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00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the stripper song
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky should dance to this
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if she's drunk
00:00 <simba> who let the dogs out
00:00 <johninja> haha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> girls girls, girls
00:00 <Nikky`> inc Nikky`?
00:00 <Mew> ive been drinking all day at our friends farewell party
00:00 <shadsam> ddos
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that too ... heard a great version of that by the Foo Fighters actually
01:00 <Excessive> MzTake is taken
01:00 <Mew> and pirate is on the mainland so i wore footy shorts in memoration of him
01:00 <Mew> im hammered
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Darling Nikki the prince song
02:00 <johninja> i heard purple rain is also about Nikky`
02:00 <johninja> prince had a thing for her
02:00 <Nikky`> I like prince
02:00 <johninja> i can see why 
03:00 <simba> what kinda footy shorts
03:00 <simba> fucken woodville west torrens mate
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <simba> the fucken eagles mate
03:00 <johninja> eeeeegles
03:00 <Nikky`> eagles eww
04:00 <punknut> there are eagles where i lie
04:00 <Nikky`> My friend and I used to sing to prince..god we were sad
04:00 <punknut> live*
04:00 <johninja> awww cute
04:00 <simba> yeah dont be so anti-eagle every eagle deserves a fair chance #eaglesarepeopletoo
04:00 <punknut> no
04:00 <punknut> they make horrid noises
04:00 <johninja> they eat the chickens here
04:00 <johninja> tend to get shot
04:00 <simba> And Thats A Penalty To Sunderland Here At St James'
04:00 <Nikky`> So are cats
04:00 <punknut> HA IM THE OP
04:00 <punknut> SUCK IT
04:00 <johninja> it's all happening here
05:00 <Nikky`> It is
05:00 <simba> Borini to take!!
05:00 <simba> the italian scores!!!!!!
05:00 <Nikky`> I am now on the water
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking drunks
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the lot of you
05:00 <Brat> fuck off
05:00 <Nikky`> I believe its for the best
05:00 <Brat> 2nd can asswipe
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no
05:00 <simba> Drunkardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU fuck off!
05:00 <Brat> NO
05:00 <Brat> fuck youuu
06:00 <Bastardly_One> FINE!
06:00 <johninja> belisimo
06:00 <Mew> green and gold KIFC footy shorts simba
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ./quit
06:00 <Mew> theyre actually a really nice fit
06:00 <johninja> Nikky` will still be drunk for like an hour
06:00 <Brat> go Q.Q
06:00 <johninja> there is still time
06:00 <simba> Nice n Snug
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Brat> pussy
06:00 <Nikky`> hehe yeah I probably will be
07:00 <Mew> toight loik a toiga
07:00 <Mew> am i the only person who thinks arrested development is crap?
07:00 <Nikky`> no
07:00 <johninja> rising up, back on my feet, did my time took my chances
07:00 <Mew> thank god
07:00 <Mew> cos it is crap
07:00 <simba> its not crap
07:00 <johninja> yeah its not great
07:00 <Mew> it is crap
07:00 <johninja> i'll put it that way
08:00 <simba> how dare u
08:00 <johninja> because there are a couple of times i loll'ed
08:00 <johninja> it's no scrubs
08:00 <simba> did u start from the start
08:00 <Mew> its no anything
08:00 <Mew> its terrible
08:00 <Mew> yeah
08:00 <simba> it just gets better from E1
08:00 <simba> how can u not at least laugh at Tobias Funke MD
08:00 <Mew> ive been trying to get into it but its just pure shit
08:00 <Nikky`> crap crap crap
09:00 <Mew> pirate likes it 
09:00 <simba> what kind of person describes arrested development as "pure shit"
09:00 <johninja> i had a hard time getting into curb your enthusiasm too
09:00 <Mew> which is causing a rift in our relationship
09:00 <Maurice> Its pretty shit
09:00 <simba> sunderland 2-0!!!!!
09:00 <Nikky`> scrubs was good
09:00 <johninja> i think it was because my freind kept acting like larry david
09:00 <Maurice> I never got into it
09:00 <Mew> how dare he enjoy arrested development
09:00 <simba> arrdev is a pretty quick show you cant just have it on and itll feed you laughs
10:00 <johninja> oh gr8
10:00 <Mew> ive given it many chances and each time its shit
10:00 <johninja> persona non gratis
10:00 <simba> something must be wrong
11:00 <simba> maybe you need to take more timocil
11:00 <Mew> yeah i feel left out
11:00 <Mew> maybe i do
11:00 <simba> what about OH MY GOD WERE HAVING A FIRE... sale
11:00 <Nikky`> give it no chances
11:00 <Mew> its on par with two and a half men in my eyes
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> its not THAT bad
11:00 <Mew> it is
11:00 <Nikky`> lol
11:00 <johninja> only adam sandler reaches those levels
12:00 <Nikky`> adam sandler is great, great movies..all of them - ALL
12:00 <johninja> big bang theory is another shit one
12:00 <johninja> imo
12:00 <johninja> lol Nikky`
12:00 <Nikky`> Nooooooo BBT is good
12:00 <johninja> remind me not to come over for movie night
12:00 <Nikky`> Not sure our love can continue now
12:00 <johninja> i mean it was ok the first couple of shows
12:00 <Nikky`> btw,.adam sandler is shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like Sandler ... and BBT
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not Howard
12:00 <johninja> but the unfunny jokes and laugh soundtrack
12:00 <Nikky`> his movies are crap
12:00 <johninja> it's too much
13:00 <simba> i saw community got picked up by some free to air channel and they added a laugh track
13:00 <johninja> i like will ferrell
13:00 <simba> its so strange hearing it in a show that didnt have 1
13:00 <johninja> some people seem to hate him
13:00 <johninja> so there
13:00 <Student> BBT , some one say any thing ............ laugh track
13:00 <simba> like theyre dumbing it down for general populace
13:00 <stompin> cun
13:00 <Mew> i like community
13:00 <johninja> i agree with Student...first time for everything
13:00 <Nikky`> that elf movie of his was very shit tho johninja.. you have to agree with that
13:00 <simba> yea that was great
13:00 <johninja> i don't think i saw that one Nikky`
14:00 <simba> nolan scores!! ham beatin swans
14:00 <Nikky`> Dont
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand will ferrel
14:00 <Nikky`> i've saved you
14:00 <Student> two and half man is lot better, also how i met your mother
14:00 <johninja> go ham!
14:00 <simba> hahahahahahaha
14:00 <simba> two and half man
14:00 <johninja> oh god
14:00 <johninja> ruined it
14:00 <johninja> inshallah
14:00 <simba> Student do you get a lot of Western Pig TV over there?
14:00 <simba> ever seen a game of AFL mate?
15:00 <johninja> it would be hilarious with the arab voiceovers
15:00 <johninja> i wonder if they have a special arab laugh track too?
15:00 <johninja> with more nasal laughs
15:00 <Student> all of the tv in here, via magic box 
15:00 <simba> you watch neighbours?
15:00 <Student> ordinary cables have lot of programs
15:00 <simba> you ever heard of acca dacca?
15:00 <johninja> in pakistan tv watches you
15:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssst ... hate to spoil it but Pakistan is a bit over ----------------> way from the Middle East
15:00 <Student> i have watched neighbours
16:00 <simba> i know im risking a ban here but im leaking Students personal info, his email is [email protected]
16:00 <Excessive> lawl
16:00 <Student> now a days i am watching surburgatory 
16:00 <Student> one tree hill
16:00 <Student> castle 
16:00 <shadsam> PLEASE THATS A FUCKIN VIOLATION
16:00 <Student> boston legal 
17:00 <johninja> its not that far Bastardly_One
17:00 <shadsam> BAN SIMBA
17:00 <johninja> kinda next door
17:00 <Nikky`> Denny..Denny Crane
17:00 <shadsam> (08) [Party Squad] Im Sorry.mp3
17:00 <Student> i like the other guy more than denny crane
17:00 <johninja> it would be like saying perth isn't in asutralia
17:00 <Nikky`> it isnt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and pakistan is part of asia
18:00 <Student> denny crane is just fucking shit, i like him when he was matching his orange tie with a text "denny crane"
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not the middle east
18:00 <Student> South Asia 
18:00 <shadsam> My internet has run out - but surprisingly Still pimpin,... XD :P :D IMO
18:00 <simba> Language, mate.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> then again the middle east is part of central asia
19:00 <Student> although i do not get what were you up to b1 about pakistan bit over .... way from me
19:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/tqWP1rsAMrw
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rage Against the Machine - Renegades of Funk (Oct 26, 2006) 3:55 - Category: Music - 4,729,626 views - 13,745 likes (98.2%), 247 dislikes (1.8%)
19:00 <shadsam> (08) [XXX] Sweet Drerams.mp3
19:00 <johninja> pakistan is geopolitically the middle east
19:00 <johninja> there
19:00 <Student> not really 
20:00 <Student> arabs and pakistani are far away in their brains
20:00 <Student> i guess arabs are mored fucked up than pakis
20:00 <johninja> i doubt that
20:00 <Student> and i understand why you do 
20:00 <Student> :)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same kind of region
21:00 <shadsam> (09) [D Ramirez & Mark Knight l Dave Spoon] Columbian Soul l 21st Century (21st Century Acapella).mp3
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but different geopolitical region
21:00 <Bastardly_One> there
21:00 <punknut> oh god i come back and you're talking work
21:00 <punknut> i don't wanna talk about work
21:00 <punknut> srsly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> why are we being so pedantic about this anyway?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <johninja> ask yourself :p
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, because I can
22:00 <simba> Custardly_Bun
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your excuse?
22:00 <Student> Cowardly_One ;)
22:00 <punknut> Cowardly_Cun :P
23:00 <johninja> basicaly lots of sand + muslims = middle east for me
23:00 <johninja> if bankstown was in the middle of aus i would call it a middle eastern country too
23:00 <simba> Zen Monk
23:00 <Student> well it is all sand in middle east right now ;)
23:00 <johninja> its sand season
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Bankstown might be in Sudan these days too
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> perhaps
24:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name (Mar 26, 2011) 5:17 - Category: Music - 14,193,071 views - 77,507 likes (98.3%), 1,309 dislikes (1.7%)
24:00 <Student> where is the biggest dessert in the world? and what is it?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty shocked at the ones in this city
24:00 <Student> is it Dakar?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they're actually a good community
24:00 <johninja> hmm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> never cause trouble
24:00 <johninja> i think the sahara
25:00 <Student> yah may be sahara 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good question
25:00 <johninja> ready for this?
25:00 <johninja> Thr world's largest desert is actually the continent of Antarctica 
25:00 <johninja> ...
25:00 <brainz> The Sahara Desert in Northern Africa
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I could be wrong
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes sense
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> a dessert is arid space
25:00 <Bastardly_One> by definition right?
25:00 <Serenity> ooo did i do that ban
26:00 <johninja> t is the world's driest place. It receives less than two inches of precipitation annually.
26:00 <Serenity> i hope so
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think so Serenity
26:00 <xm> yeah, ive heard that before
26:00 <simba> lmao screwss
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
26:00 <johninja> yeah sahara is probably the biggest desert desert
26:00 <Student> i have heared that australia is also facing drought in near past 
26:00 <johninja> look slike it dwarfs the others
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [12:25am]   »» ban ChanOP bans screw*!*@*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> [12:25am]   «« kick ChanOP has kicked screwss (you are not welcomed here)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's banned everywhere
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
27:00 <johninja> in fact...you could almost fit every other desert into the sahara
27:00 <Nikky`> yeah
27:00 <ShadowLurker> good
27:00 <Serenity> yay it was me
27:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a fucking gimp
27:00 <johninja> 9,100,000 km2
27:00 <johninja> he is
27:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rage Against The Machine - Bulls on Parade (Feb 7, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 1,516,955 views - 10,160 likes (98.4%), 167 dislikes (1.6%)
28:00 <Maurice> Serenity can I give you a list of people to ban?
28:00 <Maurice> knives is ranked #4
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, hahahaha ... that was good right? ...
28:00 <Nikky`> And can I give you a list
28:00 <shadsam> (09) [Kate Ryan] Scream For More.mp3
28:00 <Nikky`> yeah Bastardly_One
28:00 <simba> ATM security https://24.media.tumblr.com/9445c227fd7d6152e0c9ee3a7a727b64/tumblr_msgdxy8irh1qdif86o1_500.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> i just made screwss leave another channel ... didn't even ban him
28:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should
29:00 <simba> maybe you should
29:00 <simba> let me know what happens
29:00 <knives> #4?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'll let the boss do it ... she'll enjoy it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> when she's around
29:00 <knives> i need to try harder
29:00 <johninja> need to pick your trolling up knives
29:00 <johninja> sheesh man
29:00 <simba> a woman boss?? wtf
29:00 <Student> Desert Thar, 7th largest in the world, spans an area of 200,000 square kilometers, In pakistan 
29:00 <Maurice> Sorry, #2
29:00 <knives> getting there
30:00 <johninja> wow that was quick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... women with power
30:00 <johninja> i dunno what you did to upset Maurice so much
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking trouble right m8?
30:00 <Maurice> HE DIDN'T GET ON THE FUCKING TRAIN, THATS WHAT
30:00 <johninja> oooohhh 
30:00 <johninja> i see
30:00 <knives> also, i need a simple nick catcher script
30:00 <johninja> lovers tiff
30:00 <knives> damn mirc and it's updates etc
30:00 <Maurice> Years ago, he was meant to get on a train, get off in a suburb and smoke bongs with us
30:00 <knives> ROFL
30:00 <Maurice> We went to the train station, no knives
30:00 <johninja> ahahah
30:00 <Maurice> Asshole was too bent to even get on the train
30:00 <johninja> what an asshole
30:00 <knives> hahahah
30:00 <johninja> geezus
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
31:00 <johninja> stood you up
31:00 <knives> you could've come to me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that is funny though
31:00 <Maurice> There were 3 chicks waiting for him
31:00 <knives> wait, 3?
31:00 <simba> any hot ones?
31:00 <Maurice> This is back in, what? 1999?
31:00 <knives> i thought it was just you and stace?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ any hot ones
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah, me, stace and shelley
31:00 <knives> oh shelle
31:00 <knives> y
31:00 <doctor> the year was 1999
31:00 <Maurice> She was preg, but hadnt told anyone
31:00 <knives> i knew
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Maurice> We left Dan behind, coz he wasnt walking to meet your sorry arse
32:00 <simba> knives was supposed to get on a train - then it turned 2000 - and everything changed
32:00 <Maurice> HES THE SMART ONE
32:00 <johninja> dan is smart
32:00 <doctor> world was different back then, i'm surprised we can think that far back
32:00 <johninja> yeh
32:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear fucking Lord
32:00 <Maurice> Oh great
32:00 <knives> so uh.. how did this turn into this convo?
32:00 <Maurice> Coz you're on my ban list
32:00 <Nikky`> you
32:00 <knives> oh right
32:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/sQBH7CrRxUo
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Lateralus [HD] (Apr 9, 2011) 9:31 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 156,555 views - 1,554 likes (98.4%), 25 dislikes (1.6%)
32:00 <johninja> Maurice holds a grudge
32:00 <Maurice> and thats the only reason I can think of
32:00 <Maurice> A decade old grudge
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and you find this surprising?
33:00 <johninja> yes
33:00 <johninja> true
33:00 <knives> if i drop a carved apple in your mailbox all creepy like are we square?
33:00 <Maurice> 5 yrs and it'll be 2 decades :o
33:00 <doctor> forgive but don't forget
33:00 <knives> holy shit
33:00 <Maurice> LOL yes knives
33:00 <knives> time flies
33:00 <knives> haha awesome
33:00 <Maurice> I've been given an actual carved apple, and a drawing of a carved apple from Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <knives> hahaha
33:00 <shadsam> (09) [Red 5] I Love You Stop.mp3
34:00 <Maurice> The actual apple baffled me, the drawing made me lol
34:00 <knives> so uh
34:00 <shadsam> .
34:00 <knives> who has a simple nick highlight script that plays a sound or notifies you in some way?
34:00 <knives> mine broke
34:00 <simba> probably everyone
35:00 <shadsam> (09) [Scandalous] In The Night.mp3
35:00 <simba> just use the one in mirc?
35:00 <Nikky`> probably
35:00 <knives> haha the apple in the mailbox was wack
35:00 <Nikky`> mine turns red
35:00 <knives> mirc highlight doesn't work for me or i would
35:00 <shadsam> USE YOUR NOTIFY LIST SIL
36:00 <knives> use my notify list for when someone says my name?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine has an annoying sound
36:00 <knives> sounds like a great idea
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's annoying
36:00 <shadsam> indeed
36:00 <johninja> its in the info tab in mircd
36:00 <johninja> probs don't use mirc though
36:00 <knives> i use mirc
36:00 <johninja> like when you click on a nick
36:00 <Saemon> <@Maurice> Oh great
36:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> oh dear fucking Lord
37:00 <Maurice> (20:38:19) (Kynetic): the only thing i have in my highlight is '$me'
37:00 <Maurice> (20:38:24) (punknut): THAT SOUNDS SO DAMN TYPICAL
37:00 <Maurice> (20:38:25) (Kynetic): so whatever nick im using will be highlighted.
37:00 <Saemon> was that directed towards me joining?
37:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, idiot
37:00 <Maurice> Not everything is about your legless arse
37:00 <knives> yer i use $me also
37:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One
37:00 <Saemon> CM punk!!
37:00 <Saemon> did u hear the news??
37:00 <Saemon> i think its a work
37:00 <simba> alt + b brings it up 
37:00 <Saemon> he will be back at wrestlemania 30
37:00 <simba> lol took me too long to get it
37:00 <knives> i had one that worked fine but it stopped working upon update and i'm too lazy to sort it
38:00 <johninja> alt+f4 will fix everything
38:00 <brainz> thats way old
38:00 <brainz> hehe
38:00 <johninja> ;P
38:00 <Saemon> it fucken pisses me off when u ignore me Bastardly_One and only jump in to take notice of me when someone disses me cuz u are just trying to be cool 
38:00 <shadsam> format  c:  backslash  s
38:00 <simba> if it aint broke dont fix it - khaled mardem bey
38:00 <Saemon> fucken old cint
38:00 <johninja> i remember janelle got some dude to restart his computer once
38:00 <johninja> just fucking about
38:00 <brainz> wouldnt even bother with $me
39:00 <brainz> either
39:00 <Kynetic> i once restarted my computer
39:00 <Kynetic> never again.
39:00 <johninja> yeah fuck that
39:00 <brainz> all custom mirc crap
39:00 <Kynetic> windaz 3.11 all the way braz.
39:00 <simba> <Saemon> wah wah wah, wah wah, im so lonely, im alone in life, wah
39:00 <johninja> i have the apple IIg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah maybe I don't care about the WWE 24/7
39:00 <knives> oh
39:00 <shadsam> (10) [Flip And Fill] Kokane.mp3
39:00 <johninja> solid rig
39:00 <knives> that's new to me
39:00 <knives> thanks simba
39:00 <johninja> 8' monitor
40:00 <knives> now someone needs to mention my nick
40:00 <johninja> knives
40:00 <Nikky`> knives
40:00 <Kynetic> 8'
40:00 <Kynetic> ?
40:00 <Nikky`> no I want to do it
40:00 <Kynetic> not 8"
40:00 <johninja> inch
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks
40:00 <Nikky`> back off johninja
40:00 <johninja> i don't do inches
40:00 <Nikky`> i'll fight you
40:00 <knives> bo worky :/
40:00 <johninja> they are american
40:00 <knives> no*
40:00 <knives> does it allow $me etc or?
40:00 <johninja> ' is an aussie inch
40:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/2NJbRF4CgAA
40:00 <Kynetic> its about time they made a monitor as big as my dick.
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Ticks and Leeches (HD) (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 332 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
40:00 <johninja> it's actually 2.6 cms
41:00 <Nikky`> like a good inch or stuff
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Kynetic> knives ya mum
41:00 <simba> fourty six & two imo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
41:00 <knives> meh
41:00 <johninja> simba knows pi doesn to 16 decimal places
41:00 <knives> broken shit
41:00 <simba> 3.1415926547
42:00 <Student> it is not 16
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <johninja> it is name
42:00 <johninja> just ad lots of 33333s
42:00 <knives> what isn't 16?
42:00 <johninja> easy
42:00 <simba> i got it wrong anyway
42:00 <simba> im losin it
42:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/f8aT9oRp95A
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Forty Six and two (Feb 27, 2013) 6:04 - Category: People and Blogs - 271,320 views - 1,611 likes (98.1%), 31 dislikes (1.9%)
42:00 <knives> the amount he remembers?
42:00 <johninja> yeh
42:00 <simba> actually it is ok
42:00 <simba> mr. cardone will be proud
43:00 <Student> 1415926547
43:00 <johninja> you were his favourite pupil
43:00 <simba> i wouldve been top of a shit heap
43:00 <simba> that class was ape
44:00 <johninja> i did maths C like a boss until the teacher kidded me out of class midway through the year so i did the smoking cigarettes behind the toilets class instead
45:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't had chips or that sort of things for a couple years actually
45:00 <STINKFIST> so I am probably out of touch
45:00 <STINKFIST> I used to get some rad shit in weird arse shops in Hong Kong and the life
45:00 <faux> The Chinese section of woolies has these onion ring chips 
45:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1610046_10152947093210942_1688585919_n.png 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah?
45:00 <STINKFIST> oh yeah I've seen them
45:00 <STINKFIST> are they any good?
45:00 <johninja> mmm so much msg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been looking for good ones
46:00 <STINKFIST> Korean right?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they nice?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought to try the asian section tbh
46:00 <johninja> racist
47:00 <Mew> try hungry jacks
47:00 <Mew> with bbq plum sauce
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> HJs is 15 mins away
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and open 24 hrs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I want onion rings now
47:00 <Mew> thats not long, you could do that as your night walk
47:00 <Mew> maybe a bacon deluxe meal with onion rings instead of fries
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I don't wanna
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
47:00 <Mew> get a water with it so its healthy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I do need a walk ... lol @ the water
48:00 <Mew> nice refreshing cool water on the walk home to wash down your delish meal
48:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I want a whopper with cheese add beetroot
48:00 <Maurice> Damn you all
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I'm the kind of hungry
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll spend too much
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not a good idea
48:00 <Maurice> I always get fanta at hjs
48:00 <Mew> i always get water :(
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's not much I like on their menu though
49:00 <Mew> not because its healthy but because fanta fucks me hard
49:00 <Mew> and so does any other fizzy drink
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a huge red meat eater ... the texture bothers me
49:00 <Maurice> I went through kfc for the kids one day, was on my own, got the burger box which is 4 burgers, 2 large chips, nuggets and popcorn chicken and she goes 'would you like a drink with that' and I go 'yeah I'll just have a water thanks'
49:00 <Maurice> She was probably wondering how high I was
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, get OJ ... I do that sometimes
49:00 <Mew> oh yeah ive had oj there a few times
49:00 <Mew> the acidity in that makes me feel shitty too though
50:00 <Mew> best to just stick with water
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose it would ... it's fairly concentrated
50:00 <Bastardly_One> more than half a cup and I'm kind of asking for hives though
50:00 <Mew> i recall it being mega sour
50:00 <Mew> in a good way
50:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's so concentrated
51:00 <johninja> "I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat."
51:00 <johninja> Elizabeth Hurley 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who said that?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb bith
51:00 <johninja> lol yeh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *bitch
51:00 <johninja> backhgander
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Gibbs slap for sure
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet she was with Mr Fatty or still is
52:00 <Bastardly_One> warney
52:00 <johninja> yeah true
52:00 <milk> he palys poker now
52:00 <Serenity> isnt she the woman dating shane warne?
52:00 <johninja> he trys to play poker
53:00 <Serenity> i mean really.. like her opinion matters
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> to the poker and warne bit
53:00 <milk> what he's got the poker table sledging down pat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> He's such a dick
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had to serve him heaps at my old job in melb
53:00 <johninja> just a total clown
53:00 <STINKFIST> Marilyn Monroe was never fat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked at a servo that got a lot of "celebs"
53:00 <johninja> there are quite a few like that in victoria for some reason
53:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly stinky
53:00 <STINKFIST> just Americans got so fat that they changed the clothes sizes to suit
54:00 <STINKFIST> at Monroe's fattest
54:00 <Serenity> monroe was about the equiv of our size 8
54:00 <Serenity> hardly fat
54:00 <STINKFIST> she was still super hot
54:00 <STINKFIST> with fat titties
54:00 <milk> she did early playboy
54:00 <STINKFIST> so did I
54:00 <STINKFIST> speaking of
54:00 <Serenity> ive played with lots of boys
54:00 <STINKFIST> I am dating a Thai girl
54:00 <Serenity> i mean..
54:00 <STINKFIST> she says having a small cock is no problem
54:00 <STINKFIST> I agree
55:00 <STINKFIST> but I still wish she didn't have one
55:00 <milk> boom boom tish
55:00 <johninja> "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." Arnold Schwarzenegger
55:00 <Maurice> (21:50:26) (Maurice): Hjs oj is best when hungover
55:00 <Maurice> (21:50:33) *** Warning- Over 30 sec lag to self! ***
55:00 <Maurice> (21:50:48) * Disconnected
55:00 <Maurice> Maccas has too much power
56:00 <johninja> "Smoking can kill you. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields, 
56:00 <Mew> uh oh
56:00 <milk> all those corporations manipulating government in order to make more money from the helpless consumers.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh oh
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off u slag
56:00 <STINKFIST> milk, best joke tonight I thought
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh not again
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> u never had a night i did so fuck me what
57:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu Joshua
57:00 <Serenity> =/
57:00 <johninja> wow
57:00 <Maurice> Oh the slag shit again
57:00 <Mew> was that english LOL
57:00 <johninja> drama~
57:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly, am sick of your attention seeking and interupting conversations
57:00 <milk> STINKFIST how about "screw for citizenship"
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you do it each time you can't stand people conversing
57:00 <STINKFIST> milk, as long as I am the litmus test
57:00 <Mew> <`chris> u never had a night i did so fuck me what
57:00 <STINKFIST> I can tell you now
58:00 <STINKFIST> we'll have the best looking female population
58:00 <Bastardly_One> about to come to adelaide just to bitch slap you as I think it'll be worth it
58:00 <johninja> "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." Cameron Diaz. You know what, maybe this one isn't so stupid - it took Sir Isaac Newton until he was well into his thirties to notice gravity.
58:00 <STINKFIST> and all the dudes will be 30 years younger than I, but look strikingly similar
58:00 <milk> you seriously want a 25 year old Indian engineer screwing your 50 year old wife?
58:00 <Maurice> She might like that
58:00 <Maurice> Young boys have stamina
58:00 <STINKFIST> are you talking to me?
59:00 <STINKFIST> or just not very good at reading?
59:00 <johninja> serves you right for getting married imo
59:00 <Maurice> No skill, but stamina
59:00 <Maurice> Who, me?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
59:00 <STINKFIST> not you
59:00 <STINKFIST> it's all stamina
59:00 <STINKFIST> more power
59:00 <johninja> that guy
59:00 <milk> I'm all charisma
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm all charm
59:00 <STINKFIST> she's hot
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tell right?
00:00 <STINKFIST> charm less so
00:00 <Maurice> I think you're all hot air
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
00:00 <johninja> 99% of an atom is empty
00:00 <STINKFIST> does anyone else dig Jesus and Mary Chain?
00:00 <johninja> so really everything is 99% air
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Stinky
00:00 <milk> air is not space
00:00 <Maurice> But is it hot air?
01:00 <johninja> hmm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey j3
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r ya
01:00 <johninja> hi
01:00 <STINKFIST> Bastardly_One, good shit
01:00 <johninja> not bad man
01:00 <johninja> yourself
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2bzrCCKDwc
01:00 <STINKFIST> milk, what is space?
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jesus And Mary Chain - Never Understand (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:03 - Category: Music - 278,084 views - 1,237 likes (98.6%), 17 dislikes (1.4%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
01:00 <milk> nothing
01:00 <STINKFIST> there's no such thing as nothing
01:00 <johninja> "The air is big" - screwss 2014
01:00 <Bastardly_One> feedback central ... go you junky brothers go!
02:00 <milk> matter and energy are the opposite
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Stinky
02:00 <STINKFIST> I thought all matter was merely energy condenses
02:00 <STINKFIST> to a slow vibration
02:00 <Bastardly_One> which JAM Chain?
02:00 <milk> so you believe in an etheric layer?
02:00 <STINKFIST> Bastardly_One, the rad one ;)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> old shit like that link?
02:00 <STINKFIST> no, I believe in physics
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or when they went kind of pop?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Darklands is pop
02:00 <johninja> Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced an 'efficiency review' of public broadcasters the ABC and SBS
03:00 <johninja> lel
03:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE‎
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jesus And Mary Chain - Just Like Honey (Official VIdeo) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:03 - Category: Music - 1,937,719 views - 9,993 likes (98.9%), 109 dislikes (1.1%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... pop JAM Chain
03:00 <johninja> "needs less facts"
03:00 <Kynetic> time to take the axe to ol' aunty
03:00 <STINKFIST> to be honest, I don't know what's pop and what isn't
03:00 <STINKFIST> I have their discography
03:00 <STINKFIST> and I listen to it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> darklands album was pop to me
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <STINKFIST> I have no radio and no TV
03:00 <milk> according your physics if I turn my stereo up really loud it will become a transcendental being
03:00 <STINKFIST> I don't get told what is cool and what isn't
03:00 <Kynetic> abc is the only free to air i watch
03:00 <STINKFIST> it has it's pros and cons
03:00 <milk> to*
04:00 <Kynetic> milk you ought to try it
04:00 <johninja> i learned most of what i know from watching sbs
04:00 <STINKFIST> milk, I don't have a physics
04:00 <STINKFIST> there is just universal physics
04:00 <STINKFIST> and I am not sure it extends to your poor music choices
04:00 <milk> and there is understanding of physics
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't think this sounds poppy? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPP3BXurHk
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jesus And Mary Chain - April Skies (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:00 - Category: Music - 576,020 views - 2,802 likes (99.4%), 16 dislikes (0.6%)
04:00 <STINKFIST> no
04:00 <STINKFIST> there is physics
04:00 <STINKFIST> it is maths
04:00 <STINKFIST> there's no interetation
04:00 <STINKFIST> that is what Arts degrees ar efor
04:00 <STINKFIST> and there's no Bachelor of Arts (Physics)
05:00 <STINKFIST> interpretation*
05:00 <milk> so the study of physics has reached its culmination?
05:00 <johninja> there is only one truth, STINKFIST knows everything and is never wrong
05:00 <STINKFIST> highly unlikely
05:00 <Kynetic> thats it milk
05:00 <STINKFIST> but it is still not about interpretation
05:00 <Kynetic> time to go home
05:00 <STINKFIST> it is a science
05:00 <Kynetic> physics is over.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so stink is Atari then John?
05:00 <STINKFIST> you hypothesise and test\
06:00 <Kynetic> now einstein
06:00 <johninja> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/01/31/1226814/508352-a00bc3ba-89e4-11e3-9956-927a0b0ae164.jpg 
06:00 <milk> have you even read the scientific method?
06:00 <Kynetic> he knew some physics
06:00 <STINKFIST> you don't get to say, "Well... it's all about how you look at it, I feel that the rate of gravity is ..."
06:00 <Kynetic> he used to physics up some bitches on a friday night 
06:00 <STINKFIST> the scientific method is, funnily enough
06:00 <STINKFIST> a method
06:00 <STINKFIST> not a book
06:00 <STINKFIST> so no, I haven't read "it"
07:00 <Kynetic> you know
07:00 <Kynetic> i think its time i went to bed
07:00 <Kynetic> and snuggled into laras tits.
07:00 <STINKFIST> peace mate
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <STINKFIST> say hi for me
07:00 <johninja> ciao bella
07:00 <johninja> can you get my undies for me?
07:00 <johninja> i think i left them there
07:00 <johninja> should be under/around the bed
07:00 <milk> this is classic, these people cant explain light but physics is beyond the question of interpretation
07:00 <Kynetic> yeah i had to wash the stains off em
07:00 <STINKFIST> easy to see
07:00 <johninja> oh yeah..
07:00 <johninja> sorry about that
07:00 <STINKFIST> milk, huh?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic oh by the way
08:00 <johninja> mexican food...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Lara is a hacker and part of element's crew ... just ask shads
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <Kynetic> phuk
08:00 <Kynetic> i knew it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the idiot was going on for an hour or more at her the other morning
08:00 <Kynetic> i knew there was something shady about her
08:00 <STINKFIST> in what way can't light be explained milk?
08:00 <johninja> HackTeam57
08:00 <johninja> tearing up the internet since 1994
08:00 <STINKFIST> and in which way is physics beyond interpretation?
08:00 <Kynetic> oh is that what she was giggling at
09:00 <STINKFIST> in terms of the mathematically provable?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... must of been
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the element penis script btw
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Mew> whats that?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> either Kynetic or Lara have a pic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> of fake irc script ... that makes his penis small
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and him being a virgin
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... cute
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Kynetic> ohh
10:00 <Mew> it sounds adorable
10:00 <Kynetic> the java object she made
10:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
10:00 <STINKFIST> man
10:00 <STINKFIST> I used that script until I was 14
11:00 <STINKFIST> I managed to fix the latter, the former is beyond my skills though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to do java this year
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna hate it too
11:00 <Kynetic> meh
11:00 <Kynetic> its not that hard
11:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=664143080291128&set=a.212874868751287.50970.170979629607478&type=1
11:00 <Kynetic> its just annoying.
11:00 <Kynetic> c# is so much better
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not hard ... it's boring
11:00 <johninja> thats what she said
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah C isn't used much in courses anymore
11:00 <Kynetic> i didnt say C
11:00 <Kynetic> i said c#
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing a course for a year for something to do
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ya did
12:00 <Mew> element actually sent me a picture of his penis once
12:00 <STINKFIST> I did Java and C++ at uni
12:00 <STINKFIST> and you summed it up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm whinging
12:00 <STINKFIST> not hard, but boring
12:00 <STINKFIST> but really that's most study
12:00 <Mew> i hope i dont get z-lined for pasting this http://i.imgur.com/aM1aNlP.jpg
12:00 <Kynetic> uni level is just basic shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck C languages aren't popular anymore
12:00 <STINKFIST> there's a dissonance between what you learn, why and how it is relevant to YOU personally both at the time and in the future
12:00 <Kynetic> mew where did you get a photo of elements penis?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I want a year of having to do any C languages
12:00 <Mew> he sent it to me
13:00 <STINKFIST> Mew, Jesus Christ that poor chicken
13:00 <Bastardly_One> this stuff is basically to refresh my memory
13:00 <Mew> so i guess he doesnt mind if its in main
13:00 <STINKFIST> now I know why free range is such a big deal
13:00 <Kynetic> lol
13:00 <STINKFIST> stunted little KFC fuckers
13:00 <STINKFIST> never had a chance
13:00 <Serenity> holy fuck
13:00 <Serenity> what the hell is that photo
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Serenity's reaction
13:00 <STINKFIST> popcorn chicken Sez
13:00 <Kynetic> at first i thought it was a baby kangaroo
13:00 <STINKFIST> Kynetic, for real
13:00 <Kynetic> then i realised it was elements penis
13:00 <STINKFIST> could be any zygote
13:00 <Serenity> it looks like a wilted carrot
13:00 <Serenity> wtf
14:00 <Maurice> What in the fuck is that
14:00 <Maurice> I cant compute
14:00 <STINKFIST> no need to
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <STINKFIST> 1 * 0 = 0
14:00 <Kynetic> i love how all the ladies come out 
14:00 <STINKFIST> and that's how much poon that cock will get
14:00 <Mew> hahaha
14:00 <Kynetic> when theres a pic of a penis put up
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, yeah *lol*
14:00 <STINKFIST> Sez is the best of ladies
14:00 <Maurice> 'ladies'
14:00 <STINKFIST> but hardly all
14:00 <STINKFIST> you fucking suck ups
14:00 <Mew> a little tingle happens in the moot
14:00 <Serenity> its Maurice and me youre talking about
14:00 <Kynetic> oh wait
14:00 <Mew> "somewhere.. there is a penis link right now"
14:00 <Kynetic> sorry. girls.
15:00 <Maurice> Thats way better than I hoped for
15:00 <Kynetic> dem phukken cunce who have vaginas n shit ay.
15:00 <johninja> Maurice is the ying to Serenitys yang
15:00 <Maurice> We mesh
15:00 <milk> "Hi milk, I'm just going to go ahead and vivisect you in the name of my superstition to make myself God. I will then go on to wipe out your entire species, you're ok with that aren't you mate?"
15:00 <Maurice> And if Cams tattoo is anything to go by, we mesh all over his chest
15:00 <Maurice> That kinda sorta doesnt rhyme
16:00 <johninja> its fine
16:00 <Kynetic> who cares so long as theres some meshing
16:00 <Kynetic> and youre both doing it
16:00 <STINKFIST> so
16:00 <STINKFIST> can we see some tits now?
16:00 <Serenity> We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
16:00 <STINKFIST> and now the kinds of tits that are proportional to that cock
16:00 <Maurice> We've seen each others boobs
16:00 <johninja> lol 
16:00 <Kynetic> true
16:00 <Kynetic> so i guess you can say things are pretty serious now huh?
16:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIEbrMXs20
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sonic Youth - Sugar Kane (Oct 6, 2009) 5:03 - Category: Music - 448,347 views - 2,869 likes (99.3%), 20 dislikes (0.7%)
16:00 <STINKFIST> you haven't seen mine
16:00 <STINKFIST> or else you'd be wearing a thick coat right now
16:00 <Serenity> Im about to ask Maurice to go steady with me
16:00 <Maurice> Well no, I meant Serenity and I
16:00 <STINKFIST> and doing pushups
17:00 <Maurice> We're up to hand holding
17:00 <STINKFIST> Sez, offering him your ring?
17:00 <Maurice> HIM
17:00 <Serenity> him..
17:00 <STINKFIST> that band sucks
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yet again
17:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:00 <Serenity> Maurice is a sexy lady kyle
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they sure do ... but ...
17:00 <Maurice> I don't get why people think I have a penis..
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what Serenity said
17:00 <STINKFIST> is that the gimmick?
17:00 <Maurice> Other than in my bedside
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact you've a male nick maybe?
18:00 <Maurice> Theres yelling and sirens outside and both my dog and cat are barking
18:00 <johninja> oh dear
18:00 <Mew> omg is it your dead neighbours
18:00 <Maurice> Piss off, its the french female equiv
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the dog barks?
18:00 <Maurice> LOL Mew
18:00 <Mew> IS IT LOL
18:00 <Serenity> when i was sezz i used to get called a man all the time
18:00 <Serenity> weirdos..
18:00 <Maurice> Lol nah, its not in my street
18:00 <doctor> it's easy for women to have a penis
18:00 <Serenity> never actually met a man called sezz
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the cat barks?
18:00 <STINKFIST> nope
18:00 <STINKFIST> Maurice is
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realised I typed dog
19:00 <Maurice> I went for a smoke before and a light was on in their front room, so at least one person is alive
19:00 <STINKFIST> and always has been, even in French
19:00 <STINKFIST> a dude's name
19:00 <doctor> for every bloke you sleep with, you own their penis
19:00 <Mew> i had penis inside me for 9 months
19:00 <Mew> wait maybe like.. 7 months
19:00 <Maurice> I had 3x 9 months
19:00 <Maurice> :(
19:00 <STINKFIST> I couldn't give a shit though, it's the internet, call yourself whatever you like
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:00 <Mew> is the penis there straight away though?
19:00 <STINKFIST> I am STINKFIST for fuck's sake
19:00 <Maurice> And if I add up the times I wasn't preg, I can't count that high
19:00 <Serenity> no mew
19:00 <Serenity> after about 14 weeks
19:00 <doctor> this penis attached to me isn't even mine
19:00 <Mew> ahhhhh
19:00 <Serenity> it turns into a distinct penis and testes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> all fetus start female
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah, you bunch of pussies
20:00 <Bastardly_One> morning brat <3
20:00 <STINKFIST> I saw Deftones play this week
20:00 <STINKFIST> it was good
20:00 <Serenity> shh everyone get your hot chocolate and marshmallows. Bastardly_One is gonna start story time about how babies are made
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget
20:00 <STINKFIST> I have tickets to NIN and QOTSA
20:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me
20:00 <STINKFIST> but I am going to get Gang of Four tickets too
21:00 <STINKFIST> because they're rad
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Stinky, am going for free ... and GoF ... free
21:00 <milk> Kant
21:00 <Bastardly_One> soundwave ... free
21:00 <STINKFIST> nice Bastardly_One
21:00 <Maurice> You know what I'm gonna get?
21:00 <STINKFIST> I don't have any connections
21:00 <Maurice> A fruit box, brb
21:00 <STINKFIST> but I have a well paid job
21:00 <STINKFIST> so I'll just buy tickets
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... obviously :D
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was supposed to see the Deftones
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but major fuckup ... on my end
22:00 <STINKFIST> and what costume shall the poor girl wear?  To all tomorrow's parties.
22:00 <Maurice> I'm going to see Dolly Parton and Mrs Browns Boys
22:00 <Maurice> Win
22:00 <milk> every 1000 years the Orcs steal an Elf child to sacrifice for their religion
22:00 <STINKFIST> sounds like there's a weak link in that chain Bastardly_One  ;)
22:00 <Serenity> not sure if im seeing anything this year
22:00 <STINKFIST> being the stand and end, I can avoid that :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Stinky, Birthday Party version of all tomorrow's parties?
22:00 <STINKFIST> start*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I've a lot of shit on
22:00 <STINKFIST> no, Nico and Velvet Underground
22:00 <doctor> milk, we don't sacrifice elf children anymore, they're not worthy of our gods. we use them as slaves
23:00 <Bastardly_One> can't afford the day and a bit to go to melbourne
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well, half one day and half the next
23:00 <STINKFIST> now that you mention it though, I have a lot of fucking versions of this song
23:00 <Bastardly_One> for about 2 weeks ... so Deftones ... out
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw Nico live
23:00 <Bastardly_One> suck that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> on her solo tour aeons ago
23:00 <STINKFIST> yeah, she is shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
23:00 <STINKFIST> even on Velvet Underground
23:00 <STINKFIST> I am thinking
24:00 <STINKFIST> if there wasn't Lou and Andy's cock in that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I disagree but there ya go
24:00 <STINKFIST> no fucking way
24:00 <STINKFIST> she might be alright solo
24:00 <STINKFIST> but she brings this type of music down big time
24:00 <STINKFIST> wb Tina
24:00 <STINKFIST> do you listen to Apoptygma Berzerk?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... but know of
25:00 <Bastardly_One> too much music not enough time
25:00 <Mew> would you like some making fuck apoptygma BERSERRRRKERRRR?
27:00 <Maurice> Wow, cockroach on my smoking bench, it's now in 23 pieces
27:00 <Maurice> Reflex kicked in
27:00 <johninja> another one bites the dust
27:00 <Serenity> i think ive got a codiene hangover
28:00 <Maurice> JUNKIE SLAG
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I've ever seen a roach in this city
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but they'd have to exist ... they do everywhere
28:00 <johninja> sometimes i like to pick ticks off the dogs and burn them to death while i smoke
28:00 <Serenity> i can understand why people become junkies if they feel how i felt about 2 hours ago
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you only see them when they're thirty and hungry
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *thristy
29:00 <johninja> they don't have ticks anymore though
29:00 <johninja> so kinda ruined that for me
29:00 <Mew> i lifted up a brick from round the back of our shed when i was a kid and there was a pure white cockroach under it
29:00 <STINKFIST> takes more than 2 hours to become a junkie Sez
29:00 <johninja> need more parasites to burn
29:00 <STINKFIST> :P
29:00 <johninja> i'm not sure about that
29:00 <Serenity> i didnt say it took 2 hours to become a junky
29:00 <johninja> about 5 minutes for morpheine
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a rude word around me
29:00 <Mew> http://www.whatsthatbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cave_cockroaches_malaysia_cxwong.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> morphine does nothing for me
30:00 <johninja> "holy shit this is great, give me moar"
30:00 <Serenity> well it didnt when i had it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I was off my face for hours on it after my lung op
30:00 <Bastardly_One> poor nurse ... he had to listen to me shit rave for hours
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Serenity> i had a morphine drip in hospital and it did nothing didnt even take the edge off
30:00 <Maurice> I've had 2 cockroaches up the leg of my pants and one in my hair over the years, they are no longer a match for my thong
30:00 <Maurice> I smash first, don't bother with questions later
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, my drip I used once I think
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was that smashed coming out of the op
31:00 <Mew> have any of you guys tried DMT?
31:00 <Serenity> oxycodone or contin whatever they gave me got me shit faced though
31:00 <johninja> haha
31:00 <johninja> that is pretty much the same thing
31:00 <Maurice> Oxycontin made me throw up blood
31:00 <johninja> strange
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's for cancer patients it's that strong
31:00 <Serenity> youd think the drip would do more
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oxy
32:00 <Serenity> considering its IV
32:00 <johninja> maybe one of the nurses filled the drip with water
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... the drip is usually adminstered in 1mg doses
32:00 <johninja> i know that's what id'e do
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
32:00 <Serenity> mine was 5
32:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it 10mg ... pissy amounts
32:00 <Serenity> every 15 mins
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah something like that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ok
32:00 <Serenity> i sat there watching the clock
32:00 <Bastardly_One> mine was when I felt like
32:00 <Serenity> cause i was in that much pain
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was too high to care
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor bastard
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I apologised to him the next time I saw him
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know when you're in recovery and they give you water?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm that out of it that by the time she goes to get a glass
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've skulled half the jug
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was having a great time
34:00 <STINKFIST> Sez
35:00 <STINKFIST> my mate had some surgery and got a box of oxycontin (which is time release oxycodone)
35:00 <Serenity> i didnt get water in recovery i was too busy being told what happened
35:00 <johninja> was sitting around one say and this guy is like "you want some of my morpheine?" i was like "yeah why not" 
35:00 <johninja> first and only time i have/will shoot up
35:00 <STINKFIST> we took a few each each, while drinking
35:00 <johninja> that shit is so addictive
35:00 <STINKFIST> off our faces
35:00 <Serenity> lol skyle
35:00 <Serenity> er
35:00 <Serenity> kyle..
35:00 <STINKFIST> old mate joined us later, wanted to know what was up with us
35:00 <STINKFIST> we told him
35:00 <STINKFIST> the dude went home and got the box
35:00 <milk> I really enjoyed my 10hr surgery
35:00 <STINKFIST> me and my mate had 4 each, 25mg
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
35:00 <Serenity> oh man
35:00 <STINKFIST> this other dude ate the least 8
35:00 <STINKFIST> pretty much in an hour
36:00 <STINKFIST> off the wall
36:00 <STINKFIST> was a slow motion night, awesome
36:00 <STINKFIST> but this dude had sore kidneys for a week
36:00 <Serenity> i had about 100mg of codiene just before and i was just off my dial
36:00 <Serenity> -.-
36:00 <Serenity> was only meant to have 30
36:00 <STINKFIST> codeine is rad
36:00 <STINKFIST> but like the oxys
36:00 <STINKFIST> unless you cold water extract, way too much paracetamol
36:00 <Serenity> oxys were good they knocked me out
37:00 <milk> the docs had this great plan, cut a bit off me to clone, then they could experiment and achieve victory
37:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9ohRa4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jesus And Mary Chain - Happy When It Rains (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:34 - Category: Music - 462,099 views - 2,522 likes (99.4%), 16 dislikes (0.6%)
37:00 <STINKFIST> I dunjo what it is
37:00 <STINKFIST> that sort of shit makes me social and energenic
37:00 <STINKFIST> but chill as
37:00 <STINKFIST> diazepan, xanax, oxy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah downers make you ... social
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I have trouble giving up pot ... same affect
38:00 <Mew> STINKFIST have you tried DMT?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> uppers make me quiet
38:00 <STINKFIST> I was a massively functional stoner
38:00 <Serenity> paracetemol wrecks my fun
38:00 <STINKFIST> me too Bastardly_One!
38:00 <STINKFIST> on the coke the other week
38:00 <Serenity> that shut makes you hurt if you have too much
38:00 <STINKFIST> instead of being a wanker
38:00 <STINKFIST> I was polite and asking other people's opinion
38:00 <STINKFIST> fucking what
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yep
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and look at me always stoned?
