// #melbourne — 2016-06-23
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00:02:00 <couleurs> Yoink !
00:02:00 <couleurs> --- Bort Sumpsen
00:02:00 <Cath^> show us your curly tail!
00:02:00 <Doodle> eeehehehe
00:02:00 <Cath^> ;p
00:03:00 <Cath^> well you did oink lol
00:03:00 <Doodle> grunt grunt
00:03:00 <Cath^> lol
00:04:00 <Cath^> well i don't wanna see that!
00:04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn
00:04:00 <Doodle> u say that now
00:04:00 <Cath^> haha
00:07:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime every1.......
00:07:00 <amsy> nearly dinner time
00:07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
00:07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn
00:07:00 <amsy> dont feel like anything i have in my fridge
00:07:00 <amsy> :(
00:08:00 <dematerialised> dont forget to brush your teeth and pray to the invisibile pasghetti monster
00:08:00 <couleurs> already did!!!!!!
00:08:00 <Doodle> h8 that amsy
00:08:00 <couleurs> ham n chease toasties!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:08:00 <Doodle> tho i never have anything in there
00:09:00 <amsy> i have a fridge full
00:09:00 <amsy> i had planned on pulled chicken salad
00:09:00 <amsy> but mehhhh
00:09:00 <faux> cheese and hamsy toastie
00:09:00 <amsy> might have toasties
00:09:00 <amsy> lmao
00:10:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hey yall
00:10:00 <couleurs> !pigsies
00:10:00 <faux> hey yall
00:10:00 <faux> dis is wot i say yall
00:10:00 <couleurs> hey all
00:10:00 <faux> de more i see de les i know de more i gotta let it go heeeeyyy yoooo
00:10:00 <couleurs> what's cooler than bean cool?
00:10:00 <faux> ooo hh o h h h ohhhh
00:11:00 <faux> ehehe
00:11:00 <Stev1eLoZz> oops i didnt type that twice duno how that happened
00:11:00 <couleurs> hey owl
00:11:00 <faux> dematerialised knows wots up
00:11:00 <dematerialised> :)
00:11:00 <faux> good song
00:11:00 <amsy> ice cold
00:12:00 <couleurs> good 1 amsy u no what up
00:12:00 <amsy> lmao
00:12:00 <amsy> LMAO
00:12:00 <faux> LOL
00:12:00 <amsy> chinny poppers
00:13:00 <couleurs> masse masse mer
00:13:00 <faux> lmao
00:13:00 <amsy> ahahahahaha
00:13:00 <couleurs> yea it's when you get a pimple on your chin... chinny popper it
00:13:00 <dematerialised> i have never had pimples
00:13:00 <Cath^> asl Fennec_Fox
00:13:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what it's all about
00:14:00 <couleurs> How Dear U
00:14:00 <Doodle> get out Fennec_Fox
00:14:00 <faux> every time i read that it gets funnier
00:14:00 <couleurs> r u still in puberty
00:14:00 <faux> rad hat chinny poppers
00:14:00 <dematerialised> i might b
00:14:00 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck urself you ruddy jackass!
00:14:00 <faux> lmmmmmao
00:14:00 <dematerialised> i dont have many chest hairs
00:14:00 <Doodle> ahahaha
00:14:00 <couleurs> hehe
00:14:00 <Doodle> [00:14] <Fennec_Fox> go fuck urself you ruddy jackass!
00:14:00 <couleurs> Wow F_F Him So Rude
00:14:00 <Doodle> WELL GOLLY GOSH
00:14:00 <faux> GFYYRJ
00:14:00 <Doodle> haha
00:14:00 <amsy> ahahahaha
00:14:00 <Doodle> JPAJAASI
00:15:00 <faux> LOL
00:15:00 <amsy> Fennec_Fox is weird
00:15:00 <Doodle> just a tad
00:15:00 <faux> JPAKAKUWI
00:15:00 <Cath^> has anyone ever responded to his asl pm????
00:15:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
00:15:00 <faux> rofl
00:15:00 <amsy> yeah me
00:15:00 <Doodle> he doesnt pm me
00:15:00 <Doodle> nobody does
00:15:00 <Cath^> and?
00:15:00 <amsy> he didnt believe me
00:15:00 <Doodle> cos of me raging sexual appetite
00:15:00 <faux> he stopped pming me when i told him i hacked his lappy andnfoud kiddy porn
00:15:00 <couleurs> he pm me once i told him to gfyyrj
00:16:00 <Doodle> eehehe
00:16:00 <Cath^> lol
00:16:00 <faux> cath i heard u give good.gobbies
00:16:00 <faux> true or false
00:16:00 <Doodle> i also heard that
00:16:00 <Cath^> true
00:16:00 <Doodle> i told u
00:16:00 <Doodle> i mean
00:16:00 <Doodle> hi
00:16:00 <Cath^> um hi
00:17:00 <faux> what do u mean u told me
00:17:00 <faux> i said it first u RJ
00:17:00 <Doodle> rooofl
00:17:00 <faux> BOKAY
00:17:00 <Doodle> BITCH U DONT KNOW MY LIFE
00:17:00 <faux> lmaoo
00:17:00 <Cath^> lol
00:17:00 <faux> BASCUSE.ME
00:17:00 <Doodle> eehhe
00:17:00 <Cath^> cool your Doodle
00:17:00 <faux> its prob already frozen
00:17:00 <Doodle> if i colled it any more it would be inverted
00:17:00 <faux> he lives in ballarat
00:18:00 <Doodle> COLLED
00:18:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
00:18:00 <Doodle> i cant type
00:18:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/LagAUD8.png
00:18:00 <Cath^> frigid
00:18:00 <faux> hotte and colled
00:18:00 <Doodle> 7 here atm
00:18:00 <dematerialised> thats shorts weather innit?
00:18:00 <Cath^> noted
00:18:00 <amsy> ye
00:18:00 <faux> 8 here
00:18:00 <amsy> it is den
00:18:00 <Doodle> well i am wearing shorts
00:18:00 <amsy> dem
00:18:00 <faux> den
00:18:00 <faux> pix
00:18:00 <Cath^> excuses excuses
00:18:00 <Doodle> u have seen me in shorts
00:18:00 <Doodle> its just me
00:18:00 <faux> idc
00:19:00 <Doodle> but in shorts
00:19:00 <couleurs> it's a hot 11c here suckas
00:19:00 <faux> i just showed u me bumcrack
00:19:00 <faux> again
00:19:00 <Doodle> true
00:19:00 <Doodle> it is a glorious bumcrack
00:19:00 <faux> good
00:19:00 <dematerialised> bumcraic
00:19:00 <faux> now pix
00:19:00 <Doodle> u should be proud
00:19:00 <Cath^> why you're even wearing pants on irc is beyond me
00:19:00 <faux> ye
00:19:00 <Doodle> of it
00:19:00 <Doodle> .
00:19:00 <faux> sometimes i em
00:19:00 <dematerialised> my sentiments exactly Cath^
00:19:00 <faux> am
00:19:00 <faux> em.
00:19:00 <Doodle> sumtiems
00:19:00 <faux> sometimes i run
00:19:00 <Cath^> it's against protocol
00:20:00 <Cath^> whip them off please
00:20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Devo - Whip It.mp3 (3.71MB 192kbps Stereo 2:42)
00:20:00 <couleurs> Peter^Pants
00:20:00 <faux> whip ittttt whip it into shappeeee
00:20:00 <Doodle> lol
00:20:00 <Cath^> lol
00:20:00 <Doodle> jinx
00:20:00 <faux> ehe
00:20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
00:20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> how
00:20:00 <faux> hi glorp
00:20:00 <amsy> lmao
00:20:00 <amsy> how
00:20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats goin on
00:21:00 <couleurs> hey all
00:21:00 <faux> 1nr chat
00:21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> got
00:21:00 <Cath^> n 1 1r
00:21:00 <Cath^> lol
00:21:00 <Zade> hurro georgeandwell_alpha
00:21:00 <faux> n e grls 1nr chat
00:21:00 <couleurs> n e 1 got how a chat me
00:21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> this is it
00:21:00 <amsy> lmao
00:21:00 <Cath^> yeah nah
00:21:00 <faux> this is it
00:21:00 <couleurs> sgowin on
00:21:00 <faux> oooohhh i finally
00:21:00 <Cath^> Zade knows how to irc
00:21:00 <faux> fouuuuunds someone
00:21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
00:21:00 <faux> someont to share my liiife
00:21:00 <faux> one
00:22:00 <faux> ont.
00:22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what is ont m8
00:22:00 <dematerialised> what is it?
00:22:00 <faux> lol
00:22:00 <dematerialised> this is it!
00:22:00 <Cath^> love that song
00:22:00 <faux> tenks i wrote it.meself
00:22:00 <faux> - b1
00:22:00 <dematerialised> you waaaaaant it all but you can't have it
00:23:00 <amsy> ok
00:23:00 <amsy> settle down TheRons
00:23:00 <couleurs> agreed.
00:23:00 <dematerialised> i would have a beer with TheRon
00:23:00 <dematerialised> whilst talking about 80s and 90s rock
00:23:00 <faux> me 2
00:23:00 <faux> then id punch him in teh dick for makingndad jokes all night
00:23:00 <dematerialised> but if he starts talking about skyhooks we're over
00:24:00 <faux> i think he opens notepads when he joins irc and repeats the same 5 jokes
00:24:00 <faux> -s
00:24:00 <Doodle> lol faux
00:24:00 <Doodle> do u like me shirt
00:24:00 <faux> ye
00:24:00 <faux> sack back
00:25:00 <Doodle> lol
00:25:00 <couleurs> sweat sweat fanta see? baby
00:25:00 <Doodle> it says sack race champion
00:25:00 <faux> o
00:25:00 <amsy> good song cc
00:25:00 <couleurs> thank's
00:25:00 <dematerialised> sweet and sticky
00:25:00 <faux> all ur clothes WouLD LooK BeTTeR oN THe FLooR
00:25:00 <faux> smooooth
00:25:00 <Doodle> :o
00:26:00 <dematerialised> all my clothes are on the floor
00:26:00 <faux> not u
00:26:00 <dematerialised> do they look ok?
00:26:00 <faux> put em back on
00:26:00 <faux> dammit
00:26:00 <amsy> lmao
00:26:00 <dematerialised> please tell me i am getting anxiety
00:26:00 <Doodle> lol@u on whatsapp
00:26:00 <faux> you are getting anxiety
00:26:00 <Doodle> godndammit
00:26:00 <faux> lmao
00:27:00 <faux> shut up
00:27:00 <faux> me fingers are fat
00:27:00 <Doodle> handy
00:27:00 <faux> $20
00:27:00 <dematerialised> hehe
00:27:00 <Doodle> i have $50
00:27:00 <faux> woo
00:27:00 <Doodle> do i get 2 and a half
00:27:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/XQPEhSs-Pjw
00:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hey mister snake Views: 42,555 Uploader: Brian Lucas Uploaded: Jun 22, 2016 Duration: 0m37s Rating: 4.08
00:27:00 <faux> ye
00:27:00 <couleurs> amsy: good video incoming
00:27:00 <Doodle> can i have the half first
00:28:00 <Doodle> awes
00:28:00 <faux> slpslp
00:28:00 <Doodle> rofl
00:28:00 <Doodle> hnggplllp
00:28:00 <faux> lmao
00:28:00 <faux> RoMaNCe
00:28:00 <Doodle> *rolls over and goes to sleep*
00:28:00 <faux> o
00:28:00 <Doodle> thx luvr
00:28:00 <faux> golly
00:28:00 <Doodle> zz
00:28:00 <faux> top
00:28:00 <Doodle> eeee
00:29:00 <amsy> is she retarded
00:29:00 <amsy> lolll
00:29:00 <faux> no im special
00:29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 ZZ Top - Legs.mp3 (4.14MB 128kbps Stereo 4:31)
00:29:00 <Doodle> round me ears
00:29:00 <couleurs> she just checkin' which snek is mean and which is nice!!!!
