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00:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u64k0kh2Wig
00:00 <couleurs> same year!!!!!!!!
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Old man neighbor "exercising" in driveway Views: 27,421 Uploader: mikehyde99 Uploaded: Jan 12, 2007 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.23
00:00 <dematerialised> 2007 was a great year
01:00 <TheRiddler> watching log horizon
02:00 <couleurs> Totally, Dude.
02:00 <Doodle> ok he's buggered off now
03:00 <johninja> phew
03:00 <dematerialised> Thank God For That
03:00 <Doodle> ye
03:00 <Doodle> i didnt even get bitten
03:00 <Doodle> i think its cos he hates the smell of butter menthols
03:00 <Doodle> and i am eating one
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> you should follow him around and breathe on him
04:00 <dematerialised> establish your dominance
04:00 <Doodle> haha
04:00 <Doodle> HHHHHHHHHHHHI
04:00 <johninja> tie one around his neck
04:00 <Doodle> HHHHHHOW ARE U
04:00 <Doodle> HHHWHERE R U GOIN
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <johninja> RACK EM
04:00 <dematerialised> RACKEM
04:00 <dematerialised> pimp nasty funky pimp!
04:00 <johninja> when you beat the georgia bulldogssss
05:00 <dematerialised> you gonna get bit
06:00 <couleurs> rackballs
06:00 <couleurs> rack'em
06:00 <couleurs> fuck now i got it stuck in my head 2
06:00 <dematerialised> i mean it's no doge
06:00 <dematerialised> but it's a classic
07:00 <Serenity> CAKE IT, TO THE MINUTE
08:00 <dematerialised> i am not familiar with that meme sezz
08:00 <Serenity> because its not ok
08:00 <Maurice> I just saw a chick on fb with the surname Spoof
08:00 <Maurice> I hope it's real
08:00 <dematerialised> lol
08:00 <johninja> its a take on push it too the limit
08:00 <johninja> i like it
08:00 <President_Trump> johninja any moves?
08:00 <johninja> nothing major
08:00 <johninja> that i know of
09:00 <President_Trump> can u have a check and find out
09:00 <President_Trump> id like a summary
09:00 <Doodle> more like a bummary amirite
09:00 <dematerialised> ^
09:00 <Doodle> speaking of
09:00 <Doodle> hi Liinda
09:00 <dematerialised> is Liinda a meme?
09:00 <Liinda> doodle =) haiii
09:00 <johninja> i'm playin chess so maybe later
10:00 <Doodle> no she likes a good bummary
10:00 <Liinda> jinja!
10:00 <Doodle> dont u
10:00 <Liinda> hows things peeps
10:00 <dematerialised> fantastic
10:00 <Doodle> horrible
10:00 <Liinda> yay and oh
10:00 <Liinda> why horrible doodles
10:00 <Doodle> why ot
10:00 <Doodle> n
10:00 <Liinda> true
10:00 <Liinda> but whyyyyyy
11:00 <couleurs> Doodle got blue bulbs Liinda 
11:00 <dematerialised> Doodle, is that black nail polish on your nails?
11:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
11:00 <Doodle> ye
11:00 <Doodle> no
11:00 <Liinda> couleurs!
11:00 <dematerialised> and what have you done to your hair
11:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Liinda> gently
11:00 <Doodle> with ur tongue
11:00 <Liinda> but repeatedly in the same spot
11:00 <Doodle> thats the way
11:00 <dematerialised> kicked you with the force of an angels caress
11:00 <Liinda> lol not with my tongue
11:00 <Doodle> u no how i like it
12:00 <Liinda> lol dematerialised
12:00 <Liinda> doodle if ur balls are blue u would take it any wau it was given im sure
12:00 <Doodle> i wasnt complaining
12:00 <Liinda> shall i continue?
12:00 <Doodle> no i might need to use them again one day
12:00 <Doodle> but thanks
13:00 <dematerialised> Liinda are you single i need a new irc girlfriend?
13:00 <Liinda> no probs, here if you need me buddy o pal :P
13:00 <Liinda> im single on irc but taken in real life
13:00 <dematerialised> excellent
13:00 <Liinda> but
13:00 <Liinda> actually csnt rmemmeber what i was going to say
13:00 <dematerialised> that's ok
13:00 <dematerialised> i'm gonna need you to sign these mortgage papers
13:00 <Doodle> thats the chloroform dematerialised used on you
14:00 <Doodle> 'do these mortgage papers smell funny to you?'
14:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <Liinda> so any news? feels like ages since ive been here
16:00 <Doodle> i have 6 kids and 2 ex wives now
16:00 <Liinda> so ur single now?
17:00 <Doodle> ye
17:00 <IthinkNot> only 6 
17:00 <Doodle> that i know of
17:00 <IthinkNot> ahhh
17:00 <dematerialised> oh wow
17:00 <Liinda> hi IthinkNot
17:00 <IthinkNot> ohh hey Liinda
17:00 <IthinkNot> long time huh
17:00 <Liinda> ages!
17:00 <couleurs> well, i'm a champion FiFa player still but am looking to expand my horizons by staring at sunsets 
18:00 <Liinda> glad u still have ur goals clear in front of you couleurs
18:00 <dematerialised> you would hope so, he'd be a crappy fifa player if he didn't
18:00 <IthinkNot> couleurs time  to put the xbox controller down me thinks
18:00 <couleurs> good 1 or should i say good pun eh eh
18:00 <Doodle> pls dont talk about goals
19:00 <dematerialised> gottim!
19:00 <Doodle> i spent 3 hours learning about startegic business planning earlier
19:00 <Doodle> me brane
19:00 <Doodle> *strategic
19:00 <couleurs> XBOX HOW DEAR U #PS4 4 THE PLAYAS 
19:00 <dematerialised> how dare you get an education Doodle
19:00 <couleurs> #xbox 4 fat nerds
19:00 <Liinda> well i kinda meant soccer goals :P
19:00 <IthinkNot> oops sorry 
19:00 <Doodle> i know dematerialised
19:00 <Doodle> its FUCKING horrible
19:00 <dematerialised> i wouldn't be able to learn anything, my brain is mush these days
20:00 <couleurs> still not sure why i'm awake tbh
20:00 <Doodle> it better mame me fkn rich
20:00 <Doodle> *make
20:00 <Doodle> so is my brain look at me typing
20:00 <Liinda> hahaha
20:00 <dematerialised> hehe
20:00 <Liinda> ur on a roll
20:00 <Doodle> ye
20:00 <IthinkNot> so whats the rules like in here thses days
20:00 <dematerialised> same as always
20:00 <Doodle> rules?
20:00 <amsy> what rules
20:00 <dematerialised> just dont be a retard
20:00 <Liinda> there are rules?
20:00 <dematerialised> that's about it
20:00 <Liinda> hi amsy
20:00 <Doodle> try not to get shit on the sheets
21:00 <amsy> hey Liinda
21:00 <couleurs> roads? we don't need no stinkin' roads i mean rules
21:00 <Doodle> hi amsy
21:00 <Liinda> so many ppl break that rule dematerialised
21:00 <Doodle> how u doin
21:00 <amsy> hey Doodle
21:00 <Doodle> wut r u wearing
21:00 <dematerialised> MELBOURNE IRC Have A Whinge -- NO RULES!!!
21:00 <amsy> im naked ;)
21:00 <Doodle> oer
21:00 <Doodle> pix
21:00 <dematerialised> slash facebook
21:00 <amsy> n u
21:00 <Doodle> in triplicate thx
21:00 <Liinda> lol
21:00 <Doodle> trackies
21:00 <amsy> looll
21:00 <johninja> hey Liinda :)
21:00 <Maurice> Nothing beats PHAW for whinging
21:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
21:00 <dematerialised> Maurice
21:00 <Liinda> hows it going jinj
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <Maurice> What
22:00 <dematerialised> i swear i saw a car in front of me today
22:00 <dematerialised> with a sticket
22:00 <Doodle> SEXY trackies
22:00 <dematerialised> sticker
22:00 <Doodle> i meant
22:00 <Maurice> You did
22:00 <Maurice> Lol
22:00 <dematerialised> saying "im a whinger"
22:00 <Maurice> They sell them
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:00 <dematerialised> i was like
22:00 <dematerialised> facebook is leaking
22:00 <IthinkNot> hey i remeber it got so bad in here with rules at one stage you could barely chat 
22:00 <Liinda> lol
22:00 <Liinda> hey Maurice
22:00 <Maurice> One of the members has a few diff designs
22:00 <Maurice> Heya Liinda
22:00 <Doodle> Maurice said members
22:00 <Maurice> Hehe
22:00 <dematerialised> heh
22:00 <Doodle> everyone
22:00 <dematerialised> i bet she did
22:00 <Doodle> :o
22:00 <dematerialised> i mean he
22:00 <dematerialised> i bet he did
22:00 <dematerialised> because he's gay
22:00 <Doodle> ye
22:00 <Liinda> a whinging member?
23:00 <Doodle> uphill gardener
23:00 <dematerialised> hehe
23:00 <Liinda> lol
23:00 <couleurs> i've seen heaps of idiets with mighty car mods stickers.... how sad do u have 2 b 2 have 1 of those rite Doodle 
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <dematerialised> yeah but MCM is actually cool
23:00 <Doodle> no stickers
23:00 <Doodle> on cars
23:00 <Doodle> pls
23:00 <Liinda> i used to make stickers for ppls cars
23:00 <Doodle> we're not 17
23:00 <couleurs> thank u
23:00 <Liinda> loads of them
23:00 <dematerialised> i like their current episodes
23:00 <dematerialised> turning a sexspec lancer into a race machine
23:00 <Doodle> i have a drawer full of stickers that came with all me car parts, where they belong
24:00 <couleurs> me 2
24:00 <Liinda> we used to do the stick figure ones, but the ones of ufos taking the stick figure families etc
24:00 <IthinkNot> clean your drawers out 
24:00 <Doodle> i had a stick figure one on me last car
24:00 <Maurice> I have 1 sticker on my car
24:00 <dematerialised> i've only ever put one sticker on a car and that was because it was mandatory for the fpv/tickford club i was in
24:00 <Maurice> And thats the service one
24:00 <Doodle> me & urmum
24:00 <Liinda> lol doodle
24:00 <johninja> yeah alright Liinda, how about you?
24:00 <Doodle> mandatory
24:00 <Liinda> i had my business signae on my car
24:00 <Doodle> fuck off
25:00 <Maurice> I mentioned that sticker to my mum, Doodle, and she didn't get it
25:00 <Liinda> *signage
25:00 <Maurice> I'm ashamed
25:00 <IthinkNot> i used to have bite me on my old car 
25:00 <johninja> hi ashamed
25:00 <dematerialised> it was a pretty serious car club
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <dematerialised> paid memberships e.t.c
25:00 <dematerialised> free race days/cams training and all that
25:00 <Doodle> lol the ballarat light car club is cams affiliated and has paid memberships and they never made me stick shit on me rx7
25:00 <Doodle> i would have told em to fuck off
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
26:00 <Liinda> light car club? what kind of cars are they
26:00 <Doodle> i only raced with them once anyway cos theyre nongs
26:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised hows about a lullaby
26:00 <Doodle> cars under 3 tonnes
26:00 <Doodle> so basically every car
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <Doodle> except 4wds
26:00 <dematerialised> lol President_Trump you are so original
26:00 <dematerialised> every time you type that and hit enter
26:00 <dematerialised> i smile
26:00 <Liinda> yeah im well thx jinja... not much changed, working shitloads etc
26:00 <President_Trump> ive got a hard on for u bro
26:00 <johninja> oh damn
26:00 <dematerialised> i know
26:00 <President_Trump> remember that
27:00 <Liinda> that sounds like a stupid club doodle
27:00 <johninja> don't burn yourself out homie
27:00 <Doodle> lol why
27:00 <Maurice> I was picturing cars with a light show on them
27:00 <Doodle> we did hill climbs, morotkhanas etc
27:00 <Maurice> Now I'm disappointed
27:00 <Doodle> *motor
27:00 <dematerialised> hehe Maurice
27:00 <Liinda> well, it doesnt seem like a specialty club
27:00 <Doodle> rallies etc
27:00 <dematerialised> i never did khana in my xr
27:00 <dematerialised> it was a stock boat
27:00 <johninja> yeah they just being racist towards F250s
27:00 <Liinda> so my lil yaris could have been part of it
27:00 <Doodle> yep
27:00 <Doodle> people raced in corollas
28:00 <Liinda> lol dear
28:00 <Doodle> actually a corolla lapped me in me turbo rx7
28:00 <Doodle> in the mud
28:00 <Liinda> might as well go in with a lawnmower
28:00 <Doodle> cos it was light
28:00 <Liinda> id make a sticker... light as bro
28:00 <johninja> those old carollas go pretty hard
28:00 <Doodle> and i had no working windscreen wipers
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> anyway that was back when i was young and cool and stuff
29:00 <Liinda> naw, few weeks back?
29:00 <dematerialised> smooth
29:00 <Liinda> ikr
29:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Maurice> Centuries ago
30:00 <Maurice> When he wore pantaloons
30:00 <Doodle> :o
30:00 <johninja> penny farthing racing
30:00 <Doodle> dont u make fun of my pantloons
30:00 <Doodle> a
30:00 <Doodle> .
30:00 <couleurs> TheRon's Kareoke Lawn Bowls Club.
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Maurice> I find your pantaloons arousing
30:00 <dematerialised> as long as they've got beer and parmis
30:00 <dematerialised> im there
31:00 <couleurs> me 2
31:00 <johninja> good music, good freinds, cold beer
31:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon bowls about 200m from my house
31:00 <couleurs> kareoke lawn bowls... i'm going on shark tank u guys wish me luck bye
31:00 <Liinda> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> ok remember us please when you are rich n fames please couleurs
32:00 <johninja> "I remember when he used to post funny videos on irc"
32:00 <dematerialised> haha
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
32:00 <johninja> eep he's escaped
32:00 <Doodle> aka date night at Pieter's
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
33:00 <dematerialised> who untied ShadowLurker
33:00 <dematerialised> look what youve done
33:00 <ShadowLurker> bitch please
33:00 <Doodle> look wut u done did
33:00 <johninja> quick, better start shooting innocent people, he has a weapo
33:00 <dematerialised> ELIMINATE THE THREAT
33:00 <dematerialised> (s)
34:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing wrong with me
34:00 <Doodle> Liinda can u pls take ur top off and send me some pics to tide me over til next time you're on
34:00 <Doodle> ty
34:00 <Serenity> yeah me too
34:00 <Doodle> NO FUCK OFF COCKBLOCKER
34:00 <Doodle> I WAS FIRST
34:00 <ShadowLurker> save urself time and post in main
34:00 <Doodle> GET UR OWN BIRD DO U WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> i've got a whole bunch of nudes on back-order
34:00 <dematerialised> im still waiting for delivery
34:00 <Serenity> my head is getting hard to hold up i dont think i can fight about it
35:00 <johninja> If you book them, they will come
35:00 <Doodle> same actually
35:00 <Doodle> me hed
35:00 <Doodle> me brane
35:00 <Doodle> :(
35:00 <Doodle> at least i can taste weed today
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere.mp3 (10.86MB 128kbps Stereo 11:51)
35:00 <dematerialised> :3
35:00 <johninja> Why are you eating it?
