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00:00 <Loof> does holding em in cause internal damage Serenity?
00:00 <Serenity> holding what in
00:00 <Loof> farts
00:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no idea
00:00 <Loof> k
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Serenity> i assume youd just fart in your sleep
00:00 <Loof> ye
01:00 <johninja> i think it probably would 
01:00 <johninja> some people can't burp and get pain
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear of late as soon as I lie down in bed I dutch oven myself
01:00 <Bastardly_One> almost like clockwork
01:00 <Serenity> by some people you mean mew
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <johninja> perhaps
01:00 <Serenity> shes like the only person in the world who cant burp
02:00 <Loof> wonder if she makes up for it by farting more
02:00 <johninja> i assume as much
02:00 <Loof> air gotta come out
03:00 <Loof> love a fresh os install :)
03:00 <Loof> puter goes so fast
03:00 <johninja> yeah i need to do that hey
03:00 <johninja> had a new ssd sitting here for like 2 months
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <johninja> just lazy
04:00 <Loof> ssd's are so sweet
04:00 <Loof> love mine
04:00 <johninja> what have you been eating lol
04:00 <johninja> onion rings?
04:00 <Serenity> i dont even know
04:00 <Loof> damn girl, put a plug in it
04:00 <Serenity> but i have a stomach ache
04:00 <johninja> ahh
04:00 <Serenity> too many greens?
04:00 <johninja> hi the meat
04:00 <Maurice> Thinks he's fucking invisible http://imgur.com/ISrbTsn
05:00 <Maurice> Hard to invisible with laser eyes
05:00 <johninja> brussel sprouts will do that
05:00 <British^Meat> Merci le johninja mon ami
05:00 <Serenity> what the fuck did you take that photo with a potato?
05:00 <Maurice> To be*
05:00 <Maurice> I know, I was trying not to look at him, coz when I look he runs off
05:00 <Maurice> So I have to do sideways eyes
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <johninja> it's modern art
06:00 <Maurice> He jumped up, slapped me, then fucked off
06:00 <johninja> "i didn't even look when i painted this one"
06:00 <johninja> what a pimp
06:00 <Serenity> im still looking for things to dress homer in
06:00 <Loof> Dawg, I peels cats all day long, mutha fucka. The call me the big wheeler cat peeler, ya know what I'm sayin'? I run this whole mutha fucka
06:00 <British^Meat> lol
06:00 <Serenity> but i realised i have no cute baby clothes in the house anymore
06:00 <British^Meat> that pic sux :)
06:00 <Maurice> Oh bugger
06:00 <Maurice> Lils dolls?
07:00 <Maurice> I have baby clothes here, special outfits I kept from the boys
07:00 <Maurice> Maybe I'll dress Reno up
07:00 <Serenity> not unless he can fit into monster high dresses
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
07:00 <Maurice> It'll be slimming
07:00 <johninja> lol they are so cute
08:00 <Maurice> I have Peter, thats my nanna patch from when I was 5, he's got baby clothes on
08:00 <Maurice> Mind you, the cat already kicked me in the head last night just from making him cuddle, imagine if I dressed him
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Loof> beehhh how can you never eat yet still be so fat? and brown?
09:00 <Maurice> Does eating affect skin colour?
09:00 <Loof> no but i just thought i'd throw it in anyway
10:00 <Maurice> And let me put this out there, if there is even ONE 'straya' coming from his fat brown fingers, I am banning him
10:00 <Serenity> apparently eating a lot of pumpkin/carrots/sweet potato can make you yellow
10:00 <johninja> ooh
10:00 <beehhh> doctor fire at atwell
10:00 <Maurice> I feel like I want to test that out
10:00 <simba> what about in scrubs the guy drinking tomato drink
10:00 <simba> scrubs is all real
10:00 <Loof> serenity i went orange once from drinking too much carrot juice
10:00 <doctor> let it burn beehhh, there is nothing we can do
10:00 <johninja> end up looking like a simpsons character
10:00 <Serenity> lol loof
10:00 <doctor> the fires must 4RAGE 
10:00 <beehhh> yeah started from a aircon
10:00 <beehhh> darwin is good
10:00 <Serenity> lily looked like an oompa loompa about a week after she was born thanks to jaundice
11:00 <johninja> beehhh: fuck off
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <Loof> i had that too
11:00 <Loof> i was yellow
11:00 <Maurice> Should have used green hair spray to complete the look
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <Serenity> she has to be in a light bed for 8 days
11:00 <Serenity> had
11:00 <Maurice> STILL"?!
11:00 <Serenity> lolll
11:00 <Maurice> Oh damn, you fixed it
12:00 <beehhh> south Australia in its worse condition
12:00 <Maurice> Cal had to be in one too
12:00 <Maurice> But he had the added bonus of a massive cone head
12:00 <Loof> wonder if i was in one
12:00 <[pythonX]> sup bee
12:00 <[pythonX]> u moin to bali m8
12:00 <beehhh> im in borneo
12:00 <Serenity> back when you were a baby they probbaly just put you infront of a window look
12:00 <Serenity> loof
12:00 <[pythonX]> k
13:00 <Serenity> and told ur mum to take you out in the sun
13:00 <[pythonX]> the hell u doing there
13:00 <Loof> doctors fucked up my head with clamps apparently
13:00 <Serenity> (thats what they did to my bro)
13:00 <[pythonX]> come to sydney
13:00 <Loof> calipers or whatever they're called
13:00 <johninja> isn't vitamin D pretty much sunlight in a pill?
13:00 <Serenity> lol kind of john
13:00 <[pythonX]> yes john u idiot
13:00 <Maurice> (21:13:13) (Loof): doctors fucked up my head with clamps apparently
13:00 <johninja> i take that sometimes
13:00 <Maurice> This explains everything
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <beehhh> i dont mind go thailand n find some ladyboy
14:00 <Serenity> ant had scratches on his head from where they broke my water
14:00 <[pythonX]> there all blokes
14:00 <Loof> so it's not the weed!
14:00 <[pythonX]> imo
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow i just witness the more awesome act of kindness
14:00 <Maurice> Jay had a clamp mark too
14:00 <Maurice> Thats how I know its him in baby photos
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> a bloke working on the roads near my work just walked up to a homeless bloke and gave him a drink and something to eat
14:00 <johninja> aww nice Snoopys_Gunship
14:00 <Maurice> I'm gunning for mother of the year with how much I know about my kids..
