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00:00 <Maurice> Now, if I breathe deep, I can just smell weed
00:00 <johninja> we are so original with our names here in aus
00:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately it's not from me
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> ok
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> back to the cunting
01:00 <johninja> what even is a UBS?
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> power supply
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> we on smart power shit
01:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
01:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
01:00 <Serenity> does he mean UPS?
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i charge the ups's up at night
01:00 <johninja> that thing
01:00 <Serenity> right
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> and runt he telly off it during the day
01:00 <CannibalClown> hahahahahahahahah
02:00 <CannibalClown> LOLOLOL
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz its plasma
02:00 <CannibalClown> eww
02:00 <johninja> i see
02:00 <CannibalClown> plasma
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yah
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> 59inch dumb samsung
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> nice n cheap though
03:00 <johninja> samsung make good pc monitors
03:00 <johninja> dunno about tellys
03:00 <johninja> always go toshiba myself
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh i have a 16:10 samsung monitor
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> its so good
03:00 <CannibalClown> plasmas are just shit
03:00 <Maurice> I've got 2 LGs and a Samsung
03:00 <Serenity> im so bored
03:00 <johninja> i dropped this monitor while i was cleaning the other day
03:00 <johninja> front of the case came off
03:00 <johninja> all good
04:00 <johninja> pretty impreseed, was about a 4 foot drop
04:00 <Maurice> Thats coz you're short
04:00 <Maurice> Didn't have far to drop
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <CannibalClown> lol
04:00 <CannibalClown> lets talk about tits
04:00 <CannibalClown> and lassos
04:00 <CannibalClown> LESSOS
04:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
04:00 <CannibalClown> fucking kb
05:00 <Serenity> not allowed to talk about lezzos
05:00 <Serenity> waix gets upset
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <CannibalClown> fuck him
05:00 <johninja> all hot and bothered
05:00 <CannibalClown> ban him
05:00 <CannibalClown> the cunt
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
06:00 <johninja> stick to the plan leeroy
07:00 <Serenity> not allowed to be a lezzy now im married
07:00 <CannibalClown> http://24.media.tumblr.com/aeba888a847259cd66a837fe6ae31d10/tumblr_n0g886oh7C1rtg6n0o1_400.gif
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> perfect nipples
07:00 <johninja> i don't think i would even have a problem with my partner going out with a chick
07:00 <British^Meat> crikey jingoes
07:00 <British^Meat> what a thing to come back to :)
07:00 <johninja> but then her gf would probably be a bitch
08:00 <CannibalClown> http://25.media.tumblr.com/f816501fa845fa45feab3fc0bbc22abd/tumblr_my2s36hUx81r2yn3ao1_1280.jpg
08:00 <Maurice> Cam is fine if I want to 3some with a chick
08:00 <johninja> so yeh there that
08:00 <Maurice> Alas, he wont 3some with a dude
08:00 <Maurice> Selfish bastard
08:00 <Serenity> going out ? fuck that noise
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
08:00 <Serenity> bang and boot
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> devils 3 way are great
08:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown your taste in women is in your butt
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> when the other dude blows up the cunt
08:00 <Maurice> Careful, Serenity, since he married you
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then u suck it out
08:00 <Maurice> Thats like a backhanded insult
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like NAH FUCK YOU IM TAKING THAT BACK
08:00 <Serenity> MY POINT EXACTLY
08:00 <Maurice> PIFFLE
08:00 <johninja> lol Maurice
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> id never have a 3 way or woteva now married n shit though
09:00 <Maurice> Lol Cam and I had a convo today about mortgage and interest and boring shit and I go 'I dunno, I'm not a banker.. and you're only a wanker' and he goes 'Yeah and you love watching'
09:00 <Maurice> He got me there
09:00 <johninja> i'm still trying to work out if that is a manequan
09:00 <Serenity> sux2byou
09:00 <johninja> manequin
09:00 <johninja> something
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> home loans rule
09:00 <johninja> its got no head
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> better than certegy
10:00 <johninja> but the boobs are perfectly abnormal
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> the nipples are the best on that 2nd one
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> nice n small and unfucked up
10:00 <johninja> the big nips?
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah like
10:00 <johninja> each to their own
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> small areola n shit
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> love that
10:00 <johninja> i don't really mind
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> bug fuckin veiny arealos can go get cut off and shoved up a vacuum cleaner or some shit
11:00 <johninja> i went out with this chick with inverted nipples
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh inverted nips are cool
11:00 <johninja> that was even fun
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> and the flat ones
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> that pop out
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre fantastic
12:00 <[Maverick]> shame you have only ever seen them on youporn 
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> pathetic insult
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> eporner.com retard
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> as if watch 240p garbage
12:00 <johninja> An orchestral conductor, is surely the most pretentiously redundant job I can think of. Surely, professionals who practice umpteen hours a friggen day, and know the damn tune back-to-front, don't need some cat up front telling them when to do what.
12:00 <johninja> the man has a point
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i went out with this chick that was from irc (shock, horror)
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> she had the best nipples and tits
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> nice smallish tits
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> nice smallish nipples
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> but she was a fucking headcase
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> used her for my year 11 ball
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> good enuf
13:00 <Serenity> 'too bad his wife has the nipple of a lactating grizzly bear
13:00 <Maurice> (20:51:46) (WaixYourLegs): how sad is that (20:51:53) (WaixYourLegs): as if meet ppl off irc (21:12:57) (WaixYourLegs): i went out with this chick that was from irc (shock, horror)
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> note the shock horror
14:00 <CannibalClown> why are you still here
14:00 <Maurice> The shock horror is that someone went out with you
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> bahaha
14:00 <CannibalClown> ^
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck me
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> there is more people in my facebook group than on here
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
14:00 <johninja> where i come from they call them compulsive liars
15:00 <johninja> i must sleep
15:00 <johninja> adios
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah.. its creative writing
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> wel.. this got boring
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> forgot i was downloading robocop 2 bray
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> was wonderin y bf4 was laggin
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> the new one gonna be so gay
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyve used like.. a 13 year old as robocop
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> its fucked
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah dling rcop 2 for a friend
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta dl bad grandpa too
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> joel kinnaman
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/munn-lola/olivia-munn-joel-kinnaman-lola-versus-07.jpg
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> how the fuck is he robocop
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes aladdin
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> aladdin?
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> he looks like an aladdin
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> not fuckin robocop
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> was bound to happen
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
23:00 <brainz> fcukin dvdscreeners
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/185/8/b/aladdin_portrait_by_tomatesoy-d3l0mx3.jpg
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> put that next to the other one
26:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/de3097712b9524202abe65c538d5e51d/tumblr_mzs6noSXtv1s5fj3io1_500.jpg cool
26:00 <simba> trilogy-o-meter
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol lord of the rings is broken
26:00 <simba> yeah they all suck
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> the worst was when froddo rocked up to hogwarts and became rons new wizard pet
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i h8 crossovers
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> what
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre 2 different people man
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> elijah wood is not harry potter :P
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> he could be
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> if he joined up with tom cruise and made WIZARDS OF HOGWARTS
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> big bold italic lettering 
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
34:00 <stebie> wizards of scientology
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> ahahaha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> just.. the wizards in the bible are bad enough
34:00 <stebie> travolta can be hagred
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> bippity boppity boo n all that
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> the mistreatment of animals in the bible, casting demons into pigs sending them running off a cliff
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol that guy
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> he had some laughs
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was mark
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes a cunt
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> in mark*
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking hell in some squad called india, the india squad, with some guy that crashed a chopper
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
44:00 <beehhh> danger is not out of the wood yet
46:00 <beehhh> actually it has opened up many doors to liverage the way of momentum and re-ignite whats disappear once again
48:00 <Excessive> oh ......... a chevy lookalike engine ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/12704_10200916771876176_101578043_n.jpg
53:00 <peace> hi 
53:00 <beehhh> so this just like a sudden surprise the way it suppose to delivered
53:00 <beehhh> *be
53:00 <Immutable> FN FAL has to be my favourite gun
54:00 <beehhh> there were heartache there were misery there was sorrow but what makes me happy when I just think of you
56:00 <peace> cool
57:00 <beehhh> i walked with ghosts n on a fullmoon nite with a bottle of port along the bay in a chilled winter night
57:00 <peace> hi beehhh
57:00 <peace> blah
58:00 <peace> what
58:00 <peace> hmm
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cVUZKN7Ic
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen-This Could Be Heaven (Apr 2, 2008) 5:43 - Category: Music - 783,464 views - 2,414 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
01:00 <beehhh> how long could it hurt, the pain has to ease somehow
01:00 <peace> lots long time
01:00 <peace> most things but life has normal things have to forget
02:00 <Q{> nick hightlight!
02:00 <Immutable> the very worst thing that someone could do to me is to upload an rnb song I didn't know about into my disco house directory that I didn't know about
02:00 <Immutable> I'd go ape shit over that crap
02:00 <beehhh> even with bullet wound i served my duty and died in honor
03:00 <Immutable> is this a metaphor for masturbation?
03:00 <peace> do u like rap
04:00 <Immutable> no
04:00 <beehhh> it was like a one lost soul no one wants to be claimed
04:00 <Immutable> but I know my friends and one of them will do some bullshit like that
05:00 <beehhh> i know most of us has dpression, anxiety and other emotional issues
05:00 <beehhh> fact was truth hurts deep beneath the skin
06:00 <[pythonX]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wws7mnMewPw
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - Psychosocial [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Aug 7, 2008) 5:03 - Category: Music - 78,377,233 views - 320,510 likes (95.8%), 14,126 dislikes (4.2%)
06:00 <peace> i think i downloaded that song month ago or so
06:00 <Kynetic> fuck ay
07:00 <Kynetic> hows the Serenity.
07:00 <Serenity> horny as fuck
07:00 <Serenity> oh..
07:00 <Serenity> thats not what you meant..
07:00 <Kynetic> shame youre like 3000k away
07:00 <Kynetic> id sort that out good and proper i would
07:00 <beehhh> isnt atwell under fire
08:00 <Serenity> haha
08:00 <peace> 2 bongs left
08:00 <Kynetic> i just realised i have 6 types of cheese in my fridge
08:00 <peace> or 1
08:00 <Kynetic> when i nearly cut a massive slice of parmesan instead of cheddar
08:00 <[nv]> o.O
08:00 <beehhh> bong munchies talk business buy sell grow pots
09:00 <Kynetic> ill give u 500 potcoin for a stick bro
09:00 <peace> lol
09:00 <beehhh> i lost all of my payslips on an arson attack
09:00 <Kynetic> truuuuuuuuuuuuu
10:00 <beehhh> group cert , tax return etc
10:00 <peace> i have to not smoke for ages real soon
10:00 <Kynetic> u can use a stat dec ay
10:00 <druidess> hey maverick hug
10:00 <Kynetic> or ask for reprints
10:00 <Kynetic> peace u poor fella. 
11:00 <beehhh> maybe in the nearest future
11:00 <beehhh> stress less
12:00 <Kynetic> me? stress? lol.
12:00 <Kynetic> the only stress i have is getting up early enough to get my son off to school.. other than that.. pfft.