00:29:00 <Doodle> thx
00:29:00 <faux> k
00:29:00 <Doodle> blblblblbl
00:29:00 <Doodle> alphabet
00:29:00 <Doodle> etc
00:29:00 <faux> do numbers and stop at 8
00:29:00 <faux> tenks
00:30:00 <Doodle> 8888888888888888888888888
00:30:00 <faux> that arabic for hi nice to meet u me names harry
00:30:00 <Doodle> harry highpants
00:30:00 <faux> im gonna put a face mask on
00:30:00 <faux> brb
00:30:00 <Doodle> ok mrs doubtfire
00:31:00 <Doodle> dont set ur tits alight
00:31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeZYff7FTzc
00:31:00 <couleurs> me irl
00:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cringe - Man Lies About Being An Orlando Terrorist Attack 'Survivor' Views: 220 Uploader: digbickqt Uploaded: Jun 22, 2016 Duration: 1m56s Rating: 4.54
00:32:00 <couleurs> i just want some hugs ok
00:32:00 <dematerialised> Skyrim will fall as an independent province both economically and militarily without Imperial rule.
00:34:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/YX2Zlsg.jpg
00:34:00 <couleurs> Bye Cathy^
00:34:00 <couleurs> TRAGGERED
00:36:00 <faux> phew
00:36:00 <faux> g
00:37:00 <faux> and stay out
00:38:00 <Doodle> helloooooooo dear
00:38:00 <faux> lol
00:38:00 <faux> i didnt dip me face in a cake pk
00:38:00 <Doodle> oh
00:38:00 <faux> its a cucumber peel off mask
00:38:00 <Doodle> delish
00:38:00 <faux> i peel it off in 10 mins
00:38:00 <faux> and have Frash Skan
00:38:00 <Doodle> bit of garlic and lemon juice
00:38:00 <faux> what u cookin
00:39:00 <Doodle> for that tzatziki fresh face
00:39:00 <faux> lol
00:39:00 <faux> Yoggert
00:39:00 <Doodle> omnom
00:42:00 <amsy> if youre sending pics and im not getting them ill be very sad
00:43:00 <Skirmish> [00:39] <dematerialised> Skyrim will fall as an independent province both economically and militarily without Imperial rule. <---- What goes through your head when a woman talks to you?
00:44:00 <dematerialised> every time
00:44:00 <amsy> lol a made the mistake of adding a guy i know on steam
00:44:00 <Doodle> soz amsy i'll send them to u too pants on or off
00:45:00 <amsy> he wont stop telling me about his big boob mods on skyrim
00:45:00 <amsy> pants off?
00:45:00 <amsy> was that honestly a question
00:45:00 <Doodle> lol ye i realised that whe i was typing it
00:45:00 <Doodle> n
00:46:00 <amsy> same goes for bb
00:46:00 <faux> u wanna see me bumcrac
00:46:00 <faux> ?
00:46:00 <faux> lol
00:46:00 <amsy> sure
00:46:00 <faux> oh
00:46:00 <faux> ok
00:47:00 <amsy> why u using face mask on ur bum crack
00:47:00 <faux> im not
00:47:00 <faux> but thats what pics were sent
00:47:00 <faux> LMAO
00:48:00 <Doodle> olawd
00:48:00 <Doodle> lol
00:48:00 <faux> me butts actually me faceirl
00:48:00 <amsy> ur cute
00:48:00 <Doodle> so is her butt
00:48:00 <faux> ehs
00:48:00 <faux> e
00:49:00 <faux> woo
00:49:00 <faux> peeled me.face off
00:49:00 <faux> so smooth
00:50:00 <Doodle> awes
00:50:00 <Doodle> you will have sally field back in no time
00:50:00 <dematerialised> holy shit Serenity, [19:41:35] <amelia> majestic angel she was massive how dare you
00:50:00 <Clarkson> ill shoot u cunt
00:50:00 <faux> idk what that means
00:50:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure that is one of the girls i met on here
00:50:00 <dematerialised> lol
00:50:00 <dematerialised> majestic^angel
00:50:00 <amsy> i want to try that swisse manuka honey mask
00:51:00 <Doodle> lol she is the wife from mrs doubtfire
00:51:00 <Doodle> jeez
00:51:00 <faux> i want to try u as a face mask
00:51:00 <faux> EHE
00:51:00 <Doodle> :o
00:51:00 <Doodle> pix
00:51:00 <amsy> hahaha
00:51:00 <faux> ~~romance~~
00:51:00 <Doodle> lol
00:51:00 <Doodle> Doodle stylez
00:51:00 <Doodle> blblblblb
00:51:00 <faux> no doodle style is
00:52:00 <faux> "hop on"
00:52:00 <Serenity> i remember the nick
00:52:00 <Doodle> ehee
00:52:00 <Serenity> dunno who she is tho
00:52:00 <faux> "these arent my glasses"
00:52:00 <Doodle> LOL
00:52:00 <Doodle> swing by hop on and THESE ARENT MY GLASSES
00:52:00 <faux> etc
00:52:00 <faux> lmao was thinking swing by but too obvi
00:52:00 <Doodle> ^_^
00:52:00 <Doodle> i should get some new glasses
00:52:00 <Doodle> but effort
00:52:00 <Doodle> these ones are fucked
00:52:00 <faux> ye get some black frames
00:53:00 <faux> CuTe
00:53:00 <Doodle> no pls
00:53:00 <faux> y
00:53:00 <faux> dont have to be thick hipster ones
00:53:00 <Doodle> cos i already look like enough of a dork thanks
00:53:00 <faux> you can get thin black frames
00:53:00 <Doodle> like the ones i have?
00:53:00 <faux> what no
00:53:00 <faux> bit thicker ok
00:53:00 <faux> lol
00:53:00 <faux> just not thicknerdspechipstercunt ones
00:53:00 <faux> i will show u what i mean tomoz
00:53:00 <faux> as for now
00:53:00 <faux> im goin to slerp
00:54:00 <faux> and also sleep
00:54:00 <Doodle> ye me too
00:54:00 <Doodle> ninis lovely
00:54:00 <faux> gN :*
00:54:00 <Doodle> ^_^
00:54:00 <faux> gN bb lilypads
00:54:00 <amsy> gN xx
00:54:00 <amsy> lym
00:54:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o//
00:54:00 <amsy> nini roodles
00:55:00 <Serenity> ninight doodley
00:55:00 <dematerialised> cum
00:56:00 <Serenity> on ur face?
00:56:00 <dematerialised> if you must
00:56:00 <Serenity> excellent
00:57:00 <dematerialised> i was meant to be in bed an hour ago
00:57:00 <dematerialised> stupid youtube...
00:57:00 <Serenity> i was about to go to bed then remembered i forgot to put the washing on
00:57:00 <Serenity> stupid Serenity
00:58:00 <dematerialised> can i come over and borrow your nbn?
00:58:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
00:58:00 <Serenity> its mine!
00:58:00 <dematerialised> bugger
00:59:00 <dematerialised> i need to re-install windows and all my games this weekend
00:59:00 <dematerialised> it suuuucks
00:59:00 <Serenity> ghey
01:20:00 <Serenity> omg faux
01:20:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/OKuiSDF0Ju8
01:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miniature Turtle & Terrarium Tutorial // Dolls/Dollhouse Views: 229,726 Uploader: SugarCharmShop Uploaded: Jun 17, 2016 Duration: 5m30s Rating: 4.90
08:08:00 <robot> morning
08:38:00 <gs69azza> fuck it's cold today
08:47:00 <faux> tis
08:47:00 <faux> me nipple fell off
08:47:00 <faux> but its gonna reach 20
08:47:00 <faux> and sunny
08:53:00 <faux> wtf happened
08:54:00 <gs69azza> no idea
08:55:00 <gs69azza> all I know is it's freezing
08:56:00 <faux> did my messags come through
09:04:00 <gs69azza> 08:47 <@faux> tis
09:04:00 <gs69azza> 08:47 <@faux> me nipple fell off
09:04:00 <gs69azza> 08:47 <@faux> but its gonna reach 20
09:04:00 <gs69azza> 08:47 <@faux> and sunny
09:04:00 <gs69azza> 08:53 -!- mode/#melbourne [+o faux] by ChanOP
09:07:00 <robot> no faux coz i didn get a hi from u
12:29:00 <faux> hello Matthew
12:30:00 <faux> why are you not blessing children with your presence today
12:30:00 <Matthew> i have bronchitis :( :(
12:31:00 <faux> oh no
12:31:00 <faux> Sorry to Hear
12:31:00 <faux> get well Soon
12:31:00 <Matthew> thank you faux
12:32:00 <faux> youre very welcome
12:33:00 <Matthew> just before holidays as well... great fucking timing... not
12:34:00 <faux> darn
13:23:00 <Matthew> how rude
13:24:00 <Sweeteen> Matthew go blow a goat
13:29:00 <Matthew> no thanks. enough of your vulgarity.
13:31:00 <faux> iiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling
13:31:00 <faux> who are you
13:31:00 <Sweeteen> im your friend
13:31:00 <faux> ok
13:32:00 <Sweeteen> lori says you like this
13:32:00 <Matthew> Lori Laughlin
13:41:00 <faux> oh youre that muzzled weirdo
13:41:00 <Sweeteen> thank you for the compliment
13:45:00 <faux> and stay out
13:46:00 <Matthew> concur tbh
14:05:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13509098_10154797278210400_6834127575871299950_n.jpg?oh=1e176278b1acd9f8bff0ea8049a7dea5&oe=57C50CA0
14:09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:11:00 <gs69azza> im confused
14:12:00 <faux> LOL ash
14:12:00 <faux> that is cute
14:19:00 <British^Meat> Why would that be?
14:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you will never know lol
14:29:00 <TheRiddler> yep
14:29:00 <British^Meat> :(
14:29:00 <British^Meat> and all i wanted to do was converse :(
14:32:00 <robot> i taught myself how to do image composites
14:32:00 <Student> Greetings
14:34:00 <faux> i taught myself how to do robberies
14:34:00 <Student> i hope you know what are you talking about dear
14:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont we all British^Meat
14:39:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/Smf8vmp.png
14:39:00 <robot> it's not the best but now i know how to actually do it
14:43:00 <TheRiddler> green mountains
14:43:00 <TheRiddler> also there
14:43:00 <TheRiddler> oops
14:44:00 <robot> yea the grass at the bottom n the sky is from other photoso
14:46:00 <TheRiddler> you now need to learn how to blend
14:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:46:00 <robot> do you photoshop?
14:47:00 <TheRiddler> a little
14:48:00 <robot> cool
14:50:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
14:51:00 <emuls> DONT WE ALL
14:53:00 <gs69azza> lol
14:53:00 <faux> smd
14:53:00 <faux> HI BUTT
14:53:00 <gs69azza> HI BUTT
14:54:00 <faux> how u
14:54:00 <gs69azza> eh i'm as good as I could be
14:54:00 <gs69azza> yourself?
14:54:00 <gs69azza> I looked on news.com.au and didn't see Jennings hung himself last night so I'm disappointed
14:54:00 <faux> im ok ty
14:54:00 <faux> i kinda have a date tonight
14:54:00 <faux> omgosh
14:54:00 <faux> lol
14:55:00 <gs69azza> lek shuh
14:55:00 <faux> saying that out loudcis weird
14:55:00 <faux> LOL
14:55:00 <faux> lek shuuu
14:55:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
14:55:00 <faux> warra ya gonna wearrrr
14:55:00 <gs69azza> burberry
14:55:00 <gs69azza> please be burberry
14:55:00 <gs69azza> fuck
14:55:00 <faux> what
14:55:00 <faux> no
14:55:00 <gs69azza> i'm sitting here lolling hard
14:55:00 <faux> hes not a gross leb
14:55:00 <gs69azza> he's a nice leb?
14:55:00 <faux> ye
14:55:00 <faux> hes sweet
14:56:00 <robot> hi
14:56:00 <gs69azza> no leb is sweet
14:56:00 <faux> and gigAntic
14:56:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME
14:56:00 <gs69azza> ok ok
14:56:00 <gs69azza> you are
14:56:00 <faux> i am angelic
14:56:00 <faux> ty
14:56:00 <gs69azza> but other than that
14:56:00 <gs69azza> fkn lebs
14:56:00 <faux> lol hes nice ok dont ruin it yet im already netvous
14:56:00 <gs69azza> all lebs owe me money
14:56:00 <faux> sheesh
14:56:00 <gs69azza> ask him if he wants bags
14:56:00 <gs69azza> can get
14:56:00 <gs69azza> lol
14:56:00 <gs69azza> fuck
14:56:00 <faux> lol
14:56:00 <gs69azza> loooool
14:56:00 <faux> hes not a dero
14:56:00 <gs69azza> i'm lolling so hard
14:56:00 <faux> gfy
14:56:00 <gs69azza> he's leb
14:56:00 <faux> .
