodle> 14
57:00 <robot> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times. Buy her crocs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’ll shut her up
58:00 <robot> old enough to think she knows everything
58:00 <Doodle> she talks my ear off about what useless plastic shit she has conned one of her relatives to buy her
58:00 <Doodle> that will be landfill in 2 years
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is it? Shopkins?
58:00 <Doodle> but then i was the same when i was 14
58:00 <Doodle> pokemon anything disney etc etc
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
59:00 <Doodle> luckily most of that shit didnt exist when i was a kid
59:00 <Doodle> i just had more lego than was humanly possible to use for one child
59:00 <Doodle> and matchbox cars
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> The chold got a fucking pony that talks n’ shit and you can link it to the ipad… $150 bucks… she had prob played wif it a handful of times :|
59:00 <Doodle> jesus
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… jesus would have been cheaper
00:00 <Doodle> haha
00:00 <Doodle> plastic jesus
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <robot> this is what i collected when i was a kid http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx272/rarecardz_libary_5/20090811082936.jpg
00:00 <robot> i cant remember where i got up ot
00:00 <Doodle> medals?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS7z1V_V4UI <— this fucking thing
00:00 <Clarkson> hitler should be banned for being a faggot that makes clothes
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Star Lily My Magical Unicorn Toy from Furreal Friends Review Views: 230,093 Uploader: MommyandGracieShow Uploaded: Nov 14, 2015 Duration: 8m13s Rating: 4.60
00:00 <Doodle> u cant play with medals :/
01:00 <Doodle> that looks like a $150 piece of shit katatonic_kate01
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot, im suprised you didn’t grow up to wear crocs :P
02:00 <robot> why
02:00 <robot> why would i wear crocs
02:00 <robot> WHY DOES ANYONE.
02:00 <Serenity> because they are super lame
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah exactly, you have to hold its horn when you play some games
02:00 <Doodle> hot
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you serenity :P
02:00 <Doodle> same with me
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s such a weird toy
02:00 <Doodle> ;)
02:00 <Doodle> ye
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sucked in to me mum…..
03:00 <Doodle> oh lawd
03:00 <Doodle> that sounds umm
03:00 <Doodle> wrong
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> she brought it for her.. i was like mum… she will play wif it for 10 minutes...
03:00 <robot> do i need to go to the bottle shop
03:00 <Doodle> yeah my mum is the same
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
04:00 <robot> i'm so lethargic and out of it, i'm not completely well i don't think, i woke up feeling like shit
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Doodle> clearly u need alcohol
04:00 <robot> alcohol will kill bacteria and viruses right
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Grandparents…. ! Mum buy me a $150 “toy” me husband won’t have sex wif me cos crocs!
04:00 <Doodle> looool
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rum robot is your only option
04:00 <robot> yea i think maybe some dark n stormies
04:00 <Doodle> and u have to inject it into your eyes
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I suggest chicken noodle soup
05:00 <robot> i love those fuckin things
05:00 <Doodle> and u have to inject that into your eyes too
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
05:00 <robot> na booze enema
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif drink when you’re feeling shit… i’d vomit
05:00 <robot> like that's the thing
05:00 <robot> i'm okay i'm just really low energy
05:00 <Doodle> i cant remember the last time i drank alcohol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> get some sprite and chicken noodle soup
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sprite! go!
06:00 <robot> the problem is i cbf leaving the house
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i haven’t drank in months!
06:00 <Doodle> dont u have a gf
06:00 <Doodle> make her go
06:00 <Doodle> get out
06:00 <robot> she's not home
06:00 <Doodle> tell her to come home and look after you
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> delivery?
06:00 <robot> she won't be home for 2 weeks
06:00 <Doodle> what
06:00 <Doodle> i'd chuck her
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw a van in da city…. 30 mins delivery of any booze yo’ want
06:00 <Doodle> get a new one
06:00 <robot> she's been overseas for a while
07:00 <Doodle> with her real bf?
07:00 <robot> lol
07:00 <robot> no
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooooo
07:00 <Doodle> keke
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://the.flatbellyovernight.com/?aff_id=103817&subid=caddesk
08:00 <Doodle> no
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> please watch.. i almost wet me pants
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no do it
08:00 <Doodle> oh god
09:00 <robot> what the fuck am i watching
09:00 <Clarkson> i got the shits
09:00 <robot> and why
09:00 <Doodle> its like the first week of marketing
09:00 <robot> u gave Clarkson the shits
09:00 <Clarkson> Omg ur a fuckwit I wouldn't have sex with you even if I was skinny. Ur far from being my type u fucken 4 eyed freak..
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - it’s so fucking lame
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima kill me self cos i’m fat :|
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10:00 <katatonic_kate01> infomercials on the internet = worse than crocs!
11:00 <Doodle> ie none of this is real if it doesnt work u cant sue us hahahaha
11:00 <Doodle> suckers
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Doodle> jesus christ how long does this cunt go on for
11:00 <robot> i wouldn't know i closed it ages ago
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i closed it after the suicidal ideation due to being fat
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit issue for some… but toughen the fuck up, eat cake. NEXT!
12:00 <Clarkson> you will weep tears of joy at how incredibly shit he is
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Doodle> he's still going
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - I want to go see finding Dory
15:00 <Doodle> ok my 14yo niece
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have a 6 year old….
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can take her….
16:00 <robot> happy bday kate
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> FANKS!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *jumps around*
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *puts lip gloss on and dances while drinking cola*
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that what 14 years do these days?
17:00 <robot> ok well i think i might go out and make some more bad life choices like buying booze and a mcflurry
17:00 <Doodle> he's still going
17:00 <robot> i don't know how you can tolerate sitting through that shit for more than 2 seconds
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm mcflurry
18:00 <robot> m&m k8
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had a HJ sundae last week…. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> caramel one
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it was good
18:00 <robot> HJs have storms
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… the child got one
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and had 2 spoonfuls
18:00 <robot> see i'm not a bit fan of caramel
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i’m a massive fan
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to dip me self in caramel sauce and then get someone to lick it off me
19:00 <Doodle> eek
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not, i’d do it meself
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh look at this hot mess… need to clean it
19:00 <Doodle> slllpp
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> warm caramel is the fucking best
20:00 <Doodle> between ur toes
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> anywyere
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> anywhere
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but best on Ice cream
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG.. i’m see me friends tonight… ima ask them to make me cramel topping
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’ll be all like… i’m pregnant… please *fat face smile*
20:00 <Doodle> hahaha
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> works every time
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
22:00 <caramel> YAS
23:00 <Doodle> he's still going
24:00 <Doodle> also while this cunt has been talking i googled it and its just stomach exercises u do before bed, he tells u this after u pay him $37
24:00 <Clarkson> would come back more often if they'd fuck off
25:00 <Serenity> what are youy watching
25:00 <Doodle> ok i'm gonna have a shower and see if he is still rambling afterwards
25:00 <Doodle> some ad kate posted
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <Doodle> http://the.flatbellyovernight.com/?aff_id=103817&subid=caddesk
25:00 <Doodle> he's talking about haemmoragic strokes atm
25:00 <Doodle> and brain damage
26:00 <Doodle> just to sell u some stomach exercises
26:00 <Serenity> lol pass
27:00 <caramel> lol
27:00 <caramel> it was epic lol
46:00 <robot> guess whos back
46:00 <robot> back again
46:00 <robot> ok
47:00 <doctor> wb
47:00 <doctor> that was a wild ride
47:00 <robot> hi
56:00 <caramel> did you get your mcflurry and booze?
57:00 <doctor> mctinny
00:00 <doctor> roo chewing on your hair while passed out in the old rusted falcon while covered in piss and vomit - iconically australian
05:00 <robot> ye
07:00 <dematerialised> hi mum
07:00 <robot> hi dematerialised are u eatin ur vegies
07:00 <dematerialised> im eating vegetarians
08:00 <robot> kew
08:00 <robot> im playin diablo 2
09:00 <dematerialised> why would you do that, everyone knows diablo 3 is the best
09:00 <robot> coz i dont know where my discs are
10:00 <robot> i didnt like it as much as d2 when i first played it
10:00 <robot> didnt really get into it
11:00 <mrdanger> Poops
22:00 <dematerialised> d1 will always be my favourite
22:00 <dematerialised> i used to just sit in town and listen to the music
25:00 <robot> lol yeh musics cool
36:00 <doctor> i was playing d2 last night
36:00 <doctor> recent patches have made certain builds more viable end game
36:00 <doctor> still hell a lot harder than d3
36:00 <Clarkson> no u are not, i dont feel penis in my arse
37:00 <dematerialised> video games
37:00 <doctor> sorry Clarkson , i am bellow average length
37:00 <Clarkson> fuckup bitch neck ya
37:00 <doctor> sorry
38:00 <doctor> vidya gomes
40:00 <robot> doctor what lvl
40:00 <robot> i just got killed by the summoner 3 times each with 1 hit
41:00 <robot> like 100k down the drain
43:00 <doctor> i got to lvl 32 as druid, but stuffed up the stats. so now im rerolling necro
44:00 <doctor> more tristram runs!
44:00 <dematerialised> good mornign fox
44:00 <faux> good afternoooooon
45:00 <robot> fkn tf2 is offline
45:00 <robot> hi faux
45:00 <thestig> play overwatch
45:00 <robot> yeh i havent got it yet
46:00 <faux> hey
46:00 <Immutable> hoi sexies
47:00 <robot> hi Immutable
47:00 <Immutable> how art thou robot?
47:00 <robot> coz im sexy get it
47:00 <Clarkson> all ya mums are sluts
47:00 <robot> im good how are you
47:00 <Immutable> ah you know getting there
47:00 <Immutable> to fat universe
48:00 <robot> o ye
48:00 <robot> r u callin me fat
48:00 <Immutable> nup
48:00 <Immutable> calling myself fat
48:00 <robot> :P
48:00 <robot> i wanna have a nap, but.. i don't wanna have a nap
48:00 <Immutable> had a chicken sausage roll today and a thickshake and a doughnut
48:00 <Immutable> I know how you feel robot
49:00 <robot> fuck yeah.
49:00 <Immutable> can't have a nap because I've got to do washing
49:00 <robot> well, i'm an adult who works through the week and i'm a little tired, so i'm like a nap would be nice.  but my inner child is like hnnggggggg dont have a nap
50:00 <robot> plus, i don't usually
50:00 <Immutable> yeah 
50:00 <Immutable> I work too
50:00 <Immutable> :/
50:00 <dematerialised> on the corner selling your ass
50:00 <Clarkson> n the rest of u fuckin deadbeats
51:00 <robot> stfu Clarkson ur talking so much
51:00 <Clarkson> its been established im a cunt
51:00 <faux> hahahahaha
51:00 <faux> clarky tell me a love story
51:00 <Clarkson> i woke up with a crocodile on my dick
51:00 <faux> oh
51:00 <faux> good 1
51:00 <Immutable> pretty sure gay guys have high standards
51:00 <Clarkson> that pulp fiction shit i love
51:00 <dematerialised> hate it when that happens
51:00 <robot> that's not very romantic but it got the job done
52:00 <robot> im bored
53:00 <faux> read a book
53:00 <Immutable> :/
53:00 <Immutable> play a vidya game
53:00 <Immutable> I'm reading the power of one at the moment
53:00 <robot> u cant tell me what to do faux ur not my real mom
53:00 <robot> o ye
53:00 <faux> ok
53:00 <robot> with lil pk
53:00 <Immutable> yeah but I'm your real dad so
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> fantastic faux role plays my mum quite well
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> and then we have sex
54:00 <Immutable> :/
54:00 <robot> /ignore TropicalStormJim
54:00 <dematerialised> and stay out
55:00 <robot> i hope that guy gets aids
55:00 <faux> i had a good arvo.. i dont wanna read his crapola
55:00 <robot> ye
55:00 <robot> what u been doin
55:00 <Immutable> girr what u been up to?
55:00 <dematerialised> good morning Lumies
56:00 <faux> i met a guy 2 days ago and i saw him today we went for a walkies
56:00 <faux> and ye
56:00 <faux> hes lufflee
56:00 <robot> cool
56:00 <faux> tis
56:00 <Immutable> is he into the koran?
56:00 <faux> fuck off Immutable 
57:00 <Immutable> wat
57:00 <Serenity> .
57:00 <Serenity> seriously fuck off
58:00 <robot> hi Serenity
58:00 <robot> how is your day unfolding?
58:00 <Serenity> yeah pre excellent actually
58:00 <Serenity> how are you
59:00 <robot> alright thanks.
59:00 <Serenity> no
59:00 <Serenity> dont throw doughnuts at me
59:00 <faux> there u go
59:00 <robot> oh, a kreme
59:00 <Serenity> ty beb
59:00 <faux> doin u a fav
59:00 <faux> ;D
59:00 <faux> EHEEEE
59:00 <dematerialised> also i apologise for sending you the russian national anthem
59:00 <dematerialised> i was a little bit drunk
59:00 <Serenity> hahaha it was so random
59:00 <faux> weeee
00:00 <Serenity> are you fonna see him again
00:00 <Serenity> gonna*
00:00 <faux> yes i havent tasted his penis yet
00:00 <faux> i mean yes
00:00 <Clarkson> h is fucking piss easy to get
00:00 <faux> but idk when 
00:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
00:00 <Serenity> i bet its a lovely penis
00:00 <faux> he texted me asking if i got home ok
00:00 <Serenity> AWW
00:00 <faux> im like y u so nice
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <Serenity> how adorbs
01:00 <robot> sounds like he likes you
01:00 <faux> i live like 3 houses down from where we met
01:00 <robot> haha
01:00 <Serenity> of course he likes her HES NOT BLIND
01:00 <faux> like im sure i can manage ty guy
01:00 <faux> lol shut up
01:00 <Serenity> its dat butt
01:00 <faux> I HABE A PERSONALITY TOO OK
01:00 <Serenity> soz
01:00 <Serenity> i feel hyper today
01:00 <robot> she habes
01:00 <Immutable> ..
01:00 <faux> so do i
01:00 <dematerialised> butts
01:00 <faux> i was getting anxy but
01:00 <robot> give me back my energy i'm lethargic
01:00 <Serenity> small steps
01:00 <Serenity> this is huge when you think about it
01:00 <faux> im like if i have a panic attack dont kill me
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> im so weird
02:00 <Serenity> not just cause hes a cute guy and you wanna eat his wang
02:00 <robot> you'll be okay
02:00 <Serenity> but meeting new people etc
02:00 <faux> also we spoke for so long and i didnt even get bored
02:00 <Serenity> awww
02:00 <faux> i was like waiting for him to say something lame
02:00 <faux> so i could be like
02:00 <faux> o is that the time
03:00 <Immutable> ...
