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00:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/e-g3OlX7AuQ
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO Evidence in Norway Views: 763,712 Uploader: VourPT Uploaded: Jan 15, 2011 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.65
03:00 <couleurs> holy shit old grandpa england coach made 2 good changes at the break
03:00 <Clarkson> I'm bender baby bite my shiny metal ass
03:00 <couleurs> fucking amasing
03:00 <Clarkson> then piss on the cunt and laugh
03:00 <couleurs> wow Clarkson, bit rude
03:00 <Clarkson> I swear it was less than a year ago you were talking about slaying bitches
03:00 <couleurs> hell yeas
03:00 <Clarkson> can you faggots make a wrestling channel and lisp talk shit in there pls
03:00 <beehhh> aliens created us not god
03:00 <couleurs> #behhh new wrestling channel
15:00 <Tim-Sim> I just ate a shotload of fantails, feeling some indigestion coming on
16:00 <Tim-Sim> shitload
16:00 <Serenity> lol yum
19:00 <beehhh>  i miss the pubs in downunder we dont have any here in bangladesh
21:00 <Serenity> can you not
21:00 <couleurs> yeh but u got heaps of pubes
23:00 <Tim-Sim> don't you have hash bars where you smoke hookahs?
34:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Harry The Scottish Man Stuck on a Roof (Funny Subtitled Version) Views: 172,609 Uploader: Twigy Uploaded: Dec 29, 2015 Duration: 1m36s Rating: 4.95
10:00 <beehhh> hello my demented friends
12:00 <hillary> hello beehhh
12:00 <hillary> u are going to jail
35:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/photos/a.163022200402458.25949.155857464452265/1032649673439702/?type=3 
43:00 <faux> kk
43:00 <faux> ok*
05:00 <johninja> morning
27:00 <Lumeah2> get our 
27:00 <Lumeah2> out*.  :p
29:00 <faux> oh soz. morning johninja 
29:00 <faux> i was poopin and washin me face getting breakfast etc
29:00 <faux> morning ritualz
31:00 <Lumeah2> morning faux 
32:00 <faux> morning
41:00 <johninja> hehe
41:00 <johninja> yeah i was playing a game
41:00 <johninja> about napolean
41:00 <johninja> smashin some prussians etc
41:00 <johninja> morning ritual
45:00 <faux> lolllll
45:00 <faux> fun
45:00 <faux> have you slept yet or nah
45:00 <faux> i painted my nails last night and now they have that stupid sheet imprint in them 
45:00 <faux> RUINED
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> well i kinda slept
46:00 <johninja> it was odd
46:00 <johninja> was watching a doco on the spanish civil war and nodded off for an hour or so
47:00 <johninja> then woke up and watched a bit more then was like meh fuck it and got up
52:00 <Lumeah2> Snoopys_Gunship: 
52:00 <Lumeah2> sup bud
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo Lumeah2 :D
54:00 <Lumeah2> hows ya been? 
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Lumeah2 good and you
55:00 <Lumeah2> yeah bit sick but good 
09:00 <faux> lol john i like that tou watch that stuff i get so bored.. i binged on like 500 how its made videos yesti
09:00 <faux> watched hpw they make gold leaf
10:00 <faux> fucking longest process ever
10:00 <faux> mmk breakfast time
10:00 <faux> nom
19:00 <Lumeah2> whats for breakfast faux 
25:00 <johninja> that sounds pretty interesting
25:00 <johninja> the spanish civil war one is pretty interesting too
27:00 <johninja> basically communists and anarchists fighting facists but then fighting each other as well and losing
28:00 <johninja> oh and the commies fought each other as well
36:00 <faux> weetbix n a nana
04:00 <Lumeah2> moo poi
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> love let it rain let it rain *sings*
01:00 <Serenity> Dream of californication
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> california dreamin
18:00 <faux> PUT A SMILE ON YA DIAL WE'LL SEE YA IN A LITTLE WHILE
18:00 <faux> GOODBYE FOR TODAY WE'LL SEE YOU AGAINNN
19:00 <faux> put a smile on ya dial we'll see in ya in a little while with bop and all his friends
19:00 <faux> GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE PUT A SMILE ON YA DIIIIIIIAL
19:00 <faux> lmao fuck why is that song in my head
19:00 <faux> does it still come on tv
19:00 <Clarkson> jkl : yeah... thats gay
24:00 <Serenity> Clarkson rude mate
24:00 <Clarkson> DUDE... fucking Dragon?
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the violence cause such silence
20:00 <Doodle> SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL U
21:00 <Lumeah2> noones talking ya nut
22:00 <Doodle> noisy fucken cunts
29:00 <Glenn> No movement.
30:00 <ruscal> crickets ..
33:00 <BATMAN> what do we owe the pleasure Lumeah
10:00 <Lumeah> Well thats annoying 
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
35:00 <TheRiddler> finally home
38:00 <Nikky`> ello
38:00 <TheRiddler> I managed to get the outfit I wanted in my mobile game lol
41:00 <Nikky`> umm yay?
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's a wedding dark purple wedding dress for my virtual gf :P
45:00 <Nikky`> The sounds very exciting
45:00 <Nikky`> that
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDCLibzG10
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crystal Ball - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts Views: 87,577 Uploader: ExplosmEntertainment Uploaded: Jun 16, 2016 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.92
49:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
55:00 <BlackDevil> seen it
06:00 <TheRon> Cold ay
08:00 <TheRon> U2 - lemon
14:00 <TheRon> Hi
36:00 <robot> good evening
40:00 <Mew> roobz
03:00 <robot> MEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
04:00 <robot> two days in a row?!?!?!1 to what do we owe this pleasure
11:00 <faux> I CAN LOVE YOU LIKE THAT
12:00 <faux> i can make you my wooooorld
12:00 <robot> ok
14:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <faux> hi robutt
14:00 <robot> hello
15:00 <faux> how are you
15:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
16:00 <faux> hey ashtro
16:00 <faux> sup
16:00 <TheRiddler> nm
16:00 <TheRiddler> playing a game
16:00 <TheRiddler> you?
16:00 <faux> nada gonna have din in a min
17:00 <faux> i had such a good afternoon i want to cry
17:00 <faux> lmao im so weird
17:00 <robot> ye
17:00 <faux> what game you playing
18:00 <TheRiddler> farcry primal
18:00 <faux> k
18:00 <faux> idk what that is
18:00 <faux> is there boobs
19:00 <faux> oh ye
19:00 <TheRiddler> yes
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <faux> oo
19:00 <faux> pix
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://cdn.destructoid.com/ul/283762-frcry4.jpg
27:00 <faux> aw ye
27:00 <faux> luv me sum cartoon tiddies
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of closin the god damn door
41:00 <TheRiddler> song just annoying as you are
44:00 <Mew> omg luv panic!
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> you're home early? did you work 9 to the 6?
45:00 <Serenity> why do you mock him? at least he works
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea and he even rents a bathroom
46:00 <robot> ye
46:00 <Mew> i rent a bathroom
46:00 <Mew> and 3 bedrooms
46:00 <Mew> and a laundry
46:00 <Mew> and a yard
46:00 <TheRiddler> same
46:00 <TheRiddler> apparently the soil here sux
46:00 <Nikky`> kitchen
46:00 <Mew> lucky u rentin
47:00 <johninja> get a hydro settup bruz
47:00 <TheRiddler> actually I'm rent/buying
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> wots a strata title
47:00 <robot> i'm renting someone who's buying
47:00 <Mew> robot is a rent boi
47:00 <Serenity> im renting these tits
47:00 <TheRiddler> my rent is also goes into buying the place
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, milk them for what theyre worth
48:00 <Serenity> #puns
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> i married a dish washer
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> sometimes i wash my dick with it
49:00 <TheRiddler> because you're too ugly for a wife
49:00 <Serenity> farmer taco wants a wife
49:00 <johninja> wow https://i.imgur.com/jHaAm.gifv 
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> pretty sure that link causes cancer
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> u linked 2 cancer
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> I think you mean the junkie wants a fix
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <faux> john
53:00 <faux> helxjsrjd
53:00 <faux> what
53:00 <faux> that is so confusing 
56:00 <TheRiddler> I am popping bubblewrap
56:00 <johninja> yeah 
56:00 <johninja> i had to watch the faces to make sure it wasn't some dumb joke
58:00 <faux> ehehee
58:00 <faux> me 2
59:00 <faux> same
00:00 <zaim> same nothing.
00:00 <faux> m
00:00 <TheRiddler> they're all nicholas cage?
00:00 <zaim> there she ix
00:00 <zaim> :X
00:00 <zaim> is*
00:00 <Nikky`> How are you 
00:00 <zaim> im fine today thank you Nikky` and you?
01:00 <Nikky`> I'm not too shabby thanks
01:00 <zaim> hows work been
01:00 <zaim> still under the pump?
01:00 <robot> you know why i'm like a squirrel?
01:00 <robot> coz i want to bury my nuts in you.
02:00 <Nikky`> I'm on long service leave.. second week down
02:00 <faux> ehehe
02:00 <Nikky`> week n half left
02:00 <faux> nikkybix
02:00 <Nikky`> faux xx
02:00 <faux> show me ur nikkybits
02:00 <zaim> didnt go away>
02:00 <robot> im eatin the lil pastry labels off some sargents pies
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <zaim> didnt go away, Nikky`?
03:00 <robot> no one tell colours what we were just talkin about ok
03:00 <Nikky`> Nah..I had some things I had to get done
04:00 <MrMark> its thursday!!!!!party time!!!!!
04:00 <couleurs> tgit
05:00 <zaim> couleurs! totes!
05:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy robot
05:00 <robot> cool nikky
05:00 <zaim> fireplace is rockin. who wants to come snug
06:00 <Nikky`> It is cool
06:00 <faux> only if u leave and i snug w ur dog
06:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
06:00 <zaim> boston is sleeping on the couch
06:00 <zaim> u can blow him if u want
06:00 <faux> ew
06:00 <faux> y u gotta be gross
06:00 <zaim> lipstick peen
06:00 <zaim> embrace is
07:00 <MrMark> woot woot!!!
07:00 <robot> thats pretty off zaim
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck so hungry 2nite
07:00 <zaim> depends from which end you look at it robot
08:00 <robot> no
08:00 <robot> thats pretty off zaim
08:00 <zaim> depends from which end you look at it robot
08:00 <robot> ok, zaim.
08:00 <zaim> i'll go..
09:00 <robot> my gf cut her hair short again, she's so cute
10:00 <zaim> bout time
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> is she still fat? can she get that cut off too?
10:00 <couleurs> Pics
11:00 <robot> sry colours
12:00 <couleurs> just the fringe!!!!!
12:00 <couleurs> gimme some thang 2 work with hear....
12:00 <robot> lol
12:00 <couleurs> ;)
12:00 <robot> k
13:00 <robot> http://media.tumblr.com/c48447b5886f028c7689da10ecb0295d/tumblr_inline_msifwwtNuK1qz4rgp.jpg
13:00 <Nikky`> Or..I will go :/
13:00 <faux> HAHAHAAHA
13:00 <couleurs> Smokin''''''''
13:00 <robot> ye
13:00 <robot> 2.5 weeks
13:00 <robot> not countin r nethin
13:00 <Nikky`> for?
13:00 <robot> til shes home
14:00 <couleurs> Hot 2 Trot
14:00 <Nikky`> I see I see
15:00 <robot> shes been away 7 months nikky :<
15:00 <Nikky`> That is a long time
16:00 <robot> ye
16:00 <Nikky`> I would be counting down also
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:00 <Serenity> is she away working or something robot
18:00 <couleurs> with that set of hair... yowzers
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> i feel like ive missed this story
18:00 <robot> ye Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> aw
19:00 <TheRiddler> your gf looks like a barbie doll robot
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <robot> mmm
19:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler compliments since 2016
19:00 <TheRiddler> are you really also a retro japanese robot
19:00 <robot> i am a t-600 terminator
20:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
20:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi
23:00 <dematerialised> hihi Lumeah
24:00 <Lumeah> ? 
24:00 <couleurs> hihi Lumeah2 
25:00 <dematerialised> when Lumeah has two nicks on it gives me anxiety
25:00 <Lumeah> teehee
25:00 <johninja> double the fun
26:00 <Lumeah> isn't lexapro a anxiety drug? 
26:00 <Serenity> antidepressant maybe
26:00 <dematerialised> let me consult my lexicon of prescription medication i keep handy at all times
26:00 <Lumeah> ah
26:00 <robot> ok
31:00 <dematerialised> hihi Moo
33:00 <robot> it's pronounced 'miu', dematerialised.  gosh.
33:00 <dematerialised> close enough
34:00 <johninja> he can't be good at everything
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
34:00 <Nikky`> What?
35:00 <Mew> hi darmateralissed
35:00 <dematerialised> that's exactly how it sounds
36:00 <Mew> 2 can play this game nigga
36:00 <dematerialised> bitch i bet you don't even know the konami code
36:00 <dematerialised> come at me
36:00 <dematerialised> i will rekt you
36:00 <Mew> brb googling
36:00 <dematerialised> hehe
37:00 <Doodle> i will rektum8
37:00 <Mew> i have returned educated
37:00 <dematerialised> excellent
37:00 <Mew> no longer am i an ignant dawg
37:00 <Nikky`> Doodle doooooooooooooooo <3
37:00 <dematerialised> test your might!
