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08:00 <Loof> wb
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
09:00 <Loof> you're going to love being a parent
09:00 <Serenity> kates
09:00 <Loof> best thing that ever happened to me
09:00 <Serenity> she already is one haha
09:00 <Loof> oh lol
09:00 <Loof> sorry
11:00 <Tessa> I've almost been a parent.... when I was younger and sillier
11:00 <Doodle> gross
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 2nd child…
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, i crashed out….
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> got home from being out…. had pizza then died
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
13:00 <Serenity> mm pizza
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw frida kahlo art exhibition…. was meh to be honest.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was expecting heaps more paintings….
13:00 <Tessa> i was thinking about having a look...
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… WAY too many peeos
13:00 <Tessa> so not much to see?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, opening day
14:00 <Tessa> busy?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, there is a fair amount of photos… just WAY Tooooo busy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a time allocated….
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they send about 20 - 30 peeps in at a time
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LAME
14:00 <Tessa> so you went to sinny for frida?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you’re literlly walking around in a line
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sinny>
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, nsw art gallery
15:00 <Tessa> matbe ill wait until august, after school hols
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly the best
16:00 <Tessa> kk, you from melb?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nopw
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> def wanna go see the archibald… i usually go every year
17:00 <Loof> is all art wank shit? like i saw a photo someone left a pair of glasses on the floor in an art gallery and everyone thought it was art and started taking photos
17:00 <Loof> is there good stuff?
17:00 <Tessa> sorry, thought youre a melb gal
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I only go see what I like… Frida is awesome. I like her.. so i went to see her stuff...
18:00 <Loof> http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/31279/1/this-pair-of-glasses-art-gallery-san-francisco-joke-prank-modern-art
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you’re right loof some “art” is shit! 
18:00 <Loof> cool
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah some cunts go too far
23:00 <Loof> do you do any art?
23:00 <Loof> i used to
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ceramics stuff, some water colour stuff
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> just fuckin’ around stuff…
25:00 <Loof> you should try 123d sculpt if you have a mobile or tablet, it's free
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> online thing
26:00 <Loof> it's an app
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, i prefer to be more hands on….. i like to feel ze clay ghost style
26:00 <Loof> yeah true
26:00 <Loof> it's sort of like using clay, i did this on it: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12391323_10153452703584858_1617361119137949927_n.jpg?oh=e9c7b92a3283e2b94b9556e9cf7d02fe&oe=57EE7EC2&__gda__=1475653795_e1e1f7908e74dd536101276e22afa5cc
26:00 <Loof> pretty fun
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, interesting 
27:00 <Loof> :)
28:00 <Tessa> neat
28:00 <Loof> you start off with a sphere and you push and pull the geometry like pushing on clay or adding more clay
29:00 <Loof> they you paint on it
29:00 <Loof> then*
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah…
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh, i’d prefer to use clay
30:00 <Loof> yeah
30:00 <Loof> the feel
31:00 <Doodle> sllp
32:00 <dematerialised> hello
33:00 <Doodle> hi
33:00 <Doodle> f1's just went up
33:00 <dematerialised> it's a balmy 6 degrees according to my car outside
33:00 <Doodle> its -0.1 here
33:00 <dematerialised> crikey
33:00 <Loof> fook that
34:00 <faux> 3.4 here
34:00 <Doodle> its ok i have a cup of tea
34:00 <faux> me nose is froze
34:00 <faux> nozen
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Loof> watch your snot doesn't freeze together
35:00 <dematerialised> nah i picked me nose earlier
35:00 <dematerialised> its clean
35:00 <Loof> lol did you eat it?
35:00 <Loof> mmm
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck faux
35:00 <Clarkson> the media is a bunch of lying cunts
35:00 <Doodle> fuk da media
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> in da ass
35:00 <Clarkson> because she is extremely sensetive to hormones and she turns into a cranky bitch on the pill very similar to being pregnant
35:00 <Loof> sideways
35:00 <Doodle> ye
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Doodle> campin out the front of me house
35:00 <Doodle> papparazzin me
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> was just bout to say, i haven’t been cunty when preggers… but tha’d be a lie
36:00 <Doodle> like u need to be pregnant for that
36:00 <Doodle> i've never been pregnant and i'm a total cunt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pretty sure I have some internal rage happening and wanna punch peeps in the face… when they’re walking slow or generally being rude cunts!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
36:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/pUWOUF52JXY
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hydraulic Press - Duct Tape Views: 83,326 Uploader: PressTube Uploaded: Jun 22, 2016 Duration: 1m25s Rating: 4.90
36:00 <faux> hehe
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
37:00 <Loof> we were talking about that earlier kate
37:00 <Loof> people suck
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP, spech in the city. They fucking ANNOY ME
37:00 <dematerialised> oh this is the povo presstube
37:00 <Loof> man i had some freaks today
37:00 <dematerialised> not master race hoodrulik press channel
37:00 <faux> ye
37:00 <faux> lolll 
37:00 <faux> yed
37:00 <Clarkson> im just clearing up some shit
38:00 <dematerialised> pretty cool though
38:00 <faux> hpc rules 
38:00 <dematerialised> indeed
38:00 <dematerialised> and of course it is very dangerous
38:00 <dematerialised> so we must take care of it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are so many hydraulic press peeps oiut there
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> vids
39:00 <dematerialised> there is only one true hydraulic press channel
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZiL9X1WG94
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: $330 LACE FACE MASK ... WTF ??? Views: 1,063,815 Uploader: Tati Uploaded: Jun 22, 2016 Duration: 9m49s Rating: 4.88
39:00 <dematerialised> and that is the hydraulic press channel
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTALLY out of control
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
40:00 <Loof> has anyone hydrolic pressed a booger yet?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux would know lol
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <faux> scuse me
41:00 <faux> tati bugs me Kate 
41:00 <faux> shes such a pretentious cunt
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, i’m watching her now… yep...
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> im off to bed
41:00 <faux> ninis xx
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn 
41:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <faux> ill ban taco.first
42:00 <faux> so i have sweet dres
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <faux> ms
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco is ere
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
44:00 <Serenity> god i just bought the boxset of books
44:00 <Loof> for what?
44:00 <Loof> GoT?
44:00 <Serenity> yuh rofl
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
44:00 <Loof> oh man so jelly
44:00 <Serenity> $60 on e-bizzle
44:00 <Loof> nice
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband read the books a while ago
45:00 <Loof> wonder what season the books end at
45:00 <Serenity> 5
45:00 <Serenity> well tehres 5 books
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i remember him saying how weird they were/… i was like WTFis that shit
45:00 <Serenity> mum did them ages ago she really loved them
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> nek minnute the series comes out and i love it
45:00 <Serenity> ive only just started the show tonight
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s good to binge watch…
47:00 <Loof> are you going to keep watching sez?
50:00 <Serenity> ill at least finish the first season
50:00 <Serenity> see what happens after that haha
50:00 <Loof> cool
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> nek minnute she is awake 24 hours binge watching lol
52:00 <Loof> haha i would
52:00 <Loof> i was sucked in by the first episode fully tho
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i kinda watched the 2 then went meh… then binged
54:00 <Loof> i was hooked as soon as jamie pushed bran out the window
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidqy hows it garn m8
03:00 <Bass`Babe85> small dick much?
15:00 <Loof> lol beagle
15:00 <Loof> gawd
33:00 <Skirmish> OMFG Suits is an awesome show. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Just binge watched the entire 5th season. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats it about?
36:00 <Loof> "On the run from a drug deal gone bad, Mike Ross, a brilliant college-dropout, finds himself a job working with Harvey Specter, one of New York City's best lawyers."
36:00 <Loof> Comedy, Drama
36:00 <Skirmish> A gun lawyer that comes across a guy that has a photographic memory trying to avoid a drug bust. Employs him as a lawyer even though he's had no training. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
36:00 <Skirmish> Very good show and you would get a moisty over the male and female characters. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn im dead now
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
06:00 <kransky> getting some real top shelves here fuck me
07:00 <kransky> geoffy full blown
07:00 <kransky> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <kransky> ^pHANTOM^ = geoffy if you guys were wondering
07:00 <kransky> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> ?
08:00 <kransky> speakup pedo faggot
08:00 <Clarkson> acid can be pretty fucking interesting, and I am not a chump.
08:00 <kransky> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <kransky> Clarkson good call
08:00 <Clarkson> pretty sure gay guys have high standards
08:00 <kransky> indeed Clarkson
08:00 <Clarkson> oh right-o you fucking tetchy prick bag
08:00 <kransky> like ^pHANTOM^
41:00 <kransky> good to see u up Bass`Babe85
41:00 <kransky> seems o driscoll and bowen have left, so you can work on the next cum slot for yourself
42:00 <kransky> i will suggest taco or theriddler or dematerialised all are 3 blown full blown pedos and despos
44:00 <kransky> ^ LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL fuckwit is off
44:00 <kransky> notorious
47:00 <kransky> lol
47:00 <kransky> drop kick skank
47:00 <kransky> mel lomo
47:00 <kransky> god she talked some shit about u tonight Serenity
47:00 <Clarkson> its bends down along with ya ass n goes back up, only obvious conclusion is if something is *boing* , straight line is typically the way to look at things, 
06:00 <kransky> lol
06:00 <kransky> Clarkson
06:00 <Clarkson> too early or too late that shit won't work Liquid B
05:00 <zaim> http://1.3.3.7/
15:00 <MrMark> burp
59:00 <Serenity> lol why would pliv come in and say that like i care whos talking about me
59:00 <Bass`Babe85> cause he's a dipshit wankturd?
00:00 <Bass`Babe85> wait was that a joke?
03:00 <Serenity> was I joking? no pliv likes to come on at3am and tell us things
03:00 <Serenity> like u talking about me
10:00 <Bass`Babe85> what did I supposably say?
10:00 <Serenity> no idea
10:00 <Serenity> dont care tbh
11:00 <Bass`Babe85> pretty sure I didn't mention anything about you tbh.
21:00 <robot> hello
22:00 <robot> how are we all today?
23:00 <Bass`Babe85> hey zaim :)
23:00 <Bass`Babe85> hey robot :)
23:00 <robot> hey babe, how is the bass today
23:00 <robot> har har
23:00 <Bass`Babe85> I'm great, hows about yourself?
24:00 <zaim> hey hey
24:00 <robot> alright thanks.  surviving.
24:00 <robot> waiting for my curry to heat up
24:00 <robot> hi zaim how are you darling
24:00 <Serenity> hey robutt
24:00 <zaim> im good thanks bud, you
24:00 <robot> Serenityyyyyyyyyy
24:00 <robot> how's the Serenity.
24:00 <robot> yea gettin there thanks
24:00 <Serenity> Serene
25:00 <zaim> gettin there from what, u sick?
25:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8WLuQOLq5Q
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How's the serenity Views: 27,438 Uploader: Placardo Uploaded: Jan 9, 2013 Duration: 0m44s Rating: 4.74
26:00 <robot> haven't been feelin the best this mornin but i'll get over it
26:00 <robot> curry awaits
26:00 <zaim> i fixed the phone at the kerrigans house in essendon
26:00 <robot> lol ok
26:00 <robot> 'look at that!'  'what?'  'back there!'
26:00 <robot> loll
31:00 <Bass`Babe85> curry fixes everything robot
32:00 <robot> yea
32:00 <Bass`Babe85> :)
32:00 <Serenity> i should go outside theres sunshine out there
32:00 <robot> Serenity it's a trap
32:00 <robot> lol
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ew sunlight
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> lol
33:00 <robot> nah yeah go it'll be good
33:00 <Serenity> but it looks warm
33:00 <Serenity> im so lazy
33:00 <robot> where do you go on a nice day?
33:00 <Serenity> maybe the national park
33:00 <robot> nice
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <faux> "if i must"
00:00 <Serenity> god im so obsessed with food on insta
01:00 <faux> speaking of
01:00 <faux> im hungry 
01:00 <faux> lunch time hooray
02:00 <faux> i just meditated so i feel relaxed enough to scratch someones eyes out.
02:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/Jc1TG
15:00 <zaim> loll
43:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
43:00 <TheRiddler> Go dragons 
43:00 <couleurs> go da dees
53:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slipknot - Psychosocial [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 95,257,010 Uploader: Slipknot Uploaded: Oct 29, 2009 Duration: 5m3s Rating: 4.82
53:00 <TheRon> the beatles - ticket to ride
01:00 <couleurs> boy you guys have some bad taste in music
02:00 <TheRon> i am the walrus
02:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czq_QIUQIRY
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Man Protests Restaurant's All-You-Can-Eat Policy Views: 425,877 Uploader: TODAYâ€™S TMJ4 Uploaded: May 15, 2012 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.41
04:00 <couleurs> lol homer simpson irl
04:00 <TheRon> that could be me!
06:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/HxUp6qReWqg
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Strange answer from "ok google" Views: 15,664 Uploader: Chris O'Donoghue Uploaded: Jun 25, 2016 Duration: 0m33s Rating: 4.72
06:00 <couleurs> Whoa.
06:00 <couleurs> Myth Busted.
09:00 <TheRon> the ballad of john and yoko
09:00 <TheRon> christ you know it aint easy
12:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence [Official Music Video] Views: 70,635,946 Uploader: Disturbed Uploaded: Dec 8, 2015 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.82
14:00 <couleurs> simon and garfunky!!!!!!
15:00 <Skirmish> Lovely song. Nice to see him do something different with his voice. 
15:00 <Skirmish> He does some good covers. 
15:00 <Doodle> lol you have got to be kidding
16:00 <Doodle> that sing is atrocious
16:00 <Doodle> siong
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
16:00 <Doodle> song lol
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disturbed - Land Of Confusion [Official Music Video] Views: 17,170,127 Uploader: Disturbed Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 4m49s Rating: 4.90
16:00 <Skirmish> I think it's great. 
16:00 <Doodle> actually
16:00 <Doodle> that band is atrocious
16:00 <TheRon> just play the genisis version damn it!
17:00 <Skirmish> NO
17:00 <Skirmish> I will playing my wedding waltz song instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmnDXRJ7btE
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peter Gabriel - The Book of Love Views: 11,626,182 Uploader: Carel Mendoza Uploaded: Feb 15, 2009 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 4.89
17:00 <TheRon> nice!
17:00 <Doodle> but thats not a waltz
18:00 <Skirmish> Sif I care. 
18:00 <TheRon> doing the last lager waltz
18:00 <couleurs> all those bands are atrocious 
18:00 <couleurs> not peter gabriel tho, he's cool
18:00 <TheRon> couleurs: footballs coming home?
18:00 <doctor> i like fish polka
19:00 <couleurs> go da dees
19:00 <couleurs> me 2 doctor 
19:00 <Skirmish> Here is a waltz for you. 
19:00 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/sXYIxJScSik?t=2m3s
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Five Finger Death Punch - House Of The Rising Sun Views: 42,634,346 Uploader: 5FDPVEVO Uploaded: Mar 24, 2014 Duration: 6m9s Rating: 4.63
19:00 <doctor> GAME OVER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mc_ERIqyMo
19:00 <Doodle> god whats with all the shit covers
19:00 <Clarkson> n im in crap cause i was too loud last nite when i got home lol
20:00 <Skirmish> What's with you trying to be mr music today? 
20:00 <Doodle> i'm not i'm just giving my opinion
20:00 <Doodle> which is not illegal last i checked
21:00 <Loof> what's the temp there Doodle?
21:00 <Doodle> 5
21:00 <Loof> fark
22:00 <TheRon> i should just turn the outside fridge off
23:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdWgmp4TaQ
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Beast of Turin returns to Goodwood Views: 1,030,916 Uploader: Goodwood Road & Racing Uploaded: Mar 31, 2015 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.96
23:00 <Doodle> this thing
25:00 <couleurs> lol jesus
25:00 <Doodle> still a better sound than disturbed
26:00 <couleurs> agreed.