03:00 <Serenity> stfu Immutable stop being a knob for like 5 seconds of your life
03:00 <faux> what is he even dotting at
03:00 <Immutable> I'm sure your babies will be cute
03:00 <faux> do these retards know how to converse
03:00 <Serenity> who even knows
03:00 <robot> i know i don't
03:00 <Serenity> im gonna go out in the sunshine and play basketball with ant
04:00 <dematerialised> i like waffles
04:00 <faux> aw cute
04:00 <Immutable> waffles are fucking awesome
04:00 <faux> WAIT
04:00 <faux> what ep of oitnb are you up to
04:00 <robot> ointment
04:00 <Serenity> um
04:00 <Serenity> i have about 10 mins left of ep 8
04:00 <robot> what season?
04:00 <Serenity> but its paused
04:00 <faux> oo that was a good faet
04:00 <faux> was holding it in
05:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/hyrYMc3.png
05:00 <Serenity> 4 robot
05:00 <faux> o ye i have 5 mins left of ep 5
05:00 <Serenity> kay imma go outside sitting in here is driving me cray
05:00 <Serenity> bbs
05:00 <faux> i love taystee as an assistant
05:00 <robot> ah yeah.  i've seen the first season.  i started the 2nd but the copy i got is screwy, missing some sound and stuff.  so i've held off.
05:00 <faux> okiesss bye enjoy 
05:00 <robot> have fun Serenity score me 2 goals plz
05:00 <faux> stream it gosh
06:00 <robot> i prefer to download full seasons in 1080
07:00 <robot> for some reason i read stream it josh, i'm like who's that
07:00 <Immutable> is episdoe 9 of game of thrones out yet?
08:00 <mrdanger> Hey faux
09:00 <faux> woah!
09:00 <faux> dangerous guy
09:00 <faux> hey
09:00 <faux> how are ya
09:00 <mrdanger> What's cookin?
10:00 <mrdanger> I'm fantasmaticatica
11:00 <dematerialised> bye
11:00 <Immutable> he's so mysterious I love him
11:00 <dematerialised> never liked you anyway
11:00 <MrDanger> Oops
12:00 <MrDanger> I'm not so good with the technologies
12:00 <faux> lol wb
12:00 <doctor> you're an irc relic, so makes sense
12:00 <doctor> must be going on 90 now or close to
13:00 <MrDanger> Yup, caught up with my iq 
14:00 <doctor> nice, i have much to learn but prefer to kill brain cells rather than create them
14:00 <MrDanger> So what's new faux?
15:00 <faux> not much! same old. just been spending time w me sissy
15:00 <faux> you married yet
15:00 <MrDanger> Cool beans
15:00 <MrDanger> Nah, December 
16:00 <royality> im getting married soon
17:00 <MrDanger> Nice one mel
17:00 <dematerialised> jerome's music business went belly up
17:00 <dematerialised> he's got lots of spare time now
17:00 <royality> lol
18:00 <MrDanger> I'm getting married to Sonia
18:00 <frayedknot> irc wedding?
18:00 <MrDanger> Yup
18:00 <frayedknot> some special guests are ops. only a few have voice. 
18:00 <royality> frayedknot is hoping to marry amelia
19:00 <frayedknot> half way through the wedding some guests get kicked
19:00 <dematerialised> why did your abn get cancelled jerome?
19:00 <Immutable> it'll probably be me
19:00 <MrDanger> I just had to do an ABN review it was bs
19:00 <royality> because if u dont renew them in 4 years they die off
19:00 <royality> get cancelled
19:00 <MrDanger> They just trying to keep the man doen
19:00 <dematerialised> aha
19:00 <royality> and i only needed it for a small thing 
20:00 <royality> why do u care so much about something that really is nothing
20:00 <frayedknot> lucky you only have a small thing, hey?
20:00 <dematerialised> a hee hee
20:00 <MrDanger> I would like to win the lottery
20:00 <MrDanger> Vut apparently you have to buy a ticket
20:00 <royality> i think we all would
20:00 <Immutable> ...
20:00 <royality> Immutable where is jen?
21:00 <faux> yeah i no longer have an ABN for that reason so thats one thing hes not lying about
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Immutable> royality, didn't she die?
21:00 <royality> nope
21:00 <royality> she's marrying me 
21:00 <Immutable> pretty sure she's dead
21:00 <royality> just thought u might have seen her about
21:00 <royality> last i heard she was at cheong 
21:00 <MrDanger> I think you are all wonderful people 
22:00 <Immutable> that's an odd place to die
22:00 <faux> cheonggowch
22:00 <MrDanger> Chonggouch
22:00 <royality> it is
22:00 <royality> yes faux lol
24:00 <MrDanger> BRB,  gotta win this mma fight
25:00 <Immutable> is it on tv?
25:00 <faux> no hes fighting irl
26:00 <doctor> very manly
28:00 <dematerialised> i think it might be time for donuts
28:00 <faux> yum i havent had a donut in forevs
28:00 <faux> i want one w pink icing
28:00 <royality> donut would be good
28:00 <faux> and sprinkles
28:00 <royality> jam donut
28:00 <faux> ew
28:00 <faux> no
28:00 <royality> yes
29:00 <royality> jam donut
29:00 <faux> do u wanna fight
29:00 <dematerialised> i like it when you're being normal jerome
29:00 <dematerialised> you should be normal more often
29:00 <dematerialised> people might like you
29:00 <royality> i am 
29:00 <royality> u just dont have enough of ur buddies here
29:00 <royality> to try 
29:00 <faux> naw
29:00 <faux> bromance
29:00 <royality> faux u should get pizza
29:00 <faux>  o
29:00 <royality> pizza delivery
29:00 <dematerialised> i just want whats best for him
29:00 <faux> no ty
29:00 <royality> seafood pizzza
30:00 <royality> dematerialised im doing better than u ever will be so dont worry about me ok lol
30:00 <faux> i dnt feel like pizza
30:00 <dematerialised> haha
30:00 <faux> im making fish tonight
30:00 <dematerialised> doing better with your failed music business living in your parents house on central coast
30:00 <royality> making fish?
30:00 <faux> ye
30:00 <royality> failed music business?
30:00 <royality> sorry what now?
30:00 <royality> lol
30:00 <faux> can we all be happy
30:00 <royality> i never had a music business and i dont live on the central coast
31:00 <royality> u should get some real info
31:00 <faux> its Friday 
31:00 <faux> wait
31:00 <faux> its saturday
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <royality> saturday
31:00 <faux> yw
31:00 <faux> ye
31:00 <faux> be happy
31:00 <royality> i am happy
31:00 <faux> phew
31:00 <royality> dematerialised is trying too hard as usual
31:00 <royality> pulling out the good old austnet bullshit
31:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVCzdpagXOQ
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Saturday - Rebecca Black & Dave Days - Official Music Video Views: 28,670,980 Uploader: rebecca Uploaded: Dec 7, 2013 Duration: 4m9s Rating: 3.33
31:00 <royality> good song
31:00 <faux> oh ffs
32:00 <royality> much better than friday
32:00 <dematerialised> and it is the nature of the jews to deceive and destroy
32:00 <Immutable> rofl
32:00 <Immutable> did you know that I'm jewsih dematerialised 
32:00 <faux> i dont think ive ever met a jew irl
32:00 <faux> that i know og
32:00 <faux> of
32:00 <dematerialised> i could tell as soon as i saw your nose actually
32:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <dematerialised> it's very obvious
33:00 <royality> decieve and destroy lol
33:00 <Immutable> israel is the best
33:00 <dematerialised> indeed
33:00 <royality> fuck israel
33:00 <dematerialised> israel is strong
33:00 <royality> yes very strong
34:00 <faux> cumpleaños
34:00 <Immutable> israel is the future
34:00 <faux> crumpet
34:00 <royality> that explains why u live in the east Immutable
34:00 <royality> lots of jews
34:00 <royality> especially rose bay
34:00 <royality> jew bay
35:00 <dematerialised> palestines should have developed better weapons
35:00 <dematerialised> israel is smart
35:00 <faux> nose bay
35:00 <royality> lol
35:00 <dematerialised> how is a rock going to defeat an abrams tank
35:00 <dematerialised> i mean seriously
35:00 <dematerialised> what are they thinking
36:00 <Doodle> more like ablams tank
36:00 <dematerialised> BLAM
36:00 <dematerialised> BLAOW
37:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBrzEVJwYFg
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Big L Put It On Views: 13,533,445 Uploader: LMed Uploaded: Jan 10, 2006 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.92
38:00 <faux> ISHoRT^GaL
39:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty royality
40:00 <Immutable> yes they died because they were stupid
40:00 <dematerialised> correct
40:00 <Immutable> that should be the way of things
40:00 <dematerialised> survival of the fittest and all that
40:00 <dematerialised> its just the way of nature
41:00 <Immutable> nature isn't exactly working wonders at the moment it needs a little help I think
41:00 <dematerialised> if abos were smarter they would have invented laser weapons before the british got to australia
42:00 <Immutable> um sure
42:00 <Immutable> look I'm part aboriginal so yeah
42:00 <dematerialised> they could have been an advanced race but they evolved too slowly
42:00 <dematerialised> meanwhile my anglo-saxon brethren were out and about smashing cunts
42:00 <Clarkson> Don't think I am gay just because I am an attractive man. 
43:00 <Immutable> I am also part attractive man
44:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13427815_10153579169280759_6568981888503647765_n.jpg?oh=21e1ed2c89b13cdf7d61d2c17e73439e&oe=57C8386C
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <dematerialised> alright, gonna have a wank then go get these donuts
46:00 <Clarkson> i dont hate gay people, i see them as sick... i wish to protect children 
46:00 <dematerialised> dw i will livestream it
47:00 <robot> lol sick gay people
48:00 <robot> here take these 3 times a day n dont be gay
49:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13450705_993828794034067_1526725559053727204_n.jpg?oh=02103c3a252bd811e8d40bb4978374a6&oe=57DCE5F9
49:00 <robot> ye i dont think thats whats goin thru that dudes head
50:00 <Doodle> well u cant dispute whats happening in this one
50:00 <faux> mm gay oe 
50:00 <faux> porn
50:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13418859_993828760700737_8281451232950584515_n.jpg?oh=c0ad3673398c42a1d6d49ce83f986a36&oe=57D9625E
50:00 <Clarkson> fit so much shit in there
50:00 <robot> rofl
51:00 <robot> i want some nice cheese
51:00 <robot> i want haloumi
51:00 <Doodle> i want someone to do my market research proposal for me
51:00 <robot> i will
52:00 <robot> all i have is this crayon though that'll do wont it
52:00 <Doodle> lol my lecturer is russian, he has asked me to 'conduct a research'
52:00 <robot> lolll
52:00 <robot> did u tell him he was doin u a learn
52:00 <Doodle> hahah ye
54:00 <robot> neway that's why i don't give Lumeah a ride 2 the bus stop nemore
54:00 <robot> what would u do in that situation Doodle
54:00 <robot> oh
55:00 <Lumeah> Fuck off robot you never did :p. Lol
56:00 <Immutable> scary
56:00 <robot> i kind of want to do something in the outernet
57:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? 
57:00 <robot> but that would mean calling people up, getting ready, actually going out
57:00 <Immutable> don't it's a trap
57:00 <Lumeah> True
57:00 <Immutable> have a nap
57:00 <Immutable> that's what I'm going to do
57:00 <robot> naw'
57:00 <robot> it's too close to night time for me now
57:00 <Lumeah> Going for a walk is nice tho
57:00 <robot> i wish i had my good camera, i'd go out taking photos
58:00 <Lumeah> Phone suck? 
58:00 <robot> it doesn't really compare to a dslr
58:00 <Lumeah> Exactly 
58:00 <Lumeah> Bbl
59:00 <dematerialised> alright, i had a wank, time to go do some of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUk4LxF5nzw
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BMW M5 crazy driver Views: 820,360 Uploader: hsc2013 Uploaded: Feb 11, 2013 Duration: 6m46s Rating: 3.99
59:00 <Doodle> whats a bus stop
00:00 <TheRon> a dance
00:00 <Doodle> eehehee
00:00 <robot> something u slow down when u pass 2 yell funny things @ the people there
00:00 <Doodle> oh ye now i know them
00:00 <TheRon> i made potato and leek soup
00:00 <Doodle> nice
00:00 <robot> my personal favourite is 'oi stop sellin meth this used 2 b a nice town'
01:00 <robot> n u just drive off
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> STOP DOIN A DEAL
01:00 <robot> lol
02:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/13312620_993828737367406_6181268648642021329_n.jpg?oh=168a6550ec88b4eddac42c6db6dc4ee2&oe=57DD0E18&__gda__=1472513895_4905b0c1d7c9ad8b3d7689d4a224bd0e
02:00 <robot> if it was summer i'd go to the beach, it'd still be light for a while
02:00 <robot> lol
03:00 <TheRon> ramming the point home
10:00 <faux> wtf doodle
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <faux> are you on a gay fb page
10:00 <Clarkson> just going to be a couple of moments before you're fucking a hot little hole
10:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/13413037_993828977367382_1190710366571869390_n.jpg?oh=21ebc9d0553e53ca7324748150deea9f&oe=57CC62AC&__gda__=1473980272_ef7618d9a5fa929895048a326442ad43
10:00 <Doodle> no
10:00 <robot> https://i.imgur.com/8PjFjIv.gif
10:00 <Doodle> haha
11:00 <BlackDevil> fuck those are hot
12:00 <royality> no Cath^
12:00 <royality> lol
12:00 <robot> hi royality are you kelevra
13:00 <Cath^> :/
14:00 <royality> Cath^ LOLLLLLLLLLLL
14:00 <Cath^> oh
14:00 <Cath^> it's you
15:00 <faux> :\
15:00 <faux> THING OF ALL THE ROADS THINK OF ALL THEIR CROSSINGS TAKING STEPS IS EASY STANDING STILL IS HAAAARD
15:00 <faux> REMEMBER ALL THEIR FACES REMEMBER ALL THEIR VOICES EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT THE SECOND TIME AAAARROOOOUUND
15:00 <faux> AND YOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIME
15:00 <faux> YOOOOOUVE GOOOOT TIIIIIIIMEEEE
15:00 <faux> ty
16:00 <robot> i think faux is lagging
17:00 <faux> you spelt singing wrong 
17:00 <Serenity> ok me foot is killing again time to sit down
18:00 <faux> y
18:00 <royality> Serenity you need a foot massage
18:00 <Serenity> i fucked it jogging yesterday faux was feeling ok butnow its hurting again
19:00 <faux> SeReNiTYS PuSSY
19:00 <faux> ow
19:00 <royality> damn :(
19:00 <royality> how far did u jog?
