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00:00 <robot> whos excited 4 sunday
03:00 <johninja> ne1 goin 2 church
03:00 <Maurice> I'm excited to sleep in
03:00 <dematerialised> im gonna sleep in until 1PM and then probably watch porn, play games and wash my clothes so im ready for work tomorrow
03:00 <dematerialised> sundays are awesome
03:00 <robot> yeah Maurice
04:00 <johninja> everyday is sunday for johninja
04:00 <johninja> so i have nothing to get excited about :(
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> im excited for bangladesh
07:00 <Serenity> we're riding to the park thats about all i have planned
08:00 <johninja> are you going to meet beehhh TropicalStormJim?
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> why would i do a silly thing like that?
09:00 <Skirmish> LOL http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/Of9b1
09:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/MaximBady/videos/1097410096968105/
10:00 <Skirmish> This is faux http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/q56ID
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://www.telstra.com.au/consumer-advice/customer-service/mass-service-disruption/
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> im pretty sure telstra just claimed that all of nsw is under fault, and is exempt from standard timeframes for service restoration
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> eta: july
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> wth
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> beehhh probably gets better internet service
12:00 <johninja> they need more copper in their network
12:00 <johninja> thats the problem
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> no severe weather condition
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> probably everything is under water due to lack of maintenance
13:00 <johninja> from lack of copper
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> uhh
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> they're claiming its related to a storm
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> im unsure how a lack of copper is relevant?
14:00 <johninja> these fancy fiber optics can't conduct things in harsh weather where as copper can
14:00 <Skirmish> Telstra doesn't care what the question is. The answer is always more copper. 
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> remember the 90s, where you'd call them and they'd transfer you to 500 different departments
16:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/marc.goodwin.5/videos/10208523495778164/
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> it was always amazing how many departments they actually have
16:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha how dumb is this cunt
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> except they didn't have one for customer service
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb injecting marijuanas into my dick
17:00 <johninja> lol@vid
18:00 <johninja> not even strong enough to brekak the handles
18:00 <johninja> you should inject some copper into your dick TropicalStormJim
19:00 <Serenity> wow rofl
19:00 <Serenity> that was brutal
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> thankyou for calling telstra
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> do you have any other enquiries?
22:00 <robot> Maurice r u comin 2 the strippers with me n Serenity
24:00 <Maurice> I don't see why not
25:00 <Maurice> I wont be going for the boobs though, I'll be there for the booze
29:00 <robot> lol
31:00 <robot> n then one of the strippers comes n talk 2 Maurice n shes like im just here for the booze
31:00 <robot> goodnight lovelies
31:00 <Maurice> Piss off, bitch
31:00 <Clarkson> I'm not u fucking wanker
31:00 <Maurice> Oh
32:00 <Maurice> Thats your opinion Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> pretty pissed that this holiday is ending early just because of some mayan shit
32:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
35:00 <BlackDevil> Christina Grimmie fatally shot
36:00 <British^Meat> welcome to at least 5 hours ago BlackDevil......
36:00 <BlackDevil> i was masturbating
37:00 <Serenity> Clarkson's mum is such a hoe her vagina resembles a hippes yawn
37:00 <Clarkson> seen it when i had them arrive for other shit
37:00 <Serenity> i think i just insulted myself..
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/carlosalberto.marreromedrano/videos/1251379928206331/
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ill just leave that here
45:00 <Maurice> Why do I still click your links
55:00 <Serenity> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL binx was chasing turbo and turbo flung himself around and tried to jump on the couch but missed and he looked like scar holding onto the side of the cliff in lion king
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> binx the killer bunny
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Maurice> I love that scene, and Simba sinks his claws in and just chucks Scar over
00:00 <Maurice> REVENGEEEE
01:00 <President_Trump> where is simba?
01:00 <President_Trump> shot little fat greek loolllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:00 <Maurice> You should ask him
01:00 <President_Trump> *short
04:00 <Serenity> they are so scared of him and all binx wants to do is play
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol aww
05:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he has a hidden dark side that he shows only when you're not looking
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <dematerialised> rabbits are known rapists
07:00 <dematerialised> i'd be wary too
07:00 <Serenity> thats dolphins
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.buzzfeed.com/gyanyankovich/chocolate-kebabs-are-real?utm_term=.db2a3pMKP&bffb#.knNOdbEM4
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm so going to check this place out
17:00 <faux> johnnaayyy
23:00 <johninja> morninggg fauxy lady
23:00 <johninja> how did you sleep?
25:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/VfIH5HR.gifv 
30:00 <johninja> http://pics1.pof.com/dating/1131/30/27/11cdbf40d-81ad-4a0b-8a2b-b23d35241448.jpg 
32:00 <johninja> eep i'm turning into awolf
35:00 <faux> oh hi soz
35:00 <faux> slept well thanks 
35:00 <faux> super early lol
35:00 <faux> 11 i think
35:00 <faux> or thereabouts
35:00 <faux> woke up at 6
35:00 <faux> how are you?
36:00 <johninja> yeah alright
36:00 <johninja> crashed out early and woke up and havn't gone back to sleep yet
37:00 <faux> rofl that gif
37:00 <faux> still rolling..
37:00 <faux> crap
37:00 <Clarkson> you've got your pants around your ankles and a condom hanging out of your ass
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <faux> busted.
38:00 <johninja> yeah haha
38:00 <faux> jesus that chick has crazy eyes
38:00 <johninja> yeah crosseyed
38:00 <johninja> you can get it fixed pretty easy these days
38:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> tge thought od that makes me cringe so hard
39:00 <faux> have u seen the how its made video of theglass eye? 
39:00 <faux> its pretty incredible
39:00 <johninja> oh yeh?
39:00 <johninja> is it long?
39:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/lSKdNMwy1Lg
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How its Made Artificial Eyes Views: 1,854,118 Uploader: How Its Made Uploaded: Jan 26, 2014 Duration: 4m50s Rating: 4.81
39:00 <faux> 5 mins
40:00 <johninja> ugh that freaks me out seing the inside of his eye lol
40:00 <faux> loll
41:00 <faux> its really uncomfortable to watch but its fucking incredible
41:00 <johninja> lol yeh got me squirmin
42:00 <johninja> its cool tho
42:00 <faux> i wonder if he can feel anything
42:00 <johninja> i kinda thought they would all be the same
42:00 <faux> fast forward if u dont wanna watch
42:00 <faux> to the end
42:00 <faux> to see the eye
42:00 <faux> its amazingly identical
42:00 <faux> looks so real
45:00 <johninja> yeh thats cool how it moves etc
45:00 <johninja> didn't know that
45:00 <johninja> i think i would just rock a patch
45:00 <johninja> ladies love pirates
47:00 <faux> lolll
47:00 <faux> mmm
47:00 <faux> depp
48:00 <johninja> haha
48:00 <faux> i could so nap 
48:00 <johninja> well he's back on the market now
48:00 <faux> me ovaries r sore
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <johninja> sorry i shouldn't laugh
49:00 <faux> lol its ok
49:00 <faux> idk why im in pain tbh
51:00 <johninja> ugh this dumb fuck begs me back, breaks up with me 20 minutes later then tells me i'm undesirable
51:00 <Clarkson> lemonparty is the shit
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> why do you still bother
57:00 <johninja> i don't know
58:00 <johninja> i guess it just seems easier than meeting new people
59:00 <faux> didnt you say she has an Avo?
59:00 <faux> so youre not allowed to see your daughter either? how does that work
59:00 <johninja> well she reckons its not active now
00:00 <johninja> but i have it here until 2019
00:00 <johninja> on paper
00:00 <johninja> so ugh
00:00 <johninja> but if you wanted to do it properly you would have to get a court visitation date set etc
02:00 <johninja> she lent some money off me then refused to pay it back and went to the cops when i got mad about it
02:00 <johninja> and they told her to fuck off
03:00 <faux> woukdnt you rather meet someone new who treats you right than be with someone who threatens you.. manipulates you??
03:00 <johninja> yeh
03:00 <faux> it seems harder work being with someone like that
03:00 <faux> i would ignore her calls 
03:00 <faux> but its hard cos of your kid
03:00 <faux> :/
04:00 <johninja> yeah
05:00 <johninja> i like looking after the kids
05:00 <johninja> i wish she would just let me look after them
05:00 <johninja> instead of doing a half assed job
05:00 <faux> :(
06:00 <faux> i gtg juan
06:00 <faux> SMILE
07:00 <faux> ttys :)
07:00 <johninja> alright :)
09:00 <Serenity> oh john :(
10:00 <robot> ye
10:00 <robot> hi
21:00 <CrIp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyu1UnbDKpI
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: dat boi!!!! 1 hour version Views: 10,154 Uploader: lZAK Live Uploaded: May 21, 2016 Duration: 60m3s Rating: 4.61
30:00 <Immutable> what the dick 
35:00 <Serenity> hi robutt
35:00 <robot> hiiiiiiiii
36:00 <Serenity> sup
38:00 <robot> watchin suprfgirl
41:00 <Serenity> im eating crumpets
41:00 <robot> nice
43:00 <robot> supergirl is a babe
47:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13432381_1237515909626635_5499005092979215926_n.jpg?oh=ada6cfedb934ba6c6dec4c3b921e105e&oe=57D1ED53
48:00 <robot> lol
49:00 <Doodle> ehehe
52:00 <faux> hurueuenuhurhuhr
53:00 <robot> lol i was just thinking that faxu
53:00 <robot> hueheheuheuhuhehuehhe
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <faux> brb im about to piss niagara falls
53:00 <Immutable> I think she's wearing to much 
56:00 <doctor> i think im the pink one cause i have a droopy erection
01:00 <Serenity> dematerialised you fuck where are you
01:00 <Clarkson> Or worse.  Did he pick his ass
04:00 <faux> wine at wine oclock isnt bad is it
05:00 <faux> uh
05:00 <faux> one*
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <faux> ok i answered my own question
05:00 <robot> lol
05:00 <robot> no its not
08:00 <robot> k well i'm gonna visit the toilet
11:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <faux> hi doodie
12:00 <faux> whats teh haps señor flaps
14:00 <doctor> http://imgur.com/swdpV9g
15:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> OMG Serenity 
30:00 <faux> new outcast rp
30:00 <faux> ep
30:00 <faux> !!,@$("8"93, $) $,#(#,'
30:00 <faux> ee
36:00 <Serenity> eeeeek
36:00 <Serenity> illget it in a min
36:00 <Serenity> puting me face on
37:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> me website doesnt have it yet noo
46:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/vSfHDqr.jpg
56:00 <BlackDevil> i dont get it
04:00 <British^Meat> yer, ive only seen that pic 5 times today
04:00 <British^Meat> hope i see it again 2moro
05:00 <British^Meat> as well as that toddler with the scabby face, or that rapist guy
22:00 <faux> holy fuck Randy from 2broke girls is the most gorgeous human being i have ever sden
22:00 <faux> nexlhsjvkx
22:00 <faux> hng
25:00 <mrwuf> how many legs do goblins have
27:00 <emuls> all of them
30:00 <British^Meat> OI
30:00 <British^Meat> u have a plus
30:00 <British^Meat> oh i get it
30:00 <British^Meat> coz ur a girl
30:00 <British^Meat> and pregs
30:00 <British^Meat> ffs, us men struggle so much
30:00 <British^Meat> one sec
30:00 <British^Meat> the wife wants me to look @ the cat
35:00 <British^Meat> mrwuf 2
35:00 <British^Meat> am i right?
41:00 <dematerialised> [11:01:31] <@Serenity> dematerialised you fuck where are you
41:00 <dematerialised> wha
41:00 <dematerialised> t
43:00 <Serenity> oh
43:00 <Serenity> i found something
43:00 <dematerialised> also good morning faggots
43:00 <dematerialised> what is this something
43:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/Happy-Larrys-chocolate-kebab-shop-107864642967770/timeline
44:00 <dematerialised> ......
44:00 <dematerialised> do want
44:00 <Serenity> so much want
51:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jArVCGzpWls
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Worst Thing that Can Happen After Sending a Dick Pic | Gentlemen Lobsters Views: 19,210 Uploader: GQ Uploaded: Jun 22, 2015 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.84
01:00 <Skirmish> shave it - choose it - enjoy it  Sounds like a brothel advertisement. 
06:00 <Lumeah2> Love ya too skirmy
17:00 <robot> hello nerdygirl
17:00 <nerdygirl> yo
17:00 <robot> what are you up to?
17:00 <nerdygirl> not much 
18:00 <dematerialised> cheer up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA Views: 69,470,019 Uploader: ProtoOfSnagem Uploaded: Nov 7, 2010 Duration: 2m7s Rating: 4.84
20:00 <British^Meat> who is your fav character in GoT?
21:00 <robot> heman
21:00 <dematerialised> Bronn
21:00 <British^Meat> i like that guy
21:00 <British^Meat> ermm...
21:00 <British^Meat> whos hanging around jaime lannister atm
21:00 <British^Meat> and who was with the midget heaps
21:00 <dematerialised> Bronn <--
21:00 <British^Meat> oh is that him?
21:00 <British^Meat> lemme google
21:00 <dematerialised> yes
22:00 <British^Meat> yeh him
22:00 <British^Meat> he's ace
22:00 <robot> skeletor is my next favourite
33:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat; HOLD THA DOOR!
34:00 <Skirmish> HOLD THA DOOR HOLD THA DOOR HOLD THA DOOR
34:00 <Skirmish> Never has watching a child have a siezure made so much sense. 
35:00 <faux> ok
35:00 <Skirmish> I still have not watched last weeks GoT yet. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Still haven't caught up Blacklist either. Fuck real life and it's drain on time. 
36:00 <British^Meat> haha
36:00 <British^Meat> honestly,. the whole hodor hold the door thing, i found pretty stupid :/
36:00 <British^Meat> and id honestly forgetten about him as a character
36:00 <British^Meat> ah well
37:00 <robot> fuckin retarded are the words you're looking for
37:00 <Clarkson> peanut butter dick was my nickname in high school
37:00 <robot> nice, Clarkson.
37:00 <Clarkson> how the hell would i know u i just asked u what do u look like omg
39:00 <faux> kol
39:00 <faux> LOL
39:00 <faux> peanut butter dick
39:00 <MrMark> boo!