38:00 <STINKFIST> no Mew 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a prat ... awesome
38:00 <STINKFIST> but I don't usually use cough medicine either
38:00 <Mew> damn
39:00 <DemonsRun> Homeeeeee
39:00 <DemonsRun> Finally
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but a prat
39:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
39:00 <Serenity> only illegal drug ive done is weed.. and that barely counts
39:00 <STINKFIST> Bastardly_One, my mates who get onto the expensive stuff are all 10 years older than me
39:00 <STINKFIST> and not Australian
39:00 <Serenity> id try real mdma though
39:00 <STINKFIST> and love to smoke too
39:00 <STINKFIST> so they're chill
39:00 <STINKFIST> MDMA is awesome
39:00 <STINKFIST> really, awesome.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stinky, how old are you ... I'm 45 this year coming up
39:00 <STINKFIST> like nothing else
39:00 <Bastardly_One> OLD
39:00 <DemonsRun> Dusty <3
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt
39:00 <Serenity> thats what ive heard kyle
39:00 <STINKFIST> mate I just turned 30
39:00 <Serenity> but legit stuff
39:00 <Serenity> not the crap you get here in perth
39:00 <STINKFIST> Sez, makes you warm and tingly
40:00 <STINKFIST> and light footed like you can't trust your feet
40:00 <STINKFIST> you sit there grinning at your mates
40:00 <STINKFIST> not saying a word
40:00 <STINKFIST> just enjoying the vibe
40:00 <milk> why dont you just get it off silk road?
40:00 <STINKFIST> last time I got on it was in the middle of Darling Harbour
40:00 <Mew> one of my friends was talking about DMT the other day and she said it releases a chemical in your brain thats only released just before you die and maybe when you're born
40:00 <STINKFIST> on a busy night with fireworks and shit
40:00 <STINKFIST> hit a packed bar
40:00 <STINKFIST> but still comfortable, enjoying the scene
40:00 <STINKFIST> whereas some stuff makes you anti-social or uncomfortable in public
41:00 <Mew> and i asked pirate what it was like when he tried DMT and he just said it was intense and didnt want to give any info other than that
41:00 <Serenity> our of everyone i know who has tried mdma
41:00 <Mew> i think it was a bit too much for him
41:00 <Serenity> not one person has said its shit
41:00 <STINKFIST> if you really get MDMA
41:00 <STINKFIST> it is great fun
41:00 <Serenity> yeah the real stuff
41:00 <STINKFIST> good for about 4 hours
41:00 <milk> disco biscuits
41:00 <johninja> yeah DMT occurse naturally when you dream as well
41:00 <STINKFIST> but add it into something
41:00 <STINKFIST> not just doing it because you have it
41:00 <STINKFIST> make it a night out
41:00 <johninja> that is why some dreams are so fucking crazy
42:00 <STINKFIST> hit somewhere fun and enjoy it with music and lights and drinks and people
42:00 <STINKFIST> like acid
42:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8 
42:00 <Serenity> stop it man youre making me wanna go party
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Rogan talks about DMT (Sep 13, 2006) 9:59 - Category: Comedy - 3,616,868 views - 17,674 likes (97.3%), 489 dislikes (2.7%)
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <STINKFIST> should be "Joe Rogan talks about everything, cos Dana is paying"
42:00 <milk> why would you take a drug that makes you enjoy being pack arse raped?
42:00 <STINKFIST> ...
42:00 <Serenity> umm since when is mdma that?
42:00 <Mew> when i went to that strip club with my friend for our 22nd bday we had mdma before we had a lapdance
42:00 <Serenity> ...
42:00 <STINKFIST> does anyone know milk?
42:00 <Mew> so incredible
43:00 <STINKFIST> Mew, I bet man
43:00 <STINKFIST> or ma'am
43:00 <STINKFIST> whatever
43:00 <johninja> you don't enjoy that without drugs milk?
43:00 <Serenity> mdma is ecstasy.. its not fkn roeys..
43:00 <johninja> could have fooled me
43:00 <STINKFIST> these days most ecstasy has fuck all or no MDMA
43:00 <STINKFIST> changed from back in our good old days Sez
43:00 <Serenity> yeah kyle thats why i said 'real stuff' cause im not sure about over there
43:00 <Serenity> but no where here has real eccies
43:00 <Mew> these were caps
43:00 <STINKFIST> I was out with mates, we got 10 pills for $120
43:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmmmm
43:00 <Serenity> no one*
43:00 <STINKFIST> seems a good deal
43:00 <STINKFIST> but we got 20
43:00 <milk> johninja I'm not a police officer therefore I dont enjoy anale
44:00 <STINKFIST> and had 4-5 each
44:00 <STINKFIST> and it did half as much as a proper dose of anything good
44:00 <Excessive> gimmeh some doves or calis anyday
44:00 <Mew> i love it when you start feeling it in your arms and its like they weigh nothing
44:00 <johninja> perhaps you should join the force milk
44:00 <STINKFIST> mostly speedy shit
44:00 <johninja> i'm sure they could use someone with your abilitys
44:00 <Mew> then you stand up and you feel like you should run instead of walk cos walking isnt good enough
44:00 <milk> yeah dress up like myself and espouse the virtues of civilization
44:00 <Maurice> I loved everytime I took ecstasy
44:00 <STINKFIST> you could start with starting with logical thought milk 
44:00 <Serenity> i guess the only way to know is to cook it yourself lol or get a tester
44:00 <STINKFIST> it will probbaly go against most of your beliefs
44:00 <Maurice> I felt like I was floating a foot off the floor
45:00 <STINKFIST> but being able to progressively follow one belief to another may amaze you
45:00 <johninja> milk is an old fashioned street cop
45:00 <STINKFIST> all gut instinct
45:00 <STINKFIST> and the .38 snub
45:00 <johninja> he isn't afraid to go above and beyond the law to keep our streets safe at night
45:00 <STINKFIST> detective work is for pussies
45:00 <STINKFIST> BLAMMO
45:00 <johninja> shoot first ask questions later
45:00 <STINKFIST> questions?
45:00 <STINKFIST> commie
45:00 <johninja> well they look good on the reports
45:00 <STINKFIST> REPORTS?
46:00 <STINKFIST> Lieutenant is a pinko bastard
46:00 <STINKFIST> BLAMMO
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <STINKFIST> psycho killer, qu'est que ce
47:00 <milk> next you'll classify blonde hair dye and blue eye contacts
48:00 <simba> Bahahahahahahahahahaha.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
48:00 <STINKFIST> I don't get it
48:00 <johninja> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Utrecht_Moreelse_Heraclite.JPG/728px-Utrecht_Moreelse_Heraclite.JPG 
49:00 <johninja> i think he is saying how he will geneticaly profile aryans
49:00 <STINKFIST> well obviously there's no need to classify blonde hair and blue eyes outside of 'good guys' and 'german'
49:00 <STINKFIST> and obviously German is bad guy
49:00 <milk> it's ok STINKFIST, I'm going out on a limb here, but I would imagine every single chemist on the planet sells blonde hair dye and blue eye contact lenses
50:00 <johninja> go out on this limb 8=====D
50:00 <STINKFIST> milk, I couldn't say.  I also couldn't say how this is relevant to anything
50:00 <Serenity> im not sure any chemist in the world sells coloured contacts
50:00 <johninja> milk is a russian spy
50:00 <johninja> not a good one, but still
51:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9otg_Cm50RE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Siouxsie And The Banshees Spellbound (Dec 7, 2010) 3:19 - Category: Music - 931,527 views - 6,793 likes (98.9%), 74 dislikes (1.1%)
51:00 <STINKFIST> Two Russians look at cloud
51:00 <STINKFIST> one see potato, one see impossible dream dream
51:00 <STINKFIST> is same cloud
52:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8TEAOyc3k
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face (Aug 20, 2010) 4:14 - Category: Music - 780,456 views - 5,718 likes (98.7%), 75 dislikes (1.3%)
52:00 <milk> http://www.loreal-paris.co.uk/hair-colour/blonde.aspx
52:00 <milk> http://www.youknowit.com/online-shop/natural-blue-contact-lenses.cfm
53:00 <johninja> remember that time he pasted like 30 heroin links
53:00 <STINKFIST> Are you hating or complimenting my music Bastardly_One?
53:00 <gremlinz> http://i.imgur.com/Kc1Igz3.gif
53:00 <STINKFIST> Russian man steal bread to feed family
53:00 <STINKFIST> come home and family sent to Siberia!
53:00 <STINKFIST> Oh well, more bread for me says man
53:00 <STINKFIST> but bread have worm.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> making better choices for you STINKFIST :P
53:00 <johninja> lol gremlinz
54:00 <STINKFIST> I GOT THE SPIRIT
54:00 <STINKFIST> BUT LOSE THE FEELING
54:00 <johninja> that guy is pretty ninja
54:00 <johninja> his friend not so much
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School (Nov 29, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 307,903 views - 2,053 likes (98.6%), 30 dislikes (1.4%)
55:00 <STINKFIST> How many Russians take change lightbulb?
55:00 <STINKFIST> Only one.  Obtain lightbulb is hard part.  You have potato?
55:00 <simba> Bahahahahahahahahahaha.
55:00 <STINKFIST> WHEN SHE WENT DOWN TO THE WELL
55:00 <STINKFIST> Why is six afraid of seven?
56:00 <STINKFIST> because seven have many friend politburo
56:00 <johninja> simba is the new Shadowgate
56:00 <simba> whos the new simba
56:00 <beehhh> bad dreams come true i feel so alone gonna end up in big ol pile..them bone
57:00 <STINKFIST> Is dead dog is road.  Is dead Latvian in road.  What difference?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> simba ... click that link ... you'd like them
57:00 <johninja> hmm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> john could too
57:00 <STINKFIST> Dog have fur keep warm.  Also dog have freedom.  Also dog eat shit for pleasure not just survive.  So many difference!
57:00 <johninja> looks like we have a vacancy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
57:00 <simba> maybe
58:00 <Serenity> [10:57pm] <simba> whos the new simba - couluers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <johninja> we could probably get awolf to fill in for couluers, he seems to try pretty hard
58:00 <Serenity> then who to take his place
59:00 <Serenity> maybe student
59:00 <johninja> i'll ramp up the creep levels and fill in for awolf then
59:00 <Maurice> Its just sad how many spasticated gits there are
59:00 <simba> this sounds like triple j
59:00 <STINKFIST> What did one potato say to the other?
59:00 <STINKFIST> What is the foolery? Who have two potato?
59:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <simba> busted - thats what i go to school for
00:00 <johninja> i loved how this shit band from perth tried to have a go at JJJ for not playing their music
00:00 <johninja> but nobody else did either
01:00 <STINKFIST> confusion in her eyes it says it all, she's lost AustNET
01:00 <STINKFIST> and she's clinging to the nearest passer by, she's lost AustNET
01:00 <johninja> "you ruined our careers!" "yeah guys, you were kinda shit, probably best for everyone if you gave up the dream"
02:00 <Mew> <simba> busted - thats what i go to school for
02:00 <Mew> lol fuck off
03:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-yCg-0-baE
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grits - My Life Be Like (Ooh-Aah) with lyrics (May 9, 2007) 3:54 - Category: Music - 27,113,130 views - 86,554 likes (97.6%), 2,124 dislikes (2.4%)
03:00 <milk> is The Doctor still on JJJ?
03:00 <johninja> what is that? Some zany scifi show?
03:00 <STINKFIST> I hope not, unless he finally has a PhD
03:00 <STINKFIST> because that dude had his head up his arse
03:00 <STINKFIST> the hilarity was J
03:00 <STINKFIST> not the Dr
04:00 <simba> both bogans
04:00 <johninja> 1/2/14
04:00 <milk> that guy has some serious insecurity isues
04:00 <milk> s
05:00 <Mew> omg remember this
05:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP7SGnw0290
05:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/1780722_790887904272141_977517096_n.jpg 
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - Blazin' ( Full Version ) (Mar 18, 2010) 1:58 - Category: Music - 21,999 views - 108 likes (98.2%), 2 dislikes (1.8%)
05:00 <johninja> ahahahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lived with Jay
06:00 <simba> eso n bliss
06:00 <Bastardly_One> friends with that band ... they are bogans
06:00 <johninja> is there anyone in the music industry you havn't lived with at some point?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is :P
06:00 <Mew> i remember listening to that in year 9 in my friends hot pink corolla smoking weed out of an apple
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but I lived with him for 2yrs in Newtown in syd
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so there
06:00 <STINKFIST> if I wave my cock out my window
07:00 <johninja> ooh newtown
07:00 <STINKFIST> it lands in Newtown
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just a normal feral cunt
07:00 <beehhh> Mew is a 9yo in her mind
07:00 <johninja> home of angry lesbians and hipsters
07:00 <Mew> thats so hot STINKFIST
07:00 <STINKFIST> no way
07:00 <johninja> my mate lives there
07:00 <STINKFIST> Newtown is hexxy as now John
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it used to be home of the alternative scum
07:00 <Serenity> mann 300mm phillips head screw driver is the best back scratcher
07:00 <STINKFIST> used to be alternative
07:00 <johninja> if you don't know who the hispter is, it's probably you
07:00 <STINKFIST> now it still is
07:00 <STINKFIST> but alternatively cashed up
07:00 <STINKFIST> I am in Chippendale
08:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when chelmsford rd was the pits?
08:00 <johninja> is serenity sticking screwdrivers in her peehole again?
08:00 <Serenity> yes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I lived there ... on chelmsford Rd
08:00 <johninja> i thought she was supposed to be getting help for that
08:00 <STINKFIST> I am from QLD, so I don't remember much
08:00 <johninja> sheesh
08:00 <STINKFIST> except circa 2012
08:00 <Maurice> Did she ever stop
08:00 <STINKFIST> when the Cross was still the Cross
08:00 <Serenity> ill stick it in your pee hole
08:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone (Official Video) (Oct 29, 2009) 6:00 - Category: Music - 7,931,196 views - 43,530 likes (99%), 440 dislikes (1%)
08:00 <STINKFIST> all needles, whores and armed security
08:00 <STINKFIST> now it is all fucking boutique bakeries
08:00 <STINKFIST> and 2 evenings a week it gets seedy
10:00 <STINKFIST> oh Countess from Hong Kong
10:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1625686_10152182877774255_1527900184_n.jpg
10:00 <johninja> oh shri from vietnam
10:00 <johninja> i told her i was a spaceman
11:00 <STINKFIST> I always wanted her to go
11:00 <STINKFIST> time for some waters
12:00 <STINKFIST> got a hot date with the heavy stuff and the mirror that makes me look awesome lifting them in the morning
12:00 <johninja> waiter, theres a soup in my fly
13:00 <milk> you know the problem with going to the gym?
13:00 <johninja> there are a bunch of arrogant jocks there?
13:00 <beehhh> boil drain cook
13:00 <milk> there is ALWAYS a larger man who will rape you in the changerooms
14:00 <beehhh> fight dementia with food
14:00 <simba> boil drain cock
14:00 <johninja> and you are complaining/
14:00 <johninja> sheesh man
14:00 <Serenity> sheesh milk. Your life sure must suck
14:00 <johninja> even complains about free sex
14:00 <simba> the world is my gym
15:00 <johninja> chin up mate
15:00 <Serenity> right?
15:00 <Serenity> god
15:00 <Maurice> Where can I find these changerooms
15:00 <beehhh> target
15:00 <simba> ban
15:00 <STINKFIST> milk, I can promise you one thing about the gym
16:00 <STINKFIST> there will never be a bigger man than I raping you in the locker room
16:00 <doctor> you get lots of sex
16:00 <STINKFIST> I can promise you a second thing
16:00 <doctor> ^^
16:00 <STINKFIST> I'll use my own spit as lube 
16:00 <johninja> I have to wait in line, i'm not that tough
16:00 <beehhh> asian apple seed stud
16:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair, if I am in behind, the line starts at the front
16:00 <johninja> i see what you did there
17:00 <beehhh> every gal loves him like a king of arabia
17:00 <STINKFIST> and I can see what you did
17:00 <STINKFIST> that's why we high five
17:00 <doctor> When I went to the gym a few years back, I'd see all the 100kg body builders and shake my head. a thought would then ring, "I could rape that guy easy"
18:00 <doctor> mind you i was probably only 65kg at the time
18:00 <johninja> yeah just push him over, his arms are too big to be able to get up so he will flounder on the floor like an upturned beetle
18:00 <doctor> but it's good to have confidence
18:00 <johninja> then you move in for the kill
18:00 <doctor> lol
18:00 <simba> thats what i was thinking 
18:00 <STINKFIST> I get that a lot
19:00 <STINKFIST> 5 sessions a week, 3 are legs
19:00 <STINKFIST> most of the other dudes think I am insanre
19:00 <STINKFIST> minus the r
19:00 <beehhh> they should invent especial sleep bed like time machine
19:00 <johninja> they should invent a special fuck off beehhh machine
19:00 <The_Baron> ^^
19:00 <johninja> would be one of the most popular inventions ever
19:00 <STINKFIST> I already did
19:00 <STINKFIST> it's a combination of /ignore beehhh  3
19:00 <STINKFIST> and the immigration department
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
20:00 <STINKFIST> oh and Serenity 
20:00 <simba> Good.
20:00 <Serenity> im willing to lose my ops
20:00 <Serenity> worth it.
20:00 <The_Baron> hahahah
20:00 <STINKFIST> you won't lose shit
20:00 <STINKFIST> no one fucking comes here any more
20:00 <The_Baron> a collective sigh of relief was had by all
20:00 <johninja> "why did you ban that troll that was ruining the room for?"
20:00 <STINKFIST> so exactly what market are they pretending they're aiming for?
20:00 <simba> whos even there to monitor the ops anymore
20:00 <STINKFIST> everyone here knows everyone else and has had for years
21:00 <Serenity> only one left is stebie
21:00 <STINKFIST> they should be aiming at keeping people like me
21:00 <Serenity> mikey left us :(
21:00 <STINKFIST> who never fucking come any more
21:00 <STINKFIST> and mikey
21:00 <johninja> mikey is a handsome fucker eh
21:00 <STINKFIST> even though we were originals with you way back in like fucking 96 Sez
21:00 <simba> they dont have an aim STINKFIST 
21:00 <Serenity> hes cute as fuck
21:00 <STINKFIST> Mikey has mad stud
21:00 <johninja> like a gay robbie williams
21:00 <STINKFIST> poor taste in dudes though
21:00 <johninja> or..
21:00 <STINKFIST> he is all Zak Effron
21:00 <Serenity> well is he gay
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <johninja> just robbie williams
21:00 <STINKFIST> when he should be all K Rad
21:00 <johninja> yeah i know
22:00 <STINKFIST> (that's me)
22:00 <STINKFIST> Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you say
22:00 <johninja> * beehhh ([email protected]) has joined #brisbane
22:00 <johninja> <beehhh> i h8 ,eloburne
22:00 <STINKFIST> :)
23:00 <The_Baron> where the fuck is eloburne?!
23:00 <STINKFIST> Near Grenwich
23:00 <STINKFIST> Greenwich?
23:00 <STINKFIST> but they suck at keeping time
23:00 <The_Baron> Green Sandwich mmmmmmmmm
24:00 <STINKFIST> you like those ones John?
24:00 <Mew> theyre pretty mean about it
24:00 <simba> stebie sux
24:00 <milk> Blue Witches don't wear watches
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> cool milk
24:00 <johninja> want to be part of my rap crew?
25:00 <milk> do you work out?
25:00 <johninja> sometimes
25:00 <johninja> mostly just smoke weed and play videogames
25:00 <milk> play basketball?
25:00 <johninja> yeah dude
25:00 <STINKFIST> I saw you kickbox once
25:00 <johninja> are you tall?
25:00 <STINKFIST> you should put on 50kg
25:00 <STINKFIST> and we should spar
25:00 <johninja> we need a new power forward
26:00 <johninja> box out and get the rebounds
26:00 <milk> I like hanging out in a group with other men 
26:00 <johninja> don't pass to geoff, he is shit
26:00 <STINKFIST> fucking giraffes
26:00 <johninja> we just let him play because we feel sorry for him
26:00 <johninja> probably kick him out if you join
27:00 <milk> best thing about about hanging out with my mates and working out is raping emos who call us fags
27:00 <simba> i remember the only thing that the ops consistently banned for was rape jokes but even that is gone and now there is literally no moderation ~~~THIS IS ANARCHY~~
27:00 <johninja> "sorry dude, you can't play basketball, you spilled the bong on my mums carpet and your rap is getting a bit old, probably best for everyone if we went our seperate ways":
28:00 <STINKFIST> I was an op once simba 
28:00 <STINKFIST> I just banned dickheads for being dickheads
28:00 <STINKFIST> never got the arse for it
28:00 <STINKFIST> I think it was a good policy
28:00 <simba> why arent u an op
28:00 <STINKFIST> I got a life and let my nick re'reg
28:00 <STINKFIST> de'reg even
28:00 <doctor> it's vital for all men in some stage of their life to find the confidence that if ever the time arises, that he could defeat the terminator in a battle of fistycuffs
29:00 <simba> i love those people that have to uninstall irc to progress in life
29:00 <simba> cant u juggle a fucking chatroom with LIVING
29:00 <STINKFIST> I didn't uninstall anything
29:00 <STINKFIST> it suggests you need to plan not being on IRC
29:00 <STINKFIST> I just did shit
29:00 <STINKFIST> and when I came back my nick was out of date
29:00 <simba> no anti irc patches ?
29:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
30:00 <Saemon> OMFG
30:00 <STINKFIST> they came with sweet teets and I plastered them on and around my genitals
30:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One!!!
30:00 <Saemon> CM PUNK LEFT THE WWE!!!1
30:00 <Saemon> WTF!
30:00 <johninja> irc usually distracts me from doing other things like playing videogames
30:00 <doctor> i will now register STINKFIST if ever you were to take a leave of absence for more than 1 month
30:00 <johninja> so its good to catch up with that
30:00 <STINKFIST> doctor, might as well
30:00 <STINKFIST> one of the best known nicks on IRC
30:00 <STINKFIST> due to belonging to the fucking raddest cunt on IRC
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> stinky!
30:00 <johninja> who is STINKFIST lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
30:00 <STINKFIST> haters hate, but STINKFIST is forever
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ll cool j - haters
31:00 <doctor> yeah, i could, but i just can't pull off the whole STINKFIST. you're one of a kind
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
31:00 <STINKFIST> kind of you to say
31:00 <simba> that is a big up
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont make me shove a ramen burger up yo ass stinky
31:00 <Mew> you just have to get your elbow deep within the borderline
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw Mew just hates her situation yo
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
32:00 <STINKFIST> I like to think folks like you hold the banner
32:00 <STINKFIST> and generally hate on bee
32:00 <STINKFIST> and pieter
32:00 <STINKFIST> and other worthless cunts
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh would make for a good meal man
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> extra spicey
32:00 <STINKFIST> as long as you guys exist, STINKFIST is a dream worth upholding, but not a physical presence needing maintaining
32:00 <Mew> im quite content with my situation thanks pandas
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool mew :P
33:00 <STINKFIST> Mew knows.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> where do we sign up for stinkys pep talk
33:00 <STINKFIST> it may hurt a little but it's something you get used to
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
33:00 <simba> whos pieter is he new
33:00 <doctor> good STINKFIST, we've got gods to kill. we need a man like you
34:00 <The_Baron> but god is already dead
34:00 <STINKFIST> we killed him.
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh doc gets me hot
34:00 <doctor> His rotting corpse still lingers
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol~
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> pineapple tree~
34:00 <The_Baron> pissed in his eye and skull fucked him!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and what did she say?
35:00 <johninja> what does the box say?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> get paltrows head out?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
35:00 <STINKFIST> God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> TAXI
36:00 <Mew> boredoms not a burden anyone should bear
36:00 <STINKFIST> What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?
36:00 <johninja> god was the best programmer to ever exist
36:00 <STINKFIST> Nietzsche was a fucking genius
36:00 <johninja> also the worst
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker u just quote nietche
36:00 <STINKFIST> such sarcasm and irony blended into the world's singlemost challenge
36:00 <STINKFIST> and we are yet to rise up to it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> HUMAN SOUL ON FIRE
37:00 <STINKFIST> Is not the greatness of the deed too great for us indeed
37:00 <STINKFIST> Apparently we are not sufficient to the task of becoming Gods in and of ourselves
37:00 <STINKFIST> hence the festivals, games, and other fucking bollocks
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am scared, of myself and my mother - Capone
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like thaT
38:00 <STINKFIST> I am preaching to a choir of a few people capable of understanding, an army of dimwits and idlers
38:00 <STINKFIST> and this is better than I could ever expect in a wider public
38:00 <The_Baron> oh my god, the wank has really been turned up in here
38:00 <STINKFIST> Nietzsche was fortunate to be publlished
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> also
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> stinky
38:00 <The_Baron> arse*
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> unfortunate
38:00 <johninja> same thing really
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> to be misquoted
39:00 <STINKFIST> hope you didn't get a debt for that The_Baron!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> not by u
39:00 <johninja> "i call it 'poop'"
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off j3
39:00 <johninja> don't tell me to fuck off m8
39:00 <STINKFIST> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
39:00 <johninja> "waahhh that other guy doesn't agree with me, better tell him to fuck off"
39:00 <Mew> such obedience
39:00 <The_Baron> brb choppy chop chop
40:00 <Mew> did you give him a shmacko johninja?
40:00 <STINKFIST> love will tear us apart, again
40:00 <Mew> is that
40:00 <Mew> echo
40:00 <Mew> and the bunnymen
40:00 <STINKFIST> this one is for Bastardly_One 
40:00 <johninja> joy division
40:00 <Mew> ahhhh
40:00 <Mew> theyre both on the same soundtrack ive got
40:00 <simba> kim kardashian
40:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsOWNVkBhU0‎
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jesus and Mary Chain feat. Hope Sandoval - "Sometimes Always" (Feb 19, 2010) 2:33 - Category: Music - 79,744 views - 398 likes (97.8%), 9 dislikes (2.2%)
40:00 <Mew> i think its donnie darko actually
41:00 <STINKFIST> Hope Sandoval sounds like how I wish my sex sounded like
41:00 <doctor> Nietzsche is always great to read
41:00 <simba> that fucken Mad World song in donnie darko
41:00 <STINKFIST> Nietzsche says the things we think
41:00 <Mew> fukken ell
41:00 <STINKFIST> but are usually afraid to say out loud
41:00 <STINKFIST> for a variety of reasons
41:00 <STINKFIST> he is by far my favourite philosopher
42:00 <STINKFIST> although Machiavella, when taken in context, isn't too far behind relatively
42:00 <johninja> complicating the uncomplicated
42:00 <Maurice> What the hell is going on
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew
42:00 <Mew> yes pandas
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck my dick you failure fuck
42:00 <Mew> hahaha
42:00 <Maurice> Im a mixture of IRC, a book and a tv series
42:00 <simba> ban
43:00 <milk> ban em, ban em all
43:00 <STINKFIST> shiny shiny
43:00 <Mew> lets just let him go
43:00 <STINKFIST> shiny boots of leather
43:00 <johninja> i find most of my freinds have figments of my own personality
43:00 <STINKFIST> whiplash girl child in the dark
43:00 <Maurice> I love my shoes
43:00 <johninja> i like turtles
43:00 <johninja> hermit crabs are pretty cool too
44:00 <STINKFIST> that's deep johninja 
44:00 <Maurice> Same
44:00 <STINKFIST> the figment thing
44:00 <johninja> thanks
44:00 <doctor> I've always liked the great pessimists of philosophy, I still consider Nietzsche a pessimist. We have the stoics to thank for that
44:00 <STINKFIST> did you think of that?
44:00 <johninja> yeah
44:00 <Maurice> Ive lost the cat, hes gone awol
44:00 <STINKFIST> Nietzsche is the great optimist
44:00 <johninja> unfortunately i only deal with most in small doese though, some people seem to remain static while i often move
44:00 <milk> doctor you like Joseph Conrad?
44:00 <STINKFIST> his philosophy is all about throwing off the shackles of philosophical and moral oppression
44:00 <STINKFIST> and rising above
44:00 <johninja> then i come back to them
44:00 <johninja> not sure if just me or what
44:00 <STINKFIST> the uber mensch is massively inspiring
45:00 <STINKFIST> johninja, that's the beauty of that statement
45:00 <doctor> Not familiar with him milk, but I'll look into him
45:00 <STINKFIST> it is always relative to your own worldview
45:00 <milk> Heart of Darkness
45:00 <STINKFIST> Conrad is great
45:00 <STINKFIST> Heart of Darkness is average
45:00 <STINKFIST> but Lord Jim is exceptional
45:00 <STINKFIST> and given English isn't his native, he has a mastery over the high form the the language
46:00 <milk> not sure if to read Gormanghast next
47:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't heard of it
47:00 <STINKFIST> what's the premise?
47:00 <johninja> kind of into the whole concept of nothingness now http://www.buddhanet.net/e-learning/heartstr.htm 
47:00 <johninja> its an interesting one
47:00 <johninja> make perfect sense and none at all
48:00 <STINKFIST> good way of putting it I guess
48:00 <johninja> there is a better translation but would be too long for the room
48:00 <STINKFIST> they're all about nothing
48:00 <STINKFIST> but the nothing is everything
48:00 <doctor> You might like Emil Cioran milk
48:00 <STINKFIST> all around in fucking circles those Buddhists :P
48:00 <johninja> hahah yeah
48:00 <johninja> these people in this philosophy group are really struggling
48:00 <johninja> with the concept
48:00 <johninja> they think so litteraly
48:00 <STINKFIST> I often feel they have the philosophy of the natural elements
48:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah try n do somethin
48:00 <STINKFIST> but not of people
48:00 <Excessive> brb
49:00 <johninja> Body is nothing more than emptiness, 
49:00 <johninja> emptiness is nothing more than body.
49:00 <johninja> The body is exactly empty, and emptiness is exactly body.
49:00 <STINKFIST> existence is suffering
49:00 <johninja> it seems to be more about letting go this sutra
49:00 <johninja> letting go of desire
50:00 <johninja> There is no ignorance,
50:00 <johninja> and no end to ignorance.
50:00 <johninja> There is no old age and death,
50:00 <johninja> and no end to old age and death.
50:00 <johninja> There is no suffering, no cause of suffering,
50:00 <johninja> no end to suffering, no path to follow.
50:00 <johninja> There is no attainment of wisdom,
50:00 <johninja> and no wisdom to attain.
50:00 <STINKFIST> it assumes that contentment is attached to the static
50:00 <STINKFIST> and nothing is ever static and as such
50:00 <STINKFIST> contentment can never be attained
50:00 <STINKFIST> and just to be dicks, they spend their lives trying anyway
50:00 <johninja> once you lose the desire to be content then you start feeling content
50:00 <STINKFIST> beyond me man
51:00 <STINKFIST> but whatever floats your boat
51:00 <johninja> yeah
51:00 <STINKFIST> which is obviously a grand tenemant of the belief too
51:00 <STINKFIST> haha
51:00 <STINKFIST> the real problem with Buddhism, IMO, and all religions
52:00 <STINKFIST> is they rely on the actions of this time to be, to certain degrees of more or less, to be beneficial in the 'next life'
52:00 <johninja> ahh yes
52:00 <STINKFIST> whether it is heaven, reincarnation or whatever
52:00 <johninja> muslims are quite bad like that too
52:00 <STINKFIST> the whole premise is, you do whatever now, for whenever
52:00 <johninja> they seem to activly go out and try earn 'points' for god
52:00 <johninja> like life is a videogame
52:00 <STINKFIST> which is why I get into the moral relativists and Nietzsche and Machiavelli in particular
52:00 <johninja> and yeah buddhism has been corrupted by people too
52:00 <STINKFIST> they aren't saying 'be a cunt' for no reason
52:00 <The_Baron> shit happens - Some Cunt
53:00 <johninja> the buggha would be disgcusted to see people worshipping him
53:00 <johninja> ugh
53:00 <STINKFIST> they're saying there is a morality, and act within the bounds of, but it isn't the morality that society tries to constrict you by
53:00 <STINKFIST> for instance, don't NOT kill someone because the church/law says it is bad
53:00 <johninja> but thats how people are most times, they need something material to worship
53:00 <STINKFIST> don't do it because it IS bad
53:00 <STINKFIST> do things on your own virtue
53:00 <The_Baron> morality is relative to social constructs
54:00 <STINKFIST> no, perceived and insructed, institutionalised morality is relative to social constructs
54:00 <STINKFIST> morality is relative to personal belief
54:00 <doctor> Kill people all you like but remember there's only so many berries you can pick by yourself
54:00 <STINKFIST> as such it is absolutely personal and relative
54:00 <The_Baron> you'd like to think so
54:00 <STINKFIST> social mores on the other hand aren't
54:00 <STINKFIST> if that is the best you can do
54:00 <STINKFIST> go back to beating yourself with the arts degree
54:00 <The_Baron> I don't have a degree
55:00 <The_Baron> I'd wipe my arse with one either way
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <STINKFIST> doctor, that's definitely part of it
55:00 <STINKFIST> the other is basic Jesus syndrome
55:00 <STINKFIST> treat others as you want to be treated yourself
55:00 <johninja> we only do good things to satisfy our own conscience
55:00 <The_Baron> but the moral factors that matter are the ones society sets
55:00 <johninja> its quite selfish really
55:00 <STINKFIST> if everyone is thinking "I don't do this because if I do, others will too"
55:00 <The_Baron> unless u are not part of it of course
55:00 <STINKFIST> then you get social mores
55:00 <STINKFIST> it doesn't make it moral, it makes it convenient
56:00 <gremlinz> i got a degree
56:00 <The_Baron> you're "personal" morals can get you persecuted or even incarcerated
56:00 <gremlinz> 36.5 of em
56:00 <STINKFIST> The_Baron, well that's different, you're being practical now and not philosophical ;)
56:00 <gremlinz> :D
56:00 <The_Baron> that's the boundaries
56:00 <The_Baron> that there are laws
56:00 <STINKFIST> laws are different altogether
56:00 <STINKFIST> that is why morals and ethical codes exist
56:00 <STINKFIST> entirely outside laws
56:00 <The_Baron> but they set the parameters in what you can and can't do
57:00 <The_Baron> despite personal ethics and morals
58:00 <doctor> pragmatism could be subcategorized as a philosophy
58:00 <STINKFIST> should be the main category doctor !
58:00 <STINKFIST> but the reason philosophy continues to exist on its own is moral relativism
58:00 <STINKFIST> Good vs. Evil style
58:00 <doctor> And they'll never reach a conclusion
58:00 <STINKFIST> well there is no conclusion
58:00 <STINKFIST> because we are not pure logic machines
59:00 <STINKFIST> we all respond different to stimuli
59:00 <The_Baron> what would be the point then?
59:00 <STINKFIST> the only one constant is that might is right
59:00 <STINKFIST> point of wHAT?
59:00 <The_Baron> pure logic
59:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't matter either way
59:00 <STINKFIST> why does there need to be a point?
59:00 <The_Baron> shit's gonna happen
59:00 <STINKFIST> if we're able to think abstractly
00:00 <doctor> madness is key to the certain creative flare that we lack. milk is our prophet
00:00 <STINKFIST> why should there be a finite and concrete singulairity of consciousness? 
00:00 <doctor> maybe if we were ants
00:00 <STINKFIST> maybe we are :D
01:00 <The_Baron> when you look at the bigger picture, we're no more than ants
01:00 <STINKFIST> not really
01:00 <STINKFIST> we're able to look at the bigger picture
01:00 <STINKFIST> and the wider environment
01:00 <STINKFIST> they can't
01:00 <STINKFIST> we're yet to discover an existence which rivals our own in terms of technological advancement
02:00 <STINKFIST> which obviously puts a fair bit of merit into that being the yardstick of advancement
02:00 <johninja> heh just posted this like half hour ago
02:00 <johninja>  You could look at that the other way, our logic and reasons are how we give validity to our nothingness when we are merely a bunch of talking monkeys hurtling through space on an organic spaceship
02:00 <STINKFIST> but that is what we are looking for
02:00 <doctor> maybe our consciousness is just the excess of an evolutionary blunder
02:00 <STINKFIST> johninja, that's true, but the fact that we have the consciousness to realise/feel that logic and rationality is required is what separates us from other existences
03:00 <STINKFIST> it doesn't make us better, or right, just different
03:00 <The_Baron> that's about it
03:00 <STINKFIST> doctor, most likely
03:00 <STINKFIST> but that's no reason not to explore the possibilities to any and all possible conclusions
03:00 <STINKFIST> in my opinion anyway
03:00 <The_Baron> ^^^
03:00 <The_Baron> spot on
03:00 <doctor> of course, we may as well do something with our time
04:00 <johninja> yeah it was more about this chick saying that logic and reason are an absolute
04:00 <STINKFIST> they're absolute mathematically
04:00 <STINKFIST> but when chicks are talking logic
04:00 <STINKFIST> they're never talking maths
04:00 <johninja> 400 years ago they imprissoned a guy for saying the sund didn't revolve around the earth
04:00 <STINKFIST> they're talking shit
04:00 <johninja> that was logical at the time
04:00 <STINKFIST> no it wasn't
04:00 <STINKFIST> it was political
04:00 <johninja> yes it was
04:00 <johninja> no
04:00 <STINKFIST> and the same shit happens now with shampoo at the airport
04:00 <johninja> religious maybe
05:00 <johninja> t was tied back to the bible story
05:00 <STINKFIST> the Vatican has ALWAYS been a political entity 
05:00 <johninja> him saying that rendered part of the bible void
05:00 <johninja> so therefore he must be wrong
05:00 <STINKFIST> the idea of the Earth revolving around the Sun pre-dates Christianity
05:00 <johninja> and?
05:00 <johninja> of course
05:00 <STINKFIST> no, him saying that the bible is wrong was him saying that the Church was wrong
05:00 <johninja> that isn't the point i was maing
05:00 <STINKFIST> as the church was God's will on earth
05:00 <johninja> it is about how our logic can be a trap
06:00 <johninja> because it isn't always true
06:00 <STINKFIST> logic will be true
06:00 <STINKFIST> if you have all the facts
06:00 <johninja> it can be
06:00 <johninja> not an absolute though
06:00 <STINKFIST> and the fact is, it was political interest, no truth that drove this
06:00 <johninja> things are in a sonstant state of change
06:00 <johninja> *constant
06:00 <johninja> how can i say for sure what will happen tommorow?>
06:00 <johninja> sure my logic says the sun will rise
07:00 <johninja> one day it won't though
07:00 <STINKFIST> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocentric_model
07:00 <STINKFIST> well and truly pre-dates the Church
07:00 <johninja> yeah i know man
07:00 <johninja> the mayans knew that
07:00 <STINKFIST> so the logic was fine
07:00 <STINKFIST> it was never a logic issue
07:00 <STINKFIST> it was a political issue
07:00 <johninja> it was though
07:00 <STINKFIST> and religion has NEVER been a Papal issue
07:00 <johninja> because the logic changed
07:00 <STINKFIST> it has always been political
07:00 <johninja> that isn't true man
07:00 <STINKFIST> logic can never change
07:00 <The_Baron> no shit
08:00 <STINKFIST> it is always a rational model
08:00 <STINKFIST> people can lie to you and spin the dialectic
08:00 <milk> melted gold dust and sand
08:00 <STINKFIST> but it doesn't change the rational logical model
08:00 <johninja> logic is a state of mind where we think we have absolute truths
08:00 <johninja> but we fool ourselves
08:00 <The_Baron> brb
08:00 <STINKFIST> I am not getting metaphysical
08:00 <milk> all thought is self deception
08:00 <STINKFIST> if we assume that existence is as we perceive it
08:00 <STINKFIST> in terms of the physical world
09:00 <STINKFIST> then logic is a rational progression
09:00 <STINKFIST> no way the Catholics were getting Buddhist
10:00 <johninja> no dictator wants to lose his power
10:00 <doctor> looks like there's no answers to the questions we ask. the only solution is to go extinct
10:00 <johninja> but i still don't think you can say it's entirly r always has been about something
10:00 <johninja> there have been good popes too
10:00 <STINKFIST> it's all relative
10:00 <STINKFIST> good compared to the shit ones
10:00 <johninja> no
11:00 <johninja> the current pope
11:00 <STINKFIST> good in terms of religion but still put 20 of their nephews into red hats
11:00 <johninja> is quite good
11:00 <STINKFIST> there was no governance on popes until the 20th century
11:00 <STINKFIST> and that leaves multiple hundreds of cunts
11:00 <STINKFIST> before the last 4
11:00 <johninja> so
11:00 <johninja> still not 100%
11:00 <STINKFIST> so
12:00 <STINKFIST> doesn't change the fact it is all political
12:00 <johninja> there you go with the all again
12:00 <STINKFIST> why do they still stand against homosexuality and contraception?
12:00 <milk> doctor, well you can be nihilistic, but why did god make huffing spray paint good for you then?
12:00 <STINKFIST> it isn't mentioned in the bible at all
12:00 <johninja> do not covet thy neighbours ass
12:00 <johninja> it is though
12:00 <STINKFIST> yup, not a commandment
12:00 <STINKFIST> and no, no it isn't
12:00 <johninja> something about when a man lays with another man he should be stoned
12:00 <STINKFIST> ah, the old something about
12:00 <johninja> are you SURE man?
12:00 <STINKFIST> the Church can't back it up
13:00 <STINKFIST> why could you?
13:00 <johninja> Leviticus 20:13
13:00 <johninja> Viewing the King James Version. Click to switch to 1611 King James Version of Leviticus 20:13.
13:00 <johninja> If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
13:00 <johninja> there you go mate
13:00 <johninja> :)
14:00 <STINKFIST> how familiar are you with the King James version of the New Testament?
14:00 <johninja> i don't really read the bible
14:00 <johninja> still seem to know what is in it more than you
14:00 <johninja> odd
14:00 <milk> it's a heavy blunt object
14:00 <STINKFIST> not sure how you figure that
14:00 <STINKFIST> start here
14:00 <STINKFIST> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_homosexuality
15:00 <johninja> as for contraception
15:00 <johninja> i forget what that was
15:00 <johninja> it is specificaly catholic for some reason
15:00 <STINKFIST> you tell me
15:00 <STINKFIST> you're the bible scholar here
16:00 <STINKFIST> Leviticus 20:14 'No frangers when you rape dudes'\
16:00 <doctor> <milk> it's a heavy blunt object
16:00 <johninja> ahh
16:00 <johninja> sex should only be for pro-creation
16:00 <johninja> that was it
16:00 <STINKFIST> where does it say that?
16:00 <BlackDevil> kyle
16:00 <BlackDevil> love
16:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6d_1391153722
16:00 <STINKFIST> yes darlink
16:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: That laugh! (Date: Jan-30-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 21794 - Played: 20279
17:00 <milk> you blokes settle this with pistols at dawn
17:00 <Mew> Neither shall you lie with any animal to defile yourself with it: neither shall any woman stand before an animal to lie down with it: it is perversion.
17:00 <johninja> Genesis 38 
17:00 <johninja> 6 And Judah took a wife for Er his first-born, and her name was Tamar. 
17:00 <johninja> 7 But Er, Judah's first-born, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. 
17:00 <johninja> 8 Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife, and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." 
17:00 <johninja> 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife he spilled the semen on the ground, lest he should give offspring to his brother. 
17:00 <johninja> 10 And what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD, and he slew him also. 
17:00 <Mew> all them girls on facebook with their dogs are in trub
18:00 <STINKFIST> lol, even the Catholic church doesn't support Genesis any more
18:00 <johninja> you said it wasn't in the bible
18:00 <STINKFIST> not sure what fucking your brothers wife has to do with contraception though
19:00 <simba> r u guys trying to out bible each other
19:00 <johninja> yes
19:00 <STINKFIST> let me get this right
19:00 <STINKFIST> you've just quoted a passage
19:00 <simba> he dies in the end lol
19:00 <STINKFIST> where a dude wouldn't blow wad in his brother's wife
19:00 <STINKFIST> and therefore give fatherage to his own sons
19:00 <STINKFIST> who would legally be his brothers
19:00 <STINKFIST> and god slew him for that
20:00 <johninja> apparently so
20:00 <STINKFIST> a) nothing to do with contraception
20:00 <STINKFIST> b) God can go fuck himself
20:00 <BlackDevil> you didnt watch it kylie
20:00 <STINKFIST> I did Jon
20:00 <STINKFIST> not sure I get it though
20:00 <STINKFIST> first dude standing, 2nd wasn't
20:00 <STINKFIST> was funnier before the 2nd dude went down
20:00 <BlackDevil> 1st guy wasnt standing
20:00 <BlackDevil> still sitting
21:00 <STINKFIST> he saw it coming
21:00 <STINKFIST> he was all prepared
21:00 <BlackDevil> apparently grem posting this http://i.imgur.com/Kc1Igz3.gif
21:00 <STINKFIST> johninja, the greatest bane of the Catholic church is not kiddy fiddling, it is the prevalence of AIDS amongst its congregation
21:00 <STINKFIST> yet they STILl go against contraception
22:00 <STINKFIST> not because there is any biblical reason
22:00 <STINKFIST> but because they have been against in the past and any change, no matter how small
22:00 <STINKFIST> gives the opportunity for other change to be pushed for
22:00 <STINKFIST> it is fucking pathetic
23:00 <STINKFIST> anyway, night night darlings
27:00 <simba> Go on. Leave.
27:00 <BlackDevil> Marvin Gaye's Ex-Wife Anna Gordy Gaye Dies -- Dead at 92
28:00 <johninja> wow was he still raging becaus ei proved him wrong?
28:00 <johninja> :(
28:00 <johninja> must hurt a lot
28:00 <johninja> poor ego
28:00 <simba> who
28:00 <simba> i think he was just going 2 bed
28:00 <johninja> ih
29:00 <simba> i feel like angryman gets a bit sadder every time he leaves tho
29:00 <johninja> gtting sick of debating this chick anyways
29:00 <johninja> she takes everything litteraly and now even is taking it personaly
29:00 <simba> kyle?
29:00 <johninja> nah on facebook
29:00 <simba> oh Marvin Gaye
30:00 <johninja>  to believe we are nothing is the most sorry attitude we encounter. We are important to each other and in our talents. Choose to participate or not, but dont tell me we dont have something worthwhile to share somewhere.
32:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140130/acid_picdump_10.jpg
36:00 <johninja> haha
36:00 <johninja> apparently they had to take that down
36:00 <johninja> i think buhhda would hav eliked it
37:00 <johninja> not a guy to take himself too seriously
39:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/7a0f06f098c90899c2bf578b0d0ed8d0/tumblr_n08u50SO0L1t6s1k6o1_500.jpg
39:00 <simba> BIG MONKEY LOVERS
41:00 <johninja> love me some big monkey
44:00 <simba> tRaNsfEr DeAdLiNe DaY
44:00 <simba> west ham got teh napoli left back Aemero
44:00 <simba> is he good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> .
47:00 <Excessive> right .......... that's "that" monkey dealt with
48:00 <johninja> i'm not sure man
48:00 <xm> oh i missed a religious discussion
48:00 <johninja> you did xm
48:00 <johninja> it was a pretty good one
48:00 <xm> that would be the first time #melb would see me serious
48:00 <xm> i cant read it all, gone out of the buffer
48:00 <xm> summarize?
49:00 <johninja> oh geeze 
49:00 <xm> that is the main point of contention
49:00 <johninja> it covered a bit too much and got sidetracked then sidtracked again
49:00 <Bastardly_One> summary ... Stinkfist was right and everyone else was wrong
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet
49:00 <johninja> ^
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> yep
49:00 <johninja> until he was proved wrong
49:00 <xm> how did a religious discussion even start here
49:00 <xm> u gais suck. make me open large log files
50:00 <johninja> hmm well
50:00 <johninja> it went from neitche to bhuddism
50:00 <The_Baron> how does anything ever start on the internet
50:00 <The_Baron> boredom
50:00 <The_Baron> in my case, too lazy to masturbate
51:00 <xm> let's both go on chatroulette and keep clicking until we find each other, The_Baron 
51:00 <xm> the odds are slim, but that just makes it even more fun
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently napped during it
51:00 <Excessive> tis nais to be able to block IP's in zah modem
52:00 <Bastardly_One> try english
52:00 <Excessive> thinkin I might've jus gotten that shit fixed
52:00 <The_Baron> oh xm, you had me at chatroulette
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, the ddos-ing ip
52:00 <Bastardly_One> i meant the way you type
52:00 <Bastardly_One> never mind
54:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/32Js2Ef5Ojg
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Into the Wild - Rise (Eddie Vedder) (Oct 5, 2008) 2:34 - Category: Music - 8,135,773 views - 21,730 likes (98.9%), 247 dislikes (1.1%)
54:00 <Excessive> he can fckn try his proxies now all he wants, I'll jus add every single one .......... he's bound to run out of proxies or rather jus give up
54:00 <Mew> is he still doing it?
54:00 <Excessive> aye
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you know it's him?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and not something you've gotten into accidently mining?
55:00 <Excessive> who else does shit like that?
