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00:00 <tintin> lol
02:00 <tintin> A NEW YORK man accused of brutal "knockout" attacks says he hit a 78-year-old woman in "self-defence" and attacked a young mum to protect his coffee.
03:00 <tintin> “I was passing by a lady using a phone and I hit her head in self-defence because of the way she looked,” 
03:00 <tintin> i just..
03:00 <tintin> yeah that won't work
11:00 <[shads]> `seen kuniva
11:00 <prowl> [shads], I found 2 matches to your query: LegoMan, kuniva. LegoMan ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( Kunny is perm banned (abusive troll)) 7 hours 48 minutes ago (30.01. 15:22), after spending 1 second there.
11:00 <tintin> IAN Thorpe - Australia's greatest Olympian - has been admitted to hospital to fight his decade-long battle with depression and alcohol abuse.
11:00 <tintin> he should come on irc
11:00 <stebie> lol
11:00 <[shads]> hmm
11:00 <stebie> he'd be right at home
11:00 <tintin> lol yep
12:00 <stebie> <tintin> “I was passing by a lady using a phone and I hit her head in self-defence because of the way she looked,”
12:00 <stebie> that can't be real, surely...
12:00 <stebie> people aren't that stupid
12:00 <tintin> he really doesn't sound very clever
13:00 <stebie> he should also come on irc
13:00 <tintin> “There was a Dunkin’ Donuts beverage in his hand and the woman almost bumped his coffee so he swatted, but didn’t attack her but that she had a kid with her,”
13:00 <tintin> http://www.news.com.au/world/barry-baldwin-accused-of-seven-knockout-attacks-says-he-hit-78yo-woman-in-self-defence/story-fndir2ev-1226814404289 
13:00 <tintin> i guess you don't expect people that randomly attack women to be rocket surgeons
14:00 <stebie> supposedly it's a game, too, according to the article
15:00 <stebie> bunch of pussies
15:00 <stebie> anyway, going to try to sleep through the fireworks
15:00 <stebie> g'night
15:00 <tintin> lol good luck
15:00 <tintin> yeah dude, some twisted game
18:00 <tintin> lol babee_doll
19:00 <Bastardly_One> complete faggotry
23:00 <beehhh> yeah pasta cooked with red wine
24:00 <beehhh> i mean red wine cooked in pasta
26:00 <beehhh> nothing compares to peter vella
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off you cock sucker
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont come on irc to see some fucking malay faggot refugee type crap.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> get enough sing-song from brit meat, beehhh go die in hell bro
32:00 <beehhh> http://tathra.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heatwave.jpg
34:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-30/sa-sunburnt-grapes-southern-flinders/5228046
37:00 <beehhh> lol panda
39:00 <beehhh> becoming mastered in cooking alce nero fuselli
43:00 <Bastardly_One> s
43:00 <Bastardly_One> t
43:00 <Bastardly_One> f
43:00 <Bastardly_One> u
43:00 <Bastardly_One> k
43:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
43:00 <Mew> k
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
43:00 <Mew> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and hai!
43:00 <Mew> mornin
43:00 <Bastardly_One> did you kill everyone?
44:00 <Student> time flys by 
44:00 <Student> in no time 
44:00 <Mew> a little bit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... good work! :D
44:00 <beehhh> cut ya tongue
44:00 <Mew> i left the good ones
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta find 455 dorrars by then
45:00 <faux> Omg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> piss easy
45:00 <Excessive> loan?
45:00 <Student> dorrars?
45:00 <megamanga> i gotta find 4k by then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
45:00 <Student> may be Dollars :)
45:00 <Maurice> I gotta find nothing by then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I could ... but I most likely won't need to Excessive
45:00 <Student> i do not need to find any thing , it will come to me 
45:00 <Excessive> well I'm gettin it again in abt that time
46:00 <megamanga> fiber to the home come at me
46:00 <Serenity> yer i need to some how catch up on the 8 hours of missed sleep
46:00 <Excessive> I need a couple of glass break detectors to add to mah alarm and ............ some more nerdy comp gear
46:00 <Student> come at you :) is he gay? :)
46:00 <Serenity> dozes?
46:00 <Serenity> yeah that one
46:00 <megamanga> i like doses better uleh
46:00 <megamanga> tsutututut
46:00 <Student> sorry , my english is not good
46:00 <Student> cannot help on that 
46:00 <Student> sorry again 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nbn towers keep getting protests up here ... yet everyone bitches about their ISPs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> go figure
47:00 <megamanga> i asked for network points in the house plan... they added nbn lol
47:00 <megamanga> win win
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you then
48:00 <Excessive> ooooomph .............. I donno y all the cash to be spent on cabling with fibre when the states is all w-less
48:00 <Student> jealousy :)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> for now I will laugh you're on the same ISP as I am
48:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:46:48 PM* <Student> sorry , my english is not good <-- best english youve ever said
48:00 <megamanga> im going with dodo for nbn
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you are?
48:00 <Student> w-less is all shit 
48:00 <megamanga> 2tb at 100meg for 80 bucks a month
48:00 <megamanga> idgaf 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that all?
48:00 <megamanga> extra 15 bucks gives you unlimited at off peak
48:00 <megamanga> ;)
48:00 <Student> yah , is that all you are getting? 2tb.....
49:00 <megamanga> 6 hours at 100 meg a night is a lot of porn
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe they're scamming people like that
49:00 <faux> Omggggg lol i could hear rustling in a plastic bag and I legit thought it was a mouse so I woke my dad like a huge baby and we sat around just listening to it for 2 mins. It ended up being a cricket in the plastic bag near my bed.
49:00 <faux> Dad wants to murder me for waking him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it will be shit speeds ...
49:00 <megamanga> it will be 100meg... 
49:00 <The_Baron> 100 a month for unlimited I gets
49:00 <^pilot^> suuuuutuuu tuuu tuu
49:00 <^pilot^> dave
49:00 <megamanga> yeah
49:00 <The_Baron> and surprisingly get a decent dl rate
49:00 <^pilot^> just bought adaptronic ecu for silvia
49:00 <^pilot^> mafless baby
49:00 <^pilot^> a grand
49:00 <megamanga> thats what im gonna put in the skyline
50:00 <megamanga> let us know how it goes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I get unlimited for $30 ... I think it's $50
50:00 <^pilot^> will do 
50:00 <^pilot^> wel
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't pay it all so ... *shrugs*
50:00 <megamanga> that includes unlimited voip calls too
50:00 <^pilot^> well all you guys on wireless
50:00 <^pilot^> are shite
50:00 <Excessive> I pay optus abt 160 a month for everything
50:00 <^pilot^> cause im on TELSTRA WIRELESS
50:00 <^pilot^> and im getting raped 
50:00 <^pilot^> :<
50:00 <megamanga> so am i
50:00 <megamanga> yolo
50:00 <^pilot^> 165/ month
50:00 <^pilot^> 25 gigs
50:00 <megamanga> lollll
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're horrible ... telsta wifi
51:00 <Student> ^pilot^ did you contact the media yet?
51:00 <^pilot^> b1
51:00 <Bastardly_One> mega, think we have it bad with netgear shit?
51:00 <^pilot^> its the only company i can use remote
51:00 <^pilot^> no Student
51:00 <^pilot^> no 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they have fuckity thomspons
51:00 <megamanga> i dont use netgear
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're disgusting
51:00 <megamanga> all cisco baby
51:00 <^pilot^> b1, when i go bush i need telstra
51:00 <^pilot^> i get no reception anywhere else
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... well vodafail are improving
51:00 <Excessive> errr I pay for 300 gig dsl, unlimited landline calls to all phones in oz and my 30 dollar mobs plan as part of it .......... errr plus payin for static ip
52:00 <Student> vodapass
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be leasing telstra towers or some shit
52:00 <^pilot^> nah
52:00 <^pilot^> optus 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting better in the middle of nowhere I've noticed
52:00 <^pilot^> more towers
52:00 <^pilot^> thats whats going up 
52:00 <megamanga> they bought telstras old 800mhz didnt they
52:00 <^pilot^> telstra's putting the towers up in conjunction with optus
52:00 <Bastardly_One> noticed that today actually in the middle of nowhere
52:00 <^pilot^> optus are paying 1/3
52:00 <^pilot^> telstra are paying the other 2/3's
52:00 <Bastardly_One> vodafail was working where it really shouldn't of been today
52:00 <^pilot^> essentially leasing
52:00 <Student> how much speed one need to chat on Irc?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I thought they must of done something with telstra
53:00 <Student> you people all are talking like you are some "big" thing, but you are not, so what is that all speed fuss is about?
53:00 <Student> try to be thankful to whatever you have 
53:00 <Student> complaining bitches
53:00 <Bastardly_One> went to look at the time and was surprised to find I had great signal where I was as well
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't of got any at all that remote
54:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, that aint all that great. my 100 a month gets me unlimited and free landline calls as well plus free mobile to elected numbers
54:00 <Excessive> who with The_Baron?
54:00 <Student> The_Baron you have the "biggest" , so far ;)
54:00 <Serenity> someone drown this cunt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the Gold Coast has some good ISPs to choose from though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> well, used to when I was there
54:00 <The_Baron> hold up
54:00 <The_Baron> wtf is my isp called again
54:00 <The_Baron> fuzznet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I have frozen roast potatoes to put on
55:00 <Student> put on to?
55:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmm ............. I have no choice from a political point of view but to be with optus
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and here am I thinking ... I'm hungry
55:00 <Bastardly_One> could be an idea at 1am
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
55:00 <The_Baron> oh sorry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... here we go
56:00 <The_Baron> zentelecom
56:00 <The_Baron> that's my isp
56:00 <The_Baron> dunno if it's in other states
56:00 <Excessive> ooh le
56:00 <Bastardly_One> from a political point of view
56:00 <Student> should we book zentelecom The_Baron? are you sure? :)
57:00 <megamanga> you remind me of a presenter from an am band talkback how
57:00 <megamanga> show
57:00 <Student> :)
57:00 <megamanga> a lot of talking but nothing actually said
57:00 <Student> possible 
57:00 <The_Baron> well Zentelecom is the best isp I have personally used
57:00 <The_Baron> rarely get dropouts, and even when I do, it's an easy fix
57:00 <megamanga> mynetfone are the best ive deat with
57:00 <megamanga> dealt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> does this image remind you of someone fapping to people dogging or some nerd in a rabbit mask?
57:00 <megamanga> as soon as mrs put application in they called within 30 mins
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/cb0cd1a1-515c-4b64-a0b9-a73d.jpg
58:00 <Excessive> doesn't zen mean ten in German or somethin?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my latest chat icon creation for myself
58:00 <megamanga> let her knowtime frame for deliveries and churn
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I got told it looks like a dogging pic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <megamanga> it was all spot on too
59:00 <Student> man with the mask 
59:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1560754_661330750590544_1552703632_n.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeew
00:00 <megamanga> wut
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just imagined
00:00 <Bastardly_One> stockinged vag on a hot day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> "pussy wind"
01:00 <megamanga> im only aiming to make 220kw ^pilot^ so adaptronic should be sick. they cost lke 300 for older ones
01:00 <Bastardly_One> seem a bit ... fishy ... to me Serenity
01:00 <Serenity> you know
01:00 <Serenity> ive never had the misfortune to smell a fishy vagina
01:00 <Serenity> i hope i never do
01:00 <Maurice> Man in a mask https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTe_cOjCb2JJLrT_6n5ri3OAq6AYSELfk25OpHm1OFHUKDKeAEtbQ
01:00 <Excessive> Serenity, have I shown u this yet? ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1454709_10200634118930029_417076996_n.jpg
01:00 <megamanga> i have, when i used to catch public transport
02:00 <Serenity> im not sure i get it Excessive?
02:00 <megamanga> this fat bitch with a mustache she smelt like rotting vegetables and sun soaked fish
02:00 <Serenity> olawd megamanga
02:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1383941_180565575468633_879243826_n.jpg
02:00 <The_Baron> I was using this as a profile pic for a while
02:00 <Serenity> i did see a woman in grey tights once though who had a moisture patch on her vagina area
02:00 <Serenity> im sure if i got close enough that wouldnt have smelled great
02:00 <Maurice> LOL
03:00 <The_Baron> if u can smell it before u see it
03:00 <The_Baron> that's a problem
03:00 <Excessive> I saw it in woolies a while back and thought it was funny that it looked liek a dildo ..... so I took a pic of it Serenity
04:00 <Serenity> oh right
04:00 <ShadowLurker> u know what looks like a dildo
04:00 <megamanga> my dick?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> durex lube from coles
05:00 <Bastardly_One> one I think I'd use when talking to Serenity or Maurice ... http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded11/06ddbb7e-49c9-4a99-8f16-369c.jpg
05:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
05:00 <The_Baron> wow...gotta show that one to my feminist friends
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that out loud didn't I?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Serenity> wouldnt we need that for you?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought ... what can I make to piss the Dommes off?
05:00 <Serenity> considering you never shut up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true Serenity
05:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
06:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1374786_10200206643563412_940618775_n.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude
06:00 <Maurice> Yeah you wouldn't get that close to use that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but true
06:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www-cdn.terrywhitechemists.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/D/u/Durex-Play-Massage-2-In-1-Lubricant-200ml_2.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> you cant beat me at being rude b1
06:00 <Serenity> dont try
06:00 <Bastardly_One> meow Maurice :D
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, no ... you're pretty damn good at it ... that's coming from a pro ...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
06:00 <Maurice> Also, I'm not a Domme
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that
07:00 <Maurice> But I don't suffer dickbags
07:00 <The_Baron> I'm a cheeseburger
07:00 <Bastardly_One> was still ... a meow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down woman
07:00 <The_Baron> grill mah nuts
07:00 <The_Baron> ranch sauce on that prostate
07:00 <Maurice> I wanted a cheeseburger until I read the rst
07:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
07:00 <Maurice> Rest
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have another bong
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you need one
07:00 <The_Baron> good idea
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn it I am fucking hungry but lazy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> i had the best hotdog today though
08:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmm, some ch00f'd be gd
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was a proper legit Don one
08:00 <Excessive> not till friday for me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had one for years
09:00 <The_Baron> http://www.cannibalholocaust.net/images/ch59.jpg <---HUNGRY?!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the urge for chicken ... too much effort to bother with though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me of a pic I put up on FB once and got complained about
09:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1379363_10200260477229220_1227855529_n.jpg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was fuck religion with a woman with a huge crucifix impaling her
10:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty graphic
10:00 <Serenity> those durex bottles really should be 3in1
10:00 <Serenity> ahem
10:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
10:00 <The_Baron> that pic is from one of my fave movies
11:00 <The_Baron> Pajero actually went through a long court case to prove he wasn't actually killing natives
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1229849_4901660953985_786241088_n.jpg
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
11:00 <The_Baron> so in other words...best prosthetics EVAH
12:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1391484_10200282751786070_1874734036_n.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot I made this chat icon ... http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/b8884dc9-df87-4542-b4fc-3166.jpg
12:00 <The_Baron> I'm surprised her black hole of a vagina didn't consume that mic
13:00 <The_Baron> that woman, has a vagina that would make paris hilton seem like a 15yo virgin
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I never clicked
13:00 <The_Baron> not that those exist anymore
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I wa laughing at myself
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *was
13:00 <Bastardly_One> good timing them :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *then
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity has given me her typo disease
13:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/529165_10200457344670783_1543788861_n.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> go spoon ^pilot^ Bastardly_One
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no *black hole death stare*
14:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, can I spoon you? and if I can, do I need a trolley jack?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> (that was good though *lol*)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ow!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
14:00 <Serenity> umm im not exactly sure what youre implying but i assume its mean
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *moves over by Maurice*
15:00 <The_Baron> prolly best
15:00 <Serenity> so no
15:00 <Bastardly_One> a trolley jack for
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the fat
15:00 <The_Baron> I think I need that bong that b1 suggested
15:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of worked it out eventually
15:00 <Maurice> Thats not a good idea
15:00 <Maurice> I'd move away
15:00 <Bastardly_One> then he'd be in big trouble
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you would too Maurice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and laugh
15:00 <Maurice> I would
15:00 <The_Baron> am I in Bubble Trouble?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
16:00 <Bastardly_One> unless Maurice or I spell it out
16:00 <Serenity> ohh the whole serenitys a whale thing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> go have the bong
16:00 <Serenity> well thats old news
16:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
16:00 <Serenity> i expect better
16:00 <The_Baron> from me?
16:00 <The_Baron> surely u jest
16:00 <beehhh> loothin in firezone
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ from me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> go have that cone man
16:00 <beehhh> low of a lowest than lower
16:00 <Excessive> for ur mrs The_Baron, https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1463231_10200486661563687_1804961893_n.jpg
17:00 <The_Baron> my missus can't mix. Hell her arm gets awful tired easily
17:00 <beehhh> what else do you want me to say?
17:00 <^pilot^> smoko
17:00 <^pilot^> dave
17:00 <The_Baron> brb
17:00 <^pilot^> is gone
18:00 <Serenity> is that because you have an exceptionally small penis and she has to move her arm too quickly and it doesnt get much exercise?
18:00 <Serenity> wow that burn was entirely too long
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <beehhh> living cost is way above the roof in downunder for feshstart
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> save it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> for his return
18:00 <Bastardly_One> put it in cut and paste now
18:00 <Serenity> he shall read it when he returneth
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you think he'll scroll?
19:00 <The_Baron> actually if my dick was massive the strokes would be longer, it's easier winding up a spring toy than pumping for water
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know him too well
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, he still hasn't gone
19:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than I am
19:00 <Serenity> its harder work having to go a smaller length
19:00 <Maurice> You have to work pretty face to make it hard
19:00 <Maurice> Ask fawks, she knows
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Maurice> Er face = fast
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are in good form ... I'm enjoying it
19:00 <Maurice> Damn phone
20:00 <Excessive> the shorter the stroke the harder it revs*
20:00 <The_Baron> and also, biologically, mens penis' have same amount of nerve endings no matter the size. So a tiny dick would only need a couple minutes
20:00 <Maurice> The shorter the stroke, the sadder it is
20:00 <The_Baron> BAM
20:00 <The_Baron> SCIENE BITCH
20:00 <The_Baron> SCIENCE*
20:00 <Serenity> its true Excessive thats why guys with small cocks generally have an issue with premature edjactulation
20:00 <Maurice> Thats french
20:00 <The_Baron> shit, my typo gland is playing up too now
21:00 <The_Baron> omg, Serenity agreeing with me
21:00 <Serenity> ed? wtf
21:00 <Serenity> i didnt agree with crap you just type faster
21:00 <Serenity> DONT YOU SWEAR AT ME
21:00 <beehhh> throw me ya best punch n add some weight
22:00 <^pilot^> down wo..... thing
22:00 <^pilot^> :P
22:00 <Maurice> Speak of the devil
22:00 <Serenity> excuse me
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah I type faster because I gotta wankers wrists
22:00 <^pilot^> its ok 
22:00 <Serenity> you just calm your farm
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Maurice
22:00 <^pilot^> he will get wankers cramp too 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <xm> good to see stebs is standing up for his big brother
22:00 <The_Baron> I don't know the meaning of wankers cramp
22:00 <xm> Pieter is all about clarity. a vision...for our vision
22:00 <The_Baron> rub in some olive oil
23:00 <xm> Pieter is all about clarity. a vision...for our future
23:00 <The_Baron> I'm good to go again
23:00 <beehhh> wanking hurts
23:00 <xm> had a leg cramp the other week
23:00 <Serenity> stebie might be his brother but hes not stupid
23:00 <ShadowLurker> youre doing it wrong beehhh
23:00 <The_Baron> I think he means it hurts his dignity
23:00 <xm> no one is saying stebs is stupid -- i dont think anyone has before
23:00 <The_Baron> if u gotta spend an our rifling through ur pubic patch to find the fucker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine family gatherings with stebie and piet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> poor stebie
23:00 <The_Baron> hour*
23:00 <beehhh> yelp my foreskin was cut in 1885
24:00 <xm> was that before or after stailness steel beehhh 
24:00 <The_Baron> I thought piet woulda been disowned
24:00 <The_Baron> just on principle
24:00 <xm> stainless*
24:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
24:00 <ShadowLurker> go die
24:00 <The_Baron> shit everyone has a typo gland disfunction tonight
24:00 <Serenity> EVERRYYYYBODY HUUUUUURRRRTTTTSSSS
24:00 <Maurice> 1885? So vampires are real
25:00 <beehhh> pieter should stop taking recriational drug to avoid burden on taxpayers in later age
25:00 <Maurice> SOMEEEEE TIMESSSSSSSSSS
25:00 <xm> The_Baron: having a mandarin now with the keyboard a bit further up
25:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, my missus when she gave birth, that was the song playing on the radio...she was all "EVERYBODY DOESN'T HURT I FUCKING HURT!"
25:00 <xm> you got the midi keyboard in the way ? :P
25:00 <The_Baron> that story always cracks me up
25:00 <Serenity> lol The_Baron
25:00 <Serenity> labouring woman are hilarious
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My son was 6hrs from start to finish ... he couldn't wait to get out of the creature that spawned him
26:00 <The_Baron> xm, I don't have a midi keyboard alas
26:00 <xm> really? im surprised
26:00 <beehhh> Maurice a cat slept on me lap this arvo a wild cat she really falss asleep in cafeteria
26:00 <Maurice> I was watching Modern Family, and the hot latino whatever woman was in birth, squealing happening, her son goes 'ITS HAPPENING' it was ed o'neil squealing coz she was squeezing his hand
26:00 <Bastardly_One> left her with 34 stiches inside and 32 out
26:00 <xm> although i admit i hardly use my ones
26:00 <Maurice> beehhh, I am sooooooooo stoked for you
26:00 <Maurice> So stoked
26:00 <The_Baron> nah, I use lauchpad and MKII controller
26:00 <The_Baron> but they don't have keys
26:00 <beehhh> i was patting it she falls in sleep
26:00 <The_Baron> well I can set up the launchpad to play some keys
26:00 <Serenity> 6 hours? pfff
26:00 <The_Baron> but it aint really the same
26:00 <beehhh> you could feel her body warm n that
27:00 <Maurice> Why are you telling me this?
27:00 <Maurice> Did I ask?
27:00 <Maurice> Did I answer a poll I don't remember about?
27:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One u have a spawn?
27:00 <beehhh> 1985
27:00 <xm> keep talking beehhh. i feel a ban coming
27:00 <The_Baron> yes, the final omen is in place
27:00 <Serenity> yeah the kids about 78
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... pre eclampsia ... 60% proteain in the urine
27:00 <The_Baron> the great Gazoozoo will arrive within the dark of the moon on the ravens call
27:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, sure do ... 19 now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and the creature that spawned him
28:00 <Bastardly_One> really is a demon
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so you could be right
28:00 <xm> haha
28:00 <Maurice> My shortest birth was 20 mins
28:00 <Serenity> 1.5 hour inducted birth
28:00 <The_Baron> that's coz u have a donkey pouch
28:00 <Bastardly_One> C Section?
28:00 <Maurice> Yep
28:00 <Serenity> im a genuine baby slid
28:00 <Serenity> slide
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
28:00 <The_Baron> bet it just slid on out like Fred Astaire
28:00 <Maurice> Cough and out they fall
28:00 <The_Baron> twirling a cane and top hat
28:00 <beehhh> with courtesy i offered this malay boy to try my fuselli n bastard ate all of my beef balls inside wtf 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I shouldn't be laughing
29:00 <Serenity> if maggie had been born naturally it would have been about 35 minutes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of a woman with a prolapsed vag
29:00 <beehhh> there wont a next time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> from babies
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats not us
29:00 <Maurice> Bear traps
29:00 <The_Baron> is she catholic?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ bear traps
29:00 <beehhh> he will understand why what when
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... just a scrubber The_Baron :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
29:00 <Serenity> speaking of bear traps
30:00 <Serenity> i see darcys gone now i outted him
30:00 <The_Baron> so it can trap a bear?
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
30:00 <The_Baron> YIKES
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she says it's from babie but I reckon it's from over use
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *babies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even on a phone to use as an excuse
30:00 <Maurice> My sisters mother in law had one, she only had 2 babies
30:00 <Maurice> Mind you, she also got a face lift that failed
30:00 <Maurice> No wonder her smoo lift didn't work
31:00 <Serenity> im tighter than a 5th grader
31:00 <Maurice> Lol
31:00 <Serenity> i mean.. mouse trap
31:00 <Serenity> fucking typos
31:00 <Maurice> Ok Doodles quit msg
31:00 <Mayhem> BOOBY JELLY CAKE
31:00 <The_Baron> sometimes u can't retread a tire
31:00 <The_Baron> especially when the steel radials have worn down
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <Serenity> resleeve that bitch
31:00 <Serenity> chuck in a leg of ham and pull out the bone
31:00 <Maurice> Rofl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ... lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> warn a bastard
32:00 <The_Baron> I think if I chucked in a leg of ham, prolly pull out another ham and 2 litres of milk
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having a coughing fit now
32:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell, keep turning my show down, until I realise, HOME ALONE
32:00 <beehhh> waxyourlegs got a good escaping plan
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ The_Baron
32:00 <AngrymanXL> Life is a highway 
33:00 <Serenity> im literally falling asleep
33:00 <Serenity> i slept for 12 hours last night ffs
33:00 <Maurice> You're old now, dude
33:00 <Serenity> yeah take me a month to recover from an all nighter
33:00 <Serenity> how pathetic
33:00 <The_Baron> pfft
33:00 <The_Baron> ur not even 30 yet
33:00 <Maurice> Its how it is
33:00 <beehhh> God will damn you
34:00 <Maurice> Then you become a senior and go to bed at 7 and get up at 5
34:00 <Maurice> Vicious cycle
34:00 <Maurice> beehhh if you don't stfu soon, I'm going to beat you with a tyre iron
34:00 <beehhh> since i cant go back to the past i'd find another alternative place to thrill my desire once again
35:00 <Serenity> lol man pauls got a cousin whos about as mentally capable as beehhh
35:00 <The_Baron> don't lie
35:00 <Serenity> and he just messages anyone over and over again just stupid shit
35:00 <beehhh> could be spiritual or virtual
35:00 <Serenity> if you dont reply hes like 'im sorry for what i done.. please forgive me' and then 23412354 messages later
35:00 <Serenity> pauls dad messaged him back with 'if you message me again im coming up there and im going to beat you with a shovel'
35:00 <Serenity> he hasnt got a message since
36:00 <The_Baron> good ol shovels
37:00 <Maurice> LOL
37:00 <Maurice> beehhh, if you don't fuck up, I'm going to beat you with a shovel
37:00 <The_Baron> nah doesn't work if u can't actually do it
37:00 <Serenity> he lives just around the corner apparently.. hes like can i have your address so i can send you a wedding invite..
37:00 <Serenity> NO.
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <Maurice> Ahh theres 1 in every family
38:00 <Maurice> 15 in mine
38:00 <Serenity> dont waste the paper we'renot going
38:00 <The_Baron> only wedding I ever been to was my own
38:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... savour this moment
38:00 <Maurice> I've been to mine and my siblings and 1 friend
38:00 <Serenity> ive not been to any as an adult besides my own and my sisters
38:00 <The_Baron> and still got no yoghurt maker
39:00 <The_Baron> what a waste of time
39:00 <Serenity> my sisters i was 7 months preggo and went home early
39:00 <Maurice> Oh and my cousin
39:00 <Serenity> and we didnt even have a reception thats how much i hate weddings
39:00 <Maurice> Wow, the numbers are jumping up
39:00 <beehhh> i'm going to explode soon
40:00 <Maurice> GOOD
40:00 <Maurice> Just stay away from tall buildings
40:00 <Excessive> r u preggers beehhh?