14:00 <Loof> i've got the biggest head i've ever seen
14:00 <Loof> my poor mother
14:00 <[pythonX]> with somebody like you i donr need a parachute...hmm
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that dude deserves a fucking medal
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt it Loof ... should see snoops head :P
15:00 <johninja> bbl
15:00 <Maurice> I gave a homeless dude 10 bucks just before xmas
15:00 <[pythonX]> bbl
15:00 <Maurice> Wheres my fucking medal
15:00 <Maurice> Or the chest to pin it on
15:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE SO RACIST TOWARDS ME
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont need the chest
15:00 <Maurice> Is it because I'm black?
15:00 <Maurice> I really do need one
15:00 <[pythonX]> heya Snoopys_Gunship
15:00 <Loof> NIGGERDOM!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sexist and racist
15:00 <[pythonX]> ltns
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hmmmmm i wonder if Maurice knows im part black lol
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey [pythonX]
16:00 <[pythonX]> :xd
16:00 <Maurice> Yeah well, I'm full black
16:00 <Maurice> I WIN
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you're part maori
16:00 <Maurice> I'm just an albino black person
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no you dont
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor genetics tribe
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> twat lol
16:00 <[pythonX]> my right arms nigger
16:00 <Maurice> Ok fine, I'm white
16:00 <Maurice> But my great grandad was black
16:00 <Maurice> Or probably more mocha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> snoops is a 1/4 maori though like I am
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my grandad was a nazi
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *wanders you mean
17:00 <Loof> maori b1? is that where you get your looks? :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yp
17:00 <doctor> Mine worked in a bank
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's where I get the huge nose
17:00 <Maurice> You look nothing like any kind of maori
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and the temper maybe :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I don't ... I was humouring him
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never guess unless I said
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> temper hahahaha
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now you point that out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or heard me speak when tired
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do have a bit of temper
18:00 <Maurice> Everyone has a temper
18:00 <Loof> i was saying maoris are ugly
18:00 <Bastardly_One> then the genetic accent comes out
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but its only when im hungry
18:00 <Maurice> I raged at 8.30
18:00 <beehhh> hugh jackman looks like melanies relative
18:00 <Serenity> are you exceptionally emotional about eggs Snoopys_Gunship?
18:00 <Maurice> Wait
18:00 <Maurice> Genetic accent?
18:00 <Maurice> Wtf is this?
18:00 <beehhh> smile looks the same
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Maurice> So when i'm tired I should sound english because i'm part english?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I get a nz accent when tired I swear
18:00 <Maurice> SHINE YA SHOES GUV'NOR
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope but i crave them Serenity
18:00 <Loof> hmmm i'm part spanish, maybe i know spanish?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't say it was fact
19:00 <beehhh> im part german
19:00 <Maurice> You probably cry in a spanish accent, Loof
19:00 <Loof> yes i do
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... mock all you like ... I get this clipped accent when tired
19:00 <Serenity> well i certainly dont know how to have a cornish and american nigger accent at the same time..
19:00 <Serenity> im confused
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and no idea where it comes from ... hey?
20:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna get really tired tonight, and record myself sound like the Queen
20:00 <Loof> b1 it's ur strangeness i like about u
20:00 <Maurice> Sounding*
20:00 <Serenity> rofl~
20:00 <beehhh> divorce rate is neary 40% in australia
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up woman ... do it though
20:00 <beehhh> per annum
20:00 <Serenity> shine ya.. corn bread.. master?
20:00 <Serenity> ..
20:00 <Bastardly_One> would be funny
20:00 <Maurice> Then when Cam gets home tomorrow night, I'll record him sounding like William Wallace
20:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb talking to a friend lol
20:00 <Maurice> Oh I see, Snoopys_Gunship doesn't consider us friends
20:00 <beehhh> nothing wrong with watching trannysex
21:00 <Maurice> Thats so rude
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no a friend i dont speak to that often so hush
21:00 <Loof> yawn
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes cute too :P
21:00 <milk> Maurice sucks off doctors
21:00 <Maurice> I do so
21:00 <Bastardly_0ne> i never bother to wipe my ass after ive shitted when at home
21:00 <Maurice> I mean, shut up m8
21:00 <Serenity> change your nick jkl you annoying twat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh saemon is back
21:00 <Loof> semen
21:00 <Saemon> i always shower straight after
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's provoke B1 day
21:00 <British^Meat> heh semen
21:00 <Maurice> You piss in a jar
22:00 <Bastardly_One> shads has been trying all day too
22:00 <Saemon> just simply wiping the ass doesnt do much
22:00 <Maurice> Yet you shower after every shit?
22:00 <Maurice> Doubt it
22:00 <Serenity> im gonna fart again
22:00 <beehhh> i'd like to visit thailand have dark secret sex with ladyboys
22:00 <Saemon> yeah i do
22:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to flood me and shit
22:00 <Loof> b1 get off weed and get a job ya druggo!
22:00 <milk> Maurice pulled an AR-15 on me and it's not fair I defended myself
22:00 <Loof> says me
22:00 <simba> dark secret sex 
22:00 <Saemon> i wash inbetween my asschecks with body soap
22:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what an AR-15 is
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Loof
22:00 <Bastardly_One> please Maurice?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked Serenity hours ago in a pm but she ignored me :P
23:00 <Maurice> I can ban you, no problemo
23:00 <johninja> The UN says cancer cases are 'set to rise by half by 2030',,,
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I did ask for that
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'll be right ... thanks anyway
23:00 <Loof> why doesn't anyone ever ban beehhh, or that Loof_ cunt
23:00 <johninja> i think the human population will probably be doubled then too 
23:00 <beehhh> windy adelaide trees are falling simba stop pasting in mine
23:00 <Maurice> I always ban beehhh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she does
24:00 <Loof> i don't believe
24:00 <Loof> show me
24:00 <simba> fucking die mirza
24:00 <johninja> i wish he would just get the message and leave
24:00 <beehhh> before you ban me
24:00 <johninja> like what does he get out of this?
24:00 <beehhh> suck this
24:00 <Maurice> Show you how I ban Loof?
24:00 <Maurice> I can do that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 90 percent of bans are from her
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Saemon> when earth is gona become too overpopulated, mother nature will step in and take care of it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh his bans
24:00 <Loof> small minds love to pick on the mentally ill
24:00 <Saemon> plagues, natural disasters
24:00 <Loof> it's a sad world
24:00 <johninja> perhaps Saemon
24:00 <simba> yeah "natural"
24:00 <Saemon> its all a form of natural selection
24:00 <Maurice> Blame your mothers dr and his forceps
24:00 <beehhh> i have LGBT rights
24:00 <Loof> oh i do
24:00 <Saemon> and natures population control
25:00 <simba> stick to talking about wrestling little man
25:00 <Serenity> you have no rights you chubby shade of poo
25:00 <Maurice> Lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she was picking on the mentally ill?
