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00:00 <simba> 4:1)
00:00 <Vol`jin> believe it or not there was a time when we and simba got along
00:00 <Vol`jin> me*
00:00 <simba> we still get along
00:00 <Vol`jin> way before you hated me simba
00:00 <simba> as long as youre not talking about your gay interests
00:00 <Serenity> and piss jugs
00:00 <simba> i dont hate anyone
00:00 <simba> ive literally never hated someone
01:00 <Vol`jin> simba i remember had a awesome convo with you about childhood days of watching those old school 90's abc shows
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> like superted?
01:00 <Vol`jin> this was like on my 2nd week in this chatroom ever
01:00 <Vol`jin> yeah, and captain planet
01:00 <simba> was that back when you threatened to OD on panadol if we didnt talk to you?
01:00 <Vol`jin> rockos modern life
01:00 <Vol`jin> etc
01:00 <simba> and you said it would be on us if you died?
01:00 <simba> you tried to blame your suicide on random irc chatters
01:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:00 <simba> yeah you made a great first impression
01:00 <Serenity> panadole
02:00 <Serenity> what a cunt way to die
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
02:00 <Vol`jin> my convo with you was even before that
02:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I know someone that did that Serenity in real life
02:00 <Bastardly_One> panadol and OJ
02:00 <Vol`jin> after the suicide threat was was when u began to hate me
02:00 <Serenity> yes its very possible to OD on paracetemol
02:00 <Serenity> and its very painful and takes a long time
02:00 <simba> that was pretty pathetic i must say i cannot respect someone who cant even take their own life and be responsible for it
02:00 <Serenity> theres nothing they can do to help either
02:00 <Bastardly_One> only ended up with a fucked liver and 2 weeks in the hosptial's psych ward for his trouble
03:00 <Deamon_Slayer> beer n pseudo
03:00 <Deamon_Slayer> fark
03:00 <Attila> aspirin's good for that, too, but that they CAN help. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep on all of that Serenity ... know his excuse?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to prove a point to us all
03:00 <megamanga> HE SURE SHOWED YOU 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that we didn't give a shit
03:00 <megamanga> wait
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon mega *lol*
03:00 <Serenity> thats normal
03:00 <megamanga> i wouldnt save him
03:00 <Deamon_Slayer> i was oding
03:00 <megamanga> i dont know him, im not legally obligated to lul
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but fucking hell
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I find suicide selfish enough
04:00 <Bastardly_One> to prove a point is ...
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking for an adjective
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can't find one
04:00 <Vol`jin> wat if its suicide for a caus
04:00 <Vol`jin> like suicide bombers
05:00 <megamanga> whata noble cause
05:00 <Bastardly_One> suicide all you like if you're a complete loner
05:00 <megamanga> to kill the infidels
05:00 <simba> suicide bombers dont exist thats just american soliders killing innocent people
05:00 <simba> and masking it well
05:00 <Vol`jin> or if its suicide to regain ones honor or save ones family from execution
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but even a loner isn't really alone ... if affects family, etc
05:00 <Vol`jin> like hari kiri
05:00 <Attila> like hiroshima, killing innocents, because they didn't want fighting men to die. 
05:00 <Serenity> [8:55pm] <AaronDYates> its spence ya dumbarse
05:00 <Serenity> [8:57pm] <AaronDYates> Fuck ya then sook
05:00 <Serenity> [9:04pm] <AaronDYates> fuck you then
05:00 <Serenity> [9:05pm] <AaronDYates> fuck you then
05:00 <simba> lmaoooooo
05:00 <Serenity> 9:05pm] <AaronDYates> Dumb slut
05:00 <Serenity> [9:05pm] <AaronDYates> Weak cunt
05:00 <Attila> And then they're fucking 'overcome' when some asshole does it to them. 
06:00 <Vol`jin> Bastardly_One there are some people who are totally alone in this world
06:00 <Vol`jin> no friends or fmaily
06:00 <Vol`jin> only child, parents are gone
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hit her in the shitter, hit her like a critter, use your spit for lube *sings*
06:00 <Vol`jin> parents were only childs, no sibliings
06:00 <Vol`jin> i know someone like that
06:00 <simba> is it you
06:00 <simba> only children** 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> then fine ... go for it ... I respect your decision
06:00 <simba> only childs is such a beeehh thing to type
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if it affects ONE over person ... it's selfish
07:00 <Vol`jin> but its their life
07:00 <Vol`jin> they have the right to take it if they wish though 
07:00 <simba> its my life.. whatever i wanna do
07:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vennu Mallesh - It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do (Jul 27, 2012) 4:29 - Category: Music - 3,505,182 views - 31,506 likes (77.2%), 9,318 dislikes (22.8%)
07:00 <Attila> I agree, Vol`jin. 
08:00 <Vol`jin> this whole euthanasia debate, like what is there to debate?
08:00 <Vol`jin> if the sick person wants to end their suffering, then its their right
08:00 <Attila> but I tell you, if I get cancer or a terminal illness, I'm going out on MY terms. 
08:00 <Vol`jin> exactly
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I agree with that too ... it's hard to explain unless you've been there ...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> agree on that too Attila
08:00 <Vol`jin> same. with three hookers sucking my cock and OD on a cocaine high as i orgasm
08:00 <Vol`jin> thats my way.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've already the plan ... as I sure as shit am getting cancer
09:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as it gets too bad I know what I'm doin' already
09:00 <Vol`jin> :O
09:00 <Bastardly_One> o/ding on those oxys
09:00 <Attila> I'm not fucking rotting away to nothing, because religious groups and politicians feel it's inhumane. 
09:00 <Vol`jin> dont fuckign say that Bastardly_One. its not funny.
09:00 <simba> The Meat Is In
09:00 <Vol`jin> u will be OK.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not meant to be funny
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit of a statistical fact considering what I already have
10:00 <Vol`jin> i dont want you to get sick
10:00 <Attila> I've already spoken with my family, and they're agreed.
10:00 <Attila> if I go, I'm not ending up like that dude on the cigarette packets. 
11:00 <megamanga> theres a simple solution
11:00 <megamanga> build a big race car, smash into tree
11:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Bryan?
11:00 <megamanga> everyone will think its an accident anyway
11:00 <Attila> Yeah, that's the one. :)
11:00 <Attila> I couldn't think of his name. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's lucky ... he went quick
11:00 <Vol`jin> wait, heres a scary thought...if ur gona die already, are u gona do anything to someone u hate?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had 3 family members in 2 yrs die of cancer
11:00 <Vol`jin> like, why not? its not like ur gona be around to face the consequences
11:00 <Attila> He's certainly not lucky. but he did go quick. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> starting with my grandma dying in the room next to me
12:00 <Attila> Yeah, not a good thing. :(
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah ... My sister will be the only one around when that happens
13:00 <Vol`jin> ur only 44 Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
13:00 <Vol`jin> ppl can live to 84
13:00 <Vol`jin> so youve got like 40 yrs of life left potentially
13:00 <Vol`jin> still a long chapter of life man
13:00 <Attila> can, but that's not the average life expectancy. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> which means when I am older and dying ... my sister will be the only one around
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so, she's fully aware how I wanna go
13:00 <Vol`jin> how do u wanna go?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sedate myself to death
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if terminal
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and in fuckloads of pain
14:00 <Attila> ^
14:00 <Vol`jin> wat about being eaten alive by a lion?
14:00 <Attila> I'll make sure my affairs are in order, and just go out quietly. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Attila
14:00 <Attila> overdose or something. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now suicide because your life is shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I find selfish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> different story
15:00 <Vol`jin> why would u care about your affairs? death is final
15:00 <Vol`jin> its not liker ur gona be back 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> because he isn't selfish
15:00 <Vol`jin> so why care about worldly affairs?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's respecting those around him
15:00 <Vol`jin> ic
15:00 <Bastardly_One> making sure they're not left with his shit to take care of
15:00 <[Maverick]> if someone wants to commit suicide, they are going to do it. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> now what I said about being selfish might make sense
16:00 <[Maverick]> and fuck people who say it's a pussies way out. 
16:00 <Maurice> And if someons gonna commit murder, it'll be me so don't piss me off
16:00 <[Maverick]> or being selfish 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up ... you've already pissed me off tonight
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hai Maurice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
16:00 <[Maverick]> lol
16:00 <[Maverick]> awww
16:00 <Serenity> ooo hes still going
16:00 <[Maverick]> want a fucking tissue 
16:00 <Serenity> [9:16pm] <AaronDYates> Fuck u
16:00 <Serenity> [9:16pm] <AaronDYates> ya fat whore
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol really Serenity?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be smashed
17:00 <ZeroDistance> TEAR DROP ON YA MUUMMM
17:00 <Serenity> [9:16pm] <AaronDYates> ya fat whore
17:00 <Serenity> [9:17pm] <AaronDYates> Slit ya wrists cunt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was probably bad enough
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <ZeroDistance> ya fat wrists cunt!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was just asking you shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> J, that's alright
17:00 <Serenity> i cant slit my wrists
17:00 <ZeroDistance> what
17:00 <ZeroDistance> oh yeah
17:00 <Serenity> theyre too fat
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed reading anyway
17:00 <ZeroDistance> cheers man ;)
17:00 <Serenity> what an inconsiderate cunt
17:00 <ZeroDistance> XD sweeet
17:00 <ZeroDistance> :D
18:00 <Bastardly_One> get a fucking chainsaw then to cut them Serenity
18:00 <ZeroDistance> means I'm finally writing the right way for me.
18:00 <simba> pasting "automsg: go to sleep bro, youre trying to poison others with your unhappiness" actually worked against spence hahahahahaha
18:00 <simba> pasting a few times*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I like dialogue ... others might not J
18:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooo ...
18:00 <Serenity> ooo can i use that simba
18:00 <ZeroDistance> I LOVE dialogue
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the whole lot when finished to look at
18:00 <simba> yes
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but too much dialogue ... can bore people
19:00 <ZeroDistance> true
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <ZeroDistance> haha same
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love people movies for instance
19:00 <ZeroDistance> book I'm almost finished with, it's all dialogue, basically
19:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
19:00 <Attila> Why would I care about my affairs? You know nothing of my life. 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> see a movie called Smoke
19:00 <ZeroDistance> something like Dead Man
19:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> with Harvey Kietel
19:00 <ZeroDistance> Smoke hey
19:00 <ZeroDistance> oer great actor.
19:00 <Attila> I'd mend relationships, make sure the legal documents and things are in order. 
19:00 <Vol`jin> dead man johnny depp?
20:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
20:00 <Vol`jin> thats an awesome movie
20:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome dialogue movie and underated
20:00 <Vol`jin> i like the soundtrack
20:00 <ZeroDistance> I'll check out Smoke
20:00 <Bastardly_One> smoke II was pure shit
20:00 <ZeroDistance> i like Kietel have since The Piano
20:00 <Bastardly_One> worse movie ever
20:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but smoke was awesome
20:00 <Bastardly_One> about this dude who runs a corner store in Brooklyn
20:00 <Vol`jin> i hate quentin tarintino dialogue
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just his day to day life
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
20:00 <ZeroDistance> that's brilliant
21:00 <ZeroDistance> I'll dl it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and Tarantino is the master at dialogue
21:00 <Vol`jin> i reckon its too try hard
21:00 <ZeroDistance> sounds great enough to dl without wikipedia'n it first
21:00 <Vol`jin> cringeworthy
21:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah I love tarantino dialogue
21:00 <ZeroDistance> he's one of those guys that can move a story along with dialogue
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the end of Insignificant Bastards cracks me up
21:00 <ZeroDistance> also helps the action scenes to be more memorable
21:00 <Vol`jin> so u guys think quentin tarintino is a genuis?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> "what if we make it so Hitler wins"
21:00 <Pieter> http://oi58.tinypic.com/2dr5i0h.jpg
22:00 <Pieter> Hehe
22:00 <simba> no hollywood director is a 'genius'
22:00 <ZeroDistance> it's not so much what they're doing, it's what they're talkin' about while they're doing it that brings it home
22:00 <Serenity> lol fuck hes back to spence now
22:00 <Serenity> [9:21pm] <spence> Fucken wanker
22:00 <simba> hes just a good director
22:00 <ZeroDistance> and I fucking love that.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not a genius ... he's just a fucking awesome fanboy
22:00 <megamanga> erm
22:00 <Pieter> Fanboys haha
22:00 <megamanga> who are you impressing
22:00 <simba> lol @ Pieter pasting that photo... is that the single dumbest thing he's ever done?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes the movies I want to see from a pure fanboy perspective
22:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
22:00 <Pieter> Fuckin star wars fan boys
22:00 <simba> Pieter thats the confirmation loof needs that youre dealing again
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <ZeroDistance> he's not afraid to tell ya what influenced him
22:00 <Pieter> Simba: or smartestg heeh
22:00 <Vol`jin> well tarintino has a foot fetish, and so do i, so that makes me in the same category as him
23:00 <Vol`jin> like minds think alike
23:00 <Pieter> Haha dealikng
23:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> Tarantino has an IQ of 160. which is just 5 short of our resident genius Panda
23:00 <simba> i have no idea what that means
23:00 <Serenity> rofl thats so retarded
23:00 <Pieter> Yeh ik
23:00 <ZeroDistance> oh go away JunkiesToDaMax
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Pieter> Sell single points hehe
23:00 <simba> i cant believe he pasted that pic
23:00 <Serenity> wasnt pieter ranting for like 4 days last week that he doesnt do drugs
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <megamanga> http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Foi58.tinypic.com%2F2dr5i0h.jpg pity theres no gps tagging
23:00 <Bastardly_One> either can I
23:00 <Bastardly_One> considering we all know his address
23:00 <simba> have u temporarily moved into a motel room exclusively to deal drugs Pieter
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> smart move
23:00 <simba> u rock megamanga
23:00 <ZeroDistance> k im goin out to read this lil chapter
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tell a channel that knows your address that you are dealing
24:00 <ZeroDistance> I love short chapters with fast paced dialogue, well this sorta book anyhow
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and prove it with a pic
24:00 <megamanga> pretty sure the cops would like to know that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nice work ... the police are gonna love that
24:00 <megamanga> brb
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <ZeroDistance> def gonna get that The Game of Thrones order sorted tomoz
24:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
24:00 <simba> Pieter has out Pieterd himself
24:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me
24:00 <Pieter> People giving junkies shit but cant expplain whagts wrongt with emself for being soo small jujnkies are all thbatg comes to mind
24:00 <Bastardly_One> can we shut up for a min
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm cutting and pasting something to word
24:00 <megamanga> there's nothing wrong with me lol
24:00 <Pieter> Simba: tloo much thought
24:00 <Bastardly_One> done
24:00 <simba> ur going down Pieter
25:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure is ... soon :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> silly silly boy
25:00 <Serenity> LOL @ Pieter
25:00 <Serenity> single dumbest thing ive ever seen on irc
25:00 <simba> he even said the hotel hes staying at wow
25:00 <Pieter> Simba: you thbin if thats possible i would post the link
25:00 <simba> its 2 late 2 backtrack we r taking u down
25:00 <simba> im calling the bat man
25:00 <Pieter> hahaha
25:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
25:00 <simba> ill get in my black trackies and get u myself
26:00 <simba> i know he hates that but w/e
26:00 <Pieter> Im behind 2 vpns and a coovaxa ap
26:00 <simba> "im not wearin hockey pants!!!"
26:00 <Pieter> No chance
26:00 <Serenity> SIMBA
26:00 <Serenity> its not working hes still messaging me
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Pieter> Pants
26:00 <simba> yea i had to put him on ignore..
26:00 <Pieter> Omg i wish i coujld feel mikne
26:00 <megamanga> he should meet up with piet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on Serenity ... when I finish in word ... I'll give ya a couple of ideas ... I'll pm
27:00 <Pieter> i walked along the river hours ago and it was likme
27:00 <Pieter> I was nekmid
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, just try ... stfu drunkard ... he has issues with that line
27:00 <Bastardly_One> might work
27:00 <Bastardly_One> brb though
27:00 <Serenity> http://pastebin.com/rULqQCzP
28:00 <megamanga> fuck off slutter
28:00 <simba> "Fuck off slutter Hapiness idiot"
28:00 <simba> ?
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Pieter> Megamanga: i know your personallity needs work.. try harder
28:00 <Serenity> *shrug*
28:00 <megamanga> he needs some of piets good stuff
28:00 <megamanga> lol my personality because i hate junkies
28:00 <Pieter> Like there
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... try drunkard in your lines ... seems to get to him
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <megamanga> you should be euthanised
28:00 <Serenity> yeah mega you judgemental cunt
28:00 <Pieter> Piets good stuff
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or about pokie addiction
28:00 <megamanga> how's that for personality
28:00 <Serenity> how dare you hate junkies
28:00 <Serenity> LOL
28:00 <simba> ur personality is like an unemployed actor... needs work
28:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i neknominate Pieter to get drunk and go swimming in the river
29:00 <Pieter> Ya talk like a jealous rat
29:00 <megamanga> it's fine you can deal small time drugs
29:00 <megamanga> meanwhile i picked the interior colors of my house yesterday
29:00 <simba> hes firing up at megamanga for exposing that link with that awesome link exposing site
29:00 <Pieter> Im nowhere as basic as yho
29:00 <megamanga> :)
29:00 <Pieter> You
29:00 <simba> r u gonna make a red feature wall for ur liverpool stuff?
29:00 <Pieter> Selling
29:00 <Pieter> Drugs
29:00 <Serenity> yeah kudos to mega
29:00 <Pieter> Hahaha
29:00 <Serenity> that was a good paste
29:00 <megamanga> nah that's just the hallway simba
29:00 <megamanga> and on the otherside i'll have a shitwall of shit teams
29:00 <simba> the hallway where youll.. never walk alone
30:00 <megamanga> haha
30:00 <Serenity> i hate hallways
30:00 <Pieter> As if drugs are the only ways t make money what a profit
30:00 <Serenity> theyre fucking creepy at night
30:00 <megamanga> this hallway is pretty much a big room
30:00 <simba> our old house had the coolest slim hallway with black and white tiles
30:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone message spence with "go to bed drunkard"
30:00 <British^Meat> :)
30:00 <British^Meat> he so mad
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and make sure you send it about 10 times
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did
30:00 <megamanga> but im still jelly
30:00 <Pieter> Oh wait i spend 130 and turns into 3200 decent profit
30:00 <megamanga> of those few points you have
31:00 <megamanga> we even have how much he makes untaxed
31:00 <megamanga> you should dob him in for that
31:00 <Serenity> pieter NOTHING you say will make anyone sit back and go FUCK i wish i was like pieter
31:00 <Pieter> Whats wrong with selling drugs ?
31:00 <Serenity> seriously. your drugs will never be cool ever
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <Pieter> Serwenity: yho
31:00 <megamanga> lol i feel sorry for your brother
31:00 <simba> nothings wrong with it, just admit you are instead of denying it
31:00 <Serenity> dont we all
31:00 <Pieter> Your opinions amount to a value so great
31:00 <Pieter> Wait......
32:00 <megamanga> almost as much as a junkies
32:00 <Pieter> Yep
32:00 <Pieter> Valuable
32:00 <Attila> That's like saying, 'what's wrong with pimping?'
32:00 <Pieter> Whatts weong with ppiking
32:00 <simba> Pieter could i potentially come and pick up a point from your collingwood address
32:00 <Pieter> Personal entrrtainment management
32:00 <simba> would you sell to me
33:00 <simba> any irc users discounts?
33:00 <simba> could u press acid with the mirc symbols on them
33:00 <Pieter> pros needmanagement.. ones that aRe clean n worth thousands
33:00 <Pieter> Theres a place in sydney i went to
33:00 <Attila> management... yeah. :)
34:00 <Pieter> Red velvety
34:00 <megamanga> you dont go anywhere, you just bang h and think you went to wonderland
34:00 <Attila> of course they do. 
34:00 <Pieter> Bar waIting Arfea
34:00 <simba> Pieter if i called you up via the number on gumtree and said hey its simba from irc i am in melbourne and would like some hard drugs, would u sell to me
35:00 <Pieter> Spa rooms with elite massage techs.. none oof thagt lumi lumi shit... love the rockms on the chakra
35:00 <Pieter> Haws
35:00 <CannibalClown> has someone told the authorities yet
35:00 <Serenity> is pieter saying hes a pimp now?
35:00 <Serenity> yes loof did
35:00 <simba> look im putting your number in my phone as Emergency Melbourne Contact anyway ok
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find where I put the cunt's address
35:00 <CannibalClown> ah good
35:00 <Attila> no, I think he's trying to justify it, though. 
35:00 <Serenity> pieter got a phone call and got all paranoid accusing anyone of doing it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> POLLOCK! Calling DAVID
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hit me up again
36:00 <Pieter> Is serenity obsessed with me again and only response gvonna be an insujlt
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find my fucking word file
36:00 <simba> imagine if pollocks middle name started with S so his initials were DSP....
36:00 <megamanga> have liek heee heee
36:00 <Serenity> yeah im obsessed..
36:00 <Serenity> fuck
36:00 <Pieter> Fuck i love you yoorallla under grads
36:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, kekekekekekeke
36:00 <Pieter> Ya few are a bunch of rainmans
36:00 <CannibalClown> lool undergrads
36:00 <Attila> the males are jealous, and the women are obsessed, Serenity. 
36:00 <Pieter> Love it
37:00 <Serenity> lol Attila
37:00 <Serenity> its hilarious
37:00 <CannibalClown> thats rich coming from a junkie
37:00 <megamanga> ITS NOT MY FAULT I DONT LIKE HIGHWAYS
37:00 <Pieter> Sit here all night smokingt ya pot at the desk 
37:00 <megamanga> LOL injecting the marijuanas
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this new Attila the last couple of days? he's quite agreeable
37:00 <Pieter> 2am nod off 
37:00 <Pieter> Hbahahahaha injectging pot
37:00 <Pieter> Fuck loll
37:00 <Attila> It ebbs and flows, b1. 
37:00 <simba> mm yes meanwhile Pieter youre typing incomprehensible methamphetamine influenced garbage into irc as usual and exposing yourself as a dealer in the process
38:00 <Attila> I happen to be at odds with most things most times. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so I see Attila ... keep up the affable side ... you seem alright when affable
38:00 <Pieter> Man im onna loll?l all and just contiknue acting like lil bitches
38:00 <simba> this is a kool jam http://youtu.be/CkI3FYY2DOQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minus and Fire Man Sam -﻿ BCN (Jul 11, 2012) 4:14 - Category: Music - 6,271 views - 84 likes (97.7%), 2 dislikes (2.3%)
38:00 <simba> Fire Dude Sam
38:00 <simba>  Man im onna loll?l all and just contiknue acting like lil bitches
38:00 <Pieter> I need irc to socialise
38:00 <simba> just remember, when the chips are down.... " Man im onna loll?l all and just contiknue acting like lil bitches"
39:00 <Pieter> Its a tool like a guide dog and blind man
39:00 <potato> pieter's baccy bongs
39:00 <simba> u r 1 of my idols Pieter
39:00 <simba> along with craig nicholls and jim carrey
39:00 <CannibalClown> you dont need to irc socialize
39:00 <Pieter> Simba:  you trying to fit in and paste something iknstead of coming up with ya own thboughht
39:00 <CannibalClown> you need to suicide
39:00 <Serenity> `op
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Breaking `Ban presents "All By Myself" (feat. Pieter) (Jan 21, 2014) 2:45 - Category: Comedy - 30 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <simba> everything i say is a simba original trust me
40:00 <Pieter> Like you got it nailed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Pieter> Wekcome to melb
40:00 <simba> Pieter can you answer me about calling you whenever im in melbourne for hard drugs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> did potota give you that?
40:00 <stebie> is that Pieter's sex video?
40:00 <megamanga> LOLLLLL
40:00 <Serenity> haha close stebie
40:00 <stebie> wank vid
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the mix of him talking shit yeah?
40:00 <stebie> whichever
40:00 <Pieter> I must push some lame kidz hours of work on a vid 
40:00 <Pieter> Its cool
40:00 <stebie> just as distubring?
41:00 <Pieter> Musr topic
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stebie ... give me your brother's address ... I've lost it :P
41:00 <simba> that meth doco rox. left! right! left! right! left! right!
41:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, ask him... he's right there!
41:00 <simba> im gonna have a ... big shot!
41:00 <Pieter> Bang
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't give me it :(
41:00 <Attila> It's probably a bit late, because I went out for a cig, but we'll most definitely find common cause on the topic of Pieter. 
41:00 <simba> LOL the quotes are on that vid
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no fun stebie ... I could of got rid of him
42:00 <stebie> ...
42:00 <Pieter> Context means what"
42:00 <Serenity> NUFN RONJ WIF BEEIN A JOINKY
42:00 <Pieter> Naa just vid grfab mah mirc
42:00 <Pieter> And makw
42:00 <Vol`jin> D: that slappy noise in that vid, is that the sound of fap?
42:00 <Pieter> A mix
42:00 <CannibalClown> yes
42:00 <CannibalClown> thats from his fap vid
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <CannibalClown> slappin da slug
43:00 <Pieter> Wtf
43:00 <Pieter> Hahaaa now i got soujnds in the vid
43:00 <simba> lol at dumbledore in sunglasses in that pic
43:00 <Pieter> I love ikt
43:00 <Serenity> LOL
43:00 <stebie> nice beats
43:00 <Pieter> This is why you kids dont get far in life
43:00 <Serenity> says the junky
44:00 <Serenity> lol...
44:00 <Pieter> Yes
44:00 <Pieter> Junky
44:00 <simba> Pieter can i call you if im in melbourne and i need a realiable hard drug dealer
44:00 <potato> piet's daily commute to cash converters
45:00 <Attila`WoW> Adios Amigos. 
45:00 <doctor> have fun
45:00 <doctor> I gave up on WoW again for about the 7th time
45:00 <brainz> im gonna get these smokes
46:00 <simba> the west needs russia to pull the trigger first
46:00 <simba> then theyll be like yes yes yes yes war war war war
47:00 <simba> does anyone ever think about how real the possibility is that theyd be called into ware
47:00 <simba> in the next.. 10 to 20 years
47:00 <simba> most of us are "fit" men ready to go to war... if youre genuinely on DSP, lucky cunt
48:00 <doctor> i don't see any war breaking out. just political snobbery
48:00 <doctor> just say you are coloured blind and cant tell the difference between the two uniforms
49:00 <simba> i guess maybe not a big enough one to include non registered regular citizens
49:00 <simba> of aus
50:00 <simba> ill say my eyes are bad because of irc
50:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
51:00 <peace> oh
51:00 <peace> nope
51:00 <doctor> Years of IRC has turned me against humanity and I can't promise not going AWOL
51:00 <peace> think ya wrong
51:00 <simba> i am short sighted tho i cant see things far away well at all
51:00 <simba> i wouldnt see them coming
51:00 <simba> u cant trust me on the battlefield
53:00 <xm> it's only IRC really where i get to talk to retards
53:00 <xm> it's an interesting experience
53:00 <xm> but i wouldnt want to do it full-time
54:00 <potato> the retard experience
54:00 <potato> have it now at austnet
54:00 <potato> and get PAID
54:00 <xm> do IRC as part of your online centrelink activities
54:00 <peace> i fried
55:00 <potato> the only other experience that comes close is tripping over a needle in frankston
59:00 <simba> 666
00:00 <simba> imagine if satan came to you in a dream and called you a sick cunt and it boosted your self esteem
04:00 <doctor> I'd politely tell him he's an idiot
05:00 <xm> i wonder how many of the junkies here try to sterilise used needles they found with heat and then tried to inject themselves with warped needles (warped by the heat)
06:00 <xm> junkies to the max!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <simba> kevin!!!!
07:00 <doctor> http://30daystox.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Microwave-For-One.jpg
08:00 <ZeroDistance> if satan didnt give me XP then id rape him
10:00 <brainz> muscle it
13:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> what if Satan wants to give you more than XP
14:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> like HIV
15:00 <ZeroDistance> get fucked cunt
15:00 <ZeroDistance> i say
16:00 <ZeroDistance> he can suck my dick
16:00 <ZeroDistance> i be like, gimme wat i want wat i really really want
16:00 <ZeroDistance> WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LET THEIR KIDS ON THE MIC IN GAMES SHITS ME ROTTEN
16:00 <Serenity> LOL
16:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck goin for cig b4 i reach thru the mic and kill them
16:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
16:00 <BlackDevil> asl?
17:00 <ZeroDistance> i can do that ;)
19:00 <Serenity> fuck off BlackDick
20:00 <BlackDevil> is that a helping hand offer?
21:00 <Serenity> no
22:00 <potato> BREAKING NEWS: MAGIC INTERNET MONEY EXCHANGEABLE FOR FOOD
22:00 <ZeroDistance> if you wana be my lover, you gotta get with my friends..
22:00 <ZeroDistance> sexually
23:00 <ZeroDistance> pimpin' ain't easy, when you're tryina pimp Picard's wife.
23:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> [22:17:06] 18<ZeroDistance> WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LET THEIR KIDS ON THE MIC IN GAMES SHITS ME ROTTEN <--- plz plz plz PLZ record yourself going off at kids on xbox live or whatever you use
27:00 <potato> can you imagine pieter flipping his lid at them
27:00 <potato> DONT DO DRUGS KIDS YOULL PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS
28:00 <ZeroDistance> nah wouldnt abuse them kids
28:00 <ZeroDistance> unless they're playing
28:00 <potato> give us a few blocks mate
29:00 <potato> woof woof woof
34:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> hey there ZenKilla. didnt no ya were female. * hannibal lecter noises *
34:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> bite ya
36:00 <ZeroDistance> blocks of ramen 
36:00 <ZeroDistance> few packets of flavoured powder to snort
36:00 <ZeroDistance> drink that boiling water like a hero and go fuck some bitches
39:00 <potato> m
39:00 <potato> where's simber?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> EATING
40:00 <ZeroDistance> gosh let the poor gal alone :(
40:00 <potato> simber doesn't like eating
40:00 <potato> he thinks it's too posh
40:00 <ZeroDistance> HE LIKES EATING BEARS.
41:00 <ZeroDistance> u killed him
41:00 <ZeroDistance> hope ur happy
41:00 <ZeroDistance> he hadda see the crow.
