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00:00 <Loof> and it's midnight *sigh*
00:00 <couleurs> *sip*
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve still got tv series to watch… and due to nana napping this arvo… i prob will finish em off and be a zombie tomoz
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> #firstworldproblmes
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> didnt u wotch lotza tellie m8 when u were waitin 4 da kid 2 ruin cunts
02:00 <Loof> you're right final penny dreadful ep was awesome
06:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/dhwPLtv.gifv
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> twas an awesome ep aye loof
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> but sad it’s over :(
09:00 <Loof> yeah
11:00 <Doodle> oh well fuck hey
11:00 <Clarkson> uve been eating alotta mens cum suq?
11:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Doodle> hows it going katatonic_kate01
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
12:00 <Doodle> how close are u to the kettle
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm i was gonna make toast
12:00 <Doodle> eeee
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> but seeing as you’ll get up
13:00 <Doodle> SO CLOSE THEN
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> fkn
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just…. some jam on toast thanks
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil bit of butter
13:00 <Doodle> i cant make tea me brane is fried
13:00 <Doodle> or toast
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> give it a try aye
13:00 <Doodle> study week next week!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll be right m8
13:00 <Doodle> hngg
13:00 <Doodle> lol fu
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah school holidays~
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS
13:00 <Doodle> i need it lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t have to take the child to school
14:00 <Doodle> me either
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rob Zombie - Get High.mp3 (3.16MB 128kbps Stereo 3:27)
15:00 <TheRiddler> why dont shops sell those tabs of butter and packets of jam
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> same cause they dont exist
15:00 <TheRiddler> for ppl visiting
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck i love sleeping in
16:00 <Doodle> cos it would be a pain in the arse TheRiddler
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it would be painful :P
17:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't want to waste so much butter
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> so use a scrape
17:00 <TheRiddler> for just 4 crumpets
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah crumpets are different
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm ight get some tomoz!
17:00 <faux> you can always take the tub home w u
18:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
18:00 <TheRiddler> I didnt want to do that
18:00 <TheRiddler> I was trying to limit shit
18:00 <TheRiddler> because of space
19:00 <Doodle> did u take crumpets to the shop and scrape butter out of a tub 
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> im sure the cow wont mind if u waste its butter
20:00 <TheRiddler> I bought the smallest bottle of honey I could find
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be nutbutter
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> you know you can like, buy small containers and portion things out from supplies at home
21:00 <TheRiddler> .
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont worry about jam or butter but my backpack does have a bunch of little pump bottles for dish wash detergant, sunscreen & lube
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> 20ml or something
23:00 <Doodle> rope, a knife, shovel
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> yeah ive got those
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> got one of those kids shovels for sandpits
24:00 <TheRiddler> tarp, garbage bags
24:00 <Doodle> lime
24:00 <TheRiddler> ferterlizer
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah tarps are aids... and coles bags are free
24:00 <TheRiddler> fertilizer*
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> zip lock sandwich bags are fuckin handy though
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> and freezer bags
27:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNpBSKjFXxQ
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BOB LOG III - Boob Scotch (official music video) Views: 2,996 Uploader: Conniption Hammerlessnail Uploaded: Oct 2, 2015 Duration: 2m52s Rating: 5.00
29:00 <couleurs> Mmmmm. Boob. Scotch.
29:00 <Doodle> or
29:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxVGbwClvQY
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bob Log III - I Want Your Shit On My Leg Views: 276,133 Uploader: cjohnson22463 Uploaded: Jul 29, 2008 Duration: 4m48s Rating: 4.75
29:00 <Doodle> if thats more your thing
31:00 <couleurs> I'm da Scatman
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle….
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> im worried bout you :P
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> now make me toast please
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash yo hands too
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> i just made tea
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah kk
33:00 <Doodle> 2latem8
34:00 <TheRiddler> [20:47] <dematerialised> he'd dress his kids in potato sacks if hecould
35:00 <TheRiddler> [20:48] <TheRiddler> the image of picard in a potato sack
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> I still find the image funny
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Loof> cmon Loof get tired
46:00 <Loof> milo might help
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> mindfulness…
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> breathing / meditation
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> can sometimes help
52:00 <Loof> you have a good heart
52:00 <Loof> hope this world doesn't change that
55:00 <erlich> when i feel sleepy i put on a sermon from some random pastor 
55:00 <erlich> i mean, when i want to be sleepy
55:00 <erlich> their tone and pace makes you ZzzzZZzz
56:00 <faux> mm pasta
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <erlich> what's up Loof ?
56:00 <erlich> any news
56:00 <erlich> have not talked to you for some time
57:00 <erlich> xm here
57:00 <Loof> off weed a year, no more anger and depression, just overwhelming fear/anxiety now
57:00 <erlich> i had my little 'holiday' a few months ago if you know what i mean
57:00 <Loof> oh shit
57:00 <erlich> for about a month 
57:00 <erlich> yeah, it seems there is no escaping any affliction
57:00 <Loof> can i pm?
57:00 <erlich> it's a wheel of misfortune
57:00 <erlich> sure
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <faux> :(
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many peeps experience anxiety 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it appears to be almost at epic rates….
59:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any feelings
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
59:00 <dematerialised> my penis does though
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well peeps experience trauma in lots of ways….
00:00 <Loof> i feel like things are too good
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> brain chemistry and all that super interesting stuff
01:00 <Loof> it can't last
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:00 <Loof> feels like the calm before the storm
01:00 <Loof> hard to explain
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a counsellor or psych to speak to?
02:00 <Loof> yeah but my psychiatrist is hopeless
02:00 <erlich> with bipolar when i feel great i wonder if it will last or if it's even real, as i realise brain chemicals can deceive you
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol most are… they pre scribe drugs
03:00 <Loof> yeah he's like looking at his watch every minutes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> see a clinical psych or counsellor...
03:00 <erlich> yeah, most psychiatrists only go for 15 mins in their sessions i believe
03:00 <Loof> then just trys to put me on more pills
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. you need to see someone else too
03:00 <erlich> counsellors or psychologists are better if you have got your meds under control
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
04:00 <Loof> i never used to have this fear when i was on weed, felt industructable
04:00 <Loof> now it's just guilt for the people of hurt and fear of karma
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. but is it rational thougts
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> logical stuff…. 
05:00 <Loof> any little thing that goes wrong relates to someone is going to come and harm my son
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you prob just need to work through some of the guilt stuff with a counsellor… and get a dif perspective 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and logically, has your son been harmed?
05:00 <erlich> psychologists are suited to reframing your narrative
05:00 <erlich> for*
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep CBT
06:00 <erlich> they wanted me to try that
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you should, if you think it will work… it’s pretty epic
06:00 <erlich> but i only go nuts once in a full moon, but i also recover very quickly
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <erlich> my sort of crazy is psychosis, where i think im a prophet of God or something
07:00 <erlich> i still deal with other things but it's manageable and no one really notices it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah…. normal psychosis stuff
07:00 <erlich> yes, they often take religious themes
07:00 <erlich> for some people it's aliens
07:00 <Loof> i'm going over the top with praying, i pray like 98729837423 times a day
07:00 <Loof> it's redic
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> the amount of clients who have told me god is speaking to them, and im going to hell is quite a lot actually lol
07:00 <erlich> before aliens were big in pop culture it was witchcraft...accusing the occult etc
07:00 <Loof> all i think about is God
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
08:00 <thestig> erlich i am having a pot of tea
08:00 <thestig> like a real man
08:00 <erlich> katatonic_kate01: do they say it in a matter of fact tone?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
08:00 <erlich> i find that the craziest people dont get all angry when you disagree
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <erlich> but that is anecdotal
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, depends what they’re ranting bout in my experience
09:00 <erlich> if they beleive in it for emotional reasons that's another story
09:00 <erlich> believe*
09:00 <Loof> i feel so dumb today
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> like… i was a fake smiler… so that was pretty bad apparently
09:00 <Loof> everything everyone is talking about is going over my head
09:00 <erlich> lmao i know when im psychotic all the micro gestures get amplified
10:00 <erlich> so a little fake smile might seem like a scene from a sitcom
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, try cutting down your praying - like reduce it to 3 times a day… 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… it was epic… because i try not to laugh…. 
10:00 <erlich> Loof: depression affects your thinking
10:00 <erlich> when im down i find it hard to understand things i could before
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like…. do you need to go to the basement to scream it out (it was on her care plan)
11:00 <erlich> and slower too
11:00 <Loof> i feel like if i don't pray satan will send them
11:00 <thestig> erlich still faking a.d.d lol
11:00 <thestig> biggest troll
12:00 <Tim-Sim> micro gestures?
12:00 <Loof> thestig leave him alone, he's a good guy, attack me i'm shit
12:00 <erlich> like small facial movements
12:00 <Tim-Sim> how do you know what they mean though?
12:00 <erlich> you dont, that's the nature of psychosis
12:00 <Serenity> well you dont thats the point
12:00 <Serenity> psychosis isnt rational
12:00 <erlich> you interpret them through your own crazy lens
13:00 <Tim-Sim> so you misinterpret them?
13:00 <Loof> everything gets exajurated
13:00 <Loof> wish i could spell
13:00 <erlich> even if they are logically inconsistent a crazy mind can still make it fit
13:00 <Serenity> its not even real for it to be rational
13:00 <Serenity> exaggerated loof haha
13:00 <Loof> ty :)
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> its your own reality basically
13:00 <Serenity> loof do you find things easier or harder since stopping the weed
14:00 <Loof> less anger/depression, now it's just fear
14:00 <Loof> and feeling dumb
14:00 <Loof> i was so confident before
14:00 <erlich> it's like your brain is wired to be in REM dreaming mode but the senses are fully awake
14:00 <Serenity> for what its worth i dont think you're dumb
14:00 <Loof> ty :)
14:00 <Serenity> theres a difference between not knowing information and being actually stupid
14:00 <Serenity> i dont think youre stupid
15:00 <Loof> all i know about is web dev
15:00 <Loof> everything else i'm lost
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> he would be if he didnt like walking dead ….. like some *coughs* :P
15:00 <Serenity> the good thing about that though is theres always a way to learn anything youre interested in
15:00 <Serenity> the walking dead is boring ok
15:00 <Serenity> you be quiet
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
15:00 <Loof> yeah but when i ask newbie questions it just shows my ignorance, it's like there is such a thing as stupid questions
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh. You learn though asking questions.
16:00 <Tim-Sim> and making mistakes
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you don’t ask, you don’t know….
16:00 <Loof> males see it as weakness not being able to work things out yourself
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> google?
17:00 <erlich> i still ask questions even when i know the answer. sometimes another person's answer will answer something else related or reinforce it into your memories
17:00 <Loof> yeah google works a lot of the time :)
17:00 <Serenity> what males though loof? like.. are the ones who think that actually worth worry about?
17:00 <Loof> thankfully
17:00 <Serenity> i find those kind of 'men' are moronic themselves
17:00 <erlich> people can tell how smart you are by the direction of questions too
17:00 <Loof> like TheRiddler calling me a retard earlier when i asked newbie questions about politics
17:00 <Tim-Sim> And by the results of an IQ test
18:00 <erlich> tsk tsk TheRiddler
18:00 <Serenity> yeah but thats ash to be fair
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well.. the level of knowledge you have about a specific topic
18:00 <Serenity> not everyone knows everything about all topics
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no IQ tests measure a certain type of knowledge
18:00 <Serenity> i dont know squat about politics
18:00 <Serenity> im not dumb
18:00 <President_Trump> i know everything about all topics
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course you do.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> given your name, i assumed that.
19:00 <Serenity> that whole if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree etc
19:00 <Tim-Sim> katatonic_kate01: Are you telling me you cannot tell if somebody is intelligent by an IQ test?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i’m saying tha IQ tests measure a specifc type of intelligence. 
19:00 <Loof> i just feel overwhelming love since i've come back to #melbourne
19:00 <Loof> did i say that already ?
19:00 <Lumeah2> street n book smarts. 
19:00 <Serenity> that is because we are amazing
19:00 <Serenity> obv
19:00 <Loof> even for the trolls
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> There are diffrent forms of intelligence which cannot be measure by ‘IQ’ tests
20:00 <Loof> i've been alone so long
20:00 <Lumeah2> poor loof
20:00 <Loof> all good now :)
20:00 <Serenity> my son is 8 and his english/math/science are all around about grade 9 levels
20:00 <Serenity> he would fail an IQ test
20:00 <Serenity> because he doesnt test well
21:00 <Serenity> he is by no means dumb nor would he have a low IQ if he tested resonably
21:00 <erlich> my verbal IQ was pretty bad in year 2. i was pretty much one of the worst. they had those graded booklets that you took out and scored yourself at the end. all the girls were 3 steps ahead
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. all the psych testing is strange
22:00 <doctor> IQ tests are great at testing how well you do at IQ tests
22:00 <doctor> that's about it
22:00 <doctor> there's some correlation between high IQ and higher paying jobs, but that can be explained by cultural factors
22:00 <Serenity> ants teachers asked for one to be done and his paed and psyche said no
22:00 <Serenity> it wouldnt prove anything
22:00 <erlich> ive heard that IQ tests for children are wildly inaccurate
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
22:00 <Serenity> the paed said that erlich
23:00 <Maurice> I got Cal to do one and he got over 140, but he's just your all round nerd
23:00 <Serenity> he said he would most likely come back with a low score when we know by academic achievements alone thats not true
23:00 <Serenity> but then he has ASD as well so that comes with a whole other load of challenges
23:00 <Maurice> I was eating cheese and bacon dip with a spoon and my spoon broke :(
24:00 <doctor> yeah, most people don't rely on IQ tests anymore. for kids they used to use the binet scale which was contorted by racist americans to exclude black and mexican kids for white kids
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> the teacher gets a result and starts treating him accordingly ? sif 
24:00 <erlich> actually i know someone that got 130 in highschool then as an adult got 90
24:00 <doctor> they also applied a more age appropriate one for the military and it was determined that most cadets were legally retarded
24:00 <doctor> so they ditched it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos your brain srinks with age and you become dumb - duh :P
24:00 <Maurice> SRINKS
24:00 <doctor> they have the trimetric scale now that takes into consideration more factors, which is a bit more appropriate
24:00 <Serenity> everyone knows you are your most intelligent when you'er a teenager
24:00 <Maurice> That just proved your point :P
24:00 <Serenity> duhh
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> see
24:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> its happening now
25:00 <Maurice> Coz teenagers know everything
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> correct
25:00 <Serenity> im interested to see how ant pulls up on NAPLAN tbh im not expecting much which is sad
25:00 <Serenity> but.. eh its not the end of the world
25:00 <Maurice> I'm expecting nada from Bo coz he's not very smart
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly,,,
26:00 <erlich> what if the smartest people are playing dumb. what if all those people in old folks homes are faking dementia. and when their relatives leave they go back to their swinger parties so no one will suspect a thing
26:00 <Maurice> 2 out of 3 aint bad
26:00 <Serenity> haha
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> im expecting my child’s teacher to go back to fucking uni and learn some stuff and things
26:00 <Clarkson> what shit Daniel?