35:00 <Doodle> i do like this album
35:00 <Doodle> i'm not lol
36:00 <Doodle> hi
36:00 <Doodle> ;)
37:00 <dematerialised> don't worry he only wants to make you tea
37:00 <Doodle> mmm tea
37:00 <johninja> yes 'tea'
37:00 <Liinda> lol sorry was away for a min
37:00 <Doodle> yes
37:00 <Doodle> i am a joggler
37:00 <Doodle> jiggler
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <Doodle> :/
38:00 <Doodle> were u taking pix Liinda
38:00 <Doodle> i thought so
38:00 <dematerialised> i hope so
38:00 <johninja> getting all nuded up in the cold just for us
38:00 <johninja> what a hero
38:00 <dematerialised> i know right
38:00 <Doodle> lol i was about to type that
38:00 <dematerialised> dedication to the cause
38:00 <Liinda> Haha doodle
38:00 <Doodle> good grief
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 ACDC - Touch Too Much.mp3 (8.56MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:21)
41:00 <Doodle> aka weekend at Doodles
41:00 <dematerialised> im just happy stebie isn't kicking me for using colours
41:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Doodle> lol cos you're voiced prob
41:00 <Maurice> The only colours I can see are blue, grey and white
41:00 <dematerialised> that's all there is
41:00 <dematerialised> so good
43:00 <Doodle> someone come and rub vicks on me chest
43:00 <Doodle> erotically
43:00 <dematerialised> i mean i would but you know
43:00 <dematerialised> people would talk
43:00 <Doodle> or just normally
43:00 <Maurice> Can I sing soft kitty while I do it?
43:00 <British^Meat> rub deep heat on his wang
43:00 <Doodle> i dont care
43:00 <Doodle> looool Maurice
43:00 <Maurice> Can I also suck on your.. zipple
43:00 <Doodle> ye
43:00 <Maurice> Sexcellent
43:00 <Doodle> dont put deep heat on me wanger tho
43:00 <Doodle> tingly
44:00 <Maurice> I had a friend who put deep heat on her vag when she was young coz it hurt and she thought it'd help
44:00 <Doodle> eep
44:00 <dematerialised> good lord
44:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> my god
44:00 <Doodle> and now she sings soprano?
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <dematerialised> seems like a touch
44:00 <dematerialised> a touch too much!
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> i wish u could buy deep head in a tube
44:00 <Doodle> oh wait
44:00 <Doodle> nm
44:00 <IthinkNot> hey i was once stupid enough to put deep heap after doing a hammy :(
45:00 <dematerialised> i used to use deep heat for my back
45:00 <Doodle> i got deep heat in my eyes once
45:00 <dematerialised> works pretty good
45:00 <Doodle> they worked really well after that tho
45:00 <IthinkNot> it was not a pleasant experience
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Prodigy - Break & Enter.mp3 (19.25MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 8:24)
46:00 <Liinda> dont put in on your pee pee
46:00 <dematerialised> :3
46:00 <Doodle> thx for the tip Liinda
46:00 <Liinda> tip for not on your tip
46:00 <Doodle> ye
46:00 <Doodle> burny
47:00 <Liinda> ouchies
47:00 <Liinda> but then there would be cooling feeling
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> damn
47:00 <Liinda> hahaha
47:00 <Doodle> cooling ie retracting inside ur body feeling
47:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADa6MXREhjI
47:00 <dematerialised> doodle irl
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cat Opening Drawer Gets Busted Views: 221,132 Uploader: itn57 Uploaded: Aug 24, 2013 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.92
48:00 <Maurice> Is that they grey cat
48:00 <dematerialised> yes
48:00 <Maurice> He's got such a smooshy face
48:00 <dematerialised> he does
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> sif me
48:00 <Doodle> i would just take the red thing and run
48:00 <Doodle> and roll around on it
49:00 <Maurice> OH FAUX
49:00 <dematerialised> now im watching the related failarmy vid of cats being cunts
49:00 <Maurice> WHERE ARE YOU
49:00 <dematerialised> my evening is made
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Doodle> c u in 7
50:00 <Doodle> lol dematerialised
50:00 <Doodle> i cant watch that
50:00 <Doodle> it sets me cat off
50:00 <dematerialised> haha
50:00 <IthinkNot> O_o
50:00 <IthinkNot> freaks
50:00 <Liinda> i love that vid, so freaking cute
51:00 <Maurice> Omg Doodle, I watched a vid of a deaf cat asleep, and the owner touched it
51:00 <Maurice> MMMMROWWWWW
51:00 <Doodle> olawd
51:00 <Maurice> I watched it about 72 times
51:00 <Doodle> instadeath
51:00 <Liinda> have u seen the one of th turtle biting the cats paw?
51:00 <Liinda> nom...... nom...... nom......
51:00 <Doodle> ok no i have to go to bed i cant watch cat videos all night
51:00 <Doodle> :(
52:00 <dematerialised> no
52:00 <dematerialised> you will submit
52:00 <Maurice> Why do you have to go to bed
52:00 <Doodle> cos i am sick
52:00 <Maurice> What do you have planned for tomorrow
52:00 <Maurice> Piffle
52:00 <Doodle> and i got no sleep last night
52:00 <Maurice> So am I, but I'm tough
52:00 <Doodle> and i had to stand in the cold today
52:00 <Doodle> and some other 4th thing
52:00 <Doodle> tomorrow
52:00 <Doodle> i have to formulate a marketing campaign
52:00 <IthinkNot> sounds fun
52:00 <IthinkNot> not
53:00 <IthinkNot> i have work in the morn :/
53:00 <Doodle> lol ye
53:00 <Doodle> anyway dont listen to Maurice she lives fucking 2 hours ago
53:00 <Maurice> I have to... uhm
54:00 <IthinkNot> its getting to cold to get out of bed in the morn
54:00 <Maurice> Dump my kids at the orphanage and go home to bed
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> its getting too cold to person 
54:00 <Doodle> at all
54:00 <IthinkNot> i fkn hate winter
54:00 <Maurice> I love it
54:00 <Maurice> Except today I wore thongs and my toes got cold
55:00 <IthinkNot> lol
55:00 <IthinkNot> its fine if you dont have to do anything 
55:00 <Doodle> its fine if u live in WA
55:00 <dematerialised> the cold is loverly
55:00 <Doodle> where its never cold
55:00 <IthinkNot> but getting up in morns is fkn freezing
55:00 <dematerialised> i get to wear my hobo jackets
55:00 <Doodle> *homo
55:00 <dematerialised> so rude
55:00 <Doodle> the purple corduroy ones
56:00 <IthinkNot> i have an awesome collection of jackets
56:00 <IthinkNot> and shoes
56:00 <Doodle> i have
56:00 <Doodle> 1 jacket
56:00 <IthinkNot> and bags
56:00 <dematerialised> my jacket that i used to wear when i was on the docks in fremantle
56:00 <dematerialised> warmest thing ever
56:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised when will u see jen again?
56:00 <Doodle> on the docks looking for clients
56:00 <Doodle> late at night
56:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised a bluey ?
56:00 <Doodle> in the cold
56:00 <dematerialised> nah IthinkNot
56:00 <Doodle> all lads together
56:00 <Maurice> Doodle, do you also have a short skirt
57:00 <dematerialised> i got to sit in an office on the radio looking at container numbers all day
57:00 <Doodle> yes yes i do Maurice
57:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised i have a hubby and a danughter that work on the docks
57:00 <dematerialised> ah cool :)
57:00 <President_Trump> what sort of containers?
58:00 <dematerialised> i was a customs officer so the only time i got cold is when i went out to check the bond locks were still on haha
58:00 <IthinkNot> one is a crane driver and the other a straddle driver
58:00 <Doodle> heh
58:00 <Maurice> I'd pay to see Doodle in a short skirt and a long jacket
58:00 <Doodle> straddle driving?
58:00 <IthinkNot> Doodle get your mind out of the gutter lol
59:00 <Doodle> NEVAR
59:00 <Maurice> Straddling is the best kind
59:00 <Doodle> hngg
59:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Doodle> it will explode
59:00 <Maurice> I'd prod it with my tongue
59:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeek
59:00 <Doodle> you'd lose ur face
00:00 <Maurice> Ok, I might have to porn tonight
00:00 <Clarkson> fuck you panda cunt
00:00 <Maurice> Bit toey
00:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
00:00 <Doodle> hang on wheres ur husband
00:00 <Maurice> I have safety glasses, earplugs and a shower cap
00:00 <Maurice> He's at work
00:00 <Doodle> on me way
00:00 <dematerialised> toey double wanking noodle feasing earthset
00:00 <Doodle> lolol dematerialised
00:00 <Maurice> Until the end of the month
00:00 <Doodle> oh
00:00 <Doodle> i'll pack a bag
00:00 <Doodle> of lube
00:00 <Maurice> Thats all you'll need
00:00 <Doodle> and a smile
01:00 <Maurice> Maybe a jumper
01:00 <Doodle> i spose
01:00 <Maurice> Jumper and no pants
01:00 <Maurice> Like Deadpool
01:00 <Doodle> a wooly darryl somers one
01:00 <dematerialised> Doodle is from the highlands, he'll rock up in shorts and a tshirt
01:00 <Maurice> NO
01:00 <Doodle> if its over 15 its shorts weather
01:00 <oblong> hi nerdygirl
01:00 <Maurice> When my mother in law was here, I was in a hoodie and dressing gown and she was in a singlet and skirt
01:00 <Maurice> Fuckhead
01:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> ok now im stuck on failarmy videos
02:00 <dematerialised> looks like im not going to work tomorrow
02:00 <Maurice> Yeah me either
02:00 <Doodle> olawd
02:00 <Doodle> me either
02:00 <Doodle> me calls in dead
02:00 <Doodle> /
02:00 <dematerialised> hehe
02:00 <dematerialised> sorry boss i died last night
02:00 <oblong> dematerialised what do you do for work?
03:00 <dematerialised> cant come in
03:00 <Liinda> ive been off work all week =)
03:00 <Liinda> have to go in tomorrow
03:00 <dematerialised> oblong i fuck your mother for cookies
03:00 <Liinda> then long weekend!!!
03:00 <oblong> thats not an answer
03:00 <oblong> you dont have a job dematerialised
03:00 <dematerialised> it's the only answer
03:00 <IthinkNot> night all
03:00 <oblong> no need to lie
03:00 <Doodle> i'll be dead so no long weekend for me
03:00 <Liinda> night IthinkNot
03:00 <dematerialised> nini IthinkNot
03:00 <Doodle> nini ren
03:00 <IthinkNot> o/
03:00 <dematerialised> \o
03:00 <Doodle> \o
03:00 <Doodle> \o/
03:00 <Doodle> /U\
03:00 <Liinda> dont call in dead
03:00 <Doodle> i'll call in stiff
03:00 <Liinda> how am i gonna send u those pics
03:00 <Maurice> We just had our long weekend
04:00 <IthinkNot> lol
04:00 <Doodle> LIKE U NEVER DO
04:00 <Liinda> oh well that will work
04:00 <Doodle> i mean
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Liinda> oh nice Maurice!
04:00 <Maurice> Where the fuck is faux, I have a pic for her
04:00 <oblong> Liinda dematerialised is a despo his heart is for amelia
04:00 <Liinda> this is our last one for a while :(
04:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/n1O4kr6.jpg
04:00 <Doodle> unda me desk huhuehue
04:00 <Maurice> Can you pass that on
04:00 <Maurice> Cheers
04:00 <Liinda> thanks oblong
04:00 <dematerialised> jerome don't you have something to do?
05:00 <oblong> what would i have to do?
05:00 <Maurice> Like get another bowl haircut
05:00 <Doodle> oh i was gonna ask which dikhed it is
05:00 <dematerialised> that answers that question
05:00 <oblong> you tell me
05:00 <oblong> what should i be doing?
05:00 <dematerialised> is it a hard life living on centrelink in government housing jerome?
05:00 <oblong> LOL govt housing?
05:00 <oblong> centrelink?
05:00 <Doodle> da gubberment
05:00 <oblong> where do you get this rubbish from
05:00 <Liinda> oh its jerome
05:00 <Doodle> werd
05:00 <Liinda> =)
05:00 <oblong> govt housing lollllllllllllll
06:00 <Doodle> jeromosexual
06:00 <dematerialised> hit a nerve did i
06:00 <oblong> my gf lives in govt housing yes but i dont
06:00 <oblong> a nerve?
06:00 <dematerialised> no im fairly sure you live in govt housing
06:00 <Maurice> He gets it from the same place you get your bullshit from
06:00 <oblong> im just pointing out your bullshit
06:00 <Maurice> Fairyland
06:00 <Doodle> aka perth
06:00 <oblong> Maurice i dont talk bullshit
06:00 <Maurice> LOL
06:00 <Maurice> Ok
06:00 <oblong> my facts are all facts
06:00 <dematerialised> jerome Maurice said a few nights ago she thinks you're cute
06:00 <oblong> if i say something its gospel
06:00 <dematerialised> you guys should hook up
06:00 <oblong> she prob does
06:00 <oblong> im actually the only good looking male here
06:00 <oblong> so yeh
06:00 <Doodle> tell us some facts
06:00 <oblong> i can understand why
06:00 <Doodle> facty mcfactfact
07:00 <Maurice> Don't you dare, dematerialised
07:00 <dematerialised> hehe
07:00 <Liinda> jerome are u the jerome im thinking of?
07:00 <oblong> Maurice is not my type
07:00 <oblong> i prefer Liinda
07:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
07:00 <Maurice> Good luck, Liinda
07:00 <Maurice> God speed
07:00 <oblong> Liinda is only attractive female left on here
07:00 <Doodle> i look ok in a dress
07:00 <oblong> well thats been the case for many years now actually
07:00 <Maurice> Pics
07:00 <oblong> yes Liinda it is me
07:00 <dematerialised> lol jerome is a pedo
07:00 <Doodle> eehehee no i'm shy
07:00 <oblong> rehhh ehh ehhh
07:00 <dematerialised> stop pedoing Liinda jerome
07:00 <oblong> im a pedo?
07:00 <Liinda> Ahh!
07:00 <Maurice> LOL shy my arse
07:00 <oblong> lol
07:00 <oblong> ok
07:00 <Doodle> eheheh
07:00 <Doodle> I AM
08:00 <Liinda> You guys know how I found niceness in everyone right?
08:00 <Maurice> S'NOT
08:00 <oblong> me and Liinda go way back
08:00 <oblong> she is cool
08:00 <Doodle> i like to put my niceness in everyone
08:00 <Liinda> Yeah Ive known Jer for years actually.
08:00 <oblong> dematerialised your next victim after jen?
08:00 <oblong> and amelia?