19:00 <royality> serenitys pussy yum yum
19:00 <faux> to Sydney 
19:00 <Serenity> yuck dont be fucking gross
19:00 <royality> LOL
19:00 <Clarkson> I'm watching it cunt
19:00 <royality> she came to see me
19:00 <royality> for a foot rub
19:00 <royality> and a steak
19:00 <Serenity> no ty
19:00 <royality> yes thankyou
19:00 <Serenity> i could not think of anything worse than a foot rub tbh
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> wot ty
19:00 <faux> no me
19:00 <faux> u fuck off!!!!!!!!
19:00 <royality> if u bring faux ill be happy
20:00 <faux> sif sez
20:00 <faux> foot rubs rock
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Serenity> nah i hate massages in general
20:00 <Serenity> i hate being touched
20:00 <royality> ahh right
20:00 <royality> issues
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <royality> who doesnt like a massage
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey umm did u guiz c da ova nite wen i trolled beehhh so hard he left
20:00 <royality> id rather a massage than sex
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <robot> fkn love massages
20:00 <Serenity> becuse no one cares taco
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <robot> ok royality you're just weird
20:00 <Doodle> isnt he permabanned
20:00 <Doodle> beehhh i mean
20:00 <Serenity> no idea
20:00 <royality> i went to massage place not long ago
20:00 <faux> was just a week
20:00 <faux> sez said
20:00 <royality> was waste of money
21:00 <royality> useless
21:00 <Serenity> yeah beehhh is perm banned now
21:00 <Serenity> as if last night
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <faux> phew
21:00 <Doodle> how could he have been here last night then
21:00 <royality> those thai massage places are crap
21:00 <Clarkson> fuck man gotta be careful around there eh
21:00 <royality> i went to 2
21:00 <royality> first one was a handjob
21:00 <royality> no massage
21:00 <royality> second was thai hot massage but very poor effort
21:00 <faux> i want an oil massage
21:00 <faux> some tiny asian gliding across me body
21:00 <Serenity> that one they do with the stones looks like it might be ok
21:00 <royality> need to go to the chinese ones in the shopping centres
21:00 <royality> they are good
21:00 <faux> and flying off and hitting a wall
22:00 <Cath^> lol
22:00 <royality> those other ones are just useless, they arnt even proper massage ppl
22:00 <royality> spent 200 bucks
22:00 <royality> fucking useless
22:00 <Serenity> theres this asian massage place around here its in the dodgiest looking building and they stay open till about 11pm
22:00 <Serenity> im pre sure they give happy endings
22:00 <royality> Serenity this place is 24 hour
22:00 <royality> george st
22:00 <royality> china town
22:00 <Serenity> is that good or bad
23:00 <royality> not good
23:00 <royality> bad bad
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <royality> brothel massage was better
24:00 <royality> apparently some good ones out ur way faux so ill hit them up next time
24:00 <faux> swing by
24:00 <faux> il make u coffee 
24:00 <royality> i dont drink coffee
24:00 <royality> tea sure
24:00 <royality> herbal tea
24:00 <royality> no milk no sugar
24:00 <faux> ok
24:00 <royality> ill bring u a jam donut
24:00 <royality> and a pizza
24:00 <faux> ew people who put milk in herbal tea need to be shot
25:00 <royality> they do
25:00 <faux> no ty
25:00 <Serenity> mm i might have some liquorice tea
25:00 <Doodle> i'm drinking tea rn
25:00 <faux> i dont like jam donuts
25:00 <Doodle> cos i am hip and up with it
25:00 <Serenity> kate wouldnt listen to me that it doesnt taste like the lolly liquorice
25:00 <royality> liqourice tea
25:00 <faux> bring me lychees
25:00 <royality> lol
25:00 <royality> wtf
25:00 <royality> lychees ok
25:00 <royality> cabramatta has cheap lychees
25:00 <faux> tenks m8 ur a true frand
25:00 <royality> ill swing by
25:00 <Serenity> its made from the liquorice root and its amazing
25:00 <Doodle> why is this pdf taking a jillionty years to open
25:00 <Serenity> licorice? whatever
25:00 <royality> most liquiorice lolly isnt real 
25:00 <faux> i wouldnt mind a licorice root rn
25:00 <faux> - licorice 
26:00 <Serenity> this doesnt taste like the lollies at all
26:00 <faux> rorries
26:00 <royality> yeh its real thats why
26:00 <royality> those lollies are fake
26:00 <royality> faux whats for dinner?
26:00 <faux> fish
26:00 <faux> n u
26:00 <Serenity> yeah faux what we havin
26:00 <royality> not sure
26:00 <royality> maybe kfc
26:00 <Serenity> oh fish is good
27:00 <royality> i had calamri last night
27:00 <royality> very nice
27:00 <faux> im making fish.. sweet potato hot chips and salad
27:00 <royality> nice
27:00 <royality> what salad?
27:00 <faux> YUM im getting calamari tomorrow night 
27:00 <royality> yeh i had it last night was great
27:00 <royality> chips and salad
27:00 <royality> 10 dollars
27:00 <Serenity> fuckk i havent had good calamari for so long
27:00 <royality> real calamari too
27:00 <faux> just spinach/mushrooms/cucumber/cherry tomatoes and balsamic vinegar
27:00 <royality> not cows uterus
27:00 <Doodle> oh cos its 90 mb
27:00 <Doodle> thats why
27:00 <faux> was it grilled or fried
27:00 <royality> yeh nice
27:00 <royality> fried
28:00 <royality> battered
28:00 <faux> yum
28:00 <royality> its good
28:00 <faux> ph
28:00 <faux> oh
28:00 <Serenity> hnng
28:00 <faux> i like crumbed
28:00 <royality> we will go onetime
28:00 <royality> u and me
28:00 <royality> special date
28:00 <royality> surry hills
28:00 <faux> and theres only one place near my dads that makes good grilled calamari
28:00 <faux> its like tender and yum 
28:00 <royality> grilled is great
28:00 <royality> there is a place that does ceasar salad
28:00 <Serenity> i wanna go n catch some squid but i dunno where to go
28:00 <royality> but its got grilled calamri on it
29:00 <royality> Serenity cheong park has good squid
29:00 <faux> cheonggowch
29:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is
29:00 <faux> idk why thats so funny
29:00 <royality> ah ok
29:00 <robot> sigh
29:00 <royality> well if u ever come out u can go to cheong
29:00 <Serenity> you're high on dick faux
29:00 <Serenity> thats why
29:00 <Clarkson> you fucking fuck fuckers
29:00 <faux> excuse me
29:00 <royality> faux how are those dragons going LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <faux> i havent seen his cock yet
29:00 <Serenity> YET
30:00 <Serenity> ooooOOOooooOOOO
30:00 <royality> if u saw my cock u would meet me
30:00 <royality> 100%
30:00 <Serenity> show us
30:00 <royality> nah fuck that lol
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <royality> next time im really wasted ill do it
30:00 <royality> deal
30:00 <royality> then u will see a real cock
30:00 <Serenity> every time you are really wasted its 2am and everyones asleep
30:00 <royality> ppl here have choads
30:00 <royality> and im cut which is much better
30:00 <robot> lol, a real cock
31:00 <royality> these ppl just tape a small dildo to their pussy
31:00 <royality> and put abit of cat hair
31:00 <Serenity> oh
31:00 <faux> excuse me jerome
31:00 <faux> the dragons are doing better than your roosters m8
31:00 <royality> roosters are useless
31:00 <royality> something wrong with them this year
31:00 <Serenity> love when faux starts talking about rugby
31:00 <royality> dragons or storm
31:00 <royality> ive gone for dragons
31:00 <royality> actually let me see
31:00 <Serenity> shes so passionate lol
31:00 <royality> i think storm because they are still good without the usuals
32:00 <faux> glad we agree on something
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> i been slacking a bit this season.. havent watched every game
32:00 <royality> parra won
32:00 <royality> they are ok
32:00 <royality> i have
32:00 <royality> or i listen on radio
32:00 <royality> tripple m does best coverage
32:00 <royality> ok i picked storm
32:00 <faux> i didnt tip this week
32:00 <faux> feck
32:00 <royality> storm, roosters, sea eagles and qld
33:00 <TheRon> STORM!
33:00 <royality> dragons are tipped to win
33:00 <royality> lol
33:00 <royality> they will prob pull it off
33:00 <royality> faux have u ever had the zinger stacker from kfc?
34:00 <faux> nah
34:00 <faux> my friend and i have a ritual
34:00 <royality> what about u Serenity?
34:00 <faux> we only eat kfc once a year
34:00 <faux> on my birthday
34:00 <royality> zinger stacker is bad
34:00 <royality> very poor 
34:00 <royality> weirdest sauce
34:00 <royality> had one the other week 
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know i cant remember what a zinger stacker is
34:00 <royality> what do u get faux?
34:00 <royality> ive had kfc 3 times this year
34:00 <Serenity> i havent had kfc in like 12 months
34:00 <royality> its good
35:00 <royality> but dont abuse it
35:00 <faux> whatever box meal thing they have
35:00 <royality> get family burger box
35:00 <royality> great deal
35:00 <Serenity> is a stacker the one with the hashbrown in it
35:00 <royality> nah not that
35:00 <royality> that was good
35:00 <royality> this is 2 zinger fillets
35:00 <royality> let me show u
36:00 <faux> yumm
36:00 <royality> maccas blt is good
37:00 <royality> 2 dollars
37:00 <royality> other than that maccas is rubbish
37:00 <royality> hungry jacks rips it
37:00 <faux> ive only had hungry jacks twice in me life
37:00 <royality> http://imgur.com/BWenGO6
37:00 <faux> and i had the grilled chicken burger 
37:00 <royality> zinger stacker
37:00 <Serenity> i cant really eat that tuff atm
37:00 <royality> wtf
37:00 <royality> faux what is wrong with u
37:00 <Serenity> stuff*
37:00 <robot> oh man
37:00 <royality> uve never had a whopper?
37:00 <robot> kfc is gross
37:00 <robot> so oily
38:00 <royality> its not oily
38:00 <Serenity> KFC always used to seem like a good idea
38:00 <royality> it is a great idea
38:00 <faux> nah never tried it
38:00 <Serenity> and then like 15 mins later its like.. goddd nooo whyyy
38:00 <royality> just dont abuse it
38:00 <royality> u can eat junk food Serenity and still be healthy
38:00 <robot> exactly Serenity
38:00 <Serenity> no i cant eat fat right now
38:00 <Serenity> i have gallstones
38:00 <royality> yes u can
38:00 <royality> gallstones damn
38:00 <Serenity> if i eat it i will be in pain so its not worth it
39:00 <royality> nah u will be ok
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <royality> how are u treating them?
39:00 <royality> keyhole surgery?
39:00 <royality> my mum had them
39:00 <royality> and she is thin
39:00 <Serenity> yep
39:00 <royality> she did a natural remedy
39:00 <faux> its not about weight.. fatty foods cause an attack
39:00 <royality> of apple cider vinegar, epsom salts, olive oil
39:00 <royality> cloudy apple juice
39:00 <royality> fixed it
40:00 <royality> try it
40:00 <faux> what can u eat epsom salts
40:00 <faux> i thought u just bathed in them
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Serenity> hahah
40:00 <Serenity> good to soak ya feets in
40:00 <royality> nah u can eat them
40:00 <royality> and smoke them too
40:00 <faux> nek minnit sez is eating peoples faces
40:00 <royality> http://www.worldwidehealthcenter.net/article/flush-gall-stones-naturally
40:00 <royality> will work Serenity
41:00 <Serenity> thanks dude
41:00 <faux> youre so thoughtful 
41:00 <Serenity> ill read it
41:00 <faux> lookinh out for ur girl Serenity 
41:00 <faux> RoMaNCe
41:00 <Serenity> stop
41:00 <Serenity> now
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <royality> im looking out for u Serenity
41:00 <royality> always
41:00 <faux> naw
41:00 <faux> what a sweetheart
42:00 <faux> can i be the flower girl
42:00 <royality> always in my thoughts
42:00 <royality> and prayers
42:00 <royality> i wish only the best and happiness and health for u darling
42:00 <Serenity> ok ty
42:00 <royality> i will come to perth for foot rub
43:00 <royality> and foot job
43:00 <royality> i love beautiful painted feet
43:00 <royality> faux has tiny feet
43:00 <faux> can u pray for me too.. i want to be a bit taller
43:00 <royality> but faux is lesbian 
43:00 <Clarkson> i talk about boobs
43:00 <Serenity> loool
43:00 <royality> being small is good
43:00 <faux> LOL
43:00 <royality> i like small girls
43:00 <faux> i am not 
43:00 <faux> a lesbian.
43:00 <royality> yes u are
43:00 <TheRon> lesbian? :)
44:00 <faux> no ok
44:00 <royality> ok well then we good
44:00 <faux> i enjoy eating minge but i still like to dabble in some dongas
44:00 <royality> nice
44:00 <royality> then we in luck
44:00 <royality> faux do u do group stuff?
44:00 <Serenity> i have a bunny in me lap
44:00 <faux> lol.
44:00 <faux> show me and sez ur dong 
44:00 <royality> nup
44:00 <faux> group stuff
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> no
44:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
44:00 <royality> just meet me
45:00 <royality> then u can see it
45:00 <Serenity> faux just likes watersports
45:00 <royality> nice
45:00 <faux> LOL
45:00 <royality> i like watersports too
45:00 <faux> good lord
45:00 <royality> my gf wont piss on me 
45:00 <royality> she will do anything but that
45:00 <TheRon> waterskiiing?
45:00 <Serenity> synchronised swimmings, water polo etc
45:00 <faux> HAHAHAHA
45:00 <TheRon> surfing?
45:00 <royality> even let me fist her pussy with vb longneck
45:00 <royality> but wont piss on me
45:00 <Serenity> jesus dude
45:00 <royality> its ok one day ill get another one
45:00 <royality> my gf before loved it
45:00 <faux> rofl i am crying
46:00 <royality> im not trolling u guys im serious
46:00 <faux> just caj
46:00 <royality> i love to be pissed on by a chick
46:00 <TheRon> anybody else need a cigarette?
46:00 <royality> and love to piss on them
46:00 <faux> grosssss
46:00 <faux> stop
46:00 <royality> its not gross faux
46:00 <royality> u need to get out more
46:00 <royality> less time on irc
46:00 <faux> i only like to pee down me leg in the shower
46:00 <royality> piss on afew guys
46:00 <royality> ill drink piss
46:00 <faux> nice and warm  before i wash it away
46:00 <faux> ok too far
46:00 <royality> watever
47:00 <Serenity> rofll
48:00 <royality> useless
49:00 <royality> faux u still like porn?
49:00 <faux> yws
49:00 <faux> yes
49:00 <faux> omg
49:00 <faux> wait
49:00 <faux> i have the best link
49:00 <faux> hang on
49:00 <TheRon> midgets?