26:00 <Serenity> its frustrating just for me really because we know what hes capable of but it just doesnt come out well in testing
26:00 <doctor> they've got years of experience to fool us naive, younger folks
26:00 <erlich> ive had plenty of psychotic episodes of where everything is inverted
26:00 <Loof> Serenity try heaps of hobbies
26:00 <Serenity> im gonna miss his teacher next year
26:00 <erlich> the dumb are smart, the smart are dumb
27:00 <doctor> schools crap, dw about it. your kids are there just to keep them off the streets
27:00 <Loof> try him with coding
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh mine was ok, until she starts making lame claims….
27:00 <Serenity> he can hack your computer in about 10 mins lol
27:00 <Maurice> Serenity it sucks how the teachers can only teach the kids for 2 yrs
27:00 <Serenity> hes pretty ontop of all that
27:00 <Maurice> In a row that is
27:00 <Serenity> yeah it does suck Maurice i wanna keep her
27:00 <doctor> education is largely an individual thing, they'll know how to do the tests in their own time
27:00 <Maurice> J's year 2 and 3 teacher was a hard arse but she was awesome
27:00 <Maurice> You should see how neat those kids can write
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Maurice> Coz she wouldn't tolerate messy writing lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
28:00 <erlich> they would become amazing doctors then
28:00 <Serenity> doctor my sons teacher has pretty much said exactly that
28:00 <erlich> doctors that could have their writing understood for once
28:00 <Serenity> she said he will get there in his own time when hes ready and its not going to be the end of the world if its now or in a few years
28:00 <Maurice> My son is nearly 10 and his writing is waaaay neater than mine
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can never understand Dr’s writing
28:00 <doctor> yeah exactly
28:00 <Serenity> all it will mean is that he has learned how to take a test not how smart he is
28:00 <doctor> that's a smart teacher, well done to them
29:00 <erlich> katatonic_kate01: i get furious i can never read the FOI documents from the shrinks
29:00 <erlich> i want to know what they said
29:00 <Serenity> shes been really amazing
29:00 <Maurice> And really, how many tests do you have to take in your everyday job
29:00 <erlich> so it's effectively all black blocks to me
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol they don’t type it?
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/an1KWyE_700b.jpg
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdos
29:00 <erlich> no, they write it in the wards
29:00 <erlich> the nurses do too
29:00 <erlich> well, in WA at least
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting
30:00 <erlich> they are from observations of the day and when the doctor checks in
30:00 <Serenity> one day i will continue with my psyche stuff its all so facinating to me
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> progress notes are sometimes typed…. in my experience
30:00 <Loof> you can do it Sez
30:00 <Serenity> i literally got like 2 units in got to fucking statistics and threw it in
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> stats is the worst
31:00 <Serenity> it fucking sucks
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> then you have to go do…. 2  years in a practice...
31:00 <Serenity> ill get there eventually
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> or whatever it is… something like tha in NSW anyway
31:00 <Loof> i'll be sad if you waste your brain
31:00 <Loof> you can do eet
31:00 <Serenity> my bro didnt get his degree till he was 35 ive got 5 years lol
31:00 <erlich> i never waste my brain. i sit here reading the IRC window waiting for an opportunity to say something witty
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> clinical neuropsyc is pretty interesting
32:00 <Loof> lol i'm addicted to irc
32:00 <Serenity> ive come to the realisation im gonna die here
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, pretty sure we are all addicted 
32:00 <Serenity> everyone will have to join #serenitysfuneral
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a habit :P
32:00 <Loof> i'm just addicted to you guys
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> streamed by your kids lol
33:00 <Serenity> ant will be here hacking everyone
33:00 <Serenity> or giving out free xbox money
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Loof> oooh get him certification!
34:00 <Loof> hell yes!
34:00 <Loof> ethical hacking
34:00 <Serenity> he lost his xbox for like 2 months for hacking xbox live
34:00 <Loof> ehd
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
34:00 <TheRiddler> mirc version 70.15
34:00 <erlich> 235761239581238591239851 days over trial
34:00 <Serenity> roflll
34:00 <TheRiddler> hacking xbox live how?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> meanwhile my child is dressing up like a cat, pretending to be a cat
35:00 <Loof> every kid is smart in there own way
35:00 <TheRiddler> aww cute
35:00 <Serenity> i dont know how but was giving himself money to buy games
35:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Serenity> i dont know how he does most of the shit he does
35:00 <TheRiddler> that's creepy as shit
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Serenity> he hacked all the parental controls on the network n laptop too
35:00 <TheRiddler> freaky even
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my child just takes money.. and has been apparenlt shouting her friends shit at the canteen
36:00 <Loof> he's just lacking motivation for testing
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently*
36:00 <Loof> he can use his brain when he needs to
36:00 <Serenity> he had asd loof he doesnt cope well under pressure
36:00 <TheRiddler> he'll be the next crash overide
36:00 <Serenity> he also has a photographic memory for numbers
36:00 <erlich> how good is he with that?
36:00 <Serenity> so if he sees your credit card number or your password.. or anything.. he remembers it
37:00 <Loof> i tested positive for "possible autism spectrum disorder" on an online test
37:00 <Serenity> pin numbers etc
37:00 <Doodle> peen numbers
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> what your peen number doodle?
37:00 <Doodle> 1.1
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> show me, i’ll remember
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> NO
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
37:00 <Doodle> U WONT
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah prolly not
38:00 <Serenity> he's very high functioning so compared to some other kids he is perfectly fine mostly its social and behavioural isues we have problems with
38:00 <erlich> if i had a nephew like that id use him to pick up chicks. get them to give them my nephew their number and if he can then it's a date
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cant remember what happened last week
38:00 <Serenity> and he has adhd ontop of it so thats fun
38:00 <Serenity> lol erlich
38:00 <Loof> i'm eating chicken sausages, they're cold but still
38:00 <Serenity> fuck i want sausages
39:00 <Maurice> Yuck
39:00 <erlich> ive studied with people that had asperger's and no one knew -- but that was after they were 18
39:00 <Maurice> Sausages are the work of the devil
39:00 <erlich> i think it gets better with age
39:00 <erlich> but they still had their meltdowns... it's not a pretty site
39:00 <Serenity> it absolutely does erlich
39:00 <erlich> but it was rare
39:00 <Maurice> Also, my neice in England told me her other aunty has a cat called sausages
39:00 <Maurice> And hes fat and orange
39:00 <Serenity> ant has what would have been classed as aspergers before they classified everything under asd
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> the chicken ones from woolies with camembert and onion are delish
39:00 <erlich> i think it was IBM that has a program to hire a little team just for people who has asperger's
39:00 <Loof> try chicken sausages Maurice ;)
39:00 <Maurice> I have
39:00 <Serenity> the mt barker chicken snags are amazing
39:00 <Maurice> I don't like them fullstop
39:00 <Loof> ah
40:00 <Maurice> I don't eat hotdogs either
40:00 <TheRiddler> ant will be given a job with norton antivirus soon
40:00 <TheRiddler> :p
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot dogs are feral
40:00 <Serenity> we've estimated by the time he is in highschool he should be pretty much normal functioning
40:00 <Serenity> if we continue with his therapies etc
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i buy the veg hot dogs
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i dont wanna eat arsehole
40:00 <Serenity> i had a bite of a regular sausage the other day and almost vommed
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child and husband can eat the ‘meat’ ones
41:00 <Serenity> not eating all that stuff for so long is changing how things taste
41:00 <Tim-Sim> 4 'n' Twenty Pies, lips and arseholes
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it totally would
41:00 <Maurice> SEZZ http://comicbook.com/2016/06/24/deadpool-2-to-start-filming-at-the-beginning-of-next-year/
41:00 <Serenity> it just tasted so greasy n yuck
41:00 <erlich> i don't have asperger's but i have double the chance of having autistic children. they've found that programmers/engineers are twice as likely to have autistic children
41:00 <Serenity> :O ~
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate pies, not from a bakery
41:00 <Loof> wasm
41:00 <Maurice> I wont eat pies unless I make them, fuck knows what they put in them
41:00 <Loof> sorry
41:00 <erlich> i do have many of its traits but im not that affected
41:00 <Loof> wasn't deadpool awesome
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
42:00 <Serenity> if i were to have any more children they would have a high chance of having asd
42:00 <Serenity> ants children have a very high risk
42:00 <Serenity> i say risk but honestly its not been that much of a negative for us.. its been a learning curve but thats about it
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Maurice: they out in all the bits that people wouldn't buy because they look too bad
42:00 <Doodle> ant has kids????
42:00 <Maurice> Going by this morning, my kids have a high chance of having asshole kids
42:00 <Clarkson> as has your vagina
42:00 <Doodle> jeez
42:00 <Maurice> I wanted to bury them under the fish pond
42:00 <Doodle> looool
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Maurice: they PUT in all the bits that people wouldn't buy because they look too bad
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
42:00 <Loof> my psych says i'm too good at communicating to have it but the online test said i did
43:00 <Serenity> your psyche is an idiot
43:00 <Serenity> some people with asd have perfectly fine communication skills
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Loof: do you have a good diet?
43:00 <Maurice> The middle kid punched the oldest in the back and shoved him into the bookcase
43:00 <Loof> it would make sense if i have it
43:00 <Maurice> So I slapped the middle kid and told him not to hit..
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Loof> no Tim-Sim
43:00 <Serenity> lil pushed ant into the glass doors in the dining room today
43:00 <Serenity> shes lucky it didnt break
43:00 <Maurice> There must be something in the air
44:00 <Maurice> They're acting right off
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes it is
44:00 <Doodle> i shut tucker's finger in the tank door didnt i eddie
44:00 <Serenity> shes pmsing the bitch
44:00 <TheRiddler> it's full moon
44:00 <Maurice> Oh, maybe thats what mine have
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine was practicing to be a clown…
44:00 <Maurice> PMS
44:00 <Loof> i'm tempted to hit zac sometimes, god he needs it, but i wont
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol aww
44:00 <Serenity> i can tell straight away when shes pmsing cause she turns into devilwoman
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> what do you mean a clown?
44:00 <Maurice> And thats why your kid smashes your phones and tablets
44:00 <Loof> exactly
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Loof: bacteria in the intestines produce chemicals that effect the brain, serotonin for example is mostly produced in the gut
45:00 <Doodle> damn
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> she said, mum when i grow up im going to be a clown… so i hav to practice being silly now....
45:00 <Serenity> show her the movie clown
45:00 <Loof> yeah i had someone saying to me the other day "probiotics man"
45:00 <Serenity> that'll scare her off
45:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
45:00 <Maurice> Make her watch IT
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> then jumped around and juggled shit
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i may just do that actually
45:00 <Serenity> try some fish oil loof
46:00 <TheRiddler> cute
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying riddler :P
46:00 <Serenity> yeah make her watch it she wont like clowns and wont shower ever again
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> annoyingly cute :p
46:00 <erlich> lolllll
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then the school cuntsoller will have something to say bout that
46:00 <TheRiddler> just make her watch that kids show
47:00 <Serenity> hearing voices and non compiant
47:00 <Serenity> compliant rofl
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
47:00 <TheRiddler> whos afraid of the dark
47:00 <Loof> can you fuckers stop being so interesting, i need to sleep!
47:00 <Doodle> same
47:00 <Serenity> haha
47:00 <Serenity> im going in a min i turned my heater off now its getting cold
47:00 <Doodle> fucking just realised new blinds at 9am
47:00 <Loof> addicted
47:00 <Clarkson> mandys no where near u cunt
47:00 <TheRiddler> err
47:00 <Doodle> :(
47:00 <Maurice> It's the blind man, you wont need pants!
47:00 <TheRiddler> *are you afraid of the dark
47:00 <Doodle> rofl
48:00 <Serenity> hopefully tomorrow goes fast
48:00 <Serenity> surgeon wednesday morning
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ive got a scan tomoz
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> another one
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure how many they’re gonna give me
48:00 <Maurice> Aren't you due yet
48:00 <Maurice> Can you stop being so slow
48:00 <Serenity> hopefully hes like.. ooh ive just had a cancellation come on on the weekend
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wiish
48:00 <Serenity> in on
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> they prob operate on specific days
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMmgdiwTG5s
49:00 <Serenity> prob
49:00 <TheRiddler> this 1
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Are You Afraid of the Dark? | S01E02 | The Tale of Laughing in the Dark Views: 75,605 Uploader: Midnight Society Uploaded: Oct 19, 2013 Duration: 24m6s Rating: 4.86
49:00 <Serenity> ike 1 day a month
49:00 <Serenity> public pricks
49:00 <TheRiddler> kid friendly
49:00 <TheRiddler> :p
49:00 <Loof> sure
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then if your specalist operates at the specific hospital
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how bad the gall stones are and if mrs 90 year died waiting…. you’re in next
50:00 <Serenity> yer this guy works at the hosp near here thats how the referal system works over here
50:00 <Serenity> you get sent to your nearest and the surgeon sees you as an outpatient of that hosp
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same deal ere
51:00 <Serenity> im gonna cry until he feels bad for me
51:00 <Serenity> cause i seriously cnanot keep going on like this
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> did u see the specalist?
51:00 <Serenity> no i dont have to
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> who goes thall be $200 bucks….and yep you have gallstones
52:00 <Serenity> ive already had all the tests and ultrasounds n stuff
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh lucky you
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so did i… 
52:00 <Loof> my wife is trying to send me to the doctors for my headaches, fuck that
52:00 <Serenity> i dont get as many headaches these days its so good
52:00 <Loof> i'll just take a panadol every day
52:00 <erlich> if your wife comes in with you, they will know the source of your headaches
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Loof> so true
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Loof> i went a few months ago got blood tests, they couldn't find anything
53:00 <Loof> they're useless
54:00 <Serenity> im in like90% less pain everywhere since losing weight
54:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
54:00 <TheRiddler> sleep in tomorrow
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
55:00 <Loof> that's good sez, you look pretty as fuck
55:00 <Clarkson> hostel2 had a lot of beautiful tits
56:00 <Loof> i wish i could lose weight
56:00 <Loof> but damn meds
56:00 <Loof> all cauise weight gain
57:00 <Loof> i used to be pretty
57:00 <Serenity> aw thanks
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna see before and after pics one day
59:00 <Serenity> ill show ya soon
59:00 <Serenity> problem is theyre all in my hndies lol
59:00 <Serenity> undies**
59:00 <Serenity> im 2.4kg from losing 50
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
00:00 <Loof> 50kg?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure you won the weight loss challenge
00:00 <Loof> now i'm worried
00:00 <Loof> EAT!
