// #d&d — 2013-06-11
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05:39:57 <Longshot> Well look at that.
05:40:09 <Longshot> I'd probably have done a slumber hex or sleep spell instead.
05:40:10 <Steven> she had an evil eye and misfortune up, cackling... and it still TPKed them
05:40:23 <Longshot> But thats just me.
05:40:29 <Steven> immune to sleep.
05:40:33 <Steven> bwahahahahahah!
05:40:48 <Wrothmonk> you are a sadistic pathfinder killer steven.
05:41:04 <Longshot> well, what was the enemy? low fort save, reflex save, will save?
05:41:06 <Steven> nah
05:41:20 <Steven> its just a nasty boss... i dunno who wrote it... but they were assholes
05:41:36 <Steven> everyone int he party were humans
05:41:49 <Steven> ranger that did +12 damage every attack to humans
05:41:57 <Steven> that attacked 5 times in a round
05:42:12 <Steven> sorry not +12
05:42:25 <Steven> +10 total
05:42:29 <Mekkis> oh
05:42:33 <Mekkis> that was a fun scenario
05:42:42 <Steven> dude that scenario is bullshit
05:42:50 <Steven> that thing...
05:42:54 <Longshot> well if it was one guy then i probably wouldn't have debuffed saves then
05:42:55 <Mekkis> you should write a scenario, Steven !
05:43:08 <Steven> hi imma double cone...
05:43:12 <Longshot> i would have debuffed AC or attack or something
05:43:17 <Steven> hope you have evasion.
05:43:28 <Mekkis> oh
05:43:31 <Mekkis> I remember that one
05:43:37 <Longshot> and blindness instead of sleep.
05:43:43 <Mekkis> That was very anticlimactic for me.
05:43:51 <Mekkis> Longshot, still needs to pass SR
05:43:59 <Steven> SR was what killed her
05:44:06 <Steven> otherwise they would have been totaly okay
05:44:15 <Mekkis> Deceased hit it with a Phantasmal Killer, beat SR, failed will save, failed fort save.
05:44:17 <Steven> -6 to saves rolling twice.
05:44:35 <Mekkis> very anticlimactic
05:44:39 <Steven> if she could have gotten even ONE lightning bolt
05:44:49 <Steven> would have saved everyone
05:44:55 <Mekkis> true, the sorcerer was on the ground, bleeding out.
05:44:56 <Longshot> someone should have intimidated for -8
05:44:57 <Longshot> or something
05:45:07 <Steven> the ranger dude just murdered the barbarian. One round.
05:45:32 <Mekkis> (but Deceased has spell penetration, greater spell penetration, and is an elf
05:45:59 <Steven> hit every single attack, from full raging health to true death
05:47:03 <Longshot> woof
05:47:14 <Wrothmonk> ?
05:47:24 <Longshot> thats tough
05:47:51 <Steven> god i love it when somebody smarts off to brock
05:47:59 <Steven> and then when brock replies they are a jerk
05:48:12 <Wrothmonk> Who said what?
05:48:12 <Steven> and so brock just removes them from the conversatino.
05:48:45 <Steven> and then when brock replies [edit] and [/edit] they are a jerk
05:49:02 <Longshot> well i need to get some Zs before work in the morning, see you guys later
05:49:14 <Steven> i wish you could see, but the entire post is deleted now.
05:49:15 <Mekkis> I've developed a theory: if I get in a flame-war in a rules question thread, maybe they'll answer the question.
05:49:20 <Mekkis> let's see what happens.
05:49:44 <Steven> yeah.... let me know how that goes for ya
05:49:50 <Mekkis> we'll see
05:51:22 <Mekkis> wow
05:51:27 <Mekkis> they cracked Simcity!
05:51:36 <Wrothmonk> ?
05:51:57 <Mekkis> you know, EA's version of Simcity that's online-only with shitty servers
05:52:10 <Wrothmonk> yup
05:52:11 <Mekkis> and a hell of a lot of DRM
05:52:17 <Mekkis> they cracked it.
05:52:19 <Wrothmonk> I cant stop hearing about it.
05:52:31 <Mekkis> http://sceper.ws/2013/06/simcity-drmless-beta-crack-vulpeszedra.html
05:52:37 <Wrothmonk> ah.
05:52:53 <Wrothmonk> I give it a month before they get private servers.
05:53:14 <Mekkis> nope
05:53:22 <Mekkis> they've already got the software
05:53:27 <Mekkis> http://nfo.sceper.ws/nfo/SimCity.DRMLESS.Beta.Crack-VULPESZEDRA.png
05:53:52 <Steven> alright, i should probably stop delaying.