26:00 <TheRon> scratching the blackboard is a better sound than disturbed
26:00 <Doodle> they had to fuel each cylinder separately the the other night cos it wouldnt go
26:00 <couleurs> also fuck your tesla gonna pollute the earth til i die #sorryNOTsorry
26:00 <Doodle> same
26:00 <Doodle> cars make up like 1% of greenhouse gasses
26:00 <couleurs> it's like a small locomotive 
27:00 <Doodle> maybe they should put catalytic converters on coal power plants
27:00 <Doodle> its a plane engine
27:00 <Doodle> 9 litres i think
27:00 <couleurs> daym
28:00 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/Dia30HHYfBg?t=14s
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: (2-25-16) Disturbed Covers "Closer" from NIN Views: 6,414 Uploader: DISTURBEDpedia Uploaded: Mar 2, 2016 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.75
28:00 <Doodle> this was me fave pre war car: https://autoparkhonda.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/nickmason4.jpg
28:00 <Doodle> v16 supercharged
28:00 <couleurs> oh yeah i saw that 1 go
28:00 <Doodle> how nice was it
28:00 <couleurs> with the 4 wheels on the back
28:00 <Doodle> ye
28:00 <couleurs> so cool
28:00 <Doodle> nick mason has too much money :(
28:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/a8c5wmeOL9o
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Noice. Views: 7,107,172 Uploader: Dylancliff111 Uploaded: Nov 1, 2013 Duration: 0m4s Rating: 4.94
29:00 <British^Meat> wankel rotary engine
29:00 <couleurs> :)
29:00 <Doodle> same to you buddy
29:00 <Doodle> when i worked at mazda they called me mr wankel
29:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
29:00 <couleurs> CuTe
30:00 <Doodle> my cat is trying to drink vodka
30:00 <Loof> dis nigga must have da baby dick
30:00 <Loof> starting gta solo again
31:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Why you heff to be mad? (Original) Views: 5,899,836 Uploader: meRyanP Uploaded: Nov 11, 2011 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 4.96
31:00 <couleurs> i'm watching this guy review his mustang 5.0 cos he had the shitty 2.0 and guess what it's still shitty dude #owned
32:00 <robot> he should have asked u which car 2 buy
32:00 <couleurs> Yea Boi
33:00 <faux> me irl https://youtu.be/XF7b_MNEIAg
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side. [ORIGINAL] Views: 14,247,200 Uploader: Stardestroyer65 Uploaded: Nov 16, 2011 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.90
33:00 <TheRon> foxey lady
33:00 <couleurs> it's so ugly, so much chrome... so american
33:00 <couleurs> so cheap looking
33:00 <faux> gus what s cookin
34:00 <couleurs> pizza
35:00 <Doodle> lol the 2.0
35:00 <Doodle> y bother
35:00 <Doodle> if u want an ecoboost get a used falcon
35:00 <Doodle> save like 50k
35:00 <couleurs> yea he in america too, it's like a 9 or 10k difference
35:00 <Doodle> haha idiot
36:00 <Doodle> i cant say i like the look of the new one much
36:00 <couleurs> so basically he just lost $9-10k on his trade in lol
36:00 <couleurs> me 2 
36:00 <couleurs> the rear is ugly
36:00 <couleurs> and the interior
36:00 <Doodle> they have tried to make it too euro
36:00 <Doodle> its like a bad copy
37:00 <couleurs> only cool guy is that 1 with the wrx and the big beard
37:00 <couleurs> he roks
37:00 <Doodle> http://image1.redbull.com/rbcom/010/2015-06-23/1331731239870_9/0010/1/550/366/9/nick-mason.jpg
37:00 <Doodle> hng
37:00 <Doodle> hi Fennec_Fox
37:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
37:00 <couleurs> so many wheels!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Skirmish> If you can ignore that you own a muscle car without a V8 the turbo 2L is meant to be pretty good. 
41:00 <Doodle> yeah but its in the wrong car
41:00 <Doodle> they shouldnt have done it
41:00 <couleurs> they have a lot of problems supposedly
41:00 <Skirmish> Is it the same engine as the Focus RS? 
42:00 <couleurs> yea
42:00 <dematerialised> bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa BWAAAAAAAAAAAA TSSSS BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
42:00 <couleurs> that car cool but awful interior still
42:00 <TheRon> 24 - 0 go storm
42:00 <couleurs> go da dees
43:00 <Doodle> the focus has 320hp
43:00 <Doodle> the mustang has 305hp
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> Been seeing a lot of M series BMW's around Newcastle lately. 
44:00 <couleurs> Yea Boi!!!!!!
44:00 <Doodle> its a shame really
44:00 <Doodle> cos atm mercedes make a better car
44:00 <couleurs> i saw an M2 irl last week @ me mechanic i touched it
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> a45 amg m8
45:00 <couleurs> rwd!!!!!!
45:00 <Doodle> i'd still prefer the benz lol
45:00 <Skirmish> The volvo hatch looks pretty good. Saw a light blue one the other night on the way to work. 
46:00 <Skirmish> V40
47:00 <Skirmish> Friend of mine is the business manager at Mercedes here. Should see what deal he can do.
47:00 <robot> whos goin 2 th shops 4 me 
48:00 <Doodle> ummmmmmmmm
48:00 <couleurs> keep ya shitty american muscle get da m2 or a45 
49:00 <robot> colours is like the asian guy in fast furious 3 tokyo drift
49:00 <robot> the bad guy
49:00 <Doodle> johnny tran
49:00 <Doodle> !
49:00 <couleurs> Hek Yes
49:00 <robot> Mr Japan
49:00 <Doodle> A PAIR OF NEESAN SR20S WOULD FETCH QUITE A PREMIUM THE WEEKEND BEFORE RACE WARS
49:00 <TheRon> i'll stick with my toyota crown thank you very much
49:00 <couleurs> V-Tech Just Kicked In, Yo !
49:00 <Doodle> crowns are cool
49:00 <Doodle> they still make them TheRon
49:00 <Doodle> in japan
49:00 <Doodle> theyre huge
49:00 <TheRon> jesus
50:00 <Doodle> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/2012_Toyota_Crown-Royal_01.jpg
50:00 <Doodle> rejigged aurion basically
50:00 <Doodle> with rwd
51:00 <robot> i still remember the 1st time i visited colours in his tokyo drift turf.  i was like y r there all these skantily clad japanese women rubbin themselves on car engines 2 pop and rap music n hes like ionno it has nothin 2 do with racin n really detracts from the tone of the sport culture.
51:00 <Skirmish> http://www.bestcarinf.com/toyota/toyota-crown-turbo
52:00 <Doodle> http://d1r57ja1amoclf.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Toyota-Crown-intro.jpg
52:00 <Doodle> eehehe
52:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy skantilies
54:00 <robot> ye
54:00 <robot> its like hello im tryin drift my car to within an inch of the concrete barrier do u mind
54:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
54:00 <Doodle> hi katatonic_kate01
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
54:00 <robot> hello k8
54:00 <Loof> hey kate
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
55:00 <Doodle> whats happening
55:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the divisive Doodle
55:00 <Doodle> lol am i
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fucking annoyed
55:00 <Doodle> y4
55:00 <Matthew> I just needed an adjective tbh
55:00 <Loof> i'm annoyed at the weather
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ‘misplaced’ the remote… couldn’t find it ANYWHERE…
55:00 <Doodle> was it in ur cleavage
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s ok, i’ll WALK to the shops and get a new one
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet, get a universal remote
55:00 <dematerialised> the weather is non-cognisant of your mortal coil
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> get home WITH THE WRONG FUCKING BATTERIES
56:00 <Doodle> why dont u just get a remote control app for ur phone
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… i’m going to stab someone in a min
56:00 <Doodle> no remote needed
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the
56:00 <robot> heh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> actual
56:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRFEz2MjZgg
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Toni Braxton - Breathe Again Views: 21,437,563 Uploader: ToniBraxtonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.86
56:00 <Doodle> does ur phone have an ir blaster
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> a what
56:00 <Doodle> infra red 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have an iphone
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <Doodle> HAHAHA
56:00 <Doodle> i mean
56:00 <Doodle> sorry
56:00 <nubbymcnu> HAHAHAHAHA
56:00 <Matthew> so do i tbh
56:00 <Doodle> ur fukd
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you
57:00 <nubbymcnu> i mean
57:00 <nubbymcnu> HAHAHAHAHA
57:00 <lax> hahahaha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> raaaaaaar
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s all good woolies is open till 10
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i’ll go down later.
57:00 <Doodle> i use my phone to control the tv and stereo and shit at home, mums tv at her place, the garage door at my parents etc
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
57:00 <couleurs> only Losers have iPhones -__________-
57:00 <Doodle> its great to fuck with people
57:00 <nubbymcnu> yes yes it is
57:00 <Doodle> i wish i could unlock cars with it
58:00 <lax> hahahaahha katatonic_kate01
58:00 <lax> iphone
58:00 <lax> hahahahaha!
58:00 <Doodle> surely theres an app for that
58:00 <couleurs> theirs an app for that 
58:00 <Doodle> lolol
58:00 <couleurs> !twinks
58:00 <Doodle> eek
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lax, calm your farm it’s a phone.
58:00 <lax> hahahaha!
58:00 <nubbymcnu> you use it at mcdonalds to change the menus to french
58:00 <Doodle> ye
58:00 <lax> amusing
58:00 <Matthew> lax, are you flying out to LAX ?
59:00 <lax> soon, yes
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
59:00 <Doodle> i'd like to visit la
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn’t
59:00 <Matthew> been there, done that ... no rush to go back
00:00 <Doodle> i hate america but la intrigues me
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wanna see NY
00:00 <Matthew> there is literally nothing in the 'downtown' LA area (unlike Australian cities where most things are either in the inner city or closeby) ... you have to travel to outskirts of LA to go to the best spots
00:00 <nubbymcnu> do it before isis learns how to nuclear
00:00 <dematerialised> lax is a shitcunt
00:00 <Matthew> Burbank, Hollywood, Santa Monica, Anaheim etc
01:00 <couleurs> nyc is cool, never been to la tho cos waiting 2 go when Doodle goes
01:00 <Doodle> lmao
01:00 <Doodle> yeah Matthew i'd hire a car to get stuck in traffic in
01:00 <Doodle> would be ACE
01:00 <Matthew> just inviting yourself on Doodle's overseas adventure
02:00 <doctor> ill come to
02:00 <Matthew> "Doodle Does LA"
02:00 <Doodle> i looked into moving there a while back, found a nice affordable place, jobs nearby etc
02:00 <doctor> i was to visit los santos
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ shitcunt
02:00 <Doodle> then found out how many murders were done there
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> always makes me giggle
03:00 <doctor> all probably black people tho
03:00 <Doodle> oh
03:00 <Doodle> luckily i'm white
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re white????
03:00 <doctor> its great to be white
03:00 <Doodle> there was a pizza joint over the road too
03:00 <Doodle> ye katatonic_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLACK
03:00 <Doodle> only recently
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
03:00 <Matthew> at JB HI-FI this afternoon, a Chinese woman with broken English (I am guessing a tourist) told the girl behind the counter: "Umm... it my birthday today... what discount I get for this one???"
03:00 <Doodle> i'm only black below the waist
04:00 <Matthew> I laughed and the woman behind the counter looked at her: "We don't do that here"
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew
04:00 <Skirmish> doodle has too much swagger not to be a nigger
04:00 <couleurs> so that's why they call it the city of angels... you go there and die and become and angel aw CuTe
04:00 <Doodle> hah
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Doodle> i'd be the worst black person
04:00 <doctor> she gets a discount if she gives me coupons for her chinese food court eatery
04:00 <Matthew> LA is great if you love the doodle
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
05:00 <Matthew> yes
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting
05:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
05:00 <Doodle> my cats on drugs again
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> i moved the catnip plant
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> some friends got some really cheap air fare to hawaii
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> 500 return
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts!
06:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
06:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/13533237_10154042547072839_7474812045740296767_n.jpg?oh=779321fdd3ad75d3c5f2233c170b87f1&oe=57FFF8A1&__gda__=1475479908_e68234c278735e406616201ae61ea47b
06:00 <TheRiddler> I feel pooped
06:00 <Doodle> me sis a couple of days ago
07:00 <Doodle> she bought me vodka
07:00 <Doodle> <3
07:00 <Skirmish> Your sister looks like an ex from when I was 18. Her name was Nerrida. 
07:00 <Doodle> she's 39 dude
07:00 <Doodle> D:
07:00 <Skirmish> I am 38. 
07:00 <Doodle> yeah but you were 18 when u went out with ur ex who looks like a 39yo woman
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Matthew> where is TheRon
08:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
08:00 <Skirmish> Similar facial features. They don't look exact you twit. 
08:00 <TheRiddler> Hai kk
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
08:00 <TheRiddler> Sup?
08:00 <Doodle> so by that logic
08:00 <Doodle> ur ex looks like me?
08:00 <couleurs> ah, great ocean road path cool
08:00 <Doodle> hehee
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Me child is learning Cantonese @ school
09:00 <Doodle> u can tell by the motorbike skids couleurs
09:00 <nubbymcnu> inb4 mongolians invade Doodle 's sister
09:00 <Doodle> haha
09:00 <Doodle> nice 1 katatonic_kate01
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, pretty sure you haven’t banged every woman in the world
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
09:00 <Doodle> nobody speaks english there, she learnt 2 words
09:00 <Doodle> awks
09:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
09:00 <Doodle> google translate doesnt work in china either
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <TheRon> mongolians still at the wall trying to knock it down
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
09:00 <Doodle> hahahahaaa
09:00 <couleurs> yan can cook 
09:00 <Skirmish> What Kate? I just said she looked like someone I know. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a statement, calm yo farm.
10:00 <Doodle> he might have
10:00 <Doodle> Skirmish gets around
10:00 <Skirmish> A stupid statement since I have never claimed I have. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> There is an app that translates words into english
10:00 <Matthew> http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lourdes-image-mum-madonna-nips-8282125
10:00 <Matthew> sexy tbh ...
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, calm your stud farm skirmish
10:00 <Doodle> junkie tbh ...
10:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off
10:00 <lax> katatonic_kate01 = iphone user
11:00 <Doodle> nice tits tho
11:00 <lax> hahahaha!
11:00 <kelly19> haha
11:00 <couleurs> stop pasting pedophilia pls Matthew 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lax, you’re weird.
11:00 <lax> calm your farm katatonic_kate01, its just a statement
11:00 <lax> hahaha!
11:00 <Matthew> SHE'S 19 CUNTHEAD
11:00 <couleurs> lax is 1 of the dumb bot guys from #nh
11:00 <Doodle> lmaoooo
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i like cunthead
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice!
12:00 <Doodle> i like head
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, lax is on ignore for being a cunthead
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i suggest you put that cunthead on ignore
12:00 <Matthew> couleurs just loves stirring the pot ... cbf with it
12:00 <couleurs> <katatonic_kate01> calm your stud frarm matthew 
12:00 <lax> calm your farm guus
12:00 <Doodle> i dont have to use ignore anymore i can just ban
12:00 <lax> hahahaha!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <couleurs> lmao
13:00 <couleurs> <faux> frarm
13:00 <IphoneUser> hahahaha!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i never got around to sucking 800 cocks… to get ops :(
13:00 <Doodle> well
13:00 <Doodle> MAKE time
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> one day
13:00 <TheRiddler> Why is 1 of the astronomers wearing a mass effect shirt on this discovery channel show
13:00 <Doodle> maybe if u werent so busy looking for the remote
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
14:00 <Doodle> *shakes doodle*
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have to convince the husband to drive to ze shops
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Metro Station - Shake It.mp3 (4.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:08)
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no way in HELL amd i walking down again
14:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/davidfarrier/status/746032197342232576
14:00 <couleurs> that burger going places
14:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Matthew> summer in Tokyo
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> gimp burger
15:00 <Doodle> was 34 when me sis left shanghai the other day Matthew, 4 here when she landed
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
16:00 <Matthew> i am going to Hong Kong on Saturday so i expect similar conditions
16:00 <Doodle> ye it looks nice as there at
16:00 <Doodle> m
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no interest 0 but hope you have fun
16:00 <Doodle> i dont care much for china but i do like warm weather
16:00 <Matthew> it is 35C there today tbh
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of asia… i had vegan yum cha yesti
16:00 <Doodle> when its 5 atm outside
17:00 <Doodle> weirdo
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
17:00 <Doodle> did u announce to everyone that its vegan
17:00 <kransky> she prob did
17:00 <Doodle> did you stand on the table and tell everyone to shut up
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, cos the place is vegan…. no need to aye
17:00 <Doodle> oh haha
17:00 <Doodle> fairo
17:00 <kransky> she would have
17:00 <kransky> or made a facebook post about it
17:00 <Doodle> i had vegetarian lasagne once
17:00 <Doodle> it was traumatic
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I had a raw veg lasange - was horrible
18:00 <Matthew> Bulletin issued at 15:02 HKT 26/Jun/2016  At 3 p.m. at the Hong Kong Observatory the air temperature was 34 degrees Celsius and the relative humidity 63 per cent.
18:00 <Matthew> Please be reminded that:  The Very Hot Weather Warning is now in force. Very hot weather might cause adverse health effects. Members of the public should take care to avoid heatstroke.
18:00 <Doodle> niiice
18:00 <Doodle> love me a bit of heatstroke
18:00 <Doodle> ;)
18:00 <kransky> raw
18:00 <kransky> LOL
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <Doodle> i meant heat stroke not heatstroke
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not a fan of humidity and high temps
19:00 <kransky> fat ppl never are
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d rather cold and wind
19:00 <Doodle> I'M TALKING ABOUT WANKING WITH DEEP HEAT 
19:00 <Doodle> JESUS
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH!
19:00 <Doodle> tinly
19:00 <Doodle> g
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, guess that would warm things up a tad!
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire.mp3 (3.11MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:24)
20:00 <Matthew> i hate getting off at chep lap kok and all my clothes stick to me
20:00 <Matthew> its like the butterfly house at the zoo
20:00 <Doodle> eeeehehehehe
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
21:00 <Doodle> its part of the magic Matthew
21:00 <Doodle> i love humidity
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos your not fat?
21:00 <Doodle> lol i guess if i was 150kgs i wouldnt like it
21:00 <doctor> kings of leon are a good bunch
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Matthew> its murder on the dancefloor
22:00 <Doodle> i dont mind them in moderation doctor
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> singapore was epic…. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> humid, rain… humid… rain… hot….
