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00:00 <faux> ehe
01:00 <faux> she looks like Rachel talbott
01:00 <Maurice> Lolll
01:00 <faux> john that starry night is amazing 
01:00 <Maurice> I can see how much she looks like her namesake
02:00 <Doodle> haha
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:00 <couleurs> that was a good episode
02:00 <Doodle> the real starry night is amazing
02:00 <faux> oh is it her
02:00 <Doodle> i was like 2 inches from it
02:00 <Doodle> me spit is prolly on it
02:00 <faux> shut up i cant tell
02:00 <Doodle> it looks like garbage up close
03:00 <dematerialised> no
03:00 <dematerialised> the girl is Alison Brie
03:00 <johninja> yeah its cool how they did it on water eh
03:00 <faux> ya most impasto does
03:00 <faux> yeah john its awesome 
04:00 <johninja> next time BP spills oil in our oceans we can just turn it into a cool paintin
04:00 <couleurs> i'd let her brie my cheese if u no wat i mean ;)
04:00 <dematerialised> ;
04:00 <dematerialised> ;)
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> mm cheese
04:00 <couleurs> brita was good 2 tho 
05:00 <Maurice> You should have known who that was faux, she's in Get Hard
05:00 <Maurice> I am disappoint
06:00 <faux> i cant fucking tell who it is ok
06:00 <faux> i am half asleep not wearing my glasses and im focused on her boobs
06:00 <faux> smd
06:00 <dematerialised> mmm boobies
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/8vhp4y3.webm
08:00 <dematerialised> haha that girl gets posted a million times on imgur
09:00 <Doodle> faux can u pls send me nudes
09:00 <Doodle> they always say to ask for something when the other person is tired
10:00 <faux> sure
10:00 <Doodle> thankyou behavioural science
11:00 <DK> what does the mafia and a pussy have in common? one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit 
11:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:00 <Maurice> faux, she was Will Ferrells bitch
13:00 <faux> o ye
13:00 <Doodle> hory shet faux
13:00 <faux> hi
13:00 <Doodle> lol hi
13:00 <Doodle> and hi and hi
13:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> :)
14:00 <Doodle> ehuehuhiehuie
14:00 <couleurs> Busty the Vagine Slayer
14:00 <Doodle> mm
14:00 <faux> ye
17:00 <Doodle> permission to come aboard captain stubing
18:00 <Doodle> i should have probably put a comma in there
18:00 <DK> crowded lifts smell different to midgets 
20:00 <dematerialised> almost time to beat my dick senseless and sleep
20:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/cxorKcK.gifv 
21:00 <johninja> i like how he stays back and pulls the door wider so his fat mate can get out as well
21:00 <johninja> true bro
21:00 <couleurs> that me n u johninja 
21:00 <couleurs> in Afrikka
21:00 <johninja> yeh, if we get loked up
22:00 <couleurs> RiP oscar pisstorious
23:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/J4U9OC5bvR4
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 4 amazing things can be made with a hot glue gun - hot glue hacks Views: 702,123 Uploader: LXG Design Uploaded: Jun 10, 2016 Duration: 6m50s Rating: 2.71
23:00 <faux> lmaooooo
23:00 <faux> the comments
23:00 <faux> my god
25:00 <couleurs> did behhhh make this video
26:00 <faux> loloo
26:00 <faux> lll
26:00 <faux> what even is the last thing
27:00 <johninja> lol 
27:00 <johninja> i'm only up to 2
27:00 <johninja> it looks so shit
27:00 <couleurs> i thought number 2 was going 2 b a pizza :(
27:00 <faux> rofl
27:00 <couleurs> 3
27:00 <couleurs> whoops
27:00 <johninja> probably cheaper just to buy onne
28:00 <faux> read his comments 
28:00 <faux> poor guy
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <couleurs> a plastic spiderweb, cool i've always wanted 1 of those
29:00 <DK> whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? 
29:00 <DK> hockey player showers after 3 periods
29:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeek
30:00 <dematerialised> haha oh dear
31:00 <couleurs> i think number 4 is meant to be a miniture noose, like the real 1 he later used 
31:00 <couleurs> Good Video.
31:00 <faux> lmaooooo
31:00 <Doodle> its obv a dickhole poker
31:00 <faux> hot glue hack.
32:00 <faux> glue a hook to a wall
32:00 <faux> MiND BLoWiNG
32:00 <Doodle> amazen
32:00 <faux> ehe
32:00 <faux> ok time fr bed
32:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> glueing a dick to the wall :p
32:00 <Clarkson> All of Australia is disrepectful to you beehhh, they kicked your fucking ass out of Australia
32:00 <Doodle> nini lovely
32:00 <faux> ninis
32:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
32:00 <faux> :*
32:00 <Doodle> if i had a hot glue gun i;d glue meself 2 u
32:00 <Doodle> o wait i do
32:00 <Doodle> ;)
32:00 <faux> ur so romantic 
33:00 <faux> xox
33:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
33:00 <couleurs> wish he made a hot glue stick out of a hot glue stick
33:00 <faux> lol nini
33:00 <couleurs> that was probably #5
33:00 <Doodle> ninisss
33:00 <johninja> noite
33:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck is this briefcase full of money show
33:00 <johninja> i think he has huffed 2 much glue 2bh
33:00 <johninja> deal or no deal
34:00 <Maurice> 'You're poor so you can keep the money and feel bad or give it to someone else whos also poor and then you've still got nothing'
34:00 <Doodle> sounds shit
34:00 <Doodle> do u even get to meet tony barber
34:00 <Doodle> or baby john burgess
34:00 <Doodle> or rob brough!
35:00 <Maurice> Nope and thats a travesty
35:00 <Doodle> a triple travesty
35:00 <Maurice> A briefcase full of travesty
35:00 <Doodle> maybe thats what its called
35:00 <Maurice> One family lost everyone in the vic fire so they get given 100,000k but have to decide if they keep it or give it to a woman who has lost all 4 limbs
35:00 <johninja> heh Alex Jones is doing an AMA on reddit 
36:00 <Doodle> thats fucked
36:00 <Maurice> I'd keep it and just rename her Bob..
36:00 <Maurice> It really is fucked
36:00 <Doodle> fuck i hate television
36:00 <Doodle> they have even ruined the game shows now
36:00 <Doodle> and that was the only half decent thing left
36:00 <Maurice> Another one was a family and the mother works 2 jobs totalling 80 hours a week vs a baby that needs round the clock care
37:00 <johninja> "you should have quit while you were a head"
37:00 <Doodle> i hope they get complaints
37:00 <Doodle> cos that shit is unethical
37:00 <Maurice> BUT the first woman has a husband and teenage kids? Get off your lazy arses and help out
37:00 <johninja> Guilt Trio
37:00 <johninja> *Trip
38:00 <Maurice> I wont be watching it, I got all this just from the ads
38:00 <couleurs> is this a game show or the new saw sequel idgi
38:00 <Doodle> i go back to my first comment
38:00 <Doodle> sounds shit
39:00 <Doodle> with a capital SH
39:00 <couleurs> agreed
39:00 <couleurs> bring back deal or no deal that's got like 24 hot chicks
39:00 <couleurs> at once!!!!!!!
39:00 <Doodle> haha
39:00 <johninja> Animal Welfare Institute Report: Norway is now the world’s leading whaling nation, killing more whales in the past two years than Japan and Iceland combined.
39:00 <Maurice> Oh what do you know, it started in America
39:00 <johninja> Nice one amsy
39:00 <Doodle> ofc
40:00 <Doodle> bring back adriana xenides before she turned into cruella deville
40:00 <couleurs> lol
40:00 <Maurice> The Briefcase is an American reality TV series created by Dave Broome that premiered on CBS on May 27, 2015.[1][2] In each episode, two American families undergoing financial hardship are each given a briefcase containing $101,000, and must decide whether to keep all the money for themselves or give some or all of it to the other family. Over the course of 72 hours, each family learns about the other and makes the decision, without knowing that the other fa
40:00 <Maurice> I always wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune
40:00 <Maurice> I want to have my face in a circle while I buy tvs and vacuums
40:00 <Doodle> wtf share the money
41:00 <Doodle> i'd give them bus fare and tell them to fuck off of my new golf course
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <Doodle> and i dont even like golf
41:00 <dematerialised> $100000 is a pretty solid deposit on a house
41:00 <dematerialised> fuck the family
41:00 <Maurice> Lol it had 6 eps then was cancelled
41:00 <Doodle> also
41:00 <Maurice> So good old Aus decides to recreate the show
41:00 <Doodle> [00:40] <Maurice> I want to have my face in a circle while I buy tvs and vacuums
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> dat music
42:00 <Maurice> Tell me thats not your dream too
42:00 <couleurs> that was the best bit, i forgot about it
42:00 <Maurice> 'You have $50 left' 'I'd like that tupperware bowl thanks Baby John'
42:00 <Doodle> i long to be next to baby john, purchasing goods in a dreamy vaseline haze
42:00 <Maurice> I'd imagine me being short would fall over the rail whilst trying to spin the wheel
43:00 <Maurice> I might need you under me to boost my height, Doodle
43:00 <Doodle> hot
43:00 <couleurs> I'll take the Ashwood Beech Soft Close Toilet Seat Burgo.
43:00 <couleurs> bloodey rippa
43:00 <Doodle> loooooool
43:00 <Maurice> Wylie gave away $25,000 and Bailey-Stewart gave away $99,600
43:00 <Maurice> That Wylie family were made to look like big jerks
43:00 <Doodle> i'll have a d for kate thx baby john
43:00 <Maurice> LOL
44:00 <Doodle> ehehee
44:00 <couleurs> lol
48:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
48:00 <dematerialised> goodbye my lover
49:00 <Doodle> here u go couleurs
49:00 <couleurs> ah, the male adele
49:00 <Doodle> http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-loses-nearly-half-its-viewers-as-ratings-fall-to-lowest-in-13-years-a7079506.html
49:00 <couleurs> heck yeas
49:00 <Maurice> They seem surprised that that happened
49:00 <Doodle> chris evans has a great head for radio, shame he didnt stay there
49:00 <johninja> [NSW Australia] My wife and I conceived a child through IVF, the baby came out black and the IVF clinic is telling us that they might have given us another couple's fertilised egg
49:00 <Doodle> ugly cunt
50:00 <Maurice> Everytime I read his name I think it's Captain America
50:00 <couleurs> they're going to cut him out of the show now because they realised everyone hates him
50:00 <Doodle> ye
50:00 <couleurs> ep3 they had chris harris do an actual car thing
50:00 <Doodle> i get the opposite Maurice
50:00 <Maurice> Everyone hated him doing the show before it even aired
50:00 <Doodle> i think of that ginger twat
50:00 <Clarkson> ^_^ so just samples and shit yeh?
50:00 <Maurice> They should have listened to the internet
51:00 <couleurs> fatt leblanc is so boring, he's def on xanax
51:00 <Maurice> OH DOODLE
51:00 <Maurice> On the cat page someone posted this and it reminded me of you and your pussy
51:00 <Maurice> 'When you're driving home from work and a cat walks out into the middle of the road. You slam on your breaks only to find that the cat sitting on the road staring at you is actually your own cat.'
52:00 <Doodle> lol fucking hell
52:00 <Clarkson> it's fucking awkward
52:00 <Doodle> that fucker
52:00 <Clarkson> why the fuck are you ircing while taking a shit
52:00 <Maurice> I was like 'where did I see this before?' then remembered lol
52:00 <Doodle> also
52:00 <Doodle> 2 of me fave lines from bottom live
52:00 <Doodle> 'who plays me, its not that ginger haired CUNT is it?'
52:00 <Doodle> 'no no, its not chris evans'
52:00 <Maurice> Lol
52:00 <couleurs> how did u no Clarkson u fucken terminators
52:00 <Clarkson> sings songs about punching his mum in the cunt
53:00 <couleurs> hopefully it gets axed after the rest of the eps air 
53:00 <Doodle> i think clarkson may and hammond should get a new stig and call it oisin, after the producer jeremy punched
53:00 <Clarkson> online dating, fucking homos
53:00 <Doodle> and beat it up every week
54:00 <Maurice> Whats happening with their new show anyways
54:00 <Doodle> they started filming i think
54:00 <Doodle> its called the grand tour or GT
54:00 <Doodle> they travel around in a big tent and film it in different cities
55:00 <Doodle> thats about all i know
55:00 <Doodle> i'll know more once its available for pirating
55:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty intents
55:00 <Doodle> ehehee
55:00 <Doodle> 3 in tents
56:00 <TheRiddler> welp
56:00 <TheRiddler> tried to kill a mammoth
56:00 <Doodle> just use tinder dude
06:00 <Serenity> tinder dude
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <beehhh> we have been protected by ufo all those years
01:00 <TheRiddler> they're showing off the new zelda
16:00 <TheRiddler> this game is more rpg than previous games
17:00 <TheRiddler> you now collect weapons and gear and everything has durability
17:00 <TheRiddler> also you eat food for regaining health
17:00 <TheRiddler> instead of collecting hearts
19:00 <dematerialised> fuck me harder
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok have u got a condom
50:00 <faux> ugh
28:00 <Floss> Morning
31:00 <Floss> No sleep for floss
16:00 <faux> test
23:00 <nubby> testies
26:00 <faux> 1 2
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey mew nice tits
48:00 <Mew> thanks TSJ xx
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> would you and fantastic faux consider an artistic 3-some with me, while i have a mural of our love painted on the side of my ford e-series van?
49:00 <Mew> at the same time?
49:00 <Mew> thats a bit distracting
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> im hung like a black man so you'll be ok
52:00 <Mew> you could be hung like a black pepper grinder and it wouldnt be an issue
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> wait wot
58:00 <Mew> http://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarket/source/12987_XXX_v1.tif&wid=2000&cvt=jpeg
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes but the rattle and the flakes of pepper
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> awkward
09:00 <Mew> live a little
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> what is a peppered dick, anyway?
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> spanish or something?
23:00 <Mew> find out
10:00 <faux> Mew have you been holding out on me
23:00 <Mew> you know you dont have to ask if you want the pepper grinder
23:00 <Mew> whats mine is yours
29:00 <faux> TropicalStormJim told me u showed him ur box
29:00 <faux> where's my bloody pix
29:00 <faux> whip it out
37:00 <Mew> asif
37:00 <Mew> thats not darcy
38:00 <faux> nah its taco
39:00 <Mew> yeah one a dem
39:00 <faux> regardless 
39:00 <faux> pix pls
39:00 <faux> wtf how is almost 3
39:00 <faux> i should have lunch
39:00 <faux> brb
39:00 <faux> pix upon return rt
39:00 <faux> ty*
55:00 <Floss> I might have toast for lunch
58:00 <faux> i just made an omelette
58:00 <faux> well
58:00 <faux> some scrambled eggs with shit mixed in
58:00 <Clarkson> you fat shit
58:00 <faux> cos i fail at flipping
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <faux> f u clarkson
58:00 <Clarkson> i used to fuk like a hound dogg
00:00 <Floss> What is it with you and spewing random shit out clarkson
00:00 <Clarkson> Since when did the size of someones dick have anything to do with knocking a bitch up?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkson has the best one liners
17:00 <Clarkson> and it was a fucking falling star
26:00 <Mew> doodle box
26:00 <Serenity> errrrrrr
26:00 <Serenity> coffee..