05:53:58 <Mekkis> yeah
05:54:03 <Mekkis> TAKE YOUR TURN ALREADY!
05:54:11 <Mekkis> you're Goodalling
05:54:13 <Steven> brb, gotta go get my dad some tissues, aparantly hes not feeling well
05:54:55 <Steven> Oh shut it before i bend your nipple shut!
05:55:03 * Steven throws intimidate.
05:55:20 <Mekkis> take +4 for being larger than me
05:55:31 * Steven shrugs
05:55:46 <Steven> ugh i dont want to go...
05:55:50 <Steven> i hate that fucking store
05:55:57 <Steven> and if i go over to my dads house hes gonna wanna talk
05:56:01 <Steven> which means imma get sick
05:56:04 <Steven> and fuck that noise
05:56:53 <Mekkis> want me to give you a phone call in 20 minutes?
05:56:59 <Steven> no
05:57:33 <Steven> think im just gonna drop em off and then tell him im tired
05:57:34 <Steven> then bail
05:57:40 <Steven> it might work
05:57:43 <Steven> i give it 50/50
05:58:16 <Steven> OH WAIT!
05:58:22 <Steven> imma change into my PJs
05:58:27 <Steven> its up to 75/25 now!
05:58:43 <Steven> genius farmer!
06:00:03 <spider21b> hi!
06:12:55 <Mekkis> hi'
06:13:05 <Mekkis> get a horse
06:33:14 <Steven> SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!
06:35:01 <Steven> got harassed by the po po
06:35:18 <Steven> they pulled some dude over in the parkinglot
06:35:27 <Steven> give him a ticket
06:35:36 <Mekkis> you should have shot them all
06:35:41 <Steven> and one of them got back in their car as i was walking back out to my car
06:36:00 <Steven> and i aparantly got in his way
06:36:17 <Mekkis> you should have shot them all
06:36:20 <Steven> he didnt have his flashers on
06:36:30 <Steven> so he honked and i just kept walking
06:36:36 <Steven> cause i dont hurry up for anyone
06:36:44 <Steven> so his buddy cop was like sir get over here now
06:36:47 <Steven> and i was like what for?
06:36:55 <Steven> and he was like obstructing the flow of traffic
06:37:03 <Steven> and i shouted back, parking lot.
06:37:47 <Steven> and he shouted back sir over here now and did this two finger fetch motion and i was like, if you got something to say you can come over here and say it cause if i come over there im gettin your badge number and filing a complaint
06:38:42 <Brunius|M> Tl;Dr two cops on a power trip
06:39:28 <Steven> and he was like next time just get out of the way! to which i responded, Were in washington, last i checked while walking im a pedestrian, dont the state laws dictate i have right of way? Yeah i think it does. Next time dont harass the public!
06:39:30 <Mekkis> you should have shot them all
06:39:54 <Steven> fuckin hate the late night cops in this town.
06:39:58 <Steven> specially during the summer
06:40:07 <Mekkis> why didn't you shoot them all?
06:40:36 <Steven> they all go stupid because they they dont have the college kids to keep them busy, so they start bein royal pains in the ass to the year round residents
06:42:28 <Steven> also mekkis
06:42:38 <Steven> I didnt have my gun on me
06:42:54 <Steven> i was just runnin to the store, and didnt want to put socks on
06:44:11 <Steven> otherwise, totes would have had my .38 in my ankle holster
06:44:41 <Steven> which i really should renew my concealed carry...
06:45:11 <Steven> it expires in 2 days short of 2 months
06:46:08 <Mekkis_x200> fair enough
06:47:10 <Mekkis_x200> Steven, you should flame me on the Heighten spell debate
06:47:24 <Steven> no
06:47:36 <Wrothmonk> heighten spell?
06:48:07 <Steven> jeeeeeeeeeeze
06:48:14 <Steven> i wish i hadnt moved to washington
06:48:27 <Steven> 52 bucks
06:49:37 <Steven> idaho was like 20 bucks +15 renewal
06:49:44 <spider21b> i wish, i could get ek to work better
06:50:25 <Steven> i wish moving 8 miles didnt cost me triple on a concealed carry permit
06:52:13 <Steven> damn it....
06:52:44 <Steven> i've never needed it, but i know that soon as i dont get it renewed and cant legally carry it... BAM gonna need it
06:53:13 <Steven> plus it freaks cops out when they pull me over for driving aound midnight
06:53:22 <Steven> and they ask me if i have any weapons on me, and im like yes I do.
06:53:31 <Steven> theres a .38 snub in my left boot
06:53:43 <Steven> and they instantly go on point.
06:54:23 <Steven> damned alergies.