42:00 <potato> shut ya dad
42:00 <ZeroDistance> shut in ya butt
42:00 <ZeroDistance> with ya sisters
42:00 <ZeroDistance> hoer
43:00 <peace> 4 5 bongs b4 i quit
43:00 <peace> yay
48:00 <ZeroDistance> yay
49:00 <ZeroDistance> wana hug?
50:00 <peace> always
51:00 <ZeroDistance> im pretending you're someone else
52:00 <peace> aww nogoods
52:00 <peace> why cant i be me
52:00 <ZeroDistance> it's you now
52:00 <peace> but when u hugged me
52:00 <ZeroDistance> dont ever leave me
52:00 <simba> the cure - why cant i be you
52:00 <peace> i feel robbed
52:00 <ZeroDistance> dont tell anyone
52:00 <ZeroDistance> they'll blame you too
53:00 <peace> :)
53:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
53:00 <ZeroDistance> you're a good kid, sure you don't know chucky?
54:00 <peace> nope sorry 
55:00 <peace> i guess u dont have to work today
55:00 <ZeroDistance> im ur first <3
55:00 <ZeroDistance> nope
55:00 <ZeroDistance> worked my brains out most yesserday
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah on the XBox one ... must take it right out of ya
56:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> wrote my arse off yesterday thank u very much
57:00 <peace> ZeroDistance ever had dejavu about ppl after the fact
58:00 <ZeroDistance> experience deja vu all the time
58:00 <ZeroDistance> y?
58:00 <peace> hard to explain dont wanta tell everyone
58:00 <blinkybill> im rubbin me chipolata
58:00 <ZeroDistance> The Mean Lion
59:00 <ZeroDistance> raping simba, making Nala watch
59:00 <ZeroDistance> not simba the chatter..
59:00 <ZeroDistance> although, if he likes sex.
59:00 <blinkybill> simba is a fgt
59:00 <ZeroDistance> what dont you wanta tell
00:00 <simba> niggaz hear the Guh. and they know its me
00:00 <peace> um
01:00 <ZeroDistance> niggas duck when they hear the gun shot in the track!
01:00 <blinkybill> nigglette
03:00 <peace> hi pandas
03:00 <ZeroDistance> ih
03:00 <simba> lol i just found a screenshot of paltalk that beagle took
03:00 <simba> and its of the GAY room
04:00 <blinkybill> beagle gonna kick your head in simba
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lol gay room
04:00 <simba> https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1250x704q90/15/1nw3.png
04:00 <ZeroDistance> he'll chat to anybody that'll listen
04:00 <simba> blinkybill are you that drunk betting guy
04:00 <ZeroDistance> only problem is he doesn't want to listen to anybody but himself
05:00 <simba> maybe hes too mentally retarded to
05:00 <simba> he is actually disabled isnt he
05:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah well the drink will do that to ya
05:00 <blinkybill> beagle top bloke
05:00 <ZeroDistance> shrug, I dunno man
05:00 <simba> he doesnt just drink... hes on DSP
05:00 <simba> like, legit
05:00 <simba> i know DSP is a very popular throwaway term on irc
05:00 <ZeroDistance> dsp should only be given to people that need it
05:00 <ZeroDistance> same with dole
05:00 <ZeroDistance> all that
06:00 <ZeroDistance> and bitches that bitch about not having enough cash cause they have kids but wont work, makes all the good mothers out there look bad
06:00 <peace> yep
06:00 <blinkybill> simba
06:00 <blinkybill> wanna place some bets son 
07:00 <simba> nar
07:00 <peace> i bet nothing is a word
08:00 <simba> ...it is mate
08:00 <blinkybill> fuk up
08:00 <blinkybill> ill knife u neck off
08:00 <ZeroDistance> reading a novel bout a guy, places bets, lost 18 k in vegas
08:00 <simba> calm down dolan
08:00 <peace> lol 18 k on bj
08:00 <peace> i would try black jack one day
09:00 <Excessive> jus don't bet on black, Jack :P
09:00 <blinkybill> racist
09:00 <blinkybill> shut up Excessive
09:00 <Excessive> oi, knock yah fckn noggin orrfff
10:00 <ZeroDistance> this guy wont get out the AA vehicle
10:00 <ZeroDistance> so im fucking up his game in my tank
10:00 <ZeroDistance> the little shit
10:00 <ZeroDistance> hoggin it all game
10:00 <blinkybill> i nock ya noggin offwith me nulla nullq
10:00 <Excessive> lawl
10:00 <simba> blinkybill ill never forget the night where i went out to dinner and you spent an hour and a half swearing at me in PM - just because i didnt want your gambling advice
10:00 <Excessive> howsit?
10:00 <simba> [22:57:48] <dolan> southern euro non white piece of shit
10:00 <simba> [23:00:54] <dolan> your ancestors were raped by arab/turk invaders
10:00 <simba> [23:00:57] <dolan> mine werent
10:00 <simba> lmao
10:00 <blinkybill> good mate
10:00 <blinkybill> yaself
10:00 <simba> what a nutcase
11:00 <Excessive> naqwt 2 bad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you don't know Pete?
11:00 <Excessive> -q
11:00 <blinkybill> sup b1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> blinkybill is Pete
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck all
11:00 <simba> i know he met Loof once
11:00 <blinkybill> you moved house bro, hows it going ?
11:00 <simba> and hes quite angry
11:00 <simba> and wishes he had a son he can share all his gambling tips with
11:00 <simba> i think he wishes i was his son
12:00 <ZeroDistance> jesus christ, anyone else would got out the thing right now, this little fuck is determined
12:00 <milk> his son wont have any money to rob
12:00 <blinkybill> i am dolan son
12:00 <blinkybill> he my papa
12:00 <potato> his son wouldn't have any teeth just like him
12:00 <blinkybill> thats right 
13:00 <potato> pete's toothless grin
13:00 <blinkybill> fair dinkum
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <milk> damn straight
13:00 <simba> I Am Pieter's Shaking Typing Finger
14:00 <potato> cough cough cough ah fuck!
14:00 <potato> cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
14:00 <blinkybill> pieter
14:00 <blinkybill> tuffest bloke on irc
14:00 <blinkybill> he bashed me few times
14:00 <blinkybill> knocked me head off
14:00 <simba> ill knife ya pete
14:00 <blinkybill> ill machete ya 
15:00 <ZeroDistance> ill knife ya mate with a spork
15:00 <blinkybill> ill pencil sharpen ya face mate
15:00 <Excessive> ahah ........... jus worked out that u can't network windows server with domain name the same as u network other windows cause the user name on a windows server with a domain name will be www\user name
15:00 <simba> blinkybill thinks wiping doesnt matter if youre wearing dark undies
15:00 <milk> RIP HIS FUCKEN NUTS OFF!!!
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <simba> wb cherri_pie
15:00 <blinkybill> fukin oath
15:00 <blinkybill> no skid marks then 
16:00 <blinkybill> dont wear undies but
16:00 <blinkybill> just wrap toilet paper round self
16:00 <blinkybill> no washing to do then 
16:00 <simba> cherri_pie once went down on her dad after he told her there was a barbie play house in his pants but when she caught on it was too late and his nine inch wonder was poking her throat and all she could do was cry and she tried desperately to reach for the oregano and throw it in his eyes but it was too late she was losing conciousness
16:00 <milk> swim in the neighbours pool
16:00 <simba> do u think thats why mummies were wrapped up like that
16:00 <simba> just easier to shit
16:00 <simba> shit n walk
16:00 <blinkybill> yep
16:00 <simba> pretty sure i saw a doco about it tbh
17:00 <cherri_pie> simba desperately wanting someone to care - fail
17:00 <milk> go on ask why Greek men wear skirts?
17:00 <simba> care about what
17:00 <simba> people should care about your fathers molestation rituals
17:00 <simba> who does he think he is?!
17:00 <simba> a 33 degree mason?!
18:00 <simba> lol mole station
18:00 <simba> spurs beat everton 1-0
19:00 <simba> this is good
19:00 <cherri_pie> no one cares
19:00 <cherri_pie> your boring shh
19:00 <simba> my boring what?
19:00 <simba> no i think i will commentate more
20:00 <British^Meat> do it
20:00 <ZeroDistance> AHAHAHAHA finally blew this cunt up
20:00 <ZeroDistance> woooo bf4 bullying 
21:00 <peace> whats most played cod on ps3?
21:00 <cherri_pie> i rekn mw3
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
21:00 <cherri_pie> or if ur asking presently it would be ghosts
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like the series
21:00 <simba> terrible games
21:00 <cherri_pie> only an idiot wuld say that
22:00 <cherri_pie> typical of simba to respond
22:00 <blinkybill> cherri_pie pour me a beer darlin
22:00 <cherri_pie> no worries hang on il just piss in it
22:00 <cherri_pie> do you like that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he does
22:00 <cherri_pie> i thought so
22:00 <blinkybill> fuk ye
22:00 <Bastardly_One> adds an extra tang
22:00 <cherri_pie> simba does too
23:00 <blinkybill> haha thats right 
23:00 <blinkybill> thanks princess
23:00 <cherri_pie> yeh blinky do you want to rub my piss on your face
23:00 <simba> princess cherri_pie
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <cherri_pie> do you get off on that
23:00 <simba> im literally imagining jabba the hut in a crown
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh blinkybill ... you still in the same place?
23:00 <simba> and a tutu
23:00 <simba> lmbo
23:00 <cherri_pie> simba fail
23:00 <cherri_pie> please be quiet
23:00 <blinkybill> ye
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a single old milf in her 40s in your town pete
23:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
23:00 <Bastardly_One> want to be hooked up?
23:00 <blinkybill> haha
24:00 <cherri_pie> simba sounds like pieter
24:00 <blinkybill> nuh im all good thanks bro
24:00 <blinkybill> whats her first name 
24:00 <simba> loloololol
24:00 <simba> i wonder if she knows the ignore function
24:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... forgotten *lol* ... ummmmmm ... Kerry I think
24:00 <simba> she;s gonan need it!!!!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
24:00 <blinkybill> lol
24:00 <cherri_pie> well done simba
24:00 <cherri_pie> sending me a flood
24:00 <blinkybill> dont know any kerrys 
24:00 <cherri_pie> your a genius man
24:00 <simba> beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep 
24:00 <cherri_pie> am i supposed to care
25:00 <cherri_pie> just imagine this simba
25:00 <ZeroDistance> cod is fine
25:00 <simba> whats ur next move... mute ur speakers? ignore me? anything is a little win
25:00 <ZeroDistance> but honestly having more fun with bf4
25:00 <cherri_pie> imagina that you sent me a flood and i dont care?
25:00 <cherri_pie> not caring is a win
25:00 <cherri_pie> since you despeately need me to
25:00 <simba> hello?
25:00 <simba> cherri_pie?
25:00 <cherri_pie> in order to succeed
25:00 <simba> maybe shes gone afk
25:00 <cherri_pie> simba thinks hes cool
25:00 <cherri_pie> using psychology that he learned on the internet chat rooms lol
25:00 <cherri_pie> well done 
26:00 <simba> 4,0 HE SCORES A GOAL AND THE KOP GOES WILD AND I JUST CANT SEEM TO GET ENOUGH.. SUAREZ
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <cherri_pie> too bad you dont have a job
26:00 <cherri_pie> so i guess all your intelligence is for nothing 
26:00 <simba> just put me on ignore if im making you angry
26:00 <cherri_pie> why would you be making me angry
26:00 <simba> i seem to be distracting  you from communicating with others
26:00 <cherri_pie> you desperatly need attention dont you
26:00 <simba> should i teach you how to use the ignore function
26:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, for people that annoy you ... you sure enable both of them *lol*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they enjoy trolling
27:00 <cherri_pie> he doesnt annoy me 
27:00 <cherri_pie> hes just desperate
27:00 <simba> eh
27:00 <cherri_pie> if you ignore him he has no purpose in life
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, Pete's been allowed loose ... look!
27:00 <cherri_pie> he tries desperately to get your attention like a mosquito
27:00 <Bonny> pete? lol
27:00 <cherri_pie> that should be his name
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pete, you still with the woman?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, blinkybill
27:00 <cherri_pie> instead of sending me a flood why dont u send me your address simba
28:00 <Bonny> lol
28:00 <cherri_pie> so we can meet up
28:00 <simba> does both of them = cherri_pie and spence
28:00 <Bonny> didn't realise he had someone
28:00 <simba> hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha cherri_pie wants to meet up with me
28:00 <Bonny> blinkybill *mwa*
28:00 <blinkybill> lol
28:00 <cherri_pie> does anyone have simbas pic?
28:00 <blinkybill> bonny sup babes
28:00 <cherri_pie> or simbas facebook?
28:00 <simba> cherri_pie i dont want to meet you you absolutely disgusting beast
28:00 <Bonny> not much, bb
28:00 <blinkybill> which one
28:00 <cherri_pie> whats wrong simba u scared
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you obviously don't look at his FB pics much
28:00 <cherri_pie> cant you fight
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the bigger one
28:00 <Bonny> nup
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks nice
28:00 <ZeroDistance> wahahaha wooooo hooo ha
28:00 <cherri_pie> you cant send floods in person 
28:00 <blinkybill> not me woman 
28:00 <cherri_pie> does that worry you simba
28:00 <simba> i can but i dont, fighting is for animal
28:00 <simba> animals
29:00 <cherri_pie> well im an animal then
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she looks too nice for you
29:00 <cherri_pie> that wont stop me from fighting you
29:00 <simba> you are
29:00 <simba> a crazy, stupid beast
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in a blue dress ... I think
29:00 <cherri_pie> im stupid 
29:00 <blinkybill> oh
29:00 <cherri_pie> wow what a comeback
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <cherri_pie> good for you
29:00 <simba> r u talking to me Bastardly_One
29:00 <Bonny> ummm are you talking about the dog?
29:00 <blinkybill> nuh thats my friend, was her engangment party 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> flooding someone irl is easy
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I was talking to blinkybill ... all good
29:00 <ZeroDistance> you just stand right in their fucking face and scream the same shit over and over
29:00 <simba> oh that guy
30:00 <cherri_pie> must be annoying for him tho
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, hah ... no *lol*
30:00 <cherri_pie> to have a flood program running
30:00 <cherri_pie> when someone doesnt care
30:00 <simba> "flood program"
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <cherri_pie> effectively he just has a program running for no reason
30:00 <simba> FLOOD PROGRAM DOWNLOADED
30:00 <cherri_pie> hoping someone will care
30:00 <cherri_pie> this kid really has no life
30:00 <cherri_pie> see how happy he gets when you respond to him
30:00 <cherri_pie> lol
30:00 <simba> every time you type you give us a little indication that you dropped out early in high school
30:00 <cherri_pie> thats the purpose of his whole life
30:00 <simba> just a little more confirmation
31:00 <cherri_pie> every time your here you give us confirmation that your unemployed
31:00 <cherri_pie> especialy when you do a bender for 24 hrs straight
31:00 <simba> not really, i might be typing from work
31:00 <cherri_pie> so really your not as smart as you think you are
31:00 <cherri_pie> if no one will pay you lol
31:00 <simba> yes i am
31:00 <cherri_pie> no your not
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <cherri_pie> even in a chat room your dum
32:00 <cherri_pie> your the room joke now 
32:00 <cherri_pie> soon youl be like pieter
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *you're *dumb
32:00 <simba> do you still want my picture cherri_pie
32:00 <cherri_pie> yeh where is it
32:00 <blinkybill> simba is pieters mirror
32:00 <simba> i dont send it to fat dykes lol sorry
32:00 <cherri_pie> is that funny oh sorry
32:00 <cherri_pie> didnt realise
33:00 <cherri_pie> you mentioned a pic now you changed ur mind
33:00 <simba> im soryr it has to be like this
33:00 <cherri_pie> be like what
33:00 <cherri_pie> i dont think anyone cares
33:00 <simba> where you bend over and life fucks you in the asshole
33:00 <simba> without lube
33:00 <cherri_pie> that doesnt sound like what you were saying
33:00 <cherri_pie> sounds like you wanted me to care when i dont
33:00 <cherri_pie> as usual
33:00 <simba> yes the trifecta is complete
33:00 <cherri_pie> hows ur flood program
33:00 <cherri_pie> still running is it?
33:00 <cherri_pie> lol
33:00 <simba> jkl whats up man have you shat on any escorts lately
34:00 <simba> shut the fuck up cherri_pie someone funnier is here now
34:00 <Bonny> cherri_pie you seem to care by carrying on the way you do
34:00 <Bonny> proteth much?
34:00 <cherri_pie> hey simba il smash your head in
34:00 <cherri_pie> lol
34:00 <cherri_pie> you cant fight
34:00 <cherri_pie> what a saddo
34:00 <simba> lol @ flood program and physical threats
34:00 <Saemon> wats happening?
34:00 <cherri_pie> psychical threats 
34:00 <cherri_pie> what a rodent
34:00 <cherri_pie> with pimples
34:00 <Bonny> then says they don't care
34:00 <simba> u r like the prototypical big fat irc idiot
34:00 <simba> <cherri_pie> psychical
34:00 <cherri_pie> u r like a rodent with pimples
35:00 <cherri_pie> lol
35:00 <simba> anyway be quiet Saemon is here now
35:00 <simba> let the man type
35:00 <cherri_pie> do u look in the mirror
35:00 <cherri_pie> and see pimples or a rodent
35:00 <cherri_pie> which one lol
35:00 <cherri_pie> am i annoying u
35:00 <blinkybill> simba is a tremendous gentleman 
35:00 <Saemon> simba why u being so nice to me now?
35:00 <cherri_pie> u want me to be quiet
35:00 <simba> Saemon and i are going to be like kane and xpac the unimaginable force joined together to take out the big show aka the big fat dyke
35:00 <cherri_pie> what a win for me
35:00 <cherri_pie> i own simba
35:00 <simba> because someone even worse is active Saemon
35:00 <Saemon> ....wth
35:00 <Saemon> really?
35:00 <simba> cherri_pie is the big fat dyke
35:00 <simba> she must be taken down with harpoons
35:00 <cherri_pie> simba is my son born from a discarded conny 
36:00 <Saemon> so you are willing to put your diffrences with me aside simba, to fight cherri_pie?
36:00 <simba> yep
36:00 <simba> One night only !!!!
36:00 <Saemon> wow
36:00 <cherri_pie> see
36:00 <Saemon> nice :D
36:00 <cherri_pie> thats how desperate he is to get my attention
36:00 <cherri_pie> lol
36:00 <Saemon> so cherri_pie is a female?
36:00 <cherri_pie> what a saddo
36:00 <Saemon> fuck u cherri_pie
36:00 <Bonny> he has your attention by caring about him.. 
36:00 <Saemon> stfu
36:00 <Bonny> you can't deny caring cos you haven't shutup
36:00 <cherri_pie> no i have his attention
36:00 <simba> cherri_pie wants to meet up with me but i keep telling her im only into cute BBWs not the sloppy dirty ones
36:00 <peace> hi cherri_pie
36:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <peace> you tell em
37:00 <Saemon> cherri_pie does sound like such a try hard
37:00 <cherri_pie> when i put him on ignore he cries
37:00 <Saemon> so badass n shit
37:00 <Saemon> ur a fucken poser cherri_pie
37:00 <cherri_pie> watch this i wont respond
37:00 <cherri_pie> and he will keep going on about me
37:00 <cherri_pie> as soon as i come back he will start 
37:00 <simba> cherri_pie actually admitted last night that she falls to peer pressure and basically has no actual opinions of her own
37:00 <cherri_pie> coz hes desperate
37:00 <ZeroDistance> he's a poor mans british meat
38:00 <blinkybill> simba been bungin too much nescafe 43
38:00 <cherri_pie> its just funny to see that simba has no purpose in life
38:00 <cherri_pie> lol
38:00 <Saemon> lol i think cherri_pie is winning this argument simba, im gon jump onto her side
38:00 <Bonny> and what is your purpose in life, cherri_pie? to harrass ppl?
39:00 <simba> its not an argument... its like sparring in karate
39:00 <simba> its practice
39:00 <simba> for when someone imprortant comes on
39:00 <blinkybill> haha
39:00 <Saemon> meh u two are both fags, and this is comin me whose bi-curious
39:00 <Saemon> anyway
39:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
39:00 <blinkybill> simba needs practice to win an argument
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
39:00 <blinkybill> what a useless fuc 
39:00 <Saemon> u there?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> don't address me
39:00 <simba> practice makes perfect
39:00 <Saemon> why not?
40:00 <Saemon> who do u think u are?
40:00 <simba> havent u heard that expression i think bill clinton made it up
40:00 <Saemon> get a reality check old man u aint no one special cint
40:00 <Saemon> cunt
40:00 <simba> hes the special cunt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where you're wrong
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking amazing
40:00 <Saemon> oh ok then u are special
40:00 <simba> like mourinho but a cunt not a one
40:00 <Saemon> did u comepete in the special olympics
41:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One before things got negative between us jsut now, i wanted to ask
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no
41:00 <Saemon> do u think this whole cm punk quitting wwe thing
41:00 <Saemon> is a work?
41:00 <Saemon> i think it is
41:00 <peace> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d1_1391954025
41:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Come at me bro! (Date: Oct-10-2012, 1 hour ago) - Views: 592 - Played: 785
41:00 <simba> cm punk is a child molester
41:00 <peace> its a kangaroo
42:00 <peace> looks tough lol
42:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> what happened 2 cheri_pie did she need a midnight snack 
45:00 <simba> or a midnight 3 course meal 
45:00 <ZeroDistance> ill ave dat
45:00 <simba>  might have to load up my "flooding program"
45:00 <ZeroDistance> k j
46:00 <simba> k j
49:00 <ZeroDistance> kk j
50:00 <Bonny> these arguments are getting too stale
50:00 <Bonny> it's boring
50:00 <simba> well its become routine, when a particular person joins you know theyre not joining to 'contribute' to any possible 'chat'
50:00 <simba> and the ops dont remove these people
50:00 <simba> so it just becomes chaos
51:00 <Bonny> yup 
51:00 <simba> really complain to the ops , lets start flooding their PMs
51:00 <peace> chaos likes anarchy
51:00 <simba> piss them off
51:00 <simba> lets overthrow those fat parents
52:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... that sounded weird ... wasn't the possum in the roof either
53:00 <simba> it was me
53:00 <Bonny> are you masturbating in the roof again, simba?
53:00 <simba> http://zamolxismd.org/m/fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/p75x225/1661294_355482797928360_755279420_n.jpg
53:00 <simba> not on this skippy connection!
53:00 <simba> lol @ comedy central
53:00 <ZeroDistance> FUCK YOUR BINARY RAP NIGGA
54:00 <ZeroDistance> and everything becomes, chaos
54:00 <ZeroDistance> im a dog chasing cars
54:00 <simba> im a moose with attitude
54:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
56:00 <peace> um i just worked it out ive spent over 300 thousand on drugs and alcohol since i was 20
57:00 <cherri_pie> thats ok dont worry about it
57:00 <peace> thats pretty fucked
57:00 <cherri_pie> simbas been paid over 300 thousand by centrelink since hes been on the dole
57:00 <cherri_pie> at least you contributed something to society lol
57:00 <peace> lol
57:00 <cherri_pie> youv probably had a job at least once in your life
57:00 <cherri_pie> unlike some ppl i wont mention any names lol
57:00 <peace> i worked 7 or 8 years
57:00 <peace> or something
57:00 <cherri_pie> lololololll
57:00 <cherri_pie> my point exactly
58:00 <cherri_pie> simbas never had a job
58:00 <cherri_pie> not even once
58:00 <cherri_pie> lol
58:00 <ZeroDistance> jesus christ
58:00 <cherri_pie> no one will pay him
58:00 <ZeroDistance> he had a job
58:00 <ZeroDistance> he had china town
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i wana go there
58:00 <ZeroDistance> GET TO WORK YOU BUSY CHINEE
58:00 <cherri_pie> oh is simba asian
58:00 <cherri_pie> that explains it
58:00 <ZeroDistance> dont mouth off to me in chinee
58:00 <cherri_pie> with his stupid name he probly thinks hes manga lol
59:00 <cherri_pie> im so cool and cute look at me im asian like a little  cartoon te te te te he he he
00:00 <cherri_pie> all you bored cunts google 2 things
00:00 <cherri_pie> 1. kezia noble pick up artist
00:00 <cherri_pie> 2. gucci mane rapper
00:00 <ZeroDistance> shut it you slag
00:00 <cherri_pie> do they still have that lol
00:00 <cherri_pie> i remember when i first joined austnet
01:00 <cherri_pie> large trout slaps 
01:00 <cherri_pie> those were the days lol
01:00 <ZeroDistance> THE DAYS OF LOL ARE OVER
01:00 <cherri_pie> haha
01:00 <cherri_pie> yes i agree
01:00 <cherri_pie> no more lols in here
01:00 <cherri_pie> just unemployed ppl like somba
01:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQEnuXb7abI
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unlocking Black Shark Camo - Battlefield 4 (Nov 7, 2013) 5:32 - Category: Gaming - 92,996 views - 3,617 likes (98.9%), 39 dislikes (1.1%)
01:00 <ZeroDistance> this makes it easier for me
01:00 <cherri_pie> trying to assert there dominance in a chat room lol
01:00 <ZeroDistance> posted for myself 
02:00 <peace> that video?
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> dole dole dole dsp dsp dsp dole dole dole dsp dsp dsp 
03:00 <simba> i swear one person has ten different personalities they join as and say the same things
03:00 <simba> anal sex, dole, dsp
03:00 <Saemon> wats sp?
04:00 <Saemon> dsp*
04:00 <simba> what you would be on if you really were in a wheelchair
05:00 <Saemon> oh disability pension, i am on it
05:00 <simba> sure m8
05:00 <Saemon> i just didnt know your abbreviation for it
05:00 <simba> thats what she said
05:00 <simba> GO FULHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <simba> every soundboy shut up  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENE3cXbRpGw
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn and Neek - Percy (Sir Spyro Remix) (Jun 10, 2013) 1:10 - Category: Music - 2,820 views - 43 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <blinkybill> fuk watchin ur shit 
13:00 <simba> its not for the likes of you mate
13:00 <simba> you probably consider acca dacca the pinnacle of music
13:00 <blinkybill> good cunt
14:00 <blinkybill> dont like gay shit mate
14:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn i might cook a steak
14:00 <ZeroDistance> def gonna have a cig n think about BlackDevil neked
14:00 <ZeroDistance> hottie
14:00 <ZeroDistance> gonna touch u in bad ways 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> the bad touch ;)
20:00 <simba> golegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegolegole fulham
20:00 <simba> fuck u mancs fuck u mancs fuck u mancs fuck u mancs fuck u mancs fuck u mancs 
21:00 <ZeroDistance> asiidbhauishasduiaw7d fycj u cunts
21:00 <ZeroDistance> fuckfuckfuckfuck
21:00 <ZeroDistance> let's go bash that happy feet fucker
23:00 <peace> lol
23:00 <peace> whos that
24:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon
25:00 <simba> she had style! she had flair! she was there! and then she became... the nanny
26:00 <simba> the nanny named fran
26:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
27:00 <peace> not much to do
27:00 <simba> watch fulham dick the mancs
29:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/stgrSjynPKs
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yung Lean - Hurt (Jun 18, 2013) 4:15 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,017,389 views - 9,883 likes (93.2%), 717 dislikes (6.8%)
31:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae54cBZ0vuA
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: homer is gay.wmv (Jan 23, 2010) 0:13 - Category: Comedy - 122 views - 0 likes (0%), 3 dislikes (100%)
33:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel hungry as ffs
33:00 <ZeroDistance> but i had sedative b4
34:00 <ZeroDistance> hmz
34:00 <peace> eat me
34:00 <peace> lol
34:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
36:00 <simba> i also hungry
36:00 <ZeroDistance> yup
36:00 <ZeroDistance> i cbf tho
36:00 <peace> why we all hungry and cbf
37:00 <ZeroDistance> tired n im gaming
37:00 <simba> im going to go get something NOW
37:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
39:00 <simba> croydon house
39:00 <peace> lol
39:00 <peace> whats that
39:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/8TsDrLAScQk
39:00 <peace> is that rehab
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pinch - Elements [SWAMP007] (Jul 29, 2013) 5:33 - Category: Music - 858 views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
39:00 <simba> pinch is a lord
40:00 <ZeroDistance> rehab is for QUITTERS
40:00 <ZeroDistance> you know why I don't give up drinking
40:00 <ZeroDistance> BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKIN QUITTER
41:00 <peace> i am for a week 
41:00 <ZeroDistance> week aint quittin
42:00 <peace> my cat finally got bored of the wardrobe
42:00 <peace> now its on the couch
42:00 <blinkybill> eat it
42:00 <peace> nah
42:00 <ZeroDistance> this tomb raider is sick
43:00 <blinkybill> y not 
43:00 <blinkybill> just chuc it microwave
43:00 <Bonny> ZeroDistance you are a quitter.. you have quit on yourself to not quit booze
43:00 <peace> i like my cat
43:00 <blinkybill> with some cheese on it
44:00 <blinkybill> if ya like it u will like the taste
44:00 <peace> nah man
45:00 <ZeroDistance> does flower and water make pancakes?
45:00 <peace> need egg maybe
45:00 <Bonny> nope flour does
45:00 <ZeroDistance> do ya HAVE to have egg
45:00 <blinkybill> yeah, when u turn on the sprinklers
46:00 <blinkybill> the bees even put on the honey for ya
46:00 <ZeroDistance> ino flour does
46:00 <Bonny> you don't put eggs in you are simply just making a batter that is used on fish and chips
46:00 <blinkybill> i make pancakes out of bi carp soda and water
46:00 <blinkybill> carb
46:00 <Bonny> lol
46:00 <blinkybill> taste nice n tangy 
46:00 <ZeroDistance> its saying baking powder, egg, sugar
47:00 <peace> i use self rasing flour eggs suga
47:00 <blinkybill> bleh i gotta get up in 5 hours
47:00 <peace> when i used to eat them
48:00 <blinkybill> make damper
48:00 <blinkybill> dont be unaustralian
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damper/scone loaf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> flour and water ... and a heat source
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're set
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
49:00 <blinkybill> ye
49:00 <blinkybill> easy as
49:00 <blinkybill> old fashioned
49:00 <blinkybill> best way too cook 
50:00 <simba> i dont even like pancakes
50:00 <blinkybill> bloody young kids these days dont even know how to start a fire
50:00 <simba> french toast ftw
50:00 <Bonny> night
50:00 <blinkybill> fuk uop simba
50:00 <blinkybill> u unaustralian cunt
50:00 <Saemon> wth do u eat damper with?