14:56:00 <Serenity> LEK FUKEN SHUUU HABIBI
14:57:00 <gs69azza> his cuzzy will want some
14:57:00 <faux> im a bit offended rn
14:57:00 <faux> at u
14:57:00 <gs69azza> or some cracker m
14:57:00 <faux> butt.
14:57:00 <gs69azza> really?
14:57:00 <gs69azza> i'm sorry
14:57:00 <faux> lmaoo sez
14:57:00 <gs69azza> I only know derro lebs
14:57:00 <faux> i love him
14:57:00 <gs69azza> ...
14:57:00 <Serenity> so funny
14:57:00 <gs69azza> yay
14:57:00 <faux> U PELICAN LOOKING FUCK
14:57:00 <gs69azza> congrats
14:57:00 <faux> no
14:57:00 <Serenity> he makes leb chicks sound so nuts
14:57:00 <Serenity> rofl
14:57:00 <faux> too late to fake happiness
14:57:00 <faux> go away
14:58:00 <gs69azza> ok
14:58:00 <faux> lol yeah sez
14:58:00 <faux> some of them are.
14:58:00 <Serenity> i think young chicks in general these days are fkn psychotic with their bfs
14:58:00 <faux> and he makes all aussie chicks sound care free and slutty
14:58:00 <faux> lmaooo
14:58:00 <Serenity> going by what i see from my niece n shit
14:58:00 <faux> LOOK JASON.
14:58:00 <faux> ILL FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND OK
14:58:00 <Serenity> lollll
14:58:00 <faux> i love him
14:59:00 <gs69azza> ohhh i thought you were saying you love your date
14:59:00 <faux> ew no
14:59:00 <faux> ive known him for like
14:59:00 <gs69azza> riiiiiiight
14:59:00 <faux> a week today
14:59:00 <faux> lol
14:59:00 <gs69azza> yeah fair call
14:59:00 <faux> omgosh ye
14:59:00 <faux> we met a week ago
14:59:00 <gs69azza> so a week
14:59:00 <faux> ye hes cookinh me dinner at his house
14:59:00 <Serenity> she hasnt banged him yet i already asked
15:00:00 <gs69azza> that's good
15:00:00 <faux> we havent even kissed yet excuse me
15:00:00 <faux> i am a lady
15:00:00 <faux> lolllll
15:00:00 <gs69azza> i'm surprised he hasn't taken you to marquee yet
15:00:00 <Serenity> kiss his peenie
15:00:00 <faux> ew.
15:00:00 <Serenity> ok odont
15:00:00 <Serenity> that was ott
15:00:00 <faux> i dont go clubbing
15:00:00 <faux> and he knows this
15:00:00 <gs69azza> I can ask my cuzzys for some info
15:00:00 <faux> im freaking out about his house sif id go to a club
15:00:00 <gs69azza> i've come to realise all lebs know each other
15:00:00 <faux> hes not our age
15:01:00 <faux> and ye they do
15:01:00 <gs69azza> older?
15:01:00 <faux> im also leb so i have connections
15:01:00 <faux> lol
15:01:00 <faux> yeah hes 32
15:01:00 <Serenity> older rofl
15:01:00 <Serenity> MAY ASWELL BE A GRANDAD
15:01:00 <gs69azza> olawdy
15:01:00 <gs69azza> nah
15:01:00 <Serenity> im kidding btw
15:01:00 <faux> lol i think he just meant oldee than us
15:01:00 <gs69azza> i care for faux okay
15:01:00 <faux> good
15:01:00 <gs69azza> make sure she dun get hurt unno
15:01:00 <faux> u better
15:01:00 <faux> im fantastic
15:02:00 <gs69azza> being srs but
15:02:00 <faux> dw i already told one of my cousins where im gonna be in case i need to escape death
15:02:00 <faux> lmao
15:02:00 <gs69azza> ok
15:02:00 <faux> omg now im scared
15:02:00 <gs69azza> i'll wait for the status change
15:02:00 <gs69azza> then ask
15:02:00 <Serenity> faux
15:02:00 <Serenity> dont fucking do this
15:02:00 <Serenity> you will be fine
15:02:00 <faux> what status
15:02:00 <gs69azza> relationship
15:02:00 <Serenity> ..
15:02:00 <faux> ITS BEEN A WEEK
15:02:00 <faux> CAN U NOT
15:02:00 <gs69azza> LOL
15:02:00 <gs69azza> fuck
15:03:00 <gs69azza> hahahahahah
15:03:00 <Serenity> shes going to dinner not a fucking arranged wedding
15:03:00 <gs69azza> hahahahahahahahaha
15:03:00 <faux> lmao
15:03:00 <gs69azza> fuck
15:03:00 <gs69azza> i'm so funny today
15:03:00 <faux> r u high
15:03:00 <gs69azza> nah I'm not allowed any sort of toxins till my next blood test
15:03:00 <faux> good
15:03:00 <gs69azza> i'm really bored but
15:03:00 <gs69azza> I've gone cray
15:04:00 <Serenity> ugh my tum is so uncomfortable
15:04:00 <Serenity> hnng'
15:04:00 <faux> im laying down
15:04:00 <gs69azza> but in all seriousness, almost every leb asks me the same question
15:04:00 <faux> hopefullt i fall asleep
15:04:00 <gs69azza> don't
15:04:00 <faux> yeah well u know the fully sick scummy ones then
15:04:00 <gs69azza> go to his house
15:04:00 <gs69azza> enjoy the dinner
15:04:00 <gs69azza> have fun
15:04:00 <faux> its at 6
15:04:00 <faux> lkl
15:05:00 <dematerialised> i wish i had some coffee, i should get off my ass and do some food shopping
15:05:00 <robot> ye
15:05:00 <faux> hes picking me up
15:05:00 <gs69azza> it's 3 hours away
15:05:00 <faux> yeah i can nap for halfa
15:05:00 <faux> WHAT R U MY DAD
15:05:00 <faux> bash ur hed in
15:05:00 <gs69azza> k
15:05:00 <faux> lol
15:05:00 <Serenity> shes not a guy she doesnt need 12 hours to do her hair and get ready
15:05:00 <faux> rofl
15:05:00 <faux> my hairs done
15:05:00 <faux> i know what im wearint
15:05:00 <gs69azza> if only i could screenshot some of the convos i have with the lebs I know
15:05:00 <gs69azza> then you'd understand
15:05:00 <faux> wanna see me new jeans aaron
15:06:00 <Serenity> remember when it was women who used to take 3 days to get ready
15:06:00 <gs69azza> yes
15:06:00 <faux> k
15:06:00 <gs69azza> show me what youre wearing tonight
15:06:00 <faux> k sent
15:06:00 <faux> just a white tshirt
15:06:00 <faux> w those jeans
15:07:00 <Doodle> indeed
15:07:00 <faux> lol Serenity yes
15:07:00 <faux> now dudes spend 4 hours doing their hair
15:07:00 <gs69azza> i get ready within 10 mins
15:07:00 <Serenity> yep rofl
15:08:00 <Serenity> i remember going ouit with my sis her husband and his brother one night her n i were ready in 30 mins and he literally took an hour and a half in the bathroom (her husband)
15:08:00 <Serenity> we're like WTF ARE YOU DOING
15:08:00 <faux> wtf
15:08:00 <faux> jerkin his gherkin
15:08:00 <Serenity> he was so into himself
15:08:00 <faux> def
15:08:00 <faux> lol
15:09:00 <faux> there is a woman of the nig variety on this show i am watching who i would very much like to tiptoe through
15:09:00 <Doodle> BOKAY
15:09:00 <Serenity> changed his clothes like 4 times
15:09:00 <faux> oh god
15:09:00 <faux> i hate that
15:09:00 <faux> a lot
15:09:00 <gs69azza> nah I just make sure my tee is fresh
15:09:00 <Serenity> lol
15:09:00 <gs69azza> like ironed and shit
15:09:00 <faux> lollllll
15:09:00 <gs69azza> if it's not ironed I'll iron it
15:09:00 <gs69azza> or just change
15:09:00 <faux> ok mike
15:09:00 <gs69azza> mike?
15:09:00 <faux> the situation
15:09:00 <faux> jersey shore
15:09:00 <gs69azza> olawdy
15:09:00 <faux> FRESH T
15:10:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllll
15:10:00 <gs69azza> nah tis because when I lived at home and my old lady did things fo rme, she ironed EVERYTHING
15:10:00 <gs69azza> so I'm just used to ironed shit
15:10:00 <gs69azza> my underwear was ironed
15:10:00 <gs69azza> ...
15:10:00 <faux> what
15:10:00 <faux> why
15:10:00 <gs69azza> yeah
15:10:00 <gs69azza> dunno
15:10:00 <faux> how unnecessary
15:10:00 <gs69azza> so i iron clothes
15:10:00 <gs69azza> all the time
15:10:00 <gs69azza> everything gets ironed
15:10:00 <faux> my grandma irons pillow casea
15:11:00 <faux> i find that weird
15:11:00 <gs69azza> yeah my mother did the same
15:11:00 <gs69azza> cray cray
15:12:00 <faux> rochelle aytes
15:12:00 <faux> hng
15:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:12:00 <faux> do yourself a fav and google
15:12:00 <zaim> i iron my pillow cases
15:12:00 <faux> i dont buy shit i need to iron
15:12:00 <faux> simple.
15:12:00 <faux> lol
15:12:00 <faux> my cousin is so weird
15:12:00 <faux> showed her my jeans shes like
15:12:00 <Serenity> i dont iron a thing
15:12:00 <faux> o ye he can climb his way into ur vagina
15:12:00 <faux> ye ty
15:12:00 <Serenity> roofll
15:13:00 <TheRiddler> What show?
15:13:00 <faux> mistresses
15:13:00 <TheRiddler> ah
15:13:00 <TheRiddler> she was in white chicks
15:13:00 <faux> zaim is hugh hefner irl
15:14:00 <faux> shes gorgeous
15:14:00 <zaim> yeah brew. i drop viagras like eckiez
15:14:00 <faux> oh dear
15:14:00 <gs69azza> i like them
15:14:00 <faux> like what
15:14:00 <gs69azza> i made michelle get some ripped ones the other day
15:15:00 <Immutable> wow what a horrible taste in women you have
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> ban
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Immutable
15:15:00 <Immutable> what an ugly ho though
15:15:00 <gs69azza> jeans
15:15:00 <faux> oh
15:15:00 <faux> ye
15:15:00 <gs69azza> genes
15:15:00 <gs69azza> why can't I get junipers ssl vpn working on a raspberry pi?
15:15:00 <faux> i have darker grey ones too that are super ripped
15:15:00 <gs69azza> i refuse to install windows
15:15:00 <faux> like me knee falls out
15:15:00 <faux> mmm raspberry pie
15:16:00 <Immutable> sandor cligane is a sexy man
15:16:00 <gs69azza> i'm so bored
15:16:00 <faux> send me butt pix
15:16:00 <gs69azza> i did already
15:17:00 <faux> o ye
15:17:00 <faux> i closed that snap pretty quick cos i got a call
15:17:00 <faux> but i was like Oo butt
15:17:00 <gs69azza> bawwh
15:17:00 <faux> daily butt grind
15:17:00 <gs69azza> daily?
15:17:00 <gs69azza> i can send daily
15:18:00 <faux> ew.
15:18:00 <Immutable> and a sexier woman than this rochelle person
15:18:00 <gs69azza> but I don't want mohammad killing me
15:18:00 <faux> id say u do pretty well
15:18:00 <gs69azza> actually, what is his name?
15:18:00 <faux> hes not Muslim ok
15:18:00 <gs69azza> oh
15:18:00 <faux> god
15:18:00 <faux> assumptions
15:18:00 <gs69azza> buttumptions
15:18:00 <faux> brb porn
15:18:00 <Clarkson> yeah good, glad it is finally starting to cool the fuck down -.-
15:18:00 <gs69azza> food porn
15:18:00 <Clarkson> having a rotating roster would confuse the fuck outta me - i work 4 full days and 2 half days (wed and sat), everyweek
15:18:00 <zaim> same, faux
15:19:00 <Doodle> yeah how dare u have a different opinion
15:19:00 <Doodle> on something subjective
15:19:00 <faux> lollll
15:19:00 <faux> r u porning it up
15:19:00 <faux> link me immediately
15:19:00 <gs69azza> i alreayd did
15:19:00 <gs69azza> hence butt pic
15:19:00 <faux> lol
15:19:00 <faux> not u ok
15:19:00 <faux> zaim
15:20:00 <faux> i know right
15:20:00 <faux> am i supposed to be offended
15:20:00 <faux> idgi
15:20:00 <Doodle> i'm a sexier woman than rosie o'donnell
15:20:00 <faux> LOL
15:20:00 <Doodle> i have less facial hair too
15:20:00 <faux> hot
15:21:00 <Doodle> k back 2 work c u next yr
15:21:00 <faux> k
15:21:00 <Serenity> god im obsessed with looking at food on insta
15:21:00 <Doodle> *dicks
15:21:00 <gs69azza> i look at emo chicks on insta
15:21:00 <gs69azza> dicks
15:21:00 <gs69azza> i look at emo dicks on insta
15:21:00 <Doodle> you all look at dicks on there dont lie, they should call it dickstagram
15:22:00 <faux> lol
15:22:00 <faux> instadick
15:22:00 <gs69azza> should call it ADFstagram
15:22:00 <Doodle> ye
15:22:00 <gs69azza> too soon?