06:54:55 <Steven> then they take it out, and ask me if i have a permit
06:57:14 <Steven> my moms giving me a pelet gun to snipe the cats that live under my house
06:58:35 <Steven> fucking hate the little bastards
06:58:40 <Steven> they drive my dogs crazy
07:01:42 <Mekkis_x200> cops pull you over for driving around midnight?!
07:03:10 <Steven> yeah, in the summer
07:03:15 <Steven> they get bored
07:03:25 <Steven> and around midnight is usually when im going to the store
07:03:41 <Avatar> do they tell you they are bored
07:03:43 <Mekkis_x200> I've never been pulled over....
07:04:10 <Steven> no avatar, they usually tell me i didnt use my blinker, or i wasnt wearing my seat belt
07:04:34 <Avatar> then how do you know
07:05:15 <Steven> because during the school year when all the kids are in town, i dont get pulled over
07:05:34 <Steven> but during the summer break, winter break, spring break, and thanksgiving weekends
07:05:36 <Steven> i get pulled over
07:06:02 <Steven> so, when they dont have anything else to do... they make shit up and pull people over for no reason
07:06:32 <Steven> like i was driving one time, cop passed me when i was doing 55 in a 55mph zone.
07:06:57 <Steven> he then slowed down, got back in my lane and pulled me over
07:07:06 <Steven> and proceeded to tell me i was going 63mph
07:07:45 <Avatar> then what happened
07:08:18 <Steven> he got a lecture
07:09:20 <Steven> i explained to him how acceleration and velocity worked.
07:09:42 <Steven> then told him i'd gladly take a ticket if he wanted to write himself a ticket for speeding.
07:10:16 <Steven> he told me he was allowed to go faster than the speed limit to catch bad guys.
07:10:44 <Steven> and i told him he could only do that while actively persuing a criminal and only when he had his lights going.
07:10:51 <Steven> and thats when he told me i was a criminal
07:10:59 <Steven> because i was speeding.... when he passed me.
07:11:18 <Mekkis_x200> do they actually say "bad guys" like that?
07:11:37 <Steven> they use the word suspects
07:12:06 <Steven> but as dumb as he was, i wouldnt be surprised if he used the word bad guys when describing people hes arrested
07:13:28 <Steven> ive been pulled over around 30-40 times in my life
07:13:30 <Steven> i
07:13:37 <Steven> i've gotten a ticket once
07:13:58 <Mekkis_x200> you should go somewhere where you don't get pulled over
07:14:05 <Steven> because my lisence had expired before my new one arrived in the mail.
07:14:38 <Steven> the police officer actually lectured me on civic responsability
07:15:12 <Steven> and when i told him i had renewed it in the mail, but it had yet to arrive, he accused me of back talking him and wrote me the ticket
07:15:47 <Steven> i then went into the prosecuting attorney's office, explained the situation
07:15:57 <Steven> and they asked me how many tickets i've gotten in my life
07:16:05 <Steven> i was like, including this ticket, One.
07:16:22 <Steven> he gave me a very cool piece of paper that informed the judge to expunge it from my record.
07:16:29 <Steven> pretty sweet stuff.
07:18:29 <Steven> i kinda get the cops in this town though, they deal with drunken college kids so often that they are programmed to be assholes to get the point across.
07:20:42 <Steven> i may be back in a bit.
07:20:49 <Steven> depends if i find something to read or not.
07:26:41 <Mekkis_x200> Hmm... Bulga wheat + onion + chicken + garlic
07:46:03 <Mekkis_x200> !spell holy smite
07:46:05 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, HOLY SMITE evocation ([good]) cleric 4, inquisitor 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous (1 round); see text Save: Will partial; see text SR:yes
07:46:05 <diebot> You draw down holy power to smite your enemies. Only evil and neutral creatures are harmed by the spell; good creatures are unaffected. The spell deals 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8) to each evil creature in the area (or 1d6 points of damage per caster level, maximum 10d6, to an evil outsider) and causes it to become
07:46:05 <diebot> blinded for 1 round. A successful Will saving throw reduces damage to half and negates the blinded effect. The spell deals only half damage to creatures who are neither good nor evil, and they are not blinded. Such a creature can reduce that damage by half (down to one-quarter of the roll) with a successful Will save.
07:53:36 <Mekkis_x200> Staff of Dark Flame or Staff of many rays?
08:03:11 <Mekkis_x200> hmmm.. Disintegrate, or Animate Dead
08:32:15 <Brunius|M> Disintegrate
08:32:54 <Mekkis_x200> I think Dark Flame is slightly cheaper
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16:55:14 <Steven> damned alergies.
18:09:29 <Avatar> allergies sux
18:19:37 <Steven> fo sho
18:31:08 <Mekkis> moin
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