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20:00 <TheRiddler> where has johninja gone
21:00 <Kelevra> to bed
21:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:00 <Kelevra> he's moving from qld to nsw tomorrow..
21:00 <Kelevra> from my knowledge.
21:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to tell him there's a new crusader kings 2 dlc coming
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> do you miss him?
22:00 <Kelevra> no. 
22:00 <Kelevra> do you?
23:00 <Loof> hey mel :)
23:00 <Kelevra> hey pat!
23:00 <Loof> how you going?
23:00 <Loof> hugs :)
24:00 <Kelevra> eh pissed off, angels sick and ellie's teething but I'm all good
24:00 <Kelevra> hows zac and you going?
24:00 <Loof> ah hope she gets better
24:00 <Loof> really good thanks!
24:00 <Kelevra> eh all I can do is stay by her side
24:00 <Loof> yeah
25:00 <Kelevra> it's just abit of a cold
25:00 <Kelevra> I wish kids could eat chilli
25:00 <Kelevra> lol
25:00 <Loof> haha
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> just burn it out of her system
25:00 <Loof> yeah
25:00 <Kelevra> dw I wouldn't dare feed her it
25:00 <Loof> how old is angel now?
26:00 <Kelevra> gave her abit of garlic in her spag bol
26:00 <Kelevra> 2.5
26:00 <Loof> nice!
26:00 <Loof> awww
26:00 <Loof> cute age
26:00 <Kelevra> ellouise is 1 and 3 months
26:00 <Loof> oh wow!
26:00 <Loof> time flies
26:00 <Kelevra> you're telling me
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> I remember crying when zac was born cause it was the year my mum passed and not so long after she passed this beautiful half asian baby came into the world
27:00 <Kelevra> he's so stunning
27:00 <Loof> awww ty :)
27:00 <Kelevra> well I haven't seen a pic lately!!!!
28:00 <Loof> i'll notice you one :)
28:00 <Kelevra> ty
28:00 <thestig> omg kelevra is back
28:00 <Kelevra> omg..
28:00 <Kelevra> here we go..
28:00 <Kelevra> thestig go for it..
28:00 <Kelevra> whats the damage?
30:00 <Tim-Sim> The time is right to make new friends.
31:00 <Serenity> faggots
32:00 <Maurice> I resemble that remark
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Serenity> i have a feeling im gonna be up all night tonight
33:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure how I'm getting into my bed, Cam is already in it and he's in the nearly sideways
33:00 <Maurice> Why are you gonna be up
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Serenity: Which way are you going to vote on the plebiscite ?
33:00 <Serenity> just said in the other chan mo
33:00 <Maurice> Just saw
33:00 <Kelevra> I'm aways awake..
34:00 <Serenity> i really dont know Tim-Sim i dont particularly want to vote for any of them
34:00 <Maurice> I'm not voting
34:00 <Maurice> Because I am a rebel
35:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/CrznNOL.jpg
35:00 <Tim-Sim> the plebiscite will be dealing with whether or not to allow gay marriage
36:00 <TheRiddler> check the vote compass
36:00 <Tim-Sim> TheRiddler: sounds interesting
37:00 <Serenity> it told me to vote greens
37:00 <Serenity> but is there much point in doing that
38:00 <dematerialised> if they get enough votes they get more seats in the senate
38:00 <dematerialised> so yes
39:00 <Serenity> yeah
39:00 <Serenity> i wont be voting libs no matter what
44:00 <Tim-Sim> TheRiddler: I just did the vote compass survey
45:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/12778672_10153575794999858_4918591866362152189_o.jpg
48:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xla1/t31.0-8/12307964_10153412870199858_497604335204288405_o.jpg
48:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I got greens too
48:00 <Serenity> thats cute as hell loof
49:00 <Loof> ty :)
49:00 <TheRiddler> they currently have 10 seats in the senate
49:00 <TheRiddler> dont they?
49:00 <TheRiddler> which is 1/3 of being a major party
50:00 <Loof> oh god we're not going to talk politics again are we
50:00 <Serenity> i hope not
50:00 <Loof> lol same
51:00 <dematerialised> according to the voting compass i am half-way left between greens and labor
52:00 <dematerialised> and apparently a conservative
52:00 <Tim-Sim> The voting compass put me in as Liberal voter
52:00 <Serenity> my condolences
52:00 <dematerialised> hehe
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Tim-Sim> split between liberal and labor but overall, liberal
54:00 <TheRiddler> crap
54:00 <TheRiddler> the steam summer sale is up
54:00 <Serenity> i purposely didnt look at it
54:00 <TheRiddler> the sale?
54:00 <Serenity> yuh
54:00 <Loof> on till the 4th
54:00 <Serenity> NO ITS NOT
55:00 <Serenity> LALALALALALA
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Loof> i got rise of the tomb raider, cs go and south park stick of truth, not much else i don't have that i want
56:00 <Loof> cs go is probably going to be full of hackers but oh well
01:00 <Serenity> havent played that game in forevs
01:00 <TheRiddler> keep forgetting to download it
02:00 <TheRiddler> so I can join demat n amelia 
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Serenity> i should get good again so i can shoot amelia
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> amelia would 15-0 smash you and im not just saying that becuase i'm her #1 despo bean eater
05:00 <Serenity> right now she would cause i dont play it 8 hours a day anymore
07:00 <Maurice> Mint oreo is the bomb
07:00 <Serenity> i had 1 square of it when it first came out
08:00 <Loof> i love mint
08:00 <Serenity> same
08:00 <Serenity> yumm
08:00 <Maurice> Me 3
08:00 <Serenity> also i saw at coles today there are apple crumble pods
08:00 <Serenity> ...
08:00 <Serenity> someone needs to get them and tell me how they taste
08:00 <Maurice> The strawberry is good too
08:00 <Loof> mint slices mmm
08:00 <Maurice> Omg what
09:00 <Serenity> http://shop.coles.com.au/online/mobile/national/mars--apple-crumble-pods
11:00 <Maurice> Yummmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <Maurice> I wonder if woolies have them coz I don't have a coles
12:00 <Serenity> should do theyre not exclusive
12:00 <Loof> someone should start an after hours chocolate delivery service
13:00 <Maurice> Google tells me yes
13:00 <Serenity> theyd make a fortune haha
13:00 <Maurice> And they're only $3 in woolies
16:00 <Loof> http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/clubbers-snort-cocoa-for-endorphin-rush-at-clubs-in-europe-a7060196.html
17:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> well i wont be sleeping tonight, should have resisted going to sleep around 6pm
26:00 <Loof> might watch hell on wheels
30:00 <Lumeah> whats 
30:00 <Lumeah> that about? 
31:00 <Lumeah> loof
33:00 <Loof> it's set after the war of independence in america and it's about when they built the railroads
33:00 <Loof> lot's of blood lol
33:00 <Loof> good show
34:00 <Loof> fighting indians etc
35:00 <Lumeah> ahh cool 
35:00 <Loof> :)
35:00 <Lumeah> sounds hellish
35:00 <Loof> lol it is
47:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11053586_1102818926399248_2884101368076418608_n.jpg?oh=e1865d0bff67f77f23eef1e5c67fe390&oe=57F497C1
35:00 <Loof> i'm so tired i can't sleeeeeep, steal the life that's inside of meeeeee
35:00 <Loof> me irl https://scontent-lhr3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/12105012_1679638075623290_773555712_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxNzYxNTMyNTcxOTYwNDU5NA%3D%3D.2
49:00 <Lumeah> aww
49:00 <Lumeah> wank 
50:00 <Lumeah> boil a bannana. 
50:00 <Lumeah> seriously.. drink the liquid 
51:00 <Lumeah> eat the nannie
52:00 <Lumeah> chuck a tantrum. lol
54:00 <Lumeah> hav a sook 
54:00 <Lumeah> go for a walk in 
54:00 <Lumeah> minus in. 
57:00 <Lumeah> lol. 
58:00 <Lumeah> lest u tried to smile 
15:00 <Loof> so sick of the "I worked hard to get where I am" speech from the wealthy, i've heard it a million times and it's a load of horseshit
00:00 <faux> fuck. right. off.
00:00 <faux> http://ktla.com/2016/06/28/baby-of-arizona-tv-reporters-tests-positive-for-cocaine-couple-charged-with-child-abuse/
18:00 <Loof> psych is going to up my meds, forced injections that cause weight gain and headaches
18:00 <Loof> keep telling him i'm fine
18:00 <Loof> doesn't care
19:00 <Loof> i hate doctors
19:00 <Loof> glorified drug dealers
19:00 <Loof> might have to get a lawyer
24:00 <Loof> they told me to get off weed and i'll be better, i've been off it nearly a year and everyone says i'm fine now, why wont he take me off the meds
24:00 <Loof> evil fucker
25:00 <Loof> oh well i've found an awesome job, fingers crossed
25:00 <Loof> can telecommute doing web dev :)
26:00 <Loof> i've got experience in all the shit they're asking for
27:00 <Loof> only minimum wage but i won't have to leave the house :)
27:00 <Loof> no being around drug addicts on the train yay!
29:00 <Loof> http://www.seek.com.au/job/31271585?pos=4&type=standard&engineConfig=&userqueryid=123700211904432987&tier=no_tier&whereid=3000
44:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
50:00 <faux> awesome loof. good luck
51:00 <faux> hi ash
51:00 <Loof> ty :)
07:00 <Loof> :P
07:00 <Serenity> yes best to move it before someone trips over
07:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <Loof> hahaha
08:00 <Loof> i'm sure it's lovely
10:00 <Loof> tried CS GO, owned that shit :)
11:00 <Loof> thought i was so awesome until i found out i was playing against bots lol
13:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13507085_258371497864826_3635381259442799727_n.jpg?oh=9b0e283296e66cb41154b640ee73be38&oe=57EAB87E
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> awks
37:00 <faux> Serenity
37:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/wut3bneM1Cg
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The cast of 'Pretty Little Liars' talk show's new season | The Talk Jun 21, 2016 Views: 160,500 Uploader: The Entertainment Spot Uploaded: Jun 21, 2016 Duration: 12m36s Rating: 4.95
37:00 <faux> ali is so chunky monkey here 
38:00 <Serenity> wowza
38:00 <faux> ye
38:00 <faux> poor hambeast
39:00 <Serenity> wonder what happened did she have a kid or somethin
40:00 <faux> nah
40:00 <faux> she has hormonal issues 
40:00 <faux> which almost makes me feel bad but then i remember shes annoyong
42:00 <Serenity> ohhh
42:00 <Serenity> that kinda sucks then
42:00 <faux> im so horns today idk wtf is happening like im also angry and in a foul mood but ive still fd me b like 38 times
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Loof> rofl
44:00 <Loof> glad it's not just males that suffer from that affliction
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> ok idk why i thought i was in the ops chan
44:00 <faux> no biggie.
44:00 <Loof> hahahaha
45:00 <faux> so ye
45:00 <faux> the weather 
45:00 <Serenity> im gettin me op in 3 weeks
46:00 <faux> OH
46:00 <faux> its wednesday
47:00 <faux> oh good!
47:00 <faux> r u nervous
47:00 <faux> soz i forgot to ask
47:00 <Serenity> a little bit, the general makes me more nervous than anything for some reason
47:00 <faux> whatd he say
47:00 <Serenity> but im excited to not be in pain anymore
47:00 <faux> yeah
47:00 <faux> worth it
47:00 <Serenity> not much really just explained why its probably happened the risks blah blah n yeah
47:00 <faux> general as in everything in gens or the anaesthetic 
48:00 <Serenity> anaesthetic
48:00 <faux> ohh
48:00 <faux> why did it happen
48:00 <Serenity> the weight loss mostly, and losing weight causes huge hormone shifts which is another contributing factor
49:00 <Serenity> the weight loss its self causes deposits of cholesterol
49:00 <faux> ohh
49:00 <faux> jeez you get healthy only to end up with surgery
49:00 <Serenity> lol right! sucks
50:00 <Serenity> but cause i am so healthy now is why i get the surgery so soon cause i can go to a small hospital closer to here
50:00 <faux> nice
51:00 <Serenity> hopefully i get some good drugs haha
51:00 <faux> lollll
52:00 <faux> i dot think recovery time is that long hey
52:00 <faux> i remmeber dad doing it in lebanon
52:00 <Serenity> not that long 2 days stay in hosp as long as nothing goes wrong
52:00 <faux> and then flew here within the week if i remember correctly
52:00 <Serenity> cant drive for a week n thats about it
52:00 <faux> oh
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> ok maybe it was a bit more
53:00 <Serenity> he could probably fly
53:00 <faux> whos pickin kiddies up from school
53:00 <President_Trump> <@faux> im so horns today idk wtf is happening like im also angry and in a foul mood but ive still fd me b like 38 times
53:00 <President_Trump> i have that affect on people yes
53:00 <faux> gross
53:00 <Serenity> driving is just incase you have to brake hard etc you can bust the incisions
53:00 <President_Trump> TRUMP
53:00 <Serenity> pauls taking time off work
54:00 <faux> im drier than the sahara now thanks President_Trump 
54:00 <faux> oh that's nice sez
54:00 <faux> good chap
54:00 <Serenity> he can take sick leave if im sick
54:00 <Serenity> apparently
54:00 <faux> oh wow
54:00 <faux> marriage perks
54:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <Serenity> compassionate leave or some shit its called
55:00 <Clarkson> I would never see a junkie and think fuck I'd want to sex him
55:00 <faux> me 2 clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> simba is a pussy
55:00 <Serenity> had to have some blood tests so they could check my liver function etc.. and i swear to god the tape she put on my arm has super glue on it
55:00 <Serenity> effff
55:00 <faux> lool
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <faux> worst
55:00 <faux> is it the one that looks like masking tape
56:00 <Serenity> nooo its like fkn packing tape rofl
56:00 <faux> the check i met in hosp had the tube in her nose to be fed cos anorexia
56:00 <Serenity> the papery type one is normally fine
56:00 <faux> and they had to tape it to her face
56:00 <faux> she'd die taking it off
56:00 <faux> ripped her fucking skin off
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> rofl packing tape maybe they ran oht
57:00 <faux> ah ye heres sum fuct gape 
57:00 <faux> uh
57:00 <faux> duct tape
57:00 <Serenity> its the fucking worst
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <faux> lool it looks so glued on 
57:00 <faux> will be easier in a warm shower 
57:00 <Serenity> it feels like it! omg
58:00 <faux> to remove it
58:00 <Serenity> ye
58:00 <President_Trump> faux why were u in hospital?