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> hi Mewbic hair
26:00 <Mew> wassup
26:00 <Serenity> mew your bfs son is on big brother UK
26:00 <Doodle> not much
27:00 <Doodle> think my campaign for uni is going to be illegal
27:00 <Mew> who what
27:00 <Doodle> stupid graffiti laws
27:00 <Serenity> marco pierre whites son
27:00 <Mew> oh my god he has a son
27:00 <Serenity> yeah he has face tats
27:00 <Mew> of course he does 
28:00 <Mew> he probably has a gnarly heroin addiction or some shit too 
28:00 <Clarkson> serenity, he put shit on Australia, dear
28:00 <Serenity> oh
28:00 <Serenity> im only on the first ep mew but he seems like a bit of a fuckwit
29:00 <Serenity> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/17/02/323AEC9D00000578-0-image-m-25_1458180377161.jpg
31:00 <Doodle> lol council are telling me i need a permit to write on a footpath in chalk
31:00 <Mew> he looks hipster af
31:00 <Mew> im watching wentworth and ive only got 2 eps left 
31:00 <Mew> then i might just neck myself
32:00 <Serenity> oh please Doodle just do it like every 6 year old in the country ever
32:00 <Doodle> lmao
33:00 <Doodle> its free but i still need to get one lol
33:00 <Doodle> 'to ascertain whether it would be a public hindrance'
34:00 <Serenity> oh pff
35:00 <Doodle> $145 for commercial purposes lol
36:00 <Floss> Pfft you should've seen out crosswalk in town
36:00 <Floss> Some gays covered it in rainbow vhalk
36:00 <Clarkson> renee, just fuck off bitch
37:00 <Serenity> its floss Clarkson not renee
37:00 <Clarkson> im a slut with a chicken in a caaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
37:00 <Doodle> yeah but i want to write a url so its not exactly anonymous
37:00 <Floss> That was at least a month ago, it's still there
37:00 <Doodle> i have to be accountable for it so i will need a permit if i do it
37:00 <Doodle> but i might think of a different way to promote it
37:00 <Floss> Ugh the world is fucked
37:00 <Doodle> that doesnt involve the council
37:00 <Floss> What are you promoting?
38:00 <Serenity> his knob
38:00 <Doodle> just some stuff for my uni assessment
38:00 <Floss> Lol serenity
38:00 <Floss> Oh cool
38:00 <Doodle> i dont need to promote my knob sezz
38:00 <Doodle> word of mouth has that coverec
38:00 <Doodle> covered
38:00 <Serenity> :o
38:00 <Floss> I'm thinking of doing the government services course
39:00 <Doodle> i can teach u everything u need to know about working for govt
39:00 <Doodle> blame others, go unnoticed if u can
39:00 <Doodle> do nothing
39:00 <Floss> I worked for the government for 2 yrs
39:00 <Floss> I'd like to do some work in dcp
39:00 <Mew> do posters with little tickets on the bottom like clickbait for real life
39:00 <Floss> Like actually help
39:00 <Doodle> maybe Mew
39:00 <Doodle> whats dcp
39:00 <Doodle> is that state govt
40:00 <Floss> Dept child services
40:00 <Doodle> o ye
40:00 <Serenity> dcp here
41:00 <Serenity> i think wa the only one who havent switched to dhs
41:00 <Mew> double corn penetration
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> ye i was gonna say i thought it was dhs nationally
41:00 <Serenity> not here
41:00 <Doodle> maybe in 2 hours when u catch up
41:00 <Doodle> :P
42:00 <benlesnick> ya whoah did ehp did eh woh did
42:00 <Mew> oooooo
42:00 <Serenity> kay
42:00 <Mew> shots fired
42:00 <Doodle> pew peww
42:00 <Floss> Or the women's shelter but I'm not sure if that's gov
42:00 <Serenity> doubt it
43:00 <Doodle> ye do it, then u and katatonic_kate can hook me up with lots of chicks
43:00 <TheRon> has student been arrested for that shooting in america yet?
43:00 <Serenity> i didnt know you were into homeless junkies doodle
43:00 <Doodle> only the hot ones
44:00 <Mew> they'd be the most interesting
44:00 <Mew> you dont see many hot n homeless 
45:00 <Mew> she'd be like "mmmmmmm.. I eat couch cushion fluff"
45:00 <Mew> there it is
45:00 <Doodle> could be worse
45:00 <Doodle> she could eat puppies
45:00 <Mew> could be cat hair
45:00 <Doodle> i eat cat hair
45:00 <Mew> i dont think a puppy eater would be hot though
45:00 <Doodle> everyone who owns a cat eats cat hair
45:00 <Floss> D:
46:00 <Doodle> depends on how she eats the puppies i spose
46:00 <Doodle> if its erotically she might be in
46:00 <Mew> she'd have to have excellent oral hygiene
46:00 <Mew> shes homeless though so no bathroom or chopping board and oven 
46:00 <Floss> sammiches
46:00 <Mew> raw puppy and no eclipse mints
46:00 <Doodle> :/
46:00 <Doodle> fine
46:00 <Doodle> ruin my fantasy
46:00 <Floss> mew stahpp!!!
46:00 <Mew> you want a cushion hottie
47:00 <Doodle> 4eva lone
47:00 <Doodle> a
47:00 <Mew> im sure you can spare a bit of couch
47:00 <Doodle> i have 2 spare couches i need to get rid of
47:00 <Floss> my bed belongs to me dammit
47:00 <Floss> it pisses me off that i have to share now
47:00 <Floss> i want my own bedroom
47:00 <TheRon> floss who is ghe?
47:00 <Mew> you dont -have- to
47:00 <benlesnick> hello my name is ben
48:00 <Floss> lol mew
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rapture - No Sex for Ben.mp3 (8.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:15)
48:00 <Floss> ben get out
48:00 <Mew> ye
48:00 <Floss> his blonde hair
49:00 <Floss> it mustve been sooo dead
49:00 <Mew> it was a beautiful contrast to his chocolate exterior 
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Doodle> like top deck
49:00 <Floss> i like making people like that on the sims
49:00 <Mew> THATS IT
49:00 <Mew> I wanted to eat him
49:00 <Floss> huge black women with blonde hair
49:00 <Doodle> haha
49:00 <benlesnick> i like chocolate
49:00 <benlesnick> and noodles
49:00 <Floss> they live on a lot that i make into a park with a park bench
49:00 <Floss> and they have to dumpster dive
50:00 <Floss> and they beat the shit out of any doo gooder neighbours that come round
50:00 <Clarkson> oh good shit
50:00 <Floss> i called her ShaNiqua
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Floss> she adopted any cat that would wander over
50:00 <Mew> thats an unnecessary capital letter
51:00 <Mew> so thug
51:00 <Floss> yerp
51:00 <Floss> she would just go on the swings and cryy
51:00 <Doodle> she sounds a lot like me
51:00 <Floss> lol i know right me too
51:00 <benlesnick> hi guys anyone like chinese food?
51:00 <Floss> i cant wait to use the new swings at the park
51:00 <Mew> poor ShaNiqua, DaQuan aint come delivered her a length l8ly
51:00 <Mew> she sad
52:00 <Floss> bahaha
52:00 <Floss> gommint cane n took mah mayybehh
52:00 <Floss> baybeh rather
55:00 <Doodle> alright this permit application is ridic
55:00 <Doodle> $10m public liability insurance for writing on a footpath
55:00 <benlesnick> i got chocolate
55:00 <benlesnick> and candy
57:00 <Doodle> ehehee
59:00 <faux> every year for my friends fiances birthday she designs this huge happy birthday drawing on the ground in chalk
59:00 <faux> without permits.
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <faux> are you actually going to apply for one
59:00 <Doodle> dunno
59:00 <faux> seems like so much effort 
59:00 <Doodle> i only have to fill out a form
00:00 <faux> is it free
00:00 <Doodle> yeah cos its non commercial
00:00 <faux> oh ok thats alright then 
00:00 <Doodle> i'll try to come up with something better though
01:00 <Serenity> rofl you're such a goodie goodie robert. literally no one on the face of the earth ever has looked into a permit to draw on a footpath
01:00 <Serenity> ily
01:00 <Doodle> yes they have
01:00 <Doodle> if u draw on a footpath in melb you'll be fined
02:00 <Serenity> ye other people like you haha
02:00 <Serenity> its refreshing
02:00 <faux> lol i read that as draw with toothpaste 
02:00 <Doodle> i have to abide by all the laws
02:00 <faux> mm minty advertisements 
02:00 <Doodle> its part of my assessment
02:00 <Doodle> legislation and ethics etc
02:00 <Serenity> cause theres heaps of efix in law
04:00 <Doodle> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/toddlers-breaching-graffiti-act-with-chalk-drawing-outside-cafe-20110323-1c6cx.html
04:00 <TheRon> 420 yet?
04:00 <Doodle> no 420 for me today
04:00 <Serenity> TheRon reminds of me of the step dad on that ew skit on jimmy fallon
04:00 <Serenity> always trying to be cool but seriously isnt
04:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
05:00 <Serenity> Sorry your page was not found ...
05:00 <TheRon> i have no idea what you're talking about
05:00 <Serenity> but they got upset about kids writing on the footpath? is there nothing better for them to do over there haha
05:00 <Mew> ever since bloody rainbow sheep
06:00 <Doodle> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/outer-east/no-maccas-in-tecoma-man-will-face-no-penalty-for-writing-in-chalk-on-the-pavement-outside-the-controversial-store/news-story/0739da2e90b67e23b10d050565af7ac5
06:00 <Serenity> i mean if they were out there with some tins of fiddly bits ok but its chalk.. it washes away in the rain
06:00 <Doodle> its against graffiti laws unless otherwise permitted
06:00 <Doodle> graffiti is defined as something that cant be removed with a dry cloth
06:00 <Doodle> ie chalk
07:00 <Mew> whats the site about?
07:00 <Serenity> gay
07:00 <Doodle> its just a fb page to raise awareness about something
08:00 <Serenity> your knob?
08:00 <Serenity> oh wait.. we went through that
08:00 <Mew> i reckon poster up cowboy
08:00 <Mew> missing missy
08:00 <Doodle> bill posting is illegal too
09:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i see your point
09:00 <Doodle> you cant stick posters on public property
09:00 <Mew> what about boards at the supermarket and stuff
09:00 <faux> why doesnt Ms White put a bloody chalkboard out there
09:00 <faux> or get a permit. lol
09:00 <faux> its a business 
09:00 <Doodle> who
09:00 <faux> the chick in the article
09:00 <faux> lollllllll
10:00 <faux> the one letting kids draw on the footpath
10:00 <Doodle> cos she is being difficult
10:00 <faux> ye
10:00 <Floss> im farting a lot
10:00 <Mew> shes probably going through menopause
10:00 <Crispy> morning
10:00 <Doodle> i dont want controversy just effective promotion
10:00 <faux> give em paper and chalk in the restaurant
10:00 <faux> jeez lady
10:00 <Floss> omg they smell
11:00 <Serenity> menopausal women are frightening
11:00 <faux> speaking of
11:00 <faux> i needa call me mum back
11:00 <Floss> they are happy and angry
11:00 <Serenity> i dont remember happy just mum being terrifying
11:00 <Mew> my mum is in peri still
11:00 <Mew> its been like 5 years
12:00 <Doodle> my mum had her womb destroyed after i was born
12:00 <Mew> if anyone wants to say a prayer for me go ahead
12:00 <Floss> i dont care where mine is
12:00 <Floss> shes a narcissistic cunt
12:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew! 
12:00 <Mew> i think peri is before theyve had no period for 12 months
12:00 <Doodle> the scorched earth approach
12:00 <Floss> its been 2 years since ive seen any of those assholes
12:00 <Mew> but go like 9 months then 6 months between cycles
12:00 <Clarkson> so if one cunt keeps it up we are all banned?
12:00 <Doodle> yes clarky
12:00 <Clarkson> or some such crap
13:00 <Mew> after the 12 months it becomes menopause
13:00 <Floss> menoeaze
13:00 <Floss> i should clean the house
16:00 <Mew> gday Skirmish
19:00 <Skirmish> How are you and the pirate Mew? 
20:00 <Mew> good thx
22:00 <Skirmish> How big is your spawn now? 
22:00 <Skirmish> Nearly pre school? 
24:00 <Serenity> im pre sure my legs about to fall off
01:00 <faux> peeweeee
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> r u makin fun of me dick
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> fantastic faux
02:00 <faux> yes
02:00 <Skirmish> NSW TAFE are a bit dodgy. Sent an email last year enquiring about a short course, never enrolled. Now I am getting overdue fee emails about it. 
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> slut it will fuk u
03:00 <faux> ok
03:00 <faux> are you still studying skirmish
04:00 <Skirmish> Yep. 
05:00 <Skirmish> By the time I finish I think I will get bored on my days off. 
06:00 <Floss> what you studying skirmish?
07:00 <Skirmish> Risk Management and Project Management
09:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/PvrOxMK.jpg
10:00 <Floss> cool
11:00 <Floss> what sort of work does that set you up for like ohs type stuff?
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> i didnt no udemy offered courses like that
15:00 <Skirmish> Both are related to the work I do now Floss. 
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> still a security guard at coles?
16:00 <Skirmish> I imagine that they would be beneficial in any type of work where forward planning is required. 
16:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim: Absolutely. Helping keep those prices down. 
16:00 <Floss> what sort of work do you do now?
17:00 <Skirmish> customs. 
17:00 <Floss> oh awesome
17:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmmmm cavity searches :D
17:00 <Floss> i salute you sir
17:00 <Skirmish> lol mew
18:00 <Mew> has anyone played quizup
18:00 <Mew> its so addictive
18:00 <Skirmish> TropicalStormJim: I have found Udemy to be quite useful. I know a lot more about excel now than I ever have before. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Never heard of it. wot iz it. 
19:00 <Floss> i still want to study but i feel like i work too much
19:00 <Floss> but if i scale down on work the time gets filled with other things
19:00 <Doodle> like COCK
19:00 <Floss> exactly
20:00 <Mew> its quizzes for everything ever that you can play live against your friends
20:00 <Skirmish> I find it difficult to juggle at times. 
20:00 <Floss> would you like to come over and, ahem, fill my time
20:00 <Doodle> eheheee
20:00 <Skirmish> Ethan would like that. Will have to get it. 
21:00 <Floss> i understand that you have to make priorities and whatnow but i have a few priorities already
21:00 <Floss> whatnot*
21:00 <Floss> oh great fennec fox is here
21:00 <Mew> not 4 long
22:00 <Floss> in my head he is a skinny indian dude
22:00 <Floss> with big eyes
22:00 <Mew> you're thinking of Student
22:00 <Floss> LOL 
22:00 <Floss> [15:21] <Fennec_Fox> a/s/l
22:00 <Floss> ffs
22:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Skirmish> Yeah when my nick was Moist yesterday they were trying to get in my pants too. 
23:00 <Mew> that really says something about the person
23:00 <MenstrualClot> i wonder
23:00 <Floss> [15:22] <Floss> i cant even have to do what more than even like
23:00 <Floss> [15:23] <Fennec_Fox> huh?
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, yea udemy taught me how to claim centrelink
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> pretty good isnt it
25:00 <Skirmish> You're not using it correctly then. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you could use udemy to create a course where you explain how to fix austnet? 
29:00 <Skirmish> See if lwax would take it? 
31:00 <TheRon> moist is a great word
31:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people don't like it TheRon. My wife included. 
31:00 <TheRon> they need to harden the f@#$ up
32:00 <MenstrualClot> tru dat
36:00 <MenstrualClot> 3/
37:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13315506_10154204120213866_324086912662935619_n.jpg?oh=88cbcb2a3e056983f4051e6459577076&oe=57C0E753
38:00 <MenstrualClot> lol
39:00 <TheRon> we're the kids in america
52:00 <faux> ff
52:00 <faux> s
52:00 <TheRon> private eyes, they're watching you
52:00 <faux> wish the rain would stop dirtying my windows
54:00 <Rick_> 11c 99% humidity here so rain is a good posibility
54:00 <TheRon> rick james?
55:00 <Rick_> had that kind of money i wouldn't be on irc 
55:00 <TheRon> yes?
56:00 <Rick_> na rick ashley
56:00 <Rick_> *astley
57:00 <faux> im starving whos cookin dinner
58:00 <Rick_> kfc 
58:00 <TheRon> lemon and herb crusted chicken breast with mash carrot and beans
58:00 <faux> nom
59:00 <faux> im making chicken too
59:00 <faux> w  oregano and sesame seeeeeds
59:00 <faux> and eggplant salad 
59:00 <faux> mmmmm
59:00 <faux> so hungry
59:00 <TheRon> cook some bacon
59:00 <faux> no
00:00 <TheRon> good for ya
00:00 <Rick_> i want to give turduken a go 
01:00 <Rick_> turkey stuffed with a duck suffed with a chook
01:00 <dematerialised> good evening homos
01:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way
02:00 <faux> GO YOUR OWN WAAYYY
02:00 <TheRon> i found that hard on guitar hero
03:00 <TheRon> yeah i can't play it for shit
04:00 <faux> i have a pain under me boob
04:00 <faux> its weird
04:00 <faux> i wonder if i slept funny
04:00 <faux> its top of me rib
04:00 <TheRon> can i check it?