55:00 <Excessive> nah mining has nothin to do with ddos
55:00 <Mew> he was in here earlier today
56:00 <Excessive> it's a TPG IP
56:00 <Excessive> that the shit comes from
56:00 <Excessive> I have it in my modem logs
56:00 <Excessive> I looked it up
56:00 <Excessive> sent a complaint to TPG 3 days ago
56:00 <Mew> have you got the one from today?
56:00 <xm> i once write a 10,000 word essay on homosexuality
56:00 <xm> but that's about it
57:00 <xm> all the same arguments come up all the time it gets boring
57:00 <xm> so i never looked back into it again
57:00 <Excessive> nothin happened so I tried to ring TPG abt it but too late, they're only there till midnite
57:00 <simba> you called TPG re: pollock?
57:00 <Excessive> I'll ring tomoz and try n have that IP suspended
58:00 <Excessive> Mew, it's 14.200.134.81, has been for like 3 days now, he's got it on an hourly timer ......... the ddos
59:00 <BlackDevil> there are no proxies coming on
59:00 <Bastardly_One> talk to BlackDevil in pm
59:00 <BlackDevil> he has
59:00 <BlackDevil> bro
59:00 <Excessive> simba, yes
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
59:00 <Mew> its been the tpgi one lately
00:00 <Bastardly_One> given you anything BlackDevil?
00:00 <simba> just leave irc before you start another boring saga with pollock you bloody beagle clone
00:00 <BlackDevil> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391181920292.jpg
00:00 <Excessive> simba, fck up, I never spoke to him
00:00 <Excessive> don't know him
00:00 <Excessive> donno y he's at me
01:00 <simba> cos u r weak
01:00 <simba> u r going around calling TPG just leave 4 a while
01:00 <Excessive> like I said u donno me
01:00 <brainz> DDOS from a single IP no way
01:00 <Excessive> so ye
01:00 <brainz> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> brainz, I've kept out of it since it started
02:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391181439131.jpg
02:00 <johninja> how did pollock get your IP?
02:00 <Excessive> donno johninja
02:00 <johninja> yeh
02:00 <brainz> i know what you mean Bastardly_One
02:00 <johninja> there are ways but
02:00 <johninja> i really doubt its him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the assumption this time is amazing
02:00 <brainz> haha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not capable anyway
03:00 <johninja> awold tried a good one on me the other day lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he can knock you off irc with some bots
03:00 <Excessive> Lwaxan spoke to me abt 4 days ago regarding 4 proxies that connected usin my nick and ident
03:00 <johninja> set up a fake webpage to get my IP
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wow ... anyone can flood anyone
03:00 <The_Baron> pretty much
03:00 <simba> another paranoid drunk blaming pollock for his gay connection
03:00 <johninja> lasted for like 5 seconds until i hit disconnect and recconect and got a new one
03:00 <johninja> must have hurt a little
03:00 <brainz> yeah as i was going to say a bot farm and DNS amplification yeah
03:00 <brainz> possible
03:00 <brainz> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, the way you've described it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> is one IP with bots attacking your modem ...
04:00 <Bastardly_One> correct?
04:00 <brainz> haha
04:00 <brainz> simple solution block tht IP
04:00 <brainz> that*
04:00 <brainz> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how many roughly per session ... let's say it's bots
04:00 <Excessive> fckn
04:00 <Excessive> [DOS Attack] : 1 [ACK Scan] packets detected in last 20 seconds, source ip [14.200.134.81]
04:00 <Excessive>  Saturday, Feb 01,2014 02:42:54
04:00 <xm> Excessive: was cooltunes running from your box?
05:00 <brainz> you know cisco routers have built in DDOS protection
05:00 <brainz> lol
05:00 <Excessive> one of my machines xm yes
05:00 <johninja> is there a way to block all proxies from that dress?
05:00 <johninja> say 14.*
05:00 <xm> that might have been a channel topic at one stage
05:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
05:00 <Excessive> yes I jus blocked that IP in my modem
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so they got him through his media server
05:00 <Excessive> seems to have stopped
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting
05:00 <brainz> block the netblock
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not an irc script kid
06:00 <BlackDevil> im not a script kid
06:00 <johninja> probably something to do with your bitcoin mining
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon whatever shads has got passed onto your media server
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons pollock has been hacking him for about a month
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt has a virus
06:00 <Excessive> I've redone the machines lol
06:00 <johninja> shads thought wild_turkey was hacking him for ages too
06:00 <Excessive> formatted em n all still same shit
07:00 <johninja> that guy told me he was going to get an book on hacking from thelibrary
07:00 <johninja> not something someone who can hack does
07:00 <xm> wild_turkey wouldnt even be able to hack an unpatched copy of windows 95 running in Iran
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
07:00 <Excessive> so like I thought from the start, had nothin to do with my machines
07:00 <brainz> xm i dont know
07:00 <brainz> his not to bad these days
07:00 <brainz> lol
07:00 <xm> he's a nice guy but ive seen his work on here
07:00 <xm> terrible
07:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could sit in from of your router for 10 mins
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well less ...
08:00 <johninja> lol i duno why he raged so hard at brat
08:00 <johninja> he's alright with me too
08:00 <johninja> just flips out on chicks
08:00 <xm> who is brat?
08:00 <johninja> that DemonsRun
08:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressofMayhem/DemonsRun
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Brat
08:00 <xm> ah yeah thought i heard that name somewhere
09:00 <BlackDevil> borat
09:00 <johninja> lol that got old quick hey
09:00 <johninja> borat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the dictator did too
09:00 <The_Baron> ....yeah
09:00 <brainz> the only thing i would be worried about is if a how lot of random nicks started joining all channels on all of the austnet servers and leaf servers
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but the Dictator was at least funny
09:00 <brainz> now that would be a sight to be seen
09:00 <brainz> whole*
10:00 <xm> most of his movies were great
10:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/q71/1798256_281059048714331_249742622_n.jpg 
10:00 <brainz> and all of the nick came from different ips
10:00 <xm> i loved the unPC stuff in The Dictator...even though he's liberal himself
10:00 <brainz> lol
10:00 <brainz> nicks*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, I think that's why I enjoyed it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Wii game bit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <xm> haha yeah
11:00 <Fatty> enter the darkside brainz
11:00 <xm> if he weren't Jewish he'd never hear the end of it
11:00 <brainz> i have
11:00 <johninja> indeed
11:00 <brainz> but i choose not to go there very often
11:00 <brainz> every now and then
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, how he got away with that movie in hindsight
12:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
12:00 <xm> he's good friends with Michael Moore you know
12:00 <xm> although i havent heard of anything from Moore for ages
12:00 <johninja> he was going out with some aussie chick
12:00 <johninja> not sure if still is
12:00 <Bastardly_One> be thankful
12:00 <xm> yeah Fischer ?
12:00 <johninja> yeh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Mike Moore became a fuckwit
12:00 <xm> i thought they got married
12:00 <The_Baron> still is with isla fisher
12:00 <johninja> yeah that doesn't mean a lot these days
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought he married isla
12:00 <brainz> off course to enter the darkside you need protection
12:00 <brainz> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're your normal couple
13:00 <Excessive> anyways the ddos doesn't affect the downstream, it doesn't disconnect me, jus the upstream, it kicks ppl off the media server when they're streaming
13:00 <johninja> Crack-smoking mayor defends Bieber
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <johninja> :please stop defending me man"
13:00 <xm> it could be a rival from the oldskool rave scene, jealous of your music warez
14:00 <Bastardly_One> It's not Pollock
14:00 <johninja> it's chinese kids trying to steal your bitcoins
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not designed to annoy you
14:00 <The_Baron> lol
14:00 <johninja> "me lucky charms!"
14:00 <xm> how many people can your media server support concurrently at max Excessive ?
14:00 <Excessive> errrr in one instance, jus wat dsl2+ can handle upstream
14:00 <johninja> oh wow shakira and rhianna have a vid
15:00 <brainz> i was invited to part take in a massive DDOS attack, but i had to decline stating that i was not protected enough
15:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k#t=0 
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shakira - Can't Remember to Forget You ft. Rihanna (Jan 30, 2014) 3:29 - Category: Music - 5,337,276 views - 163,704 likes (94.6%), 9,273 dislikes (5.4%)
15:00 <brainz> as in Private VPN
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she's good in this
15:00 <brainz> the old ION Cannon
15:00 <Excessive> and it's no1 from usin the media server or else they would scan the media server port and not jus the IP on its own re:port 80
15:00 <xm> brainz people dont care about that sort of info here. had you said "i was once invited to take part in a massive bukkake..." it would have been better
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and hot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> rhianna that is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie and Clyde (feat. Rihanna) (May 12, 2011) 2:54 - Category: Comedy - 40,969,570 views - 204,745 likes (97.9%), 4,367 dislikes (2.1%)
16:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One lived with rhiannon and chris brown for two weeks
16:00 <johninja> didn't work out
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
16:00 <brainz> xm! either way, you think i care for such comments
16:00 <johninja> :p
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not my fault I've got around
17:00 <Fatty> ph34r the dakside
17:00 <Fatty> we are watching
17:00 <Fatty> big brother style
17:00 <johninja> calm down emo
18:00 <brainz> most of you are mere "text on a screen" and not much more
18:00 <Fatty> video is the future brainz
18:00 <Fatty> to bad if ur camera shy
18:00 <johninja> this is pretty cool 
18:00 <johninja> this vid
18:00 <Bastardly_One> still a classic ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) (May 7, 2011) 0 - Category: Comedy - 119,064,236 views - 623,001 likes (97.8%), 14,301 dislikes (2.2%)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the tale
19:00 <Bastardly_One> of captain jack sparrow
19:00 <xm> brainz: you are more than text on a screen to me. im blind and feeling all your text through my fingers... you could say...i feel what you're sayin
19:00 <Bastardly_One> is that so xm?
19:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1653834_10151859121927217_1161247218_n.png 
19:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
20:00 <Excessive> y teh fck would I click that Bastardly_One, 14,301 dislikes ..........
20:00 <johninja> only 2.2% though
21:00 <johninja> so ytou wouldn't click it because a tiny minority disaproved 
21:00 <johninja> interesting
21:00 <johninja> how do you feel about halal products?
21:00 <xm> i am the 97.8%
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they did one song I find actually clever rather than straight out american in your face humour
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Threw It On The Ground (Jul 25, 2011) 2:48 - Category: Comedy - 62,183,448 views - 413,407 likes (97%), 12,945 dislikes (3%)
22:00 <Mew> brit humour ftw
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the cell phone bit
23:00 <BlackDevil> i busted a nut on you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> about getting a call and it's from his dad "my dad aint a cell phone maaaaaaaaaaan"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh whatever he says
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but that bit is kind of clever
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this ... The_Baron and I would sing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga) (May 26, 2011) 3:08 - Category: Comedy - 57,711,571 views - 261,143 likes (97.7%), 6,138 dislikes (2.3%)
25:00 <Fatty> rub my nipples johninja
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the three part clips/songs Lonely Island and JT did are awesome
25:00 <The_Baron> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know it?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if not watch it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll agree
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <The_Baron> nah watchin now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until the middle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see
26:00 <The_Baron> oh it's a sequel to mother lover
27:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a sequel to Dick in a Box
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Mother Lover I mean
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the middle though
27:00 <The_Baron> troo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for it
27:00 <The_Baron> that brick mobile lol!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... wait though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fellas to impress a chick do the
28:00 <xm> this Jack Sparrow is legit good
28:00 <xm> mostly because of Bolton
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hellicopter dick
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and all of that was ok ... coz it's in a 3way
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to put up mother lover now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> specifically for xm
28:00 <Bastardly_One> classic song
29:00 <The_Baron> lol
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah that was pretty funny
29:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake) (Apr 19, 2011) 3:11 - Category: Comedy - 58,806,817 views - 247,601 likes (97.5%), 6,245 dislikes (2.5%)
29:00 <xm> you know that scene where Bolton is wearing animal print and holding the baby
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the lyrics
29:00 <xm> he looks like Jessica Parker there
29:00 <xm> or ... she looks like Bolton in drag
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the erin whatsherface
29:00 <The_Baron> brb
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but skip 3way
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and go to mother lover
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a classic
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the chorus
31:00 <johninja> so she said "proove to me that nothing exists"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pushing that lady, where you came out as a baby, no doubt this shit is crazy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' each other's muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuums
31:00 <xm> lol
31:00 <xm> this song
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a pefect plan for mother's day ... they'll have to name this all up under the covers day
32:00 <xm> i thought they only had 3 songs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and while you're in my mother make me another brother
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
32:00 <The_Baron> you spaz
33:00 <Bastardly_One> more like 3 albums full
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one that you have to watch
33:00 <Bastardly_One> only goes a min
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not bad
33:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta remember the title now
34:00 <Fatty> Theres a Cumstain on my monitor of fuck it oh fucl it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's one of those best off having the lyrics ... hence I say watch
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha @ this ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr9y40F3qu4
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lonely Island - SPELL IT OUT (Jun 5, 2013) 1:16 - Category: Comedy - 3,296,991 views - 34,292 likes (95.4%), 1,660 dislikes (4.6%)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun
35:00 <xm> good thing there are no ads with these vids
35:00 <Bastardly_One> once you work it out
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just spell it out
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you too The_Baron
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and john if he wants
35:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun ... it's so stupid when you work it out
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you what it says if you want
36:00 <Bastardly_One> DUDE THA THA S SEX WITH PIGS FOR MONEY­ BUT ONLY AS A SIDE THING RIGHT NOW, I'­M JUST SHORT ON CASH AND HAVE IRONS IN­ THE FIRE BUT IN THIS ECONOMY IT'LL HA­VE TO DO MY NAME IS ...LENNY?
36:00 <xm> should i write a comment and say this is a verse from the Koran?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol go on
36:00 <xm> nah, i enjoy my head where it's currently attached
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this is not funny ... listen to it though ... it's true
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think everyone that likes music would agree with this song
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN and SEAN COMBS and PAUL RUDD) (Jun 11, 2013) 3:00 - Category: Comedy - 9,859,250 views - 80,776 likes (94.1%), 5,077 dislikes (5.9%)
37:00 <xm> they get paid to do this for a living. lucky bastards
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the have a motherfuckin' baby bit
39:00 <xm> americans are generally terrible with satire
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the second verse is just ... stupid
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
39:00 <xm> but these guys are good
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're very hit and miss now though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of running out of ideas I think
40:00 <xm> havent seem them all obviously
40:00 <xm> seen*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> when they get it right though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it really works
40:00 <xm> they could work on taking the piss out of celebrities -- but then they'd run out of celebrities to collaborate with
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they started on SLN
41:00 <xm> did they?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they did
43:00 <Bastardly_One> The Lonely Island is an American comedy group formed by Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005 to 2011 on Saturday Night Live, featuring Samberg as a cast member and Taccone and Schaffer as writers. All three left their jobs at SNL, with Taccone leavi
44:00 <xm> Samberg...so obviously Jewish looking
44:00 <xm> gifted nonetheless
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy them anyway
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not everything as you can gather
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but a hell of a lot of it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
48:00 <xm> time for something more serious
48:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22eIJDtKho
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash - 'Hurt" (Jun 23, 2007) 3:53 - Category: Music - 51,668,107 views - 235,660 likes (98.4%), 3,915 dislikes (1.6%)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> good song
52:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1546176_645872542138039_497495358_n.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> scary Mew
56:00 <BlackDevil> i went poo
56:00 <BlackDevil> and i didnt wipe
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
58:00 <xm> have you got one of those advanced jap toilets that spray high pressured water up your bum BlackDevil 
58:00 <BlackDevil> no
01:00 <BlackDevil> i like the skid marks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the dags in your butt hair
02:00 <BlackDevil> thats when you use nair
03:00 <xm> you seem to have a poo poo fixation BlackDevil 
03:00 <xm> you've got the wrong nick
03:00 <xm> call yourself BrownDevil
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure does huh?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys are slack on being entertaining by the way
09:00 <xm> just watching music videos
10:00 <BlackDevil> there is still a thing?
10:00 <BlackDevil> i havnt seen a music video in a long time
10:00 <xm> youtube mate
10:00 <xm> there are sites other than 4chan
10:00 <BlackDevil> there all shit
10:00 <xm> :D
10:00 <BlackDevil> bands i dont care about
10:00 <BlackDevil> i dont even listen to the radio
10:00 <xm> and what do you listen to?
11:00 <BlackDevil> linking park
11:00 <BlackDevil> only
11:00 <xm> i'd believe thgat
11:00 <simba> he does he likes mudvayne and stuff
12:00 <simba> i never liked music videos 
12:00 <simba> any artist that makes 1 is usually on a big label and therefore probably in essense gay
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
16:00 <fawks> Morning 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
17:00 <simba> TAG
17:00 <BlackDevil> word
18:00 <fawks> ok
19:00 <simba> faux on da d floor until 4am
19:00 <fawks> I woke up surrounded by tissues
19:00 <fawks> I must have blown my nose 98 times
19:00 <BlackDevil> lots of jizz
20:00 <simba> u must b SIck
21:00 <simba> yes sir yes sir 3 bags full.
21:00 <simba> WhAt'S yOuR fAnTaSy?¿
33:00 <AngrymanXL> X to the Z
42:00 <Bastardly_One> smelly
42:00 <Loof> very
42:00 <Loof> i should poo
55:00 <Loof> wb bb
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi bb
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry had to reconnect because tablet lags when its been connected too long
56:00 <Loof> ur kid talking yet?
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol she has been talking for ages
56:00 <Loof> same with mine
56:00 <Loof> so cool
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> She has an older bro so she learnt alot from him
56:00 <Loof> ah i see
56:00 <Loof> that would help heaps
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley is 3 in like 2 weeks
57:00 <Loof> yeah zac is 3 in a april
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> 14th of feb
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ooops
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> 16th
57:00 <Loof> cool
57:00 <Loof> she having a party?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I turn 32 on the 18th
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 sundays away
57:00 <Loof> awww :(
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am taking the ex her son miley and me out for a nice kunch
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lunch
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Had a massive party last year
58:00 <Loof> sounds pretty sweet :)
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> 50 people
58:00 <Loof> holy shit
58:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> It was for hers and my bday
59:00 <Loof> does she go to childcare?
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah she will soon
59:00 <Loof> cool
59:00 <Loof> mine's been going about a year
59:00 <Loof> still crys
59:00 <Loof> when he gets dropped off
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> She stays with her mum during the week
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> And me weekends
00:00 <Loof> that's perfect
00:00 <Loof> you must miss her heaps during the week though
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
00:00 <Loof> i miss zac if i dont see him a few hours
00:00 <Loof> when he goes to school it will suck
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> But soon we are going 50/50
00:00 <Loof> nice
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> So miley will go into childcare while I work
01:00 <Loof> i think it's good for them
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> And also so the ex can get a job
01:00 <Loof> it's taught zac to socialize
01:00 <Loof> good she wont be hounding you for money so much
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mate she asked me for $150 yesterday
01:00 <Loof> fuck that
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah she aint getting it
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its because she is going to a linen party
02:00 <Loof> wtf
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> If u aint got the money you cant spend it
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> She first told me is was food for miley
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> I laughed
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> I asked her if ahe asked her sons dad for money aswell
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> She said no
03:00 <Loof> do you have hopes of getting back together with her?
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> She knows I have money
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah mate
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> We tried
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> She still wants me back but I wont
04:00 <Loof> i see
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Because she thinks very little of me and I know what will happen if u got back together
04:00 <Loof> i'd tell her to get fucked when she asks for cash for shit like a linen party
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I hate fighting infront of the kids
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> I fartes
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Farted
05:00 <Loof> yeah fighting in front of zac has made him a bit violent
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> App central is on tv again
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its gay
06:00 <Loof> so are we bb
07:00 <Loof> my wife is such a bitch
07:00 <Loof> get lectured all day
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont know if I should get out of bed and go fishing
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is your wife hot
07:00 <Loof> no
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why are u with her
07:00 <Loof> you should be allowed to beat chronic naggers
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I dunno if she's good for your state of mind
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's your life
08:00 <Loof> when i get more financially secure i'll leave her
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was in a fucked up relatiinship but didnt know
08:00 <Loof> at the moment she's cheap housing
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> And then I realised
09:00 <Loof> and she's and awesome cook
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I left
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
10:00 <Loof> plus if i left i'd probably get to see zac like 1 hour a fortnight supervised when she tells the courts i smoke weed
10:00 <Loof> i'll wait till he gets a bit older
10:00 <Loof> then find some young slut
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or give up wees
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Weed
11:00 <Loof> not an option
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its always an option
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its all in your head mate
12:00 <Loof> there's too many things i can't change, i need weed to deal with that fact
12:00 <Loof> so is ur grog
12:00 <Loof> tell me more about how you drink
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont drink anymore
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> And slowly giving up smokes
12:00 <Loof> addiction isn't easy to overcome
13:00 <Loof> weed is addictive
13:00 <Loof> i don't care what the hippies say
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah it is
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fight your demons and give it up
13:00 <Ana_Ng> people can get addicted to anything
13:00 <Loof> when i'm financially secure
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> If not for you do it for your son
14:00 <Loof> atm i'm broke, when i work i'll give it up
14:00 <Loof> but she wont let me work
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Get a job
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
14:00 <Loof> she wants me to mind zac all day
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> She wont let u work
14:00 <Loof> while she sleeps
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Does she not work
14:00 <Loof> nope dsp
14:00 <Loof> same as me
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mate are u sure your gf aint my ex
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> know what you need to do?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Leave
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get out of the house more ... for one thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that too
15:00 <Loof> getting out of the house just shits me, i see idiots everywhere
15:00 <Loof> come home more angry
15:00 <Loof> i just feel like bashing cunts when i leave the house
15:00 <Loof> bogans everywhere
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm enrolled in a course now and start Feb 17th
16:00 <Loof> i start in feb too
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> One say before my bday
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> B1 did a rich gay man pay your fees?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but 238.40 is ok
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for a yr
17:00 <Loof> if i was to go get an award wage job i'd only be about a hundred dollars a week better off than dsp (which i would lose), can you beleive that shit?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh u told me it was more
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I get more money to study
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Loof its the fact that u have earnt that money
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck I work 6 days a week
17:00 <Loof> but have no time and no money
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I live with my parents
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> U think my life is great
18:00 <Loof> lol you dont know what an award wage job paying rent is like, cunts like you shit me
18:00 <Loof> you judge
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> I know exactky what its like
18:00 <Loof> i've worked heaps, it's fucked
19:00 <Loof> never earned more than $600 a week
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> I worj 6 days a week so I can give my daughter a future
19:00 <Loof> why bother with award wage, just for pride? fuck that
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> I do it for my daughter
19:00 <Loof> you're not on award wage
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ummm
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> I get $17 an hour
20:00 <Loof> you said you were loaded?
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
20:00 <Loof> "she knows i have money"
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mate I earn $800 a week because I work 6 days a week
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> If I didnt work sundays I would only get 600 a week
21:00 <Loof> how much rent do you pay?
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> $100
21:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> And most of my money goes into mileys bank
22:00 <Loof> i paid $140 ten years ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> why laugh when you pay $35 a mth
22:00 <Loof> yeah not if i left
22:00 <Bastardly_One> $25 or whatever
22:00 <Loof> and got a job
22:00 <Bastardly_One> got a support worker?
23:00 <Loof> if i left and got a job id: 1. be no better off $$$ wise, 2. would never see my son, 3. Would lose my dsp
23:00 <Loof> my support worker is fucked
23:00 <Loof> doesn't help financially at all
23:00 <Loof> tells me nothing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
24:00 <Loof> fuck i'm angry
25:00 <Bastardly_One> chill
25:00 <uncle_piet> welcome
25:00 <uncle_piet> uncle_piet's here for you
25:00 <shadsam> lol
25:00 <Loof> all anger is good for is smashing cunts, such a useless emotion
25:00 <Loof> bong will help
25:00 <Loof> brb
25:00 <uncle_piet> bong breath & bo
26:00 <uncle_piet> the new fragrance from austnet
26:00 <Loof> sick of cunts telling me to work
26:00 <Loof> sif i dont want to
26:00 <Loof> its just i'd be worse off if i did
26:00 <Loof> not only would i still be broke, but i'd have no time on top of that
27:00 <Loof> stupid cunts
27:00 <Loof> grrr
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I never said u had to work
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I just said its rewarding
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Qow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> man
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> episode or what?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> The other day he was saying he hated being on dsp
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh well
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and how he'd take any job
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
28:00 <Bastardly_One> truth is you hit a couple of nerves
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck mate I hate working all the time and not seeing my daughter but I do it for her
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, I'm a lazy pot smoker right?
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but this course is an attempt to get out of the rut
29:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> You explained to me your situation
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell him the truth, he's a lazy cunt that won't try
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> And you are trying to better youserlf
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and boy does it seem to hit a nerve
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> So for that I like you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> him and chris have a bit in common
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in different ways
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok coffee time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no prob
30:00 <Bastardly_One> cig run time for me
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bus?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lazy cunt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> might get a sausage mc muffin if I have the change on the way back
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... 15 min walk each way
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did u get the bus the otherday
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lazy cunt
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no worries
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Should of gone fishing
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> No wind about
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its warm
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> But too late to go now
38:00 <Lumeah> hi people.. hi panda:p
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> They are Ll dead
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> All
40:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok.. 
41:00 <Lumeah> can't hassle panda then.. lol
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> No u cant
44:00 <Lumeah> dam
46:00 <Lumeah> where u from omfgbbqhax
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tasmania
48:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllll
49:00 <Lumeah> :p
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why is that funny
49:00 <shadsam> sup
49:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
50:00 <spoolinboost> here iam
50:00 <shadsam> mornin
50:00 <Lumeah> hi folk and spool
50:00 <spoolinboost> morning
50:00 <Lumeah> morning 
50:00 <Lumeah> why is that funny. 
51:00 <Lumeah> hi pieter
51:00 <shadsam> morning piet
51:00 <Pieter> Hi
51:00 <shadsam> hi
51:00 <shadsam> lala
51:00 <FolkDancer> hi Pieter :)
51:00 <uncle_piet> come sit on uncle_piet's lp
52:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllll
52:00 <uncle_piet> i'll tell ya a story
52:00 <shadsam> dirty basterd
52:00 <Lumeah> lol nah
53:00 <spoolinboost> is there two piets
53:00 <Lumeah> still haven't answered why it's funny shadsam
53:00 <shadsam> cmon bitch cakes u luv the cock
53:00 <spoolinboost> i needa talk to the one thats on the ball
53:00 <Lumeah> bitch cakes?.. lol pardon? 
53:00 <Pieter> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/s720x720/1622239_10152197365268259_1111899341_n.jpg
54:00 <shadsam> dont be a bitch
54:00 <uncle_piet> just give it a puff
54:00 <uncle_piet> mate
54:00 <uncle_piet> come on
54:00 <Lumeah> who's balls. lol
54:00 <uncle_piet> a little suck
54:00 <shadsam> just suck on the cock
54:00 <Pieter> 80"
54:00 <uncle_piet> SQUAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
54:00 <spoolinboost> (_)_)======PIET=D
54:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <shadsam> nice tv piet
55:00 <Lumeah> im a nice girl.. lol
55:00 <spoolinboost> back in the days i woulda disconnected ur dialup
55:00 <Lumeah> rof... 
55:00 <Pieter> Irc on the pooper, so relaxing
55:00 <koalabeer> how old is that tv? 30 years?
55:00 <shadsam> spool saq=me winnuke
55:00 <spoolinboost> walked into the library grabbed some programming book flicked through it though wtf u on about bloke
55:00 <uncle_piet> nice tv they give you in lockup
55:00 <Lumeah> pooper huh
56:00 <uncle_piet> piet's pushing it
56:00 <Lumeah> lol yup
56:00 <Lumeah> out
56:00 <Pieter> Base falling all out
56:00 <Pieter> Go coffee !
56:00 <Lumeah> grose
56:00 <Lumeah> o coffee
57:00 <uncle_piet> drugs falling out of piet's sinkhole
57:00 <shadsam> show me ur flaps
57:00 <Lumeah> make me one
57:00 <spoolinboost> hey pieterrrrrrr
57:00 <uncle_piet> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
57:00 <Lumeah> lol show me your donga
57:00 <spoolinboost> il get u lol
57:00 <shadsam> ok
57:00 <shadsam> tonight
57:00 <spoolinboost> explode it to space
57:00 <spoolinboost> lol
58:00 <Pieter> Squeeeeezing
58:00 <Lumeah> where do you live.. lol
58:00 <spoolinboost> pentridge
58:00 <shadsam> sydney
58:00 <Lumeah> hahaha. 
58:00 <Lumeah> your all fricking jail birds lol
59:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ6WYIlicRc
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicholas Cage - Let's Ride! (Nov 7, 2011) 1:16 - Category: Entertainment - 5,145 views - 11 likes (91.7%), 1 dislikes (8.3%)
59:00 <shadsam> not me lumeah
59:00 <Lumeah> no? 
00:00 <shadsam> nup
00:00 <shadsam> dont do crime
00:00 <spoolinboost> lol who wants to go to the window at sunrise that tv shit
00:00 <shadsam> lol spool
00:00 <johninja> you are such a reb
00:00 <Pieter> Great can't belieVe in smoked the wrong shit
00:00 <Lumeah> whats the crime? 
01:00 <Pieter> Gotta go work all uhhhhhh
01:00 <johninja> the punishment is the crim
01:00 <spoolinboost> Lose a pinky for stealing
01:00 <spoolinboost> not the dinosaur daddy
01:00 <Lumeah> ok bye
01:00 <johninja> ok
01:00 <Lumeah> lol. 
02:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3cLOrWx2SI
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scratchin'! Alf - The Flamin' Mongrel Mix (Jul 5, 2008) 0:58 - Category: Music - 7,533 views - 29 likes (90.6%), 3 dislikes (9.4%)
02:00 <Lumeah> so... 
02:00 <Lumeah> who's not in jail.. lol
03:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR3n8oNAxWw
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cookie monster gets desperate (Feb 7, 2011) 0:06 - Category: Education - 13,227 views - 27 likes (90%), 3 dislikes (10%)
03:00 <johninja> Pope Francis Blesses Porn Star’s Parrot
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <johninja> i think he is starting to go a little far
03:00 <johninja> although one of jesus' deciples was a whore
03:00 <johninja> so who knows
04:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91YS3fNegmE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mask ( Some body stop meee ) - jim carey (Sep 24, 2010) 0:39 - Category: Comedy - 1,027,644 views - 2,431 likes (96.9%), 78 dislikes (3.1%)
04:00 <spoolinboost> pieter
05:00 <spoolinboost> big mac meal is 5 bux now
05:00 <Lumeah> well even know jesus needed servicing 
05:00 <Pieter> Ill ear later
05:00 <Pieter> Eat
05:00 <spoolinboost> Jesus rules
06:00 <johninja> ^
06:00 <spoolinboost> Ascension
07:00 <Lumeah> definitely 
07:00 <spoolinboost> lol
08:00 <Pieter> Jesus doesn't rule
08:00 <Pieter> He died by wood !
08:00 <Pieter> Pretty weak I say
08:00 <spoolinboost> lol so
08:00 <spoolinboost> Jesus is practically God
10:00 <spoolinboost> its good to go church tommorow
10:00 <spoolinboost> get some frankisence
11:00 <spoolinboost> saints run the world
12:00 <spoolinboost> WB
12:00 <shadsam> wb
12:00 <spoolinboost> pinch punch first day of the month
12:00 <Lumeah> thanks boys 
12:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:00 <Lumeah> ta.. 
13:00 <spoolinboost> ey do netsplits still happen
13:00 <Lumeah> yes
13:00 <spoolinboost> i used to be a lone survivor heaps
13:00 <spoolinboost> used to get op chance the topic n all lol
14:00 <Lumeah> yeah?  when
14:00 <spoolinboost> when melb used to have 800 ppl
14:00 <spoolinboost> when i used to use Trajko Irc lol
15:00 <Lumeah> 800 wow 
15:00 <Lumeah> i usef to be in #just_friends
16:00 <Lumeah> im gonna go back to sleep.. 
16:00 <Lumeah> night.. lol
19:00 <spoolinboost> WB
20:00 <spoolinboost> lets do a mirc meet for good old sakes
20:00 <spoolinboost> wel go beach tommorow
20:00 <spoolinboost> im excited
20:00 <shadsam> mad
20:00 <spoolinboost> LUMEAH Unknown command
20:00 <shadsam> lol
22:00 <spoolinboost> shaman
22:00 <shadsam> i have 3 gps
22:00 <shadsam> 2 navmans
22:00 <shadsam> 1 garmin
22:00 <spoolinboost> 2 bar mapping
23:00 <spoolinboost> build a teslascope
23:00 <shadsam> :)
23:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
24:00 <spoolinboost> |____|_________* how was the ciggie thing
24:00 <spoolinboost> mine looks shit
24:00 <shadsam> smokin 1 now
25:00 <spoolinboost> me 2
25:00 <spoolinboost> pall mall 40 packs these days
25:00 <shadsam> rollies
25:00 <spoolinboost> drum?
25:00 <shadsam> white ox
26:00 <spoolinboost> oh yeah
26:00 <spoolinboost> rollies are alrite
27:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDYChO5FMd4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rain and Thunder 8 hours Ver.2/Work,Sleep,Study (Oct 25, 2012) 08:00:00 - Category: Music - 188,026 views - 708 likes (88.2%), 95 dislikes (11.8%)
27:00 <spoolinboost> blackdevil r u a robot
28:00 <shadsam> hes gay
28:00 <spoolinboost> lol
28:00 <shadsam> loves the cok
28:00 <spoolinboost> i need a gf
29:00 <spoolinboost> i used to be a player
30:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZy1nh6rZ2Y
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Isaac - Impressed (Cut) (Jun 26, 2009) 2:59 - Category: Music - 90,394 views - 340 likes (96.6%), 12 dislikes (3.4%)
30:00 <spoolinboost> dick dick dick dick
31:00 <shadsam> isacc owns
31:00 <spoolinboost> yeah musics shit these days
32:00 <shadsam> true
34:00 <johninja> Toyota may recall six models due to issue with flame resistance in heated seats
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <spoolinboost> lol
34:00 <FolkDancer> TOYota
35:00 <spoolinboost> the supra is an alien
35:00 <eon> morning
35:00 <eon> wake and bake
35:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYekRojG2Dw
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toyota Supra toying with a Lambo Murcielago (Aug 18, 2010) 4:19 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 2,456,562 views - 8,293 likes (96.9%), 267 dislikes (3.1%)
35:00 <eon> :)
36:00 <spoolinboost> im hungry
36:00 <spoolinboost> what u baking baker
36:00 <eon> my brain cells
36:00 <eon> lol
36:00 <spoolinboost> lol
37:00 <spoolinboost> try risperedral injections
37:00 <spoolinboost> you feel like a champion in the morning
39:00 <spoolinboost> WB
39:00 <shadsam> :))))))))))))))))))))))
39:00 <Pieter> I got the squirts
39:00 <Pieter> :)
39:00 <shadsam> hmmm
39:00 <shadsam> :(
40:00 <eon> norti aint norti hasnt blown me off
40:00 <Pieter> Coffee makes me poooooo
40:00 <shadsam> lol
40:00 <spoolinboost> lol
40:00 <spoolinboost> coffee rules!
41:00 <spoolinboost> lol lets all meet up and have a coffee
41:00 <shadsam> smoko
41:00 <shadsam> :)
41:00 <shadsam> fuk yes
41:00 <norti> eon i,m easy just not cheap lolol
41:00 <shadsam> my shout
41:00 <spoolinboost> lol wel sit next to eachother bring ya lappies its wireless suckers
42:00 <spoolinboost> lol
42:00 <spoolinboost> dick dick dick dick
42:00 <spoolinboost> stuck in anyones head
42:00 <spoolinboost> dammit
42:00 <eon> cats in my lap
42:00 <eon> pussy between my legs
43:00 <shadsam> mmm
43:00 <spoolinboost> lol
43:00 <spoolinboost> blow on it
43:00 <uncle_piet> BLOW IT
43:00 <spoolinboost> little pussy fuckers will be born
43:00 <spoolinboost> full voice n all
44:00 <Pieter> *burp
45:00 <spoolinboost> http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/350/showssupernats01060bwc6.jpg
45:00 <spoolinboost> pieter when we doing breakfast lunch or dinner
47:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxIr3dbOJxU
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Friend - Jason Chen (Official Music Video) (Nov 18, 2011) 5:26 - Category: Music - 10,169,287 views - 101,218 likes (99%), 1,013 dislikes (1%)
47:00 <Pieter> I don't eat
47:00 <spoolinboost> lol yes u do mr
48:00 <spoolinboost> you ate a big mac meal with me lol
48:00 <spoolinboost> u showed me ur house
48:00 <spoolinboost> and how u like evanesence
48:00 <spoolinboost> cute cunt
48:00 <eon> i like them
48:00 <eon> i better stop
49:00 <spoolinboost> lol i dont have fb
50:00 <eon> you dont?
51:00 <spoolinboost> lol i used to run down the st with a brooom in my boxers in the am hours chasing things
51:00 <spoolinboost> lol fb is to much for me
51:00 <spoolinboost> MIRC RULES!
52:00 <spoolinboost> dam i got work soon
54:00 <eon> lol work
54:00 <spoolinboost> lol
55:00 <spoolinboost> im doing heads in
55:00 <spoolinboost> someone tell pieter to msg me a.s.a.p
55:00 <spoolinboost> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg9Urm2_7xQ
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maroon 5 - Daylight Lyrics (Jun 21, 2012) 3:41 - Category: Music - 21,334,846 views - 57,788 likes (98.6%), 835 dislikes (1.4%)
55:00 <spoolinboost> lol hes quick
56:00 <uncle_piet> PIET
56:00 <uncle_piet> UNCLE FUCKING PIET
58:00 <God> lol TheRon was looking for me
58:00 <God> J
59:00 <uncle_piet> the big smack
59:00 <eon> meaning of my name means to have christ present within
59:00 <uncle_piet> give it a little suck
59:00 <eon> so maybe iam
59:00 <God> lol
59:00 <God> wait
59:00 <uncle_piet> THE BLOWER
00:00 <uncle_piet> hahahahahahahahahahaha
00:00 <Sicko> just touch it
00:00 <Sicko> put it in ur mouth if u dont like it take it out
00:00 <Sicko> lol is she pretty
01:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil: 19 gay transvestite
01:00 <shadsam> lol
02:00 <Sicko> lol trannys r for 50 year old with kids that cbf with life anymore
02:00 <shadsam> indeed
02:00 <Sicko> backwards is fucked
02:00 <eon> fried
02:00 <shadsam> u dont bring me flowers
02:00 <Sicko> i had one mate tell me he cant look at a girl normal doesnt know how to act around them
03:00 <Sicko> and appreciates them like angels
03:00 <Sicko> hes single and lonley
03:00 <Sicko> normal girls that is
04:00 <Sicko> i remember kickin it with him
04:00 <Sicko> his phone would go off all day
04:00 <Sicko> and he wouldnt go to bed if he didnt spend time on the phone with a chick
06:00 <Sicko> hel figure it out
06:00 <Sicko> i think he wants his own company a missus and a boy
07:00 <Sicko> he wont be one of those 50yr olds
10:00 <Sicko> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdtBAyADN8
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Watch FULL SCREEN 720p - Patong, Phuket, Thailand 2011 - Editorial Stock Footages (Dec 3, 2011) 6:09 - Category: Travel and Events - 492,171 views - 391 likes (79.8%), 99 dislikes (20.2%)
10:00 <Sicko> would u fuck that bitch at 59secs
11:00 <Sicko> half price
11:00 <Sicko> whatta bargain
11:00 <Sicko> lol
12:00 <eon> yep
12:00 <eon> u so are
12:00 <Lowlife> lol
12:00 <eon> u have to work
12:00 <FolkDancer> 49sec on right lol
12:00 <Lowlife> yeah
12:00 <Lowlife> lol at a minute
12:00 <Lowlife> u might as well slide it in
13:00 <Lowlife> im not getting payed today its more personal
14:00 <Lowlife> dammit
14:00 <Lowlife> one day ur gonna have to pay for mirc
14:00 <FolkDancer> Welcome Back Bastardly_One
14:00 <Lowlife> lol u find a mushroom bastard
14:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
15:00 <Lowlife> big ears
15:00 <Lowlife> same goes big nose
15:00 <Lowlife> likewise cunt eyes
15:00 <Lowlife> think ur a poet u dont even know it
16:00 <eon> once was cause sorrzz mozz
16:00 <Lowlife> lol
16:00 <Lowlife> someone
17:00 <Lowlife> i know ive done heads in
17:00 <eon> i have more
17:00 <Lowlife> lol i need atleast one advice for the day
17:00 <eon> ok
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then!
17:00 <eon> dont listen to Bastardly_One
17:00 <eon> there you go
18:00 <Lowlife> lol
18:00 <Lowlife> u finished baking
18:00 <eon> could keep going
18:00 <uncle_piet> WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
18:00 <eon> but what i think is fried till i wake with coffee
19:00 <Lowlife> i wake up every 2 hours without a smoke i cant fall back asleep
19:00 <Lowlife> its fucking shit
19:00 <eon> i used to have that
19:00 <eon> when i was getting lots of money coming
20:00 <Lowlife> u need money to make money trye
20:00 <Lowlife> lol
21:00 <Lowlife> RICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
21:00 <Lowlife> come on down
21:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever you're on
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some ... seems good
23:00 <Lowlife> http://www.kourtneyhart.com/#!contact/c24vq
23:00 <shadsam> lol gimme some
24:00 <Lowlife> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDtRRqgHRL8
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: E-40 ft. T-Pain - U And Dat lyrics (Oct 24, 2010) 3:25 - Category: Music - 755,726 views - 2,051 likes (97.1%), 61 dislikes (2.9%)
24:00 <shadsam> u buy now
24:00 <Lowlife> word lol im waiting for her to come melb
25:00 <Lowlife> shes not expensive
25:00 <Lowlife> walk out centerlink hit up the atm
26:00 <Lowlife> who knows
26:00 <Lowlife> lol
27:00 <Lowlife> msg her ya pussy
28:00 <Lowlife> lol fuck ive done my head in on here and ive done everyones else's
28:00 <Lowlife> il be back on here fuck who knows when lol 
29:00 <Lowlife> anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
29:00 <Lowlife> seeya guys n girls:(
29:00 <Lowlife> lol
30:00 <shadsam> lol
30:00 <shadsam> lolol
31:00 <Lowlife> anyway gotta put on the overalls now lol
31:00 <shadsam> dressin up as santa
31:00 <shadsam> lol
31:00 <Lowlife> lol
31:00 <Lowlife> if the hottest chick in here sits on my lap
32:00 <Lowlife> oh 
32:00 <shadsam> slide ya cok right up her bumcrack
32:00 <shadsam> xd
32:00 <Lowlife> make her blow rudoff off
32:00 <Lowlife> lol
33:00 <shadsam> rofl
33:00 <Lowlife> tell pieter
33:00 <uncle_piet> PIET
33:00 <uncle_piet> TELL UNCLE PIET MATE
34:00 <uncle_piet> YA FUCKIN SLUG
34:00 <Lowlife> lol
34:00 <Lowlife> just cos u cant sit on santas lap
36:00 <Lowlife> lol righetio
36:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Mayhem
36:00 <Lowlife> i guess its come to this lol
36:00 <Lowlife> morning Mayhem
36:00 <Mayhem> hey boys .o/`
37:00 <Mayhem> sup
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all really
38:00 <uncle_piet> uncle piet is telling a story
38:00 <uncle_piet> about the drugs and the dongs
38:00 <uncle_piet> gather around kids so i can sell ya drugs and choke on my tongue and die
39:00 <Mayhem> sup gangrene  :)))
41:00 <uncle_piet> GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS YA FILTHY MUTT
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no
45:00 <Mayhem> "no!"
45:00 <Mayhem> "norti"
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> why am I getting turned on by this?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Mayhem> ^_-
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well rage is shit
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Should of gone fishing
48:00 <eon> my cat likes banging beats it bops it head
48:00 <eon> http://i.imgur.com/C9j1eOj.gif
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> A song about vegemite
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> And its racist
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> White people with black faces
50:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds pretty shit
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> It is
51:00 <shadsam> .
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> If only there was a hamburger song for u shads
51:00 <shadsam> lol dude
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got your happy face on?
52:00 <shadsam> yea
52:00 <shadsam> true
53:00 <shadsam> im buying a leech account
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why
53:00 <shadsam> mad shit
53:00 <shadsam> 0-days
54:00 <Mayhem> ok dade murphy
54:00 <Mayhem> hak dem gibz
54:00 <eon> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1622803_10152270869784415_2002631115_n.jpg
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol thats gold
56:00 <eon> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1623558_553309281431721_1383403273_n.jpg
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not as good
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nice to see on my walk though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Maccas breakfast flat cakes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> were still the same price as forever ago
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they were good
59:00 <eon> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1503259_1521946908030464_720751912_n.jpg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
23:00 <Bastardly_One> BOO!
25:00 <uncle_piet> piets_uncle
00:00 <shadsam> o,o
01:00 <shadsam> uncle piets toys r magic
06:00 <shadsam> XD
06:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
06:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 52 minutes ago (01.02. 07:13) stating "EOF from client" after spending 34 minutes there.
08:00 <shadsam> --
11:00 <shadsam> o,,o
24:00 <shadsam> yoyoyoyoyo
24:00 <spence> Hey bruv
24:00 <shadsam> sup
24:00 <shadsam> gettin beers
24:00 <spence> Lol 
24:00 <shadsam> lol
25:00 <spence> Trippa
26:00 <shadsam> lsd
26:00 <spence> Yeah
52:00 <Loof> Pieter has aids
52:00 <Loof> Pieter smells
53:00 <Pieter> Remain fat and depressed please
53:00 <Loof> Pooturd
54:00 <Lumeah> hello peeps! 
54:00 <Loof> hi
55:00 <Lumeah> why is it ichy?
55:00 <Pieter> Nits!
55:00 <Pieter> H3h
55:00 <Lumeah> lol go to the chemist 
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <Loof> when ur on meth, everything itches
56:00 <Pieter> I don't have nits damnit
56:00 <Loof> i love meth junkies trying to cut the bugs out of their skin with razorblades
56:00 <Loof> so funny
56:00 <Loof> Pietard
57:00 <Pieter> Yes,  bugs
57:00 <Lumeah> you seid it lol
57:00 <Lumeah> oh scarey 
57:00 <Loof> meth.. not even once
57:00 <Lumeah> lol
57:00 <Loof> might go pieter bashing
58:00 <Loof> or just bashing random junkies
58:00 <Pieter> Good luck with that
58:00 <Loof> if i cant find him
58:00 <Pieter> Gonna ignore you now cya:)
59:00 <Loof> pieter the homeless, jobless, broke ass phoney
00:00 <Lumeah> its irc . who isn't a bit phooney
00:00 <Loof> some
01:00 <Loof> but pieter takes phoney to a whole new level
01:00 <Lumeah> lik like how ? 
01:00 <Loof> pretend job, pretend apartment
01:00 <Lumeah> ah
01:00 <Lumeah>  ok 
03:00 <Lumeah> im sure other lie 
03:00 <Loof> Pieter has a monty burns body
03:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <Loof> frail ass junky scum
05:00 <Lumeah> we all aren't perfect 
06:00 <Lumeah> hi spence! 
06:00 <spence> Hey 
06:00 <Scattered> hey brother
06:00 <Loof> yeah but pieter injects aids blood into children's milk cartons
07:00 <spence> Lol hey bruv 
07:00 <Lumeah> does he ? lol
07:00 <spence> Lol loof
07:00 <Lumeah> don't think they drink milk like that anymores
08:00 <Pieter> https://m.facebook.com/groups/4658278007?refid=7&_ft_=qid.5975214767930930761%3Amf_story_key.4977709072464059460#!https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/1412487_10152197365268259_1111899341_o.jpg
10:00 <Pieter> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/9844_10152180892668259_2019506795_n.jpg
10:00 <Loof> hey spence :)
10:00 <Pieter> Monty us mum
10:00 <Pieter> Ya
11:00 <Loof> they still give milk cartons to school kids in junkytown
11:00 <Loof> if they don't feed em, their parents wont
11:00 <Loof> pieter was injecting heroin by 8
11:00 <Loof> all class
12:00 <Loof> pieter actually said he sometimes doesn't bother with toilet paper
12:00 <Loof> i nearly puked
13:00 <Pieter> you should be in the next coles commercial
14:00 <Loof> he likes dry shits so he doesn't have to wipe he said LOL!
14:00 <Loof> what filth
14:00 <spence> Lol smack at 8 lol loof
14:00 <spence> that coles new girl is hot
15:00 <Loof> might jump on the bike
16:00 <Loof> destroy my legs\
16:00 <spence> Pushy?
