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00:00 <Immutable> sex isn't everything
00:00 <Immutable> personality is everything though lol
01:00 <beehhh> oz was shit 
01:00 <beehhh> didnt let me come back in 
01:00 <beehhh> but sure let all the druglords enter
02:00 <beehhh> bags shoved in their groin
02:00 <Excessive> finally
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> i totally want a second fat bitch in my life :P
04:00 <Immutable> lol
05:00 <Serenity> puhlease
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
05:00 <Serenity> your mrs makes me look like one of the olsen twins m8
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh but u make her look human :P
06:00 <Serenity> pffff
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
06:00 <Maurice> Shes married to you, theres nothing human about that
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> she married me for my looks
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> dog :P
06:00 <Maurice> Yeah.. your looks..
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> i expected better
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> they arent spectacles.. theyre old man nutsack
08:00 <Immutable> eh I actually prefer bigger girls lol
08:00 <Immutable> not actracted to sticks lol
08:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt call Maurice a dog when your mrs is wearing a zebra carcus in the middle of the bush
09:00 <Maurice> LOL
09:00 <Maurice> I bet the shocks in that car are fucked
09:00 <lumeah> nigth guys
09:00 <Serenity> i have no idea who you are
09:00 <Serenity> but goodnight
09:00 <Serenity> OH FINE
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
10:00 <Immutable> rofl
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is fucked
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> all cunted up
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> i want xm to be here
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i can bag his dogshite religion
11:00 <Serenity> o.o
11:00 <Excessive> I was tryinnah do somethin WaixYourLegs, but u looked the other way, so I'm not tellin yah wat now
13:00 <Immutable> organising my fucken mp3s
13:00 <Immutable> I'm sure Serenity is hot shit and you're just being a fucken dick WaixYourLegs 
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
13:00 <Serenity> im not lol
14:00 <Serenity> but i get laid so who cares
14:00 <Immutable> nah... she is
14:00 <Immutable> lol I am actually fucken hot as hell but yeah
14:00 <Immutable> don't get laid that much
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> i love doing my news voice on counter strike
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> whole team pissen emselves laughing
15:00 <Immutable> :/
16:00 <Excessive> r they laughing with u or at u?
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah with me bro
16:00 <Excessive> aye
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> a 2 seater cessna has crashed into a cemetery
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> 300 bodies have been found so far
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> experts say the crash happened when the plane hit the ground
17:00 <Excessive> that's not funny dude
17:00 <Excessive> that like ..........
17:00 <Immutable> I guess it's because when I go out I go out to have a good time lol not to get laid
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> a midget clairvoyant has escaped from acacia prison
18:00 <Excessive> hylarious that u couldn't think of somethin better
18:00 <Immutable> and I tell all the girls I talk to that they can't have meh
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> police officers warn you that there is a small medium at large
18:00 <Serenity> show us your pic Immutable
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> a freshly painted army camouflaged vehicle has dissapeared
18:00 <Immutable> see if I can find some
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive seen em all
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> live from boston.. a one armed man has applauded the kindness of strangers
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> live from 7 news perth.. a condom truck has tipped over.. spilt its load
19:00 <Immutable> only got this shitty one from ages ago
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> the city of wanneroo has paid the west australian newspaper $250 000.. to advertise their lack of funds
20:00 <Serenity> yeah ok dude
20:00 <Serenity> shut up
20:00 <Excessive> c'mon then, let's see who we're talkin to
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA8L1vvpz34
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News headlines 2013 funny wtf lol (Jun 8, 2013) 0:19 - Category: Comedy - 110 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> shit cunt
27:00 <beehhh> want less; stress less -- thats how I look at my desire now
27:00 <Excessive> beehhh, y eat, u're gonnah get hungry anyway
27:00 <beehhh> some are wise some are greedy and some want to always win
29:00 <beehhh> why breathe you're wasting oxygen for others
30:00 <Excessive> and some say that we should have never left the oceans
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> ...
35:00 <beehhh> i'm a man of steel you cant just break me
44:00 <Saemon> i still value it
44:00 <milk> you take your intelligence on the amount of opium being grown and harvested. Then you calculate the amount of use in an invading population, factoring the reduction in crop size over the time occupation. Then you run the numbers and you can come up with how long an invasion will last to within three weeks.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not so ...
45:00 <Serenity> mm
45:00 <Serenity> opium
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you acted all retared when I wasn't here 24/7 for a while
45:00 <Loof> wish i didn't have schizo
45:00 <Loof> oh well
45:00 <simba> Mmmmm. Serenity.
45:00 <Saemon> sometimes u tlak nicely to me Serenity
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I want food
46:00 <Maurice> No she doesn't
46:00 <Saemon> we bonded over tlak of food and sushi
46:00 <simba> sushi is food
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk to Serenity and Maurice all the time
46:00 <Serenity> i was probably drunk
46:00 <Saemon> and bubble tea
46:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't meant I bond with them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> same with simba, Loof, etc
46:00 <Saemon> maybe thats just cuz of the age gap u have b1
46:00 <Maurice> Serenity and I only bondage with each other
46:00 <Saemon> u are significantly much older
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably don't consider me a friend though
46:00 <Saemon> than most here
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> bondage is boring
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just someone they chat to
47:00 <Saemon> cuz of the age gap
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> scat ont he other hand... ... priceless
47:00 <Saemon> nah i think its just cuz or old b1
47:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, WaixYourLegs
47:00 <Maurice> You're up there with Saemon.
47:00 <Serenity> genuinely dont consider any of you friends.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix, go away ... you're as bad as Pandas
47:00 <Brat> Bastardly_One come play on fet with me!
47:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE ME
47:00 <Serenity> just to get that out the way
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <Saemon> ouch @ Maurice
47:00 <Serenity> Maurice ive told you cunts before
47:00 <Loof> some people are happy with their own little circle
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> Serenity.. id be disturbed if you did :P
47:00 <Loof> they don't need many friends
47:00 <Serenity> cbf members dont count in my i hate these cunts speeches
47:00 <Maurice> Thats the last time I view your suction cup wang
47:00 <Maurice> Ohh thats right
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Brat, what the fuck are you doing? *lol* ... they know me still in the melb scene ... I have to be careful on there
48:00 <Maurice> I take back my comment
48:00 <Maurice> I'll keep clicking that link ;)
48:00 <simba> Moke
48:00 <Serenity> tee hee
48:00 <milk> basically, the crop in Afghanistan is so reduced that during this summer's harvest, the USA will only be able to gather about 6 months supply
48:00 <milk> hence
48:00 <milk> Krokodil
48:00 <Brat> Bastardly_One no, im in a group playing make shit up, and fuck or pass & a whole heap of other shit. i think you'd like the band name game.
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just go by irc is 70% nigerians chasing money... guilty until proven innocent
48:00 <Saemon> r.i.p phillip simor hothman
48:00 <simba> wat
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <Loof> you might find me sensitive to your comments because i hate you all really
48:00 <Maurice> WaixYourLegs, your size is about 70% of IRC
48:00 <Serenity> i just thought i was having a stroke
49:00 <simba> battle of HOTH
49:00 <Serenity> but its just glitter on my eyelashes
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol what does that even mean
49:00 <beehhh> she has the worlds smallest cock
49:00 <Saemon> cant believe his gone :(
49:00 <Maurice> Simor?
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
49:00 <Maurice> Wtf is this
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> he was shit in hunger games though
49:00 <Saemon> he was such a good actor
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> prob just get JB to play the games master.. they look the same
49:00 <beehhh> ladyboy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no sympathy
49:00 <Maurice> Didn't he OD?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> might be a good actor but nobody put the needle up his arm
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh supposedly
49:00 <Saemon> ye[
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he did it himself
49:00 <Saemon> o'd on herion
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> He at the goji berries or whatever the fuck they are
50:00 <Mew> comparable only to david hathelhoth
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> like the last games master
50:00 <Maurice> Lol Mew
50:00 <Saemon> found in his bathroom with a needle still stuck in his arm :(
50:00 <Maurice> At least Elvis was classy and went out on the toilet
50:00 <Sponge> sorry to hear that Saemon
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> bahahah
50:00 <simba> sorry to hear that about ur dad Saemon
50:00 <Saemon> thank you Sponge
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
50:00 <Maurice> If he was sticking needles in himself, then he can go eat a bag of ghost dicks
50:00 <Saemon> but send your condelenses to his fmaily
50:00 <Maurice> Nothing less than he deserved
50:00 <Saemon> im just his fan haha
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> ghost dicks rofl
51:00 <simba> RIP jkls dad
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 double whoppers, an onion rings and a large ghost dick plesae
51:00 <Saemon> i agree Maurice
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, like I said ... talented actor ... like his work ... but no sympathy
51:00 <Loof> Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
51:00 <Loof> Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/e/eleanorroo385439.html#F1cTIxQmtWyMc7pF.99
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol loof
51:00 <Saemon> it was incredibaly selfish of him to continue his risky drug abuse habit
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> shit copy paste :P
51:00 <Saemon> cuz he had 3 young kids
51:00 <simba> that quote always used to remind me of irc
51:00 <Loof> ikr :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof means he's bored and has no idea who we're talking about
51:00 <Saemon> he shold have fought of them
52:00 <Loof> i know
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
52:00 <Loof> i just dont care
52:00 <Maurice> And #melbourne people discuss their drug habits
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> you know what i like
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> i like the italians
52:00 <Saemon> instead he chose herion abuse and now leaves 3 young children to grow up fatherless
52:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Maurice
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> u never hear shit about the italians
52:00 <Loof> drugs!@!! HOMOGAYS!
52:00 <Loof> oh no drugs!
52:00 <Saemon> im straight edge 
52:00 <Saemon> no drugs
52:00 <Saemon> no smoking
52:00 <Loof> wont somebody think of the children?
52:00 <Saemon> no drinking
53:00 <simba> no pre marital sex then?
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> i met a dude who didnt drink a few weeks ago
53:00 <Mew> just wheelchairing
53:00 <simba> thats one of the edge claims
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> absolute boring in a pub
53:00 <Maurice> And piss jugging
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> drinking oj
53:00 <Mew> oh yeah i forgot the ol juggeroo
53:00 <Saemon> http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/212/9/1/CM_Punk_Straight_Edge_Poster_by_xStraightEdgexPunkx.jpg
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
53:00 <Saemon> :P my idol
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was at the court a few months ago
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> sat night
53:00 <Bastardly_One> He hates you
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> all cruisy n shit
54:00 <Saemon> if u can to get drunk in order to have fun
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> i walk around a corner to get to the bar
54:00 <Saemon> then perheps it is you who is boring
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> and theres these 2 hairy dudes licking each others armpits
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil would hate you if he met you
54:00 <Maurice> Was it you and your wife?
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah it was you and ur sister
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates arse licking fans actually
54:00 <Saemon> ive followed phil since his RoH days b1
54:00 <Loof> b1 stop going on about randoms
54:00 <Loof> it's fucking boring and antisocial
54:00 <Maurice> I don't have a sister :/
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i laughed
55:00 <Maurice> The asian got to him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Loof has been raging since Sat
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... she might of
55:00 <Serenity> [9:54pm] <@Maurice> I don't have a sister :/ -neither does he
55:00 <Mew> lan party
55:00 <Maurice> Rofl
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's been moody since Sat
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <simba> bAsHEd @ LaN
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> im adopted :P
55:00 <Serenity> LAN PAN WAN TAN KAN
55:00 <Maurice> They wish you were
55:00 <Maurice> Then they could dump your arse
55:00 <simba> Fa King Su Pa
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAN RAN
56:00 <Serenity> iran
56:00 <Saemon> wats this? loof got bashed?
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> JAN DAN
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh by a doorknob
56:00 <Serenity> QAN MAN FAN GAN
56:00 <Maurice> Lol Mew, my 13 yr old nephew went to a LAN gamer thing
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
56:00 <Maurice> I was ashamed
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont see the points of lan anymore
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> they were cool 15 years ago when everyone had shit internet
56:00 <Saemon> only nerds and virgins do lan parties
56:00 <simba> loof got pieters address and went 2 go bash him but because pieter had so many drugs they got high as fuck and passed out and woke up spooning
56:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
56:00 <Maurice> He's 13, he's both
56:00 <Saemon> and CS
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> but like.. decent adsl.. and it doesnt matter
56:00 <Saemon> counter strike
56:00 <Mew> girls dig lan nerds now
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh i still play CSS
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> love it
56:00 <Mew> theyre all the rage
57:00 <milk> to avoid Krokodil, the USA and it's allies should be gearing up for an invasion of Vietnam within the next 2 months
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was gonna end in Loof forgetting
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> and Q2DM
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the punchline was shit
57:00 <simba> are u talking to me Bastardly_One
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> i remember playing cooperative quake to over DDU
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck that was fun
57:00 <Bastardly_One> affirmative simba
57:00 <simba> Bastardly_One fuck u 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ya wanna ;)
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> DDU games were the best
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking descent
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> so good
58:00 <simba> DDR > DDU
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> wot
58:00 <Mew> wb loof did lan put her hoof down?
58:00 <Serenity> NERD FGTS
58:00 <simba> dance dance revolution ya bolognese
58:00 <Serenity> LOL ! HOOF
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
58:00 <Mew> tell her u do what u want not what she tells u
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> im like
58:00 <Loof> no i banned myself for  a few minutes for being a dick
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still laughing at hoof over here
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> double data rate beats direct dial up?
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> shit the bed what the fuck
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I coughed hard at that
59:00 <simba> nothing like the smooth taste of chivas regal as u barf it up on ur bed
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah that taste is ok
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> but licking it up again off ur wifes minge
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> nothing beats that
59:00 <simba> u and ur wife into vomit play ?
59:00 <simba> No chunky stuff
00:00 <Loof> shit on me baby!
00:00 <simba> only soups 24 hours prior
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <Loof> take a dump on my chest
00:00 <Serenity> imagine your farts
00:00 <Serenity> after eating nothing but soup
00:00 <Serenity> brrrp
00:00 <simba> rub shit all over me then tattoo the outline 
00:00 <Saemon> a hypothetical scenario: a father adopts a young daughter from an orphanage. he raises her from when she was a baby and then left to war when she was 10 yrs old. he want MIA. 10 years later, he returns home, and the adopted daughter is now 20 years old, a fully grown young adult lady. is it ok for him to find her attractive at this point?
00:00 <Loof> lol simba
00:00 <Mew> suck up her clotting zebra period waix
00:00 <Maurice> Lets be serious for a minute, is she physically abusive?
00:00 <Serenity> i think she is
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/THE_33f5fd_619115.jpg
01:00 <Maurice> Lets still be serious, have you backhanded her yet
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> shes got one of them
01:00 <Mew> loof just sock her one back
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> for when she rims my ass
01:00 <Loof> i dont hit women
01:00 <Loof> only with my penis
01:00 <Mew> with a sock
01:00 <Serenity> how do you fuck someone like her
01:00 <Mew> on your penis
01:00 <Serenity> shes like a mouldy sausage
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
02:00 <Loof> serenity i told her no sex till she loses weight today
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
02:00 <Loof> big mistake
02:00 <Loof> wwiii
02:00 <Maurice> I tell you, if I was a dude and some lady boy kept hitting me, I'd knock her the fuck out with either my fist, or a pillowcase full of soap
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard off two people she's physcially abusive
02:00 <Mew> lmfao you fearless bastard
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> if i was a chick
02:00 <Maurice> She's asian, how fat can she be
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> id fuck ladyboys all day long
02:00 <Loof> FAT
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've been in that situation
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I got smashed with a 4x2 before I left
02:00 <Maurice> Are you two still trying for a 2nd child?
02:00 <[Maverick]> WaixYourLegs, you are a chick. 
02:00 <Maurice> Coz at this point, I'd go for sterilisation
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
03:00 <Saemon> its 2x4 b1
03:00 <Loof> our children aren't a mistake
03:00 <Saemon> get it right
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> im into a LOT of things
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> but id never fuck an asian
03:00 <Maurice> I never said they were
03:00 <Maurice> But your marriage is
03:00 <Loof> io love her
03:00 <Maurice> Imagine growing up in that environment
03:00 <Loof> i
03:00 <Mew> maybe shes getting fat cos shes pregnant
03:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck what it is ... was a piece of wood at my head by a woman taller than I am
03:00 <simba> id bang the right asian all women are beautiful
03:00 <Loof> i couldn't live without her
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> have u ever seen a 2x4 piece of wood
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> they arent 2x4 anything
03:00 <simba> u love her?
03:00 <simba> sif
03:00 <Loof> nah i do man
03:00 <Maurice> 'Ok asian half breed, whats your news today to tell the class?' 'Mummy hit daddy and its sooooo funny, it's happened for aslong as I can remember and he just takes it'
04:00 <simba> didnt know it was like dat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Waix ... seriously just log off permanently
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> they arent
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> some derp came up with the name 2x4
04:00 <Loof> i just don't find her attractive, but i love her unfortunatly
04:00 <simba> maybe theyre 2 hard 4 u
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> had nothing to do with the measurements
04:00 <Maurice> Yeah, you're not in love with her
04:00 <Saemon> wat did u do about Bastardly_One?
04:00 <Maurice> And planning on bringing more kids into an abusive relationship
04:00 <Maurice> Well done..
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh physical looks dont mean much loof
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I left dickhead
04:00 <Loof> Maurce myob
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> i need smart women
04:00 <milk> http://f.edgesuite.net/data/www.drugfreeworld.org/files/page25-image01-heroin-short-term-long-term.jpg
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> not good looking ones
04:00 <Maurice> I don't have to, you bring it up in here
05:00 <Saemon> if a woman bigger than you hits u on the head with a 2x4, i think all bets are off at that point
05:00 <Maurice> You're perfect poacher material
05:00 <Saemon> you are allowed to hit her back.
05:00 <Loof> true
05:00 <Loof> i shouldn't
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> just carve it into a paddle
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, she's trying to be cruel to be kind ... you claim your life is miserable right?
05:00 <potato> welcome
05:00 <Loof> b1 i couldn't leave her
05:00 <potato> thankyou very much.
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> look, no amount of being angry will make a fat chick lose weight
05:00 <Saemon> why she marry u loof?
05:00 <Loof> anyway enough about me
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> if theyre happy with their weight then 4get about it
05:00 <Maurice> WaixYourLegs knows
05:00 <simba> u can only hit a woman with a weapon if its been feminised eg. spray it pink, draw unicorns on it, wrap an apron around it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you could leave her
05:00 <Saemon> to get citizenship?
05:00 <Maurice> Since hes the fat chick in his marriage
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
06:00 <Mew> stick a libra pad to it
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck im so glad i only no lori on irc
06:00 <simba> u guys need a bbw princess that pampers u every day like i have with shads
06:00 <Saemon> i wish renee was here to read this
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
06:00 <Maurice> If I knew you irl, I'd blow my head off, or yours
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wish rosee was here to read this
06:00 <Maurice> It's a toss up at this point
06:00 <Bastardly_One> totally huh Maurice?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I felt sorry for Waix for 10 seconds the other night
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <Maurice> I never did
07:00 <Bastardly_One> his molestation story
07:00 <simba> next stop.. mole station
07:00 <Maurice> Not since he started posting pics of his wife and calling her fat and other names
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuckin hell ... he's like beehhh to me ...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just can't stand him typing
07:00 <simba> welcome to irc nerdygirl 
07:00 <Loof> Maurice is like a person in a dungeon with a sword hurling abuse at unarmed defensless people, ready to hack them to death if they abuse back, it's pretty cowardly
07:00 <Bastardly_One> go away Waix you're a disruptive annoyance
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> heh
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> beehh
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> that reminds me
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got AFP interview on thursday
08:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, I use a crop
08:00 <Maurice> Not a pretend sword
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got a 9 tails
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, consensual or not?
08:00 <Loof> let's all worship the coward!
08:00 <Loof> yay!
08:00 <Maurice> Loof, I can only comment and give an opinion on what YOU type in here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be non-consensual
08:00 <Maurice> And you've typed plenty
08:00 <Maurice> So don't play the victim with me
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <simba> settle down boys
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, how come I can say it and others cant?
09:00 <Loof> show us some more cat pics, that's different, you never see that on the internet
09:00 <beehhh> damn good reheated pasta
09:00 <Maurice> Oh ouch, my bleeding heart
09:00 <Loof> b1 cause ur not bannhappy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> would it be better if Serenity said it instead of Maurice?
09:00 <Maurice> Stab me where it hurts etc..
09:00 <Saemon> simba and his dad when simba was 5 used to play a game called toss-off: its when they stand in front of eachother and hold eachothers penis and simutanouesly masturbate eachother. whoever cums first is the winner or loser, depending on how they decide each session
09:00 <Loof> serenity should fucking ban more
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> roflcopter
09:00 <Maurice> I usually ban beehhh, not you, Loof.
09:00 <Mew> loof its vape and kitkat time ferenda 
09:00 <simba> not reading all that
09:00 <Serenity> what have i done now
09:00 <potato> yeah like when someone pointed out how maurice constantly posts pictures of cats so she banned him for 'baiting'
10:00 <Loof> u shoudl ban beehhh is all
10:00 <Serenity> im trying to cyber [Maverick] you fucking rude cunts
10:00 <Maurice> Not banning enough, Serenity
10:00 <Serenity> back off
10:00 <potato> rofl.exe
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> that game would be good.. if your soft cock controlled a platform u were stnading on
10:00 <Maurice> potato, well, thats a great nick
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> so if u went soft.. the platform would split
10:00 <Maurice> Nothing to say about that
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> and ud fall over a cliff
10:00 <Bastardly_One> put waix on a nokick ban so he can talk to himself yeah?
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
10:00 <simba> u have to hire octopus to tickle the balls to keep the dick bridge up
10:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withdrawal_of_U.S._troops_from_Afghanistan
10:00 <simba> octopus would give the best hand
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
11:00 <Saemon> octopus would give an awesome prostate massage too i reckon
11:00 <Mew> wristopus
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm i dunno
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. i stuck a killer python up my ass once
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> and pulled it out
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> was pretty mediocre
11:00 <Loof> Mew lack of weed is the problem as always, can't vape
11:00 <Saemon> u ever tried gettin a prostate massage though? go to one of those asian massage parlours
11:00 <Serenity> mmm weed
11:00 <Loof> stupid anti weed slags everywhere
12:00 <Saemon> whose vietnamese chicks would do it for $30
12:00 <Mew> ohhhhh 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of weed
12:00 <Saemon> u dont have to wear a condom as well
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants a cone?
12:00 <Loof> me!
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
12:00 <Saemon> they let u cum in their bare hands
12:00 <simba> get them all high 'accidentally' with some tea or something
12:00 <Loof> i need one not want
12:00 <Saemon> its fuckin awesome
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well, bad luck ... you're not getting one! *smokes one*
12:00 <Loof> poo
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> $30 seems a bit steep
12:00 <Brat> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IEEwcunkKw
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Elektricity - Just One Second (Aug 20, 2011) 5:39 - Category: Music - 41,780 views - 377 likes (99%), 4 dislikes (1%)
12:00 <Mew> if you had a pipe you could have a poo resin cone 
12:00 <Saemon> no it aint
12:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Saemon> $30 for a hand job and a finger up your ass
13:00 <Mew> does the vape get that?
13:00 <Saemon> thats a fucking bargain
13:00 <Loof> resin?
13:00 <Loof> yep
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... poo vape
13:00 <Saemon> normal escorts its like 200 bux just to see them
13:00 <Mew> smoke that
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh.. but i can give myself a hand job and shove a finger up my ass for free
13:00 <Saemon> and an extra 50 for the finger up the bum
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> why pay a woman to do something that u can do yourself
13:00 <Mew> not through the vape though
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats just poor economics
13:00 <simba> Saemon you realise you cant claim edge and fuck hookers right, no pre marital sex is one of the things
13:00 <Saemon> but its more of a turn on when a women is doing it to you
13:00 <Saemon> duh
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
14:00 <Saemon> of course anyone can doit to themself, but thats not as fun
14:00 <simba> kool trak Brat
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh fuck its monday
14:00 <simba> have u ever tried to kill urself Saemon
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking sitting here waiting for fuckin US market to open
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> deputy dickhead
15:00 <Saemon> nah simba straight edge is just no smoking, no drinking alcohol and no illegal recreational drugs
15:00 <simba> no thats wrong sorry
15:00 <simba> look it up 
15:00 <simba> clearly u never have
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
15:00 <beehhh> loof she prettier than ur wife
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> loof, wanna do a bedswap? :P
15:00 <Loof> Saemon you can't breed, work, walk, what's the point of living /o
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> you come into my bed and my mrs can go with yours :P
16:00 <Saemon> simba: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Phil_Brooks
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> phil brooks is a fag
16:00 <simba> wiki link to a wrestler?
16:00 <simba> what a waste of time
16:00 <Saemon> "Straight Edge means I'm drug-free, alcohol-free"
16:00 <simba> fucking die
16:00 <Serenity> Maurice your picture is in the mandurah times https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1798687_462413207215416_1056976153_n.jpg
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol that pics so old
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> i reckon its a dried shit
17:00 <Serenity> did you shit out the front?
17:00 <Maurice> Shit, I'm hot
17:00 <beehhh> lovely lil thing
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah he shit
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> then took em off
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> then put them on the wrong way
17:00 <Saemon> damn
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> and look at her tits too
17:00 <Saemon> i would have respected that man cuz he looks like gandalf
17:00 <milk> like not everyone would grab that guy
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty epic
17:00 <Maurice> Also, Serenity, I have been in that paper :/
18:00 <Maurice> From nightclubbing
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> who hasnt
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <Saemon> but wearing that 
18:00 <Saemon> hell no
18:00 <Serenity> i havent
18:00 <Maurice> I got busted coz I was only 17
18:00 <British^Meat> I like that you're sticking with this nick Saemon 
18:00 <beehhh> http://onlyladyboy.com/galleries/lbgold/grace-fashion-show-stroke/
18:00 <British^Meat> the other ones were rubbish
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was in the west australian :)
18:00 <Loof> a girls cartoon character isn't a rubbish nick for a man?
18:00 <Saemon> British^Meat
18:00 <Loof> well half man
18:00 <Saemon> im suprised u are tlaking to me
19:00 <British^Meat> why what happened?
19:00 <simba> British^Helicopter
19:00 <Saemon> well u seem to refuse to acknowledge that i was around during the old days
19:00 <Saemon> in adelaidesa
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont understand harems hey
19:00 <TooManyHusbands> ^^ ey bb
19:00 <Saemon> back when pillzor
19:00 <Saemon> serasvictoria
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> like ok.. u have all these women
19:00 <Saemon> was around
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> but theyre all fuckin black n ugly
19:00 <Loof> and arab
19:00 <Maurice> I'm telling your wife, you're fucked m8
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
20:00 <British^Meat> yer but that has nothing to do with anything
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> so was i Saemon :)
20:00 <British^Meat> youre back now and thats all that matters
20:00 <Saemon> yeha it does
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1995 i was on here :)
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> no.. 1997
20:00 <beehhh> it was an asian marriage never breaks up
20:00 <Loof> 1994 my life ended :( RIP Kurt
20:00 <Saemon> it means that i have seniority over simba in adelaidesa
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1994 i was in year 3
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> with the hottest teacher ever
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> used to love her bending over my shoulder to read my shit
21:00 <British^Meat> it means youre older than simba, probably
21:00 <Warren1984> Time is apt to be structured by the SJ around productive activities, which have a clearly-defined task as the focal point.
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> and u turn around n look up
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> get epic shot at boob
21:00 <Loof> love that
21:00 <Saemon> it means that i should have power over simba
21:00 <Saemon> thats what it means
21:00 <Loof> and she smells perty
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> good times
21:00 <British^Meat> it means u arent in there now
21:00 <simba> lololol
21:00 <British^Meat> and havent been for yonks
21:00 <British^Meat> is this your loyalty?
21:00 <beehhh> 1984 i was 7
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol 1984 i wasnt even conceived
22:00 <simba> jkl is mad nobody remembers him .. on or offline
22:00 <Saemon> well u became hostile towards me 
22:00 <Saemon> i think simba may have influenced you against me
22:00 <British^Meat> who me?
22:00 <Saemon> like how he did with Bastardly_One
22:00 <British^Meat> what did i do?
22:00 <Saemon> u started being abit stand-offish
22:00 <simba> i think people just notice how gay you are the second you type, dont blame me
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> i remember when that chick in casual died
22:00 <Loof> you ate all the pie bm :P
22:00 <Saemon> and answered my questions in a blunt manner
22:00 <British^Meat> heh pie
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> and there was this massive e-funeral
22:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Saemon> when i tried to engage in conversation with you
23:00 <simba> was PriestOP called on?
23:00 <Saemon> it seemed like u didnt want to talk to me 
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> Savage_Angel
23:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/Lzsh64j.jpg
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> something like that
23:00 <British^Meat> i cant remember back past a week
23:00 <British^Meat> did this happen klast week?
23:00 <beehhh> looks like boggie on a mirrot
23:00 <Saemon> no this happend around early november 2013
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> oh
24:00 <British^Meat> is this about you not givingme your FB?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
24:00 <Saemon> i dont have a facebook account
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> do u remember Robert
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> (regd nick)
24:00 <British^Meat> heh
24:00 <British^Meat> u sure, everyone does
24:00 <Saemon> yes i am sure
24:00 <Saemon> becauase i have never created one.
24:00 <British^Meat> what HAVE you got then
24:00 <Saemon> nothing
25:00 <British^Meat> oh
25:00 <British^Meat> coz simba has a FB
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> koalamum
25:00 <British^Meat> he is connected with adelaidesa
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a scrag
25:00 <Saemon> are you talking about social media?
25:00 <simba> i dont anymore sorry
25:00 <British^Meat> how are you going to stay connected?
25:00 <British^Meat> to the system
25:00 <beehhh> irc
25:00 <simba> im still a slave to google
25:00 <Saemon> i dont stay connected, im off the grid
25:00 <simba> barcode me mighty overlord
25:00 <Saemon> i come and go as i please
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
25:00 <simba> you have an internet connection
25:00 <simba> you are 1 of the grid
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont even have data on my phone any more
26:00 <beehhh> lovely lil thing
26:00 <simba> ur barcoded cunt
26:00 <Saemon> nah i can get onto the grid
26:00 <Saemon> and im not a part of it
26:00 <simba> sorry you are
26:00 <British^Meat> i would suggest you get connected
26:00 <Saemon> like in tron legacy
26:00 <British^Meat> were you once not old school?
26:00 <Saemon> nah im not. 
26:00 <simba> and you must have foxtel too
26:00 <simba> to watch shitty wrestling soaps
26:00 <simba> right?
26:00 <simba> youre totally on the grid
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know whbats cool
26:00 <simba> you have a mobile phone?
26:00 <Saemon> nah i go to my neighbors house
26:00 <Saemon> to watch it
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just signed up an hour ago at hillarys
27:00 <Saemon> he's got cble
27:00 <Saemon> cable
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> at san churros
27:00 <simba> stop lying
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> u sign up for san churros
27:00 <simba> its over
27:00 <British^Meat> pretty sure simba seems to be more loyal to the cause than you Saemon 
27:00 <simba> its all just over
27:00 <beehhh> throw a tree at me i'd break it into half
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> and u get free churros for 2 on ur bday
27:00 <Saemon> what cause Bastardly_One?
27:00 <British^Meat> your right, maybe i should have engaged chat with you
27:00 <simba> im loyal to adelaide 
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats like.. 6 churros and 2 dips
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> had the best food there tonight
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin, double choc some shit cake
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> rocky road shake
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> and 2 churros
27:00 <simba> san churros is cool i had their super dessert plate once
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh man that is great
28:00 <Saemon> wtf is san churros?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> chocolate house
28:00 <Saemon> sounds like some beaner stuff
28:00 <simba> thats when i ate nouget on its own and it was whack
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> with those mexican doughnuts
28:00 <Saemon> mehico
28:00 <simba> nougat
28:00 <simba> that looks wrong 2
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre long doughnuts like they came out of a soft serve ice cream machine
28:00 <Saemon> sagat
28:00 <Saemon> tiger uppercut!
28:00 <Saemon> on simba
28:00 <simba> Saemon is plugged into the matrix
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.sanchurro.com.au/
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> there u go Saemon
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres only one place better
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> Max Brenner
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> love that cunt
29:00 <Saemon> pffft wth WaixYourLegs
29:00 <Saemon> it seems so pretentious
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
29:00 <Loof> people getting high on food
29:00 <Saemon> just like starbucks
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> its fuciin great
30:00 <Loof> funny
30:00 <Saemon> nah man
30:00 <beehhh> fuck yeah better than Loof'f uglie wife
30:00 <Loof> hash cookies
30:00 <Saemon> i aint buying into these shitty commercialised franchises
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.sanchurro.com/admin-resources/image-tools.php?w=900&h=500&c=1&e=1&q=95&src=/menu-thumbnails/summer-2013/2014_Summer_Menu-Death-by-choc.jpg
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the cake i had
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck its nice
30:00 <Saemon> sorry man
30:00 <Saemon> no sell
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol faggot
30:00 <beehhh> limbin is a herb of gold in .......
30:00 <Saemon> u callin me a faggot cunt?
30:00 <milk> I could slam that cake down right now
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.sanchurro.com/admin-resources/image-tools.php?w=900&h=500&c=1&e=1&q=95&src=/menu-thumbnails/summer-2013/Choc_Fondue.jpg
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i get that for myself too
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck itws good
31:00 <Saemon> pffft now thats faggot food
31:00 <simba> dats da dish
31:00 <Saemon> fondue lah di dah
31:00 <simba> jkl could never afford 2 eat ther
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.sanchurro.com/admin-resources/image-tools.php?w=900&h=500&c=1&e=1&q=95&src=/menu-thumbnails/summer-2013/churros-tapas_NEW.jpg
31:00 <Saemon> be a true aussie mate and eat a meat pie
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> oir that one if i cant be fucked with the fondue
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> u dont eat a meat pie for deswsert u shitcunt
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill only buy a meat pie if its over $10
31:00 <johninja> sucking hard at chess tonight :(
31:00 <milk> meat pie's clog ya up
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> if its less than $10 its gonna be shit
32:00 <Saemon> lol i dont eat dessert
32:00 <Saemon> dessert is for faggots
32:00 <Saemon> only thing i eat after a meal
32:00 <Saemon> is beer
32:00 <British^Meat> have you eaten a pie floater Saemon ?
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh theyre great
32:00 <johninja> might start an NFL franchise in madden 14
32:00 <Saemon> wats a pie floater?
32:00 <milk> I'm an army desserter.
32:00 <beehhh> jesus
32:00 <Saemon> sounds like shit
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i hate the peas though
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> well u get a meat pie
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> in a bowel
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> bowl
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> and fill the bowl with grean pea soup
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> green
32:00 <Loof> have u eaten ur brothers semen saemon?
33:00 <British^Meat> dude
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i like it with pumpkin soup better
33:00 <British^Meat> a pie floater is true adelaide
33:00 <British^Meat> art thou srs?
33:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
33:00 <British^Meat> even simbas had one
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> adelaide standard
33:00 <beehhh> WA has the dangerous rip current 
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://lordsofthedrinks.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/pie-floater.jpg
33:00 <simba> the bakery on o connell does amazing pie floaters
33:00 <johninja> die beehhh
33:00 <Saemon> farmers union iced coffee
33:00 <milk> right now I'm desserting on malteasers
33:00 <Saemon> is sa
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck FU
33:00 <simba> die mirza die
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> get a cock up ya cunt
34:00 <British^Meat> pies before FUIC
34:00 <Saemon> wats wring with farmers union?
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gay as fuck
34:00 <Loof> i'm only going to eat low gi shit from now on
34:00 <Saemon> how so?
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin supashake mate
34:00 <Saemon> u say that in adelaide
34:00 <johninja> i think beehhh needs a 'die beehhh' number
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking choc honeycomb supashake
34:00 <Saemon> and you;d get lynched mate
34:00 <johninja> like 2
34:00 <Loof> 2
34:00 <simba> 2222222222222222
34:00 <johninja> 22222222222222222222222222222222222222
34:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <simba> 2222
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> 5
35:00 <johninja> just spam 2's until he gets banned
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> -3
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
35:00 <simba> 2
35:00 <Saemon> simba u buy chocolate from haighs?
35:00 <Saemon> on rundle mall?
35:00 <Saemon> they are nice as
35:00 <Saemon> heaps good
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> oo i bought chocolates in victoria building once
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> $200
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i got 150gb of chocolate
35:00 <Saemon> damn
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
35:00 <simba> where i buy my chocolate is none of your business
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> 150gm*
35:00 <simba> lol gb
35:00 <johninja> hahaha
35:00 <Saemon> simba im trying bond here
36:00 <johninja> virtual chocolate
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> download my chocolate like a mad cunt
36:00 <simba> i know u r
36:00 <Saemon> why u gota play hard to get with me
36:00 <milk> buy brown sugar instead
36:00 <British^Meat> dont turn simba against me
36:00 <beehhh> simba has lost everything in a sudden windy bushfire
36:00 <simba> tbh i go to the import chocolate place even tho its expensive, cookies and cream hersheys is teh best
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> brb.. just going to www.givememoney.com to download some more hard drive space
36:00 <Saemon> nice
36:00 <Saemon> i like american stiff
36:00 <Saemon> stuff
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
36:00 <johninja> i don't really like chocolate
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> i used to go into #help all the time
36:00 <johninja> it gets caught in my teeth
36:00 <Saemon> dr pepper
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> and ask how to download more hard drive space
36:00 <Saemon> grape soda fanta
36:00 <johninja> the pleasure isn't worth the pain
36:00 <Saemon> mmmm
36:00 <beehhh> http://akitchencat.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/beef-onion-and-red-wine-pie.jpg
36:00 <Loof> i dont like sweets period
37:00 <Loof> gime steak
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> steak is gross
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> its so boring
37:00 <milk> satay chicken pies a delicious
37:00 <johninja> sell me pies sell me sweeet little pies
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> I want
37:00 <simba> pie to me
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> a pastry pie.. that looks like a meat pie
37:00 <Loof> nothing beats a big mac
37:00 <British^Meat> balfours or villis Saemon ?
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> but is filled with cherry ripes and mars bars
37:00 <Saemon> villies
38:00 <Saemon> villis
38:00 <simba> i had yorkshire pudding in london it was the greatest meal
38:00 <johninja> yeh they good
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm i had haggis once
38:00 <British^Meat> crows or port?
38:00 <Saemon> crows
38:00 <johninja> both
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> tasted like chicen
38:00 <Loof> ew haggis
38:00 <Loof> filth
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Balfours are horrid
38:00 <johninja> both are good and deserve to win
38:00 <milk> Irish breakfast is pretty high in energy
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> balfours a fag
38:00 <British^Meat> geroge donikian or kevin crease?
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> fags
38:00 <Saemon> donikian
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> get someone real on ur plate
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> hasselhoff
38:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <beehhh> i need more tissue for wank
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> anyway i gotta go 
39:00 <johninja> 2
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta be up early in the morning to water the lawn n shit
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> and u cunts r boring as fuck :P
39:00 <Saemon> wat are u doing British^Meat? u trying to suss out my adelaide cred?
39:00 <beehhh> 1c
39:00 <simba> crows is for mindless dickheads!!!!!
39:00 <Saemon> im adelaidian in blood and bone marrow mate
39:00 <simba> the soulless corporate entity for all bogan yobbos
40:00 <Saemon> adl4lYf
40:00 <simba> what hospital were you born in?
40:00 <Loof> Saemon can you tell us anything about yourself that isn't shit? kgo
40:00 <beehhh> get ur arse fucked by a tranny simba
40:00 <British^Meat> pretty much yeah
40:00 <Saemon> simba lyell mcwin
40:00 <Saemon> hospital
40:00 <British^Meat> to see if youre a mighty south aussie or not
40:00 <simba> same
40:00 <milk> Royal BackOfTheUte Hospital
41:00 <beehhh> methlab truck
41:00 <johninja> 2
41:00 <Loof> wish i lived in adel
41:00 <simba> who was your year 9 math teacher at CBC?
41:00 <Loof> more weed
41:00 <Saemon> i didnt do math in ur 9
41:00 <simba> sif
41:00 <beehhh> adelaide is the hottest city in the world
41:00 <milk> haha, G.I. Joe and his Mobile Methlab Unit
41:00 <beehhh> i'd pick darwin
41:00 <simba> isnt it compulsory that young
41:00 <johninja> lol fifa madrid fc
41:00 <Saemon> they put me in a class called community studies instead
41:00 <johninja> sounds like a huge fgt
41:00 <beehhh> simba get a ticket on ghan an visit alice spring
42:00 <simba> die mirza, die
42:00 <Saemon> for that class i had to scrape the leaves of the oval and stuff with the groundsman
42:00 <simba> and if ur thinkin of livin.. just quit that thought n die..
42:00 <Loof> yes beehhh please kill yourself
42:00 <simba> please end that life.. that precious little life..
42:00 <milk> what's not fun about shooting at aboriginals trying to raid the train?
42:00 <[pythonX]> SIMBA WOULD LUV MIRZA TO FUCK HIS LOOSE ASS!!!
42:00 <[pythonX]> BEB djs cuppa
42:00 <johninja> they were just trying to get on the train
43:00 <johninja> but yeh
43:00 <johninja> i guess raid works
43:00 <johninja> lets get them
43:00 <simba> imagine if the first #melbourne meet organised in years was to get together and invade beehhhs home and beat him half to death and rob him dry 
43:00 <Saemon> lol
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Saemon> i'd be a part of that
43:00 <johninja> would be like a WoW raid
43:00 <Saemon> it would be filmed
43:00 <beehhh> Loof & simba are in a defacto incest relationship
43:00 <[pythonX]> lol beeee
43:00 <johninja> except more fat nerds with neckbeards
43:00 <Saemon> i would be the guy hitting beehhh with a foldable steel chair
43:00 <Saemon> and then give him an rKo
44:00 <milk> yeah man, that'd be cool
44:00 <simba> yeah wrestling moves yeah
44:00 <[pythonX]> beehhh is  A CHAMPION !!!
44:00 <simba> way to ruin my fantasy
44:00 <johninja> just bash the fuck out of him, smear his blood on the walls and leave a suicide note
44:00 <Loof> WoW just doesn't do it for me any more :(
44:00 <beehhh> true that 
44:00 <johninja> "seems legit"
44:00 <[pythonX]> 15 DIPLOMAS
44:00 <[pythonX]> LOOK AT SIMBA THE RATT
44:00 <simba> write all the injuries we gave him on the walls in his blood
44:00 <[pythonX]> STILL LIVES WITH MUMMY
44:00 <beehhh> i'll take all of ya at once
44:00 <[pythonX]> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <[pythonX]> BBL
45:00 <beehhh> [pythonX] wud back me up 
45:00 <simba> ur mommy lives with me wayne
45:00 <Saemon> <beehhh> i'll take all of ya at once
45:00 <Saemon> this is not a gang bang beehhh
45:00 <Saemon> its a bashing
45:00 <beehhh> bukkake shot
45:00 <milk> you know what'd be cool?
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <simba> a freezer
45:00 <johninja> ..
45:00 <simba> antartica
45:00 <simba> penguin shit
46:00 <milk> if I pulled my critical hit D&D move on yah
46:00 <johninja> lol so many 'user' files with 0 likes and 0 downloads
46:00 <johninja> i feel like downloading them to be nice
46:00 <simba> like me on facebook and click subscribe below
46:00 <simba> hey guys whats up 
47:00 <Saemon> fun fact: smells are actually less stronger in cold climates, like in antartica
47:00 <simba> cybertron86 here with another update video
47:00 <Saemon> so shit on the floor etc
47:00 <Saemon> u wont smell it as much
47:00 <johninja> yeah i do that with some people "she looks like an annoying lesbian but she says some interesting things" *subscribe*
47:00 <Saemon> as in a normal climate
48:00 <milk> no, my critical hit D&D move is ultra fucken awesome cool. It's not just left-clicking as fast as I can while you shove dice up my arse
48:00 <beehhh> soon adelaide city will turn into a desert
48:00 <simba> u wish bitch
49:00 <simba> FOAD mirza IMHO
49:00 <Loof> there should be suicide booths for people like beehhh
50:00 <Loof> put in a dollar and push the exterminate button
50:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/q71/s720x720/1557503_620309511374992_832563696_n.jpg 
51:00 <milk> a dollar?
51:00 <milk> fuck, 15c
51:00 <milk> how much do you think a round costs exactly?
52:00 <Saemon> man i have a hot chips craving
52:00 <johninja> 1/2 a close to
52:00 <British^Meat> a kajillion dollaz
52:00 <johninja> or 3.5 abouts
52:00 <Saemon> ive got a sack of potatos
52:00 <Saemon> but i got not oil to fry
52:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q71/1779073_351172328356227_1754110776_n.jpg 
52:00 <Saemon> i can roast the potatoes
52:00 <Saemon> but would they be the same?
52:00 <British^Meat> are you allowed to have facebook Saemon ?
53:00 <Saemon> potatoes
53:00 <Saemon> i can roast the potatoes
53:00 <Saemon> .... why would being allowed be an issue u would bring up and ask about?
53:00 <[pythonX]> https://soundcloud.com/stream
54:00 <[pythonX]> tonnes mad traxx
54:00 <British^Meat> i just swear u told me u had one
54:00 <British^Meat> maybe u lied
54:00 <Saemon> no
54:00 <milk> ASIO: Fat kids and cool kids vs. The World.
54:00 <johninja> someone tried to tell me the other night that people who have been to jail can't have facebook
54:00 <[pythonX]> yo bitish
54:00 <johninja> sounded like a heap of shit
54:00 <Saemon> i told you that i never had one
54:00 <[pythonX]> bitchis meat loaf
54:00 <Saemon> British^Meat i never had facebook and never will
54:00 <[pythonX]> lol im dunk
54:00 <johninja> [pythonX] is Kyle Sandilands
54:00 <[pythonX]> dnk
54:00 <Saemon> i dont like it and i am agaisnt it
55:00 <[pythonX]> drunk
55:00 <Saemon> sheeps have facebook
55:00 <Saemon> i wont jump on the bandwagon
55:00 <[pythonX]> facey is ok sometimes
55:00 <Saemon> and follow the sheeps
55:00 <British^Meat> snapchat?
55:00 <[pythonX]> enuff advetising allready
55:00 <Saemon> no
55:00 <Saemon> nothing
55:00 <British^Meat> send me some funny south aussie stuff
55:00 <British^Meat> like wilsey
55:00 <[pythonX]> fuckin like adds on telly
55:00 <British^Meat> oh
55:00 <Saemon> aside from mirc
55:00 <johninja> its actually cooler to have facebook than not have it now
55:00 <[pythonX]> brb djs
55:00 <[pythonX]> CUPPA
55:00 <[pythonX]> BBIAB
55:00 <Saemon> i dont use any other internet commucations
56:00 <British^Meat> you used to use irc everyday, why not now?
56:00 <Saemon> whys that johninja?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1656200_609647019104122_1774907514_n.jpg
56:00 <johninja> this is the only social interaction i get
56:00 <Saemon> because im busy during the day now British^Meat`
56:00 <beehhh> hotcake tranny
56:00 <British^Meat> log on and idle
57:00 <Saemon> ive recently started some stuff
57:00 <johninja> because..people think facebook is so uncool it became cool
57:00 <British^Meat> cárn
57:00 <johninja> its actually pretty good
57:00 <johninja> lots of shit to do
57:00 <johninja> play chess
57:00 <johninja> troll
57:00 <johninja> talk shit with mates
57:00 <johninja> post funny cat pics
57:00 <johninja> pretty much everything you want to do on the internet all on one page
58:00 <Loof> or if ur jkl, stalk 12 year old girls
58:00 <johninja> yeh i guess you could do that
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Saemon> i dont have any friends to add if i had a facebook
58:00 <Saemon> so no point
58:00 <johninja> hmm
58:00 <johninja> just add random people
58:00 <johninja> and see if you like them
58:00 <beehhh> stalk people
58:00 <beehhh> threat cambell newman etc
58:00 <Saemon> but then theyd see my profile and see that i have no friends of my own
58:00 <johninja> if not see how much shit you can give them until the defreind you
58:00 <beehhh> campbeel
58:00 <johninja> fun game
58:00 <simba> u cant really troll with your real name and picture up tho
59:00 <johninja> i do
59:00 <Saemon> yeah 
59:00 <johninja> i kinda troll irl sometimes too though
59:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt troll with my real identity
59:00 <Saemon> thats just stupid
59:00 <Saemon> deathwish
59:00 <British^Meat> think of the wrestlers u could be friends with
59:00 <British^Meat> im friends with the greatest wrestler who ever wrestled
59:00 <johninja> nah man...internet people are full of empty threats
00:00 <megamanga> fuck me... 155 bucks a month to store shit
00:00 <johninja> i've tried to hunt down and kill myself and i couldn't do it
00:00 <johninja> so i doubt anyone else will be abel
00:00 <beehhh> feeling funny fapping on ladyboys
00:00 <milk> British^Meat you're very flexible
00:00 <British^Meat> cheers
00:00 <Saemon> whose that British^Meat?
00:00 <Saemon> whose this so called greatest wreslter of yours?
01:00 <British^Meat> The Ultimate Warrior
01:00 <Saemon> pfffty
01:00 <British^Meat> wtf?
01:00 <beehhh> i dont like postop its brutal
01:00 <Saemon> he aint the greatest he aint even good
01:00 <Saemon> the greatest is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
01:00 <Saemon> bret the hitman hart
02:00 <Saemon> .
02:00 <megamanga> lol the ultimate warrior is bullshit
02:00 <megamanga> its just an excel spreadsheet
02:00 <Saemon> ultimate warrior is a retard
02:00 <Saemon> cant even understand his shouting
03:00 <Saemon> everytime he talks
03:00 <beehhh> his brother owen hert died
03:00 <beehhh> n British^Bulldog
03:00 <Saemon> yeah
03:00 <beehhh> brother in law
03:00 <johninja> follow their example beehhh
03:00 <Saemon> beehhh u must be a fan of the great khali
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the ultimate warrior is actually an astute individual out of character
04:00 <Saemon> true that
04:00 <Saemon> but he still sucks in ring though
05:00 <beehhh> yeah hes cool
05:00 <Saemon> and thats pretty much wat matters when u are in the wrestling business
05:00 <megamanga> i thought yhou meant the show lol
05:00 <milk> eatern balls an shooten smack, makes you famous
05:00 <Saemon> u gotta be good at it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Saemon ... he only has one topic
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't care
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
06:00 <Saemon> wat
06:00 <Saemon> how dare you
06:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/8908a44da0bbde486ea4b799374fd643/tumblr_mo72nyr8kO1r638edo1_500.jpg
06:00 <Saemon> just show up out of nowhere and tell me to shut up
06:00 <Saemon> u shut up old hag
06:00 <simba> stfu jkl!!!!!!!
06:00 <megamanga> i shouldnt be looking at tits at work lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that better not be hiding a penis
06:00 <simba> sorry about that old chap
06:00 <megamanga> my fault for clicking
06:00 <megamanga> tatas
07:00 <simba> never click soggy weetbix
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now you tell him
07:00 <johninja> wow
07:00 <beehhh> ladyboys r the best
07:00 <johninja> Faux is looking good
07:00 <milk> are you guys aware most of the members of the SAS I've seen in the last 6 months are over 7 foot tall?
08:00 <simba> suarez and sturridge
08:00 <Saemon> wat?
08:00 <Saemon> thats stupid
08:00 <simba> yea mate the SAS rock
08:00 <Saemon> recruitment doesnt hire 7 footers
08:00 <milk> well I been chopping their dicks off
08:00 <johninja> 7 foot people are a bigger target milk
08:00 <johninja> that is just retarted
08:00 <Saemon> SAS needs to be stealth, quick, flexible and agile
09:00 <milk> classic
09:00 <milk> l8r
09:00 <Saemon> exactly johninja
09:00 <Saemon> im 7'2 myself no im not just hating on tall people
09:00 <Saemon> its common sense and logicv
09:00 <Sponge> my pussy is pulsating
09:00 <megamanga> i have a delivery sitting next to me, 3000 red ballpoint pens
10:00 <megamanga> why the fuck would you order that many
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? When did I finish the Attitude Era in this gay game? I guess Ruthless Aggression era would be the start of the current breed of old times
10:00 <johninja> i'm over 10,000 ft
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *old timers
10:00 <johninja> last time i checked
10:00 <Saemon> wats ruthless agression era?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the min ... I've gotta smash the shit out of hollywood hulk hogan out of sheer boredom
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck if I know ... seems to be when the NWo came in
11:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that era
11:00 <Saemon> so 2002
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gay either way
11:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
11:00 <Saemon> when did the attitude era finish then?
12:00 <Saemon> ppl say it finished in 2000
12:00 <Bastardly_One> 2001
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Austin was the big ending of it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
12:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, who cares ... back in a min
12:00 <Saemon> when did the ruthless aggression era finished?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm needing to beat the shit out of my housemate
12:00 <Saemon> :/ wat has he done?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and hulk is a good substitute I guess
13:00 <Bastardly_One> breathes .. like you ... I wish he didn't
13:00 <megamanga> randy savage hoooo yeeeee snap you like a slim jim
13:00 <Saemon> wth so ur basically hating him for no reason
13:00 <Loof> god i actually know these names fml
14:00 <megamanga> i only know macho man
14:00 <[pythonX]> LOL LOOFY
14:00 <[pythonX]> CUPPA BRB
14:00 <Loof> same bro
14:00 <megamanga> and hulk hogan from horrible movies
14:00 <Bastardly_One> leapin' larry pofo ... randy's brother
14:00 <megamanga> he stars in one where he's an alien from space its hilarious
14:00 <Saemon> lol see simba? u cant get away from wrestling
14:00 <[pythonX]> hate havin a shave drunkk
14:00 <Saemon> people will always know something wrestling related
14:00 <Loof> grow a beard
15:00 <Saemon> even if they arent fans
15:00 <megamanga> i went to mexican wrestling
15:00 <Saemon> they will know someothing wreslting from somewhere 
15:00 <megamanga> that was pretty good
15:00 <[pythonX]> i have loof lolz
15:00 <megamanga> JUICYYYYYYY
15:00 <simba> jkl: commit suicide
15:00 <British^Meat> brett the hitman was a pink wearing faggot lout
15:00 <simba> or ill DDT you through a glass table bitch
15:00 <Loof> simba whens the next liverpool game?
15:00 <simba> sat
15:00 <Loof> sweet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
16:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/s403x403/1385454_249667408523940_1352648824_n.jpg
16:00 <[pythonX]> SIMBAS GNNA HANG HIMSELF
16:00 <Bastardly_One> still pissed over last night
16:00 <[pythonX]> CAUSE OF BEEE
16:00 <simba> shads keeps linking me to the soundcloud homepage in PM
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <[pythonX]> LOL
16:00 <[pythonX]> bbrb
16:00 <simba> he thinks its a link to a song of his
16:00 <simba> he must be so smashed
16:00 <Bastardly_One> each time he links
16:00 <Bastardly_One> do this
16:00 <Saemon> ddt me through a glass table lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
16:00 <Saemon> and have the glass shards sever your spine
16:00 <Saemon> nice one.
17:00 <simba> oh ive been hitting the up key to the imageshack link all day
17:00 <Saemon> simba
17:00 <Bastardly_One> each time he links anything just post ... http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
17:00 <megamanga> i probshouldnt click that
17:00 <Saemon> if u were smart simba
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ya should
17:00 <simba> SFW
17:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a few for real this time
17:00 <Saemon> you would have choked slammed me through a glass table instead
17:00 <megamanga> hahahahaha
17:00 <megamanga> fuck
17:00 <British^Meat> suplex him into a pedistal fan
17:00 <Saemon> that way, no harm would be done to yourself
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mega
17:00 <megamanga> he looks 60
17:00 <simba> i dont care about a little pain if it means you die jkl
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons he's 42
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I look younger and I look older than my age IMO
18:00 <megamanga> fuck me...
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah back in a min
18:00 <megamanga> who made it lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> one day he said he was 47
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahaha megamanga is back at work i take it
18:00 <megamanga> yer hahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and looked like he corrected himself and has been 42 since
18:00 <Saemon> ew wtf
18:00 <Saemon> thats shads?
19:00 <megamanga> he looks like one of the guys out of grumpy old men
19:00 <Saemon> look at his fucken gut
19:00 <Saemon> ffs
19:00 <megamanga> hey im fat too,fat army represent
19:00 <Loof> i'm trying hard to stay fat
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah me too megamanga
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> last shift for 4 days yay :D
19:00 <megamanga> naice
20:00 <megamanga> just started
20:00 <Saemon> poor fella
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> poor fucker
20:00 <Saemon> he looks down on his luck in that pic
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont go back till sat
20:00 <megamanga> its all good, i dont work very hard
20:00 <Saemon> his like he is thinking
20:00 <Saemon> "sigh, fuck me"
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> me niether lol
20:00 <megamanga> hes obv pondering his next beat
20:00 <Saemon> next beat?
20:00 <Saemon> wats that?
21:00 <megamanga> he makes musc
21:00 <megamanga> desk pop
21:00 <simba> well he uses a music program to create sounds
21:00 <Saemon> he can be vader
21:00 <Saemon> big van vader
21:00 <simba> dj wayne is a legit underground musician 
22:00 <simba> props 2 wayne
22:00 <Saemon> cool
22:00 <Saemon> i rap abit 
22:00 <Saemon> underground stuff too
22:00 <simba> could you get any gayer
22:00 <Saemon> wat can u do?
22:00 <Saemon> wat skillz u got?
22:00 <simba> honestly how hard did the priest used to rape you at CBC
22:00 <Saemon> at least i can rap
23:00 <Saemon> all the skills u have simba is hating
23:00 <simba> on a scale of 1 to 5 1 being really hard and 5 being eye poppingly ass tearing
23:00 <Saemon> 0
23:00 <Saemon> cuz that never happened
23:00 <megamanga> is 0 just the tip?