15:22:00 <Doodle> idgi
15:22:00 <gs69azza> WHATTT
15:22:00 <gs69azza> wait
15:22:00 <gs69azza> I'll link
15:22:00 <gs69azza> you will lol
15:22:00 <gs69azza> i feel bad
15:22:00 <gs69azza> but I lol
15:23:00 <Doodle> quick i have a research proposal to formulate
15:23:00 <faux> great the kids are home from school
15:23:00 <gs69azza> http://www.smh.com.au/national/adf-abuse-victim-told-injuries-sustained-through-rape-just-anxiety-20160622-gppm7f.html
15:23:00 <faux> hooray
15:23:00 <gs69azza> wait
15:24:00 <gs69azza> not that 1
15:24:00 <faux> .
15:24:00 <Serenity> ok thats not funny
15:24:00 <Doodle> uh yeah
15:24:00 <Doodle> thats not funny
15:25:00 <gs69azza> http://www.news.com.au/national/day-one-of-royal-commission-into-sexual-abuse-within-the-adf-hears-graphic-stories-of-rape-abuse/news-story/1a83565f1171fec5ac5a7d1197d1e730
15:25:00 <gs69azza> “On multiple occasions I was snatched in the middle of a night and dragged to a sports oval,” he said.
15:25:00 <gs69azza> “I was forced to suck another recruit’s penis or lick a junior recruit’s anus ... Other times I was forced to have anal intercourse with junior recruits or I was raped by another junior recruit who was directed to do so by the older recruits or base staff.”
15:25:00 <gs69azza> like wtf
15:25:00 <gs69azza> just leave
15:25:00 <gs69azza> why would you stay
15:25:00 <Doodle> uh no
15:25:00 <Doodle> still not funny
15:25:00 <gs69azza> why would you keep doing it
15:25:00 <Serenity> because you cant just leave
15:25:00 <Doodle> ye
15:25:00 <Serenity> you can be arrested if you just leave you need permission to leave the defense force
15:25:00 <Doodle> i was in air cadets and i left and they made it bloody difficult
15:25:00 <Doodle> like i was 14
15:26:00 <Doodle> and they threatened me with jail
15:26:00 <gs69azza> i'm sorry, if some one tried to force me to eat some dudes ass, I'd lose my shit
15:26:00 <Doodle> yeah ok tuff guy
15:26:00 <Serenity> you cant really comment on someone elses abuse sorry
15:26:00 <lax> gs69azza you think thats funny do ya
15:26:00 <lax> fuckwit
15:26:00 <Serenity> thats like those people who say to abused wives 'why didnt you just leave' well its not that easy
15:26:00 <gs69azza> i left
15:27:00 <gs69azza> and I had an abusive fiance
15:27:00 <gs69azza> got sliced up too
15:27:00 <Doodle> then you should know how hard it could be for others
15:27:00 <Serenity> you're a big strong man who really is of no disadvantage
15:27:00 <faux> how can you find that article funny. i just readit and want to cry for him
15:27:00 <gs69azza> i found it easy, shit got too crazy then left
15:27:00 <gs69azza> i meant funny as in weird btw
15:27:00 <gs69azza> not ha haw funny
15:27:00 <lax> sick bastard
15:28:00 <faux> mmk
15:28:00 <lax> <gs69azza> you will lol
15:28:00 <lax> <gs69azza> i feel bad
15:28:00 <lax> <gs69azza> but I lol
15:28:00 <lax> fuck off
15:28:00 <faux> ok
15:28:00 <gs69azza> lol at the adfstagram
15:28:00 <Serenity> who was that lol
15:28:00 <gs69azza> iunno
15:28:00 <faux> no idea
15:28:00 <gs69azza> 15:28 < lax> <gs69azza> i feel bad
15:28:00 <gs69azza> 15:28 < lax> <gs69azza> but I lol
15:28:00 <gs69azza> soooooo
15:29:00 <Doodle> you might want to be careful who you say the tough guy walk away from rape lines to in future
15:29:00 <faux> anyway im gonna try to nap
15:29:00 <faux> i might be bck brfore i leave tonight to cry to u Serenity
15:29:00 <faux> cyas
15:29:00 <Serenity> thats cool!
15:29:00 <Doodle> o/
15:29:00 <Serenity> nap well
15:29:00 <faux> <3
15:30:00 <Serenity> homer is licking his arsehole in my ear
15:30:00 <Serenity> cunt
15:31:00 <robot> e
15:31:00 <British^Meat> <Serenity> who was that lol - one of those loooooooooooool weirdos
15:32:00 <Serenity> ofc
15:37:00 <Doodle> [15:30] <Serenity> homer is licking his arsehole in my ear
15:37:00 <Doodle> his arsehole is in your ear?
15:38:00 <Serenity> sometimes when he plonks it down on me head
15:38:00 <Doodle> eek
15:38:00 <Doodle> i'd be all GET OFF ME FISH FARTS
15:43:00 <faux> g
15:44:00 <faux> hi gus
15:44:00 <faux> welcome
15:45:00 <TheRon> ty
16:20:00 <Threatening_Skies> Afternoon all
16:20:00 <verao> good evening Threatening_Skies
16:21:00 <verao> all well in here
16:21:00 <Threatening_Skies> Good to hear
16:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi Threatening_Skies
16:21:00 <verao> im going to announce my love for faux, she's my gf so is Serenity
16:21:00 <Threatening_Skies> Gday Snoopys_Gunship
16:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i guess verao is dreaming again
16:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you doing TheDarkTruth
16:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK
16:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Threatening_Skies
16:23:00 <Threatening_Skies> Ah the old tab key
16:23:00 <Threatening_Skies> lol
16:23:00 <verao> Snoopys_Gunship nope
16:23:00 <verao> not dreaming
16:23:00 <Threatening_Skies> Doing well Snoop, no complaints what so ever
16:23:00 <verao> ask them yourself
16:26:00 <Threatening_Skies> I remember when Austnet was a monster, 1000s of users, a shame irc has fallen away
16:28:00 <verao> blame ASD for that
16:28:00 <verao> and chan ops
16:28:00 <verao> nobody wants to come onto irc and be abused by a bunch of losers
16:28:00 <verao> or if u have different opinion u are silenced
16:28:00 <Threatening_Skies> lol well it was around 10 years ago............a lot has happened in that time , chan ops have always been the same lol
16:28:00 <verao> thats why ppl use facebook because u cant do anything but block them
16:29:00 <Threatening_Skies> True
16:29:00 <Threatening_Skies> Or you can start your own channel
16:29:00 <verao> yeh no point
16:29:00 <verao> its dead
16:29:00 <British^Meat> the weak leave, the strong stay
16:31:00 <Threatening_Skies> Yes or just change nicks or use IP masks British^Meat :)
16:32:00 <verao> Threatening_Skies i started using irc in 1997
16:34:00 <Threatening_Skies> about the same era then
16:35:00 <verao> indeed
16:38:00 <Threatening_Skies> so you would remember dalnet, efnet etc pumping at those times
16:39:00 <Threatening_Skies> Gday TheRon
16:39:00 <Threatening_Skies> Ok time for me to hustle
16:39:00 <TheRon> hows it?
16:39:00 <Threatening_Skies> Take care all enjoy
16:42:00 <TheRon> great weather here in ballarat. so close to snowing
16:46:00 <TheRon> whoa Errol, i would give everything just to be like him
16:50:00 <myimmortal> pd dsp dp
16:51:00 <TheRon> oh no no you again
16:51:00 <myimmortal> lmao yes yes im roberto the prophet
16:51:00 <zaim> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml#skip
16:51:00 <zaim> MARGE
16:52:00 <verao> myimmortal
16:52:00 <verao> i am the chosen one
16:54:00 <myimmortal> lmao charisma suckle at the sacred teet of thy prophet
16:54:00 <verao> it is i matty
16:54:00 <verao> reporting for pong
16:54:00 <myimmortal> lmao!!!
16:55:00 <TheRon> not pong!
16:55:00 <myimmortal> pooie pong has ascended the throne to become a master of the universe
16:55:00 <verao> roberto
16:55:00 <verao> the jew
16:56:00 <TheRon> eww jew!
16:56:00 <myimmortal> lolol lost charisma lost weebles lost moth balls
16:56:00 <myimmortal> lost matty lost cause
16:56:00 <verao> i am matty
16:56:00 <verao> your leader
16:56:00 <myimmortal> lolol
16:57:00 <verao> do as i say
16:57:00 <verao> or u will be killed
16:57:00 <myimmortal> charisma i will annoint you king of cyber stoogism
16:58:00 <verao> annoint me
16:58:00 <TheRon> i for one think we should welcome our overlords, i can be helpful in rounding up others to bow down to your tyranny
17:17:00 <doctor> why thank you
17:18:00 <TheRon> listening to boy and bear
17:20:00 <verao> good band
17:22:00 <TheRon> crows by 38 points
17:22:00 <verao> lol Matthew
17:22:00 <verao> hows essendon doing mate?
17:23:00 <Doodle> verao
17:23:00 <Doodle> would u mind awfully not being an antagonistic knobgobbler please
17:24:00 <verao> how am i?
17:24:00 <Matthew> that is impossible for people who are mental deficient like that...
17:24:00 <Matthew> good evening TheRon & Doodle
17:24:00 <verao> im asking how essendon is doing
17:24:00 <verao> simple question
17:24:00 <Doodle> i didnt say 'please verao can we have an argument about how you're a cockhead' did i?
17:24:00 <Doodle> no
17:24:00 <verao> if that drives your emotions wild well then you need to get serious help
17:24:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
17:24:00 <verao> no u didnt gimp
17:24:00 <Doodle> then stfu
17:24:00 <verao> but neither did anyone else
17:24:00 <verao> no Doodle
17:25:00 <verao> wtf have i done wrong?
17:25:00 <verao> grow up u bitch
17:25:00 <Clarkson> a vagina is what you put your penis in when you have sex with a woman
17:25:00 <Matthew> the only person who needs help is you... you intended to get a (negative) reaction out of me within seconds of me entering the channel
17:25:00 <verao> this place is dead stop trying to be a loser
17:25:00 <Matthew> you are a knob. bye.
17:25:00 <verao> i asked you how essendon was doing
17:25:00 <verao> simple banter
17:25:00 <verao> you cant handle that?
17:25:00 <verao> LOL
17:25:00 <TheRon> doodle you have th epower
17:25:00 <verao> and u follow afl
17:25:00 <Doodle> you've been sitting there for the better part of an hour trying to start an argument, which you have done
17:25:00 <verao> no i have not Doodle
17:25:00 <Matthew> i have bronchitis ... wahh :( feel like death tbh
17:25:00 <Matthew> the weather suits the mood
17:26:00 <TheRon> that must've felt good
17:26:00 <TheRon> 4 o'clock traffic, i couldn't see shit so black
17:27:00 <British^Meat> well!
17:27:00 <TheRon> copped some ice on the windsheild too
17:28:00 <Doodle> ye sposed to be 4 tomorrow
17:28:00 <Doodle> i'm just getting over a cold
17:28:00 <TheRon> me too
17:31:00 <TheRon> josh pyke - make you happy
17:32:00 <Matthew> thank youuu for being a frienddd... travel downnn the roaddd and back againnn
17:33:00 <Doodle> lol Matthew did u hear they are opening a golden girls cafe
17:34:00 <Matthew> yes.. in NYC... i will have to check it out next time i am there.. betty white is going to be at the grand opening (if she remembers)
17:35:00 <Doodle> haha
17:35:00 <robot> hello
17:35:00 <robot> how are we all doing?
