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00:00 <PandasDontDrive> movies tomorrow!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> movies tomorrow!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> movies tomorrow!
02:00 <couleurs> which 1
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 12 years a slave
02:00 <couleurs> which 1
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 12 years a slave
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some other one i forget what its called
02:00 <couleurs> which 1
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 12 years a slave
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some other one i forget what its called
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some other one i forget what its called
03:00 <couleurs> Broring!!!!!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for the lego movie :P
03:00 <Immutable> real men have curves you sexist bitches
03:00 <Immutable> fight matriarchy brothers
03:00 <couleurs> Broring!!!!!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for the lego movie :P
03:00 <Immutable> real men have curves you sexist bitches
03:00 <Immutable> fight matriarchy brothers
03:00 <TequilaSunrise> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
03:00 <couleurs> Broring!!!!!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait for the lego movie :P
03:00 <Immutable> real men have curves you sexist bitches
03:00 <Immutable> fight matriarchy brothers
03:00 <TequilaSunrise> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
04:00 <TequilaSunrise> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
04:00 <Immutable> tell them not to bitch!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino right women just want our bodies
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice and thin and waxed ffs :(
04:00 <Immutable> I KNOW
04:00 <Immutable> tell them not to bitch!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino right women just want our bodies
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice and thin and waxed ffs :(
04:00 <Immutable> I KNOW
04:00 <Immutable> tell them not to bitch!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino right women just want our bodies
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice and thin and waxed ffs :(
04:00 <Immutable> I KNOW
05:00 <Immutable> can't a woman just love me for me
05:00 <Nikky`> No
05:00 <TequilaSunrise> i love a lush set of man jugs
05:00 <Immutable> can't a woman just love me for me
05:00 <Nikky`> No
05:00 <TequilaSunrise> i love a lush set of man jugs
05:00 <Immutable> tired of women staring at my crotch
05:00 <Immutable> can't a woman just love me for me
05:00 <Nikky`> No
05:00 <TequilaSunrise> i love a lush set of man jugs
05:00 <Immutable> tired of women staring at my crotch
06:00 <Immutable> tired of women staring at my crotch
06:00 <Immutable> I'm a human bean
06:00 <Immutable> I'm a human bean
06:00 <Immutable> I'm a human bean
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they want tight testies and a small penie
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're not all the same!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they want tight testies and a small penie
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're not all the same!
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they want tight testies and a small penie
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're not all the same!
08:00 <Immutable> real men have mircopenises
08:00 <Immutable> real men have mircopenises
08:00 <Immutable> real men have mircopenises
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was saying the oposite
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was saying the oposite
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was saying the oposite
10:00 <Immutable> you're on their side you bastard
10:00 <Immutable> you're on their side you bastard
10:00 <Immutable> you're on their side you bastard
12:00 <Immutable> liberate the penis from the pants
12:00 <Immutable> liberate the penis from the pants
12:00 <Immutable> liberate the penis from the pants
13:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaWSOlASWc
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side (With Lyrics) (Nov 19, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 7,674,528 views - 39,760 likes (98.2%), 713 dislikes (1.8%)
13:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaWSOlASWc
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side (With Lyrics) (Nov 19, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 7,674,528 views - 39,760 likes (98.2%), 713 dislikes (1.8%)
13:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaWSOlASWc
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side (With Lyrics) (Nov 19, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 7,674,528 views - 39,760 likes (98.2%), 713 dislikes (1.8%)
14:00 <Immutable> serenity I am a victim!
14:00 <Immutable> serenity I am a victim!
14:00 <Immutable> A VICTIM
14:00 <Immutable> serenity I am a victim!
14:00 <Immutable> A VICTIM
15:00 <Immutable> A VICTIM
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> introducing Immutable the VICTIM
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Immutable the STAR!
15:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
15:00 <TequilaSunrise> no you arent
15:00 <TequilaSunrise> you're a strong black woman who dont need NO MAN
15:00 <Immutable> YES I AM
15:00 <Immutable> FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAS I'M A REAL ASS NIGGA WOMAN I TAKE CARE OF MY NIGGA KIDS
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> introducing Immutable the VICTIM
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Immutable the STAR!
15:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
15:00 <TequilaSunrise> no you arent
15:00 <TequilaSunrise> you're a strong black woman who dont need NO MAN
15:00 <Immutable> YES I AM
15:00 <Immutable> FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAS I'M A REAL ASS NIGGA WOMAN I TAKE CARE OF MY NIGGA KIDS
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> introducing Immutable the VICTIM
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Immutable the STAR!
15:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
15:00 <TequilaSunrise> no you arent
15:00 <TequilaSunrise> you're a strong black woman who dont need NO MAN
15:00 <Immutable> YES I AM
15:00 <Immutable> FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAS I'M A REAL ASS NIGGA WOMAN I TAKE CARE OF MY NIGGA KIDS
16:00 <doctor> too far
16:00 <Nikky`> Put down the crack pipe
16:00 <TequilaSunrise> yeah killed it
16:00 <Immutable> but I need money for pampers
16:00 <doctor> too far
16:00 <Nikky`> Put down the crack pipe
16:00 <TequilaSunrise> yeah killed it
16:00 <Immutable> but I need money for pampers
16:00 <doctor> too far
16:00 <Nikky`> Put down the crack pipe
16:00 <TequilaSunrise> yeah killed it
16:00 <Immutable> but I need money for pampers
17:00 <Immutable> javontaes going to pay for puttin a baby in me I is gowna pin it on him
17:00 <[Maverick]> I AM AN INDEPENDANT WHITE MAN AND I NEED NO WOMAN BRINGING ME DOWN
17:00 <[Maverick]> brb, doing dishes 
17:00 <doctor> hell yeahz
17:00 <Nikky`> real men do dishes
17:00 <Immutable> javontaes going to pay for puttin a baby in me I is gowna pin it on him
17:00 <[Maverick]> I AM AN INDEPENDANT WHITE MAN AND I NEED NO WOMAN BRINGING ME DOWN
17:00 <[Maverick]> brb, doing dishes 
17:00 <doctor> hell yeahz
17:00 <Nikky`> real men do dishes
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
17:00 <Immutable> javontaes going to pay for puttin a baby in me I is gowna pin it on him
17:00 <[Maverick]> I AM AN INDEPENDANT WHITE MAN AND I NEED NO WOMAN BRINGING ME DOWN
17:00 <[Maverick]> brb, doing dishes 
17:00 <doctor> hell yeahz
17:00 <Nikky`> real men do dishes
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
18:00 <Nikky`> oh my
18:00 <Immutable> matriarchal stereotype Nikky` 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why there are so many men in restaurant kitchens nikz LO
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin' their part for women ;) and sex with women!
18:00 <Nikky`> hehe
18:00 <Nikky`> and turning into women
18:00 <doctor> i have one mug, one pan, one plate and a sink full of toothpaste
18:00 <Nikky`> oh my
18:00 <Immutable> matriarchal stereotype Nikky` 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why there are so many men in restaurant kitchens nikz LO
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin' their part for women ;) and sex with women!
18:00 <Nikky`> hehe
18:00 <Nikky`> and turning into women
18:00 <doctor> i have one mug, one pan, one plate and a sink full of toothpaste
18:00 <Nikky`> oh my
18:00 <Immutable> matriarchal stereotype Nikky` 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why there are so many men in restaurant kitchens nikz LO
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin' their part for women ;) and sex with women!
18:00 <Nikky`> hehe
18:00 <Nikky`> and turning into women
18:00 <doctor> i have one mug, one pan, one plate and a sink full of toothpaste
20:00 <Nikky`> eat with your hands?
20:00 <[Maverick]> I have one beer, one scotch and one bourbon 
20:00 <Immutable> I need a beer
20:00 <Immutable> but I shouldn't have to pay for it
20:00 <Immutable> a woman should
20:00 <[Maverick]> someone needs to learn to deep throat a shotgun
20:00 <Nikky`> eat with your hands?
20:00 <[Maverick]> I have one beer, one scotch and one bourbon 
20:00 <Immutable> I need a beer
20:00 <Immutable> but I shouldn't have to pay for it
20:00 <Immutable> a woman should
20:00 <[Maverick]> someone needs to learn to deep throat a shotgun
20:00 <Nikky`> eat with your hands?
20:00 <[Maverick]> I have one beer, one scotch and one bourbon 
20:00 <Immutable> I need a beer
20:00 <Immutable> but I shouldn't have to pay for it
20:00 <Immutable> a woman should
20:00 <[Maverick]> someone needs to learn to deep throat a shotgun
21:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Drink Alone - George Thorogood (Jun 7, 2011) 4:33 - Category: Music - 653,348 views - 2,652 likes (98.2%), 48 dislikes (1.8%)
21:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Drink Alone - George Thorogood (Jun 7, 2011) 4:33 - Category: Music - 653,348 views - 2,652 likes (98.2%), 48 dislikes (1.8%)
21:00 <Immutable> hey maverick you're the father
21:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Drink Alone - George Thorogood (Jun 7, 2011) 4:33 - Category: Music - 653,348 views - 2,652 likes (98.2%), 48 dislikes (1.8%)
21:00 <Immutable> hey maverick you're the father
22:00 <Immutable> hey maverick you're the father
22:00 <Immutable> buy my baby some pampers or you're going on maury
22:00 <[Maverick]> I want to meet Maury though 
22:00 <[Maverick]> so.. no pampers for you 
22:00 <stebie> bitches
22:00 <doctor> really? i think the guy is horrible
22:00 <stebie> hey doc
22:00 <doctor> hey steb
22:00 <[Maverick]> pfft, he is a top bloke 
22:00 <Immutable> buy my baby some pampers or you're going on maury
22:00 <[Maverick]> I want to meet Maury though 
22:00 <[Maverick]> so.. no pampers for you 
22:00 <stebie> bitches
22:00 <doctor> really? i think the guy is horrible
22:00 <stebie> hey doc
22:00 <doctor> hey steb
22:00 <[Maverick]> pfft, he is a top bloke 
22:00 <Immutable> buy my baby some pampers or you're going on maury
22:00 <[Maverick]> I want to meet Maury though 
22:00 <[Maverick]> so.. no pampers for you 
22:00 <stebie> bitches
22:00 <doctor> really? i think the guy is horrible
22:00 <stebie> hey doc
22:00 <doctor> hey steb
22:00 <[Maverick]> pfft, he is a top bloke 
23:00 <Immutable> mah bahby shaniquaniqua needs her pamperrrs
23:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
23:00 <[Maverick]> I just tried to say that out loud 
23:00 <stebie> it's so hot -_-
23:00 <[Maverick]> sounded like I was having a stroke 
23:00 <Immutable> mah bahby shaniquaniqua needs her pamperrrs
23:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
23:00 <[Maverick]> I just tried to say that out loud 
23:00 <stebie> it's so hot -_-
23:00 <[Maverick]> sounded like I was having a stroke 
23:00 <Immutable> mah bahby shaniquaniqua needs her pamperrrs
23:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
23:00 <[Maverick]> I just tried to say that out loud 
23:00 <stebie> it's so hot -_-
23:00 <[Maverick]> sounded like I was having a stroke 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> this fuckint eam is fuckin stoned
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> this fuckint eam is fuckin stoned
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> this fuckint eam is fuckin stoned
32:00 <Immutable> I know stebie 
32:00 <Immutable> I know stebie 
32:00 <Immutable> I know stebie 
33:00 <Immutable> "buy my baby pamers....urrghafajdf"
33:00 <Immutable> "buy my baby pamers....urrghafajdf"
33:00 <Immutable> "buy my baby pamers....urrghafajdf"
34:00 <stebie> pamers? request denied.
34:00 <stebie> pamers? request denied.
34:00 <stebie> pamers? request denied.
35:00 <Immutable> you're the father stebie
35:00 <Liinda> forgot i was here
35:00 <Liinda> time for bed, goodnight
35:00 <Immutable> you're the father stebie
35:00 <Liinda> forgot i was here
35:00 <Liinda> time for bed, goodnight
35:00 <doctor> if only i had a womb stebie would be in for a whole world of trouble
35:00 <Immutable> you're the father stebie
35:00 <Liinda> forgot i was here
35:00 <Liinda> time for bed, goodnight
35:00 <doctor> if only i had a womb stebie would be in for a whole world of trouble
36:00 <doctor> if only i had a womb stebie would be in for a whole world of trouble
36:00 <Immutable> bye Liinda father of my child buy her pampers
36:00 <Immutable> bye Liinda father of my child buy her pampers
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini linas
36:00 <Immutable> bye Liinda father of my child buy her pampers
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini linas
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini linas
37:00 <Liinda> Immutable i bought them last time :P
37:00 <Liinda> nights panadols
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> L(
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
37:00 <Liinda> Immutable i bought them last time :P
37:00 <Liinda> nights panadols
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> L(
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
37:00 <Liinda> Immutable i bought them last time :P
37:00 <Liinda> nights panadols
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> L(
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
38:00 <Liinda> <3 all
38:00 <couleurs> me 2
38:00 <Immutable> :/
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 me too
38:00 <doctor> xox
38:00 <stebie> i don't want any part of it
38:00 <stebie> any of it
38:00 <Liinda> <3 all
38:00 <couleurs> me 2
38:00 <Immutable> :/
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 me too
38:00 <doctor> xox
38:00 <stebie> i don't want any part of it
38:00 <stebie> any of it
38:00 <stebie> abort
38:00 <stebie> ABORT
38:00 <Liinda> <3 all
38:00 <couleurs> me 2
38:00 <Immutable> :/
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 me too
38:00 <doctor> xox
38:00 <stebie> i don't want any part of it
38:00 <stebie> any of it
38:00 <stebie> abort
38:00 <stebie> ABORT
39:00 <stebie> abort
39:00 <stebie> ABORT
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> so glad labor got griffith
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> take that liberal cunts
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> so glad labor got griffith
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> take that liberal cunts
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> so glad labor got griffith
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> take that liberal cunts
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're they going to do
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> change things?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're they going to do
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> change things?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're they going to do
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> change things?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <stebie> goodnight all
41:00 <stebie> o/
41:00 <Nikky`> Night stebie
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite babe
41:00 <stebie> goodnight all
41:00 <stebie> o/
41:00 <Nikky`> Night stebie
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite babe
41:00 <stebie> goodnight all
41:00 <stebie> o/
41:00 <Nikky`> Night stebie
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite babe
45:00 <Saemon> of course. she was in a 3rd world prison for all these years, not a beauty resort.
45:00 <Loof> i might start sleeping during the day to avoid the heat
45:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt expect her to be looking liek a playboy centrefold 
45:00 <Loof> exactly Saemon
45:00 <Loof> no doubt she was eating crap food
45:00 <Saemon> that other chick though
45:00 <Saemon> michelle leslie
45:00 <Saemon> daaaamn
45:00 <Loof> plus she's on sleeping pills
45:00 <Saemon> she is still smokin
46:00 <Loof> think a lot of them make you put on weight
46:00 <Serenity> Bulk rice
46:00 <Saemon> oh yeah definately
46:00 <Kynetic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zof2kdGrFjQ
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Game of Thrones Weiner Song(Black Friday Part 2) (Nov 21, 2013) 0:48 - Category: Entertainment - 621,236 views - 3,004 likes (97%), 94 dislikes (3%)
46:00 <Loof> yeah rice is so fucked
46:00 <Serenity> Plus shes on anti depressants etc
46:00 <Saemon> indonesia plain white rice is easy and plentiful
46:00 <Kynetic> Weiner.. Weiner weiner.. weiner weiner
46:00 <Kynetic> lol
46:00 <Loof> rice is so high gi
46:00 <Saemon> thats the staple for prisoners
47:00 <Saemon> carbs carbs carbs
47:00 <Loof> yep
47:00 <Saemon> and little exercise time
47:00 <Saemon> = weight gain
47:00 <Maurice> What does she have to be depressed about? She was living rent free with that dyke chick
47:00 <Loof> hey druidess :)
47:00 <druidess> loof:)
48:00 <Serenity> Lol mp
48:00 <Serenity> Mo
48:00 <Serenity> She'll get out get rich slim down n sell her tits to fhm
48:00 <Loof> i was reading that antidepressants are just a placebo
49:00 <Maurice> She'll earn more selling drugs
49:00 <Maurice> Fat Horny Men
49:00 <Loof> but they wont stop selling them because they say a placebo is better than nothing
49:00 <Saemon> she will earn heaps from book deals
49:00 <Serenity>  She can sell me an oz
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Maurice> How about 4.1kgs of it?
50:00 <Serenity> Ahahahaj
50:00 <Saemon> convicted criminals cant profit from it, but theres ways around that
50:00 <Maurice> Even comes in it's own bag
50:00 <Saemon> she could just transfer her rights of the story to her sis
50:00 <Serenity> She wasn't convicted in our country
50:00 <Serenity> She can profit what she likea
50:00 <Serenity> Likes
50:00 <Maurice> I bet Fatso has been wanking all day over that news
50:00 <couleurs> #LIVEPOEL
50:00 <couleurs> #LIVEPOEL
51:00 <Saemon> damn then
52:00 <Loof> was she taking the weed in or out of bali?
52:00 <Serenity> In to
52:00 <Loof> so dumb
52:00 <doctor> have you any liver spots?
52:00 <doctor> hello milk
52:00 <milk> hello doctor
52:00 <doctor> have you any liver spots?
52:00 <doctor> hello milk
52:00 <milk> hello doctor
53:00 <Saemon> apparently it was put in there by the baggage handlers
53:00 <Saemon> thats her defense
53:00 <Serenity> No one will ever know
53:00 <Saemon> doubt if thats true, if its true, i feel sorry for her then, just lossed like a decade of her life
53:00 <Saemon> we only live once
53:00 <Saemon> wat a waste
53:00 <doctor> how's your neck of the woods?
53:00 <doctor> how's your neck of the woods?
54:00 <Maurice> Lolll lossed
54:00 <Maurice> I 'lossed' a decade of my life, but thats because I had kids
54:00 <Saemon> yeah im a shit speller i know
54:00 <milk> went out for a coffee a while ago
54:00 <doctor> yeah i get ya
54:00 <doctor> whom with?
54:00 <milk> went out for a coffee a while ago
54:00 <doctor> yeah i get ya
54:00 <doctor> whom with?
55:00 <Loof> i lost 20 from schizophrenia
55:00 <Maurice> And a shit walker
55:00 <Saemon> im stupid this is nothing new
55:00 <Serenity> Lost
55:00 <Loof> was a good show
55:00 <milk> by myself
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> glen close and john malcovich are married in this movie and they both have that close together eye look
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> like they're siblings
55:00 <doctor> that's pretty daring of you
55:00 <milk> by myself
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> glen close and john malcovich are married in this movie and they both have that close together eye look
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> like they're siblings
55:00 <doctor> that's pretty daring of you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> really, who cares? truth is daddy's favourite drug mule got caught ... do the crime, do the time
56:00 <Bastardly_One> a pretty face and playing dumb pretty much failed didn't it?
56:00 <Saemon> about that, i feel sorry for her that she missed the last days of her fathers life
56:00 <Saemon> he died while she was in prison
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, she's out of a job on release now
56:00 <Loof> i give myself better haircuts than any hairdresser i've been to
56:00 <milk> how so?
56:00 <milk> how so?
57:00 <Serenity> Random
57:00 <Saemon> pic loof
57:00 <Saemon> show us how it looks
57:00 <Loof> nah my huge head doesn't fit in frame
57:00 <Saemon> i tried to cut my own hair, but its so hard to get the back done properly when u are looking at it in a mirror in a mirror
57:00 <Loof> oh you mean the one at the top of my body?
57:00 <milk> it's a sad day when you can't just go and grab a coffee while you jot in your notepad
57:00 <milk> it's a sad day when you can't just go and grab a coffee while you jot in your notepad
58:00 <Saemon> huh?
58:00 <Loof> i use the longest gauge on the top
58:00 <Loof> gauge 4 on the sides
58:00 <Loof> then use a razor to straighten up the back
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
58:00 <doctor> never mind, i'm just not accustomed to drinking coffee for luxury
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> on that note time to read outside 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
58:00 <doctor> never mind, i'm just not accustomed to drinking coffee for luxury
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> on that note time to read outside 
59:00 <Saemon> so the back is fully shaved?
59:00 <Serenity> I dont trust hair dressers
59:00 <Loof> nah just the line at the bottom i use the razor
59:00 <Saemon> ah ic. what gauge do u use for the back?
59:00 <Loof> 4 same as sides
59:00 <Loof> longer on top
59:00 <milk> you make it sound like it's all a homicide-a-thon
59:00 <milk> you make it sound like it's all a homicide-a-thon
00:00 <Loof> longest gauge on top
00:00 <Saemon> Serenity yeah alot of chicks i know cut their own hair
00:00 <Saemon> cuz they dont think hairdressers would do a good job
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 is usually the longest
00:00 <Bastardly_One> most sets of clippers come with 2, 3 and 4
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I use none of them ... blade cut all the way
00:00 <Saemon> i understand as hair is much more important to women than us men
00:00 <Serenity> Mine go to 6
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn corby
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's going to be so fucking rich
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> do a dime in some prison come back be paid a fortune
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor are you going to see Wolf Creek 2 and masturbate?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn corby
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's going to be so fucking rich
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> do a dime in some prison come back be paid a fortune
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor are you going to see Wolf Creek 2 and masturbate?
01:00 <Serenity> Down to 0.5
01:00 <Loof> yeah same
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
01:00 <Serenity> But then minr are expensive
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine are cheap though :P
01:00 <Serenity> Mine
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get a ceramic set one day
01:00 <Serenity> I basically have my own bair dressers worth of stuff
01:00 <Loof> do you shave because of balding b1?
01:00 <Serenity> Hair ffa
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine are just the cheapo remingtons
01:00 <Maurice> BAIR
01:00 <doctor> nah
01:00 <doctor> i'm no monster
01:00 <doctor> nah
01:00 <doctor> i'm no monster
02:00 <Maurice> I go to the hairdressers coz fuck doing my own hair, get an arm cramp before I'm done
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, yes and no ... just looks better on me too
02:00 <Serenity> Im thinking of dying this weekend maurice
02:00 <Serenity> Something bright
02:00 <Maurice> Ooer
02:00 <Maurice> I want to go green
02:00 <Saemon> i dont even use proper hair clippers to cut my hair, i jsut use my phillips beard trimmer
02:00 <Maurice> But my hairdresser said no :/
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ARE WE LIVING IN OUR LAST DAYS? HOLY BIBLE
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ARE WE LIVING IN OUR LAST DAYS? HOLY BIBLE
03:00 <Maurice> Or blue
03:00 <Saemon> it serves the same purpose
03:00 <Loof> i need a beard trimmer
03:00 <Serenity> Green looks like mould whenbit fades
03:00 <Serenity> So does blue
03:00 <Maurice> Thats what they said, same as blue
03:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
03:00 <Maurice> At least pink is ok when it fades
03:00 <Serenity> Purple is ok
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> pink only looks good on hot chicks
03:00 <Maurice> I've had purple
03:00 <Serenity> The manic panic ultra violet
03:00 <Loof> i like black
03:00 <Loof> with pink streaks
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if it'll be any good
03:00 <doctor> it could be, but I haven't seen a film in a long while
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if it'll be any good
03:00 <doctor> it could be, but I haven't seen a film in a long while
04:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, pink looked awesome in my hair even if I'm not a hot chick
04:00 <Serenity> Excuse me joshua. I looked great in pink :p
04:00 <Maurice> Lets smash him
04:00 <Serenity> Ivr had black and pink loof looked awes
04:00 <Bastardly_One> smash him
04:00 <Maurice> The dark colour with my pink was like a purple colour
04:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <doctor> most films are too unrelatable for me, if that makes any sense
04:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <doctor> most films are too unrelatable for me, if that makes any sense
05:00 <Loof> wb Mewsli :)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll give ya both an extra 50 cents to spend
05:00 <Serenity> I want black and turquoise
05:00 <Maurice> Ooh that'd be sweet
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd look try hard
05:00 <Mew> thx loofina
05:00 <Serenity> Like that light blue paul had
05:00 <Loof> b1 you should try these disposable ecigs
05:00 <Loof> they awesome
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes it does
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> well im hyped cause by 3pm on thurs ill b back here at home with my new ink finished
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes it does
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> well im hyped cause by 3pm on thurs ill b back here at home with my new ink finished
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no
06:00 <druidess> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's you
06:00 <Saemon> only time when that would be appropriate to have is when one is at some warcraft cosplay or something
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when did you get here?
06:00 <druidess> umm
06:00 <Maurice> I need mine re-done
06:00 <druidess> like hrs ago
06:00 <Bastardly_One> proves how much attention I pay then
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow uma thurman is fuckable in this danerous liasions film, she hadnt grown bigbird feet yet
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow uma thurman is fuckable in this danerous liasions film, she hadnt grown bigbird feet yet
07:00 <druidess> proves how important i am to you
07:00 <Loof> hello British^Meat :)
07:00 <British^Meat> yarp, cheers
07:00 <Loof> oh he quit
07:00 <Serenity> It'll just be another colour on my list. Every one around me is used to it by now
07:00 <Loof> oh ht didnt
07:00 <British^Meat> just blacked out for a second
07:00 <Loof> good weed?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I passed out on the floor
07:00 <Bastardly_One> again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just before
08:00 <druidess> drugs r bad mmkay
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that damn beanbag
08:00 <British^Meat> `yer me modem cant handle it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My beanbag is too comfortable
08:00 <Loof> u quit again druidess?
08:00 <druidess> lol @ again
08:00 <Sponge> i'm watching all new netflix
08:00 <Sponge> for the low low price of $7 a month unlimited movies and tv shows
08:00 <Sponge> i'm watching all new netflix
08:00 <Sponge> for the low low price of $7 a month unlimited movies and tv shows
09:00 <Saemon> :/ Bastardly_One i dont like the sound of that man passing out again
09:00 <Saemon> have you got it checked out at the docs?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
09:00 <Saemon> be careful about hitting your head on the ground on such occasions
09:00 <couleurs> not sure i can afford it.......
09:00 <couleurs> j/k i'm not Pieter!!!!!!!
09:00 <couleurs> not sure i can afford it.......
09:00 <couleurs> j/k i'm not Pieter!!!!!!!
10:00 <Saemon> take care of yourself bro is all im saying
10:00 <Maurice> Shut up, legless
10:00 <Maurice> Nobody asked your opinion
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I always accidently pass out in the beanbag
10:00 <druidess> bitches be cray
10:00 <Saemon> haha thats lucky b1
10:00 <Sponge> sign up couleurs . you won't regret it
10:00 <couleurs> i'm waiting 4 house of cards
10:00 <Sponge> sign up couleurs . you won't regret it
10:00 <couleurs> i'm waiting 4 house of cards
11:00 <Serenity> Why are you trying to be his friend
11:00 <Loof> when i used to drink i used to just collapse all of a sudden
11:00 <Loof> landed on my computer once
11:00 <Saemon> im just trying to be nice
11:00 <Saemon> he once told me to act normal and ppl might treat me better
11:00 <Serenity> He clearly doesnt want you to
11:00 <Saemon> im tired of being hated and stuff
11:00 <Saemon> i want to have friends
11:00 <Loof> i actually find you quite pleasant today Saemon, keep it up :)
11:00 <Saemon> normal human to human relationships
11:00 <couleurs> then i will ok
11:00 <Sponge> it's on netflix
11:00 <couleurs> s2
11:00 <couleurs> then i will ok
11:00 <Sponge> it's on netflix
11:00 <couleurs> s2
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, falling asleep and passing out are two different things
12:00 <doctor> friends are too costly
12:00 <shadsam> loof
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I only pass out very very occassionally
12:00 <shadsam> pot shold be leal mate
12:00 <Loof> shads
12:00 <Loof> yep
12:00 <Loof> will be some day
12:00 <Loof> maybe not in our lifetime
12:00 <shadsam> leal yup
12:00 <Serenity> I don't think ive ever passed out
12:00 <shadsam> yea then we meetin up my shout
12:00 <Sponge> all new kevin spacey
12:00 <couleurs> yea
12:00 <couleurs> he owns
12:00 <Sponge> all new kevin spacey
12:00 <couleurs> yea
12:00 <couleurs> he owns
13:00 <Saemon> cheers loof
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> warcraft cosplay
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon you FAGGOT
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> F A G G O T
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I did recently ... really scary it was
13:00 <doctor> passing out is what 17 year olds do after a night on the binge
13:00 <Saemon> i will got engage in negativity with you PandasDontDrive.
13:00 <Saemon> please stop it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> what negativity
13:00 <Loof> doctor i was drinking two bottles of spirits
13:00 <Loof> was fucked
14:00 <Serenity> Oh I have from alcohol once or twice
14:00 <Bastardly_One> was sitting there minding my own business ... thought I was fine ... suddenly tilted over sideways and started losing vision
14:00 <Serenity> But that was more just going to bed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I probably deprive myself of oxygen
14:00 <Bastardly_One> literally here and there
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't surprise me
14:00 <Loof> i'm talking about just instantly losing conciousness and coming to on the ground
14:00 <doctor> two bottles of spirits is what i'd consume if i wanted to go down to the ocean and drown myself
14:00 <Saemon> maybe its a blood pressure issue
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow this batman year one animation is so fucking gay
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you Pandas
15:00 <Serenity> Yeah ive never fainted loof
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> im pretty happy
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have fish.
15:00 <Serenity> Fishhhj
15:00 <Serenity> Frank fish
15:00 <Drgore> i fainted once
15:00 <Loof> that's how i got busted on irc once, collapsed and she ran into the room and saw my screen lol
15:00 <Drgore> twice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I had blue grenadere for dinner
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was fucking nice
16:00 <Drgore> remember that
16:00 <druidess> rofl
16:00 <druidess> on my fkn birthday
16:00 <druidess> how can i forget
16:00 <doctor> "to my love, IRC made me do it"
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is blue grenadere
17:00 <Loof> ur a funny fuck doctor, real funny
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking awesome fish
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you got busted on irc doin what loof?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah ye b1? yum
17:00 <Loof> not allowed on irc pandas lol
17:00 <Loof> she doesn't trust me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not allowed to chat
17:00 <Serenity> Ling wa said no
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he chats to sluts
17:00 <Drgore> lesson learned always come up for more air
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
17:00 <Mew> breakin tha laww breakin tha lawww 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if she catches him she beats him
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> put the fat bitch in her place
17:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/008hIJu.png
17:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/008hIJu.png
18:00 <Mew> the lan law
18:00 <Loof> i should bro
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea man
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> say look you get the dick
18:00 <Serenity> I heard that in beavis and buttheads voices
18:00 <doctor> Loof, if you were never to have married, where do you think you'd be now?
18:00 <Serenity> Breakin the lawwwww breakin the lawwww
18:00 <Mew> you were meant to haha
18:00 <Loof> doctor prolly dead
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> dead?
18:00 <Saemon> fat chinese women are bossy as
18:00 <shadsam> hi ness wb
18:00 <ness> hi
18:00 <shadsam> hi sarah wb
19:00 <Loof> would have suicided or od'd long ago
19:00 <doctor> Well then, I have nothing but respect for your wife
19:00 <Saemon> theres one who runs the asian grocery i go to
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> why
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> just cause you didnt have a woman?
19:00 <shadsam> brb
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate you mew and Serenity
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
19:00 <Loof> nah homelessness mainly
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Judas Priest - Breaking The Law (Nov 24, 2009) 2:38 - Category: Music - 6,778,173 views - 36,591 likes (98.7%), 487 dislikes (1.3%)
19:00 <Saemon> listening to her boss her workers around damn
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ok
19:00 <Loof> and not getting enough to eat
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to play it
19:00 <Saemon> id sweet chin music her
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah true that
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats why people do robberies
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> go to prison n get a bed and free meals
19:00 <Loof> ye
20:00 <Loof> yep
20:00 <doctor> I must admit if I didn't have my parents to leach off I'd be homeless or dead
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha now im thinkin of the cunt that just did 2 yrs
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wah wah wah gonna murder u josh, my parole officers know my anger management is working, gonna break your spine josh
21:00 <Loof> wtf
21:00 <Loof> kill him man
21:00 <Mew> how long were u in prison pandas?
21:00 <doctor> That guy just wants to be your friend
22:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZG11UBoj-o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
22:00 <doctor> I'd say he's obviously very lonely where the only intimacy he gets is from the people he threatens
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BREAKIN THE LAW (Jan 23, 2012) 0:13 - Category: Film and Animation - 15,865 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
22:00 <doctor> take him out to some ye ol' italian restaurant and treat him to some garlic bread
22:00 <doctor> can never get enoug of george costanza
22:00 <doctor> can never get enoug of george costanza
23:00 <Mew> lol
23:00 <Loof> or give him weed, he seems stressed
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc
23:00 <whencanibehappy> i saw him live
23:00 <whencanibehappy> i had the best seats in the whole house
23:00 <whencanibehappy> row A first seat next to the steps centre
23:00 <doctor> nice
23:00 <whencanibehappy> bought them on gumtree for only $100 each
23:00 <whencanibehappy> i saw him live
23:00 <whencanibehappy> i had the best seats in the whole house
23:00 <whencanibehappy> row A first seat next to the steps centre
23:00 <doctor> nice
23:00 <whencanibehappy> bought them on gumtree for only $100 each
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> he found the best way, i like how he thinks he's smart by threatening me and at the same time acting as if I've been talking to him
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i don't think he gets facebook..
24:00 <Serenity> Who
24:00 <whencanibehappy> only $10 more then the original price
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i bought an a3 canvas of him and sat there all night with a pen
24:00 <whencanibehappy> then he didnt sign it 
24:00 <whencanibehappy> and at the end he was kinda pausing expecting me to give it to him
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i said fuck off cunt
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i waited all night
24:00 <whencanibehappy> only $10 more then the original price
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i bought an a3 canvas of him and sat there all night with a pen
24:00 <whencanibehappy> then he didnt sign it 
24:00 <whencanibehappy> and at the end he was kinda pausing expecting me to give it to him
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i said fuck off cunt
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i waited all night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, stupid question ... do you know a sheree and/or tesh from here?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> but anyway doc, he's gonna go back in soon enough
25:00 <Bastardly_One> random question too actually
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's breached his parole
25:00 <Serenity> Yes I know them both
25:00 <Serenity> Why
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi actually
25:00 <Maurice> ...
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy that almost killed me sez
25:00 <Bastardly_One> apart from the ICP connection
25:00 <Serenity> Yeah right
25:00 <Serenity> Odd random q
25:00 <Maurice> Sorry to hear that, PandasDontDrive, better luck next time
25:00 <whencanibehappy> then i didnt watch seinfeld for a week i was really pissed off
25:00 <whencanibehappy> hes a fucking jew
25:00 <whencanibehappy> i went to jimmy car the other night and i have dave chappelle tickets too
25:00 <doctor> you did the right thing
25:00 <whencanibehappy> then i didnt watch seinfeld for a week i was really pissed off
25:00 <whencanibehappy> hes a fucking jew
25:00 <whencanibehappy> i went to jimmy car the other night and i have dave chappelle tickets too
25:00 <doctor> you did the right thing
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug i dont get why hes mad at me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> was ... I've no idea why I asked ... honestly
26:00 <Mew> the kitchen bench 
26:00 <Serenity> Sure
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dropped the charges against him, its the cops that wanted to prosecute him
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf r u on about mew?
26:00 <Loof> best piss ever
26:00 <whencanibehappy> what part?
26:00 <doctor> all of it
26:00 <whencanibehappy> what part?
26:00 <doctor> all of it
27:00 <Loof> might tuck into her wine
27:00 <Loof> but i hate wine
27:00 <Bastardly_One> tesh is a giant in real life though
27:00 <Maurice> She might castrate you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck she is tall
27:00 <Loof> good
27:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One it soulds like you liek them
27:00 <Maurice> I'm tall too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> when I met her she was going out with Carl
27:00 <Serenity> Dont talk shit about tesh to me. First n last warning
27:00 <Maurice> When I use stilts
27:00 <whencanibehappy> ok
27:00 <whencanibehappy> his show wasnt that great
27:00 <whencanibehappy> it was ok
27:00 <whencanibehappy> but not great
27:00 <whencanibehappy> jimi cars would have been better if i didnt already know all the jokes from watching it on youtube
27:00 <whencanibehappy> ok
27:00 <whencanibehappy> his show wasnt that great
27:00 <whencanibehappy> it was ok
27:00 <whencanibehappy> but not great
27:00 <whencanibehappy> jimi cars would have been better if i didnt already know all the jokes from watching it on youtube
28:00 <Saemon> whoa im sure Bastardly_One meant no disrespect
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooook then ...
28:00 <doctor> lol
28:00 <Serenity> You look desperate jkl. Plz stop
28:00 <doctor> you seen dylan moran? i get a good laugh out of him
28:00 <doctor> most of his stuff in on youtube
28:00 <doctor> you seen dylan moran? i get a good laugh out of him
28:00 <doctor> most of his stuff in on youtube
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a point though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of an over reaction ... considering I've no idea what you're refering to
29:00 <Serenity> I know what you do though ive seen you do it
29:00 <Serenity> Getting in first
29:00 <Loof> why do i feel sick for a week after exercising?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh honestly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was an honest random question
29:00 <whencanibehappy> nah
29:00 <whencanibehappy> there is this gay comedian who is really good
29:00 <whencanibehappy> english bloke
29:00 <whencanibehappy> looks kinda like elton john
29:00 <doctor> eddie izzard
29:00 <doctor> yeah he's good
29:00 <whencanibehappy> nah
29:00 <whencanibehappy> there is this gay comedian who is really good
29:00 <whencanibehappy> english bloke
29:00 <whencanibehappy> looks kinda like elton john
29:00 <doctor> eddie izzard
29:00 <doctor> yeah he's good
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sheree
30:00 <Serenity> Youre asking weird questions about weird things.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i knew a sheree from here
30:00 <Loof> u weird man
30:00 <Loof> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... rascal ... J
30:00 <Serenity> Same one im sure Josh
30:00 <Maurice> How the hell, is that a random question
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
31:00 <Serenity> Im quite fond of sheZ
31:00 <Serenity> shez
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was a good kisser
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a good chick
31:00 <Maurice> It's be like 'hey do you know Sheree or Tesh from here? Oh you do? Yeah me too'
31:00 <doctor> people get too personal on IRC and share too many personal details
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where the connection was actually
31:00 <Serenity> Lol just random tho right maurice
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to her on FB about something
31:00 <Maurice> Oh for sure random
31:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever you two paranoid twats
31:00 <Loof> past irc users
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckbook
31:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzz
31:00 <Mew> so wise doctor
32:00 <Mew> maybe its maybelline
32:00 <Maurice> Mew got personal and I saw her frenchie friends dick in a sock
32:00 <Maurice> Scarred for life
32:00 <Maurice> Then I saw her dogs balls :/
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
32:00 <Serenity> I saw her bfs balls.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
32:00 <Mew> aint nobody got time fo dat
33:00 <Loof> mew has dog's balls?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> double yuck
33:00 <Maurice> Yes, they are attached to her dog
33:00 <Serenity> Handsome pete
33:00 <Maurice> Frigging Pirate held him up to the camera
33:00 <Serenity> Sleeziest dog you ever did meet
34:00 <Mew> hes a sexual deviant
34:00 <Saemon> lol
34:00 <Mew> no stuffed toy is safe
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude has a screw loose
34:00 <Serenity> Hes a stud
34:00 <Maurice> Did he end up being the daddy to those pups?
34:00 <Mew> nah it was just how squished in their faces were in the first week
34:00 <Maurice> Lol
34:00 <Saemon> hehe thats cute
34:00 <Mew> they grew into normal looking pups after that
35:00 <Loof> wish dimsim would allow pets
35:00 <Saemon> naww
35:00 <Maurice> Sharing a womb with that many siblings is bound to cause squishedness
35:00 <Mew> lmfao loof
35:00 <Maurice> Put your foot down
35:00 <Serenity> Shed eat them loof
35:00 <Maurice> Are you a man or a.. something else
35:00 <Loof> true
35:00 <Maurice> My husband said no cats
35:00 <Saemon> ive eaten cat
35:00 <Maurice> So what did I do? I got a cat and blamed it on mum
35:00 <Maurice> Now thats a man
36:00 <Saemon> in holiday at hanoi
36:00 <Serenity> I got two cats
36:00 <Serenity> Who wants em
36:00 <Maurice> ME
36:00 <Loof> me!
36:00 <Saemon> i went off from the official tour and went to a local joint
36:00 <Maurice> Except the black one, coz I'm racist
36:00 <Maurice> And he seems mean
36:00 <Serenity> Lol
36:00 <Saemon> they had a rice noodle soup dish with strips of cat meat
36:00 <Serenity> Hes lovely
36:00 <Maurice> Lol
36:00 <Serenity> Homers a spastic
36:00 <Maurice> Someone on buy and sell is selling ragdoll x for 300
37:00 <Maurice> They look nothing like ragdolls
37:00 <Serenity> Homer comes with papers
37:00 <Serenity> I should sell hom
37:00 <Serenity> Him
37:00 <Maurice> Mine comes with money coz he's a dick
37:00 <Loof> (CNN) -- Cat poop could be a "vast and underappreciated" public health problem, according to Drs. E. Fuller Torrey and Robert H. Yolken.
37:00 <Loof> The pair on Tuesday published a paper on the dangers of Toxoplasma oocysts, which are found in cat poop, in the journal Trends in Parasitology.
37:00 <Loof> http://edition.cnn.com/2013/07/09/health/expertqa-cat-poop-risks/
37:00 <Saemon> ew
38:00 <Saemon> if only they can learn how to dig a hole and defacate
38:00 <Saemon> like dogs do
38:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <Loof> think that's why they do it
38:00 <Maurice> Serenity, this is meant to be a ragdoll x https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1779257_576968242386003_1465297250_n.jpg
38:00 <Mew> they do...
38:00 <Loof> cause it's so toxic
38:00 <Serenity> lol...
38:00 <Loof> so they bury it
38:00 <Mew> yes
38:00 <Maurice> And this https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1511657_576968679052626_1584750402_n.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> Wtf maurice
38:00 <Serenity> That is not
38:00 <Maurice> No shit
38:00 <Sponge> doctor how is your netflix account
38:00 <doctor> non-existant
38:00 <Sponge> doctor how is your netflix account
38:00 <doctor> non-existant
39:00 <Mew> its dogs that just poo on lawns without digging a poo hole
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking tabby
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ragdoll my arse
39:00 <Maurice> (22:38:10) (Saemon): if only they can learn how to dig a hole and defacate
39:00 <Maurice> (22:38:14) (Saemon): like dogs do
39:00 <Maurice> What
39:00 <Maurice> Dogs don't dig holes
39:00 <Loof>  Recent studies suggest that individuals with disorders such as schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, rheumatoid arthritis or brain tumors are more likely to have Toxoplasma gondii antibodies (cat poo toxicity) than other people.
39:00 <Loof> fuck
39:00 <doctor> i could never afford something like that
39:00 <Mew> i like paul foot
39:00 <Sponge> do you not like the latest films and tv shows instantly streamed to your computer, tv or console???
39:00 <doctor> of course not, it's all rubbish
39:00 <Sponge> $7 a month. that's like 2 dvd rentals
39:00 <doctor> i could never afford something like that
39:00 <Mew> i like paul foot
39:00 <Sponge> do you not like the latest films and tv shows instantly streamed to your computer, tv or console???
39:00 <doctor> of course not, it's all rubbish
39:00 <Sponge> $7 a month. that's like 2 dvd rentals
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cat poo brain
40:00 <Saemon> they dont? i thought they did 
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> netflix is crap
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> latest films my cunt
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> they come out on blu ray b4 netflix
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> netflix is crap
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> latest films my cunt
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> they come out on blu ray b4 netflix
41:00 <Saemon> mmmm holy crap this new chocolate mars bar is awesome
41:00 <Serenity> https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151628177437331&id=635962330&set=a.10150223320502331.312502.635962330&source=43
41:00 <Serenity> This is a ragdoll
41:00 <Saemon> limited edition dark chocolate on the outside, chocolate nougat and chococlate caramel
41:00 <doctor> i've got enough drama in my own life
41:00 <simba> liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal 
41:00 <simba> liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal 
41:00 <doctor> i've got enough drama in my own life
41:00 <simba> liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal 
41:00 <simba> liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal 
42:00 <Serenity> not sure that will work actually
42:00 <Loof> sweet stuff gives me headaches
42:00 <Loof> maybe i'm diabetic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The page you requested cannot be displayed at the moment. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may be broken or expired, or you may not have permission to view this page.
42:00 <Saemon> dolls reminds me of that haunted doll
42:00 <Saemon> in the conjuring
42:00 <Loof> maybe if i didnt fuck up my blood test by drinking coffee i'd know for sure
42:00 <doctor> `seen skip
42:00 <prowl> doctor, skip ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( [stebie] You are still permbanned. [Ref: gambler]) 13 weeks 6 days 1 hour 59 minutes ago (03.11. 22:42), after spending 16 minutes there.
42:00 <Saemon> `seen bastardly_one
42:00 <prowl> Saemon, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 19 minutes ago (08.02. 18:23) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 16 hours 31 minutes there.
42:00 <doctor> `seen skip
42:00 <prowl> doctor, skip ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( [stebie] You are still permbanned. [Ref: gambler]) 13 weeks 6 days 1 hour 59 minutes ago (03.11. 22:42), after spending 16 minutes there.
42:00 <Saemon> `seen bastardly_one
42:00 <prowl> Saemon, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 19 minutes ago (08.02. 18:23) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 16 hours 31 minutes there.
43:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1385056_10151628177437331_769036404_n.jpg
43:00 <Serenity> that will work
43:00 <Saemon> u should get it checked out asap loof if u suspect u may have diabetes bro :(
43:00 <Loof> i know :(
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and a good looking ragdoll too
43:00 <Saemon> my cousin left it too late
43:00 <Saemon> he could have prevented getting it
43:00 <Saemon> had he got checked for it earlier
43:00 <Mew> `seen sgt-splode
43:00 <prowl> Mew, Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 25 weeks 3 hours 18 minutes ago (17.08. 21:24) stating "Quit: I want to meet myself in the year 2000 and tell him to fuck that hooker with razor-slashes all over herself, because #yolo" after spending 1 hour 3 minutes there.
43:00 <doctor> RIP them all
43:00 <Mew> may they live on forever in our hearts
43:00 <doctor> always
43:00 <Mew> `seen sgt-splode
43:00 <prowl> Mew, Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 25 weeks 3 hours 18 minutes ago (17.08. 21:24) stating "Quit: I want to meet myself in the year 2000 and tell him to fuck that hooker with razor-slashes all over herself, because #yolo" after spending 1 hour 3 minutes there.
43:00 <doctor> RIP them all
43:00 <Mew> may they live on forever in our hearts
43:00 <doctor> always
44:00 <Maurice> Or a fat fuck half ragdoll https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1526141_10152212538410844_951621958_n.jpg
44:00 <Loof> i had no idea cats were so toxic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what are the breed grumpy cat is
44:00 <Bastardly_One> >
44:00 <doctor> beautiful cats
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they're really silly and funny actually
44:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pyC7WnvLT4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Albert Hammond - It Never Rains In Southern California (Jun 11, 2006) 3:23 - Category: Music - 4,029,074 views - 8,972 likes (98.3%), 156 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <doctor> oooh i like this
44:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pyC7WnvLT4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Albert Hammond - It Never Rains In Southern California (Jun 11, 2006) 3:23 - Category: Music - 4,029,074 views - 8,972 likes (98.3%), 156 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <doctor> oooh i like this
45:00 <Maurice> Grumpy cat has issues
45:00 <Loof> damn internet is almost making me hate cats
45:00 <Loof> overdosing on em
45:00 <Maurice> It's not a breed, its a deformity
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she does ... tard ... but that breed she is
45:00 <Bastardly_One> are actually rather fun ... forget what they are now
45:00 <Serenity> tard has feline dwarvism
45:00 <Maurice> He loves his food https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1458596_10152043458040844_988289748_n.jpg
45:00 <simba> `seen arsenal
45:00 <prowl> simba, arsenal? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember arsenal.
45:00 <simba> `seen arsenal
45:00 <prowl> simba, arsenal? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember arsenal.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a particular breed though ... the black and white versions are cute as
46:00 <Drgore> I hate cats
46:00 <doctor> One day we'll keep humans as pets
46:00 <Drgore> so much
46:00 <Loof> yeah i'm sick of em
46:00 <Serenity> shes not any breed shes just a mixed breed
46:00 <Drgore> they are like hot chicks who know they are hot
46:00 <Loof> agreed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh ... google while I pee
46:00 <Maurice> No, you google while you pee
46:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbGBnkuyzKU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman (Sep 5, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 3,621 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbGBnkuyzKU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman (Sep 5, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 3,621 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find I'm right
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ...
47:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <Maurice> You're not right
47:00 <Serenity> shes a mixed breed cat with feline dwarvism
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I am actually right
47:00 <Loof> who cares?!?!
47:00 <druidess> lol
47:00 <simba> no, i'm right
47:00 <doctor> i agree
47:00 <druidess> sneezes on all the cats
48:00 <Maurice> The Bundesens say that Tardar Sauce's face appears grumpy because of feline dwarfism and an under bite.[4][5][11] She and her brother Pokey were born to normal parents with "a flat face, bubble eyes, and a short tail".[11] Tardar Sauce is undersized and has hind legs that "are a bit different"
48:00 <Drgore> Cats are an abomination
48:00 <Maurice> Tardar sauce being grumpy cat
48:00 <Serenity> Tardar was born on April 4, 2012, and although she’s said to have some ragdoll, snowshoe and Siamese in her line, her mother is a calico cat and her father is a gray-and-white tabby cat.
48:00 <Maurice> It's not a fucking breed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
48:00 <Serenity> thats from her owner
48:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't they fucking made a breed out of it though?
48:00 <Maurice> NO
48:00 <Serenity> no
48:00 <Loof> petbrains
48:00 <Serenity> its a birth defect
48:00 <Bastardly_One> there's like all sorts of colours
48:00 <Maurice> Who the FUCK would breed retarded animals?
48:00 <doctor> All animals when not panting look sad or grumpy
48:00 <Maurice> Other than Saemons parents
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there's a shitload of them then
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
49:00 <Saemon> lol
49:00 <Saemon> hey i aint a texan
49:00 <simba> Baahahahahaha fucking destroyed bitch leave immideately
49:00 <Saemon> nah i laughed along with the joke
49:00 <Saemon> so its all good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear they had some name ... and I stand corrected
49:00 <Maurice> I wasn't joking.
49:00 <Serenity> o.O
49:00 <simba> dont answer back
50:00 <Loof> i might go have a cig, hopefully when i get back the topic isn't cats any longer
50:00 <Maurice> It'll be dogs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
50:00 <Maurice> So don't rush
50:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
50:00 <Drgore> dogs are allright
50:00 <Saemon> simba if u were here like half an hour earlier, youd see that im in the process of changing now, becoming a good person
50:00 <Saemon> loof knows
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked out how I did my rotor in my shoulder by the way
50:00 <doctor> It'll either be drugs, suicide recommendations or something about our mothers
50:00 <simba> Saemon to paraphrase gwen stefani: dont type
51:00 <Maurice> And I'll start it off with a smiling dog https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/18774_270762720843_3910341_n.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking greyhounds ... I fucked it again early this morning
51:00 <Bastardly_One> your dog is ... special
51:00 <simba> what a great grin 4 a dog
51:00 <Saemon> is that like the dog from MIB?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... don't you think he's ... special ... though?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Sponge> i hope sgt splode is ok
51:00 <Sponge> i hope sgt splode is ok
52:00 <Maurice> No
52:00 <Drgore> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202194299170634&set=pb.1584005571.-2207520000.1391784707.&type=3&theater
52:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/580040_10151028694905844_1645049159_n.jpg
52:00 <Maurice> Hes special in the head
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, when you see a dog loll it's tongue at the side of it's mouth
52:00 <Serenity> DONT TYPE I know just what your sayin so please stop explainin stop typing cause it hurtss
52:00 <Bastardly_One> know it's laughing at you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a dog laugh when they do that
52:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
52:00 <Maurice> Love her
52:00 <Saemon> it looks like agerman shepard
52:00 <Sponge> he may have been removed from his welfare house
52:00 <Sponge> he may have been removed from his welfare house
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I meant he was special in the head
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Saemon> its skin color anyways
53:00 <Maurice> How does he?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks fun though
53:00 <Maurice> Hes a fucking sharpei x rotti
53:00 <Saemon> its skin is brown and black like a germah shepherds skin
53:00 <Bastardly_One> look at his face mongol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> japanese fighting dog all over duh
53:00 <Maurice> He's chinese.
53:00 <Serenity> have you ever actually seen a german shep :S
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, nuh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the other ones starting with A
54:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
54:00 <Maurice> And it's fur, not skin
54:00 <Saemon> sementics
54:00 <Saemon> u know that i mean
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he does look fun though
54:00 <Maurice> No, I don't
54:00 <Maurice> You make absolutely no sense
54:00 <Loof> back
54:00 <Maurice> He looks nothing like a shepherd
54:00 <Serenity> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/20110425_German_Shepherd_Dog_8505.jpg
54:00 <simba> i heard he lives with Pieter
54:00 <simba> i heard he lives with Pieter
55:00 <Serenity> that dog hell looks like doc.
55:00 <Loof> dogs i can handle
55:00 <Loof> i love dogs
55:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, so twins
55:00 <Loof> except the noisy little yappy ones
55:00 <Serenity> much same
55:00 <Loof> eat them
55:00 <Saemon> i like the color of those dogs in that dog movie 101 delmations
55:00 <Maurice> I hate yappy mutts
55:00 <Saemon> white fur with black dots
55:00 <Maurice> Er
55:00 <Saemon> what type of dogs are they?
55:00 <druidess> dogs r the best ppl
55:00 <Maurice> ...
55:00 <Loof> Saemon dalmations are actually partially blind
56:00 <Maurice> And they're born white
56:00 <Saemon> how do they get the spots then?
56:00 <Maurice> Paint
56:00 <Loof> jesus
56:00 <Maurice> He's failing at trolling
56:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/582062_10151734558972331_776391010_n.jpg
56:00 <Saemon> partially blind? is that due to the inbreeding?
56:00 <Serenity> paint me like one off yor french kitties
56:00 <druidess> nikko
56:00 <Maurice> I want that slut
56:00 <Loof> dunno saemon prolly
56:00 <Drgore> ruined it with cats
56:00 <Maurice> He's a belly rub slut
56:00 <Bastardly_One> cute dog pic coming up as soon as it uploads to FB frpm my phone
56:00 <doctor> it's a mystery
56:00 <doctor> it's a mystery
57:00 <Loof> ps sorry for making fun of ur disability last time saemon, that was low as shit
57:00 <Serenity> he loves a belly rub Maurice
57:00 <Loof> my damn schizo causes mood swings is all
57:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1471386_10151701995467331_13285052_n.jpg
57:00 <Saemon> yeah no worries loof, apology accepted. 
57:00 <Loof> :)
57:00 <Maurice> Check out my mums ugly bitch https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/603947_10151327782310844_2042746059_n.jpg
57:00 <Saemon> its all water under the bridge bro 
57:00 <Saemon> :)
57:00 <Maurice> And she slobbers terribly
57:00 <Loof> cool
57:00 <doctor> `seen pz
57:00 <prowl> doctor, I found 4 matches to your query: Kick, barbaranne, simbaa, pz. Kick ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to screwss on #sydney 8 weeks 55 minutes ago (15.12. 00:02), but screwss mysteriously dematerialized.
57:00 <doctor> `seen pz
57:00 <prowl> doctor, I found 4 matches to your query: Kick, barbaranne, simbaa, pz. Kick ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to screwss on #sydney 8 weeks 55 minutes ago (15.12. 00:02), but screwss mysteriously dematerialized.
58:00 <Loof> wish i had a dog to cuddle atm
58:00 <Serenity> speaking of homer
58:00 <Serenity> hes on me now
58:00 <Drgore> LOOK AT THE CUTE WRINKLES
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> imagine if screwss was pz...
58:00 <doctor> apparently homeless in SA now
58:00 <doctor> he used to live 5 minutes from me
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> imagine if screwss was pz...
58:00 <doctor> apparently homeless in SA now
58:00 <doctor> he used to live 5 minutes from me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> must of deleted it
59:00 <Maurice> Shes a dogue de bordeaux
59:00 <Maurice> Turner and Hooch dog
59:00 <doctor> Show some people
59:00 <Drgore> classy frencj bitch
59:00 <Saemon> lol its funny how the topic is about dogs atm, everyones talking about it. im waiting for the inevitable mention of beastiality lol
59:00 <Maurice> She touched my knee with her face once, my entire knee was wet with drool
59:00 <Loof> i often dream about dogs dicks
59:00 <simba> hes prob 5 mins from me 
59:00 <simba> hes prob 5 mins from me 
00:00 <Drgore> I almost went there with "classy french bitch"
00:00 <Serenity> wow Saemon.
00:00 <Serenity> killed it bro
00:00 <Maurice> Lol https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1012894_10151830106290844_1444880690_n.jpg
00:00 <Saemon> lol nawwww
00:00 <Drgore> look at the dogy!
00:00 <Serenity> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/346/659/c4c.png
00:00 <doctor> i've met up with him before, he could never make eye contact
00:00 <Mew> you met pz?
00:00 <doctor> when I spoke with him it was like he was speaking with the wall behind me
00:00 <simba> thats jerome right
00:00 <doctor> yeah
00:00 <simba> lol awesome
00:00 <Mew> whaaaaaaaaaaat
00:00 <Mew> that is badass
00:00 <doctor> good bloke, let me in his house
00:00 <Mew> how did you line that up doctor?
00:00 <simba> maybe i will go to that shelter on hindley street and ask around for jerome
00:00 <doctor> i've met up with him before, he could never make eye contact
00:00 <Mew> you met pz?
00:00 <doctor> when I spoke with him it was like he was speaking with the wall behind me
00:00 <simba> thats jerome right
00:00 <doctor> yeah
00:00 <simba> lol awesome
00:00 <Mew> whaaaaaaaaaaat
00:00 <Mew> that is badass
00:00 <doctor> good bloke, let me in his house
00:00 <Mew> how did you line that up doctor?
00:00 <simba> maybe i will go to that shelter on hindley street and ask around for jerome
01:00 <Serenity> ^ Saemon right now
01:00 <Saemon> that pic its sif the dog is saying "what about meeeeeeeeeeee :("
01:00 <Serenity> she looks like an ood
01:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/535773_10151830106270844_1816060937_n.jpg
01:00 <Maurice> Shes a dumb fuck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha Serenity
01:00 <Maurice> She is literally as dumb as Doc
01:00 <Mew> asif hes in adelaide now
01:00 <Mew> id meet him
01:00 <Mew> id have mace within arms reach but id definitely meet him incase hes the fun kind of crazy
01:00 <doctor> yeah he wouldn't hurt a fly. he's all talk
01:00 <Serenity> pz isnt jerome..
01:00 <Mew> asif hes in adelaide now
01:00 <Mew> id meet him
01:00 <Mew> id have mace within arms reach but id definitely meet him incase hes the fun kind of crazy
01:00 <doctor> yeah he wouldn't hurt a fly. he's all talk
01:00 <Serenity> pz isnt jerome..
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I can fit a screwdriver in my pee hole
02:00 <Serenity> i dont want to know
02:00 <Loof> ie is a real bitch to develop for
02:00 <doctor> screw driver in the peehole is pretty impressive
02:00 <Saemon> LOL Serenity
02:00 <druidess> .
02:00 <Saemon> thats a good one
02:00 <Loof> a page that works properly on firefox and chrome will just die on ie
02:00 <Loof> major hassle
02:00 <doctor> pz is shane
02:00 <Serenity> ^^
02:00 <Mew> so which one did you meet doctor?
02:00 <Serenity> pz
02:00 <simba> oh
02:00 <simba> shane the christian
02:00 <simba> i always confuse pz and plivent
02:00 <doctor> pz is shane
02:00 <Serenity> ^^
02:00 <Mew> so which one did you meet doctor?
02:00 <Serenity> pz
02:00 <simba> oh
02:00 <simba> shane the christian
02:00 <simba> i always confuse pz and plivent
03:00 <Saemon> omg OT abit, robocop is out
03:00 <Saemon> the remake
03:00 <Saemon> cant wait to see it
03:00 <Saemon> i like the fact that peter weller is in it
03:00 <Drgore> isn't it pg13
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can you just like shut up and die?
03:00 <Saemon> and how they have refrences to the original robocop model
03:00 <Mew> damn i really wanted it to be jerome
03:00 <Serenity> what happened to jerome
03:00 <Mew> the other one is a bit boring
03:00 <Serenity> he fell off the face of irc
03:00 <Mew> `seen plivent
03:00 <prowl> Mew, I found 2 matches to your query: hitler, plivent. hitler ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to johnny on #melbourne 23 weeks 3 days 22 hours 29 minutes ago (28.08. 02:34), but johnny mysteriously dematerialized.
03:00 <doctor> he's not christian, just a vagabond asocial
03:00 <Serenity> he'd wanna have a better personality irl
03:00 <Serenity> cause hes fucking pathetic here
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin what about crimson_chaos
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> he was a cunt
03:00 <Mew> damn i really wanted it to be jerome
03:00 <Serenity> what happened to jerome
03:00 <Mew> the other one is a bit boring
03:00 <Serenity> he fell off the face of irc
03:00 <Mew> `seen plivent
03:00 <prowl> Mew, I found 2 matches to your query: hitler, plivent. hitler ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to johnny on #melbourne 23 weeks 3 days 22 hours 29 minutes ago (28.08. 02:34), but johnny mysteriously dematerialized.
03:00 <doctor> he's not christian, just a vagabond asocial
03:00 <Serenity> he'd wanna have a better personality irl
03:00 <Serenity> cause hes fucking pathetic here
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin what about crimson_chaos
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> he was a cunt
04:00 <Saemon> whoa wth Bastardly_One
04:00 <Saemon> where did that come from?
04:00 <Loof> b1 he's being cool
04:00 <Loof> give him a chance
04:00 <Saemon> yea...wth did have i done to you tonight b1?
04:00 <Drgore> robocop is pg14
04:00 <Drgore> er
04:00 <Drgore> pg13
04:00 <Loof> well that fucks that
04:00 <xm> ive heard him talk over this chat thing
04:00 <xm> and he sounds very nervous/jittery
04:00 <Serenity> he wanted to meet up with me, but i dont know if he really wanted to or he was talking shit. either way i wasnt going
04:00 <xm> or maybe it was my manly presence that intimidated him
04:00 <Mew> our friend has a voice message left by pandasdontdrive on his phone yelling about missing dvds and he samples it in some of his songs
04:00 <simba> lmao
04:00 <xm> have you met many Perth IRC people Serenity ?
04:00 <xm> ive heard him talk over this chat thing
04:00 <xm> and he sounds very nervous/jittery
04:00 <Serenity> he wanted to meet up with me, but i dont know if he really wanted to or he was talking shit. either way i wasnt going
04:00 <xm> or maybe it was my manly presence that intimidated him
04:00 <Mew> our friend has a voice message left by pandasdontdrive on his phone yelling about missing dvds and he samples it in some of his songs
04:00 <simba> lmao
04:00 <xm> have you met many Perth IRC people Serenity ?
05:00 <Loof> another transformers
05:00 <Saemon> yea shia lebouf ruins transmorfemrs for me
05:00 <Saemon> i wish they would do away with all the human characters
05:00 <Loof> ye
05:00 <Saemon> and just have the movie based on cybertron
05:00 <Serenity> no
05:00 <xm> LOL Mew !
05:00 <xm> link me up
05:00 <doctor> I've met a few
05:00 <xm> yeah, i met heaps ages ago. lost count
05:00 <Mew> hes gone all undercover now so ill have to ask him to put it up again
05:00 <xm> but not really interested anymore
05:00 <Serenity> ive met like 2 perth irc people
05:00 <simba> panda left me a hell long msg once that i completely forgot about where he was threatening me at the start but by the end he was calling me bro
05:00 <xm> what genre Mew ?
05:00 <Mew> oh.. hard to describe
05:00 <Serenity> no
05:00 <xm> LOL Mew !
05:00 <xm> link me up
05:00 <doctor> I've met a few
05:00 <xm> yeah, i met heaps ages ago. lost count
05:00 <Mew> hes gone all undercover now so ill have to ask him to put it up again
05:00 <xm> but not really interested anymore
05:00 <Serenity> ive met like 2 perth irc people
05:00 <simba> panda left me a hell long msg once that i completely forgot about where he was threatening me at the start but by the end he was calling me bro
05:00 <xm> what genre Mew ?
05:00 <Mew> oh.. hard to describe
06:00 <Loof> or not made it fucking teenagers are the main characters
06:00 <Serenity> Maurice
06:00 <Loof> nobody likes teenageers
06:00 <Saemon> yeah
06:00 <Maurice> Yo
06:00 <Saemon> and the teenagers parents 
06:00 <Saemon> i hate sams mum
06:00 <Mew> noise?
06:00 <Serenity> and theres a few that went into perth i went to school with so they dont count
06:00 <xm> why am i sampling piet when i can work off panda
06:00 <xm> he'll rant for hours leaving me with a goldmine to edit
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
06:00 <Mew> huhu
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> hephalump_j
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was a scrag
06:00 <simba> you should paste his ranting into microsoft sam
06:00 <Mew> we should have a 2014 irc meet
06:00 <Serenity> man i love microsoft sam
06:00 <Serenity> what a champ
06:00 <Mew> someone would probably get murdered
06:00 <Mew> probably me
06:00 <Mew> noise?
06:00 <Serenity> and theres a few that went into perth i went to school with so they dont count
06:00 <xm> why am i sampling piet when i can work off panda
06:00 <xm> he'll rant for hours leaving me with a goldmine to edit
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
06:00 <Mew> huhu
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> hephalump_j
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was a scrag
06:00 <simba> you should paste his ranting into microsoft sam
06:00 <Mew> we should have a 2014 irc meet
06:00 <Serenity> man i love microsoft sam
06:00 <Serenity> what a champ
06:00 <Mew> someone would probably get murdered
06:00 <Mew> probably me
07:00 <Saemon> i want more megatron screen time
07:00 <Saemon> not that annoying bitch
07:00 <Loof> would have been so much better if it was MA
07:00 <Serenity> This just stole my pillow maurice
07:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/efHPam9
07:00 <Maurice> Lol I want him
07:00 <Serenity> hes such a pretty slut
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah bro
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> me bro
07:00 <Mew> if we stick together maybe we can survive
07:00 <simba> maybe
07:00 <Serenity> there is far too much grenadine in the bottom of my glass
07:00 <Serenity> ugh
07:00 <xm> The Log Cabin  [Rated R for Horror, Sex scenes, Drug Use, Violence]
07:00 <Mew> we can use your tasmanian zebra as a shield
07:00 <doctor> those left here just before austnet kicks the bucket will have something to tell to their great grand children
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah bro
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> me bro
07:00 <Mew> if we stick together maybe we can survive
07:00 <simba> maybe
07:00 <Serenity> there is far too much grenadine in the bottom of my glass
07:00 <Serenity> ugh
07:00 <xm> The Log Cabin  [Rated R for Horror, Sex scenes, Drug Use, Violence]
07:00 <Mew> we can use your tasmanian zebra as a shield
07:00 <doctor> those left here just before austnet kicks the bucket will have something to tell to their great grand children
08:00 <Saemon> sadly i think they like to make it big franchises like this pg
08:00 <Maurice> He's all, wtf are you gonna do about it
08:00 <Serenity> hahah
08:00 <Saemon> all so they can market the merch to kids
08:00 <Saemon> fucken toys n shit
08:00 <Loof> yeah i see
08:00 <Loof> never thought of that
08:00 <Loof> that sucks
08:00 <Saemon> they see the movie then they gon want the toys at big w
08:00 <Mew> LOL fuck xm
08:00 <xm> like the cabin from evil dead
08:00 <Serenity> that movie is hilarious
08:00 <Serenity> i want to watch it
08:00 <Mew> seriously shut up its really dark outside
08:00 <xm> i saw one of the evil dead sequels
08:00 <xm> cant rememebr which one
08:00 <Mew> id prefer it if a little bit of wee didnt come out just because a moth hits the window or something
08:00 <xm> the one where he shrinks
08:00 <Serenity> mew lives in the evil dead log cabin
08:00 <Serenity> oooo
08:00 <xm> well there are millions of tiny hims
08:00 <xm> it did my head in
08:00 <Mew> LOL fuck xm
08:00 <xm> like the cabin from evil dead
08:00 <Serenity> that movie is hilarious
08:00 <Serenity> i want to watch it
08:00 <Mew> seriously shut up its really dark outside
08:00 <xm> i saw one of the evil dead sequels
08:00 <xm> cant rememebr which one
08:00 <Mew> id prefer it if a little bit of wee didnt come out just because a moth hits the window or something
08:00 <xm> the one where he shrinks
08:00 <Serenity> mew lives in the evil dead log cabin
08:00 <Serenity> oooo
08:00 <xm> well there are millions of tiny hims
08:00 <xm> it did my head in
09:00 <doctor> i like teenagers
09:00 <Drgore> hold on
09:00 <Drgore> i have a line
09:00 <doctor> "back before the tweet and the facebuckets there was a ye ol virtual world which name shall never be mentioned again"
09:00 <Mew> that sounds like an acid trip not a movie
09:00 <xm> Mew: would you be against a gun being in the house?
09:00 <Serenity> have you seen the original evil dead mew?
09:00 <Serenity> its fucking borked
09:00 <Mew> are you fucking joking LOL
09:00 <Mew> i have a spear gun
09:00 <xm> hahah
09:00 <Mew> i guess that would do the job
09:00 <Mew> it looks intimidating
09:00 <doctor> "back before the tweet and the facebuckets there was a ye ol virtual world which name shall never be mentioned again"
09:00 <Mew> that sounds like an acid trip not a movie
09:00 <xm> Mew: would you be against a gun being in the house?
09:00 <Serenity> have you seen the original evil dead mew?
09:00 <Serenity> its fucking borked
09:00 <Mew> are you fucking joking LOL
09:00 <Mew> i have a spear gun
09:00 <xm> hahah
09:00 <Mew> i guess that would do the job
09:00 <Mew> it looks intimidating
10:00 <Drgore> I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
10:00 <Drgore> or is it I'd
10:00 <Loof> going back to uni as an adult student surrounded by stupid teens sucked ass
10:00 <doctor> i'm really attracted to them sexually but considering it's illegal to have sex with them it causes a great deal of grief in my life
10:00 <Serenity> doctor.
10:00 <Mew> i havent seen any of the evil deads Serenity
10:00 <Serenity> you should
10:00 <Mew> scary movies are too scary
10:00 <Serenity> good laugh
10:00 <doctor> i only saw the first two
10:00 <doctor> i quite liked them
10:00 <Mew> oh is it a comedy?
10:00 <Serenity> nah
10:00 <Mew> i havent seen any of the evil deads Serenity
10:00 <Serenity> you should
10:00 <Mew> scary movies are too scary
10:00 <Serenity> good laugh
10:00 <doctor> i only saw the first two
10:00 <doctor> i quite liked them
10:00 <Mew> oh is it a comedy?
10:00 <Serenity> nah
11:00 <doctor> lol
11:00 <Drgore> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY0r9AGs79k
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'd Buy That for a Dollar (Ten Minutes) (Sep 11, 2011) 10:01 - Category: Entertainment - 31,607 views - 179 likes (93.7%), 12 dislikes (6.3%)
11:00 <Loof> 18<doctor18> i like teenagers <-- and i thought that sounded pedo
11:00 <Saemon> there wont be much teens at uni
11:00 <Saemon> they would by teens for only 2 yrs
11:00 <Loof> ye
11:00 <Serenity> they're meant to be horror but its just not horror anymore
11:00 <Mew> the last scary movie i saw was house on haunted hill
11:00 <xm> i did find the first one kinda scary
11:00 <Mew> i dont wanna know how advanced they are now
11:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last one i watched
11:00 <Serenity> maybe the conjuring at the cinema
11:00 <xm> im assuming you mean the remake Mew
11:00 <xm> the original is not scary at all
11:00 <Serenity> im getting a bit soft in my old age though they freak me out
11:00 <Serenity> they're meant to be horror but its just not horror anymore
11:00 <Mew> the last scary movie i saw was house on haunted hill
11:00 <xm> i did find the first one kinda scary
11:00 <Mew> i dont wanna know how advanced they are now
11:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last one i watched
11:00 <Serenity> maybe the conjuring at the cinema
11:00 <xm> im assuming you mean the remake Mew
11:00 <xm> the original is not scary at all
11:00 <Serenity> im getting a bit soft in my old age though they freak me out
12:00 <Loof> but they sucked, they treat muture aged students like shit
12:00 <Saemon> how so?