23:00 <megamanga> oh
24:00 <megamanga> that scale was pretty vivid
24:00 <Saemon> thats cuz simba is speaking from experience from his daddy shed time his dad used to have with him
24:00 <Saemon> when he was 7
24:00 <megamanga> we commonly call it cave explorer
24:00 <Saemon> his dad would call him into the shed
24:00 <megamanga> mad props for cave explorer
24:00 <simba> daddy shed time
24:00 <Saemon> for some bonding time
25:00 <simba> at least my dad enjoyed raping me
25:00 <simba> you were a boring root
25:00 <Saemon> nah ur dad hate raped you
26:00 <Saemon> as he'd pound you doggy style, he'd say stuff like "YOU'RE WORTHLESS BOI!!! SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU"
26:00 <Saemon> YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT GOOD FOR NOTHING BURDEN
26:00 <Saemon> RUINED MY DREAMS
26:00 <Saemon> etc
27:00 <Saemon> but its thats stupid cuz its not like you chosed to be born to him and his wife
27:00 <Saemon> parents are dumb when they blame their kid 
27:00 <Saemon> on taking time away from their life
27:00 <simba> youre the worst irc user in a decade
27:00 <Saemon> whys that?
27:00 <[pythonX]> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <johninja> oooh a lol troll
28:00 <[pythonX]> <simba> at least my dad enjoyed raping me
28:00 <johninja> how original
28:00 <[pythonX]> QUIT IT PEDO
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
28:00 <johninja> EAT A DICK YOU FAT FUCK
28:00 <simba> again 
28:00 <simba> beat him wayne
28:00 <[pythonX]> PEDO JOHN
28:00 <johninja> damn
28:00 <simba> no
29:00 <[pythonX]> CHILD PORN ON YOUR HARDDRIVE
29:00 <[pythonX]> U UGLY FUCK
29:00 <[pythonX]> UGLY CUNT
29:00 <johninja> lmao
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> look cant we just shake each others cocks and be over and done with it
29:00 <johninja> i could get hit by a semi trailer and still be more attractive than you wayne
29:00 <[pythonX]> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
29:00 <[pythonX]> -
29:00 <simba> [pythonX] http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg 
29:00 <[pythonX]> NIKKYS A DOG JOHN
29:00 <[pythonX]> HAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <johninja> is this how he seduces women?
30:00 <johninja> makes them feel really bad about themselves?
30:00 <johninja> and then moves in for the kill?
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait wait wait back the fuck up
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whos who in the zoo here
31:00 <simba> im sandra bullock irl
31:00 <Loof> is it strange i find sandra bulldog attractive?
31:00 <simba> ya
31:00 <Loof> damn
31:00 <simba> idk
31:00 <simba> ask jeeves
31:00 <simba> .com
32:00 <[pythonX]> johnlamer
32:00 <[pythonX]> mental case like simba
32:00 <[pythonX]> scared of a quit msg
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOOK CUNTS FUCK UP AND GOTO YOUR CORNERS AND WHEN I RING THE BELL STAY THE FUCK THERE
32:00 <[pythonX]> u tell em snoopy
32:00 <johninja> putting people on ignore and then trying to fight them is kinda pussy
32:00 <simba> ...sorry wayne? are you trying to communicate with us?
33:00 <simba> whos quit msg are u afriad of idgi
33:00 <[pythonX]> id smash both there faces in at once fuckin lamer nerds...imo XD XD XD
33:00 <[pythonX]> BOTH ON IGNORE
33:00 <simba> ...wow
33:00 <[pythonX]> YEAH I FAT GUT
33:00 <simba> please remain calm wayne 
33:00 <megamanga> i fat gut, i just lonely
33:00 <[pythonX]> PAY ATTENTION U UGLY FUCKHEAD
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh speaking of which i lost another 2kg last week lol
34:00 <Saemon> is [pythonX] shads?
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> seems so Saemon
34:00 <[pythonX]> LOL AT THESE LAMERS SIT THERE NOTHING OING FOR EM
34:00 <Saemon> lol ic
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <[pythonX]> smoko
34:00 <simba> smoko
34:00 <simba> im going to synchronise my smoke breaks with wayne
34:00 <Saemon> u look like you are sitting there with nothin going for you in that pic shads
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> enough had now boys
35:00 <simba> #waynewatch
35:00 <megamanga> i am the ultimate lamer
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol megamanga
35:00 <simba> getyourSHADSMAGAZINE
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this killing the night for you megamanga
35:00 <megamanga> id rather stab myself with a rusty nail
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahhaa
35:00 <simba> id rather get swoll
36:00 <[pythonX]> they gotta use nicks to get a useless point across ive lost 12 kios in 3 weeks 15 to go...then what u gunna do imbociles...haha i lol at dead hacked lamers like yourselves...to scared.
36:00 <megamanga> ha get swoll
36:00 <megamanga> i not scared i bored
36:00 <[pythonX]> sup mega
36:00 <simba> i not afriad to take a stand
36:00 <Bastardly_0ne> pics or it didnt happen [pythonX]
36:00 <megamanga> getting swoll
36:00 <[pythonX]> ill get u pics just gimme 5 weeks
37:00 <[pythonX]> i wont have a gutt
37:00 <simba> plenty of women, plenty of cash... got all the respect, from the people i bash
37:00 <megamanga> dont do it that quick
37:00 <simba> hahahahahahahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_0ne> ok i have this on record [pythonX]
37:00 <[pythonX]> i told a doctor to fuck off today
37:00 <Bastardly_0ne> 5 weeks from today
37:00 <[pythonX]> a slopehead n walked out
37:00 <simba> hahahahahahaha where did shads say that
37:00 <simba> that is fucking awesome
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> thats 11/03/14
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> u will show a pic
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> of yourself
38:00 <[pythonX]> ie got hige budlies
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> without a gut
38:00 <[pythonX]> yup my shorts fall down now
38:00 <megamanga> ill lose all my weight when i have to pay the mortgage
38:00 <megamanga> lol
38:00 <[pythonX]> lol dude
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you will lose your weight when you get off your fat arse megamanga and actually work lol
39:00 <megamanga> fuck that, thats for patrollies
39:00 <[pythonX]> i would luv megas job
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha yeah i know
39:00 <megamanga> do a 4 week course and you too can become a bored pleb
39:00 <[pythonX]> ps ive got my 1a 1b n 1c security licence
40:00 <[pythonX]> think my course was 2 weeks
40:00 <[pythonX]> advanced
40:00 <[pythonX]> in 94
40:00 <[pythonX]> 1994
40:00 <megamanga> its useless now
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you got your crowd controllers megamanga
41:00 <Loof> i cant get one i dont think, psych history :(
41:00 <megamanga> yeah
41:00 <[pythonX]> ive done patrol with a gun n dog 2 years here in sydney west
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that, i took mine off
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck doing the two subjects each year and paying the amount to get it done
41:00 <megamanga> i was gonna do cit n carry but $$$
41:00 <[pythonX]> security is awesome
42:00 <[pythonX]> fuck internet technology
42:00 <megamanga> its a shit job man
42:00 <[pythonX]> that went out in 99
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> let me guess megamanga you also have monitoring lol
42:00 <megamanga> nope
42:00 <megamanga> :D
42:00 <[pythonX]> its cash and permanemnt
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> neither do i hahaha
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> altho i do monitoring all the time here at work lol
42:00 <[pythonX]> do nuthin
42:00 <megamanga> same, i also do all the dispatch shit
42:00 <[pythonX]> done that b4
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont touch that shit, our patrollies take care of that
43:00 <[pythonX]> i want a job at qantus
43:00 <megamanga> this job has een good since ive done everything pretty much
43:00 <[pythonX]> 40% off flights
43:00 <[pythonX]> do nothin
43:00 <megamanga> do sec at air port then
43:00 <megamanga> at night
43:00 <[pythonX]> true could
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha ive been there done that and fucking never again
44:00 <megamanga> tha bad?
44:00 <[pythonX]> ive had 2 airport jobs
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you done lost provention yet megamanga
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah it was lol
44:00 <megamanga> oh fuck im gonna smash his laptop
44:00 <[pythonX]> lol
44:00 <megamanga> nah i look like a theif myself
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
44:00 <Loof> would i get to shoot cunts if i did security? and does it licence you to rape?
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> why not Snoopys_Gunship? security at night at the airport would be chilled as
44:00 <[pythonX]> no loof
44:00 <Loof> damn
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> only during thr day it would be hectik
44:00 <megamanga> that is called the police loof
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did it for a month with chubb and had nothing but a radio and money for breakfeast every morning
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <[pythonX]> my m8 just got done with ak47`s
45:00 <[pythonX]> did jail
45:00 <[pythonX]> bashed the cops also
45:00 <megamanga> lol just a radio 
45:00 <johninja> my mate got done with an armoured tank
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep nothing but a radio
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was trying to catch a asian taking tip jars
45:00 <megamanga> i got done with a surface to air missile battery
45:00 <Loof> my mate had a nuke but he swapped it for a gram
45:00 <megamanga> got off on probation
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> security guards arnt supposrd to get physical
45:00 <megamanga> i'd want a batton doing loss prevention
45:00 <[pythonX]> if u shoot someone ur fuct
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> they are jsut supposed to observe, record and report
46:00 <megamanga> cunts carry knives
46:00 <[pythonX]> yeah mega shop owner got stabbed 1 times yesty
46:00 <[pythonX]> 10 times 12
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah megamanga i wouldnt mind one BUT i had to be covert and look normal
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> like a normal shopper
46:00 <[pythonX]> jnkies
47:00 <[pythonX]> with knives
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i even got to come in my shorts and tshirt
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i loved it lol
47:00 <megamanga> haha thats sweet
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> [pythonX] did johninja 
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no set uniform just whatever i wanted to wear lol
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> he hate all the pies
47:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> correct
47:00 <[pythonX]> me other m8 used to do armed robs with a knife the stupid cunt
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> cuz he is a fat ugly fuck
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> no offence [pythonX]
48:00 <Bastardly_0ne> but from that pic
48:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i have no respect for you
48:00 <megamanga> im pretty fat too eh
48:00 <[pythonX]> wait till u see nikky i look thin
48:00 <megamanga> im not gonna post pics wallah
48:00 <megamanga> i see nikky all the time?
48:00 <Bastardly_0ne> wat are u doing to lose weight [pythonX]?
48:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> you aren't a complete raving fuckwit though
48:00 <[pythonX]> diet n excersize
48:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> so its ok
48:00 <Bastardly_0ne> wats your diet?
48:00 <[pythonX]> salads
48:00 <[pythonX]> mainly
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait whos nikky
48:00 <Bastardly_0ne> wat exercise do you do? weight lifting or cardio or both?
49:00 <megamanga> `nikky
49:00 <[pythonX]> living of salad
49:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> she ios probably the nicest person here
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh her lol
49:00 <[pythonX]> i even feel thinner
49:00 <Bastardly_0ne> if u only live of salad, then how do you have energy to exercise?
49:00 <Loof> Liinda is pretty damn nice too
49:00 <[pythonX]> its just me gut
49:00 <Loof> i try to get her to bite
49:00 <Bastardly_0ne> u dont get much carbs in salads
49:00 <megamanga> i get her to bite easy
49:00 <[pythonX]> legs n face slim arms
49:00 <[pythonX]> just gut lol
49:00 <[pythonX]> theres heaps fatter than me
49:00 <simba> who do you think youre convincing here wayne
49:00 <[pythonX]> go to woolies
49:00 <Bastardly_0ne> how old are you [pythonX]?
49:00 <[pythonX]> fuck me
50:00 <[pythonX]> 37
50:00 <Bastardly_0ne> u look pretty old in that pic
50:00 <megamanga> wut
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
50:00 <simba> i love how his pictures gone viral in here so hes started saying hes dieting, hes like a teenage girl its quite cute
50:00 <simba> very sensitive wayne
50:00 <[pythonX]> thats from some shithoise phone
50:00 <megamanga> get on the kettlebell
50:00 <megamanga> theyre like60 bucks
50:00 <[pythonX]> fat skinny all the same we all gt along
50:00 <Loof> when's my pic gonna go viral? :(
50:00 <simba> did he just blame the phone for him being fat
51:00 <simba> that picture is high quality
51:00 <[pythonX]> love to see simbas pic
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes simba he did
51:00 <megamanga> ill get my fish eye lens out
51:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> lmao
51:00 <[pythonX]> ive seen johns
51:00 <megamanga> DAMN GENETICS
51:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> the phone adds 150kgs
51:00 <[pythonX]> ive seen beee lolllllllllllllllllll
51:00 <simba> that picture is like HD, this is unbelievable hes a teen girl
51:00 <[pythonX]> seen mew
51:00 <Bastardly_0ne> someone sent me this pic
51:00 <Bastardly_0ne> http://i.imgur.com/RTTMBQf.jpg
51:00 <[pythonX]> mews chubby but not bad
52:00 <[pythonX]> fuk off 3am
52:00 <[pythonX]> get fuct
52:00 <Loof> coffee fixes 3am
52:00 <[pythonX]> im rollin 2 joints 
52:00 <[pythonX]> brb
53:00 <simba> dont fuck me tony
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> more cushion for the pushing :D
53:00 <[pythonX]> exactly
53:00 <Loof> might watch some chappelle show
53:00 <[pythonX]> would hate o be anarexic
53:00 <Loof> haven't seen it in years
53:00 <[pythonX]> nice loof
53:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i wonder if wayne has that fat ppl cheesy smell
53:00 <[pythonX]> i got the beard going bro
53:00 <Bastardly_0ne> smells sorta like sweaty ass crack
54:00 <simba> IM A COP U IDIOT IM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE
54:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBICj64ak0k
54:00 <[pythonX]> lol jamie
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kindergarten Cop - I'm a cop, you idiot! (Nov 22, 2007) 0:16 - Category: Comedy - 288,566 views - 743 likes (98.9%), 8 dislikes (1.1%)
54:00 <megamanga> chappelle is doing a live show 
54:00 <AngrymanXL> I bet nikky's sweaty ass crack smells like roses.
54:00 <megamanga> this month
54:00 <megamanga> 28th feb i think
54:00 <Loof> nice
54:00 <[pythonX]> lol AngrymanXL
54:00 <simba> in aus?
54:00 <Loof> i just watched the black white supremist skit
55:00 <Loof> NIGGERDOM
55:00 <megamanga> im divorcing you coz you're a nigger lover!
55:00 <Loof> LOL!
55:00 <[pythonX]> i just got invited to this board - deadmau5 is on it
56:00 <simba> he sux
56:00 <megamanga> fuck whohasnt been doxxed in here jesus
56:00 <simba> im into docking
56:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> not i
56:00 <megamanga> im into sounding
56:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> they just got mine from a skank
56:00 <[pythonX]> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-damn-bee
57:00 <[pythonX]> my shit mix
57:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> so not sure if counts
58:00 <[pythonX]> wish i could share these buds
59:00 <Loof> i'm high as fuck, time to switch to coffee
00:00 <[pythonX]> fuk oath lof got 1 here
00:00 <Loof> coffee gets rid of hunger
00:00 <[pythonX]> inddeed it does
00:00 <[pythonX]> sobers u up as well ive had  beers
00:00 <Loof> i dont need food, just smokes and coffee
00:00 <[pythonX]> 6
01:00 <[pythonX]> same
01:00 <[pythonX]> fuk food
01:00 <Loof> yep
01:00 <[pythonX]> i been droppin hge 3x shits
01:00 <[pythonX]> loosin weight
01:00 <[pythonX]> in the heat
01:00 <[pythonX]> sweating for 18 hours a day
01:00 <megamanga> have you consulted the bristol stool chart?
01:00 <[pythonX]> nup
02:00 <[pythonX]> i walk as well
02:00 <[pythonX]> got a car but rather walk atm
02:00 <[pythonX]> hop on a bus
02:00 <[pythonX]> travel in style
02:00 <simba> are you in love wayne?
02:00 <[pythonX]> mercedes busses
03:00 <[pythonX]> 2.50 go anywhere
03:00 <[pythonX]> car is cheaper than a taxi by far
03:00 <[pythonX]> but still fuckin 10 here 10 there
03:00 <[pythonX]> fuck m8
03:00 <[pythonX]> fucking v6
04:00 <[pythonX]> might sell it pt the cunt on ebay dont need it
04:00 <[pythonX]> time for a winny red
05:00 <[pythonX]> 18 bx for 20`s
05:00 <[pythonX]> fuck 
05:00 <[pythonX]> wtf
05:00 <[pythonX]> time for a winny red
05:00 <[pythonX]> <[pythonX]> 18 bx for 20`s
05:00 <[pythonX]> <[pythonX]> fuck 
05:00 <[pythonX]> 18 imo
05:00 <[pythonX]> picture of a toilet on the front of the pack
05:00 <[pythonX]> lolllllllllllllll
06:00 <[pythonX]> XD IMO
06:00 <Loof> i fried
06:00 <[pythonX]> 40 BUX FOR 50 GRAM ROLLIES
06:00 <Bastardly_0ne> damn'
06:00 <Loof> wish i could smoke inside
06:00 <[pythonX]> They last  days thou
06:00 <[pythonX]> 5
07:00 <Loof> i get 100 cigs for $25 chop chop
07:00 <[pythonX]> yeah dad smokes that
07:00 <megamanga> that shit stinks
07:00 <Loof> yep
07:00 <[pythonX]> i rekon it does
07:00 <[pythonX]> its so strong
07:00 <[pythonX]> its stronger than whiteox
07:00 <Loof> yeah i love it
08:00 <[pythonX]> its wicked for a while
08:00 <Loof> brb smoke
08:00 <[pythonX]> 35 bux i was gettin bag load
08:00 <[pythonX]> bottom of a plastic bag
08:00 <[pythonX]> half kilo
08:00 <[pythonX]> i think
08:00 <[pythonX]> 35
08:00 <[pythonX]> coughed me cunt up in the end
09:00 <[pythonX]> hello bonny
09:00 <Bonny> hello
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bonny
09:00 <Bonny> Snoopys_Gunship
09:00 <[pythonX]> wb
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> come do my work for me lol
10:00 <Bonny> the topic needs to be updated.. it's doodle's birthday today
10:00 <[pythonX]> cool
10:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> how does Bonny know these things?
10:00 <[pythonX]> ill post him a joint overnight express
10:00 <Bonny> I know a lot of things.. 
10:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> do you keep a notepad.exe with everyones birthday?
10:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> nice
11:00 <[pythonX]> bonny is a king
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she is like a walking calender lol
11:00 <Bonny> goddess actually
11:00 <[pythonX]> lolololol
11:00 <[pythonX]> kingess
11:00 <[pythonX]> titts and a donger
11:00 <[pythonX]> something bee would fuck
11:00 <Bonny> whatever floats your boat
11:00 <[pythonX]> joking
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just bash wayne Bonny i dont think he would mind
11:00 <[pythonX]> brb
12:00 <simba> wayne wayne go away
12:00 <Bonny> wayne who?
12:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> wayne kerr
12:00 <Bonny> uhuh
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [pythonX] aka shads
13:00 <Loof> fuck melbourne weather
13:00 <Bonny> hey Longie
13:00 <Bonny> oops Loof
13:00 <Loof> hey Bonny are you the fellow crazy?
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brissy weather rocks :D
13:00 <Loof> i cant remember
13:00 <Bonny> yah
13:00 <Bonny> on the same depot
13:00 <Loof> ah hey
13:00 <Loof> cool
14:00 <Loof> how are you?
14:00 <Bonny> good thanks.. yourself?
14:00 <Loof> getting there
14:00 <Bonny> cool
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> someone make me a coffee please
18:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/cVFDptvbFT8
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bush informed of 9/11 attack - Dramatization (Nov 19, 2009) 0:14 - Category: Comedy - 89,587 views - 568 likes (93.1%), 42 dislikes (6.9%)
18:00 <simba> how is this so funny
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> EAT THIS
31:00 <Bastardly_0ne> hey bonny
31:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_0ne
31:00 <Bastardly_0ne> how are you
31:00 <Bastardly_0ne> cant sleep?
31:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/602278_282320898588146_1412512858_n.jpg 
32:00 <Bonny> I'm good thanks
32:00 <Bonny> I've been meaning to go to bed since 12 am lol
32:00 <Bastardly_0ne> lol 
32:00 <Fatty> simba must sit here 24/7 7 days a week chattin
32:00 <Bastardly_0ne> same here
32:00 <Bonny> have you enrolled yet?
32:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> the 24/7 doesn't need the 7 days part
32:00 <Bastardly_0ne> nah not yet still deciding
32:00 <Bonny> k
32:00 <Fatty> simba go do something useful cook me some eggs
33:00 <Fatty> true WhoAteAllThePies
33:00 <Bastardly_0ne> bonny do you ever masturbate?
33:00 <Bonny> that's a bit personal.. :P
33:00 <Bonny> lol
33:00 <Fatty> i did fail english coz i hated reading bullshit novels about love n romance
33:00 <simba> shut the fuck up wild turkey
33:00 <Bastardly_0ne> lol sorry i'm abit drunk at the moment
33:00 <Fatty> make me u cumstain simba
33:00 <Bonny> you don't drink?
33:00 <Bastardly_0ne> forgive me if i say anything inappropiate bonny k
33:00 <Bastardly_0ne> nah i do for tonight
33:00 <Bonny> ahhh youre fake
33:00 <Bastardly_0ne> im a little depressed
34:00 <simba> jkl = fake
34:00 <Bonny> you're not b1
34:00 <Bastardly_0ne> huh?
34:00 <simba> not edge either
34:00 <Bonny> you're not the real Bastardly_0ne
34:00 <Bastardly_0ne> what makes you say this?
34:00 <Fatty> you must be coming down from meth again simba
34:00 <Bonny> the real one is with bigpond
34:00 <Bastardly_0ne> you're right, im not the real b1
34:00 <simba> stop talking 2 me wild turkey u disgusting lower class bogan
35:00 <Bastardly_0ne> the real b1 is a old ugle bald sad old coot
35:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i am a much better b1 
35:00 <Bonny> they why impersonate him if he so bad?
35:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/IT2QPqTnjzY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: geroge bush donky kong (Oct 5, 2009) 2:16 - Category: Gaming - 2,098 views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <simba> because hes lonely
35:00 <Bastardly_0ne> because i want him to be better
35:00 <Bastardly_0ne> but he isnt ever going to be 
36:00 <Bonny> wouldnt you be lowering your standards to be like him?
36:00 <Loof> is serenity aware that Fatty is WT?
36:00 <Bastardly_0ne> so simply make a better one of him
36:00 <Loof> simba
36:00 <simba> idk
36:00 <simba> doesnt even matter
36:00 <Bonny> doesn't work
36:00 <Fatty> simba youlll be forever lonely and stuck on irc as a outlet for soclising
36:00 <Bonny> you're just giving him credit
36:00 <simba> lolol
37:00 <Bastardly_0ne> wahever bonny you're like 49
37:00 <Bastardly_0ne> wth would u know granma
37:00 <Bonny> yeah and?
37:00 <Bastardly_0ne> ur pussy is dried up
37:00 <Bonny> I don't grandkids.. so I can''t be a grandma
37:00 <Bonny> have*
37:00 <Bastardly_0ne> feels like sandpaper
37:00 <simba> this is why nobody likes you on or offline jkl, you dont know how to talk to people
37:00 <Bonny> yah.. pity you won't ever try it
37:00 <Bonny> I didn't insult you so cut out the bullshit
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> im socially awkward cuz i dont have much dealings with people
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> no my fault
38:00 <Bonny> that's just excuses
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> its societys fault
38:00 <simba> its ur fault sorry
38:00 <simba> no one to blame but urself 
38:00 <Bonny> agreed
38:00 <simba> yall a lil babby
38:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> Australian Jesse Williams to receive Super Bowl ring after Seattle victory - without playing a game
38:00 <Bastardly_0ne> nah, if ppl bothered to be friends with me, then i wold have more knowledge and experience in talking to peoplpe
39:00 <[pythonX]> feels like sandpaper
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> but they avoid me like the plague
39:00 <simba> why would anybody want to be friends with you
39:00 <[pythonX]> LMFAO
39:00 <simba> you offer nothing
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> see
39:00 <simba> honestly what do you offer
39:00 <[pythonX]> Smoko
39:00 <Bonny> that's your own fault for not knowing how to socialise
39:00 <simba> its a give and take process isnt it
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> this is exactly societys atttitude towards me simba
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> like yours
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> and then u say its my fault?
39:00 <simba> again its a give and take process mate
39:00 <simba> you cant just sook about it
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> ppl like you are the snobs
39:00 <[pythonX]> uncle fucker
39:00 <Bastardly_0ne> too cool to be friends with someone like me
39:00 <simba> well either listen to this reality or die alone
39:00 <Bonny> yeah I'm such a snob
40:00 <[pythonX]> thats it
40:00 <[pythonX]> fuckin snobs
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
40:00 <Bonny> :P
40:00 <Fatty> simba thinks his dave hughes
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this song reminds me of what a Cpl said one night in the bozer
40:00 <[pythonX]> highhorse
40:00 <Bastardly_0ne> bonny your 49 your time has passed shush
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its the song everybody dance now
40:00 <Bastardly_0ne> let the young ppl tlak
40:00 <[pythonX]> bonny is 74
40:00 <Fatty> except simba couldnt afford a monaro
40:00 <[pythonX]> imo
40:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_0ne.. my time hasn't even started
40:00 <Loof> is 3:40am too early to go wake up my 2 year old cause i miss him?
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the Cpl got up and screamed poofters cant dance
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> funny as fuck watching everyone jump up and dance like retards
41:00 <Bastardly_0ne> if ur time hasnt even started at 49....then when will it start?
41:00 <Fatty> Loof soon as his old enough for school send him to boarding school
41:00 <Bastardly_0ne> u must have had a shitty life lol
41:00 <Bonny> when I die
41:00 <[pythonX]> bonny takes meds injection
41:00 <Bastardly_0ne> and this is comin from me
41:00 <simba> stop attacking Bonny because you are lonely and socially retarded
41:00 <Bastardly_0ne> the socially awkward loner
41:00 <simba> its not her fault!!!
41:00 <Bonny> lol
41:00 <Bonny> I'm loving the attention.. :)
41:00 <[pythonX]> lol i luv this channel
41:00 <Loof> Bonny is awesome!
42:00 <[pythonX]> bonny roxers
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_0ne> bonny do you have crows feet
42:00 <Bastardly_0ne> on the side of your eyes
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you are retarded [Maverick] one more you are attacking Bonny next you are her best friend
42:00 <Bonny> what's that?
42:00 <Bastardly_0ne> ?
42:00 <Bonny> it's not in my vocabulary
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
42:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> bonny is ok when she isn't pretending to know everything
42:00 <[pythonX]> if u mess with bonny u get the ol chop suiy
42:00 <Bastardly_0ne> its those ugly wrinkles
42:00 <Bastardly_0ne> old grannies like u have
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry [Maverick] was ment to be [pythonX]
43:00 <[pythonX]> yeah maverick stupid cunt
43:00 <[pythonX]> brb
43:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
43:00 <Bonny> not yet then
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck up cuntlips
43:00 <[pythonX]> leave her alone
43:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <[pythonX]> fagboy
43:00 <Bastardly_0ne> fuck up fatso
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that was pointed at you [pythonX]
44:00 <Bonny> I'm fine.. I don't need defending lol
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> lose some weight first
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> and ur even older than bonnie
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> exactly
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stop tring to get into her pants
44:00 <[pythonX]> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-rockn-triple
44:00 <Bonny> rofl
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it isnt going to work
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> gilf
44:00 <simba> i wish half of you would drop dead
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> granny id like to fuck
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol simba
44:00 <[pythonX]> triple six mix
44:00 <Bonny> my pussy is like sandpaper.. so if you have any wood to sand, be my guest
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> random
44:00 <simba> basically only Bastardly_0ne really
45:00 <[pythonX]> simbas 54 with child porn XD
45:00 <simba> Bastardly_0ne: drop dead
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i thought we bonded over GTA 5 simba
45:00 <[pythonX]> HERE WE GO AGAIN
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [pythonX] do everyone a favour and fucking jump off a cliff ok thanks
45:00 <[pythonX]> LOLOLOLOL
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> and our hate for Saemon
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> why u saying this to me now?
45:00 <simba> r u pretending to be someone else because everyone especially u hates u
45:00 <Fatty> why is simba attacking/abusing everyone tonight?
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> yeah ok
45:00 <[pythonX]> BE QUIET SNOOPY JESUS FUCKFACE
45:00 <simba> jkl isnt everyone
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> so i hate myself.
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> my life sucks
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> im shit
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> happy?
46:00 <simba> leave irc
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i know it no need to remind me
46:00 <simba> pls leave
46:00 <[pythonX]> u can improve it with coke
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that didnt even make sense cuntlips, not until you can put a proper sentence together dont speak to me :)
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> no i dont want to because aside from irc
46:00 <[pythonX]> enjoy
46:00 <Bonny> and then you reckon I have a crappy life with a pruned sandpaper feeling pussy lol
46:00 <[pythonX]> bblrz
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i have nothing else
46:00 <simba> im sure ur sandpaper pussy smells lovely
46:00 <[pythonX]> oo,oo <--- snoopy
46:00 <Fatty> irc will make ur life worse then what it is already with all these smart nerds becoming cyber terrorists
46:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> u can use it to grate cheese
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i apologise bonny for being mean to you earlier
46:00 <Bonny> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i do that alot
47:00 <simba> im in this ad http://youtu.be/fJgGy4Q55wc
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Samboy - Hit Me With a Samboy Chip 1991 Ad (Feb 2, 2009) 0:30 - Category: People and Blogs - 20,469 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> when i get depressed
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> about myself
47:00 <Bonny> that's a great idea WhoAteAllThePies
47:00 <[pythonX]> fuck off fatty U SKINNY RUNT
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i vent it out in forms of attacking other people
47:00 <Fatty> when i get depressed i cut myself
47:00 <[pythonX]> LOL
47:00 <[pythonX]> LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE
47:00 <[pythonX]> A FUCKIN COMEDIAN
47:00 <[pythonX]> BBLRZ
48:00 <Fatty> who ever called potatoe a spud is a dud
48:00 <[pythonX]> HEH
48:00 <WhoAteAllThePies> ciao
48:00 <[pythonX]> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:00 <Fatty> johninja
48:00 <simba> lmao
48:00 <Fatty> was he drunk again
49:00 <Loof> hurry up and be 420
49:00 <[pythonX]> Dunno man funny cunt
49:00 <[pythonX]> joints at 420 loof
49:00 <Loof> for sho
49:00 <[pythonX]> ive chopped up
49:00 <[pythonX]> on laptop
49:00 <[pythonX]> heh
49:00 <Fatty> fuck joints smoke bongs
49:00 <Loof> i'm gonna vape weed on the beach today
49:00 <Loof> might get the manboobs out
50:00 <[pythonX]> fuck oath
50:00 <[pythonX]> bonny u got titty pics for the boys dear
50:00 <Bonny> nope..
50:00 <[pythonX]> k
50:00 <[pythonX]> no surprise
50:00 <[pythonX]> bbl dj
50:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> stop saying bbl and fuck off 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I see twat boy has started again now he thinks ops have gone to sleep
54:00 <Bastardly_0ne> lol say whaaaaaaat?
54:00 <Bastardly_0ne> u only noticed me with this nick now?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard me you stupid little fuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike you I have a life
54:00 <Bastardly_0ne> been using this nick for like the past last 6 hours nigga
54:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
55:00 <Bastardly_0ne> yasure exciting life in gta 5.
55:00 <Bastardly_0ne> gotcha.
55:00 <Bastardly_0ne> did u like steal a new truck or something?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know it's against austnet rules doing what you're doing?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> should be fun when BlackDevil wakes up
55:00 <Bastardly_0ne> bahahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> about time you got a z-line
55:00 <Bastardly_0ne> ohhhh the authority huh
56:00 <Bastardly_0ne> well i got one word for ya
56:00 <Loof> legs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_0ne> YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ 
56:00 <Bastardly_0ne> :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously the mind of a 5yr old
57:00 <simba> just found shads mobile number on his facebook 
57:00 <simba> gonna see if he picks up
57:00 <Bonny> lol
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahaha
57:00 <Bastardly_0ne> lol nice
58:00 <simba> dam old numebr
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
58:00 <simba> ill stick 2 picard
58:00 <Bastardly_0ne> Bastardly_0ne ok i apologise for using this nick i will change it
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wayne is the type of guy that would fucking mow in the middle of the night to fuck off the shift workers
58:00 <[pythonX]> ha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sad little fuck jkl
59:00 <simba> party time excellent
59:00 <Bastardly_1> fiiiiine
59:00 <Bastardly_Two> happy??
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
00:00 <Loof> jkl = juvinile kid lover?
00:00 <Bonny> junenile kidney lover
00:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
01:00 <Bonny> simon said
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuckers
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now you make me wanna watch die hard
02:00 <Bastardly_One> would be good if saemon died hard
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I digress
02:00 <Loof> saemon can't get hard
04:00 <Bastardly_Two> your mum disagrees.
04:00 <Bastardly_Two> ownt.
04:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol
05:00 <Loof> wish i hadn't shaved off my beard
05:00 <Loof> this time i'm going to grow it down to my gut
05:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine having a life as pathetic as Saemon
05:00 <Bonny> nothing to fiddle with?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why he hasn't killed himself
06:00 <Loof> yeah Bonny, i feel naked
06:00 <Bonny> hehehe
06:00 <Loof> and me and naked don't agree with each other
06:00 <Bonny> what's wrong with naked?
06:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol ooh dayyyem
06:00 <Loof> manboobs, stretchmarks
07:00 <Loof> i could go on
07:00 <Bastardly_Two> Bastardly_One umad?
07:00 <Loof> :(
07:00 <Bonny> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_Two> u seem really mad now Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bonny> nothing wrong with stretch marks
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got them :D
07:00 <Bastardly_Two> YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ 
08:00 <Loof> i'm covered in em and now that i've lost the weight the skin just sags
08:00 <Bastardly_One> even I had believe it or not
08:00 <Bastardly_One> even I have
08:00 <Bastardly_Two> ew
08:00 <Bastardly_Two> stretch marks are yuk
08:00 <Bastardly_Two> but thats what happens when u are old
08:00 <Bastardly_Two> your skin loses its elasticity
09:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, this cunt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> really needs to give up
09:00 <Bastardly_Two> in Bastardly_One's case, u just look like a fucken orc
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just commit suicide
09:00 <Loof> b1 try /ignore
09:00 <Loof> works wonders
09:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol Bastardly_One really pissed now
09:00 <Loof> if we all ignore him he might go away
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore is for the weak
09:00 <Loof> no
10:00 <Bonny> <Loof> i'm covered in em and now that i've lost the weight the skin just sags <- have you tried exercising to tone the skin?
10:00 <Bastardly_Two> http://www.wrestleenigma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Yes-yes-yes-Bryan.jpg
10:00 <Bastardly_Two> YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ YES! \o/ 
10:00 <Loof> does that work?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you have hopes ... he's like that nerd who just doesn't get the hint
10:00 <Bastardly_Two> nah we're good Bastardly_One
10:00 <Bonny> thinks so.. google it
11:00 <Bastardly_Two> its sall good man we're just breakin balls
11:00 <Bastardly_Two> takin the piss out of eachother
11:00 <Loof> hope it does work cause im doing a fair bit of exercise
11:00 <Bastardly_Two> its wat aussie mate blokes do to eachother
11:00 <Bastardly_One> die you annoying little stalker
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you really don't get it do you?
11:00 <Bonny> oh that's good.. :)
11:00 <Bastardly_Two> haha oh yew
11:00 <Bastardly_Two> sthop it
11:00 <Loof> i'm always sore though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bonny
12:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One he has nothing better to do in his life.. he is depraved of sex too
12:00 <Bastardly_Two> ermm
12:00 <Bastardly_One> those federation arseholes are slack
12:00 <Bastardly_Two> i see escorts like every 2nd night
12:00 <Bonny> what happened with the feds?
12:00 <Bastardly_Two> so i get quite abit of sex.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted my invoice ...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not got it yet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want that shit done by fri if possible
12:00 <Bonny> you have to pay for it? that's sad.. lol
12:00 <Bastardly_Two> so what
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no, that's what I mean
12:00 <Loof> whats federation?
12:00 <Bastardly_Two> sex is sex
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not shown up to do so
13:00 <Bonny> that was to Bastardly_Two
13:00 <Bastardly_One> federation uni is where I'm doin' my thingo
13:00 <Loof> oh cool
13:00 <Bastardly_Two> i want my cock sucked, and i can pay for it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> course ... whatever it is
13:00 <Bastardly_Two> thats good to me
13:00 <Bonny> watch it it doesn't get bitten off instead lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid is full of it Bonny
13:00 <Bastardly_Two> cock in mouth is cock in mouth, it feels good whether its payed for or not
13:00 <Bonny> yup
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure he still lives at home
14:00 <Bastardly_Two> never happened yet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the times you don't see him he's "grounded"
14:00 <Bonny> most likely
14:00 <Bastardly_Two> they want to get paid  
14:00 <Bonny> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a sec
14:00 <Bonny> sif pay for sex
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dealing with bullshit artist
14:00 <Bastardly_Two> if they bite my cock obviosuly they are not gona get the money that they need to feed their kid or drug or watever 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> think you know who I mean
14:00 <Loof> if i could afford it i'd pay
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ready to punch the shit out of the cunt :)
14:00 <Bonny> no one would love you so you have to pay for it lol
14:00 <Bastardly_Two> meh 
15:00 <Bastardly_Two> sex is not about love for me
15:00 <Bonny> sad
15:00 <Bastardly_Two> sex is about sucking on a hot chicks toes
15:00 <Bastardly_Two> have her pee on my chest
15:00 <Loof> its a shame you didn't lose ur virginity before you became a cripple
15:00 <Bastardly_Two> wild crazy shit
15:00 <Bonny> I don't need to know your intimate details with a escort
16:00 <Bastardly_Two> i thought it'd me nice to share
16:00 <Bonny> there is such thing as oversharing
16:00 <Bastardly_Two> oh you're just a prude
16:00 <Loof> like farting to much
16:00 <Loof> oversharing
16:00 <Bastardly_Two> most old ladies your age are
16:00 <Bonny> not really.. just the thought of you having sex revolts me
16:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol
17:00 <Loof> oooh snap!
17:00 <Bastardly_Two> now i know that you want me
17:00 <Bastardly_Two> im like han solo
17:00 <Bonny> yeah with a 10 foot barge pole
17:00 <Bastardly_Two> and you're princess leia
17:00 <Loof> oh god now nerd wars references
17:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol i can totally see the chemistry now
17:00 <Bonny> who knows what diseases you have
17:00 <Bastardly_Two> princess leia acted this exact same way towards han solo
17:00 <Bastardly_Two> it seemed like she was revolted by him
17:00 <Loof> star wars sucks dick
18:00 <Bonny> you base your life from a movie?
18:00 <Loof> lucas is a pedo
18:00 <Bastardly_Two> but in truth, she wanted his cock bad
18:00 <Bastardly_Two> star wars is not a movie
18:00 <Bastardly_Two> its a fucken religion to mer
18:00 <Bonny> rofl
18:00 <Loof> it's silly
18:00 <Bonny> you need more help than I do lol
18:00 <Loof> why use light sabers instead of guns?
18:00 <Loof> stupid
19:00 <Bastardly_Two> so u wont touch me bonny
19:00 <Bonny> nup
19:00 <Bastardly_Two> would u pee on my chest?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
19:00 <Loof> who'd want to fuck a legless freak?
19:00 <Bonny> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_Two> no touching involved in peeing on  my chest
19:00 <Bonny> especially a drunk legless freak
19:00 <Bastardly_Two> all u have to do is squat over me while i lay down
20:00 <Loof> lay down sit down, that's all you can do
20:00 <Bastardly_Two> and relieve yourself
20:00 <Bastardly_Two> and i will be masturbating
20:00 <Bonny> that's his daily exercise routine
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Loof> highlight of his day, the masturbation session
20:00 <Bonny> yup lol
20:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol jerking off arm is like hellboys
20:00 <Bastardly_Two> my
21:00 <Bonny> I thought you jerk with your hands, not arms lol
21:00 <Loof> he jerks with tweezers
21:00 <Bonny> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_Two> yeah but the arm makes movement too
21:00 <Bonny> he would need pepper too to sneeze it out
21:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_Two> u seem to not know much about male masturbation techniques bonny, i will tell u my fav
22:00 <Bonny> no need
22:00 <Bonny> I'm a lesbian lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> as of right now anyway
22:00 <Bastardly_Two> i put my erect penis between my thighs, and then i squeeze them together and do a cycling motion
22:00 <Bonny> yup
22:00 <Bastardly_Two> cum hands free
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're enough to make any woman go lesbian
22:00 <Bastardly_Two> its fucken awesome
23:00 <Bonny> I rather jump the fence than have sex with him lol
23:00 <Bastardly_Two> i know u are gona try it Bastardly_One lol
23:00 <Bastardly_Two> dont act like u are not
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is up with him so desperate for my attention?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sad really
24:00 <Loof> he's in love
24:00 <Bonny> yup
24:00 <Bonny> rofl
24:00 <Bastardly_Two> maybe i do
24:00 <Bastardly_Two> i am bi-curious
24:00 <Loof> bi
24:00 <Bastardly_Two> i already do have a crush on simba
24:00 <Bonny> brb
24:00 <Bastardly_Two> but thats just cuz he treats me bad
24:00 <simba> Get In Line Bitch
25:00 <Bastardly_Two> i have a thing for bad bois
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_Two> but i feel Bastardly_One, we connect on a more deeper level
25:00 <Bastardly_Two> like with simba, its just superficial
25:00 <Loof> you are seriously fucking deluded
25:00 <simba> boring
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the only connection you'd feel is my fist in your face ... several times
25:00 <simba> ur boring jkl 
25:00 <Loof> crazy and crippled, quite a combo
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> with a twist
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> im bi-curious
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> :P
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> so im a combo twister
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> get it?
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> kfc
26:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol
26:00 <Loof> my god
26:00 <simba> you need to leave
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is it possible to be lamer than beehhh and Pandas combined?
27:00 <Loof> he's like a child drunk for the first time
28:00 <simba> barracuda 
29:00 <Bastardly_Two> loof rimes with poof
29:00 <Bastardly_Two> lol
29:00 <Loof> yes, yes it does
29:00 <simba> rhymes***
29:00 <simba> you fucking DEADSHIT
29:00 <simba> fucking private school education lands u "rimeS"
29:00 <simba> fuck ur a FAGGOT
31:00 <Bastardly_Two> ......
31:00 <Bastardly_Two> (:O
31:00 <Bastardly_Two> .....  :~O
32:00 <simba> Sail Away
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> about time you got back fucker
32:00 <Loof> like ur dad
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> these other cunts were putting me to sleep
32:00 <megamanga> i had to unlock like 150 doors
32:00 <megamanga> fuck
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
32:00 <Bastardly_Two> i didnt do anything throughout highschool
32:00 <Bastardly_Two> i just bludged
32:00 <Bastardly_Two> gimme a break
33:00 <megamanga> it tends to be loony time from midnight to 0600
33:00 <Bastardly_Two> so i cant spell so wat plenty of disleksick people around the place
33:00 <simba> so fuck you and die thats what
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at least i can safely say i got someone to do my work for me lol
33:00 <simba> and maybe eat some of my shit too
33:00 <Bastardly_Two> ooh scat?
33:00 <Bastardly_Two> :P
34:00 <Bastardly_Two> u into that sorta thing? serious here
34:00 <Loof> bored little child
34:00 <Loof> trying to shock us
34:00 <Loof> meh
35:00 <Bastardly_Two> only persons shit that i would contemplate eating so far, is megan foxes
35:00 <Bastardly_Two> maybe miranda kerr
35:00 <Bastardly_Two> thats it
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCKING CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU ARE RUINING MY DREAMS
36:00 <Bastardly_Two> stop shouting geez luweese
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well you fucking ruined my dreams cunt thanks
36:00 <Bastardly_Two> wet dreams?
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> exactly
37:00 <megamanga> MAH DREAMS
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what megamanga said
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its the only thing that puts us to sleep during the day
38:00 <megamanga> i dont sleep
38:00 <megamanga> i am universl soldier
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck off bitch
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s720x720/1621724_684876054897367_1781732534_n.jpg
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> excuse me a minute while i go visit the mens room
40:00 <megamanga> that would be handy to clear out the neighborhood
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck the neighbourhood the whole CBD
41:00 <Loof> abos first
45:00 <Loof> sorry
45:00 <Loof> that comment was abosolutely abohorent
46:00 <megamanga> shoot jerry cans at them
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Loof> sniff!
48:00 <Loof> i wanna play battlefield but the adrenaline just straightens me up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got a 9 gran bounty on me on GTA O ... logged off
51:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *grand
51:00 <Loof> would love to be playing that game
51:00 <Loof> cant wait
52:00 <Loof> i'll wait for a pc version or a bigger tv and console whatever comes first
53:00 <Loof> thank fuck
53:00 <Loof> most annoying cunt ever
53:00 <Loof> hope you get him zlined
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> is the pc version even out yet for GTA V
54:00 <Loof> nope
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cunts lol
54:00 <Loof> i know right
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> looks like im sticking to my game then lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> doing a bank run
55:00 <[pythonX]> u stoned LOOFY
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hey fatso
55:00 <Loof> just had two huge cones
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off and die
56:00 <[pythonX]> ITS GUNNA BE :30AM MULLERS N PACKERS
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
56:00 <[pythonX]> 5:30AM
56:00 <[pythonX]> I was busy mixing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how sexy are you eh? http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
56:00 <[pythonX]> did a sick track
56:00 <[pythonX]> 5 synths over mixing
56:00 <[pythonX]> at once
56:00 <[pythonX]> off its cunt
57:00 <[pythonX]> does ya head in
57:00 <Bastardly_One> [[pythonX]] did a shit track
57:00 <[pythonX]> cuppa biab
57:00 <[pythonX]> smoko
57:00 <Bastardly_One> [[pythonX]] did a shit track ... because m8 ... I was so busy eating
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't make songs for shit ey?
57:00 <[pythonX]> 4 fingers in my left hand r numb
58:00 <[pythonX]> brb
58:00 <[pythonX]> djz
59:00 <[pythonX]> did a new logo as well
59:00 <[pythonX]> its funny as
59:00 <[pythonX]> looks like god in the sunset on a mountain
59:00 <[pythonX]> XD XD
59:00 <[pythonX]> WB LIZZY
59:00 <[pythonX]> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
59:00 <[pythonX]> ITS SHADS
00:00 <[pythonX]> BBS
00:00 <[pythonX]> Woosh,...
00:00 <lumeah> lol hi shads
00:00 <druidess> shadsie
00:00 <Loof> druidess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <druidess> lumeah ya whore
01:00 <druidess> loof pumpkins
01:00 <lumeah> i can't sleep 
01:00 <lumeah> lol
01:00 <Loof> how are ya babe?
01:00 <B1-back-soon> druidess sucks
01:00 <B1-back-soon> but not me
01:00 <B1-back-soon> :(
01:00 <B1-back-soon> *goes to cry for a while*
01:00 <Loof> me either :(
01:00 <B1-back-soon> back soon! *sobs*
01:00 <lumeah> aww 
02:00 <lumeah> why am i a whore. lol
02:00 <megamanga> where the white wimmens at
02:00 <druidess> naw build a bridge :)
02:00 <druidess> lumeah its my term of endearment to u
03:00 <druidess> i dunno if u are or not
03:00 <lumeah> llol probably fitting 
03:00 <Loof> whores rule
03:00 <lumeah> lol am lol
03:00 <Loof> thank god for whores
03:00 <lumeah> lol
03:00 <Loof> bless them
03:00 <druidess> lol
03:00 <[pythonX]> morning whores
03:00 <[pythonX]> lol
03:00 <lumeah> and jigalos. lol
03:00 <[pythonX]> yup
04:00 <[pythonX]> i wish
04:00 <lumeah> lol
04:00 <[pythonX]> mmm coffee
04:00 <lumeah> cum see me well figure something out 
04:00 <druidess> u dirty whore
04:00 <lumeah> lol  
04:00 <megamanga> shads has it in the bag
04:00 <Bonny> night! :)
05:00 <Loof> whores and weed make earth ok
05:00 <lumeah> bad lumeah
05:00 <lumeah> f yeah. 
05:00 <lumeah> bye
06:00 <Saemon> how old is nikky?
06:00 <lumeah> anyone got ops experience 
06:00 <lumeah> im lazy 
06:00 <megamanga> 56
06:00 <Saemon> dayem
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol lumeah ive been a op for 15 years almost lol
06:00 <megamanga> ive been an og all my life
07:00 <lumeah> can i pm u? 
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure
07:00 <Saemon> da fuck
07:00 <Saemon> u a noob lumeah?
07:00 <Saemon> sif u ask for permission
07:00 <Saemon> lol
07:00 <Saemon> just pm someone if u want to
07:00 <lumeah> yes kill me
07:00 <lumeah> lol
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its common sense to ask first idiot
07:00 <Saemon> andit would be up to them
07:00 <[pythonX]> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-brother-sister
07:00 <Saemon> if they choose to rpely or not
07:00 <Saemon> simple
07:00 <lumeah> kill me now 
08:00 <megamanga> why do you call everything analogue church
08:00 <Saemon> no need for such etiquette and courtesy lol
08:00 <[pythonX]> grumpy you fuckn pig slut
08:00 <Saemon> your not meeting the queen of britain ffs
08:00 <[pythonX]> go AND FUCK YASELF
08:00 <simba> actually thats how irc and chat online has usually worked Saemon, you newbie :~)
08:00 <[pythonX]> LOL
08:00 <[pythonX]> chill chill
08:00 <[pythonX]> smoko
08:00 <Saemon> simba
09:00 <Saemon> i see you havent orgasmed yet from your haturbating session
09:00 <[pythonX]> simba looks like mr squiggle :)))))))))))))))))))))
09:00 <megamanga> can i send you a pic of my nads
09:00 <[pythonX]> XD IMO
09:00 <megamanga> thanks
09:00 <Saemon> do u need sum lube simba?
09:00 <simba> Saemon only started using the internet in 2008 thats why he seems so retarded
09:00 <[pythonX]> just had a 3 minute shower hardly dried my self
09:00 <Saemon> fuck off i was here in 2002
09:00 <Saemon> u know this
09:00 <simba> n000000000000000000000b
10:00 <megamanga> back when i used the internet we had to walk 50 miles in the snow to get 4200 baud
10:00 <megamanga> yerp
10:00 <[pythonX]> i had a usr 1440
10:00 <[pythonX]> leetest
11:00 <simba> Logging on to Network...
11:00 <simba> iPrimus 56k
11:00 <[pythonX]> simba looks like mr squiggle :)))))))))))))))))))))
11:00 <megamanga> dat slow porn
12:00 <megamanga> they dont do unlimited 100meg fiber
12:00 <megamanga> cunts
12:00 <[pythonX]> hmmm fiber
12:00 <Loof> i had to live with a 4g telstra dongle last week
12:00 <Saemon> du du du du der der derh
12:00 <[pythonX]> thats leet
12:00 <Loof> man 4g still sucks
12:00 <Loof> fast but 5gb for $100
12:00 <[pythonX]> 4g has a f dl limit
12:00 <[pythonX]> ffs
12:00 <Saemon> thats the tone
13:00 <Saemon> of dial up modem
13:00 <Saemon> lol
13:00 <[pythonX]> 500mb
13:00 <[pythonX]> lolllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <megamanga> badunga dunga rrrrttttt zzzzzzrrrrrrr
13:00 <[pythonX]> 1gig or slut shit
13:00 <Saemon> spend the whole night downloading a 3bm song
13:00 <Saemon> 3mb
13:00 <Saemon> from kazaa
13:00 <Saemon> in 2001
13:00 <megamanga> it took ages 
13:00 <Loof> Saemon u mean you're actually not 10?
13:00 <[pythonX]> youd log off the net out of credit 3mb 9 times
14:00 <megamanga> i got kicked off an isp when i was on dialup
14:00 <megamanga> dling to much how does that work
14:00 <Saemon> or when u are downloading a huge file, and then its nearly done, someone calls your home phone
14:00 <Saemon> and u get dc
14:00 <[pythonX]> i used to throw every cunt off line on dialup
14:00 <Saemon> fyl
14:00 <[pythonX]> was fun
14:00 <Saemon> lol
15:00 <Saemon> those who lived through those times
15:00 <Saemon> know to appreciate what we got now 
15:00 <lumeah> why pythonx shads? 
15:00 <Saemon> these damn kids these days dont know what its like 
15:00 <Loof> i had a god damn c64, you kids dont know what it's like lol
16:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <simba> i was all about the n64
16:00 <Loof> bruce lee, best game ever
16:00 <Loof> pilot wings on n64 was awesome
16:00 <Loof> and zelda
17:00 <Loof> and that massive combo game, forgot the name
17:00 <Loof> was 2d
17:00 <simba> hell yea
17:00 <lumeah> yay zelda
18:00 <simba> fighter?
18:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <simba> tony hawks ultimate fighter
18:00 <simba> BLAST CORPS
18:00 <Loof> nah killer instinct!
18:00 <simba> O yea
18:00 <simba> i have that on SNES never played 64
19:00 <Loof> snes mkII
19:00 <Loof> awesome
19:00 <simba> those fighters r so hard
19:00 <Loof> king of the fighters and sf2
19:00 <Loof> samurai showdown
19:00 <Saemon> contra
19:00 <Loof> i was unbeatable on a challange sf2
19:00 <simba> i wish arcades were still a thing
20:00 <simba> like a big thing
20:00 <Loof> yeah me too
20:00 <Saemon> central markets and chinatown still has arcade machines
20:00 <Saemon> and cinemas
20:00 <druidess> yeah
20:00 <simba> getting a SFII cabinet would own but maybe if you also got 2 asians with it to permantly play it and you can play them to practice
20:00 <druidess> i wish i had my own arcade
21:00 <Loof> my brother has one
21:00 <Loof> i kick his ass to easy though
23:00 <simba> play him for it
23:00 <simba> 4:1)
24:00 <simba> Jesus: the worst sinner of them all
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Jack is literally a dog
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so is his nick
33:00 <Saemon> ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> his current dog is snoopy
33:00 <lumeah> hi,  Bastard
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hey lumeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
33:00 <Loof> yay b1!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid random stoned question lumeah ... but
33:00 <lumeah> up a bit couldn't sleeps
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's irrlevant really
33:00 <lumeah> kol
33:00 <lumeah> ok
33:00 <Bastardly_One> m/f?
34:00 <lumeah> f
34:00 <lumeah> u
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
34:00 <Bastardly_One> both :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> male :P
34:00 <lumeah> lol
34:00 <lumeah> ok
34:00 <lumeah> share? 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'd be Bitchy_One :P
35:00 <lumeah> where u from? 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just outside of melbourne ... yourself?
35:00 <lumeah> im not  a complete nood just haven't used mirc in years
36:00 <lumeah> *noob
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna correct
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... :P
36:00 <lumeah> south of syd
36:00 <Saemon> how old are you lumeah?
36:00 <lumeah> 35
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and fair enough ... woolongong then? :P
37:00 <lumeah> Wollongong yes
37:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is 50
37:00 <Saemon> just so you know
37:00 <lumeah> ah cool
37:00 <lumeah> ta
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually 44 ... but he thinks he annoys me with the age thing
37:00 <lumeah> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he just annoys me because he's an annoying twat
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no particular reason
38:00 <Saemon> lol me and Bastardly_One are mates
38:00 <Saemon> we just take the piss out of eachother
38:00 <lumeah> still share your current state? lol
38:00 <Saemon> at the end of the day, its all good
38:00 <Bastardly_One> in his deluded stalking mind he is
38:00 <lumeah> cool
38:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand the little fool :)
38:00 <lumeah> lol
38:00 <Saemon> we're like a married couple lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just ignore him
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he does go away eventually
39:00 <Bastardly_One> pretend he's not there
39:00 <lumeah> where u from saemon a/s/l? 
39:00 <Saemon> im from adelaide
39:00 <Saemon> 26
39:00 <lumeah> lo ok
39:00 <Saemon> male
39:00 <lumeah> cool
39:00 <Saemon> how about yourself?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> mentally 13
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she just told you idiot
40:00 <lumeah> lol yup
40:00 <Saemon> haha just ignore the grumpy old man lumeah
40:00 <Saemon> he hasnt had his nap yet
40:00 <Duke_36> lol
40:00 <lumeah> lol
40:00 <lumeah> funny
41:00 <Saemon> so wats your fav shows lumeah?
41:00 <lumeah> skippy
41:00 <lumeah> lol
41:00 <Saemon> skippy the kangaroo?
41:00 <lumeah> the bush kangaroo 
41:00 <Saemon> nice
41:00 <Saemon> thats an australia classic
42:00 <Saemon> i actually like the theme song
42:00 <Saemon> skippeeeeeeee, skippeeeeeeee
42:00 <lumeah> rof. lol
42:00 <Saemon> so im guess....u dont really like it do you
43:00 <[pythonX]> lumeah is simba xd
43:00 <Saemon> lol i just embaressed myself
43:00 <[pythonX]> im a gardener
43:00 <[pythonX]> lolololol
43:00 <lumeah> nah I  like the pawn shows. lol. cartoons  
43:00 <[pythonX]> simba wipe those shitlips,............XD IMO
43:00 <lumeah> im not simba
43:00 <lumeah> lol
44:00 <[pythonX]> YOUVE GOT A COCK
44:00 <Saemon> wats happened to Bastardly_One?
44:00 <Saemon> he's gona all quiet
44:00 <[pythonX]> hes at work
44:00 <lumeah> i wish i had a cock laying next to me.. 
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <Saemon> old man feels left out and the young people talking
44:00 <simba> just a cock or attached to a man?
44:00 <[pythonX]> well lumeah send us your pic
44:00 <Saemon> nice lumeah
44:00 <[pythonX]> easy isnt it
45:00 <Saemon> :P
45:00 <Saemon> i can be that cock ahahaha
45:00 <lumeah> stuff the man... lol to much trouble.. lol
45:00 <Saemon> not being too forward i hope? ;P
45:00 <simba> go on, send her your pic Saemon
45:00 <[pythonX]> lumeah do u swallow
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if she has even half a thought ... that would be to kill herself before having sex with shads or Saemon
45:00 <[pythonX]> or gargle
46:00 <Duke_36> lol very classy fellas.