01:00 <Loof> EAT CAKE NOW!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gained 50 kgs i recckon :P
02:00 <Serenity> hahah 
02:00 <Serenity> worried? no need  to be worried lol
03:00 <Loof> cool
06:00 <erlich> loof just wants to lose weight so he wont have to fight me in the heavy weight division
06:00 <erlich> coz i will win
06:00 <erlich> n sit on him!!!
06:00 <Loof> lol man i'm slow and fat
06:00 <erlich> ill out fat any of you
06:00 <Loof> and can barely see
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <erlich> brb - licking piza fingers
07:00 <Loof> asians wear fat well tho
07:00 <Loof> i've got manboobs
07:00 <erlich> perhaps i should get a manbun, so i will look sumo
08:00 <Loof> i gotta show you zac now man, my little chinaman <3
08:00 <erlich> my cousin has the most adorable eurasian babygirl
08:00 <Loof> man they're all so beautiful
08:00 <erlich> and ill be an uncle next year XDDDDDDDDDD
08:00 <Loof> awww yeah!
08:00 <erlich> can.not.wait
08:00 <Loof> congrats!
09:00 <erlich> and the kid will also be eurasian
10:00 <erlich> plenty of eurasians on my side
10:00 <Loof> awesome
10:00 <Loof> i'm all for expanding the eurasian race :)
11:00 <erlich> im not good with time. how old is zac  now?
11:00 <Loof> 5!
11:00 <Loof> can you believe it
11:00 <erlich> is that kindy age yet
11:00 <erlich> it would be soon right
11:00 <Loof> yeah
11:00 <Loof> grade 1 next year
11:00 <erlich> whoaaa
11:00 <Loof> i know right
12:00 <Loof> time flies
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
16:00 <erlich> tiem for me to bail too
16:00 <erlich> i get really groggy if i dont sleep enough
16:00 <erlich> nite all
19:00 <Loof> i might do the same, love you all <3
20:00 <Loof> god that fart was just wrong on so many levels
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> I hope your wife beats you for it
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Loof> you fucking fart, i fucking chop you cunt!
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> tinder has been fucking lols lately
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> keep matching with trannys who really dont look like trannys
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> i didnt know that so many existed
28:00 <Loof> that's gotta suck
29:00 <Loof> beehhh would love it
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> its making me laugh anyway cause some of them are more fucked up than beehhh
30:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> it is however making me a supporter of "bathroom bills"
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.texasobserver.org/transgender-children-bathroom-bills/
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont no how people can be born one gender, choose to identify as another, and then be allowed in bathrooms with all kinds of angry mothers supporting their cause... yet if I go in a womans bathroom, I'm a sex offender.
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> same applies to tinder
45:00 <Loof> bbl
19:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/Radiallife/videos/1195523440511088/
48:00 <Loof> got ugg boots, gloves and kfc zinger burgers coming :)
49:00 <Loof> can't wait till she gets home
25:00 <Lumeah> Wtf TropicalStormJim 
07:00 <faux> LOL
07:00 <faux> sisters on the toilet
07:00 <faux> and she screams out
07:00 <faux> BIG ONE
08:00 <faux> she really is a mini me
08:00 <faux> idk why it still surprises me
09:00 <Loof> might watch Outcast ep4
09:00 <faux> im going to soon :D
09:00 <faux> i loaded it u
09:00 <faux> up
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Loof> cool
10:00 <Loof> i downloaded hanniba s01e01 too
10:00 <Loof> hannibal*
10:00 <faux> i started watching that
11:00 <faux> only up to ep 3
11:00 <faux> it was ok but its weird
11:00 <Loof> ah
11:00 <faux> the imagery and scene transition confuses me
11:00 <faux> lol 
11:00 <Loof> i see
11:00 <faux> how was kfc
12:00 <faux> im hungry now
12:00 <Loof> really good
12:00 <faux> yum i could smash some popcorn chicken 
12:00 <Loof> upset they didn't sell zinger towers
12:00 <Loof> but zingers were pretty good
12:00 <faux> prob the ony thing that doesn't make menfeel overly sick from there
12:00 <Loof> yeah lol
12:00 <faux> me friend and i have a ritual we only eat kfc once a year on my birthday lol 
12:00 <faux> so 2 weeks
13:00 <faux> i will be consuming it.
13:00 <faux> happily.
13:00 <Loof> lol nice
13:00 <faux> and regretfully 
13:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Loof> might watch outcast bbl
49:00 <Serenity> gosh its so dark
51:00 <Matthew> in WA?
53:00 <Serenity> yuh
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> huh
14:00 <faux> i find it weird that its 2016 and we cant vote online
20:00 <Serenity> theres too much room for error. it would take an incredible amount of time and money to run a website capable of keeping up with that volume of people
21:00 <amelia> i jus finished oitnb
21:00 <amelia> i need some water
21:00 <amelia> FETCH ME SOME GODAMN WATER DAMNIT
22:00 <Loof> i feel like a snooze
23:00 <Serenity> fucking oitnb
23:00 <Serenity> im still upset
23:00 <amelia> I am truly gutted but i will say no moar
23:00 <amelia> now wot am i gonna do
23:00 <amelia> twiddle ma damn thumbs
23:00 <Serenity> i hope daya pulls the trigger
25:00 <amelia> ?!?!?!!!?!?!!? wot if ppl haven't watched
25:00 <Serenity> anyone who watches it has finished it ok
25:00 <Serenity> which is literally me faux and maurice
26:00 <amelia> btw wot happened to the guy who knocked her up, i forget where he disappear to
26:00 <Serenity> we never found out did we? he just ran off
26:00 <amelia> did he run away?
26:00 <Serenity> it was implied thats what happened
26:00 <Serenity> maybe that guy killed him
26:00 <amelia> oh
26:00 <amelia> jeezus I might need to google dis
28:00 <amelia> his whereabouts is unknown
29:00 <dematerialised> hi bye faggots
29:00 <dematerialised> hi @ amelia bye @ amelia
30:00 <amelia> hi @ chu ok nice chat bai @ chu
30:00 <Serenity> maybe we find out next season
30:00 <faux> the wind froze my brain
31:00 <faux> i have the worst headache 
31:00 <faux> nflxhwkxjabscms
31:00 <faux> idk why i thought it was a good idea to go for a walk.. stupid kids everywhere 
31:00 <Loof> i have one too, should have drank water before bed last night after those two wines
31:00 <faux> ye
31:00 <faux> thatll do it
31:00 <Loof> yeah
32:00 <faux> watchinf outcast rn
32:00 <faux> im like 4 mins in nd already bored
32:00 <Loof> wasn't the best ep
32:00 <faux> might watch somethibg else for now
32:00 <faux> give it anotger go later
32:00 <faux> zz
32:00 <Loof> yeah
33:00 <Loof> i've gotta try and stay awake somehow
33:00 <Loof> or mess my sleep right up
33:00 <faux> dance 
33:00 <Loof> only been awake since 9 and already zzz
33:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <Loof> peppermint and green tea might help
34:00 <faux> peppermint tea helps you sleep
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Loof> the peppermint might help with the headache too
34:00 <Loof> oh shit!
34:00 <Loof> damn
34:00 <amelia> snort coke
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <faux> it does for me anyway
34:00 <faux> everyones diff
35:00 <Loof> yeah
35:00 <faux> k gona watch young and hungry 
35:00 <faux> aka me irl
35:00 <faux> well id be not so young and very hungry
36:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Loof> might watch hell on wheels
37:00 <Loof> then hannibal
38:00 <Loof> can't wait for mr robot to come back on
38:00 <Loof> http://www.returndates.com/
39:00 <faux> i use tv show time
39:00 <faux> app
39:00 <Loof> cool
39:00 <faux> nifty
40:00 <Loof> arrrgh feel like more panamax but it's only been 2 hours since i took the last ones
41:00 <Loof> wish i had panadine forte
42:00 <faux> eep
42:00 <faux> headaches duck
42:00 <faux> suck n
42:00 <faux> jdousksndlx
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi faux do u have pic?
44:00 <faux> plenty
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> can u post in chan pls
47:00 <faux> absolutely not
48:00 <Loof> zac keeps taking photos of us sleeping
48:00 <Loof> it's so gross
48:00 <Loof> cheeky little shit
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how bout just send to me private
56:00 <pongyang> hello Loof
56:00 <Loof> hey
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
13:00 <Matthew> what superb timing katatonic_kate01 ... you entered the channel a mere seconds after I
14:00 <Matthew> good afternoon
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww <3
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> how u doing?
15:00 <Matthew> I am quite well and you?
15:00 <TheRon> i've been waiting for a girl like you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah better …. had to deal with school stuff
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> turns out the child’s teacher is inexprienced and has no fucking idea
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> From hearing voices to figuring out that it’s a bullying situation….
17:00 <Loof> punch her in the breasts
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh she is just in experienced… but…. honestly she went over the top and didn’t explore the situation just shat her pants
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> called in the counsellor...
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…. it’s all good. 
19:00 <TheRon> the kid on retalin now?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally thinking about steiner school 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, strategies in place.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> to avoid playing with the cunty kid.
20:00 <Loof> my kid was being bullied, now he's best mates with the bully and they bully all the other kids together :/
20:00 <Loof> hope he grows out of it
21:00 <pongyang> great parenting there 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> friendships in kindy are weird
21:00 <Loof> pongyang are you a parent?
22:00 <Loof> if not stfu
22:00 <pongyang> no im not but if i was i wouldnt have my kid behaving in such a way
22:00 <pongyang> it wouldnt happen
23:00 <pongyang> they would not be raised to behave in such manner
23:00 <Loof> you don't know shit
23:00 <Loof> about parenting
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
23:00 <Loof> so stfu
23:00 <pongyang> not to mention kates issue i wouldnt be accepting that either
23:00 <pongyang> but its nice she can come on here to tell us her life problems
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice that you can sit here and take them all in
23:00 <pongyang> take them all in 
23:00 <pongyang> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> btw i’m still waiting for you to email my husband
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> you haven’t yet
24:00 <Loof> oh it's icehead
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> top work!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep icy mc ice
24:00 <pongyang> ice head?
24:00 <pongyang> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i haven’t smoked ice since last aug
24:00 <pongyang> the last time i smoked ice was in august
24:00 <pongyang> thats correct i havnt
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
24:00 <Loof> sure sure
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahaha
24:00 <pongyang> whats ur point?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> my point is, you smoke ice daily
24:00 <pongyang> i admit to what i do
24:00 <pongyang> if i was on it i would tell u
25:00 <pongyang> i have no problems in doing so
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s why you’re here  
25:00 <pongyang> you just cant accept the fact you are wrong
25:00 <pongyang> actually im here for jens pussy
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fixating on other peeps lives 
25:00 <pongyang> but you are here to cry about ur dumb kid
25:00 <pongyang> because you have no one else to tell
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re here for Jen’s pussy… right.
25:00 <pongyang> thats correct
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you really should do something about your drug habit, aye
25:00 <Loof> he wont
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s affecting your mental health.
25:00 <pongyang> what habit?
25:00 <pongyang> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, sad aye.
26:00 <Loof> he's too far gone anywy
26:00 <pongyang> lol Loof
26:00 <pongyang> speaking like he is above me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof - correct.
26:00 <pongyang> ur married to a mail order bride u got pregnant
26:00 <Loof> everyone is above you
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is.
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <pongyang> u cant do anything because your wife controls u
26:00 <pongyang> LOL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone is HIGH above you.
26:00 <pongyang> ur life is fucked
26:00 <Loof> ice
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> prohecting much?
26:00 <pongyang> u cant even smoke pot
26:00 <pongyang> lol
26:00 <pongyang> or drink
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> projecting*
26:00 <pongyang> ur wife tells u when to awake and go to bed
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice, ice baby
26:00 <Loof> one word, ice
26:00 <pongyang> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
26:00 <pongyang> ice is great
26:00 <pongyang> great drug
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, im sure you think it is.
27:00 <pongyang> should be legal
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a tard
27:00 <pongyang> all drugs should be
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sure… why not.
27:00 <Loof> i agree then you could od
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <pongyang> cant od on ice mate
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish he would.
27:00 <pongyang> pretty hard to do that
27:00 <Loof> yes you can
27:00 <pongyang> but good try
27:00 <pongyang> nice try there Loof
27:00 <Loof> you can have heart failure
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, don’t try and reason with him
28:00 <pongyang> yeh do you know how much you have to take
28:00 <pongyang> to get to a level like that
28:00 <pongyang> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <pongyang> dumb ass
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he uses too much ice to understand much more than a few sentences.
28:00 <pongyang> no wonder you have been in and out of mental homes all ur life
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he ob has a high tolerance, as he uses daily
28:00 <pongyang> im reading you right now very clearly
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so its a response i’d expect
28:00 <pongyang> i wouldnt say a high tolerance at all
28:00 <pongyang> just i can handle my shit
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
28:00 <pongyang> unlike you Loof
28:00 <pongyang> you were locked up for weed
28:00 <pongyang> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah,shit….. you’re into scat too eh
29:00 <pongyang> ur own wife called the psyc ward and had you committed
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sick individual
29:00 <pongyang> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <pongyang> weed
29:00 <pongyang> who the fuck goes into a mental home for pot
29:00 <pongyang> scat?
29:00 <Loof> are you going to put that on your resume "can handle hard drugs well"
29:00 <pongyang> i havnt been scat for ages
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
29:00 <pongyang> yes its on my resume now
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you have
29:00 <pongyang> really when was that ?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh i’m done with the tard.
29:00 <pongyang> do tell me
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
29:00 <pongyang> LOL NEXT
29:00 <pongyang> u fat fucking bush pig
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahah
30:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: we're discussing pongyang's drug problem
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> he gets really angry when you ignore him
30:00 <pongyang> what drug problem is that?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so just ignore him loof
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
30:00 <pongyang> ohh i just know im not on ignore
30:00 <pongyang> ;)
30:00 <pongyang> thats why i said it
30:00 <Loof> nah it's funny
30:00 <pongyang> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> starts getting irc rage
31:00 <pongyang> lee mody explain
32:00 <pongyang> Kate Lee June 21 at 4:10pm ·
32:00 <pongyang> creativity + music brought to you by amphetamines!