22:00 <Doodle> i missed out on singapore, my cousin moved back from there not long ago
22:00 <Doodle> never got to freeload at his house
23:00 <kransky> i wonder how essendon doing today
23:00 <kransky> st kilda won
23:00 <doctor> pyros a good drinking song
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the husband has family who mannages a hotel in ze quay
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
23:00 <Doodle> oer
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so we got to stay for free
23:00 <Doodle> niiiice
23:00 <Matthew> kransky, be quiet. thanks.
23:00 <Doodle> god i love free stuff
23:00 <kransky> what hotel was that?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> now, should i put a link up for stalkers in the room?
23:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <doctor> may as well
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly the hotel name, number….. 
24:00 <doctor> we'll find out regardless
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
24:00 <Doodle> what colour undies u wore
24:00 <kransky> only if u are mental enough to bother
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> says they shitcunt LOL
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> the*
24:00 <Matthew> just relax and listen to Enya
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Enya - Orinoco Flow.mp3 (4.08MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
25:00 <Matthew> i am currently listening to Storms Of Africa tbh
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh <3 enya
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sail away, sail away 
25:00 <Matthew> im on holidays everyone FYI ... yay for me
25:00 <Matthew> let me celebrate in my own awesomeness for a few minutes
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS bitches
26:00 <Clarkson> its a fuckin dope jam
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> how long you going to HK for
26:00 <Matthew> only 6 days
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna go to bali and have luxury for a week
26:00 <Bass`Babe85> hey katatonic_kate01
26:00 <kransky> lol
26:00 <Bass`Babe85> hows it going?
26:00 <Matthew> urgh @ Bali, tbh
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> great - what do you want
27:00 <Matthew> cheap arse Australian bogan and drunk getaway
27:00 <Matthew> too many idiots there
27:00 <doctor> i like cheap, but not bogan
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - naw not in some of the nice resorts
27:00 <kransky> Matthew have you ever been to bali?
27:00 <kransky> its not all like that idiot
27:00 <doctor> maybe europe will be cheap this time next year
27:00 <Matthew> yes i have DICKHEAD
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, now!
27:00 <Matthew> it's a hole
27:00 <kransky> you can go to usa and find just as much bogans
27:00 <Matthew> smelly, yucky, drunks everywhere
27:00 <Matthew> and terrorists
27:00 <kransky> where you went
27:00 <kransky> because you are a bogan
27:00 <Matthew> i wont support anything indonesian
28:00 <kransky> right
28:00 <kransky> lol
28:00 <kransky> and why is that?
28:00 <kransky> do tell us
28:00 <Loof> orlando, that's why
28:00 <Matthew> because they support terrorism
28:00 <kransky> LOL loof
28:00 <doctor> their satay sticks don't have enough peanuts
28:00 <kransky> this nut job is back
28:00 <Matthew> and we give them too much aide money
28:00 <Skirmish> I support them because despite the crying they shot the drug smugglers. 
28:00 <kransky> all indonesians support terrorism do they?
28:00 <Matthew> they are ungrateful bastards
28:00 <Matthew> lets help people in THIS country first
28:00 <kransky> they did not need to die
28:00 <Matthew> rather than every tom dick and harry everywhere else
28:00 <kransky> rip bali 9
29:00 <Skirmish> They are a massive emrging economic market Matthew. That is why we give them aid. To get access to those markets. 
29:00 <dematerialised> kill all non whites
29:00 <doctor> Only I should be able to determine who lives or dies
29:00 <dematerialised> correct
29:00 <Matthew> yeah that'd be right ... though you'd be a fucking druggie and bali 9 sympathy addict with your pro Bali talk
29:00 <Loof> i'm just saying that's why Matthew doesn't like arabs, i couldn't give a fuck
29:00 <Matthew> go and smoke another bong, dickhead
29:00 <kransky> they were friends of mine
29:00 <Skirmish> LOL classy friends. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we go
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
30:00 <Matthew> oh and go get a job tomorrow lazy cunt
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> put down the fucking ice pipe
30:00 <Clarkson> tempting just after v3 months of fucking they belong half
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew
30:00 <kransky> put down the ice pipe?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
30:00 <Matthew> probably paying for your social drug habits right now
30:00 <doctor> nothing here is worth being emotionally vested in
30:00 <kransky> really?
30:00 <doctor> you are all far too emotional
30:00 <kransky> thats true doctor
30:00 <kransky> very spot on
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, implying you’ve smoked too much ice you have no concept of reality
30:00 <kransky> these people are below loser
30:00 <Matthew> dont care what any of you think tbh ... ZzZzz BORINGGG
30:00 <Skirmish> I had no idea who kransky was until they said they were friends with the bali 9. 
30:00 <kransky> actually the last time i smoked ice was in august
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <Skirmish> Plivo and his drug contacts LOL
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahahahhh
31:00 <Loof> ah Plivent lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHA
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hilarious
31:00 <kransky> they were friends of mine i went to school with them actually if u really need to know
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima come to irc and harass peeps
31:00 <kransky> go do some digging
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos im hard core
31:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
31:00 <kransky> andrew chans brother was in my year i was his best mate all through school, saw him not long ago actually
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would we bother stalking shitcunts like you
32:00 <kransky> stalking?
32:00 <kransky> nobody does any stalking lee mody
32:00 <kransky> you expose yourselves
32:00 <kransky> for the losers that u are
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you obv can’t LOL
32:00 <kransky> katatonic_kate01 i know already everything about u
32:00 <Loof> i might expose myself
32:00 <Matthew> nobody gives a fuck ... nobody is stopping ANYBODY going to Bali, you can go there all you like... I just don't like it and won't go back
32:00 <kransky> dont need to stalk u
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, im sure you do
32:00 <kransky> Matthew bali is a great place
32:00 <kransky> you just are a fool
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m still waiting for you to email my husband with irc logs
33:00 <kransky> i could do that right now
33:00 <Matthew> well if I am a 'fool' for disliking Bali ... cool
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and STILL waiting for you to tell ALL my friends i use irc
33:00 <kransky> i still have all those logs too
33:00 <TheRiddler> Bali is the worst 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and im STLL waiting for you to contact my work
33:00 <kransky> i should go get them
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooooooh
33:00 <kransky> contact your work?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes please do
33:00 <kransky> that wasnt me lol
33:00 <kransky> i never said that
33:00 <kransky> your husband yes
33:00 <kransky> steven carmody
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah you did
33:00 <kransky> i should send him those logs 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAAH yeah...
33:00 <kransky> thanks for reminding me
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> go send em to him
33:00 <Loof> why fight for
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> email
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> be my guest lol
33:00 <kransky> Loof where is peaches?
33:00 <Loof> right here man
34:00 <kransky> nice
34:00 <TheRiddler> It's a place for poor ppl
34:00 <kransky> good to see u still with her
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s hilarious how some shit cunt on irc thinks he knows everything LOL
34:00 <Matthew> if I wanted to go to a pub and get served cold beer and watch Australian sport and take recreational drugs ... I would STAY in this country ... I don't need to go to Bali for that... or 'barter' for cheap rip off goods on some overrated beach...
34:00 <Loof> cheers
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how irc logs are going to some how harm me
34:00 <Loof> :)
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <Matthew> go somewhere fucking else and get cultured.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> PUT THE ICE PIPE DOWN!
34:00 <kransky> katatonic_kate01 i know more about u than u think
34:00 <kransky> lolllllllllllllllllll
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really, that’s great
34:00 <dematerialised> northern sydney culture
34:00 <TheRiddler> It's like a gift wrap box that holds a piece of shit
34:00 <kransky> irc logs would expose you
34:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/8B5Z7Ly
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> expose me LOL
35:00 <kransky> thats right
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> send away
35:00 <kransky> you talking about your cheating on husband
35:00 <kransky> and about ur ideas to leave him
35:00 <kransky> i have months of this stuff
35:00 <dematerialised> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fact that you haven’t sent shit, to my husband and have been threatening to send logs for over 12 months
35:00 <TheRiddler> Oh a troll
35:00 <Skirmish> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> proves you have shit
35:00 <kransky> at one stage mayo even had you thinking you were speaking to one of your cheats
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <dematerialised> "go digging if you care so much"
35:00 <dematerialised> jerome you are so shit
35:00 <Matthew> we need some bans ... aisle 2...
35:00 <kransky> i just dont care enough to bother with u lee mody
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol TOTALLY
35:00 <kransky> ur no problem
35:00 <kransky> but if u want me to take u down
35:00 <kransky> i will
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you just don’t care
36:00 <Skirmish> You had many cheats Kate! I feel cheap and used now. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <kransky> ill grab those logs tonight and start posting on here
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima send logs to your husband LOL
36:00 <TheRiddler> Jerome you can't makeup anything here
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCKIMG LOGS
36:00 <kransky> what am i making up?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> start posting here, give a fuck
36:00 <TheRiddler> Do it
36:00 <dematerialised> "who is this jerome guy and why does he have a face like a wombat"
36:00 <TheRiddler> Where's your logs
36:00 <kransky> where is mels pussy?
36:00 <Bass`Babe85> right in my panities.
37:00 <kransky> did it feel good when johninja cum in u?
37:00 <Skirmish> Poor ole plivo. Still trying to get people to be scared of him after all these years and nobody is. 
37:00 <kransky> ur second irc baby to a pedo loser
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh…. he wants a reaction. i’m done. ignored
37:00 <dematerialised> lol Skirmish, literally nobody gives a shit about jerome
37:00 <Bass`Babe85> really? that's your magical question?
37:00 <kransky> yes
37:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: I know. That is what makes it so funny. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks doodle :D
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
37:00 <Doodle> nps
37:00 <TheRiddler> ^&
38:00 <dematerialised> doodle makes me horny when he uses his authority
38:00 <Matthew> I hate pro-Bali recreational drug users like that
38:00 <Doodle> lol so he retailates by saying me full name in another channel
38:00 <dematerialised> lol
38:00 <Doodle> um
38:00 <Doodle> Matthew
38:00 <Doodle> i'm a pro-bali recreational drug user
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol same doodle
38:00 <Matthew> we can't be friends.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lee mody… which isn’t even me name
38:00 <dematerialised> why doesnt he say my full name?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt dawg
38:00 <dematerialised> i feel left out
38:00 <TheRiddler> Lol he thinks your lee
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
39:00 <Doodle> he goes on about contacting me sister on fb but does nothing
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
39:00 <Doodle> like she would give a fuck anyway lol
39:00 <dematerialised> lol you sister would be like "why is there some retard messaging me?"
39:00 <Skirmish> He thinks the underbelly series is a life biography of himself. He is deluded. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has said he will contact my work, friends, husband
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> rape my 6 year old
39:00 <Matthew> who is kransky tbh
39:00 <Matthew> i don't even know
39:00 <dematerialised> kransky = plivent = jerome gay
39:00 <Doodle> [17:38] <kransky> the fun begins
39:00 <Doodle> [17:38] <kransky> you will regret this day 
39:00 <Doodle> rrrrofl
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <Doodle> NO RAGRETS
40:00 <Doodle> ok food time bblzzzzzzzzzzzz
40:00 <Matthew> some people like that are hilarious
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <Doodle> also
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88 <— the shit cunts theme song 
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Edith Piaf - Non, Je ne regrette rien Views: 42,537,626 Uploader: ondrejtis Uploaded: Oct 6, 2007 Duration: 2m23s Rating: 4.90
41:00 <Doodle> [17:38] <Matthew> we can't be friends.
41:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> Wtf is this show and the word unholy power
41:00 <dematerialised> you forgot the tbh on the end
41:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0frA_0MjW8
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers Views: 7,896,489 Uploader: MichaelBoltonVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2011 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.84
41:00 <Doodle> :(
41:00 <TheRiddler> Why has discovery channel turned to shit
42:00 <dematerialised> you still up here riddler?
42:00 <Matthew> it's OK. I have friends that take recreational drugs and some that choose to holiday in Bali ... some actually do both...
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you pm that to him
42:00 <Matthew> I am willing to forgive and forget this character flaw
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <TheRiddler> Yes
42:00 <TheRiddler> I go back tomorrow 
42:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
42:00 <dematerialised> still time to do a burnout then
42:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i has 2 days off
42:00 <Matthew> you are forgiven because you don't get nasty about it tbh
42:00 <Matthew> unlike the big dick kransky
42:00 <dematerialised> little dick
42:00 <Clarkson> no one else gives enough of a shit
43:00 <Doodle> i dont have a nasty bone in me body
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh kransky is a shit cunt / ice smoker
43:00 <Clarkson> oh u have a penis damn
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> k bblzzz
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> kk
43:00 <Matthew> neither do I ... except when it comes to some iss-ews
43:00 <TheRiddler> Dry ice
43:00 <dematerialised> im not nasty at all
43:00 <dematerialised> i hate everyone equally
43:00 <TheRiddler> Can you inhale dry ice
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask kransky
43:00 <dematerialised> you can if you would like to die
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> he would have tried
44:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
44:00 <dematerialised> humans breathe oxygen not carbon dioxide
44:00 <Matthew> thanks Dun Lin Ching
44:00 <dematerialised> i dont get that reference
44:00 <Loof> predjudice
44:00 <TheRon> takin' it to the streets
44:00 <Matthew> look that name up
44:00 <TheRiddler> Tell that to smokers
45:00 <TheRiddler> In general 
45:00 <Loof> i smoke what of it
45:00 <Loof> only cigs
45:00 <dematerialised> EFFECT OF ERYTHRITOL ON QUALITY CHARACTERISTICS OF REDUCED-CALORIE DANISH COOKIES
45:00 <dematerialised> is that it Matthew?
45:00 <dematerialised> google isn't being helpful
45:00 <Matthew> no. you need to write in Chinese characters to understand
45:00 <Matthew> but dw tbh
45:00 <TheRon> storm ffs!
45:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to check out in JB hi-fi 
46:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
46:00 <dematerialised> oK
46:00 <Matthew> Storm will join Geelong FC at the biggest national sport chokers of the round
47:00 <Skirmish> WOAH WOAH there's no communication
48:00 <Loof> errrgh wake up Loof
48:00 <dematerialised> wake up and smell the ashes
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <TheRon> 38 special - second chance
48:00 <Matthew> oh yes... the ASHES
48:00 <Matthew> lovely reference
48:00 <dematerialised> sickest references
49:00 <TheRon> ooh wimbeldon
49:00 <Matthew> The following program is rated M. It contains sexual references and violence.
49:00 <TheRon> the tour starts on sat night
50:00 <Matthew> Rugby: England 3-0
50:00 <Matthew> Ashes: England win
50:00 <TheRon> storm scored a feild goal so it's all good
50:00 <Matthew> tick tick
50:00 <Loof> ate a whole bag of thins, still hungry, i'm such a fat cunt
51:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv5vMJKBAbo
51:00 <TheRon> election week, everybody excited?
51:00 <kelly19> hehehe
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Bolton - Said I Loved You...But I Lied Views: 50,785,122 Uploader: MichaelBoltonVEVO Uploaded: Sep 28, 2010 Duration: 5m3s Rating: 4.83
51:00 <Matthew> they STILL make Thins? wow
51:00 <Loof> jah mon
51:00 <kelly19> thins dont make you thin Loof
51:00 <TheRon> i miss the gobbledocs
51:00 <Loof> oh don't i know it kelly lol
52:00 <dematerialised> im looking forward to everyone voting liberal at this election
52:00 <kelly19> hehe
52:00 <Loof> i don't know who to vote for
52:00 <TheRon> i've already "voted"
52:00 <Matthew> I am voting for Doodle
52:00 <Loof> both sides seem extreme
52:00 <TheRon> frank an beans?
52:00 <dematerialised> thats the problem
53:00 <dematerialised> there is more than two sides
53:00 <Matthew> nothing better than a winning doodle tbh
53:00 <dematerialised> nobody votes as if that were the case
53:00 <Loof> yeah
53:00 <dematerialised> thats why its all fucked
53:00 <TheRon> i really hope informal gets up
53:00 <TheRon> if they had a bag of sawdust i'd vote for it
54:00 <dematerialised> lol
54:00 <Loof> i'm waiting to see how much i get fined for never voting before, this is my first enrollment lol
54:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJY6xGm_6f0
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Savage Garden - Break Me Shake Me Views: 4,755,562 Uploader: SavageGardenVEVO Uploaded: Sep 25, 2010 Duration: 3m28s Rating: 4.92
54:00 <TheRon> tom petty - here comes my girls
55:00 <TheRon> storm 29 tigers 20 full time
55:00 <TheRon> GO STORM!
55:00 <Matthew> yes go Storm
55:00 <TheRon> cronk and smith probably knackered
55:00 <Matthew> a GREAT weekend for MOLLY MELDRUM's teams...
56:00 <Loof> hows molly doing?
56:00 <Loof> is he better?