04:00 <faux> stop that
04:00 <faux> no
04:00 <faux> god you guys are pervs
05:00 <faux> now show me ur butts
05:00 <TheRon> i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look for ya
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <TheRon> you say perv like it's a bad thing
05:00 <faux> mm
06:00 <TheRon> women tend to judge other women's bodies, men just go whoa naked!
06:00 <dematerialised> you've already seen me butt
07:00 <dematerialised> don't be greedy
08:00 <faux> pfft
08:00 <TheRon> i don't like cricket oh no
08:00 <faux> one is never enough
08:00 <TheRon> i love it!
11:00 <TheRon> faux are you gonna be spending late nights watching wimbeldon and th etour de france?
14:00 <faux> no
14:00 <Serenity> turk turkleton
15:00 <faux> i enjoy watching tennis but nt enougk to lose sleep over it
15:00 <TheRon> cycling?
15:00 <faux> no ty
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> doesnt interesting me
15:00 <faux> its seems so repetitive it gives me anxiety 
15:00 <TheRon> the scenery of france?
15:00 <faux> repetition gives me major anxiety like in songs or if someone in a movie keeps taking a sip from a cup or something over and over
16:00 <faux> nrovosnelsbdochc
16:00 <faux> uh
16:00 <TheRon> that soccer song "it's coming home" would really get to you
16:00 <faux> yeah like you know around the world
16:00 <faux> by daft punk
16:00 <faux> that song kills me
17:00 <Serenity> wow serious
17:00 <TheRon> the storm having multiple sets of 6?
17:00 <faux> me?
17:00 <faux> lol TheRon 
17:00 <Serenity> does electronic music in general make you feel anxious?
17:00 <Serenity> ye u
18:00 <faux> ummm
18:00 <faux> not necessarily an entire genre of music but like
18:00 <Serenity> or is it the words more than the sounds
18:00 <faux> specific songs like if a song starts off with a continuous  beat and no lyrics
18:00 <faux> for like a minute
18:00 <faux> im like can u stoppppp
18:00 <cita> Serenity: Taylor Swift makes me nauseous IME
19:00 <faux> it just loops and really gets to me
19:00 <Serenity> thats so interesting
19:00 <faux> also words like that around the world is one i can think of rn
19:00 <Serenity> i love hearing about things like this
19:00 <faux> its just over and over and im like stoppp 
19:00 <faux> it goes from anger to anxiety lol
20:00 <faux> you know drunks in movies
20:00 <faux> that continue takin a sip
20:00 <faux> from a drink
20:00 <Serenity> yeah
20:00 <faux> over and over.
20:00 <faux> that kills me
20:00 <faux> i cant wait til its over 
20:00 <Serenity> wow
20:00 <faux> :/
20:00 <dematerialised> there's no knowing where we're going
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> or which way the rivers flowing
21:00 <Serenity> I have things like that but mines visual stuff like holes.. and clusters of certain things.. repetative patterns
21:00 <faux> thats why i wanna kill the kids downstairs sometimes when they keep saying
21:00 <Serenity> etc
21:00 <faux> MUMM MUMM MUMMM MUMMMMMMM
21:00 <faux> thatd annoy anyone butit really kills me
21:00 <faux> oh yeah
21:00 <faux> i know a few people that cant look at clusters of holes
21:00 <faux> trypophobia? or something
21:00 <Serenity> like that fucking gif of that chick with those googly eyes all over her face
21:00 <Serenity> it makes me want to die
22:00 <Serenity> yep that i have it
22:00 <faux> idk how to spell it
22:00 <Serenity> its fucking horrid
22:00 <Clarkson> i was a dick
22:00 <faux> lolll omg 
22:00 <faux> that makes me feel uncomfy too
22:00 <faux> but not anxious
22:00 <dematerialised> my only fear is that i will die doing something embarrasing, like having sex with an octopus
22:00 <faux> mmm
22:00 <faux> i want baby octopus
22:00 <Serenity> friend posted it on fb the other day and i literally shuddered and wanted to vomit
22:00 <Serenity> its awful
23:00 <faux> eeep
23:00 <TheRon> because your kiss on my list
23:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/WX1WTXt.jpg
23:00 <faux> yeah my friends the same she cant look at circles
23:00 <faux> it makes her throw up
23:00 <dematerialised> my weight loss progress
23:00 <nubbymcnu> https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/myles-e1457789200104.jpg?w=620&h=647&crop=1
23:00 <faux> lol shane
23:00 <TheRon> anyone wanna hear about my weight gain progress?
23:00 <dematerialised> yes
24:00 <TheRon> better than expected
24:00 <dematerialised> good to hear
24:00 <faux> lol that guy has cute hair
24:00 <Serenity> i want a cheese kransky
24:00 <faux> a what now
24:00 <TheRon> mmmmm fattening
24:00 <Serenity> cheese sausage
24:00 <Serenity> hnngg
24:00 <dematerialised> yes please
25:00 <Serenity> you can buy em from the deli at coles and they are amazing
25:00 <Serenity> but i cant eat em atm
25:00 <dematerialised> except i would have to order from the fisho and they take fuckign two hours to deliver
25:00 <faux> do u cook em
25:00 <faux> or like
26:00 <faux> r they like cabanossi
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <Serenity> you cook em
26:00 <dematerialised> nah they come cooked/you coko em
26:00 <faux> ooo
26:00 <Serenity> paul did some in the oven the other week they are yum
26:00 <faux> does the cheese go melty
26:00 <dematerialised> yes
26:00 <Serenity> you basically just warm em up
26:00 <dematerialised> it melts into the sausage
26:00 <faux> oh yummm
26:00 <faux> want
26:00 <dematerialised> its like sex
26:00 <Serenity> yess its all melty and amazing
26:00 <Clarkson> Moth in me boobs
26:00 <dematerialised> messy sexy
26:00 <dematerialised> in your mouth
26:00 <faux> i havent had sausages in a while
26:00 <faux> should buy some
26:00 <Serenity> some fish n chip places do battered ones
26:00 <Serenity> and they are even more amazing
26:00 <faux> golly
27:00 <faux> my insides are shivering
27:00 <nubbymcnu> Serenity loves the battered sav
27:00 <Serenity> my gallbladder is like.. dont. even. think. about. it.
27:00 <Serenity> cunt.
27:00 <dematerialised> im gay for cheese sausages
27:00 <faux> i should put more clothes on
27:00 <faux> I'm jus wearing me year 12 jersey and thigh high socks
27:00 <faux> my butt is frozen  solid
28:00 <dematerialised> lol
28:00 <faux> icicle butt 
28:00 <dematerialised> i just spent 2 hours cleaning the car and setting up me phone to do automatic car stuff
28:00 <dematerialised> so im all warm
28:00 <faux> these socks are the best sez u shohld grt some
28:00 <faux> cos i hate pangs
28:00 <faux> pants
28:00 <faux> by they still warm ur legs at home
28:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> i got like 4082 pairs off ebay for like $5
29:00 <dematerialised> i have made it so an indian lady asks me where im going whenever i start the car
29:00 <faux> some have cute kitties above the knee
29:00 <dematerialised> its pretty great
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <faux> HELLO DESTINATION PLEEZ
29:00 <faux> ok you cant hear my accent
29:00 <faux> nvm
29:00 <dematerialised> haha
29:00 <dematerialised> record it for me and i will make that the voice
29:00 <faux> lmao ni
29:00 <faux> no
30:00 <dematerialised> party pooper
30:00 <faux> ill do me chez voice
30:00 <faux> HAHA
30:00 <faux> ok
30:00 <faux> sent
30:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart
30:00 <dematerialised> *goes and gets phone*
31:00 <dematerialised> double win! faux's chez voice and an email from work saying i have a payrise
31:00 <dematerialised> :D
31:00 <faux> lolll
31:00 <dematerialised> haahha
31:00 <dematerialised> that is so awesome
31:00 <faux> theyre paying u for enduring that shit voice
31:00 <dematerialised> that's a pretty solid chezza
32:00 <faux> you poor thing. heres more money. fix your bleeding ears.
32:00 <dematerialised> ok how do i save sounds in this app thing
32:00 <faux> ye ive mastered chez singingto doodle 
32:00 <faux> you dont
32:00 <faux> pls dont
32:00 <faux> loll
33:00 <dematerialised> i will figure it out
34:00 <faux> android?
34:00 <dematerialised> ye
34:00 <faux> click the paper clip
34:00 <faux> and click save to drive
34:00 <faux> oops
34:00 <faux> hold doen the recordingfirst
34:00 <faux> then click the share button
34:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <dematerialised> oic
34:00 <faux> i am gud explainer
35:00 <faux> ok i must go finish cookin before i die
35:00 <faux> bbs
36:00 <dematerialised> i was doing my best george voice
36:00 <TheRon> the summer of george?
36:00 <faux> sgarn on ne grls 1nr chat
36:00 <Serenity> link 2 sox plz
39:00 <dematerialised> tearing down the wall
39:00 <dematerialised> !
42:00 <Serenity> if got a pretty deep graze/cut type dealio on my leg from a motorised scooter and now my leg is aching i wish it would fuck off
43:00 <TheRon> scooters are worst
43:00 <TheRon> i saw one trying to beat traffic in castlemaine
43:00 <dematerialised> why were you on a scooter first of all
44:00 <Serenity> because it has an engine and they are fun
44:00 <Serenity> not a moped or anything that looks like one
44:00 <TheRon> scooter or gopher?
44:00 <Serenity> neither
44:00 <Serenity> its a scooter like a kids scooter with an engine
44:00 <dematerialised> i know what she's talking about
44:00 <dematerialised> ^
44:00 <dematerialised> basically a deadly weapon
45:00 <Serenity> its the best fun
45:00 <TheRon> come on baby make it hurt so good
45:00 <dematerialised> im so excited for tomorrow
45:00 <dematerialised> im literally about to get 6 months of backpay
45:00 <dematerialised> im gonna get so fucking wasted
45:00 <Clarkson> [00:17:32] do you know what fag means wolfy?
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <dematerialised> i might even get two hookers instead of my usual one
46:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWAP-gaF9ak
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Valy Mo - Brain Rock Views: 8,596 Uploader: UKF Uploaded: Jun 13, 2016 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.90
51:00 <TheRon> i ain't missing you at all
00:00 <couleurs> Hi EveryBodey
04:00 <robot> fk
04:00 <robot> me dinner was so hot it burnt muh tongue n fogged up me glasses
04:00 <couleurs> ey robet it's me callers
05:00 <robot> eyyyyy lol
05:00 <couleurs> kik
05:00 <robot> ;p;
16:00 <robot> tw
16:00 <robot> ye
17:00 <couleurs> np
19:00 <robot> one time colours invited me out 4 coffee n so i went but he wasnt there n i called him n he was like no i said do u wanna go to the TAFE not the cafe
20:00 <couleurs> ;p;
20:00 <couleurs> kik
20:00 <robot> juj
20:00 <robot> '['
20:00 <couleurs> let's have tafe @ cafe
20:00 <robot> i vaccuumed when i got home ay
21:00 <robot> cleaned up
21:00 <dematerialised> excellent
21:00 <dematerialised> i vacuumed and cleaned the interior of my car
21:00 <dematerialised> we are cleaning buddies
21:00 <robot> tag team
23:00 <couleurs> You Go, Ladies
24:00 <robot> !clean
25:00 <dematerialised> TeamClean
25:00 <dematerialised> best clan in AU
26:00 <robot> dematerialised do you game
27:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnq0vVPNPG8
27:00 <dematerialised> do i game, bitch i used to run the biggest lan in wa
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Jelly Bean Story Views: 376,174 Uploader: Qi395 Uploaded: Apr 17, 2014 Duration: 0m35s Rating: 4.95
27:00 <dematerialised> i am a game master
28:00 <couleurs> yea boi
29:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOYRLdisrTE
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tell Me More Views: 33,411 Uploader: Dan Geraghty Uploaded: Jun 1, 2016 Duration: 0m11s Rating: 4.97
29:00 <couleurs> lmao
30:00 <dematerialised> i could go a royale with cheese right now
30:00 <robot> orly
30:00 <robot> what kinda switches did u use
30:00 <dematerialised> netgear 24ports
30:00 <dematerialised> start off 10/100 with 1GB uplink
31:00 <robot> o ye
31:00 <robot> how many people
31:00 <dematerialised> then upgraded them all to 1Gbit with 10Gbit uplink via fibre
31:00 <dematerialised> when i was doing it we were at 600-850
31:00 <robot> nice
31:00 <dematerialised> the core was a massive 48 port with a huge backplane on it
32:00 <robot> did you segment it
32:00 <dematerialised> nope
32:00 <robot> o ye
32:00 <dematerialised> basically jus ran a huge subnet on it
32:00 <robot> getchya /22 out
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah
32:00 <dematerialised> no need to do smaller subnets really
32:00 <dematerialised> it wasnt complicated
33:00 <robot> if you didn't have too much broadcast noise it would be sweet
33:00 <dematerialised> oh broadcast was smashed
33:00 <robot> anyone could just bang up connect to anyone
33:00 <dematerialised> but that didnt really matter
33:00 <dematerialised> with everone on 1bit with only 10gbit per switch
33:00 <dematerialised> they werent gonna really notice haha
34:00 <robot> rad
34:00 <dematerialised> those days are long ago now though
34:00 <dematerialised> i think i stopped doing that about 2008-ish
34:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTSUgXkfooA 
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Forza Horizon 3 Official E3 Trailer Views: 562,055 Uploader: Xbox Uploaded: Jun 13, 2016 Duration: 1m54s Rating: 4.94
34:00 <robot> what sorta fibre modules, SM duplex?
34:00 <dematerialised> sfp
34:00 <dematerialised> i cant remember the model name of the switch
35:00 <couleurs> xbox sux!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <dematerialised> but they were pretty beast back in the day
35:00 <robot> yea
35:00 <robot> fibre sfps are so cheap now
35:00 <robot> it's all SM
35:00 <dematerialised> our biggest problem back then was power
36:00 <dematerialised> we had to get custom dizzy boards made up because we kept tripping circuits
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <robot> did u melt some power boards
36:00 <dematerialised> nah
36:00 <dematerialised> some core cables got very very warm though
36:00 <johninja> yeah forza 3 is set in aus tho
36:00 <dematerialised> :P
36:00 <johninja> looks pretty coo
36:00 <robot> heh
36:00 <robot> yea i heard some stories of melted power boards at lans
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah, scrubs trying to run off building power with 400 computers and switches and then daisychaining cables
36:00 <dematerialised> like fuckign retards
37:00 <robot> i'm like u n00bs almost burnt the place down n u were too busy pwnin other n00bs
38:00 <dematerialised> anyway time for foods n youtubes
38:00 <robot> youfoods
38:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/xmYCv2u.jpg rekt
39:00 <couleurs> yea i got a 24 port gigabit hp switch and it has 2 10gb sfp ports
39:00 <couleurs> who wanna lan me
39:00 <couleurs> come @ me
40:00 <robot> ye i got a 10Mbps netgear coax hub
40:00 <robot> ill go ya
41:00 <couleurs> ok
44:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/kc6grki.jpeg 
44:00 <johninja> lol, it's a trap!
45:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/8Fy3MOxrl8A 4 cc
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Making a shelter! Views: 89 Uploader: JCComedy Uploaded: May 29, 2016 Duration: 2m0s Rating: 3.75
45:00 <Serenity> so i just found pineapple tim tams at coles
45:00 <johninja> lol these kids are hilarious
46:00 <amsy> lol
47:00 <amsy> id try pineapple tim tams
47:00 <amsy> the best bit of snack choc is the pineapple bit
48:00 <johninja> you guys are weird
48:00 <amsy> and then the orange bit
48:00 <amsy> the rest can go 2 hell
48:00 <amsy> jks i eat it all except for turkish delight
49:00 <couleurs> wow those kids are a bad influence for me amsy 
50:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/tcYALdu 
50:00 <couleurs> or on me
50:00 <couleurs> those kids on me
50:00 <couleurs> -- Tiggier
50:00 <couleurs> amsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOYRLdisrTE
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tell Me More Views: 33,471 Uploader: Dan Geraghty Uploaded: Jun 1, 2016 Duration: 0m11s Rating: 4.97
51:00 <amsy> lmao
51:00 <couleurs> HEheh
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjJY1P4qgGY
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lol Drunk Old Head Gets Caught Drinking A 6Pack At The Local Supermarket Views: 382 Uploader: best of youtube Uploaded: Jun 12, 2016 Duration: 2m15s Rating: 3.33
55:00 <couleurs> lolol
57:00 <amsy> lolll
58:00 <amsy> ur whole family r 2 b executed
58:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/BoJaIJXHhn0
58:00 <couleurs> kik
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: [ESP] Travis America's Next Top Gay Owl Model Views: 129,581 Uploader: JKYB7088 Uploaded: Mar 2, 2015 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 4.97
00:00 <johninja> boom!
00:00 <Floss> evening!
01:00 <johninja> i didn't know modric could run that fast http://i.imgur.com/AvpCJyl.gifv 
02:00 <amsy> hahahaha owls are cute
03:00 <couleurs> i got that grease song stuck in my head now
04:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/gNLe4lG
04:00 <couleurs> yea modric gole of the tournament so far
05:00 <couleurs> that guy is discusteing
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Floss> dicustutuscusting
05:00 <couleurs> he pick his nose every match, now he pick his balls and ahoel
05:00 <couleurs> pls kill
05:00 <amsy> lmao
06:00 <johninja> yeah he just wanted a quick whiff of his own genital sweat
06:00 <Floss> oh geez
06:00 <amsy> i swear to god
06:00 <couleurs> wish he was @ gay club
06:00 <amsy> the word whiff makes it sound even worse
06:00 <couleurs> ;)
06:00 <Floss> cock smell is the fricken worst
06:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <johninja> i guess it could get pretty bad if they didn't shower or wash it properly
07:00 <Mew> a queazy whiff
07:00 <Mew> vom
07:00 <Floss> for that particular smell my nose is extra sensitive
07:00 <amsy> like you know its a bad smell when someone says have a whiff
07:00 <amsy> no one ever says those words when its a nice smell
08:00 <Mew> lmao
08:00 <Floss> lol get a whiff of these roses mate
08:00 <Floss> fkn good ay
08:00 <amsy> lol
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> so when do we have an irc orgy?
09:00 <couleurs> hehe good 1
09:00 <Floss> ive been having 4 showers a day for the last few days cause i swear i have that sick person smell
09:00 <Floss> i think im just insane
09:00 <dematerialised> no that's just ur smell
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> mew amsy and fantastic faux seem alright... johninja is a bit of a dick
09:00 <Floss> lol
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> so lets go
09:00 <Floss> strepsils and cough medicine
09:00 <Floss> HAWT
09:00 <dematerialised> ye
09:00 <Mew> why would you throw a dick into your unattainable fantasy
10:00 <Mew> srsly
10:00 <Mew> are u gay
10:00 <Clarkson> this fuckin bitch got half her tits out
10:00 <johninja> lol half her tits
10:00 <amsy> 1 tit
10:00 <faux> she got all her tits out clarky
10:00 <Clarkson> not fucking clicking.
10:00 <johninja> is that one tit or half of both
10:00 <Floss> i wanna touch one of those fake sex doll tit things
10:00 <faux> fgt
10:00 <dematerialised> clarkson is the biggest queer around these parts
10:00 <Clarkson> alternatively xm can eat my shit
10:00 <dematerialised> see
10:00 <amsy> lmao
10:00 <Floss> just like *poke* HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
10:00 <Floss> serenity you must be with me on that
11:00 <Floss> i wanna touch those fake boobies
11:00 <Serenity> on what
11:00 <Floss> and compare
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <faux> Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is
11:00 <Serenity> im not that facinated
11:00 <Floss> those weird half person things you can get from sex shops
11:00 <Clarkson> ive seen dogs fucking people
11:00 <dematerialised> But has anyone ever decided to really go as far as to be like?
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <Serenity> no ok
11:00 <johninja> i'll bet you have Clarkson
11:00 <Clarkson> i wanna fuck Lady Gaga in the ass till she cant walk str8
11:00 <Floss> can any more to have?
11:00 <faux> thats such a Skirmish quit msg
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb winning
12:00 <faux> Study for your betterment.
12:00 <Floss> yeah doesnt someone rage quit a lot
12:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is just passionate ok
12:00 <faux> ok
12:00 <Floss> like
12:00 <dematerialised> more like he's a fucking passionfruit
12:00 <Floss> WHATEVER GUYS UR ALL FUCKED
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <amsy> bye
12:00 <johninja> YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
12:00 <Serenity> floss has been hitting the glassy i think
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <johninja> dramatic!
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
13:00 <dematerialised> Floss, as a collective, we're concerned about your drug usage.
13:00 <Floss> i bounced
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 77,520,730 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.57
13:00 <faux> i should ban you for that link 
13:00 <Serenity> have you been smoking from glass pipes floss
13:00 <Floss> i have cold meds that required my drivers licence
13:00 <Floss> i love you all
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> wots wrong with meghan trainor
13:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x296/13445259_10154275239328259_2776072706946820633_n.jpg?oh=d9970aac250b774cf09d20000e3d8bfb&oe=57CBABEB&__gda__=1472302941_f33a78af8a46514bdab5f83bb550a65b
13:00 <Serenity> i sware on me mam if taco posts one more slag trainor video im perming him
14:00 <Mew> sad day for ladies everywhere
14:00 <johninja> he sure likes a lot of gay music for a straight man...
14:00 <Floss> i feel like her face is too small for her head
14:00 <faux> i dont get about her but that song is terrible
14:00 <Floss> but everyones fucked in some ways
14:00 <Serenity> no its just because she looks like a walrus
14:00 <Floss> i cant stand that me too song
14:00 <Floss> thats me, in the mirror or whatever...who the fuck would say that about themselves
14:00 <Serenity> pieter got married mew
14:00 <faux> shes not fat she just has a bobblehead
15:00 <johninja> sheesh
15:00 <Mew> its a "commitment ring"
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> fantastic faux thats what makes it really kool... she just doesnt give a fuck what you think
15:00 <Serenity> there was meant to be a question mark on that line
15:00 <faux> is it his asshole
15:00 <Clarkson> <deadpandadolls> oh sweet Picard, you're here  <deadpandadolls> send any young women cock pics lately fatboy?   <deadpandadolls> Hey, my names Picard, want to see my tiny cock on cam
15:00 <dematerialised> that's me in the corner
15:00 <dematerialised> that's me in the spot. light.
15:00 <Serenity> im sorry what is pieter now 14 years old
15:00 <faux> thats me in the spot liiiight
15:00 <dematerialised> losing my virginity
15:00 <johninja> hehe
15:00 <Mew> 13.5
15:00 <Mew> just had his first big boy dream
15:00 <dematerialised> pieter is dead and he should stay that way
16:00 <Mew> about mimi 
16:00 <thestig> boop
16:00 <Floss> NO
16:00 <Floss> i must not tell lies
16:00 <Floss> 1000 times
16:00 <Serenity> we should invite him back
16:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/13417617_10154273843868259_1088582279286904707_n.jpg?oh=8c51ff7bb971a8dc1e561e6b6d55d8b5&oe=58068904&__gda__=1473126349_c063bfd36178920852a96288a9760b16
16:00 <faux> boop
16:00 <Serenity> see how long it takes for his relatioship to fail
16:00 <Mew> congrats on commiting to ur mum pls come chat with us
16:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/lH18fXQ 
16:00 <Floss> wow your makeup has a face on it
16:00 <Floss> :/
17:00 <couleurs> Hey, my names Picard, want to see my tiny cock on cam
17:00 <Mew> makeup on pip
17:00 <dematerialised> that lady looks nice
17:00 <couleurs> wonder if that vending machine got twix bars... move out the way grandma!!!!!!
17:00 <thestig> hi boop faux
17:00 <Mew> yeah id give her my handbag if she stopped me in an alley
18:00 <Serenity> i said it before and ill say it again
18:00 <dematerialised> i bet she'd kick my ass in a street gfight
18:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs - how she puts her makeup on
18:00 <Mew> no doubt
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: makeup gun Views: 477,846 Uploader: rwambolt Uploaded: Jan 18, 2015 Duration: 0m18s Rating: 4.84
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> couleurs, makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0
18:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF Fennec_Fox
18:00 <Mew> someone said mimi last time i think it was amsy
18:00 <Mew> liek drew carey
18:00 <Serenity> YEAH IF MIMI WAS A JUNKY
18:00 <Serenity> wow caps
18:00 <Mew> WHOA
18:00 <Mew> FUCK
19:00 <partay> Mew is that your mum ?
19:00 <couleurs> thx some ppl think i'm a ludacris and black irl too
19:00 <Fennec_Fox> WOW DICKHEAD........Serenity
19:00 <Mew> nah my mums cool
19:00 <Floss> bahahaha
19:00 <Serenity> haha
19:00 <partay> pics
19:00 <Floss> i love him
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> couleurs, i fink ur a nigger
19:00 <Serenity> he rules
19:00 <faux> hi stig
19:00 <faux> her eyebrows make me uncomfortable 
19:00 <couleurs> yea boi 
20:00 <Floss> i will give him my asl then he says something like "fuck off fat slut"
20:00 <Floss> hahahaha hes awesome
20:00 <partay> fennec wants cock 
20:00 <Clarkson> wbat the fuck
20:00 <Floss> she would look way better with properly applied makeup
20:00 <faux> or two paper bags
21:00 <faux> in case one breaks
21:00 <partay> looks like she has used Homers makeup gun 
21:00 <dematerialised> she would look way better if she wasnt a junkie
21:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> go away
21:00 <TheRiddler> Just finished work 
21:00 <Serenity> we're awful people we should be happy pieters happy.. ..
21:00 <dematerialised> i'd rather TheRiddler talk about his day than you taco
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wasnt talking about my day i was talking about meghan trainor
22:00 <TheRiddler> Eating maccas
22:00 <dematerialised> i stole someone elses burger from hungry jacks
22:00 <dematerialised> it was ok
22:00 <Floss> :/
22:00 <Floss> furburger
22:00 <dematerialised> nah
22:00 <johninja> hobolyfe
22:00 <dematerialised> i dont steal those
22:00 <TheRiddler> They now have chocolate pies
22:00 <dematerialised> i ask them nicely to come over
23:00 <Floss> they look bad
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck i forgot to make tacos
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
23:00 <dematerialised> dont forget to make a noose for yourself while you're there taco
23:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
23:00 <faux> k8m8
23:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, just finished nomming
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nacho man
23:00 <dematerialised> so now im chilling
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai fauxy
24:00 <dematerialised> considering my next move
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice’
24:00 <TheRiddler> Also their gravy loaded fries are decent 
24:00 <faux> ur face is decent
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> im considering ice cream
24:00 <Floss> lol i read that as grey fries
24:00 <Floss> 1/10 would not recommend
24:00 <TheRiddler> Thanks 
24:00 <dematerialised> icecream is approved
24:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vomit - maccas fries wif gravy pass
24:00 <Floss> she might need her glands done :D
25:00 <Floss> wait do you do that to cats?
25:00 <amsy> kfc chips dipped in potato and gravy though
25:00 <Serenity> you what
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassssssss  amsy
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss
25:00 <dematerialised> alright time to go smash some vanu/new conglomerate space cowboys
25:00 <Floss> lol might have chips n gravy for dinner
25:00 <dematerialised> ttfn
26:00 <Floss> what a healthy meal
26:00 <Floss> o/
26:00 <Serenity> i had chicken sausages and theyactually arent that bad
27:00 <TheRiddler> Better than regular chicken sausages
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had …  some moroccan chicken wif cous cous something something lean cusine 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i like chicken sausages with veg
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> like veg on ze side
27:00 <Serenity> had sme steamed veggies and some baby spinach that was cook with a tiny bit of marg n lemon juice
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> the organic ones from woolies are actually delish
28:00 <amsy> im having fish for dinner :(
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
28:00 <faux> organic butts
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds delish]
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> (serenity)
28:00 <Serenity> yer was ok
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the fish - the husband + child had fish tonight
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
29:00 <amsy> i dont like it either
29:00 <Serenity> im pre much stuck with chicken and fish
29:00 <Serenity> joy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s ok you can do heaps
29:00 <amsy> chicken is nice
29:00 <couleurs> make them sex... chfischenk
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken soup!
30:00 <faux> i had chicken with eggplarrrnt salad
30:00 <Floss> youre a good girl serenity
30:00 <Serenity> huh
30:00 <Floss> im trying to be good but cake :/
30:00 <Serenity> i dont have a choice unless i want to be in pain
30:00 <Serenity> and i can assure you i dont
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i had the best lunch… it was satay chicken noodle salad
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it was good
30:00 <Serenity> yummm
30:00 <Floss> oh :( that sucks what sort of pain
30:00 <Serenity> i fucking love satay
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s the fucking best
31:00 <Serenity> i have gallstones floss i have to eat like a rabbit until i get my surgery
31:00 <Serenity> which is god fucking knows when
31:00 <amsy> ive had the worst urge to make donuts, luckily i havent been bothered to buy shortening
31:00 <Floss> i wanna try this recipe for thai red curry salad but brodys like "no its not summer" ugh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i could eat 800 donuts now
31:00 <Floss> ohhhhh hell no thats fucked i know people with that
31:00 <Serenity> i want hot cinnamon doughnuts
31:00 <Serenity> hnngg
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 800
31:00 <Serenity> yep
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a coffee
31:00 <Floss> the old bitch ended up with jaundice
31:00 <amsy> lol
31:00 <Clarkson> I'm typing on an ipad.. it's shit
32:00 <Serenity> cappucino
32:00 <Floss> her liver got fucked up
32:00 <Serenity> yeah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> skim caramel latter 1/2 strength
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, im not a hipser :P
32:00 <Floss> went straight back to drinking afterwards
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hipster
32:00 <Serenity> that sounds pre good
32:00 <Serenity> i dont drink that much anymore anyway so i dont mind not drinking
33:00 <Floss> youl feel so much better once its out
33:00 <Floss> how long do you have to wait?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> just drink to enjoy, not to get drunk
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000 years, prob
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know they sent the referal off last week i have to just sit tight until they contact me about the appointment
33:00 <Serenity> yay public system
33:00 <Floss> bloody hell
33:00 <Floss> old bitch was fading away with jaundice and they had her waiting like 2 months
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep making admissions - at the twinge of pain
34:00 <Floss> yes exactly
34:00 <Serenity> yeah kate i havent bloody had any tho haha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will bump u up ze list
34:00 <Serenity> im tempted to eat something bad to make it happen
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> no,… just present! 
34:00 <Floss> they sent her home with a tummy chew the first time lol
34:00 <Floss> hospital fail
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw it’s stock standard to do
34:00 <Floss> the asian jokes were so fun for those 2 months tho
34:00 <amsy> yeah just keep complaining until the bump you 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> if they give you good pain meds, eat a burger :P
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> But the pain isn’t worth it… i hear ya lol
35:00 <Serenity> they just gave me forte
35:00 <Serenity> cunts
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> forte
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got morph.
36:00 <Serenity> did little to fuck all
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> IV
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> passed out
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yass
36:00 <Serenity> drs marked it as urgent so hopefully it wont be too long but he said soon as i get any pain go to the hosp
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it felt sooo weird
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah hopefully.
36:00 <TheRiddler> Roo burger 
37:00 <Floss> lol
37:00 <Serenity> at im not having much pain i get a weird heavy uncomfortableness after every time i eat no matter what it is
37:00 <Serenity> but no pain
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> shouldn’t be too long - a month max i reckon (hiope)
37:00 <Serenity> atm*
37:00 <Floss> i call horse roo burger when hes being a twat
37:00 <Floss> or clag
37:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloating
37:00 <Serenity> yeah its horrid
37:00 <Serenity> like for 30-60 mins after i eat its just ughh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh…. its horrible!
37:00 <Serenity> its not pain but uncomfortable
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you tried the walking after a meal?