40:00 <The_Baron> the reception is the best part
41:00 <The_Baron> well for me it was. Drank so much absinthe surprised I didn't cut myself
41:00 <Serenity> we came home had a bbq with a few people and got drunk
41:00 <Serenity> that was out reception i guess
41:00 <Serenity> our
41:00 <The_Baron> we hired out a nightclub, got heaps of DJ's and bands
41:00 <The_Baron> was awesome fun
41:00 <Serenity> i went to bed about 11 lol
41:00 <beehhh> http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/HEALTH/02/08/mediterranean.diet.brain/t1larg.mediterreanan.diet.gi.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> im so much fun
41:00 <Maurice> My child stole my drink and got caught on camera at mine
42:00 <Excessive> I don't think I'll ever marry
42:00 <Maurice> Same
42:00 <beehhh> never again
42:00 <Serenity> at my sisters i was 7 months preggo maybe 8 and looked like a beached whale and by the end of the night my feet looked like blow up dingys
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Excessive> I like doin stuff my way too much than to be subjected to compromise
43:00 <beehhh> next life i dont wish to become a human
43:00 <Serenity> and i had to dance with her hubbys brother and he is disgusting
43:00 <Maurice> Ewww
43:00 <Maurice> I didn't dance at any of them
43:00 <Maurice> I'd probably break my ankle
45:00 <The_Baron> well u two are certainly lively and vivacious
45:00 <Excessive> I mean I don't mind the gf idea, but I'm jus not up to compromise/commitment
46:00 <beehhh> i'm emmune to sex
46:00 <Bastardly_One> emmune huh?
47:00 <beehhh> asexuality disorder
47:00 <beehhh> bad ritual
47:00 <Excessive> this way, on my own I can spend mah last dollar on ch00f orr grog 2 days b4 payday and even not have anything to eat for the following day ......... and I'm fine with that ......... in a partnership u jus can't do that
49:00 <beehhh> just because i'm a human doesnt mean my brain is capable functioning faster than fastest computer in this world
49:00 <The_Baron> no ur "emmune" to the opposite sex
49:00 <The_Baron> or any sex
49:00 <The_Baron> or species
49:00 <beehhh> of
49:00 <beehhh> all i need to do is gather them pieces together
49:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, not if u got a missus who loves to smoke too
50:00 <The_Baron> I buy the weed for one fortnight, then she the next
50:00 <The_Baron> it's a good system
50:00 <Maurice> I'm in a partnership, so to speak, and I don't live pay day to pay day
50:00 <Maurice> Theres 11k sitting in the bank doing nothing, paid again on tuesday
51:00 <Aurelius> well perhaps it's earning interest
51:00 <thestig> that all?
51:00 <Maurice> Sorry Charlie, we're not all millionaires like you :(
51:00 <Aurelius> lolz. 'thestig'
51:00 <thestig> AH THE SINGLE LIFE
51:00 <thestig> no kids
51:00 <Serenity> [10:45pm] <The_Baron> well u two are certainly lively and vivacious
51:00 <Serenity> generally am at any other event
51:00 <Aurelius> I love the dickheads you let live in this shithole
51:00 <thestig> hey sezz
51:00 <Serenity> weddings are a boring event
52:00 <Serenity> cant think of anything worse than that much family in one room
52:00 <beehhh> going to canada is hitting the jackpot for some
52:00 <Serenity> hey stig
52:00 <Maurice> Says pop-d0g..
52:00 <beehhh> something money cant buy
52:00 <beehhh> I owe you a favor....
52:00 <pop-d0g> ;)
53:00 <The_Baron> well my wedding musta been the exception
53:00 <The_Baron> coz it was super fun
53:00 <The_Baron> didn't have anyone that annoyed me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of marriages
53:00 <The_Baron> except one friends GF that stole one of the gifts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> my hand wants a divorce :(
54:00 <The_Baron> the lame thing is, it was a stick blender
54:00 <The_Baron> have u been cheating with lefty?
54:00 <xm> i thought it was the MIDI keyboard you never got
54:00 <Serenity> who the hell steals wedding gifts
54:00 <Serenity> thats fairly... tacky
54:00 <The_Baron> tacky aint the word
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... it is innit?
54:00 <The_Baron> cuntact
54:00 <Bastardly_One> low ...
54:00 <Serenity> yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely
55:00 <Bastardly_One> for once she was being tactful
55:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
55:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah lay down now ................ so l8ers
55:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, other than that
55:00 <xm> ive heard of people stealing beer from wedding receptions but that's about it
55:00 <The_Baron> was fun
55:00 <The_Baron> one friend brought over a 8ball of gas 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> later Excessive
55:00 <The_Baron> and the wedding party was well fucked
56:00 <The_Baron> smoked heap of hash, drank a tonne of absinthe and tequila slammers
56:00 <The_Baron> danced my arse off
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty hardcore
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did you have to go to hospital to get it put back on?
57:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
58:00 <The_Baron> nah, it's like mr. potato head
58:00 <The_Baron> just pop it back in
58:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <The_Baron> though I lost all the other attachments
58:00 <The_Baron> I seem to only have the "fat wog arse that wobbles" piece now
00:00 <Moke> lol at u cunts
00:00 <Moke> dj scotch egg
01:00 <The_Baron> saw him play with ova-naxx years ago
01:00 <The_Baron> japanese chiptune breakshit yay!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Motley Crue are finally calling it a day
03:00 <The_Baron> finally
03:00 <Bastardly_One> The termination agreement becomes effective at the end of 2015, after a global tour that will include Alice Cooper.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon the rest did that to stop Vince carrying on with the name alone
04:00 <Bastardly_One> because the loser probably would
04:00 <The_Baron> hehe, was remembering this story a roadie told me about Nikky Sixx, he used to show ppl his homemade videos of what he did to groupies. Aparantly used to use a 8volt battery and press it down on their clit
04:00 <The_Baron> made em squirt like crazy aparantly
05:00 <beehhh> i need to clean my couche smells like balls
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to die
07:00 <The_Baron> it's useless, he just stubbornly wants to live
08:00 <beehhh> not happening i is not cumming to straya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't learn though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> never does
10:00 <Maurice> I warned him I would set him on fire if he said straya once more
10:00 <Maurice> A ban is tame
10:00 <Maurice> Not to mention he is one of the biggest trolls
10:00 <Student> i prefer a tan 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he wouldn't remember last night
11:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh I forgot about that too ... lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I looked in a mirror ... and besides scaring myself
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I look old
15:00 <xm> he gets electro-convolsive therapy for depression. it causes brain damanage and everynight is effectively his first night on IRC
15:00 <xm> convulsive*
15:00 <xm> damage*
16:00 <xm> someone ban me for that atrocious spelling
16:00 <xm> PLEASE
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the creature that spawned my son volunteered for her ect
16:00 <Bastardly_One> who volunteers for e c t ?
16:00 <xm> i have noticed how ECT has transformed people completely though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how bad off she was
16:00 <xm> one guy was like lifeless and hell depressed, after ECT he was quite lively and cheeful
16:00 <xm> i would never do it though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it would
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way
17:00 <xm> cheerful*
17:00 <xm> im even too scared to stand near the microwave. and i never touch the sides of the escalators incase i get shocked by static
17:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't work on her anyway
17:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I'm not that bad
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but interestingly
17:00 <Student> xm you just have to repeat it 3 time to get banned, it is simple
17:00 <xm> but yeah ECT doesnt work on everyone
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I too have an electricty phobia
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but not that bad
18:00 <xm> Student: really? can you demonstrate this for me
18:00 <Student> you are your own 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> only with changing light globes and things like that
18:00 <Student> you are on your own 
18:00 <xm> when i was younger i was bolder though
18:00 <xm> i actually stuck my finger down to touch the bits supplying the electricity to the bulb
19:00 <xm> i felt a buzz and that was about it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't have the guts *lol*
19:00 <Student> i just tried to lend you a finger and here you are trying to grab my whole hand, xm be shameful 
19:00 <xm> yeah, i was young
19:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I have a phobia about it but I do
19:00 <xm> pretty much everyone does something stupid at that age
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not me!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a serious kid
20:00 <Serenity> http://www.liketotally80s.com/grew-up-in-80s.html - 4 Maurice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the worse I did was carve things up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a cutting fetish
20:00 <Bastardly_One> carpet, curtains,
20:00 <xm> what about putting magnets on the TV screen to see the pretty psychedelic colours
21:00 <Student> that would be devlish 
21:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, I was born in 1993
21:00 <Maurice> Omg pound puppies
22:00 <megamanga> lol someone broke into a premises and set off the fire sprinklers, dunno how that happened
22:00 <pop-d0g> this isn't the channel I was thinking of
22:00 <megamanga> jokes on them
23:00 <Serenity> 54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - > YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
23:00 <Serenity> 55. You just sang those words to yourself
23:00 <Serenity> i literally did that
23:00 <Serenity> and lold
24:00 <Serenity> 66. You're still singing "Shot Through the Heart" in your head, aren't you!
24:00 <megamanga> bogan anthems
25:00 <Bastardly_One> these roast potatoes are delicious
25:00 <Student> normally when a person is hungry, they like whatever they get 
26:00 <Serenity> normally people shut the hell up when they're told to
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well, except me
29:00 <megamanga> i only listen to women when their cleavage are showing
29:00 <megamanga> except old women...
29:00 <Student> listen? or watch?
29:00 <megamanga> well if theres no tits theres nothingto pay attention to
30:00 <Student> so you are into fat ?
30:00 <megamanga> only when im sticking it into you
30:00 <megamanga> xx
31:00 <Student> nothing wrong with wishing
32:00 <megamanga> i dont need to wish, my gf has amazing tits
32:00 <Serenity> alright im going to bed
32:00 <Serenity> im gonna leave you guys with a present
32:00 <megamanga> inb4 goatse
32:00 <megamanga> gee you gav us shads, what a shit present
32:00 <xm> where Student comes from goatse is not a joke at all. but a way of life
33:00 <megamanga> best present eva
33:00 <Serenity> night :P
33:00 <Maurice> Best pressie
33:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco <3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
35:00 <Bonny> night Serenity.. :)
42:00 <The_Baron> hey shads
42:00 <shadsam> yo
47:00 <shadsam> made anything
48:00 <The_Baron> nah
48:00 <The_Baron> still learning Harmor
48:00 <megamanga> i just made something by bashing my face into the on screen keyboard in fruity loops
48:00 <shadsam> harmor roxx
48:00 <megamanga> it sounds like a skrillex masterpiece
49:00 <The_Baron> it sure does
49:00 <shadsam> nice mega
49:00 <shadsam> fruitys very powerfull
51:00 <shadsam> ima get another lech on this us board
51:00 <shadsam> 18 bux
51:00 <The_Baron> I'll put up a lil snippet of some shit I am doing with harmor though
52:00 <shadsam> kk
52:00 <shadsam> get paid in n hour
52:00 <shadsam> woot
53:00 <megamanga> i just got paid too, pity its going into house deposit
53:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/lil-snippet
53:00 <The_Baron> it really is quite a lil snippet
53:00 <shadsam> spewn mega
53:00 <megamanga> oh well i can wank to my hearts content in the new house
53:00 <megamanga> dick in hand 24/7
54:00 <shadsam> how many bedroom
54:00 <megamanga> 4
54:00 <shadsam> fuck
54:00 <shadsam> by yourself
54:00 <megamanga> yep
54:00 <shadsam> man u loln
54:00 <shadsam> i was in 3
54:00 <shadsam> fuckn supurb
54:00 <shadsam> 3 years
54:00 <megamanga> ad a home theatre room n a alfresco area
55:00 <megamanga> might as well get everything
55:00 <shadsam> chronix
55:00 <shadsam> excellent
55:00 <megamanga> forever poor
55:00 <shadsam> dois in skyline
55:00 <shadsam> yeah same
56:00 <shadsam> ok baron chk now
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> allnighter time ey
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
56:00 <The_Baron> it's only 24 seconds, but shows off harmors bass ability I reckon
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fart
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh that felt great
57:00 <shadsam> lol rad m8
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1620981_737382896273806_1361941546_n.jpg
58:00 <shadsam> nice synth worx
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rockstar juice time bro
58:00 <shadsam> XD
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
58:00 <The_Baron> cheers shads
58:00 <megamanga> i require nutrients
59:00 <shadsam> Harmor amazing
59:00 <shadsam> theres another 1 baron
59:00 <shadsam> humour
59:00 <shadsam> somting like that
00:00 <The_Baron> u mean Harmless?
00:00 <shadsam> yup
00:00 <The_Baron> which is the stripped down version of Harmour
00:00 <The_Baron> Harmor*
00:00 <shadsam> lil brother
00:00 <The_Baron> have u messed around with the imaging much?
00:00 <The_Baron> it does some sick stuff
00:00 <shadsam> no dude
01:00 <shadsam> wow
01:00 <The_Baron> u can put any pic file or sound file into it
01:00 <The_Baron> and it alters the oscillation
01:00 <shadsam> fair dink
01:00 <shadsam> nice nice
01:00 <The_Baron> putting a vocal sample is sick, u can make the vocal morph into the synth
02:00 <The_Baron> it gives really fucking trippy effect
02:00 <shadsam> fuck thats what i need XD
03:00 <The_Baron> always wondered how the big brostep produces did those vocal effects
03:00 <shadsam> IMaging
03:00 <shadsam> hehehehe
03:00 <shadsam> same
03:00 <shadsam> fruity chopper is awesome to
04:00 <shadsam> n vocodex
04:00 <shadsam> insane
04:00 <shadsam> i havnt even started on vocals fx
04:00 <shadsam> lol
05:00 <shadsam> just got gps for the car its wicked
05:00 <shadsam> garmin
06:00 <shadsam> :xd
06:00 <megamanga> u should hack all the voice packs onto it
06:00 <megamanga> i have picard
06:00 <shadsam> yeah true i saw u can change voice
06:00 <shadsam> julie lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i
06:00 <megamanga> or is that my tom tom
07:00 <megamanga> i dunno i forget
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a rubber butt
07:00 <shadsam> i gots the garmin nuvi
07:00 <shadsam> mad
07:00 <shadsam> 28 bux ebays
07:00 <megamanga> i got a generic one i hacked all of them onto
07:00 <megamanga> igo tomtom and garmin onto the same device
07:00 <shadsam> nice nice
07:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <shadsam> coolo
07:00 <shadsam> cuppa brb need rock
08:00 <shadsam> weed
08:00 <shadsam> beer
08:00 <shadsam> found a place i like
08:00 <shadsam> 191k
08:00 <shadsam> got a pool
09:00 <shadsam> but strata fees
09:00 <shadsam> fark
09:00 <megamanga> thatll be like 280 a week repayment
09:00 <shadsam> i got cash
09:00 <shadsam> 280k
09:00 <shadsam> just sold house
09:00 <shadsam> harbour views
10:00 <The_Baron> 191k?
10:00 <The_Baron> where at?
10:00 <shadsam> yes in sydney
10:00 <shadsam> city
10:00 <The_Baron> 191k for a 3 bedroom house in sydney?
10:00 <The_Baron> wtf
10:00 <shadsam> no no its a studio
10:00 <The_Baron> aahh
10:00 <The_Baron> still
10:00 <The_Baron> where in sydney
10:00 <shadsam> cheap
10:00 <The_Baron> it is
11:00 <The_Baron> get fucked
11:00 <shadsam> thats all i need
11:00 <The_Baron> 191 k in the city 
11:00 <shadsam> its more at mount druitt
11:00 <shadsam> over 200k
11:00 <shadsam> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> well that aint the city
11:00 <The_Baron> :P
11:00 <shadsam> brb cuppa
12:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1621715_678650745520213_496772819_n.jpg
12:00 <megamanga> getting all the options when we build because it will increase resale value 10 years down the track
13:00 <megamanga> haha
13:00 <megamanga> they do some weird shit
13:00 <megamanga> down at the river in geelongthey will sit in the cracks in the concrete and joggers dont see em
14:00 <The_Baron> they sure do
14:00 <shadsam> word
15:00 <shadsam> baron u used zeta
15:00 <The_Baron> nah
15:00 <shadsam> i got virus pres for it
15:00 <shadsam> u would luv it
15:00 <shadsam> its a vsti
15:00 <The_Baron> yeah I heard of it
15:00 <shadsam> i have it
15:00 <The_Baron> googled it
15:00 <shadsam> if u want it
15:00 <The_Baron> aah another additive synth
16:00 <shadsam> :P
16:00 <The_Baron> oh it does FM synthesis
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah this looks oright
16:00 <xm> i used z3ta a bit when i used cubase
16:00 <The_Baron> does it work for abelton?
16:00 <shadsam> hey xm
16:00 <shadsam> yes
17:00 <megamanga> allow me to play the song of my peope
17:00 <megamanga> people
17:00 <xm> ey shads
17:00 <shadsam> its vsti
17:00 <xm> this was SX 3 sjads
17:00 <xm> shads*
17:00 <shadsam> works for all
17:00 <shadsam> k k
17:00 <megamanga> www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9UpEX7OpGk
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mighty Boosh I Did A Shit on Your Mum song (Apr 26, 2010) 1:04 - Category: Entertainment - 13,086 views - 106 likes (98.1%), 2 dislikes (1.9%)
17:00 <shadsam> i use sx3
17:00 <megamanga> damn hes back
17:00 <xm> isnt SX3 a bit old by now shads
17:00 <shadsam> yup
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah well not all vsti's work on all DAW's
18:00 <shadsam> still good
18:00 <shadsam> k
18:00 <The_Baron> well dl'ing z3ta now
18:00 <shadsam> put the fan on still warm
18:00 <shadsam> k bro
18:00 <The_Baron> though it seems to be similar to the reason PX7 rack extension
18:00 <xm> you know Hans Zimmer who did the sound track for The Dark Knight, Inception, Gladiator etc did it all on Cubase
19:00 <shadsam> i got some winni reds lol
19:00 <shadsam> yes i know hans
19:00 <The_Baron> xm, wouldn't surprise me
19:00 <shadsam> uses my old sound card
19:00 <The_Baron> lotta trad composers like cubase
19:00 <xm> i find his studio funny...http://www.musicmartens.com/wp-content/uploads/zimmer.jpg
19:00 <The_Baron> because u can do classical notation with it
19:00 <xm> so vintage yet full of synths
20:00 <xm> it used to be a brothel
20:00 <megamanga> i see a lot of analogue shit there
20:00 <shadsam> omg
20:00 <xm> and before that a fucking pineapple
20:00 <shadsam> what a studio
20:00 <shadsam> fuck
20:00 <The_Baron> holy fuck
20:00 <megamanga> im trying to get speaker stands like that
20:00 <The_Baron> is that a TONTO?
20:00 <megamanga> do u guys know where i can get em
20:00 <shadsam> uhmm
20:00 <xm> what card do you have shads
20:00 <shadsam> ebay.com
21:00 <shadsam> not .au
21:00 <The_Baron> oh no it aint, just looks like a TONTO but it's just a fuckload of rack modules
21:00 <shadsam> yea
21:00 <xm> yeah i did like Cubase for its music notation stuff
21:00 <The_Baron> if I had that setup, I'd be making some fucked up shit
21:00 <shadsam> off its cunt
21:00 <xm> i did a piano piece in it once
21:00 <The_Baron> and prolly never see the light of day again
21:00 <megamanga> it lacks an opium bar
22:00 <xm> i havent used Cubase for so long i totally forgot about its traditional music score notation
22:00 <xm> i dont think many of the big DAWs do it?
22:00 <The_Baron> nah they don't
23:00 <shadsam> all the germans use dp
23:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDE9E75dd88
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hans Zimmer on Electronic Music (May 27, 2013) 0:46 - Category: Music - 151 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <The_Baron> so showing this to pricks who keep telling me electronic music is easy
24:00 <megamanga> it is easy
24:00 <shadsam> hes the master
24:00 <megamanga> now post it two more times
24:00 <The_Baron> nah it aint
24:00 <shadsam> hes on soundcloud
24:00 <The_Baron> it's about the same as any other musical method
25:00 <The_Baron> though with electronic music, sound design is when it gets complicated
25:00 <The_Baron> anyone can use a preset and notate it
25:00 <megamanga> i reckon you could write an algorithm to pump out generic electonic music
25:00 <The_Baron> megamanga, I reckon so
26:00 <The_Baron> 16 bar 4 chord progression
26:00 <The_Baron> hit song
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <megamanga> if i knew music theory id give it a go
26:00 <shadsam> dsp is where its at
26:00 <megamanga> if i was still at uni id ask my crypto lecturer about it
26:00 <shadsam> the stuff they talk about on efnet
26:00 <shadsam> about dsp
27:00 <shadsam> they make there own
27:00 <The_Baron> just use the 4 chords from Journey's Don't Stop Believing
27:00 <shadsam> its bullshit complicated
27:00 <The_Baron> Axis Of Awesome hit the nail on that really
27:00 <megamanga> i could get 12 writers to come up with a 5 word song
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay 3am
27:00 <megamanga> it'd make millions
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooooo
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> one more houor
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ima shower
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hour*
27:00 <The_Baron> ^^^
27:00 <The_Baron> there's some lyrics right there
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fucked up on caffiene
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
27:00 <The_Baron> one more hour n I'm in da shower
28:00 <megamanga> yeah thats some good lyrics
28:00 <The_Baron> AWESOME POWER
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks
28:00 <megamanga> so fucked up on caffiene
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima rapper
28:00 <megamanga> doom doom doom bassline
28:00 <xm> john cage did experiment with randomisation in his music
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wiki wiki will smith baby
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
28:00 <The_Baron> so did brian eno
28:00 <xm> eno did it afterwards
28:00 <megamanga> if you strip it down it seems purely mathematic in nature anyway
28:00 <The_Baron> I quite liked Koan Pro
28:00 <megamanga> if i wasnt sleep deprived id research it
29:00 <The_Baron> it was fun to hook up to synths and just sit there stoned listenin to randomly generated shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHY IS THE RUM GONE!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf unf unf
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> why is the rum gone?
29:00 <megamanga> for crying out loud
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf unf!
29:00 <megamanga> i said bacon and eggs
30:00 <megamanga> id tit fuck her in the ass
30:00 <shadsam> lol at topic
30:00 <The_Baron> http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/5594/what-dubstep-sounds-like
30:00 <The_Baron> this always makes me giggle
30:00 <shadsam> lol mega
30:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty spot on
30:00 <megamanga> dubstep sounds like a vocoded fart
30:00 <shadsam> yup
30:00 <megamanga> or someone having a seizure
31:00 <shadsam> ive made 1 dubstep track
31:00 <shadsam> it sux
31:00 <The_Baron> I can make it, the elements are easy
31:00 <The_Baron> it's a pain to EQ though
31:00 <shadsam> true
31:00 <shadsam> just master eq
31:00 <The_Baron> nah
32:00 <The_Baron> the easiest genre I found to EQ was actually all the trance genres
32:00 <The_Baron> because the elements are in their own pockets
32:00 <The_Baron> like it's a lead high end, bass line and mid range kicks
32:00 <The_Baron> mid/low kicks*
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh uh uhhh
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope when i go for a walk cunts dont think im on drugs
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
34:00 <xm> that is one of the reasons why i liked progressive house. the number of percussion layers were quite basic and less clashing
34:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDjIGV-RbYA
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Zappa - Samba Funk - Synclavier Music (Nov 14, 2012) 11:34 - Category: Music - 2,014 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <The_Baron> yeah prog house is easy to eq/master too
35:00 <xm> when i write chillout i get a headache trying to get all the beats not to clash with the rest
35:00 <xm> even though chillout is typically 6 layers max
35:00 <xm> (recommended)
35:00 <The_Baron> that's why sidechain and extreme eq'ing are great
35:00 <shadsam> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
36:00 <The_Baron> I wish I had my chillout shit on this puter
36:00 <dad> shads.jpg
36:00 <dad> the beers and the beards
36:00 <dad> the big bad bong
36:00 <shadsam> lo,l
36:00 <dad> welcome xm
36:00 <xm> is it steven?
36:00 <dad> it must be!
36:00 <dad> who else types like a dog with rabies?
36:00 <dad> ah, it must be longie then!
36:00 <shadsam> heheheh
36:00 <dad> <SERENITY> FAGGOT
37:00 <shadsam> lollolol
38:00 <shadsam> stupid cunt student
39:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o
39:00 <The_Baron> it moves
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it does!
40:00 <shadsam> zetas powerfull
40:00 <The_Baron> if it bleeds, we can kill it
40:00 <shadsam> z3ta
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah tis pretty cool
41:00 <The_Baron> muckin with it on the side now
41:00 <shadsam> k k
42:00 <shadsam> brb
42:00 <The_Baron> it's a lot easier than PX7
42:00 <The_Baron> this is neato
42:00 <shadsam> u tried fm7
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
42:00 <The_Baron> I got it
42:00 <shadsam> kk
42:00 <The_Baron> it was a cunt to learn
43:00 <shadsam> :)
43:00 <shadsam> theres fm8
43:00 <The_Baron> not a fan of fm8
43:00 <shadsam> k
43:00 <dad> so who else uses $10,000 of equipment to produce extremely amateur music?
43:00 <The_Baron> I wish I had 10 grand of equipment
44:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/world/in-north-korea-meth-is-offered-as-casually-as-a-cup-of-tea-20140129-hvabv.html
44:00 <shadsam> i use 200
44:00 <dad> i'm dad, i throw money at everything and revel in mediocrity
44:00 <dad> and i *never* get published
44:00 <shadsam> nice q nice
44:00 <The_Baron> being published is overrated
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey dad
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur show sucks dick
46:00 <The_Baron> that north korean shard looks oright
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> poof
46:00 <The_Baron> maybe u should defect, shads
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> but why is the rum gone?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd need one of those russian freight planes to move him
47:00 <The_Baron> youch
47:00 <The_Baron> but lol
48:00 <dad> pedodad
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm such a bastard
49:00 <dad> i need more CPUs
49:00 <shadsam> 16 core
49:00 <dad> i bet this x11-based coin will explode
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking cunt flew his chopper into me
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> smart move
49:00 <shadsam> baron same shit i get
50:00 <dad> 16 cores with less than 100 watts TDP would do nicely
50:00 <The_Baron> yeah but prolly at a miniscule fraction of the cost
50:00 <The_Baron> australian meth prices are a joke
50:00 <shadsam> true
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah well meth is shit
50:00 <dad> YA FUCKIN DOG
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> for prostitutes
50:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> COME AT ME CUNT!!
51:00 <shadsam> they prefer coke
51:00 <Bastardly_One> DARE YA!