37:00 <Mew> i knowledged up sluts
37:00 <Clarkson> my throat is hell sore
37:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
37:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
38:00 <Doodle> santorum
38:00 <Mew> oh my god
38:00 <johninja> lay off the cock for a while Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> Sluttydrop you look like a slut
38:00 <Mew> #neverforget
38:00 <Doodle> hah
38:00 <Mew> joseph kellogs santorum
38:00 <Mew> and he would
38:00 <Doodle> eeeee
38:00 <Mew> dematerialised u down with santorum
39:00 <Mew> i tabbed for santorum like it was a chatter
39:00 <dematerialised> brb lemme google it
39:00 <Mew> fei
39:00 <Doodle> also pre sure me cocks dropped off from the cols
39:00 <Doodle> d
39:00 <Mew> its the gift that keeps on giving
39:00 <Nikky`> No real loss tho Doodle :P
39:00 <Doodle> :o
39:00 <dematerialised> why did you do that to me Mew
39:00 <dematerialised> i was having such a good evening
39:00 <Mew> because, dematerialised, i had the same thing done to me when i was a young chatter
39:00 <Mew> by an evil man named Doodle
40:00 <Mew> i said no! stop!\
40:00 <Mew> he wouldnt listen
40:00 <Nikky`> heh
40:00 <Doodle> that just encourages me
40:00 <dematerialised> he probably said something like "better me than someone else"
40:00 <Doodle> lmao
41:00 <Lumeah> hi frayedknot 
41:00 <Mew> he said "beg me to stop" and covered my mouth with his hand
41:00 <frayedknot> hi Lumeah
41:00 <Lumeah> :) 
41:00 <Doodle> u know me so well
41:00 <Mew> my eyes were wide and full of fear as i read the wikipedia article
41:00 <Mew> thank god you pulled out tho hey
41:00 <Mew> dodged a doozy there
41:00 <Doodle> rofl
42:00 <Doodle> i have an exam to do
42:00 <Doodle> and i dont wanna
42:00 <Mew> i love it when you object - exam, 2016
43:00 <Nikky`> exam for?
43:00 <Doodle> uni
43:00 <Nikky`> I feel like I have missed so muchg
43:00 <Nikky`> -g
43:00 <Nikky`> ooh uni 
43:00 <Doodle> ye i started uni in feb
43:00 <Nikky`> Study what?
44:00 <Doodle> marketing
44:00 <Doodle> ripping people off 101
44:00 <Mew> hot
44:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
45:00 <Nikky`> We need more ppl out there ripping off the innocent
45:00 <Doodle> lol ye i start my own campaign soon
45:00 <Doodle> no money involved in it this time tho :P
46:00 <Nikky`> awesome..i'll be one of your victims :P
46:00 <Doodle> customers
47:00 <Nikky`> Sorry..customer
48:00 <Doodle> BIN NIGHT MAURICE
48:00 <Maurice> THANKS LOVER
48:00 <Doodle> NO WORRIES SUGARTITS
51:00 <Mew> aw we're bin twins Maurice
51:00 <Doodle> amelia's saturday night: https://www.facebook.com/Mostcookedcnts/videos/1013119355462251/
51:00 <Maurice> Triplets
52:00 <Maurice> Doodle is too
52:00 <dematerialised> hi @ amelia
52:00 <Mew> bin trippers
52:00 <amelia> very accurate
52:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demats
53:00 <Doodle> sup gertie
53:00 <amelia> jus had ma omelette nomnom i flipped it perfects
53:00 <amelia> wots up
53:00 <dematerialised> r u a masterchef
53:00 <Doodle> nice
53:00 <Doodle> nm homework etc
54:00 <Doodle> wb Nikkypoos
54:00 <Nikky`> Thanks lovely
54:00 <amelia> no i forgots bout it whilst i was cleaning den i remembered so i rushed back perfect timing for flipping
54:00 <amelia> poifect
54:00 <dematerialised> lucky
55:00 <johninja> wow cooking AND cleaning
55:00 <johninja> perfect combo
55:00 <dematerialised> i kinow right
55:00 <dematerialised> did i pick the perfect wife or what
55:00 <faux> were u naked wearing an apro 
55:00 <faux> n
55:00 <Doodle> yes
55:00 <faux> pix
55:00 <Doodle> eheheheee
55:00 <amelia> i dun even own an apron
55:00 <faux> i do
55:00 <faux> for pai ting
56:00 <faux> painting
56:00 <Doodle> i only have one of those novelty boob aprons
56:00 <amelia> Pai TiNG
56:00 <amelia> so thai
56:00 <faux> Bread
56:00 <dematerialised> pai ting is her camwhore name
56:00 <amsy> i want a pie
56:00 <faux> is it
56:00 <dematerialised> yes
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <amelia> ohhhh pie
56:00 <amelia> wot kind of pie
56:00 <Doodle> what kind of pie
56:00 <faux> ask robot
56:00 <Doodle> lol stop it
56:00 <amelia> sweet or savourys
56:00 <faux> he always has apple pie
56:00 <amsy> savoury
56:00 <faux> o
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
56:00 <amsy> id like an apple pie too
57:00 <Doodle> so not a creampie then
57:00 <faux> UR TEH APPLE 2 MY PIE
57:00 <faux> fuck im romantic 
57:00 <Doodle> me2
57:00 <faux> no ur not go home
57:00 <amsy> lol excuse me doodle
57:00 <Doodle> i am home
57:00 <amelia> beef bacon and beetroot pies
57:00 <faux> booo get a haircut
57:00 <faux> etc
57:00 <amelia> mmmm
57:00 <Doodle> U HEARD
57:00 <faux> ew amelia
57:00 <Doodle> i got a haircut
57:00 <amsy> yum
57:00 <Serenity> yum
57:00 <amelia> no it's delish
57:00 <amelia> I will show pic
57:00 <amsy> that actually sounds amazing
57:00 <faux> beetroot sounds so irrel
57:00 <faux> in a pie
57:00 <Israeli> Mm haircuts taste good do they ;)?
57:00 <amelia> it really is amsy
57:00 <Serenity> beetroot is amazing
58:00 <amsy> would add a bit of sweet
58:00 <amelia> frickin amazing
58:00 <amsy> jjegkdjdjdjd yum
58:00 <faux> i only like beetroot in salad or me butt
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <faux> jk i mean a burher
58:00 <amsy> lmao
58:00 <faux> burger *
58:00 <Serenity> SHOW THE FUCKING PIC AMELIA
58:00 <Israeli> In your butt?
58:00 <Mew> robot is a devout catholic thats why his applie pies are so warm and holy
58:00 <faux> jesus
58:00 <faux> calm down godzilla aunty
58:00 <amelia> I am getting it WOAH PLS DONT PRESSURE @ ME
58:00 <Israeli> I honestly don't think shoving a beetroot in your butt is the best idea
58:00 <Doodle> lolol Mew
58:00 <amsy> lolll
58:00 <Serenity> excuse you
58:00 <Israeli> I feel like it would stain your rim red
58:00 <faux> stfu Israeli that was like 5 minutes ago
59:00 <Israeli> M8
59:00 <faux> its out now
59:00 <faux> goh
59:00 <Israeli> It was less than a minute ago
59:00 <faux> look
59:00 <faux> fight me
59:00 <amsy> goh
59:00 <Israeli> YOU LOOK
59:00 <faux> ye
59:00 <Israeli> Ok
59:00 <Israeli> Y333
59:00 <faux> say it outloud amsy
59:00 <faux> u fuck.
59:00 <Israeli> yew fuck
59:00 <amsy> oh
59:00 <Mew> Israeli hostile in here tonite guyz
59:00 <amsy> arab h?
59:00 <amsy> lol
59:00 <faux> .
59:00 <Israeli> I just have cold hands
59:00 <faux> ihy
59:00 <faux> byw
00:00 <dematerialised> point me at em
00:00 <dematerialised> fucking jew nose
00:00 <faux> wow
00:00 <faux> rude
00:00 <Israeli> LOL
00:00 <amsy> lollll
00:00 <Israeli> (((PLs NO)
00:00 <Israeli> ))
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey amsy
00:00 <amsy> hey nikky
00:00 <amsy> hows things?
00:00 <faux> gdtenks
00:00 <faux> n u
00:00 <Nikky`> Things are good..your things?
00:00 <Doodle> pix of all things
00:00 <Nikky`> lol
00:00 <amsy> things are good ty
01:00 <Mew> pies look better with tits 
01:00 <Mew> do a pie bra amelia
01:00 <amsy> oh
01:00 <Israeli> Pies are better on tits.
01:00 <faux> u look better w tits
01:00 <Nikky`> Mmm now I want pie
01:00 <amelia> damn i couldn't find pic that shows the filling
01:00 <amsy> lmao
01:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/bTFkR27
01:00 <Nikky`> I had such an early dinner
01:00 <amsy> well faux said pai
01:00 <dematerialised> what on earth are those
01:00 <Israeli> Those pies
01:00 <dematerialised> they look delicious
01:00 <Israeli> Look delicious
01:00 <dematerialised> fuck up Israeli
01:00 <Serenity> yummm
01:00 <Mew> they look badass
01:00 <amelia> they really were
01:00 <Serenity> i need 12
01:00 <Israeli> I swear to god m9
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
01:00 <faux> great ty amelia
01:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
01:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
01:00 <faux> could have shit in it
02:00 <faux> and no one will know
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
02:00 <Doodle> i have a cake for you
02:00 <Israeli> I'll false flag you and your family so hard.
02:00 <Mew> ur pies are so full and perky amelia
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
02:00 <Mew> dat crust
02:00 <amelia> fuck off i will snap your neck
02:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13407284_1105573539481313_3346885404085437692_n.jpg?oh=39dc19aa65fc8269e724b6c964d49dc9&oe=57E700A9&__gda__=1474719993_9e8229f9c40f279b967b07eccc55f29c
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had cake at work today
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <Israeli> The papers will be all
02:00 <amelia> i didn't make dem pies Mew
02:00 <Mew> oh
02:00 <Mew> who made them
02:00 <amsy> LMAO
02:00 <amelia> they from some lil cafe
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol pubes are the wrong colour doodle :P
02:00 <Israeli> " dematerialised arrested for plot to blow up 'X'"
02:00 <amsy> AMELIA
02:00 <Mew> OH FOR FUCK SAKE
02:00 <Doodle> haha
02:00 <Israeli> oh n0ez
02:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND…. my vagina isn’t that wide
02:00 <faux> fuck you doid
02:00 <johninja> Israeli has cut off the water supply into palestine
02:00 <faux> doodle
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND c-section :P
03:00 <faux> sicko
03:00 <Israeli> LOL
03:00 <Doodle> what its not like i fucken made it
03:00 <Doodle> jesus
03:00 <amsy> guess ill never know what the pie filling looks like
03:00 <Israeli> I'm so glad I decided to log on again.
03:00 <faux> idc its gross
03:00 <faux> lmao amsy
03:00 <Mew> you couldve got maximum chat cred if you said they were home made
03:00 <faux> MCC
03:00 <Mew> MCC overlode
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <amelia> next time i go back der for one i will take pic jus for amsy of filling
03:00 <amsy> yessss
03:00 <Mew> we need freight for this delivery lads
03:00 <johninja> she's already leveled out to the max 
03:00 <faux> back der
04:00 <dematerialised> i cashed in my maximum chat credit for an icecream a while back
04:00 <dematerialised> was worth it
04:00 <Mew> dont lie
04:00 <faux> erpern der frernt der clers der berk der
04:00 <faux> hahahhdjclsisks
04:00 <Mew> you had enough for a red skin
04:00 <dematerialised> mate redskins are amazing
04:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHAAH
04:00 <faux> laughing so hard at me own joke.rn
04:00 <Doodle> loool
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
04:00 <Mew> and 1 ghost drop
04:00 <Israeli> Redskins + vodka
04:00 <Doodle> i mean lerl
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> tight much
04:00 <amelia> swear to gosh you gonna get a neck snappin faux
04:00 <faux> LOL
04:00 <faux> oh deat
04:00 <faux> r
05:00 <Mew> amelia is moistening up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
05:00 <Mew> ready for the 100m hurdles
05:00 <dematerialised> she is
05:00 <Doodle> WHY ARE ALL U GIRLS SO DIRTY
05:00 <Doodle> god
05:00 <Mew> excuse me
05:00 <amelia> why must you use that word you filthy slurry
05:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie.. have a good night :o)
05:00 <faux> u made us this way
05:00 <amelia> moistening
05:00 <Doodle> lmao
05:00 <faux> nini nikkybix
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <amsy> its just for show becausr youre here doodle
05:00 <Serenity> The moistening
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Doodle> :/
06:00 <amelia> sounds like a horror movie
06:00 <Mew> amelia its not my fault your clam is moistening in anticipation
06:00 <amelia> The Moistening
06:00 <Doodle> D:
06:00 <Mew> wear black pants next time fuck
06:00 <Clarkson> Pieter im not here to have u all kiss my ass like u all to do eachother
06:00 <Serenity> Horror porno
06:00 <faux> roffffl
06:00 <faux> gN
06:00 <Doodle> highlander 2: the moistening
06:00 <Mew> goodnight gluten free dairy free friands
06:00 <amsy> ok these people going to bed must be craigs irl
06:00 <faux> herry potter and teh moistening stone
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <faux> nah he stays up
07:00 <faux> like all nigjt
07:00 <Lumeah> what the fuck is wrong with dirty? 