08:00 <Maurice> I like your niceness
08:00 <dematerialised> lol
08:00 <Doodle> can u go back for years somewhere else
08:00 <oblong> dematerialised where do you live?
08:00 <dematerialised> i live in perth
08:00 <oblong> really?
08:00 <dematerialised> 78 blackadder road
08:00 <oblong> where abouts?
09:00 <dematerialised> middle swan
09:00 <oblong> like what area
09:00 <Doodle> like the neck?
09:00 <Liinda> LOL
09:00 <oblong> do you live near maurice?
09:00 <Maurice> We're neighbours
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah she's up the road
09:00 <oblong> all the losers are from perth
09:00 <Liinda> brb reflux :(
09:00 <Doodle> ramsay st middle swan
09:00 <oblong> Doodle where are u from?
09:00 <oblong> perth too?
09:00 <Maurice> I live in Summer Bay
09:00 <Doodle> ye
09:00 <oblong> i would say u are more a melb type
09:00 <Doodle> i live in peppermint grove
09:00 <dematerialised> fucken peppy grove
09:00 <Maurice> Doodle is the rich kinda perthian
09:00 <dematerialised> wanker
10:00 <oblong> because you were aranging sex tour with jen
10:00 <Clarkson> some of the gay people dont only just sound gay they sound retarded
10:00 <Doodle> oh really
10:00 <Doodle> tell us more facts
10:00 <dematerialised> yeah he's really good at this
10:00 <oblong> well now you are hoping for some faux pussy
10:00 <Doodle> well
10:00 <Doodle> thats true
10:00 <Maurice> Nobody wants fake pussy
10:00 <dematerialised> hehe
10:00 <oblong> Doodle would you say that faux is attractive?
10:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Doodle> are u for real
11:00 <Doodle> what did i just say thicko
11:00 <oblong> you didnt say anything
11:00 <dematerialised> jerome is very attractive
11:00 <Doodle> thivky bloody thick thick thicko
11:00 <oblong> one can find something not attractive but even go for the pussy
11:00 <oblong> thats the way on here
11:00 <Doodle> tell us more
11:00 <Doodle> o wise one
11:00 <Maurice> This is how I picture oblong http://www.monologuedb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/jim-carrey-lloyd-christmas-dumb-and-dumber.gif
12:00 <Doodle> ehehe
12:00 <dematerialised> that's an insult to jim carrey
12:00 <oblong> LOL
12:00 <oblong> good movie
12:00 <oblong> not his best though
12:00 <oblong> very weak
12:00 <Maurice> Jim Carrey sucks
12:00 <Maurice> So it's fitting
12:00 <dematerialised> you take that back
12:00 <Maurice> I will not
12:00 <dematerialised> fire marshal bill is amazing
12:00 <dematerialised> +l
12:00 <Maurice> NO TAKE BACKS
12:00 <Doodle> lol fire marshall bill
12:00 <oblong> he is a great actor
12:00 <oblong> brilliant
12:00 <Doodle> LET ME SHOW YA SUMTHIN
12:00 <oblong> he can do very deep
12:00 <oblong> and also very funny
12:00 <dematerialised> LA TE TAH TE DAAH
13:00 <Doodle> looooool
13:00 <Doodle> vera de milo was cool too
13:00 <dematerialised> no idea what that is
13:00 <dematerialised> i shall google
13:00 <Doodle> enjoy
14:00 <Doodle> speaking of enjoying things
14:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me
14:00 <Maurice> Naww, I love your op boots
14:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o////
14:00 <dematerialised> nini doodel
14:00 <Maurice> Night hineypie
14:00 <dematerialised> \o
14:00 <Liinda> night ddodles!
14:00 <Liinda> hope ur blueys go away
15:00 <amsy> loool vera de milos whinny
15:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:00 <amsy> nini roodles
15:00 <dematerialised> ok yes this is awesome
16:00 <Liinda> goodnight lovelies xoxox
16:00 <dematerialised> nini Liinda
16:00 <Liinda> night dematerialised! x
16:00 <amsy> nini Liinda
16:00 <amsy> å
16:00 <amsy> :(
16:00 <dematerialised> awwww
18:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised sing amsy a lullaby
18:00 <dematerialised> does amsy want one?
18:00 <amsy> alright
18:00 <President_Trump> she does
18:00 <dematerialised> hmm ok let me think of one
20:00 <President_Trump> u looking forward to this amsy?
20:00 <amsy> i guess i am
20:00 <President_Trump> touch your boobs when he says it
20:00 <President_Trump> and think of picard
20:00 <amsy> only if it causes me to
20:00 <amsy> no
20:00 <amsy> :(
21:00 <President_Trump> dont u like him?
21:00 <President_Trump> once upon a time he said u were cute lol
21:00 <amsy> hes alright to talk to
21:00 <amsy> when hes not being an idiot
22:00 <President_Trump> what about demat?
22:00 <amsy> hes shit
23:00 <President_Trump> keep trump as your #1
23:00 <amsy> oh
26:00 <BlackDevil> trump is my president
26:00 <President_Trump> i am a unifier
27:00 <President_Trump> amsy do u remember flying out to australia on the A380? lol
27:00 <President_Trump> i was the guy sitting two rows back
27:00 <amsy> which time?
27:00 <President_Trump> few years back
27:00 <amsy> oh
27:00 <amsy> did i wave?
28:00 <President_Trump> dont get smart
28:00 <amsy> lol
28:00 <President_Trump> i was in first class
28:00 <President_Trump> u werent
28:00 <President_Trump> understand?
28:00 <amsy> then how were you two rows back?
28:00 <President_Trump> i was testing you
29:00 <President_Trump> and you failed
29:00 <President_Trump> where the fuck is dematerialised? working on his lullaby? looolllllllllll
29:00 <Clarkson> isn't that meant to be sex toy?
29:00 <President_Trump> amsy i know u remember, because on that flight we joined the mile high club
29:00 <amsy> did we? 
30:00 <President_Trump> we did
30:00 <President_Trump> i only lasted 30 seconds, i blamed the altitute, remember?
31:00 <amsy> not really? did you spike my drink?
32:00 <President_Trump> amsy i dont really want to talk about it
32:00 <President_Trump> just trying to kill time waiting for this lullaby
32:00 <President_Trump> so stop asking dumb questions k?
33:00 <amsy> i dont think theres a lullaby coming
33:00 <President_Trump> lol there is, hes working on it
33:00 <amsy> does he actually sing and send a voice recording?
34:00 <President_Trump> no just txt
41:00 <Maurice> Motherfucker, I just kicked my cats cast on her leg, think I broke my toe
41:00 <amsy> what happened to her leg?
41:00 <Maurice> At least we'll match
42:00 <Maurice> No idea, she was in my sons room then came screaming out in pain
42:00 <amsy> :(
42:00 <Maurice> Took her to the vet and the stupid fucks plastered her good leg, not her broken leg, so now all her treatments are free
42:00 <Maurice> This is week 5 of casts though, only another 3ish to go
42:00 <amsy> poor thibg
43:00 <Tim-Sim> did your son hurt the cat?
43:00 <Maurice> She's got a bucket on her head lol
43:00 <Maurice> My son was in the lounge room with me, so no
43:00 <Maurice> I think she fell off the window sill she sleeps on
43:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
44:00 <President_Trump> how long was the wrong leg plastered for?
44:00 <Maurice> Over night
44:00 <Maurice> Roughly 6pm until 9am the next day
44:00 <President_Trump> how come u didnt notice?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> poor cat
45:00 <Maurice> I did notice, but I'm not a vet and didn't have the xray to compare and the vet isnt open in those hours..
45:00 <Maurice> Hence why I questioned it the next day
46:00 <Tim-Sim> good thing you got onto it the next day
46:00 <Maurice> I was there as soon as they opened
46:00 <Maurice> She's been at the vets for the last week because she managed to get 2 casts off
46:00 <President_Trump> what was their excuse?
46:00 <Maurice> Nobody knows how
46:00 <Maurice> There was no excuse
46:00 <Maurice> Just apologies
47:00 <Tim-Sim> just an unfortunate mistake
47:00 <President_Trump> oh well at least they didnt cut it off
48:00 <Maurice> That is a good thing
48:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/8UNBg3G.jpg
49:00 <Maurice> This was the wrong plastered leg http://i.imgur.com/doz3On5.jpg
52:00 <amsy> why didnt they make the other one pretty!?
52:00 <Maurice> I don't know!
52:00 <Maurice> She's had 6 casts since the purple and they've all been boring
53:00 <Maurice> But I jazzed them up with diff socks coz she keeps getting shit on her cast
53:00 <Tim-Sim> I wonder if the cat was wondering why they plastered the 'not sore leg'
54:00 <Maurice> She prob was, she managed to climb over the top of a playpen (used to keep her confined) and up a dining chair all with her good leg plastered and her broken leg hanging
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup harris 
17:00 <President_Trump> wheres ur wife?
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> wheres ur job?
17:00 <harris> he has no wife
18:00 <harris> no married guy would be on irc austnet at these hours everynight and day
18:00 <President_Trump> why did u make up u had an aboriginal wife TropicalStormJim?
18:00 <harris> he has no wife
18:00 <harris> no gf
18:00 <harris> he's a liar
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats nice and all but when we're going to talk about something new, lemme know
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> what kind of ice addict comes on irc every day and discusses exactly the same fucking topics?
19:00 <harris> whos the ice addict?
19:00 <harris> pieter wasnt even an ice addict
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/a/7vbln
20:00 <harris> ?
20:00 <harris> thats weed
20:00 <harris> where is the ice?
20:00 <harris> the last time i smoked pot was in january lol
20:00 <harris> if u must know
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> kool story bro
21:00 <harris> so ice addict coming on irc everyday?
21:00 <harris> whos that?
21:00 <harris> President_Trump is ice addict?
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> boy i wish b1 were here 2 express his opinion on this very uninteresting topic
22:00 <harris> b1?
22:00 <harris> b1 was a loser
22:00 <harris> and an old pedo
22:00 <harris> a good mate of urs?
22:00 <President_Trump> TropicalStormJim why do you hate DoC?
22:00 <harris> is b1 an ice addict?
24:00 <harris> taco has gone to coward again lol
24:00 <harris> did u behave this way when u were a cop?
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOL
23:00 <Doodle> [03:13] <herrinch> is Doodle awake
23:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
13:00 <BlackDevil> lol, true story
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux - you need to watch this… it’s fucking HILARIOUS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTGz031z064
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My Sexual Hygiene Routine | Plus Size Edition Views: 390,717 Uploader: Sade Kolade Uploaded: Apr 28, 2016 Duration: 10m31s Rating: 4.87
26:00 <BlackDevil> LOL hilarious!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is, bitch 
30:00 <BlackDevil> I can't stop laughing
30:00 <BlackDevil> so hilarious
50:00 <Serenity> loll kate
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <grem> lolllllllllll
07:00 <faux> hi
11:00 <faux> lmao kate
11:00 <faux> i can have you rubbin on me knowing a UTI is plottin on me
12:00 <Doodle> O_o
13:00 <faux> i dont wanna Smell what you had for breakfast earlier
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <faux> cos if u big like me you had a lot
13:00 <faux> loolll
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I get all these fat vids recommended …. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…. me fat chair is coming today mmmhmmm *head wobbles*
14:00 <faux> i love her
14:00 <faux> she rocks
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she is pretty funny
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll keep her!
14:00 <faux> whats a fat chair 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> recliner chair
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said i needed it cos pregnancy 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> husband was like HELL NO 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i got it anyways…. muhahah ha haw
15:00 <faux> lolll
15:00 <faux> i have 2 recliners in my lounge room
15:00 <faux> they are the bestestest
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, i reckon so
15:00 <faux> i curl up and fall asleep in em
16:00 <faux> ones in front of the aircon so its so good in summer
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will be good after the c-section as we have really low lounges
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yes
16:00 <Clarkson> Clairey : youre still a knowitall cunt
16:00 <faux> dad has low lounges too
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww i haven’t sen clairey for ages
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> seen
16:00 <faux> im short and i still feel like me knees are touching me eyebrows
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. not sure why king furniture charges 9 bazillion dollars for low lounges…. 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <faux> then his dining chairs are high as fuck
17:00 <faux> so me feet dont touch the floor
17:00 <faux> WHAT IS THIS
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways delivery is between 11 - 1
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna nap
18:00 <faux> is it lunch time yet
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope!
18:00 <faux> ffff
18:00 <faux> im hungft
18:00 <faux> hungry
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i had a scone 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> some berry and white choc thing
19:00 <faux> i hadweetbix n a nana
19:00 <faux> like 4 hours ago 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i had breakfast 80 grain toast
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wif some porridge
19:00 <faux> mmm porridge
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> porrridge is pretty much the best, until the child spills it :|
21:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> with blueberries yummmm
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh just 9000kgs of sugar
22:00 <Doodle> i'm reading the invoice from my car service
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, did they rip ya
22:00 <Doodle> they spelt my name ROBBERT
22:00 <Doodle> nah
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> roberto
22:00 <faux> nah no sugar
22:00 <faux> sue them
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am loving berrie smoothies
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly because they taste like yoghurt lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure ive eaten me weight in food daily
23:00 <Serenity> damn you jerks and your dairy
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s been great! Now, full after something small. Probaby a good thing
24:00 <Doodle> sezz
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could have skim milk
24:00 <Serenity> hi
24:00 <Doodle> i need 2x rear tyres apparently
24:00 <Serenity> uh oh
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> or soya milk
24:00 <Serenity> did you get pulled over? lol
24:00 <Doodle> nah service
24:00 <Serenity> ah
24:00 <Doodle> he goes i can replace the tyres on it for $190 each
24:00 <Serenity> i can have 2 coffees a day with skim milk thats it
24:00 <Doodle> just found em for $260 a pair
24:00 <Serenity> and id rather eat dirt than anything soy. vom
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had soy yoghurt once
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, wont be doing that again
25:00 <Doodle> i like soy sauce
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I always have skim milk in me coffee
25:00 <Doodle> why
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> full cream upsets me tummy?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I drink lattes…. so
25:00 <Serenity> because full fat milk is rancid
26:00 <faux> soy milk is so gross
26:00 <Doodle> skim milk is just full fat milk with basically the milk taken out
26:00 <Serenity> exactly
26:00 <Doodle> so its blue water
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol it’s a different taste
26:00 <Serenity> milk is gross
26:00 <faux> tastes like nuts
26:00 <faux> unwashed ones
26:00 <Serenity> i had soy ice cream once urgh
26:00 <faux> skim is disgusting
26:00 <Serenity> its so gross
26:00 <faux> tastes like water with a dash of milk
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> almond milk is a bit weird… me friend brough me some into work… in this glass bottle
26:00 <faux> makes me gag
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like WHAT THE FUCK is that white liquid
26:00 <Doodle> heh
27:00 <Serenity> all these milk replacements have no plce in coffee
27:00 <Serenity> soy almost rice etc
27:00 <faux> i dont mind almond milk in small doses but i couldn't drink it alone 
27:00 <Serenity> no.