17:00 <Lumeah> why would anyone talk about there shits on here . 
17:00 <Pieter> Talking about the 4 guys singing and the blonde fuck trying to give a seductive wink
17:00 <Lumeah> unless he was drunk
17:00 <Pieter> That be loof
17:00 <Loof> meth
18:00 <Loof> he actually showed us a photo of his shit
19:00 <Lumeah> bey grumpy! 
19:00 <Lumeah> bye
20:00 <Lumeah> wb
20:00 <spence> Lol
22:00 <Lumeah> what are you doing man lol
23:00 <Lumeah> just tryna make my screen prity colours lol
23:00 <spence> Dcing
25:00 <spence> Lol
30:00 <Lumeah> boo!
43:00 <Nikky`> All happening
47:00 <Lumeah> definitly
48:00 <Sexyguy123> so busy in here :)
05:00 <shadsam> hi
00:00 <STINKFIST> what's good naggers
34:00 <shadsam> to hot for beer
35:00 <shadsam> lol
35:00 <STINKFIST> fo shame!
35:00 <STINKFIST> drambuie on ice it is
36:00 <shadsam> nice stink
36:00 <shadsam> cordial here
36:00 <shadsam> lmao
36:00 <STINKFIST> delicious red?
36:00 <STINKFIST> mean green?
36:00 <STINKFIST> agent orange?
36:00 <shadsam> lemon
36:00 <STINKFIST> good choice
37:00 <shadsam> cheers mate
37:00 <STINKFIST> anything on the cards for today?
38:00 <shadsam> gotta take missus to the airport
38:00 <shadsam> 3pm
38:00 <shadsam> not a lot
39:00 <STINKFIST> she heading abroad?
39:00 <shadsam> melbourne for work
39:00 <STINKFIST> ah right, the old work travel sucks arse
39:00 <STINKFIST> my old man used to travel sometimes and I always thought, sweet
40:00 <STINKFIST> but now I know that you're flat out over there doing stuff with no time for fun and no one is doing the work you still have back at your home base, it just waits for you
40:00 <shadsam> true
42:00 <shadsam> smoko
42:00 <STINKFIST> my boss tends to choose the least convenient times for me to go anywhere
42:00 <shadsam> ps how was japan sir
42:00 <shadsam> btw
42:00 <shadsam> u gt red envelopes
42:00 <shadsam> XD XD
42:00 <shadsam> LOLOLOL
43:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't been to Japan since 2011, but I was in China twice in the last 2 months
43:00 <STINKFIST> hah yeah I got a red envelope before x-mas and another yesterday
43:00 <shadsam> China i mean
43:00 <shadsam> yea i was listening in yesty
43:00 <shadsam> lol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <shadsam> lol waix
44:00 <STINKFIST> she's talking a big game about making it 5k this year
44:00 <STINKFIST> I told her I'll wait and see how that goes
44:00 <shadsam> so i hear
45:00 <shadsam> fennec
45:00 <shadsam> lollololol
45:00 <STINKFIST> ideally I'd like to be based overseas again, but there's too much stuff to build up here until about the middle of next year
45:00 <shadsam> jeff fennec..xd
45:00 <shadsam> wb lumeah
46:00 <lumeah> thanks shadsam
46:00 <lumeah> :)
46:00 <shadsam> welcome
47:00 <shadsam> thats supurb
47:00 <shadsam> on goes the fan
47:00 <shadsam> who needs aircon but it helps
48:00 <STINKFIST> yeah for sure
48:00 <STINKFIST> I don't use mine often but when I do I wonder why I don't
49:00 <lumeah> lol
49:00 <lumeah> ok 
49:00 <lumeah> its a little warm 
49:00 <shadsam> yup its decent
49:00 <shadsam> yes it is good for pashing
49:00 <STINKFIST> I am sitting around naked, doesn't feel too warm in here
49:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't looked out the window yet, but it appears to be a lovely blue day
50:00 <shadsam> city view
50:00 <lumeah> it is lol
50:00 <shadsam> hehe
50:00 <lumeah> yeah it's hard to emerge from the house isn't it ?
50:00 <lumeah> lol
50:00 <shadsam> indeed
51:00 <STINKFIST> once I am out there I think, how lovely I should do something
51:00 <STINKFIST> but...
51:00 <shadsam> city views stink
51:00 <shadsam> from yours
51:00 <lumeah> are you in the city?
52:00 <shadsam> stink is
53:00 <STINKFIST> yeah shadsam 
53:00 <shadsam> do u own it
53:00 <STINKFIST> though mostly UTS and Central and so forth
53:00 <shadsam> k
53:00 <STINKFIST> I used to live at bottom of William St, so it was all Hyde Park and the cathedral and the coke sign at the Cross and shit
54:00 <STINKFIST> nah I am renting
54:00 <STINKFIST> too expensive for property in Sydney
54:00 <shadsam> expensive
54:00 <shadsam> 700 week to rent is it
54:00 <STINKFIST> only $440 for a one bedroom which is pretty decent for Sydney
55:00 <lumeah> *reads* 
55:00 <STINKFIST> my mate has a ground floor 'penthouse' across from where I was in William St
55:00 <shadsam> thats so cheap
55:00 <STINKFIST> $1100/week
55:00 <STINKFIST> off the wall
55:00 <Serenity> why the fuck
55:00 <Serenity> you could by a massive house for that
55:00 <STINKFIST> his company pays $800 of it
55:00 <Serenity> buy*
55:00 <shadsam> im looking to buy
55:00 <STINKFIST> and if he uses less he actually gets the difference in his pay
55:00 <STINKFIST> I just assume he gets paid so much that 300 a week makes no difference to him
55:00 <shadsam> really thats ideal
56:00 <shadsam> true true
56:00 <STINKFIST> yeah, I am looking to buy in Brisbane as investment
56:00 <STINKFIST> if I can be based overseas again then I won't need to pay rent
56:00 <STINKFIST> so that's a heap of cash saved
56:00 <STINKFIST> utilities, internet, etc, will be paid for too
56:00 <shadsam> how much is rent a week in china 1 bedroom
56:00 <simba> get swoll
57:00 <shadsam> settle down fukya simba
57:00 <simba> hi wayne
57:00 <shadsam> hi m8
57:00 <shadsam> how much is rent a week in china 1 bedroom
57:00 <STINKFIST> shadsam, equivalent to what we'd get here in Oz in terms of standards and stuff
57:00 <shadsam> lol
57:00 <shadsam> okies thanks
58:00 <STINKFIST> it was around 1200/month in RMB
58:00 <shadsam> i see
58:00 <STINKFIST> so like, $250 tops
58:00 <STINKFIST> I expect in Beijing/Shanghai it is probably double that these days
58:00 <shadsam> a week or month
58:00 <STINKFIST> a month
58:00 <shadsam> thats so cheap[
59:00 <STINKFIST> I rented on my own in a proper Chinese apartment block for the last 6 months, 120 m2, 1400RMB a month
59:00 <shadsam> 65 a week
59:00 <STINKFIST> I had the whole fucking floor
59:00 <shadsam> lolololol
59:00 <STINKFIST> below me the same floor had 4 different apartments, like studio apartments
59:00 <shadsam> awesome dude whole floor
59:00 <STINKFIST> oh, that 1 bedroom type place you asked comes fully furnished too
59:00 <STINKFIST> fridge, washing machine, bed, desk, couch, etc
59:00 <STINKFIST> TV
59:00 <shadsam> serious how cool
00:00 <STINKFIST> yeah, it is pretty rad
00:00 <STINKFIST> my place came with beds in both bedrooms, a big lounge suite, tables 
00:00 <STINKFIST> it was proper Chinese otherwise, no fridge, squat toilet, solar hot water, no washing machine
00:00 <STINKFIST> the Chinese used to hoard all the hot water when it was available and the weather was shit
00:00 <STINKFIST> I was there in Winter, doing cold showers with snow outside, washing my clothes in a tub by hand
01:00 <STINKFIST> I'd leave food and meat and shit on the bench because it was fridge or freezer temperature anyway
01:00 <STINKFIST> good way to harden the fuck up :P  
01:00 <shadsam> hehe
01:00 <STINKFIST> but that was just the last 6 months, prior to that I had nice apartments provided by my employers
01:00 <STINKFIST> and in that 6 months, I spent 3 of them in Shanghai in a hotel
02:00 <shadsam> k
02:00 <STINKFIST> it's a funny place, depending on the hotel
02:00 <STINKFIST> you get phonecalls in the dead of night from the hotel operated whores
03:00 <STINKFIST> and wake up in the morning with like 5 business cards with pics of girls in lingerie on them
03:00 <STINKFIST> and the lady running the shop downstairs will ask if you're interested in any of the small gaggle of chicks who pop their heads out to look at the foreigner
03:00 <STINKFIST> always sweet talk that lady, she knows everything and everyone
04:00 <shadsam> how much r the ladies an hour
04:00 <shadsam> :))
04:00 <STINKFIST> I believe the going rate was 150RMB oer 20 minutes
04:00 <STINKFIST> that's what they'd tell me when giving me the spiel
04:00 <shadsam> how much is that oz dollars
04:00 <STINKFIST> no idea what it would cost for hours or evenings, you'd assume it would be less in time
05:00 <STINKFIST> divide by 5.5 at the moment
05:00 <STINKFIST> so... $27.50
05:00 <shadsam> hehe
05:00 <shadsam> do they sell fireworks at the local shop
06:00 <STINKFIST> depending on which local shop, but yeah
06:00 <shadsam> magic
07:00 <shadsam> ya mad chinaman
07:00 <shadsam> XD
07:00 <STINKFIST> I picked up a massive rope of crackers, cost about $1.80
07:00 <shadsam> I LOVE CHINESE PEOPLE
07:00 <STINKFIST> was sweet
07:00 <shadsam> where did u let em off
07:00 <STINKFIST> grab a few watermelons for the same price
08:00 <STINKFIST> blow those fuckers up
08:00 <STINKFIST> my mate had a Chinese missus at the time, she was an irritating bitch
08:00 <shadsam> lololololol yeah
08:00 <STINKFIST> so I'd walk a couple metres in front and throw them at their feet
08:00 <shadsam> hmm damn
08:00 <STINKFIST> just light and drop 
08:00 <shadsam> haha as u do
08:00 <STINKFIST> fuses are like 2 seconds tops
08:00 <shadsam> jumpin jacks where they
08:00 <STINKFIST> because they all have tiny little fuses that tie together and link up 
08:00 <STINKFIST> like tom thumbs
08:00 <shadsam> yes like tom thumbs
09:00 <shadsam> great minds
09:00 <shadsam> haha
09:00 <STINKFIST> you unwrap the linked fuses and they become little mini fuses on each
09:00 <STINKFIST> just twine and black powder
09:00 <shadsam> i gotcha
09:00 <STINKFIST> so you light and drop
09:00 <shadsam> exactly
09:00 <shadsam> yup
09:00 <STINKFIST> shouldn't hurt you if you hold one in the hand and it explodes
09:00 <STINKFIST> not that I tried it
09:00 <shadsam> lil sting mate
09:00 <STINKFIST> yeah that's about it
10:00 <shadsam> so much fun thou
10:00 <STINKFIST> they were just like this -> http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/66823/66823,1160270851,1/stock-photo-roll-of-firecrackers-1963330.jpg
10:00 <STINKFIST> but the roll was about the size of a pizza box
11:00 <shadsam> wow
11:00 <shadsam> look like po hars
11:00 <shadsam> lil bungers
11:00 <shadsam> unreal
11:00 <shadsam> i like sky rockets
11:00 <shadsam> whistlers
12:00 <shadsam> welcome springs...
12:00 <shadsam> XD XD
12:00 <STINKFIST> you can get everything
12:00 <STINKFIST> I bought wads of shit in Japan too
12:00 <STINKFIST> I;ll see if I have pics
12:00 <shadsam> OK MAD
12:00 <STINKFIST> I have a picture of me looking staunch
12:00 <STINKFIST> not quite the same 
13:00 <STINKFIST> got one, I need to upload it
13:00 <shadsam> I Might be getting a place not far from u in the city
14:00 <shadsam> ill invite u over
14:00 <shadsam> going to deck it out new lounge tv fridge washer bed etc
14:00 <shadsam> just sold my house
15:00 <shadsam> the one im looking at has hardbour views
15:00 <STINKFIST> good gear, where are you looking?
15:00 <STINKFIST> Pyrmont way?
15:00 <STINKFIST> or other side of the water?
15:00 <shadsam> not really sorta
15:00 <shadsam> anywhere cheap
16:00 <STINKFIST> true
16:00 <STINKFIST> well I had a studio just behind Hotel William next to the museum at Hyde park
16:00 <STINKFIST> was $280/week
16:00 <STINKFIST> pretty good
16:00 <shadsam> nice
16:00 <STINKFIST> no dramas with locals or anything
16:00 <STINKFIST> can be noisy with drunk cunts on a Saturday and Friday
17:00 <shadsam> thats wicked what i need
17:00 <STINKFIST> and lots of restaurants and bars so garbos coming through an dputting bottles into the trucks can be noisy
17:00 <STINKFIST> but that's part of the fun
17:00 <shadsam> thats everywhere garbos
17:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
18:00 <shadsam> what r doing tonight
19:00 <STINKFIST> not too sure yuet
19:00 <STINKFIST> missus is sick so I'll see if she's alright
19:00 <shadsam> np
19:00 <STINKFIST> a French mate is keen to chill at his, up on the 10th floor in the city proper, next to World Square
19:00 <STINKFIST> and another mate just asked what I was up to so I told him probably that, and he should come
20:00 <STINKFIST> I am just looking for my old address
20:00 <shadsam> that`d be cool
20:00 <STINKFIST> you can check if there's anything going there
20:00 <shadsam> no worries
20:00 <shadsam> i have to go in ten ill brb man
20:00 <STINKFIST> and this is from the '7/11' in Japan http://imgur.com/mbTEpNo
20:00 <shadsam> k thanks
20:00 <shadsam> :)
20:00 <STINKFIST> little rockets and roman candles and shit
21:00 <shadsam> 711
21:00 <shadsam> fair dinkum
22:00 <shadsam> why the fuck aint it legal in this shithouse
22:00 <shadsam> cause of some old worry box
22:00 <STINKFIST> because Aussies are dumb cunts and we aren't to be trusted :P
22:00 <STINKFIST> same reason there's no booze in the 7/11
22:00 <shadsam> fuckin politics
22:00 <STINKFIST> Asia is definitely rad
23:00 <STINKFIST> walk down to the 7/11, grab a six pack of German or Japanese beer or local if that's what you're into
23:00 <shadsam> how long is flight to china
23:00 <STINKFIST> way cheaper than anywhere in Oz, despite being the same stuff
23:00 <STINKFIST> grab a decent feed and some fireworks
23:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/K6OYvRlrUEE
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zomby- Godzilla (Jun 20, 2011) 3:07 - Category: Music - 10,929 views - 88 likes (96.7%), 3 dislikes (3.3%)
23:00 <STINKFIST> from Sydney to Hong Kong is about 10 hours
23:00 <shadsam> fireworks are still legal in darwin.
23:00 <STINKFIST> to Shanghai is about 11.5
23:00 <shadsam> fuck yea
23:00 <STINKFIST> 13 to Beijing
23:00 <STINKFIST> in Canberra too I think
23:00 <shadsam> nup
23:00 <shadsam> not cbr anymore
23:00 <STINKFIST> I recommend going to Hong Kong for 2-3 days just because it is fun for that long
23:00 <shadsam> only darwin i think
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah fuck hong kong
24:00 <STINKFIST> then through into the mainland
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> u dont even use it as a stop over for europe any more
24:00 <STINKFIST> gives you an opportunity to acclimatise slowly
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> garbage place
24:00 <shadsam> dads been to china for work
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> save like $400 using malaysia instead
24:00 <STINKFIST> money isn't really an issue
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> totes
25:00 <STINKFIST> though KL is nice for a few days too
25:00 <STINKFIST> but if you want to get some party on it isn't really the place for it
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> im 27 and retired.. i try to look after my money :P
25:00 <STINKFIST> can do Singapore but it's not really my scene
25:00 <STINKFIST> haha, I am still in the process of making more each year
25:00 <STINKFIST> I look forward to not needing more
26:00 <STINKFIST> but if I am going to China or wherever, the cost of my being there is way lower than being in Oz so I can splash out a bit more on stuff either side of it
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm mrs works pt and the rest we just live off term deposits its pretty good
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> beauty of not wanting kids :P
28:00 <Shadowgate> WaixYourLegs did a face with text using asci characters it was so clever lol
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> ascii
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> dumass
29:00 <simba> stfu Shadowgate
29:00 <STINKFIST> yeah true WaixYourLegs 
29:00 <STINKFIST> my missus doesn't want kids either
29:00 <STINKFIST> but we will see, no hurry on my side
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> just got back last month epic holiday away
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> drove perth to tassie and return
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> so nice
30:00 <STINKFIST> nice!
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yehh
32:00 <Shadowgate> simba up your you fucken poof
32:00 <shadsam> lol Shadowgate
32:00 <simba> lol Shadowgate
32:00 <simba> wait what what did he say that was funny
33:00 <shadsam> lol
33:00 <simba> what
33:00 <shadsam> what what lol
33:00 <shadsam> thats hilarious
33:00 <johninja> your you lol
33:00 <johninja> that is pretty funny
33:00 <simba> what is
33:00 <shadsam> lololololololol
33:00 <simba> im lost here
33:00 <johninja> i'me me
34:00 <Shadowgate> simba is a fucken dog
34:00 <johninja> hey baby it's cold outside
34:00 <johninja> Shadowgate what is the problem here?
34:00 <johninja> what did he do to deserve this outburst?
34:00 <shadsam> simba stop that
34:00 <simba> its frastop what
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> oops
34:00 <shadsam> heh
34:00 <simba> was typing in wrong box
34:00 <shadsam> k
35:00 <STINKFIST> we're on a road to nowhere
35:00 <shadsam> gunna make a melb track soon for all yas
35:00 <johninja> unprovoked internet attack]
35:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/Lar1qvlkgQY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kahn - Way Mi Defend (Sep 18, 2011) 5:01 - Category: Music - 43,279 views - 496 likes (99%), 5 dislikes (1%)
35:00 <shadsam> .
35:00 <simba> no dont
36:00 <STINKFIST> think of the kids
36:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
36:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 22 minutes ago (01.02. 12:14) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 hour 11 minutes there.
37:00 <shadsam> fix ur connect piet
37:00 <simba> wayne how is stealing from deadmousefive going
37:00 <shadsam> wb nikkys
37:00 <shadsam> stealing
37:00 <Nikky`> Thank you :o)
37:00 <shadsam> wtf
37:00 <simba> should be able to make a Slammin Electro Anthem ripping off him
37:00 <simba> yea didnt u say u were stealing ideas from him
38:00 <shadsam> 1 idea
38:00 <simba> hope its a good olne
38:00 <shadsam> havnt really used it
38:00 <simba> one
38:00 <shadsam> kk
39:00 <shadsam> lemon cordial mmmm
40:00 <Nikky`> water mmmm
41:00 <shadsam> Airport - brb djz
42:00 <shadsam> .
42:00 <Nikky`> This is fun
42:00 <Nikky`> I need foodage soon
43:00 <wizzardofdahood> hi guys 
43:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/SjnuU3R.jpg
43:00 <shadsam> vanilla milkshake
43:00 <shadsam> brb
43:00 <Nikky`> Hey wizzardofdahood
44:00 <wizzardofdahood> hi nikky 
45:00 <wizzardofdahood> any where in melbourne i can meet girls i just moved hear from perth been sitting in my room for 2 weeks so bord
45:00 <simba> everywhere
45:00 <simba> there are girls
45:00 <emuls> yup
45:00 <emuls> i agree
46:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, its hot..go down st kilda 
46:00 <emuls> they're not in your room thats for sure
46:00 <simba> go outside, thats where they are
46:00 <emuls> unless you pay for one to come to your room
46:00 <wizzardofdahood> lol
46:00 <simba> altho maybe if u self identify as a "wizard from da hood" nobody will be interested
46:00 <wizzardofdahood> how far away from mill park is that 
46:00 <milk> ring an agency
46:00 <wizzardofdahood> wizzard of the hood is just a album i like 
47:00 <STINKFIST> when did Perth become the hood?!
47:00 <milk> what kinda girls you like?
47:00 <STINKFIST> explains why BDO is never going back there I guess
47:00 <STINKFIST> it must be a bad neighbourhood
47:00 <wizzardofdahood> i dont know just ones that are not going to fuck me over
47:00 <simba> lol its something related to insane clown posse
47:00 <simba> loooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <wizzardofdahood> yeah it is 
48:00 <STINKFIST> wizzardofdahood, you're going to try to fuck them
48:00 <STINKFIST> likely in the arse, because I know I would
48:00 <STINKFIST> fair is fair really
48:00 <wizzardofdahood> lol
48:00 <STINKFIST> gotta expect a little drama drama 
48:00 <wizzardofdahood> if thats what they want i dont have a problem 
49:00 <STINKFIST> what they want is not always what they need
49:00 <wizzardofdahood> true
49:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WKuAWjBRs‎
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gang of Four - "What We All Want" (Aug 28, 2012) 4:59 - Category: Music - 5,797 views - 44 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Shadowgate> wizzardofdahood makes me laugh lol
49:00 <wizzardofdahood> i am in the middle of a devorce kinda over the bs just looking to move on
50:00 <johninja> hey Nikky`
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja *hugs*
51:00 <johninja> *hugs and squeeze*
51:00 <STINKFIST> it's misogyny o'clock Nikky`  :)
51:00 <milk> dude if you fuck a chick while you're divving things up in court you'll get screwed
51:00 <johninja> you get a decent sleep?
51:00 <STINKFIST> tell me you don't find it attractive when I talk chauvinistic to you
51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, got a pretty good sleep
51:00 <STINKFIST> if they're in a divorce they're already separated milk 
51:00 <Nikky`> uh huh stinky
51:00 <wizzardofdahood> not going to court 
51:00 <milk> wiz any cafes near you?
51:00 <wizzardofdahood> not sure 
51:00 <wizzardofdahood> i am in mill park 
52:00 <STINKFIST> Nikky`, fibber
52:00 <wizzardofdahood> i just moved hear from perth so i could see my kids 
52:00 <Nikky`> I never fib
52:00 <milk> go read the paper in a cafe
52:00 <johninja> i always tell the truth, even when i lie
52:00 <Nikky`> He tells such sweet lies tho
52:00 <Nikky`> Why I love him so 
52:00 <Nikky`> haha
52:00 <johninja> ;P
53:00 <STINKFIST> I love him because his wang is like a baby's arm holding an apple
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <Nikky`> Its how I sleep at night
53:00 <milk> seriously, you wear sunglasses while reading the paper in a cafe
53:00 <STINKFIST> it's what keeps me awake all night
53:00 <wizzardofdahood> lol
54:00 <STINKFIST> I wear sunglasses while looking at other women at the cafe
54:00 <STINKFIST> if I am single, no glasses, or else they don't know I am looking
54:00 <johninja> yeah sunglasses are a mustr for perving
54:00 <STINKFIST> and that's important
54:00 <Nikky`> for sure
54:00 <Nikky`> I mean, what
54:00 <STINKFIST> for perving when your missus is opposite you at the table
54:00 <johninja> "oh shit, can't check that out, forgot the sunnies"
54:00 <simba> i want them to know im looking
54:00 <wizzardofdahood> i aint so good with the girls i been with the same girl for 10 years i dont even know where to start
54:00 <johninja> lol simba
54:00 <STINKFIST> wizzardofdahood, I hear you mate
54:00 <simba> why would you wanna hide it like some pedo
54:00 <milk> buy a coffee with a yellowy and they wiggle at you
54:00 <STINKFIST> treat it just like when you were taken
54:00 <simba> let them see ur big hazel eyes ;D
54:00 <STINKFIST> cos chicks love the non-desperate thing
54:00 <johninja> well i don't really like people staring at me
55:00 <johninja> it's awkward
55:00 <johninja> so i don't do it to others
55:00 <STINKFIST> yeah johninja 
55:00 <Nikky`> I do have lovely hazel eyes
55:00 <STINKFIST> show them your browneyes
55:00 <simba> checking out a woman doesnt have to be desperate
55:00 <STINKFIST> eye
55:00 <STINKFIST> crap
55:00 <STINKFIST> I don't mean checking out
55:00 <STINKFIST> I mean trying to converse with
55:00 <wizzardofdahood> i am not desprate not realy looking to hook up just want some compnay 
55:00 <johninja> you can grab a sneaky boob look while talking to if the glasses are dark enough
55:00 <STINKFIST> then it's as easy at that wizzardofdahood 
55:00 <johninja> if not then it just makes things worse
55:00 <STINKFIST> you ask if you can join them 
55:00 <johninja> "i know you are looking at my boobs ok, sheesh"
56:00 <STINKFIST> most will say yes if they are single, and if you're creepy and/or boring they'll make excuses and leave soon enough
56:00 <STINKFIST> otherwise you're off to a good start
56:00 <wizzardofdahood> lol
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <simba> hes probably creepy and boring
56:00 <wizzardofdahood> thanks
56:00 <STINKFIST> I am both of those
56:00 <johninja> he's on irc
56:00 <STINKFIST> but outrageously good looking
56:00 <STINKFIST> which is obviously a perk
56:00 <johninja> of course he is creepy and boring
56:00 <simba> SuuRe U R
56:00 <wizzardofdahood> i havent been on irc since i was 13 lol
57:00 <johninja> but to what extent?
57:00 <STINKFIST> you know I am simba 
57:00 <milk> thats better thanks Nikky`
57:00 <simba> i have no clue
57:00 <STINKFIST> I've heard you asking about my milkshake
57:00 <simba> does it bring all teh dudes on austnet
57:00 <wizzardofdahood> LOL
57:00 <STINKFIST> it brings all the dudes pretending to be chicks to the chan
57:00 <STINKFIST> and they're like 'dick pix'
58:00 <wizzardofdahood> was feeling depressed untill i got on hear u guys are a crack up 
58:00 <STINKFIST> we are pretty rad
58:00 <simba> naWWwww
58:00 <johninja> it's the same for me wizzardofdahood
58:00 <STINKFIST> that's why we swim in poontang
58:00 <johninja> but more of a slef confidence thing
58:00 <johninja> i see that i'm not actually that retarted
58:00 <johninja> in comparison
59:00 <simba> imagine if that was an award
59:00 <simba> not that retarded in comparison
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Nikky`> what is better milk?
00:00 <milk> better than what?
00:00 <johninja> and the "sure it wasn't a good movie but at least it's not adam sandler" award
00:00 <Nikky`> well johninja...welllllllllllllllll
00:00 <Nikky`> :P
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> i actually don't keep up with movies
00:00 <johninja> so nfi
01:00 <johninja> apparently there were some decent ones this year
01:00 <johninja> like most other years
01:00 <simba> i saw that wolf on wall street movie god it was bad
01:00 <johninja> how about that
01:00 <simba> dont see it
01:00 <johninja> ok
01:00 <johninja> i won't
01:00 <johninja> unless Nikky` makes me watch it
01:00 <johninja> then i will pretend to watch it while i stare at the wall
01:00 <Nikky`> I might make you watch it
01:00 <Nikky`> BUT
02:00 <Nikky`> Then i'd watch something crap for you
02:00 <Nikky`> like, cricket
02:00 <johninja> lol 
02:00 <johninja> mel wouldn't watch django with me :(
02:00 <Nikky`> What a bitch
02:00 <Nikky`> sif be friends with her now over that
02:00 <Nikky`> haha
02:00 <johninja> she did download it for me though, pretty cool movie
02:00 <johninja> haha
03:00 <Nikky`> I've not seen it
03:00 <johninja> yeah probably not your thing
03:00 <johninja> quite graphic
03:00 <johninja> blood and shit everywhere etc
03:00 <Nikky`> I am ok with graphic, sometimes
03:00 <Lumeah> dam lol
03:00 <STINKFIST> back in a minute
04:00 <STINKFIST> cooking up some bokchoy in oyster for the missus
04:00 <johninja> as you do
04:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie my hair is dry enough to head to shops.. shall bbs
04:00 <johninja> enjoy
04:00 <STINKFIST> as I do :P
04:00 <Nikky`> I'll buy you a treat while i'm gone
04:00 <johninja> ooh a treat!
04:00 <Nikky`> As long as you're a good boy
04:00 <Nikky`> haha
04:00 <johninja> i'll try
04:00 <johninja> no promises
05:00 <Nikky`> yeah, as we are talking about you
05:00 <Nikky`> just saying is all
05:00 <simba> lay out the welcome meat for the british mat
05:00 <British^Meat> yes yes, the welcome meat
06:00 <British^Meat> im bacon irc
06:00 <johninja> one of my favourite internet meats
06:00 <British^Meat> :)
06:00 <British^Meat> i ham here
06:00 <johninja> British^Bacon is probably my fave right now
06:00 <johninja> but you are close
06:00 <simba> internet meat that would be a cool way to rebrand beef jerkey for fat nerds
06:00 <simba> meat u eat while on the internet
06:00 <British^Meat> id steak my reputation on it
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> oh jeeze
06:00 <simba> johnturkey
07:00 <emuls> HOHOHO
07:00 <British^Meat> im here all night..!
07:00 <johninja> ugh looks to much like wild turkey
07:00 <emuls> he's on a (turkey) roll
07:00 <johninja> johnveal
07:00 <British^Meat> hah
07:00 <British^Meat> indeed
07:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to spam you with my terrible meat jokes
07:00 <johninja> i'm not sure things could get much worse
07:00 <johninja> just do it..
08:00 <simba> what was the idea behind Meat anyway
08:00 <simba> are u just a piece of British Meat
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl ple thieving cunts
08:00 <British^Meat> i think one day i just figured, we are all meat
08:00 <British^Meat> your meat
08:00 <johninja> yeah i mean it's not like the brits are known for their meat
08:00 <simba> im meat
08:00 <johninja> Argentine^Meat i get
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> 4gb single 1333 $49
08:00 <simba> were all meat men
08:00 <British^Meat> i suppose im not strictly british these days
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> 8gb kit (2x4gb) $99
08:00 <British^Meat> but yes, there are british meats 
08:00 <British^Meat> a lovely bit of silverside
09:00 <johninja> ...
09:00 <Lumeah> gezz who'd have a baby.. lol 
09:00 <British^Meat> some corned beef flanked by mash with a lovely cheese sauce
09:00 <British^Meat> oh baby
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> extra 50c buying it in kit rofl
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> think i will just buy 6x 4gb singles
09:00 <STINKFIST> silverside is a winner on sangas
09:00 <johninja> that's meat for people who like bad meat
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> save 3 bux
09:00 <johninja> eat some badger
09:00 <British^Meat> some eng style corned beef
10:00 <British^Meat> i eat quail
10:00 <British^Meat> all the time
10:00 <simba> quail eggs ?
10:00 <johninja> apparently sausage dogs were bred to hunt badgers
10:00 <johninja> kinda funny to imagine them
10:00 <johninja> we have 3
10:00 <johninja> i don't know why hunt badgers for anyways
10:00 <johninja> what do they do to hurt things?
11:00 <johninja> they just chll out being pissed off underground and stuff
11:00 <emuls> did you know
11:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/3cc12dU1u0Y
11:00 <emuls> you're more like to be killed by a hot dog than a shark?
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jubilee Line Ticket Barrier Sings Blur's Song 2 (Jan 28, 2014) 1:14 - Category: Comedy - 587,452 views - 3,949 likes (96.8%), 132 dislikes (3.2%)
11:00 <johninja> interesting
11:00 <johninja> more people die from peanut alergys than terrorism
12:00 <Lumeah> lol 
12:00 <johninja> i think we need to have a war on peanuts
12:00 <johninja> (not the pistachios though, they are the 'good' ones)
12:00 <British^Meat> would suck being allergic to peanuts
13:00 <wizzardofdahood> LOL what 
14:00 <johninja> oh wow man
14:00 <johninja> this facebook news feed
14:00 <simba> wizzardofdahood is a passionate Newport County fan
14:00 <johninja> abbot won't like it
14:00 <wizzardofdahood> wtf
14:00 <wizzardofdahood> are you looking at 
14:00 <simba> my monitors
14:00 <simba> u?
14:00 <johninja> i have 3 news feeds from facebook and they are all critical of the government
15:00 <johninja> #noWAsharkcull 
15:00 <johninja> probably related to what i post about or what?
15:00 <johninja> who knows man...
15:00 <johninja> i like zuckers now
16:00 <simba> facebook a place 2 argue
16:00 <johninja> it can be
16:00 <johninja> its like a multimedia too
16:00 <johninja> can troll, argue, look at cool pics
16:00 <johninja> pretty much what irc should have been
16:00 <simba> i mean do people really "communicate" with each other on it
17:00 <simba> you can do that on irc
17:00 <johninja> i talk to people on it i wouldn't bother staying in touch with otherwise
17:00 <johninja> i have actually met someone who is now a good mate on there
17:00 <johninja> added him thinking he was someone i went to school with
17:00 <johninja> turns out wrond dude but he was actually heaps cooler than the other guy anyways
18:00 <johninja> now i'm going to his wedding etc
18:00 <johninja> got smashed heaps of times
19:00 <simba> its like the internet within the internet for people who just want a condensed version
19:00 <johninja> hmm yeah i guess
19:00 <johninja> not everyone has all day to hang out and find cool cat pics like us
19:00 <johninja> they need other people to do that for them
20:00 <simba> please dont include me in this cat picture hunting crew 
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <simba> ill die before i link 2 a cat
20:00 <johninja> yeah it was a joke, i don't even like cat pics
20:00 <simba> I get the point 
21:00 <simba> i can imagine ISPs having deals in the future where you decide which 'app' your kid has access to
21:00 <simba> net nanny gone wild
21:00 <simba> once it is all governed and they treat business on the net the same as a business offline
21:00 <simba> Dark Days Harry
21:00 <johninja> hmm
22:00 <johninja> well tbh online shopping has taken out a lot of small businesses
22:00 <johninja> tough call
22:00 <simba> yea imagine if we start seeing JB hi fis fall
22:00 <johninja> i guess it may have helped others
22:00 <johninja> all about keeping up with the tech
22:00 <johninja> and promotion
23:00 <British^Meat> N I C E  B I R D bird!
23:00 <johninja> well jb hi fi is online
23:00 <johninja> but they are kinda shit at it
23:00 <johninja> sometimes stuff you order takes 3 months to come
23:00 <johninja> "hi your order from 3 months ago is ready!"
23:00 <johninja> "thanks i'll just withdraw all the funds from my account because i don't want it anymore"
24:00 <simba> yea nobodys gonna do that when theres an ebay or an online only cheap little store
24:00 <British^Meat> heh withdraw
24:00 <johninja> ;)
24:00 <johninja> don't want no internet babies with that jb ho
24:00 <simba> i deposited money INTO an atm yesterday
25:00 <simba> Life.
25:00 <johninja> she probably just saying its yours anytways
25:00 <johninja> lol wow
25:00 <simba> and i saw an ad of some kent pouring money into the tray at like 3am you can even put shrap into the atm in the middle of the night to get that next hit
25:00 <johninja> wonder how hard it would be to trick the reader?
25:00 <simba> thats all i thought of when i saw that ad, junkies being able to buy 
25:00 <simba> not waiting til morning
26:00 <STINKFIST> I do it all the time simba, but with cheques
26:00 <johninja> so crazy
26:00 <johninja> probably won't be even cash in ten years
27:00 <johninja> junkies will have to do sexual favours for drugs
27:00 <STINKFIST> don't they already?
27:00 <johninja> sometimes i guess
27:00 <British^Meat> i dun use much cash
27:00 <simba> soon our phones will be our atm cards
27:00 <johninja> i find it's actually better not to have cash for me
27:00 <simba> i wodner how long we will have cash
27:00 <johninja> unless i'm buying drugs
27:00 <simba> im sure there will always be a placze for it
27:00 <johninja> when you got the cash in your wallet its so easy to spend
27:00 <Shadowgate> british meat im still here not dead, up yours
28:00 <British^Meat> yesterday i pulled $1000 out of the ATM, i lost $250
28:00 <British^Meat> Didnt even care!
28:00 <johninja> yeh
28:00 <simba> lmbo
28:00 <British^Meat> lol, thats obviously a lie
28:00 <British^Meat> i didnt do that
28:00 <British^Meat> congratulations on not being dead Shadowgate
28:00 <johninja> "who even needs this money shit anyways maaann" British^Meat 2014
28:00 <British^Meat> good for u buddy
28:00 <simba> he didnt even type that out like he believed it
28:00 <simba> scraping the bottom of the barrel 
29:00 <johninja> Shadowgate just wants to be loved 
29:00 <Shadowgate> british meat there is 334 days left in the year and every day im gonna stick it up you and your faggot boyfreind simba that im still alive and allways will be with allah
29:00 <johninja> dude..no touching...thats extra
29:00 <British^Meat> lol
29:00 <British^Meat> wtf have i done!?
29:00 <johninja> lol wow
29:00 <British^Meat> dude broken as
29:00 <johninja> you upset a muslim
30:00 <johninja> so screwed
30:00 <johninja> he gonna jihad the fuck out of you now
30:00 <simba> Shadowgate is the ultimate prototypical nerd nickname and his personality suits it perfectly
30:00 <British^Meat> you're gonna stick what up me?
30:00 <simba> what does "shadow gate" mean how did you think of that
30:00 <British^Meat> r u trying to make my faggot bf jealous?
30:00 <British^Meat> coz it wont work
30:00 <simba> i bet it was an expansion pack to some turn based strategy in the 90s
30:00 <simba> Warriors of the Heavens: Shadow Gate
30:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <johninja> i better not lol too much or i will become a target too
31:00 <simba> ShadowLurker is also a funny one
31:00 <johninja> biab
31:00 <British^Meat> youre not on my troublesome user list Shadowgate
31:00 <British^Meat> more like my downey/aspbergers/autism list
31:00 <Shadowgate> fuck of dont pm me im drinking beer
31:00 <British^Meat> probably yer
33:00 <STINKFIST> I know what I am getting Shadowgate for Christmas
33:00 <STINKFIST> some apostrophes 
33:00 <STINKFIST> big ol' bag of them
33:00 <British^Meat> heh
33:00 <simba> im going to get him some belly button lint
34:00 <British^Meat> im gonna get him some calming hrebal ointment
34:00 <British^Meat> in about 327 days time
35:00 <Shadowgate> british meat do you want this hell, do you want 334 days of your life to be hell be telling you its not gonna happen your not going to kill me, these death threates stop, you will lose.
35:00 <simba> what a retard
35:00 <British^Meat> :)
35:00 <British^Meat> silly user
36:00 <Shadowgate> your not going to kill me this year, ill destroy you.
36:00 <simba> whats wrong with you 
36:00 <simba> fucken alcoholics
36:00 <British^Meat> you want... a war....?
36:00 <British^Meat> I'll give you.... A WAR!!
36:00 <STINKFIST> http://fun4u.us/mma/wing-chun-vs-mma-kung-fu-bjj-boxing-karate-wrestling-muay-thai-sambo-kickboxing/
38:00 <johninja>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/1514653_598778320176196_1676807468_n.jpg 
38:00 <johninja> why do you want to live so much for anyways
39:00 <johninja> 2015 will be the year of Shadowgates demise apparently
39:00 <johninja> hopefully it is quick and painless
39:00 <STINKFIST> blood drenched execution?
40:00 <STINKFIST> FEEL THE FUCKING PAIN
40:00 <STINKFIST> AS I RIP THE CHILD FROM YOUR CUNT
40:00 <British^Meat> hah john
41:00 <johninja> the bodies hit the floor
41:00 <johninja> we all fall down
42:00 <simba> rancid amputation
43:00 <johninja> i'm sorry ms jackson
43:00 <STINKFIST> I am surreal
43:00 <johninja> hehe
44:00 <Fatty> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/261385011154?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
44:00 <British^Meat> gasp
44:00 <johninja> oh damn durrants streak anded
44:00 <johninja> only got 26
44:00 <British^Meat> control + L gets rid of that line
44:00 <johninja> the team kicked ass though
44:00 <British^Meat> y i did not know of this earlier i do not know
44:00 <simba> yeah fuck that line
44:00 <Fatty> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/261385018567?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
44:00 <simba> i cant stand it
44:00 <johninja> what line?
44:00 <simba> the last read line
44:00 <johninja> nice work stebie
44:00 <simba> control l
44:00 <British^Meat> lol Fatty
45:00 <johninja> idgi
45:00 <British^Meat> that is THE worst sonic game
45:00 <johninja> oh
45:00 <Moke> np: Giraffage - Money "Needs"
45:00 <johninja> i see
45:00 <johninja> wow
45:00 <simba> lmao why would u spam sonic unleashed
45:00 <simba> its probably his
45:00 <johninja> what the fuck am i doing up here?
45:00 <johninja> i read this already
45:00 <johninja> so confused right now
45:00 <British^Meat> id maybe pay 99c for it
45:00 <johninja> HELP!
45:00 <stebie> ty johninja
45:00 <stebie> :D
45:00 <British^Meat> johninja is stuck in a time void
45:00 <simba> hes got some shit games for sale... it could be wild turkey
46:00 <British^Meat> yer gona check out the rest of his shit
46:00 <Moke> hey simba
46:00 <Moke> how r u man
46:00 <simba> YO
46:00 <Moke> st jeromes was fucking amazing
46:00 <johninja> it's ok, i scrolled down now
46:00 <simba> Winning! - charlie sheen
46:00 <johninja> phew
46:00 <johninja> that was a close one
46:00 <British^Meat> yer, rubbish games
46:00 <British^Meat> welcome back to the present johninja
46:00 <stebie> :/
46:00 <johninja> ty
46:00 <Moke> i saw the growl, adalita,xxyyxx, cashmere cat,mount kimbie,cloud control,danny brown,run the jewels, earl sweatshirt
46:00 <johninja> i wonder what it would be like to scroll into the future?
46:00 <simba> kool i love cash cat
46:00 <British^Meat> wasnt adalita hot?
47:00 <British^Meat> at some stage?
47:00 <johninja> i'm sure most things would be the same
47:00 <British^Meat> in a kinda, hot boganny kinda way?
47:00 <Moke> adalita yah
47:00 <johninja> beehhh would still be talking about the same stuff in 2050
47:00 <johninja> so i guess that would be comforting
47:00 <STINKFIST> only difference is that there will be 5 users here
47:00 <STINKFIST> and all will be idling except for one at a time
47:00 <johninja> haha maybe
47:00 <Moke> yeah
47:00 <johninja> it seems atm when someone leaves newbies or old users come back though
47:00 <johninja> its like a void
47:00 <STINKFIST> alive Dan?
47:00 <Moke> holy fuck the mosh for danny brown was amazing
47:00 <STINKFIST> I pop in occasionally
48:00 <Moke> DIp i dip i dip i dip
48:00 <STINKFIST> but last time I started popping in, around 2 years ago, there was about 80 odd users
48:00 <Moke> kush coma
48:00 <STINKFIST> and now it seems mid 50s
48:00 <STINKFIST> a few years back earlier there was 150 odd
48:00 <johninja> ahh yes
48:00 <johninja> less users means less fuckwits too though
48:00 <johninja> its not all bad
48:00 <British^Meat> hmmm i think 2014 has seen a bit of an influx of cocks though
49:00 <British^Meat> i dunno what happened to Shadowgate he's gone mental
49:00 <johninja> yeah 
49:00 <STINKFIST> seems to be the same wankers usually
49:00 <British^Meat> everyones tired of pandas
49:00 <STINKFIST> they never die
49:00 <johninja> he's changed mannnn
49:00 <STINKFIST> unfortunately
49:00 <British^Meat> and the spence guy
49:00 <British^Meat> and im a bit tired of TheRon
49:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, maybe IM the retard
49:00 <johninja> oh wow
49:00 <johninja> hmm
49:00 <johninja> it's hard to stay mad at TheRon
49:00 <johninja> he's like a puppy
50:00 <johninja> sure he took a massive dump in the halway
50:00 <johninja> but look at him man
50:00 <Moke> np: Cashmere Cat - With Me "Wedding Bells Ep (Vinyl+Mp3) [Vinyl Maxi-Single] [Vinyl Maxi-Single]"
50:00 <johninja> just look at him
50:00 <Moke> this guy was fucking incredible 
50:00 <British^Meat> he just repeats the same lines over and over, and i swear he listens to the same radio station we have at work
50:00 <British^Meat> blooidy Mix FM
50:00 <British^Meat> safe mid 80'
50:00 <Moke> cashmere cat man fucking two decks man scratches and cooks some sic beats
50:00 <British^Meat> safe mid 80's cock rock
50:00 <johninja> i'm not sure we really needed this guy that spams shit mp3s
50:00 <johninja> that was an uneccisary addition
51:00 <johninja> more of a luxury
51:00 <johninja> but not a good one
51:00 <British^Meat> please Moke, can you consider other users?
51:00 <British^Meat> thanks mate
51:00 <Moke> ah no
51:00 <Moke> stfu
51:00 <johninja> "do you really NEED that cd player?"
51:00 <British^Meat> no u
51:00 <Moke> i can show wat song i play
51:00 <Moke> fuckwit
51:00 <johninja> wow
51:00 <British^Meat> no u!
51:00 <British^Meat> you can show
51:00 <Moke> who the fuck are u to tell me what to do
51:00 <johninja> touchy
51:00 <British^Meat> and i can comment
51:00 <Moke> fucking cunt brick
51:00 <STINKFIST> I can hardly wait, #melbourne
51:00 <British^Meat> so up yours!
51:00 <STINKFIST> till we go down to the well
52:00 <Moke> up yours u fat stinky british cunt
52:00 <British^Meat> i cant compete
52:00 <johninja> i'm going to come back in ten years and say how shit this is now and ask about old users that nobody but you cares about
52:00 <British^Meat> i bow down to you and your dominance Moke
52:00 <johninja> seems to be the cool thing to do
52:00 <British^Meat> youre the alpha
52:00 <milk> l8r
52:00 <British^Meat> im just a peon Moke
53:00 <johninja> milk down!
53:00 <Moke> johnninja
53:00 <Moke> stfu
53:00 <STINKFIST> hey
53:00 <STINKFIST> I haven't been here for a while
53:00 <STINKFIST> does that guy milk still come in here?
53:00 <johninja> Moke, you need to calm down lady
53:00 <Moke> your the stupid fuckwit who will be sitting here in 10 years crying over spilt milk
53:00 <Moke> fuckwit
53:00 <johninja> wow
53:00 <simba> calm down
53:00 <johninja> so upset
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> what just happened?
53:00 <STINKFIST> milk is no laughing matter
53:00 <johninja> do you take everything i type as an attack on you?
53:00 <druidess> yes
53:00 <johninja> i see
53:00 <British^Meat> i think i asked some dude if he could lay off of the mp3 script, and he went MENTAL
53:00 <STINKFIST> I take every finger in the bum as an attack on me
54:00 <simba> Moke calm down here this will help http://youtu.be/tSoD1q-bGxc
54:00 <johninja> yeah lost his shit
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldcut True Skool (Zomby Remix) (Jan 27, 2014) 3:00 - Category: Music - 69 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <British^Meat> see, i told you there was an influx!!
54:00 <Moke> zomby 
54:00 <STINKFIST> British^Meat, you need to find a, new vagina
54:00 <Moke> is the shit
54:00 <Moke> thanx simba
54:00 <Moke> np: Cashmere Cat - Pearls "Wedding Bells Ep (Vinyl+Mp3) [Vinyl Maxi-Single] [Vinyl Maxi-Single]"
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> oh geeze
54:00 <simba> yea new remix its rly good
54:00 <Moke> i need some decks
54:00 <STINKFIST> confusion in his eyes it says it all
54:00 <STINKFIST> he's lost control
54:00 <STINKFIST> I have huge decks
54:00 <Moke> want someone to collab with on making beats
54:00 <johninja> does it really NEED the vinyl-maxi part twice?