25:00 <Saemon> i can talk about smart stuff too simba when im in the mood 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking bully Maurice
25:00 <Loof> me
25:00 <Loof> when?
25:00 <simba> smart stuff
25:00 <Maurice> Fuck off I was
25:00 <beehhh> ive been beefed up
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and me then ... bully bitch!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... where?
25:00 <Loof> oh just a bit of fun
25:00 <Loof> i see
25:00 <Maurice> I was picking on everyone equally
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she's being flippant
26:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be a little pissy but so have I been all night
26:00 <Bastardly_One> flippant that is
26:00 <beehhh> those golden days are gone
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Snoopys_Gunship
26:00 <Loof> i can take it from u b1, i like u
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hello Snoopys_Gunship
26:00 <beehhh> i shouldnt post my divorce letter 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cunt
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes what ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> next mon
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dean and sam
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you mean in a week
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK YES
27:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya was this week or next
27:00 <beehhh> most tranny thinks they are women
27:00 <Saemon> dean and sam?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
28:00 <Saemon> winchester?
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> supernatural
28:00 <beehhh> lovely
28:00 <simba> leave or ban
28:00 <Saemon> omg you guys are supernatural fans??
28:00 <Saemon> omg!
28:00 <Serenity> oh god
28:00 <Serenity> no
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
28:00 <Saemon> whos your fav character??
28:00 <Saemon> i love castiel :D
28:00 <beehhh> i post u one hilarious link
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the show
29:00 <Saemon> last episode sucked
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if it means talking to you
29:00 <Saemon> garth a werewolf?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand it
29:00 <Saemon> and they let him live?
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cas lost his mojo with me when he lost his wings
29:00 <Saemon> while in the past they had to kill other monsters
29:00 <Saemon> who were good
29:00 <Saemon> like sam, what was his problem with vampire benny??
29:00 <Saemon> he couldnt stand that dean was friends with benny
29:00 <Bastardly_One> cas has meant to of lost his mojo twit
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> crowley is my fav
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that guy cracks me up
30:00 <Saemon> hell yeha i love crowley
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know twit lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Crowley is fucking funny
30:00 <beehhh> http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/21243815/major-drug-bust-at-shack/
30:00 <beehhh> simba's shack
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wonder if the boys will let him free lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> based on the famous Alestier Crowley in ways
30:00 <simba> fucking die mirza
30:00 <Saemon> i wish crowley would have met with gabriel
30:00 <Loof> is supernatural still going?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it
31:00 <Saemon> or balthazaar
31:00 <Loof> i forgot what ep i'm up to :(
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they have him by the balls
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah last season this one
31:00 <Saemon> both angels who acted sorta like demons
31:00 <Bastardly_One> since they found his grave
31:00 <[pythonX]> LIVE FOR THE NIGHT
31:00 <milk> beehhh yeah, we're about 11 months away from Krokodil
31:00 <Saemon> no they dont 
31:00 <[pythonX]> SUP MILK
31:00 <Saemon> crowley got his bones back
31:00 <Loof> that show is fucking awesome
31:00 <[pythonX]> MILKY BAR KID
31:00 <Loof> i should watch it from the start again
31:00 <simba> cool nick python X
31:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One can be bobby
31:00 <Saemon> cuz u are old lke him
32:00 <Saemon> but he is cool though
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh bobby rocked big time
32:00 <[pythonX]> I got some buds
32:00 <Saemon> u can be death
32:00 <[pythonX]> XD
32:00 <[pythonX]> HEYA SAEMON
32:00 <beehhh> i aint gonna come back today I told my mum i love bangladesh n gonna end up there
32:00 <[pythonX]> HOW R DUDE
32:00 <[pythonX]> U
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be my first victim if I was Death
32:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh my next
32:00 <Bastardly_One> then shads
32:00 <[pythonX]> smoko
32:00 <simba> you dont need to type in caps wayne everyones text is equal
32:00 <Saemon> god would keep bringing me back 
32:00 <Saemon> just like cas
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <[pythonX]> ok tar
33:00 <[pythonX]> lol loof
33:00 <Loof> hey shads :)
33:00 <Saemon> krokodil thats how the french say crocodile
33:00 <[pythonX]> hey brother loof
33:00 <Loof> where's my music?
33:00 <beehhh> herb of gold 
33:00 <[pythonX]> hows the game going im still mkain tunes
33:00 <Loof> it's put on hold
33:00 <[pythonX]> k
33:00 <Loof> will get back to it
33:00 <[pythonX]> yeah true
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof reckons shads makes music ... bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
33:00 <beehhh> Loof watch this me having a fap
33:00 <[pythonX]> ok bbs
34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One we both love WWE and supernatural and game of thrones
34:00 <Bastardly_One> shads and music in the same sentence
34:00 <Saemon> so ummm
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
34:00 <[pythonX]> get fuct bee
34:00 <Bastardly_One> funny shit!
34:00 <Saemon> why the fuck arent we BFF'S??
34:00 <Loof> b1 find me better for a good price
34:00 <Loof> he's fine
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon, give the fuck up ... you're an annoying twat
34:00 <Loof> not that i'd know what good techno sounds like
34:00 <Saemon> i find it funny that u act like as sif u hate me so much
34:00 <Saemon> but yet we have so much in common
35:00 <Saemon> its like as if u are hating yourself in a way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> having stuff in common doesn't mean I don't find you an annoying twat
35:00 <simba> lmao
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you seem to not be able to understand that
35:00 <simba> fuck this faggot off
35:00 <beehhh> trannies are hot
35:00 <Loof> this is what a liberal world allows
35:00 <Saemon> oh here comes the serial haterbater.
35:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI0J0tjpYEE
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: schnappi the crocodile roar (Jul 9, 2009) 2:10 - Category: People and Blogs - 56,078 views - 101 likes (98.1%), 2 dislikes (1.9%)
36:00 <Loof> idiots to thrive
36:00 <Loof> like semen
36:00 <beehhh> i dont find intimacy into women
36:00 <Saemon> simba too much haturbating makes hair grow on your palms
36:00 <Bastardly_One> does not
36:00 <simba> i have no idea what haturbating is sorry
36:00 <simba> is that a wrestling move
36:00 <Loof> semen can you run down to the shops for me.. oh wait
36:00 <Bastardly_One> my palms are baby bum smooth
36:00 <Serenity> all i read just then was [9:36pm] <Loof> semen can you run down
36:00 <Serenity> nothing after that mattered
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ is that a wrestling move
37:00 <Bastardly_One> could be ... the miz could have a move called the haterbator
37:00 <Loof> lol @ wrestling period
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
37:00 <Saemon> haha thats actually pretty good Bastardly_One
37:00 <Serenity> just stop Saemon
37:00 <Serenity> he doesnt like you
37:00 <Serenity> just. stop.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up ... its Sir
37:00 <[Maverick]> is not. 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't mind you for a while
37:00 <beehhh> sucking a tranny aint gay cause they are female
38:00 <simba> its high school all over again for jkl
38:00 <Bastardly_One> then I saw you for what people warned me about you
38:00 <Loof> jkl left highschool?
38:00 <Serenity> no matter how many times you try to talk to that kid in the lunch line jkl
38:00 <Serenity> hes not gonna ask you to hang out by the basketball courts
38:00 <Saemon> and did they warn about me Bastardly_One?
38:00 <Saemon> what did*
38:00 <Loof> and pash
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that you'd become an annoying little twat
38:00 <simba> and u will always get ur dessert pinched as punishment for talking to them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and you did
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you can only "pretend" to diss someone one too many times
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or tell tall tales
39:00 <Bastardly_One> before considered a fuckwit
39:00 <milk> apparently the withdrawl of US troops from Afghanistan at the end of 2014 will be politically motivated
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Pandas ... he knows
39:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One and let me guess, these so called "people" who "warned" you about me, was simba - right?
39:00 <simba> Top Gear is aimed at viewers 'with a mental age of nine'
39:00 <Saemon> stop being a sheep
39:00 <simba> lmbo
39:00 <Maurice> Does anybody actually like jkl?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... totlally ... idiot
39:00 <Serenity> no
40:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
40:00 <Serenity> god its only 9:39
40:00 <Serenity> i thought it was bed time
40:00 <Maurice> So early
40:00 <Maurice> Its the napping we did
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are backward
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 12:40
40:00 <Maurice> And I'll do it all again tomorrow
40:00 <Serenity> i think i have to clean tomorrow
40:00 <[Maverick]> I like him, cause I kick him out of his wheel chair.. when I need to go pick up a couple of blocks from the bottle o 
40:00 <Maurice> I cleaned today
40:00 <Maurice> So tomorrow I'm not
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm considering moving again
41:00 <simba> wb Snoopys_Gunship i was worried sick
41:00 <Loof> b1 you vagabnd
41:00 <Saemon> where too b1?
41:00 <Loof> nomad
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sif you were simba lol
41:00 <simba> are you calling me a liar
41:00 <Saemon> move to outside bigw?
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he is simba
41:00 <Bastardly_One> now he's lying
41:00 <Bastardly_One> stop lying Snoopys_Gunship
42:00 <simba> i dont know what to believe
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd trust me
42:00 <Serenity> rgwewa
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck up Bastardly_One before i poke your and watch you break
42:00 <Bastardly_One> would I lie to you honey?
42:00 <simba> u would not
42:00 <Saemon> BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!!!
42:00 <Saemon> :P b1
42:00 <Saemon> you get that reference
42:00 <Loof> thank fuck
42:00 <simba> get this reference: leave irc
42:00 <Saemon> dont pretend like u didnt
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FINE I WILL
42:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of dumb fuck wrestlers
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reading a book by Mick Foley
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
43:00 <Saemon> and?
43:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzz
43:00 <simba> he rox
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy can write ... *shrugs*
43:00 <Saemon> u reckon he's a dumbfuck?
43:00 <simba> Loof how did ur venture into football go did u watch any games
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the guy is well educated actually
43:00 <Serenity> why are you here Saemon?
43:00 <Serenity> serious q
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this novel is really good
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh before i leave
43:00 <Saemon> then why would u say domb fuck wreslters than b1?
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q71/1621764_291883414295767_1690280531_n.jpg
43:00 <Loof> oh fuck off beehhh
43:00 <simba> FUCK OFF MIRZA
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> always gets me laughing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you suddenly changing your tune eh?
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
44:00 <Bastardly_One> because I can Saemon ... and I know it annoys you
44:00 <Saemon> Serenity im here cuz im bored and lonley i guess
44:00 <Loof> haven't had much time simba, i'll get to it asap
44:00 <simba> Hahaha. Dragons. Always see them on Acid.
44:00 <Saemon> no one else to talk too
44:00 <Serenity> but no one talks to you...
44:00 <Saemon> nothing else to do
44:00 <simba> u rok loof
44:00 <Maurice> Isn't Saemon the housemate of the legless fool?
44:00 <Loof> awww :)
44:00 <Serenity> well not nicely
44:00 <Saemon> yeah but i have fun tlaking 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit sunshine
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> he started ramming some bullshit down our throats
45:00 <Bastardly_One> more like I got you with the faith statement :)
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> open playing field now
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you can hush now anytime you like :)
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> you mustve cunted god off something fierce for him to give u emphysema :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we had this power struggle
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fucker
46:00 <Bastardly_One> still won
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's not even fucking real
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> had a bitch about me wanting to rule the world
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> man u should see what i bought today
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1621771_10151947658715954_234693934_n.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like he has a monopoly on it or some shit
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> 6 new doors for my car :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking rude that God prick
47:00 <beehhh> need to study fkn
48:00 <beehhh> accounting sucks brain
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you want my 2 cents on the bible though?
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> not really :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was a group of historians using a combination of morals in some verses
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> which testament
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and metaphores in others as they didn't know what they were seeing
48:00 <beehhh> once i stole a bible from fullerton motel and sold it in cash convo melb
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> morals like cut ur cock up coz it looks better? :P
48:00 <beehhh> for H
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like the words didn't exist yet to understand what they were seeing
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not fact
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> i reckon
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more a historical document to look into
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but read between the lines
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shit they went, well
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do we describe this?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this shit's never happened before man
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> translate harry potter book 1.. form english, into swahili then to afrikaans, then to hebrew then into arabic and then into greek and then back into english
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> using google translate
49:00 <Bastardly_One> let's get out of it and write some stories
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> and youll have a perfectly good 21st century bible
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a document that wasn't able to be put into words yet
50:00 <Bastardly_One> as that shit never happened before
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was words
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was never wirrten down
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> until like 210 genertations later
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> 10*
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> epic chinese whispers really
51:00 <johninja> good point
51:00 <johninja> humans fuck up every religion though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you think about it
51:00 <johninja> mohammed count's even write ffs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> christianity specific ... the bible
51:00 <johninja> the buddha said "don't worship me"
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> but you're still supposed to believe noah put his family, 7 of ever clean animal and 2 of every dirty animal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> people could only read and listen to shit back then right?