51:00 <shadsam> sluts
51:00 <The_Baron> troo
51:00 <shadsam> ive fucked 40 pros
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol b1
52:00 <The_Baron> I think u got one in ur belly button still
52:00 <The_Baron> okay I won't do that again
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he ate one too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> was hungry half way through
52:00 <shadsam> cut n tuck
52:00 <shadsam> brb cuppa
52:00 <Bastardly_One> killed her and made a bbq
53:00 <The_Baron> that would make a good gore movie
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we should become the next ... ummmm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> those guys who made saw into a mint
54:00 <The_Baron> I forget their names
54:00 <The_Baron> though I know they went to Narrabundah college like me
54:00 <The_Baron> that's all I remember really
55:00 <Q{> Flatulence from about 90 dairy cattle has caused a big methane explosion at a barn in Rasdorf, Germany. In the barn for 90 dairy cows, methane built up for unknown reasons and was probably ignited by a static discharge, exploding in a darting flame, police said. The roof was damaged and one cow was slightly injured.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> funny
55:00 <The_Baron> that woulda been cool to watch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> these cunts keep shooting me down
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will rock up to their house and beat their twelve year old brains out
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
58:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/paulo_dandrea/macaco-azul
59:00 <The_Baron> brazilian weirdness
59:00 <The_Baron> some awesome shit coming out of that country
01:00 <shadsam> :))
01:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> some hot fatty come to my place immediately
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this shoulder is about to be ripped out just to get rid of the strain
02:00 <shadsam> i gotta buy a usb drive
02:00 <shadsam> im full up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it's pissing me off
02:00 <The_Baron> rotator cuff?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to tell
02:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of feels like it
02:00 <shadsam> whats that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> won't go back in place ... yet ... I can feel it
03:00 <The_Baron> rotator cuff = joint socket
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the doc is just gonna push it in herself
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna cry in relief
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and that'll be that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't get it and it's not popping no matter what
03:00 <The_Baron> oh it's dislocated
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> no wonder im in a bad mood it's devil's hour
03:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked if I know how I did it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... no way
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's strained
03:00 <The_Baron> hmm
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and i reckon it's muscle
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can push it
03:00 <The_Baron> oh just muscle
04:00 <Bastardly_One> tendon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
04:00 <The_Baron> u got any olive oil?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> won't work
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
04:00 <The_Baron> it should get rid of the ache a bit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am Mr Healing Hands
04:00 <The_Baron> olive oil neutralises lactic acid
04:00 <shadsam> use some shoe polish
04:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/woman-trapped-under-bus-on-clarence-street-20140129-31mh7.html
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
04:00 <shadsam> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a thing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've tried stretching it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> popping it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> massaging it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you name it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she's just gonna go ... oh, there ... pop
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if only my arms were 1cm longer
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know it's muscle specific for one reason
06:00 <The_Baron> well it's hard fixing ur own shoulder
06:00 <The_Baron> actually kinda pointless
06:00 <The_Baron> you tend to just strain it as u are working at it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it really
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a stange one
08:00 <The_Baron> everyone has their thing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to tell if it's muscle or the rotary
08:00 <The_Baron> my hip usually pops out
08:00 <The_Baron> been happenin since I was a kid
08:00 <The_Baron> fuck it's painful
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've one leg shorter than the other
08:00 <Bastardly_One> from a shelf put on my hip
08:00 <The_Baron> so do I actually
09:00 <The_Baron> by 2cm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> had a crumbling hip joint as a child
09:00 <The_Baron> or 3
09:00 <druidess> freaks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> same
09:00 <Bastardly_One> right leg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> about an inch roughly
09:00 <The_Baron> ...same
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I walk hunched kinda
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> farkin hell
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and if tired I veer
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is so walk time
09:00 <The_Baron> same!!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ansty
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 want me to get u somethin babes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill bring u back an abo baby
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure you're not me?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs <3 panda
09:00 <druidess> wats prob panda
09:00 <The_Baron> nah man
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cheers pandas
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol too much caffiene
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> needa walk before i lose it
10:00 <The_Baron> but u just described my stoop pretty much
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... hope not Sam
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but shit
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 u druidess
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we're too alike
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit uncanny
10:00 <druidess> both freaks
10:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
11:00 <The_Baron> we aren't identical at least
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell ben to call me sometime
11:00 <druidess> nah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you still bitchy from giving up pot?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR BOTH FKN HOMOGAY
11:00 <The_Baron> enough differences still not to be clones
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i love homogays ;)
11:00 <druidess> how do u know if one legs longer than ither
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know how it happened
11:00 <druidess> now im paranoid
11:00 <Bastardly_One> we get along
11:00 <Bastardly_One> done the same things
11:00 <druidess> so do i
11:00 <The_Baron> druidess, lay flat, get someone to measure each leg
11:00 <The_Baron> easy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> almost the same time frame in life
11:00 <druidess> pay porn rules
11:00 <druidess> and hi
11:00 <druidess> gay
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just lie flat and look
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am supposed to wear an instep
12:00 <druidess> ok
12:00 <Bastardly_One> always have been supposed to
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll walk like a spastic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ok with it :P
12:00 <The_Baron> so am I!
12:00 <The_Baron> stop it u bastard!
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <druidess> um
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tiring standing in lines though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you gotta keep swapping legs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> because the shorter one is actually stronger
12:00 <The_Baron> your my gimpy brother from another mother
12:00 <Bastardly_One> having to stretch all the time
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon hey?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the more darker one
13:00 <druidess> mine look same length
13:00 <druidess> im boring
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed though The_Baron
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we take it in turns at
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get the fuck out of here moments
14:00 <The_Baron> hahaha true
14:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight it's your turn
14:00 <druidess> word to ur mother brother fucker
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was Loof just being Loof when he once asked me if I ever chatted to The_Baron
15:00 <Bastardly_One> must really annoy the shit out of people when we get going
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I can talk a lot
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly as much as shads
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, no-one can
15:00 <druidess> steals all barons weed n locks herself in the other room
15:00 <Bonny> nearly?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, he went on ... by himself
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for 5hrs straight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one saying a word
15:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and you hush Bonny :P
15:00 <druidess> like piety
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious
15:00 <The_Baron> beagle used to do that every morning
15:00 <Bonny> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he was just going and going
16:00 <druidess> yep
16:00 <Bastardly_One> from like 2am until 8am
16:00 <Bastardly_One> non stop
16:00 <Bonny> excessive does that too lol
16:00 <druidess> Chris does it toil
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Pieter got ... 3 lines in
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and gave up
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <The_Baron> I think the mentally deranged like to use austnet as a journal
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they do
17:00 <druidess> i know
17:00 <The_Baron> they on irc so much, it's more effort opening word pad than just lookin at their logs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be honest ... this is what I've said to Bonny in the past
17:00 <druidess> were all a lil mental in here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> know what is addictive about this channel?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's one constant train wreck
17:00 <Bastardly_One> one after the other
17:00 <druidess> lol
17:00 <The_Baron> hahah yeah man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck it makes me feel good about myself
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sad but true
17:00 <druidess> nah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of addicted to
18:00 <druidess> u just feel like ur not the only one
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how can I put it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that too druidess
18:00 <The_Baron> "we're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up to the stars" -Oscar Wilde
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but ummmmmmmm
18:00 <The_Baron> I wonder what old Osky woulda made of this!
18:00 <The_Baron> ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes me feel incredibly adjusted
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in comparison to some
18:00 <druidess> baron dont u have work in the am
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and puts my own shit into perspective
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... Oscar Wilde
18:00 <Bastardly_One> is
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a
19:00 <Bastardly_One> genius
19:00 <Bastardly_One> The End
19:00 <The_Baron> druidess I could start work whenever really
19:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the reasons I even picked up a pen
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was Mr Wilde
19:00 <The_Baron> but I already made enough commision in 2 days
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know his mother wantd a daughter
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and dressed him as a girl?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> complete with long curls and shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she was an irish political activist
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and screwed in the head
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Nietsche has a lot of influence on me too
20:00 <shadsam> OK
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the classic wankers like Joyce
20:00 <shadsam> just made a sick drum n bass track
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Joyce was a paranoid prattling drunk
20:00 <shadsam> for the crew
20:00 <shadsam> melb crew
21:00 <shadsam> its mellow
21:00 <shadsam> but rad
21:00 <Bastardly_One> is the mix ... fat?
21:00 <shadsam> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I owe you days worth of flaming cunt
21:00 <shadsam> guitar works
21:00 <shadsam> bass
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you raged for two days at me
21:00 <shadsam> drum
21:00 <shadsam> bass guitar
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
22:00 <shadsam> ./<-rad
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you cant master
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or cbfd
22:00 <shadsam> luv this shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
22:00 <The_Baron> yaeh Nietzcha is good
22:00 <shadsam> smoko
22:00 <The_Baron> Thus Spoke Zarathustra had a big impact on me
22:00 <shadsam> nice nice
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to treat ya to a Nietsche double feature
23:00 <shadsam> fade out the hats
23:00 <shadsam> 1 sec
23:00 <Bastardly_One> babeh *wink wink*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> play on words
23:00 <Bastardly_One> better said than read
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like farting and saying
23:00 <Bastardly_One> come on baby let me take you home
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm as sensitve as Norman Mailer
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or am I being too highbrow now?
24:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind Mailer
24:00 <The_Baron> boring old prick
24:00 <The_Baron> but oright
24:00 <Bastardly_One> in ... attempted humour?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is he fucking ever
24:00 <Bastardly_One> cheer up you emo old cunt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he died
24:00 <Bastardly_One> would of had more years being less miserable
24:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
24:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
24:00 <The_Baron> haha
25:00 <The_Baron> though my quota of bitter old men ended at Kurt Vonnegut
25:00 <The_Baron> shame his last moments on this planet, and his doing ads for Mastercard
25:00 <The_Baron> wanted to kick the old cunt for that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
25:00 <shadsam> using a warm tube
26:00 <shadsam> not mastering
26:00 <shadsam> u/l brb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Slaughterhouse Five
26:00 <Bastardly_One> must be read by all
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah
27:00 <The_Baron> read it 10 times
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like Robert Anton Wilson then
27:00 <The_Baron> aint read him
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
27:00 <Bastardly_One> right up your alley
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah will check him out
28:00 <The_Baron> it's sad I aint really read much anything in ages
28:00 <Bastardly_One> start with ... maybe the illuminati trilogy for shit and giggles
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and then schrondingers cat
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> where he explains quantum theory
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in story form
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooo good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and then ... Masks of the Illuminati
28:00 <The_Baron> oh man
28:00 <Bastardly_One> which is just a myserty
29:00 <The_Baron> my best friend was tryin to get me to read that
29:00 <The_Baron> memory flash 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but the main character are
29:00 <Bastardly_One> James Joyce and albert einstein solving this crime
29:00 <The_Baron> that's the series where he goes on about 4th dimensional logic?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> done by alesteir crowley
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he brings that up in ...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah there is
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but ummmmmm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah one of them anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <druidess> now u got tism what r ya in my head
30:00 <The_Baron> yaeh sounds good
30:00 <The_Baron> well i am a phillip k dick fan
30:00 <The_Baron> so shit like that appeals to me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that masks of the illuminati is short
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and damn good fun
30:00 <The_Baron> YOB OR WANKER!
30:00 <The_Baron> now I got it in my head
30:00 <The_Baron> thanks!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who's your favourite genius
30:00 <druidess> ur a fkn yob
30:00 <shadsam> drum n bass imo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> james herd or james joyce
30:00 <druidess> heh yep
30:00 <shadsam> hello sarah
30:00 <druidess> lol
31:00 <shadsam> lol
31:00 <druidess> hey shads
31:00 <shadsam> heyas
31:00 <shadsam> i got a huge cock
31:00 <druidess> cant sleeps gimme a cone
31:00 <shadsam> fuck yea
31:00 <druidess> i dont want cocks
31:00 <shadsam> k
31:00 <druidess> cones r way better
31:00 <druidess> these days im all bout the pussy
31:00 <shadsam> fuck yeah joints for me
32:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
32:00 <druidess> na cones
32:00 <shadsam> gunna get a 20
32:00 <The_Baron> I'm with druidess
32:00 <druidess> pff to joints
32:00 <The_Baron> pfft to 20's
32:00 <shadsam> :))
32:00 <The_Baron> waste of money
32:00 <druidess> thats a chop
32:00 <shadsam> 2.5
32:00 <druidess> :p
32:00 <shadsam> lasts me 3 weeks
32:00 <The_Baron> 2.5 grams, well okay then
32:00 <The_Baron> 3 weeks?
32:00 <shadsam> yup
32:00 <shadsam> yea
32:00 <druidess> 2,5
32:00 <The_Baron> that only lasts me a day usually
32:00 <The_Baron> :/
33:00 <shadsam> true
33:00 <druidess> must be sum shit bush
33:00 <shadsam> i dont smoke much
33:00 <shadsam> nah chronic buds
33:00 <gremlinz> stoner cunts
33:00 <The_Baron> I get 2 gram sticks of good bud
33:00 <gremlinz> :D
33:00 <shadsam> pinnaplle
33:00 <The_Baron> but yeah not 2.5
33:00 <druidess> gremmmmmm
33:00 <The_Baron> but I only buy q's really
33:00 <shadsam> yea i used to
33:00 <shadsam> quarts
33:00 <druidess> u guys suck
34:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
34:00 <druidess> quart every two days
34:00 <The_Baron> why u quitting anyway?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
34:00 <shadsam> 3 it was
34:00 <druidess> coz of that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to quit
34:00 <druidess> unless i can grow it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't have the desire
34:00 <druidess> its bs 
34:00 <The_Baron> I can't actually afford what I smoke
34:00 <druidess> exactly 
34:00 <The_Baron> I have to usually score a qp or pound for someone to keep me going
35:00 <druidess> one day u just gotta say this is gotta stop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, going back to school is gonna help
35:00 <Bastardly_One> at least cut down
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think
35:00 <Bastardly_One> unless lunch is 1 1/2 hrs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or I roll Js
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
35:00 <The_Baron> http://imgur.com/g9ikC3k
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, should help me cut down
36:00 <The_Baron> also hard to quit for me when I keep getting buds like this
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> meh :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
37:00 <The_Baron> what?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to be up in ... 7 hrs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 6 1/2
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
38:00 <The_Baron> u either gotta sleep now
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's at 1pm ... pain in the arse of a time
38:00 <The_Baron> or just wait for the second wind
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'll get 2hrs in or so
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if I am amped at 9am ... no point at all of even lying down
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to be out of here by 12
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... if I can see myself getting at least a couple
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then all good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> only gotta get there and back
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not through the entire day
39:00 <Bastardly_One> even chris could grunt through an enrollment
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah true
39:00 <The_Baron> and btw
39:00 <The_Baron> Lol
40:00 <shadsam> LOLOLOLOLOL
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' idiot
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and shads is obviously in an ok mood tonight
40:00 <druidess> im Chris i fried
40:00 <shadsam> LOLOL
40:00 <shadsam> HES OFF HIS CUNT
41:00 <druidess> ok ill book u into our culinary cooking classes
41:00 <shadsam> I FULLY SPUN HIM
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wb xm
41:00 <xm> tah
41:00 <shadsam> was hillarious
41:00 <shadsam> im going 5 decks djin easy m8
41:00 <The_Baron> all chris needs is some mouthwash and a job application
41:00 <shadsam> just need a pencil
41:00 <shadsam> lo.ol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> know what he needs for real?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a support worker
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he's that lacking in function IMO
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like going to groups and made to interact
42:00 <The_Baron> surprised he doesn't have one actually
42:00 <Bastardly_One> before even thinking about a job
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna get one
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck not? I'm entitled to it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> housing isn't ideal for a person like me, etc
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they can keep me on track ... if I need it
43:00 <The_Baron> u aren't a mental spastic though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I have to use their services because I'm a client
43:00 <shadsam> lolololololol
43:00 <shadsam> laugh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh dude, I'm self aware ... but ... anxiety is a serious thing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my caper
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never believe it but I'm also shy *lol*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so anxiety and shyness are a deadly combo at times
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that sounds great ... if someone else can do it for me :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so, might not be spastic but I need a good kick up the arse
44:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
44:00 <The_Baron> I can believe it
45:00 <shadsam> mouthwash rofl
45:00 <The_Baron> lotta ppl I've known off irc are pretty shy in general
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy though ...
45:00 <The_Baron> used to meet up irl with some, and I'd be the one talkin non stop
45:00 <The_Baron> while they looked like a bunny in the headlights
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me though with chris
45:00 <Bastardly_One> is
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if he is on shots and loof has seen him get them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they go to the same depot
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then how come, when he claims to be straight and/or not drunk he still has massive episodes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be on something else he never takes
46:00 <The_Baron> he's meant to be on haloperidol
46:00 <The_Baron> he doesn't take it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah *nods*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> explains heaps
47:00 <Bastardly_One> unfortunately
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb arses
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I might think taking my meds daily is a pain in the arse
47:00 <The_Baron> well he will just wig out snap and do something stupid again
47:00 <druidess> what is that stuff
47:00 <The_Baron> and be back on court ordered injections anyway
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't do it for a few days and I will wig out
48:00 <shadsam> baron
48:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-sasazz-drum-n
48:00 <The_Baron> Haloperidol is a very strong anti-psychotic that blocks certain seratonin receptors
48:00 <The_Baron> much like respiridol
48:00 <shadsam> clopixel is the best
49:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas SSRIs constantly produce them so you dont get the tight tummy angst of anxiety
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only ya head you have to control sometimes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> unless Lexapro has worked into your system
50:00 <druidess> i heard of repirsomething
50:00 <shadsam> ima get full account on soundcloud today
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear it's the wonder SSRI if it works for you and you're meant to be on an SSRI
50:00 <The_Baron> my missus stopped takin her lexapro
50:00 <druidess> im gonna close my eyes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> silly woman
50:00 <The_Baron> reason she's been so fucken nutty last 12 months
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why she's moody
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
50:00 <shadsam> hmm
50:00 <Bastardly_One> some people say that with it
50:00 <The_Baron> she just gets depressed more though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> complements pot I must say
50:00 <The_Baron> like the meds will work
51:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
51:00 <The_Baron> but then she gains weight on em
51:00 <The_Baron> so she feels depressed again
51:00 <The_Baron> cycle continues
51:00 <shadsam> clopixel doesnt gain weight
51:00 <shadsam> blocks out bad thoughts
51:00 <xm> [01:41:26] 18<The_Baron> Haloperidol is a very strong anti-psychotic that blocks certain seratonin receptors <--- it's a bad drug. an old one that's been around for decades. if you take it for too long you'd cause permanent damage...shakes etc
51:00 <druidess> drugs dont work they just make u worse but i know ill see ur face again
51:00 <xm> you'd/it'd
52:00 <The_Baron> xm troo
52:00 <shadsam> clopixel is amazing
52:00 <The_Baron> but it's given to ppl that aren't really gonna be much use to society anyway
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <The_Baron> harsh but true
52:00 <xm> hah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
52:00 <xm> yes, the infamous depo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> my tummy is doing knots
52:00 <Bastardly_One> over today
52:00 <shadsam> cto
52:00 <xm> i think haldol is mostly given for forced depos
52:00 <Bastardly_One> this course shit has just go real if that makes sense
52:00 <xm> people are non-compliant and keep messing up
52:00 <xm> who are*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so the tummy is doing cartwheels
53:00 <Bastardly_One> brb :P
53:00 <shadsam> there all zombies imo
54:00 <The_Baron> I'm glad I don't take any meds anymore
54:00 <shadsam> bd bad
54:00 <The_Baron> I'm one of those cases that stopped takin them
54:00 <The_Baron> and I am sweet as
54:00 <shadsam> same
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky both of you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what happens when I don't
55:00 <shadsam> my mates locked up now
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah well u actually need em
55:00 <Bastardly_One> life is one big constant stress
55:00 <shadsam> king hit his mum
55:00 <shadsam> fark
55:00 <The_Baron> I just got misdiagnosed too often
55:00 <shadsam> but he uses needles
55:00 <shadsam> shoots up ice
56:00 <shadsam> same baron
56:00 <shadsam> im fine
56:00 <shadsam> always have been+
56:00 <shadsam> brb
57:00 <The_Baron> though there must be something weird with my head though
57:00 <The_Baron> coz when I was on respiridol, it just made me feel straight
57:00 <The_Baron> when normal ppl usually just pass out
57:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/dancemusicnw/planet-perfecto-169
58:00 <shadsam> brb dj mcs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too amped
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking 5am ...
00:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1623669_10152222778021974_1031084321_n.jpg
00:00 <shadsam> pays in xd
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <The_Baron> fuck mr willbottom and his fb posts
00:00 <The_Baron> he actually does make some corkers
01:00 <shadsam> stollen generator lol
01:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1551588_10152219213336974_1817201661_n.jpg
01:00 <The_Baron> like this one
01:00 <The_Baron> he's a talented drunk when it comes to un PC humour
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I saw that one today
03:00 <The_Baron> he needs to do more shit like that
04:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1536503_10152217234356974_2129998457_n.jpg
04:00 <The_Baron> this makes me laugh harder than I should
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <shadsam> mmm coffee
05:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to talk myself out of the fact I think I want a walk
06:00 <shadsam> got sent a dmx controller off ebay dint even pay for it
07:00 <The_Baron> I'll have it
07:00 <The_Baron> is it a 8 channel one?
07:00 <shadsam> 192 512 dmx 16
08:00 <shadsam> 8 chases
08:00 <shadsam> led
08:00 <shadsam> off its cunt
08:00 <The_Baron> nice
08:00 <shadsam> for my 220mw
08:00 <shadsam> blue pink purple laser
09:00 <shadsam> i got a green laser pointer
09:00 <shadsam> high powered one
09:00 <shadsam> from japan 5 bills
09:00 <shadsam> laser was 90 bills
10:00 <shadsam> some dude in qld
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to steal an allan and heath from joel
10:00 <Bastardly_One> already told him that's my aim
10:00 <shadsam> there some awesome ones for 250
10:00 <shadsam> u can get off a usa site
11:00 <shadsam> 1000mw pointer
11:00 <shadsam> off its cunt
11:00 <The_Baron> u have a 220mw lazer
11:00 <The_Baron> fark
12:00 <shadsam> yes
12:00 <shadsam> ive had a few 35mw
13:00 <shadsam> this is strongest
13:00 <shadsam> 220
13:00 <shadsam> its red as well
13:00 <shadsam> blue pink purple red
13:00 <shadsam> 4 colour
13:00 <shadsam> u can get yellow
13:00 <shadsam> mmmm
14:00 <shadsam> 4 head
14:00 <shadsam> 200ish
14:00 <druidess> purple hair next
14:00 <shadsam> lol sarah
14:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1779145_726217054111036_416298104_n.jpg
14:00 <The_Baron> HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA
14:00 <shadsam> ive died my hair blonde like eminem
15:00 <shadsam> yonks ago
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that too
15:00 <druidess> lollll
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who posts those?
15:00 <shadsam> -,-
15:00 <druidess> my bro looks a bit like eminem
15:00 <The_Baron> that was from No Hope For Humanity
15:00 <The_Baron> they get some corker
15:00 <The_Baron> s
15:00 <Bastardly_One> because this dude obviously goes to the same page as that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah
15:00 <druidess> doesnt look one bit like me
15:00 <shadsam> :))
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd I miss that?
15:00 <druidess> im goingggggg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that page well
15:00 <dad> autism_bong
15:00 <The_Baron> seeya druidess
16:00 <druidess> nini
16:00 <dad> i'm dad
16:00 <shadsam> bye
16:00 <dad> meow
16:00 <The_Baron> that's my fave meme now
16:00 <The_Baron> the expression on that koala is priceless
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I still like this that Serenity showed earlier
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1560754_661330750590544_1552703632_n.jpg
17:00 <Bastardly_One> "Pussy Wind"
17:00 <Bastardly_One> charming
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
17:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you meant to work today?
17:00 <The_Baron> ironially those kinda deoderant cans are what most chicks lose their hymens on
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah *lol*
18:00 <The_Baron> nah man, I can work whenever I like
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
18:00 <The_Baron> I already made enough money these last two days
18:00 <shadsam> sup knives
18:00 <The_Baron> it's another reason I got this job, the flexibility
18:00 <The_Baron> I mean I could sit around looking for leads 
18:00 <The_Baron> but fuck that
18:00 <The_Baron> boring shit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
19:00 <The_Baron> still hate myself a bit for doing this
19:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready to be bombarded this morning though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a school day innit?
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah it is
19:00 <The_Baron> got the lunch packed though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> I'm one step ahead biatch
20:00 <The_Baron> nah
20:00 <The_Baron> it's actually my laziness
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sure the fuck glad i don't live where I did until christmas
20:00 <The_Baron> which was?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
20:00 <Bastardly_One> will be a war zone this morn
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> walking is shit
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <shadsam> xd
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> too hot
20:00 <shadsam> get a car imo
20:00 <shadsam> X XD
20:00 <Bastardly_One> family, bro in law, sister and two nieces
21:00 <The_Baron> aahhh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 and 7
21:00 <shadsam> LOL
21:00 <The_Baron> I might get my license soon actually
21:00 <The_Baron> might as well get something out of the job networks
21:00 <shadsam> true
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I will ... one day
21:00 <shadsam> i gotta get my bike licence again
22:00 <shadsam> true dude
22:00 <shadsam> cbf
22:00 <shadsam> oh shit
22:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/74597_155951467930044_26813599_n.jpg
22:00 <shadsam> kookaburras
22:00 <The_Baron> this is the meme I made mainly for dickhead bogans 
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so, for shads then
22:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck a car
22:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1618418_10152575703374992_1667108060_n.jpg 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai john
23:00 <johninja> oh hey 
23:00 <The_Baron> haha
23:00 <The_Baron> what u doing up so fuckin early?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been here for an hour or two
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just not said anything
24:00 <johninja> yeah just readin some quotes etc
24:00 <The_Baron> also my response to that pic http://imgur.com/QF4L0K8
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> sellin urself short there ey kinda_boringmale
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that nein you didn't
26:00 <The_Baron> it always make me laugh that one
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *hands you an s*
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking poofter
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you are1
27:00 <Bastardly_One> !
27:00 <Bastardly_One> -1
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> blah
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> im the cunt tonight k
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doubtful ... cunts are useful
28:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1075633_155957777929413_651904546_n.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> means on an end
28:00 <The_Baron> lifting the cunt ban was the best thing that ever happened to this chan
28:00 <The_Baron> :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah fuck that word
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunny cunt cunt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of a word
30:00 <The_Baron> when I read the shit in here this is my expression https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/579258_181292102062647_605848091_n.jpg
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <The_Baron> kickin bottom or what
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is
31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/482160_10151529239213104_1418812366_n.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yay bitstrips
31:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
31:00 <The_Baron> my attempts at bitstrips were just terrible
32:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1012706_180553158803208_302516088_n.jpg
32:00 <dad> lifting the autoban by that bot did when someone wrote 'msg me' was the worst thing that ever happened
32:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/581056_180554315469759_1632062528_n.jpg
32:00 <dad> giant floppy dongs with mayonnaise
32:00 <johninja> you need to calm down lady
33:00 <Bastardly_One> me rt reading #melbourne
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/7133_161374703103_295795_n.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
33:00 <The_Baron> jesus christ it
33:00 <The_Baron> it's andrew denton
33:00 <The_Baron> !
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I was bored shitless apparently
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
33:00 <The_Baron> u shaved u prick
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> caffiene wearing off yay
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that's old
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost time to drink more rockstar
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like way old
34:00 <The_Baron> still that pic is such a dead ringer for ol denton
34:00 <The_Baron> it's eery
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not reading melbourne though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be with that expression
35:00 <The_Baron> haha
35:00 <The_Baron> so bored almost want to do this again https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1383941_180565575468633_879243826_n.jpg
35:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
36:00 <The_Baron> but annoying ppl on omegle aint as satisfying as this
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never tried it
36:00 <The_Baron> it's just chatroulette really
37:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, had dressed up like that for halloween and went on omegle
37:00 <The_Baron> I wish I had recorded it as a video though
37:00 <The_Baron> fuck there was some pretty funny moments
37:00 <The_Baron> I call that puppet Count Cuntula
39:00 <The_Baron> entertain me u twat!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you entertain me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just as bored
39:00 <The_Baron> what's missing here?
39:00 <The_Baron> hmmmm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> someone to mock
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wake up cunts
40:00 <Bastardly_One> or at least speak
40:00 <Bastardly_One> even The_Baron and I can run out of shit
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm bacon
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's it
41:00 <The_Baron> and bacon too
41:00 <The_Baron> umm
41:00 <The_Baron> BACON!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> got some bacon and i put it in a pancake
42:00 <The_Baron> my housemate did that the other day
42:00 <The_Baron> she made bacon pancakes, then topped em with strawberries and maple syrup
42:00 <The_Baron> was yum!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
43:00 <Bastardly_One> identity crisis
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> bacon pancakes that's what it;s gonna make bacon pancaaaaakkkkee
43:00 <The_Baron> nah him and john are having a moment on brisbane
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
44:00 <excelsior> lol
44:00 <excelsior> he doesn't like my nickname apparently
44:00 <excelsior> seems to just want a fight
44:00 <excelsior> happy to go along with that
45:00 <Bastardly_One> actually ... my shoulder
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it is the rotary
45:00 <Bastardly_One> travels a bit to the under bicep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunt of a thing
46:00 <excelsior> do a handstand 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad idea
46:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than get someone pushing around
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the concept without elaborating
48:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite guys <3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
54:00 <excelsior> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUqpnHvua8 
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crash Test Dummies - MMM MMM MMM MMM (Official Music Video) (Oct 21, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Music - 939,357 views - 4,299 likes (96.8%), 140 dislikes (3.2%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> god I hate that song
54:00 <excelsior> haha i like it man
54:00 <excelsior> it's kinda unique
55:00 <excelsior> brilliantly pointless
55:00 <Bastardly_One> drives me nuts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> always has
56:00 <excelsior> hmm
56:00 <excelsior> a little like like i guess
56:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmm hmmm
56:00 <excelsior> things happen that we think are important
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an illusion
56:00 <Bastardly_One> maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
57:00 <excelsior> lol
57:00 <excelsior> they have UFC on fox 3 all wekk
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get pay television
58:00 <excelsior> been watching a bit in between my Rome 2 sessions
58:00 <excelsior> such an awesome game
58:00 <shadsam> `seen element
58:00 <prowl> shadsam, Element ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 4 days 11 hours 52 minutes ago (25.01. 17:06) stating "Q-Lined" after spending 20 hours 57 minutes there.