07:00 <Lumeah> life is boring otherwise 
07:00 <Serenity> The moistener
07:00 <faux> and sleeps early then wakes up
07:00 <Mew> Lumeah you're a different kind of dirty shut your raspy cock hole
07:00 <Serenity> oh speaking of hi DK
07:00 <faux> early
07:00 <Clarkson> Kuniva fuck off
07:00 <faux> rodl
07:00 <DK> oh hiii
07:00 <faux> im making no cents
07:00 <dematerialised> i like my girls dirty so they can take a shower when they come back to mine
07:00 <faux> hey DK amsy was just sayen she mised u
07:00 <Serenity> raspy cock hole
07:00 <Serenity> ROFL
07:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <amsy> ihu
08:00 <Israeli> I like my girls like I like my whisky.
08:00 <Israeli> 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
08:00 <faux> she was like wheres that stud dk
08:00 <faux> i miss him real bad
08:00 <faux> etc
08:00 <DK> gtfo 
08:00 <Mew> "im moistening for him" etc
08:00 <faux>  <amsy> hes a babe
08:00 <Serenity> i like me girls like I like me 7/11 open 24/7 and full of indians
08:00 <Serenity> i mean.. wot
08:00 <faux> see
08:00 <faux> truth
08:00 <amsy> lmao
08:00 <Israeli> WOT
08:00 <amsy> can you not
08:00 <faux> lolllllllll
08:00 <Mew> <amsy> wheres my chair gone?
08:00 <Mew> <amsy> nvm
09:00 <amsy> lolllll
09:00 <Israeli> Where's that nuggr tuftoy
09:00 <Serenity> <amsy> lodged in me cervix
09:00 <faux> <amsy> it was pekestolen
09:00 <Israeli> I miss his rages.
09:00 <amelia> look @ their sosage lollz http://imgur.com/vxEITQS
09:00 <dematerialised> that's not a sausage roll, that's an abomination
09:00 <dematerialised> it also looks awesome
09:00 <Serenity> fucking hell amelia
09:00 <amsy> luckily it wasnt all the way in me uterus
09:00 <Clarkson> im sure she had a very capable vagina
09:00 <Israeli> There seems to be minimal amounts of meat in that sausage roll
09:00 <Israeli> Pass
09:00 <faux> yam i love black sasame seeds
09:00 <Serenity> itsnot a sausage roll but it looks awesome
10:00 <dematerialised> yes thanks for stealing my line Serenity
10:00 <amelia> chicken mushroom spinach cheddar sosagelollz
10:00 <Mew> is it a cheez kranskeeeeeeeeee
10:00 <dematerialised> be original plz
10:00 <Serenity> i dont care what you're saying ok
10:00 <Israeli> Pass
10:00 <dematerialised> look i will fight you right here and now Serenity
10:00 <dematerialised> im not scared
10:00 <dematerialised> come at me
10:00 <Israeli> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <Serenity> look cunt ill kick your fucking knee caps so hard they knock someone else out
10:00 <Israeli> 0000
10:00 <Israeli> You going to take that
11:00 <dematerialised> i will kick you in the cunt so hard you'll be giving birth through your nostrils
11:00 <Clarkson> they put guns in computer games a hell of a lot
11:00 <Israeli> You keep talking like that
11:00 <Israeli> And I'll be putting my cock in your mouth a hell of a lot
11:00 <Serenity> Ill shove my fist so far up your arse people will ask if your name is kermit
12:00 <dematerialised> i'll knock so many of your teeth out you'll be running the truck stop hookers out of business
12:00 <amelia> ok last one but wots radicchio http://imgur.com/knUKsDk
12:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
12:00 <Doodle> oh thank god
12:00 <Serenity> fuckkkkkkk
12:00 <Israeli> Kinda looks nice.
12:00 <TheRiddler> hai anuggelia
12:00 <Serenity> stop it amelia my gallbladder is gonna kill me
12:00 <Israeli> <TheRiddler> I am black
13:00 <TheRiddler> savoury sausage rolls
13:00 <TheRiddler> ?
13:00 <amelia> pork prosciutto fennel seed and radicchio whatever dat is
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <faux> lmaooooo doodle
13:00 <amelia> haiiiii lasheh
13:00 <faux> 'oh thankgod'
13:00 <Doodle> what i was genuinely concerned
13:00 <Serenity> ssome sort of radish?
13:00 <amsy> radish?
13:00 <Doodle> its radish leaves i think
13:00 <amelia> ohhhhhh
13:00 <amsy> its what id assume ye
13:00 <Doodle> dont quote me
13:00 <TheRiddler> I bought red rooster
13:00 <Doodle> oh thank god
13:00 <faux> shock horror 
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <amelia> I'm so surprised
13:00 <amsy> or a spell in haz pot
13:00 <Serenity> http://www.hubleaves.com/image/cache/data/Radicchio-500x500.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> its dat
14:00 <faux> KHERRIS POOTER
14:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't had it in weeks
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> its like cabbagey
14:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhh that stuff
14:00 <amsy> red cabbage
14:00 <faux> radish fucked a cabbage
14:00 <Doodle> prrrrrrt
14:00 <dematerialised> khhhhhale
14:00 <amsy> yuck
14:00 <faux> raddichio
14:00 <Serenity> its meant to be a bit diff
14:00 <amsy> people here eat pickled red cabbage
14:00 <TheRiddler> is that your dinner amelia?
14:00 <faux> .
14:00 <amsy> the smell makes me want to cry
15:00 <TheRiddler> I'll trade you
15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:00 <Doodle> i've had pickled red cabbage once
15:00 <dematerialised> you make me want to cry
15:00 <Serenity> i just had red cabbage with me dinner
15:00 <Doodle> it was nice
15:00 <TheRiddler> I want to try pickled sakura
15:00 <Serenity> http://foodblogga.blogspot.com.au/2011/03/whats-difference-between-red-cabbage.html
15:00 <Mew> i caught a shark one night and it had 2 dicks
15:00 <Mew> shit was raddiculous
15:00 <Israeli> Guys
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol mew
15:00 <Israeli> Did you know WiFi can give you cancer
15:00 <dematerialised> mew did yuo try to fuck it?
15:00 <Serenity> ill give you cancer if you dont stfu m8
15:00 <dematerialised> if not you missed an opportunity of a lifetime
16:00 <amsy> and stay out
16:00 <Serenity> why the DK hate
16:00 <TheRiddler> you give us enough cancer already Israeli
16:00 <Israeli> Serenity, bend me over and give me a bit of 'cancer' then ;)
16:00 <Serenity> well now
16:00 <Serenity> thats a little sexy
16:00 <Israeli> Mmmff
16:00 <Israeli> Yeah
16:00 <Israeli> More
16:00 <Israeli> Gaaah
16:00 <Israeli> My lymph nodes
16:00 <Israeli> GAAH
17:00 <TheRiddler> DK got amsy pregnant :p
17:00 <dematerialised> dk turned amsy down
17:00 <Mew> speculations are rampant in #melbourne
17:00 <Israeli> Harhar
18:00 <Doodle> i thought she turned him down
18:00 <Doodle> [20:14] <amsy> the smell makes me want to cry
18:00 <Doodle> see
18:00 <dematerialised> lol
19:00 <Doodle> you know what they say, if u dont like the smell tuuuuuuuuurn over
19:00 <Serenity> i want gossip
19:00 <Serenity> if i dont get some ill just make up my own
19:00 <Doodle> heres some gossip for u
19:00 <Doodle> i have to go bblzzz
20:00 <Serenity> pff
20:00 <Serenity> thats shit
20:00 <dematerialised> i heard that Serenity has a small dick
20:00 <Serenity> its true :(
20:00 <dematerialised> oh
20:00 <dematerialised> you said gossip
20:00 <dematerialised> not facts
20:00 <dematerialised> sorry
20:00 <amelia> rumour confirmed
21:00 <dematerialised> my phone keeps going off and i cbf getting up to find it
21:00 <dematerialised> why cant i just remote into my phone
21:00 <amsy> mm bubblizzzz
21:00 <Serenity> amelia is going to be pregnant by the end of the week
21:00 <Serenity> to that boy she was seeing
21:00 <DK> I heard sezz gets wetter than Stephen Hawkings chin.
21:00 <amelia> SIF
21:00 <Serenity> that is fucking disgusting darcy
21:00 <Mew> phwoar
22:00 <dematerialised> i like it
22:00 <TheRiddler> I thought she was over boys :p
23:00 <Mew> i thought she was with dematterliased
23:00 <Serenity> i didnt say i was making up truth i said i was making up gossip
23:00 <dematerialised> she is Mew
23:00 <dematerialised> we are deeply in love
23:00 <amelia> no boys
23:00 <Mew> yes i felt i was correct 
23:00 <TheRiddler> amelia has a crush on a girl pass it on
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Mew> lesbian alert
23:00 <Mew> this is a lock down
23:00 <Serenity> dematerialised is just waiting for the stockholm syndrome to kick in
24:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
24:00 <amelia> this guy from work has been msging me i can't tell if hes trying it on or not
24:00 <Serenity> of course he is
24:00 <dematerialised> if a boy is giving you any attention at all
24:00 <amelia> I fink he jus bein chatty
24:00 <dematerialised> he's trying
25:00 <dematerialised> and she'll scream and she'll shout and she'll play, and she had a name, yeah she had a naaaame
25:00 <Mew> Stockholm Syndrome XR 300mg ing. Flunitrazepam 
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
25:00 <dematerialised> such a good song
25:00 <dematerialised> i love me some muse
26:00 <Serenity> how many mls in a maccas large cup?
26:00 <Serenity> 500?
26:00 <dematerialised> 800
26:00 <amelia> why
26:00 <Serenity> no fuck off not that much
26:00 <Mew> 750
26:00 <amelia> you're not getting maccas
26:00 <dematerialised> trust me
26:00 <dematerialised> im an engineer
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'd say 750 too
26:00 <Serenity> im geting an icead tea
26:00 <Mew> you told me you were a pussy destroyer wtf
26:00 <Clarkson> you think i give a fuck about cats
26:00 <Serenity> iced
26:00 <amelia> demat would prob be the best one to ask actually
26:00 <TheRiddler> I had 1 tuesday
26:00 <dematerialised> oh amelia
26:00 <Serenity> im gonna google
26:00 <dematerialised> that subtle dig
27:00 <dematerialised> i like it
27:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
27:00 <amelia> no it wasn't a dig
27:00 <dematerialised> bullshit
27:00 <dematerialised> you were teasing me
27:00 <dematerialised> i know it
27:00 <amelia> I'm not so subtle with my digs
27:00 <amelia> no i  was jus bein legit
27:00 <amelia> you prob would be the one to know best
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <amelia> is that incorrect
27:00 <dematerialised> that is very incorrect
27:00 <amelia> YUMMMMM
27:00 <amelia> wif tom sauce plase lasheh
28:00 <TheRiddler> yw
28:00 <dematerialised> why on earth would i know how much a maccas cup holds
28:00 <dematerialised> lol
28:00 <amelia> sif incorrect
28:00 <TheRiddler> ok
28:00 <amelia> cos you eat so much of it
28:00 <dematerialised> see
28:00 <TheRiddler> I eat them plain tho
28:00 <Mew> you drink a lider a cola a day man
28:00 <amelia> wot!!!!
28:00 <Serenity> im so mad why wont it tell me
28:00 <Serenity> ffs
28:00 <amelia> I'm not havin a go
28:00 <dematerialised> sure sure
28:00 <dematerialised> you were like
28:00 <dematerialised> haha that demat guy he eats nothign but maccas i bet he knows
28:00 <Serenity> 589ml
28:00 <amelia> Its like saying asheh would know where to go for pregnant woman porn
28:00 <Mew> u guys are past the honeymoon stage huh
29:00 <Mew> long term holiday in bickerville
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah mew
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i just say, i ate a salted caramel tart and it was delish x 1 billion
29:00 <dematerialised> we almost divorced
29:00 <dematerialised> but i am sticking with her
29:00 <amelia> yeah i was but not in an insult way
29:00 <dematerialised> i know im jk @ you
29:00 <amelia> yah Mew cos i can't say anything without him whinging about his precious feelings
29:00 <Serenity> I hope it gives you the shits Kate
30:00 <dematerialised> amelia hurts my feelings all the time
30:00 <amelia> "Ita cold" "oh sure amelia why don't you be more subtle about how dead i am inside"
30:00 <dematerialised> she also hits me with heavy frying pans
30:00 <Mew> jesus
30:00 <dematerialised> im too scared to call the mens domestic violence helpline
30:00 <amelia> ok but he fucked my omelette u
30:00 <Mew> trouble in PaRaDiSe
30:00 <dematerialised> because i know she will just hit me harder
30:00 <amelia> do you understand Mew?
30:00 <amelia> he fucked my fuckin omelette up
30:00 <Mew> yes ma'am
30:00 <Mew> pls dont hurt me
30:00 <amelia> i shouldn't have to put up with that shit
30:00 <TheRiddler> the australian size is 28oz
31:00 <Mew> oh my god shes terrifying
31:00 <amsy> lol
31:00 <Mew> how do i get out dematerialised
31:00 <amsy> oz
31:00 <amelia> maybe now he learn dont fuck my omelette up
31:00 <dematerialised> it's too late Mew
31:00 <dematerialised> there is no escape
31:00 <Mew> is this forever
31:00 <Mew> no
31:00 <couleurs> good 1 amsy 
31:00 <dematerialised> only death
31:00 <TheRiddler> or
31:00 <Mew> i have things to do
31:00 <TheRiddler> something close to that
31:00 <Mew> IM NOT LEAVING HERE IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT
31:00 <TheRiddler> so about 800ml
31:00 <couleurs> Welcome 2 OZ m8 where all our measurements are in oz
31:00 <amelia> see
31:00 <amelia> he was right
31:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
31:00 <dematerialised> damn im good
32:00 <amelia> i told you he'd know
32:00 <amelia> now apologise @ me demats
32:00 <dematerialised> im not sure if i should because my feelings are still hurt
32:00 <amsy> girl
32:00 <Mew> dude dont stand up to her
32:00 <Mew> she will kill u
32:00 <amelia> ok but thats your fault for having shit feelings
32:00 <amelia> def not my fault that is for sure
32:00 <dematerialised> ok i apologise for thinking you were joking@me
33:00 <amelia> is k i will contemplate forgiving you
33:00 <Skirmish> amelia gives you the REAL FEELS like a plank to the back of the skull. 