58:00 <Serenity> sex change obv
58:00 <faux> ye
58:00 <President_Trump> why didnt you tell me so i could come visit?
58:00 <faux> was getting sum balls
59:00 <Serenity> eww why does he keep talking to you like you're mates
59:00 <faux> idk
59:00 <Serenity> its so weird and vommy
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <President_Trump> why arent we not mates? lol
00:00 <faux> do u live in syd President_Trump 
00:00 <President_Trump> no but i would have come to visit u in hospital
00:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:00 <faux> started watching will and grace from the beginning
02:00 <faux> forgot how much i love this show
03:00 <Serenity> i should try that actually
03:00 <Serenity> i dont remember much about it
03:00 <TheRiddler> who is your favourite
05:00 <President_Trump> the squeaky voice one
07:00 <President_Trump> wheres demut today?
10:00 <faux> Jack 
12:00 <Loof> off
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <faux> i just might
13:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <President_Trump> already am
15:00 <faux> jerk me gherkin
17:00 <Loof> spankin the monkey
21:00 <Loof> that's like 6 orange snakes in a row wtf
24:00 <TheRiddler> cool
24:00 <TheRiddler> grace is the worse lol
26:00 <faux> she gets a bit annoying
28:00 <TheRiddler> yes
29:00 <TheRiddler> and not really that funny
30:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the name of the other woman
37:00 <Loof> might go have a nap, bbl
39:00 <faux> Karen 
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> love her 
46:00 <VoiceForAnimals>  Vote 1: Animal Justice Party this election day!
47:00 <TheRon> wtf!
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 RuPaul - Supermodel (You Better Work).mp3 (3.65MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:59)
01:00 <TheRon> what a wonderful world
02:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13528720_10154049957937839_6678238966797275361_n.jpg?oh=3aeadfc634f98cf1a512df55b3d163a8&oe=58008BFB
02:00 <TheRon> i'd vote
04:00 <borednlost> but would he enact article 50?
04:00 <TheRon> fly me to the moon
04:00 <Doodle> yes
05:00 <Doodle> he will tell those froggy french garlic muching nazi collaborating fucks to FUCK OFF OUT OF IT
05:00 <Clarkson> i need a blowjob
05:00 <borednlost> are you a nintendo cartridge?
05:00 <Doodle> eeehehehe
06:00 <TheRon> Clarkson: it's just all about you isn't it, what about me, what about my needs
06:00 <Clarkson> are you a man! with boobs
07:00 <Doodle> the JUGgernaut
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Pat Wilson - Bop Girl.mp3 (4.11MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:29)
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kool And The Gang - Hollywood Swinging.mp3 (4.27MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:40)
12:00 <TheRon> in the ghetto
36:00 <robot> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
54:00 <Matthew> and all this loveee
01:00 <robot> ye
01:00 <zaim> ye
01:00 <robot> hi zaim
02:00 <faux>  ziam*
02:00 <zaim> fkn ZAIM.
02:00 <zaim> ZED AY EYE FUCKEN EM
02:00 <robot> fuax
02:00 <zaim> krissy*
03:00 <zaim> KriSSy^4^U
03:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <faux> ziam23q
04:00 <faux> rbot
04:00 <robot> ye
09:00 <robot> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
09:00 <robot> mcflurry
09:00 <zaim> mnm oreo?
09:00 <robot> no gross.
09:00 <robot> m&m
09:00 <zaim> thats what i said
09:00 <faux> eminem
09:00 <zaim> mnm
13:00 <robot> ye
13:00 <robot> fuax knows
14:00 <zaim> fuax knows everything.
14:00 <zaim> i wonder if she'll put fuax into her highlite list
14:00 <robot> she doesnt like it when u say fuax zaim.
14:00 <Matthew> yum
14:00 <zaim> not my problem
15:00 <robot> that will be your ban message
18:00 <zaim> lmao
18:00 <zaim> u know her too well
23:00 <robot> ye we grew up neighbours 
26:00 <TheRon> you want it all but you can't have it
29:00 <Lumeah> nope 
29:00 <faux> since when dont i like fuax
29:00 <faux> its all robot calls me
30:00 <faux> r we narrating fauxs life again i thought that was partays job
37:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the fab faux
39:00 <faux> ty love
40:00 <TheRon> nirvana - breed
40:00 <amelia> i spilt lemon chobani yoghurt on ma grey top today and it looked like spoof :(
41:00 <amelia> gosh what a day
41:00 <TheRon> is that your atory?
41:00 <TheRon> story
41:00 <faux> bread
41:00 <amelia> dat is indeed my story
42:00 <amelia> Bread
42:00 <TheRon> i believe you others may not
42:00 <Matthew> amelia, I hope your day improves sufficiently. 
43:00 <amelia> I SWEAR IT WAS YOGHURT
43:00 <TheRon> ok
43:00 <amelia> fanks maffew that means a lot
43:00 <faux> nirvana - Bread
43:00 <Matthew> I know. I place a lot of meaning into my words.
49:00 <Serenity> chobani yogs is da best btw
49:00 <Serenity> i can actually eat their 0.5% one
49:00 <faux> ur face is teh best
49:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstacy and alcohol
50:00 <Serenity> it is isnt it
51:00 <faux> oo
51:00 <faux> new scream ep
52:00 <amelia> has you tried de lemon one Serenity
53:00 <amelia> and de mango one mmmm but lemon is easily bestest
53:00 <Serenity> nah i havent i just have the plain one
53:00 <Serenity> lemon sounds ace tho
54:00 <amelia> is amazing
57:00 <Serenity> i cant think of many lemon flavoured things i dont like
57:00 <amelia> i would def agree with you there kind sir
58:00 <TheRon> lemon mirangue 
59:00 <Matthew> I love Lemon Skittles
59:00 <faux> meringue 
59:00 <faux> kylie meringue 
59:00 <amelia> hahaahah
59:00 <TheRon> that too
59:00 <amelia> lemon tart lemom pie lemon life
59:00 <faux> lemom
59:00 <faux> ledad
59:00 <faux> ok bbs
00:00 <Matthew> ok see you soon xx
04:00 <Serenity> gawd i have a lemon tree i should be making so many more lemon things
05:00 <amelia> you will die when you try lemon chobani
05:00 <amelia> get one tomorrow pls
06:00 <Serenity> nah i cant really atm
06:00 <robot> hello Serenity
06:00 <robot> hello amelia
06:00 <Serenity> heya robutt
06:00 <robot> hello robot
06:00 <amelia> booooo
06:00 <robot> u booin me amelia?
06:00 <amelia> hai wobothead
06:00 <Serenity> my dairy consists of two coffes a day with skim milk lol
06:00 <amelia> nooo not dis time fwend
07:00 <amelia> haha
07:00 <robot> k
07:00 <robot> what do you mean this time
07:00 <amelia> cos it sounds like somethin I'd def do
07:00 <robot> hehe
07:00 <amelia> jus not dis time
07:00 <robot> every1 can i have ur attention please
07:00 <robot> ok thankyou
08:00 <amelia> no soz im focused on important stuff atm
08:00 <amelia> aka reality tv
08:00 <robot> what r u focusin?
08:00 <robot> o
08:00 <amelia> ye
08:00 <robot> amelia is so poor she cant even pay attention
08:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAA
09:00 <amelia> i was like wot
09:00 <amelia> den i got it
09:00 <robot> ye
09:00 <amelia> wd
09:00 <robot> im pretty good @ jokes
09:00 <amelia> u r ok @ dem
09:00 <robot> colours told me one ready
10:00 <amelia> pls hold ma tissue and halp me blow ma noss
10:00 <robot> i totally understand how batteries feel because im rarely ever included in things either
10:00 <robot> aww u still sick
10:00 <amelia> b82rz
10:00 <robot> LOL
10:00 <robot> link dem togevvr?
10:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahahhaha
11:00 <TheRon> get that top down to forensics
11:00 <amelia> soso kind fanks @ chu
12:00 <robot> do u wanna hear another joke amelia
12:00 <robot> how bout u ron
12:00 <robot> rdy
12:00 <amelia> ok ye hit me
12:00 <amelia> go 4 it
12:00 <robot> its hard to explain puns 2 kleptomaniacs
12:00 <robot> theyre always taking things literally
13:00 <amelia> I will pay dat one
14:00 <robot> did u hear about the killer midget fortune teller?
14:00 <robot> he is a small medium at large
14:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
14:00 <amelia> stahhhhp
14:00 <robot> a farmer had 196 sheep
15:00 <robot> but then he rounded them up n he had 200
15:00 <amelia> HAHA
15:00 <robot> ron how do u kill a vegetarian
15:00 <robot> with a steak 2 the heart
16:00 <robot> amelia y was 6 afraid of 7?
16:00 <TheRon> how do new zealanders find sheep in long grass?
16:00 <amelia> cos 7 8 9
16:00 <TheRon> very satisfying
16:00 <robot> no coz 7 was a 6 offender
17:00 <robot> funnier if u kiwi
17:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAA
18:00 <robot> faux got hit by a pile of falling books
18:00 <dematerialised> good evening babies
18:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
18:00 <robot> she only has her shelf to blame
18:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha wobut stahhhhp
18:00 <robot> k
18:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demat
18:00 <stompin> BOOM
18:00 <amelia> dey was good jokes i enjoyed @ dem
19:00 <robot> stompin were just goin around telllin our secret irc crush
19:00 <robot> its ur turn 
19:00 <dematerialised> has robot been chatting up my girl?
19:00 <dematerialised> are we gonna have to rumble?
19:00 <robot> whos your girl?
19:00 <amelia> fight fight fight
19:00 <robot> y 4
20:00 <robot> ur a fite mongerer
20:00 <amelia> am not u r
20:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good yo be in your shoes
20:00 <robot> ill fite u
20:00 <TheRon> even if it was for just one day
20:00 <amelia> you wouldn't stand a chance
20:00 <robot> do u fite dirty
21:00 <robot> i can arrange a mud pit
21:00 <amelia> knock your block off
21:00 <robot> LOL
21:00 <robot> spoken like a true bogan
22:00 <amelia> ye take that
23:00 <amelia> I will snap your neck
23:00 <amelia> capiche?
23:00 <robot> jesus ok
24:00 <robot> westies are violent
24:00 <dematerialised> its how we stay so strong
24:00 <dematerialised> we destroy the weak
24:00 <amelia> the strong survive
25:00 <TheRon> i watched a josef stalin doco
25:00 <TheRon> so misunderstood
25:00 <Doodle> thats cos he spoke russian all the time
26:00 <TheRon> nice one
26:00 <Matthew> Doodle
27:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
31:00 <robot> k im back
31:00 <robot> u missed me amelia
31:00 <amelia> did you leave
31:00 <robot> i was brbing
32:00 <amelia> o
32:00 <robot> ye
33:00 <faux> me and meelies irl
33:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1298565716834225&id=108878629136279
33:00 <faux> lmao @ did you leave
34:00 <robot> those ppl should go to the gym
34:00 <amelia> AAAAHAHAHA def us
34:00 <amelia> goin off
34:00 <amelia> are you callin dem fat or full of energy wobutts
35:00 <robot> im sayin they can get endorphins from exercisin
36:00 <robot> instead of bashing up rooms for $65
36:00 <dematerialised> I'm saying that looks at lot more fun
36:00 <faux> me 2
37:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/0NtiLFg.png
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG it’s cold!
44:00 <Serenity> freezen
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> the cold is bothering me
48:00 <Serenity> its not that cold here yet but im still over it
50:00 <couleurs> me 2
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m freezing!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…..
51:00 <couleurs> so u wanna go me?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you got cake?
51:00 <Matthew> it's mild
52:00 <couleurs> CuPCaKe!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Serenity> get me op in 3 weeks kate!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSS!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what date is that?
52:00 <Serenity> 22nd
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah…. very close to me birth date :D
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> So happy that you’ve got a date!!
53:00 <Serenity> me too im glad its so close too
53:00 <Serenity> i was thinking she was gonna be all oh.. 6 months haha
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw not when it’s that bad…. sif they could leave it…. 6 months...
54:00 <Serenity> some people do
55:00 <Serenity> im lucky that im otherwise fit and healthy and can go to another smaller hospital she also works at
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i mean getting an op date.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet!!
56:00 <Serenity> time for good drugs haha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, I got morph
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> which was good… and I crashed out… over night stay
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM done… 
57:00 <TheRon> any rick james drugs"?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> draining tube is THE WORST… i’d say more painful than a c-section when you have to get up and walk for the first time...
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT…. it’s only intense for like 5 seconds :P
59:00 <Serenity> she said not everyone needs a draining tube
59:00 <Serenity> it just depends how much leakage happens
59:00 <Serenity> most people dont need one
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting… wasn’t what I was told… 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> me mum needed one… she had hers out a few months ago…. or maybe last year loll…..
01:00 <Serenity> its kinda bothersome how they all say different shit lol
01:00 <Clarkson> no ones ignoring it you absolute ignorant twat
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> but could be just our family…
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn’t really matter.. as long as it out, right :P I had mine out 5 years ago so i bet the techniques have changed
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine was keyhole
01:00 <Serenity> you probably have very similar organs being that your family, i didnt even realise every person has different blood vessels in different places etc
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> blown up with gas, then yoinked out through my bellybutton
02:00 <Serenity> yeah thats all they do unless theyres complications
02:00 <Serenity> sometimes they still need to cut you open if you have a really bad gallbladder
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it ‘appears’ to be a very simple procedure...