59:00 <excelsior> played for 4 days pretty much solid
59:00 <shadsam> lmfao
59:00 <excelsior> what does Q-lined do>
59:00 <shadsam> not sure
59:00 <shadsam> google
00:00 <excelsior> you
01:00 <shadsam> cbf
01:00 <Bastardly_One> On some IRCds, such as UnrealIRCd, a Q-line forbids a nickname, or any nickname matching a given pattern. This is most often used to forbid use of services nicknames (such as 'X', or NickServ) or forbid use of IRC operator nicknames by non-operators
01:00 <excelsior> ahh yeah
01:00 <excelsior> just a nick ban
01:00 <shadsam> k
02:00 <excelsior> like a g-line that actually works
02:00 <shadsam> coool
02:00 <shadsam> fuct him up
02:00 <shadsam> totally
02:00 <excelsior> you think?
02:00 <excelsior> hmm
02:00 <shadsam> seems tht way
02:00 <excelsior> if he wanted to i guess
03:00 <excelsior> there is no way to keep certain people out if they want to be here
03:00 <shadsam> seems there is
03:00 <shadsam> for a while
03:00 <excelsior> how?
04:00 <shadsam> q line
04:00 <excelsior> you can ban an IP, you can ban a nick
04:00 <excelsior> you can't ban an idea
05:00 <shadsam> kk
05:00 <shadsam> * ChanOP sets mode: +oa shadsam shadsam
06:00 <excelsior> oh wow, elder scrolls online is out
06:00 <shadsam> nice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
08:00 <shadsam> brb 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a reason to get a PS4
09:00 <excelsior> yeah man it will be interesting
09:00 <excelsior> i just dunno if my shit connection will handle it
10:00 <excelsior> GTA online would burn through so much data
10:00 <excelsior> i can't see that being better
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh for sure
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna burn through heaps
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's new gen
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so lazy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> in 10 mins I'm catching the bus for a cig run
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <excelsior> haha
13:00 <excelsior> didn't think you would smoke cigs
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do ... but it actually makes more sense for me to get them before a nap
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Must be coffee time
14:00 <Bastardly_One> because I have to enrol in my course today
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the bus outside the door goes there and back
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this way I don't have to fuck around later on when tired in 36C
14:00 <excelsior> yeah i just smashed a coffee
14:00 <excelsior> gotta help build a house today :/
14:00 <shadsam> shitup fat cunt omfgbbqhax
14:00 <excelsior> hey now
14:00 <excelsior> we are all mates here
14:00 <excelsior> love thy neighbour
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got hamburger shads
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol hax
15:00 <shadsam> lol dude 
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sup fatty
15:00 <shadsam> ive quit all takeaway
15:00 <shadsam> just fattn
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sweet
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got rolls
15:00 <shadsam> mad
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> I let myself go this year
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Now I am single
16:00 <shadsam> mines all meds
16:00 <shadsam> same
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Which means I have ti start looking good again
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be back
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck yiu gym
16:00 <shadsam> exactly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> at least to say I'm goin' to nap
16:00 <B1-not-here> cig run tim
16:00 <B1-not-here> *time
16:00 <B1-not-here> lazy cunt I am I swear
16:00 <B1-not-here> can't believe I'm getting the bus
16:00 <B1-not-here> to get some
16:00 <B1-not-here> lol
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shutup and go
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Get me food
17:00 <B1-not-here> no
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lazy cunt
17:00 <shadsam> weet bix imo
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going to have a wanj then have a coffee
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wank
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
18:00 <B1-not-here> so
18:00 <shadsam> k
18:00 <B1-not-here> time left over while the kettle boils eh?
18:00 <shadsam> im dl viiolet
18:00 <shadsam> some game
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah its some hot bitch
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like lara croft
19:00 <shadsam> mad
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> There is a movie 
20:00 <shadsam> assassins creed didnt run
20:00 <shadsam> awesome 2 hours to go
20:00 <shadsam> 8.30am
20:00 <shadsam> XD
21:00 <omfgbbqhax>  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_(video_game)
21:00 <shadsam> K
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ultraviolet was the chick game
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Your game is about a room
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
22:00 <shadsam> lol
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Still sounds hot
23:00 <shadsam> true
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its giving me motivation to fap
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
24:00 <shadsam> mornings
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its night in america
26:00 <CordialGentleman> any of you kids seen frozen?
26:00 <excelsior> it's always night in america
38:00 <spence> Waahhhh
41:00 <The_Baron> ppl still awake
42:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam
42:00 <BlackDevil> like
42:00 <BlackDevil> my
42:00 <BlackDevil> bum
42:00 <BlackDevil> clean
44:00 <shadsam> bail poof
44:00 <shadsam> gay cunt
44:00 <shadsam> use a hacksaw blade
44:00 <shadsam> XD
44:00 <shadsam> Very sharp knife
45:00 <shadsam> shove it
45:00 <shadsam> lol
45:00 <shadsam> suck elements ass
46:00 <shadsam> shops open in 15
47:00 <shadsam> honey n malt milk
47:00 <shadsam> mmmm
51:00 <The_Baron> blip
04:00 <The_Baron> aaww daaaad
04:00 <The_Baron> ur so embarrasing
13:00 <The_Baron> bla bla bla bladeebla
14:00 <excelsior> 110001010010000 100101
14:00 <The_Baron> oh that's how u say bla bla bla in binary
14:00 <excelsior> ;)
15:00 <The_Baron> or are u tryin to travel in time
15:00 <The_Baron> nah that aint the time travel code from benders big score
15:00 <excelsior> lol that ep was cool
15:00 <excelsior> typing wiyth my pinky
15:00 <excelsior> taco juice
15:00 <The_Baron> I was gonna ask if u were eating
15:00 <The_Baron> there I go
16:00 <excelsior> haha
16:00 <excelsior> yeah having some tacos from last night
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah breakfast tacos are the shiz
17:00 <excelsior> pretty cool brekkie
17:00 <excelsior> the microwave kinda fucks the shell though
17:00 <The_Baron> I usually just chuck em in the grill
18:00 <The_Baron> uh huh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> back soonish
18:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta do somethin'
18:00 <Bastardly_One> at this stage I'm staying up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> can always nap when I get home
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all else to do until evening
19:00 <The_Baron> indeed
19:00 <The_Baron> I got some rehearsals today
19:00 <The_Baron> aint gonna bother with sleep neither
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
19:00 <excelsior> ooh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> back shortly
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> that covers it :P
20:00 <The_Baron> I wonder who he is burying?
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <excelsior> he's trying to be mysterious
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> nyofb being none of your fuckin' business
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> nuh
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah I got that
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> I accidently trimmed the beard
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> fucked it
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> this is a half hour clippers and razors job
20:00 <excelsior> if he didn't want us to know he would have just left it at brb
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> lol
20:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> as if admit that
20:00 <excelsior> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> OMG HE'S GONNA RAPE HIS FACE WITH A RAZOR!!
21:00 <excelsior> i had a shave last night too
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> WHAM!
21:00 <excelsior> had to go through 2 balde
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> nuh full on left a bald spot
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> so find half hour of chat
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> this is gonna take forever
21:00 <The_Baron> yeah my beard is usually a 2 blader as well john
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> mine is 2 x3 bladers
21:00 <excelsior> why does mince alwasy get stuck in my nose ma
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> and need a third one for baby smooth
21:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> leather face
21:00 <excelsior> damn
22:00 <excelsior> mine clogs the shit out of 2 bladers
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> anyway
22:00 <excelsior> 3 blader is one pretty easy
22:00 <The_Baron> I don't like being baby smooth
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> sooner I'm done
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> between bong stops
22:00 <The_Baron> actually I don't like shaving
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> the sooner I'm back
22:00 <excelsior> i don't either
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> yeah I fucking hate it
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah no worries mate
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> I just massively fucked this up
22:00 <The_Baron> u shave that beard
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> lol
22:00 <The_Baron> while ur at it
22:00 <The_Baron> shave ur vagina too
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <excelsior> but in summer i get beard zits if i leave it too long
22:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> no
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> I like it itchy
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> keeps me fiesty
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> ;)
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> *gone for this moment*
23:00 <The_Baron> beard zits?
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> yah
23:00 <The_Baron> so they like sweat pimples on ur face
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> oh ya chin
23:00 <excelsior> yeah, bad ones
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> near the corner of ya mouth
23:00 <excelsior> nah just because its so fucking hot here or something i think
23:00 <The_Baron> I've never really had that
23:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> that dimple under ya gob
24:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> if you have a short thick beard
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's the ones I get
24:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> I get one each time too
24:00 <The_Baron> but even when shaven
24:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> back in ... however long
24:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> suffer cunt
24:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> I don't
24:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> *wanders for a few*
24:00 <excelsior> inside not pimples are the worst though
24:00 <excelsior> *nose
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
24:00 <The_Baron> they are 
24:00 <excelsior> i shoved a knife up there the other day
25:00 <The_Baron> actually the eyelid pimple
25:00 <The_Baron> rarely happen 
25:00 <excelsior> hmm
25:00 <The_Baron> but when they do
25:00 <The_Baron> :S
25:00 <excelsior> don't get them much
25:00 <excelsior> ouch yeh
25:00 <excelsior> don't think i ever have
25:00 <excelsior> ear one i have
25:00 <The_Baron> I don't think their is a patch of my body that hasn't had a pimple at one stage really
25:00 <The_Baron> once I had one on my dick
25:00 <excelsior> i get some blackheads at time
25:00 <The_Baron> then realised it was my dick
25:00 <The_Baron> jk
26:00 <excelsior> got a freckle on there too
26:00 <excelsior> nfi how that happened
26:00 <excelsior> oh haha
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's about as good as my jokes get at 6am
26:00 <excelsior> it was pretty good man
27:00 <excelsior> some people don't even reach that standard sadly
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah
27:00 <The_Baron> this is true
29:00 <The_Baron> hhmm, what to do what to do
29:00 <The_Baron> aint doin shit till 11
35:00 <excelsior> hmm
37:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> phase 2 commences
37:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> told ya I was coming back for bongs
37:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> *goes to finish*
38:00 <Loof> hey b1 :)
39:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> hey
39:00 <B1-bbs-nyofb-away> back shortly
39:00 <Loof> k
44:00 <shadsam> 6
44:00 <shadsam> oo,oo
49:00 <Loof> nigga we be fucked up
50:00 <Loof> smokin while i'm drivin
52:00 <Loof> i dont know that shorty's name, i just call her "last night"
57:00 <BlackDevil> my bum
57:00 <BlackDevil> is round
57:00 <Loof> pics?
57:00 <shadsam> clean my shoes nigga
58:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil wants a cok up his ass
58:00 <BlackDevil> http://causefitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/excellent-butt2-e1332878219243-300x291.jpg
00:00 <Loof> now that's a body
00:00 <Loof> will fap to later
00:00 <BlackDevil> told you, round
03:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391028696026.gif
05:00 <excelsior> Yesterday we reported that a petition urging President Obama to deport Canadian pop star-turned-bad-boy Justin Bieber had racked up more than 70,000 signatures. Today it surpassed the 100,000 mark, which means the White House is required to issue an official response.
06:00 <BlackDevil> yea, sadly wont happen
07:00 <excelsior> nothing would really change anyways
07:00 <excelsior> they have tv in canada as well
07:00 <excelsior> and the internet i hear
08:00 <excelsior> although he could become a cool anti american and do some hippy protest songs
08:00 <excelsior> i would be down with that
08:00 <BlackDevil> he wont be able to work in the US
08:00 <excelsior> and?
09:00 <excelsior> neither am i
09:00 <excelsior> i still exist
09:00 <excelsior> heaps of mexicans work there anyways
09:00 <excelsior> they don't need no green card
10:00 <BlackDevil> yea
13:00 <BlackDevil> the White House has PROMISED to review any petition that gathers more than 100,000 signatures within 30 days ... the Bieber petition already has more than 102K in just 6 days.
15:00 <Doodle> praise d lawd
15:00 <Doodle> hopefully he doesn't move here
20:00 <excelsior> lol
21:00 <BlackDevil> i hope he does
22:00 <excelsior> has the US ever deported a star before
22:00 <excelsior> trying to think
22:00 <BlackDevil> no
22:00 <excelsior> we have refused snoop dogg etc entry here
22:00 <excelsior> fair few rapers
24:00 <excelsior> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1508100_349084271898366_845970539_n.jpg 
24:00 <excelsior> omg this weathergirl is hot
24:00 <zaim> jacki chan used it in that movie
24:00 <zaim> who am i
24:00 <excelsior> geezus
24:00 <excelsior> i think 
24:00 <excelsior> she might be the hottest chick ever
25:00 <excelsior> will try get pics
30:00 <excelsior> http://static.skynews.com.au/onair/team/img/sh-lee_200x240.jpg 
30:00 <excelsior> bleh
30:00 <excelsior> doesn't do her justice
32:00 <eon> morning :^)
33:00 <excelsior> hi
34:00 <excelsior> how are you chris?
35:00 <eon> alright
37:00 <excelsior> chinese new year tommorow
37:00 <excelsior> year of the horse
39:00 <excelsior> orse
39:00 <excelsior> friendly, positive, sophisticated	1930	1942	1954	1966	1978	1990	2002	2014
39:00 <excelsior> lol
39:00 <excelsior> ok that didn't work
48:00 <excelsior> life is a contradiction, truth stranger than fiction, describing the decription inflicts extreme friction to the frontal lobe, travelling the globe from my humble abode
51:00 <Moke> i done a big poo
53:00 <excelsior> grats
53:00 <excelsior> brushing me teeth
56:00 <BlackDevil> a lot of blood from your gums huh
57:00 <excelsior> nah not really man
58:00 <excelsior> i don't do meth
59:00 <Doodle> mef
59:00 <Doodle> yes
59:00 <shadsam> what have we got here a f parrot
00:00 <Doodle> fparrot
00:00 <shadsam> parrot
00:00 <Doodle> is a parrot like a carrot
00:00 <excelsior> wind your neck in cunt
00:00 <shadsam> lol
01:00 <excelsior> fuckign jack in the box
01:00 <shadsam> they rule
02:00 <Doodle> IS A PARROT LIKE A CARROT
02:00 <shadsam> dont be a parrot
03:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
04:00 <shadsam> folty
05:00 <spence> Hey homos
06:00 <spence> lovely days
06:00 <spence> LOL
08:00 <eon> ashing cigga in candle wax got on tip tasted like i was smoking ice
08:00 <eon> lol
09:00 <spence> Lol
10:00 <The_Baron> that cunt still shaving
10:00 <The_Baron> jeezus
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <BlackDevil> his balls?
20:00 <spence> La la laa
21:00 <spence> This is the rhythm of the night
21:00 <spence> oh yeah
36:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3v4OeaOSxDk#t=39
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Re: Knut (Jan 24, 2014) 2:32 - Category: Music - 141 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <shadsam> ..
51:00 <shadsam> Passenger of Shit remix video. Enjoy! :)﻿
51:00 <shadsam> Reply
51:00 <shadsam>  ·  
51:00 <shadsam> :))))
51:00 <shadsam> o,o
51:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil: sniff ur own farts
52:00 <shadsam> poo
57:00 <shadsam> o,o
59:00 <Bonny> sif you don't sniff your own farts, ShadowLurker
59:00 <Bonny> oops ShadowLurker
59:00 <Bonny> shadsam
00:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMK9SU0sdXI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dropping A Bag Of Fake Weed In Public Prank (Social Experiment) (Nov 9, 2013) 7:42 - Category: Comedy - 366,253 views - 2,661 likes (95.9%), 113 dislikes (4.1%)
00:00 <shadsam> ..
01:00 <shadsam> lwaxana
01:00 <shadsam> :)
01:00 <Lwaxana> hi
01:00 <shadsam> hi
02:00 <shadsam> brb
02:00 <shadsam> immik r u element
07:00 <spence> La la la
12:00 <BlackDevil> sometimes you have no choice but to smell your own farts
12:00 <Bonny> that's right
13:00 <spence> Sup
14:00 <excelsior> my farts smell like roses
14:00 <excelsior> so its a non issue
21:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber will be charged with CRIMINAL ASSAULT for allegedly attacking a limousine driver ... TMZ has learned.
21:00 <excelsior> lol
22:00 <excelsior> he's making eminem seem like a poser
22:00 <The_Baron> fuck is he really that desperate for publicity/
22:00 <The_Baron> ?
22:00 <BlackDevil> lol publicity for assualt
24:00 <excelsior> http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads//2012/10/Totentanz_02_a.jpeg 
24:00 <The_Baron> there is no such as bad publicity
25:00 <The_Baron> and all he ever gets is a fine so small in relation to his wealth
25:00 <The_Baron> o0o0 he had to pay 3 grand
25:00 <The_Baron> probably wipes his dick with 3 grand after shooting a load on selena gomez
25:00 <gremlinz> little cunt needs to be thrown in the clink for 30days
25:00 <The_Baron> or whatever groupie slut he decides to fuck then fat shame
27:00 <Lwaxana> gremlinz: I much prefer the idea of community service
27:00 <The_Baron> he needs a good bitch slapping by a world leader
28:00 <The_Baron> Putin could do that
34:00 <shadsam> .
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201337573950541
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmmfao
51:00 <The_Baron> LOL
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1546355_858928947469893_1947092393_n.jpg
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> bahahahah
52:00 <gremlinz> im thinking more of scare tactics
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> i like vagina
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=451875081579586
29:00 <gremlinz> gold
32:00 <Moke> np: Dirty Projectors - Climax (Usher cover)
34:00 <Moke> this is an incredible cover
35:00 <Moke> lol <The_Baron> probably wipes his dick with 3 grand after shooting a load on selena gomez that should be quoted
36:00 <Moke> np: World's End Press - Reformation Age "World's End Press"
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> Wow
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> Abbott has actually kept a promise
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> just lost a world heritage site
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.zgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tony-abbott-cunt.jpg
48:00 <BlackDevil> thats rude
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so is your face
51:00 <BlackDevil> it is
52:00 <Moke> blackdevil is a fat american faggot
52:00 <Moke> np: Danny Brown - Dip "Old"
53:00 <Moke> fuck yes i will be seeing this gentleman tomorrow night
54:00 <The_Baron> I prefer Das Racist
54:00 <The_Baron> Heem and Kool A.D are the shit
54:00 <Moke> fuck yes
54:00 <Moke> i saw them live 2012
54:00 <Moke> lakutis supported
55:00 <Moke> amazing band 
55:00 <Moke> np: Major Lazer - Jah No Partial "Free The Universe"
55:00 <The_Baron> that woulda been sick
55:00 <BlackDevil> Moke is just jealous because she isnt a fat american
55:00 <Moke> if u look at hip hop baron
55:00 <The_Baron> she?
55:00 <Moke> like u got like kendrick lamar,schoolboy q,ab-soul,jay rock
55:00 <Moke> and like there is this crew
55:00 <Moke> u have like action bronson
55:00 <Moke> and u got the asap mob
55:00 <Moke> asap rocky
56:00 <Moke> and joey badass
56:00 <The_Baron> asap rocky is a douchebag
56:00 <Moke> chance the rapper
56:00 <Moke> kilo kish u ever listened to her
56:00 <Moke> did a collab with chet faker
56:00 <Moke> has done stuff with odd future
56:00 <Moke> and jet age of tomorrow
56:00 <The_Baron> u like MC Chris?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> i like eating vagina on a train
57:00 <The_Baron> lol
57:00 <The_Baron> who doesn't :P
57:00 <Moke> u dont do it on a train u might get kicked off
57:00 <Moke> waix says the most random shit
57:00 <The_Baron> troo
58:00 <Moke> man i wish i saw major lazer at bdo
58:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwcVXnTN7D4
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MC Chris - Fett's Vette (Jan 8, 2009) 3:28 - Category: Music - 988,782 views - 3,376 likes (71.8%), 1,329 dislikes (28.2%)
58:00 <The_Baron> a classic
58:00 <Moke> diplo is an amazing producer
58:00 <The_Baron> only heard his trappy shit
58:00 <The_Baron> and I can't stand trap
59:00 <Moke> yeah
59:00 <Moke> so obviously u wuldnt like TNGHT
59:00 <Moke> hudmo and lunice
59:00 <The_Baron> nah
59:00 <The_Baron> really aint into the trap or juke
59:00 <The_Baron> or footwork
59:00 <Moke> u like flume at all
59:00 <Loof> got some good weed :)
59:00 <The_Baron> noice
59:00 <The_Baron> Flume, see his shit
00:00 <The_Baron> the first 45 seconds I like
00:00 <The_Baron> then I realise it aint going anywhere
00:00 <The_Baron> it's good to chill to, like have as background
00:00 <Moke> i think flume is amazing
00:00 <Moke> but the man behind the beat making generation is Flying Lotus
00:00 <The_Baron> I reckon he is only touching the tip of the iceberg
00:00 <The_Baron> in 2 more years he will be making real proper shit
01:00 <Moke> Flylo is incredible
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah lotus aint bad
01:00 <The_Baron> but I dunno, just the whole post dub thing
01:00 <Moke> well he isnt post dub
01:00 <The_Baron> it just seems like all build and no real impact
01:00 <The_Baron> like getting ur nob teased but no happy ending
01:00 <Moke> dubstep as u know was started by skream and benga
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah yeah
01:00 <The_Baron> back in 2001
01:00 <Moke> and post dubstep us a tag thats been placed on james blake
01:00 <Moke> and mount kimbi
01:00 <Moke> kimbie
02:00 <The_Baron> fuck james blake
02:00 <Moke> mount kimbie and blake r unique
02:00 <The_Baron> his productions are truly boring as batshit
02:00 <Moke> i love his work
02:00 <Moke> have u heard his eps
02:00 <The_Baron> my wife loves it too
02:00 <Moke> cmyk ep
02:00 <Moke> klavierwekre
02:00 <The_Baron> I just can't get into it
02:00 <The_Baron> like I said
02:00 <The_Baron> it's like getting ur dick teased with no payoff
02:00 <Moke> see u know thats how i feel about most heavy music
02:00 <Moke> these days
03:00 <Moke> i used ot champ at the bit to listen to new exciting heavy bands
03:00 <Moke> and then now im just like meh
03:00 <Moke> its all the same
03:00 <The_Baron> well it's all been done before hasn't it?
03:00 <Moke> bands trying to copy each other
03:00 <The_Baron> but that's every scene
03:00 <Moke> like nu-metal
03:00 <The_Baron> why I am pissed off with nuskool breakcore in europe
03:00 <Moke> the grime scene is something i love
03:00 <Moke> like stuff like wiley
03:00 <The_Baron> every lil fuck is just emulating the drumcorps/rotator sound
04:00 <Moke> terror danjah
04:00 <Moke> yeah drumcorps and venetian snares are purveyors of that style
04:00 <The_Baron> but there is so much better breakcore out there
04:00 <The_Baron> but the majority are just emulating
04:00 <Moke> when i listen to venetian i can see freight trains running in my head
04:00 <The_Baron> and that aint what breakcore was about
04:00 <Moke> my mind is going so fast to try and hear his sounds its fucking amazing
05:00 <The_Baron> I been really into Psilosamples
05:00 <The_Baron> brazilian weirdness
05:00 <Moke> yeah havent delved much into that
05:00 <The_Baron> actually u'd like psilosamples
05:00 <The_Baron> it's really nice down tempo
05:00 <Moke> i love modeselektor if u have ever heard them
05:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
05:00 <Moke> bungle is a really cool drum n bass guy
06:00 <Moke> obviously goldie
06:00 <The_Baron> Evil Twin with Otto Von Schirach was the SHIT
06:00 <Moke> roni size
06:00 <Moke> otto is amazing
06:00 <Moke> alec empire
06:00 <Moke> atari teenage riot
06:00 <The_Baron> alec is just a jaded fuck now
06:00 <Moke> lol
06:00 <The_Baron> his new productions are mneh
06:00 <The_Baron> christoph de babalon is also sick
06:00 <The_Baron> since we are talking about DHC records
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/psilosamples/sem-voc
07:00 <The_Baron> have a listen to this
07:00 <The_Baron> totally up ur alley I reckon
07:00 <Moke> i like it
07:00 <The_Baron> this track is like something flume would only wish he could do now
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <Moke> man i my self would kill to make productions like this
08:00 <Moke> i have ideas its penning them to paper
08:00 <The_Baron> this guy is a fucken genius
08:00 <Moke> holy shit that little drum in this song
08:00 <The_Baron> seriously man
08:00 <Moke> is fucking sic
08:00 <Moke> holy fuck
08:00 <Moke> im blown away
08:00 <The_Baron> heaps of dudes doing this vibe in brazil at the moment
08:00 <Moke> 20 seconds im blown away
08:00 <The_Baron> hahaah I knew u would be
08:00 <Moke> this is some chill shit man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> time to fuck off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
09:00 <Moke> haha
09:00 <Moke> hey man
09:00 <Moke> oh noes hes gone
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah he has to enrol at tafe today
09:00 <Moke> lol
09:00 <The_Baron> I presume u are a Psilosamples convert now
09:00 <Moke> i start my new job monday
09:00 <Moke> yes man
10:00 <The_Baron> I started a job this week too
10:00 <The_Baron> go figure
10:00 <Moke> i get a car,ipad,iphone and work computer
10:00 <Moke> all as part of my salary
10:00 <Loof> ew crapple
11:00 <Moke> np: Venetian Snares - Pink + Green "Pink + Green CDM"
11:00 <Moke> this is for u baron
11:00 <The_Baron> haha nice
11:00 <Moke> i have to find my hard drive with all my snares on it
11:00 <Moke> u wanna piss the neighbours off this is the music to do it
11:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
11:00 <The_Baron> nah Passenger Of Shit - Smash Ya Dick
12:00 <Moke> yah
12:00 <Moke> lol
12:00 <Moke> im so buying his vinyls one day
12:00 <The_Baron> I'll grab some off him next time I see him
12:00 <Moke> yeah
12:00 <Moke> im collecting vinyl
13:00 <The_Baron> he's fun to hang with
13:00 <Moke> hes a funny dude
13:00 <Moke> just random stuff he comes up with 
13:00 <Moke> i love it
13:00 <The_Baron> he is so shy and chill most of the time
13:00 <Moke> i love the fact he does it and who gives a fuck what people think mentality
13:00 <Moke> like he just does what hes creative about
13:00 <The_Baron> then all of a sudden he will try to provoke westies to bash each other
13:00 <Moke> hahah
14:00 <The_Baron> ypu heard his brothers stuff?
14:00 <The_Baron> Dysphemic
15:00 <Moke> nah
16:00 <The_Baron> oh serious
17:00 <Moke> yeah man
17:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/dysphemic0/machine-dysphemic-miss-eliza
17:00 <Moke> np: Venetian Snares - Husikam Rave Dojo "Pink + Green CDM"
17:00 <The_Baron> he does classical glitch hop with his gf who is a world class violin virtuoso
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120803173158/memoryalpha/en/images/b/bd/Data_phone.jpg
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> like my new android phone?