17:36:00 <Matthew> i have read disturbing reports lately that she is suffering from alzheimers...
17:36:00 <Matthew> then again, she is 94 so has to be expected
17:36:00 <Doodle> well she is 163
17:36:00 <Doodle> oh
17:36:00 <Doodle> close
17:36:00 <robot> yeah that's a good run
17:37:00 <Matthew> she has retreated from public life since january as a result
17:43:00 <doctor> ive retreated from public life as well
17:43:00 <doctor> do not blame her
17:46:00 <Matthew> are you a multi-millionaire and 94 though?
17:49:00 <doctor> nah
18:10:00 <TheRon> boyz 2 men - end of the road, good song
18:11:00 <Matthew> concur tbh
18:12:00 <TheRon> colour me bad?
18:14:00 <TheRon> 90's mood
18:15:00 <TheRon> roos or crows Matthew ??
18:15:00 <TheRon> crows by 38
18:15:00 <Matthew> it is very, very, very wet in Adelaide
18:16:00 <Matthew> a 10 goals to 8 style game... not sure who wins, probably the home team
18:16:00 <TheRon> 18
18:17:00 <TheRon> state of origin good?
18:17:00 <TheRon> i only saw the score
18:19:00 <TheRon> england gonna win the rugby?
18:21:00 <Matthew> naturally. been superior in ALL areas so far.
18:21:00 <Matthew> at the scrum in particular
18:22:00 <TheRon> is our number 2 still a meathead?
18:25:00 <TheRon> ever noticed the number 2 in any rugby union team never has a neck
18:25:00 <Matthew> things going well at the moment
18:25:00 <Matthew> dominating at the rugby...
18:25:00 <Matthew> all the home nations (NI, IRE, WAL, ENG) all into the next stage at EURO 2016 ...
18:25:00 <Matthew> fuck Scotland btw*
18:25:00 <TheRon> this all bodes well for new zealand
18:26:00 <Matthew> smashing all in the cricket...
18:26:00 <Matthew> Wales or England will win EURO 2016, which will be pleasing
18:26:00 <TheRon> in what sense?
18:26:00 <TheRon> i wanted leichtenstein to win it
18:26:00 <Matthew> they didn't qualify
18:27:00 <TheRon> god damn it
18:27:00 <TheRon> there should be an inquiry that just seems wrong
18:31:00 <Matthew> netherlands, one of the strongest nations in the world, didn't qualify either
18:31:00 <Matthew> it's tough
18:32:00 <TheRon> is robben still playing?
18:32:00 <Matthew> yes
18:33:00 <Skirmish> [18:33] <TheRon> i wanted leichtenstein to win it <-------- RIP Heath Ledger
18:33:00 <TheRon> isaw him play once he was good
18:33:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: ?
18:34:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
18:36:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Watch the movie Knights Tale with Heath Ledger in it.
18:36:00 <TheRon> i saw it once, it didn't take
18:36:00 <Skirmish> Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland. <---- Who Health Ledger pretends to be.
18:38:00 <TheRon> i just like saying leichtenstein
18:39:00 <Lumeah> funny cunt aren't yA
18:39:00 <Clarkson> i am off the rails cunt
18:40:00 <TheRon> i have my moments
18:42:00 <TheRiddler> sezz what day you going to supanova
18:42:00 <TheRiddler> ?
18:53:00 <TropicalStormJim> HI FRIENDS <3
18:53:00 <TropicalStormJim> RU READY 4 TACOS
18:53:00 <TheRon> always
18:53:00 <Immutable> taco pie
18:54:00 <TheRon> everybody likes pie
18:54:00 <TropicalStormJim> cream pies r da best
18:54:00 <Immutable> :/
18:55:00 <Skirmish> Stop being a PHYCO Immutable.
18:55:00 <TheRiddler> TropicalStormJim loves eating cream pies
18:55:00 <Skirmish> Ya damn phyco.
18:55:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck oath
18:55:00 <TheRiddler> he wanted to eat robot's
18:55:00 <Clarkson> it was that shit
18:55:00 <Lumeah> i know who has a small cock. lol rofffffffff!
18:55:00 <TropicalStormJim> actually forget the pie ill just have the cream
18:56:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler i dont think we're going
18:56:00 <Serenity> had other shit to pay for
18:56:00 <Clarkson> and cause I was on all fours I kept thinking he'd go for my asshole
18:56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:56:00 <robot> excuse me
18:56:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Lumeah expecting people to believe she has seen a cock.
18:56:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
18:56:00 <Serenity> ah well
18:56:00 <Lumeah> errt
18:56:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha
18:56:00 <Lumeah> losser
18:56:00 <robot> damn phyco's and lossers
18:56:00 <Lumeah> lozzzer
18:57:00 <Immutable> ?
18:57:00 <TheRon> let her pee out back with the fellas, she's seen a cock or two
18:57:00 <Lumeah> glad i don't have that rep then
18:57:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to tell you where the less crowded places are
18:57:00 <Skirmish> robot: you spelt it wrong. It's PHYCO.
18:57:00 <robot> k
18:58:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
18:58:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if there is an online test where we can type in Lumeah's words and get a ruling on what level of english she understands. My guess is about year 8 at best.
18:58:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish stop bullying Lumeah
18:58:00 <Skirmish> Evening demat.
18:58:00 <dematerialised> or i'll call Ricki Lee
18:59:00 <TheRiddler> taco trip
18:59:00 <Skirmish> You got her on speed dial too?
18:59:00 <Lumeah> how many people have to tell u
18:59:00 <TheRiddler> a man that goes around the country eating different tacos
18:59:00 <amsy> thank you dem
18:59:00 <Lumeah> you need help
18:59:00 <amsy> its legit scary lol
18:59:00 <Skirmish> Zero people have told me I need help. So how many people do need to tell me?
19:00:00 <TheRon> bobby brown - every little step
19:00:00 <Lumeah> are u so dumb not to read between the lines?
19:01:00 <Lumeah> thought u where smarter than that.
19:01:00 <partay> hahaha
19:01:00 <Lumeah> sad really
19:01:00 <partay> Lumeah read that again you moron
19:01:00 <Skirmish> lol partay
19:01:00 <Lumeah> and u call me bumb
19:01:00 <partay> whoops idiot
19:01:00 <dematerialised> fuck off partay you sex pest
19:01:00 <partay> lol
19:01:00 <Skirmish> You'd be a sex pest if you could get away with it demat. Stop bullying partay.
19:02:00 <Lumeah> he just wants boobs..
19:02:00 <Lumeah> he never got any either
19:02:00 <TheRon> don't we all
19:02:00 <partay> i've been called a lot of things.. sex pest... Mmmm
19:02:00 <Clarkson> have u eaten ur brothers semen saemon?
19:02:00 <partay> who can i sex pest ?
19:02:00 <Clarkson> but cos i cum alot i need many points immediately after so i can get back into the game
19:02:00 <partay> Doodle?
19:02:00 <amsy> lol clarko
19:02:00 <Clarkson> if i need to fart i go outside
19:03:00 <partay> amsy maybe.. is she sex pest worthy ?
19:03:00 <Lumeah> mustnot last long then
19:03:00 <amsy> oh i thought you knew what i look like
19:03:00 <amsy> seeing as you like to talk about my boobs
19:03:00 <Skirmish> amsy looks like Lumeah .... only a trillion times better.
19:03:00 <partay> lol
19:03:00 <partay> how da fuck would i know what you look like ?
19:03:00 <TheRon> breast is best
19:04:00 <amsy> haha exactly
19:04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> scarn on ma8es
19:04:00 <partay> TheRon indeed
19:05:00 <Lumeah> omg u need help.
19:05:00 <TheRon> it's so hard...
19:05:00 <TheRon> to say goodbye
19:05:00 <TheRon> to yesterday
19:06:00 <partay> sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind
19:06:00 <dematerialised> mmm pizza
19:08:00 <Matthew> bittersweet faggotry
19:08:00 <dematerialised> indeed
19:08:00 <dematerialised> how are you doing Matthew?
19:09:00 <Matthew> sick. wah. you?
19:09:00 <dematerialised> not bad ty, home from work and stuffing my face with fat and grease
19:09:00 <dematerialised> being sick sucks
19:09:00 <Matthew> my mum made me lasagne and dropped it into my house which was a lovely gesture
19:10:00 <dematerialised> fuck yeah lasagne!
19:10:00 <Matthew> now i cant breathe for a couple of reasons
19:10:00 <TheRon> who is he?
19:10:00 <amsy> that is very cute
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> custard apple
19:11:00 <Matthew> it was cute tbh
19:11:00 <dematerialised> you're a custard apple
19:11:00 <amsy> lol i kinda miss custard
19:12:00 <amsy> i remember as a kid one year at christmas dinner i only ate custard
19:12:00 <amsy> and pretended to eat real food
19:12:00 <dematerialised> i miss cold winter nights having an apple pie and custard for dessert
19:12:00 <amsy> cant you be doing this now?
19:12:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if custard apple is sold in coles
19:12:00 <partay> amsy no custard where you live ?
19:12:00 <TheRiddler> here
19:13:00 <dematerialised> i could but they don't deliver apple pie and custard
19:13:00 <Matthew> TheRon, we are having some severe thundery downpours here at the moment tbh
19:13:00 <dematerialised> which means i would have to go to the shops
19:13:00 <dematerialised> and i cbf
19:13:00 <amsy> yeah but its not the same
19:13:00 <amsy> its more vanilla sauce
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> gross
19:13:00 <TheRiddler> not enough corn flour?
19:13:00 <TheRon> the weather is fucked
19:13:00 <amsy> ive had some proper custard powder sporadically
19:13:00 <amsy> but i have to like accidentally stumble upon it in asian shops and stuff
19:14:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried making your own?
19:14:00 <partay> amsy how do you live without custard?
19:14:00 <Matthew> it is looking quite mild and bright in Sandnes
19:14:00 <amsy> i live without a lot of stuff i love
19:14:00 <amsy> you get used to it
19:14:00 <amsy> Matthew: true that
19:14:00 <TheRon> amsy a top of six degrees here in ballarat tomorrow, is that summer where ou are?
19:14:00 <amsy> we've had an awesome summer so far
19:14:00 <TheRiddler> like without custard powder
19:15:00 <amsy> i havent ash
19:15:00 <amsy> effort
19:15:00 <Matthew> we have heavy rain and thunder here at the moment ... poor TheRon in Ballarat
19:15:00 <TheRon> been watching the radar, it's good viewing
19:15:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.delicious.com.au/recipes/vanilla-custard/0e4000a8-ec58-4e05-a27d-c76be0b47437
19:15:00 <amsy> TheRon: bit cold to be considered summer sorry lol
19:15:00 <TheRiddler> looks simple enough
19:15:00 <amsy> ¨shhhhhh
19:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:16:00 <amsy> its the same reason i havent tried to make my own crumpets
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:16:00 <Matthew> The Nanny is on!!!
19:16:00 <amsy> i just write it off as effort
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> crumpets would be a bit more difficult
19:16:00 <amsy> and then i wont eat a million
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> cant you just like order express from uk
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> sum crumpets
19:16:00 <amsy> 50 buck crumpets
19:16:00 <amsy> ye
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> oh true
19:17:00 <amsy> haha
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> france do crumpets do they?
19:17:00 <Matthew> and if you threw a partyyy... invited everyone you knewww... you would seeeee the biggest gift would be from meee
19:17:00 <amsy> i dont think i saw any there
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> I thought being so close they have atleast some traditional english places
19:18:00 <amsy> last time i was in london i packed really light so i could bring home heaps of crumpets
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> for home sick english
19:18:00 <amsy> it was awesome
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> cool
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> are they better than australian crumpets?
19:18:00 <amsy> also people that go to london bring me back some
19:18:00 <amsy> i dont think they are tbh
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:19:00 <amsy> the marks and spencer ones are pretty great though
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> ah nice
19:19:00 <amsy> but i found in normal supermarkets they were really.... flat looking
19:19:00 <TheRon> amsy is brittain leaving the EU getting big play over there?
19:19:00 <amsy> yeah
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> the waffles are better in europe
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> I hear
19:20:00 <Matthew> I hope we leave it, but we won't
19:20:00 <amsy> lol
19:20:00 <Matthew> too weak to leave it imho
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> leaving how?