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had to go back, because there was a stone in some duct....
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> had this weird twilight sedation …. drugged to the eyeballs…. but ‘awake'
03:00 <Serenity> yeah she said sometimes small once fall past the bladder into the ducts
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya…
03:00 <Serenity> sometimes they can flush them out but sometimes they cant which is when you have to go back
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep… didn’t hurt or anything…
04:00 <Serenity> just more hassle lol
04:00 <Serenity> not that i care at this point anything is better than what ive got going on
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what was creepy was the dad from the pre school I used to work at was an anesthetist at the hospital i went to… came and checked in with me....
05:00 <Serenity> haha weirdd
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i woke up to this dude… going oh hi kate….. nice to see you here
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
06:00 <Serenity> haha STALKER
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly :P
06:00 <Serenity> im actually really nervous about the general and i dont know why
06:00 <Serenity> it freaks me out theyre going to force me to sleep rofl
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s just like …. just before you fall asleep 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> then BAM you’re under
07:00 <Serenity> doesnt feel bad or anything?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
07:00 <Serenity> i dont wanna flip out rofl
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw my experience is they put the drip in
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> give you drugs and then place a mask over your face to breath stuff in….  and you count to 10
08:00 <President_Trump> ASUS
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you get to about 7 and you don’t remember a thing lol
08:00 <Serenity> that doesnt sound too bda
08:00 <Serenity> bad
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i mean backwards….. count from 10
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s not freakt
08:00 <Matthew> :o
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaky as in you feel stressed out.. HOWEVER, if you let the nurses know that it’s your first time….
09:00 <Serenity> ohh ill be letting them know lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> they might let hubby get suited up to hold your hand while they give you drugs in pre theatre
09:00 <Serenity> my anxiety is off the charts sometimes so theyre gonna hear about it rofl
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, well let them know and they’ll talk you through ut
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll get pre - op book in
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> like they do weight, height all that stuff
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you can tell them, then your anxiety is 1 billion and how can they assist you…… 
10:00 <Serenity> just give me oxys ok ill be fine
10:00 <Serenity> LOL.. sound like a junky
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL - yeah that’ll affect ya general :P
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> they might pop you a valium…. 
11:00 <Serenity> the not exercising thing is gonna be hard
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol Oh gawd you sound like my manager
11:00 <Serenity> im allowed a slow walk... OK THATS GONNA DO A LOT
11:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is depressed atm because she can’t do her 10k run in the morning before work
12:00 <Matthew> how sad
12:00 <Serenity> oh well fuck im not that mental
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but good luck even trying to even do a slow walk straight after the op
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it hurts to move!
12:00 <Serenity> whats it like in comparison to c/section pain?
13:00 <President_Trump> you'll be drugged out wouldnt worry about it
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> um not as bad… but because you use your torso to move all the time… you feel sore getting up and down..
13:00 <Serenity> im not gonna be drugged out for an entire week..
13:00 <President_Trump> yes you are
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it’s not epic
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you get like 3 days of meds,  i think?
13:00 <Serenity> possibly if its anything liek csection pain the drugs dont stop it hurting rofl that shit was epic
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just rememeber feeling sore after the op - had an over night stay…. and it just hurt to move a bit…. kinda like…… someone had punched you lol…. if that makes sense
14:00 <Serenity> ah yeah
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not as bad as a c-section at all
14:00 <Serenity> hope to god nothing goes wrong and they have to do an incision cause its a 5 day stay if they have to cut you open
15:00 <Serenity> fark that
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that would be fucking epic
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> like open heart stuff
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> But c-section for me, yeah was epic.. but 2 weeks later I was ok… up doing normal stuff...
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> walking up and down stairs… blah blah.. 
16:00 <Serenity> i was tender on the second week but nothing like that first week
16:00 <Serenity> it was fucking horrid
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Which reminds me i need to order a belt thingie
16:00 <Serenity> sister reckons emergency ones hurt more than planned ones though, shes had both
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon that’d help
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll let ya know :P
16:00 <Serenity> i think it might be cause they dont have to rush?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had some swanky professor woman do mine - emergency…. and the stiches were most awesome...
16:00 <Serenity> less bruising etc
17:00 <amelia> ya surgery be fuck all, be fine in no time
17:00 <Clarkson> dumb as dog shit
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn’t have much brusing… swelling yeah, duh…. but couldn’t use voltaren meds for it…. 
18:00 <Serenity> have you got much of a scar? mines the thinnest little silver line
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can see it… but it’s not like a huge battle scar
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wasn’t as big as I though it would be lol
19:00 <Serenity> my sisters one is gross but thats prob cuase shes had 4 sections lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah i wonder if they use the same scar….. like
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> where the first was, they just open that up :|
20:00 <Serenity> i think they do she only has the one line just just way thicker than mine is
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bloody hell… 
20:00 <Serenity> its just*
20:00 <Serenity> i thought it would be heaps longer than it is too
21:00 <President_Trump> Serenity i'll come and visit u in hospital
21:00 <Serenity> no thanks
21:00 <President_Trump> amelia and i will come on a date to visit you, and have fauxy on facetime to say hi
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> but ive seen some c-section vids and they kinda ease the baby out…. 
21:00 <Serenity> ive never fully watched one
21:00 <Serenity> it grosses me out
21:00 <faux> can u not
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… doesn’t bother me
22:00 <amelia> I will bring you chobani yoghurts n flowers and trump will bring his ugly ranga head
22:00 <amelia> ok?
22:00 <nubbymcnu> http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/watch-what-you-follow-motorcyclist-taken-out-by-runawa-1782770844
22:00 <Serenity> mm yogurt
22:00 <President_Trump> u bring the PEARS
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG! offspring is on tonight!
22:00 <Serenity> yass
22:00 <amelia> always got da pears
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> in 8 mins
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSSSSS
22:00 <amelia> how yoh like dem aplz
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it’s my turn to put the child to bed :|
22:00 <Serenity> ive got tinned pears in me fridge
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer peaches
23:00 <Serenity> i has them too
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> millions of peaches 
23:00 <amelia> peaches for free
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i like pureed apples wif cinnamon
23:00 <Serenity> yumm
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yoghurt
26:00 <Serenity> getting cold footses
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what i’m most scared of in hospital....
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> me farts. 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and having to share a room with other peeps lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im almost vomiting …. i honestly can’t imagine how others will react LOL
27:00 <faux> i just coughed everytime i had to prrt
27:00 <faux> or squeezed me butt cheeks together so it came out silently
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but coughing aint gonna cover the rotten egg gas smell
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean i can try and blame it on the new born
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <faux> spray deodorant 
28:00 <couleurs> cootos 2 every1
28:00 <faux> as u fart
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ me mum.. she sent me a pic if her stitches… she got a skin cancer cunt out….
29:00 <faux> i sprayed half my bottle of perfume one morning cos a 90 yr old lady had shit herself al ovrr the floor
29:00 <Clarkson> you go to hell and u die :)
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> and goes, ‘im gonna say i got stabbed'
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <Doodle> i have to make me bed but rooster is on it
29:00 <President_Trump> did u clean up her shit?
29:00 <Doodle> and he will try to 'help'
29:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <faux> am i a nurse?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a fucking troll
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you have to clean it up
29:00 <President_Trump> i dont know what are u?
29:00 <Serenity> [6:26pm] <katatonic_kate01> you know what i’m most scared of in hospital....
29:00 <Serenity> [6:26pm] <katatonic_kate01> me farts.
29:00 <Serenity> OMG LOL
29:00 <faux> is your mum ok Kate 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. she is fine… just had to get a skin cancer cut out
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8 stiches… but she is saying to everyone she was stabbed LOL
30:00 <Serenity> after i had lil... natural birth.. my pelvic floor was shot.. and as i was drifting off to sleep... the loudest fart slipped out... in a room i was sharing...
30:00 <faux> nlol
30:00 <Serenity> so embarrased
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> she’ll prob say me grandmar stabbed her lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL@ serenity! Ya poor thing
30:00 <Serenity> it was so bad
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it wasn’t a queef….. 
31:00 <Serenity> literally just a few hours after she was born
31:00 <Serenity> def not rofl
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fuck the vaginal birth…. i reckon it would be epic on me vadge
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah i need to go watch offspring
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl peeps
33:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedOz/posts/1820866348145053
33:00 <Serenity> the comments on this rofll
33:00 <Serenity> i love this country
33:00 <Matthew> :O
34:00 <amelia> do you mums have a thermomix
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <Serenity> no
34:00 <amelia> o
34:00 <couleurs> no
34:00 <Serenity> because im not a shit cunt
34:00 <Clarkson> i chew that shit off
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Matthew> yes
34:00 <Doodle> i have a firmomix
34:00 <amelia> why do shit cwords haf dem
34:00 <Doodle> ;)
34:00 <amelia> do you has one maffew
34:00 <Serenity> join some thermomix groups on fb and see why
34:00 <Matthew> i do Haz oNe yer
34:00 <Serenity> the people who own them are fucking psychotic
34:00 <Clarkson> i need asian pussy still
35:00 <amelia> no i def dun wanna join fb groups
35:00 <amelia> gay as aids
35:00 <Clarkson> he's a funny fucker that would totally have a nick like that
35:00 <couleurs> their 4 ppl who can't cook or bake
35:00 <Serenity> like its borderline child abuse if you dont cook your kids meals with a thermo every day
35:00 <Serenity> they are nuts
35:00 <Matthew> she makes cakes part-time .... more of a hobby
35:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
36:00 <Serenity> and dont even get them started on the people who bought bellinis
36:00 <Serenity> wowww
36:00 <President_Trump> make the cakes with a wooden spoon
36:00 <amelia> i can cook & bake but i think thermo be good for ma SiNGLe LiFe
36:00 <amelia> plus healthy
36:00 <amelia> wots a bellini
36:00 <Serenity> its a 2 thousand dollar heated blender
36:00 <Serenity> seriously
36:00 <Matthew> i dont think we are talking about the same thing but evs
36:00 <Serenity> a bellini is the target version of a thermomix
37:00 <Matthew> President_Trump, your comment didn't allude me... so my response is you can suck my dick.
37:00 <amelia> i played wif Burger Moufs one and kt seemed quick n simple
37:00 <President_Trump> huh?
37:00 <Serenity> if they were $500 sure
37:00 <amelia> but i do tend to jus eat chicken n steamed veg so maybe bit excessive for that
37:00 <Serenity> but im not paying 2 grand for a heated blender
38:00 <amelia> its bit more den a heated blender
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Serenity> its really not
38:00 <amelia> I wouldn't cook rice in a blender
38:00 <Doodle> friction coocker
38:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/udwYtpa.jpg
38:00 <amelia> i wouldnt steam a chicken in a blender
38:00 <Doodle> COOCKER
38:00 <Serenity> no you cook them in the heated part
38:00 <Serenity> obviously
39:00 <Serenity> unless its giving me head jobs its not worth $2000 lol
39:00 <amelia> I COOK EM IN YA ASSHOLE
39:00 <Doodle> mmm
39:00 <Doodle> whoah
39:00 <amelia> too far again?
39:00 <Serenity> i think hes confused
39:00 <Matthew> Betty Crocker
39:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
39:00 <Serenity> THATS DISGUSTING BUT IM SO TURNED ON
40:00 <Doodle> ;)
40:00 <amelia> def imagined a raw chicken up ya butt
40:00 <Doodle> what no
40:00 <Serenity> look im not miley cyrus ok
40:00 <amelia> what same
40:00 <Matthew> you're nuttier than Chinese Chicken Salad...
40:00 <Doodle> mmm
40:00 <amelia> woah she put chicken in her butthole?
41:00 <Doodle> she put everything in her butthole
41:00 <amelia> gosh
41:00 <faux> ye her butthole is like theriddlers peehole
41:00 <faux> dollar store
41:00 <amelia> jeeeeeeeezus
41:00 <Matthew> she is a disgrace
41:00 <Serenity> woah now i want a warm chinese chicken salad
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> WHERE R U NOW? UNDA DA SEA! UNDA DA SEA! WHERE R U NOW? ANUDDA DREAM! DA MONSTAS RUNNIN WILD INSIDE OF ME! IM FADED
42:00 <faux> lol its cute when they try to rejoin
43:00 <Matthew> just ask the Chinese population of the channel
43:00 <Doodle> i believe its pronounced popuration
43:00 <faux> rofl
44:00 <Matthew> I don't subscribe to racism, so no
45:00 <Doodle> i'm not being racist
45:00 <Doodle> did i call them chinks or make slanty eyes
45:00 <Matthew> sounds like it to me, tbh
45:00 <faux> lacist
45:00 <Doodle> no
45:00 <Doodle> i didnt
45:00 <faux> i did
45:00 <Doodle> ror
45:00 <Matthew> I am offended tbh
45:00 <faux> chinkle chinkle rittle star
45:00 <Matthew> I am Chinese tbh
45:00 <Doodle> lmao
45:00 <Doodle> the only funny bone Matthew has in his body doesnt belong to him
46:00 <Serenity> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehe
46:00 <Serenity> bone
46:00 <Doodle> dont be racist sarah
46:00 <couleurs> yeh u r all rong chinese chicken salad? more rike chicken dog salad xDDDDD
46:00 <Matthew> now you are being homophobic regarding my sexual activities 
46:00 <Doodle> no i'm not
46:00 <Matthew> which I don't appreciate
46:00 <Doodle> i'm not scared of homos
47:00 <Doodle> i wish maurice was here to finish that line
47:00 <Matthew> I have several funny bones tbh ... and not all are stuck in my butthole or my mouth
47:00 <Clarkson> he cut the fuck out of that car
47:00 <faux> where r u now that i need ya
48:00 <faux> -- doodel 2 maurice
48:00 <faux> lol now im picturing stuff stuck in ur butthole 
48:00 <faux> good q
48:00 <faux> 1
48:00 <Matthew> apologies tbh
49:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/5bgYK9Y.jpg
50:00 <Serenity> maurice has let her IRC game slip
50:00 <Serenity> shes fucking hopeless
51:00 <Matthew> god my hair is feeling so soft and luscious tonight
51:00 <President_Trump> take a pic
52:00 <Serenity> your creep level goes up every time you ask someone for photos trump
52:00 <Serenity> its fucking strange
52:00 <President_Trump> how is it strange?
52:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't send you a fucking pube in an envelope, President_Trump ... I fucking hate you, so no way.
52:00 <Clarkson> funniest shit ever
52:00 <Doodle> [20:48] <faux> lol now im picturing stuff stuck in ur butthole 
52:00 <Clarkson> [08:33:00] Big fat Bob with the bitch bags. 
52:00 <Doodle> yw 
52:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <Serenity> because you're a troll asking people who dont like you for photos its WEIRD you are weird
53:00 <Doodle> ok i need a shower
53:00 <President_Trump> im not a troll
53:00 <President_Trump> why am i a troll?
53:00 <Doodle> being 276, i am coverdd in dust
53:00 <Doodle> *covered
54:00 <Matthew> go and wash your Doodle, Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> i will
54:00 <Doodle> thoroughly
54:00 <Serenity> over n over n over
54:00 <Doodle> eee
54:00 <President_Trump> some good sports actually take a pic
54:00 <Matthew> make sure you use Dettol Fig or Honey body wash
54:00 <Doodle> what no
54:00 <amelia> pic of your troll dolls
54:00 <Serenity> theyre not good sports they are vaive idiots
54:00 <Doodle> i use nive 4 men 
54:00 <Doodle> nivea
54:00 <Matthew> Nive ?
54:00 <Serenity> naive
54:00 <Doodle> body wash
54:00 <Doodle> hair face body
54:00 <Matthew> oh no, don't use that cheap shit
54:00 <Clarkson> i remember car moshing and stuff when i was hell younger
55:00 <Doodle> but i only use it on me body
55:00 <Doodle> I LIKE CHEAP SHIT
55:00 <Matthew> I don't
55:00 <Doodle> well
55:00 <Serenity> i like to shower with frank
55:00 <Doodle> ur not invited 2 my shower
55:00 <Matthew> make sure you buy one of those $7 body sponges from Chemist Warehouse ... they come in brown and white
55:00 <Matthew> so lush on your skin
55:00 <Doodle> what
55:00 <Doodle> no
55:00 <Doodle> jesus
56:00 <Doodle> theres no point in exfoliating when you're 35% hair
56:00 <Serenity> rofll
56:00 <Matthew> I had a shower at 10am this morning and can still smell the luxurious smell of the body wash I just told you to use on me
56:00 <Matthew> it is spectacular
56:00 <Matthew> I feel fresh all day
56:00 <amelia> I once took a pic of my dress in the fridge for trump
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Doodle> ok
56:00 <Doodle> i'll take ur word for it Matthew
57:00 <President_Trump> Serenity do you think amelia is a vaive idiot?
57:00 <Matthew> clean Doodles get the ladies, Doodle
57:00 <dematerialised> what is a vaive?
57:00 <Serenity> if shes taking photos of herself for you then eys
57:00 <Serenity> yes
57:00 <Doodle> just cos i dont use lah di dah $7 sponges and shit doesnt mean i'm not clean
57:00 <amelia> not of myself
57:00 <Serenity> its me miss spelling naive dematerialised
57:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
57:00 <amelia> of my dress in the fridge
57:00 <President_Trump> i have seen most of her cupboards and fridge
57:00 <dematerialised> why was your dress in the fridge amelia
57:00 <dematerialised> you cannot eat dresses
57:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha I can't stop laffing
58:00 <amelia> i can't remember wot brought it on
58:00 <Matthew> make sure you get your cleaner to clean your bathroom thoroughly... include window vac the shower screens
58:00 <Doodle> drugs
58:00 <amelia> sometimes i jus like to play along
58:00 <Doodle> lol my cleaner
58:00 <Doodle> please dont be a pretentious git Matthew
58:00 <President_Trump> the reason is obvious, she was trying to impress TRUMP
58:00 <Serenity> who the hell has a cleaner
58:00 <Serenity> rofl
58:00 <Clarkson> george cloney is gay
58:00 <dematerialised> my hands are cold
58:00 <Matthew> if your bathroom isn't clean, you cannot be clean
58:00 <Matthew> it is the most important  space in the house to be clean
59:00 <amelia> and kitchen
59:00 <Serenity> i disagree
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Serenity> i think the kitchen is more important
59:00 <Serenity> then the toilet
59:00 <Doodle> i clean me bathroom
59:00 <Doodle> its clean
59:00 <Doodle> fuck
59:00 <Matthew> thankfully my toilets are separate rooms to my bathrooms
59:00 <Matthew> eww
59:00 <Doodle> just cos i use nivea body wash doesnt make me a troglodyte
59:00 <dematerialised> TROGDORRRRRR!
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Strongbad - Trogdor (The Burninator).mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
59:00 <Serenity> TROGDORRRRRR
00:00 <Doodle> >;S
00:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
00:00 <Serenity> yessssss
00:00 <dematerialised> >;S
00:00 <Doodle> trogdor is also me orgasm face
00:00 <Matthew> I read somebody in here had a friend who needs to put Glad Wrap over their toothbrush to avoid "poo particles" infiltrating their toothbrush
00:00 <Doodle> what 
00:00 <Doodle> :/
00:00 <couleurs> i use nivea body wash 2 Doodle cos #realmendo
00:00 <Doodle> ye
00:00 <dematerialised> burninating the countryside!
00:00 <dematerialised> burninating the peasants!
00:00 <Matthew> Nivea? please. 
00:00 <Doodle> i love my toothbrush
00:00 <Doodle> not in a sexual way
00:00 <Doodle> tho it is electric
00:00 <Doodle> hmm
01:00 <Matthew> what toothpaste do you use tbh ?
01:00 <Serenity> whatever is on specia
01:00 <Serenity> l
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Doodle> that fucking $10 a tube colgate sensitive pro relief
01:00 <Doodle> jesus
01:00 <dematerialised> when all the land is in ruin
01:00 <dematerialised> and burnination has forsaken the countryside
01:00 <Doodle> cos me dentist told me to
01:00 <Matthew> no need to get so narky
01:00 <dematerialised> only one guy will remain
01:00 <Doodle> no i'm narky about the price
01:00 <dematerialised> my moneys on TROGDOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
01:00 <couleurs> nivea body wash is like $6 and comes in many flavours 2
02:00 <Serenity> fuckk i loved homestar
02:00 <Doodle> $5 on spesh at coles
02:00 <Serenity> i even had a homestar tshirt
02:00 <dematerialised> i wanted a da cheat shirt
02:00 <Serenity> my ex had one
02:00 <Doodle> me too but MY HEAD ASPLODE
02:00 <Serenity> sbemail72
02:00 <robot> phew
02:00 <robot> pooped
02:00 <Matthew> I used to use the Oral B Pro Health toothpaste (about $6 a tube) ... it was OK but you need to rinse your mouth like twice before you get the shit out of your mouth
02:00 <dematerialised> i use colse brand extra white
02:00 <dematerialised> its like eating chemicals
03:00 <Matthew> now I use the Colgate one, which has a more refreshing flavour, with the strips
03:00 <President_Trump> coles brand? lolllllllllllllllllllllll
03:00 <Serenity> NO I GOT IT WRONG
03:00 <Serenity> sbemail78
03:00 <dematerialised> trump nobody likes you why are you even here?
03:00 <Matthew> and Purple Listerine afterwards as well
03:00 <President_Trump> like u cut costs with toothpaste
03:00 <Doodle> mouthwash isnt good
03:00 <Doodle> for your mouth
03:00 <couleurs> i use oral b pro health and the 3d 1 their ok, colgate had a good 1 but now their shit 
03:00 <Matthew> "it gives you cancer"
03:00 <Doodle> no
03:00 <Matthew> "it gives you Ebola"
03:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZz
03:00 <Doodle> it kills all the germs in your mouth
03:00 <Serenity> mouthwash is the best
04:00 <Doodle> and the good germs too
04:00 <Serenity> my gums bleed if i dont use it
04:00 <Doodle> and dries out your mouth and increses cavities
04:00 <Matthew> "it gives you Black Death"
04:00 <couleurs> i use listerine 2 but not the purple 1 cos that 1 4 gays 
04:00 <Serenity> i use the light green one
04:00 <Serenity> cause it doesnt burn
04:00 <couleurs> me 2
04:00 <faux> increses
04:00 <Matthew> couleurs you fucking cunt
04:00 <Matthew> take that back
04:00 <Doodle> YE
04:00 <faux> hi
04:00 <Doodle> hiii
04:00 <dematerialised> hello
05:00 <faux> how r we
05:00 <couleurs> MaKe Me
05:00 <Matthew> I think faux had the friend scared of toothbrush poo particles
05:00 <dematerialised> im full of nachos and love
05:00 <faux> ye tis me
05:00 <amelia> NACHOS
05:00 <faux> she wraps her toofbrushy in glad wrap
05:00 <amelia> where nacho from
05:00 <Serenity> im full of pumpkin n farts
05:00 <amelia> Zs?
05:00 <faux> excuse me
05:00 <dematerialised> you ask me every time lol meels
05:00 <dematerialised> yes Z
05:00 <faux> r u quite fone
05:00 <amelia> gaids
05:00 <faux> done 
05:00 <Matthew> ty
05:00 <faux> also mm face
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <amelia> cos i get soso excited
05:00 <Doodle> :P~
06:00 <dematerialised> take me on a date then to get proper nachos meels
06:00 <amelia> den i remember
06:00 <Matthew> Doodle, I cried in the shower this morning tbh
06:00 <amelia> Can you pls jus go El Publico
06:00 <amelia> please
06:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know where it is
06:00 <Serenity> ca n you pleas ejust make ur own
06:00 <Doodle> why did u realise the cleaner had missed a spot?
06:00 <amelia> Mt Lawley
06:00 <Matthew> :/
06:00 <amelia> Beaufort St
06:00 <dematerialised> oh thats just down the road
06:00 <dematerialised> i suppose i could go
06:00 <amelia> yassssssssssssssss
06:00 <amelia> i ate a fried cricket der
06:00 <robot> hello
07:00 <amelia> chirp chirp
07:00 <robot> hello birdie
07:00 <amelia> NO I WAS BEIN A CRICKET
07:00 <robot> i need 2 shave or it will be uncomfortable to sleep
07:00 <faux> gross imelia
07:00 <faux> anelia
07:00 <faux> SHUT UP
07:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
07:00 <robot> no im pretty sure she's now called imelia
07:00 <amelia> acricketia
07:00 <faux> my friend eats crickets
07:00 <amelia> ewwww
07:00 <faux> like from a bucket
07:00 <amelia> your friend is gross ok
07:00 <robot> whats with that
07:00 <faux> bought online
07:00 <faux> garlic and chili 
07:00 <faux> hes like MM PROTEIN
07:00 <amelia> i tried one, not a fuckin bucket
08:00 <robot> ur friend is a savage
08:00 <faux> im likenfucking eat chicken 
08:00 <faux> amsy and i yell at him
08:00 <amelia> apparently dey taste like corn
08:00 <faux> and call him bug boy
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <amelia> i dunno i jus freaked and did wot felt natural..
08:00 <amelia> i swallowed it
08:00 <robot> yea u can get kilos of protein in powder form m8
08:00 <robot> even comes in a bucket
08:00 <robot> hehehehehehe
09:00 <robot> imelia.
09:00 <dematerialised> oh i was made more important than everyone i didn't realise
09:00 <dematerialised> ty fox
09:00 <Matthew> does anybody on here 'Snapchat Stalk' ?
09:00 <amelia> crobot
09:00 <amelia> Snapchat make me angry i hate it
09:00 <amelia> also don't understand it
09:00 <faux> i dont check snapchat stories anymore
09:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would tell me what pic sharing app u use amelia so i can send you dick pics
09:00 <faux> theyre so annoying and full of cunts withdumb filters
09:00 <amelia> President_Trump should get snapchat he could get all the pics he wants
09:00 <faux> i jusy check ones that are seny to me
09:00 <robot> amelia it's the worst designed application
10:00 <robot> it's a wonder it ever got popular
10:00 <amelia> ok i def do not want dick pics
10:00 <Matthew> I have blocked my entire friends list from viewing My Story at the moment apart from one friend who I currently have a huge crush on
10:00 <amelia> I dun use any pic sharing program jus txt msg
10:00 <Matthew> and I always check his Snapchat profile to see how many points he has (and whether it goes up) to see if he is active online
10:00 <dematerialised> booooo
10:00 <amelia> and fb messenger
10:00 <amelia> cos now i am hip
10:00 <Matthew> and if he doesn't check My Story when he has been online, I crack the shits
10:00 <dematerialised> yeah but you dont add irc randoms so i cant add your to fb
11:00 <Matthew> I also use Facebook Messenger to check the 'Last Online' bit
11:00 <amelia> you are a paranoid stalker
11:00 <Matthew> I know. But he very rarely goes on... so this makes me feel better.
12:00 <amelia> that is odd
14:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/2w62D4c.gif
14:00 <robot> ne1 cuddlin
14:00 <Serenity> thats like
14:00 <Serenity> psycho female behaviour
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <dematerialised> can i have a cuddle robot i need one
14:00 <amelia> yah crazy ex gf behavior
15:00 <Matthew> I know. I'm not proud of it. I've had him once before and want him back... and will get him.