27:00 <faux> almost rice
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it’s bad
27:00 <Doodle> i can only drink it with other people too
27:00 <Serenity> almond ffs
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> rice jizz milk ah no
27:00 <faux> ok dad
27:00 <Doodle> almond milk is hell bad for the environment apparently
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ok in cooking almond milk
27:00 <Doodle> all that water to grow almonds
27:00 <Serenity> coconut milk is good in curries
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
28:00 <faux> the only milk i enjoy that doesnt bloat me 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> creame
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> -e
28:00 <faux> is low fat lactose free
28:00 <faux> and im not even lactose intolerant
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah the lactose free yoghurts are good too
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
28:00 <Doodle> :/
28:00 <faux> i buy the liddels ones
28:00 <Serenity> i just want cheese
28:00 <faux> its expensive but oh well
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno which ne i buy… it has cows on the yoghurt
28:00 <Doodle> i know why u want cheese
29:00 <Serenity> to eat cheese?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but then i buy fruiche
29:00 <faux> yum me too sez
29:00 <faux> brieeee
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese is pretty awesome
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but in phases
29:00 <faux> deep fried camembert
29:00 <faux> o god
29:00 <faux> want
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
29:00 <Serenity> jesus christ faux rofl
29:00 <Doodle> lol no
29:00 <Doodle> its cos cheese is dairy flavoured crack
29:00 <faux> i had it at this restaurant and i almost jizzed
29:00 <Doodle> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/4/547334_v1.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> oh
29:00 <Serenity> id believe that
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoked cheddar
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
30:00 <faux> lol @ addicted 
30:00 <faux> ok
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not addicted
30:00 <faux> rehab for cheese addicts
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <faux> NeXT
31:00 <Doodle> wtf
31:00 <faux> sez the camembert was like small wedges and then crumbed and fried
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is me chair! It’s 1130
31:00 <Serenity> jesus that sounds amazing
31:00 <faux> so the inside is melty gooey an warm
31:00 <faux> Ndlxudkendkcjckendkdnx
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw deep fried coke!
31:00 <Serenity> im hurting just thinking about that haha
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm down you fat cut
31:00 <faux> me 2
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> just drink it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8
31:00 <Clarkson> choke on it you bitch
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
31:00 <faux> lol how do you deep fry coke
32:00 <faux> ifits liquid??
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was like syrup
32:00 <Serenity> its just mixed in with batter
32:00 <faux> oh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking feral
32:00 <Clarkson> whose face cunt
32:00 <faux> that sounds weird 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps will deep fry anything
32:00 <faux> i saw a vid of deep fried butter
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <faux> yeah like a stick of butter
32:00 <Serenity> we did mars bars for a short time at the in laws shop
32:00 <faux> crumbed and fried
32:00 <faux> ..
32:00 <Serenity> but it dirties up the oil too fast
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate it when the batter is like feral and soaked in oil
32:00 <Serenity> ex in laws**
33:00 <faux> yum never tried that lol
33:00 <faux> ive only had deep fried icecream
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you local chinese place
33:00 <faux> loll
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> very asian
33:00 <Serenity> they are really good tbh but i could only ever eat a half one
33:00 <Serenity> even when i was a fat cunt
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get like a tiny scoop
34:00 <Serenity> mars bars
34:00 <Serenity> not ice cream
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and its crumbed in like….. coconut and bread crumbs
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG i want 90 
34:00 <Serenity> yes i know ive made deep fried ice cream
34:00 <Serenity> its dead easy
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> frozen ice cream balls fried
34:00 <Serenity> just time consuming
34:00 <Doodle> loool faux
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah annoying
34:00 <Doodle> the stcky buddy
34:00 <Doodle> the old lady on the couch with the poodle
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <Doodle> aahhahahhahhahahha
35:00 <faux> the noises
35:00 <faux> i was crying
35:00 <Doodle> rofl
35:00 <Doodle> it made rooster come over
35:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
35:00 <faux> link it 4 kate
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> links!
35:00 <faux> lmaoooo
35:00 <Doodle> soz i have 2 wipe the tears from me eyes first
36:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/BradleyWilliamsOfficial/videos/1609894039323784/
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrofl
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ old woman
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG LOL
38:00 <Doodle> ahaha ded
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Doodle> k time to suckuum the house bblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilarious
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> to do what doodle
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
02:00 <faux> omg
02:00 <faux> i just peed a fountain
02:00 <faux> was like niagara falls up in this bitch
02:00 <faux> never ending stream
02:00 <faux> also YAY its lunch time 
02:00 <faux> time 4 me lettuce cups
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 mins me chair arrives
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re just eating lettuce cups?
14:00 <Doodle> vac katatonic_kate01
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> CHAIR HAS ARRIVED
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I must sit on i
15:00 <Doodle> dont 4get ur sticky buddy
18:00 <faux> nah i made Turkey mince/veg/soysauce concoction
18:00 <faux> and im gonna eat em in lettuce
18:00 <faux> im not just eating lettuce 
18:00 <faux> what am i rabbit
18:00 <Doodle> do u bang like one
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> turkey mince
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
18:00 <faux> WHAT
18:00 <Doodle> FUCK DARLS
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
19:00 <faux> whats wrong with TM
19:00 <faux> ?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not me fave aye
19:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 doesnt abuse her body in the world she lives in
19:00 <Doodle> like neil from the young ones
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <faux> idgi
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only eat lentils
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
19:00 <Doodle> she is a hippy she wont eat turkey
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh. i don’t like the flavour
19:00 <faux> im confusef
19:00 <faux> i thought u ate meat
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not turkey
20:00 <faux> oh
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> gptcha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t like the flavour
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> or pork
20:00 <faux> ew pork
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> or sea food
20:00 <Doodle> which is weird considering how much she likes to gobble gobble
20:00 <faux> do not like
20:00 <British^Meat> free rights for vegetables!
20:00 <faux> mmm seafppd
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i eat chicken n beef
20:00 <Doodle> VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE
20:00 <British^Meat> thats it :)
20:00 <Doodle> oh dude i have something to show u
20:00 <faux> #broccolilivesmatter
21:00 <faux> is it your dick
21:00 <faux> show us too
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG I <3 broc
21:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13428568_10207496471343544_4330754060675743783_n.jpg?oh=44eb493c977038db2161bbdf663efa64&oe=57CEC0C6&__gda__=1477025977_2021cae6b8a5d7982e7217d90d043a8a
21:00 <faux> me too
21:00 <faux> not brock turner though
21:00 <faux> he can go to hell
21:00 <Clarkson> or do you know you're just sitting there spouting absolute shit
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a cunt
21:00 <Clarkson> machete on gay man
21:00 <British^Meat> is that THE chair?
21:00 <Doodle> YES
21:00 <Doodle> in hammersmith
21:00 <British^Meat> is it in hammersmith?
21:00 <Doodle> ye
21:00 <British^Meat> i'll have to go visit it sometime
22:00 <British^Meat> u know, when i have money
22:00 <Doodle> lol ye 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Doodle> and a slap up grill for 2
22:00 <faux> did you read the victim statement kate
22:00 <Doodle> or in katatonic_kate01's case, a slap for two
23:00 <Doodle> can we not talk about rape unless its me getting raped thx
23:00 <faux> can you not dictate the convo before i fuckin trident u right in the anus
23:00 <Clarkson> Hmm,  fuck nees Valium :(
24:00 <Doodle> i just fucken did
24:00 <Doodle> ay
24:00 <Doodle> what ya gonna do
24:00 <faux> trident u right in the anus
24:00 <faux> obv
24:00 <Doodle> oh
24:00 <faux> bend over bitch
24:00 <Doodle> not until Fennec_Fox leaves
24:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
25:00 <faux> go on
25:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool
25:00 <Doodle> GO ON DEN
25:00 <faux> NOW PLS
25:00 <faux> spread them cheeks
25:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
25:00 <faux> oh dear
25:00 <faux> i just received 10 noteop notes from fennec fux
25:00 <faux> lmaooo 
25:00 <Doodle> rofl
27:00 <faux> oh god
27:00 <faux> hes flooding me with them now
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> they just say FAGGOT!
27:00 <Doodle> haha
27:00 <Doodle> i just sneezed about 20 times in a row
27:00 <Doodle> no orgasm :(
27:00 <faux> i love sneezing
27:00 <faux> best feeling
27:00 <Doodle> ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <Doodle> its ok
28:00 <Doodle> alright i have to fkoff i will bblzzzzzzzzzzzz
28:00 <faux> ok
29:00 <Serenity> ok c u bai ty 4 da cht
30:00 <faux> oh golly
30:00 <faux> i upset fennecfuckhead
30:00 <faux> hes floodin me with noteop notes
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <Serenity> hes weird
31:00 <faux> can u delete them all at once
34:00 <faux> phew
35:00 <faux> all done 
38:00 <johninja> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31802905/knife-wielding-man-reportedly-shot-by-police-at-hornsby-westfield/#page1 
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Hornsby, I've been there
44:00 <faux> im there everyday if you remove the s and b
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <johninja> afternoon faux
46:00 <fawks> god dammit
46:00 <faux> hi love
46:00 <faux> soz
46:00 <johninja> eep
46:00 <faux> me internet sux
46:00 <johninja> all gud
46:00 <faux> also lunch
46:00 <faux> bbs x
46:00 <johninja> mine is worse!
47:00 <johninja> kk x
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> this recliner is fucking awesome
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it goes right back like a bed
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> WILL NOT BE LEAVING…. it
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ok i have to tify up)
49:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/15UeYWX 
49:00 <johninja> nice
49:00 <johninja> I use a recliner as my computer chair
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i said that to the hubby he can use it when i’m not for his computer chair
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he was like as if you’re not going to be sitting on it 24/7
50:00 <johninja> haha
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> we’re not really friends atn
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> atm
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is like, there is no room in the lounge room!!! cry cry
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever! Mumma needs a recliner for after the c-section and…. i’m sure Jack will like it LOL 
58:00 <British^Meat> Anyone good with photo shop and wanna go through and edit 250 pre wedding photos, that'd be greeaaaaaaaaaat
58:00 <British^Meat> i got roped into it, and i hate it
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
58:00 <British^Meat> oh go on
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> pre wedding photos wtf
58:00 <ShadowLurker> sux2bu
58:00 <British^Meat> buy u some toobs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol they dont exist anymore
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice try bribing a fatteh with food
58:00 <British^Meat> i mean.. they had a wedding, over seas, then come over here for a small family one
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> im on o you!
59:00 <British^Meat> and we got all the family and posed shots out of the way b4 that
59:00 <British^Meat> ok, not toobs, but grainwaves
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> grainwaves
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no
01:00 <British^Meat> ur a hard woman to please kateatonic_kat01
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so ive been told, quite a few times ;)
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG… i think i just want to get rid of me lounge and only have recliner chairs
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could totally cope with that
27:00 <johninja> http://www.cracked.com/article_22704_6-historical-heroes-who-did-awful-things-nobody-talks-about_p2.html 
27:00 <johninja> the bit about Tibet is fucking nuts
28:00 <johninja> they seem like they are actually better off under chinese rule
06:00 <fawks> hi
08:00 <johninja> hello
09:00 <fawks> how u
09:00 <johninja> yeh not brad
09:00 <johninja> how about you?
10:00 <fawks> p gopd
10:00 <johninja> :D
10:00 <fawks> watching a show i love
10:00 <fawks> i cannot stop laughing 
10:00 <fawks> lollll
10:00 <fawks> my neighbouts prob think im nuts
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> and they would be correct :P
11:00 <fawks> loll :(
13:00 <faux> lmaoooo
13:00 <faux> i wish mauruce was here
13:00 <faux> she watches it too i need to discuss
19:00 <johninja> is it that show with rogerio?
20:00 <faux> rogelio haha
20:00 <faux> nah
20:00 <faux> this is 2 broke girls
20:00 <johninja> that looked pretty cool
20:00 <johninja> ah ok
20:00 <faux> that one is jane the virgin. finished that :D
21:00 <johninja> I actually have 2 broke girls
21:00 <faux> mel and?
21:00 <faux> lol jk
21:00 <johninja> only 4 eps of season 2 tho
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <johninja> haha
21:00 <faux> should watch it all
21:00 <faux> spretty funny
22:00 <faux> i love max
22:00 <faux> and her boobs
22:00 <Clarkson> her boobs cover ballarat most of the time so its hard to see the weather
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <faux> true clarky they are quite big
23:00 <Clarkson> i know i know you're all sad and shit now
23:00 <faux> oh
25:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson
25:00 <Clarkson> Yeah, not for dirty fucking bangaleshi. 
26:00 <faux> eheeee
26:00 <faux> racist fuk clarky
26:00 <Clarkson> like fuck ya not
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <faux> maybe a bit clarkson
27:00 <Clarkson> i want to believe that but youre a fucking spastic
27:00 <faux> o
27:00 <johninja> hahaha
27:00 <ShadowLurker> REKT
27:00 <faux> rofl
27:00 <faux> fuck i love him
27:00 <faux> tellme a love story clarkson
27:00 <Clarkson> Crowley is fucking funny
49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13423869_10154318191575774_7463429504657763548_n.jpg?oh=64fca3cb07393ee9bbf840a69f50b3df&oe=57C7B038&__gda__=1472314205_5307878e9d76d5c1a31adad4d3025f04
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
58:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13418872_10154762685895400_2739797672861518341_n.jpg?oh=e19fd9364ee8b9de9c37f147a11c997e&oe=57C44063
00:00 <British^Meat> lol Doodle
00:00 <faux> omg cuteeee
01:00 <Rhyderal> Hello People:)
01:00 <faux> hi
01:00 <Rhyderal> Hey:)
01:00 <TheRiddler> is rhyderal that date rape drug?
02:00 <Rhyderal> Not as far as i know......thought that was Rhohipnol?
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
02:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> you dont happen to be from bendigo n 57 are you? :p
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1308056
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh
04:00 <TheRiddler> Looking for a Younger Female (I am 57) to have Online Erotic Chats With....Roleplaying, Fantasies whatever you like......I am Open Minded, Have a Great Sense of Humour and Love to be able to talk to someone and make them feel the best they can feel and make them feel like they are a Princess....
04:00 <TheRiddler> Or whatever else they want to be  Will Also Write them Personal Stories to add to the Excitement and Horny Feelings I hope I can bring them......I look forward to hearing back soon.....Alan
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awVN1Ny_700b.jpg for some reason I laughed
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
13:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
13:00 <Doodle> help me with me assessment 
14:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm dix pix?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi riddler sup?
14:00 <Doodle> no thanks i have me own
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but it would entertain me and you for a lil bit
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can photoshop a top hat on it
15:00 <TheRiddler> nm
15:00 <TheRiddler> you?
15:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> and a rose
15:00 <TheRiddler> tuxedo mask
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler eating pringles in me new recliner, feeling fat and lazy
15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
15:00 <TheRiddler> cool
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> very!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> im kinda hoping that the husband and child don’t come home for at least another 30 mins
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i can enjoy the quiet! 
