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00:00 <pebblz> ive been both
00:00 <STINKFIST> fun night?
00:00 <STINKFIST> family reunions are always good value
02:00 <Serenity> literally cant think of anything worse than a family reunion right now
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd the last one we had was epic
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> my aunty traced the family free back… and went on about our german heritage… and everyone was like… um yep thanks… where is the food LOL 
03:00 <Serenity> rofl
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREE*
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times!
04:00 <Doodle> [23:30] <katatonic_kate01> thats old
04:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there spring chicken *coughs*
05:00 <Doodle> bok bok
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than a whole chicken in a can
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *splat*
05:00 <Doodle> ew
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah vom
05:00 <Doodle> also fucking 0 degrees
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> did your dick fall off yet?
06:00 <Doodle> not yet better get on while u can
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Also, can i do a baked chicken in the slow cooker?
06:00 <Serenity> yep
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassss
06:00 <Serenity> i did one here when we moved in cause the oven didnt work
06:00 <Serenity> it was ace
06:00 <Doodle> i thought u were asking me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i might try lamb shanks first
06:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking wtf do i look like geoff jansz
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> with veg too?
06:00 <pebblz> lamb shanks
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just the chicken?
06:00 <Serenity> i did potatoes and carrots
07:00 <Doodle> u hussy
07:00 <STINKFIST> I ran out of tonic
07:00 <STINKFIST> but poured the gin already
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
07:00 <STINKFIST> so... I just used tap water
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> heathen 
07:00 <STINKFIST> I am not regetting the choice, per se...
07:00 <STINKFIST> nor am I celebrating.
07:00 <Doodle> my cousins make gin
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Doodle> they havent started selling it yet tho
07:00 <STINKFIST> I did throw some frozen raspberries in to balance it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hipster, driking gin
07:00 <STINKFIST> ITaL^GuY: 
08:00 <STINKFIST> what up 
08:00 <ITaL^GuY> how are you buddy?
08:00 <STINKFIST> good mate, what's cracking?
08:00 <ITaL^GuY> not alot, watching soccer
08:00 <STINKFIST> oh shit, Euros?
08:00 <Doodle> anyone been murdered yet
08:00 <ITaL^GuY> yeah
08:00 <STINKFIST> live or last night's?
08:00 <ITaL^GuY> nah live
08:00 <Maurice> I was murdered once
08:00 <Doodle> pix
08:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't checked the fucking schedule
09:00 <STINKFIST> Italy looks hot
09:00 <Maurice> That was a night to remember
09:00 <STINKFIST> Spain and Belgium and Germany look hot
09:00 <Maurice> Someone should make me a chicken sandwich
09:00 <STINKFIST> other than that, it's anyone's
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> nah not enough fire power
09:00 <pebblz> make it yourself Maurice
09:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick
09:00 <Doodle> i have to go to bed so i can get up in 4 hours
09:00 <ITaL^GuY> belgium or germans
09:00 <Maurice> Take some pingers and stay up
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Maurice> I can't believe I just said pingers :/
09:00 <STINKFIST> yeah Germany is a top choicer
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> belgium = waffles
10:00 <STINKFIST> and obviously Spain
10:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <STINKFIST> but I fancy Belgium
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and chocolate
10:00 <STINKFIST> they have a great team
10:00 <ITaL^GuY> yeah alot of top class players
10:00 <STINKFIST> Kompany is a destroyer
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you have to get up in 4 hours?
10:00 <Doodle> f1
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> to piss like an old man?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH lord
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky the husband has forgotten!
11:00 <Doodle> its going to be cold
11:00 <STINKFIST> people wake up for F1 still?
11:00 <Doodle> yes
11:00 <STINKFIST> and aren't the drivers/pit crew?
11:00 <Doodle> they fucking do
11:00 <STINKFIST> well, good on you mate
11:00 <STINKFIST> that's come commitment
12:00 <Doodle> i feel like the only person left who watches f1
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <STINKFIST> you'd be close!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, the husband usually gets up
12:00 <STINKFIST> although the actual season is better right now than many seasons before
12:00 <STINKFIST> competitive cars, great pilots
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t understand watching cars go around a race track 20 times 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> can be entertaining 
13:00 <Doodle> dont try to have a conversation about f1 on hjere its not worth it
13:00 <Doodle> -j
13:00 <STINKFIST> maybe at 60 it makes sense Kate :P
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe
13:00 <STINKFIST> it is a great sport
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna play car racing games
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> the end
13:00 <STINKFIST> I am just not passionate enough to wake up for it
13:00 <Doodle> i'm not passionate about it i just like watching it
13:00 <pebblz> john
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just don’t watch sport on tv
14:00 <STINKFIST> nor I much
14:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/l5JFcPnxrsw?t=4m26s
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: X Factor Best of the Worst and Funnies Top 10 Views: 2,857,009 Uploader: Tom Ibbott Uploaded: Oct 24, 2013 Duration: 27m23s Rating: 4.61
14:00 <Serenity> that crowd is so mean lol
14:00 <STINKFIST> although they throw State of Origin at me like NSW is begging to be punished
15:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis than click that link sarah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> best x factor vids are when the peeps trying out get psycho
15:00 <STINKFIST> I would click a link seeing Doodle  do that
15:00 <Serenity> do it robert you bastard
15:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there something wrong with that dude?
16:00 <Doodle> i have a craving for special k
16:00 <Serenity> i dont knowww lol
16:00 <Doodle> :/
16:00 <pebblz> johninja
16:00 <Doodle> i'm not a middle aged woman
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i dont wanna laugh incase he has a disability
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes you are doodle
17:00 <STINKFIST> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZ2sha5994 
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NOFX - Kids Of The K Hole Views: 114,374 Uploader: Freakiotic Bitzlecocker Uploaded: May 9, 2010 Duration: 2m17s Rating: 4.93
17:00 <Doodle> mean
21:00 <Doodle> bedtie for me ninis o////
21:00 <Doodle> m
22:00 <pebblz> drop ya doodle
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> no
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> does meghan trainor no dat she is fat like katatonic_kate01?
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 73,303,727 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.57
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, jealous much?
38:00 <Serenity> I would willing sit and watch meghan trainor be eaten by a shark
38:00 <Serenity> fuck I hate that thing
39:00 <ITaL^GuY> shed be a nice meal for a shark
39:00 <Serenity> wouldnt have to eat for 6 months after eating hre
39:00 <pebblz> megan trainer big tittis
39:00 <Serenity> just from the sie of her head
39:00 <pebblz> she hot
39:00 <Serenity> size*
42:00 <pebblz> sez what size are your ttz
42:00 <Serenity> Im flat chested
43:00 <pebblz> :??
44:00 <Bonny> nothing to poke her eyes out
45:00 <Serenity> bonnys seen me i dont have tits
45:00 <Bonny> mine hang down to my knees
45:00 <President_Trump> avacado ttz
45:00 <Bonny> avocado?
45:00 <President_Trump> yeh that
45:00 <Bonny> hehe
46:00 <Serenity> mine are more like butternut pumpkins
46:00 <President_Trump> amelia pear
46:00 <President_Trump> lumies watermelon
46:00 <President_Trump> bonny avocado
46:00 <President_Trump> 3 best ttz on austnet
48:00 <pebblz> ive seen your pic Serenity
48:00 <pebblz> john showed me
49:00 <Serenity> did he that was nice of him
50:00 <aouni> Bonny hows your fucking cunt you old fat fuck
50:00 <Clarkson> u fuck Anth0ny cock cunt
50:00 <aouni> Serenity lost her ops dumb bitch stupid slut
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
50:00 <aouni> ShadowLurker HAHAHAHAHAHA u fucking fat ccunttttttttttttttt
50:00 <aouni> get on a treadmill u oversized lard 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a shit cunt
51:00 <Clarkson> she was a easy slut
51:00 <Serenity> rofl Clarkson stfu
51:00 <Clarkson> its called a sex change buddy ;/
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol fancy that clarky :P
51:00 <Clarkson> Just to fuck with you
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it’s a public holiday tomoz
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said the child can decide what we do…. should be interesting
52:00 <couleurs> agreed.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope she decided pancakes in the morning! lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> decides* 
53:00 <pebblz> decide cones and black douglas kate
53:00 <pebblz> kate ttz out plz
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
53:00 <pebblz> im going to bed after my last 2 cans and got 1 and bit cone left yipppy yuoooo
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - NO Views: 263,063,095 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: Mar 21, 2016 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.44
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs i have no idea how i did rotating shift for years
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> im going from night to day shift tonight, and its fuckin killin me... no sleep... new job... no sleep... and yeah no sleeep
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, you’re a liar
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re on the dole
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you spend your day /night watching fat red heads sing
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a real job, cunt
56:00 <couleurs> yea dude you just linked a meghan trainor song
56:00 <President_Trump> TropicalStormJim is a police officer
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> i enjoy angering people on irc :D
57:00 <Maurice> (22:42:57) (Serenity): Im flat chested
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> my name is no, my sign is no, you need to let it go
57:00 <Maurice> Lollllllll
57:00 <Serenity> excuse me
57:00 <Serenity> what r u larfin at
57:00 <Maurice> Nothing, nothing at all..
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup you fuckin frying pan i bet i cud bake an egg on ur fuckin flat nipples
58:00 <Maurice> Am I the frying pan?
58:00 <pebblz> whats your job TropicalStormJim?
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> meghan trainor
58:00 <pebblz> is TropicalStormJim taco that faggot ill chim him too
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes i that faggot ill chim him too
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you just leave
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> asl?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - NO Views: 263,063,095 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: Mar 21, 2016 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.44
00:00 <Serenity> please stop giving that fucking blackhole of a woman airtime
00:00 <Serenity> just stop
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to give up on the fat red head, she is obv out of your leauge, trevor!
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean? Views: 1,066,587,065 Uploader: JustinBieberVEVO Uploaded: Aug 31, 2015 Duration: 4m58s Rating: 4.42
00:00 <pebblz> hahahahahaha trevor
00:00 <pebblz> trevor marshall
01:00 <President_Trump> katoomba
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> corn farmer
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck i love a good cob ber
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> where is johninja
04:00 <Serenity> making popcorn
04:00 <Serenity> duh
05:00 <pebblz> Serenity you workin tomorrow ?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> popcorn wif some kinda delish chicken salt
06:00 <dematerialised> you most certainly do not put chicken salt on popcorn
06:00 <dematerialised> butter and normal salt yes
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok nacho man
06:00 <couleurs> popcorn chicken!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <pebblz> chicken salt i have on my chippies
06:00 <pebblz> when mum goes buys them up the road
07:00 <couleurs> Yum
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> 4.42
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> <pebblz> hahahahahaha trevor
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> oops i mean like
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ludacris - Move Bitch Get Out Da Way (HQ) Views: 7,071,566 Uploader: GbPure Uploaded: Mar 11, 2012 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.88
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, are you in your mid  - late 40’s?
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - NO Views: 263,063,095 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: Mar 21, 2016 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.44
10:00 <pebblz> i need some titrtttttttttttts
10:00 <pebblz> fuk!
10:00 <pebblz> lumies
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> grow some u fuckin homo
11:00 <pebblz> Trevor
11:00 <pebblz> quiet
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok sorry
11:00 <pebblz> dont make me gutta stomp ya cunt
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> r u sleeping?
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> stomping my cunt is the most action its had for years other than 7 kids
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> im kates best mate
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> careful now dont get me pregnant
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf - put the crack pipe down
13:00 <pebblz> trevorrrrrrrr
13:00 <pebblz> hahah
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> who needs a crack pipe when ive got 77 miles of crack cuz im the fattest bitch uve ever seen
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> right kate?
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> its like hypnotic and mind bending and bad
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats what people say about your ass, right?
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> or was i not supposed to say that?
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> sorry ill blame the alcohol
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> my bad, except it isnt, its just the truth
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, put the crack pipe down
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> <insert record skip here>
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif you know anything about my arse
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> <insert record skip here>
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> out of your league cunt!
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> a fat bitch with 2 kids is out of my league
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> except i need to put the crack pipe down
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um yeah. That’s right. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next.
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> <insert record skip here>
19:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:00 <pebblz> katatonic_kate01 ttz out plz
19:00 <pebblz> im goingt bed tooooons
19:00 <pebblz> having this vong
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
19:00 <Clarkson> daneil get ya cock out
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> YEA FLOP A FATTIE
20:00 <pebblz> got one of my dads
20:00 <pebblz> cunts gunna kill me
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> wot
20:00 <pebblz> said dont touch my cans joel
20:00 <pebblz> lucky i get paid soon
20:00 <pebblz> brb cciggie
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> #incestprostitution
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor,  pretty sure you wouldn’t be able to maintain an erection with the help of viagra and paddle pop sticks
21:00 <couleurs> so this is what happens here when it's after midnight 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> kate, pretty sure my erections are none of your concern since youll never take 8 inches of man, but rather settle for 6 inches of fat cunt, as if youre looking in a mirror
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> dont be jealous
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous of your cock? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s hilarious!
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 73,389,918 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.57
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you claim to fuck any 2 bit rat whore, it suprises me… that 1. you can maintain an erection and 2. they stick around long enough
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> i never asked you to believe me
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you - but hey, you can always carry viagra around and paddle pop sticks aye
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> infact i dont actually care if you do or not
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill just be here winning
24:00 <Maurice> Lol 8 inches
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep…. WINNING charlie sheen style
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and we all know how he ended up
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> AIDS
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a limp dick
25:00 <Clarkson> then i'm gonna hit that shit
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOL Clarkson 
25:00 <Clarkson> I'm going to poop like a hero
27:00 <couleurs> :)
27:00 <dematerialised> :)
27:00 <couleurs> when da bots make more sense than the idiets you know theirs trouble...........
28:00 <dematerialised> excuse me couleurs are you 8 inches of man because TropicalStormJim is and he wants you to know about it
28:00 <dematerialised> 8 inches of man
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> we can share 8 inches together
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8 inches LMFAO
29:00 <Maurice> http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/12/orlando-shooting-nightclub-pulse-gunman
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea 4 between us
29:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice, what a cunt. Sup with the mass shooings :|
30:00 <ITaL^GuY> yanks and their easy access to high powered guns
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad, really. 
30:00 <ITaL^GuY> yep
30:00 <Maurice> On top of the murder of a singer also in Orlando
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQBlr_DM0M
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 7 Mysterious Objects We STILL Don't Understand Views: 762,312 Uploader: Strange Mysteries Uploaded: May 31, 2016 Duration: 8m38s Rating: 4.69
33:00 <Serenity> night foolios
33:00 <Maurice> They have metal detectors at schools, but not clubs or concerts? Makes no sense
33:00 <Maurice> Night me choco
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
33:00 <dematerialised> nini sezz
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw8jsQfhXeA
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Futurama - Roberto's Stabbing KnifeSword Boogalee-Moogalee-Moogalee Song Views: 126,218 Uploader: BlackBaronDormammu Uploaded: Sep 30, 2011 Duration: 1m55s Rating: 2.45
35:00 <couleurs> i'm 12 inches of niger dik!!!!!!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> im 107 inches bitch
39:00 <Maurice> I'm 62 inches
40:00 <Maurice> In height
40:00 <dematerialised> yeah well im 167 kilograms in weight
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol me too
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VF6lIqu.png
41:00 <couleurs> me rn
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> imthinking bout modelling ! Peeps love fat chicks in bikini’s eating cake!
43:00 <couleurs> yea do some live cam stuff diden't u hear Picard's wife makes 7,500 a week eating cake on cam so he doesn't have to install hot water systems anymore
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Serenity> ok so i went  to bed but got stuck looking at food on insta
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *selects bikinis*
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
44:00 <dematerialised> just sit there  infront of the camera with a nice bra and say pseudo-sexual things to the nicknames in the chat box
44:00 <dematerialised> it's not hard
44:00 <dematerialised> i did it for a while
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> camwhore
44:00 <Maurice> I'm watching kids cooking, I've never felt so inadequate in my life
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Maurice> They're saying words I've never heard before
45:00 <Maurice> One of them wants to win so she can buy a phone, she's like 11
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Maurice> Another wants to win so she has money for college, she's also about 11
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> its ok … it’s an american show…. we’re 1 years behind :P
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10
46:00 <Maurice> Oh now she's speaking french
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> **
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
46:00 <Clarkson> his dick or the vid?
46:00 <Maurice> Both Clarkson
46:00 <Clarkson> i told u i dont like man boobs
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> slap that french slut until she gets a job
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, die in a fire
46:00 <Maurice> She's a child, why is she a slut
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> shes french
46:00 <Maurice> No, she's not
47:00 <Maurice> I said she's speaking french
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous ! 
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> no, she's not
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> you just said she's a slut
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> stop smoking crack 
47:00 <Maurice> Put down the nangs
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> im kinda surprised he hasnt sold his computer for crack
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> i inject computers into my dick to get high
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well viagra isnt working
48:00 <dematerialised> every time i see a line from taco i cringe
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> next best thing to do, i guess
49:00 <dematerialised> it's like a train wreck
49:00 <dematerialised> i just cant stop watching
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> its ok i bake them on a spoon first
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> then inject into your dick?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls, lady killer!
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> tbe girls at rooty hill rsl love it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m sure they do
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> its like winning bingo they say
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zZUMVWv.jpg
51:00 <couleurs> hEHeheh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> guess you have to lower your standards when you’re injecting stuff into yo cock
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> free meat dinner
51:00 <Clarkson> walk away you gutless pussy
52:00 <couleurs> jesus some dumb little dog is barking outside @ nearly 2am
53:00 <couleurs> useless people why own a dog 4
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> ull have to teach that dog how to tell the time
53:00 <couleurs> good 1
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> easyread time teacher is better than rolex
54:00 <couleurs> ok
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.easyreadtimeteacher.com.au/collections/watches
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill buy u 1 cuz i luv ur tits ok
56:00 <couleurs> kool i'll ask the dog what sex it is so you can get a purple or blue band 1
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger im black and excited like george foremans grill
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wigger
59:00 <couleurs> Shhh da match starteing
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah at this rate i’llbe up wifdoodle!
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> doodle is gay
03:00 <Clarkson> [12:20:48] not many ppl know this but did u no he was gay and then he got aids and died 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn 
18:00 <Lumeah> so creative 
50:00 <aouni> iBiZa is a major convicted
03:00 <Knifey> It's only 4 am guys...socialising has ceased already? o.O 
17:00 <aouni> lol
22:00 <Knifey> What are you up to aouni?
45:00 <aouni> just wanking over Serenity
46:00 <aouni> u>
51:00 <Knifey> Umm...
51:00 <Knifey> Just about to go to sleep actually. 
51:00 <Knifey> Night. =)
19:00 <faux> hi botface
22:00 <Serenity> eww why do they keep saying theyre wanking over me lately.. gromets
24:00 <robot> good morning
30:00 <robot> i spent $400 on shirts this morning
30:00 <robot> i needed to replace em all 4 work
33:00 <Serenity> werk sherts
34:00 <robot> ye
35:00 <faux> wtf
35:00 <faux> how many did u buy
36:00 <faux> "just 6000"
36:00 <faux> also
36:00 <faux> pix of shirts
36:00 <faux> did u at least get a pink one
36:00 <grem> only so many times napisan can remove blood stains
39:00 <faux> oh
40:00 <robot> 7
40:00 <Skirmish> White king is better for blood. 