15:00 <dematerialised> hell yes
15:00 <Clarkson> youre all sex maniacs
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah but what are yougonna do about it Clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> i dont like yous you folks shits me
15:00 <amelia> I dun like cuddling unless its a boy pls
15:00 <dematerialised> good coz u werent getting laid anyway Clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> flood zone map  made me jizz
15:00 <dematerialised> that's exactly why
15:00 <robot> imelia its dematerialised
16:00 <dematerialised> she hasn't confirmed i am a boy yet
16:00 <amelia> he hasn't had good mexican yet
16:00 <dematerialised> oh
16:00 <amelia> so he is being punished
16:00 <robot> o
16:00 <amelia> ye
16:00 <Doodle> [21:15] <Clarkson> youre all sex maniacs
16:00 <Clarkson> lick my cut foreskin
16:00 <Doodle> shhhhhhhh
16:00 <Doodle> NO
16:00 <Doodle> wait
16:00 <amelia> how you like dem aplz
16:00 <Doodle> what
16:00 <robot> cooked in a pie plz
17:00 <Serenity> why do people share stories about weed on fb from pages like 420errydae and then get mad when people dont take them seriously
17:00 <couleurs> Clarkson 4 Matthew 4 EvA
17:00 <Clarkson> anyway, gotta smoke up, eat up drink up poo up shower up- toke up n shut up n then fuck her up *nod*
17:00 <dematerialised> 420blazeitfaggot
17:00 <Doodle> just did
17:00 <Doodle> o
17:00 <dematerialised> good lad
17:00 <Doodle> :O o oO o O
17:00 <robot> Serenity coz they're giant faggots
17:00 <couleurs> 420BLaZiNHaZiN
17:00 <dematerialised> my marijuana bong days are long behind me
17:00 <dematerialised> these days it's narcotics
18:00 <Serenity> ive nothing against the stuff obviously but dont share that crap like its actual facts and not just a bunch of stoners trying to excuse their drug habits
18:00 <robot> u know what i like amelia
18:00 <robot> i like to move it.. i like to move it move it.  i like to...
18:00 <robot> MOVE IT!
18:00 <dematerialised> columbian gold, powdered sugar, angel dust
18:00 <amelia> apl piez
19:00 <dematerialised> dust
19:00 <Serenity> cant w8 for me drugz at da hosp
19:00 <dematerialised> st
19:00 <Serenity> tbh
19:00 <Matthew> how rude
19:00 <Serenity> de_dust
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah i was meant to get some drugs on thw way home from work
19:00 <dematerialised> i forgot
19:00 <dematerialised> i am a sad panda
20:00 <dematerialised> plus i found out the guy i work next to has been lying to me about work shit
20:00 <dematerialised> i almost got sacked because he lied about something yesterday :/
20:00 <Serenity> :S
20:00 <Serenity> wtf
21:00 <dematerialised> im working on a project and he said our boss was waiting for me to be in to have a chat before i did any work
21:00 <dematerialised> got an email from the boss asking why i hadn't done anything yet...
21:00 <dematerialised> queue wtf's galore
21:00 <amelia> why would you listen to your colleague
21:00 <dematerialised> because he's the other half of my team
22:00 <amelia> he not your superior
22:00 <dematerialised> technically he is
22:00 <amelia> he a jerk
22:00 <amelia> o
22:00 <dematerialised> he's been there 10 years
22:00 <robot> yeah but if you don't have some trust in your workplace it's total rubbish
22:00 <amelia> doesn't mean he your superior
22:00 <faux> what a cunty mccunterson
22:00 <dematerialised> quite the cunt indeed
22:00 <robot> dematerialised tell him i said hes fired
22:00 <robot> he'll know what that means
22:00 <dematerialised> i shall
22:00 <faux> hell know what the means
22:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
22:00 <amelia> spit in his lunch
23:00 <robot> god damn it faux
23:00 <faux> yw
23:00 <faux> ye
23:00 <dematerialised> he's afraid he's gonna lose his job because we're handing over some of our responsibilities to the operational teams
23:00 <dematerialised> and he's got no other qualifications other than "i know this product"
23:00 <robot> well he prolly shouldnt lie then
23:00 <dematerialised> he's shitting himself lol
24:00 <robot> way to burn the bridge you're standing on
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah
24:00 <amelia> he'll fall down n be stuck with the troll underneath (President_Trump)
24:00 <faux> hehehe
25:00 <dematerialised> anyway enough about my work day
25:00 <dematerialised> how was yours
25:00 <dematerialised> meels
25:00 <dematerialised> you still sick?
25:00 <amelia> it was otays but i still sick and sniffly
25:00 <faux> put some tampons in ur.schnoz
25:00 <President_Trump> huh
25:00 <amelia> and also i spilt lemon chobani on my grey top and it looked like spoof
25:00 <robot> lol
25:00 <amelia> it was terrible
26:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what chobani is but it sounds homosexual
26:00 <amelia> yoghurt
26:00 <President_Trump> why do u say imelia? its ameliar
26:00 <dematerialised> oh
26:00 <President_Trump> i had vanilla chobani once was shit
26:00 <couleurs> California Movie Theatre Apologizes for Showing 'Sausage Party' Trailer for 'Finding Dory' Crowd
26:00 <amelia> I not tried vanilla
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hello
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> world
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> goto 10
27:00 <President_Trump> hello vice president george
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> m8 he aint wont yet
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> won
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but id take it 
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my prediction was labor win..trump wins
28:00 <President_Trump> labor is a small price to pay for world leadership like trump
28:00 <President_Trump> id take that deal
29:00 <robot> hahahahaha colours
30:00 <faux> and sty out
31:00 <Matthew> :o
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i betted with me work m8 on brexit
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i won that bet
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 2 more 2 go.. then i pocket 400 
31:00 <faux> ok
31:00 <robot> ne1 1r fite
31:00 <robot> smash ya
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
31:00 <robot> amelia?
32:00 <robot> knock ya block off
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> bit crazy timez m8
32:00 <amelia> put em up
32:00 <Matthew> kewl...
32:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon my bro bought his gf a car for her bday
32:00 <robot> which 1
32:00 <faux> wtf
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i reckon trump might win in ppl just dont like hilary 2 much
32:00 <faux> why isnt he my bd
32:00 <amelia> where my fuckin car
32:00 <faux> bf
32:00 <robot> how long they been togevvr
33:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY
33:00 <couleurs> what a sucka
33:00 <robot> shup trump
33:00 <amelia> he says "happy bday dork" to me and she get a car
33:00 <amelia> not fuckin good enuff
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> she doesnt have much appeal 
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> personally
33:00 <robot> how long they been togevvr
33:00 <faux> amelia
33:00 <couleurs> probably a Mitsubichi Mirage ;)
33:00 <faux> john wsnted me to tell u he forgot ur name
33:00 <amelia> I dunno maybe 3 or 4 yrs
33:00 <amelia> huh
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> johninja
34:00 <amelia> forgot my name amelia or my real name
34:00 <amelia> i am confused
34:00 <robot> o
34:00 <faux> and i are talking rn and i was talking about D and hesblike ah ye i remember u talking about him with tha girl whos name i cant remember 
34:00 <robot> 3 or 4 years is fine
34:00 <faux> and im like amelia.
34:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahahabaahhaahahahahah
34:00 <faux> hes like ye and then he told.me to tel u he forgt ur name
35:00 <Serenity> john never talks to me hes so fucking rude
35:00 <Clarkson> well, they are still a front for the porn industry
35:00 <Serenity> (plz dont tell him that i dont really want to be spoke to)
35:00 <amelia> you tell him ok i havent forgotten where he sticks his fingers and they come out a bloody mess
35:00 <Serenity> spoken
35:00 <faux> msg him im sure hell rely
35:00 <amelia> and its not in a tomato sauce bottle
35:00 <Clarkson> the vow was good but shit ending
35:00 <faux> reply 
35:00 <Serenity> fuckkkkk mandys manky dolmio box
35:00 <Serenity> vom
36:00 <dematerialised> :|
36:00 <faux> loooll
36:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/2p0LZ
36:00 <amelia> did you tell him pls
36:00 <faux> yes
36:00 <amelia> fanks pal
36:00 <faux> yw
36:00 <President_Trump> not as good as the trump dog
37:00 <faux> he laughed meelies
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grlz 1r come over do a phtoshoot
37:00 <amelia> i luff that dog hes soso dramatic
37:00 <amelia> aahhahaah fuckin johnfen
37:00 <amelia> sif forget my name i bet i am all over his room ok
37:00 <faux> lolllll
37:00 <faux> irc dossier
38:00 <Serenity> i bet jerome has one for real
38:00 <amelia> he better watch himself
38:00 <Serenity> theres every pic hes ever seen of anyone here taped on his walls
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah
38:00 <dematerialised> its why he keeps asking for mine
38:00 <amelia> next to his funky curtains
38:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t383_r2518Y
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hillary Barking Views: 30,214 Uploader: David Smith 6510 Uploaded: Feb 16, 2016 Duration: 0m22s Rating: 3.14
38:00 <Serenity> with notes written in lipstick on a mirror
38:00 <amelia> he told me i not allowed to call him anymore
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> lol
38:00 <amelia> cos he doesn't talk to fuckheads
39:00 <amelia> hahahahahahaha
39:00 <dematerialised> fuck i really want to call him but at the same time i dont want to hear his voice
39:00 <dematerialised> i am so conflicted
39:00 <Serenity> just do it
39:00 <Serenity> block ur numba
39:00 <amelia> jus give him a buzz
39:00 <amelia> doubt he'd answer tho
39:00 <faux> he sounds like a bogan
39:00 <faux> and calls me FORKS 
39:00 <faux> cos e csnt pronounce faux 
39:00 <faux> dumbass
40:00 <Serenity> how can he not pronounce it
40:00 <Serenity> rofl..
40:00 <Serenity> f-oh
40:00 <amelia> he says he would give me 2nd chance but it would have to be intelligent conversation
40:00 <Serenity> DAT WOZ HARD
40:00 <faux> lnao
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
40:00 <faux> idk sez
40:00 <dematerialised> give you a second chance
40:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahha
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
40:00 <doctor> my heart needs a second chance
40:00 <faux> meelies csn u pls record a convo
40:00 <faux> w him ty
40:00 <doctor> when love makes that sound, babe
40:00 <amelia> he thought i was recording
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i need some intalligant convo iss beeh aro7nd m8
40:00 <amelia> I wasn't but he got paranoid
41:00 <robot> who r u talkin about
41:00 <amelia> I CAN FUCKIN HEAR THE FEEDBACK YOU STUPID SLUT
41:00 <Serenity> meth makes you paranoid
41:00 <amelia> y r u so paranoid hun?
41:00 <amelia> I CAN FUCKIN HEAR IT
41:00 <Serenity> rofl
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> meth helps u lose weight also
41:00 <robot> k
41:00 <faux> lmaoo
41:00 <Serenity> he wouldnt be able to hear it
41:00 <Serenity> wtf
41:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha i said maybe its my house echoing
41:00 <faux> ur vacuum
42:00 <amelia> he said YEAH RIGHT ITS YOUR FUCKIN HOUSE
42:00 <dematerialised> if i called him i'd record it
42:00 <amelia> "I haf tiles but"
42:00 <faux> lop
42:00 <amelia> hahahahahaha i can't tell if he trolls or is legit mental or a bit of both
42:00 <dematerialised> no he's legit mental
42:00 <faux> someone csll and record
42:00 <doctor> jerome? bit of both
42:00 <faux> i want toclaugh
42:00 <amelia> i could hear a bit of laughter in his voice
42:00 <doctor> street monster
43:00 <amelia> i think its a bit of both
43:00 <faux> he was prob secretly jerkin his gherkin
43:00 <faux> you do have an angelic voice
43:00 <amelia> he does it all for reaction but also to get THAT aggressive... You gotta be a bit nuts
43:00 <faux> sweird cos ur such a cunt
43:00 <Clarkson> romper is a gutless cunt
43:00 <dematerialised> amelia has the voice of an angel
43:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha my voice was/is croaky cos i sick
43:00 <doctor> hate that feeling when your bodies all meh but your mind wants to enjoy stuff
43:00 <faux> yes ty demat its what i just said
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <dematerialised> no
44:00 <dematerialised> you clearly said angelic
44:00 <doctor> wb taco
44:00 <faux> WHAT IS YHE DIFFERNECE
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> thnx <3
44:00 <faux> do not encourage him to stsy doctor 
44:00 <faux> gross
44:00 <doctor> oh, sorry. fuck off taco
44:00 <TropicalStormTaco> oh ok my bad
44:00 <Skirmish> Challenge for tonight. DO NOT eat 6 x Vanilla slices and 6 x cream/jam filled lamingtons. 
44:00 <faux> phew
44:00 <TropicalStormTaco> bai
45:00 <dematerialised> i have the voice of a post-gender-transformed train driver
45:00 <doctor> it's okay, i'm pretty forgivng
45:00 <robot> lol Skirmish.
45:00 <robot> i want some baklava
45:00 <Serenity> wtf Skirmish thasts fucking disgusting
45:00 <robot> (s) plural
45:00 <TropicalStormTaco> oh? I'm not.
45:00 <doctor> sounds good Skirmish but i dont want diabetees
45:00 <Skirmish> That would be fucking deliciously disgusting!!
45:00 <TropicalStormTaco> brb valium
45:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Pancreas can have a rest tomorrow. 
45:00 <robot> LOL
46:00 <robot> brb valium.