32:00 <Doodle> or u could rub vicks into me chest
32:00 <Doodle> and then i could rub urs
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - yeah ok
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> just avoid the nips. They’re pretty sore atm
33:00 <Doodle> woooo
33:00 <Doodle> i always avoid the nips
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Doodle> why wont cough lollies make me better, i've eaten about 900 of them
34:00 <Doodle> fuckin cunts
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey and vinegar 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> helps wif a cough / sore throat
34:00 <Doodle> yes, thats a great way to strip all the enamel off me teeth too
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re not swishing it around in yo mouth
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> use a straw
35:00 <Doodle> i dont particularly want to drink vinegar
35:00 <Doodle> i clean me torlet with it
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Serenity> wtf its honey and lemon isnt it..
47:00 <Doodle> both are equally gross
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the honey vinegar thing is well known… for chesty coughs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> by well known, i mean in 80 year olds lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> me grandma goes on about it like its liquid gold
52:00 <Doodle> is ur grandma a filthy hippy
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - far from it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was a nurse for 800 years
54:00 <Doodle> oh
54:00 <Doodle> so she is just a mental then
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so hates hippy gits
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> my mums a nurse
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> is she
55:00 <Doodle> no
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> liar lair pants on fire
55:00 <Doodle> lol she is
55:00 <Doodle> i'm just being retarded
55:00 <Doodle> more retarded
55:00 <Doodle> retardeder
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Serenity> god damn have to go get the kids soon and i dont wanna get changed out of me trackies n uggs
57:00 <Doodle> do u have to get out of the car
57:00 <Serenity> yes :(
57:00 <Doodle> pfffffffffffff
57:00 <Doodle> why dont ur kids have legs
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Serenity> i have to go talk to ants teacher
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
57:00 <Doodle> oh
57:00 <Serenity> he punched a kid in the face today -_-
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband picks the child up. 
57:00 <Doodle> ohhhh
57:00 <Doodle> lawd
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH! 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> suspended?
58:00 <Serenity> nah he has to fuck up pretty bad to get suspended
58:00 <Clarkson> and you think metal chicks would jizz over him
58:00 <Serenity> due to his issues
58:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
58:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/j5TbCDiU-yE
58:00 <Doodle> my sister wrote a huge letter to the paper about adhd and problems parents have
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MINIATURE RUBIK'S CUBE â˜ž DIY Polymer Clay Tutorial Views: 99,240 Uploader: PuddingFishCakes Uploaded: May 28, 2016 Duration: 6m32s Rating: 4.91
59:00 <faux> heheee
59:00 <Serenity> oh yer?
59:00 <Doodle> the newspaper are coming to do an article on her
59:00 <Serenity> oh neat
59:00 <Doodle> i'll have a look for her letter on the site and show u, its pretty good
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok she annoys me already faux
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> too smiley
59:00 <faux> lo
59:00 <faux> l
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <faux> shes cute
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, annoying
00:00 <faux> r u discriminating cos shes not fat 
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> too thin
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and smiley
00:00 <faux> lollllllllll
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:00 <TheRiddler> too asian :p
00:00 <TheRiddler> jk
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> RACIST!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> worse than fattist
01:00 <faux> i lold that her name is helga
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so she is…. german / asian
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh helga
01:00 <faux> most non Asian name
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you came and you went
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh helga
01:00 <faux> Helga wonh
01:00 <faux> g
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wong
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than helga wang
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <Doodle> faux
02:00 <faux> i need sleep 
02:00 <Doodle> carry me to the wee wee shop
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
02:00 <faux> no
02:00 <faux> im in bed
02:00 <Doodle> god
02:00 <Doodle> ur so selfish
02:00 <faux> soz
02:00 <faux> im lazy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to make thatclay
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bake
02:00 <faux> i zumbad two cds todsy
02:00 <faux> my eggs hurt
02:00 <faux> uh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
03:00 <faux> elegs
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <faux> legs
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Doodle> i sneezed 2 jillion times today
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <Doodle> me eggs hurt
03:00 <faux> poor thing
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ate food
03:00 <faux> being suck sicks
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <faux> i u
03:00 <faux> etc
04:00 <Doodle> i had to stand out in the wind this morning for half an hour waiting for a lift
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh olga
04:00 <Doodle> fucking 6 degrees
04:00 <faux> o
04:00 <TheRiddler> olga kay
04:00 <faux> who lif
04:00 <faux> ted
04:00 <faux> u
04:00 <Doodle> me mum, who forgot
04:00 <faux> lool
04:00 <Doodle> dad forgot last time and it was 40 degrees
04:00 <Doodle> ...
04:00 <faux> she was lifting bruce
04:00 <faux> 's dick in her mouth 
04:00 <TheRiddler> pick up bart
04:00 <Doodle> :/
05:00 <Doodle> PICKABAR
05:00 <Doodle> THE HELL IS PICKABAR
05:00 <TheRiddler> trab pu kcip
05:00 <faux> yvan eht nioj
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang-Ralph Wiggum.mp3 (6.58MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:11)
05:00 <faux> sampsens rule
06:00 <faux> humer smepsun
06:00 <Doodle> i need to inject lemsip into me eyeballs brb
06:00 <faux> ew
06:00 <TheRiddler> limsip is so gross
06:00 <faux> im gonna sleep 4 ten min
06:00 <faux> agreed ash
06:00 <TheRiddler> only 10
06:00 <faux> l brb 
06:00 <TheRiddler> laters
08:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13419135_1060245277384263_1114071749520525860_n.jpg?oh=1976bab2a33deaa45070e796aac946bd&oe=57D4AF60
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg its freezing
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
11:00 <Doodle> ehehe
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i asked the child what does she want for dinner… chicken stir-fry, spaghetti, or crumbed chicken +veg
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> she replies with, spaghetti cos no farm animals were killed...
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need some new friends, right? lol :P
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i reckon
14:00 <British^Meat> nawww, poor abdul
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> she went on a farm excursion today
38:00 <TheRon> i like beer
45:00 <faux> noo
45:00 <faux> not enough nap 
47:00 <TheRon> not enough fap
51:00 <TheRon> 450!
01:00 <Kal-El> Sup you lazy jobless pricks 
02:00 <British^Meat> depressed aye
02:00 <British^Meat> i only get $270 per fn
02:00 <British^Meat> i wish i could do better
02:00 <Kal-El> damn dude 
02:00 <Kal-El> go get a better job 
03:00 <British^Meat> i dont have any job
03:00 <British^Meat> i wish i could just get help
03:00 <Kal-El> hahaha 
03:00 <British^Meat> have someone give me a chance
03:00 <Kal-El> shut up man lol 
03:00 <Kal-El> This room used to be hugeeeee whats happ.. no one ever logs on anymore ?
05:00 <TheRon> ii'm a logger
06:00 <TheRon> my dad was a logger so was my grandad
25:00 <immutable> Robot power
25:00 <robot> ye
26:00 <robot> excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me
26:00 <robot> hello Nikky`
26:00 <Nikky`> yes?
26:00 <Nikky`> :P
26:00 <Nikky`> hi hi
26:00 <immutable> :0
26:00 <robot> ltns
26:00 <immutable> How dare you!
26:00 <robot> bbs
26:00 <Nikky`> yeah it has been
27:00 <immutable> Nikky if I remember correctly loves johninja 
27:00 <Nikky`> How can I not?
28:00 <immutable> It's romantic 
28:00 <Nikky`> very
28:00 <nubbymcnu> just a little bit gay too
28:00 <immutable> :o romance isn't gay
29:00 <nubbymcnu> except for gay romance
29:00 <immutable> Gaymance 
30:00 <TheRon> what about a nurse and a patient getting a colonic, bending the little hose, playing those games when you first meet your partner
30:00 <immutable> "we use the same butt plug" gaymance
31:00 <immutable> Heh
31:00 <immutable> I don't get that shit 
31:00 <Clarkson> want a shit sandwich?
32:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon :o)
32:00 <TheRon> hello
32:00 <Nikky`> How are you
33:00 <immutable> He r death
33:00 <TheRon> warming up it's been cold and wet
34:00 <Nikky`> It sure has been..tho I am needing cold n flu tablets.. can't get sick
34:00 <TheRon> damn
34:00 <TheRon> lemsip!
34:00 <Nikky`> off to mums tomorrow.. take my new car for good drive zoooooooom
34:00 <Nikky`> yeah nah 
35:00 <TheRon> thru melb or across on the ferry?
35:00 <Nikky`> thru melb
36:00 <immutable> Up to the corn fields of johninja?!
36:00 <Nikky`> I pick up car tomorrow..
36:00 <TheRon> i'd pick the right time to go, traffic will be hell
36:00 <Nikky`> It will be lunch time
36:00 <TheRon> good time
36:00 <Nikky`> so I shall miss most of it, I hope
36:00 <immutable> So tired
37:00 <Nikky`> Finally went with an auto.. couldn't keep doing the manual
38:00 <Nikky`> I am tired.. I didn't have my nap today
39:00 <immutable> Lel
39:00 <immutable> Are you a woman of leasure?
39:00 <Nikky`> I am until my leave ends
41:00 <zaim> oh my god
42:00 <zaim> where have u been missy! ive been worries sick!
42:00 <TheRon> geez get a room
42:00 <Nikky`> Ive been here n there but as you can see...still alive n kicking
44:00 <zaim> :x good. ill deal with u later, i gotta walk Boston.
44:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie
44:00 <Nikky`> tho I probably wont be here
47:00 <Kal-El> A logger ahi 
49:00 <Kal-El> Im a Pilot my dad was a chartered accountant my mom a C-A also    .. Ron we know so much about each other already 
49:00 <Kal-El> you should totts be my best man at the wedding 
50:00 <TheRon> hot bridesmaids?
50:00 <Kal-El> Yeah for sure 
50:00 <Kal-El> No Nikky` your not invited 
51:00 <Kal-El> oh she's gone 
55:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <TheRon> who wears short shorts?
00:00 <faux> me and robot irl
00:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=910908319031625&id=818480384941086
24:00 <Immutable> wat ze shit goyim?
33:00 <johninja> Two men who tried to rob a McDonald's outlet in eastern France got more than they bargained for when they found one of the tables occupied by off-duty soldiers from the country's GIGN special forces unit. Both men were apprehended, and one was shot.
34:00 <nubbymcnu> One man decided the quickest way through Hornsby was to shoot through Westfield, but unfortunately only brought a knife.
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <nubbymcnu> been waiting since midday for someone to understand that
35:00 <johninja> No such thing as too soon
36:00 <TheRon> i did it all for the glory of love
38:00 <robot> hi its me robot
39:00 <robot> i cant see ur link its broke faux
41:00 <Serenity> I did it all for the nookie
42:00 <TheRon> bit limp?
43:00 <TheRon> i watched the chaser last night
43:00 <TheRon> didn't even know it was on
43:00 <johninja> yeah i watched mad as hell and saw it was on
43:00 <johninja> didn't bother watching though
43:00 <johninja> was it good?
43:00 <robot> how was everyone sday
43:00 <TheRon> it was oj
44:00 <TheRon> ok
44:00 <TheRon> their thing this year, they have the biggest desk
44:00 <johninja> it was ok robot, i decided to go back to bed
44:00 <johninja> how about yours?
44:00 <robot> nice
44:00 <robot> it was ok, i was productive
50:00 <robot> me irl http://imgur.com/gallery/0EtcgDj
50:00 <zaim> rofl
51:00 <TheRon> i've got like a beer!
51:00 <TheRon> want some?
52:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
53:00 <TheRon> don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad
55:00 <Immutable> when you diggin in yo pant for ur gonad
55:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/TPK3xel.png
56:00 <BlackDevil> lol
57:00 <BlackDevil> wtf are those symbols
57:00 <TheRon> prince?
57:00 <BlackDevil> lol
57:00 <BlackDevil> who is prince?
57:00 <TheRon> symbol
02:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/TaO4Q13
04:00 <MrMark> its thursday!!!!!party time!!!!!
04:00 <TheRon> it must've been love but it's over now
05:00 <robot> faux n Doodle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1W-OC7MTCY
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jinxy Jenkins, Lucky Lou Views: 1,162,083 Uploader: Mirball School Uploaded: Aug 1, 2014 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.96
05:00 <faux> this better be porn
06:00 <robot> lol
06:00 <TheRon> that's what i say whenever a chick puts on a movie
06:00 <MrMark> Fading Like a Rose
06:00 <TheRon> flower?
07:00 <MrMark> are we all sober and clothed and behaving?
07:00 <TheRon> beers and naked
08:00 <emuls> mostly
09:00 <TheRon> MrMark: air supply?
11:00 <faux> ehe cute vid robot
11:00 <robot> ye
14:00 <johninja> ty
15:00 <TheRon> a philosophical question, how much boob is too much boob?
15:00 <dematerialised> more than two handfuls
15:00 <johninja> if it causes back pain
15:00 <johninja> then its too much
16:00 <TheRon> i'd be happy to sufficate in boob
16:00 <robot> i got a pair o 7E's
18:00 <faux> 7 lol
18:00 <faux> are you a small child
18:00 <robot> ye
18:00 <dematerialised> literally just a twig and then ENORMOUS BREASTS
18:00 <faux> lollllll
19:00 <faux> so hes barbie with a boob job
19:00 <dematerialised> like a stick figure drawing
19:00 <faux> i have a gjant bowl of steamed carrots n broc
19:00 <faux> hngg
20:00 <dematerialised> the real estate agent left a light on when she left
20:00 <dematerialised> this is unacceptable
20:00 <TheRon> faux bobs, at what point does it turn from jealousy to being sorry for them?
20:00 <TheRon> boobs
20:00 <Clarkson> richmond must be shit
20:00 <johninja> its a signal
20:00 <dematerialised> to the fap cave!
21:00 <johninja> mm broccoli
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> she's actually pretty hot
21:00 <mrwuf> me https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/5/7/12/enhanced-buzz-9682-1367944790-30.jpg
21:00 <faux> idk TheRon 
21:00 <TheRon> fair enough
22:00 <faux> boobs so big they hurt your back dont seem like theyd be fun
23:00 <robot> mmm
23:00 <TheRon> there wouldn't be many surgeons that wanna do breast reduction surgery, it goes against their grain
24:00 <robot> sexist
24:00 <TheRon> what?
24:00 <robot> surgeons can be female u no
25:00 <TheRon> let's be honest how many are plastic surgeons?
25:00 <faux> my aunty got one cos shes literally tiny and her boobs were like mountains
25:00 <Clarkson> sonia kruger's tits look awesome now she is pregnant
25:00 <faux> and she had back problems
26:00 <johninja> Clarkson must have a boob trigger, thats the second time he's done it today
26:00 <Clarkson> channel go is gay
26:00 <robot> Clarkson is on point
26:00 <Clarkson> yes i can u dumb ass
26:00 <robot> oh
27:00 <dematerialised> TFIAF
28:00 <robot> some cunt called my phone at like 4am, twice
28:00 <dematerialised> it was meeeeeeeeee
29:00 <TheRon> my bad
29:00 <robot> clid was on but i didnt know the number im like NUP
29:00 <johninja> geeze
29:00 <johninja> sure it wasn't someone overseas?