40:00 <robot> na no pink ones this time
40:00 <robot> white and red dots tho so kinda similar
40:00 <robot> cbf taking them out rn ill pix later
41:00 <Doodle> do u work for ugly betty
41:00 <Skirmish> You should have modelled them for faux straight away! 
41:00 <faux> ye
42:00 <faux> also robot i just finished ep4
42:00 <faux> u must catch up immediately 
42:00 <Serenity> woahz alive ppl
42:00 <robot> i think tghats where i stopped
42:00 <Doodle> hi sezz i'm not rly alive
42:00 <Serenity> oh
42:00 <Doodle> just pretending
42:00 <Serenity> r u still warm
42:00 <Doodle> no
42:00 <robot> im havin a chai
42:00 <robot> its yum
42:00 <Doodle> it was -1 last night
42:00 <Serenity> yux
43:00 <robot> woolies havent stocked them lately tho im runnin out its GAY
43:00 <Serenity> can you do some exercise for me doodle
43:00 <Serenity> it will hel u keep warm
43:00 <Serenity> help
43:00 <Doodle> yeah i have to wash me car this arvo
43:00 <Doodle> while its 7 degrees
43:00 <Doodle> so i'll be exercising then
43:00 <Serenity> eep
44:00 <Serenity> i need to eat breakfast
44:00 <Doodle> i'm having my breakfast rn
46:00 <faux> im aboht to heat mt lunch
47:00 <faux> amateurs 
48:00 <Doodle> i dont really eat lunch
48:00 <Doodle> or breakfast for that matter
49:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Joel. 
49:00 <Skirmish> It's great to have a 41yo man that borrows money from his dad for cheap booze with us. 
52:00 <faux> what
52:00 <faux> Next.
52:00 <faux> ROBOT did you see yaz eating popcorn while tami was fightin
52:00 <faux> i was conflicted. didnt know which one was me irl
53:00 <robot> lol yeh
56:00 <Skirmish> I think I will have pasta for lunch today. 
57:00 <faux> i have leftovers from din last night
57:00 <Skirmish> What else is on the menu kids? 
57:00 <faux> i made chicken in pyjamas
04:00 <Serenity> i will prob have a salad
05:00 <faux> slata
05:00 <faux> #arabic101
07:00 <Skirmish> You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad! 
07:00 <Serenity> nope but you get skinny so thats better
07:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Kj17oVHAk
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: You Dont Win Friends With Salad-The Simpsons Views: 96,224 Uploader: M. Craft Uploaded: Jun 28, 2014 Duration: 0m21s Rating: 4.89
08:00 <MrMark> its sunday!!!!!party time!!!!!
08:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what it is about them but MrMark creeps me out big time. 
09:00 <faux> yes thanks Skirmish we got thw reference without the link
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <MrMark> my job is done then
09:00 <Skirmish> They are that person at the party that is trying to roofie the punch. 
09:00 <faux> The mountain (from Game of Thrones) and his girlfriend https://imgur.com/gallery/lJha4
09:00 <faux> hnnnnng
09:00 <faux> id climb this guy like a mountain
10:00 <Skirmish> Her vagina must look like a lettuce that has been bashed with a golf club. 
10:00 <Serenity> god I wish it was about 37 degreesright now
13:00 <faux> ew
15:00 <Serenity> im actually looking forward to summy this year
15:00 <Serenity> im gonna wear so many dresses
16:00 <faux> ew
16:00 <faux> at summer
16:00 <Immutable> Skirmish, you don't make friends either
17:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about. Everyone is my friend. 
18:00 <ShitStainTakamora> Hi, is Jen about?
18:00 <ShitStainTakamora> According to the calender its her birthday tomorrow, Monday the 13th of June The Queens Birthday
18:00 <Serenity> Press 1 if you dont care
19:00 <Serenity> 1
19:00 <faux> the queen of cock
19:00 <Immutable> 1
23:00 <Immutable> lol
24:00 <Immutable> who believes her shit anyway
24:00 <ShitStainTakamora> shit?
25:00 <ShitStainTakamora> Do i need to know something about Jen?
25:00 <ShitStainTakamora> What are you not telling me?
25:00 <Immutable> you need to get into her pants that's what!
25:00 <Immutable> focus
26:00 <Immutable> take a deep breath and grit your teeth and go young male
26:00 <ShitStainTakamora> i already have
26:00 <MrMark> burp
26:00 <ShitStainTakamora> happy birthday to Jen
38:00 <Knifey> I thought of her when I came in my wife this morning. The queen that is. That's ok right it's her birthday. o.O *Rhetorical question*
40:00 <MrMark> burp
51:00 <robot> hi colours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <couleurs> hi excited robet
52:00 <couleurs> u watchen da netball m8?
53:00 <faux> me and robot irl 
53:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1721740444762325&id=1503265809943124
56:00 <robot> lol..
58:00 <couleurs> oakely doakely
04:00 <robot> its 1pm
04:00 <robot> whatthe.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> rovemcanus.gif
06:00 <Immutable> faux loves robot ooooooerrrr
06:00 <MrMark> r we all tipsy yet?
06:00 <couleurs> tipsy whipsy!!!!!!!
06:00 <Immutable> I'm love drunk off my own humps thanks
15:00 <robot> ye
21:00 <robot> pdf support in windows is laughable
21:00 <MrMark> why
22:00 <couleurs> pudding dessert food!!!!!!
24:00 <robot> because it doesn't exist
24:00 <robot> it should have been there from windows 2000
24:00 <MrMark> bullshit
25:00 <robot> .
25:00 <couleurs> i've been there from windows 2000
26:00 <robot> it's the most shit thing i've ever used in my life
26:00 <robot> 7 weeks later i still cant print pdf
26:00 <MrMark> sigh
27:00 <MrMark> i was using windows 10 years b4 2000
28:00 <robot> ok MrMark
28:00 <aliasd> hen did win2k come out? 98 I think?
28:00 <aliasd> when*
28:00 <couleurs> Hrm... Let Me THink
28:00 <MrMark> when do u think
28:00 <aliasd> win95 came out before 95
29:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna say it came out in the year.......... 1999 RiP Prince
29:00 <aliasd> it seems like I used 3.11 for ages
30:00 <aliasd> for me it went sym1 - c64 - apple II - 3.11
31:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Mark!!!!!!
31:00 <MrMark> what?
33:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <MrMark> dont mind me..........im a grumpy old man
37:00 <couleurs> TheRon!!!!
39:00 <MrMark> who
45:00 <robot> yea well after trying to edit a pdf in windows without paying for 3rd party software or installing malware has made me the angriest person on the planet
57:00 <MrMark> sniff sniff
02:00 <couleurs> :)))))
22:00 <Immutable> rofl
22:00 <Immutable> ok
22:00 <Immutable> yeah it is kind of like that robot
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiga - Bugatti.mp3 (4.52MB 128kbps Stereo 4:56)
31:00 <couleurs> https://imgur.com/jHTByoA
31:00 <couleurs> dat my bugatti
31:00 <Doodle> SWANGAZ
32:00 <couleurs> :~)
32:00 <Doodle> that poor bmw
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly.mp3 (5.37MB 128kbps Stereo 5:51)
36:00 <Doodle> almost 9 degrees, finally its warm enough to wash me car
36:00 <couleurs> it's 12c here
37:00 <Doodle> sometimes i wish i could do auto car washes
37:00 <Doodle> then i remember i value my paint 
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Heavy - How You Like Me Now.mp3 (4.46MB 128kbps Stereo 4:52)
38:00 <couleurs> :)))))
38:00 <couleurs> i went thru 1 in my gfs yaris once
38:00 <Doodle> got horrible scratches last time, took 3 hours of buffing to get them all out
38:00 <Doodle> never again
38:00 <Doodle> that was just a self serve bay
38:00 <couleurs> i thought it was going 2 crush us i told her not 2 do it again 
38:00 <couleurs> EVER
38:00 <Doodle> yep, those things are death
40:00 <Doodle> bought a $20 pressure extension for me hose and never looked back
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What.mp3 (4.95MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:36)
41:00 <Immutable> sunday IRC'n
45:00 <couleurs> Super Cheap Auto 20% Off M8
46:00 <Doodle> ye i got half price globes on fri
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mötley Crüe - Wild Side.mp3 (9.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:06)
51:00 <couleurs> i got nothing.........
51:00 <couleurs> i saved 120%
51:00 <couleurs> WOO YEA
51:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <couleurs> i'm saving some cash for new coilovers...
59:00 <couleurs> alloys, tires...
59:00 <couleurs> proper exhaust cos stupid germans make thing quiet
00:00 <Doodle> i blew the insides out of me cat on my bmw
00:00 <Doodle> made it heaps louder
00:00 <Doodle> found all this honeycomb shit on the driveway
00:00 <couleurs> RiP Cat
00:00 <couleurs> lol
00:00 <Doodle> time to tub the shitbox, bblzzzzzz
00:00 <couleurs> Bye!!!!!!!!
08:00 <ShitStainTakamora> Doodle id that you, Bruce Jenner?
10:00 <MrMark> !!!!!
11:00 <MrMark> music!!!
11:00 <TheRon> rosalita jump a little higher
11:00 <TheRon> white rabbit dark ale
12:00 <MrMark> Jefferson
13:00 <MrMark> Grace 
14:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - rosalita (come out tonight)
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7qfwyQy.gifv
17:00 <TheRon> i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike
21:00 <TheRiddler> poop
21:00 <Clarkson> Pieter has he filled your goatse with his cock custard?
21:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:00 <TheRiddler> gross Clarkson
21:00 <Clarkson> \Romeo-alienated^ after his weekend of sex u are probably correct
21:00 <TheRiddler> stahp Clarkson
21:00 <Clarkson> so cock wrapped in money for the win?
22:00 <TheRiddler> pieter dont have no money clarky
22:00 <Clarkson> well tough shit
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
22:00 <TheRiddler> poop saints won
22:00 <Clarkson> codiene wont do shit
22:00 <TheRiddler> DK will be happy
23:00 <TheRiddler> go suns
25:00 <TheRon> blues, finals?
26:00 <TheRon> MrMark: reo speedwagon
28:00 <TheRon> white rabbit dark ale, get on it, it's good shit
28:00 <Clarkson> trouble making skank
34:00 <Moist> https://scontent.fbne2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13418708_856512874453325_8328863901945912893_n.jpg?oh=40fde5d80e3a69b6d1aa6e9ddc4726dd&oe=58051D59
34:00 <couleurs> aw CuTe
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRon> someone not the wife?
35:00 <Moist> I have had an egg overdose. Boiled 16 eggs up and ate 4 whilst peeling. 
42:00 <couleurs> RiP DuDe
45:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the fine faux
45:00 <faux> hi
45:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
46:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
46:00 <faux> hi
46:00 <faux> coldddf
46:00 <faux> n u
47:00 <TheRiddler> nipply :p
50:00 <couleurs> ;)
54:00 <TheRiddler> need to buy a cheese knife
55:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/1oWHLaKPjps
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Red Copper Pan Dub Views: 345,011 Uploader: Jaboody Dubs Uploaded: May 31, 2016 Duration: 1m53s Rating: 4.94
55:00 <TheRiddler> I am eating crackers n cheese
55:00 <TheRiddler> cheese is chives n onion cheddar
55:00 <ShitStainTakamora> johninja, Bruce Jenner?
56:00 <TheRiddler> pls ban ShitStainTakamora faux
56:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/lPSTc69.gifv 
57:00 <faux> who is it
57:00 <TheRiddler> mayo
58:00 <couleurs> that 1 kool seal
58:00 <johninja> yeh he fucking shit up
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
59:00 <faux> 👍
59:00 <faux> bbs
59:00 <TheRiddler> ok
00:00 <TheRiddler> whos that goal umpire
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's not chelsea
03:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/funny/eqUuIpI 
03:00 <TheRon> we do like chelsea
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> i buy a fuckin 4g modem and suddenly my nbn starts working
04:00 <TheRiddler> you're retarded
04:00 <TheRiddler> hai parmelia
04:00 <johninja> they must have put down some more copper
04:00 <couleurs> nbn rockz!!!!!!!
05:00 <amelia> haiiiii trasheh
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm making chicken parma tonight 
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <amelia> yummmmm dont add oranges
06:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
06:00 <amelia> i am super duper i jus made yummy lunch
06:00 <amelia> how you doin
06:00 <TheRiddler> nice
06:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
06:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating cheese n crackers
07:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
07:00 <amelia> you are a cheesy cracker
08:00 <johninja> kek
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> yes :p
08:00 <couleurs> kik
08:00 <amelia> i danced ma butt off last night
08:00 <amelia> pretty sure i pulled some pretty gr8 moves guys
09:00 <TheRon> the forbidden dance?
09:00 <TheRiddler> cool
09:00 <johninja> https://i.reddituploads.com/fc4b08ca959e45c4a9f6147b87fc7e1c?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=08261d49b9cfdadf8f9baf327d73ef86 
09:00 <amelia> she looks like bindi irwin
09:00 <johninja> it is 
09:00 <amelia> o
09:00 <couleurs> bundy yirbin
09:00 <amelia> that makes sense then
09:00 <johninja> she looks pretty and she has a naughty streak too it seems
10:00 <TheRiddler> what she doin
10:00 <amelia> she grew up a bit of a stunner
10:00 <johninja> yeh
10:00 <TheRiddler> inb4 sextape
10:00 <johninja> considering her mum looks like a dude
10:00 <amelia> werd
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol she doesn't look that bad
10:00 <couleurs> does she not wear sox...
10:00 <amelia> she does
10:00 <TheRiddler> got dad's looks :p
11:00 <TheRiddler> crikey
11:00 <amelia> it's amazing she was the product of those two
11:00 <johninja> yeah
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> how is being retarded at all related to my nbn outage?
12:00 <TheRiddler> because you bought a dongle for your dingle
12:00 <johninja> being retarted usually comes from lack of copper in the system, much like an NBN outage
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> i bought a dongle did i?
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> i'm retarded am i?
12:00 <TheRon> you are retired
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> i buy a fuckin 4g modem and suddenly my nbn starts working
13:00 <TheRiddler> same thing 
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> is it now?
13:00 <couleurs> :p
13:00 <dematerialised> dont lie you didnt buy anything taco
13:00 <dematerialised> you don't have a job
13:00 <amelia> gr8 topic of conversation guys
13:00 <amelia> pls continue
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> dematerialised, i dont have a kitchen either
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> or even a bathroom
14:00 <johninja> you live in a caravan
14:00 <TheRon> amelia, you hook up?
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> whats a caravan? sounds like a nice place to live
14:00 <johninja> it is
14:00 <amelia> no we jus DaNCeD
14:00 <johninja> not as good as a houseboat
14:00 <TheRiddler> safety dance
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> sometimes when im too lazy at night i shit in the corner of my tent
15:00 <TheRon> no dance with no pants?
15:00 <amelia> def not
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> then when it attracts flies the next day, i catch them all, and use them in soup
15:00 <amelia> i am having a break from boys
15:00 <TheRon> HELLO!
15:00 <TropicalStormJim> cold soup
15:00 <amelia> issit me you looking for
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> because i dont even have a stove
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> i also steal the water from mexico
16:00 <TheRon> it's me!
16:00 <TheRiddler> he lives in the cardboard box those new nodes come in
17:00 <TheRiddler> thank you for not saying from the other side
17:00 <TheRon> new nudes?
17:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
18:00 <Serenity> allll byyy myyyseeeellllfff
20:00 <couleurs> hey Fennec_Fox u smelly toilet
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> although my imaginary kitchen has granite counters and dual ovens... i dont really need two ovens but its useful for when im entertaining friends who have kids... one oven for food, the other for the kids... probably why nobody comes over anymore... so you could say the two ovens are useless but it seems they've served their purpose
21:00 <johninja> #CreativeWriting
21:00 <TheRon> mananana doo doo doo
21:00 <johninja> bellawelladingdong
21:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the serene & special Serenity
21:00 <Serenity> herro
22:00 <TheRon> the incandescent meryl streep
22:00 <TheRiddler> I bought sakura dungeon on steam today lol
22:00 <Matthew> I do like Meryl
23:00 <Matthew> especially in the thriller, 'Doubt'
23:00 <TheRon> jimmy smitts?
23:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/sbBD420.gifv 
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> the names jimmy rustles
24:00 <johninja> Deer Hunter is a terribly boring movie
24:00 <amelia> (Fennec_Fox) got any tits? you great big moron!
24:00 <Matthew> I saw The Conjuring 2 at Gold Class last night
24:00 <Matthew> very disturbing
24:00 <amelia> great big moron
24:00 <johninja> GBM
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <TheRon> human centipede disturbing?
24:00 <Matthew> oh no, not THAT bad
25:00 <TheRon> hostel?
25:00 <couleurs> deer hunter rules
25:00 <Matthew> Paranormal Activity type disturbing
25:00 <johninja> They spend like 3 hours talking in a cabin
25:00 <johninja> its fucked
26:00 <Moist> *sigh* My highlighters are gone. 
26:00 <Matthew> #firstworldproblems
27:00 <couleurs> no, half of it is a wedding movie and half is a vietnam war movie ok bye
27:00 <johninja> hmm
28:00 <robot> hi
28:00 <robot> whats the latest gossip
29:00 <robot> whos goin out with who
29:00 <TheRon> baby we can talk all night but that ain't getting us no where
29:00 <Moist> johninja is going out with Matthew, robot. 
29:00 <robot> oh ok
29:00 <Matthew> I am just reading about the horrible case about the American 'Voice' singer Christina Grimmie getting shot
29:00 <robot> who are you Moist
29:00 <Matthew> how awful.
29:00 <Moist> I am moist. 
29:00 <Moist> In a constant state of dampness. 
29:00 <MrMark> Jesus Hairy Christ on a bicycle
29:00 <johninja> did they find out the motive yet Matthew?
29:00 <robot> i normally have to get all my gossip from colours but its always about fifa
30:00 <Matthew> such an awful word... "moist"
30:00 <TheRon> Matthew: i headr her sing, it's not that great a loss
30:00 <couleurs> nm robet just picken me nose
30:00 <robot> cool
30:00 <Matthew> I am not saying it's a huge loss artistically ... but the way it happened, TheRon
30:00 <johninja> why couldn't they shoot kellie osborn instead
30:00 <Matthew> not yet, johninja ... however the person responsible drove several hours to specifically target her
31:00 <johninja> yeah it seems like a jilted lover to me
31:00 <johninja> or some creepy stalker
31:00 <TheRon> it was his way of voting
31:00 <Moist> It's america. It will be some guy that has posters of her everywhere and got the shits that she never replied to his fan mail. 
31:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <amelia> it wasn't about me or the charity, its about the children who are missing LEGS!
32:00 <robot> hello amsy
32:00 <robot> amelia too
32:00 <TheRon> james matheson, have you soon how they're do the voting in his seat with tony abbot?
32:00 <amelia> hai
32:00 <Moist> Now there is a problem worth addressing. Legless children. Liquor laws need improving. 
33:00 <TheRon> to vote james text james to 199 992
33:00 <robot> who is james
33:00 <robot> why would i want to vote for him
33:00 <Moist> Because it's not Tony Abbott. 
33:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
33:00 <johninja> because a vote for james is a vote against tone abbet
33:00 <amelia> he is astroboy
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony Views: 231,701,166 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 28, 2009 Duration: 4m38s Rating: 4.87
33:00 <TheRon> ex aussie idol host running for election in tony abbot's seat
33:00 <amelia> aka astroboy
34:00 <Moist> I would like to see all the Liberals hierarchy lose their seats. Not going to happen though. 