12:00 <Loof> snobby spoiled little fucks
12:00 <Loof> just comments
12:00 <Serenity> old people are nothing to youngsters
12:00 <Serenity> and if you're over 25 you're old
12:00 <Loof> i cant stand em
12:00 <Maurice> OLD BITCH
12:00 <xm> and yeah i found the remake frightening
12:00 <Mew> when did the original come out?
12:00 <xm> 1959
12:00 <Mew> oh it was the remake lol
12:00 <xm> before people settled on your island
12:00 <Mew> i think there might have been aboriginals here then
12:00 <doctor> the first tried to pass itself as the typical teenage horror flick but the second was decent enough not to take itself too seriously
12:00 <xm> i was kidding
12:00 <xm> anyway the original had vincent price
12:00 <Mew> oh LOL
12:00 <xm> and he kinda camps up movies
12:00 <xm> and yeah i found the remake frightening
12:00 <Mew> when did the original come out?
12:00 <xm> 1959
12:00 <Mew> oh it was the remake lol
12:00 <xm> before people settled on your island
12:00 <Mew> i think there might have been aboriginals here then
12:00 <doctor> the first tried to pass itself as the typical teenage horror flick but the second was decent enough not to take itself too seriously
12:00 <xm> i was kidding
12:00 <xm> anyway the original had vincent price
12:00 <Mew> oh LOL
12:00 <xm> and he kinda camps up movies
13:00 <Serenity> OLDER BITCH
13:00 <Maurice> Damnit
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <druidess> look at that guy he has grey hair
13:00 <Drgore> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA__eBQAVVg
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Wrestled A Bear Once ""You Know That Ain't Them Dogs' Real Voices" Official Music Video (Jul 5, 2011) 3:56 - Category: Film and Animation - 1,614,134 views - 11,064 likes (85.1%), 1,938 dislikes (14.9%)
13:00 <doctor> i only see them as objects so it doesnt really matter what they think
13:00 <Loof> i'd much prefer the company of older people
13:00 <Maurice> We were talking age at school the other day, and I said Cam will be 42 and one of them goes 'is he that old? I thought he was your age'
13:00 <Maurice> So either he looks younger, or I look 42 :/
13:00 <Serenity> rofll he doesnt look 42
13:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
13:00 <druidess> im thinking the latter
13:00 <Maurice> Shut up, bitch
13:00 <Serenity> its probably because hes short
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> you mean my tasmanian mother in law lol
13:00 <Mew> oh there were definitely whities here then too
13:00 <Serenity> i used to watch nothing but horror but since ive gotten older they creep me out more its strange
13:00 <Serenity> even once ive watched a million times
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> you mean my tasmanian mother in law lol
13:00 <Mew> oh there were definitely whities here then too
13:00 <Serenity> i used to watch nothing but horror but since ive gotten older they creep me out more its strange
13:00 <Serenity> even once ive watched a million times
14:00 <Maurice> Lol
14:00 <druidess> :)
14:00 <Maurice> He's not that short
14:00 <Maurice> He's 5'11 ish
14:00 <Serenity> not to you
14:00 <Serenity> compared to other men hes short
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Maurice> I still get neck strain kissing him
14:00 <Serenity> my ex's cousin is like 6'5 or something
14:00 <Serenity> and his mrs is barely 5ft
14:00 <Serenity> it looks hilarious
14:00 <Loof> i'm nearly 40, wonder what my chances are of snagging a hot little number in her 20s
14:00 <Maurice> Yeah, one of my exes was 6'6
14:00 <Maurice> That was bad
14:00 <Maurice> Zero to none, Loof
14:00 <doctor> yeah that is strange
14:00 <xm> last movie to freak me out is the conjuring
14:00 <xm> what that if you havent
14:00 <stompin> ooooooooooo
14:00 <xm> watch*
14:00 <Mew> i watched the ring with some friends at a sleepover and i laughed when the horse fell off the boat
14:00 <Serenity> i watched it at the cinema xm
14:00 <xm> what did you think?
14:00 <Serenity> i really liked it
14:00 <doctor> yeah that is strange
14:00 <xm> last movie to freak me out is the conjuring
14:00 <xm> what that if you havent
14:00 <stompin> ooooooooooo
14:00 <xm> watch*
14:00 <Mew> i watched the ring with some friends at a sleepover and i laughed when the horse fell off the boat
14:00 <Serenity> i watched it at the cinema xm
14:00 <xm> what did you think?
14:00 <Serenity> i really liked it
15:00 <Loof> prolly
15:00 <Serenity> do what piet does
15:00 <Serenity> get them hooked on drugs first
15:00 <druidess> pretty good if you got a stack of drugs n booze loof
15:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:00 <druidess> piets catch phrase: ill look after you
15:00 <Serenity> very spooky
15:00 <xm> you know the psychic woman?
15:00 <Mew> then when the lights went out and we all went to sleep a huntsman crawled on my face and i smooshed my hand into my face thinking it was a stray hair then went to the bathroom and turned the light on to see a massive squished spider on my face
15:00 <Mew> blamed it on the horse
15:00 <Serenity> ive read about her yeah
15:00 <Mew> hated horror movies since
15:00 <Mew> fuck you huntsman
15:00 <Serenity> i dont know what i think of her
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol huntsman
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin girl
15:00 <xm> that woman does have a cameo
15:00 <xm> she's in the crowd at the lecture
15:00 <xm> the old woman with boofy grey hair
15:00 <Serenity> yeah
15:00 <Serenity> her and her husband were responcible for the amittyville stuff
15:00 <Serenity> which turned out to be a load of cock and bull
15:00 <Serenity> very spooky
15:00 <xm> you know the psychic woman?
15:00 <Mew> then when the lights went out and we all went to sleep a huntsman crawled on my face and i smooshed my hand into my face thinking it was a stray hair then went to the bathroom and turned the light on to see a massive squished spider on my face
15:00 <Mew> blamed it on the horse
15:00 <Serenity> ive read about her yeah
15:00 <Mew> hated horror movies since
15:00 <Mew> fuck you huntsman
15:00 <Serenity> i dont know what i think of her
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol huntsman
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin girl
15:00 <xm> that woman does have a cameo
15:00 <xm> she's in the crowd at the lecture
15:00 <xm> the old woman with boofy grey hair
15:00 <Serenity> yeah
15:00 <Serenity> her and her husband were responcible for the amittyville stuff
15:00 <Serenity> which turned out to be a load of cock and bull
16:00 <Loof> kissed a 19 year old chinese girl in psych ward. good body but she had zits and didn't wash
16:00 <Drgore> used to pick up at pubs. Now it's supermarkets
16:00 <Maurice> Was it Meaw?
16:00 <Drgore> this is what happens when you get old
16:00 <Maurice> He was 30 and hooked me, a hot little number at 21..
16:00 <druidess> in the fruit n veg section?
16:00 <Serenity> didnt wash her fur hole?
16:00 <Maurice> Lol
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> my mrs had a cameo in MiB
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was that centipede boss thing
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> my mrs had a cameo in MiB
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was that centipede boss thing
17:00 <Maurice> Needed a high pressure hose?
17:00 <Loof> i had to wash her clothes
17:00 <Saemon> loof - 3 things that might give u a good chance: 1. try and get 20-something chick who has daddy abandonment issues, 2. get fit and shredded, 3, get rich
17:00 <Maurice> 4- get legs
17:00 <Serenity> or just get them hooked on smack
17:00 <Saemon> ive seen much older lookin men with young chicks 
17:00 <Serenity> they have giant cocks
17:00 <Saemon> but they look like celebs, high flyer businessmen n stuff
17:00 <Mew> lmfao
17:00 <Mew> lmfao
18:00 <Maurice> And know how to use them
18:00 <druidess> shit loads of money
18:00 <doctor> join islam
18:00 <doctor> no problems
18:00 <Maurice> Nothing worse than a small dick who can't use it
18:00 <doctor> my dicks nothing special
18:00 <Serenity> good thing we didnt ask about it
18:00 <doctor> and i'm not sure if i'm capable of using it properly
18:00 <Maurice> I reckon
18:00 <Loof> i couldn't compete with people living at home when i was in my 20's, didn't matter how buffed i was, i was broke living in a boarding house
18:00 <Serenity> mm getting sleepy
18:00 <ViolentJ> youre a disgusting pig of an excuse for a human being
18:00 <Serenity> mm getting sleepy
18:00 <ViolentJ> youre a disgusting pig of an excuse for a human being
19:00 <Maurice> Although picture proof wouldn't hurt
19:00 <Serenity> ^
19:00 <Drgore> to add to the folder of their pic dicks
19:00 <Maurice> Exactly
19:00 <simba> calm down 
19:00 <simba> calm down 
20:00 <Maurice> Most of my dick pics are on my old laptop, alas
20:00 <Serenity> well duh
20:00 <Serenity> im not asking for it to print in the fecking news paper
20:00 <Drgore> dick pics and cat picks
20:00 <Maurice> So for all of you dudes who sent me cock pics, please resend
20:00 <Drgore> don't fap to the wrong folder
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> just coz i can come up with a better insult of her than u can
20:00 <ViolentJ> as true as it may be its still a dog act
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> just coz i can come up with a better insult of her than u can
20:00 <ViolentJ> as true as it may be its still a dog act
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
21:00 <Saemon> wanst there one with your hand holding a cock Maurice?
21:00 <Loof> cats now cocks
21:00 <Maurice> No, Saemon, that was your lame attempt at photoshop
21:00 <Maurice> Wasn't even a nice dick
21:00 <Maurice> Up your game or fuck off
22:00 <doctor> lol
22:00 <Mew> http://m5.i.pbase.com/u11/jesse/upload/2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg
22:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
22:00 <Serenity> put zebra stripes on it
22:00 <Serenity> twins
22:00 <Mew> hi FolkDancer
22:00 <Mew> http://m5.i.pbase.com/u11/jesse/upload/2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg
22:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
22:00 <Serenity> put zebra stripes on it
22:00 <Serenity> twins
22:00 <Mew> hi FolkDancer
23:00 <Serenity> jeez louise
23:00 <doctor> yeah don't blame loof
23:00 <doctor> but it is a friday night
23:00 <Serenity> wha?
23:00 <Saemon> hi FolkDancer
23:00 <Saemon> are you new? welcome to melbourne
23:00 <Mew> i love it when new chatters come in all excited and ready to chat their bums off
23:00 <Saemon> im saemon, its nice to meet you
23:00 <Mew> thats how i know theyre gonna be a genuinely new really cool chatter
23:00 <Mew> welcome FolkDancer
23:00 <FolkDancer> hi Mew and Saemon
23:00 <Mew> where are you from FolkDancer?
23:00 <Serenity> FolkDancer seems chipper
23:00 <Saemon> hi FolkDancer
23:00 <Saemon> are you new? welcome to melbourne
23:00 <Mew> i love it when new chatters come in all excited and ready to chat their bums off
23:00 <Saemon> im saemon, its nice to meet you
23:00 <Mew> thats how i know theyre gonna be a genuinely new really cool chatter
23:00 <Mew> welcome FolkDancer
23:00 <FolkDancer> hi Mew and Saemon
23:00 <Mew> where are you from FolkDancer?
23:00 <Serenity> FolkDancer seems chipper
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would be weird
24:00 <FolkDancer> montreal canada
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> im a twin with my mother in law
24:00 <Mew> LMFAO
24:00 <Mew> stahp
24:00 <Saemon> an montreal...montreal screwjob bret hart
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would be weird
24:00 <FolkDancer> montreal canada
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> im a twin with my mother in law
24:00 <Mew> LMFAO
24:00 <Mew> stahp
24:00 <Saemon> an montreal...montreal screwjob bret hart
25:00 <Saemon> haha tully and drew have broken up now
25:00 <Maurice> Who
25:00 <Saemon> bet she regrets cheating on her lesbian gf now
25:00 <FolkDancer> yep i heard abt that; not up to date on that :(
25:00 <Mew> is there any way we can get in touch with plivent and ask him to come back?
25:00 <Serenity> is he still on that dating site
25:00 <FolkDancer> yep i heard abt that; not up to date on that :(
25:00 <Mew> is there any way we can get in touch with plivent and ask him to come back?
25:00 <Serenity> is he still on that dating site
26:00 <Saemon> tully and drew, housemates of bigbrother 2013
26:00 <Mew> didnt even know he was on one
26:00 <Serenity> sif faux didnt show you
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <Mew> newp
26:00 <Mew> was it recently?
26:00 <Serenity> amoosh taco
26:00 <Serenity> moosh
26:00 <Mew> didnt even know he was on one
26:00 <Serenity> sif faux didnt show you
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <Mew> newp
26:00 <Mew> was it recently?
26:00 <Serenity> amoosh taco
26:00 <Serenity> moosh
27:00 <Mew> it mightve been before my time
27:00 <Serenity> on ok cupid
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> we should count how many photos of ppl in here have genital photos on the internet
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp derp photos people in the photos people derp
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> engrish
27:00 <[Maverick]> taco
27:00 <[Maverick]> where 
27:00 <Mew> it mightve been before my time
27:00 <Serenity> on ok cupid
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> we should count how many photos of ppl in here have genital photos on the internet
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp derp photos people in the photos people derp
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> engrish
27:00 <[Maverick]> taco
27:00 <[Maverick]> where 
28:00 <druidess> shit hey
28:00 <druidess> tullys a fishface
28:00 <Mew> taco taco taco
28:00 <Mew> - j lo
28:00 <[Maverick]> taco kisses 
28:00 <Mew> taco taco taco
28:00 <Mew> - j lo
28:00 <[Maverick]> taco kisses 
30:00 <Saemon> haha i reckon more like a cats face
30:00 <Saemon> her eyes and her cheels
30:00 <Saemon> cheeks
30:00 <Saemon> reminds me of cats
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... these are good
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/02/04/next-time-you-post-your-phone-number-in-a-public-place-think-again/
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> is pieters vid questionable
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> or is it legit
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz like.. if its legit.. he has the mankiest feet ever
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> is pieters vid questionable
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> or is it legit
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz like.. if its legit.. he has the mankiest feet ever
31:00 <Saemon> damn comedians are so awkward on Q&A
31:00 <Saemon> why do they even have them on the panel?
32:00 <Drgore> BAHAHAHAHA
32:00 <Saemon> they got nothing serious or contructive to contribute, and when they do speak up its just lame jokes that gets a courtesy laugh from the audience and the panel
32:00 <Saemon> and then are ignored again
32:00 <Saemon> when the politicians and experts go back to serious discussion
32:00 <Saemon> its so cringworthy
32:00 <[Maverick]> lol, you know it's a slow night when waix is wanting authenticity on a shitty wank video
32:00 <simba> montreal rise up
32:00 <[Maverick]> lol, you know it's a slow night when waix is wanting authenticity on a shitty wank video
32:00 <simba> montreal rise up
33:00 <Loof> tv is cringeworthy period
33:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is he thinking of pieters wank video
33:00 <ViolentJ> he wants to have a wank
33:00 <xm> he got banned for death threats or something on okcupid
33:00 <xm> his soundcloud is around though
33:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is he thinking of pieters wank video
33:00 <ViolentJ> he wants to have a wank
33:00 <xm> he got banned for death threats or something on okcupid
33:00 <xm> his soundcloud is around though
34:00 <Drgore> was Q&A good
34:00 <druidess> lol clown
34:00 <Drgore> i have to dl it iview
34:00 <simba> who
34:00 <xm> he had his personal facebook on there too at one time, which someone found, and contacted his family
34:00 <xm> plivent
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> [23:27] <WaixYourLegs> we should count how many photos of ppl in here have genital photos on the internet
34:00 <simba> who
34:00 <xm> he had his personal facebook on there too at one time, which someone found, and contacted his family
34:00 <xm> plivent
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> [23:27] <WaixYourLegs> we should count how many photos of ppl in here have genital photos on the internet
35:00 <simba> anyone whos sent them over MMS would so millions
35:00 <simba> would too*
35:00 <[Maverick]> we know you don't.. cause not many people have access to the hubble telescope 
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> telescope makes things far away really close
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> yderp
35:00 <simba> anyone whos sent them over MMS would so millions
35:00 <simba> would too*
35:00 <[Maverick]> we know you don't.. cause not many people have access to the hubble telescope 
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> telescope makes things far away really close
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> yderp
36:00 <Saemon> it was good if u enjoy watching it be awkward for that middle eatern comedian bloke
36:00 <Saemon> ahkmal salid i think his name is
36:00 <xm> use it in the other direction
36:00 <Serenity> i have [Maverick]'s genitals on my phone
36:00 <Mew> oh my gooooooooooooooooooood Serenity!!!!!!!!
36:00 <[Maverick]> exactly WaixYourLegs
36:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
36:00 <Mew> i have never seen that before LOL
36:00 <Serenity> really??
36:00 <Serenity> hahah
36:00 <ViolentJ> i have [Maverick]'s genitals on my phone too
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> make his cock look really far away?
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> wot?
36:00 <xm> maverick is gir right?
36:00 <Serenity> yes
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
36:00 <xm> use it in the other direction
36:00 <Serenity> i have [Maverick]'s genitals on my phone
36:00 <Mew> oh my gooooooooooooooooooood Serenity!!!!!!!!
36:00 <[Maverick]> exactly WaixYourLegs
36:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
36:00 <Mew> i have never seen that before LOL
36:00 <Serenity> really??
36:00 <Serenity> hahah
36:00 <ViolentJ> i have [Maverick]'s genitals on my phone too
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> make his cock look really far away?
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> wot?
36:00 <xm> maverick is gir right?
36:00 <Serenity> yes
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
37:00 <druidess> hes funny
37:00 <Drgore> best ep was when theat guy passed out
37:00 <Saemon> other than that, it was a pretty average panal
37:00 <druidess> not always funny when ppl pass out
37:00 <Drgore> the indian one last year was good
37:00 <Saemon> when was this Drgore?
37:00 <Saemon> who was it that passed out?
37:00 <xm> if so ive seen the bathroom pic, but i think it was tucked
37:00 <xm> might be another person
37:00 <Serenity> LOL
37:00 <xm> perth...small place
37:00 <Serenity> he has a bathroom one but it was covered by a hat i think
37:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHA 
37:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
37:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/Y0VBp80.jpg
37:00 <xm> if so ive seen the bathroom pic, but i think it was tucked
37:00 <xm> might be another person
37:00 <Serenity> LOL
37:00 <xm> perth...small place
37:00 <Serenity> he has a bathroom one but it was covered by a hat i think
37:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHA 
37:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
37:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/Y0VBp80.jpg
38:00 <Drgore> last year a guy passed out
38:00 <druidess> a few did
38:00 <Drgore> have to google it cause the guy never even got a chande to talk
38:00 <Saemon> ah yep that indian one was awesome, had a big issue big feel about it
38:00 <Drgore> yes druidess, I get your point :)
38:00 <doctor> Loof is right, TV doesn't hold that interactivity that IRC offers and Twitter/facebook is too serious to ever take itself seriously
38:00 <druidess> just like passed oyt from nerves?
38:00 <doctor> what is?
38:00 <Serenity> LOL fuck
38:00 <Serenity> happy nut.
38:00 <xm> i remember drawing a smiley on my dick with a marker when i was about 6. it felt like it was BURNING
38:00 <doctor> what is?
38:00 <Serenity> LOL fuck
38:00 <Serenity> happy nut.
38:00 <xm> i remember drawing a smiley on my dick with a marker when i was about 6. it felt like it was BURNING
39:00 <Saemon> once didnt some protestor throw shoes at john howard or something?
39:00 <Drgore> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_kQgCtMhU
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simon Sheikh Has A Seizure On Live Tv Collapse During QandA Program 7/2/2012 (Jul 2, 2012) 1:04 - Category: News and Politics - 24,999 views - 17 likes (85%), 3 dislikes (15%)
39:00 <druidess> irc has turned to shit
39:00 <Loof> too much cats and cocks
39:00 <Drgore> yep saw that too
39:00 <Saemon> ah yep i remember that now Drgore
39:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick
39:00 <Serenity> it would be like a fucken billboard
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> whos was the cunt pic?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> gfaux?
39:00 <Serenity> id write something new one it every day
39:00 <Serenity> on
39:00 <simba> me 2
39:00 <ViolentJ> and stick it in things
39:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick
39:00 <Serenity> it would be like a fucken billboard
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> whos was the cunt pic?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> gfaux?
39:00 <Serenity> id write something new one it every day
39:00 <Serenity> on
39:00 <simba> me 2
39:00 <ViolentJ> and stick it in things
40:00 <Drgore> fuck I love ABC
40:00 <druidess> theyre gonna fuck up abc
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i might get a nose ring and a macintosh
40:00 <druidess> ull look like a fag
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont be the only one
40:00 <Saemon> i hate the young ppl who are in the audience and asks questions
40:00 <druidess> nose rings on guys look shit
40:00 <Saemon> they are so pretentious
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
40:00 <Serenity> like watermelons
40:00 <Serenity> and couch holes
40:00 <ViolentJ> super suction fleshlights
40:00 <doctor> they just get in the way and consume too much energy
40:00 <Serenity> but when i got board
40:00 <Serenity> bored..
40:00 <Mew> a family friend of pirates stuck his willy in the hole of a globe off one of those stands when he was little and then he got an erection and the globe got stuck on his paynus
40:00 <Serenity> like watermelons
40:00 <Serenity> and couch holes
40:00 <ViolentJ> super suction fleshlights
40:00 <doctor> they just get in the way and consume too much energy
40:00 <Serenity> but when i got board
40:00 <Serenity> bored..
40:00 <Mew> a family friend of pirates stuck his willy in the hole of a globe off one of those stands when he was little and then he got an erection and the globe got stuck on his paynus
41:00 <Saemon> know it alls
41:00 <doctor> The thing I liked about Bush was that he was willing to put himself in front of a crowd that he knew hated him. You wouldn't see Howard or Abbott doing anything like that
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif id get a nose ring
41:00 <druidess> hey pandis ur mate Alex told me not to talk to u
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> alex
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> he isnt my mate
41:00 <druidess> yep
41:00 <druidess> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is him last nite one sec
41:00 <Serenity> like.. at the traffic lights i could just have a tickle
41:00 <Mew> the kids mum had to get it off
41:00 <Serenity> its far too much effort or a female to do that
41:00 <doctor> humans would be a lot better off it they mated like fish
41:00 <Mew> oh god theres no good way out of this story
41:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
41:00 <xm> this is why boys should be cut
41:00 <simba> dont even joke about that horrible mutilation
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> would being cut stop them getting stuck in things?
41:00 <xm> where's riverqueen
41:00 <Serenity> like.. at the traffic lights i could just have a tickle
41:00 <Mew> the kids mum had to get it off
41:00 <Serenity> its far too much effort or a female to do that
41:00 <doctor> humans would be a lot better off it they mated like fish
41:00 <Mew> oh god theres no good way out of this story
41:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
41:00 <xm> this is why boys should be cut
41:00 <simba> dont even joke about that horrible mutilation
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> would being cut stop them getting stuck in things?
41:00 <xm> where's riverqueen
42:00 <Loof> Saemon wanna trade disabilities?
42:00 <druidess> wat was he doing at ur house
42:00 <Drgore> Loof what u got
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm over life I Think its Time To Go
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> End My Life
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Goodbye
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> 20:09
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be saying that shit unless ya gonna do it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ya not gonna do it cause thats silly
42:00 <Loof> schizophrenia
42:00 <Drgore> Saemon what you got
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said that last bit ^
42:00 <druidess> hmm
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> alex is a fat retarded fuck
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ben and i hate him
42:00 <druidess> hows Ben
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just putting up with him
42:00 <Mew> i think you can still get an erection with your cock in a globe without a foreskin
42:00 <Serenity> hahaha
42:00 <Mew> depends what turns you on really
42:00 <Mew> suck it iceland
42:00 <Mew> i think you can still get an erection with your cock in a globe without a foreskin
42:00 <Serenity> hahaha
42:00 <Mew> depends what turns you on really
42:00 <Mew> suck it iceland
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
43:00 <Drgore> schizophrenia sucks but you can get medicated
43:00 <doctor> How do we know death is really a bad thing?
43:00 <Loof> depression too
43:00 <druidess> they still r cray
43:00 <Drgore> imagine you have a disability like being a red head
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Loof> that would suck
43:00 <Drgore> my heart goes out to the rangas
43:00 <druidess> im a tiny bit ranga
43:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - PONPONPON , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON (Jul 18, 2011) 4:15 - Category: Music - 4,392,830 views -
43:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder if he looked at the lighter side of the situation 
43:00 <Attila> simba, you should be fuckin' cut. 
43:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - PONPONPON , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON (Jul 18, 2011) 4:15 - Category: Music - 4,392,830 views -
43:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder if he looked at the lighter side of the situation 
43:00 <Attila> simba, you should be fuckin' cut. 
44:00 <Loof> ranga chicks are hot though
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> howcome u have alex on ur fb?
44:00 <druidess> i dunno hey
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <druidess> musta added him that night
44:00 <Saemon> yeah, being a red head is only good when u are a chick
44:00 <druidess> sounded ok when i was fucked
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill del him once i know some shit has cooled down and alex wont go dump me to get a favour
44:00 <Drgore> hot in a taboo fucking a downie sort of way
44:00 <doctor> RIP Nippon
44:00 <simba> uses an apostrophe instead of a g on irc
44:00 <Mew> frank 'n' beans
44:00 <Mew> have u theen my batheball
44:00 <Serenity> attila why do you care what another dudes cock looks like
44:00 <Serenity> bit weird m8
44:00 <Attila> You having a go at my grammar?
44:00 <[Maverick]> how the fuck did you get the beans above the frank
44:00 <simba> makes xm leave
44:00 <Attila> Don't even go there. 
44:00 <ViolentJ> Attila wants all the cocks
44:00 <Attila> I didn't mean his foreskin, serenity. 
44:00 <Mew> i actually love it when Attila gets angry now
44:00 <doctor> RIP Nippon
44:00 <simba> uses an apostrophe instead of a g on irc
44:00 <Mew> frank 'n' beans
44:00 <Mew> have u theen my batheball
44:00 <Serenity> attila why do you care what another dudes cock looks like
44:00 <Serenity> bit weird m8
44:00 <Attila> You having a go at my grammar?
44:00 <[Maverick]> how the fuck did you get the beans above the frank
44:00 <simba> makes xm leave
44:00 <Attila> Don't even go there. 
44:00 <ViolentJ> Attila wants all the cocks
44:00 <Attila> I didn't mean his foreskin, serenity. 
44:00 <Mew> i actually love it when Attila gets angry now
45:00 <druidess> then u talk to him sober
45:00 <druidess> n go i cant handle this
45:00 <druidess> why such hate for rangas
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <Mew> its a bit sexy
45:00 <Mew> i dont know why
45:00 <Serenity> oh
45:00 <Serenity> thats alright then
45:00 <Attila> I mean he should have his throat cut. 
45:00 <Serenity> bit harsh
45:00 <simba> you can tell hes always dropped a dorito under the desk or lost a duel in WoW when he comes back to irc
45:00 <[Maverick]> who is the Attila character? 
45:00 <[Maverick]> previous nicks? 
45:00 <Serenity> hes always been attila
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <Mew> hes been attila as long as ive been here
45:00 <[Maverick]> ahh 
45:00 <Mew> its a bit sexy
45:00 <Mew> i dont know why
45:00 <Serenity> oh
45:00 <Serenity> thats alright then
45:00 <Attila> I mean he should have his throat cut. 
45:00 <Serenity> bit harsh
45:00 <simba> you can tell hes always dropped a dorito under the desk or lost a duel in WoW when he comes back to irc
45:00 <[Maverick]> who is the Attila character? 
45:00 <[Maverick]> previous nicks? 
45:00 <Serenity> hes always been attila
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <Mew> hes been attila as long as ive been here
45:00 <[Maverick]> ahh 
46:00 <Loof> cause they have no souls
46:00 <Drgore> satire
46:00 <druidess> i have freckles n some of my hairs red (not dyed)
46:00 <Mew> get angry again Attila
46:00 <Mew> fthp
46:00 <doctor> yeah he's been about
46:00 <Attila> I'm off to extort money.... bye. 
46:00 <Serenity> just so everyone knows Adonis_Bali is at the bali airport. we can all relax
46:00 <doctor> famous writer too profound for anybody to know about
46:00 <Serenity> (it just popped up in fb im not that much of a stalker)
46:00 <[Maverick]> hey, doing what WaixYourLegs does to his wife while she works.. extorts money out of her 
46:00 <simba> Attila: the elipsis is three dots, just so you know for next time
46:00 <Mew> get angry again Attila
46:00 <Mew> fthp
46:00 <doctor> yeah he's been about
46:00 <Attila> I'm off to extort money.... bye. 
46:00 <Serenity> just so everyone knows Adonis_Bali is at the bali airport. we can all relax
46:00 <doctor> famous writer too profound for anybody to know about
46:00 <Serenity> (it just popped up in fb im not that much of a stalker)
46:00 <[Maverick]> hey, doing what WaixYourLegs does to his wife while she works.. extorts money out of her 
46:00 <simba> Attila: the elipsis is three dots, just so you know for next time
47:00 <druidess> my mums a rangablonde
47:00 <Drgore> i don't remember this
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> my x had brown hair but kinda reddish pussy hair
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> was ace n so soft
47:00 <druidess> thats coz it was dyed
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah it wasnt
47:00 <druidess> ewwwww
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah it looked nice
47:00 <druidess> im not talking about ur exs pubes
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lil landin strip
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <druidess> dude...
47:00 <simba> take care brother
47:00 <Mew> my main concern is why isnt his nickname Adonis_Airport right now
47:00 <Serenity> right?
47:00 <Mew> this throws my whole irc experience off
47:00 <Serenity> its just rude
47:00 <doctor> Who's adonis?
47:00 <simba> take care brother
47:00 <Mew> my main concern is why isnt his nickname Adonis_Airport right now
47:00 <Serenity> right?
47:00 <Mew> this throws my whole irc experience off
47:00 <Serenity> its just rude
47:00 <doctor> Who's adonis?
48:00 <Drgore> bahaha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> who is Drgore
48:00 <doctor> What's wrong with red hair?
48:00 <druidess> iunno
48:00 <druidess> who r u drgore
48:00 <Loof> wish i had some acid
48:00 <Serenity> hope someone doesnt tamper with his boogie board bag
48:00 <xm> schapelle's lawyer
48:00 <xm> he just sealed the deal to get schapelle free
48:00 <simba> wait so adonis made it out of bali alive
48:00 <Serenity> yeah
48:00 <Serenity> well hes not out yet
48:00 <doctor> It's not Thailand, so he should be fine
48:00 <Serenity> hope someone doesnt tamper with his boogie board bag
48:00 <xm> schapelle's lawyer
48:00 <xm> he just sealed the deal to get schapelle free
48:00 <simba> wait so adonis made it out of bali alive
48:00 <Serenity> yeah
48:00 <Serenity> well hes not out yet
48:00 <doctor> It's not Thailand, so he should be fine
49:00 <Drgore> loof
49:00 <Drgore> pretty sure
49:00 <Loof> no it doesn't
49:00 <Loof> it cures it
49:00 <druidess> weed shrooms and some jager bombs
49:00 <Drgore> you should probably not take acid
49:00 <druidess> acids good fun
49:00 <Serenity> hes a bulked up white dude from asutralia
49:00 <Mew> they have saunas in bali too doctor
49:00 <Serenity> he will be fine
49:00 <xm> all you need is to bribe people if you're ever in trouble
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> g as a fuckin apostrophe
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is sick as cunted vuck
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> omf
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> f as a g
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> v as an f
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is gonna be fuckin sik
49:00 <Serenity> shut up waix ffs
49:00 <Serenity> hes a bulked up white dude from asutralia
49:00 <Mew> they have saunas in bali too doctor
49:00 <Serenity> he will be fine
49:00 <xm> all you need is to bribe people if you're ever in trouble
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> g as a fuckin apostrophe
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is sick as cunted vuck
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> omf
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> f as a g
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> v as an f
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is gonna be fuckin sik
49:00 <Serenity> shut up waix ffs
50:00 <Loof> CAN WE TREAT MENTAL ILLNESS WITH HALLUCINOGENS?
50:00 <Drgore> if you suffer from schizophrenia
50:00 <Loof> http://health.howstuffworks.com/medicine/tests-treatment/mental-illness-hallucinogens.htm
50:00 <druidess> believe anything u read on the internet
50:00 <Loof> no
50:00 <doctor> I don't think it would be a cure but I think it would help many
50:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs are you getting a blow job from your dad right now
50:00 <Mew> a dadjob
50:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs are you getting a blow job from your dad right now
50:00 <Mew> a dadjob
51:00 <Loof> i hate when people say something isn't true just because it's on the internet
51:00 <Loof> like it's cool to do that
51:00 <druidess> so would throwing em in a volcano
51:00 <Serenity> papablow
51:00 <simba> every dad has his day
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah im fuckin tabbin out of css
51:00 <Serenity> papablow
51:00 <simba> every dad has his day
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah im fuckin tabbin out of css
52:00 <Loof> howstuffworks wouldn't be really bias toward drugs
52:00 <doctor> I'd love to dream one day I could just go down to my local drug store and purchase what ever drug I felt like
52:00 <druidess> wb b1
52:00 <Drgore> loof
52:00 <Drgore> your alright
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
52:00 <Drgore> whats Saemon got
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta be a quik cunt
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta be a quik cunt
53:00 <Loof> no legs
53:00 <druidess> where did u go i was getting worried
53:00 <Drgore> relly
53:00 <Loof> ye
53:00 <Drgore> weel
53:00 <druidess> where r they
53:00 <Drgore> people are into stumps
53:00 <druidess> yeah
53:00 <druidess> grindhouse
53:00 <Drgore> does he/she have stumps
53:00 <Loof> dunno
53:00 <Drgore> still not as bad as being a ranga
53:00 <ViolentJ> Q.Q
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <ViolentJ> Q.Q
53:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <druidess> rose mcgowan makes it look sexy
54:00 <Loof> agreed
54:00 <druidess> sucks to be Maurice then
54:00 <Drgore> she a ranga
54:00 <druidess> cool the alcos have passed out
54:00 <Loof> she's putrid
54:00 <druidess> fkn ay
54:00 <druidess> so is serenity
54:00 <Drgore> Serenity a ranga
54:00 <Drgore> ?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol druidess
54:00 <druidess> no just fug 
54:00 <Maurice> I'm sorry, what, druggo?
54:00 <Loof> yeah bag weed
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> css
54:00 <simba> link 2 server
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats like going back and playing goldeneye on 64
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> gamearena
54:00 <simba> goldeneye fucking owns tho
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> 203.46.105.66:21800
54:00 <simba> so does cs
54:00 <simba> Nice
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> css
54:00 <simba> link 2 server
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats like going back and playing goldeneye on 64
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> gamearena
54:00 <simba> goldeneye fucking owns tho
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> 203.46.105.66:21800
54:00 <simba> so does cs
54:00 <simba> Nice
55:00 <druidess> sorry wrong
55:00 <Loof> every cunt does it
55:00 <Loof> fuckwit
55:00 <druidess> u got nothing love
55:00 <Drgore> Maurice is the name of ranga guy who always used to skitz out in primary school
55:00 <druidess> fits it well then
55:00 <Maurice> The one in my prim school was named Paul King
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i still dont know why Maurice has a guys nick
55:00 <Maurice> How terrible
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> could ask but uno
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> man you can say it owns
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you go back and play it and it sucks balls
55:00 <simba> i do play it 
55:00 <simba> when was the last time you did
55:00 <simba> (be honest)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i had it on laptop
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got turok
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> still play that lol
55:00 <simba> 5 years ago?
55:00 <simba> +
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah less
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> man you can say it owns
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you go back and play it and it sucks balls
55:00 <simba> i do play it 
55:00 <simba> when was the last time you did
55:00 <simba> (be honest)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i had it on laptop
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got turok
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> still play that lol
55:00 <simba> 5 years ago?
55:00 <simba> +
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah less
56:00 <Maurice> It's french for a chicks nick
56:00 <Drgore> he tried to fight me twice
56:00 <druidess> why bother
56:00 <Maurice> Whats it to you
56:00 <Drgore> and don't even know why
56:00 <druidess> ur face makes ppl angry drgore
56:00 <Drgore> yes
56:00 <druidess> hehe
56:00 <Drgore> yes it does
56:00 <druidess> lol
56:00 <Drgore> it angries up the blood
56:00 <simba> Lol.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> had turok 2 dunno what happened to that n goldeneye
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> i been playing cs since 2003
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta say i didnt like the goldeneye remake
56:00 <doctor> Sgt_Splode
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> old one owns tho
56:00 <doctor> we assumed you were dead
56:00 <simba> as FPS_Fred
56:00 <Sgt_Splode> i ma eadn
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> cs:go is pretty good too
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get premium for bf4
56:00 <simba> Lol.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> had turok 2 dunno what happened to that n goldeneye
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> i been playing cs since 2003
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta say i didnt like the goldeneye remake
56:00 <doctor> Sgt_Splode
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> old one owns tho
56:00 <doctor> we assumed you were dead
56:00 <simba> as FPS_Fred
56:00 <Sgt_Splode> i ma eadn
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> cs:go is pretty good too
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get premium for bf4
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yea no neighbours home
57:00 <Drgore> but some of my best friends are rangas
57:00 <druidess> yea
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is Maurice?
57:00 <Drgore> my ex is a ranga half cast
57:00 <Maurice> I'm not a red head
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have two fav M french names
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mariette and Marielle
57:00 <Loof> shes a dead head
57:00 <simba> wb Sgt_Splode 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> 70 bucks and im still thinking about it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> for one year..
57:00 <Mew> NO
57:00 <Mew> NO WAY
57:00 <Sgt_Splode> nooobto ldhled me Am u ed u quit eoiomst time aho
57:00 <Mew> oh
57:00 <Attila> You play it enough... what? are you poor?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> splodey
57:00 <xm> we dod ,oss ypu
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
57:00 <simba> wb Sgt_Splode 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> 70 bucks and im still thinking about it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> for one year..
57:00 <Mew> NO
57:00 <Mew> NO WAY
57:00 <Sgt_Splode> nooobto ldhled me Am u ed u quit eoiomst time aho
57:00 <Mew> oh
57:00 <Attila> You play it enough... what? are you poor?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> splodey
57:00 <xm> we dod ,oss ypu
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
58:00 <druidess> i see ur friends again thats cool
58:00 <Drgore> with lissy?
58:00 <druidess> yea
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> who is lissy
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> she fat yo
58:00 <druidess> no
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> she a little fat yo
58:00 <druidess> hmm no
58:00 <Sgt_Splode> im o tdead lo
58:00 <Mew> whats wrong with Sgt_Splode :(
58:00 <Mew> omg :(
58:00 <doctor> what voodoo is this?
58:00 <simba> say goodbye... close ur eyes for one last time....
58:00 <Mew> i think im about to cry irl
58:00 <Sgt_Splode> im o tdead lo
58:00 <Mew> whats wrong with Sgt_Splode :(
58:00 <Mew> omg :(
58:00 <doctor> what voodoo is this?
58:00 <simba> say goodbye... close ur eyes for one last time....
58:00 <Mew> i think im about to cry irl
59:00 <Loof> gotta remember to add that boring slag maurice to ignore
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad i love me a fat bitch
59:00 <Maurice> Or this
59:00 <druidess> haha
59:00 <Drgore> Lissy allright
59:00 <Drgore> bit of a cock junkie
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> druidess isnt a troll ffs
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> unban her
59:00 <Maurice> Shes a snarky cunt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
59:00 <Maurice> Permanent pms
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
59:00 <Maurice> She needs to lay off the drugs
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck BF4
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> get PS2
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its free
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and awesome
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> MMORPG FPS
59:00 <simba> get Super Mario Bros. You'll love it.
59:00 <doctor> we've conjured some bad hocus pocus here on austnet tonight
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps2?
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck BF4
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> get PS2
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its free
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and awesome
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> MMORPG FPS
59:00 <simba> get Super Mario Bros. You'll love it.
59:00 <doctor> we've conjured some bad hocus pocus here on austnet tonight
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps2?
00:00 <Serenity> shes a fucking cunt josh
00:00 <Maurice> ^
00:00 <Maurice> She'll go me in bris no doubt
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes on drugs?
00:00 <Maurice> Where I will also ban her
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> why is everyone cept us on drugs
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and doc
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone else is on fkn drugs
00:00 <Maurice> My dog is Doc, and he can't afford drugs
00:00 <Mew> no shit
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 is great
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav fps ever
00:00 <Mew> i hope he wasnt having a stroke
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> flood zone map  made me jizz
00:00 <Mew> actually it was splode, who am i kidding, he was having a stroke
00:00 <Mew> but i hope he wasnt having a proper stroke
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude download planetside 2
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> its way better than bf4
00:00 <doctor> zombie splode
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its free
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what kinda genre is planetside 2
00:00 <Mew> no shit
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 is great
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav fps ever
00:00 <Mew> i hope he wasnt having a stroke
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> flood zone map  made me jizz
00:00 <Mew> actually it was splode, who am i kidding, he was having a stroke
00:00 <Mew> but i hope he wasnt having a proper stroke
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude download planetside 2
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> its way better than bf4
00:00 <doctor> zombie splode
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its free
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what kinda genre is planetside 2
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolll
01:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
01:00 <Maurice> Plus, he has no thumbs to hold a lighter
01:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine your dog on drugs
01:00 <doctor> nah i'm always pretty addled
01:00 <Maurice> Oh god, hes bad enough without it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> my point exactly
01:00 <Bastardly_One> from what you've told
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playing a war game, 21st century war
01:00 <simba> Dude. Check out a little gem called 'Pong'. Warning: Seriously addictive stuff.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want to play some sci fi crap, planetside sounds sci fi
01:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive wants war simulations because he is being trained up for the army
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> these games are sooo realistic... not
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playing a war game, 21st century war
01:00 <simba> Dude. Check out a little gem called 'Pong'. Warning: Seriously addictive stuff.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want to play some sci fi crap, planetside sounds sci fi
01:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive wants war simulations because he is being trained up for the army
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> these games are sooo realistic... not
02:00 <Serenity> other females were getting too much attention Maurice
02:00 <Serenity> hence why she got snarky
02:00 <Serenity> let her sleep it off
02:00 <Maurice> LOL
02:00 <Bonny> hmmm Doodle seems to be having a long birthday
02:00 <Maurice> Doodle is old
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt realise she got snarky
02:00 <Drgore> Bonny
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> DOODLE IS DEAD :(
02:00 <Maurice> PandasDontDrive, because shes always a cunt
02:00 <Bonny> hello
02:00 <Drgore> not Bonny wallace
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not saying a thing
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Drgore will go tell her :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> won't ya?
02:00 <Bonny> who?
02:00 <Drgore> tell who what
02:00 <simba> they are hyper realistic war simulations dont you think
02:00 <simba> its crazy how advanced they are now
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> its MMORPG FPS
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> like bf4
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> but better
02:00 <simba> they are hyper realistic war simulations dont you think
02:00 <simba> its crazy how advanced they are now
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> its MMORPG FPS
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> like bf4
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> but better
03:00 <Maurice> Lol
03:00 <Bonny> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sarah ...
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who else you twit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not this sarah
03:00 <Drgore> tell sarah that Maurice hates her
03:00 <Bastardly_One> druidess sarah
03:00 <Drgore> well wont that be a revelation
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... actually she started it
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the graphics and gameplay etc are great
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> u gain XP
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> get better guns
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but nowhere close to real
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> its futiristic
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill check it out
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres 3 worlds
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im waiting for TitanFall atm, hope the mp is good
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> with about 60 flag points each
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> basically king of the hill
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> 3 factions
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> so kinda like mass effect but multi?
03:00 <Saemon> hank hill
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the graphics and gameplay etc are great
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> u gain XP
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> get better guns
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but nowhere close to real
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> its futiristic
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill check it out
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres 3 worlds
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im waiting for TitanFall atm, hope the mp is good
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> with about 60 flag points each
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> basically king of the hill
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> 3 factions
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> so kinda like mass effect but multi?
03:00 <Saemon> hank hill
04:00 <Drgore> OMG IRC
04:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Loof will learn one day to stop trying to impress his current chat favourite whomever it is at the time
04:00 <Drgore> just waiting for Maurice and Serenity to post their sex video and I can quit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if Maurice got a mouthful?
04:00 <simba> thats enough Saemon
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
04:00 <Attila> Yep, hank hill. Mass Effect was shite. 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> like battlefield 1942
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me i shouldve put ME2 into 360 instead of splintercell 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> ywith the capture zones
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
04:00 <simba> Attila how was jacking your dad off while you cried and begged to go back to your WoW raid
04:00 <simba> thats enough Saemon
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
04:00 <Attila> Yep, hank hill. Mass Effect was shite. 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> like battlefield 1942
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me i shouldve put ME2 into 360 instead of splintercell 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> ywith the capture zones
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
04:00 <simba> Attila how was jacking your dad off while you cried and begged to go back to your WoW raid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... keep waiting
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trawling for that for mths
05:00 <Serenity> good luck pal
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no dice :(
05:00 <Serenity> well if loof wants to stay friendly with me he wants to be nice to Maurice
05:00 <Serenity> and not suck ass up his latest irc girl
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice pisses all over you :P
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> just youtub e it
05:00 <Attila> phwoar, sex scene. 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> youll be hooked
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i will
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did hook me up with any awesome store to get a bedbase from
05:00 <Attila> That's as simple as an alt-tab, you fucking idiot. 
05:00 <simba> Attila actually asked his dad if he could keep his 'mouse hand' dry and use his left to finger his father into ecstacy tonight
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> just youtub e it
05:00 <Attila> phwoar, sex scene. 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> youll be hooked
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i will
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did hook me up with any awesome store to get a bedbase from
05:00 <Attila> That's as simple as an alt-tab, you fucking idiot. 
05:00 <simba> Attila actually asked his dad if he could keep his 'mouse hand' dry and use his left to finger his father into ecstacy tonight
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> she's actually funny
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just a bitch <3
06:00 <Drgore> is that in the video
06:00 <Serenity> no ones trying to be funny
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol good call
06:00 <Maurice> Ok
06:00 <Maurice> LOL
06:00 <Maurice> (00:03:35) -Loof- You'd better not give out your address to anyone on austnet, cause if i ever find out your address i'm coming to fuck you up good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> knew it
06:00 <Serenity> im honest with you assholes i owe you nothing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity ... just baiting
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvXlHyApxY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ULTIMATE BEGINNERS GUIDE! - Planetside 2 (Sep 7, 2012) 0 - Category: Gaming - 1,142,314 views - 24,295 likes (98.6%), 334 dislikes (1.4%)
06:00 <Attila> Is this some fantasy of yours, simba?
06:00 <Attila> man on man action?
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> watch that
06:00 <Mew> you've brought the g back into Attilas life simba
06:00 <Mew> str8 up
06:00 <simba> Some fuckin' fantasy?
06:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <Attila> simba invents sexual scenarios in his mind. 
06:00 <Attila> involving me. 
06:00 <Attila> Gay. 
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvXlHyApxY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ULTIMATE BEGINNERS GUIDE! - Planetside 2 (Sep 7, 2012) 0 - Category: Gaming - 1,142,314 views - 24,295 likes (98.6%), 334 dislikes (1.4%)
06:00 <Attila> Is this some fantasy of yours, simba?
06:00 <Attila> man on man action?
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> watch that
06:00 <Mew> you've brought the g back into Attilas life simba
06:00 <Mew> str8 up
06:00 <simba> Some fuckin' fantasy?
06:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <Attila> simba invents sexual scenarios in his mind. 
06:00 <Attila> involving me. 
06:00 <Attila> Gay. 
07:00 <Maurice> Serenity, are you gonna share my addy with that mental patient?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what I don't get is that ... considering his temper
07:00 <Drgore> Serenity is always very cranky and angsty
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how his wife is actually not half dead
07:00 <Serenity> yes im gonna make a meme of you and show everyone
07:00 <Drgore> you listen to death metal
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah, didn't think so, not to mention we're in a different state..
07:00 <Serenity> im not cranky or angsty
07:00 <Mew> theyre hilarious
07:00 <Attila> Hank Hill. 
07:00 <simba> Brb, Poppa's 'bout ta' burst.
07:00 <Mew> propane
07:00 <Mew> lmfao 
07:00 <Attila> Now, he's pretending he's me. 
07:00 <Attila> fucking hell. 
07:00 <simba> who are you commentating for
07:00 <simba> we can all read
07:00 <doctor> narrow urethra
07:00 <Attila> You wanna fuck my dad, simba?
07:00 <Mew> holy shit simba is ON FIRE
07:00 <Attila> send me five dollars. 
07:00 <Mew> theyre hilarious
07:00 <Attila> Hank Hill. 
07:00 <simba> Brb, Poppa's 'bout ta' burst.
07:00 <Mew> propane
07:00 <Mew> lmfao 
07:00 <Attila> Now, he's pretending he's me. 
07:00 <Attila> fucking hell. 
07:00 <simba> who are you commentating for
07:00 <simba> we can all read
07:00 <doctor> narrow urethra
07:00 <Attila> You wanna fuck my dad, simba?
07:00 <Mew> holy shit simba is ON FIRE
07:00 <Attila> send me five dollars. 
08:00 <Serenity> loof
08:00 <Drgore> you give off that vibe
08:00 <Serenity> back off.
08:00 <Maurice> Are you evading?
08:00 <Serenity> no Drgore im an op in a channel where i dont like many people it in no way indicates my actual mood
08:00 <Bastardly_One> this side of him is exactly why I won't do more than chat with him in channel actually
08:00 <Mew> oh my god hes just bending over and taking it
08:00 <Saemon> simba is such a huge faggot guys, serial
08:00 <Saemon> im bi-curious and even i reckon hes a fucken faggot.
08:00 <Attila> Yeah, he smells like shit from all the men he's had. 
08:00 <Serenity> bi curious rofl
08:00 <Serenity> you idiot
08:00 <simba> im bi-curious
08:00 <Attila> OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!
08:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay Attila
08:00 <Attila> HAKUNA MATATA!
08:00 <Mew> oh my god hes just bending over and taking it
08:00 <Saemon> simba is such a huge faggot guys, serial
08:00 <Saemon> im bi-curious and even i reckon hes a fucken faggot.
08:00 <Attila> Yeah, he smells like shit from all the men he's had. 
08:00 <Serenity> bi curious rofl
08:00 <Serenity> you idiot
08:00 <simba> im bi-curious
08:00 <Attila> OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!
08:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay Attila
08:00 <Attila> HAKUNA MATATA!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to be a friend offline ... he even rang one day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out it was his wife screening me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I never picked up
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> screening
09:00 <Serenity> shes nuts lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl still do that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she screens his friends
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like he's not allowed any unless she approves
09:00 <Serenity> I have tee ball in the morning im going to bed
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> he should murder her
09:00 <Serenity> goodnight all
09:00 <Saemon> EVERYBODY LOOK LEFT!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, simbas the faggot that pisses into jars and tips them down the sink Saemon
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> bravo
09:00 <Saemon> EVERYBODY LOOK RIGHT!
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouldnt you be jerking off over wrestlers posters?
09:00 <Saemon> hey simba wheres nala?
09:00 <simba> hey thats just a cartoon
09:00 <simba> so... on DVD, Blu ray and VHS
09:00 <Serenity> wow ur naem iz simba u must b an reel lyf lyon
09:00 <Saemon> you have some kinda sick beastiality fetish for lions or something simba?
09:00 <Saemon> EVERYBODY LOOK LEFT!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, simbas the faggot that pisses into jars and tips them down the sink Saemon
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> bravo
09:00 <Saemon> EVERYBODY LOOK RIGHT!
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouldnt you be jerking off over wrestlers posters?
09:00 <Saemon> hey simba wheres nala?
09:00 <simba> hey thats just a cartoon
09:00 <simba> so... on DVD, Blu ray and VHS
09:00 <Serenity> wow ur naem iz simba u must b an reel lyf lyon
09:00 <Saemon> you have some kinda sick beastiality fetish for lions or something simba?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nini <3
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffffffft not even softball
10:00 <Bastardly_One> tee ball ... sucks to be you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> night
10:00 <Serenity> im off me 'nilla bear <3
10:00 <Serenity> night
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's huge over there though I'm told
10:00 <Drgore> angst
10:00 <Devil_Girl> Niiiight me choco <3
10:00 <Bastardly_One> baseball, softball and tee ball
10:00 <Serenity> its for kids. i have children
10:00 <Serenity> relax
10:00 <simba> just because im active doesnt mean you can just start talking to me
10:00 <simba> jeez
10:00 <Attila> I don't know, I'd like to hear his reasons for choosing that name. 
10:00 <Attila> indulge us, simba. 
10:00 <Attila> should be good for a laugh. 
10:00 <Saemon> he used to roleplay lion with his dad
10:00 <simba> just because im active doesnt mean you can just start talking to me
10:00 <simba> jeez
10:00 <Attila> I don't know, I'd like to hear his reasons for choosing that name. 
10:00 <Attila> indulge us, simba. 
10:00 <Attila> should be good for a laugh. 
10:00 <Saemon> he used to roleplay lion with his dad
11:00 <Devil_Girl> Hope your deep throat feels better soon
11:00 <Serenity> LOL lori.. it looks liek a fucken murder scene right now
11:00 <Devil_Girl> Lol like our last week
11:00 <Serenity> buahaha night<3
11:00 <Saemon> he's dad called himself mufasa of course
11:00 <Serenity> your name is saemon dude
11:00 <Saemon> but he added an incest twist to the story
11:00 <simba> i inherited it from a chatter far greater then you could ever imagine
11:00 <Serenity> id chill the fuck out if i were you
11:00 <simba> a chatter with great power 
11:00 <Attila> I call bullshit. 
11:00 <simba> call him i dont care
11:00 <Saemon> he's dad called himself mufasa of course
11:00 <Serenity> your name is saemon dude
11:00 <Saemon> but he added an incest twist to the story
11:00 <simba> i inherited it from a chatter far greater then you could ever imagine
11:00 <Serenity> id chill the fuck out if i were you
11:00 <simba> a chatter with great power 
11:00 <Attila> I call bullshit. 
11:00 <simba> call him i dont care
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> go fuck yourself sezz
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wahahahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is an arsehole ... I like him ... http://textastrophe.com/?og=1
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the one he does to the crab place
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT HANG UP ON ME!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is making me laugh hard
12:00 <Mew> if simba is a lion that means Saemon is jizz
12:00 <Saemon> i dont care i like tasting my own jizz anyway
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
12:00 <Mew> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
12:00 <simba> an incest twist lopl
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Saemon> pineapple really doe shelp
12:00 <ViolentJ> O.o
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> snowballing rules
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fuckin best
12:00 <Mew> oh my god you guys
12:00 <Mew> LOL
12:00 <Mew> if simba is a lion that means Saemon is jizz
12:00 <Saemon> i dont care i like tasting my own jizz anyway
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
12:00 <Mew> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
12:00 <simba> an incest twist lopl
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Saemon> pineapple really doe shelp
12:00 <ViolentJ> O.o
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> snowballing rules
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fuckin best
12:00 <Mew> oh my god you guys
12:00 <Mew> LOL
13:00 <Bastardly_One> read the crab place one
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant stand pineapple
13:00 <simba> pinapple, really doe
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> just eat it
13:00 <Attila> yeah, saemon's a bit suspect.. like um... tossbag? What was his name? That guy that died. 
13:00 <Serenity> i just..
13:00 <xm> used to be a fucking pineapple. then i carved a hole and fucked it. yeahhhhhhhhhhh
13:00 <simba> please think things through before typing them, Attila
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would sting like fuck
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant stand pineapple
13:00 <simba> pinapple, really doe
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> just eat it
13:00 <Attila> yeah, saemon's a bit suspect.. like um... tossbag? What was his name? That guy that died. 
13:00 <Serenity> i just..
13:00 <xm> used to be a fucking pineapple. then i carved a hole and fucked it. yeahhhhhhhhhhh
13:00 <simba> please think things through before typing them, Attila
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would sting like fuck
14:00 <Attila> That's right, Skrotus. 
14:00 <Saemon> Attila im a abit suspect of what?
14:00 <Serenity> skrot isnt dead..
14:00 <Serenity> wtf
14:00 <Attila> Thanks for that. 
14:00 <Attila> Whatever, the point is, he's suspected of being a hank. 
14:00 <Attila> That's right, Skrotus. 
14:00 <Saemon> Attila im a abit suspect of what?
14:00 <Serenity> skrot isnt dead..
14:00 <Serenity> wtf
14:00 <Attila> Thanks for that. 
14:00 <Attila> Whatever, the point is, he's suspected of being a hank. 
15:00 <Drgore>  Devil_Girl = Maurice
15:00 <Maurice> No kidding
15:00 <Drgore> so dissapointed
15:00 <Drgore> thought it was someone new
15:00 <Maurice> Don't tell everyone
15:00 <Drgore> that worships satan
15:00 <Serenity> whats a hank?
15:00 <Mew> we've gotta stop saying people are dead when they havent been on for a while
15:00 <Mew> RIP johninja
15:00 <Serenity> hankercheif?
15:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
15:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 weeks 5 days 2 hours 23 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
15:00 <simba> skrotus was banned for a month for leaking Serenity_and_simba_all_holes_barred.avi
15:00 <Serenity> oh fuck OFF Saemon
15:00 <Saemon> RIP renee
15:00 <Attila> Oh Em Gee, dead!
15:00 <Serenity> whats a hank?
15:00 <Mew> we've gotta stop saying people are dead when they havent been on for a while
15:00 <Mew> RIP johninja
15:00 <Serenity> hankercheif?
15:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
15:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 weeks 5 days 2 hours 23 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
15:00 <simba> skrotus was banned for a month for leaking Serenity_and_simba_all_holes_barred.avi
15:00 <Serenity> oh fuck OFF Saemon
15:00 <Saemon> RIP renee
15:00 <Attila> Oh Em Gee, dead!
16:00 <Maurice> (00:16:02) -Loof_- The torture that is coming to you and your family if i find you has been in the planning for years. You have psycho that wants you dead
16:00 <Maurice> Lol
16:00 <Maurice> Ahh mental patients
16:00 <Drgore> wow
16:00 <simba> WTF
16:00 <simba> caps
16:00 <Drgore> i had one guy threaten to stab me at a slayer concert because i banned him for #church_of_satan
16:00 <Saemon> thecrow hasnt been on for a while either
16:00 <Serenity> im going to email knifebunny and demand that be bans you from using that bot
16:00 <Serenity> who cares
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin agenda!
16:00 <doctor> yeah bring knifebunny back
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck its cold in here
16:00 <doctor> i have a pickle to fry with him
16:00 <Saemon> thecrow hasnt been on for a while either
16:00 <Serenity> im going to email knifebunny and demand that be bans you from using that bot
16:00 <Serenity> who cares
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin agenda!
16:00 <doctor> yeah bring knifebunny back
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck its cold in here
16:00 <doctor> i have a pickle to fry with him
17:00 <Drgore> a while back
17:00 <Drgore> little fag
17:00 <Maurice> Well, we don't even live in the same state
17:00 <Drgore> got scared when he saw me
17:00 <Maurice> And he's forgetting I have a buff husband and he has a nutjob asian
17:00 <Maurice> All for an IRC ban..
17:00 <simba> You have psycho that wants you dead
17:00 <Maurice> (00:17:30) -Loof_- hope banning me was worth seeing your kids killed in front of your eyes
17:00 <Maurice> This just makes me want to ban him everytime I see his nick
17:00 <AngrymanXL> http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/monthly_02_2014/post-49-0-02321000-1391777641_thumb.jpeg
17:00 <Drgore> AHAHAH
17:00 <simba> bbkb
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
17:00 <Attila> no, keep him away. 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> weve seen the video doctor
17:00 <Serenity> the bunny was too soft for irc
17:00 <simba> harsh
17:00 <simba> but... erotic
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> too soft?
17:00 <doctor> he promised me a game of lol and then mysteriously vanished
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> must been 3/4s dead
17:00 <doctor> i take that as an insult
17:00 <xm> bunny is probably reading this all know. it must be killing him he cant log back in to respond, as it'd be too obvious
17:00 <simba> he came back with that clicking game then left again
17:00 <Mew> whats lol
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> if fuckin cats can irc
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> saddgfui53qoiuwg
17:00 <simba> bbkb
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
17:00 <Attila> no, keep him away. 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> weve seen the video doctor
17:00 <Serenity> the bunny was too soft for irc
17:00 <simba> harsh
17:00 <simba> but... erotic
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> too soft?
17:00 <doctor> he promised me a game of lol and then mysteriously vanished
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> must been 3/4s dead
17:00 <doctor> i take that as an insult
17:00 <xm> bunny is probably reading this all know. it must be killing him he cant log back in to respond, as it'd be too obvious
17:00 <simba> he came back with that clicking game then left again
17:00 <Mew> whats lol
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> if fuckin cats can irc
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> saddgfui53qoiuwg
18:00 <Drgore> gotta like that dedication to irc
18:00 <Maurice> It's special
18:00 <doctor> hehe reptile dysfunction. it's funny because theyre having sex
18:00 <Serenity> i hope he can fucking read it
18:00 <Serenity> YOU BROKE MY HEART KNIFEBUNNY. BROKE IT.
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh im on steam chat
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> reading it all out to him
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <Attila> this all know
18:00 <Attila> ..
18:00 <xm> doctor: probably playing hard to get. you know the 156 day dating rule
18:00 <xm> then he'll get back to you
18:00 <Saemon> damn
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u guys hear there was another australian arrested in fuckin dubai
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> for being raped
18:00 <Saemon> lifes too short for those types of games man
18:00 <Saemon> silly
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> (sex outside of marriage)
18:00 <Saemon> jsut tell the truth
18:00 <Saemon> how u feel
18:00 <doctor> well he's in for a world of hurt, i assure you
18:00 <Saemon> bno regrets
18:00 <Serenity> i hope he can fucking read it
18:00 <Serenity> YOU BROKE MY HEART KNIFEBUNNY. BROKE IT.
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh im on steam chat
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> reading it all out to him
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <Attila> this all know
18:00 <Attila> ..
18:00 <xm> doctor: probably playing hard to get. you know the 156 day dating rule
18:00 <xm> then he'll get back to you
18:00 <Saemon> damn
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u guys hear there was another australian arrested in fuckin dubai
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> for being raped
18:00 <Saemon> lifes too short for those types of games man
18:00 <Saemon> silly
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> (sex outside of marriage)
18:00 <Saemon> jsut tell the truth
18:00 <Saemon> how u feel
18:00 <doctor> well he's in for a world of hurt, i assure you
18:00 <Saemon> bno regrets
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't you be eating that rather than slapping me with it fatso?
19:00 <shadsam> IM BUYIN A NEW CAR TODAY
19:00 <shadsam> V8
19:00 <Maurice> I'M NOT
19:00 <shadsam> 5K
19:00 <doctor> cool shads what kind?
19:00 <Maurice> But I did wash and detail my car
19:00 <Drgore> back in the day...no one had kids and family to threaten, thats a new dynamic
19:00 <shadsam> SS V8
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ME EITHER M8
19:00 <Maurice> Drgore, kids or not, it's laughable
19:00 <doctor> sounds powerful
19:00 <doctor> how much?
19:00 <shadsam> COMMODORE
19:00 <simba> ban
19:00 <Mew> `seen lumeah
19:00 <prowl> Mew, lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 5 hours 19 minutes ago (08.02. 21:00), after spending 6 minutes there.
19:00 <simba> ban
19:00 <Mew> `seen lumeah
19:00 <prowl> Mew, lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 5 hours 19 minutes ago (08.02. 21:00), after spending 6 minutes there.
20:00 <shadsam> THEY WANT 6K
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ss club sport eh/
20:00 <Maurice> I washed my car under duress
20:00 <shadsam> IL IVE EM K
20:00 <shadsam> 5
20:00 <doctor> what year?
20:00 <shadsam> ILL TRADE MIN IN
20:00 <shadsam> 2001
20:00 <Maurice> My husband made me
20:00 <Maurice> I broke out in a sweat
20:00 <doctor> sounds suspect
20:00 <shadsam> YEA ITS A CAR DEALER
20:00 <Saemon> anyone seen kelevra?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> `seen kelevra
20:00 <prowl> WaixYourLegs, Kelevra ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 21 hours 21 minutes ago (06.02. 04:59) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 day 8 hours 33 minutes there.
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> ...
20:00 <Saemon> oh 
20:00 <Saemon> wow havent noticed her at all though
20:00 <Saemon> anyone seen kelevra?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> `seen kelevra
20:00 <prowl> WaixYourLegs, Kelevra ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 21 hours 21 minutes ago (06.02. 04:59) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 day 8 hours 33 minutes there.
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> ...
20:00 <Saemon> oh 
20:00 <Saemon> wow havent noticed her at all though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that explains the extra 3 grand then
21:00 <Drgore> if i had a wife I'd make her wash the car with her boobs
21:00 <doctor> take it for a whirl round the block
21:00 <shadsam> IM GUNNA GET IT NRMA INSPECTED
21:00 <shadsam> I WILL TODAY
21:00 <Maurice> It really is a commonwhore https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1557701_10152245335980844_1652358393_n.jpg
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lose the caps fatso
21:00 <shadsam> I GET OVER 200K WITHIN 2 WEEKS
21:00 <Saemon> must have just idled
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck my vaginas itchy
21:00 <Mew> oh 
21:00 <Mew> my
21:00 <Mew> god
21:00 <Serenity> this is your fault mew
21:00 <Serenity> your. fault/
21:00 <Mew> WHY
21:00 <Mew> i need prowl
21:00 <xm> `seen prowl
21:00 <Serenity> it will be back in an hour
21:00 <Saemon> must have just idled
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck my vaginas itchy
21:00 <Mew> oh 
21:00 <Mew> my
21:00 <Mew> god
21:00 <Serenity> this is your fault mew
21:00 <Serenity> your. fault/
21:00 <Mew> WHY
21:00 <Mew> i need prowl
21:00 <xm> `seen prowl
21:00 <Serenity> it will be back in an hour
22:00 <shadsam> SO I CAN AFFORD IT
22:00 <Maurice> Stop calling me fat and just threaten to murder my kids instead
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I can smell old bong water
22:00 <Maurice> LOL @ 200k
22:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is ... I haven't spilt it
22:00 <shadsam> LOOL
22:00 <Loof_> $5000 for Maurices address, /notice Loof
22:00 <doctor> we've risen the dead enough for one night
22:00 <Serenity> im just sick of jizzmon using it
22:00 <doctor> that ban is justified
22:00 <Mew> hes my homing beacon
22:00 <Saemon> errgh i just hate a whole large pizza on my own
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> ;lol
22:00 <Mew> beep
22:00 <Serenity> if anyone has nic on fb ask him to pop on and ban saemon from using it
22:00 <Mew> beep..............
22:00 <Mew> BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
22:00 <Saemon> so much for my new years resolution
22:00 <Saemon> to get thin
22:00 <Saemon> :~(
22:00 <Serenity> what are you a 13 year old girl?
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
22:00 <doctor> we've risen the dead enough for one night
22:00 <Serenity> im just sick of jizzmon using it
22:00 <doctor> that ban is justified
22:00 <Mew> hes my homing beacon
22:00 <Saemon> errgh i just hate a whole large pizza on my own
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> ;lol
22:00 <Mew> beep
22:00 <Serenity> if anyone has nic on fb ask him to pop on and ban saemon from using it
22:00 <Mew> beep..............
22:00 <Mew> BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
22:00 <Saemon> so much for my new years resolution
22:00 <Saemon> to get thin
22:00 <Saemon> :~(
22:00 <Serenity> what are you a 13 year old girl?
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
23:00 <Maurice> Rofl
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha
23:00 <shadsam> LOL LOOFYS
23:00 <Maurice> Hes gonna come and kill my sons
23:00 <Maurice> He needs to get in line
23:00 <Bastardly_One> when he gets really harrowing though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme know and I'll tear him a new one
23:00 <simba> i asked him if he can ban ppl from using it
23:00 <xm> getting ready for the dance
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
23:00 <Mew> you should set an achievable goal Saemon
23:00 <Saemon> nah i jsut have to get thin otherwise i'd most likely get diabetes
23:00 <xm> do you think corey likes me???
23:00 <Saemon> accordign to my doc
23:00 <Mew> like pissing in the toilet
23:00 <Serenity> he should be able to block it recognosing hosts or names
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm or shit
23:00 <Serenity> nosing.
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> man this is getting boring
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> something else please
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
23:00 <simba> i asked him if he can ban ppl from using it
23:00 <xm> getting ready for the dance
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
23:00 <Mew> you should set an achievable goal Saemon
23:00 <Saemon> nah i jsut have to get thin otherwise i'd most likely get diabetes
23:00 <xm> do you think corey likes me???
23:00 <Saemon> accordign to my doc
23:00 <Mew> like pissing in the toilet
23:00 <Serenity> he should be able to block it recognosing hosts or names
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm or shit
23:00 <Serenity> nosing.
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> man this is getting boring
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> something else please
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
24:00 <Bastardly_One> got a soft spot for you for some demented reason
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah he listens to me
24:00 <doctor> loofs one of those guys, you know. doesn't matter what you say to him
24:00 <Maurice> Its hilarious, he's a mental patient, married to a mental patient, with a kid and planning another kid.. yet being banned on IRC gets him worked up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity usually
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> needs to be more.. dynamin
24:00 <Mew> here are some words that rhyme with corey
24:00 <Mew> gory
24:00 <Mew> story
24:00 <Saemon> do u know how many litres of water u waste by flushing the toilet?
24:00 <Saemon> im helping our environment
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude we getting this sick shower hey
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> uses the same water over n over
24:00 <simba> 14?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 9 litres
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like 50 grand
24:00 <Saemon> wtf
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> but we will save like $300 water a year
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its good saving
24:00 <Saemon> same water over and over?
24:00 <simba> do u know how many lines of text u fill up typing gay shit Saemon
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> needs to be more.. dynamin
24:00 <Mew> here are some words that rhyme with corey
24:00 <Mew> gory
24:00 <Mew> story
24:00 <Saemon> do u know how many litres of water u waste by flushing the toilet?
24:00 <Saemon> im helping our environment
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude we getting this sick shower hey
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> uses the same water over n over
24:00 <simba> 14?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 9 litres
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like 50 grand
24:00 <Saemon> wtf
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> but we will save like $300 water a year
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its good saving
24:00 <Saemon> same water over and over?
24:00 <simba> do u know how many lines of text u fill up typing gay shit Saemon
25:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, did you see it the other day when he misunderstood hax
25:00 <simba> how is that not surprising given all that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and just went spastic?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> simba has a point Maurice
25:00 <Maurice> What point
25:00 <simba> Commentary by Bastardly_One
25:00 <simba> Maurice will never admit anyone has a point
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly surprising irc works him up
25:00 <Maurice> I want to know what point
25:00 <Saemon> so youd be showering in water alrady dirty?
25:00 <doctor> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a56_1349856577
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.recyclingshower.com.au/
25:00 <Serenity> saemon you piss in a sink
25:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Old Man Eating Dude For Last Seat On The Subway In China *Warning:Graphic* (Date: Oct-10-2012, Oct-10-2012) - Views: 454819 - Played: 646340
25:00 <doctor> oh china
25:00 <Mew> jesu christo
25:00 <ViolentJ> captain piss jug
25:00 <Attila> Adele. 
25:00 <Saemon> so youd be showering in water alrady dirty?
25:00 <doctor> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a56_1349856577
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.recyclingshower.com.au/
25:00 <Serenity> saemon you piss in a sink
25:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Old Man Eating Dude For Last Seat On The Subway In China *Warning:Graphic* (Date: Oct-10-2012, Oct-10-2012) - Views: 454819 - Played: 646340
25:00 <doctor> oh china
25:00 <Mew> jesu christo
25:00 <ViolentJ> captain piss jug
25:00 <Attila> Adele. 
26:00 <Maurice> I banned hin
26:00 <Maurice> Him
26:00 <simba> i feel like telling Bastardly_One the koala bear story it was classic
26:00 <Maurice> Big woop
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told ya woman
26:00 <Maurice> I tell him how it is, like everyone else
26:00 <shadsam> SMOKO DARLING MARAUCE
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he asked for it IMO
26:00 <Maurice> MARAUCE
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> if kate beckinsale thinks her vagina is her best feature
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> with that face
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to see her vagina NOW
26:00 <Bastardly_One> except I was expecting it from Serenity
26:00 <shadsam> MY BALLLS STINK
26:00 <Bastardly_One> kate's arse is nice too
26:00 <Maurice> I don't care if he threatens my kids, he wont get through my husband or me, plus, diff states
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol im so noty clicking
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spewed after watching the 2 lezzos fuck on the melbourne train
26:00 <simba> link
26:00 <Serenity> eating dude..