31:00 <dematerialised> it may also have been someone underseas
31:00 <dematerialised> you can never be too sure these days
31:00 <johninja> true
32:00 <johninja> so the cops shot 3 innocent people to stop one guy with a knife
32:00 <TheRon> RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!!!
32:00 <dematerialised> i reckon those three people were not innocent and the police were pre-empting a terrorist attack
32:00 <dematerialised> they should be praised
32:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5A5tW6DqM
33:00 <johninja> the kill them all and let god sort them out approach to policing
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Senate Voting | Shaun Micallef's MAD AS HELL | Wednesdays, 8:30pm, ABC Views: 6,126 Uploader: madashellabctv Uploaded: Jun 1, 2016 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.89
34:00 <dematerialised> that's better
34:00 <TheRon> it gets me everytime
34:00 <johninja> “Apart from the babbling, he didn’t look different,” the resident said of the man. “He looked dishevelled, but who doesn’t on a Thursday morning?” 
34:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <faux> was that the Hornsby shooting jojn
37:00 <faux> john*
37:00 <faux> what actually happened i didnt read anything
39:00 <Serenity> speaking of, ive got a bunch of shit in my time hop today from mel going off in text about john and her threatening to cut his throat
39:00 <johninja> yeah faux
39:00 <johninja> oh wow sez
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <johninja> i didn't know aboot that
40:00 <Serenity> well you wouldnt it was text messages lol
40:00 <dematerialised> i dont tihnk ive actually used facebook in over a month or so now
40:00 <Serenity> 'old melanie is back, I told jogn ill stab the fuck out of him and burn his whole fkn place down in qld if he comes near me again'
40:00 <dematerialised> i think im finally over it haha
40:00 <Serenity> me 'oh shit where is he now'
40:00 <Clarkson> sorry i know fuck all about this shit
40:00 <johninja> umm a guy escaped a psych ward two weeks ago and was wandering through hornsby shopping centre with a knife and the police shot him and 3 other people
40:00 <Serenity> 'Dunno but ill cut him throat to ass if he keeps up his shit'
40:00 <amsy> D:
40:00 <Serenity> rofll
41:00 <johninja> jesus
41:00 <johninja> sounds like her
41:00 <faux> what a nut case
41:00 <Serenity> i cant remember what you did but she was mad
41:00 <johninja> can you keep hold of that, i may need it one day
41:00 <faux> mel.. not the knife wielding psych ward escapee
41:00 <johninja> she has an AVO on ME
41:00 <faux> um
42:00 <Immutable> hrrm
42:00 <Serenity> its all in my message threads so its there
42:00 <Serenity> its a year ago
42:00 <Serenity> no wait
42:00 <Serenity> 2 years ago
43:00 <faux> thats so crazy :/
43:00 <faux> some people are nutso
43:00 <Serenity> theres more of her bitching about you for white knighting john
43:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <faux> lollll
44:00 <faux> DaT FaT FauX FuCK
44:00 <Serenity> i feel dumb cause im trying to help her n shit
44:00 <johninja> she my hero
44:00 <Serenity> and then she shat all over me rofl
44:00 <faux> lol 
44:00 <johninja> oh dear
44:00 <faux> softly
44:00 <Serenity> 'She's a rancid fuckwit'
44:00 <faux> ofc
44:00 <johninja> from the frypan into the fryer
44:00 <Serenity> is what she said about you
44:00 <faux> rx
44:00 <faux> cuse
44:00 <faux> me
45:00 <faux> i am fantastic
45:00 <faux> she can kiss me butt
45:00 <Serenity> and im all ye fuck dem guys u r rite mel
45:00 <Serenity> god.. im so dumb
45:00 <faux> ye
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Doodle> can i kiss ur butt faux
45:00 <faux> yes
45:00 <Doodle> open mouth
45:00 <faux> oh
45:00 <Doodle> with toingues
45:00 <faux> ew
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> TOINUNFHHEHGES
45:00 <faux> pls no
45:00 <johninja> she must have turned on you not long after that sezz
45:00 <faux> u can peck me cheek
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <Serenity> i think so john
45:00 <faux> not slug me asshole
46:00 <Doodle> FINE
46:00 <faux> DONT BE VULGAR 
46:00 <faux> im a lady
46:00 <Doodle> <-
46:00 <faux> sometimes
46:00 <Serenity> oh i know what i was sticking up for her
46:00 <Serenity> cause she told me you beat her up
46:00 <Serenity> why**
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> wtf
46:00 <Doodle> so i just drove around with no lights on
46:00 <Doodle> scary
46:00 <faux> but did u die
46:00 <johninja> I never beat her up
46:00 <Doodle> not yet
46:00 <faux> johnwifebeaterninja
47:00 <johninja> yeah
47:00 <johninja> i pushed her and grabbed my shit off her when she was throwing it around
47:00 <Clarkson> [08:31:19] so fucking good
47:00 <johninja> thats aboot it
47:00 <faux> lol clarky
47:00 <Clarkson> no straight chick thinks gay guys are hot
47:00 <Serenity> the way she made it out was like she went 10 rounds with ali
47:00 <faux> i do
47:00 <faux> ur wrong clarkson
47:00 <Clarkson> i could do sex on acid
47:00 <johninja> ugh yeh she said that to her family too
48:00 <faux> oh ok
48:00 <johninja> yet she's still trying to get back with such a vicious man
49:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <emuls> who feels like slashing some couches with me?
54:00 <Doodle> are u a cat
54:00 <johninja> burn them
54:00 <johninja> burn them all
54:00 <Immutable> heard so many stories about johninja man
54:00 <TheRon> smelly cat?
54:00 <johninja> i havn't heard many stories about you Immutable
54:00 <Immutable> I believe all of them!
54:00 <johninja> you are friends with The_Mayo though
55:00 <emuls> everyone knows johninja is a winner
55:00 <johninja> he loves inventing johninja fiction
55:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
55:00 <TheRon> i like pulp fiction
55:00 <Doodle> soz was just doing me mayo impression
55:00 <johninja> haha
55:00 <Immutable> yeah johninja is a winner
55:00 <Immutable> I don't deny it
56:00 <johninja> needs more capitals
56:00 <Immutable> do you know how hard I have to work?
56:00 <Doodle> tru
56:00 <Immutable> true
56:00 <emuls> work hard for the money
56:00 <Immutable> to support johninja 
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
56:00 <faux> Immutable show me urnpic
56:00 <faux> ur pic*
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - the river
57:00 <Immutable> faux don't you remember we're not friends because you like sheep and I'm racist against sheep
58:00 <MrMark> Bruce Springbean-Im On Fire
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cartoon - Sheep.mp3 (8MB 128kbps Stereo 8:44)
58:00 <amsy> what about goats?
58:00 <Doodle> goats go to hell
58:00 <TheRon> i'm the GOAT
58:00 <faux> sheep arent a race
58:00 <faux> show me ur pic
58:00 <Doodle> sheepist
58:00 <TheRon> Ali was the GOAT
58:00 <Doodle> according to ali
59:00 <johninja> hmm
59:00 <MrMark> baaaaaaaaaa
59:00 <johninja> he was the best all the way up to his bottom lip
59:00 <Immutable> show me urs faux
00:00 <faux> its ok i just saw yours
00:00 <Doodle> is he dreamy
00:00 <faux> you look like you should be in an episode of criminal minds
00:00 <Doodle> o
00:00 <TheRon> i like SVU better
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <faux> i mean im no model but damn son
01:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <TheRon> more than a woman to me
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Models - Barbados.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
01:00 <johninja> classic tune
02:00 <Doodle> yem8
02:00 <faux> barbados tres 
02:00 <faux> wee wee shop brb
02:00 <Immutable> yeah I'm ugly whatever
02:00 <johninja> your personality is even uglier
03:00 <Immutable> aww thanks
03:00 <Immutable> immutable and johninja best fwiends
03:00 <johninja> I shall return
04:00 <TheRon> i don't like cicket, oh no ilove it!
05:00 <stompin> //nickop id YA!mumma1
05:00 <Doodle> oops
06:00 <Doodle>  -NickOP- Password mismatch for stompin
06:00 <Doodle> damn
06:00 <stompin> muppet.
06:00 <stompin> i wounder how many other muppet tried
06:00 <TheRon> swedish chef?
07:00 <TheRon> whos' better sedish chef or animal?
08:00 <couleurs> cookie monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <TheRon> family guy cookie monster?
10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4-TsaNENo
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Family Guy - Cookie Monster (HD) Views: 2,561,973 Uploader: standorren Uploaded: May 1, 2010 Duration: 0m46s Rating: 2.63
12:00 <TheRon> love is all around me and so the feeling grows
14:00 <dematerialised> i feel my willy grow
14:00 <amsy> do you
14:00 <dematerialised> not really
15:00 <Serenity> thats a lie you cant get hard
15:00 <dematerialised> my willy hasn't seen action since 'nam
15:00 <Immutable> is that like a moment of transcendance for a dickhead?
15:00 <Immutable> "I can feel my willy grow"
15:00 <Immutable> bwow
16:00 <dematerialised> are you feeling ok Immutable?
16:00 <BlackVelvet> nasty ... Immutable :)
16:00 <dematerialised> ohhhhhhhhhhh
16:00 <dematerialised> now i get it
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:00 <dematerialised> i was like that makes no sense whatsoever
16:00 <dematerialised> then *ding*
17:00 <Immutable> eh you're pretty smart meh
18:00 <dematerialised> i'm not smart at all
19:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin, lover of the russian queen
25:00 <dematerialised> fiona has a monobrow
25:00 <TheRon> landing strip?
25:00 <dematerialised> could be
26:00 <TheRon> macho macho man i've got to be a macho man
28:00 <Immutable> in heaven I will have a brain of pure orgasm
28:00 <Clarkson> Whats wrong with liking big, throbbing, meaty cocks
28:00 <dematerialised> there is no heaven
28:00 <Immutable> everything
28:00 <dematerialised> when you die you will rot
28:00 <Immutable> :O
28:00 <Immutable> the body dies but the disco lives on dematerialised 
28:00 <Doodle> unless ur boris yeltsin
28:00 <Immutable> disco will never die
28:00 <Doodle> that dude was pickled
28:00 <dematerialised> i have died and come back
29:00 <dematerialised> there is nothing but nothingness
29:00 <Doodle> and boris
29:00 <Immutable> :O
29:00 <Immutable> because you don't have a disco brain
29:00 <Doodle> endless boris
29:00 <Immutable> simple
29:00 <Doodle> for eternity
30:00 <Immutable> eh endless nothing seems like a pretty sweet deal
30:00 <Immutable> why did I manifest my shit as a human again
30:00 <Immutable> :/
30:00 <Immutable> so many questions left unanswered
30:00 <TheRon> it started with a kiss...........
30:00 <dematerialised> how did it end up like this?
31:00 <TheRon> never thought it would come to this
32:00 <dematerialised> faux go poop for m
32:00 <dematerialised> e
36:00 <Stev1eLoZz> hey yall
37:00 <dematerialised> heya stevie
38:00 <robot> hello steven
38:00 <couleurs> Hi Mr Lozz
40:00 <Stev1eLoZz> yep
40:00 <Stev1eLoZz> sif steven
40:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
40:00 <johninja> yay
40:00 <robot> hi stevie :)
40:00 <amelia> hai @ chu
40:00 <Stev1eLoZz> :) thanks
41:00 <robot> is lozz there too
41:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Stev1eLoZz> yepp
41:00 <Stev1eLoZz> sure is
41:00 <robot> hi lozz
41:00 <robot> how was ur days
41:00 <Stev1eLoZz> shes one person lol
41:00 <robot> oh ok
41:00 <dematerialised> im still waiting for lozz's nudes
42:00 <robot> where are you from KellyLoZz
42:00 <KellyLoZz> germany
42:00 <KellyLoZz> u
42:00 <robot> brisbane, australia
42:00 <KellyLoZz> fab
42:00 <robot> well
43:00 <robot> herzlich willkommen
43:00 <dematerialised> ein ist nicht berliner
43:00 <Stev1eLoZz> ...
43:00 <robot> nein waldorf, das ist mein hamburger
43:00 <Stev1eLoZz> enough! lol
43:00 <robot> :)
43:00 <johninja> robot is a cunning linguist
44:00 <Stev1eLoZz> lol
44:00 <robot> ye i cheat i use google
44:00 <Stev1eLoZz> I am just having wines will updating the resume
44:00 <Stev1eLoZz> good mix
44:00 <dematerialised> i didnt cheat
44:00 <robot> nice
44:00 <dematerialised> although technically berliner isn't right
44:00 <dematerialised> i basically said you are not german
44:00 <johninja> isn't that what jfk said?
44:00 <johninja> I am a sausage?
44:00 <Stev1eLoZz> its in my bg
45:00 <robot> what kind of work do you do Stev1eLoZz
45:00 <Stev1eLoZz> but not in the gen
46:00 <dematerialised> my porn drive is dying
46:00 <Clarkson> hurt like fuck
46:00 <dematerialised> this is not good
47:00 <Stev1eLoZz> porn pffft ghey
47:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean gay, and no, you are
47:00 <johninja> when i was a boy people just used their imaginations
47:00 <robot> innocent childhood u had john
47:00 <robot> lol
48:00 <johninja> lo
48:00 <Stev1eLoZz> i am gay yes
48:00 <dematerialised> im fairly certain i was rubbing dick on vagina at the age ov 9
48:00 <faux> cant dematerialised im on teh phone to me sissy
48:00 <dematerialised> ok np
49:00 <faux> she farted and laughed and dads like you can tell shes your sister she farts and shes proud
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <faux> :')
49:00 <robot> do ur farts smell like tabouli
50:00 <dematerialised> farewell sweet prince
50:00 <dematerialised> oooh
53:00 <couleurs> nice script!!!!!!!
53:00 <robot> sometimes colours gets a bit excited
53:00 <robot> we keep a spray bottle of water on hand just in case this happens
54:00 <couleurs> say it don't spray it
54:00 <johninja> ✞
00:00 <Stev1eLoZz> Hai TheRiddler
01:00 <dematerialised> i thought stebie would kick me couleurs hence my excitement
01:00 <dematerialised> also faux i just did a poo and now i feel so much better, like i have accomplished something great
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amzqMxV_460sv.mp4 faux's pet
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
03:00 <Stev1eLoZz> lol
03:00 <faux> nice work shane
03:00 <dematerialised> ty
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating wokka box noodles
03:00 <TheRiddler> mi goreng flavour
04:00 <faux> not into this furry business 
04:00 <faux> but she has nice boos
04:00 <dematerialised> what do you mean mi goreng flavour
04:00 <faux> boobs
04:00 <dematerialised> mi goreng is a type of noodles
04:00 <TheRiddler> that's no furry
04:00 <TheRiddler> furries wear a full suit
04:00 <robot> she does have yum lookin boobles
04:00 <Stev1eLoZz> i like nasi goreng 
04:00 <faux> look m8
04:00 <TheRiddler> it's the sauce
04:00 <dematerialised> Stev1eLoZz hates rabbits
04:00 <faux> idc its jusy weird whatever shes doing 
05:00 <Stev1eLoZz> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Stev1eLoZz> its chicken n prawn?