50:00 <blinkybill> grubs
50:00 <simba> please stop attacking me peter
50:00 <Saemon> fuck
50:00 <blinkybill> whitchady grubs
50:00 <Saemon> thats not australian
50:00 <Saemon> thats boong
50:00 <blinkybill> or what simba
51:00 <blinkybill> gonna get me banned
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I put vegemite and butter on mine *shrugs*
51:00 <simba> i dont want to be your son 
51:00 <blinkybill> ill spear ya
51:00 <Saemon> tru blu australian tucka is a meat pie and farmers union iced coffee
51:00 <Bastardly_One> same as I put on scones
51:00 <blinkybill> i make me own pies
51:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i even make my own vegemite through my armpits
51:00 <blinkybill> outter damper an dead dingo 
51:00 <Saemon> i can stand vegemite in small doses
52:00 <blinkybill> leave dingo meat in hot sun 5 days
52:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> but yeah fresh buttered damper....yummmm!
52:00 <Saemon> its way too salty
52:00 <blinkybill> slow cook
52:00 <simba> actually tru blu tucka is killing ur own roo and cookin it on ur commodores engine m8
52:00 <blinkybill> unna dat JunkiesToDaMax
52:00 <Saemon> so damper is nothin but pure carbs?
52:00 <Saemon> fuck that shit
52:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i love the smell of cooking emu eggs on a shovel and wild boar bacon in the 40+C heat in the outback
52:00 <blinkybill> commoidore not tru aussie car
52:00 <Saemon> a mans gota keep his figure
52:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> it's a great way to wake up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's flour and water dickhead
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just heated up
52:00 <Saemon> flour is carbs baldhead
53:00 <simba> whats everyones fucking favorite dish
53:00 <blinkybill> real man got guts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... but everyone knows what damper is
53:00 <blinkybill> poofters gopt 6 packs
53:00 <simba> mine is gnocchi or lasagne for pasta or pad thai ok now you know
53:00 <peace> pussy
53:00 <blinkybill> ding cunt
53:00 <peace> is mine
53:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One yeah but u were addressing my carbs comment
53:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> mostly italian or indian for me
53:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm nice
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fish mainly
54:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One u just made yourself look stupid
54:00 <ZeroDistance> goat and potatoes!
54:00 <blinkybill> fish is good
54:00 <Saemon> i said damper is pure carbs
54:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i'd kill for some arancini balls now
54:00 <ZeroDistance> is my fav
54:00 <Saemon> u thought it wanst
54:00 <simba> goat brains?
54:00 <Saemon> by saying that its flour and water
54:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
54:00 <ZeroDistance> yuck no
54:00 <Saemon> lol
54:00 <Saemon> u got owned.
54:00 <Saemon> ownt.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot and stop mentioning me
55:00 <Saemon> now ur embaressed
55:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> Saemon: was that you talking about crashing that party on aus day?
55:00 <Saemon> yep
55:00 <Saemon> that was me
55:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> did you go
55:00 <Saemon> didnt end up doin it though
55:00 <Saemon> no
55:00 <simba> apparently goat brains is some delicacy and once at a family dinner i loaded a bowl full of it thinking it was just lamb or something and everyone was like wow so impressed then my mum told me it was brains and i couldnt eat any
55:00 <blinkybill> i drink gasoline with my damper
55:00 <Saemon> too many teens were there
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not embarssd at all ... I just thought you didn't know what damper was
55:00 <Saemon> i didnt want to get start on n bashed
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lol i just love greek and italian
55:00 <Saemon> kids these days got no respect
55:00 <blinkybill> haha
55:00 <blinkybill> saemon get bashed by kids
55:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> did they think you were the hired clown for the party Saemon 
55:00 <blinkybill> what a weak cunt
55:00 <ZeroDistance> red ruby flamingo or watevs in nth adelaide does the best italian ive ever had
55:00 <Saemon> lol
55:00 <ZeroDistance> XD
55:00 <ZeroDistance> expensive tho
56:00 <Saemon> these so called 'kids' these days
56:00 <blinkybill> lil 13 yo knock ya head off with his nulla nulla Saemon
56:00 <Saemon> 15-17 yr old teen males
56:00 <simba> i might have 2 check that out
56:00 <blinkybill> haha
56:00 <Saemon> are fuckein roided up man
56:00 <blinkybill> u scared of 15 yos
56:00 <British^Meat> seman
56:00 <blinkybill> what a pussy
56:00 <Saemon> yeah i am when he is 6'9 n shredded
56:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah man great place, one of my brothers mates runs it with his gf, my brothers gfs x workmate lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he couldn't get his wheelchair in their place more like
56:00 <blinkybill> big deal mate
56:00 <ZeroDistance> tobes told mum bout it so we went
56:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> yeah, these kids will film it and put it on facebook. then you'll go on a current affair with your face blacked out talking about the traumatising experience
56:00 <blinkybill> a grown man should be stronger then a teen 
56:00 <simba> theres that weird area on o connell street where resturants only survive for like a year its strange
56:00 <ZeroDistance> simba, its all about sharing food
56:00 <ZeroDistance> which i love
57:00 <Saemon> jsut cuz his age number is 15
57:00 <blinkybill> ywp
57:00 <Saemon> his arm roided up arm strength could probably kill with 1 punch
57:00 <blinkybill> haha sure sure
57:00 <blinkybill> yeah mate roided up bro
57:00 <Saemon> hey
57:00 <Saemon> dont doubt my cred
57:00 <Saemon> i used to do mma
57:00 <Saemon> i know my shit
57:00 <Saemon> how much it takes to kill
57:00 <blinkybill> Saemon u know arms got fuck all to do with how hard u punch
57:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> Saemon: it sounds more like you thought they were sexy. do you suppress homo-erotic thoughts?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> MMA huh?
58:00 <Saemon> yep
58:00 <blinkybill> ya power comes more from hips an legs
58:00 <simba> you used to do MMA as in My Mummies Asshole as in fuck ur mom in the ass so ur dad couldnt tell u had been mutilating her Pussey
58:00 <Saemon> i did muay thai first
58:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been hard from a supposed wheelchair
58:00 <Saemon> then advanced to mma
58:00 <blinkybill> nana an ya scared of 15 yos saemon
58:00 <blinkybill> haha
58:00 <blinkybill> yeah mate im MMA
58:00 <blinkybill> pro bro 
58:00 <blinkybill> scared of 15 yos
58:00 <Saemon> so wat
58:00 <blinkybill> fulla shit ya fgt
59:00 <blinkybill> got no balls cunt
59:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> you could have offered to drive them all home, or buy more beer with ID. you could have made friends ... in REAL LIFE!
59:00 <Saemon> mate i got no balls?
59:00 <blinkybill> hahabga
59:00 <blinkybill> funny cunt JunkiesToDaMax
59:00 <blinkybill> yep
59:00 <blinkybill> no balls
59:00 <Saemon> i used to rock up to a hells angels club house on my own to smash the cunt who hit on my gf
00:00 <blinkybill> yeah sure sure
00:00 <Saemon> luckily for him he wasnt there that night
00:00 <blinkybill> yeah mate i just strolled into the clubhouse
00:00 <blinkybill> to bash the hells angels
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> yes, he wouldnt want to go to jail for breaking all your limbs
00:00 <Saemon> would u have dared to do that?
00:00 <Saemon> i dont think so
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> lucky for him
01:00 <blinkybill> mate i went to mexico to bash the head of the los zetas cartel 
01:00 <Saemon> lol break my limbs, have u forgotton 
01:00 <Saemon> i did mma.
01:00 <blinkybill> walked into their headquaters
01:00 <Saemon> i know all the submussions
01:00 <simba> blinkybill has pulled a knife on an irc user before
01:00 <blinkybill> with me commando charcoal on me face
01:00 <Saemon> submission moves and arm and leg locks
01:00 <blinkybill> bashed em all 
01:00 <British^Meat> why was your gf hanging out with hells angels?
01:00 <simba> hes a hard cunt - he'll even abuse you in pm, will old petey
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how? you claim to be in a wheechair
01:00 <blinkybill> Saemon at the end of the day ya scared of a 15yo
01:00 <Saemon> British^Meat she wasnt
02:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> are you in a wheelchair as a result of a professional MMA accident?
02:00 <Saemon> she was at the pub with her mates
02:00 <blinkybill> she was gettin banged by them 
02:00 <Saemon> and then the HA guy came up to her
02:00 <Saemon> she rang me n told me about it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, don't give him more stories to bullshit with xm
02:00 <Saemon> and i went to confront him
02:00 <simba> HA
02:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:00 <blinkybill> ha
02:00 <blinkybill> thats right hs
02:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> blinkybill is right. she wouldnt get banged by just one, it'd be the whole bikie gang
02:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> so this guy would have to bash the entire club
02:00 <blinkybill> haha fukin oath 
02:00 <Saemon> nah i appealed to their sense of honor
02:00 <British^Meat> oh man, did she tell him she had a bf?
03:00 <Saemon> one on one man to man
03:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i think Saemon is like bruce lee in the movies. takes on 5000 ninjas at once
03:00 <Saemon> they agreed and said they respected me
03:00 <Saemon> for having the balls to show up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me ... is Russia trolling? ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1606958_422798971186589_1575547997_n.jpg
03:00 <blinkybill> haha yeah really believe ya Saemon
03:00 <blinkybill> scared of school jkids
03:00 <simba> 333-666
03:00 <Saemon> wahever dont believe me
03:00 <blinkybill> but yeah mate go to bikies vlub house to bash tme
03:00 <blinkybill> ahahaha
03:00 <Saemon> i know what happened
04:00 <blinkybill> yep yep
04:00 <blinkybill> i believe ya
04:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah sense of humor gets you into a chicks pants..
04:00 <blinkybill> i suppose now they gave you a patch
04:00 <simba> yes its signifying their war against america only beginning
04:00 <British^Meat> i suplex bikies through flimsy tables
04:00 <simba> two of the three heavyweights
04:00 <Saemon> kids these days though
04:00 <Saemon> fucken no morals
04:00 <ZeroDistance> you have no morals
04:00 <ZeroDistance> obviously
04:00 <blinkybill> bikies dont have any morals
05:00 <Saemon> will mug ya for a high
05:00 <Saemon> even if ur a olg granny
05:00 <blinkybill> yeah to buy drugs off the bikies
05:00 <blinkybill> all comes back same circle
05:00 <Saemon> we need to brign back vigilante groups to dish out justice
05:00 <Saemon> cuz the lil shits know the law cant touch them
05:00 <blinkybill> u can be the captain Saemon
05:00 <Saemon> yeah i would be
05:00 <blinkybill> go to all the clubhouses an bash them out
05:00 <Saemon> if i had back up
05:00 <blinkybill> you dont need it
06:00 <Saemon> no way im gona face them kids on my own
06:00 <blinkybill> your the MMA ing
06:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> he can be like Professor X from the x-men
06:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> even in a wheelchair too
06:00 <blinkybill> went on ya own the worlds strongest biie gang
06:00 <blinkybill> ready to take on all members
06:00 <blinkybill> why ya need help?
06:00 <Saemon> my mma was like 10 yrs ago
06:00 <blinkybill> so what?
06:00 <Saemon> im abit rusty nowdays
06:00 <Saemon> been out of training yo
07:00 <blinkybill> too rusty to bash a 15 yo
07:00 <blinkybill> but not a hells angel 
07:00 <blinkybill> that prob been alot more scraps then a 15yo
07:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> even yoga would help to bash 15 year olds
07:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> they're not that much trouble
07:00 <Saemon> nah the hells angel guy was a middle aged fat old dude
07:00 <blinkybill> haha JunkiesToDaMax
07:00 <Saemon> who was unfit and had a massive gut and a limp
07:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> and you cared that he hit on your girlfriend because?
07:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> you really thought he was that much of a threat?
08:00 <Saemon> and probably diabetees
08:00 <Saemon> the 15 yr old kid is a rugby player.
08:00 <blinkybill> Saemon so u only got balls fight someone with a limp thats old?
08:00 <Saemon> whose more physically fit?
08:00 <blinkybill> u sound like a woosie mate 
08:00 <Saemon> so wat
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so, imaginary gf, and a crippled doing MMA
08:00 <Saemon> u fight to win man
08:00 <blinkybill> talk it up
08:00 <Saemon> why the hell would i want to fight someone who has a chance of beating me?
08:00 <Saemon> thats just dumb.
09:00 <blinkybill> Saemon when u went to the club house
09:00 <blinkybill> what if a 180kg bikie comes out
09:00 <blinkybill> thats 35
09:00 <blinkybill> chance of beating you?
09:00 <blinkybill> you are a puppet
09:00 <Saemon> then i'd run away, if that happened
09:00 <blinkybill> yep thought so 
10:00 <blinkybill> how you gonna look after your gf
10:00 <Saemon> but what happened was the bikie that i wanted to fight looked to be in his 50s
10:00 <blinkybill> if u cant defend yaself if you think someone can bash you
10:00 <Saemon> and unfit
10:00 <blinkybill> bnut u went to his clubhouse
10:00 <blinkybill> theres prob 10 bikies in there
10:00 <Saemon> for a one on one
10:00 <Saemon> yeah and his biker friends respected my courage
10:00 <blinkybill> oh yeah its always 1 on 1 with them 
10:00 <blinkybill> yeah sure mate
11:00 <Saemon> nah they knew the situation
11:00 <simba> pete is a passionate braunschweig man
11:00 <British^Meat> pic of your gf?
11:00 <Saemon> ex-gf now
11:00 <peace> lol
11:00 <blinkybill> shes with the HA now
11:00 <British^Meat> pic of your ex gf?
11:00 <blinkybill> hell analed
11:00 <Saemon> nah she passed away
11:00 <blinkybill> shes gettin 
11:00 <simba> Hairy Assholes?
11:00 <blinkybill> ha ya
12:00 <blinkybill> another Saemon bs story 
12:00 <Saemon> whatever mate ur way too paranoid
12:00 <Saemon> think everythign is bs
12:00 <simba> everything he says is made up
12:00 <blinkybill> nuh
12:00 <blinkybill> just u talk shit
12:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> she died from knowing too much about the truth of 911
12:00 <blinkybill> lol
12:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> CIA killed her
12:00 <Saemon> simba with his crazy conspiracy theories
13:00 <simba> stfu bitch
13:00 <simba> gut ya
13:00 <blinkybill> Saemon you being watchin too much rocky balboa mate 
13:00 <blinkybill> clubber lang
13:00 <British^Meat> dont turn simba against us
13:00 <simba> youve been watching too much 'Three Ninjas Kickback'
14:00 <blinkybill> nuh
14:00 <Saemon> is that the one with hollywood hulk hogan?
14:00 <blinkybill> he been watchin too much night rider
14:00 <simba> go fulham
14:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One
14:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
14:00 <Saemon> i just realised, there are 2 triple h's!
14:00 <ZeroDistance> k j
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Saemon> 1 - hunter hurst helmsley
14:00 <blinkybill> Saemon know how much i won my last fight by?
15:00 <blinkybill> 100 metres
15:00 <Saemon> 2 - hollywoold hulk hogan
15:00 <simba> the hurricane
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Saemon> thats only 1 h
15:00 <simba> i no i just remembered him
16:00 <blinkybill> im rubbin me dick Saemon
16:00 <simba> what does everybody want? HEAD
16:00 <blinkybill> rubbin me helmut
16:00 <Saemon> al snow simba :P
16:00 <simba> al snow and head
16:00 <simba> head owned
16:00 <simba> unlike braunschweig
17:00 <blinkybill> own ya
17:00 <blinkybill> red rooster chicken
17:00 <simba> did braunschweig go down to the third division or something? lol
17:00 <simba> cant see them in bundesliga 2
17:00 <blinkybill> i stopped drinkin piss for a month
17:00 <Saemon> blinkybill do u like farmers unoin iced coffee?
17:00 <blinkybill> lost 3 kilo
18:00 <blinkybill> never heard of it
18:00 <Saemon> oh
18:00 <simba> oh you are in the bundesliga but sucking hard
18:00 <simba> i bet your home people are ashamed
18:00 <Saemon> 3 kilos
18:00 <Saemon> how does that make u lose weight?
19:00 <blinkybill> beer makes u put weight on
19:00 <blinkybill> u stop do drops off
19:00 <Saemon> really?
19:00 <Saemon> wat aspect of the beer
19:00 <blinkybill> did for me 
19:00 <Saemon> does it have high carb content?
19:00 <Saemon> calories?
19:00 <blinkybill> i dont read that shit
19:00 <blinkybill> u paranoid alot?
19:00 <blinkybill> about carbs
19:00 <Saemon> yeah man i need to lose weight
19:00 <Saemon> fast
19:00 <blinkybill> do some exercise
20:00 <blinkybill> im bout right weight now
20:00 <Saemon> yeah i do, but gotta watch wat i eat too for it to work
20:00 <Saemon> i used to go to the gym alot, and then always ate maccas and kfc
20:00 <blinkybill> waste time
21:00 <Saemon> and i wondered why i didnt see any difference
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <blinkybill> i craved good food when i went to the gym
21:00 <blinkybill> now i dont i crave shit food
21:00 <blinkybill> shoulda kept going
21:00 <simba> ur body is a temple - dont park kfc in it
21:00 <blinkybill> pulled a hemi
21:00 <blinkybill> put me off
21:00 <blinkybill> hemmaroid
21:00 <Saemon> how did that happen?
22:00 <blinkybill> liftin weights
22:00 <simba> watching fulham beat man utd at old toilet is so entertaining it really is
22:00 <Saemon> where was the hemmaroid?
22:00 <blinkybill> my ass hole
22:00 <blinkybill> didnt feel too good havin a shit gor 3 weeks
23:00 <blinkybill> fuk gym
23:00 <blinkybill> gotta be into that shit too much
25:00 <blinkybill> go for a run Saemon
25:00 <Saemon> if u dont lift weights
25:00 <Saemon> then how would your arm be defined?
25:00 <Saemon> ur arms are just gona look like noodles
25:00 <blinkybill> i got some in arm already from work 
27:00 <blinkybill> i already strong in upper body
27:00 <blinkybill> more wanted do lower body work
28:00 <Saemon> cool
28:00 <Saemon> wat do u do for work?
28:00 <blinkybill> spray painter 
28:00 <Saemon> if u do somehting like brick laying or concreting
28:00 <Saemon> then no need to go gym
28:00 <blinkybill> fuk concretein
28:00 <blinkybill> that shit hard work 
28:00 <Saemon> yeah man lol
28:00 <Saemon> i tried 1 time helpin out a mate
29:00 <Saemon> never again lol
29:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i could do the job of watching the concrete dry and guarding it though
29:00 <blinkybill> ye
29:00 <blinkybill> lol
29:00 <blinkybill> gotta move fast with it
29:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> even if it means shooting ducks that dare to cross it
29:00 <blinkybill> haha
29:00 <blinkybill> you be sniper JunkiesToDaMax
29:00 <Saemon> aight niggas i gona get a nap
29:00 <Saemon> laterz
30:00 <blinkybill> my PT was same size as me i could do a few weights higher then his
30:00 <blinkybill> later
30:00 <simba> bye Saemon-afk, i love you so fucking much
30:00 <simba> im going to masturbate to your six letter useername until you come back
30:00 <blinkybill> simba couldnt even benchpress a pencil 
30:00 <simba> 4:1)
30:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> cuz dat cos we abo have big nose let in more air. like v8 engine bro
31:00 <simba> i saw an aboriginal smoke a bong through his nostril once
31:00 <blinkybill> hahaa dat it aye
31:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ok night Saemon-afk 
31:00 <blinkybill> dat der giv us moor enrgyz aye
31:00 <blinkybill> dardy az
31:00 <blinkybill> u just lookin at the mirror simba
31:00 <blinkybill> you pieter lovin fuck
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> what
32:00 <simba> fuck pieter
32:00 <simba> and fuck braunschweig
32:00 <simba> and fuck chivas regal
32:00 <blinkybill> what is braunshweig
33:00 <simba> ur shitty ass deutsch team?
33:00 <blinkybill> dunno wtf u talkin abot
33:00 <simba> [22:53:39] <dolan> i'd like to see you at a braunschweig game
33:00 <simba> dont u follow bundesliga.2?
33:00 <blinkybill> nuh
33:00 <blinkybill> dolan sounds like a good bloke 
33:00 <simba> fuck u 
33:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> just one more time 
33:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> for good luck
34:00 <simba> no i know the system
34:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> you work it bro
34:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> the loophole
34:00 <blinkybill> lol
34:00 <blinkybill> simba studied the bot
34:00 <blinkybill> his life long acheivement 
34:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> the ways of the bot
34:00 <simba> its 3x auto ban you fucking moron
34:00 <simba> no study needed
35:00 <simba> maybe if youre a 45 year old wash up like u
35:00 <simba> xD
35:00 <blinkybill> old is good son 
35:00 <simba> have to slow down and focus on things these days dont u
35:00 <simba> old age is wearin u down
35:00 <blinkybill> teach you young fellas thing or 2
35:00 <simba> yeah? teach me something
35:00 <simba> that isnt to do with gambling
35:00 <blinkybill> thats right son 
35:00 <simba> go on 
35:00 <simba> drop some K.nowledge
36:00 <simba> u fucken weed dealing lower class git
36:00 <blinkybill> you are taken a gamble not listenin to me son
36:00 <blinkybill> with ya life
36:00 <simba> ok drop some wisdom thern
36:00 <simba> fuck
36:00 <simba> man u score
36:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> blinkybill was around when the rainbow serpent was still an egg. he is eternal
36:00 <simba> fuck u fuck ufuck u fuck ufuck u fuck ufuck u fuck ufuck u fuck ufuck u fuck ufuck u fuck u
36:00 <blinkybill> haha dat it der cuz
37:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> oi fuckn emu cum back with egg
37:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> k go make sun
37:00 <simba> come on dolan teach me something
37:00 <blinkybill> lol
37:00 <blinkybill> i just did son 
38:00 <simba> when
38:00 <simba> “dat it der cuz”?
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <blinkybill> told ya its wise to listen to me
38:00 <simba> ok, so say something
38:00 <simba> come on
38:00 <blinkybill> that itself is a tremendous amount of wisdom 
38:00 <simba> im waiting
39:00 <blinkybill> why do you want to know son?
39:00 <blinkybill> what*
40:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> blinkybill came up with the new drinking slogan: if you neknominate and dont film it, you're a bloody idiot
41:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> tremendous wisdom
41:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> spoken by blinkybill of the gentlemen party
42:00 <blinkybill> ahaha
42:00 <blinkybill> fuk u funny fuka JunkiesToDaMax
42:00 <blinkybill> wish i had your wit bro 
44:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> time to sleep
44:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> nite cuz
44:00 <blinkybill> nite bro
44:00 <blinkybill> good catchin up with ya :)
44:00 <blinkybill> simba
45:00 <blinkybill> u want some gamblin tips
46:00 <simba> NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
46:00 <simba> brb
48:00 <blinkybill> simba
48:00 <blinkybill> you still got a emo haircut?
48:00 <simba> only in your dreams
49:00 <blinkybill> when u gonna man up
50:00 <blinkybill> n get rid of it son
50:00 <simba> when you realise it isnt 2008 anymore
51:00 <Attila`WoW> :)
51:00 <blinkybill> lol
51:00 <Attila`WoW> cigarette time.
52:00 <simba> fulham equalise
52:00 <simba> what a fucked up game
52:00 <blinkybill> what kind of haircut you got now simba
52:00 <simba> fuck u mancs
52:00 <blinkybill> stop swearing
52:00 <simba> stop talking about my hair faggot
52:00 <blinkybill> im a hair dresser
52:00 <simba> looooooooooooooooooooooool
53:00 <blinkybill> i got a machete
53:00 <blinkybill> cut ya emo hair off with 
54:00 <blinkybill> simba
54:00 <blinkybill> do u even know how to use a hammer?
54:00 <simba> u must be really bored
54:00 <simba> full time mancs draw :D
54:00 <blinkybill> i just wising you up
54:00 <blinkybill> how to be manly
54:00 <blinkybill> instead a fgt
55:00 <simba> im a real boy dw
55:00 <simba> ive never lost a fight
55:00 <blinkybill> a boi
55:00 <blinkybill> yes coz u run off
55:00 <simba> just because i piss you off online doesnt mean im like scrawny or something
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <blinkybill> win by 100 metres
55:00 <simba> i know thats a safe assumption to make but im sorry its wrong
55:00 <blinkybill> lol u got a emo haircut
55:00 <simba> i dont have any kind of haircut
56:00 <simba> ive let it grow for years
56:00 <simba> its been cut like three times in two years
56:00 <blinkybill> a boi with a emo haircut never gonna piss me off xon 
56:00 <simba> calm down bro
56:00 <simba> chill out have another drink
56:00 <Attila> blinkybill's bald. 
56:00 <Attila> lol. 
57:00 <simba> ru jealous of my hair pete
57:00 <blinkybill> im drinkin cocacola
57:00 <Attila> he has aids. 
57:00 <blinkybill> think i had too many cocacola roday
59:00 <blinkybill> my hair is full grey
59:00 <blinkybill> bald on top
59:00 <blinkybill> hair on sides with pony tail
59:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <Attila> and noone cares. 
00:00 <blinkybill> i got real style
00:00 <blinkybill> not like u young fellas these days 
00:00 <simba> sure m8
00:00 <blinkybill> moustache too 
00:00 <Attila> do you keep up with fads?
01:00 <Attila> Is that important to you?
01:00 <simba> anyone that has to convince a couple of men at 4am in a chatroom that they have style is probably a fucking huge loser
01:00 <simba> like you, peter
01:00 <simba> 4:1)
01:00 <blinkybill> im old son
01:00 <blinkybill> i been through the mill
01:00 <blinkybill> seen all the new fashion trends
02:00 <blinkybill> i even still tilt my hat 
03:00 <blinkybill> you know how to tilt ya hat to a lady simba?
03:00 <blinkybill> or you got no style an wear ya hat backwards like some young teenage dirt bag 
04:00 <simba>  i hate hats
04:00 <simba> i dont own a hat
04:00 <blinkybill> mess ya hair?
04:00 <blinkybill> you carry a comb n mirror in ya handbag ?
04:00 <simba> hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat 
04:00 <simba> stfu grandpa
06:00 <Bastardly_One> .
06:00 <blinkybill> listen son, no need for such vulgar behaviour
06:00 <blinkybill> back in my day talk to an elder like that you get the can e 
06:00 <simba> yeah well this is 2014 bitch
07:00 <blinkybill> im tired
09:00 <blinkybill> how old are you simba
12:00 <simba> 6666666666666666666666666666
12:00 <blinkybill> u old cunt
13:00 <simba> eintracht braunschweig bottom of bundesliga
13:00 <simba> 666
13:00 <blinkybill> fuk up
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> you actually lied and said you didnt support them before
13:00 <blinkybill> im old an grumpy
13:00 <simba> your brothers wouldve beaten you to death
13:00 <simba> for abandoning them like that
13:00 <simba> and lying
13:00 <simba> you disgrace
13:00 <blinkybill> ill smac u cunt with my walkin stick 
13:00 <simba> you abandoned your brothers
13:00 <simba> you are such a fake skin head!!!!!
14:00 <blinkybill> im not a skinhead
14:00 <blinkybill> i got a opony tail
14:00 <blinkybill> i pull it over my bald patches
15:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
16:00 <blinkybill> i need to piss
16:00 <blinkybill> might just piss out my window
32:00 <lumeah> fuck you's are funny.. lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't go that far
40:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
41:00 <Attila> not even remotely amusing. :(
42:00 <lumeah> who seid i was laughing with them... 
43:00 <lumeah> ? 
43:00 <Attila> nobody. 
43:00 <lumeah> riight... 
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for sleep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tired but awake
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhh
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be coffee time
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stupid fucking work. Why the fuck do I have to work on a oublic holiday
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Public
23:00 <Bastardly_One> awwww
31:00 <shadsam> sponge cake
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
42:00 <Bastardly_One> .
45:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
52:00 <FolkDancer> u ain't stealing my car
53:00 <shadsam> elo folky
53:00 <FolkDancer> hi shadsam
53:00 <shadsam> hows it going
53:00 <FolkDancer> much better now
54:00 <shadsam> nice
54:00 <FolkDancer> i updated my antivirus
54:00 <shadsam> me 3
54:00 <FolkDancer> it " screwed" my puter
55:00 <shadsam> oh good lord
55:00 <FolkDancer> cud not join internet webpage can not be shown
55:00 <shadsam> hmm
56:00 <shadsam> not good
56:00 <FolkDancer> i phoned my provider all was ok hmm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine went stupid before
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was ready to go spastic at the housemate
56:00 <FolkDancer> i formated my "c"
56:00 <shadsam> really
56:00 <FolkDancer> i reinstalled xp pro
57:00 <shadsam> wht a hasle
57:00 <FolkDancer> it went ok
57:00 <shadsam> nps
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that won't be supported shortly
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as of March this year I think
57:00 <shadsam> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> XP that is
57:00 <Attila> heh. 
57:00 <FolkDancer> as u can c i'm on
57:00 <shadsam> oh billy gtes
57:00 <FolkDancer> no longer supported
57:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure that's what M$ said last time I checked
58:00 <shadsam> hmmmmm,m
58:00 <shadsam> im on win7
58:00 <FolkDancer> i got 130 updates this am in 1 shot
58:00 <shadsam> ive tried 8
58:00 <shadsam> lol dude
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what crashed ya computer
58:00 <shadsam> the ol updates
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's time to spend some money
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and get a real one possibly
59:00 <FolkDancer> my sis has 8 heard nothing from her
59:00 <shadsam> k
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because she probably can't log on :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Win8 is fucking bad
00:00 <FolkDancer> on my c i have xp pro
00:00 <shadsam> get a boot manager
00:00 <shadsam> install 2x os
00:00 <FolkDancer> on my d winme ( use it for doom2 heretic etc
01:00 <shadsam> true
01:00 <FolkDancer> on xp speed of game not constant
02:00 <shadsam> could be card drivers
02:00 <FolkDancer> on xp i can walk faster than that speed lol
02:00 <shadsam> lol dude
02:00 <shadsam> terrible
03:00 <shadsam> all games run here on w7
03:00 <FolkDancer> winme is great for playing those games
03:00 <shadsam> thats true
03:00 <shadsam> or vista
04:00 <FolkDancer> with "me" too bad u cant get certain progs
04:00 <shadsam> not good
05:00 <FolkDancer> it tells me to upgrade my win ver
05:00 <shadsam> ok
06:00 <shadsam> bot manager is simple
06:00 <shadsam> boot
06:00 <FolkDancer> i don't know of boot manager :(
06:00 <shadsam> run xp and me
08:00 <FolkDancer> when i start up puter it asks me choice between me or xp
08:00 <shadsam> yes
08:00 <shadsam> exactly
08:00 <shadsam> freeware
08:00 <shadsam> google
08:00 <shadsam> cnet
09:00 <shadsam> xd
09:00 <shadsam> brb
09:00 <FolkDancer> k
27:00 <FolkDancer> hi agn ppl
29:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
08:00 <shadsam> ;
18:00 <whencanibehappy> im back bitches!!!