32:00 <pongyang> LOL
32:00 <pongyang> thats right
33:00 <pongyang> amelia speak up croat dog
34:00 <Doodle> do u think croatian dogs say woof
35:00 <pongyang> they do
35:00 <pongyang> Doodle good to see you here
36:00 <Doodle> it is isnt it
36:00 <pongyang> good to see you here for the despos
36:00 <amelia> ruff
36:00 <pongyang> amelia how many houses did you sell today?
36:00 <Doodle> i'm here for u
36:00 <amelia> 69
36:00 <Doodle> hot
36:00 <amelia> all from my couch
37:00 <pongyang> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <pongyang> couch
37:00 <Doodle> i've dont a 69 on me couch too
37:00 <Doodle> done
37:00 <amelia> me3
37:00 <amelia> gr8 times
37:00 <Doodle> dont tell the cat tho cos he is on it atm
37:00 <pongyang> Doodle you can have amelia for the next one
37:00 <pongyang> she would be keen
37:00 <amelia> ok poor kitty
37:00 <Doodle> oh awes
37:00 <Doodle> i'd better shave
37:00 <amelia> ok I'm 6 tho
38:00 <Doodle> nein
38:00 <amelia> ahahha
38:00 <Doodle> ^_^
39:00 <pongyang> Doodle do you think amelia is hot?
39:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt chuck her out of bed for farting
41:00 <TheRon> lots of sensual dutch ovens?
42:00 <Doodle> pig shooting etc
42:00 <TheRon> see it's romantic
44:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the debonair Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
44:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
45:00 <Matthew> just superbly tbh
45:00 <Doodle> good stuff
45:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this conversation
46:00 <pongyang> hows essendon going?
47:00 <Matthew> pongyang, fuck off back to Korea tbh
47:00 <Doodle> whats an essendon
48:00 <pongyang> the worst team in afl history
48:00 <TheRon> an airport
48:00 <pongyang> cheats
49:00 <Matthew> the worst AFL team in history ... yet second EVER for most victories & equal MOST premierships
49:00 <Matthew> righttt...
49:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - dry county
49:00 <pongyang> lol
49:00 <pongyang> second ever
49:00 <pongyang> funny stuff Matthew
49:00 <pongyang> mmmm gowchi
49:00 <pongyang> where is my good mate lori at?
50:00 <pongyang> good old lori webster
50:00 <faux> never fear faux is here
50:00 <Doodle> oh damn i wasnt loking lol
50:00 <Doodle> LOOK AWAY FOR 30 SECS
50:00 <faux> hi stibbie
51:00 <Matthew> Doodle, I hope you weren't in a critical frame of mind when commenting on our discussion either
51:00 <faux> cfom
51:00 <Doodle> lol no i was just being a fucker
51:00 <Clarkson> he will fuck shit up even worse
51:00 <Doodle> i might
51:00 <Matthew> I would rather be polite to people than a knob
51:00 <faux> tell me a love story clarkson 
51:00 <Clarkson> how are you sexy
51:00 <faux> smooth
53:00 <Matthew> operator*
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sade - Smooth Operator.mp3 (3.95MB 128kbps Stereo 4:18)
54:00 <Doodle> etc
54:00 <Matthew> what a superb voice
54:00 <Doodle> ty
58:00 <Matthew> and ALL THIS LOVEEE... rainbowww stylinggg
59:00 <Doodle> i was just about to say that 
01:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnjQ62pAJWQ
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Similou - All This Love Views: 128,537 Uploader: motivo Uploaded: Jul 14, 2011 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 4.86
04:00 <TheRon> if you leave me now
11:00 <Matthew> ok i will do that tbh
12:00 <faux> ooo oooooo oh Matthew pls dont goooo
12:00 <Matthew> how sarcastic tbh
16:00 <DK> if you're horny and you know it clap your hands 
17:00 <TheRon> me claps his butt cheeks
17:00 <Doodle> olawd
17:00 <TheRon> is it that special time of day where doodle sparks up yet?
18:00 <Doodle> one of them
18:00 <Matthew> don't like the connotations there
18:00 <TheRon> lights a doobie
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Doobie Brothers - China Grove.mp3 (5.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:28)
22:00 <TheRon> this aint a love song
23:00 <Matthew> you know what show I am warming to currently on holidays? THE CHASE
23:00 <DK> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13495004_1093958054016469_8697070330627347240_n.jpg?oh=29965593933e857726fc2a430a2ac8d0&oe=580268BB
24:00 <Doodle> lol fuck
24:00 <Doodle> mama graybee
24:00 <faux> lol what 
24:00 <faux> i wasnt being sarcastic i was singing the lyrics
24:00 <faux> to the song TheRon was singing 
24:00 <faux> IF YOU LEAVE ME NOWWWW
24:00 <faux> U TAKE AWAY ..SOMETHING. . PART OF MEEEEEE
24:00 <faux> OOO O    OOOO O OH BABY PLS DONT GO
24:00 <faux> etc
24:00 <faux> gosh
24:00 <faux> people think im so cruel 
25:00 <Doodle> rofl
25:00 <TheRon> whoops
25:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chicago - If You Leave Me Now.mp3 (9.11MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:57)
26:00 <Matthew> genuinely cruel at times
26:00 <TheRon> got any whitesnake?
27:00 <Doodle> not sure lets find out
27:00 <Doodle> no
27:00 <TheRon> should you?
27:00 <Doodle> i've got plenty of white zombie tho
28:00 <DK> you know what he does hae 
28:00 <DK> have* 
28:00 <TheRon> weed?
28:00 <Doodle> lol u cunt
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> warrant is a good band
28:00 <DK> aids/
28:00 <Doodle> can u at least trigger me with a good song
28:00 <Doodle> oh
28:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> fucker
29:00 <Matthew> CIRCLE IN THE SAND
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> scorpions
29:00 <Doodle> aqua
29:00 <TheRon> wind of change
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 1990s
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> time for guru
31:00 <Matthew> I love Guru josh
31:00 <Matthew> the girl on the Chase right now is the dumbest/ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen
32:00 <DK> so it's you in a dress then 
33:00 <Matthew> FUCK. YOU.
33:00 <fawks> oh
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
33:00 <Matthew> not you fawks
33:00 <Matthew> some rude cunt
34:00 <fawks> phew
39:00 <DK> haha 
39:00 <DK> sif I am rude cunt 
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> scarn on m8
43:00 <Serenity> aw did i miss the meth fuel jerung rage out
43:00 <Serenity> +ed
45:00 <robot> hi everyone
45:00 <robot> hi tina turners niece
45:00 <Matthew> hello Adriana
46:00 <TheRon> xanadies was hot
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> scan on m8
46:00 <Matthew> Xenides*
46:00 <TheRon> yeah that one
46:00 <TheRon> fair peice 
47:00 <robot> didnt she get sick or somat
47:00 <Matthew> "hello everyoneee... hiii Johnnn..."
49:00 <TheRon> allyss platt on sale?
49:00 <Matthew> i prefer Adri
50:00 <robot> i like kochie
50:00 <TheRon> bring back jo bailey!!!!!!!
55:00 <robot> i like rod young
57:00 <robot> bring back jana vendt
57:00 <DK> Called a plumber to come have a look at my washing machine. He agreed, she's a fat ugly cunt.
58:00 <robot> how dare she.
58:00 <TheRon> plumbers crack?
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
59:00 <DK> What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's having a wank? 
59:00 <DK> His ears.
59:00 <robot> k
01:00 <TheRon> i have this spot on my elbow when you touch it
01:00 <TheRon> ooooh!
04:00 <Loof> food glorious food
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls 1 r chexk me out
07:00 <TheRon> he wants a penis rating
07:00 <Clarkson> nah u still gotta masturbate
08:00 <robot> hey bonbon
13:00 <DK> A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827". Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backwards!
13:00 <DK> Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backwards.
13:00 <DK> Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
13:00 <DK> By the next day the word has spread and a crowd has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backwards. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
13:00 <DK> Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
13:00 <DK> "I would have thought it was obvious" the caretaker says.
13:00 <DK> "He's decomposing."
25:00 <President_Trump> lolz
32:00 <TheRon> bloke killed on the western ring road today, was a bit sick pulled over in the emergency lane, a truck hit him
33:00 <Immutable> sheet
33:00 <Immutable> it could happen to anyone at any moment
33:00 <Immutable> tells his loved one's he loves them
38:00 <Matthew> thanks Sandra sully with the late news
39:00 <TheRon> i thought it was a given thing don't get out of your car on the ring road
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not wise to walk on the ring rd at any given time
57:00 <Matthew> Cyndi Lauper
59:00 <TheRon> i drove all night
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lies
00:00 <Matthew> TIME AFTER TIME
03:00 <TheRon> i wear my sunglasses at night
05:00 <robot> amelia wat u  r doin
05:00 <TheRon> more like who? :P
06:00 <robot> no ron it was fine when i said it
06:00 <TheRon> my mistake
09:00 <TheRon> never gonna give you up
11:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
12:00 <TheRiddler> Got some time to waste before bro finishes work
12:00 <TheRon> go dogs?
12:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
13:00 <partay> It's song dedication time.. This one goes out to georgeandwell
13:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gillette - Don't Wanna Short Dick Man (uncensored) Views: 2,522,220 Uploader: lokuazaz Uploaded: Apr 17, 2008 Duration: 4m51s Rating: 4.70
13:00 <TheRon> tell it to my heart
17:00 <partay> the fuckin robot
18:00 <robot> hey partay
18:00 <robot> hows goin
18:00 <robot> 5 dayts
18:00 <partay> do you pick up the wheelchair on theweekend ?
18:00 <robot> lol
18:00 <partay> hahaha ;)
20:00 <TheRon> don't you want me baby
20:00 <partay> don't you want me now 
22:00 <faux> i was working as a waitress in a cocktail baaarrrrr when i met uuu
22:00 <faux> or
22:00 <faux> u was
22:00 <faux> LOOK IDK
22:00 <faux> OK
22:00 <partay> wtf
22:00 <partay> faux dont jinx new order 
22:00 <TheRon> human league
23:00 <faux> lol.
23:00 <faux> awks
24:00 <TheRon> tiffany - i think we're alone now
24:00 <faux> hi Lumeah2 
25:00 <faux> do u brush ur teeth in the shower 
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
25:00 <TheRon> i do
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> She brushes her teeth?
25:00 <Matthew> who does that tbh
25:00 <faux> i do sometimes 
25:00 <faux> my friend yells at me she thinks its so weird brushing your teeth w warm water
26:00 <Matthew> I always wash my toothbrush under boiling hot water first
26:00 <TheRon> to me it saves time
26:00 <Matthew> to get rid of all the germs
26:00 <faux> good chap
26:00 <Matthew> how can you possibly brush in the shower then effectively floss and mouth wash as well?
26:00 <faux> my other friend wraps hers in glad wrap cos shes afraid of poo particles flying out when she flushes the torlet
26:00 <Matthew> anybody who brushes in the shower doesn't look after their teeth properly
27:00 <faux> that isnt necessarily trye
27:00 <faux> true
27:00 <faux> u can floss when u get out
27:00 <Matthew> Listerine Purple is the best 
27:00 <faux> mines blue
27:00 <Matthew> but you don't want to gargle in the shower then spit it out... eww
27:00 <faux> and burns my tongue
27:00 <TheRon> i've never had a problem
27:00 <faux> why not
27:00 <faux> i pee in the shower
28:00 <faux> its not like u leave the toothpaste on your body
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> do verything first then scruba dub dub
28:00 <TheRon> i prefer to shave in the shower
28:00 <TheRon> less itchy
28:00 <faux> how do u see 
28:00 <TheRon> you got hands
28:00 <faux> ye
28:00 <faux> id slice me entire facr iff
28:00 <faux> off
29:00 <Matthew> the shower is meant for cleaning body or having sex
29:00 <TheRon> nah
29:00 <Matthew> shaving and brushing should be done outside of the shower arena
29:00 <faux> i brush me hair and shave me legs in the shower
29:00 <Matthew> people have odd habits... but they must be respected
29:00 <robot> fuck me i must be going senile
29:00 <TheRon> taylor dane - can't get enough of your love
30:00 <robot> the first time i read that it said i brush me hair and shave me legs twice a day
30:00 <faux> well im leb
30:00 <robot> :P
30:00 <TheRon> lebs are extra hairy
30:00 <faux> -- everyone on irc
30:00 <faux> tbh im quite fair
30:00 <amelia> hie robots i am eating soup n downloading music u r doing wot?
30:00 <faux> but my leg hairs grow like tje amazon
30:00 <faux> they are the hairiest bit ofnme body
31:00 <Matthew> thank you for mentioning Taylor Dayne
31:00 <Matthew> I am downloading Shelter now
32:00 <TheRon> anatstacia, taylor dane is better
32:00 <amelia> my laptop automatically fuckin updated to windows 10 and now i dunno how to use it
32:00 <amelia> wheredahexagon is ma soulseek
33:00 <dematerialised> ok hi again faggots
33:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
33:00 <dematerialised> are you feeling any better?
33:00 <Doodle> [19:29] <faux> i brush me hair and shave me legs in the shower
33:00 <Doodle> me2
33:00 <dematerialised> or still poopy
33:00 <faux> ehehe
33:00 <faux> wait
33:00 <faux> mine or yours
33:00 <Doodle> mine
33:00 <Doodle> obv
34:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demats i is still sick but ok for workies tomollow how r u pls
34:00 <faux> pix of smooth legs pls
34:00 <Doodle> lol ew
34:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding
34:00 <dematerialised> i am good thanks my work is trying to make me get rid of my own job
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> but i have red rooster now
34:00 <dematerialised> so its ok
34:00 <amelia> redundant?
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
34:00 <faux> i know 
34:00 <faux> you obv wax
34:00 <Matthew> a little bit of hair is OK for guys
34:00 <Doodle> i pluck m8
34:00 <Matthew> but not for girls
34:00 <Doodle> like a tuff cunt
34:00 <amelia> you been workin der for while, decent redundancy package
34:00 <amelia> but still not ideal
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah
35:00 <faux> i wax everything except me legs in summer
35:00 <Doodle> hng
35:00 <amelia> is k, red rooster fixes everything
35:00 <Doodle> hurry up summer
35:00 <faux> just shabe
35:00 <amelia> do you has cheesy nuggets wif tom sauce
35:00 <TheRon> brazilian?
35:00 <faux> v
35:00 <Matthew> I wax my eyebrows, nostrils but trim other areas
35:00 <dematerialised> i has cheesey nuggets with gravy
35:00 <faux> ew
35:00 <faux> hate summer
35:00 <faux> dont need brazilian ron me butt isny.hairy 
35:00 <Doodle> SUMMER IS A BUMMER
35:00 <Doodle> kidding summer rocks
36:00 <faux> but i do me ladybizzle
36:00 <amelia> ohhhh gravy
36:00 <faux> i shaved me hooha once and was like 
36:00 <faux> ..