05:00 <dematerialised> that's what me groin smells like
06:00 <Stev1eLoZz> disgusting
06:00 <dematerialised> nice to meet you Stev1eLoZz
07:00 <Stev1eLoZz> ha
07:00 <Student> Greetings
07:00 <dematerialised> good evening Student
07:00 <faux> Salutations
07:00 <Student> evenging dematerialised
07:00 <Student> faux :)
08:00 <Stev1eLoZz> Hi Student
08:00 <Student> hey Stev1eLoZz
08:00 <Student> Evening dematerialised :) just in case
08:00 <dematerialised> I had my red pen out and everything
08:00 <Student> ha ha, i was terrified of the red pen and every thing so humbly wrote it again ;)
09:00 <Stev1eLoZz> need sleep soon
09:00 <Stev1eLoZz> last night i couldnt sleep til 330
09:00 <Stev1eLoZz> :(
09:00 <dematerialised> bugger
09:00 <dematerialised> hate it when that happens
10:00 <Student> was it love Stev1eLoZz? :)
10:00 <Student> or lack of it? :)
10:00 <Stev1eLoZz> sure wasnt
10:00 <Stev1eLoZz> me too i put a movie on hopinb id get drousy watching it n fall asleep but nope
11:00 <amsy> Yiff Me
12:00 <Student> no yiffing on IRC ;)
12:00 <TheRiddler> kinky
12:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler just got a half chub
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <amsy> lol
12:00 <Student> the better half ? ;)
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <dematerialised> lol
13:00 <faux> Yiff me
13:00 <faux> Murr Purr.
13:00 <Immutable> what's your fursona faux?
13:00 <Immutable> maybe I don't want to yiff you
13:00 <faux> neclcjsindd
13:00 <faux> dont
13:00 <dematerialised> mine is a squid
13:00 <TheRiddler> tentacle rape
13:00 <faux> fursona :(
13:00 <faux> theres actually a word
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> yep
14:00 <faux> id be a tiger
14:00 <dematerialised> faux would have a barbed penis
14:00 <TheRiddler> Immutable is furry
14:00 <faux> a what
14:00 <TheRiddler> *a
14:00 <amelia> why so cold still
14:00 <faux> oh is he
14:00 <amelia> why
14:00 <faux> pox
14:00 <johninja> brony
14:00 <faux> get a room
14:00 <amelia> if its dis cold here then Albany must br snowing
14:00 <Student> she need warming? that is like degrading her :p
14:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
15:00 <Immutable> jesus fuck the way amelia types is annoying
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's currently 12.9
15:00 <faux> Immutable do u have pix of u in  a furry suit thing
15:00 <faux> whatever theyre called
15:00 <Immutable> yep
15:00 <amsy> haha
15:00 <dematerialised> i find amelia's text irresistable
15:00 <faux> show me
15:00 <Serenity> furry suit lol
15:00 <amsy> can we see?
15:00 <johninja> i think amelias typing is unique and magical
15:00 <amelia> rich cominh from an annoying fuck like yourself
15:00 <Clarkson> did that white bitch make the indian girl cry?
15:00 <faux> Bread
15:00 <Serenity> give her a break its hard to type with claws
15:00 <amelia> mweeeeyow
15:00 <Immutable> http://www.meldmagazine.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/JYM_6973.jpg
15:00 <amelia> fuck i haf fat fingers
16:00 <faux> she types like me lil cuz they legit type the exact same
16:00 <faux> remins me of her a lot 
16:00 <Student> i was expecting more of Tigress roar than eweeeeyow
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Immutable> her text is raping me
16:00 <dematerialised> amelia is a dragon
16:00 <dematerialised> not a tigress
16:00 <Serenity> are u being triggere
16:00 <Serenity> d
16:00 <Immutable> yeah well I am a feminist furry
16:00 <Serenity> TRiGGeReD
16:00 <faux> THAT IS NOT U
16:00 <Immutable> !
16:00 <amelia> Immutable needs a bullet to the head
17:00 <faux> stop lying to me
17:00 <dematerialised> agreed
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <johninja> indeed
17:00 <Student> Dragon Wow :) does she exhales fire from her mouth and nose?
17:00 <dematerialised> yes
17:00 <dematerialised> she also has scales
17:00 <Student> wow
17:00 <dematerialised> and loves gold
17:00 <faux> can we get  furry pic of him before we shoot him
17:00 <dematerialised> and is not concerned with the matters of men
17:00 <TheRiddler> mine would be a wolf
17:00 <amelia> no i like silver
17:00 <johninja> he is going to be buried in his favourite furry costume
17:00 <dematerialised> then you are not a real dragon
17:00 <amelia> or white golds
17:00 <dematerialised> real dragons love gold
17:00 <johninja> so you can see it then
17:00 <dematerialised> they are obsessed wit hit
17:00 <dematerialised> with*
17:00 <faux> o
17:00 <TheRiddler> get a dragon dildo
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <faux> there was a furry dude on my crazy ex
18:00 <faux> it was so awks to watch
18:00 <Serenity> .
18:00 <amelia> why must everything turn to dildos with you
18:00 <faux> was like rubbing against a turtle
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <faux> in his rabbit suit
18:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is sex nuts and retard strong amelia
18:00 <faux> i was like YOU LEAVE THAT TURTLE ALONE
18:00 <TheRiddler> a real turtle?
18:00 <Immutable> why do you want pix so bad faux?
18:00 <faux> no
18:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:00 <TheRiddler> phew
18:00 <faux> a suit turtle dude thing
18:00 <TheRiddler> who was the turtle?
19:00 <faux> cos im curious ive never spoken to a real furry person
19:00 <faux> some random at a party
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <faux> he got off on the anonymity
19:00 <faux> was so weird
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> how about a real potato?
19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:00 <dematerialised> picard is here for your potato pleasure
19:00 <faux> what
19:00 <faux> gross
19:00 <faux> can we not think of boning picard 
19:00 <Picard> obsessed much
19:00 <faux> ever
20:00 <dematerialised> i cant believe he got laid at least twice
20:00 <Student> mixing poatatoes with Picard would be unfair to potatoes
20:00 <Picard> says the virgin
20:00 <faux> my vagina just shriveled up and died
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <dematerialised> Picard i've had more pussy than you've got hairs on your head
20:00 <Clarkson> No word just fucking
20:00 <TheRiddler> mixing potatoes with Picard would be potato salad
20:00 <faux> so 4 pussies
20:00 <Picard> in your dreams
20:00 <johninja> this guy is a furry https://www.youtube.com/user/yourFriendtheTaxman 
20:00 <dematerialised> correct faux
20:00 <johninja> he has some cool rants
21:00 <johninja> but he moved out to california and got on the weed and salvia
21:00 <johninja> seems a lot cooler since then
21:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bkw37CUNKw 
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Introduction to me, Taxman Views: 4,035 Uploader: yourFriendtheTaxman Uploaded: Apr 4, 2015 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 2.75
22:00 <faux> he looks like immutable a bit
22:00 <faux> but with longer hair
22:00 <johninja> yeh pretty much 
22:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching log horizon
22:00 <dematerialised> looks nothing like Immutable
22:00 <faux> that seems 4 mins too long
22:00 <faux> i have 0 attn span rn
22:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <faux> sometimes when we touch
23:00 <faux> the honestys toooo much
23:00 <dematerialised> when i think of you, i touch myself
24:00 <Immutable> I guess he kind of looks like me
24:00 <faux> ehe
27:00 <robot> excuse me faux
28:00 <dematerialised> you're excused
28:00 <robot> thx faux
28:00 <dematerialised> np
28:00 <faux> ye
29:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/n97rF53.png 
32:00 <faux> WHAT ROBOT
32:00 <robot> nothin
33:00 <amsy> hahaha
33:00 <faux> hate u
33:00 <robot> just wanted 2 know if i could go to the toilet
33:00 <robot> if i could be excused
33:00 <faux> o
33:00 <faux> ye
33:00 <robot> k
33:00 <faux> just record it
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <robot> ye
33:00 <robot> play it down th phone
33:00 <faux> Yw
33:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/son-shoots-dad-with-nerf-gun-every-day-for-reactions-3027119
34:00 <dematerialised> someone do my food shopping for me please
35:00 <robot> that would get sooo annoying
35:00 <robot> Gersen.
35:00 <faux> ok
35:00 <faux> whats ur login
35:00 <faux> and whats ur budget
35:00 <dematerialised> $200
35:00 <dematerialised> lemme get login
36:00 <faux> n
36:00 <faux> k
37:00 <TheRiddler> buy him $200 worth of shower products
37:00 <dematerialised> lol, apparently the last time i did this was 9th may 2014
37:00 <mrwuf> is that how much u eat a week
37:00 <dematerialised> two solid years of takeaway
37:00 <faux> gosh
37:00 <faux> thats terrible
37:00 <faux> any dietary requirements i should know of
37:00 <dematerialised> nope
38:00 <amsy> LOL
38:00 <amsy> ash you bitch
38:00 <faux> Excellent 
38:00 <TheRiddler> you're get 200 worth of raw mushrooms
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <amsy> and pickles
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> i would not actually give her my account lol
38:00 <faux> fuck off both of you
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <faux> why not
38:00 <amsy> lmao
38:00 <faux> i was getting excited
38:00 <faux> i wanted to make a difference in your life
39:00 <dematerialised> aww
39:00 <dematerialised> that's kind of you
39:00 <faux> your addiction makes me sad
39:00 <faux> nacho**
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> haha
39:00 <robot> dematerialised:  what do you normally have for breakfast?
39:00 <dematerialised> nothing
39:00 <faux> big bowl o dix
39:00 <robot> if you're like me, a giant, lazy, fat piece of shit,
39:00 <dematerialised> i dont have breakfast or lunch
39:00 <robot> try up n gos, the super energy choc ones
39:00 <robot> k
39:00 <faux> ur not fat
39:00 <mrwuf> muh genetics
40:00 <faux> u should demat
40:00 <robot> thanks faux.  actually, i went down a belt buckle i found out today
40:00 <amsy> iRoN MaN FooD
40:00 <faux> yay
40:00 <faux> congrats
40:00 <robot> probably just from switchin from take out to woolies $3 pizzas
40:00 <robot> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> my breakfast used to be a monster and a sausage roll when i was catching the train to work
40:00 <faux> its cos u havent been overdosing on mcfluries
40:00 <dematerialised> but ever since i started driving again there's been no breakfasts
40:00 <faux> thats terrible demat
40:00 <faux> eat weetbix and a banana
41:00 <robot> ey
41:00 <robot> ye
41:00 <mrwuf> https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate
41:00 <robot> weetbix n banana is rad.
41:00 <faux> or porridge and fresh bloobs
41:00 <dematerialised> so is monster import
41:00 <faux> or sum eggs
41:00 <faux> PRoTeiN
41:00 <dematerialised> lol eggs
41:00 <dematerialised> as if i could be bothered turning the stove on in the morning
41:00 <amsy> ok
41:00 <amelia> demat would haf worst farts cos of his diet
41:00 <faux> yes
41:00 <faux> r u anti eggs
42:00 <amsy> im getting hungry :(
42:00 <faux> ok then eat weetbix and banana
42:00 <dematerialised> my farts arent too terrible actually amelia
42:00 <faux> easy
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <johninja> every egg you eat is a chicken that doesn't get to exist
42:00 <amelia> oats wif apple heated up den cinnamon mmmmmmm
42:00 <amsy> yum
42:00 <dematerialised> too fancy for me
42:00 <amsy> fkjfjskdbbfjr
42:00 <faux> r u gonna do a huge shop and let everything rot in your fridge
42:00 <dematerialised> probably
42:00 <TheRiddler> amelia would die in her sleep from demat dutch ovening her :p
42:00 <faux>  $200 is a lot for one person 
42:00 <amelia> bwahahahha
43:00 <dematerialised> it's usually $200 every month or so
43:00 <dematerialised> i think
43:00 <dematerialised> lemme check
43:00 <amelia> $200 for food shopping wotdahexagon
43:00 <amelia> ohhh
43:00 <faux> oh i thought it was a week
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> was like um
43:00 <dematerialised> LOL
43:00 <dematerialised> no
43:00 <amelia> per month, on top of your take aways?
43:00 <amsy> no he wants 200 worth of freezer food
43:00 <TheRiddler> mine is $150-200 a fornight
43:00 <dematerialised> nah amelia, if im gonna buy food it means i wont be doing takeaway
43:00 <faux> i dont do monthly shops i couldn't id run out of shit
43:00 <Clarkson> madi gross is the perfect time to kill all the gays at once
43:00 <TheRiddler> *fortnight
43:00 <faux> me too ash
44:00 <amelia> fuck mine is like $50 pw
44:00 <Clarkson> lol MrC00l gonna wank over football
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah thats my average
44:00 <faux> with meats and veg and everythinf?
44:00 <dematerialised> compared to like $120-150 on takeaway a week
44:00 <amelia> dat will include bath stuff
44:00 <amelia> yah chicken and veg
44:00 <amelia> and 5x apples
44:00 <dematerialised> that wouldnt include bath stuff for me
44:00 <robot> dematerialised goes to work n farts next 2 his colleague n hes like do my farts smell bad?
44:00 <amelia> done
44:00 <faux> lool
44:00 <dematerialised> coz i dont eat fresh food
44:00 <johninja> no rice pudding eh
45:00 <amelia> DONT REMIND ME OF RICE PUDDINGS
45:00 <robot> amelia's farts smell like chicken burritos all the time
45:00 <johninja> triggered
45:00 <amelia> ahahahhahaa
45:00 <amelia> i eat beef burritos but
45:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to say that lol
45:00 <robot> i hate it when fart smells like food, like u can smell the food still, it ruins the thought of the food
45:00 <robot> not a good association
45:00 <TheRiddler> farts chicken eats beef
46:00 <TheRiddler> lamb burritos 
46:00 <faux> ye the other day me poop smelt like butter chicken and i was confused cos i havent had butter chicken in months
46:00 <faux> then i realised it was coming from outside
46:00 <amsy> lol i get a weeks worth of food for 150 aud
46:00 <dematerialised> if i bought actual food for the money i spend on takeaway
46:00 <dematerialised> i'd never go hungry again
47:00 <dematerialised> lol
47:00 <faux> yeah but a loaf of bread in Norway is like $2
47:00 <faux> $26***
47:00 <TheRiddler> but that's including pet food isn't it?