13:00 <beehhh> for all i know i'd be heading for england after i graduate from malaysia
13:00 <Kynetic> fuck england man
13:00 <Kynetic> theyre a bunch of cunts
13:00 <Kynetic> goto jamaica
13:00 <beehhh> i have a place to stay there
14:00 <Kynetic> its just a place man.
14:00 <megamanga> poop farts
14:00 <Kynetic> megamanga dont force a fart man
14:00 <Kynetic> never .. ever. trust a fart.
14:00 <megamanga> i will if i want
14:00 <Immutable> I have no trance peace this is a travesty
14:00 <beehhh> let me rephrase it then
15:00 <beehhh> nevermind
15:00 <Kynetic> you know
15:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i like to just trance out to peace music while im smoking some englishman..
15:00 <[pythonX]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQSK2lBxYXs
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Betrayer's Judgement - LEGEND$ (Official Lyric Video) (Jan 31, 2014) 4:21 - Category: Music - 2,658 views - 66 likes (86.8%), 10 dislikes (13.2%)
16:00 <[pythonX]> .
16:00 <beehhh> the voice in your head
16:00 <Kynetic> i think shes masturbating furiously
16:00 <Immutable> probably to george clooney chicks love that guy
16:00 <Kynetic> yeah 
17:00 <Serenity> i definitely am Kynetic
17:00 <Kynetic> fuck knows why
17:00 <Immutable> even though he's a total sack of shit
17:00 <beehhh> i wont chase it this time again
17:00 <Serenity> ewww
17:00 <Kynetic> i think its his chin
17:00 <Serenity> hes gross
17:00 <Serenity> and old
17:00 <Serenity> Immutable sent me a pic before im ready to go
17:00 <Kynetic> maybe if i had a chin like george clooney id pull all the chicks
17:00 <Immutable> she asked meh
17:00 <Kynetic> maybe id also look like a fkn weirdo
17:00 <Kynetic> who knows
18:00 <Immutable> get plastic surgery Kynetic 
18:00 <Kynetic> na
18:00 <Kynetic> i like my chin
18:00 <Kynetic> if i had plastic surgery
18:00 <Kynetic> i couldnt grow a beard
18:00 <beehhh> cant even recall much of anything
18:00 <Kynetic> and that would suck
18:00 <Kynetic> more than anything.
18:00 <beehhh> the end is bright
18:00 <Kynetic> if i couldnt grow a beard.. i wouldnt even want to live.
19:00 <Immutable> Kynetic, aren't you a trance head?
19:00 <Kynetic> not really
19:00 <beehhh> i should learn french
19:00 <[Maverick]> she is always ready to go 
19:00 <Kynetic> i just like to listen to good music
19:00 <Kynetic> i dont care what it is
19:00 <Immutable> ah ok
19:00 <[Maverick]> like a water fun park 
19:00 <Immutable> I remember you being a trance head from way back
19:00 <Kynetic> yea
19:00 <peace> Immutable i got over 1000 midis of trance tracks
19:00 <beehhh> pattersons lake
19:00 <Kynetic> maybe way back
19:00 <peace> easy to make noise with
19:00 <Kynetic> when i was like.. in my early 20's 
20:00 <Kynetic> and i was all about the PLUR
20:00 <Kynetic> and shit
20:00 <Kynetic> now im a bit more cynical
20:00 <Immutable> lol I remember when I used to be into midi files lol
20:00 <Immutable> I was so fucking lame growing up
20:00 <peace> fruityloops imports them
20:00 <Kynetic> we all were really
20:00 <Kynetic> its part of growing up
20:00 <Kynetic> one day you realise you were really fucking immature
20:00 <Kynetic> and then you grow up
21:00 <Immutable> I'm still fucking immature
21:00 <Kynetic> and stop being a dick.
21:00 <Kynetic> yea
21:00 <Kynetic> same.
21:00 <Kynetic> lol
21:00 <beehhh> someone else will
21:00 <Kynetic> fuck that shit
21:00 <Immutable> people have to explain to me that chicks are htiting on me
21:00 <Kynetic> the fuck wants to get old
21:00 <Immutable> I have like 0 social skills
21:00 <Serenity> shut your filthy whore mouth [Maverick]
21:00 <Kynetic> you should try going shopping during the day with a newborn baby
22:00 <beehhh> they sent the convict there for a reason
22:00 <Kynetic> he's like a pussy magnet
22:00 <Serenity> haha
22:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhhhh isnt he so cuuuute
22:00 <Immutable> I honestly have enough problems with women
22:00 <Immutable> without that shit
22:00 <Kynetic> yeah if lara was pushin him in a pram
22:00 <Kynetic> not a fucken word
22:00 <Kynetic> but cos its dad
22:00 <Kynetic> its adorable for some reason
22:00 <[Maverick]> just saying 
22:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> newborns are ugly
23:00 <Kynetic> PandasDontDrive they are a bit
23:00 <Immutable> nah some kiddles are coite
23:00 <Kynetic> zach looked like a fucken alien
23:00 <Kynetic> i swear
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate them because they're vision is shit
23:00 <Kynetic> all wierd legs n shit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> wipe your eyes kid, oh you cant wah wah
23:00 <Immutable> ...
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah chicken legs, mm they look like unroasted chickens
23:00 <Kynetic> now he's totally adorable
23:00 <Immutable> stop hating on babies
23:00 <Kynetic> pulls in all the chicks
23:00 <beehhh> she owes me money for using it on her newfound boyfriend
23:00 <Kynetic> i go shopping and get stopped all the time cos he's so fucken cute
24:00 <beehhh> *my credit card
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're the babies going to do? form a gang, made up of babies and attack me like they did Hat?
24:00 <Kynetic> i cant just goto the shop for milk and expect to eb 5 minutes
24:00 <Kynetic> oh no
24:00 <peace>  A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents
24:00 <Kynetic> i gotta fucken talk to the chick in the line about how fucken adorable my son is
24:00 <beehhh> i tell you there is no justice
24:00 <Kynetic> for fucken ages
24:00 <beehhh> your just like another slave in a slavery land
24:00 <Kynetic> its terrible
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> justice for babbys!
24:00 <Kynetic> lol
24:00 <beehhh> i quit for peace for freedom for my identity
25:00 <Kynetic> the problem is i live in a fucken shitty subrub so theyre all fucken slappers
25:00 <Kynetic> im moving in a few months so maybe things will improve
25:00 <Kynetic> hopefully he just keeps on getting cuter and cuter
25:00 <beehhh> whores priority is more important than many other
26:00 <Kynetic> jesus
26:00 <Kynetic> am i having a conversation with beehhh?
26:00 <Kynetic> i must be drunk.
26:00 <beehhh> damn lol
26:00 <Immutable> FINALLY fucking killed this mp3 folder...
27:00 <Immutable> now onto the next one...
27:00 <Immutable> last one I have to organise
28:00 <beehhh> mixer of shame, hate, love, cry, sadness, lost momories and lucid dream
29:00 <beehhh> meories
29:00 <Immutable> beehhh, could you do me a huge favor and stfu
29:00 <beehhh> bodys shaking lets clal it a note
29:00 <Kynetic> *tumbleweed*
31:00 <Immutable> weeee tumbleweed
31:00 <doctor> put that down
32:00 <peace> (:l)(:P)(;D)
33:00 <peace> (:l)(:S)(;D)
33:00 <Excessive> http://pulseradio.net/articles/2014/02/aussie-psy-trance-dj-snorts-a-line-of-wasabi-regrets-it-instantly
33:00 <Immutable> yes doc
34:00 <peace> ne1 see the past on acid thru time on acid purple ohms were best
39:00 <FolkDancer> Good day to all in the chan
39:00 <Immutable> I've got to convert all of my ASDT files to mp3
40:00 <Immutable> :S
40:00 <Immutable> wish there was a command line tool I could use in Freebsd to automatically do it every hour or something
41:00 <FolkDancer> sowwy Immutable can not help u :(
41:00 <FolkDancer> it ain't a service question lol
41:00 <Immutable> lol
42:00 <Immutable> linux has a whole bunch of bullshit programs like that
42:00 <FolkDancer> maybe one day i may
43:00 <FolkDancer> i've only heard of linux by name only
43:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
43:00 <Immutable> yeah well it doesn't have fucking backdoors built into it like windows does
43:00 <Immutable> worth a try methinks
44:00 <FolkDancer> i c washing machine is balanced today
44:00 <FolkDancer> its still early tho
45:00 <[pythonX]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHaqS3Ccc78
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Led Zeppelin 2012 720p (Aug 2, 2013) 02:04:12 - Category: Music - 706,336 views - 4,586 likes (97.9%), 100 dislikes (2.1%)
45:00 <Excessive> oi [pythonX]
46:00 <peace> hi British^Meat
46:00 <Excessive> have u listened to the streams in the group
46:00 <Excessive> ?
47:00 <British^Meat> what are you peace?
47:00 <peace> only human
47:00 <British^Meat> no, what ARE you
47:00 <peace> not fried
48:00 <[pythonX]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPEBCc2grUI
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deep Purple with Orchestra Live at Montreux 2011 FULL CONCERT (Jan 14, 2013) 01:52:09 - Category: Music - 1,292,685 views - 5,479 likes (96.4%), 207 dislikes (3.6%)
48:00 <British^Meat> you dont get it, what are YOU?
48:00 <[pythonX]> no i aint dude
48:00 <peace> bored on irc
48:00 <Excessive> should, though I still gottah fix some files
48:00 <[pythonX]> k
48:00 <British^Meat> not fooled
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look! It's chris
49:00 <peace> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and the hamburger kid
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e94y4EjWGs
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Human After All (Nov 6, 2007) 5:22 - Category: Entertainment - 3,445,206 views - 14,552 likes (98%), 299 dislikes (2%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure this is only called Human
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oon a that chris cunt said only human
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it stuck in my head
53:00 <peace> i not mad
53:00 <peace> bbs
55:00 <Immutable> I'm going to bed
55:00 <Immutable> peace is gowneeeee
08:00 <potato> BANG.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> surprise! you're dead!
08:00 <megamanga> FUCKIN BANG CUNT
09:00 <Serenity> rofl that reminds me of a friend of ours at our house warming.. fuck off drunk at 2am with one of those 15L aqua vital bottles shouting FUCKING BANG and smashing it on the drive way -.-
10:00 <Serenity> my poor neighbours
10:00 <[Maverick]> lololol
10:00 <Serenity> if you smash it square on the bottom it makes a god awful racket
10:00 <[Maverick]> yeah would do 
11:00 <megamanga> is that all your drunk friends do
11:00 <megamanga> :|
11:00 <megamanga> get him different sized ones next time so he can make music
11:00 <Serenity> i said a drunk friend lol not all drunk friends
14:00 <Serenity> which i suppose is better than demon` shooting a lemon through the house down the backs window with a spud gun
17:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of those ... aren't they illegal now? ... I saw one in a country servo today but didn't have the change on me to buy it
18:00 <Serenity> they've been legal for the best part of teh last 20 years or so here in WA
18:00 <Serenity> this is a home job
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be wrong but I think they became illegal a few years go ... at least over here
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme double check just because I wanna know
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, were you here when "school" rang me today and I rang back 10 seconds later and it rang out?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what they wanted now the idiots
19:00 <Serenity> i think so
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear, I'm gonna show up to classes and the teachers are gonna be like, "who the fuck are you?"