18:00 <The_Baron> already seen that one
18:00 <The_Baron> giggle yes
18:00 <Moke> fuck yeah
18:00 <The_Baron> I'm surprised u aint heard of him
18:00 <The_Baron> he is the hottest thing to hit the oz bass scene
19:00 <The_Baron> but yeah POS and Dysphemic, brothers and all
19:00 <The_Baron> and such different styles
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Im about clairty2
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
25:00 <The_Baron> why is that still up
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck the cunts
25:00 <The_Baron> fuck me
25:00 <Moke> np: Danny Brown - Side A (Old) "Old"
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> because Pieter has to clean that off the fucking screen already!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to poop, poop or die
27:00 <Moke> np: Danny Brown - 25 Bucks Ft. Purity Ring "Old"
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> chim chim chiminie chim chim cheree
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo woo
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> my poop went up my bum so far i dont needa poop, tmi? call 1800-tossmysalad
16:00 <stebie> ok Pieter
17:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <johninja> burn
19:00 <simba> hes the new pieter in every way
20:00 <johninja> piet MK.2
21:00 <Serenity> I love when stebie uses pieters name like that. reassures me everyones on the same page
23:00 <simba> chim chim chiminie chim chim cheree
23:00 <simba> xd
23:00 <simba> WOO WOO
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> chim chiminee
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> chim chim cheree
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickhead
26:00 <simba> poppin'd
26:00 <simba> u poppin'd his ass
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> mary prolapse
33:00 <johninja> paint my wagon
35:00 <simba> whoa chelsea goleless against ham
35:00 <johninja> oooer
35:00 <johninja> i didn't even watch
36:00 <johninja> see you smashed the evertons
36:00 <simba> sperz got ownd which is good
36:00 <johninja> sherwood is human after all
37:00 <johninja> BEHIND THE POM POMS: Inside the nightmarish life of an NFL cheerleader
41:00 <johninja> Pregnant woman was blasted by female waitress for drinking takeaway coffee inside
41:00 <johninja> When she complained on Facebook, the cafe told her to 'get f---ed'
41:00 <johninja> Cafe owner blames friend who administers Facebook account
41:00 <johninja> Friend blames 'hackers' who took over her account and tried to sell her cat
41:00 <johninja> sounds legit
42:00 <johninja> i had at least 5 people steal my account and try to sell family pets last week alone
43:00 <Serenity> ROFL
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> gold
43:00 <Serenity> i hate it when my fb gets hacked and they sell my cat
43:00 <johninja> t's the worst
43:00 <johninja> you usually have to pay twice as much to buy it back
43:00 <eon> in last week johninja tried to hump my leg 20 times
43:00 <johninja> ell me socksie chris
44:00 <johninja> *sell
44:00 <eon> get fucked
44:00 <johninja> he deserves a good home
44:00 <eon> she
44:00 <johninja> socksie is a blokes name
44:00 <eon> its sockzie
44:00 <johninja> no it's not
44:00 <eon> no double s
44:00 <eon> yes it is
45:00 <johninja> ok christina
45:00 <eon> ok than
45:00 <eon> no and then
45:00 <eon> and then
45:00 <eon> lol
46:00 <Serenity> fucking hell what am I reading
46:00 <johninja> on your bike mate
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf4Kdfkqzpo
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Siri - Aussie Bogan Version (Jan 27, 2014) 1:38 - Category: Comedy - 52,288 views - 3,037 likes (98.9%), 33 dislikes (1.1%)
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> evil laugh
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> sporadic shit
48:00 <eon> out of jack dee
48:00 <eon> now for vodka cask
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf
48:00 <eon> soon
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man this album of my mates is so fucking good man
49:00 <eon> cool man
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> though they're real musos
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yeah so unexpected
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> like uno the person and u dont think their music will blow ur mind lol
49:00 <eon> my music is good if its loud
50:00 <eon> but upthemselves cunts dont listen
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0edO22Kq68I
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'M AN ALCOHOLIC (Aug 31, 2013) 2:47 - Category: People and Blogs - 50,431 views - 846 likes (99.1%), 8 dislikes (0.9%)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> this shit is somewhere between opeth and um, can't think of the right band lol
50:00 <simba> we all give every track a go chris, its all dog shit
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba you'd like this man
50:00 <simba> the louder you turn it the worse it gets
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5 track album
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> third one goes for a while, it's my fav
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm could rip to laptop hey but how do i upload a song simba?
51:00 <simba> alt + f4
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I did that once and met Picard in hell.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD XD XD
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> balls
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> in and around your mouth
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVfs38o-SDQ
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AUSSIE P0RN XXX (Dec 10, 2012) 2:22 - Category: Comedy - 131,468 views - 1,481 likes (97.2%), 43 dislikes (2.8%)
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG LOL
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg i cant breathe
52:00 <simba> how many acronyms can U use to describe ur crappy link? find out on IRC
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ilu BlackDevil
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> one day man ONE FINE DAY
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg rofl
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> some religions say masturbation is a sin
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> which is a fucking lie, because god didnt give us a cunt, 2 hands a tickle spot for no reason
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant fucking breathe lol
58:00 <Lumeah> talk people! lol. 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> religion is shit
58:00 <Lumeah> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a baptist church next to the restaurant i had lunch at yesterday
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I was thinking fuck man if I had the cash I'd buy em out lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> christians never seen a dollar they didnt like
59:00 <johninja> omfrolflollmao
59:00 <Lumeah> lol 
00:00 <Lumeah> *eats lunch*
00:00 <johninja> cute
00:00 <johninja> what are you eating?
00:00 <johninja> *stares enviously*
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <johninja> (/ms is for fgts)
01:00 <Lumeah> samitch
01:00 <Lumeah> no brackets
02:00 <johninja> (why not?)
02:00 <johninja> This message is no longer available because it was identified as abusive or marked as spam.
04:00 <Lumeah> ohhhh
05:00 <johninja> don't you hate it when you think of a sick comeback like 12 hours too late?
05:00 <johninja> dam i wish i could go back in time and pull that one out
05:00 <johninja> would have been tears 
05:00 <Lumeah> lol do u.. lol yeah
05:00 <johninja> maybe you don't do comebacks
05:00 <johninja> it's ok
05:00 <johninja> not for everyone
06:00 <Lumeah> lol its funny 
06:00 <johninja> better to say nothing and be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it etc
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
06:00 <johninja> This message is no longer available because it was removed by the NSA.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> u tharr champ?
07:00 <Lumeah> lol yeah dun many times.. lol
07:00 <Lumeah> any Scorpios here? 
07:00 <johninja> only 3 i think
08:00 <johninja> it's the year of the horse man
08:00 <Lumeah> who else? 
09:00 <Lumeah> Taurus? 
09:00 <centaur> good guess
09:00 <Lumeah> who are the other Scorpio's? 
10:00 <centaur> i made that up
10:00 <centaur> i actually thought you said scorpions
10:00 <Lumeah> lier!.. lol
10:00 <centaur> ;)
10:00 <centaur> or did i lie about making it up?
10:00 <centaur> hmmm
10:00 <Lumeah> smarty
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup j3!!!
10:00 <centaur> all gets a bit confusing doesn't it
10:00 <centaur> hi
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> hai Lumeah u miss me
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> that sex was ace
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
11:00 <Lumeah> confusing ya self
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
11:00 <Lumeah> lpl
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so confused
11:00 <Lumeah> thanks
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> am i gay am i a llama?
11:00 <Lumeah> np
11:00 <Lumeah> ;) 
12:00 <Lumeah> lest i got good comments.. lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao!!!
13:00 <centaur> who was that?
14:00 <simba> Lumeah
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ur into good music, which u are
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> go to Austral tonite
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> friend of mine Simon Peter is playing
16:00 <centaur> don't fucking Lumeah me 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's goin' to be good man :P
19:00 <centaur> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1013859_663134670391969_671540101_n.jpg
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> id penis feed it
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit ma widdle tiny nipple penis
20:00 <mrgrumpy> see the dried blood on the drain?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> trust you to look
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOW LICK IT CLEAN BRO
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i be like this just leb rappin man like itz all bout dat uno we growed up hood and just itz like bro bro uno do a flow get a ho get on the go get like some kinda uno and yo bro and we bin doin this and like yeah we just we got influenzas from every um like thinks bro and we got that shit and bro bust a cap in yo hip and yo leb rap foeva and eva and and eva and yeah
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea gotta go home to mum bro makin a feast nigga
34:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
34:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 hours 37 minutes ago (30.01. 10:57) stating "Connection closed" after spending 1 hour 28 minutes there.
38:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
38:00 <prowl> shadsam, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 hours 41 minutes ago (30.01. 10:57) stating "Connection closed" after spending 1 hour 28 minutes there.
38:00 <shadsam> lol
38:00 <shadsam> :))
39:00 <shadsam> fuck its hot
39:00 <shadsam> 28
39:00 <shadsam> sweating imo
39:00 <shadsam> XD XD
41:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil: PING
41:00 <shadsam> Any cool urls
41:00 <shadsam> :))
42:00 <shadsam> f sweat box
42:00 <shadsam> eek
43:00 <shadsam> o,o
43:00 <shadsam> xd
43:00 <Moke> blackdevil is a fat cunt
43:00 <shadsam> hes a gollywog
43:00 <shadsam> heya moke
44:00 <shadsam> hot there bruz
44:00 <Moke> hey man
44:00 <shadsam> how r ya
45:00 <shadsam> damn martin garrix is a cool producer
46:00 <shadsam> boilin here mokesta
46:00 <centaur> gaytrix
46:00 <shadsam> 28
47:00 <shadsam> nah hes good man
47:00 <shadsam> pretty good ill blow him off
47:00 <shadsam> lol
49:00 <shadsam> ware r the hotties
50:00 <shadsam> mokes a mastr hacker
51:00 <shadsam> im the trumpster mf
52:00 <shadsam> stupid song
52:00 <shadsam> nah its cool
52:00 <centaur> BlackDevil is a gimp
52:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil looks like dikky knee
52:00 <shadsam> hes gay
52:00 <shadsam> hes a tv
52:00 <centaur> BlackDevil has rabies
52:00 <shadsam> transvestite xd
52:00 <shadsam> yes
52:00 <shadsam> nah hes cool
53:00 <BlackDevil> awww those are nice compliments
53:00 <shadsam> he can be a top bloke
53:00 <shadsam> hi BlackDevil
53:00 <shadsam> got any urls
53:00 <centaur> lol
53:00 <BlackDevil> for what?
53:00 <shadsam> funny ones n interesting stuff
53:00 <centaur> yeh
54:00 <centaur> do some funny interesting shit
54:00 <shadsam> u know that chick
54:00 <centaur> monkeyboy
54:00 <shadsam> that got hit by the bus
54:00 <shadsam> she died
54:00 <shadsam> 52
54:00 <shadsam> farkn hell
54:00 <shadsam> RIP
54:00 <shadsam> BAD BAD BlackDevil
55:00 <centaur> yeah
55:00 <shadsam> MAN
55:00 <centaur> if you walk in front of a bus you're gonna have a bad time
55:00 <shadsam> imsure
56:00 <BlackDevil> i was hoping justin bieber died
56:00 <shadsam> hes such a dick
56:00 <centaur> i think everyone is getting sick of the beiber shit now
56:00 <shadsam> complete bad name for himself now
56:00 <centaur> he's becoming boring
56:00 <shadsam> hes a tird
56:00 <BlackDevil> wont be in jail long enough to be raped
57:00 <shadsam> why cant he be desent
57:00 <shadsam> with all those fans n cash
57:00 <shadsam> could help charity
57:00 <BlackDevil> he got his lawyer and his labels
57:00 <shadsam> strt a record label
57:00 <shadsam> just help people
57:00 <shadsam> k BlackDevil
58:00 <shadsam> spose his 18
58:00 <shadsam> how old is he now 24
58:00 <BlackDevil> i think he is 19
58:00 <shadsam> ok
59:00 <shadsam> heaps young spose u expect this sorta shite
59:00 <shadsam> drag racin down the boulevarde
59:00 <shadsam> lololol
59:00 <shadsam> hitting the limo driver
59:00 <shadsam> lmao
59:00 <shadsam> hahaha
00:00 <shadsam> have u seen what he wears
00:00 <shadsam> that red jacket
00:00 <shadsam> elvis colar
00:00 <shadsam> coller
00:00 <BlackDevil> Moke would know
00:00 <shadsam> he got discovere4d on youtube.com
00:00 <Moke> np: Kendrick Lamar - Money Trees (Feat. Jay Rock) "Good Kid M.A.A.D City-(Deluxe Edition)"
00:00 <Moke> stfu devil faggot
01:00 <BlackDevil> i bet usher wishes he didnt find him
01:00 <shadsam> true dude true
01:00 <shadsam> thats right
01:00 <shadsam> usher discovered him
02:00 <shadsam> hes a good kid needs to get off tap
02:00 <shadsam> well hes off tap
02:00 <shadsam> needs to chillaxxe
02:00 <shadsam> we all did stupid shit in our teens
02:00 <shadsam> but not with a profile like that
02:00 <shadsam> the stuff hes doing
02:00 <Moke> bieber
03:00 <Moke> is a little faggot
03:00 <centaur> i think he is becoming so uncool now he is actually cool
03:00 <shadsam> 900.00 14 year old girls givin justin the big finger
03:00 <Moke> black devil and bieber can have gay bum sex
04:00 <shadsam> i think he got kicked out of a sydney brothel
04:00 <shadsam> in oz anyways
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaahahaha
04:00 <shadsam> XD XD
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ash  in shower i blastin BRAD SUCKSSSSS DROPPIN OUTTA SKEWL
04:00 <shadsam> SUP BROTHER
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> time for a fkn drink bro
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> DRINK TIME BROVA
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
04:00 <shadsam> FUCK YES
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mixin with energy drinks ahaha
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> MEDZ
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb gonna skull some shitttttttttttttttt
05:00 <shadsam> GOT THE LARGE COKE GOING BRUSO
05:00 <shadsam> OKIES
05:00 <shadsam> ./msg NickOP mad
05:00 <shadsam> mad dude
05:00 <shadsam> keys flyin
05:00 <shadsam> lmao
05:00 <shadsam> mmm cold coke brb
05:00 <spence> Sup gangsters
05:00 <shadsam> spencerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr                                                     sup
06:00 <shadsam> lmao
06:00 <Moke> np: Schoolboy Q - Hands On The Wheel Feat Asap Rocky (Dirty) "Hands On The Wheel Feat Asap Rocky CDS"
06:00 <shadsam> hot there
06:00 <spence> brotherrrr
06:00 <shadsam> sweat box here brother
06:00 <spence> sup yo
06:00 <shadsam> 28
06:00 <centaur> sweatbox 360
06:00 <shadsam> chattin
06:00 <spence> same bruv works poop hot
06:00 <shadsam> bout bieber
07:00 <shadsam> lol at kunny
07:00 <shadsam> `seen kuniva
07:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 2 matches to your query: LegoMan, kuniva. LegoMan ([email protected]) was last seen joining #sex 8 seconds ago (30.01. 14:07). LegoMan is still there.
07:00 <spence> Lol
07:00 <spence> lol
07:00 <shadsam> got him
08:00 <shadsam> clean
08:00 <shadsam> lololol
08:00 <shadsam> hahasha
08:00 <shadsam> legoman hahaha
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna ask this chick out tonite bro
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> not date
08:00 <shadsam> got the fucker
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> but my mate is playin in town
08:00 <Moke> kuniva
08:00 <Moke> perm banned
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> at this choice pub bro
08:00 <Moke> for being a troll
08:00 <Moke> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> u reckon i shouold ask her shadz bro?
08:00 <shadsam> yeah i dont mind kuniva
08:00 <Moke> lulz
08:00 <spence> PandasDontDrive sup brother
08:00 <shadsam> i chat to him
08:00 <Moke> he got pwnt
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay bro
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm spence
09:00 <shadsam> yeah pandas show us a pic brutha
09:00 <shadsam> she sweet
09:00 <spence> lol no other trolls here
09:00 <shadsam> :P
09:00 <shadsam> some chicks at me mates
09:00 <shadsam> just home
09:00 <centaur> trollocaust
09:00 <shadsam> got
10:00 <centaur> the good trolls nobody even thinks are trolls
10:00 <centaur> its an art
10:00 <shadsam> mad song
10:00 <spence> Lolz
10:00 <shadsam> i been poopin all day
10:00 <shadsam> fartin
11:00 <spence> Lol Shads u poo monster
11:00 <shadsam> they reak imo
12:00 <shadsam> lol
12:00 <shadsam> had kfc 4b lunch
12:00 <shadsam> madddd
12:00 <spence> mmmm KFC farts...
12:00 <spence> none better
12:00 <shadsam> nah was b4
12:00 <shadsam> ciggy farts
13:00 <shadsam> winfield red
13:00 <shadsam> lolz
13:00 <spence> Lmao
13:00 <spence> Winnie blue makes ya poo 2
13:00 <spence> Awesome
14:00 <shadsam> ringing dad brb
14:00 <dad> dad
14:00 <British^Meat> dad is dad backwards
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> <shadsam> yeah pandas show us a pic brutha
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> [14:39] <shadsam> she sweet
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> only showed spence but i show u
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec
14:00 <centaur> dad is bab backwards
15:00 <British^Meat> mom is wow upside down
15:00 <centaur> wow
15:00 <centaur> it is too
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk off British^Meat
15:00 <British^Meat> lo PandasDontDrive
15:00 <British^Meat> why do this?
15:00 <spence> God is britishmeat backwards
15:00 <British^Meat> youre only gonna end up A: running off for a smoke
15:00 <British^Meat> or B: putting me on ignore
16:00 <centaur> what is an ecnalumma?
16:00 <centaur> i saw this truck with that on the front the other day
16:00 <centaur> oh
16:00 <centaur> fucked that up
16:00 <centaur> nevermind
19:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
19:00 <British^Meat> sup
19:00 <British^Meat> U know my nickname :P
19:00 <British^Meat> man i havent called anyone a gaylord for yonks
20:00 <centaur> i'm actually gay emporer now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and not much ... I just got back from enrollment in a coure
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *course
20:00 <Bastardly_One> my timetable makes no sense
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> cool, whats it for?
21:00 <centaur> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/1011862_349089225231204_1080502845_n.jpg 
21:00 <centaur> kiwi porn
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just IT
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> just had to move a bin out neighbour didnt take out
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit almost made me vomit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking!
24:00 <British^Meat> interesting Bastardly_One, i used to be in that field myself, but i got out of it, i hate it soooooooooooooooo much
26:00 <shadsam> they reak hey pandas
26:00 <shadsam> xd
27:00 <Moke> np: Minus The Bear - You Kill Bugs Good, Man "Highly Refined Pirates"
27:00 <shadsam> nice moke
27:00 <shadsam> get some deadmau5
27:00 <shadsam> xd xd
28:00 <shadsam> thats the shit drop like an earthquake
28:00 <shadsam> xd
28:00 <shadsam> djfresh
28:00 <dad> give me all your cpus
28:00 <shadsam> thats it
28:00 <shadsam> 30 core
29:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
29:00 <dad> i'm only getting 357.13 khash/s hashing X11 with 7 threads of an i7-4770
29:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate hates bad metal
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good
29:00 <shadsam> 9fuk him bruz
29:00 <shadsam> xd
29:00 <dad> that's like 3 xlarge amazon instances
30:00 <dad> THE DOGS.
30:00 <shadsam> hmm amazon
30:00 <shadsam> brb searching deadmau5
30:00 <shadsam> on youtube
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> deadMOUZEY
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i havent got ne deadmouse ey
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob have hmm
31:00 <shadsam> k
31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdlQtRP9zw
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth (Aug 19, 2013) 7:46 - Category: Music - 34,502 views - 355 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
31:00 <Moke> np: MM9 - New Chemistry "Many Machines On Nine"
32:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Here to Slay [ Feat. Dead Creeps Orchestra ] [Black Circle Magik - 2007]
32:00 <ShadowLurker> hey peeps
33:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon mr serenity
33:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon
33:00 <shadsam> http://www.youtube.com/user/cabokicom?v=4EjPi_MqO0U
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: User: - Joined: - Subscribers: - They have video views
33:00 <shadsam> hmmphf
34:00 <Moke> np: Bassnecter Ft. Kristine Maria - Arrival Feat. Krs-One (Heavyweight Club Champion) "Yo (CDS)"
34:00 <Moke> see this
34:00 <Moke> bassnectar
34:00 <shadsam> yea
34:00 <ShadowLurker> and
34:00 <Moke> bassnectar is awesome
35:00 <ShadowLurker> impossibru
35:00 <shadsam> oi Bastardly_One
35:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvp2xW0-uZU
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Unreleased Album (NEW 2014) [Continuous Mix] (Sep 2, 2013) 01:32:15 - Category: Music - 473,446 views - 4,527 likes (96.5%), 165 dislikes (3.5%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fake
35:00 <ShadowLurker> is he still trying to be a dickhead
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
36:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
37:00 <shadsam> wb AngrymanXL
37:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
37:00 <shadsam> yo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu2wLN9dIZQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Phantoms Can't Hang (Final) (Oct 9, 2013) 9:17 - Category: Music - 15,808 views - 193 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVvbI410btA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KidCrusher - The Naughty List (Official Music Video) (Mar 12, 2011) 3:31 - Category: Music - 288,636 views - 2,310 likes (92.3%), 192 dislikes (7.7%)
38:00 <dad> bong
38:00 <dad> dadbong
39:00 <shadsam> There are just a bunch of old already released deadmau5 songs, and some bs!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said it was fake
40:00 <shadsam> not fake fruitloop
40:00 <shadsam> read up
40:00 <dad> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GOOGLE
40:00 <dad> I WANT TO SEARCH OFFLINE
40:00 <shadsam> lol dad
43:00 <zaim> http://www.foundfootagefest.com/2014/01/caught-in-the-web-staying-safe-in-cybersafe/
43:00 <shadsam> sup zaim
43:00 <zaim> eatin some food man
43:00 <zaim> you
43:00 <shadsam> music yo
44:00 <zaim> producing?
44:00 <shadsam> soon just gettin ideas from deadmauz lol
44:00 <zaim> genre
44:00 <dad> i uploaded some to my soundcloud, using my $0 equipment
44:00 <shadsam> dunno
45:00 <simba> lol getting ideas from deadmaus
45:00 <shadsam> its trancey this track
45:00 <zaim> link
45:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvp2xW0-uZU
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Unreleased Album (NEW 2014) [Continuous Mix] (Sep 2, 2013) 01:32:15 - Category: Music - 473,535 views - 4,527 likes (96.5%), 165 dislikes (3.5%)
45:00 <zaim> link to your stuff lol
45:00 <shadsam> oh 1 sec
46:00 <BlackDevil> ok i pooped in my panties
46:00 <zaim> again?
46:00 <BlackDevil> yea
46:00 <zaim> lemme get the hose
46:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2
47:00 <shadsam> yeah its boilin here
47:00 <zaim> which should i click play on
47:00 <shadsam> u pick
47:00 <shadsam> ive deleted 30
48:00 <shadsam> to ul gain
48:00 <shadsam> need to upgrade to pro
48:00 <shadsam> over 1200 views xd
49:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-this-is
49:00 <shadsam> might like that one
49:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391057263940.jpg
51:00 <zaim> cute
51:00 <shadsam> lol
51:00 <shadsam> tar
52:00 <shadsam> outa bloody hd space
52:00 <shadsam> u believe it
52:00 <shadsam> jeesus sirs
52:00 <zaim> run Disk Cleanup
53:00 <zaim> see what it finds
53:00 <shadsam> okies thankyou
53:00 <zaim> or disc clean, what ever its called
53:00 <shadsam> brb
53:00 <shadsam> yup know the one
53:00 <shadsam> brb dj
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> conundrupandas
58:00 <shadsam> RAVE HORNS XD
11:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will hold your back whilst u do <3
23:00 <FrostyWheat> (topic) lol does pieter still hang around here
24:00 <BlackDevil> yes
24:00 <BlackDevil> he's Serenity's mate
24:00 <TheRon> pieter lives in a garbage can like oscar the grouch
26:00 <FrostyWheat> is he still completely random
26:00 <TheRon> yes!
26:00 <FrostyWheat> haha fantastic
26:00 <FrostyWheat> its like when ppl vote out people that annoy them on tv shows, thered be nothing to watch if those people left
26:00 <FrostyWheat> vote out the boring cunts
27:00 <simba> http://ra4.residentadvisor.net/audio/RA400_140127_Kode9-residentadvisor.net.mp3
27:00 <dad> pieter's in the tank
27:00 <TheRon> 426 simba
27:00 <British^Meat> i want a tank
27:00 <simba> ok m8
28:00 <FrostyWheat> im tanked
28:00 <British^Meat> indeed
28:00 <FrostyWheat> 3 shots of rum - pitiful effort
28:00 <British^Meat> i used to know someone who would say "oh man, that is so tank" if something was good
28:00 <FrostyWheat> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> FrostyWheat is tanked from alcohol abuse
29:00 <British^Meat> a football team can tank
29:00 <FrostyWheat> oh what to slurry british chicks say
29:00 <FrostyWheat> OH OH
29:00 <FrostyWheat> LUSH
29:00 <FrostyWheat> ROFL
29:00 <British^Meat> and if someone has muscles (which are so in right now) then they are also a tank
29:00 <TheRon> do you know any essex girl jokes??
29:00 <FrostyWheat> juicehead
31:00 <FrostyWheat> rolly and polly matress, and Ng and Gung Ho....
31:00 <FrostyWheat> omg im drunk
32:00 <Ana_Ng> woooo
32:00 <simba> is it your first time drinking or something
32:00 <FrostyWheat> wooooo!
33:00 <FrostyWheat> rofl nah but ive had a cunt of a day so i thought fuck it the house is shmick and i have the day off and its like 40 degrees
33:00 <FrostyWheat> havent been drunk in like a year tho plus duramine so its hitting me quick
33:00 <simba> u rock
33:00 <FrostyWheat> oh yeah im all class
34:00 <British^Meat> i remember my first time really drunk too
34:00 <British^Meat> most of it
34:00 <TheRon> my bro is into geo cache at the moment, and we went and found treasure last night
34:00 <FrostyWheat> oh fun i wanna get into that
34:00 <FrostyWheat> i might leave my business cards bahaha
35:00 <simba> geocaching is a new level of geekazoid
35:00 <FrostyWheat> geekazoid?
35:00 <FrostyWheat> are we american now?
35:00 <simba> i didnt know that was an 'american' word
35:00 <FrostyWheat> it is.
35:00 <FrostyWheat> its an american phraze
35:00 <simba> how do you know
36:00 <FrostyWheat> used on american fal tv shows
36:00 <FrostyWheat> fail*
36:00 <TheRon> i reckon gps could be taking the fun out of it
36:00 <simba> oh ok i guess i am an american for typing it
36:00 <simba> phraze
37:00 <FrostyWheat> ooh getting sleepy
37:00 <FrostyWheat> *pops another duramine*
38:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <TheRon> more drugs
43:00 <Lumeah> where? 
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
43:00 <TheRon> duramine apparently
44:00 <TheRon> waix thats just juvenile
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> duramines stupid
44:00 <TheRon> i don't know what that is
45:00 <Lumeah> lok
46:00 <Lumeah> dad?.. ok
46:00 <Lumeah> hi loof
47:00 <TheRon> `seen dad
47:00 <prowl> TheRon, dad ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 49 seconds ago (30.01. 15:46), after spending 2 hours 59 minutes there.
48:00 <Lumeah> 'seen luneah
48:00 <Lumeah> lo
48:00 <Lumeah> ll
48:00 <Lumeah> 'seen lumeah
48:00 <Lumeah> dam
48:00 <Lumeah> :p
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> its supposedly to make u lose weight
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a pisstake of dexamphet basically
49:00 <Lumeah> what farting? 
49:00 <partay> Lumeah: Farts like a lumberjack 
50:00 <TheRon> a logger ay/
50:00 <FrostyWheat> so does ya mum when i rip my cock out of her
51:00 <British^Meat> k
51:00 <TheRon> the soccer world cup is soon
52:00 <TheRon> australia scores it will be an achievement
53:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <partay> 8-0
53:00 <TheRon> i'm not kidding
53:00 <partay> Every game
53:00 <TheRon> spain, netherlands and chile
53:00 <TheRon> chile is 15th in the world
54:00 <Ana_Ng> please. The Chile.
54:00 <partay> Yah 
54:00 <partay> Aust is 57 ? 
54:00 <partay> Out of 64
54:00 <TheRon> no idea
54:00 <partay> Useless 
54:00 <partay> 56
54:00 <TheRon> i thought we were in the 30's
54:00 <partay> Close 
55:00 <TheRon> damn
55:00 <partay> No
55:00 <TheRon> i think harry kewell wants to go
56:00 <TheRon> lee, hi
56:00 <{LeE}> hi
56:00 <TheRon> hot much?
56:00 <{LeE}> no
56:00 <Doodle> bit
56:00 <{LeE}> not at all
56:00 <TheRon> aircon?