39:00 <faux> nice
40:00 <MrMark> sexy faux
40:00 <Clarkson> u had jizz on ur bedding
40:00 <faux> gross clarky
40:00 <Clarkson> they keep snubbing me for australian of the year the bastards
41:00 <robot> why do you think it is you didn't get australian of the year, Clarkson?
41:00 <Clarkson> dog up ya ass cunt
41:00 <robot> oh ok
41:00 <robot> hi faux
41:00 <robot> would u make me some icecream or somat
42:00 <Skirmish> I have salted caramel mars bar ice creams! Thanks for reminding me robot. 
43:00 <robot> you're welcome, that's what i'm here for
43:00 <Skirmish> remind me what else I have then. 
43:00 <robot> i also have a calendar, clock and pac-man built in
58:00 <faux> summit
02:00 <Doodle> brrrrr
14:00 <johninja> http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36494150?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook 
15:00 <Doodle> more exciting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsPI6V4Iec
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tough Love - So Freakin' Tight Views: 15,674,275 Uploader: ToughLoveVEVO Uploaded: Feb 4, 2015 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 4.77
16:00 <robot> no pebbz.
16:00 <johninja> I was wondering why there was grease everywhere
16:00 <johninja> clean it up joel
19:00 <Doodle> are you saying that ur greasy body is caused by semen
19:00 <Doodle> cos thats pretty off
22:00 <TheRon> 420!
22:00 <Doodle> o ye
25:00 <pebbz> it was caused by johns cum
25:00 <Immutable> rofl
26:00 <robot> pebbz you should probably just neck yourself
27:00 <Doodle> theres nothing on the telly it'd be a good bit of entertainment
28:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESXgJ9-H-2U - why robot takes so long to get to the shops
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kiesza - Hideaway (Official Video) Views: 333,275,747 Uploader: lokallegend Uploaded: Feb 12, 2014 Duration: 4m35s Rating: 4.63
29:00 <pebbz> why would I do that?
30:00 <dematerialised> necking suits you
31:00 <pebbz> chin up
31:00 <pebbz> drop ya
31:00 <dematerialised> only thing your dropping is your teeth onto the concrete
32:00 <pebbz> how about i drop you
33:00 <TheRon> drop like it's hot
34:00 <Doodle> snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xal1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13435466_10207718722660838_3037658180205950311_n.jpg?oh=71468fc7bc5abd924e6f0529587c80b4&oe=57D5CE23&__gda__=1472545279_f8ce324d86a10245cbf9986acbe4dfc7
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PSY - HANGOVER (feat. Snoop Dogg) M/V Views: 260,926,951 Uploader: officialpsy Uploaded: Jun 8, 2014 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 3.83
41:00 <Doodle> clearly the pinnacle of snoop's career
44:00 <johninja> hmm he peaked with his first album
44:00 <johninja> nothing as good as doggystyle
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <Doodle> and the album
45:00 <dematerialised> kek
46:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PSY - DADDY(feat. CL of 2NE1) M/V Views: 168,077,244 Uploader: officialpsy Uploaded: Nov 30, 2015 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.64
46:00 <Doodle> eeuihhueiehheuiiiheiiu
46:00 <johninja> Doggystyle debuted at number one on the Billboard 200 chart, and sold 806,858 copies in its first week alone, which was the record for a debuting artist and the fastest-selling hip hop album ever until Eminem's The Marshall Mathers LP in 2000.
46:00 <Doodle> o u did mean the album
47:00 <johninja> yeah 
47:00 <johninja> i was just checkin it was actually his debut album
47:00 <johninja> sometimes they have some sneaky ones
52:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
55:00 <TheRiddler> Eating lunch 
57:00 <TheRiddler> Go Lions 
00:00 <faux> can someone punch me in me ovaries
00:00 <faux> ill give u a dollar
00:00 <dematerialised> deal
00:00 <faux> ty
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <faux> hopefullt ill cough them out
00:00 <TheRon> disco inferno as you go into the oven?
00:00 <robot> wait i wanna make a dollar
00:00 <robot> tho im pre sure still owes me five dollars
00:00 <johninja> the old one eyed ovary punch 
01:00 <faux> i been in bed all arvo
01:00 <johninja> ahh damn
01:00 <faux> so much pain
01:00 <Doodle> taking nudes for Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <robot> smadda faux?  month day?
01:00 <faux> no im late :/
01:00 <faux> but i still have cramps
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <Doodle> are u preggers
01:00 <faux> no
01:00 <faux> that requires  sex i hear
01:00 <Clarkson> suck shit pieter
02:00 <Doodle> maybe its a food baby
02:00 <TheRon> sex with yourself doesn't count?
02:00 <faux> maybe you should shut the god damn hell up
02:00 <johninja> Aliens
02:00 <faux> sorry that was my ovaries speaking
02:00 <TheRon> aliens scully, aliens!
02:00 <faux> unless my fingers produce sperm TheRon then no
03:00 <robot> lol
03:00 <robot> finger dix
03:00 <TheRon> so cold here my nipples are frozen solid
03:00 <johninja> apparently there is a koala pokemon now Doodle https://twitter.com/azumarugao_kame/status/741444023060041728 
03:00 <johninja> I know how you love them
04:00 <Doodle> god help us all
05:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/3VFoX4r.jpg 
05:00 <robot> i have mean girls on in the backgroudn
05:00 <TheRon> why?
05:00 <robot> why not?
06:00 <Doodle> lol johninja
08:00 <pebbz> faux when was the last time you had sex?
08:00 <faux> 1982
08:00 <johninja> faux is still a virginn pebbz, nobody can afford her dowry
08:00 <faux> ye
09:00 <pebbz> if i save up and dont buy weed and drinks i can buy her
09:00 <MrMark> boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
09:00 <faux> 1 lamb and a lychee tree
09:00 <johninja> haha
09:00 <Doodle> lol 1982
09:00 <faux> who is pebbz is he cute i might give him mates rates
09:00 <Doodle> um
10:00 <johninja> well he looks fantastic in green underwear and sunnies
10:00 <Doodle> ye
10:00 <Skirmish> pebbz = kunny
10:00 <faux> ..
10:00 <Doodle> and greased up
10:00 <faux> oh god
10:00 <faux> dear god
10:00 <faux> my price has increased and i need to go disinfect my skin
10:00 <faux> brb
10:00 <johninja> he does have a small oilfeild on his forehead though
10:00 <pebbz> faux arn't you arab?
11:00 <dematerialised> he has this neat party trick where he can light his forehead on fire
11:00 <dematerialised> it burns for years
11:00 <Doodle> whats ur new price, i got a bit of money flying about
11:00 <TheRiddler> A got her pregnant :p
11:00 <faux> pls id pay you for sex Doodle 
11:00 <Doodle> oh
11:00 <faux> dont be ridic
11:00 <johninja> sold
11:00 <Doodle> how much, out of curiosity
11:00 <Doodle> ..
11:00 <faux> 45c
11:00 <Doodle> omg
11:00 <Doodle> thats more than i could have hoped
11:00 <faux> lollll
12:00 <Skirmish> Is this your old bmw Doodle? https://www.facebook.com/eatsleepboost/videos/837396463058223/
12:00 <TheRiddler> Almost enough for a ice cream cone
12:00 <Doodle> no thats a shitbox
12:00 <johninja> ooh ya mums vagina https://imgur.com/r/TheDepthsBelow/CU6Zqdn 
12:00 <TheRiddler> An
13:00 <pebbz> lol a shit box
13:00 <faux> lollll @ caption
13:00 <faux> "bimmer"
13:00 <faux> def an import.
14:00 <Doodle> god the sound hurts me skull
15:00 <robot> ne 1 doin ne robberies
15:00 <dematerialised> yes
15:00 <faux> oh
15:00 <Doodle> ne 1 doin any robs
15:00 <faux> yw
15:00 <faux> ye
15:00 <Doodle> woooooo
15:00 <faux> me all day erryday
15:00 <Doodle> who
15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/eatsleepboost/videos/837396463058223/
15:00 <Doodle> re000www
15:00 <faux> reckon if i headbutt a wall itll take the pain away from my tummy
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <Doodle> come and punch e
15:00 <robot> fucking cunt
15:00 <TheRiddler> Ever since Coles went in-house for trolleys the carpark bays are a mess
15:00 <Doodle> mer
15:00 <Clarkson> They worship cows, like the fucking cavemen they are. \
15:00 <johninja> maybe you just need to poop
16:00 <Doodle> me
16:00 <robot> some idiot is smoking nearby again
16:00 <robot> its in me house
16:00 <johninja> sorry
16:00 <johninja> blazeit~
16:00 <Doodle> h8 that
16:00 <Doodle> both me neighbours smoke
16:00 <Doodle> i hope they can smell me weed
16:00 <dematerialised> xXx420BLaZeiTFaGGoT~*~xXx
17:00 <Doodle> lolol
17:00 <faux> nah i pooped
17:00 <faux> def not poop pain
17:00 <robot> andnoneforgretchenweiners.
17:00 <Doodle> did it cry when it came out
17:00 <robot> bye
17:00 <faux> no why
17:00 <faux> 4 FOR U GLEN COCO U GO GLEN COCO
17:00 <Doodle> cos food baby
17:00 <faux> stop it
17:00 <robot> ya cant touch kevin g
18:00 <Doodle> robot
18:00 <faux> alllll u sucker mcs aint got nothin on me
18:00 <Doodle> have you considered making sense
18:00 <TheRiddler> Got any strong pain meds 
18:00 <faux> from my grades to my lines u cant touch kevin g
18:00 <faux> im a mathleteeee
18:00 <robot> at least 1 person in here knows what im sayin
18:00 <robot> n thats all that coutns
18:00 <TheRiddler> Down 100 nurofen
18:00 <faux> so nerd is inferred but forget what u heard im like James bonds the third kevim.gnapoorr
18:00 <johninja> robot turned into a gangsta raper from all the passive weed smoke in the air
18:00 <faux> the g is silent when i sneak in ur dooooor
18:00 <CrIp> http://ruinmysearchhistory.com/
18:00 <Doodle> ok
18:00 <robot> gangsta raper.
18:00 <faux> makin love to ya woman on the bathroom floooor i dont play it like shaggy
18:00 <Doodle> CrIpla
19:00 <TheRiddler> G spot
19:00 <CrIp> ayeee
19:00 <faux> theyll know it was me
19:00 <Doodle> sup g
19:00 <robot> lol
19:00 <faux> cos the next time u see her she'll be like OOOHHHHH kevin g
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <faux> thats enough kevin.
19:00 <CrIp> sfa man, get that headlight in yet >?
19:00 <faux> have a happy holiday everyone.
19:00 <Doodle> lol yeah all fixed
19:00 <TheRiddler> You stuck it in the back door 
19:00 <CrIp>  Ihavent been outside today
19:00 <robot> coz the next time u see her she'll be like ohhhhh
19:00 <faux> eheeeeee robot
19:00 <Doodle> did it yesty
19:00 <robot> kevin g!
19:00 <Doodle> its fucked outside today
19:00 <Doodle> 8 degrees
19:00 <johninja> geeze i can imagine what TheRiddlers album would be about
19:00 <faux> crippppy
20:00 <faux> hi show me ur butt
20:00 <CrIp> erro fawksy
20:00 <TheRon> 520?
20:00 <faux> mmm mmmm
20:00 <faux> delish
20:00 <faux> how u bean 
20:00 <robot> jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <CrIp> good faux, good ! im putting my clothes back on
20:00 <faux> is ur muffin buttered
20:00 <faux> would u likr us to assign someone to butter ur muffin
21:00 <faux> ..my what
21:00 <robot> lol
21:00 <Skirmish> Where is ShadowLurker ... https://www.facebook.com/eatsleepboost/videos/837396463058223/
21:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/tLmHUiD.gifv 
21:00 <faux> jason why r u such a skeeez
21:00 <robot> i love the butt slaps
21:00 <dematerialised> ok yes Skirmish
21:00 <robot> in the song
21:00 <dematerialised> you have pasted that 3 times now
21:00 <faux> lmao yeah and then her dads face
21:00 <faux> :o
21:00 <faux> i love amy poehler
21:00 <faux> teh mom
21:00 <robot> haha yeah shes doing it in the aisle
22:00 <faux> doing the dance and filming
22:00 <Skirmish> oh ... it was meant to be different videos. 
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <Skirmish> My pologies. 
22:00 <robot> gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen
22:00 <johninja> learn to irc
22:00 <robot> it's not going to happen
22:00 <CrIp> my bima doesnt want to drift like that
22:00 <robot> we should totally just STAB CAESAR
23:00 <faux> WHY SHOULD CAESER GET TO STOMP AROUND LIKE A GIANT WHYTHE REST OF US TRY NOT TOGET SMOOSHED UNDER HIS BIG FEET
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <faux> ok im gonna watch it now
23:00 <faux> u convinced me
23:00 <johninja> 🔪
23:00 <CrIp> bum biter
23:00 <Doodle> ehehe
23:00 <faux> with tongs
23:00 <faux> cos ew
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <Doodle> o
24:00 <Doodle> sif ew fkoff
24:00 <faux> soz i dont do buttstuff
24:00 <faux> :'(
24:00 <dematerialised> she says that now
24:00 <Doodle> weirdo
24:00 <faux> id spank it tho
24:00 <Doodle> NO
24:00 <faux> its a cute butt
24:00 <Doodle> U GET NOTHING
24:00 <faux> DONT YELL AT ME
24:00 <faux> U HAVE NO CHOICE.
24:00 <robot> i make fun of my gf sometimes n say she was a mean girl coz she used to hang out at that mall
24:00 <faux> that same.mall
24:00 <faux> omgosh 
25:00 <faux> i need to touch her
25:00 <robot> yea
25:00 <robot> i went there
25:00 <faux> lmaothat sounded less weird in my head
25:00 <robot> :P
25:00 <Doodle> i sorted out me campaign faux
25:00 <faux> did u push her in the fohbtain
26:00 <faux> fountain
26:00 <johninja> Crash boy, 14, killed ‘avoiding wombat’
26:00 <Doodle> well parts of it
26:00 <johninja> poor crash boy
26:00 <faux> oh good doodie
26:00 <faux> whatd u go with
26:00 <robot> loll
26:00 <faux> TELL ME AND ILL READ AFTER I PEE
26:00 <faux> bb
26:00 <faux> brb*
26:00 <robot> it's now been remodelled
26:00 <Doodle> i cant say on here cos it will ruin the project
26:00 <Doodle> cos ur all fucks
26:00 <Clarkson> chick ino has potential but a flat ass
27:00 <robot> faux u smell like a baby prostitute
27:00 <CrIp> https://www.triplejunearthed.com/jukebox/play/track/5056831
27:00 <robot> innit, colours?
27:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to be making chicken Parma tomorrow 
28:00 <CrIp> hit dat link faux
28:00 <CrIp> hit it like you wanna hit doodles bum
28:00 <TheRon> parma with pot?
28:00 <couleurs> u bet ye sweat shiney metal asse
28:00 <johninja> show couleurs the beemer vid
28:00 <TheRiddler> With salad
28:00 <johninja> there
30:00 <couleurs> RiP Tyres 
30:00 <Doodle> steering knuckles
30:00 <Doodle> lcas
30:00 <Doodle> diff
30:00 <Doodle> diff bushes
30:00 <Doodle> driveshafts
30:00 <CrIp> vagina
30:00 <Doodle> ehhehe
32:00 <robot> ye
33:00 <couleurs> did every1 watch france vs romans it was pretty boreing how are romania even their they play worse than a hyundai a-league
33:00 <robot> i dont know colours i dont understand lacross
33:00 <faux> wtf ash 
34:00 <Doodle> wasnt france v romans in the bible
34:00 <faux> im making parm tonight
34:00 <Skirmish> OMG Voltron is on Netflix! That's what I will be doing after dinner. 
34:00 <faux> also wtf doodle pm me
34:00 <faux> the campaign 
34:00 <faux> ty
34:00 <robot> im doin a quiche 2nite
34:00 <robot> its gonn b rad
34:00 <Doodle> uh
34:00 <faux> like a frozen woolies one
35:00 <TheRon> slow roasted lamb
35:00 <Doodle> men have egg & bacon pie
35:00 <faux> or from scratch
35:00 <Doodle> poofs have quiche
35:00 <robot> it wasnt frozen
35:00 <robot> its a deli 1`
35:00 <Serenity> mm egg and bacon pie
35:00 <faux> queef
35:00 <faux> nice robot
35:00 <Serenity> thats my death right now.. i want one
35:00 <robot> Doodle do u wanna fite me
35:00 <Doodle> yes
35:00 <faux> me 2
35:00 <TheRiddler> I was wondering who that girl was next to lily
35:00 <faux> riry
35:00 <Serenity> ..
36:00 <Serenity> its me you clown
36:00 <faux> pix
36:00 <TheRiddler> I know 
36:00 <Serenity> its on fb
36:00 <TheRiddler> I had to do a double take 
36:00 <President_Trump> show me
36:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
36:00 <Serenity> no fuck off
36:00 <President_Trump> lol
36:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt even show you my arsehole after having a shit tbh
36:00 <Doodle> jeez
36:00 <Doodle> us
36:00 <TheRiddler> Thought it was her cousin 
36:00 <Doodle> sarah
37:00 <Serenity> sorry doodley
37:00 <TheRiddler> At first 
37:00 <Doodle> my delicate sensibilities
37:00 <Serenity> no its just my ugly mug
37:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
37:00 <Doodle> u look 15
37:00 <Doodle> dont complain
37:00 <Serenity> my cousin showed my aunty my profile pic and she didnt know who it was lol.. she hasnt seen me since i was heavier
38:00 <Doodle> ye
38:00 <Serenity> then shes like.. hang on.. i know those eyes.. wtf happened rofl
38:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
38:00 <faux> SHOW ME UR ASSHOLE
38:00 <faux> woah
38:00 <faux> caps
38:00 <Serenity> jeepers faux
38:00 <faux> rofl
38:00 <Doodle> NO THATS MY PICKUP LINE
38:00 <Serenity> calm down love
38:00 <faux> got a biy excited 
38:00 <Serenity> hahah
38:00 <Doodle> never works
39:00 <faux> did u watch outcast yet sez
39:00 <Serenity> no cause i cant find a dl yet
39:00 <Serenity> fucking thing
39:00 <faux> oh
39:00 <Serenity> it might be american saturday its out
39:00 <TheRiddler> Watchseries.cr
39:00 <TheRiddler> Try that
39:00 <faux> nah its on me site
40:00 <faux> yeah i use watch series 
40:00 <Serenity> oh no hang on just looked
40:00 <Serenity> its there weee
40:00 <faux> or primewire
40:00 <faux> yay
40:00 <Serenity> i just got home from shoppin
40:00 <faux> im gonna be watching in about 20
40:00 <faux> ish
40:00 <Serenity> ok dling
40:00 <TheRiddler> And done
40:00 <faux> its so good im excited
40:00 <faux> llol
41:00 <Serenity> if i watch it now it will give me time to forget about it while im trying to sleep tonight
41:00 <faux> tllollll
42:00 <Serenity> gawd i think i pulled a muscle in me side this morning
42:00 <faux> swap ya for busted ovaries
42:00 <Doodle> my groin muscle isnt pulled anymore
42:00 <Doodle> PHEW
42:00 <Serenity> ew no ty
42:00 <faux> pix
42:00 <Serenity> i just finished all that
42:00 <faux> i dont heven have em
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <faux> but i have crampydoodles
42:00 <faux> :(
42:00 <faux> make em stop
43:00 <dematerialised> bees.exe
43:00 <TheRiddler> A got her pregnant 
43:00 <faux> if you type that again ash im banning u lol 
43:00 <TheRiddler> Lol ok
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> A WHAT
43:00 <dematerialised> please type it again
43:00 <Serenity> wtf this torrent is so slow
44:00 <dematerialised> your face is so slow
44:00 <faux> i need to get up and make me din
44:00 <Serenity> YOUR BRAIN IS SO SLOW
44:00 <Serenity> CUNT
44:00 <faux> wish i had a chair in me kitchen like a fat person
44:00 <dematerialised> it is actually
44:00 <Doodle> ye i need to eat food also
44:00 <TheRiddler> Nbn problems
44:00 <Doodle> afore oi doi
44:00 <faux> come oves doods
44:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMj-iyAoh30
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How Dubstep was Discovered [EKM.CO] [Extra Terra Music] Views: 1,876 Uploader: EKM CO Uploaded: Jun 10, 2016 Duration: 1m15s Rating: 4.74
44:00 <faux> im makin parm
44:00 <Doodle> and eat u?
44:00 <robot> fuck me i wish i had fttp nbn at home
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <faux> fpr dessert ye
44:00 <Serenity> 500 Kb/S
44:00 <faux> but dinner is parm
44:00 <Doodle> on me way
44:00 <Serenity> er
45:00 <Serenity> kB/s
45:00 <Doodle> on me way at 1mb/s
45:00 <faux> rofl everytime i see fttp
45:00 <faux> i say it as a word
45:00 <Doodle> i think of emerson fittipaldi
45:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna know how dubstep got started i just wanna know how to stopit
45:00 <Serenity> i have fttp at home
45:00 <Serenity> wanna come over robutt
45:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
45:00 <robot> yesss
45:00 <robot> i could use me work connection, gets like 300mbps
45:00 <Serenity> ok but you have to bring me some jaffas
45:00 <faux> the fuck is fttpafisps
46:00 <dematerialised> i have a 10 gigglebit connection at work
46:00 <robot> but i'd have to stuff around trying to not get caught
46:00 <Serenity> fibre to the premises
46:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
46:00 <robot> ^
46:00 <dematerialised> and stay out
46:00 <faux> no i was talking to doodle
46:00 <faux> emerson fittipaldososid
46:00 <Serenity> oh
46:00 <faux> whatever htat is
46:00 <Doodle> racing driver
46:00 <faux> ye
46:00 <couleurs> he invented dubstep
46:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> eobot chec ur phone
47:00 <faux> robot
47:00 <robot> k
47:00 <Serenity> ok its up at 1.8MB/s
47:00 <robot> yep
47:00 <robot> still there
47:00 <faux> phew
47:00 <faux> LOL
47:00 <faux> get fucked
48:00 <robot> LOL
48:00 <robot> 'fttthpphp'
48:00 <faux> lmaooo 
48:00 <robot> what rhymes with robot
49:00 <faux> crockpot
49:00 <faux> jukebox
49:00 <Serenity> alright
49:00 <Serenity> imma watch
49:00 <dematerialised> knob rot
49:00 <robot> ur fone faux
49:00 <faux> NO SEX
49:00 <faux> XZ
49:00 <faux> SWZ
49:00 <faux> wait for me
49:00 <robot> oh
49:00 <faux> eee
50:00 <Serenity> ok
50:00 <Serenity> im paused at 10 seconds
50:00 <faux> ok but im not watching rn
50:00 <faux> lolllllll
50:00 <Serenity> WHAT
50:00 <robot> lol
50:00 <Serenity> Im not waiting man
50:00 <faux> like ten mind pr so
50:00 <faux> whe i finish cooking 
50:00 <Serenity> if its more than 20 mins im watching
51:00 <robot> it's ok, i speak faux
51:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daztpakJ3IU
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Limp bizkit- No sex Views: 83,623 Uploader: Lucia Caprioglio Uploaded: Aug 24, 2009 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.91
51:00 <TheRon> the first thing you know, i'l be back in bow river again
51:00 <robot> she's trying to say that she'll be finished dinner soon, in maybe 10 minutes
51:00 <Serenity> the story of dematerialised's dick life
51:00 <Serenity> HEHEHE
52:00 <dematerialised> hehaeaeaeaea
52:00 <Serenity> i found a hell yummy looking butter chicken meal thingy at spudshed with only 4grams of fat.. i hope it tastes ok
52:00 <Serenity> it looks alright
54:00 <faux> ill be about 10mins ish maybe 15
54:00 <dematerialised> you'll be DEAD
54:00 <faux> so if u wanna watch all good
54:00 <faux> i wont be FaR BeHiND
54:00 <faux> how rude dematerialised 
54:00 <faux> can u not
55:00 <faux> cookin me eggplarrrrnt rn
55:00 <faux> 2 put on top of me Chacken
55:00 <faux> thennnn the cheeeeese
56:00 <dematerialised> mmm chicken n cheese
56:00 <Serenity> s'all good ill finish this ep of friends
56:00 <dematerialised> now i want pide
56:00 <Serenity> i want naan
56:00 <robot> did u listen to what u sent me faux
56:00 <faux> yeah
56:00 <faux> was me peeing
56:00 <faux> pssshhhh
57:00 <TheRon> go storm!
57:00 <robot> i was just replying in kind
57:00 <faux> in breaths
57:00 <faux> ffs
58:00 <faux> oil splattered on me glasses
58:00 <faux> GOD DAMN YOU
58:00 <faux> like i was wearing em or id be blind
58:00 <faux> lucky*
58:00 <dematerialised> i bet it was semen and not oil
58:00 <faux> excuse me
58:00 <faux> u r being exceptionally rude today 
59:00 <faux> behave yourself or ill punch u in the tit
59:00 <Clarkson> faux usually posts better pussy pics
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <faux> that was a secret clarky 
59:00 <Clarkson> maybe one day I can be an asshole if I really try
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <faux> you dont need to try clarkson
59:00 <Clarkson> stilnox is shit
59:00 <dematerialised> i was born an asshole Clarkson, i have struggled with it every day of my life
59:00 <Clarkson> knifebunny is a pretty decent looking guy.  no fag
59:00 <dematerialised> i bet maurice said that
00:00 <faux> nah
00:00 <faux> she types proper
01:00 <Serenity> ill find out
01:00 <faux> Lol
01:00 <faux> etc
01:00 <faux> was obv a dude
01:00 <faux> hence the no fag
01:00 <johninja> ty
01:00 <Serenity> yuh
01:00 <faux> also
01:00 <dematerialised> maurice is a guy though
01:00 <faux> ALSO
01:00 <faux> where is she
01:00 <Serenity> it'll be loof or someone
01:00 <faux> i need to discuss how sexy randy is
01:00 <Serenity> shes been busy with her cat i think
01:00 <faux> oh
01:00 <TheRon> don't you slip in love with the girls on the avenue
01:00 <faux> poor kitty
02:00 <Serenity> and i think she was going to her mums today for a gathering
02:00 <johninja> this randy? http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/trailerpark/images/a/a0/Randy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091104170948 
03:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/dTGZBmL.jpg
03:00 <faux> rofl no jojn
03:00 <faux> ed quinn
03:00 <faux> is randy from 2 broke girls
03:00 <faux> MY GOD HIS BODY
04:00 <johninja> oh
04:00 <faux> i want to eat a 5 course meal off it
05:00 <dematerialised> i want to eat a carbonara
05:00 <dematerialised> infact thats what i'll do
06:00 <Serenity> 27/12/2012 12:14:41 AM* <robot> knifebunny is a pretty decent looking guy. no fag
06:00 <Serenity> dematerialised find a pasta cup and get their carbonara
06:00 <robot> iont remember sayin that
06:00 <johninja> ahh that was back when robot was still nice
06:00 <Serenity> well it was 4 years ago
06:00 <robot> i'm ince
06:00 <robot> nice
11:00 <faux> SEZ
11:00 <faux> IM READY
11:00 <faux> GOT ME FOOD AND ME LAPTOP 
11:00 <faux> and im paused at 10 secs 
11:00 <robot> trang pak made out with coach carr
12:00 <faux> lollllll
12:00 <faux> and so did sun jin yin
13:00 <Serenity> OK
13:00 <robot> lol all the teachers put their hands up
13:00 <Serenity> READY?
13:00 <faux> COUNT DOWN WHEN UR READT
13:00 <faux> Y
13:00 <Serenity> 3
13:00 <Serenity> 2
13:00 <Serenity> 1
13:00 <Serenity> GO
13:00 <faux> omg
13:00 <faux> i failed  at pressinf play
13:00 <faux> LMAO
14:00 <faux> pause
14:00 <Serenity> IM PAUSED AT 28 SECONDS
14:00 <Serenity> FFS
14:00 <Serenity> wtf caps
14:00 <faux> PAUSE
14:00 <robot> when ur readt
14:00 <faux> ok
14:00 <faux> hang
14:00 <Serenity> you tell me when ur gonna go
14:00 <Serenity> just type go
15:00 <faux> ok
15:00 <faux> im redy
15:00 <faux> go
15:00 <Serenity> that ceiling vomit rofl
15:00 <Serenity> gross
17:00 <alienated> weeeeeeeeeeeed
17:00 <alienated> beeeeeeeeeeeeer
17:00 <Serenity> fuckkkkkk
17:00 <Serenity> offfff
17:00 <alienated> no way man
18:00 <alienated> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
18:00 <alienated> ufo
18:00 <alienated> :)
19:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
19:00 <robot> hi colours r u seein this alien guy
20:00 <couleurs> yea he is a bad bean
21:00 <TheRon> random thought, Jane bunn!