46:00 <amelia> oh that's right he said i talk like a teenager jus like faux
46:00 <doctor> just flush it out with bourbon
46:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahahaah
46:00 <faux> pancry ass
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi every1
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> hes heard me like once on teh radio
46:00 <faux> he can smd
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wouldnt mind some prescription drugs on PBS 
47:00 <amelia> not how you sound, how we talk
47:00 <amelia> wot we talk about
47:00 <faux> i wouldn't mind ur absence
47:00 <amelia> immature
47:00 <Skirmish> On the radio? Are you on the CB radio? 
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wana be like prince
47:00 <doctor> someone needs to meet up with him, show him how to behave like a gentleman
47:00 <doctor> dead?
47:00 <dematerialised> meels is a interstate trucker
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah.. 
47:00 <dematerialised> she does the long hauls
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i want the free meds he uses
47:00 <Skirmish> lol
47:00 <Skirmish> Listens to Kenny Rogers in her big rig. 
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah
48:00 <dematerialised> picks up hookers at the border stations
48:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
48:00 <amelia> toot ma horn when peeps do the signal
48:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: C.W. McCall - Convoy Views: 4,394,377 Uploader: Alamo YTC Germany Uploaded: Oct 8, 2012 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.81
48:00 <amelia> gotta keep the little ones happy
49:00 <Skirmish> Cooonvoooooooooy
51:00 <Matthew> goodbye tallone
51:00 <dematerialised> rip
51:00 <Matthew> yes...
51:00 <robot> whos gettin me socks
52:00 <Matthew> we are not your slaves.
52:00 <robot> rmelia
52:00 <amelia> arm
52:00 <robot> shhhhhhhhhhhh Matthew.
52:00 <Matthew> amelia from armenia
52:00 <Serenity> i need toe socks in my life
53:00 <dematerialised> i need  towas
53:00 <dematerialised> toes
54:00 <Matthew> welcome to Lumeah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
55:00 <Matthew> don't let the sunnn... go down on meeee... 
56:00 <dematerialised> dont let your sonnnnnnn
56:00 <dematerialised> go down on meeeeee
56:00 <TropicalStormTaco> k8 how is ur offspring ok
56:00 <robot> hello katers
56:00 <Skirmish> Ello Kate
56:00 <Matthew> oh why a wonderfully exquisite evening to the sunshine of the channel, katatonic_kate01
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u guyz
56:00 <TropicalStormTaco> brb sleepin
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
57:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the incredibly witty faux
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> flamin’ fantastical faux
57:00 <TropicalStormTaco> yes incredibly witty
57:00 <TropicalStormTaco> 27»28» 28ChanOP gives channel operator status to faux
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> would have been better matthew :P
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> howz the count down until HK matthew?
57:00 <faux> hi friens
57:00 <Matthew> TropicalStormTaco is a bit of a dick tbh
58:00 <dematerialised> wb faux i heard that taco guy was talking shit about you while you were gone
58:00 <Matthew> great!!! i leave in two days
58:00 <Matthew> i will pack friday
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!!! 
58:00 <TropicalStormTaco> matt u cunt ill fuck u
58:00 <Matthew> umm excuse me... leave
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ^^
58:00 <TropicalStormTaco> dicks fuck cunts aye
58:00 <couleurs> will be glad 2 c u gone Matthew... have a good trip m8
58:00 <Skirmish> I am going to Melbourne in November. I am going to make it a small sex tour but people need to keep it quiet since wifey is coming too. 
58:00 <Clarkson> yeah so fucking steve kilbey tells me all the time
59:00 <Matthew> "dicks fuck cunts aye" ... oh so eloquently put
59:00 <dematerialised> http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/717602-heard-you-were-talking-shit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im so full…  but I want to eat 900 falafel wraps 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is melb cup in Nov?
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fucking die george
59:00 <Matthew> couleurs, go and talk a walk in some heavy traffic mate ... do the world a favour
59:00 <Clarkson> Doodle how is that bitch magnet going ?
00:00 <Matthew> take a walk*
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love doodles ‘bitch magnet'
00:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHjRQjbHrE
00:00 <couleurs> wow... rude much
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl (Dirty Version) Views: 20,374,302 Uploader: GwenStefaniVEVO Uploaded: Nov 23, 2009 Duration: 3m28s Rating: 4.89
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m yet to convince doodle to draw eyes on his dick, and add a top hat
01:00 <Skirmish> That's right Doodle lives near melbourne! I can hire a car and head out there and do what anotherirc3r couldn't do. Seal the deal and get some doodle doodle. 
01:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01 ... what should i pack ?? . .
02:00 <Matthew> Weather forecast for tonight and tomorrow  Mainly cloudy with showers. Hot with sunny intervals tomorrow. Temperatures will range between 27 and 32 degrees. Moderate southerly winds, fresh offshore.  Outlook:  Hot with showers in the following few days.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> didnt anotherirc3r have sex with over 900 peeps?
02:00 <Clarkson> she wants to have her pussy wide open
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> short shorts
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> t-shirts
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> singlets
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sun screen
02:00 <Matthew> Bulletin issued at 19:02 HKT 29/Jun/2016  At 7 p.m. at the Hong Kong Observatory the air temperature was 29 degrees Celsius and the relative humidity 87 per cent.
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> been watching 3hrs on pawn shop tv on ch7
02:00 <Matthew> urgh...
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> humidity :|
03:00 <dematerialised> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/718/699/0d3.jpg
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> however. i’d rather be cold than deal wif the heat
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wall cat!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m dropping the cat off wif the inlaws this w/end
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so she doesn’t kill the baby....
04:00 <Matthew> good to hear the pussy will be under great care
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> for… 3 - 6 months 
04:00 <Skirmish> Siamese kitty? 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
05:00 <Skirmish> I ahve heard they are especially possesive and can smother new borns. 
05:00 <faux> someone jus sent me an unwanted dick pic and i am barfing to death
05:00 <faux> i replied with "lol rudolph the rednose reindick"
05:00 <faux> he hasnt replied...
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> any cat…
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ barfing to death
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ!!
05:00 <Matthew> so not a good looking penis??? couleurs, you really shouldn't be sending your pin dick pics out to others...
05:00 <Skirmish> Yes I know any cat can do it, just heard that the siamese are more likely to. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
06:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa atm 
06:00 <faux> nah itsdisgusting
06:00 <faux> i wanna upload it and show u guise
06:00 <faux> but i feel bad
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <couleurs> and i'm not partay u HoMo
07:00 <Matthew> what an excuse
07:00 <Matthew> "im on FIFA" 
07:00 <Matthew> get a fucking life
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> my cat jumps on my bedhead every morning…. and meows until I get up and feed her… I can just imagine she would jump into Jack’s bassinet in an attempt to get me up quicker 
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> r there gay ppl who arent into the gay scene
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i doubt it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I get up give her wet food, she sniffs it and looks at me to say, fuck off… what’s this shit… 
07:00 <Matthew> 11 and 12 year olds play with that shit
07:00 <Clarkson> where the fuck is LK?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 mins later… scoffs it down :|
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking cat!
07:00 <couleurs> FiFa rox, just cos you're feminine fingers can't handle da heat 
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <faux> boom
08:00 <faux> Matthew: it wasnt couleurs dont be Rude
08:00 <robot> yea u scabies penis
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <robot> hey cath
08:00 <Matthew> he is a cock ... which means I should like him, but he is a wart infested one
08:00 <Cath^> hi robot
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey cath!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagine warts on yo’ dick
09:00 <Cath^> kakey!!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> horrible stuff
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
09:00 <Cath^> i don't have a dick :/
09:00 <Clarkson> as if anyone would want to put up with some cunt boiling the kettle 24/7
09:00 <Matthew> don't need to imagine too hard... there is one amongst us
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi cath
10:00 <faux> lies
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew :P
10:00 <Cath^> hi georgeandwell_alpha
10:00 <robot> i put socks on and i feel warmer
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cath, please. We try and ignore the trolls by not speaking to them :P
10:00 <Serenity> eehehe dis bunny sah cute
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Matthew> simply irresistableeee... she's all mineee there's no otherrr way to goooo
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ cath
11:00 <robot> i feel like a donut
11:00 <Serenity> you dont look like one
11:00 <Cath^> :o
11:00 <Serenity> huhuhu
11:00 <Skirmish> I feel like 6 vanilla slices
12:00 <Serenity> you look like them
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is wif everyone on FB posting about “tomorrow” FB is gonna do this and this and this and if you don’t post this message it will happen to you too
12:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Vote 1: Animal Justice Party this election day!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT the actual fuck
12:00 <Skirmish> I do not >:|
12:00 <Serenity> people are idiots kate
12:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: ‘Because the animals are like us.’ Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: ‘Because the animals are not like us.’
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
13:00 <Serenity> hey VoiceForAnimals can you stfu ty
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hands voiceforanimals some bacon
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
13:00 <Serenity> mm bacon
13:00 <dematerialised> my favourite voice for animals is when they squeal being slaughtered
13:00 <VoiceForAnimals> why?  this is a chat room,  im entitled to talk like anyone else
13:00 <dematerialised> before being put on my plate
13:00 <Serenity> i swear to fuck after this surgery im buying a kilo and eating the lot
13:00 <Skirmish> Ask the experimenters why they won't just test on poor or retarded humans and it's because the protestors won't let them. 
13:00 <Serenity> no VoiceForAnimals you arent you're entiteld to stfu
14:00 <VoiceForAnimals> thats not even funny dem,  i'd bash u even if u were joking bout that
14:00 <dematerialised> its not faunny
14:00 <dematerialised> funny
14:00 <dematerialised> its true
14:00 <dematerialised> they squeal
14:00 <dematerialised> in pain
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> we don’t want to read your political agenda.
14:00 <dematerialised> right before they die
14:00 <VoiceForAnimals> its not about politics moron
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> anumals r food m8
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you’re spamming on irc - you really have no hope.
14:00 <VoiceForAnimals> its about animal rights
14:00 <VoiceForAnimals> humans are animals too
14:00 <Serenity> there was this... thing at the hospital today.. it was the size of a child but looked like about a 50 year old man.. sounded like a 4 year old
14:00 <Serenity> i was terrified
14:00 <dematerialised> those squeals are their souls
14:00 <dematerialised> escaping through their pores
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> is it ok to eat anumals
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <VoiceForAnimals> come here and say it demat
15:00 <dematerialised> i will
15:00 <dematerialised> give me your address
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s that disease called.....
15:00 <VoiceForAnimals> lets see how loud u squeal when i cut your thorat cuunt
15:00 <Serenity> i dunno but i was freaked out
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> haha
15:00 <dematerialised> lets do tihs VoiceForAnimals
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh is that the ice smoking moron ?
15:00 <VoiceForAnimals> 13 ozone st. Alberton
15:00 <Skirmish> VoiceForAnimals: I am all about people that protest to come up with solutions too. If we cannot test on humans or animals, what should we test products on? 
15:00 <couleurs> Picard would make a good wig tester
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> use the hammer method m8
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like cows
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ couleurs
15:00 <dematerialised> where is Alberton
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
15:00 <Serenity> you know in horror movies when kids laugh out of nowhere and it scares everyone.. thats what this things laugh was like
15:00 <dematerialised> do i have to buy a plane ticket?
16:00 <VoiceForAnimals> who gives u or any other fuck the right to play god on and living creature?
16:00 <dematerialised> because
16:00 <dematerialised> they are tasty
16:00 <Serenity> oh fuck off VoiceForAnimals
16:00 <dematerialised> and look good on my plate
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> many sperm die when i jizz
16:00 <Skirmish> I guess VoiceForAnimals doesn't have any suggestions and is just trolling. 
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i am god
16:00 <Serenity> cows sheep and pigs are bread exclusively for food, if you are too piss weak to eat meat thats your issue
16:00 <Serenity> not ours
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Progeria&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=717&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiipZPGm83NAhXDp5QKHZVOBrAQ_AUIBigB
16:00 <dematerialised> one day we humans were like
16:00 <dematerialised> i bet i could fuck that pig UP
16:00 <Clarkson> Bass`Babe85 : Been better. Had a shit night. How about you?
16:00 <dematerialised> and then we did
16:00 <dematerialised> and we ate it
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> the link, serenity
16:00 <dematerialised> and it was good
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> progeria
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i can creat 200mil lifes in one jizz
17:00 <VoiceForAnimals> nah cuunt,  its just what youve been brainwashed to believe
17:00 <VoiceForAnimals> ur just a dumb cuunt 
17:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <dematerialised> this guy
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck sakes
17:00 <Serenity> no our genetics tell us to eat meat you retard
17:00 <Serenity> like that kat cept his head was normal
17:00 <Skirmish> VoiceForAnimals: For every animal you save I will eat two. 
17:00 <Serenity> kate*
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i like to cum on a grls face i dunno why.. genetics 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah prolly that
18:00 <VoiceForAnimals> id have no problem slitting ur throat and eating u if i had a choice between u and an animal and could get away with it
18:00 <dematerialised> guy is like fight me cuuuuunt
18:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell_alpha: It's a dominance thing. Power over another person. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> Not genetics. 
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ok
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whatever man i dont think 2 much
18:00 <Serenity> why are vegans so angry? like its our fault they choose to be ballless twats
18:00 <Skirmish> Plus. You don't get women. So irrelevant. 
18:00 <VoiceForAnimals> @Serenity> no our genetics tell us to eat meat you retard  ...where did that load of bullshit come from,  your ass?
18:00 <couleurs> bet Matthew's vegan!!!
19:00 <dematerialised> judging by what ozone street looks like
19:00 <Serenity> no them eat i eat comes out me ass tho
19:00 <dematerialised> im gonna say VoiceForAnimals is a bogan
19:00 <Skirmish> Vegans are angry because they don't get bacon. Bacon is what keeps the world sane. Islamic world hate bacon ... all nuts. 
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mostly the complaining of the greens
19:00 <dematerialised> probably does drugs
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm bacon
19:00 <Serenity> soft cock who doesnt eat meat
19:00 <Serenity> yuck
19:00 <President_Trump> lol
19:00 <VoiceForAnimals> mmm  kates body on a bbq skewer
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i eat meat mlady
19:00 <Serenity> i bet hes got a top knot
19:00 <President_Trump> george eats dog
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhh it’s ice ice baby!