26:00 <Serenity> like his dick? or zombie style?
26:00 <Saemon> no. let me clear this once and for call. i do not pee into the sink. i pee into a plastic jug, and then carefully pour the urine right down over the sink drain hole. none of it really touches the actual sink at all most of the time. just straight down into the drain hole.
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://xhamster.com/movies/1963149/hot_lesbians_eating_pussy_on_the_public_bus_in_melbourne.html
26:00 <Serenity> you piss in the sink
26:00 <simba> what a waste of irc
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol im so noty clicking
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spewed after watching the 2 lezzos fuck on the melbourne train
26:00 <simba> link
26:00 <Serenity> eating dude..
26:00 <Serenity> like his dick? or zombie style?
26:00 <Saemon> no. let me clear this once and for call. i do not pee into the sink. i pee into a plastic jug, and then carefully pour the urine right down over the sink drain hole. none of it really touches the actual sink at all most of the time. just straight down into the drain hole.
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://xhamster.com/movies/1963149/hot_lesbians_eating_pussy_on_the_public_bus_in_melbourne.html
26:00 <Serenity> you piss in the sink
26:00 <simba> what a waste of irc
27:00 <Maurice> Stupid dickbag
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Underworld movies and that catsuit
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
27:00 <Drgore> the new irc shows you everyting you have ever typed
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> although
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know how he plans on getting to WA
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont hate me but i pref thingo as catwoman in dkrises
27:00 <Attila> cut out the middle man, and PISS IN THE SINK. 
27:00 <doctor> nah nothing like that
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
27:00 <Mew> it'd be much nicer if it was "Old Man Eating, Dude, For Last Seat On The Subway In China"
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> so ur piss sits in the u bend
27:00 <doctor> just some guy trying to eat another guy
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> and stinks out the place
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovely
27:00 <doctor> lol mew
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u get link simba
27:00 <Attila> cut out the middle man, and PISS IN THE SINK. 
27:00 <doctor> nah nothing like that
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
27:00 <Mew> it'd be much nicer if it was "Old Man Eating, Dude, For Last Seat On The Subway In China"
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> so ur piss sits in the u bend
27:00 <doctor> just some guy trying to eat another guy
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> and stinks out the place
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovely
27:00 <doctor> lol mew
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u get link simba
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> over kate in hers
28:00 <Maurice> Riding his witch over, probably
28:00 <Maurice> Serenity knows where I live, she drives by and beeps, shes NEVER gonna give my addy out, no matter what
28:00 <Maurice> Plus, I have her addy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know I just thought of this
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon his wife might be his forced carer
28:00 <simba> lmao yes fucken dandenong sluzzas i bet
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol yeh
28:00 <simba> "ur not gonna believe this bozzo"
28:00 <Mew> i think i saw the bus dykes on facebook a while back
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl yeah
28:00 <simba> this is not the australia i identify with
28:00 <Mew> is there where the one kneeling turns around and looks all evil at the camera?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
28:00 <simba> lmao yes fucken dandenong sluzzas i bet
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol yeh
28:00 <simba> "ur not gonna believe this bozzo"
28:00 <Mew> i think i saw the bus dykes on facebook a while back
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl yeah
28:00 <simba> this is not the australia i identify with
28:00 <Mew> is there where the one kneeling turns around and looks all evil at the camera?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
29:00 <Maurice> I think shes as batshit crazy as heis
29:00 <Drgore> i'd give my addy out to anyone who on irc
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't think of one other reason he'd stay
29:00 <Maurice> And they're planning another child :S
29:00 <Drgore> sif couldn't smash em
29:00 <Bastardly_One> are they?
29:00 <Maurice> Yep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he was saying the other night he's no longer attracted to her
29:00 <Maurice> They have one child, planning another
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was begging for sex
29:00 <Maurice> He told us
29:00 <Maurice> Rank
29:00 <Mew> that*
29:00 <Serenity> thats old
29:00 <Saemon> why the hell would you spew at that WaixYourLegs?
29:00 <Saemon> its pretty hot
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> the thought of being there
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> turning around
29:00 <Mew> it'd be better if she had her period
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> n ppl doing that
29:00 <Attila> He gets motion sickness. 
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i woulda spewed
29:00 <Mew> and if the kneeling one hissed when she looked around
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> in which case
29:00 <Saemon> wtf
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spewed when i watched it
29:00 <Serenity> why would you spew
29:00 <Serenity> thats weird you prude
29:00 <Saemon> u some kind of prude or something
29:00 <Mew> spat some blood at the person taping it
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i would worked out where the smell was coming from
29:00 <Saemon> yeah we finally agree on something Serenity
29:00 <Saemon> haha
29:00 <Serenity> smell..
29:00 <doctor> what's wrong with it?
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <Saemon> WaixYourLegs is a prude for wanting to spew at that
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> truly
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldntve thrown up ffs
29:00 <Mew> that*
29:00 <Serenity> thats old
29:00 <Saemon> why the hell would you spew at that WaixYourLegs?
29:00 <Saemon> its pretty hot
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> the thought of being there
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> turning around
29:00 <Mew> it'd be better if she had her period
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> n ppl doing that
29:00 <Attila> He gets motion sickness. 
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i woulda spewed
29:00 <Mew> and if the kneeling one hissed when she looked around
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> in which case
29:00 <Saemon> wtf
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spewed when i watched it
29:00 <Serenity> why would you spew
29:00 <Serenity> thats weird you prude
29:00 <Saemon> u some kind of prude or something
29:00 <Mew> spat some blood at the person taping it
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i would worked out where the smell was coming from
29:00 <Saemon> yeah we finally agree on something Serenity
29:00 <Saemon> haha
29:00 <Serenity> smell..
29:00 <doctor> what's wrong with it?
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <Saemon> WaixYourLegs is a prude for wanting to spew at that
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> truly
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldntve thrown up ffs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but he couldn't fuck her
30:00 <Bastardly_One> because she's too fat
30:00 <Maurice> He can talk
30:00 <Bastardly_One> or were you here?
30:00 <Maurice> He's threatening to murder my children
30:00 <Maurice> He has no say in anything
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he came on asking us for advice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I logged sometimes
30:00 <Maurice> I log
30:00 <Serenity> dude just because your zebras vagina smells like something in the desert
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin lol
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> sorry, i dont fuck my mother in law :P
30:00 <[Maverick]> wtf 
30:00 <Saemon> if i turned around and saw them eating eachothers pussy, id fucken flop out my cock and fap right there and then
30:00 <[Maverick]> @ smell 
30:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL Saemon
30:00 <[Maverick]> tell your missus to wash her cunt if you think vadge smells 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> ermahgerd
30:00 <Mew> then you'd cum into a jug and carefully pour it out the window without any of it spraying back in your face
30:00 <Serenity> every guy i know says vag smells nice. and waix says atleast once a day about how much it stinks
30:00 <Serenity> dude just because your zebras vagina smells like something in the desert
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin lol
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> sorry, i dont fuck my mother in law :P
30:00 <[Maverick]> wtf 
30:00 <Saemon> if i turned around and saw them eating eachothers pussy, id fucken flop out my cock and fap right there and then
30:00 <[Maverick]> @ smell 
30:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL Saemon
30:00 <[Maverick]> tell your missus to wash her cunt if you think vadge smells 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> ermahgerd
30:00 <Mew> then you'd cum into a jug and carefully pour it out the window without any of it spraying back in your face
30:00 <Serenity> every guy i know says vag smells nice. and waix says atleast once a day about how much it stinks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you should being an op
31:00 <Maurice> I logged before that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I do in channels I op ... even if small just out of habit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise ... cbf'ed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to ... back in the day
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOLOLOL
31:00 <Serenity> i think hes gay
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> jug
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
31:00 <Serenity> LOL MEW
31:00 <simba> gross skanks
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> id battle to fill a teaspon
31:00 <Serenity> its not actually spoofing out the window
31:00 <Serenity> just into the jug
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> JUG
31:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha Mew! 
31:00 <Mew> if you add a jug into the equation you can do pretty much anything
31:00 <[Maverick]> ANNNNYYTHINGGG
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOLOLOL
31:00 <Serenity> i think hes gay
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> jug
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
31:00 <Serenity> LOL MEW
31:00 <simba> gross skanks
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> id battle to fill a teaspon
31:00 <Serenity> its not actually spoofing out the window
31:00 <Serenity> just into the jug
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> JUG
31:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha Mew! 
31:00 <Mew> if you add a jug into the equation you can do pretty much anything
31:00 <[Maverick]> ANNNNYYTHINGGG
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I figure if people wanna create shit they're gonna one way or the other
32:00 <Bastardly_One> logs aren't gonna help
32:00 <Serenity> fuck you officer i didnt shit on that cunts car. I shat in my jug and put it on his car
32:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
32:00 <[Maverick]> I didn't cum in her hair... 
32:00 <[Maverick]> I just poured it out of my jug 
32:00 <Serenity> fuck you officer i didnt shit on that cunts car. I shat in my jug and put it on his car
32:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
32:00 <[Maverick]> I didn't cum in her hair... 
32:00 <[Maverick]> I just poured it out of my jug 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh good one B1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I put the oven on like ... 20 mins ago
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never put food in it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <doctor> I did that today with my pie
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and your ban is an hour right?
33:00 <Maurice> Mmm food
33:00 <Maurice> I might be hungry
33:00 <doctor> it was thawed out before i put it in. it must have been on for 3 hours or so
33:00 <Attila> chippie?
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
33:00 <Serenity> ffs [Maverick]
33:00 <Attila> chippie?
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
33:00 <Serenity> ffs [Maverick]
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm having chips
34:00 <Maurice> I ate at lunch yesterday
34:00 <Bastardly_One> in spirit of our potato fetish
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
34:00 <Serenity> i keep opening up my browser and seeing happy nut
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> id be better off with a plastic teaspoon
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> and just flinging it
34:00 <Attila> LOOSE!
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <Mew> intimate times with the zebra is like fucking a dead mans hand shake
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
34:00 <Serenity> i keep opening up my browser and seeing happy nut
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> id be better off with a plastic teaspoon
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> and just flinging it
34:00 <Attila> LOOSE!
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <Mew> intimate times with the zebra is like fucking a dead mans hand shake
35:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is every time I have this brands beer batter chips
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I turn into a farting machine for hours
35:00 <Drgore> B1 u ever mix death bands?
35:00 <doctor> thats not so much a problem for you i'd gather. do you make gravey for it?
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd know
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is great
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> someone besides me going at my mother in law
35:00 <Saemon> i dont understand that analogy
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> u didnt see the pics
35:00 <Attila> Mmmm... I'm going to smoke a cigarette. 
35:00 <Mew> the zebra is your fiance..
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> a) no
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd know
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is great
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> someone besides me going at my mother in law
35:00 <Saemon> i dont understand that analogy
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> u didnt see the pics
35:00 <Attila> Mmmm... I'm going to smoke a cigarette. 
35:00 <Mew> the zebra is your fiance..
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> a) no
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Drgore, nuh ... did a couple of melbourne metal bands like Destroyer 666 and Bestial Warlust
36:00 <Drgore> KVLT
36:00 <doctor> i have some thing called an actifry i put my chips in
36:00 <Mew> the ranga in the black and white stripey top
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> b) ive been married 5 years
36:00 <Mew> oh wife
36:00 <Mew> whoa
36:00 <Mew> why are you calling her your mother in law 
36:00 <Serenity> he keeps trying to deny is her
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
36:00 <Mew> the ranga in the black and white stripey top
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> b) ive been married 5 years
36:00 <Mew> oh wife
36:00 <Mew> whoa
36:00 <Mew> why are you calling her your mother in law 
36:00 <Serenity> he keeps trying to deny is her
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
37:00 <Maurice> Someone feed me
37:00 <doctor> takes around 20 mins for 500 grams
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
37:00 <Maurice> Without trying to kill my children...
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you have have some chips in about 15
37:00 <Serenity> its
37:00 <Mew> why would you go travelling in your 4wd with just your mother in law 
37:00 <Mew> that is super weird
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg.
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> we went
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> to tasmania
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> with her parents.
37:00 <Serenity> it was your wife in the photo
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
37:00 <Mew> but all the pictures are of you and the zebra
37:00 <Mew> no one else
37:00 <Serenity> and she looked like a hippo wearing an african animal suit
37:00 <quasimoto> why would you go to Tasmania
37:00 <Mew> didnt your wife wanna be in the pics?
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Serenity> its
37:00 <Mew> why would you go travelling in your 4wd with just your mother in law 
37:00 <Mew> that is super weird
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg.
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> we went
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> to tasmania
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> with her parents.
37:00 <Serenity> it was your wife in the photo
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
37:00 <Mew> but all the pictures are of you and the zebra
37:00 <Mew> no one else
37:00 <Serenity> and she looked like a hippo wearing an african animal suit
37:00 <quasimoto> why would you go to Tasmania
37:00 <Mew> didnt your wife wanna be in the pics?
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or do you want damn chicken with them as well?
38:00 <Maurice> I WANT STEAK
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an idea ... meh ... too lazy to thaw the chicken
38:00 <Maurice> AND LOVELY SAUCE
38:00 <Maurice> I want steak with white wine sauce
38:00 <Mew> or her dad
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol it was an empty beach
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> all of the pics of my wife on the beach are of her in the nud :P
38:00 <Mew> there was one in a shop though
38:00 <Serenity> now being a large lady, she needs to be aware you can not wear any kind of animal print
38:00 <quasimoto> in the nud
38:00 <Serenity> block colours
38:00 <quasimoto> what is that
38:00 <Mew> they werent all on a beach
38:00 <Serenity> black if you can
38:00 <quasimoto> a neck bathing suit
38:00 <CannibalClown> did greenpeace try to push her back in the ocean
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <simba> imagine if her name was debra.. the zebra
38:00 <Serenity> lolll
38:00 <quasimoto> yeah or zulu queen
38:00 <quasimoto> with massive nips
38:00 <quasimoto> alalalalala
38:00 <Mew> ive never thought that debra rhymes with zebra
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh nothing rhymes with sarah
38:00 <Mew> or her dad
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol it was an empty beach
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> all of the pics of my wife on the beach are of her in the nud :P
38:00 <Mew> there was one in a shop though
38:00 <Serenity> now being a large lady, she needs to be aware you can not wear any kind of animal print
38:00 <quasimoto> in the nud
38:00 <Serenity> block colours
38:00 <quasimoto> what is that
38:00 <Mew> they werent all on a beach
38:00 <Serenity> black if you can
38:00 <quasimoto> a neck bathing suit
38:00 <CannibalClown> did greenpeace try to push her back in the ocean
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <simba> imagine if her name was debra.. the zebra
38:00 <Serenity> lolll
38:00 <quasimoto> yeah or zulu queen
38:00 <quasimoto> with massive nips
38:00 <quasimoto> alalalalala
38:00 <Mew> ive never thought that debra rhymes with zebra
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh nothing rhymes with sarah
39:00 <doctor> that's a bit much
39:00 <Bastardly_One> love the smell of steak ... can't handle the texture of red meat on the whole though
39:00 <doctor> I can get you some cruskits
39:00 <Maurice> Which is my husbands deal but steak is frozen and hes across the road
39:00 <Bastardly_One> kavi are better than kruskits
39:00 <simba> carer
39:00 <Serenity> look out everyone
39:00 <simba> bearer
39:00 <Serenity> he knows my name
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> derogetory
39:00 <Mew> sharer
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> its my wifes name
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
39:00 <simba> debra?
39:00 <Serenity> is not
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh snap
39:00 <quasimoto> fairer?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> u got the same name as my wife
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahhahaha
39:00 <CannibalClown> oh no he knows a name
39:00 <simba> darer
39:00 <Serenity> its not her name
39:00 <CannibalClown> he doesnt know mine
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahhaha
39:00 <quasimoto> malakismeno?
39:00 <simba> xodri
39:00 <simba> carer
39:00 <Serenity> look out everyone
39:00 <simba> bearer
39:00 <Serenity> he knows my name
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> derogetory
39:00 <Mew> sharer
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> its my wifes name
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
39:00 <simba> debra?
39:00 <Serenity> is not
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh snap
39:00 <quasimoto> fairer?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> u got the same name as my wife
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahhahaha
39:00 <CannibalClown> oh no he knows a name
39:00 <simba> darer
39:00 <Serenity> its not her name
39:00 <CannibalClown> he doesnt know mine
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahhaha
39:00 <quasimoto> malakismeno?
39:00 <simba> xodri
40:00 <Drgore> b1 you work at a certain venue?
40:00 <doctor> hey don't question my tastes pal
40:00 <Drgore> freelance
40:00 <Bastardly_One> had kavi though? they're like paper thin
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bit like cardboard to some people but I like 'em
40:00 <doctor> nah i havent, i'm not even sure i've noticed them
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> CC is the derp in kal yeah?
40:00 <Serenity> no.
40:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is in kal
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> i 4get
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but he had his nickname as his numberplate n all
40:00 <Serenity> theres no one here from kal
40:00 <Mew> all this time ive been making zebra jokes i thought we were on the same page WaixYourLegs
40:00 <Mew> theres been too many revelations tonight
40:00 <Serenity> hes lying mew. like he said he had no sister
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
40:00 <Serenity> he knows exactly what you are talking about
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not married either 
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> CC is the derp in kal yeah?
40:00 <Serenity> no.
40:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is in kal
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> i 4get
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but he had his nickname as his numberplate n all
40:00 <Serenity> theres no one here from kal
40:00 <Mew> all this time ive been making zebra jokes i thought we were on the same page WaixYourLegs
40:00 <Mew> theres been too many revelations tonight
40:00 <Serenity> hes lying mew. like he said he had no sister
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
40:00 <Serenity> he knows exactly what you are talking about
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not married either 
41:00 <doctor> but if i see them, you've got me curious
41:00 <Bastardly_One> tricky to find
41:00 <doctor> i normally like to smear them with kraft cheese spread
41:00 <Bastardly_One> usually coles
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll get a packet pick
41:00 <cherri_pie> wassup bitchess
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they're nice with shit like that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> or vegemite and butter
41:00 <quasimoto> mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
41:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <quasimoto> pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u really wanna know.. and story over.. coz i really cbf anymore
41:00 <Mew> i miss sgt splode 
41:00 <quasimoto> do text books still exist in high schools?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ben was a mate of mine.. but he fucked my mrs
41:00 <quasimoto> mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
41:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <quasimoto> pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u really wanna know.. and story over.. coz i really cbf anymore
41:00 <Mew> i miss sgt splode 
41:00 <quasimoto> do text books still exist in high schools?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ben was a mate of mine.. but he fucked my mrs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> actually they're perfect for vegemite and butter ... compliments that cardboard rye kind of taste
42:00 <Bastardly_One> way to go google
42:00 <Bastardly_One> see their protest?
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i been taking all his pics off facebook
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> and being a cunt
42:00 <whencanibehappy> bored
42:00 <Attila> everyone's fucked your mrs. 
42:00 <whencanibehappy> v
42:00 <CannibalClown> *12:42:22 AM* <MeGusta> [1451] <WaixYourLegs> ShadowLurker.. put my wife thru 4 years of uni, with generational poverty units <ShadowLurker> i heard you put ircers thru your wife too
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> even in perth4x4.net
42:00 <quasimoto> why don't you fuck someone else and tell your mrs
42:00 <simba> nice revenge going on facebook and taking his photos off
42:00 <Serenity> what a load of fucking crap
42:00 <Serenity> waix cut it out
42:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah
42:00 <quasimoto> you got him..
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i been taking all his pics off facebook
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> and being a cunt
42:00 <whencanibehappy> bored
42:00 <Attila> everyone's fucked your mrs. 
42:00 <whencanibehappy> v
42:00 <CannibalClown> *12:42:22 AM* <MeGusta> [1451] <WaixYourLegs> ShadowLurker.. put my wife thru 4 years of uni, with generational poverty units <ShadowLurker> i heard you put ircers thru your wife too
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> even in perth4x4.net
42:00 <quasimoto> why don't you fuck someone else and tell your mrs
42:00 <simba> nice revenge going on facebook and taking his photos off
42:00 <Serenity> what a load of fucking crap
42:00 <Serenity> waix cut it out
42:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah
42:00 <quasimoto> you got him..
43:00 <doctor> i can only handle my vegemite if the butter has melted, and normally it has to be on a piece of toast
43:00 <Bastardly_One> with stating the olympic charter under their doodle?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> because of the russian anti gay laws
43:00 <quasimoto> you showed him
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol its not just here
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> his 4x4 group kicked him out
43:00 <Attila> And what of the mrs?
43:00 <simba> i bet you guys have had loads of fights through fb chat since
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> his or mine?
43:00 <Serenity> now hes gonna pretend hes someone else
43:00 <Serenity> .
43:00 <quasimoto> you showed him
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol its not just here
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> his 4x4 group kicked him out
43:00 <Attila> And what of the mrs?
43:00 <simba> i bet you guys have had loads of fights through fb chat since
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> his or mine?
43:00 <Serenity> now hes gonna pretend hes someone else
43:00 <Serenity> .
44:00 <doctor> I'm too sure how russian gay activists could go on a piece of toast but i'm sure I could make it work
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> everything is on google
44:00 <doctor> not
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find these things
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Kavi they're called
44:00 <doctor> alright ill have a look
44:00 <quasimoto> WaixYourLegs you are ignoring the details here
44:00 <Serenity> dont encourage him simba
44:00 <Attila> Yours... though, I suppose, one -could- ask. 
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent talked to him in over a year
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh i left her
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> nothing really to tell there
44:00 <quasimoto> hang on
44:00 <quasimoto> is this panda
44:00 <Saemon> sif u let your mate bang your wife
44:00 <Saemon> wtf
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes not my mate
44:00 <CannibalClown> i bet he paid his mate to fuck his wife
44:00 <CannibalClown> noone would for free
44:00 <Mew> did you leave her because you thought it'd be weird to fuck her and jizz on your own previous jizz from when you fucked your wife and got mad about it
44:00 <quasimoto> WaixYourLegs you are ignoring the details here
44:00 <Serenity> dont encourage him simba
44:00 <Attila> Yours... though, I suppose, one -could- ask. 
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent talked to him in over a year
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh i left her
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> nothing really to tell there
44:00 <quasimoto> hang on
44:00 <quasimoto> is this panda
44:00 <Saemon> sif u let your mate bang your wife
44:00 <Saemon> wtf
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes not my mate
44:00 <CannibalClown> i bet he paid his mate to fuck his wife
44:00 <CannibalClown> noone would for free
44:00 <Mew> did you leave her because you thought it'd be weird to fuck her and jizz on your own previous jizz from when you fucked your wife and got mad about it
45:00 <Saemon> <WaixYourLegs> ben was a mate of mine.. but he fucked my mrs
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> was
45:00 <Mew> waixception
45:00 <Saemon> yeah well that what i was saying
45:00 <Serenity> lol this is too much
45:00 <Saemon> sif u let your then mate, bang your wife
45:00 <quasimoto> SO PEOPLE JUST KEEP ON FUCKING YOUR MRS AND INSTEAD OF SMACKING HER ONE YOU INBOX THE FUCKEES ON THE INTERNET?
45:00 <quasimoto> IS THIS WHERE WE ARE?
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not getting back at her
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got back at ben
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz hes the cunt
45:00 <Serenity> yeah you really got back at him
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was just drunk
45:00 <Saemon> <WaixYourLegs> ben was a mate of mine.. but he fucked my mrs
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> was
45:00 <Mew> waixception
45:00 <Saemon> yeah well that what i was saying
45:00 <Serenity> lol this is too much
45:00 <Saemon> sif u let your then mate, bang your wife
45:00 <quasimoto> SO PEOPLE JUST KEEP ON FUCKING YOUR MRS AND INSTEAD OF SMACKING HER ONE YOU INBOX THE FUCKEES ON THE INTERNET?
45:00 <quasimoto> IS THIS WHERE WE ARE?
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not getting back at her
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got back at ben
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz hes the cunt
45:00 <Serenity> yeah you really got back at him
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was just drunk
46:00 <doctor> is it indian?
46:00 <Attila> heh. 
46:00 <quasimoto> lol you're pathetic
46:00 <Serenity> came onto irc acting like a dick... where people already hate him
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh, his mrs found out
46:00 <Serenity> fuck off
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> he lost his remote job
46:00 <Saemon> lol i reckon
46:00 <doctor> easy solution, fuck all those who fucked your wife
46:00 <quasimoto> so what, he still FUCKED your wife
46:00 <quasimoto> lol
46:00 <Attila> Your wife LET HIM fuck her. 
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was like a year ago
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> woop
46:00 <quasimoto> ..
46:00 <Saemon> get back at the dude who was your friend who banged your wife, by coming talking trash in irc and deleting his fb photos?
46:00 <simba> do they still fuck
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt delete his photos
46:00 <Serenity> i hope you all know hes touching his dick to you encouraging this fucking pathetic story
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> i stole them
46:00 <Attila> heh. 
46:00 <quasimoto> lol you're pathetic
46:00 <Serenity> came onto irc acting like a dick... where people already hate him
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh, his mrs found out
46:00 <Serenity> fuck off
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> he lost his remote job
46:00 <Saemon> lol i reckon
46:00 <doctor> easy solution, fuck all those who fucked your wife
46:00 <quasimoto> so what, he still FUCKED your wife
46:00 <quasimoto> lol
46:00 <Attila> Your wife LET HIM fuck her. 
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was like a year ago
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> woop
46:00 <quasimoto> ..
46:00 <Saemon> get back at the dude who was your friend who banged your wife, by coming talking trash in irc and deleting his fb photos?
46:00 <simba> do they still fuck
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt delete his photos
46:00 <Serenity> i hope you all know hes touching his dick to you encouraging this fucking pathetic story
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> i stole them
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and google has no idea what I'm talking about
47:00 <quasimoto> lol theyre probably fucking right now
47:00 <Saemon> bro u need to kick down his front door and open up a can of whoop ass on him
47:00 <Saemon> and thats the bottom line.
47:00 <simba> oh ok is he lying
47:00 <quasimoto> is Waix panda?
47:00 <simba> what a gaylord
47:00 <Mew> close
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <quasimoto> im getting pathetic panda vibes
47:00 <Mew> slightly less pathetic
47:00 <simba> i know he watches today tonight and like has his favorite news sites and all that but ididnt know he was this gay
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent spoken to either of em in over a year
47:00 <Attila> sif be friends with Ben anyway. 
47:00 <quasimoto> lol theyre probably fucking right now
47:00 <Saemon> bro u need to kick down his front door and open up a can of whoop ass on him
47:00 <Saemon> and thats the bottom line.
47:00 <simba> oh ok is he lying
47:00 <quasimoto> is Waix panda?
47:00 <simba> what a gaylord
47:00 <Mew> close
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <quasimoto> im getting pathetic panda vibes
47:00 <Mew> slightly less pathetic
47:00 <simba> i know he watches today tonight and like has his favorite news sites and all that but ididnt know he was this gay
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent spoken to either of em in over a year
47:00 <Attila> sif be friends with Ben anyway. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
48:00 <Bastardly_One> KavLi
48:00 <doctor> yeah i wasn't too sure what i was looking for, but if I ever spit them at the supermarket I'll pick them up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I left out an L
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Mew> this is the first story ive seen waix do
48:00 <Mew> hes got about 493 before he gets panda status
48:00 <[Maverick]> wait.. which Ben? 
48:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] rofl
48:00 <Serenity> hes pretending hes not actually waix
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> well, the one thats married to the fat bitch
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> no ive always been waix
48:00 <Attila> Holy fuck, a fly just tried to suck both my nipples. 
48:00 <quasimoto> rofl
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive just never been ben :)
48:00 <Serenity> bullshit
48:00 <Attila> That was... awkward. 
48:00 <quasimoto> Attila that's foul
48:00 <quasimoto> put your fuckin tits away
48:00 <quasimoto> ffs
48:00 <Mew> this is the first story ive seen waix do
48:00 <Mew> hes got about 493 before he gets panda status
48:00 <[Maverick]> wait.. which Ben? 
48:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] rofl
48:00 <Serenity> hes pretending hes not actually waix
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> well, the one thats married to the fat bitch
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> no ive always been waix
48:00 <Attila> Holy fuck, a fly just tried to suck both my nipples. 
48:00 <quasimoto> rofl
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive just never been ben :)
48:00 <Serenity> bullshit
48:00 <Attila> That was... awkward. 
48:00 <quasimoto> Attila that's foul
48:00 <quasimoto> put your fuckin tits away
48:00 <quasimoto> ffs
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49:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Kavli they're called
49:00 <doctor> ohhhh, yeah they look similar to cruskits
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they are literally paper thin though
49:00 <CannibalClown> theres so much bullshit here it looks like a cattle ranch
49:00 <quasimoto> HA
49:00 <Attila> fuck you, it's hot.
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> he used to use WaixYourLegs on counter strike source
49:00 <[Maverick]> WaixYourLegs: your parents live in Albany? 
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i stole that nick and used it on here, 4x4ing poerth facebook, and #perth4x4.net
49:00 <Saemon> so WaixYourLegs is just trolling us?
49:00 <quasimoto> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> bens parents live in albany
49:00 <quasimoto> this is all too good
49:00 <Serenity> yeahhh this only happened recently but waix has been here for like 9 years
49:00 <Serenity> rofl..
49:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
49:00 <simba> BAN
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no i havent
49:00 <CannibalClown> theres so much bullshit here it looks like a cattle ranch
49:00 <quasimoto> HA
49:00 <Attila> fuck you, it's hot.
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> he used to use WaixYourLegs on counter strike source
49:00 <[Maverick]> WaixYourLegs: your parents live in Albany? 
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i stole that nick and used it on here, 4x4ing poerth facebook, and #perth4x4.net
49:00 <Saemon> so WaixYourLegs is just trolling us?
49:00 <quasimoto> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> bens parents live in albany
49:00 <quasimoto> this is all too good
49:00 <Serenity> yeahhh this only happened recently but waix has been here for like 9 years
49:00 <Serenity> rofl..
49:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
49:00 <simba> BAN
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no i havent
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and taste way different to cruskits
50:00 <Bastardly_One> darker tasting if that makes sense
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap and addictive
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> how long this nickname been registered for
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. a year
50:00 <Serenity> oh my god.
50:00 <[Maverick]> must be a slow day 
50:00 <Serenity> yuh
50:00 <quasimoto> this cunt
50:00 <quasimoto> GTFO
50:00 <[Maverick]> just like when Saemon acted like he was someone else 
50:00 <Saemon> i reckon
50:00 <Serenity> why would you steal someones name off steam and use it on irc where no ones heard of him and make them hate him
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> how long this nickname been registered for
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. a year
50:00 <Serenity> oh my god.
50:00 <[Maverick]> must be a slow day 
50:00 <Serenity> yuh
50:00 <quasimoto> this cunt
50:00 <quasimoto> GTFO
50:00 <[Maverick]> just like when Saemon acted like he was someone else 
50:00 <Saemon> i reckon
50:00 <Serenity> why would you steal someones name off steam and use it on irc where no ones heard of him and make them hate him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not airy like cruskits either
51:00 <doctor> yeah, cheap addictive food is to my liking
51:00 <Saemon> wait
51:00 <Serenity> SURE SHOWED HIM
51:00 <Serenity> lol!!
51:00 <quasimoto> off steal? ROFL
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i use irc as well
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is just more.. fun
51:00 <quasimoto> isnt that a game app
51:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <quasimoto> oh jeezus
51:00 <xm> i prefer the cat walked over my keyboard and wrote all those messages excuse
51:00 <Attila> Steam.. hah. 
51:00 <Serenity> waix has been around for many many years on here
51:00 <CannibalClown> you are so full of shit
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no
51:00 <Serenity> registration dates mean fuck all considering nicks drop after 14 days
51:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
51:00 <xm> eitherway it's the very same personality
51:00 <Serenity> exactly simba
51:00 <Attila> It is a game app, to answer your question, but I think they're referring to another. 
51:00 <Saemon> wait
51:00 <Serenity> SURE SHOWED HIM
51:00 <Serenity> lol!!
51:00 <quasimoto> off steal? ROFL
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i use irc as well
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is just more.. fun
51:00 <quasimoto> isnt that a game app
51:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <quasimoto> oh jeezus
51:00 <xm> i prefer the cat walked over my keyboard and wrote all those messages excuse
51:00 <Attila> Steam.. hah. 
51:00 <Serenity> waix has been around for many many years on here
51:00 <CannibalClown> you are so full of shit
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no
51:00 <Serenity> registration dates mean fuck all considering nicks drop after 14 days
51:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
51:00 <xm> eitherway it's the very same personality
51:00 <Serenity> exactly simba
51:00 <Attila> It is a game app, to answer your question, but I think they're referring to another. 
52:00 <doctor> are they in the international food isle or the same isle as the cruskits?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> same isle I think
52:00 <quasimoto> CannibalClown i haven't said anything that is not true
52:00 <Saemon> wth is that thing simba does?
52:00 <Saemon> that green red text
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> ctrl k
52:00 <quasimoto> it's christmas
52:00 <Serenity> hes not talking to you quasimoto
52:00 <Saemon> wat is its meaning?
52:00 <CannibalClown> im not talking to you
52:00 <CannibalClown> you imbred fuck
52:00 <quasimoto> 11lol
52:00 <Mew> maybe we can summon plivent
52:00 <Mew> plivent plivent plivent
52:00 <simba> it means leave irc Saemon
52:00 <Serenity> maybe hes like candyman
52:00 <[Maverick]> hey WaixYourLegs.. where were you 2 years ago? 
52:00 <Saemon> simba im on your side agaisnt WaixYourLegs
52:00 <Saemon> we are allies atm
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> me or ben
52:00 <[Maverick]> out in the middle of bumfuck aus? 
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> no ben was
52:00 <Serenity> oh man floss will love this
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> floss is his sister
52:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
52:00 <simba> i dont have side in anything also stop talking 2 me tia
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> her name isnt floss
52:00 <quasimoto> CannibalClown i haven't said anything that is not true
52:00 <Saemon> wth is that thing simba does?
52:00 <Saemon> that green red text
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> ctrl k
52:00 <quasimoto> it's christmas
52:00 <Serenity> hes not talking to you quasimoto
52:00 <Saemon> wat is its meaning?
52:00 <CannibalClown> im not talking to you
52:00 <CannibalClown> you imbred fuck
52:00 <quasimoto> 11lol
52:00 <Mew> maybe we can summon plivent
52:00 <Mew> plivent plivent plivent
52:00 <simba> it means leave irc Saemon
52:00 <Serenity> maybe hes like candyman
52:00 <[Maverick]> hey WaixYourLegs.. where were you 2 years ago? 
52:00 <Saemon> simba im on your side agaisnt WaixYourLegs
52:00 <Saemon> we are allies atm
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> me or ben
52:00 <[Maverick]> out in the middle of bumfuck aus? 
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> no ben was
52:00 <Serenity> oh man floss will love this
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> floss is his sister
52:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
52:00 <simba> i dont have side in anything also stop talking 2 me tia
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> her name isnt floss
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only ever seen then here and there at Coles though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not Woolies
53:00 <Bastardly_One> at least over here
53:00 <Bastardly_One> internet chat ... the only place you can talk about a fucking snack wafer
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for half an hour
53:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
53:00 <Serenity> nooo really.
53:00 <Serenity> ..
53:00 <[Maverick]> god. 
53:00 <Mew> my names actually mew
53:00 <quasimoto> 9,2shut the fk
53:00 <Mew> fyi
53:00 <Saemon> why u being such a big bitch for simba?
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck this.. 
53:00 <simba> mine's Pauline
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck feeding the trolls 
53:00 <Serenity> my real name is serenity
53:00 <BlackDevil> hey [Maverick]
53:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG9tR7k5d5o#t=81
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 05_Sabotage_Dempagumi.inc_TIF2012 (Nov 2, 2012) 4:14 - Category: Entertainment - 80,608 views - 299 likes (75.9%), 95 dislikes (24.1%)
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh she was using floss as her nickname?
53:00 <[Maverick]> fet fucked BlackDevil
53:00 <quasimoto> 0,7my real name is orange
53:00 <BlackDevil> :(
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the nickname her parents gave her as a kid
53:00 <Serenity> oh far out
53:00 <Serenity> you are one dopey cunt ben
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> truly not ben
53:00 <simba> 6,3cum bonanza
53:00 <quasimoto> rofl
53:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
53:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
53:00 <Serenity> nooo really.
53:00 <Serenity> ..
53:00 <[Maverick]> god. 
53:00 <Mew> my names actually mew
53:00 <quasimoto> 9,2shut the fk
53:00 <Mew> fyi
53:00 <Saemon> why u being such a big bitch for simba?
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck this.. 
53:00 <simba> mine's Pauline
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck feeding the trolls 
53:00 <Serenity> my real name is serenity
53:00 <BlackDevil> hey [Maverick]
53:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG9tR7k5d5o#t=81
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 05_Sabotage_Dempagumi.inc_TIF2012 (Nov 2, 2012) 4:14 - Category: Entertainment - 80,608 views - 299 likes (75.9%), 95 dislikes (24.1%)
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh she was using floss as her nickname?
53:00 <[Maverick]> fet fucked BlackDevil
53:00 <quasimoto> 0,7my real name is orange
53:00 <BlackDevil> :(
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the nickname her parents gave her as a kid
53:00 <Serenity> oh far out
53:00 <Serenity> you are one dopey cunt ben
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> truly not ben
53:00 <simba> 6,3cum bonanza
53:00 <quasimoto> rofl
53:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
54:00 <Bastardly_One> moving along ...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the first one on the second page of this ... http://textastrophe.com/page/2
54:00 <doctor> well, i don't mind talking about this kind of stuff because its relevant to my liking
54:00 <Saemon> 8
54:00 <quasimoto> this guy
54:00 <quasimoto> what's up simba
54:00 <xm> my name is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahy. but you can call me Tauy
54:00 <Mew> waix can you go back to how you were earlier
54:00 <Mew> like 2hrs ago
54:00 <Mew> pls
54:00 <Mew> thx
54:00 <Serenity> least when you make stories up you gotta do your home work rofl
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
54:00 <simba> quasimoto lfc 5 - 1 goonbags
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive never been on here when she was on here
54:00 <quasimoto> yes i was very happy
54:00 <quasimoto> 4 goals in 19mins worse than sperz performance
54:00 <simba> 4:1)
54:00 <Serenity> considering this month is the first time ive spoken to ^pilot^ in close to 5 years. and he knows waix from irc from back then.
54:00 <Saemon> 8
54:00 <quasimoto> this guy
54:00 <quasimoto> what's up simba
54:00 <xm> my name is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahy. but you can call me Tauy
54:00 <Mew> waix can you go back to how you were earlier
54:00 <Mew> like 2hrs ago
54:00 <Mew> pls
54:00 <Mew> thx
54:00 <Serenity> least when you make stories up you gotta do your home work rofl
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
54:00 <simba> quasimoto lfc 5 - 1 goonbags
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive never been on here when she was on here
54:00 <quasimoto> yes i was very happy
54:00 <quasimoto> 4 goals in 19mins worse than sperz performance
54:00 <simba> 4:1)
54:00 <Serenity> considering this month is the first time ive spoken to ^pilot^ in close to 5 years. and he knows waix from irc from back then.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is good?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this jewish chocolate spread
55:00 <Bastardly_One> from Coles in the kosher section
55:00 <Serenity> derp derp derp
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> no he doesnt
55:00 <Serenity> yes
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> he knows me from perth4x4.net
55:00 <Serenity> he does
55:00 <Serenity> and so does everyone else from perth
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats coz this was bens nickname
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
55:00 <quasimoto> let's get this straight kids, knowing people from irc is not impressive
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> awesome circle here
55:00 <[Maverick]> hmm 
55:00 <Serenity> LOL now hes confusing his own lies
55:00 <Serenity> hnngg
55:00 <simba> and if that mocking bird dont sing, poppas gonna buy you a diamond ring
55:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
55:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
55:00 <quasimoto> simba i started smoking jozzles out my bedroom window like it's 1993
55:00 <Serenity> derp derp derp
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> no he doesnt
55:00 <Serenity> yes
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> he knows me from perth4x4.net
55:00 <Serenity> he does
55:00 <Serenity> and so does everyone else from perth
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats coz this was bens nickname
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
55:00 <quasimoto> let's get this straight kids, knowing people from irc is not impressive
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> awesome circle here
55:00 <[Maverick]> hmm 
55:00 <Serenity> LOL now hes confusing his own lies
55:00 <Serenity> hnngg
55:00 <simba> and if that mocking bird dont sing, poppas gonna buy you a diamond ring
55:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
55:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
55:00 <quasimoto> simba i started smoking jozzles out my bedroom window like it's 1993
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea what it says in Hebrew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that stuff is delicious!
56:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL!!!!
56:00 <doctor> lol, kosher food is quiet decent from my memory
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... thanks for the reminder simba
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> what ill do
56:00 <simba> u rock
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> is give you his mobile number, address
56:00 <simba> Where Were U In 93?
56:00 <quasimoto> um
56:00 <quasimoto> grade 1 bro
56:00 <Mew> what are jozzles
56:00 <simba> really FUCK
56:00 <quasimoto> yeah
56:00 <quasimoto> i turn 27 this month
56:00 <simba> omg thats the age the illuminati sacrifice irc users
56:00 <Mew> we were in playgroup simba
56:00 <Saemon> 27
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> what ill do
56:00 <simba> u rock
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> is give you his mobile number, address
56:00 <simba> Where Were U In 93?
56:00 <quasimoto> um
56:00 <quasimoto> grade 1 bro
56:00 <Mew> what are jozzles
56:00 <simba> really FUCK
56:00 <quasimoto> yeah
56:00 <quasimoto> i turn 27 this month
56:00 <simba> omg thats the age the illuminati sacrifice irc users
56:00 <Mew> we were in playgroup simba
56:00 <Saemon> 27
57:00 <doctor> what's that marshmellow spread you can get? i used to love smothering that with my nutella
57:00 <doctor> this stuff http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/shop/ProductDetails?Stockcode=733368&name=fluff-marshmallow-spread
57:00 <quasimoto> jozzles are joints, jozzas, jozz sticks, doobs, doobies, splifs, spluffs, the good stuff
57:00 <Saemon> what do u do with your life?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> just
57:00 <Saemon> what have you achieved?
57:00 <Saemon> u just here in irc
57:00 <Saemon> pathetic.
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> next time elizabeth comes in here
57:00 <Mew> i c i c
57:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah
57:00 <quasimoto> you figured me out
57:00 <simba> Marijuana Cigarettes
57:00 <quasimoto> o0o0o
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> tell her C n L say hi :)
57:00 <Serenity> i was in grade 2 in 1993
57:00 <simba> yeah Mew did you go to kindy in adelaide?
57:00 <quasimoto> jozzles are joints, jozzas, jozz sticks, doobs, doobies, splifs, spluffs, the good stuff
57:00 <Saemon> what do u do with your life?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> just
57:00 <Saemon> what have you achieved?
57:00 <Saemon> u just here in irc
57:00 <Saemon> pathetic.
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> next time elizabeth comes in here
57:00 <Mew> i c i c
57:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah
57:00 <quasimoto> you figured me out
57:00 <simba> Marijuana Cigarettes
57:00 <quasimoto> o0o0o
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> tell her C n L say hi :)
57:00 <Serenity> i was in grade 2 in 1993
57:00 <simba> yeah Mew did you go to kindy in adelaide?
58:00 <simba> woot fuck the arsenal lets fukecn slam em 2 the ground thanx
58:00 <Mew> yeah
58:00 <doctor> the year was 17 eighteen nien
58:00 <simba> lucy morice
58:00 <simba> its  1969 in my head
58:00 <Mew> yeah
58:00 <doctor> the year was 17 eighteen nien
58:00 <simba> lucy morice
58:00 <simba> its  1969 in my head
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and never seen that doctor
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks disgustingly nice
59:00 <quasimoto> dylan mckay is such a faggot
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck ppl r dum
59:00 <doctor> the great war had just started
59:00 <quasimoto> dylan mckay is such a faggot
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck ppl r dum
59:00 <doctor> the great war had just started
00:00 <doctor> it's not bad if you have a sweet tooth
00:00 <Bastardly_One> in a decadent over the top kind of way
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now this should be interesting
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that ban being lifted
00:00 <doctor> which ban?
00:00 <simba> dont
00:00 <simba> dont
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the Loof one
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I just told him
01:00 <doctor> oh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> let the raging commence
01:00 <doctor> i don't think much will come from it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing will
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and he'll apologise later
01:00 <quasimoto> HEARTHSTONE
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no p90 hacks
01:00 <quasimoto> HEARTHSTONE
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no p90 hacks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how Maurice gets under the skin of some though
02:00 <doctor> On average we have at least 50 more years of IRC to go
02:00 <simba> this one goes out to Saemon
02:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Doubt - Don't Speak (Oct 7, 2009) 5:03 - Category: Music - 57,283,460 views - 231,697 likes (98.6%), 3,184 dislikes (1.4%)
02:00 <doctor> On average we have at least 50 more years of IRC to go
02:00 <simba> this one goes out to Saemon
02:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Doubt - Don't Speak (Oct 7, 2009) 5:03 - Category: Music - 57,283,460 views - 231,697 likes (98.6%), 3,184 dislikes (1.4%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy her chatting *shrugs*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> [04:01am] [Loof] i'm banning myself for a bit longer
03:00 <Bastardly_One> [04:01am] [Loof] i was a dick
03:00 <Bastardly_One> [04:02am] [Loof] fucking mood swings
03:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
03:00 <simba> hes getting Football Medicine now 
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <doctor> its not easy to stomach
03:00 <milk> doctors are so intelligent that no matter what they say it goes over your head
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know whats fucked
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> that fat cunt is still with him
03:00 <simba> ?
03:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL @ this prick
03:00 <CannibalClown> he really thinks we believe that its not him
03:00 <doctor> its not easy to stomach
03:00 <milk> doctors are so intelligent that no matter what they say it goes over your head
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know whats fucked
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> that fat cunt is still with him
03:00 <simba> ?
03:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL @ this prick
03:00 <CannibalClown> he really thinks we believe that its not him
04:00 <doctor> yeah, loofs no trouble
04:00 <CannibalClown> then he'll be all PSYCH ITS MEEEEE
04:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah im pretty much over it
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> dmg is done
04:00 <CannibalClown> what "dmg"
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> this was just a bit of fun.. but the dmg to his work is priceless
04:00 <Saemon> WHOA EHOA look at CannibalClown!!!
04:00 <Saemon> cool guy in da house!!! cool guy is here!!
04:00 <CannibalClown> then he'll be all PSYCH ITS MEEEEE
04:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah im pretty much over it
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> dmg is done
04:00 <CannibalClown> what "dmg"
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> this was just a bit of fun.. but the dmg to his work is priceless
04:00 <Saemon> WHOA EHOA look at CannibalClown!!!
04:00 <Saemon> cool guy in da house!!! cool guy is here!!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go to bed DrGore
05:00 <Saemon> stfu cunt.
05:00 <CannibalClown> LOL so much for your "change"
05:00 <Saemon> stfu cunt.
05:00 <CannibalClown> LOL so much for your "change"
06:00 <DrGore> really
06:00 <DrGore> aint gonna happen
06:00 <DrGore> i spewed blood
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <DrGore> and got the all clear on a chest xray
06:00 <simba> owned
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> what change
06:00 <Saemon> lol that was just an example
06:00 <Saemon> of what the old me would say
06:00 <simba> i want a new girl to come in here so Saemon gets all awkward and retarded again
06:00 <Serenity> i think errywun needs to calm down
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> bens sister is a bit of a slut
06:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ this cunt
06:00 <Saemon> but now that ive changed, i would never on say that on purpose
06:00 <CannibalClown> give it
06:00 <Serenity> give it a rest dude ffs
06:00 <milk> anyone heard of Operation Payback.AU?
06:00 <CannibalClown> up
06:00 <simba> owned
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> what change
06:00 <Saemon> lol that was just an example
06:00 <Saemon> of what the old me would say
06:00 <simba> i want a new girl to come in here so Saemon gets all awkward and retarded again
06:00 <Serenity> i think errywun needs to calm down
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> bens sister is a bit of a slut
06:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ this cunt
06:00 <Saemon> but now that ive changed, i would never on say that on purpose
06:00 <CannibalClown> give it
06:00 <Serenity> give it a rest dude ffs
06:00 <milk> anyone heard of Operation Payback.AU?
06:00 <CannibalClown> up
07:00 <DrGore> brootal
07:00 <Bastardly_One> totally metal
07:00 <simba> glhf
07:00 <doctor> probably some kind of cancer
07:00 <DrGore> u recon
07:00 <Saemon> i was just givin an example chillax
07:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU
07:00 <Serenity> omg
07:00 <Serenity> go pee in the sink
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh this is priceless
07:00 <simba> i feel like NESQUIK
07:00 <Serenity> better be banana or gtfo
07:00 <doctor> milo quick and coffee
07:00 <Saemon> i was just givin an example chillax
07:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU
07:00 <Serenity> omg
07:00 <Serenity> go pee in the sink
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh this is priceless
07:00 <simba> i feel like NESQUIK
07:00 <Serenity> better be banana or gtfo
07:00 <doctor> milo quick and coffee
08:00 <Bastardly_One> pity he'll never find out about 5.
08:00 <DrGore> could be worse
08:00 <DrGore> i could be doctor
08:00 <Bonny> night all
08:00 <simba> Never
08:00 <Saemon> nesquik? da fuck are u, 5?
08:00 <Saemon> lol.
08:00 <Saemon> sad
08:00 <simba> 5 next week, yeah
08:00 <simba> u?
08:00 <Serenity> never too old for chocolate milk
08:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
08:00 <simba> Never
08:00 <Saemon> nesquik? da fuck are u, 5?
08:00 <Saemon> lol.
08:00 <Saemon> sad
08:00 <simba> 5 next week, yeah
08:00 <simba> u?
08:00 <Serenity> never too old for chocolate milk
08:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
09:00 <simba> everything he says is trolling
09:00 <Saemon> chocolate milk is ok, if its oak classic
09:00 <milk> well Operation Payback.AU starts when the injections stop.
09:00 <Mew> and if its poured into a jug first
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi did u lot know ben fucked a coon when he was up north
09:00 <simba> `ban WaixYourLegs
09:00 <Saemon> so what
09:00 <Serenity> im genuinely gonna ban you if you dont stop
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> what difference
09:00 <simba> everything he says is trolling
09:00 <Saemon> chocolate milk is ok, if its oak classic
09:00 <milk> well Operation Payback.AU starts when the injections stop.
09:00 <Mew> and if its poured into a jug first
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi did u lot know ben fucked a coon when he was up north
09:00 <simba> `ban WaixYourLegs
09:00 <Saemon> so what
09:00 <Serenity> im genuinely gonna ban you if you dont stop
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> what difference
10:00 <simba> doctor takes pleasure from the simpler things in life; a tall glass of fresh milk; a clean pair of slacks; a job well done
10:00 <DrGore> doc says burst blood vessel so fuck you fake doctor irc
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> apparently its dynamin
10:00 <Serenity> yeah hilarious
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <simba> a Genuine Serenity Ban
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 year replacement warranty
10:00 <simba> not sure ive ever felt that.... thril....
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 year on labour
10:00 <Serenity> some with a certificate of authenticity
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha :P
10:00 <simba> ThrILL...>..
10:00 <simba> Bitch Im Trill
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> apparently its dynamin
10:00 <Serenity> yeah hilarious
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <simba> a Genuine Serenity Ban
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 year replacement warranty
10:00 <simba> not sure ive ever felt that.... thril....
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 year on labour
10:00 <Serenity> some with a certificate of authenticity
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha :P
10:00 <simba> ThrILL...>..
10:00 <simba> Bitch Im Trill
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so THERE!
12:00 <DrGore> so when u mixed Destroyer 666
12:00 <[Maverick]> hey WaixYourLegs, do you know if Ben is still on his anti d's etc?
12:00 <milk> when you're 350+ kilos and female, basically all you got is laughing like a schoolgirl to lead people onto a cannibal stick
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
12:00 <[Maverick]> hey WaixYourLegs, do you know if Ben is still on his anti d's etc?
12:00 <milk> when you're 350+ kilos and female, basically all you got is laughing like a schoolgirl to lead people onto a cannibal stick
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
13:00 <Bastardly_One> decade ago now
13:00 <DrGore> were u beating the bm chicks off with a stick
13:00 <Bastardly_One> back when I still had really good hearing *lol*
13:00 <DrGore> still scoring gash off supporting morbid
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I'm ugly :P
13:00 <DrGore> pfff sif that means anything
13:00 <DrGore> bm chicks
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh u mean him throwing up n shit?
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was all me :)
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> its priceless
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> half of the people in perth4x4.net left that channel, and started a new channel called ass
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i cunted them off
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh u mean him throwing up n shit?
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was all me :)
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> its priceless
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> half of the people in perth4x4.net left that channel, and started a new channel called ass
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i cunted them off
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Morbid Angel weren't as good as I expected live
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a shit tour IMO
14:00 <DrGore> what tour
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 90 something
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... ummmmmmmmm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 98 maybe?
14:00 <DrGore> man they played blessed of the sick cd perfect
14:00 <simba> Warm Milk.
14:00 <milk> wut?
14:00 <simba> Warm Milk.
14:00 <milk> wut?
15:00 <DrGore> first band dm band i saw live
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer straight out doom though
15:00 <DrGore> and i thought all bands played like that live
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Cathedral and the like
15:00 <milk> Linda is just pissed off that when you punch John his guts pop out his anus
15:00 <simba> i wanna be, the very best. like no one ever was......
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> i still remember him talking about him asking luke for 3 way
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and luke sent him his cock pic
15:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs: A lovely story. Really moving.
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and he fucked up and sent it to bens work email
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and ben showed it to his boss
15:00 <milk> Linda is just pissed off that when you punch John his guts pop out his anus
15:00 <simba> i wanna be, the very best. like no one ever was......
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> i still remember him talking about him asking luke for 3 way
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and luke sent him his cock pic
15:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs: A lovely story. Really moving.
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and he fucked up and sent it to bens work email
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and ben showed it to his boss
16:00 <DrGore> much dif mixing doom and death?
16:00 <Loof> nothing like each other :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yeah
16:00 <doctor> true simba
16:00 <DrGore> really
16:00 <DrGore> maybe the drum kit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think dooms more bottom end
16:00 <BlackDevil> hey rub my vagina
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> (they both worked for govt)
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> i even bought a 4 digit steam id to make it all legit lol
16:00 <BlackDevil> hey rub my vagina
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> (they both worked for govt)
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> i even bought a 4 digit steam id to make it all legit lol
17:00 <Loof> i was joking
17:00 <Loof> i've never heard of doom
17:00 <Loof> except the game
17:00 <DrGore> dm is now standard kits going at 300 bpm
17:00 <DrGore> i'd imagine that has it's onw difficulties in mixing
17:00 <CannibalClown> are you still going
17:00 <CannibalClown> are you still going
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hate to mix that shit live
18:00 <Bastardly_One> would be a pain in the arse I'd suspect
18:00 <DrGore> it's all triggers
18:00 <DrGore> so once it's set up it's sweet sailing i recon
18:00 <CannibalClown> do you really think we're dumb enough not to have matched your IP
18:00 <CannibalClown> do you really think we're dumb enough not to have matched your IP
19:00 <Bastardly_One> probably true
19:00 <BlackDevil> ok
19:00 <Loof> somebody explain mixing to me
19:00 <BlackDevil> im awake Bastardly_One
19:00 <BlackDevil> so what did you want
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how long ago was this poof?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and did I message?
19:00 <CannibalClown> seriously
19:00 <simba> 4 digit steam id ha ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKENC RACKA WHAT THE FUCK LOL LOL ROFL 
19:00 <Serenity> snore fest 2014
19:00 <Serenity> bought to you in part by WaixYourLegs
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> matched my ip with what?
19:00 <doctor> whats a 4 digit steam id?
19:00 <CannibalClown> seriously
19:00 <simba> 4 digit steam id ha ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKENC RACKA WHAT THE FUCK LOL LOL ROFL 
19:00 <Serenity> snore fest 2014
19:00 <Serenity> bought to you in part by WaixYourLegs
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> matched my ip with what?
19:00 <doctor> whats a 4 digit steam id?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> useless american faggot
20:00 <Bastardly_One> answer my fucking questions cunt
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> steam id thats only 4 numbers long
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> simba
20:00 <simba> yes
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> 0:0:6373
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> steam id lookup
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> go son :P
20:00 <doctor> and what do they do?
20:00 <simba> i wasnt asking about it
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> its the number account when u sign up to steam.. steam is like.. origin
20:00 <simba> ^ ^ ^ ^ TomaTo_TurkEy___
20:00 <milk> how often do you guys clear your cookies?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> steam id thats only 4 numbers long
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> simba
20:00 <simba> yes
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> 0:0:6373
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> steam id lookup
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> go son :P
20:00 <doctor> and what do they do?
20:00 <simba> i wasnt asking about it
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> its the number account when u sign up to steam.. steam is like.. origin
20:00 <simba> ^ ^ ^ ^ TomaTo_TurkEy___
20:00 <milk> how often do you guys clear your cookies?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop looking at some celeb news site
21:00 <Loof> BlackDooDoo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Saturday February 8 2014 04:21am(04:21:14)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed 420 because of that cunt
21:00 <Loof> my 420 is still going
21:00 <Loof> vaping takes like 5 mins
21:00 <simba> every wednesday
21:00 <Serenity> i sign into steam with an email address
21:00 <Serenity> wtf
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
21:00 <doctor> yeah 4 digit?
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> then go into a game like CS:S
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> type status into console
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> and itll give you your steam id
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> your RAW steam identification number
21:00 <doctor> ive a few to farm tf2 hats on idle servers
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre up to 90 million at the moment
21:00 <doctor> but i grew out of that
21:00 <Serenity> why would you bother
21:00 <simba> every wednesday
21:00 <Serenity> i sign into steam with an email address
21:00 <Serenity> wtf
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
21:00 <doctor> yeah 4 digit?
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> then go into a game like CS:S
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> type status into console
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> and itll give you your steam id
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> your RAW steam identification number
21:00 <doctor> ive a few to farm tf2 hats on idle servers
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre up to 90 million at the moment
21:00 <doctor> but i grew out of that
21:00 <Serenity> why would you bother
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he just wanted my attention I bet
22:00 <Loof> dont we all
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ask around
22:00 <Loof> i have
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being told lies then
22:00 <Loof> the consensess is
22:00 <Loof> u rule
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> so his mates on their believed it was him :)
22:00 <Maurice> Its Turkey Lurkey time
22:00 <milk> you know what I love about the secret police?
22:00 <Serenity> im not sure what would be more sad right at this point. Im actually thinking we believe this tripe. or it being true and some random bitter weirdo whos dick was too small for his mrs has been pretenind to be someone else for a year
22:00 <Serenity> right.
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> so his mates on their believed it was him :)
22:00 <Maurice> Its Turkey Lurkey time
22:00 <milk> you know what I love about the secret police?
22:00 <Serenity> im not sure what would be more sad right at this point. Im actually thinking we believe this tripe. or it being true and some random bitter weirdo whos dick was too small for his mrs has been pretenind to be someone else for a year
22:00 <Serenity> right.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
23:00 <Loof> cunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just remembered how hot it's gonna be today
23:00 <Loof> dont fucking remind me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told the old man I'd do some greyhound bullshit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck I am
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not doing shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
23:00 <Loof> as always :P
23:00 <Mew> PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Serenity> i just pictures mew hugging prowl like gir hugging piggy from invader zim
23:00 <milk> the best thing about the secret police is individually they all believe they invented cocaine
23:00 <Mew> PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Serenity> i just pictures mew hugging prowl like gir hugging piggy from invader zim
23:00 <milk> the best thing about the secret police is individually they all believe they invented cocaine
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll ring him and tell him I'll do it Sunday or some time during the week
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've actually got a greyhound training licence
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> arent they just secretly fond of each other
24:00 <doctor> im not even sure anymore
24:00 <milk> well, I dont mean to be rude or anything.....
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1798247_1526134847612571_23801370_n.jpg
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> arent they just secretly fond of each other
24:00 <doctor> im not even sure anymore
24:00 <milk> well, I dont mean to be rude or anything.....
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1798247_1526134847612571_23801370_n.jpg
25:00 <Loof> do you have to be a greyhound to get that?
25:00 <Loof> :P
25:00 <BlackDevil> what celeberity news should i be looking at?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
25:00 <Loof> rotten.com/celebs
25:00 <Loof> the only celeb site worthwhile
25:00 <BlackDevil> rotten.com no longer updates
25:00 <BlackDevil> or works
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet you cant do the macarena as good as that
25:00 <milk> but cocaine was around before my species, I dont know about yours
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh no one invented shit
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like cunts that ask who invented electricity
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm derp
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> who invented oxygen
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
25:00 <Mew> can you link some photos of ben WaixYourLegs
25:00 <Mew> the ones u stole
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> phlerpyderp
25:00 <CannibalClown> you are a dense motherfucker arent you
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> yehh i can get as recent as u like
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet you cant do the macarena as good as that
25:00 <milk> but cocaine was around before my species, I dont know about yours
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh no one invented shit
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like cunts that ask who invented electricity
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm derp
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> who invented oxygen
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
25:00 <Mew> can you link some photos of ben WaixYourLegs
25:00 <Mew> the ones u stole
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> phlerpyderp
25:00 <CannibalClown> you are a dense motherfucker arent you
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> yehh i can get as recent as u like
26:00 <Loof> ah damn
26:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... drunk wenches outside walking past
26:00 <Loof> gonna get lucky?
26:00 <Loof> look what i've got girls!
26:00 <Loof> unzips
26:00 <doctor> what do elves do to pass the time milk?
26:00 <Mew> woohoo
26:00 <milk> the effects of cocaine would have to be the second most well documented thing in all human writings
26:00 <simba> 0:1:8740197
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> 8 mill
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> not bad
26:00 <Serenity> bed time for me
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 2008
26:00 <Serenity> have fun trolls
26:00 <milk> doctor, just watched Terminator 3
26:00 <simba> 2005 my steam was made
26:00 <Mew> waix can u link some pls
26:00 <doctor> what do elves do to pass the time milk?
26:00 <Mew> woohoo
26:00 <milk> the effects of cocaine would have to be the second most well documented thing in all human writings
26:00 <simba> 0:1:8740197
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> 8 mill
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> not bad
26:00 <Serenity> bed time for me
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 2008
26:00 <Serenity> have fun trolls
26:00 <milk> doctor, just watched Terminator 3
26:00 <simba> 2005 my steam was made
26:00 <Mew> waix can u link some pls
27:00 <Loof> wooooooo!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> back
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was half way down the block
27:00 <Bastardly_One> loud slags
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Loof> where you ganna slap a bitch?
27:00 <Loof> were
27:00 <Mew> i dont mind how recent they are
27:00 <Mew> if the zebra could be in them too thatd be amazeballs
27:00 <Mew> amazebralls
27:00 <doctor> what happend man, didn't the elves used to go around poisoning humans with invisible arrows?
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/YplkIfV.jpg
27:00 <Mew> i dont mind how recent they are
27:00 <Mew> if the zebra could be in them too thatd be amazeballs
27:00 <Mew> amazebralls
27:00 <doctor> what happend man, didn't the elves used to go around poisoning humans with invisible arrows?
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/YplkIfV.jpg
28:00 <Loof> pimpslapping women is so underrated
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, was just gonna be nosey because I can
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as ya do
28:00 <Loof> that's how niggas get fucked up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not enough pimp handing
28:00 <Loof> lol true
28:00 <milk> it was great, this Terminatrix made by L'Oreal Corporation forced John Connor to get married to a Colonel's daughter.
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cbf with any more
28:00 <Mew> but isnt your whole goal of being on here to link photos of him that u stole?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
28:00 <Mew> i thought it was to make people hate him
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
28:00 <milk> it was great, this Terminatrix made by L'Oreal Corporation forced John Connor to get married to a Colonel's daughter.
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cbf with any more
28:00 <Mew> but isnt your whole goal of being on here to link photos of him that u stole?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
28:00 <Mew> i thought it was to make people hate him
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
29:00 <Loof> everyoen is telling me to hit her
29:00 <Bastardly_One> go smack her in the head while she sleeps
29:00 <Loof> but if i do
29:00 <Bastardly_One> put a pillow over her head?
29:00 <Loof> every cunt will hate me
29:00 <Loof> i just like to whine, truth is i'd be dead without her
29:00 <Mew> and you collected all those photos
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> photos dont do that :)
29:00 <Mew> what a waste
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was to make it seem legit :)
29:00 <doctor> that guy looks sad
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz he just fucked my mrs
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> and found out what a shit root she was
29:00 <doctor> thats sad
29:00 <Mew> and you collected all those photos
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> photos dont do that :)
29:00 <Mew> what a waste
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was to make it seem legit :)
29:00 <doctor> that guy looks sad
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz he just fucked my mrs
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> and found out what a shit root she was
29:00 <doctor> thats sad
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't listen to opinions on here
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the women regs on here are pretty sensible when it comes to the crunch
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but never listen to the "advice" of most males in here
30:00 <doctor> this place can be really depressing
30:00 <Mew> <WaixYourLegs> so i been taking all his pics off facebook
30:00 <Mew> <WaixYourLegs> and being a cunt
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
30:00 <Mew> can you be a cunt and paste some more then
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i gotta upload em
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> and imgur is boring
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its 130
30:00 <Mew> oh oh oh
30:00 <Mew> i see
30:00 <Mew> so you're going now?
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
30:00 <doctor> this place can be really depressing
30:00 <Mew> <WaixYourLegs> so i been taking all his pics off facebook
30:00 <Mew> <WaixYourLegs> and being a cunt
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
30:00 <Mew> can you be a cunt and paste some more then
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i gotta upload em
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> and imgur is boring
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its 130
30:00 <Mew> oh oh oh
30:00 <Mew> i see
30:00 <Mew> so you're going now?
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
31:00 <Loof> i just wish maurice wasn't so damn boring, with her cats and acting like a lez/slut, that's her whole bit
31:00 <Loof> and she gives shit but cant take it
31:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.streetcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/faketits.png
31:00 <Mew> if you're staying you can upload them
31:00 <Mew> theres heaps of other sites that arent imgur
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> youve already seen em
31:00 <Mew> like tinypic and imageshack
31:00 <Mew> that was just one tho
31:00 <Mew> you've got heaps
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> 6 months ago maybe
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> its all ove rnow :)
31:00 <Mew> but you never linked them
31:00 <Mew> not even 6mo ago
31:00 <Mew> if you're staying you can upload them
31:00 <Mew> theres heaps of other sites that arent imgur
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> youve already seen em
31:00 <Mew> like tinypic and imageshack
31:00 <Mew> that was just one tho
31:00 <Mew> you've got heaps
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> 6 months ago maybe
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> its all ove rnow :)
31:00 <Mew> but you never linked them
31:00 <Mew> not even 6mo ago
32:00 <Loof> i know it's like just a joke, but i'm sensitive when it's people i don't like trying to be flippant with me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you started on her after the lead by druidess personally
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt link what?
32:00 <simba> Hens of September
32:00 <Mew> you never linked pics of him 6mo ago
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> oath i did
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt link what?
32:00 <simba> Hens of September
32:00 <Mew> you never linked pics of him 6mo ago
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> oath i did
33:00 <Loof> nah she said i had no chance with 20's chicks
33:00 <Loof> and i dont even want her talking to me
33:00 <Loof> that was what started it
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fat cunt with his fat mrs in fuckin tasmania
33:00 <Mew> no u didnt
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes, not often.. u dont just paste random pics all the time
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. do u paste random pics of u all the time?
33:00 <simba> stfu 
33:00 <Mew> they werent from you though
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol what
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fat cunt with his fat mrs in fuckin tasmania
33:00 <Mew> no u didnt
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes, not often.. u dont just paste random pics all the time
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. do u paste random pics of u all the time?
33:00 <simba> stfu 
33:00 <Mew> they werent from you though
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol what
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so, you're offering $5000 for her address huh?
34:00 <Loof> nah i had a snickers (bong)
34:00 <simba> snickers is a good word for it
34:00 <simba> Really Satisfies
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> they from the facebook god or something were they
34:00 <Serenity> Mew give up
34:00 <Serenity> Lol
34:00 <Mew> they were direct fb links
34:00 <Serenity> He couldn't lie straight in bed
34:00 <Mew> i know i know i just like poking holes lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> u want direct fb links
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> hang on
34:00 <Serenity> Haha
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> they from the facebook god or something were they
34:00 <Serenity> Mew give up
34:00 <Serenity> Lol
34:00 <Mew> they were direct fb links
34:00 <Serenity> He couldn't lie straight in bed
34:00 <Mew> i know i know i just like poking holes lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> u want direct fb links
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> hang on
34:00 <Serenity> Haha
35:00 <Loof> true dat
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a good snicker
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as the Americans would spell snigger
35:00 <DrGore> Maurice in her 20's
35:00 <DrGore> well well
35:00 <Loof> you know you can eat as many snickers as you want and still lose weight, they're really low gi
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats piece of piss
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1796483_10151941779695954_620405659_n.jpg
35:00 <Mew> direct fb links of pics other than the one you've already pasted
35:00 <Mew> can we have one with the zebra pls
35:00 <milk> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/0/5/terminatrix_2_by_tem_a-d31hwhg.jpg
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/993734_10151740377190954_184151787_n.jpg
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats piece of piss
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1796483_10151941779695954_620405659_n.jpg
35:00 <Mew> direct fb links of pics other than the one you've already pasted
35:00 <Mew> can we have one with the zebra pls
35:00 <milk> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/0/5/terminatrix_2_by_tem_a-d31hwhg.jpg
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/993734_10151740377190954_184151787_n.jpg
36:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like them
36:00 <Loof> http://www.nathanyoungsblog.com/wheat-bread-vs-snickers-bar/
36:00 <Serenity> My cats trying to sit on my face
36:00 <Serenity> Pussy face
36:00 <Serenity> My cats trying to sit on my face
36:00 <Serenity> Pussy face
37:00 <DrGore> pfff
37:00 <DrGore> thats so worng
37:00 <DrGore> wrong
37:00 <Mew> OH MY GODDDDD THE ZEBRA!!
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> serenity the dope thought it was leopard
37:00 <Mew> OH MY GODDDDD THE ZEBRA!!
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> serenity the dope thought it was leopard
38:00 <milk> please tell me that isn't your mrs in that last photo
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> not my mrs
38:00 <Serenity> Yeah I fully study your fat wife to get the African animal print rught
38:00 <Mew> to be fair its neither a zebra nor a leopard its just an obese ranga standing in some scrub with mad cankles wearing a zebra pattern poncho
38:00 <Serenity> Fuck off
38:00 <milk> please tell me that isn't your mrs in that last photo
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> not my mrs
38:00 <Serenity> Yeah I fully study your fat wife to get the African animal print rught
38:00 <Mew> to be fair its neither a zebra nor a leopard its just an obese ranga standing in some scrub with mad cankles wearing a zebra pattern poncho
38:00 <Serenity> Fuck off
39:00 <Loof> atomic DOGGGGGGGGGGG!
39:00 <milk> well as I see it, Zebras have self respect
39:00 <Serenity> Shes bigger than a truck she shouldn't be wearing any animal print
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes weve been thru this
39:00 <milk> well as I see it, Zebras have self respect
39:00 <Serenity> Shes bigger than a truck she shouldn't be wearing any animal print
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes weve been thru this
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but.. theyll prob always have more money than any of us poor cunts
40:00 <Mew> it looks like someones dressed up an elephant and dropped a peanut
40:00 <Serenity> We've also been through what a liar you are but here you are still going
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know theyre still there right
40:00 <milk> WaixYourLegs are you aware that cheating on someone is the pinnacle achievement of that Zebras life
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but.. theyll prob always have more money than any of us poor cunts
40:00 <Mew> it looks like someones dressed up an elephant and dropped a peanut
40:00 <Serenity> We've also been through what a liar you are but here you are still going
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know theyre still there right
40:00 <milk> WaixYourLegs are you aware that cheating on someone is the pinnacle achievement of that Zebras life
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> she didnt cheat
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> her husband cheated on her.. with my wife
41:00 <Mew> can we have the story again
41:00 <Mew> oh
41:00 <Mew> is your wife hot?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ahh its all relative
41:00 <Mew> i bet shes a tiger
41:00 <Serenity> Lol
41:00 <milk> well I cant understand why anyone would wander from that wunderlust
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> she didnt cheat
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> her husband cheated on her.. with my wife
41:00 <Mew> can we have the story again
41:00 <Mew> oh
41:00 <Mew> is your wife hot?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ahh its all relative
41:00 <Mew> i bet shes a tiger
41:00 <Serenity> Lol
41:00 <milk> well I cant understand why anyone would wander from that wunderlust
42:00 <Serenity> Toiger
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre still together
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the cunted thing about it
42:00 <Mew> wait wait no shes a leopard isnt she 
42:00 <Mew> http://beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool2_weird-ugly-people-t5-8_2009072607032812749.jpg
42:00 <Mew> thats how the confusion started
42:00 <Serenity> Lol
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude thats my mrs.