34:00 <robot> o
34:00 <johninja> i think some will go
34:00 <robot> are they too moist, Moist?
34:00 <johninja> it will be glorious
34:00 <johninja> i got a raging boner when hockey got axed
34:00 <TheRon> there is no idealogical difference between the parties at the moment
34:00 <amelia> http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/james-mathieson.jpg
34:00 <Moist> Moist is a perfect state. There is no such thing as too moist, that is wet. Not moist enough is dry. Moist is perfection. 
34:00 <johninja> there is but shorten just keeps his mouth shut
34:00 <Matthew> STOP SAYING THAT HORRIBLE WORD.
35:00 <robot> lol
35:00 <robot> it is an awful word
35:00 <amelia> moist is as bad as the word 'gape'
35:00 <amelia> terrible
35:00 <amelia> GaPiNG
35:00 <robot> makes me feel like being uncomfortable
35:00 <Moist> Show us your leg gape amelia. 
35:00 <amelia> bwhahaahhaa
35:00 <robot> for a second there amelia i thought you said 'gash', which i was going to agree with
35:00 <amelia> yes gash is terrible as well
35:00 <Moist> axe wound
35:00 <Matthew> moist just reminds me of old ladies with incontinence issues and makes me feel eww
35:00 <robot> yeah that's on par with gash
35:00 <Matthew> who smell...
36:00 <johninja> as opposed to old guys with incontenance issues
36:00 <TheRon> if james did get into parliament, at least more ppl would see him the mornings
37:00 <Matthew> they need to wear some Depends, either male or female
37:00 <Moist> Does James have any views on current issues facing the Australian people TheRon or is he just riding the wave of anti-abbott? 
37:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew
37:00 <TheRon> something about gay marriage
38:00 <robot> ok its time to talk about lego now everyone enough politics kthx 4 ur attn
38:00 <Matthew> good evening to the delicious Doodle
38:00 <Doodle> is it perverted that i get pleasure from buffing me headlights
38:00 <Doodle> they turn out so clear
38:00 <TheRon> sounds like code
38:00 <johninja> turn your lights down lowww
38:00 <Moist> I heard you got new headlights Doodle. Bulbs or complete units? 
38:00 <Doodle> lol nah i bought led globes off ebay and they were shit
38:00 <Doodle> so i replaced them with normal ones
39:00 <Moist> What was wrong with the LED ones? Just not bright enough? 
39:00 <Doodle> yeah they were crappo ching chong ones
39:00 <Moist> You need HUD babeh. 
39:00 <Matthew> what Murder On The Dancefloor...
39:00 <johninja> beehhh got on the steroids and had hair replacement therapy http://imgur.com/a/UxaQ1 
39:00 <Doodle> i dont want a hud
39:00 <dematerialised> when you know it's haraam but it feels so halaal
39:00 <Doodle> i have instruments on me dashboard i can look at those
40:00 <Moist> johninja: That used to be a woman, right? 
40:00 <johninja> i'm not sure
40:00 <TheRon> amelia: did they play any snoop dog?
40:00 <Moist> HID lights. You knew what I meant Doodle. 
40:00 <Doodle> i have hid hi beams
40:00 <Doodle> i have no room for ballasts
40:00 <amelia> no i don't believe they did
41:00 <Moist> I find conventional bulbs are more of a yellow light and I prefer white light. 
41:00 <Doodle> beter off buying a later model with hids
41:00 <Doodle> than converting
41:00 <Matthew> zZzZzZz ...
41:00 <TheRon> what's my name? goes down well at any party
41:00 <Doodle> pretty sure at this stage i am going to buy another 350z
41:00 <amelia> does that disappoint you
41:00 <Moist> Goes down well at parties ... your name is Doodle. 
41:00 <Matthew> a Doodle usually goes up well at parties
42:00 <Doodle> me new ones are white Skirmish
42:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
42:00 <TheRon> i put on naughty by nature at parties
42:00 <Moist> 88
42:00 <Doodle> my dad came out and turned off naughty by nature at my 18th
42:00 <Doodle> cos of the swearing
42:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAH
42:00 <TheRon> just wrong
42:00 <Doodle> i wasnt there i;d gone off to smoke weed
42:00 <Moist> God damnit dad. 
42:00 <Moist> OPP YEAH YOU KNOW ME! 
42:00 <amelia> picturing you gettin down to NBN @ 18
42:00 <Doodle> ;)
42:00 <amelia> its a holidaaaaaaay
42:00 <Doodle> hot isnt it
43:00 <Moist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeH7QhGiRg
43:00 <TheRon> hip hop hooray
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. [Official Video] HQ Views: 635,155 Uploader: REALnizz Uploaded: Jun 6, 2010 Duration: 4m28s Rating: 4.93
43:00 <TheRon> i was a big pm dawn fan
43:00 <Matthew> WHEN... WILL...I... WILL... I... BE... FAMOUS!???
43:00 <Doodle> same
43:00 <johninja> ☹️👻❤️☹️👻😑✈️😁🔥🍾😀☀️😁😁😃☀️😁😂
43:00 <Doodle> i still have me 1st gf's pm dawn cd
43:00 <amelia> PM Dawn!!
44:00 <amelia> smooth moves
44:00 <Doodle> ye
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 P.M. Dawn - Plastic.mp3 (3.49MB 128kbps Stereo 3:48)
44:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQTTA9raJU
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bros - When Will I Be Famous? Views: 856,983 Uploader: BrosVEVO Uploaded: Aug 19, 2013 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.73
44:00 <Moist> I notice that you always seem to ruin everything Matthew. 
45:00 <dematerialised> Matthew is such a queer
45:00 <Doodle> asif
45:00 <Matthew> excuse me? what am I doing?
45:00 <Doodle> Matthew brightens my day
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
45:00 <Doodle> shut up
45:00 <Moist> ruining everything. 
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meghan Trainor - Me Too Views: 72,755,781 Uploader: MeghanTrainorVEVO Uploaded: May 10, 2016 Duration: 3m3s Rating: 4.57
45:00 <Matthew> I notice that Moist just has a vendetta against me
45:00 <Matthew> same with dematerialised... but I've known about that for a while, and it's boring now
45:00 <dematerialised> moist doens't have a vendetta gainst anyone except lumeah
45:00 <dematerialised> because she turned down his advances
46:00 <TheRon> TropicalStormJim: the adults are talking
46:00 <Doodle> they just need to lube up and learn to get along
46:00 <Moist> lol dematerialised
46:00 <Matthew> I don't come on here much anymore... but when I do I don't like to be criticised by the likes of you, Moist
46:00 <Moist> I don't even have to deny that because it is so silly. 
46:00 <dematerialised> and i dont have a vendetta against anyone, im an equal opportunity shitter
46:00 <dematerialised> you cant deny it because its true
46:00 <dematerialised> i've seen thelogs
47:00 <Moist> Matthew: your tears keep me moist. 
47:00 <Doodle> cant we just have a relaxing sunday fucking afternoon without getting up each others arses for once
47:00 <Clarkson> irc is all about the pussy
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> i was rollin thru parra pumpin that song the other day
47:00 <dematerialised> ^
47:00 <Doodle> for christs sake
47:00 <Moist> dematerialised: Show me. 
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> there were about 20 girls whos panties just about dropped
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> except they were all 15
47:00 <Matthew> your vagina is clearly moist because you are bitching and moaning about me when I've done nothing wrong except contribute positively to discussion
47:00 <Clarkson> oh dumb sluts
47:00 <Matthew> if I offend you so much or you disagree, feel free to use the IGNORE option.
47:00 <dematerialised> i like pina coladas
48:00 <dematerialised> and getting caught in the rain
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jimmy Buffett - If You Like Pina Coladas.mp3 (3.85MB 128kbps Stereo 4:12)
48:00 <Moist> Calm down already Matthew. 
48:00 <dematerialised> just clam dwon
48:00 <Doodle> ehehehehheheh
48:00 <Doodle> i want a cup of coffee who is gonna get it for me
48:00 <Matthew> I am very calm because Doodle & TheRon are here and we haven't spoken in a while
48:00 <dematerialised> please don't cryyyy in the morning light
48:00 <Doodle> i'm as calm as a big calm thing thats calm
48:00 <Matthew> I am also waiting for BETTINA to log in
49:00 <Doodle> oh LOL
49:00 <Doodle> speaking of i have something to show u Matthew
49:00 <dematerialised> i am as calm as the placid lakes of calm city
49:00 <Moist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y5J3VUC9qM
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Busta Rhymes - Calm Down (Lyric Video) ft. Eminem Views: 2,968,859 Uploader: BustaRhymesVEVO Uploaded: Jul 11, 2014 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.83
49:00 <TheRon> so who's essendon getting with their no 1 pick?
49:00 <Matthew> please show tbh
49:00 <Doodle> Bettina Harrop
49:00 <Doodle> 5 hrs · 
49:00 <Doodle>  · Music
49:00 <Doodle> Toady I sing along to songs. I will go out and about the street later.
49:00 <Doodle> TOADY
49:00 <Doodle> also fk she is terrifying
49:00 <dematerialised> i want to add bettina to my facebook
49:00 <dematerialised> she seems nice
49:00 <Matthew> oh no. I am guessing she is not referring to the Neighbours character?
49:00 <Matthew> what a fail.
50:00 <Doodle> right up until she eats your face and testicles off
50:00 <Doodle> ye i dont think so Matthew
50:00 <Doodle> :/
50:00 <Matthew> not sure TheRon... but no doubt we will pick up a player of high quality
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfYjucLGj0
50:00 <Moist> This busta song is terrible ... 
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis Views: 305,986 Uploader: Gillian Conway Uploaded: Mar 19, 2007 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.54
50:00 <dematerialised> you're terrible
50:00 <Doodle> lol stefan
51:00 <Matthew> is that Paul Robinson's song?
51:00 <Doodle> ye
51:00 <TheRon> yep
51:00 <Moist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_FswLkbHUY
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Read My Lips - Melissa Tkautz Views: 6,580 Uploader: Melissa Tkautz Uploaded: May 29, 2014 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.84
51:00 <Doodle> neighbours spawned so many shitty music careers
51:00 <Moist> Much better. 
51:00 <amelia> MoNeY CaNT BuY You CLaSS
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Melissa Tkautz - Read My Lips.mp3 (3.33MB 128kbps Stereo 3:38)
51:00 <Matthew> I love that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/kEDvlSAMhQU
51:00 <amelia> wow wot a very talented artist
51:00 <Matthew> although my favourite early 90s song is...
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jason Donovan - Too Many Broken Hearts.mp3 (3.1MB 128kbps Stereo 3:23)
51:00 <TheRon> stefan denis is a pisser, it's terible
52:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdynaMn8qm0
52:00 <Doodle> gertie
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Euphoria - Love You Right Views: 71,071 Uploader: ohnoitisnathan28 Uploaded: Feb 1, 2013 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.89
52:00 <Doodle> i saw slats for sale the other day i want some
52:00 <Doodle> chewn Matthew
52:00 <amelia> yum slats
52:00 <Doodle> western red cedar
52:00 <Moist> Let's just all put the past behind us and join together and sing a song we can all enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZW_uTlhEQ
52:00 <TheRon> not michael slater?
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mona Views: 581,728 Uploader: adiansangu Uploaded: Jul 11, 2006 Duration: 3m35s Rating: 4.82
52:00 <robot> amelia that video consists of autotune and looking at the camera from diff angles
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Craig McLachlan - Mona.mp3 (5.11MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
53:00 <amelia> yes, she is very talented
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> autotune is very talented*
53:00 <robot> ye
53:00 <amelia> she needs a kick to the head
53:00 <robot> its the mona lisa of songs
53:00 <TheRon> mona is a guilty pleasure for me
53:00 <Doodle> mr autotune if u sing off key for a small fee i can make u a celebrity
53:00 <amelia> I really wanna jus boot her dumb head off
53:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guru Josh, Infinity - 1990 Views: 439,974 Uploader: Shrinechick88 Uploaded: Aug 20, 2011 Duration: 7m25s Rating: 4.87
53:00 <Doodle> best
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Guru Josh Project - Infinit (Klass Vocal Edit).mp3 (5.05MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:31)
54:00 <Doodle> he died not long ago
54:00 <Doodle> :(
54:00 <Matthew> I know. Druggie.
54:00 <Matthew> in Spain...
54:00 <Doodle> ye
54:00 <Doodle> still, ace song
54:00 <dematerialised> i listened to this song so much growing up
54:00 <dematerialised> lol
54:00 <Doodle> i use it to make me door mirrors vibrate in me car
55:00 <TheRon> mona kind of looks like kerri russell
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill sniff your rear if i get my paws on ya
55:00 <Matthew> I hadn't heard it for many years... then on that ABC mini-series about the rise and fall of New Idea (a couple of years ago now) they played it on a nightclub scene set in the early 90s and now I regularly play it
55:00 <Moist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i48Mh9I0xc
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Real McCoy - Operator Views: 321,780 Uploader: RandomMania Uploaded: Apr 30, 2009 Duration: 5m40s Rating: 4.84
56:00 <robot> rite
56:00 <robot> whos makin me dinnah
56:00 <Moist> I am cooking sausages in 30mins. 
57:00 <Matthew> I just had half a block of Kit Kat chocolate and now I feel like throwing up
57:00 <Moist> Sausage + egg + huge mushroom + burger ingredients. 
57:00 <amelia> I will make you omelette
57:00 <dematerialised> mmmm chocolate
57:00 <TheRon> i like mine pan fried and slightly undercooked
57:00 <dematerialised> thats an idea
57:00 <amelia> (scrambled eggs)
57:00 <Moist> I boiled a heap of eggs earlier to mash up with some mayo and curry power later and they were cunts to peel. 
57:00 <robot> thankyou amelia
58:00 <amelia> I  boiled like 8
58:00 <amelia> eggs are delightful
58:00 <Moist> 16 for me. 
58:00 <amelia> WOAH you win
58:00 <Moist> Cause I know I eat them whilst I peel. Have a dozen left. 
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgpJJ7yYKWU
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ANGRY ANDERSON - SUDDENLY 1987 Views: 550,311 Uploader: Dmitry Zagorsky Uploaded: Nov 20, 2011 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.82
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah well i am actually one big giant egg
58:00 <Matthew> if you live in Melbourne... make sure you try the Coral Trout at Donovan's at Crown... specials board, had it last night... best. thing. ever.
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a easter egg
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
59:00 <amelia> ...
59:00 <Moist> dematerialised has a giant egg on the side of his head. 
59:00 <Doodle> i dont live in melbourne
59:00 <Doodle> but that sounds yum
59:00 <robot> u can get it to go, Doodle
59:00 <Matthew> amazing tbh
59:00 <Doodle> lol i'm 100kms away
59:00 <Matthew> straight from the Barrier Reef
59:00 <Matthew> well Port Douglas apparently
59:00 <Moist> I'm not a fan of fish at restaurants. 
59:00 <TheRiddler> tastes of fertilizer?
00:00 <Moist> I should try salmon though cause it would be a great alternative to my huge plates of combination chow mien I usually get. 
00:00 <Matthew> I can't even tell you what made it so nice... besides the marinade it was in & the felt it melted in my mouth
00:00 <TheRon> whenever in geelong i get the seafood platter 
00:00 <Matthew> a*mazing
00:00 <TheRon> norlane hotel
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs
01:00 <dematerialised> ford fairlane
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> this week i literally have to teach girls how to climb
01:00 <Doodle> out of ur dungeon
01:00 <dematerialised> only thing you're teaching is how to play with your dick
02:00 <Moist> Out of the abortion bucket? 
02:00 <TheRon> CBT?
02:00 <j0hninja> lol
02:00 <j0hninja> "thats just me harness"
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> my dirty jokes wont be the same
04:00 <robot> rite
04:00 <robot> whos givin me a massage
04:00 <dematerialised> sorry im single
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWLK9VMIyGQ
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: String Theory For Dummies - String Theory And The Universe (Edward Witten Documentary) Views: 10,547 Uploader: Quantum Physics Uploaded: Feb 19, 2016 Duration: 64m51s Rating: 4.98
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> edward witten is a virgin
04:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/wgpJJ7yYKWU
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ANGRY ANDERSON - SUDDENLY 1987 Views: 550,311 Uploader: Dmitry Zagorsky Uploaded: Nov 20, 2011 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.82
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26krlXFmOI
05:00 <Matthew> the Suns have come from nowhere here
05:00 <TheRon> richmond are shit
06:00 <Moist> Songs from the year you were born. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg  1978
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Boney M - Rasputin Views: 63,199,873 Uploader: Carrie S. Uploaded: Feb 21, 2006 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.85
06:00 <TheRon> brilliant song
07:00 <TheRon> i love russian history
07:00 <Moist> It is interesting. 
08:00 <TheRon> didn't like somebody they just killed them
09:00 <Matthew> I did it in VCE
09:00 <Moist> Dan Carlins podcast series on world war i has a big section of rasputin in it. 
09:00 <TheRon> rasputin?
09:00 <Moist> Yes. 
10:00 <Moist> Discusses the ways the Russian Tsar weakened himself and put himself in a position which led to the revolution of 1918. 
10:00 <Moist> Rasputin is one of those ways. 
10:00 <Matthew> Russian history is underrated
11:00 <j0hninja> http://imgur.com/gallery/p07ka 
11:00 <j0hninja> chinese history is even mmore underated imo
12:00 <couleurs> russians r gay but so are englands lmao wales won england still can't win shit RiP
13:00 <robot> ynnoB
13:00 <robot> =)
13:00 <couleurs> =)
13:00 <Matthew> yes!!! so proud of Wales <3
13:00 <Matthew> we will beat England on Thursday tbh
13:00 <Matthew> 1-0
14:00 <couleurs> always knew you luv'd fatties Matthew ;)
14:00 <couleurs> HEhEh
14:00 <Matthew> oh ha ha...
15:00 <couleurs> saw the russians and english making a mess in marseille the fuck
15:00 <couleurs> loser hooligans
15:00 <Matthew> all dickheads, both sides
15:00 <couleurs> agreed
15:00 <j0hninja> were the russians involved as well?
15:00 <couleurs> either one of them would've rioted if they won too
15:00 <j0hninja> lol
15:00 <couleurs> they both scum
16:00 <Moist> I recommend it often. http://www.dancarlin.com/  <---- check out the history podcasts. World War 1 series goes for about 23 hours. It is fantastic. 
16:00 <robot> one time i recored a documentary on what its like to live at my house
16:00 <robot> went for about 23 hours as well
17:00 <Moist> The first ones I listened to was the 'wrath of the khans' series. Ghengis and his boys kicked a lot of ass. 
18:00 <Moist> On that note I have to go supervise my son cooking dinner.
19:00 <Matthew> you might become moist if the house burns down
19:00 <TheRon> this is how we do it
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck ur old
23:00 <johninja> There were also clashes in the city of Nice between police and fans from Northern Ireland and Poland, who are due to play their opening match later. Six people were reportedly injured, before order was restored.
23:00 <Matthew> so many dickheads in France at the moment
23:00 <johninja> yep
24:00 <johninja> the english were acting hard as fuck for a couple of days and then they got smashed by russian and marsellie ultras
24:00 <Clarkson> [08:20:54] well i guess everyone is fucking each other
25:00 <johninja> you want to join in Clarkson?