36:00 <faux> ye
36:00 <faux> never again 
36:00 <Doodle> eep
36:00 <faux> cactus cunt is disgusting
36:00 <Doodle> rofl
36:00 <faux> it grows back ugly
36:00 <dematerialised> nah its not its great
36:00 <dematerialised> gives you something to rub your nose on when it itches
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> yuckkk
37:00 <faux> doodle ur blinds look so good
37:00 <faux> better than before
37:00 <Doodle> ye i need curtains tho
37:00 <faux> i got mine from kmart
37:00 <Doodle> ppl can c thru me cracks
37:00 <faux> theyre thick and amazen
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <Doodle> just me bae windoe and the bedroom one
38:00 <faux> ye
38:00 <faux> luksgud
38:00 <Picard> evening
38:00 <Doodle> tyvm
38:00 <faux> ok i must depart
38:00 <faux> bbs
38:00 <Doodle> same
38:00 <Doodle> o/
39:00 <Picard> good, fuck off
39:00 <dematerialised> me too bye
39:00 <dematerialised> \
39:00 <dematerialised> o
39:00 <TheRiddler> Still got over an hour for bro to finish 
40:00 <stompin> bitches
40:00 <Clarkson> smells like fucking farts
41:00 <TheRiddler> Stinky bitches
41:00 <Clarkson> Sally why not just goto fernwood and be a lesbian ;l
41:00 <couleurs> Hi Everybody
44:00 <partay> Picard you ready to vote
44:00 <Matthew> goodbye frayedknot
44:00 <Matthew> I hope you find some closure by finding your way out of that mess
45:00 <partay> LOL @ England 
45:00 <partay> YAY @ Iceland
45:00 <Matthew> a diabolical defeat
45:00 <couleurs> i wish i bet on them, i would be a millionaire now
46:00 <partay> poor Rooney... Im sure his $500,000 a week wage will soften the blow 
46:00 <couleurs> england useless as always
46:00 <Matthew> a very, very disappointing defeat... but yes, great for minnows Iceland
46:00 <Matthew> thankfully Wales have made it through to the last 8
48:00 <couleurs> beaten by a bunch of amateurs lmao
48:00 <Matthew> humiliating, yes
48:00 <partay> lol yep\
49:00 <couleurs> fuck hodge too stupid old fart
49:00 <Matthew> we will now have to console ourselves with the recent 3-0 Rugby thrashing of AUS and the Ashes
50:00 <Matthew> not to mention the fact this team of shamers beat AUS a month ago at the Stadium Of Light ... ZzZzZ
51:00 <partay> Ashes over all 69 series.. won 32 each lost 32 each drawn 5 each
51:00 <partay> cant get much more even than that
52:00 <Matthew> why don't you look at the last decade and tell me the stats from that...
52:00 <Matthew> I don't really give a shit about statistics from 1880
53:00 <couleurs> nobody cares about rugby or cricket tho
53:00 <partay> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/timeline/e64995710c2211191f6dff1296fb55b7.png
53:00 <partay> look yourself 
54:00 <Matthew> 2009 - ENG 2-1 , 2010/11 - ENG 3-1 , 2013 - ENG 3-0 , 2013/14 - AUS 5-0 , 2015 - ENG 3-1 
54:00 <Matthew> that makes for more interesting reading
56:00 <Picard> partay i voted last weeek
56:00 <Picard> Matthew how are you?
56:00 <Matthew> i am great, you?
56:00 <Picard> im ifne
56:00 <Picard> fine also
57:00 <partay> Picard so did I 
57:00 <partay> about 1/3 of voters cast before election day
57:00 <Picard> yeah, its a trend past few elections
58:00 <partay> it's a great idea 
58:00 <partay> i did it in my lunch break
58:00 <partay> walked around the corner 
58:00 <Picard> i agree
59:00 <Picard> isnt the senate paper  fucking joke
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZzZ
59:00 <partay> yes
00:00 <partay> Matthew you can always google gaping assholes while we're talking 
01:00 <Matthew> I will be, thanks cunt
01:00 <partay> np
02:00 <kevin07> ahh well a yes good evening
02:00 <kevin07> good to see amelia on yet again
03:00 <Picard> nothing like a gaping hole
03:00 <kevin07> i agree
03:00 <kevin07> big gaping hole
03:00 <kevin07> for a nice hot hard cock
04:00 <Picard> kevin07 you silly fucker
04:00 <kevin07> Picard the saviour how are you
04:00 <kevin07> its chucky
04:00 <Picard> fuck off u silly cunt
05:00 <Picard> chunky is dead
05:00 <dematerialised> jerome you got banned by amelia lol
05:00 <dematerialised> get rekt
05:00 <Matthew> good evening to the astute amelia
07:00 <TheRiddler> Hai banelia
08:00 <partay> lol @ chucky... that solomans flooring interview was so funny... I had stuff coming out of both end it was so funny... what a down syndrome retard
08:00 <Clarkson> So Yeah , Im pretty fucking  awesome and I was like
08:00 <amelia> haiii maffew
08:00 <amelia> basheh
08:00 <kevin07> i got banned by amelia?
08:00 <kevin07> when did i?
08:00 <kevin07> lol yeh partay
08:00 <kevin07> good old chucky
08:00 <kevin07> pollocks dad
08:00 <amelia> every time you join nh & say good to see amelia still pedoing
09:00 <kevin07> thats correct
09:00 <dematerialised> ive seen the logs pliv
09:00 <dematerialised> you have someone in there
09:00 <kevin07> because thats what you are
09:00 <dematerialised> logging everything
09:00 <dematerialised> for me
09:00 <dematerialised> :)
09:00 <Matthew> I actually remember listening to that Solomon's flooring commercial ... and the equally stupid interviewer with her fake enthusiasm for the subject of floors
09:00 <kevin07> wtf?
09:00 <dematerialised> they get uploaded to pastebin
09:00 <dematerialised> every week
09:00 <kevin07> im logging what?
09:00 <kevin07> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
09:00 <partay> dematerialised georgeandwell might be able to get you a job in his call centre 
09:00 <kevin07> you been drinking or stoned?
10:00 <Matthew> good evening to the zealous Zade 
10:00 <amelia> pliv has typical junkie voice
10:00 <TheRiddler> You must love pedos jerome
10:00 <Zade> hello Matthew, how are you?
10:00 <kevin07> amelia i have strong aussie accent yes
10:00 <kevin07> i am australian
10:00 <amelia> the 2nd time we spoke he went off
10:00 <kevin07> how should i sound?
10:00 <amelia> FUCKIN DOG BITCHHHHHHHH
10:00 <kevin07> actually you called me once
11:00 <amelia> twice
11:00 <kevin07> once
11:00 <Matthew> feeling magnificent, Zade tbh
11:00 <kevin07> stop making up kies
11:00 <kevin07> *lies
11:00 <kevin07> you called me once and i couldnt hear you so i told you to fuck off
11:00 <Zade> nice one Matthew
11:00 <kevin07> and you recon u kept calling me and i wasnt speaking to you
11:00 <kevin07> hiding or some bullshit
11:00 <amelia> dont lie, first time you were rambling shit
11:00 <kevin07> funny how steven called me
11:00 <kevin07> no problems
11:00 <kevin07> and emma
11:00 <kevin07> i spoke to for like 10 mins
11:00 <kevin07> but u have to make up some story as usual for attention
11:00 <amelia> you were pretending your phone didn't ring
12:00 <kevin07> rambling shit?
12:00 <amelia> lies
12:00 <kevin07> you didnt ring me
12:00 <kevin07> thats why
12:00 <kevin07> you are a liar
12:00 <Matthew> Picard TheRon Doodle Serenity faux
12:00 <kevin07> but your despos love your bullshit
12:00 <amelia> 2nd time you must not remember cos you were off your head you lost your shit
12:00 <kevin07> no i remember it perfect
12:00 <kevin07> i was straight
12:00 <couleurs> and me
12:00 <Picard> Matthew?
12:00 <amelia> it was a 2 second call you were very upset
12:00 <kevin07> i was not upset
12:00 <Matthew> Whitney
12:00 <kevin07> stop making up bullshit
13:00 <amelia> you jus said it was once now you agree it was twice
13:00 <amelia> you were very upset
13:00 <amelia> shouting
13:00 <kevin07> it wasnt twice
13:00 <kevin07> it was once
13:00 <amelia> why were you so upset hun?
13:00 <kevin07> and yes i did tell you to fuck off
13:00 <amelia> wot was wrong?
13:00 <partay> hahaha kev and amelia having a lovers tiff
13:00 <kevin07> nothing was wrong
13:00 <kevin07> i knew you would go back to austnet
13:00 <amelia> did you have a bad batch hun?
13:00 <kevin07> and say i was on ice skitzing
13:00 <TheRiddler> Too much drugs 
13:00 <kevin07> thats why i screamed at u
13:00 <kevin07> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <kevin07> call me again
13:00 <kevin07> ill do it again
13:00 <kevin07> ring me now slut
13:00 <amelia> wots your number again
13:00 <partay> wow two crazies 
14:00 <Picard> http://www.homeimprovementpages.com.au/connect/solomons_flooring_cannington/video/interview_at_hia_spring_home_show_perth_2010
14:00 <Matthew> kevin07, take your vulgarity elsewhere... I've read enough.
14:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <kevin07> fuck up Matthew
14:00 <Clarkson> you illiterate fucking knob
14:00 <kevin07> you gay cunt
14:00 <Clarkson> it is complete shit
14:00 <amelia> #
14:00 <kevin07> hows essendon buddy?
14:00 <kevin07> going good?
14:00 <amelia> scared
14:00 <kevin07> amelia im only going to answer if you speak to me
14:00 <amelia> lil scrawny screamie pants
14:00 <kevin07> ring me
14:00 <Matthew> kevin07 only deals in threats and pathetic references to sporting teams... he's a real hero in my eyes
15:00 <kevin07> and this time no lies u fuckwit
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahhahahaa
15:00 <kevin07> essendon suck
15:00 <kevin07> like you do
15:00 <TheRiddler> Is that all you can think of to insult him
15:00 <amelia> you talk so much shit
15:00 <kevin07> you self confested homo
15:00 <kevin07> amelia its you who talks shit
15:00 <kevin07> ring me
15:00 <kevin07> stop being a faggot
15:00 <amelia> post your number hun
15:00 <kevin07> on show for ur despos
15:00 <kevin07> 0406306707
15:00 <kevin07> call me
15:00 <kevin07> go on
15:00 <amelia> ok
15:00 <Matthew> oh fuck off already
15:00 <kevin07> Matthew fuck u faggot
15:00 <Matthew> somebody with OP get rid of this idiot
15:00 <kevin07> Matthew stop crying bitch
15:00 <Clarkson> all the cool lil delis near me have been replaced by gay 9 dollar foccacia places
15:00 <kevin07> the cocks are pleanty
16:00 <Matthew> pasting details online
16:00 <kevin07> Matthew im coming into your chan
16:00 <TheRiddler> I call for a bit of no morons to remove kevin07
16:00 <kevin07> to fuck u up
16:00 <Clarkson> shooting cunts in the legs with shotguns
16:00 <TheRiddler> Vote
16:00 <Matthew> I need to watch that Solomon's flooring video
16:00 <kevin07> yes you do
16:00 <kevin07> solomons
16:00 <TheRiddler> Stupid autocorrect 
16:00 <kevin07> flooring
16:00 <kevin07> SOLOMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
16:00 <kevin07> carpet
16:00 <TheRiddler> Stfu junkie
16:00 <Matthew> look at the beer gut and man boobs
17:00 <Matthew> FFS
17:00 <Matthew> he is disgusting
17:00 <TheRiddler> Fo back to your ice pipe
17:00 <TheRiddler> Go
17:00 <Matthew> that voice makes me want to kill myself... 
18:00 <Matthew> a little more bogan and FFS
19:00 <TheRiddler> Jerome probably sucked him off for a rug
19:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <Picard> wow
19:00 <Serenity> godd whyy
19:00 <robot> y r u so smol
19:00 <robot> i am pupper
19:00 <TheRiddler> Thanks Julia serenity 
20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:00 <Serenity> wot
20:00 <TheRiddler> Nvm
21:00 <TheRiddler> Jerome must have someone feeding him logs from here
22:00 <Serenity> how many times do i have to say it lol
22:00 <Serenity> there is a bot that relays what it said in here to somewhere else
22:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
23:00 <Matthew> ALL THE THINGS SHE SAIDDD... SHE SAID...
23:00 <robot> Matthew is havin a moment
23:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tytPcvyJASc
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Simple Minds - All The Things She Said Views: 2,298,790 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Jun 2, 2009 Duration: 4m16s Rating: 4.86
23:00 <Serenity> sing to me beb
24:00 <Picard> the labor party just called me and asked would  i vote for them lol
24:00 <Threatening_Skies> Evening all
24:00 <partay> lol
24:00 <partay> dont not call register 
24:00 <Picard> it doesnt work
24:00 <TheRiddler> So I got an extra week off work
24:00 <partay> ive never been called by anybody
24:00 <Matthew> robot and partay and their unhealthy obsessions
25:00 <robot> what?
26:00 <TheRiddler> Because the 1 doing the rosters made a mistake and forgot to roster me back on
26:00 <Picard> overseas based call cnetres dont have to abide by the law
26:00 <TheRiddler> Which works for me because I wanted an extra week off anyway 
26:00 <Picard> lazy fucked
26:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
26:00 <Matthew> https://www.facebook.com/barry.platts.90/posts/519151314942537
26:00 <partay> TheRiddler you can hone your ps4 skillz
26:00 <Matthew> *crying with laughter*
27:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
27:00 <thestig> english soccer lollll
28:00 <MrMark> burp
28:00 <dematerialised> ok im back what did i miss
28:00 <dematerialised> oh apparently i dont have a job
29:00 <dematerialised> gg partay
29:00 <Matthew> thestig's penis size lollll
29:00 <TheRiddler> My milkshakes 
31:00 <partay> dematerialised gg 
31:00 <couleurs> gg me
32:00 <Serenity> you jobless loser dematerialised looooooooooooollll
32:00 <TheRiddler> Probably why they made you take that holiday 
33:00 <partay> dematerialised didnt say he lost his job did he ?
34:00 <Matthew> k
34:00 <partay> didnt he say he's about to collect a redundancy... ka ching 
35:00 <faux> its a problem freeee
35:00 <faux> philosophy
36:00 <Matthew> welcome back to georgeandwell_alpha after a long absence 
38:00 <Threatening_Skies> Night all, take care
38:00 <TheRiddler> I need to poop
38:00 <TheRiddler> Who was that
39:00 <Matthew> a very kind person who sent out a lovely goodbye message
39:00 <TheRiddler> Wb faux btw
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai peeps n freaks
41:00 <TheRiddler> Hai kk
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel like eating somethimg with 900 kgs of garlic on it
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler - sup
42:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 sexy gorgeous perfect woman
42:00 <TheRiddler> Waiting to go home
42:00 <TheRiddler> You?