21:00 <couleurs> she has 2 wonderful beans ;)
21:00 <TheRon> bean bags
38:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
38:00 <TheRon> boney m?
39:00 <MrMark> ive got a big boney m
39:00 <robot> hi
43:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
43:00 <TheRon> smokey robinson?
43:00 <Skirmish> Hey faux have you seen the grammarly app?
43:00 <alienatedromeo> hi Theron
43:00 <CrIp> anyone here live in geelong ?
43:00 <TheRon> hello
43:00 <alienatedromeo> i live 
43:00 <alienatedromeo> do you also?
43:00 <CrIp> I wanna get some fishing bait, but like bcf is closed....
43:00 <TheRon> go cats
43:00 <alienatedromeo> live?
43:00 <faux> no
43:00 <alienatedromeo> oh
43:00 <CrIp> is there a servo in geelong that has frozen bait ?
43:00 <robot> im gonna play some diablo 2
43:00 <alienatedromeo> server
44:00 <alienatedromeo> good good
44:00 <alienatedromeo> do that
44:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
44:00 <CrIp> wut
44:00 <alienatedromeo> tell me what it's like
44:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGrammarly
44:00 <alienatedromeo> dfrty7u890-]\7
44:00 <alienatedromeo> ./.,mjnhbgfcvdxsaw3456o
46:00 <robot> meth
46:00 <robot> not even once
47:00 <CrIp> thanks.. lol
47:00 <CrIp> that was like talking to a retarded dish mop
48:00 <faux> rooofl dish mop
49:00 <dematerialised> unleash the kraken
50:00 <TheRon> the mad as hell one?
55:00 <dematerialised> i need a nap
03:00 <Serenity> that quit message tho... ... ..
03:00 <dematerialised> that quit message and his ident
03:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish has officially lost it
04:00 <Serenity> rofl
04:00 <Serenity> agreed
04:00 <faux> whats his identd
04:00 <dematerialised> pliventisa
05:00 <faux> me client doesnt show it when people quit
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> loser
05:00 <Serenity> hes far too involved
05:00 <dematerialised> yeah
05:00 <Serenity> im not sure what it is exactly but hes too involved
05:00 <dematerialised> basically he got turned down by Lumeah
05:00 <dematerialised> and pwned by jerome
05:00 <dematerialised> he'
05:00 <dematerialised> s been ruined
05:00 <johninja> i think when you start writing blogs about irc it's too involved
05:00 <johninja> the beggining of a downward spiral
05:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Serenity> im not sure i ever want to give jerome enough credit to say he ever pwned someone tho
06:00 <Serenity> thats a slippery slope
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish must just be weak as piss then
06:00 <dematerialised> wb Skirmish
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <dematerialised> you're weak as piss
06:00 <Lumeah> Sucked in. 
07:00 <Serenity> whos sucking in what
07:00 <Skirmish> Good time to log back in then was it? 
07:00 <Lumeah> Time to see a shrink
07:00 <dematerialised> why do you care so much about irc
07:00 <dematerialised> its just a prank bro
07:00 <Serenity> we were discussing your quit message
07:00 <Lumeah> He's sucksd in because everyone thinks he's lost it. 
08:00 <Skirmish> Who has lost it? 
08:00 <dematerialised> you have
08:00 <Lumeah> You have 
08:00 <Skirmish> What did I lose? 
08:00 <Lumeah> Your sanity 
09:00 <Skirmish> That's pretty cool that I have lost my sanity and still make 100 times more sense than you ever could. 
09:00 <Skirmish> yay me. 
09:00 <dematerialised> you need to take a break from IRC
09:00 <dematerialised> and gather yourself
10:00 <Skirmish> I'm good. 
10:00 <pebbz> john i got 6 pack of mc kenna
11:00 <johninja> http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36506082?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook ]
11:00 <Lumeah> Bullshit 
11:00 <johninja> wonder what the motive was for that
11:00 <dematerialised> yeah i was reading that earlier johninja
11:00 <Lumeah> Your not good. U are going nuts. 
11:00 <TheRon> blame it on the boogie
11:00 <dematerialised> the motive is americans are batshit insane
11:00 <johninja> must be a jelous bf or some shit
11:00 <johninja> fucking nuts
12:00 <Skirmish> I didn't realise my quit message would be so controversial. 
13:00 <dematerialised> some people think im bonkers
13:00 <dematerialised> but i just think im free
13:00 <pebbz> my dad wont lend me 25
13:00 <pebbz> for woodstocks
13:00 <dematerialised> get a job you bum
13:00 <pebbz> i do
13:00 <Skirmish> It's because he cries at night for the person you have become pebbz. 
13:00 <johninja> he doesn't want to be an enabler
13:00 <dematerialised> and you cant afford woodies?
13:00 <pebbz> but spent all my cash on weed
13:00 <dematerialised> must be a shit job
14:00 <pebbz> nah its good
14:00 <pebbz> i just drink too much and smoke too much
14:00 <dematerialised> all i care about is sex and violence
14:00 <dematerialised> and a heavy bassline is my kinda silence
14:00 <Skirmish> In that order?
14:00 <johninja> you should start selling your ass pebbz
14:00 <Clarkson> and his act is fucking stupid too
15:00 <pebbz> shut up john
15:00 <pebbz> cricket bat to your head
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <johninja> well thats very aussie
15:00 <Skirmish> johninja: He tried that but ever since he has become famous at the public toilet glory holes he gets so carried away he forgets to collect the money. 
15:00 <Serenity> ok what've i missed
15:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I've lost my sanity. 
16:00 <Serenity> is pebbz joel?
16:00 <johninja> yeah
16:00 <Skirmish> Yes
16:00 <dematerialised> you missed me telling skirmish he needs new friends and to get off irc, and joel that he's shit
16:00 <Serenity> well duh Skirmish
16:00 <Serenity> joel should know hes shit by now surely
16:00 <Skirmish> Why do I need to get off irc for? 
16:00 <pebbz> Skirmish doesnt have any friends
17:00 <Skirmish> It's not my fault Lumeah is covered in pubic hair. I didn't cast some magical spell to turn her into the steel wool monster she is. 
17:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyR9XXLIl7s 
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crowded House - Better Be Home Soon Views: 41,850 Uploader: stolen22kiba Uploaded: Aug 8, 2009 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 4.78
17:00 <pebbz> shut up cunt Lumeah is cool
17:00 <dematerialised> tune johninja
17:00 <Serenity> I wouldnt go so far as to call her 'cool' as such
17:00 <Skirmish> pebbz: Good plan. Maybe like Lee she might be duped into meeting you.m 
17:00 <Serenity> but I dont think shes worth picking on 24/7
17:00 <johninja> she seems sweet
17:00 <johninja> i have no idea what she looks like
18:00 <pebbz> she has nice ttz
18:00 <dematerialised> she looks like a troll doll but that's part of her appeal
18:00 <Serenity> she could look like a chewed asshole she leaves me alone so i dont care
18:00 <Skirmish> Come on johninja with your history of defending randoms on irc and getting accused of finger raping I thought you would be more careful. 
18:00 <johninja> somebody has to defend the randoms
19:00 <Skirmish> No they don't. Let them defend themselves. 
19:00 <johninja> its not the white knight way
19:00 <faux> wtf
20:00 <faux> sez
20:00 <Skirmish> What are your views on Clemintine Ford johninja? 
20:00 <faux> maryum ali is in this show
20:00 <faux> mohamed Ali's daughter
20:00 <faux> shes a social worker
20:00 <johninja> she is a troll i'm pretty sure
20:00 <Serenity> oh
20:00 <Serenity> i had no idea
20:00 <faux> not outcast
21:00 <Serenity> oh
21:00 <faux> i mean the 60 days in
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Serenity> ohhh that other one
21:00 <faux> where the 7 innocent people go to jail
21:00 <faux> to observe from the inside
21:00 <faux> i just wanna know how theyre gonna film it
21:00 <faux> the inmates and seccies dontnknow theyre innocent so what are they gonna say about the cameras
21:00 <faux> ah Yes its a Documentary
22:00 <pebbz> brb smoke
23:00 <Serenity> oh man please hurry back
23:00 <johninja> VICTORIAN Liberal candidate John Hsu quit on Saturday after it was revealed that he owned a Melbourne brothel and didn’t tell the party.
23:00 <grem> steel wool monster lolllllllllll
24:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/Fuamwix.jpg
26:00 <Skirmish> Hidden brothel. Nice. 
28:00 <johninja> didn't want to have to give party discounts i suppose
29:00 <Skirmish> Well I just paid for one year of grammarly. My emails and papers will be perfect for 12 months and again deteriorate to shit afterwards. I need to achieve lifes goals before it expires. 
30:00 <johninja> whats the difference between that and a free one?
30:00 <Serenity> you pay for the strangest shit man
30:00 <Clarkson> so you have shit like bhuna gosht
30:00 <johninja> oh it is free
33:00 <johninja> i need to get one for irc so i can use all the big words i know but don't know how to spell
34:00 <Skirmish> Just type in the free browser and then when you have it perfect cut+paste to mirc. 
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <johninja> i guessi c ould do that
35:00 <johninja> ugh its the keyboard
36:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised/johninja. Would you bang? http://i.imgur.com/f7SjfFh.png
37:00 <johninja> 10/10 would bang
37:00 <Skirmish> Used to be a guy. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Blaire White. 
37:00 <johninja> doesn't matter
37:00 <johninja> i'll even clean his mirror when i'm done
37:00 <Skirmish> lol good ole equal opportunity johninja. 
38:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <pebbz> john likes men
40:00 <pebbz> when he passed out at mine he tried to touch me
40:00 <Doodle> but u said he likes men
40:00 <Skirmish> I am two episodes of GoT behind. 
41:00 <Skirmish> You are a man child wigga pebbz. You're not a man. 
42:00 <pebbz> brb smoke
42:00 <Doodle> dont et ur oilfield on fire
42:00 <Doodle> *set
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> never put water on a grease fire
44:00 <Skirmish> I don't get the oil reference. 
45:00 <couleurs> i'm #trending on irc
45:00 <Skirmish> Can't have anything to do with his hair because it's receding faster than his prospects of intercourse with a female. 
50:00 <Serenity> because in all of his photos he looks like he took a bath in olive oil?
51:00 <Picard> good for the skin
52:00 <Skirmish> I think that's just the greasy haven't showered in a week look he does so well. 
54:00 <couleurs> (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
58:00 <faux> holy fuck
58:00 <faux> this show is interesting
58:00 <Skirmish> wot is it
58:00 <faux> 60 days in
59:00 <couleurs> i'm innerestieng
59:00 <faux> 7 innocent people volunteer to go to jail for 60 days to spy on inmates and guards 
59:00 <pebbz> why do you call me oily?
59:00 <pebbz> john lives on farm
59:00 <couleurs> (◑‿◐)
59:00 <pebbz> only time im oily is when i fix dads utes
59:00 <faux> theyre basically working for the sheriff to stop crime and corruption within the jail 
00:00 <faux> maybe cos ur forehead looks like u dipped it in a mcdonalds fries deep fryer
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bob Marley - I Shot the Sheriff.mp3 (3.48MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:47)
00:00 <couleurs> ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
00:00 <Serenity> why do you mention living on a farm like its a bad thing i dont get it
01:00 <Serenity> id hell live on a farm
01:00 <Doodle> ye lol
01:00 <faux> this robert fuck needs to be punched in ghe face
01:00 <Clarkson> nuh I had sex 19 yrs ago
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <faux> bot u
01:00 <faux> n
01:00 <Doodle> botn
01:00 <Doodle> botnu
02:00 <faux> i hope someone ass fucks him in jail
02:00 <pebbz> well he lives on a farm so he's oily
02:00 <Doodle> ok
02:00 <faux> its not an oil farm u uneducated fuck
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Skirmish> You're a drug addict pebbz that's why you're oily. 
02:00 <Doodle> eep -1 tonight
02:00 <faux> yum
02:00 <robot> stop settin off my bot highlight
02:00 <Doodle> better stick me cock warmer on
02:00 <Doodle> u comin over faux
02:00 <faux> bot
02:00 <faux> excuse me
02:00 <robot> lol
02:00 <Doodle> heheheee
03:00 <faux> dd u just call me a cock watmer
03:00 <Doodle> no
03:00 <Serenity> are farmers oily?
03:00 <Serenity> digi
03:00 <Doodle> ur hands maybe
03:00 <Serenity> er idgi
03:00 <faux> digi digi digi cant u see
03:00 <Doodle> i know heaps of farmers
03:00 <faux> sometimes ur words just hypnotise me
03:00 <Serenity> my father in law lives in a farm
03:00 <pebbz> im not a drug addict
03:00 <Doodle> none of them are oily, even the wog ones
03:00 <Serenity> hes not particularly oily
03:00 <faux> m
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <pebbz> i smoke afew billies a day
04:00 <faux> poor billies
04:00 <pebbz> brb cig
04:00 <faux> do thwy knkw
04:00 <faux> FUCK I CANT TYPE
04:00 <faux> die
04:00 <Skirmish> I bet billy loves you smoking him too Joel. 
04:00 <Doodle> ohhhhhh billyyyyyyyyyy
04:00 <pebbz> shut ur face Skirmish or ill run you over
04:00 <johninja> oh soz i missed all that
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell.mp3 (12.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:05)
04:00 <faux> u didnt miss much 
04:00 <johninja> rekt himself
04:00 <faux> same old rubbish
05:00 <faux> GaRBaGe 
05:00 <Skirmish> You will need to get a job and buy a car that can make it to Newcastle before you can do that Joel. 
05:00 <johninja> he'll borrow his mums kia and run you right over
05:00 <Doodle> kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia!
05:00 <Skirmish> He couldn't afford the fuel to get here. 
05:00 <johninja> true
05:00 <johninja> would have to do servo runners
06:00 <Skirmish> Trying to borrow money off his dad to feed his addictions as it is. 