49:00 <royality> it better not be gay porn
49:00 <royality> or something yuck
50:00 <faux> http://www.xnxx.com/video-4jn7jad/get_hungry_for_my_pussy
50:00 <royality> mmmm
50:00 <faux> everyone watch this immediately.
50:00 <royality> not bad
50:00 <royality> not my type
51:00 <robot> those ladies dont have ne clothes on
51:00 <TheRon> on south park they had this porno called backdoor sluts 9, is that one real?
51:00 <Clarkson> so smell my fart
51:00 <royality> yes its real
51:00 <Serenity> i cannot watch that lol
52:00 <robot> well u have kids rite
52:00 <royality> i dont have kids
52:00 <royality> fuck that
52:00 <robot> neither.  i can watch porn all day every day
52:00 <royality> worry about that in 10 years
52:00 <robot> how old are you
52:00 <royality> 28
52:00 <royality> u?
53:00 <robot> 32
53:00 <royality> ye not old at all
53:00 <royality> got much time to worry
53:00 <robot> ye
53:00 <royality> me and faux have child
53:00 <royality> half leb half aussie
53:00 <robot> o ye
53:00 <robot> what did u name it
53:00 <royality> toufik
54:00 <robot> k
54:00 <faux> HAHAHHAA
54:00 <faux> toufic
54:00 <faux> lebbest name 
54:00 <royality> toufik allamadine
55:00 <faux> no
55:00 <faux> im not muslim 
55:00 <faux> almadine is a muslim surname
55:00 <Serenity> is that a real name
55:00 <faux> yeah
55:00 <royality> we will send it to malik fahd
55:00 <Serenity> i thought he was taking the piss hahah
55:00 <faux> lol nah
55:00 <faux> theyre known in syd
55:00 <royality> yes
55:00 <royality> pleanty
56:00 <royality> johninja is here to update the national sex tour database
56:00 <faux> hi johnnay
56:00 <faux> play nice jerome you've been normal for an hour 
56:00 <faux> dont ruin it
56:00 <royality> corninja
56:00 <royality> hey i like johninja
56:00 <faux> good
56:00 <royality> never had a problem with him
56:00 <Serenity> yes its been nice just be like this
56:00 <royality> until he gets drunk and threatens me
57:00 <royality> that i dont like
57:00 <royality> dont know how ppl can get fucked up and be angry
57:00 <johninja> hello
57:00 <royality> johninja is an alcoholic
57:00 <royality> abusive
57:00 <royality> but i wish him the best
58:00 <Serenity> if hes not being abusive now theres not really any need to talk about it
58:00 <Serenity> lets all be cool
58:00 <faux> oui
58:00 <royality> ok Serenity
58:00 <Doodle> i'm abusive
58:00 <Doodle> fuck off
58:00 <royality> P.L.U.R
58:00 <faux> abuse me
58:00 <Serenity> abuse me more i like ittt
58:00 <Doodle> sexually?
58:00 <royality> ill abuse u faux
58:00 <faux> lolol
58:00 <royality> in ur asshole
58:00 <Doodle> uh
58:00 <faux> .
58:00 <johninja> lol you seriously think he's capable of changing
58:00 <faux> pls no
58:00 <royality> u dont like anal?
58:00 <faux> no
58:00 <royality> ah ok
58:00 <faux> never tried it
58:00 <royality> feel sorry for u
59:00 <royality> thats why
59:00 <faux> thats nice
59:00 <royality> you are asshole virgin
59:00 <faux> rofl
59:00 <royality> i like
59:00 <royality> but sometimes bad
59:00 <Serenity> have you copped a sausage in the starfish before jerome
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <royality> because they complain it hurts
59:00 <royality> no Serenity
59:00 <royality> dildos yes
59:00 <Doodle> .
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <royality> vibes and stuff
59:00 <Serenity> oh right
59:00 <faux> nice work
59:00 <Serenity> same same
59:00 <royality> pens
59:00 <Serenity> sharpies?
00:00 <royality> posca is great to put in asshole
00:00 <Doodle> me cup of tea went cold
00:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
00:00 <royality> sharpies yeh
00:00 <faux> i wish meelies was here
00:00 <Serenity> me too
00:00 <royality> call her
00:00 <royality> bring her here
01:00 <faux> dont have her num
01:00 <faux> only have her on skype
01:00 <faux> im hot and cold my body is confused
01:00 <johninja> i'm sure she has seen jerome being a faggot before
01:00 <faux> brb gonna prep me fish
01:00 <johninja> she hangs out in nerdhacks
02:00 <royality> yes she does
02:00 <royality> with the losers
04:00 <royality> Serenity BlackDevil is telling me i should have sex with you
04:00 <royality> and faux
04:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil is a retard who cares what he says
04:00 <royality> BlackDevil you should speak in here
04:00 <royality> not nerdhacks u pussy
05:00 <royality> he is
05:00 <Doodle> can u have sex with a powerpoint pls
05:00 <Clarkson> like shes some kinda cum junkie
05:00 <royality> BlackDevil is a top s helf loser
05:00 <Serenity> sounds liek hes jealous hes not involved in a convo
05:00 <Doodle> or a potato chipping machine
05:00 <Serenity> tbh
05:00 <royality> nobody speaks to him
05:00 <royality> nobody likes him
05:00 <royality> i dont know 1 person that does
05:00 <royality> ppl would rather me than that loser
05:00 <royality> and thats saying something
06:00 <Serenity> ah well let him me irrels no one really cares
07:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13407213_993829027367377_6140163658619594971_n.jpg?oh=5d40ee1cc111e108932ad13b0034335c&oe=57C6CAA2&__gda__=1473973274_886ccb52ec0bc3e2f972aada0d3af427
07:00 <Serenity> looooool doodle
07:00 <royality> mmm
07:00 <royality> dont know about that one
07:00 <royality> Serenity whats for dinner?
08:00 <TheRon> little china girl, you shouldn't mess with me, i'll ruin everything you are
08:00 <Serenity> chicken tits n steamed veggies maybe some roasted pumpkin
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> me sister is in china atm
08:00 <royality> chicken tits?
08:00 <TheRon> chicken?
09:00 <TheRon> it's what you do with it!
09:00 <Serenity> indeed
09:00 <Doodle> i'm having cheap nasty supermarket lasagne
10:00 <royality> ahh yeh
10:00 <Doodle> cos its my nieces bday and its her fave
10:00 <royality> supermarket lasagne
10:00 <Serenity> noo doodle why
10:00 <Doodle> :/
10:00 <royality> what kind?
10:00 <Doodle> iunno
10:00 <Doodle> something shit
10:00 <royality> coles is good
10:00 <royality> coles homebrand
10:00 <royality> i prefer black and gold
10:00 <Doodle> i cant stand premade lasagne
10:00 <royality> its ok
10:00 <Doodle> its shit
10:00 <royality> just dont eat it often
10:00 <royality> get black and gold
10:00 <royality> its good
10:00 <royality> IGA
11:00 <Doodle> its not, its like tinned spaghetti sauce in slimy sheets of garbage
11:00 <royality> tinny spaghetti is good
11:00 <Doodle> ...
12:00 <Doodle> i just dump a heap of parmesan on it and pretend its something decent
12:00 <faux> the only good supermarket lasagne is sara lee
12:00 <Doodle> like cardboard
12:00 <faux> the rest taste like dog shit
12:00 <TheRon> do ppl realise how easy lasange is to make?
12:00 <royality> sara lee
12:00 <Doodle> sara lee-uigi
12:00 <royality> ive yet to have that faux
12:00 <royality> faux
12:00 <royality> have u had aldi lasagne?
12:00 <faux> no
12:00 <royality> ok
12:00 <Doodle> ye its easy to make TheRon but i'm very lazy
12:00 <royality> have u had IGA?
12:00 <faux> nah
13:00 <royality> so how do u know then?
13:00 <TheRon> their canneloni is good
13:00 <Serenity> pretty sure my kids would leave home if i had the gaul to serve premade lasagna
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <faux> only woolies home brand 
13:00 <faux> snd i wanted to die
13:00 <royality> woolies is not good
13:00 <Doodle>  i dont have a choice
13:00 <royality> get IGA
13:00 <royality> trust me
13:00 <faux> uchave teh gallstones
13:00 <royality> u have to
13:00 <faux> HEHEHAUAHEHAUHA
13:00 <Serenity> FAUX lol
13:00 <royality> canelloni is good
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <faux> soz
13:00 <Serenity> ant got all excited once cause we walked down the aisle that has tinned soup
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <Serenity> and hes like you can get soup in TINS???
14:00 <faux> facebook messenger soccer is giving me a heart attack
14:00 <royality> tinned soup is great
14:00 <TheRon> latina fresh pasta is the best
14:00 <faux> mm latinas
14:00 <royality> latina fresh pasta is not bad yeh
14:00 <Serenity> and he asked me to buy some and i did he had one spoonful and was like.. THAT is disgusting and walked off
14:00 <Serenity> rofl
14:00 <faux> muy caliente
14:00 <royality> the sauces are ok
14:00 <royality> the pasta is ok
14:00 <faux> tinned soup is rotten
14:00 <Serenity> its foul
14:00 <TheRon> prefer my own carbonara sauce
14:00 <royality> yeh
14:00 <royality> same
14:00 <royality> nothing like real carbonara
14:00 <royality> i make the best
15:00 <royality> faux u and me one time dinner date
15:00 <TheRon> egg yolk?
15:00 <royality> ill show u life
15:00 <royality> egg 
15:00 <royality> whole egg
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <royality> sometimes cream sometimes not
15:00 <faux> please show me life
15:00 <royality> depends
15:00 <TheRon> i just use the yolk
15:00 <faux> what is life
15:00 <royality> sometimes 2 eggs
15:00 <Serenity> mmm carbonara
15:00 <royality> faux u wont learn about life on here
15:00 <royality> u need a real man to show u
15:00 <faux> damn
15:00 <faux> i was trying so hard to
15:00 <royality> and then u can talk to serenity after
15:00 <royality> how my dong is good
15:00 <TheRon> i'm a real man
15:00 <faux> good lord
15:00 <TheRon> plumbers crack and all
16:00 <royality> nah 
16:00 <faux> i havent spoken to me sissy today
16:00 <faux> brb
16:00 <royality> fuck her
16:00 <royality> ur talking to me now
17:00 <TheRon> voting early is best
17:00 <royality> who did u vote for?
17:00 <royality> i was going to do it other day i was walking past town hall
17:00 <TheRon> no idea
17:00 <royality> but too drunk
17:00 <royality> might have voted for bill shorten
17:00 <royality> cant have that
17:00 <TheRon> i know i put random numbers on the senate one
18:00 <royality> llol why?
18:00 <royality> why even vote for
18:00 <royality> dont u care about australia?
18:00 <TheRon> the two parties are so close i really don't care who gets in
19:00 <royality> thats true
19:00 <royality> but they are still different
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn in m8
19:00 <TheRon> in name only
19:00 <royality> we must not let migrants in
19:00 <royality> no more
20:00 <TheRon> stop those filthy new zealanders crossing the border and taking our jobs
20:00 <royality> mmm yeh
20:00 <royality> if i was PM id deport faux
20:00 <royality> to my bedroom
20:00 <TheRon> russel crowe is living proof that kiwis should be kept out of this country
21:00 <royality> dont let him back in here
21:00 <royality> please
22:00 <royality> he should be banned over me
23:00 <TheRon> mind you i like split enz
24:00 <royality> good band
25:00 <faux> 16] <royality> fuck her
25:00 <faux> excuse me
25:00 <faux> that is fucking rude
27:00 <TheRon> joe jackson - real men
28:00 <faux> Serenity and Doodle check your phones
28:00 <Serenity> oh em gee
29:00 <faux> eheeeee
29:00 <faux> just spoke to her shes watching frozen
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <TheRon> freo are beating port
29:00 <royality> i dont mean real sex
29:00 <Clarkson> It's got all those cunts in it. It's the avengers. Call it care bears if you want to it's still avengers.
29:00 <royality> just dont worry about her
29:00 <royality> she's ur sister
29:00 <royality> u can have her anytime
29:00 <royality> but my time is rare darling
30:00 <faux> pls she comes before you
30:00 <royality> i understand
30:00 <royality> i respect that
30:00 <royality> are u bros before hoes faux?
30:00 <faux> chix before dix
30:00 <TheRon> i went out to see if could fall in love again, that was my mistake that was my mistake
30:00 <faux> fries before guys.
31:00 <royality> LOL
32:00 <TheRon> royality: have you ever gone back to a chicks place and left the cab fare in the dresser and left?
33:00 <royality> nah
33:00 <royality> im not like that
33:00 <royality> cant be nasty
33:00 <royality> plus id never go back to someones place i didnt like
33:00 <TheRon> i thought all us bloke did that at some stage
35:00 <royality> not me
35:00 <TheRon> all class?
37:00 <johninja> apart from when he bashes them
37:00 <johninja> he's very classy
37:00 <royality> yes
37:00 <royality> bashes them?
37:00 <royality> who did i bash johninja?
37:00 <royality> this will be good
37:00 <johninja> oh you were just bullshitting about that?
37:00 <royality> no no
37:00 <royality> u tell the story
38:00 <royality> i know for a fact u have assaulted mel
38:00 <royality> she has told many ppl on here
38:00 <royality> especially darren about it
38:00 <johninja>  <LumeahsBF> but when mel shouts at me for having no job and not heating up homebrand lasagne right, i will bash her
39:00 <royality> wtf
39:00 <royality> is that it?
39:00 <royality> mel was ur gf not mine
39:00 <royality> LOL
39:00 <MrDanger> Lol
39:00 <johninja> <LumeahsBF> i didnt grow up in domestic abuse <LumeahsBF> i just dont take well to women spouting their mouth 
39:00 <royality> i dunno what that is
39:00 <MrDanger> You're all great people
39:00 <royality> johninja that isnt me 
39:00 <johninja> it is you jerome
39:00 <royality> that converstaion appears to be about mel
39:00 <royality> how does that have anything to do with me?
39:00 <MrDanger> Oh its so 
40:00 <royality> <LumeahsBF> but when mel shouts at me for having no job and not heating up homebrand lasagne right, i will bash her <<<< so it happened or its going to happen?
40:00 <royality> mel is a dirty mental patient
40:00 <royality> she's ur gf not mine buddy
40:00 <MrDanger> Lol
40:00 <royality> i have standards
40:00 <MrDanger> I love that shit here never changes
40:00 <royality> i.e faux 
40:00 <Clarkson> fkn cig time b4 i lose my shit
40:00 <royality> maybe Serenity if she cleans herself up and wears nice nail polish
41:00 <Serenity> excuse you
41:00 <royality> i didnt mean it bad
41:00 <royality> sorry
41:00 <MrDanger> Nail polish on your nipples
41:00 <royality> meant like if u had a good shower
41:00 <royality> put on nice clothes
41:00 <Serenity> ...