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> on a bought
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> for 40 days
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was kind of meant to be a soap opera
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> and everyone else ont he planet died
51:00 <Bastardly_One> of events of the time
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> How the fuck do we have gooks n boongs, if we all came from noah and his cunted family
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just stupid
52:00 <Bastardly_One> science proves we're african
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl no
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't it?
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> u might be.. if ur a coon
52:00 <Loof> out of africa theory
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's also white abos off the coast of Japan
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or used to be
53:00 <johninja> i like the ancient aliens theory...humans mk1 were some kind of abomination and they pissed them off so they took all the animals they wanted to keep DNA and then blew up the gap near bibralter and let the sea in
53:00 <Loof> ainu?
53:00 <xm> all races came from the same ancestors, whether it's noah or not
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol yeh
53:00 <johninja> there are hundreds of ancient villages at the bottom of the mediteranian
53:00 <xm> so that argument is pretty bad
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> Noah is the rest u dickhead
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> reset
53:00 <xm> and?
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> learn to family tree
53:00 <johninja> *gibralter
53:00 <xm> the argument was that it doesnt change anything
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> Oh yeah... so by this time (200o years ago)
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> australia is an island
54:00 <xm> it wasnt 2000 years ago
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> and noahs offspring the coons
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> just swam
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they walked dickhead
54:00 <xm> you do know about landbridges right?
54:00 <johninja> ^
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> Yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> before the shift
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> 40 000 years ago
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> not 2000 years ago
54:00 <xm> and also that the polynesians even went all the way to Madagascar
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hello
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they walked idiot
54:00 <xm> im referring to Noah
54:00 <johninja> oh are people trying to say the earth is 5000 years old now?
54:00 <beehhh> 7 years gone by
55:00 <Loof> firefaux
55:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously Waix ... you are going to home school your child?
55:00 <xm> haha
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor thing
55:00 <megamanga> it totally is, carbon dating is wrong... its what hte dumbcunts who knock on my door at 9am on a sunday say
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> Bastardly_One.. all this shit is supposed to of happened 2-4000 years ago
55:00 <megamanga> before i slam the door
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> as the bible tells it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> is going to grow up so ignorant it's not funny
55:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q71/1781996_665029413535828_405068839_n.jpg 
55:00 <xm> yeah, imagine if the kid was taught that Newton was a high achieving atheist...then the poor kid finds out he's Christian
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> landbridge went up to shit 30 000 years ago
55:00 <johninja> a day to god is a thousand years
55:00 <xm> major problems there
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> so if the bible is right
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> the coons swam
55:00 <Loof> coons bath?
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> quality
57:00 <beehhh> women brings cocaine into groin is legal but not letting me in is illegal
57:00 <Loof> abo dabba doo
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
57:00 <beehhh> Darwin is where its safe at
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> let our powers comebine
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> DOLE
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> STENCH
57:00 <Loof> CHILD RAPE
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> COON
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then we summon earths greatest tall story.. captain jesus
59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.nbcnews.com/science/babylonian-tale-round-ark-draws-wrath-some-christian-circles-2D12035655
00:00 <milk> doctor, this one is glow lettering: http://www.recon-company.com/lightspeed.php/de_recon/catalog/product/view/id/32441/s/rubber-patch-black-medic/category/204/
00:00 <Excessive> I jus did this ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1620721_10200905329790131_2074487813_n.jpg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/214271/canadian-band-skinny-puppy-invoices-u-s-government-after-learning-their-music-was-used-to-torture-guantanamo-detainees/
04:00 <beehhh> <Loof> CHILD RAPE[sic]
07:00 <beehhh> manic monday take an holiday
07:00 <milk> http://www.recon-company.com/lightspeed.php/de_recon/catalog/product/view/id/46827/s/hazard-4-paramedic-rubber-patch-rot-glow/category/204/
14:00 <male29> j sex
15:00 <beehhh> i dream better
18:00 <simba> 1-0 HT
18:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL!!!!
19:00 <thestig> liverpool is shit
21:00 <simba> hahahah die adrian fat loser!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <simba> hahahahahah adrian fat pollock fan
21:00 <simba> owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <simba> fat pollock pawn like wild turkey
22:00 <BlackDevil> can you charge my phone simba?
22:00 <milk> http://www.recon-company.com/lightspeed.php/de_recon/bw-barett-abzeichen-sanitatstruppe-metall.html
23:00 <Excessive> which Adrian r u reffering to simba?
26:00 <potato> adrian carmack
27:00 <Excessive> well I'm Adrian too, so I have a feelin that he's talkin abt me
27:00 <Excessive> though I'm not fat
28:00 <Excessive> so he needs to get his facts straight b4 spittin out garbage
33:00 <potato> m
33:00 <potato> excessively large
33:00 <Excessive> nah
34:00 <Excessive> nawt large at all
34:00 <Excessive> 75 kgs for 1m75
36:00 <BlackDevil> i need to poop
37:00 <BlackDevil> poop cam
37:00 <potato> pietcam
37:00 <Mew> BlackDevil
37:00 <BlackDevil> Mew cam
37:00 <Mew> pew cam
39:00 <Excessive> scatrina.com
42:00 <milk> why? why do people do that?
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1794666_656171077757612_1367278990_n.jpg
44:00 <Excessive> WaixYourLegs, I invite u to fight us :)
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> the brotherhood?
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
46:00 <Excessive> well fight against it if u don't like it I s'pose
47:00 <Excessive> I know I fought for almost 20 years
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just want equal human rights
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> no 2nd class citizens
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> it cant be that hard
48:00 <doctor> who's "us" Excessive?
48:00 <potato> piet isn't an equal
48:00 <Excessive> yes ............... U GOTTAH FIGHT
48:00 <Excessive> FO YO RIGHT
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> he might be a mongoloid.. but he is equal :P
48:00 <Excessive> TO PAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTEH
48:00 <doctor> we're all equal in poverty
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> govt is just so 2 faced
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre happy to tax gay ppl as a couple
49:00 <Excessive> they're all the same lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> but when one of em dies and they claming pension n shit..