56:00 <TheRon> saints played some good footy
56:00 <Loof> i heard he had a head injury or something
56:00 <TheRon> good pressure, played on a lot thru the middle
56:00 <Matthew> Geelong are too flimsy and overrated to win a flag this year
56:00 <Matthew> will make top 4 though
56:00 <Matthew> too many big heads
56:00 <TheRon> geelong wakes up against good teams for some reason
56:00 <Loof> i have a big head, that's why everyone stares at me, it sucks
57:00 <Loof> hehe
57:00 <Matthew> losses to Collingwood, Carlton & St Kilda have been diabolical
59:00 <TheRon> our best will win it, it just depends on the day i think
00:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn's best is STILL better
00:00 <Matthew> you could make a case for Sydney or GWS as well tbh
00:00 <TheRon> it's a tight contest this season
01:00 <Matthew> listening to TINA
01:00 <TheRon> dogs and eagles not contenders but the other 6
02:00 <couleurs> go da dees
03:00 <TheRon> jon secada Matthew 
03:00 <Loof> actually found a good feminism website that isn't too extreme, found myself agreeing with what they were saying suprisingly
03:00 <Loof> http://everydayfeminism.com/
03:00 <TheRon> germaine greer writing on it?
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Loof> like i said it's not extreme
03:00 <Loof> ;)
04:00 <Matthew> the Nanny is on <3
04:00 <TheRon> oh well
05:00 <TheRon> what a week for aussie basketball
05:00 <Loof> what happened?
05:00 <Matthew> zzzz
05:00 <TheRon> delly then simmons and thon maker
05:00 <Loof> do many aussies join the nba?
06:00 <TheRon> delly won the title and the other two got drafted in the top 10
06:00 <Loof> irie
06:00 <TheRon> loof, if everyone in the nba turns up for rio, we'd gave a good shot at the bronze medal
06:00 <Loof> awesome
07:00 <TheRon> usa and spain are too good
07:00 <Loof> i see
08:00 <Loof> i'm still trying to work out how to stream nba
08:00 <TheRon> google it, it comes up, a couple of good sites there
08:00 <Loof> cool
08:00 <couleurs> download realplayer 
08:00 <TheRon> nba live stream
09:00 <TheRon> i do the same for the cricket
09:00 <Loof> irie
09:00 <TheRon> the cricket you have to sit thru indian ads a bit
09:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Loof> indians are funny fuckers
10:00 <TheRon> storm won faux
10:00 <faux> great
10:00 <TheRon> mind you they tried to lose it
13:00 <Loof> god i could use a beer, but i'll wait till midnight for my mates radio show so i only have a couple
13:00 <Loof> should put them in the fridge now
13:00 <TheRon> does he host "make mine Cajun!"?
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Skirmish> Just get shit faced Loof. What is the worst that could happpen? 
14:00 <Loof> just hate hangovers
14:00 <Loof> two beers is ok
15:00 <faux> andstay out
15:00 <Loof> mean
15:00 <Matthew> Beryl
16:00 <dematerialised> you little burger punk!
16:00 <Serenity> mm burger
17:00 <Loof> http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/06/boys-and-body-image/
17:00 <dematerialised> that article reads like someone with body issues
17:00 <Serenity> kenz a poof anyway
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> body image*
18:00 <dematerialised> i bet the author is fat
18:00 <dematerialised> and wears glases
18:00 <dematerialised> and has fluro coloured hair
19:00 <Loof> not sure if the writer "Nico" is a male or female name
19:00 <dematerialised> its male
19:00 <Loof> ah
19:00 <dematerialised> the blurb is down the bottom
19:00 <dematerialised> my assumption stands however
20:00 <dematerialised> just means he is gay
20:00 <Loof> yeah
20:00 <Skirmish> Was Mel looking around for her 3rd baby daddy? 
20:00 <dematerialised> jerome wants some of that 
21:00 <dematerialised> i'd be angry too if i were living with my parents at 30
22:00 <Skirmish> Jerome uses irc to live out his fantasy. The one where he is a someone and means something. 
22:00 <faux> dont think she needs anymore children 
22:00 <Serenity> jerome must be on an ice binge he was here at 3am and then hes been here all day
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah i was thinking that too
23:00 <Loof> ice scares me
23:00 <dematerialised> you can tell when he's back on the gear
23:00 <Loof> seems like everyone is on the shit
23:00 <Serenity> theres a distinct difference in how people type when theyre on that shit
24:00 <dematerialised> my body is pure, the only illicit substance i consume is prescribed medicine
24:00 <Serenity> i generally dont care about peoples drug use but im yet to meet 1 person who is OK using that crap
24:00 <Loof> it's pure evil
25:00 <dematerialised> sure is
25:00 <dematerialised> and when you're on the stuff you don't realise how it's ruining you
25:00 <Loof> yeah they all think it's good for them
26:00 <faux> i love ice and coke
26:00 <faux> tpgether in a cup
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <faux> -- TheRon 
26:00 <Serenity> grandiosity
26:00 <Serenity> like i said about pieter
26:00 <Serenity> 123423432 times
26:00 <dematerialised> i love it when addicts try and justify their use
26:00 <Loof> i used to do it with weed
27:00 <Serenity> There is no justification for any drugs other than you like using drugs
27:00 <Serenity> imo
27:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
27:00 <dematerialised> you dont smoke because you have cancer, you smoke because you want to get fucked up
27:00 <Serenity> i like to smoke weed sometimes. the only justification i have is that i like doing it there is no other reason
27:00 <Loof> i never thought i could be happy off weed, thought i needed it
27:00 <faux> except maybe medicinal mj
27:00 <Serenity> yeah for real cases yes faux
28:00 <Serenity> not for these stoners that self medicate and say they need medicine
28:00 <faux> yup
28:00 <faux> defo
28:00 <Serenity> oh i hurt me leg i need weed
28:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <Skirmish> If they came out and said they could isolate the THC from cannibis and produce medical options without getting high nobody would want to use it. 
28:00 <dematerialised> exactly Skirmish
28:00 <Serenity> actually
28:00 <Loof> i thought i needed it for depression but it was causing my depression, the irony escaped me
28:00 <dematerialised> yeah loof
28:00 <Serenity> i watched a doco this arvo theres some guys in the states who are growing weed that has 21% cbd and 1% thc
28:00 <dematerialised> its high-school level stuff but a lot of people forget about it
28:00 <Serenity> do that exact reason
28:00 <Serenity> for**
29:00 <Serenity> instead of it being the other way around
29:00 <Serenity> and most medicinal products have had the thc removed entirely but that makes it expensive due to the process
29:00 <dematerialised> i have to go put fuel in the car but i cbfed putting clothes on
30:00 <dematerialised> why cant there be home-delivery for fuel
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <Serenity> like mr whippy but petrol
30:00 <dematerialised> exactly
30:00 <Skirmish> Aussie stoners look at America and weed shops and they think that is what will happen here. 
30:00 <TheRon> call the racv
30:00 <dematerialised> earlier today i was like, its so nice outside, i should go for a drive
30:00 <dematerialised> then i realised i needed clothes for that
30:00 <Serenity> it wasnt that nice anyway it was still cold
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah but the sun is/was out
31:00 <Serenity> sun had no warmth at all
31:00 <TheRon> shrinkage
31:00 <Skirmish> glaucoma diagnosis sky rockets 400%
31:00 <dematerialised> jeans and hobo jacket = problem solved
31:00 <Serenity> i went n laid outside in my hoodie n trackies
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish that's really my only problem with "pro medical pot" people
31:00 <Serenity> to absorb some vit d
31:00 <dematerialised> most have zero legitimacy
31:00 <dematerialised> they just think pot is cool
31:00 <Serenity> the thing that angers me is they stigmatise it for people who really could use it
31:00 <Serenity> is stigmatise even a word or did i make that up
32:00 <emuls> its great for cancer patients
32:00 <emuls> minus the thc
32:00 <Serenity> sure is emuls
32:00 <emuls> good for appetite and nausea
32:00 <Serenity> its all the suburban stoners that use it as an excuse for their lifestyle that ruin it
34:00 <Loof> the anger and depression is gone, now it's just real bad anxiety (fear)
34:00 <Loof> oh well
34:00 <Serenity> you'll learn to deal with that eventually, it takes time tho
35:00 <robot> sigh
35:00 <Loof> yeah
36:00 <robot> i almost got hit driving agian
36:00 <Serenity> woah how
36:00 <couleurs> let's get dash cams!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <robot> they were in a large black suv stopped at a merging road ahead of me on the left, they were waiting for traffic to clear before entering..
37:00 <robot> i'm about 50m away driving doin 60
37:00 <robot> i'm gonna echo for you this retard's mental rhetoric at each of the distances away from my car he was
37:00 <robot> 50m:  "i'm just going to sit here and wait for this guy to pass me. yay!"
37:00 <robot> 40m: "yeah, just waitin ay, better wait it out."
37:00 <robot> 30m: "such a lovely evening"
38:00 <robot> 20m: "it's so nice here just waiting.  i'm so glad i am literally not going to move this car until this guy has passed"
38:00 <robot> 10m:  "maybe I can go now...  naaaaaaah."
38:00 <robot> 5m: "I NEED TO GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW."
38:00 <Serenity> i hate those fucking people
38:00 <Serenity> so much
39:00 <robot> words can't even describe.
39:00 <couleurs> yea those people are shitdicks
39:00 <robot> n yea colours, definitely getting a cam
39:00 <couleurs> me 2
39:00 <robot> plus
39:00 <robot> once they were moving they basically just stopped in my lane
40:00 <robot> /rage
40:00 <Serenity> at least once a day soe tool pulls out in front of me and decides that doing 50 where im already doing 70 is a good idea
41:00 <Loof> glad i don't drive
42:00 <Loof> don't think i could deal
42:00 <Loof> unless i had a rocket launcher
42:00 <Loof> or machine gun attatchment
42:00 <couleurs> i saw a white range rover nearly crash into another white range rover the other day, it was like a glitch in the Pieterix
43:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <robot> lol
45:00 <couleurs> i was behind 1 and another 1 just pulled out in front of him and he didn't even stop to merge just turned left wtf
45:00 <couleurs> lalala LEFT
45:00 <couleurs> HEY CAR WTF
45:00 <couleurs> and then proceeded to drive 20km in a 40km LIKE 40 ISNT SLOW ENOUGH HOLY SHIT DIE
46:00 <couleurs> thank u
46:00 <dematerialised> hot shower is best shower
46:00 <robot> i always envision these jerks being totally oblivious to the responsibility of having nearly caused an accident.  they prolly go home to their wives/husbands and tell them someone nearly hit them
46:00 <couleurs> agreed.
47:00 <Serenity> most of the time they dont even realise whats happened with his scary that people are paying that little attention to the road
47:00 <Serenity> which is scary*
47:00 <robot> yea
47:00 <robot> lets throw them all in a pile and set it on fire
47:00 <robot> jks
47:00 <Loof> i hope self driving cars become a thing
47:00 <robot> they will and it cant come soon enough
48:00 <Loof> agreed
48:00 <Lumeah> nooo i like driving 
48:00 <couleurs> me 2
48:00 <GoldSpade> who is nobbit
48:00 <Lumeah> nfi
49:00 <robot> i like it too.  but computers make less mistakes
49:00 <Loof> i'd rather do anything else but drive, the little amount of driving i've done was boring as fook
49:00 <GoldSpade> he wants to chat with me
49:00 <GoldSpade> not sure of his motives yet
49:00 <Serenity> pliv obviously
49:00 <robot> tell him u will meet him over @ sexymanbutts4u.com
50:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
50:00 <Serenity> I love driving i could never go back to not driving
50:00 <Serenity> spesh long trips
50:00 <Serenity> out of the city
50:00 <robot> yeh i love it
50:00 <robot> on the weekends really
51:00 <Loof> i'd rather stay in my house
51:00 <Loof> too many people out there
51:00 <Serenity> i find it really relaxing. go by myself crank some tunes
57:00 <GoldSpade> who is this nobbit guy....he seems to know the whole of irc
57:00 <Loof> does it sound like chris?
58:00 <Serenity> i just told you who it was
58:00 <Serenity> ffs
58:00 <GoldSpade> no you didnt
58:00 <Loof> food made me so sleepy
58:00 <Serenity> [4:49pm] <GoldSpade> he wants to chat with me
58:00 <Serenity> [4:49pm] <GoldSpade> not sure of his motives yet
58:00 <Serenity> [4:50pm] <@Serenity> pliv obviously
59:00 <Serenity> carbs? carbs make u sleepy
59:00 <GoldSpade> wtf does pliv mean
59:00 <Loof> there was potatoes
59:00 <Serenity> oh sif you dont know who that is everyone does
59:00 <Serenity> its jerome
59:00 <Serenity> plivent
00:00 <GoldSpade> I dont know that person
00:00 <Serenity> you do so
00:00 <GoldSpade> but I havent been on here every day since I was 13 either
00:00 <Serenity> oh fuck off
00:00 <GoldSpade> heh
00:00 <Serenity> ive seen you speak to him yuou know exactly who it is
01:00 <GoldSpade> i dont actually
01:00 <Serenity> whatever
01:00 <GoldSpade> calm down jeez
01:00 <British^Meat> who is GoldSpade?
02:00 <Serenity> no idea
02:00 <GoldSpade> that would be me
02:00 <Serenity> a troll im assuming
02:00 <GoldSpade> :P
02:00 <British^Meat> jah
02:00 <robot> ive heard the nick plivent but i dont know nethin bout them
02:00 <British^Meat> i dont know which one is which anymore
02:00 <Serenity> neither bm
02:00 <British^Meat> but ive seen this dude doing the rounds for sure
02:00 <Serenity> we should come up with a name that just includes all of them
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <amelia> I always know when pliv is on cos he will always say good to see amelia with the pedos and despos as usual
03:00 <amelia> he jus said i have stretch marks
03:00 <amelia> and you too Serenity bwahahahahahah
03:00 <Serenity> well duh
03:00 <Serenity> ive had 3 children
04:00 <amelia> I've had no children and i have them
04:00 <Serenity> most women get the during puberty to be fair
04:00 <Serenity> they just fade
04:00 <amelia> yah mine are super faint down the ribs pretty much
04:00 <TheRon> dr alban - sing halleluja 
04:00 <amelia> I don't know many girls without them
04:00 <Serenity> either there, boobs or hips they get em or if theyre super unlucky all 3
04:00 <Serenity> haha
04:00 <amelia> fat & skinny
05:00 <Serenity> every girl in my group of friends in high school had em in some place
05:00 <Serenity> one of the girls got em on her butt.. and it was hilarious cuase we were 13
05:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
06:00 <Serenity> besides on my tum from being pregnant you cant see the other ones anymore
06:00 <Lumeah> boobs.. 
07:00 <TheRon> please
07:00 <Serenity> yes boobs
07:00 <Lumeah> lol 
07:00 <Serenity> i enjoy the boobs
07:00 <Lumeah> penis 
07:00 <Serenity> that too
07:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
07:00 <Serenity> im gonna go enjoy a hot shower tho
07:00 <dematerialised> i may have gone a little overboard with my chocolate purchasing just now
07:00 <dematerialised> it was meant to just be fuel
07:00 <dematerialised> how did it end up like this
08:00 <amelia> ok tell me all about The Chocolate
08:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
08:00 <amelia> i must know everything
08:00 <TheRon> sing halleluja!
08:00 <amelia> hai @ chu
08:00 <amelia> mint aero?
08:00 <dematerialised> negative
08:00 <amelia> twix?
08:00 <amelia> sour worms?
08:00 <dematerialised> i have, 1x box favourites, 1x white tim tams and 1x normal tim tams
09:00 <amelia> jeezus that is underboard
09:00 <amelia> you def need more
09:00 <dematerialised> oh really
09:00 <Lumeah> dematerialised: buy me some. 
09:00 <dematerialised> tell me about your chocolate collection then
09:00 <amelia> i haf brussel sprouts
09:00 <amelia> :(
09:00 <dematerialised> that is not chocolate
09:00 <dematerialised> you lose
09:00 <dematerialised> good day sir
09:00 <Loof> i could go a cherry ripe or a bounty
09:00 <amelia> i said good day!
09:00 <dematerialised> Lumeah i won't buy you anything, but if you ask nicely i might give you some
10:00 <robot> heheehehehehehhee
10:00 <amelia> did you ever try to the white coated tim tams
10:00 <robot> amelia wearin a purple suit
10:00 <dematerialised> thats what i have amelia
10:00 <amelia> and they had pink inside i think
10:00 <TheRon> sprouts cooked in butter with bacon is awesome
10:00 <dematerialised> i might hve one right now
10:00 <amelia> purple is ma colour
10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/DP9BDKJ.gifv
10:00 <amelia> noo they had pink inside, they was delish
10:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
11:00 <dematerialised> yeah these are just normal whites
11:00 <dematerialised> cis-gendered
11:00 <dematerialised> privileged
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <amelia> well dats an impressive choc collection
11:00 <dematerialised> thanks
11:00 <amelia> fair jealous
11:00 <amelia> but will survive
11:00 <dematerialised> hehe
11:00 <dematerialised> i wont eat them all at once though
12:00 <dematerialised> or at least i'll try not to
12:00 <amelia> how long will they last
12:00 <dematerialised> but it's a far assumption my dinner will be chocolate-based
12:00 <amelia> i will make me an omelette soon to get me thru
12:00 <dematerialised> mmm egg products
12:00 <amelia> choc dinner mmmmm
12:00 <dematerialised> i am a fan
12:00 <dematerialised> see i am totally all for proper food, i just cant be fucked making it
13:00 <Loof> same
13:00 <amelia> obsessed wif eggs
13:00 <dematerialised> its a hard knock life
13:00 <Lumeah> dematerialised: may i have some chocolate goddies? 