25:00 <Clarkson> had to call her h cos she had same name as the ex... fuck that was compliated to convince  the god one that yeah, cos im holding up a paper sAYING  LOOK HAYLEY NO HANDS, it was convining the other that i was referring to the other
25:00 <johninja> right...
28:00 <TheRon> go gws
29:00 <Matthew> after getting 9/9 last week... this week is turning into a tipping disaster
30:00 <TheRon> anyone tip geelong?
34:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/IDW4Ppt.jpg
36:00 <Matthew> no!
48:00 <robot> <colours> ne other goss?
50:00 <robot> wheres k8
50:00 <robot> wheres fuax
51:00 <johninja> i think you solved your own problem
53:00 <robot> nup
54:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
54:00 <President_Trump> hello Matthew
54:00 <President_Trump> how are u mate?
03:00 <faux> hi
04:00 <robot> hey foh
04:00 <robot> which ep did u get up 2
04:00 <faux> um
04:00 <robot> i just finished 6
04:00 <faux> i started 7 then  my friend rang me to discuss it for 29693 hours and i napped
05:00 <faux> gonna watch more now with din
05:00 <faux> n u
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <faux> 6
05:00 <faux> yeah we're sames
05:00 <faux> im only like 5 mins in to 7
05:00 <faux> poor jeff
05:00 <faux> lol :(
06:00 <faux> r u enjoyin it
06:00 <faux> its pretty interesting
06:00 <robot> yeah it interesting
06:00 <robot> it is*
06:00 <faux> tami is so annoying i wanna accidentally push her off a mountain and not cos shes cute
06:00 <robot> yeah
06:00 <faux> all she does is whine 
07:00 <robot> she seems like she's reliving her childhood in the orphanage
07:00 <faux> i like ali's daughter
07:00 <robot> mentally struggling
07:00 <faux> she seems genuinely interested 
07:00 <faux> ye
07:00 <faux> FLaSHBaCK
07:00 <robot> lol
07:00 <faux> also i love zac
07:00 <faux> i love how smoothly he made mates
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <robot> yeah very level headed
07:00 <faux> i lold when he said Bitch
08:00 <robot> LOL
08:00 <robot> he practically went white
08:00 <faux> and then hes like NO NO NO I DIDNT MEAN IT IN A DISTRSPECTFUL WY
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <faux> whiter.
08:00 <robot> he realised and hes like ohhhhhhh no
08:00 <faux> Robert is just insane
08:00 <robot> fuck me, isn't he
08:00 <faux> i actually dislike him a lot
08:00 <faux> i thought hed fail his psych eval lol
09:00 <robot> yeah
09:00 <robot> very arrogant
09:00 <faux> i hope he gets a reality check when hes back in gen pop
09:00 <robot> yea
09:00 <faux> a little booty action or summit.
09:00 <robot> i was gonna game but now i might watch 7
09:00 <faux> eheee
09:00 <faux> im gonna watch in about 10
09:00 <TheRon> a little diddy about jack and diane
09:00 <faux> just gotta heat me dinner
09:00 <robot> ok ill watch to five minutes then
10:00 <robot> i keep thinking what i'd do in that situation
10:00 <robot> it would be tough
10:00 <faux> same
10:00 <faux> id prob just bone all the cute girlscin the shower
10:00 <faux> jk
10:00 <faux> but not really.
10:00 <robot> lol
11:00 <robot> the girls pod would be worse imho, the constant noise would irritate me to insanity
11:00 <faux> yeah fuck that
11:00 <Clarkson> yeah, cougz tends to burn your retinas with his shit
11:00 <faux> they dont stfu
11:00 <robot> yeah
11:00 <robot> i would have to nail a bitch.
11:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <robot> robert goes back in this ep, should be interesting
12:00 <faux> lol how did they not know there was anotjer zac holland
12:00 <robot> yeah lol
12:00 <faux> in theit facility
12:00 <faux> idiets
12:00 <robot> <colours> idiet
12:00 <faux> ye
13:00 <faux> kataingo kone
13:00 <faux> bingo*
13:00 <faux> what about barbra
13:00 <faux> erkh
13:00 <robot> it would be so fucked up having to be around psychos not taking their meds
13:00 <faux> omg YES
13:00 <faux> ricky
13:00 <faux> it was like irc in there 
13:00 <faux> fuck
14:00 <robot> yea
14:00 <robot> crazy cunt
14:00 <faux> also ew at martin nash swallowing pills already sucked on
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> THE TV TOLD ME HES A BABY MURDERER
14:00 <faux> go home ricky
14:00 <faux> ur drunk.
14:00 <robot> time 2 lay off the heroin
14:00 <faux> right whos doin heroin
15:00 <robot> lol
15:00 <faux> -- robot in jail
15:00 <faux> whos doin robberies
15:00 <TheRon> good old captain jack
16:00 <robot> lolll
16:00 <faux> my fave bit is still maryum eating popcorn
16:00 <robot> lol
16:00 <robot> yeh
16:00 <faux> while tami was yelling
16:00 <faux> shes like mhmm i know u didnt just yell at that white girl 
16:00 <robot> im almost at 5m
16:00 <faux> ima just sit here w ma popcorn
16:00 <faux> oh k
16:00 <robot> hahahahahahahahhahah yeah
16:00 <faux> can watch ahead if u want
16:00 <faux> just dont spoil
17:00 <robot> ill pause it at 5
17:00 <faux> ill fite u
17:00 <faux> and win
17:00 <faux> cos leb
17:00 <faux> and tuff.
17:00 <robot> k 5.
17:00 <robot> lol
17:00 <robot> let me know when ur ready
17:00 <TheRon> thank you for being a friend
17:00 <robot> ur welcome.
18:00 <faux> TRAVELEED DOWN THE ROAD AND BACK AGAIN 
18:00 <robot> would you like to renew your contract ron
18:00 <faux> YA HEART IS TRUE YOURE A PAL AND A CONFIDANTE
18:00 <faux> fuck i love betty white 
18:00 <robot> was she a golden girl
18:00 <robot> she was ay
18:00 <faux> i wanna iron her and frame her in me room
18:00 <faux> ye
18:00 <robot> my gf loves the golden girls
19:00 <TheRon> i do a bea arthur impression
20:00 <TheRon> i just croak my voice right up
20:00 <faux> record for s
20:00 <faux> us
20:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
21:00 <robot> i do a pretty good impression of fauxs dad
21:00 <faux> oh
22:00 <faux> go on
22:00 <robot> no u yell at me
23:00 <faux> oh
23:00 <TheRon> faux your dad, was he the get the shotgun type when it came to boys or did he just let you go at it?
24:00 <faux> nah he was p chilled but if they were over we werent allowed in my room
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <robot> remind me, is he leb or aus
24:00 <faux> all my leb friends dads or cousins dads were like ...
24:00 <robot> leb rite
24:00 <faux> what u doin m8
24:00 <faux> ye hes leb
25:00 <robot> is he a cheese dad
25:00 <robot> k i wanna hit play
25:00 <faux> rofl once i had a guy over and dad was at a bucks party and the dudes friends were outside in the car on the lookout..
25:00 <robot> i playin
25:00 <faux> and dad came around the front nt the side and we heard the door so me friend.. ran out te front straight past dad and jumped the fence
26:00 <faux> dads like what.
26:00 <faux> the fuck.
26:00 <TheRon> have the boys ever done the last furlong with their pants around their ankles?
28:00 <robot> oh my god
28:00 <robot> RICKY
28:00 <robot> fuck me.
30:00 <TheRon> no!
31:00 <robot> tamis wife is about 6 feet taller than her
31:00 <TheRon> gay?
31:00 <robot> yeh
34:00 <TheRon> russian life was very sad, and such was life in leningrad
34:00 <faux> lmAoo i was just typing thT
34:00 <faux> her wife is  giant
34:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeMVDuIO3J0
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RICE BALLS Views: 4,882,787 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: Dec 31, 2015 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.95
34:00 <robot> see ricky slip that line in his interview about jeff wanting to rape his son?
35:00 <robot> dude is fucked in the head
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
35:00 <robot> hiiiii kate
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> hau
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have pore strips on me nose and it’s burrrrrrrning!
36:00 <TheRon> when is the child due?
37:00 <British^Meat> OH PORE YOU! :|
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> donno when the child is due
37:00 <faux> zac needs to tell someone Ricky isnt taking his meds
37:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AMRP9JTHlw
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TRAP DUMPLINGS Views: 3,923,383 Uploader: TVFilthyFrank Uploaded: Jun 4, 2015 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 4.95
37:00 <TheRon> the doc put it off?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> find out in 2 weeks when the….. obgyn says they wanna cut Jack out
37:00 <Serenity> the fuck are you watching an episode of Nerdhacks?
37:00 <Clarkson> its crap to travel in
38:00 <dematerialised> someone make me dumplings please
38:00 <dematerialised> ty
38:00 <Serenity> nah
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew no they’renhorrible
38:00 <TheRon> my sister in law swears by the ceasar
38:00 <TheRon> she's had 3 now
39:00 <Serenity> chicken?
39:00 <TheRon> yes!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever gets the kid out is my mantra
40:00 <faux> booking recepción
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> booking nose surgery 
40:00 <Serenity> ive had both id rather a 'natural' birth but thats purely for recovery as long as its out n healthy who cares
40:00 <faux> eww poop on the walls
40:00 <robot> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly serenity....
41:00 <faux> how far in are you
41:00 <robot> a few minutes past you
41:00 <Serenity> bout up to me wrist
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Serenity> oh.. him not me nvm
41:00 <robot> 20m
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
41:00 <faux> phew
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 m
41:00 <faux> hes on hjs meds
41:00 <Serenity> chicken stunner meal plz
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hungry jack ‘ s meds
42:00 <Serenity> loooool
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> jrn wopper + chips
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <TheRon> i'll be the king of wishful thinking
42:00 <faux> id bone lloyd
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a hj’s near the hubby’s work…. i said i’d go visit him for lunch - but effort
42:00 <robot> take 1 whopper in the morning and a regular fries before bed
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Think i’ll have to go when im on mat leave
43:00 <faux> CaPTaiN MaPLeS 
43:00 <Serenity> hjs is the thing i miss the most
43:00 <robot> LOL
43:00 <TheRon> maccas fries are better than hj's
43:00 <dematerialised> wrong
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re the same
43:00 <Serenity> theyre not the same
43:00 <Serenity> at all
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd 
43:00 <Serenity> maccas use canola oil for a start
43:00 <robot> zac n isiah are going to D and roberts going into C
44:00 <Serenity> i dunno what hjs use but its not hot enough cause their chips are always soggy
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok hj connoisseur
44:00 <dematerialised> my future gf: http://i.imgur.com/W7G2d1A.jpg
44:00 <dematerialised> brb
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve had hj a handful of times
44:00 <Serenity> i am hj's master
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can tell!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the cheese burger and the veg burger
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> the onion rings are ass tasting
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> the end.
45:00 <Serenity> wrong
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s me ….. rating. 
45:00 <faux> stfu barbra
46:00 <robot> shes so emo
46:00 <faux> lool
46:00 <faux> whiny cunt
48:00 <robot> CaPTaiN MaPLeS Im sO UpSeT
48:00 <faux> aww zac
48:00 <faux> lolokllool
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me mIl name is barbara, she is a whiny cunt…. must be the name lol
48:00 <robot> im doin a towel around me neck
48:00 <faux> you know they're getting paid $60k
48:00 <TheRon> milo kerrigan style?
48:00 <robot> i did not
49:00 <robot> yea kate its even spelled barbra
49:00 <faux> i wonder if Jeff gets paid
49:00 <TheRon> ever noticed barbra has the word bra in it
49:00 <robot> i rkn barbs is gonna end up doin a friendship with tami
49:00 <robot> yea
50:00 <faux> lol he wants to be a corrections officer
50:00 <faux> ..
50:00 <robot> yeah
50:00 <faux> cnt handle an inmate for a week
50:00 <faux> get out
50:00 <faux> rofl
51:00 <faux> towel
51:00 <TheRon> you get that y shaped pole
51:00 <robot> it would drive me batty being in such a small confined place with dudes running aroudn like that
51:00 <robot> ok im gonna pause a couple of minutes, whats ur timestamp
51:00 <TheRon> it's for like grabbing th eneck, trouble is some of those hard boiled crims don't have necks
51:00 <faux> 27
51:00 <robot> k synched
52:00 <faux> shut up Barbra god damn
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <robot> lol
53:00 <faux> she looks 9
53:00 <faux> and has 2 kids
53:00 <TheRon> ever been to wendouree west?
53:00 <robot> isaiah is like 'when i walked into d pod, i felt a real bad energy.  i felt a concern.'
53:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <faux> jst heard that
54:00 <robot> loll
54:00 <faux> poor zac
54:00 <faux> i wish they moved just one of them 
54:00 <robot> heh
54:00 <faux> i wanted to see zac interact with robert
54:00 <robot> he would avoid him
54:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <faux> "this guy."
55:00 <robot> lol
55:00 <TheRon> doodle?
55:00 <faux> no
55:00 <robot> the poor man's robert downey jnr
55:00 <faux> ffs barbra again
55:00 <robot> yea now shes tryin 2 do a friendship with tami
55:00 <faux> id shit in her food trah
55:00 <faux>  y
56:00 <TheRon> downey jnr once got pulled over for driving naked and having a pile of cocaine on  his front seat
56:00 <faux> yum
56:00 <robot> ye
56:00 <TheRon> he wasn't even charged
57:00 <robot> that's what happens when you get an officer who likes cocaine
57:00 <faux> cos hes rdj
57:00 <TheRon> the cops just told to clear that big pile of icing sugar
57:00 <Moist> How do you know that even happened? 
58:00 <faux> lloool
58:00 <TheRon> totally innocent?
58:00 <faux> ill beat your ass and fuck you
58:00 <Matthew> oh dear
58:00 <robot> heh
59:00 <robot> that diandre guy doesn't seem like he's all there
59:00 <faux> diaundre is the dude in fight club with the bitch tits
59:00 <Clarkson> 1 mill I'd take all the cocks here
59:00 <robot> lollll meat loaf
59:00 <robot> bob
59:00 <faux> loll
00:00 <robot> treshawn
01:00 <TheRon> george michael - outside
02:00 <robot> NO SPORKS
03:00 <TheRon> sporks are the best
03:00 <TheRon> a spoon and fork all in one
03:00 <faux> treshawn is cute
04:00 <faux> looolll just saw no sporks
04:00 <TheRon> where do you stand on sporks?
05:00 <robot> i feel like i could go through life quite happily never having been in jail
05:00 <faux> me too
05:00 <faux> im not curiousm
05:00 <robot> k im gonna smash some cunce in tf2
06:00 <faux> im watching next e
06:00 <faux> p
07:00 <TheRon> baby love really hurts without you
08:00 <Matthew> what a chilly evening tbh
09:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
11:00 <Matthew> MELBOURNE - 7:10pm 8° (46F) CLEAR
11:00 <TheRon> ballarat -2 last night
11:00 <dematerialised> MY DICK - 5:11pm 37° HARD
11:00 <Matthew> sounds like your dick should be in Melbourne then...
12:00 <TheRon> chicks know about shrinkage right?
14:00 <TheRon> teri hatcher's breasts are real and they're spectacular
14:00 <Clarkson> it's now 6 days since he said he was gonna be uploading it, and i've concluded as i knew from the beginning that it doesnt exist, and he's full of shit
14:00 <mrwuf> obese men have shrinking penis syndrome as body fat engulfs their member, then the proportions make it appear smaller, on the plus side they can lube up their belly and get off humping themselves
14:00 <Clarkson> i dont go around sportin nintendo wear and shit
16:00 <Matthew> STRIKE A POSE. THERE'S NOTHING TO IT.
16:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video Views: 2,305,406 Uploader: Casey Marx Uploaded: Aug 7, 2007 Duration: 3m24s Rating: 4.75
17:00 <TheRon> what's the difference between god and bono?
17:00 <TheRon> god doesn't go around calling himself bono
18:00 <TheRon> i was dancing with my baby in the summer rain
20:00 <MrMark> ?
20:00 <MrMark> "bono is bnot reqal
23:00 <Doodle> ye
23:00 <faux> YE
23:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
23:00 <faux> hi
23:00 <faux> im cold
23:00 <Doodle> whats happening
23:00 <Doodle> o
23:00 <faux> nada
23:00 <faux> watching stuff
23:00 <faux> n u
23:00 <Doodle> about to have a shower and do homework
23:00 <faux> pix
24:00 <Doodle> of me homework?
24:00 <faux> ye
24:00 <Doodle> lol weirdo
24:00 <faux> if thats what u call it
24:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <faux> u should probably turn me heater on
24:00 <faux> i*
24:00 <faux> but i hate heat 
24:00 <Doodle> have 2 get up at 4am
24:00 <faux> but im cold
24:00 <faux> SO CONFLICTED
24:00 <faux> oh how come
24:00 <Doodle> its 3 here
25:00 <Doodle> f1
25:00 <faux> o
25:00 <faux> 7 here
25:00 <Doodle> eek
25:00 <faux> o ye f1
25:00 <faux> go hot dudeee whos name i forgot 
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <MrMark>  du dee
26:00 <Doodle> he's qualified 4th
26:00 <faux> is thatgood
26:00 <Doodle> ye
26:00 <faux> woo
26:00 <faux> go HDWNIF
26:00 <Doodle> thats his middle name
26:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Doodle> Daniel Hdwnif Ricciardo
27:00 <faux> mmm
27:00 <faux> Christina ricciardo
27:00 <faux> i dig it
27:00 <Doodle> lol sucker
27:00 <faux> u
28:00 <faux> sometimes i wonder how i get so retarded.  i banged me cup on me toof and now its sore
28:00 <Doodle> o
28:00 <Doodle> oh i do that all the time
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> can't even drink properly
29:00 <Doodle> do u have a drinking problem
29:00 <faux> ehehh
29:00 <faux> ye dad
29:00 <Doodle> lol its from flying high
29:00 <Doodle> the movie
29:00 <faux> o
29:00 <faux> the doodles life
29:00 <Doodle> every time the dude drinks he puts the glass up to his forehead
29:00 <Doodle> and tells ppl he has a drinking problem
29:00 <faux> o ye
30:00 <faux> its weirdly quiet outside
30:00 <faux> no cars no kids screaming
30:00 <faux> am i dead
31:00 <faux> test
31:00 <Doodle> hello
31:00 <faux> oh god im dead
31:00 <faux> oh ohew
31:00 <faux> hi
31:00 <Doodle> hi
31:00 <faux> ok enhoy shower 
31:00 <faux> im gonna go finish this ep
31:00 <faux> z
31:00 <faux> :*
31:00 <Doodle> o/
40:00 <TheRiddler> ughh
40:00 <TheRiddler> nap unsucessful
51:00 <TheRiddler> are you the real Bass`babe85
51:00 <Bass`babe85> yes
51:00 <Bass`babe85> why
51:00 <TheRiddler> what day is your birthday
51:00 <Bass`babe85> why would i say that in main
51:00 <TheRiddler> someone has been impersonating you
51:00 <Bass`babe85> cool story bro
52:00 <dematerialised> of course it's an impersonator
52:00 <Bass`babe85> same as your bday
52:00 <dematerialised> kids got nothign better to do
52:00 <Bass`babe85> pebblz is a loser
52:00 <pebblz> meelies ttz
52:00 <British^Meat> well well well
53:00 <TheRiddler> ok it's the real 1
53:00 <Bass`babe85> hey dan
53:00 <Bass`babe85> how r u
53:00 <British^Meat> look who came crawling back
53:00 <Bass`babe85> fuck up
54:00 <pebblz> hah its mel
54:00 <pebblz> hey mel
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <pebblz> remember me ol johnny boy
54:00 <Bass`babe85> ur a loser
54:00 <Bass`babe85> pedo scum
54:00 <pebblz> its me joel
54:00 <Bass`babe85> i know
54:00 <Bass`babe85> loser pedo
54:00 <pebblz> that doesnt sound like you mel
55:00 <Bass`babe85> it is lol
55:00 <pebblz> shouldn't you be carying for your irc children?