33:00 <amsy> dont
33:00 <amelia> to the front
33:00 <dematerialised> ^
33:00 <Serenity> can you two take pics if you bang
33:00 <Serenity> ty
34:00 <faux> lol.
34:00 <amelia> that will not be happening
34:00 <amelia> the pics or the bang
34:00 <faux> The Bang.
34:00 <amelia> Bread Bang.
34:00 <dematerialised> amelia wouldn't have sex with me
34:00 <Serenity> i told you im starting rumours it will happen whether its real or not
34:00 <dematerialised> i'm not her type
34:00 <amelia> i not interested in any type atm
34:00 <faux> The Bread Bang Theory 
34:00 <dematerialised> she only likes boys who wear caps when they are indoors
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <amelia> jus burritos
34:00 <Skirmish> lol
35:00 <Serenity> what did this boy do to you amelia? eat your burrito?
35:00 <amelia> AAHHAAAHA
35:00 <Skirmish> Flat brim caps? Fucking hate those mini trucker good charlotte wannabe cunts. 
35:00 <TheRiddler> he made her eat snails
35:00 <Serenity> that sounds dirty but i didnt mean it that way haha
35:00 <amsy> lmao
35:00 <dematerialised> exactly those caps Skirmish
35:00 <amelia> he did nuffink he is lovely
35:00 <TheRiddler> just like them school kids did
35:00 <amelia> he has to fix my pc tomorrow
35:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't have chickens
35:00 <TheRiddler> or does he?
36:00 <Serenity> wtf who is this trip guy
36:00 <Serenity> [6:35pm] <trip> do u want my cock so much u like to control me
36:00 <Serenity> x 10
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHAHHAA
36:00 <dematerialised> lol Floss messaged me on FB asking to fix both her computers
36:00 <dematerialised> im like you're 500km away how does that work
36:00 <Serenity> he was whinging earlier in my pm when i wasnt home
36:00 <Skirmish> Caps should have curved brims not straight ones. People who wear straight brimmed caps deserve to be toe punted in the spot between their dick and their anus as hard as possible.
36:00 <Clarkson> nah, joffrey's the cunt
36:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like chris
36:00 <amsy> i dont know what you guys are talking about
36:00 <dematerialised> we changed topic
36:00 <amsy> amelia likes guys who wear flap hats
36:00 <Serenity> [6:36pm] <trip> why dont u get off you dumb shit mind frame status
36:00 <Serenity> [6:36pm] <trip> and wake up to now
36:00 <amelia> i remember when younger first thing do when buy a cap is bend the brim
36:00 <dematerialised> lol
36:00 <faux> obviousky chdis
37:00 <faux> -chris 
37:00 <Skirmish> Who is trip?
37:00 <Serenity> i literally just asked who it is
37:00 <faux> it is very much chris
37:00 <amelia> now its jailtime if you do that
37:00 <Skirmish> Isn't he perm zlined? 
37:00 <Serenity> why would we know
37:00 <Skirmish> People know things. It's the people thing to do. 
37:00 <dematerialised> i only have one cap
38:00 <dematerialised> and it's from RAAF Pearce
38:00 <Skirmish> Also explains his extended absence of late. 
38:00 <dematerialised> i havent worn it in years
38:00 <Serenity> since when does chris use irccloud tho
38:00 <Serenity> i dunno
38:00 <Serenity> its weird
38:00 <amelia> i hope its christopher i really do
38:00 <amelia> i want more vids
38:00 <Skirmish> I have an under armour cap and it has a curved brim. 
38:00 <amelia> incl. door frames
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> 28»18» You've invited28 trip to28 #bangladesh
38:00 <TheRiddler> since he perm banned I guess
38:00 <TheRiddler> idk
38:00 <Skirmish> lol amelia is aroused by someone kicking the top of door frames. 
38:00 <Serenity> lemme message it back
38:00 <dematerialised> ok lets stop talking about some retard and talk more about baseball caps
38:00 <dematerialised> ty for listening
38:00 <Serenity> no
39:00 <amelia> i dunno if aroused is the right word
39:00 <Serenity> u suk
39:00 <amelia> more so amused
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> hats r for bald ppl
39:00 <Serenity> my head gets hot in hats
39:00 <amelia> gosh he makes me laff
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> or an entire day outside in summer
39:00 <amsy> http://s7d9.scene7.com/is/image/Coolibar/02553_410_1?hei=255&wid=170&layer=1&anchorN=0.0,0.0&src=Coolibar/6&layer=2&sizeN=1.0,1.0&op_sharpen=1&src=Coolibar/02553_410_1& cc irl
39:00 <Skirmish> I wore a chicago bulls red cap religiously during high school. 
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea my head gets hot in hats too
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> have to fuckin wear one at work tho and its aids
39:00 <Skirmish> AIR JORDAN MOFUGGERS! 
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHA hat flaps
39:00 <couleurs> lmao
39:00 <dematerialised> hah i used to have those in primary school
39:00 <amelia> No HaT No PLaY
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> the worst
39:00 <dematerialised> like a true fucking dork
39:00 <TheRiddler> I wore no fear hats
40:00 <TheRiddler> you know
40:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 with the eyes
40:00 <amelia> they made us wear those
40:00 <dematerialised> yeah
40:00 <amelia> fuckin hat flaps
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> slippity sloppity slappity like i do to ur pussy
40:00 <TheRiddler> *those
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in
40:00 <Clarkson> and make a folio of shit for ya
40:00 <amelia> or not allowed to play in sun
40:00 <couleurs> protecting me head and me neck back
40:00 <Serenity> [6:38pm] <Serenity> who the fuck even are you? I have no idea who or what you are and Im struggling to care
40:00 <Serenity> [6:39pm] <trip> im me
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> im doing my shit
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> i want do it
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> u stopping me
40:00 <TheRiddler> a predators eyes are always in front
40:00 <amsy> lollll
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> play khia
40:00 <couleurs> i'm bringing sexy neck back.mp3
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <Serenity> good to know. stop messaging me
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> why
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> u said
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> we going to fuck
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> only reason i came on here
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <Serenity> I bloody well did not
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
40:00 <Serenity> [6:40pm] <trip> yes u did
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> sezz fuckin calm ur farm ok
40:00 <Clarkson> choke on my dick bro
41:00 <amelia> I bloody well did not
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah those were made to be worn in primary where I went to school
41:00 <couleurs> oi stop spamming or we'll ban
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, how big is yo dick?
41:00 <Clarkson> kajnfen{fehe}{{- you dont know the slut at the club/pub
41:00 <amelia> I imagined Harold Bishop reading that
41:00 <amelia> cereals stop being boring
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh hai kk
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai
41:00 <couleurs> am not
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
41:00 <Serenity> ok i stop
41:00 <TheRiddler> nm
41:00 <dematerialised> harold bishop is a champ
42:00 <dematerialised> i met him once in the outback
42:00 <amelia> awww
42:00 <TheRiddler> you?
42:00 <amelia> he's a bit of a darl
42:00 <dematerialised> he is just like, a regular dude
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sugar coma
42:00 <dematerialised> he likes beer
42:00 <couleurs> https://67.media.tumblr.com/a06929ad889d75df402e1a1139ebb006/tumblr_o7m2gz16Um1qh4i1qo1_1280.jpg
42:00 <couleurs> me
42:00 <dematerialised> and wears shorts and a shirt
42:00 <dematerialised> like everyone else
42:00 <TheRiddler> on a mountain called broke bake dematerialised?
42:00 <dematerialised> no
42:00 <TheRiddler> *back
42:00 <dematerialised> it was in alice springs actually
42:00 <Mew> i hear alf stewart wants him dead
43:00 <Mew> said hes got a debt over heroin
43:00 <dematerialised> alf stewart can go fuck a cactus
43:00 <dematerialised> whingy cunt
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> also. no one ever eat at outback jacks
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> broke bake, starring bread pitts
43:00 <TheRiddler> did you hear the voice of alf is dead
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s horrid x 100
43:00 <TheRiddler> I think that was yesterday
43:00 <Serenity> ok its chris
43:00 <dematerialised> i have a headache, life sucks right now
44:00 <TheRiddler> see
44:00 <dematerialised> someone please fix it
44:00 <dematerialised> thanks in advance
44:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
44:00 <TheRiddler> omg I got 1
44:00 <Serenity> rofl ash
44:00 <Serenity> for once
44:00 <amsy> broke bake
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Serenity> hes trying to convince me i want him
44:00 <Serenity> :S
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger plz ok
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont you want me baby
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's doodle's favourite mountain
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> broke bake
45:00 <Serenity> DONT YOU WANT MEH OOOOHHHHOHHH
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> *yawn*
45:00 <Mew> pretend you do want him
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok goodnight
45:00 <Mew> thatll make him really lose the plot
45:00 <dematerialised> haha
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and stalk her
45:00 <faux> gosh couleurs said bread pitt like a month ago and taco is still clinging 
45:00 <faux> bye
45:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to his catfish gf
45:00 <dematerialised> let me borrow your nickname for approximately 5 minutes
45:00 <dematerialised> i'll sort him out
46:00 <amsy> taco is the worst
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh, worse than beehhh
46:00 <amsy> lol
46:00 <dematerialised> taco has fallen off a steep cliff in recent times
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that’s pretty fucking bad
46:00 <Clarkson> well tough shit
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> yeah touch shit
46:00 <dematerialised> just last night i was saying beehhh made more sense then he did recently
46:00 <amsy> at least beehhh makes me laugh sometimes
46:00 <Mew> lmao
46:00 <TheRiddler> taco reminds me of that episode of the thorneberry's with deranged man that copied ppl from tv
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s what happens when you smoke too much ice
47:00 <Mew> its nice that they go on rotation sanity
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> Mew, 6/4 roster
47:00 <TheRiddler> HELLO I'M NIGEL THORNEBERRY
47:00 <TheRiddler> -e
48:00 <dematerialised> -TheRiddler
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=givkx1h6ZKA
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Game Of Thrones - Cunt Mouth Views: 17,880 Uploader: Greg Field Uploaded: Apr 7, 2014 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.96
48:00 <Mew> h8 GoT
48:00 <SandorClegane> i love the hound
48:00 <robot> hi
48:00 <Serenity> chris is trying to cyber me
48:00 <Serenity> im going to vomit
48:00 <Mew> robokok
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> Mew, ill buy you a plane ticket to sydney if you have sex with me and the wife
48:00 <robot> ty Mew 4 sayin nice things about my apple pie ily
48:00 <SandorClegane> you don't have a wife taco
48:00 <SandorClegane> ffs
48:00 <Mew> i dont do wifes soz
48:00 <SandorClegane> how stupid are you
48:00 <TheRiddler> is the hound alive?
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok well fuck her then
49:00 <TheRiddler> or dead
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS riddler
49:00 <SandorClegane> no TheRiddler
49:00 <SandorClegane> he died
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
49:00 <TheRiddler> you dont see him die
49:00 <Mew> ur welcz robot my little cotton cumsock
49:00 <TheRiddler> yo always see them die 
49:00 <robot> your little cotton cumsock?  aww cute
49:00 <robot> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isnt riddler
49:00 <dematerialised> er yes he is
49:00 <dematerialised> don't listen to k9
49:00 <dematerialised> she's trolling you
49:00 <Mew> i wouldnt have you jetting in polyster
49:00 <Mew> i care too much
50:00 <Mew> polyester*
50:00 <TheRiddler> ayra left him to die
50:00 <amsy> spoiler alert
50:00 <TheRiddler> they're 2 season spoilers
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT deadwood dude…. Al Swearengen was on GOT a few weeks ago
50:00 <TheRiddler> ago*
51:00 <amsy> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> to be fair
51:00 <amsy> just jks ash
51:00 <amsy> ive seen it
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <dematerialised> if you have only seen up to season 2
51:00 <dematerialised> you deserve spoilers
51:00 <TheRiddler> ok
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I miss deadwood… awesome series… watch it
51:00 <amsy> i am Up To Date
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'm behind 3 eps
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> amsy, ok then lets date
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
51:00 <Serenity> apparently im going to die of bladder cancer in a year
51:00 <dematerialised> you might
51:00 <dematerialised> you never know
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos you’re doing too much Special K?
52:00 <Serenity> because i wont fuck chrisd
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
52:00 <Mew> did you not forward on chain mail?
52:00 <TheRiddler> what eureka kk
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot
52:00 <TheRiddler> or however the show is spelt
52:00 <amsy> :(
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity, your vagina would fall off if you considered sex with chris
52:00 <Clarkson> that was a hoax wasnt tit ?