13:00 <amelia> you know why you cant be fooked making it
13:00 <amelia> cos the food you eat gives you no energy
13:00 <dematerialised> did you just hit me with some science?
13:00 <amelia> makes you slouchy and sluggish
13:00 <TheRon> what is love?
13:00 <Loof> i just find cooking really boring
13:00 <Loof> all dat chopping and shit
13:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt mind it
14:00 <dematerialised> im lazy
14:00 <dematerialised> and as amelia says
14:00 <dematerialised> i have no energy
14:00 <amelia> if you ate good food that gives you energy, it might be diff
14:00 <Loof> i just had veggies and they made me sleepy
14:00 <TheRon> i know how to dice and jullienne so
14:00 <Loof> roast pumpkin and shit
14:00 <TheRon> takes me no time at all
14:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Luke Million - Arnold [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 1,828,077 Uploader: Future Classic Uploaded: Jun 18, 2011 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.90
14:00 <robot> everyone can i plz have ur attention
14:00 <dematerialised> amelia watches this video every morning
14:00 <robot> ok thank you
14:00 <dematerialised> for her inspiration
15:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahhaha
15:00 <amelia> i dun wanna be like dat i jus wanna be strong
15:00 <dematerialised> moar energy!
15:00 <dematerialised> i used to be strong and fit, but then i got a desk job and a car and money
16:00 <amelia> dat was def me on thr chest press dis morning tho
16:00 <dematerialised> now im strong and fat
16:00 <amelia> my lil right arm wouldn't push like ma left one would
16:00 <dematerialised> do you have whatsapp yet?
16:00 <amelia> no
16:00 <Loof> wish my kid would stop chomping like a cow
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <dematerialised> how am i meant to send you pics of chocolate then?
17:00 <amelia> how do you use whatsapp
17:00 <amelia> fb or email?
17:00 <dematerialised> you get the app
17:00 <robot> amelia told me this is the video she watches erry mornin 4 inspiration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyRL48ADjQ
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flashdance - Maniac Full HD Views: 32,997 Uploader: Biel Gomes Uploaded: Dec 1, 2015 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.90
17:00 <dematerialised> then share your number with me, or me share mine with you
17:00 <amelia> ahahahaha robot knows me too well
17:00 <amelia> it uses your phone number demat?
17:00 <robot> lol and the dog is just watchin
17:00 <dematerialised> yeah meels
17:00 <amelia> ok def a no go
18:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
18:00 <robot> yeah iont like those apps because of that
18:00 <faux> ndp joe ciciszlnco  p jdiendclc
18:00 <dematerialised> it doesnt matter now because i ate the mint choc
18:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
18:00 <dematerialised> so there's nothing to take a photo of
18:00 <amelia> MINT CHOC?!
18:00 <dematerialised> :P
18:00 <amelia> you mentioned no mint choc
18:00 <amelia> my life is over
19:00 <dematerialised> i was unaware there was mint choc in the favourites box
19:00 <robot> mmmmmmmmm
19:00 <dematerialised> but it turns out there was
19:00 <robot> jennifer beals in flashdance
19:00 <dematerialised> unexpected!
19:00 <amelia> also, you lied @ me you fuckin lied
19:00 <Serenity> god now i want 13 bountys
19:00 <Clarkson> *waits for cock pics*
19:00 <Serenity> thanks loof
19:00 <dematerialised> i so did not lie
19:00 <dematerialised> i was misinformed!
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> sorry mang
19:00 <amelia> wot size box do you have
19:00 <amelia> giggles
19:00 <dematerialised> wouldn't you like to know
19:00 <dematerialised> ;)
19:00 <Serenity> dematerialised has a large box
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah
19:00 <faux> yummm bountys ryle
19:00 <amelia> (of Favourites i mean)
19:00 <dematerialised> Serenity has seen it
19:00 <faux> rule*
19:00 <dematerialised> she is aware
20:00 <dematerialised> but as for the favourites
20:00 <dematerialised> its a large box
20:00 <dematerialised> just like mine
20:00 <dematerialised> :3
20:00 <Serenity> eeehehe
20:00 <dematerialised> its at least 1L of chocolate
20:00 <amelia> BiGBoX
20:00 <amelia> oh jeezus
20:00 <Serenity> fark
20:00 <faux> pix
20:00 <amelia> do want
20:00 <faux> 1L lol
20:00 <Serenity> i need more chocolate in me life
21:00 <amelia> everyone needs more chocolate
21:00 <amelia> i haf hot chocolate to get me thru
21:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13501552_1759487204295061_4167714103276954433_n.jpg?oh=1a3ddee83a501cd1ab5a1e4937a69cff&oe=57F8C362&__gda__=1475764391_66cccd82b49f545a9adc886a01aaa91c
21:00 <Serenity> if someone said you can have a million dollars or eat as much chocolate as you want for the rest of your life without getting fat
22:00 <Serenity> id pick the choc
22:00 <TheRon> chilli chocolate
22:00 <amelia> I'd take the mil
22:00 <dematerialised> pics sent
22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VFkMHPR.jpg
22:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:00 <TheRon> daylesford chocolate factory
23:00 <faux> yeah def the mil lol
23:00 <faux> yum shane that looks delish
23:00 <faux> want
23:00 <TheRon> good stuff
23:00 <dematerialised> it is delicious
23:00 <dematerialised> but i will refrain from eating it all in one sitting
23:00 <dematerialised> although that is exactly what i wish to do
23:00 <amelia> eat it
23:00 <amelia> eat it all
23:00 <Serenity> eatttttt
23:00 <faux> no dlnt youll feelnsick
24:00 <dematerialised> meels we need to come to an agreement on which phone-based pic sharing medium we must use
24:00 <amelia> i put bad food habits on everyone else in order to satisfy my own cravings
24:00 <faux> can use kik
24:00 <amelia> it works, for me at least
24:00 <faux> dont need number for that
24:00 <Serenity> stop trying to make kik happen
24:00 <Serenity> its not going to happen
24:00 <amelia> KiK
24:00 <faux> what
24:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <amelia> is that a sexy one tho
25:00 <amelia> or jus normal msging program
25:00 <dematerialised> nah its normal
25:00 <faux> i dont use it but they want somethin w no phone number 
25:00 <Serenity> amelia needs to toughen up
25:00 <dematerialised> i know right
25:00 <amelia> i am pretty tough
25:00 <amelia> i jus dun wanna give out digits
25:00 <dematerialised> i think amelia doesn't trust me
26:00 <dematerialised> and that hurts
26:00 <amelia> nah i don't think you'd share em
26:00 <Serenity> look its a phone number ot your papsmear results
26:00 <TheRon> pour some sugar on me
26:00 <Serenity> not*
26:00 <amelia> i would def give out pap smear results over my digits
26:00 <dematerialised> hehe
26:00 <faux> loooll
27:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gueWxRV.jpg
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <amelia> AHAHA
27:00 <dematerialised> hey dont joke though, those fuckers know how to get wild
27:00 <robot> ne1 contributin 2 criminal behaviour by means of pilferin goods 2nite?
28:00 <amelia> fink i gettin sick
28:00 <robot> what kind of sick amelia
28:00 <dematerialised> i just pilfered a lot of goods from the servo, but then i felt bad and paid for them
28:00 <amelia> wot are you meant to take for a sore throat
28:00 <dematerialised> cock
28:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/RWAGTP7.gif
28:00 <Clarkson> you would do nothing of the sort u old fat fuck
28:00 <amelia> and ma noss is sniffly
28:00 <faux> lool
28:00 <amelia> I'm on a cock-free diet atm
28:00 <robot> amelia this is the best stuff you will find for a sore thraot
28:00 <robot> https://betadine.com.au/sore-throat-gargle/
29:00 <robot> just don't swallow it
29:00 <amelia> fanks mr
29:00 <amelia> ohh
29:00 <amelia> spit it out?
29:00 <robot> yeah
29:00 <amelia> dis is a new concept to me
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <robot> LOL
29:00 <faux> gross
29:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAH
29:00 <dematerialised> ...
29:00 <amelia> i am playin around
30:00 <faux> secrets out meelies
30:00 <TheRon> i'm learning about middle ages torture techniques at the moment, there's one where they cut the chest open expese the ribs cut down the lungs and pull them out over the shoulders, it's great stuff
30:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahhaahah
30:00 <robot> oh
30:00 <robot> hai
30:00 <dematerialised> wb robot
30:00 <Loof> they did it on the show Vikings TheRon
30:00 <amelia> hahahaha bully
30:00 <Serenity> excuse me dematerialised
30:00 <dematerialised> what
30:00 <Serenity> whats with the planes on ur screen plz
31:00 <robot> seriously though, it's good stuff.
31:00 <dematerialised> my irc is an experience
31:00 <amelia> (nobbit) too gutless to talk hey croat pig
31:00 <amelia> CRoaT PiG
31:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <Serenity> CRP
31:00 <dematerialised> why is he so angry
31:00 <robot> amelia do u want dematerialised to bash him
31:00 <robot> coz i can make that happen
31:00 <dematerialised> lol i would definitely break his wrists and fingers
31:00 <TheRon> one th ekings paid a mercenary soldier by pouring molten gold down his throat
31:00 <amelia> hes pretty scrawny i reckon i could take him myself
32:00 <Serenity> can you please suck coffee through exactly 7 white tim tams
32:00 <Serenity> plz
32:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any coffee
32:00 <robot> yea just do some of those flashdance kicks on him
32:00 <dematerialised> otherwise i would
32:00 <Serenity> :(
32:00 <amelia> ahaahaah
32:00 <amelia> no doubt
32:00 <Serenity> id just sit on jerome
32:00 <dematerialised> im not averse to using violence to solve problems
32:00 <amelia> they may haf killed him a year ago
32:00 <dematerialised> i mean i wouldnt bash him
32:00 <amelia> not so much anymore
32:00 <dematerialised> i would just remove his ability to type
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <amelia> that*
32:00 <Serenity> ok maybe not so much now
33:00 <dematerialised> start small and work your way up i say
33:00 <Serenity> i bet im still bigger than him tho it'd at least shut him up for a bit
33:00 <dematerialised> no need to expend more energy than is rquired
33:00 <amelia> he's pretty small
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah his height starts with a 5
33:00 <amelia> i think he said he weighs like 65
33:00 <Serenity> yeah im still bigger than him
34:00 <Serenity> I'll crush his soul
34:00 <amelia> there's nothin to him, hes scrawny
34:00 <dematerialised> im 6ft4 and over 130kg
34:00 <amelia> no muscle jus bones
34:00 <dematerialised> i would demolish him if i tried
34:00 <amelia> I'm 5"5 and weigh just less than that
34:00 <Serenity> you could throw him like donkey kong throws barrels
34:00 <dematerialised> ya
34:00 <amelia> and not fat, so he would be tiny
34:00 <dematerialised> it wasnt so long ago i was hoping to get into fights
34:00 <Serenity> 65kg is scrawny for a man
35:00 <dematerialised> im so big yet never had a chance to use my strength
35:00 <faux> 65kg dude is tiny
35:00 <Serenity> no matter what height
35:00 <TheRon> i remember by 65 kilo days
35:00 <Serenity> anything under like 75kg for a guy is pencil thin
35:00 <amelia> if you saw his pics you would see wot a scrawny lil fuck he is
35:00 <dematerialised> sezz did i show you that pic of me years and years ago when i was young
35:00 <dematerialised> and super skinny?
35:00 <faux> das how much my butt weighs
35:00 <faux> fatlyf
35:00 <Serenity> yeah i think so dematerialised
35:00 <dematerialised> how times have changed
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <TheRiddler> I had opirto
36:00 <TheRiddler> Err
36:00 <TheRiddler> Oporto
36:00 <amelia> i dun fink i ever had it before
36:00 <dematerialised> its pretty good
36:00 <dematerialised> i still prefer nandos though
36:00 <amelia> issit like shitter version of nandos
36:00 <TheRiddler> Same
36:00 <dematerialised> nah its better really
36:00 <Serenity> nandos is so over rated
36:00 <faux> no better versin
36:00 <amelia> o
36:00 <Serenity> i really dont get the fuss
37:00 <dematerialised> nandos had their time in the sun
37:00 <dematerialised> then oporto was like
37:00 <dematerialised> sup
37:00 <amelia> havin fun in de sub
37:00 <TheRiddler> Bands has better sauce 
37:00 <amelia> sun
37:00 <TheRiddler> Er
37:00 <amelia> wif ma new oportoooo
37:00 <TheRiddler> Nandos
37:00 <TheRiddler> Hai aportia
37:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
37:00 <amelia> haiii pasheh
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'll pass you!
38:00 <TheRiddler> Damn
38:00 <TheRiddler> Pash
38:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
38:00 <dematerialised> so close
38:00 <dematerialised> yet so far
38:00 <amelia> could haf been soso smoot
38:00 <amelia> h
39:00 <TheRiddler> I'm done with shopping in perth
39:00 <dematerialised> i just found out my ex-lady-friend is now engaged
39:00 <dematerialised> the dream is over
39:00 <TheRiddler> Ate some donuts and bought some nerdy stuff
39:00 <dematerialised> time to buy some cats
39:00 <couleurs> what did you buy...
40:00 <TheRiddler> War hammer 40k stuff 
40:00 <TheRiddler> Warhammer
41:00 <TheRiddler> And sum cleaning shit for my shaver
41:00 <TheRon> a massive long pike?
41:00 <Bass`Babe85> lol TheRon
41:00 <TheRiddler> Now I'm pooping
41:00 <dematerialised> thanks for sharing
41:00 <dematerialised> take a pic
41:00 <couleurs> don't flush us down the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!
42:00 <TheRon> extreme - hole hearted
42:00 <dematerialised> stop ban evading taco
43:00 <Bass`Babe85> lol
43:00 <British^Meat> wow, did they seriously unban him :/
43:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <TheRon> he's so harmless
44:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
44:00 <dematerialised> im just joshin
44:00 <dematerialised> taco is ok
44:00 <dematerialised> except when his assburgers kicks in
44:00 <Serenity> not every ban stays on forever
44:00 <British^Meat> he's a fkn pleb, seriously...
44:00 <Serenity> youd think you guys would have work that out after all this time
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beyonce Knowles - Work It Out.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
45:00 <faux> yeah im the only one that bans him
45:00 <faux> stop getting ur knickers in a knot
46:00 <TheRon> i can watch beyonce's arse all day
46:00 <Serenity> im getting the impression people think someone genuinely unbans him
46:00 <dematerialised> lol sezz
46:00 <British^Meat> i thought u were our saviour Doodle, fkn turncoat
46:00 <dematerialised> we're all trolling
46:00 <dematerialised> it's all just jokes
46:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure ur the only one trolling
46:00 <Doodle> lol British^Meat
46:00 <dematerialised> or am i...
46:00 <Serenity> ye you are
46:00 <faux> i hate u all
46:00 <dematerialised> i dont hate you
46:00 <faux> genuine pieces of shit
46:00 <dematerialised> this seems very one sided
46:00 <faux> minus a few.
46:00 <Serenity> you do not
47:00 <faux> i must tinkle
47:00 <Doodle> wow
47:00 <faux> but im warm
47:00 <amelia> ok woah
47:00 <Serenity> im fucking lovely you moll
47:00 <faux> lol i almost typed worm
47:00 <dematerialised> i'd send faux a pouty selfie but i dont know how to pout
47:00 <TheRon> dr worm?
47:00 <Serenity> men cannot pout
47:00 <Serenity> plz dont
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <faux> pls do
47:00 <dematerialised> i dunno i reckon i could try
47:00 <faux> immediately
47:00 <dematerialised> let me google search pouty images
47:00 <dematerialised> and see how close i can get
47:00 <amelia> fuckin duck lips
47:00 <Clarkson> and another is flat out gay
48:00 <faux> clarkson knows
48:00 <Clarkson> it tasted like crap so i just tipped it down the sink
48:00 <faux> k
48:00 <dematerialised> wait i need a pen and paper too
48:00 <dematerialised> brb
48:00 <faux> anelia swallows it clarkson
48:00 <Clarkson> maurice can go suck a fuck
48:00 <faux> oh
48:00 <amelia> anel
48:00 <faux> ur fave
48:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
48:00 <TheRon> maiden names spits?