41:00 <royality> nice perfume
41:00 <royality> nice earings
41:00 <MrDanger> Hahah
41:00 <royality> nails and toe polish
41:00 <Serenity> please stop lol
41:00 <royality> beautiful way to my heart
41:00 <Serenity> you're being incredibly rude
41:00 <royality> if i like a girl i make sure i see her feet
41:00 <royality> before i go any further
41:00 <MrDanger> He is being quite rude
42:00 <royality> lucky i have been ok
42:00 <faux> LMAO
42:00 <Serenity> do you have ugly man feet
42:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
42:00 <royality> nah
42:00 <royality> i have nice feet
42:00 <royality> ask amelia
42:00 <faux> hi ash
42:00 <royality> ive posted my leg and feet before
42:00 <Serenity> amelia said you have nice legs
42:00 <royality> very nice and toned
42:00 <faux> lolllll
42:00 <MrDanger> I have ugly ladies testicles 
42:00 <TheRiddler> Who is royality
42:00 <royality> im gowch
42:00 <royality> royal gowch
42:00 <faux> Jerome 
42:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
42:00 <royality> Sir Royal Gowch
42:00 <faux> cheonggowch
43:00 <royality> or cheonggowch yes
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> Another that thinks that Amelia is their gf
43:00 <Immutable> you think you're better than me
43:00 <MrDanger> I'm the aaron that didn't masturbate on cam or bang bron
43:00 <Clarkson> fans are shit
43:00 <royality> amelia isnt my gf
43:00 <royality> LOL
43:00 <Immutable> heh!
43:00 <royality> amelia is royality now is she?
43:00 <royality> lol
43:00 <President_Trump> Immutable when will jen be on?
43:00 <royality> amelia is swann river
43:00 <TheRon> too fat for you? :P
44:00 <MrDanger> This calls for more red wine
44:00 <royality> red wine
44:00 <MrDanger> Red wine
44:00 <Immutable> red red wineeeeee
44:00 <TheRon> red red wine
44:00 <royality> good song
44:00 <royality> ub40
44:00 <TheRiddler> Too old too
44:00 <MrDanger> Goes to my head
44:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler who else things amelia is their gf?
44:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: go cats!
44:00 <royality> go cats
44:00 <TheRiddler> 16 or under for jerome
44:00 <faux> mekw
44:00 <MrDanger> At least pies can't lose this weekend
44:00 <faux> meow
44:00 <royality> 16 or under for me?
44:00 <royality> lol
44:00 <faux> gayfl
45:00 <TheRiddler> Go dogs
45:00 <TheRiddler> I don't think we will win tho
45:00 <royality> TheRiddler i have a gf that is better than anything u could ever go near, didnt you fuck mel of all ppl
45:00 <royality> LOLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <TheRon> you me carpark now!
45:00 <royality> and was pedoing mew
45:00 <MrDanger> I'm disappointed in you faux
45:00 <royality> thats low mate
45:00 <royality> i only like top shelf pussy
45:00 <royality> i.e gowch, faux and Serenity
45:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler who else things amelia is their gf? (besides me)
45:00 <TheRiddler> Joel
45:00 <royality> President_Trump is a pedo that is obsessed with amelia
46:00 <MrDanger> Well well well
46:00 <royality> TheRiddler thats 1 person
46:00 <President_Trump> demat
46:00 <royality> dont be a pussy
46:00 <President_Trump> who else
46:00 <royality> name names
46:00 <MrDanger> Jimmy
46:00 <royality> TheRiddler post a pic of yourself
46:00 <MrDanger> Francis
46:00 <MrDanger> Doug
46:00 <TheRon> blacklisted from hop sings?
46:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler who else thinks amelia is their gf?
47:00 <royality> TheRiddler who else thinks amelia is their gf?
47:00 <MrDanger> Cameron
47:00 <Immutable> 9gag 5ever
47:00 <royality> TheRiddler speak up son
47:00 <Immutable> think he might have hit a soft spot
48:00 <TheRon> what more can a poor boy do
48:00 <royality> jens my gf so back off
48:00 <MrDanger> Byegois
48:00 <TheRiddler> Gross
48:00 <faux> she semen dribble out her cunt when she walks
48:00 <faux> does***
48:00 <MrDanger> Woah faux
48:00 <MrDanger> Woah
49:00 <Serenity> loooool
49:00 <royality> faux
49:00 <TheRon> faux, so much for dinner time
49:00 <royality> u are very un lady like
49:00 <royality> TheRiddler speak up
49:00 <royality> TheRiddler who else thinks amelia is their gf?
49:00 <royality> you named 1 person
49:00 <royality> Joel
49:00 <royality> who actually doesnt think that lol
49:00 <MrDanger> Stop asking it's boring me
49:00 <royality> joel just trols u idiots
49:00 <MrDanger> I will urinate
49:00 <TheRon> is amelia too old for picard?
50:00 <johninja> yes
50:00 <royality> not at all
50:00 <TheRiddler> Difference between amelia n Jen is ppl think she is their gf while Jen is their gf
50:00 <MrDanger> Respect the irc hierarchy 
50:00 <royality> jen is my gf
50:00 <royality> im going to marry her
50:00 <johninja> you would make a good couple
50:00 <royality> and you are all invited to the reception gangbang
51:00 <TheRon> walk thru the door and drop the strides?
51:00 <royality> except you TheRiddler you will have to stay on austnet keeping the fort
51:00 <TheRiddler> Her n all her bfs
51:00 <Immutable> her boyfs
52:00 <TheRiddler> Good don't want to touch her
52:00 <Immutable> lol don't want to get hepatitis TheRiddler ?
52:00 <TheRiddler> Exactly 
53:00 <Immutable> she is generous though
53:00 <Immutable> she has banged so many lowlifes 
53:00 <royality> you cant touch her
53:00 <royality> she is mine
53:00 <royality> you have to ask permission
53:00 <Immutable> ok
53:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
53:00 <Immutable> pretty sure you need to know the password
54:00 <royality> you do
54:00 <royality> the password is royalgowch123
54:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/pVrNxmI.gif 
54:00 <TheRon> johnny's always running around trying to find certainty
54:00 <Immutable> she'll whisper in your ear "press the any key"
54:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
57:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler who else thinks amelia is their gf?
57:00 <Immutable> Immutable
57:00 <royality> yes who else?
57:00 <TheRiddler> Who cares 
57:00 <johninja> President_Trump is going to assasinate them all
58:00 <royality> TheRiddler so you dont know
58:00 <royality> you made it up as usual
58:00 <royality> Joel isnt a solid answer son
58:00 <Immutable> while johninja makes a run at the goods in his truck
58:00 <johninja> mmm goods
58:00 <royality> johninja do you have any marijuan?
59:00 <johninja> i'm str8 edge
59:00 <royality> bullshit
59:00 <Immutable> rofl you mean the crop
59:00 <royality> last time i spoke to u were high and drunk
59:00 <TheRiddler> Wtf is marijuan
59:00 <royality> weed
59:00 <royality> pot
59:00 <johninja> mah i have a carton of cider in the fridge only drank one in the last fortnight
59:00 <royality> nice
59:00 <royality> have a big drink
59:00 <royality> ill join u
59:00 <johninja> i will one day
00:00 <royality> go the pub later get some supplies
00:00 <royality> big night with faux my gf
00:00 <royality> and hopefully jen
00:00 <Immutable> rofl
00:00 <TheRiddler> Homemade cider
00:00 <johninja> corn cider
00:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler when will amelia be on to declare her pussy belongs to TRUMP
00:00 <Clarkson> Stop throwing my sex around
01:00 <TheRiddler> Never had corn cider
01:00 <johninja> lol theres no such thing
01:00 <TheRiddler> Never 
01:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
01:00 <TheRiddler> Shame
01:00 <johninja> they use corn in other spirits
01:00 <johninja> but i doubt it could make cider
02:00 <royality> corn cider
02:00 <royality> john makes mango cider
02:00 <royality> i cant wait to lick faux's gowchy out
03:00 <royality> might soften it up with some hummous
03:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu ffs
03:00 <johninja> he is outwearing his welcome now
03:00 <faux> little peter rabbit had a fly upon his nose
03:00 <faux> fly upon his noseee
03:00 <TheRon> ever gone to the toilet, looked down and thought, "corn! i don't remember eating corn!"\
03:00 <TheRiddler> Fat bastard
04:00 <TheRon> cats gonna smash em
04:00 <TheRiddler> Hope not
04:00 <faux> TheRon: one day i will punch u
05:00 <TheRiddler> Don't think they'll win
05:00 <faux> for recycling your jokes
05:00 <TheRon> what?
05:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
05:00 <faux> lo
05:00 <faux> l
05:00 <TheRiddler> What joke
05:00 <TheRiddler> I
05:00 <faux> the corn one
05:00 <faux> not a joke just his one liners
05:00 <faux> that e says OVER ANDOVER
05:00 <faux> ok me dinner is ready
05:00 <faux> adios
05:00 <TheRon> my bad!
06:00 <President_Trump> fauxy take pics of your dinner
06:00 <President_Trump> and upload
06:00 <TheRiddler> Oh thought you were talking to me
07:00 <faux> only if u show me ur butt President_Trump 
07:00 <TheRon> pretty sure his butt has barnacles
09:00 <President_Trump> for faux
09:00 <President_Trump> https://www.2dollarbeardclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Bearded-Presidents-Donald-Trump.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> that's a pretty good butt
10:00 <faux> gorgeous dahlinv
10:00 <faux> ok bye
13:00 <TheRon> ub40 - kingston town
18:00 <TheRiddler> Crowd sounds loud at subi
19:00 <royality> <TheRiddler> Stfu ffs < u stfu
19:00 <royality> i like flirting with faux
20:00 <royality> she's not ur gf mate she can do what she wants
20:00 <royality> faux take a pic of ur dinner
20:00 <royality> and ill take a pic of mine
20:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler when will amelia be on?
21:00 <royality> amelia is my wife
22:00 <royality> so back off TheRiddler
22:00 <President_Trump> i have jen and amelia, both belong to me
22:00 <royality> and you too dematerialised
22:00 <royality> fuck off trump jen is mine
22:00 <royality> im marrying her
22:00 <Serenity> trump stop showing off for jerome you're not cool
22:00 <royality> we are going to big mates pizza in croydon
23:00 <royality> trump is a loser
23:00 <President_Trump> showing off?
23:00 <royality> hillary will win
23:00 <President_Trump> jerome is a loser
23:00 <Immutable> HILLARY NUMBAH WUN
23:00 <TheRon> think about it there must be higher love
23:00 <royality> Serenity trump is one of the biggest pedos on austnet
23:00 <johninja> President_Trump > royality
23:00 <royality> he convinced jen that i was a homosexual
23:00 <royality> and told her i would rape her
23:00 <President_Trump> Serenity you know how u can tell when jerome is lying? when his fingers are typing
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Serenity> i dont really care
24:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu
25:00 <TheRiddler> Can we get rid of both 
25:00 <President_Trump> should get rid of u TheFiddler
25:00 <TheRiddler> It's like seeing a person argue with himself
26:00 <President_Trump> i am here to talk soccer with johninja
26:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
26:00 <royality> yeh
26:00 <royality> we should fuck TheRiddler off
26:00 <royality> that guys a major loser
26:00 <royality> he had sex with mel too
26:00 <royality> cant get much despo than that
26:00 <robot> i like pizza ay
27:00 <royality> pizza is good
27:00 <TheRon> soup
27:00 <robot> im gonn do some chicken tenders 4 dinner tho
27:00 <royality> nice
27:00 <royality> im considering some kfc
27:00 <royality> or a jen sandwich
28:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> a new challenger enters
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> round 1, fite irl
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> whats going on john
30:00 <TheRon> bloodsport, i love that movie
30:00 <johninja> not much, jerome just got z-lined
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> meh thats a daily occurance
30:00 <johninja> yeh
31:00 <johninja> so not much
31:00 <frayedknot> is jerome the same as plivent?
31:00 <johninja> about to go have some potato and leek soup for dinner
31:00 <johninja> yes frayedknot
31:00 <frayedknot> thought so
31:00 <TheRon> i made some too johninja 
31:00 <frayedknot> he always hassles me for some reason
31:00 <johninja> thats a bit odd
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> he hassles everyone
31:00 <johninja> he hassles everyone but you don't seem to say a lot
32:00 <frayedknot> guess he hassles literally everyone then
32:00 <johninja> very angry chatter
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> not sure why he comes here, he doesnt like anyone and nobody likes him
33:00 <President_Trump> he's a loser
33:00 <johninja> he has to release all the shit that gets built up because his life is so sad
33:00 <President_Trump> he makes TropicalStormJim look like a superstar
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> he needs to learn the benefits of farming corn
34:00 <johninja> yeah some corn would help him relax
34:00 <Serenity> i wish i had an entire body wheat bag
34:00 <johninja> corn therapy
35:00 <TheRon> bryan ferry - slave to love
36:00 <johninja> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/a7ac198e5af994d36816f0d794dbf672 
36:00 <johninja> looks a bit like the operah house
38:00 <johninja> i watched tommorowland last night
38:00 <johninja> its a bit of a kids movie 
38:00 <TheRon> oxymoro?
38:00 <TheRon> oxymoron?
38:00 <johninja> but had some cool concepts
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> i once ate so much corn that i pooped out a retarded cob
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> felt good
39:00 <johninja> lol TheRon
39:00 <President_Trump> katoomba
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes hoskins faggot etc.
40:00 <Clarkson> I don't get paid enough to be a whore
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> can u find a new troll line cause this one is boring
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Duran Duran - Girls On Film Views: 2,214,632 Uploader: DuranDuranVEVO Uploaded: Nov 17, 2010 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.84
40:00 <TheRon> you're welcome
42:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/ray-martin-remembers-the-moment-he-met-crooked-detective-roger-rogerson/news-story/85f3b3ef8c780bfc690b4f2107ffa0da 
42:00 <johninja> lol this guy stole one of his dealers dope then tried to offer him 10k and the drugs back, got shot anyway
43:00 <TheRon> this film clip is pure genius
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> it is kanye west?
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> he's the musical voice of a generation, ya know
50:00 <TheRon> together in electric dreams
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh good he's gone
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be getting dinner at the crusty crab tonight
51:00 <President_Trump> whats taht?
51:00 <President_Trump> sounds alright
51:00 <TheRon> you have 35 mins
52:00 <TheRiddler> 1 crabby patty
52:00 <TheRon> 4 tom hawkins goals
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
52:00 <President_Trump> who are they playing
53:00 <TheRon> dogs
53:00 <TheRon> menzel 4
53:00 <TheRon> kersten 4
53:00 <President_Trump> lol
53:00 <President_Trump> hasnt even started yet loser
54:00 <TheRon> who are you?