52:00 <Serenity> well actually i told him id fuck pollock before i fucked him and he ssaid i will die of cancer for syaing that
52:00 <robot> lol
52:00 <robot> polyester
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <TheRiddler> no clarky it's very much true
53:00 <Clarkson> work that dick bitch
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll get pollock in yo box now
53:00 <TheRiddler> it'll fall off
53:00 <Mew> tell chris you really have been in love with him all along and bring him in here and we'll all type like "h____AShjaskj!!!!" until he goes insane and then re-ban him
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Serenity> lol fuck no
53:00 <amelia> issit too early to sleep
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
54:00 <dematerialised> a little bit
54:00 <faux> yes amelia
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you’re 89
54:00 <faux> ur worse than me
54:00 <Serenity> ooooh im an evil prick hahah
54:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> or preggers
54:00 <TheRiddler> sleep and wake up at 10pm
54:00 <dematerialised> csgo meels?
54:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I do
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> that sucks tho
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <faux> terrible advice
54:00 <amsy> lol omg
54:00 <amelia> i too tireds for pc game @ moments
54:00 <dematerialised> okies
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you end up staying up till 3am
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching weird youtube vids
54:00 <TheRiddler> I have the worse sleep pattern
55:00 <amelia> we pley sundays pls
55:00 <amsy> we had a live broadcast on tv here of a cs:go tourney
55:00 <dematerialised> ok
55:00 <dematerialised> remind me
55:00 <amelia> yay
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
55:00 <faux> lmaoooo Norway kills me
55:00 <Serenity> mmm bed
55:00 <dematerialised> coz i will prolly forget or probably not even be home
55:00 <dematerialised> lol
55:00 <amsy> lollll
55:00 <TheRiddler> NOOORRRWWAYYY BROOO
55:00 <faux> you guys air the weirdest shit
55:00 <faux> knitting
55:00 <faux> chess 
55:00 <robot> ne1 goin to dreamworld with me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qg4maW0FA8&index=2&list=PLCFB7A5BBFE9F6249
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from CS is there anything good about norway?
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dreamworld | This program is brought to you by... (1988) Views: 3,654 Uploader: Gary86 Uploaded: Sep 16, 2010 Duration: 0m13s Rating: 5.00
55:00 <amsy> its awesome
55:00 <amelia> but where are you going
55:00 <amelia> you didn't tell @ me
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and vikings
55:00 <dematerialised> havent decided yet
55:00 <faux> how rude k8
55:00 <dematerialised> i got backpay from work
55:00 <faux> hav u seen dem fjordd
55:00 <faux> s
55:00 <dematerialised> so im kind of rich right now
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif rude, legit question
55:00 <amelia> roadtrips
55:00 <dematerialised> so im thikning og foing for a drive
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah
56:00 <TheRiddler> is norway a rename from norsk
56:00 <amsy> knitting, chess, scenes from a week long boat trip, video game tournaments, LAN weekends
56:00 <amelia> ooooweeeeeeee
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> vikings are a good draw card for me faux
56:00 <faux> lolll
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> they don’t have any decent junk food
56:00 <faux> a rename from norsk
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d have to go all healthy....
56:00 <amelia> if you home we pley, if you no home you take pretty photos
56:00 <TheRiddler> yes
56:00 <faux> sif
56:00 <dematerialised> okies
56:00 <faux> amsy bakes good stuff
56:00 <amelia> capiche?
56:00 <Serenity> go for a drive to KFC and order 17 wicked wings
56:00 <Serenity> and then text me about how good they are
56:00 <dematerialised> nah
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <couleurs> is their a norsk 24/7 channel i can subscribe 2
56:00 <dematerialised> i dont like kfc
56:00 <TheRiddler> norway was once called norsk I'm pretty sure
57:00 <Serenity> fucker
57:00 <Clarkson> whats that sailor fucking model
57:00 <faux> cinnamon bums
57:00 <faux> n stuff
57:00 <amsy> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
57:00 <amsy> ash
57:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
57:00 <amelia> hot choccy will wakes me up
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not into bums aye
57:00 <amsy> Norsk is the norwegian word for 'norwegian'
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh
57:00 <faux> lmaooooo
57:00 <faux> i love ash
57:00 <amsy> Norge is tye norwegian word for Norway
57:00 <TheRiddler> that explains it
57:00 <amsy> or Noreg 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Norgel no friends
57:00 <couleurs> 1 day u r gonna get 1 right TheRiddler and it's gonna b owesome
58:00 <robot> and bork bork bork means hi nice 2 meet u
58:00 <amsy> lmao
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> my 1 right was that chris
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <amsy> cinnamon bums
58:00 <couleurs> like that 1 time dematerialised got the mcdonalds drink quiz right
58:00 <robot> im hvin a grapefruit
58:00 <TheRiddler> I miss cinnamon buns
58:00 <faux> was australia once called straya
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> still fuckin’ is mate
59:00 <TheRiddler> I was half right
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <couleurs> no it was oz cos 28oz 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum’s 28 oz
59:00 <faux> lmaoo
00:00 <amsy> lmao i wonder if i still have a screenshot
00:00 <amsy> let me check
00:00 <couleurs> How Rude.
00:00 <TheRiddler> Norge/norsk is what it's called in crusader kings 2
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> question: How do you eat weetbix
00:00 <faux> AAAHHOOOOWWW DAAAAREEEE YYYEEEWWW
00:00 <faux> -- Ryan 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> k go
00:00 <faux> in a bowl
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lok the process
00:00 <TheRiddler> knives?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis, the process of you eating weetbix
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. put in bowl
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2. pour hot water over weetbic
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> x
01:00 <faux> with milk... let it get a bit soggy
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3. add sugar + milk 
01:00 <TheRiddler> did your kid ask that?
01:00 <faux> thwn cut a bananaa into it
01:00 <faux> the end
01:00 <faux> if im not lazy ill warm it
01:00 <faux> ew
01:00 <faux> ew.no.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo!
01:00 <Serenity> you put them in the fucking bin where they blong
01:00 <amsy> nooooo
01:00 <Clarkson> i asked if it was a chick drink and he was like nah mate. nah. fuckin nah. but the bottles are all girly rainbow princesses
01:00 <Serenity> belong
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m having a weetbix debate lol
01:00 <faux> blong
02:00 <amsy> it was when someone did an ascii thing of a marijuana leaf and ash said something about the canadian flag
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> blong, blong, blong
02:00 <amsy> cried irl
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <faux> HAHAHAHA
02:00 <faux> hahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaa
02:00 <faux> he rules
02:00 <TheRiddler> i dont remember that
02:00 <Serenity> was it in here amsy?
02:00 <TheRiddler> I think I was being funny
02:00 <amsy> maybe!?
02:00 <Serenity> ill see if i can find anything
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna see an ascii dick, but in colour
03:00 <faux> "i dont remember. i think i was being funny"
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> bles
03:00 <faux> z
03:00 <faux> ash has the best one liners
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> he does
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> just bam! 
03:00 <TheRiddler> :(
03:00 <faux> loll
03:00 <faux> y u sadfacim
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like suprise mother fucker!
04:00 <faux> its a good thing
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totes
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note,  i miss dexter
04:00 <TheRiddler> back on weetbix
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome was that tv show
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you don’t agree with me riddler, don’t wanna know :P
05:00 <amelia> i loved that black guy kate
05:00 <amelia> surprise mother fuckah!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah..
05:00 <amelia> he swore so much
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what was his nam
05:00 <TheRiddler> anyone remember those thermos bowls you can heat up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> name
05:00 <amelia> had me in stitches
05:00 <amelia> fuck
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the best
05:00 <amelia> i dunno he was so blunt
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dokes?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dodges
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> somethimg like that
05:00 <amelia> hmmm
05:00 <robot> holy crap i ate the whole thing and it was acidic af
05:00 <couleurs> Hello Dexter Moran.......
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> doakes
06:00 <TheRiddler> dont eat batteries
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sgt James Doakes - bitch
06:00 <Clarkson> the shit they do to their own citizens is amazing
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the advice riddler
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> *puts down the batteries* 
06:00 <robot> plz stay on topic Clarkson
06:00 <faux> lm
06:00 <Clarkson> Uncut cock is slimy dullstop
06:00 <faux> o
06:00 <faux> a
06:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <TheRiddler> I was talking about robot
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <robot> me finger r freeeeeeezin now
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> WASH YO DICK
07:00 <TheRiddler> robot batteries acidic
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarkly
07:00 <Clarkson> imagine what those tits would look like after 6 years feeding
07:00 <robot> o ye
07:00 <TheRiddler> see
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not gonna be doing that clarky
07:00 <Clarkson> basically means have sex
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
07:00 <robot> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> pics
07:00 <dematerialised> ok im back did you miss me aw that's cute
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
09:00 <robot> lol
09:00 <robot> next -- kate
09:00 <dematerialised> where's Mew i miss her already
09:00 <robot> yeah
09:00 <robot> i don't know
10:00 <robot> let's revolt
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> k8 is just quoting occurances from her daily life... guys say "suck my dick", she does, then says "next"
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> its an endless cycle
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor - pretty sure you’re confused with your own life.
10:00 <dematerialised> "guys i am not obsessed with katatonic_kate01 you guys were talking about her"
10:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker has been at bunnings for an hour... im pre sure all our money is gone
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> The only dick i’m sucking is the husbands!
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, maybe he has the man flu. Only bunnings can fix that. He's probably buying bags of concrete
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity.
11:00 <Serenity> yeah thats exactly it..
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have pretty good sausage sizzles saturday mornin’ 
12:00 <Serenity> mm i miss them
12:00 <Doodle> ITS ALWAYS ABOUT COCK WITH U KATE
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> (bunnings)
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> those sausage sizzles is how you get man flu
12:00 <Skirmish> HOOBASTANK! That is all. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently so doodle. wanna show me yours?
12:00 <Doodle> are shit
12:00 <Doodle> that is all
12:00 <Doodle> ok
12:00 <Doodle> wait
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
12:00 <Doodle> you've seen it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> too fucking easy
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do the mo + monocle 
13:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly little top hat?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’d be so cute!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d make it me FB cover pic
14:00 <Doodle> my penis is not cute thankyou, it's a uterus destroyer
14:00 <Doodle> ...
14:00 <TheRiddler> Q_o
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/penis-hats/top-hat-penis.jpg
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> not clicking
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <dematerialised> my god
14:00 <faux> lmaoo
14:00 <dematerialised> that's a big brown dick i want it in my mouth
14:00 <dematerialised> right now
14:00 <Clarkson> fucken go legolas on your ass
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> IT’S just a lil dick top hat
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, glad you do
15:00 <Doodle> i dont need fashion tips for me wang
15:00 <Skirmish> That's got to be a comic book idea. 'The adventures of Doodle and his womb bruiser'. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol but it would be so cute
15:00 <robot> me irl http://i.imgur.com/VEYJbEz.jpg
15:00 <Doodle> cervix pummeler
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima get me hair did tomox
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> tomoz
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s gonna look like that
16:00 <robot> YEA it is
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
16:00 <dematerialised> im gonna go get a haircut
16:00 <robot> y would u get ne other haircut
16:00 <dematerialised> its gonna look like i just got out of prison
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> like full metal jacket?
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hawt
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny.mp3 (4.25MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:38)
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> say away from guns aye
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
17:00 <Doodle> i think i might have the night off since i nearly did a whole assignment today
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://delroccofloors.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/full-metal-jacket-cast-full-metal-jacket-cast-ilaboumh.jpg 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle
17:00 <faux> more time 2 make cock hats
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s you
17:00 <Skirmish> You must be enjoying it Doodle you seem to be powering through it. 
17:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos glasses
18:00 <Doodle> ye its good
18:00 <Doodle> NO COCK HATS
18:00 <Doodle> JUST SHD
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock hats FTW
18:00 <faux> i love shd
18:00 <dematerialised> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BzSsLiBPX38/maxresdefault.jpg
18:00 <Skirmish> The mass manipulation of the populace is interesting I guess. 
18:00 <dematerialised> that is me
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you at least draw eyes on it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> or get googley eyes
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> spice things up a bit
18:00 <Doodle> i dont want to manipulat them all Skirmish
18:00 <Doodle> just the ones with money
18:00 <Doodle> +e
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> or do dick pics with beach back grounds
19:00 <dematerialised> thats an idea..
19:00 <faux> does k8 know about shd
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> that would prob make me pee me pants
19:00 <Skirmish> Think about it though. The poor are 100% spenders. They don't save money, they sink it all back into the economy. 
19:00 <Skirmish> You have to cover all bases. 
19:00 <Doodle> ye
19:00 <Doodle> i cant do dick pics til january, i have literally no penis until then from the cold
19:00 <Doodle> sorry ladies
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Skirmish> You need to target Dave from *insert houso suburb* because he might decide to give up weed and will have $50 extra to spend. You want that $50. 
20:00 <faux> she would die
20:00 <faux> The mass manipulation of the populace is interesting I guess.
20:00 <faux> that's ok me collage is complete
20:00 <dematerialised> i'll step in in doodles absence
20:00 <faux> step into doodle and ill give u a dollar
20:00 <Doodle> cocklage
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Doodle> what no
20:00 <robot> katatonic_kate01 irl http://i.imgur.com/0BNLMuY.jpg
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
21:00 <Skirmish> Why is her arm munted? 
21:00 <dematerialised> mios dios!
21:00 <dematerialised> hola chica chiquita senorita loca
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos old guys ate it?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> puta! 