19:20:00 <stompin> fag
19:21:00 <Matthew> leave the EURO
19:21:00 <Matthew> too many scaremongers out there
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> is this for migration
19:22:00 <amsy> yessss
19:22:00 <amsy> hi cc :g
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> hai couleurs
19:22:00 <Matthew> why should UK be governed by Brussels?
19:22:00 <partay> they can change the immigration without brexiting
19:22:00 <Matthew> they governed themselves pretty well for a millenium FFS
19:23:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :w
19:23:00 <couleurs> hai Tiggier
19:23:00 <TheRon> don't call me daughter not fair to
19:25:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SheKvJKtpdU
19:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Belinda Carlisle - Runaway Horses Views: 1,388,081 Uploader: gawkin Uploaded: Jun 4, 2007 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.90
19:26:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/E9L8p19.gifv
19:26:00 <couleurs> lol
19:26:00 <robot> hi
19:26:00 <TheRon> this one goes out to the one i love
19:26:00 <TropicalStormJim> Matthew, I think the UK should be governed by carrots
19:26:00 <TropicalStormJim> thnx 4 asking
19:27:00 <TheRon> in this election i voted for a bag of sawdust
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> cant tell if got scared by firework or vibrator in pussy :p
19:27:00 <Clarkson> fuck outta here bitch
19:27:00 <Matthew> didn't ask for your opibiob
19:27:00 <TheRon> it didn't say anything, it's just a bag of sawdust
19:27:00 <couleurs> :p
19:27:00 <Matthew> opinion* lol
19:27:00 <couleurs> hi robet
19:27:00 <robot> hello
19:27:00 <Immutable> noob noob noob noob lol
19:27:00 <TropicalStormJim> i didn't ask for yours either
19:28:00 <TheRiddler> japan does those remote vibrator vids
19:28:00 <TropicalStormJim> guess thats something we have in common
19:28:00 <TropicalStormJim> can i take off my pants now?
19:28:00 <robot> k
19:28:00 <Matthew> no thanks. there's a sight nobody wants to see
19:29:00 <TheRon> TropicalStormJim: did you goto the same public toilets that george michael did?
19:29:00 <TheRon> even the little man with the top hat is going the fiddle
19:30:00 <stompin> suck it
19:30:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE
19:30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dean Martin - Let it Snow! Views: 57,585,318 Uploader: Kyle Wolfreys Uploaded: Dec 3, 2008 Duration: 2m7s Rating: 4.83
19:31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
19:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fastball - The Way Views: 12,203,561 Uploader: marciorico Uploaded: Oct 1, 2006 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.87
19:32:00 <Matthew> runawayyy horsesss
19:33:00 <TheRon> our lips are sealed
19:33:00 <robot> colours irl ---> https://youtu.be/7zvLVVcoh48?t=155
19:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ultimate Fails Compilation 2014 So far Views: 557,022 Uploader: Fail Army Uploaded: Jan 26, 2014 Duration: 18m13s Rating: 4.41
19:36:00 <TheRon> i've got my spine, i've got my orange crush
19:36:00 <Matthew> PARENTS WHO CHOOSE DRUGS OVER THEIR KIDS... DESERVE A GOOD KICKING!
19:37:00 <TheRon> deserve a good old fashioned withdrawl
19:37:00 <partay> send TheRon around there place to fart in their living room
19:37:00 <Clarkson> my lonely dinar crap
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13516748_1407879112696615_3435333499409021231_n.jpg?oh=5fb54016d4bf71e3ee095f92d3c063c2&oe=57FCB1BF
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> where is faux
19:38:00 <partay> still crying
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> hai catmelia
19:39:00 <amelia> rawrrrr hai glasheh
19:40:00 <stompin> bewbiesssssssssss
19:40:00 <partay> speaking of crazy cat ladies.. hi amelia
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
19:40:00 <stompin> tits out melia
19:40:00 <amelia> i don't like cats i like dogs
19:40:00 <amelia> i be super duper how are you
19:41:00 <TheRon> i got beers
19:41:00 <amelia> ask Serenity for tits out
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> but calling you dogmelia would be rude
19:41:00 <TheRon> i did she said no
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:41:00 <stompin> Serenity tits out for the boys
19:42:00 <dematerialised> hi @ amelia
19:42:00 <amelia> hi @ chu demat
19:42:00 <amelia> wots up
19:42:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, chillin like a villain
19:42:00 <dematerialised> wbu?
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of villain
19:43:00 <dematerialised> a chilled one
19:43:00 <dematerialised> obviously
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> oh I'm good btw
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> mr freeze
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> what killed the dinosaurs
19:44:00 <amelia> me jus chillin too
19:44:00 <amelia> all showered
19:44:00 <dematerialised> good stuff
19:44:00 <amelia> ready for dinners
19:44:00 <amelia> wotchu bringin me
19:44:00 <dematerialised> i was gonna go get me hair shaved off but i cbf
19:44:00 <dematerialised> gonna do it on weekend
19:44:00 <dematerialised> im not bringing you anything, i ate a dominos chef's best pizza
19:44:00 <dematerialised> chicken and camembert
19:44:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty rad
19:44:00 <amelia> shnazzy for thr weekend
19:44:00 <amelia> i will kick your pizza in the head
19:45:00 <dematerialised> but it's in my belly now
19:45:00 <dematerialised> are you going to attack @ me?
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> a cocktail weinie and mini eggs
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:46:00 <TheRiddler> be careful because she will att-ack at any time
19:46:00 <TheRon> after a hearty french meal full of rich buttery sauces, i might feel the need to peel one off, play a rectal reveilee on the backdoor bugle as it were
19:46:00 <dematerialised> that's ok she knows i would destroy her
19:46:00 <dematerialised> which is why she never actually attacks
19:46:00 <amelia> i beg your pardon
19:46:00 <amelia> i has roast chicken n veg
19:46:00 <dematerialised> nom
19:46:00 <dematerialised> see i would prefer that but i am lazy
19:46:00 <dematerialised> and not rich enough to afford a house maid to cook my dinner
19:47:00 <TheRon> evr let one go at the dinner table?
19:47:00 <amelia> fairy nuffs
19:47:00 <TheRon> or do you bury it deep in the seat cushion?
19:47:00 <dematerialised> if i wasn't lazy i probably wouldn't be fat
19:47:00 <dematerialised> but i am and such is life
19:47:00 <amelia> whatever makes jew happy
19:48:00 <amelia> old enuff to live how jew wanna lives
19:48:00 <dematerialised> i need serenity to take over my body for a year or so
19:48:00 <dematerialised> i will pay her to lose my weight for me
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> nice
19:48:00 <amelia> she jus gone thru all de hard work for herself i dun fink she willing to do it agains
19:48:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: crows by 3 goals?
19:48:00 <TheRiddler> hope so
19:48:00 <Skirmish> She should write a book.
19:49:00 <amelia> on what
19:49:00 <Skirmish> On her weight loss journey.
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> it'd be a thin book :p
19:49:00 <Skirmish> 'Day 74. Urge to eat a whopper is strong today. Finding it difficult to resist. Must fight on.'
19:49:00 <amelia> shit book
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> geddit
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> because it's about weight loss
19:50:00 <TheRon> every read the book "the joy of sex"? i put corrections in the margins
19:50:00 <amelia> haha
19:50:00 <partay> Day 1. Replace eat with masterbate
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> where is faux
19:50:00 <amelia> dinner date
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> really>
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> ?
19:51:00 <amelia> yah
19:51:00 <dematerialised> she's actually out having a life and shit
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah that new boy
19:51:00 <dematerialised> shame on her
19:51:00 <amelia> wif joggo
19:51:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like dates
19:51:00 <WhoMadeWho> not the eating kind
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> jogging with joggo
19:51:00 <Serenity> hi guise y we talkin bout me
19:51:00 <amelia> Skirmish wants you to write a book
19:51:00 <amelia> i said it would be shit book
19:51:00 <Skirmish> Demat wants you to change bodies with him.
19:51:00 <Serenity> no ty
19:51:00 <amelia> who the fuck needs another book on weight loss
19:52:00 <Serenity> hahaha no shit amelia
19:52:00 <dematerialised> i said i would pay you to take over my body for a year sez and lose my weight for me
19:52:00 <amelia> everyone wanna read bout it but not actually do anything bout it
19:52:00 <dematerialised> because i am too lazy to do it myself
19:52:00 <Serenity> ohh i see
19:52:00 <Serenity> i can make u lose 50kg in 19 months
19:52:00 <Serenity> er 10*
19:52:00 <dematerialised> that's perfect
19:52:00 <dematerialised> how much do you charge
19:52:00 <dematerialised> do you take visa?
19:52:00 <Serenity> well 47 to be exact
19:52:00 <amelia> that would be kinda cool if could do that
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> anyone ever see that movie xchange
19:53:00 <Serenity> haha
19:53:00 <Skirmish> About the experience. Not just another eat this and that book.
19:53:00 <amelia> and charge for it
19:53:00 <TheRon> i've seen debbie does dallas
19:53:00 <Serenity> i so would amelia if it was possible
19:53:00 <amelia> yah i would too
19:53:00 <partay> Serenity im still fabberghasted at that effort. Partay tips his hat in excellence
19:53:00 <amelia> i exercise decent amount i would def make alotta dollars
19:54:00 <Serenity> aha thanks dude
19:54:00 <Doodle> alotta fagina
19:54:00 <amelia> yum
19:55:00 <Matthew> good to see all my old favourites here...
19:55:00 <Doodle> ivana humpalott?
19:55:00 <WhoMadeWho> ivana fukalot
19:56:00 <TheRon> the delictable?
19:56:00 <Serenity> had to ruin it didnt you
19:56:00 <Doodle> ye
19:56:00 <Doodle> its fkd now
19:56:00 <Doodle> TO BILLY-O
19:56:00 <Doodle> i want some chocolate
19:56:00 <dematerialised> same
19:57:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0242150/
19:57:00 <TheRiddler> they do body swapping
19:57:00 <Serenity> after my surgery im going to eat so much chocolate.. and regret it
19:57:00 <stompin> tits out
19:58:00 <Matthew> boobiesss
19:58:00 <TheRon> fair point
19:59:00 <Matthew> even as a gay guy I find good tits hot
19:59:00 <Doodle> a good tit these days is hard to find
19:59:00 <Doodle> -feargal sharkey
20:00:00 <Matthew> I have titty fucked before and really enjoyed it
20:00:00 <TheRon> i'd fall into a barrel full of nipples and come up sucking my thumbs
20:00:00 <Serenity> everyone enjoys a titty fuck
20:00:00 <Serenity> its tits ffs
20:00:00 <Matthew> I know Serenity.. but people are like "omg you like dick, you are not allowed to like tits"
20:00:00 <Matthew> and it's like... eat my dick
20:00:00 <Clarkson> can't believe the London Roller Derby league bitches let the pet shop boys do a song about them
20:01:00 <Serenity> haaha
20:01:00 <amelia> I don't think i know a gay man who DOESN'T like tits
20:01:00 <Serenity> everyone secretly likes boobs
20:01:00 <Serenity> neither
20:01:00 <Matthew> some like them small... some like them big
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avngQxE_700b.jpg savage
20:01:00 <Serenity> i luv dem all
20:01:00 <TheRon> i like to grab
20:02:00 <Matthew> i remember in the woodwork store room in year 8 this girl melissa used to let me put my hand down her shirt and play with her BIG tits
20:02:00 <Clarkson> or ill hack ya shit
20:02:00 <amelia> ol melissa ay
20:02:00 <Serenity> oh thank god things like that happened at other schools
20:03:00 <TheRon> i'm still pre occupied with 1985
20:03:00 <Serenity> i had my first kiss in the woodwork storeroom
20:03:00 <Matthew> that was when i used to get boners over tits
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> must be the smell of wood
20:04:00 <Matthew> no. it was the fact it was the most boring subject ever and we always got preoccupied with talking about other shit
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> there was probably alot of kinds of wood in woodwork :p
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:04:00 <Serenity> and teachers didnt supervise that well
20:05:00 <robot> Matthew irl ---> https://youtu.be/7zvLVVcoh48?t=221
20:05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ultimate Fails Compilation 2014 So far Views: 557,022 Uploader: Fail Army Uploaded: Jan 26, 2014 Duration: 18m13s Rating: 4.41
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> eww
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> fail army
20:05:00 <robot> TheRiddler i will shit in your cereal
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> worse than watch mojo
20:05:00 <Matthew> robot irl >>>> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Scabies_Penis.JPG
20:05:00 <robot> what
20:05:00 <robot> no
20:06:00 <Doodle> eeek
20:06:00 <TheRon> bootyo's because you ain't booty
20:06:00 <robot> i feel like mine was more favourable
20:06:00 <Doodle> anything is more favourable than scabies
20:06:00 <Matthew> you're not even the penis in it ... you're the scabie
20:06:00 <Doodle> lol
20:06:00 <robot> oh
20:06:00 <Doodle> roboscabie
20:06:00 <robot> well mine was a compliment so
20:06:00 <robot> FINE.