46:00 <Saemon> shut up Bastardly_One
46:00 <Saemon> ur just jelous in getting along with her
46:00 <[pythonX]> treat em mean keep em keen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Duke
46:00 <Saemon> dont fucken cock block me old man
46:00 <lumeah> lol im laughing to hard i can't type.. lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she's humouring you
46:00 <[pythonX]> be a pussy like simba 95 still single
46:00 <Bastardly_One> chances are she thinks you're a fuckwit like everyone else does
46:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Saemon> watever u need viagra thats why u so bitter towards me
47:00 <Duke_36> finally get a nice lady in here and you guys dont know how to be nice.
47:00 <Saemon> lumeah, can i ask u a funny question?
47:00 <lumeah> ok
47:00 <[pythonX]> could have a head like a raffle ticket 4 all u knows dukey bwoy
47:00 <Saemon> do you know what 'watersports' is
47:00 <Saemon> ?
47:00 <[pythonX]> XD
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
48:00 <lumeah> are u being dirty
48:00 <lumeah> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no hope for the hopeless I guess
48:00 <[pythonX]> 6AM FUK THAT FLEW
48:00 <Duke_36> Bastardly_One I agree.
48:00 <Saemon> lol lumeah
48:00 <Saemon> am i?
48:00 <lumeah> :p
48:00 <Saemon> whats so dirty about 'watersports' eh :P
49:00 <[pythonX]> JOINT TIME
49:00 <[pythonX]> AFTER A WINNIE RED
49:00 <[pythonX]> LOL
49:00 <simba> jesus christ
49:00 <[pythonX]> LUMEAH WHAT SORT OF SETP NICK IS THAT
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon stop msging me
50:00 <[pythonX]> setup
50:00 <druidess> does anyone know anything about dreams
50:00 <[pythonX]> im in sydney anyways
50:00 <[pythonX]> miles away
50:00 <druidess> and what they sorta mean
50:00 <[pythonX]> welp
50:00 <[pythonX]> 2hour flight
50:00 <[pythonX]> my shout
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I can try if these fuckheads shut up sarah
50:00 <[pythonX]> if u wear ur cut off jeans
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if I say I've no idea then I'll be honest :P
51:00 <[pythonX]> mmmmm
51:00 <Saemon> lumeah i want you to squat over my face and pee into my mouth while i masturbate.
51:00 <Saemon> what do you think?
51:00 <[pythonX]> spose a fucks out of the question
51:00 <Saemon> up for it?
51:00 <[pythonX]> nothing like the real thing simba
51:00 <lumeah> you can't smoke in here unless you're shareing.. lol :p new rules. lol
51:00 <simba> jesus christ
51:00 <[pythonX]> okies take one
51:00 <[pythonX]> oh hang on lemme light it xd
51:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of smoking
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a cone to put up with fatso
52:00 <simba> you guys are disgusting loners
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and wheels
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they are aren't they?
52:00 <Saemon> lumeah u there?
52:00 <simba> PIGS
52:00 <simba> absolute pigs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I know people into that stuff right?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but they don't do it for affect
52:00 <lumeah> yeah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> because they're sad little people
52:00 <[pythonX]> clamentine wil join soon,....IMO
52:00 <Saemon> lumeah did u read what i asked you?
52:00 <druidess> saemon go suck a goat testicle 
52:00 <Loof> Saemon stop being so despo
53:00 <[pythonX]> LOL SARAH
53:00 <Loof> it's pathetic
53:00 <lumeah> lol yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he already has druidess
53:00 <Saemon> fuck off loof dont cock block me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he does that on thursdays
53:00 <[pythonX]> SUCK N OLD DEAD BUMPER IN THE GUTTER BAY
53:00 <[pythonX]> OH GOOD LORD
53:00 <Loof> Saemon your cock is already blocked
53:00 <[pythonX]> LOL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a cock?
53:00 <druidess> thanks for ur help u cunts
53:00 <Loof> no woman wants to fuck a cripple, get it into your head
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how would he know? isn't he paralysed?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not it Loof
54:00 <simba> druidess dont look into ur dreams too much theyre just thoughts
54:00 <Saemon> pity fuck
54:00 <Saemon> sympathy fuck
54:00 <[pythonX]> ITS CLEO ON A NEW ISP
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one wants to fuck a 13yr old child
54:00 <Saemon> ever heard of it?
54:00 <Saemon> sex is sex
54:00 <Loof> B1 i could find someone
54:00 <simba> ever heard of leaving irc
54:00 <lumeah> desperate fuck.. lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> basically what woman would want to fuck a guy that acts like a 13yr old boy in every sense of the word?
54:00 <Saemon> lumeah why are u ignoring me?
54:00 <[pythonX]> ILL FUCK ANYTHING
55:00 <[pythonX]> JOKE
55:00 <Bastardly_One> besides Loof's wife I mean :D
55:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
55:00 <Loof> i wont fuck her
55:00 <lumeah> im not lol
55:00 <Loof> why should he
55:00 <Saemon> ah cool
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no, the comment on the 13 yr old mind
55:00 <[pythonX]> DONT EMBARRESS HER SHE MIGHT BE PRETTY
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I said except your wife ... she would
55:00 <Saemon> wat do u think of guys with a foot fetish lumeah?
55:00 <lumeah> gezz fellas lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she wants to do you :P
55:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One shut up and let lumeah talk cunt
55:00 <lumeah> *shakes head* 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lumeah, they're beyond a joke huh?
56:00 <[pythonX]> rosey cheeks and a cute bumhole
56:00 <Loof> Saemon you don't get much exposure to women do you?
56:00 <lumeah> lol got no idea lol
56:00 <Loof> so despo
56:00 <[pythonX]> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Duke_36 is telling them to stfu because he wants in your pants probably
56:00 <druidess> simba this dream was terrible though
56:00 <Saemon> loof ur just jelous im talking to lumeah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but simba and I aren't :P
56:00 <simba> you can tell he and shads havent had a warm hug from a woman in many years
56:00 <Saemon> see this lumeah
56:00 <Saemon> they are all jelous of me
56:00 <Saemon> cuz im male and im tlaking to you and they are not
56:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, or spoken to one
57:00 <simba> i can actually feel how lonely they are
57:00 <Saemon> this room is full of pathetic lonely
57:00 <[pythonX]> fuking daylight
57:00 <simba> i feel like hugging 1 of them myself
57:00 <Saemon> deparate guys
57:00 <Loof> Saemon calling people despo
57:00 <Saemon> the moment a new female comes in
57:00 <Loof> OL!
57:00 <Saemon> they are all over her
57:00 <Saemon> smothering her
57:00 <simba> haha wow hes losing it
57:00 <Loof> holy shit
57:00 <Saemon> fucken sad
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hug them and I'll have to burn you to death ... you'll be infested with something
57:00 <simba> this is amazing
57:00 <druidess> saemon theres a German scheisser porn site thats right up ur alley
57:00 <simba> hes actually blown his fuse now
57:00 <Loof> you just explained exactly what ur doing you fucking idiot
57:00 <Loof> die
57:00 <simba> this is matthew-esque
57:00 <Saemon> nah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOVE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIGHT?
58:00 <Saemon> im getting lalong with lumeah
58:00 <lumeah> lol lest ya make me laugh. lol
58:00 <druidess> im offended
58:00 <Loof> no she hatges you
58:00 <Saemon> dont furken ruinekd this fore me
58:00 <Loof> ur freaking her out fuckwit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol speaking of Matthew
58:00 <[pythonX]> hit the rewind button lumeah pweese
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I should tell you when he's on
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he hangs out where I'm an op but I'm not allowed to ban him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think him saying hello is a good reason
58:00 <druidess> everybody /clear
58:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is wrong with the rest of the ops
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew being in a channel is enough reason to ban him right?
59:00 <druidess> serenity is an op enough said
59:00 <simba> yes
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yea, I think so too :P
59:00 <druidess> Maurice
59:00 <Saemon> lumeah what do u think of WWE?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ty simba
59:00 <druidess> bunch of fkn morons
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sarah you shoosh
59:00 <druidess> no
59:00 <[pythonX]> imagine a cobra snake flying across the road in front of you with his head up hissing...XD
59:00 <Loof> Saemon ur all over her despo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooh now I know why Serenity is mad with me
59:00 <Loof> leave her alone
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you trouble making bitch :P
59:00 <Loof> grow some new legs or stfu
00:00 <druidess> shes a fkn gronk
00:00 <Loof> love that word :)
00:00 <lumeah> wwe? 
00:00 <Loof> gronk
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem ... that's between you two
00:00 <[pythonX]> CMON LETS ALL GET ALONG
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get along with both of ya
00:00 <Loof> i'm gonna call my wife a gronk asap
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like it or not :P
00:00 <druidess> shes mad at u for other shit
00:00 <Saemon> lumeah on #melbourne #Adult_flirt_room @#likeminds 
00:00 <druidess> dont blame me pal
00:00 <simba> its bizarre how the only semi regular users in this channel who have ops are two mums that dont know how to use irc and dont even like moderating it and openly admit they dont want to
00:00 <Saemon> ah shes proably talking in that room
00:00 <simba> it doesnt make any sense
00:00 <Saemon> busy
00:00 <Saemon> so shes not ignoring me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... pal
01:00 <Bastardly_One> come on! let's go bitch!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> catfight
01:00 <Bastardly_One> in the carpark in 5 mins
01:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go mole!
01:00 <Saemon> lumeah: wwe
01:00 <Saemon> world wrestling entertainment
01:00 <Loof> Saemon is so despo it's pathetic
01:00 <simba> Saemon is losing his shot with the first woman hes spoken to this year!!!
01:00 <[pythonX]> AT THE 3RD STROKE IT WILL BE 6AM AND 10 SECONDS 6AM AND 10 SECONDS...
01:00 <simba> i can smell his sweat from here
01:00 <Loof> wrestling sucks dick, it's for little bitch kids
01:00 <Loof> i bet you think it's real
02:00 <Loof> suck ur dads dead cock
02:00 <Loof> fgt
02:00 <[pythonX]> fuk the headphones off for half xd
02:00 <Saemon> the atheletism of it is real
02:00 <Saemon> the storylines of it are scripted, yes
02:00 <Loof> steroids aren't real
02:00 <simba> why dont you go watch gymnasts if you care about the athleticism you gaylord
02:00 <Loof> they're fake muscles, fake "atheletism"
02:00 <lumeah> fuck this is funny.. lol
02:00 <Saemon> lol gymnastic is fucken gay
02:00 <[pythonX]> lol
03:00 <[pythonX]> how good is it beats telly imo xd
03:00 <simba> you like the scripts? watch a tv show that doesnt suck.. you like the "athleticism" watch a team sport that doesnt involve oil
03:00 <Saemon> ppl on tights with their hands and feet in sissy gestures
03:00 <Saemon> thats like ballay
03:00 <simba> ballet*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing that gets me with most wrestling marks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> is the way they defend what they're watching
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's shit
03:00 <lumeah> ya made duke leave.. lol
04:00 <simba> i bullied him into leaving in PM
04:00 <Saemon> see simba, Bastardly_One likes wwe as well
04:00 <Saemon> so if u hate wwe, then u hate Bastardly_One.
04:00 <simba> i already knew that
04:00 <simba> stop talking to me
04:00 <simba> youre a baby
04:00 <Saemon> lumeah do u watch game of thrones?
05:00 <simba> have you seen the quit function irc has
05:00 <simba> its pretty neat
05:00 <simba> closes all the windows instantly
05:00 <lumeah> i don't atm. why should i change my life around? lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there goes his subjects of conversation
05:00 <Saemon> what do u mean change your life around?
06:00 <Saemon> u dont atm...do that means, u did in the past
06:00 <Saemon> cool
06:00 <lumeah> just so i can watch it
06:00 <Saemon> whose your fav character?
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Saemon> lumeah u there?
07:00 <lumeah> i can't believe you asked me that shit in the channel.. lol class mate class. lol
07:00 <Saemon> huh?
08:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One this is shads http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140131/640/grownup_corner_641_640_20.jpg ?
08:00 <Saemon> i like jon snow and ned stark
08:00 <lumeah> do i like what sexually?  lol. 
09:00 <Saemon> huh?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, you're a worry *lol*
09:00 <simba> huh?
09:00 <Saemon> lumeah who are you addressing?
09:00 <lumeah> oh that made me puke.. lol
09:00 <simba> he was just excited that he got to speak to a female this year lumeah
09:00 <simba> has no filter
09:00 <lumeah> u. 
09:00 <Saemon> what made you puke?
09:00 <BlackDevil> so no Bastardly_One?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you made me laugh though
10:00 <druidess> Jon snow and Ned stark r awesome
10:00 <simba> u.
10:00 <druidess> hey whens got out
10:00 <Saemon> march
10:00 <druidess> nice!
11:00 <Saemon> lumeah are u a fan of true blood?
11:00 <druidess> are u
11:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
12:00 <druidess> coz just sayin i could makevu bleed for reals
12:00 <lumeah> seen some 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol druidess
12:00 <druidess> if u dont stop badgering lumeah
12:00 <simba> owned
12:00 <lumeah> ill throw him off  a cliff soon. lol
13:00 <druidess> shes my dirty whore k
13:00 <Saemon> wth
13:00 <Saemon> i spoke to lumeah first cint
13:00 <Saemon> cunt
13:00 <simba> first the worst second the best
14:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
14:00 <simba> the second mouse gets the cheese
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is ... the more anyone speaks with you the more they realise how they could of better used the time counting foundation cracks in their ceiling
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or something else totally useless
16:00 <lumeah> good one. lol
16:00 <druidess> sounds theraputic
16:00 <Loof> wrestling doesn't even look real
16:00 <Loof> wrestling isn't designed to do damage
16:00 <Loof> it's not even real fighting
16:00 <Saemon> mankind vs undertaker hell in the cell.
16:00 <Saemon> go watch that. then come back and talk.
17:00 <Saemon> youtube it now.
17:00 <Loof> arab with knife verses american soldier
17:00 <Loof> that's better
17:00 <Loof> heads coming off
17:00 <Loof> that's what i wanna see
17:00 <Loof> not this fake shit
17:00 <Saemon> does the arab or american soldier come out with any theme music?
17:00 <simba> Saemon go on ogrish and watch videos of soldiers torturing people, you need to be desensitised you only child fucking pussy
17:00 <Saemon> pffft fuck that shit lame
18:00 <Saemon> wat do they wear?
18:00 <Saemon> just normal clothes
18:00 <simba> clothikng?
18:00 <Saemon> undertaker looks medieval
18:00 <simba> clothing
18:00 <Saemon> kane has a fucken awesome mask
18:00 <Loof> my 2 year old son could kick any wresltlers ass
18:00 <simba> so you like your men to dress up?
18:00 <Saemon> lol. 
18:00 <simba> youre such a faggot
18:00 <Saemon> so your saying
18:00 <Saemon> your 2 yr old son, would kick brock lesnars ass??
18:00 <Loof> yep
18:00 <simba> yep
18:00 <simba> any grandma could
19:00 <Saemon> tsk tsk
19:00 <Saemon> the ignorance of you guys
19:00 <Saemon> ignorance and hatred has blinded u guys to reason and logic
19:00 <simba> how was it talking to a female for the first time this year?
19:00 <Loof> wrestlers would get fucked up by any other fighting technique
19:00 <simba> scary?
19:00 <Loof> even karate
20:00 <druidess> who r u
20:00 <[pythonX]> fmdm just hits lololol
20:00 <simba> shads
20:00 <Loof> i might go stab a wrestler in the neck, see how well he bodyslams me after that
20:00 <[pythonX]> shads
20:00 <druidess> hey shadsie
21:00 <[pythonX]> stoned like a negro
21:00 <druidess> wish i was
21:00 <[pythonX]> listening to some hose n the birds
21:00 <druidess> instead im dreaming bout bashing old sheilas in their scooters
21:00 <[pythonX]> house dunno wot it is
22:00 <Loof> druidess can you bash a man in a wheelchair?
22:00 <Loof> ie Saemon?
22:00 <druidess> yeah of course
22:00 <Loof> sweet
22:00 <druidess> old ladies is mean tho
23:00 <Loof> live your dreams
23:00 <Loof> i bet it would be fun
23:00 <druidess> no Ty
23:00 <Loof> :P
23:00 <Saemon> wrestling is full of deadly submission locks u idiot
23:00 <[pythonX]> times when u ned acdc or led zepplin,..XD IMO
23:00 <Saemon> wat are u on about
23:00 <Saemon> figure 4 leg lock
23:00 <simba> theyre not deadly theyre fake
23:00 <simba> lmao
23:00 <Saemon> ric flair
23:00 <Saemon> google it
23:00 <druidess> my dreams would make cool twisted movies
23:00 <Saemon> undertakers hells gate
23:00 <Loof> wrestling is full of submission to cocks u idiot
24:00 <Saemon> sharpshooter bret hart
24:00 <[pythonX]> TELL SPIELBERG
24:00 <simba> Saemon serves his homosexual masters
24:00 <Saemon> brock lesnar kimura
24:00 <simba> a fat slave to the homo agenda
24:00 <Loof> hows he gonna lock me when i sniper his head
24:00 <Loof> ? 
24:00 <druidess> be like that movie 43
24:00 <Loof> answer that idiot?
24:00 <[pythonX]> LOL LOOF U TELL HIM,...XD
24:00 <Loof> how's he gonna headlock me when i have a knife to his mothers throat?
24:00 <Loof> fgt
24:00 <[pythonX]> fresh cuppa too hot yet
24:00 <druidess> um
25:00 <druidess> ahem loof
25:00 <druidess> pats loof
25:00 <[pythonX]> ill go it
25:00 <Saemon> 'sniper his head'? so let me guess, ur one of those faggot 12 yr old C.O.D dickheads
25:00 <Saemon> think ur a marine now
25:00 <Loof> cod sucks
25:00 <Loof> bf4 is where it's at
25:00 <Saemon> cuz u playing some faggy game on ps3
25:00 <druidess> im a street fighter
25:00 <Loof> ps3 lol
25:00 <Loof> cause arcade games are for kids, but wrestling is for adults? lol!
25:00 <[pythonX]> same sarah 31 years
26:00 <druidess> come at me
26:00 <Loof> ur fucking deluded u little bitch 10 year old
26:00 <[pythonX]> ive fought at kings ross on the street
26:00 <simba> hahahahah hes trying to imply a game simulating war is for children but his soap opera wrestling isnt
26:00 <simba> incredible stuff
26:00 <[pythonX]> 2am
26:00 <[pythonX]> 300 crowd,..XD
26:00 <Saemon> i know what u are loof, but what am i?
26:00 <druidess> yeah thats inevitable tho
26:00 <simba> youre owned Saemon
26:00 <Loof> saemon ur one of ur dads skidmarks
26:00 <simba> owned allllll night
26:00 <druidess> fkn grungy place
27:00 <[pythonX]> ROFL
27:00 <Loof> saemon did ur dad kill himself out of shame over you?
27:00 <[pythonX]> SAEMONS SIMBAS MUTHER
27:00 <druidess> poor semen
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> semen
27:00 <[pythonX]> LOLOLOL
27:00 <simba> ownnnneeeeeeeedddddddd
28:00 <druidess> lol simba
28:00 <[pythonX]> cares
28:00 <Saemon> watevaz haters. haters gon hate. lol.
28:00 <Loof> keeps a vial of his dads semen around his neck and kisses it after every bodyslam
28:00 <simba> "haters gon hate" is the worst way for a faggot to justify being a faggot
28:00 <[pythonX]> haters make me f famos
28:00 <simba> hats make me famous
29:00 <Loof> Saemon really likes those tight shorts and bulging buttocks
29:00 <druidess> i have been trying so hard not to call ppl fgts
29:00 <druidess> worst insult ever
29:00 <druidess> its like sayin ahh ur a fuck head
29:00 <simba> its a great word
29:00 <simba> it has so much punch
29:00 <druidess> its just a shit insult
29:00 <[pythonX]> the silk white ones with the split n the red stripes from go lo...xd
29:00 <Loof> pedo is where it's at
29:00 <druidess> i dont think it does anymore
30:00 <simba> poofter is really underused
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah? you're a fuckhead m8!
30:00 <druidess> these days its cool to be a homo 
30:00 <Loof> or brother toucher, another fav
30:00 <[pythonX]> pedo in a chair,.over the cliff..fukya
30:00 <Saemon> poof = loof. ownt.
30:00 <simba> its never cool
30:00 <Loof> 2 year olds can rhyme idiot
30:00 <Loof> it's not clever
30:00 <druidess> trying to be more creative with my insults
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this ownt shit?
31:00 <druidess> u canine testicle muncher
31:00 <[pythonX]> blah
31:00 <Loof> Saemon is ur father a dead root?
31:00 <Saemon> oh so now u decide to jump in and speak up Bastardly_One
31:00 <Saemon> when everyone is ganging up on me
32:00 <Saemon> u fucken coward
32:00 <Loof> cause ur scum
32:00 <[pythonX]> `seen chatmaster
32:00 <prowl> [pythonX], chatmaster? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember chatmaster.
32:00 <druidess> goat scrotum sniffer
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a piece of pus hanging from a syphilis infected penis
32:00 <simba> dog dung eater
32:00 <druidess> lollipops
32:00 <druidess> umm
32:00 <druidess> lol aswell
32:00 <[pythonX]> lol
32:00 <[pythonX]> chupas
32:00 <[pythonX]> chups
32:00 <[pythonX]> lolol
33:00 <druidess> i has them all the time
33:00 <[pythonX]> yeah redskins.
33:00 <druidess> u want a strawberries one
33:00 <simba> dickwanker assman is the ultimate payout
33:00 <[pythonX]> yup 2x plz,.
33:00 <simba> but you can only use it once a year
33:00 <druidess> i havevwonka lollies from xmas still
33:00 <druidess> should have redskin
33:00 <Loof> why don't they make vag flavored chuppa chups
33:00 <Loof> ?
33:00 <[pythonX]> christ
33:00 <druidess> its calked a fish stick loof
34:00 <[pythonX]> yeah true
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Loof> lol!
34:00 <[pythonX]> i rekon china does
34:00 <Loof> a
34:00 <druidess> Japan
34:00 <Loof> japan
34:00 <Loof> yeah
34:00 <[pythonX]> still makes m
34:00 <druidess> they would have a vending machine
34:00 <[pythonX]> vag flavour
34:00 <Loof> they had schoolgirl dirty undy vending machines
34:00 <[pythonX]> hha
35:00 <Loof> sick cuntgs
35:00 <druidess> with lollipops that have been put in chix vag 
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <druidess> and a pic of the chic
35:00 <Saemon> ew
35:00 <[pythonX]> ima get new tunes brb
35:00 <druidess> 36428yen
35:00 <Saemon> how do they stop bacteria from growing on it?
35:00 <Loof> when it's really just been up some grannies cunt
35:00 <druidess> they dont
35:00 <druidess> yep
35:00 <[pythonX]> joke
35:00 <druidess> or sum guys ass
35:00 <Saemon> or up sum blokes asshole
35:00 <[pythonX]> this shits sick :) xd
36:00 <druidess> lol snap
36:00 <[pythonX]> off its cunt impo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> quoted just now from a website
36:00 <Bastardly_One> You can enjoy each different pussy pop in all 8 yummy gourmet flavors too! Oh yeah, bags of Butthole drops coming soon too!
36:00 <Saemon> lol we think alike druidess
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Butthole drops
36:00 <[pythonX]> lol r fuck
36:00 <druidess> lololok
36:00 <druidess> b1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <druidess> rectumjubes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... butthole drops
37:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
37:00 <[pythonX]> b1 is eating cheese and drinking champage
37:00 <druidess> yum
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://cockolatepops.com/pussy-pops/
37:00 <druidess> ew
37:00 <druidess> stahp
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <lumeah> you guys are sooooo impressive.... lol
37:00 <[pythonX]> gtitzon on burger ringz...
37:00 <[pythonX]> gritzen..
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just vag shaped lollipops
37:00 <druidess> mmm buggerings
37:00 <[pythonX]> hehe
38:00 <[pythonX]> how mad r they
38:00 <[pythonX]> large pak 4 Sure.
38:00 <druidess> bitch at worj had then
38:00 <druidess> omg
38:00 <[pythonX]> scoop em
38:00 <druidess> ivhad the best thibg
38:00 <[pythonX]> woulda gritzed
38:00 <druidess> u get them at shitty aldi apparently 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> read this
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://yourfucktoyjamieslollies.blogspot.com.au/
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <druidess> these like puff pastry twists
39:00 <Bastardly_One> classy chick she sounds like
39:00 <druidess> cheesey n chivey
39:00 <druidess> omgggg
39:00 <druidess> cant stop eating
39:00 <[pythonX]> toobs r yeah semi,but chicken twisties rx
39:00 <Bastardly_One> scroll to
39:00 <druidess> these r puff pastry
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lolly special
39:00 <Bastardly_One> on that page
39:00 <[pythonX]> rofl
40:00 <[pythonX]> nice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I unwrap your favorite flavor of dum dum lollipop, slide it inside of my ass, and come with it inside of my tight pink little butt hole! You can dictate how I play with it, how messy you want it, and all while on our call! I wrap it back up and ship it to you that day (before 2pm pst) or the next shipping day (excludes Sundays and holidays).
40:00 <druidess> bit buttery
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <[pythonX]> grab us a box
40:00 <[pythonX]> thatsok not margarine thou
40:00 <druidess> its so yum
41:00 <druidess> i stuck one in pesto cream cheese
41:00 <druidess> ooer
41:00 <[pythonX]> cool yeah send ussome downexpress air mail registered so i can check item #
41:00 <druidess> um
42:00 <[pythonX]> by a crate
42:00 <druidess> arent u sposed to be coming to qld or is that lies
42:00 <[pythonX]> dunno yet
42:00 <[pythonX]> so f hot up there aircon be runnin 288
43:00 <[pythonX]> ander suns fuct for your skin
44:00 <Saemon> lol fuck that lumeah chick
45:00 <Saemon> i was playing her pretending like i was intrested lol
45:00 <Saemon> i think she fell for it
45:00 <Saemon> wat a dumb whore
45:00 <Saemon> bet she was fat
45:00 <simba> who are you trying to convince of this?
45:00 <simba> we all know youre a socially retarded loner
45:00 <simba> no point lying to yourself
46:00 <[pythonX]> its nikky playin games.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> idiot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
47:00 <simba> OWNED
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno who's stupider
47:00 <Bastardly_One> shads or wheels
47:00 <simba> or druidess for wanting to meet shads
47:00 <simba> now that is scary
47:00 <Saemon> shut it. moose.
47:00 <[pythonX]> shes on the loose
47:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One your an idjeet.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever I am ... I'll always console myself in never being like you
48:00 <Saemon> young, vibrant and fit?
49:00 <Saemon> u sold yourself short there pal.
49:00 <simba> we know youre fat jkl
49:00 <druidess> ur nasty semen
49:00 <Loof> Saemon ur so full of bs
49:00 <Saemon> shut up loof the poof
49:00 <Loof> what if i am a poof?
49:00 <Loof> who cares?
49:00 <Saemon> lol then ur a fag
49:00 <druidess> sexy
49:00 <Loof> yep
49:00 <druidess> oh pwned
50:00 <Loof> 100% pure homogay
50:00 <Loof> Spoof
50:00 <Saemon> so u are gay loof?
50:00 <Loof> yes
50:00 <druidess> shower Time ya poofs
50:00 <Saemon> do u fantasize about sucking your dads cock?
50:00 <druidess> i think hes projecting again
50:00 <Loof> no i'm more interested in masturbating with ur dad's dead dried up cock
51:00 <Saemon> projecting?
51:00 <Loof> i shove it in my ass
51:00 <Loof> Saemon want a fuck?
51:00 <simba> owned
51:00 <Saemon> keep ya gay sicki fantasies to yourself queerbo
51:00 <Loof> i like the idea of no legs, easy access
51:00 <druidess> yes ur dad fiddled with u as a child didnt he semen
51:00 <Saemon> sicko
51:00 <Loof> you want me
51:00 <simba> didnt you say you were bi an hour ago?
51:00 <simba> retard
51:00 <Saemon> yeah im bi
51:00 <Loof> did u say u were bi?
52:00 <Saemon> not fully gay
52:00 <Saemon> im still intrested in females
52:00 <druidess> lollllllll
52:00 <simba> thats even worse
52:00 <Saemon> but loof is fully homosexual
52:00 <Loof> bis are just confused
52:00 <druidess> haha simba 
52:00 <Loof> homos know what they want
52:00 <druidess> bis r dirty whores
52:00 <simba> Saemon is so lonely he just wants sex, he isnt bi hes lonely
52:00 <Saemon> nah bi's are smart enough to know the pleasures of both worlds.
52:00 <simba> any human contact
52:00 <Loof> bis are just confused little kids
52:00 <Saemon> nah
53:00 <simba> yeah
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Loof> bi's lust after both their mother and father
53:00 <druidess> saemon loves semen
53:00 <simba> owned
53:00 <druidess> pwned
53:00 <Saemon> so wat ur mums a fucken 2 cent whore
53:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391455476217.jpg
53:00 <simba> lmao raging
53:00 <Loof> mum insults
53:00 <Loof> wow
54:00 <druidess> saemon ur insults are ordinary
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nice BlackDevil
54:00 <Saemon> watever sticks and stones may break my bones
54:00 <simba> she doesnt even have a butt
54:00 <Saemon> but your words cant
54:00 <simba> they look like shoulders
54:00 <druidess> bd will lend u his cock saemon
54:00 <Saemon> they are nothing
54:00 <Loof> Saemon ur body is already broken
54:00 <Loof> pwnd
54:00 <simba> owned
54:00 <Loof> ur mumma
54:00 <Saemon> ur face will be broken cint
55:00 <Saemon> cunt8
55:00 <Saemon> cunt*
55:00 <Loof> wow a scary little brother toucher
55:00 <druidess> smashed like a crab
55:00 <Loof> smashed like his dads ass
55:00 <druidess> sorta like serenitys face
55:00 <Loof> by me
55:00 <Saemon> i know comancheros.
55:00 <Saemon> my mates a prospect
55:00 <Loof> ur mates a pedo
55:00 <simba> loooool
55:00 <Loof> and probably touches u in ur sleep
56:00 <simba> u dont have n e m8s
56:00 <Loof> ur mum isn't a comanchero liar
56:00 <Saemon> his my cousins mate
56:00 <Loof> and he's 5
56:00 <simba> ur cousin hates u
56:00 <Saemon> at least my nick isnt a chraceter from some gayass kids cartoon
56:00 <Loof> his cousins are jealous of his affair with their fatheruncle
57:00 <simba> rage on 
57:00 <Loof> Saemon is from sailor moon isn't it?
57:00 <Loof> you fucking hipocrit
57:00 <Saemon> lol wtf no its not
57:00 <simba> yeah it is
57:00 <simba> hypocrite
57:00 <simba> exposed
57:00 <druidess> i love sailor moon
57:00 <simba> only child loner exposed
58:00 <simba> she is the one... sailor moon
58:00 <druidess> im sailor mars
58:00 <Saemon> if it is its tuxedo masks name
58:00 <Saemon> so therefore not gay.
58:00 <druidess> fighting evil by daylight
58:00 <Saemon> never running from a real fight
58:00 <druidess> or summin 
58:00 <simba> fighting evil by moonlight
58:00 <Saemon> she is the one named sailoooooor moon
58:00 <simba> Wining Love By Daylight
58:00 <simba> Never running from a real fight
58:00 <druidess> thats it
58:00 <druidess> hehw
58:00 <Loof> Saemon my 2 year old could stomp your crippled ass
58:00 <Saemon> i said it already
59:00 <simba> she is the one named SAEMON KILL URSELF
59:00 <simba> owned
59:00 <druidess> hmmz
59:00 <druidess> i think u pwned urself
59:00 <druidess> that was bad
59:00 <Saemon> lol yeah
59:00 <simba> druidess are you considering meeting shads
59:00 <Saemon> simba u faggot
59:00 <simba> hold up jkl 
59:00 <Saemon> lol u know the theme song of sailor moon
59:00 <Saemon> lolol
59:00 <Saemon> ownt.
00:00 <Saemon> OWNT.
00:00 <Loof> [06:56] <Saemon> at least my nick isnt a chraceter from some gayass kids cartoon
00:00 <simba> yea i just typed it up there
00:00 <Saemon> sailor moon is not gay
00:00 <Saemon> its full of chicks in mini skirts
00:00 <Saemon> the lion king on the other hand
00:00 <Saemon> the simba lion cub gets molested by mufasa
01:00 <Saemon> and then scar
01:00 <Loof> [06:59] <Saemon> lol u know the theme song of sailor moon [07:00] <Saemon> sailor moon is not gay
01:00 <Saemon> and then engages in beastiality
01:00 <Saemon> fucken gay shit
01:00 <simba> so after getting owned all night about all aspects of your lonely life, this is all you can think of, trying to insult an irc nickname
01:00 <simba> lololol
01:00 <simba> owned
01:00 <simba> Oh No!@!! Not My IRC handle!!!
01:00 <Loof> Saemon do you ever listen to yourself?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> "ownt"
01:00 <Loof> you contradict yourself every other minute
01:00 <Saemon> oh wow here comes Bastardly_One
02:00 <simba> do u ever ask urself... "what would keanu reeves do?"
02:00 <Saemon> jump onto the bandwagon
02:00 <Saemon> keanu reeves would ownt your ass
02:00 <simba> loooooool
02:00 <Saemon> like how he whooped agent smith
02:00 <simba> everything he types makes him look stupider
02:00 <simba> it owns
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
02:00 <Loof> and pwns
03:00 <Saemon> and thats the botttom liiiiine
03:00 <Saemon> cuz saemon 3:16 said si!
03:00 <Saemon> so!*
03:00 <Loof> semen stain
04:00 <Loof> you love looking at men in underwear dont u?
04:00 <Loof> especially ur baby brother
04:00 <Loof> mother lover
04:00 <Saemon> kane doesnt wear underwear.
05:00 <Saemon> the underttaker doesnt.
05:00 <Loof> men with their balls in each others faces is fighting? are you on crack?
05:00 <Loof> stab em all
05:00 <Fatty> Loof hows the facebook login in php going?
05:00 <Saemon> thas all u thnk about
05:00 <Saemon> stabbing men with cocks
06:00 <Loof> with sudenese cocks
06:00 <Loof> right in the juggular
06:00 <simba> lololol
06:00 <Saemon> u fuck buddies with simba or something loof?
07:00 <Loof> i wish
07:00 <Fatty> Loof is simba's idol
07:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
07:00 <Fatty> copys his everymove
07:00 <simba> FolkDancer is the man
07:00 <Fatty> shut up n cook me some eggs women
07:00 <Loof> lucky you told me, was about to hekkle
07:00 <Saemon> lol fatty
07:00 <Saemon> jake the muss
07:00 <Saemon> respect.
08:00 <Fatty> cook me some meth bitch
08:00 <Loof> jake the wifebeating puss
08:00 <Fatty> :)
08:00 <Saemon> he's a fucken badass
08:00 <Loof> stab him too in the ass with infected junky cock
08:00 <Saemon> i will beat u up loof like how jake beat his wife
08:00 <Saemon> make u my bitch son
08:00 <Loof> come at me bro
08:00 <Loof> walk
08:00 <Loof> at me bro
08:00 <Fatty> ill show u how real women are treated by there gangster husbands
09:00 <Loof> if you can walk u win
09:00 <Fatty> if u can call them gangsters
09:00 <Loof> otherwise i'll just molitov your wheelchair
09:00 <Loof> and watch you burn
09:00 <Loof> fuck that would be funny
09:00 <Saemon> dont need to walk when i can get snipe u from a building top
09:00 <Loof> then i'll rape ur family and eat them
09:00 <Fatty> Loof ya gotta stop watching porn and code more php
10:00 <Fatty> Loof i have some code i want u to do
10:00 <Loof> if the building has wheelchair access
10:00 <Loof> making a quick getaway in a wheelchair
10:00 <Loof> i'd like to see that
10:00 <Fatty> i want a fb app that uses the real names to join a irc server chatroom java applet
10:00 <Loof> i can however just kill u then run
10:00 <Loof> pwnd
11:00 <Fatty> ull forever live with the regret if u did that
11:00 <Loof> then go and rape and eat your family
11:00 <Fatty> once u murder someone theres no forgiveness except from god
11:00 <Loof> eat ur dads dried jerky body first
11:00 <Saemon> how can u kill me?
11:00 <Loof> then fuck his dead ass
11:00 <Saemon> i will have a bulletproof jacket
11:00 <Loof> i guess i can't kill ur, u already have no life
11:00 <Loof> i'll just molitov you
12:00 <Loof> bulletproof jacket doesn't stop flames
12:00 <Saemon> i will get keep a fire extinguisher on me
12:00 <Fatty> Yare who wears a bullet proof jacket in melb except for wanna be thugs
12:00 <Fatty> or cops
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <Loof> rediculous
12:00 <Loof> ur in a wheelchair
12:00 <Loof> are you in denial?
12:00 <Fatty> 4x4 wheelchair m8
13:00 <Saemon> i will put blades on my wheels
13:00 <Saemon> trip u over
13:00 <Saemon> run over your throat
13:00 <Loof> yeah that's possible lol
13:00 <Fatty> ill go stephen hawkings on yo arse bitch
13:00 <Loof> better hope ur address doesn't come out cunt
13:00 <Loof> dont tell it to anyone i warn you
13:00 <Bastardly_One> DONT MAKE ME GET OUT OF THiS CHAIR!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, I can't
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Fatty> yes u can believe jesus said to the wheelchair man
14:00 <Fatty> have faith jesus said
14:00 <Fatty> then the man got up n walked
14:00 <Bastardly_One> try it Saemon and cam it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so we can laugh at you falling over
14:00 <Loof> then me setting him on fire
14:00 <Loof> will be even funnier
15:00 <Fatty> this isnt funny laughing at people in wheelchairs
15:00 <Fatty> they could be in that chair for many reasons
15:00 <Fatty> like a stroke from smokin to much weed
15:00 <Saemon> yeah these fuckers are cowardly scumbags.
16:00 <Loof> u started it
16:00 <Loof> by breathing
16:00 <Loof> and living
16:00 <Saemon> "oh look at me im so cool by dissing disabled ppl hurr hurr hope the chicks are impressed is she looking? hurr hurr"
16:00 <Loof> well not living
16:00 <Fatty> to bad planet earth is a shared resouces among the aliens
16:00 <Loof> i'm disabled to dickhead
16:00 <Saemon> bs
17:00 <Saemon> whats ur disability?
17:00 <Fatty> i think the whole world has gone nuts
17:00 <Loof> not telling, like you shouldn't have done
17:00 <Saemon> pfft then ur just lying to make yourself sound better
17:00 <Loof> yeah whatever
17:00 <Saemon> cuz now u realise how much of a douchbag u seem
18:00 <Fatty> thats called self steem and confidence
18:00 <Saemon> by dissing disabled peopole.
18:00 <Fatty> or lying
18:00 <Loof> i have schizophrenia, ask anyone
18:00 <Loof> i'm on dsp
18:00 <Fatty> doesnt give u a reason to act a fool
18:00 <Fatty> im the same
18:00 <Loof> schizophrenia is way worse than some fucking wheelchair
18:00 <Fatty> skitzo dsp
18:00 <Loof> it's living hell
18:00 <Saemon> well u dont see me making fun of that condition about you, now do you?
18:00 <Saemon> but YOU on the other hand
18:00 <Fatty> Loof u can change if u want
18:00 <Loof> i know
19:00 <Loof> i'm a dick
19:00 <Saemon> had to stoop to that level
19:00 <Loof> :(
19:00 <Loof> fuck
19:00 <Saemon> u had to cross that line
19:00 <Loof> i did :(
19:00 <Saemon> cuz u got nothin else on me.
19:00 <Loof> sorry
19:00 <Loof> i wont do it any more
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof as if feel bad ... this kid deserves all he gets
19:00 <Loof> nah he's right
19:00 <Loof> i hate people dissing my illness
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares what wheels thinks?
20:00 <Saemon> yea. i can call me sad. call me loner. call me stupid, call me idiot. watever.
20:00 <Fatty> his got abec 7 bearings in his wheels
20:00 <Saemon> but when u chose to attack my disability
20:00 <Fatty> so he can use the vert ramp
20:00 <Saemon> somehting that i have no control over
20:00 <Saemon> that just shows, how shitty a person you are.
20:00 <Loof> if you were more friendly we wouldn't
20:00 <Loof> but you act like an asshole
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then how did you change a car battery last night supposedly?
20:00 <Fatty> Saemon can i ask how u ended up in a whgeelchair
20:00 <Loof> so we use it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're full of shit wheels
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you walk fine
21:00 <Fatty> wheels is a cool nickname
21:00 <Fatty> national wheelchair day
22:00 <Fatty> gotta think up 365 national days 
22:00 <Fatty> then we can have a holiday everyday supporting good causes
23:00 <Fatty> no work would get done, shops would be emopty
23:00 <Fatty> we need slaves
23:00 <Fatty> iRobot
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where the disabled and homeless come in handy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> slaves I mean
24:00 <Loof> disabled and homeless have more freedom than worker slaves
24:00 <Loof> i might masturbate all day today for example
25:00 <Loof> (till my wife beats me )
26:00 <Fatty> masterbate till u cant do it no more and u become sexualy impdent
26:00 <Fatty> The Human Breeding Project THBP
27:00 <Fatty> breeding in and out traits
28:00 <Fatty> im hitler and i consider u all subhuman
28:00 <Saemon> loof i forgive you today for making fun of me and my disability. but i warn you now, if you ever do it again, then i shall stoop to your level and show you the same no respect and fight fire with fire by dissing you about your condition as well. i hope that never doesnt happen.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
29:00 <Saemon> but when pushed, ones gotta push back.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just log out already
29:00 <Fatty> well articulated
29:00 <Fatty> all your friends are older so they will die out and u will be alone
29:00 <Saemon> thank you Fatty. fuck you Bastardly_One.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish
31:00 <druidess> owned
33:00 <Pieter> Own me plz
33:00 <Pieter> Im free to a shit home 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nap time I think
39:00 <Loof> same
39:00 <Bastardly_One> need to be up by 1pm and out the door by 2pm
58:00 <Fatty> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/261385011154?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
00:00 <Pieter> Hahahaaa at cash cow, a chick on speed won 40,000 and shes going nuts on tv
01:00 <Fatty> nice payday for her
01:00 <Fatty> i could use 40,000 for a house desposit
01:00 <Fatty> i couldnt afford the repayments tho
02:00 <Pieter> Yeh but her reactions, she was just staring at the camera pinging hard and couldnt stop talking 
02:00 <Fatty> yer her dopamine is going crazy from the reward
02:00 <Fatty> wouldnt u be the same if u won something?
03:00 <Fatty> id be wrapped like oh wow 
03:00 <Fatty> im going to save it!
03:00 <Fatty> maybe buy myself something small
03:00 <Fatty> some land out in the country
03:00 <Fatty> 4x4
04:00 <BlackDevil> what kind of peen in your favorite?
05:00 <Fatty> only the sexy ones BlackDevil who are 18+
05:00 <Fatty> i want my own .xxx domain and mirror a pornsite and earn commissions
06:00 <Fatty> pornhub.com youporn.com spankwire.com
09:00 <Fatty> it was nikkys and mines birthday yesterday
09:00 <Fatty> i turned 31
10:00 <Fatty> i started the 31 off with a sleepless night
22:00 <Pieter> I think im 34:(
22:00 <Pieter> I should be a real dad by now
23:00 <Fatty> best time would of been in ur teens 
23:00 <Fatty> im single, childless
23:00 <Fatty> prob wait til im 40
23:00 <Fatty> and have a demon child
38:00 <[pythonX]> last ciggy XD XD 
38:00 <[pythonX]> IMO
39:00 <[pythonX]> GOTA TUNE FOR YA M8
39:00 <[pythonX]> OFF ITS TOTAL MIXU=IN CUNT...XD :D
40:00 <[pythonX]> new logo also
40:00 <[pythonX]> mad yellow 1
40:00 <[pythonX]> with custom lightning bult
40:00 <[pythonX]> and skull withfangs imo
41:00 <[pythonX]> lmao
41:00 <[pythonX]> bblrs
42:00 <BlackDevil> i took my socks off
42:00 <BlackDevil> found out i have 100$ in there from 4 weeks ago that i forgot about
53:00 <BlackDevil> get me naked Pieter
53:00 <BlackDevil> finally i have to wear a jacket and sweater
54:00 <Pieter> Naàaaaaaaa
54:00 <Pieter> Cant log into my bank acct
54:00 <Pieter> :/
54:00 <BlackDevil> the government stole it
54:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
55:00 <Pieter> Hehe
06:00 <Pieter> Pooooooooo tiiiiime
06:00 <Pieter> Someone hold out their hand
06:00 <Pieter> Its better than gold
07:00 <eon> just cause u boil down you piss to get the remnants of meth out of it Pieter
07:00 <Pieter> Errrr
07:00 <Pieter> Yeah 
08:00 <eon> which would make u a cock smoker
08:00 <Pieter> Ok then
11:00 <Pieter> Nearly dropped the phone in the loo again
11:00 <Pieter> Gotta stop ircing on the shitter
17:00 <CannibalClown> just stop ircing
18:00 <Pieter> Im not into pleasuring males 
22:00 <milk> I hope you're not one of those deviants who likes to post pics of the frog in the hole
22:00 <Pieter> Haha
24:00 <lumeah2> hi peeps 
24:00 <milk> hi
24:00 <eon> morning
24:00 <lumeah2> morning eon! :) 
25:00 <lumeah2> hi milk...
25:00 <milk> had your morning drugs yet?
25:00 <eon> who me?
26:00 <lumeah2> who are you ? 
26:00 <milk> I'm Batman
26:00 <eon> well get ya hand off it
26:00 <eon> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had a vagina full of poo
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> but pieter ate it
26:00 <lumeah2> nice.. 
28:00 <milk> ok, someone hasn't had their morning drugs yet
28:00 <lumeah2> you
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> in this FB group
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> (area group)
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> last name.. Grewcock
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is fucking gold
31:00 <milk> Chopper Grewcock?
31:00 <lumeah2> lol someone needs to grow one lol
41:00 <Pieter> Gotta go bbl
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1556333_601136053300752_428884474_o.jpg
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> this my ss
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> ass
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> ner i shared a link
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> but u didnt get to see it
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz ur a shitcunt
51:00 <lumeah> thank fucking god.. whos that cock sucking prick 
52:00 <lumeah> never met the bloke.. gezz  (milk) rude ass whoever he his 
08:00 <eon> opps made song in 5 mins
08:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/anothernight
12:00 <lumeah> hi The_Baron
12:00 <eon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3ocosuBf8
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: kosheen - alisid - hide u (Dec 9, 2013) 3:44 - Category: Music - 22 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <The_Baron> hi lumeah
14:00 <lumeah> HI spence
14:00 <spence> Hi
14:00 <eon> hi spence
14:00 <spence> hey
15:00 <spence> just a quick visit I'm having a poop
15:00 <spence> lol
15:00 <spence> very busy day today
15:00 <BlackDevil> poop while on IRC
15:00 <BlackDevil> thats a faux thing
15:00 <lumeah> OKIES 
15:00 <lumeah> lol
15:00 <spence> yup irc poop
15:00 <lumeah> hope it goes ok :) 
16:00 <lumeah> lol
16:00 <lumeah> poop on milk., i don't like him 
16:00 <spence> lol if I don't drop my phone in toilet lol
16:00 <spence> Poop phone
16:00 <spence> lmfao
16:00 <lumeah> grose
17:00 <spence> gross?
17:00 <spence> Grouse
17:00 <spence> fucking big dat today servicing helicopter floatation bags for the defence force....
17:00 <spence> day
18:00 <spence> better go anyway talk soon peoples
18:00 <spence> :)
46:00 <lumeah> welcome back peace
46:00 <peace> thank you
46:00 <lumeah> your welcome 
58:00 <FolkDancer> hello
01:00 <lumeah> hi FolkDancer
05:00 <FolkDancer> hi lumeah
05:00 <FolkDancer> was getting a cuppa
11:00 <lumeah> cool
11:00 <lumeah> get me one?
13:00 <FolkDancer> by the the it reaches u across the big pond i doubt if it would still be warm lol
14:00 <FolkDancer> by the the TIME IT reaches u across the big pond i doubt if it would still be warm lol
15:00 <FolkDancer> if i had wings i cud get chanop to get u one lol
15:00 <potato> welcome
15:00 <potato> thankyou very much.
16:00 <peace> i got 3 litres soft drink so i dont need booze :^)
16:00 <FolkDancer> hi potato
16:00 <lumeah> lol ok 
16:00 <FolkDancer> i don't touch that any more
17:00 <FolkDancer> the booze i mean
17:00 <potato> capacitor
17:00 <The_Baron> damnit, forgot my other dealers number
17:00 <FolkDancer> had my share when i was younger
25:00 <lumeah> right it down..
25:00 <lumeah> hey [pythonX]
25:00 <[pythonX]> hi
26:00 <lumeah> was funny this morning lol 
26:00 <[pythonX]> lol
31:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/eYp7c4I.jpg
32:00 <lumeah> that yours ?
33:00 <lumeah> hey Snoopys_Gunship :)
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey lumeah :)
34:00 <BlackDevil> i wish
34:00 <BlackDevil> awesomeness tatt
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that tattoo reminds me that i gotta get mine finished
35:00 <lumeah> Snoopys_Gunship haven't seen 'founder' 
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i noticed lol
36:00 <lumeah> lol
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> IF you need it off im sure BlackDevil could help out
36:00 <lumeah> nah i don't need it.. i was just playing with it. wasn't nessesity. 
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ps these new 7.1 surround sound really changes the music im playing lol
37:00 <lumeah> o0o0h lovley 
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> loving them heaps :D
37:00 <lumeah> excellent
37:00 <lumeah> hi scott`
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damnit i gotta get up soon :(
38:00 <lumeah> crap
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> got a ton of things to do before 3 lol
41:00 <peace> i gotta make lunch soon
42:00 <peace> had no breakfast
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i havent eaten since 11pm last night
42:00 <peace> me too
42:00 <peace> lol
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you probably have had more sleep then me tho lol
42:00 <peace> about 9 hours
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 2 :D
43:00 <lumeah> i had 8
43:00 <peace> scramble eggs when i can get up
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes please
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill be in that
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> is there going to be bacon
46:00 <BlackDevil> better be bacon
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its not breakfeast without bacon
48:00 <peace> nah no bacon i suck
48:00 <peace> do shopping soon
49:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP2YikSwIe8
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simpsons i sverige (May 9, 2011) 0:06 - Category: Comedy - 831,392 views - 778 likes (82.9%), 161 dislikes (17.1%)
49:00 <potato> sverige tycker du glatt
10:00 <peace> fucken prank calls
10:00 <peace> cant ppl grow up
10:00 <peace> i know who it is
10:00 <spence> Lol 
11:00 <spence> Who is it ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, happy birthday if you're paying attention
11:00 <peace> brian mark honslow
11:00 <spence> Why would he crank call u ?
12:00 <peace> cause he reckons i want to know him
12:00 <peace> and trying get me to call him
12:00 <spence> Maybe its Brian Keith Jones
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <spence> lol b1
13:00 <peace> i know its him cause he dont have my mobile number
13:00 <peace> only my home
13:00 <spence> Aah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> why am I listening to the Beatles?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> besides the fact I love them
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know why
14:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate hates them
14:00 <spence> does he want to fuck u?
15:00 <spence> Hi pieter
15:00 <Pieter> Hi
15:00 <Pieter> Mmmm valuum
15:00 <peace> cunt cant afford a phone
15:00 <peace> so he pranks me
15:00 <Serenity> if they cant afford a phone
15:00 <Serenity> how are they calling
16:00 <spence> Lol valuum get a fucking life man
16:00 <Pieter> Awrsome skill
16:00 <peace> public phone
16:00 <peace> some ring the number but hang up
16:00 <peace> if not coins
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mother fucker
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i so gotta get up lol
17:00 <spence> Fuck getting up
17:00 <spence> stay in bed u useless cunt lol
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no get fucked lol
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive had my 2 hours in bed thank you
18:00 <spence> lazy Arse dole bludgers.....
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that makes me crack up all the time
19:00 <spence> me too
19:00 <spence> hehehe
20:00 <spence> if u do work I'm sorry just sounded like a houso dole bludger
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im a shift worker, i work 48 hours a week
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im close tho im a security guard lol
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the only reason i said ive only had 2 hours is because i worked last night
25:00 <spence> Wow Ur a hard man...LOL
27:00 <spence> I drop security guards for fun
28:00 <spence> Only wogs though lol
29:00 <CannibalClown> *10:16:04 AM* <peace> public phone
29:00 <CannibalClown> *10:16:18 AM* <peace> some ring the number but hang up
29:00 <CannibalClown> *10:16:21 AM* <peace> if not coins
29:00 <CannibalClown> ive not seen that happen for years
29:00 <CannibalClown> over 15years
29:00 <spence> My mate roundhoused this security goose in the chin the other day...was awesome :D
30:00 <CannibalClown> youre an idiot
30:00 <CannibalClown> dead set
30:00 <spence> ok clown lol
30:00 <CannibalClown> wooooo settle down mate
31:00 <spence> Dropped like a sack of shit
31:00 <CannibalClown> and you think thats funny do ya
31:00 <[pythonX]> WiLd_TuRkeY was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
31:00 <spence> It was hilarious
32:00 <CannibalClown> youre a piece of shit mate i hope you get gang bashed at the traino
33:00 <spence> Won't happen 
33:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/daredevil-captures-extreme-selfie-running-from-bulls-20140204-31y7c.html
34:00 <spence> Have u copped a beatdown yet ?
34:00 <CannibalClown> nope
35:00 <CannibalClown> i tend not to be a fucking dickhead all the time
35:00 <BlackDevil> vertical view
35:00 <BlackDevil> lame
35:00 <spence> I'm glad
35:00 <BlackDevil> VERTICAL RECORDING IS STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDD
36:00 <BlackDevil> yea
36:00 <spence> stay safe man
36:00 <CannibalClown> die in a fire cunt
37:00 <spence> ooohhh lol Okies 
37:00 <CannibalClown> -.o
37:00 <Bastardly_One> topic change
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Doodle's birthday
37:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I should double check that
37:00 <spence> If u get roundhoused..think of me man k
37:00 <[pythonX]> .0
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but am pretty sure
38:00 <CannibalClown> well the important people already know that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't even know who CannibalClown is do you spence?
38:00 <[pythonX]> dir
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how cute
39:00 <spence> Yeah...skirmish 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> shads go eat a sandwich and do a mumma cass
39:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
39:00 <CannibalClown> he thinks im skirmish
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah totally skirmish maaaaaaaaan
39:00 <CannibalClown> thats cute
39:00 <[pythonX]> skirmish is a rAT
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be insulted if I was you
39:00 <spence> It was just a guess
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not find it cute :P
39:00 <CannibalClown> thats hilarious
39:00 <CannibalClown> no mate it wasnt a guess
39:00 <CannibalClown> you were sure i was him
40:00 <spence> no I wasnt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked it out before checking
40:00 <Bastardly_One> just the nick alone
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yesserday
40:00 <CannibalClown> shut up spence you fucking gimp
41:00 <spence> Lmfao good call
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings* everybody's got something to hide
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 'cept for me and my monkey
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *boogahs in the chair*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWQ_ZF3kLII
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insane Clown Posse - Where's God? (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Mar 22, 2013) 3:35 - Category: Music - 566,556 views - 5,842 likes (88.4%), 763 dislikes (11.6%)
43:00 <lumeah> lol Bastardly_One 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> was a good song
43:00 <Bastardly_One> i like the beatles
44:00 <Bastardly_One> where's God? where's God when irc goes down?
46:00 <gremlinz> hey bastard
47:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
48:00 <spence> Lol cannibal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so gremlinz
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when am I going to be an opper and run this joint?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil wants sex for a recommendation
52:00 <Excessive> lawl
52:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391476129579.jpg
52:00 <gremlinz> u got a snow flakes change in hell
53:00 <gremlinz> chance
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do more work than you've ever done
53:00 <BlackDevil> ?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who asked you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're american
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't count
54:00 <BlackDevil> you goon goofed
54:00 <BlackDevil> i'll backtrace you
54:00 <gremlinz> LOL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi
54:00 <gremlinz> backtrace
54:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 you
54:00 <gremlinz> so funny
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he can be cute right?
54:00 <gremlinz> i remember that stupid lil fb bitch
54:00 <gremlinz> and the dad that went ape shit
54:00 <BlackDevil> yea
54:00 <gremlinz> was gold
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this?
54:00 <BlackDevil> she turned to a biy
55:00 <BlackDevil> boy
55:00 <BlackDevil> and now is a lesbian
55:00 <BlackDevil> ??
55:00 <gremlinz> BlackDevil
55:00 <Serenity> im sad i actually remember it
55:00 <gremlinz> find the youtube for Bastardly_One
55:00 <gremlinz> in fact for al of us
55:00 <gremlinz> so we may laugh again
55:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejGGwq4qTmE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jessi slaughter You dun goofed REAL ORIGINAL (Jul 18, 2010) 3:11 - Category: People and Blogs - 612,823 views - 2,376 likes (77.1%), 707 dislikes (22.9%)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is this worth me clicking?