18:00 <shadsam> hey fartbox
18:00 <whencanibehappy> hey man
18:00 <whencanibehappy> i missed you trying to pick me up
18:00 <shadsam> u f wish
19:00 <whencanibehappy> you msg me everyday 
20:00 <whencanibehappy> trying to cyber
20:00 <whencanibehappy> we both know it
20:00 <shadsam> u luv the cock
20:00 <whencanibehappy> yeh sure
20:00 <whencanibehappy> dumb leb
20:00 <shadsam> fuckfaced
24:00 <shadsam> * whencanibehappy sucks your cock
24:00 <shadsam> * whencanibehappy is a man
24:00 <shadsam> * whencanibehappy knows you enjoy it
24:00 <shadsam> fuk off fagget
27:00 <whencanibehappy> hahahahaha
27:00 <whencanibehappy> gay cunt
27:00 <whencanibehappy> you enjoy it lol
55:00 <shadsam> 2
36:00 <partay> oh look it's just turned handy o'clock..Thankfully Mewz is here 
52:00 <Jezer> Sup!
58:00 <CannibalClown> so nice in here
59:00 <partay> CannibalClown make me a sammich
00:00 <CannibalClown> i dont go in the kitchen
03:00 <CannibalClown> yeah ok shut up now
19:00 <AngrymanXL> Druggie Corby just got released.
28:00 <partay> she should do the full 20
49:00 <potato> nice shot, too bad it doesn't count!
49:00 <potato> KEN SILVERMAN
14:00 <BlackDevil> poop doesnt count
32:00 <shadsam> potato u deep fried cunt
32:00 <shadsam> 2
33:00 <shadsam> 2
36:00 <shadsam> two
37:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam has a tiny peen
38:00 <shadsam> shappelle corgy
39:00 <shadsam> to
39:00 <shadsam> too
40:00 <spence> Yoohooo
41:00 <spence> Oooh
50:00 <partay> shadsam how's Jenny Craig going ?
51:00 <BlackDevil> partay what to laugh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2PICCCWYMwk
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neighbour Problems lol - Go F**k Yourself! (Feb 9, 2014) 1:32 - Category: Entertainment - 301+ views - 20 likes (95.2%), 1 dislikes (4.8%)
56:00 <shadsam> ive got a huge wang
01:00 <partay> go fuck yourself
01:00 <spence> Lol
02:00 <spence> sup Shadsy
03:00 <partay> shadsam you have hampster balls 
03:00 <spence> Lmfao
06:00 <CannibalClown> this is shads http://imgur.com/vMs5vwk
07:00 <Serenity> You.
07:00 <Serenity> are fucked
08:00 <lumeah> lol
08:00 <lumeah> why
09:00 <partay> lumeah hows the chaffing ?
09:00 <CannibalClown> :}
09:00 <partay> CannibalClown you sick fuck 
09:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : No Turning Back (Outro) [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
09:00 <lumeah> lol there is no chafe im Super women 
10:00 <lumeah> why is he a sick fuck
10:00 <partay> you dont want to know 
10:00 <lumeah> okk
11:00 <CannibalClown> oh lumeah missed it
11:00 <CannibalClown> was a gif of a guy cumming in his own ass
11:00 <partay> it was a selfie
12:00 <CannibalClown> it was a pic of shads if you must know
14:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Night Of The Chainsaw (Joe Strange Remix) (Feat. Three 6 Mafia) [Mike E Clarks-The Extra Pop Emprium-(Bonus CD) - 2012]
16:00 <ZeroDistance> GOOD
16:00 <ZeroDistance> SHIT SHOW
16:00 <ZeroDistance> never seen it though.
16:00 <spence> What show
16:00 <ZeroDistance> true blud
16:00 <ZeroDistance> in topic
16:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
16:00 <ZeroDistance> emo vamps
16:00 <ZeroDistance> brb
17:00 <spence> dumb vamps
17:00 <spence> camp as
17:00 <BlackDevil> now thats fucking yourself
18:00 <potato> dadcock
20:00 <lumeah> phone stay connected lol
20:00 <potato> KEN SILVERMAN
20:00 <potato> thanks for one!
23:00 <potato> how much would it cost to ddos a server like this?
23:00 <potato> i want to see piet's withdrawal symptoms
23:00 <potato> i have a lot of money
23:00 <potato> i can't imagine the bandwidth is anything more than a few mbps
27:00 <potato> [1:27:14 PM] simba's mate: it's probably a pentium 166Mhz box in blackfaggot's basement
32:00 <ZeroDistance> campy vamps
33:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn emo vamps goin round slittin their wrists in every episode cryin cause they wont die
33:00 <lumeah> huh
33:00 <ZeroDistance> hi
34:00 <ZeroDistance> r u cute lumeah
34:00 <lumeah> hi 
34:00 <ZeroDistance> ih
34:00 <lumeah> why.. are u? 
34:00 <ZeroDistance> NO I LOOK LIKE A SMURF.
34:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
34:00 <BlackDevil> hey i like to cut my wrist
34:00 <BlackDevil> and listen to emo songs
35:00 <lumeah> I liked the smurfs
35:00 <ZeroDistance> i'll be cutting till the day i die and if im not dead then i never will be
35:00 <ZeroDistance> yea smurfette could sit n spin around on a pinky hey
35:00 <lumeah> i knew two people that cut 
36:00 <lumeah> hope its not just a pinky lol
36:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
38:00 <lumeah> lol. 
38:00 <ZeroDistance> yo rofl@this
38:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1620731_10152412753234505_1047654381_n.jpg
39:00 <ZeroDistance> that's my new thing today, "No Bingo bro."
40:00 <potato> ah, yes
40:00 <potato> Ah, yes.
40:00 <ZeroDistance> babby, h4rder
40:00 <lumeah> haha
40:00 <potato> <simber> Ah, yes. Yes, yes yes. Yes. Ah,yes.
41:00 <ZeroDistance> oh baby, yeah baby, oh baby, yeah baby, oh baby, yeah baby
41:00 <lumeah> pm ya selves 
41:00 <ZeroDistance> hm
41:00 <ZeroDistance> stupid bank
41:00 <ZeroDistance> fones busy, need statement so can ring lawyer, get time, call dentist get time
43:00 <lumeah> riiightt
44:00 <ZeroDistance> wot?
47:00 <lumeah> is that your plans for the day? 
49:00 <ZeroDistance> no
50:00 <lumeah> crap
50:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
10:00 <BlackDevil> The Walking Dead S04E09 HDTV x264 2HD
12:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant find my lawyer online lol lost his number n forget what his practice is called
12:00 <ZeroDistance> but because his last name is 'Love' it comes up with too much bs
12:00 <ZeroDistance> ur fault
13:00 <ZeroDistance> i didnt mean it honey
13:00 <ZeroDistance> LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
17:00 <BlackDevil> isnt it 'your fucked' ?
20:00 <ghettowreath> your is possessive.
20:00 <ghettowreath> like your tv dinner or your horseshoe
21:00 <ghettowreath> you're is an abbreviation for you are
23:00 <potato> dog
32:00 <shadsam> 2
36:00 <shadsam> 2
36:00 <Serenity> The statement would be You are fucked. Hence You're. If you were saying your fucked it would be an incomplete sentence as it would be assumed you're describing someones fucked object
37:00 <shadsam> two
38:00 <shadsam> too
38:00 <shadsam> to
38:00 <shadsam> lol
39:00 <Saemon-afk> yeah only bogans who dont know proper gramma says your fucked lol
42:00 <Saemon> wth
42:00 <Saemon> true blood aint cancelled
42:00 <Saemon> theres been no news of this
44:00 <Saemon> ah ok just googled it
45:00 <Serenity> i dont think its been cancelled. its just finished. They have been talking for about 2 seasons now about 7 being the last
45:00 <Serenity> the actors are getting too old
47:00 <Maurice> How dare you, Mr Northman will never be too old
47:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn hell dont have microsoft word
48:00 <ZeroDistance> well i do but disc wont load up
48:00 <ZeroDistance> UR CANCELLED.
48:00 <ZeroDistance> sup sezz
48:00 <ZeroDistance> new american horror story later this yr :P
49:00 <Serenity> you know what ive not even kept up with the other ones haha
49:00 <Serenity> i need to
49:00 <Saemon> yeah i agreee sezz
50:00 <Saemon> stephen moyer has aged wayy to much
50:00 <Serenity> they're vampires haha you cant have old looking vampires
50:00 <Saemon> to convincingly play an immortal vampire now
51:00 <Saemon> usually when actors are in their 20s and 30s, they can look same for like 10 yrs, but moyer in season 1 was like 37ish already
52:00 <Saemon> well there was russel edgington
52:00 <Saemon> but i think that was because he was turned at that age
53:00 <Saemon> same problem with elves i lord of the rings universe
53:00 <Saemon> if the elves arent supposed to age, then why does hugo weavings character look much older then orlando blooms?
53:00 <Saemon> elrond and legolas
54:00 <TheRon> if dolphins are so smart how come they keep getting caught in those nets?
54:00 <Jezer> cause humans kill things
54:00 <Jezer> that are beautiful
54:00 <Saemon> that doesnt dispell the myth that dolphins are smart
55:00 <Saemon> people do dumb things too
55:00 <Saemon> thats like saying, if humans are so smart, then why did 3 million die in the holocaust?
57:00 <TheRon> i watched 12 years a slave last night
57:00 <TheRon> it dragged on a bit
58:00 <Jezer> TheRon
58:00 <TheRon> yes?
58:00 <Jezer> why not thedon
58:00 <Jezer> do u like sports
59:00 <TheRon> i've never even made a century in the backyard
59:00 <Jezer> lolapaloser
59:00 <Jezer> hehe
00:00 <Jezer> good piss off
08:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=028_1392004546
08:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Security Guard Saves Baby Left in Car (Date: Feb-8-2014, 8 mins ago) - Views: 0 - Played: 0
08:00 <BlackDevil> Location: South Australia, Australia
08:00 <TheRon> yep sounds like sa
08:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck my arse
08:00 <ZeroDistance> im in the zone hittin home fuckin runs on the keyboard n telstra calls
08:00 <ZeroDistance> cunts, cunting cunts!
10:00 <British^Meat> TELL US MORE JB
11:00 <ZeroDistance> chug my cock.
12:00 <ZeroDistance> Serenity im pm u somethin just want to know what u think
12:00 <Serenity> ok
12:00 <British^Meat> ewww, no thanks
12:00 <British^Meat> so gay
15:00 <BlackDevil> 11 people died today
15:00 <BlackDevil> because of 2 wrong way drivers
16:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Vampire Freaks [Black Circle Magik - 2007]
19:00 <TheRon> mumford and sons - the cave
20:00 <BlackDevil> The Walking Dead S04E09 720p HDTV x264-2HD
24:00 <ZeroDistance> far out
24:00 <ZeroDistance> im glad u didnt die <3
24:00 <ZeroDistance> i couldnt lose myself to the music without you
33:00 <pisces_38_m> hello
34:00 <TheRon> hi
34:00 <TheRon> footy starts in 2 days
35:00 <pisces_38_m> yes it does
35:00 <pisces_38_m> who u follow?
35:00 <TheRon> geelong
35:00 <pisces_38_m> cool...
35:00 <pisces_38_m> i used to follow fitzroy!
36:00 <TheRon> they play in the amateurs still
36:00 <TheRon> or you could follow brisbane
38:00 <TheRon> cricket next week
51:00 <TheRon> and we don't care about the toung folk
51:00 <TheRon> young folk
52:00 <simba> geelong the diving ducking barcelona of the afl
52:00 <simba> xD
52:00 <TheRon> 2007 simba
53:00 <simba> ...Yes.
02:00 <British^Meat> simba
02:00 <British^Meat> fulham
02:00 <British^Meat> listen to it on the wireless i did
03:00 <shadsam> uits goofy
04:00 <TheRon> i love it when you burp thru your nose
10:00 <TheRon> let's all meet up in the year 2000, won't it be strange when we're all fully grown........
10:00 <ZeroDistance> bit warm out
11:00 <TheRon> mid 20's in vic
25:00 <TheRon> we're up all night to get lucky
28:00 <simba> yeah i watched fulham it was good
28:00 <TheRon> fulham v??
29:00 <TheRon> chelsea?
29:00 <simba> no old mate
29:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/RKbQ9TskXus
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa - Boardroom Clip (Aug 2, 2013) 0:48 - Category: Film and Animation - 46,352 views - 162 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
30:00 <British^Meat> Ah hah!
30:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTHcKHdcWI
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk Give Life Back to Music Video (May 14, 2013) 3:30 - Category: Music - 904,899 views - 4,882 likes (97.7%), 117 dislikes (2.3%)
31:00 <TheRon> i'm cool, i'm hip, i'm down with the kids
32:00 <TheRon> whats the rest of the daft punk cd like??
33:00 <simba> boring
33:00 <TheRon> no good?
34:00 <lumeah> sure you are :). lpl
34:00 <simba> lpl
34:00 <lumeah> yeah ya love me :p
35:00 <simba> who are you
35:00 <lumeah> me 
35:00 <lumeah> lol
35:00 <simba> me too
36:00 <simba> APHEX TWIN - WAX THE NIP
37:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> lpl...
38:00 <British^Meat> light pladder leakage
40:00 <abc> let people laugh
42:00 <TheRon> she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly
43:00 <simba> stop making me laugh 
44:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/h9RrlXSMkt0
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alan Partridge Interviews Noel Gallagher (with Simon Pegg) (Jun 27, 2009) 5:36 - Category: Comedy - 508,773 views - 1,278 likes (97.6%), 31 dislikes (2.4%)
44:00 <British^Meat> i laughed at that
45:00 <British^Meat> that is all
46:00 <TheRon> the guys at the bowling club wanna seem me  do kareoke again
46:00 <TheRon> i was pissed doing cold chisel numbers
47:00 <abc> do you look like jimmie barnes ?
47:00 <TheRon> a bowie song may have slipped in
47:00 <TheRon> no
47:00 <TheRon> i tend to do the ian moss ones
48:00 <abc> if you wanna do it and you have some fun .. go for it
49:00 <TheRon> i'm different to most kareoke people, i actually know the words to stuff
50:00 <TheRon> 420 simba
50:00 <British^Meat> hah, reminds me of school, ppl were all like ""Youre so funny when youre pissed!"
50:00 <abc> do you dance and wave your arms around etc?
50:00 <British^Meat> how embaressing
50:00 <British^Meat> is that u TheRon? the funny pissed guy
50:00 <TheRon> no idon't do midnight oil songas
50:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgHZ2SGej8 gr8 band
50:00 <abc> haha
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Stars of Track and Field - Belle and Sebastian w/ Lyrics (Mar 1, 2011) 4:45 - Category: Music - 26,449 views - 76 likes (98.7%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
53:00 <TheRon> i haven't fallen off the stage into the punch yet
54:00 <abc> it might add to the entertainment tho 
54:00 <abc> not for you
54:00 <abc> for the audience
54:00 <TheRon> i know, i'm not that brave
55:00 <TheRon> it would be interesting to do a bon jovi song and do a stage dive
55:00 <abc> only try that if your mates are in the audience and will safety put you bakc
56:00 <TheRon> so true
56:00 <TheRon> my mates would let me drop though
56:00 <abc> otherwise you might never kareoke again
56:00 <abc> lol good mates or what
56:00 <TheRon> they love me
57:00 <TheRon> sorry abc, all i'm thinking with you is that song poison arrow
58:00 <abc> shoot that poison arrow thru my heaaaarrrrt !
58:00 <TheRon> yeah that one
59:00 <BlackDevil> aww i thought it was the bouncy girl
00:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRz4FY0ZcwI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five for Fighting - Superman (It's Not Easy) (Oct 2, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 10,685,483 views - 38,448 likes (98.6%), 527 dislikes (1.4%)
11:00 <TheRon> toyota, another 2000 jobs gone
14:00 <TheRon> the london bombs
17:00 <lumeah> phones being a bitch
17:00 <Jezer> dam
17:00 <Jezer> no goods
17:00 <lumeah> i know ahy
17:00 <TheRon> telstra?
18:00 <Jezer> u know when i clean hallam pub the girls toilets got broken more than mens
18:00 <Jezer> cleaned
18:00 <Jezer> girls are disgusting at pubs
18:00 <lumeah> lol i know 
18:00 <Jezer> lucky most guys aint seen the toilets
18:00 <British^Meat> dude
18:00 <TheRon> blokes go in pee and leave, the chicks do all kinds of things in the toiletes
18:00 <British^Meat> i used to work at a cinema, and i used to scrub the loo's there
18:00 <TheRon> toilets
18:00 <lumeah> but fat guys can't aim 
19:00 <British^Meat> females toilets were always so shockin
19:00 <Jezer> pads stuck to toilet wall
19:00 <British^Meat> YES
19:00 <Jezer> tampoons in sink
19:00 <Jezer> no shit
19:00 <lumeah> lol there ok at shopping centres here
19:00 <TheRon> lumeah thats why we have a trough
19:00 <lumeah> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> they're messy as
20:00 <Jezer> women druggies are worse than men
20:00 <lumeah> well there woman aren't Ferral here
20:00 <Jezer> not cause they expect it free
20:00 <Jezer> but they just are
21:00 <lumeah> free? what free
21:00 <Jezer> i used to have guitar pick from living end
21:00 <British^Meat> yer, im lost
22:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from you is white noise
22:00 <lumeah> lpl
22:00 <lumeah> whos george
22:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prjVGQWNyE4&feature=kp
22:00 <abc> heh its lol with a spelling mistake
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Living End - Prisoner Of Society (Jan 25, 2007) 3:52 - Category: Music - 559,971 views - 1,844 likes (97.4%), 50 dislikes (2.6%)
22:00 <TheRon> whats shorthand for laughter with a little pee??
23:00 <lumeah> gross 
23:00 <British^Meat> got all thier albums have i Jezer
23:00 <TheRon> it happens
23:00 <British^Meat> love them i do
23:00 <Jezer> you no got run off by bus hit by train song
23:00 <Jezer> who were they
23:00 <Jezer> 1 chick 1 guy
24:00 <British^Meat> ??
24:00 <Jezer> i cleaned up after them too
24:00 <TheRon> bachelor girl
24:00 <Jezer> yes
24:00 <TheRon> i just know shit
24:00 <Jezer> they drank wine mostly
24:00 <Jezer> living end drank 10 or more slabs
24:00 <lumeah> back later 
24:00 <TheRon> a boonie effort??
24:00 <TheRon> nobody beats boonie
25:00 <TheRon> except maybe dougie walters, they ran out of beer so he had to switch to bourbon and coke
25:00 <Jezer> i could if i had enough anti psychotics and electrolites
26:00 <TheRon> they don't make cricketers like boonie and dougie walters anymore
26:00 <TheRon> if only david warner was allowed to drink
27:00 <Jezer> TheRon
27:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0OFF3q4Pxk
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ram Jam - Black Betty (Feb 26, 2010) 2:24 - Category: Entertainment - 2,922,013 views - 15,663 likes (98.6%), 226 dislikes (1.4%)
27:00 <Jezer> could have done spider bait
27:00 <Jezer> but this ones better
27:00 <TheRon> yeah man
29:00 <TheRon> calin i believe there some dispute as to was the better drinker, dougie walters or david boon
30:00 <Jezer> no cool song
30:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwqhdRs4jyA
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line (Oct 26, 2009) 3:28 - Category: Music - 6,210,098 views - 26,248 likes (99%), 262 dislikes (1%)
30:00 <Jezer> now
30:00 <Jezer> even
30:00 <TheRon> i like it
30:00 <ZeroDistance> yea babby
31:00 <ZeroDistance> take ya kit off TheRon show me ur chest bro
31:00 <abc> lol
31:00 <ZeroDistance> now these're for your bottom.
31:00 <abc> gay
31:00 <ZeroDistance> sif
31:00 <ZeroDistance> aint gay if ya both straight.
31:00 <TheRon> the ladies love it when i do
31:00 <TheRon> it's chiseled
32:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoi5sVsJqCY
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jive bunny - The Album - 01 - Swing the Mood (Sep 23, 2010) 6:14 - Category: Music - 818,856 views - 2,087 likes (96.8%), 69 dislikes (3.2%)
32:00 <abc> goes with the cold chisel songs lol
32:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah, always thought you were a chiseler
32:00 <ZeroDistance> jk
33:00 <TheRon> i'm a logger, my daddy was a logger, my grandpappy was a logger.......
33:00 <Jezer> lumber jack ron
33:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah well i gotta black eye, my daddy was a Padna
33:00 <ZeroDistance> Panda*
34:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ULjCSK0oOlI
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al (Dec 19, 2013) 4:35 - Category: Music - 5,630,425 views - 18,533 likes (97.9%), 389 dislikes (2.1%)
35:00 <ZeroDistance> gay :P
35:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All I Have To Do Is Dream - Everly Brothers (Feb 8, 2010) 2:21 - Category: Music - 1,491,406 views - 9,467 likes (98.6%), 139 dislikes (1.4%)
36:00 <TheRon> he's a lumberjack and he's ok.......
36:00 <Jezer> i acting 70 atm
36:00 <Jezer> 1957 music
36:00 <Jezer> lol
36:00 <ZeroDistance> wouldnt make you seventy.
36:00 <Jezer> kk
37:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lumber jack song (Jan 19, 2006) 2:12 - Category: Comedy - 4,180,521 views - 14,205 likes (98%), 287 dislikes (2%)
37:00 <Jezer> if i get to have sex one day i doing it to retro 50s 60s music
37:00 <Jezer> cause thats where its at
38:00 <ZeroDistance> ew
39:00 <TheRon> the lumberjack song is awesome
40:00 <ZeroDistance> right
40:00 <ZeroDistance> song about some burley man
40:00 <TheRon> yeah
40:00 <ZeroDistance> get you thinkin carnal shit ye
40:00 <ZeroDistance> bout dudes
41:00 <British^Meat> youd know
41:00 <ZeroDistance> you would?
41:00 <Jezer> British^Meat do u like this
41:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEt1QFWS9ds
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Had a Dream (Sleeping with the Enemy) Roger Hodgson (Apr 24, 2011) 5:59 - Category: Music - 82,037 views - 451 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
41:00 <British^Meat> probably not
42:00 <TheRon> he doesnt know the lumberjack song by monty python
42:00 <Jezer> shit qual sound
42:00 <British^Meat> tell me what it is instead of me clicking on it
42:00 <ZeroDistance> good ol monty
42:00 <ZeroDistance> nah i dont
42:00 <ZeroDistance> python is aight, didnt mind life of brian
42:00 <ZeroDistance> love terry gilliams movies tho
44:00 <TheRon> ultravox - vienna
47:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsWgG5v7A3A
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Greatest American Hero - Believe It Or Not (Jan 2, 2009) 4:45 - Category: Music - 1,942,991 views - 5,325 likes (96.7%), 182 dislikes (3.3%)
47:00 <TheRon> believe it or not george isn't at home.....
48:00 <Calin> no way
49:00 <ZeroDistance> ur stuck in the past man
49:00 <simba> like the futures worth living in?
50:00 <Calin> gotta move on
50:00 <Jezer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
50:00 <ZeroDistance> sure
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kansas - Dust In The Wind (Nov 7, 2009) 3:20 - Category: Music - 30,890,603 views - 111,462 likes (98.7%), 1,429 dislikes (1.3%)
50:00 <simba> i mean in terms of multimedia
50:00 <ZeroDistance> future is great
50:00 <ZeroDistance> next year we'll have hover boards bro!
50:00 <Calin> The past, present and future walked into a bar.
50:00 <Calin> it was tense.
50:00 <Shadowgate> ZeroDistance is a new character
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:00 <simba> no he isnt you drunk loon
50:00 <Shadowgate> lol
50:00 <abc> how adverb
50:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit
51:00 <ZeroDistance> aboriginie art is quite ab-original , doncha think?
51:00 <shadsam> suk me cock samantha
52:00 <simba> lol how could shads know your name
52:00 <mzyoyo> I don't know
52:00 <simba> dont tell me you used to pour your secrets out to wayne
52:00 <mzyoyo> usually if I suck guys cocks they don't know my name
52:00 <shadsam> lol
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
52:00 <simba> a self depreciating mood
52:00 <ZeroDistance> wayne gro
53:00 <simba> wish i had some wayne-be-gone
53:00 <simba> id spray it all over this channel
53:00 <mzyoyo> you do
53:00 <mzyoyo> it's called ignore
53:00 <simba> ...no that only works for one person
53:00 <simba> i want it for the good of #melbourne
53:00 <British^Meat> R I P flappy bird
53:00 <mzyoyo> you care
53:00 <mzyoyo> you really care
53:00 <simba> about what
54:00 <TheRon> mzyoyo you like seinfeld
54:00 <mzyoyo> yes, yes I do
54:00 <ZeroDistance> jesus christ
54:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure everyone does
55:00 <TheRon> the greatest american hero
55:00 <ZeroDistance> pretty sure most people dont 
56:00 <abc> seinfeld is old school
57:00 <simba> yeah i love that show. the main character, gerald signway, is a real hoot
57:00 <simba> i love his wacky neighbour, krumpet
57:00 <ZeroDistance> exactly, there're more people that love how I met your mother than there are people that love seinfeld
57:00 <simba> lmao
57:00 <simba> what
57:00 <simba> i know you hate seinfeld but thats up there with "the xbox is outselling the wii"
57:00 <Calin> ZeroDistance u wot m8
57:00 <ZeroDistance> it's the truest assumption
57:00 <ZeroDistance> and i dont hate seinfeld.
57:00 <Calin> seinfeld is one of the most popular comedies of all time
57:00 <simba> how i met your mother
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Calin> you can say it's crap, but you would be wrong
58:00 <ZeroDistance> that says nothing Calin
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i didnt say its crap
58:00 <TheRon> nah man doesn't compare
58:00 <British^Meat> i know what a dumb thing to say
58:00 <ZeroDistance> never said that, you two, spoon feeding me bullshit
58:00 <British^Meat> how i met your mother is fucking awful
58:00 <ZeroDistance> saying i said shit i didnt say
58:00 <British^Meat> granted, ive never actually watched an episode
58:00 <simba> i did
58:00 <Calin> haha British^Meat - you are correct.
58:00 <simba> it was horrifying
58:00 <Calin> it's .. it's .. good for what it is 
58:00 <British^Meat> this from the guy who said that CALL OF DUTY IS THE MOST POPULAR FRANCHISE EVERRRRRRRR
58:00 <Calin> ergh cod players
58:00 <British^Meat> ikr
59:00 <ZeroDistance> all im saying, is, you cant assume everybody loves it, it was popular then, it's one of the most popular situational comedies of all time, sure, it is, cant argue that, but you cant say, in all honesty that right now it's more popular than how i met your mother
59:00 <ZeroDistance> because that's a stupid assumption to make
59:00 <ZeroDistance> you two take offense, and i love seinfeld.
59:00 <TheRon> what was that red alert game
59:00 <British^Meat> wow
59:00 <ZeroDistance> so chug my cock.
59:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
59:00 <British^Meat> way to take me literally slaphead
59:00 <ZeroDistance> wasnt talking to you British^Meat
59:00 <Calin> holy beef sticks
59:00 <British^Meat> i was talking to you though :)
59:00 <ZeroDistance> way to think  everything is about you
59:00 <simba> of course a show currently on the air is more popular in 2014 then a show that stopped like 15 years ago lol
59:00 <British^Meat> lol
59:00 <ZeroDistance> idc im not goin over what you said
59:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah that's all i meant simba
00:00 <Calin> yes, but in 15 years no one will be talking about how i met your mother
00:00 <British^Meat> indeed
00:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to cliff richard and i love it
00:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah no doubt
00:00 <simba> yes its all about the Legacy
01:00 <Calin> tell you what the worst thing is
01:00 <Calin> two broke girls
01:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
01:00 <TheRon> new two and a half men
01:00 <British^Meat> glad im at work when all that shit is on
01:00 <Calin> it's a good taste test - if you watch two broke girls, you have no taste
01:00 <TheRon> i watch big bang theory
02:00 <simba> man i am looking at the charts now, i dont think the ps3 or xbox 360 will ever catch up to the wii, theyre both 20m behind in sales worldwide and all the new consoles are out
02:00 <British^Meat> jah
02:00 <British^Meat> wii went nuts
02:00 <simba> nitnendo r still kingz
03:00 <simba> its amazing what a little adverising for a lot of FPS junk will do for the image of a console and its sales
03:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gGOU0o9K89g
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cliff Richard and The Young Ones - Living Doll - (Full!) (Oct 25, 2007) 4:27 - Category: Music - 1,407,566 views - 4,338 likes (97.2%), 126 dislikes (2.8%)
03:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
03:00 <ZeroDistance> doesnt make the wii or wii-u better
03:00 <Calin> simba - oh yeah .. hows the Wii U selling ?
03:00 <ZeroDistance> sales dont make a product better.
03:00 <simba> no it doesnt....
03:00 <British^Meat> blackwood, just shutup, coz like, u have no clue :)
03:00 <ZeroDistance> more people buy west end than coopers, dont make it better
03:00 <simba> im looking at the sales charts
03:00 <British^Meat> never have, never will
03:00 <ZeroDistance> cry more British^Meat, just because i wont talk to u
03:00 <ZeroDistance> and stop calling me blackwood
03:00 <British^Meat> arent u doing that now?