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> suddenly its all ohh nah ur not entitled u not a legal couple
49:00 <potato> people who want equal rights often have a communist agenda because they need $40,000 of pills every week to survive, so it's ultimately self-serving as they wouldn't survive in a more libertarian government
49:00 <potato> aka traumapony
49:00 <Excessive> Liberal or Labor ........... same shit jus diff following
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> i want equal rights so children in africa can have a decent meal.. cunt.
50:00 <potato> alright start building barges so you can send them over here so they can eat and have infrastructure... owait we want to get rid of boat people i forgot
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> its not illegal to be an asylum seeker
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> just remember that.
51:00 <Excessive> Africa needs to take care of self ............. like australia needs to and every other country ........... y should we send billions in aid when we should really mind our own shit at home?!
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 earth.
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> united.
51:00 <potato> nwo
51:00 <Saemon> nWo
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> australia means nothing less to me than africa
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just a place
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> its the people in these places that need help.. not the places
52:00 <Saemon> kevin nash, scott hall, hogan
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> its pathetically easy to make a remark like yours Excessive, as you sit there in your nice house with water on tap and this awesome thing called electricity
52:00 <Saemon> nwo 4 lyf!
52:00 <potato> ah yes we should set up some military bases like america does in 100 other countries so we can "aid" them
52:00 <Excessive> right, so instead of spreadin aids ........... they should go n help dig a fresh wtaer well or someshit
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> I dont think so potato.. you might think so though
53:00 <Excessive> water*
53:00 <BlackDevil> i bet mew has a picture of her vagina on her phone
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> 7 billion people on earth... at least 2 billion living in extreme poverty
54:00 <AngrymanXL> only 2 billion? sound optimistic 
54:00 <potato> 7 billion people on earth, 0 living on mars
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> at least.. AngrymanXL..
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> I dont see how it can be such an issue
54:00 <doctor> I think we need to put our heads together and draw a conclusion on everything africa is doing wrong
54:00 <milk> lets cull
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> to rectify this mess
54:00 <Excessive> and how is that other ppl's fault? if they can't help themselves ............ then y should others extend themselves?
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> Africa is a small part
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> Its not about laying blame
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> its about imporving the human race
55:00 <potato> yeah let's abolish centrelink too
55:00 <doctor> then we can, you know, tell them why they're fucked up and that they should be more like us
55:00 <potato> people can't help themselves WHY DO WE HAVE TO
55:00 <potato> welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!  welfare state!
55:00 <AngrymanXL> poverty will never be solved as long as the UN are around.,
55:00 <milk> the NBA wouldnt exist without Africa
55:00 <Bastardly_One> SIMBA
55:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
55:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see that? ... what a mistake
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> [22:54] <Excessive> and how is that other ppl's fault? if they can't help themselves ............ then y should others extend themselves?
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> Fuck teachers.
56:00 <potato> just kidding if centrelink were abolished you'd all be fucking dead because none of you would survive in a real world while being subjected to social darwinism
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> any government that turns a profit needs to be removed.
57:00 <doctor> nah they'd just riot and take everything from you
57:00 <milk> if centrelink were abolished rich people would have to buy a new tv every week
57:00 <potato> in that regard dirty africans are more evolved than you because they can survive without centrelink
57:00 <potato> they might have aids and rape, but still
57:00 <potato> how does that make you feel
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty bad
58:00 <milk> wish I had rich parents
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wish money didnt exist
58:00 <doctor> it doesnt really, it's just an idea
58:00 <potato> i wish they made cinnamon toast crunch
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
58:00 <Excessive> I'll give u a bag of potatoes for half dozen eggs WaixYourLegs
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> seems fair
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> i hate eggs
59:00 <potato> barter is still money
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its currency
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its.. trade
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> in its purest form
59:00 <potato> without free market parity
59:00 <potato> so everyone gets ripped off by jews
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
59:00 <milk> if I had rich parents I go on the Internet and spout bourgeois slogans
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> you have a choice not to be
59:00 <potato> that's like saying you have a choice not to be raped
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> you have a choice not to trade with the jew
00:00 <potato> JUST DON'T GO OUTSIDE MATE
00:00 <potato> AND WEAR A BURKA
00:00 <potato> hey that sounds familiar
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> you also have the choice to forget he is a jew
00:00 <BlackDevil> im a potato!
00:00 <Excessive> right so 1-st it was lib hate now jewish hate
00:00 <doctor> Just goto one of those anti-shark cull rallies, then you'll find yourself at the heart the bourgeois
00:00 <Excessive> which way r we goin?
00:00 <potato> i don't literally mean jewish
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <potato> i mean someone who scalps people
00:00 <potato> don't be anal
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> con
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> C:\con\con
02:00 <milk> 3.5m sharks don't eat people in their mansion swimming pools
02:00 <doctor> the real sharks are my fellow rats
02:00 <Excessive> I was meanin blamin both sides lol
02:00 <Excessive> up there ^
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck the sharks
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> hardly compares to the 720 000 being fished per day
03:00 <potato> if australians want to stop japanese from hunting sharks, which is a cultural activity, they should stop buying iphones and going to bali and drinking vb, which is their cultural activities, but you don't see a group of japanese activists blocking your way to the bottle-o do you
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> ouch :P
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dislike people that try to get in the way of public safety
03:00 <doctor> i don't mind a good piece of flake
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> if you really wnana bang on about animal rights.. go fight against animal testing
04:00 <doctor> if they eat them i'd buy a loin or two 
04:00 <Kelevra> You guys talk so much shit.
04:00 <potato> oh here's another super hypocritical piece
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre doing the sharks a favour
04:00 <Excessive> ok, in Romania almost every second family livin in the country slaughters the pig in winter ........... it's tradition
04:00 <potato> HITLER WAS BAD but we still use all the scientific research produced by mangele's testing on humans!
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> taking the idiotic sharks back off shore where there is plenty of food
04:00 <Kelevra> Fucking christ
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> and killing the mature ones so they dont breed on shore
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh.. and polpot
05:00 <potato> in romania every second family was slaughtered by ceaucescu
05:00 <Kelevra> YOU'RE KILLING THIS CHANNEL
05:00 <potato> no mel, your smelly minge is killing this channel
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> seems pretty alive at the moment
06:00 <Kelevra> Oh potato can you smell it?
06:00 <Kelevra> Sorry.