57:00 <partay> Chicks are ranked 9th
57:00 <partay> They should play instead of the men 
57:00 <{LeE}> im used to the heat now
57:00 <TheRon> 40 on saturday, i'm playing bowls
57:00 <TheRon> it stops at 38
57:00 <{LeE}> im going to my mums
58:00 <{LeE}> play in the pool
58:00 <partay> Lee being really fat wouldn't help
58:00 <Doodle> i'm going to lee's mums too
58:00 <{LeE}> with the kids
58:00 <{LeE}> i aint fat
58:00 <Doodle> oh fk my sister has a pool
58:00 <Doodle> i forgot
58:00 <TheRon> i think doodle wants in
58:00 <{LeE}> lol Doodle
58:00 <Doodle> it will be full of kids
58:00 <{LeE}> im taken
58:00 <Doodle> me too
58:00 <{LeE}> lol
58:00 <partay> Lee if your bigger than a 12 you're fat 
58:00 <{LeE}> ^5 Doodle
58:00 <Doodle> not really but i dont want to sound like a total loser
59:00 <Doodle> just a regular loser
59:00 <{LeE}> partay 12 is too skinny 
59:00 <TheRon> i do it all the time
59:00 <{LeE}> 16 is just right
59:00 <partay> LOL
59:00 <partay> Ewwwww
59:00 <{LeE}> Doodle ull never be a loser
59:00 <partay> Stink 
59:00 <Doodle> you never know, if i work hard enough
59:00 <{LeE}> ur face is ewww
59:00 <TheRon> lee is wearing that new fragrance from paris hilton
00:00 <TheRon> "SALQUE MOLE"
00:00 <{LeE}> TheRon??
00:00 <partay> Is Doodle the channel spunkrat ? 
00:00 <TheRon> slaque mole
00:00 <Doodle> nope
00:00 <{LeE}> im wwearing lynx play
00:00 <British^Meat> Doodle has spunk
00:00 <Doodle> this is true
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <{LeE}> its dah bomb
01:00 <partay> to mask the stink 
01:00 <TheRon> do you get the lynx effect?
01:00 <{LeE}> what 
01:00 <TheRon> all these chicks coming up and wanting to get with you
01:00 <{LeE}> ah nooo
01:00 <TheRon> like on the ads
01:00 <partay> I didn't go out with a chick because she had an ugly vag 
01:00 <{LeE}> nooo
02:00 <{LeE}> partay thats fair enuff
02:00 <{LeE}> understand that
03:00 <TheRon> vag is generally ugly
03:00 <partay> Yah
03:00 <TheRon> yet we can't look away
03:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <{LeE}> same as a cock there ugly
04:00 <partay> I have been told I have a beautiful penis more than once 
04:00 <{LeE}> no matter what shape or size
04:00 <{LeE}> how can u there ugly they hang down n look sad
05:00 <TheRon> so size doesnt matther, phew
05:00 <partay> haha
05:00 <{LeE}> since when does size fucking matter
05:00 <partay> TheRon: Only guys with small dicks say that 
05:00 <{LeE}> its how u use it
05:00 <partay> Size matters 
05:00 <{LeE}> partay no it doesnt
05:00 <{LeE}> ive had hell small cock before n he knew how to use it
06:00 <TheRon> women lie to spare us
06:00 <partay> You obviously don't get quality cock then 
06:00 <British^Meat> qualcok
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <partay> lol
07:00 <{LeE}> lol ive had big cocks n they hurt 
07:00 <TheRon> baby's arm holding an apple?
07:00 <{LeE}> O_o
07:00 <Doodle> loool
07:00 <Doodle> och aye whoops a daisy
07:00 <{LeE}> ive had normal cock n there good too
07:00 <partay> I'm not talking about cervix crusher clock 
07:00 <partay> Cock 
07:00 <Lumeah> not if your doing it right
08:00 <{LeE}> lol
08:00 <{LeE}> ive had all sizes 
08:00 <Lumeah> skikl? 
08:00 <Lumeah> skill? 
08:00 <{LeE}> ???
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> i farted
08:00 <{LeE}> it stinks
08:00 <Lumeah> they need skill two
08:00 <TheRon> candy candy candy i can't let you go
08:00 <Lumeah> lol big or small
08:00 <Doodle> i find this conversation both disturbing and arousing
09:00 <Doodle> luckily i'm into that
09:00 <Lumeah> big is better tho
09:00 <{LeE}> lol Doodle
09:00 <Lumeah> lol
09:00 <{LeE}> Lumeah my point is its how u use it 
09:00 <{LeE}> dah
09:00 <Doodle> everything is arousing when you're listening to asia
09:00 <{LeE}> hahhahahaha Doodle
09:00 <TheRon> it was the heat of the moment
09:00 <Doodle> teehehe
09:00 <{LeE}> hrrmmmm 
10:00 <Lumeah> lol it is how u use it aggreed
10:00 <{LeE}> seeee
10:00 <{LeE}> lol
10:00 <Doodle> i use mine for good and not evil
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> i bought a poop
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i liked it
10:00 <Doodle> maybe a bit of evil
10:00 <{LeE}> lol wtf
10:00 <Doodle> but mostly for good
10:00 <Doodle> like helping old ladies across the street
10:00 <{LeE}> hrmmm
10:00 <Doodle> gives them something to hang on to
10:00 <{LeE}> omg Doodle 
11:00 <{LeE}> lol
11:00 <Lumeah> well... 
11:00 <{LeE}> wtf man
11:00 <Doodle> they might injure themselves otherwise
11:00 <Lumeah> that's all they get
11:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm not a pervert
11:00 <Doodle> gimme a break
11:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <Lumeah> lol trout? 
16:00 <TheRon> for god's sake leave the cat alone
17:00 <eon> who
17:00 <eon> my cats alseep
17:00 <TheRon> shadsam, he's running around naked with the cat
18:00 <eon> ive i only been naked really only when i shower and once at my place
18:00 <eon> i could sit naked
18:00 <eon> no one could see
18:00 <eon> but i only really ever been naked once 
18:00 <eon> for all of 15 mins
18:00 <{LeE}> O_o
19:00 <eon> hi blue tongue
19:00 <beehhh> G'day cobba
19:00 <eon> how are u its chris
19:00 <beehhh> http://i43.tinypic.com/vrvbiw.jpg
19:00 <TheRon> beehhh how about this heat?
19:00 <shadsam> LOL EON
19:00 <beehhh> no heat in borneo
19:00 <shadsam> heya chru-is
19:00 <shadsam> chris
19:00 <TheRon> BS
19:00 <shadsam> heya beehhh
20:00 <beehhh> `seen waxyourlegs
20:00 <prowl> beehhh, I don't remember seeing waxyourlegs.
20:00 <shadsam> ron suop
20:00 <beehhh> hi shadsam, dylan is heading for cairns
20:00 <beehhh> tell him to stay in SA
20:00 <shadsam> nice one
20:00 <eon> got a miska cask of vodka apple canberry for 12$ 2 litre
20:00 <{LeE}> [05:10:16:pm] <WaixYourLegs> i bought a poop
20:00 <shadsam> ok will do
20:00 <beehhh> `seen waixyourlegs
20:00 <prowl> beehhh, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
20:00 <shadsam> leee u nude
20:00 <{LeE}> np
20:00 <beehhh> he fleeing to alaska
21:00 <{LeE}> why would i be
21:00 <beehhh> via seattle
21:00 <shadsam> really
21:00 <beehhh> yup last he told me himself
21:00 <shadsam> eat some seal
21:00 <shadsam> imo
21:00 <beehhh> he not getting there before I
21:00 <{LeE}> :/
21:00 <{LeE}> im off bbl
21:00 <eon> :(
21:00 <shadsam> ill see u in canada bee
21:00 <{LeE}> eon u r?
21:00 <beehhh> come to alberta
21:00 <eon> i said i was chris
21:00 <eon> dont u read
21:00 <eon> lol :P
22:00 <beehhh> we hitchhike to alaska
22:00 <{LeE}> didnt see 
22:00 <{LeE}> cyas
22:00 <eon> <3
22:00 <{LeE}> i have a bf 
22:00 <beehhh> lot of asian people in vancouver mostly japansese
22:00 <TheRon> how long has that got to go?
22:00 <eon> ok saves me money
22:00 <eon> and the hassle
23:00 <eon> of looking after some ones kid
23:00 <eon> fuck u {LeE}
23:00 <eon> go away
23:00 <beehhh> i wanna see the queens shrine in london first
23:00 <eon> never come back
23:00 <beehhh> queen is still alive
23:00 <beehhh> Elizabeth
23:00 <beehhh> harrys granny
24:00 <eon> i have rule of thumb
24:00 <eon> if no chick likes me i dont work
24:00 <{LeE}> go away chris ur being a dick i dont even like you, u annoy the shit out of me
25:00 <eon> nah you gay
25:00 <eon> lick carpet
25:00 <{LeE}> its called BI
25:00 <TheRon> chris, please!
25:00 <TheRon> i like bi chicks
25:00 <TheRon> they're my favourite bi
25:00 <eon> i hate bi chicks 
25:00 <eon> i made one bi
25:00 <eon> didnt do me ne good
25:00 <beehhh> having a drink while chicks kissing
26:00 <eon> i'm like a router
26:00 <eon> they all connect
26:00 <eon> and when they got what they want
26:00 <eon> they unplug cable
27:00 <shadsam> lol eon
27:00 <eon> wish i wasnt used as server
27:00 <TheRon> why does nobody on here give people a good turkey slapping??
27:00 <TheRon> better than a trout
27:00 <beehhh> is tasmania good
27:00 <Ana_Ng> turkey slapping is wrong
27:00 <TheRon> why?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> and if turkey slapping is wrong, i don't wanna be right
27:00 <eon> i got melbourne or the ppl melbourne banned
28:00 <eon> hard decission
28:00 <eon> ok bye
28:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng we were looking for you to book us a motel
28:00 <Ana_Ng> why do you need me
28:00 <shadsam> Excessive u work that ddosn out
28:00 <beehhh> because mooses cant be at front desk
28:00 <TheRon> i'm spending easter falt on my back sinking cans
28:00 <Excessive> eh I jus removed port 80 from the port forward for lil while
28:00 <TheRon> flat
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i cannot control the mooses
29:00 <shadsam> cool
29:00 <shadsam> hi ana
29:00 <Excessive> and traced the IP and sent a complaint through to tpg
29:00 <beehhh> dont worry i'll ride them in a horse cart
29:00 <shadsam> nice bro
29:00 <shadsam> thatl fuck em
29:00 <shadsam> :))
30:00 <Excessive> anywhoo .......... I have the stuff for mah 1200's .......... time for service .......... bbl
30:00 <beehhh> delta goorum in LA moved there
31:00 <shadsam> catcha soon
31:00 <beehhh> bye m8
31:00 <shadsam> just made a tune
31:00 <shadsam> uploding
31:00 <shadsam> 24mb mp3
31:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng are there many japanese in anchorage
32:00 <TheRon> many sarah paulin's?
32:00 <beehhh> she would be the next president after obama
32:00 <TheRon> wtf is her name  and how is it spelt
33:00 <beehhh> palin
33:00 <TheRon> thats the one
33:00 <beehhh> i saw it on CNN screen
33:00 <TheRon> damn this alcohol to hell
34:00 <shadsam> drink n spew ron
34:00 <beehhh> i wanna buy a house near speng circuit KL
34:00 <TheRon> thats how you do it/
39:00 <beehhh> lots of tomato n white eggs
39:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
40:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-purple-ohm
41:00 <Calin> shadsam I think  your songs need a structure
41:00 <shadsam> listen to that 1
41:00 <TheRon> they're just noise
42:00 <shadsam> dont believe bastardly one
42:00 <quasimoto> the love we share seems to go nowhere
42:00 <shadsam> lol quasi
42:00 <quasimoto> oh
42:00 <quasimoto> tainted love
42:00 <shadsam> me dances
43:00 <quasimoto> what up
43:00 <shadsam> chilln cigy
43:00 <quasimoto> hrm
43:00 <TheRon> someday somehow, gonna make it alright but not right, i know you're wondering when
43:00 <quasimoto> i've been watching nothing but beverly hills 90210 on dvd
43:00 <shadsam> nice bro
44:00 <quasimoto> brenda walsh complains an awful lot
44:00 <shadsam> nice babes
44:00 <shadsam> k
44:00 <quasimoto> where's Nikky`
44:00 <quasimoto> she knows what's up
44:00 <TheRon> that's the eternal question
44:00 <shadsam> dunno work still
44:00 <shadsam> brb
44:00 <quasimoto> have you ever tried sorting out your entire music library
44:00 <quasimoto> it sucks massive balls
45:00 <shadsam> NO QUASI JEESUS LOL
45:00 <quasimoto> go wash them underarms
45:00 <shadsam> will do
45:00 <British^Meat> i really like a band called Quasi
45:00 <shadsam> woosh...
45:00 <quasimoto> cool
46:00 <quasimoto> and my eyes more red than the devil is
00:00 <simba> 4:1)
11:00 <BlackDevil> so
11:00 <BlackDevil> jesus was a jew
11:00 <BlackDevil> not a christian
12:00 <BlackDevil> sp christian is the wrong religon
13:00 <BlackDevil> hey josh
13:00 <BlackDevil> hows the fuck buddy
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck off
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Who are we talking about
14:00 <BlackDevil> you
14:00 <shadsam> FUCK BUDDY POOFTER
14:00 <shadsam> cuppa brb
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> I wish I was getting sex
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Been single for like 8 months now
14:00 <shadsam> lol
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Occasionally fuck the ex
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> But that was 3 months ago
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Looking at hookers now
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cheaper
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb food
19:00 <Immutable> :/
19:00 <Immutable> I date prudes
19:00 <Immutable> no sux for meh
19:00 <Immutable> but I'm  a prude
19:00 <Immutable> so bleh
22:00 <BlackDevil> i wish it rained josh
22:00 <BlackDevil> no rain this year
22:00 <spence> Wassup gangsters
24:00 <shadsam> yo spencer
24:00 <shadsam> havin a beer or 2
25:00 <shadsam> XD
25:00 <Immutable> I'm down to my last beer
25:00 <Immutable> :(
25:00 <Immutable> :S
25:00 <Immutable> :?
25:00 <Immutable> :/
25:00 <shadsam> LOL Immutable
25:00 <shadsam> ON MY 2ND
25:00 <Immutable> to drink or not to drink
25:00 <Immutable> that is the question
25:00 <spence> Yeah I'm on the froff tops
25:00 <shadsam> got a 12 pack
26:00 <spence> to drink
26:00 <shadsam> yup ten to go
26:00 <spence> lovely days
26:00 <Lumeah> i can't sware in othere channels..... lol das fucked
26:00 <Immutable> yeah i'm going to the gym later to get a 12 pack
26:00 <shadsam> vb stubbies
26:00 <Lumeah> hi Spence 
26:00 <spence> hook us up shadsams
26:00 <spence> hey Lumeah :D
26:00 <shadsam> fuck oath brother
26:00 <spence> chur bo
26:00 <shadsam> bring lumeah over
26:00 <shadsam> XD
27:00 <spence> Yeah we can gang
27:00 <shadsam> YUP
27:00 <spence> Lol
27:00 <shadsam> true
27:00 <spence> to easy
27:00 <shadsam> indeed
27:00 <spence> Gangnam style
27:00 <shadsam> lololol
27:00 <Lumeah> where am i going? 
28:00 <spence> we going shadzys
28:00 <spence> couple froffies n pump it up baby
28:00 <spence> spit roast stylez
29:00 <Immutable> hey JH do you believe in the 2nd coming of robot jesus?
29:00 <JH> no lol
29:00 <shadsam> lol
29:00 <spence> I saw Jesus last night..in a dream
29:00 <spence> asked him what's the meaning of life...
29:00 <spence> he told me boats n hoes...
29:00 <JH> ok
30:00 <spence> gotta have em
30:00 <spence> I'm going boatshow tomoz
30:00 <Lumeah> does he gave grog? 
30:00 <spence> Sat sorry
30:00 <Immutable> I'm just waiting to see spences story length
30:00 <Immutable> only 3 lines
30:00 <spence> get me a new rod n some lures
30:00 <Immutable> my stories go on for ages
30:00 <Immutable> my exes complain about them
30:00 <spence> I like to keep it brief
31:00 <spence> no need to talk a lot of bs to get through life...just state the facts
31:00 <spence> that is all.
32:00 <spence> my ex talked a lot of shit
32:00 <spence> fucking motor mouth
32:00 <spence> stfu bitch
32:00 <spence> fo I slap Ur Arse
32:00 <Lumeah> keep it simple.. lol
32:00 <spence> that's it baby
33:00 <Calin> you miss her don't you
33:00 <spence> n my motto...don't worry just be happy
33:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:beep
33:00 <spence> yeah calin...like a hole in the head
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
34:00 <BlackDevil> let me go pee and ill be in bed
34:00 <simba> head like a hole, black like ur soul
34:00 <Calin> i'd rather die than give you control ?
34:00 <spence> Basically
34:00 <simba> bow down before the 1 u server
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> serve
35:00 <Calin> you're going to get what you deserve
35:00 <Lumeah> lo
35:00 <Lumeah> l
35:00 <simba> ur going to get what u install
35:00 <birdbutts> hhe
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <spence> u reap what u sow
35:00 <Calin> Nine Inch Floppydisks
36:00 <Lumeah> you do
38:00 <spence> scored another nice lil cash bonus and free tickets to the boat show today
38:00 <spence> cheers boss....
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <spence> love my boss atm
39:00 <Lumeah> good for u
39:00 <spence> usually he's a toss but I like him today :D
39:00 <Lumeah> where do u work? 
40:00 <spence> how many employers give an attendance bonus...not many
40:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-ecstacy-pop
40:00 <shadsam> lol
40:00 <spence> I work for an engineering company.
40:00 <Lumeah> ahh cool
40:00 <spence> yeah its pretty cruisy most days
41:00 <shadsam> im a detal technician - dj - producer - real estate investor and a social engineer.
41:00 <Lumeah> even better
41:00 <spence> U forgot crackhead Shads lol
41:00 <shadsam> lollololol
41:00 <spence> jk bro puff up
41:00 <Lumeah> everyones a socialvengineer
41:00 <shadsam> oopz
41:00 <shadsam> true Lumeah
41:00 <shadsam> :p
42:00 <Lumeah> brb
42:00 <spence> I'm a social butterfly
42:00 <shadsam> warez ur pic Lumeah
42:00 <spence> *flutters by*
42:00 <shadsam> heheh
42:00 <spence> hook us up a beer cunt...cheers
42:00 <shadsam> mmm beer
43:00 <shadsam> grab 1
43:00 <spence> mmmm fanny
43:00 <shadsam> rekon
43:00 <shadsam> wicked
44:00 <shadsam> brb makin nuther track
44:00 <spence> can't wait till tomoz I'm going to see my daughter :D
44:00 <shadsam> cool dude
44:00 <spence> she loves maccas nuggets and iggle piggle
44:00 <spence> easily pleased
44:00 <spence> and her daddy of course 
45:00 <milk> is that legal?
45:00 <spence> I love her more than life itself
46:00 <spence> can't believe she will be 4 in august 
46:00 <Attila> what the fuck is iggle piggle?
47:00 <spence> Lol a character
47:00 <Attila> hah. 
47:00 <spence> from a kids tv show
47:00 <spence> in the night garden
47:00 <spence> don't watch it stoned...
49:00 <milk> my mum watched it with he grandkids, she says its purile
49:00 <spence> Might crash early so tomorrow comes quicker :)
49:00 <spence> my mum hates it too milk
49:00 <druidess> lol topic
49:00 <milk> yes I been fucked on medda-kay-shun the last few days
49:00 <spence> but miah loves it so....
49:00 <spence> lol
50:00 <Calin> if your music can be made inbetween chat breaks on irc, surely you would tweak to the fact that it's probably not very good
50:00 <Calin> brb writing latest hit 
21:00 <Immutable> how does one
21:00 <Immutable> shake your groove thang?
30:00 <Nikky`> Depends if one has groove or not first
31:00 <Immutable> is it racist?
32:00 <shadsam> got groove nikky
32:00 <shadsam> :PPP
33:00 <Nikky`> I wouldn't call it racist
33:00 <Nikky`> I do with a few drinks shadsam
33:00 <shadsam> hmm ill stay outa this one
33:00 <shadsam> nice nikky
33:00 <shadsam> how was work
34:00 <Nikky`> It was busy, fixing up mistakes made while I was away
34:00 <shadsam> oh ok nps
34:00 <Nikky`> found new one as leaving..I told my manager, here is all the stuff fix it
34:00 <Nikky`> lol
34:00 <shadsam> weekend tomorrows dear
34:00 <Nikky`> I know, one more day
35:00 <shadsam> damn that sux
35:00 <shadsam> but anyways such is work
35:00 <Nikky`> Just, i'll need to call the customer and be the one who gives them the bad news tomorrow.. hate it
35:00 <Nikky`> yeah, he owes me BIG time.. *shakes fist*
35:00 <shadsam> hmm ok
35:00 <shadsam> rekon 
35:00 <shadsam> brb nikky
35:00 <shadsam> just uploadin new song i made
36:00 <Nikky`> ok
36:00 <Immutable> Lumeah, 
36:00 <Immutable> by chance
36:00 <Immutable> do you want me to teach you the monkey dance?
37:00 <shadsam> -> [BlackDevil] PING
37:00 <Immutable> put your fists on your hips
37:00 <Immutable> to a couple of love bips
37:00 <shadsam> do the macarena
37:00 <Nikky`> put your fist in his face
37:00 <Nikky`> and swish it all about
38:00 <Immutable> nah I'm bored with this
38:00 <Nikky`> FINE
38:00 <Nikky`> My love for you is over
38:00 <Immutable> my asshole is like 8 times bigger thanks to you
38:00 <Immutable> relationship over
39:00 <Nikky`> Pfft
39:00 <Immutable> our relationship is in the bin
39:00 <Nikky`> Anywho, how was your day
39:00 <Immutable> I need to use rectovitacin
39:00 <Nikky`> I will even delete the stuff from the bin
39:00 <Immutable> I like how you rhymed bin with bin
40:00 <Nikky`> I took my bin out tonight, love garbage day
40:00 <Immutable> yah?
41:00 <Nikky`> yah
41:00 <Immutable> don't want to elaborate
41:00 <Immutable> ?
42:00 <Nikky`> Not really, its just garbage day..get rid of smelly garbage
42:00 <Nikky`> I scrubbed my wheelie bin on Sun tho, smells lovely
42:00 <Nikky`> As a bin can
42:00 <Immutable> I like it when you call me smelly garbage beb
43:00 <Nikky`> I love it when you smell like garbage for me
43:00 <Nikky`> its true love
44:00 <Nikky`> gah..over my sneezing fits
44:00 <Nikky`> today has been horrid
45:00 <Immutable> maybe a little ... garbage will... cure your ills
46:00 <Nikky`> Maybe
48:00 <Immutable> yeah going to the gym
48:00 <Immutable> cyas
48:00 <Nikky`> seeya
48:00 <Nikky`> work out for me
48:00 <brainz> boink
48:00 <Nikky`> Hey brainz
49:00 <Lumeah> hi brains
49:00 <brainz> hello Nikky`
49:00 <brainz> i Lumeah
49:00 <brainz> what appen
50:00 <Moke> np: Machinedrum - U Don't Survive "Room(s)"
50:00 <brainz> good day
50:00 <brainz> did some shopping
50:00 <brainz> fixed the cars electronic antenna
51:00 <brainz> it was good, good to be able to get my hand dirty so i can fix somethin
52:00 <brainz> i odnt often get many chances to fix stuff using my hands
52:00 <brainz> lol
52:00 <brainz> mostly i use my brainz
54:00 <shadsam> lol
54:00 <shadsam> heya brainz
54:00 <shadsam> brb
54:00 <brainz> i
54:00 <shadsam> i
54:00 <shadsam> xd
54:00 <brainz> xi
57:00 <brainz> i wanna see this cat live.... http://youtu.be/jdYJf_ybyVo
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OCEAN - John Butler - 2012 Studio Version (Aug 6, 2012) 12:05 - Category: Music - 6,643,445 views - 90,818 likes (99.3%), 643 dislikes (0.7%)
59:00 <spence> Hey 
59:00 <brainz> i
59:00 <Lumeah> hi spence 
59:00 <spence> Hi
59:00 <Nikky`> Hey YOU!!
00:00 <spence> Sup nikky
00:00 <Moke> np: Machinedrum - Fantastix "Sacred Frequency"
00:00 <Nikky`> Not much, same same but different. you?
00:00 <spence> just relaxing hanging out to see my baby tomoz...
01:00 <Nikky`> No No, we made it for Sat
01:00 <spence> lol 
01:00 <spence> My daughter...miah
01:00 <brainz> offcourse that a fake name right
01:00 <brainz> lol
01:00 <Nikky`> I figured you meant miah
02:00 <spence> :D
02:00 <spence> heading to keilor straight after work
03:00 <spence> no pub this weekend lol
03:00 <spence> well maybe sat 
03:00 <spence> No pokies though I'm quitting
04:00 <Nikky`> If quitting I say stay away from pub for awhile
04:00 <brainz> youll do well to quit
04:00 <Nikky`> it will tempt you too much
04:00 <spence> yeah but it will be good test to...
04:00 <brainz> i had to do that years and years ago
04:00 <brainz> even went to GA
05:00 <spence> I'm still putting my 20 dollar quarries on...that ain't stopping
05:00 <brainz> about 4 times
05:00 <spence> quaddie
05:00 <Nikky`> True 
05:00 <spence> really barainz
05:00 <brainz> yep
05:00 <spence> brainz
05:00 <brainz> after i put my whole wage in
05:00 <spence> cool....
05:00 <brainz> in one night
05:00 <spence> lol I've put about 500 weeks wages in mate
05:00 <brainz> that was about 10 years ago but
05:00 <spence> time to stop 
06:00 <spence> Know the feeling buddy
06:00 <brainz> yeah my strategy was to avoid clubs and pubs for a while
06:00 <spence> I've been doing it 10 yrs now
06:00 <Nikky`> gosh I couldn't afford to lose that
06:00 <spence> since I was 20
06:00 <brainz> it worked
06:00 <brainz> went to GA
06:00 <spence> I CAN'T afford it either I just stoopid
06:00 <brainz> nd at the last session
07:00 <brainz> i thought to myself
07:00 <brainz> what the fcuk am i doing amoug these idiots
07:00 <brainz> i left and that was it
07:00 <spence> yeo
07:00 <spence> yup
07:00 <brainz> ironically
08:00 <spence> I'm so over it I think ill be right this time
08:00 <brainz> i work for a major company that controls all pokies in victoria
08:00 <brainz> lol
08:00 <spence> intralot??
08:00 <Nikky`> I gamble now n then.. more then than now tho.. I just have better things to spend my money on
08:00 <spence> Aristocrat?
08:00 <brainz> cant tell ya
08:00 <brainz> one of them
08:00 <brainz> i even have a gaming licence
08:00 <spence> for sure intralot
09:00 <brainz> take ya pick
09:00 <brainz> one of them
09:00 <spence> pokies are addictive but I'm defs not doing it anymore
09:00 <brainz> so i know what its like from the back end
09:00 <brainz> to be honest
09:00 <brainz> you cannot win
09:00 <brainz> its a computer program you are up againts
09:00 <brainz> against
10:00 <spence> mate I know its intralot because they took over...aristocrat are just machine manufacturer
10:00 <brainz> they have something called a rtp value
10:00 <spence> like konami etc
10:00 <brainz> RTP (Return to player
10:00 <brainz> )
10:00 <spence> maximum theoretical return to player
10:00 <spence> arount 87%
10:00 <brainz> this is a percentage that determines the amount that is won
11:00 <spence> Dollar machines around 90%
11:00 <brainz> yeah you cannot win
11:00 <brainz> over all
11:00 <spence> But the rtp is over a year
11:00 <brainz> and most of it goes to the government
11:00 <spence> annual
11:00 <brainz> you might win every now and then
11:00 <brainz> but we know what happens
12:00 <spence> I've known this for years but I continued playing
12:00 <Nikky`> Anywho.. my clothes line was fixed today
12:00 <Nikky`> I say, awwwwwwwesome
12:00 <Attila> only fools get hooked. 
12:00 <spence> nice nikky
12:00 <brainz> it all goes back in in the end
12:00 <spence> yup brainz
12:00 <spence> the whole lot
12:00 <Nikky`> Yeah. handyman came today while I was at work
12:00 <brainz> yep
13:00 <spence> so do u play at all anymore ?
13:00 <brainz> spence: i could ask what pub or club you gamble in
13:00 <brainz> lol
13:00 <Nikky`> this fan is making my feet cold
13:00 <brainz> but im not going to
13:00 <spence> Just local pubs
13:00 <brainz> theres 500+ venues that have pokies all over vic
13:00 <spence> what u laughing for
13:00 <Attila> brainz empties the bins at the office. 