03:00 <simba> the wii us is doing ok i guess its just outside top 20
04:00 <Calin> haha .. it's doing terribly
04:00 <ZeroDistance> dont type my personal info
04:00 <simba> prob not as well as they hoped
04:00 <British^Meat> what?
04:00 <simba> but it came out at a pretty weird time
04:00 <Calin> poor old nintendo
04:00 <British^Meat> you typed your adress, name, and phone number in here
04:00 <British^Meat> do you remember that?
04:00 <ZeroDistance> what i type is up to me
04:00 <ZeroDistance> you're a big boy
04:00 <British^Meat> lol\
04:00 <British^Meat> likewise
04:00 <ZeroDistance> don't act like a child, ive asked you to stop, so stop
04:00 <British^Meat> nah ninty will still be tops
04:00 <British^Meat> i have faith in them
05:00 <ZeroDistance> or ill go back to asd
05:00 <ZeroDistance> this time u can cop a ban
05:00 <British^Meat> good
05:00 <British^Meat> fuck off then
05:00 <ZeroDistance> wouldve banned u last time cept it was xmas.
05:00 <ZeroDistance> what i was told.
05:00 <Calin> well that escalated quickly
05:00 <ZeroDistance> so stop ok.
05:00 <British^Meat> ikr
05:00 <ZeroDistance> just trying to enjoy my day
05:00 <British^Meat> off ya pop
05:00 <ZeroDistance> just leave it alone, leave me alone ok
06:00 <British^Meat> y r u still talking to me?
06:00 <British^Meat> run along
06:00 <Calin> ladies ladies please
06:00 <British^Meat> sorry Calin
06:00 <simba> ladies my mercedes
06:00 <British^Meat> just love puttin that guy in his place
06:00 <TheRon> what was ben elton's best show?
06:00 <Calin> YOUNG ONES
07:00 <TheRon> well that was easy
07:00 <Calin> definitely not that shit show he had a few years back
07:00 <ZeroDistance> imagine you were a chick TheRon, reckon you could take him seriously in bed?
07:00 <Calin> remember that ? Live from planet earth or something ?
07:00 <British^Meat> the big wigs at chan 9 canned it
07:00 <TheRon> we leave that one off the resume
07:00 <British^Meat> i didnt even get to see it :/
08:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
08:00 <Calin> that was hilarious
08:00 <Calin> i mean, how fast it got cancelled
08:00 <Calin> 3 episodes i think
08:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YOAz4nPNvLI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motorhead on the Young Ones (Jun 22, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Comedy - 221,438 views - 1,381 likes (98.9%), 16 dislikes (1.1%)
08:00 <ZeroDistance> saturday night takeaway has to be the best out atm
08:00 <Calin> Poor old ben elton, if only he was as funny as he thinks he is 
09:00 <ZeroDistance> deadpan humour only goes so far
09:00 <TheRon> motorhead was a bonus
10:00 <TheRon> red dwarf wasn't his was it?
10:00 <ZeroDistance> how bad was the new red dwarf
10:00 <ZeroDistance> terrible
10:00 <TheRon> no idea
11:00 <Calin> that show reminded me of DAAS Kapital
11:00 <TheRon> aah yes
13:00 <TheRon> you gotta know when to fold em, know when to hold em......
15:00 <TheRon> i listened to triple m this morning, mick molloy wanted to goto bali to cove shappelle corby
15:00 <Calin> haha
17:00 <TheRon> do you reckon she's innocent??
18:00 <TheRon> i reckon her brother has screwed her
18:00 <Calin> i have said this before but I personally know people who have bought weed off her and her brother
18:00 <Calin> so i have absolutely no doubt shes guilty
19:00 <TheRon> still 9 years is probably enough
19:00 <Calin> yeah the sentence is harsh, but their country their law
19:00 <British^Meat> sucked in
20:00 <TheRon> she'll write a book, aca will give her millions
20:00 <Calin> I think abbott said he would recoup the funds if she did get paid for that
20:00 <TheRon> no laws for that, tony abbott is talking shit
20:00 <Calin> would be the first time they have enacted the 'proceeds of crime' law, they could done that to chopper reid but they didn't
21:00 <Calin> no there is, you can't profit from a crime committed, that includes writing books or taking paid interviews
21:00 <TheRon> christ of chopper can do it
21:00 <Calin> haha yeah well they let him get away with it
21:00 <ZeroDistance> ticket for kramer
21:00 <ZeroDistance> no way corby is innocent
22:00 <ZeroDistance> but she's going to be fucking rich, she gets out
22:00 <ZeroDistance> aca will give her millions?
22:00 <simba> BENGA
22:00 <ZeroDistance> how's that work
22:00 <TheRon> don't pay her, pay the family for access
22:00 <simba> LOL
22:00 <simba> a current affair will pay her million of dollars
23:00 <whencanibehappy> they arent allowed
23:00 <TheRon> today tonight got axed thats a shame
23:00 <simba> nice
23:00 <simba> those shows make people retarded
23:00 <simba> actual spastics 
23:00 <simba> void of thought
23:00 <simba> in fact throw ur tv in teh bin
23:00 <TheRon> where else can we get our serious public affairs??
24:00 <simba> what public affairs nothing good even happens
24:00 <simba> someone died someone got bashed a lady tripped over
24:00 <TheRon> 7.30 report is credible isnt it
24:00 <simba> id only trust number 1 if i was u
24:00 <simba> and u know who number 1 is
25:00 <simba> U
25:00 <simba> TheRon left a comment on one of my pics calling me 'gawjuz'
25:00 <Calin> TheRon sure is
25:00 <TheRon> i joked in my law class one day, where do you go if you have a faulty product? i said today tonight
25:00 <Calin> ABC is one of the only news sources i trust
25:00 <TheRon> a bit too leftist apparently
26:00 <simba> imagine the conniving piece of shit that goes out and interviews those poor fucking sods who are complaining about their thing of the month
26:00 <simba> i feel bad for them
26:00 <TheRon> the liberals don't like 4 corners
26:00 <simba> you have to be such a piece of crap to be a journo
28:00 <Calin> simba - umm you know there are many different kinds of journalists right
28:00 <simba> yes but how many arent pieces of shit
28:00 <Calin> and without investigative journalism we would be living in a very different world
28:00 <Calin> haha .. lots, actually
28:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, like ones who exposed the worst kinds of corruption
28:00 <TheRon> journalistic integrity is getting worse
28:00 <Calin> sounds like you are watching too much ACA and Today Tonight
28:00 <Ana_Ng> well the public doesn't demand truth
28:00 <Calin> Ana_Ng is exactly right
28:00 <Ana_Ng> we demand to be entertained
28:00 <simba> yes i understand there are journos that Reveal to the World the Horrors that we are not Aware of
29:00 <simba> that doesnt make them morally better does it
29:00 <Ana_Ng> who gives a shit about morals
29:00 <Ana_Ng> they have a moral obligation to feed and shelter themselves and their progeny
29:00 <Ana_Ng> that is it
29:00 <simba> they encourage us to sit back and read about it all
29:00 <simba> they profit from selling those stories
30:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't have to read, listen, watch
30:00 <Ana_Ng> I profit from selling printing. is that immoral?
30:00 <simba> i know i personally dont im talking about humanity
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> what
30:00 <Ana_Ng> you said "they profit" as if that's a bad thing
30:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know about your lot
31:00 <Ana_Ng> but up here, we like our business to earn a profit
31:00 <Calin> unfortunately a news organisation that doesn't turn a profit doesn't stay a news organisation for very long
31:00 <simba> i think whether theyre covering something that might open our eyes or they spin propaganda its a world of commentary that we dont actually need 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> or any business
31:00 <Ana_Ng> who are you to decide what we do and don't need?
32:00 <simba> well we dont need to read about X Y Z to survive
32:00 <simba> thats a fact isnt it
32:00 <simba> you dont need to to survive
32:00 <Ana_Ng> who cares - people sell a lot of things we don't need
32:00 <TheRon> one link in a chain reaction
32:00 <Calin> simba believe it or not you are living in the most informed age of history
32:00 <Ana_Ng> if you don't need your computer, throw it out
32:00 <Calin> you have the worlds information at your fingertips and can chose a myriad of news organisations
32:00 <Ana_Ng> have you ever had a soda? don't need that
33:00 <simba> that encourages me to sit back even more doesnt it Calin
33:00 <TheRon> i've hooked my dad on scotch, i'm so proud
33:00 <simba> the more access to information people have the less they want to go out and find their own
33:00 <Calin> simba - only if you are an idiot
33:00 <Calin> i don't follow your logic 
33:00 <simba> well the world is full of idiots.. they outnumber the rest
34:00 <Calin> Ever heard of wikileaks ? Edward Snowden ? You think those stories would have broke in the way they did 50 years ago ?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> are you honestly saying that people went out and got there own news before they had internet access?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> their
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <TheRon> it's just funny to me how the liberal party don't understand keynesian economics
34:00 <simba> no Ana_Ng nobody said anything like that
34:00 <Calin> ooh dam. I think we just got trolled Ana_Ng
34:00 <Ana_Ng>   simba: the more access to information people have the less they want to go out and find their own
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i think that's exactly what you said
34:00 <simba> thats not saying people used to go out and get it themselves
34:00 <Ana_Ng> oh whatever, i'm waiting for pages to load
34:00 <simba> thats saying what its saying
35:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
35:00 <Ana_Ng> but you agree people have more access to it now
35:00 <simba> obv
35:00 <Ana_Ng> so people must be going out less
35:00 <Ana_Ng> which implies that people ever did that
35:00 <doctor> i hate sundays more than mondays
35:00 <Calin> "Just going out to find my own news honey, back for lunch!"
35:00 <simba> well people are going out less thats true but thats a different topic
36:00 <Ana_Ng> people are far too concerned with feeding their families to go out looking for stories
36:00 <doctor> information destroys lives
37:00 <simba> if you read about something and the review is terrible you are probably less likely to go out and experience it for yourself, yes
37:00 <simba> i mean Generally Speaking
37:00 <simba> Generalising a little maybe
37:00 <ZeroDistance>  <TheRon> today tonight got axed thats a shame
37:00 <TheRon> it's just funny to me all the right winged papers are almost in receivership
37:00 <ZeroDistance> when was this
37:00 <Ana_Ng> you've just changed the topic 180
37:00 <Calin> you are painting with some pretty broad strokes there simba
37:00 <ZeroDistance> it's on tonight how is it axed
37:00 <TheRon> i heard on fri
38:00 <simba> but i feel that the way things have gone, people are experiencing less because others are sharing that experience for them
38:00 <ZeroDistance> so fkn corby got out i hear
38:00 <ZeroDistance> this is fucked
38:00 <ZeroDistance> as if she got out, should die in prison, makes a great example
38:00 <simba> dave chappelle > shappele corby
38:00 <TheRon> pandas, 12 years a slave?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> now they'll have cunts lining up to go to prison over there, shove some shit up your arse, get a book deal.
38:00 <TheRon> watched it last night
38:00 <ZeroDistance> cool
38:00 <ZeroDistance> you like it?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't think that people replace that thing with something else that's positively reviewed?
38:00 <TheRon> bit long
39:00 <ZeroDistance> cant believe that faggot director
39:00 <Ana_Ng> do you believe that people cancel movie night because of rotten tomatoes?
39:00 <ZeroDistance> putting in a scene where the sailor goes to rape the slave girl
39:00 <TheRon> i was expecting some kind of uprising
39:00 <ZeroDistance> then kills the slave that defends her, that shit'd never happen
39:00 <Calin> simba i think what you are trying to say is that technology is accelerating social disconnection and isolation
39:00 <simba> yes Ana_Ng do you have any idea how easily people are influenced these days
39:00 <Calin> (i hope)
39:00 <ZeroDistance> n if it did that guy would be fucked, hung or have to pay for the slave, what the slave was worth
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i think you have given up on life when you end sentences with "these days"
40:00 <simba> what
40:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm pretty sure that people in 1930s germany were easily influenced without twitter
40:00 <simba> Calin fair point 
40:00 <ZeroDistance> uprising? it's a movie based on the autobiography of a free black man that was kidnapped and forced into slavery
40:00 <TheRon> i wasn't enamoured with the movie
40:00 <ZeroDistance> dunno how you could expect anything more than to see him free
40:00 <doctor> whats this all about then?
40:00 <ZeroDistance> TheRon thought 12 years a slave was about a slave uprising lol
41:00 <TheRon> nah just a killing or two of the rich people
41:00 <Calin> i think simba was just happy that people were talking to him and then started just saying random things so the conversation would keep going
41:00 <Ana_Ng> our planet has a long and storied history of brainwashing the masses, it didn't just start ten years ago
41:00 <ZeroDistance> why would there be any of that TheRon?
41:00 <simba> dont be rude Calin i havent been trolling just talking
41:00 <Calin> i don't feel as though this is a conversational topic he has given any deep thought to, more so just 'the vibe'
41:00 <TheRon> its just what i wanted
41:00 <doctor> yeah im pretty brainwashed
41:00 <doctor> cant do much about that
41:00 <Calin> haha don't get too sensitive, it's just banter
41:00 <simba> its good to bounce ideas off people of all ages from different parts of aus
42:00 <TheRon> i could see it builing in the main character, i wanted him to do something about it
42:00 <ZeroDistance> that's not who he was
42:00 <ZeroDistance> and it's based on real life
42:00 <TheRon> i know it's based on a book
42:00 <ZeroDistance> an autobiography
43:00 <TheRon> i didn't know that when i was watching it
43:00 <Calin> are you guys talking about wolf of wall street ?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> no, 12 years a slave
43:00 <TheRon> 12 years a slave
43:00 <ZeroDistance> you should have known
43:00 <Calin> oh right right, i want to see that
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i always look up a film before i go see it
43:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i wanted to see it yesterday but mum had a funeral to go to
43:00 <Calin> ZeroDistance same here but only to see it wasn't a complete flop
44:00 <TheRon> i watched it clean of mind
44:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont like the director, he's racist
44:00 <Calin> if you get a chance check out 'Her' - particularly after the conversation Ana_Ng was having it deals with technology and social isolation
44:00 <ZeroDistance> the one with pheonix?
44:00 <Calin> really captured my imagination and couldn't stop thinking about it
44:00 <ZeroDistance> phoenix
44:00 <Calin> ZeroDistance exactly
44:00 <Ana_Ng> I saw Her
44:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah looks cool
44:00 <Calin> the one where the guy falls in love with his computer
44:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah his os
44:00 <Ana_Ng> it was ok - not great
44:00 <ZeroDistance> i liked the trailer
44:00 <TheRon> lego movie?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> NOW YOU WON'T GO SEE IT BWAAAAHHHH
45:00 <ZeroDistance> he's a fantastic actor
45:00 <Calin> hahaha
45:00 <ZeroDistance> better not go and kill himself
45:00 <shadsam> .
45:00 <ZeroDistance> though I wish they didnt tell you who the womans voice is
45:00 <Calin> visually it was great too, really bold use of colours
45:00 <TheRon> brad pitt just had to insert himself into 12 years a slave
45:00 <Calin> ZeroDistance erm .. how do you mean .. the actress ?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> like with Moon it annoyed me knowing who the voice actor was
45:00 <ZeroDistance> yes
45:00 <shadsam> BIEBERS GOT A YELLOW LAMBO
45:00 <Calin> they never tell you in the film who it is but besides, its pretty obvious
45:00 <ZeroDistance> i'd prefer not to know, and I do know, so that disappoints me
45:00 <shadsam> FMD
46:00 <ZeroDistance> still see it tho :P
46:00 <Calin> ZeroDistance what an odd objection, methinks you would enjoy it anyways
46:00 <Calin> she gives good voice
46:00 <ZeroDistance> what's the lego movie got to do with anything?
46:00 <ZeroDistance> yer no objections, just prefer not to know
46:00 <Calin> Man children everyone are getting excited about the lego film
46:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant wait :P
46:00 <ZeroDistance> i love legomation
47:00 <ZeroDistance> Keshen8 on youtube is the best XD
47:00 <lumeah> hi StallionHrv
47:00 <TheRon> lego movie could be better than transformers
47:00 <ZeroDistance> havent seen a movie at the cinema since Kill Your Darlings
47:00 <TheRon> i hate michael bay so....
47:00 <ZeroDistance> xmas eve
47:00 <ZeroDistance> lol alch3my srs
47:00 <shadsam> Lumeah hi hows the cok gobblig going
47:00 <Calin> yeah michael bay is a bit of douche, although 'Pain & Gain' had it's moments
48:00 <lumeah> so you aren't getting any then? :P 
48:00 <TheRon> thats not his is it?
48:00 <Serenity> that was wild faggot
48:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah that third transformers movie, on tele, bored the shit out of me, start was fantastic then it lost pace
48:00 <Serenity> turkey*
48:00 <TheRon> now i won't watch it
48:00 <ZeroDistance> ohh sezz
48:00 <lumeah> or you would know lol
48:00 <ZeroDistance> ive got some cool shit for u to read, i reckon youll laugh
48:00 <Calin> TheRon - yup, he made a deal with the studio to make Pain & Gain in exchange for doing the next transformers film
48:00 <TheRon> damn
48:00 <shadsam> u married a faggot lmfao
48:00 <ZeroDistance> still yet to see that
48:00 <TheRon> michael bay shits me
49:00 <ZeroDistance> watched bourne legacy 2 nights ago
49:00 <ZeroDistance> why TheRon?
49:00 <ZeroDistance> he's great
49:00 <TheRon> pearl harbour, shithouse transformers movies.....
49:00 <ZeroDistance> pearl harbour was an idealistic portrayal of the event but I don't see how it wasnt good
50:00 <ZeroDistance> over dramatized and romanticized but hey you get that, gotta expect it from americans uno
50:00 <ZeroDistance> could say the same thing about The Godfather, novel and movie, but you wouldnt..
50:00 <TheRon> michael bay went over the top
50:00 <Calin> that's what he does
50:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
51:00 <TheRon> transformers just wasn't believeableot me
51:00 <ZeroDistance> him and christopher nolan, both over the top
51:00 <ZeroDistance> good at it though
51:00 <ZeroDistance> how're transformers supposed to be believable
51:00 <Calin> TheRon you found a movie about talking living robots unbelievable ?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> like the people that bitch about the science in jurassic park films, cant please them
51:00 <TheRon> i gave michael bay a chance on the 2nd transformers but i still didnt get it
52:00 <ZeroDistance> Joe Johnson too, he's great
52:00 <ZeroDistance> you like The Hitcher remake TheRon? Shit blew me away
52:00 <TheRon> shit like walking upto a house with giant robots and the people in the house having no idea
52:00 <ZeroDistance> sure, used to tremors, most likely.
52:00 <TheRon> yeah nah
53:00 <ZeroDistance> it's california right?
53:00 <ZeroDistance> i'd like a Battlefield movie but it just couldnt be done right :( too many war films
53:00 <TheRon> if only megan fox could act
53:00 <ZeroDistance> there's going to be an Assassin's Creed soon!
53:00 <ZeroDistance> she wasnt in the third one Ronnie
53:00 <Calin> oh god .. Battlefield Los Angeles *shudder*
53:00 <Calin> that movie was a steaming pile of shit
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol bad movie that
54:00 <TheRon> and the acting got worse
54:00 <ZeroDistance> poor aaron echkhat
54:00 <ZeroDistance> eckhart
54:00 <shadsam> like every movie calin
54:00 <Calin> ZeroDistance - that guy is two faced
54:00 <ZeroDistance> more original alien films like district 9 pls
54:00 <Calin> shadsam - every movie is a steaming pile of shit ?
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
54:00 <Calin> weird
54:00 <TheRon> michael bay, i just don't buy what he's trying to do
54:00 <shadsam> actors on heroin
55:00 <ZeroDistance> you've probably watched a dozen films he's financed and loved them
55:00 <Calin> shadsam errr i officially have no idea what you are talking about
55:00 <ZeroDistance> it's like brad pitt, can say you dont like him, but his Plan B production company puts out great movies
55:00 <Calin> not sure if it was a cheap shot at Phillip Seymour Hoffman
55:00 <Shadowgate> ZeroDistance is a new character
55:00 <Calin> Brad Pitt in fight club .. what a performance
55:00 <ZeroDistance> seem him in Quartet Calin?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> with christopher walken :P
56:00 <TheRon> and that irish one with brad pitt and harrison ford
56:00 <shadsam> there hasnt been a good moovie since battleship
56:00 <Shadowgate> ZeroDistance did a face lol
56:00 <Calin> no ! i should check that one out
56:00 <ZeroDistance> it's fantastic man
56:00 <Calin> hahaha shadsam you are either being sarcastic or have terrible taste
56:00 <ZeroDistance> and Synechde New York, you've seen that right?
56:00 <TheRon> i guess from movies i just haven't been wowed in a while
57:00 <ZeroDistance> Patriot Games?
57:00 <Calin> no ! that looks really cool
57:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah it's mind blowing Calin
57:00 <ZeroDistance> watched it twice to see what I missed the first time
57:00 <shadsam> cyanide to
57:00 <Calin> omg ZeroDistance - i remember this now, I really wanted to see it
57:00 <TheRon> i saw anchorman 2 and was only luke warm to it
57:00 <ZeroDistance> andy kauffman films are just bliss
57:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
58:00 <Calin> I wish David Lynch was still making good films
58:00 <ZeroDistance> it's as though he exists but people forget
58:00 <ZeroDistance> like with wes anderson
58:00 <ZeroDistance> didnt he make Elephant?
58:00 <Calin> elephant man ? yup
58:00 <TheRon> to me american hustle was awesme
58:00 <shadsam> movies sux
59:00 <Calin> or are you talking about the film elephant
59:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
59:00 <ZeroDistance> or was that jarmusch
59:00 <TheRon> it had me interested from start to finish
59:00 <ZeroDistance> :/
59:00 <ZeroDistance> only saw the first few mins of that TheRon, looked cool
00:00 <ZeroDistance> i really wanted to see um, The Way I Live Now, i think it's called
00:00 <TheRon> nah keep with it
00:00 <shadsam> its all about porn movies gronks
00:00 <TheRon> i saw half of that
00:00 <ZeroDistance> people dont usually want to go see the movies I want to see, besides mum lol
01:00 <TheRon> the way i live now is good stuff
01:00 <TheRon> missed the end damn it
01:00 <shadsam> bbl when the topic may be interesting
01:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
02:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-blue-break-the
02:00 <ZeroDistance> half the world goes to see star wars episode one, which is good in its own right, but not good enough, same with pirates 4, but these days if it's not going to cost them 300 million dollars, and the cinemas that will show twenty thousand dollar films are closing or closed, we're fucked for choices
02:00 <ZeroDistance> I love the scream movies, but thanks a lot, these days it is all about sequels lol
03:00 <TheRon> they've run out of ideas
03:00 <shadsam> scream how pathetic
03:00 <ZeroDistance> nah they havent
03:00 <ZeroDistance> they want to finance films that make a huge profit, Cameron knows where it's at, and there's hardly anything intelligent about anything he's ever made
04:00 <Calin> aight peeps PEACE
04:00 <TheRon> i'll go see the new george clooney movie about  the 2nd world war
04:00 <shadsam> go watc reign of draculas blood
04:00 <ZeroDistance> Titanic has to be one of the worst films ever made, simply because of how lightly it approaches a horrific subject
04:00 <TheRon> released next week
04:00 <ZeroDistance> but it isn't, it's up in that top ten category for best movies ever, at least
04:00 <birdbutts> RIP Marius the giraffe
04:00 <ZeroDistance> and Avatar, what a load of shit, but I have the bluray, and I ate it up
04:00 <simba> i hate how those disaster movies romanticise those events
04:00 <shadsam> freddy kruiger still owns..
04:00 <simba> say it again wayne
04:00 <TheRon> i got half way thru avatar
05:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
05:00 <ZeroDistance> yer simba
05:00 <shadsam> avatar was wicked
05:00 <TheRon> i love saving private ryan
05:00 <shadsam> ive got it on d
05:00 <TheRon> even seen patton
05:00 <ZeroDistance> speilberg still needed to lay off the judaism thing though
06:00 <TheRon> it wasnt a them of the movie so let it go
06:00 <ZeroDistance> i knew it was coming, then wham, the guy has to shove it in the German officers face, and getting to it, after it happened
06:00 <shadsam> h20 hack these lamers
06:00 <TheRon> juden
06:00 <ZeroDistance> when they discovered those camps, they brought around ten big hollywood producers etc in, and they all swore never to make a ww2 film, about those events
07:00 <ZeroDistance> etc, and cunts like speilberg have to sneak it into saving private ryan just to have a dig
07:00 <TheRon> i liked band of brothers
07:00 <ZeroDistance> loved it though, took my pet rat to see it lol
07:00 <TheRon> pacific not so much
07:00 <Shadowgate> lol ZeroDistance
07:00 <simba> lol wild turkey is messaging me death threats under the name 'Alchemy'\
07:00 <ZeroDistance> wasnt a fan of those shows anyhow
07:00 <ZeroDistance> if it's american it's got a big budget and poor eyesight.
08:00 <TheRon> i almost think the invasion of italy is more interesting
08:00 <ZeroDistance> my grandfather was captured on crete
08:00 <ZeroDistance> i find those places interesting too
08:00 <ZeroDistance> actually loved captain corellis mandelin heh
08:00 <TheRon> mine was a stretcher bearer in tobruk
09:00 <ZeroDistance> tough job that
09:00 <TheRon> his kit bag was awesome
09:00 <TheRon> saws and shit
09:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe
10:00 <couleurs> Test
10:00 <Shadowgate> hehe
11:00 <TheRon> couleurs, grandad in ww2??
11:00 <couleurs> yep
11:00 <TheRon> nice where?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> I still press my mum to write about my grandpa and nanna
11:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Z5f_NRzGE
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The National in Melbourne 10/2/14. A rousing and touching (literally) finale to a great show. (Feb 9, 2014) 2:24 - Category: People and Blogs - 52 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <couleurs> shaeking n cryeing
11:00 <Saemon> damn a 14 yr old girl for raped by like 6 men :/
11:00 <Saemon> i smell fucken lebs
11:00 <TheRon> both grandparents survived i was lucky
12:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 cops raped a girl in qld
12:00 <Saemon> fucken bilal skaff
12:00 <ZeroDistance> cops
12:00 <Saemon> whoa thats even more fucked up
12:00 <ZeroDistance> shit like that happens up there, gotta think, maybe they're getting too much sun, forget who they are, what they're supposed to be doing
12:00 <TheRon> my other grandfather went "missing" in new guinea
12:00 <ZeroDistance> hm im gonna use that
12:00 <Saemon> so the ppl who are supposed to be stopping and protecting ppl from gettin raped
12:00 <Saemon> have committed rape themselves
12:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
12:00 <Saemon> ironic
13:00 <Attila`ZzZ> That's been happening for thousands of years.
13:00 <Attila> shocking. 
13:00 <ZeroDistance> you never know, see, that's the point, figure a cop, he goes home to a wife and kids, oh oh. Not in reality he doesn't, fucker goes home to an S&M set up in the basement and fucks his whore.
13:00 <TheRon> atilla grandad i n ww2?
14:00 <ZeroDistance> shits like Attila've been happening for thousands of years.
14:00 <Attila> no, pop's cousin though. 
14:00 <Attila> There's noone like me, Zero. 
14:00 <TheRon> where/
14:00 <ZeroDistance> Barrels of them like you, same batch everytime
14:00 <Attila> Indonesia. he was a pilot. 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> never changes, always tastes the same
14:00 <ZeroDistance> like bullshit.
15:00 <Attila> You insult yourself, Zero. 
15:00 <TheRon> oh ok
15:00 <Saemon> i wonder that these females who got raped we wearing though...
15:00 <Saemon> were wearing*
15:00 <TheRon> based from singapore?
15:00 <Attila> something like that, he was doing bombing runs over the area. 
16:00 <Attila> can't remember all the details, I was told about it way back, though. 
16:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah, you could say that, like those parents dressing their ten year olds inna bikini. But still if you have that inclination toward jerking off over that shit, and you know it, you should be able to stop yourself goin' the beach and kidnapping one, know you're not crazy, know you're thinking shit you shouldn't and can;t help it, should get help
17:00 <TheRon> they didnt go into detail did they
17:00 <ZeroDistance> only reason people don't, Saemon, they're afraid to be branded, they weren't afraid we wouldn't have that problem, wondering what the chick was wearing.
17:00 <TheRon> i only know the basics of what my grandparents did
17:00 <Saemon> just sayin, if u dont want to get mugged ina dodegy neighborhood, you dont wear all your gold bling and jewlerry flashing it and flaunting it about for all to bear witness.
18:00 <Saemon> if u dont want to get raped, well....
18:00 <Saemon> same logic applies?
18:00 <ZeroDistance> nah, you got it wrong
18:00 <ZeroDistance> you don't want to be robbed in a shitty neighbourhood, don't go there inna first.
18:00 <ZeroDistance> girl can wear anything she likes
18:00 <ZeroDistance> I like to look, every guy does
18:00 <brainz> You wanna become a politician in the Philipines
18:00 <ZeroDistance> you don't feed the lions at the zoo do you?
19:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/cOndtUcRXdU
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VICE on HBO Season One: Killer Kids (Episode 1) (Jan 24, 2014) 27:44 - Category: News and Politics - 105,020 views - 2,011 likes (98.7%), 26 dislikes (1.3%)
19:00 <Saemon> i dont agree with what you said ZeroDistance
19:00 <Saemon> and u dont agree with me
19:00 <Saemon> but we are entitled to have our own opinions.
19:00 <ZeroDistance> how can you not
19:00 <Saemon> so lets jsut agree to disagree.
19:00 <ZeroDistance> it's rational thinking
20:00 <ZeroDistance> irrationality got us here, don't keep the trend going.
20:00 <Saemon> im sorry but i have my own opinion about this, and you have yours.
20:00 <Saemon> you wont change my mind.
20:00 <Saemon> :)
20:00 <ZeroDistance> that isn't what I want
20:00 <ZeroDistance> want you to think inside the box
21:00 <Saemon> i dont think im liking yout tone very much mate.
22:00 <ZeroDistance> tone?
22:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm not typing in capitals
22:00 <Saemon> yah, tone
22:00 <Attila> he's got his opinion, and you've got yours, Zero. Leave it at that. 