55:00 <TheRiddler> joel has a collection of pebbles flintstone porn
55:00 <Bass`babe85> fuck off u pedo cunt
55:00 <pebblz> fuck off TheRiddler
55:00 <pebblz> chin ya cunt
55:00 <pebblz> smash ya fukin head in
55:00 <Bass`babe85> loser junkie
55:00 <pebblz> k brb
55:00 <Bass`babe85> ill fuckin curb stomp u
56:00 <Serenity> who is pretending to be mel
56:00 <pebblz> its not mel
56:00 <faux> idk or care 
56:00 <dematerialised> "pedo cunt"
56:00 <pebblz> its prob john
56:00 <Serenity> thats what i just siad you spastic
56:00 <Serenity> its not john.
56:00 <pebblz> brb
56:00 <faux> go already
56:00 <faux> fuck
56:00 <Clarkson> send Pink_Pearl  pics of your penis then she can confirm to the rest of the channel.
57:00 <TheRiddler> it's the real mel
57:00 <dematerialised> its not
57:00 <dematerialised> stop being a spastic
57:00 <TheRiddler> mel knows we share the same birthday
57:00 <faux> i thought it was only cos shes the only person that calls British^Meat dan
57:00 <amelia> why the fuck when my friend is really upset, do i laff
57:00 <amelia> i don't find it funny at all
57:00 <faux> cos your heart is as black as me nails
58:00 <TheRiddler> you're a ameanlia
58:00 <TheRiddler> :p
58:00 <amelia> yet i can't stop laffing
58:00 <amelia> black nails is pretty
58:00 <faux> ur face is pretty
58:00 <amelia> oh gosh
58:00 <TheRiddler> dress up as a goth loli
58:00 <faux> meelies i have new show for u
59:00 <amelia> i would never dress as goth plus i am blonde
59:00 <amelia> oh yay wot issit
00:00 <Serenity> people laugh to hide feeling uncomfortable
00:00 <Serenity> its quite 'normal'
00:00 <faux> its called 60 days in
00:00 <amelia> i hate when she cries
00:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason I laugh at ppl crying too
00:00 <Serenity> i hate when anyone cries
00:00 <amelia> wot are you meant to say i di
01:00 <amelia> I already started watching that faux
01:00 <amelia> I'm 4 eps in i think
01:00 <faux> YAY
01:00 <amelia> and i luff it
01:00 <faux> im up to ep8
01:00 <faux> omg good
01:00 <amelia> mayo recommended it haha
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <faux> gross
01:00 <Serenity> i get angry when people cry and i dont really know why
01:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAH
01:00 <TheRiddler> 60 days in a butt
01:00 <amelia> ita super good i fuckin hate Robert
01:00 <Doodle> .
01:00 <faux> ME TOO
01:00 <amelia> he kind of reminds me of Skirmish haha
01:00 <faux> HES A FUCK
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <faux> and tami
02:00 <amelia> I don't hate Skirmish tho
02:00 <faux> zac is my fave i luff him
02:00 <amelia> you dun like Tami?
02:00 <faux> no
02:00 <TheRiddler> doodle did you just buy a ford territory too
02:00 <amelia> yah Zac is cool
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <faux> shes annoying 
02:00 <amelia> plus has a cool name
02:00 <faux> i like maryum
02:00 <amelia> gosh Robert make me soso angry
02:00 <TheRiddler> wait did skirmish got a territory or a ranger
02:00 <faux> i got robot watching too
03:00 <amelia> i hope he get buttraped
03:00 <faux> me too
03:00 <faux> "hes got a tight bootie'
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <robot> whqat
03:00 <robot> if amelias watching it im not watching it
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <faux> we're talking about 60 days in
03:00 <faux> lolllll
03:00 <amelia> I reckon they took him to the hole like on purpose
03:00 <faux> shut up
03:00 <faux> yeah scripted drama
03:00 <amelia> whatever they call it
03:00 <amelia> no i reckon to get rid of him
03:00 <TheRiddler> what is it about?
03:00 <amelia> without blowing his cover
04:00 <amelia> cos he fuckin useless
04:00 <robot> its about a cat getting a job as a CEO
04:00 <TheRiddler> I'd watch that
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <robot> adventures of business cat.
04:00 <faux> 7 innpcent people are put in jail 
04:00 <faux> voluntarily
04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
04:00 <faux> to spy on yhe inmates and guards
04:00 <faux> meelies u know theyre getting pa8d $60k
05:00 <faux> paid 
05:00 <thestig> faux hi
05:00 <TheRiddler> is it like that experiment that went wrong
05:00 <faux> hobo 
05:00 <faux> uh
05:00 <faux> hiii (
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> except all fake
05:00 <faux> didnt mean to call u a hobo
05:00 <Moist> I didn't get a territory or a ranger. I drive a lancer. 
05:00 <faux> how r u stiggy
05:00 <pebblz> its not mel
05:00 <Moist> VROOM VROOM
06:00 <TheRiddler> eek
06:00 <GoldSpade> ayy
06:00 <faux> bee
06:00 <TheRiddler> see
06:00 <faux> dee
07:00 <TheRiddler> you're meant to say the D
07:00 <robot> yeh n barbra is toothy
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
07:00 <GoldSpade> aha
07:00 <thestig> good faux hows u
07:00 <faux> good tenks
07:00 <robot> whos doin an apple pie
07:00 <robot> me i am cool
07:00 <faux> take pix
07:00 <TheRiddler> like warm apple
07:00 <dematerialised> ne1 doin a robbery?
07:00 <TheRiddler> american pie
07:00 <faux> lollll
07:00 <amelia> you always got aplz pie
08:00 <Doodle> i'm doin a shave
08:00 <TheRiddler> robot is the pie fucker
08:00 <robot> 2 times = always 4 amelia
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ann Lee - Two Times.mp3 (3.45MB 128kbps Stereo 3:46)
08:00 <faux> its def been more than w
08:00 <faux> 2
08:00 <robot> no its 2
08:00 <dematerialised> nah im with robot
08:00 <dematerialised> it's two
08:00 <faux> ur 2
08:00 <dematerialised> i've been keeping track
08:00 <faux> 2 idiets
08:00 <faux> hahahahahahhahh
08:00 <faux> haahaha
08:00 <dematerialised> your face is 2 idiet
08:00 <faux> haha.
08:00 <robot> its like if u went to spain twice in ur whole life amelia would be goin omg robot ur always goin2  spain
08:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <TheRiddler> 2 x at once
09:00 <amelia> stop apple pieing all da time
09:00 <amelia> makes me hungy
09:00 <robot> no y should i
09:00 <robot> i like it
09:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would take two star pickets to the face at once TheRiddler
09:00 <robot> well ur welcome to come get some
09:00 <faux> shane
09:00 <faux> dont be rude
09:00 <TheRiddler> what should I cook with my chicken parmies
09:00 <faux> veggies
09:00 <amelia> chips
09:00 <faux> no.
09:00 <faux> steamed veg
09:00 <amelia> fat chips
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh I dont have chips
09:00 <faux> good
10:00 <amelia> go get some
10:00 <amelia> big bulky chips
10:00 <robot> bacon
10:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to do salad
10:00 <mrwuf> anytime a host mask doesn't end with *.com.au or *.net.au theres a high probability its a proxy and typically not worth engaging 
10:00 <amelia> oranges
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <faux> ty mr
10:00 <faux> wuf
10:00 <amelia> thnx 4 da tip wuf pal
10:00 <dematerialised> mrwuf professor irc
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <mrwuf> ayy lmao
10:00 <TheRiddler> what's the time mr wuf
10:00 <robot> me peen is pokin out my boxers rgain
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <amelia> yux
10:00 <robot> i cant contain it sometimes it wont stay
11:00 <faux> i wish i had a dollar for everytime u typed that
11:00 <amelia> rgain
11:00 <faux> id have like $16
11:00 <robot> maybe u could go 2 spain
11:00 <TheRiddler> dont you know that game
11:00 <dematerialised> my host mask ends in .com because i run a small business selling online goods
11:00 <amelia> she always in Spain
11:00 <dematerialised> and i am based in the us
11:00 <faux> i cant stop doin little poots
11:00 <dematerialised> yeah i have been farting all day
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's a kids game like red light green light
11:00 <faux> think i need more socks
12:00 <dematerialised> started when i pooped before bed last night
12:00 <dematerialised> been like a trumpet ever since
12:00 <faux> oh
12:00 <dematerialised> prrrrrt
12:00 <faux> BuTT TRuMPeT
12:00 <dematerialised> hehe
12:00 <TheRiddler> they call that dubstep
12:00 <emuls> poop flute
13:00 <faux> floot
13:00 <dematerialised> poot
13:00 <dematerialised> hehe the poot flute
14:00 <robot> hey emuls
14:00 <robot> how you doin
14:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJbKZWky6O0
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord feat. Lady Gaga feat. Psy Views: 10 Uploader: MagicHero Uploaded: Jun 12, 2016 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 5.00
17:00 <robot> Maurice \o
17:00 <robot> Serenityo/
17:00 <GoldSpade> what happend to pullcock
17:00 <emuls> hey robot
17:00 <dematerialised> who cares
17:00 <emuls> oh you know
17:00 <emuls> bloated
18:00 <emuls> waiting for exit day
18:00 <emuls> you?
18:00 <Serenity> robutt
19:00 <robot> :)
19:00 <Serenity> everyone here is eating ice cream and i want to stab them in the temples
20:00 <Maurice> This chick on Family Feud called her son Chandler because her husbands last name is Bing..
20:00 <Serenity> im watching friends rn
20:00 <pebblz> lol
21:00 <robot> ne1 got contraband 2nite
21:00 <pebblz> if you mean weed and boubon yes
21:00 <pebblz> black douglas tonight for me
21:00 <Serenity> i have a bottle of cold water
21:00 <Serenity> go me
22:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/Qno7Dg1.jpg
22:00 <pebblz> you aint living Serenity
22:00 <Serenity> oh
22:00 <Serenity> thats a shame
22:00 <Maurice> I've got pine orange juice
22:00 <emuls> i have coca cola
22:00 <dematerialised> i have high blood pressure
22:00 <emuls> pretty exciting
22:00 <emuls> that's no good dematerialised 
23:00 <emuls> you need some grapefruit uice
23:00 <robot> well then
23:00 <robot> u should just stop havin high blood pressure
23:00 <faux> CaPTaiN MaPLeS
23:00 <dematerialised> i want to robot but i like it too much
23:00 <Serenity> i have low bp lets mix out bp to get two normal ones
23:00 <robot> faux u got any contraband 2nite?
23:00 <faux> nah
23:00 <dematerialised> solid plan Serenity
23:00 <faux> u watching ep 8?
23:00 <robot> r u doin ne commissary
23:00 <robot> ye
23:00 <Serenity> im pre sure we have to connect genitals to do this tho
23:00 <faux> dee
23:00 <faux> hehe
23:00 <mrwuf> grapefruit juice + scotch whiskey is ron burgandys scotchy schotchy scotch drink
24:00 <dematerialised> i'll have to check with my GP to see if thats ok Serenity
24:00 <dematerialised> but i think it should be ok
24:00 <Serenity> haha
25:00 <dematerialised> oh thats right i never sent you any of those photos
25:00 <Moist> Do you have a cpap machine dematerialised? 
25:00 <dematerialised> why would i have a cpap machine?
25:00 <Serenity> :S
25:00 <robot> 4 ur high blood pressure
25:00 <robot> LOL
25:00 <pebblz> he has a cock
25:00 <Serenity> im confused
26:00 <dematerialised> isnt a cpap machine for people who stop breathing in their sleep?
26:00 <Moist> Just asking ... 
26:00 <Moist> Yes. 
26:00 <Serenity> yes lol
26:00 <dematerialised> what does that have to do with high blood pressure
26:00 <dematerialised> :/
26:00 <Serenity> sleep aponea
26:00 <Serenity> or premature babies
26:00 <faux> aPoNea
26:00 <Moist> Nothing ... I didn't say anything about high blood pressure. I was asking if you had used a cpap machine. 
26:00 <dematerialised> ok... thanks taco
27:00 <mrwuf> of course ron probably uses cocaine and grapefruit contains that enzyme that stops liver from metabolising intoxicants so the duration increases
27:00 <Moist> I wasn't even aware of a blood pressure conversation. Wasn't watching. 
27:00 <faux> yum i want tacos 
27:00 <Serenity> ffs why is awolf back
27:00 <Serenity> why god why
27:00 <Moist> People get so touchy when you ask them a question. 
27:00 <robot> Moist why would you ask dematerialised if he has a cpap machine
27:00 <Serenity> because its weird Moist you know its weird stop pretending its not
27:00 <faux> ask me one
28:00 <robot> faux ill ask u 1
28:00 <faux> ask me if im doin poos
28:00 <robot> if u want
28:00 <faux> k
28:00 <mrwuf> why does serenity need ops in order to chat is it because she's so obnoxious that without power no one respects her
28:00 <robot> oh
28:00 <robot> no thats what i was gonna ask
28:00 <faux> oh
28:00 <robot> ./
28:00 <faux> wow
28:00 <faux> twins
28:00 <faux> call me fauxbot
28:00 <Serenity> dont project your insecurities onto me mrwuf
28:00 <pebblz> mrwuf is a loser
28:00 <Moist> How the fuck is it weird? It's a cpap machine it's not an assisted shitting pump. 
28:00 <robot> no
28:00 <Serenity> no one cares about my ops you're legit the only one who does
28:00 <robot> last time i called u fauxbot u got soo mad
28:00 <dematerialised> hi sezz
28:00 <dematerialised> oh
28:00 <dematerialised> hello Serenity
28:00 <Serenity> plz respekt me
28:00 <dematerialised> how are you
28:00 <faux> wait that didnt happen
28:00 <dematerialised> i respect you now
29:00 <Serenity> phew
29:00 <Serenity> ty
29:00 <dematerialised> np np
29:00 <robot> r e s p e k c i know what it means to me
29:00 <pebblz> mrwuf she is better than you cunt
29:00 <Clarkson> its fucking Anthony R******
29:00 <pebblz> ill bash ya
29:00 <mrwuf> you have the problem with me remember, to me your just another ham beast compensating for your lack of self control by dominating others in a virtual kingdom
29:00 <Serenity> no one is better than anyone
29:00 <Serenity> thats his problem
29:00 <dematerialised> mrwuf i think you take irc far too seriously
29:00 <Serenity> he has an inferiority complex and projects at me about it like its my problem
29:00 <robot> faux
29:00 <robot> did u pray 4 me @ dinner
29:00 <pebblz> thats wrong
30:00 <Serenity> ooooh ham beast
30:00 <mrwuf> hows this for caring
30:00 <TheRiddler> drugs you mean
30:00 <Serenity> fat joeks
30:00 <pebblz> jesus is better than you all
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <dematerialised> that was easy
30:00 <Serenity> the best part about when they call me fatty names is
30:00 <Serenity> im not all that fat anymore hehehe
30:00 <dematerialised> HaMBeaST
30:00 <pebblz> you are fat t hough
30:00 <robot> lol
30:00 <pebblz> fatter than me
30:00 <Serenity> except im not
30:00 <robot> she's not
30:00 <pebblz> and im fat
30:00 <Serenity> dude im way smaller than u
30:00 <pebblz> too much chips n gravty
30:00 <Serenity> no offense
30:00 <pebblz> you are fat just admit it
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah i've seen the pics joel
31:00 <Serenity> nope
31:00 <dematerialised> you're a fatty fat fat
31:00 <Serenity> cause i worked my arse off not to be
31:00 <robot> pebblz have you considered necking yourself today
31:00 <pebblz> no robot why would i do that?
31:00 <TheRiddler> joel is not fat he's just covered in grease
31:00 <pebblz> Serenity is covered in cum
31:00 <dematerialised> that's the grease oozing out of his pores
31:00 <Serenity> not today im not
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <dematerialised> you could light his forehead on fire and stay warm for a week
32:00 <TheRiddler> I have not once seen a woman completely coverded in cum
32:00 <Serenity> i wonder what kind of self control i lack
32:00 <Serenity> i feel like ive got pretty good self control
32:00 <faux> LOL ROBOT
32:00 <dematerialised> i severely doubt that TheRiddler
32:00 <faux> i lold at that too
32:00 <TheRiddler> must not be searching correctly
32:00 <faux> can i say a prayer.
32:00 <TheRiddler> only fake cum
32:00 <robot> lolll
32:00 <faux> no u dont have time for that.
32:00 <Clarkson> [04:05:38] booty bitches
32:00 <robot> did u pray 4 me @ dinner
32:00 <robot> BEEEP
32:00 <faux> rofl
33:00 <faux> wow ur not fat behind
33:00 <robot> oh
33:00 <faux> far&
33:00 <Serenity> you say covered in cum like its something bad
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <robot> ye i been workin out
33:00 <faux> lmaoo
33:00 <faux> what min u at
33:00 <robot> 26
33:00 <faux> NURSE CHOW WE NEED NURSE CHOW
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh joel got silenced
33:00 <dematerialised> joel is in the naughty corner
33:00 <Serenity> think hes having a pipe m8
33:00 <dematerialised> so he can think about what he has done
34:00 <TheRiddler> joel the brother of waiting for a m8
34:00 <dematerialised> Serenity i have voice and you don't, does this mean you are not respecting me
34:00 <Serenity> that guy legit looks like marko
34:00 <dematerialised> does this mean i am in control of this virtual kingdom
34:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it is
34:00 <Serenity> yes dematerialised
34:00 <Serenity> you are king
34:00 <dematerialised> fuck yeah
34:00 <Serenity> of the irc
35:00 <MrMark>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             sexdy                                                my pee mmmmmmmy
35:00 <dematerialised> bow down before me you PEASANTS
35:00 <faux> no
35:00 <dematerialised> oh
35:00 <MrMark> oops
35:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
35:00 <dematerialised> ty <3
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> whqlecum
35:00 <dematerialised> whalecum
35:00 <robot> dematerialised when he got his plane http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wheres-your-plane-peasants.jpg
35:00 <dematerialised> exactly robot
37:00 <faux> dammit robot every time i see captain maples now i laugh 
37:00 <robot> i want my gf home plz
37:00 <faux> aww
37:00 <faux> soon!!