54:00 <STINKFIST> ask Nikky` 
54:00 <johninja> even once is not needed imo
54:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:54:35 PM* <Moke> i need some dicks
54:00 <Moke> john shoosh
54:00 <simba> diy
54:00 <Nikky`> Its true
55:00 <Moke> simba need beat makers
55:00 <simba> huh
55:00 <Moke> i got the shit to do it just need the macbook 
55:00 <Moke> lol
55:00 <STINKFIST> wear a pink shirt and rainbow nail polish
55:00 <ShadowLurker> fail
55:00 <STINKFIST> and head down the local Moke 
55:00 <STINKFIST> should work
55:00 <simba> you dont needa  fucking macbook cunt
55:00 <simba> fuck
55:00 <Moke> n
55:00 <Moke> o
55:00 <Moke> i knw
55:00 <Moke> i was been funny
55:00 <ShadowLurker> failbook
55:00 <johninja> yeah austnet needs some more people who make terrible music
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <STINKFIST> I thought it was funny
55:00 <Moke> i have a perfectly good hp laptop
55:00 <johninja> nice one
55:00 <simba> phew
55:00 <STINKFIST> I got the joke
55:00 <British^Meat> lol johninja
55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL JOHN
55:00 <STINKFIST> because you said macbook
55:00 <STINKFIST> instead of just mac
55:00 <simba> and only faggots use macbooks right
55:00 <simba> right i get it
55:00 <johninja> i think he is coming out
56:00 <STINKFIST> only faggots use macbooks to meet other men for sex
56:00 <Moke> oh dear god
56:00 <simba> especially to make Festival Faggot Music
56:00 <Moke> lol
56:00 <STINKFIST> sup ITaL^GuY 
56:00 <simba> Slammin Faggot Anthems to Pump Your Faggot Fist To
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <simba> sorry i hate electro anthems
56:00 <ITaL^GuY> hiya STINKFIST
56:00 <STINKFIST> simba is knocking fisting now
56:00 <STINKFIST> fucking prude
56:00 <Moke> i love how everyones idea of what a dj is is some faggot who presses queue on the laptop at a club
56:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi simba
56:00 <johninja> that was a cool rant
56:00 <Moke> thats not djing
56:00 <simba> STINKFIST > FISTPUMPING
56:00 <STINKFIST> Moke, you're missing the finer points of DJ'ing
56:00 <simba> yo 1 tall guy
56:00 <Nikky`> ITaL^GuY :o)
56:00 <johninja> if you have to rage at least be funny 
56:00 <STINKFIST> which is wearing a backpack
56:00 <Moke> thats some little faggot bitch who thinks he is a dj
56:00 <Moke> yes
56:00 <Moke> well yeah
56:00 <STINKFIST> and having headphones held to one ear
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ Moke
56:00 <STINKFIST> nodding your head
56:00 <ShadowLurker> so anger
56:00 <ShadowLurker> much rage
56:00 <STINKFIST> and sometimes raising an arm and going 'JEAH'
57:00 <British^Meat> lol STINKFIST
57:00 <ShadowLurker> very doge
57:00 <STINKFIST> I am a pretty experienced DJ
57:00 <Moke> much anger
57:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky` :)
57:00 <johninja> the butthurt is strong in this one
57:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt it
57:00 <STINKFIST> you're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
57:00 <ShadowLurker> he's so butthurt he needs a rectum transplant
58:00 <Moke> im not sure thats even possible
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
58:00 <johninja> it could be
58:00 <johninja> i see they are implanting wombs in chicks now
58:00 <johninja> so you know..
58:00 <Moke> wtf
58:00 <johninja> same thing really
58:00 <ShadowLurker> supposidly
58:00 <johninja> just a couple of inches and you're in it
58:00 <STINKFIST> buy me a soda
58:00 <STINKFIST> and try to molest me in the parking lot
59:00 <STINKFIST> you're the bone machine
59:00 <johninja> We are now 43rd out a list of 188 countries in world internet speed rankings, lagging behind Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Malta, The Ukraine, The island of Jersey, Mongolia, New Zealand, & Romania (who are 3rd on the list).
59:00 <simba> need to hear this without the ~rapping~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9qzPSFCq3I
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gorilla Zoe ft. Rick Ross and Big Gee - Trying To Make A Jug (Sep 11, 2007) 6:38 - Category: Music - 19,954 views - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/s720x720/1496847_253247054852109_492702170_n.jpg 
00:00 <simba> even skrtels family has faster internet
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <simba> and new zealand
00:00 <johninja> even gypsys get faster net speeds in their caravans
00:00 <johninja> in romania
00:00 <simba> i like how he said lagging behind
00:00 <simba> that is brilliant
00:00 <johninja> true
00:00 <johninja> i didn't notice that
00:00 <johninja> very witty
01:00 <simba> we all have to bow down to our master before they give us good internet
01:00 <johninja> nah rupert will never let us have good net
01:00 <johninja> it means we will stop watching his shit tv
01:00 <johninja> that is the whole agenda
02:00 <johninja> just ruin a whole country so you can make an extra few million dollars
02:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair John
02:00 <STINKFIST> all those countries together, in size and population locality
02:00 <STINKFIST> requires about as much cable as Sydney
02:00 <johninja> heh
02:00 <simba> i wonder if most people have foxtel or the equivilent by now
02:00 <simba> theyve forced all sports fans to get it 
02:00 <johninja> well i think old mate just grabbed the smallest ones for his article
02:00 <STINKFIST> like Mongolia is huge, but every prick with electricity is in Ulaan Bataar
02:00 <Moke> its bullshit
02:00 <STINKFIST> Ukraine isn't much better
02:00 <Moke> u can stream foxports on xbox 360
02:00 <Moke> and they have all the fox sports channels 1 2 3 now
03:00 <STINKFIST> and Romania obviously is stealing cable from its neighbours
03:00 <STINKFIST> bloody Gypsies
03:00 <simba> yea but that goes back to the internet thing we dont really have good enough net to warrant having a net only fox subscription
03:00 <Moke> i dodgied the connection last year
03:00 <simba> that would be better i think
03:00 <Moke> and 2011 for the world cup
03:00 <simba> 20410 kool
03:00 <simba> 2010
03:00 <simba> deutschland!!!
04:00 <Moke> it was only available in metro areas and the area i live in so i dodgied the address and that
04:00 <Moke> and streamed it through my net
04:00 <johninja> the 2011 world cup was pretty shit
04:00 <Moke> 8mps
04:00 <johninja> nobody even turned up :(
04:00 <Moke> it was good
04:00 <British^Meat> hmmmm, u know the kevin Costner movie, The Postman?
04:00 <British^Meat> that was set in 2013
04:00 <Moke> no problems streaming
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <STINKFIST> I was in Shanghai for 2011 World Cup
04:00 <STINKFIST> was awesome
04:00 <simba> cant belief teh world cup is this year
04:00 <simba> in 12~SamBA 8CouNTry~
05:00 <johninja> oh you mean the 2010 world cup?
05:00 <British^Meat> i think its gonna be weird watching the winter olympics in 40+ heat
05:00 <johninja> yeah that was ok
05:00 <simba> cant believe that was 4 years ago
05:00 <STINKFIST> I do it the same way at the tennis BM
05:00 <STINKFIST> not at all.
05:00 <simba> the suarez handball
06:00 <Moke> when i said world cup i was referring to 2011 cricket world cup
06:00 <simba> fuck cricket!!!!!!!
06:00 <Moke> love it
06:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=238704229587271
06:00 <Moke> nrl
06:00 <Moke> darts
06:00 <British^Meat> looooooool david brent is back
06:00 <Moke> lol
07:00 <Moke> david brent
07:00 <Moke> who is that faggot
07:00 <Moke> david mendelson
07:00 <Moke> fgt?
07:00 <simba> man havent u seen equality st
07:00 <simba> i enjoy it
07:00 <simba> i couldnt get in2 derek 
07:00 <simba> Moke watch teh UK office
07:00 <British^Meat> classic :) i miss brent
08:00 <British^Meat> have not yet watched derrick
08:00 <British^Meat> i wasnt sure if it was gonna be funny or not
08:00 <Moke> i prefer us office
08:00 <British^Meat> or just a bit of a chuckle
08:00 <Moke> ricky gervais is a fuckwit
08:00 <simba> lol why
08:00 <simba> black people arent crazy, fat people arent lazy.. and dwarfs arent babies
08:00 <simba> you cant just pick them up its not right
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <Moke> np: Mount Kimbie - You Took Your Time (feat. King Krule) "Cold Spring Fault Less Youth"
09:00 <simba> Moke why u hatin gervais 4
09:00 <simba> what u reason
09:00 <simba> n e reason
09:00 <Moke> i just dislike him man
09:00 <Moke> i dont find him funny
09:00 <simba> y
09:00 <British^Meat> gervais, MASTER
09:00 <simba> ok
09:00 <Moke> steve carel is way better
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Moke> but its just my opinion
09:00 <simba> at what
10:00 <simba> maybe at pulling dumb faces carrey style
10:00 <simba> which is ok
10:00 <Moke> what r your favorite tv shows
10:00 <Moke> breaking bad would be one of my top
10:00 <simba> havent seen carell write anything tho
10:00 <simba> its always sunny is teh best show
10:00 <Moke> arrested development
10:00 <Moke> parks and recreation
10:00 <Moke> community
11:00 <Moke> all good
11:00 <simba> jamie oliver at home
11:00 <Moke> he shits me off
11:00 <Moke> annoying as fuck
11:00 <simba> lololol
11:00 <Moke> yup i said it
11:00 <johninja> ok thanks
11:00 <Moke> lol @ woolworths have oliver
11:00 <simba> if you havent seen its always sunny in philadelphia stop wasting ur time and get it
11:00 <Moke> and coles have that fuckhead curtis stone
11:00 <johninja> woops wrong window
11:00 <johninja> but thanks anyways
11:00 <simba> thanks for the beef
12:00 <Moke> newsroom is good
12:00 <Moke> gilmore girls
12:00 <Moke> lol
12:00 <Nikky`> No no thank you johninja
12:00 <johninja> thanks for being you Nikky`
12:00 <johninja> it's the greatest gift i have ever received
12:00 <Nikky`> I am please - I like to make you happy
12:00 <Nikky`> *pleased
13:00 <simba> the greatest.gif
13:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MBXkBRlJts
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Rashad - Acid Bit (feat Addison Groove) (Hyperdub 2013) (Oct 28, 2013) 3:26 - Category: Music - 3,643 views - 44 likes (97.8%), 1 dislikes (2.2%)
13:00 <simba> do u even gift
13:00 <johninja> the Jazz beating golden state warriors rite now simba
13:00 <johninja> Live~
14:00 <simba> u rok
14:00 <johninja> not sure they will be able to hold out though
14:00 <johninja> warriors can smash it from 3pts
14:00 <Moke> simba dj rashad
14:00 <Moke> is amazing
15:00 <simba> this track actually reminds me of something chris would make but chris is like trying to make it
15:00 <simba> hes p cool 
15:00 <simba> just realised we r not even playign tonight :9
15:00 <johninja> ooh
16:00 <simba> terror australis
16:00 <johninja> i kinda lost touch with it
16:00 <johninja> suck like that
16:00 <johninja> superbowl on monday too
16:00 <johninja> got into the NFL season for like 4-5 weeks
16:00 <johninja> then i cbf
16:00 <Pieter> Go on now people, woo me
16:00 <Pieter> No
17:00 <johninja> it's a compliment in my culture
17:00 <simba> i wanted to follow st louis again but the footballs take up a lot
17:00 <johninja> yeah hard to follow all the footballs
17:00 <johninja> st lious aren't so good right now
17:00 <johninja> they have a decent QB and stuff but just...lacking some other things
17:00 <simba> i mean blues lol in HoCkey
17:00 <johninja> oh
18:00 <johninja> so confusing
18:00 <simba> they were going well early on
18:00 <johninja> one of them needs to move
18:00 <johninja> hmm i like the ducks
18:00 <johninja> but don't keep up with iut
19:00 <johninja> was cool the other day man
19:00 <simba> blues and chicago blackhawks r still on top of the conference i think they had a playoff last year which owned
19:00 <johninja> both teams lined up and as soon as the whistel went they had a HUGE 5 on 5 fight
19:00 <simba> the ducks are owned by disney arent they
19:00 <johninja> they both put their enforcers on to start lol
19:00 <simba> nice ill look it p
19:00 <STINKFIST> and managed by Emilio Estevez
19:00 <simba> up
19:00 <johninja> yeah do it
19:00 <simba> lol honestly i think anaheim are owned by disney
19:00 <simba> they own a baseball team too
19:00 <johninja> then the coach tried to attack the opposition players in the locker room
20:00 <johninja> like full went at them
20:00 <johninja> this little dude raging at like 20+ hockey players
20:00 <johninja> pretty brave
20:00 <simba> who were they playing
20:00 <johninja> don't know if was the blues
21:00 <johninja> -– Calgary Flames coach Bob Hartley has been fined $25,000 for his responsibility for the incident that took place off of the opening faceoff of NHL Game No. 735 in Vancouver on Saturday
21:00 <simba> hard to find specific hockey fight videos theyre more frequent then goals
21:00 <simba> The club was founded in 1993 by The Walt Disney Company as the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim, a name based on the 1992 film The Mighty Ducks.
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <johninja> damn
21:00 <simba> they dont own them anymore
22:00 <johninja> http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/10316780/vancouver-canucks-calgary-flames-brawl-2-seconds-game 
22:00 <johninja> dunno about that site, espn usually pretty cool though
22:00 <simba> do u know wake forrest the college football side
22:00 <johninja> yeh
23:00 <simba> i literally went to high school with a guy playing QB there now
23:00 <simba> http://www.wakeforestsports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/alexander_kinal_761642.html
23:00 <johninja> i think Tim Duncan went there
23:00 <johninja> this fight is pretty brutal lol
23:00 <simba> oh he isnt a QB
23:00 <simba> hes a punter of course
24:00 <simba> cos he played AFL
24:00 <johninja> ahh yes
24:00 <johninja> yeah man
24:00 <johninja> nice thogh
24:00 <johninja> looks pretty badass
24:00 <British^Meat> lol hockey
24:00 <British^Meat> surely thats a joke sport
24:00 <British^Meat> they cant take that shit seriously over there right?
24:00 <British^Meat> its like WWE
24:00 <johninja> they play lacross too
24:00 <johninja> which is even more badass
25:00 <johninja> i think you are allowed to use your sticks to smash other players even
25:00 <simba> they sent their goons out that owns
25:00 <johninja> most dudes in the NFL started out at QB
25:00 <johninja> then they get shifted in college
25:00 <STINKFIST> ?
26:00 <STINKFIST> even the line backers?
26:00 <simba> British^Meat why is adelaide on mute with that guy voiced to talk to himself
26:00 <johninja> in highschool they usually make the best athlete QB
26:00 <johninja> yeah man
26:00 <johninja> big DE's and shit
26:00 <STINKFIST> cos those dudes are just big units
26:00 <johninja> not the offensive linemen though i think
26:00 <johninja> they are just the fattest fucks
26:00 <johninja> cool how they have a spot for the fat kids on the team though
26:00 <STINKFIST> they were sumo at high school
26:00 <STINKFIST> and got switched to gridiron at college
27:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <STINKFIST> man
28:00 <STINKFIST> biggest fatties are on TV
28:00 <STINKFIST> wish I went to the gym today
28:00 <johninja> pretty cool "whats your job daddy?" "being fat"
28:00 <STINKFIST> they make me feel like an ironman
28:00 <STINKFIST> but still make me feel like I should be exercising right now, so I don't end up like them
28:00 <johninja> nah some of them are pretty agile tbh
28:00 <johninja> the outside tackles
28:00 <STINKFIST> oh yeah, they're units
28:00 <johninja> guards and centres not so much
29:00 <STINKFIST> if they drop the weight they're fucking WWE material
29:00 <johninja> yeh
29:00 <STINKFIST> but like sumo, it is all bulk for the purpose of the job
29:00 <johninja> aye
29:00 <johninja> its fun to watch
29:00 <STINKFIST> I am fun to watch
29:00 <British^Meat> lol simba, i like seeing how long this dick will go on
29:00 <STINKFIST> the mirror looks particularly good today
29:00 <johninja> because the defense usually has at least one fat guy too
29:00 <johninja> and they just go at each other
29:00 <British^Meat> i guess it sorta makes me feel good that im not that retarded
29:00 <STINKFIST> chu talkin bout BM
30:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie - it be nap time
30:00 <British^Meat> u know cute chinese eyes?
30:00 <johninja> awww
30:00 <simba> what if he doesnt leave
30:00 <simba> then he wins
30:00 <johninja> i think we bored her with our sports talk :(
30:00 <johninja> lets talk about handbags and shoes now she left
30:00 <johninja> kgo
30:00 <STINKFIST> I have no idea what you're talking about BM
30:00 <STINKFIST> now that she's gone
30:00 <STINKFIST> let's talk about thrush
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <British^Meat> ive just done all i can simba, cant ban him
30:00 <British^Meat> cant kick or mute
31:00 <British^Meat> this is one persistant moron
31:00 <johninja> just ban him pussy
31:00 <British^Meat> i kinda love it :)
31:00 <simba> why cant u ban him
31:00 <British^Meat> then he'll arrive again later with a new IP
31:00 <johninja> then ban him again
31:00 <johninja> constantly ban
31:00 <simba> yea he just wins
31:00 <johninja> you could probably ban the whole mask
31:00 <British^Meat> banning is him winning
31:00 <British^Meat> IM winning now
31:00 <British^Meat> im totes win
31:00 <johninja> that may cause issues with the other users with the same provider but you can set a +e
31:00 <simba> how does he win if hes banned
31:00 <simba> and cant disturb the channel any longer
32:00 <British^Meat> its obviously what he wants
32:00 <simba> this serenity esque mentality has lead to the destruction of #melbourne
32:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
32:00 <shadsam> -
32:00 <British^Meat> i prefer to see pages of him talking to himself
32:00 <British^Meat> does that not make him look the fool?
32:00 <shadsam> GET FUCT BRITISH F GRONK
32:00 <johninja> to set an exempt is like setting a manual ban.. eg to set an exempt for just my nick it would be /mode #room +e helpfuluser!*@* or exampe for host /mode #chatden +e *!*@*.tpgi.com.au you can use whatever hostmask you like just like a ban so be as specific as you want.. i would suggest if the person has a vhost to use that mask
32:00 <simba> yea depends how long it goes tho
32:00 <shadsam> lol
32:00 <simba> wayne : go away
32:00 <johninja> woops
32:00 <shadsam> just got home
32:00 <johninja> forgot to remove the other room link
32:00 <johninja> bite me
32:00 <British^Meat> hah we'll see how long that lasts shadsam
33:00 <shadsam> traffic at the airport fmd
33:00 <shadsam> ten mill taxis
33:00 <British^Meat> why do ppl tell you they put you on ignore only to tak u off?
33:00 <shadsam> simba i have a sound card virus
33:00 <simba> good
33:00 <shadsam> can u help
33:00 <johninja> you have to see what they say about being put on ignore 
33:00 <johninja> thats the fun of it
33:00 <Serenity> oh fuck off simba
33:00 <simba> not if it helps u keep making beats lol
33:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <shadsam> serenity can u ban simba the f gronk please
34:00 <johninja> wow
34:00 <johninja> so much hate
34:00 <shadsam> i try n try to get along
34:00 <johninja> i want to tell someone to fuck off too
34:00 <johninja> but i don't know who
34:00 <johninja> i guess moke will do
34:00 <johninja> fuck off moke
34:00 <johninja> hi crash
34:00 <Serenity> lost count of how many times simba says why iz dis prsun nt baned
34:00 <simba> ill help you if you stop linking to music in here shads
34:00 <shadsam> heya joh wassup
34:00 <johninja> hey man
34:00 <johninja> ewww lol
34:00 <johninja> hate those
35:00 <crash> how goes it ?
35:00 <johninja> seriously would probably smack you in the head
35:00 <simba> um i dont type like that false imitation false imitation
35:00 <johninja> hate shit near my ears
35:00 <johninja> even headphones
35:00 <simba> were u counting once upon a time Serenity i think u implied that
35:00 <crash> im usually prepared when i give anyone a wet willy
35:00 <shadsam> ive got a fuckin ound card virus
35:00 <johninja> lets just moooove on
35:00 <Serenity> yeah thats exactly what i said
35:00 <simba> you did say you lost count 
35:00 <johninja> Serenity vs simba wars, nobody wins
36:00 <simba> calm down johninja
36:00 <johninja> just countless civilian casualtys
36:00 <johninja> think of the children!
36:00 <simba> i was speaking to British^Meat about a legitimate issue 
36:00 <Serenity> woah man
37:00 <shadsam> fuck these hackers
37:00 <shadsam> i hope the feds get em
38:00 <shadsam> `seen excessive
38:00 <prowl> shadsam, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
38:00 <Ben> Afternoon..
38:00 <British^Meat> shardsam :)
38:00 <shadsam> sup
38:00 <johninja> hi Ben
38:00 <Ben> Hi johninja
38:00 <Ben> Whats happening?
38:00 <johninja> it's raining
38:00 <johninja> which is nice
38:00 <Ben> Really?
38:00 <Ben> Its cooking over here
38:00 <Ben> Stinkin bloody hot
38:00 <johninja> yeah either hot as fuck or raining
38:00 <crash> Serenity is it lunchtime in perth ?
38:00 <johninja> i like the rain though
38:00 <Ben> Then again.. I'm in Sydnasty
38:00 <johninja> some people feel the rain, others just get wet
38:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
38:00 <Ben> Where are you johninja?
39:00 <johninja> QLD
39:00 <Ben> ahh
39:00 <Ben> Muggy
39:00 <johninja> undisclosed location
39:00 <Ben> Humidity haha
39:00 <Ben> I don't like QLD
39:00 <Ben> Just a personal thing
39:00 <johninja> lol thats more the northern part but i won't elaborate
39:00 <Ben> haha
39:00 <crash> southern eastern qld is fine
39:00 <Ben> Cairns?
39:00 <Ben> Townsville?
39:00 <johninja> yeah the humidity is terrible up there
39:00 <Ben> Mackay?
39:00 <Ben> Yeah I was up in Townsville and Cairns for work late last year
39:00 <Ben> And it was awful
40:00 <johninja> lol takes some getting used too eh
40:00 <Ben> But that was considered mild
40:00 <Ben> No matter how much water I was drinking, it just wasn't enough
40:00 <johninja> yeah
40:00 <Ben> I can't handle the heat
40:00 <johninja> its more beer weather
40:00 <Ben> I can't drink when its hot
40:00 <Serenity> last i checked you can tell the time for yourself crash
40:00 <Ben> Makes me feel really sick
41:00 <simba> hahahahah owned crash
41:00 <Ben> A couple of really cold ciders is good in the heat
41:00 <Ben> But not too many
41:00 <Ben> If beer goes warm and its a hot day its gross
41:00 <johninja> yeah too much cider gives me indigestion
41:00 <Ben> Depends on the cider
42:00 <Ben> But I can stomache cider better than I can beer
42:00 <johninja> i have tested most of them
42:00 <Ben> lol
42:00 <Serenity> icey cold beer on the edge of freezing
42:00 <Ben> "tested"
42:00 <johninja> yes, very scientific lol
42:00 <Ben> haha
42:00 <Ben> Red wine on a hot day isn't good
42:00 <johninja> A?
42:00 <johninja> woops
42:00 <johninja> red wine is never a good idea imo
42:00 <Ben> Depends
42:00 <johninja> unless its a UB40 song
42:00 <johninja> then its ok
43:00 <Ben> Its good with a meal
43:00 <Ben> But only a glass or two at a time
43:00 <johninja> just tastes really dry to me
43:00 <Ben> I used to drink it a fair bit.. but switched to white
43:00 <johninja> makes my mouth feel yuck
43:00 <Ben> Depends on the wine
43:00 <johninja> if i wanted to feel dry i just wouldn't drink
43:00 <Ben> lol
43:00 <Ben> Alcohol will make you feel dry either way cuz it will dehydrate you
44:00 <Ben> I can't drink during the day thats for sure
44:00 <shadsam> ive got a fuckin sound card virus fuck LOLOLOLOL
44:00 <Ben> Gives me a headache
44:00 <simba> why do you think you have a sound card virus?
44:00 <shadsam> THINK
44:00 <shadsam> FACT
44:00 <simba> no honestly
44:00 <shadsam> i know
44:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/522460_10152006409417909_752897317_n.jpg 
45:00 <johninja> why...
45:00 <simba> or a toolbox
45:00 <Ben> haha
45:00 <shadsam> the balance moves and resets itself
45:00 <johninja> yeah lol
45:00 <johninja> most shit tip ever
45:00 <shadsam> sounds terrible
45:00 <simba> maybe thats just ur music
45:00 <Ben> I have a place to store tools
45:00 <simba> sorry
45:00 <Ben> ITs called a garage
45:00 <shadsam> some fuckwit is controlling it lol
45:00 <johninja> "park an old car on your lawn so you can listen to the sterio"
45:00 <Ben> Oddly enough.. there are two cars in the same place too. Who would have thought..
45:00 <simba> just uninstall and reinstall the program
45:00 <shadsam> lol jih
46:00 <Ben> Are you sure its not your sound card playing up?
46:00 <shadsam> no its interfearance
46:00 <Ben> oh ok
46:00 <shadsam> easy fixed
46:00 <shadsam> ill re install the driver
46:00 <shadsam> brb
47:00 <simba> good 1 wayne
47:00 <simba> ur our hero
47:00 <johninja> party time, excellent
47:00 <simba> imagine what Adonis_Bali is doing in Bali
47:00 <simba> he might die
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <simba> hes probably gone there aiming to do stuff that could easily kill you
47:00 <johninja> wow
48:00 <johninja> just being in bali is enough to get you killed
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <simba> this is nice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZEumFUAWxQ
48:00 <johninja> they aren't very happy with us right now
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ikonika: Mr Cake (Hyperdub 2013) (Jul 22, 2013) 4:10 - Category: Music - 24,620 views - 271 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
48:00 <johninja> kinda sailed our ships into their waters and bugged their phones
48:00 <johninja> woops
49:00 <Serenity> [1:44pm] <shadsam> ive got a fuckin sound card virus fuck LOLOLOLOL
49:00 <Serenity> are you being fucking serious
49:00 <Serenity> or are you a giant troll.
49:00 <johninja> i think he is lol
49:00 <johninja> been going on about hackers for as long as i've been here
49:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
49:00 <British^Meat> :)
49:00 <British^Meat> maybe its white ants
50:00 <johninja> just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't trying to get me
50:00 <simba> 1 of those 40 somethings that blames 'hackers' and 'viruses' for being an incompetent drunkard
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <Serenity> maybe its a kangawollagoblin
50:00 <shadsam> lol prolly serenity
51:00 <johninja> i imagine he would have been one of those that accused chicks of being witches
51:00 <Serenity> I really think you should have to have some kind of course before owning a computer if you're over 35
51:00 <British^Meat> am i really on ignore shadsam?
51:00 <simba> completely agreed
51:00 <emuls> is shadsam one of those sorts
51:00 <emuls> shadsam like nicklecrap
51:00 <shadsam> SIMBA WOULD FAIL
51:00 <simba> oph hes a nightmare
51:00 <johninja> emuls is a witch, pass it on
51:00 <simba> oh*
52:00 <emuls> johninja sucks dick pass it on
52:00 <johninja> yes pls do
52:00 <Serenity> my uncle calls up about hackers all the time and usually its because hes installed some free program that comes with tool bars and all sorts of shit that changes your home page etc
52:00 <British^Meat> emuls is a johninja pass it on
52:00 <simba> i accidentally made this typing box huge and it wont go back down
52:00 <johninja> wow, deep
52:00 <emuls> British^Meat is a pork sausage, pass it on
52:00 <shadsam> Simba suck the shit outa a trannies shit stained undies lol
52:00 <johninja> emuls is a pretty cool guy and has nice hair
52:00 <emuls> that's a bit gay
52:00 <simba> Clever.
52:00 <British^Meat> dint he?
52:00 <Ben> Serenity : haha.. my gf's mum does that all the time. And the standard response is "I haven't done anything! It wasn't me!" but noone else uses the computer..
52:00 <simba> thats really clever wayne arent you like 47
52:00 <shadsam> emuls a poof
53:00 <British^Meat> why am i on ig and simba not igged?
53:00 <shadsam> 37
53:00 <simba> you should be a bit more mature than this
53:00 <Serenity> lol Ben its frustrating isnt it
53:00 <emuls> i'm the only poof on irc
53:00 <shadsam> born in 77
53:00 <Serenity> you are too old
53:00 <Serenity> leave
53:00 <Ben> Serenity : Tell me about it. You can't exactly be too accusative about it either even though me being the tech geek knows that she's done it
54:00 <shadsam> birthday in march
54:00 <Serenity> i just try to explain to him when he is installing things he needs to READ every page and uncheck the right boxes
54:00 <Serenity> never happens
54:00 <johninja> i just hate how i'm the one in the family who has to fix the computers but they don't consult me about anything before buying one
54:00 <shadsam> wb nigga
54:00 <Ben> Serenity : I've even fixed it a good dozen times and it keeps happening. So I give up and say I don't know how to fix it..
54:00 <johninja> "dad got a new apple" "...."
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont
54:00 <Serenity> HAHA ive done that before
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> if they dont need my help buying it then they dont need my help fixing it
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck em
54:00 <Serenity> 'sorry i have no idea whats happening'
54:00 <simba> im bob kelso irl
54:00 <Serenity> when reality is i could do it in 5 mins
55:00 <Attila> Hey, Ben. How's it going, Mz FOTM?
55:00 <johninja> my pet peeve is installing printers
55:00 <johninja> i refuse to go near them now
55:00 <johninja> pure evil
55:00 <Serenity> printers are fucked
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> i heart my photocopier
55:00 <Ben> Serenity : haha. What about when you are in a social situation, and you mention that you work IT, then they start the "ahh. well there is a problem with my computer.." blah blah blah...
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> none of these bullshit problems like little pissy printers
56:00 <Serenity> even the same printer on the same pc can be working one week and fucked the next
56:00 <Ben> Attila : aye?
56:00 <johninja> "yeah cool we know you love to print shit out so here are 8 other programs you can use to print stuff out too if you can work out how any of them work"
56:00 <British^Meat> FOTM = fuck of the month?
56:00 <Attila> Ben's on a bender. 
56:00 <Serenity> OH you work in IT, can you come look at my 5 year old shit box thats been filled crap for the last 4 years.. its not working
56:00 <Attila> A gender bender. 
56:00 <simba> hahahahahah Attila is gay with Ben
56:00 <Serenity> eff. off
57:00 <Ben> haha
57:00 <Attila> Simba, you're gay with every bloke you meet. 
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninja
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/417954_10151450411455954_1729695493_n.jpg
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> :)
57:00 <Ben> "What do you mean you can't fix my P2 with 8mb of RAM??"
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> my setup :)
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <simba> Attila very immature baseless reply
57:00 <johninja> why you need that for?
57:00 <simba> lol WaixYourLegs
57:00 <johninja> print a lot of missing cat posters?
58:00 <Attila> shut your arse, simba. 
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> mrs is a teacher
58:00 <Ben> WaixYourLegs : Home or work?
58:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its so much cheaper
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> home
58:00 <johninja> makes sense then
58:00 <simba> Attila stop trolling me or i will report you to the administrators
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> a3 print n all
58:00 <Ben> ah cool
58:00 <Attila> heh. 
58:00 <Ben> Looks very tidy
58:00 <johninja> is the ink as expensive as fuck?
58:00 <Attila> And?
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
58:00 <Ben> Compared to my house haha
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> 20 000 a4 black is about $95
58:00 <johninja> most people just buy a new printer now, it's cheaper than getting new ink
58:00 <simba> ur home looks like an office man get some posters or something
58:00 <johninja> ^
58:00 <simba> sweet chair tho
58:00 <simba> white leather thats boss
58:00 <johninja> needs a generic native american poster
59:00 <johninja> about how you can't eat money
59:00 <johninja> something like that
59:00 <Attila> Ben lives in a cardboard box, at footscray park. 
59:00 <simba> get the kramer poster
59:00 <simba> Attila please stop trolling users or i will report you - second warning
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Attila> hahah. 
59:00 <Attila> One more solo?
59:00 <johninja> why be mean to Ben for
59:00 <johninja> he seems nice
59:00 <Ben> Yeah.. I'm nice!
59:00 <Ben> haha
00:00 <simba> wb Lumeah
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <johninja> Lumeah seems nice too
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh printer toner for black cheap really
00:00 <johninja> havn't really 'met' yet though
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lik ei said 20 000 pages for 90 odd bux
00:00 <johninja> ahh yeah the black is cheaper
00:00 <Attila> IT is 'Mz' Flirter of the month, in Adult Flirt Room. 
00:00 <johninja> bit racist really
00:00 <British^Meat> simba go to #ASD
00:00 <Ben> haha
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh colour is about 6x that
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> double the cost per toner per CYM
01:00 <Lumeah> i seam to nice for what? 
01:00 <johninja> birdbutts seems nice too, i have heard good things
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 set of colour would be about 600 bux
01:00 <Ben> If your using a printer like that at home though you wouldn't be going through commercial quantities of toner though?
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> correct
01:00 <Ben> So it would be fairly efficient in that regard
01:00 <Ben> And cost effective
01:00 <johninja> it's a nice tidy settup
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> and it scans, faxes, scan to smb etc
01:00 <Ben> Much of the expense would be power consumption
01:00 <johninja> very professional chatter
01:00 <simba> super mario bros?
01:00 <johninja> doesn't fuck about
01:00 <Lumeah> im nice.. lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> power is fuckk all in standby
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 30 watt or something stupid
02:00 <Ben> Yeah just enough to "snooze" until it receives a job
02:00 <Lumeah> i don't I'm a angel... lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> double sided printing
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> double sided scanning
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
02:00 <Attila> Yes, you meant the world to meeee... 
02:00 <johninja> have another drink
02:00 <Ben> Its a commercial quality printer so it should do that stuff without trouble
02:00 <johninja> it will ease the heartache
02:00 <Attila> I think I will. 
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeah
03:00 <johninja> just get really crazy drunk and do something fucked 
03:00 <johninja> helps take your mind off things
03:00 <Attila> one... down... too many.. can't feel... much... now. 
03:00 <simba> this rox http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZaripODbjU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Low Jack - Look At My Pyramid (Nov 17, 2012) 5:45 - Category: Music - 2,604 views - 26 likes (92.9%), 2 dislikes (7.1%)
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> the room doesnt look like that at the moment though let me tell u lol
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> messy as fuck in here
04:00 <johninja> haha
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> selling off shit
04:00 <johninja> pepsi cans everywhere
04:00 <Ben> I need to clean up my office here too
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> worse
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill take a pic hang on
04:00 <johninja> lol 
04:00 <Ben> You drink pepsi?
04:00 <johninja> you will ruin it man
04:00 <Ben> I can't drink cola
04:00 <johninja> nah i don't, seems like a nerd drink though
05:00 <johninja> i mean i don't mind it
05:00 <johninja> just don't drink softdrink
05:00 <johninja> much
05:00 <Ben> WaixYourLegs : If you show the messy pic now, its the wrong way around. You could show the messy one first THEN the clean one
05:00 <shadsam> TIME FOR A FEW BEERZ
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
05:00 <johninja> lol yeh
05:00 <johninja> get some bears intoya
05:00 <Ben> Before and After.. etc etc
05:00 <johninja> i'm an enabler
05:00 <johninja> it's what i do
05:00 <Attila> http://www.dicts.info/img/ud/p/pubic_hair.jpg
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> im gonna put it on imgur
05:00 <Lumeah> hi  Johninja. have we met? 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont want it on facebook rofl
05:00 <johninja> we have now :)
06:00 <johninja> also: hi
06:00 <Lumeah> herd rumours? 
06:00 <Lumeah> hi. lol
06:00 <johninja> why ruin the vagina mystery Attila
06:00 <johninja> that is all the fun
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/mr6RLlS.jpg
06:00 <johninja> it's like santa
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> there u go lol
06:00 <johninja> haha
07:00 <johninja> i see what you mean
07:00 <Ben> Fuck me dead..
07:00 <Ben> Clean that shit up
07:00 <Ben> hahaha
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <Pieter> Aaanywa
07:00 <Ben> I thought mine was bad
07:00 <Ben> haha
07:00 <Pieter> Y
07:00 <Ben> No offense :)
07:00 <Pieter> Fucking y
07:00 <johninja> i'm going to spend the next half hour looking at all your shit until i find something i can blackmail you with
07:00 <johninja> bbs
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> mrs got so shitty i had to remove her computer n put it on the kitchen table for her :P
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
08:00 <Ben> I was wondering where the other computer went
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
08:00 <Ben> I would move your computer to the other desk, right under your aircon
09:00 <Pieter> Whyyyyyy
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
09:00 <Pieter> Whyy
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> legionnaires disease lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> room chills really quickly
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> 7kw aircon cooling a single bedroom lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> no 5kw 
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 7kw in my bedroom lol
10:00 <Ben> haha
10:00 <Ben> We have no aircon here..
10:00 <Ben> I'm considering looking for another house
10:00 <Ben> That has it
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> we bought this house
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> 4 days later 3 splits went in
11:00 <Attila> It looks like a unit. 
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz its a bedroom lol
11:00 <Attila> And?
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> still looking for a cassette split for kitchen/dining
12:00 <Pieter> Trying to bake fries
13:00 <johninja> they are chips 
13:00 <johninja> ffs
13:00 <Pieter> This kitchen is going boom
13:00 <Attila> I know, it's so difficult to bake fries, right?
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
14:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/q71/1471735_10152947096820942_1019568322_n.jpg 
14:00 <simba> has any1 else seen the wolf on wall street movie yet i want someone else to confirm how shit it is
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> its garbage
14:00 <johninja> i'll just say it was shit, don't need to see it
14:00 <simba> its 3 fucking hours long
14:00 <simba> and doesnt have a story
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> come out of prison do some drugs n shit
15:00 <simba> the best part was the rum n raisin choc top i ate during the ads
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> start a business
15:00 <emuls> lol
15:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/q82/s720x720/1554432_548786911883430_126546363_n.jpg 
15:00 <johninja> wind powered submarine
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then back to prison
15:00 <Pieter> Im downloading movies on mah phone and pushing it to the TV 
15:00 <johninja> ( i joke, the boat actually sunk)
15:00 <Pieter> See
15:00 <simba> the ads were horrible too, two movies about black oppression to entertain white people they made me sick
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
15:00 <Pieter> That makes me cool 
15:00 <simba> yeah cool 
16:00 <Pieter> Yep
16:00 <Pieter> Cool
16:00 <simba> is that the easiest way
16:00 <Pieter> But my chips are hot
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <johninja> racism really upsets you hey simba
17:00 <simba> it wasnt racism just how they make hollywood blockbusters out of some slave story from 20 years ago
17:00 <johninja> i mean thats cool but black people and asians and arabs are just as racist to white people too
17:00 <simba> its really gay
17:00 <Pieter> Black people make excellent clowns 
17:00 <johninja> people forget that
17:00 <Pieter> :)
17:00 <Attila> Black people make excellent slaves. 
17:00 <Attila> People forget that. 
18:00 <Ben> WaixYourLegs : Can I ask how much you paid for your house?
18:00 <Pieter> Downloading that thor movie
18:00 <johninja> well tbh i'm sure they are happy earning millions of dollars playing sports than still living in africa
18:00 <Pieter> New one
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> 320k
18:00 <johninja> that place is a shithole
18:00 <simba> the way they glorify people like the new nelson mandella movie is what i was talking about, and events like titanic they turn them into some Epic Tragedy 
18:00 <Pieter> Who eats cum?
18:00 <johninja> sure we made it a shithole
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya dad
18:00 <johninja> but still
18:00 <johninja> ahh yes
19:00 <Ben> Where abouts is your house? Can I ask?
19:00 <johninja> whom
19:00 <simba> i wanna see a movie that decipts hitler as a good guy
19:00 <simba> a good leader
19:00 <johninja> oh cvome on man, you can't compare nelson to hitler
20:00 <simba> im not.. i was talking about someone new
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninja
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/574861_10151216256205954_35354950_n.jpg
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
20:00 <simba> i just wanna see that kinda nazi movie
20:00 <johninja> sure man he did some fucked things, he spent 27 years in prison for that
20:00 <johninja> then he became a different man
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/9642_10151206600325954_1371743162_n.jpg
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> and restack
20:00 <johninja> nelson the rebel and nelson the leader of a nation were 2 different people
21:00 <johninja> it's not like he wasn't justified in killing whites as a youth
21:00 <johninja> the amazing thing is he didn't do it when he became leader
21:00 <Attila> probably a smart move on his part. 
22:00 <johninja> didn't really work out for zimbabwe
22:00 <johninja> "lets kill all the white people" "kk"...."Oh fuck our economy is ruined"
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> FART
24:00 <johninja> To anyone who names their daughter 'Brianna', why set her on a stripper career path like that? At least let her make up her own mind, you fucking cunt.
25:00 <STINKFIST> she's just going to re-name her self Kristal anyway
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/598593_10150905468220954_1364472989_n.jpg
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> my puppy dog
25:00 <johninja> hehe
25:00 <johninja> cool
25:00 <johninja> longsnout
25:00 <Ben> WaixYourLegs : Thats your dogs nose. Why not take a photo of the WHOLE dog :P
26:00 <Ben> I promise it will all fit in the one shot :)
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had the best sex with a dude last night
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <johninja> i dunno, its pretty long
26:00 <Ben> You do have a good point
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/40581_413639510953_5843491_n.jpg
26:00 <Ben> Eyes are pretty big too
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/57521_460346320953_5888272_o.jpg
27:00 <Ben> brb
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx bro i do have a good point
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
28:00 <johninja> ...that's what she said
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/999640_10151760140706640_1719708617_n.jpg
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> ther eu go Ben
29:00 <johninja> ooh wow
29:00 <simba> the euro, ben
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/988366_10151728293346640_249436559_n.jpg
29:00 <Ben> haha good snap
29:00 <Ben> You could add some commentary to that too
29:00 <Ben> "Great blinds those things!"
30:00 <Ben> "Is there a cat behind that??"
30:00 <johninja> hard to get the proper pic but http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/02/01/1226815/633731-6cad92be-8afc-11e3-92e1-07d47f226b83.jpg 
30:00 <johninja> tony has came up with an unsinkable lifeboat to send refugees back to indo
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
30:00 <Ben> I heard about that
30:00 <Ben> brb again
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/72279_10151497964526640_905693133_n.jpg
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats just a lifeboat...
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
31:00 <johninja> what is that thing on his butt?
31:00 <johninja> tail or?
31:00 <johninja> yeh its not a tail
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> my sock?
31:00 <johninja> cushion edge
31:00 <johninja> ah
31:00 <johninja> just looked odd
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> nice
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/14014_10151346506431640_1284943084_n.jpg
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/295681_10151290141681640_1758105579_n.jpg
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> :)
33:00 <johninja> what does "rather arresting" even mean
33:00 <johninja> hard to find a definition
33:00 <STINKFIST> it means it holds your attention
34:00 <johninja> ah
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickhead
34:00 <simba> striking; eye-catching.
34:00 <simba> didnt know that 1
34:00 <johninja> yeah i found that now
34:00 <johninja> suprisingly
34:00 <johninja> thanks dr. google
34:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs has a Rockin' Bod
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/923175_10151376692876640_417186477_n.jpg
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh man
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> hot as fuck :P
35:00 <johninja> least your hair isn't shit there
35:00 <johninja> not too much anyways
35:00 <johninja> looks like a young chucky
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had it cut yesterday
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
36:00 <johninja> now you need to find another users mum to bang
36:00 <johninja> and you will be set
36:00 <Attila> He looks a bit backwards. 
37:00 <johninja> nah looks fine 
37:00 <johninja> would have a beer with
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <Attila> depends, is he buying? :)
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> im a kool kunt
38:00 <johninja> just don't try touch my dick
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> what about ur mum
38:00 <johninja> "what...wtf are you doing mate...stop that...dude.... *BAM*"
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont go to pubs im too fat
39:00 <johninja> probably would be the least fat bloke at my local
41:00 <johninja> did you meet fawks STINKFIST?
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> arent u in like qld johninja
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> like you know like
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <STINKFIST> no I haven't John
43:00 <johninja> stood her up hey
43:00 <johninja> naughty
43:00 <johninja> yeh in QLD
43:00 <STINKFIST> hah when was I meant to meet her?
44:00 <johninja> at some quay?
44:00 <STINKFIST> oh right, I don't think she was serious
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <STINKFIST> she was taking family sight seeing or something
44:00 <johninja> hard to say
44:00 <johninja> yeah that would have been weird
44:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair though, I am the best sight in Sydney
44:00 <johninja> oops i spelt wierd wight
44:00 <STINKFIST> going to hit the streets in a minute
44:00 <STINKFIST> nah you got it right first time
45:00 <johninja> can't be breaking my pattern
45:00 <STINKFIST> weird is a weird word
45:00 <johninja> no see...i know how to spell it
45:00 <johninja> but i just spell it that way now
45:00 <Attila> STINKFIST, you moron. It was a joke. 
45:00 <johninja> because i'm unique
45:00 <STINKFIST> I am sorry I missed your joke johninja 
46:00 <johninja> forgiven
46:00 <johninja> not really my best work anyways
46:00 <johninja> i think we should just move on
46:00 <STINKFIST> I still don't get it to be honest
46:00 <STINKFIST> but I don't want Attila to get more mad
47:00 <johninja> true
47:00 <johninja> i should sue the education dept.
47:00 <STINKFIST> not in QLD
47:00 <johninja> that i before e shit totes fucked me up
47:00 <STINKFIST> they'll send the police to kick down your door
47:00 <johninja> its just not true man
47:00 <STINKFIST> i before e except after c and occasionally w
47:00 <johninja> why lei to people for
48:00 <johninja> lol yeh QLD is a police state now
48:00 <johninja> testing grounds for the new australia
48:00 <STINKFIST> the cattle farmers must be mad
48:00 <STINKFIST> no one buying leather any more
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <STINKFIST> makes them a criminal 
48:00 <STINKFIST> where are you in QLD?
48:00 <johninja> i actually live on a cattle farm
49:00 <johninja> and we didn't really notice tbh
49:00 <STINKFIST> you're an enabler
49:00 <johninja> the cow gets bouight no matter what
49:00 <STINKFIST> you're supporting the gangs
49:00 <johninja> they make the leather after that i guess
49:00 <johninja> but it's ,mainly for the delicious meat
49:00 <STINKFIST> you're essentially an outlaw motorcycle gang affiliate
49:00 <johninja> haha
49:00 <STINKFIST> and I am getting Can-Do Campbell to come and deal with you appropriately
49:00 <johninja> i guess thats true
49:00 <STINKFIST> quite possibly there will be a Bjelke-Petersen involved too
49:00 <STINKFIST> how will they be able to make their jack boots now?!
49:00 <STINKFIST> there's a conundrum
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <johninja> the nazis uniforms were made by hugo boss
50:00 <johninja> pretty stylish
51:00 <STINKFIST> yeah, Coco Chanel is supposed to have been a nazi agent too
51:00 <STINKFIST> this is what happens when you let an artist become a dictator
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <johninja> someone should have just bought his fucking paitings eh
52:00 <STINKFIST> for real
52:00 <johninja> he's quite dark and boring really
52:00 <STINKFIST> or let him design their dog house
52:00 <johninja> all his paintings are of like grey buildings and shit
53:00 <STINKFIST> I think he could only afford charcoal
53:00 <johninja> haha
53:00 <STINKFIST> and he probably stole pens from the bank
53:00 <johninja> perhaps
53:00 <STINKFIST> I imagine he is the reason behind the chains
53:00 <johninja> the fucked thing is he totes ruined that moustache for eternity
53:00 <johninja> that is the REAL crime
53:00 <johninja> not even johnny depp could make that cool again
54:00 <STINKFIST> to be fair
54:00 <STINKFIST> it looked shit to start with
55:00 <STINKFIST> it's like the flavour savour for the 30s man
55:00 <johninja> hmm
55:00 <STINKFIST> saver*
55:00 <johninja> still good to have the option though
55:00 <STINKFIST> that's true
55:00 <STINKFIST> but you can always trim in, but not out
55:00 <johninja> i need one to cover up my nose hairs
56:00 <johninja> but i don't really want to go the full moustache
56:00 <johninja> so it sucks
56:00 <STINKFIST> just grab some wax
56:00 <STINKFIST> and pull the nose hairs down
56:00 <johninja> i shoved some scissors up there the other night
56:00 <Ben> bacl
56:00 <Ben> back too
56:00 <johninja> kinda worked
56:00 <STINKFIST> wb Benoit
56:00 <Ben> Thanks
57:00 <johninja> sucks being tall
57:00 <johninja> everyone looks up your nose
57:00 <johninja> if i was a midget i wouldn't even bother
57:00 <STINKFIST> on the upside
57:00 <STINKFIST> the balding is well hidden
57:00 <johninja> good point
58:00 <johninja> can't have your cake etc
58:00 <johninja> where did falcao go simba?