22:00 <Saemon> so how bout u shut the fuck up before i cave in ya skull?
22:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
22:00 <ZeroDistance> am I missing something?
22:00 <Attila> probably. 
22:00 <ZeroDistance> calm down you babies
23:00 <Saemon> ZeroDistance u are pissing me off
23:00 <brainz> haha WTF dickheads that talk big on chat
23:00 <Saemon> and i know ppl.
23:00 <ZeroDistance> like I just went around talking trash about your mothers or something.
23:00 <brainz> fcukin bullshit
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol brainz
23:00 <ZeroDistance> dunno what they're on about now
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> I know lots of people
23:00 <Saemon> my mates a bandido.
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh wow
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> U are cool
23:00 <ZeroDistance> what're you goin' on about Saemon
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> My mate is the tasmanian president for the rebels
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> And other mate is kingstin chaoter president
24:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah but does he poor good head?
24:00 <ZeroDistance> pour*
24:00 <couleurs> my mates a banana
24:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> My mate eats bananas 
24:00 <brainz> my mate eats shit for food
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> He is so tuff he eats the skin aswell
25:00 <ZeroDistance> hello my name is Wang Sheng I am a pollution inspector
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi mel
25:00 <Kelevra> piss off fgt.
25:00 <ZeroDistance> my dad used to eat apples whole
25:00 <ZeroDistance> core and all
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh ok
25:00 <Saemon> hi kelly
25:00 <ZeroDistance> i do it too
25:00 <brainz> me too
25:00 <ZeroDistance> eat tomatoes like they were apples aswell lol
25:00 <ZeroDistance> have since i was a kid
25:00 <ZeroDistance> must be the italian in me
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was never a kid
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi nikky hun
26:00 <ZeroDistance> so many hot chinese girls on If You Are The One on sbs, i fkn love this show lol
26:00 <ZeroDistance> and VS Arashi
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lets make out nikky
26:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
26:00 <ZeroDistance> sbs pop asia too
26:00 <Kelevra> cooties
26:00 <ZeroDistance> watched the contest on that korean singin shit
26:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf is it caleld
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont have cooties
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just aids.
26:00 <Duke_36> hi Nikky`
26:00 <ZeroDistance> mel
26:00 <Nikky`> Hot
26:00 <Nikky`> Hey Duke_36 :o)
26:00 <ZeroDistance> what happened on the vid u posted on fb
26:00 <Duke_36> no kiss for me? :P
27:00 <ZeroDistance> i was gonna click but forgot n yer went to bed haha
27:00 <Kelevra> ZeroDistance = josh?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif have mel on fb j
27:00 <Duke_36> hehe thanks
27:00 <Nikky`> welcome
27:00 <Saemon> Duke_36 is a fucken faggot
27:00 <Kelevra> oh just she has a nightmare and screams in her sleep
28:00 <Kelevra> poor little bubbalina
28:00 <brainz> my mate is a jihadists lol
28:00 <Nikky`> :/
28:00 <ZeroDistance> cheers theron
28:00 <ZeroDistance> o he gone
28:00 <ZeroDistance> why calin leave, cunt
28:00 <ZeroDistance> yea josh
28:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> it's been a stressful month so I guess she's been dreaming alot but she goes from whimpering to crying and she's asleep through the whole thing
29:00 <ZeroDistance> new nick
29:00 <ZeroDistance> aw
29:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
29:00 <ZeroDistance> how u feel now, bout bein a mama
29:00 <Kelevra> she's too fkn cute
29:00 <ZeroDistance> get her to call u mama bear when she can, i type mama bear to mum on fb lol
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
29:00 <ZeroDistance> brb cig to some piano 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
29:00 <ZeroDistance> fk off
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> U fk off
29:00 <Kelevra> hrmm still feels weird like I had to call the dr to make an appt for her two month injections and it was the first time I'd said "my daughter'
30:00 <Kelevra> I tripped out heaps
30:00 <Nikky`> If she starts laying on her back and legs move..its a puppy dream
30:00 <Nikky`> haha
30:00 <Kelevra> haha
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I lay like that nikky
30:00 <Nikky`> hehe 
30:00 <Nikky`> Do your legs move?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Rub my belly
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I twitch
31:00 <Nikky`> I twitch in my sleep
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> I snore
31:00 <Nikky`> What? noooooooooooooooo
31:00 <ZeroDistance> Don't blame it on the sunshine
31:00 <Kelevra> I put her on her back and she shuffles on her side so I have broken sleep cause I always check on her
31:00 <ZeroDistance> Don't blame it on the airline
31:00 <ZeroDistance> Don't blame it on the Bali 9
31:00 <ZeroDistance> Blame it on the Boogey
31:00 <Nikky`> That would be me..is she ok, I better check
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol that's exactly how I am
32:00 <Kelevra> super paranoid
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrr
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl calling miley
32:00 <Nikky`> ok
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Damn you and your baby talk
32:00 <ZeroDistance> fps humour http://i.imgur.com/H1QhTiU.jpg
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Now I miss her
32:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn hate when ppl talk to babies in baby talk
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky
32:00 <Nikky`> She is just a proud momma
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Starts this friday
33:00 <Kelevra> I love her to bits so if anything happened I don't think I could exist anymore without her
33:00 <Nikky`> I know omfgbbqhax.. that is good tho
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I will cry next tues
33:00 <ZeroDistance> good mel <3
33:00 <Kelevra> it's fucked up though cause last year this time she wasn't even in my thoughts
33:00 <ZeroDistance> 4 couleurs https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1601122_530302277090437_73869270_n.jpg
33:00 <Nikky`> But soon as you looked into her eyes it was instant love eh?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like us nikky
34:00 <couleurs> cool speaker
34:00 <Nikky`> Yes, like us
34:00 <ZeroDistance> cloudy baby eyes that cant make out your face yet lol
34:00 <Kelevra> now she's a smiling human, every morning I wake up at 6am and she's smiling at me with this stupid 'i love you, you're my world look' so I get up and struggle with her bottle and nappy and I feel like I've won the lotto
34:00 <Kelevra> I'm so fucked up.
34:00 <ZeroDistance> takes like a month doesnt it, their vision set in properly?
34:00 <ZeroDistance> i forget
34:00 <ZeroDistance> thing i hate about births in movies, babies look six months old
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel now u know how I feel about my daughter
35:00 <ZeroDistance> look at their mother and smile
35:00 <ZeroDistance> you are her world though Kelevra
35:00 <Kelevra> yeah it was about a month and a half and she could focus
35:00 <ZeroDistance> ye
35:00 <ZeroDistance> ur my world 2
35:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
35:00 <Kelevra> she smiles and giggles now at two months
35:00 <Attila> oh, ffs.
35:00 <ZeroDistance> got a whole mel themed obsessive thing goin on in my bathroom
35:00 <Kelevra> fkn makes me so happy
35:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey Attila :o)
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Soooook
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sooooo
36:00 <Attila> hey. :)
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Eveen
36:00 <Nikky`> Today was such a struggle to get thru the day
36:00 <Nikky`> I really want a nap under my desk
36:00 <Kelevra> lol josh I bought a bumboo and I sat her up and was like omfg she's too cute, I pretended she was reading me the news LOL
37:00 <Saemon> fuck u and fuck your daughter Kelevra this is boring topic 
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh wrong josh
37:00 <Saemon> omg schappelle corby is free
37:00 <Kelevra> okay, I'll stop, sorry
37:00 <Saemon> after 10 yrs
37:00 <Saemon> almost
37:00 <Saemon> damn i hope its over for good
37:00 <Saemon> i reckon she was innocent all laong
37:00 <Saemon> along*
37:00 <Kelevra> frankly I couldn't give a fuck about corby so suck that knob you dumb fuck of a cunts hole
37:00 <Saemon> once her 3 yrs parole period is over, she should come back to australia ASAP
38:00 <Nikky`> I actually felt sorry for her when she was let out..all the cameras n shit.. only for smidge tho
38:00 <ZeroDistance> I would like to express my anger and disgust that Adelaide Fringe is allowing the exhibition "Come Heckle Christ". This is highly offensive to the millions of Christians in Adelaide and Australia. It is nothing more than the bullying and targeting of a particular group and is discriminatory in the extreme. As others have pointed out, it would not be allowed if the theme was "Come Heckle 
38:00 <ZeroDistance> Gays" or "Come Heckle Aboriginals" or "Come Heckle Muslims". All we ask is that we as Christians receive the same standards of treatment as any other group. 
38:00 <ZeroDistance> We will keep the pressure on as long as this is allowed to continue.
38:00 <ZeroDistance> Regards
38:00 <Kelevra> death to corby, her whole family is a rank pot farmed fuckhole of a family.
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> I laughed at the schapelle movie
38:00 <Saemon> but corby us big news though Kelevra
38:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
38:00 <Saemon> you and ur dumb kid aint.
38:00 <ZeroDistance> oi
38:00 <ZeroDistance> mister connected
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> J blow me
38:00 <Kelevra> my dumb kid? she's two months old
38:00 <ZeroDistance> slap you into 3014 next time
38:00 <Kelevra> go fuck yourself you munted piece of trash
39:00 <Saemon> u wish death to corby and her whole family?
39:00 <Saemon> wtf
39:00 <ZeroDistance> lol j blow u when babes
39:00 <Kelevra> yep
39:00 <Saemon> sif u wish death on another human being and thier family
39:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck her and her family
39:00 <ZeroDistance> druggie cunts
39:00 <Saemon> u dont even know them
39:00 <ZeroDistance> drug smuggling bandits
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am a druggy
39:00 <ZeroDistance> everybody knows them
39:00 <Saemon> u got fucked up ethics
39:00 <Kelevra> fuck them.
39:00 <Saemon> so what
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> I took panadol lasy night j
39:00 <Kelevra> and fuck you for slander of my baby
39:00 <ZeroDistance> put it out there for the world to see by getting caught doing something dumb
39:00 <Saemon> u dont just go around wishing death upon people.
39:00 <ZeroDistance> and?
39:00 <brainz> but they just scored 3 mil for 2 years
39:00 <ZeroDistance> religious people do it every day
40:00 <brainz> what a joke
40:00 <ZeroDistance> israeli settlers wish it upon the palistinians land they inhabit
40:00 <Nikky`> OMG omfgbbqhax.. I had some panadol today..lets me druggies together
40:00 <Kelevra> my baby is amazing and hasn't smuggled drugs so next time you wish to say fuck off to me say it to me and not some infant who can't type
40:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon needs his head kicked in
40:00 <Kelevra> FUCKING ASSHOLE
40:00 <couleurs> Brb Idc
40:00 <ZeroDistance> maybe break his pinky fingers
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky I snorted mine
40:00 <Attila> heh, give it time. 
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> To make me cool
40:00 <ZeroDistance> he can get little pinky wheelchairs for em
40:00 <Saemon> i just told u to stfu about your baby thats all gosh
40:00 <Nikky`> You rebel
40:00 <ZeroDistance> lol j
40:00 <Saemon> ya ya ur baby is cute cool story Kelevra
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah and you called my baby dumb Saemon
41:00 <Saemon> next.
41:00 <Kelevra> ummm
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tried to boil it in a spoon but it failed
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Damn u panadol
41:00 <ZeroDistance> his word means nothin mel
41:00 <Kelevra> you're a dunce like corby
41:00 <Saemon> cool story kel needs more dragons.
41:00 <shadsam> BE VERY QUIET U PACK OF HOMOSEXUALS...............
41:00 <Nikky`> What kind of adult makes fun of a baby? seriously
41:00 <Saemon> has your baby got a unicorn?
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shads shhhh
41:00 <ZeroDistance> he was the baby everyone had to lie about being cute and swallow a lump just to do it
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I do nikky
41:00 <shadsam> LOLOLOLOL
41:00 <simba> be quiet wayne
41:00 <Kelevra> LOL
41:00 <ZeroDistance> probably, most of them got throat cancer after
41:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
41:00 <ZeroDistance> i say
41:00 <Nikky`> Well stop it omfgbbqhax
42:00 <Kelevra> fuck corby, it's of no interest to me
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
42:00 <Nikky`> STOP IT NOW
42:00 <TwEEk> CAPS RAGE!
42:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather hear about that inxs show
42:00 <shadsam> CORGY
42:00 <simba> wb Kelevra
42:00 <ZeroDistance> ima watch downfall and fuck my jewish gf nat portman
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel it had boobs in it
42:00 <TwEEk> simba!
42:00 <Kelevra> simba ty, hows it going?
42:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra!!!!
42:00 <simba> good thanx
42:00 <simba> wb TwEEk
42:00 <Kelevra> TwEEk you nerd!
42:00 <Kelevra> how are you?
42:00 <TwEEk> am geeeewd :) and you?
42:00 <milk> so what, Schapelle is going to run a Bali Bar now?
43:00 <Saemon> wheres bastardly_one?
43:00 <brainz> everyone should boycott Corby 
43:00 <brainz> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> I'm eggsellent, hows the puppy going?
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
43:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
43:00 <brainz> the drug mule
43:00 <shadsam> AUSSIE OI OI OI
44:00 <Saemon> Kelevra okay
44:00 <Kelevra> I got a 2tb today and it's taking forever to copy shit over
44:00 <Saemon> im calmed down abit
44:00 <Saemon> and re-read what ive said earlier
44:00 <shadsam> the winter olympics has een supurb
44:00 <simba> what do u call a sony branded actress? natalie walkman hahahhahahhh thanx thanx very much
44:00 <Saemon> and id like to apologise
44:00 <Saemon> for what i said
44:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: he's going good, take him running around the lake now :)
44:00 <Kelevra> I hope so cause saying shit about my baby is not cool man
44:00 <TwEEk> strong enough to make 7kms :D
44:00 <Saemon> im sorry
44:00 <Saemon> i didnt mean that your baby was stupid, i dont even know it
44:00 <shadsam> `seen imsorry
44:00 <prowl> shadsam, ImSorry ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to sharky on #brisbane 4 weeks 6 days 13 hours 28 minutes ago (07.01. 05:16), but sharky mysteriously dematerialized.
44:00 <TwEEk> hows the babeh going Kelevra?
44:00 <Kelevra> ty for saying sorry but I still don't care about corby tbh
45:00 <Saemon> it was jsut an expression, like 'oh that fence is dumb;
45:00 <Saemon> etc
45:00 <brainz> ` seen baby
45:00 <brainz> `seen baby
45:00 <prowl> brainz, baby? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember baby.
45:00 <Saemon> it was uncalled for and i shoudlnt have said it
45:00 <brainz> haha
45:00 <shadsam> lol
45:00 <Saemon> i apologise Kelevra.
45:00 <Kelevra> aww TwEEk she's fucking adorable, when are you going to have one!!!
45:00 <TwEEk> soon :) we are on track to get hitched in October :)
46:00 <Saemon> awesome
46:00 <shadsam> kelevra sup 
46:00 <Kelevra> omg! I'm so happy I remember you asking me about rings then getting engaged!
46:00 <TwEEk> :)
46:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:00 <Saemon> i wish i will have a child of my own one day, but unfortunately i dont even have a gf
46:00 <Kelevra> they're hell upto 1.5 months
46:00 <TwEEk> yeah, that big rock.... I still miss the banmk account *sigh* lol
46:00 <Kelevra> shadsam I'm fine, you?
46:00 <Saemon> are rings really that important?
47:00 <shadsam> ok i guess
47:00 <TwEEk> Saemon: depends on who to.
47:00 <Kelevra> haha TwEEk she's worth it
47:00 <TwEEk> Saemon: your single right? starting to understand why.
47:00 <Kelevra> your mrs is hawt
47:00 <Saemon> if u have to signify your love and commitment with material items, then i dont think the love is strong 
47:00 <TwEEk> Kelevra: yeah she is :)
47:00 <Saemon> i mean, if yous really love eachother, u love eachother. ring or no ring.
47:00 <TwEEk> Saemon: yeah well, im getting laid tonight and your not.
47:00 <Kelevra> I'm single, have been for a while
48:00 <Kelevra> nothing is impossible
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> classic TwEEk
48:00 <Kelevra> unless you're an abusive fuckwit weirdo
48:00 <Attila> hm. 
48:00 <Kelevra> then life lucks out on you
48:00 <Attila> alcohol. 
48:00 <Kelevra> BUT
48:00 <Kelevra> even then abusive fucktards get laid and have partners
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont get laid
49:00 <TwEEk> simba: classic or not, the single guy is giving the engaged guy a lesson on love.... uuuuuh?
49:00 <Kelevra> who knows Saemon the sea doesn't always travel in one direction
49:00 <shadsam> i met a hot chick today
49:00 <TwEEk> shadsam: pound it, brother!
49:00 <Saemon> girls like 'abusive fucktards' though
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was she makin burgers shads?
49:00 <Saemon> the bad boys
49:00 <simba> dont listen to anything Saemon says, hes a social recluse, everything he thinks he knows comes from how i met your mother re runs
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
49:00 <Saemon> the nice guys always finish last
49:00 <ZeroDistance> TwEEk buddy
49:00 <shadsam> lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> can i get laid with u
49:00 <TwEEk> ZeroDistance?
49:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
49:00 <ZeroDistance> pandas
49:00 <simba> everything he says is just a generalisation or a saying
49:00 <Kelevra> sea women like men
49:00 <TwEEk> IS PANDA!!!!
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hot
50:00 <Saemon> simba wtf u dont know me, dont act lke u know me and judge me
50:00 <shadsam> omg
50:00 <Saemon> how fucken dare you!
50:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
50:00 <Kelevra> Saemon*
50:00 <simba> sorry its true you have no personality or original opinions Saemon
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
50:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon is still one rung above alch3my
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:00 <shadsam> SIMBAS A FUCKTARD
50:00 <ZeroDistance> Maurice can u ban Saemon
50:00 <simba> maybe just one rung
50:00 <TwEEk> agreed ===> 6:16 < simba> sorry its true you have no personality or original opinions Saemon
50:00 <ZeroDistance> abusing mels infant child
50:00 <Saemon> <shadsam> SIMBAS A FUCKTARD
51:00 <ZeroDistance> just for an hour :)
51:00 <Saemon> x 1000 000 00
51:00 <ZeroDistance> [19:08] <Saemon> but corby us big news though Kelevra
51:00 <ZeroDistance> [19:08] <Saemon> you and ur dumb kid aint.
51:00 <ZeroDistance> :(
51:00 <ZeroDistance> then he goes on
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah you shouldn't abuse my child she had enough of that shit in my womb
51:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> yea bet u  had indian food everynight and laughed
51:00 <ZeroDistance> then pooped
51:00 <Saemon> ZeroDistance why are u brining that up again ZeroDistance?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> cried then laughed!
52:00 <Saemon> ive apologised to Kelevra
52:00 <Saemon> i admitted it was wrong what i said.
52:00 <ZeroDistance> didnt apologise to me
52:00 <Kelevra> nah I had alot of schezuan
52:00 <ZeroDistance> yum
52:00 <ZeroDistance> u on the Stinkfist diet?
52:00 <Kelevra> indeed nigs <3
52:00 <Saemon> didnt apologise to you, ZeroDistance?
52:00 <Saemon> errrr
52:00 <Saemon> but like
52:00 <Saemon> fuck you
52:00 <Nikky`> Or me
52:00 <Kelevra> but like
52:00 <Saemon> why should i have aplogised to you??
52:00 <Kelevra> fuck you
52:00 <Nikky`> I demand a sorry
52:00 <Kelevra> awwsohurtful.com
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ;) <3
53:00 <Kelevra> <3
53:00 <Saemon> nikky apologise to you as well?
53:00 <Saemon> wat for?
53:00 <simba> for using irc
53:00 <Kelevra> Nikky` you need a good hard root
53:00 <Saemon> im not a bitch whose gona apologise for everything
53:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
53:00 <Kelevra> sexual healing and whatnots of that nature
53:00 <simba> apologise for using irc instantly
53:00 <Saemon> only when i feel i done wrong
53:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i know a guy like that
53:00 <brainz> all this house cleaning has made me tired
53:00 <ZeroDistance> keeps abusing me on fb because he got himself nicked inna can for 2 yrs
54:00 <Kelevra> JEFF
54:00 <Nikky`> lol Kelevra..sure so like, wanna? :P
54:00 <ZeroDistance> blames everyone in his life for his problems but himself
54:00 <Nikky`> Yes Saemon..sorry to me also
54:00 <ZeroDistance> u sound the same
54:00 <Saemon> simba can u plz be allergic to oxygen? thanks
54:00 <Drunkard> it aint me.. i swear
54:00 <simba> no i have no allergies
54:00 <Kelevra> jeffy beffy mac heffy meffy peffy mac poo poo
54:00 <ZeroDistance> same
54:00 <ZeroDistance> we are perfect specimens
54:00 <brainz> i want a apologie as well lol
54:00 <ZeroDistance> i give up our sexy bodies for science
55:00 <Kelevra> Nikky` if I had a penis I'd ravage every vagina on here with it
55:00 <Nikky`> hars
55:00 <simba> now hes doing wrestling moves through /me again
55:00 <Nikky`> harsh also
55:00 <simba> someone put this puppy down
55:00 <Drunkard> and who be you Kelevra. that nickname doesnt look familiar 
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
55:00 <Adamirc29> Kelevra toey much
55:00 <ZeroDistance> wrestling
55:00 <Saemon> watever u just ownt you simba
55:00 <Immutable> had the worst fucking conversation today
55:00 <Nikky`> Then I shall hold out for the day you grow a penis Kelevra
55:00 <Kelevra> = Bass`Babe85
55:00 <ZeroDistance> he knows people
55:00 <Drunkard> mellllllllll
55:00 <Kelevra> douche
55:00 <ZeroDistance> knows wrestlers
55:00 <ZeroDistance> going to fake bash you simba
55:00 <Kelevra> LOL <3
55:00 <simba> Saemon: sorry? was that english
55:00 <Nikky`> Hey Drunkard :o)
55:00 <ZeroDistance> you know they are fake being your friend Saemon?
55:00 <Drunkard> <3 how you going
55:00 <ZeroDistance> SUCKER PUNCH!
55:00 <Saemon> watever I* just ownt you simba
55:00 <Drunkard> hey nikky
55:00 <Drunkard> people picking on  eh
55:00 <simba> still not getting it
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent babe, how are you? 
56:00 <brainz> ohh fck i just remembered
56:00 <ZeroDistance> what's with this new terminology coward punch or watev it is?
56:00 <Nikky`> What went wrong Immutable
56:00 <shadsam> HMM COFFEE
56:00 <Saemon> king hit
56:00 <Drunkard> im goodd :)
56:00 <ZeroDistance> sif it caught on
56:00 <simba> suckerpunch?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> media needs to use 'homogay'
56:00 <brainz> fck coffee i think im gonna do that
56:00 <ZeroDistance> nah they wont say suckerpunch
56:00 <ZeroDistance> which it is
57:00 <Kelevra> suckerpunch was a shitty movie
57:00 <Drunkard> i see this room hasnt really changed
57:00 <Kelevra> it confused me so much cause I was stoned when I watched it
57:00 <ZeroDistance> hey Saemon you ever used your wheelchair on the tram line in town?
57:00 <Kelevra> I think it was about rape or something
57:00 <ZeroDistance> ive changed
57:00 <ZeroDistance> my nick.
57:00 <ZeroDistance> i liked suckerpunch :P sexy chicks
57:00 <Drunkard> lol
58:00 <simba> i actually downloaded that the other day (not for me)
58:00 <Drunkard> suckerpunch was weird, but still a good movie
58:00 <Saemon> sad simba. lol
58:00 <shadsam> O,O
58:00 <simba> what is
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i liked the concept
58:00 <Saemon> u dl'din that movie
58:00 <brainz> fck i want a coffee
58:00 <ZeroDistance> im watching Downfall atm
58:00 <Saemon> its a chick flick u faggot
58:00 <Drunkard> whats that about
58:00 <simba> thats why i downloaded it for a chick
58:00 <ZeroDistance> no it isnt Saemon
58:00 <simba> terrible trolling 
58:00 <Saemon> ohyasure.
59:00 <ZeroDistance> date movies are chick flicks
59:00 <ZeroDistance> or just date movies..
59:00 <Kelevra> mmm maccas
59:00 <Drunkard> no mel
59:00 <Drunkard> bad
00:00 <simba> i also got seven samurai the japanese movie and milk with sean penn
00:00 <Saemon> whoa the schapelle corby movie is on at 9:40pm tonight on ch.9
00:00 <Saemon> nice
00:00 <simba> and immortal beloved some beethoven movie with gary oldman as beethoven
00:00 <simba> lol i thought that would be interesting
01:00 <shadsam> CORBY MOVIES WAS ON LAST NIGHT
01:00 <ZeroDistance> seven samauri is classik
01:00 <shadsam> ARRIVAL TONIHT
01:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah that gary oldman is great
01:00 <simba> he looks so different in all his movies
01:00 <simba> http://davewatchingstuff.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/oldman-montage.jpg
02:00 <Nikky`> wb omfgbbqhax
02:00 <Saemon> they are airing the schappelle corby movie again tongiht
02:00 <Saemon> encore presentation
02:00 <shadsam> ok
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley is asleep
02:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARyhJdMvy4s
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peep Show-Jeremy's Fuck you Bush poem (May 7, 2011) 0:45 - Category: Comedy - 12,530 views - 65 likes (97%), 2 dislikes (3%)
02:00 <ZeroDistance> wb j
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thx j
03:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
03:00 <ZeroDistance> love u babe
03:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Xxx
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> ♥
03:00 <shadsam> .
03:00 <simba> are you happy now, bush?
03:00 <TwEEk> I came online to dowload a movie for tonight. wow, so dissapointing. so much shit out there :/
04:00 <ZeroDistance> aha that dude from peep show is so lolarious on QI
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb ness
04:00 <ZeroDistance> quick wit
04:00 <ness> hellooooooooo
04:00 <ZeroDistance> i still gotta dl The Grey
05:00 <ZeroDistance> put that in piratebay and never find it find porn
05:00 <ZeroDistance> sasha grey..
05:00 <ZeroDistance> i wana so suck a poo out her bum
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is old now
06:00 <shadsam> `seen bieber
06:00 <prowl> shadsam, I don't remember seeing bieber.
06:00 <shadsam> mmm burp spew
06:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> eat dog shit wayne
07:00 <simba> every day
07:00 <shadsam> die in a fire faggot
07:00 <Serenity> uh
07:00 <Serenity> what
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> who is Drunkard?
12:00 <JUSTJOH> http://imgur.com/gog3fvz
12:00 <shadsam> fuk u noob
12:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, some bitch asked me how many girls I've had sex with
12:00 <Immutable> and I told her
12:00 <Immutable> and she was like only that many
12:00 <Immutable> and I was like yeah I'm not a whore like you
12:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:00 <Nikky`> But you're a whore
13:00 <Nikky`> *gasp*
13:00 <Immutable> true but... ssh
13:00 <shadsam> bbl have fun lol
13:00 <Immutable> only for my girlfriends
14:00 <Nikky`> Thats ok then
14:00 <Drunkard> i am
14:00 <Nikky`> a Drunkard? we know
14:00 <Nikky`> :P
14:00 <Drunkard> lol
14:00 <Drunkard> not as much as i used to be
15:00 <Immutable> but yeah I should probably get that number up
15:00 <Immutable> happy valentines day you're just a notch in the belt
15:00 <Nikky`> Make it your new hobby
16:00 <Nikky`> everyone needs a hobby
16:00 <Saemon> lol on a current affair, a bogan couple, the wife is preggers with a conjoined twin baby
16:00 <Immutable> sounds like a shit hobby
16:00 <Nikky`> Only if you do anal
16:00 <Saemon> thats what yo ass gets for doin meth and alcohol whilst your pregnant
16:00 <simba> lol @ watching aca
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is today valentines.
16:00 <Nikky`> No omfgbbqhax
16:00 <Nikky`> Its on Fri
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck that
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:00 <Saemon> simba its better than watchin grown adult men in short shorts lusting after balls.
17:00 <Attila> 14th, guy. 
17:00 <simba> i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am not a romantic
17:00 <Saemon> and sliding over eachother in rape positions, with socks pulled up to their knees to look like sailor moon.
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will buy you a drink if yoh let me fuck your ass
17:00 <ZeroDistance> mm weetbix wit choc powder huhu
17:00 <Saemon> simba im talkong about soccer.
17:00 <Serenity> someone better get me a good valentines present
17:00 <simba> sounds like wrestling
17:00 <Immutable> fucken hate valentines day
17:00 <Serenity> im looking at you Nikky`
17:00 <Saemon> what ive said, was an accurate discription  of soccer
18:00 <simba> wrestling really
18:00 <Nikky`> I will..Promise
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky is busy
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Chattin up the boys
18:00 <Nikky`> lol i'm watching tv
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sure sure
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> U never pm me anymore
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am naksd
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Naked.
18:00 <Nikky`> I'm just a channel chat kinda gal
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fine
19:00 <Nikky`> And you're always naked
19:00 <Nikky`> go to work naked, shop naked
19:00 <Nikky`> naked naked naked
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> I look sexy naked with a toolbelt on
20:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I have a white ass
20:00 <Nikky`> saaaaaaaame
20:00 <Nikky`> Hey megamanga
20:00 <megamanga> hai Nikky` 
21:00 <simba> white asses own
23:00 <Immutable> chicks that try to do things for guys for valentines day meh
24:00 <Immutable> mostly they're shit
24:00 <Immutable> but at least you know that they like you enough to try and do something romantic
24:00 <Nikky`> all I do is.. nothing
24:00 <Nikky`> its another day and i'm at work
24:00 <Nikky`> that and i'm single so haha
24:00 <Immutable> and that's better than what most chicks do
24:00 <Immutable> which is balls nothing
25:00 <Immutable> the worst thing you can do for a guy on valentines day is write him a fucking passive aggressive note or a desperate note
25:00 <Immutable> fucking get so many of those
25:00 <Nikky`> You clearly date some freaks then
27:00 <Immutable> no I get them from random chicks I've met
29:00 <Immutable> wtf do you say in response to that shit
29:00 <Saemon> giv an example of a desperate note
30:00 <Nikky`> You say. how sweet, how about you give it to another guy who cares
32:00 <Immutable> :/
34:00 <Shadowgate> immutable did a face lol
34:00 <Shadowgate> it was so clever lol
34:00 <Nikky`> Are we going to have any cars made in Aust :/
35:00 <Duke_36> nope
35:00 <Duke_36> I'd better buy a new falcon soon
35:00 <Duke_36> then keep it 20 years.