56:00 <BlackDevil> yes
56:00 <fawks> Oh hello
56:00 <fawks> I forgot irc was opeb
56:00 <fawks> Open
56:00 <[pythonX]> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky us
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hello
56:00 <[pythonX]> dont get owned
56:00 <fawks> Yeah lucky you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha already
56:00 <Bastardly_One> at this vid
56:00 <fawks> Graced with my presence for an hour a day
56:00 <[pythonX]> sup fawks
57:00 <fawks> Sup person 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> click the link fawks
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fatso
57:00 <Bastardly_One> shads
57:00 <[pythonX]> just had lunch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> python I mean
57:00 <[pythonX]> XD
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this vid ... you're done goosed
57:00 <gremlinz> haha
57:00 <BlackDevil> oh her father died in 2011
57:00 <gremlinz> somebody call the waaaaaaaaaaaambulaaaance
57:00 <gremlinz> wait wat rly
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't laugh
57:00 <Serenity> she was a little gromet anyway
58:00 <gremlinz> thats p.sad
58:00 <BlackDevil> On August 14th, 2011, Jessi’s mother posted a status update on her Facebook account claiming that her husband Gene Leonhardt passed away on August 11th, the same day her apology video was uploaded, due to a massive heart attack:
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a teenager here killed herself over bullying last year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> on the internet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> she was kind of a family friend
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is ... amusing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I backtraced it!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being reported to the CYBER police
58:00 <Bastardly_One> rage on!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> go off!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <[pythonX]> SUP BlackDevil
59:00 <Bastardly_One> look how she keeps reaching for tits she doesn't have
59:00 <BlackDevil> no she got fat and turned into a boy
59:00 <BlackDevil> thats what happen
59:00 <fawks> How is that shads
59:00 <fawks> Wtf
00:00 <Bastardly_One> not the vid
00:00 <fawks> Its some whiney bitch crying
00:00 <Bastardly_One> python
00:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up
00:00 <fawks> Oh
00:00 <fawks> I don't actually care enough 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <gremlinz> fawks u dont care much about anything
01:00 <fawks> And you are?
01:00 <BlackDevil> yea she got famous because she taunted 4chan
01:00 <fawks> Who are all these ransoms 
01:00 <fawks> Randoms
01:00 <gremlinz> fucking random
01:00 <[pythonX]> IDIOTS
01:00 <gremlinz> ur the random
01:00 <[pythonX]> SIMBAS WIVES
01:00 <Serenity> lol ransomsss
01:00 <BlackDevil> so why does everyone hate shads?
01:00 <Serenity> the same reason they all hate you
02:00 <BlackDevil> big penis?
02:00 <Serenity> yup
02:00 <gremlinz> haters gonna hate
02:00 <BlackDevil> figures
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? I just rang "school" who rang me when I just went to the loo and I missed them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the number rang out
02:00 <Bastardly_One> unreal
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiots
02:00 <BlackDevil> i had some kids call me and saying i was there dad
02:00 <[pythonX]> WB WAIX
02:00 <BlackDevil> and that i left them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of fucking idiots
02:00 <BlackDevil> lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
02:00 <Serenity> dude..
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
03:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, really? *lol* ... plus I asked and you never told me ... what state are you in?
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> afp interview next week
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin yay
03:00 <BlackDevil> NSW
03:00 <BlackDevil> everyone knows that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> is TMZ a republic yet?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where you live
04:00 <[pythonX]> SUP PIET
04:00 <BlackDevil> i live in Condobolin
04:00 <BlackDevil> near the hospital
05:00 <Excessive> lol at that vid, fckn meow meow meow
05:00 <Excessive> had to stop it half way through
05:00 <[pythonX]> skirmish and simba are slightly retarded...XD
05:00 <Pieter> Notmuch thinkin of going for a cat  nap 
05:00 <[pythonX]> k
06:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=581_1391474667
06:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Gas Leak - Kitchen Explodes in Slow Motion - Mesmerizing (Date: Feb-3-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 274 - Played: 2325
07:00 <BlackDevil> wow the fire forces the chair out the window
07:00 <BlackDevil> before the big bang
07:00 <BlackDevil> Mew says she wants to give birth to element seed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see tht 9/11 truther interupt the superbowl conference?
08:00 <BlackDevil> yea
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was ... cute
08:00 <BlackDevil> you see this http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=922_1391416527
08:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Super heavy fire firecracker! (Date: Feb-3-2014, 18 hours ago) - Views: 26069 - Played: 25565
08:00 <fawks> Time 2 drink parsley water
08:00 <BlackDevil> ew gross
09:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f95_1391327586
09:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Toilet Gymnast Goes Down With A Bang (Date: Feb-2-2014, 1 day ago) - Views: 79712 - Played: 81186
09:00 <fawks> Yeah if its not deep fried you wont have it
09:00 <BlackDevil> going to watch some Rémi GAILLARD videos
09:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1653949_667288916643149_1186697874_n.jpg
09:00 <CannibalClown> say what you will of me ill always jaggalo family
10:00 <fawks> Hello partay
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/156264_10153758900715494_1514181212_n.jpg
11:00 <partay> hullo fawks.. how they hangiin ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl
14:00 <spence> Lol cannibal
16:00 <partay> then {LeE} licked the rest off 
17:00 <Excessive> so ....................
17:00 <Excessive> waitin for some fb dude to bring one of his turntables for me to have a lewk at
18:00 <Excessive> he says that it turns on but the platter doesn't spin
18:00 <partay> sounds like a good buy
18:00 <Excessive> he's not sellin it lol and I already have mine, so I wouldn't need on ......... he jus wants it fixed
19:00 <Excessive> on = one
19:00 <Loof> what is a juggalo?
19:00 <Loof> A fucking lunatic 
19:00 <Loof> Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
19:00 <Loof>  Then he jumps out a ten-story window
19:00 <Loof>  Oh!
20:00 <Excessive> I've never met this dude irl rite .............. he msgd me on fb after seein mah post when I serviced mine
20:00 <partay> maybe turntable is code for anal sex 
21:00 <partay> be at the ready\
21:00 <Serenity> lol yay loof
21:00 <CannibalClown> :)
22:00 <partay> it could be Picard
22:00 <Excessive> or mabbe u need to think b4 u type
22:00 <Loof> didn't you know i was down with the dark carnival?
22:00 <CannibalClown> Cuz he could give a fuck less
22:00 <CannibalClown> What a bitch thinks
22:00 <CannibalClown> He tell her that her butt stinks
22:00 <CannibalClown> And all that
23:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Loof> also
24:00 <Loof> shutup blackdevil
24:00 <Shadowgate> Loof said also his funny
24:00 <Loof> stop harrassing women
24:00 <Loof> despo cunt
24:00 <Shadowgate> lol Loof
24:00 <Shadowgate> there is no women in irc lol
24:00 <CannibalClown> he's*
24:00 <CannibalClown> get it right
25:00 <BlackDevil> Loof just because you cant get Mew doesnt mean you have to hate me
25:00 <Loof> who says i haven't had mew? right mew?
25:00 <CannibalClown> we dont need a reason to hate you
25:00 <Shadowgate> why is irc becoming hostile of late, i have a big ignore list allready
25:00 <Shadowgate> * Ignore list:
25:00 <Shadowgate> *!*[email protected] (pcntdik) - AustNet
25:00 <Shadowgate> *!*[email protected] (pcntdik) - AustNet
25:00 <CannibalClown> fuck up Shadowgate
26:00 <BlackDevil> my ignore list consist of *!*@*
26:00 <CannibalClown> noone cares that youre a weak bitch
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh this is cunting me off
27:00 <doctor> be strong be man
28:00 <partay> then Loof ate all the food at the buffet
28:00 <Loof> die man
29:00 <Shadowgate> i love the ignore command people i dont like dont talk anymore lol
30:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Corona - Rhythm of the Night (Feb 3, 2008) 3:49 - Category: Music - 17,227,393 views - 52,594 likes (98.4%), 852 dislikes (1.6%)
30:00 <doctor> this is the rhythm of my life
32:00 <BlackDevil> the smell of your vagina overwelms rotten eggs that has been in the sun for 3 weeks
33:00 <doctor> that's a bit off BlackDevil, please stop abusing the english language
33:00 <ghettowreath> well, he got overwhealmed wrong, but other than it was a decent sentence through and through
35:00 <ghettowreath> it's okay though, cuz i got overwhelmed wrong too
36:00 <Loof> why must i feel like that, why must i chase the cat? nothing but the dog in meeeeeee
36:00 <peace> yay
36:00 <ghettowreath> it's one of those words you hear about when you read the newspaper periodicles through your microfiche projector
36:00 <ghettowreath> damn can't even periodical right either
36:00 <Shadowgate> ghettowreath could he be a new character
37:00 <The_Baron> hey loof
37:00 <Loof> hey man :)
37:00 <The_Baron> wasdoin?
37:00 <CannibalClown> *11:29:56 AM* <Shadowgate> i love the ignore command people i dont like dont talk anymore lol <- what a pussy
37:00 <TheRon> noone told me it was doodle's b'day
38:00 <Serenity> it was yesterday
39:00 <doctor> Need a reason to stay awake. I feel the sandman coming
39:00 <xm> im glad you didnt post the awful Bastille remake doctor 
39:00 <doctor> Yeah that remake is horrible
39:00 <doctor> I accidently clicked on that first though
39:00 <doctor> I was not happy
39:00 <TheRon> i wasn't on yesterday
39:00 <Serenity> that status was tehre yeserday
39:00 <Serenity> i set it..
40:00 <doctor> that's okay TheRon, i don't think anybody noticed
40:00 <TheRon> damn1
41:00 <doctor> I think it's a good thing
42:00 <TheRon> could be right
42:00 <BlackDevil> if use the word as engulfed ghettowreath
43:00 <BlackDevil> or your vagina bury's the smell of rotten eggs that been in the sun for 3 weeks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be crazy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but
43:00 <BlackDevil> so its correct-ish
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it could just be a lunatic you're looking for
43:00 <Bastardly_One> turn off the lights
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *shuts up*
44:00 <TheRon> i need a hero......
44:00 <xm> you know rotten eggs in the sun for weeks/months are a delicacy in some cultures
44:00 <Bastardly_One> been holding out in the heat of the night TheRon?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in china I bet
44:00 <TheRon> yep
44:00 <doctor> and eggs soaked in the urine of schoolchildren
44:00 <xm> yes
44:00 <doctor> (china)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee :)
45:00 <peace> yummy how so pics or gtfo
45:00 <BlackDevil> ?
45:00 <BlackDevil> pics of what
45:00 <peace> OR14NA
45:00 <peace> ident
45:00 <TheRon> doctor i didn't know you had that fetish?
46:00 <TheRon> lee, single yet??
46:00 <doctor> it's the secret to immortality
47:00 <Excessive> he lacks punctuation BlackDevil
47:00 <doctor> but keep it a secret
47:00 <xm> it's from Luke Nguyen's top selling cook book
48:00 <peace> k
48:00 <peace> opps
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong set of asians
48:00 <{LeE}> hi Bastardly_One
48:00 <{LeE}> TheRon noooooooooo
48:00 <TheRon> how long has it got to go??
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes? ltns
49:00 <{LeE}> TheRon???
49:00 <{LeE}> goes good thanx Bastardly_One an u
49:00 <TheRon> it's a joke, i forgot the :)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not tooooooooooo shabby I suppose
49:00 <{LeE}> u forgot the ???
49:00 <{LeE}> koool koool
49:00 <TheRon> :)
49:00 <{LeE}> lol
50:00 <{LeE}> u forgot the milk go back to the shops
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oi TheRon
50:00 <xm> Nguyen is actually of Chinese origin funnily enough. i know what you mean though, that he is vietnamese, but he's also done Chinese recipes
50:00 <TheRon> no milk today
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is it xm?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was like the Smith of the vietamese world
50:00 <{LeE}> bbl
51:00 <{LeE}> i got shit to do 
51:00 <xm> many southern chinese moved there many years ago and it was controlled by China for some time
51:00 <TheRon> i think somethng unpronounceable is smith in vietnam
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ah of course
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Nguyen is like Smith or Jones
51:00 <Bastardly_One> really common
52:00 <potato> piets_rape_squad
52:00 <TheRon> there's a rumour that the chinese are supplying arms to the reds in thailand
52:00 <Excessive> Smyth
52:00 <TheRon> smeth in new zealand
52:00 <Loof> http://imgur.com/kfFJJkj
52:00 <Bastardly_One> smuth
52:00 <Bastardly_One> get bored there Loof?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Loof> yep lol
54:00 <TheRon> B1 flipping hot on the weekend again
54:00 <Serenity> i imagine a strong smell of old tobacco/bong water and burnt plastic when I see his face
54:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, as of tomorrow isn't it? ... doesn't the weather know this place isn't used to heat? fuck off already
56:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, how'd ya go? *lol*
57:00 <TheRon> 33 tomorrow, 35 next, 38 and then 40
57:00 <Bastardly_One> anything over 25 can fuck off
57:00 <TheRon> you need to move to tasmania or nz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or england
58:00 <British^Meat> last thing i was left with on irc........
58:00 <British^Meat> [19:20] <simba> my fantasy is 2 girls 1 sucken my dick the other typin everything i say into irc for me
58:00 <TheRon> indeed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they got lots of 30s and stuff last year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was a bit harsh by their standards
58:00 <TheRon> they get early 30's as their extreme heat
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Kynetic> i like to roll on the floor laughing while two lesbians suck my dick in the back of a chevrolet.
59:00 <Kynetic> sorry
59:00 <Kynetic> i like to roll on the floor laughing my ass off while two lesbians suck my dick in the back of a chevrolet.
59:00 <Kynetic> or 
59:00 <Serenity> Thats hot
59:00 <Kynetic> roflmaow2lsmditboac
59:00 <milk> get dragon naturally speaking and a fleshlight, much cheaper
59:00 <Bastardly_One> heard about it from my english friends the entire summer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> poor lovies were dying
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so they thought
59:00 <TheRon> mum and dad copped a couple of thirty degree days in the uk
59:00 <The_Baron> oh hey
59:00 <The_Baron> yeah all sorted ;)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
00:00 <Kynetic> for short
00:00 <Serenity> 40 yesterdat 38 today 39 tomorrow 36 the day after here
00:00 <Serenity> shut up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> say please
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they started it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was quiet
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but say please
00:00 <TheRon> am i ever gonna see your face again?
01:00 <British^Meat> dragons blood?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fine, I won't shut up then
01:00 <Serenity> i am not a performing monkey
01:00 <The_Baron> no get fucked 
01:00 <Serenity> i will nto say it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *checks*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I see a slot for coins
01:00 <TheRon> the baron said it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw
02:00 <The_Baron> fuck you
02:00 <Serenity> no he didnt
02:00 <The_Baron> nah I fucked it
02:00 <TheRon> close enough surely
02:00 <The_Baron> I just aint bogan enough
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no way, get fucked, fuck off
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there
02:00 <The_Baron> no way get fucked fuck off
02:00 <The_Baron> there happy
02:00 <Serenity> thank you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no
02:00 <TheRon> i love it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so The_Baron ... about a loan
03:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
03:00 <Saemon> fuck YOU Bastardly_One
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we're sick of you crying about how much you wish actually
03:00 <Bastardly_One> now you mention it wheels
04:00 <milk> speech to text program
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can hear Van Halen
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *strains my ears*
04:00 <TheRon> nice
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, some bogan outside in a car
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
04:00 <TheRon> van halen is alright
04:00 <The_Baron> throw tins of irish stew at him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that voice and guitar anywhere though
04:00 <TheRon> david lee roth or sammy hagar?
05:00 <The_Baron> some cunt in a mullet jacking it off in his monaro to the beat of Hot For Teacher
05:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
05:00 <Bastardly_One> except commodore VL m8
05:00 <Bastardly_One> got the song right though
05:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <The_Baron> 4 door, cunt musta got some ganga preggaz then
05:00 <The_Baron> :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so The_Baron, ... david lee roth
05:00 <The_Baron> what about him?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant TheRon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking tab
06:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah on closer inspection there would of been car seats in the back for sure
06:00 <TheRon> how do copy names and shit?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wha?
06:00 <The_Baron> ^^
06:00 <TheRon> i just type them out
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ask that in english, not bogan
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oooooooooooh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tab key
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now I getcha
07:00 <Bastardly_One> depends if I'm lazy or not at the time too
07:00 <The_Baron> just type the first letter or two of the nick and press tab and it will scan through the nicks
07:00 <TheRon> i'm pressing tab and nothing
07:00 <The_Baron> according to the letters types in
07:00 <The_Baron> typed*
07:00 <TheRon> no can of cola or anything
07:00 <The_Baron> type a letter first then hit tab
07:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
08:00 <TheRon> oh cool thanks
08:00 <Bastardly_One> tab ... the drink ... bad humour attempt
08:00 <TheRon> god bless the simpsons
08:00 <Bastardly_One> stick to bowls eh?
08:00 <TheRon> i'm actually good at that
09:00 <spence> Hi guys...ya miss me?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh what fun
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just as I was getting bored
09:00 <spence> See I look after ya
09:00 <TheRon> spence:  no more peiterson, the aussies did it
09:00 <spence> someone to skitz at :)
10:00 <spence> lol Ron we made another Pussy quit lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, sports hour with the bogan brigade ... HR and Roy would be proud
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
10:00 <TheRon> h
10:00 <Bastardly_One> HG even
10:00 <TheRon> hg
10:00 <spence> Lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just saw that
10:00 <The_Baron> fuck is everyones keyboard that gunked up lately
10:00 <spence> I only got 5 mins sorry buddy
10:00 <TheRon> we used to be able to do the voices
11:00 <The_Baron> I swear, tryin to save a few bucks on kleenex and this is what ya get
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I know huh?
11:00 <spence> try aldi tissues...super absorbent
11:00 <TheRon> we gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you are worse than a 3BA play list TheRon
12:00 <TheRon> that's dad hey
12:00 <Bastardly_One> (ballarat diss there don't try to get it anyone else)
12:00 <TheRon> bad
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sure is
12:00 <spence> lol bastard child
12:00 <Bastardly_One> at least you know it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> good start
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no denial from you ... I like that
13:00 <TheRon> my uncle got offered the 3ba program manager job, he turned it down because he said it would be too much work
13:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
13:00 <spence> Fuck I want outta here now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and work?
13:00 <TheRon> really
13:00 <spence> can't wait till sat..
14:00 <British^Meat> lol for the first time im watching that "waiting for a mate" video
14:00 <spence> southern 80
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they only change it weekly
14:00 <TheRon> runs the wagga one now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it just alternates during the day
14:00 <spence> Should be fucking boss
14:00 <TheRon> topless chicks spence
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
15:00 <TheRon> i was talking to a bloke yesterday who ran charter boats up in cairns, he'd change the speed of the boat just so bikinis would fly off
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen anyone fly across the ring from a stunner like that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fucking hilarious ... which I had of taped it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <spence> Can only hope ..ill be topless 
16:00 <Shadowgate> beer old beer you ruipper!
16:00 <Shadowgate> cold beer you ripper!
16:00 <TheRon> crown?
16:00 <Shadowgate> vb
16:00 <TheRon> i'm a classy bogan
17:00 <Shadowgate> crown in my local pub costs 8 bucks ridicolous
17:00 <Shadowgate> i get a jug of vb for 13
17:00 <Shadowgate> and it tastes better1
17:00 <spence> I'll cyas at 5 back to pretend to work catch yas then
17:00 <spence> vb mmmm
17:00 <Shadowgate> spence it is a beutyful beer love it
17:00 <Shadowgate> espeically cold
18:00 <TheRon> a jug and a straw?
18:00 <Shadowgate> the ron head to the junction in preston 13 jugs on sunday
18:00 <Shadowgate> vb
18:00 <TheRon> play bowls my friend, #3.50 a stubbie
18:00 <Doodle> just up the road
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or down the road
19:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
19:00 <TheRon> is a 90 minute drive worth it for $13 jugs??
19:00 <Doodle> no
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, happy yesterday btw
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think I saw ya did I?
19:00 <Doodle> cheers nigga
19:00 <TheRon> good one bro
19:00 <Doodle> prolly not i was at work
19:00 <partay> Doodle: How old 
20:00 <Doodle> partay: fucking
20:00 <TheRon> how about me and b1 chip in and get you a stripper??
20:00 <Doodle> that sounds lovely TheRon
20:00 <partay> Doodle: Best ever 
20:00 <TheRon> it'd be classy
20:00 <Doodle> oh :/
20:00 <partay> Fat a gram 
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in this town
20:00 <Doodle> what about a gorillagram where the gorilla is naked from the waist down
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you'd get
21:00 <TheRon> how much would it be to get jane bunn to strip for you?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> or that
21:00 <Doodle> lol i dont think she performs that service The_Baron
21:00 <Doodle> er TheRon
21:00 <Doodle> she might give you a pvt weather report tho
21:00 <Doodle> re00ww
21:00 <Bastardly_One> do you two ever remember the strippers at the eastern?
21:00 <TheRon> that would do it for me
21:00 <Doodle> yeh i never went tho
21:00 <TheRon> yes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the one that used to come up from melb that shot ping pong balls?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she was good entertainment *nods*
21:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> i heard stories
22:00 <TheRon> we ordered a couple of strippers for a batch party once
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that one is true
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they got reasonably wild by ballarat standards
22:00 <Doodle> last time i went to the strippers was the mens gallery
22:00 <Doodle> like fkn ages ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I went a couple of times by almost force but can't say each time wasn't fun because it was
22:00 <TheRon> $20 each, beer barmaids a strip show in a shed it was a great night
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> someone wash my car for me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
23:00 <TheRon> shouldve eaten properly that night, the beer was coming back up by the end of the night
23:00 <Doodle> damn, that means i'll have to do it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun
24:00 <Doodle> carwash in mt clear will be surrounded by cars
24:00 <Doodle> is school back yet
24:00 <TheRon> yes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is
24:00 <Doodle> fuck
24:00 <Bastardly_One> will be worse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the one at the liberty
24:00 <TheRon> mair st?
24:00 <Doodle> might go to apco instead
24:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
24:00 <Doodle> nah skipton st
24:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaah
24:00 <TheRon> closer for you anyway
25:00 <Doodle> i have a token for a free car wash but i cant use it cos my car wont go through their machine
25:00 <Doodle> so i gave it to mum
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as ya do
25:00 <Doodle> iunno why they give them to me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> because you can't use them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're still handed out
25:00 <Doodle> assholes
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pity this city is full of such idiots ... it's actually a nice place
27:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon summed it up though ... the Hotel California of cities
27:00 <xm> [12:17:40] 18<Doodle> i have a token for a free car wash but i cant use it cos my car wont go through their machine <--- just close the doors on your DeLorean and you'll be fine
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you can check out but you can never leave
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> wheels are too wide
28:00 <Doodle> they will get chewed up by the rail things
28:00 <TheRon> you take the boy out of brunswick but you can't take brunswick out of the boy
28:00 <Serenity> sif youd put your ar through a car wash anyway rob
28:00 <Doodle> looool
29:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with you
29:00 <Doodle> SWEEET MATE
29:00 <Doodle> yeah sezz
29:00 <Doodle> it is brushless tho
29:00 <Serenity> oh
29:00 <Serenity> thats not so bad i guess
30:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1511572_576089475813277_1945285357_n.jpg
30:00 <partay> every_other: Fuck off you shit eating fag  
30:00 <Doodle> damn the tyre i wanted is sold
30:00 <Doodle> going to cost me twice as much now
30:00 <Doodle> fucking fuckers
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd of been and back to get that by now
31:00 <TheRon> wash by hand at home?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised I remember that convo actually
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
32:00 <BlackDevil> get pregnant
32:00 <lumeah> hi mew
32:00 <lumeah> no.. lol
32:00 <Doodle> cbf TheRon
32:00 <Doodle> and yeah i was waiting to get paid tonight Bastardly_One
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and in some cases it works out more expensive
32:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah ... damn Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> nah $50 for a tyre pick up from meadow heights
32:00 <Doodle> or $120 new
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I was talking about washing the car at home
33:00 <Bastardly_One> being more expensive sometimes
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <Doodle> nah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on what ya do
33:00 <Doodle> i have a shed full of detailing shit and a water tank
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... the Mair St one would be big enough wouldn't it?
33:00 <Doodle> i can't get in the driveway of the mair st car wash
33:00 <Doodle> car is too low
34:00 <Mew> LOL
34:00 <Mew> no
34:00 <Mew> hi lumeah
34:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
34:00 <BlackDevil> element wants you to be a baby mama
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ah yeah
34:00 <Doodle> hehe
34:00 <Doodle> fun times
34:00 <TheRon> damn these low cars to hell
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there goes that idea I suppose
34:00 <Bastardly_One> only wide arsed one I can think of
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I specifically look mind you
35:00 <BlackDevil> of his child
35:00 <whencanibehappy> do girls come in here anymore?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> finally found a sucker interested in my bike I'm selling
35:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> $250 is a bargain I reckon
36:00 <British^Meat> why, do you want to date one and then do it on one?
36:00 <lumeah> yes 
36:00 <British^Meat> u know, there are girls in clubs and shaopping malls and cafes too
36:00 <British^Meat> not just on irc mate
36:00 <whencanibehappy> no i just havent been here and years
36:00 <British^Meat> is this your last resort?
36:00 <whencanibehappy> no im asking if they come here
36:00 <Doodle> you should buy a car
36:00 <Doodle> fuck riding u peel st
36:00 <Doodle> up
37:00 <lumeah> yes they do 
37:00 <whencanibehappy> i used to use the site before all the dating sites got popular
37:00 <lumeah> brit.. lol
37:00 <whencanibehappy> brit is a nob
37:00 <whencanibehappy> has to put his 2c worth in
37:00 <British^Meat> i can handle that
37:00 <lumeah> no hes not
37:00 <whencanibehappy> stop pming me lumeah
37:00 <TheRon> been to the bowling club yet??
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder who bothers to do this around down
37:00 <TheRon> the black hill pub??
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1560488_10152176332358104_1168294456_n.jpg
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bike is petrol thingamajig
37:00 <Doodle> oh right
37:00 <Bastardly_One> engine thingo
37:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya
37:00 <The_Baron> those are pretty near
37:00 <The_Baron> neat*
38:00 <whencanibehappy> talk in the channel
38:00 <lumeah> riiightttt... 
38:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhhh
38:00 <Mew> theres girls on here but austnet is definitely a cock forest
38:00 <lumeah> nut case 
38:00 <British^Meat> one of THOSE guys :)
38:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/995866_576089249146633_1579106363_n.jpg
38:00 <lumeah> get lost.. lol
38:00 <The_Baron> wanted to get one myself, coz goldie is all flat
38:00 <TheRon> defeats the purpose of getting a bicylce
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/217597_10151084606193104_1600184265_n.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that bike is worth more than the kit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> triathalete model m8
39:00 <lumeah> so it is his last resort.. lol
39:00 <gremlinz> haha Excessive
39:00 <British^Meat> let us know when he starts pmming you lumeah
39:00 <whencanibehappy> she already has
39:00 <TheRon> could you distille some whickey with that kit?? 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, no and no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> to BCC and the pub
39:00 <TheRon> and why not??
39:00 <Bastardly_One> been to the freight, rolled my eyes and walked out though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that count?
40:00 <lumeah> he already has. says date me.. lol
40:00 <lumeah> phht.. failure already.. lol
40:00 <TheRon> i've been to the x on albert, it's a dive but i still went
40:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's up the hill
40:00 <Bastardly_One> too far
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that hill is major effort
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dana st seems easier
40:00 <TheRon> been known to walk from nerrina to the pub in humfray st
41:00 <lumeah> what a disappointment.. lol
41:00 <whencanibehappy> im bored
41:00 <lumeah> don't care
41:00 <whencanibehappy> that the problem thesedays , noone cares about anyone else
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's mostly downhill
41:00 <Bastardly_One> or flat
41:00 <TheRon> you just need to get fitter
41:00 <BlackDevil> i bet you can put a penis in that bike exhaust
41:00 <Bastardly_One> can I have some new lung with that?
42:00 <lumeah> yeah demanding phyco. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *lungs
42:00 <TheRon> oh yeah, my bad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk an hour a day anyway
42:00 <Bastardly_One> by choice
42:00 <Bastardly_One> a nice uphill, flat, downhill, flat, uphill, down hill, flat ... routine
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cover half the city it seems
43:00 <whencanibehappy> who?
43:00 <whencanibehappy> !matchups
43:00 <lumeah> your not going to be happy acting like you just did. lol
43:00 <whencanibehappy> yeh i know
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
43:00 <TheRon> i ride to bowls now
43:00 <TheRon> more so i don't drink and drive, but still
44:00 <lumeah> i found another losser
44:00 <[pythonX]> lmao
44:00 <[pythonX]> wb faux
44:00 <whencanibehappy> wb faux
44:00 <faux> Cheers m8
44:00 <[pythonX]> :)
44:00 <faux> Had a shower 
45:00 <faux> So fresh n so clean clean 
45:00 <BlackDevil> wow faux
45:00 <whencanibehappy> excellent news
45:00 <BlackDevil> showering AND using mirc
45:00 <[pythonX]> new undies
45:00 <BlackDevil> talent
45:00 <faux> I bought milk and honey body wash it smells amazing 
45:00 <[pythonX]> i know i know
45:00 <faux> Yes new undies and bra how did you know
45:00 <faux> Psychic shads
45:00 <[pythonX]> smells mad its my fav
45:00 <[pythonX]> XD
45:00 <whencanibehappy> *dances*
46:00 <faux> Ok
46:00 <[pythonX]> MMM COFFEE
46:00 <BlackDevil> panties with a new fresh skid mark
46:00 <TheRon> no simba, something is wrong
47:00 <BlackDevil> hi shads
47:00 <BlackDevil> why do people hate you
47:00 <lumeah> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> My PS claims he's playing FIFA
47:00 <TheRon> PS?
48:00 <whencanibehappy> smells like kebab
48:00 <[pythonX]> JELOUS MAGGETTS
48:00 <British^Meat> oh is shads here
48:00 <British^Meat> is he hiding?
48:00 <BlackDevil> no
48:00 <British^Meat> is it coz we all know what he looks like now?
48:00 <[pythonX]> YES
48:00 <BlackDevil> he doesnt hide like lement
48:00 <[pythonX]> `seen pietsababe
48:00 <prowl> [pythonX], PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 hour 21 minutes ago (04.02. 13:27) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 16 minutes there.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> playstation
48:00 <The_Baron> that's what I should do, get some new games soon
48:00 <TheRon> your playstation speaks to you?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> tells me all sorts of shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, what system or PC?
48:00 <The_Baron> got a ps3
49:00 <British^Meat> lol Saemon
49:00 <British^Meat> hi
49:00 <BlackDevil> `seen [shads]
49:00 <prowl> BlackDevil, I found 5 matches to your query: [pythonX], shadsam, [21jumpstreet], [shads], shads_awy. [pythonX] ([email protected]) was last seen joining #melbourne 5 minutes ago (04.02. 14:43). [pythonX] is still there.
49:00 <Saemon> yoyo sup ma nigga
49:00 <BlackDevil> see
49:00 <British^Meat> oh shads is python guy
49:00 <BlackDevil> shads
49:00 <British^Meat> cool
49:00 <BlackDevil> everyone's mate
49:00 <TheRon> hang on a sec, you're saying simba is playing fifa?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> got GTA V?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah supposedly TheRon
49:00 <TheRon> sorry i was a bit slow
50:00 <Saemon> man i think ive got a cold
50:00 <Saemon> woke up with sore throat
50:00 <British^Meat> u shame me Saemon
50:00 <Saemon> muscles all sore
50:00 <lumeah> to much wanking
50:00 <Bastardly_One> because if you have GTA V The_Baron ... I need a good "partner in crime" ... for online
50:00 <The_Baron> nah I aint
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I like attacking people and riding off on muh motorbike
50:00 <The_Baron> haha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and then while they're looking for me
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah should get it soon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hidden on a roof with a sniper
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good fun
50:00 <The_Baron> so it's as good as ppl keep sayin then?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <BlackDevil> you have to have a big penis to make your arm sore
51:00 <The_Baron> is it worth paying 80 bucks for it
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, the main story itself ... not online
51:00 <Bastardly_One> way worth it ... but more time consuming than hard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was easy enough even for me and I'm shit at games except rpg
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah sweet
52:00 <BlackDevil> could be a wrist spran
52:00 <TheRon> i'm playing game of war on the tablet
52:00 <Bastardly_One> online, is fun but can get more of a grind once the initial "shit yeah, GTA Online!" gets out of your system
52:00 <TheRon> it's a bit nerdy but i'm hanging in there
52:00 <The_Baron> sweet
53:00 <peace> hi
53:00 <The_Baron> finished the measley games I got
53:00 <BlackDevil> downloading
53:00 <BlackDevil> is slow
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to admit what I'm playing this very moment
53:00 <BlackDevil> fapping
53:00 <BlackDevil> is
53:00 <BlackDevil> fast
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like this second
53:00 <The_Baron> haha
53:00 <TheRon> blackdevil, not if you're doing it right
54:00 <peace> been putting off changing fat in deep fryer i went to do it i was already done
54:00 <peace> rofl
54:00 <lumeah> hi peace
54:00 <peace> hi there
54:00 <peace> i gonna become fat chicko rolls spring rolls wedges etc
55:00 <lumeah> tut tut
55:00 <BlackDevil> make sure you batter your penis and fry it
55:00 <peace> nah man
55:00 <lumeah> dead dick. lol
55:00 <The_Baron> if you're not doing it right, then wtf u been doing all this time
55:00 <The_Baron> if u can't do something as simple as jerk yourself off, you might as well get an iron lung as well u gimpy fuck
56:00 <peace> i gotta perfect a batter
56:00 <TheRon> heard anymore of those shitty songs people make??
57:00 <peace> so make hotdogs in batter
57:00 <peace> etc
57:00 <peace> become fatty
58:00 <peace> i could wiegh 100kilo and not look fat
58:00 <lumeah> you'd put your dick in the fryer? 
58:00 <peace> no
58:00 <lumeah> lol sure
58:00 <TheRon> bruno mars, it seemed wrong to me that he did the superbowl and the logies all in one year
59:00 <peace> smarty :P
59:00 <British^Meat> lol
59:00 <British^Meat> u need some more fat on your chris
59:00 <lumeah> lol
59:00 <peace> yes i do
59:00 <British^Meat> actually, i probably got a lil pot belly
59:00 <lumeah> oh well
59:00 <British^Meat> i think you should exercise more
59:00 <peace> i know
59:00 <BlackDevil> i went pee
59:00 <TheRon> because the logies are right up there with the superbowl
00:00 <British^Meat> so....
00:00 <British^Meat> do it
00:00 <peace> do i get a hug?
00:00 <peace> if i do
00:00 <British^Meat> no
00:00 <peace> neways dont matter
00:00 <lumeah> that all ya want? 
00:00 <British^Meat> and just for that outburst, im not going to talk to you again today
00:00 <peace> i want more than that but hugs do my head in
00:00 <lumeah> lol
01:00 <lumeah> why
01:00 <peace> havent had many
01:00 <lumeah> violins
01:00 <peace> lol
02:00 <TheRon> the red hot chilli peppers mimed at the superbowl, anybody else pick up on that?
03:00 <BlackDevil> because they didnt play live?
03:00 <CannibalClown> who cares
03:00 <TheRon> they admitted it
04:00 <TheRon> the guitars were unplugged
04:00 <The_Baron> they all do
04:00 <TheRon> i know but still it's rhcp
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather discuss
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how Bruce Springsteen covered a Saints song
07:00 <TheRon> the superbowl should've been the other way round, with bruno mars only doing one song
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and made one of my favourite songs song so fucking mediocre
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how he's made it sound so boring but he has
07:00 <TheRon> they do that
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and tom morello looks weird in the E Street Band
09:00 <TheRon> is that drummer from conan o'brien still in the band?
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://thestrayan.com/2013/800
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfaoooo
09:00 <fawks> I need to poo
10:00 <AngrymanXL> male status confirmed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed he look stupid
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/26040475
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahah
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> CYA PIETERSEN
13:00 <TheRon> YES!!!!
14:00 <TheRon> pretty fucked up but still
14:00 <BlackDevil> ok there is another Taken movie coming out
14:00 <BlackDevil> called Non-Stop
14:00 <TheRon> cook's captaincy had nothing to do with the loss
16:00 <British^Meat> chilli peppers mimed
16:00 <British^Meat> BLASpHEME
16:00 <TheRon> i know, did they change the lyrics like on the simpsons??
18:00 <British^Meat> flea was miming
18:00 <TheRon> WE WANT CHILLI WILLY!!!!!
18:00 <British^Meat> so take back the slap
19:00 <TheRon> suck my kiss
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> there are only 605 people with access to the internet in north korea
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> less than 0.00% of the population
22:00 <British^Meat> id still go
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> and they hold elections every 5 years
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> but there is only 1 candidate in the ballot
23:00 <The_Baron> 605 ppl, prolly all govt officials too
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
23:00 <The_Baron> though I'm sure Kim Yung Un has a WoW account
23:00 <TheRon> mates have seen the peppers live it's awesome apparently
23:00 <The_Baron> and prolly subscribes to brazzers
23:00 <British^Meat> guess i wont be playing words with friends over there then :/
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <TheRon> how awesome is soul to squeeze
27:00 <British^Meat> heh brazzers :)
27:00 <TheRon> does the mrs know about brazzers??
28:00 <British^Meat> who me?
28:00 <TheRon> yes
28:00 <British^Meat> i doubt it
29:00 <TheRon> some people like to mix it up
29:00 <British^Meat> what are you even talking about?
29:00 <TheRon> brazzers is a porn site right?
30:00 <British^Meat> yes
30:00 <TheRon> some couples like to watch porn together, that's all i was saying
31:00 <British^Meat> k
33:00 <Bastardly_One> random much?
33:00 <TheRon> nah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
34:00 <The_Baron> still on about brazzers
34:00 <British^Meat> dudes got tits on the brain
34:00 <British^Meat> kinda sad really
34:00 <TheRon> you don't?
34:00 <British^Meat> no
34:00 <British^Meat> not at all
34:00 <TheRon> oh your married
35:00 <British^Meat> not a virgin either
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not with a fucked face like that you're not
35:00 <Bastardly_One> haw haw haw
35:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I should become a comedian
35:00 <The_Baron> one thing I learned from the internet is
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
35:00 <The_Baron> there is no such thing as "too ugly to fuck"
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is
36:00 <TheRon> welcome to my saturday nights
36:00 <The_Baron> god, some of the ppl that get to do the sticky jiggle jive, yikes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <The_Baron> nah fugmos find other fugmos
36:00 <The_Baron> and then more fugmos are bred
36:00 <Bastardly_One> true
36:00 <The_Baron> until the world is overrun with children that look like Kerry Packer
37:00 <Bastardly_One> my sister and brother in law are good examples
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the model of the family
37:00 <Bastardly_One> which says a lot I know
37:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they somehow produced good looking girls though
38:00 <TheRon> really?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how that worked but they did
38:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely ... IMO they did
38:00 <The_Baron> genetics is a odd thing
38:00 <The_Baron> there musta been some non fugmo genes somewhere within them chromosomes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think they're brats so there's no bias from me
38:00 <Saemon> wtf this fat escort wants to charge me $100 extra for foot play
38:00 <Saemon> im tellin her shes dreamin
38:00 <Saemon> fuken fat shit
39:00 <British^Meat> Saemon :)
39:00 <British^Meat> SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon and his made up life
39:00 <Saemon> its not made up
39:00 <British^Meat> i like this character/nick Saemon has chosen now
39:00 <Saemon> i really do see prostitutes because im not attractive 
39:00 <British^Meat> its the longest one he's had
40:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to wilson phillips - hold on
40:00 <British^Meat> you should hang out with pandasdontdrive Saemon
40:00 <British^Meat> surprised he hasnt asked u already
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he did once
40:00 <Bastardly_One> back when he was jkl
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wilson Phillips - Hold On.mp3 (4.07MB 128kbps Stereo 4:27)
40:00 <TheRon> where is pandas
40:00 <Bastardly_One> seems familar early hours dribble
41:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares where he is
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not here is all that matters
41:00 <TheRon> remember wilson phillips on harold and kumar?
41:00 <Doodle> lol yes
41:00 <Doodle> http://oi62.tinypic.com/72eluu.jpg
41:00 <Doodle> copping dirty looks
42:00 <Bastardly_One> can hardly see him
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to look hard
42:00 <Doodle> he is always there
42:00 <Bastardly_One> was like ... yeah nice bonnet ... so fucking what?
42:00 <Doodle> if you look
42:00 <TheRon> doodle i need to get a brid to land a dirty big crap on that car
42:00 <TheRon> :)
43:00 <Doodle> http://oi59.tinypic.com/vqs8yp.jpg
43:00 <Doodle> not a brid!
43:00 <TheRon> bird
43:00 <TheRon> beer makes me dyslexic
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> i always type lol back to front when i'm stoned
43:00 <TheRon> really?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
44:00 <Doodle> hehehe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's being facetious you twit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
44:00 <Doodle> i am
44:00 <TheRon> and i wasn't?
44:00 <Doodle> a man, a plan, a canal, panama!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like we can tell?
44:00 <TheRon> open my mouth usually does it
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Toni Basil - Mickey.mp3 (5.6MB 192kbps Stereo 4:04)
46:00 <TheRon> mike and the mechanics - the living years
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron ... I know others he causes complete hatred in
48:00 <Bastardly_One> assuming what your face palming at that is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *you're
49:00 <The_Baron> just the general ambience of retardation
49:00 <The_Baron> that's what makes me facepalm myself
50:00 <TheRon> i don't think i'm a full retard
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck u childcare
50:00 <The_Baron> never go full retard
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif $350 a an week
50:00 <TheRon> nah
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrr
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> And cant get rebate
51:00 <TheRon> god bless the liberals
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> I need more beer
51:00 <TheRon> they only had light beer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> is this you TheRon out trying to get a date? ... http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140204/acid_picdump_25.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> yes!
53:00 <TheRon> was that facetious enough?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin'
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck u
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrr
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh shut up
53:00 <The_Baron> https://www.facebook.com/lookback/
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and no, fuck YOU
53:00 <The_Baron> whoops
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mine is shit The_Baron
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
53:00 <Bastardly_One> boring as fuck
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sam
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey ron
53:00 <The_Baron> mine is shit too
53:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone on my list is doing it now
53:00 <TheRon> bluejuice - broken leg
54:00 <The_Baron> but the inspirational music seems all wrong with posts like "this mattress, it's like sleeping in God's vagina"
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck now mum is singing
54:00 <TheRon> it could be, we don't know
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Can my life get any worse
54:00 <TheRon> no beer?
55:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Lol Ln I have 300 longnecks of homebrew ready
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Beer is fine
55:00 <TheRon> nice
55:00 <Q{> she's singing you lullaby again eh
55:00 <The_Baron> what did ya brew?
55:00 <TheRon> waiting another week for some alcoholic ginger beer
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have pale ale, canadian blonde, lager, draught, cider, European lager
56:00 <TheRon> when's the next "session"?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know what cydia needs
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> a fucking crack that lets the iphone make standard carrier video calls
57:00 <The_Baron> nice selection
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> And fuck u xbox
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a live account
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif u cant download
57:00 <TheRon> really?
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck
58:00 <TheRon> xbox one?
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Error 801540B7
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrrr
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Now have to ring xbox
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck u cunts
58:00 <milk> google it
59:00 <omfgbbqhax>  I did and did everything
59:00 <TheRon> give them a piece of your mind
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Still wont work
59:00 <TheRon> if you can get thru
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> If its a chick I will chat her up
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
59:00 <TheRon> server issue, maybe be alright later?
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> It was a server issue in 2011
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> See I googled
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> And tried everything
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the sadist in me enjoying your day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hope it gets worse :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Except I havent tried lee yer
00:00 <TheRon> lee, you single yet?
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yet
01:00 <{LeE}> O_o TheRon whats up with u today ??
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> B1 wen it cant get any worse
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm
01:00 <BlackDevil> josh
01:00 <BlackDevil> i wuv u
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Except typing mistakes
01:00 <{LeE}> i'll never be single again
01:00 <BlackDevil> now spread that ass
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck off u black cunt blackdevil
01:00 <BlackDevil> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> to TheRon anyway
01:00 <TheRon> being a smartarse
01:00 <{LeE}> :/
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Go steal some bikes
02:00 <{LeE}> u guys are crazy 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she will be single ... just not to you TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> i know
02:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One nah i found my one and only
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lee needs some dutch loving
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, I was being a bastard ... but good for you :D
02:00 <{LeE}> never thought id ever end up with my bestest mate ever as i didnt know he felt the same way about me 
03:00 <NiceGuy> any ladies like to chat?
03:00 <TheRon> dutch ovens?
03:00 <{LeE}> lol Bastardly_One i know :P 
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lee he has a small cock watch out
03:00 <{LeE}> TheRon no dutch ppl
03:00 <{LeE}> like my self
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am dutch
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> You just dont turn me on enough
03:00 <{LeE}> i have done a dutchie its called i fucked my self 
03:00 <TheRon> get some dutch into you
03:00 <{LeE}> lol
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> It it aint dutch it aint much
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
04:00 <{LeE}> hrmmm
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Phone bbl
04:00 <{LeE}> i farted and it stinks 
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> And then bbq
04:00 <{LeE}> lol sif be on the phone lol jks im on the phone ervy day
04:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, gonna do something productive methinks
04:00 <The_Baron> l8r
04:00 <{LeE}> oh bye
04:00 <{LeE}> lol
04:00 <TheRon> going the ron, can't be wrong
05:00 <{LeE}> lol nice lingo 
05:00 <{LeE}> :P
05:00 <{LeE}> anyways i have to get back to cleaning MY ROOM 
06:00 <simba> iphones need a crack that enables them to make standard video calls? lol
06:00 <TheRon> underwear all over the floor?
06:00 <{LeE}> no kids stuff is in my room n every thing is on my bed O_o
07:00 <{LeE}> anyhoo im off cyas 
07:00 <TheRon> B! see what you did, you made her leave
07:00 <TheRon> b1
08:00 <Bastardly_One> always my fault
09:00 <{LeE}> no ones fault
10:00 <TheRon> where will you be b1?
10:00 <TheRon> on saturady
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what's happening?
11:00 <TheRon> to get out of the heat
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> probably in front of the a/c
12:00 <TheRon> i'm playing bowls so i'm screwed
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and still dying
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
12:00 <TheRon> you have a/c, bastard
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might ... might ... go down to the Robin Hood for a meal that day
12:00 <Bastardly_One> don't be jealous
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit shitty
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <TheRon> nice place
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like the meals there
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> proper video calls
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> not facetime shit
13:00 <simba> why settle for a shitty little iphone anymore
13:00 <TheRon> ate there last week
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and the barmaid has a nice alternative feel to her
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, wouldn't know literally
13:00 <h2o> air con wet towel drapped over a door with a nice breeze comming thru
13:00 <TheRon> i should give it a crack?
14:00 <Doodle> yeah theres heaps of other shitty products you could have instead
14:00 <lumeah> happy birthday doodle! 
14:00 <simba> please dont encourage our friend to waste more rupee on shit!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems nice
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're talking about the brunette one
14:00 <Bastardly_One> mid 20s I'd think
14:00 <TheRon> i don't really remember a hot barmaid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think for what you get it's nicely priced
14:00 <TheRon> the chick delivering food was nice though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the food
15:00 <Doodle> thanks lumeah
15:00 <simba> HB
15:00 <Doodle> cheers
15:00 <Bastardly_One> might even be her ... she floats around
15:00 <Bastardly_One> when working
15:00 <TheRon> i had the thai curry prawns
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to point her out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> think I had fish last time I was there
16:00 <simba> 10,000 rupee for all your dreams come true - one night only !!
16:00 <lumeah> there are ladys that liek to chat. :P lol
16:00 <lumeah> riiiiight,, 
16:00 <Doodle> lol reminds me of bali
16:00 <lumeah> my dreams won't happen in one night lool
16:00 <Doodle> pipteen tousan rupiah
16:00 <Doodle> 4 u
16:00 <TheRon> ballarat bar people have no clue, why would you put coke into a johnnie walker black??
16:00 <Bastardly_One> automatic I think
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you mean though
16:00 <TheRon> go down to melbourne it's not an issue
16:00 <CannibalClown> cocks
17:00 <simba> pipsi
17:00 <whencanibehappy> bubba???
17:00 <lumeah> *runs* 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> vaginas
17:00 <TheRon> vulva
17:00 <h2o> like 101 cansof turkey wtf
17:00 <TheRon> delores is a name that rhymes with a female body part
18:00 <peace1> lol
18:00 <simba> peace1 rnt u banned
18:00 <peace1> no
18:00 <simba> lia
18:00 <whencanibehappy> bubba???
18:00 <peace1> bubba?
18:00 <h2o> volvo and volvus have so much in common both for cunts
19:00 <whencanibehappy> i miss jess
19:00 <lumeah> ring her 
19:00 <whencanibehappy> shes married now
19:00 <h2o> did u see the nsw police fucked up two hsv patrol cars filled the cunts with e10
20:00 <peace1> i miss driving working coming home passing out on couch after 3 beers
20:00 <TheRon> the heroin issue in melbourne, needle vending machines??
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good effort
20:00 <TheRon> i see heroin users as victims
21:00 <whencanibehappy> same
21:00 <whencanibehappy> i use to have a good life
21:00 <simba> i wanna go back to the good life
22:00 <whencanibehappy> same
22:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkroIXktjgE
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weezer - The Good Life (Jun 16, 2009) 4:15 - Category: Music - 2,295,978 views - 3,817 likes (98.2%), 69 dislikes (1.8%)
22:00 <TheRon> apparently with ice addiction, they use heroin to get them off ice
22:00 <Bastardly_One> safe houses I think are the best solution
22:00 <Bastardly_One> safe places under supervision
22:00 <TheRon> i favour decriminalisation
23:00 <TheRon> regulated like alcohol and tobacca
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't on powders
23:00 <TheRon> like coke?
23:00 <vbstubby> Aaaahhhhh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or smack, or ice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or meth
24:00 <Bastardly_One> unless the user can prove to function still
24:00 <vbstubby> ice is meth
24:00 <TheRon> users aren't the criminals, it's the bastards supplying the stuff
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one forces them to stick a needle up their arm or go rob someone for that next hit either
24:00 <vbstubby> druggies are criminals too
25:00 <TheRon> blaming the user doen't work
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a speed habit for a couple of years
25:00 <Bastardly_One> when speed was real speed
25:00 <vbstubby> peaking hard bastard ?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon asked a question to promote discussion twat
26:00 <TheRon> sorry
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I suggest you try to troll harder
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah! you should be TheRon!
26:00 <vbstubby> Was just asking if u were a hard peaker when u were on the smidge
27:00 <vbstubby> on the go go
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
27:00 <TheRon> i've never used so my opions probably have no merit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> made me quiet actually
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I think powder addiction ... being so costly
27:00 <vbstubby> did u know your depression may have something to do with you.taking all that amphetamine?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> those users if decriminalised
28:00 <Bastardly_One> should only be given enough welfare to exist and that's it
28:00 <vbstubby> Could be something to do with a little thing called speed psychosis man
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they definitely need to be monitored to make sure they're functioning if that happened TheRon
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wrong spence
28:00 <TheRon> welfare can be a means to actually help someone
29:00 <simba> my balcony is an absolute fucking horror show there is bird shit everywhere, three dead baby pigeons that fell out of the nest in the mad winds last week, a random bird wing and then a dead adult bird hanging off the gutter like some excecution victim
29:00 <Bastardly_One> had it since I was young
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'd be willing to say you'd have a point
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but get what I'm trying to say TheRon?
29:00 <vbstubby> jk was just thinking it may be a derivitive of speed psych
29:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not being a nazi about it ... but addicts are selfish
29:00 <vbstubby> ok fair enough....
29:00 <TheRon> welfare is fuck all really anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you get what i mean though
30:00 <simba> and because i said horror show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS6zYGWGUEE
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Loefah - Horror Show [DMZ 002] (Jan 2, 2013) 2:47 - Category: Music - 1,065 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <vbstubby> fucking oath they are...
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not exactly that harsh but accountable for
30:00 <vbstubby> sup wazza
30:00 <TheRon> those who are trying shouldnt be punished
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
31:00 <doctor> leave it for nature to take care of
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know what I mean exactly but there does need to be accountabilty
31:00 <Bastardly_One> a proof of trying as you said
31:00 <vbstubby> honestly...when I see fucked up junkies on the street..scabbing cigs etc...I feel sorry for them
31:00 <Warren1984> not much vbstubby
31:00 <Warren1984> and you
31:00 <TheRon> turning up to couselling and rehab would be a good start
31:00 <Bastardly_One> honest junkies ... I don't mind them
31:00 <vbstubby> just got home from work mate..enjoying a vb stubby lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah TheRon
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but honestly, if it affects even the roof over your head
32:00 <vbstubby> I mean dirty junkies..
32:00 <Serenity> Honest junky lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that should be held accountable for in a scheme like that
32:00 <TheRon> if you have a fucked up roof you're gonna use
32:00 <Serenity> There's an oxymoron
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I know Serenity
32:00 <vbstubby> I know a few honest junkies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I knew one ... a wonderful guy he was
33:00 <vbstubby> wonderful junky lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ended up dying of a brain aneryism or however you spell it in the end
33:00 <vbstubby> Nah I know one as well
33:00 <CannibalClown> theres users and theres junkies
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but he was always honest about it
33:00 <Serenity> They are people with drug abuse issuea
33:00 <vbstubby> he goes by the name rufus
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well said CannibalClown
33:00 <Serenity> Junkies are people who will knock off your nanna for a hit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well said indeed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> very well said
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but even habitual users are junky like
34:00 <Bastardly_One> need I elaborate why I say that?
34:00 <Serenity> Pieeater is a junky
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we all know the current story
34:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is a junky scum
34:00 <vbstubby> very sorry a user of heroin or introvenous drugs...is a junky..no question
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but not a junky as you'd sterotypically put it
35:00 <TheRon> people need options, at the moment they have very few
35:00 <vbstubby> They may be honest about it..but they are still a junky
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy I know would fit under habitual user though with an addiction
35:00 <Bastardly_One> know = knew
35:00 <vbstubby> An honest junky yeah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact he'd more likely help you out with money
35:00 <Bastardly_One> than every ask for a cent
36:00 <simba> thats not what a doctor would say!!!!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *ever
36:00 <Bastardly_One> rare gem that guy was
36:00 <TheRon> if they have constant supply they're gonna be pretty honest
36:00 <vbstubby> I know a junky like that.  Great guy.
36:00 <CannibalClown> if your drug use effects your ability to earn an income and support yourself
36:00 <CannibalClown> then youre a junkie
36:00 <vbstubby> diamond in the rough 
37:00 <TheRon> yep
38:00 <Serenity> There are functioning addicts of many drugs
38:00 <Serenity> I wouldnt call them junkies
38:00 <TheRon> phillip seymour hoffman was off the stuff for twenty years apparently, then took painkillers and stuff for a genuine medical complaint and then got hooked agaiin
39:00 <vbstubby> Is that junky ?
39:00 <TheRon> nope
39:00 <TheRon> just interesting
39:00 <vbstubby> They say once an addict always an addict
40:00 <Excessive> this was my set 2 weekends ago ............ http://cooltunes.subsonic.org/share/MwjuM
40:00 <TheRon> yeah it's a mental thing
40:00 <vbstubby> I believe that too
40:00 <TheRon> it's always there
41:00 <vbstubby> ok I was addicted to weed 10 years...I quit for 12 months but then got offered a joint at the pub so I blazed it..now if someone offers me weed I have it 
41:00 <vbstubby> Junky?
42:00 <TheRon> i didnt think weed was addictive?
42:00 <vbstubby> Addictive as fuck man
42:00 <vbstubby> I couldn't sleep without it before
42:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <vbstubby> Ahuh
43:00 <vbstubby> I find grog different I don't have a prob sleeping if I don't have a beer
43:00 <vbstubby> without weed I wouldn't even eat mate
43:00 <vbstubby> was fucked
43:00 <TheRon> so, richmond residents, right to bitch about shooting up centers?
44:00 <grogmonster> Hi cannibalclown
44:00 <CannibalClown> gte out Fennec_Fox
44:00 <CannibalClown> get*
44:00 <Fennec_Fox> fuck up wanker
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? ...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one wants it on their doorstep
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is sparta!!!!!!;
44:00 <Serenity> Weed is a mental addiction
44:00 <vbstubby> exactly fuck that shit man
44:00 <Serenity> Theres no physical addiction to it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there's not even a mental one really
44:00 <vbstubby> Ok then
44:00 <vbstubby> pffft
44:00 <Bastardly_One> more like addicted to the feeling
45:00 <Serenity> GET OUT
45:00 <Scattered> hey there grogmonster
45:00 <CannibalClown> come now
45:00 <Fennec_Fox> u 2 can fuck up
45:00 <CannibalClown> youre supposed to leave
45:00 <grogmonster> sup scattered
45:00 <Serenity> Get out.
45:00 <Fennec_Fox> kiss ur own ass 
45:00 <CannibalClown> ok now get out
45:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
45:00 <grogmonster> cannibalclown sup
45:00 <Scattered> not much grogmonster
45:00 <CannibalClown> fuck off
45:00 <Scattered> yaself?
45:00 <CannibalClown> i didnt asnwer you before
45:00 <Serenity> O.o
45:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than the drug
45:00 <vbstubby> What a load of shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how you get stoned too I suppose
45:00 <vbstubby> bongs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> some people mong out
45:00 <Bastardly_One> some like to "do shit"
45:00 <TheRon> weed could be a behavioural and situational addiction?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so get creative
46:00 <grogmonster> just a few beers mate
46:00 <Scattered> sup CannibalClown
46:00 <Scattered> yeah same
46:00 <CannibalClown> hi Scattered
46:00 <Scattered> whats happening
46:00 <CannibalClown> work
46:00 <CannibalClown> self?
46:00 <Scattered> finished for the day
46:00 <Scattered> 2nite and 2morrow off
46:00 <Scattered> so gunna get pissed i think
46:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely TheRon
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I personally, if I've something better to do
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ...
46:00 <vbstubby> whatever it makes ya fucking paranoid and not want to do social shit b1
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know ... if I have stuff I have to do
46:00 <Serenity> Eithet way its not a physical dependance like heroine like people make out
46:00 <TheRon> i've done a couple of units of psychology
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like ... OMG! I must have a bong!
47:00 <grogmonster> Lovely days
47:00 <CannibalClown> grogmonster you got something to say do it here ya pissweak cunt
47:00 <CannibalClown> lol Scattered why not
47:00 <CannibalClown> days off
47:00 <Scattered> thats it
47:00 <Scattered> party hard
47:00 <grogmonster> Lol wrong person 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *farts and it smells like onions*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't do this straight! I might die!