58:00 <johninja> apparently he moved clubs
59:00 <STINKFIST> I am going to drop the kids off at the pool and then shower then get French
59:00 <johninja> aight
00:00 <shadsam> simba does this sound distorted cunt
00:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-bass-poison
00:00 <simba> hmm no where apparently
00:00 <simba> io am listening wayne
01:00 <shadsam> kkk
01:00 <shadsam> im going deaf
01:00 <shadsam> ringing in the ear
01:00 <shadsam> i fixed my soundcard thous
01:00 <shadsam> thats full midi
01:00 <johninja> oh he got injured
01:00 <johninja> out for season
01:00 <johninja> my bad
01:00 <simba> o r ly.. how convenient..
01:00 <shadsam> IAN THORPE IS IN REHAB
02:00 <shadsam> IMO
02:00 <johninja> aye
02:00 <johninja> got berba
02:00 <shadsam> XD
02:00 <shadsam> yea dude
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.smh.com.au/national/ian-thorpes-management-denies-swimmer-is-in-rehab-20140131-31s8n.html
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <shadsam> lol waixy
02:00 <johninja> why do they do that?
02:00 <simba> rerhab from swimming?
02:00 <johninja> make up a fake story about someone that nobody cares about anymore?
02:00 <johninja> why...
02:00 <shadsam> sounds wicked hey simba
03:00 <shadsam> im using this really nice warmth plugin
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> prob sick of being the bitch
03:00 <simba> its 2 long
03:00 <shadsam> trance tracks r long
03:00 <shadsam> its only 15mb mp3 lol
03:00 <johninja> we should start a rumour about a C grade celebrity being dead
04:00 <shadsam> why nawt
04:00 <johninja> so they get relevant again
04:00 <johninja> "i'm not dead ok"
04:00 <johninja> "pamela anderson says she is not dead"
04:00 <shadsam> the bass etc is actually a access virus simba
05:00 <shadsam> awesome synths
05:00 <shadsam> virus..
05:00 <shadsam> need a drink brb
05:00 <shadsam> scully
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> (iTunes) Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris
05:00 <shadsam> x-files
06:00 <johninja> yeh
06:00 <shadsam> lol waix lol
06:00 <johninja> that is gillian anderson
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
06:00 <johninja> would work too
06:00 <shadsam> yupz
06:00 <johninja> `topic Gillian Anderson dead at 42
06:00 <simba> lol@ itunes oh and justin beeba too i guess
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> bullshit
06:00 <johninja> phht itunes is the best
07:00 <johninja> Serenity will vouch
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> shes fuckin 45 for a start
07:00 <simba> shes a mom they all use itunes
07:00 <johninja> lol who cares how old she is though
07:00 <simba> ituens is 4 teens and moms
07:00 <johninja> we are making up fake news stories here
07:00 <johninja> i'm a teen mom
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> Tony Abbott caught in underage porn scandal
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <Moke> lol
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> a 2 seater cessna has crashed into melbourne general cemetery... 300 bodies have been found so far
09:00 <johninja> ahahah
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> experts say the crash happened when the plane hit the ground
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
09:00 <johninja> lol this chick is liking my links without even watching them
09:00 <johninja> sheesh
09:00 <johninja> thanks for the support lady...
09:00 <johninja> but
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> this just in from the hume highway chopper
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> a condom truck has tipped over.. spilt its load
10:00 <johninja> LOL
10:00 <johninja> anchorman shit
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> i used to do these on CSS voice chat
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got a vid of me drunk doing em hang on
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA8L1vvpz34
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News headlines 2013 funny wtf lol (Jun 8, 2013) 0:19 - Category: Comedy - 107 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <johninja> hahaha
11:00 <johninja> you channeled the voice really well
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
12:00 <shadsam> got his tv tuner crackin
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> due to a marketing flop by nike.... tiger woods will now play with his own balls
12:00 <shadsam> lololol
12:00 <shadsam> 9 gfs
13:00 <Moke> np: DJ Rashad - Who Da Coldest "Itz Not Rite (ZIQ285)"
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> This just in from Melbourne prison... a midget clairvoyant has escaped solitary confinement... police are saying there is a small medium at large
13:00 <johninja> ahaha 
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> live from the boston bombing.. a one armed man has applauded the kindess of strangers
14:00 <johninja> think mad as hell is back on soon
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> Transvestite horse entered into cross-dressage
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> Tony abbott tells Sydneys homeless to go home
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking...
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> new studies show that teenage pregnancy falls off significantly after age 25..
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> so yer
17:00 <johninja> doctor is an interesting new chatter
18:00 <doctor> hi asl
18:00 <johninja> i'm doing the Shadowgate jokes while he is out with stress leave
18:00 <doctor> answer my question
19:00 <johninja> fine'
19:00 <johninja> 30 m qld
19:00 <johninja> i'll do a real one
20:00 <johninja> the fake ones aren't that funny anymore
20:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1619139_10152947096355942_1202164779_n.jpg
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
22:00 <Ben> Fuck I hate summer
22:00 <Ben> Bring on winter..
23:00 <johninja> i like the middle seasons
23:00 <johninja> except when its windy
23:00 <Ben> Autumn and Spring?
23:00 <Ben> Give me winter anyday
24:00 <Ben> I love the cold
24:00 <doctor> are you into bdsm?
24:00 <Ben> lol no
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Ben> That was rather random..
24:00 <birdbutts> i make water with my eyes
24:00 <Ben> More random than a random autodialler
24:00 <Ben> Set to auto..
24:00 <Ben> and random
24:00 <doctor> never again will a poor african die of thirst
26:00 <Ben> I gotta run
26:00 <Ben> Talk to you guys later :)
26:00 <Ben> Ciao..
26:00 <doctor> have fun
26:00 <johninja> bibi
27:00 <johninja> don't eat the yellow snow
28:00 <johninja> hi SexyGuy123
28:00 <johninja> does the nick help pic up much internet tang?
29:00 <johninja> always interesting
29:00 <johninja> HandsomeGentleman29
30:00 <doctor> i need to get my sex on, what do you recommend SexyGuy123?
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> vagina
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> is all i say
36:00 <doctor> vaginitles
37:00 <PietSAbabe> Yep
37:00 <johninja> looks like st. lious are moving to LA simba
37:00 <johninja> the rams
37:00 <johninja> wow man...i was just saying one should leave
38:00 <BlackDevil> PietSAbabe
38:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2V_Xlci20eM
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Definitely Captain Planet (Jan 18, 2014) - Category: Comedy - 65,356 views - 1,071 likes (94.9%), 57 dislikes (5.1%)
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> i think its funny the freo dockers are moving to cockburn oval
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> the freo cock dockers
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> wb Nikky`
39:00 <johninja> have a good nap?
39:00 <Nikky`> Thank you :o)
39:00 <Nikky`> Yes I did, was lovely :o)
39:00 <Nikky`> apart from waking hot n thirsty
39:00 <johninja> fapnap or regular?
40:00 <Nikky`> lol regular
40:00 <johninja> lol k
41:00 <Nikky`> Nice n quiet in here
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1656382_539091406197906_615045886_n.jpg
42:00 <johninja> yeah it's peaceful
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> both for sale.... rofl
42:00 <johninja> lol@chick in the mirror
42:00 <johninja> oh it could be a guy
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
43:00 <johninja> just one with bad taste in shirts
43:00 <johninja> and rather voluptuos
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
45:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm
46:00 <Nikky`> brb
50:00 <simba> hey wild turkey
52:00 <shadsam> 1`
52:00 <shadsam> `seen element
52:00 <prowl> shadsam, Element ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 1 week 46 minutes ago (25.01. 17:06) stating "Q-Lined" after spending 20 hours 57 minutes there.
52:00 <shadsam> lol
53:00 <shadsam> whats a cool mp3 player XD
53:00 <johninja> [13:45] Session Ident: jumpsmile (AustNet, jessica) ([email protected])
53:00 <johninja> [13:45] <jumpsmile> hi
54:00 <johninja> not a clone, just a creeper
55:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/598750_281250218695214_21111201_n.jpg 
55:00 <BlackDevil> Big rig plows through 5 front yards and hits 4 cars
55:00 <johninja> oil pipeline explosion
56:00 <Nikky`> ok back bitches
56:00 <Nikky`> and johninja
56:00 <Nikky`> :P
56:00 <johninja> :D
57:00 <Nikky`> Whatcha up to tonight?
57:00 <johninja> nothing planned really
57:00 <johninja> you?
57:00 <Nikky`> Yeah same, no plans
57:00 <johninja> hopefully my sleep pattern starts getting back to normal
57:00 <Nikky`> Hope so, shit sleeping pattern sucks arse
58:00 <BlackDevil> it does Nikky`
58:00 <shadsam> SUP
59:00 <simba> youll be watching your back like you just kidnapped liam neesons kids alright
59:00 <shadsam> who simba
59:00 <simba> dont
00:00 <johninja> if you don't know who then it's probably you
00:00 <shadsam> english
00:00 <simba> English (UK) or (American) ?
00:00 <shadsam> au
00:00 <simba> fuck u
00:00 <shadsam> oh this mp3 player looks desent
00:00 <johninja> what you making for dinner Nikky`?
00:00 <johninja> desent lol
01:00 <simba> what mp3 player
01:00 <shadsam> fuk u 
01:00 <shadsam> google cockswipe
01:00 <Nikky`> Not sure johninja, not overly hungry.. maybe a vodka lol
01:00 <Nikky`> what is mum making for your dinner?
01:00 <johninja> oooer
01:00 <simba> never heard of the 'google cockswipe' are they competing with apple?
01:00 <johninja> Nikky` is a good drunk from what i saw
01:00 <johninja> i'm not sure
01:00 <johninja> i eat what i'm given
02:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/1779037_664161443622625_1155509403_n.jpg 
02:00 <Nikky`> really? then might be hope someone will eat my cooking haha
02:00 <Nikky`> yeah.. i'm a happy drunk
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Interceptor> sup
03:00 <johninja> my freind keeps messing up sayings "Again greed rules its ugly head"
03:00 <PietSAbabe> I once was a sperm 
03:00 <Nikky`> Not much, just woke not long ago from a nap. you?
03:00 <PietSAbabe> I once ate a worm
03:00 <Interceptor> haha just had dinner
03:00 <johninja> "no there not just reporting there being ass holes, trying to undermind the government,"
04:00 <Nikky`> What was on the menu?
04:00 <Interceptor> Egg,Bacon & VB
04:00 <Interceptor> cbf tonight
05:00 <Interceptor> You?
05:00 <Nikky`> I am not sure if dinner will be had
05:00 <Nikky`> but mmm bacon n eggs are good
06:00 <shadsam> a worm hey u ate simba
06:00 <simba> stfu wayne!!!!!!
06:00 <shadsam> quiet pedo bastard
06:00 <simba> ban
07:00 <Nikky`> I think its so cute how simba n shadsam fight.. its like true love, none of this BS lovely dovey stuff
07:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
07:00 <simba> im not fighting 
07:00 <simba> why is he attacking me
07:00 <simba> im too young to be a pedo
07:00 <shadsam> go suck off a cat dog.
07:00 <Nikky`> So, no speed restriction in NT
07:00 <simba> i wish hed really put people on ignore instead of do that for attention
08:00 <shadsam> no 1 likes simba
08:00 <Nikky`> Yes, ppl should ignore
08:00 <shadsam> hes a psycopath
08:00 <Nikky`> life is too short..like me
08:00 <shadsam> from edelaide
08:00 <Dooodle> hai Nikkypoos
08:00 <shadsam> a total asswipe
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey Dooodledooooooo <3
09:00 <Dooodle> ^_^
09:00 <Dooodle> whats happening
09:00 <Nikky`> I love it when you give me extra' oooooo's
09:00 <Nikky`> Not much, you?
09:00 <Dooodle> lol same
09:00 <Dooodle> at work
09:00 <Nikky`> ewww
09:00 <shadsam> SIMBAS A SHITHOUSE RAT :))))))))))))
09:00 <Nikky`> What time do you finish?
09:00 <shadsam> LOL
09:00 <Dooodle> 8pm
09:00 <Nikky`> Ok Ok we get it shadsam.. think we can stop with the insults now and move on
10:00 <Nikky`> That isn't too bad
10:00 <Dooodle> yeah its ok now cos its not long to go
10:00 <Dooodle> been here since 12
10:00 <Dooodle> fkall happening
10:00 <Nikky`> That is a good thing tho
10:00 <shadsam> Stay on ignore Simba fuckin Faggot..go suck elements aids riden cock.
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> stfu wayne
11:00 <simba> u fat drunk
12:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah
12:00 <Lumeah> hello peoples!
12:00 <Lumeah> hey nickky
12:00 <shadsam> wb liz
12:00 <Lumeah> :)
12:00 <Lumeah> yeah well done dH lol
12:00 <Dooodle> Nikky` copped a c
12:00 <Nikky`> I did
12:00 <Dooodle> but she prefers the d
13:00 <Dooodle> teehehe
13:00 <Nikky`> hehehe
13:00 <Lumeah> hi WAYNE! 
13:00 <Nikky`> so true
13:00 <Dooodle> lolol
13:00 <shadsam> sapning
13:00 <Lumeah> *rolls eyes at WAYNE!*
14:00 <shadsam> lumeah simbas just come out of the closet u missed it
14:00 <shadsam> i have it logged
14:00 <Dooodle> simba's been out of the closet for years
14:00 <Dooodle> you're a bit late
14:00 <TheRon> Fucking hit
14:00 <TheRon> Hot
14:00 <Dooodle> speaking of out of the closet
14:00 <Dooodle> hai TheRon
14:00 <shadsam> bmw`s bumboy
15:00 <Dooodle> is it hot outside?
15:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon :o)
15:00 <simba> r u still talking about me wayne
15:00 <Lumeah> oh well lest he seid it ,now.,. next question lol
15:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:buttplug
15:00 <shadsam> no dick hot inside
15:00 <TheRon> 38.7 At city oval bowls club it was enough
15:00 <Dooodle> crikey
15:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil the gayest op on austnet
15:00 <BlackDevil> your the 2nd best
15:00 <BlackDevil> gayest
15:00 <BlackDevil> etc
15:00 <BlackDevil> im tired
16:00 <shadsam> no prizes for 2nd spaz
16:00 <Nikky`> Did you win tho TheRon?
16:00 <TheRon> Situation know when rush for the change of atmosphere
16:00 <TheRon> No result
17:00 <TheRon> Too hot
17:00 <shadsam> theron your going back 20 years XD
17:00 <Nikky`> weak
17:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
17:00 <TheRon> Nice
17:00 <TheRon> Nikky you would've kept playing?
18:00 <Dooodle> its bowls
18:00 <Dooodle> its not like you have to do a lot
18:00 <TheRon> Still fucking hot
18:00 <Dooodle> bowl ball, drink beer
18:00 <Nikky`> Playing? god no
18:00 <ness> agree too hot
18:00 <Dooodle> pick up grannies
19:00 <Nikky`> But I didn't join a bowls club to play
19:00 <TheRon> We stopped at 38 degrees
19:00 <Nikky`> I wouldn't have even played..I'd be like, yeah lets sit in the aircon bar
19:00 <TheRon> The barbers air comb
20:00 <shadsam> Sima making idle threats
20:00 <shadsam> simba calling the cops on false pretences
20:00 <TheRon> Let's go down to the globe
20:00 <Dooodle> apparently its been renovated
21:00 <TheRon> It has
21:00 <Dooodle> lol yeah, you told me that
21:00 <shadsam> scared little man simba
21:00 <shadsam> you better be
21:00 <Nikky`> Dooodle finishes work at 8, gives me time to shower n get there. Lets all meet there at 10
21:00 <Dooodle> woooooooo
21:00 <Dooodle> cant drink tho
22:00 <Dooodle> i'll be on standby
22:00 <TheRon> Can I watch the shower?
22:00 <Nikky`> Its ok, I can
22:00 <Dooodle> lo
22:00 <Dooodle> l
22:00 <Nikky`> Sure, knock yourself out
22:00 <TheRon> Nice
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <TheRon> Lumeah you shower?
23:00 <Dooodle> D:
23:00 <TheRon> Too forward?
25:00 <TheRon> Gonna have a ball tonight, down at the globe
25:00 <simba> im calling the cops on wayne
27:00 <TheRon> 420
28:00 <Dooodle> i wish
28:00 <TheRon> Lorde - tennis court
29:00 <shadsam> sic mp3 player XD
29:00 <Lumeah> oh ofcource i do 
29:00 <Lumeah> and why don't all the fellas get together and watch me shower :P lol
29:00 <Nikky`> You wish what Doodle?
29:00 <shadsam> `seen spence
29:00 <prowl> shadsam, spence ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 hours 58 minutes ago (01.02. 10:31) stating "Quit: popapillnchill" after spending 9 minutes there.
30:00 <TheRon> Lumeah if the offer is there'll
30:00 <Dooodle> i wish it was 420 Nikky` 
30:00 <Excessive> right, so the ddos has stopped now
30:00 <Nikky`> I see..no idea what 420 is but ok
30:00 <Dooodle> 420 is weed smoking time
30:00 <TheRon> Weed
30:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
30:00 <Nikky`> gotcha
31:00 <simba> wEED
31:00 <johninja> wow what just happened?
31:00 <simba> <TheRon> Weed - agreed
31:00 <shadsam> brb cuppa
31:00 <TheRon> Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah
31:00 <johninja> w33d
31:00 <Excessive> happeh sweatout simba :P
32:00 <johninja> you type like a rasta
32:00 <brainz> fcukin hot
32:00 <TheRon> Can't fight the moonlight no
32:00 <shadsam> suk shit simba boil cunt lol
32:00 <brainz> but i went to the beach today and had a swim
32:00 <TheRon> Hot chicks?
32:00 <brainz> fcuk frankston for a beach isnt bad
32:00 <johninja> when is Lumeah meant to be having this shower?
32:00 <brainz> mprnington aint to bad either
33:00 <johninja> i may or may not be interested
33:00 <brainz> mornington
33:00 <shadsam> simba the parrot............
33:00 <brainz> got sunburnt though
33:00 <TheRon> Soon I hope
33:00 <brainz> its hurting me right now
33:00 <simba> simba the parrot
33:00 <johninja> yeah i mean..if she is attractive and stuff
33:00 <johninja> thats great
33:00 <johninja> but...if not...not so much
33:00 <Dooodle> she might be horrible
33:00 <johninja> yeh
33:00 <Nikky`> Mornington is lovely
34:00 <Nikky`> Frankston, meh
34:00 <TheRon> Take a chance
34:00 <brainz> yeah it is
34:00 <johninja> you can't unsee things TheRon
34:00 <johninja> it is best to er on the side of caution
34:00 <brainz> went down to the warf
34:00 <TheRon> But she could be awesome
34:00 <johninja> true, but there are many other awesome webcam girls
34:00 <brainz> yeah at frankston i went into one of those little walkways and hardly anyone there
35:00 <johninja> not worth the risk imo
35:00 <TheRon> It just a song about ping pong
35:00 <brainz> water was fantastic
35:00 <brainz> and not many people around either
35:00 <TheRon> I drank 4 Ltrs today
35:00 <johninja> just you me and some pissed off sharks
35:00 <brainz> geee this sunburn is killing me
36:00 <brainz> but i like it
36:00 <brainz> lol
36:00 <johninja> ok
36:00 <Nikky`> Well what if us girls perv on you guys in the shower
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <TheRon> Is it possible the the so g about ping pong is just about ping pong?
37:00 <Dooodle> what if
37:00 <johninja> it's pretty boring
37:00 <Dooodle> i'd put on a show for you Nikky` 
37:00 <shadsam> simba has ops in flowergirlz
37:00 <johninja> "oooh yeah, soap up that leg, mmmm"
37:00 <shadsam> what a homo
37:00 <uncle_piet> bong
37:00 <Dooodle> lol
37:00 <TheRon> The got married early, never had no money....
37:00 <uncle_piet> give uncle piet's pecker a little kiss
37:00 <uncle_piet> come on mate
38:00 <brainz> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/935441_10151600349898331_955806435_n.png
38:00 <johninja> washign hair i could probably get into
38:00 <Nikky`> I'd love that Dooodle.. we shall discuss this later
38:00 <johninja> that shit is hot
38:00 <Dooodle> teehehehe 
38:00 <TheRon> She said shove it jack I'm walking our your fucking door
38:00 <uncle_piet> COME ON YA SLAGS GIVE IT A LICK
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lADilnhJCY
38:00 <Nikky`> Well johninja. its not about men just washing their arms, legs n hair
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Symphonix ॐ Ping Pong (Aerospace_Rmx) (Sep 29, 2012) 7:55 - Category: Music - 484 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <uncle_piet> DOGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
39:00 <johninja> oh...maybe some guys do things in the shower i don't
39:00 <TheRon> Nikky what did you do today.
39:00 <Dooodle> O_o
39:00 <Dooodle> don't you wash your nads
39:00 <TheRon> Or who
39:00 <Nikky`> lol
39:00 <johninja> my nads wash themselves
39:00 <johninja> don't ask
39:00 <Nikky`> I slept in, put washing out, gym, shops, nap
39:00 <ness> who wants to go to crown tomorrow to celebrate chinese new year?
40:00 <Nikky`> Not me
40:00 <Nikky`> It will be busy
40:00 <Attila> nope. 
40:00 <Nikky`> And I will kill ppl
40:00 <Nikky`> I hate too many ppl
40:00 <TheRon> Gym I'd like to watch that
40:00 <druidess> lol nikky
40:00 <uncle_piet> cny is today not tomorrow ya spastic
40:00 <simba> DOGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
40:00 <simba> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
40:00 <Nikky`> It's not that exciting watching someone work out
40:00 <uncle_piet> DOGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
40:00 <ness> but im sure the dumplings will be worth it
40:00 <johninja> i would ness but not in melbs
40:00 <druidess> stop it cunts
40:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGvk2ElJrDA
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet Slurries (Jun 23, 2009) 0:42 - Category: Entertainment - 759 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
40:00 <uncle_piet> woof woof
41:00 <Dooodle> dont be mean druidess 
41:00 <TheRon> Chicks working out and watching boobies go up an down
41:00 <druidess> u r
41:00 <johninja> uncle_piet is why you shouldn't drink during pregnancy
41:00 <Dooodle> am not
41:00 <druidess> r so
41:00 <ness> the bottom of my laptop gets really hot.......why is that?
41:00 <johninja> its the fan
41:00 <johninja> it gets trapped and can't get rid of the heat
41:00 <uncle_piet> shitty fan and clogged internals, or someone is using your laptop as a botnet for cpu mining
41:00 <johninja> because you put it on something like a bed
42:00 <johninja> so it builds up
42:00 <johninja> and overheats
42:00 <Dooodle> am not
42:00 <uncle_piet> it's probably me tbh
42:00 <johninja> not a good idea to let it get hot
42:00 <ness> its on my laps
42:00 <druidess> hugs dooodle
42:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
42:00 <uncle_piet> i've put a RAT on all ya pcs
42:00 <TheRon> Night swimming deserves a quiet night
42:00 <Nikky`> I got a stable table to put my laptop on
42:00 <uncle_piet> uncle_piet's a hacker
42:00 <Nikky`> legs used to get too hot
42:00 <johninja> yeh Nikky` is clever like that
42:00 <druidess> lol stable table
43:00 <johninja> she always read the instruction manual
43:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleZu0fXDmA
43:00 <Nikky`> that I am
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AustNet IRC Nikky` (Aug 5, 2009) - Category: Comedy - 1,011 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <ness> ive got internet protection...trend micro...is that not enough?
43:00 <johninja> her table is more stable than every chatter here
43:00 <TheRon> I'd skinny dip tonight
43:00 <Dooodle> lol thats not Nikky` 
43:00 <TheRon> The chicks would love it
43:00 <johninja> should be fine ness, just don't do dumb stuff
43:00 <Nikky`> I have trend micro also
43:00 <johninja> like click on any of Doodles links
43:00 <johninja> that guy is sickening
44:00 <ness> might take it to get repaired if it the fan
44:00 <Nikky`> Its ok Dooodle.. I guess shadsam was trying to go for a cheap lol
44:00 <johninja> nah its ok as long as it turns on
44:00 <simba> im linking to the front page of the first issue of SHADS MAGAZINE soon guys everyone look out for it :)
44:00 <johninja> it will get hot no matter what
44:00 <TheRon> Ness, night swimming?
44:00 <Dooodle> it appears so Nikky` 
44:00 <Nikky`> Yeah ness, they just get hot
44:00 <johninja> you could get an external rest thing if you insist on having it on your lap
44:00 <Dooodle> there's nothing wrong with my links johninja 
44:00 <johninja> or go the nicky route and get a table
44:00 <ness> nah i hate sharks.....cull them all
44:00 <Dooodle> they might be a bit.. risque
45:00 <johninja> yeh i know...was jks
45:00 <Dooodle> have you seen next years f1 cars?
45:00 <Dooodle> they have penises for noses
45:00 <johninja> men shouldn't really put laptops on their laps though
45:00 <johninja> it's not good for the testees
45:00 <shadsam> doodle the nose cone looks pathetic
45:00 <Dooodle> http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Toro-Rosso-STR9-2-626x417.jpg
45:00 <Dooodle> its funny
46:00 <TheRon> Do you bowls was good for the testes today?
46:00 <johninja> shouldn't have done too much damage
46:00 <Excessive> lol at the Nikky` yt
47:00 <Nikky`> Its really shadsam.. with his manboobs
47:00 <Dooodle> lolol
47:00 <brainz> need a drink
47:00 <brainz> to hot
47:00 <johninja> shads actually doesn't annoy me as much as others
47:00 <Nikky`> I have no issue with shads
48:00 <Nikky`> I really have no issue with most here
48:00 <Nikky`> Just a select few
48:00 <johninja> aww you
48:00 <shadsam> here is an idea, get the fuck off internet chat rooms meant for socially retarded fuckwits and get a life and stop worrying about dcc pictures and who is who and tracking down people. 
48:00 <johninja> such a diplomat
48:00 <johninja> woah
48:00 <johninja> tirade
48:00 <shadsam> from romperstomper
48:00 <Nikky`> I know, but I don't see the point in getting all mad at ppl
49:00 <simba> are you socially retarded, Wayne?
49:00 <simba> is that what youre trying to express?
49:00 <johninja> getting mad can be kind of fun if you are bored
49:00 <brainz> issues
49:00 <brainz> hehe
49:00 <johninja> i think it was a youtube comment
49:00 <Nikky`> Or just watch a movie or something
49:00 <Nikky`> I will teach you the Nikky` way johninja
50:00 <Nikky`> wb TheRon
50:00 <johninja> he left irc now so that makes him better than us
50:00 <johninja> is the point he was making
50:00 <johninja> the way of Nikky`
50:00 <johninja> i like it
50:00 <TheRon> What's the nikky way?
50:00 <Nikky`> I am teaching johninja. TheRon.. wait your turn
51:00 <johninja> yeh!
51:00 <shadsam> Have you ever been harassed by that Cleo10 on Austnet that's really a man masquerading as a woman?
51:00 <johninja> i like the 1 on 1 tuition
51:00 <Dooodle> lol
51:00 <TheRon> Do I need to get all once were warriors?
51:00 <Excessive> chris's neighbour shadsam?
51:00 <Nikky`> oooh it will be one on one
51:00 <shadsam> lol yea
52:00 <simba> im linking to the front page of the first issue of SHADS MAGAZINE soon guys everyone look out for it :)
52:00 <shadsam> lol at brainz
52:00 <brainz> cause they can
52:00 <brainz> lol
52:00 <shadsam> haha
52:00 <TheRon> It's a penis, I swear I know what to do with it
53:00 <johninja> shadsam would have some interesting articles i'm sure
53:00 <brainz> thats the beauty of the internet there are no rules
53:00 <johninja> there kinda are
53:00 <brainz> do what you want
53:00 <simba> well here it is the first look at SHADS MAGAZINE every one 
53:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
53:00 <brainz> say what you want
53:00 <simba> a sneak peek
53:00 <johninja> like groom teenage boys?
53:00 <johninja> not a good idea brainz
53:00 <brainz> be what you want
53:00 <TheRon> No. I swear
54:00 <brainz> it might not be a good idea for you
54:00 <johninja> ...
54:00 <johninja> wow
54:00 <brainz> but whos following your standards
54:00 <johninja> you really fell into that hard
54:00 <TheRon> Alex Lloyd - my way home
55:00 <brainz> again a standard set by you
55:00 <johninja> are you still defending internet pedos?
55:00 <Nikky`> Not everyone has same set of standards so sadly, rules do need to be set
55:00 <johninja> that's interesting
55:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3wFI-usmU
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top 40 Singles December 2013 (Full Songs) (Nov 4, 2013) 02:42:26 - Category: Music - 4,415,195 views - 16,375 likes (97%), 503 dislikes (3%)
55:00 <johninja> and yes, you will be arrested
55:00 <johninja> there ARE rules
55:00 <brainz> no there is not
55:00 <johninja> people get arrested for that every day
56:00 <johninja> would you like me to proove it?
56:00 <shadsam> heaps peep been busted
56:00 <brainz> i dont care what you might think
56:00 <johninja> can't beleive i have to
56:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/national/three-australians-arrested-in-philippines-child-sex-raid/story-fncynjr2-1226803292820
56:00 <shadsam> even federal cops
57:00 <johninja> http://www.afp.gov.au/media-centre/news/afp/2014/january/media-release-live-online-child-abuse-29-international-arrests-made.aspx
57:00 <johninja> yeh man...cops too
57:00 <brainz> have you seen me type a single word to do with such things
57:00 <johninja> so what say you now brainz?
57:00 <johninja> still going to go with "there are no rules"
57:00 <shadsam> yep herd it on talkback months ago
57:00 <brainz> yes i am
57:00 <johninja> well you are beyond help then
57:00 <doctor> pedopad
57:00 <brainz> i dont care what it said
58:00 <TheRon> Alex Lloyd - never meant to fail
58:00 <brainz> on the internet there are no rules
58:00 <johninja> until you get arrested for breakig them
58:00 <johninja> yeh
58:00 <doctor> there are no rules anywhere
58:00 <johninja> ^
58:00 <brainz> the only thing there is on the internet is knowledge and information
58:00 <johninja> yeah using your logic there are no rules ever
59:00 <shadsam> sickos
59:00 <brainz> there is nothing that can stop learning
59:00 <TheRon> Fucking hot ain't it.
59:00 <johninja> people learned before the internet too
59:00 <johninja> ...
59:00 <brainz> yes but now there is no excuse so easy to access
59:00 <brainz> from anywhere around the world
59:00 <uncle_piet> cops
00:00 <johninja> unless you are a female muslim there is really no excuse not to learn
00:00 <brainz> thats why i really like this idea of transparancy
00:00 <johninja> they are actually forced not to learn
00:00 <johninja> so its excusable
00:00 <brainz> heres a example
00:00 <johninja> you mean like snowden tried to provide?
01:00 <johninja> apparently he is a traitor
01:00 <johninja> acording to abbott and the US
01:00 <shadsam> 11-w_and_w-shotgun_(radio_edit).mp3
01:00 <brainz> what do you think is going on here --> http://rt.com/usa/lavabit-appeal-oral-arguments-426/
01:00 <TheRon>  All you zombies hide your faces
02:00 <johninja> mmmm some russian propaganda to balance out the american propaganda
03:00 <TheRon> All you ppl in the street
03:00 <shadsam> 12-2_faced_funks_vs_jay_colin-life_is_a_casino_(episode)_(radio_edit).mp3
03:00 <brainz> and this http://rt.com/news/guardian-destroy-snowden-video-490/
04:00 <brainz> how we going to fight all this bulshit
04:00 <TheRon> We not
04:00 <brainz> more like we cannot
05:00 <TheRon> Yes
05:00 <brainz> but we actually can
05:00 <johninja> the best way to fight it is just drop out of society
05:00 <TheRon> Can't fight the machine
05:00 <brainz> but as a whole
05:00 <brainz> but as individual there are no balls
06:00 <johninja> well over half the australian people voted abbott
06:00 <brainz> yeah sort of what i do
06:00 <johninja> so we are in the minority
06:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg first issue of shads magazine guys check it out
06:00 <johninja> some people like this shit
06:00 <TheRon> A fruitless battle
06:00 <brainz> i dont have much to do with society in general
06:00 <brainz> it confuses the shit out of me
06:00 <shadsam> 13-patrick_miller-dancing_in_london_(david_may_radio_mix).mp3
07:00 <brainz> i ask myself how can the majority be so stupid
07:00 <TheRon> Because I'm happy....
07:00 <shadsam> bastardly_one is a shithouse rat
07:00 <TheRon> And?
08:00 <shadsam> lol
08:00 <johninja> lol poor shads
08:00 <Nikky`> I'm having a drink so I be happy also
08:00 <johninja> woo
08:00 <johninja> i want my own magazine now
08:00 <johninja> jelly as
08:00 <TheRon> Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
09:00 <Nikky`> you've had your pic all over the net
09:00 <Nikky`> you're famous
09:00 <johninja> lol true
09:00 <johninja> guess there isn't much left
09:00 <johninja> :(
09:00 <johninja> i'm boring now
09:00 <johninja> need to get a sex change or something
09:00 <TheRon> You weren't before?
09:00 <TheRon> :)
09:00 <johninja> ...
10:00 <Nikky`> Naww :o(
10:00 <johninja> people in glass houses m8
10:00 <TheRon> bring it
10:00 <Nikky`> kettle pot black
10:00 <druidess> hello can u put fresh herbs in oil when roasting veges
10:00 <brainz> what about bullshit like this https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152102938926598&set=a.10151063804316598.459647.111054311597&type=1&theater
10:00 <Nikky`> yeah
10:00 <TheRon> Yes
10:00 <druidess> nice
10:00 <TheRon> Don't burn
11:00 <Nikky`> OMG..I'm hardly a cook and I even knew that
11:00 <Nikky`> impressive
11:00 <Nikky`> rosemary added to roast spuds is delish
11:00 <druidess> i put some basil and oregano in it
11:00 <johninja> what is your point brainz?
11:00 <druidess> i havent got that
11:00 <TheRon> I'm up all night to get lucky
11:00 <brainz> i want to make flubber ... lol
11:00 <druidess> i got chives and Italian parsley but didnt put those
12:00 <brainz> my point is how do you decypher truth from bullshit
12:00 <brainz> whaty is right, what is wrong
12:00 <TheRon> We're up all night to get lucky
12:00 <johninja> why worry
12:00 <Nikky`> What vegies are you roasting?
12:00 <johninja> worry about shit you can control
12:00 <brainz> who upfolds what standard
12:00 <druidess> ur wrong brainz
13:00 <druidess> only potato n sweet potato
13:00 <shadsam> 14-chicane_and_vigri-three_(radio_edit).mp3
13:00 <Nikky`> yum
13:00 <brainz> who is right, who is wrong?? nice one
13:00 <druidess> just using watevers here
13:00 <Nikky`> I'm always right
13:00 <TheRon> Rosemary should do the trick
13:00 <brainz> yes Nikky` is always right
13:00 <brainz> lol
13:00 <druidess> i havent got rosemary
13:00 <brainz> hehe
13:00 <Nikky`> Next time druidess
13:00 <TheRon> Thyme?
13:00 <shadsam> 15-atb_ft_ramona_nerra-never_give_up_(airplay_mix).mp3
13:00 <johninja> you suck
13:00 <druidess> ive put basil n oregano
13:00 <druidess> :/
14:00 <simba> shadsam are we just pasting different files weve got
14:00 <TheRon> It all works
14:00 <johninja> i spent months renaming all my files so they don't look like shit
14:00 <simba> H:\November 2011 backup\Video\TV\House of Cards\House.Of.Cards.2013.S01E06.WEBRip.x264-TRiC
14:00 <simba> am ik doing it right
14:00 <brainz> a little jingle for you all http://youtu.be/32Js2Ef5Ojg
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Into the Wild - Rise (Eddie Vedder) (Oct 5, 2008) 2:34 - Category: Music - 8,139,321 views - 21,736 likes (98.9%), 247 dislikes (1.1%)
14:00 <druidess> and i parboiled my potato
15:00 <TheRon> We're up all night to get lucky
15:00 <druidess> so they will be crispy outside soft in middle
15:00 <Nikky`> I need to do anoher roast soon
15:00 <johninja> C:\Users\PimpDaddy\Desktop\Videos\porn\Non-Mpeg
15:00 <Nikky`> another also
15:00 <shadsam> cut it out ron
15:00 <brainz> i can cook
15:00 <brainz> lol
15:00 <TheRon> No
15:00 <johninja> damn
15:00 <brainz> suprisingly
15:00 <johninja> i messed it up
15:00 <shadsam> lol
15:00 <TheRon> Ride like the wind
15:00 <Nikky`> He has a good porn collection tho
15:00 <johninja> i do
16:00 <druidess> im just cooking southern seasoned chicken with it
16:00 <johninja> its my backup porn incase the internet goes down/zombie appocolypse
16:00 <Nikky`> We usually watch it together
16:00 <Nikky`> it amazes me
16:00 <johninja> :)
16:00 <druidess> oh watching porn with jn r we nikky
16:00 <TheRon> So 
17:00 <druidess> i see how it is..
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Nikky`> haha
17:00 <johninja> just two mates hanging out watching porn
17:00 <TheRon> My balls are so sweaty
17:00 <brainz> thats the only way they can stop all this bullshit, bring down the internet
17:00 <Nikky`> I watch it with johninja..I do it with you druidess
17:00 <brainz> lol
17:00 <johninja> i'm friendzoned as
17:00 <druidess> naw i cant stay mad ilu nikky
17:00 <Nikky`> naww druidess <3
18:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I had to friendzone you
18:00 <shadsam> 01-hardwell_ft_mitch_crown-call_me_a_spaceman_(radio_edit).mp3
18:00 <TheRon> Ride like the wind before I get old
18:00 <johninja> C:\Users\PimpDaddy\Desktop\Videos\porn\Non-Mpeg\Irani\NEWxpersiagolnaz4.mp4
18:00 <johninja> irani amature porn isn't for everyone
19:00 <shadsam> mm coffee
19:00 <brainz> heres a good one https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=398948183583579&set=a.348478945297170.1073741828.339860762825655&type=1&theater
19:00 <shadsam> 2-dj_antoine_ft_the_beat_shakers-ma_cherie_(dj_antoine_vs_mad_mar
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> shadsam why are you pasting them
20:00 <johninja> Stan Deyo - UFOs Are Here! - 1977 documentary w. Spielberg, Hynek, Vallee.avi
21:00 <shadsam> cut it out ron
21:00 <johninja> yeah enough is enough TheRon
21:00 <TheRon> What?
21:00 <johninja> its not big and it's not clever
21:00 <druidess> wb Ron
21:00 <simba> What?
21:00 <johninja> you know what
21:00 <shadsam> wb ron
22:00 <druidess> he knows
22:00 <johninja> stop hacking shads
22:00 <johninja> he knows its you man
22:00 <shadsam> lol
22:00 <TheRon> Fuck you yo ho I don't want you back
22:00 <druidess> everyone here basically knows
22:00 <druidess> Ron
22:00 <shadsam> nice lyrics
22:00 <druidess> will the herbs burn
22:00 <TheRon> Yes
22:00 <johninja> burn the erb
23:00 <shadsam> 03-armin_van_buuren-we_are_here_to_make_some_noise_(radio_edit).
23:00 <druidess> what time do i fish em out
23:00 <TheRon> Lorde - royals
23:00 <druidess> no
23:00 <simba> Lorde - royals
23:00 <druidess> divinyls - science fiction 
23:00 <TheRon> And well never be royals
24:00 <johninja> i like it how the music charts tell me what to listen too
24:00 <johninja> saves me having to think
24:00 <TheRon> Exactly
24:00 <druidess> slaps jn in the face
24:00 <TheRon> So get with it
24:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <druidess> hmmm
25:00 <brainz> yes i have freezing cold grapes stright out of the fridge
25:00 <brainz> nomnom
25:00 <druidess> yum
25:00 <druidess> frozen grapes
25:00 <druidess> awesome
25:00 <TheRon> I. Is
25:00 <brainz> nom nom
25:00 <johninja> are you rubbing them on your nipples right now?
26:00 <druidess> perhaps
26:00 <johninja> hot
26:00 <shadsam> 04-amna-tell_me_why_(radio_edit).mp3
26:00 <dad> TheRon was looking for you 2 days 3 hours 38 minutes ago
26:00 <dad> i'm here son
26:00 <TheRon> i might have some scotch chocolates out of the freezer
26:00 <brainz> whats the use of getting them to freeze
26:00 <brainz> in the first place
26:00 <brainz> lol
26:00 <Tuftoy> where is mummy?
26:00 <TheRon> Taking the piss
26:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I was going to check out the grapes today
26:00 <Nikky`> grrr
27:00 <dad> who wants to sell me their r9 270s
27:00 <Tuftoy> yje what
27:00 <TheRon> Haim - fAll
27:00 <Tuftoy> the what
27:00 <dad> just kidding, like any of you fatties could afford a $200 gpu
27:00 <brainz> sprry only got a r10 280
27:00 <TheRon> Haim. Falling
27:00 <brainz> lol
27:00 <brainz> sorry
27:00 <johninja> yes fat and being poor are the same
28:00 <johninja> well spotted
28:00 <johninja> clive palmer is quite poor
28:00 <dad> there's a lot of crossover there
28:00 <TheRon> Being poor is great for weightloss
28:00 <Nikky`> lol
28:00 <johninja> being a junkie is better
28:00 <dad> fat and unmotivated to do well financially
28:00 <brainz> but im still thinking of geting a kawa z1000
28:00 <brainz> lol
29:00 <dad> where's piet mate?
29:00 <dad> is he shooting up again?
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> stroking his cock
29:00 <TheRon> Scotch o'clock
29:00 <dad> i saw him paste a picture of a tv last night, i'm surprised they let him watch tv in his cell
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
30:00 <shadsam> 05-mischa_daniels_ft_u-jean-that_girl_(radio_edit).mp3
30:00 <johninja> its a reward for keeping the other prisoners sexually satisfied
30:00 <brainz> i want a 3D printer
30:00 <brainz> lol
30:00 <dad> your tax dollars at work ~ providing pieter with a tv so he can yell at it because he thinks the weatherwoman in the news report can hear him
30:00 <brainz> i heard harvey have got them for $1500 buks
31:00 <shadsam> rofl
31:00 <brainz> bucks
31:00 <dad> find me a block YA FUCKHEADS
32:00 <brainz> thats on channel 7 isnt it the block
32:00 <brainz> hehe
32:00 <TheRon> Fiona ap
32:00 <dad> brainz aren't you like 40
32:00 <dad> can you stop typing pls it is polluting my screen
32:00 <TheRon> Fiona Apple criminal
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Yay transformers 
33:00 <brainz> just stating facts thats all
33:00 <dad> piet's watching kids' shows on his tv they provided for him in lockup
33:00 <dad> he's very comfortable
34:00 <TheRon> Scotch and coke?
34:00 <Attila> lol, transformers. 
34:00 <Nikky`> No
34:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Nikky` <3
34:00 <dad> eugenics and social darwinism wasn't faux pas before hitler, it's his fault for fucking it up and giving it such a bad name, otherwise today people like pieter would be culled
34:00 <Nikky`> Wb johninja
34:00 <johninja> ty
35:00 <TheRon> Hello b1
35:00 <johninja> lol dad with an epic rany
35:00 <TheRon> Fucking hot
35:00 <johninja> people like piet cull themselves
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
35:00 <dad> WELL HE'S TAKING HIS FUCKING TIME
35:00 <johninja> its just a shame we have so many safety laws in place
35:00 <dad> WHY ISN'T HE FUCKING DEAD ALREADY
35:00 <johninja> we go against natural selection
36:00 <dad> I GOT MY FUCKING DANCING SHOES READY FOR HIS $2 GRAVE HE BOUGHT AT WALLMART
36:00 <TheRon> Pieter?
36:00 <dad> it has a tea cosy
36:00 <johninja> why spend so much time hating though
36:00 <johninja> it only hurts you
36:00 <dad> it's the 3 minute hate
36:00 <dad> you must do it every week
36:00 <doctor> do your bit for humanity, kill all those worthy of killing
36:00 <dad> some people do it by screaming at a tv, some people do it by punching a wall
36:00 <dad> i do it by hating on piet
36:00 <doctor> if not, someone will kill you
36:00 <johninja> Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned
37:00 <Lumeah> very prfound johninja
37:00 <dad> nah you got that one wrong
37:00 <Attila> chippie?
38:00 <brainz> more freezing cold grapes i say
38:00 <dad> embrace the hatres
38:00 <dad> /d
38:00 <dad> brainz be quiet
38:00 <dad> you and your brother are autistic
38:00 <brainz> ohh do we have a troll here
39:00 <johninja> 2 trolls
39:00 <johninja> one cup
39:00 <brainz> haha
39:00 <dad> 2 dads 1 mum
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dad/uncle_piet/etc
39:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/1625638_561788320577362_1104870783_n.jpg 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> get a fucking life ... seriously
39:00 <Lumeah> seriously 
39:00 <dad> seriously
39:00 <johninja> is it fred^bear?
39:00 <johninja> he is someone who gets angry like that
40:00 <johninja> must be constantly attacking someone else
40:00 <dad> i don't have fake designer shades to be fred^bear
40:00 <johninja> i see
40:00 <TheRon> Rick price - not a day goes by
40:00 <brainz> i lost that sense a troll ability
40:00 <dad> i'm dad
40:00 <brainz> maybe because i havent been on for a while
40:00 <johninja> why come back?
40:00 <brainz> im on holiday
41:00 <TheRon> For fun
41:00 <johninja> i see
41:00 <brainz> when i go back to work
41:00 <dad> i doubt brainz does anything else in his life
41:00 <simba> the Grand Deception
41:00 <dad> autistic people are pretty simple
41:00 <brainz> no more chat
41:00 <shadsam> 08-hamerling_and_de_koning-air_(radio_edit).mp3
41:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaah
41:00 <simba> 08-hamerling_and_de_koning-air_(radio_edit).mp3
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt ... autistic_bong, etc
41:00 <Lumeah> lol sucked in PandasDontDrive
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a friend of sassy's
41:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <TheRon> The snot in my nose is so dry
41:00 <dad> you sound upset
41:00 <dad> the 3 minute hate is over
41:00 <dad> try again next week
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you're fucking annoying
42:00 <simba> loool the skype crew that talk about irc on skype 
42:00 <brainz> theres only one way to deal with a troll and thats a /ignore nick
42:00 <johninja> He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe - 05 - Sky War
42:00 <brainz> pritty simple
42:00 <brainz> really
42:00 <simba> pretty*
42:00 <johninja> /ignore nick
42:00 <johninja> doesn't work
42:00 <brainz> yeah that too
42:00 <Nikky`> Ok I am back and wondering why
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <shadsam> Intel® Core2 CPU T7200 @ 2.00GHz
42:00 <brainz> why doesnt it work
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wb :)
43:00 <TheRon> I got brass knuckles hanging on my neck on chain
43:00 <TheRon> Cm punk
43:00 <johninja> nick Nickname is already in use.
43:00 <TheRon> That's fucked.
43:00 <shadsam> 9-sied_van_riel_and_erik_arbores-in_ur_face_(electronic_family_anthe
43:00 <johninja> `seen nick
43:00 <prowl> johninja, nick? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember nick.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> know that the CM stands for?
43:00 <simba> 9-sied_van_riel_and_erik_arbores-in_ur_face_(electronic_family_anthe
43:00 <TheRon> No
43:00 <johninja> Nick on @#lir 
43:00 <brainz> replace the nick with the nick you want to ignore lol
43:00 <johninja> why am i ignoring him?
43:00 <TheRon> He quit
43:00 <johninja> he's in one room
44:00 <Bastardly_One> His old name used to be Cookie Master ... CM is just the initials
44:00 <TheRon> Nice
44:00 <dad> simber needs to type more Ah, yes. in the channel to assert his dominance from the shadows
44:00 <simba> Ahhhh yes.
44:00 <simba> Yes, yes.
44:00 <simba> sup crackychan
44:00 <shadsam> simbas crying
44:00 <Nikky`> Aaaah
44:00 <simba> why you trollin
44:00 <dad> oh look simba became one of them
44:00 <Nikky`> one of what?
44:00 <Matthew1> good evening bi-james
44:00 <dad> <SERENITY> IT MUST BE STEVEN
44:00 <TheRon> Cm punks contract wAs till July
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey Matthew1
45:00 <simba> im just a guy on irc man
45:00 <dad> <BASTARDLY_ONE> IT MUST BE STEVEN
45:00 <dad> <FAGGOT> IT MUST BE STEVEN
45:00 <johninja> wow
45:00 <simba> r u drunk
45:00 <Matthew1> good evening to the divine Nikky` xx
45:00 <johninja> are all your logs in caps?
45:00 <Nikky`> soon simba..soon
45:00 <johninja> that may explain the anger
45:00 <TheRon> Yes but.....