14:00 <spence> brainz is a cool mofucker
14:00 <spence> helping me quit :D
14:00 <Attila> heh. 
14:00 <brainz> you know what
14:00 <spence> ?
14:00 <Nikky`> Attila *nods*
14:00 <brainz> only you can make that choice
14:00 <brainz> you have to take that step
14:00 <spence> But it helps to talk man...
14:00 <brainz> no matter what anyone else says
15:00 <brainz> if you make the commitment its more likely to work
15:00 <brainz> off course talk is ok
15:00 <spence> I was just about to go then u started talking to me...saved me
15:00 <brainz> but ultimately its a choice you have to make
15:00 <spence> of course I understand that
16:00 <Attila> better spent on your daughter, than on booze and pokies. 
16:00 <brainz> you know sometimes i used to feel so guilty that i would go shop for food the next time i got mony
16:00 <Nikky`> exactly
16:00 <brainz> money
16:00 <brainz> but im over it and have been for 10+ years
16:00 <brainz> and im better for it
17:00 <brainz> have heeps in the bank
17:00 <brainz> heaps*
17:00 <spence> that's awesome mate
17:00 <brainz> remeember the more cash in the bank the more secure you will feel
17:00 <brainz> never chase your losses
17:00 <brainz> thats how they get you
18:00 <brainz> now i can walk into any pub or club and not spend a cent of the machines
18:00 <brainz> or spend $20 and stop
18:00 <spence> Ur a legend mate
18:00 <brainz> without any issues
18:00 <spence> in machines 20 ?
18:00 <brainz> im not casing my losses its more to have a small fling
19:00 <brainz> $20 bucks
19:00 <spence> Smart brother
19:00 <brainz> i that the first time
19:00 <Lumeah> wellcome frayedknot
19:00 <brainz> and thats when i knew i was over it
19:00 <frayedknot> thanks Lumeah 
19:00 <brainz> i was cured
19:00 <spence> u come on here much brainz?
20:00 <brainz> sometimes
20:00 <brainz> lol
20:00 <spence> Well ill let u know how I go buddy
20:00 <brainz> yeah no worries
20:00 <spence> been good hearing ya story
20:00 <brainz> remeember my advice
20:00 <spence> defs will mate
20:00 <brainz> never chase losses
21:00 <brainz> set a limit
21:00 <spence> was going to go down but I'm staying home fuck it
21:00 <brainz> do it for a littl bit of fun
21:00 <brainz> like $20
21:00 <brainz> or so
21:00 <brainz> then stop
21:00 <spence> sounds good man...
21:00 <brainz> have a beer and something to eat
21:00 <spence> :D
21:00 <brainz> remember every cent you lose goes to the government
22:00 <spence> fuck them.....
22:00 <brainz> better in your pocket then theres
22:00 <spence> 100% correct
22:00 <brainz> there is a website that show the amount the government takes in wins
22:00 <brainz> that site will shock you
22:00 <Nikky`> Or just take $50 for drinks n pokies, no debit card and if it goes you go
22:00 <spence> kk
23:00 <brainz> vic make huge profits form gamblers
23:00 <spence> what every day nikky ?
23:00 <brainz> from*
23:00 <Nikky`> lol no
23:00 <Nikky`> when you feel the urge..main mistake ppl make is take their cards and keep taking money out
23:00 <spence> Usually I get paid Friday...by Sunday I'm broke
23:00 <Nikky`> I get paid fortnightly
24:00 <spence> I leave mine home but I just come home n grab my card
24:00 <Nikky`> past month or so is first time i've finally getting ahead and have funds in bank before next pay
24:00 <spence> I need to get rid of it
24:00 <Nikky`> but I went without a lot to pay off things
24:00 <Mew> the only time i go on the pokies is if we go out for dinner and i have some random $1 coins in my bag
24:00 <Attila> Take your girl shopping, or to the movies. you'll probably feel better for it. 
24:00 <Mew> once they're gone i just leave lol
25:00 <spence> attila I know I would
25:00 <spence> smart mew
25:00 <brainz> ohhh
25:00 <brainz> o forgot
25:00 <Nikky`> set up new account, when paid funds auto goes into it and not linked to your card
25:00 <Mew> when i get change for purchases i usually chuck the notes in my purse and let the coins sit at the bottom of my handbag 
25:00 <brainz> i forgot 
25:00 <spence> actually since I rediscovered irc lol I've been playing less
25:00 <brainz> the biggest thing
25:00 <Lumeah> good
26:00 <brainz> REMEMBER they only person that can make the decision to quit is YOURSELF
26:00 <Nikky`> had massage today at work
26:00 <Nikky`> but he managed to hurt my shoulder
26:00 <Nikky`> :/
26:00 <spence> Brainz thanks mate...big help
26:00 <spence> :D
27:00 <spence> I ain't goin nowhere tonight 
28:00 <Nikky`> good good
28:00 <brainz> againt its totaly up to you
28:00 <brainz> :.)
28:00 <spence> Yeah sweet
28:00 <brainz> spence: here you go have look at this --> http://www.vcgr.vic.gov.au/CA2570C30016EEF3/pages/map_vic?Open
29:00 <spence> how old r u if ya don't mind
29:00 <brainz> check and see how mich they make
29:00 <brainz> me
29:00 <brainz> im 44
29:00 <spence> Yup
29:00 <spence> k cool
29:00 <brainz> check that link out
29:00 <brainz> you will see
29:00 <spence> I am mate
29:00 <Nikky`> you can go to the gym for me spence, you need to go for next 3 nights
29:00 <Doomlord> yous are funy lol
30:00 <brainz> they make billions
30:00 <brainz> every year
31:00 <spence> Omfg
31:00 <brainz> hehe
31:00 <brainz> told you
31:00 <spence> that's ridiculous
32:00 <spence> what a moron....
32:00 <brainz> but its fact
32:00 <brainz> how you fell now
32:00 <brainz> lol
32:00 <brainz> feel*
32:00 <spence> no wonder I'm so fucked up
32:00 <spence> :/
32:00 <spence> I feel :/
32:00 <brainz> dont worry to much about it
32:00 <brainz> to much
32:00 <spence> fucking yell brainz
32:00 <spence> hell
33:00 <brainz> because the moment you turn
33:00 <brainz> is the moment you win
33:00 <spence> that's shocking mate
33:00 <spence> :D
33:00 <brainz> but its good to be shocked like that
34:00 <spence> unreal
34:00 <spence> wow
34:00 <brainz> sometimes a shock can turn people and bring them back to reality
34:00 <Excessive> wooooooo, one deck done
34:00 <Excessive> one to go
34:00 <spence> well I'm telling u now...I don't wanna add to that amount
35:00 <spence> massive revenue 
35:00 <brainz> there ya go
35:00 <spence> Fk me
35:00 <brainz> be productive
35:00 <brainz> from now on
35:00 <spence> :D
35:00 <brainz> see i meant it when i said you cannot win
35:00 <spence> I guess if u gave up I'm sure I can.. I mean its possible
36:00 <brainz> offcourse it is
36:00 <brainz> the key is to make the descision yourself
36:00 <brainz> make that committment yourself
36:00 <brainz> dont be influenced by anyone
36:00 <Attila> spend your money on yourself and loved ones dude.
36:00 <brainz> if you make the change yourself its more likely to work
36:00 <shadsam> dir
37:00 <spence> Cheers guys
37:00 <spence> sup Shads
37:00 <shadsam> drink up spence fuk the norm xd
37:00 <shadsam> lol
37:00 <shadsam> bugger all
37:00 <shadsam> made 5 trax
37:00 <spence> I'm drinking just talkin bout my fkd up pokies shadsam
38:00 <Attila> drinking is increasingly becoming the norm.
38:00 <spence> cool Shads
38:00 <shadsam> just ul last one now
38:00 <spence> any good beats
38:00 <shadsam> trance trck
38:00 <Attila> not that I'm presuming to lecture anyone on drinking. 
38:00 <spence> mean bro
38:00 <shadsam> semi just 4x4
38:00 <spence> drinking....meh
38:00 <Nikky`> Not for me Attila..I don't like norm
38:00 <shadsam> when i do a mad beat ill let ya know bro
39:00 <spence> sweet as shadman
39:00 <Attila> aye, I know, Nikky. but it's becoming a real problem among the youth. 
39:00 <Nikky`> It sure is
39:00 <shadsam> just been doin dance shit
39:00 <spence> brainz u the man :D
39:00 <Nikky`> then you read all about someone being king hit and dead or coma
39:00 <brainz> :.)
39:00 <shadsam> nesstle
40:00 <shadsam> brb
41:00 <brainz> spence: check the gaming expenditure by venue on this link --> http://www.vcglr.vic.gov.au/home/resources/data+and+research/data/index1.html#
42:00 <shadsam> spence this shit ->> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-silicon-valley
42:00 <Nikky`> Or if you have an iphone just dl pokie game and play free money
42:00 <shadsam> yes nikky
42:00 <brainz> you see the total is 1.26 billion approx
42:00 <shadsam> some old guy won 12000
42:00 <shadsam> with free money
42:00 <shadsam> :)
43:00 <Nikky`> nah its not money you can actually take and put in your bank
43:00 <shadsam> get to it
43:00 <shadsam> u can win
43:00 <shadsam> its on my facebook
43:00 <shadsam> i won 5000 n me phone fct out
44:00 <spence> I got em on my phone to....
44:00 <spence> shit
44:00 <shadsam> free money u can win real cash
44:00 <Attila> yeah, and Brendan Fevola blew... how much was it? over .05?
44:00 <Nikky`> oh well.. I give up on trying to help :P
45:00 <spence> No nikky
45:00 <spence> don't give up
45:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie
46:00 <Attila> You've heard the arguments against, now it's up to you. :)
47:00 <Nikky`> I like Person of Interest
47:00 <Nikky`> That is what i'm adding to the convo now
58:00 <Picard> ello 
59:00 <spence> Sup picard
02:00 <Nikky`> Not much by the silence
04:00 <Attila> Anyway, time for me to jet. Take care party people.
04:00 <Nikky`> you too dear
05:00 <Picard> fark all, dying in this heat
07:00 <[shads]> beer time
07:00 <[shads]> xd
07:00 <Nikky`> Its coolish here
08:00 <Picard> lucky u
08:00 <[shads]> sup picard
08:00 <Nikky`> 23.5 degrees
08:00 <Picard> still 37 here
08:00 <[shads]> 37
08:00 <[shads]> jeez
09:00 <[shads]> where u at qld
09:00 <Picard> mildura
09:00 <[shads]> k bro
09:00 <Picard> we have 10 days of 40+ 
09:00 <[shads]> got aircon there
09:00 <Picard> yes
10:00 <[shads]> wow far out
10:00 <[shads]> ah cooool
10:00 <[shads]> helps
11:00 <Picard> ok i lied, next tuesday is only 33 and thursday 38 lol
11:00 <Nikky`> liar liar
11:00 <Picard> hope they keep changing it lol
11:00 <eon> ne pot smoking chicks near s/e bored
11:00 <eon> i will get more pot if run out maybe
12:00 <Mew> what an offer
12:00 <Mew> get around it ladies
12:00 <Nikky`> Thats an offer you pot smoking chicks can't refuse
12:00 <eon> can watch me make music
12:00 <eon> fast as
13:00 <Mew> speedy gonzales
13:00 <Nikky`> chicks don't like when a man says they are 'fast as'
13:00 <Nikky`> except Mew's - she loves it when I get all fast on her
13:00 <Nikky`> zooooooooooooooooooooooom
13:00 <eon> this is fucked
13:00 <Mew> owwwwwwwwwwwww
14:00 <Mew> bow chikka wow wow
14:00 <eon> 2 ppl
14:00 <eon> made promises
14:00 <eon> and they same two ppl that should have
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a poop
14:00 <eon> but not really
14:00 <Picard> Mew wants some eon 
14:00 <eon> but this is fried
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi mew
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur like cool and stuff hey!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> where should i go out tonight mew
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> should i go hang out with the sluts and drunks you know? yes?
15:00 <Mew> i think you might be fried eon
15:00 <Nikky`> wb Immutable..did you exercise for me? my muscles feel it
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh hey mew
15:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive have u taked your meds today?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u wana try say hi to ashlee again
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n get shot down?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
15:00 <Mew> PandasDontDrive you should stay in and chat on irc and play xbox and contemplate the thought of leaving the house but definitely dont leave the house
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> loser.
15:00 <Immutable> yeah
15:00 <Picard> there is not ashlee
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea xbox is cool man
15:00 <Picard> you are a fraud
15:00 <Mew> tru dat Picard
16:00 <Immutable> some guy at the gym was trying to intimidate me
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> least im not some fat fuck with some fat kid and a fat gf on some shit island
16:00 <Immutable> he was a yeah bro
16:00 <Nikky`> How rude
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> full of bogans
16:00 <Picard> no***
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dsp cunts
16:00 <Nikky`> I hope you smacked that bitch dowm..with some weights
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew tell me some more stories
16:00 <Immutable> he had massive pecs and tiny everything else
16:00 <Mew> okay what story would you like
16:00 <Mew> the one about how you have heaps of money
16:00 <Immutable> tiny chicken legs
16:00 <Mew> the one about how you own heaps of properties
16:00 <Mew> the one about how you have a job
16:00 <spence> Lol PandasDontDrive
16:00 <Mew> take your pick
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol spence
16:00 <spence> ahahahaha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> roflmao
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ashlee said oh that chick i dont care about?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> n laughed
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
17:00 <Mew> kk
17:00 <spence> I wanna be a rapper
17:00 <Picard> panda can we hear more of your fantasy life and family?\
17:00 <Mew> im sure we will anyway Picard
17:00 <brainz> takes about ten years
17:00 <brainz> lol
17:00 <Picard> maybe jennifer is a lie also
17:00 <brainz> to get anywhere
18:00 <Mew> nah shes real
18:00 <Mew> they look very alike lol
18:00 <Nikky`> Hey ooompalicious
18:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive is the son of a hanson street hooker
18:00 <Immutable> is it me or has anyone else noticed that asians only work out their pecs and legs?
18:00 <Mew> mumma moonface 
18:00 <spence> PandasDontDrive u the man fuck em
18:00 <Nikky`> I have not noticed Immutable..i'll get right on it tho
18:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive will be crying yo asd
18:00 <Mew> oompiez
18:00 <Immutable> you asn Nikky` ?
18:00 <Mew> ooompiez*
18:00 <spence> mew u talkin bout my mumma
18:00 <Nikky`> Yes
19:00 <Nikky`> haha no
19:00 <Mew> nah PandasDontDrive's mum spence
19:00 <Nikky`> I'm not asian
19:00 <Mew> you can see where he got the moonface
19:00 <Immutable> ah ok
19:00 <spence> Lmfao
19:00 <ooomp> Mew
19:00 <brainz> i win
19:00 <brainz> lol
19:00 <spence> hey I didn't go pokies
19:00 <spence> I'm on my street heading home
19:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
19:00 <Doomlord> lol brainz
19:00 <eon> ooomp
20:00 <Nikky`> wd
20:00 <brainz> you win spence
20:00 <brainz> lol
20:00 <Doomlord> lol
20:00 <spence> fuck yes!!!!!
20:00 <Mew> Picard give him a few mins to brainstorm a new fantasy
20:00 <Mew> k brav?
20:00 <Nikky`> tick tick tick
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Picard> google
20:00 <spence> Lol picard
20:00 <Mew> "stuff cool people do when they leave the house"
21:00 <Moke> they cum
21:00 <Mew> "what rly happens when u leave the house"
21:00 <spence> lolzp
21:00 <Nikky`> What is this leaving house business?
21:00 <Nikky`> No one leaves their house, do they?
21:00 <Nikky`> Like, for real?
21:00 <spence> getn ciggys
21:00 <Mew> nobody
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness
21:00 <ness> hi
22:00 <Picard> lol Nikky`
22:00 <Picard> those with jobs do :P
22:00 <brainz> brb
22:00 <Nikky`> ooooh..thats why I leave, I has a job
22:00 <Nikky`> damnit job
23:00 <Nikky`> damn you to hell
23:00 <Picard> its better on the dole
23:00 <Mew> i leave for lots of stuff
23:00 <Nikky`> agreed
23:00 <Mew> i even travel overseas 2-3 times a month
23:00 <Picard> fuck working for the man
23:00 <Nikky`> I could never survive on the dole
23:00 <Mew> its not a very big sea tho
23:00 <Picard> lol Mew
23:00 <Picard> thats a fucking pond
24:00 <Nikky`> but at least you have your passport for it
24:00 <Mew> actually its an erotic "backstairs passage"
24:00 <Picard> im sure you like the back passage
24:00 <Mew> and you "dock" at either end
25:00 <Doodle> ..
25:00 <stompin> BOOM
25:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooo <3
25:00 <Nikky`> Hey stompin :o)
25:00 <Mew> hi stompies
25:00 <Doodle> hi Nikkypoos ^_^
26:00 <Doodle> Mewbic mound
26:00 <stompin> hey mew
26:00 <Mew> herro jewdles
26:00 <stompin> hey Nikky` ;)
26:00 <Picard> i bet u like that too
26:00 <stompin> im over this mother fucking head
27:00 <Doodle> close your mouth then
27:00 <ooomp> Doodley
27:00 <Picard> ive seen your pics i would be to stompin
27:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp :)
27:00 <Picard> it shouldnt be illegal to kill a coon
27:00 <Nikky`> Nawww poor stompin
27:00 <Mew> FUCK
27:00 <ooomp> I actually doodled today.. Strangely I thought of you
27:00 <Mew> i missed peep show
27:00 <Doodle> hot
27:00 <Mew> instant depression
27:00 <Doodle> did you touch yourself ooomp
27:00 <ooomp> No, no I did not
28:00 <Doodle> oh
28:00 <Doodle> well there is always next time
28:00 <ooomp> Maybeh
28:00 <eon> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1513650_1429238687311575_687445541_n.jpg
28:00 <eon> this i drew stoned
28:00 <eon> its ascii
28:00 <Doodle> really
28:00 <eon> yes
28:00 <eon> i drew that
29:00 <eon> yes
29:00 <Doodle> did you really draw it?
29:00 <Doodle> YESSSSS
29:00 <Nikky`> lol
29:00 <Nikky`> haha thank you
29:00 <Doodle> ahhh hows the serenity
29:00 <Picard> i need to cum
29:00 <Nikky`> classic
29:00 <Attila`AFK> That was definitely cool. :)
30:00 <Moke> doodle i touch myself
30:00 <Doodle> oh my
30:00 <Doodle> show me
30:00 <Moke> hey man
30:00 <Moke> best night
30:00 <Moke> discharges
30:00 <Doodle> STEVO
30:00 <Moke> golden brown
30:00 <Moke> i still remember that day
30:00 <Moke> 2009
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Moke> i was up till all hours
30:00 <Moke> we talked
30:00 <Moke> and looled the night away
30:00 <brainz> ahh what to eat
30:00 <Moke> u mad cunt
30:00 <Moke> kick in the cunt
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jack Black - Kick In The Cunt.mp3 (0.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 0:55)
30:00 <Moke> lol
31:00 <Moke> golden brown
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stranglers-Golden Brown.mp3 (7.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:38)
31:00 <Moke> lol
31:00 <Moke> im lmfao
31:00 <Doodle> dat gif
31:00 <Moke> i know
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Moke> in the pool lol
31:00 <ness> why does everyone in this chat room sound like they have touretts
31:00 <Doodle> i might find the link again
31:00 <Doodle> cos i fucking do ok
32:00 <Picard> Doodle do u touch yourself often?
32:00 <ooomp> Fuck its normal fuck.
32:00 <Doodle> uh
32:00 <Doodle> how often is often
32:00 <Picard> twice a day
33:00 <Doodle> yes
33:00 <Doodle> 4 stevo: http://discharges.org/h/1304/
33:00 <Mew> hi Fiona wheres shrek
33:00 <Mew> HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
33:00 <Mew> HA
33:00 <Picard> how many times a day do u cum?
33:00 <Moke> lmfao
33:00 <birdbutts> hehe
33:00 <brainz> ahhh
34:00 <Doodle> i'm not having this conversation with you Picard
34:00 <Picard> Doodle im doing research
34:00 <Doodle> thats what i say
34:00 <Picard> i want to see if i have a problem
34:00 <Doodle> when i want to know filthy shit
34:00 <Serenity> Doodle
34:00 <Serenity> why.
34:00 <Doodle> why what
34:00 <Serenity> i cant stop watching it
34:00 <Doodle> the poo?
34:00 <Doodle> LOL
34:00 <Picard> Serenity how often do u cum in a day?
34:00 <Doodle> its a good song
34:00 <ooomp> I hope that isn't yours Doodle
34:00 <Doodle> lol no ooomp
35:00 <Serenity> Picard your creep mode is about a 9 Im gonna need you at about a 2 ok
35:00 <brainz> hmm maybe some guitar
35:00 <Moke> lol
35:00 <Doodle> i'm not a skinnydipper
35:00 <Moke> can someone cut my foot off
35:00 <Moke> i need a new one
35:00 <Moke> its so sore
35:00 <Moke> the skin is all split
35:00 <ooomp> Picard, how often do you?
35:00 <Picard> Serenity its all in the name of research
35:00 <Moke> from been dried out
35:00 <Moke> its split and bled and so hurties
35:00 <Doodle> :/
35:00 <Serenity> i refuse to participare
35:00 <Doodle> did you kick a bin
35:00 <Serenity> what
35:00 <Picard> ooomp well that does depend, today i was extremely horny so it was 5 times
35:00 <ooomp> That's abnormal, might want to take it down a few notches
35:00 <Serenity> participate
35:00 <Picard> usually once or twice
35:00 <Moke> picard u cant blow much on the 5th
36:00 <Moke> the most i wanked in a day was 10 times
36:00 <ooomp> I'd recommend once every 2-3 days for you Picard
36:00 <Moke> i wanked for 4 hours once before i blew
36:00 <Doodle> ..
36:00 <Moke> and when i blew it was huge
36:00 <Picard> sore wrist?
36:00 <Moke> cum shot all over the place
36:00 <Moke> holy shit what a fucking mess
36:00 <Picard> so am i normal?
36:00 <Moke> cum all over the floor
36:00 <Doodle> no Picard
36:00 <ooomp> That you are not Picard
36:00 <Picard> whats normal
36:00 <ooomp> Now moving on to more important issues
36:00 <Doodle> not you
36:00 <Serenity> im so confused
36:00 <Picard> how often do u guys jerk off
37:00 <ooomp> Doodle, how is your cat
37:00 <Serenity> why are yo concerned about coming
37:00 <Doodle> on my birthday
37:00 <Doodle> he's fine ooomp
37:00 <Picard> Serenity its good for the prostate
37:00 <Serenity> hes a cunt
37:00 <Moke> the most i blew once was like 5 tablespoons
37:00 <Serenity> i dont have a prostate
37:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <ooomp> Are you sure? Fed? Comfortably sleeping now in your lap?
37:00 <Moke> i would love to cum like the pornstars d
37:00 <Moke> o
37:00 <Doodle> no its too hot he is out in the breeze
37:00 <Moke> like really runny jizz
37:00 <Moke> and it shoots everywhere in the sluts face
37:00 <Moke> mouth
38:00 <Moke> fucking sluts take it like a bitch
38:00 <Doodle> rofl
38:00 <Doodle> i missed you stevo
38:00 <Moke> yah mang
38:00 <Doodle> you're such a wordsmith
38:00 <Moke> fuck yeah
38:00 <Moke> i do have quiet a mouth i speak my mind and the truths
38:00 <Picard> moke is a virgin
38:00 <Moke> i dont do things by halves
38:00 <Moke> no im not
38:00 <Moke> im engaged
38:00 <Picard> never been with a woman
38:00 <thinkudid> Doodle
38:00 <Moke> i have a fiance
38:00 <Doodle> thinkudid
38:00 <Picard> whats his name?
38:00 <Serenity> i thought you said you were married
39:00 <thinkudid> i could king hit u Doodle
39:00 <Moke> no not married yet
39:00 <thinkudid> fucken wanker
39:00 <Doodle> oh right
39:00 <thinkudid> yes
39:00 <gremlinz> `topic (20:36:11) (Picard) moke is a virgin (20:36:14) (Moke) no im not (20:36:20) (Moke) im engaged
39:00 <Moke> thinkudid fuck off u hero
39:00 <ooomp> Close enough to married
39:00 <Doodle> dis cunt
39:00 <Moke> ooomp yeah
39:00 <ooomp> Don't do it!
39:00 <Moke> see
39:00 <Moke> i am
39:00 <thinkudid> you are scum
39:00 <thinkudid> Doodle
39:00 <Doodle> right
39:00 <Picard> moke u are a virgin, its ok to admit it
39:00 <Moke> thinkudid it fuck off u r scum cunt
39:00 <Moke> picard ur the virgin
39:00 <Doodle> and how does that make you feel, thinkudid
40:00 <Moke> doodle its some faggot trolling
40:00 <birdbutts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FRxBVQmYA
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: mimimi (Jul 24, 2010) 0:12 - Category: People and Blogs - 840,334 views - 640 likes (91.4%), 60 dislikes (8.6%)
40:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
40:00 <Doodle> sum fgt
40:00 <Picard> if i am i should dna test my kids u moron
40:00 <thinkudid> nah doodle u made me repeat
40:00 <thinkudid> so ur the faggot
40:00 <Moke> who r u cunt
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Moke> thinkudid who r u
40:00 <Moke> u piece of shit
40:00 <Moke> get fucked
41:00 <Doodle> ^^
41:00 <thinkudid> nah
41:00 <Doodle> don't be like that baby
41:00 <thinkudid> i can wish shit on ppl
41:00 <thinkudid> it happens
41:00 <thinkudid> i close to god
41:00 <Doodle> haha
41:00 <Doodle> christopher
42:00 <Doodle> are you ban evading
43:00 <thinkudid> what scum
43:00 <Picard> moke get a hooker then u wll know what its like to fuck a chic
43:00 <thinkudid> Doodle suck a dick
43:00 <thinkudid> suck your finger
43:00 <Doodle> are you angry at me
43:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/4W0B-1iF6S4
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Can't Keep" (Music Video) - Ukulele Songs - Eddie Vedder (May 31, 2011) 2:46 - Category: Music - 2,403,049 views - 11,425 likes (98.5%), 174 dislikes (1.5%)
44:00 <Immutable> arise chickun
44:00 <thinkudid> nah just dont know me
44:00 <Immutable> chickun arise
44:00 <thinkudid> i will kill u
44:00 <Doodle> really
44:00 <thinkudid> if i find out
44:00 <Doodle> with one of your high kicks?
44:00 <thinkudid> which i have
44:00 <thinkudid> u are a moron
44:00 <Mew> one time someone was chipping at a brick in chris's apartment building and he got paranoid because he thought the person was trying to eat the bricks to consume a part of jesus because chris is jesus and apparently that makes all the bricks parts of jesus too
44:00 <Doodle> aiight
44:00 <Doodle> this moron is going to have a shower bbs
44:00 <Mew> that was a good day
44:00 <thinkudid> nah give her to the druggie
45:00 <thinkudid> with nothing
45:00 <thinkudid> but vehicles
45:00 <thinkudid> fucken dumb cunts
45:00 <Mew> remember the ol brick fiasco thinkudid?
45:00 <thinkudid> i talk shit u remember it i dont
45:00 <thinkudid> so u lost in my game
45:00 <thinkudid> fuck head
46:00 <Doodle> 4 stevo: http://discharges.org/h/1208/
46:00 <Picard> night peoples
46:00 <Picard> Moke i hope one day u get to root a woman
46:00 <thinkudid> as long as ppl that back stab me dont talk
46:00 <thinkudid> like mew
47:00 <thinkudid> fuck up
47:00 <thinkudid> i will be alright
47:00 <thinkudid> so mew piss off off austnet
47:00 <thinkudid> and Doodle too
47:00 <thinkudid> fuck heads
48:00 <thinkudid> no one needs u
48:00 <Attila> You piss off.
48:00 <thinkudid> nah u
48:00 <spence> Lol
48:00 <Attila> Apparently you're not wanted here. 