47:00 <Serenity> Well it makes you paranoid. Not everyone
47:00 <vbstubby> Ok serenity explain me not being able to eat or sleep if I wasn't stoned ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all mental
47:00 <Bastardly_One> literally
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all in your head
47:00 <Serenity> Thats your mental condition
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... if you wish to break it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse you CannibalClown
48:00 <grogmonster> I was just trying to tell a mate u were a fuckwitt security that gets bashed
48:00 <faux> http://thechive.com/2012/08/09/self-portraits-done-to-a-different-drug-every-day-45-photos/
48:00 <grogmonster> I pmd u by accident
48:00 <CannibalClown> im a security that gets bashed am i
48:00 <Serenity> Hes not skirmish.
48:00 <Serenity> You cock drop
48:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a habit (mentally) only takes 28 days to break
48:00 <vbstubby> It made me paranoid sometimes...in social situations like around my parents when I was young and hiding being stoned..u know absolutely nothing 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a habitual experience in general
48:00 <TheRon> if you keep doing the same shit, you'll keep doing the same shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't make me paranoid
48:00 <Serenity> Yes thats you mate not everyone
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and makes me sociable actually
48:00 <Serenity> Its about your mental state
48:00 <Serenity> Not the drug
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm rather shy believe it or not
49:00 <grogmonster> Stfu I know its not skirmish now 
49:00 <Serenity> Why say it then
49:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
49:00 <grogmonster> Thought it may be earlier because security lol
49:00 <CannibalClown> idiot
49:00 <grogmonster> stfu 
49:00 <Serenity> ....
49:00 <Serenity> Weird
49:00 <Bastardly_One> faux ... lol at the xanax one
49:00 <grogmonster> It weird
49:00 <grogmonster> ur
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never guess that would you?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <vbstubby> You know fuck all so shut up while your ahead and b1 yeah I believe you...pffft
49:00 <Serenity> Unlike heroine that doesn't discriminate it will fuck everyone
49:00 <TheRon> i drink and chat on irc, am i shy or socially awkward?
49:00 <Serenity> Dont abuse me idiot.
49:00 <TheRon> well yes
49:00 <vbstubby> and u smoke bud serenity?
49:00 <Serenity> No
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heroin is a stupid drug
50:00 <grogmonster> Nunya business 
50:00 <Serenity> Yeah ok
50:00 <CannibalClown> youre a fuckhead
50:00 <CannibalClown> deadset
50:00 <faux> Ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> these are good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
50:00 <faux> Yes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of them I can relate to
50:00 <grogmonster> Lol cannibal you little Bitch getting bashed at work
50:00 <Bastardly_One> first time you do it you feel ill
50:00 <Serenity> I have but I dont
50:00 <vbstubby> Then stfu smartarse u know nothing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and most times vomit your head off
50:00 <Bastardly_One> then you come back for more
50:00 <Serenity> Sigh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm she knows a lot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is wiser than a lot of people double her age
50:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
50:00 <Serenity> This convo is over. He has no ability to converse as an adult
50:00 <TheRon> six beers without a pee
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wise young lady is Serenity
50:00 <vbstubby> yeah a lot about what something she hasn't expierenced
50:00 <Serenity> I said.
50:00 <Serenity> I have
50:00 <Serenity> But I dont
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't ... he gets all stupid
51:00 <Serenity> ...
51:00 <grogmonster> harden up homo
51:00 <CannibalClown> what
51:00 <Serenity> Why does he think youre a security guard
51:00 <Serenity> Thats not skirmish
51:00 <CannibalClown> i get bashed being an engineer now
51:00 <CannibalClown> damn
51:00 <Excessive> cause he doesn't know how to use /nickop access?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I want some of that cough syrup though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if it does that to your mind
51:00 <grogmonster> He told me he copper a beatdown
51:00 <Serenity> Seems so
51:00 <CannibalClown> right Excessive
51:00 <grogmonster> copped
51:00 <CannibalClown> should have known it was spence
51:00 <Serenity> I have plenty of experience
51:00 <vbstubby> Come see me when you've been smashed every day for 12 years 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she has experienced it twit
51:00 <TheRon> heroin, decriminalise, regulate and educate
51:00 <vbstubby> Then you'll know something about it
51:00 <Serenity> Yawn
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, come see me when you've been stupid enough to fuck your lungs up as hard as I have
51:00 <TheRon> how about those melbourne stars
51:00 <vbstubby> know all..
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if we're playing that game
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she is not being a know all
52:00 <CannibalClown> its so fucking simple
52:00 <Serenity> No he didn't lol
52:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
52:00 <Serenity> Who do you think it is..
52:00 <faux> he copper a beatdown
52:00 <grogmonster> cause u know what he pmd me yeah stfu seriously
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hey drunk cunt ... you've the wrong person ... how many times do you need to be told?
52:00 <CannibalClown> *10:34:32 AM* <spence> Have u copped a beatdown yet ?
52:00 <CannibalClown> *10:34:51 AM* <CannibalClown> nope
52:00 <CannibalClown> *10:35:01 AM* <CannibalClown> i tend not to be a fucking dickhead all the time
52:00 <Serenity> No he didnt
52:00 <Serenity> Lol
52:00 <faux> Well this got boring quick
52:00 <grogmonster> he pmed me
52:00 <TheRon> lost for the first time last night
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you hate being corrected at all
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or criticised
52:00 <Serenity> Im really tired of people abusing me for having knowledge. Really fucking bored of it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is if it did that to you
52:00 <Serenity> Pick up a book
52:00 <vbstubby> Fuck up b1 u little suck hole and go have another bong
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you should never of fucking smoked pot in the first place
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm for your info
52:00 <peace> ne1 had sex more than 5 times is tainted
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and i never got along at first fuckwit
52:00 <vbstubby> knowledge my arse
52:00 <TheRon> i'm not tainted
53:00 <Serenity> I do know what he pmd you
53:00 <Serenity> Thats the funny thing
53:00 <grogmonster> doubt it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he's on about that stupid spence comment to snoopys_gunship
53:00 <CannibalClown> LOL @ pmd you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that comment
53:00 <CannibalClown> he is spence
53:00 <grogmonster> who cares serenity 
53:00 <doctor> dry air again
53:00 <Serenity> Spence you know I can see what he does yes?
53:00 <Serenity> Lol
53:00 <faux> Teehee
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> spence you fucking bogan twat
53:00 <grogmonster> I don't give a fuck what u know lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes we still misread each other
53:00 <peace> yes you are
53:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
53:00 <gremlinz> good reading.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so, get your facts right
53:00 <Doodle> i like turtles
53:00 <Bastardly_One> turtles are funky *nods*
53:00 <vbstubby> Ok ya little worm I'm glad ur friends with her now
53:00 <TheRon> teenage mutant ninja ones?
53:00 <Doodle> perhaps
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we chat ... like ummmm ... adults
53:00 <Doodle> cowabunga etc
53:00 <peace> one day my friends wont sleep with girls i like
53:00 <Bastardly_One> know what an adult is?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up chris
53:00 <TheRon> i started a discussion and it's all gone to shit
53:00 <peace> i hope
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking
53:00 <Doodle> 9999999999'
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that was Snoopys_Gunship
54:00 <grogmonster> Shuddup nosering
54:00 <faux> Lol
54:00 <Serenity> So dont talk shit
54:00 <grogmonster> stay out of this lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> put down the alcohol
54:00 <CannibalClown> what the actual fuck is this cunt on
54:00 <CannibalClown> i want some
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just ban the cunt he's boring already
54:00 <grogmonster> ill talk what I like mate
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs a rest
54:00 <grogmonster> u stay out of it 
54:00 <simba> another weeknight, another chance to become a drunk mess for spence
54:00 <CannibalClown> he needs some chlorine gas
54:00 <vbstubby> lol my facts are right u suck up to her like a fucking parasite lol makes me laugh 
54:00 <TheRon> see?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, that's spence for ya ... he can't handle criticism of any kind
54:00 <peace> yes i see
54:00 <Doodle> good lord
54:00 <Bastardly_One> gets so defensive and confrontational
54:00 <Doodle> so many twisted undies
54:00 <TheRon> oh yeah could be spence
54:00 <Doodle> and sandy vagoos
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon hey Roberto?
54:00 <vbstubby> Oh I'm open to criticism...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it is spence TheRon
54:00 <vbstubby> course its spence
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no you're not
55:00 <simba> spence is all drugged up
55:00 <CannibalClown> seems that way
55:00 <CannibalClown> im surprised he hasnt got brain damage yet
55:00 <simba> he does obv
55:00 <grogmonster> Lol simba u stay out of it too ya little poop troll
55:00 <CannibalClown> POTATO
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity just criticised you
55:00 <TheRon> spence the first test next week
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and you went off tap like a schitz
55:00 <TheRon> we're expecting rain
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is ... if pot did that to you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you had fucking issues
55:00 <Serenity> I didnt even critisize him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with pot ... should never of smoked it by the sounds
55:00 <Serenity> He did himself
55:00 <Serenity> I was discussing addiction
55:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
55:00 <TheRon> look at me trying to change the topic
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I was ranting
56:00 <grogmonster> Lol drugged up ahaha..I heard u were on the drugs pal...u all are
56:00 <Serenity> We can say what we like
56:00 <Serenity> Its mains
56:00 <Serenity> Neck up
56:00 <faux> mains
56:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ all on drugs
56:00 <grogmonster> Say what u like I love it
56:00 <CannibalClown> projecting a bit arent you
56:00 <Serenity> Love looking like an idiot?
56:00 <simba> are there any days in the week where you dont take drugs spence
56:00 <CannibalClown> nope
56:00 <grogmonster> never simba
56:00 <faux> who is grogdick and cannibal clown
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to repeat :P
56:00 <Doodle> lool TheRon
56:00 <Serenity> He abused me because he cant hold a convo
56:00 <TheRon> too subtle?
56:00 <vbstubby> Like fuck you talk shit cunts lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> [05:55pm] [Bastardly_One] the fact is ... if pot did that to you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> [05:55pm] [Bastardly_One] you had fucking issues
56:00 <TheRon> i hate it when mum and dad fight
56:00 <Bastardly_One> should never of smoked it in the first place
56:00 <peace> bitchs will sleep with guy with car
56:00 <vbstubby> Ok and you don't have issues?
56:00 <peace> but not one with home
57:00 <grogmonster> I've been told about ur drug taking lol
57:00 <simba> spence n shadowlurk
57:00 <faux> Ah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> grog is spence
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the other one is mr serenity
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what he said
57:00 <Serenity> Is cannibalclown not sharing drugs?
57:00 <Serenity> Now im pissed
57:00 <CannibalClown> my drugtaking
57:00 <peace> bitches are fucked in head
57:00 <vbstubby> I think pot has made your condition worse idiot
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mate, I have full subscriptions ... not just issues
57:00 <vbstubby> at least I gave up the shit...
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not in denial
57:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame?
57:00 <vbstubby> your to weak to give up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> drunkard fuck
57:00 <vbstubby> your mindfucked
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yah for sure maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
57:00 <peace> ne1 normal?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> have another drink *hic*
57:00 <peace> msg me
57:00 <vbstubby> at least what I do is legal u druggo
57:00 <TheRon> apparently not
58:00 <CannibalClown> why didnt anyone tell me im on drugs
58:00 <simba> Drouge Trafficking
58:00 <CannibalClown> ive been missing out
58:00 <Serenity> Lol
58:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : What Is A Juggalo? [The Great Milenko - 1997]
58:00 <Serenity> Such drug much high
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <CannibalClown> LOL DOGE
58:00 <faux> wow
58:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1176390_10151977077952099_1041040856_n.jpg
58:00 <grogmonster> Lolz u fucken druggos
58:00 <grogmonster> drug raging lol
58:00 <CannibalClown> such drug much high many wow lots high
58:00 <vbstubby> bong junky
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you BONG JUNKY!
58:00 <TheRon> how about those seahawks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> rigged I reckon
58:00 <vbstubby> little disturbed bong junky with small man's disease....clearly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that game should of been tight as
58:00 <CannibalClown> great
58:00 <CannibalClown> weve got chris and spence going
58:00 <vbstubby> fucken bong junky lolz
58:00 <TheRon> that team is so young to
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was thinking that CannibalClown
59:00 <simba> spence i think youre the only one here currently operating on drugs
59:00 <simba> ..
59:00 <faux> druge
59:00 <grogmonster> yeah alcolhol
59:00 <grogmonster> not drugs goose
59:00 <CannibalClown> that makes you an alcoholic mate
59:00 <grogmonster> alcohol
59:00 <simba> alcohol is a drug
59:00 <simba> youre intoxicated
59:00 <simba> dickhead
59:00 <CannibalClown> lost cunt
59:00 <grogmonster> no it doesent cum breath
59:00 <grogmonster> lol
59:00 <vbstubby> Chris b1 is normal
59:00 <Bastardly_One> all we need is the rest
59:00 <TheRon> how about this weather
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this weather sucks as much penis
59:00 <vbstubby> he's on bongs and prescription pills so that makes him a good person 
59:00 <Doodle> lol bong junky
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as spence does beer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... BONG JUNKY!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you too Roberto!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking BONG JUNKY!
00:00 <CannibalClown> yes mate
00:00 <grogmonster> alcos don't stop drinking
00:00 <CannibalClown> im sorry but youre fucked
00:00 <simba> u clearly refuse to admit u have a problem
00:00 <grogmonster> don't be sorry...ur wrong
00:00 <CannibalClown> im never wrong
00:00 <simba> because you lie about your habbit
00:00 <grogmonster> I don't have a problem 
00:00 <CannibalClown> ever
00:00 <grogmonster> Simba u wouldn't know 
00:00 <grogmonster> U don't know me
00:00 <simba> on the weekend you said you only have a few quiet ones on weekends when everyone knows you crave knock off beers like strippers crave new high heels
00:00 <CannibalClown> then again i suppose he's got nothing else in his life
00:00 <CannibalClown> might as well die
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
00:00 <vbstubby> Id rather have a stubby than 50 cones a day
00:00 <vbstubby> really smart mate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy that liver disease
00:00 <vbstubby> real smart
00:00 <TheRon> who's gonna win the bbl this year?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and continue looking like a moron
00:00 <vbstubby> coming from lung boy
00:00 <vbstubby> lmfao
00:00 <TheRon> chicks with big norgs, like those?
00:00 <vbstubby> the big e and on dope n shit...what an idiot 
01:00 <CannibalClown> slowly
01:00 <simba> you lie about your drug addiction and we are here to help
01:00 <grogmonster> Lol ok simba u know all
01:00 <CannibalClown> i can smell rage
01:00 <CannibalClown> OH YER
01:00 <grogmonster> It's simbas drug rage
01:00 <simba> here to help m6
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and once again
01:00 <TheRon> the wolf of wall street is a good movie
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not in denial
01:00 <Bastardly_One> drunkard simpleton
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you are
01:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those dumb shits down the pub
01:00 <vbstubby> I know your proud of your drug using
01:00 <h2o> was at woolies b4 ladys groceries talllied up to 420
01:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows one
01:00 <h2o> had to laff
02:00 <grogmonster> cool
02:00 <CannibalClown> grogmonster rage for me bb
02:00 <grogmonster> hey I'm happy got good job good mates n fun life
02:00 <grogmonster> simba what u got?
02:00 <CannibalClown> liar
02:00 <grogmonster> Drugs?
02:00 <simba> everything
02:00 <grogmonster> Lolz
02:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxRIjRSzxGo
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Milian - When You Look At Me (Oct 7, 2009) 3:05 - Category: Music - 8,766,694 views - 15,905 likes (96.6%), 557 dislikes (3.4%)
02:00 <simba> this tune
02:00 <vbstubby> lol pub 
02:00 <vbstubby> That's all you got ya druggy
02:00 <TheRon> what about the victorian parliament, how fucked up is that?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the lonely simpleton drunkard in the corner trying to be mates with everyone
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder your ex left you
02:00 <vbstubby> what about b1s dope use..how fucked up is that
02:00 <CannibalClown> he never had anyone
02:00 <Bastardly_One> probably disagreed with you once
02:00 <TheRon> how about stop winding eachother up!!!!!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and you went on a crying rage
03:00 <grogmonster> simba u don't know me so stop pretending u do 
03:00 <simba> i know what you tell us
03:00 <grogmonster> U are insignificant
03:00 <grogmonster> alwYs will be
03:00 <simba> please stop attacking me i am here to help you get over your alcohol addiction
03:00 <grogmonster> who cares if I enjoy a drink?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him before
03:00 <vbstubby> yep your right again b1 u drugpig
03:00 <Bastardly_One> until he apologises to CannibalClown and Serenity for yesterday
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing this until I bore of it
03:00 <TheRon> yesterday?
03:00 <vbstubby> they can both get fucked
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you think this is bad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuckwit was cunted yesterday
03:00 <CannibalClown> he'll never appologise
03:00 <vbstubby> and your nothing but a druggy fuck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> completely maggoted
04:00 <simba> nobody thats totally fine
04:00 <simba> as long as youre honest about your habbit
04:00 <grogmonster> U are off your head on drugs....clearly
04:00 <simba> please stop attacking me i am trying to help
04:00 <grogmonster> I like a beer
04:00 <CannibalClown> clearly youre in a drunken rage right now and not seeing reason
04:00 <Bastardly_One> say the dickhead
04:00 <grogmonster> lol attacking u
04:00 <CannibalClown> plus youre a dickbeater
04:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to troll a security guard that isn't actually one
04:00 <CannibalClown> RIGHT?!?!
04:00 <CannibalClown> he genuinely believes hes right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and convinced CannibalClown was someone else
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and then Serenity had enough of it and piped in he wasn't
04:00 <TheRon> whats another channel like #melbourne?
04:00 <vbstubby> lol I had a couple stubbies idiot....go have bongs n calm down stoner
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and that just went on for fucking ever
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm I think anyone here would say
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you were cunted
04:00 <TheRon> fighting over shit shits me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if not, you're just plain spastic ... period
04:00 <vbstubby> that's cool cause is admit if I was
04:00 <peace> hows this work i pick up when i most fried as can be
05:00 <grogmonster> ok nosering enough outta u lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I have a nose ring
05:00 <CannibalClown> ooooo thats a pretty bad insult
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that the best you have?
05:00 <CannibalClown> NOSERING
05:00 <CannibalClown> WWWOOOOOO
05:00 <Mew> officer friendlys little boys got a mohawk
05:00 <grogmonster> got mixed up lol with snoopys
05:00 <grogmonster> my bad
05:00 <CannibalClown> youve had too many scoobie mate
05:00 <grogmonster> I was busy working something u wouldn't know about b1...
05:00 <CannibalClown> pipe down chris
05:00 <peace> so do i have to do lots of drugs to get a woman
05:00 <gremlinz> dont know why u cunts dont take ur shit to pm instead of shitting up the channel
05:00 <TheRon> migth have to goto #australia or something
05:00 <CannibalClown> let the adults talk
05:00 <vbstubby> plus if I was smashed I can't type properly so go suck on your bong
05:00 <CannibalClown> LOL australia
05:00 <vbstubby> fucken little druggy 
05:00 <CannibalClown> theres better chans
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gremlinz, dunno why you oppers never actually admin ... but yanno ... can't have it all ya own way now can ya? :)
05:00 <CannibalClown> spence has nothing so he fixates on an insult
06:00 <CannibalClown> PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so cutting
06:00 <CannibalClown> many cut much hurt WOW
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so hurt ... wish I was an boner in a meat factory with no future
06:00 <CannibalClown> here we go
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so hurt
06:00 <grogmonster> It's true I was working at the time too much going in
06:00 <grogmonster> on
06:00 <{LeE}> omg really
06:00 <CannibalClown> just one
06:00 <CannibalClown> over n over
06:00 <vbstubby> Sorry gremlinz I won't let this little druggy talk his shit 
06:00 <gremlinz> ur fucking idiot im not an op here tosser
06:00 <{LeE}> no idea what ur all on aboout reallllyy
06:00 <gremlinz> if the ops here actually gave a shit u cunts would have been banned ages ago
06:00 <vbstubby> Cannibal its a defence mechanism 
06:00 <CannibalClown> the ops that want to fix things cant
06:00 <TheRon> we have ops?
06:00 <CannibalClown> polotics
06:00 <vbstubby> U want some too now?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what do ops have to do with oppers?
06:00 <CannibalClown> politics
06:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
06:00 <gremlinz> instead u sit behind ur pcs being keyboard warriors giving each other shit no fucker gives a fuck about
06:00 <British^Meat> id ban the c word
07:00 <grogmonster> ok who's a boner ?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> then you should of been working
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not on here eh?
07:00 <CannibalClown> yamums a boner
07:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever the fuck you are ... you're a nuffy whatever it is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> megacunt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
07:00 <megamanga> what cunt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bonjour
07:00 <grogmonster> U fucking nosering that was 5 years ago and I was a slaughterman dickhead not a boner
07:00 <British^Meat> so gremlinz would be gawn :/
07:00 <TheRon> me too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm actually we do care
07:00 <vbstubby> Shut up cunt
07:00 <gremlinz> cunt
07:00 <CannibalClown> cunt
07:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
07:00 <CannibalClown> PWNED
07:00 <vbstubby> lmfao
07:00 <TheRon> i'd demand a tit pic in the topic
07:00 <vbstubby> ahahahaha
07:00 <vbstubby> idiot
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I wonder if he'll unban himself
07:00 <CannibalClown> kettle/black
07:00 <{LeE}> i'd demand a hand 
07:00 <CannibalClown> pot etc
07:00 <TheRon> lee, you don't need your hand anymore hey
08:00 <simba> if i was recording this conversation and chose to put it up on pastebin i would name the file alcoholic_tradie_refuses_to_admit_he_has_a_problem
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you work in shit kicking job and live with an old muslim guy
08:00 <grogmonster> lol nuffy that's banking more weekly than you recieve fortnightly...well done brainiac
08:00 <Pieter> EVERY BITCH LOVES A GOOD BONE /
08:00 <grogmonster> So I'm a shitkicker now lol
08:00 <{LeE}> no i do not
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he always pipes up in channels
08:00 <vbstubby> lol and you don't ?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then wonders why people bitch about services when he ignores them or bans them from #asd
08:00 <vbstubby> Hypocrite
08:00 <TheRon> lee this shit is so fun
08:00 <{LeE}> TheRon hows ur wrist 
08:00 <{LeE}> what shit is fun?
08:00 <TheRon> strong as
09:00 <Bastardly_One> money doesn't give you intelligence
09:00 <CannibalClown> *03:08:11 PM* <Bastardly_One> you work in shit kicking job and fucks an old muslim guy <- fixed
09:00 <CannibalClown> youre welcome
09:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
09:00 <{LeE}> nice one
09:00 <TheRon> b1 and vb going at it
09:00 <{LeE}> O_o
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet Lee still hasn't finished cleaning have you? :P
09:00 <{LeE}> oh my
09:00 <vbstubby> I'm over it theron 
09:00 <TheRon> me too
09:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One almost i need a lil break before i clean lil ones room
09:00 <TheRon> i was ages ago
09:00 <Bastardly_One> of course you are
09:00 <vbstubby> Druggies can't hurt me here
09:00 <{LeE}> ive done mine
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you usually are over it when crying
10:00 <grogmonster> just go and pop another pill man...you'll feel better and won't need to go off at shitkickers that have more money than you
10:00 <grogmonster> pill it up 
10:00 <grogmonster> Junky
10:00 <simba> PILL CANNON
10:00 <grogmonster> lol
10:00 <megamanga> oh wow how fascinating
10:00 <Pieter> Gõ gët füçkëd
10:00 <grogmonster> ching ching
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, money clearly doesn't fix intelligence issues
10:00 <vbstubby> only face to face
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you should still have some tissues left from before
10:00 <{LeE}> woot
10:00 <vbstubby> cause they drug rage ya
10:00 <Bastardly_One> or do I need to give you another box?
10:00 <TheRon> GUYS STOP IT!!!!!!!
10:00 <TheRon> I'M ANGRY!!!!!
10:00 <{LeE}> STOP HAVING SEX u 2
10:00 <Bastardly_One> see what you've done?
10:00 <TheRon> LOUD NOISES!!!!
10:00 <vbstubby> what??
10:00 <vbstubby> Lol
10:00 <{LeE}> HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:00 <{LeE}> :P 
10:00 <vbstubby> Soz theron
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one could be angry at me ... I'm loveable and awesome
10:00 <TheRon> you should be
10:00 <CannibalClown> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder your ex left you
11:00 <grogmonster> it fixes financial issues though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly have drinking issues
11:00 <simba> what about your emotional issues
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure it does
11:00 <simba> when are you going to address them
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why you live in a shitty little place with an old guy you don't like
11:00 <grogmonster> and no matter what ill alwYs be bigger and stronger and earning more than you
11:00 <grogmonster> little man lol
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
11:00 <vbstubby> little druggies just love trolling yeah
11:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One true that
11:00 <vbstubby> for example
11:00 <TheRon> lee don't encourage it
11:00 <{LeE}> whos a druggy??
11:00 <vbstubby> I don't argue with many ppl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know {LeE} ... I said it ... of course it's true ;)
11:00 <{LeE}> :P
11:00 <vbstubby> only little drug trolls yeah..true theron
11:00 <{LeE}> heheheheheh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you how to stop it spence
11:00 <vbstubby> I don't argue with u theron...get me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just admit you were a stupid little cunt and apologise to the people concerned
11:00 <{LeE}> so intence spence 
11:00 <TheRon> you guys shake hands or something, this is getting ole
12:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
12:00 <CannibalClown> overcompensating
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hilariou
12:00 <simba> bigger and stronger
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm re-doing a certain certificate this year eh?
12:00 <simba> how is that relevent to anything
12:00 <grogmonster> lol simba this cunt is only 5'6
12:00 <simba> and
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so in 2 yrs I'd make more than you see in a month ... in a week
12:00 <simba> how is his height relevent to anything
12:00 <Bastardly_One> five foot seven actually
12:00 <grogmonster> What pharmaceutical certif??
12:00 <TheRon> you guys shake hands or something, this is getting old
12:00 <vbstubby> Intense
12:00 <Bastardly_One> until then ... soon as I'm bored
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gremlinz is ban evading!
12:00 <{LeE}> vbstubby ta
12:00 <gremlinz> fucking obviously
12:00 <{LeE}> omfg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> administrative abuse!
12:00 <{LeE}> i love u all not
12:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to paramore because of you two
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... did you get the notice gremlinz by the way?
13:00 <grogmonster> In pill popping
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yeah
13:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous?
13:00 <grogmonster> your still a little pissle
13:00 <grogmonster> 56 kg
13:00 <grogmonster> Lmfao
13:00 <Bastardly_One> can't get that right either
13:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 58/60 ... depending
13:00 <grogmonster> go eat something other than pills man
13:00 <Picard> get a job you cunts :P
13:00 <vbstubby> mate all I said was my mate dropped a security guard...some cunt trolled me from then on...so why should I apoligise
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just before I mean
13:00 <Bastardly_One> because I said so
13:00 <vbstubby> I really did enjoy seeing that security get roundhoused
13:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty simple
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I say so is all you need to know
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I don't think you're sincere
13:00 <vbstubby> lol five then bonghead I'm sorry
13:00 <TheRon> FUCKING APOLOGIZE I DON'T CARE WHO!!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... it gets worse
13:00 <{LeE}> beautiful lie - 30 seconds to mars 
13:00 <vbstubby> fine
14:00 <grogmonster> oh I was so far off lol
14:00 <grogmonster> 2 kg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... the pills make me able to handle cunts like you
14:00 <Pieter> Milk is mirder meat os genocide 
14:00 <grogmonster> no shit 
14:00 <Serenity> what did i miss in ...8 minutes
14:00 <Picard> Serenity u missed my entrance :)
14:00 <CannibalClown> this cunts a bit of a meathead
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not much
14:00 <Serenity> what a shame Picard
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you missed
14:00 <Picard> im here for you now baby
14:00 <CannibalClown> ME BIG ME BASH EEERRRRRR SPENCSEMASH
14:00 <Bastardly_One> spence telling me how tough he is
14:00 <grogmonster> Oh no I feel anxious I better pop pills
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, this is hard to keep up with a straight face
14:00 <vbstubby> see how long u last bastard I know ya kind
14:00 <vbstubby> lmfao
14:00 <TheRon> spence you're not helping
14:00 <{LeE}> bite me bitc
14:00 <{LeE}> bitch
14:00 <vbstubby> I think we both love pissing each other off that's the problem 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but still ... TheRon is getting agitated at what an idiot you are
14:00 <TheRon> just cool it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and how much more money he makes
15:00 <simba> you realise that an alcohol addiciton doesnt give you any moral high ground, its one of the worst addicitons
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and how fucking awesome that makes him
15:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
15:00 <simba> its like the starbucks of drugs
15:00 <grogmonster> oh no I feel depressed...another pill lol
15:00 <Serenity> whats with all these guys who drink alochol thinking theyre above everyone
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking serious though
15:00 <CannibalClown> grandiosity
15:00 <grogmonster> I'm not above everyone
15:00 <Bastardly_One> last 24hrs ... one cunt is gonna push me too far
15:00 <Serenity> no thats an amphet thing
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> take that as how it sounded
15:00 <grogmonster> just taller than b1
15:00 <vbstubby> Me an idiot?
15:00 <TheRon> b1!!!!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <vbstubby> Am I the one on drugs?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wha?
15:00 <TheRon> i blame both you fuckers
15:00 <Bastardly_One> OH NO!
15:00 <{LeE}> can any one tell me how big are ur boobs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no
15:00 <vbstubby> Shall I go on?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no no no!
15:00 <TheRon> mine are b's
15:00 <{LeE}> lols
15:00 <{LeE}> i bet
15:00 <{LeE}> hay PandasDontDrive
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> heya
15:00 <vbstubby> Ok so u calm now?
15:00 <{LeE}> :P
15:00 <{LeE}> <3
16:00 <simba> how tall are you ?
16:00 <grogmonster> He's tiny he reckons
16:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck how tall he is
16:00 <CannibalClown> and whats your point grogmonster
16:00 <grogmonster> he makes up for it with his smarts
16:00 <Serenity> thats absolutely relevant to nothing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> my height and age bear relevance on everything don't you know
16:00 <simba> yeah what does Bastardly_Ones height have to do with your drug addiction
16:00 <grogmonster> Age?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> according to him, fatso the wombat (shads) and Saemon
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
16:00 <{LeE}> :D
16:00 <vbstubby> U have a bong..ill have a beer
16:00 <{LeE}> how r u
16:00 <vbstubby> ok?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> good u
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no
16:00 <vbstubby> No?
16:00 <{LeE}> thats good i'm great thanx
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey j
16:00 <TheRon> frontier psychologist
16:00 <vbstubby> Are u angry cause your out of hooch??
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stikl cant fix xbox
16:00 <Bastardly_One> who did that?
16:00 <TheRon> seems apprpopriate
16:00 <vbstubby> Aha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey man
17:00 <grogmonster> I didn't mention age
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you will ... only a matter of time
17:00 <CannibalClown> grogmonster is lacking in skills and intellegence and therefore overcompensating with size and brute force
17:00 <simba> http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6843b8e29253705115f5f70d742c532/tumblr_mz6vk13ic21qmuxe9o1_500.jpg Fuck your beauty standards.
17:00 <simba> All burgers are beautiful.
17:00 <grogmonster> lol works everytime cannibalcorpse
17:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's an album title yah?
17:00 <TheRon> the avalanches
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
17:00 <TheRon> i got that wrong but i'm drunk
18:00 <CannibalClown> mhm
18:00 <CannibalClown> you believe that
18:00 <grogmonster> Yup
18:00 <Bastardly_One> some made up cunt made a good saying once
18:00 <CannibalClown> ill continue being smart with my 6 figures house 2 cars wife n kids mate
18:00 <grogmonster> I can't threaten people on here..that would be silly
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the meek shall inherit the earth
18:00 <simba> how does a house make you smart
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb more food
18:00 <TheRon> but you just got here
18:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmmm foooooooooooooooooood
18:00 <{LeE}> if i fall preggers again i want a kittie cat 
18:00 <h2o> petes meats had sausages for $4 a kg
18:00 <TheRon> lee heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:00 <grogmonster> just pointing out that he's a midget..he points out I'm a pisshead so yeah seems fair
19:00 <simba> i thought spence said that
19:00 <simba> how tall are ya spence
19:00 <simba> im probably taller
19:00 <simba> dont be scared tell us
19:00 <grogmonster> I'm taller than b1 he's 5 foot
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wa that solo that song?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I always just assumed it was the full band
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
19:00 <spence> Bored now 
19:00 <{LeE}> TheRon i wanna make sweet lovin to u too but ya know sorry i cant
19:00 <TheRon> no harm in asking
19:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, sorry man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he's so easy to rile
19:00 <{LeE}> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he tries it himself ... soon as it's on the other foot
19:00 <Bastardly_One> turn to complete and utter shit
19:00 <TheRon> just back off a little, you know he's a little.....
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Serenity> who cares.
20:00 <simba> why r u scared to say
20:00 <Serenity> hes probably like 5 ft 1.2
20:00 <Serenity> `/2
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... I'm making a new tribe of lebo smurfs with faux
20:00 <Serenity> sdgfknasdg
20:00 <Serenity> adsfln
20:00 <grogmonster> u are probs simba but u don't need to get involved I'm trolling b1 ok so shoo
20:00 <CannibalClown> i bet hes tiny
20:00 <simba> why wont you tell us your height spence?
20:00 <simba> r u lying again
20:00 <CannibalClown> pretending to be a tuff cunt
20:00 <Serenity> how tall are you spence
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fine
20:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> SHE MEANT TO SAY
20:00 <{LeE}> can't wait till 9pm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just easy to get going
20:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> TheRon I want to make sweet stickies all over your face
20:00 <TheRon> whats on at 9?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai Mell
20:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> HAI
20:00 <Bastardly_One> -l
20:00 <{LeE}> TheRon my bf
20:00 <TheRon> i want to rub my bald head all over your body
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking Mel
20:00 <Kelevra> I'd do gary
21:00 <grogmonster> lol I never said I'm tough
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you are
21:00 <grogmonster> I'm just bigger than him 
21:00 <Serenity> HOW TALL ARE YOU
21:00 <lumeah> who gives a flying fuck. 
21:00 <Serenity> tell me right now
21:00 <grogmonster> I know I am...but I never said it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:17pm] [CannibalClown] grogmonster is lacking in skills and intellegence and therefore overcompensating with size and brute force
21:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:17pm] [simba] http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6843b8e29253705115f5f70d742c532/tumblr_mz6vk13ic21qmuxe9o1_500.jpg Fuck your beauty standards.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:17pm] [simba] All burgers are beautiful.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:17pm] [grogmonster] lol works everytime cannibalcorpse
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that states you think you're ... "tough"
21:00 <CannibalClown> indeed
21:00 <grogmonster> I don't think though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we must of met along the line yanno
21:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i didnt know u were on lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> consider we know similar people
21:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One no
21:00 <Kelevra> I was on afk
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey cuntface
21:00 <{LeE}> ohhh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no what?
21:00 <{LeE}> how u been Kelevra
21:00 <TheRon> i want a kelevra and lee sandwich
21:00 <{LeE}> no idea Bastardly_One
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... fair enough then
21:00 <{LeE}> TheRon im taken sorry
21:00 <Kelevra> I'm good thanks {LeE}, you?
21:00 <TheRon> whats your point?
22:00 <simba> whoa has am/pm in time stamp
22:00 <grogmonster> I know it lmfao
22:00 <CannibalClown> you dont think
22:00 <Serenity> me
22:00 <simba> so spence how tall are you
22:00 <grogmonster> I don't bash everyone though I'm not like that
22:00 <Serenity> [3:22pm] <simba> whoa has am/pm in time stamp
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I fuckin' do simba ... what of it? wanna fight about it?
22:00 <grogmonster> I ain't a violent man
22:00 <simba> no it was just surprising mate chill out 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <simba> 24 hour time or FOAD
22:00 <Serenity> relax simba
22:00 <Serenity> before you have a fucking stroke
22:00 <simba> dont talk to me sarah
22:00 <grogmonster> 8 foot simba
22:00 <CannibalClown> ooooo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU FOAD PAL!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mel wont have sex anymore
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows what might happen now
22:00 <{LeE}> im great thanx sweet baby cakes
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah fkn christ, sex creates babies
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel loves the cock
22:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One thats ok she can still fuck me
22:00 <TheRon> ohh not those
22:00 <Kelevra> I wanted a puppy but I got a baby..
22:00 <{LeE}> llol
22:00 <{LeE}> i want a kitten
22:00 <TheRon> kelevra that wasn't me was it?
23:00 <Serenity> ill talk to you if i want to johnathon
23:00 <simba> jk (jedi knight)
23:00 <simba> YUCK theres no H
23:00 <CannibalClown> WWWOOOOOOOOOO
23:00 <Serenity> ILL PUT A FUCKING H IN IF I WANT
23:00 <simba> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
23:00 <Serenity> yeah
23:00 <CannibalClown> PUT A D IN TOO
23:00 <grogmonster> damn it go off someone don't stop lolz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> only one of those ... jonathons
23:00 <simba> damn it go off someone don't stop lolz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
23:00 <{LeE}> im ganna ask benny if we can make kittens n puppys
23:00 <Kelevra> naw, you're not the babies daddy, some deadbeat is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a kitten off a friend's cat ... the dickhead I live with went mental enough at the fact I wanted a rat
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Prob me
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
23:00 <TheRon> damn i mean woo hoo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd go off his skull at a cat
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am a deadbeat
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I remember the sex was shit
23:00 <Kelevra> orly josh
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> So it must of been me mel
23:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One no i want to make kittens and give birth to them
24:00 <simba> at least he doesnt type ahahaha rofl lolz all in one go anymore
24:00 <simba> that made me cutr
24:00 <simba> cut myself
24:00 <CannibalClown> that name makes me think of some jona marathon
24:00 <grogmonster> lolz ROFL ahahahaha
24:00 <CannibalClown> jona-thon
24:00 <grogmonster> pandas not here simba
24:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
24:00 <Serenity> why
24:00 <simba> i think josh mightve killed himself
24:00 <grogmonster> I only do it to egg him on n sit back n laugh at it
24:00 <simba> its always plausible for me
24:00 <Kelevra> you seem to be the only deadbeat I haven't fucked off irc
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you weirdo woman Lee :P
24:00 <Kelevra> there's time though
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> But not shit on my behalf
24:00 <{LeE}> lol thanx
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, you've not done me :P
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was all u
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking starfish
24:00 <Kelevra> omg there's a whole bag of deadbeats to choose from
24:00 <Kelevra> lucky me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've been single the entire time you've known me :P
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <{LeE}> O_o
24:00 <{LeE}> wow
24:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One really?
25:00 <CannibalClown> oh well
25:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
25:00 <grogmonster> so simba u still gonna be admin ?
25:00 <Serenity> im genuinely concerned about grogmonster's day time drinking habits
25:00 <grogmonster> Don't bother b1
25:00 <simba> sorry i dont speak english
25:00 <Bastardly_One> mother dearest demands my presence on ze phone
25:00 <grogmonster> Serenity why?
25:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One why r u single
25:00 <Kelevra> fucking christ
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <{LeE}> :/
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, ugly ;)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and old
25:00 <{LeE}> pfft 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm fugly and old, doesnt hold my vagina back
25:00 <TheRon> at this stage i'm not fussy
25:00 <{LeE}> no such thing 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, yeah the entire ... what is it now?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 13yrs?
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah something like that lol
25:00 <{LeE}> :O
25:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I've not had sex ... means I've been single
26:00 <Pieter> Pieter Das sexy
26:00 <grogmonster> It's fun
26:00 <Serenity> because we're here for you dude. You need help. what can we do for you
26:00 <grogmonster> You could pm me bout it
26:00 <CannibalClown> im not worried i just hope it kills him sooner than later
26:00 <Serenity> im not pming you, you degenerate
26:00 <British^Meat> which one is grogmonster?
26:00 <Serenity> spance
26:00 <Serenity> spence
26:00 <grogmonster> maybe we could go out one time
26:00 <British^Meat> Shadowgate p p p p please d d d dont h h h  hurt m m m m me
26:00 <grogmonster> lol british
26:00 <[Maverick]> I need to get laid 
26:00 <Serenity> hello
26:00 <Kelevra> shit I've had about ten relationships in that time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> difference there ... for Lee's benefit :P
26:00 <{LeE}> huh??
26:00 <Kelevra> sex leads to relationships for me
26:00 <TheRon> you picked up a milf at rafters didn't you
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well, single doesn't mean I've been dry for 13yrs Lee
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was clarifying :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm rafters
26:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One i know that u silly goose
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus *lol*
26:00 <TheRon> classiest joint
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <Serenity> fuck
27:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
27:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
27:00 <[Maverick]> GET OUT OF MY HEAD 
27:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
27:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Love [Bang! Pow! Boom! [Nuclear Edit - 2010]
27:00 <grogmonster> Lol ill never die cannibal
27:00 <grogmonster> I'm immortal man
27:00 <CannibalClown> thats too bad
27:00 <grogmonster> so chew me out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the new cheers for sure
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> N1 thats what sluts are for like mel
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> B1
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Even
27:00 <Kelevra> I plan on having sex sometime this year but hopefully with someone I'll never see again
27:00 <{LeE}> k im off to clean
27:00 <{LeE}> catch ya's laterszzzzzzzzz
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah fuck off dutchie
27:00 <TheRon> kelevra i can be that man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in another city
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pick me
27:00 <Kelevra> GAZZA
27:00 <{LeE}> Josh dont talk to me like that LOL
27:00 <Kelevra> I love your thoughtful ways
27:00 <Kelevra> pity roots are awesome
27:00 <TheRon> i do my best
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lee I can and I will
28:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] isnt far away from your work now CannibalClown
28:00 <Serenity> like a suburb over
28:00 <British^Meat> oh, just boring old spence
28:00 <Serenity> maybe 1
28:00 <Serenity> 2
28:00 <simba> BOS 
28:00 <grogmonster> Hey British sup man
28:00 <simba> BMO doesnt like BOS
28:00 <grogmonster> u gonna skitz at me 2??
28:00 <grogmonster> Lolz
28:00 <simba> oi u full skitzin bro?
28:00 <grogmonster> come at me 
28:00 <{LeE}> OK THEN
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am not me anymore
28:00 <TheRon> i'd rock your world
28:00 <{LeE}> O_O
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am just another irc person
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stopped giving a shit
28:00 <{LeE}> u r who u r
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hax is on his rags today
28:00 <Kelevra> I fucked a bandy with acne once, I don't remember the sex but I remember the boils on his face
28:00 <doctor> that's why we will never have sex Kelevra, I could bare the thought of never speaking with you again
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks he's bad arsed
28:00 <{LeE}> i havent fucked my bf yet 
28:00 <{LeE}> wooot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd think myself lucky doctor
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pulls
28:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
28:00 <TheRon> yeah propably best not to look at my face
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck 
29:00 <grogmonster> Lil
29:00 <grogmonster> z
29:00 <Serenity> fuli kuttin sik
29:00 <simba> how tall are you spence
29:00 <Serenity> ^
29:00 <CannibalClown> hey grogmonster how tall are you
29:00 <grogmonster> serenity so u really want to help or u pulling my leg ?
29:00 <Kelevra> doctor if you can bare the thought that'd be easier
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeepers
29:00 <Kelevra> for me..
29:00 <doctor> Some things were just never meant to be
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bitches love cock up their ass
29:00 <{LeE}> i dont
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Isnt that right mel
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so do you hax ... pandas told me
29:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax I didn't need lube the last time i had anal, cause it was done properly..
30:00 <Serenity> dude i couldnt give any kind of fucks what you put into your body
30:00 <simba> i love how panda has pics of bane next to his selfies cos he looks exactly like bane it just looks like him with a mask
30:00 <Serenity> lets just get that out of the way right now
30:00 <Serenity> whats a bane
30:00 <simba> i really want to help spence
30:00 <spence> ok cool..
30:00 <spence> pm simba
30:00 <Picard> simba you do realise being a cock sucking wanker doesnt give you any moral high ground
30:00 <simba> bane from bat man
30:00 <Pieter> Haha bane
30:00 <Serenity> oh
30:00 <Serenity> i dont know anything of batman
30:00 <simba> josh https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/247607_10151429478197995_181986843_n.jpg bane https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/s720x720/483019_10151429476757995_570521699_n.jpg
30:00 <TheRon> kelevra i'd take you lawn bowling, dinner maybe a film, and quiet cafe/bar
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh so someone managed to get your ugly pussy wet mel
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so, bowls, movie, and pokie at the craig afterwards
30:00 <Bastardly_One> all class there TheRon
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> done properly
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u go get ur anus cleaned?
30:00 <doctor> one day i'll stop talking nonsense, but I'm afraid I'll become an empty shell of a person
30:00 <TheRon> what's your point?>
31:00 <spence> Lol u obviously care u were talking about it before...
31:00 <simba> i dont wanan pm you spence can we talk about it in here
31:00 <faux> He looks Chinese 
31:00 <faux> Always has
31:00 <spence> Nope simba
31:00 <faux> And he says he's welsh
31:00 <faux> Weird
31:00 <Serenity> why does he keep trying to pm everyone
31:00 <simba> Welsh Chinaman
31:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <faux> That moustache 
31:00 <faux> Olososldkxololol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oi j
31:00 <Kelevra> TheRon that's honestly my kind of date
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo j
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel dont like anal
31:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got a point really
31:00 <Kelevra> no pun or sarcasm intended
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> owell
31:00 <TheRon> none taken
31:00 <Bastardly_One> except make it a weekend so you have more options than the craig
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> But she would take my cock up her ass
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> She wouldnt have a choice
31:00 <Kelevra> ergh
32:00 <Serenity> i think my friends husband is welsh
32:00 <simba> Grolsch > Welsh
32:00 <Serenity> hes like the whitest person ive ever met
32:00 <spence> I love my tash
32:00 <faux> Its not about colour with Josh though he just has chink eyes
32:00 <Serenity> nahh i know
32:00 <spence> I wanna place it in and around serenitys varge
32:00 <Serenity> just saying this bloke makes snow look tanned
32:00 <faux> varge
32:00 <faux> Haha
32:00 <simba> varge
32:00 <faux> So he's like me then
32:00 <faux> I could use liquid paper as foundation 
32:00 <spence> lol what???
32:00 <Kelevra> awkward
32:00 <Kelevra> anal = love
32:00 <[Maverick]> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> I don't love you
32:00 <TheRon> i don't do anal
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel u do love me
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dont lie
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its ok
33:00 <Serenity> but they have the cutest little ranga daughter
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <faux> My 7 month old colour is more tanned than me
33:00 <spence> Rangas are evil
33:00 <Serenity> cousin?
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I still fb stalk u
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
33:00 <Kelevra> I'd let [Maverick] slide his ways into my nostril, we're tight like a 10yr olds twat
33:00 <TheRon> she came from greece she had a thirst for knowledge, she studied sculpture at st martins college......\
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol maverick is my hero
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I want to be him
34:00 <faux> Uh cousin 
34:00 <faux> Yes
34:00 <doctor> who wants to go and throw stones down by the local watering hole?
34:00 <spence> Yes doctor
34:00 <Kelevra> grow a beard, become a man
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did u see pm mel
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a beard now
34:00 <TheRon> i have
34:00 <Kelevra> nah my mouse is somewhere
34:00 <TheRon> i haven't shaved for a bit over week
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> K mel
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have not shaved for 3 weeks
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nor trimmed
34:00 <Kelevra> I haven't shaved for two months
34:00 <Kelevra> nor trimmed
35:00 <doctor> oh, i wasn't expecting anyone to respond
35:00 <doctor> this is awkward
35:00 <Serenity> throw rocks at the bullsharks in the swan?
35:00 <Serenity> lets go
35:00 <TheRon> i want to sleep with common people
35:00 <Kelevra> my bush is like..
35:00 <Kelevra> THE BUSH OF DEATH
35:00 <[Maverick]> lol
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wowsers mel
35:00 <Kelevra> WERD
35:00 <TheRon> a bush?
35:00 <[Maverick]> I have quite the manly beard. 
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got teeth mel
35:00 <Kelevra> got rice?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Maverick u need to hit puberty first
35:00 <TheRon> got milk?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Then beard
35:00 <[Maverick]> nawww
35:00 <[Maverick]> bugger eh 
36:00 <doctor> could go for some fish and chips
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> iinet primary dns up to shit
36:00 <doctor> shouldn't be too hard pegging stones at sharks untill in the swan
36:00 <spence> Lol I'm bout to go fish n chip shop :D
36:00 <TheRon> fuck me almost 7 beers without a pee
37:00 <doctor> used to do it to swans all the time
37:00 <spence> shnap!
37:00 <simba> eating gourmet tonight spence?
37:00 <doctor> might get some KFC tonight
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol man.... mate of mine was down guildford train bridge fishing last weekend
37:00 <spence> I smashed a ducks beak off with a rock once
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2M bull shark cruising up the river
37:00 <Serenity> not sure where you are but the swans just down the rd from me
37:00 <spence> simba I love fish n chips man
37:00 <spence> sorry if u don't but u suck
37:00 <TheRon> crown lager is awesome
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> 5 longnecks yet no pee
37:00 <TheRon> nice
37:00 <Kelevra> I'll be on my 7th with no pee in 3-2-1
37:00 <Kelevra> brb
37:00 <TheRon> my bad
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Baby needs that alcoholic milk kelevra
38:00 <simba> i dont like seafood
38:00 <doctor> $9.95 for 9 pieces of orginal
38:00 <spence> I don't like you but yeah ill survive
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://goo.gl/maps/spS2Z
38:00 <simba> why dont you like me
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2M bull shark there swimming up stream
38:00 <spence> nice doctor
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking ludicrous
38:00 <simba> you dont really have a reson outside me pestering you over your drug addiction
38:00 <doctor> I'm in Duncraig, doesn't take too long to get to the river
38:00 <spence> jk I like everyone man
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kaluah
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or whatever
38:00 <TheRon> what you do is express the milk early in the week, and drink later on
39:00 <simba> jedi knight?
39:00 <spence> I was kidding simba jeez
39:00 <Picard> reason*
39:00 <doctor> Yeah WaixYourLegs I think they're pretty common
39:00 <Serenity> would take me like 4 minutes to drive there lol
39:00 <spence> but u are a pest that ill give you :)
39:00 <doctor> They just don't eat people all the time like we are lead to believe
39:00 <spence> jump in serenity
39:00 <Serenity> no thanks
39:00 <spence> pls...do us a favour
39:00 <Serenity> i like not being sick
39:00 <spence> I'm kidding
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Experience ron
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> I like to milk my boobs 2
39:00 <TheRon> my sister in law has 3 now
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> U sleep with your sister inlaw
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or u have babies to her
39:00 <TheRon> no, why would you think that?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bit sad ... http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/02/05/10/57/canadian-blogs-of-battle-to-save-baby-as-wife-dies
40:00 <Shadowgate> *!*[email protected] (pcntdik) - AustNet
40:00 <Shadowgate> *!*[email protected] (pcntdik) - AustNet
40:00 <spence> just hang your legs in
40:00 <Shadowgate> ignore
40:00 <Shadowgate> lo
40:00 <spence> lol
40:00 <simba> and not a single fuck was given
40:00 <Shadowgate> ignorl ist
40:00 <Shadowgate> than god for that comad
40:00 <Serenity> piss weak
40:00 <spence> siftcock
40:00 <Shadowgate> my chat experiece not ruined
40:00 <spence> soft
40:00 <spence> lil
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am tasmanian
40:00 <TheRon> fair point
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> And dutch
40:00 <omfgbbqhax>  So woo is me
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> Woe
40:00 <TheRon> do you guys really give the best dutch ovens?
41:00 <simba> touchy alcoholics are hilarious
41:00 <spence> fucking weak
41:00 <Student> issue with letter "i" and "o"
41:00 <spence> I agree serenity
41:00 <Student> they are neighbours
41:00 <spence> student my phone fucks shit up
41:00 <spence> need to rotate it..bigger keys
41:00 <Student> agreed
41:00 <Serenity> Todays chat experience was bought to you today by the letter A and D
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> In what wayz
41:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax I don't breast feed, dumbass
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sexually
41:00 <TheRon> do you know what a dutch oven is?
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mastitus mel
41:00 <Kelevra> no
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> So u dont express
41:00 <Kelevra> I just thought after labor I'd need a beer or 12 so I chose not to breastfeed
41:00 <Kelevra> I expressed alot
42:00 <simba> just dont use irc on your mobile you dont even need to
42:00 <simba> we wont mind
42:00 <spence> Plus I'm drunk ask simba she knows all about me
42:00 <Serenity> .
42:00 <CannibalClown> she
42:00 <Serenity> she
42:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
42:00 <CannibalClown> what
42:00 <Serenity> you cunt
42:00 <Serenity> fuck right off
42:00 <simba> She... reads my diary...
42:00 <spence> I need to simba
42:00 <CannibalClown> you fuck off
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> SHE CALLS MY NAME
42:00 <simba> now ive got sister2sister in my head thanx man
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Your boobs must be huge now
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pics
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kgo
42:00 <TheRon> huge boobs!!!
42:00 <Kelevra> I just didn't want my baby sucking on my tits considering so many fucking males have
42:00 <TheRon> yes!
42:00 <Kelevra> it's called foreplay
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Send me milk mel
42:00 <xm> dont worry omfgbbqhax i got confused too. i thought TheRon was saying she had grown an extra 3rd boob
42:00 <Kelevra> piss off you sick cunt
42:00 <TheRon> if only boobs expressed scotch and coke
43:00 <spence> Twisted simba
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh i love that song
43:00 <spence> How tall are u simba
43:00 <simba> i asked you first
43:00 <spence> Lmfao
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuYhNInsE1U
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sister (Oct 24, 2006) 3:40 - Category: Music - 102,636 views - 283 likes (94.3%), 17 dislikes (5.7%)
43:00 <spence> No u didn't
43:00 <[Maverick]> jesus christ 
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel I will use your milk as lube
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
43:00 <TheRon> classy
43:00 <Kelevra> I don't produce milk now, she's two months old
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> So
43:00 <Kelevra> I expressed milk two months before she was born and three weeks after she was born
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going to have more babies when I get back
43:00 <Kelevra> I think you're gross
44:00 <simba> kill yourself
44:00 <spence> Lol 
44:00 <Serenity> HOW TALL ARE YOU SPENCE
44:00 <spence> Ok ill kill myself soon ok
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> THIS SONG
44:00 <spence> I'm tall serenity take a guess
44:00 <simba> hes actually scared of being shorter than someone else in a chatroom hes such a meathead that he thinks its some testament to his character, he thinks its a "loss" if hes shorter then me
44:00 <simba> fucking alcos
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> If I get back
44:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin marijuna ecstacy and alcohol
44:00 <[Maverick]> qotsa! 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> an english icecream shop makes breast milk icecream
44:00 <TheRon> c c c c cocaine
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqn7vXeVCLE
45:00 <Serenity> no you cunt i asked how tall you are
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y.with Lyrics (Nov 16, 2008) 3:27 - Category: Music - 1,239,020 views - 3,472 likes (80.5%), 839 dislikes (19.5%)
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAHAHAHAHA
45:00 <spence> Lol elaborate much simba
45:00 <simba> i just did
45:00 <spence> U sad little troll
45:00 <simba> im right arent i
45:00 <Serenity> im just asking how tall you are im not asking how big your cock is
45:00 <spence> Yes 
45:00 <Serenity> far out
45:00 <Maurice> Chances are everyone in here is taller than me, except faux
45:00 <Maurice> Shes a foot shorter
45:00 <Student> arent i :) 
45:00 <spence> Lol
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> YOU UGLY
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would suck kelevras boibs after I disinfected them with 100 proof vodka
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Boibs
45:00 <TheRon> so classy
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Boobs
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> They have been everywhere
46:00 <simba> Student, You owe me a $50, maybe $60 Basketball, you Melon Head
46:00 <Serenity> my height is so average
46:00 <spence> I'm only 6 foot but I only mentioned it cause nosering is a midget...usually fires him up
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> you aint got no alibi YOU UGLY!
46:00 <spence> He left so I guess it struck a chord lol
46:00 <simba> ur a lil cunt id fkn smash ya kujnt
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like  her ass
46:00 <TheRon> drink the dripping scotch as it dripped down her boob
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mels ass is used goods
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Get cheaper hookers than her
46:00 <TheRon> hey hey
47:00 <spence> Lol simba 
47:00 <faux> A foot
47:00 <spence> Pussy
47:00 <faux> Lol
47:00 <Serenity> fucking hell dude
47:00 <simba> me http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptussowexperts/balohair.jpg
47:00 <faux> I may be shorter but you're 50 years older
47:00 <faux> Hahehhehehhahe
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> GET BUSY GET BUSY GET BUSY
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> UGLY
47:00 <faux> Stfu
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> YO MAMMA SAY U UGLY
47:00 <Serenity> seriously
47:00 <Serenity> shut up
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> o o o o o .. now i feel like blondie
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
47:00 <Serenity> well your tits are bigger than blondies
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> And they have had less cock
47:00 <TheRon> respect
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like that one mel
47:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax you're starting to piss me off
48:00 <Student> short people take more time to respond. Knowledge added
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahah
48:00 <spence> Simba I believe u
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta reach further to the keyboard?
48:00 <Student> i be leave you ;)
48:00 <spence> Cya later guys going to get my gourmet dinner
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Good
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <TheRon> inxs - new sensation
48:00 <Kelevra> well honestly. stop crying poor mouth and go take care of your own fucking dramas. filthy piece of shit.
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire mel
48:00 <TheRon> no need for that
49:00 <simba> <Student> short people take more time to respond. Knowledge added - lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> well, this escalated
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> He he he
49:00 <Serenity> [3:06pm] <gremlinz> if the ops here actually gave a shit u cunts would have been banned ages ago - i do love this one cause on one side youve got the 'BAN THEM' people and on the other side.. like the rejects sitting in #cats youve got the THE OPS ARE RUINING AUSTNET
49:00 <Serenity> you cant win
49:00 <TheRon> bbq don't piss me off
49:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax be a man and back the fuck down now.
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am not a man
50:00 <Student> so Doodle baby, where is the cake? choclate fudge with crunch on the top ye?