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well ... this time stuff they didn't photocopy on enrollment day
21:00 <Serenity> ok so the basic law here for them is
21:00 <Serenity> 'While it is not illegal to construct a spud gun, possession of one is not in the public interest and the item would be confiscated by police and destroyed.'
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see ... as I don't know
21:00 <Serenity> this is for WA anyway
21:00 <Bastardly_One> mega might know off the top of his head though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I gathered that :P
21:00 <megamanga> it is classed as a fire arm now
21:00 <megamanga> in vic
22:00 <megamanga> does that help?
22:00 <megamanga> lol
22:00 <h2o> i got three spud guns
22:00 <Serenity> pneumatic guns come under small arms here in WA however they are unlicensable
23:00 <h2o> get them from the newsagency
23:00 <megamanga> lol spud guns
23:00 <Serenity> so therefore you arent illegal and they cannot charge you for having one but they can and will remove it from you
23:00 <Serenity> they not you
23:00 <megamanga> they can charge you for letting one off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> In the state of Victoria (Australia), pneumatic spud guns require a Category A firearms license, while combustion spud guns require a Category E firearms license.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gay!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I found a pic of the one I saw too
23:00 <megamanga> aha so i can build one
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't hurt a fly
23:00 <megamanga> sweet
23:00 <Serenity> they can charge you for endangering the public apparently but not for owning the gun (here)
23:00 <megamanga> ill take it to the range
24:00 <Serenity> wreckless endangerment or whatever the fuck that law is
24:00 <megamanga> here you will get an anal prolapse from all the charges
24:00 <h2o> least got the good old slug gun hidden away still lol
24:00 <Serenity> we're pretty lax over here compared to you guys
24:00 <Serenity> even our traffic fines are a heap less
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how would this even bruise anyone?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://ecommerce.dynamikal.com/media/catalog/product/cache/13/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/w/pw-pg_1_.jpg
25:00 <megamanga> nope
25:00 <Serenity> i shot MadScientist in the dick with a bb gun
25:00 <h2o> orange guns that run on aerosols are lethal go straight threw a car door
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they're $5 on manbase.com.au at the moment
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
25:00 <Serenity> what the fucks an orange gun
25:00 <Serenity> spud gun?
25:00 <h2o> there the ones up here
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> my wifes cousin had herself shot int he leg with a paintball gun at 1 metre
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> bled like a bitch
26:00 <megamanga> i got shot in the head with a paintball gun
26:00 <megamanga> top of my head
26:00 <Serenity> paintball guns arent meant to hurt like a mofo
26:00 <megamanga> not a scratch, like a boss
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> a friend of a friend took 300 paintballs to the chest at 3 metres
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty epic
26:00 <h2o> try shooting someone in the ankle when they are running the guantlet at paintball they soon hit the deck face first lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i like outdoor laser better
26:00 <Serenity> are meant not arent meant
26:00 <Serenity> WTF
27:00 <h2o> ive seen a guy shot in the ballsack
27:00 <h2o> it wasnt pretty
27:00 <[Maverick]> golf ball guns 
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
27:00 <[Maverick]> muhahaha 
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck up gir
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> ur shit
27:00 <megamanga> yeah we used golf balls
27:00 <megamanga> go right through road signs
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> your stories are shithouse
27:00 <[Maverick]> bit rich coming you WaixYourLegs
27:00 <h2o> you know how to make paint baqll leathal
27:00 <h2o> freeze the aqmmo
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> freeze it
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this pasty is fucking nice by the way
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
29:00 <h2o> seroquel munchies?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
29:00 <h2o> i looked on the sticker fullcost 140 bux
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just plain old hungry
29:00 <Serenity> our spud gun is pretty brutal
30:00 <Bastardly_One> My nerf gun was brutual until today
30:00 <h2o> is it one made of pvc pipe
30:00 <Bastardly_One> junky cunt tripped over it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :@
30:00 <Serenity> yes it is
30:00 <h2o> nerf guns are brutal if you cop it in the eye
30:00 <h2o> my nephew shot my mum in the eye
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 billion pieces of a modded nerf gun later
30:00 <Serenity> pvc pipe and a button to make it go
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so pissy man
31:00 <h2o> i use my  soft dark gun to hunt flies
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to get another kick arse nerf gun and start modding it
31:00 <h2o> my brother shot me in the head once and the suction cap stuck on my forehead
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <h2o> i got his mate in the nipple
32:00 <h2o> he was almst in tears
32:00 <Saemon> omg
32:00 <h2o> left a nice mark too
32:00 <Saemon> "nerf gun?"
32:00 <h2o> kmart special
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ...
32:00 <h2o> $6
32:00 <Saemon> seri-fucuking-ously??
32:00 <Bastardly_One> pretend he's not there by the way h2o
32:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One wat are u like 5?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sarah
33:00 <Serenity> i have a mate who does modded nerfs
33:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/317784_10150846346365207_48359595_n.jpg
33:00 <h2o> is it pronocunced seamen
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is dewaine
33:00 <h2o> no cum back
33:00 <h2o> im shocked
33:00 <h2o> lol
33:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/316725_10150844079005207_1842881054_n.jpg
33:00 <Saemon> h2o youe mum sucks donkey dicks for food
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sawn off nerf gun!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if he knows my mate in perth?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's uber nerd
34:00 <h2o> thats where i get my huge cock from dad being a donkey and all
34:00 <Serenity> probably not he doesnt live in perth
34:00 <xm> just needs wads of cash next to it and a bag of cocaine
34:00 <Bastardly_One> second one is cool
35:00 <Serenity> he does some shit to the way their fire off as well
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like the sawn off for it's pure look
35:00 <Serenity> ive no idea what
35:00 <Bastardly_One> plus the feel
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... that's the best modding IMO
35:00 <Serenity> they not their
35:00 <Bastardly_One> keeping a nice normal outside
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and changing the trigger mechanism and crap
36:00 <Bastardly_One> basically you just increase the strenght/speed of the firing power
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not that hard ... would take hubby under a min prolly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *strength
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of good sites into Nerf gun modding and how to do it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fun ... should be tried at least once IMO
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hey cool
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I might waste $10 on this
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.manbase.com.au/desk-top-duck-shooting-game
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and get this for mum at the same time ... she has toilet humour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.manbase.com.au/toilet-salt-and-pepper-shaker-set
41:00 <xm> would go well in an outback pub
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity ... http://www.manbase.com.au/alcohol-shot-gun-black
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a cool novelty
42:00 <Serenity> lol..
42:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you'd like that
42:00 <\Romeo> what up lovers?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this manbase site is a bit like a site based in Tasmania a few years ago
42:00 <\Romeo> need sum pain killers
43:00 <\Romeo> moon base
43:00 <h2o> is facebook down
43:00 <\Romeo> yes h20
43:00 <h2o> ddos
44:00 <\Romeo> crackheads make shit porn
44:00 <xm> Facebook is down. it's celebrating it's 10th year anniversay the way it wants to be remembered as on a daily basis
44:00 <Bastardly_One> must be your crackbook
44:00 <Bastardly_One> mine's fine
44:00 <Serenity> facebook isnt down mines fine
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just refreshed the page then
45:00 <\Romeo> anyone sleepy?
45:00 <peace> no
45:00 <\Romeo> ok
45:00 <Serenity> no but you're clearly feeling dopey
45:00 <\Romeo> yes
45:00 <\Romeo> "'P
45:00 <\Romeo> porn
45:00 <\Romeo> weed
45:00 <\Romeo> boredom
46:00 <\Romeo> pain
46:00 <\Romeo> weed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I really have to stop naps in the evening
46:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I will learn
46:00 <\Romeo> ever stopped before?
46:00 <\Romeo> 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got 2 weeks to kind of get into a night time sleep pattern
47:00 <\Romeo> ì just pass out
47:00 <\Romeo> do you drink coffee?
47:00 <h2o> defintion of weed - smoke to much fall asleep
48:00 <h2o> bet u gonna drain that shit and resmoke the dregs lol
48:00 <\Romeo> bubble
49:00 <\Romeo> a little goes a long way so i've been told
49:00 <\Romeo> do you drink coffee?
49:00 <\Romeo> 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
50:00 <h2o> sometimes
50:00 <h2o> tea usally 
50:00 <\Romeo> cool
50:00 <h2o> but coke is better in summer
50:00 <\Romeo> i'd rather drink wine than tea
51:00 <\Romeo> yep i wish i could afford more coca cola
51:00 <\Romeo> need to go for a swim
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap as at coles
51:00 <\Romeo> ahh
51:00 <\Romeo> okay
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 2x 2ltr for $6
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink the stuff like water
52:00 <\Romeo> lol
52:00 <\Romeo> cool
52:00 <\Romeo> :)
52:00 <\Romeo> ii can't sleep sex is sexing me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry again
52:00 <h2o> i hate coke when youre having a ciggy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
52:00 <\Romeo> I can't sleep sex is sexing me
52:00 <h2o> it taste like dirt
52:00 <Bastardly_One> make me pancakes
53:00 <\Romeo> I can't sleep, sex is sexing me
53:00 <h2o> fap then
53:00 <\Romeo> waffles?
53:00 <h2o> bacon and waffles
53:00 <\Romeo> maple syrup is joy for pancakes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the most amazing dream with mick foley
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and a shitload of pancakes at some waffle house
53:00 <\Romeo> tacos
54:00 <\Romeo> tacos
54:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me ... must of been hungry when napping
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the mick foley connection must be the fact I'm reading a novel by him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a dumb wrestler for the record
55:00 <Bastardly_One> really good too
55:00 <h2o> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4HUFz42OM
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hippie Sabotage - Stay High (Tove Lo Flip) (Sep 20, 2013) 4:19 - Category: Entertainment - 622,590 views - 6,219 likes (98.1%), 120 dislikes (1.9%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> called Tietam Brown
55:00 <Bastardly_One> worth a read if you read
55:00 <h2o> this songs so addictive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm addicted to
56:00 <Bastardly_One> He-man sings
56:00 <\Romeo> kkkKkk12so yeah just got home and made myself feel good made some coffeee and tripped out some more , stoned and yeah wish i had sum more cash to get drunk again
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my favourite
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLh62htgbW8
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: He-Man sings Mercyful Fate (Jun 28, 2013) 1:51 - Category: Comedy - 80,400 views - 1,087 likes (96.7%), 37 dislikes (3.3%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> cracks me up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe because I'm a King Diamond fan
57:00 <\Romeo> is irc still low on females?