48:00 <thinkudid> u dont talk every day
48:00 <thinkudid> fuck off
48:00 <Attila> So fuck off and die. 
48:00 <thinkudid> every one doesnt say something every day fuck off
49:00 <Nikky`> what was that thinkudid?
49:00 <Mew> your last line didnt come out thinkudid
49:00 <thinkudid> Nikky` u run the shit u dont have too
49:00 <Mew> what did it say
49:00 <Attila> I think he's trying to communicate that lurkers should disappear.
49:00 <thinkudid> does not include u
49:00 <thinkudid> Nikky`
49:00 <Nikky`> who you talking to?
50:00 <Mew> <thinkudid> evy oe dnt sy smetng ery  uk f
50:00 <Attila> You're a fruit and a vegetable, chris. 
50:00 <Doomlord> Yous are funny lol
51:00 <thinkudid> um did u talk on 1st of jan Attila
51:00 <thinkudid> no
51:00 <thinkudid> 2nd
51:00 <thinkudid> 3rd
51:00 <thinkudid> come on
51:00 <Attila> And? Are you trying to make a point?
51:00 <thinkudid> did ya
51:00 <thinkudid> yes
51:00 <thinkudid> fuck off
51:00 <Attila> Well get to it. 
51:00 <Attila> You fuck off. 
55:00 <Attila> Go on, piss off. 
56:00 <thinkudid> i got a beer delivered
56:00 <thinkudid> do u have friends like that Attila
56:00 <Attila> I don't have any friends. 
56:00 <thinkudid> u pissed me off i needed beer
56:00 <Attila> but I don't need them, I can get my own beer. 
57:00 <Nikky`> you can't count your mum as a friend
57:00 <spence> I have cognac
57:00 <Nikky`> Anywho on that friend note..time for zzzz 
57:00 <Nikky`> night night
57:00 <thinkudid> i need tequila a speed and a bitchs belly to snort it off
58:00 <Nikky`> and a forhead you can't land a plane on
59:00 <thinkudid> fucken
59:00 <thinkudid> ppl lie
59:00 <thinkudid> thats shit
59:00 <thinkudid> lol
00:00 <thinkudid> beer
03:00 <thinkudid> .      /\ /\ forgot who     
03:00 <thinkudid> .      \\ // by chance
03:00 <thinkudid> .       \V/ they dont
03:00 <thinkudid> .        Vforget let waste  
04:00 <Attila> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgEUYPHSp0c
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marilyn Manson 12-Anti-Christ Superstar (Jul 11, 2008) 5:22 - Category: Music - 498,234 views - 1,702 likes (96.8%), 57 dislikes (3.2%)
05:00 <thinkudid> thought bought but brought to think which with in ink is that we learn but the bible we should burn
06:00 <spence> Sup gangsters
07:00 <spence> sup kano
07:00 <thinkudid> cry crrar chris do miss not spaslastic but pefer my women not enjoy plastic bongs are ok dont mind that but if u on the gear utter stuttter trap make it u mission not to relapse if u do you are fucken spastic cause that shit is just poisoness plastic
09:00 <thinkudid> u know what else
09:00 <thinkudid> will is for the wicked spectrum of chase
09:00 <thinkudid> risen this cease will was it as must dim
09:00 <spence> Thinkudid crackhead much
11:00 <thinkudid> nah i high of lactic acid build up from doing nothing
11:00 <thinkudid> in my joints
11:00 <thinkudid> or what not
11:00 <thinkudid> but what u on about
12:00 <thinkudid> Liinda
12:00 <Liinda> thinkudid yesh?
12:00 <thinkudid> are u shadow or bright as can be how is day today
12:00 <ITaL^GuY> Liindaaaaaa hiii xxxx
12:00 <Liinda> and in english?
13:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY allo come stai
14:00 <Immutable> arise chickun
14:00 <Immutable> chickun arise
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> good you hun?
14:00 <Liinda> im alright babe, busy :(
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> good or bad thing?
15:00 <Liinda> im run down
15:00 <Liinda> cant wait for the weekend
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> so bad thing
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> w/e is near
15:00 <Liinda> haha its not gonna kill me
15:00 <ITaL^GuY> hope not :P
16:00 <Liinda> haha
16:00 <thinkudid> c            ^     ______
16:00 <thinkudid> r           /^\   //_____\
16:00 <thinkudid> e          //#\\ //     //     
16:00 <thinkudid> e          \\ ////      /  
16:00 <thinkudid> p          /\^/\/      V
16:00 <thinkudid> r         /  v  \
16:00 <thinkudid> booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
17:00 <Liinda> that looks like a vagina with a crane stickong out of it
17:00 <Liinda> What dacks Doodle :P
17:00 <Doodle> :o
17:00 <Doodle> pix
17:00 <Liinda> haha  jokes
17:00 <Doodle> damn
17:00 <thinkudid> its a reaper
17:00 <thinkudid> cant u see
17:00 <thinkudid> ur dumb
18:00 <Liinda> nope
18:00 <thinkudid> nah
18:00 <thinkudid> nah yeah nah man nah yeah heh man nah nah yeah yeah nah man nah man yeah nah
18:00 <thinkudid> whats your point
18:00 <Mew> hes about to blow
18:00 <Liinda> hi jinja
19:00 <Liinda> ewwwww i need an umbrella
19:00 <johninja> hey Liinda
19:00 <Mew> and a rain coat
19:00 <johninja> under my umberella ella ella elaa hey hey hey hey
19:00 <Doodle> D:
19:00 <thinkudid> lol
19:00 <thinkudid> Liinda why aint u asleep
20:00 <spence> Sup fags
20:00 <Liinda> who sleeps at 10:20?
20:00 <Doodle> penises, spence
20:00 <Liinda> weirdo
20:00 <spence> Keepin it gangsta?
20:00 <Liinda> hi spence
20:00 <thinkudid> theres not possible amount of beauty sleep that could make u such way u must freeze time babe
20:00 <Doodle> ..
20:00 <spence> Hey sexy lumeah
20:00 <Liinda> i dont think google translate can even decipher that
21:00 <ITaL^GuY> you havent seen Liinda have you thinkudid???
21:00 <thinkudid> i just know
21:00 <johninja> is lumeah sexy?:
21:00 <Mew> `seen immik
21:00 <prowl> Mew, immik ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 10 hours 49 minutes ago (30.01. 10:31) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 29 minutes there.
21:00 <spence> Liinda sup sexy
21:00 <johninja> Liinda is yeah
21:00 <spence> lol wrong chickA
21:00 <johninja> ahh
21:00 <Doodle> i've seen Liinda but i won't make up my mind about a girl until i see her boobs
21:00 <Liinda> lol
21:00 <zaim> https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-SBUeKdm8KFk/Uuk8INW_vPI/AAAAAAAADlA/N_DCUwu1Gyg/w852-h832/download+%2832%29.jpg
22:00 <Mew> Liinda has massif boobs
22:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle
22:00 <Doodle> doesn't matter
22:00 <Liinda> Do I Mew?
22:00 <Mew> yep
22:00 <Liinda> ok maybe :P
22:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol grande gemelis
22:00 <Mew> you know you do ;)
22:00 <Liinda> lmfao ITaL^GuY
23:00 <Liinda> hahaha ITaL^GuY that make me choke
23:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol
23:00 <ITaL^GuY> we used to say that a school
23:00 <ITaL^GuY> codeword for tits
23:00 <Liinda> hahaha
23:00 <Liinda> yeah i know
25:00 <Liinda> KNIVES
25:00 <knives> ME
25:00 <Liinda> hello =)
25:00 <knives> i mean, LINDA
25:00 <knives> sup
25:00 <knives> haven't seen you in a while
26:00 <Liinda> yeh, i havent been here in a while.. havent been well and working loads :(
26:00 <Liinda> hows tings with u?
26:00 <knives> ahh, that'll do it
27:00 <Liinda> yeh i think so
27:00 <knives> things are awesome, been a vollie at the dog home for a bit over 3 months now
27:00 <Liinda> awh awesome! good on you!
27:00 <Liinda> hve u wanted to take every dog home?
27:00 <knives> well it's partly for me also
27:00 <knives> haha YES
27:00 <johninja> https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDT_L77fFebGrlg&w=398&h=208&url=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-MdmNaDthTIk%2FUunGynBhRCI%2FAAAAAAAAAnc%2Fqo5FHRpdVns%2Fs1600%2Fsnow%2Bfake.jpeg&cfs=1 
28:00 <johninja> doesn't seem quite right
28:00 <Liinda> nawh, poor animals :( i would get so sad working there, knowing they are there with no home
28:00 <knives> as a yellow badge i can foster, but i have a dog of my own and the first had diahrrea and the second was a lil too puppy like for mine
28:00 <zaim> bye guys... off to thailand
28:00 <zaim> x
28:00 <johninja> ciao
28:00 <Liinda> enjoy the lady boys
28:00 <knives> well they have a no kill policy so that's good
29:00 <knives> plus they recently got someone who does bowen therapy, iridolig, massages and even reiki
29:00 <Liinda> thats good to hear. 
29:00 <knives> and adoptions over the xmas/new year period was really good
30:00 <Brat> ck^, no need to pm me. can talk here.
30:00 <knives> anyhoo, i'll shush now 'cause i could go on forever about that place xD
31:00 <johninja> hopefully people get the message about puppys are forever'
31:00 <Liinda> well, all i have to say is it makes me happy to know that they are being looked after.
31:00 <knives> you'd think so, but sadly it's not as common as you'd hope
31:00 <knives> there's been a few that've come back more than once :9
32:00 <knives> :(*
32:00 <Liinda> nawh poor things
32:00 <knives> and yer they get very well looked after there
32:00 <knives> but sadly, regardless a kennel is a stressful place
33:00 <knives> oh there was a new husky in last i was there called "Quirky"
33:00 <Liinda> :(
33:00 <knives> she's such a goof!
33:00 <knives> just wanted to roll all over me
33:00 <Liinda> i wanna volunteer and hug al the animals
33:00 <knives> i'm squeeing the manliest of squees right now
33:00 <knives> then come volunterer :D
34:00 <knives> or volunteer
34:00 <knives> the latter is probably better
34:00 <Liinda> lol
34:00 <johninja> snow that doesn't melt in fire
34:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tEza2wB20c&feature=youtu.be 
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IS THIS SNOW? (Jan 29, 2014) 3:31 - Category: People and Blogs - 23,586 views -
34:00 <knives> fireproof snow? perfect for the holiday season
35:00 <Liinda> wb ITaL^GuY
35:00 <knives> oh
35:00 <knives> Liinda
35:00 <Liinda> yessum
35:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty gemeli
35:00 <knives> i should show you some pics of the dogs i've taken to the play yards
35:00 <knives> are you on my faceboob?
36:00 <Liinda> i gemeli ti pregano
36:00 <Liinda> im on nobodyy's fb here
36:00 <ITaL^GuY> :)
36:00 <knives> ahh
36:00 <knives> are we skype buddies?
36:00 <Liinda> u cn still link the pic
36:00 <Liinda> right click, copy image url
36:00 <knives> i know
36:00 <Liinda> PASTE
36:00 <knives> LOUD PASTE
36:00 <Liinda> easier
37:00 <knives> fiiiine
37:00 <Liinda> P A S T E Y paste
37:00 <knives> gimme a few secs then
37:00 <Liinda> i dont use skype either
37:00 <Liinda> okilies
38:00 <knives> actually, i know what i'll do
38:00 <knives> i'll imgur the lot of them
38:00 <Liinda> good idea
38:00 <Attila> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5TnPjOd_To
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Wherever I May Roam (Feb 2, 2009) 6:25 - Category: Entertainment - 8,332,260 views - 28,523 likes (98.8%), 343 dislikes (1.2%)
38:00 <Liinda> Attila
38:00 <Liinda> =)
38:00 <Attila> Liinda. :)
38:00 <johninja> lol knives
38:00 <Liinda> hope ur well x
38:00 <spence> Sup players
39:00 <Attila> I'm well enough. And you?
39:00 <Liinda> Yeah, same here. Cant complain, nobody listens
40:00 <spence> I'm listening liinda
40:00 <johninja> chris does enough complaining for everyone
40:00 <spence> complain it up :D
40:00 <Attila> I wouldn't care, if you complained. but anyway. :)
40:00 <Liinda> haha so u would listen?
40:00 <spence> Yeah I would
40:00 <Attila> Absolutely. :)
40:00 <spence> I'm here..
40:00 <Liinda> just wouldnt care what i say?
41:00 <Liinda> LOL
41:00 <spence> I care
41:00 <johninja> lol despos
41:00 <Liinda> thanks spence lol
41:00 <Attila> I do care. :)
41:00 <spence> I care bout everyone
41:00 <Liinda> Hehe thanks Attila
41:00 <spence> lol
41:00 <spence> More drunk than despo ninj
41:00 <spence> :D
42:00 <Liinda> I'd like to complain BUT i cbf'd complaining
42:00 <johninja> same shit
42:00 <spence> just cause Ur an angry little fag
42:00 <Liinda> hmmm red wine is a good idea.
42:00 <Liinda> brb
42:00 <spence> doesn't mean I have to be
42:00 <johninja> are you an angry drunk?
43:00 <spence> Liinda it is awesome idea..pour me up baby
43:00 <spence> I'm a cool drunk lol
43:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UB40 - Red Red Wine (Jun 2, 2009) 3:24 - Category: Music - 18,456,066 views - 58,943 likes (97.9%), 1,286 dislikes (2.1%)
43:00 <knives> 2 steps ahead of you
43:00 <spence> Ur a Poofter
43:00 <knives> also, hurry back Liinda, the pics are ready
43:00 <spence> big difference
43:00 <johninja> have some water man
43:00 <Attila> I've got a minor headache. 
44:00 <johninja> the rage is growing
44:00 <spence> No my cock is growing....Liinda makes me randy
45:00 <spence> lolz @ rage 
46:00 <spence> Johninja = poo troll
46:00 <Liinda> >.<
46:00 <johninja> cam down man
46:00 <knives> ok
46:00 <knives> Liinda
46:00 <spence> k ill cam down
46:00 <knives> and all else that like dogs
46:00 <johninja> cool
46:00 <Liinda> knives!
46:00 <spence> lol am I a 308 torana???
46:00 <knives> these are the ones i got happy snaps of in the play yards
46:00 <spence> Lmfao ahahahaha
46:00 <knives> http://imgur.com/FpHLipi,4FgD2iF,1bRC7TM,DNWpAa0,ajDXAkc,Phuu5pl,3XqsXuU
47:00 <spence> sup johninja
47:00 <knives> first one is Geoffrey, second is Fudge and lastly is Jasper
47:00 <spence> u all good man
47:00 <spence> Steady trolling?
47:00 <Liinda> so freaking cute
47:00 <johninja> aww cool@fudge
48:00 <johninja> my dog used to be called that
48:00 <knives> fudge is a CRAZY escape artist
48:00 <Liinda> geoffrey is cuteeee
48:00 <spence> Need a fag.. back soon poofters
48:00 <knives> they went to check on him when he was in quarantine and he wasn't there
48:00 <knives> he was in the freakin' ROOF
48:00 <johninja> lol he looks like a rascal
48:00 <Liinda> lol
48:00 <johninja> geoffry is cool, have to check the other one
49:00 <knives> yer geoffrey is such a boss haha
49:00 <johninja> always wanted a german sheppard but i think they would shed too much
49:00 <knives> geoffrey is daschund x
49:00 <knives> most likely GS
49:00 <spence> g abr
49:00 <johninja> yeah definatly has gs features
49:00 <knives> yer
49:00 <spence> G sheps...best guard dogs
49:00 <johninja> hehe cool dogs
50:00 <knives> mines a german shepard x kelpie
50:00 <spence> tear cunts new arses
50:00 <knives> oh and Jasper is 2 and deaf
50:00 <knives> but damned if he isn't one of my all time faves
50:00 <johninja> ahh shit, would have to be extra careful not to run him over
50:00 <spence> hi partgay sup man
51:00 <johninja> look who's trollin' now
51:00 <knives> he's come back a few times
51:00 <spence> they see me trollinnnn
51:00 <knives> people don't get he needs different training :/
51:00 <spence> Nah he's cool
51:00 <johninja> ahh i see
51:00 <johninja> yeah 
51:00 <Liinda> they all look gorgeous knives
51:00 <spence> jk
51:00 <Attila> OK, I'm gone. Take care people! :)
51:00 <knives> they are, linda :D
52:00 <knives> i wish i could've gotten some snaps of valcore before he got adopted
52:00 <knives> he was HUUUUUUUUUGE but such a sooky boy
52:00 <knives> plus his name was Valcore, i mean c'mon
52:00 <Liinda> hehe awh
52:00 <johninja> lol have a dog like that at the moment, she's huge and emo but really arrogant too
53:00 <Liinda> jinja, hope ur not talking about ur mrs
53:00 <knives> oh valcore just wanted to snuggle up to you
53:00 <knives> lol
53:00 <Liinda> hehe sorry had to be said =P opportunities just appear and BAM, gotta take them
54:00 <knives> oh i geddit, believe me
54:00 <Liinda> Awh Attila left 
54:00 <johninja> lol nah
54:00 <johninja> my ex mebe
54:00 <Liinda> hehe
54:00 <knives> not here
54:00 <knives> my ex wasn't huge
55:00 <knives> >.>
55:00 <johninja> haha
55:00 <knives> been single for a while now
55:00 <knives> Liinda
55:00 <knives> you should hook me up with yourself
55:00 <johninja> do it
55:00 <knives> ^
56:00 <johninja> he'll let you pat the dogs and stuff
56:00 <knives> i could sneak you in the back way
56:00 <knives> and also what johninja said
56:00 <knives> :v
56:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/1655897_349089501897843_638427326_n.jpg 
57:00 <johninja> that is actually an awesome discuise for the ocean
57:00 <spence> Getting a troll tattoo tomoz
58:00 <spence> Should be cool
58:00 <Kynetic> lols
58:00 <johninja> get a facial tatoo
58:00 <partay> spence fitting
58:00 <johninja> the chicks dig them
59:00 <spence> Moko??
59:00 <johninja> yeh man
59:00 <johninja> looks badass
59:00 <johninja> i promise
59:00 <spence> Lol
00:00 <johninja> 5 legged deer :/
00:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q71/s720x720/1656298_547954605299994_695204712_n.jpg 
00:00 <spence> U do
01:00 <spence> Ur just a deer with no eyes johninja
01:00 <johninja> calm down bambi
02:00 <spence> Ok pocahontus
02:00 <Liinda> LOL knives
02:00 <Liinda> sorry just catching up 
03:00 <spence> Lol spoons
03:00 <Liinda> pocacuntus
03:00 <spence> lol.Liinda took the words outts my mouth
03:00 <Liinda> ;)
04:00 <spence> my dad used to say pocacuntus
04:00 <johninja> your dad is a bit of a fuckwit too eh
04:00 <spence> He was when he was alive lol
04:00 <Liinda> Awh
04:00 <spence> funny cunt
04:00 <spence> best cunt ever
05:00 <Liinda> Well lovelies, I need to get to sleep early
05:00 <spence> Me too gorgeous
05:00 <spence> So boring here tonight...shortest trolls
06:00 <spence> shittest
06:00 <spence> lol
06:00 <Immutable> RAPE
06:00 <Immutable> what are some good steam games...?
06:00 <Immutable> who wants to be my steam frend?
06:00 <Liinda> wtf is steam
06:00 <Immutable> :(
06:00 <Liinda> nighty night spenckins
06:00 <spence> It's water vapour
06:00 <[shads]> lol
06:00 <spence> ??
06:00 <Immutable> err sometimes ... males.. play games
06:00 <Liinda> LOL
06:00 <spence> Night liindy
06:00 <Liinda> hi shads 
06:00 <[shads]> sup
07:00 <Immutable> and sometimes those males play the games on steam
07:00 <spence> Shads nigga!!!!
07:00 <Liinda> bye shads
07:00 <[shads]> yo
07:00 <[shads]> linds
07:00 <Liinda> xx
07:00 <Immutable> with their penises
07:00 <[shads]> where u going xxxxx
07:00 <[shads]> xox
07:00 <Immutable> in their hands
07:00 <spence> Xox
07:00 <Liinda> bed, im tired
07:00 <spence> lmfao
07:00 <[shads]> okies
07:00 <Liinda> night all <3
07:00 <spence> Shads homo
07:00 <Immutable> well then go then Liinda and stop being racist
07:00 <[shads]> nietey nites linds
07:00 <spence> fucking 
08:00 <Liinda> I aint racist. i own a color tv
08:00 <spence> Poofter
08:00 <spence> lol liinda
08:00 <[shads]> lol linda
08:00 <spence> sick bitch
08:00 <Liinda> ;)
08:00 <Immutable> you see in colour therefore you discriminate between the colours therefore racist
08:00 <spence> hey Shads
08:00 <spence> How are ya stomach
08:00 <Liinda> Immutable does that mean u see in vlack and white only? RACIST!
08:00 <[shads]> yo spence
09:00 <spence> sup nigz
09:00 <Liinda> Hey Immutable, what color undies are u wearing...
09:00 <spence> missed ya pal
09:00 <Liinda> Or are all ur clothes in baby shit brown?
09:00 <[shads]> just been fucking with this track man
09:00 <[shads]> finally finished it
09:00 <Liinda> ANYWHO, I am sleepy, night
09:00 <johninja> been playing rome 2 and football manager on steam
09:00 <spence> hey Liinda how bout licking a trannies skid marks?
09:00 <johninja> don't really want to be freinds though, soz
09:00 <spence> I'm kidding lol
09:00 <Immutable> I'M BLIND I only see in a breen colour
09:00 <Immutable> and no shades of breen
09:00 <Immutable> just breen
09:00 <Liinda> spence PASS!
09:00 <Immutable> :(
10:00 <spence> Joking gorgeous
10:00 <Immutable> I used to be racist like you
10:00 <spence> ask Shads
10:00 <Liinda> Im not racist. Im a wog.
10:00 <Immutable> then I took a soldering eye to my eyes
10:00 <Immutable> ** iron
10:00 <Liinda> Ive been teased
10:00 <spence> we jus fuckn round yeah
10:00 <spence> woggsy
10:00 <spence> me too
10:00 <Liinda> weeee
10:00 <spence> I'm hungarian
10:00 <johninja> if anything disctances you from god, cut it off
10:00 <Liinda> whos god?
10:00 <spence> goulash guts
11:00 <Liinda> salami
11:00 <Liinda> nom nom
11:00 <spence> Shads slap
11:00 <Liinda> knives night mister xx
11:00 <johninja> good question Liinda
11:00 <Liinda> i wont be sticking around for the answer
11:00 <Liinda> lol night xxxx
11:00 <spence> I got Hungarian salami right here babe
11:00 <spence> its fat n spicy
12:00 <spence> With a hint of cum
12:00 <spence> no...spermetazoa
12:00 <spence> its a spicd
12:00 <spence> e
13:00 <johninja> smooth
13:00 <spence> Smooth as sandpaper
13:00 <spence> the ninjy minjy
14:00 <grogmonster> Smashed
14:00 <grogmonster> fk work tomoz
15:00 <grogmonster> better get 40 winks up in here
15:00 <grogmonster> later peoples
15:00 <johninja> yep
15:00 <grogmonster> Cya mate
16:00 <johninja> yep
16:00 <johninja> have some water eh
16:00 <grogmonster> Lol k will do 
17:00 <grogmonster> Cya ginger ninja
17:00 <grogmonster> say hi to your mum for me 
19:00 <johninja> Michael ‪‎Schumacher‬'s sedation is being reduced so the "waking-up process" can start
20:00 <stebie> but he might still be a vegetable
20:00 <johninja> yeah could be
20:00 <partay> karma
20:00 <johninja> how?
20:00 <johninja> i didn't know he did anything evil
21:00 <johninja> except drive a car in circles at high speeds
21:00 <johninja> which isn't really evil unless you hit a schoolbus or something
22:00 <stebie> now i'm picturing a schoolbus, lost, entering a grand prix track
22:00 <stebie> thanks, johninja
22:00 <johninja> lmao
22:00 <partay> he delibrately drove at damon hill and crashed both driver out for the championship
22:00 <partay> cunt act
23:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/5215_142094494991_7343539_n.jpg 
26:00 <johninja> Thomas Keneally: Australia seen as buffoons over asylum seekers 
27:00 <johninja> not sure this guy gets to say other people look like bufoons http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/keneally460.jpg 
27:00 <vanilla> thats 80% of what internet people look like
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <johninja> (sorry for offending you internet people)
28:00 <ShadowLurker> no youre not
28:00 <johninja> good point
29:00 <vanilla> i think you offended ShadowLurker
29:00 <ShadowLurker> not a chance
29:00 <johninja> he has normal people hair now
29:00 <ShadowLurker> i know
29:00 <ShadowLurker> it sux
29:00 <Serenity> who has normal what
30:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is bald
30:00 <Serenity> all over
30:00 <Serenity> like one of those naked cats
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <ShadowLurker> oil me up
30:00 <johninja> i've seen his boob
30:00 <johninja> looked pretty bald
31:00 <Serenity> yeah bald boobs
31:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
31:00 <johninja> mine are bald except for the hairy nips
31:00 <johninja> :/
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <Serenity> METOO
31:00 <Serenity> :>
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> RETAILER David Jones has revealed it was recently approached by rival Myer to consider a merger.
32:00 <vanilla> gross
33:00 <johninja> you are so shallow vanilla
33:00 <johninja> if you can't love my hairy nipples then i wonder if you love me at all
35:00 <Serenity> IF U DUN LUV MI AT MI WURST DEN U DUN LUV MI AT AWL
35:00 <vanilla> i love your hairy nose what more do you want
35:00 <vanilla> and ear hair
36:00 <Serenity> i prefer shoulder hair
36:00 <Maurice> Toe hair is my secret like
36:00 <Excessive> eheh .......... finished with servicin mah 1200's
37:00 <Maurice> Serenity, tattoo nightmares is on
37:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh we have it on
38:00 <Maurice> THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP
38:00 <ShadowLurker> welcome
38:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1780906_10200889328030097_457864234_n.jpg
38:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1780797_10200889327710089_568357827_n.jpg
39:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/10745_10200889329310129_593639904_n.jpg
40:00 <ShadowLurker> direct drive brushless
40:00 <ShadowLurker> nice
40:00 <Excessive> aye
40:00 <ShadowLurker> the motor
40:00 <Excessive> yep
41:00 <Excessive> they 're worth 1000 bux ea brand new
41:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet
41:00 <Excessive> abt 600 second hand
41:00 <Excessive> standard equipment in every night club
42:00 <Excessive> well they're the industry standard
42:00 <Excessive> they stopped makin em though
43:00 <Excessive> so they're gonnah be worth more now I s'pose
43:00 <Serenity> [8:37pm] <@Maurice> Serenity, tattoo nightmares is on
43:00 <Serenity> IM WATCHING
43:00 <Excessive> I've had mine since 93
44:00 <Maurice> I'm between that an Idol
44:00 <Excessive> though the LED on the pitch is green originally ......... I swapped em for red ones
45:00 <vanilla> tintin lol
45:00 <ShadowLurker> scan it with a 3d scanner and print some more
45:00 <ShadowLurker> ... profit
45:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1655986_10200889328430107_282845443_n.jpg
45:00 <Excessive> that's the pitch slider with the original green LED
47:00 <tintin> sus
48:00 <tintin> EU police want ‘remote kill switch’ on every car
48:00 <tintin> wow man that place is becoming a police state
48:00 <tintin> i hear they are trying to make microchipping for babies mandatory too
49:00 <tintin> THEY TOLD US THIS WOULD HAPPEN
54:00 <Brat> oh FUCK my highlighter
54:00 <Brat> @Highlights You've been highlighted in5 #melbourne by5 partay! Message: he delibrately drove at damon hill and crashed both driver out for the championship
55:00 <[shads]> .
56:00 <tintin> what set it off?
56:00 <[shads]> true Excessive
57:00 <Maurice> delibrately
57:00 <tintin> lol..who even highlights that
57:00 <Maurice> It has Brat in it
57:00 <tintin> ohhh
57:00 <tintin> well spotted
58:00 <tintin> theron keeps talking about john farnham all the time
58:00 <tintin> it's so annoying
59:00 <stebie> sounds like a bannable offence
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