06:00 <pebbz> Skirmish I have a car
06:00 <pebbz> well ute
06:00 <pebbz> k brb smoke
06:00 <johninja> if he was my son i would buy him a shitload of the purest heroin you could get
06:00 <pebbz> I get more money than you Skirmish ya old chap stick
07:00 <robot> im too lazy to masturbate, who wants to do it for me
07:00 <Doodle> ur a robot
07:00 <Doodle> just program ur arm
07:00 <Doodle> 'do it like me old scout leader used to do'
07:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <Serenity> hhhaaannngg on
08:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/rdOXjJjYE8g
08:00 <couleurs> robot irl
08:00 <Serenity> joels giving john shit for living on a farm
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NehNehNeh Views: 100,333 Uploader: DFWV Uploaded: Jun 10, 2016 Duration: 0m17s Rating: 4.90
08:00 <Serenity> but doesnt joel live with his mum
08:00 <Doodle> looool couleurs
08:00 <robot> gosh colours im so embarrassed where did u get that footage
08:00 <johninja> yeah thats probably how he got parole
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak.mp3 (7.83MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:32)
09:00 <couleurs> GiGGLe
09:00 <Doodle> everyone lives with his mum sezz
09:00 <Serenity> oh
09:00 <Doodle> at some time or another
09:00 <Serenity> ic
10:00 <johninja> lol he's mums a nice lady
10:00 <johninja> i feel sorry for her tbh
10:00 <Doodle> she's a top bloke
10:00 <Serenity> i may aswell live with me mum shes almost directly behind us lol
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <johninja> lol 
10:00 <Doodle> i'm about 45 secs drive from my parents place
10:00 <Serenity> it takes me 6 mins to walk to mums
10:00 <Doodle> my sister used to live 2 doors up from them
10:00 <Serenity> i dunno about driving
10:00 <Doodle> D:
11:00 <johninja> lol Doodle must be one of those people that drives litteraly everywhere
11:00 <Serenity> my sister lives 2 hours away
11:00 <Serenity> tf
11:00 <Doodle> why would i walk
11:00 <Doodle> it was 8 degrees today
11:00 <Serenity> i drive to mums too most of the time ive just never timed it
11:00 <Serenity> it'd be less than a minute for sure
12:00 <robot> i got prosciutto who dares me to eat the whole lot ok fine i will
12:00 <johninja> i dare you not too
12:00 <Doodle> you'll have the proschitto's
12:00 <robot> 2 l8
12:00 <Serenity> i just had butter chicken and it was amazen
12:00 <johninja> oh shiyut
12:00 <johninja> me fave
12:00 <Doodle> i'm going to have a cup of tea and some cannabis
12:00 <johninja> i had nothing, might heat up some snags later
12:00 <Serenity> its low in fat so hopefully it doesnt upset me belly
13:00 <johninja> it's ramadan after all
13:00 <robot> Doodle tats illegal
13:00 <Doodle> o
13:00 <robot> ye
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2Pac - I Don't Give A Fuck.mp3 (5.62MB 192kbps Stereo 4:05)
13:00 <johninja> it's for me glaucoma
13:00 <Doodle> its for me endometriosis
14:00 <Serenity> oooh wheres maurice
14:00 <Serenity> adults only sale on catch of the day
14:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUuuK_FxCs8 
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Woman destroys a store because her EBT wouldn't work Views: 4,872 Uploader: baseball2k11 Uploaded: Jun 7, 2016 Duration: 1m8s Rating: 4.49
15:00 <pebbz> john wyh do yu bgate me mate?
15:00 <johninja> lol she fucked shit up
15:00 <johninja> you started princess
15:00 <johninja> as soon as i walked in
15:00 <pebbz> you should come down, pay old joppy joel a visit
16:00 <pebbz> ill sell you some
16:00 <johninja> yeahnah
16:00 <johninja> prefer to go dry
16:00 <pebbz> i got best pot in brisbane now mate
16:00 <johninja> you'll just make up more stories
16:00 <Serenity> you know it sounds to me like joeline has a bit of a crush on old mate ninja
16:00 <johninja> and think we are m8s
16:00 <johninja> i don't know if you can take another disapointment
17:00 <johninja> might push you off the deep end
17:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEubdH8m0s
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dolly Parton - Jolene (High Quality) sound Views: 17,170,876 Uploader: Freddy Carpenter Uploaded: May 5, 2008 Duration: 2m42s Rating: 4.86
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <pebbz> you were my mate john but you betrayed me
18:00 <Doodle> ok loki
19:00 <Doodle> can someone hold my tea for me while i'm in the shower and pass it in to me when i want a sip
19:00 <johninja> the way i remember it you kept annoying me all the time with stupid messages etc and i told you to fuck off and you threw your toys out of the pram
19:00 <Doodle> thx
19:00 <Serenity> lollll
19:00 <pebbz> john you tried to suck off my dad in the lounge room when i went to my mates
19:00 <Doodle> crikey
19:00 <johninja> lmao
20:00 <johninja> thats a new one
20:00 <johninja> its how i show my gratitude for peoples hospitality
20:00 <Serenity> hahahah wowww
21:00 <Skirmish> Every single time Joel tries to insult someone his own homosexual fantasy gets in the way and he ends up admitting his own desires instead. 
22:00 <pebbz> john also ate food out of my fridge without asking
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <Serenity> oh no
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
22:00 <Serenity> john you food stealer
22:00 <pebbz> used toilet paper without wiping his ass properly
22:00 <pebbz> he left poo paper on growdn in bathroom still with shit on it
22:00 <johninja> this just keeps getting better
22:00 <Serenity> did you check did you joel
22:00 <pebbz> my dad fukin lost it
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
23:00 <Serenity> Its a shame really cause he'd be OK to talk to if he didnt talk such shit
23:00 <johninja> he needs to mature
24:00 <johninja> but hard drug addicts rarely do
24:00 <Serenity> ive had alright chats with him hey, but then all this dumb shit starts and its like ugh why
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
24:00 <johninja> they stay about the same age as when they got on the gear
24:00 <johninja> yeah i know
24:00 <Serenity> explains chris
24:00 <Serenity> his brain maturity goes down every 6 months
25:00 <Skirmish> lol did you eat his yogo johninja? 
25:00 <Serenity> roflll
25:00 <johninja> lmao
25:00 <Doodle> 'wheres me yogo?'
25:00 <Doodle> 'i'll get back to u barry'
25:00 <johninja> that fucking johninja cunt ate me yogo DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
25:00 <Serenity> he got the munchies and is pissed cause he went to get his duble decker yogo and john ate all the marshmallow off the top
25:00 <Skirmish> lol
25:00 <Doodle> oh lah di dah
26:00 <Doodle> yogo has changed since i was a kid
26:00 <Serenity> they have the original one back doodle
26:00 <Serenity> with all the artificial colours and sugar
26:00 <Doodle> tapioca & cola flavour?
26:00 <Doodle> *coal
26:00 <Doodle> yum
26:00 <Doodle> fuck this natural rubbish
26:00 <Clarkson> smash the cunts
26:00 <johninja> i actually went to the bathroom to hide while i ate the yogo and wiped my mouth with some toilet paper
26:00 <Doodle> i want chems
26:00 <Serenity> hahah
26:00 <Serenity> tastes better
26:00 <johninja> thats how it all connects
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hard drugs
27:00 <Serenity> ohh that makes sense jogn
27:00 <Serenity> you animal
27:00 <Doodle> the scary part is it was banana flavour
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <johninja> don't be gross
27:00 <Doodle> hahaaa
27:00 <Doodle> thats like telling a fish not to swim
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hey
28:00 <johninja> alright ima go eat something
28:00 <johninja> (out of joels fridge)
28:00 <Serenity> im wishing i didnt eat right now
28:00 <Serenity> so uncomfortable
29:00 <Doodle> :o
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
29:00 <Skirmish> HEY! I have salted caramel mars bar ice creams!
30:00 <JoelsFridge> oh lord
31:00 <Doodle> wont u buy meeee a mercedes benz
33:00 <Skirmish> ERRRMAGERD so good. 
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi sgarn m8
35:00 <pebbz> JoelsFridge lol
41:00 <GoldSpade> ayyyy
44:00 <johninja> hahaha
45:00 <JoelsFridge> Maurice adults only sale on cotd
46:00 <Maurice> :o
46:00 <Maurice> I need a new rabbit
46:00 <pebbz> Serenity whats in my fridge?
46:00 <Serenity> johninja probably
47:00 <johninja> nothing now joel
47:00 <johninja> i just pillaged the shit out of it
47:00 <Maurice> Ha, cotd 'enter your birthdate to prove you're 18+'
48:00 <Maurice> Wonder if theres anyway to lie..
48:00 <Serenity> theres no yogo thats for sure
50:00 <pebbz> watever
50:00 <pebbz> going to bed soon sick of your shiit
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Serenity> sorry to hear that
51:00 <johninja> have a few pipes of shard mate
52:00 <johninja> get some EnerGY
52:00 <Serenity> what does smoking that shit feel like
52:00 <Clarkson> i wana fuck on my new bed
52:00 <Skirmish> another saturday night going to bed alone before 10pm Joel. You may as well just hang yourself now and be done with it. 
52:00 <Serenity> is it like weed or what
52:00 <faux> lets go clarky
52:00 <Clarkson> <ULTIMATE^WARRIOR> bi bi sexuall Aaron haha what a fag hey guys!
52:00 <faux> ok
52:00 <faux> MAURICE
53:00 <faux> why didnt you tell me how sexy Randy is
53:00 <faux> my golly
53:00 <Maurice> HELLO
53:00 <Maurice> Omg he's hot
53:00 <johninja> well if you ever had chemmy weed its a bit like that
53:00 <Maurice> He's also off True Blood
53:00 <Serenity> which one
53:00 <Serenity> off tb
53:00 <Maurice> He was Sheriff Stan
53:00 <Serenity> oh..
54:00 <pebbz> Skirmish you are online too mate
54:00 <Maurice> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/trueblood/images/9/9e/Texas_vampires.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110310225242
54:00 <faux> his body omg
54:00 <faux> i was drooling
54:00 <Maurice> He's better in 2 broke girls though
54:00 <pebbz> and no doubt will be here till the wee hours
54:00 <pebbz> so the sad cunt is you mate
54:00 <Skirmish> I never said anything about being online pebbz. 
54:00 <pebbz> china ya fucking head
54:00 <johninja> oh dear he's getting tired and cranky now
54:00 <pebbz> fuck up john
54:00 <Serenity> someone give him a binky and night night
54:00 <johninja> Temper tantrum!
54:00 <pebbz> where is meelies?
54:00 <pebbz> !seen amelia
55:00 <pebbz> need some meelies ttz to bounce and suck on
55:00 <johninja> she's gone out on a date joel
55:00 <robot> who is this guy
55:00 <Maurice> I don't know Amelia is that despo
55:00 <johninja> it is saterday night
55:00 <pebbz> no she hasnt
55:00 <Serenity> amelia clearly has a life
55:00 <Serenity> moll
55:00 <pebbz> amelia has no life
56:00 <pebbz> just big ttz
56:00 <Serenity> and yet shes not here
56:00 <Serenity> and we are
56:00 <pebbz> Serenity we all know you have no life
56:00 <robot> why is pebbz still here
56:00 <pebbz> and like amelia you have big ttz
56:00 <Serenity> isnt that what i just said
56:00 <johninja> she's probably letting another man fondles her bossoms rn joel
56:00 <Serenity> why are you repeating what i just said
56:00 <pebbz> ill kill him
56:00 <pebbz> Lumeah ttz out
57:00 <Serenity> does that work often joely
58:00 <pebbz> where is ShadowLurker?
58:00 <Serenity> why
58:00 <ShadowLurker> nowhere everywhere
58:00 <Picard> Serenity you take a night off?
58:00 <Serenity> a night off what
58:00 <Picard> http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Serenity
58:00 <johninja> gawd
58:00 <Serenity> ..
58:00 <Picard> says your offline
58:00 <Lumeah> Never worked 
58:00 <Serenity> its not be you fucking fat potato
58:00 <Clarkson> I only found out about the wank video this morning
58:00 <Lumeah> Ever
58:00 <Serenity> me*
58:00 <Lumeah> Not once
59:00 <Serenity> Lumeah what are you on about
59:00 <Picard> really
59:00 <johninja> sitting around on a saterday night watching camgirls while his wife is in the other room
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Serenity> yes. really.
59:00 <Lumeah> You asked if joles tits out thing worked i said never 
59:00 <Clarkson> you went off like a bitch
59:00 <Picard> she is on cam u fucking idiot johninja
59:00 <Lumeah> Pay attention 
59:00 <Clarkson> the feminised males, and the ultra queer power lusting elder faggots
00:00 <Serenity> oh right
00:00 <Serenity> phew
00:00 <Picard> look up bbw_shazza
00:00 <Serenity> your mrs is on cam?
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Picard> yes
00:00 <johninja> it must be a niche market
00:00 <Picard> making a shit load
00:00 <Picard> $7.5k last month
00:00 <Skirmish> Nobody understands even half of what Lumeah says but everyone else is the retard for it. 
00:00 <Picard> now she does the dp show she is kicking arse
00:00 <Lumeah> Oh shut it
00:00 <Serenity> nah what Lumeah said made sense i just didnt make the connection
01:00 <Picard> thats a first
02:00 <Skirmish> How is the dating going Lumeah? Any luck on tinder? Surely there is someone out there with a troll doll fetish. 
02:00 <Lumeah> You know nothing about me
03:00 <Serenity> if i were to ever date again id have to find a man with a dried fruit fetish
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Lumeah> Please find another hobby you sad sad fucked up man
03:00 <Skirmish> I am too busy with my existing hobbies to find a new one. 
03:00 <Serenity> irc is my hobby
03:00 <Lumeah> Err
04:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/gallery/bJLj4 
05:00 <johninja> lol the melted chees on the lettuce leaf lol
05:00 <Skirmish> [21:07] <@Lumeah> Time to call the police     <-------- I think a waaaaaaaaaaahmbulance would be more useful. 
05:00 <Skirmish> lol @ the comments. 'The lettuce means it's healthy'
06:00 <robot> irc is life
06:00 <Skirmish> lyf*
06:00 <robot> yea
10:00 <pebbz> Skirmish get a life
10:00 <pebbz> stop picking on lumiez
10:00 <Skirmish> lol @ joel telling anyone to get a life. 
10:00 <pebbz> arn't you like married? go spend time with your wife you old faggot
10:00 <Skirmish> man child wigga wannabe. 