57:00 <h2o> yup
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
57:00 <\Romeo> ahaha
57:00 <\Romeo> woah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but not low on bitches
57:00 <h2o> there not 1337 enough
58:00 <\Romeo> pizza pizza
58:00 <\Romeo> pizza, pizza
58:00 <\Romeo> fuck iwant some icecream
59:00 <\Romeo> got some shitty long life milk
59:00 <\Romeo> dammn coffee highs
59:00 <h2o> tell juliet to get off here fqa ass and make em
59:00 <h2o> *her
59:00 <\Romeo> hehe
59:00 <\Romeo> umenum in num
59:00 <\Romeo> ~
00:00 <\Romeo> hehe
00:00 <gremlinz> \Romeo
00:00 <\Romeo> boobs
00:00 <gremlinz> u r one weird mother fucker
00:00 <gremlinz> just sayin
00:00 <\Romeo> yes g
00:00 <h2o> shit lordes got over 22million views 
00:00 <\Romeo> r
00:00 <\Romeo> emilnis
00:00 <\Romeo> kkkkk
00:00 <h2o> its irc everyones wierd
01:00 <\Romeo> kkk4need to buy some stock
01:00 <\Romeo> 999
01:00 <h2o> chicken or beef
01:00 <\Romeo> and destroy some crack
01:00 <gremlinz> there r several grades of weird
01:00 <gremlinz> \Romeo is high tier
01:00 <cherri_pie> hey how do i get unbanned from a channel
01:00 <cherri_pie> who do i talk to
01:00 <\Romeo> i wish i was in the evidence room
01:00 <cherri_pie> whos got the pull in here
01:00 <gremlinz> cherri_pie
01:00 <h2o> disconnect your modem and reset it
01:00 <gremlinz> wheres my pie
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is how real metal should be kids
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJ2bgViAwY
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mercyful Fate and King Diamond - Sao Paulo, Brasil 24/08/1996 (Jan 31, 2013) 01:00:38 - Category: Music - 55,220 views - 348 likes (98.3%), 6 dislikes (1.7%)
02:00 <cherri_pie> as if that will work
02:00 <Bastardly_One> look at that little demon go ... and what an opening song :D
02:00 <gremlinz> alt+f4
02:00 <gremlinz> will get u unbanned
02:00 <cherri_pie> yeh thanks im ubanned
02:00 <cherri_pie> it worked
02:00 <cherri_pie> howd u know
02:00 <cherri_pie> al f4
02:00 <gremlinz> which channel
02:00 <cherri_pie> what a combination
03:00 <cherri_pie> gremlinzmumisaslut#
03:00 <h2o> cherri_pie do you know warrant
03:00 <cherri_pie> yeh
03:00 <gremlinz> she is actually
03:00 <cherri_pie> i pissed on his face
03:00 <Sponge> is netflix unlimited. as in unlimited tv shows and movies for one low price of $7
03:00 <cherri_pie> then i got his guitar
03:00 <Sponge> or do they jew me after i watch a certain amount
03:00 <cherri_pie> and shoved it up gremlinz mums pussy
03:00 <Sponge> I hate being jew'd
03:00 <cherri_pie> and she cummed hard
03:00 <gremlinz> she sleeps with many men for cash
03:00 <cherri_pie> like your mum
04:00 <cherri_pie> sorry but mum jokes never get old
04:00 <cherri_pie> no matter what anyone says
04:00 <cherri_pie> they still cut deep
04:00 <gremlinz> i love a good mum flogging
04:00 <cherri_pie> err
04:00 <h2o> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warrant - Cherry Pie (with lyrics) (Jan 5, 2010) 3:23 - Category: Music - 2,862,905 views - 11,744 likes (97.6%), 292 dislikes (2.4%)
04:00 <cherri_pie> that sounds weird coming from you
04:00 <cherri_pie> so il disregard it thanks
04:00 <cherri_pie> you and your mum can get freaky on your own time
05:00 <gremlinz> we intend to
07:00 <\Romeo> green tea?
08:00 <\Romeo> ````````````````````
08:00 <\Romeo> ``````````````````````````````````
08:00 <\Romeo> green tea?
09:00 <\Romeo> cinderella should show more cleavige
09:00 <\Romeo> ?
09:00 <Saemon> `seen simba
09:00 <prowl> Saemon, simba ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 25 minutes ago (04.02. 19:44) stating "Quit: call your xbox today" after spending 1 day 5 hours there.
09:00 <\Romeo> i need a new rose bush
10:00 <\Romeo> `seen boris
10:00 <prowl> \Romeo, I found 10 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: b1sdaddy, b1hascockfetish, serenityishomogay, boyscout, thebookthief. b1sdaddy ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours 51 minutes ago (09.01. 19:18), after spending 51 minutes there.
10:00 <\Romeo> cool
10:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck?
11:00 <\Romeo> `seen whothefuck 
11:00 <prowl> \Romeo, I don't remember seeing whothefuck.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, in that seen ... was that spence?
11:00 <\Romeo> hi druidess
12:00 <\Romeo> i feel so much more calmer now
12:00 <\Romeo> i like it sometimes in ER
12:00 <\Romeo> anyone work at a hospitable?
13:00 <\Romeo> i need some insurance money
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1618563_10152258361576667_805923698_n.jpg
13:00 <\Romeo> to buy more grog
13:00 <\Romeo> im not clicking that
13:00 <\Romeo> `seen cinderella
13:00 <prowl> \Romeo, cinderella? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember cinderella.
14:00 <\Romeo> `seen victoria
14:00 <prowl> \Romeo, I don't remember seeing victoria.
14:00 <\Romeo> `seen Bethany
14:00 <prowl> \Romeo, Bethany? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember Bethany.
14:00 <\Romeo> .
14:00 <\Romeo> im done
15:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
15:00 <\Romeo> laramie
15:00 <Bastardly_One> h2o, still making shit tunes?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> peace would make worse I bet
17:00 <\Romeo> i lost my lighter need to get a new one
18:00 <\Romeo> who's got porn?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 3 lighters here
18:00 <Saemon> hurt motherfuka?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not getting one
18:00 <\Romeo> ahh cool
25:00 <AngrymanXL> Angel from Home and Away was on Charmed?
25:00 <AngrymanXL> not even a question, it's a fact since she's on it righht now.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Melissa George was on charmed?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go
27:00 <AngrymanXL> get a tv and go to channel 11
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just checked
27:00 <Bastardly_One> an ad came on
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <AngrymanXL> I thhihnk she's playing a lesbian cave woman.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone paying attention?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> reason I ask
33:00 <Bastardly_One> friend of Mine ... her pic ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/19017_367283020052984_1493469619_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> now ... this comment without translation sounds suss right?
34:00 <AngrymanXL> beehhh would love her.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> COK GÜZEL!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the reply
34:00 <AngrymanXL> `seen beehhh
34:00 <prowl> AngrymanXL, beehhh ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 hours 5 minutes ago (05.02. 00:29) stating "Quit: We changed the world we made it ours to hold But dreams are made for those who really try This losing you is real But I still feel you here insideeeeeeee." after spending 1 hour 2 minutes there.
34:00 <AngrymanXL> need beehhhh to confirm.
36:00 <AngrymanXL> There is nothing more American than America.
39:00 <cherri_pie> so which one of you bums actually has a job
39:00 <cherri_pie> you all look like dole bludging cunts to me
39:00 <cherri_pie> i think some of you are serioulsy addicted to the internet
40:00 <cherri_pie> its sad to see how many rejects there are in this country
40:00 <cherri_pie> u would think this is an isoltaed incident
40:00 <cherri_pie> apparenlty not
43:00 <peace> hi cherri_pie i dont work but nice for your outburst
44:00 <Bastardly_One> go go power rangers!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *changes the tv channel*
45:00 <h2o> boat people
45:00 <h2o> there the real problem
45:00 <h2o> a boat person costs 4x more than a dole bludger
46:00 <peace> sink em
47:00 <h2o> send em back
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> ewll
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> season 3 of OUAT
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> epically garbage
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're garbage waix
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny :)
54:00 <Bonny> garbage used to be a band
54:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One :)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they still are a band
54:00 <Bonny> a grunge band I think
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> hey B1
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> go have a fag ya cunt :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nein
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> have u learned how to save a word document yet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bonny> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's in 2 weeks
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck me
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> so whats this week been
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> how to turn on a computer?
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a mouse is?
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> what is a keyboard?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm I start on the 17th fuckwit
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and whatever
55:00 <Bastardly_One> at least I'm doing something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and not by force
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> so tell me class. whats the difference between a monitor and a photocopier
55:00 <Bonny> in my days I was asked what a floppy is
55:00 <Bastardly_One> because I wish to
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> because tax payers are paying for it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they are?
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> all your disability shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> funny it's coming out of MY pocket you dumb cunt
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl no its not
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, is that so?
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> you made that perfectly clear 3 weeks ago
56:00 <cherri_pie> yes
56:00 <cherri_pie> yess
56:00 <cherri_pie> a fighttt
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Bastardly_One, I need a piss
56:00 <cherri_pie> fighttttt
56:00 <cherri_pie> finally
56:00 <cherri_pie> whos the dum cunt
56:00 <Bastardly_One> educate the cunt pleae
56:00 <Bonny> it is, WaixYourLegs.. he is paying fees
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *please
56:00 <cherri_pie> il educate the cunt
56:00 <cherri_pie> whos the cunt
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol cherri_pie
56:00 <cherri_pie> il jump in
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i call bs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ya know Waix the tool?
56:00 <cherri_pie> whos the dum cunt that said something stupid
57:00 <cherri_pie> now needs to get stomped on
57:00 <h2o> flanders
57:00 <cherri_pie> and see the error of his ways
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you call BS all you like
57:00 <Bonny> hey h2o.. :)
57:00 <cherri_pie> waix is a fage
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I know who pays my fees
57:00 <h2o> hey Bonny
57:00 <cherri_pie> all i saw was taxpayers
57:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> comes out of my pocket you stupid cunt
57:00 <cherri_pie> and i knew this cunt was a retard
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant wait tfor abbott to fix medicare
57:00 <cherri_pie> shut up you junky
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin smokers gettin disability
57:00 <Bonny> medicare was never broken
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a rort
58:00 <cherri_pie> do you think you represent any part of a political or democratic vote
58:00 <h2o> i pay for private cover
58:00 <h2o> its worth it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, this is a dig at me
58:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking bum
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got emphysema coz i smoked.. now i need 50k a year for all my disability shit
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> get fucked
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have emphysema and on the dsp
58:00 <Bonny> me too, h2o
58:00 <cherri_pie> your on the dole and you think you represent the public
58:00 <cherri_pie> get a job you fucking bum
58:00 <cherri_pie> then come talk to me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this is an attempt at a dig on me
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> its 1am
58:00 <cherri_pie> i dont care what it is
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> and im fuckin bored :P
58:00 <cherri_pie> he sounds like a fucking idiot
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz OUAT is a fil
58:00 <cherri_pie> trying to sound smart talkin politics
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> fail
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... so are you ... but ... I see your point this time
58:00 <cherri_pie> when hes a bum
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm merely saying if you're having trouble following the stupid fuck
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to have digs at me
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and failing
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> hey
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not the one with emphysema :P
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont need to dig :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho
59:00 <h2o> dial 1100 before you dig
59:00 <cherri_pie> whatever i dont care
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't bad
59:00 <cherri_pie> he thinks hes tony abbot
59:00 <cherri_pie> get him some speedos
00:00 <cherri_pie> and stick them in his as
00:00 <Bonny> lol h2o
00:00 <cherri_pie> ass
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ myself
01:00 <cherri_pie> are u supposed to have a clue at 4am
01:00 <cherri_pie> in a random chat room
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just punched myself in the face accidently
01:00 <Bonny> you seem to think so
01:00 <Bastardly_One> glasses went flying
01:00 <cherri_pie> why 
01:00 <cherri_pie> because politics annoy me
01:00 <cherri_pie> from idiots that think there smart
02:00 <cherri_pie> do u really think anything u say about politics
02:00 <cherri_pie> has any effect on how they run things
02:00 <cherri_pie> like really
02:00 <cherri_pie> do u think they give a fuck about u
02:00 <Bonny> so you're saying WaixYourLegs annoys you with their dumb political comments?