54:00 <President_Trump> i am patrick dangerfield
54:00 <President_Trump> you?
56:00 <dematerialised> hello faggots
56:00 <robot> oh hi dematerialised lol
56:00 <President_Trump> that's me
56:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes
56:00 <President_Trump> hi demat
56:00 <dematerialised> what's the haps?
57:00 <dematerialised> wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury
57:00 <TheRon> even it was for just one day
57:00 <dematerialised> i have a box of donuts so life is pretty good right now
57:00 <robot> niiiiice
57:00 <President_Trump> take a  pic
57:00 <robot> i want a box of donuts.
57:00 <robot> faggotr.
57:00 <President_Trump> i want donuts
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh both dragons n dogs are playing tonight
58:00 <TheRon> go storm
58:00 <dematerialised> go da dees!
58:00 <robot> r they sportsing hard
58:00 <johninja> get a dog up ya
58:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: you into the tour de france
58:00 <TheRiddler> nope
58:00 <TheRon> i watch it for the scenery
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <johninja> i watch it for the drug use
59:00 <TheRon> wimbeldon?
59:00 <TheRiddler> isn't the camera angles mostly the rear view
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <johninja> lmao
59:00 <TheRon> england getting smashed by poland in the soccer?
00:00 <johninja> about time poland smashed someone at something tbh
00:00 <dematerialised> the only reason anyone would watch tour de anything is because they like staring at small man asses in lycra
00:00 <TheRiddler> smash them with a pole?
00:00 <TheRon> poland plays germany in berlin everytime
00:00 <TheRon> don't want germans invading poland
00:00 <TheRiddler> ok dad
01:00 <johninja> want to see my one eyed snake? http://imgur.com/DRyUzqe 
01:00 <dematerialised> christ ona  stick
01:00 <dematerialised> kill it
01:00 <dematerialised> NOW
01:00 <dematerialised> WITH FIRE
01:00 <johninja> potoato for scale
02:00 <johninja> ok i better go
02:00 <dematerialised> ok time for me to extend my long terran dick into the hearts of the new conglomerate and vanu bitches
02:00 <dematerialised> bye everyone love you
05:00 <TheRon> i just realised half storm's team is out
08:00 <mrdanger> With ya mum
18:00 <robot> mmmm
18:00 <robot> chicken tenders
18:00 <couleurs> couleurs benders
19:00 <robot> hi
19:00 <couleurs> hi
19:00 <robot> we were all just goin around the room colours tellin our deepest darkest secrets ur turn
21:00 <couleurs> i've always wanted 2 b a pizza so 1 time 4 hallowean i dressed as 1 but it rained so my pizza costume got soggy and people thought i was just an ordinary pie so i got angry and ripped it off and ran home crying the end 
21:00 <robot> damn
21:00 <robot> sry 2 hear that
22:00 <robot> sorry for making u relive that awaful moment
22:00 <couleurs> thank u it happened last year ok 
22:00 <couleurs> np i'm ova it n u?
23:00 <robot> just eatin some dinner
23:00 <robot> watchin breakin bad
23:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <couleurs> best show eva!!!!!!!!
23:00 <robot> yea
23:00 <couleurs> #fuckgameofthrones
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <robot> im waiting for my gf to get back to watch got s6
24:00 <couleurs> i only seen like 10 mins of got and people ask me if i watch it all the time and i'm like no it's just harry potter 4 grown ups i got better things 2 do like IRC
24:00 <couleurs> Yea Boi
24:00 <robot> lol
24:00 <couleurs> breakeing badd roked from season 1 to 6
24:00 <robot> got is actually awesome
24:00 <robot> im at s1e4 rn
24:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!
24:00 <robot> ive seen it all before
25:00 <robot> rewatching
25:00 <couleurs> Nice.
25:00 <couleurs> gotta do that @ xmas holidays or some thang
26:00 <robot> yea i cant watch it when gf is around coz she dont like it nemore
27:00 <couleurs> Bich.
27:00 <robot> heh
27:00 <robot> nah her dad died of lung cancer so its a bit hard for her to watch
27:00 <couleurs> oh ok
28:00 <robot> instead we watch better homes n gardens just joking
29:00 <couleurs> cool i love that show 2
30:00 <robot> yea i went 2 watch the sequel to better homes n gardens at the cinema
30:00 <robot> u know that one with john jarrat
30:00 <robot> was a bit different to the tv show
31:00 <couleurs> cool
31:00 <couleurs> yea he kills ppls
31:00 <robot> n im like when r they gettin 2 wolf creek
33:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
34:00 <robot> just downloadin the new movie
34:00 <robot> conjuring 2
34:00 <couleurs> cheeky
35:00 <mrdanger> I'm cool
36:00 <couleurs> ok
38:00 <faux> test
38:00 <robot> k
38:00 <robot> faux we were all just goin around tellin our deepest fantasy k ur turn
40:00 <faux> i wanna bone an old CEO in a glass office while everyone pretends not to watch
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <robot> ty
40:00 <faux> n u
41:00 <President_Trump> fauxy how'd u go with those food pics?
41:00 <faux> i didnt take any 
41:00 <faux> what is this instagram
42:00 <President_Trump> :(
42:00 <robot> i just wanna roll around in the sand with jess alba
43:00 <doctor> sand sounds good enough
43:00 <doctor> i see my cat do it often and he is a lot more happy than i
44:00 <robot> 'then why dont u just fucking die already.  just give up and die' -- walter white jnr
46:00 <couleurs> wow calm down jnr
46:00 <couleurs> So Rude
48:00 <robot> ye 
49:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/13427750_1096992727030977_8129760383473909828_n.jpg?oh=9e47b84a24a3c443783b4217495bfdf6&oe=57C8CD14&__gda__=1474064105_60b1d0214e09d973534331ee7cd5dcec 
51:00 <President_Trump> who's that?
52:00 <johninja> BlackDevil
55:00 <doctor> attractive fellow
55:00 <faux> wtf is that
56:00 <johninja> nah it's a guy on facebook
56:00 <johninja> he's into cats and AM radio
56:00 <faux> i just ate gosh
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> oen gowch
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> hope ive helped
15:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA2PP-kaAV4
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ã€ãƒ•ã‚±part7ã€‘æ¯›ç©´ãŸãã•ã‚“ã‚°ãƒ­ãƒ†ã‚¹ã‚¯ãªãƒ•ã‚±gross !! I peeled off the pores of many dandruff. Views: 691,103 Uploader: sumire cooper blackheads s Uploaded: Sep 1, 2015 Duration: 7m24s Rating: .0
15:00 <faux> what
16:00 <dematerialised> the music is what makes it
16:00 <doctor> magestic
21:00 <couleurs> majestic*** 
21:00 <couleurs> sheesh doctor 
21:00 <couleurs> !!!!
21:00 <TheRiddler> Damn
22:00 <TheRiddler> Getting smashed:(
22:00 <doctor> oops
22:00 <doctor> playing too much mage
22:00 <TheRiddler> How are the dragons doing faux
22:00 <faux> not watching 
22:00 <couleurs> HeHe
22:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
22:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJeaZtgwng&feature=youtu.be&a 
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hambone Kneeslap Views: 769,866 Uploader: vidge123 Uploaded: Apr 23, 2007 Duration: 0m55s Rating: 4.90
23:00 <TheRiddler> They're ahead
23:00 <johninja> that guy is quicker than most martial artists
23:00 <TheRiddler> 8 - 2
23:00 <doctor> I think rexona smells okay, not great, but okay
23:00 <doctor> might give this one to my cousin for christmas after i use it
23:00 <couleurs> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> Hopefully 1 wins tonight 
24:00 <doctor> I wonder what couleurs smells like
24:00 <TheRiddler> Get the girls 1s
24:00 <couleurs> freshly cut grass, burning rubber and daisies :)
25:00 <doctor> absolutely lovely
25:00 <TheRiddler> That's what my toilet smells like
25:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
25:00 <doctor> I will name that smell, Cotton
25:00 <TheRiddler> Joe cotton?
26:00 <doctor> hmm, joe fits in well with it, but the market is directed at teenagers
26:00 <doctor> so just Cotton
27:00 <johninja> i'm not sure the african americans will like that name
27:00 <TheRiddler> Just call it like it should be bogan yard
28:00 <johninja> "you smell like Cotton" "wtf did you just say to me?"
28:00 <doctor> if I wanted to sell to the blacks i'd just mix in chicken grease with watermellon and orange soda
29:00 <couleurs> hek yea
29:00 <dematerialised> it's not racist coz it's true
31:00 <President_Trump> demat doctor wants a lullaby, he's cute
32:00 <doctor> I just want a happy ending ;)
32:00 <couleurs> ;)
32:00 <President_Trump> i think demat would be down with that
33:00 <faux> President_Trump if u mention dematerialised again im going to ban you
33:00 <President_Trump> lol
33:00 <President_Trump> why??
33:00 <dematerialised> YEAH!
33:00 <Serenity> seems like he wants to stick dematerialised up the chuff
33:00 <Serenity> tbh
33:00 <johninja> she's such a hero
33:00 <faux> im not sure if you realise youre being repetitive and annoying
33:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yeh
33:00 <ChastityAtCheong> listen to faux
33:00 <ChastityAtCheong> fuckwit
33:00 <faux> but im here to tell you you are
34:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dragons are winning
34:00 <johninja> At@
34:00 <President_Trump> who am i meant to talk about lullabies with then
34:00 <faux> yourself
34:00 <faux> in notepad
34:00 <Serenity> no one because the lullaby thing isnt your joke in the first place and it got old about a week ago
34:00 <Serenity> so stfu
34:00 <johninja> just sing yourself lullabies like an adult
34:00 <faux> fuck me
34:00 <ChastityAtCheong> President_Trump are you being a pest again loser?
35:00 <faux> repetition makes me cringe 
35:00 <johninja> jerome are you evading z-lines?
35:00 <faux> brb piss
35:00 <dematerialised> stop ban evading plivent
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> evading zlines?
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ohh no
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> :(
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> better go dob
35:00 <johninja> i think that says who the REAL pest is
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u fucking losers
36:00 <Serenity> oh is that the time
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah
37:00 <President_Trump> i want home delivered ice cream
37:00 <ChastityAtCheong> they have that
38:00 <President_Trump> where from
38:00 <johninja> it's winter, just make hot chocolate you madman
38:00 <ChastityAtCheong> home ice cream
38:00 <ChastityAtCheong> winter lol
38:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its cold is it?
38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsneH0mOq-0
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses (HQ Audio) Views: 366,021 Uploader: Luiscmck8Os2 Uploaded: Jul 24, 2008 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 4.71
38:00 <couleurs> diss me new jam
39:00 <President_Trump> i might be able to get babygirl to make me a hot chocolate
39:00 <ChastityAtCheong> https://www.homeicecream.com/
39:00 <President_Trump> where is that slut
39:00 <ChastityAtCheong> faux will make you one
39:00 <ChastityAtCheong> she left irc because of johninja
39:00 <johninja> </3
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja tell us about when you fell for babygirl
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and you believed her pic she sent
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and skitzed it at me over it
40:00 <johninja> really
40:00 <johninja> you are much better at making up stories than i
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yes you were bragging about having her number
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and sending texts
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> that is all fact
41:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no lies
41:00 <ChastityAtCheong> it was one of your many death threats
41:00 <dematerialised> oh look
41:00 <dematerialised> it's one!
42:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised this is long before your time
42:00 <ChastityAtCheong> amelia is babygirl for you
43:00 <dematerialised> you have mistaken me for someone who cares
43:00 <johninja> jerome is on a RAMPAGE
43:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you will be up up and alert if amelia shows up
43:00 <ChastityAtCheong> as will all you despos
43:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you included johninja
43:00 <dematerialised> you're right, because unlike you amelia is actually cool
43:00 <ChastityAtCheong> amelia is a loser
43:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOL
43:00 <johninja> why are you so mad?
43:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not mad
43:00 <johninja> have a rough week?
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah he's pretty upset
44:00 <ChastityAtCheong> my week has been great
44:00 <johninja> being a music student is HARD
44:00 <dematerialised> parents must have sent him back to his room
44:00 <johninja> i can see why you get so stressed out 
44:00 <johninja> come on irc to vent at starngers
45:00 <johninja> poor jerome, he just needs a hug and some family who love him for who he is
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> hi
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> yeah he needs a cuddle
45:00 <President_Trump> he was rejected by babygirl and amelia
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja coming online to pedo chicks
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> with dematerialised
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> TheRiddler
45:00 <johninja> there there
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and the other despos
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> now darren has mels pussy
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> classic
45:00 <dematerialised> how does it feel knowing TheRiddler gets more chicks than you jerome?
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> hahahahahahaha TheRiddler
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised i have a gf u moron
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> if you consider a pig hot
46:00 <dematerialised> i mean have you accepted that you are possibly homosexual
46:00 <johninja> thats why he spends saterday night on irc
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> then he may gather the pigs
46:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
46:00 <dematerialised> "i have a gf"
46:00 <johninja> while she is off banging other guys
46:00 <dematerialised> *spends all spare time on irc*
46:00 <johninja> ultimate cuck
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you dont have to be with your chick everyday u realise
46:00 <dematerialised> mate yuo dont have a gf
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i know you guys are obsessed with attention
46:00 <dematerialised> you're just like taco
46:00 <dematerialised> full of shit
46:00 <Clarkson> LOOOOL  Matthew  u sick queer fuck
46:00 <dematerialised> chronically depressed
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> women
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but its ok
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> really
46:00 <dematerialised> making up stories about your life
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ive posted pics of myself and my gf u dumb cunt
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like tacos
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ur here everyday
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and night
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> pedoing
47:00 <johninja> lets see the pics of you and your sister
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised post a pic of yourself now
47:00 <dematerialised> piet has a gf and look at him, he's actually off having a life
47:00 <Tiggier> how does 1 pedoing?
47:00 <dematerialised> even a drug fucked idiot has a gf
47:00 <dematerialised> what's your excuse jerome?
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja i know you have been trolled by babygirl
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its classic
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> excuse?
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised what is ur answer
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lolllllllllllllll
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dont worry about me
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i am good looking and doing great
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u are here pedoing for amelias pussy
47:00 <Tiggier> .
47:00 <dematerialised> oh dear
47:00 <johninja> thats why you are so angry all the time
47:00 <dematerialised> jerome thinks he is handsome
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u even said that faux was attractive
47:00 <johninja> its all the sucess
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised post a pic of yourself
48:00 <President_Trump> amelia's pussy was banged on a nate perth sex tour
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lets see it
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> nate cumed in her 
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised is an old loser on irc 
48:00 <dematerialised> maurice said you were handsome once jerome
48:00 <dematerialised> you've got a chance
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> chatting with the despos
48:00 <dematerialised> for some irc pussy
48:00 <Clarkson> lol bathplugs nipples fat bitch
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> post a pic of yourself
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im expecting it will be a letdown like below
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOL
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> how many of you in here have got chicks on irc pregnant ?