10:00 <pebbz> chin yua head in hcungt
10:00 <pebbz> fuckigndfs gid fagggot!
10:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <pebbz> you think you a big man cunt
11:00 <pebbz> ill break ya
11:00 <johninja> his meds are wearing off now
11:00 <pebbz> fuck up john
11:00 <Skirmish> PTSD flash backs to Lee pointing at his tiny dick he couldn't get up and laughing at him. 
12:00 <Skirmish> That's what sent him on the rampage when she was there. 
12:00 <pebbz> actually i fucked lee
12:00 <pebbz> more than you can say
12:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <pebbz> Lumeah rejected you faggot
13:00 <pebbz> come chere fucng cunt
13:00 <pebbz> ill sb adsghfds dya fucking head in
13:00 <johninja> ahahahaha
13:00 <pebbz> out ur teeth on gutter sto mpa ya
13:00 <Serenity> why ar you acting like you and Lumeah are besties
13:00 <pebbz> POW DCUN
13:00 <pebbz> smnacked
13:00 <pebbz> faggot
13:00 <pebbz> smack ya breain on logan station platform fucnt
13:00 <johninja> he is trying to get some points up
14:00 <pebbz> get fucked john
14:00 <pebbz> we were mates
14:00 <Serenity> is that what this is all about
14:00 <Serenity> you wanna be friends?
14:00 <johninja> angry man at the keyboard
14:00 <johninja> put doen the mkennas son
15:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he's keen for Lumeah to come visit him just like Lee did? 
16:00 <Serenity> pre sure lum has better taste than that
16:00 <johninja> hopefully he doesn't get put away for a few days this time
17:00 <johninja> that must have sucked
17:00 <pebbz> johns angry at me for rolling him
17:00 <johninja> go interstate to meet your bf and he gets put in a nut house and you are left with the parents
17:00 <Serenity> john doesnt seem angry at all joely
17:00 <Serenity> you seem angry
17:00 <johninja> too much emotion?
17:00 <faux> eMoTioN
20:00 <johninja> https://imgur.com/a/CDDdf 
21:00 <robot> ne my lil pony bros in here
21:00 <johninja> !seen Immutable
22:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/w0kPxLS.gifv 
23:00 <pebbz> john you had sex with mel so dont make fun of me and lee ok she was your friend too
23:00 <pebbz> you even fucked her
23:00 <johninja> fucked lee?
23:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwKVLuBSRXg
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: wonder what the writers were on when they wrote this scene Views: 98 Uploader: Levi Ferrell Uploaded: Jun 11, 2016 Duration: 1m43s Rating: 5.00
24:00 <Serenity> lee is about 3 mels by the sounds
24:00 <Skirmish> This picture depicts a normal weekend for Joel http://i.imgur.com/ULQ5Zb0.jpg
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Fucking a pig whilst some goose watches. 
25:00 <pebbz> you mean your wife is the pig Skirmish
25:00 <pebbz> neck ya fool
25:00 <johninja> Clarkson what do you think of joel?
25:00 <Clarkson> whats new pussy cat ?
25:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why you keep bringing my wife up all the time. Do you have a crush on her? 
26:00 <pebbz> fuck no
26:00 <Clarkson> oh yeah that 1 when they hijack shit
26:00 <pebbz> but don't talk about lee
26:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish's wife changed her name by deed poll to 'K McKerson'
26:00 <pebbz> Lumeah rejected you
26:00 <pebbz> so did manydjane and Lee so you are angry
26:00 <pebbz> ill drive my dads ute to sydney and kill you
26:00 <Skirmish> That's one hell of a story. 
26:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <Serenity> wow man
27:00 <Serenity> wowww
27:00 <dematerialised> wow.gif
27:00 <johninja> "dad lend us your ute and some petrol money, i need to go kill someone off the internet for hurting my feelings"
28:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <johninja> *stacks it backing out the driveway*
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <pebbz> ive got dads ute its mine
29:00 <pebbz> just have to ask to use it
29:00 <faux> lollllll
29:00 <Maurice> Then it's not yours..
29:00 <pebbz> fuk off faux
29:00 <johninja> lmao
29:00 <Clarkson> yeh lol like fucking joel
29:00 <dematerialised> pebbz are you 16?
29:00 <pebbz> no wtf
29:00 <johninja> permission to use the ute sir
29:00 <faux> lolol
29:00 <dematerialised> dad can i please use the ute
29:00 <pebbz> fuk u cunts giving me shit tonight
29:00 <dematerialised> thanks
29:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <johninja> you do it all yourself
30:00 <johninja> its too easy
30:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if he asks if he can go to his friends house too
30:00 <dematerialised> or play the playstation
30:00 <pebbz> i have to ask if i want to go out cause im on probation
31:00 <johninja> you shouldn't bem making htreats to kill people online then
31:00 <johninja> might end up back on the end of bubbas dick again real quick
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah that seems counter-intuitive
32:00 <Serenity> im pre sure making threats online is still illegal
32:00 <Skirmish> He asks his dad for money still. Makes sense that he would have to ask for everything else too. 
32:00 <dematerialised> does your dad know you are on the internet pebbz?
34:00 <johninja> he's piped down now, interesting
34:00 <robot> rofl faux
35:00 <robot> 'hes got a tight bootie, im gonna f**k him'
35:00 <faux> lolllllllll
35:00 <faux> good show 
35:00 <faux> r u gonna  continue watchinh
35:00 <robot> ye
36:00 <faux> yay 
37:00 <dematerialised> smells like cabbage in here
37:00 <robot> is it coz ur a cabbage head
37:00 <dematerialised> that's rude
39:00 <johninja> i need to restart my computer, hopefully robots not still being mean when i get back
39:00 <pebbz> im ok to go on net
39:00 <dematerialised> ok that's good
39:00 <dematerialised> i am glad that was cleared up
40:00 <pebbz> Skirmish i work
40:00 <pebbz> work for my dads business chump
40:00 <Skirmish> Your dad seems to have to give you a lot of things. Money, access to the ute, a job. 
40:00 <Skirmish> You don't have a job though that's clear. 
41:00 <pebbz> i have a job
41:00 <emuls> ah that age old irc arguement
41:00 <pebbz> im fucking working for my dad
41:00 <emuls> You're on the dole mate. Nah mate I've got a job mate. Nah.
41:00 <pebbz> i get paid a wage i work mon to friday
41:00 <Skirmish> Your dad gives you money Joel. That's not a job. 
41:00 <dematerialised> haha emuls
41:00 <emuls> etc etc
41:00 <pebbz> its my dads company
41:00 <pebbz> i get paid a wage dickhead
41:00 <robot> hahaahaha
41:00 <robot> robert got D pod
42:00 <Skirmish> Why are you always sitting online during the day monday to friday then dicklips? 
42:00 <pebbz> am not
42:00 <pebbz> i dont work 9-5 u fuckwit
42:00 <pebbz> just fuck off Skirmish you stupid cunt
42:00 <Clarkson> i just become a slut during highschool to get that validation
42:00 <Serenity> do you enjoy fighting with everyone joely
42:00 <Skirmish> If you're going to tell lies Joel at least give us the courtesy of making them believable. 
42:00 <dematerialised> he seems very aggressive
42:00 <dematerialised> i believe he might hurt someone
42:00 <pebbz> brb ciggie
42:00 <dematerialised> i should call the police
43:00 <pebbz> call them cunt go on
43:00 <Skirmish> Did you ask daddy for the ciggie? 
43:00 <pebbz> no dickhead
43:00 <pebbz> most of the time my dads scabbing off me
43:00 <Serenity> excuse m pebbz i asked you a question you rude fuck
43:00 <dematerialised> pebbz loves a good scrap
44:00 <pebbz> Serenity i got notin against u
44:00 <pebbz> brb ciggie
44:00 <Serenity> I just wonder why you'd join here and be aggressive towards people thats all, cause when oyu're not being a dick you're cool to talk to
44:00 <Serenity> so you must enjoy it
45:00 <Serenity> like everyone in here is generally pretty cool, if youre not being a dick they talk to you
45:00 <dematerialised> well
45:00 <dematerialised> except me
45:00 <dematerialised> i'll be a dick to you just because i feel like it
45:00 <Serenity> or is it that other peoples perceptions of what being a dick is is different
45:00 <Serenity> so you dont think youre being a dick when you are
47:00 <dematerialised> wb robot ltns
47:00 <robot> ty
47:00 <robot> xo
47:00 <dematerialised> ox
47:00 <Skirmish>  cause when oyu're not being a dick you're cool to talk to  <---- What? This has never happened. 
47:00 <Clarkson> and a penis
48:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish was never cool.
48:00 <Skirmish> exactly
48:00 <dematerialised> i used to be cool, but then they changed what cool was
48:00 <Skirmish> movie quote theft occuring
49:00 <robot> now what dematerialised was with, wasn't cool anymore
49:00 <Serenity> ive had normal convos with joel and to me hes no different than talking to most of you
49:00 <robot> and what is cool now is scary
49:00 <dematerialised> and weird
49:00 <Serenity> but when hes being a knob then hes just a dickhead
49:00 <robot> how u doon Serenity
49:00 <robot> hows the Serenity
49:00 <Serenity> cold
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah my toes are a bit nipply
50:00 <dematerialised> might have to go put some trackies on
50:00 <robot> yeh
50:00 <robot> i didnt wanna go upstairs 2 get mine so i got the blanket from the couch
51:00 <dematerialised> solid plan
51:00 <Serenity> i turned the heater on
51:00 <Serenity> because cold
51:00 <dematerialised> i havent done that yet
51:00 <dematerialised> i dont want to
51:00 <dematerialised> heating is expensive :\
52:00 <Serenity> eh gas is ok our last winter bill was about $170 thats not toooo bad, not compared to the summer electricity bill
52:00 <emuls> WHEAT BAGS
52:00 <dematerialised> oh thats a good point
52:00 <dematerialised> i should go get a gas heater
52:00 <Serenity> although out normal bill is only $40
52:00 <robot> hot water bottles in bed
52:00 <emuls> i start with wheat bag
52:00 <emuls> then blanky
52:00 <emuls> then if despo heater
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah normally blankies do me fine
52:00 <dematerialised> but this place has tile floors
52:00 <dematerialised> so it gets collllld
52:00 <Serenity> once ive had a winter to climatise ill be OK but this year is the first winter ive felt for ages and brrrrr
52:00 <emuls> yeah we've got wood floors, cold but not ntearly as bad as tiles
53:00 <emuls> tiles would be nice in summer htough
53:00 <dematerialised> they really are
53:00 <dematerialised> i hardly had to use the aircon at all
53:00 <emuls> I live in the hills so it gets pretty nipply where i am
53:00 <dematerialised> ah yep
53:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/b8k152MMHB8
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miniature Foosball Table Tutorial (Working) // Dolls/Dollhouse Views: 40,502 Uploader: SugarCharmShop Uploaded: Jun 10, 2016 Duration: 6m5s Rating: 4.91
53:00 <dematerialised> im just under the hills
53:00 <dematerialised> wait are you in WA?
53:00 <faux> wtf
53:00 <faux> so much patience 
53:00 <emuls> 4.9C where I am atm
53:00 <Serenity> i have floorboards and its great
53:00 <emuls> i'm in SA
53:00 <Skirmish> OMG now I remember! The computer nerd turned in his crush because she was banging Rexler!
53:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
54:00 <emuls> freezing in winter and stinking hot in summer.. fun times
54:00 <emuls> really need to get solar next year
54:00 <dematerialised> haha i dont mind heat as long as its not humid
54:00 <dematerialised> it can be 30 and humid and i will want to die
54:00 <emuls> ugh humidity is balls
55:00 <robot> emuls where are you from 
55:00 <robot> c
55:00 <dematerialised> gosh scroll up robot
55:00 <dematerialised> its only liek 15 lines ago
55:00 <Serenity> the fuck at this vid faux
55:00 <emuls> SA robot 
55:00 <couleurs> hi robot luv ya quit msg
55:00 <dematerialised> robot has spent too long on irc
55:00 <faux> don't be rude
56:00 <robot> thx darl i made it myself
56:00 <emuls> lived in melb 2003-2006 when it was still affordable for a poor young person
56:00 <faux> i know sez wtf its amazing though lol
56:00 <Serenity> she free hands that shit man wtf
56:00 <robot> winter here is beauttttiful
56:00 <robot> i love it
58:00 <Skirmish> Everyone must save Elizabeth! (not lumeah, the hot bitch elizabeth on The Blacklist)
58:00 <faux> robot
58:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/CND4LjDqRTE
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Super Satisfying Hand Drawing Calligraphy Compilation Views: 824,440 Uploader: Amazing Machines Uploaded: May 8, 2016 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.70
58:00 <faux> i thought he was gonna write GERSEN
59:00 <pebbz> shut up
59:00 <pebbz> sick u fuckwits giving me shot
59:00 <robot> loll
59:00 <dematerialised> why are you here pebbz
59:00 <pebbz> why not
00:00 <dematerialised> answer my question
00:00 <dematerialised> why aren't you out doing something else
00:00 <pebbz> to come on
00:00 <pebbz> socialise
00:00 <Serenity> you dont want to talk to anyone else so why do you come in here
00:00 <Serenity> its weird
00:00 <pebbz> i cant really go out mate im on proboation
00:00 <pebbz> i do want to talk to you guys
00:00 <pebbz> johns me mate sorta
00:00 <johninja> you could always go and watch tv with your family if you want to be around people who hate you
00:00 <Serenity> ok so how come you abuse n be silly if you wanna chat
00:00 <pebbz> nah i rather listen to rape and drink my boubons thanks
01:00 <pebbz> rap not rape
01:00 <johninja> oh righto we're mates
01:00 <johninja> sorry
01:00 <dematerialised> i thought i would like listening to rape, but then i listened to it and i didn't like it at all
01:00 <johninja> i forgot
02:00 <Serenity> i dont think id like listening to rape
02:00 <johninja> I should give joel a job on me farm
02:00 <johninja> teach him some life skills
02:00 <johninja> dry him out a bit
02:00 <dematerialised> it's upsetting Serenity
02:00 <pebbz> rap'
02:00 <pebbz> music
03:00 <Serenity> dont they do that for low security prisoners chuck em on farms n shit
03:00 <johninja> yeh
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah
03:00 <dematerialised> karnet is a minimal security and it's basically a workign farm
03:00 <johninja> ye olde prison farme
04:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ rather listen to rape. 