02:00 <cherri_pie> and ur stupid opionions
02:00 <cherri_pie> yes 
02:00 <cherri_pie> i am
02:00 <Bonny> K
02:00 <cherri_pie> and i suppose me being annoyed
02:00 <cherri_pie> annoys you?
02:00 <Bonny> carry on then
02:00 <cherri_pie> as thats how it goes these days
02:00 <Bonny> nup
02:00 <cherri_pie> a ripple of bullshit
02:00 <cherri_pie> the ripple effect
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi cherri_pie
02:00 <Bonny> I don't care either way
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> last tim ei fucked ur mum
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had to crawl up her cunt
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cherri_pie is a serial troller for the record
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> and fuck her form the inside out
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> the loose bitch
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but doing my work for me so all good
03:00 <cherri_pie> that doesnt even make sense
03:00 <cherri_pie> i was hoping it would be funny
03:00 <cherri_pie> but its not
03:00 <cherri_pie> fail
03:00 <Bonny> that so mature telling mum jokes
03:00 <cherri_pie> its just dopey like your try hard political comments
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
03:00 <cherri_pie> no i dont mind mum jokes
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> cherri_pie thought he had a pubic hair til he pissed out of it
03:00 <cherri_pie> thats not funny either
04:00 <cherri_pie> surely the weed you bought with ur centreilnk money
04:00 <cherri_pie> that u been smoking all night, is better than that
04:00 <cherri_pie> and allows u to come up with something more entertaining
04:00 <cherri_pie> why dont you just assert your dominance
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl cl money
04:00 <cherri_pie> go have a bong outside centrelink
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> there is no way im eligible for CL
04:00 <cherri_pie> show them your a rebel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> my wife would have to be dead for like.. 30 eyars
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a great troll for once cherri
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that
05:00 <cherri_pie> hes married i cant believe it
05:00 <cherri_pie> thats pathetic
05:00 <cherri_pie> can you imagine his wife
05:00 <cherri_pie> some other retarded bitch
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant believe ur mum bagged a root
05:00 <cherri_pie> who would be dum enough to marry this cunt
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> mustve been chloroform
05:00 <cherri_pie> lol
05:00 <cherri_pie> dude your wife must be a tard
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that asserting dominance by having a bong outside centrelink though
05:00 <cherri_pie> your probly both on disability pension
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm coughing ... that was good
05:00 <cherri_pie> yes im glad its funny
06:00 <cherri_pie> i like to make jokes that are funny at least
06:00 <Bonny> lol
06:00 <cherri_pie> not like this idiot
06:00 <cherri_pie> piss out of your pubic hair
06:00 <cherri_pie> wtf is that
06:00 <cherri_pie> ??
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix really needs to just idle permanently
06:00 <cherri_pie> yes i like that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> to save himself embarrassment
06:00 <Bonny> it's cheaper and easier to buy a rope than get married
06:00 <cherri_pie> idle permananly thats funy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt sorry for him for 10 mins over a story it took guts to tell
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but doesn't change his personality
07:00 <cherri_pie> lolll
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> your cock is so small
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> you thought it was a pube
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickwad
07:00 <peace> why is everyone so mad
07:00 <cherri_pie> i still dont like it sorry
07:00 <cherri_pie> its not funny
07:00 <Bonny> no idea peace
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up chris or I'll smash ya!
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> you can tell a personality on here?
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> u gotta be fuckin kidding
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> i write on here like im writing tabloid article
07:00 <cherri_pie> i only like one person on here really
07:00 <peace> Bastardly_One ok if you want
07:00 <cherri_pie> just faux
07:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, joking by the way
08:00 <cherri_pie> i would probably ask faux to be my girl friend
08:00 <cherri_pie> shes a nice girl
08:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
08:00 <Bastardly_One> her and I are making a tribe of lebo smurfs
08:00 <Bonny> rofl
08:00 <cherri_pie> oh right
08:00 <Bastardly_One> taking over the world ... short people style
08:00 <cherri_pie> so everyone wants a piece of faux
08:00 <Bonny> not me
08:00 <cherri_pie> im not susprised
08:00 <cherri_pie> il get in line then
09:00 <cherri_pie> originally everyone wanted a piece of kelevra
09:00 <Bastardly_One> long line apparently
09:00 <cherri_pie> untill she had a baby
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel's ace
09:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure we've met but not realised
09:00 <Bastardly_One> been to a lot of the same things
09:00 <cherri_pie> well anyway my vote goes to faux
09:00 <cherri_pie> shes got class
10:00 <cherri_pie> and dosent do drugs from what i know which is a relief
10:00 <Bastardly_One> -cl
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she should
10:00 <cherri_pie> what for
10:00 <cherri_pie> then it would spoil her lady ness
10:00 <cherri_pie> like those bitches i see on a current affir
10:00 <Bastardly_One> being in a big lebo household
10:00 <Bastardly_One> would be enough reason for drugs
10:00 <cherri_pie> getting pissed and falling over in the street
10:00 <cherri_pie> they are trash
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ those bitches on ACA
11:00 <cherri_pie> i hate those current affair bitches
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you're really really bored eh?
11:00 <cherri_pie> little fucking teeny bopper sluts
11:00 <cherri_pie> they are gross
11:00 <h2o> today ttonight got the ass
11:00 <cherri_pie> they dont even know what alcohol is they should just sniff petrol like the abbos
11:00 <Bonny> yup h2o
11:00 <cherri_pie> it would suit them more
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I think someone they interviewed might of helped them get the arse
11:00 <cherri_pie> at least they wouldnt have to get dressed up
11:00 <cherri_pie> yes 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they treated a friend of mine like an imbecile
11:00 <cherri_pie> lets get tracy grimshaw on to them
12:00 <cherri_pie> hi good evening everyone
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and he has the clout to complain and do something about it
12:00 <cherri_pie> tonight we have a slut who drinks to excess
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Dr Tim Anderson
12:00 <cherri_pie> and goes home with random guys to fuck
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they tore him to pieces a week or two ago
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> its all cunted
12:00 <cherri_pie> then calls us on monday morning and cries rape
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> as if ppl believe anything on australian tv
12:00 <cherri_pie> i believe it
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd have to be pretty fuckin stupid
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and now it's gotten the axe ... interesting that
13:00 <cherri_pie> lke that doctor in offspring
13:00 <cherri_pie> she was really a doctor
13:00 <cherri_pie> that was banging all her co workers
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> doctor of cunted television
13:00 <cherri_pie> another slut see
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that show is filmed in my old 'hood
13:00 <cherri_pie> ur not officialy from the hood
13:00 <cherri_pie> untill u live in an area where shots have been fired
13:00 <cherri_pie> from an unregisterd firee arm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that
14:00 <Bastardly_One> many a time
14:00 <cherri_pie> from someone whos not authorised to use one
14:00 <Bastardly_One> pure aussie ghetto
14:00 <cherri_pie> lol aussie ghetto
14:00 <cherri_pie> i dont think so
14:00 <cherri_pie> aussies are try hards
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing my sarcasm
14:00 <cherri_pie> oh ok sorry
15:00 <peace> insomnia
15:00 <peace> and i smoked 2 grams
15:00 <cherri_pie> yes i have that
15:00 <cherri_pie> 2 grams of what
15:00 <peace> weed
15:00 <cherri_pie> oh right
15:00 <cherri_pie> i would of said ice
15:00 <cherri_pie> but ovisly ur a bum and u cant afford that
15:00 <cherri_pie> no offense
15:00 <h2o> change dealer
15:00 <peace> i gonna stop
16:00 <cherri_pie> i used to do drugs
16:00 <peace> like i always say
16:00 <h2o> get some valium
16:00 <cherri_pie> u wont stop unless u really want to
16:00 <cherri_pie> u have to want to first
16:00 <cherri_pie> coz if u dont and u try its pointless
16:00 <cherri_pie> thats why ppl cant stop
16:00 <cherri_pie> this is what pisses me off about the goevmernt
16:00 <h2o> phergan works too
16:00 <cherri_pie> they should have more drug programs and shit
17:00 <cherri_pie> to help ppl get off it
17:00 <cherri_pie> they complain about the dole
17:00 <cherri_pie> and unemployement
17:00 <h2o> phernergan
17:00 <cherri_pie> who do they think is unemployed
17:00 <cherri_pie> millionaires
17:00 <cherri_pie> lol
17:00 <cherri_pie> how can ppl get there life together if theres no assistance
17:00 <h2o> my dad iowns his own business and he doesnt earn anything
17:00 <cherri_pie> where do they get the money for psychologists
17:00 <h2o> hes a multi millionare
17:00 <cherri_pie> and drug programs if there not working
18:00 <cherri_pie> anyway rant over i think
18:00 <peace> now it had dmt so i fine nothing intresting
18:00 <peace> nah
18:00 <peace> i
19:00 <peace> wish i knew how fast it was gonna kick in
19:00 <cherri_pie> whats dmt
19:00 <peace> thats fried
19:00 <peace> its something u smoke and see shit
19:00 <peace> but takes while you smoking it to kick in
19:00 <cherri_pie> oh right
19:00 <peace> so like 10 seconds or 15
20:00 <cherri_pie> is it liquid or spray
20:00 <peace> like tabbacco or crystal sorta
20:00 <cherri_pie> u dip it in the weed right
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you sad little idiot ... schitophrenic and you do shit like that
20:00 <cherri_pie> or spray it on
20:00 <cherri_pie> hes got a point
20:00 <cherri_pie> ur asking for it
20:00 <peace> not today
20:00 <cherri_pie> but im curios what is it
20:00 <peace> years ago
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in shots for it
20:00 <peace> look up doco
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in = on
21:00 <peace> the spirit molecule
21:00 <cherri_pie> sounds like plant fertiliser to me
21:00 <peace> its on dmt
21:00 <cherri_pie> u can put anything on weed
21:00 <cherri_pie> angel dust and that in america
21:00 <peace> yes u can
21:00 <cherri_pie> is just pain thinner on weed
21:00 <cherri_pie> paint
21:00 <cherri_pie> then they dry it out in some powder form or something i think
22:00 <peace> oh ok well dmt is pretty special
22:00 <cherri_pie> then theres embalming fluid which is sherm
22:00 <peace> i only did it once
22:00 <cherri_pie> its all the same shit
22:00 <cherri_pie> i had some weed like that once
22:00 <cherri_pie> dipped in some shit
22:00 <cherri_pie> i wasnt the same afterwards
23:00 <cherri_pie> anyway lecture over lol
23:00 <cherri_pie> its your life
23:00 <peace> Dimethyltryptamine
23:00 <cherri_pie> yeh sounds right
24:00 <cherri_pie> it would just be a chemical like a cleaner
24:00 <cherri_pie> or plant fertiliser
24:00 <cherri_pie> its not anything special
24:00 <cherri_pie> its not like your using something high class
24:00 <peace> lsd is better lasts longer
24:00 <peace> but not as intense
24:00 <cherri_pie> and ur getting more bang for your buck
25:00 <cherri_pie> its just regular house cleaning shit sprayed on your weed
25:00 <cherri_pie> you might as well drink metho
25:00 <peace> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if a red head guy work at a bakery ... is he the ginger bread man?