37:00 <robot> 3 weeks
37:00 <faux> yayyy
38:00 <robot> ye
38:00 <robot> i will miss u guise tho
38:00 <robot> except for pebblz
38:00 <faux> lolll
38:00 <robot> PIES READY
39:00 <faux> im ready to sleep and its not even 9
39:00 <faux> wtf
40:00 <faux> 39] <pebblz> hey can you unban me plz fauxxy
40:00 <faux> [20:39] <faux> ew no
40:00 <faux> [20:39] <pebblz> k ill ask sez
40:00 <faux> lollll
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <Serenity> umm
40:00 <faux> calls u sez like ur mates
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <faux> lolllllll
40:00 <Serenity> who banned him
40:00 <Serenity> i didnt even see that
40:00 <dematerialised> bonny put him in timeout
40:00 <faux> ninny 
40:00 <faux> uh
40:00 <Serenity> oh
40:00 <faux> bonny*
40:00 <dematerialised> lol ninny
40:00 <dematerialised> ninnybonny
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Serenity> hes not so bad i dunno he doesnt bother me that much
41:00 <Serenity> im still laughing at awolf
41:00 <faux> i prefer awolf 
41:00 <faux> to pebblz.
41:00 <faux> yux
41:00 <dematerialised> i prefer when neither of them were here
41:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <robot> LOL
42:00 <robot> NURSE CHOW WE NEED NURSE CHOW
43:00 <faux> lmaoooo
43:00 <robot> nurse chow says its not scabies
44:00 <faux> phew
44:00 <faux> i love how theyre best mates now
44:00 <robot> lollll yeah
44:00 <robot> seems scripted sometimes but i dont see how it could be
44:00 <robot> unless theyre all actos
44:00 <robot> actors
45:00 <faux> yeah some bits are super scooted 
45:00 <faux> .
45:00 <faux> scripted
45:00 <Serenity> fucking christ im still getting likes n shit on that target post
45:00 <Serenity> ENOUGH ALREADY
45:00 <robot> no no im pre sure they r super scooted
45:00 <faux> unfollow notifications?
45:00 <Serenity> that doesnt work when its your post
45:00 <robot> <pebblz> fuck u cunt
45:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck youre funny.
46:00 <robot> we can jus chat n here thx pebbz
46:00 <Serenity> he has been put on time out by bonny lol
46:00 <Serenity> he cant talk
46:00 <faux> brb pee
46:00 <robot> exactly Serenity
46:00 <robot> we can just chat in here.
47:00 <Serenity> oh i see
47:00 <Serenity> soz
47:00 <Serenity> who wants to let me boss them around because I lack self control
47:00 <Serenity> I need an outlet
47:00 <robot> sure
47:00 <robot> go 4 it
48:00 <Serenity> go make me coffee robot
48:00 <Serenity> now
48:00 <robot> ok Serenity
48:00 <Serenity> and then massage my back
48:00 <Serenity> excellent I feel much better now
48:00 <Serenity> ty
51:00 <dematerialised> tell ya what i could do with a back rub
51:00 <dematerialised> and/or steamroller
51:00 <Serenity> i dont really like massages
52:00 <Serenity> i like the idea of it but i hate it being done
52:00 <robot> i got me apple pie
52:00 <robot> yw Serenity
52:00 <robot> LOLLLLLL robert wants to go to hospital coz hes constipated
54:00 <robot> Barbra, a military wife, feels the strain of being away from her family.
58:00 <robot> bonbonnn
01:00 <Tiggier> the parmies are in the oven
01:00 <robot> nite all
05:00 <Moist> I made the best crispy sausages tonight. 
06:00 <Serenity> mmm ive been craving sausages
08:00 <nubbymcnu> pregnant?
08:00 <Moist> Now I need to have a salted caramel mars bar ice cream ... again. 
08:00 <Serenity> no im not pregnant.. people can want food without being fucking pregnant
09:00 <Doodle> ooo hormonal too
09:00 <nubbymcnu> a likely story
09:00 <Doodle> def preggo
09:00 <Serenity> Doodle
09:00 <dematerialised> with quadruplets
09:00 <Serenity> I will end your life
09:00 <Doodle> ^_^
09:00 <Doodle> can u end me blue balls
09:00 <Serenity> i had an ultrasound on wednesday
09:00 <Serenity> my uterus is empty
09:00 <Doodle> lmao
12:00 <Moist> Empty like your SOUL Doodle. 
12:00 <Doodle> my soul isnt empty
12:00 <nubbymcnu> does it make echo sounds like a cave?
12:00 <Serenity> probably wanna give it a try?
13:00 <nubbymcnu> have you invited the vienna boy's choir in for a performance to test out the acoustics?
13:00 <Doodle> yes but they didnt sing
13:00 <nubbymcnu> i hear they make a nom nom nom sound real good
22:00 <TheRiddler> parmies are done
23:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/world/hostages-holed-up-in-nightclub-shooting-in-orlando-florida/news-story/742116958ff82954189c3a25a60c7bd1 
23:00 <Serenity> did you make real parmies or did you buy premade ones
23:00 <dematerialised> aa-murrrrr-i-caaaaaaa
23:00 <Serenity> FUCK YEAH
23:00 <TheRiddler> well I bought the snitchels and did them up
23:00 <Serenity> ah right
23:00 <TheRiddler> err
24:00 <TheRiddler> snitchzels
25:00 <dematerialised> man, america is weird, they have towns that are owned by private companies
26:00 <amelia> did someome say schnitzel
26:00 <dematerialised> no
26:00 <amelia> o
26:00 <Serenity> lool amelia has schnitzel on highlight
26:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <amelia> don't act like you don't too
27:00 <Serenity> :(
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <amelia> i knew it
27:00 <Skirmish> ERMAGERD why does lizzy want to give up her child! 
27:00 <amelia> lizzy mguire
27:00 <TheRiddler> aschnitzelia
27:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would give up your life
27:00 <Skirmish> lizzy in the blacklist. 
28:00 <amelia> NO SPOILERS
28:00 <Skirmish> OK! *zips mouth*
28:00 <TheRiddler> lizzy mguiare > hannah montana?
28:00 <Skirmish> What happened to us dematerialised. I thought we were frenz. 
28:00 <TheRiddler> -a
29:00 <dematerialised> i don't have friends
29:00 <TheRiddler> he's angry at everyone because aheartbreakia rejected him
29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
29:00 <dematerialised> excuse me
29:00 <dematerialised> i dumped amelia
29:00 <Skirmish> You make me cry demat, errytiem. 
30:00 <Skirmish> faux: Have you seen a show called Lucifer? 
30:00 <amelia> lets get one thing straight
30:00 <amelia> i don't get dumped
30:00 <TheRiddler> dumpling
30:00 <dematerialised> i left her standing at the altar
30:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I've seen a pic of amelia. You would put up with a LOT before you considered breaking it off. 
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah
31:00 <dematerialised> as you can imagine it wasn't easy
31:00 <dematerialised> but it had to be done
31:00 <amelia> I'm a very nice gf its jus other people i am rude to
31:00 <TheRiddler> would you get annoyed if someone called you little dumpling
31:00 <amelia> like dis one time, i made him toast for dinner
31:00 <Skirmish> amelia is the type that dates very manly men I think. 
31:00 <amelia> dat was a pretty nice thing to do for someone
32:00 <TheRiddler> toasty
32:00 <amelia> i had to smack him over the head with a frypan when he overcooked my eggs by 3 seconds tho
32:00 <amelia> fuckin idiot
32:00 <TheRiddler> ameliatality
32:00 <dematerialised> look i've never cooked eggs before ok
32:00 <dematerialised> i have to learn somehow
32:00 <Skirmish> Someone linked a picture of the Mountain from game of thrones and his gf earlier today. First thing that entered my head was that her vagina would be rekt. 
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <TheDarkTruth> that's the only way some people will learn, amelia... 
32:00 <dematerialised> i could do without the domestic violence
33:00 <amelia> agreed TheDarkTruth
33:00 <amelia> its not domestic violence you drama queen
33:00 <amelia> its me teaching you how to cook ok
33:00 <amelia> ffs you never listen
33:00 <dematerialised> its ok i didn't hurt anyway
33:00 <dematerialised> because you are weak
33:00 <amelia> i will box your big head off
34:00 <amelia> clean off
34:00 <dematerialised> fight me
34:00 <dematerialised> right now
34:00 <amelia> can we reschedule
34:00 <Skirmish> She is going to put her right foot on your left ear dematerialised. 
34:00 <amelia> i am all up in bed with ma hot choc
34:00 <dematerialised> ok that seems resonable
34:00 <amelia> agreed
36:00 <johninja> she's sick her pitty on ya
36:00 <dematerialised> thats ok i would defeat it with a cuddle
36:00 <johninja> you can go to jail for a few years for tha apparently
37:00 <dematerialised> oh this time i mean an actual cuddle
37:00 <dematerialised> not a cuddle
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <amelia> she staffy not pit bull
37:00 <johninja> i meant putting your dogs on someone
37:00 <johninja> thats what they all say tbh
37:00 <dematerialised> oh
37:00 <dematerialised> right
37:00 <dematerialised> i bet she is harmless just like amelia
37:00 <amelia> and the worst she would do would be pounce and lick his face off
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <partay> how is it Sun night already?
38:00 <amelia> yah she looks tough & mean but she's really jus a big cuddly kissy sook
38:00 <partay> jesus
39:00 <TheRiddler> the chicken parmies were a success
39:00 <amelia> yummmmmm
39:00 <TheRiddler> now I can cook them for amelia :p
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> every time i hear the russian anthem
39:00 <dematerialised> a tear comes to my eye
40:00 <amelia> I require 7x parmigianas pls
40:00 <amelia> as entrée
40:00 <dematerialised> stebie is racist, but here goes
40:00 <dematerialised> для отечества!
40:00 <dematerialised> ...
40:00 <dematerialised> i live!
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk this is the anthem
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Russian Dancing Men : animated music video : MrWeebl Views: 8,118,150 Uploader: Weebl's Stuff Uploaded: Nov 17, 2010 Duration: 1m33s Rating: 4.82
40:00 <amelia> wots for dessert
40:00 <TheRiddler> applie pie
40:00 <TheRiddler> -i
41:00 <TheRiddler> WE'RE RUSSIAN DANCING MEN
41:00 <amelia> just 1x apple pie?
41:00 <dematerialised> dont you dare have more than one
41:00 <TheRiddler> we are Russian men and we
41:00 <TheRiddler> Start playing cs go at 3
41:00 <TheRiddler> while on dust 2 we spam "Rush B"
41:00 <TheRiddler> And if we lose we say "Gg"﻿
42:00 <partay> counter terrorists win
42:00 <amelia> WoT You GoNNa Do aBouT iT
42:00 <TheRiddler> they're snack pies
42:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer apple crumble
42:00 <johninja> lol all russians got banned from 4chan the other day to stop a DDOS attack
42:00 <johninja> think they are welcome back now tho
42:00 <dematerialised> russians should be banned from everything
42:00 <dematerialised> and china
42:00 <emuls> nah
42:00 <emuls> china's ok
43:00 <amelia> apple crumble any day over apple pies
43:00 <johninja> yeah i wouldn't complain if they got kicked from my chess server
43:00 <johninja> they don't make mistake
43:00 <emuls> mmm
43:00 <emuls> home made apple crumble
43:00 <amelia> ffs guys we are discussing desserts here seriously
43:00 <emuls> with double thick cream
43:00 <amelia> & custards
43:00 <dematerialised> we've moved on amelia
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> emuls plain
43:00 <johninja> what can you make from potato and cabbege
43:00 <amelia> why is demat grumpy tonight
43:00 <johninja> is no desert
43:00 <amelia> did his swooshy pants rip or something
43:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <dematerialised> i will swoosh you in a minute
44:00 <johninja> he needs to have a wank 
44:00 <emuls> i'd like a strawberry custard danish
44:00 <amelia> mos def
44:00 <amelia> Ohhhhhh yum
44:00 <emuls> i used to get the best ones ever from flinders street station
44:00 <dematerialised> i will have you know i've wanked twice today
44:00 <amelia> i like lemon desserts
44:00 <emuls> in the foyer area
44:00 <johninja> sheesh
44:00 <emuls> they did good coffee too
44:00 <emuls> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
44:00 <amelia> lemon meringue
45:00 <amelia> lemon tart ohhg
45:00 <TheRiddler> lemon merainge pie
45:00 <TheRiddler> err
45:00 <TheRiddler> or that
45:00 <amelia> YUM
45:00 <TheRiddler> I like lemon desserts too
45:00 <dematerialised> by Lenin's mortal soul!
46:00 <partay> where's picard.. He usually shares his hobo porn with me 
46:00 <Skirmish> Trotsky!
46:00 <TheRiddler> I want to try to make a sweet lime meringue pie
46:00 <Serenity> I want a lamington
46:00 <Serenity> with cream n jam
46:00 <dematerialised> me too
46:00 <Serenity> whats a lamington -- kate
46:00 <emuls> a cream bun would be nice
46:00 <emuls> or a good scone with cream and raspberry jam
46:00 <Serenity> yummo
46:00 <emuls> and a nice cuppa
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> you are havinks a vast abundance of plans vasili
47:00 <johninja> an ied vovo
47:00 <dematerialised> da! that is the adrenaline or possibly the vodkas!
47:00 <johninja> haha
48:00 <johninja> WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING! 
49:00 <dematerialised> OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM 
49:00 <dematerialised> ok thats a lot of caps
49:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... 
50:00 <Serenity> umm
50:00 <TheRiddler> I tried tw: warhammer johninja
50:00 <johninja> you liking it?
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's ok
50:00 <TheRiddler> needs more fantasy units tho
50:00 <johninja> im gonna wait for a bit
51:00 <TheRiddler> like griffins and dragons
51:00 <dematerialised> it is comedy vlad who is wearing the women's underwear!
51:00 <TheRiddler> etc
51:00 <johninja> yeah there is gonna be a few expansions
52:00 <johninja> i think 3-4 at least
52:00 <TheRiddler> cool
52:00 <johninja> wood elves are me faves
52:00 <TheRiddler> atm it's just like other total war games
52:00 <johninja> they aren't even in it as far as i know
52:00 <TheRiddler> nope
53:00 <TheRiddler> just chaos, empire, orks, undead
53:00 <johninja> yeh
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh and dwarves
53:00 <johninja> dwarves
54:00 <TheRiddler> I suspect high elves will be next
54:00 <johninja> yeah
56:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/SbC04XV
56:00 <johninja> i'm playing Thea: The awakening rn
56:00 <amelia> dis crack me up
56:00 <johninja> haha
56:00 <TheRiddler> is that you as a cat? :p
56:00 <partay> 20 dead
57:00 <partay> USA USA USA 
57:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
57:00 <johninja> yeah at a gay club tho
57:00 <johninja> some people are gonna have a hard time excplianing how that happened
57:00 <partay> 70 cops cars turned up 
57:00 <partay> wtf
57:00 <dematerialised> yeah, i mean who would want to shoot up a gay club
57:00 <johninja> it was just down the road from where that singer got shot man
58:00 <partay> yep same city
58:00 <President_Trump> i could seriously do with a LOLlaby
58:00 <johninja> 4 blocks or something
58:00 <TheRiddler> which 1?
58:00 <Skirmish> jilted lover for sure. 
58:00 <partay> grimmie 
58:00 <johninja> it's cia trained assasins
58:00 <johninja> thats my guess
58:00 <TheRiddler> sow dissent in the masses
59:00 <TheRiddler> discent*
59:00 <johninja> i think you had it right the first time
59:00 <TheRiddler> descent
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <johninja> thats climbing down
59:00 <amelia> HAHA
59:00 <TheRiddler> ahh yes
59:00 <partay> johninja the grammar professor 
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> they both sound too similar
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <partay> speaking of nailing 
00:00 <TheRiddler> what better way to tear society apart by shooting a specific group
01:00 <TheRiddler> next they shoot up that baptist church
01:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
01:00 <partay> westboro
01:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
02:00 <partay> yah
02:00 <partay> im surprised someone hasnt sniped them
02:00 <TheRiddler> worse than scientology
02:00 <faux> ty ash
02:00 <partay> worse then the catholic church
02:00 <partay> Floss sammich me 
02:00 <TheRiddler> because atleast scientology atleast doesn't preach hate
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
03:00 <partay> just extort 
03:00 <TheRiddler> the parmies were good faux
03:00 <TheRiddler> btw
04:00 <faux> yummy
04:00 <faux> i made parm last night
04:00 <faux> was delish
04:00 <dematerialised> i need to poop
05:00 <TheRiddler> what did you get tonight
12:00 <faux> i didnt order anything tonight 
12:00 <faux> :o
12:00 <faux> i had a lot of leftovers
12:00 <faux> :')
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh
15:00 <TheRiddler> alright
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> ye
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> sometimes I cant just do straight leftovers
18:00 <TheRiddler> do you spruce them up too?
19:00 <faux> yeah eating stuff in a row is gay but i add stuff andndont eat things more than two days
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Clarkson> we play those cunts first
19:00 <Skirmish> Add Lucifer to your list of TV shows to watch if you haven't seen it already faux. 
20:00 <TheRiddler> I plan to watch lucifer too
20:00 <faux> what i s it
20:00 <Skirmish> It's a show about the devil, Lucifer who has quit hell to hang out on earth. 
20:00 <Floss> sounds interesting
21:00 <TheRiddler> he punishes law breakers
21:00 <faux> ok added it
21:00 <Maurice> Lol my mum was talking about that show yesterday
21:00 <Skirmish> All the bitches want to bang him. in the first episode he actually says to a woman 'we can go to pound town'. Instant fan. 
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's based on a comicbook
22:00 <President_Trump> fauxy whats a good tv series to watch
22:00 <faux> 60 days in
22:00 <faux> kgo
22:00 <Skirmish> Jerry Bruckheimer is the director. 
23:00 <nubbymcnu> i saw that show
24:00 <nubbymcnu> her dad dies in the end
24:00 <faux> .
24:00 <Skirmish> I think Johnny Depp is going to be the next a list star to kill himself. 
24:00 <President_Trump> we can only hope
24:00 <Floss> yes very possible
24:00 <Floss> hes looking pretty....face melty....
25:00 <Skirmish> ...
25:00 <Floss> he cant not be in some sort of costume
25:00 <amelia> 8.25pm
25:00 <Floss> otherwise he is a horror show
25:00 <amelia> its getting late
25:00 <Maurice> I don't think face melty means suicide
25:00 <faux> ty amelia 
25:00 <dematerialised> oh my
25:00 <dematerialised> is that the time
26:00 <amelia> np christina
26:00 <faux> hehe
26:00 <TheRiddler> 8.26 sounds so early
26:00 <dematerialised> i should probably put me work shirts in the washing machine
26:00 <TheRiddler> 8.25 even
26:00 <TheRiddler> also
27:00 <faux> aLSo
27:00 <amelia> i can't wait to go sleep
27:00 <amelia> what do you like better
27:00 <faux> me too
27:00 <faux> im ded
27:00 <amelia> food or sleep
27:00 <TheRiddler> I skipped eating the apple pie and ate some oreo chocolate
27:00 <amelia> its a tough one
27:00 <faux> toughest q of me life 
27:00 <Floss> or poop
27:00 <TheRiddler> yeah tough 1
27:00 <amelia> YUMM soso many sweets
27:00 <dematerialised> i like sleep the most
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <amelia> more than schnitzel?