20:06:00 <Matthew> no. i saw FAIL
20:06:00 <Matthew> and took offence
20:06:00 <robot> did you watch ti
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> roos are getting smashed
20:07:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs work jokes are so dumb and lame
20:07:00 <Matthew> no. my 14 year old protegee always plays me dumb FAIL youtube videos and i get sick of them
20:07:00 <robot> ok
20:07:00 <TheRon> ginuwine - pony
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> umpires must be giving them the dirty
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:07:00 <robot> last time i do something nice.
20:07:00 <TropicalStormJim> the guys at work have been trying to set me up with this fat woman
20:07:00 <TropicalStormJim> so yea she just sends me a friend req on facebook
20:07:00 <TropicalStormJim> TOO FAR!
20:07:00 <Doodle> cos they know u'd root anything
20:07:00 <Matthew> keep being nice tbh
20:08:00 <robot> because you're a scabies penis
20:08:00 <robot> ye
20:08:00 <Clarkson> you stoned fuck
20:08:00 <Doodle> is her name bertha and does she have a bell around her neck
20:08:00 <Matthew> actually... it's BETTINA
20:08:00 <Doodle> hahahaaaa
20:08:00 <Doodle> she msgd me
20:09:00 <Doodle> pretty sure i will be murdered by the end of the yer
20:09:00 <TheRon> is bettina a 74 falcon?
20:09:00 <Doodle> na
20:09:00 <Doodle> psycho chick i used to work with
20:09:00 <TheRon> ahh
20:09:00 <Matthew> I WANT A WHITE BOX!!!
20:09:00 <TropicalStormJim> is she hot?
20:09:00 <TheRon> she wouldn't sleep with you then
20:09:00 <Doodle> loool Matthew
20:09:00 <Serenity> every time you talk about bettina
20:09:00 <Doodle> i dunno TheRon
20:09:00 <Doodle> i got the hell out of there
20:09:00 <Clarkson> and i'm like fuck he owned him...and then in the comments this guys like "but yeah who is gonna tackle him"
20:09:00 <Serenity> i get the image of that overly attached gf in my head
20:10:00 <Doodle> lol sezz well u have seen her
20:10:00 <Matthew> i love bettina tbh
20:10:00 <robot> not the worst image to get in your head
20:10:00 <Matthew> i dont even know her... but she has a cool name that i love to say
20:10:00 <Doodle> she is terrifying
20:10:00 <Serenity> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FpcqeybqijA/hqdefault.jpg
20:10:00 <Serenity> bettina irl
20:10:00 <Doodle> lol
20:10:00 <Matthew> is it really!?
20:10:00 <Serenity> no lol
20:10:00 <Serenity> thats overly attached girlfriend
20:10:00 <Doodle> i'm 6'2 95kgs and she scares the shit out of me
20:11:00 <TropicalStormJim> why not let her suck you off? its what she wants
20:11:00 <Matthew> those measurements sound very hot... tbh
20:11:00 <TropicalStormJim> ^ things people have been saying to me all day
20:11:00 <Serenity> lol
20:11:00 <Serenity> uh oh
20:11:00 <Matthew> as long as you're not bald or Asian
20:11:00 <robot> i love oag
20:11:00 <robot> she's gorgeous
20:11:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea id fuck oag
20:11:00 <Doodle> i'm not azn but i wont have any hair soon
20:11:00 <Doodle> if genetics has its way
20:12:00 <Matthew> do you have a year round tan ?
20:12:00 <Doodle> hair tan yep
20:12:00 <Matthew> loll
20:12:00 <TheRon> everybody nneds a little time away i heard her say, from eachother
20:12:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok im going to pass out cuz u guys r boring and i drank a bottle of whiskey
20:12:00 <Doodle> nah i'm pretty white
20:12:00 <Matthew> i am going to hong kong next week so i am looking forward to some warm weather
20:12:00 <Doodle> my sis is in shanghai atm
20:12:00 <Doodle> 34 or something
20:12:00 <Doodle> its 4 here
20:13:00 <Matthew> it is usually like mid 20s at night and mid 30s in the day and unbearable humidity this time of year
20:13:00 <Matthew> i will just stay in the pool
20:13:00 <Doodle> ye
20:13:00 <Doodle> thats what i do on holiday
20:14:00 <Matthew> and eat chinese food tbh
20:14:00 <Doodle> no need to get out if they bring u drinks
20:14:00 <TheRon> bit wierd ymca pool seems like a good option
20:15:00 <partay> Matthew i bet Doodle has a hairy chest too
20:16:00 <Matthew> General Situation▼ Weather forecast for tonight and tomorrow Mainly fine and very hot. Temperatures will range between 28 and 34 degrees. Light to moderate southerly winds.
20:16:00 <Matthew> oh greattt ...
20:16:00 <TheRon> blink 182 - dammit
20:16:00 <TropicalStormJim> where the hell is that?
20:16:00 <Doodle> i got it from me mum partay
20:17:00 <Matthew> hong kong ... i am flying out next weekend fyi
20:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh yea that sounds like HK
20:17:00 <TropicalStormJim> their seasons don't include summer or winter... just wet & dry
20:18:00 <TheRon> adel -23 nm8
20:18:00 <Matthew> i cant ever remember going and its been cold there... but i know it can get quite cold
20:18:00 <TropicalStormJim> why would anyone be in adelaide?
20:18:00 <TheRon> the best part of being in adelaide is the highway home
20:19:00 <Matthew> http://www.hko.gov.hk/wxinfo/currwx/fnd.htm
20:19:00 <Matthew> oh ffs
20:19:00 <TropicalStormJim> I thought it was the drugs
20:19:00 <Matthew> look at next weekend... you watch.. i rock up and there will be a typhoon or tropical storm or something
20:20:00 <TheRon> cyclone tracy in adelaide would be noice
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> cyclone caroline
20:20:00 <TheRon> that's in melbourne
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
20:21:00 <TheRon> instead of darwin why couldn't they bomb adelaide
20:22:00 <TheRon> it would imrove it
20:22:00 <Matthew> it's a LOT better than what it used to be
20:23:00 <TheRon> the offspring - gone away
20:24:00 <TheRon> Matthew: what do you base that on?
20:24:00 <TropicalStormJim> TropicalStormJim
20:24:00 <TropicalStormJim> is coming 2 town
20:24:00 <Matthew> there's more there now
20:24:00 <TheRon> they bred?
20:25:00 <TropicalStormJim> TheRon, who would bomb & invade adelaide? the penguins of antartica?
20:25:00 <Matthew> i cant stop coughing. need to go to bed. wahhh. night everyone xxxx
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wb7U3beXPI
20:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Weight Loss Program - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts Views: 278,580 Uploader: ExplosmEntertainment Uploaded: Jun 23, 2016 Duration: 1m47s Rating: 4.92
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> sezz's story became a C&H short :p
20:59:00 <amsy> llol he became saanic
20:59:00 <amsy> wow doubles everywhere
20:59:00 <partay> Mills & Boon would be better
21:01:00 <couleurs> idgi, how was he not electrocuted by the powerlines...
21:01:00 <couleurs> Fake.
21:01:00 <partay> like this
21:01:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hPsNTFQjo
21:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A drunken man getting electrocuted on a train. Views: 638,882 Uploader: The big picture Uploaded: Jun 25, 2013 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 4.16
21:02:00 <doctor> did he die?
21:03:00 <partay> lol
21:03:00 <partay> crispy critter
21:03:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Ketchup.
21:04:00 <doctor> i do believe it's called smashed salt apples here in Australia tyvm
21:05:00 <couleurs> Yep, Him Dead.
21:06:00 <doctor> RIP fair african indian man
21:07:00 <couleurs> Dead as a Door Train.
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
21:09:00 <partay> ffs k8 is that baby eva gunna pop out ?
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTgGat_meng
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
21:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back - Trailer #1 Views: 47,297 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Jun 22, 2016 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.92
21:10:00 <partay> TheRiddler the1st movie was shit... This will be Shitter x2
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah, i have a date for the baby - i’ll let you know after the birth n’ stuff
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> it was average
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> if im not ere - assume i’m having a baby
21:12:00 <partay> k8 i look forward to the movie
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> being too much like mission impossible
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> mission impossible is the best modern spy movie series imo
21:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> er not gonna record it :P
21:16:00 <partay> lol
21:39:00 <MrMark> boo!
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> drunk yet?
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
21:46:00 <Picard> hello
21:46:00 <partay> omg Picard
21:47:00 <Picard> partay
21:47:00 <MrMark> im drunk on your sexyness katatonic_kate01
21:47:00 <Picard> voting labor are you?
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv mrmark!
21:48:00 <MrMark> woot!
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
21:50:00 <partay> Picard actually I havent decided yet
21:51:00 <Picard> why?
21:51:00 <partay> any and all of their promises have to make it past the senate.. and if its 50 / 50 again with the monir parties holding the balance of power.. nothing will get through
21:52:00 <partay> I havent seen any decent poicies from either party to convince me
21:52:00 <partay> policies*
21:52:00 <Zade> i voted greens cos i know it will annoy georgeandwell_alpha
21:52:00 <frayedknot> senate could end up quite different this time, no more group voting tickets
21:52:00 <partay> i bet georgeandwell_alpha donkey votes.. he is stupid
21:53:00 <partay> frayedknot possible
21:53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> probably votes 1 nation
21:53:00 <partay> individual this time
21:53:00 <partay> georgie is Korean.. yep he'll voye 1 nation
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> he has a stiffie for pauline
21:54:00 <Picard> partay i tend to agree with you, all i hope is someone has a majority, none of this pathetic crap with monor parties holding the balance of power
21:54:00 <partay> Picard limiting super consessions and a 50B tax cut to big business.. which are all foreign owned... all that money will leave the country
21:55:00 <partay> As for what negative gearing restrictions will do is anyones guess.. ive heard 2%, 5%, 10%-40%
21:55:00 <partay> who the fuck knows
21:56:00 <partay> and reducing CGT to 25%
21:56:00 <partay> keating did it in the 80's
21:56:00 <partay> disasterous
21:56:00 <Picard> id like to see a gst of 15%
21:56:00 <partay> reinstated
21:56:00 <partay> but that hurts people who can least afford it
21:57:00 <partay> rich people wont care
21:57:00 <Picard> we should increase the tft to $35k
21:57:00 <partay> poor peple will have no choice
21:57:00 <Picard> this should compensate those on lowet incomes for the extra gst
21:57:00 <partay> thats a huge tax cut
21:58:00 <partay> people who earn <35K pay fuck all tax anyway
21:58:00 <Picard> then bracket creep should start at 22%
21:58:00 <Picard> yah they get 19k before tax starts
21:59:00 <partay> giving me $6 a week... pffft keep it and give it to social services
22:00:00 <partay> Liberal will win
22:02:00 <couleurs> u 2 should write a book 2 gether and call it Politics Put Me 2 Sleep The Picard n partay IRC Story
22:02:00 <Picard> fuck up
22:02:00 <Clarkson> all ur shit gone
22:02:00 <Picard> and yes i think the liberals will win
22:03:00 <MrMark> burp
22:04:00 <partay> $25K super cap will suck
22:04:00 <partay> but oh well
22:04:00 <couleurs> are we drunk yet MrMark???
22:04:00 <Picard> fuck super
22:04:00 <partay> close one tax dodge
22:04:00 <partay> ill have to find another
22:04:00 <Picard> i dont like putting my money into something i cant get at
22:05:00 <partay> true... there is that.. but its about balance
22:05:00 <erlich> so you dont put your money into a pole dancer's cleavage
22:05:00 <partay> i have a full redraw on the value of my house
22:05:00 <partay> its all good
22:05:00 <partay> at 4.65%
22:05:00 <Picard> id prefer my money in bricks and water
22:06:00 <Picard> mortar lol
22:06:00 <erlich> lmao
22:06:00 <partay> or both :)
22:06:00 <Picard> i cant swim, i dont want water
22:06:00 <partay> how about that QLD team
22:06:00 <Picard> huh?