38:00 <Floss> it seems like heaps of people are getting gall bladder issues
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno what it does….. but it helped me
38:00 <Serenity> i walk around the house thats about it
38:00 <Floss> have you lost a bunch of weight lately serenity
38:00 <Serenity> feels like it makes more room haha
38:00 <Serenity> only 46kg
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah jump on yout treadmill? just a slow… see if it helps
38:00 <Floss> jaysus
38:00 <Floss> thatll do it lol
38:00 <Serenity> not a bad idea actually kate
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it does something…. gets rid of the gas digests the food
38:00 <Floss> i think theyre starting to remove the gall bladder as part of bariatric surgery
38:00 <Serenity> i assume its related to the gb? i dont really know
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cold water + sprite….. is the best for aches and pains :P
39:00 <Floss> the south park medicine
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it is… the bloating
39:00 <Floss> sprite campbells noodle soup and something else
39:00 <Serenity> sahh annoying
40:00 <Floss> congrats for losing that much though dude thats fricken awesome
40:00 <Serenity> thanks
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> full feeling…. can you imagine being back in the 70’ 80’s and having gall stones
40:00 <Floss> eek
40:00 <Serenity> god no ty
40:00 <TheRiddler> Weed prescription 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> how they used to remove em / dissolve em… it was like an EPIC surgery
40:00 <Floss> i wonder when it will be legal here
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you modern advances in medicine lol
41:00 <Serenity> weed makes gallbladder pain worse
41:00 <Serenity> fun facts
41:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <Serenity> for me anyway
41:00 <TheRiddler> That sux
41:00 <Floss> hahah was gunna say do you know from ex
41:00 <Floss> exp*
41:00 <Serenity> yeah i thought it would help it really fucking didnt
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Serenity> thats why i vomitted
41:00 <Floss> its awesome for my stupid shit pain
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you poorthing!!!
42:00 <Serenity> ive never vomited from pain before
42:00 <Floss> :(
42:00 <Serenity> it was scary
42:00 <Floss> it sounds like you need to be waiting in hosp
42:00 <Floss> as shitty as that it
42:00 <Serenity> nah im not in pai rightnow
42:00 <Floss> is*
42:00 <Serenity> pain*
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> its just thr random attacks
43:00 <Serenity> mostly they dont hurt you get these attacks that come on suddenly and last anywhere from half an hour to a few hours
43:00 <Serenity> and then they fuck off
43:00 <Serenity> but its worse than labour
43:00 <TheRiddler> The hospital food would make it worse too :p
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i ear
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
43:00 <Floss> oh yeah
43:00 <Floss> the beef strog they do
43:00 <Floss> its like chum casserole
43:00 <Serenity> hospital food is the fucking pits
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> not in the mat ward
44:00 <TheRiddler> I went to freo hospital 
44:00 <Serenity> nah mat ward is ok actually
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was actually ok
44:00 <Floss> i just wait for the sammiches
44:00 <Serenity> i had an ace roast there once and cheesecake
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> heaps of fresh stuff i was surprised
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese cake ftw
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had heaps of salads
44:00 <Serenity> even bad cheesecake is good
44:00 <morgoth> No salt or fat in hospital food = no flavour
44:00 <TheRiddler> I think you can request sandwiches for every meal 
45:00 <Serenity> yeah you can
45:00 <Floss> i really like baked cheesecake but im always on my own with that
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> baked vanilla cheese cake is delish
45:00 <Floss> yeah i just went with salad sammiches i couldnt stomach the shit in the plastic container
45:00 <TheRiddler> Have you had the bub yet kk
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
45:00 <TheRiddler> Oh
45:00 <Floss> oh yeah!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> find out next week
45:00 <TheRiddler> Cool
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats happening
45:00 <Floss> everyones got guts issues
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, very!
46:00 <TheRiddler> Where's some pics 
46:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i ave to tell work when i’m leaving lol
46:00 <Serenity> least kates has an end date in sight
46:00 <Serenity> haha
46:00 <Floss> sez is having a litter of rock pets
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> down the fraggle rock
47:00 <Serenity> i wonder if they will let me keep em
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
47:00 <Floss> theyre against that stuff nowadays
47:00 <TheRiddler> What do they look like 
47:00 <Floss> i wasnt allowed to give ppl their teeth back
47:00 <Serenity> damn
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t thik so… mum wasn’t allowed to keep hers….
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they showed them to her
47:00 <Floss> something about people cant be trusted with medical waste
47:00 <Floss> like who cares its their fkn waste
48:00 <Serenity> http://www.genericviagra123.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Gallstones-300x196.jpg
48:00 <Serenity> vom
48:00 <Floss> i still put teeth in steri bags and gave them back
48:00 <Floss> fuck the system
48:00 <Clarkson> lazy just kill urself faggot
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
48:00 <amsy> yeah i did too
48:00 <amsy> lol
48:00 <morgoth> You can sell medical waste
48:00 <amsy> if people want their teeth, let them have them
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> good to know 
48:00 <Floss> reminded me of grapefruit
49:00 <Floss> and youve now ruined grapefruit
49:00 <TheRiddler> I need to see wtf is going on with my dental
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kinda grape fruit do you eat :|
49:00 <Serenity> o.O
49:00 <TheRiddler> I put myself on the list
49:00 <Floss> just the bits in the middle
49:00 <Floss> riddler itl be fucking years
49:00 <Clarkson> because some ircop was a cunt
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <amsy> i worked with a dentist at one point that told me to only let them take the tooth if the specifically ask because he liked to practice stuff on them?
49:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
49:00 <Floss> we had the list down to 12 months then the stupid cunte blew it out to like 3 years
50:00 <Floss> amsy yeah good training tools hey
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird!
50:00 <Floss> better than a cadaver head
50:00 <Serenity> my mum had to have all her teeth taken out because of gum diease caused by her type 1 diabetes. all her teeth were actually in perfect condition so the dentist asked her if he could keep them for the students to see healthy teeth rofl
51:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
51:00 <couleurs> diss my jam
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LITTLE BIG - BIG DICK Views: 12,180,807 Uploader: Little Big Uploaded: Feb 10, 2016 Duration: 2m56s Rating: 4.16
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> horrid
51:00 <amsy> i quite often picked at tooth rot after the fact just to see how much of it there was lol
51:00 <Serenity> eww
51:00 <Floss> i would have to do full clearences under general
51:00 <TheRiddler> Gross
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was a dental grant scheme … upto 3000 i think but peeps fucked that up
51:00 <amsy> with a tool ok
52:00 <Floss> fricken massacre
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amsy 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should go watch something with the husband….
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl
53:00 <Floss> lol amsy i used to do that too
53:00 <amsy> eh i didnt mind the gross stuff
53:00 <Floss> if you rettled them in your hand it sounded like dice :D
53:00 <amsy> i hated long boring stuff like root canals
53:00 <Floss> rattled*
53:00 <amsy> hahaha
53:00 <Floss> i liked popping gum abcesses
54:00 <TheRiddler> Thank goodness I ate 
54:00 <amsy> this was so annoying and i wonder why/how she kept her job in a dental surgery
55:00 <amsy> butba nurse i worked with once couldnt handle too much blood
55:00 <Floss> dafuq
55:00 <amsy> so i had to assist all extractions and gum flap stuff
55:00 <Floss> i would take my glasses off and have the shape around my eyes in blood splatter
56:00 <TheRiddler> Lovely 
56:00 <Floss> i didnt care i could handle it to get the job done then go was
56:00 <Floss> wash*
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> i have no idea how i did rotating shifts for so many years...
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> my body just wont adjust from nights to days atm :(
57:00 <Floss> oh me neither
57:00 <Floss> i do 6pm-6am
57:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I do 6 to 9 :p
57:00 <amsy> lmao
57:00 <Floss> what sort of work do you do?
57:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
58:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I specialise in Butt Canals
58:00 <Floss> i meant TropicalStormJim but thats nice to know
58:00 <couleurs> HeHEh
58:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> wilderness rescue
59:00 <Floss> are you batman
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats a secret
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/P9bWwcX.jpg
03:00 <couleurs> me n amsy 
03:00 <robot> ne1 know of any robberies comin up soon
04:00 <amsy> hahaha
04:00 <amsy> can i tell you a secret cc
04:00 <amsy> i watched fuller house :/
04:00 <robot> lol
04:00 <robot> good?
04:00 <robot> i liked full house
04:00 <amsy> i liked it :(
04:00 <robot> i'd watch fuller house
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> robot, yea its nearly tax time
05:00 <robot> k
05:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna watch it :)
05:00 <robot> oh
05:00 <robot> robberies lol
05:00 <amsy> yesssss
05:00 <amsy> u got it doooood
05:00 <robot> colours we can have a movie night bring ur PJs n popcorn we can stay up all night watchin fuller house
06:00 <robot> how rude!
06:00 <couleurs> i saw the trailer and i saw it wasn't the only thing that got fuller ;)
06:00 <couleurs> ie stephanie got tits
06:00 <robot> lollll
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> what was that family show from the 80s that had the pedo in it
06:00 <robot> she's a babe
07:00 <robot> she got off the ice
07:00 <robot> oh uhm,
07:00 <robot> hey dad
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> no the other pedo
07:00 <couleurs> really? i diden't know she was a figure sk8er
07:00 <robot> and bill cosby
07:00 <robot> lol
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> have i made my point?
08:00 <couleurs> You Got It, Dude.
09:00 <robot> have mercy
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> btw steve urkel ftw
11:00 <couleurs> HEheh
14:00 <Skirmish> That moment when you realise you ate waaaaay too much egg today. 
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> the wife wont notice her cunt probably smells just the same
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> who was that irc loser who'd get in trouble from their abusive wife if they were caught on irc or smoking pot? I can remember so many details just not the nickname
19:00 <amsy> loof
19:00 <Serenity> ^
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> where is loof?
20:00 <johninja> not giving a fuck what TropicalStormJim is doing or thinks about him
24:00 <Serenity> ^
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea prob too busy getting beaten up by his wife
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> loool
24:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> johninja, tell him i said hi
34:00 <Skirmish> I can just imagine the conversations now ... johninja: Hey Loof, that taco dickhead says hi. Loof: who?
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <johninja> nah i've met loof
37:00 <johninja> he's a good bloke
37:00 <johninja> met his missuf too
37:00 <Serenity> loof would give no fucks
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
39:00 <Skirmish> http://www.zerofuckscoin.com/   loof gives away piles of these daily. 
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <Skirmish> I want a honey badger no fucks coin. 
40:00 <johninja> yeh thats pretty sweet too
41:00 <johninja> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13346592_10155005061742627_5250107788446257668_n.jpg?oh=320eb10ba353b709810a818e604078a3&oe=5809201E This is a stray dog. Someone went up to it and started petting it. Tears started to swell up in the dogs eyes, which is beautifully captured in this photograph ! If love from a complete stranger, can bring so much emotion to an animal, imagine 
41:00 <johninja> what love can do to humans when they receive it, from unexpected quarters ! Share love. It doesn't cost money. 
41:00 <johninja> i'm pretty sure dogs don't cry lol
42:00 <Skirmish> When my parents little fluffy dog gets emotional it pisses all over the place whilst flicking itself around like someone turned on a hose that nobody was holding. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Another reason why cats are best. 
42:00 <Serenity> i kinda wish loof would come back is that weird
43:00 <dematerialised> yes
43:00 <amelia> dogs way better than cats
43:00 <amelia> cats are shit
43:00 <Clarkson> and fuck me HIMYM is so dragging on
43:00 <robot> <colours> ne other goss
44:00 <couleurs> yea i h8 Loof and always will hope he is a vegetable and not a nice 1 like spinach
44:00 <couleurs> #YeaBoi
44:00 <Skirmish> I would have a dog like yours amelia. 
44:00 <robot> o ye
45:00 <johninja> i wish that i had amelias dog
45:00 <Skirmish> Just so long as it didn't piss all over the place whenever it got excited that someone had come to visit. 
45:00 <amelia> yah she is super
45:00 <amelia> nah she get excited but can control her piss
45:00 <amelia> she is trained
45:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. I will take 2. 
45:00 <johninja> but lately something changed and its hard to define, amelias got a dog and i want her to be mine
46:00 <TheRiddler> hai apuddilia
46:00 <dematerialised> i just picked my nose
46:00 <Skirmish> Arnie doesn't piss all over the place but the cunt cannot stop wagging his tail and it's a weapon of mass destruction. Plus it hurts when he hits you with it. 
46:00 <dematerialised> ty for listening
46:00 <amelia> i wish dat i had ameliaaaas dog
46:00 <johninja> *fat bassline*
46:00 <amelia> hurro crasheh
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
46:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
46:00 <amelia> bout to has dinner
46:00 <amelia> wotchu doin
47:00 <TheRiddler> just got home
47:00 <robot> whos warmin me feet up
47:00 <johninja> good tune dematerialised
47:00 <amsy> ive never met a dog that pissed from excitement
47:00 <dematerialised> ☭☭FOR GREAT MOTHERLAND RUSSIA ☭☭
47:00 <johninja> yeah its usually fear
48:00 <robot> ahhh yes.  soviet music.  takes me back to the mother land, and the war.
48:00 <amsy> sometimes they run outside and pee or poop but not just all over the place
49:00 <Skirmish> http://www.petmd.com/dog/training/evr_dog_urination   <---- It's a thing. 
49:00 <robot> gnite folks
49:00 <dematerialised> i wish a dog would urinate on your face Skirmish
49:00 <johninja> nn
49:00 <dematerialised> nini robot
50:00 <johninja> some girls pee when they laugh too much
50:00 <amelia> or when dey sneeze
50:00 <dematerialised> i sometimes pee when i drink too much
50:00 <Serenity> you do when you're preggo
50:00 <Serenity> its all kinds of fucked up
51:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised needs to do regular pelvic floor exercises. 
51:00 <dematerialised> i do
51:00 <johninja> i only pee on the floor to assert domination or mark my territory
52:00 <Skirmish> I heard that when women get really good at pelvic floor exercises they can suction cap themselves to the floor when they flex because their vagina seals perfectly. Obviously not on carpet. 
52:00 <Mew> we're thad kinda club
52:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKbHyhl7pAg 
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WATCH: Joaquin Phoenix Slams Walmart for Supporting Sickening Cruelty to Pigs Views: 379,097 Uploader: mercyforanimals Uploaded: Dec 3, 2014 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.66
53:00 <Skirmish> Joaquin ... just that name alone tells me something dumb is going to happen in that video. 
53:00 <dematerialised> johninja have you listened to foreign beggars before?
53:00 <johninja> yeah his clothes look dumb
53:00 <johninja> no i have not
53:00 <dematerialised> i would recommend this album
53:00 <dematerialised> its quite nice
54:00 <dematerialised> and specifically this song
54:00 <Skirmish> 'Have you ever thought where your bacon comes from ....' If the answer isn't a pig, then I don't want it. 
54:00 <johninja> i'll put it on my list
54:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Why doesn't he blink ... I think it's because he is a vegan. 
56:00 <johninja> or he's a robot
57:00 <johninja> he looks pretty unhealthy
57:00 <dematerialised> of course he does
57:00 <dematerialised> he's avegan
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e wite grls here into indiana
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> indians
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> guys
58:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> me friend askin
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the shootings in usa
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> isnt terror or gay hate related
00:00 <Clarkson> from me calling you a fat ugly cunt
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the guy was a repressed homo
01:00 <johninja> the FBI are flying georgeandwell_alpha out to florida to investigate further
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whose dad denied his homosexal life
01:00 <Skirmish> Retard on irc blows case wide open. Can see the headlines now. 
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> he snapped
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats all open and shut case
02:00 <couleurs> oh great it's georgeandwell_alpha hour again
02:00 <couleurs> Loof's replacement
02:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh version 2. 
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> why people are blaming islam
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or gay hate
02:00 <couleurs> him too... 
02:00 <johninja> "he was just a lonely call centre opperator who tried endlessly to pick up girls on irc with the same repetative lines but then one day he made s statement online that changed his life forever" georgeandwell_alpha private investigator
03:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> why ppl are saying its isis
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or gay hate
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> is wrong
04:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell_alpha: Maybe it's because he was a muslim and in 11 Islamic countries around the world gays are executed? 