22:00 <dematerialised> ay puto!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> muchas putas
23:00 <dematerialised> mucha grande puto
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tito ''El Bambino'' feat. Jowell, Randy & De La Ghetto - Siente El Boom (Remix).mp3 (9.09MB 128kbps Stereo 9:55)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum likes grande puto
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> on pluto
23:00 <loca1> lol
23:00 <Doodle> fiat made a car called the grande punto
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d drive that
23:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Japanese Donald Trump Commercialãƒˆãƒ©ãƒ³ãƒ—ï¼’ï¼ï¼‘ï¼– Views: 176,351 Uploader: Mike Diva Uploaded: Jun 15, 2016 Duration: 1m27s Rating: 4.79
23:00 <robot> you're welcome.
24:00 <faux> then itd br a grande cunto
24:00 <Doodle> sorry i suffered a trumpadose yesterday and my dr advised me against more
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVIV3bZLKQM
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: De La Ghetto - Jala Gatillo Views: 17,449,122 Uploader: Delaghettolive Uploaded: Nov 8, 2010 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.80
25:00 <robot> Doodle: http://i.imgur.com/wun8rpY.gifv
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
25:00 <Doodle> robot: https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ robot
26:00 <robot> yeaaaaa
26:00 <Doodle> oh wow that gif + mexican rap
26:00 <Doodle> bliss
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wonder if mew is getting hammered by some giant cock right now
27:00 <Skirmish> Kate? Nice outfit. https://media0.giphy.com/media/lo6siPVP3Yfxm/200_s.gif
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> i hope she is, she deseves it
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 La Sonora Dinamita - Se Me Perdió la Cadenita.mp3 (6.04MB 128kbps Stereo 6:35)
28:00 <Doodle> TropicalStormJim do u often think about a giant cock hammering
28:00 <faux> ye
28:00 <robot> i know i do
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he totes does doodle
28:00 <Doodle> ay caramba
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea a giant cock in some cute bitches vag, i do... i know, thats really gay of me
29:00 <dematerialised> the behaviour profiling i've been doing of TropicalStormJim suggests that he does like the odd discrete cock up his bumhole
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> ok
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should see the amount of PM’s I get from him discussing how much he wants giant cock
29:00 <Doodle> like Floss
29:00 <dematerialised> so Floss, when are you coming around?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaahhaahah
29:00 <dematerialised> :P
29:00 <Floss> interesting time for me to pop in
29:00 <Floss> thats what she said
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, wot makes u a fukin expert
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
29:00 <Doodle> his cock collection
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
30:00 <Floss> if i could afford the fuel id be over tomorrow
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised collects cock?
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> i thought thats what kate did?
30:00 <dematerialised> Floss I might be coming down there in the near-ish future
30:00 <Doodle> no she collects sperm
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif i just collect doodles dick pocs
30:00 <TheRiddler> supanova
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and sperm
30:00 <Doodle> dock pox
30:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional gender rolls. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Doodle> are they like fat rolls
30:00 <dematerialised> gender rolls
30:00 <dematerialised> gender rolls
31:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHJA
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda
31:00 <Immutable>  /roll gender
31:00 <Serenity> lawdy
31:00 <Serenity> giz a look at ya gender roll
31:00 <Doodle> [21:30] <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional salad rolls. 
31:00 <dematerialised> would you like some of my cinnamon gender roll?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <faux> i like it when im not the only one laughing at typos
31:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional sausage rolls. 
31:00 <faux> then people dont yell at just ne
31:00 <faux> me
31:00 <Doodle> [21:30] <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional cheese & bacon rolls. 
31:00 <Skirmish> My typo in your ASSES. 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm cheese n bacon
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls
32:00 <dematerialised> [19:32:03] <katatonic_kate01> mmmm cheese n kevin bacon
32:00 <Doodle> [21:30] <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional in your asses rolls. 
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> wtf is a gender roll im confused
32:00 <Floss> who is this Tropical person
32:00 <dematerialised> tropical = trev = taco = retard
32:00 <Clarkson> i can only get scag and its from this theiving fucking bitch
32:00 <dematerialised> except not retard
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> a cunt a saurus rex
32:00 <dematerialised> because retard is faux
32:00 <Doodle> his real name is patrick star
32:00 <Immutable> wrap up my gender in a rollllllll
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Serenity> ender gender rolls
32:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim: My point exactly. 
32:00 <Doodle> lolls.
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhhh giggles @patrick star
32:00 <Immutable> serve it to a young hottie
32:00 <faux> excuze me dematerialised 
32:00 <Serenity> glolls
33:00 <Doodle> traditional gender lolls.
33:00 <dematerialised> you are excused faux
33:00 <Floss> oh and now the icing
33:00 <Floss> fennec fox is here
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> does bread pitts no ne fing bout gender rolls?
33:00 <Doodle> get out Fennec_Fox
33:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional dungeon and dragon dice rolls. 
33:00 <dematerialised> fuck off Fennec_Fox
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Patrick_Star.png <——is trevor
33:00 <Floss> hey fennec_fox a/s/l?
33:00 <Doodle> [21:30] <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional yahtzee rolls. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Floss> fine then you fat slut
34:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim seems confused by traditional fat lady rolls. 
34:00 <dematerialised> im  trying to remember who it was that was messaging me thinking i was a divorced single philipino mum
34:00 <Floss> LOL
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Floss> how wrong could a person be
34:00 <Immutable> .....
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> now i want cinnamon rolls
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, dem?
34:00 <Floss> that wrong.
34:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
34:00 <Floss> now i want a bagel
34:00 <Floss> but ive never had a bagel
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfaooooooo
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> best ever
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he he 
35:00 <Skirmish> FUCK YOU ALL ... it's a real thing. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rns7AWKo1qe82j9o1_1280.png
35:00 <amsy> ok
35:00 <Doodle> ehehe
35:00 <amsy> so i just went through my entire dropbox
36:00 <Doodle> hot
36:00 <Doodle> pix
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, would you recommend any cafes that serve gender rolls?
36:00 <amsy> millions of pics lol
36:00 <amsy> I FOUND THE CANADA THING
36:00 <Immutable> :P
36:00 <faux> YES
36:00 <TheRiddler> TropicalStormJim is his alternitive name to fruitymessjam
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @skirmish
36:00 <faux> lank
36:00 <amsy> ill upload sec
36:00 <TheRiddler> that's what they call him at the gay bar
36:00 <Clarkson> i dont wanna install you fuck off
36:00 <Floss> SubterranianJanet
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> i prefer waffles
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just fucktoy
37:00 <Floss> i bet you do you filthy whore
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Los Angeles Negros - El Rey Y Yo.mp3 (5.32MB 128kbps Stereo 5:48)
37:00 <Floss> im beginning assembling the cake tomorrow
37:00 <TheRiddler> link amsy
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> gender rolls - now with cream
37:00 <TheRiddler> btw
37:00 <Floss> i have all the ingredients now
38:00 <Floss> i went with readily coloured red fondant cause last time i coloured my own my hands were blue for a month
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i imagine trevor to look like this https://media4.giphy.com/media/uIEQp2Uqi5atq/giphy.gif
38:00 <faux> but uglier
38:00 <amsy> http://m.imgur.com/7L9UfSS
38:00 <amsy> lmao
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes faux!
39:00 <dematerialised> lol amsy
39:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a harem of fat chicks 
39:00 <couleurs> lmao
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> i put the lotion on my skin or else i get the hose again
39:00 <couleurs> holy shit
39:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler has quit IRC (Quit: oh canada)
39:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U9PUHCt444
39:00 <faux> lol he was def being funny
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LOS ANGELES NEGROS, EL REY Y YO Views: 543,341 Uploader: korekono80 Uploaded: May 11, 2009 Duration: 2m11s Rating: 4.85
39:00 <faux> singing teh anthem
39:00 <faux> but still lol
39:00 <couleurs> that just as good as bona betit moment
39:00 <Doodle> faux i am singin this to rooster
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with old mates blue pants
40:00 <faux> wtf fuck i hate guys.. just said brb to this idiet and he said miss u already
40:00 <faux> WHY RUIN IT
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
40:00 <faux> ITS BEEN 3.4 SECONDS
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> block + delete
40:00 <faux> can't listen rn soo
40:00 <faux> Doodle: 
40:00 <faux> LOL soo
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux, maybe a discussion over gender rolls will fix it
40:00 <robot> TheRiddler workin out ---> http://i.imgur.com/KhzPKvf.gifv
41:00 <dematerialised> Mew is back
41:00 <faux> thats actually Lumeah working out
41:00 <robot> hey mew
41:00 <robot> wb
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
41:00 <dematerialised> i would love to see Lumeah do what that guy is doing
41:00 <amsy> i also found pics of the easter egg i got 4 cc
41:00 <robot> no this Lumeah workin out http://i.imgur.com/nBZQ7jD.gif
41:00 <dematerialised> that would legitimately make my day
41:00 <TheRiddler> I was being funny then
41:00 <TheRiddler> not serious
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> Mew, i was hoping you wouldnt be back. I was hoping you were getting hammered by giant cock. You deserve it. Can you tell me about gender rolls cause they confuse me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01>  dem, you would not!
41:00 <Skirmish> ROFL robot
42:00 <dematerialised> i would
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dem… you need to get out honey child
42:00 <faux> ye nah first one looks more like her
42:00 <dematerialised> ooooooh child
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> call crissy swan up for some fun times...
42:00 <Serenity> things are gonna get easier?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> just use a paper bag
42:00 <dematerialised> yes sezz
42:00 <dematerialised> and lol k9
42:00 <dematerialised> she keeps messaging me
42:00 <Mew> hey robot ty
42:00 <robot> actually Serenity exercisin:  http://i.imgur.com/1eqqCGg.webm
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidday
42:00 <dematerialised> im deliberately ignoring her
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
42:00 <Mew> katatonic_kate01 can u have an irc birth pls
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Serenity> that is so me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just wanna see me vagina
43:00 <Skirmish> robot: This is a lumeah selfie. http://i.imgur.com/Uw7xLlw.jpg
43:00 <robot> heh
43:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/RoaWvPw.jpg Happey Easter cc
43:00 <dematerialised> you know Skirmish made that himself
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOO @ skirmish
43:00 <faux> thats pcards mrs
43:00 <robot> Skirmish gettin in shape http://i.imgur.com/61w5aTn.webm
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Have you fucked Lumeah
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
43:00 <couleurs> lol thank u
43:00 <dematerialised> he wants to k9
43:00 <dematerialised> but keeps denying it
43:00 <Skirmish> I know we've had our ups and downs Kate but that is a low blow. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon so
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!!!
44:00 <Serenity> lolll
44:00 <couleurs> so many bvbs...
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <Lumeah> he wants to
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh hai lumeah
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice selfie
44:00 <robot> n this colours http://i.imgur.com/Bt4hcdI.gifv
44:00 <Skirmish> hahaha
44:00 <amsy> lol
44:00 <robot> i can't stop laughing at that one
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidday m8
44:00 <Serenity> All Lumeah would have to do is walk in naked wearing some red jordans and Skirmish would be smashing the fanta cave in seconds
44:00 <robot> i had to move on
44:00 <couleurs> heck yeas
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck sakes
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS serenity!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> all over it like a rash
45:00 <couleurs> *uNF uNF*
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
45:00 <robot> faux at the gym http://i.imgur.com/QcuEOAC.gif
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol unf 
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls 1r long kiss
45:00 <DK> Serenity: he would be harder than the sunday times cryptic crossword to get all up in her tuna wallet 
46:00 <Skirmish> That is some serious core strength. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Serenity> i always imagine Lumeah with red hair like that chick from tangled but i dont actually know if shes a red head sorry lum
46:00 <dematerialised> http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd233/stefanogiannis/fat-heart.jpg <-- me at the gym
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> gold miners have it all wrong
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> the richest gold deposits in the world are around the necks of jews. they should become jew gold miners
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice moons
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> moobs lol
46:00 <robot> georgeandwell_alpha @ gym http://i.imgur.com/vuxbIEX.gif
47:00 <dematerialised> i have a pretty good set of moobs k9
47:00 <dematerialised> im proud of them
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> jews invented networking 
47:00 <dematerialised> also lmao@Lumeah
47:00 <amsy> hahahaha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - skirmish you’re in like flynn
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> smash it
47:00 <Lumeah> huehuehuehue I am such a potato!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the whole jewry is one big social network
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> georgeandwell_alpha, they also invented lethal injection
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they made facebook
48:00 <SkirmishsSweetPotato> lol
48:00 <Serenity> all she needs to do is kill him now and that would be perfect
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like zuckelburger
48:00 <dematerialised> lumeah please
48:00 <dematerialised> THE FINISHING BLOW
48:00 <Lumeah> can someone tell me how I stop my eyebrows looking like pubes?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> take your anti semitic shit else were cunts 
48:00 <Clarkson> instead of gay marriage, we can call them butt buddies
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> facebook's original capitol investment was entirely jew gold
48:00 <Doodle> dont be a kike lover katatonic_kate01
49:00 <Serenity> all im hearing in my head right now is the mortal kombat FINISH HIM
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not!
49:00 <Doodle> iunno
49:00 <Serenity> but its not happening
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <dematerialised> exactly sezz
49:00 <Doodle> i just wanted to say kike
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> jews run america
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to kill arabs m8
49:00 <Doodle> jews run dis club
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> stop smoking ice
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> im jewish 
49:00 <Serenity> its that moment where you end up accidentally just punshing the guy in the face instead of doing a fatality and its just so dissappointing
49:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would punish me in the face :3
50:00 <Doodle> lolol
50:00 <Serenity> oh my
50:00 <Lumeah> anyone in the sydney area that wants their lawns mowed for cheap by a hodor look alike just sent me a pm. 