42:00 <[Maverick]> lol, slaving away.. while he sits at home doing fuck all 
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> how the fuck
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
42:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
42:00 <Serenity> Toiger
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre still together
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the cunted thing about it
42:00 <Mew> wait wait no shes a leopard isnt she 
42:00 <Mew> http://beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool2_weird-ugly-people-t5-8_2009072607032812749.jpg
42:00 <Mew> thats how the confusion started
42:00 <Serenity> Lol
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude thats my mrs.
42:00 <[Maverick]> lol, slaving away.. while he sits at home doing fuck all 
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> how the fuck
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
42:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
43:00 <simba> _AtoMic_DoG_
43:00 <simba> n e 1 a fan of Frank Zappa
43:00 <Loof> no
43:00 <Mew> BlackDevil
43:00 <BlackDevil> i bet
43:00 <BlackDevil> she weights more
43:00 <Mew> do ya
43:00 <BlackDevil> than the machine
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahha
43:00 <Mew> oh i didnt even realise she was working out
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes well. thankfully you dont have to lift above your weight to lose weight :P
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i totally rthought she was using it to get off the ground
43:00 <Mew> i just assumed that was a long hot dog in her hands
43:00 <milk> big'uns
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> physics.
43:00 <milk> really...
43:00 <Mew> BlackDevil
43:00 <BlackDevil> i bet
43:00 <BlackDevil> she weights more
43:00 <Mew> do ya
43:00 <BlackDevil> than the machine
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahha
43:00 <Mew> oh i didnt even realise she was working out
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes well. thankfully you dont have to lift above your weight to lose weight :P
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i totally rthought she was using it to get off the ground
43:00 <Mew> i just assumed that was a long hot dog in her hands
43:00 <milk> big'uns
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> physics.
43:00 <milk> really...
44:00 <Loof> never heard of him
44:00 <Loof> good?
44:00 <Loof> Zappa!
44:00 <Loof> Zap!
44:00 <simba> apparently
44:00 <DrGore> never head of zappa
44:00 <simba> I Will find out
44:00 <DrGore> pfff
44:00 <simba> really i thought old dudes would 4 sure
44:00 <milk> there is nothing as satisfying as having a big'un in your life
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> she could probably carry around a 5kg knapsack for a week and lose 10kg
44:00 <milk> there is nothing as satisfying as having a big'un in your life
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> she could probably carry around a 5kg knapsack for a week and lose 10kg
45:00 <Loof> i'm like 39 too DrGore
45:00 <simba> Bastardly_One would
45:00 <Loof> i's ignant
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Frank Zappa was one very talented mofo
45:00 <Mew> http://effekz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/obese_giraffe_517x563.jpg
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
45:00 <Mew> http://effekz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/obese_giraffe_517x563.jpg
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
46:00 <DrGore> i thought i was man but i was muffin
46:00 <DrGore> or a hipster ay simba
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Muffin Man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> great song
46:00 <simba> i was told to check out joe's garage
46:00 <DrGore> i used to like death metal and grind
46:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
46:00 <simba> Nice
47:00 <DrGore> but then I realised i didn't and turned into a a hipster ;)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Spotify is your friend in certain ways
47:00 <DrGore> err
47:00 <DrGore> beard
47:00 <simba> holy shit a kookaburra just went off outide
47:00 <simba> this is crazy
47:00 <BlackDevil> now that looks like element
47:00 <BlackDevil> now that looks like element
48:00 <DrGore> simba was it u who said your mates payed in intense hammer rage
48:00 <simba> no
49:00 <DrGore> some adelaide band
49:00 <simba> never heard of em but google says theyre from tasmania
49:00 <simba> im from adelaide
49:00 <DrGore> what band were your mates in
49:00 <simba> idk one made prisonbitch the other is in NEBRASKA
50:00 <simba> some random 1s
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds more like something anonymity would of said
50:00 <DrGore> na i remember doing a show in adelaide
50:00 <simba> oh its 420
50:00 <DrGore> and u were mates with one of the bands that supported
51:00 <Loof> i miss my beard :(
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sure it wasn't anonymity?
51:00 <Loof> feel naked
51:00 <DrGore> before you turned all hipster and gay
51:00 <simba> yeah was it the place next to the ice arena?
51:00 <simba> the fucken
51:00 <simba> squatters arms
51:00 <simba> i remember a convo like that
51:00 <DrGore> thats the one
51:00 <simba> it was prob PRISONBITCH
51:00 <simba> ??
51:00 <DrGore> maybe
51:00 <simba> u
51:00 <simba> u
52:00 <simba> was an american band playing too
53:00 <DrGore> what happend to u man
53:00 <DrGore> and one point
53:00 <simba> what
53:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhSqmfRTfY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bitter Heart - Seona Dancing Music Video (Sep 29, 2008) 2:03 - Category: Music - 677,209 views - 1,759 likes (97.9%), 37 dislikes (2.1%)
53:00 <simba> lol 
53:00 <simba> ricky gervais old band
53:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhSqmfRTfY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bitter Heart - Seona Dancing Music Video (Sep 29, 2008) 2:03 - Category: Music - 677,209 views - 1,759 likes (97.9%), 37 dislikes (2.1%)
53:00 <simba> lol 
53:00 <simba> ricky gervais old band
54:00 <simba> .whois DrGore
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> owned
54:00 <simba> thanks dragen u SLUT
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nice guy but he always seems random
56:00 <Loof> who is he?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> some dude who plays in a metal band in syd ... used to come in here all the time
56:00 <BlackDevil> “True Blood" – CANCELED – Season 7, which is set to premiere in summer 2014, will be the final season for the vampire drama.
56:00 <BlackDevil> “True Blood" – CANCELED – Season 7, which is set to premiere in summer 2014, will be the final season for the vampire drama.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just always seems like that to me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> random
57:00 <BlackDevil> "Californication" -- CANCELED -- Season 7 will be its last.
57:00 <BlackDevil> "Californication" -- CANCELED -- Season 7 will be its last.
58:00 <simba> i wonder why he said i was a HIPSTER maybe he was projecting cos he said he used 2 listen to metal
58:00 <simba> mid life crisis
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he did say that ... true
58:00 <milk> met this dude earlier this evening
58:00 <BlackDevil> you put out?
58:00 <milk> his name is Rillah Naard
58:00 <milk> met this dude earlier this evening
58:00 <BlackDevil> you put out?
58:00 <milk> his name is Rillah Naard
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as far as I know his band still play and crap
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so dunno
59:00 <Loof> gotta not fight the tireness with weed
59:00 <Loof> tiredness
59:00 <simba> i did go 2 a hipster gay swank place for dinner tonight with plants everywhere and stuff 
59:00 <simba> and the people that work at those places look so fucken
59:00 <shadsam> .
59:00 <shadsam> .
00:00 <simba> i cant even think of an adjective
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Loof> vanilla ice haircuts?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> pretentious isn't right
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but kind of fits
00:00 <Loof> fuck i hate the fashion now
03:00 <simba> lol yeah vanilla ice hair
03:00 <simba> everyone has the same sweep in their hair and a beard of some kind
03:00 <simba> and a chest exposing shirt
03:00 <simba> and every girl has a cute frilly indie dress
03:00 <simba> and an eating disorder
03:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam puts out on the first date
03:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam puts out on the first date
04:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
04:00 <simba> * BlackDevil changes topic to 'True Blood canceled' - LOL?
04:00 <BlackDevil> this is the last season
04:00 <simba> youre so american you cant even see im laughing at you making it the topic
04:00 <BlackDevil> question mark
04:00 <simba> * BlackDevil changes topic to 'True Blood canceled' - LOL?
04:00 <BlackDevil> this is the last season
04:00 <simba> youre so american you cant even see im laughing at you making it the topic
04:00 <BlackDevil> question mark
05:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
05:00 <simba> stop 
05:00 <simba> stop 
08:00 <Loof> hate the way the vape doesn't hit you right away
08:00 <Loof> must put a lot of people off
09:00 <shadsam> GOOD MORNING
09:00 <shadsam> GOOD MORNING
10:00 <shadsam> WB LOVEY
10:00 <shadsam> WB LOVEY
11:00 <simba> but is there a better/longer high somehow
11:00 <simba> compared 2 bong that hits u hard
11:00 <lumeah> [05:10] -prowl- Mew ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 1 hour 51 minutes ago (09.02. 02:19).??? 
11:00 <lumeah> [05:10] -prowl- Mew ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 1 hour 51 minutes ago (09.02. 02:19).??? 
12:00 <shadsam> RIP UR UNDIES OFF
12:00 <shadsam> RIP UR UNDIES OFF
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in my ideal world
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd experience that without the need of a drug
15:00 <lumeah> uhuh..? lol
15:00 <shadsam> HI
15:00 <lumeah> hi
15:00 <shadsam> U HORNY
15:00 <milk> is alienated still stoned?
15:00 <lumeah> uhuh..? lol
15:00 <shadsam> HI
15:00 <lumeah> hi
15:00 <shadsam> U HORNY
15:00 <milk> is alienated still stoned?
16:00 <lumeah> no
16:00 <lumeah> u? 
16:00 <lumeah> no
16:00 <lumeah> u? 
17:00 <milk> can I sell you an iPully?
17:00 <lumeah> discribe it. lol
17:00 <milk> can I sell you an iPully?
17:00 <lumeah> discribe it. lol
18:00 <milk> it's a plastic monkey's fist you plug into your usb
18:00 <lumeah> lol.. ok... 
18:00 <milk> it's a plastic monkey's fist you plug into your usb
18:00 <lumeah> lol.. ok... 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've hit boredom
19:00 <lumeah> does it grip something? 
19:00 <shadsam> OPEN UR BUMHOLE
19:00 <lumeah> does it grip something? 
19:00 <shadsam> OPEN UR BUMHOLE
20:00 <Loof_> same
20:00 <Loof> but something stops me sleeping
20:00 <Loof> i could sleep if i wanted to
20:00 <lumeah> you talking to mil
20:00 <lumeah> . k
20:00 <shadsam> LOL
20:00 <lumeah> you talking to mil
20:00 <lumeah> . k
20:00 <shadsam> LOL
21:00 <Loof> but why dont i want to
21:00 <Loof> hmmm
21:00 <lumeah> you trype on this tiny keys then. :p
21:00 <shadsam> what a beutifull morning lumeah
21:00 <milk> its a gimmick, the iPully is a plastic monkey's fist you plug into a usb port, it sits there making sign language until it senses something in it palm then it grips the object
21:00 <lumeah> you trype on this tiny keys then. :p
21:00 <shadsam> what a beutifull morning lumeah
21:00 <milk> its a gimmick, the iPully is a plastic monkey's fist you plug into a usb port, it sits there making sign language until it senses something in it palm then it grips the object
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
22:00 <Loof> irc addiction
22:00 <Loof> it sucks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
22:00 <lumeah> if u like to talk about bum holes.. lol
22:00 <shadsam> lolol milk
22:00 <shadsam> ill buy it
22:00 <lumeah> if u like to talk about bum holes.. lol
22:00 <shadsam> lolol milk
22:00 <shadsam> ill buy it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not in my case
23:00 <Loof> i mean me
23:00 <Loof> you seem to do stuff at least
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like what?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Loof> play games
23:00 <Loof> watch youtube
23:00 <Loof> listen to music
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose
23:00 <Loof> i just stare at the screen
23:00 <lumeah> well good for u.. lol
23:00 <lumeah> well good for u.. lol
24:00 <Loof> waiting for a new line of text
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've issues with the end of the day so to speak of late ... hard to explain
24:00 <Bastardly_One> can be fine all day ... when it's time for bed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I get weird
24:00 <Loof> same
24:00 <Loof> i'm scared to sleep
24:00 <lumeah> enjoy it.. lol
24:00 <shadsam> lumeah are you wearing a g string
24:00 <lumeah> might grab your dick for ya. lol
24:00 <shadsam> lol nice
24:00 <lumeah> enjoy it.. lol
24:00 <shadsam> lumeah are you wearing a g string
24:00 <lumeah> might grab your dick for ya. lol
24:00 <shadsam> lol nice
25:00 <Loof> i'm so used to having to worry about going to sleep
25:00 <Loof> growing up and shit
25:00 <Loof> maybe i was molested and have repressed it
25:00 <Loof> who knows what those bikies did to me when i was a toddler
25:00 <Loof> they put my brother in intensive care at 18 months old
25:00 <Loof> probably touched me up too
25:00 <shadsam> have a nice suck
25:00 <lumeah> shadsam are u wearing a strapon? 
25:00 <shadsam> yes love
25:00 <shadsam> can i fuk u
25:00 <lumeah> lol no the ipully might grab it not me.. lol :p
25:00 <shadsam> lololol
25:00 <shadsam> have a nice suck
25:00 <lumeah> shadsam are u wearing a strapon? 
25:00 <shadsam> yes love
25:00 <shadsam> can i fuk u
25:00 <lumeah> lol no the ipully might grab it not me.. lol :p
25:00 <shadsam> lololol
26:00 <Loof> stupid mother leaving me with bikies while she went off slutting about
26:00 <Loof> alco slag
26:00 <lumeah> no. lol
26:00 <shadsam> cmon
26:00 <lumeah> nah.. lol
26:00 <shadsam> ill lick your vagina
26:00 <lumeah> no. lol
26:00 <shadsam> cmon
26:00 <lumeah> nah.. lol
26:00 <shadsam> ill lick your vagina
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I've been going for long walks at this time of the day of late
27:00 <Bastardly_One> walking off a change in mood
27:00 <lumeah> have got no other shit to talk about? lpl
27:00 <shadsam> i got a stiffy
27:00 <lumeah> lick your own.. lol
27:00 <shadsam> bend that ass over
27:00 <lumeah> you got a hand. lol
27:00 <lumeah> have got no other shit to talk about? lpl
27:00 <shadsam> i got a stiffy
27:00 <lumeah> lick your own.. lol
27:00 <shadsam> bend that ass over
27:00 <lumeah> you got a hand. lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> weird ...
28:00 <Loof> lucky you
28:00 <Loof> i feel physically threatened by every stranger i walk past
28:00 <Loof> walks fuck me up
28:00 <shadsam> do u swallow
28:00 <shadsam> do u swallow
29:00 <lumeah> your a shit.. lol
29:00 <shadsam> lol
29:00 <lumeah> your a shit.. lol
29:00 <shadsam> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I need a break from this fucking shit city
30:00 <Loof> all shitys are shit
31:00 <lumeah> go buy a real  pro. lol
31:00 <shadsam> i might
31:00 <shadsam> fuk a slut
31:00 <lumeah> go buy a real  pro. lol
31:00 <shadsam> i might
31:00 <shadsam> fuk a slut
32:00 <Loof> i wanna find out where the cheapest weed is in australia
32:00 <Loof> and move there
32:00 <Loof> or the most lenient laws
32:00 <shadsam> i want this new car
32:00 <lumeah> lol what car
32:00 <shadsam> v8
32:00 <shadsam> i want this new car
32:00 <lumeah> lol what car
32:00 <shadsam> v8
33:00 <shadsam> i made a song 4u
33:00 <lumeah> just any v8?
33:00 <shadsam> no
33:00 <shadsam> its very nice
33:00 <shadsam> i made a song 4u
33:00 <lumeah> just any v8?
33:00 <shadsam> no
33:00 <shadsam> its very nice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to find my groove
34:00 <Loof> i used to think about sex every 10 seconds
34:00 <Loof> now it's weed
34:00 <Loof> i have a groove, but it's smelly and connected to a fat heffer
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
34:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/cf4c7e23d02487d46f67aa04644d53f0/tumblr_mzs3wtqGIS1snrtvso2_500.png
34:00 <shadsam> get a cock deep in ur shutter slut
34:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/cf4c7e23d02487d46f67aa04644d53f0/tumblr_mzs3wtqGIS1snrtvso2_500.png
34:00 <shadsam> get a cock deep in ur shutter slut
35:00 <shadsam> `seen lumeah
35:00 <prowl> shadsam, lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 minute ago (09.02. 04:33) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 23 minutes there.
35:00 <shadsam> k
35:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil hi
35:00 <shadsam> cuppa
35:00 <shadsam> brb djs
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Attila> shadsam's got no puss, so he's trying to find a chick who'll talk dirty to him. 
35:00 <shadsam> lololol
35:00 <simba> shut the fuck up reatard
35:00 <simba> why look for someone who just left
35:00 <shadsam> hey atilla
35:00 <shadsam> `seen lumeah
35:00 <prowl> shadsam, lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 minute ago (09.02. 04:33) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 23 minutes there.
35:00 <shadsam> k
35:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil hi
35:00 <shadsam> cuppa
35:00 <shadsam> brb djs
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Attila> shadsam's got no puss, so he's trying to find a chick who'll talk dirty to him. 
35:00 <shadsam> lololol
35:00 <simba> shut the fuck up reatard
35:00 <simba> why look for someone who just left
35:00 <shadsam> hey atilla
36:00 <Attila> hey what?
36:00 <shadsam> u suck cok
36:00 <Attila> Nah, I don't, fuckhead. 
36:00 <Attila> You probably wish, though. 
36:00 <shadsam> yes u do
36:00 <Attila> And you can't spell worth a shit. 
36:00 <Attila> You belong in the zoo. 
36:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Attila> hey what?
36:00 <shadsam> u suck cok
36:00 <Attila> Nah, I don't, fuckhead. 
36:00 <Attila> You probably wish, though. 
36:00 <shadsam> yes u do
36:00 <Attila> And you can't spell worth a shit. 
36:00 <Attila> You belong in the zoo. 
36:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
37:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait for the 17th
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this course is going to be boring ... even a bit of a chore
37:00 <shadsam> eat a cok fagboy
37:00 <Attila> Dream on. 
37:00 <Attila> Don't need a 'cok', don't want one. 
37:00 <shadsam> k
37:00 <shadsam> simbas a lil cocksmoker
37:00 <Attila> You dumb bastard. 
37:00 <shadsam> eat a cok fagboy
37:00 <Attila> Dream on. 
37:00 <Attila> Don't need a 'cok', don't want one. 
37:00 <shadsam> k
37:00 <shadsam> simbas a lil cocksmoker
37:00 <Attila> You dumb bastard. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but at least it's something to fucking do
38:00 <Attila> The girl bailed on you, because you're shit to talk to. 
38:00 <simba> lol he has me on ignore, he doesnt even know im active, he just thinks about me all the time
38:00 <Attila> You're a piece of shit, who girls don't like. 
38:00 <simba> paranoid old 40 something
38:00 <shadsam> she allways bails
38:00 <Attila> Yeah, I'll bet she does. 
38:00 <Shads-Magazine> lolololol
38:00 <Attila> Walks out on you, you fucking masturbater. 
38:00 <shadsam> simbas a lil cocksmoker
38:00 <Attila> The girl bailed on you, because you're shit to talk to. 
38:00 <simba> lol he has me on ignore, he doesnt even know im active, he just thinks about me all the time
38:00 <Attila> You're a piece of shit, who girls don't like. 
38:00 <simba> paranoid old 40 something
38:00 <shadsam> she allways bails
38:00 <Attila> Yeah, I'll bet she does. 
38:00 <Shads-Magazine> lolololol
38:00 <Attila> Walks out on you, you fucking masturbater. 
38:00 <shadsam> simbas a lil cocksmoker
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes it is
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ugh hangovers suck
42:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Loof isn't talking to you is he?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you nasty cunt!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a walk time or something ... you're all boring
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont know if loof is talking to me or not
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont come on much anymore.
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb do u still love me
54:00 <Loof> yes i do bb <3
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Make up sex?
55:00 <Loof> lets forget about it and just fuck
55:00 <Loof> makeup sex?
55:00 <Loof> zing!
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
08:00 <Loof> can you smell my penis? that's because i never clean it
09:00 <BlackDevil> lots of dick cheese?
09:00 <Loof> it's dripping out of my foreskin onto the floor where it eats through the lino like acid
10:00 <Loof> meanwhile i just shit myself
10:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity likes those things
11:00 <Loof> including ass fisting
11:00 <cherri_pie> serenity likes dick cheese?
11:00 <cherri_pie> i thought only simba likes it
12:00 <Loof> BlackDevil wanna fuck?
12:00 <BlackDevil> dont have time
12:00 <Loof> damn
12:00 <Loof> :(
13:00 <AngrymanXL> hi :D
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
23:00 <Loof> i noticed it's cool for women to put men down in this fucked up feminist world
23:00 <Loof> and women beating their husbands is hilarious
24:00 <Loof> i should make bombs i swear
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the dragon awake did she?
26:00 <Loof> nah was just reading this: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1898155_736263993073716_432998844_n.jpg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Loof> vape time
27:00 <Loof> yay!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> .
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm ... think I'll go for a walk in a minute
41:00 <Bastardly_One> restless
48:00 <Bastardly_One> too much life in here
48:00 <Bastardly_One> walk time it is
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
25:00 <Loof> np: Queens Of The Stone Age (Lullabies To Paralyze) <-> "Little Sister" -> [01:10/02:54] -> spotify:track:5wHNRDvNDTvAvNUllq5v7R
30:00 <Loof> ask not what your cock can do for you, but what you can do for your cock
35:00 <Moke> i heard john is a cum guzzler
53:00 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is fun
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Might go shopping to make myself less bored
18:00 <Pieter> Its just cos Im so awesome !
18:00 <AaronDYates> Pieter
19:00 <AaronDYates> yeah so awesome
19:00 <Pieter> Ask Lumeah
20:00 <emuls> 12,12.10,10.11,119,9.8,8.7,7.4,4.13,13.6,6.1,0GAY CHAN6,6.13,13.4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.11,11.10,10.12,12.
20:00 <AaronDYates> Pwned
22:00 <Pieter> I LOVE YOU LUMEAH
22:00 <lumeah> lol hi Pieter 
22:00 <lumeah> no you don't 
22:00 <Pieter> Yeh I do
22:00 <lumeah> good morning lol
23:00 <Pieter> Make it good for me
23:00 <lumeah> lol
23:00 <lumeah> make it good for me lol
23:00 <AaronDYates> Hey lumeah
24:00 <lumeah> hi AaronDYates
24:00 <AaronDYates> It's spence how are ya
24:00 <Pieter> Soon Baibee....
25:00 <lumeah> lol hi spence! 
25:00 <lumeah> why are you AaronDYates?
25:00 <lumeah> nahh Pieter lol
25:00 <Pieter> Too bad
26:00 <AaronDYates> Just fucking round lumeah
26:00 <lumeah> lol 
26:00 <lumeah> ok 
26:00 <AaronDYates> its tech n9nes real name
27:00 <AaronDYates> plus spence is too boring
27:00 <lumeah> make me my breakfast Pieter
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb b1
27:00 <lumeah> lol hi Harrison- :P
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shopping time
27:00 <AaronDYates> I'm feeding my daughter nutella toast 
27:00 <lumeah> have fun at the shops
28:00 <Saemon> nutella toast?
28:00 <Saemon> thats full of suger and carbs man
28:00 <AaronDYates> Yeah she loves it
28:00 <Saemon> u should combat childhood obesity by giving her veggies instead
29:00 <Saemon> like some celery sticks, cucumber slices etcv
29:00 <AaronDYates> she can have a little bit...I don't see her that much so I spoil her :/
29:00 <Saemon> ah thats understandable
29:00 <Saemon> i wished my parents had taken my health into consideration when i was a kid
29:00 <Saemon> they didnt care they let me eat watever i wanted
29:00 <AaronDYates> lol she won't eat vegies.. she is skinny anyway..luckily
30:00 <Saemon> it was lollies and chocolate for breakfast for me, by 9 i was 110kg
30:00 <ViolentJ> now hes 3/4 of a ton
31:00 <Saemon> im not fat now
31:00 <Saemon> im just got higher body mass percentage
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing wrong with nutella on toast for breakfast for kids
32:00 <Bastardly_One> least you know they're gonna eat it
32:00 <AaronDYates> Holy fuck saemon
32:00 <Pieter> Blow me first lumeah
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't need to go ballistic on spreading it
32:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One can you please stop using offensive profanities towards me?
32:00 <AaronDYates> lol true b1
32:00 <lumeah> blow up Pieter
32:00 <Pieter> Morning blowies are a must
32:00 <Saemon> please address me with the respect that i know show you
32:00 <AaronDYates> Now shes eating my vegemite too
32:00 <Saemon> its channel rules.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> my nieces hated me ... I'd only put it on really lightly
33:00 <Pieter> Then youll get breakky in bed
33:00 <AaronDYates> only veggies she has is carrot juice
33:00 <ViolentJ> lol @ Saemon demanding less profanities
33:00 <ViolentJ> thats rich
33:00 <Saemon> I've changed now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> how's this for less?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked cunt
33:00 <ViolentJ> fuck off you have
33:00 <ViolentJ> and ^
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so did you make the woman drive to tee ball?
33:00 <Saemon> -.-
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or not left yet?
34:00 <ViolentJ> what a fucking weird thing to ask
34:00 <Saemon> har har guys.
34:00 <Saemon> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just random
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yet ... yeah ... fuck you Saemon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno who the fuck you are demanding that kind of shit
35:00 <Saemon> demanding what kind of s**t?
36:00 <Saemon> dude, i totally have no issue with you man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> less fucking profanity
36:00 <Saemon> i dont know what your problem with me is
36:00 <Saemon> i just want ppl to communicate in a more civilised and polite manner
36:00 <Saemon> thats all
36:00 <Saemon> show respect
36:00 <AaronDYates> Lmfao
36:00 <Saemon> we do that in our daily lives
36:00 <AaronDYates> ahahahahaha
36:00 <Saemon> so why not on irc?
36:00 <AaronDYates> Get him b1 lolol
36:00 <Saemon> jeses
36:00 <birdbutts> turns out it was just a reckoner
37:00 <ViolentJ> look Saemon heres how it is ok
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this looks alright
37:00 <Bastardly_One> a nice client for irc
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I might try it out
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thrashirc.com/
37:00 <ViolentJ> for years youve been abisive and a fucking manace right
37:00 <ViolentJ> now you say youve changed
37:00 <ViolentJ> its normal for us to be skeptical
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a lying little cunt
37:00 <AaronDYates> who the fuck is saemon ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight he'll be all ... get some hair you old fuck, etc
37:00 <Doodle> he's only little cos he has no legs
37:00 <ViolentJ> jkl
38:00 <Bastardly_One> spence is kind of new
38:00 <ViolentJ> lol Doodle
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he's had the jkl experience
38:00 <ViolentJ> spence is a dickbeater
38:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's AaronDYates duh
38:00 <AaronDYates> At least I'm consistantly an asshole
39:00 <Saemon> i have changed guys, i see the light now. i have been redeemed. Bastardly_One i have said stuff along those lines in the past
39:00 <AaronDYates> don't lie bout changing lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think my housemate is happy with me
39:00 <Saemon> and for that, i am sorry
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me why
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Saemon> for my past transgressions
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's the best comment I've come up with in ages
39:00 <AaronDYates> why
39:00 <Saemon> i was lost but now am found, was blind but now i see
39:00 <Doodle> ..
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a broken syringe down the street
39:00 <Saemon> all water under the bridge
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I asked him if he walked down the street recently
39:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
39:00 <Saemon> oh no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oops!
40:00 <AaronDYates> saemon get in between b1 and I and ski bitch
40:00 <Saemon> did u dispose of it?
40:00 <Saemon> i worry if little children might step on it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't touch it tool
40:00 <Bastardly_One> considering it was smashed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and didn't have a cap on it
40:00 <Saemon> ah yeah thats understandable
40:00 <Saemon> you did the right thing for your own safety
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... yeah ... My housemate has been copping jibes off me all week
41:00 <Saemon> howcome?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that one was pretty good personally
41:00 <AaronDYates> Lmfao
41:00 <Saemon> lol tell some more of your jibes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because ... other people know
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need to
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, know any good looking local women that are desperate, have a car and maybe like a smoke?
42:00 <Doodle> no, otherwise i'd be banging them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored and wish I had a car to go cruising
42:00 <Saemon> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stupid question
42:00 <AaronDYates> B1 u tried tinder ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
42:00 <Saemon> if they are any of that, then i doubt they are good looking
43:00 <Bastardly_One> tried what?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> only tinder I know of is sticks to light a fire with
43:00 <Saemon> i know of women that are desperate, have a car and maybe like a smoke, but they are either meth skeletons or fat
43:00 <AaronDYates> Tinder
43:00 <AaronDYates> It's a dating app
44:00 <whencanibehappy> my mate recommends tinder
44:00 <AaronDYates> u mentioned hot chicks that's all
44:00 <Doodle> 'dating'
44:00 <whencanibehappy> he is getting chicks all the time and hes ugly
44:00 <Saemon> now now
44:00 <whencanibehappy> he always pulls chicks cos he is confident
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pass
44:00 <Saemon> no need to use the U word
44:00 <Saemon> no one is ugly, everyone is beautiful in their own way
44:00 <whencanibehappy> yeh right
45:00 <whencanibehappy> then you can date anyone you like
45:00 <whencanibehappy> noone would be single
45:00 <AaronDYates> I'm gorgeous darmon
45:00 <AaronDYates> saemon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon would still be single
45:00 <Bastardly_One> even if that was possible
45:00 <Saemon> haha
45:00 <Saemon> thats true
45:00 <whencanibehappy> you just need confidence
45:00 <whencanibehappy> im good looking , but im shy
45:00 <whencanibehappy> i never pic up
46:00 <whencanibehappy> my mate is ugly and has balls he pics up hotties
46:00 <Saemon> is he rich? good job?
46:00 <whencanibehappy> no way
46:00 <Saemon> those are factors too
46:00 <Saemon> ic
46:00 <whencanibehappy> he has a small buisisness
46:00 <whencanibehappy> thats it
46:00 <whencanibehappy> lives on his own
46:00 <whencanibehappy> nothing fancy
46:00 <Saemon> is it fit at least?
47:00 <whencanibehappy> drives a camry
47:00 <Saemon> is he*
47:00 <whencanibehappy> no hes not fit
47:00 <ViolentJ> lol @ this cunt
47:00 <whencanibehappy> trust me hes a 5 out of 10
47:00 <Saemon> got a pic of him?
47:00 <ViolentJ> randomly pm'ing ppl "wanna go on a date" isnt gonna work
47:00 <whencanibehappy> yeh , but im not going to send it
47:00 <whencanibehappy> its not mine to send...
47:00 <Saemon> upload it then
48:00 <Saemon> thats not sending
48:00 <whencanibehappy> its my mate
48:00 <whencanibehappy> im not doing that shit
48:00 <Saemon> he doesnt need to know
48:00 <whencanibehappy> i have some morals
48:00 <whencanibehappy> hes a 5 out of 10
48:00 <Saemon> hehe yeah thats good. i was jsut testing you
48:00 <whencanibehappy> thats good enough
48:00 <Saemon> yep
48:00 <Saemon> you have honor. i respect that.
48:00 <whencanibehappy> has a bodgey arm too
49:00 <Saemon> what we do in life, echoes in eternity.
49:00 <whencanibehappy> trust me i get envious
49:00 <whencanibehappy> he literally has a different girl for everyday
49:00 <Saemon> the truth is, they are probably all escorts.
49:00 <whencanibehappy> and now he is telling me girls from years ago are contacting me
50:00 <whencanibehappy> noway
50:00 <whencanibehappy> i know the dude
50:00 <whencanibehappy> if its an escort he will say
50:00 <Pieter> You all make me happy:)
52:00 <whencanibehappy> i need some beach and babes
52:00 <Kynetic> ohhh yea
52:00 <Kynetic> needed that hit.
52:00 <whencanibehappy> cant wait for winter
52:00 <whencanibehappy> dont have to worry about that shit
56:00 <lumeah> have ya used Thrash Bastardly_One? 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
56:00 <lumeah> don't want to ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was thinking of trying it out though
57:00 <lumeah> yeah nice page. still reading it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seems alright doesn't it?
58:00 <lumeah> yeah should be more pictures tho
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'd like some user reports ... can't hurt to try it later on when nothing better to do I guess
00:00 <lumeah> yeah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't use traditional irc
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship and I use the same crappy script
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah and so it seems mine is now blocking some users talking in certain channels when in others it shows them talking
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> when?
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont know
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gremlinz was talking in another channel BUT in another channel i could see him talk
03:00 <lumeah> thats f'ed
03:00 <lumeah> i ve just got shitty old Mirc.exe 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> strange Snoopys_Gunship
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if you just use plain irc ... go for thrash
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I would
04:00 <Bastardly_One> looks heaps nicer
05:00 <lumeah> does
07:00 <Pieter> Fuck Im AWESOME
08:00 <lumeah> so am i ! 
08:00 <Pieter> Maybe
09:00 <birdbutts> http://31.media.tumblr.com/94cb8610cd602da37173338c7bf58aaa/tumblr_my0d98dQKT1ql5yr7o1_400.gif
10:00 <Pieter> Great. Got a mix right infront of me. I think im gonna be in bed soon
10:00 <Pieter> Dumb cartoons are making me giggle
10:00 <lumeah> where do ya live Pieter?
11:00 <Pieter> southbank why?
11:00 <lumeah> brisvagas? 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> as if ... nuh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> part of Melbourne
12:00 <lumeah> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's a homeless shelter around there
12:00 <lumeah> lol i like brisbane tho.
12:00 <lumeah> hahaha
12:00 <lumeah> im going to see a chick flick,, yaya
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cool too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you are a chick
13:00 <lumeah> yup
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ban druidess trouble maker!
15:00 <druidess> get over it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't on it to begin with
15:00 <druidess> this channels gone to shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
15:00 <druidess> Maurice is a fkn sook
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont do it brissy sucks
17:00 <druidess> lol
17:00 <lumeah> sook sook sook.. havb;t herd that in ages 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
19:00 <lumeah> lol 
19:00 <lumeah> ahh your a sook! 
20:00 <druidess> ur all sooks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked bitch
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *sooks*
22:00 <lumeah> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> up to anything today?
22:00 <lumeah> *snooks*
22:00 <lumeah> -n :P
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damnit that set my thing off
23:00 <lumeah> lol what thing?
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> snooks set my nick thing off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nick highlighting noise thing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> on that script
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah thats thing lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> goes through your head in the middle of the night I reckon
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all i can hear while watching a movie sometimes is beep beep beep lol
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like fuck who wants me now lol
24:00 <Pieter> Why cant I buy women:(
24:00 <Pieter> All ouut
25:00 <lumeah> lol
25:00 <lumeah> why can't i buy men ? lol 
25:00 <Pieter> I can be bought
26:00 <Pieter> Steve irwin lives on 7two
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a Lego movie
27:00 <Bastardly_One> called ... The Lego Movie
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup and another muppets movie coming next month :D
27:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend just entered her session
27:00 <Bastardly_One> obviously in the US
28:00 <lumeah> hahaha
28:00 <lumeah> whats your price Snoopys_Gunship? lol 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> even if 50 cents
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> going cheap $1
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :LD
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're want change
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in that case
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> get fucked old man lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you want 95 cents change
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and still feel ripped off
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey my tongue is worth that alone thank you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're = you'd
29:00 <lumeah> hahaha
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fine anyone want me pm me im going to watch a movie
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
30:00 <lumeah> ok bye
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
30:00 <lumeah> lol
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cunt
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know how to annoy me dont you bitch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
31:00 <lumeah> i won't do it lol 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
31:00 <lumeah> tho i am tempted lol
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no go for it, im back here now
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill put the movie on pause until Bastardly_One fucks off
31:00 <lumeah> go watch ya movie 
31:00 <lumeah> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew he flicked away
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not going anywhere
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... that's gonna be on pause for a long time
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well looks like ill watch it tomorrow then
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> go ... sook
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope too late now bitch
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually now argueing with you has made me hungry
32:00 <lumeah> go make food
32:00 <Bastardly_One> tht
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that was arguing?
32:00 <Pieter> Im gunna do mzyoyo just to get her attention
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> food is already made lumeah
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im at work remember
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Pieter
33:00 <lumeah> ahh ok 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> did you move yet?
33:00 <Pieter> Nup
33:00 <Pieter> Move where?
33:00 <Pieter> Moon?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were going to though
34:00 <Pieter> I like the moon
34:00 <Bastardly_One> when you got charged private
34:00 <Pieter> I weigh fuck all on it,,
34:00 <Pieter> I eat turtle poo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking depressing that must be though
34:00 <Pieter> :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> to have to pay full rent on that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I assume you actually eat
36:00 <lumeah>  there you go pieter https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1902739_799262450108073_1600994710_n.jpg   lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a sweet deal where I'm at ... just a pity about the city itself
36:00 <Pieter> Whats that?
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lumeah you seen my cock yet ;)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> click it and find out
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x126/jaynesblogtemplates/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg :D
37:00 <Pieter> Naaaa
37:00 <Pieter> Im gonna smoke 1 cone and go bacl tobed
37:00 <Pieter> Bbl
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Stupid airplane mode
42:00 <lumeah> lol 
42:00 <lumeah> go to sleep stoner
44:00 <Bastardly_One> weird how pot does that to junkies on downers
44:00 <Bastardly_One> considering how strong in comparison
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but 2 cones and they're wiped
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Mayhem <3
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh damn
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
45:00 <Mayhem> hiya
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told you until you disappear ill be here
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hours yet
45:00 <Bastardly_One> i'll do it where I can repeat
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats alright ill be here for hours then
46:00 <Bastardly_One> about 20 times in a row
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its good to have my sound off :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hgahahahah
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know how to combat you haha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I'm hungry
52:00 <lumeah> the thrash wants the .net frame work.. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
59:00 <Bastardly_One> shit damn
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told you
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> did i not
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get bored
00:00 <Bastardly_One> eventually
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah not really
01:00 <Bastardly_One> go watch it if you really want to
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll leave ya alone
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its ok i got things on here to do now :)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> as if that's gonna work
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lying to me :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
02:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
02:00 <couleurs> ~love birds~
07:00 <omfgbbqshops> Mmmmm
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be beer time
08:00 <Nikky`> It must be
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi nikky
08:00 <couleurs> Go Bears
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley starts childcare on the 20th
09:00 <Mayhem> hiya bbqhacks
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax 
09:00 <Mayhem> o/ Nikky`
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Taking her to childcare on my bday for a fewhours
09:00 <Nikky`> Coolies, its all happening now 
09:00 <Nikky`> Hiya Mayhem :o))
09:00 <Mayhem> \o couleurs
09:00 <Mayhem> :>
10:00 <couleurs> hi everybodey happy valentines dey
11:00 <Bastardly_One> merry easter
11:00 <Nikky`> tell me that next fri once you spend million dollars on me..to show your love
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
11:00 <Nikky`> Its only day you can do it, you know
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told you i aint going anywhere
14:00 <Nikky`> Why not Snoopys_Gunship? go damnit.. GOOOOO :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
16:00 <Bastardly_One> answer Nikky`
16:00 <Nikky`> leave poor Snoopys_Gunship alone.. he is probably working hard, watch a movie
16:00 <Nikky`> haha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm saying his name
16:00 <lumeah> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> his highlight has a really annoying sound
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we use the same script
18:00 <couleurs> omelette du fromage.........
18:00 <Nikky`> aaah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I went op shopping this morning
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and was disgusted at how dear things are
20:00 <peace> some fucken ppl i dont know
20:00 <couleurs> what did you go shopping for...
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on about chris?
20:00 <peace> whats up with trippers that cant read what you type proper
20:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, nothing in particular if you know what i mean
20:00 <peace> and say you lie
20:00 <lumeah> lol
20:00 <peace> hi lumeah
20:00 <lumeah> hi peace
20:00 <Bastardly_One> to see what I could see ... and if I found a bargain then bonus
20:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ktOh92u.png
20:00 <couleurs> hehe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> only one store out of 4 well known charities
21:00 <Bastardly_One> was decently priced with everything $5 or under
21:00 <AaronDYates> Started from the bottom now the team here nigga
22:00 <AaronDYates> whole team here nigga
23:00 <AaronDYates> bout to hit my mates pool in Brighton...its fucking huge
23:00 <peace> lucky
23:00 <AaronDYates> Yeah should be awesome peace
24:00 <Bastardly_One> look at you spence
24:00 <Bastardly_One> pretending you've got friends and stuff when you're at the noble park pool
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute!
24:00 <AaronDYates> Lol yeah nobles
25:00 <Bastardly_One> someone was going off to be about that pool once
25:00 <AaronDYates> I'm actually at my sisters atm with my daughter in highett
25:00 <Bastardly_One> because they have muslim days or something
25:00 <AaronDYates> lol halal water
26:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
26:00 <AaronDYates> We started in dandy now the whole team in highett nigga
26:00 <AaronDYates> lmao
26:00 <AaronDYates> the noble slide looks good though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's been there since adam was a pup
27:00 <lumeah> yay bought movie tick
27:00 <AaronDYates> Yeah I never been there just pass it on way to n from work
27:00 <AaronDYates> looks ok
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... only passed it ever myself
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> useless to me ... I can't swim
28:00 <AaronDYates> too much Indian and Asian wee I think
28:00 <peace> i can swim but no shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> go down the pool chris
29:00 <Bastardly_One> something to do
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lumeah, movie what? :P
30:00 <lumeah> labour Day
30:00 <lumeah> L
31:00 <Nikky`> That movie looks too girly for me
31:00 <Nikky`> think it will be boring
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm now waiting for the Lego movie
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that I didn't know existed until an hour ago
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 44 going on 12
33:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
33:00 <Loof> hey
34:00 <AaronDYates> Sup loof
34:00 <Nikky`> Watching kids movies is ok at any age
34:00 <Bastardly_One> our age :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> at least we're not as old as Bonny :P
35:00 <Nikky`> Sure, 32 is ok to watch kids movies :P
35:00 <lumeah> i like the frozen movie.. that a little delisuonal tho lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she's working today by the way
35:00 <lumeah> gonan go , see ay everyoens 
35:00 <lumeah> *waves
35:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya ... have fun :)
35:00 <lumeah> thanks :)
37:00 <Nikky`> yeah I know she is
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that would hurt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> seems the country is warmer than melb at the moment
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
42:00 <Nikky`> except tassie
42:00 <Nikky`> that never gets hot
42:00 <Nikky`> :P
43:00 <doctor> elder scrolls online is pretty decent from what i've experienced so far
43:00 <couleurs> there's lost of elder scrolls in here... if u no wat i mean
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its hot today in tas
45:00 <Nikky`> lies
45:00 <doctor> yeah no fresh air to have blown through here in a long while couleurs
45:00 <Nikky`> Why lie
45:00 <Nikky`> hehe
45:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Its 23
45:00 <couleurs> RIP Skrotus
45:00 <doctor> just an old damp dark dank cave with some old scrunched up scrolls
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats hot for tas
46:00 <doctor> RIP in piece Skrotus
46:00 <mzyoyo> wtf
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg
46:00 <couleurs> u lil rippa
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont have to work this weekend
46:00 <Nikky`> I don't either
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have to work monday even though its a public holiday
47:00 <doctor> me either so let's abuse ourselves together
47:00 <Nikky`> Why is mon a public holiday?
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hobart cup
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Regatta day
47:00 <doctor> National Tasmania Day
47:00 <Nikky`> But, I don't ever work weekends
47:00 <Nikky`> I see
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Incest day
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you circumcise a tasmanian?
48:00 <doctor> Do the people keep to themselves in Tasmania or is it all community orientated?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> kick his sister in the teeth
48:00 <Loof> uncledad day
48:00 <Loof> right bb
48:00 <doctor> lol
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sisterdad
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Auntysus
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sis
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Heard them all
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lucky I am european
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have dual passports
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I am just visiting
50:00 <doctor> What part of europe?
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Both parz are dutch
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was born in aus
51:00 <Loof> dutch here too
51:00 <Loof> and irish
51:00 <doctor> yeah i suspected some where north
53:00 <Nikky`> ok will bbl
54:00 <couleurs> i have 3 passports sux me dik
55:00 <doctor> Can I have one?
55:00 <couleurs> i'll forge 1 4 u using my photoshop and colour printer
55:00 <doctor> thank u
56:00 <Acostar> to lay to put to bed
56:00 <Acostar> :)
56:00 <couleurs> i got a new aussie one a few months ago, it cost like $289 and it's all plasticy on the inside
56:00 <Loof> i wanna  play elder scrolls :(
57:00 <Loof> but i've got about 2gb left
57:00 <doctor> $289!>?
57:00 <couleurs> yeah
57:00 <Loof> and it's a 20+ gb download
57:00 <couleurs> ridiculous
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, doctor has it
57:00 <Loof> i know
58:00 <Loof> my wired internet is fucked
58:00 <Loof> have to wait till it's fixed
58:00 <doctor> Yeah 20 gig, but it was dling at supposably 2meg per second
58:00 <doctor> plus you need a beta key. i signed up for it a few years back
58:00 <mandyjane> awww
58:00 <Loof> i have one
58:00 <mandyjane> cutest little girl in the shop
59:00 <mandyjane> hey Loof 
59:00 <doctor> What ISP you with?
59:00 <Loof> hey hun
59:00 <Loof> ausbbs
59:00 <doctor> I'm sure you can dl unmetered some where
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
59:00 <Loof> my ausbbs isn't working so i'm on a 3gb telstra dongle
59:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oWIF2n4ZLs
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Gypsy (Oct 30, 2010) 4:30 - Category: Music - 3,018,299 views - 9,302 likes (97.6%), 226 dislikes (2.4%)
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where is my headset
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking hell
00:00 <doctor> you can get it at ausgamers.com which im pretty sure is unmetered for telstra users
01:00 <Loof> nah i better not risk it, need this last 2gb for work, if it ends up metred i'm screwed
01:00 <Loof> i'll wait till ausbbs is fixed
01:00 <Loof> next week
01:00 <doctor> fair enough
01:00 <Loof> hopefully
02:00 <doctor> the beta lasts only a few days :(
02:00 <Loof> oh fuck
02:00 <Loof> damn
02:00 <Loof> :(
02:00 <doctor> it comes out april hopefully
02:00 <Loof> worth getting?
02:00 <doctor> so at least we've got something to look forward untill then
02:00 <doctor> from what ive experienced, yeah
02:00 <Loof> awesome
03:00 <Loof> fucken loved skyrim/oblivion
03:00 <doctor> many countless hours of distraction and fantasy
03:00 <Loof> yep
03:00 <Loof> just what society needs :P
04:00 <doctor> i wish i was born an orc
04:00 <doctor> exactly
04:00 <Loof> wouldn't mind being an orc
04:00 <Loof> i already look kinda like one
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <doctor> orcs or trolls
07:00 <couleurs> `seen birdbutts
07:00 <prowl> couleurs, birdbutts ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 minutes ago (08.02. 11:59) stating "Quit: " after spending 5 hours 15 minutes there.
07:00 <couleurs> Oh Ok
07:00 <couleurs> Good
07:00 <doctor> is that them couleurs?
08:00 <couleurs> yes
08:00 <doctor> good
09:00 <couleurs> :~)
18:00 <couleurs> http://vimeo.com/86055002
23:00 <doctor> not bad, not bad at all
23:00 <Moke> im eating an lcms bar
23:00 <couleurs> thank u
23:00 <Moke> stfu
23:00 <doctor> sorry to hear
23:00 <Moke> why
23:00 <Moke> lcm is nice
25:00 <Moke> i nutted her
31:00 <couleurs>  ¯\(ツ)/¯﻿
33:00 <stebie> hi
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got baby yet
35:00 <stebie> 2 now
35:00 <stebie> omnomnom
40:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
50:00 <doctor> lets have a go at it!
55:00 <Acostar> Hؔؔؔ
58:00 <couleurs> aehaehe
01:00 <Acostar>  吩windows shroom
02:00 <couleurs>  ¯\(ツ)/¯﻿
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/OrniA3p.gif
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
13:00 <Moke> lets make a baby
13:00 <Moke> lol
13:00 <Moke> np: Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch (Main Version) "Pass That Dutch"
14:00 <Moke> run for cover motherfucker
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missy Elliott - Bomb Intro... Pass That Dutch.mp3 (3.32MB 128kbps Stereo 3:37)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> .
23:00 <Doodle> come on who doesn't love a fat girl in a tracksuit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm still single in this city
23:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know where all the lookers are down your end?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Woolies
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious *lol*
24:00 <Doodle> woolies?
25:00 <Doodle> oh safeway
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon a fair percentage of the time I've been in there I've wondered where at least one female comes from
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
25:00 <Doodle> i shop at coles for the great music
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they must miss me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Downloading apps on xbox
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I can watch tv
26:00 <couleurs> xbox... so revolutionary... watch tv on your tv
27:00 <Doodle> lool
30:00 <couleurs> Doodle: http://www.caradvice.com.au/268989/400kw-club-comparison-audi-rs6-v-bmw-m5-v-jaguar-xfr-s-v-mercedes-benz-e63-amg/
31:00 <couleurs> that audi...
31:00 <Doodle> day e63
31:00 <Doodle> *dat
32:00 <Saemon> hi everyone =]
33:00 <couleurs> i like that colour, it's like they forgot to paint it
33:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
33:00 <Doodle> primer grey
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_JOBCLF-I
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The LEGO® Movie - Official Main Trailer [HD] (Oct 31, 2013) 3:01 - Category: Entertainment - 13,027,884 views - 63,622 likes (94.8%), 3,463 dislikes (5.2%)
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
35:00 <couleurs> it's the only good .au car website
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the only good .au car webstie
36:00 <couleurs> damn that bmw 235i is ugly
38:00 <couleurs> stevie wonder... head of design
40:00 <Doodle> most new bmw's are revolting
41:00 <Doodle> http://www.carsguide.com.au/images/uploads/BMW-5series-GT-W.jpg
41:00 <Doodle> i mean for god's sake
41:00 <Doodle> http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-BMW-X1-right-side.jpg
41:00 <Doodle> srsly
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ever been in a M5 Doodle
42:00 <Doodle> i didn't say anything about how they drive, just how they look
42:00 <Doodle> and my last car was a 540i
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nice
42:00 <Doodle> the last decent looking 5 series
42:00 <Doodle> e39
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i use to drive a customers M5 all the time
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> man it looked hot
43:00 <Doodle> m5 would be great to drive but a cunt to own
43:00 <couleurs> ahahah that GT thing... just what is it
43:00 <Doodle> lol couleurs
43:00 <Doodle> its sposed to be a jacked up 5 series hatchback
43:00 <Doodle> with a 7 series wheelbase
43:00 <couleurs> bmw front prius back
43:00 <Doodle> :S
43:00 <couleurs> WHAT
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah this guy loved his M5 always in to get a wash and everytime he left he hammered it all the time
43:00 <Doodle> cos everyone wants one of those
44:00 <couleurs> they're just ruining the brand now
44:00 <couleurs> the 2 series and 4 series
44:00 <Doodle> yeah i could have bought an m5 for a few thousand more but owning it would be twice as expensive
44:00 <couleurs> fuck off
44:00 <Doodle> agreed couleurs
44:00 <Doodle> same with mercedes and their naming now
44:00 <Doodle> the numbers mean shit
44:00 <couleurs> ya
44:00 <Doodle> a 535i is like a 3.0 turbo
44:00 <Doodle> a c350 is a 3.0l
44:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <Doodle> retards
45:00 <couleurs> stupid soccer moms
45:00 <Doodle> my 540i had a 4.4
45:00 <couleurs> they started it all with the SUVs
45:00 <Doodle> like the m5 now minus the turbos
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> didnt the numbers mean the series and what size it was
45:00 <Doodle> series and engine size
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah thats what i ment
45:00 <Doodle> so a 320i was a 3 series with a 2.0l
46:00 <Doodle> now its like a 1.8
46:00 <Doodle> and there is no 318i
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh get fucked
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stupid BMW lol
46:00 <Doodle> it is fairly retarded
46:00 <couleurs> yeah the new 320i is a 1.6 even i swear
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how to confuse a non BMW owner now
46:00 <Doodle> even the m cars are getting stupid now
46:00 <Doodle> an m135i
46:00 <Doodle> they wont call it an m1 cos its available overseas with 4wd
46:00 <Doodle> and all m cars are rwd
46:00 <Doodle> same with the x5 m
47:00 <Doodle> etc
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ever been in the X6
47:00 <AaronDYates> Just murdered a grand Angus mmmmm
47:00 <Doodle> no i wouldn't fit
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck they are retarded cars
47:00 <Doodle> they are
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> like who the hell comes up with cars like that
48:00 <Doodle> bored rich people
48:00 <couleurs> e46 was when they peaked
48:00 <Doodle> yeah e46's are nice looking
48:00 <couleurs> that m3
48:00 <couleurs> 3.2 with no bs turbos
48:00 <Doodle> i'd live an e46 m3 in baby shit yellow
48:00 <Doodle> or as they called it, phoenix gold
48:00 <Doodle> *love
48:00 <couleurs> ya the colour that looks like piss
49:00 <couleurs> after you drank a lot of orange juice
49:00 <couleurs> it looks gr8
49:00 <Doodle> http://www.jannousiainen.net/hobbies/bmw/images/Picture%20005.jpg
49:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
50:00 <couleurs> yeah or the estoril blue
50:00 <Doodle> yeah i like that colour
51:00 <couleurs> those are like $40k now
51:00 <couleurs> or less
51:00 <Doodle> yeah but fuckloads for parts and service
51:00 <couleurs> Worth It
51:00 <Doodle> you'd think that yes
51:00 <couleurs> better than that toyota 86 prius
52:00 <Doodle> but every time something breaks its at least $1000
52:00 <couleurs> WORTH IT
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think there is two things keeping me from getting a BMW
52:00 <Doodle> plus they say m cars are like 50% more expensive to run than a normal bm
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> one is price of service and such and second is the only BMW dealership i know off is almost an hour away
52:00 <couleurs> worth... it
52:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
52:00 <ViolentJ> ahaha
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> bye cullas
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that really annoys me that trigger ... even when it's some time apart
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not always conscious it's there
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i didnt even know about that trigger lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> can get ya minutes apart
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> should be
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> just don't repeat :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> all you have to do is say the same thing three times in a row no matter how far apart
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> from what i saw tho there was a sentence he broke it up with
54:00 <Bastardly_One> say said slightly different
55:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh scripting
59:00 <Acostar> hi :^)
59:00 <Acostar> 吩10w10i15n5d2o10w6s 6s9h5r2o2o14m
59:00 <ViolentJ> LOL
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Greatness is back
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
59:00 <PietSAbabe> And that sun hurts:(
00:00 <PietSAbabe> And I got fairy floss and am dxrinking ya mum
00:00 <Shadowgate> Piet did a sad face lol it was cute
04:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone suffering the heat go to coles and get Charlies homemade lemonade
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is yum
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Look out im burping
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and "refreshing"
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet sounds nice
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or buy beer
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Bastardly one is my burp result
05:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 ltrs for $5
05:00 <PietSAbabe> I bought this warheads spray
05:00 <Bastardly_One> chilled
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am watching biyz in the hood
05:00 <Bastardly_One> behave cunt
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay j saw u were online :P
05:00 <PietSAbabe> 110ml of warheads
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> howd u get ur profile back?
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Long story
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> But it worked
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> So all good
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked ^5
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> love conquest
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna get premium XD
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just cant go back to ghosts and be serious about it its so gay
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did u get dead rising?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> free dl?
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> got dead rising 2 free dl a while back
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Been playin it heaps
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> n halo 3 n tomb raider
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice is it good?
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> So u get free  games on one?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> not yet soon
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gay
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i mean
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya cant expect these things when the console comes out
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> it all has to be up and running properly yea
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bf4 time
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on conquest :P
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Drink my cum
13:00 <druidess> u drink it
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Mmmmmmm pieter.cum
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *clap* *clap*
17:00 <druidess> heh
17:00 <druidess> yep
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <Loof> that's way to good a tune for the likes of pieter xm
21:00 <Loof> sounds fucking awesome
22:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CD-E-LDc384
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Enter Sandman [Official Music Video] (Mar 19, 2012) 5:32 - Category: Music - 19,891,498 views - 89,136 likes (96.8%), 2,977 dislikes (3.2%)
23:00 <druidess> fuck u pandis
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> you need some cranberry juice?
23:00 <PietSAbabe> No infinity only
23:00 <British^Meat> saw all that shit u typed the other night Loof
23:00 <British^Meat> wtf?
23:00 <British^Meat> how r u even here?
24:00 <simba> how r u?
24:00 <simba> (even here)?
24:00 <British^Meat> I not fried :)
24:00 <TheRon> it's 320
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Mzyoyo my love
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Where be you?
25:00 <simba> flied.iso
25:00 <British^Meat> ahhh, i remember iso's
25:00 <British^Meat> a bygone era
25:00 <simba> i still used one the other day for PSX EMULATOR
26:00 <PietSAbabe> I neeeeed sex
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck its hot
26:00 <PietSAbabe> Shower sex
26:00 <PietSAbabe> I got bars in there n all
26:00 <druidess> stfu ur making us ill
26:00 <PietSAbabe> For the cuffs
26:00 <British^Meat> oh nice
26:00 <British^Meat> Bleem! ?
26:00 <simba> but i did forget about their existence
26:00 <British^Meat> on yer puter?
26:00 <simba> umm its ePSXs
26:00 <simba> ePSXe
26:00 <British^Meat> i remember what lead to me buying a sony
26:00 <British^Meat> i had this puter at the time and was given Bleem
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Duck it druidess
27:00 <Serenity> i gotta agree with her
27:00 <Serenity> stop it before we spew
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Did you hear something druidess?
27:00 <British^Meat> It booted up ok, so i went out and bough Tekken 3.
27:00 <British^Meat> It looked so awesome on it, but it ran soooooooooooooo badly
27:00 <British^Meat> had to go out and buy a psx the next day :)
27:00 <simba> that rox
27:00 <simba> bleem looks like its old skool
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Did ya did ya
28:00 <druidess> not sure what u mean
28:00 <druidess> i hear all
28:00 <druidess> even when im banned
28:00 <druidess> *winks at serenity*
28:00 <Serenity> good for you
28:00 <simba> play PSX games on dreamcast or pc
28:00 <British^Meat> yer bleemcast
28:00 <couleurs> can't chat, FiFa
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
29:00 <Serenity> no one should say anything in here without realising it goes outside the chan
29:00 <druidess> sad u trying to get others to join the i hate druidess bandwagon
29:00 <Serenity> i wasnt trying to do anything of the sort dont exaggerate
29:00 <druidess> shows your true character
29:00 <Serenity> i said you were chucking a tanty to maurice
29:00 <simba> led zepppelin
29:00 <TheRon> acdc
30:00 <druidess> oh pandis shes a fkn cunt blabla
30:00 <druidess> i might be to other cunts
30:00 <Serenity> trying to get him to hate you to would be saying dont speak to me if you talk to her shes a cunt
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I GET LOGS
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt i stated i think you were being a cunt which you were
30:00 <druidess> anyway was very enlightening
30:00 <Serenity> why
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> I lay logs
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
31:00 <PietSAbabe> I chop logs
31:00 <druidess> shut up pandis u loser
31:00 <Serenity> like its a suprise someone thinks youre a bitch when youre being one
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooh poor j
31:00 <druidess> hey bbq 
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi
31:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1743726_617791801624694_1147297426_n.jpg
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did I miss something
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <druidess> whatever fuckface
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <druidess> u shoulda kept ur trap shut
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <druidess> thats fine
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> i
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> dont
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> care
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> -
31:00 <Serenity> not in the slightest
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> I mean awww
31:00 <simba> never heard of em
31:00 <simba> are they the band that illuminati sacrificed their first singer for success
32:00 <Serenity> rofl NAUGHTY
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb j
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy bday not doodles
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
32:00 <Moke> i see dead people
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its my bday soon
32:00 <druidess> old
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> And mileys
32:00 <Tuftoy> holy fuck, do u?
32:00 <Serenity> how old are you turning
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> 32
32:00 <Serenity> eep
32:00 <TheRon> if only inxs found the same success
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> And miley wilk be 3
33:00 <Serenity> naww getting big
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Taking her to her first day of childcare on my bday
33:00 <Serenity> is she starting pre school next year?
33:00 <Serenity> i dunno how shit works over there
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> She just missed that
35:00 <Serenity> ohh cut off?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur bdays!
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky I need bday sex
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kgo
38:00 <Nikky`> Is it your bday today hon?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a week from Tues
38:00 <Calin> INXS were massive what are talking about
38:00 <British^Meat> hah yer i was thinking the same
38:00 <Calin> one of the biggest music acts to come out of oz
39:00 <Nikky`> Not you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> only reason I know that is I start school the day before
39:00 <Bastardly_One> him
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bite me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and wb and stuff ... good nap?
39:00 <Nikky`> I didn't nap
39:00 <Nikky`> and ta
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> B1 yours is on the 18th
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 17th
39:00 <British^Meat> only reason they didnt go further is that the singer was a nutcase
39:00 <Calin> well that and .. he died
39:00 <British^Meat> Massive in the UK they were
39:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zakKvbIQ28o
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (2012 Version) (Nov 14, 2012) 4:25 - Category: Music - 11,250,301 views - 47,556 likes (98.2%), 892 dislikes (1.8%)
39:00 <Calin> and the US
39:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gay
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mileys is on the 16th
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and my actual b/day isn't for months
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mine is the 18th
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mines feb
40:00 <Nikky`> oh ok
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, well I had a nap ... in front of the a/c
40:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
40:00 <Nikky`> Now you get no bday sex omfgbbqhax..sif try and get it early
40:00 <Calin> I am actually looking forward to the telemovie about them
40:00 <TheRon> michael died and inxs were done, acdc however......
40:00 <Calin> much more so than the fucking shapelle corby telemovie
40:00 <Calin> TheRon - yeah isn't it amazing that AC/DC did the impossible and found another singer
40:00 <British^Meat> makes me sick they made a movie about that slapper
41:00 <Nikky`> haha its ok infront of my fan right now
41:00 <Nikky`> I will get a nap in tho
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got 2 going
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i didnt go to fagstaff Kings Baptist Grammar i'd have been accepted a year early
41:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like I've got heaters going
41:00 <Nikky`> omfgbbqhax is going to read me a bedtime story
41:00 <Calin> yeah i think the public are pretty over corby
42:00 <Nikky`> I woke up early this morning so cold, had to get under the doona
42:00 <Nikky`> I did also put load of washing on 5:30 hehe
42:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/6idkIGX.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was here at that time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was here
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was I?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was I think
43:00 <Nikky`> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this damn beanbag
43:00 <Nikky`> I put washing on, watched some tv and finally went back to sleep
43:00 <Nikky`> think it was more 5am
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear it's got narcotics in it
43:00 <Nikky`> I was awake earlier tho
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel asleep in it again
43:00 <simba> lmao what? i only heard about the ashton kutcher jobs movie yesterday, that is even funnier tho
44:00 <Nikky`> I'm so thankful i'm someone who can go back to sleep after waking or i'd never get sleep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I suspect there was just a huge bitch fight in pm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> damn them ... they should of had it in public
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored
44:00 <couleurs> he he
44:00 <British^Meat> funnier than what, huh?
44:00 <simba> the idea of a steve jobs movie..
44:00 <British^Meat> huehuehue funny or hahah funny?
44:00 <simba> with ashton kutcher
44:00 <simba> ashton blackwood Hehehahheh
44:00 <British^Meat> huehue
44:00 <British^Meat>  oh gawd
44:00 <simba> arent people bored of being fed fake stories about celebrity fuckheads
44:00 <simba> or slave movies
44:00 <simba> or disaster movies
44:00 <simba> Nope
45:00 <Nikky`> lol clearly
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... joking!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't get back to sleep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm screwed again for hours once I wake up usually
45:00 <Nikky`> It might be an hr or so later but I can
45:00 <Nikky`> I just put tv on
45:00 <Doodle> [15:44] <Nikky`> I'm so thankful i'm someone who can go back to sleep after wanking or i'd never get sleep
45:00 <British^Meat> yer, its a bit dumb
45:00 <simba> fucken fAGGOTS
45:00 <British^Meat> dude makes shitty mp3 player, dies, gets movie mnade
45:00 <milk> WaixYourLegs why do you keep a hippopotamu in your backyard where people are going to rape it?
45:00 <simba> He was an Icon.
45:00 <milk> s
45:00 <simba> He was a Human Marvel.
45:00 <simba> The iPod is a 21st Centuary masterpiece.
45:00 <British^Meat> ugh
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> the youtube videos
46:00 <Nikky`> that too Doodle.. that too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> said like a true bloke
46:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
46:00 <BlackDevil> Terrell Owens' Wife -- I Want a Divorce ... Two Weeks After Wedding
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
46:00 <British^Meat> heh theres a movie on the facebook guy too
46:00 <British^Meat> gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
46:00 <British^Meat> they should do a movie about the downfall of soulseek
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> no.. kodak
47:00 <Nikky`> I'm also very thankful Doodle and I help each other out on the wanking for sleeping
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Doodle> ^_^
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
47:00 <British^Meat> mozilla
47:00 <simba> TheFakeId
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin u know whats boring
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> LSD
47:00 <simba> ok
47:00 <British^Meat> everytime ive "tripped" its been the best
47:00 <British^Meat> The best jerry, the best!!
48:00 <Serenity> DOODLE
48:00 <Doodle> sarah
48:00 <Serenity> did you see my valentines card for you
48:00 <Doodle> no i told you it wouldnt load
48:00 <Serenity> oh
48:00 <Serenity> pff
48:00 <Doodle> i'll tryagain now
48:00 <simba> its outrageous
48:00 <simba> this is outrageous, this is contagious
48:00 <simba> lmao
48:00 <simba> that show Owns
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> no u cunt
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> limited slip diff
48:00 <British^Meat> dont you you cunt me
48:00 <British^Meat> with your car jargon
49:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
49:00 <Doodle> OUI
49:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
49:00 <BlackDevil> and i really dont know
49:00 <BlackDevil> but two weeks
49:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One Ratio: 2.04  Up: 1.15 TB  Dn: 580 GB
49:00 <Doodle> i like this one sezz
49:00 <Doodle> http://www.scribbler.com/birthday-cards/poo-face
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <Serenity> i expect that for my birthday
50:00 <Doodle> haha
50:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140206/acid_picdump_31.jpg
50:00 <British^Meat> ohhhh
50:00 <British^Meat> simba ooohhh
50:00 <British^Meat> Ohh, Peep Show :)
50:00 <British^Meat> Now i dig
51:00 <Serenity> i.. dont even..
51:00 <Serenity> why
51:00 <BlackDevil> check this one http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140206/640/daily_picdump_1450_640_14.jpg
51:00 <British^Meat> jeremys track
52:00 <Serenity> what about this for your dad rob
52:00 <Serenity> http://www.scribbler.com/birthday-cards/still-a-knobhead
52:00 <Doodle> hahahahahaha
52:00 <Doodle> its his bday in a couple of weeks
53:00 <BlackDevil> Doodle http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140206/640/daily_picdump_1450_640_33.jpg
53:00 <Doodle> loool
53:00 <Serenity> PLEASE get it
53:00 <Serenity> would he laugh?
53:00 <Serenity> or get shitty
53:00 <Doodle> probably both
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> yea im up to s6 with my gf she enjoys it 2
53:00 <BlackDevil> i texted Mew a picture of my penis
53:00 <couleurs> u guys r mean
53:00 <TheRon> you have a gf??
53:00 <simba> super hans is the best
53:00 <British^Meat> that show slays me
53:00 <British^Meat> yer i heart superhans
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <BlackDevil> i bet she get money off it Doodle
54:00 <BlackDevil> so dont
54:00 <Doodle> haha
54:00 <British^Meat> and jeremys gf's
54:00 <couleurs> yep i got a gf in every channel
54:00 <British^Meat> they are all spunks
54:00 <simba> and sophies brother
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <British^Meat> oh the one that sucks jezz off, ewwwwwwwww lol
54:00 <simba> Big Suze
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is fucking rude ... so in return I address him as Fob ... stands for Fuck off baldy
55:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/3txxhws.gif
55:00 <[Maverick]> and im done 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even when ringing him I call him fob
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.scribbler.com/birthday-cards-for-men/the-old-one-personalised-card
55:00 <Serenity> getting this for maurice
55:00 <British^Meat> canadian was hot
55:00 <British^Meat> and yer, big suze is tops
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <[Maverick]> should get it for paulie :P 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not even ol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> d
56:00 <TheRon> i caught the end of roy and hg last might
56:00 <TheRon> night
56:00 <TheRon> they're still got it
57:00 <BlackDevil> 'Alabama Teen Sparks Sh*tstorm By Snapping Smiling Selfie With Cadaver, Uploading To Instagram'
57:00 <Serenity> shes over 30 shes old
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late on that BlackDevil
57:00 <Serenity> lol [Maverick] i want to get liad again
57:00 <BlackDevil> i know
57:00 <Serenity> LIAD
57:00 <BlackDevil> it was yesterday
57:00 <[Maverick]> lol sezz
57:00 <British^Meat> Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus.
58:00 <[Maverick]> I will get Maurice to get him it 
58:00 <BlackDevil> what about this Bastardly_One https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=71l4FpVEDAo
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Guy Has Apparently Never Seen A Laser Dot Before (Feb 6, 2014) 0 - Category: News and Politics - 8,331 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <TheRon> new zealanders should be a) tolerated b) be politely asked to leave c) frog marched to the nearest plane or boat
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> pick 1
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i thought all 3
58:00 <TheRon> a) tolerated?
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> made more sense
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont see race
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> race means nothing to me
59:00 <British^Meat> oh simba
59:00 <TheRon> but they are kiwis
59:00 <British^Meat> only up to season 6
59:00 <British^Meat> my lips are sealed
00:00 <Serenity> http://www.scribbler.com/bestsellers/take-it-bum
00:00 <Serenity> lolol
00:00 <TheRon> option b seems reasonable
01:00 <Nikky`> haha Serenity
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
03:00 <ViolentJ> thats from me to her
03:00 <ViolentJ> :}
03:00 <Nikky`> ooh I bet ViolentJ
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash
04:00 <Nikky`> Do you have miley this weekend omfgbbqhax?
04:00 <Serenity> so romance much love many lubes
04:00 <BlackDevil> miley cyrus
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
04:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to coldplay and i love it
05:00 <Nikky`> aaah
05:00 <couleurs> u suk ron
05:00 <TheRon> i do not
05:00 <TheRon> GOAT!!
05:00 <TheRon> greatest of all time
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why
06:00 <Nikky`> wb lumeah
06:00 <Nikky`> Just making conversation :o)
06:00 <lumeah> thanks nikky :) 
06:00 <BlackDevil> once you rubbed a dick, you cant stop
06:00 <TheRon> if you go the ron you can't go wrong
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> No thankyou
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn so tired after being outside
07:00 <lumeah> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> better go back out :P
07:00 <Nikky`> I can't make conversation with you? ok, I won't in future
07:00 <lumeah> thank you thank you thank you 
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Good
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
08:00 <Nikky`> Such a moody cunce
08:00 <lumeah> whos being a duck head 
08:00 <lumeah> dick
08:00 <Serenity> QUACK
08:00 <Pieter> I got a job writing fortunes for crackers!
08:00 <Pieter> YOU WILL ONE DAY OVER DOSE
08:00 <Nikky`> thank you Serenity, peppermint tho..only tea I drink
08:00 <Serenity> and by crackers he means drug addicts
09:00 <lumeah> lo
09:00 <[Maverick]> and by writing fortunes, selling drugs 
09:00 <Serenity> haha
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh speaking of which
09:00 <The_Baron> or slavery abolishinists from the 1830's
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, I'm being serious ... want to buy a vial of morph?
09:00 <Pieter> Youd be one of my sheepy customers
09:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
09:00 <Serenity> phial
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes or no Piet
10:00 <Pieter> Why would i want morphine?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy to get rid of
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
10:00 <The_Baron> ur housemate tryin to make some money?