25:00 <cherri_pie> thats basicly what ur doing
25:00 <cherri_pie> good point
25:00 <cherri_pie> depends tho
25:00 <cherri_pie> whether he works at brumbys
25:00 <cherri_pie> or bakers delight
26:00 <cherri_pie> if you guys want something to do
26:00 <cherri_pie> google kezia noble on u tube
26:00 <peace> i can see magic eye pictures nemore
26:00 <cherri_pie> or just google her
26:00 <peace> cant
27:00 <cherri_pie> shes fucking hot and shes a pick up artist
27:00 <cherri_pie> teaches guys how to pick up girls
27:00 <cherri_pie> its interesting shit
27:00 <[pythonX]> 23.l
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> four o'clock 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk happened to the time man
36:00 <megamanga> time flies when you're watching cheesy cop shows
37:00 <cherri_pie> like what cops?
37:00 <megamanga> low winter sun
37:00 <cherri_pie> never heard it
37:00 <megamanga> cops is what i watch when drinking beer, its a top show
37:00 <megamanga> beating on minorities n shit
37:00 <cherri_pie> loll
37:00 <cherri_pie> same thing happens in melbourne
37:00 <cherri_pie> in dandenong
38:00 <cherri_pie> every fri n sat night
38:00 <cherri_pie> haha
38:00 <megamanga> good
38:00 <megamanga> cunts deserve it
38:00 <cherri_pie> true
38:00 <cherri_pie> i think its time for a racist rant
38:00 <megamanga> no racist rant there
38:00 <megamanga> its gangland in dandenong 
38:00 <cherri_pie> dandnong is just a try hard western suburbs
38:00 <cherri_pie> they want to be like the west but there not
38:00 <megamanga> i live way west
39:00 <Bastardly_One> could say that
39:00 <cherri_pie> everyone from the west n that laughs at dandy
39:00 <cherri_pie> and think there dum cunts
39:00 <megamanga> they are
39:00 <cherri_pie> they dont kno what the fuck there doing lol
39:00 <megamanga> soon they'll be armed with spears
39:00 <cherri_pie> just a bunch of wannabes trying hard
39:00 <cherri_pie> in the west ppl know when to fuck around
39:00 <cherri_pie> and when to relax
39:00 <cherri_pie> those noobs in dandy have no clue
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're already armed with spears of sorts ... syringes
40:00 <cherri_pie> lollllll
40:00 <cherri_pie> thats gold man
40:00 <cherri_pie> funny shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> been to jail? nuh m8, but, I've been to Dandenong
40:00 <cherri_pie> loll
41:00 <cherri_pie> dandy is so far from everything
41:00 <cherri_pie> thats why they do stupid shit
41:00 <cherri_pie> coz there bored nothing to do
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that'
41:00 <Bastardly_One> s
41:00 <megamanga> try geelong
41:00 <cherri_pie> there practically abbos really
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why dumb shit happens everywhere
41:00 <cherri_pie> living in the mouintains
41:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
41:00 <cherri_pie> geelong is even more stupid
41:00 <cherri_pie> bunch of bogans acting hard
41:00 <Bastardly_One> least where I am ... they're that bored they don't create trouble
42:00 <cherri_pie> yeh thats better
42:00 <Bastardly_One> could roam this entire city at say, 1am on a fri night/sat morning
42:00 <cherri_pie> crime really doesnt pay
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and still not find trouble
42:00 <cherri_pie> thats awesome
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite
42:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you tried that hard you deserved it
42:00 <cherri_pie> at the end of the day thats what u want
42:00 <megamanga> where is this?
42:00 <megamanga> i need a new place to drift
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol anywhere up here really mega
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where I am
43:00 <cherri_pie> i moved from the west to the east
43:00 <megamanga> im far west saide nigga
43:00 <cherri_pie> the east is chilled as fuck
43:00 <cherri_pie> i like it
44:00 <cherri_pie> was gettin sick of seein niggas in the hood every 2 sec
44:00 <cherri_pie> every where i turn
44:00 <cherri_pie> now i hang out at the library instead haha
45:00 <cherri_pie> one thing i learned is that all the hot bitches are educated
45:00 <cherri_pie> and if u hook up with one and she brings you home
45:00 <cherri_pie> ur laughing
45:00 <cherri_pie> shes probly got a mansion
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so over these early morning second winds
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna be screwed when I go back to school
02:00 <h2o> lol
10:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/OgH69md.jpg
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> WHY
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> WHY CUNT
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> WHY MAKE PETER PAN THE PIED PIPER
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> COZ OF ALL THE FUCKING P
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> P's?!?!?
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> STUPID
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> STUPID CUNTS
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAHAHAHAHA
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> ARIEL IN OUAT
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta be fucking kidding me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooook then
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> god this is corny
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh for fucks sake
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> peter pan is rumpelstiltskins dad
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck me a fucking 14 year old must be writing this shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> japanse guy on drugs probably
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or chinese
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces have a collection of bootleg disney movies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that I am positive aren't legit Disney
32:00 <Pieter> Just placed mah tv on ebay, the rear projector is much bigger and cooler:)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
53:00 <Loof> Pieter has aids
54:00 <Pieter> FooL
54:00 <Loof> hey spence
54:00 <spence> Buddy
54:00 <spence> just rolling thru your hood man
54:00 <Loof> nice :)
54:00 <Pieter> I wonder id loof knows hes a fool backwards or maybe hes just that retarded not to notice 
54:00 <Loof> pick me up a hot asian slut
54:00 <spence> Nice morning mate
55:00 <Loof> went to the beach yesty, was awesome
55:00 <Loof> edithvale
55:00 <Loof> brb
55:00 <spence> I went Saturday
55:00 <Loof> smoko
55:00 <spence> yesty wasn't hot man 
55:00 <spence> I hth 
55:00 <spence> Gtg start work 
55:00 <spence> Cya
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a disgustingly nice morning it seems out there
04:00 <Loof> time to sheer my head again
04:00 <Loof> looking boofy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so is mine
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was just thinking that about 15 mins ago
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed though
05:00 <Loof> hope its hot today
05:00 <Bastardly_One> find out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 here apparently
05:00 <Loof> 31 not bad
06:00 <Loof> damn perfect
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I figure ... I have to hand something into the uni they forgot to photocopy the idiots
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so hopefully I get my invoice on the spot
06:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than sent in the mail
06:00 <Loof> wish i could breath
06:00 <Loof> :(
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but being a uni ... doubt it
07:00 <Loof> gotta stop using a bong
07:00 <Loof> wonder if i have emphasyma
07:00 <Loof> bet i do
07:00 <Loof> cant breath when i lie down
07:00 <Loof> have to find out
08:00 <Loof> not that it will help
08:00 <Loof> dont think theres anything that can be done
08:00 <Loof> except stop the bong and smokes
10:00 <Loof> POT SMOKING HOMOGAYS!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> was busy coughing
11:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't hear ya :P
12:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
27:00 <Loof> cant work out what i like more; first cone of the day or first coffee
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this bitch better be in her office when I get to the uni
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or B1 will commit murder
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv13U4VewFo
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amon Amarth "Father of the Wolf" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jan 19, 2014) - Category: Music - 99,328 views - 3,000 likes (98.7%), 40 dislikes (1.3%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ... \m/ ... etc
00:00 <Loof> now that's music
02:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my favourite bands
02:00 <Bastardly_One> looking forward to seeing them at soundwave
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that album is on spotify
02:00 <Bastardly_One> first album on their playlist ... from last year
05:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl
43:00 <Scattered> morning all
49:00 <WebbY> morning
49:00 <Scattered> hey WebbY
09:00 <spence> Lolol
09:00 <Scattered> hey brother
09:00 <spence> hey bro
09:00 <Scattered> whats happening?
10:00 <spence> Just on Smoko mate
10:00 <spence> cruisy day today 
11:00 <spence> U up 2
12:00 <Scattered> chillin man
12:00 <Scattered> got on it last nite
12:00 <Scattered> lol
13:00 <spence> Nice one..have a goodn man I gotta go back in 
13:00 <spence> Catch
13:00 <Scattered> cya
16:00 <MadScientist> thank fuck for that
17:00 <Scattered> LOL
17:00 <Scattered> sup CannibalClown
17:00 <CannibalClown> just got to work
17:00 <CannibalClown> self
17:00 <Scattered> day off
17:00 <Scattered> getting over a big nite
17:00 <CannibalClown> sweet
18:00 <CannibalClown> went hard
18:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Wassupwidyaeyes [Stoned As A Muthafucka - ]
18:00 <Scattered> fuk yeah
24:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Meet the Monstors [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
24:00 <CannibalClown> tune!
44:00 <Pieter> Put mt tv on gumtree at 830 ans wirhon 20 min i had 3 sms and 2 phone calls
44:00 <Pieter> Guy coming at 2 swlling for 800 no haggling 
46:00 <CannibalClown> need more meth do ya?
48:00 <peace> cougar for breakfast
49:00 <peace> lolz
49:00 <Scattered> lol
49:00 <CannibalClown> you are deadset fucked
50:00 <Scattered> lmao
53:00 <peace> who cannibal
53:00 <peace> hope not me
53:00 <peace> at least its not tequila for breakfast
54:00 <Scattered> yeah tequila is a bit keen
54:00 <peace> ppl shot up for breakfast
54:00 <peace> i dont think drink is that bad
55:00 <Scattered> true
55:00 <CannibalClown> yes you chris
55:00 <Scattered> ive done beer and bourbon for breakfast
55:00 <peace> who are u CannibalClown
55:00 <Scattered> but thats after a big nite
55:00 <CannibalClown> none of ya business
55:00 <peace> why not CannibalClown
56:00 <CannibalClown> youre too fucked up to understand
56:00 <CannibalClown> just leave
56:00 <peace> i not to fucked to understand
56:00 <peace> shadowlurker
57:00 <CannibalClown> yay you worked it out
57:00 <CannibalClown> or someone told you
57:00 <peace> no i worked it out
57:00 <CannibalClown> also mate
57:00 <CannibalClown> it's "i am not to fucked.."
57:00 <peace> are u english police?