47:00 <TheRiddler> and food for 2ppl
48:00 <robot> dematerialised i been there man, recently
48:00 <robot> trust me, switch
48:00 <robot> you'll save
48:00 <dematerialised> i know
48:00 <dematerialised> im just too lazy
48:00 <robot> then u'
49:00 <robot> 'll be like, oh, i don't need to go out
49:00 <robot> key is to start simple, frozen meals and shiz
49:00 <dematerialised> i know
49:00 <dematerialised> its not like i haven't cooked/eaten proper food before lol
49:00 <dematerialised> came out of the womb with a whopper in me hand
50:00 <robot> dematerialised dis a banana ok
50:00 <robot> george, what do you cook?
50:00 <dematerialised> instead of breastmilk it was coke syrup
50:00 <dematerialised> straight
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ay?
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
50:00 <dematerialised> at the age of 7 i had invented 3 different cocktails that involved bourbon
50:00 <robot> what do you cook usually for dinner
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> potatoes and carrots
51:00 <TheRiddler> man my brother is bad at cleaning up after himself
51:00 <TheRiddler> half the time I spend throwing rubbish in the bin from the kitchen
51:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/chinese-guy-tries-to-blow-off-his-penis-with-a-firecracker-3027113
51:00 <TheRiddler> not clicking
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its shit cheap food but good digestive
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> my shit stinks less 
52:00 <amsy> ash, not including pet food or cleaning/shower products
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh
52:00 <amsy> ye
52:00 <TheRiddler> mine includes cleaning/shower stuff
53:00 <TheRiddler> but just food it'd be about $50 a week
53:00 <amsy> we were spending way more before though
53:00 <amsy> so im happy
53:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
53:00 <Immutable> I em so fat
54:00 <johninja> Missing NASA scientist found dead
54:00 <dematerialised> no im right here
54:00 <johninja> so whose body is it then?
55:00 <dematerialised> bye amelia
55:00 <dematerialised> as you can see our relationship is over
55:00 <dematerialised> she found anotherman
55:00 <johninja> she didn't even say goodnight
55:00 <dematerialised> i know right
55:00 <Klutch> she said goodnight to me
55:00 <Klutch> you guys just arent worthy
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
56:00 <Immutable> this chet is kind of sad
56:00 <johninja> you would know
56:00 <Immutable> I know
57:00 <Immutable> talking to johninja like he's a human
58:00 <johninja> put down the bottle son
58:00 <johninja> you are embarrasing yourself
58:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha>  hi
59:00 <dematerialised> sgarnon
00:00 <johninja> 💉
00:00 <Immutable> they are buddas
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
00:00 <dematerialised> sgarn mates
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh good
00:00 <dematerialised> i feel we're speaking the same language
01:00 <dematerialised> and he said
01:00 <dematerialised> do you come from a land down under?
02:00 <johninja> :D
02:00 <dematerialised> wb k9
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
02:00 <johninja> hello and goodbye
02:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
02:00 <dematerialised> touching my willy
02:00 <dematerialised> wbu
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> relaxin
02:00 <dematerialised> nice
03:00 <robot> hello kat
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> eating light & crispy shapes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey robot
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re pretty delish
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh mate
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i alternate bettween chinese n aussie meals
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lunch was chinese
04:00 <Immutable> what is china.
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the spice is a bit too much every day
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what is love
05:00 <Immutable> rofl
05:00 <Immutable> that made my shitty day
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> baby dont hurt me
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no more
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> now that ruined it
07:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/make-sure-girlfriend-leaves-before-celebrate-day-off-3026870
07:00 <Immutable> dematerialised, was saying shit about china a couple of minutes ago to me in private convo can you believe that georgeandwell_alpha 
07:00 <Clarkson> and yeh, jailbreaking the media centre (atv2) doesnt offer the goodies that most amdroiud market shit
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> china is shot m8
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> shit
08:00 <Immutable> because?
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> too crowded
08:00 <Immutable> how did that happen?
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> marxism
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> jewish ideas
09:00 <Immutable> oh wow
09:00 <Immutable> what about these jews aye
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> india was the english
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot!
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> arabs usa
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> usa = jews
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> china may be great again
10:00 <Immutable> I see that now
10:00 <robot> hehe
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the one i admire most is india
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> for budhism
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the only real religion
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the best
11:00 <Immutable> are you going to be a buddha?
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wont pass test m8
12:00 <Immutable> pretty sure all you have to do is laugh and do nothing
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> western society is a abomination to buddha
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its just about money and sex
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> power
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> white people u knw
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats all they think..with basic instincts...violence
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh shit! the cat ruined the cardboard cubby house - shit is going down tomoz morning
13:00 <Clarkson> Fast food is crap
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> agreesion hatred greed
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> aggression 
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> evny
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> political lies
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> egos... i feel for their lack of soul
15:00 <robot> hi Devil_Girl asl
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> very self centred hateful violence in their nature
15:00 <robot> hi Maurice asl
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> especially british
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> bad karma runs through all of them
19:00 <couleurs> ur a bad karma egg
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no. just an egg
23:00 <couleurs> RiP Ahmed Ali 
24:00 <dematerialised> cant believe muslems all worship a boxer
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ali was a bit of an ass
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> better than the rolling stones
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> who stole black peoples music and a bunch of brits commercialise it
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> british ppl have no karma to sing blues m8
29:00 <amsy> lol
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they just dance around and shit
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats not blues man
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats just dancing shit
31:00 <Immutable> don't even know how you're thinking of all of this stuff
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all they do is study it then write a book and say im an expert on it m8
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> at uni
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dats so lame bro
32:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> white people always likento study shit then claim to be exprt so others come for advice
33:00 <dematerialised> are you indian george
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like abo languages
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or abo cultures
33:00 <Immutable> he's azn
33:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> at uni
33:00 <dematerialised> you sound indian
33:00 <Immutable> he has asian powers
33:00 <dematerialised> oh asian
33:00 <dematerialised> he's just angry we're stealing all his future wifes
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like white people surfing is so lame
34:00 <Immutable> dematerialised, I don't think we are
34:00 <dematerialised> white man rules the world dawg
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> only haiwai ppl surf mate
34:00 <dematerialised> better get used to it
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what business does white have at beach
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or be surfing champion mate
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i dunno
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> should stay home in front of heater snowing outside m8
35:00 <AveRyDassey> #dassey
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u see 95% of ur culture is bullshit mate
36:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nothing to be proud of unjust learn form murdocj tv
36:00 <dematerialised> fuck off Fennec_Fox
36:00 <Clarkson> anarchy that looks like ass
36:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> one white dude does a black man thing.. then everyone doesnit.. think they invent it
36:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> elvis
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all shit m8
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha>  cowboys
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats the aussie bushman doing
37:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> copy abos???
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> but do it wrong with 4wd 
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats how englishman do it write book be uni expert mate
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> now expert in abos can now teach every1 inc abos
39:00 <Stev1eLoZz> ndlkdn;kcnakdcas
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i see brits at sea.. usually in cold raining boats sea fishing only
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> never surfing
41:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> aussies like the great outdoors
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> enjoying some elses sunshine
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> enjoy a swim
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i am surprise aussies can swim
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> why they obsession with swimming 
44:00 <emuls> cause
44:00 <emuls> you know
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u see a white persob u think 1st he cant swim
44:00 <emuls> the ocean
44:00 <Picard> we live in an island
44:00 <emuls> that surrounds us
44:00 <emuls> and the nice weather
44:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> for sure a white person cant swim
45:00 <emuls> anyne can swim if they learn
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im sure most russians camt swim
45:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or ukraine
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or Germans 
46:00 <Immutable> um hun
46:00 <emuls> i wouldnt know
46:00 <Immutable> you ok in the head don't insult eastern europeans they're fucking nutz
46:00 <Immutable> you could be dead the next day!
46:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i see many german backpacker grls in sydney bondi.. im 100% they cant swim
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i never seen them swim
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah im not scared of Ukraines
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> Romanians
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cant see chinese making it
56:00 <emuls> -_-
56:00 <couleurs> can some1 tell georgeandwell 2 shut the hell up 
57:00 <Immutable> don't know who started him off
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> chinese went backwards
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all started with the opium
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then marx
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> western things
11:00 <Serenity> :')
15:00 <couleurs> Thank U
15:00 <Serenity> dont ever say i dont do anything 4 u pal
24:00 <IthinkNot> oh wow looks dead in here 
26:00 <IthinkNot> does any one chat any more ?
26:00 <frayedknot> IthinkNot
28:00 <Serenity> nope
28:00 <IthinkNot> its so quiet these days
29:00 <IthinkNot> frayedknot
29:00 <frayedknot> it gets busy at times
29:00 <IthinkNot> been a while since i logged on
29:00 <frayedknot> I haven't seen your nick on here in a long while
29:00 <IthinkNot> yer
30:00 <IthinkNot> now that we have smart phones i rarely turn the laptop on anymore
32:00 <frayedknot> some people are keen enough to irc from their phones
32:00 <IthinkNot> didnt know you could lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11267721_827010894055216_2767702961481985668_n.jpg?oh=b5e3e16c2afdbb876f6b8c7d6bd3d959&oe=580DEAEB found doodle's favourite
34:00 <Serenity> irc apps are better than computer tbh
34:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11351248_827010950721877_1850511516190389814_n.jpg?oh=f4d0010a00a772011a1745956ca30d34&oe=580216C3
34:00 <TheRiddler> and this 1 for faux lol
35:00 <IthinkNot> Serenity might have to look into it for when i get bored thx
35:00 <faux> lollllll
35:00 <faux> yum
36:00 <Serenity> andchat if you have an android
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11295680_828719073884398_6304740249367168408_n.jpg?oh=0d6e14ea110060f6bd833537e4b4abfa&oe=57D252BA this 1 is DK's
36:00 <TheRiddler> :p
36:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/I9gZzHW.png
36:00 <faux> lolllllll
36:00 <IthinkNot> thx Serenity and yes i do 
37:00 <faux> lol couleurs 
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11159515_827011077388531_8544618325488715098_n.jpg?oh=a1caf0524f51eb6925b04477f2cde292&oe=57D602FB this can be yours sezz 
37:00 <Serenity> HOW RUDE
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <faux> rofl
37:00 <Serenity> im offended
37:00 <faux> ur fave
37:00 <Serenity> maybe
37:00 <Serenity> brb
37:00 <faux> lollll 
39:00 <Doodle> lmao
39:00 <Doodle> i just asked her in another chan if she can eat jizz
39:00 <President_Trump> loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ek0iGpt.jpg
42:00 <TheRiddler> oh trump is dell
44:00 <dematerialised> hello everyone
44:00 <IthinkNot> hi
45:00 <dematerialised> wow it's been so long
45:00 <dematerialised> i recognise some nicks still :')
46:00 <IthinkNot> dematerialised first time ive logged on in a while to 
47:00 <couleurs> Same Here. 
47:00 <Immutable> so bored
47:00 <faux> show furry pix
47:00 <dematerialised> show butthole
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <dematerialised> put shoe on head
48:00 <faux> no
48:00 <amsy> bop it
48:00 <Stev1eLoZz> night night all
48:00 <dematerialised> write "i love dick" in size 48 texter on your dick
48:00 <faux> night m8
48:00 <IthinkNot> wow havent turned this laptop on in a while and im finding pics i forgot i had 
49:00 <dematerialised> that is incredible
49:00 <dematerialised> tell us more
49:00 <Doodle> hi ren
49:00 <President_Trump> nudes?
49:00 <amsy> texter
49:00 <President_Trump> amsy and i want nudes
49:00 <IthinkNot> wow havent turned this laptop on in a while and im finding pics i forgot i had /
50:00 <IthinkNot> doodle ?
50:00 <amsy> ye send us nudes
50:00 <Doodle> Sesh_
50:00 <IthinkNot> ohhh wow how are you ?
50:00 <Doodle> dandy thx, u?
50:00 <IthinkNot> yer well thx 
51:00 <Doodle> nice one
51:00 <Immutable> nudes..
51:00 <IthinkNot> Doodle who else of the oldies is still on here ?
51:00 <Doodle> umm
51:00 <Doodle> longie
52:00 <Doodle> sezz
52:00 <Serenity> just us losers
52:00 <Doodle> ....
52:00 <Doodle> thats about it
52:00 <Doodle> i dont remember faux's old nick but faux
52:00 <Serenity> pre sure she just used to be christina
52:00 <Serenity> then retard
53:00 <dematerialised> faux's old nick is ITaLiaN^STaLLioN
53:00 <IthinkNot> Longie still own the chanel 
53:00 <Serenity> its just a nik
53:00 <Serenity> no wait
53:00 <IthinkNot> or did stebie take it over
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> its just a nik
53:00 <Serenity> rong gi
53:00 <dematerialised> get ova it
53:00 <Doodle> i own it now
53:00 <Serenity> stebie and I run the channel IthinkNot
53:00 <Doodle> i own all of austnet
53:00 <Serenity> longies names just there cause hes selfish and greedy
53:00 <Doodle> dont listen to Serenity
54:00 <Doodle> she is a compulsive liar
54:00 <IthinkNot> hahahaha Serenity
54:00 <dematerialised> i actually purchased austnet for the princely sum of $14.25
54:00 <Doodle> eek
54:00 <Doodle> me butt
54:00 <Doodle> mmm
54:00 <Doodle> ty
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <faux> LeBaNeSe BeTWeeN YouR KNeeS
54:00 <IthinkNot> get a room you two
54:00 <dematerialised> haha
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4jklg.jpg
54:00 <couleurs> God Dem
55:00 <couleurs> SaVaGe
55:00 <IthinkNot> thank you 
55:00 <dematerialised> rackem
55:00 <couleurs> Rack'Em
55:00 <dematerialised> RACKEM
55:00 <dematerialised> RACK
55:00 <dematerialised> wait no i better not
55:00 <dematerialised> i wont stop
56:00 <Doodle> eeee
56:00 <faux> mm waterbeaded butt
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc
56:00 <Doodle> stop it
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rack Em Rack Willie 1 of 5 *Get Rack Em's iPhone & Android app now!* Views: 9,598,705 Uploader: Damn Show Uploaded: Jun 13, 2007 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.63
56:00 <faux> no
56:00 <faux> smo
56:00 <dematerialised> rack-ball!
56:00 <couleurs> hi amsy i'm under you ;)
56:00 <Serenity> so when i went to the hosp yesti there is a sports place across the road.. and it start watersports in big letters on the front of the building
56:00 <Serenity> i thought of faux
56:00 <dematerialised> lol
56:00 <Doodle> lmao
56:00 <Doodle> ok i have to go me cat wants to lie on me
56:00 <Doodle> bbl
56:00 <amsy> ;))))
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> loser
57:00 <dematerialised> pimp nasty funky pimp
57:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure thats a trap
57:00 <IthinkNot> Doodle that sounded creep
57:00 <IthinkNot> y
57:00 <amsy> why
58:00 <dematerialised> johninja: please immediately watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rack Em Rack Willie 1 of 5 *Get Rack Em's iPhone & Android app now!* Views: 9,598,705 Uploader: Damn Show Uploaded: Jun 13, 2007 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.63
59:00 <johninja> done
59:00 <couleurs> haha 2007 meme fuck
59:00 <dematerialised> RACK EM
59:00 <couleurs> rackem
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