06:00 <Excessive> actually I grew up under Ceausescu .......... was way more civilized than wat it is atm
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> my parents let me make my own mind up about things
07:00 <potato> yeah maybe you need to blow another irc op so you can crash at their place and use their shower?
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> tought me how to think.. not taught me what to think
07:00 <Excessive> ok we didn't have democracy, but if u go to Romania today, u'll hear many wantin Ceausescu back
07:00 <Kelevra> That's why you married fat WaixYourLegs 
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> ok
08:00 <Kelevra> Fat with no morals or values and you both fuck other people
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> Ahh yeah cool story
08:00 <potato> is she projecting
08:00 <potato> or what
08:00 <Kelevra> Its gross
09:00 <Kelevra> potato: get a life.
09:00 <potato> hilarious
09:00 <potato> get more than two digits in your savings account
09:00 <potato> so you can actually afford something of your own
09:00 <potato> you fucking worthless shit
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> id hate to have such a low self esteem that i had to pass judgements on other peoples sex life :P
10:00 <Kelevra> Two digits
10:00 <Kelevra> Wtf pal
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh.. 2 digits BEFORE the decimal point
10:00 <Kelevra> I have the baby bonus
10:00 <Kelevra> Lol
10:00 <potato> with many trailing 0s
10:00 <Kelevra> Indeed
11:00 <milk> according to Germaine Greer people get married so they can bed-hop
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> We got married so we got better jobs :)
12:00 <Excessive> u need to be married to get a gd job?
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> dept of education.. it helps :P
13:00 <Maurice> You need to get married?
13:00 <Serenity> well thats a load of horse shit
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
13:00 <Saemon> yo
13:00 <Excessive> lol ............. I'll go to some buddhist temple and rub buddha's belly and then I'll run to the newsagent and buy a lottery ticket
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> cool
15:00 <milk> you need to be married in academia too
15:00 <milk> so when you steal someone elses work your wife can run around convincing everyone you did it
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> 19th century authors
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> even W13 made out HG wells to be a woman :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix, stfu
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the more you type
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the stupider you appear
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
17:00 <milk> was Bram Stoker female?
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> W13 is a tv show.. derp
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant in general
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> all her ideas while her brother published
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ... derp
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh well, time for night time shower and bed
20:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
21:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q74/1604668_10151978051002998_1894680104_n.jpg 
21:00 <johninja> lol this is true apparenly
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> priceless
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well ... there ya go
23:00 <milk> getting Tony Abbott on Spam is like getting Al Capone on Tax Evasion
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1wsw4h/tony_abbotts_latest_youtube_video_removed_by/
23:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were going?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> yah am
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up then
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i do other shit on my computer besides irc :)
24:00 <Saemon> well well well
25:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
25:00 <Excessive> noffin new .............. u had Rudd, everyone bagged him, then Gillard, everyone bagged her, now Abbott everyone baggin him .............. tis like a sickness
27:00 <johninja> i guess it is a bit, i actually likde rudd though
27:00 <johninja> never said much against him ever
27:00 <milk> tall poppy syndrome?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore Excessive ... he's a liberal supporter
28:00 <johninja> he's entitled to his opinion
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was being facetious
28:00 <Excessive> mite!
28:00 <Excessive> mitey!
28:00 <Excessive> wish u'd get out of it some day
29:00 <Excessive> but ...............
29:00 <Excessive> I s'pose it'll jus remain a struggle for u
29:00 <simba> thanks beagle
29:00 <johninja> drunken philosphy hour
29:00 <milk> my experience with Liberal supporters is they think everyone should work for free except if you suck up to the Liberal Party
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it'll remain a struggle ... for sure
30:00 <johninja> i don't like the liberals becaus ethey only give a fuck about rich people
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you just keep going looking for those hidden messages in Pirates of the Carribean eh?
30:00 <johninja> its usually rich arrogant cunts or braindead fuckwits that can't think for themselves and fall for shit like "must stop the boats"
31:00 <Excessive> or rip em with mining taxes
31:00 <Excessive> and carbon taxes*
31:00 <milk> they usually think war is glorious too
31:00 <johninja> yeh
32:00 <johninja> "don't you dare attack the navy" mate..if i was a carpenter and left a 2 foot gap between the roof and the wall they would call me incompetant
32:00 <johninja> if you can't stay in your own territorial water you are incompetant
33:00 <milk> I'm just sick of National Offset
33:00 <Excessive> or sell the footy rights to Murdock so that he gets the bogan share
34:00 <Excessive> friday nite bogan share*
35:00 <milk> well threatening paying tourists with the secret police is real tough and everything, but I dont think you can actually kill enemy soldiers with a classified atlas
37:00 <Excessive> every parranoid cunt rants abt his privacy bein invaded/NSA/PRISM etc etc ............. well personally if the heat got unbearable I'd jus fckn leave the kitchen
37:00 <johninja> yeah abbott labelled snowden a traitor too
38:00 <johninja> they invade our privacy and get upset when somene does it to then
38:00 <johninja> government should be open in my opinion
38:00 <johninja> transperant
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Excessive> like I'mnah tell u "don't go there" ........... and like u cometh back insisting that u will ............... well then wtf else do u expect me to say
39:00 <Excessive> I know wat's down there
39:00 <johninja> ok
40:00 <Excessive> but like u can fight it if u so eagerly wish to be doin so
40:00 <johninja> let it out man
41:00 <milk> Tony Abbott is just a shitpot dictator, he gets laughed at overseas
41:00 <johninja> yes
41:00 <johninja> he takes aussie domestic politics to the world stage twice now
41:00 <johninja> and they all lol
42:00 <johninja> trys to drop sick burns on labor 
42:00 <johninja> i think everyone feels a little sorry for us
42:00 <Excessive> and u say "I know that something's goin on, I jus donno wat" ............. hehehehehehe
43:00 <milk> quite a few nations have government warning ads booked directly after tourism australia ads
43:00 <johninja> but at the end of the day people get the leaders they deserve
43:00 <johninja> maybe he will be a wakeup call
46:00 <milk> it's pretty simple, the countries that run the warning ads just go on the airport transcript. they send plane loads of hundreds of people and less than 5% return, the rest are listed variously as immigrants and missing etc. so their secret police check with the relatives and when there is no contact they assume the worst.