58:00 <CannibalClown> you the*
58:00 <CannibalClown> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1014697_609127755824381_1798179631_o.jpg
07:00 <peace> the tits CannibalClown
07:00 <peace> unless u diabetic
07:00 <peace> then the donuts
10:00 <peace> my dad is diabetic
10:00 <peace> so i going right way to become one too
11:00 <CannibalClown> that makes no sense why would be excited about donuts if youre diabetic
11:00 <peace> simple hi how you on phone would stop me drinking
11:00 <CannibalClown> you couldnt eat em
11:00 <CannibalClown> no it wouldnt
11:00 <CannibalClown> youre an alcoholic
11:00 <CannibalClown> you need help
12:00 <peace> yeah from a womans touch
12:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Xzibit : Alkaholik (feat. Erick Sermon [Restless - 2000]
12:00 <CannibalClown> no mate
12:00 <peace> thats only help i need
12:00 <CannibalClown> no
12:00 <peace> kk u win if u want
12:00 <CannibalClown> if you cant be happy with you
12:00 <CannibalClown> noone else will be
12:00 <xm> [07:36:53] 18<Pieter> Put mt tv on gumtree at 830 ans wirhon 20 min i had 3 sms and 2 phone calls <--- does your mother chain the TV to the stand like in Requiem for a Dream?
12:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
13:00 <Pieter> Huhuhhhhh
13:00 <CannibalClown> Pieter's broke n needs meth
13:00 <CannibalClown> lay off
14:00 <xm> yeah i should lay off. hope his life wont end like the script
14:00 <Pieter> Yeh that's it heh
14:00 <CannibalClown> i hope it does
14:00 <CannibalClown> end that is
20:00 <CannibalClown> dont everyone talk at once now
20:00 <xm> dont everyone repeat the same sentence three times now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> .
10:00 <Scattered> so yeah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hey The_Baron
13:00 <The_Baron> hey man
13:00 <The_Baron> didn't think u'd be up now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I am
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <The_Baron> well..yeah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> exciting stuff ... I know!
16:00 <Loof> hi Pieter how was the call from the jacks?
17:00 <Pieter> Lil fat rat
17:00 <Serenity> lol loof
17:00 <Serenity> way to rub it in
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <Loof> hope it stings
18:00 <Serenity> what did you dob him in for?
18:00 <Serenity> drugs?
18:00 <Loof> meth
18:00 <Serenity> ahh
18:00 <Pieter> Cops already know about you tho :)
18:00 <Pieter> Making false police reports /
18:00 <Loof> he tried to make deals with b1
18:00 <Loof> wish they raided him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter you idiot ... the pm you got is legit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> off someone else
19:00 <Loof> hey Mew
19:00 <Loof> :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the one you know nothing about
19:00 <Serenity> wow he tried selling b1 drugs?
19:00 <Loof> ye
19:00 <Bastardly_One> actually he tried trading me
19:00 <Mew> hey loofiebubbles :)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
19:00 <Serenity> wow =/
19:00 <Loof> Mew sending him tampons was better
20:00 <Loof> wish they were used
20:00 <Loof> poorter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> now you've made him all paranoid
21:00 <Mew> hehehe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and he won't answer The_Baron's question :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hope you're happy now!
21:00 <The_Baron> no matter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the more important question is ... how come I haven't slept yet?
22:00 <Loof> stay up
22:00 <Loof> go bed 8
22:00 <Loof> normal sleeping pattern is awesome
22:00 <Loof> especially when you have to do shit during the day
22:00 <xm> 1,15 U N D E R 0,1 B E L L Y  - Pieter Got Loofed
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Serenity> Ill have you know loof
23:00 <Serenity> he tried to pin that on me before it was common knowledge it was you
23:00 <Serenity> you bastard
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <CannibalClown> pieter did you sell your tv yet 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> well, wasn't you and Maurice?
24:00 <CannibalClown> are you able to get more meth yet
24:00 <Serenity> yes he tired to blame me and maurice
24:00 <Pieter> 2pm
24:00 <xm> Pieter is still trying to file off the chain attached to the stand CannibalClown 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I remember him pointing it out to me specifical
24:00 <CannibalClown> lol xm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck was that last word?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you get the idea though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I must admit Loof
25:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a while to remember who might of done it
25:00 <Serenity> speaking of underbelly though kinda cant wait to see this new mockbel spin off
25:00 <Loof> i know i did it in november
25:00 <Loof> ages ago
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was me who busted you ... if busted is the right word
25:00 <CannibalClown> I must admit tho more ppl need to dob him in
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how long gain was he complaining?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> about the call?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't seem that long agao
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *ago
26:00 <Loof> i'd never dob someone in for weed, it's just meth is fucked, puts holes in ur braink, i've seen xrays on tv doco
26:00 <Bastardly_One> in your braink ...
26:00 <Loof> lol :P
27:00 <CannibalClown> id dob him in for dsp fraud
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> or animal cruelty
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing that if I move
27:00 <Loof> that's next
27:00 <Bastardly_One> to my housemate
27:00 <CannibalClown> and general fuckheadery
27:00 <xm> Pieter claims to suffer from back pain yet i saw him dumpster diving at the back of coles every friday night
28:00 <xm> see him*
28:00 <CannibalClown> then put his number on craigslist for tranny hookups
28:00 <Serenity> woah does he get anything good
28:00 <Serenity> few tubs of pasta salad
28:00 <Serenity> maybe a potato and egg one if hes lucky
28:00 <CannibalClown> thats where he got all his office tubs from
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh back issues
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the junky favourite
29:00 <Serenity> couple of dented tins of fruit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have back issues too if all I did was sit on my arse and nod off 24/7 too
29:00 <xm> if people like Pieter actually bought SPC fruit they wouldnt go bankrupt
29:00 <xm> selfish bastards
30:00 <CannibalClown> hahaha he cant afford spc
30:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft
30:00 <Serenity> only person ive ever known that had serious back issues to render them unable to work was Doodle. and he fought his arse off for 3 years to get back to work
30:00 <Bastardly_One> only $1.50 for a can of spag
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Serenity
30:00 <Serenity> (that was on payments)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've know him on and off for a long time I guess
31:00 <Bastardly_One> most people would still be sitting around depressed
31:00 <CannibalClown> like chris
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I really hate scammers though
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to work if I had the mental fortitude to handle that much routine and monontony combined
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like someone I know of totally ripped agencies off yesterday ... got themselves in shit and went begging for hand outs yesterday to get out of the shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that annoys me too
34:00 <xm> it seems to me the ones that deserve it least know best how to work to work the system
34:00 <xm> -to work
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sure seems it to me too
35:00 <Serenity> yeah well it shits me because its those who do the right thing that end up having to work the hardest
35:00 <Serenity> and these freeloaders never have to worry about anything
35:00 <CannibalClown> ^
35:00 <xm> maybe there's a secret website all these guys know about that give them the latest tips on how to fraud the system
36:00 <The_Baron> which freeloaders?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually putting myself in debt and minus my escape plan from here (if I need one) for 6mths just for this course shit
37:00 <Loof> i wish i could work
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so, the chris' and Pieters of the world really shit me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hell, scam me a grand then you cunts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or tell me how to do it :P
38:00 <The_Baron> even a scammer needs innitiative
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, straight out powder junkies though
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how it is
38:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone owes them something
38:00 <Bastardly_One> poor them
38:00 <The_Baron> haha troo
38:00 <The_Baron> and they always seem to be in pain
38:00 <The_Baron> they got "pains" all around em
38:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so would I do if I sat on my arse 24/7 sentient
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nodding off
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and rambling shit
39:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
39:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=094_1391556732
39:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Meanwhile in Australia.... (Date: Feb-5-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 4562 - Played: 5550
39:00 <The_Baron> goddamn it, can't find important phone number
39:00 <The_Baron> shoulda put it in my mobile
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... quick sale eh?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I could sell it in 10 mins if not so far away dude
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah want it off my hands asap
41:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgtDu2s-4w0
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Booze-Bing Crosby and others (Aug 25, 2009) - Category: Music - 121,599 views - 778 likes (97.3%), 22 dislikes (2.8%)
42:00 <xm> speaking of pain i said to a certain whinger today that needed to be put in place and it summarises a lot of them:
42:00 <xm> everyone has problems. don't make a spectacle of yourself. you are not the centre of the universe, no point getting paranoid over everything and drawing attention to yourself as the eternal tortured soul -- you just make yourself more likely to be a target and you're not that interesting to begin with
43:00 <xm> as harsh as it sounds that's probably the best advice he'll have for a while
43:00 <Bastardly_One> was that in person?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or chris?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or Loof?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of these kittens my friend just put up on FB
45:00 <xm> what breed?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid fuckwit went off when I said I was gonna get a new rat even yesterday though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so no chance
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just moggies
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know the mum well
45:00 <The_Baron> brb
46:00 <xm> moggies might be common but i still love them
46:00 <xm> because my favourite cat was a moggie :~)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just wouldn't mind a pet ... *shrugs*
46:00 <Kynetic> yeah they make good hamburgers
46:00 <Kynetic> i mean pets..
46:00 <Bastardly_One> next place maybe
46:00 <Kynetic> >.>
46:00 <Kynetic> <.<
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... dim sims ya mean
47:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a cat down the road that has really made me want one again
50:00 <Loof> it's funny how a lot of people dont see mental illness as a legitimate excuse
51:00 <The_Baron> because most ppl are meat puppets
51:00 <The_Baron> who don
52:00 <The_Baron> don't have a mind to begin with
52:00 <The_Baron> how can they understand the mind can cause pain if they are braindead
52:00 <Mew> oh cool
53:00 <Mew> element has called the health department on me to get rory taken away
53:00 <Mew> lol
53:00 <The_Baron> wtf
54:00 <Mew> what an asshole
54:00 <Mew> i think thats a defamation case tho
54:00 <Serenity> talking of cats... pure breds arent all theyre cracked up to be. My blue burmese is a fucking idiot. real dumb cat. but my black cat who is god knows what is really really smart
54:00 <Serenity> (delayed)
54:00 <Serenity> and mew thats fucked.. did they contact you?
54:00 <Mew> he said theyll contact me this week
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sure
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if they're really concerned they'll just show up actually
55:00 <Serenity> they may not. I had my ex and himrs at the time called docs on me when we split up just to be cunts, no one ever came
55:00 <Serenity> i actually called them up when i heard and invited them to come to the house but they werent interested
56:00 <Serenity> his mrs*
56:00 <Mew> ive saved everything elements done so maybe i should just go to the cops lol
56:00 <Mew> the pasting details etc doesnt bother me but trying to get my baby taken away is a bit too far
57:00 <Mew> plus whatever he has said is defamation
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the notice ... behave
57:00 <Mew> so thats a court case
57:00 <The_Baron> bbl time to make some serious cashola
57:00 <xm> it is possible to get someone done for defamation over things like this but most people don't bother unless they are a corporate body/politician/celebrity because it costs a lot of money to take it to the courts
58:00 <Loof> just get him bashed
58:00 <Loof> hire a junky for a $5 rock
58:00 <Mew> our friends dad is a QC and takes on alot of our friends cases 
58:00 <Serenity> yeah and defamation is hard to prove
58:00 <Mew> ill just ring him and ask where i stand
59:00 <Serenity> cant hurt
59:00 <Loof> reakon they'll drug test u mew?