50:00 <Serenity> i did mean punching
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <Doodle> by face he means arse
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to rip a few spines out
50:00 <amsy> um
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’d be nice
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> MK style
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> kate, why not be antisemetic? jews themselves are massive racists. Case point: hatzolah won't render patient care to arabs.
50:00 <Doodle> dont get a massage from katatonic_kate01
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Doodle> well thats cos arabs are worse than jews
51:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would rip my spine out
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG speaking bout massages
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> citing religious belief
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont use the massage chairs at the shops
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCKING HELL
51:00 <Serenity> YAY
51:00 <dematerialised> YES
51:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was trapped in one...
51:00 <dematerialised> DESTROYED
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> ages
51:00 <Serenity> 4FATALITY
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> like literally had my legs stuck
51:00 <dematerialised> TOASTY!
51:00 <Serenity> HAHHA
51:00 <Serenity> -caps
51:00 <Doodle> lol katatonic_kate01
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
52:00 <Doodle> i'll keep that in mind
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> then…. the massage bit was pounding me back
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> katatonic_kate01, massage chairs are being targetted by jew gold skimmers
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like arrrgh get m eout
52:00 <Doodle> but ur used to that
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wite ppl are very aggressive
52:00 <dematerialised> wb Skirmish
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> due to capitalism
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my jewish cut cock
52:00 <Serenity> wb lu kang
52:00 <Skirmish> Spanks
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the bristish white people over centuries of capitlaism have become blood thirsty
53:00 <Serenity> oh fuck me
53:00 <Serenity> shut u
53:00 <Clarkson> he sticks his little cocks in baby dolls
53:00 <Serenity> p
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in every way includong the family and community 
53:00 <dematerialised> !voteban georgeandwell_alpha
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> vote
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> compared to other races and cultures 
54:00 <Skirmish> vote numba wan ban georgeandwell_alpha
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like indians
54:00 <amsy> 1
54:00 <dematerialised> 1
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> asian and latin americans
54:00 <couleurs> 1
54:00 <katatonic_kate01>  ignorant fuck
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1
54:00 <Zade> 1
54:00 <couleurs> he's the worst
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> why would you ban georgeandwell_alpha when picard that bald fuckwit just joined
55:00 <dematerialised> picard is good value
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> vote trevor 
55:00 <dematerialised> george is just a retard
55:00 <Skirmish> Use the coconut to put his flame out. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1
55:00 <amsy> 1
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> 2
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> vote for yourself
55:00 <katatonic_kate01>  dont you other things to do?
55:00 <couleurs> Picard doesn't talk much anymore because we've exposed his lies 
55:00 <Serenity> my cat has been sitting here licking his arsehole for like 8 minutes now
55:00 <dematerialised> i always other things to do
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
55:00 <robot> 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
56:00 <dematerialised> PiCaRD eXPoSeD
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> taxi cab confession style
56:00 <robot> actually couleurs irl http://i.imgur.com/U273qxy.jpg
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> Picard is actually really kool like air conditioning
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dats me robot
57:00 <couleurs> i fucken luv pizza
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not as much as me!
57:00 <robot> heeeeeee
57:00 <couleurs> hope u haveing a pizza baby
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> shamona he he
57:00 <robot> my gf fighting me http://imgur.com/gallery/WIzBHaJ
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i had 1/2 a ‘burger’ at outback jacks and almost spewed 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> they taste horrible
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> burgers
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ cat
58:00 <dematerialised> isnt that a pretend themed australian place?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> its so bad
58:00 <amsy> yeah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so so so bad
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> like…. frozen burger patty
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
59:00 <amsy> theres an authentic australian themed place in copenhagen
59:00 <amsy> which is nice
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot do they make?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> roo snags?
59:00 <amsy> roo, croc
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
00:00 <amsy> emu? 
00:00 <amsy> also normal stuff
00:00 <amsy> lol
00:00 <amsy> like australian beef
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll stick wif the copenhagen ice cream
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> authentic australian because every australian has the diet of crocodile dundee
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> ur a fucking moron amsy 
01:00 <Clarkson> and here you are being a complete utter fucking bitch
01:00 <amsy> fuck off
01:00 <Clarkson> stebie is pretty fucking normal and adjusted
01:00 <amsy> i justmeant it wasnt processed shit
01:00 <Clarkson> Fucking hell you're a retard.
01:00 <amsy> it was real food and owned by an australian
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> dick smith is australian, that doesnt mean his peanut butter is authentic australian cuisine
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off trevor
02:00 <Clarkson> so I get shit off at 20-30% off
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet you love dick cheese
02:00 <amsy> lol did i not say there was other stuff
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> amsy, do they have cheese & bacon pies?
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> prob not
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> vegemite?
03:00 <amsy> they had steak and bacon, beef and red wine pies yes
03:00 <Serenity> calm down mate
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
03:00 <Serenity> its just food
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck it trevor!
03:00 <amsy> hes just fighting because no one likes him
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> who the fuck eats beef and red wine pies
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
03:00 <couleurs> me
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> no im just arguing because im right
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> are u ozstralian
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re not right
04:00 <couleurs> i'm tru blu ozzy
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> i bet they sell fosters
04:00 <amsy> lollll
04:00 <couleurs> 28oz fosters
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet you’ve never been trevor
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> or left your suburb
04:00 <amsy> fosters is a UK thing
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> to a shitty moron food restuarant that vaguely resembles my home country, in fucking copenhagen?
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah tbh dont want to, either
04:00 <amsy> the rest of europe has VB 
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats like going to the chinese place and ordering steak
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> u fucking boring cunt
05:00 <amsy> so angry
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> im not angry i just talk like a sailor
05:00 <amsy> wasnt even my idea to go
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> r u angry?
05:00 <amsy> it was the norwegians that wanted to try kangaroo
05:00 <amsy> no
05:00 <Serenity> why you slapping me bro
05:00 <Israeli> m9
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity, steal his jew gold
06:00 <Israeli> (((NO)))
06:00 <Serenity> iz dat u
06:00 <Israeli> MAYBE
06:00 <Serenity> :o
07:00 <Israeli> I'm channelling my inner Alleenkatze, just for you.
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> amsy, i hope they source their roo the authentic way...
07:00 <Serenity> haha thats mad
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> they have some guys in the backyard with a ute shooting them
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> do roos even like norway?
07:00 <Serenity> fucking austnet people are like herpes on fb
07:00 <amsy> im sure someone did that on the other end
07:00 <Israeli> Yeah
07:00 <Israeli> I'm like that rash you get around your box
07:00 <Picard> eeew
07:00 <amsy> probably not
07:00 <Serenity> yeah thats fair annoying
07:00 <Israeli> You'll keep thinking about it all day.
08:00 <amsy> i saw some sad wallabies in a zoo once
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :(
08:00 <Israeli> "wuz dat really him tho"
08:00 <Serenity> haha
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nd they have tassie devils in Japan now
08:00 <amsy> they werent all nice and curious
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> any real australian like paul hogan would shoot them
08:00 <amsy> just huddlingbin a corner :(
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> no baby climbing into the enclosure, required
09:00 <amsy> ok
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> so uhh at this shit resturant you went too...
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> did they wear uniforms like the man from snowy river or croc dundee?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish you’d climb into an enclosure with a croc
09:00 <Serenity> why is taco so mad about a fucking cafe
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont like how resturants claim to be "authentic cuisine" when they're just fucking wankers
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he smokes too much ice and become focused on one thing
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> like pad thai with beef
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> wtf is with that
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> thai dont even eat beef
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> how is pad thai with beef even an option?
11:00 <Serenity> pad thai is the type of noodle..
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> no, pad thai is a dish
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t eat pad thai with beef
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> tofu and veg
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> it uses specific noodles yes, but they're not the entirety of the dish
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> AUTHENTIC style 
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats nice kate and im real happy for you except you completely missed the fucking point because ur a dumb slut
12:00 <amelia> you think it still too early for sleep
12:00 <Skirmish> I was saddened today to read a news article where black people in america put on twitter that it's a good thing that 2yo got taken by the alligator because he is white. 
12:00 <dematerialised> nah
12:00 <Skirmish> :( People are terrible. 
12:00 <dematerialised> its reasonable sleep time
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you’re the fucking udumb slut. Harping on about fuck all
12:00 <amelia> i agree
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> die in a fucking fire you annoying moron.
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok enjoy your mildly spicy pad thai
13:00 <Picard> wow katatonic_kate01 is still angry
13:00 <amsy> lol
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> cause thats "authentic cuisine"
13:00 <faux> golly
13:00 <amsy> they werent dressed up
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> angry, hardly.
13:00 <faux> so passionate about asian cuisine
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> i stayed at this place last year btw
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://www.emirateshotelsresorts.com/wolgan-valley/en/
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> they had all the authentic australian bullshit
14:00 <amsy> lol cant grasp the fact that i meant it wasntbjust normal burgers with australian names
14:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU AMSY AND YOUR AUSTRALIAN RESTURANT *RAGE*
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> i went because they apparently make you feel like a king except i didnt get to fuck any of their staff
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> but anyway, all their staff dressed like the man from snowy river
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> I thought "fuck thats a waste of $5k per night"
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh here we go
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> money bags
14:00 <Serenity> Hi TropicalStormJim! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to:12[Add Comments] [e-Mail this to a Friend] [Digg This!] [Calm down] [Submit to Slashdot] [Add to del.icio.us] 4[Commit suicide because nobody cares]
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
15:00 <dematerialised> an oldie but a goodie
15:00 <amsy> lmao @ Digg
15:00 <Serenity> how old are those references rofl
15:00 <Serenity> i need to update that
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> 12[Add Comments]
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> [die]
15:00 <amsy> dont even know what del.icio.us is
16:00 <couleurs> i am
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> its bout cake
16:00 <Serenity> no idea
16:00 <couleurs> ;)
16:00 <Serenity> i stole the script off gs69azza like 8 years ago
16:00 <couleurs> so is pizza
16:00 <couleurs> authentic aussie food
16:00 <couleurs> heard they sell it in copenhagen
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> Hi Serenity! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to:12[Add Comments] [e-Mail this to a Friend] [Digg This!] [Calm down] [Submit to Slashdot] [Add to del.icio.us] 4[Commit suicide because nobody cares]
16:00 <amsy> lmao
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @couleurs
17:00 <amsy> i wonder what would happen if i said sweden has the best pizza
17:00 <amsy> authentic italian pizza in sweden
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg,dont
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just broke the internet amsy!!
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> amsy, any sane person wouldnt give a shit because its akin to saying "mum has the best sandwiches"
17:00 <amsy> with sürströmming
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> with bog
18:00 <couleurs> don't be ridiculous amsy, that's like saying they make authentic sweden meatballs at ikea
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> best bog pizza’s
18:00 <dematerialised> TropicalStormJim what makes you happy in life?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
18:00 <amsy> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> What does TropicalStormJim do when he's feeling sad and needs something to cheer him up?
18:00 <dematerialised> i am genuinely curious
19:00 <amsy> he comes here to abuse people over food
19:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Gets on austnet? 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos he can’t get, dick
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, have sex.
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> wbu?
19:00 <couleurs> just abuse behhh and Picard like everyone else does
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> you offering your ass up?
20:00 <dematerialised> TropicalStormJim is severely depressed
20:00 <pebblz> where is johnny boy?
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> lolololol im so depressed
20:00 <dematerialised> you actually are though
20:00 <pebblz> katatonic_kate01 tttz out please
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> i should go to the doctor and ask for medicinal marijuanas to deal with my depression lololololol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> so much repressed anger 
20:00 <pebblz> ive got cones
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pebz
20:00 <pebblz> 5 left
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, werent you dribbling some bullshit about your wonderful skill at judging the character of people, earlier? lolololololol
21:00 <Skirmish> I think all this anger stems from lwax not being willing to listen to TropicalStormJim on what she should do to fix austnet. 
21:00 <dematerialised> i agree Skirmish
21:00 <dematerialised> all he wanted to do was help
22:00 <dematerialised> it was his calling in life, he was looking forward to being a contributing member of society
22:00 <dematerialised> and she ruined that for him
22:00 <dematerialised> he's never recovered
22:00 <faux> lolololololololololololol
22:00 <faux> etc
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea wot faux said
22:00 <faux> fantastic faux*
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats fantastic
22:00 <dematerialised> how is that new bot free irc network going anyway taco?
23:00 <pebblz> is TropicalStormJim trevor?
23:00 <dematerialised> yes
23:00 <katatonic_kate01>  yes
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, about as well as your repetitive conversation
23:00 <pebblz> my old mate trevor
23:00 <pebblz> the fake cop
23:00 <dematerialised> the nsw cop
23:00 <pebblz> i bash cops for fun
23:00 <pebblz> come to logan ill smash ya head in
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> pebblz, cops probably bash you for fun, too
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bomb expert / rescue ranger 
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <pebblz> other way around dickhead how do you think i went to jail
23:00 <pebblz> it was for assaulting a cop
24:00 <pebblz> a real one though
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucking too much dick?
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> how do i think you went to jail?
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> well i think some cops bashed u
24:00 <pebblz> cuntstable mc guire
24:00 <pebblz> from logan
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> lololololololol
24:00 <Skirmish> lol Logan. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Low income burb. 
24:00 <pebblz> fuck up Skirmish
25:00 <Skirmish> Don't be mad at me bro I don't make you live there. 
25:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if taco sometimes dreams of getting ops
25:00 <dematerialised> just as a consolation prize
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea Skirmish deported beehhh u no
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> from coles when he was a security guard there
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had a ch…. then lost it
25:00 <dematerialised> "ok guys if i cant run your network for you can i please op in #sydney"
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> he def wants ops
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> has he got syd ops?