45:00 <johninja> you think everyone is yelling
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh fuck it's Matthew
45:00 <Nikky`> How are you Matthew1?
45:00 <johninja> eww gross
45:00 <Bastardly_One> let's all go on about Essendon being cheats
45:00 <johninja> how did that get in here?
45:00 <Matthew1> I am really, really well... how are you?
45:00 <TheRon> Go poms
45:00 <simba> is that steven tho?
45:00 <Nikky`> I'm good thanks :o)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and how now they've been done because they got inside info from Collingwood
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what a pack of cheating arseholes
46:00 <Matthew1> yes TheRon... it has been a long summer for England, we are definitely at the bottom of the rollercoaster of sport
46:00 <Matthew1> as for Essendon... some great news prior to NAB Cup on the way :)
46:00 <johninja> you like it on the bottom don't you
46:00 <TheRon> What is it now 12~1
46:00 <Nikky`> I do - starfish
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what? you're cheating more?
46:00 <johninja> lol Nikky`
46:00 <shadsam>  StatsOP sets mode: +v shadsam
46:00 <Matthew1> it is 11-1... but probably 12-1 come tomorrow night
47:00 <TheRon> Nice
47:00 <Bastardly_One> first you get done for drugs ... now you're done getting inside info off Collingwood's recruiter
47:00 <shadsam> 10-edx_ft_john_williams-give_it_up_for_love_(mysto_and_pizzi_radio_ed
47:00 <Matthew1> Noel Judkins worked at Essendon for many years
47:00 <TheRon> So pissed we lost that one game
47:00 <Matthew1> stop trying to create an issue out of nothing
47:00 <shadsam> mmmmmmmmm pizza
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they should be taken out of the AFL
47:00 <johninja> ^
47:00 <Matthew1> I still have regular discussions/meeting with old colleagues
47:00 <Matthew1> why isn't he allowed to...
47:00 <johninja> i don't think the VFL would take them though
47:00 <Nikky`> god its not even afl season yet..lets discuss something else
48:00 <johninja> theyt are a respectable organistation
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
48:00 <shadsam> afl sux imo
48:00 <TheRon> Boobs!,!
48:00 <shadsam> lol ron
48:00 <TheRon> Nikky how your boobs doing
48:00 <Nikky`> They are doing great thanks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew, you must forget your rage at me in another channel last time you were on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> game on bitch :)
49:00 <Nikky`> Sit there how they should.. not hitting the knees
49:00 <TheRon> Still a handful?
49:00 <Matthew1> I rage at everything... don't think you're special...
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyone think the fallen will win this time?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet, shut up and have another hit
49:00 <TheRon> I drove all night to get to you
50:00 <Nikky`> And I locked the doors and not let him in
50:00 <Matthew1> listening to the docile tunes of one of my favourite Australians, Daryl Braithwaite...
50:00 <TheRon> Is that alright
50:00 <Matthew1> lovely
50:00 <shadsam> ron in a combi
50:00 <Nikky`> Just something about TheRon that is, well little suss
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he's the guy I see down Coles
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the special guy
50:00 <TheRon> Hey hey
50:00 <Bastardly_One> out the front all the time
50:00 <Nikky`> He is spesh..we go for the same footy team so spesh in my eyes
51:00 <johninja> he just lacks...charm
51:00 <TheRon> That's not me
51:00 <johninja> that is all
51:00 <shadsam> hangin with the abbos
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Weird my tuner says theres 5 digital radio chans
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what team?
51:00 <Matthew1> I expect Geelong to miss the finals this year... could be a tough year...
51:00 <Matthew1> 10th
51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but is never mean or nasty, usually
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Geelong?
51:00 <PietSAbabe> 29 tv
51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, Geelong 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet, shut up
51:00 <shadsam> 2-2_faced_funks_vs_jay_colin-life_is_a_casino_(episode)_(radio_edit).m
51:00 <TheRon> Ess to miss again
51:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I barrack for the best team ever
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <shadsam> lololololol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's big enough ;)
52:00 <johninja> i like it when Nikky` talks dirty
52:00 <brainz> haha
52:00 <brainz> that would hurt
52:00 <brainz> lol
52:00 <Matthew1> is it safe to turn my air conditioning off? or is it still a sauna outside?
52:00 <Lumeah> lol..
52:00 <TheRon> I love it
52:00 <shadsam> thats gold nikky
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Carlton
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we're stealing everyone this year
52:00 <TheRon> Nikky loves me
52:00 <johninja> i'll bet she still says 'dick' with a slight kiwi accent too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good work
52:00 <johninja> would be so hot
52:00 <Nikky`> Of course TheRon
52:00 <johninja> 'duck'
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... OMG!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> are you kiwi?
53:00 <Nikky`> I has no kiwi accent now :o(
53:00 <^pilot^> awww shut bruuuu
53:00 <Nikky`> well some words
53:00 <Matthew1> she was born there... but thankfully has been here most of her life
53:00 <Matthew1> she is very much Australian
53:00 <shadsam> yo pilot
53:00 <^pilot^> thats puice of puss bruu
53:00 <johninja> Nikky` we will claim, Matthew1 not so much
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a 1/4 maori hey? ... got a spare dollar sis?
53:00 <^pilot^> Btw
53:00 <Nikky`> I can't say health without it sounding like house and beer is like bear
53:00 <^pilot^> if you hear a kiwi say "Piece of piss"
53:00 <brainz> sat Fush
53:00 <brainz> say fish
53:00 <brainz> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> gimmie a cig hey?
53:00 <^pilot^> they are telling you how long it will take for them to fuck it up 
53:00 <simba> brb cig huhu
53:00 <brainz> say fush
53:00 <shadsam> 13-patrick_miller-dancing_in_london_(david_may_radio_mix).mp3
53:00 <johninja> lolololol
53:00 <johninja> aahahahahah
53:00 <brainz> chups
53:00 <johninja> winning
54:00 <shadsam> lololo XD XDF VXD
54:00 <simba> nice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he was behaving
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my fault
54:00 <johninja> no he wasn't
54:00 <johninja> shhh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well :)
54:00 <brainz> can you do a haka Nikky`
54:00 <johninja> he was being disruptive
54:00 <brainz> lol
54:00 <dad> oi
54:00 <simba> Your kind is not welcome Matth
54:00 <Nikky`> No
54:00 <dad> why can't i get a ban like that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> all he has to do was say sorry Sir
54:00 <johninja> you should
54:00 <johninja> we just need to ask for a few months
54:00 <dad> i'm trying pretty hard here
54:00 <Nikky`> What we ask oursevles each day dad
54:00 <johninja> and it will happen
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol dad
55:00 <Nikky`> You're very trying
55:00 <Nikky`> brb
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, which island?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fine!
55:00 <johninja> now you have upset Nikky`
55:00 <johninja> nice one
55:00 <Bastardly_One> be like that!
55:00 <TheRon> It's all in the game of love
55:00 <shads> im gay
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <simba> <shads> im gay - owned
56:00 <johninja> `topic <shads> im gay
56:00 <shads> got a hamburger?
56:00 <shads> I've not eaten for 10 mins m8
56:00 <shadsam> heh
56:00 <johninja> shads is ok with me
56:00 <shadsam> that wa trippy
56:00 <TheRon> I make hamburgers I get all the girls
56:00 <simba> owned u wayne
56:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 7 noteops
56:00 <shadsam> rollin buns ron
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well I'll be
57:00 <simba> Bastardly_One did u see the cover of issue 1 of shads magazine
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
57:00 <johninja> i noteop matthew the cricket scores
57:00 <johninja> not sure he reads them
57:00 <johninja> no reaction :(
57:00 <brainz> shit i've no noteops
57:00 <brainz> ll
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... reading channel shit
57:00 <brainz> hehe
57:00 <TheRon> One more scotch and I'll be anyone's
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
57:00 <shadsam> 14-chicane_and_vigri-three_(radio_edit).mp3
57:00 <TheRon> Nikky
57:00 <johninja> it's Nikky`
57:00 <johninja> sheesh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and lol
57:00 <simba> 14-chicane_and_vigri-three_(radio_edit).mp3
57:00 <shadsam> ive got weed hmm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who made that?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> actually up close he's not half as bad looking as in the full pic
58:00 <TheRon> You don't know you don't even care
58:00 <johninja> i'm not planning on sleeping with him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I am either
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's actually come up better than the original pic
59:00 <Nikky`> Yeah its me..sif be nasty to me
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> u think wayne's a looker?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sure
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> i farted on my balls
59:00 <shadsam> 1 hour to go and ill have defcon 1 festival dvd rip
59:00 <TheRon> I be moving to boston
59:00 <Nikky`> I was from Napier Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... nice area
59:00 <johninja> i'de have a beer with shads
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I technically own most of the north island
59:00 <shadsam> chers m8
59:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I want to go back and see it..windy welly also
59:00 <simba> id break a beer on shads
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My tribe does anyway
00:00 <shadsam> chers beers no queers
00:00 <shadsam> cheers
00:00 <TheRon> Rotarua.
00:00 <simba> #gay-oral-service-for-straight-bi-blokes-perth
00:00 <simba> ITS REAL
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol really
00:00 <shadsam> i smoked some ice was shithouse
00:00 <simba> gmanperth is in it
00:00 <simba> hes fucked upo
00:00 <simba> up
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey DemonsRun :o)
00:00 <DemonsRun> Hey Nikky` !
00:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck weekends are depressing here
01:00 <DemonsRun> Dusty <3
01:00 <Nikky`> I'm waiting for johninja to come back to Melb...to have a beer with me
01:00 <TheRon> Nikky likes hot sweaty men
01:00 <johninja> i think someone needs to do something about the quality of ice
01:00 <DemonsRun> I just knocked off lol
01:00 <johninja> its getting shit
01:00 <Nikky`> He always forgets me
01:00 <johninja> call the ACC
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all gonna change when I get back to school though ... fuck 'em
01:00 <johninja> oooh 
01:00 <Nikky`> I do like men
01:00 <johninja> i offered Nikky` out last time and she turned me down
01:00 <johninja> hard 2 get
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I told her and her friend to do a day trip up here
02:00 <Nikky`> Its true I did.. I kick myself every day for it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but they ignore me
02:00 <TheRon> Haim - don't save me
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <Nikky`> Said..if I get a second chance
02:00 <johninja> ok sweet
02:00 <johninja> we'll do this in march or something
02:00 <johninja> have to do bris/syd/melb
02:00 <Nikky`> haha sure
02:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but its ballarat..no one goes to actually 'visit'
02:00 <TheRon> My bowls uniform is just waiting to be peeled off
02:00 <shadsam> `seen spencer
02:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 3 matches to your query: spence_sexpack, Spencer, blue_waffle. spence_sexpack ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 5 days 6 hours 6 minutes ago (27.01. 13:56) stating "Quit: popapillnchill" after spending 1 hour 35 minutes there.
03:00 <johninja> i would probably go to ballarat to get some weed
03:00 <johninja> if i had too
03:00 <TheRon> Nah man
03:00 <shadsam> element got owned
03:00 <shadsam> XD
03:00 <Nikky`> I lived there..we lasted 6 weeks or so
03:00 <Nikky`> haha
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <shadsam> LOL
03:00 <TheRon> Baby don't save me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 weeks too long
04:00 <johninja> mean
04:00 <shadsam> ron do a handstand n say that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Revolting Cocks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGp98Xoq9g
04:00 <TheRon> In my state?
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beer, Steers and Queers (1992) (Oct 30, 2010) 5:35 - Category: Music - 60,706 views - 515 likes (96.8%), 17 dislikes (3.2%)
04:00 <Nikky`> We moved around a lot when we moved to Aust.. too much
05:00 <Nikky`> It sucked
05:00 <johninja> yeah it would suck
05:00 <johninja> espec if in school
05:00 <Nikky`> I have moved too many times now..i'd like to just finally settle
05:00 <Bastardly_One> beers, steers and queers
05:00 <Nikky`> yeah. changing schools was bad
05:00 <simba> dont touch that radio.... dont touch that radio... dont touch that knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbb-uh
05:00 <johninja> have to make new freinds and try and learn shit
05:00 <johninja> just terrible
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I think I went to every primary school in melbourne
05:00 <Nikky`> And when of my good friends since grade 5 moves to QLD :o(
05:00 <TheRon> Robert palmer - Johnny and Mary
05:00 <johninja> :(
05:00 <shadsam> RED ROCK TOWERS MONUMENT TRIBAL PARK ARIZONE UTAH USA
05:00 <johninja> good tune TheRon
06:00 <Nikky`> It was harder when you had kiwi accent..kids were mean
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not fun eh?
06:00 <johninja> arizona and utah are different states man
06:00 <Nikky`> Nope. not
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had ... a really bad haircut and clothes ... I can relate
06:00 <TheRon> Nikky I love split enz
06:00 <Nikky`> We did most of our time in Maryborough and Geelong tho
06:00 <johninja> you still do Bastardly_One
06:00 <johninja> things don't change
06:00 <johninja> :p
06:00 <Bastardly_One> heh john ... true :P
06:00 <Nikky`> split enz is good
07:00 <Nikky`> I be getting my hair done in few weeks
07:00 <TheRon> Dirty creature
07:00 <brainz> i love this http://youtu.be/32Js2Ef5Ojg
07:00 <Excessive> wat mo can a po boy doooooooooooooooo
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Into the Wild - Rise (Eddie Vedder) (Oct 5, 2008) 2:34 - Category: Music - 8,139,421 views - 21,736 likes (98.9%), 247 dislikes (1.1%)
07:00 <johninja> nice
07:00 <johninja> wow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Eddie Vedder
07:00 <johninja> pumping some solid tunes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> talentless fuckwit
07:00 <johninja> its a good song though
08:00 <brainz> tis
08:00 <Bastardly_One> think i've told you the Vedder story
08:00 <Attila> He's fuckin' got more talent than you, cockhead. 
08:00 <TheRon> That was my mistake
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how he became anything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid cunt needs shooting
08:00 <johninja> not sure i remember
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Pearl Jam used to be a band called Motherlove Bone
08:00 <johninja> he said you couldn't stay at his house didn't he
09:00 <johninja> ahh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and the only reason pearl jam ever succeded in his opinion
09:00 <shadsam> When i move im uying a sick saltwater fishtank,..XD
09:00 <TheRon> Drinking the worst scotch but it has coke
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was getting him as the singer
09:00 <johninja> bit of an ego then
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's completely into himself and people like that annoy me
09:00 <johninja> me to
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, see Singles
09:00 <Bastardly_One> on the seattle scene
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he talks about it on that
10:00 <TheRon> Omaha, some place in Middle America
10:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is this guy who keeps posting this <SERENITY> IT MUST BE STEVEN
10:00 <Serenity> thats the second time now when i havent even been here
10:00 <johninja> just ban it
10:00 <johninja> it asked to be banned
10:00 <Bastardly_One> some friend of sassy's
10:00 <johninja> wans a cool ban message like matthew
10:00 <DemonsRun> Oh that was a good wrap.
10:00 <DemonsRun> Yummmm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I know
10:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is sassy
10:00 <Serenity> who are these people
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <TheRon> Is Matthew banned?
10:00 <johninja> yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <johninja> he is permabanned
10:00 <Nikky`> Van Halen - Hot for teacher 
10:00 <TheRon> That was quick
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter's ex
11:00 <Serenity> he was i sunno why hes not now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sassy that is
11:00 <johninja> he changed his nick and triggered it
11:00 <johninja> all good
11:00 <TheRon> Nikky you the teacher?
11:00 <Nikky`> No
11:00 <TheRon> Damn
11:00 <simba> sassy left irc to talk on skype about irc to ex-irc users, for some reason she can only have one program open at once
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Entertain me tonight. On my own :(
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she was here ... shit ... a few weeks ago
12:00 <DemonsRun> OCD simba ?
12:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> really early in the morning
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, she's just stupid brat
12:00 <simba> OCD no PC LOL
12:00 <Nikky`> got it bad got it bad got it bad.. i'm hot for teacher
12:00 <johninja> piet pasted heaps of her picsw one morning
12:00 <johninja> must have been a little upset
12:00 <Serenity> oh sassy as in sassasaurus?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it Nikky`
12:00 <DemonsRun> I'm funny I have to have all my rooms clicked to white 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to play it
12:00 <Nikky`> hehee
12:00 <simba> yea i forgot the long version of sassy
13:00 <Nikky`> great song
13:00 <Serenity> piets ex
13:00 <simba> yuk
13:00 <TheRon> I'm gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight ho
13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GZFbCqx18
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Van Halen - Hot For Teacher (HQ music video) (Nov 2, 2009) 5:34 - Category: Music - 3,172,348 views - 12,837 likes (98.5%), 201 dislikes (1.5%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> am thinking
13:00 <TheRon> Gonna grab some afternoon delight
13:00 <Bastardly_One> there's two sassy's yeah?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I was gone for years
13:00 <johninja> i don't know
13:00 <johninja> one is enough 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> still am gone :P
13:00 <TheRon> Nikky?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... isn't there two?
14:00 <Nikky`> Yes?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> simba might know
14:00 <TheRon> Afternoon delight?
14:00 <Lumeah> hope you guys dun talk about me like this :P 
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <Nikky`> I only know of the sassy that comes on here sometimes
14:00 <Serenity> who are you to even talk about
14:00 <johninja> who is this Lumeah chick anyways?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Lumeah, I bet they do about me :P
14:00 <Nikky`> Its night time now
14:00 <Lumeah> im me :O 
14:00 <johninja> lets see some pics Lumeah
14:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/4W0B-1iF6S4
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Can't Keep" (Music Video) - Ukulele Songs - Eddie Vedder (May 31, 2011) 2:46 - Category: Music - 2,404,754 views - 11,437 likes (98.5%), 174 dislikes (1.5%)
14:00 <johninja> element won't get angry for no reason and flood them with dicks drawn on
14:00 <Lumeah> wheres your pic?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> where's faux when you actually want her
14:00 <johninja> promise
14:00 <shadsam> YES LUMEAH DARLING
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd know
14:00 <johninja> ok fine
15:00 <shadsam> TO SHY
15:00 <Serenity> you cant like join for 3 minutes and expect to be spoken about. it takes years of effort to become that popular geesh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm, that's the 3rd time the lights have flickered in an hour
15:00 <shadsam> lololol
15:00 <Lumeah> well good :P 
15:00 <shadsam> XD
15:00 <druidess> lol shads
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if this light blows I'm fucked ... I can't reach the socket
15:00 <Nikky`> yeah, i'm still working on itr
15:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1382077_10152327945519992_389034339_n.jpg 
15:00 <Nikky`> it
15:00 <TheRon> Sky rockets In flight. Afternoon delight
15:00 <johninja> there
15:00 <Serenity> hey you had your very own fake youtube vid Nikky`
15:00 <shadsam> heh sarah
16:00 <Serenity> youre at the top baby
16:00 <johninja> yeah she does
16:00 <Nikky`> hahaha true
16:00 <johninja> that is special
16:00 <Nikky`> If only I had tits like thayt
16:00 <johninja> i only get pastebins and shit
16:00 <Nikky`> *sigh*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you do look like a bogan
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as well as sounding like one
16:00 <shadsam> sighs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!
16:00 <Serenity> its not her..
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't sound like a boga really do I?
16:00 <TheRon> The first thing you know I'll being bow river again
16:00 <johninja> the bogan look
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *bogan
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that midget is fucked in the head
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't possibly sound bogan
17:00 <shadsam> whats this wog song brb
17:00 <johninja> i think every aussie sounds bogan when you grow up around lebs
17:00 <johninja> don't take it too hard
17:00 <Lumeah> lol you haven't even talked to me pm and you want my pic?
17:00 <Lumeah> lol
17:00 <Nikky`> I don't
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... troo skippeh
17:00 <johninja> yes, i do
17:00 <johninja> i don't om
17:00 <johninja> pm
17:00 <johninja> i get pm'ed
17:00 <Nikky`> Its true, he doesn't
17:00 <TheRon> And do chisel songs at karaoke
17:00 <Lumeah> hahah
17:00 <Nikky`> I been waiting for years
17:00 <Lumeah> noooo
17:00 <Nikky`> It never happens
17:00 <Lumeah> i get pmed
17:00 <johninja> see
18:00 <johninja> i never evened pm'd Nikky`
18:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna do a vanish blog thing for tv
18:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, let's go ... meet ya down the Lalor in 15
18:00 <johninja> after all these years
18:00 <Bastardly_One> dare ya TheRon
18:00 <shadsam> 237587 mp3s in playlist
18:00 <Nikky`> one day tho.. I live in hope
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> Hey Immutable
18:00 <PietSAbabe> This is how i wash clothes
18:00 <shadsam> lol john
18:00 <TheRon> Fuck you're keen
18:00 <PietSAbabe> I pee on it
18:00 <Immutable> hey Nikky` 
18:00 <PietSAbabe> I rub it around
18:00 <Attila> Time for a drink, I reckon. 
18:00 <shadsam> lol piet ya goat
18:00 <TheRon> The x on Albert?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> too far ... has to be city Karoke
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Rub rub rub
19:00 <shadsam> AL X
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Lalor then
19:00 <shadsam> Alex
19:00 <Nikky`> I've nearly finished my 3rd..and I got the big arse glass
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in Black Hill now
19:00 <Nikky`> saves on going to refill
19:00 <Nikky`> brb tho 
19:00 <TheRon> Nice
19:00 <Nikky`> need to make more room
19:00 <Attila> :)
19:00 <johninja> come on i don't have all day
19:00 <shadsam> flop those tities out niky take a quiky snap for us all
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't know they did night bowls at BBC
19:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> saw some drunk guys playing the other night
20:00 <shadsam> this cnt sounds like an i-ti camarl 1 sec
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Lightning Crashes (Jun 16, 2009) 5:24 - Category: Music - 10,174,416 views - 35,551 likes (98.1%), 693 dislikes (1.9%)
21:00 <shadsam> nice
21:00 <TheRon> Payback the chicken back, do the chicken payback
21:00 <Nikky`> I'll send you a pic johninja
21:00 <johninja> woot
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she's cute
21:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
21:00 <johninja> Nikky` is cooler than Lumeah
21:00 <simba> <TheRon> Sky rockets In flight. Afternoon delight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just didn't wanna make a fuss when I saw it due to being nice to someone else :P
21:00 <TheRon> Lime a
21:00 <TheRon> lim
22:00 <johninja> hehe
22:00 <johninja> yeah i have seen the Nikky`
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this song resonates to any parent
22:00 <johninja> she is a cutie
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Ed whatshisface is touring
22:00 <johninja> apparently tiny which is also hilarious
22:00 <TheRon> Lumeah gives tit pics though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> his new solo album is all Jesus songs
22:00 <johninja> woohoo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> shads gives tit pics
22:00 <Bastardly_One> without trying
22:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
23:00 <Lumeah> do i ? 
23:00 <Lumeah> no fucking way 
23:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <TheRon> Yes
23:00 <Nikky`> Don't play coy Lumeah..I have them ;o)
23:00 <Lumeah> yeah i do 
23:00 <Lumeah> ROF! lol
23:00 <Lumeah> ... not
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, did Ozfiz show ya her bum?
23:00 <Nikky`> Nah I didn't see it
23:00 <shadsam> lumeah is nice gally
23:00 <Nikky`> but I have seen her naked pic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she took a pic of it and put it on her flicker
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not bad
24:00 <johninja> just spent like 2 minuets groping Nikky`s boobs with my mouse pointer
24:00 <Nikky`> lol
24:00 <Lumeah> haha
24:00 <johninja> something is wrong with me
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol johninja
24:00 <shadsam> fart
24:00 <TheRon> Birds of Tokyo - this fire
24:00 <Bastardly_One> put the drinkies down
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Birds of Tokyo are shit
25:00 <Nikky`> I think i'm doing ok for being oldie n stuff
25:00 <Lumeah> anyone know Harrison?
25:00 <Nikky`> Harrison ford?
25:00 <shadsam> yes james
25:00 <Lumeah> james ? 
25:00 <TheRon> nikky you will.
25:00 <johninja> yeah Nikky`
25:00 <johninja> you a cutie
25:00 <TheRon> Never be that old to me
26:00 <Nikky`> Naww how sweet TheRon
26:00 <brainz> ohh shit its hot
26:00 <brainz> burnon up
26:00 <Nikky`> its not hot
26:00 <brainz> burnin up here
26:00 <Nikky`> what is wrong with you ppl
26:00 <brainz> yeah it is 
26:00 <Attila> -_^
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what a strange song to get in my head ... does anyone remember this? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k
27:00 <brainz> maybe because i have sunburn
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Collective Soul - Shine (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:40 - Category: Music - 5,967,930 views - 27,403 likes (99.1%), 250 dislikes (0.9%)
27:00 <Nikky`> maybe
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at your quit Shads
27:00 <shadsam> - DJ Tools - Dj Greatest samples ZYX (acapella) [02-53] [116.84].mp3
27:00 <Nikky`> ooh I didn't even notice the quit msg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this song reminds me of Wednesdays at Chasers
28:00 <shadsam> - I Love My Radio_Taffy.mp3
28:00 <Bastardly_One> alternative rock night ... I used to sit by the toilets
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and make a mint :D
28:00 <shadsam> sellin stix
28:00 <Bastardly_One> foils of whizz and coke and stix
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
29:00 <shadsam> mad wicked
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah was fine
29:00 <Bastardly_One> until one chick comes back with a bloody nose
29:00 <Nikky`> Do you really want to say you were near toilets making money Bastardly_One?
29:00 <TheRon> ,nikky im drunk I could be anybody's.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in front of a bouncer
29:00 <shadsam> i swapped a 5 dollar leef stick for a 2500 dollar omega watch
29:00 <shadsam> to this abbo chick
29:00 <shadsam> lol
29:00 <Nikky`> Really TheRon? anyones? I know of a few guys on here who would love that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Nikky` ... now you mention it
30:00 <TheRon> Not gay..
30:00 <Doodle> what is this
30:00 <johninja> <Nikky`> Do you really want to say you were near toilets making money Bastardly_One? LOL
30:00 <Nikky`> Its Doodle hour
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea Doodle
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush john
30:00 <johninja> she's such a funny drunk~
30:00 <shadsam> naughty ron
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking rude tonight
30:00 <shadsam> lo john
30:00 <johninja> hahah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get ya when you mellow out later
31:00 <TheRon> My bad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <johninja> paybacks a bitch
31:00 <johninja> you said i sounded like a bogan man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yah The Baron hasn't arrived yet m8
31:00 <johninja> and looked like one
31:00 <johninja> really hurt
31:00 <shadsam> nah your leet
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked *bogan accent*
31:00 <johninja> :p
31:00 <Nikky`> everyone loves a good bogan
31:00 <johninja> lol waht will the_baron do?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the country has worn off on me
31:00 <TheRon> Go cats
31:00 <Doodle> nobody likes a bogan
31:00 <shadsam> - Lips Like Sugar_Echo & The Bunnymen.mp3
31:00 <Serenity> johns MY bogan
31:00 <Serenity> back off sista
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to say ... and shit on the end of things a bit lately
32:00 <johninja> oh geeze...catfight
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and mate
32:00 <johninja> lol i remember these 2 chicks had a fight over me once
32:00 <johninja> apparently one had a crush
32:00 <johninja> i tried to get both of them :/
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDXRT53QduU
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nobody Likes A Bogan - Area 7 (Aug 10, 2008) 2:17 - Category: Music - 71,875 views - 301 likes (98%), 6 dislikes (2%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for john
33:00 <johninja> didn't work
33:00 <Serenity> hahah Nikky`
33:00 <Doodle> sezz back off, stop lezzing up Nikky` 
33:00 <shadsam> i actually know 4 strings...
33:00 <Serenity> you need a lesson in bagging bitches john
33:00 <johninja> biab
33:00 <brainz> did someone say cat steven
33:00 <johninja> ohone
33:00 <shadsam> (01) [4 Strings] Take Me Away.mp3
33:00 <brainz> s
33:00 <johninja> phone
33:00 <Doodle> or i'll never get laid again
33:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Doodle> don't waste a perfectly good vagina
33:00 <Serenity> too late
33:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <Serenity> Nikky` an di go way back
34:00 <Nikky`> But the things she could do
34:00 <Doodle> NO YOU DONT
34:00 <Nikky`> yes, waaaaaaaaay
34:00 <Doodle> we go way backer
34:00 <shadsam> same
34:00 <shadsam> 99
34:00 <shadsam> 150 melb users
34:00 <shadsam> 120 sydney users
34:00 <shadsam> and netsex
34:00 <shadsam> omg
35:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/d_X9eqYa6CQ
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Stevens - Peace Train (Sep 1, 2011) 3:29 - Category: Music - 108,428 views - 508 likes (97.9%), 11 dislikes (2.1%)
35:00 <Nikky`> father n son
35:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm you need to log of these days to answer a call?
35:00 <Nikky`> seems so 1990's
35:00 <shadsam> lol
36:00 <shadsam> simba strop callin the damn cops
36:00 <Serenity> rofl dial up anywun
36:00 <shadsam> (01) [Real Booty Babes] Played Alive.mp3
36:00 <Nikky`> hehe 
36:00 <simba> ...no
37:00 <Doodle> i so fried
37:00 <Nikky`> I did try and cook you up nice n tasty
38:00 <Doodle> kekeke
38:00 <Doodle> oh my
38:00 <shadsam> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
38:00 <shadsam> ook
38:00 <Excessive> one for simba ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1385545_10200203706329983_1776688844_n.jpg
38:00 <shadsam> (01) [Various Artists] Megamix.mp3
39:00 <Bastardly_One> should I annoy Matthew?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> y/n?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> voting starts now
39:00 <Doodle> y
39:00 <Nikky`> no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed him somewhere else
39:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you Nikky`
39:00 <Nikky`> hehe
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I'm checking levels :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I might ignore that :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
40:00 <Nikky`> lol
40:00 <Nikky`> cheeky shite
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be good
41:00 <Bastardly_One> besides
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're higher
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <shadsam> .
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1DRTnP0gY8
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frenzal Rhomb - Russel Crowe's Band (Aug 6, 2007) 1:13 - Category: Music - 127,170 views - 378 likes (96.7%), 13 dislikes (3.3%)
42:00 <shadsam> he has a nice farm with trikes
43:00 <Doodle> chewn
43:00 <shadsam> and a unit at circular quey
43:00 <Doodle> quay
43:00 <shadsam> yup
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares ... he's still a cunt with no talent
43:00 <British^Meat> happy 20th birthday Dookie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> except for being a thug
43:00 <shadsam> exactly 
43:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/nG-TUyMW9Qs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yusuf Islam(Cat Stevens) - Father and Son (Porchester Hall, London 2007) (Oct 15, 2012) 4:26 - Category: Music - 96,893 views - 424 likes (97.2%), 12 dislikes (2.8%)
43:00 <shadsam> threw his phone
43:00 <shadsam> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhYW5PKYLQc
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frenzal Rhomb - Mum Changed The Locks (Sep 8, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 98,324 views - 245 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <shadsam> lolol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> This band remind me of good times living in syd
45:00 <Nikky`> One actually has good times in syd?
45:00 <Nikky`> weir
45:00 <Nikky`> d
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did ... I lived in Newtown in the 90s when it was still scummy and feral
46:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the best times of my life
46:00 <shadsam> Source   : MP3 ((01) [Various Artists] Megamix.mp3)
46:00 <shadsam> Audio    : MPEG Layer-3 Decoder
46:00 <Doodle> love that song
46:00 <Nikky`> What do you mean when?
46:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 90s
46:00 <shadsam> sydney rox`s nikky
46:00 <Doodle> hehehhe
46:00 <Nikky`> No No..think about my comment Bastardly_One
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I dedicate this ... to the entire channel ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z--E9OeuJE
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frenzal Rhomb - Punch In The Face (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (May 20, 2012) 2:13 - Category: Music - 27,236 views - 129 likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no comeback
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankee - Fuck You Right Back.mp3 (4.62MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:02)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how slack am I?
47:00 <shadsam> 3 dislikes omg hahaha
47:00 <Nikky`> slack
47:00 <Bastardly_One> phwoar!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking me with my own dick
47:00 <doctor> If I had my time again
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and now punching me in the balls
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hot!
48:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFs68mKOasQ
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rush by Big Audio Dynamite 2 *album version* (Oct 1, 2010) 4:18 - Category: Music - 151,185 views - 601 likes (98%), 12 dislikes (2%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> some people pay $500 an hour for this
48:00 <Doodle> Serenity stop trying to cyber me i keep telling you no, you're married
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and Nikky` is giving it to me for nothin'
48:00 <Doodle> enough is enough
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
48:00 <shadsam> FAWKS COMPUTER FINALLY HAXXXX`D..BY ELEMENTS GANG
48:00 <Serenity> :o
48:00 <doctor> A good whore would cost me over 10 grand
48:00 <Doodle> paulie will see
48:00 <doctor> One day I'll have that kind of money
48:00 <simba> 'elements gang'
48:00 <Nikky`> lol B1
48:00 <Serenity> but i just cant help myself
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bad habits
49:00 <Doodle> but what if he sees
49:00 <Doodle> he will want a go too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry ...
49:00 <Serenity> hahaha
49:00 <Nikky`> Just bend and enjoy it.. like a real man would
49:00 <Doodle> well i never
50:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt be so irresistable
50:00 <Doodle> what if i smash my face in with a spade
50:00 <Nikky`> Can I have a go?
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Serenity> then you will look like little nicky
50:00 <Doodle> no!
50:00 <Doodle> haha
50:00 <Doodle> GET HAPPY
51:00 <Maurice> YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT LIKE THE PIGEONS
51:00 <Maurice> Yuuuuck
51:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
51:00 <ooomp> You're feeding me bread on a hot day?!!
51:00 <Nikky`> ooompalicious
51:00 <Doodle> yes
51:00 <Doodle> thats it
51:00 <Lumeah> yeah thanks PietSAbabe
51:00 <ooomp> Nikky`
51:00 <Lumeah> thanks.. 
51:00 <Lumeah> :P
51:00 <Lumeah> kick you in the nuts lol 
52:00 <Doodle> he wouldnt feel it
52:00 <Doodle> he has no sense from the hair down
52:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
52:00 <Nikky`> which hair
52:00 <Lumeah> clearly
52:00 <Doodle> head hair
52:00 <druidess> doodle just stop it
53:00 <Doodle> stop what
53:00 <Nikky`> which head
53:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
53:00 <Doodle> shoulders head
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Doodle> filth
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight.mp3 (3.75MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:05)
54:00 <Nikky`> lies
54:00 <Doodle> no lies
54:00 <Serenity> skkkyy rockets in flight
54:00 <Nikky`> lots of lies
54:00 <shadsam> nikky
54:00 <Serenity> afternoon deliiiight
54:00 <shadsam> http://www.dicts.info/img/ud/p/pubic_hair.jpg
55:00 <Nikky`> Why am I looking at a vagina
55:00 <shadsam> gotcha
55:00 <Doodle> boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
56:00 <Doodle> why not
56:00 <Nikky`> If I want to look at a vagina i'd.. ok I got nothing
56:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One's song ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1WjFYnHi0
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: City and Colour - The Lonely Life (May 21, 2013) 4:31 - Category: Music - 308,852 views - 1,334 likes (98.2%), 25 dislikes (1.8%)
56:00 <Nikky`> ooh I know
56:00 <Doodle> squat over a mirror?
56:00 <Nikky`> If I want to look at a vagina id go down on Doodle
56:00 <Nikky`> lol
56:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <Doodle> well i never
56:00 <druidess> me either
56:00 <Nikky`> it was lik funny to
56:00 <Nikky`> tho
57:00 <Doodle> lol it was
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you ... people
58:00 <Doodle> what
58:00 <Nikky`> yeah. what
58:00 <Doodle> its only vagina talk
58:00 <Excessive> don't pass him by
58:00 <Nikky`> yeah, we all have one
58:00 <Doodle> oh man imagine if they could
58:00 <Excessive> :P
58:00 <Doodle> what would your vagina say Nikky`?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> where do I start? ... I've not got that long
58:00 <Nikky`> It would say, it needs more Doodle
58:00 <Doodle> re000wwwwwwwww
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My vagina says a lot
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can see
59:00 <Doodle> it says FEED ME
59:00 <Bastardly_One> never shuts up
59:00 <Nikky`> Feed me seymour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> talking vaginas reminds me of an old porn called Chatter Box
59:00 <Doodle> lol best movie
59:00 <Doodle> i went and saw that when i was little
59:00 <Doodle> 200 years ago
59:00 <Lumeah> little ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> about ... yes you guessed it ... a talking vag
59:00 <Doodle> yes
59:00 <Doodle> a kid
59:00 <Lumeah> omg
00:00 <Nikky`> it was good
00:00 <Doodle> too right
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like a perv right now
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend's mum ... who is actually around my age ... just put a pic up on FB
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and she looks really hot
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Nikky`> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and single
02:00 <Nikky`> And now he calls you daddy
02:00 <Serenity> .
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
02:00 <Nikky`> unless your friend is female and she calls you daddy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she will one day maybe
02:00 <Nikky`> No dad.. sit down
02:00 <dad> k
02:00 <Bastardly_One> would be wrong ... so wrong
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but ...
02:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <shadsam> `seen johninja
02:00 <prowl> shadsam, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 29 minutes ago (01.02. 20:33) stating "Quit: yawn" after spending 58 minutes there.
02:00 <Nikky`> It must be phone sex
03:00 <shadsam> yo frayed
03:00 <druidess> `seen shads
03:00 <prowl> druidess, I found 11 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: Bastardly_One, shads, B1-gone-for-a-walk, B1-walkies, B1-bbs-nyofb-away. Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick from shads on #melbourne 1 hour 6 minutes ago (01.02. 19:56). Bastardly_One is still there.
03:00 <shadsam> XD
03:00 <frayedknot> hey shadsam 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen shad`s_mind
03:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, shad`s_mind? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember shad`s_mind.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt he has either prowl
04:00 <druidess> `seen anything
04:00 <prowl> druidess, I don't remember seeing anything.
04:00 <Excessive> `seen intelligence
04:00 <prowl> Excessive, intelligence? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember intelligence.
04:00 <Nikky`> `seen vagina
04:00 <prowl> Nikky`, I found 15 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: I_AM_DA_KING, Vagina, omfgidiedbutback, omfgbbqporn, gaping_asshole. I_AM_DA_KING ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to omfgbbqhax on #brisbane 20 weeks 5 days 2 hours 20 minutes ago (09.09. 18:43), but omfgbbqhax mysteriously dematerialized.
04:00 <Nikky`> lol
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Temazepam time
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <brainz> `seem prowl
04:00 <brainz> `seen prowl
04:00 <prowl> brainz, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and PietSAbabe claims he's still not on the gear
04:00 <Nikky`> sack of
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 things he's said this week have given it away
05:00 <ooomp> Doooooodle
07:00 <Excessive> ooomp
07:00 <simba> `seen crackychan
07:00 <prowl> simba, crackychan? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember crackychan.
08:00 <ooomp> Excessive
09:00 <Excessive> haiiiiiiiiiiiiii
09:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/vzq6U-w9_OI
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Stevens (Yusuf) Morning Has Broken (Dec 9, 2009) 3:03 - Category: Music - 206,723 views - 643 likes (97.6%), 16 dislikes (2.4%)
09:00 <Excessive> ho'w things been?
09:00 <Excessive> how's*
09:00 <shadsam> Excessive just looking at my logs here
10:00 <shadsam> 50 outgoings blocked
10:00 <shadsam> i have destination ips
10:00 <Excessive> in ur modem?
10:00 <brainz> look doggy software
10:00 <shadsam> windows - internet connect
10:00 <ooomp> Its the NSA
10:00 <brainz> for*
11:00 <shadsam> my firewall
11:00 <Excessive> wat does ur modem say?
11:00 <Excessive> does it have logs??
11:00 <shadsam> i run 2x firewalls now
11:00 <brainz> turn pnp 
11:00 <brainz> turn on pnp
11:00 <brainz> lol
11:00 <shadsam> my phones the modem
11:00 <Excessive> ah right
11:00 <shadsam> wifi secured
11:00 <shadsam> brb cuppa
11:00 <Excessive> I'd format the damn thing and get it over n done with
12:00 <Excessive> no use playin wif somethin that's broken
12:00 <shadsam> lol true
12:00 <Ben> Evening
12:00 <druidess> hello Ben
12:00 <shadsam> its all good now i instaLLED AN AWesome mp3 player
12:00 <Ben> Hows it going druidess?
12:00 <shadsam> brb djs
12:00 <druidess> good Ty and you
12:00 <Ben> Yeah not too bad
13:00 <Ben> Waiting for washing to finish
13:00 <Ben> haha
13:00 <Nikky`> who does washing 10pm Sat night
13:00 <Ben> Me..
13:00 <Ben> Who else..
13:00 <shadsam> me
13:00 <druidess> Ben does
13:00 <Nikky`> freaks
13:00 <Nikky`> :P
13:00 <shadsam> 4am sometimes
13:00 <Ben> On a leash..
13:00 <Ben> Its a good time to get it done
13:00 <Ben> Hang it all out
14:00 <Ben> Come 11am the next day its dry
14:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
14:00 <Excessive> oi
14:00 <ooomp> And do you make this a recurring habit Ben?
14:00 <Nikky`> I woke early today and put mine on, when I woke I put it out
14:00 <ooomp> Kinda reminds me of Sheldon on big bang
14:00 <Excessive> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt Bastardly_One
14:00 <druidess> lay on ooomps couch
14:00 <simba> bazinga
15:00 <druidess> ohhh :)
15:00 <ooomp> And in case anyone is wondering, NOT that kind 
15:00 <druidess> damb
15:00 <shadsam> 32.1.0.0 <--- Excessiveq whats that
16:00 <ooomp> Lol druidess :P
16:00 <Excessive> some sort of weird ip?
16:00 <shadsam> ok dude thanks
16:00 <shadsam> bbiab
16:00 <shadsam> gawn
17:00 <Brat> >.>
17:00 <Brat> <.<
17:00 <shadsam> Brat does ur husband know ur on ear
17:00 <shadsam> huhu
17:00 <PietSAbabe> :/
17:00 <Brat> i dont have a husband...
17:00 <ooomp> PietSAbabe stinks
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
17:00 <shadsam> lololol
17:00 <simba> PizzaBabe needs a shower
17:00 <Brat> Bastardly_One <3
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what are ... "station files"? ... from the cops
17:00 <Excessive> aye, the lemon has come up ............. after 3 weeks
17:00 <ooomp> Wooooo :D
17:00 <Ben> ooomp : Depends.. 
18:00 <simba> u stink nigga hahahahaha
18:00 <ooomp> On what Ben?
18:00 <Ben> On how busy I am
18:00 <ooomp> Are you usually out at this hour
18:00 <Ben> During the week is flat out
18:00 <ooomp> With friends or significant others
18:00 <Ben> My significant other lives with me
18:00 <shadsam> <ooomp> PietSAbabe stinks
18:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllll
18:00 <Ben> We're not going out much lately as she is pregnant
19:00 <Ben> And gets tired easily and needs to rest
19:00 <shadsam> thats hilarious
19:00 <ooomp> Poor lady :/
19:00 <Ben> We found out on Australia Day
19:00 <ooomp> You better be treating her right 
19:00 <shadsam> well if u had a meth lab in bath oophm u would too
19:00 <Lumeah> she needs all the help she can get :)
19:00 <Ben> Of course I am..
19:00 <Ben> I'm not one to run for the hills
19:00 <ooomp> Of course you were actually trying for a baby
19:00 <shadsam> lol bbl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAovzjgzjD8
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SLUSH PUPPIES - ''I Don't Like Anybody'' (Dec 11, 2011) 2:11 - Category: Music - 145 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <Ben> Actually we weren't
20:00 <ooomp> :o
20:00 <ooomp> Birth control people. Use it.
20:00 <Immutable> love child lol
20:00 <Ben> We were always told that she had zero chance of conceiving naturally
20:00 <Ben> We're used to kids though.
20:00 <Ben> Look after the nieces all the time
20:00 <ooomp> Well that I guess is good then Ben :)
20:00 <ooomp> Congrats
20:00 <Ben> Can be upto 6 of them in the house at any one time
20:00 <Ben> Thanks :)
21:00 <Ben> Its a shy little bugger though
21:00 <Ben> Had a 4D scan yesterday
21:00 <Ben> And we wanted a shot of his/her face
21:00 <Ben> And it kept moving away
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cute
21:00 <ooomp> Awww
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Bed time
21:00 <PietSAbabe> Nite
21:00 <Ben> Its funny.. you can actually see some of the personality coming through
21:00 <ooomp> Have a shower Pieter
21:00 <Ben> Even at 13 weeks
21:00 <ooomp> Whose Ben, yours ?
22:00 <Ben> Both actually
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Ben> It was clearly sleeping, which makes sense as we both love our sleep
22:00 <ooomp> Wanting a boy or girl?
22:00 <Ben> Me personally, I want it to be a surprise
22:00 <Ben> Quietly though, I think we both want a boy
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it's a Care Bear win win
22:00 <Brat> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=235067860005432
23:00 <ooomp> Heh
23:00 <ooomp> Nice
23:00 <Ben> Because there are girls all through Megan's family
23:00 <xm> a double headed baby could be an interesting surprise
23:00 <Ben> So a boy to be different
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <Ben> I'll be happy whichever one we get
23:00 <ooomp> Hopefully that one sperm that made it had the Y chromosome 
23:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/gLG91tOLPdQ
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yusuf Islam - Peace Train - OUTSTANDING! (Mar 20, 2008) 5:05 - Category: Music - 1,380,703 views - 5,721 likes (97.2%), 164 dislikes (2.8%)
23:00 <ooomp> Good luck
23:00 <Ben> lol
23:00 <Ben> Thankyou :)
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> that big space on my left shoulder xm, that's where my twin head used to be <3 u butter knife!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAovzjgzjD8
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SLUSH PUPPIES - ''I Don't Like Anybody'' (Dec 11, 2011) 2:11 - Category: Music - 145 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <ooomp> I mean, you could always have a progressive girl with short hair etc
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
24:00 <Ben> You know how I said that I could see both personalities showing through?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid cut and paste
24:00 <Ben> Well, Megan has a habit of sleeping on the couch with one leg resting on the coffee table - and I have a habit of sleeping with my arm across my forehead
24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvuO2EvCTAE
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss (Sep 24, 2009) 6:36 - Category: Music - 3,667,262 views - 21,976 likes (98.9%), 249 dislikes (1.1%)
24:00 <Ben> Well, the bub was doing both
24:00 <Ben> haha
24:00 <ooomp> Lol
25:00 <ooomp> How cute
25:00 <Ben> I could picture the commentary from his/her point of view too. "OI.. I'm SLEEPING HERE!"
25:00 <Ben> Followed by "...pleaaaaase... let me sleep!"
26:00 <Ben> then ".. uh oh, camera, better face the other way"
26:00 <ooomp> Haha
26:00 <brainz> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1236872_10202231567095405_915208508_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet Serenity would do this ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q81/10055_622076597846853_1208812248_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty hot
26:00 <ooomp> I bet he/she will change and be a total extrovert and camera whore 
26:00 <Serenity> i bet serenity wouldnt
27:00 <Serenity> im not a tacky whore
27:00 <Ben> Who knows..
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... bit too tacky for ya?
27:00 <Ben> Well Megan is comfortable in front of a camera
27:00 <Ben> So I don't know
27:00 <ooomp> Are you
27:00 <Ben> No
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I agree but you'd be surprised at how many don't
27:00 <Ben> I hate it
27:00 <Ben> I prefer to be behind it
28:00 <ooomp> I'd say as long as you don't hate it in front of baby, it'll come to like it
28:00 <ooomp> The parenting a
28:00 <ooomp> Plays a part*
28:00 <Ben> yeah
28:00 <Ben> Of course
28:00 <Serenity> did you just imply everyone thinks im a tacky whore..
28:00 <ShadowLurker> you arent?
29:00 <simba> that girl is way whorey
29:00 <simba> and cakey
29:00 <Ben> We're going to look at a bassinet tomorrow
30:00 <Ben> Trying to buy most things second hand from gumtree or something
30:00 <Ben> We went to Baby's R Us today
30:00 <Ben> Man.. so damn expensive
30:00 <Ben> No joke, there was a BMW branded stroller..
30:00 <Bastardly_One> can I make a suggestion?
30:00 <Ben> McLaren all over it
30:00 <Ben> Sure :)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> are you planning on more than one or not?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> reason I ask
30:00 <Ben> Don't know as yet
31:00 <xm> did it come with airbags in case you collided with another stroller
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd go for good quality second hand stuff
31:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3wFI-usmU
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top 40 Singles December 2013 (Full Songs) (Nov 4, 2013) 02:42:26 - Category: Music - 4,423,724 views - 16,425 likes (97%), 504 dislikes (3%)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as it's limited in time period for use a lot of stuff innit?