42:00 <GoldSpade> she sure is
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there - you drunk?
42:00 <MrMark> im never drunk
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you still at work riddler
42:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, hot date?
43:00 <TheRiddler> Got the week n bit off
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
43:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i go on mat leave on the 9th
43:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSS
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think it’s the 9th...
43:00 <Matthew> yes.. she is on leave for me...
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> had scans today… Jack is 2.9 kgs atm 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course matthew!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> head down, bum up....
44:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> So excited!
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <Matthew> my youngest nephew is named Jack ... he is turning 1 next month
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
44:00 <TheRiddler> Did some shopping and waiting for bro to finish work and take me home
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s an awesome name.
44:00 <Doodle> i just saw head down bum up
44:00 <Doodle> my only nephew is a jack too
45:00 <Doodle> but he's a jackson technically
45:00 <katatonic_kate01>  im not sure if he is ‘engaged’ yet...
45:00 <TheRiddler> Jack army
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
45:00 <Matthew> my Pop was named Jack so they named one of their kids after him
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just like the name
45:00 <GoldSpade> the next one will be called jill
45:00 <TheRiddler> My nephew is called castiel
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> since I found out.. it’s always been Jack
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
45:00 <Clarkson> sup bitches ;)
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> your bitch clarky!
45:00 <Clarkson> homophobic, red neck cunts
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> one nation yew
46:00 <TheRiddler> One nation one mother
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> one… something something
46:00 <Doodle> jizz
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no more jizz
46:00 <Doodle> loool
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> mr mark - i can’t drink.
47:00 <Doodle> unless its jizz
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i hate melon anything
47:00 <Clarkson> i increased the amount of sex i got by increasing the size of my penis
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO! im over dick atm
47:00 <Clarkson> and btw, dont "well duh" me like some kinda fucken smartass cunt
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and jizz
47:00 <Doodle> lemonade and semen spider
47:00 <MrMark> sigh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fucking vomit
47:00 <Doodle> come onnnn
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have issues with textures 
47:00 <Doodle> wheres your spunk
47:00 <MrMark> r we all ready for the great big federal erection this sat?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> im working
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and have to encourage peeps who have lost interest in the govt.
48:00 <Doodle> i'll be sleeping
48:00 <Matthew> FAITH
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 George Michael - Faith.mp3 (2.99MB 128kbps Stereo 3:15)
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I want a sausage sizzle 
48:00 <MrMark> good song Doodle
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’’ll be workin'
48:00 <Doodle> thx i wrote it meself
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish i had some garlic, crumbed chicken
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, no room to actually eat it… but it would smell nice lol
49:00 <Doodle> think of how many poor innocent crumbs would have to die for that
49:00 <Doodle> u unfeeling bitch
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
50:00 <TheRiddler> Kick out the baby then you'll have room :p
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> #ripcrumbs
50:00 <Doodle> ehehe
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah baby has an eviction date
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
50:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, due to lurking cunts who love to keep tabs on peeps i won’t mention it in the main :D
51:00 <Clarkson> so you are a cock tease?
51:00 <Doodle> looool
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Doodle> asif
51:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
51:00 <Doodle> she always follows through
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
51:00 <Serenity> WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CRUMBS
51:00 <Doodle> YE
51:00 <TheRiddler> Clarkson is on tonight 
51:00 <Clarkson> and stab her eyes with my dick
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.secretgeek.net/image/Crumbs_sticker.png
52:00 <Doodle> wont somebody think of doing me homework for me
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> if doodle was a cartoon character
52:00 <Doodle> lol penisfold
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> best!
52:00 <Doodle> crumbs chief
52:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/calvt.png
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
52:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
52:00 <Doodle> i already am a cartoon character
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex never looked so cute and somewhat delicious
53:00 <Serenity> i want toast sex covered in jam n real butter
53:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/doodleinshower_zpsaknspyeq.jpg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH i like the danish butter…. lupak or whatever it’s called
53:00 <Serenity> i still love that rofl
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s salty
53:00 <Doodle> heheheeee
54:00 <Doodle> trust u
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> if this is d.trump gif 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wll have to hunt you down and crumb you
54:00 <Doodle> hot
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
54:00 <Doodle> its me in the shower
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo ive got a meeting wif HR tomoz… I SO HOPE I GET A REDUNDANCY
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> like x 100
55:00 <Doodle> a hundredundancy
55:00 <partay> redundancies everywhere
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that’d be nice
56:00 <TheRiddler> You can join demat
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh did he get one
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet he spends it all on nachos
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and fleshlights
56:00 <partay> i loved my VER 
56:00 <Doodle> you can join Longie, he's pretty redundant round here
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
56:00 <couleurs> can we redundancy Picard
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that’d be nice
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and all the shit cunts
56:00 <couleurs> vote HAM
56:00 <TheRiddler> Just solve both and get tacos
57:00 <dematerialised> i hope i get made redundant
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw taco, has tainted tacos for me 
57:00 <dematerialised> my redundancy is like a years worth of pay
57:00 <Doodle> sometimes i think this network runs on a series of tubes under Longies bed
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> same demat
57:00 <MrMark> aint politics fun
57:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557815_1156173634419874_37108904037487832_n.jpg?oh=94fb52f96bfc87af667de10d349d97ab&oe=57ED018D
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
57:00 <dematerialised> a year of not doing anything except drinking and playing games
57:00 <dematerialised> yes please
57:00 <dematerialised> maybe pay my car off
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ party
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d get a new kitchen
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> then move back to the coast
58:00 <partay> I paid my mortgage off 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the child in steiner school
58:00 <Doodle> [20:57] <dematerialised> maybe pay Doodle to maintain his silence
58:00 <Doodle> just sayin
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Zade> steiner wow 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
59:00 <Doodle> dont send ur kid to hippy school katatonic_kate01
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> she thinks she is a cat half the time
59:00 <Doodle> he will turn out gayer than DK after a sailor slips him a fiver
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and when she isn’t painting or drawing she is dancing around like a hippy git
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
59:00 <TheRiddler> Have got her cat ears 
59:00 <TheRiddler> +you
00:00 <Doodle> oh you mean the kid who is already born
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep she has cat ears + tail
00:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the kid who is already born
00:00 <Doodle> yeah send her there she is a lost cause by the sounds of it, concentrate on the boy
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the 6 year old
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <Doodle> :P
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and we need a bigger place
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sell the syd unit, and have money left over
00:00 <TheRiddler> It's probably lack of cupcakes 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> HELLO bali….. for me for a week
01:00 <Doodle> move to ballarat
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully by meself
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no oneever!
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <Doodle> my parents :/
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:00 <Doodle> ok homework time back in a squillion years
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> later 
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'll bbl too
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yo sgarn on
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> your death
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> says the austistic one
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u got it dont u
06:00 <dematerialised> i must also be autistic because im also hoping for your swift demise
06:00 <dematerialised> autists unite!
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i remeber u mate
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> arent u a homo?
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah man
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nuff said
06:00 <dematerialised> i suck at least 3 dicks a week
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u are proud of that?
06:00 <dematerialised> very
07:00 <dematerialised> have you ever tasted cum?
07:00 <dematerialised> it's delicious
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> .
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> can u pleaase leave m8
07:00 <Serenity> No georgeandwell_alpha can YOU leave?
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> can u?
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> this guy is some dirty animal what he admits to do 
08:00 <Serenity> nope
08:00 <dematerialised> oh i am
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i wish he leaves 
08:00 <dematerialised> i am the filthiest motherfucker
08:00 <Serenity> you got a problem with gays mate?
08:00 <dematerialised> depraved
08:00 <dematerialised> predatory
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeah i do
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> free country m8
08:00 <Serenity> then you leave
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u dont like it leave
08:00 <Serenity> cause you are the one with the problem
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows that?
09:00 <amelia> fyi you're all my despos
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd amelia
09:00 <dematerialised> amelia i will be your despo forever and always
09:00 <dematerialised> i don't care
09:00 <amelia> (kevin07) your despos eat from baked beans tins for dinner
09:00 <amelia> is this true guys?
10:00 <meeliesDESPO> nuh uh i prefer tinned spag
10:00 <meeliesDESPO> tbh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
10:00 <amelia> aahahaahaahhaah
10:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> did you end up calling him? i would if i had a spare phone number
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> how good would laksa be right now 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> with chicken
11:00 <meeliesDESPOpig> fuck yeah
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and noodles
11:00 <Clarkson> climax is such an 80s word for porn
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some fried onions
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and 900 chillies
11:00 <amelia> yah i called
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are the chances of the husband getting me some - fuckin’ zero
12:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> did he use the boyfriend voice on you
12:00 <Serenity> did he post his phne number?
12:00 <amelia> he started goin offffffff YOU FUCKIN PIG SLUT and i said why you angry hun and he calmed down a lil
12:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> yeah he did
12:00 <Matthew> hate the anti gays
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bhahahaahah
12:00 <amelia> IM NOT ANGRY AMELIA
12:00 <Clarkson> my cum = 30mens semen
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck?
13:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <Serenity> woww
13:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> i told you he is upset all his irc girls have been stolen
13:00 <Serenity> does he sound liek a poof
13:00 <Serenity> he looks like he sounds like a pansy
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is this?
13:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> jerome/pliv
13:00 <amelia> he sounds a bit squeaky
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHHHHH lolz
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob all the dick sucking
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ice use
14:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
14:00 <British^Meat> lol, so is he actually spasticated?
14:00 <amelia> sometimes when i talked he said THERE IT IS AGAIN, THAT FUCKIN WOG IN YOU, CROATIAN SLUT
14:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> of course he is
14:00 <meelsnumberonedespo> the guy is fried
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <robot> CroATiAn PiG
14:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahhaa
15:00 <British^Meat> just, wow
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so much computer rage lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly BM 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> just, wow
15:00 <amelia> it was a good giggle
15:00 <dematerialised> u had a bit of a lar
15:00 <dematerialised> f
15:00 <amelia> yas
17:00 <dematerialised> in other news my left nut is itchy
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash em
19:00 <dematerialised> ffs woman
19:00 <dematerialised> i shower twice a day
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm your farm
19:00 <dematerialised> i will not
19:00 <dematerialised> because my balls are tichy
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat some nachos
20:00 <GoldSpade> why cant you just shower at midday....save water costs
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm nachos… that’d be nice about now
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off gold
20:00 <GoldSpade> haha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you even bother
20:00 <GoldSpade> no idea
20:00 <MrMark> are we having fun yet?
21:00 <GoldSpade> yep
21:00 <MrMark> das is goot ya
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the tune of work (rhianna) lurk, lurk, lurk
22:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmm rhianna...................drool
22:00 <Serenity> amelia are you actualy croation?
22:00 <robot> geez its gettin late already
22:00 <robot> might go upsrtairs
22:00 <amelia> yah i am haha
22:00 <GoldSpade> I thought you were mexican
22:00 <Serenity> fyi every time someone says croation I think crustacean
22:00 <amelia> i wish
22:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHA
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you like vegeta (veg stock powder)
23:00 <Serenity> you are sebastian irl
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAA kate my Serbian friend loves that shit
23:00 <amelia> Sebastian is the man
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah everyone loves that shit over there
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think they put it in cakes
24:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and carry it around in their bag, and sprinkle it everywhere
24:00 <amelia> i swear you mention the word cake every time you are on
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sore foot - jave some vegeta
24:00 <amelia> i am not complaining
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course i do… cake, cock. food, cake...
24:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_cake
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> how original
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> die
25:00 <GoldSpade> thats me
25:00 <Matthew> go away
25:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lol
25:00 <kevin07> why should i?
25:00 <amelia> wb hun
25:00 <dematerialised> lol you were waiting for the unban
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3 matthew
25:00 <dematerialised> so sad
25:00 <kevin07> actually i know when i get unbanned
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
26:00 <kevin07> dont you know how to figure that out lol?
26:00 <kevin07> lollllllllllllllll
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you know when you’re not wanted, cunt?
26:00 <kevin07> Matthew u are very angry about essendon
26:00 <kevin07> i know
26:00 <kevin07> lol katatonic_kate01
26:00 <kevin07> calm down piggy
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww piggy
26:00 <amelia> the question mark makes it sound like a genuine question
26:00 <kevin07> it is
27:00 <kevin07> its a big question that can only be answered
27:00 <kevin07> ahh frayedknot has gone, got his pedoing for the evening
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> when youre not smokimg ice
27:00 <Matthew> you won't last 2 minutes
27:00 <amelia> he hasn't smoked it for months ok
27:00 <kevin07> lol
27:00 <kevin07> back to the ice nonsense again
27:00 <kevin07> look i have no problem admitting i take drugs
27:00 <kevin07> at all
27:00 <kevin07> but you are very wrong katatonic_kate01 piggy
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re clearly smoking ice. 
28:00 <kevin07> katatonic_kate01 ill make you a deal ok 
28:00 <amelia> hun do you want Serenity to call you this time?
28:00 <kevin07> next time i have a toke
28:00 <dematerialised> that's exactly what a drug user would say
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no thanks
28:00 <kevin07> ill make sure YOU are the first person i tell
28:00 <kevin07> ok
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i already know you’re smoking ice
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> daily
28:00 <kevin07> promise you that
28:00 <kevin07> daily?
28:00 <kevin07> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <Serenity> i am not calling that flea ridden camels cock
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> its why you’re so fucked
28:00 <kevin07> really?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, really.
28:00 <kevin07> from my daily ice toking
28:00 <kevin07> classic
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
29:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
29:00 <kevin07> dont you work with people in community services?
29:00 <Serenity> oh hes back ive got him on ignore
29:00 <kevin07> is this how you speak to your customers?
29:00 <Serenity> rofl
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <dematerialised> lol
29:00 <dematerialised> poor guy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> customers… 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking idiot
29:00 <Serenity> i thought amelia was just talking lol
29:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahah
29:00 <amelia> i never call ppl hun ok
30:00 <amelia> unless I'm bein a shithead
30:00 <dematerialised> lumeah says hun
30:00 <dematerialised> amelia = lumeah
30:00 <dematerialised> confirmed
30:00 <amelia> yah it sounds fuckin stupid
30:00 <amelia> luv
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <amelia> darl
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> would u have hot lusty sex wif lumeah dem?
30:00 <dematerialised> hmm
30:00 <dematerialised> i dunno
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls!