26:00 <dematerialised> no
26:00 <Skirmish> That is why he is so angry! He noticed that Doodle got ops and not him. 
26:00 <dematerialised> they turned him down for that too
26:00 <Skirmish> It's all Serenity's fault. 
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob
26:00 <Serenity> whhat
26:00 <Serenity> did i do now
26:00 <Skirmish> As usual ... all Serenity's fault. 
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea Serenity im so angry @ u lololololol
26:00 <Serenity> its always my fault
27:00 <dematerialised> i remember his reaction when doodle got ops
27:00 <dematerialised> absolute devestation
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> boot him and make him irate
27:00 <Serenity> who
27:00 <Serenity> when
27:00 <dematerialised> taco
27:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/G5bVoxK.webm
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> when?
27:00 <dematerialised> his world crumbled
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> now
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> now?
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> what?
27:00 <pebblz> trevor is a loser
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
27:00 <dematerialised> he was like "what? since when does doodle have ops"
27:00 <dematerialised> then went on a rant
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> r u smokin ice or sumfin
27:00 <dematerialised> for a good 5 minutes
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> i love richard
28:00 <Serenity> oh i missed dat 1
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
28:00 <Serenity> GOOD AFTERNOON KUNNYDEW
28:00 <Serenity> HOW R U 2DAY
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope doodle booted him aye
28:00 <GoldSpade> oh you hope everything
28:00 <pebblz> hello sez
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck up gold
28:00 <pebblz> tits out plz
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> gnite lololololololol
28:00 <Skirmish> I think if Doodle used his ops to kick or ban TropicalStormJim he would go critical mass and shoot up a local gay club. 
29:00 <dematerialised> agreed
29:00 <pebblz> lol
29:00 <pebblz> travor the loser
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope doodle boots him
29:00 <Serenity> no its too cold for tits out
29:00 <pebblz> put a blanket over u
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d legit pay doodle to boot trevor every time he entered the ch
29:00 <pebblz> give me ops ill boot him
29:00 <Skirmish> You are such a homophone katatonic_kate01. 
29:00 <pebblz> LOL mew
29:00 <pebblz> i thought she was dead
29:00 <ShadowLurker> you all suck dicks
30:00 <dematerialised> i would help fund a "kick taco on join" system
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is skirmish
30:00 <Skirmish> homophone is a saxophone with a dick for a mouth piece. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
31:00 <Serenity> I put my blanket over for you kunny
31:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/RSOZ650
31:00 <Skirmish> Is it true that your new utopia that was to replace austnet now has 7 bots that you argue with constantly and that's it TropicalStormJim? 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> the 7 bots is what really kills him
31:00 <dematerialised> that was his main arguing point when he cried to lwax
31:00 <dematerialised> and now he has them on his network
31:00 <Serenity> to be fair
31:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/RSOZ650 <----- my boner rn
32:00 <Serenity> lwax is a dried up old cunt
32:00 <Clarkson> stilll talking non stop shit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has his own network again?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i heard serenity
32:00 <Skirmish> It is the IRC ARK kate. If you want to live with the internet apocolypse comes to irc you must be on the ARK. 
33:00 <Skirmish> -with +when
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
33:00 <Skirmish> I had a tantrum and got off the ARK. Best move ever. 
33:00 <dematerialised> oh lawdy
34:00 <Serenity> Skirmish had a mental breakdown about b1 u mean
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> Who asked him to create the ARK? Glad you asked. It was internet jesus that told him. 
34:00 <dematerialised> the whole fiasco is a gold mine of luls
34:00 <Skirmish> mental break down is going a bit far. 
34:00 <dematerialised> i dont think it is
34:00 <dematerialised> you were pretty cut
34:00 <Serenity> were you even there lol
34:00 <Skirmish> lol you weren't even there. 
34:00 <dematerialised> yes i was
34:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
34:00 <Serenity> no you werent
34:00 <dematerialised> i've never left irc
34:00 <pebblz> does anyone here like trevor?
34:00 <dematerialised> i've just used different nicks
35:00 <Serenity> there was literally 12 of us on that server
35:00 <Skirmish> As if taco invited you to the ARK. 
35:00 <Serenity> you werent there
35:00 <dematerialised> i was
35:00 <dematerialised> and that's all im saying
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco invited any cunt that would look at his ‘ark'
35:00 <Serenity> SHOW US YA ARK
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> later?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> its a bit cold aye
35:00 <Skirmish> He was preparing for the day when he could rub it in lwax's face and show how he had destroyed austnet. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> then he lost
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and had to chew on her 90 yr old clit as punishment
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean dick
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <amsy> id like to see a word count on how many times kate has said dick
38:00 <Skirmish> Counter broke.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000 amsy
39:00 <Skirmish> See when you say things like that Kate I feel as if we could be soul mates. Then I remember you don't like Trump and I hope your belly button pops out during pregnancy and never goes back in. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Forever showing off a 3rd nipple with whatever you wear. 
40:00 <pebblz> hello mew
40:00 <pebblz> ttits out plz
40:00 <dematerialised> Mew is as flat as a board
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/gallery/vIR5PjI  <— holy fuck
40:00 <couleurs> when you look up the word 'dick' in the dictionary theirs a pic of katatonic_kate01 saying the word 'dick' i bet
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
40:00 <pebblz> mew has big titts
41:00 <Skirmish> Is that TropicalStormJim? 
41:00 <dematerialised> no
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is angry cos he is short!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes sense now!
41:00 <dematerialised> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/08/article-0-11A2794E000005DC-818_468x322.jpg
41:00 <dematerialised> that is taco
41:00 <dematerialised> except with white hair
42:00 <Skirmish> Not only short ... but his bikini doesn't match either. 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or shoes
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the make up
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
42:00 <amsy> lolthats the kid from matilda
42:00 <amsy> good movie
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/gallery/BdC7D
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> note to self : dont go swimming
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
45:00 <Skirmish> I can't sleep with covers on anymore http://i.imgur.com/GxIaMdm.gif
45:00 <Lumeah> hehehehe good one
46:00 <dematerialised> gud 1
46:00 <Lumeah> that's  his wifes pussy.  
46:00 <Skirmish> Bet it still smells better than yours. 
46:00 <beehhh> they could lock you up for not paying unpaid fines
47:00 <Lumeah> screaming for so long for a good fuck that it became mummified 
47:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/PeKE2Z-9HVM
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sting - Fields of Gold Views: 15,288,305 Uploader: Viva La Vida Uploaded: Jun 28, 2008 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.87
47:00 <dematerialised> whaat's love got to do, got to do with it
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lumeah you know your old puss is hanging for some skirmish cock
49:00 <Clarkson> Well fucking usually comes after excessive hugging
49:00 <Skirmish> The way she carries on anyone would think she is cut up about not getting any. 
49:00 <beehhh> i like meatie flaps
50:00 <Picard> no bigger cock whore here then katatonic_kate01
50:00 <dematerialised> i bet lumeah is tight like a tiger
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard, you wish i was a cock whore
50:00 <beehhh> i orgasmed in norell without protection
50:00 <dematerialised> did you check for aids/herpes?
50:00 <Picard> nuh thanks, im not into pigs
51:00 <dematerialised> i think that would be prudent
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m surprised picard. I heard you’d fuck anything with a hole
51:00 <dematerialised> well 
51:00 <dematerialised> if he had a dick
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew that
52:00 <Skirmish> poor kid got owned http://imgur.com/gallery/aWCTLUn
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <beehhh> i never made promises lighty...there been some that i've broken
53:00 <dematerialised> you lied about your sexually transmittable diseases
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> illegal!
54:00 <dematerialised> i would be so upset if i ever got an STD
54:00 <dematerialised> clean for all these years and then bam, some dirty skank gives me dick pimples
54:00 <dematerialised> i'd be ruined
54:00 <Serenity> loll
55:00 <beehhh> i found my old wallet under my floor, guess what's in it
55:00 <Serenity> i had an STD once
55:00 <Serenity> it made my vagina explode and a human fell out
55:00 <Clarkson> just incase Adonis wants to rep this peasant leb fuck anymore
56:00 <katatonic_kate01>   with all the alleged sex i score from irc im suprised me vag hasn’t fallen off 
56:00 <dematerialised> haha
57:00 <beehhh> i'd pay a hooker for vagter
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d like a trophy or something! 
58:00 <pebblz> treavor is a dead cunt
58:00 <pebblz> i vote to ban him
58:00 <pebblz> whos with mne!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <amsy> 1
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1
58:00 <pebblz> 1
58:00 <amsy> hahaha
58:00 <pebblz> thats 3 votes for yes
58:00 <pebblz> anyone else?
58:00 <beehhh> norell is a cheeky person, all transgenders are cool i suppose
59:00 <Skirmish> 1
59:00 <pebblz> thats 4 votes
59:00 <pebblz> beehhh do you wish to have trevor banned??
59:00 <beehhh> whose got the bob carter's shooting vid?
59:00 <faux> y is pebblz playin me votin game i feel violated
00:00 <beehhh> is trever from radio ABC
00:00 <pebblz> faux what do you vote?
00:00 <faux> i vote 2 ban u
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps <3
00:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/AaHH4pF
01:00 <amsy> gay and lesbian immigration task force
01:00 <amsy> what the shit is that
02:00 <beehhh> i have no idea pllp
02:00 <beehhh> i found them under my floor from a box
05:00 <dematerialised> do you think birds remember that roads didn't always exist?
06:00 <amsy> no
06:00 <amsy> unless they have been told from generation to generation
06:00 <amsy> lol
07:00 <dematerialised> maybe they pass on knowledge via telepathic communication
07:00 <amsy> lol dem
07:00 <amsy> did you see sevs seagulls last weekend?
07:00 <amsy> sebs*
07:00 <dematerialised> no? what's that
07:00 <amsy> you do watch f1 dont you?
07:00 <dematerialised> ohhh
07:00 <amsy> or was that someone else
07:00 <dematerialised> no i haven't watched in a while
08:00 <dematerialised> doodel is a fan
08:00 <amsy> ye that i know
08:00 <amsy> i think john also is
08:00 <dematerialised> its on too late and i have to sleep for work
08:00 <dematerialised> i love me vroom vroom sports
09:00 <amsy> f1 subreddit is pretty good for keeping up without being able to watch
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a fan of u 2 amsy 
09:00 <beehhh> we walk in the fields of barrel
09:00 <amsy> theres a guy that makes gifs for all the good bits
09:00 <dematerialised> interesting
10:00 <dematerialised> i shall investigate
10:00 <amsy> im a fan of u!
10:00 <couleurs> that's what they do for the soccer 2
10:00 <couleurs> i'm watching the soccer now
10:00 <beehhh> open feet i want slrup
10:00 <amsy> r they winning
11:00 <couleurs> it's 0-0 
11:00 <pebblz> amsy tits out please
11:00 <pebblz> im going to bed soon
11:00 <pebblz> just smash this cone
11:00 <amsy> oh ok
11:00 <amsy> night night
15:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/valerysultrystar/
15:00 <dematerialised> excuse me beehhh this is a PG rated channel
16:00 <beehhh> i tot its after midnight already
16:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/GN1zjfT.gif
16:00 <DK> I bet his arm is wheely broken 
16:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
17:00 <beehhh> there are two guys
18:00 <Tiggier> goodnight
19:00 <couleurs> jesus i guess that rubber movie was real after all
19:00 <beehhh> how cute she is
20:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/PPaFE82.png
27:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/vIR5PjI.webm
29:00 <dematerialised> ^ me listening to this mix
30:00 <couleurs> siK
30:00 <dematerialised> DatsiK
43:00 <beehhh> Tim-Sim ms payne was looking for you earlier
43:00 <beehhh> the comment you made for her
45:00 <Tim-Sim> who is ms payne?
46:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/5eOOwYq.gif
46:00 <dematerialised> her
46:00 <beehhh> no pain no gain
47:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/AaHH4pF
49:00 <Tim-Sim> what are you on about? I am not gay?
50:00 <dematerialised> from that pic
51:00 <dematerialised> i have determined that beehhh identifies as female, and was deported for breaching his Bridging E VISA
51:00 <amsy> maybe beehhh is norell irl
52:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hi yall
52:00 <beehhh> i never met norell back then amsy
52:00 <beehhh> Tim-Sim & I were in the same bloody town
52:00 <amsy> then who is the cool guy in the sunnies in all the pics
53:00 <couleurs> lolol
53:00 <beehhh> ohhh im just horny
53:00 <amsy> lol
53:00 <Tim-Sim> beehhh: What town was that?
53:00 <dematerialised> beh did you identify as a woman so you could have more sex?
54:00 <beehhh> Arrarat
55:00 <couleurs> Arrarat Gunners feat Arrarat Wegner 
57:00 <Tim-Sim> I cannot remember ever being in Ararat
57:00 <beehhh> dematerialised yup im a hermaprodite
57:00 <dematerialised> interesting
58:00 <beehhh> bullshit Tim-Sim you made a joke 15 years back remember... no payne no gayne
58:00 <amsy> lol
58:00 <Tim-Sim> wtf?
58:00 <couleurs> lol
58:00 <amsy> i always found it hilarious that arsene was basically arsenal
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
58:00 <couleurs> that's why he will never leaf
58:00 <beehhh> amsy you live in a ufo's territori
59:00 <amsy> lol do i
59:00 <beehhh> im going to lasvegas with a mail order bride
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