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja has
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> mel
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Kynetic has
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lara
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ShadowLurker has
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Serenity
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> gs69azza has
49:00 <johninja> jerome obsesses about everone elses sex life clearly
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> pig goat
49:00 <dematerialised> jerome is upset
49:00 <dematerialised> the world left him behind
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja your pathetic lives are portrayed on here
49:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker hasnt
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> infont of e veryone
50:00 <johninja> only because you keep talking and making up shit about me jerome
50:00 <Clarkson> hes got figurines n shit
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> what shit do i make up?
50:00 <johninja> no doubt Clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> Well stop fucking whinging
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> the babygirl story is true
50:00 <johninja> you add bits and peices to everything at will
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> when you use to pedo her day in day out in #chatzone
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> such as what?
50:00 <johninja> like that
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i remember you bragging to me
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> about it
50:00 <ChastityAtCheong> "ive got her are you jealous"
51:00 <johninja> and that
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> "she sent me a pic"
51:00 <dematerialised> lol why would anyone brag to you about anything
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and u sent me it
51:00 <dematerialised> you're bottom rung jerome
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:00 <johninja> and also that
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised johninja is an old loser
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u are not aware of his previous behavior on here
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> a raging alcoholic
51:00 <Tiggier> stfu already
51:00 <dematerialised> i am very aware, and you seem to think i am new lol
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> thats how he went for mels pussy
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> because he is despo
51:00 <Tiggier> you've been going on for so long
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no sane man would go near mel
51:00 <ChastityAtCheong> let alone cum in her
51:00 <Clarkson> u cuntz stil awake
51:00 <johninja> he's on a RAMPAGE tonight
51:00 <dematerialised> nah
52:00 <Tiggier> probably still better than jen
52:00 <dematerialised> he's just flipped
52:00 <dematerialised> like he does every night
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im straight
52:00 <dematerialised> i worry for the poor guy
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> all good
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u just getting 0wned as usual
52:00 <Tiggier> mel is probably a virgin goddess compared to her
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> mels pussy
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
52:00 <johninja> how many keyboards do you go through in a month jerome?
52:00 <dematerialised> haha
52:00 <WhoMadeWho> what is wrong with mels pussy ?
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja's next stop is amelia
52:00 <ChastityAtCheong> WhoMadeWho it is very used
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> she had semen from anthony o driscoll inside her
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninjas childs sister
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> o driscoll the austnet pedo
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> mel is going for child number 3 with darren
53:00 <dematerialised> jerome should write a book
54:00 <President_Trump> he should make a website
54:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i will
54:00 <dematerialised> yeah
54:00 <johninja> "Austnet for loosers"
54:00 <ChastityAtCheong> austnets finest
54:00 <dematerialised> call it the ausnet loser confessions
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <President_Trump> confessions of an austnet loser
54:00 <ChastityAtCheong> indeed
54:00 <ChastityAtCheong> perfect
54:00 <ChastityAtCheong> the first chapter will be on darren
54:00 <faux> ok i peed and washed my dishes
54:00 <faux> whats happening
55:00 <dematerialised> jerome is high again
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dragons are winning
55:00 <dematerialised> trump is trumping
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> read up faux....someone made comments about you
55:00 <Tiggier> jen's pussy probably looks like roadkill that's be on the road for months along a road train heavy highway
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not high
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> unsavoury comments
55:00 <dematerialised> you are
55:00 <dematerialised> you are off your tree
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> because i speak against you
55:00 <dematerialised> no
55:00 <faux> ehats the score im not watching 
55:00 <johninja> i think he's reached the point where he is permanantly damaged now
55:00 <Tiggier> oh
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> 10 -2
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> jen
55:00 <dematerialised> this afternoon you were good
55:00 <dematerialised> and now you are not good
55:00 <Tiggier> I'll check faux
55:00 <dematerialised> what changed?
55:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im fine
55:00 <dematerialised> did you eat sugar?
55:00 <faux> ty
56:00 <dematerialised> drank red cordial?
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> nothing at all 
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dematerialised you have always been a loser
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dont expect me to ever think otherwise
56:00 <dematerialised> im just concerned about you man
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> faux and Serenity are cool though
56:00 <johninja> jerome knows about losers, he looks at the biggest one in the mirror every morning
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja is cool but he is always abusive
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you have been going nonstop johninja
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> mango boy
56:00 <dematerialised> i reckon what happens is at this time of night he gets lonely
56:00 <ChastityAtCheong> where is joel
57:00 <Tiggier> lol
57:00 <dematerialised> because his parents have gone to bed
57:00 <Tiggier> it's 10 - 2 faux
57:00 <dematerialised> so he comes here to chat
57:00 <faux> are we winning
57:00 <ChastityAtCheong> my parents are overseas actually
57:00 <ChastityAtCheong> so u are very wrong
57:00 <Tiggier> yep
57:00 <faux> good
57:00 <johninja> "i'm talking with my freinds on the internet mum"
57:00 <faux> second half?
57:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yes winning faux
57:00 <ChastityAtCheong> 58 mins
57:00 <dematerialised> haha
57:00 <Tiggier> storm just got denied a try
57:00 <Tiggier> yeah
57:00 <dematerialised> mum get off the phone i need to connect to irc
57:00 <ChastityAtCheong> storm was good
57:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but fucked up now
57:00 <faux> ty
57:00 <faux> im watching oitnb
57:00 <faux> so im not watching the footy
58:00 <Tiggier> stfu already ChastityAtCheong
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> oitnb?
58:00 <Tiggier> lol
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Tiggier is angry boy
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> :(
58:00 <faux> although i should so i can laugh at TheRiddler 
58:00 <faux> uh
58:00 <faux> i mean theron
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ahh Tiggier is TheRiddler
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> the convicted
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> TheRiddler post a pic of yourself mate
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and who thinks amelia is their bf?
58:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Tiggier in his afl chan with matty
59:00 <ChastityAtCheong> 3 ppl including chanop
59:00 <ChastityAtCheong> relaying afl scores live
59:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:00 <faux> stop repeating that a
59:00 <faux> q*
59:00 <ChastityAtCheong> well he has yet to answer it faux
59:00 <dematerialised> i like how jerome is sucking lots of cock to ensure he doesn
59:00 <dematerialised> 't get kicked
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not going to answer it
59:00 <faux> shh
59:00 <faux> pipe down
59:00 <faux> youre making me nervoys
59:00 <johninja> disruptive chatter is disruptive
59:00 <faux> nervous*
59:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im sucking faux's clit
59:00 <Clarkson> women that have a penis
59:00 <faux> can you not
59:00 <ChastityAtCheong> it reminds me of vine leaf
00:00 <ChastityAtCheong> wrap
00:00 <faux> Clarkson shh its a secret
00:00 <Clarkson> it's mostly rich stoners showing off their cars and bitches
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <faux> vine leaf wrap
00:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yes
00:00 <TheRiddler> would a date a woman with a penis
00:00 <Clarkson> It's only in the pussy anyway
00:00 <faux> wara2 3enab
00:00 <faux> yum
00:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yum
01:00 <TheRiddler> nooooooooooooooooooo
01:00 <TheRiddler> storm tried
01:00 <TheRiddler> err
01:00 <TheRiddler> got a try
01:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no they didnt
01:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its not a try
01:00 <dematerialised> ok jerome is boring now im going back to planetside
01:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but they will let it happen because they are corrupt
02:00 <TheRiddler> planetside 1 or 2?
02:00 <dematerialised> 2
02:00 <dematerialised> terrans
02:00 <TheRiddler> cool
02:00 <faux> is there boobs
02:00 <ChastityAtCheong> jen just sms'd me
02:00 <Clarkson> sir, imma' haves to checks your anus
02:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no
02:00 <ChastityAtCheong> just saying she will be on later
02:00 <TheRiddler> did she say how many cocks she had today
03:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no
03:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ill ask that later
03:00 <faux> cock platter
03:00 <Clarkson> can i cum over and chill?
03:00 <faux> down at the RSL
03:00 <ChastityAtCheong> mmm yum
03:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u are at rsl faux?
04:00 <faux> no
04:00 <faux> jen
04:00 <TheRiddler> it's now 10 - 6
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no jen is not at rsl
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol no its not idiot
04:00 <TheRiddler> 1 more try to level
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> jens pussy
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> is mine
04:00 <Doodle> who is jen
04:00 <TheRiddler> 59min mark
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> gowchi
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you met her
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you should know
04:00 <Doodle> oh right
04:00 <Doodle> i smoke a lot of weed ok
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> most of u do on here
04:00 <ChastityAtCheong> thats why u so fried
05:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not fried 
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <faux> lolllllll
05:00 <Doodle> i just dont remember everyones names off irc
05:00 <Doodle> johninja is percy i think
05:00 <johninja> yes
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <johninja> percy harvin
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing jerome doesn't do weed because he cant afford his ice
05:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its so small you must have problems
05:00 <faux> harvin a bat
05:00 <ChastityAtCheong> actually TheRiddler i do smoke weed
05:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but not everyday
05:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i take all drugs
05:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> u dont discriminate
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> just not regularly
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> not at all
06:00 <johninja> he doesn't need to anymore
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> well i dont like acid anymore
06:00 <johninja> he is permafried
06:00 <British^Meat> ok a few questions, who is jen, whats an oen, whats with corn, and whos is hoskins?
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> British^Meat you know who jen is
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dont be stupid
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> oen no idea
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> corn because johninja is a corn farmer
06:00 <President_Trump> dont worry British^Meat, jen will be doing a SA sex tour soon
06:00 <faux> anotherircer, idk, john ninja is a corn farmer according to kunny, trevor/taco
06:00 <Lumeah2> She's the new play thing
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and hoskins is TropicalStormJim peter hoskins
06:00 <British^Meat> i honestly dont
06:00 <ChastityAtCheong> from blue mountains
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes and i farm corn in a gay romance with johninja
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOL
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> TropicalStormJim lurking
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ready to pop pop pedo
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> the fake cop
07:00 <johninja> we have a corn farm commune
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> what a joke that was
07:00 <TheRiddler> the word pedo must make you hard
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> you know whats really funny
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> how upset you get, jerome
07:00 <President_Trump> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/13427750_1096992727030977_8129760383473909828_n.jpg
07:00 <johninja> wow he reacts so hard
07:00 <President_Trump> that is hoskins
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not upset
07:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
08:00 <faux> dont be silly
08:00 <faux> john has better taste
08:00 <President_Trump> sorry
08:00 <President_Trump> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/13427750_1096992727030977_8129760383473909828_n.jpg?oh=9e47b84a24a3c443783b4217495bfdf6&oe=57C8CD14&__gda__=1474064105_60b1d0214e09d973534331ee7cd5dcec
08:00 <President_Trump> hoskins
08:00 <johninja> his words poer minute typing speed is off the charts
08:00 <President_Trump> aka TropicalStormJim
08:00 <ChastityAtCheong> johninja you cant even spell so yes
08:00 <ChastityAtCheong> need to lift your game
08:00 <johninja> i could never keep up 
08:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i know
09:00 <johninja> i need more stimulants
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> how did u get that picture did u join my dungeons n dragons club
11:00 <TheRiddler> dragons seem quicker tonight
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <TheRiddler> dragons got a try
13:00 <TheRiddler> I missed it
13:00 <TheRiddler> 14 - 6
13:00 <TheRiddler> 68mins gone
15:00 <robot> ne other robots here
16:00 <TheRiddler> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
16:00 <TheRiddler> Mitch Ray
16:00 <robot> r they sportsing
16:00 <TheRiddler> faux
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> they're playing good tonight
17:00 <TheRiddler> err
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its later
17:00 <TheRiddler> *Mitch Rein
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> 18-6 u fool
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> stop wanking over amelia
18:00 <ChastityAtCheong> pay attention
18:00 <ChastityAtCheong> 20-6
18:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> pay attention 
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its a game of football its not hard mate
20:00 <Lumeah> No but it's boring 
20:00 <johninja> are you just attacking anyone who talks?
20:00 <johninja> you are really winning at irc tonight
20:00 <johninja> dominant chatter
21:00 <ChastityAtCheong> nope
21:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i love Lumeah
21:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and you
21:00 <Lumeah> Me? 
21:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and faux and Serenity
21:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and slower
21:00 <ChastityAtCheong> even though he's a major pedo
21:00 <slower> ?
22:00 <johninja> ooh he didn't even have to talk
22:00 <johninja> get right on top of him as soon as he comes in
22:00 <johninja> assert dominance
23:00 <johninja> well congratulations jerome, you win
23:00 <johninja> i'm going to watch a movie
23:00 <johninja> well played
23:00 <slower> keep living the dream ChastityAtCheong
23:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i am
23:00 <ChastityAtCheong> keep pedoing
23:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
23:00 <Lumeah> Men! 
23:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Lumeah all we need is skirmish here
24:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and the night would be in full swing
24:00 <slower> hmmm you confusing me with picard?
24:00 <Lumeah> Who's got the bigger penis
24:00 <Lumeah> Your wish my 
24:00 <Lumeah> Maybe someones command. 
25:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Lumeah i love how skitz skirmish goes over you
25:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
26:00 <Lumeah> It is a little rich isn't it
26:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yeh
26:00 <ChastityAtCheong> he's broken
26:00 <Lumeah> I know 
27:00 <Lumeah> It's not the fight it's the technique 
27:00 <ChastityAtCheong> do you love me?
28:00 <ChastityAtCheong> hello GoldSpade
28:00 <Lumeah> Who the fuck are u
28:00 <Clarkson> most of the time they wake me up hen im sleeping the cunts
28:00 <GoldSpade> ayyy ChastityAtCheong :)
28:00 <ChastityAtCheong> hows it going hun?
28:00 <GoldSpade> as good as good can be
28:00 <ChastityAtCheong> that sounds amazing
28:00 <ChastityAtCheong> where is darren?
29:00 <GoldSpade> sure is
29:00 <GoldSpade> who is daren
29:00 <GoldSpade> dont know him
29:00 <ChastityAtCheong> your brother
29:00 <GoldSpade> my brother?
29:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yes
29:00 <GoldSpade> what are you talking about ChastityAtCheong
30:00 <ChastityAtCheong> the royality
31:00 <GoldSpade> ohhhh
31:00 <GoldSpade> well if a woman wants the money she may as well as have the spade as well
32:00 <ChastityAtCheong> interesting
32:00 <GoldSpade> but no way....not ever again
33:00 <ChastityAtCheong> irc will be dead in a year
33:00 <Lumeah> Wtf
33:00 <GoldSpade> huh 
33:00 <GoldSpade> why 
33:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Lumeah what did you eat for dinner tonight my love?