10:00 <Pieter> It wouldnt work onme
10:00 <Bastardly_One> moving on then
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I am :P
10:00 <The_Baron> haha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I stole it and he hasn't realised
10:00 <lumeah> im allergic to morph. 
10:00 <BlackDevil> ok im going to fap
10:00 <The_Baron> how'd u get liquid morphine?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he owes me
10:00 <The_Baron> aaahhhh
10:00 <Pieter> Sheepy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
10:00 <simba> lol @ danny dyer chocolate homonclus
10:00 <simba> i just read theyre ending it in 2014 so i am on good time
11:00 <The_Baron> how many ml's?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt has like 8 vials of it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen for sure
11:00 <crash> heya Nikky` :)
11:00 <Serenity> phials
11:00 <Pieter> I got lil vials of ketaMine;)
11:00 <[Maverick]> piles
11:00 <The_Baron> is it morphine, or dilaudid?
11:00 <crash> how you handling the heat ?
11:00 <Serenity> ;)
11:00 <Nikky`> Its not too bad here on top of my bed with fan on
11:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> considering he's going on hardcore shit compared to 'done in a week or so
11:00 <Pieter> Im in a hole and I cant get out
11:00 <Nikky`> I could move fan into lounge but effort
11:00 <TheRon> no more true blood, what will people do now for their glimpse of tits
11:00 <simba> whats true bloopd
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably going out on a big bang
12:00 <crash> lol
12:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. yay for taking horse tranqs
12:00 <Nikky`> How does he owe you Bastardly_One?
12:00 <Pieter> Maybe if I try to dig sideways
12:00 <crash> fans are overrated anyway :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he owes me like $70
12:00 <Nikky`> Not when you have nothing but a fan
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Crash I got xbox to work
12:00 <crash> all i have here as well
12:00 <The_Baron> if it's a 1ml 
12:00 <Nikky`> Have you found a new place yet?
12:00 <The_Baron> u'll only be able to get 40-50
12:00 <crash> but i have every fan in the house going
12:00 <simba> look at porn
12:00 <BlackDevil> true blood
12:00 <BlackDevil> is when you fuck a girl on her period
12:00 <BlackDevil> and then she sucks your dick
12:00 <TheRon> classy
13:00 <The_Baron> at most
13:00 <Serenity> fans just blow hot air around
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
13:00 <Serenity> which isnt so bad if you're sweating i guess
13:00 <[Maverick]> just like half the channel eh Serenity
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going for $40 :P
13:00 <Serenity> haha yes darc
13:00 <crash> im 3 storeys up Serenity so it helps a bit
13:00 <Nikky`> aaah I see
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hot air rises
13:00 <crash> you get a breeze but helps push the air around a lot better
13:00 <TheRon> i love chatting in #melbourne, no standards
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> is dexter cancelled yet
14:00 <Serenity> yeah air flow helpsa lot
14:00 <The_Baron> hot air rises, but in an enclosed space, the air convexes
14:00 <crash> Bastardly_One mainly concrete
14:00 <Nikky`> yeah it helps smidge
14:00 <The_Baron> it spirals inwards and outwards
14:00 <crash> its stops hot air rising
14:00 <The_Baron> SCIENE BITCH
14:00 <Serenity> what The_Baron said
14:00 <The_Baron> science*
14:00 <crash> floors in apartment blocks are pretty thick :P
14:00 <Serenity> when im a multi-billionaire
14:00 <Serenity> (lol)
14:00 <TheRon> give it time
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> i want my revenge
14:00 <couleurs> dexter finished last year
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> good
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> theve cancelled my cunting warehouse 13
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> they got my fuckin w13
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> the cunts
15:00 <Serenity> i will designe a house that you can lift the roof at night time to let all the warm air out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
15:00 <crash> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
15:00 <crash> Serenity sounds like an idea
15:00 <Pieter> Im humping lumeah
15:00 <Serenity> push a button and the roof goes up by like a foot
15:00 <Serenity> cool the house down then press the button and it goes back down
15:00 <The_Baron> or you could just get reverse air Serenity
15:00 <The_Baron> reverse cycle and all I mean
15:00 <Serenity> The_Baron thats no where near as cool
15:00 <crash> perhaps you could figure a way to patch the holes in the ozone and put a temperature controller on the sun
15:00 <Bastardly_One> where's the fun in that?
15:00 <TheRon> never watched it
15:00 <TheRon> sounds sci fy and nerdy
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> man it was the fuckin best
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh it is
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> but bit of comedy
15:00 <BlackDevil> warehouse 13 was boring
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> pfft
15:00 <BlackDevil> watch haven
15:00 <BlackDevil> or eureka
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh im downloading haven atm
16:00 <Pieter> In out in out dun forget to twirl about
16:00 <crash> or make the earth orbit the sun faster
16:00 <Serenity> i could get RS.. but then i couldnt have a cool house that the roof comes up
16:00 <Serenity> god..
16:00 <Nikky`> When I win lotto tonight i'm going to buy a house near ocean, air con, pool and other stuff haha
16:00 <The_Baron> I don't think turning ur house into a convertible is practical
16:00 <crash> would make winter shorter
16:00 <The_Baron> but whatevs
16:00 <Bastardly_One> either this pot is good ... or
16:00 <Serenity> if im a multi billionaire who gives a fuck about practical?
16:00 <[Maverick]> <Pieter> In out in out dun forget to twirl about, you stick the needle in your arm and thats what it's all about... wooahhhh do the hokey pokeyyy 
16:00 <crash> would have more winters but less duration
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the Lego movie really does look good
16:00 <Nikky`> Think of all the bugs that can fly in when its open.. you will need one big flyscreen
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> eureka was same universe as w13
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> as was alphas
16:00 <TheRon> which one has the bit of tit?
16:00 <BlackDevil> alphas was good
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> there were like 7 w13-eureka-alphas crossovers
16:00 <BlackDevil> canceled before its prime
16:00 <TheRon> i watch shameless
16:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/OFZTI2A.png
16:00 <couleurs> wahoo
17:00 <Serenity> yeah Nikky` that would come out when it moves
17:00 <Serenity> already thought of that
17:00 <Nikky`> Yes you have
17:00 <Nikky`> freak
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:00 <Serenity> hahaha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
17:00 <[Maverick]> lulz
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> too warm
17:00 <Serenity> i think i was stoned when i came up with this idea one night
17:00 <Pieter> Dots
17:00 <ViolentJ> :)
17:00 <Nikky`> Now its making sense
17:00 <TheRon> 26 in ballarat
17:00 <simba> 26 m ballarat
17:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahaha.
17:00 <TheRon> degrees numnuts
17:00 <couleurs> 29 hear
18:00 <crash> lol
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> it was a while ago
18:00 <Serenity> but it made awesome sense at the time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you must of been
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that good :P
18:00 <Nikky`> Now..all I need to do is get stoned so it makes sense to me :P
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <Serenity> i was laying in bed and it was so hot
18:00 <The_Baron> I'm stoned now, and it's bunk
18:00 <Serenity> im like MANN i jsut wanna take the roof off
18:00 <The_Baron> :P
18:00 <Nikky`> sssh The_Baron
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
18:00 <simba> asl numnuts
18:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beauty
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> degrees what
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> a degree is a degree
18:00 <simba> CELCIUS
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <TheRon> we stopped bowls at 3.30 yesterday
18:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vW0FmY1.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> you're just all miserable old cunts
19:00 <crash> roofs are overrated
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Lego ... got a problem fuck face?
19:00 <crash> only need them at midday and when it rains
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I know I am but what are you!?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wait, I got that wrong
19:00 <Serenity> there would be nothing cooler than being able to lay in your bed watching the night sky
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
19:00 <Bastardly_One> get a fucking tree house then
19:00 <Serenity> im not snarky for the sake of trying to be funny
19:00 <Serenity> is what i am
19:00 <simba> is that the day everyone had to guess for
19:00 <simba> and i said 3
19:00 <simba> 11/m/adelaide
19:00 <TheRon> yes
19:00 <TheRon> i said about 2.30
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> ROFL
19:00 <TheRon> we should've run a book on it
19:00 <simba> 1i did
19:00 <simba> i won big with couleurs
19:00 <BlackDevil> my torrent ration is 2.04
19:00 <BlackDevil> suck it hoe
20:00 <The_Baron> why not just have a great big fuckoff atrium for master bedroom
20:00 <The_Baron> with a huge skylight
20:00 <Serenity> PLEASE
20:00 <The_Baron> and reverse cycle
20:00 <crash> Serenity don't get stoned again
20:00 <Serenity> get your own ideas
20:00 <Serenity> i havent been stoned for a long time and i wont be for a long time still
20:00 <crash> hehe :)
20:00 <The_Baron> everybody must get stoned
20:00 <Serenity> i like my idea and when im bill gates rich i wont care about your bad moods
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont upload
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck em
20:00 <TheRon> gamble responsibly
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> mine is 0.159
20:00 <BlackDevil> this is a private torrent site
20:00 <BlackDevil> have to
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> bah
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> private ones suck
20:00 <TheRon> is this dick size??
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> thebox was the last good one
20:00 <couleurs> yeah i upload on the private ones too
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol why
21:00 <Bastardly_One> dr hook wrote a song about me
21:00 <Serenity> (watches everyone take it too seriously)
21:00 <The_Baron> how u gonna be bill gates rich if you get paid in wooden nickles?
21:00 <crash> just go on deal or no deal
21:00 <TheRon> i just stream porn it's easier
21:00 <couleurs> give back to the community :~)
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
21:00 <couleurs> also 40mb up is good
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not gonna be an accessory to pirating shit
21:00 <TheRon> pirating shit is wrong
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill just fuckin dl it thanks
21:00 <TheRon> thats why i just stream
22:00 <Serenity> i will sell them to people like saemon to make new legs
22:00 <Serenity> or something
22:00 <ViolentJ> tell ya what when im bullshit rich ill buy all you cunts a pound and enough meth to kill pieter
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <The_Baron> a pound between all the stoners here would only last one sesh
22:00 <crash> ViolentJ just make him do a laboring job
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll all just settle for the enough meth
22:00 <Serenity> a lake of meth like the chocolate stream in charlie and the chocolate factory
22:00 <crash> like concreting or something
22:00 <ViolentJ> pound each
22:00 <crash> that would kill him
22:00 <The_Baron> nah piet can get his own meth
22:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a waste of bandwidth
22:00 <TheRon> we never get upto our limit anyway
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> man i cant wait til some cunt releases 1gbit nbn plans
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> been 2 fuckin months
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> nothing
23:00 <The_Baron> we want 50 pounds
23:00 <Nikky`> I will give mine away
23:00 <Serenity> i like crash's idea
23:00 <Serenity> wait i dont know anything about meth can it be a liquid?
23:00 <crash> i couldn't imagine that guy do anything to physical
23:00 <Nikky`> He does, every day.. gets out of bed
23:00 <couleurs> whoa i've downloaded 1.98tb off this 1
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
23:00 <TheRon> mp3's??
23:00 <Picard> afternoon
24:00 <crash> most of us do that :P
24:00 <Serenity> i went to tee ball this morning that was hard work
24:00 <ViolentJ> *01:22:41 PM* <crash> like concreting or something <-- \or anything really
24:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yes meth can be a liquid
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Goodnight
24:00 <Serenity> well good. we'll make a meth river
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i do 500gb a month, more than enuf
24:00 <couleurs> no ron not mp3s it's not 1998 anymore
24:00 <TheRon> what is it now?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> videos n shit
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> tv series
24:00 <TheRon> i just use spotify
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> porn
24:00 <couleurs> flac or bye
24:00 <couleurs> or spotify
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it becomes liquid when you mull it in the spoon
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so I hear *coughs*
25:00 <crash> well if i had a choice between Serenity's kids pouring a houseslab or painting my house for me or Pieter 
25:00 <The_Baron> before it is bonded with HCl and lye to become a salt form, it is a clear to cloudy clear liquid
25:00 <crash> i would probably so with Serenity's offspring
25:00 <crash> go*
25:00 <The_Baron> that smells exactly like cat piss
25:00 <TheRon> i use my mp3 player occassionally 
25:00 <TheRon> walking to bowls or whatever
25:00 <couleurs> bloodey beauty
26:00 <Serenity> ill have you know my son is a fantastic artist
26:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
26:00 <Serenity> if you like your house looking like someone on an acid trip with parkinsons painted it
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you will always know if there is an amphetemines kitchen near your place
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship, check in my channel ... told ya I was in trouble
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn i hate when u open those slimfast packets n the shit just floats out everywhere
26:00 <Serenity> ive heard meth labs give off an awful smell
26:00 <The_Baron> not always Bastardly_One
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> HEY FRED
26:00 <TheRon> with beer in hand, you start singing along as you walk
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> GOT A DORRAH
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtg-zINT8-c
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: woman dancing at bus stop (ORIGINAL) (Apr 12, 2013) 2:56 - Category: Comedy - 813,674 views - 4,898 likes (98.2%), 89 dislikes (1.8%)
26:00 <TheRon> unbelieveable, my hands got a bit burnt yesterday
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, you can always tell about one of those
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but the smell of either rotten garbage
27:00 <The_Baron> if they are smart and vent into a filtered chamber
27:00 <crash> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> or a cat piss smell
27:00 <The_Baron> then u won't smell shit
27:00 <crash> i like drawings of houses and stick figures though Serenity
27:00 <ViolentJ> activated charcoal air extraction filer
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
27:00 <ViolentJ> filter*
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i saw Bastardly_One and im biting my tongue and not saying to man up and stop calling it that
27:00 <crash> always make sure the house has a chimney though
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and suns with smiles
27:00 <The_Baron> exactly ViolentJ
27:00 <crash> with just a whisp of smoke and a few stick figures smiling out front
27:00 <Serenity> ViolentJ is a meth cook
27:00 <TheRon> i use black bowls, they were just soaking up the heat
27:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-KN0DSGyAY
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swanston St Melbourne 1988 (Sep 16, 2011) 3:01 - Category: Entertainment - 4,447 views - 38 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <couleurs> haha wow
27:00 <TheRon> bloody scratching them today, itchy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you all about the guy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who did the mobile lab trick in his car yeah?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and it blew up over a pot hole?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> funny shit
28:00 <The_Baron> daym
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just in the next suburb apparently
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they found him rather dazed
29:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1557511_10152169806619330_290235202_n.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> with the floor of his car blown out
29:00 <crash> i wouldn't even know where you could buy a bunsen burner from
29:00 <couleurs> gr8 video gezza
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> need to watch that dancing bus stop video :P
30:00 <The_Baron> from ebay
30:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... indeed The_Baron
30:00 <Bastardly_One> on the vegan thing
30:00 <The_Baron> shit u'll find everything u need on the net for a good lab setup
30:00 <Bastardly_One> why buy one? get some high school kid to steal you one
30:00 <crash> and bits and peices from bunnings lol
30:00 <The_Baron> I used to steal shit from school
30:00 <Bastardly_One> bunnings is a great store for the Dom/me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
30:00 <TheRon> snow patrol - chasing cars
31:00 <The_Baron> that's how I first cooked up
31:00 <The_Baron> all highschools seem to have a jar of red phosphorous
31:00 <The_Baron> ;P
31:00 <crash> i don't know much about meth labs but i could probably equip a lab to cook it solely from bunnings
31:00 <The_Baron> crash
31:00 <crash> i use to steal magnesium from highschool
31:00 <The_Baron> maybe if u want to make shit
31:00 <simba> our lips are sealed
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck Bastardly_One i wanna say something but she will get offended lol
32:00 <The_Baron> but I doubt ur gonna find a magnetic stirrer or a vacuum aspirator at bunnings
32:00 <loggles> specials orders desk!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship, do what ya want
32:00 <crash> The_Baron could i build it from parts though ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pretend I'm not around :P
32:00 <crash> magnetic stirrer :P
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> chicken shit
32:00 <The_Baron> crash, u could make a rudimentary distiller with copper piping
32:00 <crash> that one would be a synch
32:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, it wouldn't make the best shit
32:00 <Pieter> Youre all jokes:)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I had my say last night
32:00 <TheRon> the go go's?
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fuckin knew TheRon was gonna say that
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had a fuckin $500 bet with myeslf
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh if i spoke up i would let fly and she wouldnt know what the hell hit her
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter should know ... he's the one that fucked up his entire block of units' plumbing
33:00 <The_Baron> and now HE buts in
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> making meth in his bathtub
33:00 <TheRon> i'll have a $100 on a tails too
33:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=781_1391902453
33:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Dude tokes some bad shit, walks into local McDonalds, fight breaks out (Date: Oct-10-2012, 5 hours ago) - Views: 19817 - Played: 18778
34:00 <Pieter> I lost myv spoon in the tub
34:00 <Pieter> I put my hand in there
34:00 <Pieter> I can see my bones
34:00 <TheRon> so great not to be cooking today
34:00 <TheRon> that cool change is awesome
35:00 <The_Baron> that's a given
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-1QdtGxgYk
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Typically tropical - Barbados 1975 (Jun 30, 2009) 3:01 - Category: Music - 72,427 views - 127 likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> woah im going to barbados
36:00 <crash> ive already give the job to Serenity's kids
36:00 <crash> can't paint a house with toothpick arms
36:00 <Pieter> I gave meth to her kids too
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont wnna be a bus driver all my life
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> bop bpo
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> fly me high
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> barbados sky
36:00 <TheRon> it's no dreadlock holiday
37:00 <The_Baron> https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/meth.louisfreeh.html
37:00 <The_Baron> for those bored enough
37:00 <Pieter> Bestvcustomers ever
37:00 <couleurs> lol nigers
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> woah
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> im going to barbados
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> woah back to the palm trees
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> woah im gonna see my girlfriend
37:00 <couleurs> they should've stayed slaves
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <simba> thats where some of the hawks went and smoked weed in the 2013 pre season
38:00 <simba> my mate met JOSH GIBSON who was blazin up
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> its the original of vengaboys- ibiza
38:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGLsAkeRd84
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10cc - Dreadlock Holiday [totp2] (Jun 18, 2008) 3:42 - Category: Music - 1,572,885 views - 4,709 likes (98.7%), 61 dislikes (1.3%)
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> 10cc bunch of dickwads
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSVTOMkJdqs
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bee Gees - Tragedy (Aug 5, 2008) 5:32 - Category: Music - 10,893,197 views - 21,830 likes (97.6%), 537 dislikes (2.4%)
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> ther eu go simba
39:00 <simba> oh...
40:00 <simba> thanx
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> TRAGEDY
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> when u lose control and u got no soul TRAGEDY
40:00 <TheRon> more than a woman?
41:00 <simba> when ur dick falls off and ur balls cave in.. tragedy
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
41:00 <TheRon> don't question me on bee gees i was spoonfeed the shit
41:00 <simba> i remember that pop remkae
41:00 <TheRon> best not to
41:00 <simba> i dont think anyone was
42:00 <TheRon> it was some brittish girl band
42:00 <simba> lol the cover was by STEPS
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
42:00 <ooomp> You people have issues
42:00 <Picard> simba loves dick
42:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0
42:00 <simba> lmao
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steps - Tragedy (Oct 25, 2009) 4:30 - Category: Music - 1,711,695 views - 3,901 likes (94.8%), 214 dislikes (5.2%)
42:00 <simba> ooomp wants someone to say hello yes hello ooomp welcome to yesterdays chat network
42:00 <TheRon> simba i'm not watching that
42:00 <simba> good
42:00 <simba> i dont want you to even participate
42:00 <simba> jk 
43:00 <simba> that was rude
43:00 <British^Meat> hello ooomp, did u want our attention?>
43:00 <ooomp> No, no I didn't
43:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lSIw09oqsYo
43:00 <ooomp> But thank you
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (Long Version) (Mar 19, 2011) 6:12 - Category: Music - 5,298,581 views - 30,510 likes (98.7%), 417 dislikes (1.3%)
43:00 <British^Meat> then you shall recieve none
43:00 <British^Meat> it is written
43:00 <ooomp> Excellent
43:00 <TheRon> and it is done
43:00 <simba> those british girl bands really fucked up girls in that decade they were big
43:00 <ooomp> I'm glad we've had this conversation
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *gives Nikky an AVO report to fill out*
44:00 <simba> i guess those boy bands turned a lot of guys gay too
45:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently this cunt in this song is so high he just saw Jesus walk by
45:00 <TheRon> ooomp liked bananarama
45:00 <ooomp> Lies
45:00 <TheRon> no?
45:00 <ooomp> Nope
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeJ55sUacPM
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEIL DIAMOND - Red Red Wine (Original 1968 Hit Version) (Jun 22, 2012) 2:39 - Category: Music - 297,586 views - 786 likes (93.8%), 52 dislikes (6.2%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was never in LA when this was made
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... LIES!
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi none of the cuntlips
46:00 <The_Baron> haha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> say that in english
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't understand sleep noises
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK YOU
46:00 <TheRon> good bbq night
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hows that :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you wanna
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... no way
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've standards
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah im too high on them arent i
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll never reach them ...
47:00 <Pieter> Hmm these winter games aint as boring as imagined they be
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh thank god
47:00 <simba> need an antidote 2 all this old music 4 irc
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so im safe then
48:00 <Pieter> Dont be safe
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wanna watch the ice hockey and see that the americans arent as wonderful as they think they are
48:00 <Pieter> Safe is boring
48:00 <Pieter> Train surf
48:00 <Pieter> Go base jumping
48:00 <TheRon> sorry don't like house or ice music
48:00 <simba> what the fuck is ice music
48:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPY
49:00 <Pieter> Bunji jump cordless
49:00 <The_Baron> bungie*
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shhh he is dyslexic
49:00 <Pieter> Skydive without parachute
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
49:00 <Pieter> Ya meaan dislexyc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> off the top of the flats next door
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madvillain - All Caps (Oct 31, 2006) 2:15 - Category: Music - 4,396,056 views - 21,395 likes (98.6%), 294 dislikes (1.4%)
49:00 <TheRon> whatever ecstacy music used to be
49:00 <simba> ..lol
49:00 <simba> i love how old u r
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually i watched something the other week where someone slipped out of the bungie and got seriously fucked up
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear it's only that'd you'd be my life support, guess I misunderstood ... you were my deadlihood
50:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, it's been over a decade since I had a taste
50:00 <Bastardly_One> this song makes me want one
50:00 <TheRon> i don't do drugs and listen to that shit so how would i know
50:00 <milk> it all started out as acid house
51:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid brain
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *changes songs*
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh The_Baron
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont do it The_Baron
51:00 <The_Baron> yah?
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he wants to marry you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was showing someone in another chat a clip
51:00 <Bastardly_One> off a really cliched band
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I thought you'd really like the clip itself
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> just been doing some math
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> on this shark cull thing
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> as far as facebook is concerned
51:00 <TheRon> did they find nemo?
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> 0.3% of the australian population is against the shark cull
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> happy with that :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's full of beautiful freaks
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like real ones
52:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
52:00 <The_Baron> I like freaks
52:00 <The_Baron> one of us
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <TheRon> sharks should be left alone, i'm sorry if were stupid enough to swim in their pool
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is the dumbest argument ever
52:00 <TheRon> what?!
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> what about fuckin ant dust
52:00 <TheRon> ant dust?
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> ants dont even hurt us
53:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzAv7K8BtN0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sixx:A.M. - Lies of the Beautiful People (Mar 24, 2011) 4:33 - Category: Music - 2,013,085 views - 12,876 likes (98.1%), 253 dislikes (1.9%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the person I was talking to was really confronted by it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the book that accompanies this album
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a book of ... beautiful freaks
53:00 <The_Baron> *watching*
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> yet we kill em by the billions
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
53:00 <BlackDevil> WaixYourLegs
53:00 <TheRon> yeah but they won't eat us
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> wa reckon theyll get maybe 200 sharks a year
53:00 <BlackDevil> do you nair your balls?
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> doesnt compare to the 720 000 fished PER DAY
53:00 <TheRon> thats fuck all
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I like how nervous Nikki actually looks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> first time ever in his life I reckon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... I love that clip
54:00 <Bastardly_One> some real beauties in there IMO
54:00 <TheRon> i see the shark cull like the bear patrol off the simpsons
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> 3M sharks have no business being so close to shore
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh boucey tits
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh thats the ad
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy singing produces and writes most of papa roach's stuff
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Snoopys_Gunship
55:00 <The_Baron> I dunno how ur mate found this confronting
55:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nKhN1t_7PEY
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Mister - Broken Wings (Oct 2, 2013) 4:49 - Category: Music - 421,029 views - 3,317 likes (99%), 34 dislikes (1%)
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres nothing there for them
55:00 <TheRon> let them come
55:00 <TheRon> sharks have more right to the ocean than what we do
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that chick with the half burnt face
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she is absolutely gorgeos
56:00 <The_Baron> yeah saw that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *gorgeous
56:00 <Bastardly_One> needs a bit of fat on her bones but yah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and you should check out an interview about that clip by the tranny in the clip
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> wrong agin dumass
56:00 <simba> drinking your drugs and playing lawn bowls shouldnt give you a superiority complex over people who eat drugs and listen to music
56:00 <BlackDevil> i hate nose hairs
56:00 <TheRon> i drink
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.wikihow.com/Trim-Your-Nose-Hairs-in-a-Safe-Way
56:00 <TheRon> i call it druggo music because thats what i associate with it
57:00 <The_Baron> the photography itself is great
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's an obese wheelchair bound tranny
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the story of her life is ... emotional
57:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdzLA6yEUwY
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANKLEPANTS [speak you little facehead] (Oct 2, 2008) 4:32 - Category: Music - 74,393 views -
57:00 <The_Baron> now this guy is quite confronting live
57:00 <simba> i no thats what i jsut said
57:00 <simba> re: drinks
57:00 <TheRon> maybe i just don't get it
57:00 <BlackDevil> pfft a nose trimmer does it as well
58:00 <Pieter> I love you all
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and all that photography in the clip
58:00 <Pieter> Damn stiffy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is Nikki's own work
58:00 <The_Baron> cool
58:00 <The_Baron> well it's better than his fucking music
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not hard :P
58:00 <The_Baron> fuck his backing music especially
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect?
58:00 <The_Baron> it's like the most souless session musicians high on smack got together
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> do u have ear hairs too
58:00 <TheRon> they grow on the outside, they're a bitch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the guitarist is from Guns N Roses
59:00 <The_Baron> and nikki couldn't quite afford to keep them high long enough
59:00 <The_Baron> so they got strung out
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the singer is a producer/song writer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the drummer ... who the fuck knows
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's been straight for years
59:00 <Bastardly_One> dying 6 times does that
59:00 <BlackDevil> oh they grow very long simba
59:00 <BlackDevil> sometimes i have to wax them
59:00 <simba> could ants swing from them
59:00 <BlackDevil> no the lice i have does
00:00 <Bastardly_One> kickstart my heart is about coming to in the ambulance
00:00 <Bastardly_One> after being found dead 2 hrs beforehand
00:00 <The_Baron> didn't say him
00:00 <The_Baron> just the backing band
00:00 <Bastardly_One> releasing himself
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and doing it again
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what kind of fuckhead
00:00 <Bastardly_One> o/ds twice in one day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> a rockstar obviously
00:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6dOwHzCHfgA
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
00:00 <TheRon> love this song
01:00 <The_Baron> G.G Allin would o.d twice before breakfast
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen GG Alin "In the Snow"?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> where he gets someone to tie him to a tree in the snow
01:00 <The_Baron> tryin to wrack my brain
01:00 <Bastardly_One> naked
01:00 <Bastardly_One> beats the shit out of him
01:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and pisses on hi
01:00 <Bastardly_One> m
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that bit well
02:00 <The_Baron> seen the vid where his mates get a groupie to piss in his mouth
02:00 <Bastardly_One> just an hour or so of GG being fucked up in the snow
02:00 <The_Baron> it's gross, but he looks like a happy baby nuzzling
02:00 <The_Baron> then she starts to vomit on him
02:00 <The_Baron> then he vomits
02:00 <The_Baron> then eats it up again
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know you can buy copies of his psychiatric report
02:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and xrays of his brain at the time of his death?
02:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't surprise me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
02:00 <Bastardly_One> google and you shall find
02:00 <TheRon> could we cull a few cronulla sharks???
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
02:00 <TheRon> i'd have no problem with that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they were a big deal with collectors of his shit not long after his death
03:00 <The_Baron> well australia had it's own equivelant
03:00 <The_Baron> the late and not so great mr. Seth Putnam
03:00 <Bastardly_One> true
03:00 <The_Baron> fuck saw Anal Cunt a few times
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, charming act
04:00 <The_Baron> one time he had a chick sucking him off while some slut was sucking his dick
04:00 <The_Baron> I mean he was shooting up whilst being blown
04:00 <The_Baron> ffs
04:00 <whencanibehappy> 23 f syd
04:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aaZaTlcbYxw
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Go West - The King Of Wishful Thinking (Jun 2, 2009) 4:07 - Category: Music - 488,118 views - 1,506 likes (97.7%), 35 dislikes (2.3%)
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
05:00 <The_Baron> u must be the only one who states their asl anymore
05:00 <The_Baron> fuck me dead
05:00 <The_Baron> go back to 2004
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you were a guy this morning
05:00 <whencanibehappy> send cock pics
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it is a guy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> why pretend to be a woman fuckwit?
05:00 <whencanibehappy> cos of all the desperates to mock
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish is a bloke too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
06:00 <whencanibehappy> lish is ugly as from her pics
06:00 <The_Baron> http://www.thegauntlet.com/pics/sethputnam.jpg
06:00 <Lish> whencanibehappy thanks :D 
06:00 <Lish> Bastardly_One only on saturdays
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damnit today is monday score :D
06:00 <Mew> :putnam:
06:00 <Lish> :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Lish, guess what day it is?
07:00 <Lish> saturday?
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this should be good
07:00 <The_Baron> "The secret to taking heavy drugs is just not O.D.ing." - Seth Putnam
07:00 <The_Baron> lol
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he always fucking does that
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> says something than fucks off and doesnt tell
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> see
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's saturday you friggen kiwi twat
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no idea where the fuck he is
08:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391921846651.jpg
08:00 <BlackDevil> do that for me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
09:00 <Lish> lol
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no its monday so fuck up
09:00 <Lish> u people are nut
09:00 <Lish> s
09:00 <Bastardly_One> C U Next Tuesday
09:00 <loggles> i thought it was friday still
09:00 <The_Baron> bam b1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stupid sheep fornicator
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey without us your sheep population wouldnt exist
09:00 <Mew> how do i say this..
09:00 <simba> keep it in ur pants u Sicko
09:00 <Mew> NOPE
09:00 <ooomp> Mewwwwwwwwwwwwww
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep forgetting
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the same as you ... 1/4
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hence why i said US and not ME
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just from a much better tribe
10:00 <Mew> oooooooooooooooomp
10:00 <TheRon> there it is
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> MiMi
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mi
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw the coolest t-shirt in a clip
11:00 <Bastardly_One> a pic of the cat in the hat reading a book
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and it says
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cool story bro
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I want it
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats old but cool
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will do that for you jon
11:00 <BlackDevil> iv already see you do that
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i cant type today
12:00 <simba> Wobble That Gut
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok who woke simba up
12:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/not-frenchcore
12:00 <The_Baron> hehehehe
12:00 <Excessive> Regarding your RFQ of EVQ-PXR04K, can you use the quantity more than 4 pcs ?
12:00 <The_Baron> my boredom expressed in 9 seconds
13:00 <Excessive> I only need 4
13:00 <Excessive> they're tactile switches for my 1200's
13:00 <Excessive> 33/45 RMP switches
13:00 <loggles> DAYYUM, should have turned the volume down before clicking that
13:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
13:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aGCdLKXNF3w
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol loggles
14:00 <The_Baron> well my job is done then
14:00 <loggles> the yelped and bolted from the room
14:00 <loggles> the dog*
14:00 <The_Baron> lol!
14:00 <Excessive> RPM*
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Jon did u see my gf
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i.4cdn.org/hc/src/1391473672717.jpg
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1557709_818130248231478_1408700962_n.jpg
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahaha
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> what happened to her boonb
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> looks like really bad photoshop
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> random skin lines n shit
15:00 <BlackDevil> i bet Mew can do this http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391925890683.jpg
17:00 <Excessive> fckn can't get em from Panasonic anymore
17:00 <Excessive> so I had to go to HoBid
17:00 <Excessive> they sell like engineering stuffs and aeroplane parts etc
17:00 <simba> FUCKIN 4,1 L I V E R P O O L 
17:00 <Nikky`> :/
17:00 <simba> FUCKIN 4,0 L I V E R P O O L 
17:00 <simba> thats betta
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice dear
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Bastardly_One
18:00 <simba> smoke farts every day
18:00 <simba> 4,0 TAKIN OVER EUROPE 1 TURKEY AT A TIME
18:00 <TheRon> everbody wants to rule the world
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my brother did that one day
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> all we could see was this massive blue flame come out of his arse and then him screaming
19:00 <loggles> hahaha, i've only seen that happen on southpark
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its funny as hell to watch
19:00 <loggles> must have been a wet one
19:00 <simba> i still want to be a pokemon master
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well it lit up the whole bedroom i can tell you that lol
21:00 <simba> ed norton from american history x http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/04/04/1226611/583142-nigel-smart.jpg
21:00 <BlackDevil> im cold
22:00 <BlackDevil> someone snuggle with me
22:00 <loggles> count me in
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> count me out im cold enough as it is here
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba
22:00 <simba> lumeah - Thanks for the memories- Even if they werent so great !!!!!
22:00 <TheRon> fuck all chat going on
22:00 <TheRon> thanks for the mammories
23:00 <loggles> 42*c outside here at the moment, im far from cold
24:00 <couleurs> thank u
25:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/6299403d3ba70bc2017747fd7e6fe679/tumblr_n0nevlZq0u1qgc8upo1_400.jpg
25:00 <ooomp> I blame you
25:00 <ooomp> :)
25:00 <TheRon> nah, lumeah puts up with me
25:00 <Nikky`> I blame him also
25:00 <Nikky`> We ALL do
25:00 <TheRon> and isn't it great
26:00 <Loof> in other news
26:00 <Loof> i just farted
26:00 <ooomp> TMI
27:00 <Mew> NEI
27:00 <Mew> was it wet?
27:00 <TheRon> ever noticed on the hot days the stool is a bit looser
27:00 <Mew> that is such an elderly thing to say LOL
28:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qmOLtTGvsbM
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toto - Rosanna (Jan 10, 2013) 5:29 - Category: Music - 1,447,328 views - 4,891 likes (96.5%), 175 dislikes (3.5%)
28:00 <simba> hes havin an old day
28:00 <TheRon> i am
28:00 <TheRon> bowls really took it out of me
29:00 <STINKFIST> what's good naggers?
29:00 <xm> and the grandkids didnt turn up to visit as they promised?
30:00 <Lish> scary
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
30:00 <Mew> did you remember to take your blood pressure tablet?
30:00 <TheRon> nup
30:00 <TheRon> seriously one bloke collapsed because of the heat
30:00 <Mew> uh oh spaghettio
31:00 <STINKFIST> allo Lish
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> good burger is good
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe bbs shavin
31:00 <STINKFIST> shaving your fur burger Josh?
31:00 <Lish> hey STINKFIST
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yeup
31:00 <STINKFIST> red hot ;)
31:00 <Mew> how old was he?
31:00 <TheRon> late 80'
31:00 <xm> "back in my day we used this thing called IRC. you kids have it easy with Facebook. i had to work for weeks to get a pic out of girls"
31:00 <Mew> hahaha
31:00 <TheRon> so hard to get a tit pic
32:00 <STINKFIST> I am cooking a pork shoulder, I hope it comes up alright
32:00 <STINKFIST> I usually only potroast stuff
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> @ that and @ late 80s
32:00 <TheRon> it was riddiculous
32:00 <BlackDevil> i bet Mew puts a finger in element
33:00 <STINKFIST> wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser
33:00 <Mew> ill put the long cock of the law in him
34:00 <STINKFIST> wb yo
34:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
35:00 <Lish> ta bro
36:00 <STINKFIST> what's good?
36:00 <Lish> nothing my friend, not even this nba game im watching 
36:00 <Lish> you?
36:00 <STINKFIST> not heaps
37:00 <STINKFIST> I hit the gym yesterday at lunch and was tossing up whether to run before weights to warm up and I saw the cricket on the tellie
37:00 <STINKFIST> so that sold me and I jump on, limber up, set the machine and off I go
37:00 <STINKFIST> then I realise it is women's cricket
37:00 <loggles> i roasted a pork shoulder two nights ago, poured heaps of beer on it, was good
37:00 <STINKFIST> I've never seen it before, and it wasn't terrible (obviously, because it is cricket)
37:00 <Lish> haha thats the worst
37:00 <Lish> cricket is bad
37:00 <Nikky`> :o
37:00 <Mew> :o
38:00 <Lish> womens cricket must be horrible
38:00 <STINKFIST> I was the dickhead yelling 'howzat' and sticking a finger in the air while running on a treadmill, watching ladies' cricket
38:00 <STINKFIST> takes a special breed
38:00 <STINKFIST> one girl tried to take a catch to her chest
38:00 <Lish> lol 
38:00 <STINKFIST> and of course it just dropped straight down between her titties
38:00 <STINKFIST> I mean, c'mon, they're your tits, you know there's a gap between them
38:00 <peace> :O
38:00 <Loof> 8=D
38:00 <peace> 8=O:
38:00 <peace> lol
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <TheRon> i wish there was a face with a middle finger
39:00 <STINKFIST> rookie error really
39:00 <Lish> you're a shocker
39:00 <STINKFIST> that dropped catch was a shocker
39:00 <STINKFIST> but they tended to field pretty well in close, stopping shit belted at them and so on
39:00 <Pieter> Hahaha there are scientology tv ads
40:00 <Lish> i love scientology
40:00 <Lish> its weird
40:00 <Lish> but interesting
40:00 <peace> wb lumeah
40:00 <lumeah> ty peace
40:00 <TheRon> remember the middle finger you pull out of the jeans pocket and go oh oh oh oh
40:00 <peace> lol
41:00 <Lish> im having a major first worldy, the air con is too cold and i'm too lazy to turn it down
41:00 <STINKFIST> they have a few offices around town here
41:00 <STINKFIST> always some dickhead on the street trying to plug it
41:00 <BlackDevil> hey kyle
41:00 <STINKFIST> but they're less irritating than all of those fucking charity salespeople
41:00 <Pieter> Im weird but interesting
41:00 <STINKFIST> the ones trying to sell you their charity
41:00 <STINKFIST> fucking pricks
41:00 <Lish> i doubt it Pieter
41:00 <peace> i got something in my pocket for ya
41:00 <lumeah> kol
41:00 <peace> out
41:00 <TheRon> that was the ultimate fuck you
42:00 <STINKFIST> selling out the value of a handshake
42:00 <STINKFIST> hello Jon, what's cracking?
42:00 <Pieter> Pfft I got carly didnt I
42:00 <STINKFIST> we all got Carly
42:00 <Pieter> And Sara after her
42:00 <Lish> who the fucks carly
42:00 <Pieter> Playdoh
42:00 <STINKFIST> and Sara
42:00 <STINKFIST> shit
42:00 <BlackDevil> my nuts slapping your balls
42:00 <Lish> i know no one
42:00 <STINKFIST> I remember the first time we went exploring up the Khyber Pass
42:00 <Lish> :D
42:00 <peace> nah mine was ppl would go wheres ya come back
42:00 <peace> i went nah thats what ya dad does to u cum back
43:00 <Pieter> :)
43:00 <STINKFIST> you're boasting about shagging birds off IRC Pieter?
43:00 <STINKFIST> you really live the life
43:00 <Pieter> Muah
43:00 <Lish> hahahaha
43:00 <Lish> classic
43:00 <peace> how do u seperate the greek men from greek boys?
43:00 <peace> a. crowbar
43:00 <TheRon> olive oil?
44:00 <Lish> Pieter how old are you
44:00 <peace> no olive oil they would enjoy
44:00 <TheRon> my bad
44:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2y1TZXc5DiY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyndi Lauper - I Drove All Night (Oct 17, 2012) 4:38 - Category: Music - 1,373,619 views - 6,638 likes (97.8%), 147 dislikes (2.2%)
45:00 <lumeah> hello hello 
45:00 <Lish> seriously is everyone in th spurs breaking their nose
45:00 <STINKFIST> some Yanks tried to teach me to play basketball
45:00 <STINKFIST> turns out the secret is to elbow the fuck out of everyone
45:00 <Lish> hahah yep
45:00 <xm> i thought you'd prefer the Roy Orbison original
45:00 <TheRon> this seems ok
46:00 <Lish> im slighlty obsessed with basketball
46:00 <STINKFIST> MJ lives!
46:00 <Lish> i need a new hobby
46:00 <lumeah> lol was it good for you ?
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :D
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bloody excellent for me
46:00 <lumeah> lol good for you 
46:00 <TheRon> great song really
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh snap
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that was kinda random but now i think about it MJ did that alot haha
47:00 <lumeah> crackel pop
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm technically speaking roy orbison may have been the original.. but his version wasnt released til after cyndi lauper
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> how about having a think b4 blabbing horseshit
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooh i now want pork crackle :(
48:00 <STINKFIST> I have some
48:00 <lumeah> lol
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im calling bS there
48:00 <lumeah> go to the rsl they might have some in the buffett lol
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im still stuck at work ffs
48:00 <lumeah> after 
48:00 <xm> and?
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> cyndi lauper i drove all night was a hit before roy orbisons
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> dumass
49:00 <lumeah> on the way home lol
49:00 <STINKFIST> I have 45 mins left on my roast
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at the moment im like a zombie
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i doubt i could get to the RSL and get me some crackle
49:00 <lumeah> aww's ya must be bored
49:00 <xm> i never said anything about chronology
49:00 <xm> your point?
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> quit backpedalling
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> youll trip over ur horseshit
49:00 <xm> or do you just like to make a fool of yourself, as you always do
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i am actually
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> waiting for this fuckwit relief who is always late
50:00 <STINKFIST> fuckwit relief is ALWAYS late
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean on xmas day he used the "oh traffic was bad" excuse
50:00 <lumeah> lest you don't have to spend all day with this person
50:00 <peace> u said orginal xm
50:00 <Nikky`> I can't believe someone is having a rant over what xm typed
50:00 <Nikky`> seems a tad silly
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> pece youll have to wait hes gone to google
50:00 <xm> peace: yes, it was the original. and im still correct
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> no song is original
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> its recorded by shitcunts first
50:00 <peace> rofl
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> so the singer has something to listne to
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> roy orbison, was that shitcunt
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean at 5pm how the fuck can traffic be bad
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its virtually dead
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1014090_754881154532898_1445045998_n.jpg
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> some 2 bit shithead writes a dardy song.. gets his 13 year old wife to sing it, and then sends it away for proper singers to sing it
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> roy orbison, was that 13 year old wife
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway im going to quit and start playing with myself peace fuckers :D
52:00 <STINKFIST> show 'im who's boss
52:00 <xm> [14:50:32] 21<Nikky`>21 I can't believe someone is having a rant over what xm typed <--- he's still angry he was utterly humiliated a few nights ago when he poorly argued against me about religion
52:00 <Serenity> is he still pretending he isnt who he is
52:00 <xm> with "facts" such as Isaac Newton was an atheist
52:00 <Serenity> cause that was embarrassing
52:00 <xm> that Islam preceded Christianity
53:00 <xm> also sorts of stupid stuff
53:00 <xm> but everyone knows he's full of shit :)
53:00 <xm> he makes up shit as he goes...like plivent
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <Mew> oh yeah i forgot about that
53:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
53:00 <Serenity> yesplz
53:00 <Mew> who are u today waix?
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
53:00 <Mew> ben again?
54:00 <Pieter> I believe in miracles
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1902869_754880904532923_235948319_n.jpg
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> loved that one
54:00 <Pieter> Piet is from
54:00 <Pieter> The sexy thing
54:00 <STINKFIST> the midnight NAMBLA
54:00 <couleurs> Pieter u suk
54:00 <TheRon> ben's a rat
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> xm. the fact you need a religious leader to have faith in something prooves ur a fucking sheep
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
54:00 <xm> who is my religious leader then WaixYourLegs ?
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
54:00 <Mew> waix are u ben today?
54:00 <Mew> u can tell us we dont mind
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> havent fuckin decided hey
54:00 <TheRon> i'm guided by the big neon sign that says carlton draught
55:00 <Pieter> Hug me till you drug me honey
55:00 <Pieter> Kiss me till im in a coma
55:00 <Pieter> THEN FUCK ME SLEEPING
55:00 <[Maverick]> WaixYourLegs's leader is the fridge 
55:00 <simba> lol at WaixYourLegs not reading properly before he started trolling
55:00 <xm> i remember talking to a Waix about 1-2 years ago that was equally as dense
55:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=92cwKCU8Z5c
55:00 <xm> dunno about the original waix...lolz
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Abba - The Winner Takes It All (Oct 7, 2009) 4:56 - Category: Music - 20,058,797 views - 53,800 likes (97.5%), 1,362 dislikes (2.5%)
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> meryl streep is better cunt
55:00 <simba> he actually admitted that RO was the original but then seemed to forget he said it and went off on another point
56:00 <Pieter> Do it lumeah
56:00 <Pieter> You wanna!
56:00 <lumeah> do you get a hard on in your dreams? 
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> he sung it first
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> big woop
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> youll probably find some homeless african kid sang all the single ladies first
56:00 <TheRon> roy orbison wrote it, cyndi lauper made it a hit ok
57:00 <STINKFIST> I get a hard-on in your dreams
57:00 <crash> dunno maybe lumeah
57:00 <lumeah> hahaha 
57:00 <crash> im not awake
57:00 <lumeah> you don't know my dreams 
57:00 <lumeah> :P
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=616609725089567
57:00 <Pieter> Yeh lumeah
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahhahahaa
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> hgahahahahaha
57:00 <lumeah> nahh nahh 
57:00 <lumeah> lol
57:00 <crash> riding dolphins bareback im sure
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> roy orbison didnt write it
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> u shitcunt
57:00 <xm> and the whole point was that i was joking to TheRon that he's an old fart that likes old singers
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> steinberg n kelly
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> u fuckin arab
57:00 <TheRon> better than new shit
57:00 <xm> but anyway when people look for a fight anything will do
57:00 <simba> ...this guy is like panda but even more retarded?
57:00 <Nikky`> lol
57:00 <xm> panda is more likeable though
58:00 <Pieter> I never experienced a wetdream tho:(
58:00 <lumeah> never been into dolphins 
58:00 <crash> me neither
58:00 <lumeah> not even over me ? 
58:00 <crash> bit over rated
58:00 <lumeah> Pieter  im shocked!! 
58:00 <BlackDevil> seems fake WaixYourLegs
58:00 <crash> what do you dream of then ?
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> its funny as fuckthough
58:00 <xm> (relatively)
58:00 <Serenity> hey im not old i like roy orbison
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> society must be fuckin stoked your e-profiling is so good
58:00 <Nikky`> The Big O was great
58:00 <Serenity> hehehe the big o
58:00 <xm> i do like Roy too. but i just enjoy teasing TheRon 
58:00 <Nikky`> Ooooooooooooooo
59:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee on the wall
59:00 <TheRon> fuck i'm good at starting shit
59:00 <Serenity> ahh dont we all
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> big mamma redheadcunt
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> what was her name
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> mama cass
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> spitting image for that other fat sow
59:00 <simba> debra the zebra
00:00 <crash> pee on the grass
00:00 <crash> or a tree
00:00 <crash> in a prostitutes mouth
00:00 <BlackDevil> wall
00:00 <lumeah> in your own mouth
00:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dQsjAbZDx-4
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Abba - Fernando (Feb 23, 2010) 4:15 - Category: Music - 10,049,894 views - 25,887 likes (96.9%), 823 dislikes (3.1%)
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> would u rub my cunt fernandoooooooo
01:00 <TheRon> classy
02:00 <lumeah> o0oh fire ban in victoria tomorrow.. must be going to be hot... maybe you can pee on a fire?
02:00 <crash> but slip slop slap before you do
02:00 <TheRon> there was something in the air that night.......
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> your ballsacks bright
03:00 <TheRon> always have to make it filthy
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> im still uahging at that other cunt
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> when ur dick falls off and ur balls cave in tragedy
04:00 <TheRon> don't go smelling my farts....i couldn't if i tried
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> sometimes i fart
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> sometimes i poo
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> sometimes im scared of you
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> but all i really want is a wipeless poo
05:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XLgYAHHkPFs
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - Imagine (Feb 2, 2007) 3:32 - Category: Music - 52,770,766 views - 221,929 likes (98%), 4,621 dislikes (2%)
05:00 <TheRon> make fun of that i dare you
06:00 <Pieter> No youre not lumeah
06:00 <Pieter> :)
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> imagine all the muslims
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> blew up in a car
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> doo dooo doo dooo dooooooooooooo
06:00 <TheRon> you totally suck :)
07:00 <British^Meat> i'll slip my slop in your slap
07:00 <Pieter> Slippery n sloppy when slapped :(
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> they sayyy im a hitler
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not the only one
07:00 <[Maverick]> lol @ topic 
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> cunts cant spell
08:00 <TheRon> what did the jews ever do to you?
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
08:00 <xm> must have been a BlackDevil topic
08:00 <stebie> yep
08:00 <TheRon> did that have roy garber in it?
09:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n4RjJKxsamQ
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scorpions - Wind Of Change (Nov 1, 2009) 4:44 - Category: Music - 69,016,339 views - 247,333 likes (98.5%), 3,691 dislikes (1.5%)
09:00 <stebie> no idea who that is... so, sure.
09:00 <TheRon> neither do i
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/423741_10151063345962807_335959627_n.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> but the guy died and it was a topic
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i love facebook
10:00 <Pieter> Ill slip it in when its sloppy after i slap ya about
10:00 <Pieter> YEAP
10:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
11:00 <Skirmish> Is True Blood really cancelled?! 
11:00 <TheRon> nikky' cats vs collingwood friday night
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiO5j89hwU
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Abbo lady on train.It's MY LAND (Jan 18, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Comedy - 340,612 views - 993 likes (93.1%), 74 dislikes (6.9%)
11:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but only NAB cup so meh
12:00 <TheRon> first time in years collingwood have travelled the road
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh i love this
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> SUCK ME OF FTHE NEXT STATIOn PLEASE
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
12:00 <TheRon> or just travelled anywhere
13:00 <crash> Pieter ive seen a pic of you, your forearms are like twigs
13:00 <loggles> this channels quite amusing, just what i was looking for :)
13:00 <TheRon> no NAB cup anymore, it's nab challenge
13:00 <TheRon> no winer
13:00 <TheRon> no winner
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> gayfl
13:00 <TheRon> fuck you
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIVeUUyWBUI
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aboriginals fight on freemantle bus (Mar 6, 2013) - Category: People and Blogs - 13,939 views - 69 likes (86.3%), 11 dislikes (13.8%)
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAHAHAHAH
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> SHUT UR CUNT AND FUCK UR HOLE UP
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> bwhahahaha
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> penis arms
15:00 <British^Meat> lol, this guy
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
15:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pkcJEvMcnEg
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - Lithium (Jun 16, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 28,679,605 views - 125,858 likes (98.6%), 1,746 dislikes (1.4%)
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> u look like a man u poor cunt roflcopter
16:00 <British^Meat> how much do you weight today PandasDontDrive?
16:00 <emuls> PandasDontDrive is a bit girthy eh? and not in the way the ladies like am i rite?
16:00 <British^Meat> hah, well he weighs 73.1kgs
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a smart guy, you figure out my response
17:00 <British^Meat> he said "i dont always weigh myself, but today i weigh 73.1kgs"
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> go check your log from yesterday when you asked me that
17:00 <British^Meat> its too much to scroll through
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> never stopped you before
17:00 <British^Meat> so i went straight to the horse
17:00 <Pieter> Yeh twigs
17:00 <emuls> 73, but how tall
17:00 <emuls> 4'9?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> 6ft
17:00 <British^Meat> fuk know, looks pretty short
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not short
18:00 <British^Meat> do u really weigh yourself?
18:00 <crash> well not overly fleshy, i was just giving you a warning before you slap someone
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> you asked me about this yesterday
18:00 <crash> might break your arm
18:00 <British^Meat> i know :)
18:00 <crash> can't type on irc then brudda
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're the worst troll ever bm
18:00 <emuls> thats a bmi of 22
18:00 <British^Meat> ok
18:00 <emuls> which is healthy
18:00 <British^Meat> just put mre on ignore then
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1800188_754881984532815_1282363226_n.jpg
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> no :P
19:00 <British^Meat> cool
19:00 <British^Meat> i'll continue then
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> k babe
19:00 <British^Meat> so u know how u said u went back to work sunday?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
19:00 <British^Meat> great penatly rates u get
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember this one
19:00 <British^Meat> how come u dont know if you are on this sunday, thats 2moro
19:00 <British^Meat> dont you get a roster?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is when i said
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i didnt answer the other question about how many tats i have
19:00 <British^Meat> lol your tatts
19:00 <British^Meat> show emuls the pics
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbkvoj6SC0w
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coz I'm Aboriginal(One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful Parody) (Dec 23, 2012) 4:33 - Category: Comedy - 139,326 views - 1,011 likes (94.5%), 59 dislikes (5.5%)
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet she lost her job over this lol
20:00 <British^Meat> show the notes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fine ill pm her pic of my arm from 3 weeks ago
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> not much point since im getting that shoulder one coulered on thursday
20:00 <British^Meat> oh the weird shit on your shoulder
20:00 <simba> hahahaha
20:00 <simba> omg
20:00 <simba> rofl
21:00 <British^Meat> nah the notes, show the notes
21:00 <British^Meat> oh, and your nose too, show your nose
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> weird?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> you make it sound weird, and bad, by saying that, which is unfair
21:00 <simba> she prob lost her job cos that is sub human humor for sub human filth
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> they covered up the iga out the front
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> but not on her shirt
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta love qantas attendants
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> would you like some headphones?
22:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PbgKEjNBHqM
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - In Bloom (Jun 16, 2009) 5:00 - Category: Music - 23,748,594 views - 116,335 likes (98.8%), 1,373 dislikes (1.2%)
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> why yes, and how did u know my name was phones?
23:00 <crash> lol
23:00 <Pieter> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/s720x720/9844_10152180892668259_2019506795_n.jpg
23:00 <crash> unlikely scenario though WaixYourLegs
23:00 <Pieter> Look at that sexiness
23:00 <Pieter> Its awesome!
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> where to go for dinner
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> holy shit 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> im thinking Burger Theory in town
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> miguel ferrier was in search for spock as the xo
23:00 <British^Meat> too much product in your hair Pieter
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1654268_910500668966439_301737485_n.jpg
23:00 <simba> cool never heard that 1 before 
23:00 <TheRon> living under a rock
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxl7iz4fbO8
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Asians vs Aborigines Prison Brawl Australia (Jul 17, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 1,088,189 views - 871 likes (91.6%), 80 dislikes (8.4%)
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOLWOT
24:00 <crash> no definition in your arms neither
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> British^Meat why're you so afraid to show us your pic
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tell us about yourself
24:00 <British^Meat> errr
24:00 <British^Meat> no ones ever asked me...
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have
24:00 <British^Meat> and im not stupid enough to post my pic on here
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <British^Meat> dumbass
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you're dead wrong there
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's stupid about it.
24:00 <British^Meat> yer, i'll give out my phone number and address too :)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> got something to hide?
24:00 <simba> <TheRon> living under a rock - you really are having an old day if your sarcasm detector is that broke
25:00 <British^Meat> lol r u for real?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's rhetorical.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesn't require a reply.
25:00 <British^Meat> did u see what happened to your mate shads?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he cares?
25:00 <Pieter> British^Meat: its just wetg
25:00 <British^Meat> i guess not....
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> Same sex marriage is not gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
25:00 <British^Meat> you can post your melon head all you want JB :)
25:00 <xm> are you American TheRon ?
25:00 <TheRon> no
26:00 <British^Meat> i dont know why u think its a good idea
26:00 <whencanibehappy> i might rape and kill a women tonight
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> why is it a bad idea?
26:00 <whencanibehappy> these youtube videos are giving me ideas
26:00 <British^Meat> ok PandasDontDrive
26:00 <British^Meat> i'll explain it too you
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> k whencanibehappy needs to be behind bars
26:00 <British^Meat> coz you seem to be having  a real hard time grasping it :)
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> cunt fuckers
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i like the way u poo
26:00 <simba> i dont even need to listen to in bloom when i see the title the fucking thing automatically plays in my head
26:00 <simba> that happens with a lot
26:00 <simba> of shit you wish you didnt know so well
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't need to go the long way around the barn just to tell me that you wont post your pic because you dont want people doing stupid shit to it and sending it around
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc etc
27:00 <British^Meat> id rather ppl didnt get hold of a my pic and make nasty assumptions and put funny words over it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I get it dude.
27:00 <British^Meat> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
27:00 <British^Meat> so ask me again u dumbass
27:00 <British^Meat> melon
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> relax
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody's having a go at you
27:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> i found a penis
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> in my bum
27:00 <emuls> hot
27:00 <TheRon> right
28:00 <lumeah> can you find me a penis?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
28:00 <Pieter> Im a penis
28:00 <lumeah> attached to someone i actually want?
28:00 <Pieter> You want me
28:00 <lumeah> do i ?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com/images/weird-looking-food-019.jpg
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> there u go
29:00 <British^Meat> i just want Pieter's money
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lumyeaaaaaah
29:00 <lumeah> pppppppppaaaandyy lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> when life gives you lemons HMMNNNYAAGHH!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <Pieter> Im all cock baibee
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-snow-penis-car-cant-work-some-dick-blocking-me-pics.png
29:00 <lumeah> lol
29:00 <Pieter> and Im male too!
29:00 <lumeah> i want some brains lol
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuum67MNM
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> brainz
30:00 <lumeah> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
30:00 <Pieter> I got one of those
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmgdfao
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bloody Abo's Stop Drinking Our Petrol. (Jul 4, 2010) 1:04 - Category: Comedy - 76,635 views - 308 likes (77.2%), 91 dislikes (22.8%)
30:00 <lumeah> hope nones near those fires 
31:00 <Pieter> Very expensive
31:00 <Pieter> Like new never used
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://tattoofunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/funny-tattoo-pictures-sorry-boys-but.jpg
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL second hand brain, never used.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> going for one dollah
32:00 <lumeah> LOL att the meat pic 
32:00 <lumeah> would anyoen really get a tatt like that
33:00 <doctor> secretly that guy wants it
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow pieter ur skinny as
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could fit ur arm in my butt
34:00 <STINKFIST> DO IT PUSSY
34:00 <lumeah> rof
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> manpussy
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> im bored sup stinky?
34:00 <lumeah> grose
34:00 <simba> what fires
34:00 <simba> ?
35:00 <Slinky_J> grose!
35:00 <stebie> bushfires
35:00 <stebie> a few going in victoria
35:00 <stebie> a few homes destroyed
36:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1900044_10153732027065408_1344796726_n.png
36:00 <xm> must have spread fairly quick... didnt see it mentioned really on news sites a few hours ago
37:00 <STINKFIST> I am drinking gin
37:00 <STINKFIST> a Canadian mate of mine runs an MMA news site
37:00 <STINKFIST> has asked me to be a writer for him
37:00 <[Maverick]> check abc news.. 
37:00 <[Maverick]> 24hr station 
37:00 <[Maverick]> been talking about since 8am 
37:00 <Serenity> Theyve been going for days
37:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
37:00 <stebie> grampians, sure
37:00 <stebie> but new ones have started today, afaik.
38:00 <STINKFIST> so I just wrote my first report, on Thiago Silva getting his arse arrested
38:00 <Pieter> Pfft panda.. now 6'5 it
38:00 <xm> that is what i mean
38:00 <stebie> warrandyte, sunbury
38:00 <Serenity> Ask rowbert
38:00 <Serenity> He'll know
38:00 <xm> he walks on the phones or something right?
38:00 <stebie> rowboat
38:00 <xm> works*
38:00 <Serenity> Yeah
38:00 <[Maverick]> he was talking about them last night 
39:00 <Slinky_J> mmmm
39:00 <Slinky_J> 6'5!
39:00 <STINKFIST> shorty
39:00 <Slinky_J> ur a reporter now bro!
43:00 <STINKFIST> yeah apparently so
43:00 <STINKFIST> he says I'll probably end up getting press passes to events and shit
43:00 <Slinky_J> :D
43:00 <STINKFIST> 'research' and the like
43:00 <STINKFIST> sounds cool to me
43:00 <Slinky_J> good fkn yeeaahh
43:00 <Slinky_J> lmao
44:00 <STINKFIST> need to start training again ASAP so I am not a little bitch in a tapout t-shirt like most folk ;)
44:00 <British^Meat> huehuehuehue
44:00 <Immutable> bored
44:00 <lumeah> yup
44:00 <Immutable> idle hands spend time at the genitals
45:00 <Immutable> and we all know god hates that
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLPjsW-U3gs
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Funny abbo trying to order hungry jacks (Feb 7, 2009) 3:18 - Category: Comedy - 35,850 views - 68 likes (87.2%), 10 dislikes (12.8%)
45:00 <lumeah> how did i knew you woulds say that lol
45:00 <simba> r u still linking to abo videos u sub human filth
45:00 <Serenity> When yout hand still fits in the pringle tin woop woop
45:00 <simba> i hope u get bashed 2 death by a hungry group of em
45:00 <lumeah> lol
45:00 <lumeah> oh nice..
45:00 <Immutable> maybe we have a psychic relationship lumeah 
45:00 <stebie> Serenity, ih8u
45:00 <Serenity> Haha
46:00 <lumeah> lol
46:00 <Immutable> now get naked
46:00 <Serenity> I has little hands
46:00 <lumeah> thats only one charater less
46:00 <gir> makes it look big 
46:00 <Serenity> Lol 
46:00 <lumeah> i have little hands two
46:00 <Serenity> ! <. <
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> omfg
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant stop laughing
47:00 <lumeah> Haven't you herd of forplay?
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> as if
47:00 <Pieter> Yeh but Im too lazy
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> who needs foreplay when u got handcuffs
47:00 <STINKFIST> I thought IRC was foreplay?
47:00 <British^Meat> fluff them up
47:00 <stebie> try
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> BROOO
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> get mah hungry jacks pleeeeese
47:00 <Serenity> Welcome to 5 years ago. 
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> no irc is abstinence
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
48:00 <STINKFIST> lead me not into temptation eh Waix?
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
48:00 <lumeah> thats not how to get a woman Pieter!!! lol
48:00 <British^Meat> OMG STINKFIST
48:00 <British^Meat> just had a great idea
48:00 <British^Meat> your signature move...
48:00 <faux> Stinky
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> never thought to look up coons
48:00 <lumeah> i have phychic connections.. doesn't get me what i want tho
48:00 <Immutable> what do you want lumeah deary?
48:00 <lumeah> who immutable.. lol :P
49:00 <STINKFIST> tell me BM :)
49:00 <STINKFIST> hullo Christina my love, light of my life
49:00 <British^Meat> when u got the guy pinned, rub your fist into thier belly button, or goosh, and then under thier nose
49:00 <Pieter> I will lose my virginity one day
49:00 <British^Meat> The StinkFist
49:00 <faux> How are you 
49:00 <Pieter> I promise yo
49:00 <Pieter> U
49:00 <STINKFIST> sounds good to me BM
49:00 <British^Meat> errr gooch
49:00 <STINKFIST> but I am not a wrestler
49:00 <STINKFIST> :P
49:00 <STINKFIST> I am well thanks :)   a couple of drinks in, how are you?
49:00 <British^Meat> just a thought
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNcFY62aQMg
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MOST FUNNY ABORIGINAL EVER (Sep 23, 2011) 1:37 - Category: Entertainment - 41,454 views - 60 likes (43.8%), 77 dislikes (56.2%)
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sup kyle
50:00 <faux> I'm good
50:00 <crash> hey omfgbbqhax
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey crash
50:00 <crash> good news on the xbox lol !!
50:00 <faux> Bored 
50:00 <faux> catching up on uni work
50:00 <faux> Wah
50:00 <STINKFIST> that you again Jeesh?
50:00 <STINKFIST> ugh uni
50:00 <STINKFIST> started again this week
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah jewboy.
50:00 <STINKFIST> only 3 subjects to go...
50:00 <crash> STINKFIST i start uni again for the first time in 10 years :P
50:00 <STINKFIST> more power mate, what are you studying?
50:00 <faux> I can't wait to finish this unir
50:00 <faux> Unit
50:00 <faux> I'm so behind
50:00 <faux> Wahh
50:00 <stebie> that's a stupid video
50:00 <lumeah> i never get what i want immutable 
50:00 <Immutable> you want me?
50:00 <Immutable> heh
50:00 <stebie> the first i mean
50:00 <lumeah> lol
51:00 <crash> STINKFIST - business
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> I only went to uni to bang the uni chicks
51:00 <STINKFIST> I am completing a dual diploma on training & assessment as well
51:00 <STINKFIST> over studying
51:00 <crash> but majors in accounting and financial planning
51:00 <crash> economics too ;/
51:00 <STINKFIST> especially given I work in a business school and write the fucking materials and assessments
51:00 <STINKFIST> nice one crash, undergrad or postgrad?
51:00 <STINKFIST> I wanted to do my MBA specialising in applied finance, but they didn't offer the subjects I needed where I am
51:00 <STINKFIST> so just doing general dickery
51:00 <British^Meat> ooer
51:00 <Immutable> just because I'm smarter than a hundred whips 11/10 for good looks and hella charismatic up the butt hole
51:00 <Immutable> doesn't mean you should want me
51:00 <stebie> maybe it's Pieter
52:00 <STINKFIST> economics is super interesting but the maths gets full-on if you don't keep up 
52:00 <STINKFIST> one of those things I tend to really like studying and only get like 70/100 for
52:00 <lumeah> so you support a woman Pieter?
52:00 <lumeah> lol
52:00 <Serenity> Lol
52:00 <lumeah> yeah maybe
53:00 <Pieter> Always
53:00 <British^Meat> i human one?
53:00 <Pieter> Im like a tripod
53:00 <crash> STINKFIST yeah some of my first semester subjects are in stats ;/
53:00 <STINKFIST> stats is great too
53:00 <crash> im ok at math but nothing special
53:00 <lumeah> your charisma is in your buthole?
53:00 <stebie> so, how about them winter olympics?
53:00 <lumeah> yeah change the topci lol
53:00 <Immutable> errr yeah... that's where all my power comes from
53:00 <stebie> pity torah bright's engaged/married
53:00 <ZeroDistance> true
53:00 <ZeroDistance> bet she fucks like a guy
54:00 <STINKFIST> especially if you get to use some sweet software
54:00 <faux> Boring
54:00 <STINKFIST> just code in the parameters and see what kind of rad shit pops out
54:00 <crash> think most of the business degrees have stats in them these days
54:00 <STINKFIST> find correlations and significance out of previously meaningless data, interesting to me
54:00 <crash> well anything marketing related
54:00 <STINKFIST> yeah they do, and accounting
54:00 <STINKFIST> even if it is just management
55:00 <crash> what are you studying STINKFIST and where ?
55:00 <crash> im doing my at monash clayton 
55:00 <JH> How can I get into a DBA program?
55:00 <crash> which is okish i guess - lot of asians 
55:00 <JH> do I need to do a masters by course work or masters by research
55:00 <STINKFIST> it doesn't matter which JH
55:00 <lumeah> a human one.. lol
55:00 <stebie> she has a penis? :O
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> arm
55:00 <Serenity> How do guys fuck
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> pulleys and chains
55:00 <lumeah> good answer
56:00 <STINKFIST> crash, MBA at Uni of Newcastle
56:00 <crash> nice :)
56:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm nice cold pear cider
56:00 <lumeah> eww
56:00 <JH> is a DBA worth well regarded?
56:00 <JH> well*
56:00 <STINKFIST> not by me
56:00 <Nikky`> yum
56:00 <Serenity> Just because you need a riggers ticked to fuck your mrs waix.
57:00 <STINKFIST> but only because I don't see a real reason for doing one
57:00 <crash> dba ?
57:00 <crash> database admin ?
57:00 <STINKFIST> Doctorate in Business Admin
57:00 <crash> lol
57:00 <crash> ahh
57:00 <STINKFIST> business phd basically
57:00 <STINKFIST> people with DBAs tend to have very limited work experience
57:00 <JH> i hear from people they say its only for those working in consultancy, high level government and research/lecturing
57:00 <crash> STINKFIST im actually working towards accounting
57:00 <STINKFIST> just live at uni forever then have a DBA and assume they're business experts
57:00 <crash> im doing very little management subjects
57:00 <STINKFIST> but have never administered a business in their life
57:00 <STINKFIST> or, that's my experience
57:00 <Serenity> Ticket
58:00 <crash> so cpa will be a few years after i finish
58:00 <STINKFIST> yeah I am considering whether or not to do CPA myself
58:00 <JH> almost like applied research and theoretical research
58:00 <STINKFIST> though possibly I'll do a law degree next
58:00 <Pieter> I make tripods sexy
58:00 <STINKFIST> we
58:00 <lumeah> omg!! 
58:00 <lumeah> never herd that one.. lol
58:00 <Immutable> slayed
59:00 <STINKFIST> will see, I am in no hurry to study again
59:00 <crash> im in no hurry
59:00 <STINKFIST> will have at least a few years break, see if I can repay some of my fucking HECS debt ;)
59:00 <crash> but ive had the same career for years
59:00 <JH> PhD is more prestigous
59:00 <crash> and the skills are not something you could run your own business with
59:00 <STINKFIST> academically perhaps JH
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> the thing is
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> the concept of sin comes from the bible right
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and christianity offers to solve a problem of its own making
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its dumb
00:00 <STINKFIST> the DBA is supposed to be more practically applicable to business management, whether it works like that I am not sure
00:00 <STINKFIST> but it certainly has a wider scope
00:00 <JH> then you have to do a postdoctoral research after a PhD to have a researching career 
00:00 <JH> like a researching fellowship
00:00 <Immutable> pay me 40 dollars brah
00:00 <Immutable> I'lll absolve all your sins
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like being thankful to a cunt that cut your arm so he could sell u a bandage
01:00 <Pieter> Hump me lumeah.. it be hot:)
01:00 <Immutable> I'm thankful
02:00 <JH> its like doing a PhD all over again after completing your phD or DBA
02:00 <Pieter> Ok im bored now
03:00 <STINKFIST> yeah, I am not that inclined to exist in acadaemia
03:00 <Pieter> My kitchen rules
03:00 <Pieter> Check out the lab
04:00 <JH> it's for people who want to create new bodies of knowledge and do institutional research
04:00 <Pieter> Not even the simpsons are on : (
05:00 <Pieter> Atleastt first contact is on
05:00 <Pieter> Save me jebus
05:00 <Calin> Pieter go to wikipedia and hit 'random page'
05:00 <STINKFIST> or, go to the wall and hit random parts of your face with it
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u didnt have the bible you wouldnt need the salvation
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> ie if he didnt cut ur arm you wouldnt need his bandage
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
06:00 <Calin> haha or that
06:00 <Calin> whatever it is, so long as it is away from here
06:00 <Calin> or go watch 'her' i just watched it and thought it was incredible
07:00 <xm> so if we removed all medical literature diseases would magically be eradicated?
07:00 <ZeroDistance> ahahaha i love me
08:00 <Pieter> Too easy
08:00 <xm> panda rules
08:00 <ZeroDistance> WaixYourLegs some fuck kept the anti air vehicle the entire fucking game little idling cunt so i finally get it n win game and yell THANKS FOR KEEPING THE AA YOU FAT LITTLE FUCK AHAHAHAHA and everyone laughs.
08:00 <ZeroDistance> xm ur cute
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
10:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> no xm wrong analogy
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> if you removed all the people you wouldnt need the medical literature
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> get it right u fucking moron
11:00 <ZeroDistance> most medical literature has only recently been corrected
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> go pray for forgiveness for being a suck a dickbrain
11:00 <xm> ZeroDistance: that's just all science. it's tentative
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> just science
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
12:00 <ZeroDistance> the heart, for example, up until around the 19th century, think so, they still believed the liver to pump the blood around
12:00 <xm> WaixYourLegs: even if you removed all people that still wouldnt make all medical literature invalid
12:00 <xm> wrong
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao.
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh wow
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> we wouldnt need it
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz we wouldnt be here
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> you DICKBRAIN
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> go fiddle with a boy or some shit
13:00 <xm> well, in theory, your wife is more likely to do it than a priest
13:00 <xm> if you follow statistics
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
13:00 <xm> teachers are more likely to molest than priests
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u follow church statistics
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> real world statists show priests are 4x more likely than anyone off the street
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickbrain
13:00 <xm> and the figure for teachers?