35:00 <Nikky`> they will import still
35:00 <Nikky`> but not the same, I guess
35:00 <Duke_36> yeah, not the same.
35:00 <couleurs> RIP Shannael Corgy
35:00 <Duke_36> will most likely have to go a subaru.
35:00 <Duke_36> awd.
36:00 <ZeroDistance> full of weetbix
38:00 <Nikky`> Just make it a manual so I can drive
38:00 <Duke_36> hehe nah i am lazy, auto.
39:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk
39:00 <Duke_36> i'll most likely get a falcon in the next year.
39:00 <Duke_36> and keep it 15 years.
39:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Duke_36> might even get two
40:00 <Duke_36> see how i go.
40:00 <Nikky`> two cars eh? one for each leg
41:00 <Moke> <couleurs> RIP Shannael Corgy lol
41:00 <Duke_36> daily
41:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-constitution
41:00 <Duke_36> and weekender.
41:00 <Duke_36> cheaper than a gf ;)
41:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllll
42:00 <Nikky`> lol yes, for you I guess it is
42:00 <Duke_36> hehe well its true.
43:00 <Duke_36> sorry, cheaper than getting married then divorced.
43:00 <Nikky`> Thats better
43:00 <shadsam> `seen clint
43:00 <prowl> shadsam, I don't remember seeing clint.
45:00 <shadsam> .
46:00 <ooomp> `seen Doodle
46:00 <prowl> ooomp, Doodle ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 hours 16 minutes ago (10.02. 12:29) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 week 5 days 2 hours 21 minutes there.
46:00 <Serenity> hes at work
46:00 <Nikky`> He left us - said, I can't take these mean lesbo bitches anymore
46:00 <Serenity> haha
46:00 <ooomp> Wouldn't surprise me
47:00 <Nikky`> hehe
49:00 <shadsam> .
51:00 <Nikky`> I got my power bill today.. for my month off work and fan on during nights it only went up smidge under $5 from last bill
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright
51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I was expecting a lot more
51:00 <Kynetic> true
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a terrible electricity hog
52:00 <Kynetic> im expecting about a 350 power bill for the quarter
52:00 <Kynetic> goes up a bit when we run so many aircons
52:00 <shadsam> if u run air con ur buggered
52:00 <Nikky`> $350? This was $164
52:00 <Kynetic> noice
52:00 <Kynetic> is that just for you tho Nikky`?
53:00 <ooomp> shadsam, I'm not satisfied with your exit message
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect more ... between the a/c, me, the housemate alway falling asleep with light on, etc
53:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, just me
53:00 <Kynetic> ah yea
53:00 <Kynetic> this is 2 adults and 2 kids
53:00 <Kynetic> 3 aircons
53:00 <Kynetic> 3 computers always on
53:00 <Nikky`> aaah no aircon
53:00 <Nikky`> I switch pc off now until weekends
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nd only $350? Don't bitch
53:00 <ooomp> 1 adult, 2 kids no doubt :P
53:00 <Nikky`> turned many things off at power point
54:00 <Nikky`> Do have fan on overnight when too hot
54:00 <Kynetic> yea with solar :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> $350 when you've got 2 kids ...
54:00 <Kynetic> gonna miss the solar when i move
54:00 <shadsam> fans use nothing nikky as u can tell
54:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in other words about $500
54:00 <Bastardly_One> which makes more sense
54:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I do now
54:00 <Nikky`> I really excepted my bill a lot higher
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, ban Saemon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like the nick change
55:00 <Kynetic> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> don't laugh
55:00 <Kynetic> why
55:00 <One_Bastardly> what? its not the same as yours Bastardly_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the little cunt is a stalker
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and annoying as all fuck
55:00 <Nikky`> My gas has gone up tho, sucks arse..hardly use it and it was $65
55:00 <One_Bastardly> u dont own the words bastardly and one
55:00 <Nikky`> 2 months
56:00 <Kynetic> yea gas has gotten expensive
56:00 <shadsam> rotflmgo
56:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I mean Kynetic?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> done to piss me off ...
56:00 <Nikky`> Sure has
56:00 <Saemon> wat a lil bitchu are Bastardly_One
56:00 <Saemon> u dont own those 2 words i happend to like it
56:00 <Nikky`> I'm going to be extra tight arse in winter now
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you can talk ... you don't happen to take fuck off for an answer
56:00 <Saemon> why are u beign so negative?
56:00 <Saemon> so rude
56:00 <Saemon> jesus
57:00 <ooomp> There is such think as ignore B1
57:00 <Saemon> calm down
57:00 <ooomp> Thing*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I like extra clothes ... my housemate lkes the heater
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, how about you do it and mind your own business then?
57:00 <ooomp> No
57:00 <simba> isnt it in the rules that youre not allowed to copy someone elses nick, i remember people used to get kicked straight away for it
57:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I will just sleep with hoodies n socks haha
57:00 <ooomp> This is far too entertaining
57:00 <shadsam> bbl
58:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, there's rules here? *blinks*
58:00 <shadsam> lol
58:00 <simba> yeah but they arent followed all the time
58:00 <simba> only when it affects an op directly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if your parent will be fucked off if I melt out Saemon's computer?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if his parents even
59:00 <simba> get him into trouble with daddy
59:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, uh huh ... re:ops
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even get them laughing as you can see
59:00 <Saemonly_One> naw look at you two
59:00 <Saemonly_One> cute
59:00 <ooomp> Oh noes, *someone* is using a similar nickname to mine *rolls eyes*. It's the little things in life that affect people in a virtual reality
59:00 <Saemonly_One> ^-^
59:00 <simba> yeah its weird lately 
59:00 <Saemonly_One> lol ooomp
00:00 <simba> what are you talking about ooomp it used to be a written rule in irc lol
00:00 <simba> its not some thing that some people take offence to it was like the way things were for years
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ooomp, wanna start? I don't think you do ... so I'd hush if I were you
00:00 <Saemonly_One> ooooo
00:00 <Saemonly_One> lol
00:00 <megamanga> ill drive up and shit on your porch cunt
01:00 <megamanga> WANNA GO M8
01:00 <simba> ooo eee oo aaaa ching chang walla walla bing bang
01:00 <Saemonly_One> Bastardly_One wat u gona do to ooomp if he wants to start?
01:00 <megamanga> hell call him naughty names
01:00 <shadsam> lol ooomp
02:00 <simba> o_] 
02:00 <simba> thats the lleyton hewitt gay hand thing
02:00 <shadsam> ooomphs a bloke now
02:00 <simba> in emoticon form
02:00 <Saemonly_One> its not gay
02:00 <Saemonly_One> he's an aussie icon
02:00 <simba> stfu faggot
02:00 <simba> he is not
02:00 <simba> hes a racist lower class piece of shit
02:00 <Saemonly_One> no hes not u unaustralian cunt
02:00 <simba> ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
03:00 <Saemonly_One> he's a fucken patriot
03:00 <simba> stop trolling about anything as an excuse to talk to me
03:00 <Saemonly_One> theres nothin wrong with havin pride about australia
03:00 <simba> hes a racist bogan
03:00 <Saemonly_One> if u dont like it
03:00 <Saemonly_One> then leave
03:00 <simba> stfu
04:00 <shadsam> bbl
04:00 <Saemonly_One> wheres Bastardly_One gone off to
05:00 <simba> maybe hes chatting in a channel that doesnt get slowed to a halt because of trolls that wont get ejected for some reason
05:00 <Saemonly_One> thats what she said
05:00 <Saemonly_One> lol ownt.
06:00 <simba> right
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy
09:00 <Saemonly_One> i see
09:00 <Saemonly_One> doin what
10:00 <ZeroDistance> so so full neighbour made wicked potato bake
10:00 <ZeroDistance> had a huge ass bowl
10:00 <ZeroDistance> saemon u fag
12:00 <AaronDYates> How was your dinner simba you parasite my shout again huh
13:00 <Saemonly_One> sup zero
13:00 <ZeroDistance> chillin gonna lay down
13:00 <ZeroDistance> full as a lion
13:00 <AaronDYates> Sup pandas ya pussy
14:00 <Picard> drug fucked idiot'
14:00 <Saemonly_One> so ur neighbor made potato back
14:00 <Saemonly_One> and u had some of it
14:00 <Saemonly_One> ?
14:00 <Saemonly_One> how do u know they didnt put like semen or something into it?
14:00 <Saemonly_One> why would u trust it?
15:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <ZeroDistance>  you can stick so many things in pussy AaronDYates
16:00 <ZeroDistance> I don't know why Picard continues to say I'm drug fucked
16:00 <ZeroDistance> bloody one trick pony he is
17:00 <ZeroDistance> probably doesnt know any other way to root his mrs but missionary, never got her off once on his baby dick
17:00 <simba> i wonder if she fucks a real man on the side?
17:00 <simba> someone who can make her orgasm?
20:00 <simba> wb steenzo
20:00 <simba> how are U
20:00 <Picard> simba how often does ZeroDistance fuck you?
20:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm bianca on my kitchen rules
20:00 <ZeroDistance> should be on met art
20:00 <simba> just ignore him and he leaves
20:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
21:00 <simba> ive noticed how he tries to get my attention but i completrely ignore him and an hour later he just quits irc wihtout saying a word
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> he never actually converses with anyone
21:00 <simba> its jsut to vent
21:00 <ZeroDistance> she probably just gets the fist in to clear the pipes
21:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
21:00 <ZeroDistance> he hates life, poor hippo
21:00 <simba> METALIFE
21:00 <ZeroDistance> misses the wonders of the deep blue sea
22:00 <simba> henry the octopus lives down in the deep blue sea
22:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1690694_2134774493244457_1769269285_n.jpg
22:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
22:00 <ZeroDistance> so does ^
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that henry cunt
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> most of the wiggles have quit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sam I think has been replaced at least twice
23:00 <simba> what about captain feathersword
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!
23:00 <simba> he was the one in the suits too i think
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he was
23:00 <ZeroDistance> dorothy the dinosaur was raped by the t rex from jurassic park :/
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the show off by heart
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 2 nieces
23:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <whencanibehappy> trust a woman and your dead
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that chick that took over
24:00 <simba> i always had a younger sibling in the wiggles age so i saw the movie heaps of times and shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is rooting one of them but I can't remember which one
24:00 <ZeroDistance> hot
24:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently when they played here ... according to my brother in law
24:00 <ZeroDistance> id still root georgie parker
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Sam was wasted
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and it showed on stage
24:00 <Nikky`> lol ZeroDistance
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like fucking up his songs and shit
25:00 <simba> sam?
25:00 <simba> is he the new greg
25:00 <simba> cos i remember greg anthony murray and jeff
25:00 <simba> loool
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the old new greg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't he moved on again?
25:00 <simba> old greg
25:00 <simba> idk anymore
25:00 <simba> get ready to wiggle
25:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the money they're making though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they own the rights to all the other Wiggles as well
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the spanish one and shit
26:00 <simba> oh wow
26:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man i lay down and my side gets sore
26:00 <ZeroDistance> this is how it felt when i was fat lol
26:00 <ZeroDistance> ima have to jerk off these calories
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm jealous as fuck of them
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My aim was to be a famous childrens book author
26:00 <Bastardly_One> for ages
27:00 <ZeroDistance> still can do it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
27:00 <ZeroDistance> i still want to do it sometime
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I need an illustrator
27:00 <Bastardly_One> clairey was gonna but lost interest in 10 mins
27:00 <ZeroDistance> have a story ive been thinking bout for ages since i started doin labour work
27:00 <Serenity> GOOD EVENING MELBOURNE. HOPE WE ARE ALL WELL.
27:00 <ZeroDistance> depends on the style of artwork that fits i guess
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off Perth person
27:00 <simba> their whole fruit salad yummy yummy thing didnt really rub off on kids in fact those kids grew up the fattest yet
27:00 <ZeroDistance> need the right person
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
27:00 <shadsam> CHICKEN CHOW MING
28:00 <Serenity> go choke on your teeth b1
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no
28:00 <shadsam> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not got them in
29:00 <shadsam> fennec up urs
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Fennec_Fox sucks cock :)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the master hacker
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or should that be master noteop flooder?
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
30:00 <ooomp> Speaking from experience Snoops?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that Snoops?
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh god yes ooomp always
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah wasnt it the notice he flooded us with
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it was dichkead ... noteops
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> noooo it was you that got hit with that
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i only got the notices
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I saw Jade the other day by the way
31:00 <Serenity> fennec isnt the master hacker
31:00 <whencanibehappy> you trust a woman and your dead
31:00 <Serenity> oh shut up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, he threated heaps of us with hacking because we banned his arse elsewhere ... he just went nuts ... was pretty funny
32:00 <Serenity> hes useless
32:00 <Nikky`> I'm a master hacker
32:00 <Nikky`> when I wake up with a cold
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> about as useless as tits on a bull lol
32:00 <Nikky`> hack hack haha
33:00 <shadsam> lol
33:00 <lumeah> haha @ Nikky 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, apparently though my stalker is fucking hilarious
33:00 <Bastardly_One> to some cunts with no clue
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1921931_505404476234541_1021244726_n.jpg
35:00 <shadsam> yoyo
35:00 <Excessive> yo yo
35:00 <Excessive> sarp
35:00 <shadsam> sapnin
35:00 <Excessive> nawt murch
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <shadsam> nada
35:00 <simba> acid house
35:00 <Excessive> u?
36:00 <shadsam> cupA
36:00 <shadsam> This chick oday
36:00 <shadsam> today
36:00 <Nikky`> I wonder how much drugs Schapelle's family had to sell to put her in the $1000 night resport
36:00 <shadsam> from the oldskool raves
36:00 <shadsam> pulls out a pipe
36:00 <shadsam> lol
37:00 <shadsam> this dick broke it
37:00 <whencanibehappy> ghhh
37:00 <whencanibehappy> crazy
37:00 <whencanibehappy> stuff'
38:00 <ZeroDistance> go away whencanibehappy
38:00 <ZeroDistance> sorry but ur a downer
38:00 <shadsam> shes from qld livin up here comes down for 6 month stays
38:00 <simba> agreed
38:00 <Nikky`> Who is this whencanibehappy person
38:00 <simba> its keanu reeves
38:00 <whencanibehappy> your all downers
38:00 <ZeroDistance> fk me i have the worst depressive disorder there is and im choosing to be happy
38:00 <ZeroDistance> so i am happy
38:00 <whencanibehappy> your fun to laugh at
38:00 <shadsam> knows paul holden
38:00 <Excessive> rite
39:00 <ZeroDistance> 3 more months and itll be an entire year free of mdd
39:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1620927_578864465532009_1352622840_n.jpg
39:00 <Excessive> haters
39:00 <shadsam> and sven vath
39:00 <Excessive> always gonnah hate
39:00 <whencanibehappy> weird
40:00 <Excessive> fckn got mah cheap shit PCI USB cards today .......... all 3 defective
40:00 <shadsam> hehe
40:00 <Excessive> fckn chinese shit
40:00 <shadsam> spewin
40:00 <shadsam> i got a 16 n a 8
40:00 <Excessive> I wrote to the dude askin for a refund
41:00 <ZeroDistance> haha someones gamer tag is Ipkiss
41:00 <ZeroDistance> STANLEY IPKISS
41:00 <shadsam> fo sure
41:00 <Excessive> jus gonnah go to the local comp shop and get some proper ones
42:00 <shadsam> woolies
42:00 <simba> stanley ipkiss i know that name
42:00 <simba> hahahah the mask
42:00 <ZeroDistance> ahahaha ye i was waitin 
42:00 <Excessive> gonnah go n water mah plants, bbs
43:00 <shadsam> okies
43:00 <ZeroDistance> so now schapelle is free its like she was never behind bars
43:00 <ZeroDistance> FINALLY FREE LOLOL
43:00 <shadsam> 9 years jees
43:00 <simba> brother sweet brother the trial of sam sweet
43:00 <ZeroDistance> the media dont understand how much we dislike her
44:00 <ZeroDistance> shes fat and shit now
44:00 <ZeroDistance> shes fkn wrecked
44:00 <whencanibehappy> k;j
44:00 <whencanibehappy> 0_o
44:00 <ZeroDistance> having to live there in that shithole 3rd country for another 3 years hahaha
44:00 <ZeroDistance> hope she dies
44:00 <whencanibehappy> i hope she admits it
44:00 <shadsam> more than 3 think its 6
45:00 <whencanibehappy> no its 3
45:00 <ZeroDistance> till 2017
45:00 <shadsam> k
45:00 <simba> obama is literally infamous
45:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
45:00 <simba> hes such a smooth fucking terrorist
45:00 <simba> hes the smoothest theyve ever had
45:00 <ZeroDistance> im over his blackness, he should take off the black suit already and reveal himself to be Bush
45:00 <shadsam> bali stinks its 3rd world
46:00 <shadsam> so humid
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhh
46:00 <simba> thanks for the bali update wayne
46:00 <shadsam> yw
46:00 <ZeroDistance> this reporter is hot
46:00 <^pilot^> she was always free
46:00 <^pilot^> ZeroDistance
46:00 <ZeroDistance> she waves her hands around like shes eminem
46:00 <^pilot^> she sold her pussy off to the guards
47:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
47:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllll
47:00 <^pilot^> and the guards fucked her off
47:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
47:00 <ZeroDistance> she's all fucked out now ;)
47:00 <^pilot^> as soon as she was as loose as ... charlie sheen
47:00 <ZeroDistance> dont knock my jesus
47:00 <^pilot^> so to end a wonderful story
47:00 <ZeroDistance> <3 u sheenie
47:00 <^pilot^> if you're gonna smuggle drugs
47:00 <shadsam> 60 minutes will pay her 150k
47:00 <ZeroDistance> what a role model!
47:00 <simba> banging seven gram rocks
47:00 <^pilot^> dont fucking get caught
47:00 <^pilot^> shadsam more
48:00 <ZeroDistance> ya just cant kill that guy
48:00 <^pilot^> 500k 
48:00 <ZeroDistance> he IS drugs
48:00 <ZeroDistance> poor old hoffman
48:00 <ZeroDistance> prob scored off sheen
48:00 <^pilot^> hoffman tried being sheen
48:00 <ZeroDistance> big mistake!
48:00 <simba> ★BI-WINNING★ Charlie Sheen not Bi Polar, Banging 7 Gram Rocks, Tiger Blood, Porn Stars
48:00 <^pilot^> and failed
48:00 <ZeroDistance> hoffman was brilliant
48:00 <ZeroDistance> lol simba
48:00 <^pilot^> until he snorted pure 
48:00 <shadsam> Banging 7 Gram Rocks
48:00 <shadsam> lol
48:00 <^pilot^> and then he got FUCKED UP
49:00 <^pilot^> right every single wrooooooooooong
49:00 <^pilot^> im a total fucking rockstar from mars WINNINg
49:00 <simba> i was banging 7 gram rocks
50:00 <^pilot^> only got one gear GO epic winnning
50:00 <^pilot^> are you bi polar
50:00 <^pilot^> im bi winning
50:00 <^pilot^> win here win there win win everywhere
50:00 <ZeroDistance> now that ooomp
50:00 <ZeroDistance> perfect example of a good looking chick
51:00 <ZeroDistance> but batty as hell
51:00 <^pilot^> yahwha ?
51:00 <^pilot^> women
51:00 <^pilot^> irc
51:00 <Nikky`> I've never seen a pic of her but I imagine her to be good looking..in my sex dreams n stuf
51:00 <^pilot^> zd
51:00 <Serenity> who let you in
51:00 <ZeroDistance> HUNDREDS OF WOMEN FLEECED BY AUSTRALIAS ULTRASOUND OGRE!
51:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
51:00 <^pilot^> i let myself in 
51:00 <Serenity> oh dear
52:00 <^pilot^> oh please
52:00 <^pilot^> i watched Safe last night
52:00 <^pilot^> with jason Statham
52:00 <^pilot^> really good movie
52:00 <Serenity> :o
52:00 <shadsam> .
52:00 <Nikky`> He is just so darn doable
52:00 <ZeroDistance> why couldnt schapelle have been bolder
52:00 <ZeroDistance> like an american would have
52:00 <shadsam> statham rockz
52:00 <ZeroDistance> had her tits augmented, fulla heroin
52:00 <ZeroDistance> now theres a fucking movie
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut about schapelle? watch the mini series in silence
53:00 <simba> what would people be talking about if this shapelle stuff didnt come up? justin biebers newest tattoo
53:00 <simba> ?
54:00 <simba> dustin hoffman?
54:00 <Serenity> he really is Nikky`
54:00 <simba> my kitchen rules?
54:00 <simba> something terrible
54:00 <Bastardly_One> daddy's favourite mule got caught
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the end ...
54:00 <ZeroDistance> 40-50 grand to get a photo of her
54:00 <shadsam> biebers ot a yellow lamoghini
54:00 <simba> shut up wayne
54:00 <ZeroDistance> im not watching the miniseries
54:00 <simba> lamoghini
54:00 <shadsam> what a cunt
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i have never seen a bieber music vid
55:00 <simba> "and always let ur conscience be ur guide" - the grasshopper conscience in pinocchio
55:00 <ZeroDistance> so to me he's just some rich socialite
55:00 <simba> wise ass hopper
56:00 <Excessive> k, that's done
56:00 <shadsam> lol
57:00 <ZeroDistance> when corby gets back she should admit it and laugh and laugh
57:00 <ZeroDistance> 9 years ya cunts and im rich haha
57:00 <simba> i hope she was raped by creatures we think are prehistoric
57:00 <simba> over there in bali
57:00 <simba> some kind of insane, ten dicked dinosaur
59:00 <shadsam> .
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey baz :o)
00:00 <Nikky`> wb lumeah
00:00 <baz> hello Nikky` darling
00:00 <Excessive> http://imgur.com/s9x7u
01:00 <lumeah> thanks nikky
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just checked the letter box
01:00 <Nikky`> How are you baz?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> still no fucking fees invoice
01:00 <shadsam> as u do
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for paying this before next Monday
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My timetable makes no sense as it is
02:00 <CannibalClown> cocks
02:00 <Serenity> you love them you giant ponce
02:00 <CannibalClown> so do you ya cumguzzling cockgobbler
02:00 <shadsam> thats spunout Excessive
03:00 <Serenity> well i never
03:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, don't you think Lapdance by NERD should of been in GTA V ... it's definitely a song for the Vanilla Unicorn
03:00 <baz> I'm well, my dear, how are you?
03:00 <CannibalClown> that guy got arrested
03:00 <Nikky`> Yeah not too bad
03:00 <baz> excuse my language, I'm reading an Evelyn Waugh novel
03:00 <Excessive> eheh
03:00 <CannibalClown> 0.132BAC
03:00 <simba> yeah everyone likes that beat
04:00 <shadsam> o,o
06:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> why did shads include my message in his quit
06:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> weird
06:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont get why ppl rave about Death Valley
07:00 <Nikky`> I changed channel for a smidge, saw it on and was like, wtf is this
07:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
07:00 <ZeroDistance> im watching Hell On Wheels on abc
07:00 <Immutable> it's my fucking bed time already
08:00 <Immutable> fucking great
08:00 <Nikky`> I have Revenge on
08:00 <ZeroDistance> oer
08:00 <Nikky`> Time just went zoooom 
08:00 <Nikky`> Don't forget to whore it up tomorrow Immutable.. for the hobby
08:00 <shadsam> Excessive thats off its cunt
09:00 <Excessive> yeah, pretty funneh
09:00 <shadsam> how good is it
09:00 <Excessive> 2 gd
09:00 <shadsam> hindsight
09:00 <Immutable> yeah how about no
09:00 <Excessive> ye
10:00 <Excessive> wat abt commonsense
10:00 <shadsam> lol
10:00 <ZeroDistance> erg ate too much
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I should do that eventually
11:00 <Bastardly_One> might make me less pissy
11:00 <ZeroDistance> meighbour made potato bake, id already had a lil steak then some weetbix for dessert
11:00 <ZeroDistance> he gave me a HUGE bowl bro lol
11:00 <ZeroDistance> yea eating does that, grandpa :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up or you're next :P
12:00 <shadsam> weetbix for dessert
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you haven't annoyed me for days ... wtf is going on with that?
12:00 <ZeroDistance> hah that gay dumbledore cunt
12:00 <ZeroDistance> finally gets to be in a show where he can be his homo self
12:00 <ZeroDistance> ian mkellen?
14:00 <justinjohns> http://imgur.com/gog3fvz
15:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1554611_400808800055572_320243078_n.jpg
15:00 <Saemonly_One> Bastardly_One ur an old cunt
15:00 <Saemonly_One> thats whats up with that
15:00 <Serenity> Saemonly_One back off honestly
16:00 <Attila> mmmm. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> one day ... mark my words ... one fucking day
16:00 <Saemonly_One> lol one day what?
16:00 <Ben> Evening..
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be the biggest joke on here ... but wait and see
16:00 <Nikky`> I like to think I dance like the top version Excessive hehe
17:00 <Excessive> hehe Nikky`
17:00 <Saemonly_One> damn Bastardly_One calm down mate o_O
17:00 <Saemonly_One> ur a psycho
17:00 <shadsam> `seen anyone
17:00 <prowl> shadsam, anyone? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember anyone.
17:00 <Nikky`> Everyone type I read your nick Saemon I think of it as Salmon
17:00 <shadsam> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so gutless when Serenity is around
17:00 <Bastardly_One> scared of her huh?
17:00 <Saemon> lol Nikky`
18:00 <ZeroDistance> dunno b1
18:00 <Saemon> nah Bastardly_One i respect sezz
18:00 <Serenity> Saemon dont act innocent i know what youre like
18:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Simple Simon
18:00 <ZeroDistance> soz for belated response
18:00 <shadsam> `seen ill gates
18:00 <prowl> shadsam, ill? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember ill.
18:00 <Excessive> `seen intelligence
18:00 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing intelligence.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, my fucking point precisely for the last whatever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never of seen intelligence Excessive ... true that
19:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen the_baron
19:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, The_Baron ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 2 days 4 hours 52 minutes ago (08.02. 16:26) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 19 minutes there.
19:00 <Excessive> not on here, yes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the implants up your nose must finally be working
20:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely touched in the head of late
20:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf is a Saemon anyway
20:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lololol
20:00 <ZeroDistance> i always read is as Salmon
20:00 <Excessive> shut the fck up abt that shit maaaaaaaaan
20:00 <Deamon_Slayer> seamon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Simon ... done all cool Game of Thrones style
20:00 <Nikky`> haha ZeroDistance.. i'm not the only one phew
21:00 <Bastardly_One> except he has no clue because it read Sairmon
21:00 <Serenity> im eating dinner now. no one pm me about shit i dont care
21:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen o,,o
21:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, I don't remember seeing o,,o.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Sae in GoT is pronounced AIR
21:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> AE is I mean
21:00 <ZeroDistance> oh b1 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> So, Serenity just admited she couldn't give a shit about opping :P
22:00 <ZeroDistance> like Ye is The
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... but AE is pronounce AIR
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in GoT
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so his nick is Sairmon
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not Simon like he thinks
22:00 <Attila> No, it's not. lol. 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ... go google the pronounciations
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucked up how I read the books bad!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to re pronounce heaps
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like Catelyn
23:00 <Attila> Google's got nothing on me. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Cait Lynn right?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
23:00 <Attila> No, Kat-lyn. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Cat Lyn
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ...
24:00 <Attila> Katlyn Stark. 
24:00 <Attila> or Tully. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or Caitlyn
24:00 <Bastardly_One> before reading the pronounciations
24:00 <Attila> That's how it's pronounced, you're just plain wrong. 
24:00 <ness> hey when is season 4 coming out
24:00 <Bastardly_One> duh ... I just said that
24:00 <Attila> I can link a GoT episode that speaks it, and laugh at you. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> under of March ness
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
25:00 <Attila> But you're not important enough. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Attila, that's my point for fuck sake ... the books came before the series ... the series has fucked me around
25:00 <Bastardly_One> re: pronounciations
25:00 <Attila> I think they'd get her name pronunciation right dude. 
25:00 <Attila> considering George RR Martin is a consultant. 
26:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> it's pronounced Moops
26:00 <Bastardly_One> did I actually say they didn't anywhere in what I said?
26:00 <Attila> You go read your google pronunciations, you git. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I said, the series made it all different ... read properly
27:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One just got ownt by Attila.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I did?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *scrolls* where?
27:00 <Saemon> we know way more about got than u
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we were talking fucktard ...
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not trying to "own" each other
28:00 <ZeroDistance> guy I know said I should check out GoT
28:00 <ZeroDistance> said it's gorey
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact, kindly don't address me at all Saemon and life will be grand for both of us
28:00 <ZeroDistance> just after Merlin, i dunno if i can stand shit
28:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One umadbro?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> J
28:00 <ZeroDistance> yp
28:00 <Bastardly_One> read the books first IMO
28:00 <Attila> The series didn't make it all different at all. 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> to*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the series goes too fast
29:00 <Attila> And I've read the books, so shut your arse. 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> based on books is it
29:00 <ZeroDistance> kk
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the first book is almost covered in the first two eps
29:00 <Attila> Of course it has to be screenwritten, have you seen the size of the books?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and they leave stuff I consider important out
29:00 <ZeroDistance> fark
29:00 <ZeroDistance> i bloody hate that
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the books are disgustingly huge
30:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 so far ...
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he better have a good team around him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe he won't finish it before he dies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the most fastidious writer I've ever read
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking good
30:00 <Attila> Agreed, there. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and he can make a character that appears for only about 10 pages memorable
30:00 <ZeroDistance> goin to wiki it
31:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
31:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good writer
31:00 <Nikky`> what is GoT?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Game of Thrones
31:00 <Attila> I'm dying for her to turn into lady stoneheart, in season 4. 
31:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> based on a series of books called Song of Ice and Fire
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that will never get completed the way it's going
32:00 <Nikky`> aaah.. never read the books or seen the show
32:00 <Bastardly_One> book 6 has been coming forever
32:00 <Attila> dance of dragons is absolutely HUGE.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> worth a read if you like fantasy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not wizards and dragons shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's totally political
33:00 <ZeroDistance> A Song Of Ice And Fire
33:00 <ZeroDistance> so the book is just one book, got
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and being obsessed with wolves one of the main families I love
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the Starks
33:00 <Nikky`> Might check it out once i've finished my lot of books I have to read
34:00 <Attila> well, it is dragons. Dragons are a pivotal part of the story. 