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dog dont taste good
20:00 <dematerialised> i bet he listens to john butler trio
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> eel or snake
20:00 <Serenity> and had a poof beard
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> bttr
20:00 <Skirmish> VoiceForAnimals: Are you aware that without eating meat, and later cooking and eating meat, the human species would never have evolved to what we are today? 
20:00 <Serenity> has*
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love how he comes here for attention.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Love it!
20:00 <Serenity> clearly not getting enough attention on fb kate
20:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Stop SPECIESIM!
20:00 <robot> how u doin kate?
20:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Stop SPECIESISM!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Exactly serenity, so he comes here.....
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> heh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> smokes some ice, to get some net rage happening
21:00 <Skirmish> I think VoiceForAnimals is just trolling and nothing more. Planning to go to Hungry Jacks later. 
21:00 <dematerialised> anyone seen my mate pliv?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m surprised he can type
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gay and green voter
21:00 <Serenity> after my operation im gonna eat a kebab with 3 different kinds of meat just for VoiceForAnimals
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya bes mate dem?
21:00 <dematerialised> yeah
21:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: With no salad! 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw… haven’t seen that dude since last aug when he smoked ice
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u gotta ask ali to make kebab 3 meat 4 u
21:00 <Serenity> no salad Skirmish just cheese
21:00 <dematerialised> ice is a hell of a drug
21:00 <Serenity> and sour cream
22:00 <VoiceForAnimals> The Animal Justice Party believes that the requirements of companion animals are inadequately understood. Nationally over 250,000 mostly healthy dogs and cats are put to death each year in pounds and shelters.
22:00 <Skirmish> A kebab only made from things that were produced by killing or exploiting animals. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah makes you become an obsessed psycho
22:00 <dematerialised> good
22:00 <dematerialised> stupid cunts should  stop buying dogs and cats for presents
22:00 <Serenity> meat cheese egg
22:00 <dematerialised> and eat them instead
22:00 <Skirmish> VoiceForAnimals has convinced me to throw out my olive oil and start cooking with duck fat. 
22:00 <VoiceForAnimals> afree demat
22:00 <Matthew> quarter pounder meal
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> voice for tards - take your political agenda else where you dumb fuck !
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> many of them cats r strays
22:00 <VoiceForAnimals> agree
22:00 <Serenity> LARD
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not desex
22:00 <dematerialised> we should eat all those cats and dogs in the shelters
22:00 <dematerialised> and not let them go to waste
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaa
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> catdog nachos!
23:00 <dematerialised> return them to the earth and all
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> many people own cats they breed then they just toss em
23:00 <Serenity> im thinking about making lil kill her rabbit so we can roast it
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then breeed more
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and more
23:00 <VoiceForAnimals> katatonic kate,  go take your sodium valporate and go back to your psych ward
23:00 <Matthew> who seriously would want to eat a pussy...
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
23:00 <Matthew> what a terrible suggestion
23:00 <Skirmish> I bet if you looked at the pictures from the dog eating festivals they have in asian countries you wouldn't be joking about it. :( it makes me cry errytime. 
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ive eating a few pussy in my time
23:00 <Clarkson> no shit i saw it too
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dont mean to boast m8
23:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Im reporting u to the RSPCA Sernity
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you’re aware of sodium valporate….. nice. I suggest you take 3 - 400 mgs and sleep it off mate
24:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
24:00 <robot> and remember, Matthew's way is right way
24:00 <Serenity> Serenity from the internet is hurting rabbits get her
24:00 <Matthew> no it isn't
24:00 <Matthew> stop putting words... or should I say pussy... in my mouth, robot
24:00 <VoiceForAnimals>  i suggest u take 3 bottles and die u useless piece of shit kate
24:00 <Skirmish> 'Hello, RSPCA? There is this person on the internet, she chats under the name Serenity. I want action taken. What? No this is not a prank call!'
24:00 <faux> whats the third meat Serenity 
24:00 <dematerialised> is piet for animals
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <dematerialised> its*
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> usually hav ta wipe my mouth after a pussy meal cos of all the girl cum
25:00 <Serenity> lamb chicken.. beef?
25:00 <Clarkson> beehhh: You take it up the ass you fat bangladesh cunt
25:00 <Serenity> bacon
25:00 <Serenity> iunno
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah see the RAGE 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha love it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> gets all ragey 
25:00 <Serenity> you piece of shit kate
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll get a PM soon asking for the husbands email
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he can send him logs
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell_alpha: Girl cum is just a name they made up for the fact it's a high percentage of urine. 
25:00 <Clarkson> well, you're services dick
25:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> it is??
25:00 <VoiceForAnimals> people like r are better off dead kate
26:00 <Serenity> english plz
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you projecting self hate voice?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps you need to speak to your psych?
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the term for gurl come is grool
26:00 <VoiceForAnimals> no  your interfering with my agenda
26:00 <dematerialised> alright im gonna go watch some philipino street whore porn
26:00 <dematerialised> by lovers
26:00 <dematerialised> +e
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or engage in some mindfulness?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps some meditation, it will help wif the rage
27:00 <Skirmish> http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> your agenda is to smoke ice
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wish the world was a better place
27:00 <Skirmish> Read that georgeandwell_alpha
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is illegal. So I suggest you stop.
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hmmmmmmm
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> okay
27:00 <Skirmish> Soooo, does this mean the liquid that’s being squirted during sex is urine? The team had already confirmed that it was coming from the bladder, so it’s a good bet. They compared the samples that had been bagged up during climax to the urine samples collected at the beginning of the study and found that in two of the seven women, the samples were both chemically identical. 
27:00 <VoiceForAnimals> dont need to,  im completely level headed advocating for animal rights,  I couldnt care what u think
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 no one gives a fuck about your agenda. 2. you’re an ice junkie so anything u type is redundant 3. fuck off. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above.
28:00 <couleurs> guys, they didn't cancel wimbelden
28:00 <VoiceForAnimals> says the schzophrenic?
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i reckon its just loss of bladdrr control or spasms
28:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell_alpha: So you've been wiping urine off your face. 
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats the squirit
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s a schzophrenic ?
28:00 <partay> Skirmish hooker urine 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> cant find that in the DSM 5
28:00 <VoiceForAnimals> since when does anyone listen to a schizophrenic like you
28:00 <Skirmish> Good for the skin they say ... or is that just baby wee? 
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well m8 doesnt bother me
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> id let a girl shit on my face once 
29:00 <faux> lolllll
29:00 <partay> georgie doesnt get out much
29:00 <VoiceForAnimals> stop wasting space and my time on here
29:00 <VoiceForAnimals> you're not worth arguing with
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> was good experience
29:00 <partay> faux go shit on georgies face
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.narconon.org/drug-abuse/methamphetamine/brain-damage.html <— you might wanna read that aye
30:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Vote 1:  The Animal Justice Party \
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m observing some brain damage…
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ice is very harmful
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps a 6 month drug rehab
30:00 <robot> every1 is upset 2nite
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i suggest WHOS
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll be working there soon, so we can be buddies!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i find quit somking hard 
30:00 <faux> somking
30:00 <faux> somqueen
30:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im glad i dont do hard drugz
30:00 <TropicalStormTaco> no smorking
31:00 <faux> golly
31:00 <VoiceForAnimals> only a deluded schizo asumes everyone else is on ice
31:00 <Serenity> or everyone talking like a fuckhead is on ic
31:00 <Serenity> e
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ice is much part of the gay scene
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… you’ve admitted to smoking ice.
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> You rant
32:00 <robot> irc*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re obsessive and harass people 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> constantly. Its what ice addicts do. 
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> greens want to legalise drugs
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can get a list… and the ch can assess your behaviours…. 
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its the same ppl m8
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> who never had a job in their lifes
33:00 <Serenity> oh is it plivo
33:00 <Serenity> how did i not pick that up
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> we’ll all concur that you’re a junkie ice using freak. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <faux> ur as cold as iiiice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice - ice baby
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh here we go the PM’s 
34:00 <robot> sry k8
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grlz 1r come over 4 fotoshoot
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> byo linergie
35:00 <couleurs> yea me
36:00 <Serenity> stop trying to cyber her robot gosh
36:00 <Serenity> shes a pregnant married woman
36:00 <TropicalStormTaco> lolz plz
36:00 <robot> sry Serenity
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0A current meth user can become so disorganized that he is unable to cope with daily life. His risk of becoming aggressive, nervous, irritable, violent, suicidal, delusional or psychotic is very high. Some people suffer from schizophrenia. These mental effects may improve but not disappear after a person stops abusing the drug.
36:00 <robot> excuse me
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is that not our ice using friend to a tea?
36:00 <robot> that's sexist
36:00 <Serenity> pre much exactly him
36:00 <robot> 'a current meth user'
36:00 <Serenity> tbh
36:00 <robot> 'his'
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows* thank you…..
37:00 <Skirmish> robot: Nobody cares about women. Patriarchy. Get with the program mate. 
37:00 <faux> linergie
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot, just don’t let me husband see our logs…. cos he’d flip the fuck out n’ stuff
37:00 <couleurs> *sip*
37:00 <robot> lol
37:00 <Serenity> thats it
37:00 <Serenity> im going to email him
37:00 <Serenity> brb
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK NO!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> my marriage is on the line
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
38:00 <Serenity> Dear Kates husband. Your wife is a slut on irc. Kind regards Serenity.
38:00 <Clarkson> you fuck around with the laptop too much
38:00 <Skirmish> His inbox is already full of Jerome emailing him about her cheating ways. Your email will end up rejected. 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> please serenity… please don’t send irc logs to my husband!
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u seem to h8 veges 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOl
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… hilarous
38:00 <Matthew> kate's behaviour is always impeccable tbh
39:00 <Serenity> u will ragrat da day u messed wiv me m8
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i had a dollar for every time icey said he’d email me husband, i’d have a new kitchen by now 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is an ice psychosis 
39:00 <Serenity> fucking christ the rabbit peed all over my foot
39:00 <Serenity> thats it hes def getting cooked now
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> run rabbit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> run, run run
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> do u eat dog
40:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/gFxUn5A.jpg
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or cat
40:00 <Serenity> who is george even talking to
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u wana come over 4 dinner
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats a lil cheesy dem
41:00 <dematerialised> i would fry her up
41:00 <dematerialised> and add some bacon
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dunno why westerners dont eat cat n dog
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm cheese n bacon
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its natural m8
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish peeps i know  would go to a burger place tomoz night for dinner 
42:00 <VoiceForAnimals> better be a vege burger
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or else?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re gonna hunt me down and kill me?
42:00 <Serenity> [8:40pm] <VoiceForAnimals> I have your ISP and will send this to the RSPCA
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what u think of tiger penis shark fin and bird saliva soup m8
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAH
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord
43:00 <Serenity> fucking hell rofl
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> snake gall bladder with vodka shots
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> full on psychosis now aye… 
43:00 <Serenity> halp rspca saranaty eats rabitz
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <VoiceForAnimals> id crush ur balls george
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh … fetish stuff is coming out now
44:00 <dematerialised> VoiceForAnimals yuo went to homebush yeah?
44:00 <Serenity> stilettos anyone
44:00 <couleurs> I have your RSPCA and will send this to the NRMA
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i guess your sex drive increases when you smoke too much ice
44:00 <Serenity> rofllll
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my balls have 200mil swimmer in em
45:00 <VoiceForAnimals> Ive done 2 years in jail, I got outlaw motorcycle links who youd never wanna meet, trust me
45:00 <dematerialised> lol
45:00 <faux> dpeaking of balls
45:00 <faux> hi Maurice 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LORD
46:00 <Maurice> Don't speak to me about balls
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'd believe that from the abuse you just threw my way VoiceForAnimals
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all it take is one sperm to make a humam
46:00 <Kelevra> bloody dickfaced cunt.
46:00 <dematerialised> jome thinks hes smart
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive been everywhere man!
46:00 <dematerialised> but he isnt
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isn’t
46:00 <faux> home
46:00 <VoiceForAnimals> you're not as anonymous as you think on here,  so dont make me take it all the way
46:00 <faux> dammit
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is just a meth user
46:00 <dematerialised> jerung
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <dematerialised> robert
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHA
46:00 <faux> jerung the cung
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hey m8 an8mals can speak for themselves
47:00 <faux> ye
47:00 <faux> just watch dr do little 
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> humans arent on top of food chain u know
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah aliens are
48:00 <Matthew> poo
48:00 <faux> dr poo little
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ppl would not live long in the wild
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u watch bear grills
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/products/106469843/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=2,version=1438923687/I-m-Famous-on-the-Internet.png 
48:00 <VoiceForAnimals> www.animalhopeandwellness.org-  Stop the Yulin dog meat festival in China!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> for icey mc ice
49:00 <faux> and stay out
49:00 <robot> and stay out -- faux
49:00 <faux> eheee
50:00 <Serenity> you're not as anonymous as you think on here, so dont make me take it all the way
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that bitch has issues
50:00 <Matthew> VoiceForAnimals PM'ed me requesting a vote for them on election day
50:00 <Matthew> I said no.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wezternets hav limited pallette
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so now he is gonna email your mum
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and dob on you?
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> chinese use all meays
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> meats
51:00 <Matthew> oh no!!!
51:00 <Matthew> dibber dobbers wear chocolate nappies
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you better watch the fuck out for that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> he’ll do it ok
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> or threaten to do it for 12 months. 