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> there isnt one
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickbrain
14:00 <xm> you're relating it to people off the street -- not teachers
14:00 <xm> oh my you're really dense
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> and my wife isnt a teacher
14:00 <xm> lolz
14:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
14:00 <xm> didnt he just say the other day his wife is a teacher?
14:00 <simba> churches are satanic cults where molestation rituals occur
14:00 <ZeroDistance> dunno
14:00 <ZeroDistance> his life doesnt interest me
15:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ PANDA
15:00 <British^Meat> fuck off blackwood
15:00 <xm> 21:16 < WaixYourLegs> so instead, our kids will be home taught
15:00 <xm> 21:18 < WaixYourLegs> wife is primary school teacher :)
16:00 <xm> ahhhhhh what a magnificent memory he has
16:00 <ZeroDistance> ? bm
16:00 <ZeroDistance> what's wrong now
16:00 <British^Meat> your face
16:00 <ZeroDistance> gee
16:00 <British^Meat> and your melon head
16:00 <ZeroDistance> took your time to say the same thing huh
16:00 <ZeroDistance> honey melon coz im so sweet <3
17:00 <simba> ZeroCool says: U R EXPUNGED
17:00 <simba> MESS WITH THE BEST - DIE LIKE THE REST
18:00 <lumeah> Pieter your giving me a bad name! :P 
18:00 <Pieter> Like you care
18:00 <Pieter> :)
18:00 <lumeah> maybe i do
18:00 <Pieter> Over me? Doubtful
18:00 <British^Meat> hah u know his new ploy simba?
18:00 <British^Meat> SETTING BEAGLE AGAINST ME
18:00 <simba> lmbo
18:00 <simba> set the beagle loose
18:00 <British^Meat> remember that time u told me he was saying to you that i was talking shit about you
18:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
18:00 <British^Meat> calling u a pigeon fucker?
18:00 <British^Meat> says im trashing beagle now :)
18:00 <ZeroDistance> setting beagle against you?
18:00 <British^Meat> WITHOUT HIM BEING THERE *gasp*
18:00 <simba> beaglemanias gone wild on you
18:00 <ZeroDistance> why would i waste my time
19:00 <lumeah> do you want me Pieter?
19:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, why did you?
19:00 <ZeroDistance> dont even converse with the guy
19:00 <ZeroDistance> i didnt, you're saying i did
19:00 <British^Meat> [21:36] <@British^Meat> The Last Of Us
19:00 <British^Meat> [21:39] <@PandasDontDrive> yeah brit meat was having a go at you when you werent even here
19:00 <British^Meat> [21:39] <@British^Meat> yer show him
19:00 <British^Meat> [21:39] <@British^Meat> he'll show u now chad
19:00 <British^Meat> [21:39] <@PandasDontDrive> he wasnt the cool kid at school so this is his time to shine
19:00 <British^Meat> [21:45] <@British^Meat> u gonna show him?
19:00 <ZeroDistance> and now im wasting my time with you saying i didnt, knowing you know you did
19:00 <British^Meat> Didnt end up showing him....
19:00 <simba> beagle doesnt like getting inolved in his irc politics he hates it
19:00 <ZeroDistance> thats not setting him against you thats just saying what you did
19:00 <ZeroDistance> grow up dude
19:00 <British^Meat> so... tell us melon head
19:00 <ZeroDistance> was never going to show him, im not like you, tell you something, most people on here arent like you
20:00 <Pieter> Totally
20:00 <British^Meat> :)
20:00 <British^Meat> is this an irc romance set to blossum?
20:00 <Pieter> Duh bm
20:00 <Pieter> :)
20:00 <emuls> what
20:00 <emuls> who's rooting who?
20:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:00 <British^Meat> dude you're so full of shit
20:00 <British^Meat> why do u even bother :)
20:00 <British^Meat> CUt le cord
20:00 <ZeroDistance> that's something you need to ask yourself.
20:00 <ZeroDistance> better get to it
20:00 <British^Meat> y do you bother?
20:00 <British^Meat> probs coz youre fucked in the head
20:00 <ZeroDistance> ask yourself
20:00 <British^Meat> i just did
20:00 <ZeroDistance> you're a child bm
20:00 <ZeroDistance> only person you're kidding is yourself.
21:00 <British^Meat> i can say that i was there "when they first met"
21:00 <emuls> pics
21:00 <British^Meat> yer give out pics
21:00 <British^Meat> i want to critique lumeah
21:00 <British^Meat> emuls can critique Pieter
21:00 <Pieter> Im rooting lumeah so fuck you all
21:00 <British^Meat> wah
21:00 <ZeroDistance> why dont you go play and maybe find a girl to get in trouble with, come back and cry some more
21:00 <British^Meat> o..................k
22:00 <British^Meat> cárn
23:00 <lumeah> i haven't seid yes 
23:00 <lumeah> lol all that was you talking to your self. 
23:00 <lumeah> i haven't even PMed you ! Lol 
24:00 <Pieter> Dont lie to em lumeah
24:00 <Pieter> Dont lieee
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <lumeah> im not... 
24:00 <Pieter> Its ok
24:00 <lumeah> sadly im not lol..
24:00 <British^Meat> u paid him attention
24:00 <British^Meat> that means youre keen
24:00 <British^Meat> it a guy thing
24:00 <lumeah> o0o0o0oh
24:00 <lumeah> is it!!!! 
24:00 <peace> too many dejavu
24:00 <peace> system shut down
24:00 <Pieter> Dont lie to em lumeah
24:00 <Pieter> Dont lieee
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <lumeah> im not... 
24:00 <Pieter> Its ok
24:00 <lumeah> sadly im not lol..
24:00 <British^Meat> u paid him attention
24:00 <British^Meat> that means youre keen
24:00 <British^Meat> it a guy thing
24:00 <lumeah> o0o0o0oh
24:00 <lumeah> is it!!!! 
24:00 <lumeah> can you tell someone i knwo that please!~??? 
24:00 <Pieter> Dont lie to em lumeah
24:00 <Pieter> Dont lieee
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <lumeah> im not... 
24:00 <Pieter> Its ok
24:00 <lumeah> sadly im not lol..
24:00 <British^Meat> u paid him attention
24:00 <British^Meat> that means youre keen
24:00 <British^Meat> it a guy thing
24:00 <lumeah> o0o0o0oh
24:00 <lumeah> is it!!!! 
24:00 <lumeah> can you tell someone i knwo that please!~??? 
25:00 <lumeah> can you tell someone i knwo that please!~??? 
25:00 <lumeah> i would be greatfull!! lol
25:00 <Pieter> Ill do it! 
25:00 <lumeah> say your a fuck head , i want her lol 
25:00 <lumeah> i would be greatfull!! lol
25:00 <Pieter> Ill do it! 
25:00 <lumeah> say your a fuck head , i want her lol 
25:00 <lumeah> i would be greatfull!! lol
25:00 <Pieter> Ill do it! 
25:00 <lumeah> say your a fuck head , i want her lol 
26:00 <emuls> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2ia3ae8.jpg
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/4sAa0vO.jpg
26:00 <emuls> i'm not sure if the 2nd one is a photoshop though
26:00 <Pieter> Youre a fuxkhead and I want you
26:00 <lumeah> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> i was gonna say, are those, ummm real?
26:00 <emuls> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2ia3ae8.jpg
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/4sAa0vO.jpg
26:00 <emuls> i'm not sure if the 2nd one is a photoshop though
26:00 <Pieter> Youre a fuxkhead and I want you
26:00 <lumeah> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> i was gonna say, are those, ummm real?
26:00 <emuls> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2ia3ae8.jpg
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/4sAa0vO.jpg
26:00 <emuls> i'm not sure if the 2nd one is a photoshop though
26:00 <Pieter> Youre a fuxkhead and I want you
26:00 <lumeah> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> i was gonna say, are those, ummm real?
27:00 <Serenity> hold the phone.. is Pieter pretending to be having sex with lumeah?
27:00 <lumeah> yes
27:00 <Serenity> =/
27:00 <lumeah> pretending!! 
27:00 <Serenity> please dont have sex with him.. you'll catch something
27:00 <Glenn> Pieter... you don't have to be so direct. Beat around the bush a littl before going for the jugular...
27:00 <lumeah> hey peacey
27:00 <Serenity> hold the phone.. is Pieter pretending to be having sex with lumeah?
27:00 <lumeah> yes
27:00 <Serenity> =/
27:00 <lumeah> pretending!! 
27:00 <Serenity> please dont have sex with him.. you'll catch something
27:00 <lumeah> he's not getting anywere
27:00 <Serenity> hold the phone.. is Pieter pretending to be having sex with lumeah?
27:00 <lumeah> yes
27:00 <Serenity> =/
27:00 <lumeah> pretending!! 
27:00 <Serenity> please dont have sex with him.. you'll catch something
27:00 <lumeah> he's not getting anywere
28:00 <lumeah> he's not getting anywere
28:00 <British^Meat> keep at her Pieter
28:00 <British^Meat> she'll crack
28:00 <Serenity> lol Glenn
28:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/B9RgYZLl.jpg
28:00 <emuls> wtf
28:00 <lumeah> he stuffed up already lol
28:00 <Serenity> crack for crack?
28:00 <lumeah> what the ...
28:00 <British^Meat> keep up crack Pieter
28:00 <British^Meat> keep at her Pieter
28:00 <British^Meat> she'll crack
28:00 <Serenity> lol Glenn
28:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/B9RgYZLl.jpg
28:00 <emuls> wtf
28:00 <lumeah> he stuffed up already lol
28:00 <Serenity> crack for crack?
28:00 <lumeah> what the ...
28:00 <British^Meat> keep up crack Pieter
28:00 <British^Meat> keep at her Pieter
28:00 <British^Meat> she'll crack
28:00 <Serenity> lol Glenn
28:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/B9RgYZLl.jpg
28:00 <emuls> wtf
28:00 <lumeah> he stuffed up already lol
28:00 <Serenity> crack for crack?
28:00 <lumeah> what the ...
28:00 <British^Meat> keep up crack Pieter
29:00 <Serenity> lol im kidding
29:00 <lumeah> what would you impress me with Pieter?
29:00 <Pieter> Ill wait.for.her
29:00 <British^Meat> lol, sound like chris
29:00 <Pieter> Me
29:00 <British^Meat> "today i saw her, why does she want me, i long for her hugs, but i ugly"
29:00 <Serenity> lol im kidding
29:00 <lumeah> what would you impress me with Pieter?
29:00 <Pieter> Ill wait.for.her
29:00 <British^Meat> lol, sound like chris
29:00 <Pieter> Me
29:00 <British^Meat> "today i saw her, why does she want me, i long for her hugs, but i ugly"
29:00 <Serenity> lol im kidding
29:00 <lumeah> what would you impress me with Pieter?
29:00 <Pieter> Ill wait.for.her
29:00 <British^Meat> lol, sound like chris
29:00 <Pieter> Me
29:00 <British^Meat> "today i saw her, why does she want me, i long for her hugs, but i ugly"
30:00 <Pieter> Im all impressive 
30:00 <Pieter> Like
30:00 <Pieter> Yeah
30:00 <Pieter> Me
30:00 <Pieter> Impressive
30:00 <lumeah> uhuh... 
30:00 <lumeah> *looks around*
30:00 <peace> hi
30:00 <Pieter> Im all impressive 
30:00 <Pieter> Like
30:00 <Pieter> Yeah
30:00 <Pieter> Me
30:00 <Pieter> Impressive
30:00 <lumeah> uhuh... 
30:00 <lumeah> *looks around*
30:00 <Pieter> Im all impressive 
30:00 <Pieter> Like
30:00 <Pieter> Yeah
30:00 <Pieter> Me
30:00 <Pieter> Impressive
30:00 <lumeah> uhuh... 
30:00 <lumeah> *looks around*
32:00 <Glenn> With this mob, you'll be waiting a while lumeah... :P
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
32:00 <peace> coffee time
32:00 <peace> :)
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> i not fried
33:00 <Serenity> [4:18pm] <British^Meat> SETTING BEAGLE AGAINST ME
33:00 <Serenity> is beagle still on irc?
34:00 <lumeah> lol
34:00 <lumeah> ok thanks for letting me know lol
34:00 <Serenity> that guys a weirdo. he told me to hide and go fuckmyself this morning cause he was ranting on someones photo on facbook and i told him to shut up
34:00 <British^Meat> yer, he is
34:00 <British^Meat> he came into another room too and called one of the other ops ugly, spitefull
34:00 <British^Meat> and told everyone to fuck off
34:00 <British^Meat> just out of the blue :/
34:00 <lumeah> lol
34:00 <lumeah> ok thanks for letting me know lol
34:00 <lumeah> lol
34:00 <lumeah> ok thanks for letting me know lol
35:00 <Serenity> hes strange
35:00 <British^Meat> i always have a soft spot for him, but more and more i think he's just nuts ESPECIALLY when he does the stuff i just mentioned
35:00 <British^Meat> and he's been doing that a LOT more lately
35:00 <Serenity> the photo was of this dudes mate and a bottle of jim beam
35:00 <Serenity> Chad wrote: "headphones , yeah I wish I bought em maybe ones that went 40000 decibels. then my neighbour cant complain after I go DEAF!"
35:00 <Serenity> .. wtf
36:00 <lumeah>  here you go Pieter  https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1507851_799542076746777_2002420082_n.jpg 
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <Serenity> Chad wrote: "lol she might come up with something like 'hey got a ride ?'"
36:00 <Serenity> hes odd
36:00 <British^Meat> he just gets pissed up and carries on
36:00 <lumeah>  here you go Pieter  https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1507851_799542076746777_2002420082_n.jpg 
36:00 <lumeah>  here you go Pieter  https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1507851_799542076746777_2002420082_n.jpg 
37:00 <lumeah> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1604591_799542670080051_2037116021_n.jpg
37:00 <Serenity> out of all the idiots though
37:00 <Serenity> hes fairly harmless
37:00 <British^Meat> totes
37:00 <British^Meat> he makes me have a soft...
37:00 <British^Meat> ....spot for him
37:00 <lumeah> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1604591_799542670080051_2037116021_n.jpg
37:00 <lumeah> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1604591_799542670080051_2037116021_n.jpg
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> he gets laid though, apparently
40:00 <TheRon> How about this heat??
40:00 <TheRon> How about this heat??
40:00 <TheRon> How about this heat??
41:00 <Doodle> you're an asshole
41:00 <TheRon> I know but.....
41:00 <Glenn> :)
41:00 <British^Meat> I think thats a good thing?
41:00 <Serenity> by lucy?
41:00 <Serenity> did we figure out if she was a real gf
41:00 <Doodle> you're an asshole
41:00 <TheRon> I know but.....
41:00 <Doodle> you're an asshole
41:00 <TheRon> I know but.....
42:00 <TheRon> Stopped bowls at 3.30 got too hot
42:00 <Doodle> too hot?
42:00 <TheRon> Heat rule
42:00 <TheRon> 38 degrees
42:00 <Doodle> its not like people playing bowls do anything
42:00 <Doodle> except drink 
42:00 <Doodle> and be ancient
42:00 <British^Meat> well i dunno
42:00 <British^Meat> but to be honest
42:00 <British^Meat> i dont see beags as the sorta guy to just make up blatant
42:00 <British^Meat> lies
43:00 <TheRon> An old guy dropped today
43:00 <TheRon> Had the ambo's out
43:00 <Doodle> oh joy
43:00 <lumeah> aww poor fella
43:00 <Doodle> not enough beer with his bowls obv
43:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure she has him under the thumb
44:00 <TheRon> Got up out of his chair to shake hands with someone and just collapsed
45:00 <TheRon> Bowls is hardcore
45:00 <Doodle> clearly
46:00 <TheRon> The synthetic surface got measured last weekend, it was 74 degrees
46:00 <Nikky`> Much better.. cool showers = awesome
47:00 <TheRon> I had a cold shower
47:00 <Slinky_J> i cant wait for the lego movie, TheRon check this out bro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_JOBCLF-I
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The LEGO® Movie - Official Main Trailer [HD] (Oct 31, 2013) 3:01 - Category: Entertainment - 13,136,135 views - 64,015 likes (94.9%), 3,473 dislikes (5.1%)
47:00 <Slinky_J> wahahahaha
47:00 <TheRon> Nah man
47:00 <TheRon> 12 years a slave
48:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, second shower for day.. I be extra clean
48:00 <Doodle> want a 3rd one
49:00 <Nikky`> Sure
49:00 <TheRon> I'll scrub
49:00 <Doodle> thats not creepy at all
49:00 <TheRon> Nah man
49:00 <Nikky`> No, not creepy *backs away*
49:00 <Slinky_J> im seeing 12 yrs a slave soon
49:00 <Slinky_J> got the novel
49:00 <Slinky_J> xD
49:00 <Slinky_J> was goin to see it this last monday but felt so tired
50:00 <TheRon> Go on cheap arsed Tuesday
51:00 <lumeah> o0o0o0oh   see he ran away!! !
51:00 <lumeah> can't prove himself a man!! 
51:00 <lumeah> lol
52:00 <TheRon> The snowboarding is to
52:00 <TheRon> And he just stacked it
52:00 <Nikky`> You'd be waiting awhile if you want him to prove that
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <lumeah> i don't 
53:00 <lumeah> he keeps saying he's f'in me 
53:00 <lumeah> lol
53:00 <TheRon> Chicks know about shrinkage?
53:00 <Doodle> its ok we know he can't fuck anything
53:00 <lumeah> ok lol
53:00 <lumeah> yes thay do
53:00 <Doodle> hot weather is awesome cos you get the opposite
53:00 <lumeah> hhaha
54:00 <Nikky`> haha
54:00 <Doodle> bam
54:00 <Nikky`> I believe she is enjoying the flirting from Pieter *vomit*
54:00 <Doodle> lol gross
55:00 <Doodle> i hope she owns a pressure washer
55:00 <Doodle> and about 40l of truck wash
55:00 <TheRon> I made this awesome Thai chicken salad tonight, with coconut rice and slime dressings
55:00 <Nikky`> lol
55:00 <TheRon> Lime
55:00 <Nikky`> slime
55:00 <Nikky`> you sure made it sound tasty
55:00 <TheRon> It was awesome
55:00 <TheRon> Grilled chicken
55:00 <simba> did you ever see the shit beagle posted on one of Pieters photos? i think it might still be up
56:00 <Nikky`> Chicken is yummy
56:00 <TheRon> Rice and salad with line
56:00 <TheRon> Fucking ipad
56:00 <simba> beagle randomly said something like "yeah Pieter you rule, stickin up for all us little guys that get paid out but fight on, youre the leader of us all" something along those lines...
56:00 <simba> and pieter took offense to it and replied in three paragraphs below his own pic
56:00 <simba> a disastrous conversation
56:00 <ooomp> And the point is?
56:00 <simba> not directing this at you pal
56:00 <British^Meat> classic irc
56:00 <simba> Pieter: leader of the little guys
57:00 <Nikky`> Does sound nice yho
57:00 <Nikky`> tho
58:00 <simba> hahahaha beehh and beagle both post on his fb
58:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
58:00 <British^Meat> who adds these ppl
58:00 <simba> lmao this is total gold
59:00 <TheRon> Let's have a. Ball,  down at the globe
59:00 <simba> he unironically calls him "master of irc"
59:00 <simba> i genuinely think he looks up to him
00:00 <simba> oh this is the pic with beagles comments https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151961319658259&set=pb.737368258.-2207520000.1391936225.&type=3&permPage=1
00:00 <simba> man I know how feels to be so alone. thanks for being epic Pieter ????!?!?
00:00 <simba> LOL
01:00 <ooomp> simba you bore us
02:00 <STINKFIST> it's party time
02:00 <simba> wtf
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> why are you even on yesterdays chat network
02:00 <British^Meat> lol
02:00 <British^Meat> classic beagle
02:00 <simba> again, ooomp, im not talking 2 u
03:00 <ooomp> Seems you're not talking to many, if at all
03:00 <British^Meat> just looked at bealges FB
03:00 <British^Meat> made 12 paltalk related status one after the other :/
04:00 <Nikky`> Yaay for party time
04:00 <British^Meat> all within an hour 
04:00 <simba> LOL
04:00 <xm> oh good find
04:00 <simba> what a fucking obsession
04:00 <simba> okay, I aint EVER taking back what I said about paltalk. thanks. you better believe its rubbish just like when you throw it out every week. or day. or moment... of your life.
04:00 <xm> i better archive this incase he deletes them
04:00 <simba> NO MORE PALTALK sing it with me NO MORE PALTALK
04:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <simba> its only 6 hours ago oh my god
05:00 <simba> Jenn Reynolds whats new chad you shouldnt drink sio much ..you cant see the impact your drinking has on others
05:00 <simba> :X
06:00 <simba> You tell em, JEnn
06:00 <Nikky`> uh oh.. Immutable is back
06:00 <simba> Tanya Grocke We don't need to ask as we know all you do is drink and do fuck all
11:00 <Nikky`> You know you're having a boring night when only thing that excites me is Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
11:00 <Excessive> sux 2 b u
11:00 <Nikky`> Hot Immutable..more more
11:00 <ooomp> Do you 'manscape' Immutable?
12:00 <Nikky`> It sure does
12:00 <Pieter> Willy wanker n the condom factor
12:00 <Pieter> Y
12:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1546401_10200936493089194_159436178_n.jpg
12:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1888723_10200936493209197_2111948782_n.jpg
12:00 <Immutable> no
12:00 <ooomp> So its a forest down there?
12:00 <British^Meat> not even trim the bush?
12:00 <British^Meat> the thicket?
12:00 <British^Meat> the shrubbery?
13:00 <Excessive> I did that for the last 3 hrs
13:00 <Pieter> Maverick is on
13:00 <Pieter> Star trek soon:)))
13:00 <Pieter> Omg
13:00 <British^Meat> the mangroves (eww)
13:00 <Duke_36> lol so classy.
14:00 <Pieter> Mzyoyo my love
14:00 <mzyoyo> hi
14:00 <Pieter> i lub you sooooooo much
14:00 <Immutable> yeah ooomp 
14:00 <Immutable> what kind of man are you interested in?
14:00 <Immutable> one that sculps his pubes?
14:00 <Duke_36> men have hair, women should be smooth :P
15:00 <ooomp> At least trim a little bit
15:00 <Nikky`> Men can at least trim tho
16:00 <Nikky`> No one needs to have an eye poked out
16:00 <Duke_36> hehe sure trimming is good.
16:00 <ooomp> Do you also leave your facial hair and let your head hair grow?
16:00 <ooomp> No, you don't. Unless you're a weirdo
16:00 <Immutable> sighs
17:00 <Duke_36> yup, s'called grooming
17:00 <Pyro-> merkin
17:00 <ooomp> But this is about immutable
17:00 <Immutable> I heard gay guys do a lot of man scaping
17:00 <ooomp> And being a clear homophobe, is insecure enough to scape a little bit :)
18:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9eL3ejXmE worst dad evere
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Single Ladies Devastation (Mar 29, 2010) 0:50 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,888,762 views - 38,014 likes (97.7%), 900 dislikes (2.3%)
19:00 <Immutable> if you can't say it to a random person as an opener it's just wrong
20:00 <Immutable> hey babe I manscape mah pubes
20:00 <Immutable> LURVE MEH
20:00 <Duke_36> lol
20:00 <Duke_36> well, its about efficiency.
20:00 <Duke_36> do you really want the girl to stop sucking to remove hair from her mouth? no.
20:00 <Duke_36> ;)
20:00 <ooomp> The practical view
21:00 <Duke_36> i'm all for practicality.
21:00 <ooomp> What else are you for 
22:00 <brainz> fckin hot
22:00 <brainz> waiting for pizza order
22:00 <lumeah> don't like the Thrash Irc client. soo slooowww..
22:00 <Duke_36> hmm, sarah mclachlan tonight.
22:00 <Duke_36> its a sarah mclachlan night.
22:00 <Duke_36> yeah you're working, building a mystery. :)
22:00 <Immutable> I shaved it all off once
22:00 <Immutable> bad reaction
23:00 <Pieter> Fuckin bimbo taxing my pot
23:00 <Pieter> Ill thrash you
23:00 <Pieter> ;)
23:00 <Moke> np: Ween - Big Fat Fuck "Shinola (Vol. 1)"
23:00 <Moke> this song is for chucky
23:00 <Moke> the big fat cunt
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm had pizza
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> so so good
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup piley
23:00 <Duke_36> nah it gets f-ing itchy.
23:00 <ooomp> Prepubescent look is wrong.
24:00 <brainz> waitin for the pizza
24:00 <brainz> to arrive
24:00 <Moke> who cares
24:00 <Moke> i ate dominoes other noght
24:00 <Moke> night*
24:00 <brainz> obviously you dont
24:00 <brainz> but i do
24:00 <Moke> well this song is for u 
24:00 <Moke> np: Ween - Big Fat Fuck "Shinola (Vol. 1)"
25:00 <brainz> nice track
25:00 <Moke> jk btw
25:00 <Moke> pizza is good man
25:00 <brainz> jk on here
25:00 <brainz> really
25:00 <brainz> no it isnt
25:00 <Moke> i felt like a fat cunt the other noght after i ate it
25:00 <brainz> its quick and easy
25:00 <brainz> fckin not healthy 
25:00 <Moke> i know
25:00 <Moke> fuck cooking
25:00 <British^Meat> [19:50] <Duke_36> do you really want the girl to stop sucking to remove hair from her mouth? no.
25:00 <British^Meat> has that happened to you often?
25:00 <British^Meat> ever?
25:00 <Duke_36> yeah it has.
25:00 <Duke_36> it has happened. not super often.
25:00 <Duke_36> but more than once.
26:00 <brainz> i love cooking
26:00 <brainz> just cant be fcked tonight
26:00 <brainz> to hot
26:00 <whencanibehappy> has anyone tried / beep 999999999999999
26:00 <whencanibehappy> ?
26:00 <brainz> i should go into the city to the greek festival
26:00 <simba> what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
26:00 <simba> it becomes daytrogen
26:00 <British^Meat> CLASSIC simba
27:00 <lumeah> you should
27:00 <whencanibehappy> you shuld you dumb wog
27:00 <brainz> but i ordered pizza
27:00 <Moke> chefs best is nice
27:00 <lumeah> after pizza
27:00 <whencanibehappy> dumb fat cvnt
27:00 <Tuftoy> fuck pizza, go have a souvlaki
27:00 <brainz> ahh after pizza
27:00 <brainz> i dont know
27:00 <whencanibehappy> idiot
27:00 <whencanibehappy> moron 
27:00 <brainz> chefs best i dont think so
27:00 <mzyoyo> heheh
27:00 <Duke_36> makes no sense at all
27:00 <mzyoyo> I love science jokes
27:00 <Duke_36> true blood cancelled eh?
28:00 <whencanibehappy> bum shit fuck
28:00 <whencanibehappy> penis cunt sniffer
28:00 <lumeah> do you have terests>? 
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> epic accident perth train station eyyy bro
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> no train though
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> some shit cunt on the escalator
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice yea i had one of those pizza mias the other week
28:00 <brainz> terests in the fingers WTF
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-08/several-injured-on-escalator-at-train-station-in-perth/5247664
28:00 <Duke_36> ah well, i havent seen any of it
28:00 <ZeroDistance> dont sigh, slap thighs
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> boo hoo
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif post that
29:00 <brainz> i got pepperone and garlic sause and chilli
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit like that is bound to happen
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno why it's in the news
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2014/griffith/result.htm
29:00 <brainz> i dont even bother clicking on the links
29:00 <brainz> lol
29:00 <British^Meat> FOBW
29:00 <Duke_36> keep meaning to read the books.
29:00 <Duke_36> i'll get around to em.
29:00 <ZeroDistance> sif you would
29:00 <ZeroDistance> read the boos, that is, let alone watch the show
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> It makes no sense at all!
30:00 <brainz> fck im losing my eye sight
30:00 <lumeah> to much wanking > ?
30:00 <brainz> no no
30:00 <brainz> im serious i cant see as well
30:00 <brainz> anymore
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> same brainz
30:00 <brainz> fck whats happening
30:00 <brainz> lol
30:00 <loggles> glasses
30:00 <Duke_36> $100 bucks says i'll read the first book this yr.
31:00 <brainz> yeah i got glasses
31:00 <brainz> but sometime i dont wear them
31:00 <loggles> new ones?
31:00 <brainz> nahh there 3 years old
31:00 <loggles> well theres ya problem!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> litte ant and dec are so lolarious
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky kids!
31:00 <loggles> you need to wear them or you dont see xD
31:00 <brainz> haha
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sat nite takeaway is so good ey
31:00 <brainz> makes sense
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> better than any shit aus show like hey hey 
31:00 <brainz> tis
31:00 <simba> I'll take that bet!
31:00 <Immutable> ooomp, do you vagscape?
31:00 <Duke_36> hehe sure
31:00 <ZeroDistance> one hundred bucks says it turns you gay
31:00 <Duke_36> vampire book, how bad can it be.
31:00 <ZeroDistance> gayer..
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
32:00 <brainz> mkr
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha mkr
32:00 <brainz> fckin hell
32:00 <brainz> those WA bitches
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw some of that today, a repeat, oh a trufle
32:00 <brainz> fall on there faces
32:00 <loggles> i get blurry eyes sometimes
32:00 <brainz> yeah i do
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're both fugly
32:00 <brainz> cant see in the dark
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the twins look like men
32:00 <brainz> or low light
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that guy doin the worst jack nicholson impression
32:00 <ooomp> Yes
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <ooomp> I keep neat
33:00 <lumeah> you need glasses!! hahahaaha
33:00 <brainz> hes a fckwit
33:00 <loggles> i've got a friend that cant see in low light
33:00 <brainz> yes i do need glasses
33:00 <loggles> she even has a condition on license, no driving after 6pm
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> itd suck having shit eyesight
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel like a fish in water
33:00 <ZeroDistance> neat feet
33:00 <simba> id stay away from anything related to this recent boom of vampire, zombie, supernatural crap
34:00 <brainz> fck yeah
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant see where im swimmin!
34:00 <brainz> exactly
34:00 <Pyro-> neat as in trimmed? or silky smooth?
34:00 <ooomp> Either or
34:00 <ooomp> Depends what I feel like
34:00 <ooomp> Usually the former
34:00 <Pyro-> 3 day growth?
34:00 <ZeroDistance> yer, book I'm reading is ace
34:00 <Pyro-> that's like sandpaper
34:00 <ZeroDistance> n shit I'm writing has me hooked, had two pots of tea already
35:00 <brainz> fckin hot
35:00 <brainz> here
35:00 <brainz> shesh
35:00 <Pieter> Woo sexy me
35:00 <brainz> who da fck are you
35:00 <brainz> lol
35:00 <Pieter> 1 cone and now im paranoid:(
35:00 <Pieter> Im brainz
35:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn sif costs 10 bucks to change a gamertag, gonna change it to XboxStoleMyWalletAndMyKidsreHungry
35:00 <Duke_36> yep, goes with my cheap wine.
36:00 <brainz> wow
36:00 <brainz> not mzyoyo
36:00 <brainz> really
36:00 <ZeroDistance> duke, baby, you're an effem guy, can I butt-punch your ass bro?
36:00 <simba> ten bucks?!
36:00 <simba> thats insane
36:00 <ZeroDistance> yup
36:00 <ZeroDistance> rip off
37:00 <simba> lol Pieter u know u cant enjoy weed or shrooms or acid, youre the hard drug type, the physical addictions
37:00 <Duke_36> ZeroDistance no thanks but I'm sure there are gay guys around here for you.
37:00 <ZeroDistance> thought it'd be around four, at max
37:00 <simba>  FatherOfNeglectedChildren
37:00 <ZeroDistance> I don't want a gay guy to fuck, I want a straight guy that will let me fuck them, shit.
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <ZeroDistance> lol simba, that's Picards gtag
37:00 <lumeah> hahaha 
37:00 <lumeah> say that later
38:00 <brainz> meth head
38:00 <brainz> i watched a sbow on meth zombies today
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
38:00 <ooomp> Good luck with that ZeroDistance
38:00 <ooomp> Find a drunk tonight
38:00 <simba> picard used the new voice regonition software to name his gamertag but he accidentally set it off so hes known as 'ShutUpYouUselessKids'
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
39:00 <lumeah> FUCKING MOZZIES!
39:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
39:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man
39:00 <lumeah> STOP BITEING ME
39:00 <lumeah> LOL
39:00 <ZeroDistance> writing about bogans atm
39:00 <ooomp> :o
40:00 <ooomp> Poor baby
40:00 <Doodle> yes, poor me
40:00 <ZeroDistance> "He's not Goth, no Goths around these parts, it's shitsville, nobody even has a car how the fuck, fuck is he going to get out where he needa to be find the right shit to wear, be a Goth? If he's Goth he hasn't come out yet." John said "Besides he never comes out, fucker deals from in there, I, I dunno how he even gets the stuff, must shit it out or something. Dunno how he gets food neither, 
40:00 <ZeroDistance> probably been eating his own shit for the last ten years living here, breakfast, lunch."
40:00 <ZeroDistance> writing about Doodle's life as a pusher, word up G
40:00 <Immutable> ooomp, if a bitch loves me she'll love my wild pubes
41:00 <brainz> got the fckin pizza
41:00 <brainz> hehe
41:00 <brainz> fck meth zombies are scary
41:00 <brainz> what a life
41:00 <Doodle> if i was a pusher i wouldnt be working 13 hour sundays
41:00 <Doodle> oer
41:00 <ooomp> Good luck with that Immutable
42:00 <brainz> these pnes are from san fransico
42:00 <lumeah> trim them at lest
42:00 <ooomp> Um Doodle, its been a bad day hasn't it
42:00 <Doodle> yeah
42:00 <Doodle> only 12 hrs tomorrow
43:00 <Doodle> ifi have a voice by then
43:00 <Duke_36> trim, it makes things more efficient. :)
43:00 <ZeroDistance> chicks love wild pubes
43:00 <ooomp> Poor Doodle
44:00 <brainz> how can they live like that
44:00 <brainz> selling therecarses and pussy for drugs
44:00 <ZeroDistance> most of em dont care, they did they'd be tryina fuck the wrong sort, put it in the arse sort
44:00 <lumeah> no they don't 
44:00 <ZeroDistance> n such
44:00 <lumeah> just trim it.
45:00 <brainz> bad shit
46:00 <Nikky`> Are we still discussing pubes?
46:00 <ooomp> Unfortunately
46:00 <ooomp> In other news, it's Monday tomorrow
47:00 <Nikky`> Hate it being Monday tomorrow :/
47:00 <lumeah> fuck monday
47:00 <ooomp> Some people like Mondays
47:00 <ooomp> Strange I say
47:00 <ooomp> Maurice likes Mondays
47:00 <Nikky`> The ones that dont work
48:00 <Maurice> I hate mondays
48:00 <ooomp> Oh :/
48:00 <Maurice> Coz I have to get up early for school
48:00 <Duke_36> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHasG0y158Q
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fumbling Towards Ecstacy - Sarah McLachlan (May 8, 2009) 4:59 - Category: Entertainment - 142,160 views - 594 likes (98.5%), 9 dislikes (1.5%)
48:00 <lumeah> school?
48:00 <lumeah> like high school?
48:00 <Duke_36> yep, school day tomorow
48:00 <lumeah> .....
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah high school
48:00 <lumeah> oooooook
49:00 <Pieter> I know simba
49:00 <Pieter> Wheres my coke :(
50:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhh
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh hey hun
50:00 <Immutable> trim a fucken smiley face into your pubes
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck ppl can piss me off
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> why the fuck bring me a new lamp thats fucking wonky
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> like if i wanted a pet, ill get you a pet, brings round a dog with two legs
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
51:00 <ooomp> Immutable
51:00 <ooomp> I tried, it looked kinda sad
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was it upside down
51:00 <stebie> lol omfgbbqhax
51:00 <Duke_36> landing strip ;)
52:00 <brainz> haha
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:00 <brainz> or no legs
52:00 <Nikky`> Maybe they figured wonky goes well with you?
52:00 <Nikky`> :P
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit haha
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
52:00 <Duke_36> ok...
52:00 <Duke_36> time i read some of my books.
52:00 <Duke_36> good evening all
52:00 <Duke_36> trim ya bastards hehe.
52:00 <stebie> bye Duke_36
53:00 <Pieter> Mew is my coke supplier
53:00 <Moke> 75 percent of the worlds population are fucking retarded
53:00 <simba> Pieter says "wheres my coke" like hes playing along with something wrong but its deadly accurate
53:00 <Pieter> Ice cubes hurt my nose tho
53:00 <Mew> i cant even drink coke buddy
53:00 <Mew> get it
53:00 <Mew> buddy
53:00 <Mew> ey ey
53:00 <Pieter> Naaaaaaaaaa
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh hey stebie
53:00 <Nikky`> Seeya Duke_36
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> That inxs show is on tv
53:00 <ooomp> Ok
54:00 <Pieter> Lick the klingon baibee
54:00 <Doodle> :/
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Seems shit
54:00 <Nikky`> I has it on now
54:00 <Immutable> what should I trim?
54:00 <Immutable> mohawk?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I could watch corby
54:00 <lumeah> yup
54:00 <Nikky`> Sure, go nuts
54:00 <Immutable> predator braids?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I think thats on
54:00 <stebie> trim($pubes);
54:00 <stebie> i'm watching sochi
55:00 <Mew> rank
55:00 <Mew> i didnt even know you could poo
55:00 <Doodle> lool
55:00 <Pieter> Im a pooer
55:00 <Mew> living on cardboard and meth i thought you'd just excrete tar or something
55:00 <Pieter> Naa.. usually squirts jelly like
55:00 <Nikky`> someone in aust has to stebie.. wd
55:00 <stebie> ty ty
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh shit snowboarding finals was on today
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I forgot to watch
55:00 <stebie> men's or women's?
56:00 <Mew> ewski
56:00 <Pieter> Its like jam
56:00 <Pieter> Youve had it before
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mens
56:00 <stebie> some women's is on now
57:00 <Mew> dis ma jaaaaaaam
58:00 <ZeroDistance> oi j
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i wana pm u a paragraph of something rofl
59:00 <brainz> pizza done
00:00 <brainz> wow man these methhead and there fcked up veins all over really scary shit
00:00 <brainz> some even muscle it WTF
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i might eat more p[izza ehehe
01:00 <brainz> haha
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> drinkin cider n reading atm
01:00 <brainz> ahh
01:00 <brainz> cider
01:00 <brainz> apple
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> real cider
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> not that five seeds shit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish it was perry, bbs
01:00 <brainz> ok
01:00 <stebie> chick just wiped out hard
02:00 <brainz> fckin pizza ads
02:00 <brainz> they really do get you
02:00 <brainz> lol
02:00 <brainz> what a trap i fell into
02:00 <brainz> dinnertime
02:00 <brainz> MKR on the TV and then comes the dominos ad
02:00 <brainz> fck
02:00 <brainz> i fell for it
02:00 <Ben> Evening..
02:00 <stebie> g'day Ben
02:00 <Ben> Hows it going stebie?
03:00 <stebie> good good, glad the cool change came through
03:00 <stebie> you?
03:00 <Ben> Yeah not bad
03:00 <Ben> Stinkin hot..
03:00 <Immutable> someone needs to tell the mormons that it's possible to land on the sun
03:00 <Ben> Not as hot as Melbourne though
03:00 <Ben> But still shit..
03:00 <Ben> haha
03:00 <Immutable> when we create planetary arcs to get off this fucked up planet
04:00 <stebie> Immutable, the north koreans already have been to the sun
04:00 <stebie> so they say
05:00 <Ben> I should get new tyres for my car soon
05:00 <Ben> I wonder if second hand tyres with 90% tread are worth the risk?
06:00 <ooomp> Evening kids
06:00 <brainz> whio are you
06:00 <brainz> who*
06:00 <peace> hi ooomp
06:00 <stebie> they should be fine
06:00 <Ben> The last lot I bought were 900 for the set
06:00 <Ben> If I can get the same ones for half the price I'll be happy
06:00 <Ben> Granted the ones I have now have lasted about 50k so far
07:00 <Pieter> Aaanyway
07:00 <lumeah> hi peace
07:00 <peace> hi :)
07:00 <Pieter> Oops
07:00 <Ben> I don't think I can squeeze another 10k out of them
07:00 <Ben> I remember getting a set of tyres for my old car for $220
08:00 <Pieter> Had snot on the screen
08:00 <Pieter> Wouldnt scroll properly
08:00 <lumeah> you are fowl Pieter
08:00 <brainz> mzyoy
08:00 <brainz> o
08:00 <Pieter> Check the keyboard
08:00 <Ben> And they were Yokohama
08:00 <Ben> These are Pirelli
08:00 <stebie> i drove mine til they started shredding.. not sure how many ks that was though.  i assume quite a few.
08:00 <Ben> haha yes it would be quite alot
08:00 <Nikky`> I need to get new ones
08:00 <Ben> The first set I had on my old car lasted 60000k
08:00 <Nikky`> front ones need replacing first
09:00 <loggles> wheres the snot now
09:00 <Pieter> Mzyoyo has my baby
09:00 <Pieter> In my mouth
09:00 <brainz> methhead
09:00 <loggles> nice, no wasting that tasty goodness
09:00 <Ben> The second set lasted 40000
09:00 <Ben> Not sure about the third as I sold the car by then
09:00 <Ben> But they had done 25000 by the time I sold the car
09:00 <Ben> The first set on this car were torn to shreds by 30000k which is shit
10:00 <brainz> pieter do you inject or do you smoke
10:00 <Ben> I rotate the current ones fairly regularly though
10:00 <Ben> Probably about time to get them done again
10:00 <Ben> I think it was about 15000k ago they were rotated
13:00 <Pieter> Smoke tobacco n occasionally dope
14:00 <ooomp> Pieter being modest ^
14:00 <Pieter> Me beikng sexy
15:00 <Nikky`> Soooooooooooooooo
16:00 <Excessive> wb Nikky`
16:00 <Nikky`> Thankies
16:00 <Excessive> sup
16:00 <ZeroDistance> so tea is good but makes u poop
16:00 <Nikky`> As much as I tried, could not get into tea
16:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
17:00 <Immutable> y no hello 4 mi?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> star trek: Female Contact, the Contact Trekkies Never Get
17:00 <Nikky`> HI IMMUTABLE
17:00 <Nikky`> Nothing up here, you?
17:00 <Immutable> 2 layt noa!
17:00 <ZeroDistance> im all jittery on caffiene
17:00 <gir> coffee has the laxative effect, not tea 
17:00 <stebie> both have caffeine
17:00 <Nikky`> I'll stick to my coffee
18:00 <Nikky`> It is never too late when I say Hi
18:00 <Nikky`> you will take my hi and enjoy it
18:00 <Excessive> ummmmmm, I showed u wat I did earlier ........... aaaaaaaaaaaand then I jus got back from woolies with some CC's n salsa
18:00 <Nikky`> Nice snack or dinner, I guess
18:00 <Excessive> both, they were on spesh, 2 bux ea
18:00 <stebie> i'll stick to my Nikky`
18:00 <gir> Yeah I know stebie. 
18:00 <Ben> Chinese tea is good..
18:00 <Ben> Particularly oolong
18:00 <Ben> I have packets of chinese tea in my drawer at work, and sometimes a cup of that calms me right down and clears the mind
19:00 <Excessive> so cheap dinnah
19:00 <Nikky`> guess so
19:00 <loggles> needs cheese, oven and sour cream
19:00 <Excessive> I have cheese, jus no sour cream
19:00 <Nikky`> I find if I have too many corn chips I feel sick so I try and stay away from em
19:00 <Excessive> rite
19:00 <Nikky`> sour cream is the best
19:00 <Immutable> any hot chicks wanna cyba with me? robot justin beiber?
19:00 <Nikky`> I have my own coffee in my draw...sif drink nescafe they supply
20:00 <Nikky`> You make it sound so tempting Immutable
20:00 <brainz> haha
20:00 <Immutable> I know
20:00 <Immutable> I am irresistable and shit
20:00 <Nikky`> I'm overing my mouse click over your nick..do I don't I.. 
20:00 <Excessive> oh I know of ppl leavin here cause of the cyber stuffs
20:00 <Ben> We have a truck that comes to work everyday
20:00 <Ben> So I buy a cup off them
20:00 <Ben> And nescafe isn't coffee.. its shit in a cup
21:00 <brainz> so who has cybered who
21:00 <brainz> lol
21:00 <Nikky`> That just seems stupid to leave
21:00 <Nikky`> you either cyber or you don't
21:00 <brainz> so hot here
21:00 <brainz> wow
21:00 <Immutable> this is cyber sparta!!!!
21:00 <Nikky`> I buy my coffee each morning
21:00 <Nikky`> to have with my breakfast
22:00 <Excessive> yes but cybering while married is a big ................. ummmmmmmmmm ........... yeah
22:00 <Nikky`> They are the ones doing it, it is their marriage
22:00 <brainz> cyber is shit
22:00 <Zade> so Nikky` babe, what ya wearing? are you hot? I am 
22:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I don't see anything exciting in cyber
22:00 <stebie> i don't have a fussy palate so i drink nescafe espresso
23:00 <brainz> stupid peeps thagt cum over there keyboards
23:00 <brainz> how stupid is hat
23:00 <Nikky`> lol Zade.. I be wearing hardly anything and yes, I am hot hot ot
23:00 <brainz> that
23:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, is a dude
23:00 <Nikky`> That was between you and I Immutable..when we had a wang off
23:00 <Excessive> yeah Nikky`'s a gd bloke :P
23:00 <brainz> haha
23:00 <Nikky`> The best
23:00 <Ben> Well, I have moccona in the morning (however you spell it) - I think its the lesser of the evils when it comes to instant coffee
23:00 <Ben> Nescafe just makes me feel sick (the instant variety)
24:00 <Immutable> so much sausage in that pant
24:00 <Nikky`> Love a good snag
24:00 <Excessive> loved ur yt Nikky` :)
24:00 <brainz> fck
24:00 <Nikky`> I drink that
24:00 <Ben> Nescafe or Moccona?
24:00 <Nikky`> Moccona
24:00 <Ben> Moccona is actually not that bad
24:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it isn't
24:00 <Ben> Plus for instant coffee, its strong
24:00 <Nikky`> good for instant
24:00 <Ben> Yeah
24:00 <Ben> A heaped teaspoon of that and a teaspoon of sugar and milk
24:00 <Ben> Laughing..
25:00 <Zade> so go to the beach today Nikky`?
25:00 <Nikky`> lol its not even me Excessive but thanks
25:00 <brainz> huff so hot here
25:00 <Nikky`> Nah Zade, too hot for that shit
25:00 <Excessive> oh wattah let down :(
25:00 <Zade> water was great 
25:00 <Ben> I buy the massive jars
25:00 <Ben> Whatever the biggest one you can get is
25:00 <Ben> Lasts me about 3 months
25:00 <Ben> Actually.. might last me longer than that
25:00 <Ben> I buy the large twin packs from costco
25:00 <Nikky`> I don't do sugar
25:00 <Ben> Lasts me 12 months
26:00 <brainz> so hot here so i went to sleep for 5 hours today 
26:00 <Nikky`> I know right..those tits were so hot
26:00 <Nikky`> My cold shower was great
26:00 <brainz> wow
26:00 <brainz> might need one of those
26:00 <Nikky`> lol
26:00 <brainz> cold shower
26:00 <Immutable> be like hey ladies check out my shrinkage
26:00 <Ben> So actually one jar lasts 6 months
26:00 <Ben> Megan doesn't drink coffee which is why it lasts so long
26:00 <milk> best sugar is bundaberg
27:00 <Immutable> boyoyoyong
27:00 <Nikky`> A good woman would understand
27:00 <Nikky`> then laugh
27:00 <Excessive> nice ovah here tonite
27:00 <Immutable> yeah seen the movie a few good women
27:00 <Excessive> not too hot, not too cold
27:00 <Excessive> jus nais
27:00 <Ben> I only use raw sugar
27:00 <Ben> Can't stand white sugar
27:00 <Ben> Too sweet for my liking
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck sugar
27:00 <milk> you sweet enough?
27:00 <Ben> lol
27:00 <Ben> milk : Of course!
27:00 <Ben> I'm modest too.. sometimes
28:00 <Immutable> lumeah understand my shit
28:00 <Nikky`> Wish it was cold here
28:00 <lumeah> lol
28:00 <Immutable> this is trance
28:00 <lumeah> okkk 
28:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
28:00 <milk> that's ok, I'm a pathological maturbater
28:00 <milk> s
29:00 <lumeah> was that good for you ?> 
29:00 <lumeah> lol
29:00 <Immutable> it was the dance party of the ages
29:00 <Immutable> feat. amrin van buuren
29:00 <Excessive> armin*
29:00 <ooomp> I'm disappointed with Immutable
29:00 <Ben> haha
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
29:00 <ZeroDistance> give me that inspiration
30:00 <Immutable> I am too
30:00 <Excessive> cause he's not givin u attention ooomp?
30:00 <Immutable> he used to me matures and shitnats
30:00 <ooomp> I get zero attention
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <Immutable> now he's all childish and asian
31:00 <Excessive> awwwwww, ooomp ............. /me pats u on the head a lil
31:00 <Immutable> lahm dee you mudda ass ho
31:00 <ooomp> pandis, I have news
31:00 <Immutable> you're pregernant agin!
31:00 <Ben> Why are Dyson vacuum cleaners so fricken expensive?
32:00 <Immutable> and Excessive is the father
32:00 <lumeah> can'yt you control you jizzz
32:00 <Immutable> ah CAINT
32:00 <Excessive> ooomp's a gd girl .............. she said "no sex till we're married"
32:00 <Nikky`> She didn't say that to me
32:00 <Mewz> cos its the housewives Nike
32:00 <Ben> haha
32:00 <ZeroDistance> because he lubes them with his come
32:00 <Mewz> just get a shark rotator for 54 installments of $39.95 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> news?
33:00 <Excessive> so I got rejected then?
33:00 <Nikky`> Guess so
33:00 <Excessive> :(
33:00 <Immutable> MAH JIZZ IS GOIN EVERYWHERE SORRY GUYS
33:00 <Zade> gotta try before you buy
33:00 <Ben> haha
34:00 <Excessive> u wish, u dirty degenerate
35:00 <Serenity> people who own those $1500 dysons are the same people who own thermomixes and only hes organic food
35:00 <Serenity> eat..
36:00 <brainz> fck need a smoke
36:00 <Doodle> shut up i have a dyson
36:00 <Nikky`> you are such a good housewife
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Doodle> this is true
36:00 <Nikky`> Can we get married? you look after me
36:00 <Doodle> yes to everything except getting married
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> gee that was some news :)
37:00 <brainz> what news
37:00 <brainz> lol
37:00 <Immutable> stoke me a cliipper I'll be back for sexmass
37:00 <Nikky`> Deal
37:00 <Nikky`> lol
37:00 <lumeah> lol if you have a dyson. i want to get married aswell :P 
37:00 <Doodle> i'm not the marrying kind
37:00 <Doodle> but i'll let you bang me for a lend of it
37:00 <Nikky`> back off lumeah..you have Pieter
38:00 <brainz> WTF
38:00 <Immutable> lt s a red dwarf quote fagnut
38:00 <Doodle> Pieter sucks more than a dyson
38:00 <lumeah> hahahhaa
38:00 <lumeah> o0o0oh geat! 
38:00 <lumeah> excellent 
38:00 <Nikky`> lol
38:00 <Ben> haha
38:00 <lumeah> lol
38:00 <Doodle> plus he is good at picking up bits of dirt
38:00 <lumeah> yeah he's like one of those sticky rollers lol
38:00 <Doodle> lol yuck
39:00 <brainz> who the fck watches that shit
39:00 <lumeah> lol
39:00 <Doodle> those things are revolting
39:00 <lumeah> they are
39:00 <Serenity> poor lumeah lol how did pieter get his claws in there
39:00 <lumeah> he didn't hasn't 
40:00 <Nikky`> Well clearly Immutable does
40:00 <Nikky`> you can be so rude sometimes brainz
40:00 <brainz> hehe apparently
40:00 <Nikky`> And by sometimes i mean all the time
40:00 <Zade> lol
40:00 <brainz> hehe
40:00 <brainz> awww
40:00 <brainz> the truth hurts
40:00 <brainz> is it rudeness
40:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, it is
40:00 <brainz> or being confrontational
40:00 <Zade> rude
40:00 <lumeah> lol
40:00 <lumeah> he wishes lol
40:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
40:00 <Serenity> hes delusionalll
40:00 <ZeroDistance> pieter doesnt go for good looking chicks
40:00 <lumeah> yup
40:00 <ZeroDistance> so long as ur good looking, nothing to worry bout
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Doodle> pig-girl
40:00 <lumeah> he can try,, hes not getting anywere
41:00 <ZeroDistance> woo first place entire match
41:00 <ZeroDistance> lol lumeah
41:00 <lumeah> do you have another nic ZeroDistance?
41:00 <ZeroDistance> oh mang i think its too dark to read outside
42:00 <Immutable> I KNOW BRAINZ YOU DEAD SHIT
42:00 <Immutable> I got kicked from my wow guild...
42:00 <brainz> hm
42:00 <Immutable> for asking chicks to cyber with me in guild chat
42:00 <brainz> thats a bit much aint it
42:00 <Immutable> whoa that was AGES ago GET OVER IT
42:00 <brainz> dead shit interesting
42:00 <lumeah> or is the nick in realation to some mesurement?
42:00 <ZeroDistance> another nic yea PandasDontDrive etc
42:00 <lumeah> lol
42:00 <lumeah> okkkk
42:00 <Doodle> they fucking do
42:00 <ZeroDistance> no its a reference to guns
42:00 <Doodle> i've seen them
42:00 <lumeah> no not guns
42:00 <ZeroDistance> this nick i mean
42:00 <ZeroDistance> its a fps thing
42:00 <ZeroDistance> gaming thing
42:00 <Doodle> ZeroDistance: http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-panda-431x300.jpg
43:00 <Immutable> We're all about this biscuit now!
43:00 <Ben> Evening..
43:00 <brainz> i have no idea what you are babling on about
43:00 <Serenity> YOU LIE
43:00 <Serenity> THEY DO DRIVE
43:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
44:00 <brainz> so Nikky` what makes me rude
44:00 <Nikky`> I'm fairly sure you know
44:00 <brainz> no i dont
44:00 <Doodle> plus there's the fiat panda so technically
44:00 <Doodle> panda's can drive
44:00 <Doodle> and they can drive pandas
44:00 <lumeah> poor panda
44:00 <lumeah> :(
44:00 <Doodle> brb rooster attack
44:00 <lumeah> ooook
45:00 <brainz> because i swear
45:00 <brainz> ??
45:00 <Nikky`> No, your responses back to what ppl say on here
45:00 <ooomp> Hey Ben
45:00 <brainz> i dont understand that
45:00 <Immutable> you are rude brainz 
45:00 <lumeah> hi Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey lumeah
46:00 <brainz> to be honest
46:00 <brainz> on here
46:00 <Nikky`> Evening Ben btw
46:00 <Immutable> I'm tired of your rudeness brainz 
46:00 <brainz> and i will be honest
46:00 <Immutable> this is an intervention
46:00 <brainz> i dont give a fck
46:00 <Nikky`> lol Immutable not it isn't
46:00 <Immutable> we love you brainz 
46:00 <Sponge> where can i get the free u2 song from
47:00 <ooomp> I love brainz
47:00 <ooomp> Sometimes though
47:00 <brainz> haha
47:00 <Immutable> and that's why we're putting you on this iceberg made out of pack ice and garbage and sending you out into the ocean
47:00 <Zade> but with a life-jacket cos he is alright 
48:00 <Pieter> I see dead people
48:00 <Ben> Whats happening?
48:00 <brainz> anyway in the real world im doing ok
48:00 <Ben> Pieter : Do you have a cemetry outside your house?
48:00 <brainz> so thats what counts to me
48:00 <Pieter> Jesus is sexy
48:00 <Pieter> Naa
48:00 <ooomp> You keep telling yourself that brainz
48:00 <ooomp> Go you!
48:00 <Pieter> Just 2 bbqs,
48:00 <brainz> no no its fact
48:00 <brainz> lol
48:00 <ZeroDistance> pandas can poop
48:00 <ZeroDistance> ahehehe doodles <3
49:00 <Ben> Fuck I hate Sydney.. so fucken over it..
49:00 <Pieter> Im snottty
49:00 <Pieter> And tired,
49:00 <brainz> wow Ben
49:00 <Pieter> Bed time
49:00 <Immutable> I know
49:00 <Immutable> you haven't met me
49:00 <Immutable> then you'd be like
49:00 <brainz> didnt you just recently move there
49:00 <Ben> Yeah I did
49:00 <Immutable> Sydney is the best
49:00 <Pieter> Nite people whoo aiknt me
49:00 <Immutable> Immutable lives here
49:00 <brainz> i remember that
49:00 <ooomp> Ben, should move to Melbourne
49:00 <Ben> Well, October 2012
49:00 <brainz> wow
49:00 <Ben> ooomp : Thats the plan
49:00 <brainz> no way
49:00 <brainz> it hasnt been 2 years has it
49:00 <Ben> ooomp : Shouldn't have left in the first place
49:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
49:00 <Doodle> covered in drool now
49:00 <ZeroDistance> soz
49:00 <whencanibehappy> any girls want to get to know me?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> stoke me a cliiper
50:00 <ooomp> Foolish
50:00 <ooomp> Chasing the money were you
50:00 <brainz> Sydeys ok
50:00 <Ben> brainz : Oddly enough.. it will be two years come October this year
50:00 <brainz> Sydney
50:00 <brainz> wow
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Immutable> stoke me a cliipper I'll be back for sexmass <- not a red dwarf quote
50:00 <Immutable> stop it's a dance party
50:00 <brainz> becuase i remember you chatting about it
50:00 <Immutable> 0/<
50:00 <Immutable> 0\<
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish Immutable would die
50:00 <Ben> ooomp : Nah.. thought the place had changed. It hadn't. Its still expensive. My gf wanted to stay in Sydney, but she doesn't want to stay here anymore so there is nothing keeping us here
50:00 <brainz> werent you like on fitzroy street
50:00 <simba> hell no
50:00 <simba> whats even to know
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:00 <Doodle> you're a depressing fuck
50:00 <Doodle> who should neck themselves quick smart
51:00 <brainz> St Kilda
51:00 <Immutable> lol I just woke up from an afternoon nap
51:00 <Immutable> I kind of go to shit after I have a sleep
51:00 <Ben> ooomp : Its full of arrogant shits and I'm sick of it
51:00 <ooomp> Time to move then Ben
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what news ooomp?
51:00 <Ben> ooomp : Its probably one of the most dangerous cities in this country
51:00 <brainz> nahh
51:00 <brainz> only if you go looking for it
51:00 <Immutable> are you a real wigga Ben ?
51:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <Doodle> now they all know you
51:00 <simba> yeah, MrG
52:00 <Ben> ooomp : Every couple of weeks someone is either shot, stabbed, hit by a car, kidnapped - you name it
52:00 <Ben> Immutable : Am I a what?
52:00 <Immutable> wigga
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow ben, that sure doesnt happen everywhere else
52:00 <ooomp> Are you trying to convince me to move there Ben
52:00 <ooomp> Because its working ;)
52:00 <Ben> ooomp : Hahahaha.. I wouldn't put you through the pain :)
52:00 <Immutable> ooooh I think ooomp likes you Ben 
52:00 <Ben> PandasDontDrive : Your right.. it doesn't
52:00 <brainz> its not that bad really
52:00 <whencanibehappy> right
52:00 <whencanibehappy> got more of a life then you guys
52:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
52:00 <whencanibehappy> more $$$$ tooo
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <ooomp> Immutable is gay
53:00 <Ben> brainz : It is. Are you in Sydney?
53:00 <Immutable> super gay ymca
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate when it's idiot hour in melb :/ prefer troll hour any day
53:00 <ooomp> PandasDontDrive I have no news
53:00 <brainz> i lived there for 20 years
53:00 <Breaking`Ban> i heard last week someone in Sydney got their handbag stolen
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks for wasting my time then ooomp
53:00 <Immutable> omg ooomp I love your bangs
53:00 <brainz> but now i live in Melbourne
53:00 <Breaking`Ban> it was all over the West Australian news
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> weirdo
53:00 <Ben> brainz : I say move to Melbourne for a couple of years then come back. Then you'll see for yourself what I mean
53:00 <ooomp> Do tell me how I wasted your time?
53:00 <ZeroDistance> hm i need someone to read something for me
53:00 <ZeroDistance> anyone like books?
53:00 <simba> cant be so sure unless you check our bank accounts though
53:00 <simba> wouldnt want a false sense of superiority to keep you going would you
53:00 <lumeah> lol sim ba
54:00 <brainz> i live in Melbourne
54:00 <ooomp> Did I force you to be here?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
54:00 <Ben> brainz : haha.. sorry I thought you meant you lived in Sydney. My bad ;)
54:00 <Ben> :)
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> [21:01] <ooomp> pandis, I have news
54:00 <Immutable> what I want for christmas isssssssss
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop being a weird bitch, pls dont talk to me anymore, sick of your mood swings.
54:00 <brainz> Ben: like i said i have lived in Sydney for 20 years and now i live in Melbourne
54:00 <ooomp> Lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I smell beer
54:00 <AaronDYates> Yeah nigga
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, it's spence
54:00 <AaronDYates> Lol
54:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <whencanibehappy> more then you
54:00 <AaronDYates> Nah it b Sunday
54:00 <AaronDYates> I'm not drunk
54:00 <AaronDYates> much....
54:00 <lumeah> hi spence
54:00 <spence> hey babe
54:00 <Nikky`> question we ask is..are you sober this time? :P
55:00 <lumeah> lol are you heavy?
55:00 <Ben> ooomp : As soon as my gf found out that she was pregnant, the first thing she said was, we're not bringing the child up in Sydney
55:00 <Ben> brainz : What part of Melbourne are you in?
55:00 <Immutable> yes
55:00 <Ben> brainz : Have you been there long?
55:00 <Immutable> I'm like 100 kilos
55:00 <ooomp> Josh, feel free to ignore me.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
55:00 <lumeah> hmmm then no you can't sit on my lap
55:00 <brainz> Ben: Very close to th City of St Kilda Road
55:00 <Breaking`Ban> Ben: when is she due?
55:00 <ooomp> Ben, I grew up in Sydney
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont call me josh, i dont remember ur name
55:00 <ooomp> I turned out fine
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
55:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : Early August
55:00 <Immutable> :(
55:00 <spence> nikky...no lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... the guy is a drunkard
55:00 <Doodle> [21:52] <whencanibehappy> got more of a life then you guys
55:00 <Doodle> [21:52] <whencanibehappy> lol
55:00 <Doodle> [21:52] <whencanibehappy> more $$$$ tooo
55:00 <Doodle> lol@that
55:00 <simba> looooool
55:00 <spence> I'm wasted
55:00 <simba> what else is new
55:00 <spence> had a lil win
55:00 <Doodle> what did you do today chris
55:00 <lumeah> true
55:00 <Nikky`> oooh back to gambling?
55:00 <Doodle> drink a goon sack and whinge about how you're a virgin?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> where's chris?
55:00 <simba> amazingly enough i dont think thats chris, who joins as peace now..
55:00 <spence> lolz goon
55:00 <whencanibehappy> yes more $$$$$
55:00 <simba> its someone possibly even worse
56:00 <lumeah> you will beake me lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sarah?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lumeah!
56:00 <brainz> Im very close to Albert Park
56:00 <ooomp> That's a bonus Josh. Makes your life easier. Now I'll stop talking as per your request
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> luyeah
56:00 <Ben> brainz : Cool.. so my guess being port melbourne/south melbourne/south yarra and the like?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool bananaz
56:00 <Bastardly_One> two different people rob
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I can promise ya
56:00 <Doodle> theyre both chris to me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <spence> started from the bottom now we here nigga
56:00 <whencanibehappy> money money money ..... moneeeyy
56:00 <simba> to answer ur nick: when u stop caring so much about money
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donna Summers - She Works Hard For The Money.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
56:00 <spence> cash moneys...aud
56:00 <whencanibehappy> money is all i got
56:00 <whencanibehappy> to be happy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> whencanibelesdespo, fuck up ... kthx!
56:00 <whencanibehappy> but isnt working
57:00 <brainz> Ben: Close to Fitzroy Rd St Kilda and Albert Park
57:00 <Ben> ooomp : I left cuz I hated it. I was born in Melbs, moved here when I was 6 or 7, went to melb for a holiday when I was like 14 or something, and ever since then said I would move there
57:00 <Ben> When I was 24 I did just that
57:00 <Ben> And stayed for 8 years
57:00 <Doodle> yeeee
57:00 <Doodle> :D
57:00 <simba> itll never work mate
57:00 <Bastardly_One> whencanibelesdespo, fuck up ... kthx!
57:00 <whencanibehappy> bastardly one is jealous
57:00 <spence> had the best weekend with miah :D
57:00 <whencanibehappy> probably struggling to pay his rent
57:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous of what?
57:00 <whencanibehappy> to his mum and dad
57:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty fucking awesome ... not much to be jealous o
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *of
57:00 <simba> stop trying to drag others down into your unhappiness its not nice
58:00 <ooomp> Bastard
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Pieter> brainz park towers :p
58:00 <brainz> haha you wish
58:00 <brainz> but close
58:00 <brainz> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> ppl just shouldn't leave Melb
58:00 <Immutable> lumeah, what I want for christmas is not to hear Ben's life story
58:00 <lumeah> lol
58:00 <lumeah> ok
58:00 <ooomp> Ben, I think it's not decided. By the end of the year you'll be chatting on IRC from Melbourne
58:00 <whencanibehappy> BWAHAHAHAHAH ROFL
58:00 <simba> thats the spirit!
58:00 <spence> So fkn happy right now
58:00 <Doodle> *gay
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we can change that
58:00 <spence> even simba couldn't blow my buzz lol
58:00 <Nikky`> yaay
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we could
59:00 <Doodle> i lived in melb once
59:00 <Pieter> I was up tghere quite A bit :/
59:00 <Pieter> AnhywYh gone
59:00 <Ben> Immutable : There is a key combination called CTRL + ALT + DEL if you don't wish to hear me talk
59:00 <Nikky`> And Melb thanks you for moving Doodle
59:00 <Doodle> :o
59:00 <ooomp> Not decided? Scrap the not
59:00 <Doodle> mean
59:00 <brainz> Melbournes pretty kewl but the only thing i found is peeps here love to live in there own little friend circle
59:00 <Nikky`> Doodle <3
59:00 <Ben> ooomp : haha I was gunna say
59:00 <brainz> and they had moving outside of that
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> <3
59:00 <Ben> I find Melburnians more welcoming
59:00 <ooomp> I think my brain is officially asleep
59:00 <spence> doubt it b1
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a challenge to me simba
59:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you think?
59:00 <simba> yea he just has to remember work tomorrow
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no he doesn't
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he drinks there too remember
59:00 <spence> Little pathetic dsp parasites couldn't fuck this up
00:00 <Ben> I moved there knowing 3 people
00:00 <lumeah> mine is ,, night 
00:00 <Nikky`> you can move here with me Doodle
00:00 <Ben> Within a year or two I was out and about every weekend
00:00 <Doodle> yay we can go to the beach
00:00 <Breaking`Ban> Breaking `Ban presents Pieter and The Gangrenes - Ma ---> Jailbroken Foot https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73915280/Pieter_and_The_Gangrenes_-_Ma_Jailbroken_Foot.mp3
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmm
00:00 <brainz> its been a year and a half
00:00 <brainz> so far
00:00 <spence> not a chance in hell
00:00 <simba> please remain calm 
00:00 <spence> I got no work tomoz
00:00 <simba> we will have another six pack to you shortly just please dont harm your sister or the baby
00:00 <spence> Rdo poofters !!!
00:00 <spence> Lmfao
00:00 <simba> nah spence u r cool man how many beers did u have today
01:00 <Nikky`> Sure Doodle
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> La la la 
01:00 <Immutable> ok Ben task manager is up
01:00 <Ben> I want to get some more training under my belt, then start looking for work again next year
01:00 <brainz> concidering i was born here and spent the first 15 years here
01:00 <Immutable> what I do now?
01:00 <Doodle> awesome
01:00 <brainz> what made me come back i dont know
01:00 <Ben> Immutable : Good. Now press and hold your power button. When everything goes black your computer should be fixed
01:00 <Immutable> ok
01:00 <spence> all the way to the bank
01:00 <spence> A few simba
01:00 <whencanibehappy> lmao
01:00 <simba> a few cartons
01:00 <spence> Bring my sixer u cunt
01:00 <ZeroDistance> fark
01:00 <spence> I wish..
02:00 <Ben> ... and stay out..
02:00 <Immutable> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
02:00 <Immutable> :P
02:00 <brainz> you could type this into a command prompt: shutdown -r -t 5 now
02:00 <brainz> try that
02:00 <Immutable> you're just jealous of my penis
02:00 <ooomp> Immutable, no one is jealous of that
02:00 <spence> only about 15 schooners
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <spence> not many lol
02:00 <simba> christ above
02:00 <spence> lol
02:00 <spence> froffies
02:00 <spence> n that
02:00 <ZeroDistance> only
02:00 <ZeroDistance> thats heaps
02:00 <ZeroDistance> should be on your arse by now
02:00 <spence> alco tradie up in here
02:00 <brainz> you could type this into a command prompt: shutdown -r -t 5 now
02:00 <brainz> try that
02:00 <Immutable> you're just jealous of my penis
02:00 <ooomp> Immutable, no one is jealous of that
02:00 <brainz> you could type this into a command prompt: shutdown -r -t 5 now
02:00 <brainz> try that
02:00 <Immutable> you're just jealous of my penis
02:00 <ooomp> Immutable, no one is jealous of that
03:00 <ooomp> There's not much there
03:00 <Immutable> what a jealous thing to say ooomp 
03:00 <brainz> Ben: you dont like your job
03:00 <Ben> If I wait until next year I could probably ask for money and step up a bit
03:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
03:00 <spence> doubt it zero
03:00 <simba> im genuinely worried you'll be dead in five years
03:00 <Bastardly_One> your liver will be like my lungs soon
03:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe yea schooners aint much
03:00 <ZeroDistance> but hey, some people need the booze
03:00 <spence> I'm worried a bit too simba
03:00 <ZeroDistance> like hollywood producers
03:00 <ZeroDistance> need coke
03:00 <spence> this shit can't go on
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then stop drinking if you're worried about it
03:00 <ooomp> There's not much there
03:00 <Immutable> what a jealous thing to say ooomp 
03:00 <brainz> Ben: you dont like your job
03:00 <Ben> If I wait until next year I could probably ask for money and step up a bit
03:00 <Ben> brainz : I love my job. But theres no way I can do the same job from Melbourne
03:00 <ooomp> There's not much there
03:00 <Immutable> what a jealous thing to say ooomp 
03:00 <brainz> Ben: you dont like your job
03:00 <Ben> If I wait until next year I could probably ask for money and step up a bit
03:00 <Ben> brainz : I love my job. But theres no way I can do the same job from Melbourne
04:00 <Ben> brainz : I love my job. But theres no way I can do the same job from Melbourne
04:00 <brainz> ahh i see
04:00 <brainz> why not
04:00 <Ben> The first time I moved I transferred the job to the Melbourne office
04:00 <brainz> Ben: to hard to find
04:00 <Ben> When I moved back I found a job before I moved
04:00 <spence> have another cone iron lungs
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lolol
04:00 <spence> I was stoned as last night
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I will ... right now in fact
04:00 <spence> lol druggo
04:00 <spence> jk
04:00 <ZeroDistance> im gonna use that "have another cone iron lungs"
04:00 <ZeroDistance> word it a bit different thouogh
04:00 <simba> jesus 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up drunkard
04:00 <spence> Ok druggy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and your retarded b/f
04:00 <brainz> ahh i see
04:00 <brainz> why not
04:00 <Ben> The first time I moved I transferred the job to the Melbourne office
04:00 <brainz> Ben: to hard to find
04:00 <Ben> When I moved back I found a job before I moved
04:00 <brainz> ahh i see
04:00 <brainz> why not
04:00 <Ben> The first time I moved I transferred the job to the Melbourne office
04:00 <brainz> Ben: to hard to find
04:00 <Ben> When I moved back I found a job before I moved
05:00 <brainz> i remember that
05:00 <Ben> So there was a two week gap from when I left the old one and started the job I'm in now
05:00 <Ben> Whoops
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rapture - No Sex for Ben.mp3 (8.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:15)
05:00 <Ben> Wrong button
05:00 <brainz> haha
05:00 <brainz> the x
05:00 <Ben> nah
05:00 <ZeroDistance> im writing about drugs atm
05:00 <simba> why cant you just be happy with your addiction and stop projecting....