31:00 <Ben> Oh of course.. we're shopping around
31:00 <Serenity> dont buy second hand shit for a baby.,..
31:00 <Serenity> ugh
31:00 <Serenity> the fuck is wrong with you people
31:00 <shadsam> o,o
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not stuff like cots and stuff
31:00 <ShadowLurker> who does that
31:00 <Ben> xm : hahaha... thats funny, I like that one. I can go back and ask :P
31:00 <xm> some people buy 2nd hand breast pumps and potties...
31:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe prams and shit though
31:00 <xm> i found that strange...
31:00 <Ben> Oh not that sort of stuff
31:00 <Serenity> thats foul xm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, no
32:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
32:00 <xm> yeah, i think i offended my friend for saying that
32:00 <shadsam> potties
32:00 <Ben> I mean like.. a good second hand bassinet, but get our own new mattress and bedding
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Ben knew what I meant obviously
32:00 <Serenity> nahh offend away cause thats rank
32:00 <Serenity> i never bought anything second hand
32:00 <Serenity> yuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly Ben ...
32:00 <xm> Ben: they might think you're orright and give you a 15% discount
32:00 <xm> and then the salesman will use that line again and again to each incoming customer
32:00 <Ben> There are times when buying second hand is acceptable, and there are times its practically forbidden
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
33:00 <Serenity> shop at places like kmart and big w if you are short on cash
33:00 <Ben> I would never ever buy second hand say.. bibs, sippy cups etc
33:00 <ooomp> What do you mean, you can't do sexual favours for the shop assistants to get a discount?
33:00 <Ben> Yeah thats what we were going to do
33:00 <Serenity> you can get a bassinet for $60 and its not second hand
33:00 <xm> oh ive heard of people reusing nappies too
33:00 <Ben> We want a dark brown wooden one
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you got what I meant though ... shit like 2 billion dollar prams and crap ... I know even back when my son was born those things are a mint
33:00 <xm> but these people were immigrants and didnt know
33:00 <xm> they washed it and put it on the clothes line
33:00 <Ben> They are far from cheap Bastardly_One
34:00 <xm> must have used shitloads of nappysan
34:00 <Ben> The cheapest one I could find was like $300
34:00 <Ben> Then there is the car seat
34:00 <Ben> Easily $500
34:00 <Serenity> we just bought my neice ia pram today from big w doe everything its $900 competitor does
34:00 <Serenity> at $198 from big q
34:00 <Serenity> er
34:00 <Ben> For an excellent quality one
34:00 <Serenity> big w
34:00 <Bastardly_One> then cots ... then a bed
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tht's alright Serenity
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck prams
34:00 <Ben> Well, oddly enough
34:00 <xm> would it be risky to buy a 2nd hand car seat given the safety issues?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's good
34:00 <Ben> We just bought new beds
34:00 <Serenity> car seats imo you should pay the vost for
34:00 <ShadowLurker> shits so cheap these days
34:00 <Ben> Brand new
34:00 <Serenity> you pay for what you get
34:00 <Ben> So we have those already
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt think u were allowed to use used seats n shit
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
35:00 <Serenity> [7:35pm] <xm> would it be risky to buy a 2nd hand car seat given the safety issues?
35:00 <Ben> So when he/she is ready for "big bed" we're set
35:00 <Serenity> its also illegal
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> even the tip isnt allowed to sell em in the shop ne more n all
35:00 <xm> yeah, didnt think so either
35:00 <Serenity> you arent allowed to sell used car seats
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you need car seats until they're 8 now yes?
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> 25kg or some shit
35:00 <Serenity> 7
35:00 <Ben> Bastardly_One : Yep
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> booster
35:00 <Ben> There was one there that is usable from 0 - 8
35:00 <Ben> And is like $600
35:00 <Serenity> theyre worth the cost
35:00 <Serenity> cheap ones are shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My youngest neice hates hers
36:00 <Serenity> you need to pay for what you get with car seat safety
36:00 <Ben> There is a catch where you can tilt it or mount it differently
36:00 <xm> alternatively you can go find all that foam you've kept from buying the TV, washingmachine, fans, microwave etc and build a baby seat out of that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you pay for car seats though ... I agree
36:00 <xm> :D
36:00 <Ben> Depending on the age of the child
36:00 <xm> as for the belt just use an ocky strap
36:00 <Serenity> its one of the only things i believe shouldnt be compromised for babies/children
36:00 <Ben> Oh.. the one thing should never compromise on in terms of safety is the car seat
36:00 <Ben> Serenity : Bingo..
37:00 <Serenity> rest of it do it on the cheap
37:00 <Ben> If I need to spend $600, then $600 it is
37:00 <Ben> $600 is a small price to pay for the safety of my child
37:00 <Serenity> yup exactly
37:00 <Ben> Considering what can happen if you DON'T get the right product
37:00 <Serenity> oh god its awful
38:00 <Ben> I know this sounds horrible, but it would send me suicidal. I couldn't live with myself..
38:00 <Serenity> dont be one of those moron parents thats in a rush to forward face their kids either
38:00 <Serenity> its so dangerous
38:00 <Ben> shit no..
38:00 <Ben> God
38:00 <Ben> So dangerous
38:00 <xm> such danger
38:00 <Ben> The other decision we want to make is whether to use cloth or disposable nappies
38:00 <Serenity> extended rear facing has saved many kids from internal decapitation
39:00 <Ben> My vote is cloth, but disposable if your out and about and in an emergency (such as an "accident")
39:00 <Serenity> id use modern cloth nappies over terry flats if i were having a baby these days
39:00 <Ben> Yeah
39:00 <Ben> Cloth are far better environmentally, and healthwise too
39:00 <Ben> Cuz they breathe..
39:00 <Maurice> I put mine forward facing from the start, I believe in doing things from the get-go
39:00 <Serenity> sometimes
39:00 <Ben> The plastic shit can be bad
39:00 <Serenity> one of my kids got an awful rash in cloth
40:00 <Serenity> no matter what you did
40:00 <Ben> Ah of course.. allergies
40:00 <Serenity> so dont rule out sposies indefinitely
40:00 <Maurice> I used cloth nappies as spew rags
40:00 <shadsam> huggies xd
40:00 <Bastardly_One> those cloth ones are prick to clean though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *pricks
40:00 <simba> starting a band called Autistic Sunrise
40:00 <Ben> Yeah thats what I'm afraid of
40:00 <Serenity> but the modern cloths even though exensive are so cute
40:00 <Ben> Having to clean them haha
40:00 <shadsam> lol simba
40:00 <Serenity> well if you use liners its not that hard
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they do get smelly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and kids love spilling drinks
41:00 <Ben> If I was to get cloth, how much do you think it would cost if I was to get a full month worth?
41:00 <Maurice> I heard Serenity uses cloth pads when she has her period
41:00 <Maurice> Is this true
41:00 <Serenity> no i have a moon cup
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
41:00 <Maurice> Even worse
41:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
41:00 <Bastardly_One> beats the piece of cardboard you use Maurice
41:00 <Maurice> I just roam naked for 5 days in the bush
41:00 <Maurice> All good
41:00 <Ben> haha
41:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/bSwL9deXNW8
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Stevens - Cat's in the cradle (Feb 6, 2010) 3:51 - Category: Music - 2,565,320 views - 9,543 likes (94.4%), 570 dislikes (5.6%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuns ... don't they use cloth liners?
42:00 <Nikky`> lol
42:00 <Serenity> these days i just dont have babies around. much eaiser
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that an urban myth?
42:00 <Ben> haha
42:00 <Serenity> cloth pads are in fashion at the moment
42:00 <Maurice> Thats the best option, Serenity
42:00 <Serenity> fucking freaks
42:00 <Ben> Did you hear about the Nun who had no idea she was pregnant?
42:00 <Ben> That would have raised more than a few eyebrows
42:00 <ShadowLurker> bust out the rags
43:00 <Maurice> Serenity, my friend works on site cleaning out the rooms, she found 2 nappies in a bin in one room
43:00 <Maurice> Its a work site, adults only..
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the little freaks ... I'm a baby whisperer
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the theory they're trying to work out what the fuck i am
43:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice...
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is the reason I'm a baby whisperer
43:00 <Ben> http://www.news.com.au/world/nun-gives-birth-to-baby-boy-says-she-didnt-know-she-was-pregnant/story-fndir2ev-1226804741230
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Serenity> please explain
44:00 <Ben> haha
44:00 <Ben> Exactly
44:00 <Maurice> At least she didn't deny getting laid
44:00 <Maurice> Just that she didn't know she was knocked up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were "very surprised''.
44:00 <Ben> True
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well, no shit they're be surprised
45:00 <Ben> Would have sent tounges wagging a bit..
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> there was a story of a fat chick that gave bith on the toilet
45:00 <Ben> Aren't Nun's the equivalent of a catholic priest?
45:00 <xm> well...they do say Pope Francis sneaks out at night to feed the poor...wonder what else he does ;)
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... food run
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> ben.. nuns are catholic
45:00 <Ben> I know
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> they live under the brothers
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> n shit
45:00 <Ben> Sorry I meant.. the female equivalent of a priest
46:00 <Ben> Ah yup
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
46:00 <xm> Ben: no, the better equivalent is monk/friar/brother
46:00 <xm> but i know what you mean
46:00 <Ben> Ah yup.. gotchya
46:00 <xm> they have a similiar hierarchy etc
46:00 <Ben> Still live by similar rules and lifestyle
46:00 <xm> pretty much, although each one has an "order"
46:00 <Ben> I was explaining something similar to my gf the other day actually
47:00 <xm> what about?
47:00 <Ben> I think an Anglican Reverend
47:00 <Ben> They can marry
47:00 <xm> yeah
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares
47:00 <xm> you can have married Catholic priests too
47:00 <Ben> Is that right?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can marry a gay soon as it's legal!
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> a gay
47:00 <xm> if the priest was originally an Anglican etc
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> cute
47:00 <xm> and converted
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Ben> xm: I didn't think they could? Once they did they were no longer a priest
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant wait for gay marriage
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fgt
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> and gay shops
47:00 <xm> there are always loopholes
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> and gay swimming
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
47:00 <shadsam> 03) [JX] You Belong To Me.mp3
47:00 <Ben> ahhh..
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just marriage
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
48:00 <shadsam> back in business
48:00 <Ben> But if you were always catholic?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay swimming is the best part
48:00 <Nikky`> That was one long phone sex johninja
48:00 <shadsam> had a stale mp3...
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay water births
48:00 <xm> and this celibacy thing was only introduced so the Catholic church could take all of the priest's possessions
48:00 <johninja> haha
48:00 <johninja> ended up having dinner
48:00 <shadsam> ololololol
48:00 <xm> obviously if they had family it'd complicate things
48:00 <Nikky`> I see
48:00 <Ben> True
48:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/0k6mQyu2GxM
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Stevens "Wild World" (Jun 24, 2007) 3:47 - Category: Music - 5,407,438 views - 17,846 likes (98.3%), 312 dislikes (1.7%)
48:00 <Ben> Well, Megan is Anglican and I'm Catholic
48:00 <johninja> chops and potaters
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby it's a wild worrrld
48:00 <xm> hah
48:00 <xm> nice combo Ben 
48:00 <Nikky`> nomnom
48:00 <shadsam> brainz no1 likes cat stevens imo
48:00 <xm> well, some Anglicans are actually more "Catholic" than Catholics
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
49:00 <xm> like high catholics
49:00 <brainz> i do
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> and who cares
49:00 <Ben> lol
49:00 <brainz> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> its all nonsense
49:00 <xm> like high anglicans*
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
49:00 <Ben> Well - I'm a Gemini and she is a Scorpio
49:00 <shadsam> nonsensence
49:00 <johninja> cat stevens is pretty cool imo
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> if it was real.. the abbos would be reading the bible b4 we rocked up
49:00 <johninja> buit i don't want to fight about it
49:00 <Ben> And based on the due date, the baby will be a Leo
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> but as we all know
49:00 <johninja> what kind of music does Nikky` like?
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> even the abbos are older than adam and eve
49:00 <shadsam> smoko joko
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its all crap
49:00 <johninja> chisel?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> life is just shit now it isnt 1991 and im not watching beauty and the beast with my mammy
49:00 <Nikky`> I like cat stevens
49:00 <xm> the Aboriginals did have some access to the Bible in a distorted way before the Europeans came
49:00 <Ben> haha
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
49:00 <johninja> nice
50:00 <Nikky`> I like chisel
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> u watching beauty bangs the beast with ur mrs
50:00 <shadsam> k
50:00 <xm> through the Makassans
50:00 <Ben> Didn't Cat Stevens change his name?
50:00 <johninja> yes
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> he is muslim scum too
50:00 <johninja> yusef islam
50:00 <Doodle> yusuf islam
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> abos love the lion king
50:00 <Ben> Thats it
50:00 <Ben> He went religious
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts stink just as bad
50:00 <Nikky`> Isn't he cat stevens again tho?
50:00 <Nikky`> Maybe not
50:00 <johninja> or yusuf..not sure...doodle is our resident muslim so he would probably know more than me
50:00 <Ben> Not sure
50:00 <shadsam> lol panda
50:00 <Ben> I could be wrong though..
50:00 <shadsam> XD
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
50:00 <Doodle> iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
50:00 <shadsam> :)))))))))))))))))))
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck religion
51:00 <xm> Doodle is always playing Yusuf Islam MP3s publicly in this channel
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> its so crap
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> you wouldnt believe in harry potter books
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cat Stevens - Morning Has Broken.mp3 (3.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:19)
51:00 <johninja> indeed
51:00 <xm> and plays the call of prayer song 5 times a day
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> why some other shit written book
51:00 <shadsam> (03) [Ne Yo] Closer (Alex K Mix).mp3
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> pubicly
51:00 <johninja> he plays the call to prayer in another room
51:00 <johninja> gets pretty annoying
51:00 <Doodle> allahu akbarrrr
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love masturbating to smooth criminal
51:00 <Aurelius> His name isn't Cat Stevens anymore it's um
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <xm> WaixYourLegs: you seem pretty angry about religion 
51:00 <johninja> "dude it's 6am" "i know, favce mecca and pray infidel!"
51:00 <Doodle> yeah we know Aurelius]
51:00 <xm> lol
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi
52:00 <Doodle> -]
52:00 <Ben> haha wtf
52:00 <Maurice> Oh look, morning has broken'
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know how many mosques/churches there are in the holy land?
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> NOT FUCKING ONE
52:00 <johninja> lol what?
52:00 <Doodle> loool Maurice
52:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/U5sSEkZ86ts
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Stevens - Morning has broken 1976 (Dec 31, 2008) 3:10 - Category: Music - 1,445,892 views - 5,247 likes (98.9%), 56 dislikes (1.1%)
52:00 <johninja> the dome of the rock?>
52:00 <xm> what?
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> muslims are the equivalent of the fucking Ori in stargate
52:00 <xm> yeah
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> alotta holes there
52:00 <xm> what i was thinking
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> put down yo guns babe
52:00 <Maurice> I knew I could count on you, Doodle
52:00 <Ben> To have a cider or to not
52:00 <Ben> That is the question
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> do
52:00 <shadsam> THERON CRASHED LMAO
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just got a UDL goin
52:00 <Ben> I like the way your mind works PandasDontDrive
52:00 <Ben> I don't drink very often
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
53:00 <Ben> But.. I'll hang out washing first then grab one
53:00 <Nikky`> lies
53:00 <shadsam> K
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> someone needs to take a SG1 Ori epsoide
53:00 <johninja> woah...didn't you say you had a missus?
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> end every time somone says Ori
53:00 <Nikky`> brb
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> change it to muslim
53:00 <johninja> why are you hanging out washing for?
53:00 <Ben> Nikky` : Me? Lie? Maybe bend the truth a bit.. but not lie :P
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> had 2 b4 with a friend watching the dark knight, b4 as in around 3 hrs ago
53:00 <shadsam> pick ya noize
53:00 <Nikky`> No. not you Ben
53:00 <Nikky`> AND
53:00 <Ben> johninja : Cuz washing won't dry itself inside the washing machine when its still wet :P
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb better turn on washing
53:00 <johninja> ..
53:00 <johninja> you need to re-train her
54:00 <Doodle> god this song is long
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Aurelius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXwR0JGUCFI
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Father And Son / 2007 - Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam) (Apr 19, 2011) 4:03 - Category: Music - 2,080,413 views - 7,285 likes (95.9%), 309 dislikes (4.1%)
54:00 <Ben> back soon..
54:00 <Nikky`> brb
54:00 <johninja> just hang the washing out really shit or chuck the reds and whites together and they never ask you to do it again
54:00 <johninja> they won't even let you near it
55:00 <shadsam> (04) [Cascada] Because The Night (Alex K Mix).mp3
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> please some one do it
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> the episode with the ori coming thru the supergate
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> change all the ori words to muslim
55:00 <Doodle> you should never mix whites with coloured niggers
55:00 <Doodle> i mean knickers
55:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <shadsam> lol doodle why not throw in some towels imo
56:00 <Doodle> no
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> man julia stiles face looks so nice in 10 thens then she smiles and yuck
56:00 <Doodle> your undies will go fluffy
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> things*
56:00 <shadsam> lolol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> im no model but vomit close ur mouth babes
56:00 <johninja> C:\Users\PimpDaddy\Desktop\Videos\TV series\Deadwood\Deadwood - 1x06 - Plague.avi
57:00 <shadsam> IM GUNNA PAINT MESELF BLACK AND CREATE BlackDevilA PIC
57:00 <Aurelius> lol 'pimpdaddy'
57:00 <shadsam> (04) [Girls Aloud (To Suck My Cock)] The Promise (Flip And Fill Mix).mp3
57:00 <Serenity> smitten kitten
57:00 <Nikky`> back
57:00 <johninja> lol i went trhough a faze where i used 'pimp' and 'pimpin' a lot
57:00 <johninja> it was abad time for the empire
58:00 <Serenity> please dont ever get there again
58:00 <shadsam> rofl
58:00 <Nikky`> what Serenity said
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> Or we will disown you
58:00 <johninja> yeah its ok, i already brought that back
58:00 <Serenity> yup
58:00 <Nikky`> tho, after your washing remarks..I might
58:00 <Serenity> hes bringin pimpin baack
58:00 <Serenity> YEAH
58:00 <johninja> working on some other projects now
58:00 <johninja> haha
58:00 <Aurelius> I'd like too see this Girls Aloud 'To suck cock' video that shadsam promised
59:00 <johninja> i think Nikky` has that but she rarely shares her porn
59:00 <johninja> apparently it's personal
59:00 <Nikky`> very
59:00 <Nikky`> its all mine
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> i lvoe this cardigan
00:00 <Nikky`> nanna
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> its maybe 2 sizes too small
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> makes me feel im being cuddled
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <johninja> tube top
01:00 <Ben> OK back
01:00 <johninja> OK
02:00 <Ben> Did someone just say to put towels in with your undies?
02:00 <Ben> Whoever does that needs to be slapped..
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> takes his washing seriously i see
02:00 <Ben> rofl
02:00 <Ben> Well yes, keeps my clothes clean
03:00 <Ben> Smelling nice..
03:00 <Ben> and thats about it
03:00 <Ben> Until I wear them and have to wash it again
03:00 <johninja> I have a mum for that
03:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/24WM3-6zfjc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tracy Chapman - Talkin' Bout A Revolution (Oct 20, 2008) 2:52 - Category: Music - 742,149 views - 2,746 likes (97.7%), 66 dislikes (2.3%)
04:00 <johninja> the lennon version is probs better
04:00 <Nikky`> I can see johninja never moving out of home
04:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> i have before a fair few times
05:00 <johninja> mistake
05:00 <Nikky`> clearly
05:00 <Nikky`> you never have clean washing
05:00 <Nikky`> and eat your one pasta dish you make
05:00 <johninja> i mentioned moving out the other day and she's like "nah you are probably better off just staying here"
05:00 <johninja> i was like "oh, ok"
05:00 <Ben> We were living at Megan's mum n dads for a bit while we were looking for a house, and her mum would get shitty whenever I did my own washing
05:00 <johninja> good to feel wanted
06:00 <johninja> awww
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i tell myself im going to move out then my hand wont let go of my dick
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
06:00 <johninja> yeah you have to let them do it
06:00 <brainz> what this http://youtu.be/aMiTqcB2tns
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - Revolution (Acoustic) (Apr 8, 2011) 3:46 - Category: Music - 46,352 views - 280 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
06:00 <Ben> I like to do it myself
06:00 <johninja> i don't mind so much either
06:00 <johninja> not that hard really
06:00 <Ben> Well, the main reason why I preferred to do it myself there, is that she would leave it in the basket then the fucken dogs would crawl into it
06:00 <johninja> ahh geeze
06:00 <Ben> So it gets covered in fucking dog hair
07:00 <Ben> and those dogs are not clean most of the tim
07:00 <johninja> "nice fur coat man" "it's a t-shirt"
07:00 <Ben> time*
07:00 <Ben> hahaha
07:00 <Ben> or.. "cuddle the dogs this morning eh?
07:00 <brainz> what about this http://youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ
07:00 <johninja> haha yeh
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Dylan The Times They Are A Changin' 1964 (Dec 27, 2013) 2:38 - Category: Music - 37,596 views - 181 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
07:00 <johninja> nice
07:00 <Ben> Not a good look
07:00 <Kynetic> i love dogs
07:00 <Kynetic> but i fucking hate dog hair
07:00 <johninja> whats the other one
07:00 <Ben> I like dogs too.. but they must be able to be outside
07:00 <johninja> where have you been my blue eyed son
07:00 <Ben> In the fresh air
07:00 <johninja> forget now
08:00 <Ben> Not couped up inside
08:00 <Ben> Thats how they get grotty and smelly
08:00 <johninja> yeah i kicked my dogs out
08:00 <johninja> they were making too much mess
08:00 <johninja> 2 is one too many
08:00 <Ben> At least give them a room they can do whatever but not let them through the whole house
08:00 <Ben> Especially feeding them when your having dinner
08:00 <Ben> Urgh..
09:00 <johninja> haha
09:00 <johninja> pretty lcuky to have my own house i guess
09:00 <Ben> Sure feed them leftovers if its OK to do so, depending on what it is.. but AFTER you've eaten
09:00 <johninja> best of both worlds
09:00 <Ben> Never feed them chicken bones
09:00 <Ben> or chocolate
09:00 <johninja> yeh
10:00 <Attila> chicken necks are okay, though. 
10:00 <Ben> True
10:00 <Ben> But not drumsticks or wings
10:00 <johninja> raw chicken is usually fine
10:00 <johninja> its only when its cooked the ones splinter
10:00 <Ben> Yeah, the flesh, not theb ones
10:00 <johninja> *bones
10:00 <Attila> They like those, but not cooked chicken bones. 
10:00 <Ben> not the bones*
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <Ben> Beef or pork bones are OK
10:00 <johninja> both messed up bones
10:00 <Ben> haha
11:00 <johninja> lamb chop bones can be pretty dangerous too
11:00 <Ben> I remember being at my autys
11:00 <Ben> And they had two dogs
11:00 <Nikky`> I used to buy my dogs cooked chicken and pull all the chicken off the bone
11:00 <Ben> So they bought two massive bones as a treat
11:00 <Ben> One for each dog
11:00 <Q{> http://theage.domain.com.au/real-estate-news/more-suburbs-joining-melbournes-1-million-club-20140131-31spo.html
11:00 <Nikky`> But, I also don't believe dogs should be kept outside all the time
11:00 <Q{> who the hell got money buy these houses
12:00 <Ben> I opened the door, and the dog mid mouthful looked at me as if to say "DON'T. Steal. My. Bone. MINE!"
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
12:00 <Ben> Gave me the cutest look of a dog I've ever seen
12:00 <Ben> If only I was old enough to think to grab the camera
12:00 <brainz> YES http://youtu.be/EanlnD0O8OE
12:00 <Ben> Then the next morning, there were bits of it through the carport
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blowin' In The Wind - Bob Dylan, Peter, Paul and Mary, Stevie Wonder (HD) (Jan 19, 2012) 12:05 - Category: Music - 10,283 views - 35 likes (97.2%), 1 dislikes (2.8%)
13:00 <Nikky`> One of my dogs would maul you if you went near him and his bone
13:00 <Ben> And it ran upto me acting all proud of the mess he had made
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <Ben> God I loved that dog
13:00 <johninja> one time i went camping and just crashed out on the ground
13:00 <Ben> It was a cattle dog
13:00 <johninja> and she slept near my head all night
13:00 <johninja> was pretty cute
13:00 <Ben> Dogs are pretty intuitive
14:00 <Ben> I was asleep on the floor one time at the aunty's place
14:00 <Ben> And I wake up, and the dog was licking my toes
14:00 <Ben> Cuz he wanted to play
14:00 <johninja> yeah this one was really smart and loyal/obediant
14:00 <xm> [20:03:01] 18<johninja> raw chicken is usually fine <--- first thing i read from the screen and wondered how you were still alive. then i read the rest
14:00 <johninja> hahah
14:00 <Ben> Nice one xm
14:00 <Ben> haha
14:00 <johninja> mmm selmonela
14:00 <Ben> yummo
15:00 <Ben> Salmonela is not cool
15:00 <Ben> I've had it before
15:00 <johninja> oh really?
15:00 <Ben> Landed me in hospital
15:00 <johninja> ouch
15:00 <johninja> like bad food poisoning?
15:00 <Ben> I was already recovering from a massive accident
15:00 <Ben> And it sent me backwards
15:00 <Ben> Had to go through another 6 months of recovery
15:00 <Nikky`> I miss having a dog
16:00 <Ben> Sit ubu sit.. good dog. *ruf*
16:00 <Ben> I can't stand cats
16:00 <Ben> Allergic to them
16:00 <Nikky`> cats are ok, wouldn't own one
16:00 <simba> im allergic too but i love em
16:00 <Ben> Thing is.. if its a cat that is regularly outdoors, I'm not too bad
17:00 <Ben> haha.. I nicknamed one of the cats in our street
17:00 <Ben> I'm chinese right, so I joke about it myself
17:00 <Ben> But I called it "asian cat"
17:00 <Ben> Cuz its ginger
17:00 <Ben> :D
18:00 <xm> 恭喜发财 !
18:00 <Ben> hahaha
18:00 <Immutable> ugh
18:00 <xm> ive received no red envelopes
18:00 <xm> i suppose im not a kid anymore
18:00 <Nikky`> I sent you one
18:00 <Immutable> what kind of bullshit language is that?
18:00 <xm> Klingon
19:00 <simba> one much too advanced for u
19:00 <Ben> Apparently it means Kung Hei Fat Choy
19:00 <Immutable> well klingon sucks
19:00 <Immutable> pictoral language
19:00 <Ben> I can thank google translator for that
20:00 <Nikky`> wb you
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb poopy
21:00 <johninja> ty
21:00 <johninja> computer froze :/
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
21:00 <johninja> i think TheRon is hacking me
21:00 <johninja> over Nikky`
21:00 <johninja> pretty cute i guess
21:00 <Ben> God its hot
22:00 <Nikky`> That is cute
22:00 <Ben> Bring on bloody winter
22:00 <Ben> Whats cute?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> is he throwing bowls down your line brav
22:00 <johninja> getting all jelly
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur cute
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol dont freak out Sidney
23:00 <johninja> stick to the plan leeroy
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know theron is ghostfacing you when the phone rings and he wont fuck up about lawn bowls
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/cogepHX5uTU
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Public Enemy - Get Up Stand Up Featuring Brother Ali [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Mar 10, 2013) 4:07 - Category: Music - 278,242 views - 2,978 likes (99.1%), 27 dislikes (0.9%)
24:00 <Nikky`> I am cute Ben.. ME ME ME
26:00 <johninja> by ruling that censorship is ineffective (instead of just abstaining from ruling it effective), the Dutch court effectively made further censorship of The Pirate Bay impossible across all of Europe. This is tremendously good news, and we should expect to see previously misguided courts in countries like Denmark and the UK follow this ruling, lifting their corresponding misguided censorship.
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> drinking vodka out of this titanic shotglass, not sure how i should feel lol
26:00 <Nikky`> stop typing so much
26:00 <Nikky`> I don't want to read all that at once
26:00 <brainz> yeah i read that
26:00 <johninja> i'm cut and pasting
26:00 <Nikky`> oh
26:00 <Nikky`> well stop it
26:00 <johninja> you don't have to sweet cheeks
26:00 <brainz> pirate bay forever
26:00 <Nikky`> awesome
27:00 <johninja> just nod and smile and tell me everything ewill be ok
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> is pirate bay en?
27:00 <johninja> it's swedish
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn i put the wrong shit in
27:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrive i hope to dear lord that you're in a good mood
27:00 <johninja> yay!
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom ever you pray to
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think i am let me ask the hand i just spoofed in
27:00 <punknut> because i'm drunk, having a night off of studies, and will definately ruin you if your don't behave
28:00 <simba> get emmm
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> u done ruint my day by just assuming i dont wana make out with u :(
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <punknut> i don't see the point in asking your sister's twig fingers if you have to behae
28:00 <punknut> behave*
28:00 <simba> http://groundmassmusic.bandcamp.com/track/kode-9-time-patrol-shake-it-maschine-remix this is fucking wild
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nah ye im in a good mood man
29:00 <johninja> good to read
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope ur having a sweet time punknut
29:00 <punknut> well i am, but i'm incredibly fearful as to any potential risks to your good mood
29:00 <punknut> but i do thank you for your salutations and good wishes :)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not that important
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P any time
29:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_weSk0BonM 
29:00 <punknut> now
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (Oct 3, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 109,430,328 views - 69,964 likes (98.3%), 1,226 dislikes (1.7%)
29:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/2WHe5fxS3dA
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Jul 12, 2009) 5:19 - Category: Music - 1,843,010 views - 7,153 likes (98.3%), 127 dislikes (1.7%)
30:00 <punknut> i just had 3 drinks of regular Jim beam and 2/3 of a bottle of JB Devils cut
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> now, later, if only I had some hot guy over to yank me back by the neck after and just fucking do me
30:00 <punknut> just need about 4 or 5 more drinks and i'd be sloshed
30:00 <xm> have you heard Leona Lewis' Foontprints?
30:00 <xm> Footprints*
30:00 <johninja> no i havn't
30:00 <xm> it's pretty good
30:00 <johninja> i'll have a listen after this
30:00 <British^Meat> yer punknut, the night is still young...
30:00 <punknut> only grog left in the house is white rum a few cans of bundy and kahlua
30:00 <punknut> of which i do not enjoy
31:00 <punknut> so i will not drink
31:00 <punknut> Now
31:00 <Ben> I might go to bed soon
31:00 <punknut> I would, however, like to point out an issue i have just realised
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yeah man! i made the mistake earlier punknut, had 4 slices of pizza during dark knight with my mate n after one udl and spent over 30 mins in my room sick as lol
31:00 <brainz> now heres one i havent heard for a long while --> http://youtu.be/51t1OsPSdBc
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NWA - Fuk Da Police (Mar 14, 2011) 5:44 - Category: Music - 3,020,827 views - 14,208 likes (97.4%), 382 dislikes (2.6%)
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <punknut> This new movie regarding the raid on UBL's pakistani compound ...
32:00 <punknut> IT'S ABSOLUTE SHIT AND IT BORED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <punknut> Zero dark thirty was much more enjoyable
32:00 <doctor> what's exciting viewing these days?
32:00 <punknut> seal team six sucks
32:00 <doctor> i like those documentries on hitler
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> something old and blue doctor
32:00 <punknut> and to be quite honest, Zero dark thirty seemed more realistic
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> like the chick i dug up last nite <3
33:00 <punknut> PandasDontDrive for the love of god stop being sill
33:00 <punknut> y
33:00 <punknut> it was the night before :P
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol k
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
33:00 <punknut> and don't take that as encouragement
33:00 <johninja> i used to like world war 2 docos  but after the 50thish one you kinda know what happens and the history channel gets shit
33:00 <brainz> what about this The.Cult.Of.The.Suicide.Bomber.2005.DVDRip.XviD-FiCO
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> weird as cause she's Indian O_O
34:00 <johninja> National Geographic.Situation Critical - Taliban Uprising
34:00 <doctor> New theories indicate that Hitler was actually saved by ancient aliens
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
34:00 <johninja> National.Geographic.Situation.Critical.E09.Assault.On.Entebbe.WS.PDTV.XviD-FTP
34:00 <johninja> that is my fave
34:00 <Q{> http://media.theage.com.au/entertainment/entertainment-news/ladies-yours-for-300-an-hour-5115096.html
34:00 <johninja> fucking intense
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> the moustache was his phone home
34:00 <johninja> the jews fly a unit of troops and some cars into ghana
34:00 <johninja> take out all these black people and free the hostages
34:00 <johninja> one man died
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope it was mark wahlburg
35:00 <brainz> wow
35:00 <punknut> how about Givemeagoodfuckingmoviewithlotsofsexgunsandviolenceandperhapsamassiveepiclongtorturescenewhereosamabinladenwasviolentlymanipulatedandtakenadvantageofwitha22footlongunsandedwoodendildo
35:00 <johninja> it was the future prime minister of israel netinyahus brother
35:00 <punknut> .mo4
35:00 <punknut> mp4*
35:00 <Ben> Its still 28 inside my house
35:00 <Ben> God dammit
36:00 <punknut> I hope im wrong, but is Ben the one and only Kynetic?
36:00 <johninja> no
36:00 <punknut> woo
36:00 <johninja> Kynetic is here too
36:00 <punknut> didnt wanna spoil any surprises
36:00 <punknut> BEN :D
36:00 <Ben> huh?
36:00 <punknut> Good news regarding my studies if you wish to know
36:00 <Ben> I'm plain old Ben
36:00 <Ben> Is there another Ben I don't know about?
36:00 <punknut> k ben im taling to Kynetic
36:00 <punknut> talking*
36:00 <Ben> ok
36:00 <Kynetic> wot cunt.
37:00 <Ben> Is Kynetic also called Ben?
37:00 <punknut> you love me
37:00 <punknut> :D
37:00 <punknut> hahahaha
37:00 <doctor> Ben is a decent name
37:00 <Ben> I like to think so
37:00 <Ben> haha
37:00 <doctor> I don't mind hearing the name Ben
37:00 <punknut> hey man, hows your studies?
37:00 <johninja> my brothers name is ben
37:00 <johninja> bit of a dickhead
37:00 <Ben> cool
37:00 <punknut> Ben is possible the easiest name to hear
37:00 <johninja> but i won't hold that against you
37:00 <Ben> True
37:00 <Ben> Its amazing how many people get it wrong though
37:00 <punknut> its simple and yet, not annoying unless you say it like this: BENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBEN
37:00 <Ben> hahaha
37:00 <Kynetic> yea
37:00 <doctor> I don't like the name Andrew
37:00 <Kynetic> this is why i dont have ben on highlight
38:00 <Kynetic> :D
38:00 <punknut> andrew is a dirty name
38:00 <punknut> LMFAO
38:00 <Ben> I'll call a customer and be like "Hey its Ben from IT here"
38:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/F69PBQ4ZyNw
38:00 <punknut> LMAO
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - Get up, stand up 1980 (Dec 20, 2012) 7:23 - Category: Music - 152,673 views - 718 likes (95.9%), 31 dislikes (4.1%)
38:00 <Kynetic> the only thing i have in my highlight is '$me'
38:00 <punknut> THAT SOUNDS SO DAMN TYPICAL
38:00 <Kynetic> so whatever nick im using will be highlighted.
38:00 <Ben> And customer goes "Oh hey Brad.." "No, its Ben" "Oh, sorry Brett"
38:00 <johninja> ooh
38:00 <punknut> my bad
38:00 <johninja> clever
38:00 <johninja> lol ben
38:00 <punknut> you're known in the other channels so i guess i just assumed
38:00 <Kynetic> i always get dan
38:00 <Nikky`> I always thought of you as an only child johninja.. no idea why
38:00 <doctor> Steven is another name I don't like
38:00 <Kynetic> when i say my name
38:00 <punknut> dan?
38:00 <Ben> The fucked thing is that my boss's name is Brett
38:00 <Maurice> They might get your name wrong, but at least they can't pronounce it wrong
39:00 <punknut> how the fuck you get dan from ben?
39:00 <Ben> And we sound similar
39:00 <Kynetic> im like hi im ben
39:00 <Kynetic> theyr elike hi dan!
39:00 <johninja> because i'm incredibly selfish maybe?
39:00 <Maurice> Although my friends husband is kiwi and he calls himself Bin
39:00 <Ben> I get Brad alot
39:00 <Kynetic> like.. the fuck did u get dan from
39:00 <punknut> BIN LMAO
39:00 <Ben> haha
39:00 <Kynetic> bin lmao?
39:00 <Ben> Its Bin if your kiwi
39:00 <Maurice> She takes the piss all the time
39:00 <Kynetic> i thought you just said bin laden
39:00 <punknut> I HEREBY SIGN MYSELF OVER TO THE COUNTRY OF NEW ZEALAND, PLEASE LEND ME YOUR ACCENT!
39:00 <Maurice> So is it bin or ben? and he yells 'ITS BIN'
39:00 <Ben> Bin or Bun
39:00 <punknut> LMFAOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
39:00 <punknut> BENLADEN
39:00 <punknut> AND YOU HAVE THE BEARD TOO!
39:00 <Nikky`> lol no johninja.. well
39:00 <brainz> its BIN good
39:00 <Ben> We had a family friend who was kiwi
39:00 <Nikky`> haha
39:00 <johninja> lolol 
40:00 <punknut> srsly he has the beard
40:00 <Ben> And she would call my brother and I "Bin und Tummy"
40:00 <Ben> I thought it was funny
40:00 <punknut> a benladen beard
40:00 <punknut> lmfaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
40:00 <punknut> omg i cant stop laughing i cant see too many tears
40:00 <Ben> haha
40:00 <Nikky`> I sometimes get Michelle.. how you get that from Nicole
40:00 <Nikky`> dickheads
40:00 <Ben> Or 
40:00 <punknut> thats alright
40:00 <punknut> i get called bieber
41:00 <punknut> and i want to bomb them
41:00 <Maurice> My mummy calls me Nicole
41:00 <Maurice> My name is Lori..
41:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/NavVfpp-1L4
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (Oct 18, 2013) 5:42 - Category: Music - 1,747,218 views - 7,220 likes (97.6%), 178 dislikes (2.4%)
41:00 <johninja> looori
41:00 <punknut> with a bomb shaped like a giant dildo
41:00 <Maurice> Lawree
41:00 <Ben> I get "Sorry, who was it?" "Ben" "Who??" "BEN" "Oh.. hi, who are you again?"
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Nikky`> How can your mum get it wrong
41:00 <punknut> so jam up their arses, so they would be as gay as bieber
41:00 <Maurice> Haha it's my middle name :P
41:00 <punknut> to*
41:00 <Maurice> She calls my sister mertle and my brother harold and thats not their names
41:00 <Nikky`> oh
41:00 <johninja> john is kinda hard to get wrong fortunately
41:00 <punknut> what's your middle name?
41:00 <brainz> no worries BIN thatnks for you tech support
41:00 <brainz> lol
41:00 <Ben> haha
41:00 <Maurice> Nicole is
41:00 <punknut> johninja
42:00 <punknut> bullshit
42:00 <punknut> my middle name
42:00 <Ben> To that I would reply "No werries duckhid"
42:00 <Nikky`> John John John John John
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <punknut> is not spelt taht way
42:00 <punknut> kthx
42:00 <johninja> any other johs are frauds
42:00 <Maurice> JOHS
42:00 <johninja> like jon
42:00 <brainz> i do tech support
42:00 <brainz> lol
42:00 <johninja> what are you too lazy to type the h or something?
42:00 <punknut> and since part of my family come from yugoslavia and italy, once this eastern eurporean radiologist called me yon
42:00 <Maurice> Well really, Jon is a legit shortening of Jonathon
42:00 <johninja> sheesh lady
42:00 <punknut> i was lie srsly?
43:00 <punknut> jon
43:00 <punknut> exacgly
43:00 <brainz> BIN sorry i dont need your tech support
43:00 <punknut> fucking t is too high from c
43:00 <punknut> im lazy deal with it k?
43:00 <punknut> LOL
43:00 <punknut> JUST PUT THAT ICON IN THE BIN-LADEN
43:00 <johninja> it sounded cool anyways
43:00 <johninja> like you were typing with an accent
43:00 <johninja> pretty cute
44:00 <punknut> fucking alcohol
44:00 <punknut> i need to pee again
44:00 <johninja> i'm not stopping the car
44:00 <Maurice> I'm watching Megamind and when the bombs go off it's vibrating my couch
44:00 <johninja> so i guess its the bottle or nothing
44:00 <punknut> FUCK YOU ILL TUCK 'N' ROLL, ITCH!
44:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <punknut> OH GOD I CANT EVEN GO GANGSTER WHEN IM DRUNK
45:00 <punknut> I MISSED THE B!
45:00 <johninja> itch works fine
45:00 <punknut> but now all i have is ling
45:00 <johninja> just pretend you meant it that way
45:00 <punknut> hahahahahahaha
45:00 <johninja> works for me
45:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/ntARTRQOpd0
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly (Sep 13, 2011) 4:54 - Category: Music - 1,119,547 views - 4,791 likes (98.4%), 76 dislikes (1.6%)
45:00 <punknut> oh my god
45:00 <johninja> go the tom petty one
45:00 <punknut> im laughing so hard i think ima wee my bed
46:00 <johninja> ig ooty hoes
46:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/p9vgmHh.gif
46:00 <punknut> 2 chainz sucks .... but i WILL admit ------- sleepy time tea sound pretty gangster
46:00 <johninja> mum is drunk txting me
46:00 <johninja> its not fun
46:00 <punknut> TELL HER IM RIGHT HERE AND IM WILLING
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <punknut> TO THROW MY DAD AT HER!
47:00 <punknut> srsly he's so depressed im about to lop his head off
47:00 <simba> 2dopeboiz
47:00 <johninja> oh geeze
47:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/JvLPjo2.gif
47:00 <johninja> i'm not sure i could deal with another irc'er being in my family
47:00 <punknut> he lives in jamboree heights
47:00 <johninja> unless i'm boning them 
47:00 <punknut> ill call you bro, bro!
47:00 <punknut> :D
47:00 <Nikky`> omg
47:00 <johninja> haha
47:00 <punknut> BRB BRO I NEED TO SRSLY CHUCK A WICKED WHIZ
48:00 <johninja> Nee Jetje dat ken ik niet maar de tekst in het liedje is wel heel mooi.
48:00 <Nikky`> I'm drunk johninja.. gimme your number.. i'll drunk txtnyou
48:00 <johninja> lol k
48:00 <Nikky`> haha
48:00 <johninja> this better be more fun than my mum
49:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/8UhSAG2ULT8
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - On The Turning Away Live HQ!!! (Jun 30, 2011) 6:29 - Category: Music - 470,491 views - 2,729 likes (99.3%), 18 dislikes (0.7%)
49:00 <Excessive> it's two two two two two-two-two he's got an answering machine that will talk to u
49:00 <johninja> "sorry for calling you" "you didn't call me" "oh...wonder who i called then? I lost my phone"
49:00 <spence> Shadsy
49:00 <punknut> HEY BRO
49:00 <punknut> you know, when you need to pee when you're tanked?
49:00 <johninja> yeh
49:00 <simba> "i had a dream" - martin luther king, after waking up
50:00 <punknut> it's better than mary fucking magdeline sucking your cock
50:00 <johninja> its all good until you get the staggers up and piss on yourself
50:00 <punknut> seriously
50:00 <johninja> or fall over in it
50:00 <punknut> when you pee i mean
50:00 <johninja> haha
50:00 <Ben> OK.. bed for me
50:00 <johninja> i dunno man
50:00 <Ben> Talk to you guys later :)
50:00 <punknut> night bin-laden
50:00 <Ben> haha
50:00 <punknut> you srsly
50:00 <johninja> mary magdeline sucking your cock would be quite epic
50:00 <spence> Excessive u goulash 
50:00 <Ben> Enjoy the rest of your evening.. ciao
50:00 <Nikky`> seeya Ben
50:00 <punknut> need to change your nick to B!N-LEYINDEADINTHEBEDROOM
51:00 <Excessive> spence, menj a faszba
51:00 <spence> Onya piciat
51:00 <Nikky`> oooh fire truck its spence
51:00 <brainz> i think the title of this track just about says it all http://youtu.be/cAMnqZqn6RI
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (Live) (Jan 7, 2007) 9:17 - Category: Music - 1,348,932 views - 4,237 likes (98.1%), 81 dislikes (1.9%)
51:00 <spence> Kiss kutya
51:00 <punknut> how did talk of a dead terrorist become a conversation in cyrilic?
51:00 <spence> Jk bro
51:00 <spence> Sup
52:00 <punknut> in which i have no level of understanding whatsoever!
52:00 <Excessive> not much
52:00 <Excessive> u?
52:00 <spence> Nikky u hornbag
53:00 <punknut> k im bored now
53:00 <simba> spence whats up are u drunk
53:00 <Nikky`> spence you doodie head
53:00 <punknut> i need a fucking movie or funny convo
53:00 <Bastardly_One> girl, don't go away mad, girl, just go away
53:00 <spence> No simba ?
53:00 <punknut> Bastardly_One!
53:00 <punknut> sup bro
53:00 <simba> why not its saturday night
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm awesome as always
53:00 <spence> R u simba
53:00 <punknut> radskies
54:00 <simba> no but ill get drunk with you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> except I'm listening to Motley Crue
54:00 <punknut> oh dude that's low
54:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
54:00 <spence> Why the change of heart simba
54:00 <punknut> here we are talking aout ben's name sounding like bin-laden and you're listening to kickstart my heart
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <simba> dont read 2 much into it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> on Primal Scream
55:00 <Bastardly_One> atm
55:00 <punknut> eh
55:00 <simba> ~sCrEaMaDeLiCa~
55:00 <punknut> Well
55:00 <punknut> I am tanked and taking a well deserved night off of studies
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we all have our closet issues
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is Motley Crue
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me
55:00 <punknut> while my missus is out partying with her boss
55:00 <simba> and deadmaus.. and skrillex....
55:00 <johninja> enya
56:00 <spence> Yeah I'm a bit pissed just watched wolf of wall street...fairly shit..lame
56:00 <johninja> HUGE secret enya fan
56:00 <punknut> there
56:00 <punknut> i sued you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, Nikki Sixx ... that man is a "dude"
56:00 <punknut> you ok now?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
56:00 <simba> Hahahaha.
56:00 <brainz> mandom??? http://youtu.be/jJ1l4UJW04Y
56:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Joel ... sonny can go hang with the lesbians he looks like
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Regurgitator - ! (The Song Formerly Known As) (Aug 5, 2010) 3:39 - Category: Music - 81,134 views - 487 likes (99.2%), 4 dislikes (0.8%)
57:00 <spence> Back soon its beer time
57:00 <Bastardly_One> grab it and shake it, reach down and scrape it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you just gotta say
57:00 <Bastardly_One> kick it
57:00 <simba> wb wayne
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *shit guitar solo*
58:00 <shadsam> (06) [N Dubz] Strong Again (Ultrabeat Remix).mp3
58:00 <simba> lol now its beeer time, 5 mins ago spence is like "um no? why would i be drunk"
58:00 <Nikky`> Im drunk
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> just putting it out there
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... orly?
58:00 <johninja> she is
58:00 <simba> so many drunks on tonight
58:00 <Nikky`> lol
58:00 <simba> i feel like drinking
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how YOU doin' Nikky`?
58:00 <shadsam> (06) [Vengaboys] Up And Down.mp3
58:00 <simba> but only if Bastardly_One does
58:00 <johninja> i havn't had a drink for like 2 week
58:00 <brainz> well im sober as
59:00 <johninja> yeh
59:00 <brainz> hehe
59:00 <shadsam> `seen spence
59:00 <punknut> im not as drunk as i could be?
59:00 <prowl> shadsam, spence ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 minute ago (01.02. 22:57) stating "Quit: popapillnchill" after spending 8 minutes there.
59:00 <Nikky`> Im great
59:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One and simba will get drunk and on skype
59:00 <johninja> chaos
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like drinking too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't
59:00 <simba> lets all go on tinychat
59:00 <simba> inc. Nikky`
59:00 <johninja> lol i don't think my dogs like enya
59:00 <punknut> wtf is tinechar
59:00 <Bastardly_One> too late to go to the bottle shop
59:00 <johninja> they both walked off
59:00 <punknut> i mean tinychat
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the dogs have taste
59:00 <simba> some chat site where you all look at each other
59:00 <brainz> got a bottle of scotch here but i dont feel like drinking
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