22:08:00 <partay> 5QUEENSLAND
22:13:00 <Picard> +
22:14:00 <Picard> yeah what about it?
22:14:00 <Picard> im coming to qld soon
22:15:00 <partay> We're closed
22:15:00 <Picard> lol
22:15:00 <Picard> im still coming
22:15:00 <Picard> your shout for a scotch
22:17:00 <partay> You'll have to sneak in
22:17:00 <partay> We can spot mexicans
22:19:00 <Picard> coming via air travel, i think i will get in
22:26:00 <partay> I'll alert customs
22:27:00 <partay> GoldSpank
22:28:00 <GoldSpade> ayyyya pansy 8)
22:29:00 <GoldSpade> everyone in bed masturbating huh
22:30:00 <MrMark> yep
22:30:00 <MrMark> its winter
22:31:00 <MrMark> im usually on the front lawn masturbating
22:31:00 <partay> or on the bus
22:31:00 <Picard> partay you're an educated man, can this be correct "8 out of 10 taxpayers dollars goes to welfare.... 44% of the country on welfare or have government jobs
22:32:00 <partay> i dont think the welfare bill is 80%
22:34:00 <partay> its about 33% though
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> harry n loyd
22:34:00 <partay> but that everything not just dole
22:35:00 <partay> aged, vets, dsp, family payments etc
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> what's that old show with the portly guy with the mustache n the tall thin guy
22:36:00 <Picard> yeah
22:36:00 <partay> our super is only $4b or less than 1%
22:36:00 <Picard> its a disgrace
22:36:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:37:00 <partay> and the liberals want to stop people saving for retirement
22:37:00 <partay> go figure
22:37:00 <Picard> sadly both labor and liberal are not that different
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/17/article-1054714-02B1A18600000578-764_468x314.jpg it's picard n partay
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:38:00 <partay> aged is 60b.. 2x education
22:38:00 <partay> lol
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> laurel n hardy
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> that's it
22:38:00 <partay> yep
22:38:00 <partay> TheRiddler knows his slapstick
22:39:00 <Picard> TheRiddler is a moron, at least partay can hold a conversation
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> they were great
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> partay will die and come back as a randy horse
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> wait
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> was it laurel or hardy that came back as the horse
22:40:00 <President_Trump> TheFiddler is a loser
22:41:00 <Serenity> there was absolutely no need for that trump
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux!
22:41:00 <Serenity> pull your fkn head in
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> date details now go
22:41:00 <faux> bonjour
22:41:00 <Serenity> HOW WAS IT
22:41:00 <faux> lkl
22:41:00 <faux> lol
22:41:00 <President_Trump> i was talking to picard, i didnt start it
22:41:00 <President_Trump> just contributing to the flow of the convo
22:41:00 <President_Trump> u know
22:42:00 <faux> EHEEEEE
22:42:00 <faux> was good
22:42:00 <Serenity> what did he cook
22:43:00 <faux> we had a bbq
22:43:00 <faux> he cooked for a smal african village
22:43:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:43:00 <faux> steak chicken potatoes etc etc
22:43:00 <Serenity> yumm
22:43:00 <faux> and greek salad
22:43:00 <faux> also LOL dessert.. he made jelly cups
22:43:00 <faux> with fresh fruit on top
22:43:00 <faux> i was like ok masterchef
22:44:00 <Serenity> thats ridic cute
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> marry him
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:44:00 <Serenity> relax ash rofl
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> so he can make you yummy food
22:45:00 <faux> i dpnt need to marry him for that
22:45:00 <faux> relax
22:45:00 <faux> lol
22:45:00 <faux> also he asked me to pick a movie to watch so obviously i chose th great gatsby
22:45:00 <Serenity> i still havent seen that yet
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> what movies does he watch
22:47:00 <faux> didnt finish it thouh cos i wantednto go home andnit.goes for like 3048393 hours
22:47:00 <faux> also i needed to poop so bad
22:47:00 <faux> but i did not
22:47:00 <faux> lmao
22:47:00 <Clarkson> [12:52:28] my cock is so big i can suck myself off. That would be gay, I dont do that. I suck my dick till I'm about to blow my beans then I bend my cock around and shoot my load up my arsehole.
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:47:00 <Serenity> fucking christ Clarkson
22:47:00 <Clarkson> "your little gay dogs heads going to gay explode"
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> faux you need to get yourself a cockapoo dog
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:48:00 <faux> a what
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> it's a breed of dog
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> http://newdogworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Cockapoo-Dog-6.jpg
22:48:00 <Serenity> its hard to tell sometimes if ash is talking about real things or not
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> it's made of your 2 favourite words :P
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> well 1 of them
22:49:00 <amsy> which 1
22:49:00 <amsy> because im thinking poo
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:49:00 <amsy> phew
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> that 1
22:49:00 <couleurs> cool
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> similar breed to pb's dog
22:50:00 <Serenity> fuck off amsy with the polite version
22:50:00 <Serenity> COCK IS HER FAV WORD
22:50:00 <amsy> lol
22:50:00 <Cath^> howdy
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> her's was a scotttish terrior wasn't it?
22:50:00 <amsy> it could go either way really but i think poo just tops it
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> hai Cath^
22:51:00 <couleurs> hope theirs a pizzapoo dog cos that got 1 of my favourite words and foods
22:51:00 <Cath^> hi TheRiddler
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> pizzapoo
22:52:00 <faux> shut up
22:52:00 <faux> also eeee that dog is cute
22:52:00 <faux> SEZ CHECK WHATSAPP 4 ME BLOBS
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> there's a pic of a dog in a pizza box
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> close enough
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.yourdesignerdogblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sadiepizza2-300x236.jpg
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> boobs?
22:53:00 <Serenity> dude ill date you if hes not interested
22:53:00 <Serenity> dang
22:53:00 <couleurs> cool
22:53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
22:53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its me
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrR-64PrrGo
22:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crushing huge pile of Australian stuff with hydraulic press Views: 2,235 Uploader: Hydraulic Press Channel Uploaded: Jun 23, 2016 Duration: 6m36s Rating: 4.91
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> veg-i-mite
22:59:00 <Maurice> Is this the park guy?
22:59:00 <Maurice> And if so did you get me a fucking pic yet
22:59:00 <faux> yah
22:59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
22:59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it going
22:59:00 <faux> noope
22:59:00 <Maurice> Goddamnit
23:00:00 <Maurice> Why arent you fb friends
23:00:00 <GoldSpade> heh sending pics across irc is a great idea
23:00:00 <faux> because ew
23:00:00 <Maurice> Look here lady, suck it up and take one for the team
23:00:00 <faux> i spend enough time online its nice to have a life off it for once
23:01:00 <Maurice> I had a bit of a life today, maybe an hour all up
23:01:00 <faux> lol
23:01:00 <Maurice> I went to the vets twice and to Aldi
23:01:00 <Serenity> i still havent been to aldi
23:02:00 <Maurice> I spent a massive $12.71 today
23:02:00 <Maurice> I must look friendly (lol) coz the woman behind me wouldn't shut up talking to me about shit I don't care about
23:02:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck here's WiLd_TuRkeY fgt virgin :(
23:03:00 <Maurice> And then her kid started talking to me
23:03:00 <Maurice> I don't have time for that shit
23:03:00 <faux> gross i hate people
23:03:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
23:04:00 <Maurice> Yeah I just wanted to buy my shit and get out
23:04:00 <Maurice> No listen to her talk about how she can't wait for the other aldi to open
23:05:00 <Serenity> every time i go anywhere i get old ladies talking to me
23:05:00 <Serenity> i dunno wtf is it about m
23:05:00 <Serenity> e
23:05:00 <faux> u r old people magnet
23:05:00 <faux> its why Doodle and Maurice like u so much
23:05:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
23:05:00 <faux> lollll
23:05:00 <faux> oops
23:05:00 <faux> hi
23:05:00 <Doodle> hiii
23:05:00 <faux> how u
23:06:00 <faux> did u MiSS Me
23:06:00 <faux> say yes or die
23:06:00 <Doodle> ehh bit stressed
23:06:00 <Maurice> ...
23:06:00 <Doodle> where did u go
23:06:00 <Serenity> omg
23:06:00 <Doodle> i've been doing work
23:06:00 <Serenity> what
23:06:00 <Serenity> SHE HAD HER DATE
23:06:00 <faux> lol
23:06:00 <Serenity> god doodle so self involved
23:06:00 <faux> csn we discuss in otjer channel now
23:06:00 <Serenity> yes
23:08:00 <GoldSpade> you ops should form your own channel
23:08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> giddau
23:08:00 <Serenity> yeah we should hey..
23:09:00 <faux> ye
23:09:00 <faux> def
23:09:00 <faux> good eye dear
23:09:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hey everyone
23:09:00 <couleurs> hey all
23:09:00 <faux> lmao
23:09:00 <faux> hey yall
23:10:00 <Serenity> hi Stev1eLoZz
23:10:00 <couleurs> RaD HaT CHiNNy PoPPeRs
23:10:00 <tallone> hi Stev1eLoZz
23:10:00 <Stev1eLoZz> how are u Serenity
23:11:00 <Serenity> yaeh alright
23:11:00 <Serenity> you?
23:11:00 <Stev1eLoZz> good thanks
23:11:00 <faux> lmaoooo couleurs
23:11:00 <Stev1eLoZz> tards:P
23:12:00 <couleurs> :p
23:12:00 <faux> hahaaaaaaaaa
23:15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zk1K4HU.jpg
23:15:00 <couleurs> hek yea
23:16:00 <couleurs> uNF
23:16:00 <Serenity> aw
23:16:00 <Serenity> nooo
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> [20:37] <TheRiddler> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/17/article-1054714-02B1A18600000578-764_468x314.jpg it's picard n partay
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> for faux
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> yw
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:17:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:17:00 <Stev1eLoZz> how r u TheRiddler
23:17:00 <Stev1eLoZz> lol
23:18:00 <faux> idk what that pic is
23:18:00 <faux> but ok
23:18:00 <faux> ty
23:18:00 <IthinkNot> evening all
23:19:00 <faux> hey yall
23:19:00 <IthinkNot> hi faux
23:19:00 <Cath^> faux pas
23:19:00 <couleurs> hey all
23:21:00 <IthinkNot> hi couleurs
23:23:00 <IthinkNot> has anyone downloaded kodi onto a pc ?
23:23:00 <faux> is that fish
23:23:00 <Picard> fuk
23:24:00 <Serenity> we used kodi when we had a media server used to be xbmc
23:25:00 <IthinkNot> ive never even looked at it before but everyone seems to be using it
23:25:00 <IthinkNot> so im downloading to have a look
23:25:00 <Serenity> its easy to use just laod it up n use a phone app to control it
23:26:00 <Serenity> or a mouse if you want whatever
23:26:00 <IthinkNot> im downloading onto lappy
23:26:00 <Serenity> we had it on a server that was hooked up to the tv
23:26:00 <Serenity> n controlled it with the phone app
23:27:00 <IthinkNot> ahhh ok
23:28:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
23:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fall Out Boy - Ghostbusters (I'm Not Afraid) (Audio) ft. Missy Elliott Views: 54,782 Uploader: FallOutBoyVEVO Uploaded: Jun 23, 2016 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.82
23:28:00 <IthinkNot> few people i know are ditching foxtel for those tv boxes
23:28:00 <couleurs> Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:30:00 <Serenity> ive got a fetch tv box
23:30:00 <Serenity> its ok
23:30:00 <Serenity> you can get foxtel channels but its shit after about 4 months its all repeats
23:31:00 <IthinkNot> Serenity the more i look into all these new gadgets the more confused i get
23:31:00 <IthinkNot> foxtel is fkn crap these days
23:31:00 <IthinkNot> never a decent movie when you want to watch one
23:32:00 <Serenity> yeah i wouldnt pay for foxtel tbh
23:32:00 <Serenity> between netflix and stan n youtube i can see pre much whatever i want
23:32:00 <IthinkNot> ive had it for yrs now and its getting worse
23:34:00 <couleurs> :)
23:35:00 <IthinkNot> what you grining at couleurs
23:38:00 <couleurs> notheng.......
23:39:00 <IthinkNot> just as well
23:52:00 <Tiggier> that shark tank show is bloody fake as shit
23:52:00 <Clarkson> Well, I was working. Then got sick of being a manager in a company that is a gigantic cluster fuck so took a month off and now just started a new job which seems to be much better.
23:52:00 <couleurs> thank u
23:56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Rai6Mxj.jpg
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