27:00 <dematerialised> food i can do without
27:00 <Floss> i slept til 1:30 this arvo
27:00 <dematerialised> until i enter blissful eternal sleep
27:00 <faux> what
27:00 <faux> as if
28:00 <amelia> I think i would prob choose sleep too
28:00 <TheRiddler> same
28:00 <faux> can i eat whilec i sleep
28:00 <TheRiddler> unless you get bad dreams
28:00 <faux> ive been having the worst dreams
28:00 <faux> ever
28:00 <dematerialised> every night before i go to bed i pray for eternal rest
28:00 <Floss> i dreamed i had a washing machine the size of a bread maker
28:00 <Floss> and i was complaining about it
28:00 <TheRiddler> I dreamt that I was in the wild west
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <amelia> I watch too much Housewives of New York cos i dreamt of one of the characters last night
28:00 <faux> LOL
28:00 <faux> wild west 
29:00 <TheRiddler> yes
29:00 <faux> best dream ever
29:00 <Donald_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
29:00 <Floss> wiggy wiggy wild wild west
29:00 <Floss> WHEN I ROLL INTO THA
29:00 <TheRiddler> I had a redheaded adult daughter
29:00 <Floss> wild wild west
29:00 <TheRiddler> or some woman who just called me daddy
29:00 <faux> is Donald_Trump bretrunthamfidnna dell
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah
29:00 <faux> k
29:00 <faux> ty
30:00 <Floss> the what now
30:00 <faux> someone show me pix
30:00 <Donald_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <faux> lol i like how they understood me
30:00 <amelia> you dun wanna see his pic
30:00 <faux> and flossis like what.
30:00 <Floss> who is this orphan
30:00 <TheRiddler> pix of what
30:00 <amelia> disgusting
30:00 <faux> show me amelia
30:00 <amelia> i dun share pics
30:00 <Floss> i am confused
31:00 <TheRiddler> dell is like a less annoying mayo
31:00 <amelia> only videos of chris
31:00 <TheRiddler> :p
31:00 <amelia> kicking doorframes
31:00 <Donald_Trump> dell is top bloke
31:00 <Floss> its ok there is dried glue on my hands
31:00 <Floss> i am distracted
31:00 <dematerialised> he looks like the kind fo boy that would get his shins kicked at school
31:00 <faux> someone other than amelia show me brettintidnsmaad dell
31:00 <amelia> and kunny in hulk panties
31:00 <TheRiddler> hulk splash
31:00 <Floss> trump is a funny last name
32:00 <dematerialised> floss is a funny first name
32:00 <Floss> YOUR MUM IS
32:00 <President_Trump> amelia wont share wants to keep me to herself, understandable
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Floss> president hermph
32:00 <faux> frump
32:00 <Floss> clump
33:00 <TheRiddler> if you fuck joel would it be like fucking a fish?
33:00 <faux> mump
33:00 <Floss> dump
33:00 <Floss> lol donald dump
33:00 <Floss> has a nice ring to it
33:00 <Floss> giggity
33:00 <President_Trump> i have to get my SCHNITZEL out of the oven
33:00 <faux> o riiiiiite
33:00 <faux> President_Trump sing dematerialised a lullaby
33:00 <Floss> should i go
33:00 <TheRiddler> he's copying me
34:00 <Floss> ill show myself out
34:00 <TheRiddler> wait
34:00 <dematerialised> im going to ban the next person who says that
34:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <President_Trump> demat send me a cock pic and ill sing u a lullaby
34:00 <Clarkson> unless you post a cock 
34:00 <faux> pix Clarkson 
34:00 <Clarkson> mad shit that
34:00 <Floss> my zoom isnt that powerfull
34:00 <faux> o
34:00 <Floss> O NO SHE DIDNT
34:00 <TheRiddler> was the reason faux made parmy last night was too woo amelia too :p
34:00 <faux> what
34:00 <faux> her fave is schnitzel not parm
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol I'm joking
35:00 <amelia> no she woo's me wif reality tv
35:00 <Floss> i like beef
35:00 <dematerialised> everyone's getting some amelia action and im just sitting on the side like the cuck I am
35:00 <amelia> and holy fuck she knows me so well
35:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
35:00 <faux> also i dont wanna bone Amelia pls stop typing
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Floss> is it true if you eat a lot of carrot you become a carrot
35:00 <TheRiddler> yes
35:00 <faux> nah u get xray vision
35:00 <amelia> cos you a grumpy mofo tonight, got no swooshy pants and i dunno how to fix that for you
35:00 <dematerialised> aww
36:00 <TheRiddler> it was confirmed in blinky bill
36:00 <dematerialised> im not particularly grumpy i don't think
36:00 <faux> lolll swooshy pants
36:00 <Floss> i hae to poo but i want it to stay and build into a super poo
36:00 <faux> swhh swshh swshh swshhh
36:00 <Cath^> howdy
36:00 <dematerialised> aloha cath
36:00 <faux> Hello
36:00 <Floss> calm down cath
36:00 <faux> Bread.
36:00 <TheRiddler> hi Cath^
36:00 <TheRiddler> wait
36:00 <faux> WHY DO U KEEP TELLING US TO WAIT
37:00 <amelia> swshhh swshhh dis ma kitchen swshhh swshhh dis ma bathroom swsh swshhh dis ma courtyard but you cant see it cos flyscreen door
37:00 <TheRiddler> was Cath^ in philosophy?
37:00 <faux> rofl
37:00 <faux> swshh
37:00 <dematerialised> see thats why you make fun of me because you didnt get to see my courtyard
37:00 <TheRiddler> #philosophy
37:00 <Floss> is that the new name for it
37:00 <amelia> aaaahahhaaha
37:00 <Floss> ive got a clothesline in mine
37:00 <faux> firosofi
37:00 <dematerialised> hey they are lucky I was even wearing pants Floss
37:00 <Cath^> whoa nelly
37:00 <faux> did u show amelia ur butt yet demat
37:00 <dematerialised> no
37:00 <dematerialised> why would i do that
37:00 <faux> o
38:00 <Floss> my butt is so white
38:00 <faux> but its Cute
38:00 <Floss> ugh
38:00 <amelia> bare butt or in swooshy pants?
38:00 <faux> bare
38:00 <dematerialised> nah it was bare butt amelia
38:00 <Floss> wtf is swooshy pants
38:00 <amelia> i dun wanna see naked butt
38:00 <Floss> jesus...
38:00 <amelia> def not
38:00 <faux> y 
38:00 <dematerialised> yeah see
38:00 <faux> so rude
38:00 <dematerialised> me and amelia are not at that stage in our relationship
38:00 <dematerialised> she's not ready for it
38:00 <amelia> I can't stop laughing @ swooshy pants
38:00 <faux> i enjoy butts of all varieties
38:00 <Cath^> Skirmish...
38:00 <amelia> the only thing worse than irc butt is irc dick
38:00 <Clarkson> come on pussy 
38:00 <Floss> all i can think of is those pants that makes the kids look like theyve shit their pants
38:00 <Clarkson> [23:33:57] those people ruin youtube with that shit
39:00 <faux> have u seen doodles dong
39:00 <amelia> I like seeing people's faces
39:00 <amelia> not they bums
39:00 <faux> thats a magical irc dong
39:00 <dematerialised> Floss i made a walkthruogh video for my new place for amelia/faux/Serenity
39:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon NO
39:00 <faux> oh
39:00 <dematerialised> and my jeans were making swishy sounds
39:00 <Floss> oh hahaha
39:00 <dematerialised> and amelia laffed at it
39:00 <Floss> my husbands dong is the king of dongs
39:00 <amelia> to be fair didn't we all laff
39:00 <faux> pix
39:00 <amelia> or was it really jus me
39:00 <faux> u
39:00 <dematerialised> it was really just you
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <amelia> oh
40:00 <amelia> that sounds about right actually
40:00 <Floss> i dont think he would let me do pics
40:00 <faux> lollllll
40:00 <Floss> but it is a lovely willy
40:00 <dematerialised> i am fine with amelia laughing at swishy pants
40:00 <TheRiddler> he probably would
40:00 <dematerialised> i ahve brought joy to the world
40:00 <Floss> ha prob
40:00 <faux> he doesnt have to know
40:00 <amelia> the swishy pants were funny tho
40:00 <Floss> WAIT LIZ IT GETS BIGGER
40:00 <Floss> :D:D
40:00 <Floss> lol he would be scary into it
40:00 <amelia> very laffable
40:00 <faux> go on
41:00 <Floss> hes playing some game that looks weird
41:00 <dematerialised> can confirm Floss's man is hung like a shetland
41:00 <dematerialised> he sent me a cock pic not long ago
41:00 <TheRiddler> sakura dungeon?
41:00 <Floss> if i were high i would be flipping out on it
41:00 <dematerialised> hangon let me see if i can find it again
42:00 <Floss> oh so youre his secret lover
42:00 <Floss> he frightens the horses with it
42:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/O0fEI0F
42:00 <dematerialised> there we go
42:00 <TheRiddler> if he's fighting girls that their clothing get torn off when defeated
42:00 <emuls> -_-
42:00 <Floss> damn straight
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> emuls is like
42:00 <dematerialised> I HAVE BEEN CHEATED
43:00 <emuls> i was expecting like a micropenis picture
43:00 <faux> look im not gonna lie
43:00 <Floss> borderlands
43:00 <faux> those are some nice balls
43:00 <emuls> for ha has
43:00 <Floss> weirdest fkn game
43:00 <dematerialised> lol
43:00 <emuls> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> why is that pony indoors
43:00 <Floss> it has this stupid thing i wanna kill
43:00 <TheRiddler> and all shaved
43:00 <TheRiddler> under there
43:00 <Floss> its an albino
43:00 <faux> rofl is that th weirdest thing u found about that picture
43:00 <TheRiddler> oh borderlands
43:00 <Floss> i have to clean roos willy soon
43:00 <faux> giant horse cock. "why is he indoors"
43:00 <Floss> i bring a thermos and baby oil
44:00 <Floss> and we have a gay old time
44:00 <faux> ca u take pics
44:00 <Floss> yeah sure ill cover my hand in baby oil and horse cock then ill get my phone out
44:00 <dematerialised> i also have this pic of Floss trying to seduce me
44:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/E8uPZ0S
44:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
44:00 <Floss> youre keen as fuck in that pic look at those eyes
45:00 <Floss> you whore.
45:00 <dematerialised> ;)
45:00 <faux> hey how u doin lil mama let me whisper in yo ear
45:00 <Floss> i need to go to woolies and ask which sponge they would reccommend for cleaning a horse cock
45:00 <dematerialised> HAHA
47:00 <STINKFIST> hey babes
48:00 <STINKFIST> aren't you a piece of string?
49:00 <frayedknot> i'm afraid not
49:00 <STINKFIST> super cute every time :D
50:00 <frayedknot> why thanks
50:00 <STINKFIST> 没事！
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <STINKFIST> Sez la!
50:00 <STINKFIST> how goes it?
51:00 <frayedknot> according to google translate that means 'nothing'
51:00 <STINKFIST> correct
51:00 <frayedknot> Nothing!
51:00 <STINKFIST> best way to translate is basically 'its nothing' although 'its no thing' is even better
51:00 <faux> o
51:00 <faux> m
51:00 <faux> g
51:00 <faux> KYLE.
51:00 <STINKFIST> oh hey there Christina
52:00 <faux> i was literally saying i missed u the other day 
52:00 <Floss> i pulled some string out of my hair in the shower thismorning
52:00 <faux> howve you been
52:00 <Floss> like elastic
52:00 <frayedknot> Are you sure it wasn't Floss?
52:00 <dematerialised> *badoom tssh*
52:00 <Skirmish> Cath^ is going down ... down ... down ... down ... to pound town *gyrates hips in time with the music playing in my head*
52:00 <faux> ha ha
52:00 <Floss> OOO smartguy
52:00 <STINKFIST> :D
52:00 <TheRiddler> cath^ did you ever frequent a channel called #philosophy?
52:00 <STINKFIST> frayedknot:  is terrific
52:00 <frayedknot> :D
52:00 <dematerialised> Cath^ have you ever considered the catholic faith?
53:00 <STINKFIST> Cath^: , are you a young boy?
53:00 <Serenity> Cath^ show us ya tits luv
53:00 <faux> Cath^ show me your butt.
53:00 <Serenity> lord
53:00 <TheRiddler> I'm asking asking a serious question lol
53:00 <STINKFIST> IRC never changes
53:00 <dematerialised> Cath^ is it true you once met president obama?
53:00 <STINKFIST> so was I
53:00 <faux> lollll
53:00 <Cath^> ( o Y o )
53:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ s i o i z n m m p p p p mmmm
53:00 <Cath^> next
53:00 <faux> is that an owl
53:00 <dematerialised> no
53:00 <dematerialised> they are boobs
53:00 <dematerialised> you noob
53:00 <faux> oh ok
53:00 <TheRiddler> there's no soap
53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
53:00 <Cath^> STINKFIST: 40yr bald man here..you?
54:00 <Zade> lol
54:00 <STINKFIST> 5 years younger
54:00 <STINKFIST> but bet I am balder
54:00 <dematerialised> Cath^ do you have several failed local home handyman businesses?
54:00 <faux> loolll
54:00 <faux> idk why that made menlaugh so much
54:00 <Serenity> im laughing so hard right now
54:00 <Serenity> omfg
54:00 <faux> loool me too
54:00 <dematerialised> and are you married to your forgotten cousin?
54:00 <TheRiddler> at what
55:00 <TheRiddler> I missed the joke
55:00 <TheRiddler> I think
55:00 <Serenity> .
55:00 <Serenity> LOL
55:00 <faux> ofc u did
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> my references are sick
55:00 <Cath^> or bolder
55:00 <Cath^> nah i'm on the pension
55:00 <dematerialised> ah
55:00 <dematerialised> that's ok then
55:00 <dematerialised> i thought you were someone else
56:00 <faux> lool
56:00 <dematerialised> faux i have another butt pic for you
56:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/nVLfHaE.gif
56:00 <Cath^> :
56:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is playing portal and GlaDOS is making me lol
56:00 <STINKFIST> forgotten?
56:00 <STINKFIST> cousin>?
56:00 <faux> omg
56:00 <faux> mesmerizing 
56:00 <TheRiddler> the cake
56:00 <STINKFIST> if you forget a cousin you don't get laid.
56:00 <Cath^> dunno i forgot
56:00 <faux> ty sheen 
56:00 <TheRiddler> dirty
56:00 <dematerialised> npnp
57:00 <faux> Shane *
57:00 <dematerialised> i like sheen better
57:00 <faux> lol sheen 
57:00 <faux> lollllll
57:00 <TheRiddler> charlie sheen
57:00 <Skirmish> Charlie Sheen is a legend. Whitney Houston and her daughter died trying to be as cool as Charlie is. 
57:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would an hero
58:00 <partay> Charlie does 7 gram rocks 
58:00 <TheRiddler> full of aids?
58:00 <faux> partay ill show u serenitys boobs if u quit irc rn
58:00 <Cath^> Skirmish
58:00 <johninja> i'll take that deal
58:00 <Skirmish> Yes Cath^? 
59:00 <faux> but i dont want you to quit
59:00 <faux> so no
59:00 <Serenity> and finishes them
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <STINKFIST> I just showed her boobs to GoldSpade
59:00 <TheRiddler> is charlie still winning if he has aids?
59:00 <dematerialised> of course he is
59:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Do as Charlie says. When life gives you lemons, make lemonAIDS! 
59:00 <STINKFIST> is John still the coolest cat on the Austnet?
59:00 <Cath^> hi
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Serenity> if hes not dead hes winning
59:00 <johninja> naww
59:00 <dematerialised> lol shit i just realised
59:00 <dematerialised> joel is still here
59:00 <Serenity> yeah johns pre cool
59:00 <dematerialised> and still banned
59:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <Skirmish> STINKFIST: He is still the title holder for most successful irc sex tour. 
00:00 <Serenity> Bonny can we unban pebblz lol
00:00 <STINKFIST> kudos to him!
00:00 <Skirmish> kudos! 
00:00 <Serenity> id let johninja sextour my house
00:00 <Bonny> I didn't ban him
00:00 <Serenity> just fyi
00:00 <Serenity> you did
00:00 <Skirmish> Cath^: Hey :) 
00:00 <Bonny> oh did I?
00:00 <Bonny> it was a silent ban
00:00 <Serenity> ahah
00:00 <johninja> haha
00:00 <Bonny> to shut hm up lol
00:00 <STINKFIST> Janelle moved to my home town after I left it
01:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:00 <Serenity> ohh
01:00 <STINKFIST> that's my regret :(
01:00 <STINKFIST> she's super babe
01:00 <johninja> did she break up with her man?
01:00 <Skirmish> I don't know who Janelle is. 
01:00 <johninja> dayum son
01:00 <Cath^> hi johninja
01:00 <johninja> hey Cath^
01:00 <johninja> i was chuckling at you getting hammered with questions lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> I think she's avoiding mine
02:00 <TheRiddler> :(
02:00 <Cath^> me?
02:00 <Bonny> there we go lol
02:00 <johninja> yeah u
02:00 <Bonny> I forgot about that ban lol
02:00 <Cath^> no never been to philosophy TheRiddler
02:00 <Skirmish> No harm in forgetting. 
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
03:00 <TheRiddler> shame
03:00 <Cath^> but we have spoken before in syd maybe
03:00 <STINKFIST> Any of you jerks lived in London, Paris of Amsterdam in the last 2 years
03:00 <STINKFIST> ?"
03:00 <TheRiddler> was hoping you could be someone that I talked to before years ago
03:00 <dematerialised> yes STINKFIST
03:00 <johninja> no :(
03:00 <dematerialised> spent 3 months in London
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Skirmish> STINKFIST: Lusus in #sydney is a paris resident I believe. 
03:00 <STINKFIST> got a hot tip places to go for married dude?
03:00 <dematerialised> it's all pretty good
03:00 <dematerialised> especially up north and west
04:00 <johninja> ooh he's officialy off the market soon eh
04:00 <STINKFIST> well... that's not heaps useful.
04:00 <STINKFIST> covers like 50 square km yeah?
04:00 <dematerialised> haha
04:00 <TheRiddler> there was this Cath that used to come on
04:00 <Skirmish> STINKFIST: Honeymoon or places to go for a married man to fool around? 
04:00 <STINKFIST> neither
04:00 <STINKFIST> the inbetween
04:00 <TheRiddler> she got married
04:00 <Skirmish> She is fooling around? 
04:00 <dematerialised> if you're looking for a cultural adventure stick to the south end
05:00 <Skirmish> Are you confusing the situation TheRiddler? 
05:00 <TheRiddler> marriage must make alot of ppl stop going to irc
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <STINKFIST> I think this got over complicated - I am looking for 2 nights of drinking beers and chilling out
05:00 <dematerialised> why are you going to london for two nights?
05:00 <dematerialised> it takes you that long to fly there
06:00 <johninja> drug mule
06:00 <STINKFIST> I'll be there 2 nights before I need to work
06:00 <STINKFIST> then I will work around the place for 3 weeks
06:00 <STINKFIST> and end up back in London for another 2 weeks
06:00 <STINKFIST> Kate
06:00 <dematerialised> wb k9
06:00 <STINKFIST> omg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg!
06:00 <STINKFIST> mad boner.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> stinky!!!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup ????
07:00 <STINKFIST> just told you
07:00 <faux> pix
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> just watched wolf creek tv series - 1st ep. was watchable
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit corny
08:00 <dematerialised> its pretty good
08:00 <dematerialised> gets better towards the end
08:00 <dematerialised> i finished it a few nights ago
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh i figured
08:00 <faux> so does ur face 
08:00 <Serenity> i cant wait for outcast faux
08:00 <Serenity> hnngg
08:00 <faux> me too
08:00 <faux> can you thank me in butt pics
08:00 <faux> ty
09:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler - sup?