48:00 <amelia> dun expose ma secrets
49:00 <Doodle> not a secret
49:00 <amelia> will you swallow for joggo
49:00 <faux> i dont swallow for anyone
49:00 <amelia> its not acid
49:00 <faux> idgaf
50:00 <faux> u can guzzle all the cum u like
50:00 <faux> none is goin down my throat 
50:00 <TheRon> 750 doodle
50:00 <Doodle> good grief
50:00 <Doodle> agreed TheRon
50:00 <amelia> fanks for your approval to guzzle cum
50:00 <Clarkson> oh what the fuck
51:00 <Doodle> gertie
51:00 <Doodle> new shit blinds tues
51:00 <Doodle> yay
51:00 <amelia> ohhh i thought already got new ones
51:00 <faux> dont act so surprised clarkson
51:00 <Clarkson> knows how to hold cock
51:00 <amelia> i soso confused
51:00 <Doodle> no they havent put em in yet
51:00 <amelia> oh they jus measured
51:00 <Doodle> ye
51:00 <amelia> gosh now you get some privacy
51:00 <Doodle> nope
51:00 <Doodle> theyre worse
51:00 <TheRon> someday i'm a saturday night
52:00 <amelia> cut dem in half
52:00 <Doodle> i'll just wear them for privacy
52:00 <Doodle> to the shower etc
52:00 <amelia> flaunt wotchu got
53:00 <Doodle> i dont got ne thing
53:00 <amelia> flaunt dem dimplz den
53:00 <Doodle> bit creepy at my age
54:00 <TheRon> the mad naked run to the bedroom after the shower?
54:00 <Doodle> i asked the girl at the supermarket today if she gets cold standing in front of the open door all day
54:00 <Doodle> the gave me a look like i;d just smeared her face in dogshit
54:00 <Doodle> *she
55:00 <dematerialised> sent pic faux
55:00 <amelia> HAHA Doodle
55:00 <amelia> aww
55:00 <amelia> jus tryna be friendly
56:00 <couleurs> what a bich
56:00 <Doodle> its ok i slashed her tyres on the way to my car
56:00 <dematerialised> ok time to go play smoe planetside
56:00 <Doodle> ok thats a lie
56:00 <dematerialised> bye homos
56:00 <dematerialised> bye @ amelia
56:00 <amelia> bai @ chu
57:00 <couleurs> but how did you know it was her Lancer and not Skirmish'es Doodle....
57:00 <robot> how come u alternate nicks, Kelevra?
57:00 <TheRon> life is a highway i wanna ride it all night long
58:00 <robot> bye demat u raging homosexual
58:00 <Kelevra> why not? 
58:00 <Doodle> procrastinating like a pro atm
58:00 <Doodle> should be studying but i thought nah i'll have a shower first
58:00 <TheRon> have another beer
58:00 <dematerialised> time is a test so i dont need your blessing toooo-day
58:00 <Doodle> then i thought nah i'll have a cup of tea before me shower
59:00 <Kelevra> Doodle is that your code word now for wanking?
59:00 <Doodle> what
59:00 <Doodle> my code word for wanking is wanking
59:00 <Kelevra> hokai
59:00 <TheRon> giving himslef a really good seeing to
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> i started back at uni this yr
00:00 <Doodle> after a 20yr break
00:00 <Kelevra> wow, why?
00:00 <Doodle> cos i'm sick of being poor
00:00 <Kelevra> ideal motive.
00:00 <Kelevra> cootos
01:00 <Doodle> i'm also sick of being cold
01:00 <Doodle> who lives somewhere warm and likes losers
01:00 <Kelevra> it's cold everywhere, this is voctoria
01:00 <Doodle> ye
01:00 <Kelevra> ffs..
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Voctoria
01:00 <Kelevra> victoria even
02:00 <TheRon> the equinox is almost here
02:00 <Doodle> its colder outside than it is in me fridge
02:00 <TheRon> gets warmer after that
02:00 <Doodle> pigs arse its the worst in august
03:00 <TheRon> we've had our snow
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> You do live in the country
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> ok no planetside its gay
03:00 <Doodle> whats being in the country have to do with anything
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Colder
03:00 <dematerialised> i forget that australia can be minus several degrees in temperature until Doodle reminds us
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
03:00 <TheRon> i only stopped wearing shorts a few weeks ago
03:00 <Doodle> uh
04:00 <Doodle> its colder here cos of the elevation, not cos its in the country
04:00 <Kelevra> Doodle you're so bogan, it's kind of hot
04:00 <dematerialised> i dont think he owns a flanno jacket
04:00 <dematerialised> i doubt his bogan credentials
04:00 <Kelevra> 'me fridge' and 'pigs arse'
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Kelevra> it's refreshing
04:00 <TheRon> it's elevation hand the fact that ballarat is in th emiddle of a volcano
04:00 <Doodle> pigs arse can be refreshing
04:00 <Doodle> yeah and volcanoes are cold
04:00 <Kelevra> never tasted one nigz
05:00 <Doodle> oh me either..
05:00 <Doodle> i've had pigs trotters
05:00 <Kelevra> haha you don't seem too sure
05:00 <Doodle> theyre absolutely revolting
05:00 <Kelevra> I'd never eat any beings feet "trotters'
05:00 <TheRon> i made beef and veg soup with bones, absolutley delish
06:00 <Doodle> nom
06:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/aNxhW
07:00 <Doodle> Kelevra u already eat animal feet without realising it
07:00 <Doodle> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Materials_Used_in_Gelatin_Production.svg/280px-Materials_Used_in_Gelatin_Production.svg.png
07:00 <Doodle> 'other'
08:00 <Doodle> lol dematerialised
08:00 <TheRon> in the shrute family, the male throws the feet of the chicken at the feet of his potential mate
09:00 <Doodle> they eat chicken feet at the movies in china like popcorn
09:00 <TheRiddler> Want some aero chocolate amelia 
09:00 <amelia> MINT?
09:00 <TheRiddler> Reg
09:00 <Doodle> mint aero is gross
09:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
09:00 <TheRiddler> Normal
09:00 <amelia> would still smash, so yes pls
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <amelia> Doodle wotdahexagon m8
10:00 <Doodle> what
10:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
10:00 <amelia> is never gross
10:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
10:00 <amelia> is purely delightful
10:00 <amelia> flamin hexagon
10:00 <Kelevra> Doodle I love eating animals
10:00 <Doodle> its like a really nice chocolate bar with shit toothpaste in it
10:00 <amelia> i gots omelette
10:00 <Kelevra> Just look on my past diet.
10:00 <amelia> wow jus wow
10:00 <faux> i enjoy toothpaste choc
10:00 <faux> and toothpaste tea
11:00 <TheRiddler> How about loving animals 
11:00 <amelia> is best
11:00 <Doodle> i do not
11:00 <dematerialised> no TheRiddler
11:00 <amelia> mint iceycream
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <amelia> mmmmm
11:00 <dematerialised> just stop
11:00 <amelia> mint choc
11:00 <faux> yum
11:00 <amelia> mint hot choc
11:00 <amelia> oh gosh jus amazing
11:00 <faux> munt chuc chup
11:00 <Doodle> ew
11:00 <amelia> mint biscuits
11:00 <amelia> spearmint milkshake
11:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/iTSolLD.jpg
11:00 <faux> Bread
11:00 <amelia> oh golly gosh
11:00 <amelia> bwhahaahah Mint Bread
11:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <faux> cootos
12:00 <dematerialised> it took me that long to find a pen that worked faux
12:00 <Doodle> eee
12:00 <faux> loll
12:00 <dematerialised> i literally have 6 pens that dont work lol
13:00 <Doodle> check ur wotzapp faux
13:00 <faux> k
13:00 <Doodle> o u did
13:00 <amelia> swooshy pants would haf been goin off tryna locate working pen
13:00 <couleurs> cootos the fresh maker
13:00 <faux> rofl
13:00 <dematerialised> nah meels
13:00 <amsy> looom
13:00 <amsy> l
13:00 <dematerialised> im wearing jeans that fit now
13:00 <dematerialised> black ones
13:00 <faux> doodle is that wafer
13:00 <faux> choc
13:00 <amelia> oh boooooo
13:00 <Doodle> its cake
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> pineapple cake
14:00 <amelia> YUCK
14:00 <Doodle> yeah its foul
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <faux> ew
14:00 <TheRon> give it to rooster
14:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :y
14:00 <dematerialised> you dont, need to, emerge, from nothing
14:00 <faux> i thought it was wafe
14:00 <faux> r
14:00 <amsy> hi cc :5
14:00 <faux> queen latwafer
14:00 <dematerialised> lol
14:00 <Doodle> lol faux i'm not singing to u in french who do u think i am
14:00 <faux> rofl i crack meself up
14:00 <Doodle> maurice chevalier
14:00 <faux> cootos 2 me
15:00 <Doodle> loll
15:00 <faux> that was a sekrit gosh
15:00 <Doodle> oh
15:00 <faux> advertising me requests on merck
15:00 <TheRon> faux he's gonna do the john cusack thing, a hi fi  outside the bedroom window playing peter gabriel
15:00 <faux> omg pls
15:00 <faux> go on shane
15:00 <dematerialised> ok
15:00 <dematerialised> gimme a tic
15:00 <faux> k
16:00 <Doodle> https://youtu.be/Vc8tfioOKvU?t=50s
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Catherine Tate - The Offensive Translator [HighQuality] Views: 1,470,728 Uploader: Butku5 Uploaded: Mar 28, 2010 Duration: 2m42s Rating: 4.82
16:00 <Doodle> me irl
16:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:00 <faux>  1 of me fav vids
18:00 <Doodle> thats what i sound like singing in french
18:00 <faux> go on
18:00 <TheRon> je atire?
18:00 <TheRon> je taire
19:00 <Doodle> je t'aime?
19:00 <couleurs> je tyre
19:00 <TheRon> yeah that one
19:00 <dematerialised> je t`aime si vousplai la petite la cha-fluer
20:00 <dematerialised> litre, is french, for gimme my litre-o-cola before i break vous fucking lips
21:00 <amsy> shut up farva
21:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/zV1zK8zRCPo
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lauren - French exam - The Catherine Tate Show - BBC comedy Views: 5,711,504 Uploader: BBCWorldwide Uploaded: Nov 12, 2007 Duration: 3m7s Rating: 4.89
21:00 <dematerialised> i dont want a large farva, i want a god damn litre-o-cola!
21:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <amsy> good movie
22:00 <dematerialised> best movie
22:00 <dematerialised> cant wait for the sequel
22:00 <Serenity> what iz dis moofie
22:00 <dematerialised> Super Troopers
22:00 <Doodle> loool faux
22:00 <Serenity> oh
22:00 <TheRiddler> How can you not have seen it
22:00 <Serenity> because im not shit
22:00 <dematerialised> well actually
22:00 <dematerialised> by not having seen it
23:00 <dematerialised> you are shit
23:00 <Serenity> no dematerialised you dont get to comment mr never seen back to the future
23:00 <robot> what
23:00 <robot> excuse me
23:00 <robot> dematerialised you're fired
23:00 <dematerialised> yeah but unlike BTTF, super troopers is actually a good movie
23:00 <Serenity> no bttf is the best movie
23:00 <Serenity> you sack of shit
23:00 <TheRon> i like starship troopers
23:00 <dematerialised> correct TheRiddler
23:00 <dematerialised> er
23:00 <dematerialised> TheRon
23:00 <TheRiddler> BTTF?
23:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
23:00 <couleurs> Dude, That's Heavy.
24:00 <amsy> bttf is also a good movie
24:00 <robot> dematerialised you're fired again get out
24:00 <couleurs> if i was a movie i'd be a good movie ask n e 1
24:00 <TheRiddler> Another classic is dude where's my car
24:00 <dematerialised> ok, who wants a mustache ride!
24:00 <Serenity> anyone who hasnt seen bttf never gets to comment on anything ever again
24:00 <Serenity> no TheRiddler that is not a classic
24:00 <amsy> same with forrest gump
24:00 <robot> yea colours if u were a movie i think u would be somat cool
24:00 <TheRiddler> Lt dan
24:00 <Kelevra> pull over!
25:00 <Kelevra> pull over more!
25:00 <robot> like jurassic park or home alone
25:00 <dematerialised> but im already pulled over!
25:00 <dematerialised> i can't pull over any farther!
25:00 <Kelevra> it's a great stoner movie
25:00 <Serenity> PULL OVER!
25:00 <Serenity> no its a cardigan thanks for asking!
25:00 <dematerialised> do you have any idea how fast you were going?
25:00 <amsy> lmao i love the way he says i cant pull over any farther
25:00 <dematerialised> uhhh, 63?
25:00 <dematerialised> that's right
25:00 <amsy> LOL another great movie swzz
25:00 <dematerialised> officer isn't the speed limit 65?
25:00 <amsy> sezz***
25:00 <dematerialised> yes, yes it is....
25:00 <Serenity> love that movie
26:00 <dematerialised> Do you smell something Rabbit?
26:00 <dematerialised> *sniff sniff*
26:00 <dematerialised> Fear.
26:00 <robot> yea i like when biff says im just puttin th 2nd coat on now
26:00 <couleurs> no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing 
26:00 <Kelevra> =\
27:00 <couleurs> and then he drinks the pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <TheRiddler> What movie is the cardigan thing from?
27:00 <dematerialised> that sounds like a very homo-erotic movie
27:00 <couleurs> Another classic
27:00 <dematerialised> and possibly pornography
27:00 <Serenity> get out TheRiddler
27:00 <Serenity> the fuck is actually wrong with you people
27:00 <couleurs> erm no it's from dumb and dumber amsy n me's favourite movie
28:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
28:00 <TheRiddler> Ahh
28:00 <Serenity> I actually hate you dematerialised
28:00 <TheRiddler> Haven't seen that in ages
28:00 <Serenity> you uncultured swine
28:00 <dematerialised> you don't hate me
28:00 <dematerialised> at all
28:00 <couleurs> watch it asap
28:00 <Serenity> i do
28:00 <TheRon> trogladite 
28:00 <dematerialised> stop lying
28:00 <dematerialised> i will expose your lies
28:00 <Serenity> if TheRiddler and dematerialised were a movie they'd be waterworld
29:00 <TheRon> the postman. at least ppl saw that
29:00 <dematerialised> never seen that either
29:00 <TheRiddler> I'd do the actress from that
29:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
29:00 <Serenity> im actually disgusted
29:00 <dematerialised> i think ive seen the postman but i dont remember it
29:00 <amsy> lol
29:00 <dematerialised> definitely havent seen waterworld though
29:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt have because you clearly have your head up your arsehole
30:00 <TheRiddler> She was in starship troopers wasn't she?
30:00 <couleurs> dematerialised: have you seen terminator 2: we're all judgeing u rite now
30:00 <dematerialised> carmen what'shername TheRiddler?
30:00 <dematerialised> the babe?
30:00 <TheRon> denise richards, her boobs did  all the acting
30:00 <Clarkson> ya take ya 8ball shit back to america
30:00 <dematerialised> sorry
30:00 <dematerialised> denise richards
30:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
30:00 <dematerialised> that's the one
30:00 <Doodle> put rob zombie on and the cat has gone fucking apeshit
31:00 <TheRiddler> The postman was pretty bad but not waterworld bad
31:00 <Serenity> denise richards was good in wild things
31:00 <dematerialised> i remember watching starship troopers purely for the boobs in the shower scene
31:00 <dematerialised> good times, good times.
32:00 <TheRon> dina?
32:00 <Serenity> had an egg with me dinner.. wish me luck that i dont die
32:00 <dematerialised> dina was a baaaaaabe
32:00 <Doodle> lol sezz me bro in law had saled eggs in china
32:00 <Doodle> shell and all
32:00 <Doodle> *salted
32:00 <Serenity> ew
32:00 <TheRiddler> Egg is good with stirfry
32:00 <Doodle> breakfast was 2 salted eggs, a cucumber, cherry tomatoes and cake
33:00 <Doodle> lmao
33:00 <amelia> wait why would die from egg
33:00 <TheRiddler> Is that what you had?
33:00 <Serenity> because gallstones
33:00 <amelia> ohhhh
33:00 <TheRon> brimg me a higher love
34:00 <amelia> ok phew cos i noticed an egg shortage dis weekend and den you sais that and i was like FUCK i jus ate 3x eggs is there like contaminated eggs throughout WA
34:00 <Serenity> hahah
34:00 <dematerialised> egg shortage?
34:00 <amelia> well i went coles and they were ALL OUT OF EGGS
34:00 <dematerialised> how can that possibly happen there is like a million cickens
34:00 <dematerialised> chickens even
34:00 <amelia> so i had to go IGA and they only had few left
34:00 <faux> im all out of eggs
34:00 <amelia> caged ones only
34:00 <faux> im so lost without egggs
35:00 <Doodle> ehehe
35:00 <amelia> so i wondered wow wots going on here
35:00 <Doodle> air supply
35:00 <faux> egg supply
35:00 <Doodle> heheeeeeee
35:00 <faux> heheeeeeeeeee
35:00 <Doodle> .