34:00 <Lumeah> Food 
34:00 <ChastityAtCheong> such as?
34:00 <GoldSpade> you eat during sex
34:00 <ChastityAtCheong> she had a fuck and a royal burrito
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> now the party is getting started
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> maurice is here
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> ChastityAtCheong why do you call Lumeah "my love".....are you fuck buddies ?
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> everyone chose your hole
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> not fuck buddies no
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> would you like to be fuck buddies ?
35:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i would give Lumeah a good fuck yes
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i have spoken about intercourse with her many times
36:00 <Lumeah> Red thai curry. 
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> red thai curry
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> what if Lumeah wanted to take a shit on your chin....with one end of the poo sagging just over the edge of your lips......would you allow that ?
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> nice
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> did you have a specific meat?
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> no
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> dont do shit
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but id let her piss on me
36:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and id drink the piss
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> at least you have standards then
37:00 <Lumeah> Was vegies one
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> Lumeah are you attracted to ChastityAtCheong ?  Would you consider it possible husband material ?
40:00 <Lumeah> Yeah I'd piss on u.  Not my fettish tho. 
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> its not mine either
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but ill do it
40:00 <Lumeah> I just met the bloke.. So no
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> nah u know me Lumeah
40:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im just using another nick as usual hun
40:00 <Lumeah> Do i
41:00 <Lumeah> Tut  tut tut
41:00 <Lumeah> Need a ass whooping then
41:00 <Clarkson> oh btw Student i didn't leave my house and a girl came right in and we had sex
41:00 <Lumeah> Good sex? 
41:00 <Lumeah> Or just 2 min for u
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> so far we have established that Lumeah and ChastityAtCheong are willing to piss on each other and at least one of them will drink it.....but shit is just right out of the question
43:00 <Lumeah> Definitely 
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> and Lumeah is still summing up ChastityAtCheong's worth as husband material......unsure if she will accept his sperms as the father to her eggs
44:00 <Lumeah> Lol
45:00 <robot> whos doin butt stuff
45:00 <Lumeah> Noone 
45:00 <Lumeah> Would know if i knew who the fuck it is
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
46:00 <Lumeah> Hi kate
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> TheRiddler, I found you a girlfriend
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/UwS8sgC
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> i guess if he fucks you up the arse and you accidentally backfire and shit on his balls......that would be declared a foul and everyone returns to the pavilion
46:00 <Clarkson> any regular guy would say "that shits gay"
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> perfect for TheRiddler
46:00 <ChastityAtCheong> austnet standard
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> WhoMadeWho you cant help that
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup jerome
47:00 <Serenity> jerome
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but anal i would enjoy
47:00 <Serenity> can you be nice to people for like an hour
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yes hun?
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yes
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> sorry
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ill be on my bestest behaviour darling
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
47:00 <Serenity> you dont need to bag everyone out
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not bagging anyone out
47:00 <Serenity> no one here thinks thats funny its not nerdhacks
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> Lumeah is my friend
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not bagging her
47:00 <Serenity> im gonna time ok
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i would fuck her
47:00 <Serenity> nice
47:00 <Serenity> for an hour
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> promise u i would
47:00 <Serenity> to everyone
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and i would do u also
47:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and faux
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> wanna be friends jerome?
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i would smoke a lot of ice and fuck u red raw Serenity
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> proper sex
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is it fuckwit hour?
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> because you just came on
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> it was good till then
48:00 <robot> enough ChastityAtCheong
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> robot stfu faggot
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not jen
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> u cant abuse me
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - hilarious.
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok fuck this im going to bed have to be up at 6am to farm corn
48:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ill be nice Serenity if you love me
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yeh sure u do
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> when i entered i saw a sign out front that said it was fuckwit hour with half price shooters
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> 6am to do ur shift at KINGS CROSS LAC
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOL
49:00 <robot> i feel almost as sad for you ChastityAtCheong as i do for these morons http://imgur.com/gallery/czSIY
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> alexandria
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> alexandria now
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> perfect
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor… bitch please.
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ill be in touch
49:00 <Lumeah> Lol
49:00 <Lumeah> Farm me some corn 
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> alexandria on my way to my ice dealers
49:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ill drop by
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok i wont count on it
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> chicken shit
49:00 <robot> yeh u should prolly get off the ice
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it helps them talk shit, on irc
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> i read that as "eerk"
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> finishes the sentence so well
50:00 <robot> me and katatonic_kate01 irl http://imgur.com/gallery/H0guufj
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - best dancers ever!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> disco, disco
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> this is me on erk
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/XvuZsjW
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> so alexandria police station
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOL
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> thats where u work
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> hahahaha
53:00 <ChastityAtCheong> classic
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont know why ur acting like this is new information because it isnt
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> lay off the ice
55:00 <Lumeah> It's not sexy bro
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> i WAS kingsx coming up to 2 years ago. I even told you that
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> you wonder why I don't talk specific detail with you? this is why.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lumeah, would you consider a sexual relationship wif trevor (jim)?
57:00 <Lumeah> Ern probs not
57:00 <Lumeah> Sozzy brudda
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> Lumeah, but im in a club for dungeons and dragons
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> im a frickin wizard
59:00 <Lumeah> So
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> (he means he likes wizard sleeves)
03:00 <Lumeah> Riiight 
03:00 <Lumeah> .... 
04:00 <Lumeah> Maybe his left hand can be a wizard? 
04:00 <robot> another ep of breaking back
04:00 <robot> oop
04:00 <robot> oops
04:00 <robot> breaking bad
08:00 <robot> r u goin to a public or private hospital for baby kate?
10:00 <Serenity> private for maternity is such a waste of money
11:00 <robot> o yeh?
11:00 <Serenity> anything happens and you end up in a public hospital with public drs anyway
11:00 <Serenity> all the big maternity hospitals are public
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much - but the rooms are nicer 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m going public
12:00 <robot> ah
12:00 <robot> kew
13:00 <Serenity> my sis had her twins same time i had lil she went private i was public. stayed for 8 days needed a paed and heart scans special stuff etc didnt pay a cent. she only had 3 days free and she had to pay $200 a day extra per twin per day she stayed
13:00 <Serenity> n they were early
13:00 <robot> ooh yeh
14:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOL
14:00 <ChastityAtCheong> TropicalStormJim
14:00 <ChastityAtCheong> taco
14:00 <ChastityAtCheong> trevor hoskins
14:00 <ChastityAtCheong> nobody here believes u are a cop
14:00 <ChastityAtCheong> never have been never will be
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the first, we hadn’t been in the health fund long enough to access private hospital … we had te highest coverage…..
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> take a pic of your police outfit taco
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats nice
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im sure you can do that
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> quit ice
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> im sure you can do that
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> of course i can
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not addicted to it
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> lol
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok then do it
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i will
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> ill keep doing it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, public is fine.new mat ward… so it’s allgood
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> let me know in a month of no ice and ill send you a pic of me
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i never plan to quit drugs
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> hell ill invite you to meet me at work
15:00 <Clarkson> u think i give a fuck about u
15:00 <ChastityAtCheong> TropicalStormJim the last time i took ice was august last year
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> so u can get that pic going
16:00 <robot> you'll probably end up dead from it ChastityAtCheong
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> stop making excuses
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok then m8 u can go and get fucked with your contradictory statements
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> you just said quit ice
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> asif i need to
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> like im addicted to it
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> which im not and never have been
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:00 <ChastityAtCheong> only a weak cunt would get addicted to ice
16:00 <Clarkson> lol, who's this rigget faggot
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ clarky
16:00 <Clarkson> go fuck ur dad
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> [21:49:42] 29<212528ChastityAtCheong29> alexandria on my way to my ice dealers
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> [21:49:45] 29<212528ChastityAtCheong29> ill drop by
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> thats right
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> bring some ice
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> that doesnt imply im an addict
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> just means its on my way
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok ur boring me now
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> bai
17:00 <ChastityAtCheong> stop changing the subject and go take a pic
18:00 <ChastityAtCheong> hahahaha ran away
18:00 <ChastityAtCheong> like a bitch
18:00 <ChastityAtCheong> yet he's a cop
18:00 <slower> he has you there
18:00 <ChastityAtCheong> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> why buy into his reality?
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> im not
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> i know its bullshit
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> but ill get proof this time
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> and show u all
19:00 <ChastityAtCheong> just to rub it in
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, we all know he isnt
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
20:00 <ChastityAtCheong> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition Views: 8,343,914 Uploader: VICE Uploaded: Jun 12, 2012 Duration: 15m1s Rating: 3.84
24:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
26:00 <Serenity> phew
26:00 <Serenity> i was waiting for that
26:00 <dematerialised> this place would be so much nicer if we went back to not letting stinky pits like him in here
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess when you don’t feed it, it gies away
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> goes**
29:00 <dematerialised> i shouldn't have to stop chatting just so that fuckwit shuts up
29:00 <Doodle> lol my sister was gonna use fb messenger to talk to us while she is in china
29:00 <Doodle> cos they have fb in china
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn’t say you did dem
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you ignore it
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> im hoping that jerome is so outraged with his zline that he's gathering proof about me with the name that isnt even mine
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb farming corn
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck i love fresh corn
31:00 <faux> can you not come back  
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> sorry
32:00 <dematerialised> now all we got left is trump
32:00 <dematerialised> oh wait he's gone
32:00 <dematerialised> woohoo!
32:00 <faux> ye
32:00 <dematerialised> ive almost eaten all the donuts already
33:00 <faux> :/
33:00 <faux> how many did u get
33:00 <dematerialised> 12
33:00 <Serenity> omg jealous
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> Christ 
33:00 <dematerialised> i have 4 left
33:00 <faux> dont you feel sick
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah i do a bit haha
33:00 <dematerialised> im stopping now
33:00 <faux> loll
33:00 <dematerialised> the best thing was actually the caramel thickshake
33:00 <dematerialised> so good
34:00 <faux> i watched a vid where they pressed donuts in a sandwich press 
34:00 <faux> to make donut chips
34:00 <Serenity> if i eat more than 2 of them in a day i feel like barfing
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah but im a fatty fat fat and i have a gut of steel
34:00 <dematerialised> i can eat anything
35:00 <Serenity> actually last time i did my gallbladder tried to kill me except at the time i didnt know thats what it was
35:00 <dematerialised> when i was a wee tacker my friends used to bet i wouldn't eat fish bait
35:00 <dematerialised> proved those fuckers wrong
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <robot> i want a donut
36:00 <faux> what
36:00 <faux> like a metal ball
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <faux> had a theriddler moment
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <dematerialised> yes i ate sinkers
36:00 <dematerialised> i now weigh about 20kg more than i should
36:00 <Serenity> loool
40:00 <Immutable> twins
41:00 <couleurs> how many snikers is dat
41:00 <Immutable> at least you don't play dota
41:00 <dematerialised> i dont think i could eat 20kg of snickers
41:00 <dematerialised> i could actually die
41:00 <Immutable> doit
42:00 <robot> dematerialised just think about how awesome u would feel if u didnt
42:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <Immutable> yup
49:00 <locky> yo
50:00 <dematerialised> all the good soldiers die too young
51:00 <dematerialised> hi beehhh
51:00 <dematerialised> how are you tonight
51:00 <Kumaridinkum> http://imgur.com/8xWqtXA
51:00 <Kumaridinkum> good & you
51:00 <dematerialised> hehe
52:00 <dematerialised> it's a shame drugs ruined him
52:00 <Serenity> he shouldnt have been able to evade like that wtf is up with this server
54:00 <locky> why he get banned?
54:00 <dematerialised> being extremely racist
55:00 <Immutable> yep
56:00 <dematerialised> and a genital wart on our pleasant society in general
57:00 <Immutable> isn't beeeh the guy who burnt down his own house and got kicked out of australia?
58:00 <dematerialised> allegedly
58:00 <Immutable> well he doesn't really dispute it
58:00 <Immutable> :P
06:00 <locky> damn 
06:00 <locky> thats sad
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what aussies believe is mostly built on racist views of their present situation and condition in asia pacific
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they tell themselves lies to avoid having to face the truth..and these lies they tell themselves to put them in a racially superior position 
25:00 <British^Meat> what do they believe?
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u me anything u believ i will show u
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its very likely wrong
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> your world is pretty much a fantasy
27:00 <couleurs> ah, georgeandwell_alpha nonsense hour again... we should charge for this kind of stuff
28:00 <slower> speaking of boring and annoying, how long before georgeandwell_alpha is shown the other side of the door?
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the aussie world is what is nonsense
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if you think about it
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> everything u believe about yourself and Australia 
29:00 <Serenity> zzzzzzz
30:00 <couleurs> if you think about it, he's very likely wrong and pretty much a fantasy
31:00 <Serenity> [9:30pm] <georgeandwell_alpha> your actions are cowardly
31:00 <Serenity> [9:30pm] <georgeandwell_alpha> if you cannot debate me
31:00 <robot> is george your fantasy, colours
31:00 <Serenity> i dont know what hes ranting about how can i debate him
31:00 <couleurs> u cheeky rascal twisting me words round
32:00 <robot> hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe yeah.
32:00 <couleurs> i like how his debate is australia sucks and you're all english and potatoes are useless go rice
32:00 <couleurs> every single night
32:00 <robot> yea
32:00 <couleurs> what an idiot
32:00 <robot> what an absolute galah
32:00 <Serenity> i dont know what hes ranting about how can i debate him/
33:00 <Serenity> fucking rabbit
33:00 <robot> oh
33:00 <robot> i thought u said fucking robot
33:00 <robot> im like waht did i do
33:00 <Serenity> hahah
33:00 <robot> im goin 2 bed soon
33:00 <robot> its almost sunday
33:00 <Serenity> rabbit jumped on my keyboard
33:00 <robot> oh that's right they're legal there
34:00 <couleurs> tgis
34:00 <Serenity> yuh
34:00 <robot> we can't have them here it's a huge fine
34:00 <Serenity> hes super cute
35:00 <doctor> thanks
35:00 <doctor> i dont often get compliments
36:00 <couleurs> bingo bango
38:00 <robot> k breaking bad is finished im going 2 bed
38:00 <robot> tonight has been a slow irc night i give it 2.3 out of 10
38:00 <couleurs> yea soz i bean 2 busy 2 entertain U
38:00 <robot> hopefully we can all get to a 7 next time om,
38:00 <robot> ok
39:00 <couleurs> maybe next time........
39:00 <robot> k
39:00 <robot> ciao
39:00 <couleurs> Chow.
40:00 <couleurs> hehehe so true.....
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