30:00 <dematerialised> she has a kind of "innocence" about her
30:00 <dematerialised> i reckon she goes off in the sack
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… im lost for words
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> date line… looks good
31:00 <dematerialised> look, ive done a lot of profiling of irc women to determine potential roots ok
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <dematerialised> i feel i am able to correctly identify their sexual prowess
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really!
32:00 <dematerialised> yes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall be back later.. i need to find me charger…
33:00 <dematerialised> shes actually gone to find the cable for her vibrator
33:00 <dematerialised> because i clearly just turned her on
33:00 <MrMark> lions and tigers and bears oh my!
41:00 <TheRiddler> back
41:00 <TheRiddler> home now
41:00 <amelia> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Kv0aV3964
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maggie Rogers - Alaska Views: 197,768 Uploader: phil Uploaded: Jun 2, 2016 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.84
41:00 <TheRiddler> pooped n relaxin
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <couleurs> ;)
41:00 <couleurs> that a good sang
42:00 <amelia> i fink so too
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://9gag.com/gag/awV7DXW?sc=1
45:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
46:00 <amelia> bwahahha jeezus
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Serenity> i should op amelia for an hour or so
48:00 <Serenity> see if jeromes brain actually explodes
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <amelia> he would lose his shit completely
50:00 <amelia> i think it would actually push him over the edge
50:00 <Serenity> lolll
50:00 <Serenity> does he hate you so much cause he thinks you're closer to his bum buddy mayo than he is
50:00 <Serenity> I wonderrr
50:00 <amelia> i told him mayo and i were getting married and due to his attitude, he is not invited
50:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <amelia> he said thats fine he will go to pollocks and jenns wedding
51:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahahhaa
51:00 <Serenity> rofllll
51:00 <amelia> (kevin07) have a good hard think about urself and what u are doing with ur life
51:00 <amelia> ok mum
52:00 <Serenity> LOL
52:00 <amelia> there are so many pearlers
53:00 <amelia> on the phone he was like i know you're recording this you silly fuckin slut I CAM HEAR THE FEEDBACK
54:00 <Serenity> LOL wow
54:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <Serenity> he is def on drugs dat paranoia
54:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
54:00 <amelia> i couldn't stop giggling
54:00 <amelia> i said pls hun u r being paranoid
54:00 <amelia> I CAN FUCKIN HEAR IT
54:00 <partay> why do you people involve yourself with these fucking spastics ?
54:00 <Clarkson> What the hell is "sup"? Are you a lazy african american>
54:00 <amelia> you haf to laff @ them
54:00 <partay> no
54:00 <partay> thats a spastic reason
55:00 <amelia> why take em serious for
55:00 <amelia> same reason people tolerate you
55:00 <amelia> you're a joke
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <Serenity> its all just fun n games mate
55:00 <Serenity> until jerome tops himself
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <partay> you may want to scroll up and ask yourself who is the joke 
55:00 <tobor> r u talkin bout me again amelia
55:00 <amelia> hahahaahahah will def see on the news
56:00 <amelia> tis always about you robots
56:00 <Serenity> wtf i feel like i have a rock stuck in me chest
56:00 <Serenity> like heartburn without the burning
57:00 <amelia> dats odd
57:00 <TheRiddler> maybe a gallstone moved
57:00 <TheRiddler> idk
57:00 <Serenity> im definitely dying
57:00 <amelia> into her chest
57:00 <amelia> your tit is falling off
57:00 <amelia> 1tit
57:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know anything about gallstones
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's just a tic tac
57:00 <Serenity> its prob something to do with it tbh
58:00 <ShadowLurker> gall boulders
58:00 <amelia> did you eat bad
58:00 <TheRiddler> teh1boob
58:00 <amelia> monotit
58:00 <Serenity> i r haft teh 1 bewb
58:00 <amelia> uniboob
58:00 <Serenity> nah food was ok i guess.. might have been the tomatoey stuff
59:00 <tobor> hehehehehehehhehehehehehe
00:00 <TheRiddler> stick to the tic tacs
01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:00 <tobor> `topic monotits / uniboobs / unmamotas / mammaria sinulare
01:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
02:00 <tobor> hope u feel better serenity
05:00 <Serenity> ty robutt
08:00 <amelia> puppy caught me spying on her earlier today den raced up like let me in
08:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/uNKSOhM
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> cute
10:00 <tobor> ty riddler i work out
10:00 <faux> lollll 'puppy'
10:00 <faux> its bloody taller than me
10:00 <Maurice> According to my laptop I'm not online
10:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
11:00 <amelia> she jus got a big head ok
11:00 <Maurice> This is terrible
12:00 <Serenity> this is how I feel when i talk to rob
12:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13501629_1397175776963173_8109292416408596117_n.jpg?oh=37f68e6871a3b7c00b07c7e7b8757418&oe=57F553AD
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> exactamundo
12:00 <faux> like recently amsy was saying its 22 in jorway
12:00 <faux> norway
13:00 <faux> and everyone's at the beach 
13:00 <Serenity> fucking hell haha
13:00 <Clarkson> the japs are a whole other level of crazy man
13:00 <Matthew> so hot right now
13:00 <tobor> yea
13:00 <Serenity> 22 is still cold
13:00 <faux> yeah for us
13:00 <faux> lolll
13:00 <faux> over there its summer
13:00 <TheRiddler> 4 words to ruin a date, go!
13:00 <Serenity> its so weird how it works
13:00 <faux> i need to poop
13:00 <Serenity> like my friend in qld starts bitching when it gets under 25
13:00 <Serenity> im like.. shut up ok
14:00 <faux> thats 4 TheRiddler 
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <Serenity> also wtf is that hamelias dog?
14:00 <tobor> yeah
14:00 <Serenity> i always thought she had a pocket dog
15:00 <tobor> when i was in perth at xmas yonks ago it was cold af
15:00 <tobor> me family all had jumpers on
15:00 <faux> ye i lol at her calling it a puppy
15:00 <faux> its gigAntic 
15:00 <TheRiddler> cold at xmas time in perth?
15:00 <Serenity> i dont remember it ever being cold at christmas here
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> you mean perth scotland?
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <amelia> whydahexagon would you think i had a pocket dog
15:00 <Serenity> its always like 400 degrees while im tryint to cook me turkey
15:00 <Maurice> By cold do you mean 40 degrees
15:00 <TheRiddler> pocket rocket
16:00 <Serenity> I DONT KNOW AMELIA ok!
16:00 <Maurice> What kind of dog is it
16:00 <amelia> blue american staffy
16:00 <tobor> serenity it was........
16:00 <Maurice> Aww cute
16:00 <amelia> as if I'd rock around with a chihuahua jeezus
16:00 <Maurice> Serenity, now you can picture her carrying out her giant dog in her handbag
16:00 <Serenity> you must be from jamaica robutt
16:00 <tobor> shit, 14 years ago
16:00 <amelia> i am actually offended by you Serenity
17:00 <amelia> off with your heaf
17:00 <Maurice> 14 yrs ago I was preg with my first, it def was not cold at xmas
17:00 <amelia> head too
17:00 <TheRiddler> wut about a shitzu
17:00 <amelia> they are cute but puppy is better
17:00 <Serenity> would you like me to softly whisper things in your ear about you being a croatian pig amelia?
17:00 <Serenity> to calm you
17:00 <amelia> that is exactly wot i want
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Serenity> oink for me you croatian cunt
18:00 <amelia> Serenity my #1 despo
18:00 <amelia> stop cooking your baked beans and come whisper in ma ear
18:00 <tobor> k Maurice except it was
18:00 <Serenity> i thought you were my #1 despo
18:00 <Maurice> It was not
18:00 <tobor> really cold
18:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds kinky
18:00 <Serenity> im so confused
18:00 <TheRiddler> oink for me
18:00 <Serenity> i dont remember christmas 14 years ago beacuse i was like 15 and i didnt give a fuck
18:00 <amelia> no u r my role model remember
19:00 <Serenity> ohh righ
19:00 <Serenity> t
19:00 <faux> t
19:00 <tobor> heheheheheheheheehehehheehhe ser
19:00 <faux> lamo
19:00 <faux> Sarh
19:00 <TheRiddler> you'll need to have 7 kids to 11 baby dadies amelia
19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:00 <tobor> what
20:00 <tobor> whos a lamo
20:00 <Serenity> thats my job ok
20:00 <faux> u
20:00 <Serenity> riddo
20:00 <amelia> Bwahahhahaahhaa
20:00 <tobor> :/
20:00 <faux> except i meant lmao
20:00 <tobor> o
20:00 <MrMark> burp
20:00 <faux> Tinah and Sarh
20:00 <Serenity> that dog pic is still open
20:00 <Serenity> hes staring into my soul
20:00 <faux> she
20:00 <faux> :o
20:00 <amelia> she
20:00 <Serenity> IT
20:00 <Serenity> whateva
20:00 <amelia> >:|
21:00 <faux> how lod is she
21:00 <amelia> SHE IS CUTE OK
21:00 <faux> old
21:00 <amelia> like 3
21:00 <Serenity> does she like baked beans mate?
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <amelia> does she look mean?
21:00 <faux> she is a puppy kinda
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <faux> but shes gigantic 
21:00 <faux> she reminds me of me aunties dog Trigger
21:00 <dematerialised> *fart*
21:00 <faux> but he died :-(
21:00 <amelia> she is super cuddly and sooky but i think she looks rough to other ppl
21:00 <Serenity> you'd prob like my friends pup
21:00 <Serenity> hold on
22:00 <amelia> aww poor puppy :(
22:00 <TheRiddler> triggered
22:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/13346909_10154134200545330_792322365419186237_n.jpg?oh=c203a0d976b43e5a456e7a46d741d7a9&oe=57EE62A3
22:00 <TheRiddler> sry
22:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
22:00 <amelia> gimme
22:00 <TheRiddler> that that was very poor
22:00 <amelia> cutie pie puppy
22:00 <faux> that dog looks terrifying
23:00 <faux> like muscley gym junkie dog
23:00 <Serenity> shes only like
23:00 <Serenity> 10 months old
23:00 <faux> that racks up and fights lebs
23:00 <amelia> awwwwwwww
23:00 <amelia> soso cute
23:00 <amelia> she prob look friendlier here http://m.imgur.com/NbCPqzS
23:00 <Maurice> I've got a girl on fb and shes got a pit bull rescue, you should see how cute some of those dogs are
24:00 <amelia> goshdamn they haf the cutest lil faces but big heads
24:00 <amelia> staffys and pittys
24:00 <Maurice> My mums got a dogue de bordeaux and she's ugly and she drools everywhere
24:00 <Maurice> The dog that is, I dunno what mum does after dark
25:00 <Doodle> i do
25:00 <Maurice> :o
25:00 <Serenity> oh nah she was 1 in april
25:00 <Serenity> cause my friend had a cake for her...
25:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11247973_10154025315325330_8213306621348085467_n.jpg?oh=e766c97d22488a0b1f94131b60c497ce&oe=57EB0CFF
25:00 <dematerialised> 12 months
25:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
25:00 <amelia> do want
25:00 <amelia> she needs ameliapats
26:00 <Doodle> i read that as armpits
26:00 <Doodle> :/
26:00 <Serenity> shes so naughtytoo its funny
26:00 <Serenity> she tries to escape all the time
26:00 <faux> aw meelies that pic is good
26:00 <amelia> dat cake looks good minus the bones
26:00 <faux> i mean
26:00 <faux> cute
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <faux> Good.
26:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
26:00 <faux> def looks cuter there
26:00 <faux> whats her name fmi
27:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
27:00 <partay> my dog is way cuter 
27:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA Suzanne
27:00 <amelia> suzanne is def a curly haired dog name
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> aw cute
28:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10915144_812821678804545_124171146752973711_n.jpg?oh=1f9e72843c21607a5c9a07378d8d2a57&oe=57EBB9FB
28:00 <amelia> she's not really called suzanne i was joking
28:00 <Doodle> dale is a curly headed fuck name
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <faux> i know
28:00 <faux> u noticed me
28:00 <faux> idiet
28:00 <faux> also
28:00 <faux> meelies
28:00 <amelia> ok your dog is cute but the owner is fuckin terrible
28:00 <Matthew> I know a Dale
28:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqg-NLSrFo
28:00 <Maurice> THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: angry dog Views: 490,444 Uploader: 2,251,219 views Uploaded: Jun 21, 2016 Duration: 0m13s Rating: 4.85
28:00 <partay> lol
28:00 <Doodle> loool
28:00 <Doodle> ta Maurice
29:00 <Doodle> i was beginning to think i was INVISIBLE
29:00 <amelia> bwaaaahahahahahahaah this angry dog is nuts
29:00 <amelia> its pliv
29:00 <faux> that dog needs a cheeseburger
29:00 <faux> teh one partay pasted
29:00 <amelia> HOLY SHIT IT GOT SNAPPES
29:00 <amelia> SNAPPED
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <amelia> bwaaaahahahaahahhahaha
29:00 <faux> talk shit get hit
29:00 <Clarkson> [19:45:56] and suck cocks over that too.
29:00 <dematerialised> pliv is the human version of an angry rat dog
29:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhaaha
29:00 <faux> ye watch the vid shane
29:00 <amelia> lil chihuahua shithead
30:00 <dematerialised> i did
30:00 <dematerialised> its funny
30:00 <faux> phew
30:00 <dematerialised> did u see the graffiti pic sezz/faux?
30:00 <faux> yeah i replied
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Serenity> yes i replied
30:00 <amelia> *smack* den pokes head over bed to look
31:00 <faux> lol sdz
31:00 <faux> sez
31:00 <faux> DID U SEE THE PIC THAT U REPLIED TO
31:00 <Serenity> lolll
31:00 <dematerialised> look ive been workingall day and im tired
31:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember this siht
31:00 <Serenity> some hard core 12 year olds from 1999 out there
32:00 <TheRiddler> graffiti pic?
32:00 <dematerialised> i literally have only looked at my phone once since sending that pic and that was to connect it to my car
32:00 <dematerialised> so leave me alone!
32:00 <TheRiddler> is it graffiti or street art?
32:00 <Serenity> why are you so incredibly shit
32:00 <Serenity> who only looks at their phone once in 8 hours
32:00 <dematerialised> someone who's busy!
32:00 <Serenity> rubbish
33:00 <dematerialised> nah graffiti riddler
33:00 <dematerialised> chicken scratchings
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh
33:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer street art
33:00 <dematerialised> there used to be a huge mural on the side of a building next to claisebrook station
33:00 <TheRiddler> canberra had some great street art
33:00 <dematerialised> but some idiot got a memorial on it
33:00 <TheRiddler> damn
34:00 <dematerialised> i might still have the pic on me pc
34:00 <dematerialised> or fb
34:00 <dematerialised> lemme look
34:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rvRgemJ.jpg
34:00 <TheRiddler> there was a pic of a topless woman on the side of a storm water drain
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> alot of street artists use the storm drains to do their art
35:00 <TheRiddler> I probably still have a pic of it
35:00 <TheRiddler> I was taking pics of the works
36:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10014697_10202954952890070_1849246618747096770_n.jpg?oh=a41b7add1fccd29f90fe82110fa6f4f3&oe=57F70571
36:00 <dematerialised> can you see that one?