04:00 <Serenity> because he was an ISIS supporter...
04:00 <Serenity> thats why
05:00 <johninja> self loathing gay muslim
05:00 <dematerialised> "ISIS leader al-Baghdadi killed in air strike: Report"
05:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure they make these names up
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes got no links to islam groups
05:00 <Skirmish> They get MTV to make them up for them. 
05:00 <johninja> i think he actually made that name up himself
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes just a repressed homo muslim
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> who lost it
06:00 <johninja> islam made him hate himself for being gay
06:00 <Serenity> who cares hes a sack of shit who is now dead
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its typical white people ignorance
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> They removed him from the death count today. 
07:00 <President_Trump> https://i.imgflip.com/15prl1.jpg
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they even acknowledge they are english people
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and have to call themselves Australians
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to deny they are not from this part of the world
07:00 <TheRiddler> stfu georgeandwell_alpha
08:00 <Serenity> no shit
08:00 <Clarkson> you never go full retard
08:00 <Serenity> exactly Clarkson
08:00 <Clarkson> coz when u have sex every one will hear u 
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to me you anglo saxons are always englishmen
08:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* I wish you were a half decent troll georgeandwell_alpha so you could be at least a little entertaining. 
08:00 <dematerialised> georgeandwell_alpha you have 1 line left
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no matter what u want people to call u
08:00 <johninja> you aren't from here either georgeandwell_alpha
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or call ursleves
08:00 <johninja> hipocrite much?
08:00 <Serenity> is georgeandwell_alpha pretending hes not a white person
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its just facts
08:00 <Serenity> this is getting weird
08:00 <johninja> i think he's an asian
08:00 <dematerialised> i tihnk he's a retard
08:00 <Clarkson> i think 2 days later i fucked a hooker but she had to give me a wank to finish me off
08:00 <johninja> they aren't mutually exclusive
09:00 <dematerialised> lol
09:00 <Serenity> i dont actually get what his issue is
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what would happen
09:00 <Serenity> is he angry people hate the shooter?
09:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't have one
09:00 <dematerialised> he's just trolling
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u had to admit u are migrants
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and asians are more right to be here in asia
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <johninja> australia is oceania
09:00 <Serenity> whats this got to do with the shooting
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and you belong in england
09:00 <Skirmish> He is trying to be controversial and troll at the same time. Just fails. 
09:00 <President_Trump> george is a racist asian, he hates white people
10:00 <Serenity> lol weird
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just stating facts mate
10:00 <couleurs> whatever you do, don't get him started on potatoes 
10:00 <TheRiddler> [20:08] <johninja> i think he's an asian
10:00 <TheRiddler> [20:08] <+dematerialised> i tihnk he's a retard
10:00 <TheRiddler> [20:08] <Clarkson> i think 2 days later i fucked a hooker but she had to give me a wank to finish me off
10:00 <Clarkson> [10:00:10] Why crap for
10:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u can act tough and shit
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but islanders are owners here
10:00 <Serenity> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
10:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
10:00 <Clarkson> [08:47:57] im 2 picky for dat shit :D
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> australia is an islander country
10:00 <Serenity> no one is saying anything racist you stupid cunt
10:00 <Serenity> stop
10:00 <couleurs> Potatoes vs Rice: The Debate That Will Divide Us All
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> pacific
11:00 <johninja> escessive alcohol abuse causes brain damage
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u guys arent aussies
11:00 <johninja> as can be seen here
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u are english
11:00 <Skirmish> ./chanop ban #melbourne georgeandwell_alpha -noexpire
11:00 <Zade> its called small dick syndrome 
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> stop making up bullshit terms like aussie
11:00 <Serenity> you have absolutely no idea the background of anyone here retard
11:00 <Serenity> shit up
11:00 <Serenity> shut up too
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ah see u racist guys cant handle facts
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so obviosu facts
11:00 <Serenity> the only person being racist right now is you
11:00 <johninja> ^
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> shows how racist u englisjmen are
11:00 <Serenity> no one has said a thing
12:00 <Serenity> im not fucking english stop calling me english
12:00 <Serenity> you racist nip
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sure u are cunt
12:00 <Serenity> well no. im not
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur a pom 
12:00 <Serenity> nope
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so go back to england
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and eat ya potatoes
12:00 <Serenity> you are slow
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> this is an islander nation
12:00 <Serenity> and you arent an islander
12:00 <johninja> my goodness
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> england is far away
13:00 <Serenity> so fuck off and stop claiming the dole
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> you see how racist you are
13:00 <johninja> make it stop
13:00 <Serenity> i havent said a thing racist
13:00 <Skirmish> Ok if I am not aussie I have decided I must be from Bosnia. There's no escape from Balkan! https://youtu.be/jtgA0jvhp2A
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> by claming u are the masters here when u are english
13:00 <Serenity> i said fuck off and stop claiming the dole
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dubioza kolektiv "No Escape (from Balkan)" Views: 5,095,215 Uploader: Dubioza kolektiv Uploaded: Sep 22, 2014 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.85
13:00 <Clarkson> i get my cock sucked my a hottie, the hottie gets money to feed her kid or watever she does with it
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> you owe the abos a big debt
13:00 <johninja> phew
13:00 <Serenity> i dont owe anyone shit mate
14:00 <Serenity> what a spastic
14:00 <johninja> agreed
15:00 <dematerialised> on *:TEXT:*sgarn*:#: kickban $nick
15:00 <dematerialised> done
16:00 <amelia> wahhh my tumtum sore
16:00 <Serenity> uh oh
16:00 <TheRiddler> damn
16:00 <TheRiddler> beaten to it :p
17:00 <amelia> belly rubs yasssssssssss
17:00 <dematerialised> didn't realise it was a race
17:00 <Skirmish> That's what she said! 
17:00 <amelia> foreign beggars
17:00 <dematerialised> yus amelia
17:00 <dematerialised> are you familiar?
17:00 <amelia> that takes me back to year 8
17:00 <dematerialised> i am a fan
17:00 <dematerialised> i've been listening to them for years
18:00 <Skirmish> They aren't on itunes music. Must be shit. 
18:00 <Serenity> yeah thats how that works
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <amelia> i has stray point agenda
18:00 <TheRiddler> itunes is shit
18:00 <dematerialised> nice :)
18:00 <Clarkson> Mew has whale size breasts i heard
18:00 <dematerialised> tune
18:00 <TheRiddler> whale ho
19:00 <johninja> i didn't even know whales had breasts
19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:00 <TheRiddler> same
19:00 <Serenity> theyre on spotify thats good enough for me
19:00 <Skirmish> Are you mega excited now you do know? 
19:00 <johninja> i barely holding my urnine in
19:00 <TheRiddler> spotify > itunes
19:00 <dematerialised> this song reminds me of cold rainy days
19:00 <johninja> thats how excited i am
19:00 <dematerialised> down on the docks
19:00 <johninja> or maybe i just need to pee
19:00 <Skirmish> How much does it cost to have 3 accounts on Spotify? 
20:00 <amelia> I likes Reach Out
20:00 <amelia> tis pretty
20:00 <dematerialised> reach out is also nice
20:00 <Serenity> family account is $17 a month Skirmish
20:00 <Serenity> for 5 accounts
20:00 <amelia> donchu worrrrrrry reach out for meeeeeeeee
20:00 <johninja> any idea how much the artists get out of it?
20:00 <Serenity> 1 subscription is $13 a month so its worth it
21:00 <Serenity> no its john i just have it because it makes my music life easier
21:00 <Skirmish> $18 for 6 on itunes. 
21:00 <Serenity> er no idea john*
21:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/7riKEGg 
21:00 <Serenity> yah but itunes is shit
21:00 <dematerialised> if i had unlimited i'd just stream through a dedicated ipad or something in the car
21:00 <Skirmish> I was going to swap if there was a big difference. 
21:00 <dematerialised> unlimited data*
21:00 <johninja> i like ituse as a music player but i don't shop on it
21:00 <johninja> the latest version of it are pretty shit tho
22:00 <Serenity> i like spot because i can switch from my home to my car and back without any issues and it links with my shazam and other shit too
22:00 <Serenity> its just easy
22:00 <Skirmish> Did you get engaged johninja? 
22:00 <amelia> charming lil beat
22:00 <johninja> yes
22:00 <Skirmish> Who's the lucky beast? 
22:00 <President_Trump> unlimited lullabies
22:00 <dematerialised> i think i still like black hole prophecies better
23:00 <dematerialised> i like the style better
23:00 <johninja> do you like my shoes?
23:00 <Serenity> [8:21pm] <johninja> i like ituse as a music player but i don't shop on it
23:00 <amelia> yah dats a nice one too
23:00 <Serenity> yes same i use it for music i already have
23:00 <Serenity> but i use spotify like 90% of the time now
23:00 <dematerialised> lol winamp says this song is grime/dubste
23:00 <dematerialised> p
23:00 <dematerialised> good one
24:00 <amelia> winamp is drunk
24:00 <dematerialised> clearly
24:00 <amsy> spotify/di.fm for me
24:00 <amelia> why you use winamp for haha
24:00 <dematerialised> winamp is great
24:00 <couleurs> well i use real player it's really good co[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[Buffering]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ghGWWfzq-o
24:00 <dematerialised> i've used it since windows 95 days
24:00 <Serenity> i like that if im listening to shit in the car i can push one button and the stream switches straight to my system inside
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disney Bootlegs - JonTron Views: 1,017,141 Uploader: JonTronShow Uploaded: Jun 13, 2016 Duration: 20m53s Rating: 4.96
24:00 <Serenity> and vice versa
24:00 <amelia> i likes ma VLC
24:00 <dematerialised> vlc is for people who haven't been kicking llamas asses since the 90s
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
24:00 <Skirmish> If itunes try to put the price up or limit their library I may have cause to change but with the 3 of us all using iOS devices it's been good so far. 
24:00 <Serenity> i use vlc for me movies n shit
24:00 <johninja> i only listen to ABC radio
24:00 <dematerialised> if you like vlc you should try Foobar2000 amelia
25:00 <johninja> like beehhhh
25:00 <amelia> ICQ days
25:00 <amelia> haha
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
25:00 <RainbowTooo> hiya jonno
25:00 <dematerialised> i still remember my ICQ number
25:00 <dematerialised> 124866684
25:00 <amelia> since when you listen to hip hops anyway
25:00 <dematerialised> i listen to all music
25:00 <RainbowTooo> whats craking bloke
25:00 <amelia> speaking of hip hops, where us Neville
25:00 <dematerialised> neville was a temporary resident
25:00 <amelia> i liked him he was good value & normal
25:00 <johninja> hmmm
25:00 <amelia> I knew he wouldn't stay long
25:00 <amelia> the normal ones never do
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
25:00 <johninja> in my experience if they seem normal they are hiding something 
25:00 <Serenity> this fkn rabbit is a menace
26:00 <couleurs> some1 had him killed cos he was getting to close 2 u
26:00 <TheRiddler> vlc is great for playing movies on tv through hdmi
26:00 <dematerialised> shut the hell up couleurs
26:00 <amelia> oh dear
26:00 <RainbowTooo> nate promised to marry & bring me back to my dreamland, he said
26:00 <couleurs> whoops!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <amelia> nate don't wanchu
26:00 <couleurs> #TruthHertz
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <RainbowTooo> ask him yourself
27:00 <amelia> I WILL
27:00 <dematerialised> five hoondret ertz
27:00 <dematerialised> ich bin einer machina!
27:00 <RainbowTooo> http://imgur.com/a/eNslI
27:00 <dematerialised> what
27:00 <dematerialised> why is beehhh here
27:00 <dematerialised> wasn't he permabanned
28:00 <dematerialised> WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO US
28:00 <amsy> i need a new radio in my car soon
28:00 <amsy> norway is killing am/fm
28:00 <dematerialised> hehe
28:00 <dematerialised> can you get cheap car audio gear over there?
28:00 <RainbowTooo> shorten will do anything to win this election
29:00 <amsy> lol probably not!
29:00 <johninja> i can sort you out with some car sterios
29:00 <couleurs> beehhh always sneaks in like norwell sneaked into another country to get away from him
29:00 <dematerialised> lol johninja
29:00 <amsy> im sure there will be specials though
29:00 <RainbowTooo> how far from lund to sander myfevber
29:00 <couleurs> RiP am/fm 
29:00 <dematerialised> i bet beehhh was heartbroken when news broke that norell crossed the border
29:00 <dematerialised> poor guy
30:00 <RainbowTooo> norell is lucky at miri she belongs there
30:00 <couleurs> get a cool 1 amsy with the blueteeth so u can blue while u teeth --- McXhizbit
30:00 <RainbowTooo> my hometown is worst than hell right now im here
30:00 <Clarkson> Those ears are fucking adding a whole new exciting phase to the blowjobs he gives
30:00 <johninja> bluetooth was invented in scandanavia
30:00 <johninja> named after a viking king
31:00 <johninja> read that in me viking book
31:00 <RainbowTooo> johninja you let the deathcult mufti come and visit opera house but not me!
31:00 <amsy> gonna cc
31:00 <Serenity> beehhhs ban must have worn off
31:00 <johninja> you had your chance mirza
31:00 <Serenity> damn that was a fast week
32:00 <RainbowTooo> week  that  was
32:00 <johninja> well he's obvioulsy learnt from his experience and is a changed man
32:00 <dematerialised> beehhh's colours don't run
32:00 <RainbowTooo> aww thats for the protection jonno
32:00 <dematerialised> he'll never change
33:00 <RainbowTooo> adeel khan is a careless man, i wasnt
33:00 <partay> geogeandwell is now trolling his shit in sydney
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <dematerialised> at least he's dedicated
34:00 <johninja> A QUEENSLAND father who accidentally poisoned his son and his friends with home-brew has been found guilty of manslaughter
34:00 <RainbowTooo> at toowoomba
34:00 <RainbowTooo> cheap methanol being used
35:00 <RainbowTooo> he prolly got it cheap off the bunnings
35:00 <johninja> well stanthorpe
35:00 <dematerialised> oh baby, just maybe, we'll take you to the sun of nothingness!
35:00 <RainbowTooo> one of the youngest son who survived is partial blind for good
35:00 <couleurs> wish you were partial blind for good
36:00 <dematerialised> i was blind but now i see
36:00 <RainbowTooo> well i wont serve cheap shit to my son and his friends
36:00 <johninja> at least test it on yourself first
36:00 <RainbowTooo> even the adopted one be treated as a king
36:00 <couleurs> get your ass bak 2 mars
37:00 <dematerialised> to find a world and start again
37:00 <Serenity> xzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsaGT
37:00 <johninja> they are going to have a hard time repopulating if they only like trannys
37:00 <dematerialised> excuse me dont be sexit
37:00 <dematerialised> +s
38:00 <dematerialised> gay men can have babies if they really believe in it
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> that girl is danger, with a capital D!
38:00 <dematerialised> and she's no stranger, well, no stranger than me
38:00 <dematerialised> this is a good song
38:00 <Serenity> woops
38:00 <Serenity> left the rabbit unsupervised
39:00 <dematerialised> now you have 30 of them
39:00 <johninja> haha cute
39:00 <Serenity> he has balls now so i guess thats possible
39:00 <dematerialised> all the respect that you get, from people you haven't met, doing things you soon regret!
39:00 <RainbowTooo> i came to australia in march 1996
39:00 <Serenity> no one gives a fuck beehhh
39:00 <Clarkson> go fuck a prostitute
39:00 <dematerialised> YEAH!
39:00 <johninja> write an autobiography
39:00 <RainbowTooo> but i had good time
40:00 <Serenity> now that would have been a good twitter
40:00 <Serenity> beehhhs rants
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <RainbowTooo> before everything start falling apart into upshitcreek
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
41:00 <Shalko> RainbowTooo did the aliens in Borneo probe your anus too hard?
41:00 <johninja> Deported: my life story by mirza
41:00 <nubbymcnu> not hard enough?