59:00 <Loof> :(
00:00 <Loof> fucking child services are cunts
00:00 <Serenity> They're just doing their jobs
00:00 <Loof> yeah i guess
01:00 <Loof> when kids get taken away for weed it sucks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that would never happen unless there was more to the circumstances
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like the child wasn't fed properly or looked after, etc
02:00 <Loof> if my case worker finds out i'm on weed he said he'd get em to take zac away
02:00 <Loof> i dont make things up cunt
02:00 <Loof> :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because you're on an order
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bit different
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say I know this for a fact
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sheer co-incidence but a friend used to have a worker come visit
03:00 <Serenity> you both have other issues look
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then 6mths later ... I go out with a friend of her's
03:00 <Serenity> theres more behind it than just smoking week
03:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
03:00 <Serenity> loof*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the g/f has the same worker
04:00 <Loof> cant talk
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the worker told me I saved those kids both times
04:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way that I might of been smoking my head off
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but was me that fed the kids, etc
04:00 <Bastardly_One> which was actually true
05:00 <Mew> meh ill just ring that guy tonight cos the new cybercrime laws in place are pretty brutal 
05:00 <Mew> i know the health care workers over here anyway and they visited me every week after rory was born they know im a sane capable parent lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> question
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do you time and date your logs?
06:00 <Mew> i think it does that automatically
07:00 <Mew> yeah it has
07:00 <Mew> howcome?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not even a 1% chance otherwise
07:00 <Bastardly_One> chat logs are too easy to make up to be real evidence
08:00 <Serenity> screen captures is what you need
08:00 <Serenity> i had to use them once
08:00 <Serenity> and the worked
08:00 <xm> was that over the 4chan thing?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly depends on the forum it's done in too
08:00 <Serenity> lol xm no
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a post on a social media is more proof ... for instance
09:00 <Serenity> was when my ex was using irc to break the vro
09:00 <Serenity> cops took a thumb drive full of screen caps
09:00 <Mew> oh wow
09:00 <Mew> cool beans
09:00 <Serenity> i actually had a cop come and go through my computer to see what had been done after i called them
10:00 <Serenity> i got excited cause he was young and cute and knew was irc was and i didnt have to explain LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <xm> a few young people did know know about IRC before 2005
10:00 <xm> it was all downhill after that
10:00 <Serenity> this was in 09
10:00 <Mew> maybe cute cop is on right now
11:00 <Mew> yoo hoo *drops handkerchief*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be amazed how dodgy some activity on irc is
11:00 <xm> ./me slaps you with a flesh baton
11:00 <xm> extendable flesh baton
11:00 <Mew> dayum
11:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my toybag? ;)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> open up and say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you need a cavity search young miss
12:00 <xm> when i go on other IRC servers and come across other Australians they all talk about Austnet as if they are refugees and fleeing persecution
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity! here's your friend!
12:00 <xm> it's like they've been scarred for life
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm ... it's true hey?
12:00 <Mew> my midwife might be able to give me some advice
13:00 <xm> this server is full of abusive people or something
13:00 <spence> Hey bitches
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's like ... it still exists?
13:00 <Serenity> austnet is truly unique
13:00 <Serenity> ive never seen another server like it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it always has been though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I loved about it in the epic traffic days
13:00 <Loof> did you apply for the elder scrolls online beta b1? I got accepted!!! AWESOME
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, no use until I get a real machine man
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to remote connect to my fucking minecraft server even
14:00 <Bastardly_One> povo asus lappy
14:00 <spence> Well those days are over...
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is that your mating call?
15:00 <spence> best day ever
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and nazi ching must of came past
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so, are you going to abuse Snoopys_Gunship now he's here spence?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and not think it's CannibalClown?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what a drunken loser
16:00 <spence> lol don't talk to me anymore ya little wanker
16:00 <spence> over you 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww poor baby
16:00 <xm> [10:05:36] 21<Bastardly_One>21 lol xm ... it's true hey? <--- as soon as i announce from Austnet the piano man stops playing, everyone stops drinking, they all gasp and stare at me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> go have another drink *hic*
16:00 <xm> i'm from*
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm ... why do I actually believe that too?
17:00 <spence> I'm no baby..I'm not sitting at home popping pills n rotating my nosering
17:00 <xm> because you've watched a lot of old westerns too
17:00 <spence> I am having a cuppa 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, go have another drink ... you'll be right ... drunkard
18:00 <Bastardly_One> drunkards are almost the low of the low
18:00 <Bastardly_One> right up there with chromers
18:00 <spence> Ok pill head...
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or down there rather
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure I am
18:00 <Bastardly_One> if you say so
19:00 <spence> yeah lower than pill poppers...um I think not lmfao
19:00 <Bastardly_One> being on meds doesn't make one a pill popper
19:00 <spence> is rather have a stubby than pop a pill dick
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so try again
19:00 <Bastardly_One> getting angry there ... you might need a drink
20:00 <spence> it does when they brag about it...oh fuck I love these diazepam...
20:00 <spence> remember
20:00 <spence> lol I'm never.angry
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... once in a blue moon still doesn't make one a pill popper
20:00 <spence> I don't care about u or your childish crap
20:00 <Bastardly_One> means I was obviously looking for some sleep
21:00 <spence> get off your ass and be somebody loser
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm says the drunkard who talks childish crap more often than not
21:00 <spence> I have a life u know...
21:00 <British^Meat> makin friends spence?
21:00 <British^Meat> (chortle)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> funny that, everyone knows I am doing something
21:00 <spence> not just on here 24 7
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just waiting for the date it starts
21:00 <spence> I just come on to piss u off n get u going
21:00 <spence> it works everytime
22:00 <spence> lol u never stfu its awesome 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I love the way you turn it around ... or try to
22:00 <spence> U won't do shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like yesterday with Serenity and CannibalClown ... you fail every time
22:00 <spence> not that I give a shit about your pathetic excuse of a life anyway...good luck reject
23:00 <spence> go have a pill n mellow out softy
23:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Cannibal Cantina [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
23:00 <Bastardly_One> here's some tissues
23:00 <British^Meat> spence should leave
23:00 <British^Meat> bringing ppl down
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna start crying in a min
23:00 <spence> don't worry bout work
23:00 <spence> enjoy your 1000 per fortnight lmfao
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you made a big mistake yesterday
23:00 <spence> yeah I'm going to cry over u popping pills....ok 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not stopping when asked ... I enjoy talking to those two
24:00 <spence> boo hoo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and Snoopys_Gunship is an actual friend
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... combine the two
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm gonna annoy the fuck out of you
24:00 <spence> an actual junky like you
24:00 <Bastardly_One> until I get bored and move on
24:00 <Bastardly_One> junky now? do tell
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this gets better and better
24:00 <spence> I enjoy it buddy
24:00 <spence> bring it on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you're telling the story
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *listens*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you're up to the bit I'm supposedly a junky now
25:00 <Bastardly_One> do tell
25:00 <British^Meat> yes go on...
25:00 <spence> u started me dopey
25:00 <British^Meat> a junky entails using junk
25:00 <British^Meat> go ahead
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you why I started
26:00 <Bastardly_One> now, do tell
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we're waiting for the rest of the story
26:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike a lot of kids here ... I'm a bit loyal
26:00 <Bastardly_One> for now I'm bored and you're ... kind of fun
26:00 <spence> Sorry was chatting to my boss..
26:00 <spence> sorry to disappoint you
27:00 <spence> I'm the funnest cunt ever
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you should apologise to British^Meat
27:00 <Serenity> is he actually pretending to be at work lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he wanted to hear your story
27:00 <spence> if you knew the real me you would agree
27:00 <British^Meat> yer
27:00 <British^Meat> i come on irc and its just spence being a downer
27:00 <spence> yeah I am pretending...u got me
27:00 <British^Meat> hassling peeps for not working
27:00 <British^Meat> then being at work and being on irc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he is at work I think ... but the sad thing is ... apparently I'm on 24/7 ... yet who logs in every single break he gets?
28:00 <spence> whatevs British I'm defending myself he started on me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told you why
28:00 <spence> yeah I log in who cares..
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is obviously active
28:00 <spence> I like it on here
28:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an easy way to fix it isn't there?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> apologise sincerely for being a tard
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I might let you have a chance to dry your eyes
29:00 <spence> your entitled to your opinion...as I am mine
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
29:00 <spence> I can't stop weeping
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but that wasn't an opinion
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that was an act of Saemon and Pandaness
29:00 <Bastardly_One> epic retardedness in other words
30:00 <spence> like I said u r entitled to think that
30:00 <spence> I don't mind
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you gonna say you didn't just attack them for basically nothing?
30:00 <spence> not at all
30:00 <CannibalClown> im at work
30:00 <CannibalClown> and im on all day
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then I told you how you could fix it didn't I?
30:00 <spence> Lol
30:00 <British^Meat> lol, again, people of victoria, do not judge us south australians by saemon and pandas contributions to irc
31:00 <British^Meat> we arent all like that...
31:00 <spence> ill be back at 3 ok 
31:00 <Serenity> yeah but youre actually at work CannibalClown
31:00 <Serenity> not pretending
31:00 <spence> Gotta go pretend to work cya
31:00 <gremlinz> wat a nazi jerkoff
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
32:00 <Serenity> mmm
32:00 <Serenity> jerk off
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna start next m8?
32:00 <gremlinz> dont fucking piss me off
32:00 <gremlinz> im talking about spence
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you in a mood?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's harmless really
32:00 <gremlinz> dont fucking shit me or ull up on the shit pile
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just gave him a taste of the shit he was creating yesterday
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> red wave time honey?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be good ;)
33:00 <gremlinz> ill be a spence and b a nazi jerkoff
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, you're attempting humour
33:00 <Bastardly_One> should of known ... you're pretty shit at it
33:00 <gremlinz> i dont do humour
33:00 <gremlinz> im not funny at all
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so I notice :D
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'd be depressed being you too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> now you mention it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> could be worse though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you could be BlackDevil
34:00 <Bastardly_One> always that to make ya smile
35:00 <BlackDevil> ?
35:00 <gremlinz> could be worse, i could be living my life thru irc like you Bastardly_One
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ... am talking shit
35:00 <gremlinz> now that would be the sads hey
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ow!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I've nothing for that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> except ... muttering
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't get too smug though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> any of you gits read?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like books
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this book is quite entertaining ... little hard to read the way the main character speaks though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> about a bunch of nutters in a day ward in england
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me or is Tom Gleeson really not funny?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> tom gleeson
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 minutes ago
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Schapelle Corby could be released in days. Reason for parole: "I wanna watch me mini-series!"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> example right there
43:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know how to read
44:00 <Bastardly_One> have you got that pic of shads again with the vac down his jocks?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you should keep that for future reference
44:00 <Bastardly_One> sexy fella that was
44:00 <xm> i always thought he and Peter Helliar were brothers
44:00 <xm> i guess not
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Peter Helliar is so hit and miss
46:00 <Loof> damn elder scrolls online is like a 25gb download
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but Tom Gleeson just really isn't that funny ... he's got a little dating skit thing on the abc ... that's good ... but on the whole he's ... well ... shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you must download the entire world and just play it online kind of thing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ... a bit stupid
48:00 <Loof> thats how wow works
50:00 <Loof> dont think the servers go online till friday anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me tempted to get a One or a PS4 though
51:00 <BlackDevil> asl
52:00 <Bastardly_One> only really looking for a legit excuse for a PS4
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and Elder Scrolls online ... if done right could be enough of a reason
55:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140204/acid_picdump_25.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ... not right
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My PS3 just tried to commit suicide
59:00 <Bastardly_One> never touched it I swear
59:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should put the bong down
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks*
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