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> soz
35:00 <TheRiddler> And she shouted at the top of her lungs 
35:00 <Doodle> k shower bblz
35:00 <Serenity> coles is always out of eggs on sundays
35:00 <faux> k pix
35:00 <faux> bye
35:00 <amelia> ohhhh
36:00 <TheRiddler> Egg sunday
36:00 <TheRon> you're so vain
36:00 <Serenity> they must get their shipments unday night
36:00 <dematerialised> you probably think this song is about you
36:00 <dematerialised> dont you
36:00 <amelia> bwahahahha ash
36:00 <Serenity> sunday*
36:00 <faux> u probly think this egg is about you
36:00 <dematerialised> you're so vaaiiiiiiiiin
36:00 <faux> dont uuu
36:00 <amelia> mmmm eGGS
36:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
36:00 <faux> shane
36:00 <amelia> #3 on food list
36:00 <TheRon> great song
36:00 <faux> wheres me singing in swahili
36:00 <dematerialised> im not singing to you in swahili
36:00 <Serenity> i love eggs
36:00 <faux> been waiting
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <faux> goly
36:00 <TheRiddler> Swishili
36:00 <dematerialised> i cant sing anyway
37:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
37:00 <dematerialised> even in english
37:00 <amelia> Swishili
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <faux> try
37:00 <TheRon> kareoke machine and alcohol?
37:00 <faux> alcamahollll
37:00 <dematerialised> amelia really needs to get whatsapp so i can send her various jeans swishing
37:00 <dematerialised> i have 8 pairs
37:00 <dematerialised> she can have a different jeans swish every day
37:00 <faux> shed grt whatsapp but is scared of sharin her numb
37:00 <amelia> gosh this is tempting very very tempting
37:00 <dematerialised> she needs to conquer this fear
38:00 <dematerialised> its for her own good
38:00 <faux> agreed
38:00 <amelia> i not scared of it i jus haf no interest in giving #
38:00 <TheRiddler> It'll be her ringtone 
38:00 <faux> rude
38:00 <amelia> but def want swishy pants vids
38:00 <TheRiddler> If not already 
38:00 <faux> ya might as well face it ur addicted to gloves
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <faux> smooooooth alligator
39:00 <faux> smooooooth alligatooor
39:00 <TheRon> malcolm turnbull
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Smooth criminal
39:00 <dematerialised> diamond life, eggy boy
39:00 <amelia> Egg
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mmm cheese
40:00 <TheRon> heart - alone, that song of the car insurance ad
40:00 <amelia> soldier men & Egg
40:00 <dematerialised> when you require streetcar desire, for eggy eggs
40:00 <faux> tuuuurn around
40:00 <Serenity> EGG N SOLDIERS
40:00 <faux> egg eyes
40:00 <Serenity> fucking best
40:00 <faux> every  now n den i fall apart
40:00 <amelia> fuck yeeee
40:00 <TheRiddler> Watching agents of shield 
40:00 <TheRon> how do i get you alone
41:00 <amelia> eggscuze you
41:00 <Serenity> amelia
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.omlet.ie/images/cache/600/473/soldier_egg_cup_toast_cutter_box_65ba638d.jpg
41:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
41:00 <amelia> HOLY SHIT FUCK
41:00 <TheRiddler> Eggcellent
41:00 <dematerialised> i should dress up in USSR uniform when i go vote
41:00 <Serenity> that link is amazing btw
41:00 <amelia> nfjdjsieiidjfhsnkeoeiwiwhsbjdjfjcns
41:00 <dematerialised> that would be amazing
41:00 <Serenity> omlet
42:00 <amelia> honestly I got so eggcited over that
42:00 <amelia> do want
42:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
42:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/like/231511636511?lpid=107&chn=ps
42:00 <TheRon> no votes in soviet russia
42:00 <Serenity> or this one
42:00 <amelia> DEF 2ND ONE
44:00 <dematerialised> http://englishrussia.com/images/new_images//uniforms-7.jpg
45:00 <dematerialised> that is actually me
45:00 <dematerialised> in my russian uniform
45:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/PNLcwqUOXfQ ameila irl
45:00 <amsy> amelia
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Love Egg - Song Views: 1,273,188 Uploader: MrFruits Uploaded: Dec 16, 2006 Duration: 1m27s Rating: 4.77
45:00 <TheRiddler> I thought I ruined eggs for everyone:p
45:00 <TheRon> even the nights are better now that we're here together
45:00 <TheRiddler> :
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA amsy
46:00 <amelia> this song actually makes me happy
46:00 <amsy> haha same
48:00 <TheRon> oh what a feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling
49:00 <Serenity> why cant people make good mashed potato
49:00 <Serenity> every time i see people post pics of their mash it looks watery and/or lumpy
49:00 <Serenity> its not that fkn hard
49:00 <Serenity> or worse.. dry
49:00 <TheRon> i do it with a shed load of butter, salt and pepper
50:00 <TheRiddler> Do you mash with a mash or use a blender 
50:00 <TheRon> mash is all about the butter
50:00 <TheRiddler> Masher
50:00 <Serenity> masher
50:00 <TheRon> i whisk
50:00 <Serenity> it always need butter AND milk anyone who think it doesnt need milk is shit or if ur extra fatty cream
51:00 <TheRon> of course milk
51:00 <TheRiddler> Cream instead of milk sounds interesting 
51:00 <TheRiddler> Buttermilk 
51:00 <TheRon> i recommend spring onion and bacon in the mash
52:00 <TheRiddler> Sour cream 
52:00 <TheRon> so yum
52:00 <Serenity> oh that sounds ace
52:00 <Serenity> sometimes i put a spoonful of cream cheese but not that often
53:00 <TheRon> sometimes i cook off some bacon and onion and chuck that thru the bmash
53:00 <TheRiddler> Wb faux 
53:00 <Serenity> that sounds really good tbh
53:00 <TheRon> maybe some cheese
54:00 <Serenity> bit of parmy cheese
54:00 <TheRon> that'd work
55:00 <Serenity> now i need a lot of mash
55:00 <faux> AMELIA
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/WI3cc4JlcwU
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WINGED EYELINER STAMP ... OMG! Views: 1,164,770 Uploader: Tati Uploaded: Jun 21, 2016 Duration: 10m5s Rating: 4.69
56:00 <TheRon> if ya want my body and ya think i'm sexy c'mon sugar let me know
56:00 <amelia> HOLY SHIT
56:00 <TheRon> cheers
57:00 <amelia> DOES IT WORK
57:00 <TheRiddler> Git like 40 sreetpasses for 3ds this weekend 
57:00 <TheRiddler> Got
59:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahaahahhahahaa it looks a fuckin mess
59:00 <Clarkson> the cunts ripped me
00:00 <TheRon> baby when you're gone i realise im in love
01:00 <faux> lmaoo
01:00 <faux> so ugly
01:00 <faux> looks like my lil sis did it
02:00 <TheRiddler> That's wide to your sis
02:00 <TheRiddler> Err
02:00 <TheRiddler> Wude
02:00 <TheRiddler> She'll probably be pro at it
02:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is that video 10 minutes long
03:00 <amsy> agreed
03:00 <couleurs> *sip*
03:00 <amsy> she said the same thing twice at the start
03:00 <amsy> only in a different order
04:00 <amelia> i lost my shit fri night tryna do winged eyeliner on my right eye
04:00 <Clarkson> its nasty that u even have a cum rag
05:00 <amelia> left eye was perfect, right eye was a fuckin mess
05:00 <TheRiddler> Just do  1 eye
06:00 <TheRiddler> Be original
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <couleurs> why am i watching a women do eyeliner thing where am i
06:00 <faux> yeah i hate tati
06:00 <faux> worst youtuber ever
06:00 <faux> shes so pretentious i wnna stab her gigantic eyelids
06:00 <faux> she has so much lid space
06:00 <couleurs> stop babblin bich fucken do it
06:00 <couleurs> just do it
06:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <faux> i just kept skipping
07:00 <faux> til i got to it
07:00 <faux> shes a cunt
07:00 <couleurs> 10 mins of #HELL
07:00 <TheRiddler> Same
07:00 <TheRiddler> I skipped 
08:00 <couleurs> shani is better and that other girl tbh 
08:00 <couleurs> right girls!!!!!!!
09:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this  feelin anymore
09:00 <TheRon> i've forgotten what i started for
10:00 <faux> LOL couleurs 
10:00 <faux> u are CuTe
10:00 <faux> TeaM SHaNi
10:00 <faux> also
10:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/Drrch0dIoIc
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SPRAY PAINT MAKEUP! Views: 884,846 Uploader: grav3yardgirl Uploaded: Jun 24, 2016 Duration: 8m16s Rating: 4.87
10:00 <faux> wanna stab her
10:00 <faux> so dramatic
10:00 <couleurs> who's the other 1 she's burnette
10:00 <faux> idk how she has 7mil susscribers
11:00 <TheRiddler> Spray on dacet
11:00 <TheRiddler> Err
11:00 <TheRiddler> Dlface
11:00 <TheRiddler> Fuck
11:00 <TheRiddler> Face
11:00 <faux> FuckFace
11:00 <amelia> who the fuck is that meth whore
11:00 <Clarkson> he doesnt give a fuck about his addy
11:00 <TheRiddler> I hate typing on the phone 
11:00 <couleurs> oh yeah her she's the 1 with the horse teeth
11:00 <couleurs> and she's crasy
11:00 <TheRiddler> Neigh
12:00 <amelia> her bottom teeth
12:00 <amelia> wot is on them
12:00 <couleurs> oh yea chloe
12:00 <couleurs> TEAM_CHLOE
12:00 <amelia> jeezus wot the fuck is she
13:00 <TheRiddler> Sarah Jessica Parker?
14:00 <Serenity> tat woman drives me mental
14:00 <Serenity> for some reason her vids come up in my suggested vids all the time
15:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:00 <faux> i hate her vouce
15:00 <faux> so nuch
15:00 <faux> it makes me deaf and rings in my ear
15:00 <faux> WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING YOU YELLOW TOOTHED FUCK 
15:00 <faux> wprat
15:00 <faux> worst
15:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:00 <Serenity> she has pretty eyes thats about it
16:00 <amelia> amsy made me so happy wif her egg song n you go n ruin it wif that meth whore
16:00 <amelia> are her eyes actual real?
16:00 <faux> ye
16:00 <Serenity> im not sure tbh
16:00 <Serenity> i think so
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <faux> they are
16:00 <amelia> holy shit
16:00 <amelia> that's insane
16:00 <amelia> k now I'm jealous
16:00 <TheRiddler> She looks inbred
16:00 <faux> best thing about her
16:00 <faux> even her boyfriend is disgusting
17:00 <amelia> no fuck that, she is still terrible
17:00 <faux> he wears an ugly beret 
17:00 <faux> like
17:00 <faux> every video  hes in
17:00 <faux> How did she get 7 million subscribers
17:00 <couleurs> wiggle jiggle, yello middel
17:00 <TheRiddler> Her daddy might be her brother 
17:00 <Serenity> all those drugged out hippies like steph
17:00 <Serenity> i bet
18:00 <faux> wtf
18:00 <faux> something just popped
18:00 <faux> in me room
18:00 <faux> no idea where it came.from
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <amelia> CHeRRY
18:00 <couleurs> cootos 2 ur room
18:00 <faux> rof
18:00 <faux> cootos
18:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHDCISONELZNSOSS
18:00 <faux> still hilarious
18:00 <TheRiddler> Was it a cock
19:00 <couleurs> lol
19:00 <faux> yeah a cock popped
19:00 <faux> in my bedroom
19:00 <Serenity> what is cootos
19:00 <faux> good 1
19:00 <faux> Kelevra said it betore
19:00 <TheRiddler> Thanks 
19:00 <faux> i think she meant kudos
19:00 <Serenity> oh
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <Serenity> :S
19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:00 <faux> cootos.
19:00 <Serenity> cooties
19:00 <TheRiddler> She has them?
19:00 <faux> ok
20:00 <Serenity> i dunno does she
20:00 <TheRiddler> Cheetos
20:00 <amelia> ribs
20:00 <Serenity> god i want those mac n cheetos
20:00 <faux> john stamos
20:00 <amelia> bbq
21:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe you can try make your own 
21:00 <Serenity> it prob woudnt be hard to do tbh but theres absolutely nothing in it tat i can eat lol
22:00 <faux> sez
22:00 <faux> check phone in a sec
22:00 <Serenity> k
22:00 <President_Trump> just posted on our group snapchat, check it out faux and Serenity
23:00 <Serenity> i am not on anyones snapchat
23:00 <Serenity> thanks
23:00 <President_Trump> im joining
23:00 <Lumeah2> Hehe 
23:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit faux
23:00 <Serenity> HOW CUTE
23:00 <Serenity> i want to kick him off that chair
23:00 <Serenity> and then eat his cake
23:00 <faux> LMAO thats exactly what i said to amsy 
24:00 <faux> he is beautiful
24:00 <faux> :')
24:00 <TheRiddler> It's spreading
24:00 <faux> im slowly making the world violent
24:00 <faux> all cute things will be destroyed
24:00 <faux> show no mercy
24:00 <dematerialised> ni hao
24:00 <TheRiddler> How evil
25:00 <dematerialised> i think these tim tams might disappear before bed
25:00 <amelia> (President_Trump) just posted on our group snapchat, check it out faux and Serenity
25:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA
26:00 <faux> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHA
26:00 <zaim> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHA
26:00 <amelia> joggo
26:00 <dematerialised> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHA
26:00 <Serenity> i actually dont feel comfortable with anyone even thinking a tiny little bit id speak to that guy outside here
26:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <amelia> it cracked me up
27:00 <dematerialised> like spams in the query window, so are the days of our irc
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <faux> 21:24] <President_Trump> and yes i'll be sending lots of cock pics "hi ladies! <cock pic>"
27:00 <Clarkson> I watched that the other day, it was lame as fuck
27:00 <faux> idiet
27:00 <faux> hi ladies  <bread>
28:00 <dematerialised> loaf
28:00 <dematerialised> wanna see my iTaLiaN LoaF?
29:00 <amsy> GRouPSNeP
29:00 <amsy> lmao bb the free bread guy
29:00 <amsy> on airbnb
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> so how r my fellow corn farmers 2nite
30:00 <Serenity> its not funny trevor
30:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sit4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13490853_1086823968063710_4657919768817311693_o.jpg
30:00 <Doodle> goin 2 the tip
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wasnt trying 2 be funny sarah
30:00 <Serenity> and johns not even here so its duble not funny
33:00 <couleurs> lol nice trailer m8
34:00 <dematerialised> wb jerome
35:00 <native> thankyou
35:00 <native> its good to see amelia still on having a despo 
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <native> and good to see Kelevra on also
36:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/eypnS5j
36:00 <amelia> aaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
36:00 <native> amelia a simple joke for a simple mind
36:00 <couleurs> lol nice 1
36:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
36:00 <amelia> how much do you weigh again pliv
36:00 <amelia> was it 65
36:00 <dematerialised> ok back 2 games
37:00 <TheRiddler> All of it shit
37:00 <native> 68 amelia
37:00 <TheRiddler> That's also your iq
38:00 <native> actually my iq is 140
39:00 <robot> [17:29:42] <amelia> but i will eat some tuna instead brb
39:00 <robot> amelia i am still waitin 4 u 2 get bk
39:00 <TheRiddler> That sounds twice as high
39:00 <amelia> oh gosh
39:00 <robot> goodnight all
39:00 <amelia> godamnit
39:00 <couleurs> bye robet
40:00 <TheRiddler> Woolies here has premade sammies
40:00 <amelia> yuck
40:00 <TheRiddler> They're not that bad
40:00 <couleurs> dare u 2 get 1 and eat it!!!!!
40:00 <couleurs> oh ok
41:00 <native> pretty much all woolworths have them
41:00 <amelia> but why would you go woolies for a pre made sandwich
41:00 <native> they are old
41:00 <native> he would amelia
41:00 <native> because he's a moron
41:00 <amelia> dats like goin red rooster for slow cooked lamb
41:00 <amelia> shut up you scrawny lil runt
41:00 <native> no its actually not like that at all
41:00 <native> but nice try with the comparison 
41:00 <native> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> .
41:00 <amelia> you don't know his rr history so fuck off
42:00 <native> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> Pulled pork from kfc
42:00 <native> hung over again it seems
42:00 <TheRiddler> .