37:00 <dematerialised> thats the replaced one with the memorial on it (the guy on the right)
37:00 <dematerialised> im trying to find the original
37:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10014697_10202954952890070_1849246618747096770_n.jpg?oh=a41b7add1fccd29f90fe82110fa6f4f3&oe=57F70571
37:00 <dematerialised> that one is here behind the local auto-tune
38:00 <tobor> ne1 conductin trainin sessions on the finer points of pilferin goods?
38:00 <dematerialised> hmm cant fine the original one, bugger
39:00 <dematerialised> LOL
39:00 <dematerialised> amelia have i shown you the pic of me in a pirate outfit?
39:00 <dematerialised> pirate/old english gu
39:00 <dematerialised> y
39:00 <amelia> no but can you
39:00 <dematerialised> i will paste it here because i dont give a fuck and its amazing
39:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16053_4608089675529_1924528388_n.jpg?oh=8d067bba7f4f10f3c9663038a580024a&oe=57EA5E40
40:00 <dematerialised> it was for a costumed work christmas party
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
40:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHA
40:00 <faux> u look like um
40:00 <faux> FUCK
40:00 <TheRiddler> rocco from mega64
41:00 <Serenity> he looks like he needs a poo
41:00 <thestig> lolll
41:00 <TheRiddler> that's what he looks like
41:00 <dematerialised> i dunno what rocco from mega64 is
41:00 <dematerialised> so that means nothing
41:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
41:00 <amelia> sweet hat
42:00 <dematerialised> thanks
42:00 <amelia> impressive
42:00 <dematerialised> i still have that uniform i think
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uJZrmEFzD9U/maxresdefault.jpg
42:00 <TheRiddler> that's rocco
42:00 <dematerialised> that is actually me except i dont breathe through my mouth
42:00 <President_Trump> I AM THE ALPHA
42:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllll @ demut
43:00 <dematerialised> also that pic is in my old shanty house
43:00 <dematerialised> that i am finally rid of
43:00 <dematerialised> thank fuck
45:00 <President_Trump> why did u post the pic of the grafitti wall?
46:00 <dematerialised> because i was talking about a pic i sent faux and sezz this morning
46:00 <dematerialised> because we were talking about some gang names
46:00 <dematerialised> the night before
47:00 <President_Trump> what sort of gangs?
47:00 <dematerialised> cant remember now
47:00 <dematerialised> all i remember is it was stupid
47:00 <TheRiddler> what a waste of a good mural
47:00 <TheRiddler> all those gang signs
47:00 <President_Trump> what does that wall have to do with gangs?
48:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11173400_10205754185389133_468760569525883953_n.jpg?oh=edffd7e00fa0e02c08cf06d7bf6f32c4&oe=580BCA29
48:00 <dematerialised> best graffiti
49:00 <TheRiddler> someone tagged a bunch of places here a couple of weeks ago
49:00 <dematerialised> er wtf facebook has trashed my kalbarri/monkey mia album
49:00 <dematerialised> the fucks
50:00 <TheRiddler> also the gaypride thing on the ground at the crosswalk of york st is still there partly
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah i saw that when i was there last
50:00 <TheRiddler> looks like they did it with spray paint n just claim it was chalk
50:00 <President_Trump> where do u live demut?
51:00 <dematerialised> perth
51:00 <President_Trump> which suburb?
51:00 <dematerialised> ... perth
51:00 <President_Trump> amelia lives in morley
51:00 <dematerialised> i know
51:00 <amelia> no i do not
52:00 <Doodle> amelia lives in a constant state of arounsal when she is in this channel
52:00 <Doodle> -n
52:00 <amelia> aRouNSeL
52:00 <Doodle> haha
52:00 <Doodle> like a carousel but damper
52:00 <Doodle> MOISTER
52:00 <amelia> hahaah
52:00 <amelia> oh yux
52:00 <dematerialised> i literally live in perth cbd President_Trump
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <dematerialised> i walk to work
53:00 <amelia> President_Trump lives in Peppermint Grove
53:00 <TheRiddler> so cannington carousel
53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
53:00 <dematerialised> that explains everything
53:00 <amelia> he owns an estate there with a 17k fridge that his butler sleeps in
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> that place is pretty damp
54:00 <President_Trump> amelia is going to be the agent when i sell my property
54:00 <President_Trump> so she can get her first ever sale
54:00 <dematerialised> i have a feeling she will charge you exorbitant commission fees
54:00 <dematerialised> and then not have a sunset clause
54:00 <President_Trump> she would do it for free just to get some experience making a sale lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:00 <Doodle> ehuheuheuihehieihiue
54:00 <amelia> lololololllllllllllllllll
55:00 <President_Trump> chucky will be doing the auction
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
55:00 <President_Trump> 'yeah this house is in melbourne i mean perth'
56:00 <amelia> AHAH
57:00 <TheRiddler> what is the geelong of perth
57:00 <dematerialised> what is geelong?
57:00 <GoldSpade> football club
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's a city with alot of feral bogans
58:00 <dematerialised> rockignham?
58:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I thought
58:00 <GoldSpade> hole
58:00 <GoldSpade> rockingham is a hole
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
01:00 <Doodle> little bit
02:00 <GoldSpade> another hole
02:00 <GoldSpade> jk kate
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd gold
03:00 <partay> GoldSpank
03:00 <GoldSpade> smd what does that mean
03:00 <GoldSpade> pansy!!!
03:00 <partay> Suck My Dick
04:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
04:00 <Lumeah> partay 
04:00 <GoldSpade> joking relax
04:00 <Lumeah> cock.. now! 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> when was the last time you got some cock lumeah
05:00 <partay> Lumeah my cock is nice and warm just where it is 
06:00 <Lumeah> I've never seen his cock....lol
06:00 <Lumeah> butt out. it's a joke.. gezz Louise
06:00 <Matthew> Princess Diana would be 55 this year...
07:00 <Lumeah> aww 
07:00 <Lumeah> never really into her
07:00 <Lumeah> i recon it was a set up tho
08:00 <Lumeah> .. you started it.  
08:00 <Lumeah> :p
08:00 <Matthew> no.
08:00 <Lumeah> no? 
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13450727_1196674640382989_4550332716588583734_n.jpg?oh=12f4d596b0867b71892c754dba0b95dd&oe=57F13402&__gda__=1475877480_f67e454421aab365f770eff6fc678865
09:00 <Lumeah> lol..  so now u can gtfo.. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> amelia: guess where, https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10906225_10205984471826150_5329428999641993347_n.jpg?oh=6dcad59100d6980170dfdbcb3b70e53c&oe=57F007F1
11:00 <amelia> wheredahexagon is dat pretty place
11:00 <dematerialised> i will give you three guesses
11:00 <dematerialised> and a hint
11:00 <dematerialised> its north
11:00 <amelia> 1x more hint
11:00 <amelia> starts wif?
11:00 <dematerialised> and its on the coast
12:00 <amelia> 1x more, i want first letter pls Eddie
12:00 <dematerialised> nah because that would make it easy
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.buzzfeed.com/elainawahl/things-you-will-only-see-at-a-thrift-store?utm_term=.pneyx7nVZ#.vmRGXR18b
12:00 <dematerialised> starts with k and ends with i
12:00 <amelia> dont make me have a tantrum
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, please stop petting me and save my life
13:00 <amelia> kalbarri
13:00 <dematerialised> ding!
13:00 <amelia> dingdingding!
13:00 <dematerialised> kalbarri national park, hawks nest/z-bend
13:00 <amelia> I am the fuckin smartest here
13:00 <Clarkson> rabbit proof fence sucked cock
13:00 <amelia> it looks super duper
13:00 <dematerialised> it was very nice
13:00 <Doodle> looool katatonic_kate01
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Doodle> light reading
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’ll keep the dick shoes
14:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11014891_10205984477946303_8966419470417187530_n.jpg?oh=249f60c3c764d98bd159f7d952c65a96&oe=57F458E7
14:00 <dematerialised> ross graham gorge
14:00 <Doodle> haha
14:00 <President_Trump> do u know david hobbs
15:00 <dematerialised> yes
15:00 <President_Trump> how do u know him?
15:00 <dematerialised> worked with him
15:00 <amelia> dats also pretty
15:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:00 <amelia> you worked with loopydog?
15:00 <President_Trump> david slobbs
15:00 <dematerialised> of course
15:00 <dematerialised> not
15:00 <tobor> lolllll -- turmp
15:00 <dematerialised> why would i be telling trump anything about me
15:00 <dematerialised> lmao
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
16:00 <President_Trump> so i can rape you
16:00 <President_Trump> in your pirate hat
16:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHA
16:00 <dematerialised> that shit turns you on hey?
16:00 <dematerialised> ok meels
16:00 <dematerialised> last two
17:00 <Lumeah> rape his arse 
17:00 <amelia> otays
17:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11377375_10205986042105406_7253340336651749740_n.jpg?oh=7a9537a8834df2e12480f69d9e80b495&oe=57F6611E
17:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10511342_10205986038785323_4197936455140686367_n.jpg?oh=83cf1bc6f92d124c6f07f5b1b60b1653&oe=57F049BB
17:00 <dematerialised> guess where
17:00 <dematerialised> also north
17:00 <amelia> broome
17:00 <dematerialised> not quite!
17:00 <dematerialised> starts with m
18:00 <dematerialised> ends with i
18:00 <amelia> monkey mia
18:00 <amelia> oh
18:00 <dematerialised> ding!
18:00 <amelia> You said ends with i?
18:00 <dematerialised> oh
18:00 <dematerialised> derp
18:00 <dematerialised> im an idiot
18:00 <amelia> YOU TRICKED @ ME
18:00 <dematerialised> you were right anyway
18:00 <dematerialised> hahahaah
18:00 <amelia> but i still got it ahahahahaha
19:00 <amelia> looks prettyful
19:00 <dematerialised> it really really was
19:00 <dematerialised> it was the end of 3 days of going up the coast
19:00 <dematerialised> so so so good and relaxing
19:00 <dematerialised> and chilled
19:00 <dematerialised> A+++ do recommend
19:00 <amelia> how long you stay there fors
19:00 <dematerialised> just overnight
20:00 <dematerialised> $79 for a beach-side room
20:00 <dematerialised> best value for money ever
20:00 <amelia> cant say no to that
20:00 <tobor> i better go to sleep after this ep
21:00 <amelia> ni nis @ chu wobot
21:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating conniseur cookies n cream ice cream
21:00 <British^Meat> cum
22:00 <amelia> goshdamn asheh
22:00 <amelia> eif
22:00 <amelia> wif ice magic?
22:00 <TheRiddler> sry no ice magic
22:00 <TheRiddler> on it's own
22:00 <amelia> dats ok, still joyful and would scoff down
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking LOL AT priv
22:00 <TheRiddler> it's better than peter's brand
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got logs to send your husband… but can i have his email address
23:00 <amelia> blue ribbon
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking LOL!
23:00 <amelia> AAHAAHAH
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <amelia> crack up
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking ice smokers
23:00 <dematerialised> the boy needs therapy
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> he does aye
23:00 <TheRiddler> that boy needs therapy
24:00 <amelia> (ameliar) having a good pedo with demat the pirate?
24:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> far out
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <faux> odd fella
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> very odd
24:00 <dematerialised> he's just jealous he can't wear a pirate custome
24:00 <dematerialised> and still be as baller as me
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon it’s cos he smokes heaps of ice
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Good Quality) Views: 5,486,548 Uploader: kaserex Uploaded: Sep 17, 2006 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.91
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean….. he hasnt even smoked it since last aug
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol the music video
25:00 <amelia> DeMaT^THe^PiRaTe
25:00 <faux> just say i dooo oo o o o oooo
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he is prob injecting now
25:00 <dematerialised> faux: https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/180688_1804533548378_3458814_n.jpg?oh=399f1b4daf9e264d9d45847b97323a95&oe=58005C28
25:00 <faux> piraterialised
25:00 <TheRiddler> old woman playing the drums
25:00 <faux> r u kidden me
25:00 <TheRiddler> the group of people wearing white sheets
26:00 <faux> i love mentos omgosh
26:00 <faux> yummmm
26:00 <dematerialised> hehe
26:00 <dematerialised> and https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/208618_1902242431039_2525624_n.jpg?oh=059a507240578aea381adc29289bef3f&oe=5803AFE2
26:00 <faux> how many tubs
26:00 <dematerialised> these are old pics
26:00 <dematerialised> just what you see
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <faux> ye warheads taste odd to me
26:00 <faux> but yum mentos
27:00 <faux> do you have any left
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> lol no
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <dematerialised> i think that pic would be like 5 or 6 years old now
27:00 <faux> oh you know what
27:00 <faux> i remember those pics
27:00 <faux> ur old house u said u got ants ornsomething
27:00 <dematerialised> yeah it was probably the crack shack
27:00 <faux> wow
28:00 <faux> tht was ages
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> crack shack babyyyyy
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats wheres it’s at.....
29:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAuFAgHpzc
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Avalanches - Since I Left You Views: 2,066,163 Uploader: malcolmturnbull Uploaded: Aug 14, 2006 Duration: 4m49s Rating: 4.91
29:00 <tobor> alright, well goodnight everyone
29:00 <dematerialised> nini robot
29:00 <faux> night
29:00 <amelia> night wobots
29:00 <tobor> ciao demat ^5
29:00 <tobor> bye faux
29:00 <tobor> bye amelia
29:00 <faux> sleep wells
29:00 <TheRiddler> night botbutt
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <tobor> nite riddo
30:00 <faux> :p
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> fff
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai Stev1eLoZz
31:00 <TheRiddler> malcolmturnbull uploaded it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai ice ice baby
33:00 <GoldSpade> far out...all you do is talk about ice,,,may as well stick your head in the freezer
34:00 <British^Meat> youre fooling no one GoldSpade
34:00 <dematerialised> im such a foool for youuuuu
34:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cranberries - Linger Views: 90,423,450 Uploader: TheCranberriesVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.87
35:00 <dematerialised> ok bed times night faggots
35:00 <GoldSpade> night sweety dematerialised
37:00 <GoldSpade> mwah
38:00 <Matthew> mmmmk
40:00 <GoldSpade> wonder if  dematerialised thinks about guys in bed at nighttime
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