52:00 <Matthew> Picard used to do the same with me by threatening to call my work
52:00 <Loof> me irl https://scontent-lhr3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/12105012_1679638075623290_773555712_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxNzYxNTMyNTcxOTYwNDU5NA%3D%3D.2
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls 1r come over for midnight photo shoot in my apartment 
52:00 <robot> i do a lot of meth and have brain damage so i give people a hard time - VoiceForMoron
53:00 <partay> Matthew picard wants you to fuck him in the ass 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol trew party
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot
55:00 <partay> Picard is all talk... He would def take it.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he would def be a bottom
55:00 <robot> alright, i'm going to bed
55:00 <robot> goodnight!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn bot
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> THIS BOY IS A BOTTOM! *sings*
55:00 <partay> robot savin up for the gf
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im lyimg in bed eating sharkfin m8
56:00 <partay> georgeandwell dont you mean whale ?
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> endangered species 2
56:00 <robot> :P
56:00 <robot> ciao
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sharkfin 
56:00 <Matthew> picard can hope all he likes but my penis won't be touching him or vice versa
56:00 <Clarkson> not enough want to engulf my penis though
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and bird saliva soup
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_bird%27s_nest
57:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01, how are you feeling tbh ?
57:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/WP9pXIAa6aI
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> about?
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ultimate Car Wash Fail! Views: 119,822 Uploader: Reptileguy 112 Uploaded: Mar 25, 2016 Duration: 0m39s Rating: 4.56
57:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 is ready to assume the position
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_fin_soup
58:00 <Matthew> the upcoming changes in your life
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, excited tbh
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lil boy will be awesome n’ stuff.
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wonder if serenty is willing to go have bird nest soup with me
00:00 <dematerialised> im sure she's willing to turn your head into soup
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> time off from work…..
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay… 
00:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 day time soaps 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew no
00:00 <partay> day time wine 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’lll just find some old tv series and binge watch
00:00 <Matthew> Serenity wouldn't dine with you
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> women r only apprealing after theyve prepared themselves
01:00 <partay> Serenity would beat the shit out of you georgie 
01:00 <Serenity> what they said
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <partay> steal your wallet
01:00 <partay> find where you live and shit in your bed 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll be so glad when the kid is out, so I can eat food again. I had dinner bout 7 and i still feel full
02:00 <Matthew> kinda_boringmale, welcome... and now goodbye. You really are doing yourself no favours with a username like that.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Loof> least it's honest tbh
02:00 <Serenity> we're gonna both be food machines after our ops kate haha
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve only slowed down in the past few weeks, due to physically not being able to eat much
03:00 <Serenity> haha all that room being taken up
03:00 <Serenity> fuck thats a horrid feeling
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok by much.. i mean not having 700 kgs of somethimg in one sitting
03:00 <Matthew> couleurs may need to change usernames to kinda_smallgenitals
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it feels like im gonna vomit… 
03:00 <Serenity> or your bladder feeling like it holds a thimbles worth of pee
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Skirmish> Is it time to start eating mexican food and get the parasite out Kate? 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> c-section booked in skirmish
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ain’t pushing no kid out me vadge
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
04:00 <Serenity> 2 posh 2 push
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that’s what the MIL said
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted to slap her
05:00 <Serenity> haha
05:00 <Serenity> neither one or the other is easy. long as the kids out n safe who cares
05:00 <Skirmish> Too scared to be torn from fanny to asshole as the kid climbs out more like it. 
05:00 <couleurs> Matthew, I'm emailing your Fly Centre representative right now and am attaching your abusive logs towards me. Your flight to HK is going to be a short one.
05:00 <Clarkson> fucken ell bitch wants breakfast
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my mum said, oh what happens if you go into labour early… would you do a natural birth… I was like HELLLLLLL NO!
05:00 <Matthew> couleurs, lick my right knob sweat.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly serenity
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> too scared, yeah. I am. 
06:00 <couleurs> you wish!!!!!!!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t feel like potentally going through hours of pain
06:00 <Matthew> you have been really rude to me lately
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't the prospect of a doctor trying to put your fanny back together afterwards appeal to you? Don't know why not ... 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw…
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t wanna ruin me designer vagina
07:00 <couleurs> you started it
07:00 <Serenity> id be fucked if i ever had another baby i reckon it'd fly out after a sneeze with how fast my births go
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> im never having anymore
07:00 <Serenity> good plan
07:00 <Serenity> 2 is nice
08:00 <Loof> i'd give anything for another bb
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> the OBGYN was like… oh by 3 is the magic number
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> but**
08:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/wgs45O88YIo
08:00 <Serenity> nope
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Blind for Booty Views: 145,660 Uploader: Dave Farese Films Uploaded: Nov 8, 2015 Duration: 1m4s Rating: 4.74
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was thinking she must have been smoking crack
08:00 <Skirmish> lol midwife positions herself 3 metres away with a catchers mit and gets ready to catch as it flies out. 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
08:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Talk to wifey and discuss the prospect of another evil spawn. 
09:00 <Loof> yeah :)
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously :|
09:00 <Matthew> no you did actually fyi
09:00 <Serenity> could not think of anything worse hey
09:00 <Skirmish> Teach this one not to wreck your shit though. 
09:00 <Loof> lol yep hehe
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean i’m heaps excited…. but the nappies, night feeds…. epic
09:00 <Serenity> like today.. after thedrs n shit.. it was cold so i crawled into bed and napped for 40 mins.. it was marvellous
09:00 <Serenity> cant do that with babies
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sobs*
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum will be down for ages so i’m lucky really
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hubby is taking time off
10:00 <Serenity> that'll be good
10:00 <Skirmish> I was bragging to family the other week about how Ethan had decided he wanted a bowling ball of his own instead of using the ones that are for the public and he had paid for it himself. Then K went and ruined it and reminded me how he gets his money. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has so much long service leave, he could legit take 6 months off if he wanted to
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> how does he get his money?
11:00 <Skirmish> From me. 
11:00 <Serenity> pocket money i assume
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> but does he have to do stuff for it?
12:00 <Serenity> my kids dont get pocket money cause theyre lazy pricks
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child gets “incentives”
12:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/EWlMV8J.jpg
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ethan has things that he knows he has to do when he is with us. Helps out setting the table for dinner. Helps with the cooking, Cleans off the table and helps stack the dishwasher. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Shit like that I cbf'd doing whilst he is here basically. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> overlord
14:00 <Skirmish> It's been good though since we started his account we've not put out hands in our pockets for anything he wants like Playstation games or stuff for bowling. He has pays for all that himself and never complains. 
14:00 <Serenity> im going to shower then poke ShadowLurker with my diamond spec nipples when i get out
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> spech!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s good skirmosh
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
15:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nt34_zWwEE
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to set up a bank account for Rory + Jack
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15:00 <Skirmish> I had zero money sense when I was his age I would spend every dollar like I had a time limit on it. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m thinking cars when they’re older :|
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i still do lol
16:00 <faux> ill make love to youuuu
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> buy a new sports car crash it
16:00 <Skirmish> Ethan gets his L's in 6 months. Going to be interesting. 
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> money spent
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> done and dusted
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, i haven’t got mine yet
16:00 <dematerialised> lumeah will you make love to me?
16:00 <faux> r u afraid to drive Kate or just cbf
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly CBF
17:00 <Skirmish> If he is doing well we've told him he can have the Lancer if he has a job and can afford the insurance etc on it once I've paid it off. 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i had an accident on me L’s
17:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <faux> shit
17:00 <Skirmish> That would be hard to regain confidence from. 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just use the accident as an excuse…. oh the trauma… it’s too intense…. :P
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i live so close to the city… so transport is ok for me
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i alslmost crashed  today
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not my fault tho
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> if we move back to the central coast, i’d def have to get me licence...
18:00 <Loof> i wish cars didn't freak me out :/
18:00 <Skirmish> That's what I have to look up. The pre paid public transport cards for Melbourne
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> same as opal 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i think you have to pay for the card…. opal is freee
19:00 <Skirmish> Going to check our airbnb for accomodation too. 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have about… 5 opal cards with various amounts on each card lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I wanna do airbnb for me next holiday
20:00 <Skirmish> We go away next Thursday down to Nowra and we've organised the house we're staying in through airbnb. Same price as a hotel for a week but it's a two stoey shmick house with a sauna! 
21:00 <Maurice> I couldn't imagine not driving
22:00 <Maurice> We're going to a hotel tomorrow night, another spa to christen
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
25:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice. You should start a blog and rate these locations and the ease at which climax could be achieved in the spa. 
26:00 <dematerialised> about that time eh chaps
26:00 <dematerialised> night faggots
26:00 <dematerialised> nini @ amelia
26:00 <amelia> ni nis @ chuu
26:00 <Skirmish> I love airbnb. 3 nights in central melbourne 2bdr units with views for $520! 
26:00 <Skirmish> Night dematerialised
27:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, I'd have to rate on the size and shape of the spa too, and that sounds like too much effort
28:00 <faux> is there a way to stop fb spam
28:00 <faux> in me Others folder
28:00 <faux> from lame foreign cunts
28:00 <faux> this is the newest one
29:00 <faux> hi , would you like to see my big fair brown circumcised shaved dick ? he is very beautiful and sexy and attractive , and his cap is very round in shape and cute and big , you will like him , he is long and fat , he can be ur master or slave
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <Loof> gross
30:00 <couleurs> beehhh is everywhere
30:00 <faux> LOL
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Skirmish> Who here is actually a melbourne local? 
30:00 <Maurice> Did you say yes
30:00 <faux> His Cap
30:00 <faux> no Maurice  u sicko
30:00 <Maurice> We could have done with a laugh
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Maurice> You're such a spoilsport
30:00 <faux> good
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ faux
30:00 <couleurs> Matthew n Me
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is long and fat
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
31:00 <Matthew> do not get me involved in your pathetic shenanigans
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok i need sleep… i have to take a client out tomoz morning and do coffee… i so hope she wants cake too
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> so pray for cake peeps!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01>  :P
32:00 <Matthew> good night Cheryl
32:00 <tobor> lollllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <tobor> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/a-father-with-tourettes-syndrome-playing-a-game-of-cards-with-his-daughter/85065217/
33:00 <tobor> please stop what you're doing and watch that video - nsfw language
35:00 <tobor> ok thats all bye
36:00 <Matthew> dick
36:00 <couleurs> agreed.
36:00 <nubbymcnu> balls
36:00 <couleurs> Tourettes is not a Laughing Matter.
36:00 <Matthew> nice to see you agreeing with me for a change
36:00 <couleurs> also ebaumsworld wtf dude
36:00 <couleurs> i didn't know that still existed 
37:00 <nubbymcnu> everything is a laughing matter
37:00 <couleurs> we use the same tooth paste Matthew, we've practically kissed
37:00 <nubbymcnu> 1. yo face
38:00 <Skirmish> https://www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/11363763?checkin=30-11-2016&checkout=03-12-2016&guests=3&s=k2boCD4w
38:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2YIpZWBqA
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chris DeBurgh - Lady In Red Views: 17,661,546 Uploader: sphericthor Uploaded: Aug 14, 2007 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.88
38:00 <couleurs> is danceing with me CHEAK 2 CHEAK
39:00 <Matthew> yep
39:00 <faux> I AINT BOVVERED
40:00 <couleurs> there's a little TheRon in all of us...
41:00 <Matthew> don't compare me with that bowler
41:00 <Matthew> the only slight similarities in SOME music taste
41:00 <doctor> therons a good soul
41:00 <Matthew> he is, at times
42:00 <Matthew> better soul than others in here
42:00 <doctor> bit old fashioned but he's from the victorian wilderness
42:00 <Matthew> what!? born between 1840 and 1900?
47:00 <couleurs> West. End. Gerls.
47:00 <Matthew> good song. Pet Shop Boys.
47:00 <couleurs> yea it's better now than it was in the 80s
47:00 <couleurs> ahead of its time
48:00 <Matthew> good song to listen to after landing at heathrow and driving into city
50:00 <Skirmish> Hey Matthew are you a Melbourne lad? 
50:00 <Matthew> ya
50:00 <Skirmish> What are some nice suburbs to stay in close to the CBD? 
50:00 <Skirmish> Yarraville/St Kilda good? 
51:00 <Matthew> stay away from St Kilda
51:00 <Matthew> Yarraville... yeah, it's OK... maybe spend some extra dollars and go a bit further down the road, Williamstown
52:00 <Skirmish> What's wrong with St Kilda? 
52:00 <Matthew> too many drugs and dickheads
53:00 <Skirmish> Yeah fuck that. Might bump into Pieter. 
53:00 <Matthew> and please remember this is coming from a GAY guy...
53:00 <Clarkson> Come over cunt
53:00 <Matthew> TOO MANY GAY PEOPLE.
53:00 <Skirmish> lol ok St Kilda is off the list. 
55:00 <Skirmish> One of the places that is REALLY nice and has a lot of options is on St Kilda Rd across from Fawkner Park if you know where that is? 
55:00 <Matthew> yep. gay central.
56:00 <Matthew> my apologies... I thought you said Fawkner Street
56:00 <Skirmish> Looking at the map I think it's South Yarra? 
56:00 <Matthew> you shouldn't have many issues near Fawkner Park... yep, it's more Sth Yarra
56:00 <Matthew> generally good transport there as well
56:00 <Skirmish> Sweet. This place sounds awesome and even provides MYKI cards. 
57:00 <Skirmish> How much is public transport from Tullamarine to the city area? 
57:00 <Matthew> there is a Fawkner Street near Luna Park in St Kilda and it's prostitute heaven
58:00 <Matthew> you may need to get a sky bus from tullamarine to city ... probably in range of $10-15 pp
58:00 <Matthew> taxi from airport to city is usually $40+
58:00 <Skirmish> That's dirt cheap. Taxi from Newcastle Airport to the city is nearly $60!
59:00 <Skirmish> Uber would be thriving down there too. 
59:00 <Matthew> there are heaps of Uber options, yes
59:00 <Matthew> but taxi should be prepared to pay no less than $40 in non-peak time
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