42:00 <TheRiddler> How is that an insult 
42:00 <native> it isnt
43:00 <amelia> he's jus a runt
43:00 <amelia> dropkick his head
43:00 <TheRiddler> Runt of the litter
43:00 <TheRiddler> His mumma was a actual pig
43:00 <native> yes amelia i know it pains you that i weigh less than you
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> yeah and my father was a kiwi
44:00 <native> actually TheRiddler as far as i know i dont have any overweight ppl in my family
44:00 <amelia> you don't but you're still a scrawny piece of shit
44:00 <native> lol i do
44:00 <native> ive seen you
44:00 <TheRiddler> Who said your mum was overweight 
44:00 <native> and i know for a fact regardless you are not below me
44:00 <amelia> no you haven't
44:00 <native> yes i have
45:00 <native> mayo has shown me your pics
45:00 <amelia> no you haven't
45:00 <native> that you post to ppl
45:00 <amelia> no he hasn't
45:00 <native> he has
45:00 <native> lol
45:00 <native> he has 
45:00 <native> he told me about your little fitbit competition too
45:00 <native> you realise he just trolls u
45:00 <amelia> he has not seen my pics
45:00 <native> you think he wants u or something 
45:00 <amelia> you talk shit
45:00 <native> its funny
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHHA
46:00 <TheRiddler> I said your mum squealed when your dad gets to her 
46:00 <native> the losers love to go on about it also
46:00 <amelia> you always talk bout mayo
46:00 <native> he is good reference
46:00 <couleurs> luvin' da goss atm
46:00 <amelia> like people give a fuck bout his opinion
46:00 <native> no ur little pals dont
46:00 <native> lol
46:00 <native> i know that
46:00 <amelia> no one cares i dunno why you use his name
46:00 <native> as they have dealt with his 0wnage of the years
47:00 <TheRiddler> Jerome and mayo might be related 
48:00 <native> well i know that amelia is related to the despos
49:00 <amelia> mayo and i were laffing at your leg n bicep pics
49:00 <amelia> cracked us up
49:00 <TheRiddler> Do they look like knobbly aticks
50:00 <TheRiddler> Sticks 
50:00 <amelia> can you post them again pls
50:00 <native> ill see if i can find them
50:00 <native> pretty sure i still have
50:00 <amelia> thanks hun
51:00 <native> amelia u just say that to try get a rise
51:00 <native> but it doesnt happen
51:00 <native> i have a great body and am in perfect shape
51:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHA
51:00 <amelia> I know babez, it jus made us laff is all
51:00 <native> i dont need to go on rapid weight loss pills
51:00 <native> like your saviour seren
52:00 <amelia> then we had a comp on who could imitate you best
52:00 <native> "i look up to her as a great role model"
52:00 <amelia> mayo won tho
52:00 <native> i know
52:00 <native> he told me about that
52:00 <native> lol
52:00 <amelia> no he didn't
52:00 <native> actually he did
52:00 <amelia> cos i jus made it all up
52:00 <native> u have no idea the shit he tells me
52:00 <amelia> dumb shit
52:00 <Clarkson> johninja how did it feel to fuck her?
52:00 <amelia> hahahahahaha
52:00 <native> amelia getting 0wned again
52:00 <native> but she has no idea
53:00 <amelia> no he tells you nothing, you jus use his name cos you think ppl care
53:00 <native> lol
53:00 <native> think that if u want
53:00 <native> its all part of our plan
53:00 <amelia> ok pal
53:00 <TheRiddler> .
53:00 <Serenity> excuse me dont involve me in your garbage
54:00 <Serenity> ty
54:00 <native> serenity im just saying what she says and does
54:00 <native> nothing personal on you
54:00 <Serenity> i dont care in the slightest
54:00 <native> i think your weight loss is a great thing
54:00 <Serenity> do not mention me or any lies about me
54:00 <native> great inspiration for women
54:00 <native> on austnet
54:00 <Serenity> stop
54:00 <native> what lies?
54:00 <native> oh so you arnt an inspiration
54:00 <amelia> I said i look up to Serenity as a great role model?
54:00 <native> ok sorry
54:00 <Serenity> [7:51pm] <native> i dont need to go on rapid weight loss pills
54:00 <Serenity> [7:52pm] <native> like your saviour seren
54:00 <Serenity> just dont
55:00 <native> dont what?
55:00 <Serenity> talk shit
55:00 <TheRiddler> Compulsive liar 
55:00 <native> im not
55:00 <Serenity> you are
55:00 <native> Serenity post a full body pic right now
55:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <native> exactly
55:00 <native> lol
55:00 <Serenity> exactly what
55:00 <amelia> we're waiting on your pics pliv
55:00 <native> i rest my case
55:00 <Serenity> you have no case you psycho
55:00 <native> i said ill have a look later amelia
55:00 <amelia> show your sexy leg strong again
55:00 <native> psycho?
55:00 <native> i just asked for a full body pic
55:00 <native> how is that psycho?
56:00 <Serenity> yes i told you to stop telling lies and then you say 'exactly' because i wont post you a pic
56:00 <Serenity> you dont make sense
56:00 <native> i make perfect sense
56:00 <Serenity> no you dont
56:00 <native> but for simple minds they do not see through
56:00 <Serenity> everyone here has seen me what is your point
56:00 <amelia> he's had a busy weekend of injecting heroin, give him a break ok
56:00 <native> ive never injected drugs in my life
56:00 <Serenity> come downs must fucking suck hey
56:00 <native> i have a phobia to needles
56:00 <native> what come down?
56:00 <TheRiddler> My legs probably look muscle next to Jerome 
57:00 <native> i havnt had a come down for a long time
57:00 <amelia> ok woah calm down junkie
57:00 <native> ahh back to the junkie talk
57:00 <native> lol
57:00 <amelia> asheh you are arnie compared to pliv
57:00 <native> asheh lol
57:00 <native> one of amelias despos
57:00 <amelia> mayos in there too
57:00 <amelia> he wants me
58:00 <native> thats what mayo doesnt understand the most, your appreciation to the despos
58:00 <amelia> we talk on the phone prob 3x week
58:00 <amelia> did he tell you that too
58:00 <Serenity> just an observation but it seems like jerome might be a lil jelly... he wantsto be one of amelia's despos but he isnt
58:00 <Serenity> naww
58:00 <Serenity> thats a lil cute
58:00 <native> u speak to afew despos off here
58:00 <native> we know that
58:00 <native> Serenity amelia is a loser
58:00 <native> like you are
58:00 <Serenity> nah
58:00 <native> but if i could have 1 pussy on austnet
58:00 <native> it would be Lumeahs
58:00 <native> because i like hairy pussy
59:00 <native> and you guys dont have hairy pussies
59:00 <amelia> one time we spoke for like 2 hrs
59:00 <Serenity> im pre sure Lumeah doesnt want you near her pussy
59:00 <native> ive had austnet sex with Lumeah many times
59:00 <Serenity> you let mayo have your phone number but now dematerialised?
59:00 <Clarkson> Bass`Babe85 is a tranny witout the dick
59:00 <Serenity> thats harsh meelies
59:00 <TheRiddler> What happen to jen's
59:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
59:00 <Serenity> not*
59:00 <TheRiddler> Did it fall off
59:00 <native> jens penis?
59:00 <native> jen has pussy too dirty for me
59:00 <native> i like much cleaner
00:00 <TheRiddler> That's not what you said before 
00:00 <Serenity> i bet her fanny smells like bore water
00:00 <native> TheRiddler jens my gf
00:00 <TheRiddler> .
01:00 <amelia> pliv is boring
02:00 <amelia> (native) i see amelia one of your despos Doodle the loser has decided to land a ban
02:00 <amelia> land a ban
04:00 <Doodle> that was about half an hour overdue
04:00 <TheRiddler> Sailing the good ban
05:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
05:00 <Serenity> im offended he tried to imply im taking weight loss tablets
05:00 <Serenity> rude
09:00 <couleurs> cootos 2 u all
09:00 <TheRiddler> Apparently the Democrats want a PC free Australia 
09:00 <Serenity> well im not buying a fkn apple
09:00 <TheRiddler> Lol 
09:00 <TheRiddler> As in political correctness free
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux i havent been chatting 2nite so can u ban me plz
12:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:00 <Serenity> yes i got that ash lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> Morons everywhere 
12:00 <TheRiddler> Oh phew
13:00 <Serenity> ive got like 12 bottles to fill up n put in the fridge can u go it 4 me ta
13:00 <Serenity> do
16:00 <Picard> gday
17:00 <TheRiddler> 1 leaves 1 enters
18:00 <tobor> hi
18:00 <faux> 22:18] <TropicalStormJim> i wish u'd suck me off
18:00 <tobor> me at the gym http://www.break.com/video/how-personal-trainers-have-fun-3030710
18:00 <Serenity> vomit
18:00 <faux> wish he'd neck himself
18:00 <TheRiddler> Gross
19:00 <Picard> faux gots a live one
19:00 <faux> 22:18] <TropicalStormJim> maybe ride my dick while i watch ur boobs bouce around while u scream how much u fucking love it
19:00 <faux> :(
19:00 <faux> can he not
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> TheRiddler u obese huge headed cunt, hows ya day been
19:00 <Serenity> yuckk why are you making the rest of us suffer too
19:00 <faux> because 
20:00 <tobor> k
20:00 <Serenity> its not fair
20:00 <faux> i dontvwanns be violated alone
20:00 <Serenity> :(
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Picard> make his day, give him what he wants
20:00 <faux> shut your potato mouth
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> That's vegetable abuse faux
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:00 <Picard> TheRiddler hush child, go eat another big mac
22:00 <faux>  vegtabuse
22:00 <TheRiddler> Hehe
22:00 <tobor> ye
24:00 <couleurs> i kinda miss robet, i wonder what he's up to rite now probably charging his battery i guess oh well
24:00 <tobor> lol
24:00 <tobor> surprise colours its me robot
25:00 <couleurs> cootos 2 me
26:00 <faux> looolllll
27:00 <TheRiddler> Energizer or Duracell 
27:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/juTpGyF.gif
27:00 <TheRiddler> Or Eveready 
27:00 <TheRiddler> Or Toshiba 
27:00 <TheRiddler> Or Kodak 
28:00 <couleurs> Or Pepsi
28:00 <TheRiddler> Or that Kmart brand
28:00 <amsy> haha me
28:00 <Lumeah> ac cola
28:00 <tobor> actually im powered by kinetic motion
28:00 <tobor> lucky for ME
31:00 <TheRiddler> So how do you sleep
32:00 <tobor> i go into sleep mode duh lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> Wait are you a wind up robot 
33:00 <tobor> ye
34:00 <TheRiddler> Anyways goodnight 
34:00 <tobor> ok riddler bye
35:00 <couleurs> do you think he was on the toilet all that time...
35:00 <tobor> i dont tend to think about those things actually colours
35:00 <couleurs> Fine.
36:00 <tobor> lol
36:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/IMsoNFr.jpg
36:00 <doctor> i think he was, i think he's always on the toilet
36:00 <tobor> fuck i hate these do gooder people who publish videos online
36:00 <tobor> like if u really wanted to do something good dont gloat about it
37:00 <doctor> they're not really good people, they just like to think they are
37:00 <Picard> i hate everyone
37:00 <doctor> fair call Picard, if I were you I'd hate everyone too
37:00 <tobor> colours r u goin to the pictures to see independence day 2
38:00 <couleurs> they're not good people, they're just making money on youtube
38:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha love the pic
38:00 <tobor> ye
38:00 <Picard> doctor most people are cunts
38:00 <couleurs> maybe i will go to the drive in instead and record it with my new dash cam 
38:00 <tobor> lol
38:00 <tobor> Fine.
39:00 <doctor> when you're a cunt Picard, most people just mirror how they see you
39:00 <Picard> correct
39:00 <Picard> most humans look at you and think, how can this be to my advantage
40:00 <Picard> they are cunts
40:00 <doctor> can't completely remove ourselves from the equation, so no such thing as being completely selfless
41:00 <Picard> correct, again
43:00 <couleurs> :p
45:00 <tobor> i like turtles
45:00 <Picard> make nice soup
50:00 <tobor> ye
52:00 <tobor> ne1 2 chat
52:00 <tobor> ok faux sheesh
53:00 <couleurs> not me i'm busy
53:00 <tobor> ok
54:00 <dematerialised> hello robot i will never leave you
56:00 <tobor> ty demat
57:00 <dematerialised> np
57:00 <dematerialised> ok faux is back im leaving you now
57:00 <dematerialised> sorry robot
58:00 <tobor> oh pl
58:00 <tobor> ok
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <tobor> u said u would never leave
58:00 <dematerialised> i lied
58:00 <tobor> ur about as true 2 ur word as jack at the end of titanic
58:00 <tobor> im glad i didnt let u draw me naked
58:00 <dematerialised> im not a very good drawer anyway
59:00 <dematerialised> it'd just be a stick figure with a dick on it
59:00 <tobor> ehehehheeheheheh
59:00 <faux> me 2
59:00 <faux> my portraits always look like characters from teh hills have eyes
59:00 <dematerialised> fuck my hands are so cold
59:00 <dematerialised> i wouuldnt be able to wank atm i'd shrink-free me cock
59:00 <faux> put em in teh oven
59:00 <faux> or your pockets 
00:00 <dematerialised> my fat pockets
00:00 <dematerialised> thats what you meant
00:00 <dematerialised> wasnt it
00:00 <dematerialised> so insensitive
00:00 <faux> whats a fat pocket
01:00 <dematerialised> its the pockets of fat created when i sit down
01:00 <tobor> i got one hand in my fat pocket
01:00 <couleurs> Picard when he's wearing a raincoat 
01:00 <tobor> the other is hailin a taxi cab
01:00 <dematerialised> and the other one grabbing a white tim tam
02:00 <Serenity> [7:51pm] <native> i dont need to go on rapid weight loss pills
02:00 <Serenity> [7:52pm] <native> like your saviour seren
02:00 <Serenity> wtff
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:00 <Serenity> why is this fkn thing pasting shit today
02:00 <dematerialised> because he's a retard
02:00 <Serenity> thats happened twice now
02:00 <dematerialised> i dont know why he gets tolerated for more than 1 or 2 lines
02:00 <Serenity> noo not what he said my script keeps pasting shit in my clipboard
02:00 <Clarkson> yeah but thats cock on cock actipn and i dont so that
02:00 <dematerialised> oh right
03:00 <Serenity> i tolerated him because i wanted him to explain himself
03:00 <Serenity> but he ended up making less sense
03:00 <dematerialised> are you hoping one day he will change
04:00 <Serenity> all i hope for is that one day he gets sudden realisation of how shit at everything he is
04:00 <Serenity> and that he drowns himself at that realisation
04:00 <tobor> ewww white tim tams blasphemy
04:00 <dematerialised> i also have normal ones
05:00 <Serenity> pineapple once are pre ace
05:00 <dematerialised> both have had four consumed
05:00 <Serenity> i sniffed em
07:00 <dematerialised> also im not surprised meels has convos with mayo
07:00 <dematerialised> she is of a different cut
07:00 <tobor> lol
07:00 <tobor> a different cut
08:00 <dematerialised> going off the nerdhacks logs that bunch win the title of "most desperate for irc pussy" 3 years running
08:00 <dematerialised> thats why they get annoyed when normies start chatting up their girls
09:00 <Serenity> the fact anyone talks to mayo suprises me tbh
10:00 <dematerialised> just telling it how it is robot lol
10:00 <Serenity> jerome told me hes posting that pic of paulie n ant on the quad bike tonight
10:00 <Serenity> im not sure exactly what that will prove
11:00 <Doodle> that he likes men
11:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure he says that every night
11:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure jerome is a pissant
11:00 <Serenity> yeah
11:00 <Serenity> even if he posts it.. umm whats he gonna say LOOOOL LOSERS ON A BIKE
11:00 <Serenity> kay
12:00 <dematerialised> LOL look at this kid having a good time riding a quad LOL!
12:00 <dematerialised> 3xp0s3d
12:00 <tobor> LOL
12:00 <tobor> exposed.
13:00 <couleurs> if you guys ever make fun of me again i'm gonna send rude logs to your husbands ok
13:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
13:00 <tobor> look at this fuckin cat http://imgur.com/gallery/SddLbkr
14:00 <Doodle> sports cars and f1s going up the hill next
14:00 <tobor> <colours> except robot that guys cool
16:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/5gbua7y
20:00 <Serenity> lol @ logs.. one time screws came on saying how he rung my boss and told him all about me... it was some airconditioning place in cannington... ive never worked in canngington
20:00 <Serenity> cannington
20:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:00 <tobor> lol
22:00 <GoldSpade> how dare you laugh at me
22:00 <GoldSpade> :P
24:00 <tobor> ye
24:00 <tobor> goodnight all
26:00 <GoldSpade> oops
27:00 <Serenity> ye oops
27:00 <GoldSpade> heh
27:00 <GoldSpade> :P
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> thnx fantastic faux <3
42:00 <dematerialised> i just wanked to porn that had pulp fiction soundbites in it
42:00 <dematerialised> it was quite an experience
45:00 <Serenity> im wanking to 90's clips of better homes and gardens
47:00 <dematerialised> i don't believe you are being truthful
47:00 <Doodle> i'm bettering my home and garden to clips of 90s porn
47:00 <dematerialised> lol
47:00 <Doodle> shootout is on in about an hour
47:00 <Serenity> well im certainly not taking pics to prove it
48:00 <Serenity> did old mate end up messaging your sister like he promised doodle
48:00 <Doodle> not that i've heard lol
48:00 <Serenity> what a shame
48:00 <Doodle> she would just tell him to stick his head up a dead bears bum
48:00 <Serenity> loll
48:00 <Doodle> its a particularly favourite saying of hers
48:00 <Serenity> i hope he meswsages your mum tbh
48:00 <Serenity> now that would be funny
48:00 <Doodle> rofl
49:00 <Doodle> me sis got videos of pandas
49:00 <Doodle> eeeeee
49:00 <Serenity> cuute
49:00 <Doodle> fat chuibbas
49:00 <Doodle> *chubbas
51:00 <Doodle> f1's going up
51:00 <Kelevra> so's my dick..
52:00 <Doodle> :o
52:00 <Kelevra> =)
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
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