04:00 <Serenity> dematerialised ShadowLurker just said that to me irl
04:00 <Serenity> rofl
04:00 <dematerialised> hah
05:00 <faux> i want a farm w echidnas im jealous
05:00 <Skirmish> Do you have any intention of growing out of being a man child any time soon pebbz? 
05:00 <Serenity> when the kids are old enough to fuck off i wanna go buy a small bit of property out of the city
05:00 <Clarkson> i'm gonna smash my imac cause it's gay
05:00 <Serenity> and have some animals etc
05:00 <robot> .
05:00 <dematerialised> just kick em out now sezz
06:00 <pebbz> do you have any intention to fuck off Skirmish?
06:00 <Serenity> fucking bludgers
06:00 <dematerialised> leave them on the doorstep of a catholic church and go
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <johninja> lol ty
06:00 <dematerialised> or do what that woman did a few days ago
06:00 <Serenity> naww
06:00 <johninja> yeah me echidnas are rad
06:00 <Serenity> ive only got about 9 years to go
06:00 <dematerialised> http://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/perth-mum-who-went-overseas-and-left-kids-at-home-charged-by-police/news-story/2abc025fe56373c7762ff71a0d8ebda7
07:00 <Serenity> 4 Doodle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GomSqAQmMI
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How it's made pringles Views: 1,945,066 Uploader: Howitsmade Uploaded: Jan 10, 2014 Duration: 5m5s Rating: 4.76
07:00 <Skirmish> pebbz: I take it your answer is no? Listening to rap music like a 14yo is your life plan? 
07:00 <dematerialised> my groin is a bit tangy
08:00 <dematerialised> i think i should have a shower
08:00 <robot> is that what that smell is
08:00 <dematerialised> i dunno
09:00 <dematerialised> its always been difficult to describe
09:00 <dematerialised> but yeah
09:00 <dematerialised> tangy is me groin
10:00 <dematerialised> or as moog would say
10:00 <dematerialised> a bit fruity martin
11:00 <pebbz> nothing wrong with rap
11:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/C07ujvbUV9s
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oddly Satisfying Cutting Compilation Views: 97,463 Uploader: oddly satisfying Uploaded: Mar 22, 2016 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.75
11:00 <faux> these kinda vids gimme a lady boner
12:00 <Serenity> loll wtf faux im atching this right now
12:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD-6z3pSRs0
12:00 <Serenity> watching**
12:00 <faux> lollllll
12:00 <faux> hngģ
12:00 <faux> LOVE 
13:00 <pebbz> lady boner means you have wet pussy
13:00 <Serenity> .
13:00 <Skirmish> lol
13:00 <robot> why are you still here pebbz
14:00 <pebbz> why are you?
14:00 <pebbz> stupid question
14:00 <robot> you seem like a douche bag
16:00 <pebbz> so do you
16:00 <pebbz> do i know you cunt?
16:00 <Serenity> is this a bogan thing
16:00 <Skirmish> lol joel is just an angry teen
17:00 <Serenity> like is this how they communicate
17:00 <pebbz> im older than you Skirmish
17:00 <Skirmish> Act it then. 
18:00 <faux> sez
18:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/kl8VcL0DNio
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How It's Made Ice Sculptures Views: 2,846,919 Uploader: TRR56 Uploaded: Mar 3, 2010 Duration: 5m1s Rating: 4.78
21:00 <Serenity> ooohh
22:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/hyVuHpR6E08
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How Its Made Condoms Views: 833,434 Uploader: How Its Made Uploaded: May 7, 2016 Duration: 5m21s Rating: 4.48
22:00 <faux> BUT FERST
22:00 <faux> CON.DOMS
24:00 <faux> must be a factory for nigger dicks
26:00 <robot> ye
28:00 <Serenity> that ice one was cool
29:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* tonight is going to be a long night now. Damnit blacklist catch up. 
30:00 <dematerialised> i'm no longer fruity
30:00 <dematerialised> i am now pure
30:00 <President_Trump> sing me a lullaby
31:00 <pebbz> stfu Skirmish
31:00 <pebbz> chin ya
31:00 <pebbz> knock ya noggen off
31:00 <dematerialised> President_Trump why do you keep saying that
31:00 <dematerialised> please explain
31:00 <faux> clobba ya
31:00 <President_Trump> coz i want one
31:00 <pebbz> hahahaha
31:00 <pebbz> faux knows
31:00 <pebbz> faux titz out
31:00 <pebbz> faux has big ones
31:00 <faux> dont be vulgar
31:00 <dematerialised> President_Trump what makes you think i wouldn't acquiese to your request?
31:00 <pebbz> im not you said before your pussy was wet
32:00 <Serenity> dematerialised has hot tits
32:00 <faux> i most certainly did not
32:00 <dematerialised> i've got the best tits around
32:00 <faux> he does aye
32:00 <pebbz> yeh you did
32:00 <faux> dem nips
32:00 <President_Trump> i hope u do
32:00 <pebbz> you said you had a hard clit
32:00 <dematerialised> ok President_Trump, i politely acquiese to your request
32:00 <dematerialised> (that means no)
32:00 <pebbz> too many cones for joel i think
32:00 <faux> acquiesce 
33:00 <dematerialised> i don't care how it's spelled
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <dematerialised> ok i do
33:00 <dematerialised> but i cbf'ed googling it
33:00 <faux> ll
33:00 <faux> o
33:00 <President_Trump> it means you would do it demat
33:00 <dematerialised> i'm not talking to you any more you are boring
34:00 <faux> President_Trump
34:00 <faux> show me your butt
34:00 <President_Trump> dont even know what the word means but you use it?? lol
34:00 <couleurs> acquiesce***
34:00 <President_Trump> hi fauxy
34:00 <President_Trump> how are u?
34:00 <faux> hello less typing more butt pics 
34:00 <faux> go
34:00 <robot> colours is #1 at english on irc
34:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <faux> he is processor einstein
35:00 <dematerialised> rear admiral einstein
35:00 <couleurs> Thank's U a Lot
35:00 <Serenity> not knowing how to spell a word doesnt mean you dont know what it means
35:00 <faux> me toe is itchy 
35:00 <dematerialised> of the USS Learning
35:00 <faux> prob worst place to be itchy
35:00 <faux> or fingers
35:00 <faux> or ya earhole
35:00 <Serenity> up ya charger
35:00 <dematerialised> your fingers will be itchy if you scratch your toes
35:00 <dematerialised> then your cootie patootie will be itchy
36:00 <dematerialised> which is no good
36:00 <faux> i dont have fleas
36:00 <faux> anymore
36:00 <dematerialised> not since the great fleabombing of 2007
36:00 <faux> ye
36:00 <faux> kevin 07
37:00 <johninja> speaking of unwanted pests
37:00 <johninja> is pebbz still up?
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <faux> soz
37:00 <faux> ye
37:00 <dematerialised> there should be a banning bot and it should be called PestController
37:00 <pebbz> im going to bed soon john
37:00 <Serenity> I really wish cunts would stop uploading spider videos to facebook
37:00 <johninja> ok
37:00 <pebbz> just finishing my cones and bourbons
37:00 <johninja> yeh the exterminator
38:00 <Serenity> ill b bek
38:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
38:00 <johninja> im sober as fuck
38:00 <faux> conebons
38:00 <faux> me 2 its terrible
38:00 <johninja> been hitting the iced coffees
38:00 <dematerialised> fight me ya cunt im sober!
38:00 <faux> i had wine w lunch though so i didnt wanna be an alcoholic
38:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqxIO6iSiA
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> required viewing
38:00 <dematerialised> for all
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mungo vs Greg Brown Views: 45,069 Uploader: Rhino Mccormick Uploaded: Dec 13, 2011 Duration: 0m59s Rating: 4.59
39:00 <faux> i have passionfruit mineral water im hardcore 
39:00 <Serenity> im not sober
39:00 <faux> knife ya
39:00 <Serenity> and i have portello
39:00 <Maurice> I have cider
39:00 <faux> r u hi
39:00 <Serenity> im not drinking
39:00 <Serenity> i dont know if id be allowed to
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> RACKEM
40:00 <Serenity> i dont imagine it would be a good idea
40:00 <faux> o
40:00 <faux> ye i meant did u smokey
40:00 <Serenity> o
40:00 <Serenity> ye
40:00 <faux> does this mean ur gonna show me ur butt
40:00 <Serenity> nope
40:00 <Maurice> You should google to see if alcohol aggravates gall stones and find out you have prostate cancer
40:00 <Serenity> ahaa
40:00 <dematerialised> butt motion seconded
40:00 <faux> GOD DAMKIT
40:00 <Serenity> i tried a dress on today wanna see
40:00 <faux>  yes
40:00 <johninja> yes
40:00 <dematerialised> yes
40:00 <Serenity> just ignore the shit bra and armpit flab
40:00 <Maurice> Yes
41:00 <faux> show me boobs while ur at it
41:00 <dematerialised> ^
41:00 <robot> dematerialised if i had ops i could be pest control
41:00 <dematerialised> if i had ops i'd press "launch all nukes"
41:00 <faux> excuse me i do a pretty good job of banging most losers on here
41:00 <johninja> robot would begin a rain of terror
41:00 <faux> UGH
41:00 <faux> banning*
41:00 <faux> feck
42:00 <Serenity> faux n Maurice
42:00 <dematerialised> well
42:00 <Serenity> whatsapp
42:00 <faux> terrible typo
42:00 <dematerialised> that line is going straight to the memory banks
42:00 <robot> i would unleash a plague of absense from irc not seen since the dark ages
42:00 <faux> CUTE SEZ
42:00 <faux> thats a v flattering dress
42:00 <Maurice> Wiiit wooo
42:00 <dematerialised> as if you didnt send it to me
42:00 <faux> now boibs
42:00 <dematerialised> rude
42:00 <johninja> robot is ruining austnet
42:00 <robot> /set quitmessage <@faux> excuse me i do a pretty good job of banging most losers on here
42:00 <johninja> lolol
42:00 <Maurice> My sisters IF shoes would go with that dress
42:00 <faux> DEM CALVES
43:00 <faux> god dammit robot
43:00 <Serenity> rofl faux i showed another friend today n she said the same thing
43:00 <Serenity> YOUR CALVES
43:00 <faux> lolll
44:00 <johninja> r ya callin me a cow
44:00 <faux> moo
44:00 <amsy> yep
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <faux> mooninja
44:00 <Serenity> john needs whatsapp
44:00 <Serenity> and to give me his phone number
44:00 <johninja> lol ok
44:00 <Maurice> And penis pics
45:00 <Serenity> ^
45:00 <Maurice> I'd show you my penis in return but it's cold so it's inverted
45:00 <faux> fucking duspwndo
45:00 <faux> i just dropped me phone on me face
45:00 <johninja> yeah its a bit cold for that rn
45:00 <dematerialised> lol
45:00 <Serenity> loll
45:00 <johninja> plus i wanked like 10 minutes ago
45:00 <johninja> wew
45:00 <Serenity> i sent it to u too dematerialised im not sure why now haha
47:00 <johninja> now i just need this whatsapp doohicky
47:00 <faux> i think i broke my face
47:00 <dematerialised> because i asked nicely Serenity
47:00 <dematerialised> that's the only reason you need
47:00 <faux> ye now get ya tits out
47:00 <Clarkson> jewish men are soft, you give their women a good fuck and they lose the plot
47:00 <faux> please.
47:00 <Skirmish> Don't do it johninja. Doodle just sends you pics of his dick non-stop. 
47:00 <Serenity> oh ok
47:00 <Maurice> Thats why we have whatsapp
48:00 <faux> and butt pix hng
48:00 <faux> sneaks in a vid
48:00 <faux> double hng
48:00 <Maurice> The bit I hate about whatsapp is people can see when you've been on which sucks if you're ignoring them
48:00 <Serenity> i cant take boob pics ive already taken my bra off and its too hard to roll em up for a photo
48:00 <johninja> oh i already had it apparently
48:00 <faux> LOL sex
48:00 <faux> z
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <faux> you make it sound terrible
48:00 <faux> ROLL EM UP
48:00 <faux> lmao 
49:00 <Serenity> you have no idea
49:00 <Maurice> Chuck em over your shoulder and take a back pic
49:00 <faux> like a cinnamon bun 
49:00 <Serenity> theyre ragic
49:00 <dematerialised> pfft, let them know they are being ignored
49:00 <Serenity> tragic
49:00 <faux> sif ok
49:00 <faux> u sent me vid
49:00 <dematerialised> the more tears the better
49:00 <Maurice> Speaking of dicks, did Doodle get a life tonight?
49:00 <Maurice> Where is he
49:00 <Serenity> im not sending a vid christ
49:00 <johninja> "i'm not home, go away!"
49:00 <faux> no i said
50:00 <faux> you sent me one
50:00 <dematerialised> Doodle is out admiring his new headlight globes
50:00 <faux> remember
50:00 <faux> they arent bad
50:00 <faux> gosh
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <Maurice> I suggested he just strap torches to his car
50:00 <Serenity> FUCK I forgot haha
50:00 <Skirmish> Doodle got Tinder and he's working his way through the local cum dumpsters. 
50:00 <Maurice> But I don't think he took my advice
50:00 <Clarkson> Serenity hell yes
50:00 <dematerialised> yeah i saw
50:00 <Serenity> but that was a while ago wasnt it
50:00 <faux> um
50:00 <faux> couple months maybe
50:00 <faux> IDK YOU  KNOW IM BAD WOTH TIME
50:00 <johninja> cupplamonths moittteee
51:00 <faux> ye
51:00 <dematerialised> you're also bad at banging losers
51:00 <faux> .
51:00 <faux> :'(
51:00 <dematerialised> :P
51:00 <faux> so mean 2 me today
51:00 <Serenity> god theres some weird shit in our media history
51:00 <faux> so racist 
51:00 <dematerialised> aww im sorry
51:00 <johninja> mm
52:00 <faux> excuse me
52:00 <Serenity> faux
52:00 <dematerialised> you're excused
52:00 <Serenity> go to our whatsapp thread and look at the media history from april i sent u a pic of that same dress i didnt realise
52:00 <Serenity> but look how different it looks
53:00 <faux> can u resef
53:00 <faux> nd
53:00 <faux> effort
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> our group one w Maurice 
54:00 <faux> or u n me
54:00 <Serenity> you n me
54:00 <faux> oh u sent it
54:00 <faux> k
54:00 <Serenity> i resent
54:00 <robot> i need to pee but i'm comfortable and warm
54:00 <robot> wat do
54:00 <dematerialised> pee where you are
54:00 <johninja> piss jug robot
54:00 <dematerialised> remain warm
54:00 <johninja> its the way of the road
54:00 <robot> HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE.