05:00 <spence> Is zero panda ?
05:00 <ZeroDistance> fun times
05:00 <simba> its very immature
05:00 <ZeroDistance> yes
05:00 <simba> why arent there any content addicts anymore
05:00 <spence> Ahahahaha lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, I know right?
05:00 <simba> where are the happy drunks?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> smack addicts always whinging there's not enough places to rob
05:00 <simba> why yall so sub human
05:00 <brainz> i remember that
05:00 <Ben> So there was a two week gap from when I left the old one and started the job I'm in now
05:00 <Ben> Whoops
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rapture - No Sex for Ben.mp3 (8.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:15)
05:00 <Ben> Wrong button
05:00 <brainz> haha
05:00 <brainz> the x
05:00 <Ben> nah
05:00 <Ben> Held down shift and clicked on the tab in mirc
05:00 <Ben> haha
05:00 <brainz> i remember that
05:00 <Ben> So there was a two week gap from when I left the old one and started the job I'm in now
05:00 <Ben> Whoops
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rapture - No Sex for Ben.mp3 (8.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:15)
05:00 <Ben> Wrong button
05:00 <brainz> haha
05:00 <brainz> the x
05:00 <Ben> nah
05:00 <Ben> Held down shift and clicked on the tab in mirc
05:00 <Ben> haha
06:00 <Ben> Held down shift and clicked on the tab in mirc
06:00 <Ben> haha
06:00 <brainz> ahh ok
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sooooo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> drunks always arguing
06:00 <spence> simba why are you such a fucking cocksucker
06:00 <ZeroDistance> im using that too b1
06:00 <ZeroDistance> nice line
06:00 <Bastardly_One> meth heads complaining someone else sent them crazy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking whining cunts!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> embraces your addictions!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *embrace
06:00 <spence> b1 have a pill n chill bruv
06:00 <simba> then they get all soppy for five minutes but realise theyre being too open so they get all abusive again
06:00 <spence> medicate yourself
06:00 <brainz> ahh ok
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sooooo
06:00 <brainz> ahh ok
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sooooo
07:00 <brainz> watching I'm number 4
07:00 <Immutable> ooomp is gown
07:00 <Immutable> her jealousy relating to my penis was her downfall
07:00 <Doodle> amen
07:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, choke on a beer
07:00 <simba> like spence has done over the past 10 minutes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds like Loof actually simba
07:00 <spence> simba your so soft
07:00 <simba> like a BBW princess
07:00 <simba> but again projecting
07:00 <spence> unset jelly simba
07:00 <simba> unset jelly? that would be pretty wobbly
07:00 <brainz> watching I'm number 4
07:00 <Immutable> ooomp is gown
07:00 <Immutable> her jealousy relating to my penis was her downfall
07:00 <Doodle> amen
07:00 <brainz> watching I'm number 4
07:00 <Immutable> ooomp is gown
07:00 <Immutable> her jealousy relating to my penis was her downfall
07:00 <Doodle> amen
08:00 <Breaking`Ban> Ben: excuse my poor IRC memory. are you the guy that was recently discussing buying a stroller etc?
08:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : haha.. yeah probably was me yes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> omijosh this Stappj chinotto is just the best
08:00 <spence> Yup
08:00 <spence> that's chu
08:00 <spence> softcock
08:00 <simba> is that a 4chan meme or something
08:00 <simba> cos i dont go on 4chan
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really hungry
08:00 <Bastardly_One> someone go make me dinner
08:00 <ZeroDistance> b1 "These junkys're always complainin', whining 'bout how there aren't enough places to rob, getting off the stuff ya find em, hugging the bollards, tryina pull 'em down, figure they can't just walk into the chemist for sudes, gotta make it hard on themselves, probably shit upside down too."
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad J
08:00 <Breaking`Ban> Ben: excuse my poor IRC memory. are you the guy that was recently discussing buying a stroller etc?
08:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : haha.. yeah probably was me yes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> omijosh this Stappj chinotto is just the best
08:00 <Breaking`Ban> Ben: excuse my poor IRC memory. are you the guy that was recently discussing buying a stroller etc?
08:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : haha.. yeah probably was me yes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> omijosh this Stappj chinotto is just the best
09:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : The same discussion may have involved child seats for cars too?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it hot where u r doodles?
09:00 <Breaking`Ban> yeah
09:00 <Doodle> 30
09:00 <brainz> do they have strollers with internet connection, computer and a chat client lol
09:00 <Doodle> going to be 9 tomorrow night
09:00 <Doodle> WHAT CUNT
09:00 <Doodle> i mean hello
09:00 <spence> Lol
09:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah cheers, fit right in with what I'm writing atm bro
09:00 <spence> crackhead
09:00 <ZeroDistance> lol ^5
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I think can use it for one of my characters too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of thing she'd say now I think about it
09:00 <ZeroDistance> these two guys having a conversation in a shitty suburb like Elizabeth down here, waiting for a friend to come out of a dealers house.
09:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : The same discussion may have involved child seats for cars too?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it hot where u r doodles?
09:00 <Breaking`Ban> yeah
09:00 <Doodle> 30
09:00 <brainz> do they have strollers with internet connection, computer and a chat client lol
09:00 <Doodle> going to be 9 tomorrow night
09:00 <Doodle> WHAT CUNT
09:00 <Doodle> i mean hello
09:00 <^pilot^> FUCKING HellO!
09:00 <Ben> Breaking`Ban : The same discussion may have involved child seats for cars too?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it hot where u r doodles?
09:00 <Breaking`Ban> yeah
09:00 <Doodle> 30
09:00 <brainz> do they have strollers with internet connection, computer and a chat client lol
09:00 <Doodle> going to be 9 tomorrow night
09:00 <Doodle> WHAT CUNT
09:00 <Doodle> i mean hello
09:00 <^pilot^> FUCKING HellO!
10:00 <^pilot^> FUCKING HellO!
10:00 <^pilot^> how the fuck are ya 
10:00 <Doodle> hm
10:00 <Doodle> how am i?
10:00 <Doodle> thats a pretty big question, i mean how IS Doodle?
10:00 <Serenity> doodle is amazing ..
10:00 <Serenity> erm.
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Doodle> in & around ur mouth
10:00 <spence> Hey get fucked zero
10:00 <ZeroDistance> me? why
10:00 <spence> u crackwhore
10:00 <spence> why not
10:00 <^pilot^> how the fuck are ya 
10:00 <Doodle> hm
10:00 <Doodle> how am i?
10:00 <Doodle> thats a pretty big question, i mean how IS Doodle?
10:00 <Serenity> doodle is amazing ..
10:00 <Serenity> erm.
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Doodle> in & around ur mouth
10:00 <^pilot^> how the fuck are ya 
10:00 <Doodle> hm
10:00 <Doodle> how am i?
10:00 <Doodle> thats a pretty big question, i mean how IS Doodle?
10:00 <Serenity> doodle is amazing ..
10:00 <Serenity> erm.
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Doodle> in & around ur mouth
11:00 <Serenity> URMUM
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its my mums bday tomorrow
11:00 <Doodle> dobbing
11:00 <Serenity> dont do that she will call me names :(
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> if feels good when Doodle enters the room
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> exits
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and re-enters
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <lumeah> hi picard
11:00 <Picard> lumeah HELLO
11:00 <ZeroDistance> well if you're offering :P
11:00 <Picard> oops sorryu
11:00 <spence> Slash your wrist again you emo loser
11:00 <ZeroDistance> oi andypedo
11:00 <ZeroDistance> you send lumeah a pic of your baby dick yet?
11:00 <spence> sup pictard
11:00 <ZeroDistance> BABY CARROT DICK
11:00 <Picard> cock sucker how are you
11:00 <Serenity> URMUM
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its my mums bday tomorrow
11:00 <Doodle> dobbing
11:00 <Serenity> dont do that she will call me names :(
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> if feels good when Doodle enters the room
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> exits
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and re-enters
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1891268_10201048646532235_2139435773_n.jpg
11:00 <Doodle> and looooool
11:00 <Serenity> URMUM
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its my mums bday tomorrow
11:00 <Doodle> dobbing
11:00 <Serenity> dont do that she will call me names :(
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> if feels good when Doodle enters the room
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> exits
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and re-enters
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1891268_10201048646532235_2139435773_n.jpg
11:00 <Doodle> and looooool
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
12:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1891268_10201048646532235_2139435773_n.jpg
12:00 <Doodle> and looooool
12:00 <Serenity> well im turned on
12:00 <spence> not bad pictard
12:00 <lumeah> lol boys play nice
12:00 <Picard> mum still ashamed of you?
12:00 <spence> yup
12:00 <spence> mums q dickhead
12:00 <spence> a
12:00 <Picard> not u idiot, ZeroDistance
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you really really love me, then you really really gotta show me, don't whine when I put it in your booty, or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
12:00 <spence> bitches like stitches
12:00 <Serenity> well im turned on
12:00 <Serenity> well im turned on
13:00 <Serenity> does anyone other than you know what that is
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol noshit
13:00 <Immutable> GET IN Doodle 
13:00 <spence> take em out n they open uo
13:00 <spence> up
13:00 <spence> dumb b1
13:00 <spence> Lame rhyme
13:00 <Serenity> does anyone other than you know what that is
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol noshit
13:00 <Immutable> GET IN Doodle 
13:00 <Serenity> does anyone other than you know what that is
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol noshit
13:00 <Immutable> GET IN Doodle 
14:00 <^pilot^> pretty much 
14:00 <Serenity> GET IN
14:00 <Serenity> THEN OUT
14:00 <Doodle> wait in 
14:00 <Serenity> THEN IN
14:00 <Serenity> .
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> filth
14:00 <^pilot^> PC21 = very sexy looking and very fast plane 
14:00 <Nikky`> pure
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, I forgot that INXS thing was on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> should be repeated you'd think
14:00 <spence> lol its been on for ages homo
14:00 <lumeah> yeah.. watched a little 
14:00 <spence> its shit anyway
14:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah it will be
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it started at 8:30
14:00 <lumeah> it's sad he gave up his mrs for the band
14:00 <spence> hey zero
14:00 <^pilot^> pretty much 
14:00 <Serenity> GET IN
14:00 <Serenity> THEN OUT
14:00 <Doodle> wait in 
14:00 <Serenity> THEN IN
14:00 <Serenity> .
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> filth
14:00 <^pilot^> PC21 = very sexy looking and very fast plane 
14:00 <Nikky`> pure
14:00 <^pilot^> pretty much 
14:00 <Serenity> GET IN
14:00 <Serenity> THEN OUT
14:00 <Doodle> wait in 
14:00 <Serenity> THEN IN
14:00 <Serenity> .
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> filth
14:00 <^pilot^> PC21 = very sexy looking and very fast plane 
14:00 <Nikky`> pure
15:00 <Immutable> get that Serenity snatch
15:00 <Serenity> lets not
15:00 <brainz> umm whats a snatch??
15:00 <Bastardly_One> did they cover the fact they were an alternative art punk band first?
15:00 <spence> get fucked retard 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different sound at first to the INXS most people know
15:00 <simba> spence why r u humiliating urself like this....
15:00 <Immutable> get that Serenity snatch
15:00 <Serenity> lets not
15:00 <brainz> umm whats a snatch??
15:00 <Immutable> get that Serenity snatch
15:00 <Serenity> lets not
15:00 <brainz> umm whats a snatch??
16:00 <Excessive> women have these
16:00 <Nikky`> when you steal something
16:00 <Nikky`> snatch n grab
16:00 <brainz> ahh ok
16:00 <brainz> i see
16:00 <Serenity> eheehehehe
16:00 <spence> Lick my swingers simba
16:00 <simba> if you were 16 and drinking for the first time youd be funny
16:00 <spence> you fucktard
16:00 <spence> lolz 
16:00 <spence> I'm 19 wanker
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no it wouldn't
16:00 <spence> eat my pud
16:00 <simba> no im 19
16:00 <spence> homogay
16:00 <Excessive> women have these
16:00 <Nikky`> when you steal something
16:00 <Nikky`> snatch n grab
16:00 <brainz> ahh ok
16:00 <brainz> i see
16:00 <Serenity> eheehehehe
16:00 <Excessive> women have these
16:00 <Nikky`> when you steal something
16:00 <Nikky`> snatch n grab
16:00 <brainz> ahh ok
16:00 <brainz> i see
16:00 <Serenity> eheehehehe
17:00 <brainz> ok something to do with stealing
17:00 <brainz> ok
17:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmm, wat else can I pull apart?
17:00 <Immutable> I wish I was having some snatch and grab
17:00 <spence> no your gay
17:00 <spence> Gayer than sydney
17:00 <simba> okay mate
17:00 <simba> settle down
17:00 <spence> Gimme a beer
17:00 <brainz> ok something to do with stealing
17:00 <brainz> ok
17:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmm, wat else can I pull apart?
17:00 <Immutable> I wish I was having some snatch and grab
17:00 <brainz> ok something to do with stealing
17:00 <brainz> ok
17:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmm, wat else can I pull apart?
17:00 <Immutable> I wish I was having some snatch and grab
18:00 <Excessive> noffin by the looks of it
18:00 <Serenity> mm
18:00 <Serenity> snatch and grab
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <Excessive> snatch n run
18:00 <spence> n ill calm down
18:00 <simba> no the drugs have destroyed you
18:00 <potato> it's a dog's life geralt i'll tell ya that much
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember when this first came out ... I got hung shit on bad for liking this song from all my alternative mates
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8UJvkiJPw
18:00 <spence> yes simba
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: INXS - Dancing on the Jetty (Dec 18, 2012) 4:24 - Category: Music - 10,563 views - 61 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
18:00 <spence> yes they have
18:00 <potato> m
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, remember when they played the Civic Hall?
18:00 <potato> [Cryptsy @ 0.00000174 BTC]
18:00 <Doodle> no
18:00 <potato> THE DOGS
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yah with Geisha supporting
18:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljocxulnkb1qiov0ro1_400.gif
18:00 <Excessive> noffin by the looks of it
18:00 <Serenity> mm
18:00 <Serenity> snatch and grab
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <Excessive> snatch n run
18:00 <Excessive> noffin by the looks of it
18:00 <Serenity> mm
18:00 <Serenity> snatch and grab
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <Excessive> snatch n run
19:00 <brainz> so its snatch n grab, baby sort of
19:00 <Immutable> love on the runn
19:00 <Excessive> yah, fill zah snatch n grab zah bewbies :P
19:00 <spence> b1 your so emogay..u know this right
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and someone stole Micheal Hutchence's jacket with his wallet in it
19:00 <spence> little mini emo nosering poof
19:00 <spence> lmfao
19:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I remember that gig so vividly but I do
19:00 <Bastardly_One> had a major flashback outside the civic hall the other day
19:00 <spence> vivid lmfao...homogay
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when I saw the poster
19:00 <brainz> so its snatch n grab, baby sort of
19:00 <Immutable> love on the runn
19:00 <Excessive> yah, fill zah snatch n grab zah bewbies :P
19:00 <brainz> so its snatch n grab, baby sort of
19:00 <Immutable> love on the runn
19:00 <Excessive> yah, fill zah snatch n grab zah bewbies :P
20:00 <Ben> I need a new computer..
20:00 <brainz> i have three
20:00 <brainz> you want one
20:00 <brainz> lol
20:00 <Ben> haha
20:00 <brainz> well one of them im using as a proxy server
20:00 <Ben> I went and got a quote on one today
20:00 <Ben> Just over 2k
20:00 <brainz> the other im trying to sell
20:00 <spence> lol LSD druggy
20:00 <simba> see spence we brought you down
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> you even forgot you were on a high temporarily
20:00 <spence> lol steady trolling
20:00 <spence> even get simba going
20:00 <simba> please stop drinking buddy we all care about you
20:00 <Doodle> civic hall will be demolished soon
20:00 <Ben> I need a new computer..
20:00 <brainz> i have three
20:00 <brainz> you want one
20:00 <brainz> lol
20:00 <Ben> haha
20:00 <brainz> well one of them im using as a proxy server
20:00 <Ben> I went and got a quote on one today
20:00 <Ben> Just over 2k
20:00 <brainz> the other im trying to sell
20:00 <Excessive> 2 k lol
20:00 <brainz> wow
20:00 <Ben> I need a new computer..
20:00 <brainz> i have three
20:00 <brainz> you want one
20:00 <brainz> lol
20:00 <Ben> haha
20:00 <brainz> well one of them im using as a proxy server
20:00 <Ben> I went and got a quote on one today
20:00 <Ben> Just over 2k
20:00 <brainz> the other im trying to sell
20:00 <Excessive> 2 k lol
20:00 <brainz> wow
21:00 <Excessive> 2 k lol
21:00 <brainz> wow
21:00 <Excessive> wat r the specs?
21:00 <Ben> I'm not a gamer
21:00 <brainz> thats to much
21:00 <brainz> if your not a gamer that thats way to much
21:00 <Ben> I was going to get 120gb ssd and a 2tb hdd
21:00 <brainz> lol
21:00 <Immutable> I love ze bewbies
21:00 <Ben> um
21:00 <Ben> 8gb ram
21:00 <Ben> win 8.1 pro x64
21:00 <Ben> i5
21:00 <Doodle> plans are up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
21:00 <Bastardly_One> major pissed off at that
21:00 <Doodle> ugliest building ever
21:00 <Bastardly_One> could be used for so much
21:00 <Doodle> lol why its a piece of shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so? ...
21:00 <Doodle> its falling apart and its too expensive to repair
21:00 <Bastardly_One> obviously you never went there right? :P
21:00 <Doodle> i did
21:00 <spence> Simba really .....just pass away in your sleep already
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's easy to fix
21:00 <Excessive> wat r the specs?
21:00 <Ben> I'm not a gamer
21:00 <brainz> thats to much
21:00 <brainz> if your not a gamer that thats way to much
21:00 <Ben> I was going to get 120gb ssd and a 2tb hdd
21:00 <brainz> lol
21:00 <Immutable> I love ze bewbies
21:00 <Ben> um
21:00 <Ben> 8gb ram
21:00 <Ben> win 8.1 pro x64
21:00 <Ben> i5
21:00 <Ben> um what else
21:00 <Excessive> wat r the specs?
21:00 <Ben> I'm not a gamer
21:00 <brainz> thats to much
21:00 <brainz> if your not a gamer that thats way to much
21:00 <Ben> I was going to get 120gb ssd and a 2tb hdd
21:00 <brainz> lol
21:00 <Immutable> I love ze bewbies
21:00 <Ben> um
21:00 <Ben> 8gb ram
21:00 <Ben> win 8.1 pro x64
21:00 <Ben> i5
21:00 <Ben> um what else
22:00 <Ben> um what else
22:00 <Ben> 2 year warranty
22:00 <brainz> laptop
22:00 <brainz> or desktop
22:00 <Excessive> lol I have an 8 core AMD with 2 TB WD and 32GB Corsair RAM that I put together ............ for like 1500 bux abt 6 months ago
22:00 <Ben> MSI Z77A-G41, USB3.0, HDMI, AMD Crossfire Ready, Raid 0/1/5/10 <--- motherboard
22:00 <brainz> a desktop
22:00 <brainz> shesh
22:00 <Ben> oh.. um speakers = Logitech Z-906 5.1 Channel THX Certified Full Digital Speaker System 500 Watts RMS
22:00 <Doodle> i was a page boy there whan i was a kid
22:00 <Doodle> for debs
22:00 <Doodle> when
22:00 <Doodle> its a shithole
22:00 <spence> ill come to your funeral...make sure they put u in the ground lolz
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I'm desperate for this city to have a venue of some description
22:00 <Doodle> this city has too many half arsed venues and no one decent one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I'm 200 yrs old and too old for bands and stuff
22:00 <Doodle> not
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd still like to see one
22:00 <Ben> 2 year warranty
22:00 <brainz> laptop
22:00 <brainz> or desktop
22:00 <Excessive> lol I have an 8 core AMD with 2 TB WD and 32GB Corsair RAM that I put together ............ for like 1500 bux abt 6 months ago
22:00 <Ben> MSI Z77A-G41, USB3.0, HDMI, AMD Crossfire Ready, Raid 0/1/5/10 <--- motherboard
22:00 <brainz> a desktop
22:00 <brainz> shesh
22:00 <Ben> oh.. um speakers = Logitech Z-906 5.1 Channel THX Certified Full Digital Speaker System 500 Watts RMS
22:00 <brainz> do peeps actually use desktops these days
22:00 <Ben> 2 year warranty
22:00 <brainz> laptop
22:00 <brainz> or desktop
22:00 <Excessive> lol I have an 8 core AMD with 2 TB WD and 32GB Corsair RAM that I put together ............ for like 1500 bux abt 6 months ago
22:00 <Ben> MSI Z77A-G41, USB3.0, HDMI, AMD Crossfire Ready, Raid 0/1/5/10 <--- motherboard
22:00 <brainz> a desktop
22:00 <brainz> shesh
22:00 <Ben> oh.. um speakers = Logitech Z-906 5.1 Channel THX Certified Full Digital Speaker System 500 Watts RMS
22:00 <brainz> do peeps actually use desktops these days
23:00 <brainz> do peeps actually use desktops these days
23:00 <Excessive> ye I do
23:00 <Ben> Well I have a laptop
23:00 <Ben> which is falling to pieces
23:00 <Excessive> I have 4 runin here
23:00 <Ben> And the laptop never leaves the house
23:00 <Excessive> and I have a lappy too
23:00 <Ben> I have my work laptop too which goes where I go
23:00 <Excessive> but that's for when I go out to some gig or am part of some gig
23:00 <Bastardly_One> karova bar isn't a venue
23:00 <spence> old wrinkled up little emo fag
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's someone's lounge room
23:00 <Doodle> i'd like to see the whole council hanging from the sound shell
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck from the sound shell
23:00 <Bastardly_One> from the clock on norwich plaza
23:00 <spence> hey simba 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that' been at 2:30 for the last 4 mths
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's
23:00 <Excessive> ye I do
23:00 <Ben> Well I have a laptop
23:00 <Ben> which is falling to pieces
23:00 <Excessive> I have 4 runin here
23:00 <Ben> And the laptop never leaves the house
23:00 <Excessive> and I have a lappy too
23:00 <Ben> I have my work laptop too which goes where I go
23:00 <Excessive> but that's for when I go out to some gig or am part of some gig
23:00 <brainz> work laptop is the worst
23:00 <Ben> My gf has a laptop and a tablet
23:00 <Excessive> ye I do
23:00 <Ben> Well I have a laptop
23:00 <Ben> which is falling to pieces
23:00 <Excessive> I have 4 runin here
23:00 <Ben> And the laptop never leaves the house
23:00 <Excessive> and I have a lappy too
23:00 <Ben> I have my work laptop too which goes where I go
23:00 <Excessive> but that's for when I go out to some gig or am part of some gig
23:00 <brainz> work laptop is the worst
23:00 <Ben> My gf has a laptop and a tablet
24:00 <brainz> work laptop is the worst
24:00 <Ben> My gf has a laptop and a tablet
24:00 <brainz> becuase they expect you to work from anywhere
24:00 <Ben> Well I do work from home sometimes
24:00 <Ben> But I have to be mobile
24:00 <brainz> wow a kewl breeze and started
24:00 <brainz> come from no where
24:00 <potato> thankyou very much.
24:00 <spence> Fucking geeks
24:00 <brainz> becuase they expect you to work from anywhere
24:00 <Ben> Well I do work from home sometimes
24:00 <Ben> But I have to be mobile
24:00 <brainz> wow a kewl breeze and started
24:00 <brainz> come from no where
24:00 <Ben> Especially if I'm travelling for work
24:00 <brainz> becuase they expect you to work from anywhere
24:00 <Ben> Well I do work from home sometimes
24:00 <Ben> But I have to be mobile
24:00 <brainz> wow a kewl breeze and started
24:00 <brainz> come from no where
24:00 <Ben> Especially if I'm travelling for work
25:00 <Ben> Especially if I'm travelling for work
25:00 <Ben> Thankfully its not bulky
25:00 <Ben> Not the slimmest thing in the world but still fairly decent to carry around
25:00 <brainz> well they can have there work laptop
25:00 <Ben> lol
25:00 <Ben> Its got 8gb of ram with win 8.1 pro and 256gb ssd
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed how most saxaphone players in aust bands look like dodgy deviant geeks?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> just putting it out there
25:00 <simba> is this michael jackson https://24.media.tumblr.com/7067d988a024c93efdd4da0f7d9fcadc/tumblr_n015b3BBu21shv1iwo1_500.png
25:00 <spence> Your too short to put anything out there
25:00 <Ben> Thankfully its not bulky
25:00 <Ben> Not the slimmest thing in the world but still fairly decent to carry around
25:00 <brainz> well they can have there work laptop
25:00 <Ben> lol
25:00 <Ben> Its got 8gb of ram with win 8.1 pro and 256gb ssd
25:00 <Ben> Thankfully its not bulky
25:00 <Ben> Not the slimmest thing in the world but still fairly decent to carry around
25:00 <brainz> well they can have there work laptop
25:00 <Ben> lol
25:00 <Ben> Its got 8gb of ram with win 8.1 pro and 256gb ssd
26:00 <brainz> see most people get excited when there work give them a laptop
26:00 <Ben> It used to have 4gb of ram with win 7 and a regular hdd
26:00 <Excessive> I still find ssd to be too expensive for their size
26:00 <Ben> I was expecting a desktop when i started
26:00 <Ben> Excessive : Depends on what you use it for. For me, I'm always installing and reinstalling shit
26:00 <Ben> And its moving around alot
26:00 <brainz> cant carry a work desktop
26:00 <brainz> see most people get excited when there work give them a laptop
26:00 <Ben> It used to have 4gb of ram with win 7 and a regular hdd
26:00 <Excessive> I still find ssd to be too expensive for their size
26:00 <Ben> I was expecting a desktop when i started
26:00 <Ben> Excessive : Depends on what you use it for. For me, I'm always installing and reinstalling shit
26:00 <Ben> And its moving around alot
26:00 <brainz> cant carry a work desktop
26:00 <brainz> so thats kewl
26:00 <brainz> lol
26:00 <brainz> see most people get excited when there work give them a laptop
26:00 <Ben> It used to have 4gb of ram with win 7 and a regular hdd
26:00 <Excessive> I still find ssd to be too expensive for their size
26:00 <Ben> I was expecting a desktop when i started
26:00 <Ben> Excessive : Depends on what you use it for. For me, I'm always installing and reinstalling shit
26:00 <Ben> And its moving around alot
26:00 <brainz> cant carry a work desktop
26:00 <brainz> so thats kewl
26:00 <brainz> lol
27:00 <brainz> so thats kewl
27:00 <brainz> lol
27:00 <Ben> brainz : haha.. be a tad on the heavy side
27:00 <Ben> :)
27:00 <Excessive> like I don't mind the speed of the normal hdd
27:00 <brainz> hehe perfect and you can only do work from work
27:00 <Excessive> I have a 250GB HDD in my lappy and I wannah get a 1TB for it
27:00 <Ben> Thing is, once you use an SSD, then go back to a SATA, you'll wonder why you didn't switch sooner
27:00 <Ben> Excessive : SSD or SATA?
27:00 <Excessive> SATA
27:00 <spence> 56 kilo pissle
27:00 <spence> Lmfao
27:00 <Bastardly_One> micheal is back from the dead
27:00 <spence> id rather be Shads than u 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and got tattoos and she is now living in France
27:00 <Ben> brainz : haha.. be a tad on the heavy side
27:00 <Ben> :)
27:00 <Excessive> like I don't mind the speed of the normal hdd
27:00 <brainz> hehe perfect and you can only do work from work
27:00 <brainz> lol
27:00 <Excessive> I have a 250GB HDD in my lappy and I wannah get a 1TB for it
27:00 <Ben> Thing is, once you use an SSD, then go back to a SATA, you'll wonder why you didn't switch sooner
27:00 <Ben> Excessive : SSD or SATA?
27:00 <Excessive> SATA
27:00 <brainz> yeah go a 512 SSD here
27:00 <Ben> Again depends on what you use it for
27:00 <Ben> brainz : haha.. be a tad on the heavy side
27:00 <Ben> :)
27:00 <Excessive> like I don't mind the speed of the normal hdd
27:00 <brainz> hehe perfect and you can only do work from work
27:00 <brainz> lol
27:00 <Excessive> I have a 250GB HDD in my lappy and I wannah get a 1TB for it
27:00 <Ben> Thing is, once you use an SSD, then go back to a SATA, you'll wonder why you didn't switch sooner
27:00 <Ben> Excessive : SSD or SATA?
27:00 <Excessive> SATA
27:00 <brainz> yeah go a 512 SSD here
27:00 <Ben> Again depends on what you use it for
28:00 <brainz> yeah go a 512 SSD here
28:00 <Ben> Again depends on what you use it for
28:00 <brainz> it is fast
28:00 <Ben> I wouldn't use SSD for storage
28:00 <Ben> I would install all your apps n shit on it
28:00 <Ben> But use a second SATA drive for the storage
28:00 <Immutable> GOD BLESS MOTHER NATURE SHE'S A SINGLE WOMAN TOO
28:00 <Excessive> ye ssd for yo C:\ drive 
28:00 <brainz> computer wise ive got it all
28:00 <brainz> all that i need and more
28:00 <brainz> lol
28:00 <spence> Gayest cunt on irc= Bastardly_One
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <brainz> it is fast
28:00 <Ben> I wouldn't use SSD for storage
28:00 <Ben> I would install all your apps n shit on it
28:00 <Ben> But use a second SATA drive for the storage
28:00 <Immutable> GOD BLESS MOTHER NATURE SHE'S A SINGLE WOMAN TOO
28:00 <Excessive> ye ssd for yo C:\ drive 
28:00 <brainz> computer wise ive got it all
28:00 <brainz> all that i need and more
28:00 <brainz> lol
28:00 <brainz> it is fast
28:00 <Ben> I wouldn't use SSD for storage
28:00 <Ben> I would install all your apps n shit on it
28:00 <Ben> But use a second SATA drive for the storage
28:00 <Immutable> GOD BLESS MOTHER NATURE SHE'S A SINGLE WOMAN TOO
28:00 <Excessive> ye ssd for yo C:\ drive 
28:00 <brainz> computer wise ive got it all
28:00 <brainz> all that i need and more
28:00 <brainz> lol
29:00 <brainz> im trying to get rid of the second laptop
29:00 <Ben> I just need to really think about what I actually NEED, not what the sales person says I should have
29:00 <brainz> its a Asus ultrabook
29:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaand I have plenty to carry around with the lappy to not wannah carry around an extra drive as well
29:00 <Ben> The other thing I was going to do was get a basic server
29:00 <Ben> Install Citrix XenServer on it
29:00 <spence> lolz doodle what ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love how I get the most desperate fans
29:00 <Doodle> nothing its just funny
29:00 <Doodle> plus i'm overtired
29:00 <Doodle> and stoned
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like Saemon/jkl ... and spence
29:00 <spence> Happy bday for other day brother
29:00 <Doodle> cheers kneegrow
29:00 <spence> lolz
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to get some real special fans
29:00 <brainz> im trying to get rid of the second laptop
29:00 <Ben> I just need to really think about what I actually NEED, not what the sales person says I should have
29:00 <brainz> its a Asus ultrabook
29:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaand I have plenty to carry around with the lappy to not wannah carry around an extra drive as well
29:00 <Ben> The other thing I was going to do was get a basic server
29:00 <Ben> Install Citrix XenServer on it
29:00 <Ben> Then build VM's on top of it
29:00 <Ben> And use RDP
29:00 <brainz> im trying to get rid of the second laptop
29:00 <Ben> I just need to really think about what I actually NEED, not what the sales person says I should have
29:00 <brainz> its a Asus ultrabook
29:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaand I have plenty to carry around with the lappy to not wannah carry around an extra drive as well
29:00 <Ben> The other thing I was going to do was get a basic server
29:00 <Ben> Install Citrix XenServer on it
29:00 <Ben> Then build VM's on top of it
29:00 <Ben> And use RDP
30:00 <Ben> Then build VM's on top of it
30:00 <Ben> And use RDP
30:00 <brainz> xenserver is really good
30:00 <Ben> brainz : Its brilliant
30:00 <Ben> brainz : The beauty of it is that you can get a free version and do everything you need
30:00 <brainz> i have a few vps's on xen
30:00 <Excessive> talkin abt server stuff, I have to get mine ready for next week
30:00 <Ben> brainz : Its not quite as easy doing the same thing on VMWare
30:00 <Excessive> errr my DNS server
30:00 <brainz> free version
30:00 <^pilot^> hey rob
30:00 <spence> I just love your gayness b1...u little mini poof
30:00 <Doodle> hey markopolo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I sing this song to my bong
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Never Tear Us Apart
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> you are gay
30:00 <simba> spence is just mad cos his parents gave him a girls middle name - Felicity
30:00 <spence> lil mini bong junky fucktard
30:00 <Doodle> spence do they call you flick
30:00 <lumeah> lol
30:00 <brainz> xenserver is really good
30:00 <Ben> brainz : Its brilliant
30:00 <Ben> brainz : The beauty of it is that you can get a free version and do everything you need
30:00 <brainz> i have a few vps's on xen
30:00 <brainz> xenserver is really good
30:00 <Ben> brainz : Its brilliant
30:00 <Ben> brainz : The beauty of it is that you can get a free version and do everything you need
30:00 <brainz> i have a few vps's on xen
31:00 <brainz> xen is really good
31:00 <Ben> brainz : The downside of the free version of XenServer 6.1, is that you can't do things like storage vmotion or assign AD permissions and roles to the host
31:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with that simba?
31:00 <spence> yes doodle...the sure do
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my third middle name
31:00 <Doodle> teehehe
31:00 <Bastardly_One> got a problem with it?
31:00 <spence> they call b1 weeman
31:00 <Doodle> my middle name is danger
31:00 <simba> nobody said it was wrong thats just why spence is mad
31:00 <spence> cause he's so small
31:00 <Excessive> talkin abt server stuff, I have to get mine ready for next week
31:00 <Ben> brainz : Its not quite as easy doing the same thing on VMWare
31:00 <Excessive> errr my DNS server
31:00 <brainz> free version
31:00 <brainz> xen is really good
31:00 <Ben> brainz : The downside of the free version of XenServer 6.1, is that you can't do things like storage vmotion or assign AD permissions and roles to the host
31:00 <brainz> AD permissions
31:00 <Excessive> talkin abt server stuff, I have to get mine ready for next week
31:00 <Ben> brainz : Its not quite as easy doing the same thing on VMWare
31:00 <Excessive> errr my DNS server
31:00 <brainz> free version
31:00 <brainz> xen is really good
31:00 <Ben> brainz : The downside of the free version of XenServer 6.1, is that you can't do things like storage vmotion or assign AD permissions and roles to the host
31:00 <brainz> AD permissions
32:00 <brainz> AD permissions
32:00 <Ben> brainz : But apart from that, its fully functional. There's no quirks like it will reboot your guests at random intervals or something stupid like that
32:00 <brainz> aint that done from the Ad server
32:00 <brainz> like windows 2008 server or even win 2010 server
32:00 <Ben> brainz : Yeah, with Xen 6.1, you can do whats called a Domain Join. From there you can create an AD group with members, and assign permissions to the pool that way instead of using the root account which has full permissions
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh ... yeah he does seem to be
32:00 <Bastardly_One> true
32:00 <simba> were you actually being serious
32:00 <spence> LOL mad
32:00 <simba> is Felicity one of your middle names
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
32:00 <Serenity> O.o
32:00 <spence> I'm happy as ya goose
32:00 <simba> bullshit
32:00 <Doodle> dierdre morag felicity
32:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
32:00 <spence> I am simba I won plenty
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie Beth Felicity Francis (my conformation name)
32:00 <Ben> brainz : But apart from that, its fully functional. There's no quirks like it will reboot your guests at random intervals or something stupid like that
32:00 <brainz> aint that done from the Ad server
32:00 <brainz> like windows 2008 server or even win 2010 server
32:00 <Ben> brainz : Yeah, with Xen 6.1, you can do whats called a Domain Join. From there you can create an AD group with members, and assign permissions to the pool that way instead of using the root account which has full permissions
32:00 <Ben> brainz : But apart from that, its fully functional. There's no quirks like it will reboot your guests at random intervals or something stupid like that
32:00 <brainz> aint that done from the Ad server
32:00 <brainz> like windows 2008 server or even win 2010 server
32:00 <Ben> brainz : Yeah, with Xen 6.1, you can do whats called a Domain Join. From there you can create an AD group with members, and assign permissions to the pool that way instead of using the root account which has full permissions
33:00 <Ben> It just means you have better control over who does what
33:00 <Excessive> they have 2010 server?
33:00 <brainz> ahhh
33:00 <brainz> yes they have
33:00 <brainz> i see Ben
33:00 <Ben> Obviously if you have no AD then the domain join won't help you
33:00 <Excessive> I've only known of 2003, 2008 and 2012
33:00 <brainz> so xen can control multi ADs
33:00 <Ben> You'll be left with just the default root account
33:00 <brainz> like AD trusts
33:00 <Doodle> put the kettle on will you love
33:00 <spence> cleaned up today
33:00 <simba> Beth Felicity?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you all think I'm male
33:00 <Bastardly_One> truth is I'm a lebanese female
33:00 <Serenity> ok lover
33:00 <spence> little midget pissy pants b1
33:00 <simba> i wish my middle name was MacBeth
33:00 <Doodle> thx pet
33:00 <Ben> It just means you have better control over who does what
33:00 <Excessive> they have 2010 server?
33:00 <brainz> ahhh
33:00 <brainz> yes they have
33:00 <brainz> i see Ben
33:00 <Ben> Obviously if you have no AD then the domain join won't help you
33:00 <Excessive> I've only known of 2003, 2008 and 2012
33:00 <brainz> so xen can control multi ADs
33:00 <Ben> You'll be left with just the default root account
33:00 <brainz> like AD trusts
33:00 <Ben> It just means you have better control over who does what
33:00 <Excessive> they have 2010 server?
33:00 <brainz> ahhh
33:00 <brainz> yes they have
33:00 <brainz> i see Ben
33:00 <Ben> Obviously if you have no AD then the domain join won't help you
33:00 <Excessive> I've only known of 2003, 2008 and 2012
33:00 <brainz> so xen can control multi ADs
33:00 <Ben> You'll be left with just the default root account
33:00 <brainz> like AD trusts
34:00 <Ben> No no
34:00 <Ben> You can join it to the domain like you do with regular windows machines
34:00 <brainz> ohh i see
34:00 <Ben> Then thats how you can assign permissiong to it via ad groups
34:00 <brainz> ahh i see not as intergrated as i thought
34:00 <brainz> but still ok 
34:00 <Ben> The object just sits in the Computers Folder (not OU) in AD
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, is it true simba greeks don't have middle names?
34:00 <simba> lol not that i know
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of know that having been out with a few but I didn't until today
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told by a greek woman you don't
34:00 <CannibalClown> hi cunts n cuntettes
34:00 <simba> i personally do
34:00 <simba> maybe traditionally there was no middle name
34:00 <Doodle> all greeks have the middle name george
34:00 <spence> I'm trying to work out who recieves the Dick b1 or simba 
34:00 <Doodle> male or female
34:00 <Ben> No no
34:00 <Ben> You can join it to the domain like you do with regular windows machines
34:00 <brainz> ohh i see
34:00 <Ben> Then thats how you can assign permissiong to it via ad groups
34:00 <brainz> ahh i see not as intergrated as i thought
34:00 <brainz> but still ok 
34:00 <Ben> The object just sits in the Computers Folder (not OU) in AD
34:00 <Ben> No no
34:00 <Ben> You can join it to the domain like you do with regular windows machines
34:00 <brainz> ohh i see
34:00 <Ben> Then thats how you can assign permissiong to it via ad groups
34:00 <brainz> ahh i see not as intergrated as i thought
34:00 <brainz> but still ok 
34:00 <Ben> The object just sits in the Computers Folder (not OU) in AD
35:00 <brainz> the big party is multiple VMs
35:00 <Ben> Nah.. its not integrated as much as VMware
35:00 <Ben> Yeah
35:00 <Immutable> all the chicks are gone
35:00 <Immutable> because of your life story ben
35:00 <Ben> Give yourself a box with 32gb of RAM and 800gb of storage
35:00 <Ben> Your laughing
35:00 <brainz> and linux
35:00 <Ben> Immutable : Your the only one who seems to be complaining? Noone is making you stick around..
35:00 <brainz> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I dunno ... I thought they did but meh
35:00 <spence> So far up each other
35:00 <simba> surname then given name, options: george, john, paul
35:00 <simba> wait theyre the beatles omg the beatles were greek
35:00 <Doodle> :o
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I said that this morning too
35:00 <Doodle> john lennonopoulos
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <CannibalClown> lol rob
35:00 <spence> simba is your granny still alive?
35:00 <brainz> the big party is multiple VMs
35:00 <Ben> Nah.. its not integrated as much as VMware
35:00 <Ben> Yeah
35:00 <Immutable> all the chicks are gone
35:00 <Immutable> because of your life story ben
35:00 <Ben> Give yourself a box with 32gb of RAM and 800gb of storage
35:00 <Ben> Your laughing
35:00 <brainz> and linux
35:00 <Ben> Immutable : Your the only one who seems to be complaining? Noone is making you stick around..
35:00 <brainz> lol
35:00 <brainz> laughing even more
35:00 <brainz> the big party is multiple VMs
35:00 <Ben> Nah.. its not integrated as much as VMware
35:00 <Ben> Yeah
35:00 <Immutable> all the chicks are gone
35:00 <Immutable> because of your life story ben
35:00 <Ben> Give yourself a box with 32gb of RAM and 800gb of storage
35:00 <Ben> Your laughing
35:00 <brainz> and linux
35:00 <Ben> Immutable : Your the only one who seems to be complaining? Noone is making you stick around..
35:00 <brainz> lol
35:00 <brainz> laughing even more
36:00 <brainz> laughing even more
36:00 <brainz> lol
36:00 <Immutable>  poor ben and his crappy life story
36:00 <Ben> brainz : I'm in the process of upgrading all our site BR's and getting the VPX's upto speed too
36:00 <Ben> brainz : Once we've done that we'll be in a position to get rid of the managed firewalls and start doing it ourselves
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I thought you guys had a billion middle names like Italians
36:00 <simba> yes both are
36:00 <spence> I hope they die soonish
36:00 <^pilot^> Rob
36:00 <Doodle> WHAT
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, that's pretty fucked idiot
36:00 <^pilot^> i bought a new ecu for my shitbox
36:00 <spence> lolz
36:00 <Doodle> i said hi fuck what more do you want from me
36:00 <brainz> lol
36:00 <Immutable>  poor ben and his crappy life story
36:00 <Ben> brainz : I'm in the process of upgrading all our site BR's and getting the VPX's upto speed too
36:00 <Ben> brainz : Once we've done that we'll be in a position to get rid of the managed firewalls and start doing it ourselves
36:00 <brainz> lol
36:00 <Immutable>  poor ben and his crappy life story
36:00 <Ben> brainz : I'm in the process of upgrading all our site BR's and getting the VPX's upto speed too
36:00 <Ben> brainz : Once we've done that we'll be in a position to get rid of the managed firewalls and start doing it ourselves
37:00 <brainz> really
37:00 <Ben> I can't wait to get rid of all the Citrix Branch Repeaters and replace them with VPX
37:00 <brainz> no managed routers
37:00 <Ben> nup
37:00 <Ben> All in house
37:00 <Ben> Too expensive
37:00 <Doodle> oh right
37:00 <simba> thats how mad we made you you cant think of anything but death now
37:00 <Doodle> which one
37:00 <Doodle> :P
37:00 <simba> from gay anal sex to death
37:00 <^pilot^> the silvia
37:00 <spence> and your not fucked?
37:00 <^pilot^> Adaptronic
37:00 <Doodle> what was wrong with the old ecu
37:00 <^pilot^> needs AFM
37:00 <^pilot^> want no AFM
37:00 <Doodle> why
37:00 <spence> No from my blade in their livers
37:00 <spence> lmfao
37:00 <brainz> really
37:00 <Ben> I can't wait to get rid of all the Citrix Branch Repeaters and replace them with VPX
37:00 <brainz> no managed routers
37:00 <Ben> nup
37:00 <Ben> All in house
37:00 <Ben> Too expensive
37:00 <brainz> i understand
37:00 <brainz> really
37:00 <Ben> I can't wait to get rid of all the Citrix Branch Repeaters and replace them with VPX
37:00 <brainz> no managed routers
37:00 <Ben> nup
37:00 <Ben> All in house
37:00 <Ben> Too expensive
37:00 <brainz> i understand
38:00 <brainz> i understand
38:00 <Ben> We get charged $1000 a month from Optus to have it managed
38:00 <brainz> i used to manage them inhouse as well
38:00 <Ben> When we have the skills internally to do it
38:00 <Ben> For a fraction of the cost
38:00 <brainz> Cisco
38:00 <Ben> Its not that hard to manage an ASA
38:00 <Ben> Yeah Cisco
38:00 <Ben> The firewall has a proper gui which makes it easier
38:00 <brainz> 1900s
38:00 <Ben> Can do it via putty if you want to
38:00 <Ben> I think so
38:00 <Ben> Not 100% sure
38:00 <brainz> ahh yeah
38:00 <spence> ill feed you your grannys liver simba
38:00 <spence> u want sauce?
38:00 <simba> ban
38:00 <Bastardly_One> People used to rob petrol stations. Now petrol stations rob people.
38:00 <slower> spence you have shit for brains?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
38:00 <spence> Fucking sook
38:00 <Ben> We get charged $1000 a month from Optus to have it managed
38:00 <brainz> i used to manage them inhouse as well
38:00 <Ben> When we have the skills internally to do it
38:00 <Ben> For a fraction of the cost
38:00 <brainz> Cisco
38:00 <Ben> Its not that hard to manage an ASA
38:00 <Ben> Yeah Cisco
38:00 <brainz> i understand
38:00 <Ben> The firewall has a proper gui which makes it easier
38:00 <brainz> 1900s
38:00 <Ben> Can do it via putty if you want to
38:00 <Ben> I think so
38:00 <Ben> Not 100% sure
38:00 <brainz> ahh yeah
38:00 <Ben> Its at the top of our rack in the DC
38:00 <Ben> We get charged $1000 a month from Optus to have it managed
38:00 <brainz> i used to manage them inhouse as well
38:00 <Ben> When we have the skills internally to do it
38:00 <Ben> For a fraction of the cost
38:00 <brainz> Cisco
38:00 <Ben> Its not that hard to manage an ASA
38:00 <Ben> Yeah Cisco
38:00 <brainz> i understand
38:00 <Ben> The firewall has a proper gui which makes it easier
38:00 <brainz> 1900s
38:00 <Ben> Can do it via putty if you want to
38:00 <Ben> I think so
38:00 <Ben> Not 100% sure
38:00 <brainz> ahh yeah
38:00 <Ben> Its at the top of our rack in the DC
39:00 <Ben> Its at the top of our rack in the DC
39:00 <brainz> config is easy
39:00 <Ben> Yeah its all logical
39:00 <brainz> putty job and some brainz
39:00 <Ben> But get it wrong you could have some real issues
39:00 <Ben> or some turkey will put in a permit all
39:00 <brainz> yeah but you dont get it wrong
39:00 <Ben> And wonder why we get hacked!
39:00 <brainz> simple rule block everything
39:00 <Ben> yup
39:00 <Ben> block then open
39:00 <Serenity> robbbbbbbbb
39:00 <Serenity> we could have gone to see the singing onion!
39:00 <spence> slower wake up u pussy
39:00 <Doodle> LOL
39:00 <Doodle> dont get me started
39:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate asked me today if I could get him a gun ... I am serious ... I just laughed at him and told him to take some more pills
39:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
39:00 <spence> mmmm tasty
39:00 <spence> die bitch
39:00 <Serenity> someone commented on that video 'dat onion'
39:00 <Serenity> i lold
39:00 <brainz> config is easy
39:00 <Ben> Yeah its all logical
39:00 <brainz> putty job and some brainz
39:00 <Ben> But get it wrong you could have some real issues
39:00 <Ben> or some turkey will put in a permit all
39:00 <brainz> yeah but you dont get it wrong
39:00 <Ben> And wonder why we get hacked!
39:00 <brainz> simple rule block everything
39:00 <Ben> yup
39:00 <Ben> block then open
39:00 <Ben> Not the otherway around
39:00 <brainz> yep
39:00 <brainz> config is easy
39:00 <Ben> Yeah its all logical
39:00 <brainz> putty job and some brainz
39:00 <Ben> But get it wrong you could have some real issues
39:00 <Ben> or some turkey will put in a permit all
39:00 <brainz> yeah but you dont get it wrong
39:00 <Ben> And wonder why we get hacked!
39:00 <brainz> simple rule block everything
39:00 <Ben> yup
39:00 <Ben> block then open
39:00 <Ben> Not the otherway around
39:00 <brainz> yep
40:00 <Ben> Not the otherway around
40:00 <brainz> yep
40:00 <brainz> only open if required
40:00 <Ben> We bought some support hours from EMC for when we bought our VNX XAN
40:00 <Ben> SAN rather
40:00 <Immutable> ben wanna cyber?
40:00 <brainz> like for internet port forwarding or static routes
40:00 <Ben> I think we bought 40 hours of support 
40:00 <brainz> etc
40:00 <Ben> WHich we could use whenever we needed to
40:00 <Ben> I think we only used 10 hours of it
40:00 <spence> Tastes like semen
40:00 <spence> shit liver
40:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'm gonna make potato pancakes *nods*
40:00 <CannibalClown> tongue the bum onion
40:00 <spence> Idiot b1
40:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - CANDY CANDY , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY (Mar 13, 2012) 3:56 - Category: Music - 19,099,920 views - 64,866 likes (95%), 3,445 dislikes (5%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> of course I am ... I'm responding to you
40:00 <Serenity> ^_^
40:00 <slower> spence refer to above, imature moron
40:00 <spence> Pill it up u depo freak
40:00 <brainz> only open if required
40:00 <Ben> We bought some support hours from EMC for when we bought our VNX XAN
40:00 <Ben> SAN rather
40:00 <Immutable> ben wanna cyber?
40:00 <brainz> like for internet port forwarding or static routes
40:00 <Ben> I think we bought 40 hours of support 
40:00 <brainz> etc
40:00 <Ben> WHich we could use whenever we needed to
40:00 <Ben> I think we only used 10 hours of it
40:00 <Ben> Cuz the config of it was so easy to follow
40:00 <brainz> only open if required
40:00 <Ben> We bought some support hours from EMC for when we bought our VNX XAN
40:00 <Ben> SAN rather
40:00 <Immutable> ben wanna cyber?
40:00 <brainz> like for internet port forwarding or static routes
40:00 <Ben> I think we bought 40 hours of support 
40:00 <brainz> etc
40:00 <Ben> WHich we could use whenever we needed to
40:00 <Ben> I think we only used 10 hours of it
40:00 <Ben> Cuz the config of it was so easy to follow
41:00 <Ben> Cuz the config of it was so easy to follow
41:00 <brainz> hehe
41:00 <Ben> We did everything ourselves and did a SAN migration in about 6 months
41:00 <brainz> so much waisted cash on support packs
41:00 <Ben> We ended up getting credit for it anyway
41:00 <brainz> but Cisco TAC is cheap and really good
41:00 <Ben> And used it for formal training
41:00 <Doodle> dat oversized toast
41:00 <spence> eat a Dick slower
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <spence> u little Pussy
41:00 <stebie> spence, what's pi?
41:00 <spence> Lmfao ahahah
41:00 <Serenity> stebie why.
41:00 <spence> 3.142 homie
41:00 <Serenity> BAN STEBIE
41:00 <stebie> spence, are you sure?
41:00 <brainz> hehe
41:00 <Ben> We did everything ourselves and did a SAN migration in about 6 months
41:00 <brainz> so much waisted cash on support packs
41:00 <Ben> We ended up getting credit for it anyway
41:00 <brainz> but Cisco TAC is cheap and really good
41:00 <Ben> And used it for formal training
41:00 <brainz> hehe
41:00 <Ben> We did everything ourselves and did a SAN migration in about 6 months
41:00 <brainz> so much waisted cash on support packs
41:00 <Ben> We ended up getting credit for it anyway
41:00 <brainz> but Cisco TAC is cheap and really good
41:00 <Ben> And used it for formal training
42:00 <Ben> What I don't get about SAN's though, is why people would use DP's
42:00 <Ben> er
42:00 <Ben> DM's
42:00 <Ben> DM's are Data Moveres
42:00 <Ben> Movers
42:00 <brainz> im not that good on SANs
42:00 <Ben> Essentially, you create the equivalent of a LUN
42:00 <brainz> really
42:00 <spence> Yes I am
42:00 <stebie> spence, would you bet your life on that answer?
42:00 <spence> Sure as shit stebbo
42:00 <stebie> or at the very least, your presence in this channel?
42:00 <spence> would you suck me off if I was correct
42:00 <Ben> What I don't get about SAN's though, is why people would use DP's
42:00 <Ben> er
42:00 <Ben> DM's
42:00 <Ben> DM's are Data Moveres
42:00 <Ben> Movers
42:00 <brainz> im not that good on SANs
42:00 <Ben> Essentially, you create the equivalent of a LUN
42:00 <brainz> really
42:00 <Ben> (its not called a LUN but its similar)
42:00 <Ben> What I don't get about SAN's though, is why people would use DP's
42:00 <Ben> er
42:00 <Ben> DM's
42:00 <Ben> DM's are Data Moveres
42:00 <Ben> Movers
42:00 <brainz> im not that good on SANs
42:00 <Ben> Essentially, you create the equivalent of a LUN
42:00 <brainz> really
42:00 <Ben> (its not called a LUN but its similar)
43:00 <Ben> (its not called a LUN but its similar)
43:00 <Ben> Then direct map it to a guest
43:00 <Ben> or a physical server
43:00 <Ben> So theres no virtualisation layer
43:00 <Ben> Makes it very hard to manage
43:00 <Ben> And little visibility
43:00 <Ben> Half the training course was based on that kind of stuff
43:00 <Ben> Which for us was a waste of time
43:00 <spence> what are you saying ?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's actually warning you idiot
43:00 <stebie> sure
43:00 <stebie> i would
43:00 <stebie> seeing that answer is wrong
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so you know you're fucking annoying if you get stebie's attention in a bad way
43:00 <Ben> Then direct map it to a guest
43:00 <Ben> or a physical server
43:00 <Ben> So theres no virtualisation layer
43:00 <Ben> Makes it very hard to manage
43:00 <Ben> And little visibility
43:00 <Ben> Half the training course was based on that kind of stuff
43:00 <Ben> Which for us was a waste of time
43:00 <brainz> hehe
43:00 <Ben> Then direct map it to a guest
43:00 <Ben> or a physical server
43:00 <Ben> So theres no virtualisation layer
43:00 <Ben> Makes it very hard to manage
43:00 <Ben> And little visibility
43:00 <Ben> Half the training course was based on that kind of stuff
43:00 <Ben> Which for us was a waste of time
43:00 <brainz> hehe
44:00 <brainz> hehe
44:00 <Ben> My boss and I were like.. uh.. why are we bothering with this stuff?
44:00 <brainz> this company must have some massive mission critical shit
44:00 <Ben> What was good is that they showed you the raw stuff like how to create luns, connectors, storage groups etc
44:00 <Ben> Which company?
44:00 <brainz> the one you work for
44:00 <spence> Oh stfu b1 get a life I dps parasite
44:00 <spence> u
44:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy your early night
44:00 <simba> i think we have to wait until he directly attacks an op before he gets banned
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't say I didn't warn ya
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say he just did
44:00 <spence> bloodsucking dsp cunt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but hey *shrugs*
44:00 <spence> um no
44:00 <spence> I didnt
44:00 <Ben> My boss and I were like.. uh.. why are we bothering with this stuff?
44:00 <brainz> this company must have some massive mission critical shit
44:00 <Ben> What was good is that they showed you the raw stuff like how to create luns, connectors, storage groups etc
44:00 <Ben> Which company?
44:00 <brainz> the one you work for
44:00 <Ben> It can do yes
44:00 <Ben> My boss and I were like.. uh.. why are we bothering with this stuff?
44:00 <brainz> this company must have some massive mission critical shit
44:00 <Ben> What was good is that they showed you the raw stuff like how to create luns, connectors, storage groups etc
44:00 <Ben> Which company?
44:00 <brainz> the one you work for
44:00 <Ben> It can do yes
45:00 <Ben> It can do yes
45:00 <brainz> anit that a little scary
45:00 <brainz> aint*
45:00 <Ben> We have sites all over Australia, Asia, NZ and UAE
45:00 <Ben> It was intially
45:00 <brainz> ahh a bank
45:00 <brainz> lol
45:00 <Ben> nah
45:00 <Ben> We're an aviation company
45:00 <brainz> ohh kewl
45:00 <spence> I'm attacking b1
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and failing badly
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as badly as my other stalker
45:00 <spence> Hence dsp 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> see? I don't need to respond unless I *wish* to
45:00 <Bastardly_One> in case you've not noticed
45:00 <spence> You have whole package...
45:00 <simba> You have whole package...
45:00 <spence> Short
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so it has zero effect
45:00 <stebie> he wants your package
45:00 <spence> light
45:00 <Picard> so much anger
45:00 <Serenity> Pi is what is called an irrational number. Rational numbers can be represented as the ratio of two integers e.g 3/14, 1/2, -5/13.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're 19 you say?
45:00 <spence> nosering
45:00 <brainz> anit that a little scary
45:00 <brainz> aint*
45:00 <Ben> We have sites all over Australia, Asia, NZ and UAE
45:00 <Ben> It was intially
45:00 <brainz> ahh a bank
45:00 <brainz> lol
45:00 <Ben> nah
45:00 <Ben> We're an aviation company
45:00 <brainz> ohh kewl
45:00 <brainz> anit that a little scary
45:00 <brainz> aint*
45:00 <Ben> We have sites all over Australia, Asia, NZ and UAE
45:00 <Ben> It was intially
45:00 <brainz> ahh a bank
45:00 <brainz> lol
45:00 <Ben> nah
45:00 <Ben> We're an aviation company
45:00 <brainz> ohh kewl
46:00 <Ben> I walk through one of the hangars a couple of times a week
46:00 <brainz> hencw the SAN
46:00 <Ben> yup
46:00 <brainz> localised data
46:00 <Ben> The amount of shit we have to store
46:00 <brainz> what about offsite backup
46:00 <Ben> We do that too
46:00 <Ben> So basically
46:00 <Ben> We have two DC's
46:00 <brainz> really 
46:00 <Ben> One is prod the other is DR
46:00 <Ben> Prod backs up using d2d
46:00 <Serenity> If pi was EXACTLY equal to 3.142 then pi would be rational since 3.142=3142/1000.
46:00 <spence> Dsp
46:00 <simba> lol hes not 30
46:00 <spence> anxiety
46:00 <simba> i mean 19
46:00 <Serenity> Pi however can be approximated as 3.142. It can also be approximated as 3.14 or 22/3 or many other approximations. But it DOES NOT EQUAL any of those.
46:00 <spence> depression
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trolling since before you were born ... it's water off a duck's back
46:00 <spence> pills
46:00 <Picard> Schapelle, fucking most biased shit ive ever watched
46:00 <Serenity> To further complicate things pi is not only irrational but also transcendental. This means that,among other things, no finite sequence of algebraic operations on integers (powers, roots, sums, etc.) can be equal to its value.
46:00 <spence> weed
46:00 <spence> lowlife scum
46:00 <stebie> saying pi is equal to 3.142 is saying pi is 3.14200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000etc which we know it's not
46:00 <Ben> I walk through one of the hangars a couple of times a week
46:00 <brainz> hencw the SAN
46:00 <Ben> yup
46:00 <brainz> localised data
46:00 <Ben> The amount of shit we have to store
46:00 <brainz> what about offsite backup
46:00 <Ben> We do that too
46:00 <Ben> So basically
46:00 <Ben> We have two DC's
46:00 <brainz> really 
46:00 <Ben> One is prod the other is DR
46:00 <Ben> Prod backs up using d2d
46:00 <Ben> I walk through one of the hangars a couple of times a week
46:00 <brainz> hencw the SAN
46:00 <Ben> yup
46:00 <brainz> localised data
46:00 <Ben> The amount of shit we have to store
46:00 <brainz> what about offsite backup
46:00 <Ben> We do that too
46:00 <Ben> So basically
46:00 <Ben> We have two DC's
46:00 <brainz> really 
46:00 <Ben> One is prod the other is DR
46:00 <Ben> Prod backs up using d2d
47:00 <Immutable> :/
47:00 <Ben> The d2d replicates to the d2d at DR
47:00 <Ben> Then that d2d writes to tape
47:00 <Ben> And tapes are sent away for offsite storage
47:00 <brainz> ahhh
47:00 <brainz> so really not much to do with uploading over tghe internet
47:00 <brainz> the
47:00 <brainz> lol
47:00 <Ben> We also have exchange archiving in the cloud which I'm building
47:00 <Ben> nah not at all
47:00 <Serenity> is it worth watching picard
47:00 <stebie> so therefore he's wrong
47:00 <spence> 3.142 dummy
47:00 <Serenity> or should i turn over to inxs
47:00 <Serenity> you're wrong
47:00 <Serenity> just admit it and move on
47:00 <spence> Lmfao ok
47:00 <stebie> has schapelle been released yet irl?
47:00 <Serenity> not yet
47:00 <spence> no
47:00 <Serenity> maybe tomorrow
47:00 <Bastardly_One> tomorrow
47:00 <spence> nope
47:00 <Immutable> :/
47:00 <Ben> The d2d replicates to the d2d at DR
47:00 <Ben> Then that d2d writes to tape
47:00 <Ben> And tapes are sent away for offsite storage
47:00 <brainz> ahhh
47:00 <brainz> so really not much to do with uploading over tghe internet
47:00 <brainz> the
47:00 <brainz> lol
47:00 <Ben> We also have exchange archiving in the cloud which I'm building
47:00 <Ben> nah not at all
47:00 <Ben> Private links
47:00 <Immutable> :/
47:00 <Ben> The d2d replicates to the d2d at DR
47:00 <Ben> Then that d2d writes to tape
47:00 <Ben> And tapes are sent away for offsite storage
47:00 <brainz> ahhh
47:00 <brainz> so really not much to do with uploading over tghe internet
47:00 <brainz> the
47:00 <brainz> lol
47:00 <Ben> We also have exchange archiving in the cloud which I'm building
47:00 <Ben> nah not at all
47:00 <Ben> Private links
48:00 <Ben> Private links
48:00 <brainz> yeah
48:00 <brainz> what about a MPLS
48:00 <Ben> MPLS?
48:00 <Ben> Whats that again?
48:00 <Pieter> I got cat foos in my nostril:(
48:00 <brainz> Multiple Protocal layer Service
48:00 <Immutable> Serenity, we're gonna have a party party tonight
48:00 <spence> doubt it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude in charge doesn't do shit on the weekend
48:00 <stebie> i'd laugh hard if the comments her lawyer made affect her parole
48:00 <spence> keep the trafficking slur over there
48:00 <Serenity> its a government thing it has to be done during working hours
48:00 <Bastardly_One> prisoners don't get released ont he weekends over there
48:00 <simba> why would you need to watch a shappelle movie when we lived it like 5 years ago and it was fucking gay then
48:00 <spence> I don't want her selling my kids drugs 
48:00 <Serenity> you dont have kids
48:00 <Serenity> shut up
48:00 <spence> Fucking creep she is
48:00 <brainz> yeah
48:00 <brainz> what about a MPLS
48:00 <Ben> MPLS?
48:00 <Ben> Whats that again?
48:00 <Pieter> I got cat foos in my nostril:(
48:00 <brainz> Multiple Protocal layer Service
48:00 <Immutable> Serenity, we're gonna have a party party tonight
48:00 <Pieter> Fkod
48:00 <brainz> yeah
48:00 <brainz> what about a MPLS
48:00 <Ben> MPLS?
48:00 <Ben> Whats that again?
48:00 <Pieter> I got cat foos in my nostril:(
48:00 <brainz> Multiple Protocal layer Service
48:00 <Immutable> Serenity, we're gonna have a party party tonight
48:00 <Pieter> Fkod
49:00 <Pieter> Fkod
49:00 <Pieter> Food
49:00 <Serenity> are we
49:00 <Ben> Not sure to be honest
49:00 <Pieter> Help
49:00 <brainz> its about 300K from Telstra
49:00 <Ben> oh ok
49:00 <Ben> I'm not sure if we have it or not
49:00 <brainz> or a 150K a year form TPG
49:00 <^pilot^> multiple personality ... syndrome
49:00 <Pieter> Its chunky type
49:00 <Immutable> yes a disco party
49:00 <^pilot^> lol
49:00 <Pieter> Help!!?!
49:00 <^pilot^> Serenity said snatch
49:00 <^pilot^> sorry for delayed reaction
49:00 <stebie> Serenity, that can only be a good thing
49:00 <spence> you don't have kids
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda :)
49:00 <spence> shut yaself up fool
49:00 <Doodle> is anyone else as turned on as i am
49:00 <Serenity> i never claimed to have kids
49:00 <Serenity> you did
49:00 <Doodle> olawd
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he does though ... the poor little girl
49:00 <stebie> :O
49:00 <Pieter> Food
49:00 <Serenity> are we
49:00 <Ben> Not sure to be honest
49:00 <Pieter> Help
49:00 <brainz> its about 300K from Telstra
49:00 <Ben> oh ok
49:00 <Ben> I'm not sure if we have it or not
49:00 <brainz> or a 150K a year form TPG
49:00 <^pilot^> multiple personality ... syndrome
49:00 <Pieter> Its chunky type
49:00 <Immutable> yes a disco party
49:00 <^pilot^> lol
49:00 <Pieter> Help!!?!
49:00 <^pilot^> Serenity said snatch
49:00 <^pilot^> sorry for delayed reaction
49:00 <brainz> basically if you have multiple sites
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Ben> We do use WCCP mode on our links
49:00 <^pilot^> was outside having a smoke and a pancake
49:00 <Pieter> Food
49:00 <Serenity> are we
49:00 <Ben> Not sure to be honest
49:00 <Pieter> Help
49:00 <brainz> its about 300K from Telstra
49:00 <Ben> oh ok
49:00 <Ben> I'm not sure if we have it or not
49:00 <brainz> or a 150K a year form TPG
49:00 <^pilot^> multiple personality ... syndrome
49:00 <Pieter> Its chunky type
49:00 <Immutable> yes a disco party
49:00 <^pilot^> lol
49:00 <Pieter> Help!!?!
49:00 <^pilot^> Serenity said snatch
49:00 <^pilot^> sorry for delayed reaction
49:00 <brainz> basically if you have multiple sites
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <Ben> We do use WCCP mode on our links
49:00 <^pilot^> was outside having a smoke and a pancake
50:00 <brainz> basically if you have multiple sites
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <Ben> We do use WCCP mode on our links
50:00 <^pilot^> was outside having a smoke and a pancake
50:00 <Serenity> snatchhhh
50:00 <^pilot^> SEEE
50:00 <^pilot^> she said it again
50:00 <^pilot^> SNATCHHHHHHH
50:00 <Ben> WCCP means that you can accelerate traffic through the BR or have it go straight down the link
50:00 <Ben> But the BR is the default
50:00 <Pieter> Must i deink milk
50:00 <brainz> with MPLS the site are almot like they are connected to the same switch
50:00 <Ben> if that is down, then WCCP kicks in and sends it down the router
50:00 <brainz> bespite there distance
50:00 <^pilot^> sarah
50:00 <spence> Lol poor
50:00 <spence> she has more than you
50:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One =) heys
50:00 <spence> lmfao
50:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
50:00 <Liinda> hellos stebie
50:00 <Doodle> hai2u
50:00 <Liinda> herro spence
50:00 <whencanibehappy> if you trust a women your dead
50:00 <Liinda> heys Serenity
50:00 <spence> hi liinda
50:00 <Serenity> hey Liinda
50:00 <Serenity> snatchhhh
50:00 <^pilot^> SEEE
50:00 <^pilot^> she said it again
50:00 <^pilot^> SNATCHHHHHHH
50:00 <Ben> WCCP means that you can accelerate traffic through the BR or have it go straight down the link
50:00 <Ben> But the BR is the default
50:00 <Pieter> Must i deink milk
50:00 <brainz> with MPLS the site are almot like they are connected to the same switch
50:00 <Ben> if that is down, then WCCP kicks in and sends it down the router
50:00 <brainz> bespite there distance
50:00 <^pilot^> sarah
50:00 <^pilot^> i saw something on fb the other day
50:00 <Serenity> marko
50:00 <Ben> ohh.. umm.. are you referring to splitting subnets?
50:00 <Serenity> snatchhhh
50:00 <^pilot^> SEEE
50:00 <^pilot^> she said it again
50:00 <^pilot^> SNATCHHHHHHH
50:00 <Ben> WCCP means that you can accelerate traffic through the BR or have it go straight down the link
50:00 <Ben> But the BR is the default
50:00 <Pieter> Must i deink milk
50:00 <brainz> with MPLS the site are almot like they are connected to the same switch
50:00 <Ben> if that is down, then WCCP kicks in and sends it down the router
50:00 <brainz> bespite there distance
50:00 <^pilot^> sarah
50:00 <^pilot^> i saw something on fb the other day
50:00 <Serenity> marko
50:00 <Ben> ohh.. umm.. are you referring to splitting subnets?
51:00 <^pilot^> i saw something on fb the other day
51:00 <Serenity> marko
51:00 <Ben> ohh.. umm.. are you referring to splitting subnets?
51:00 <^pilot^> about corby's release
51:00 <Serenity> did you
51:00 <Ben> Across separate physical sites?
51:00 <^pilot^> that she's being released to australia, only condition.... smuggled back in 
51:00 <^pilot^> by boat
51:00 <Pieter> You people are so small on this acreen
51:00 <Serenity> lol? what
51:00 <Pieter> Mini peoplep
51:00 <^pilot^> i laughed a little bit
51:00 <Ben> Pieter : Why. Do. You. Have. Catfood. Up. Your. NOSE!?
51:00 <Serenity> Pieter go to fucking sleep you're cooked
51:00 <brainz> yeah but the MPLS is managed by the ISP
51:00 <Pieter> Im better than you all are
51:00 <Ben> brainz : ahh... nah we don't
51:00 <Liinda> *woman
51:00 <Serenity> who the hell is this guy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> half of you guys are really damaged goods huh?
51:00 <stebie> g'day Liinda
51:00 <Doodle> all
51:00 <Liinda> I'm not damaged
51:00 <Doodle> she is
51:00 <Bastardly_One> some random idiot that started off acting female
51:00 <Liinda> I've just lived and learned
51:00 <Bastardly_One> whencanibehappy that is yeah?
51:00 <spence> b1 didn't I tell u to fuck off...have a pill n cones n calm down
51:00 <whencanibehappy> if you trust a women your dead
51:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
51:00 <simba> what was that ?
51:00 <Serenity> spence you just calm the fuck down alright champ?
51:00 <potato> conebox
51:00 <spence> do as I say Arse bandit
51:00 <Liinda> wtf i have the hiccups
51:00 <^pilot^> about corby's release
51:00 <Serenity> did you
51:00 <Ben> Across separate physical sites?
51:00 <^pilot^> that she's being released to australia, only condition.... smuggled back in 
51:00 <^pilot^> by boat
51:00 <Pieter> You people are so small on this acreen
51:00 <Serenity> lol? what
51:00 <Pieter> Mini peoplep
51:00 <^pilot^> i laughed a little bit
51:00 <Ben> Pieter : Why. Do. You. Have. Catfood. Up. Your. NOSE!?
51:00 <Serenity> Pieter go to fucking sleep you're cooked
51:00 <brainz> yeah but the MPLS is managed by the ISP
51:00 <Pieter> Im better than you all are
51:00 <Ben> brainz : ahh... nah we don't
51:00 <Pieter> Bettee? ????
51:00 <^pilot^> about corby's release
51:00 <Serenity> did you
51:00 <Ben> Across separate physical sites?
51:00 <^pilot^> that she's being released to australia, only condition.... smuggled back in 
51:00 <^pilot^> by boat
51:00 <Pieter> You people are so small on this acreen
51:00 <Serenity> lol? what
51:00 <Pieter> Mini peoplep
51:00 <^pilot^> i laughed a little bit
51:00 <Ben> Pieter : Why. Do. You. Have. Catfood. Up. Your. NOSE!?