41:00 <RainbowTooo> Shalko is tokendaring, keep annoying me on skype 24/7
42:00 <RainbowTooo> or you two are cousins
42:00 <dematerialised> shalko spends lots of time pasting logs all over the internet
42:00 <RainbowTooo> oh good spoint Shalko
42:00 <Serenity> ohhh
42:00 <Serenity> why you hiding out token
43:00 <RainbowTooo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOgn9JZm6qI
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO MAKING CROP CIRCLES CAUGHT ON CAM Views: 6,096 Uploader: Blast A Uploaded: Jun 6, 2016 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.28
43:00 <RainbowTooo> this is amazing
43:00 <Serenity> nope
43:00 <Shalko> RainbowTooo I've never spoken to you on Skype because I don't use it
44:00 <RainbowTooo> england has 90% of the world's crop circle
45:00 <TheRiddler> https://makeagif.com/i/nzJWcc
45:00 <dematerialised> rip
45:00 <dematerialised> GoNe Too SooN
45:00 <Shalko> Are you still with that two dollar hooker shemale?
46:00 <johninja> https://media.giphy.com/media/l41YAuHyaXj2LGOiY/giphy.gif 
47:00 <couleurs> Yea, I'm Still with Yo Mom xDDDD
50:00 <couleurs> #sureSHOWedHiM
50:00 <RainbowTooo> <RainbowTooo> bro i paid more tax than could count your days till birth there
50:00 <RainbowTooo> <Shalko> Please explain
51:00 <johninja> russia handed suspended disqualification from the euros for fan trouble
51:00 <couleurs> good
51:00 <johninja> any more and they gawn
51:00 <couleurs> send them 2 a gay bar
51:00 <johninja> yeah england should get one too tbh
51:00 <RainbowTooo> gay drinks are on me
51:00 <johninja> just because they got beaten doesn't mean they weren't at fault
51:00 <couleurs> wow, they didn't get 1?
51:00 <johninja> pretty sure only russia
51:00 <couleurs> that's race cyst 
51:00 <johninja> indeed
52:00 <RainbowTooo> just watchout for a troublemaker
52:00 <couleurs> both of them are always hooligans
52:00 <johninja> i just wonder what happens if they get kicked out
52:00 <johninja> like are all matches made into draws or wins or wot
53:00 <couleurs> France Automatically Win.
53:00 <couleurs> too easy
53:00 <couleurs> #trumpDiDEuros
53:00 <dematerialised> illuminaughty confirmed
53:00 <Serenity> dematerialised
54:00 <dematerialised> yo
54:00 <Serenity> show us ya dinger
54:00 <dematerialised> no
54:00 <Serenity> damn
54:00 <RainbowTooo> <Shalko> I'm doing my job, sir
54:00 <RainbowTooo> <RainbowTooo> i set the tax dep on fire while the crew were on smoko 
54:00 <Serenity> its bound to work one day
54:00 <dematerialised> beehhh we don't care
54:00 <dematerialised> please stop
54:00 <dematerialised> i like you man
54:00 <dematerialised> but please
54:00 <dematerialised> no more
54:00 <couleurs> it's been a great tournament so far apart from the hooligans and how there's 2 irelands
55:00 <dematerialised> i wish i followed soccer so i could be cool
55:00 <dematerialised> but i am not cool
55:00 <dematerialised> :(
55:00 <johninja> England midfielder Jack Wilshere, 24, looked ahead to Thursday's Euro 2016 match against Wales by saying: "They don't like us - and we don't like them
55:00 <johninja> soe of his teamates are welsh
56:00 <dematerialised> i had a welsh gf once upon a time
56:00 <dematerialised> she was hot
56:00 <johninja> did she have a funky welsh name?
56:00 <dematerialised> nah
56:00 <johninja> like garreth
56:00 <johninja> oh ok
56:00 <dematerialised> haha
56:00 <dematerialised> Gwyrnethroprtytrary
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Serenity> how do really skinny bitches not die every winter
56:00 <Clarkson> he wont give out personal shit
57:00 <Serenity> i seriously feel like winter is going to kill me and im not even skinny yet
57:00 <dematerialised> that's right Clarkson, i am a vault of secrets
57:00 <Clarkson> gone to masterbate
57:00 <dematerialised> me n u both buddy
57:00 <partay> Serenity do you smoke ?
57:00 <Serenity> no
57:00 <partay> good
57:00 <Serenity> why would you ask that
58:00 <dematerialised> the only thing the smokes is cock
58:00 <partay> cos smoking fucks your circulation which makes you feel the cold more 
58:00 <Serenity> oh right
58:00 <Serenity> soup
58:00 <partay> i love cold weather
58:00 <dematerialised> i forgot what soup looks/smells/tastes/feels like
59:00 <dematerialised> complete soup sensory deprivation
59:00 <faux> thoup
59:00 <dematerialised> hi faux i missed you
59:00 <faux> hi
59:00 <faux> tenks
59:00 <dematerialised> did you listen to my normal voice?
00:00 <faux> lol ye
00:00 <dematerialised> hehe
00:00 <faux> ive heard you before 
00:00 <dematerialised> you have?
00:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah
00:00 <dematerialised> the vids
00:00 <dematerialised> duh
00:00 <faux> house tour vid
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <Serenity> paul rudd looks like he has a comfortable face
00:00 <couleurs> Mr Swishy Pants
01:00 <dematerialised> is that kevin rudd's younger brother
01:00 <faux> lollllllll
01:00 <dematerialised> ?
01:00 <faux> swsh
01:00 <Serenity> ah no
01:00 <dematerialised> i will make a 3 minute long pants swishing video just for faux and amelia
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <faux> she'd love it
01:00 <dematerialised> "here's what my black jeans swish sounds like"
01:00 <dematerialised> "here's me fave blue jeans swish"
02:00 <faux> id cry @ repetition 
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <faux> hi john
02:00 <johninja> nothing but net
02:00 <johninja> heya 
02:00 <faux> how u
02:00 <johninja> yeah alright
02:00 <dematerialised> ooooooour love is a bed of nails
02:00 <johninja> how about you?
03:00 <faux> good tenks
03:00 <johninja> woop
03:00 <faux> gettin sleepy
03:00 <faux> i just drank like bottle of water terrible idea 
03:00 <faux> im so comfy
03:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <johninja> i been stayin up all night
03:00 <faux> eee
04:00 <faux> y 4
04:00 <amelia> i expect swshing video by Fri 6pm pls
04:00 <johninja> just playin this game
04:00 <faux> lolol
04:00 <faux> chess
04:00 <faux> or diff
04:00 <Immutable> I love chess
04:00 <dematerialised> you should gimme ur whatsapp so i can swish you at will amelia
04:00 <johninja> nah its called Thea: the awakening
04:00 <faux> i live chests
04:00 <amelia> i dun has whatsapp
04:00 <johninja> like a fantasy game
04:00 <faux> s
04:00 <faux> o ye
04:00 <amelia> I only jus got fb gimme a break herr
04:00 <amelia> here
04:00 <faux> pc or
05:00 <johninja> yeah
05:00 <dematerialised> yeah but you havent given me that either
05:00 <dematerialised> sooooo
05:00 <dematerialised> whats the deal here
05:00 <dematerialised> what's the score
05:00 <amelia> fb is for real people
05:00 <dematerialised> oh
05:00 <dematerialised> i see how it is
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> u fake cunt 
05:00 <johninja> lol 
05:00 <DK> I am not real 
05:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahaa
05:00 <faux> lolll
05:00 <amelia> people in person
05:00 <johninja> imaginary chatter is imaginarry
05:00 <amelia> not IRC dorks
06:00 <faux> oh 
06:00 <faux> real life
06:00 <couleurs> All My Friends Live on IRC :~)
06:00 <faux> whats that 
06:00 <johninja> yeh like 90% of me mates are on irc
06:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/Gdjs7Jj.gifv
06:00 <Immutable> ...
06:00 <couleurs> yeh johninja he's me m8
06:00 <johninja> yeh
06:00 <faux> all me m8s r bots 
06:00 <johninja> good buds
07:00 <dematerialised> i spose i just did make my phone talk to me when i turn the car on
07:00 <couleurs> don't tell robet tho he will cry
07:00 <dematerialised> but then again it's faux's voice
07:00 <Immutable> yeah johninja and I are friends
07:00 <dematerialised> so does that count:
07:00 <dematerialised> ?
07:00 <Immutable> I just slag him out 100% of the time
07:00 <faux> pwhstmobh
07:00 <faux> what 
07:00 <amelia> do you all interact with each other outside of IRC
07:00 <faux> excuse me
07:00 <faux> did u really use me bogan voice
07:00 <Immutable> yeah 
07:00 <dematerialised> i wanted to meet sezz but she chickened out
07:00 <couleurs> only via FiFa
07:00 <dematerialised> i know a few others off here
07:00 <dematerialised> and yes i did faux
07:00 <Serenity> dematerialised just hugs my husband
07:00 <dematerialised> :)
07:00 <amelia> but why Serenity
08:00 <faux> lolllllll
08:00 <faux> feck
08:00 <dematerialised> forever immortalised
08:00 <dematerialised> when i go to work in the morning
08:00 <faux> terrible
08:00 <dematerialised> the first person's voice i hear is yours
08:00 <Serenity> because i havent met an ircer in like 5 years and i have no intention to meet any more
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <faux> you poor thing
08:00 <Immutable> yeah I cheer as johninja gets in his truck to go on the hunt for pussy
08:00 <President_Trump> Immutable wheres jennifer?
08:00 <faux> excuse me sez
08:00 <faux> dont be rude
08:00 <johninja> my god Immutable iss trying really hard
08:00 <Serenity> you're not an irc person to me anymore tho
08:00 <amelia> cos she has husband now, no need for IRC fuckboys soz demat
08:00 <johninja> do you need some attention pal?
09:00 <faux> naww
09:00 <dematerialised> excuse me
09:00 <Serenity> like you Maurice doodle
09:00 <Immutable> with pom poms
09:00 <dematerialised> i am not an irc fuckboy
09:00 <dematerialised> that's rude
09:00 <faux> ily
09:00 <Serenity> <3
09:00 <amelia> :(
09:00 <johninja> gosh
09:00 <Serenity> AND EXCUSE ME AMELIA
09:00 <amelia> wot
09:00 <faux> uh ob
09:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <Serenity> irc fuck boys.. nigga plz
09:00 <Clarkson> remember that little cunt tripod?
09:00 <amelia> aaaaaahhahahahahahaa
10:00 <amelia> it wasn't me
10:00 <faux> no Clarky
10:00 <Clarkson> Not as shit as your face MATE
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <amelia> it was cereals dat boring fuck
10:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know what a fuckboy is
10:00 <amelia> I'm jus playinnnnnn relax fwends
10:00 <johninja> i'm offended
10:00 <amelia> i dont either
10:00 <Serenity> i think its the new version of fuck buddy
11:00 <dematerialised> thats what i thought
11:00 <faux> suktin john
11:00 <dematerialised> but i was talking to my ex girl crush about that
11:00 <dematerialised> and apparently its not
11:00 <couleurs> amelia is being mean again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <amelia> am not
11:00 <faux> ex girl crush 
11:00 <Immutable> pretty sure dematerialised is a one woman man
11:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is it then
11:00 <dematerialised> no idea
11:00 <faux> OMG
11:00 <faux> AMELIA
11:00 <amelia> when will demat & Serenity meet oh i wonder
11:00 <faux> i have a photo foe u i just remmebered
11:00 <faux> LMAO
11:00 <dematerialised> yes faux she's my ex girl crush
11:00 <faux> hamg
11:00 <Skirmish> It's FUCCBOI
11:00 <Serenity> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck%20boy
11:00 <Serenity> that does not help
12:00 <dematerialised> i am not infatuated with her anymore
12:00 <amelia> OKI show @ me
12:00 <johninja> everyone is just waiting for ShadowLurker to fuck up
12:00 <johninja> but he's not
12:00 <dematerialised> she went and got engaged to some guy who is far more interesting and attractive than me
12:00 <dematerialised> so i was like
12:00 <Skirmish> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fucc%20Boi
12:00 <dematerialised> ok then
12:00 <Serenity> rofl johninja
12:00 <amelia> based on that urban dictionary definition i still have no idea what a fuckboy is
13:00 <faux>  omg noooo
13:00 <johninja> its basically Immutable
13:00 <Serenity> thats why i said it doesnt help
13:00 <faux> i cant find it
13:00 <faux> someone commented Bread on fb
13:00 <DK> fuchboi is just a term for the bucket hat wearing rinsers that go to Amber 
13:00 <faux> on a recipe
13:00 <dematerialised> thats what i thought as well DK
13:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAA
13:00 <faux> but i saved another pic 4 u
13:00 <Serenity> is a fuckboy the 2016 version of a scrub
13:00 <Immutable> lol johninja someone's mad
13:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/pYmaeXR
13:00 <amelia> Bread
13:00 <faux> u irl
13:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
13:00 <dematerialised> some people pay for thrills
13:00 <DK> and they get all their clothes from King something 
13:00 <dematerialised> but i get mine for free!
13:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <dematerialised> man im just livin my life there's nothign crazy bout meeeee
14:00 <amelia> cracked me up
14:00 <DK> culture kings 
15:00 <amelia> 9.15 gosh wot a late night
15:00 <faux> me bones r frozen
15:00 <dematerialised> me toes are
15:00 <faux> can someone bring me heater to me room
15:00 <faux> tysm
15:00 <dematerialised> im actually wearing clothes for once
15:00 <dematerialised> so im not cold
15:00 <dematerialised> funny how that works
15:00 <faux> im under 2 blankets
16:00 <johninja> put sum sox on
16:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah i forgot my eleccy blankets
16:00 <faux> i have 2 pies on
16:00 <dematerialised> i should really do that
16:00 <faux> uh
16:00 <faux> pairs
16:00 <amelia> new pic of johninja
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <amelia> go
16:00 <faux> wearin me pies
16:00 <couleurs> wearin' me pizza hat
17:00 <johninja> one day soon amelia
17:00 <amelia> i only seen one where you said you were fat but i fink you meant tall cos yeah you was pretty tall
17:00 <faux> ehe
17:00 <johninja> now i saw your hair
17:00 <faux> hes almost as tall as me
17:00 <amelia> my boy hair
17:00 <johninja> i am over 2.5 faux
17:00 <faux> excuse me
17:00 <johninja> in the old measurement
17:00 <couleurs> i sean all da girls in here cos i'm a playa... of FiFa
17:00 <dematerialised> my willy is over 2.5
17:00 <faux> dpnt make me climb up there 
17:00 <amelia> he looks like 9x faux's height
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <faux> i hate you all
18:00 <faux> i am fun sized
18:00 <amelia> ok woah calm down imp
18:00 <Immutable> you lub me faux 
18:00 <dematerialised> your butt is pretty fun sized
18:00 <dematerialised> :3
18:00 <Immutable> we go all the way back to isis
18:00 <faux> god
18:00 <johninja> i actually lolled
18:00 <faux> regret showin u me butt
18:00 <johninja> it echoed and frightened me
18:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:00 <dematerialised> also what does chicken legs me
19:00 <dematerialised> i never figured that out
19:00 <DK> wait 
19:00 <faux> skinny
19:00 <dematerialised> oic
19:00 <Serenity> wtf
19:00 <DK> HE GOT TO SEE YOUR BUTT??? 
19:00 <dematerialised> no
19:00 <Serenity> i saw it
20:00 <faux> ye
20:00 <dematerialised> she sent me a google image
20:00 <Serenity> its lovely
20:00 <amelia> tiny skinny chicken legs
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <DK> oh ffs 
20:00 <faux> excuse me
20:00 <dematerialised> she searched for "perfect butt"
20:00 <dematerialised> and then sent it to me
20:00 <faux> hur hur
20:00 <dematerialised> i dont think i have chicken legs
20:00 <dematerialised> perhaps the photo was misleading
20:00 <johninja> hmm
20:00 <dematerialised> i have pretty thick calfs
20:00 <faux> u do compared to ur uper half
20:00 <dematerialised> my proportions are all fucked
20:00 <amelia> chicken legs in swshy pants
20:00 <faux> i dont mean that rudely
21:00 <dematerialised> i know
21:00 <amelia> nice wun faux you mean bully
21:00 <dematerialised> im just saying i thought they werent skinny is all
21:00 <faux> shutup u cunny
21:00 <dematerialised> perhaps i shall send you a leg pic
21:00 <faux> k go
21:00 <dematerialised> kk
21:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
21:00 <Serenity> this is getting erotic
21:00 <amelia> pliv has best leg pic
21:00 <faux> is it
21:00 <amelia> i wish i saved it
21:00 <dematerialised> i dunno about erotic
21:00 <amelia> fuck it was funny
21:00 <Clarkson> I need a fucking smoke
21:00 <faux> look i just wanna see johns butt again
21:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/TNzMXds.jpg
21:00 <faux> is tht too much to ask
21:00 <johninja> with the shitty tattoo?