54:00 <faux> nice
54:00 <faux> i just got comfy too
55:00 <faux> bed in 5 mins my bladder will be like LOL
55:00 <faux> bet*
55:00 <pebbz> faux you going to nap?
55:00 <President_Trump> im starting to have feelings for u fauxy
55:00 <pebbz> john will love you in bed
55:00 <pebbz> he use to talk about you always
55:00 <faux> nap?
55:00 <faux> its bed time
55:00 <pebbz> when we had sesh and drinkie poos
55:00 <faux> ok
55:00 <faux> are you quite done
56:00 <johninja> it must have been a big moment in your life joel
56:00 <johninja> you are still talking about it like 4 years later
56:00 <pebbz> you told me you would fuck her
56:00 <Skirmish> My 15yo teenage son doesn't talk about poo as much as you do pebbz. Just to put your immaturity in perspective for you. 
57:00 <pebbz> it was a good time because i got to roll ya
57:00 <pebbz> got ya good bowen
57:00 <johninja> keep fantasising princess
57:00 <pebbz> Skirmish your 15 year old son has gender issues
57:00 <pebbz> he's prob still a virgin
57:00 <johninja> joel alexander thompson
57:00 <dematerialised> must be that time of night
58:00 <dematerialised> why is it always earlier on weekends
58:00 <johninja> <pebbz> dont say my name on here
58:00 <pebbz> im drunk and stoned
58:00 <pebbz> dad came scabbed some of my ruby royal off me
58:00 <faux> think we've had enough of you tonight
58:00 <faux> any last words
59:00 <pebbz> yes
59:00 <Skirmish> Are you really 41 years old Joel? 
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
59:00 <faux> whos next
59:00 <Skirmish> I thought he was kidding ... he is 3 years older than I am! 
59:00 <couleurs> me
59:00 <robot> me ill fite u
59:00 <dematerialised> Here lies pebbz. His last words were "yes".
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Maurice> Wow Serenity, huge difference
00:00 <couleurs> how old r u yes --- robot
00:00 <Serenity> yer i didnt realise until i found that pic
00:00 <robot> HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
00:00 <faux> robot
00:00 <robot> should robot have another bourbon?  irc decides!  1 for yes, penguin 4 no
00:00 <faux> enough out of you
00:00 <Serenity> its only about 6 weeks diff
00:00 <couleurs> 1
00:00 <faux> 8
00:00 <robot> enough of what
00:00 <johninja> hmm
00:00 <couleurs> albanier vs swissnerlend!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <faux> ķ
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> i do have a big beam and coke in the fridge
01:00 <dematerialised> and two beers left
01:00 <Serenity> drink them
01:00 <Serenity> immediately
01:00 <faux> i bet u do
01:00 <johninja> too late to start for us easterners
01:00 <robot> k thts 1 1 and no penguins off i go to the fridge
01:00 <faux> ye fuck that
01:00 <johninja> i got a carton of cider in the fridge
02:00 <johninja> its more a summer drink tho tbh
02:00 <Serenity> id love some reach cider
02:00 <dematerialised> these are the last of my supplies until payday next wednesday
02:00 <faux> reach
02:00 <Serenity> eff
02:00 <Serenity> peach
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> i just took like 1673 photos of various body parts
02:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <faux> i should not be allowed to own a camera
03:00 <Serenity> rofl
03:00 <dematerialised> can we make a 360 photo out of em?
03:00 <johninja> mine is so shit, only has a camera on the back
03:00 <faux> i have like 5 rows of ear pics
03:00 <faux> who does that
03:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <Serenity> im going to swiftly punch my kid in the neck very soon
03:00 <johninja> mmm ears
03:00 <faux> do it
03:00 <dematerialised> i could do with more faux butts tbh
03:00 <faux> n take pix
03:00 <johninja> use a phonebook
03:00 <dematerialised> its pretty magical
03:00 <johninja> its glorious
04:00 <Serenity> it really is
04:00 <faux> john hasnt seen it Nekkid
04:00 <dematerialised> i wanna be friends with it
04:00 <johninja> yeah only under the burqa
04:00 <faux> rofl
04:00 <faux> fuck
04:00 <robot> guess whos back everyone ill give u a hint its me robot
04:00 <faux> laughed way too loud at that scared meself
04:00 <Maurice> Damn, I ran out of cheese and bacon balls
05:00 <faux> theyre so easy to eat a thousad off
05:00 <faux> yummo
05:00 <dematerialised> mmm cheese and bacon
05:00 <faux> of*
05:00 <faux> god im terrible at englush tonigut
05:00 <Maurice> It was one of those little packs
06:00 <Maurice> Which are meant to be for the kids but tough shit
06:00 <Clarkson> yeah i had plenty of opportunities to fuck bacl fijians
06:00 <dematerialised> rip pebbz
06:00 <faux> and stay out
06:00 <dematerialised> 2016-2016
06:00 <johninja> gone too soon
06:00 <dematerialised> me right now: 
06:00 <johninja> or not
06:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/OM2BkCn.jpg
07:00 <robot> LOL
07:00 <robot> nice.
08:00 <faux> ty
08:00 <Skirmish> LOL Northside Onions. https://www.facebook.com/groups/338848499518/
08:00 <Maurice> Seth Efrikan accents are so annoying
09:00 <Maurice> I thought this dude on tv said 'its good for entertaining trees' but he said friends
09:00 <faux> i wish skirmish would link something funny
09:00 <faux> just one tim
09:00 <faux> e
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <couleurs> me 2
09:00 <dematerialised> i wish for world peace
09:00 <couleurs> i wish for a million wishes!!!
09:00 <couleurs> HEhehe
10:00 <faux> genius 
10:00 <couleurs> #owned
10:00 <faux> here have a plus
10:00 <couleurs> v for agina
10:00 <dematerialised> welcome to the club couleurs
10:00 <faux> ye
10:00 <dematerialised> 20% discount at Supercheap Auto
10:00 <faux> lolll
10:00 <robot> ye
10:00 <couleurs> Sweat.
10:00 <robot> i aint got no +
10:00 <couleurs> pick me up some wash products
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <robot> aw
11:00 <faux> i always forget this guy
11:00 <dematerialised> actually i found out a few weeks ago that my RAC membership gave me discounted fuel
11:00 <dematerialised> i was like, i totally did not know that
11:00 <robot> heheehehehe look at me plus
11:00 <faux> my rack gets me discounted fuel also
11:00 <dematerialised> o rly
11:00 <faux> thats a lie i dont own a car
11:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/3VURAhy
11:00 <couleurs> i'm above all of u suk it i'm top 5
12:00 <faux> nope try again Skirmish 
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <a-a-aaronson> sorry what was that couleurs
12:00 <faux> owned
12:00 <couleurs> who the hek r u and who gave u a V
12:00 <a-a-aaronson> you furry little nerfherder
13:00 <a-a-aaronson> i mean
13:00 <faux> lollllll
13:00 <a-a-aaronson> ty
13:00 <faux> k
13:00 <faux> brb
13:00 <robot> big rad boobs
13:00 <dematerialised> yeah that's what i was thinking too
14:00 <dematerialised> *waits for phone to go off*
18:00 <robot> sgarn on
18:00 <couleurs> *waits for pants to go off*
18:00 <robot> ne chix 1r chat
19:00 <couleurs> eyy georgeorobot s'garningorn
19:00 <robot> just doin some ice, talking some nonsense
19:00 <johninja> solid plan
19:00 <couleurs> CuTe
20:00 <johninja> lets go find MH370 tommorow
20:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/d0olIlL   In love
20:00 <robot> i already looked
20:00 <couleurs> how the fuck did albania beat portugal in qualifieing u guys tell me
20:00 <Clarkson> TheRon no need to i fuck your mum every weekend, you can start calling me daddy
20:00 <robot> it wasn't anyway in my house
21:00 <robot> anywher
21:00 <johninja> MH370: Debris found in South Australia could be from missing flight Flight MH370: Suspected new debris found in Madagascar
21:00 <johninja> i've narrowed it down a bit
21:00 <dematerialised> ty beehhh
21:00 <johninja> its somewhere between south australia and madagascar according to my calculations
22:00 <couleurs> isn't Madagascar that kids movie... geez get some credible news reports!!!!
22:00 <couleurs> cos u bean punk'd
22:00 <johninja> oh
23:00 <Serenity> watching IT
23:00 <robot> one time i lost my glasses
23:00 <Serenity> excellent
23:00 <johninja> http://imageresizer.static9.net.au/w8MWjrG3-uWkVgTH9ytBrD22IE4=/718x0/http%3a%2f%2fprod.static9.net.au%2f_%2fmedia%2fimages%2f2016%2fjune%2f10%2f160610_raw_mh370.ashx 
23:00 <robot> n i put colours in charge of the search n rescue operation
23:00 <robot> 6 weeks later they were found in my car
24:00 <robot> he does good work
24:00 <johninja> he looks so mad lol
24:00 <couleurs> yea but who found your car!!!!
24:00 <robot> lol
24:00 <johninja> "whatchya fuckin lookin at m8? Ya got a staring problem?
24:00 <couleurs> that guy looks like dustin hoffman in the movie plane man
25:00 <johninja> he has it on his shirt too
25:00 <johninja>  i reckon he's just makin g shit up
25:00 <robot> that guy looks like a stunned mullet
25:00 <couleurs> the sequel 2 rain man xDDD
25:00 <robot> storm man
26:00 <johninja> passenger jet down
26:00 <robot> rain man was his brother raymond
26:00 <couleurs> i fucken luv planes man, got 1 on me t shirt, holding bits of 1 up 4 da cameras n sometimes, just sometimes i shit planes 2
26:00 <couleurs> --- jpg guy
26:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s 
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Highlights ROBERT BOBROCZKY 2.29 m. 15 years - U16 Stella Azzurra Roma 2015 (BasketCantera.TV) Views: 1,867,709 Uploader: BasketCantera.TV Uploaded: Oct 26, 2015 Duration: 2m23s Rating: 4.78
28:00 <robot> ne1 know of ne robberies comin up soon?
29:00 <robot> #notacop
29:00 <Serenity> help im having a robbery
30:00 <Skirmish> I know I swore to never post anyones pic after they showed me but can you remind me which one is you faux and what is that hanging in the background? http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/DZs0u
31:00 <robot> ill help Serenity, stay put ill be there in 36 hours
31:00 <johninja> lol *drives all the way to WA with the emergency lights on*
31:00 <johninja> "what seems to be the problem?"
32:00 <johninja> robotcop
33:00 <Serenity> hahaha
34:00 <robot> ye
34:00 <robot> just wheelin across the nullabor with me red n blue lights on WEW WEW WEW
34:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
34:00 <Serenity> lordy
37:00 <Serenity> LOL @ JOHN
37:00 <dematerialised> i often lol @ johninja in my channel part messages
38:00 <robot> ye
39:00 <Doodle> Victorian Liberal candidate John Hsu quit on Saturday after it was revealed by the Herald Sun that he owned a Melbourne brothel and didn’t tell the party about it.
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> WHOOPS
39:00 <Doodle> forgot soz guise
39:00 <Serenity> rofllllll
39:00 <Doodle> fucking idiots
39:00 <Doodle> and people trust these cunts to run their country
40:00 <couleurs> i'd have a party at a brothel if i owned 1 2 i don't c the big deal really???
40:00 <Doodle> heheee
40:00 <robot> who wants 2 go to the strippers with me
41:00 <Serenity> me
42:00 <robot> yeee
42:00 <dematerialised> not me because i don't know what to do around scantily clad women
42:00 <Doodle> drink
42:00 <Serenity> i accidentally went to the strippers a few weeks ago
43:00 <robot> accidentally
43:00 <Serenity> no seriously lol
43:00 <robot> 'oh, this isnt the supermarket'
43:00 <Doodle> 'thats not where i usually swipe my card'
44:00 <Doodle> sezz pays at coles by stuffing 20s down their undies
44:00 <dematerialised> lol
44:00 <Doodle> 'there u go luvr'
44:00 <couleurs> 'opps, this isn't irc'
44:00 <Serenity> the tavern down the road has a front and back bar, the front bar has kareoke and $10 steak nights on wednesdays so a friend and I went.. we didnt know there were two sections tho and walked in and ther ewere strippers on ... we were expecting kareoke
45:00 <Doodle> kare-okaaaaayy
45:00 <Serenity> so we stayed and watched the strippers
45:00 <Serenity> then got steak
45:00 <Doodle> mmm
45:00 <Doodle> we used to go to goldfingers for lunch when i worked in the city
45:00 <Maurice> As you do
45:00 <Doodle> good times
45:00 <Doodle> beer and breasts for lunch
46:00 <Maurice> My sis in law spent her 21st at strippers in France
46:00 <Maurice> Life goals
46:00 <Serenity> man i want to do that
46:00 <Maurice> I don't think you can be 21 again
46:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/OriginalMMAUKK/videos/1028487747248193/
46:00 <Serenity> prob not
46:00 <Serenity> sux
46:00 <Maurice> Unless you're like Mork and Mindys son and age backwards
47:00 <robot> i wanna go to the strippers
47:00 <robot> got me a whole roll of $2 coins
49:00 <Serenity> im not allowed to have strippers after 9pm
49:00 <Serenity> gives me indigestion
50:00 <robot> hehehehe
50:00 <robot> eaetin strippers
52:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/MaximBady/videos/1112250345484080/
53:00 <Serenity> that is fucking stange
53:00 <Clarkson> check that shiz joh
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
54:00 <dematerialised> "what is this? wireless fingering?"
54:00 <Serenity> is that original vid some kind of strange porn
54:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is happening
54:00 <Clarkson> the bastard children of every race that's conquered them
54:00 <dematerialised> its bullshit that's what it is
54:00 <dematerialised> the guy is probably trying to sell a book/classes/certification
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh thats nice, no internet tonight
54:00 <Serenity> i feel the need to google videos
55:00 <Skirmish> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Racist camera http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/jAgcb
57:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/6H3AJgs.jpg
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