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahhaha
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YaStzbltk4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ann lee - two times (Feb 15, 2008) 3:45 - Category: Music - 3,319,072 views - 7,727 likes (96.8%), 254 dislikes (3.2%)
50:00 <Kelevra> Well fuck off and stop trying to pm me
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
50:00 <TheRon> bbq if you hate her so much stop talking about her
50:00 <Kelevra> exactly
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its a hate hate thing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I said oppers not ops ... but eah
50:00 <TheRon> and i'm getting there
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but *yeah too
51:00 <Kelevra> this is why I wish to marry TheRon and live on his farm in sin
51:00 <[Maverick]> its a look like a fuckwit thing. 
51:00 <Kelevra> and bliss I might add
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
51:00 <TheRon> damn straight
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a farm?
51:00 <Kelevra> I dream of it
51:00 <potato> mel is filth
51:00 <TheRon> i could steal one
51:00 <Kelevra> so it must be true
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel atleast you can produce milk
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
51:00 <Kelevra> potato so's your face
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Finished
51:00 <TheRon> bbq apologize to kelevra right now
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> No thankyou
51:00 <Kelevra> appreciated
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <TheRon> i wish i had ops right now
52:00 <Kelevra> why?
52:00 <TheRon> get rid of the tools
52:00 <Kelevra> would you raise me over your face and go to town?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> To ban me for being mean to u mel
53:00 <simba> lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdjZFy6Ngcw
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martillo Vago - Que es la vida ( Tekno Mix ) (Dec 11, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 1,551,425 views - 4,540 likes (97.3%), 127 dislikes (2.7%)
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> penis is the tool of ma tray-ah-ay-ah-ade
53:00 <TheRon> well yeah
53:00 <Kelevra> well it was totally uncalled for to ask about my milk and shit
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> But why let it go to waste
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> U can sell that shit
53:00 <TheRon> no need to be arseholes to eachother
53:00 <Kelevra> ummm I mentioned I wanted to drink
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I said I wantes to milk u
53:00 <Kelevra> so fucking what, what happened to freedom of choice
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> holy fuck
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNf8igtbktw
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Human Nature! Last To Know! (Nov 21, 2013) 4:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 148 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> used to fuckin love this song
54:00 <simba> when i was young i got a human nature cd for christmas from some family and i was just like wtf
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah and thats disgusting
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Exactly
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
54:00 <Kelevra> you're a father of a girl so wtf
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> But its an also natural
54:00 <TheRon> stoned?
54:00 <Kelevra> would you like someone to talk to your daughter that way?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Go for it
54:00 <TheRon> irc its just normal reaction
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> No one has met her
54:00 <Kelevra> you're revolting
54:00 <potato> filth
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> No one here knows my daughtee
55:00 <simba> lmao 
55:00 <simba> they all pose like theyre holding bow and arrows
55:00 <simba> So Emotional
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Daughter
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> So u can sayall u like
55:00 <Kelevra> I haven't met her but I know of her and srsly you should be ashamed
55:00 <TheRon> don't call me daughter, don't want to
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its only words.
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why should I be ashamed
55:00 <Kelevra> you're disgusting toward women
55:00 <Bastardly_One> words start wars yanno
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> And so are you towards men
56:00 <Kelevra> I joke alot and say alot of shit but never about someone producing milk and using it as lube
56:00 <Kelevra> you're fucking revolting
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's worse fetishes than breast milk for the record ... but it was a bit ... off
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> But thats hot
56:00 <Serenity> i hate that its only words shit. what a complete load of crap
56:00 <Serenity> cop out for being a total cunt
56:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah keep it up and see how many women are dumb enough to root you
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sezz
56:00 <Kelevra> go for 18yr olds
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am single mel
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont want sex
57:00 <Serenity> my first ever cd was a mariah carey cd
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nor a gf
57:00 <Kelevra> you're disgusting
57:00 <[Maverick]> "i come on to irc to stir and troll" 
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats ir
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> It
57:00 <potato> better than coming on irc to worship a fat neckbeard whale
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
57:00 <Kelevra> LOL
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> I liked that one
57:00 <Kelevra> potato is very random, it's growing on me
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> If only mel was fat
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hen I could pick on her more
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Then
58:00 <Serenity> pretty sure thats fred bear
58:00 <Serenity> I FINK
58:00 <TheRon> i don't like general fuckheadery to anyone
58:00 <Bastardly_One> capacitor, etc, etc
58:00 <Kelevra> I am fat now though
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where is loof
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel u will never be fat
58:00 <Kelevra> for my size.. I am fat, so go for your life
59:00 <Maurice> Mine was Take That..
59:00 <Maurice> The sad thing was I asked for it
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its after baby flubber
59:00 <TheRon> for my size im obese
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am under weight but have rolls
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like wtf
59:00 <Kelevra> I have a couple of stretch marks aswell so use that as ammo next time
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why mel thats a part of child baring
00:00 <Serenity> Yeah i begged mum to buy me that cd..
00:00 <Serenity> i think i was 10
00:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
00:00 <[Maverick]> for Maurice 
00:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1604366_480966915341579_998657664_n.jpg
00:00 <Serenity> ok
00:00 <TheRon> my sister in law has had 3 ceasars now
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> FUX SAKE
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have stretch marks
00:00 <Kelevra> I've had one and I'm scared of sex and males so different floats for different boats
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2nd half of season 3 of OUAT not til fucking march
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> From growing too much
00:00 <TheRon> i got beer marks
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got beer
00:00 <Kelevra> I was a size 6-7 in 09 and now I wear trackies and singlets
01:00 <Serenity> tee ball time
01:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <Maurice> Yuck, have fun
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel my ex was obese
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm like a size 11
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> now i gotta wait a month to see what the fuck captain hook is on about
01:00 <TheRon> my nephew was 7 pd 11
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> But yet I still loved her and had a child with her
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Size is nothing to me
01:00 <Kelevra> I'd kill someone if they knocked me up.
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> So
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31mlEEs9_Vk
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Geri Halliwell - Look At Me (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
02:00 <TheRon> if chicks really cared about size, i'd never get sex
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> well hopefully the human race is lucky and you're infertile
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mel I sleot with mz_kammy
02:00 <TheRon> at the moment i basically don't
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sl3pt
02:00 <Kelevra> TheRon I love fat dudes
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is a fat asian
02:00 <TheRon> dear god
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
02:00 <[Maverick]> Kelevra: I am no longer fertile.. let's fuck. 
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2009/fat-japanese-bbw.jpg
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> YEH BOI
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Geri_Halliwell,_Ivor_Novello_Awards,_2013_(tone).jpg
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> gorgeous
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah asians can go fuck themselves, I'd not fuck one
03:00 <Kelevra> [Maverick] BUT we'd make such prettyy kiwi irish babies
03:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Waix did u hack my pc and get my pics
03:00 <[Maverick]> this is tru 
03:00 <TheRon> i am caucasian aussie
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> kiwi's are just asians
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> povvo asians
03:00 <Kelevra> 3/4 kiwi one part irish and you have a mixture of beauty
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> That cant say shed
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its shed
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ot shid
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not
04:00 <TheRon> i'll see what i can do
04:00 <CannibalClown> woo
04:00 <Kelevra> Waix said kiwis are just asians
04:00 <Kelevra> what a faggot
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody should pm waix and tell him maoris came from hawaii
04:00 <CannibalClown> Waix is a fucking moron
04:00 <Kelevra> ns
04:00 <TheRon> mostly english and islander
05:00 <[Maverick]> Waix is dreaming he would get something that thin in his life 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta love the e-abuse
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> u musta had the shit bashed out of u at school
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> actually from polynesia we came from
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> U  are all morons
05:00 <Kelevra> I'm half pakha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a 1/4 Maori
05:00 <TheRon> we?
05:00 <Kelevra> fuck off omfgbbqhax
05:00 <Kelevra> go to bed
05:00 <TheRon> there you go
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> 1 more hour
05:00 <Kelevra> you're being a royal cunted moll
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yep
05:00 <Kelevra> so fuck off with your bs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, really? Kia Ora sis ... got a spare cug
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im 1/4 kermit the frog
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cug is cig in Kiwi
05:00 <TheRon> i know a song about being a royal
05:00 <[Maverick]> YESS NO WAIX 
06:00 <[Maverick]> oh of course.. I got the shit kicked out of me every lunchtime 
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> i bet
06:00 <[Maverick]> dickhead
06:00 <[Maverick]> I mean 
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have every right to be here
06:00 <TheRon> and it's by a kiwi singer
06:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One are you trying to be funny cause my grandfather is very educated
06:00 <Kelevra> not some fucking drop kick from the islands
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Kelevra, I'm part Maori you twit :P ...
06:00 <Kelevra> oh well I'm not lol
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm half pakky
07:00 <[Maverick]> considering your wife looks like a cross between michillen man and strawberry shortcake... 
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
07:00 <Pieter> Haha
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> so?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> coconut mongol bitch
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Half inbred
07:00 <TheRon> exotic
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> shot down
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> part means heaps
07:00 <Bastardly_One> coconut !
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> like those ppl that go around saying how boong they are when they are white
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what they're called
07:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax don't ever pm me ever again with your bs, you're offensive and I want to pluck your eyes out with tweezers
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
07:00 <Kelevra> in other words, I fucking hate you.
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Do it
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hai maverick
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> last thing im worried about is ppl weight
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Love you to mel
08:00 <Kelevra> nah piss off josh, I'm not joking.
08:00 <Kelevra> don't address me.
08:00 <TheRon> i got fucking sunburnt yesterday
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how on earth
08:00 <TheRon> yep
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was mild as yesterday
08:00 <TheRon> i know
08:00 <Bastardly_One> quite nice indeed
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> I kime 
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> I like strawberry shortcake
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hook me up
09:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoyed yesterday now you mention it
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:24:55] <omfgbbqhax> Lol so just got a call
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:24:59] <omfgbbqhax> Ex is moving down
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:25:07] <omfgbbqhax> So I have half share of miley
09:00 <TheRon> i sunscreened my face 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell im about to have a siezure but i wont stop gaming
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes and
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:25:17] <omfgbbqhax> So I rang childcare
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:25:22] <omfgbbqhax> Fucking 359
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:25:25] <omfgbbqhax> Oops
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:25:40] <omfgbbqhax> 350 a week and I dont get any rebates
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:25:56] <omfgbbqhax> Looks like I will be a stay at home daddy
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> one eye open gaming O_O
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why paste
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:36:28] <Kelevra> that'll be good though
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:36:39] <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:36:41] <omfgbbqhax> Spose
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:36:44] <omfgbbqhax> But fuck
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:36:53] <omfgbbqhax> The government wont help me
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha ha ha
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:48:17] <omfgbbqhax> Are u really getting angry
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:49:12] <omfgbbqhax> Sorry
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:50:14] <omfgbbqhax> Ok I pushed it 
09:00 <Kelevra> [18:50:16] <omfgbbqhax> Sorry
09:00 <Kelevra> [19:08:29] <omfgbbqhax> Whats wrong
10:00 <[Maverick]> oh WaixYourLegs will hook you up 
10:00 <[Maverick]> he seems to share his wife with everyone
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sweet
10:00 <TheRon> woo brnesy
10:00 <TheRon> woo barnesy
10:00 <Kelevra> stop being a shit cunt
10:00 <TheRon> no second prize
10:00 <TheRon> ok sorry
10:00 <Kelevra> [19:08:42] <omfgbbqhax> Sif not take what I say as a joke
10:00 <Kelevra> [19:08:55] <omfgbbqhax> And if I say something wrong then tell me
10:00 <Kelevra> nah that comment wasn't to you TheRon
10:00 <TheRon> i know
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he knows
10:00 <Serenity> what are we reafing
10:00 <Serenity> reading
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> who have i shared my wife with?
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> name 1 person :)
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats that meant to prove mel
11:00 <Kelevra> a shit father and crap
11:00 <Bastardly_One> want the short version Serenity?
11:00 <Kelevra> that you think life is a joke
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> That I am a real person and pmd u about if I upset u
11:00 <TheRon> bbq go have a sit in the corner and have a think about it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hax took joking too far ... mel's upset
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hax doesn't believe she really is
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the short version
11:00 <Kelevra> I'm not upset, I think he's fucking pathetic for being on my tail
11:00 <TheRon> come back when you're ready to rejoin the group
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Waixyourlegs when is it my time
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Soon?
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> when im dead :P
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont like to wait
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> I can arrange that
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey I always pm u to telk u I am joking mel
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lways have
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Always
12:00 <Serenity> maybe some things shouldnt be joked about
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I've told you IN CHANNEL to stop it
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry for hitting a nerve
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, offended then ... perhaps a better word
12:00 <Kelevra> so fuck off and go to bed
12:00 <TheRon> this is bordering on harrassment
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh fuck off
12:00 <TheRon> well it is
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> How so
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a spare $2
13:00 <stebie> ... for a hitman?
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or a fatman
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pay him to sit on him
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where is shadsam
13:00 <Serenity> He only tried to share her mav
13:00 <TheRon> say nothing and we'll move on
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't go that far ...
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did u not see my pms to mel
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> She pasyes them
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pasted
13:00 <Serenity> sigh
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sezz
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
14:00 <Serenity> Hello
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> And said sorry if I upaet her
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Meh
14:00 <TheRon> sorry seems to be the hardest word
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Over it
14:00 <Serenity> i think you're missing the point
14:00 <Kelevra> angels awake, I gtg bbl
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> I said sorry twice to mel
14:00 <Serenity> you cant be cruel to people and then be all jokes soz
14:00 <Serenity> and think it will be ok
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> MY VAGINA
15:00 <Serenity> Shared like a family bag of malteasers
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can
15:00 <TheRon> i know you can
15:00 <Serenity> PandasDontDrive you just shut up before i cut your fucking eyelids off
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i sold heroin to seymour hoffman
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fat cunt
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sorry
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> if there was a family bag of maltesers in this house.. theyd be all mine
16:00 <simba> sif share that
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer snap
16:00 <stebie> she full og balls? :O
16:00 <stebie> *of
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot get enough of malteasers humour
16:00 <Serenity> I like this new dynamin to our online relationship waix. Its pleasing. Ty.
16:00 <simba> fru chocs own!!!!
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <Serenity> Er
16:00 <Serenity> Etf
16:00 <Serenity> Behdbd
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> asdfaedsjgbnae35;lrgae
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you and your drunkard bf spence are the perfect couple
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's the Don King ball fro goin' old man
16:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> both pretty fucked in the head
16:00 <TheRon> this heart attack....
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> cracking on to mel for ages
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good thanks
17:00 <Serenity> Dynamic
17:00 <Serenity>  Cunt phone
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> i went n saw the first hunger games like whenever it came out
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> and that bit where the dogcunt of a thing jumped out of the bush
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> i threw my popcorn in the air hey
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> scared the fuckin shit out of me
17:00 <Serenity> Lol
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Serenity> Popcorn at the cinema is expensive
17:00 <Tuftoy> seymour hoffman was talented
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ cracking on to Mel
17:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!! lol ol oloolol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> idiot
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've known Mel since she was the proverbial "baby" on here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking fool
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> aim for the moon they said
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a mate of sorts
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you said no.
17:00 <TheRon> i think we need a ring and we'll fight it out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah nice subject change as usual
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you and your bf have that in common too
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
18:00 <Serenity> I hope you picked it up
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> but its so good
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
18:00 <Serenity> Lol
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> it went everywhere
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck that
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then the 2nd movie, we went n saw at gold class
18:00 <Serenity> We went to see the conjuring man so many guys jumping
18:00 <Serenity> Hilarious
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was busting for ap iss form 15minutes of the end
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> im sitting there in my leather seat bouncing up n down
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> trying to hold it in
18:00 <Serenity> imagine an IRC fighting ring
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> what subject change?
18:00 <Tuftoy> preferably a mud fight
18:00 <TheRon> chicks?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was paying you out, dick.
18:00 <Serenity> i would naked jelly wrestle with mel any day
18:00 <TheRon> i'd watch
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm jelly
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd sell tickets
18:00 <Serenity> OH you seem to have a crotch full of jelly
18:00 <Serenity> let me help you with that
18:00 <Serenity> nom nom nom
18:00 <Tuftoy> naked jelly wrestle with all the irc chicks
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am over it
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> as soon as it started to go black im like YEP GOING FOR A RUN
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont think i will go and see number 3.. always had something bad happen at the first 2 lol
19:00 <Shadowgate> lol Waix went for a run
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> what of it cunt
19:00 <Shadowgate> lol
19:00 <stebie> Shadowgate lols at everything
19:00 <stebie> don't take it personally
19:00 <TheRon> i'd back mel, she's more athletic
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> More lard than jelly
19:00 <TheRon> i could run a book
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky would win
19:00 <TheRon> three way
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would back her
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
20:00 <Serenity> Hes fairly brain dead
20:00 <stebie> or just easily amused
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was going off my face at Shadowgate a few days ago
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> took me 20 minutes to realise it wasnt ShadowLurker
20:00 <stebie> lol
20:00 <stebie> did he just keep lol'ing?
20:00 <Serenity> Lol...
20:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha..
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or mew
20:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to ask Nikky about something offline and almost forgot
20:00 <TheRon> back b1 in a mud wrestle
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *writes it down this time8
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> msg her b1
20:00 <TheRon> i'd give 5 to one
21:00 <Serenity> I love how shadowlurker gets u cunts mad
21:00 <stebie> why?
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> hhaha
21:00 <Serenity> Cause its funny
21:00 <stebie> i mean, why/how does he get people mad?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> duh ... I'll leave a noteop
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
21:00 <Serenity> wow.
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> F not have her number
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm, don't know her that well
22:00 <Serenity> All he has to do is tell someone to fuck up
22:00 <Serenity> And they go mental
22:00 <stebie> lol
22:00 <simba> ive never seen any1 go mental at him
22:00 <stebie> cool story
22:00 <Serenity> Cry evry tym
22:00 <TheRon> scotch?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I don't ask for numbers ... if I'm given them ... fine
22:00 <BlackDevil> 3 more hours i've been up for 24 hours
22:00 <BlackDevil> YEA
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay jon
23:00 <stebie> Serenity, ._.
23:00 <Serenity> Wot
23:00 <Serenity> Stop judging me
23:00 <simba> psychadelic bart http://24.media.tumblr.com/11cd944f0d1ebcb77af7fc8ae3834b2a/tumblr_mvd4gmcj3Z1smqxu0o1_400.png
23:00 <simba> cool bart smoking cross joint
23:00 <stebie> lol
23:00 <stebie> k Serenity k
23:00 <Serenity> Bye
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's about same for me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 or 3 hrs anyway
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why I'm not tired
24:00 <stebie> cya
24:00 <Serenity> Not me
24:00 <Serenity> B1
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> now theres a fucked up cunt
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> jhaha
24:00 <Serenity> Hes fairly loose
24:00 <stebie> speaking of fucked up cunts
24:00 <stebie> hey B1
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> Lol
24:00 <Serenity> Hahhaha
24:00 <Serenity> Oops..
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie
24:00 <stebie> it wasn't me
24:00 <stebie> i swear
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhh stebie is watching
24:00 <BlackDevil> because we didnt suck cock today Bastardly_One
24:00 <BlackDevil> extra energy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> speak for yourself
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ... how about those seahawks?
24:00 <stebie> what cunt
24:00 <Serenity> shut up stebie
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck u cunt
25:00 <Serenity> All waix
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> Today Liberal backbencher Sharman Stone said the Prime Minister was lying when it came to SPC. SHARE to speak up for the wages and conditions of ordinary Australians.
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> Man
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> this liberal party
25:00 <simba> SHARE
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre more fucked up than the 2nd coming of rudd
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> Ya put ya K Rudd in
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> Ya take ya K Rudd Out
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya put ya gillard in
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai
25:00 <stebie> fuck ya
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where is loof my emo bb
25:00 <Bastardly_One> passed out I suspect
26:00 <simba> politicians make me mad Grr they r so dum
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> and you pissfart about
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> have u seen the tony abbott wrecking ball?
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Dec 14, 2013) 1:05 - Category: Film and Animation - 852,817 views - 9,422 likes (92.1%), 809 dislikes (7.9%)
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> My emo dsp bb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he was vaping before apparently
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oi crash
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Xbox has shit itself
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Deleted my account
26:00 <crash> hey omfgbbqhax
26:00 <crash> that sucks ;/
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> And wont download my profile
27:00 <simba> now i wish i hadnt
27:00 <crash> atleast they are cheap these days
27:00 <crash> should be able to sort the xbox live profile out 
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah still turns on and shit
27:00 <crash> its stored in a cloud enviroment anyway
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ried all the things
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> No xbox for like 4days
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Going mad
28:00 <crash> hehe
28:00 <crash> ive only got one game for my xbox one - forza ;/
28:00 <crash> waste of cash 
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
28:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> omfgbbqhax I've seen Mew when a fight has broken out and she's very ladylike
28:00 <crash> it was all overtime anyway
28:00 <BlackDevil> josh http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=355_1391578601
28:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Doggy Style Water Slide (Date: Feb-5-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 7422 - Played: 7246
28:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> lol
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <crash> hey Kelevra[AFK]
29:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> hi weird one
29:00 <crash> not afk i take it ?
29:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> im feeding my baby..
30:00 <crash> good on ya
31:00 <Kelevra[AFK]> k
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> What happened to panda
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck this is BS
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> mitchell freeway extension
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> been dicking around with it since 2010
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking liberal cunts
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> works expected to start early 2016 and finish late 2017
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a fucking joke
33:00 <Kelevra> lights out for angel, she's out for the count
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could do that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just eat and go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
33:00 <crash> peace and quiet time then Kelevra
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be aweome I reckon
34:00 <Student> you reckon? ;)
34:00 <Kelevra> nah I won't have peace and quiet lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of food
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I want som
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *some
34:00 <Kelevra> music's blaring and I have an addiction due to Serenity
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> they spent all this fucking money on a community development advisory committee garbage bullshit
35:00 <brun0> :)
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> and after 2 years said it should be extended to romeo road
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> so... instead of buswell using that information
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes gona.. nah fuck it... hester ave it is
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a fucking waste of money
35:00 <Kelevra> FUCK YOU Serenity
35:00 <Kelevra> I'm on season 2 though
35:00 <lumeah> Hi Peeps
35:00 <Kelevra> hey person
36:00 <brun0> Cash money aud
36:00 <Student> oh lumeah, the person with hot ...... ;) hello 
36:00 <Serenity> hahaha
36:00 <lumeah> lol
36:00 <lumeah>  hi Student
36:00 <Kelevra> I'm upto ep 25 so next season is 3
36:00 <lumeah> I don't know what hot you have lol :P
36:00 <Kelevra> if I come to season 5 I'll be itching
36:00 <Student> lumeah ha ha , that is classified ;)
36:00 <Kelevra> Serenity atm I think its melissa
37:00 <Kelevra> FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
37:00 <Serenity> i cant even tell you cause i have no idea
37:00 <Kelevra> what season are you upto?
37:00 <lumeah> lol
37:00 <lumeah> WHY FUCK YOU FUCKING LIFE? 
37:00 <Serenity> end of s
37:00 <Serenity> s2
38:00 <potato> capacitor
38:00 <Kelevra> same lol
38:00 <Kelevra> ep 25
38:00 <lumeah> ni Nikky`
38:00 <Kelevra> CURSE YOU
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey lumeah :o)
38:00 <Serenity> i stopped for a bit
38:00 <Nikky`> Don't curse me Kelevra 
38:00 <Kelevra> its so much fun to watch though
38:00 <Serenity> im watching full house atm
38:00 <brainz> i
38:00 <Kelevra> oh not you knickers xo
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> anode
39:00 <Nikky`> I know
39:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck you sezz
39:00 <Nikky`> I just wanted in on the convo :P
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm so going to have sms everyday in qld and be like 'what are you watching pls send' haha
39:00 <brainz> vasillis
39:00 <Nikky`> right now I have MKR on
40:00 <peace> diode
40:00 <brun0> Regulator
40:00 <peace> psu
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> triac
40:00 <peace> e = mc2
40:00 <couleurs> Happy Valentine Day Everyone !
40:00 <brun0> pi 3.142
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> transister
40:00 <Kelevra> I dated a dwarf by that name once brainz
40:00 <Kelevra> he drove a pearl coloured vl
40:00 <Kelevra> I don't think I had sex with him to my recollection though
40:00 <Kelevra> fun facts
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> 3.14159
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickhead
41:00 <brun0> Transistor
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> transister
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> my younger sibling, is a transister
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> :)
41:00 <peace> i thought it was 3.14253333 recurring
41:00 <brun0> fuse
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Valentines is on the 14th aint it
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> recurring pi?
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not the 4th
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> you're a fucking idiot
42:00 <peace> it does
42:00 <Cham> no bbq, 15th
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> ROFL
42:00 <peace> do maths
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> its not recurring
42:00 <peace> it is
42:00 <brun0> ur correct peace
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> its infinite
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> not recurring
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> recuring is 3.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 infinity
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickwads
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/HistTopics/1000_places.html
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is not recurring
42:00 <lumeah> what crap did i miss today?
42:00 <brainz> haha
43:00 <peace> well i past maths
43:00 <peace> passed
43:00 <stebie> pi's not recurring.
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> obviously not enlish
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <brun0> 3.142 well known
43:00 <stebie> WaixYourLegs fail
43:00 <stebie> lol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was on purpose :P
43:00 <stebie> i round to 3.14159
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
43:00 <stebie> i forget after that
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> always 3.14159
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> 265358
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u wanna be a cunt
43:00 <stebie> fuckin' cunt
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
44:00 <Cham> 22/7
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> we had a comp at school in year 10
44:00 <brun0> its 3.142 dummies
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> this chick recited it to 1500 decimal places
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> was fucking epic
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> brun0.. stop being a dickwad
44:00 <stebie> 3.142857 ?
44:00 <stebie> you're not sure, mel? :/
44:00 <stebie> lol
45:00 <brun0> 3.142 idiot
45:00 <peace> its recurring cause after .142 it repeats
45:00 <brun0> thank u peace
45:00 <brun0> amen
45:00 <stebie> Google says: 3.14159265359
45:00 <stebie> Google > you lot.
45:00 <Nikky`> I'm not sure if I had sex with stebie,..but I think it was more to do with the fact he was so bad I want to forget
45:00 <stebie> Nikky`, you're probably right
46:00 <brun0> which is rounded 2 3.142
46:00 <brun0> Dopes
46:00 <stebie> ...
46:00 <stebie> which rounds to 3.14
46:00 <stebie> which rounds to 3.1
46:00 <Kelevra> stebie it's a blur for me, I know I dated the guy like he wined and dined me but I had work and school at the time and I can't remember
46:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
46:00 <Kelevra> I aced all my tests/exams that year so I possibly got laid
47:00 <stebie> which rounds to 3
47:00 <stebie> wow, you're smart.
47:00 <peace> i want my 3cents change bitch
47:00 <peace> lol
47:00 <stebie> D:
47:00 <brun0> Shit cunts
47:00 <Kelevra> II know I broke it off with him cause I and his bestfriend took off into the sunset though
47:00 <CannibalClown> whos getting laid
47:00 <stebie> lol Kelevra
47:00 <stebie> :O
47:00 <stebie> not cool
47:00 <Kelevra> yeah what a cow hey
47:00 <stebie> moo
47:00 <Kelevra> I bet he still doesnt kknow
47:00 <Kelevra> poor guy
48:00 <potato> isn't that was the bible says
48:00 <potato> PI IS 3 MATE
48:00 <potato> YA DOGS
48:00 <peace> maxtrices were fried
48:00 <doctor> yeah well you are all wrong
48:00 <doctor> and i don't care to explain why
48:00 <potato> capacitor
48:00 <potato> blow it
48:00 <simba> 3.142 is the official rounding off
48:00 <simba> to three digits lads
48:00 <potato> leak the filth all over your lipid skin
48:00 <stebie> lol
48:00 <Nikky`> Just mean Kelevra
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey spence
48:00 <Kelevra> his friend was so hot though and his parents were off to greece
48:00 <spence> Hi nikky
48:00 <lumeah> hi spence
48:00 <Kelevra> he's now balding, like most men I've dated
48:00 <spence> hey Lumeah
49:00 <brun0> Told u wankers 3.142
49:00 <brun0> Losers don't know......
49:00 <Kelevra> I love the bald fat and skinny dinosaurs
49:00 <spence> what a good night
49:00 <Nikky`> Same Kelevra.. lets go on a man hunt together
49:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
50:00 <simba> Losers don't know pi? lol
50:00 <brun0> that's right fuck ass
50:00 <brun0> u got it in one 
50:00 <brun0> Losers don't know 
50:00 <simba> ok mentalson
50:00 <Kelevra> haha if I weren't moving I'd do that in a heartbeat
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <brun0> Ok
51:00 <spence> Come to southern 80 Saturday nikky should be plenty horny.bogans lol including me
52:00 <brun0> go back to year 9 morons
52:00 <Nikky`> How tempting is that, wow
52:00 <spence> Lmao
52:00 <Nikky`> No idea what southern 80 is
52:00 <spence> plenty tits out hopefully
53:00 <brun0> pythagoras theorem...was too easy
53:00 <simba> isnt that when u were given ur dads Jewish Inheritance money and blew it all on methamphetamines and hookers
53:00 <simba> year 9 ur drop out year
53:00 <simba> or was it year 10
53:00 <simba> i cant remember
53:00 <spence> its a ski race up on the Murray 
53:00 <Nikky`> oooh I don't need to go out for that
53:00 <Nikky`> I see
53:00 <spence> Echuca
53:00 <Nikky`> Well I don't plan on leaving my lil space in the world
53:00 <spence> awesome boats
53:00 <spence> lol
54:00 <brun0> 3.142 infidel
54:00 <simba> u were living in a caravan by 16 c/d
54:00 <brun0> pls go on
54:00 <spence> I can't sit around 
54:00 <spence> Sucks
54:00 <Nikky`> I will have things to do
54:00 <spence> Okies
54:00 <Nikky`> Need to hit gym
54:00 <Nikky`> been slack this week
54:00 <spence> Cool I got a gym here at home
55:00 <simba> what what
55:00 <simba> whos gettin married? YOU MOTHERFUCKER
55:00 <brun0> ur insults astound me
55:00 <simba> i havent insulted you once
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <Nikky`> I owned treadmill till it broke when I moved here..I never used it as much as I go to gym
55:00 <spence> yeag
55:00 <spence> h
56:00 <brun0> Foolish cretin
56:00 <potato> LoSeRs DoNt KnOw
56:00 <Shadowgate> brun0 a new character
56:00 <Shadowgate> potato is funny lol
56:00 <spence> I'd rather just walk lol
57:00 <brun0> no I'm not shadowgate
57:00 <Shadowgate> lol
57:00 <potato> lol hahahahahahaha Shadowgate youre funny hahahahaha rofl omg
57:00 <brun0> cannibalclown is...
57:00 <simba> no he isnt
57:00 <potato> ROFL OMG BBQ HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES HAHAHAHH AROFL AHAHAHAHIJAIJOKKSALDPFD HAHAHAH SO FUNNY
57:00 <potato> help
57:00 <couleurs> lol 
57:00 <brun0> Simba...a silly character
57:00 <spence> See the sights...(boobies)
57:00 <spence> although gym boobs r good 
58:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah some good perving at gym
59:00 <brun0> a sad individual
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
59:00 <brun0> mmmhmmmm
59:00 <spence> The best 
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi hun
00:00 <brun0> Hi nikky
00:00 <Nikky`> Hi brun0
00:00 <spence> So hanging for Friday...
00:00 <spence> I'm off movie time cya nikky
01:00 <brun0> did u know simba was touched ?
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg nikky
01:00 <brun0> In the undies at a tender age
01:00 <Nikky`> How lucky for simba
01:00 <Nikky`> OMG omfgbbqhax
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> thinkin i might sell my bitcoins
01:00 <brun0> lol I guess
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hai hun
01:00 <CannibalClown> shut up brun0
01:00 <Nikky`> Hiya :o)
01:00 <spence> cya johninja ya goose 
01:00 <spence> Toodleoo
01:00 <johninja> on your bike
01:00 <Nikky`> Seeya spence
02:00 <brun0> go eat pennywise u faggot
02:00 <stebie> pi's official rounding is to 3
02:00 <stebie> simba the mathematician
02:00 <brun0> no its 3.142 stoopid
02:00 <stebie> you heard it here first
02:00 <stebie> *3 decimal places
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
02:00 <johninja> oh...i come 2nd now
02:00 <johninja> see how it is
02:00 <johninja> :p
02:00 <johninja> hey 
03:00 <stebie> apologies
03:00 <brun0> Stoopy
03:00 <stebie> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_don't_mathematicians_round_Pi_to_3
03:00 <stebie> add... more.. decimals.
03:00 <CannibalClown> lol wiki
03:00 <simba> thats what i said 3 decimal places
03:00 <brun0> Simba wouldn't know if you were up him so forget that moron
03:00 <Nikky`> You will always be first in my heart 
03:00 <Nikky`> :P
03:00 <[Maverick]> ninja... Nikky` <3 
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
03:00 <johninja> my old man drank all my beers but two then he is like "you can have those"
03:00 <johninja> "oh thanks mate, i can have some of me own fucking beers can I"
04:00 <brun0> 3.142 wankoff
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi brun0
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> blow ur mums cunt u wanker
04:00 <stebie> brun0, he's using the same logic as you
04:00 <brun0> simba did u even pass recess??? I think not
04:00 <stebie> that implies you're just as stupid
04:00 <stebie> cheers
04:00 <brun0> doubt it dopey
04:00 <CannibalClown> Oh no hes got you now stebie
04:00 <johninja> "ohh..no wait a minute!!"
04:00 <Nikky`> Hey Mavie <3
04:00 <Nikky`> lol how kind of your dad
04:00 <Nikky`> Thats so sweet
04:00 <johninja> lucky i found 5 cans of my brothers
04:00 <johninja> so i stole them
04:00 <johninja> big beer theft circle
04:00 <Nikky`> How was your day omfgbbqhax?
05:00 <simba> Mathematicians occasionally will round Pi to 3 when they are willing to accept a 5% error
05:00 <simba> if thats right stebie is wrong
05:00 <simba> but i mean, talking about pie? one of the gayest things ever 
05:00 <brun0> 3.142 cum guzzlers
05:00 <simba> lol at me saying pie
05:00 <brun0> gayer than simba?
05:00 <brun0> NO
05:00 <simba> isnt 3.142 the common round up we all used in school?
05:00 <brun0> IT'S pi idiot
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhh
05:00 <Nikky`> It is..thank god I don't really drink beer or i'd get in on this beer stealing thing
05:00 <brainz> stealing beer
05:00 <brainz> really
06:00 <stebie> sorry, i was talking about your "official rounding".. but ok.
06:00 <CannibalClown> shut up spence
06:00 <brun0> get with it simba..moron
06:00 <Serenity> .
06:00 <brun0> shut up serenity
06:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
07:00 <CannibalClown> I think its time spence had a timeout
07:00 <Nikky`> Where is Doodle for his happy bday from me 
07:00 <Serenity> Fuck off spence
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm i got taught 3.14159
07:00 <simba> pi is more than 3 tho so you cant just round it down to simply 3 without getting an error
07:00 <brun0> 3.142 dummies
07:00 <CannibalClown> I was taught 5 as well
07:00 <brun0> simba you know fuck all
07:00 <stebie> WaixYourLegs, same
07:00 <CannibalClown> oh ffs
08:00 <CannibalClown> ban dis cunt
08:00 <stebie> i guess some schools didn't think their students were bright enough to deal with 5
08:00 <brun0> Ban your finger from your arsehole...
08:00 <brun0> poo hole stoker
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <brainz> no no i think thats realy poor form
08:00 <brainz> stealing beer
08:00 <Picard> ello 
09:00 <simba> calm down mate
09:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
09:00 <brun0> want a tissue cannibal?? Ban him ban him boo hop what can't handle it??
09:00 <Serenity> Google tells me
09:00 <Serenity> Pi is
09:00 <Serenity> 3.14159265359
09:00 <brun0> Lol ban what a wanker
09:00 <simba> ban
09:00 <brun0> 3.142
09:00 <stebie> Serenity, yeah i said that earlier
09:00 <Serenity> No
09:00 <brun0> It's common kniwledge
09:00 <Nikky`> if drinks are there..fair game
09:00 <Nikky`> when hot
10:00 <brun0> know
10:00 <Serenity> Soz stebs
10:00 <Serenity> Im at teeball hah
10:00 <stebie> tis k Serenity
10:00 <stebie> don't do it again cunt
10:00 <stebie> D:
10:00 <brun0> Google knows fuck all its 3.142
10:00 <Serenity> Hahahah
10:00 <brun0> Googlers
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its 3.14159
10:00 <brainz> i guess if you have brought your own
10:00 <brainz> that be fine
10:00 <Nikky`> you can steal from family
10:00 <brainz> ahh family
10:00 <Nikky`> there is like a family rule or something
10:00 <brainz> yeah as long as its replaced i guess
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wish my dad drank beer
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have too much homebrew
11:00 <simba> Google knows fuck all lmao
11:00 <Serenity> ^^
11:00 <stebie> brun0, yep, that's all your brain can handle, we know
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wankers
11:00 <simba> yeah the year 9 dropout will correct ya
11:00 <stebie> you've told us many times now
11:00 <brun0> lol @ googling pi...how fucking braindead
11:00 <Serenity> Fuck google guuse
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Most people think oi is somethimg u eat
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pi
11:00 <brun0> its 3.142 morons
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
11:00 <CannibalClown> I know it cos I use it all the time with impedance calculations and frequency domain maths
11:00 <brun0> no that's pie dummy
11:00 <Picard> losers
11:00 <johninja> you mad?
11:00 <Nikky`> I'm mad
11:00 <Picard> you high?
12:00 <brun0> u wouldn't know if it was chock a block up ya cannibal
12:00 <brun0> Hahaahah
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> 3.142 is for people who think its easier to just round up and not be correct
12:00 <Serenity> If it was rounded
12:00 <stebie> brun0, i'm surprised you don't round up to 7
12:00 <Nikky`> I am not.. too short to ever feel high
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Picard> how short?
12:00 <Nikky`> 5'2
13:00 <brun0> its 3.142 all day idiot
13:00 <CannibalClown> this cunts off his rocker
13:00 <Serenity> Pi wouldn't eveb exist
13:00 <Serenity> Even
13:00 <brun0> well it does dopey
13:00 <Nikky`> Did anyone see the overnight temp Sat night?
13:00 <brun0> it exists 3.142
13:00 <brun0> Yeah 3.142
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> No hun I didnt
13:00 <brun0> That's the value of pi 
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> fuck that is short
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got measured yesterday at the docs
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> 198cm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have shrunk
13:00 <Nikky`> that is what in feet?
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ummm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dunno
13:00 <brainz> dam im only 195 cm
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Had to have xrays
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> But it was hot fishing
14:00 <Nikky`> It will drop to a low of 30
14:00 <Nikky`> in melb
14:00 <brun0> Now eat shit coz I was right
14:00 <Serenity> No
14:00 <stebie> brun0, we know pi exists... and you're "right", just less accurate.
14:00 <Serenity> Its not you simplistic fuck
14:00 <brun0> I know I'm right
14:00 <Nikky`> It is short but I be adorable :P
14:00 <Picard> says you :P
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Very adorable
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Says me
14:00 <brainz> who knows
14:00 <johninja> Picard prefers his girls a little younger
14:00 <Nikky`> lol
15:00 <CannibalClown> brun0 rounds to 3.0
15:00 <brun0> its 3.142 serenity you goon
15:00 <Serenity> The smartest part of spence dribbled down his mums leg the night he was conceived
15:00 <stebie> you're as right as people with disabilities are "special"
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> If I was an op I would ban people for being stuoid
15:00 <CannibalClown> close enough lets get drunk
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I would ban myself
15:00 <CannibalClown> same
15:00 <brun0> old joke serenity
15:00 <Nikky`> I'd not be banned
15:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, same. nah jk.
15:00 <stebie> Nikky`, debatable.
15:00 <stebie> :P
15:00 <Serenity> No its not
15:00 <brun0> oh that's right your still shutting green...that shits still new to u
15:00 <brun0> lol
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am stupid for being here stebie
15:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, says other ppl
15:00 <brainz> could be chating to a farel
15:00 <brainz> who knows
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
15:00 <Picard> i do?
15:00 <Picard> 24-35 is ok i guess
15:00 <Picard> 18-21 are fuck heads
16:00 <Serenity> ..
16:00 <brun0> shitting
16:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, oh touche.
16:00 <CannibalClown> spence drops the avg iq here to 7
16:00 <stebie> i cbf finding the accent
16:00 <brun0> old school joke
16:00 <Serenity> If you're shitting green you need to lay off the meth bro
16:00 <brun0> an oldie but a goodies serenity..bravo
16:00 <stebie> CannibalClown, no, it goes down to 3.142
16:00 <brun0> douche
16:00 <Serenity> Dooshay
16:00 <stebie> lol Serenity
16:00 <CannibalClown> lol
16:00 <simba> couleurs wtf is happening
16:00 <johninja> which one is couleurs?
16:00 <Picard> simba hows ya arse?
16:00 <couleurs> hi simba 
16:00 <Picard> or did u use lube this time?
16:00 <couleurs> sorry we're having some technical difficulties 
17:00 <CannibalClown> huhuhuhuh
17:00 <Serenity> Huahauahau
17:00 <brun0> Ur an idiot 
17:00 <CannibalClown> you're
17:00 <brun0> Ur a poo
17:00 <johninja> andy stop being angry at everyone on the internet pls
17:00 <ooomp> No, be angry
17:00 <johninja> you are ruining the chat environment
17:00 <ooomp> Its fine
17:00 <ooomp> Ignore johninja
17:00 <johninja> ooomp if i wanted to hear from an asshole i would have farted
18:00 <Serenity> Plz dont speak to me. I dont have a mop for the drool
18:00 <brun0> ur a bumhole
18:00 <CannibalClown> you're
18:00 <Immutable> HEY I LIKE Serenity !
18:00 <Immutable> YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?
18:00 <Serenity> Wow hi
18:00 <Immutable> WANNA FUCKEN GO?!
18:00 <Serenity> Who is this guy
18:00 <Immutable> ITS ON BITCH
18:00 <brun0> serenity is a poo bum wee hole head
18:00 <ooomp> That clearly didn't stop you
18:00 <Nikky`> hey Zade 
18:00 <Nikky`> oooh gosh
18:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
18:00 <Zade> how are you?
18:00 <Kelevra> ooomp are you still in bitch mode?
18:00 <Picard> johninja im not angry, why why do you continue being a fuckhead?
18:00 <Picard> Kelevra hello
18:00 <johninja> i think she's just joking
18:00 <Kelevra> cause you weren't cool the other day
18:00 <Picard> Zade hello
18:00 <Kelevra> Picard hai
18:00 <johninja> but i miss all the good stuff
18:00 <ooomp> I never went into bitch mode Kelevra
19:00 <Serenity> Pi bitch
19:00 <CannibalClown> wow
19:00 <CannibalClown> much dumb many retard
19:00 <Immutable> I'm bored
19:00 <Serenity> Wee tea
19:00 <brun0> Poop dribble 
19:00 <Kelevra> so that's just you being yourself?
19:00 <Picard> johninja did you spent all your centrelink money on drugs?
19:00 <Kelevra> you're a fucking bitch
19:00 <Nikky`> I'm good Zade, you
19:00 <Zade> hello Picard
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey lee :o)
19:00 <johninja> stop being angry at me andy
19:00 <{LeE}> booyeah
19:00 <Zade> yeah good ta Nikky`
19:00 <ooomp> Aren't you just lovely Kelevra
19:00 <johninja> i come here to chat not talk to sexually frustrated old men
19:00 <simba> dont make me give him your phone number andrew you bald headed beagle
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
19:00 <Nikky`> Thank fark its nearly end of week
19:00 <Kelevra> I speakith the truthith
19:00 <{LeE}> but but johninja 
20:00 <Serenity> I fort u were kool man but u nuffink
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you hear a poor batch of heroin overdosed on a fat actor :(
20:00 <Serenity> Lol
20:00 <brun0> Serenity can't spell 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oi j
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo j
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Xbox is fucked
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cant download profile
20:00 <{LeE}> lol glad i aint no man
20:00 <ooomp> No, you speakith crap
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Picard> simba im told it doesnt hurt as much if u use lube lad
20:00 <{LeE}> hi allll
20:00 <Nikky`> I nearly typed shit
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi lee
20:00 <Nikky`> be lil messy
20:00 <johninja> golly gosh
20:00 <ooomp> Hey {LeE}
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> True nikky
20:00 <{LeE}> O_o
20:00 <Kelevra> ooomp we have more than irc realises in common so I'll forgive your tiprat tantrums and catty bitchy ways.
20:00 <simba> wb lee and kelevra
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking gay
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> 360?
21:00 <Immutable> u dun kno how ta fuken jail smbd on freebsd nig nogs
21:00 <brun0> Hey PandasDontDrive
21:00 <Immutable> ur a noob
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tried everything
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u mean dl profile
21:00 <brun0> sup bruv
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Well my profile is gone
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tried to downlosd off xbox live but it dont work
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> gone
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> how is it gone
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Keeps gettin error.
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wb mel
21:00 <{LeE}> omg im going cya byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:00 <Kelevra> ty jon
21:00 <{LeE}> im off
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky I dont have to work this weekend
21:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax go die in a fire.. quietly
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay
21:00 <ooomp> No, that's just your own fantasy world, which as Sgt-Splode would comment on if here, is relatively crazy
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky would pee on me to put the fire out
21:00 <Kelevra> LOL ooomp
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ring xbox ;)
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont know
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah
22:00 <Nikky`> When does cricket finish? ALL cricket
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will show u links
22:00 <brun0> Cricket rocks
22:00 <Nikky`> Nah ah
22:00 <Immutable> all hail cricket
22:00 <brun0> yeah eh
22:00 <Immutable> hahaha
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> J
22:00 <lumeah> ahh feel the love.. lol :P
22:00 <Kelevra> fuck off princess
22:00 <Nikky`> Well I might not omfgbbqhax
22:00 <ooomp> Where is Sgt-Splode..
22:00 <johninja> Kelevra is so cute when she's angry
22:00 <Kelevra> dead
22:00 <johninja> ooomp not so much
22:00 <ooomp> I missed the long convoluted paragraphs
22:00 <simba> sgt splode thats the guy that used to type really long things yea
22:00 <simba> i was wondering who that was 
22:00 <Nikky`> yeah simba
22:00 <Kelevra> aww  yyon nigger
22:00 <Kelevra> <<3
22:00 <johninja> yeah he is playing WoW
22:00 <johninja> <3
22:00 <simba> i thought it was SKirmish who returned
22:00 <lumeah> im not a princess lol
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Error 801540B7
23:00 <brun0> Cricket is awesome
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tried everything
23:00 <Cham> cricket never finishes, it just changes hemisphere
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking gay
23:00 <Immutable> I kike the description of krikkit in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would ring xbox for help
23:00 <simba> lol ring xbox
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
23:00 <johninja> who is lumeah and why does she think that was directed at her?
23:00 <lumeah> :P
23:00 <simba> <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
23:00 <johninja> ;)
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be bed time
23:00 <Kelevra> lumeah I wasn't referring to your rejected ass. To make it clear I have no intentions of making new 'friends' on here
24:00 <simba> the xbox is a console you cant call it up
24:00 <simba> hey xbox its me ur owner
24:00 <couleurs> lmao
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> can u run asterix on it? lol
24:00 <brun0> What a good night
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea k doofy
24:00 <simba> hey xbox im having some trouble with u
24:00 <brun0> beers...chicken and bout to watch a movie..
24:00 <Nikky`> Mavie
24:00 <[Maverick]> nikkeh 
24:00 <brun0> lovely days
24:00 <Nikky`> ooooer's
24:00 <Picard> Kelevra u have no firends here :P
24:00 <Nikky`> Coolies on not working this weekend omfgbbqhax
24:00 <Kelevra> Picard speaks the truth
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> sif
24:00 <Kelevra> stfuyon
24:00 <johninja> oh..firends
24:00 <Kelevra> =P
24:00 <{LeE}> pardon Picard u wanna say that again
25:00 <brun0> Hi ooomp
25:00 <Nikky`> ooompalicious
25:00 <ooomp> Nikkypoos
25:00 <Immutable> yeah basically krikket was this planet that was surrounded by a gas cloud so the inhabitants didn't know there was a whole universe and when they discovered there was this guy gave a speech saying it all had to go.
25:00 <{LeE}> i'll slap u 
25:00 <{LeE}> O_o
25:00 <{LeE}> :P
25:00 <Picard> Kelevra u have no firends here :P
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Have fun kiddies
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nite
25:00 <Picard> happy {LeE} ?
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah I know
25:00 <Nikky`> Night omfgbbqhax
25:00 <johninja> cya omfgbbqhax
25:00 <lumeah> night
25:00 <Nikky`> I am not here to make friends
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just lovers
25:00 <Doodle> she's here to make sex
25:00 <johninja> Nikky` is here strictly for the chat
25:00 <Nikky`> With Doodle
25:00 <Zade> just random sex buddies Nikky`?
25:00 <ooomp> Nikky` is here to sex me
25:00 <Doodle> wooooooo
25:00 <Nikky`> lol
25:00 <Doodle> oh
25:00 <Doodle> ok
25:00 <{LeE}> LOL she has friends 
25:00 <Nikky`> Yes, have days in the week, need more than one
25:00 <Picard> im here to collect pics of females and track down their location and stalk them on public transport
26:00 <Immutable> :P
26:00 <lumeah> lol
26:00 <ooomp> Sorry Doodle
26:00 <{LeE}> Picard has gone nuts 
26:00 <Kelevra> I make the sex with Doodle
26:00 <xm> im not here to make friends. but i will give you $1 or a mars bar to participate in my survey about fucked up people in online chatrooms
26:00 <Picard> Nikky` is high on my list :)
26:00 <johninja> he's just revealing his true intentions
26:00 <Doodle> nobody does
26:00 <{LeE}> i'm going now i have to be somewhere byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
26:00 <johninja> it's a step in the right direction
26:00 <Picard> xm ok
26:00 <Nikky`> oooh no..I don't catch public transport
26:00 <Kelevra> so Doodle, lets get old and fat together
26:00 <Nikky`> anymore that is
27:00 <lumeah> call up xbox.. lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
27:00 <Nikky`> I'm calling xbox as we type
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can call them for help
27:00 <spence> mmmm coffee
27:00 <lumeah> good! 
27:00 <lumeah> lol
27:00 <\Romeo> red bull ere
27:00 <Immutable> damn I'm sexy
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> trust dances with birds to make a joke out of it
27:00 <lumeah> hi \Romeo
27:00 <\Romeo> hiya
27:00 <Doodle> i'm already old and fat
27:00 <Picard> johninja now all we need is you to admit you are a drug fucked unemployed moron and we can all life happily ever after
27:00 <xm> $1 will be in bitcoins and the mars bar will be flattened out to fit into a normal envelope
27:00 <johninja> calm down andy
27:00 <johninja> that is a lot of typing
27:00 <Picard> i only type the truth
27:00 <johninja> perhaps instead of getting angry on the internet you could spend some time with your family
27:00 <Kelevra> k I'm upgrading my system to johninja
27:00 <Picard> Nikky` u can run but u cant hide :P
27:00 <johninja> oooh
27:00 <Kelevra> Doodle is already and fat
28:00 <\Romeo> how r ya?
28:00 <Serenity> Fuk u I kant speel u dohg im fukin best wright
28:00 <lumeah> good thanks
28:00 <spence> hi Lumeah
28:00 <\Romeo> cools
28:00 <[Maverick]> hey Serenity 
28:00 <Serenity> Hey
28:00 <lumeah> hi spence
28:00 <[Maverick]> is the back of your throat itchy 
28:00 <spence> How are ya
28:00 <Serenity> Yes can u help me
28:00 <lumeah> good thanks.. you been going off in here huh ? 
28:00 <peace> gonna upload another song
28:00 <[Maverick]> of course, I have some cream for that 
28:00 <peace> after make visual video
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> throat cream rofl
28:00 <peace> fucken yeah
28:00 <Serenity> Awesome
28:00 <Kelevra> so johninja we gotta do that shit
28:00 <johninja> nah
28:00 <johninja> i'm offended now
28:00 <Kelevra> fuck off giant
28:00 <ooomp> I thought you were too Kelevra?
28:00 <johninja> think i'll just stick to my internet porn
28:00 <ooomp> Doodle lied :/
28:00 <Kelevra> ooomp I
28:00 <Doodle> i did not
28:00 <Picard> <johninja> think i'll just stick to my internet gay porn
28:00 <Kelevra> am fat.
28:00 <[Maverick]> for johninja 
28:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/GJPxJ.jpg
28:00 <johninja> very mature andy
28:00 <Picard> Kelevra u give me a fat
29:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> do u apply it with a penis?
29:00 <spence> Lolz maverick
29:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
29:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQt3SyYOWQ
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christian Anti-Masturbation Video Encourages You to Lend a Hand (Jan 30, 2014) 3:56 - Category: News and Politics - 192,200 views - 216 likes (14.7%), 1,257 dislikes (85.3%)
29:00 <\Romeo> ive been crawling around in some bad burger places
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> ROFL
29:00 <spence> Lmfao romeo
29:00 <\Romeo> :)
29:00 <lumeah> lol WaixYourLegs
29:00 <Kelevra> thanks andy
29:00 <johninja> lol mav
29:00 <Kelevra> ooomp I think you're me from about two years ago atm
29:00 <Picard> anytime Kelevra
29:00 <Picard> {LeE} where are u hiding
29:00 <Kelevra> you're angry and upset but you don't know how to project it
29:00 <xm> hehe ive seen the original book for that
30:00 <spence> Ooomp I heard u were the hottest chick on irc 
30:00 <ooomp> I heard you are a wanker
30:00 <xm> UNIX
30:00 <ooomp> Hot, sexy, intelligent, drop dead gorgeous?
30:00 <ooomp> You were never that
30:00 <Kelevra> {LeE} has gone to pick up her bf from the airport
30:00 <Zade> lol
30:00 <brainz> fcuk its 8:30 pm
30:00 <johninja> wow so modest
30:00 <Kelevra> ooomp that was a sick burn
30:00 <Picard> wtf her bf?
30:00 <Picard> when did this happen
30:00 <Kelevra> I would never consider myself hot or sexy even pre baby
30:00 <johninja> Picard is going to get all angry now
30:00 <Kelevra> I was pretty at the least.
31:00 <Immutable> DON'T LEAD THE MASTURBATORS ON THE BATTLEFIELD>>>>!>!>!>!@<JM!L@J
31:00 <Immutable> LEAVE
31:00 <stebie> both are true
31:00 <spence> Is that in any way correct ?
31:00 <Nikky`> I'm going to lead them
31:00 <Nikky`> :P
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
31:00 <lumeah> sucked in lol
31:00 <spence> That is true..yes. but aren't we all from time to time
31:00 <Kelevra> Picard nye
31:00 <ooomp> Pics or gtfo
31:00 <Picard> Kelevra u are hot and sexy
31:00 <johninja> he hates when a girl he has been stalking suddenly hooks up with someone
31:00 <Picard> johninja you should try dating a female, all that anal sex has made you a sad sad man
32:00 <spence> I'm sure u rub yourself sometimes
32:00 <spence> even jam a couple digits ?
32:00 <Nikky`> I don't know what ooomp looks like but in my mind n sex dreams she is hot
32:00 <spence> Ease the pain ??
32:00 <spence> Nikky your hot in my dreams too
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky is hot
32:00 <Kelevra> I don't want my pre baby pics on irc.. {LeE}'s ended up with cocks photo shopped to her face..
32:00 <johninja> remember how mad you got at bull because you thought he was going out with jess?
32:00 <ooomp> Dating != sex Picard
32:00 <johninja> then you found out it was actually me?
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> started flooding my pms?
32:00 <johninja> haha
32:00 <johninja> wow andy you got really MAD
32:00 <Picard> i remember when you were ok, well alright thats a lie you have always been a drug fucked loser
32:00 <Doodle> Picard why don't you admit you have the hots for johninja
33:00 <Nikky`> lol
33:00 <spence> like fucking awesome hot
33:00 <spence> I know she is
33:00 <Nikky`> Now,. are you ready for 30 degree night on Sat?
33:00 <spence> hot to trot
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky I am
33:00 <spence> 30 is nothing
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am already nakdd and waiting
33:00 <CannibalClown> eat a dick spence
33:00 <Immutable> it would have been funny if he was fapping on the battlefield
33:00 <Nikky`> I said night, not during day
33:00 <spence> u mean low of 30?
33:00 <Nikky`> Yes
33:00 <Serenity> woah
33:00 <Kelevra> johns alright
33:00 <Doodle> we can all see it
33:00 <johninja> yeah w edidn'ty have a problem uintil you got all butthurt about that
33:00 <Serenity> its been like one fight after another here today\
33:00 <Serenity> everyday..
33:00 <Picard> Serenity its normal
33:00 <brainz> hehe
33:00 <ooomp> Ban them all
33:00 <Zade> must be midweek Serenity
33:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/elpKRfG.gif
33:00 <Kelevra> by my behalf sezz?
33:00 <johninja> what else is there to do?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Irc pms
33:00 <Kelevra> >.<
33:00 <Picard> and it only seems to happen when loser johninja is here
33:00 <Doodle> midwank
33:00 <Picard> he should be perm ban
33:00 <johninja> cry to the ops andy
33:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <spence> Dark that
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky if I am not at work I am naked
34:00 <spence> fark
34:00 <Zade> good night to go to the beach 
34:00 <spence> ridiculous
34:00 <Nikky`> It is
34:00 <spence> beach for sure
34:00 <Nikky`> When I am not at work and home i'm in my pj's
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nakex beach?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky I know
34:00 <spence> Nudie beach hell yeah
34:00 <peace> who wants a bong
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I watch u
34:00 <Picard> just saying it how it is loser
34:00 <Serenity> only like 3 of them included you mel
34:00 <Serenity> haha
34:00 <Kelevra> lol
34:00 <brainz> fcuk tis i need a drink
34:00 <Kelevra> mmy return to irc has been a successful mission
34:00 <Kelevra> stop jizzing on my shit Doodle
34:00 <Doodle> never
34:00 <Kelevra> CARNT
35:00 <peace> i do
35:00 <Nikky`> Hot
35:00 <spence> I do Chris
35:00 <spence> ease the stress man
35:00 <spence> nice big cone
35:00 <peace> i got a big cone piece
35:00 <spence> Though ill just settle for a Ciggy
35:00 <Doodle> :\
35:00 <Picard> Kelevra are your boobs much bigger now u had a kid?