21:00 <Serenity> john wont send me a dick pic
21:00 <Serenity> hes so rude
22:00 <johninja> i'm just being an introvert
22:00 <faux> show me ur butt dk
22:00 <amelia> Skirmish do you have plivs leg pic
22:00 <amelia> and his bicep pic
22:00 <faux> surely uvr seen his dick sez
22:00 <faux> it was plastered all over irc
22:00 <faux> loll
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <Serenity> yeah i have but i forgot
22:00 <faux> o
22:00 <johninja> it needs a fresh one
22:00 <Serenity> what it looks like
22:00 <amelia> gross
22:00 <faux> ye go on
23:00 <Serenity> like when i see doodles doodle and the next day i need to see it again
23:00 <faux> show us the eye of ya tiger m8
23:00 <johninja> when i'm feeling sexy i will
23:00 <Clarkson> i would take a shit on her
23:00 <johninja> ibut rn its winter and i have a beard etc
23:00 <johninja> so yeah
23:00 <faux> o
23:00 <amelia> wot
23:00 <dematerialised> im sitting here thinking how the fuck do i take a leg pic
23:00 <faux> pubic beard
23:00 <johninja> yeah
23:00 <dematerialised> like what's the standarD?
23:00 <johninja> made of pubes
23:00 <amelia> on your dick?
23:00 <amelia> gross
23:00 <faux> nice
23:00 <amelia> you should maintain
23:00 <Serenity> in heels dematerialised
23:00 <johninja> no on my face
23:00 <dematerialised> lol sezz
23:00 <amelia> o
23:00 <faux> in front of mirror
23:00 <johninja> my pube beard isn't TOO out of control
24:00 <faux> like u did butt pic
24:00 <faux> but front on
24:00 <dematerialised> HAH
24:00 <amelia> jeezus
24:00 <Serenity> would you like me on ur face?
24:00 <Serenity> wow Serenity.. enough
24:00 <faux> eep
24:00 <Skirmish> amelia: No.
24:00 <johninja> lol  i wouldn't say no
24:00 <Skirmish> Just the one I created using lots of his head. 
24:00 <johninja> i wouldn't say much at all
24:00 <amelia> damn it
24:00 <Serenity> haha
24:00 <faux> mblbmmbmlblmbl
24:00 <faux> - john
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <amelia> it was so red and he was flaunting it
24:00 <amelia> soso funny
24:00 <DK> yes Serenity 
24:00 <DK> you can sit on my face
25:00 <Skirmish> Why was it red? 
25:00 <faux> darcy
25:00 <Serenity> been there done that
25:00 <amelia> who knows, its pliv
25:00 <Serenity> i mean...
25:00 <faux> stop typing and show me ur glutes
25:00 <Skirmish> Weird
26:00 <dematerialised> i've decided it's too difficult to portray a leg in a photo properly
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <faux> useless 
26:00 <johninja> you need to do one of those beach shots
26:00 <Serenity> u need a selfie stick
27:00 <faux> lay on a couch
27:00 <DK> sezz has seen my butts 
27:00 <DK> -s 
27:00 <faux> how many u got
27:00 <DK> she can send the pic to you 
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <faux> go on sex
27:00 <faux> z
28:00 <Serenity> i dont have any pics
28:00 <Serenity> i lost all my pics
28:00 <faux> holdout
29:00 <johninja> night amelia
29:00 <Serenity> goodnight sweet prince
29:00 <dematerialised> she doesn't even say goodnight to me anymore
29:00 <dematerialised> she's dropped me like a hot rock
30:00 <johninja> she just has enough of us and leaves
30:00 <couleurs> don't worry m8, johninja n me will always b their 4 u 
30:00 <johninja> errytime
30:00 <couleurs> unless i'm playing FiFa
31:00 <dematerialised> now my legs are cold
31:00 <couleurs> or eating pizza
31:00 <dematerialised> thanks faux
31:00 <johninja> yeah an i'm playin chess or some other game
31:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/AFA20rr -- ROFL that kick!!!!!
31:00 <faux> you volunteered 
31:00 <dematerialised> i needed validation
31:00 <faux> i didn't ask ok
31:00 <faux> gosh 
31:00 <TheRiddler> what to do
31:00 <dematerialised> actually you did
31:00 <faux> no ok
31:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <faux> but i am not complaining 
31:00 <TheRiddler> I started like 5 games
31:00 <TheRiddler> and not completed 1 so far
32:00 <johninja> otal war?
32:00 <faux> also if u ever show partay that butt pic i will kick u to the moon
32:00 <dematerialised> er
32:00 <dematerialised> as if i would ever do that
32:00 <TheRiddler> show me faux
32:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <faux> sif
32:00 <Serenity> please dont
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> i do however have it printed out on an A3 sheet and stuck on the ceiling in my bedroom
32:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
32:00 <dematerialised> no i dont
33:00 <Serenity> im having a doona cover printed with it on
33:00 <faux> ive never shown ash any of me bits
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <johninja> i'm not sure i'm ready for it 
33:00 <faux> i think
33:00 <TheRiddler> can you shoot that high?
33:00 <dematerialised> of course
33:00 <dematerialised> with the right material
33:00 <dematerialised> anything is possible
33:00 <TheRiddler> yes you have
33:00 <TheRiddler> the nipple
33:00 <faux> ohh ye
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's about it
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <faux> in sezs vhan
33:00 <faux> Chan 
33:00 <faux> when we all went nipple crazy
34:00 <johninja> in sezzs van lol
34:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <dematerialised> sezz's bangbus
34:00 <johninja> i could imagine what goes on in there
34:00 <faux> eeeeep
34:00 <johninja> "wheres the candy?"
34:00 <TheRiddler> instead of free candy it's free cheesecake
34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <faux> nom
34:00 <dematerialised> i'd fall for that
34:00 <faux> me too
34:00 <Serenity> NIPPLE MAD
34:00 <couleurs> oh yeh? well 1 time amsy showed me scenery of norweg and it was breathe takeing
34:00 <faux> lolol
34:00 <dematerialised> wtf amsy never showed me that
35:00 <dematerialised> why do you get all the luck
35:00 <dematerialised> you god damn stuff
35:00 <dematerialised> stuf even
35:00 <Serenity> yeah well amsy showed me her tits
35:00 <Serenity> so ner
35:00 <dematerialised> FUCKIN
35:00 <dematerialised> STUF
35:00 <dematerialised> NO
35:00 <Serenity> kay
35:00 <faux> oh
35:00 <johninja> i have seen amsys wooden church pics
35:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds dirty
35:00 <faux> lolol
35:00 <Serenity> it does
35:00 <Serenity> rofll
35:00 <Serenity> giz a look at ya wooden church
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <dematerialised> hi guys it's been a while
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> idiet
36:00 <johninja> who is this dematerialised fellow
36:00 <couleurs> diden't no girls could get wood..... well maybe norell
36:00 <TheRiddler> here's the steeple
36:00 <TheRiddler> open the doors
36:00 <faux> here is the church and here is the steeple
36:00 <Serenity> woww iz dis still going? I havnt mirced in 104 seconds
36:00 <faux> we sure are cute for two ugly peopleee
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <faux> aw i miss that movie
36:00 <dematerialised> my brain was like, press the d key. D. Not F. D. Next to the f key.
36:00 <Serenity> junoo
36:00 <dematerialised> and my hand was like
36:00 <dematerialised> LOL NO ALWAYS F ALL THE TIME
37:00 <TheRiddler> nintendo treehouse tonight
37:00 <Serenity> loll
37:00 <TheRiddler> new console hopefully
37:00 <dematerialised> i can already see the announcements now
37:00 <dematerialised> new mario kart!
37:00 <dematerialised> new wii fit!
37:00 <faux> yeyyyy
38:00 <dematerialised> you can now put colours on your wii controller!
38:00 <faux> Doodie
38:00 <TheRiddler> they already have demos of the new zelda
38:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah
38:00 <dematerialised> new zelda!
38:00 <TheRiddler> playable
38:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
38:00 <faux> hii
38:00 <dematerialised> the minecraft presentation last night was so hard to watch
38:00 <faux> hows ur brane
38:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if they'll put it on the nintendo eshop
38:00 <Serenity> haurice
38:00 <johninja> and then Doodle wantered in late stinking of booze and cheap perfume
38:00 <Doodle> not good
38:00 <TheRiddler> minecraft?
38:00 <faux> o
38:00 <faux> ee
38:00 <Doodle> hai johninja
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah microsoft did a minecraft vid
39:00 <johninja> hey dude
39:00 <dematerialised> presentation*
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah it wasn't real minecraft even
39:00 <dematerialised> with minecraftchick and some other guy
39:00 <TheRiddler> it was minecraft realms
39:00 <dematerialised> the other guy looked so sad and minecraftchick looked like she'd just done 4 different types of heroin
39:00 <Serenity> lolll
39:00 <Doodle> look at what i was missing
39:00 <TheRiddler> the sony conference smashed the microsoft 1
39:00 <dematerialised> i dont think i saw the sony one
40:00 <couleurs> crash bandicoot confirmed mutha fukkas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <dematerialised> only saw xbox and ms and then i had to sleep for work
40:00 <johninja> lol yeh
40:00 <Serenity> i can honestly say i have not given a single fuck about the console competitions in a solid 3-4 years now
40:00 <Clarkson> It's fuckin Levi the cock sucker
40:00 <TheRiddler> norse god of war, resident evil 7, crash bandicoot 4
40:00 <TheRiddler> but no footage of crash bandicoot 4
40:00 <johninja> is there much about VR stuff?
40:00 <dematerialised> they had some vr for minecraft
40:00 <Doodle> sony are far more successful at selling insurance than they are at electronics, its weird
41:00 <johninja> crash bandicoot on VR would be kinda fun in the loungeroom
41:00 <TheRiddler> also remasters of 1-3
41:00 <Doodle> http://www.sonylife.co.jp/english/
41:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13432401_10154285902645844_4413775360076843952_n.jpg?oh=a9d129f9db49161eed983251cd07fed7&oe=57FF3BE9&__gda__=1476884752_2bfe4b63f6dd9432fbcd4fe8a5bd0b7f
41:00 <couleurs> resident evil going 2 make it VR so that will make u shit ur pant
41:00 <Doodle> lol dum botch
41:00 <Doodle> bitch
41:00 <dematerialised> haha
41:00 <Doodle> :/
41:00 <Clarkson> all he can get is men sucking his cock
41:00 <dematerialised> i dont get the vr hype anyway
41:00 <dematerialised> give me a mouse and keyboard and a 24 inch screen
41:00 <TheRiddler> yeah RE will be vr
41:00 <johninja> i didn't know about that Doodle, kewl
41:00 <dematerialised> thats all i need
42:00 <President_Trump> vr is mainly for porn
42:00 <Clarkson> about gay weirdness lol
42:00 <Doodle>  Its financial arm accounts for 63 percent of Sony's total operating profit last year. Life insurance has been its biggest moneymaker over the last decade, earning the company 933 billion yen ($9.07 billion) in operating profit in the 10 years that ended in March.
42:00 <couleurs> yea VR sux but resident evil would be cool
42:00 <Doodle> (2013)
42:00 <TheRiddler> and it's more horror like the recent horror games out than the last game
42:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/QpPK2in.jpg
42:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy sony
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Doodle> dry humpin the drywall
43:00 <johninja> geeze
43:00 <TheRiddler> is that a guy's hand
43:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler wants to compare dildo sizes
43:00 <Doodle> i think its a guy's penis
43:00 <dematerialised> needs a frame of reference
43:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have 1
43:00 <johninja> i sure hope its not his ass
43:00 <couleurs> just put the dick in the hole, problem solved
43:00 <dematerialised> ^
44:00 <Doodle> ot obv broke off while sticking through that hole
44:00 <dematerialised> a thinking man
44:00 <Doodle> *it
44:00 <Devil_Girl> Fucking get sick of your shit, telstra
44:00 <johninja> this is what happens when they atrt using fiber optics instead of good old fashioned reliable copper
44:00 <Devil_Girl> Oh, getting*
44:00 <Doodle> velcome to telsra my name is ranjeet how can i help u
45:00 <Doodle> have u tried rebooting ur router madam
45:00 <Doodle> ok ve vill run a line test, $150
45:00 <dematerialised> lol
45:00 <Maurice> 'Have you tried pushing the button? No, not the button on your blouse'
45:00 <Doodle> 2pm bangalore time
46:00 <couleurs> damn that's a good accent 
46:00 <Doodle> i mean sydney haha
46:00 <Doodle> i am in sydney
46:00 <Doodle> look a bridge
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/6Ejl4CP.gifv 
46:00 <Doodle> PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THAT TONE VITH ME MADAM OR I MAY TERMINATE THE CALL
47:00 <dematerialised> world, my finger, is on the button
47:00 <dematerialised> push the button
47:00 <dematerialised> i feel bad for pakindiamalay callcentre people
47:00 <dematerialised> they probably genuinely want to help
47:00 <Doodle> i went and saw starry night johninja
48:00 <Doodle> when it was at the national gallery
48:00 <Doodle> its tiny
48:00 <johninja> oh nice
48:00 <couleurs> hello sir you have virus on your mac computer because you install windows 10 please be making donation to me so my friend can get sex change for to immigrate to your beautiful country
48:00 <Clarkson> you die chocking on a shemale cawk
48:00 <Doodle> lmao
48:00 <dematerialised> clarkson is getting more relevant and it's scaring me
48:00 <couleurs> ok that's creepy Clarkson 
48:00 <Clarkson> i saw this large women at the shops wearing tights as pants and you could see her g-string................ it was fucking feral
48:00 <Clarkson> so she fucks herself?
48:00 <Doodle> whoah
49:00 <johninja> they were just normal undies
49:00 <johninja> but stretched
49:00 <Doodle> eek
49:00 <couleurs> he seriously makes more sense recently than beehhh and george PUT TOGETHER 
49:00 <dematerialised> ikr
49:00 <dematerialised> spooky
49:00 <Serenity> hahaha
49:00 <Serenity> spooky bot
49:00 <couleurs> it's become self aware
50:00 <couleurs> we've created skynet
50:00 <Doodle> Clarky1000
50:00 <Clarkson> I mean if u can still stuff ur face with that much shit with a gram of meth under ya
50:00 <Doodle> i beg ur pardon
50:00 <Maurice> My lamp is very unsettled tonight and her bell is pissing me off
51:00 <Maurice> JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE LET ME JINGLE IT FOR 10 MINUTES WHILE I LICK MY CONE
51:00 <dematerialised> heh
51:00 <Doodle> jesus
51:00 <Doodle> all that jingling set off me highlight
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <johninja> just take it off, she won't be chasing any birds for a while
52:00 <Maurice> johninja it's coz she gets her casts off, so the collar is holding the cone on her head
52:00 <johninja> ohh
52:00 <Doodle> hehee
52:00 <Doodle> bad esme
52:00 <Doodle> what would cookie say
52:00 <Maurice> He'd probably fuck off for a beer
52:00 <Maurice> I know I would if I could
52:00 <Doodle> ye pick up bob hatfield in the xy ute
52:00 <Doodle> down the club
53:00 <Maurice> Try not to run fatso over in the process
53:00 <Maurice> That fucker is slow
53:00 <Doodle> or the sarge will be after them
53:00 <Doodle> and shirley's eyebrows
53:00 <President_Trump> maga
55:00 <Maurice> Gah, just got up for a drink and she followed, now she has to start the 'grooming' process over again
55:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/VsY99wC.jpg
56:00 <Doodle> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GsW0enoujRI/hqdefault.jpg
59:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/5hP2gXY
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