34:00 <Saemon> i hate the starks they are boring
34:00 <Saemon> they are shit too since most of them dies out anyway
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well true Attila but you know what I mean
34:00 <Attila> When the three dragons are born, magic reawakens in the world. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the Starks are the only honest lot out of the lot of them
34:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn christian bale in The Fighter, he sure isnt anything to look at when he doesnt have muscles
34:00 <Saemon> but look at where honesty honor and morals gets them
35:00 <Saemon> ned stark was way too much of that
35:00 <Saemon> look at his fate and his families fate due to his naivity
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why he's a favourite of mine
35:00 <Saemon> in order to survive, u gotta be smart.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> except the trust factor
35:00 <Attila> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1VWRPSc4kE
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Game of Thrones: Review Season 2. Top 5 Worst Changes from Book Season 2. Top 5 Best Scenes (Jul 11, 2012) 17:34 - Category: Entertainment - 1,464,376 views - 20,703 likes (89.9%), 2,335 dislikes (10.1%)
35:00 <Attila> MUST WATCH!
35:00 <Saemon> tyrion and baelish are my fav
35:00 <Saemon> and varys
35:00 <Saemon> they my rolemodels
36:00 <ZeroDistance> wow incest with a twin brother
36:00 <ZeroDistance> i remember the guy telling me about this in GoT
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole thing is ... addictive
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but read the books first IMO
37:00 <Saemon> they only had like one lame sex scene
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the series I think is a bit iffy compared to the books
37:00 <Saemon> nah dont read the books first cuz u will be spoiled
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I so hope they don't fuck up another book they have the series on
37:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah ive got the wiki of the book up bro
37:00 <Saemon> watch the show first, and then this will want to to read the books in order to know more details of the story
37:00 <simba> in EVERYTHING that has a tv show/ movie and book, you should always read the book and not even watch the hollywood bullshit adaptation
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they have the rights to American Gods by Neil Gainman
38:00 <simba> dont encourage people to actually watch tv over reading a book Saemon you fucking faggot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking awesome book ... they're making it into a series
38:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1924972_10203422904761656_1837914462_n.jpg
38:00 <ZeroDistance> ill order it with The Rat On Fire, george v higgins 4th book, almost done with The Digger's Game
38:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKuxJ3ueObk
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait for the series of American Gods
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ladyboy Soi Buakhao (Nov 3, 2013) 1:58 - Category: Travel and Events - 131,015 views - 97 likes (88.2%), 13 dislikes (11.8%)
38:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lolololol
39:00 <Deamon_Slayer> windows has got a memory like a siv...........
39:00 <Deamon_Slayer> jooers
39:00 <Deamon_Slayer> joobbersa
39:00 <Deamon_Slayer> ive got mull stuk under me b key
39:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like simba was making sense rather than hating
40:00 <Deamon_Slayer> thats diffrent
40:00 <Deamon_Slayer> smoko
40:00 <Saemon> im not discouraging anyone from reading a book
40:00 <simba> books are always superior!!!
40:00 <Saemon> i said to read it
40:00 <Nikky`> Doodle :o)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've mull under my fingernail
40:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos :)
40:00 <Saemon> but just AFTEr they've watched the show
40:00 <Saemon> thats all
40:00 <ZeroDistance> oer wicked, my mate finished his cover of Tear Drop
40:00 <Bastardly_One> can't get it out either
40:00 <simba> <Saemon> watch the show first, and then this will want to to read the books in order to know more details of the story - thats one of the dumbest things ive ever read
40:00 <ZeroDistance> and soundcloud wont fricken work
40:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen johninja
40:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 4 days 22 hours 25 minutes ago (05.02. 23:15) stating "Quit: Bobby thought to himself, can he possibly survive? Then out of nowhere a stream of energy struck, as he boosted, joined energy with the Sun, The Seven is shining" after spending 2 hours 9 minutes there.
40:00 <simba> "watch a watered down version of the story, then tuck into the real shit"
40:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
41:00 <Saemon> simba your opinion there is void
41:00 <ZeroDistance> only works sometimes
41:00 <Saemon> cuz ur biased
41:00 <ZeroDistance> like with the movie Killing Them Softly
41:00 <Saemon> if that line came from like Bastardly_One or someone
41:00 <simba> ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <Saemon> you wouldnt think that
41:00 <simba> no bias here mate
41:00 <ZeroDistance> the novel Cogan's Trade was brilliant and set in the 70s
41:00 <simba> stop sooking
41:00 <Deamon_Slayer> 50 gram white-ox
41:00 <ZeroDistance> so the movie didnt ruin it
41:00 <simba> you know i am right and you are a fat wrestling nerd
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes Philip is serious
41:00 <Saemon> at least wrestling is better than the lion king.
41:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like steve austin serious
42:00 <simba> good 1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
42:00 <ZeroDistance> simba can you do me a fav dude?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to answer the question you've been crying about for days
42:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk is for real
42:00 <Saemon> why woudl u answer me now Bastardly_One?
42:00 <simba> maybe
42:00 <simba> depends what it is
42:00 <ZeroDistance> i dunno how to fix it so i can hear that simba
43:00 <ZeroDistance> it's a friends cover of Tear Drop
43:00 <Saemon> i asked about this topic since it first came to light
43:00 <simba> it works for me
43:00 <ZeroDistance> real musician
43:00 <ZeroDistance> is it good?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> maybe it just doesnt like Torch browser 
43:00 <simba> ill tell u in 4 mins
43:00 <Bastardly_One> try chrome for soundcloud
43:00 <ZeroDistance> cool man
43:00 <Deamon_Slayer> this person on soundcloud has a fisted cunt as his pic
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to like that better than most browsers
43:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah, chrome wont install for some reason, tryin firefox
43:00 <ZeroDistance> least i know now tho cheers
45:00 <simba> not 2 bed
45:00 <simba> wtf is Torch
45:00 <ZeroDistance> awesome browser
45:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah ive got a cd of this guy, well when he was with the band before they split
45:00 <ZeroDistance> wicked stuff, if you like pineapple tree n opeth n shit
46:00 <ZeroDistance> you'd like it
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> panda im utilising movie samples in my songs c if u can pick the movies
46:00 <ZeroDistance> nobody ever did that better than Velvet Acid Christ
47:00 <ZeroDistance> cool its workin ima have a cig
47:00 <Deamon_Slayer> same
47:00 <Deamon_Slayer> brb
47:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as the stupour market won't come to me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I have to go to it
48:00 <simba> fuck hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <B1-not-here> yeah hollywood hulk hogan sucks!
49:00 <simba> brb more like bvb
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> pipe
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> hollywood hoax
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> 1999
50:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
51:00 <Nikky`> Sif trout slap me
52:00 <Deamon_Slayer> <3
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ,an that was a tops cover
52:00 <ZeroDistance> love his voice so diff like that
52:00 <Nikky`> Charming Excessive
52:00 <Deamon_Slayer> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-google-eyes
53:00 <Excessive> :P
53:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie.. it be sleep time
53:00 <Nikky`> night night
53:00 <Deamon_Slayer> nite
53:00 <Deamon_Slayer> nikkyz
56:00 <Attila> bbs. 
58:00 <simba> i googled attillas quit msg and got 
58:00 <simba> New World Order (conspiracy theory) - Wikipedia
58:00 <simba> Kevin Spacey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
02:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen adonis_bali
02:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, Adonis_Bali ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Adonis on #melbourne 11 hours 48 minutes ago (10.02. 10:14). Adonis is still there.
02:00 <Deamon_Slayer> ;000000000000000000000000000
03:00 <Deamon_Slayer> how much r quadcore laptops imo xd xd
03:00 <Excessive> brand new, abt 700 to 800
03:00 <simba> how much are they in your opinion?
03:00 <Deamon_Slayer> nice
04:00 <simba> we cant answer that.....
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> nice price
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> joke
04:00 <couleurs> or $900 2nd hand from Pieter
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> ill et a 500 desktop
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol couleurs
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> old quadcore
05:00 <couleurs> i wonder if he's still got that gumtree ad for it... 8 months later
05:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lololol
05:00 <Deamon_Slayer> his tv blew up
05:00 <Deamon_Slayer> rear projection
06:00 <simba> i want to believe that but youre a fucking spastic
06:00 <Deamon_Slayer> thought it was a projector
06:00 <simba> need confirmation
06:00 <Deamon_Slayer> well it was
06:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn plastic
06:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
06:00 <ZeroDistance> nighttime is sad when ur a happy camper
07:00 <ZeroDistance> my place was untidy for 5 days and i felt so depressed i loved the night
07:00 <simba> hes got a new ad up 
07:00 <simba> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/melbourne-cbd/tv-dvd-players/samsung-series-6-ua50es6200-3d-full-hd-immaculate-condition-/1038081515
07:00 <simba> pieters number is there!!!!!!!!! lol
07:00 <ZeroDistance> simba how weird is this
08:00 <couleurs> lmao
08:00 <ZeroDistance> bah dm
08:00 <simba> u
09:00 <simba> Pieter De Bruyn Naa , she's gone without as long as I have 
09:00 <simba> September 14, 2013 at 9:57pm
09:00 <simba> pieter in a mad dry spell 
09:00 <simba> lying on irc about girls over
09:00 <simba> tsk tsk tsk
09:00 <Deamon_Slayer> hello its piter
10:00 <couleurs> Pieter selling his tv so he can buy a bed
10:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lollololol
10:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> why is my highlight going off?
10:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> oh
10:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> someone mentioned "Pieter"
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <couleurs> the P word
11:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> Pieter probably originally had an antenna to go with that TV but sold it for drugs...then turned the TV on
11:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ya not workin
11:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> no signel
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <simba>  man i'd love that man to ever be happy. seriously , really would okay ? man I know how feels to be so alone. thanks for being epic Pieter ????!?!?!?
12:00 <Deamon_Slayer> piet u off chops
13:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
13:00 <ZeroDistance> must be tired
13:00 <simba> pieters philosophy on food "I just find myself eating meals based on whether it is longer to create than to eat it"
13:00 <Deamon_Slayer> piet ill buy u a bed
13:00 <ZeroDistance> thought that guy posted me his cover of tear drop msgd me, wasnt paying attention, so i say about this shit im writing, turns out, it's this chick I know
13:00 <ZeroDistance> long pause
14:00 <simba> we should all organise to call pieter in the same hour about his tv
14:00 <simba> so he hopefully gets half a dozen
14:00 <couleurs> lol
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> let
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> 's all ask stupid questions too
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> like does it come with a remote
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> does the remote have batteries
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> does the TV come with a plug
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> will it work with the australian socket?
15:00 <simba> channel 7?
15:00 <simba> what about 9?
15:00 <simba> and 10?
15:00 <simba> sbs?
15:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> what about SBS. i cant stream porn
16:00 <potato> piet's rape squad
16:00 <couleurs> lmao
17:00 <couleurs> i love the photo, it's so bad
17:00 <Warren1984> I wonder why druiss doesn't like me
17:00 <couleurs> it's like the tv was in motion
17:00 <couleurs> and it's off
17:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> LOL i didnt scroll up!
18:00 <simba> just ONE blurry photo
18:00 <couleurs> ring him and ask if you can check it for fingerprints and then you find one and the deal is off
18:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> piet thinks he's JJ Abrams
18:00 <simba> yeah the first call should be asking him to put some actual photos up
18:00 <simba> some angry would be customer
18:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> with the lens flare
19:00 <couleurs> is the bullshit in front included?
19:00 <simba> stand at his front door with an axe and call him up and ask if the tv has any axe wounds then burst through and put the fucking axe through it then scream at him for lying
19:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> after you talk to him for about 15 minutes pretending to be a legit customer
19:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> end it off with, "so how much for you to fuck off from Austnet IRC forever?"
19:00 <couleurs> hahah
19:00 <simba> isnt it dumb to put the addy up straight up? i wanna rob him
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <Deamon_Slayer> piet wears a suit to the beach
20:00 <couleurs> lol
20:00 <simba> hey this is Kynetic from irc i think i op a channel you frequent, anyway interested in the tv, maybe we could do an ops4tv deal
21:00 <ZeroDistance> im so in for the next op election SO IN BRO
21:00 <simba> im so paid
21:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> "hey is this the prop TV used in the infamous Pieter_Wank.WMV movie sensation? i want a piece of history. $5000????"
22:00 <ZeroDistance> U R SO PAID
22:00 <ZeroDistance> oh what was my thing again
22:00 <ZeroDistance> thassit
22:00 <ZeroDistance> NO BINGO BRO
22:00 <couleurs> hahah
22:00 <ZeroDistance> NO BINGO!
22:00 <simba> someone get the ball rollin
22:00 <simba> <TheRon> keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
22:00 <ZeroDistance> rollya balls bros
22:00 <couleurs> i got a spare sim card somewhere, i should troll him
23:00 <Deamon_Slayer> give him a buzz
23:00 <sharky> wow, hart a tool
23:00 <Deamon_Slayer> wut
23:00 <potato> piet's mates
24:00 <ZeroDistance> Serenity I can't, can't seem to stop typing, you know, like I'm writing
24:00 <ZeroDistance> MUM THESE GUYS WONT STOP KILLING ME IN BATTLEFIELD
24:00 <Serenity> rofl ZeroDistance
24:00 <couleurs> yo piets i need a tv and i hear u got the best 1 in collingwood trade u 4 a big mac meal???
25:00 <sharky> hahaha
25:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!!!
25:00 <ZeroDistance> this is how i wrote, how it feels, be tattooed, to chick on fb chat
25:00 <Deamon_Slayer> ask him whats bubblin in the backround
25:00 <ZeroDistance> 'more keeps you out of going into shock, especially if it's an especially warm day, really takes it out of you, you're telling yourself, convincing yourself that it's a good pain, but your body knows better'
25:00 <ZeroDistance> i got some funny shit for you to read sometime sezz
26:00 <brainz> WTF --> http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/woman-becomes-first-person-to-be-jailed-for-trolling-herself-4292090/
26:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lolol
27:00 <ZeroDistance> i'm loving this character John, he cracks me up
27:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen wildturkey
27:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, I found 65 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: goat, wingman, Eyeballz, boobs, wildturkey. goat ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 weeks 25 minutes ago (13.01. 22:01) stating "Quit: " after spending 23 minutes there.
28:00 <AaronDYates> Homos
28:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
28:00 <AaronDYates> lol gay cunts
28:00 <Deamon_Slayer> ya mum cunt
29:00 <AaronDYates> My  mums hot
29:00 <Deamon_Slayer> youre sick
29:00 <Deamon_Slayer> get out
30:00 <AaronDYates> your a weak cunt
30:00 <Deamon_Slayer> u rekon
30:00 <AaronDYates> weak As piss
30:00 <AaronDYates> yup
30:00 <Deamon_Slayer> u try n carry a 100kilo server up 5 flights stairs
31:00 <AaronDYates> Pussy cunt
31:00 <Deamon_Slayer> haha asif
31:00 <AaronDYates> sif
31:00 <Deamon_Slayer> youre raindead
31:00 <Deamon_Slayer> braindead
31:00 <ZeroDistance> raindead unt
31:00 <AaronDYates> lol raindead
31:00 <AaronDYates> retard
31:00 <megamanga> you go ahead and carry it, ill pull it up with a trolley
31:00 <Deamon_Slayer> spastic
32:00 <AaronDYates> wake up moron
32:00 <Deamon_Slayer> w pieter
32:00 <Deamon_Slayer> wb
32:00 <Pieter> Ohhh yeahhh
32:00 <Pieter> I am back
32:00 <simba> Pieter had any calls about ur TV yet
32:00 <Pieter> Well there yh
32:00 <Pieter> A go
32:00 <Pieter> Sold ik
32:00 <Pieter> T
32:00 <AaronDYates> lick my swingers geek
32:00 <Pieter> Last night
32:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> if you do it conteurs, dont 4get to record
32:00 <simba> nooooooooooo
33:00 <AaronDYates> gay fucks
33:00 <Pieter> He arrived at 9
33:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> netflix
33:00 <Deamon_Slayer> Aaron yates what a tossoff
33:00 <couleurs> just my luck
33:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> oh hi Pieter 
33:00 <Pieter> Had wife and 3 mth old son in the car
33:00 <AaronDYates> cya dsp parasites
33:00 <Pieter> He didnt walk out witgh me n tv till 11:20
34:00 <Deamon_Slayer> cya poor girl
34:00 <Pieter> Fuckm
34:00 <AaronDYates> have a good night junkies
34:00 <Pieter> In both egyptian
34:00 <Deamon_Slayer> yeah we shoot up
34:00 <couleurs> what u gonna buy with the $250 Pieter 
34:00 <Deamon_Slayer> stupid cunt
34:00 <AaronDYates> fuckn rat cunts
34:00 <Deamon_Slayer> eat a cock mong
34:00 <Pieter> 250?
34:00 <AaronDYates> B1 included
34:00 <Deamon_Slayer> get out
35:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh simba i didnt know i could dl my mates track from sndcld!!
35:00 <Deamon_Slayer> stay out
35:00 <simba> what a bad boy AaronDYates is
35:00 <AaronDYates> junky pill
35:00 <Deamon_Slayer> or ill format your drive
35:00 <simba> u can download straight off soundcloud?
35:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
35:00 <ZeroDistance> im dlin to itunes
35:00 <ZeroDistance> that song was mad
35:00 <Pieter> I got 850 50 more than the 800 cos 2 people wanted it
35:00 <ZeroDistance> though i like his bands original shit more
35:00 <AaronDYates> Simba you suck
35:00 <Pieter> Anyway projector screen green marble
35:00 <AaronDYates> Child rapist
36:00 <Deamon_Slayer> yes simba
36:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck off AaronDYates
36:00 <simba> does it have to be through itunes
36:00 <Deamon_Slayer> no
36:00 <ZeroDistance> dont go down so many rungs 
36:00 <Pieter> And note 10.1 2014 lte tomorrpw
36:00 <ZeroDistance> not sure man
36:00 <AaronDYates> fuck you zero
36:00 <ZeroDistance> just recommended
36:00 <ZeroDistance> argh
36:00 <AaronDYates> u fag
36:00 <Deamon_Slayer> it should say "free download"
36:00 <Pieter> 780 outrigvht from telstra shop
36:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i would have given you 950 Pieter 
36:00 <simba> oops
37:00 <simba> holy shit theres a 'download' tab its as simple as that
37:00 <AaronDYates> cocksucker 
37:00 <Deamon_Slayer> ps u can use a recorder
37:00 <Pieter> My note 10.1 is the first one:(
37:00 <couleurs> but your ad said $750 ono Pieter how did u get people to pay you more instead of less r u the wolf of collingswood 
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Deamon_Slayer> illegally
37:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
37:00 <ZeroDistance> wowser
37:00 <Pieter> Buy the new note and sell this old one
37:00 <ZeroDistance> simba that shit downloaded to itunes so fast
38:00 <ZeroDistance> i think dlin to itunes is just recommended is all
38:00 <simba> i am downloading an hour long set it will take a few mins
38:00 <Pieter> Couleurs: easy.. was done over the phone
38:00 <AaronDYates> Zero fuckd his sister
38:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol AaronDYates
38:00 <ZeroDistance> ill ask him nxt time about the album, get a link if there is one
38:00 <AaronDYates> he told me 
38:00 <Pieter> Made it clear im kicking ya out if yaA try to haggle
38:00 <ZeroDistance> i met him thru ashlee lol
38:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lolol pieter
38:00 <Pieter> So aaron?
39:00 <AaronDYates> Ashlee a whore
39:00 <Pieter> All fucked ujp shit happens everywhere
39:00 <Deamon_Slayer> AaronDYates wears skool shoes with no socks imo
39:00 <AaronDYates> Lol Shadsy
39:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
39:00 <Pieter> If I had a sis id prob fuck herf too if she a female me
40:00 <AaronDYates> you fat dog
40:00 <Pieter> :p
40:00 <Deamon_Slayer> im slim now
40:00 <oldno7> hi cunts
40:00 <Deamon_Slayer> smoked an 8 ball
40:00 <Pieter> Ive put on 16kg last 22 days
40:00 <Deamon_Slayer> serious
40:00 <ZeroDistance> how the fuck do u do that
41:00 <Deamon_Slayer> u on anipsycotics piter
41:00 <Pieter> Bulking powder
41:00 <Deamon_Slayer> k
41:00 <simba> anythings possible... with lying!
41:00 <simba> new... lying!
41:00 <simba> try it at home!
41:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
41:00 <AaronDYates> Fuck you pandas
41:00 <Pieter> $24 for 7 choc mixes
41:00 <Pieter> Only 7 in it
41:00 <AaronDYates> you two faced rat
42:00 <Deamon_Slayer> mad pieter
42:00 <AaronDYates> I hate u
42:00 <ZeroDistance> two faced?
42:00 <ZeroDistance> why you calling me that
42:00 <ZeroDistance> who are you
42:00 <Pieter> Yeh its fucking crzy
42:00 <simba> its spence the unhappy lower class vermin
42:00 <ZeroDistance> oh spencey
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
42:00 <Deamon_Slayer> heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SPENCE
42:00 <ZeroDistance> spence you started out great man now you're all mad n shit
42:00 <simba> the guy who dropped out two weeks into year 8 because high school "wasnt supposed to be this fucked up bro"
43:00 <Pieter> Jesus still hostile lamenam style
43:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
43:00 <simba> <AaronDYates> Lick my mums clit
43:00 <ZeroDistance> JESUS HATES YOU
43:00 <ZeroDistance> Mexican Jesus loves you though.
43:00 <Pieter> Back to the sauna
43:00 <Deamon_Slayer> IVE been listening to this mix for 40mins
44:00 <Pieter> Then heated pool dikve in still freezing
44:00 <Pieter> Then spa
44:00 <ZeroDistance> 31 tomoz in adel
44:00 <ZeroDistance> 41*
44:00 <Pieter> Shower
44:00 <simba> Pieter ru staying in a motel or something
44:00 <ZeroDistance> so glad thurs wont be that hot
44:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck gettin inked on another blistering day
44:00 <Pieter> Promenade atm
44:00 <Pieter> Crown has 3 towers
44:00 <ZeroDistance> felt like passing out last time, got on the piss so i wouldnt
44:00 <simba> why
44:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> hey pieter ur liek a business tiger. can u sell my property ... i giv ya 10% cut... 
44:00 <simba> what happened 2 ur aparetment
44:00 <Pieter> Promenade
44:00 <Pieter> Metropol
44:00 <AaronDYates> Zero such cocksucker
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> i can junkies
45:00 <Pieter> Hrm.. im here for a reason
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> just sold 1
45:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> u r part of god's plan Pieter 
45:00 <ZeroDistance> hey i havent done anything
45:00 <simba> what kinda reason
45:00 <ZeroDistance> i didnt know you were spence
45:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> 2 make us feel betta about orselves
45:00 <Pieter> ;)
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> pieter is a champion
46:00 <AaronDYates>  Fuck you zero you dog fucker
46:00 <Pieter> Fuck.. typed somethikng n down arrowed
46:00 <ZeroDistance> i would never!
46:00 <ZeroDistance> less the bitch was in heat
46:00 <ZeroDistance> huhu
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> we all got new nicks off its cunt
46:00 <AaronDYates> grow some
47:00 <Pieter> Anyway need place with high turnover of guests
47:00 <AaronDYates> Pussy zero
47:00 <Pieter> So im here and decided to stop talkikng N irc facebook 3 daYs laTer
48:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> Pieter: i heard where you live there is a (suspiciously) high number of people going in and out
48:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> can you explain?
48:00 <Pieter> Prob is im scarexd of wasting $ on a pro 
48:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
48:00 <Pieter> I know Im gunna 
48:00 <AaronDYates> Fuck u pandas
48:00 <Deamon_Slayer> get a bed first
48:00 <AaronDYates> u rat cunt
48:00 <Deamon_Slayer> tv lcd
48:00 <Pieter> But yeh.. $1800 for 12hrs
49:00 <ZeroDistance> this one goes out
49:00 <ZeroDistance> yo yo
49:00 <ZeroDistance> mic check yo yo
49:00 <AaronDYates> dogging me m that
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> u serious
49:00 <Pieter> Shes grea tho
49:00 <ZeroDistance> this one goes out to all the simbas, simbas
49:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1620731_10152412753234505_1047654381_n.jpg
49:00 <ZeroDistance> the simbas, simbas
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> hook us up
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> 12hours
49:00 <Pieter> Aaaaaand got mah mates plat card for mahagony
49:00 <AaronDYates> Simba raped zeros mum up the arsehole
49:00 <Pieter> Baccarat laTer
50:00 <AaronDYates> made it bleed
50:00 <Deamon_Slayer> sweet
50:00 <AaronDYates> lolz
50:00 <Pieter> Gotta pretend 8m rich
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i will never understand why ppl get these https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1780803_619274368146204_738584024_n.jpg
50:00 <ZeroDistance> aye AYE
50:00 <ZeroDistance> talkin bout us is fine man
50:00 <ZeroDistance> but my mum
50:00 <ZeroDistance> dude
50:00 <simba> <AaronDYates> Lick my mums clit
50:00 <ZeroDistance> she wont do greeks
50:00 <AaronDYates> Lmfao ahahahaha
50:00 <ZeroDistance> and she wont do her son
50:00 <simba> he actually asked me to eat out his mother
50:00 <ZeroDistance> she will only do my brother.
51:00 <ZeroDistance> did he?
51:00 <AaronDYates> simba eat my dads ballsack 
51:00 <simba> i think that ink is kinda cool
51:00 <simba> under man is MacHiNE
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i just go "Pot of tea henry!" and go "Oh oh, fuck, I don't have a butler" :/
51:00 <ZeroDistance> seen way better bro
52:00 <ZeroDistance> though, that one, that guy's will last longer
52:00 <ZeroDistance> because it's much simpler than the 'better' ones
52:00 <simba> i have seen some amazingly realistic versions of that
52:00 <AaronDYates> Simba I hope you die in your sleep
52:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
52:00 <AaronDYates> tonight
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up drunk
52:00 <simba> what u hope doesnt matter
52:00 <ZeroDistance> they don't last as long those intricate tats
52:00 <AaronDYates> you lowie
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't call you drunkard anymore ... I see he's back
52:00 <simba> ur hopes n dreams dont matter xD
52:00 <ZeroDistance> i want that machine skeleton done on my arm
52:00 <ZeroDistance> but my tattooist geeza
53:00 <ZeroDistance> she's weary about it doesnt like the idea, said it wouldnt last well
53:00 <AaronDYates> die dog
53:00 <ZeroDistance> uno cause ink blotches
53:00 <ZeroDistance> over time
53:00 <AaronDYates> pls die
53:00 <ZeroDistance> two lines might join up to become one kinda thing
53:00 <AaronDYates> ill piss on your grave lolz
53:00 <Deamon_Slayer> i prefer shading
53:00 <ZeroDistance> a lot of these pics I see of inked chicks on fb you can tell the work is recent or a year old or so
53:00 <ZeroDistance> havent seen one, i bet, that's seven years after
54:00 <AaronDYates> n spit on your mums cunthole
54:00 <simba> im sure they get it done the same reason they get boob implants and plastic surgery and shit
54:00 <ZeroDistance> but im torn 'cause i love this oldschool ink art, rock'n'roll shit
54:00 <simba> just for looks
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol maybe it
54:00 <ZeroDistance> would explain a lot of the ink
54:00 <Attila> It's spence, or someone pretending that he's him. fyi. 
54:00 <simba> hurrah the druggie is gone
55:00 <ZeroDistance> that guys track you listened to, he has two great sleeves
55:00 <Attila> we were giving him shit about being on the dole. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ya do Serenity
55:00 <Bastardly_One> spence
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i like his left sleeve more though, it's eerie, spooky even, some wicked grey shading went into it
55:00 <Serenity> oh great
55:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't I tell ya that the other day?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I did
55:00 <ZeroDistance> spence didnt last long
55:00 <ZeroDistance> sanity wise
55:00 <ZeroDistance> irc really breaks minds..
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lols!
56:00 <simba> he is lower class scum
56:00 <Serenity> no
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it hard to troll him and not laugh though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard work
56:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> because I really enjoy it
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's so easy
56:00 <simba> keep rollin rollin rollin rollin what
56:00 <Pieter> Mmmm breakky  choc drinks
56:00 <Deamon_Slayer> .
57:00 <Pieter> Love up n go shit
57:00 <simba> i want chocolate milk
57:00 <simba> NESQUIK
57:00 <Deamon_Slayer> same piet
57:00 <Pieter> Saves me having to force food in me
57:00 <Deamon_Slayer> neck up
57:00 <ZeroDistance> ice cubes, keeping it cold, as i wonder if this is really why
57:00 <ZeroDistance> la la la
57:00 <Serenity> the amphets are killing our appetite
57:00 <Pieter> Can drink a couple  these and its 4 weetbix like hehe
57:00 <Serenity> lay off
57:00 <ZeroDistance> MAYBE IT'S THE FAULT OF THE GIN!
57:00 <Serenity> your
57:00 <Pieter> Lay off
58:00 <Pieter> And Become you
58:00 <Vol`jin> awesome
58:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon came on irc broken
58:00 <Pieter> No thanks
58:00 <ZeroDistance> so he worked out alright
58:00 <Deamon_Slayer> brb
58:00 <Vol`jin> this is my new nick from now on
58:00 <Serenity> LOl it worked backwards for saemon
58:00 <Serenity> he was really really fucked
58:00 <Serenity> now hes only a little fucked
58:00 <Serenity> give him another year he'll be ok
58:00 <Attila> oof, I've done my share of that, convulsing on nature strips, friends holding my head up. I can only handle certain alcohol. 
58:00 <Pieter> Weight control is a good thing on top your rdi substance intaAke
58:00 <Vol`jin> when did i first come on? 2012?
59:00 <Serenity> who knows
59:00 <Attila> Even the thought of liquor makes me ill. 
59:00 <Pieter> Eating a XL pizza and sitting on my ass all night sleeping till 2pm next day
59:00 <Vol`jin> i wish i had my logs but my old laptop got fried
59:00 <Pieter> Ill remain on my dexies:)
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