35:00 <Doodle> i dont have any flaws
35:00 <Kelevra> bigger yeah and more painful
36:00 <spence> I used to smoke huge bongs chris
36:00 <spence> massives
36:00 <Nikky`> Smoking is bad
36:00 <Nikky`> bad bad bad
36:00 <Serenity> i feel like a beached seagul right now
36:00 <Serenity> so much rice
36:00 <Picard> pics?
36:00 <brainz> porn stars
36:00 <brainz> is on
36:00 <brainz> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> I have a small frame but my scars just healed
36:00 <Picard> lol @ beached seagul
36:00 <Kelevra> fuck they chop you not so much
36:00 <Kelevra> it's like a 15cm chop/slit
36:00 <Doodle> please stop
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> u gave up weed for booze?
37:00 <simba> why do u wanna die young
37:00 <simba> ur body is a temple dont put a wrecking ball thru it like some miley cirus
37:00 <Picard> eeewwww
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Picard> u had a ceasarean?
37:00 <Kelevra> meh it's not as bad as it felt
37:00 <Picard> or how ever u spell it
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah fucking christ I'd not been laid in months and she wanted out
38:00 <Nikky`> I gave up everything
38:00 <simba> even WATER?
38:00 <Nikky`> yeah, don't lick that wrecking ball
38:00 <Nikky`> Ok, water I can't give up
38:00 <spence> I used to choof
38:00 <Nikky`> Need something to wash down my meds with
38:00 <spence> Gave up nikky
38:00 <Nikky`> ok only meds I have is panadol
38:00 <Nikky`> But you still smoke?
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Kelevra> I have small hips
38:00 <Picard> thats a good thing lol
38:00 <xm> OK doodle. here's a challenge. difficulty level 7.5/10 ... This Mortal Coil - Song to the Siren
38:00 <Picard> childbirth fucks up a good vag
38:00 <Serenity> mel you're going to give doodle a heart attack stahp lol
38:00 <Doodle> no
38:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/487514_475788089108426_450261901_n.jpg
39:00 <spence> lol panadol
39:00 <spence> aspro clear the go babe
39:00 <spence> yeah cigs
39:00 <Nikky`> And when needing the big guns..have nurofen plus
39:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk tsk
39:00 <spence> aspro clear awesome drug
39:00 <Serenity> lol @ that
39:00 <Doodle> i dont have crap music
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth.mp3 (3.69MB 128kbps Stereo 4:02)
39:00 <Kelevra> Serenity lol
39:00 <ooomp> Oh gawd that's terrible
39:00 <Serenity> heaven would be a nice hard dick
39:00 <Serenity> i mean..
39:00 <Serenity> wtf
39:00 <Doodle> oh lawd
39:00 <Picard> lol sez
39:00 <Picard> u dirty whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :P
39:00 <Kelevra> omg the first song angel ever heard was nirvana - heart shaped box
40:00 <spence> best for headache n toothaches
40:00 <Nikky`> I be off to dentist on Tues
40:00 <Nikky`> finish work early
40:00 <Nikky`> walk out with clean lovely teeth
40:00 <Immutable> werk it Nikky` 
40:00 <Nikky`> I will.I'll give smiles to everyone
40:00 <Serenity> i am so
40:00 <Kelevra> the persons husband had it on next to me
40:00 <Picard> good
40:00 <Picard> should be more like u lol
41:00 <spence> I went.yesterday nikky
41:00 <spence> was awesome
41:00 <Zade> you keep clear of the codeine Nikky` i saw those crocodile additcs 
41:00 <Nikky`> lol Zade..I don't do it every day or shit loads
41:00 <Serenity> nothing wrong with loving a nice stiff one
41:00 <Kelevra> LOL
41:00 <Kelevra> dirty bitch, I love you
41:00 <Doodle> crikey
41:00 <ooomp> Natural body function for males
41:00 <Picard> better then a soft one
41:00 <Picard> not a lot of use
42:00 <spence> have u tried aspro nikky ?
42:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I have
42:00 <spence> Well ?
42:00 <Nikky`> I called up for tyre prices today..need to get two soon
42:00 <Nikky`> Its ok.. not too bad
42:00 <peace> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWEzvEfMsDo&feature=youtu.be
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: from the heart trance 2014 (Feb 4, 2014) 7:06 - Category: Music - No views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <spence> It works for me
43:00 <Nikky`> Coolies
43:00 <British^Meat> Hello Xbox? yes, yes this is dog.
43:00 <Immutable> peace, not everyone here likes trance... some of us like trance
43:00 <couleurs> bong me up scotty
43:00 <Serenity> haha
43:00 <Serenity> ive come to an age where i just want to be honest about my love of the willy
43:00 <Doodle> god
43:00 <brainz> Free Willy
43:00 <Picard> willy is ok
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson-Childhood (Theme From 'Free Willy 2').mp3 (10.22MB 128kbps Stereo 11:09)
43:00 <simba> <Picard> willy is ok - knew it
43:00 <Serenity> i also am partial to vag and I love boobies
44:00 <peace> do u like trance Immutable
44:00 <peace> ?
44:00 <Immutable> and some of us like trance
44:00 <spence> Bong on nigga
44:00 <Immutable> yeah
44:00 <peace> good
44:00 <Immutable> I like trance
44:00 <Zade> i like trance
44:00 <Immutable> do you like arthus?
44:00 <Nikky`> trance is ok
44:00 <peace> i dont know new acts
44:00 <Nikky`> tho I am not up on all the trance out there
44:00 <peace> i just make it
44:00 <johninja> `seen renee
44:00 <prowl> johninja, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 weeks 1 day 19 hours 52 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
44:00 <brainz> The Killer Whale off course
44:00 <johninja> :(
44:00 <Doodle> johninja renee is off burning her bra
44:00 <johninja> same
44:00 <Doodle> or trying to change a light bulb
44:00 <Serenity> why does everyone keep looking for her
44:00 <Picard> lol renee is of trying to get rid of the liberal government
44:00 <Serenity> she wasnt even pleasant to talk to
44:00 <Picard> she is a whore and puts out?
44:00 <Doodle> :o
45:00 <\Romeo> Nikky` looking at you leaves me in a trance :P
45:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWJNu-IllU
45:00 <Serenity> HUY GUISE i hurd pi iz 3.2
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Culling of Arthas - (A WoW Machinima by Nixxiom) (Nov 30, 2013) 2:48 - Category: Gaming - 25,307 views - 689 likes (98.1%), 13 dislikes (1.9%)
45:00 <CannibalClown> I dont mind trance 
45:00 <spence> U make mean beats Chris ?
45:00 <peace> some times
45:00 <CannibalClown> but horrorcore is where its at
45:00 <Immutable> Serenity, they tried to make a law to make pi 3.2
45:00 <\Romeo> who's had dinner yet?
45:00 <CannibalClown> bs
45:00 <CannibalClown> law
45:00 <Serenity> but if its 3.2 then its kind of void
45:00 <CannibalClown> lol
45:00 <Serenity> so..
45:00 <johninja> why does anybody ever look for anyone?
45:00 <Picard> simba are u excited i said cock is ok?
45:00 <Serenity> yeah im a little concerned about how fast simba jumped on that
45:00 <simba> thats because you both want to see me fuck a man
45:00 <simba> in reality it confirms Picard is a faggot
45:00 <Serenity> id watch that
45:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <\Romeo> boobs
46:00 <Saemon> fuck 1 million dollar rewards for information on missing school girl...
46:00 <Saemon> cool
46:00 <peace> spence
46:00 <CannibalClown> shut up saemon
46:00 <Saemon> can i just call up and be like "i saw her yesterday wearing a blue jumper"
46:00 <peace> 2nd track i ever made on pc was played at rave
46:00 <\Romeo> anyone hungry?
46:00 <Zade> i have not had dinner yet, what are you making \Romeo?
46:00 <Picard> Serenity he wants me
46:00 <ooomp> Picard wants simba
46:00 <Picard> he just cant accept im only a top
46:00 <Doodle> Picard wants anything he can get
46:00 <simba> go shine ur head in a bowling ball cleaner u horrifying mistake
46:00 <Picard> Doodle id pass on u
46:00 <xm> i always suspected that Chucky vs. Picard thing had highly homoerotic sparks flying around
46:00 <Doodle> good
46:00 <ooomp> Picard goes for anything that moves
47:00 <peace> not mod files
47:00 <Saemon> cha ching!
47:00 <peace> i made modes
47:00 <Nikky`> I had steak n vegies
47:00 <peace> but when i was 20
47:00 <\Romeo> ah cool Nikky`
47:00 <peace> i just ask a guy to play my track so he did
47:00 <CannibalClown> theres far too much retard in here
47:00 <Saemon> dayem phillip simor hoffman was spending $10,000 a month on herion
47:00 <Saemon> thats fucken disgustingly filthy rich
47:00 <Immutable> it's a fucking ratio
47:00 <Serenity> um
47:00 <peace> what were the raves called at kryal castle the last one it was at one of the ones called same as last one there
47:00 <xm> no men generally get that passionate about each other
47:00 <Picard> todays target is Nikky` i want in her pants
47:00 <^pilot^> evening peoples
47:00 <simba> Keanu Koin
47:00 <lumeah> hi ^pilot^
47:00 <Serenity> sif pass on doodle
47:00 <Serenity> hes cute as fuck
47:00 <^pilot^> down sarah
47:00 <Picard> ^pilot^ the pretend  pilot
47:00 <Serenity> ease up turbo
47:00 <johninja> picard being angry at anyone who joins
47:00 <johninja> sheesh
47:00 <ooomp> Doodle enjoys dressing up for hot dates
47:00 <Nikky`> errr no in my pance
47:00 <Serenity> excuse me marko.
48:00 <Saemon> wat a wanker, instead of giving that money to charity
48:00 <Nikky`> That is nothing.. I spend $10,001
48:00 <\Romeo> i still have a pizza that i can cook
48:00 <Saemon> he gives it to scumbag drug dealers
48:00 <Saemon> he is/was a waste of space.
48:00 <\Romeo> yeah drugs gotta have drugs
48:00 <Immutable> once the ratio of my penis to my gf's vagina was > 1 that was pretty fun
48:00 <CannibalClown> charity wont get you high
48:00 <peace> my 5 min track rocked it for 4 mins main arena of a rave
48:00 <\Romeo> who's masturbated today?
48:00 <peace> gotta find that disk
48:00 <peace> where is that dvd
48:00 <^pilot^> Twas a joke
48:00 <Doodle> i dont have hot dates
48:00 <^pilot^> i was halfway through writing that when you said "excuse me 
48:00 <ooomp> You do now
48:00 <Serenity> llol
48:00 <^pilot^> was sipping on my extra large frozen coke
48:00 <^pilot^> and not only that
48:00 <Serenity> yes he only has one date
48:00 <Serenity> gosh
48:00 <^pilot^> but im a bit more stupider
48:00 <^pilot^> now
48:00 <Picard> you think this is angry johninja?????
48:00 <Serenity> more stupider
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <^pilot^> .....
48:00 <Serenity> why are you more stupid
48:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <\Romeo> i have yet to start
49:00 <CannibalClown> piss off chris your tracks are wack
49:00 <\Romeo> yeah drugs gotta have drugs
49:00 <peace> nah that song was called bitches
49:00 <\Romeo> who's masturbated today?
49:00 <peace> that got played
49:00 <Saemon> fuck i think i got a fever :(
49:00 <CannibalClown> nope
49:00 <Saemon> my body is full of aches
49:00 <CannibalClown> never sis
49:00 <\Romeo> same
49:00 <Saemon> i got a sore throat :(
49:00 <CannibalClown> did
49:00 <^pilot^> i is stupid truckdriverwogfuck
49:00 <^pilot^> or so the people on channel 40 in melbourne say
49:00 <johninja> so angry the ? key got stuck
49:00 <Serenity> oh haha
49:00 <^pilot^> "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID WOG FUCK!" 
49:00 <^pilot^> hence
49:00 <^pilot^> im more stupider
49:00 <Serenity> ch40 is funny
49:00 <Doodle> this weed is making me stoned
49:00 <^pilot^> ch8 in perth is funnier
49:00 <^pilot^> lot of wierdo's on ch 8
49:00 <Picard> johninja isnt it time u loaded the bong?
49:00 <Doodle> hey now
49:00 <Doodle> lets not be hasty
50:00 <Saemon> Serenity ur a mother what do u think i shoudl do? :(
50:00 <\Romeo> from sucking dick?
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <Serenity> stop necking dicks
50:00 <CannibalClown> die
50:00 <Nikky`> gargle some cum Saemon.. I heard it works
50:00 <British^Meat> chortle
50:00 <\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
50:00 <Saemon> naw cheers guys, feelin the love here.
50:00 <CannibalClown> just end it all
50:00 <\Romeo> tv sux
50:00 <johninja> i havn't had any weed for months
50:00 <johninja> so yeh
50:00 <johninja> would be kinda pointless
50:00 <Picard> brb need coffee
50:00 <johninja> but i guess you don't do logic
50:00 <Serenity> we listened to the radios when i moved from bunbury
50:00 <Serenity> it was so funny
50:00 <^pilot^> ahh yes
50:00 <Nikky`> I will give you some now n then Doodle..and your weed
50:00 <^pilot^> "OI you fat curry munching mcfuck" 
50:00 <^pilot^> and the sort 
50:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
50:00 <^pilot^> on ch 40 
51:00 <Saemon> who is CannibalClown?
51:00 <Saemon> simba?
51:00 <\Romeo> i love food
51:00 <Immutable> when you need some loving...oooooooooooahaf
51:00 <\Romeo> anyone here horny?
51:00 <spence> A moron saemon
51:00 <Immutable> pick up on my love life
51:00 <spence> I'm horny Romeo
51:00 <^pilot^> or "Copy the northbound, i got one coming at you 4.8, 3 6 at the wheels
51:00 <xm> Picard is going to bed tonight with his eyes facing towards the ceiling and his hands behinds his head. his wife will ask, "what's wrong andy?". he'll say, "nothing dear". she'll reply with, "it's not those boys on the Internet is it?". then andy bursts into tears
51:00 <^pilot^> edge of the black be right thanks
51:00 <Doodle> TEN FOUR SUMBITCH PILE O MONKEY SHIT
51:00 <johninja> lol xm
51:00 <^pilot^> YEEEEEHAWWWWW
51:00 <simba> not only does Picards dad admit he was a mistake but he actually apologised to people who came to see him in the hospital
51:00 <^pilot^> Rob, wanna see what im cruising around in nowadays
52:00 <\Romeo> nice
52:00 <CannibalClown> no cunt can do a simple nickop access
52:00 <\Romeo> =)
52:00 <Immutable> boy you've been mistreated so many times
52:00 <\Romeo> been eating pretzels
52:00 <\Romeo> fat camp is hard work
52:00 <Doodle> no
52:00 <Doodle> trucks are boring
52:00 <Doodle> seen one seen em all
52:00 <^pilot^> no not a truck
52:00 <Doodle> i've seen the 4wd
52:00 <^pilot^> not the 4wd either
52:00 <Doodle> FINE
52:00 <Nikky`> a horse?
52:00 <Doodle> FUCK
53:00 <Saemon> nawww ian thorpe is depressed cuz now his not famous anymore and doesnt have ppl waiting to hand him things with a silver spoon on a silver platter booooo fucken hoooo :~(
53:00 <spence> LOL
53:00 <Saemon> its about time he knows real fucken life
53:00 <Saemon> time to harden the fuck up 'thorpedo'
53:00 <spence> thorpie rules
53:00 <Nikky`> giddy up
53:00 <Doodle> SHOW ME THEN
53:00 <simba> my name is buck and im here to fuck xD
53:00 <ooomp> Doodle, restraint please
54:00 <spence> I wish him well
54:00 <Nikky`> I wish anyone well with depression
54:00 <spence> me too
54:00 <Saemon> yeah but he's got the freakin governor general hand writing him a letter
54:00 <spence> Hi pieter
54:00 <Saemon> not to mention various celebrity mates donating him huge amounts of cash
54:00 <johninja> listening to joy division
54:00 <Doodle> i am restrained
55:00 <spence> poopy
55:00 <Saemon> its injustice
55:00 <Pieter> Hi
55:00 <Saemon> i know a single mother who ended up suicide with depression
55:00 <Saemon> where was her letter from the govonor general?
55:00 <Saemon> ffs
55:00 <CannibalClown> what are you even on about you fucking gimped out mess of a human
55:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 a FiFa?
55:00 <Saemon> he's a millionaire. ppl should stop helping the rich get richer, and help out those who are REALLY doin it tough.
55:00 <Nikky`> you know what tho..sometimes famous ppl bring light to this and gets it out there
55:00 <xm> the irony being singer killed himself
55:00 <^pilot^> no
55:00 <^pilot^> you're not
55:00 <xm> emo division
55:00 <xm> being the*
55:00 <johninja> hehe
56:00 <Saemon> yeah true. but such is life, eh?
56:00 <Saemon> lifes unfair.
56:00 <Immutable> boy you've been hurt so many times, mistreated your heart just broken in two.  I'd like to wipe those tears from your eyes. I need satisfying with a man like you.  If you let me take you through night I guarantee it's gonna be alright.  All you've got to do is drop a dime. You can bet your bottom dollar I'll be on time.
56:00 <johninja> its pretty dark
56:00 <johninja> not sure why he killed himself
56:00 <johninja> mebe just naturally depressed
57:00 <Saemon> the privieleg gets everything while the poor are left to rot
57:00 <CannibalClown> Q.Q
57:00 <Nikky`> These WA bitches better get kicked off
57:00 <Doodle> maybe he realised the pointlessness of his existence
57:00 <johninja> yeah that's a good enough reason i guess
57:00 <Doodle> i wish some people in here would realise it
57:00 <Picard> back
57:00 <[Maverick]> lawn ornaments 
57:00 <[Maverick]> skyrine
57:00 <xm> everyone experiences an existential crisis once they lose access to IRC
58:00 <Pieter> Anyone notice how that big comet is no longer in the sky? 
58:00 <Immutable> As the history hitherto of class struggles and modern bourgeois society! Class antagonisms! Feudal something of opression! Serfdom! Bourgeoisie! Tottering feudal society! And victory for the proletariat!... That's you!
58:00 <CannibalClown> anyone notice how Pieter is still fucked up
58:00 <Pieter> Srill reckon those 26 modules were used to blow it up Armageddon style :p
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <xm> this IRC fantasy is all i have
59:00 <Nikky`> I notice many things
59:00 <Immutable> did you notice my penis has a hook on the end or it Nikky` ?
59:00 <Pieter> Scream for me cannibalclown
59:00 <Saemon> `seen simba
59:00 <prowl> Saemon, simba ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 minutes ago (04.02. 19:44) stating "Quit: call your xbox today" after spending 1 day 5 hours there.
59:00 <Nikky`> I did notice.. still having some issues over it
59:00 <Saemon> `seen johninja
59:00 <prowl> Saemon, I found 4 matches to your query: WhoAteAllThePies, johninja, HaveAnotherPieWayne, WayneIsObese. WhoAteAllThePies ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 17 hours 11 minutes ago (04.02. 02:48) stating "Quit: <[pythonX]> they gotta use nicks to get a useless point across ive lost 12 kios in 3 weeks 15 to go...then what u gunna do imbociles...haha i lol at dead hacked lamers like yourselves...to scared." after spending 1 
59:00 <johninja> seeing Picard reminds me my life really isn't that bad
59:00 <xm> my 10k gambling wins, my sports cars, my friends with lingerie models, all my latest gaming consoles, my 7 figure salary, my various professional qualifications, my 200+ IQ
59:00 <Picard> johninja thats the most hilarious thing ive ever read in here
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <johninja> i'm glad you have learnt to laugh off your troubles andy
59:00 <johninja> its a good trait
59:00 <xm> the songs i spend 5 minutes writing but 30 minutes endlessly promoting
59:00 <ooomp> Doodle
00:00 <Saemon> `seen thecrow
00:00 <prowl> Saemon, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 17 weeks 1 day 8 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
00:00 <Serenity> privieleg
00:00 <Immutable> `seen immutable
00:00 <prowl> Immutable, do you have a split personality? *eg*
00:00 <Serenity> ROFL
00:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
00:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 weeks 20 hours 8 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
00:00 <CannibalClown> LOL LEG
00:00 <Serenity> privie to legs
00:00 <Saemon> `seen mayhem
00:00 <Serenity> naww
00:00 <prowl> Saemon, Mayhem ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 days 11 hours 38 minutes ago (01.02. 08:21) stating "Quit: " after spending 46 minutes there.
00:00 <CannibalClown> enough cunt
00:00 <Saemon> damn i always miss mayhem
00:00 <British^Meat> im still shamed by Saemon
00:00 <Saemon> im just gettin an update on my mates
00:00 <Doodle> upd8n 4 a m8
00:00 <Saemon> havent seen any of them for a while
00:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
00:00 <Doodle> ooomp
00:00 <Picard> says the unemployed drug fucked loser who cant satisfy a woman
00:00 <Doodle> hey i'm not unemployed
00:00 <Doodle> oh, you mean someone else
00:00 <johninja> wow i didn't realise things were that bad for you
00:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
00:00 <johninja> is your business failing?
00:00 <Picard> johninja knows im talking about it
01:00 <Doodle> THANKS NIKKY
01:00 <CannibalClown> they dont want to see you either
01:00 <Nikky`> Nooooooo they did not get kicked out
01:00 <Nikky`> Welcome Doodle <3
01:00 <Doodle> <3
01:00 <spence> Happy bday doodle
01:00 <Immutable> I wonder if you'd get more sex if your name was penis.
01:00 <Doodle> cheers nigga
01:00 <spence> have a good day?
01:00 <Picard> business is booming, biggest january ive had in 5 years
01:00 <^pilot^> just for everyone's information
01:00 <johninja> why so angry then?
01:00 <xm> which industry?
01:00 <^pilot^> Picard sells his ass to other men
01:00 <Picard> no anger here 
01:00 <johninja> ahh
01:00 <xm> are you in the calendar selling industry
01:00 <Serenity> why is everyone so cranky today?
01:00 <Serenity> is the heat bothering peeps
01:00 <xm> watch out for the other months
01:00 <Picard> ^pilot^ keep living that fantasy lad
01:00 <johninja> it's all the sand
01:00 <^pilot^> Sarah, its only 25 degrees today
01:00 <^pilot^> rather cool
01:00 <Picard> xm yes
01:00 <^pilot^> Picard 
01:00 <Picard> i sell diaries
01:00 <^pilot^> Mate, you have no idea
01:00 <Serenity> not here its not
02:00 <Doodle> nope
02:00 <Doodle> worked
02:00 <spence> Drainer bro...
02:00 <spence> I gotta work on mine too...
02:00 <Doodle> its just another day when you're an old cunt
02:00 <xm> do they have pictures of horses on them?
02:00 <ooomp> Manu: "need a little more ooomph"
02:00 <Picard> 36 here :)
02:00 <xm> they dont come cheap
02:00 <^pilot^> 38??
02:00 <ooomp> <--- famous
02:00 <Serenity> something like that
02:00 <simba> dreamed i was a dream
02:00 <johninja> you know you are old when the temperature doesn't get as high as your age anymore
03:00 <spence> True
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Crookers - We Are Prostitutes.mp3 (6.4MB 128kbps Stereo 6:59)
03:00 <Saemon> tell that ti bastardly_one
03:00 <Saemon> that old cunt refuses to accept that his old
03:00 <Saemon> needs to know his place
03:00 <Picard> pity
03:00 <^pilot^> well it was nice here today :)
03:00 <^pilot^> nice cool breeze most of the day
03:00 <Serenity> LOL john
03:00 <Serenity> phew im not old yet
03:00 <Picard> been 42 here for days
03:00 <simba> do they have air conditioning in mildura yet
03:00 <Doodle> oh awesome johninja by that logic i'm not old yet
03:00 <xm> im moving to a country like the USA where they use Fahrenheit then to feel younger
03:00 <johninja> exactly
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Serenity> his
04:00 <Serenity> his old what
04:00 <Doodle> knob
04:00 <ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNine> salami
04:00 <[Maverick]> lol Saemon
04:00 <Doodle> i bet he has a prince albert
04:00 <Doodle> and would show you
04:00 <[Maverick]> bit rich coming from you 
04:00 <Serenity> oh dont
04:00 <Doodle> if you asked
04:00 <ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNine> i bet he has a vagina
04:00 <spence> 3.142 wanker
04:00 <Doodle> i bet he has legs
04:00 <ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNine> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> isnt that what picard does?
04:00 <^pilot^> wait 
04:00 <xm> lollllllllllll Waix was banned?
04:00 <Serenity> sells aircon? or is that just an irc rumour
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <Serenity> he got himself banned for repeating xm
04:00 <simba> chucky sells carpets or some shit, u might be getting ur irc retards mixed up
05:00 <Doodle> chewn
05:00 <spence> lol @ robocop
05:00 <Serenity> spence i know you're trolling. you have to be because if you knew what pi was used for it cant be changed because that would affect its function and there fore wouldnt exist. Please read a fucking book or go back to grade 6
05:00 <Serenity> seriously youre annoying me now
05:00 <Doodle> loves me a good pi
05:00 <ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNine> bootypi
05:00 <Doodle> hair pi
05:00 <Saemon> life of pi
05:00 <johninja> i'm not sure what to beleive, he doesn't let the truth get in the way of being angry online
05:00 <xm> chucky's ads on gumtree are hell embarrassing
05:00 <Serenity> no no chucky works for solomons
05:00 <Serenity> but i swear i heard picard sells aircon
05:00 <johninja> ahh yes, easy to confuse
05:00 <simba> oh yea solomons flooring
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <xm> bad grammar/spelling on every sentence
05:00 <simba> products made in england
05:00 <Serenity> comes from melbourne
05:00 <xm> the logo looks like it was done by a cert 0 multimedia tafe student high on drugs
05:00 <CannibalClown> mel bin
06:00 <Saemon> movie about an indian kid on a boat with a tiger
06:00 <ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNine> cherry pi
06:00 <Serenity> harry potter and the philosophers pi
06:00 <Saemon> pretty good mocie
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Saemon> movie
06:00 <Doodle> fu
06:00 <Immutable> Trolling is illegal in australia
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Warrant - Cherry Pie.mp3 (6.67MB 128kbps Stereo 7:17)
06:00 <Immutable> you FUCKS
06:00 <[Maverick]> Immutable fuck off.. 
06:00 <Serenity> pitanic
06:00 <British^Meat> crikey
06:00 <Saemon> im suprised ive never actually seen brokeback mountain
06:00 <Doodle> er
06:00 <spence> Lol immutable really?
06:00 <Saemon> considerign i am a fan of ledger and gyllanhal
06:00 <ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNine> you were in it
06:00 <Saemon> and ang lees work
06:00 <Serenity> he sounds like a magical little forrest creature
06:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
06:00 <simba> https://soundcloud.com/superveggie/chucky-tangles-everybody-knows
06:00 <CannibalClown> yous
06:00 <simba> 4 ur listeneing spleasureds
06:00 <johninja> Shadowgate seems back to his normal self
06:00 <Shadowgate> cannibalCLown makes me laugh
06:00 <johninja> this pleases me
06:00 <Shadowgate> john inja lol
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> hilarious
07:00 <Doodle> and gay sex
07:00 <Immutable> yeah it is brah
07:00 <[Maverick]> I am too high for this shit 
07:00 <doctor> we require some well needed blood shed in this channel to sooth the pented up passions a little. who's willing to be the scapegoat?
07:00 <British^Meat> Saemon, wanna come over and watch it together?
07:00 <Immutable> [Maverick], top gun is a bad movie
07:00 <Saemon> nah British^Meat
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone.mp3 (3.28MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:35)
07:00 <Saemon> i dont feel safe around u
07:00 <Serenity> Immutable you are bad and you should feel bad
07:00 <British^Meat> its ok
07:00 <Maurice> Can't ride a horse without legs
07:00 <British^Meat> you shame me
07:00 <Immutable> I do feel bad
07:00 <Saemon> i shame you British^Meat?
07:00 <Immutable> I need some sexual healing
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want a hot tug
07:00 <Immutable> COME HERE Nikky` !
07:00 <Saemon> what do u mean by that?
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing.mp3 (3.81MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:09)
07:00 <Doodle> i dont like this
07:00 <spence> Who was trolling immutable?
07:00 <Saemon> youve been saying that since last night
07:00 <xm> i wish people would focus more on music trolling than d0x stuff
07:00 <johninja> yeah that was a pretty cool mix
07:00 <Serenity> CannibalClown makes me ...
07:00 <Serenity> nvm
07:00 <CannibalClown> :}
07:00 <johninja> not very much?
08:00 <Serenity> Youb are you jar of gumby spoof
08:00 <Immutable> exactly spence 
08:00 <Nikky`> Why
08:00 <British^Meat> yup, u go on about how old school u are, how much of a south aussie u are, how more awesome than simba you are
08:00 <Maurice> It's ok, Doodle, just hold the hand of your preacher man
08:00 <Maurice> You'll be ok
08:00 <Doodle> LOL
08:00 <Doodle> GUMBY SPOOF
08:00 <Doodle> i dont have that song Maurice
08:00 <Saemon> British^Meat, and?
08:00 <Maurice> You do so
08:00 <Maurice> You fibber
08:00 <Doodle> do i
08:00 <British^Meat> r u actually in south australias most premier based irc chat room right now?
08:00 <Maurice> AND I'VE, NEVER BEEN TO MEEEE
08:00 <Doodle> what song is it give me a better clue fucken
08:00 <Doodle> OH
08:00 <Saemon> no because youve taken simba's side
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.mp3 (4.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:27)
08:00 <spence> Why'd u mention trolling was illegal man ?
08:00 <johninja> hard2please
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> hard2vagina
08:00 <johninja> wb bambi
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
09:00 <Saemon> he's influenced u to be against me
09:00 <Serenity> what other fucking song sings about holding hands with a preacher man
09:00 <Saemon> just like how he did with bastardly one
09:00 <Serenity> am dissapoint
09:00 <Maurice> Saemon, you've done that to yourself
09:00 <Doodle> um
09:00 <British^Meat> how/why is he against u
09:00 <Doodle> that son of a preacher man song
09:00 <Nikky`> brb
09:00 <Serenity> theres no hand holding there mate
09:00 <Doodle> HB NIKKYPOOS
09:00 <Serenity> m8
09:00 <British^Meat> and what makes u think simba or anyone else on here holds any straings over what i do and dont think?
09:00 <Doodle> well fu Serenity
09:00 <Doodle> fu
09:00 <Serenity> lolol
09:00 <Doodle> w8n to d8 a preacher m8
09:00 <Serenity> KLOL
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck im bored
10:00 <Serenity> i larf lyk dat khlol
10:00 <Serenity> dat sownd
10:00 <Saemon> i dunno British^Meat it seems like u are his lackey almost
10:00 <Doodle> kkkkkkkkkkkhlol iyiyiyiyi
10:00 <Doodle> allahu akbar etc
10:00 <Saemon> its not a good look man
10:00 <Saemon> u need to show simba whose boss
10:00 <British^Meat> +you shouldnt be afraid of simba
10:00 <Saemon> that he was no power over you
10:00 <spence> Lol British
10:00 <British^Meat> seems to me its YOU he has power over
10:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> this
10:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g 
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> xm tell us about your religion
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Carly Simon - You're So Vain (Jul 16, 2009) 4:42 - Category: Music - 5,736,665 views - 16,809 likes (97.6%), 416 dislikes (2.4%)
10:00 <CannibalClown> waix tell us about your ban
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMguKlazBg
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach (Sep 29, 2007) - Category: Music - 254,400 views - 761 likes (71.5%), 304 dislikes (28.5%)
10:00 <johninja> what did you do while you were banned?
10:00 <johninja> it always fascinates me
11:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> is
11:00 <Saemon> im attraced to him, yes
11:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> PIIIIIIIIII
11:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726
11:00 <Serenity> this isnt fucking sparta mate
11:00 <Serenity> chill out
11:00 <Saemon> if that gives him power over me then i guess he does
11:00 <spence> Lol saemon
11:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> everyone has power over you
11:00 <doctor> you just threw in a bunch on numbers, didn't you?
11:00 <British^Meat> i will inform him of this
11:00 <spence> 3.142
11:00 <doctor> that's cheeky
11:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> pick you up with your no legs cunt
11:00 <Serenity> thats actually legit
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> had a fap
11:00 <johninja> i see
11:00 <johninja> anything else?
11:00 <simba> anal cunt rules
11:00 <simba> Chris Barnes is a... faggot – you’re f**king gay
11:00 <simba> Chris Barnes is a... faggot – you’re a f**king faggot
11:00 <simba> Chris Barnes is a... faggot – your breath smells like cum
11:00 <simba> Chris Barnes is a... faggot – you like dicks up your ass
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> watered my lemon tree
11:00 <johninja> ooh
12:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> http://www.piday.org/million/
12:00 <ThreePoint14159265359> rounded to 1000000places
12:00 <doctor> i wish i could figure out all that
12:00 <doctor> wait, nah not really
12:00 <johninja> do you ever urinate on it?
12:00 <johninja> i hear it is good for them
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> not directly
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> u mix it with water
12:00 <johninja> ah
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> pure urine kills shit
13:00 <Serenity> spence doesnt understand why the number cannot be rounded
13:00 <Serenity> so theres no point arguing
13:00 <stebie> it can be rounded
13:00 <stebie> it's just not accurate
13:00 <spence> Fuck its windy as now...
13:00 <Nikky`> Back
13:00 <Serenity> well thats what i mean you pedantic fuck
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <stebie> and there's more than 3 decimal places
13:00 <stebie> :P
13:00 <doctor> 3
13:00 <Serenity> you can round whatever you like
13:00 <Serenity> it just wont serve its purpose anymore
13:00 <johninja> it didn't kill Kelevra
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> ah.. that was aids
13:00 <Kelevra> WaixYourLegs you're an uneducatwed fuck if you think nz has anything to do with asia
14:00 <spence> It's still 3.142
14:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
14:00 <Serenity> its actually not
14:00 <Doodle> shut up about pi
14:00 <Doodle> nerds
14:00 <stebie> like spence's input?
14:00 <Serenity> NO
14:00 <doctor> i agree with Doodle
14:00 <spence> Lol doodle
14:00 <Serenity> yes exactly stebs
14:00 <stebie> lol Serenity
14:00 <Doodle> yeeeee
14:00 <Serenity> go eat your fucking choc ripple cake
14:00 <doctor> i think we should go back to abusing each other
14:00 <Doodle> OMG
14:00 <Immutable> I fucking love sealab 2021
14:00 <Doodle> it was awes
14:00 <stebie> doctor, fuck that
14:00 <stebie> and fuck you
14:00 <stebie> D:
14:00 <Serenity> did you throw your face into it seductively
14:00 <doctor> :(
14:00 <stebie> btw hey doc o/
14:00 <Serenity> and then lick the cream off like a saucy bird
14:00 <spence> I agree doctor
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol.. last time i checked polynesians came from asia
14:00 <Kelevra> considering you said your wife was a teacher
14:00 <Kelevra> really
14:00 <Kelevra> last you checked?
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
14:00 <Kelevra> check again fuckhead.
15:00 <doctor> gday stebsteb ;}
15:00 <Doodle> yes sezz
15:00 <Doodle> yes i did
15:00 <Serenity> FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS
15:00 <Doodle> good lord
15:00 <Kynetic> oh
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> well they look the same
16:00 <Kynetic> i wish serenity would fuck me :(
16:00 <spence> thank god that dumbarse left
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
16:00 <spence> id fuck you kinetic
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> found out why fuel usagein my falcon is at 14L per 100
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <spence> kynetic
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> brakes are fuckin seized on
16:00 <Doodle> wb luvr
16:00 <spence> lol douche
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> all that matters
16:00 <Kelevra> you look like a fucking retard does that mean you are one?
16:00 <Kelevra> racist cunt.
17:00 <Kynetic> spence offerred to fuck me
17:00 <Kynetic> but i think id prefer SeZz
17:00 <SeZz> ty sexc
17:00 <doctor> all i wanted was a nice peaceful night in the tub with some nice soaps
17:00 <Serenity> i think id prefer me as well
17:00 <Serenity> i mean you..
17:00 <Serenity> what
17:00 <spence> I'll wash your back doctor
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats piratebay now
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought it was se
17:00 <Picard> fuck me turn your back for 5 minutes and more fuckheads arrive
17:00 <Serenity> http://thepiratebay.se/
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was your ass screaming FREE ME!
18:00 <Doodle> :o
18:00 <Serenity> spence
18:00 <Kynetic> no i think you would prefer you too
18:00 <spence> and your front lol
18:00 <Serenity> dont fucking abuse me after ive left either you cockless dickhead
18:00 <doctor> thank you spence, you might need a scourer though
18:00 <spence> Lmfao doctor
18:00 <spence> bit grimey?
18:00 <doctor> i haven't seen anything bellow my chin in quite some time
18:00 <Immutable> DONT SLAnDER MY MUM!
18:00 <spence> Thick cheese
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> it is
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> just use .org
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> and itll redirect
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh k
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> poretty sure austronesians are in asia hey
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. gooks n shit
19:00 <spence> lolz
19:00 <Serenity> why do i fuck them up. every fucking time.
19:00 <Immutable> it's ok honey
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Serenity> ty
19:00 <MadScientist> *06:19:46 PM* * Serenity cums
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> or lik
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> eindonesia
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> taiwan n shit
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> at any rate.. mauri are just new zealand abbos
20:00 <MadScientist> lol
20:00 <MadScientist> gunna need a bucket
20:00 <Doodle> from a front end loader?
20:00 <[Maverick]> <WaixYourLegs> brakes are fuckin seized on
20:00 <[Maverick]> your car wouldn
20:00 <[Maverick]> t 
20:00 <[Maverick]> be moving 
20:00 <[Maverick]> you dick. 
20:00 <Picard> maori**
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
21:00 <MadScientist> yeh doctor
21:00 <MadScientist> Doodle*
21:00 <MadScientist> damnit
21:00 <MadScientist> premeture tabulation
21:00 <Doodle> D:
21:00 <MadScientist> fuck this i cant even spell
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> Māori
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> smackhead
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> and mauri is a word
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> its there fucking orgasm shit
21:00 <Serenity> mauri povich
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> the shit that makes em elive
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> like that shit in avatar
22:00 <johninja> WaixYourLegs is Alan Jones irl
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck him
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> liberal voting cunt
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <johninja> he's more than a voter
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> well yeh
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes a cunt too
22:00 <johninja> nah he is like...a mouthpeice
23:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja
23:00 <[Maverick]> ninjaaa
23:00 <johninja> hello :D
23:00 <johninja> happy birthday for yesterday Nikkylicious
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> you mixing him up with abbott?
23:00 <Loof> downloading fifa world
23:00 <Loof> hope its good
23:00 <johninja> no
23:00 <brainz> fcukin porn stars
23:00 <brainz> lol
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1797564_658416890866364_1389234471_n.jpg
23:00 <brainz> all they do is fcuk peps over
23:00 <johninja> lel
23:00 <brainz> desperate peps
23:00 <johninja> i can't beleive joe hockey turned into such a tool
24:00 <Nikky`> Thank you hon xx
24:00 <johninja> what you get up too?
24:00 <johninja> work? ew
24:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, worked n gym
24:00 <johninja> at least get out somewhere for dinner?
24:00 <Nikky`> negatory
24:00 <johninja> i used to think he was ok
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
24:00 <johninja> the best of a bad bunch so to speal
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> GrainCorp
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> nuff said
26:00 <Picard> whats wrong with the liberals?
27:00 <Picard> u cunts wont like it when u have to work for the dole 
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> picard.. u have us wrong
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> we want work for the dole
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> gets u the lazy cunt out of bed
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Picard> not all of u
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> im retired, i couldnt give a fuck :P
29:00 <Picard> giddy up Serenity
29:00 <Excessive> right ........... so he's been with his turntable ........... his board is fcked
29:00 <Picard> cunts like johninja,simba and PandasDontDrive will be crying like little girls
29:00 <johninja> what are you angry about now andy?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably cause his dick is so small
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha!
29:00 <johninja> can't be good for his blood pressure
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> bahaha
29:00 <johninja> it is quite miniscule
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tiny Lister
30:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm
30:00 <Picard> Nikky` evening
30:00 <brainz> ahh nothing like icy ginger cordial
30:00 <Picard> im not angry, im laughing at u cunts having to work for the dole
30:00 <johninja> i have seen bigger dicks on tadpoles
30:00 <johninja> no andy, you are angry
30:00 <johninja> just admit it
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.startrek.com/article/scott-bakula-beams-to-ncis-spin-off
30:00 <johninja> ENRAGED
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate tadpoles its why i touch their miniscule willies
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say, dont tell, you'll get in trouble too
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> just like andypedo
31:00 <Nikky`> evening Picard
31:00 <spence> Hey brainz :D
31:00 <Picard> ginger cordial?
31:00 <Pieter> Sleepies soon xmoooon sleepers
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
31:00 <johninja> andy tells his wife he is talking to his friends on the internet
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u see the episode where Picard tried fucking riker
32:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie.. night night guys n dolls
32:00 <spence> Night sexy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> riker ditched him so Picard fucked his own brother instead
33:00 <spence> Love that bitch
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a shame he was forced to leave the Enterprise for mollesting quark's brother, exiled to earth, grew fat and now stalks young girls on the interwebs
33:00 <brainz> need some fcukin chocolate
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh how he wishes he touched up young Crusher.
33:00 <brainz> ive never understood what the interwebs are
33:00 <whencanibehappy> 28/f/syd
34:00 <spence> sup pilot 
34:00 <^pilot^> fark all 
34:00 <^pilot^> got work early tomorrow morning
34:00 <^pilot^> happy bday Doodle
34:00 <Pieter> I love lumeah
34:00 <^pilot^> you old bastard
34:00 <Pieter> :)
34:00 <brainz> when you get off chat and get a life
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <spence> Lumeah is with me man
35:00 <Pieter> Doubtful
35:00 <Doodle> cheers knackers
35:00 <Pieter> :)
35:00 <Pieter> I love you lumeah
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <couleurs> pics
35:00 <johninja> andy is Pming it right now
35:00 <lumeah> hi Snoopys_Gunship
35:00 <whencanibehappy> i have pic
36:00 <Pieter> *gone*
36:00 <spence> I love you pieter
36:00 <lumeah> thank you Pieter ! lol
36:00 <lumeah> lol
36:00 <Pieter> :/
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi lumeah
37:00 <Pieter> *gone* #2
37:00 <spence> Lumeah u said u loved me ??
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hall & Oates - Maneater.mp3 (7.86MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:34)
38:00 <^pilot^> rob
38:00 <^pilot^> windy day today
38:00 <^pilot^> 18 knots gusting to 30 
38:00 <spence> Is hitman any good ?
38:00 <Doodle> indeed
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 AB Logic - The Hitman.mp3 (3.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:03)
38:00 <Doodle> ?
38:00 <lumeah> lol im sorry spence :P lol 
38:00 <spence> Lol 
38:00 <Doodle> she's not
38:00 <spence> Just love me
38:00 <Picard> huh what am i doing?
39:00 <Doodle> in the butt
39:00 <brainz> hmmm
39:00 <spence> I owe u bday punches doodle
39:00 <johninja> "you need an internet loser in your life babeh?"
39:00 <spence> would you like them in the undies?
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> neg
39:00 <lumeah> no im not lol 
39:00 <lumeah> but you don't love me lol 
39:00 <brainz> whencanibehappy cn you please tell which one is your please: http://www.speedguide.net/ip/101.164.59 hehe
39:00 <brainz> save me from looking
39:00 <brainz> please hehe
40:00 <brainz> whats a internet loser
40:00 <lumeah> yeah ? 
40:00 <lumeah> lol
40:00 <johninja> have a look in the mirror brainz
40:00 <Doodle> ^^
40:00 <Doodle> everyone here
40:00 <Picard> im busy looking at Nikky` on cam
40:00 <brainz> right
40:00 <johninja> i doubt she would have anything to do with you andy
40:00 <Picard> :P
40:00 <Nikky`> yeah right.. i've never been on 'cam'
41:00 <spence> Brainz is a cool internet loser
41:00 <brainz> ill ask again "whats a internet loser?"
41:00 <Excessive> slah clear
41:00 <johninja> brainz is in denial
41:00 <Excessive> slash clear even
41:00 <spence> 3.142
41:00 <brainz> nahh i think im doing ok
41:00 <lumeah> i was going to say everyone here lol 
41:00 <brainz> concidering
41:00 <spence> S
41:00 <brainz> place to live
41:00 <johninja> she likes younger men with peninses larger than lipstick container
41:00 <johninja> so i hear
41:00 <Nikky`> haha
41:00 <Nikky`> So I know ;o)
41:00 <Picard> so you are not chance johninja
41:00 <Picard> -t
41:00 <Nikky`> oooh he is in with a great chance ;o)
42:00 <brainz> 70K + Job
42:00 <johninja> ahh yes
42:00 <brainz> money in the bank
42:00 <Excessive> hey I learnt a lot on line lol
42:00 <johninja> still chats on irc
42:00 <brainz> all the stuff that i need
42:00 <Immutable> I fucking abs still hurt from last week
42:00 <Picard> u like drug fucked losers?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lipstick dick
43:00 <brainz> so its not to bad
43:00 <Immutable> I really went hard on that ab crushing machine
43:00 <internet_loser> internet is a gift from god
43:00 <lumeah> works good?
43:00 <johninja> if jesus was around today we could just report him on facebook
43:00 <Immutable> heh yah
43:00 <internet_loser> brainz don't explain yourself to retards mate
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the line
43:00 <johninja> yeh no need to explain yourself to spence
43:00 <^pilot^> hey josh 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey dude long time
43:00 <brainz> fcuk encryption
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r ya
43:00 <brainz> lol
43:00 <^pilot^> yeah good mate
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit
43:00 <^pilot^> im in your neck of the woods atm man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit?
43:00 <^pilot^> seriously
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> its not even festival time yet!
43:00 <^pilot^> oh but it can be :D
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol true
44:00 <Immutable> it's like equivalent to 4 hours of missionary sex
44:00 <internet_loser> not worth it man
44:00 <couleurs> i'm a gift from god
44:00 <internet_loser> the cunts a tool
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> we should create an app and put it on the line for people
44:00 <johninja> couleurs is a dyslexic gift from dog
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> zavod 311
44:00 <lumeah> lol
44:00 <johninja> gode
44:00 <johninja> wow 
44:00 <internet_loser> ninjA is a gift from my arsehole 
45:00 <johninja> looks like spence is upset
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.wtfvideoz.net/cannibal.html
45:00 <johninja> my work here is done
45:00 <internet_loser> Lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> cannibalism on chinese subway
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> or as its known in china
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fast food
46:00 <internet_loser> Lol
46:00 <internet_loser> lol
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> winning
46:00 <brainz> spence only really needs to help himself
46:00 <johninja> dinner~
47:00 <brainz> thats all
47:00 <johninja> way to stab your mate in the back
47:00 <Immutable> lol
47:00 <Immutable> ....
48:00 <Immutable> sighs
48:00 <Nikky`> I haven't done ice skating in years n years
48:00 <Nikky`> be fun
48:00 <^pilot^> :D
48:00 <^pilot^> aot ?
48:00 <Serenity> how rude
48:00 <^pilot^> hey.... im not the one who went ass over tit into a tree
48:00 <^pilot^> :P
48:00 <Serenity> im like a ballerina
48:00 <Serenity> weee
49:00 <johninja> NAOMI Campbell is so difficult to work with that this Russian cover girl says she is still recovering under psychiatric care.
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <^pilot^> ......
49:00 <Nikky`> Angelina Ballerina, is that is?
49:00 <^pilot^> LOL
49:00 <^pilot^> Sarah 
49:00 <^pilot^> LOLOLOL
49:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
49:00 <Serenity> uncanny
50:00 <johninja> bbl
50:00 <brainz> last vegas movie --> Only a feel good movie
50:00 <brainz> downloaded it a few weeks ago
51:00 <Ben> Evening
51:00 <^pilot^> morning
52:00 <Ben> hey ^pilot^, whats happening?
53:00 <^pilot^> not too much mate
53:00 <^pilot^> yourself ?
53:00 <Ben> About the same really
53:00 <^pilot^> brb
53:00 <^pilot^> smoko
54:00 <Ben> Being oldschool and burning mp3's to CD as my phone is in for repairs
54:00 <Ben> And the loan phone I've got is shit..
54:00 <^pilot^> ....
54:00 <Ben> Gotta have music in the car
54:00 <^pilot^> i feel for ya mate
54:00 <^pilot^> i really do 
54:00 <Ben> lol
54:00 <Ben> Well I have a Samsung Galaxy S3, but they've given me a Nokia Lumia 820 and its shit
54:00 <^pilot^> i went n bought a kenwood bluetooth head unit from JB's in sunshine
55:00 <lumeah> hi ^pilot^
55:00 <^pilot^> 140 bucks 
55:00 <Ben> cool
55:00 <^pilot^> dude
55:00 <^pilot^> upgrade to the s4
55:00 <^pilot^> seriously
55:00 <Ben> I wish
55:00 <Ben> Its a work phone :(
55:00 <Ben> I get what I'm given
55:00 <^pilot^> the battery life is triple what the s3 has
55:00 <Ben> I want the S4 mini actually
55:00 <^pilot^> no you dont
55:00 <^pilot^> .......
55:00 <Ben> Why not?
55:00 <^pilot^> if anything 
55:00 <^pilot^> the note 2 
55:00 <^pilot^> i tried the mini
55:00 <Ben> Too big bro
55:00 <^pilot^> gets too hot
55:00 <Ben> Really?
55:00 <^pilot^> and battery lasts fk all 
55:00 <^pilot^> yeah 
55:00 <Ben> This Nokia gets really hot too
56:00 <Immutable> hi ^pilot^ !
56:00 <Immutable> talk to us pilot!
56:00 <druidess> say hi pilot ffs
56:00 <Ben> And the battery life is crap
56:00 <^pilot^> look
56:00 <^pilot^> the 820's not a bad unit 
56:00 <Ben> Biggest load of shit I've ever used
56:00 <Serenity> i have the s4
56:00 <Serenity> its bat worthy
56:00 <Serenity> unf
56:00 <^pilot^> but you would have been better with the HTC
56:00 <^pilot^> i know what the palm out
56:00 <Ben> I use a 3rd party piece of software called juice defender
56:00 <Ben> Which has some saving grace on my s3
56:00 <^pilot^> Sarah, i has the window'd screen cover thingie 
56:00 <Ben> On a bad day its flat by 7pm
56:00 <^pilot^> dude, juice defender has NOTHING on the s4
57:00 <^pilot^> my s3 lasted i shit you not
57:00 <^pilot^> 2 hours
57:00 <^pilot^> from full to dead empty
57:00 <Ben> But thats after about 3 hours of continous calls
57:00 <Serenity> i never got the s3
57:00 <^pilot^> 100% to 0%
57:00 <Serenity> i went from s2 to s4
57:00 <Ben> The s4 is far superior to the s3
57:00 <^pilot^> the S4 now lasts me 2 days
57:00 <Ben> but again, work pays for my phone
57:00 <^pilot^> plus i have the battery pack 
57:00 <Ben> so I don't get a choice
57:00 <^pilot^> which pushes it further
57:00 <Ben> ohh um I got one of those for my gf
57:00 <Ben> I got her a mophie case
58:00 <Ben> Shes like a pig in shit now.. absolutely loves it
58:00 <^pilot^> well i got this for mine 
58:00 <whencanibehappy> anyone got a gameboy for sale?
58:00 <Ben> Sure it was $99, but worth it cuz she uses the phone alot
58:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt mind one of those covers
59:00 <Immutable> he doesn't like us
59:00 <Immutable> he's a RACIST FUCK
59:00 <Ben> http://www.mophie.com/shop/samsung-devices
00:00 <brainz> what to watch
00:00 <Immutable> sealab 2021
00:00 <^pilot^> what... the one i linked you to sarah ?
00:00 <Ben> Mophie are good.. there are alternatives, but I don't know much about them
00:00 <^pilot^> http://www.mobilezap.com.au/38371-genuine-samsung-galaxy-s4-s-view-premium-cover-case---black.htm <-- this is the one i have Ben
01:00 <Immutable> druidess, boobs
01:00 <Immutable> lumeah's hot butt
01:00 <Immutable> pick one
01:00 <Student> both 
01:00 <Serenity> nah the one ben said
01:00 <Ben> Oh yeah.. I've seen those before
01:00 <Ben> I prefer Mophie, but thats just a personal thing
02:00 <brainz> wants*
02:00 <Ben> I find the S3 to be a bit big
02:00 <Ben> I need something thats slimmer, but I don't want an iphone
02:00 <Ben> I was tempted to ask for a HTC One Mini or whatever its called
02:00 <Serenity> iphones are fatter anyway
02:00 <Serenity> just shorter
03:00 <[nv]> hello noobs.
03:00 <Student> hi dick head
03:00 <Ben> From memory, the S4 mini and the iphone 5/5s are very closely matched in terms of physical size
04:00 <[nv]> haha
04:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
04:00 <^pilot^> do you want my old screen case thingie 
04:00 <^pilot^> i just found the new one i want :D
04:00 <Serenity> hhaha
04:00 <whencanibehappy> i have waterproof headphones for sale
04:00 <Serenity> im good
05:00 <Ben> My boss has the iphone 5
05:00 <brainz> iphone 6
05:00 <Ben> But when it comes to renewal who knows what we'll get
05:00 <whencanibehappy> i have waterproof headphones for sale
05:00 <simba> go away chris
05:00 <whencanibehappy> 28/f/syd
06:00 <[nv]> gee.. It's fuckin' talkative in here isn't it..
06:00 <Student> geee, yah ;)
06:00 <johninja> why is chris pretending to be a chick?
06:00 <Ben> I don't like the Windows mobiles
06:00 <simba> because he got a blowdart to the face from his retarded friend
06:00 <Ben> Now that I've used one for a couple of weeks..
06:00 <johninja> perhaps he is starting to come out of the closet
06:00 <johninja> he would look better as a woman i think
07:00 <Student> people in here does not believe in talking , they beleive in practical 
07:00 <Student> so you can guess where they are !!!
07:00 <[nv]> idling..
07:00 <johninja> do you have any dresses chris?
07:00 <johninja> i'll take you on a date
07:00 <Ben> hahaha
07:00 <johninja> just try not to make it TOO obvious ok
07:00 <Ben> I need to rebuild my work laptop..
07:00 <whencanibehappy> 28/f/syd
08:00 <Student> well 
08:00 <Ben> Ever since I upgraded from Win 8 to Win 8.1 its been running like a bucket of shit
08:00 <Ben> I didn't do a clean install which is probably my downfall
08:00 <simba> go back to win 7
08:00 <simba> its the right thing to do
08:00 <Ben> nah
08:00 <Ben> Too slow
08:00 <johninja> nah
08:00 <johninja> win 7 is heaps better man
08:00 <johninja> 8 is a downgrade
08:00 <simba> 4 what
09:00 <Ben> I find win 8 to be a bit snappier
09:00 <Ben> More so when flicking through the various consoles n shit that I use
09:00 <Ben> I run a Win 7 VM on my machine if something doesn't work properly
09:00 <simba> u roik
09:00 <simba> u rok
09:00 <Ben> Its usually something Java related that breaks on 8.1
09:00 <johninja> why so many consoles?
10:00 <Nikky`> Aaah nerd speak. love it
10:00 <Ben> I use stuff to admin AD, Citrix Farms, Citrix XenServer, three SAN's, blah blah blah
10:00 <Ben> All open at once
10:00 <johninja> i see
10:00 <Ben> geek shit..
11:00 <lumeah> do i have a hot but?
11:00 <lumeah> not all thats hot ;)
11:00 <Immutable> yeah
11:00 <Student> according to lumeah, yes 
11:00 <Ben> The bad part is if I need to shutdown in a hurry it takes me 10 minutes to close everything etc
11:00 <johninja> (i have no idea what you are talking about but i will pretend so Nikky` is impressed)
11:00 <Ben> haha
11:00 <Ben> I'm often RDP'd onto at least half a dozen servers at a time
12:00 <Student> may be you have butt fever , that is why hot butt, nothing seroius really lumeah ;P
12:00 <lumeah> lol ok 
12:00 <lumeah> but i do
12:00 <lumeah> lo
12:00 <lumeah> LO
12:00 <Student> you do 
12:00 <Student> well good for you 
12:00 <lumeah> :p
12:00 <Student> :)
12:00 <Ben> Or..
12:00 <johninja> woops
12:00 <Ben> I could just hold down the power button
12:00 <johninja> drinz
12:00 <johninja> i think the beers are working
12:00 <Ben> BUT thats just lazy
12:00 <Ben> haha
12:00 <^pilot^> hence
12:00 <^pilot^> it ends all tasks
12:00 <^pilot^> in a hurry
12:00 <Ben> I wouldn't mind putting that sledge hammer to other uses at work
12:00 <^pilot^> womens
12:00 <johninja> lol not sure holding down the powerbutton is great for the machine
12:00 <^pilot^> managers
12:00 <^pilot^> womens managers ?