51:00 <Serenity> Pieter go to fucking sleep you're cooked
51:00 <brainz> yeah but the MPLS is managed by the ISP
51:00 <Pieter> Im better than you all are
51:00 <Ben> brainz : ahh... nah we don't
51:00 <Pieter> Bettee? ????
52:00 <Pieter> Bettee? ????
52:00 <Ben> brainz : If we did, then I know why we can't afford to pay for anything else :P
52:00 <Pieter> Oops mini keyboard mini people
52:00 <brainz> yeah it is expensive
52:00 <simba> 1 more time !
52:00 <whencanibehappy> if you trust a women your dead
52:00 <CannibalClown> tree poin wun for
52:00 <spence> excuse me?
52:00 <Serenity> fuck up whencanibehappy
52:00 <Liinda> WOMAN not A WOMEN
52:00 <Serenity> you chris wanna be
52:00 <Liinda> GRAMMAER PPL
52:00 <Doodle> i've got a tool to fix that Liinda
52:00 <simba> wasnt that three?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> women, if they didn't have cunts you're throw rocks at 'em right?
52:00 <Liinda> fuck
52:00 <Liinda> GRAMMAR
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
52:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
52:00 <CannibalClown> HAHAHAH
52:00 <Liinda> i hate when that happens
52:00 <simba> dont tell me our only hope of these retards getting banned, the auto repeat ban, has been taken down?
52:00 <spence> Women are only good for one thing.................cooking
52:00 <Ben> brainz : If we did, then I know why we can't afford to pay for anything else :P
52:00 <Pieter> Oops mini keyboard mini people
52:00 <brainz> yeah it is expensive
52:00 <Ben> brainz : If we did, then I know why we can't afford to pay for anything else :P
52:00 <Pieter> Oops mini keyboard mini people
52:00 <brainz> yeah it is expensive
53:00 <brainz> like where i work now they have a MPLS that cost them 1.5Mil a year
53:00 <Pieter> Enjoy it :)))()
53:00 <Pieter> Bye
53:00 <Serenity> someone put this idiot out of his misery
53:00 <brainz> but its pretty mission critical stuff
53:00 <Ben> Ah ok
53:00 <Liinda> hi people
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Attila :o)
53:00 <brainz> and needs extreme security
53:00 <Nikky`> Liinda :o)
53:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> ping
53:00 <CannibalClown> pwnt
53:00 <stebie> boom
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals.mp3 (3.92MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 2:51)
53:00 <simba> that was four!!!!!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <spence> suck shit simba
53:00 <Liinda> spence, sit down... i have something important to tell you....
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that trigger
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
53:00 <simba> how can you hate it
53:00 <simba> its all weve got
53:00 <Liinda> some women can't even cook :/
53:00 <Liinda> good for nothings!
53:00 <spence> lmfao
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it because it gets me sometimes
53:00 <Doodle> they have to suck dick instead
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
53:00 <Liinda> ok so food first, then bj's 2nd?
53:00 <brainz> like where i work now they have a MPLS that cost them 1.5Mil a year
53:00 <Pieter> Enjoy it :)))()
53:00 <Pieter> Bye
53:00 <Serenity> someone put this idiot out of his misery
53:00 <brainz> but its pretty mission critical stuff
53:00 <Ben> Ah ok
53:00 <Liinda> hi people
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Attila :o)
53:00 <brainz> and needs extreme security
53:00 <Nikky`> Liinda :o)
53:00 <Ben> Nah it doesn't need to be that secure
53:00 <Attila> hey hey. :)
53:00 <brainz> like where i work now they have a MPLS that cost them 1.5Mil a year
53:00 <Pieter> Enjoy it :)))()
53:00 <Pieter> Bye
53:00 <Serenity> someone put this idiot out of his misery
53:00 <brainz> but its pretty mission critical stuff
53:00 <Ben> Ah ok
53:00 <Liinda> hi people
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Attila :o)
53:00 <brainz> and needs extreme security
53:00 <Nikky`> Liinda :o)
53:00 <Ben> Nah it doesn't need to be that secure
53:00 <Attila> hey hey. :)
54:00 <Ben> Nah it doesn't need to be that secure
54:00 <Attila> hey hey. :)
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhh
54:00 <Ben> We just had a penetration test done
54:00 <Liinda> ;p long time no speak Nikky` 
54:00 <Liinda> hai Attila
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg liinda
54:00 <Attila> hello! :)
54:00 <Ben> And on the first test we had an 85% pass mark
54:00 <Liinda> omfgbbqhax omfgbbqhax
54:00 <brainz> Ben: and
54:00 <couleurs> good thank's n u?
54:00 <Ben> Which is great for us
54:00 <brainz> 85%
54:00 <Nikky`> I know right Liinda
54:00 <Liinda> couleurs good tp hear :P
54:00 <Ben> There are some holes we had to plug, so we're just waiting for a follow up test
54:00 <brainz> so there is a potential for hacking
54:00 <Ben> Yes
54:00 <Doodle> have to have at least one redeeming feature
54:00 <Liinda> or have boobs
54:00 <Doodle> eh why not
54:00 <Doodle> i'm not fussy, i dont have to eat
54:00 <Doodle> food
54:00 <Liinda> LOL
54:00 <Liinda> u can cook for yourself?
54:00 <Doodle> yeah
54:00 <Doodle> i do anyway
54:00 <Liinda> Good man.
54:00 <Liinda> I have repsect for guys who can cook
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhh
54:00 <Ben> We just had a penetration test done
54:00 <Liinda> ;p long time no speak Nikky` 
54:00 <Liinda> hai Attila
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg liinda
54:00 <Attila> hello! :)
54:00 <Ben> And on the first test we had an 85% pass mark
54:00 <Liinda> omfgbbqhax omfgbbqhax
54:00 <brainz> Ben: and
54:00 <couleurs> good thank's n u?
54:00 <Ben> Which is great for us
54:00 <brainz> 85%
54:00 <Nikky`> I know right Liinda
54:00 <Liinda> couleurs good tp hear :P
54:00 <Ben> There are some holes we had to plug, so we're just waiting for a follow up test
54:00 <brainz> so there is a potential for hacking
54:00 <Ben> Yes
54:00 <Ben> We just have to keep on top of it
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhh
54:00 <Ben> We just had a penetration test done
54:00 <Liinda> ;p long time no speak Nikky` 
54:00 <Liinda> hai Attila
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg liinda
54:00 <Attila> hello! :)
54:00 <Ben> And on the first test we had an 85% pass mark
54:00 <Liinda> omfgbbqhax omfgbbqhax
54:00 <brainz> Ben: and
54:00 <couleurs> good thank's n u?
54:00 <Ben> Which is great for us
54:00 <brainz> 85%
54:00 <Nikky`> I know right Liinda
54:00 <Liinda> couleurs good tp hear :P
54:00 <Ben> There are some holes we had to plug, so we're just waiting for a follow up test
54:00 <brainz> so there is a potential for hacking
54:00 <Ben> Yes
54:00 <Ben> We just have to keep on top of it
55:00 <Ben> We just have to keep on top of it
55:00 <brainz> hehe
55:00 <couleurs> :)
55:00 <brainz> followup test
55:00 <Ben> Yup
55:00 <brainz> i bet they charge for that
55:00 <Ben> The remaining 5% is such small stuff that its not critical
55:00 <Ben> Yeah they do
55:00 <Ben> But its worth it
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
55:00 <brainz> what you mean like script injection
55:00 <Ben> We sold it to the business by telling them it could be far worse and lose much more if we didn't do it
55:00 <Doodle> i don't have a choice, i'd starve otherwise
55:00 <Serenity> men who cook a good meal are sexy\
55:00 <Doodle> the cat is a shit cook
55:00 <spence> Hey Liinda have you ever licked an Asian out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the cat is a shit cook
55:00 <Liinda> spence No. asian gives me reflux
55:00 <spence> lmfao
55:00 <spence> me toi
55:00 <Doodle> he is, its always fish with him
55:00 <Doodle> fish fish fish
55:00 <spence> I did it earlier can't stop gurging
55:00 <Liinda> lol 
55:00 <brainz> hehe
55:00 <couleurs> :)
55:00 <brainz> followup test
55:00 <Ben> Yup
55:00 <brainz> i bet they charge for that
55:00 <Ben> The remaining 5% is such small stuff that its not critical
55:00 <Ben> Yeah they do
55:00 <Ben> But its worth it
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
55:00 <brainz> what you mean like script injection
55:00 <Ben> We sold it to the business by telling them it could be far worse and lose much more if we didn't do it
55:00 <brainz> DDoS
55:00 <brainz> hehe
55:00 <couleurs> :)
55:00 <brainz> followup test
55:00 <Ben> Yup
55:00 <brainz> i bet they charge for that
55:00 <Ben> The remaining 5% is such small stuff that its not critical
55:00 <Ben> Yeah they do
55:00 <Ben> But its worth it
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
55:00 <brainz> what you mean like script injection
55:00 <Ben> We sold it to the business by telling them it could be far worse and lose much more if we didn't do it
55:00 <brainz> DDoS
56:00 <brainz> DDoS
56:00 <Ben> Kinda
56:00 <Ben> We gave them a series of IP's
56:00 <Ben> And they try to break in
56:00 <Ben> Run scan
56:00 <Ben> s
56:00 <brainz> haha
56:00 <Ben> DOS attacks etc
56:00 <brainz> not a bad way to make money
56:00 <brainz> i could do that
56:00 <brainz> lol
56:00 <Ben> They actually logged onto sometihng and to prove it sent us screen shots
56:00 <Liinda> wb doc
56:00 <Ben> And we were like.. OH FUCK - FIX IT FIX IT!
56:00 <Liinda> take some Eno spence
56:00 <spence> lolz
56:00 <spence> eno?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he's a fish cat ... the 2 I deal with are meat meat meat ... fish sucks apparently
56:00 <Doodle> lol do they still make thaty
56:00 <Maurice> I bet you always find fur in your meals when he cooks, Doodle
56:00 <Doodle> -y
56:00 <spence> Mylanta
56:00 <Liinda> prob has some MSG in it :P
56:00 <Doodle> i find them in every meal Maurice
56:00 <Doodle> even take away
56:00 <Maurice> Me too and my cat doesn't cook
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <CannibalClown> i can cook sometimes
56:00 <Liinda> Fur would be like the garnish equivalent to parsley, surely
56:00 <Maurice> I was in the car today, something tickling my nose, fucking cat fur
56:00 <Ben> Kinda
56:00 <Ben> We gave them a series of IP's
56:00 <Ben> And they try to break in
56:00 <Ben> Run scan
56:00 <Ben> s
56:00 <brainz> haha
56:00 <Ben> DOS attacks etc
56:00 <brainz> not a bad way to make money
56:00 <brainz> i could do that
56:00 <brainz> lol
56:00 <Ben> They actually logged onto sometihng and to prove it sent us screen shots
56:00 <Liinda> wb doc
56:00 <Ben> And we were like.. OH FUCK - FIX IT FIX IT!
56:00 <brainz> hahaha
56:00 <Ben> Kinda
56:00 <Ben> We gave them a series of IP's
56:00 <Ben> And they try to break in
56:00 <Ben> Run scan
56:00 <Ben> s
56:00 <brainz> haha
56:00 <Ben> DOS attacks etc
56:00 <brainz> not a bad way to make money
56:00 <brainz> i could do that
56:00 <brainz> lol
56:00 <Ben> They actually logged onto sometihng and to prove it sent us screen shots
56:00 <Liinda> wb doc
56:00 <Ben> And we were like.. OH FUCK - FIX IT FIX IT!
56:00 <brainz> hahaha
57:00 <brainz> hahaha
57:00 <doctor> ty Liinda
57:00 <brainz> finding the holes
57:00 <brainz> hmm no good
57:00 <Ben> The next time they tried they emailed us saying it was fixed up and they couldn't get in again
57:00 <brainz> remember block everything
57:00 <Ben> yup
57:00 <Ben> It was also the way some passwords were stored
57:00 <brainz> is that all they do
57:00 <Ben> We had a url that was opened
57:00 <Ben> But not encrypted
57:00 <Ben> And niether were the accounts
57:00 <Ben> So they used an account that hadn't been used for a while
57:00 <Doodle> yeah
57:00 <Doodle> try having facial hair
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a pic that reminded me of Aulds today ... now I'm gonna have to find the fuckin' thing
57:00 <Doodle> its like a cat fur magnet
57:00 <spence> Hey b1 how are ya
57:00 <Liinda> My cat threw up a chunk of fur, poor lil one
57:00 <Maurice> Mine ate a chunk
57:00 <Liinda> she's losing a lot in summer
57:00 <Maurice> He was grooming himself and I thought he was trying to spit it up
57:00 <Doodle> mine ate a chunk of my goatee once
57:00 <Maurice> Nope, he sucked it uplike spaghetti
57:00 <Doodle> i had to shave it off
57:00 <Maurice> Lol
57:00 <Maurice> Asshole
57:00 <spence> My cat killed a possum
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, he's a freak *nods*
57:00 <doctor> ty Liinda
57:00 <brainz> finding the holes
57:00 <brainz> hmm no good
57:00 <Ben> The next time they tried they emailed us saying it was fixed up and they couldn't get in again
57:00 <brainz> remember block everything
57:00 <Ben> yup
57:00 <Ben> It was also the way some passwords were stored
57:00 <brainz> is that all they do
57:00 <Ben> We had a url that was opened
57:00 <Ben> But not encrypted
57:00 <Ben> And niether were the accounts
57:00 <Ben> So they used an account that hadn't been used for a while
57:00 <doctor> ty Liinda
57:00 <brainz> finding the holes
57:00 <brainz> hmm no good
57:00 <Ben> The next time they tried they emailed us saying it was fixed up and they couldn't get in again
57:00 <brainz> remember block everything
57:00 <Ben> yup
57:00 <Ben> It was also the way some passwords were stored
57:00 <brainz> is that all they do
57:00 <Ben> We had a url that was opened
57:00 <Ben> But not encrypted
57:00 <Ben> And niether were the accounts
57:00 <Ben> So they used an account that hadn't been used for a while
58:00 <brainz> wow
58:00 <brainz> not bad
58:00 <Ben> And managed to get the password into clear text which is how they figured it uot
58:00 <Ben> out*
58:00 <brainz> hehe
58:00 <Ben> But we plugged it so it wasn't available from the outside world
58:00 <brainz> hahaha
58:00 <brainz> why that way in the forst place
58:00 <brainz> first*
58:00 <Ben> Badly maintained..
58:00 <Ben> I swear
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fukkk Offf - Im A Freak.mp3 (8.64MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
58:00 <spence> I gave him a snapper as a reward
58:00 <Liinda> Knowing my cat, she'd probably play with the possums
58:00 <Doodle> possums are people too
58:00 <spence> Nah...these possums are fucking noisy as
58:00 <Liinda> She hung out with the rabbit from down the road before
58:00 <Doodle> i dont care
58:00 <Doodle> leave them alone
58:00 <spence> I hunt them every night
58:00 <spence> Killed a few already
58:00 <Maurice> We went on holiday last year, there was a possum in a tree, next thing you hear THUNK, possum on the ground
58:00 <brainz> wow
58:00 <brainz> not bad
58:00 <Ben> And managed to get the password into clear text which is how they figured it uot
58:00 <Ben> out*
58:00 <brainz> hehe
58:00 <Ben> But we plugged it so it wasn't available from the outside world
58:00 <brainz> hahaha
58:00 <brainz> why that way in the forst place
58:00 <brainz> first*
58:00 <Ben> Badly maintained..
58:00 <Ben> I swear
58:00 <brainz> wow
58:00 <brainz> not bad
58:00 <Ben> And managed to get the password into clear text which is how they figured it uot
58:00 <Ben> out*
58:00 <brainz> hehe
58:00 <Ben> But we plugged it so it wasn't available from the outside world
58:00 <brainz> hahaha
58:00 <brainz> why that way in the forst place
58:00 <brainz> first*
58:00 <Ben> Badly maintained..
58:00 <Ben> I swear
59:00 <brainz> i think its got to do with opening it and then forgeting all about ti
59:00 <brainz> yes yes
59:00 <Ben> A couple of the developers we have are crap
59:00 <brainz> not well maintained
59:00 <Ben> They are good at fixing things that are there
59:00 <Ben> But they're not innovating
59:00 <Ben> They won't rebuild their own stuff
59:00 <brainz> ahh ok
59:00 <Ben> I said to our SharePoint guy that he will have to rebuild the environment from scratch cuz it was old
59:00 <Doodle> don't be a dickhead
59:00 <ZeroDistance> possie
59:00 <spence> worst noise they make
59:00 <ZeroDistance> wonder what they taste like
59:00 <Liinda> Yeah my possums are too... one almost made me shit myself when i got home late one night.. freaking thing was sitting on the fence... and gurgled and hissed as i got to the front door.
59:00 <Doodle> possums are protected, imagine the noise you make living in their home
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, reminds me of your spaz ... http://i.imgur.com/IIctNxU.jpg
59:00 <Liinda> Possums have invaded our bungalow and veggie patch
59:00 <spence> Doodle there's 3 possum carcasses here for you
59:00 <Liinda> :/
59:00 <Doodle> no
59:00 <spence> few maggotts but hey
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a possum in the roof still
59:00 <Doodle> your bungalow and vegie patch have invaded the possums
59:00 <brainz> i think its got to do with opening it and then forgeting all about ti
59:00 <brainz> yes yes
59:00 <Ben> A couple of the developers we have are crap
59:00 <brainz> not well maintained
59:00 <Ben> They are good at fixing things that are there
59:00 <Ben> But they're not innovating
59:00 <Ben> They won't rebuild their own stuff
59:00 <brainz> ahh ok
59:00 <Ben> I said to our SharePoint guy that he will have to rebuild the environment from scratch cuz it was old
59:00 <Ben> His answer was that he didn't know how
59:00 <brainz> i think its got to do with opening it and then forgeting all about ti
59:00 <brainz> yes yes
59:00 <Ben> A couple of the developers we have are crap
59:00 <brainz> not well maintained
59:00 <Ben> They are good at fixing things that are there
59:00 <Ben> But they're not innovating
59:00 <Ben> They won't rebuild their own stuff
59:00 <brainz> ahh ok
59:00 <Ben> I said to our SharePoint guy that he will have to rebuild the environment from scratch cuz it was old
59:00 <Ben> His answer was that he didn't know how
00:00 <Ben> His answer was that he didn't know how
00:00 <brainz> hahahaha
00:00 <brainz> hahahah
00:00 <Ben> I was like.. dude, your the SharePoint ARCHITECT and your telling me you have no idea?
00:00 <brainz> serious
00:00 <Ben> Are you shitting me?
00:00 <brainz> hahaha
00:00 <Ben> He then said.. ok then what haves you done
00:00 <Ben> So I was like OK
00:00 <Ben> Installed new SAN
00:00 <Ben> Configured it
00:00 <Ben> Mapped in the fibre for hte blades
00:00 <Liinda> No, we were there before the possums tyvm.
00:00 <Liinda> Wouldn't kill them though. 
00:00 <Liinda> They just scare me
00:00 <Doodle> i can guarantee you they were there first
00:00 <spence> cop that cocksucker
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they scare you?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how can they be scary?
00:00 <brainz> hahahaha
00:00 <brainz> hahahah
00:00 <Ben> I was like.. dude, your the SharePoint ARCHITECT and your telling me you have no idea?
00:00 <brainz> serious
00:00 <Ben> Are you shitting me?
00:00 <brainz> hahaha
00:00 <Ben> He then said.. ok then what haves you done
00:00 <Ben> So I was like OK
00:00 <Ben> Installed new SAN
00:00 <Ben> Configured it
00:00 <Ben> Mapped in the fibre for hte blades
00:00 <Ben> Created new luns
00:00 <brainz> hahahaha
00:00 <brainz> hahahah
00:00 <Ben> I was like.. dude, your the SharePoint ARCHITECT and your telling me you have no idea?
00:00 <brainz> serious
00:00 <Ben> Are you shitting me?
00:00 <brainz> hahaha
00:00 <Ben> He then said.. ok then what haves you done
00:00 <Ben> So I was like OK
00:00 <Ben> Installed new SAN
00:00 <Ben> Configured it
00:00 <Ben> Mapped in the fibre for hte blades
00:00 <Ben> Created new luns
01:00 <Ben> Created new luns
01:00 <Ben> Moved all the VM's to it
01:00 <Ben> Upgraded the firmware in the chassis to the latest and did a flarecode upgrade
01:00 <brainz> sharepoint which is part of windows server
01:00 <Ben> setup maintenance agreements with the vendor etc
01:00 <Ben> He was like.. oh
01:00 <Ben> And goes back to his desk
01:00 <brainz> hahaha
01:00 <loggles> lol ^
01:00 <Liinda> Doodle, been in this house for 34 years, i reckon i was there furst lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they're suck ups ... have something to eat in your hand
01:00 <Liinda> first
01:00 <spence> well they are bigger than u b!
01:00 <spence> B1
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ bigger than I am ... some are
01:00 <Doodle> lol Liinda, and before the house was there there would have been trees
01:00 <spence> U should be scared
01:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1601563_247058975466741_126024880_n.jpg
01:00 <ZeroDistance> linas has a bungalow
01:00 <Liinda> Doodle naw these possums have only been around for about 5 years or so.
01:00 <ZeroDistance> sounds like fun
01:00 <Ben> Moved all the VM's to it
01:00 <Ben> Upgraded the firmware in the chassis to the latest and did a flarecode upgrade
01:00 <brainz> sharepoint which is part of windows server
01:00 <Ben> setup maintenance agreements with the vendor etc
01:00 <Ben> He was like.. oh
01:00 <Ben> And goes back to his desk
01:00 <brainz> hahaha
01:00 <loggles> lol ^
01:00 <Ben> Moved all the VM's to it
01:00 <Ben> Upgraded the firmware in the chassis to the latest and did a flarecode upgrade
01:00 <brainz> sharepoint which is part of windows server
01:00 <Ben> setup maintenance agreements with the vendor etc
01:00 <Ben> He was like.. oh
01:00 <Ben> And goes back to his desk
01:00 <brainz> hahaha
01:00 <loggles> lol ^
02:00 <couleurs> that's what happened to me before...
02:00 <couleurs> so rude
02:00 <loggles> he needs to stop laffing!
02:00 <Ben> haha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleepy
02:00 <Excessive> do it again Ben
02:00 <Excessive> and again
02:00 <Ben> nah
02:00 <Excessive> eheh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> possums don't live that long
02:00 <Liinda> i have a lot of things panadols
02:00 <spence> b1 gets owned by possums lolz
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Liinda's family were there first
02:00 <ZeroDistance> i like how u say that
02:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
02:00 <Liinda> Yeah, the possums came to eat the figs and cucumbers and tomatoes in the garden.
02:00 <Doodle> you have no idea what i mean
02:00 <Liinda> I know what u mean.
02:00 <spence> Hi zerodistance
02:00 <Liinda> but technically speaking, they invaded my house
02:00 <couleurs> that's what happened to me before...
02:00 <couleurs> so rude
02:00 <loggles> he needs to stop laffing!
02:00 <Ben> haha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleepy
02:00 <Excessive> do it again Ben
02:00 <Excessive> and again
02:00 <Ben> nah
02:00 <Excessive> eheh
02:00 <Ben> what.. laugh?
02:00 <couleurs> that's what happened to me before...
02:00 <couleurs> so rude
02:00 <loggles> he needs to stop laffing!
02:00 <Ben> haha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleepy
02:00 <Excessive> do it again Ben
02:00 <Excessive> and again
02:00 <Ben> nah
02:00 <Excessive> eheh
02:00 <Ben> what.. laugh?
03:00 <Ben> what.. laugh?
03:00 <Excessive> aye
03:00 <Ben> never mind
03:00 <Excessive> I was agreein, not askin
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <spence> who the fuck are u
03:00 <ZeroDistance> sup bud
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
03:00 <ZeroDistance> pandas
03:00 <peace> spence
03:00 <peace> b1
03:00 <Liinda> I just died my hair
03:00 <Bastardly_One> retard hour is nearly complete
03:00 <spence> fuck off
03:00 <Liinda> *dyed
03:00 <ZeroDistance> goin back outside to read, this novel is brilliant
03:00 <peace> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1653920_1435583856677058_1641705259_n.jpg
03:00 <spence> sup peace
03:00 <Bastardly_One> evening chris ... how goes
03:00 <peace> whats that look like
03:00 <peace> it could be a latch
03:00 <peace> if had money to make it
03:00 <spence> lol b1 u suckhole
03:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a vag in ascii
03:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
03:00 <Excessive> aye
03:00 <Ben> never mind
03:00 <Excessive> I was agreein, not askin
03:00 <Excessive> aye
03:00 <Ben> never mind
03:00 <Excessive> I was agreein, not askin
04:00 <Ben> oh right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's just my mind
04:00 <Liinda> spence do u have a man crush on Bastardly_One
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, yes he does
04:00 <simba> looks like a snake with another head coming out of it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the best stalkers
04:00 <Liinda> its kinda like the school yard, where the person who teases the other usually luffs them :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, I know ... that was the most obnoxious answer I had at the time though
04:00 <simba> u rock dude
04:00 <spence> Liinda yes I do u fucking goosepickle
04:00 <Liinda> its a snake DP
04:00 <Ben> oh right
04:00 <Ben> oh right
05:00 <Liinda> lol goosepickle
05:00 <spence> lol
05:00 <spence> that's u :D
05:00 <Liinda> if someone ever called me that in anger i'd piss myself laughing 
05:00 <Liinda> like literally. i wouldnt be able to hold it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Liinda
05:00 <spence> laugh it up cause I'm aaannngggttyyy
05:00 <spence> angry 
05:00 <Liinda> angtttyyy
05:00 <spence> Lol
05:00 <Liinda> :P
06:00 <stompin> cunzt
06:00 <Liinda> stompy
06:00 <Doodle> do you have your period spence
06:00 <spence> hehehe :)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he's off his dial by the way ...
06:00 <Liinda> i like spence.
06:00 <Liinda> he's random
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he always has his period around me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> until I ruin it by laughing
06:00 <Liinda> you all are actually
06:00 <spence> b1 die of lung disease already
06:00 <spence> you midget
06:00 <stompin> cunzt
06:00 <Liinda> stompy
06:00 <stompin> Liinda!
06:00 <Liinda> *cuntz
06:00 <stompin> how are u
06:00 <stompin> cunzt
06:00 <Liinda> stompy
06:00 <stompin> Liinda!
06:00 <Liinda> *cuntz
06:00 <stompin> how are u
07:00 <stompin> Liinda!
07:00 <Liinda> *cuntz
07:00 <stompin> how are u
07:00 <stompin> Nikky` ;)
07:00 <Liinda> good hows i
07:00 <Liinda> u
07:00 <Nikky`> stompin ;o)
07:00 <stompin> see how long my net lats for
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes, lets shall see
07:00 <stompin> good, had a nice day on the river
07:00 <Liinda> noice
07:00 <Nikky`> I hope you put sunscreen on
07:00 <Liinda> he was probably naked in the river
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll die of liver failure first I reckon
07:00 <Liinda> Awh, so what are u boys doing for valentines?
07:00 <Liinda> :P
07:00 <spence> Oh shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm almost willing to put bets on it
07:00 <Doodle> masturbating in my own faeces
07:00 <peace> i'm sober
07:00 <Liinda> sexy
07:00 <Doodle> isnt it
07:00 <spence> ill have 50 b1
07:00 <peace> stoned but
07:00 <peace> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Me? I'm taking my hand out for dinner
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it kind of deserves it
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Liinda> Left or right?
07:00 <simba> you cant be sober and stoned
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for all the work it does
07:00 <Doodle> i'm sober and stoned
07:00 <Liinda> Im Stoned Sour
07:00 <peace> i not drunk
07:00 <Bastardly_One> right ... my left hand and I are fighting
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <stompin> Nikky` ;)
07:00 <Liinda> good hows i
07:00 <Liinda> u
07:00 <Nikky`> stompin ;o)
07:00 <stompin> see how long my net lats for
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes, lets shall see
07:00 <stompin> good, had a nice day on the river
07:00 <Liinda> noice
07:00 <Nikky`> I hope you put sunscreen on
07:00 <Liinda> he was probably naked in the river
07:00 <Nikky`> probably
07:00 <stompin> Nikky` ;)
07:00 <Liinda> good hows i
07:00 <Liinda> u
07:00 <Nikky`> stompin ;o)
07:00 <stompin> see how long my net lats for
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes, lets shall see
07:00 <stompin> good, had a nice day on the river
07:00 <Liinda> noice
07:00 <Nikky`> I hope you put sunscreen on
07:00 <Liinda> he was probably naked in the river
07:00 <Nikky`> probably
08:00 <Nikky`> probably
08:00 <Nikky`> Why he had a nice day..everyone ran off, river to himself
08:00 <Liinda> stinky mR`KoLO
08:00 <Liinda> lmao Nikky`
08:00 <Nikky`> Nice ploy
08:00 <Liinda> even the fish flew out the river
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <stompin> no no no
08:00 <stompin> i was wakeboarding on the river
08:00 <stompin> old mate on the river hit a log, had to tow him back to the ramp he did a couple grand damage to his bpoat
08:00 <Liinda> lol Bastardly_One
08:00 <spence> Lol you'll die first... Pills weed depo big e...tripping mate
08:00 <Liinda> anyone watch that schappelle thingy tonight?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
08:00 <simba> sober is not being affected by anything
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna watch the INXS one
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but I kind of got distracted
08:00 <Liinda> yeah im not much of a fan of inxs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then ended up on here
08:00 <Liinda> shiny things Bastardly_One?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
08:00 <Nikky`> Why he had a nice day..everyone ran off, river to himself
08:00 <Liinda> stinky mR`KoLO
08:00 <Liinda> lmao Nikky`
08:00 <Nikky`> Nice ploy
08:00 <Liinda> even the fish flew out the river
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <stompin> no no no
08:00 <stompin> i was wakeboarding on the river
08:00 <stompin> old mate on the river hit a log, had to tow him back to the ramp he did a couple grand damage to his bpoat
08:00 <Liinda> shit thats crap
08:00 <Nikky`> Why he had a nice day..everyone ran off, river to himself
08:00 <Liinda> stinky mR`KoLO
08:00 <Liinda> lmao Nikky`
08:00 <Nikky`> Nice ploy
08:00 <Liinda> even the fish flew out the river
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <stompin> no no no
08:00 <stompin> i was wakeboarding on the river
08:00 <stompin> old mate on the river hit a log, had to tow him back to the ramp he did a couple grand damage to his bpoat
08:00 <Liinda> shit thats crap
09:00 <Liinda> shit thats crap
09:00 <Liinda> luckily he didnt get hurt aye
09:00 <Nikky`> bummer
09:00 <stompin> just the boat, it was fucking loud bang
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm worse than a magpie
09:00 <Liinda> i feel u
09:00 <spence> Simba u are defs the pussiest cunt on irc
09:00 <Bastardly_One> OH LOOK!
09:00 <Liinda> a kitty!!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *gets distracted again*
09:00 <simba> prove it
09:00 <spence> pussier than Chris and beehhh
09:00 <British^Meat> Oh no you dínt!!
09:00 <spence> so Pussy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah that's me all over ... classes are gonna be interesting in a week
09:00 <Liinda> what classes?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how the hell I am going to pay attention for 3hrs each class
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just doing an IT course for the year
09:00 <Liinda> luckily he didnt get hurt aye
09:00 <Nikky`> bummer
09:00 <stompin> just the boat, it was fucking loud bang
09:00 <Nikky`> I bet
09:00 <Liinda> luckily he didnt get hurt aye
09:00 <Nikky`> bummer
09:00 <stompin> just the boat, it was fucking loud bang
09:00 <Nikky`> I bet
10:00 <Nikky`> I bet
10:00 <Liinda> brb, i have ice cream in the freezer
10:00 <stompin> an hour to tow the fuckers back to the ramp
10:00 <stompin> i have beer :d
10:00 <spence> magpies look funny when its hot lol
10:00 <Liinda> Ah cool.
10:00 <spence> Beak open n shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll leave water out for birds if I see that
10:00 <Liinda> i felt sad today, i saw a crow suffering in the heat
10:00 <spence> lol
10:00 <spence> Liinda was its beak wide open
10:00 <Liinda> i love crows, they are beautiful
10:00 <Liinda> yeah spence :( i as driving though
10:00 <Liinda> brb, i have ice cream in the freezer
10:00 <stompin> an hour to tow the fuckers back to the ramp
10:00 <stompin> i have beer :d
10:00 <Liinda> brb, i have ice cream in the freezer
10:00 <stompin> an hour to tow the fuckers back to the ramp
10:00 <stompin> i have beer :d
11:00 <Nikky`> hour? that was a long tow
11:00 <Nikky`> I has water
11:00 <Nikky`> the rebel I am
11:00 <Liinda> i have a bird bath in the yard
11:00 <Bastardly_One> crows used to bring me good luck I believe
11:00 <spence> Lol they easy to catch when they doing that
11:00 <spence> then you can torture them lol
11:00 <Doodle> why would you want to catch them
11:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Liinda> I care for animals, wouldnt hurt them.
11:00 <Doodle> why are you such a dickhead
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
11:00 <spence> Good feed doodle
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
11:00 <Nikky`> hour? that was a long tow
11:00 <Nikky`> I has water
11:00 <Nikky`> the rebel I am
11:00 <Nikky`> hour? that was a long tow
11:00 <Nikky`> I has water
11:00 <Nikky`> the rebel I am
12:00 <spence> can anyone take a joke
12:00 <simba> do u eat meat Liinda
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you're talking to 3 animal lovers
12:00 <spence> fucking fags
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not really a wise move
12:00 <Liinda> Bacon goes on trees
12:00 <Liinda> *grows
12:00 <spence> stfu b1 were through
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Liinda> simba, I eat meat. I eat food to survive. I wouldn't go out and hurt an animal for the kicks.
12:00 <spence> lolz
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's something my other stalker would say
13:00 <stompin> yerppppppp
13:00 <stompin> we were way yp stream
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its soo hot
13:00 <omfgbbqhax>  22 atm
13:00 <simba> then youre a fucking user
13:00 <British^Meat> heh meat awesome
13:00 <Liinda> rather be a user than an abuser
13:00 <spence> lol how am I your stalker
13:00 <simba> but.. the user gains from the abusers work?
13:00 <spence> wanker
13:00 <spence> you want me to stalk you obviously
13:00 <Liinda> i can see what ur saying simba.
13:00 <stompin> yerppppppp
13:00 <stompin> we were way yp stream
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its soo hot
13:00 <omfgbbqhax>  22 atm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Being naked is not helping
13:00 <stompin> yerppppppp
13:00 <stompin> we were way yp stream
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its soo hot
13:00 <omfgbbqhax>  22 atm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Being naked is not helping
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Being naked is not helping
14:00 <loggles> u need aircon
14:00 <Nikky`> Oh well, at least you were there to help
14:00 <Nikky`> I do need aircon
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not where I live
14:00 <loggles> its still 25 here
14:00 <loggles> im naked with aircon
14:00 <loggles> its nice
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> shllliiiinnndaaa
14:00 <simba> someones gotta do teh dirty stuff
14:00 <Liinda> i accept that the food i eat, comes from an animal.
14:00 <simba> they should b respected not put down as killers
14:00 <Liinda> we're human. circle of life.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if a woman claims to be vegan or vegetarian ... don't date them
14:00 <spence> Thank you simba
14:00 <Liinda> doesn't mean i am happy going out to torture animals for the fuck of it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no way are you getting blown if they don't eat meat :P
14:00 <simba> nobody is talking to you spence
14:00 <simba> its not for the fuck of it, its to survive like you said
14:00 <loggles> u need aircon
14:00 <Nikky`> Oh well, at least you were there to help
14:00 <Nikky`> I do need aircon
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not where I live
14:00 <loggles> its still 25 here
14:00 <loggles> im naked with aircon
14:00 <loggles> its nice
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> shllliiiinnndaaa
14:00 <loggles> u need aircon
14:00 <Nikky`> Oh well, at least you were there to help
14:00 <Nikky`> I do need aircon
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not where I live
14:00 <loggles> its still 25 here
14:00 <loggles> im naked with aircon
14:00 <loggles> its nice
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> shllliiiinnndaaa
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
15:00 <Nikky`> I only have my shitty fan
15:00 <Nikky`> but it usually is ok during night when cooler
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewww
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Eaty
15:00 <Nikky`> Night Night omfgbbqhax *smacks your arse on way out*
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sweaty
15:00 <spence> just let me think they are simba
15:00 <Liinda> so it brings me back to saying, i dont go out and abuse the animals.
15:00 <Liinda> i dont even kill spiders
15:00 <spence> I'm a slaughterman by trade 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be in heaps of trouble if in the wild and no pigs around ... I don't like the texture of red meat
15:00 <simba> spiders are our friends
15:00 <spence> Spiders are awesome
15:00 <Doodle> thanks mum
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
15:00 <Nikky`> I only have my shitty fan
15:00 <Nikky`> but it usually is ok during night when cooler
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewww
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Eaty
15:00 <Nikky`> Night Night omfgbbqhax *smacks your arse on way out*
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sweaty
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
15:00 <Nikky`> I only have my shitty fan
15:00 <Nikky`> but it usually is ok during night when cooler
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewww
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Eaty
15:00 <Nikky`> Night Night omfgbbqhax *smacks your arse on way out*
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sweaty
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> OHH VAGINA
16:00 <Nikky`> haha i'm not sweaty
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINNAAA
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nite
16:00 <spence> pigs are filth
16:00 <Liinda> i love bacon
16:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... pigs are cool
16:00 <spence> I like pork though...beef owns
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <Liinda> im not into pork fillet tho
16:00 <spence> lol pigs
16:00 <simba> nobody even knows what to believe
16:00 <Liinda> and i like lamb
16:00 <Liinda> beef tastes gross
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> OHH VAGINA
16:00 <Nikky`> haha i'm not sweaty
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINNAAA
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nite
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> OHH VAGINA
16:00 <Nikky`> haha i'm not sweaty
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINNAAA
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nite
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is as boring as big brother filmed in a convent
17:00 <loggles> if big brother were filmed in a convent i might actually watch it
17:00 <Nikky`> So what else is new stompin?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I really don't like the texture of red meat
17:00 <spence> they eat their own shit all day that's why Muslims don't eat them
17:00 <Liinda> but pigs are intelligent
17:00 <Bastardly_One> very
17:00 <Liinda> and orgasm for 30 mins ata  time
17:00 <Liinda> who wouldn't want to worship them
17:00 <spence> They have the mentallity of a 3 yr old liinda
17:00 <brainz> haha talking meat are we how about this http://youtu.be/ZRuSS0iiFyo
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia (Full Length Documentary) (Jun 13, 2012) 53:31 - Category: News and Politics - 5,999,880 views - 42,254 likes (95.9%), 1,791 dislikes (4.1%)
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is as boring as big brother filmed in a convent
17:00 <loggles> if big brother were filmed in a convent i might actually watch it
17:00 <Nikky`> So what else is new stompin?
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is as boring as big brother filmed in a convent
17:00 <loggles> if big brother were filmed in a convent i might actually watch it
17:00 <Nikky`> So what else is new stompin?
18:00 <stompin> not mucccccccccch
18:00 <spence> not too smart
18:00 <Liinda> spence thats more than any other animal!
18:00 <spence> N they eat shit all day lol
18:00 <simba> brainz has been itchin for a meat segway all day
18:00 <Bastardly_One> brainz is that the Vice doco?
18:00 <brainz> yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad doco that
18:00 <spence> sup brainz
18:00 <brainz> sup
18:00 <stompin> not mucccccccccch
18:00 <stompin> not mucccccccccch
19:00 <Nikky`> oooook
19:00 <brainz> spence hows it all going
19:00 <spence> fuck all man I'm still pokie free bruv
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <spence> n loving life
19:00 <simba> you had a gambling addiction you had to control?
19:00 <Liinda> no slots eh
19:00 <brainz> thats what i like to hear
19:00 <spence> was with my daughter all weekend man
19:00 <brainz> now you are really on track
19:00 <Nikky`> oooook
19:00 <Nikky`> oooook
20:00 <Immutable> I keep having this recurring dream where I'm in high school doing my HSC for the second time
20:00 <Liinda> so many of u have kids
20:00 <brainz> hows it all feel
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My kid is the same age as spence
20:00 <spence> I feel better man plus I saved my money
20:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One is spence actually ur kid?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, I hope his mother isn't named Yvonne
20:00 <brainz> thats what its all about
20:00 <Liinda> kinda explains the abuse lol
20:00 <simba> dude he's in his thirties, he is not 19
20:00 <spence> my daughter taller than u b1....she's 3
20:00 <brainz> soon spence ill be asking for a loan hehe
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, heh ... maybe
20:00 <simba> id bet my dads dick on it
20:00 <Immutable> I keep having this recurring dream where I'm in high school doing my HSC for the second time
20:00 <Immutable> I keep having this recurring dream where I'm in high school doing my HSC for the second time
21:00 <stompin> ;)
21:00 <Liinda> lol simba
21:00 <brainz> haha im jk spence
21:00 <spence> Simba I'm 52 u idiot
21:00 <spence> I got money brainz
21:00 <Liinda> lol ur a bit old to have a 3yo
21:00 <stompin> ;)
21:00 <Immutable> and it picks up where it left off
21:00 <stompin> ;)
21:00 <Immutable> and it picks up where it left off
22:00 <Immutable> and it picks up where it left off
22:00 <Liinda> mmm this ice cream is soooo gooooood
22:00 <loggles> what flavour
22:00 <Immutable> penis
22:00 <Liinda> white choc milk choc and dark choc
22:00 <loggles> that does sound good
22:00 <Excessive> choc choc choc
22:00 <spence> I even support parasites like simba n b1
22:00 <Liinda> unless ur woman is 20
22:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine that though ... some little 19yr old fuck starts trolling me and it's like ... oh, hi dad!
22:00 <simba> ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't count
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 20
22:00 <Liinda> lol
22:00 <brainz> haha spence
22:00 <spence> Yup brainz
22:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I can count
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he is 19
22:00 <spence> that's life I guess
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oop
22:00 <Bastardly_One> s
22:00 <Liinda> brb food beckons
22:00 <brainz> enjoy spence
22:00 <Liinda> mmm this ice cream is soooo gooooood
22:00 <loggles> what flavour
22:00 <Immutable> penis
22:00 <Liinda> white choc milk choc and dark choc
22:00 <loggles> that does sound good
22:00 <Excessive> choc choc choc
22:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
22:00 <Liinda> mmm this ice cream is soooo gooooood
22:00 <loggles> what flavour
22:00 <Immutable> penis
22:00 <Liinda> white choc milk choc and dark choc
22:00 <loggles> that does sound good
22:00 <Excessive> choc choc choc
22:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
23:00 <Liinda> nom nom nom
23:00 <stompin> what ice cream
23:00 <spence> I will man
23:00 <spence> its my birthday on the 18th
23:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me ... stay childless ... get a couple of cats or dogs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> much easier
23:00 <brainz> happy birthday
23:00 <spence> weak cunt b1
23:00 <spence> Lol not yet brainz
23:00 <stompin> what ice cream
23:00 <stompin> what ice cream
24:00 <brainz> happy birthday anyway
24:00 <Serenity> is spence really 20?
24:00 <simba> NO
24:00 <spence> no brainz its unlucky
24:00 <spence> I'm 19
24:00 <brainz> ok
24:00 <simba> hi mish
24:00 <Serenity> rofl and you tried to pull that 'when i was your age' shit on me the other day?
24:00 <Serenity> piss off
25:00 <stompin> dang
25:00 <stompin> better not be the start
25:00 <Nikky`> It might
25:00 <Liinda> blue ribbon
25:00 <Serenity> ive got a neice thats older than you
25:00 <simba> hes in his thirties
25:00 <spence> Lol
25:00 <simba> .
25:00 <bored_biATCHHH> hello =)
25:00 <Liinda> mm biscuits
25:00 <spence> no I'm not simba
25:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/3qBFByTfh-k
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Am Bruce Lee - Documentary (Jan 5, 2014) 01:30:14 - Category: Film and Animation - 253,192 views - 1,470 likes (96%), 62 dislikes (4%)
25:00 <spence> I'm 19
25:00 <Liinda> and u have a 3 yo?
25:00 <stompin> dang
25:00 <stompin> better not be the start
25:00 <Nikky`> It might
25:00 <Liinda> blue ribbon
25:00 <Nikky`> but you lasted lot longer than usual
25:00 <Nikky`> so wd
25:00 <stompin> dang
25:00 <stompin> better not be the start
25:00 <Nikky`> It might
25:00 <Liinda> blue ribbon
25:00 <Nikky`> but you lasted lot longer than usual
25:00 <Nikky`> so wd
26:00 <Nikky`> but you lasted lot longer than usual
26:00 <Nikky`> so wd
26:00 <stompin> lol
26:00 <Liinda> have u been taking PE meds?
26:00 <Nikky`> fuck I am over my shoulder being sore
26:00 <Excessive> wat's ur modem logs say stompin?
26:00 <spence> Yup
26:00 <Liinda> dude... u were too young to be poking girls
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and already a pokie and alcohol addiction
26:00 <Serenity> infact ive probably got a nephew older than some of the people in here -.-
26:00 <slower> no matter what age, still very imature
26:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a good old country bogan
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how old is your nephew?
26:00 <spence> b1 how's your bongs going 
26:00 <Serenity> he'd be turning 26 this year
26:00 <spence> Hope your lungs don't collapse
26:00 <stompin> lol
26:00 <Liinda> have u been taking PE meds?
26:00 <Nikky`> fuck I am over my shoulder being sore
26:00 <Excessive> wat's ur modem logs say stompin?
26:00 <stompin> lol
26:00 <Liinda> have u been taking PE meds?
26:00 <Nikky`> fuck I am over my shoulder being sore
26:00 <Excessive> wat's ur modem logs say stompin?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> good ... it's minding it's own business
27:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that
27:00 <Liinda> is he hot and single Serenity?
27:00 <Liinda> lol
27:00 <spence> from the emphysema
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gone one glued to my chest
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *got one
27:00 <Serenity> ive never met him Liinda lol
27:00 <Serenity> his mother took off before he was born
27:00 <Liinda> lmao how come
27:00 <Liinda> oh thats shit
27:00 <Serenity> my brother was only 16 when this happened
27:00 <Liinda> selfish act on her part. denying him family
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I find it hard to believe I've got a son 20 at the end of this year .... 25 was an interesting year all round for me
27:00 <stompin> Excessive: ive had a dozen visits by telstra
27:00 <stompin> Excessive: ive had a dozen visits by telstra
28:00 <stompin> Excessive: ive had a dozen visits by telstra
28:00 <stompin> they cant seem to fix it and ive given up
28:00 <Excessive> is y I asked abt ur modem
28:00 <Excessive> the line can be fine
28:00 <stompin> keeps line sync just drops a POO load of pockets
28:00 <couleurs> u rok Liinda 
28:00 <stompin> its not our modems.
28:00 <spence> How old are ya serenity
28:00 <spence> tell me n ill tell u how old I really am
28:00 <Liinda> and in all these years, nothing?
28:00 <Serenity> im 27.. ive been pretty open about it
28:00 <Liinda> spence is really 23
28:00 <spence> Nah I'm 30
28:00 <Serenity> im 28 in novemeber
28:00 <spence> 31 on 18th
28:00 <Liinda> u youg kidlets
28:00 <stompin> they cant seem to fix it and ive given up
28:00 <Excessive> is y I asked abt ur modem
28:00 <Excessive> the line can be fine
28:00 <stompin> keeps line sync just drops a POO load of pockets
28:00 <couleurs> u rok Liinda 
28:00 <stompin> its not our modems.
28:00 <Excessive> but like ........... I've recently had troubles and couln't work out y till I looked at my modem
28:00 <stompin> we've got 3
28:00 <stompin> they cant seem to fix it and ive given up
28:00 <Excessive> is y I asked abt ur modem
28:00 <Excessive> the line can be fine
28:00 <stompin> keeps line sync just drops a POO load of pockets
28:00 <couleurs> u rok Liinda 
28:00 <stompin> its not our modems.
28:00 <Excessive> but like ........... I've recently had troubles and couln't work out y till I looked at my modem
28:00 <stompin> we've got 3
29:00 <Excessive> but like ........... I've recently had troubles and couln't work out y till I looked at my modem
29:00 <stompin> we've got 3
29:00 <Excessive> so my line was fine, except that the modem was sayin that there were 2 IP's that I had dos attacks from
29:00 <Excessive> on an hourly timer
29:00 <brainz> Batman Dark Knight Rises 720p 2012
29:00 <spence> Born 83
29:00 <Liinda> i was born 79
29:00 <spence> I wish Liinda
29:00 <Liinda> 31 is a good age spence. enjoy it
29:00 <Excessive> so my line was fine, except that the modem was sayin that there were 2 IP's that I had dos attacks from
29:00 <Excessive> on an hourly timer
29:00 <Excessive> so my line was fine, except that the modem was sayin that there were 2 IP's that I had dos attacks from
29:00 <Excessive> on an hourly timer
30:00 <Immutable> :(
30:00 <Immutable> ten dora
30:00 <Excessive> so I had to look the IP's up and send through complaints to their ISP's and a few days later it all stopped
30:00 <Nikky`> I would pay that for it to stop hurting
30:00 <Nikky`> No happy ending tho
30:00 <spence> yeah I'm still pretty horny
30:00 <Liinda> lol i dont think guys ever stop that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we do
30:00 <spence> lol
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Liinda> its just ur bits stop working
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just not 24/7 ... only 23/7
30:00 <Liinda> lol BlackDevil
30:00 <Liinda> oops
30:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One
30:00 <spence> Lmfao b1
30:00 <simba> was gonna say... nobodys laughed at BlackDevil before
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
30:00 <Immutable> :(
30:00 <Immutable> ten dora
30:00 <Excessive> so I had to look the IP's up and send through complaints to their ISP's and a few days later it all stopped
30:00 <Nikky`> I would pay that for it to stop hurting
30:00 <Nikky`> No happy ending tho
30:00 <Immutable> :(
30:00 <Immutable> ten dora
30:00 <Excessive> so I had to look the IP's up and send through complaints to their ISP's and a few days later it all stopped
30:00 <Nikky`> I would pay that for it to stop hurting
30:00 <Nikky`> No happy ending tho
31:00 <Immutable> girl why you no lie happy endine
31:00 <Liinda> anyone watching the movie I am number 4?
31:00 <stompin> nope
31:00 <Liinda> hehe
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not with him you mean
31:00 <spence> Stfu simba
31:00 <simba> not ever
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hush or he'll try and get my attention with a shit link to distract me
31:00 <Liinda> isnt BlackDevil a bot?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> works more times than not
31:00 <spence> nope
31:00 <simba> oh, if only
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he's an american
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ if only
31:00 <Immutable> girl why you no lie happy endine
31:00 <Liinda> anyone watching the movie I am number 4?
31:00 <stompin> nope
31:00 <Nikky`> nope
31:00 <stompin> im watching debbie does dallas j/k
31:00 <Nikky`> I lie
31:00 <Immutable> girl why you no lie happy endine
31:00 <Liinda> anyone watching the movie I am number 4?
31:00 <stompin> nope
31:00 <Nikky`> nope
31:00 <stompin> im watching debbie does dallas j/k
31:00 <Nikky`> I lie
32:00 <Nikky`> nope
32:00 <stompin> im watching debbie does dallas j/k
32:00 <Nikky`> I lie
32:00 <Excessive> I am number 1 Liinda :P
32:00 <Liinda> first is the worst
32:00 <Liinda> second is the best
32:00 <Liinda> 3rd is the one with the hairy chest
32:00 <Liinda> same same
32:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I might push gremlinz too far though
32:00 <Excessive> I am number 1 Liinda :P
32:00 <Liinda> first is the worst
32:00 <Liinda> second is the best
32:00 <Liinda> 3rd is the one with the hairy chest
32:00 <Excessive> I am number 1 Liinda :P
32:00 <Liinda> first is the worst
32:00 <Liinda> second is the best
32:00 <Liinda> 3rd is the one with the hairy chest
33:00 <Excessive> better than the best*
33:00 <spence> Omfg
33:00 <Liinda> never seen gremlinz talk
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he does ... sometimes
33:00 <Liinda> actually a lot of people just be in the background
33:00 <spence> He went off at me the other night
33:00 <Bastardly_One> usually when I mention how much the oppers of this network suck
33:00 <Excessive> better than the best*
33:00 <Liinda> im not singing tina turner
33:00 <Excessive> better than the best*
33:00 <Liinda> im not singing tina turner
34:00 <Liinda> im not singing tina turner
34:00 <Excessive> that's better than all the rest
34:00 <Liinda> oh yeh
34:00 <Liinda> so what the hell are u saying then :P
34:00 <Excessive> lmao
34:00 <Excessive> noffin
34:00 <spence> but who doesn't
34:00 <spence> the do suck though
34:00 <Liinda> everyone sucks?
34:00 <simba> spence sings "dont you know that rome wasnt built in a day.... hey hey hey...." whilst sobbing and cutting himself on his bathroom floor
34:00 <spence> they
34:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FmognvrztU
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Morcheeba - Rome Wasn't Built In A Day (Jul 26, 2008) 3:40 - Category: Music - 5,725,824 views - 20,587 likes (99.1%), 197 dislikes (0.9%)
34:00 <spence> lol simba
34:00 <Excessive> that's better than all the rest
34:00 <Liinda> oh yeh
34:00 <Liinda> so what the hell are u saying then :P
34:00 <Excessive> lmao
34:00 <Excessive> noffin
34:00 <Excessive> that's better than all the rest
34:00 <Liinda> oh yeh
34:00 <Liinda> so what the hell are u saying then :P
34:00 <Excessive> lmao
34:00 <Excessive> noffin
35:00 <Liinda> stooopid head
35:00 <Excessive> lol
35:00 <Excessive> actually I'll show u
35:00 <Liinda> oooh
35:00 <couleurs> sara lee ice cream is good btw
35:00 <couleurs> fyi
35:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, full service lie u git dah finger u get dah cunniling u get dah secs u get dah asian baby happy endine
35:00 <spence> Had to listen to wrecking ball all weekend
35:00 <spence> miah loves miley
35:00 <Liinda> why lol
35:00 <Liinda> lol oh
35:00 <Liinda> stooopid head
35:00 <Excessive> lol
35:00 <Liinda> stooopid head
35:00 <Excessive> lol
36:00 <Liinda> couleurs i normally by Aurora gelato in massive tubs
36:00 <Liinda> i feel stupid reading what Immutable just typed
36:00 <Nikky`> wtf..I only got half of that
36:00 <couleurs> show off!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <spence> banging it on her iPad flat out
36:00 <Liinda> 3 yo and has an ipad?
36:00 <spence> and in the night garden
36:00 <Liinda> far out
36:00 <simba> lolololol
36:00 <spence> head doer....
36:00 <simba> you dont have a child with mandyjane do you?
36:00 <brainz> i got one of them
36:00 <Excessive> actually I'll show u
36:00 <Liinda> oooh
36:00 <couleurs> sara lee ice cream is good btw
36:00 <couleurs> fyi
36:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, full service lie u git dah finger u get dah cunniling u get dah secs u get dah asian baby happy endine
36:00 <Liinda> couleurs i normally by Aurora gelato in massive tubs
36:00 <Liinda> i feel stupid reading what Immutable just typed
36:00 <Nikky`> wtf..I only got half of that
36:00 <couleurs> show off!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Excessive> actually I'll show u
36:00 <Liinda> oooh
36:00 <couleurs> sara lee ice cream is good btw
36:00 <couleurs> fyi
36:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, full service lie u git dah finger u get dah cunniling u get dah secs u get dah asian baby happy endine
36:00 <Liinda> couleurs i normally by Aurora gelato in massive tubs
36:00 <Liinda> i feel stupid reading what Immutable just typed
36:00 <Nikky`> wtf..I only got half of that
36:00 <couleurs> show off!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <Liinda> oh hunneyyyy, wai yew don laaaiiiii
37:00 <Excessive> Liinda, it's a line from this song .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KMFDM - Megalomaniac (Feb 12, 2009) 6:08 - Category: Music - 600,276 views - 3,014 likes (97.9%), 65 dislikes (2.1%)
37:00 <couleurs> wish i was an aurora gelato 
37:00 <Liinda> Oh good song, i know i
37:00 <Liinda> t
37:00 <Excessive> :D
37:00 <Liinda> i hear you on the radddddiooooooooo
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
37:00 <Liinda> megaaa lomaniaaacc your no jesusssss
37:00 <brainz> ipad retina mini
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah parents annoy me these days Liinda
37:00 <brainz> i also got a mac air 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My two nieces have their own tablets and have for ages
37:00 <brainz> hehe
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're like 5 and 7
37:00 <brainz> selling the bullshit windows 7 laptop
37:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One yup, my kids won't be getting technology until they value proper fun by playing outdoors
37:00 <brainz> piss it off
37:00 <Liinda> oh hunneyyyy, wai yew don laaaiiiii
37:00 <Excessive> Liinda, it's a line from this song .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KMFDM - Megalomaniac (Feb 12, 2009) 6:08 - Category: Music - 600,276 views - 3,014 likes (97.9%), 65 dislikes (2.1%)
37:00 <couleurs> wish i was an aurora gelato 
37:00 <Liinda> Oh good song, i know i
37:00 <Liinda> t
37:00 <Excessive> :D
37:00 <Liinda> oh hunneyyyy, wai yew don laaaiiiii
37:00 <Excessive> Liinda, it's a line from this song .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KMFDM - Megalomaniac (Feb 12, 2009) 6:08 - Category: Music - 600,276 views - 3,014 likes (97.9%), 65 dislikes (2.1%)
37:00 <couleurs> wish i was an aurora gelato 
37:00 <Liinda> Oh good song, i know i
37:00 <Liinda> t
37:00 <Excessive> :D
38:00 <Liinda> someting something
38:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, yoo git ripped orrr
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure whatever happens to kids playing outside and stuff
38:00 <Bastardly_One> snap Liinda
38:00 <Liinda> =)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> agree totally ... I know what technology did to me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wasn't BORN with it
38:00 <spence> Miahs a gun on her ipad
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who finally banned Waix?
38:00 <Liinda> Yup... i had grown up with atart cartriges and blocky graphics.
38:00 <Liinda> i hear you on the radddddiooooooooo
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
38:00 <Liinda> megaaa lomaniaaacc your no jesusssss
38:00 <Liinda> someting something
38:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, yoo git ripped orrr
38:00 <Nikky`> err
38:00 <Liinda> i hear you on the radddddiooooooooo
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
38:00 <Liinda> megaaa lomaniaaacc your no jesusssss
38:00 <Liinda> someting something
38:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, yoo git ripped orrr
38:00 <Nikky`> err
39:00 <Nikky`> err
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> ,msan imagine going into that room
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> sound room thing
39:00 <Liinda> *atari
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I was older before that stuff came out
39:00 <spence> I want my Atari back
39:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to you lot born with it
39:00 <Doodle> heh atart
39:00 <brainz> hmm a drop of scotch
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know what it's done to ME
39:00 <Liinda> i grew up with those cos my brother had them
39:00 <brainz> perhaps
39:00 <spence> atart
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what i'm getting at though
39:00 <Liinda> ur a atart spence :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he is an atart
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> -9 decibels
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> so quiet u can hear your own blood
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> the room is that quiet it gives u hallucinations n shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll use that now
40:00 <spence> I am a bit atart
40:00 <Liinda> yeah i know Bastardly_One. it's made us lazy but also more informed.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the next homogay
40:00 <brainz> also got apple TV
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's made us mental
40:00 <brainz> and a 40" samsung LCD TV
40:00 <spence> I'm homogay as
40:00 <brainz> and a new place to live
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's made us anti social with the inability to interact properly with other people
40:00 <brainz> and 4K on the furniture
40:00 <brainz> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> ,msan imagine going into that room
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> sound room thing
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> -9 decibels
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> so quiet u can hear your own blood
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> the room is that quiet it gives u hallucinations n shit
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> ,msan imagine going into that room
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> sound room thing
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> -9 decibels
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> so quiet u can hear your own blood
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> the room is that quiet it gives u hallucinations n shit
41:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, you're a cool dude, one of the guys
41:00 <Nikky`> I know..I love being one of the guys *puts hand down my pance*
41:00 <spence> speak for yourself bastard child
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
41:00 <spence> I'm not anti
41:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One Yeah thats for ure. I saw a group of people sitting down eating food, not talking and ALL playing on their phones.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I speak for idiots like you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that kind of shit Liinda
41:00 <spence> wrong again b1
41:00 <brainz> and now that scotch
41:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, you're a cool dude, one of the guys
41:00 <Nikky`> I know..I love being one of the guys *puts hand down my pance*
41:00 <Immutable> Nikky`, you're a cool dude, one of the guys
41:00 <Nikky`> I know..I love being one of the guys *puts hand down my pance*
42:00 <Immutable> whip it out Nikky` 
42:00 <Nikky`> I will soon
42:00 <spence> You may be anti social
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or I met someone I've spoken to for years ... local person ... know all they did for 3 hrs?
42:00 <spence> I am not
42:00 <brainz> oo well holiday almost over
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stared into space or checked FB on their phone
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiots ... why meet up with me then?
42:00 <brainz> almost time to leave this chat again 
42:00 <Liinda> yeah thats crap that those kind of things control people's worlds.
42:00 <spence> cya brainz
42:00 <brainz> but next year Thailand
42:00 <brainz> no no i got 5 days left
42:00 <brainz> lol
42:00 <Immutable> whip it out Nikky` 
42:00 <Nikky`> I will soon
42:00 <Immutable> whip it out Nikky` 
42:00 <Nikky`> I will soon
43:00 <Immutable> make sure to talk about your penis in front of women
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> maann dont have a hot shower
43:00 <Immutable> you're a man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so backfired
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can fit 6 $1 coins in my foreskin
43:00 <Immutable> yay
43:00 <spence> can't thank u enough brainz
43:00 <brainz> mates 40th in thailand
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings* ... all around the world, girls will be girls
43:00 <brainz> its ok spence just again do it for yourself
43:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate's light is on ... he hates this band
43:00 <spence> :D
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *turns it up*
43:00 <brainz> dont need to thank me
43:00 <Liinda> lol Bastardly_One
43:00 <spence> u will get kicked out b1
43:00 <Immutable> make sure to talk about your penis in front of women
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> maann dont have a hot shower
43:00 <Immutable> you're a man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so backfired
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can fit 6 $1 coins in my foreskin
43:00 <Immutable> yay
43:00 <Immutable> make sure to talk about your penis in front of women
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> maann dont have a hot shower
43:00 <Immutable> you're a man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so backfired
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can fit 6 $1 coins in my foreskin
43:00 <Immutable> yay
44:00 <Nikky`> wtf - freak
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was 14 before i found out you not supposed to rub it in between ur hands
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> turned it into spaghetti
44:00 <Liinda> lmfao
44:00 <Bastardly_One> "Oh, I didn't know you were home"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
44:00 <ZeroDistance> whut! scary movie 2 is on ehe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't kick me out
44:00 <spence> What channel pands
44:00 <brainz> i dont think ive seen this batman
44:00 <simba> spence beats his child in a hypnotic rhythm to this http://youtu.be/VZaripODbjU
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Low Jack - Look At My Pyramid (Nov 17, 2012) 5:45 - Category: Music - 2,636 views - 26 likes (92.9%), 2 dislikes (7.1%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until he starts his program the week I start my course
44:00 <ZeroDistance> i still say kill him
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then he's really fucked ;d
44:00 <ZeroDistance> get away with it
44:00 <Liinda> anyways im off to bed, work tomorrow
44:00 <spence> simba no
44:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting J ... tempting
44:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
44:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
44:00 <Liinda> <3
44:00 <Nikky`> wtf - freak
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was 14 before i found out you not supposed to rub it in between ur hands
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> turned it into spaghetti
44:00 <Liinda> lmfao
44:00 <Nikky`> wtf - freak
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was 14 before i found out you not supposed to rub it in between ur hands
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> turned it into spaghetti
44:00 <Liinda> lmfao
45:00 <Immutable> lollo
45:00 <TequilaSunrise> .
45:00 <Immutable> this is the shit that TequilaSunrise is missing out on
45:00 <Immutable> she'll have to bone you now
45:00 <TequilaSunrise> no ty
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda, night :)
45:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
45:00 <spence> I hope you get cut off the pension simba
45:00 <brainz> hehe
45:00 <spence> n have to get a job
45:00 <Liinda> nights Bastardly_One =)
45:00 <brainz> nothing like a job
45:00 <simba> how will i support your mother
45:00 <spence> lol brainz
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt simba is even on the dole ... he could be ... but he wouldn't have to be
45:00 <brainz> you know what i mean
45:00 <simba> nah im not, ive already told spence im not
45:00 <simba> im not even elligible
45:00 <Immutable> lollo
45:00 <TequilaSunrise> .
45:00 <Immutable> this is the shit that TequilaSunrise is missing out on
45:00 <Immutable> she'll have to bone you now
45:00 <TequilaSunrise> no ty
45:00 <Immutable> lollo
45:00 <TequilaSunrise> .
45:00 <Immutable> this is the shit that TequilaSunrise is missing out on
45:00 <Immutable> she'll have to bone you now
45:00 <TequilaSunrise> no ty
46:00 <Immutable> no choice babe it's the law
46:00 <Nikky`> coins or no coins
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yerp
46:00 <TequilaSunrise> turn it into a .. money box.
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> 20 inches long and 3mm wide
46:00 <spence> Mum died
46:00 <simba> the truth doesnt get in the way of good old fashion anger
46:00 <simba> never has
46:00 <simba> fashioned
46:00 <simba> i dont even know how to get on the dole im a noob when it comes to being a sub human piece of shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <spence> I never let the truth get in the way of good yarn
46:00 <simba> i know about it from you pieces of shit
46:00 <Immutable> no choice babe it's the law
46:00 <Nikky`> coins or no coins
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yerp
46:00 <TequilaSunrise> turn it into a .. money box.
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> 20 inches long and 3mm wide
46:00 <Immutable> no choice babe it's the law
46:00 <Nikky`> coins or no coins
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yerp
46:00 <TequilaSunrise> turn it into a .. money box.
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> 20 inches long and 3mm wide
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> on the flip side.. i can make fire rubbing 2 sticks together REALLY easily
47:00 <brainz> 15 years ago i spent 5 minutes in what they used to call the CES
47:00 <simba> spence one day tell me how the dole works yea
47:00 <brainz> then i left and havent been back yet
47:00 <spence> ok simba
47:00 <simba> then kill urself HAHAHAHAHA
47:00 <simba> turned that 1 right around on ya
47:00 <brainz> although the Dole these days 
47:00 <spence> I put your food in your belly simba
47:00 <brainz> aint worth shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is it bad I remember original dole forms? ... they used to be this double sided A3 leaflete
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and they were green
47:00 <spence> u know this
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> on the flip side.. i can make fire rubbing 2 sticks together REALLY easily
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> on the flip side.. i can make fire rubbing 2 sticks together REALLY easily
48:00 <simba> no only i put food in my mouth
48:00 <spence> I pay for your food simba
48:00 <ZeroDistance> fucking hell this fat shit alex has gone run off and bitched about me to this chick, just because i dont want to hear his crap anymore
48:00 <simba> stop talking to me
48:00 <spence> I put it on your table
48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't go away mad, just go away
48:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn autistic fuck
49:00 <ZeroDistance> this guy actually believes that these strippers are his friends, honest indian
49:00 <spence> I own you simba
49:00 <spence> I pay your rent simba
49:00 <spence> and b1s
49:00 <simba> i dont know you sorry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no you don't
49:00 <spence> I feed you bastards
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the houses I rob pay my rent
49:00 <simba> im sorry we havent met
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
50:00 <spence> yes I do
50:00 <brainz> enough now spence
50:00 <Bastardly_One> could be the drugs I sell that pay the rent
50:00 <brainz> lol
50:00 <spence> Yeah u do simba
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two anyway
50:00 <simba> stop making things up as an excuse to talk to us
50:00 <simba> its really weird
50:00 <brainz> you no longer feed them
50:00 <brainz> you feed yourself
50:00 <spence> its true though
51:00 <simba> spence only feeds the pokie machines with his lower class gambling addiciton
51:00 <simba> lololol
51:00 <spence> I pay for you cunts to live
51:00 <brainz> yeah but dont worry about that shit now
51:00 <simba> a pokie addiction like beagle
51:00 <simba> how fucking lonely and soulless and BORING do you have to be to find solace in the pokies
51:00 <spence> I don't play em simba
51:00 <simba> its like youre too retarded to play video games so you just sit there on one of them
51:00 <brainz> hehe
51:00 <brainz> spence: WINS!!!
51:00 <simba> coincidentally, did you know half of those machines are made by KONAMI?
52:00 <simba> dont encourage him brainz
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of true simba you know
52:00 <Bastardly_One> about the video games thing
52:00 <brainz> no im serious
52:00 <spence> no simba...wrong again
52:00 <simba> yeah i see them as video games for the extremely hopeless
52:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy staying at my old place was like that IMO
52:00 <brainz> spence: has made the decision and has stopped
52:00 <brainz> after a little push
52:00 <spence> yeah bitch simba
52:00 <brainz> or awakening
52:00 <simba> he had to be pushed into not wasting money on pokies?
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <brainz> lets say
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `op
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo hoo
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban WaixYourLegs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
53:00 <simba> tell us the story
53:00 <brainz> im sure he is more then capable
53:00 <spence> I feed u simba u should thank me
53:00 <simba> "hey, dude... we'll get you some fairy lights and hang them around your room, theyll look just like the glowing lights of the pokies... we'll get you a big red button to hit all day...."
53:00 <brainz> of desciding on whether the story needs to be told
53:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, I'm pretty sure simba's mother would be cooking ... so ...
53:00 <spence> do it simba
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `op
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo hoo
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban WaixYourLegs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `op
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo hoo
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban WaixYourLegs
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
54:00 <simba> lol what
54:00 <simba> whats this about mrs simba
54:00 <brainz> trust me i know all about pokies
54:00 <brainz> lol
54:00 <ZeroDistance> the fuck is going on here
54:00 <spence> brainz I wouldn't give them the satisfaction
54:00 <brainz> all good
54:00 <brainz> i knew you would have that response
54:00 <spence> u know my story right
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... this is interesting
54:00 <brainz> yes a little
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even J thinks you're an idiot
55:00 <Bastardly_One> your own bf
55:00 <spence> who's j
55:00 <Bastardly_One> seems you've a new one though
55:00 <brainz> j for josh
55:00 <spence> your bf more like it
55:00 <brainz> josh for panda
55:00 <brainz> panda for whatever the fck his called now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ZeroDistance
56:00 <spence> Like dole bludging twins
56:00 <spence> two faced dogs
56:00 <ZeroDistance> woo found a server
56:00 <ZeroDistance> man i cant wait for thurs im so pumped its hard to sit still
56:00 <simba> poor brainz has to stick up for this guy, probably knew him irl before they joined irc
56:00 <brainz> spence: one thing we know all that no need to keep digging it up
56:00 <simba> cant really abandon him now can he
57:00 <spence> what brainz?
57:00 <brainz> what you say here isnt going to change much in the real world
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the way I'm supposedly a bludger when I don't have to go back to school I'm choosing to
57:00 <brainz> the real world is what counts
57:00 <spence> I know man
57:00 <Bastardly_One> how much I do I don't *have* to do ... yet I'm a bludger
57:00 <brainz> so no justification is required
57:00 <spence> dsp bludger
58:00 <simba> this is the real world dude
58:00 <simba> youre awake
58:00 <spence> get a job 
58:00 <brainz> unless you are trollin
58:00 <brainz> on the sly
58:00 <brainz> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, of course I am ... that's why I do stuff all the time ... I don't have to ... I do it because I wish to keep active
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, bludge all the time ... idiot
58:00 <spence> Me trollin?
58:00 <brainz> you know what they are
58:00 <spence> Nah no way
59:00 <couleurs> cum
59:00 <spence> yup
59:00 <brainz> theres no need to highlight it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... listen to this clown
59:00 <spence> I guess
59:00 <Bastardly_One> with a nick like brainz trying to be high and mighty
59:00 <spence> your right brainz
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *you're
59:00 <brainz> you know what im sayin
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *I'm
59:00 <spence> Dsp 
59:00 <couleurs> cum
59:00 <couleurs> cum
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