10:00 <TheRiddler> nm
10:00 <TheRiddler> just ate oreo chocolate
10:00 <TheRiddler> you?
10:00 <Serenity> i dont have a butt soz
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nice?
10:00 <dematerialised> i should go get some choc...
10:00 <Serenity> no you shouldnt
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had musk sticks
11:00 <dematerialised> i think i should
11:00 <partay> musk sticks 
11:00 <Serenity> well if you do get something pepperminty
11:00 <dematerialised> whys that
11:00 <partay> i love musk sticks 
11:00 <TheRiddler> mint oreo
11:00 <Serenity> because its amazing
11:00 <dematerialised> mk
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the lindlt dark choc mint tastes like mint slice
12:00 <partay> Fennec_Fox fuck off 
12:00 <STINKFIST> musk sticks ruile
12:00 <Fennec_Fox> only if you grab your cock and shove it up your ass :D
12:00 <STINKFIST> rule*
12:00 <dematerialised> Fennec_Fox are you gay bro?
12:00 <dematerialised> awwwww
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they do!
12:00 <Serenity> roflll i love his insults
12:00 <Serenity> they are so good
12:00 <partay> dematerialised yes 
12:00 <STINKFIST> HEY!
12:00 <STINKFIST> SEZ!
13:00 <dematerialised> i asked fennec_fox not you partay
13:00 <dematerialised> we all know you're gay
13:00 <STINKFIST> GIVE US A WAVE!
13:00 <partay> he used to msg me every week and every week id tell him to fark off 
13:00 <Serenity> HI KYLE
13:00 <Floss> lol me too
13:00 <Floss> a/s/l?
13:00 <Floss> Hi
13:00 <Floss> FUCK OFF
13:00 <partay> well could be difficult for him to answer seeing he left
13:00 <STINKFIST> asl.. holy shit
13:00 <Serenity> horry sheet
13:00 <STINKFIST> need a fucking rosetta stone these days
13:00 <Floss> with the slashes
13:00 <Clarkson> smack that bitch so hard he got swollen glands
14:00 <Floss> dont even clarkson my throat is so fkn sore
14:00 <Clarkson> fucking ur all talk cunt
14:00 <Floss> smash you cunt
14:00 <emuls> https://www.groupon.com.au/deals/nu-product-install-5     strangest groupon ever
17:00 <STINKFIST> wb nagger
17:00 <Serenity> choked on water now i cant stop coughing
17:00 <Serenity> argh
17:00 <dematerialised> more like choked on cock
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <dematerialised> you great big homo
17:00 <johninja> @ Clarkson
17:00 <Clarkson> are these real dick
18:00 <faux> yes
18:00 <johninja> authentic!
18:00 <dematerialised> my dick is fake
18:00 <Clarkson> the right to masturbate
18:00 <dematerialised> my real one fell off in 'nam
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
18:00 <Serenity> rude
19:00 <faux> authendick
19:00 <dematerialised> a new way to pay
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> detachable
19:00 <dematerialised> i dunno why amelia said i was grumpy
19:00 <dematerialised> i am not grumpy at all
19:00 <dematerialised> i think she is beign sensitive
20:00 <pebblz> hello all
20:00 <pebblz> fuck it works sick
20:00 <dematerialised> wb pebblz
20:00 <pebblz> who unbanne me?
20:00 <pebblz> im abit drunk  now
20:00 <dematerialised> i did
20:00 <dematerialised> you can thank me
20:00 <pebblz> thanks bra
20:00 <dematerialised> np
20:00 <pebblz> cheers
20:00 <pebblz> xo
20:00 <TheRiddler> what did they call that device in hot tub timemachine 2
20:00 <johninja> someoens getting a bj tonight!
20:00 <pebblz> you are john
20:00 <dematerialised> i better
20:00 <johninja> aww
20:00 <pebblz> from sarah
20:00 <johninja> man that sounds heavenly
21:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lol
21:00 <faux> adios amigos i am off to do what i do best 
21:00 <faux> tiptoe through me tulips and sleep
21:00 <faux> :*
21:00 <dematerialised> i was gonna say that's a pretty sweet deal
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> poop?
21:00 <dematerialised> nini fox :)
21:00 <johninja> alrgith omie, nn
21:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
21:00 <pebblz> is that fingering?
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <pebblz> or fapping as you call is fauxy
21:00 <TheRiddler> I geddit
21:00 <pebblz> because you have a big cock
21:00 <Clarkson> same shit as typing here isnt it
21:00 <TheRiddler> stfu pebblz
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <pebblz> john remember you told me you loved faux
21:00 <dematerialised> i love faux too
22:00 <johninja> its not a big secret
22:00 <dematerialised> with a butt like hers its impossible not to be in love
22:00 <dematerialised> i would go gay for it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love cake
22:00 <Serenity> why is he saying this like its some big secret to tell
22:00 <faux> i am not a man u fuk
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> loll
22:00 <Clarkson> WiLd_TuRkeY : Wow his dick is THAT Big?
22:00 <faux> also ily 2 johnnay
22:00 <johninja> i think he's just trying to cause trouble
22:00 <johninja> naww
22:00 <pebblz> john you should have gone to sydney
22:00 <faux> ur me.fave farmalicious dude
22:00 <johninja> haha
22:00 <dematerialised> im not entirely convinced its not a google search result for "dat ass"
23:00 <Cath^> i saw a pic of johninja once
23:00 <Cath^> oopsy
23:00 <Serenity> he has a lovely butt
23:00 <johninja> well i have been studying it for years and i'm convinced it's genuine
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <faux> lolll ffs
23:00 <TheRiddler> has any girl tried pulling their clit like a dick to get off
23:00 <faux> ash.
23:00 <TheRiddler> the real questions
23:00 <faux> .
23:00 <Serenity> wow.
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Serenity> dude what
23:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> christ
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfaooooo
24:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler just dives right in
24:00 <Serenity> crikey
24:00 <dematerialised> without his scuba gear
24:00 <faux> gonna have nightmares
24:00 <dematerialised> to the depths
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <johninja> madman at the keyboard
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> bam!
24:00 <Cath^> TheRiddler...um why do you want yo know?
24:00 <dematerialised> Cath^, TheRiddler is our resident pederast
24:00 <dematerialised> if it's not talking about dildos or something sexually inappropriate, it's an imposter
24:00 <TheRiddler> I mean that's what nina hartley says to do for best results
24:00 <Cath^> lol
25:00 <Serenity> fucking barked my leg today with the scooter thing
25:00 <Serenity> hnngg
25:00 <TheRiddler> play with it like a dick
25:00 <pebblz> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, u prob need to have sex
25:00 <Clarkson> i thought that shit happens in the country hehe
25:00 <pebblz> john you still producing cattle?
25:00 <johninja> i'm on the corn now
25:00 <pebblz> mangos wasnt it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> to re-introduce? yourself to female junk
25:00 <pebblz> bowens mango farm
25:00 <TheRiddler> sex happens only in the country clarky?
25:00 <Clarkson> I mean as in you look inside her vagina and its pink... but black on the outside
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <johninja> you still getting paid $50 a day to sit on your arse at work for dad while claiming centrelink benefits?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky ftw
26:00 <Clarkson> a tight cunt
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, really?
26:00 <Clarkson> He'll be a hell raising hunk when he grows up
26:00 <Serenity> you remember that cartoon where there was this big tough dog and a little yappy dog yapping at his heels trying to be mates and be cool
27:00 <Serenity> thats joel and john right now
27:00 <Skirmish> Hey johninja is it true that Joel is 41yo? 
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> correct
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <johninja> no Skirmish, i think you have the wrong person
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> 81
27:00 <johninja> he'd be late 20s now
27:00 <dematerialised> joel has time to turn his life around
27:00 <dematerialised> before it's too late
27:00 <TheRiddler> joel is a poodle
27:00 <Skirmish> He uses 75 on his facebook account. 
27:00 <johninja> he has schizophrenia man
27:00 <pebblz> no i dont
28:00 <pebblz> hush
28:00 <johninja> its going to be hard to turn that around
28:00 <pebblz> im 41
28:00 <pebblz> only reason i took meds was because of my parole
28:00 <pebblz> ive told you this before john stfu cunt or ill lay you out
28:00 <Clarkson> my character is "crazy meth head that is plauged by heterosexual but fucks fridges"
28:00 <johninja> you get needles in the spine for it mate
28:00 <pebblz> yeh because i have to
28:00 <johninja> yeh
28:00 <pebblz> john has shit stained mens undies
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
29:00 <dematerialised> as opposed to womens undies like yoruself
29:00 <TheRiddler> only 4 more years till chris hansen lures you to a house as a 15yr old girl and asks you to take a seat
29:00 <dematerialised> ?
29:00 <TheRiddler> take a seat joel
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ riddler
29:00 <dematerialised> lol@hitler
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <STINKFIST> la@hi
29:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/_Z1Krfww5eE
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: OH MY DAYUM (EXTENDED) WITH LYRICS Views: 7,186,364 Uploader: KoolKeith9000 Uploaded: Sep 17, 2012 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.91
30:00 <johninja> bbl
30:00 <STINKFIST> how old school can you go Sez?
30:00 <STINKFIST> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7zFFmk80w4 
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Atom and his package - Punk rock Academy Views: 178,423 Uploader: speileggfaen Uploaded: Aug 29, 2008 Duration: 2m6s Rating: 4.83
30:00 <Serenity> old as Doodle
30:00 <STINKFIST> kids.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats old
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> where i doodle?
31:00 <pebblz> chris hanson?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> is
31:00 <pebblz> i had meat pie and chips tonight for dinner
31:00 <pebblz> mum cooked it well
32:00 <Serenity> good mum
32:00 <President_Trump> i just pigged down SCHNITZEL
32:00 <TheRiddler> dodgeball is on
34:00 <pebblz> shit head behhh
34:00 <pebblz> scnitzel tiyyyy
34:00 <pebblz> cksiitty and chips
35:00 <pebblz> could go a bowl of wedges righ tnow with sour cream and sweet chili
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twmOFGm7uL4 how joel gets around his house
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fat guy sliding across the floor [Original] Views: 8,542 Uploader: KANGAROOTESTICALS Uploaded: Apr 3, 2013 Duration: 0m26s Rating: 3.92
35:00 <Serenity> i wish beehhh would headbutt a cactus
36:00 <dematerialised> i think being permanently banished from his homechannel is punishment enough
36:00 <pebblz> hate that cunt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ riddler
36:00 <pebblz> need to stop drinking premixs
36:00 <pebblz> makes me fat
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh dribbles so much shit
36:00 <dematerialised> on the contrary
37:00 <dematerialised> you need to drink at least 4 times as many premixes
37:00 <TheRiddler> do you get the premixes from underage girl parties?
39:00 <pebblz> no my dad buys them
39:00 <STINKFIST> premixes are a thing?
39:00 <pebblz> yeh black doulas, mc kenna, cougarm woods tcoks
39:00 <STINKFIST> surely a simple cost:benefit would absolve them of any value?
40:00 <partay> its more about conveniance than cost 
40:00 <partay> *sip*
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <STINKFIST> if a couple of bucks for a shitty drink = convenience
41:00 <STINKFIST> your time isn't worth much
41:00 <partay> depend what you're drinking
41:00 <STINKFIST> any premix = shitty drink
41:00 <pebblz> why?
41:00 <partay> i buy a carton of rare breed and cola . $110
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> the cointreau and lime soda pre mixed were most awesome
41:00 <partay> mothers milk
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure they dont do em anymore
42:00 <STINKFIST> more power!
42:00 <Skirmish> They do southern comfort pre mix now. 
42:00 <partay> yes they do
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> with what coke or lemmo?
42:00 <Skirmish> Both
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh interesting
42:00 <partay> STINKFIST you can stick to your VB 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s so sickly sweet
42:00 <Serenity> god i miss drinking more often
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> even for me
43:00 <Skirmish> Tastes like what I imagine ass would. 
43:00 <Serenity> well at all lately
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <pebblz> ass?
43:00 <STINKFIST> why would VB be something I'd stick to?
43:00 <pebblz> ass doesnt taste like vb
43:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you drink a dry white serenity, you’ll be fine
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> or vodka
43:00 <partay> with a bit of redbull and vranberry
44:00 <partay> c*
44:00 <Serenity> nah too many empty calories in alcohol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no oneever
44:00 <STINKFIST> WB with redbull and cranberry>
44:00 <STINKFIST> ?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah’
44:00 <STINKFIST> probably improves VB
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is possible
44:00 <STINKFIST> except the barkeep should still pay you to drink it
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe some stones
44:00 <pebblz> empty calories?
44:00 <pebblz> wtf
44:00 <partay> add peach snapps to top it off 
44:00 <pebblz> add some weed
45:00 <partay> very summery drink 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
45:00 <partay> but hts the spot
45:00 <STINKFIST> any calories utilised when not off your face are empty
45:00 <pebblz> got a quart other day dad bought 50 off me
45:00 <STINKFIST> so now you have half a quart...
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> now he is smoking ice
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> clearly
45:00 <STINKFIST> now?
45:00 <partay> chip off the old block eh pebblz
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many shit cunts!
45:00 <STINKFIST> was just a rest period
45:00 <Skirmish> Has your dealer stopped selling you bags of wet leaf yet Joel? 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - ok maybe not
46:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <pebblz> i cant smoke ice
46:00 <pebblz> get tested
46:00 <pebblz> got another on tues
46:00 <Serenity> i could never ever imagine my mum buying weed off me hahah
47:00 <Serenity> well anyone for that matter
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
47:00 <partay> speaking of weeds 
47:00 <partay> hi georgie
47:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> partay is the angriest person ive ever seen
48:00 <partay> im not angry im just a cunt 
48:00 <STINKFIST> how do you guys feel about the light rail on George St in Sydney>?
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur just annoying
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> per se
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> on’t use light rail cos it’s too stuffy
48:00 <STINKFIST> partay, at least you're not a fucking cunt
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not likeable
48:00 <STINKFIST> Kate - how do you mean?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and last time I used it, i got off early cos i was nose deep in some dudes arm pit
48:00 <partay> STINKFIST havent reached that level .. yet
49:00 <pebblz> do you sell weed Serenity?
49:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in too  claustrophobic 
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> partay i think if u left irc or life.. no one would notice or if they do would miss u m8
49:00 <STINKFIST> would you ride tram style for easy on/off between Quay at Newtown?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but in peak times....
49:00 <partay> Serenity do you do the cunnlingus for weed deal ?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah fo sure
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats ur personality in a nutshell
49:00 <Serenity> no im not yo mumma
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but train from central to newtown is like how many stops?
49:00 <STINKFIST> I reckon it's a pretty good idea
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> central, redfern, then?
50:00 <partay> gerogie... no even my wife and child?
50:00 <partay> awwww
50:00 <partay> :(
50:00 <STINKFIST> no, tram style it will not be 'stops' as such
50:00 <STINKFIST> because theres no cars on the track
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil stations?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> like bus stops
50:00 <STINKFIST> so it will basically be a dozen 'stops'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah
50:00 <STINKFIST> and just jump on or off
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur just shit m8
50:00 <partay> ahahaha
50:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> best i can describe it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> well they can’t put the tram up king street in newtown
51:00 <partay> thanks for the insight champ
51:00 <partay> keep on truckin 
51:00 <STINKFIST> theyre going to make a USYD station
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
51:00 <STINKFIST> so it will cover to the end of the lockout
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> then walk up
51:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s too far lol :P
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well m8 u already know this m8
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i didnt tell u anything
51:00 <STINKFIST> hipsters need exercise ;)
52:00 <partay> horry shit its almost midnight
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH! when you’re in Newtown Stinky you need to go to…. Green gourmet! 
52:00 <partay> this movie went way too long 
52:00 <STINKFIST> is that the fucking vegan chinese joint?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
52:00 <STINKFIST> cos I went there...
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> its fucking delicius! 
52:00 <Clarkson> ^pilot^ hows that small cock of yours cunt?
52:00 <STINKFIST> mate's sister's birthday
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
53:00 <STINKFIST> I rocked up shitfaced halfway through their dinner
53:00 <STINKFIST> I grabbed a menu
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
53:00 <STINKFIST> thought I was funny ' the fuck is all the vego crap? '
53:00 <STINKFIST> old love is like 'actually its vegan'
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <STINKFIST> I was not polite
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> then the cake shop next door
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
54:00 <STINKFIST> 'I am spending my fucking saturday night at a vegan place? what the fuck is wrong with you?'
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well i won’t invite you to ze green mushroom in glebe then :P
54:00 <STINKFIST> it was a joke, but I don't think the other patrons appreciated
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
54:00 <STINKFIST> ended up taking them all to PieTin
54:00 <STINKFIST> everyone bought a pie
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yeah! PIE FOR ALL
55:00 <STINKFIST> fuck yeah, PieTin rules
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t bother  doughnut time
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it tastes like ass
55:00 <Clarkson> he wont stop pming me shit
55:00 <STINKFIST> I eat a lot of vegetarian, because veggies are nice
55:00 <STINKFIST> but vegans fuck fuck right off
55:00 <Clarkson> and i stick my dick in them
55:00 <STINKFIST> and donut time can fuck off too
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol oh bitch please :P 
55:00 <pebblz> im vegan
55:00 <STINKFIST> trying to trendy up a perfectly normal thing
56:00 <STINKFIST> eat a dick
56:00 <Clarkson> ooomp sucks homeless penis
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
56:00 <pebblz> its not normal to eat meat
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had a caramel one….. ass flavour
56:00 <STINKFIST> pebblz, just swallow
56:00 <Serenity> i dont care if its normal it tastes good
56:00 <pebblz> ill swallow your head in my fist soon cunt
56:00 <STINKFIST> no you won'ty
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm down
56:00 <STINKFIST> you're a little bitch
56:00 <Clarkson> what the fucks the matter with you lot
56:00 <STINKFIST> just sit down, shut the fuck up
56:00 <pebblz> STINKFIST you couldnt touch me cunt
57:00 <STINKFIST> and wouldn't
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <STINKFIST> for aforementioned reasons
57:00 <pebblz> for years you have been saying you will bash me but im still standing mother fucker!
57:00 <Serenity> STINKFIST is about 7ft tall I assure you he could touch you
57:00 <STINKFIST> who are you?
57:00 <pebblz> joel
57:00 <pebblz> old mate
57:00 <STINKFIST> ...
57:00 <STINKFIST> ......
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <STINKFIST> so
57:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
57:00 <STINKFIST> sorry mate
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
57:00 <pebblz> you been to jail for assault cunt?
57:00 <pebblz> i have
57:00 <STINKFIST> didn't mean to offend
57:00 <pebblz> you are just a fat fuck
57:00 <pebblz> big fat giant type man
58:00 <pebblz> ill skin ya
58:00 <Serenity> jeepers
58:00 <STINKFIST> how about them broncos
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the ice pipe down
58:00 <pebblz> kate i cant smoke no more
58:00 <pebblz> not till probation over
58:00 <Serenity> somoene pee for me plz
58:00 <STINKFIST> you've been to jail for assault?
58:00 <STINKFIST> are you shit at crime?
58:00 <STINKFIST> have a bad lawyer?
58:00 <STINKFIST> judge reckons you're ugly?
59:00 <STINKFIST> all of the above?
59:00 <STINKFIST> Joel?
59:00 <STINKFIST> sure it was gaol and not asylum?
59:00 <STINKFIST> the incompetent tend to go to the latter.
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