12:00 <Nikky`> working you say? let me know when they have really worked
13:00 <lumeah> there all tired from the massive arguments they where haveing previously this evening 
13:00 <Ben> johninja : haha.. its not. Its the worst thing you can do :P
13:00 <^pilot^> SD nicky
13:00 <Ben> Thank fuck I have an SSD
13:00 <Ben> Shame the laptop can't have more than one HDD
13:00 <johninja> yeh i have to hit the 'reset' button sometimes
13:00 <Ben> I would use a regular SATA drive for storage
13:00 <johninja> this comp freezes 
13:00 <Ben> My home laptop does that
14:00 <lumeah> welcome frayedknot
14:00 <brainz> ohh no not a troll attack
14:00 <brainz> lol
14:00 <johninja> need to fix it but i cbf
14:00 <Ben> But thats more likey because its old
14:00 <Ben> I've had it since 2009
14:00 <^pilot^> Benny boy
14:00 <^pilot^> Question
14:00 <johninja> wanted to remame like 200+GB of music and i still havn't got around to it
14:00 <Ben> Yo
14:00 <johninja> did half 
14:00 <johninja> took like 2 weeks
14:00 <^pilot^> I got an option right now 
14:00 <^pilot^> GTX780 or GTX780ti 
14:00 <^pilot^> mind you the standard GTX780 is this
14:00 <Ben> What are they exactly?
15:00 <lumeah> whats a troll attack ? not a person i hope :P
15:00 <brainz> do you know what a troll is
15:00 <Excessive> shash yah butt lumeah
15:00 <johninja> sounds like graphics cards
15:00 <johninja> just but the one with extra letters
15:00 <Nikky`> It sounds like *wooosh*
16:00 <lumeah> i can guess in derogatory terms 
16:00 <lumeah> no 
16:00 <brainz> well that too
16:00 <brainz> but trolls on the internet tend to want to bring the best out of people
16:00 <^pilot^> Very observant there john
16:00 <^pilot^> yes
16:00 <^pilot^> they are indeed vid cards
17:00 <brainz> they attack until they find a weakness
17:00 <brainz> and then they use that weakness as a exploit
17:00 <lumeah> ahh ok 
17:00 <^pilot^> both around the 800 buck mark
18:00 <brainz> to attack you
18:00 <lumeah> well that was happing before. lol
18:00 <lumeah> yes a troll attack lol 
18:00 <brainz> ok i thought so
18:00 <johninja> POLICE investigating the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman have made four arrests, as a disturbing picture emerges of his last score. The Oscar-winning actor was seen taking out thousands of dollars from an ATM to buy heroin.
18:00 <johninja> thats just fucked
18:00 <johninja> how many junkies die everyday
18:00 <johninja> and the cops really couldn't care less
19:00 <lumeah> i can't be fucked with that 
19:00 <brainz> yeah probably not
19:00 <brainz> its easy to handle
19:00 <brainz> but
19:00 <johninja> minute its someone famous they go hunting dealers
20:00 <brainz> just remember this is the internet and the troll you dont know and the roll does not know you
20:00 <brainz> so nothing can be personal
20:00 <lumeah> true true
20:00 <brainz> and actually
20:00 <Nikky`> true
20:00 <Nikky`> so very true
21:00 <brainz> best way to handle a troll is /ignore nick
21:00 <lumeah> yeah i just wan't here lol 
21:00 <lumeah> found something better to do lol
21:00 <brainz> but a more experienced troll will start exploiting others to get at you
21:00 <brainz> regardless of the ignore
21:00 <Picard> pity u dont die
21:00 <johninja> wow
21:00 <johninja> so mad
21:00 <^pilot^> Picard 
21:00 <^pilot^> go fuck a goat
21:00 <johninja> it eats you up inside
21:00 <Picard> why is everyone who doesnt like or agree with u angry??
22:00 <lumeah> true true 
22:00 <lumeah> well some of them have there fun huh? 
22:00 <lumeah> horrid that some people do this in real life aswell :P 
22:00 <Excessive> we make our own happiness
22:00 <^pilot^> even forrest gump thinks you're weird
22:00 <johninja> you are the one wishing death on people on the internet
22:00 <johninja> seems like something someone angry would do
22:00 <johninja> if it waddles and quacks its a fuckign duck
22:00 <^pilot^> "My momma always told me "You gotta be care of them wierdos, now ya'hear"
22:00 <Picard> only the low drug fucked cunts
23:00 <brainz> i think its because they think that anyone on the internet like aspecially on chat doesnt matter
23:00 <brainz> it doesnt effect there real personal life
23:00 <lumeah> yeah fuck with others heads lol 
23:00 <lumeah> true
23:00 <lumeah> well some do it in real life 
23:00 <brainz> so they dig in
23:00 <brainz> yeah
23:00 <brainz> each to there own
23:00 <johninja> did someone who smoked weed bang your wife or something?
23:00 <johninja> don't be mad dude
23:00 <johninja> be happy somoeone sexually satisfied her for once in her life
23:00 <johninja> she deserves that at least for putting up with you
24:00 <brainz> but most like to be anonynous while they atack
24:00 <brainz> attack
24:00 <lumeah> how sad for them
24:00 <brainz> because in there mond its a virtual personality
24:00 <brainz> mind*
25:00 <lumeah> yeah
25:00 <Excessive> there ............ is "over there" and ........ their is ......... "it's like their thing"
25:00 <brainz> yep sad peps
25:00 <brainz> their
25:00 <brainz> lol
25:00 <Serenity> hate and anger are poison for the soul
25:00 <Picard> :)
26:00 <brainz> hahaha
26:00 <brainz> another good way to 
26:00 <brainz> kill a troll
26:00 <brainz> is not to respond
26:00 <brainz> they hate it
26:00 <brainz> lol
26:00 <^pilot^> internet is for porn 
26:00 <^pilot^> Internet is for porn 
26:00 <johninja> can we have a normal converstation without you getting angry please andy?
26:00 <Nikky`> internet is for stalking
26:00 <^pilot^> Why you think the net was born????? Pornnn Porrnnnnn Pornnnnnnnnnnn
27:00 <johninja> or will i just wait until you go to bed
27:00 <johninja> can't be that long
27:00 <couleurs> u r all shit n i am da best
27:00 <Nikky`> true couleurs..I wish I was like you :o(
27:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!!!!
28:00 <Picard> the english language is so fucked up Excessive
28:00 <Picard> there,their,know,know,now etc etc etc
28:00 <brainz> this isnt the english language its the internet
28:00 <Excessive> or lol Picard, I'mma wog and I have it better with the English that some aussies
28:00 <brainz> lol
28:00 <Excessive> -or
28:00 <couleurs> :o
28:00 <johninja> i wish i was special
28:00 <johninja> so vewy special
28:00 <Nikky`> I am
28:00 <Serenity> lets talk about boobs
28:00 <Nikky`> my mum tells me
28:00 <Serenity> no one can be mad when theres boobsd involved
28:00 <Picard> the conversation is always normal when u are not here, its drug fucked cunts like you who mess this place up
28:00 <johninja> let it go man
28:00 <johninja> we can't even have a conversation about having a conversation without you getting upset
29:00 <Serenity> its like
29:00 <Serenity> convoception
29:00 <Picard> :)
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Radiohead - Creep (Jul 18, 2008) 3:57 - Category: Music - 50,736,884 views - 227,065 likes (98.2%), 4,208 dislikes (1.8%)
30:00 <BlackDevil> or
30:00 <Excessive> like B1-not-here always typin could of instead of could've
30:00 <Excessive> and he's an aussie right
31:00 <Excessive> and calls himself a writer
31:00 <Excessive> but ye .............
31:00 <doctor> yeh fuk the england
31:00 <Picard> you`re like some stalker or some shit, soon as i join u have to start shit
32:00 <brainz> hehe either way i couldn't gove a fcuk
32:00 <brainz> lol
32:00 <brainz> give*
32:00 <johninja> just let it go awolf
32:00 <Ben> haha... convoception.. I like that
32:00 <Ben> haha
32:00 <johninja> nobody is trying to get you
32:00 <johninja> it must be close to your betime
32:00 <Ben> So.. my gf walks in and goes.. you realise its going to be your first fathers day this year? Then goes on to say she should get a mothers day present. So I'm like, its mothers day, not mothers-to-be-day 
32:00 <johninja> 10:30 in mildura
33:00 <Ben> She pisses herself laughing and walks off
33:00 <Ben> Funny girl..
33:00 <Picard> lol Ben
34:00 <Excessive> anyways, back to wat I wanted to type earlier abt not responding ........... one could respond with an ultimatum .......... as in .......... "I'm not sure wat the issue is, but I'll choose to look past ur comments from now on"
34:00 <Picard> tell her she isnt your mother so she gets fuck all
34:00 <Ben> haha
34:00 <johninja> charming
34:00 <Picard> ben its the truth
34:00 <Ben> No.. I'll end up divorced before we even get married
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> grow some balls :P
35:00 <couleurs> i'm a good righter 2
35:00 <Ben> I had arancini balls for lunch today.. but I'm not certain that counts
35:00 <Picard> no
36:00 <doctor> we've all written enough to own several novels
36:00 <doctor> just copy your logs
36:00 <couleurs> GiGGLe
36:00 <Student> hey doctor :) 
36:00 <doctor> good evening Student
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fly me to the moon and let me eat potatoooe
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> potatoe is good for you with its friend tomatooo
36:00 <Ben> http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/council-workers-sacked-for-taking-smoko-at-surfers-paradise-pie-shop/story-fnkgbb6w-1226818644325
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> show us porn fucker
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
37:00 <Student> good evening, whatz up?
37:00 <doctor> I just had KFC and now I'm regretting it
37:00 <Student> ohhhh , sound like fun 
37:00 <Student> ;)
37:00 <Student> oh you said regretting it 
37:00 <Student> is it out yet? i.e. kfc?
38:00 <doctor> Not untill tomorrow morning
38:00 <doctor> I suppose I could force it all out but it'll just make a mess
38:00 <Student> man 
38:00 <Student> you are just making it sound like hell 
38:00 <doctor> lol
38:00 <Student> and that is not good, perhaps you are getting fat ;)
39:00 <doctor> If I were getting fat I'd probably enjoy it more
39:00 <Picard> no
40:00 <Student> not really 
40:00 <Student> you have to learn a lot about human body doctor ;)
40:00 <Excessive> u're a tube!
40:00 <doctor> Nah forget it, the body been nothing but a headache for me
40:00 <johninja> finally
41:00 <doctor> If I could, I'd do away with it, but my mind doesn't exist on its own
41:00 <Excessive> from ur mouth to u ringhole, u're a tube!
41:00 <Student> get rid of the body , be immortal 
41:00 <Student> or may be get along with the body and be human ;)
41:00 <Excessive> ur*
41:00 <doctor> news.com.au is cancer
41:00 <Nikky`> So is your face
41:00 <doctor> please do not get your news from that site
41:00 <Nikky`> Like a tassie devil
41:00 <doctor> there's some uneasy growths on my face yes
41:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG4NP8bldJg 
42:00 <Immutable> I'm so bored
42:00 <Excessive> that's wat they teach u in anatomy when u first start off ........... so initially u're like a worm, a tube ........... later u grow the rest
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Babylon zoo - Spaceman (Extended, HQ) (May 5, 2009) 5:43 - Category: Music - 6,127 views - 36 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Ben> Why do the prepaid phones available have to be so shit compared to the phones available on a plan?
42:00 <doctor> but assure you, they're not malignant
42:00 <Ben> I really don't want to spend $500 for a new phone
42:00 <johninja> i had a dream last night i was flying 
42:00 <Ben> And I don't want to re-sign a contract
42:00 <johninja> it was so great
43:00 <Student> is this channel for bored people?
43:00 <Student> i do not think 
43:00 <johninja> i was pretending to be a vampire for some reason
43:00 <Nikky`> I had those dreams. when I was younger
43:00 <doctor> i'm not sure
43:00 <johninja> hehe
43:00 <doctor> i don't have a phone anymore
43:00 <Nikky`> I still have nightmares about ghosts outside my window
43:00 <Ben> johninja : Did you watch The Boy who could Fly by any chance?
43:00 <Ben> lol
43:00 <johninja> lol no
43:00 <doctor> they're just me Nikky`
43:00 <Nikky`> Nooo this is old house when I was a kid
43:00 <Nikky`> that did have a ghost
44:00 <doctor> oh, well i can't explain that
44:00 <Ben> I used to have the same dream every couple of nights when I was a kid
44:00 <johninja> wow i have never seen a ghost, I have had ghostly experiences but that is just from being really drunk
44:00 <Ben> It was exactly the same each time
44:00 <Nikky`> lol
44:00 <Ben> But turned into a nightmare
44:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I have had a few..scary stuff
44:00 <Ben> It was wierd
44:00 <Ben> And I can still remember the details
45:00 <Student> quite a few regulars are missing 
45:00 <Serenity> because you are here talking utter shit
45:00 <Student> no shit 
45:00 <Student> are you raging?
45:00 <Student> :)
45:00 <Nikky`> When I get nightmares now I have to sleep with my lamp on
45:00 <Nikky`> Only time I wish I lived with someone haha
45:00 <Ben> I was probably 5 or 6 at the time and I'm 34 now
45:00 <Ben> And can still remember
45:00 <Ben> My mum thinks I might have been having a seizure at the time
45:00 <Ben> Which is why its so vivid
45:00 <Ben> Which makes sense
46:00 <Student> hello Zade, nice to see ya 
46:00 <Student> Q{ where are you baby? it is long since we talked 
46:00 <Student> best wishes from my side never the less
46:00 <Student> be happy 
46:00 <MadScientist> fuck you student
46:00 <doctor> i only see demons, ghosts i've never encountered
46:00 <Ben> I gotta get to bed
46:00 <Ben> Night all..
46:00 <johninja> nn
46:00 <doctor> nini
46:00 <Nikky`> Night Ben
46:00 <Nikky`> I should try and sleep
47:00 <doctor> We're hoping they'll all come back some day in the future, where we will all reminisce on the history of austnet just before disappearing into the empty void of failed dreams
47:00 <Nikky`> Not overly tired 
48:00 <johninja> i'm going to drink myself to sleep
48:00 <johninja> another 2 bears should do it
48:00 <Nikky`> 1 beer
48:00 <Nikky`> you will thank me later
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <johninja> when i'm lying awake in bed trying to sleep
48:00 <Nikky`> Yes
48:00 <johninja> "yeah thanks a lot Nikky`"
48:00 <Nikky`> I will read you a bedtime story
48:00 <Nikky`> all good
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> it better not be possum magic again
49:00 <johninja> so over that book
49:00 <Nikky`> haha no
49:00 <Nikky`> Once upon a time there lived an angry bear called Andy
49:00 <johninja> pedobear
49:00 <Nikky`> haha
49:00 <johninja> this is a scary story
49:00 <johninja> :(
49:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <johninja> Justice Philippides said the ``huge'' quantity of drugs imported had the ``potential to inflict misery and addition in enormous quantities''.
52:00 <johninja> ..addition
52:00 <Nikky`> Aaah that was Sherlock back n done with
54:00 <Serenity> no ones raging student you incompetant fool
54:00 <Immutable> :P
55:00 <Excessive> Serenity, wat do u make/think of this? .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZHUzHbFkJs
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANGEL SUPERHUMAN Teleportation caught on CCTV in China? (Sep 18, 2012) 2:24 - Category: Entertainment - 2,569,649 views - 9,150 likes (89.9%), 1,031 dislikes (10.1%)
55:00 <Serenity> what about the other one
55:00 <johninja> wb vanilla
55:00 <vanilla> thanks johninja
55:00 <couleurs> np
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> w00t
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> rear view mirrors finished!
56:00 <Serenity> Excessive im gonna be honest with you. Im honestly not going to click that link based entirely on its name alone
56:00 <Excessive> same vid has other names too
56:00 <couleurs> pics
57:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfZmR2w_uf0
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANGELS at work Enhanced Caught on CCTV Camera (Sep 19, 2012) 6:34 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 2,522,032 views - 8,582 likes (92.1%), 739 dislikes (7.9%)
57:00 <lumeah> i need a hit sqaud for sexguy123 he wont' leve someone alone
57:00 <Excessive> that's the same vid
57:00 <milk> I got a bit of sun in the pool today
57:00 <Nikky`> I love pics
58:00 <Serenity> ok well 'angels' 'CCTV' etc.
58:00 <Serenity> its crap
58:00 <Serenity> i dont even have to see it to know its crap
58:00 <johninja> pics are ok i guess
58:00 <Nikky`> I love other ppls pics
58:00 <Nikky`> not my own
58:00 <johninja> i'm ok with both
59:00 <Immutable> yeah Serenity I don't know I'd have to consult the angelic prince of kissies to understand the order of the kissies
59:00 <BlackDevil> the word enhanced
59:00 <BlackDevil> lol
59:00 <johninja> although i delete the bad ones
59:00 <johninja> so i give myself a somewhat flasified image of me
59:00 <Nikky`> Same..take so many to end up with one i'm ok to show ppl
59:00 <johninja> yeah
00:00 <BlackDevil> meats shoppped
00:00 <BlackDevil> means
00:00 <Serenity> ^
00:00 <Excessive> well I wanted to know wether one thinks it's possible or not (after watchin it) ....... to me it's possible with the technology of today ....... and also the transmitter that they'd be using to do wat's in the vid ........ is some fckn good thing
00:00 <Serenity> i dont believe in angels so im not the best person to be asking
00:00 <BlackDevil> oh yea
00:00 <BlackDevil> that is fake
00:00 <BlackDevil> seen it
00:00 <Nikky`> I prefer strawberry
00:00 <Nikky`> then chocolate
00:00 <Nikky`> then vanilla
01:00 <Immutable> pretty sure angels don't go around saving fat asians
01:00 <Immutable> just saying
01:00 <Excessive> so yeah is it fake by using watever editing app or actually possible?
01:00 <BlackDevil> I am sure everyone knows by now that this was an ad for a video game right? no, ok now you all know. :) look it up.﻿
01:00 <johninja> you can have the chocolate
01:00 <peace> i prefer silence
01:00 <johninja> i liek strawberry too
01:00 <peace> shut up
01:00 <johninja> but i don't like the chocolate
01:00 <johninja> we can share the vanilla
01:00 <johninja> or just give it to couleurs
01:00 <couleurs> thank u
01:00 <johninja> he seems like someone who would like vanilla
01:00 <Nikky`> yeah couleurs can have the chocolate
01:00 <johninja> not very adventurous
01:00 <johninja> oh ok
02:00 <Serenity> yes its fake
02:00 <johninja> yeh just give him the chocolate too
02:00 <johninja> then when he gets fat we will make fun of him
02:00 <Nikky`> we will share strawberry n vanilla
02:00 <Nikky`> I already do
02:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa so i can't really chat rite now ok
03:00 <Excessive> I had a brief talk abt it a lil while back in another chan and B1-not-here reckons it's real .......... hence my comment abt the transmitter
03:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oood4gGFasc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The TRUTH About the Teleporting Girl Caught on Surveillance (Sep 19, 2012) 1:04 - Category: Science and Technology - 982,474 views - 1,260 likes (70.9%), 517 dislikes (29.1%)
03:00 <Serenity> explains everything
03:00 <Nikky`> No, its not ok
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wonder if that would work in a brothel
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> you blow ur load
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> after a bj
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> "yeah.. that wasnt as good as i thought.. think i need some money back"
04:00 <Excessive> ye seen that .......... that's abt the game
05:00 <Serenity> yes it explains the 'angel' videos
05:00 <Excessive> my initial thought when I first saw it was the same as in it's an edited/special fx vid
05:00 <johninja> do they even give bj's in brothels?
05:00 <johninja> you would have to wear a condom yeh?
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
05:00 <johninja> wouldn't be much point
06:00 <Serenity> you should check out the john safran exorcism vid
06:00 <Serenity> now thats something genuinely interesting
06:00 <Excessive> ok I'll note it down
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> well.. the same % of feeling loss would be the same as a cunt
06:00 <Nikky`> yes there is..she doesn't have to swallow and pretend to like it
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> the condoms properties havent changed
06:00 <Nikky`> derr
06:00 <johninja> i accidently went into a strip club once which happened to be a brothel
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
06:00 <johninja> just wanted a drink and boobs
06:00 <Serenity> i wanna go to a titty bar one night
07:00 <Excessive> so anyways, back a bit, B1-not-here swears on that vid bein real
07:00 <Serenity> well it aint
07:00 <johninja> this ugly asian chick wanted me to pay to have sex with her
07:00 <johninja> i made my excuses and left
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> u shoulda said u were a hooker too
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Serenity> i wonder if its socially acceptable to go to titty bars with your husband
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> then u woulda swapped $50s
07:00 <Serenity> probs not
07:00 <johninja> who pays who?
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> and the universe woulda caved in on itself
07:00 <johninja> i think the girls actually like that sezz
07:00 <johninja> i have read some articles...
07:00 <Serenity> oh?
08:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7wKfyUizGA
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Safran vs God - Exorcism (Part 1 of 3) (Apr 1, 2010) 9:00 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 23,280 views - 45 likes (90%), 5 dislikes (10%)
08:00 <Immutable> lol this john safran shit is painful
08:00 <Serenity> you can find the other two parts through that vid if you get the time
08:00 <Serenity> john safran is awesome
08:00 <BlackDevil> priest are doing Exorcism over skype
08:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <Serenity> the one where he tries peyote is funny too
08:00 <BlackDevil> yea like a demon wants to skype with a priest
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> life just got funnier
08:00 <johninja> i dunno about sociually acceptable
08:00 <johninja> but yeah the chicks don't mind at all
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> depends who you socialise with rofl
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> its jut 3d porn
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> well.. 4d
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> in the commerical sense of the phresae
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> phrase
09:00 <Immutable> I think these demons leave because this shit is so painfully lame
09:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-95mLrpY6I
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Exorcism Via Skype - Reverend Will Remove Your Demons (And Money) (Jan 30, 2014) 4:40 - Category: News and Politics - 47,067 views - 1,657 likes (97.9%), 36 dislikes (2.1%)
09:00 <Serenity> look stop being complicated
09:00 <Serenity> i just want tits
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <johninja> there was this big "ask a stripper" article on reddit
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i remember that
09:00 <johninja> she was saying how dudes are cheapskates for not going for lapdances
09:00 <[Maverick]> for WaixYourLegs
09:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1557470_10152187801094061_2030340040_n.jpg
09:00 <johninja> then some dude said how he was kinda forced to go to strip clubs from work
09:00 <johninja> and made her feel bad
10:00 <Serenity> via skype
10:00 <Serenity> now ive heard everything
10:00 <Immutable> I convert lesbians to straight girls via skype
10:00 <Excessive> ok, as soon as the tv show bit came up with the dude sayin "free from the devil" .......... I stopped it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's crazier, the excorist or the person they're exorcising
10:00 <johninja> and she kinda broke down
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> for [Maverick] the shitcunt
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/400626_10200795656048519_1990651496_n.jpg
10:00 <Serenity> not sure i feel comfy with lap dances
10:00 <Serenity> looking at tits is one thing
10:00 <johninja> yeh same
10:00 <Serenity> depends how far they go i guess
10:00 <johninja> i just find them a rip off
10:00 <johninja> and the girls are really annoying 
10:00 <[Maverick]> ^^ 
10:00 <johninja> i try be straight up and be like "not interested sorry"
11:00 <Serenity> well
11:00 <Serenity> youd think both really
11:00 <Serenity> but john goes in as a skeptic which is why i watched it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah he's good that saffo
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just a bit of sex
11:00 <johninja> then they get all butthurt
11:00 <[Maverick]> and they aren't that good looking 
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
11:00 <johninja> most not
11:00 <Serenity> well shit
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> they supposed to get butthurt
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> so u feel sorry for em
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then pay em
11:00 <Serenity> i just want boobs in my face
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive had sex wich every chick from home and away
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> even the old rags
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nags*
11:00 <Serenity> ill just keep picking up girls
11:00 <johninja> yeah probably the best way to go imo
12:00 <BlackDevil> i shat my pants
12:00 <BlackDevil> cya
12:00 <Immutable> "Michael my friend says she's a lesbian all of a sudden can you please convert her back to being straight plox."
12:00 <beehhh> lol
12:00 <Serenity> woooo
12:00 <johninja> does Maurice have boobs?
12:00 <Maurice> No :/
12:00 <Serenity> dont tell rob tho cause he gets mad when i lez up the women
12:00 <johninja> :(
12:00 <Maurice> Just an apron with fake ones on it
12:00 <johninja> close enough
13:00 <beehhh> sexy tranny show
13:00 <Immutable> "I don't want to see her live a life of sin."
13:00 <Immutable> me: "I will restore the natural sex order of this bitch."
13:00 <Serenity> pff
13:00 <Serenity> ill live in sin
13:00 <Serenity> with boobs in my face like id care
13:00 <Serenity> blblblblbllblblblbl
13:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. he hates to see the women lez up
13:00 <Nikky`> Like he is missing out
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> you wanna fuck someonelse 
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> why be married
13:00 <Serenity> yeah waix
13:00 <Serenity> why
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont ask me i asked u
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldnt have a clue
14:00 <Immutable> sinnandfadkafjsdl;fkaj;flkajef
14:00 <Excessive> there's no devil lol ............ this is the army ......... or rather the church as standing for the truth and the army as the executioner to the punishment .......... so devil is when u're in strife with watever authority u might be under
14:00 <Immutable> fuck with how lame organised religion is I'd want to be a devil child too 
14:00 <Immutable> sadly I'm not that dumb
14:00 <Serenity> whos fucking someone else?
14:00 <Serenity> not me
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
14:00 <johninja> wow
14:00 <johninja> such allegations
14:00 <Serenity> such allegations
14:00 <Serenity> much acuse
14:00 <Maurice> I'm not even fucking my husband
14:00 <[Maverick]> such dickhead
14:00 <Nikky`> I'm cheating on all of you
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> you should be stoned for lezzing up a woman
15:00 <Serenity> religion is control
15:00 <Serenity> nothing more nothing less
15:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then they'd be taken in and given brain adjusting mediaction cause they'd determine that watever u did was wrong/illegal in their eyes
15:00 <Serenity> yes..
15:00 <Serenity> define fucking someone else
15:00 <Maurice> You should be stoned for breathing
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
15:00 <Serenity> do you mean penetration
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> define lezzing up
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> u used it first :P
15:00 <johninja> some people count watching porn as cheating
15:00 <johninja> so yeh
15:00 <johninja> guess it all depends
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet just rode a quad bike off a roof n parachuted just before landin 
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh theyre what the general population call shitcunts :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> booyah pro as
15:00 <Maurice> I don't think pron is cheating
15:00 <Serenity> nah nah i said fucking
15:00 <Nikky`> if porn is replacing me with your partner then yes, issues
15:00 <Serenity> not cheating
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif it fit in the elevator
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> [20:12] <@Serenity> dont tell rob tho cause he gets mad when i lez up the women
15:00 <Maurice> Lol pron
15:00 <Maurice> Porn
16:00 <Excessive> watever they did*
16:00 <Excessive> and medication too*
16:00 <Immutable> err they can't even speak english in this safran shit
16:00 <Serenity> cheating is relevant to the relationship
16:00 <johninja> yes
16:00 <johninja> i agree
16:00 <Serenity> reletive is what i meant
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <johninja> same shit
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> cheating is defined by the people in the relationship.... 
16:00 <^pilot^> SARAH
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh not the shitcunt
16:00 <^pilot^> look at pm kgo
16:00 <^pilot^> Fuck off 
16:00 <^pilot^> Seriously
16:00 <johninja> is ^matty^ being weird?
16:00 <Maurice> I love the parenting forums threads 'My partner is watching porn, I feel so betrayed'
17:00 <johninja> woops
17:00 <Serenity> THATS WHAT I JUST SAID WAIX
17:00 <Serenity> ffs
17:00 <Maurice> Fuck up and join him you prudish wanker
17:00 <[Maverick]> sharing your wife is like trying to get a gold card to fuck other women 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
17:00 <johninja> the other guy with the annoying nick, sorry ^matty^ (you suck)
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> when have i shared my wife
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> cocksmack
17:00 <[Maverick]> so technically you are cheating on them 
17:00 <Maurice> You've tried
17:00 <^pilot^> Who fills thier engine's intake with water from a hose 
17:00 <^pilot^> seriously
17:00 <[Maverick]> someone I know has said you have shared your wife
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> hey ^matty^ wanna fuck my mrs
17:00 <Serenity> you used to bang on all the time about swinging with yhour wife
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill watch n wank
17:00 <Maurice> But pretty sure the guys you've offered, the genitals wouldn't meet up
17:00 <Serenity> wtf
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG I TrIED
17:00 <Serenity> were you telling stories again?
17:00 <Maurice> Pimpin ain't easy
17:00 <^pilot^> Says the con artist 
17:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAH 
18:00 <MadScientist> http://olxpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/simona-halep-breasts.jpg
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
18:00 <Serenity> anyway
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> ^pilot^
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> go to the cops
18:00 <^pilot^> So how much did you scam from the insurance company again WaixYourLegs aka ben
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> or shut ur 13 year old cunthole
18:00 <johninja> wow
18:00 <Serenity> oh dear
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <^pilot^> who sends his missus, who mind you is a teacher, off to work 
18:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> i earn more than her
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> cocksmack
18:00 <^pilot^> while he sits on his fat ass
18:00 <^pilot^> doing nothing around the house
18:00 <johninja> are you guys fighting about stuff from 1996?
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> how the fuck would u know
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> u dont even know if shes a teacher or not
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> dumass
19:00 <Immutable> I just like how much the contents of the bible have been changed
19:00 <Maurice> My breasticle is itchy
19:00 <Serenity> cause you tell everyone
19:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed its growing
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh so
19:00 <Serenity> so you either say its true
19:00 <Serenity> or admit ur a liar
19:00 <Serenity> either way its not very good
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:00 <brainz> all this is pretty nasty shit
19:00 <^pilot^> You're the one who said it in chan 
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> ZOMG
19:00 <^pilot^> on multiple occasions
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> said it chan.. said it in parliament.. its all fuck all :)
19:00 <^pilot^> so you're a bullshitter and a scammer
19:00 <Serenity> haha we should all know by now he talks poo
19:00 <johninja> pretty sure piet said something like that
19:00 <Serenity> poo poo poo
19:00 <^pilot^> con artist
20:00 <Excessive> he who lays with another man shall be stoned :P
20:00 <beehhh> malaysian singaporeans are now heading to canada
20:00 <Excessive> how long b4 u'll be speakin abt some other country again beehhh?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> you are on the same level as an american sitcom to me ^matty^
20:00 <^pilot^> anything else donkey fucker ?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> ^pilot^*
20:00 <[Maverick]> stinky poo poo 
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> i couldnt give a hoot lol
20:00 <Serenity> POO POO POO
20:00 <johninja> lol poor ^matty^
20:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
20:00 <Maurice> Giggle and hoot, hooot hooooot
20:00 <^pilot^> ^matty^ sorry mate
20:00 <[Maverick]> YESSS 
20:00 <Serenity> seriously though
20:00 <johninja> WHAT THE FUCK DID I DOOO!!! L(
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum johninja
20:00 <Serenity> fucking growwwlll
20:00 <johninja> hey now
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
20:00 <johninja> my mum has class
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahah
20:00 <CannibalClown> :}
20:00 <Maurice> Will you stop touching my knee with that hammer
20:00 <Maurice> Goddamn
21:00 <[Maverick]> woooOooO
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> man cant wait til fuckin april
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> 7 day cruise seattle-alaksa-seattle
21:00 <Maurice> Yeah carefactor is low
21:00 <johninja> not sure if lies
21:00 <[Maverick]> WA might feel 32498298349823 kg's lighter 
21:00 <johninja> see...everything you say is in doubt now
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> its always in doubt
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> all u say is in doubt too
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
21:00 <Maurice> Australia will rise out of the ocean
21:00 <johninja> this is why you shouldn't tell lies on the internet
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just a movie without pictures
21:00 <johninja> it ruins everything
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. we bought a house in merriwa.. fucking lol
22:00 <Serenity> THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
22:00 <[Maverick]> Ben, do you have a sister? 
22:00 <Maurice> But thats ok, was a shitty one
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> dunno
22:00 <johninja> ahh yes Floss
22:00 <xm> [20:11:30] 18<johninja> are you guys fighting about stuff from 1996? <--- that's how Austnet was formed. they were fighting on oz.org, and then RogerY said "holy shit! this is great entertainment! let's make an IRC server and channel just for this!"
22:00 <johninja> lol xm
22:00 <Serenity> i just dont get the point of coming here day after day and then talking shit and lies
22:00 <^pilot^> xm ^5 for oz.org
22:00 <Serenity> fair enough if you go somewhere once for a laugh
23:00 <Serenity> but everyday just to lie..
23:00 <Serenity> what for
23:00 <xm> i think oz.org is pretty much dead now ^pilot^ though
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> who said its lies?
23:00 <[Maverick]> Flossy floss floss
23:00 <Serenity> YOU did
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats ur opinion.. not mine
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
23:00 <[Maverick]> she is a good lass 
23:00 <xm> i'll go check it in a sec...
23:00 <Serenity> hnngg
23:00 <johninja> <WaixYourLegs> said it chan.. said it in parliament.. its all fuck all :)
23:00 <[Maverick]> how much glue have you sniffed today WaixYourLegs?
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh its fuck all
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> it means nothing
23:00 <[Maverick]> cause you seem pretty fucking off your head
23:00 <johninja> dude
23:00 <yoda> Hello
23:00 <johninja> this means a lot to me
23:00 <Serenity> im so..
24:00 <Serenity> how much of the bible has been changed on purpose and how much was lost in translation
24:00 <^pilot^> xm
24:00 <^pilot^> it is 
24:00 <Serenity> i dont even
24:00 <^pilot^> theres still a couple of the old timers on there
24:00 <johninja> if i can't trust people on IRC who can i trust man
24:00 <johninja> who can i trust?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
24:00 <^pilot^> but not as much 
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> the thing is
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> ^pilot^ has got this thing.. where he reckons ig ot my Td42 rebuilt
24:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its raging him so hard
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck rebuilding an engine
24:00 <johninja> its ok i was joking for the most part
24:00 <johninja> no need to explain
24:00 <[Maverick]> jahahaha 
25:00 <Excessive> it's an account of true events in history
25:00 <yoda> So... Does everyone know each other in here?
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah i know no one
25:00 <johninja> yes yoda
25:00 <johninja> we are all great mates
25:00 <johninja> just taking the piss
25:00 <Serenity> johns my uncle cousin
25:00 <johninja> mhhmm
25:00 <brainz> i remember a undernet
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> well i do know them..in the sense of watching home and away lets you know how irene is
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya kno
25:00 <brainz> years ago
25:00 <johninja> how about you yoda?
25:00 <brainz> hehe
25:00 <xm> i recognise mustang. he used to be on a few channels here. i didnt talk to him much, but he was memorable nonetheless
25:00 <johninja> would you like to join our internet commune?
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i been on here since 1997
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yodabitew
25:00 <johninja> there are some initiation rituals
26:00 <Immutable> bout 80% has been changed probably on purpose
26:00 <Excessive> plus psalms and prayer bullshit
26:00 <johninja> but everyone has been through it
26:00 <johninja> so there is no shame
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> about 50 nicknames in that time
26:00 <yoda> I used to come in here every so often back in late 90s/early 2000s
26:00 <johninja> ahh yes
26:00 <johninja> the bad old days
26:00 <johninja> we have moved on now
26:00 <yoda> just had a new found urge to get back on IRC... 
26:00 <Maurice> I joined IRC in 1967
26:00 <johninja> rather not talk about it
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <Maurice> yoda, did you recently become single?
27:00 <Immutable> + there are so many fucking books written and they chose these fucking pieces of bullshit to put in
27:00 <Immutable> they took out enoch and left deuteronomy
27:00 <beehhh> trannies are the best
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got on irc when i found out there was a gay perth channel
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> basically
27:00 <yoda> Maurice: haha, not recently no :)
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was all icq b4 that
27:00 <brainz> 1967 hmm what server was that
27:00 <Maurice> The old timers server
27:00 <Serenity> if you check shadowlurkers nickop info
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> irc.papertowel.com
27:00 <Serenity> hes been registered since 1983
27:00 <Maurice> We discussed arthritis and shit
27:00 <Maurice> LOL
27:00 <brainz> what was it called
27:00 <^pilot^> no 
27:00 <^pilot^> Ben, 
27:00 <johninja> oh geeze
27:00 <^pilot^> I have a thing about cunts talking shit all the time 
27:00 <^pilot^> about everything
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> Ben ben ben ben benly ben.. ooo oo ooooooooooo o o o oooooooo
27:00 <johninja> he's not going to let this go
27:00 <Serenity> Registered : Sun Jul 31 06:00:00 1983 GMT
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
28:00 <Immutable> but yeah basically they turned jesus into a pussy
28:00 <^pilot^> no job
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
28:00 <^pilot^> scammer
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont have a job?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
28:00 <brainz> i remember a efnet
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
28:00 <^pilot^> and sponging off your wife
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a dopey durp
28:00 <^pilot^> "I bought a camper trailer" 
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> ur gonna end up having a meltdown
28:00 <brainz> apparently it was the first
28:00 <^pilot^> Ohhh 59 inch tv's are too expensive 
28:00 <^pilot^> but im gonna put one up in my patio 
28:00 <^pilot^> with my spa
28:00 <^pilot^> seriously 
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh bro
28:00 <^pilot^> you talk so much shit 
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh man totes
29:00 <Excessive> when I was given one in psych years ago, it started off with the "x begot y, begot z, etc" and then it went on to tell me wat I did in my past etc, carried along with the prayers and then the psalms at the end
29:00 <^pilot^> that you need to have a toilet strapped to your chin 
29:00 <Serenity> i dont get why youre denying this stuff
29:00 <johninja> we have a guest guys
29:00 <Serenity> we've all seen you say these things
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> retarded policeman on holidays
29:00 <johninja> yoda has returned to us
29:00 <Serenity> now youre saying you didnt. but youure not lying
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no u habvent Serenity
29:00 <Serenity> STAHP
29:00 <johninja> please be civil
29:00 <^pilot^> Oh 
29:00 <^pilot^> I am being civil
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> who the fuck would be dumb enuf to put a plasma tv outside
29:00 <brainz> then came the undernet
29:00 <Nikky`> wb to irc yoda
29:00 <^pilot^> Serenity has seen me be a hell of alot worse
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Serenity> shut up
29:00 <^pilot^> :P
29:00 <[Maverick]> hey Serenity... http://www.empiredistributor.com/images/large/bic001_LRG.jpg
29:00 <[Maverick]> check out the tag line 
30:00 <Immutable> ?
30:00 <Immutable> yeah I don't care
30:00 <beehhh> i see no future in there
30:00 <Immutable> basically noahs arc is basically a variation of the legend of gilgamesh
30:00 <beehhh> all media people fleeing to america n canada
30:00 <Excessive> yes there's many diff stories abt same events etc
30:00 <yoda> haha dont hold back on my account
30:00 <Serenity> thanks mav
30:00 <yoda> Nikky`: Cheers! :)
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <^pilot^> sezz
30:00 <^pilot^> i needs a new car 
30:00 <^pilot^> you think that black one will do ?
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> sponging off my mrs lmfao i love this
30:00 <Serenity> have you still got your silvia?
30:00 <Serenity> haha yeah go on
30:00 <^pilot^> yeah 
31:00 <beehhh> the war is still going on in jerusalem
31:00 <Excessive> they're never gonnah have peace there lol
31:00 <^pilot^> its got a skyline engine in it now 
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh fuckin poor mans s12
31:00 <^pilot^> .......
31:00 <Serenity> ahh
31:00 <^pilot^> Ben 
31:00 <^pilot^> seriously cunt
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
31:00 <^pilot^> put up or shut up 
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> u first dumass
31:00 <^pilot^> Atleast i own my cars
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> ur the one going on about it
31:00 <Serenity> [8:30pm] <WaixYourLegs> sponging off my mrs lmfao i love this
31:00 <Maurice> Oi, ^pilot^, is it true you 'stole' AzzAs car?
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> ROFL!
31:00 <Serenity> youve literally said that like 6 times in here
31:00 <[Maverick]> www.wealthysinglemommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/valentines_day_funny_03.jpg
31:00 <^pilot^> i didn't need to scam insurance company to get it 
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
31:00 <Serenity> you either said it or you didnt
31:00 <^pilot^> Maurice no 
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i said it
31:00 <Serenity> or you a bum or a liar
31:00 <^pilot^> thats not true 
31:00 <[Maverick]> ^pilot^ should do that for your g/f 
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> as in like.. quotes
31:00 <^pilot^> he still owes me money too 
31:00 <^pilot^> but i will let him off that
32:00 <MadScientist> i think
32:00 <Excessive> they're not supposed to be there to start with
32:00 <MadScientist> this is the matrix
32:00 <Serenity> no you have said you dont need to work because your mrs works
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt work for a year
32:00 <Serenity> lol azza
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i have savings.. lol
32:00 <Serenity> he used to rage at me so hard
32:00 <johninja> WaixYourLegs should move to an islamic country and get 3 more wives to sponge off
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
32:00 <Serenity> well not AT me.. too me
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> nice
32:00 <johninja> thats living the dream right there
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh.. but.. islam..
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> urgh :P
32:00 <Maurice> And you were gonna knock her up (highly unlikely when both guts get in the way) and scam paid parental and blah blah
32:00 <johninja> tru
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> we were gonna get divorced
32:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then remarry
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> for soemthing
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant remember what
32:00 <Maurice> Nope
33:00 <Excessive> the english went there, took land from ...... is it pakistan? and called if israel and put all the jews there
33:00 <Excessive> called it*
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh.. to get my super out
33:00 <[Maverick]> you had it all planned out 
33:00 <Maurice> You need to start making a note of your lies
33:00 <[Maverick]> to have a kid 
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <[Maverick]> and scam parentals 
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> id get 2 qweeks parental
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> the "scam" as you put it.. wsa to do it over the 6 week holidays
33:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. 
33:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6tqn7uhYKk 
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and use up her long service leave at the same time
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Luniz-I got five on it (Nov 6, 2007) 4:08 - Category: Music - 7,887,025 views - 20,824 likes (97.3%), 587 dislikes (2.7%)
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> so she had a paid year off
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
34:00 <beehhh> english went to india n bangladesh n planted tea and the prisoners were sent to straya
34:00 <[Maverick]> you had it set so you can scam a year as well 
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> how?
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont even work for DET?
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> and.. im not a girl
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <johninja> this will all end in him taking out a life insurance policy on her then killing her
34:00 <johninja> it has been forseen
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill die b4 her :P
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> by a long shot :P
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Stop teasing us
35:00 <^pilot^> So looks like Picard has it out for me 
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
35:00 <johninja> so many used to do that in america
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> happend here a few years ago
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> that Candy dude in albany
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> sent his wife off shelley beach cliff
35:00 <johninja> picard is angry at everyone, don't feel special
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> in albany
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> stupid cunt killed her first
36:00 <Immutable> but yeah
36:00 <Immutable> a lot of people are raving about this new gun the tavor by IWI but it's just a Steyr AUG
36:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/216587_10150146451122331_6044236_n.jpg
36:00 <johninja> heh
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> ca18 lol
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> s12 spec
37:00 <Nikky`> Night guys 
38:00 <johninja> night
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> NITE NIKZ
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u snicker licker
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> tez that is
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> tevz*
38:00 <Serenity> god rice is the worst food
38:00 <johninja> i'm going to use 'tevz' instead of whatevs now
38:00 <Serenity> takes forever to digest
39:00 <Excessive> "so when these farmers pointed these guns (the kind made in america with computer circuitry inside) at the british forces, the redcoats merely turned on a jamming device and so they were all dealt with appropriately because this is illegal here"
39:00 <Immutable> ?
39:00 <johninja> thanks
39:00 <Loof> rice is high as gi
39:00 <[Maverick]> riceburners 
39:00 <[Maverick]> hehe 
39:00 <Serenity> its horrid
39:00 <Serenity> but yum
39:00 <Serenity> YMU
39:00 <Serenity> ..
39:00 <Serenity> 320
39:00 <Serenity> .dafaw
39:00 <johninja> high as wu-tang get
40:00 <beehhh> time for study
40:00 <brainz> operation repo
40:00 <brainz> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> u seen the one where the chick falls off the car park
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> south repo or some shit
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i laughed
40:00 <Loof> just tried to watch how high, such a shit movie
40:00 <Loof> made for wannabe stoners
40:00 <johninja> i'm trying to remember it...
40:00 <Loof> turned it off
40:00 <brainz> why dont these fcuker pay there loans
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL9lWOOMOPs
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insane: South Beach Tow - Bernice Falls off Building (Ridiculous proving Repo Shows are fake) (Jan 21, 2014) 2:20 - Category: Entertainment - 10,147 views - 52 likes (94.5%), 3 dislikes (5.5%)
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i laughed when i swa that
40:00 <johninja> the one with dave chappele i is ok
41:00 <johninja> thats not it though
41:00 <johninja> i don't think
41:00 <johninja> but yeah a lot of them seem to try TOO hard
41:00 <[Maverick]> operation repo is fake 
41:00 <[Maverick]> so crappp 
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> watch
41:00 <johninja> run with some typical stoner steriotypes
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> she gets pushed off the level
41:00 <johninja> yeah repo is a pile of grabage man
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spat my shit and laughed so hard
42:00 <Excessive> since we were talkin abt the bible jus b4, does "he who slanders his next door neighbour in secrecy I will destroy" explain anything Immutable?
42:00 <Immutable> I don't care mate
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> heh
42:00 <Excessive> well u typed a question mark
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> you're fucking shit
42:00 <johninja> but if someone legit dies i will watch
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> the faggot dude
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> COME BACK HERE U KILLED MY FRIEND
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive never driven a tow truck before but i cant let em get awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
42:00 <Serenity> is operation repo the one with that bird who looks like a hippo thats been shot with a whore gun
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
42:00 <johninja> yes
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> and the bikies fucked the other dude
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <johninja> she is hideous
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINA
43:00 <Excessive> I though u wanted me to elaborate
43:00 <Excessive> +t
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> I reckon Serenity would be a pretty awesome root
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> she would go fucking mental if u raped her
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
43:00 <Serenity> AYE
43:00 <Serenity> back off sista
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> got satabbed or some shit
43:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> 4get hwat that one was
43:00 <[Maverick]> WaixYourLegs's wife 
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> go back to tugging ur self off fir
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> gir
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> that is pretty funny
43:00 <[Maverick]> aww
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> Me
43:00 <johninja> doubt its reall though
43:00 <[Maverick]> jesus.. your insults are so grade 5 
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> supposedly.. im gonna go in my nice hotted up nissan patrol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> with sickcunt motor
43:00 <Maurice> Hang on, my kid is year 6 and his are way better than that
44:00 <beehhh> i like tranny butt
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont be shit Serenity
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> its dynamin
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
44:00 <beehhh> mine gets hard
44:00 <Serenity> rofll
44:00 <Serenity> fuck that was the worse
44:00 <Serenity> WORST
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOLL
44:00 <Serenity> there i go again
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> DERP
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is such the worse dynamin
44:00 <[Maverick]> your forklift, so you can lift your wife into the harness 
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i seen better insults ont he simpsons
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> im glad i got some warning that gir is a bit of a cunt though
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> set me up for a good night
44:00 <Maurice> Is that the same car you were trying to sell after driving it across aus
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> actually.. im pretty sure his mum was talking to me
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> thim it sucg tha worse dynamin
45:00 <Serenity> lol shut up you cunt
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> im tellin mum
45:00 <Serenity> YOU DO THAT
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wasnt the only one there
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> and she had a mouthful
45:00 <[Maverick]> wtf are you on about? 
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> were thinkin about sellin yeah
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> sold the other car instead
45:00 <Maurice> Yeah I saw it
45:00 <Maurice> Bucket of shit
45:00 <CannibalClown> hi cunts n cuntettes
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
45:00 <johninja> wtf are you on abbott
45:00 <[Maverick]> glue
45:00 <[Maverick]> .
45:00 <Serenity> is this the 100k 4x4 he told us he had but floss said it was worth like less than 10
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> do u reckon we could convince B1 to give us an emphysema sample
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> we could like.. bottle it
46:00 <potato> capacitor
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> send it to abbott with a message
46:00 <Serenity> rofl thats terrible
46:00 <Excessive> like send u a tissue with his phlegm?
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> we know this isnt contagious.. but its better than you, you shitcunt
46:00 <Serenity> i have a broken asbestos fence in my yard
46:00 <Serenity> i could bag that shit up
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl 100k?
46:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
46:00 <Maurice> Well it'd have no shocks
46:00 <^pilot^> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
46:00 <CannibalClown> runnin on the buffers
46:00 <Maurice> And smell like a pack of dingoes fucked in it
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucked if i would spend 100k on a car
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> or maybe i did
46:00 <Serenity> you said it
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> who knows
46:00 <johninja> "i see you deflated your tyres for driving across sand" "no, should i?"
46:00 <CannibalClown> youre a liar waix
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
47:00 <shadsam> o,o
47:00 <beehhh> bigbee is pervert
47:00 <Serenity> kinda hoping the dolt who kicked it down inhaled some while he was booting my fence down in his alcoholic meth rage
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> is it asbestos
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> or super 6
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow.. im scorn
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got an FPV GT too
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> *shrugz*
47:00 <CannibalClown> i wasnt trying to "scorn" you
47:00 <CannibalClown> no u dont
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <CannibalClown> your wife is not a car
47:00 <[Maverick]> "i see you deflated your tyres for driving across sand" "no, my wife is in the back 
47:00 <Serenity> im bored of this lying shit
47:00 <Serenity> its not funny
47:00 <stebie> take photos
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> what
47:00 <CannibalClown> timedatestamped
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> so u can use ur google satellites to work out wher ei live
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> get fucked
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz like.. super 6 looks like asbestos
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> but its not :P
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol imagine if we got it wrong
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahhaha abbott we sent u asbestos
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> then a week later... sorry.. it was only super 6
48:00 <Kynetic> super 8 looks sturdier tho
48:00 <Serenity> nah its real stuff
48:00 <Serenity> the next door neighbour had it checked
48:00 <Kynetic> less fibrous
48:00 <Serenity> all our fences between our houses have to be removed
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh nice
48:00 <Kynetic> fuck yea
48:00 <Kynetic> asbestos
48:00 <beehhh> green is coming to power
48:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
48:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
48:00 <Serenity> you live in merriwa.. follow the hoof tracks
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <[Maverick]> I don't need to google. 
48:00 <stebie> the car, not your house
48:00 <[Maverick]> just ask Maurice and Serenity 
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
48:00 <stebie> unless you live in your car
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant be bothered or something
48:00 <Maurice> [Maverick] is an accomplished stalker
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no one knows hwere i live
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> and it sure as shit isnt merriwa
48:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
49:00 <Kynetic> didnt they used to use it in cigarette filters?
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> ,my uncle died from asbestos shit lsat year hey
49:00 <beehhh> we all know that
49:00 <[pythonX]> yp my back shed had that shit
49:00 <Serenity> the roof of our shed is asbestos too but its not broken
49:00 <Serenity> so it can stay
49:00 <beehhh> julian asange finaly will see his freedom
49:00 <Immutable> :/
49:00 <Serenity> i think so Kynetic
49:00 <Kynetic> beehhh has sweden dropped the extradition shit?
49:00 <Immutable> what's the big deal with wikileaks anyway
49:00 <johninja> [Maverick] was part of the team that hunted bin laden
49:00 <stebie> only one person on here knows where i live
49:00 <Maurice> It's me, isn't it stebie?
49:00 <stebie> Element
49:00 <johninja> is it piet?
49:00 <stebie> LOL jokes.
49:00 <johninja> its piet isn't it
49:00 <CannibalClown> lol we all do
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol element just trolled ^pilot^ in another chan :P
49:00 <CannibalClown> eveyone know where you live
49:00 <stebie> johninja, nope it's not Pieter. :P
49:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <Excessive> some fckn tailbearer gettin in strife for his exposing of shit
50:00 <Maurice> Serenity randomly drives by my house and either beeps or leaves gifts in my letterbox
50:00 <brainz> ;P
50:00 <[Maverick]> LOL element 
50:00 <brainz> :P
50:00 <Maurice> And no, she doesn't shit in it
50:00 <Serenity> hahha
50:00 <Maurice> It hasn't gotten to that stage yet
50:00 <CannibalClown> HAHAH
50:00 <Maurice> But I'm hopeful
50:00 <stebie> lol Maurice, that was my next question.
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
50:00 <brainz> (-:P
50:00 <CannibalClown> we were gunna do a burnout last time
50:00 <Serenity> i was gonna do it the other day after leaving kylees
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Serenity> but i couldnt be fucked
50:00 <Maurice> Would match the marks out the front of my house
50:00 <Maurice> I was napping with the roller shutters down, it wouldn't have registered lol
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty sure the skidmarks are in the letterbox
50:00 <johninja> why don't you stop by and have a cup of tea and gossip like they did in the old days
51:00 <beehhh> hes only banned from sweden like me from straya
51:00 <brainz> whats my name
51:00 <brainz> lol
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> adam
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> coffeeee
51:00 <Maurice> Because it's more fun to live in fear that shes gonna murder me
51:00 <johninja> i see
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Serenity> ive met her sister and neice and nephews
51:00 <Serenity> but not her
51:00 <Serenity> what a slut
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
51:00 <Maurice> And I don't have teabags :/
51:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE ME
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> how sad is that
51:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE THE ONE MEETING EVERYONE, WHORE
51:00 <Serenity> hahahah
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> as if meet ppl off irc
51:00 <johninja> Mauricesterious
51:00 <Serenity> her sister isnt off irc
51:00 <Serenity> so..
51:00 <Maurice> My sister isn't on IRC, you fucktard
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats worse than meeting people off that fucking page
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> what was it
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking
52:00 <Excessive> yes, a problem citizen
52:00 <beehhh> im a citizen to bangladesh
52:00 <Excessive> or rather a problematic citizen ............ either of the two
52:00 <Serenity> fuck off blobasaurus
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> fatcatchat
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
52:00 <Maurice> In my younger days, I met everyone
52:00 <Maurice> Some even stalked me to the pub my parents had
52:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunts cut cos hes got no friends
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> no friends on irc
52:00 <Maurice> I fear I met [Maverick] but he was drunk and I was stoned
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck the same
52:00 <johninja> i'm going to meet everyone except for peace, he was rude to me earlier
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> shame
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> less than 0.0000% of australia on irc
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> think ill fuckin live
53:00 <CannibalClown> i wanna meet john
53:00 <CannibalClown> and fondle his balls
53:00 <johninja> :D
53:00 <Maurice> Get in line, buddy
53:00 <johninja> i will hae to do a perth sex tour 
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> as if
53:00 <CannibalClown> im just gunna pokerface o.o
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> youll be stuck in balga
54:00 <Excessive> beehhh, in ur language, a problematic subject
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Maurice> I'll poke your face
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> with every std known to perth
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> they wont let u out
54:00 <Maurice> Do any of us even live in Balga?
54:00 <johninja> sounds liek a succesful mission to me
54:00 <CannibalClown> plz
54:00 <Maurice> Or have STDs?
54:00 <CannibalClown> nope
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> brb turning UPS n shit on
54:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
54:00 <[Maverick]> dee
54:00 <CannibalClown> turn on ups
54:00 <[Maverick]> g\
54:00 <[Maverick]> a
54:00 <[Maverick]> n
54:00 <Maurice> I know I have a clean bill of health
54:00 <Maurice> 3 aids and std tests tell me so..
54:00 <CannibalClown> it should already be on ya dickhead
55:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP [Maverick]
55:00 <[Maverick]> WHAT? 
55:00 <[Maverick]> and lol @ turning on UPS 
55:00 <CannibalClown> brb gunna pretend im leet with a ups
56:00 <Immutable> don't see how raping serenity is going to solve any problems
56:00 <Serenity> DONT SAY THAT WORD YOU FUCKING FRIED CRICKET EATING PUNJABI
56:00 <Immutable> ?
56:00 <beehhh> Im not a subject nor a liability to none therefore I declired my own freedomness and democracy
56:00 <Serenity> Immutable, waix just really really wants to bone me but its not PC for him to say it so if he implies it through rape hes safe
56:00 <beehhh> freelancer
56:00 <Serenity> isnt that right WaixYourLegs
56:00 <Serenity> lol who lvies in balga
56:00 <Serenity> lives
56:00 <Maurice> Everyone in Perth, apparently
56:00 <[Maverick]> pfft
56:00 <johninja> is that like the perth version of weribee?
56:00 <Serenity> its like frankston
56:00 <[Maverick]> I live pretty close to balga 
56:00 <Maurice> Lol Werribee
56:00 <johninja> lol ok
56:00 <Maurice> I stayed there
56:00 <[Maverick]> lol frankston is two rocks 
56:00 <Serenity> im on the wrong side of the river
57:00 <Excessive> we're all subjects beehhh
57:00 <Excessive> irrelevant of wat u declare urself as
57:00 <[Maverick]> quinns rock 
57:00 <Maurice> I'm on a side of a river
57:00 <Maurice> I forget which
57:00 <Serenity> south you bint
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <CannibalClown> we're pretty much on the river
57:00 <[Maverick]> lol
57:00 <Maurice> NO SHIT, SHERLOCK
57:00 <johninja> thank god for GPS
58:00 <beehhh> not when i'll reach to canada near alaskian boarder
58:00 <[Maverick]> near the beach
58:00 <Maurice> CannibalClown has a houseboat
58:00 <Maurice> Or riverboat
58:00 <CannibalClown> if i shot the spudgun itd land in the river
58:00 <johninja> "I know i live around here somewhere"
58:00 <Serenity> yeah the river is like a 4 min drive from our house
58:00 <Serenity> stinking fucking thing
58:00 <johninja> is that the swann?
58:00 <johninja> or just another one
59:00 <Excessive> then u're their subject lol ........... someone is in charge of u regardless of where u are, as in someone has authority over u jus like when u were banned from oz
59:00 <Serenity> swan river yes
59:00 <johninja> brissie river is pretty gross
59:00 <Maurice> Imagine paying a fortune for those houses right on the river
59:00 <Maurice> And smelling it everyday
59:00 <Serenity> perth is defined by North of rive south of river
59:00 <johninja> ahh
59:00 <Maurice> I hated living in Palm Beach and smelling the seaweed
59:00 <Serenity> north of river or south
59:00 <CannibalClown> and midland
59:00 <Serenity> ffs
59:00 <Serenity> and midland
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
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