47:00 <johninja> discussing politics with drunks and insane people is one of my hobbys
48:00 <doctor> just spoke with a few americans
48:00 <doctor> i must say this place put them to shame
48:00 <milk> it's not the province of other nations secret police to control your behaviour 
48:00 <doctor> they just seem so empty
49:00 <milk> well it is superbowl
49:00 <doctor> my behaviour is dictated by my mental illnesses
50:00 <milk> convienient
50:00 <doctor> if you can call them such a thing anyway
50:00 <milk> so you can do anything you want as long as you accuse me of being mentally ill?
51:00 <doctor> i dont think youre mentally ill
51:00 <doctor> mental illness isn't pathalogical, you can't pin point it anywhere
51:00 <milk> I have a toilet, I dont need a turd extractor
51:00 <Excessive> "nah, stuff's really pissin me off, I hate this govt" ............ is how I used to think, but then I learnt that the govt has noffin to do with wat's goin on around u ............ if u have shit goin on well then that's deffinately ur own doing ............. so like how do u fix ur shit ............. well, first learn that u r a subject to those corps that u're a customer of or u have an acct with and that u r supporting these corps to the poin
52:00 <doctor> nup, its all the gubment
52:00 <milk> I tried, mea culpa
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> enthraling
54:00 <megamanga> dem gubment cunts took me dole n me kids
54:00 <megamanga> cunts
54:00 <johninja> who's watching the superbowl?
54:00 <megamanga> top gear errday
55:00 <FolkDancer> not me
56:00 <doctor> how do you win a super bowl?
56:00 <johninja> you either shut down payton manning
56:00 <johninja> or you lose
57:00 <doctor> im not even sure what a payton manning is
57:00 <johninja> its like a chelsea manning but not a transvestite and a lot taller and stronger
05:00 <Saemon> why is my wireless keyboard being all weird? 
05:00 <Saemon> i press backspace is all these short cuts opens
05:00 <megamanga> it has attained sentience and realised it is infact a wireless keyboard
05:00 <megamanga> its trying to an hero
05:00 <Saemon> i press number 5 and 75 shows up
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> demonic keyboard
06:00 <johninja> burn it with fire
07:00 <johninja> then just copy and paste words from logs to communicate
07:00 <johninja> like some creepy kidnap letter
14:00 <simba> lol wireless keyboard
16:00 <FolkDancer> wait till u get the voice operated one
24:00 <simba> coin operated boy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's that time again it seems ... channel death
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Doodle has a fan eh?
38:00 <Dooodle> i have many fans
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this is the first time i've ever seen it so quiet for so long
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm easily amused ... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=581976061895995
10:00 <xm> heh
10:00 <xm> it is amusing
10:00 <xm> i like the bathroom reverb
11:00 <xm> but i get the point 1 min in
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
12:00 <xm> they should have used a cheesy MIDI drum track to it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of ways they could of improved it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to have a select group of americans on my FB peeing themselves laughing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and you did well before btw
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix is really frustrating in my opinion
15:00 <xm> i didnt really see it as a debate. more like trying to see how far he would go despite being utterly wrong/ignorant
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets like that with everything it appears
15:00 <xm> he seemed to have had his flight or fight response triggered
15:00 <xm> full on adrenaline and wouldnt shut up
15:00 <xm> and overly anxious
16:00 <xm> he got boring so i got over it quickly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> more like bored ... annoying and looking for a fight it seems
16:00 <xm> saw what i came to see and he was getting repetitive
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm kind of in sulking mode
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <xm> why?
17:00 <xm> i sometimes get like that if i listen to sad tunes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I create shit ... opening my mouth :D
17:00 <xm> but it goes away after it stops playing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes it causes me hassles
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... sulking literally
17:00 <xm> of course not :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> just not ... gibbering
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
18:00 <xm> how regularly do you spend time working on tunes?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> seems safer ... then I don't have to wake up on the other side going ... fucking hell :P
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm I've kind of quit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> til I feel inspired
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ok with that though
18:00 <xm> perhaps some inspiration will come later on
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's not a bad thing
19:00 <xm> if i feel that i am forcing myself to work on a song ill just stop right there
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've other creative interests like writing as well so ...
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's it
19:00 <xm> what sort of writing?
20:00 <xm> i either write really serious essays or totally piss-taking satire
20:00 <Bastardly_One> all sorts really ... can be prose, poetry, short stories
20:00 <xm> i wouldnt really know how to write poetry/short stories
20:00 <Bastardly_One> essays for sites on geopoltical subjects
20:00 <Bastardly_One> all sorts of crap
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm ... it's easy
20:00 <xm> also stuff like poetry is way too intimate, i'd be too uncomfortable sharing it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
21:00 <xm> but if people are OK with it then it's not a prob
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you don't have to share if you don't want to
21:00 <xm> but not for me
21:00 <xm> true
21:00 <potato> fucking cryptsy rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:00 <xm> what genre of short stories?
21:00 <potato> oops wrong server
21:00 <Bastardly_One> once again, whatever I feel like at the time
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol potato
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but short stories are hard
22:00 <xm> !upskirt
22:00 <xm> WRONG SERVER!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My ideas are usually short and to the point kind of
22:00 <Dooodle> damn missed 420
22:00 <potato> yeah i've been bonging on freenode again
22:00 <potato> autism central
22:00 <Bastardly_One> who's the Doodle fan?
23:00 <Dooodle> its me, i'm at work
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
23:00 <xm> prove it. play an MP3
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in trouble
23:00 <xm> OK
23:00 <Dooodle> i can't, i'm at work
23:00 <Bastardly_One> off Sarah
23:00 <xm> hungarian dubstep
23:00 <xm> kgo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an old gossping mole
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's your fault prolly :P
23:00 <xm> me?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Rob
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <xm> i dont even talk to females here really
24:00 <xm> ah ok
24:00 <Bastardly_One> is there fires around?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I can smell smoke
24:00 <Bastardly_One> being at work you'd know I assume
25:00 <xm> i had a friend who worked for an insurance company once. i think this was during the canberra fires. and some guy rang up enquiring about house insurance, and you could hear the crackling in the background
25:00 <Bastardly_One> unless the housemate has set fire to himself ... can only hope I guess
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> left it a bit late to get insurance
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, the house is about to burn down
25:00 <xm> heh yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> better get on the phone
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... thought I got rid of my house guest
26:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the possum is back
26:00 <xm> which city are you in Bastardly_One 
26:00 <xm> melb?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough ... Ballarat
26:00 <xm> i used to want possums in my backyard...until i saw this possum documentary on TV
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck you bitch
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I like them ... but I know they're destructive beasts
27:00 <xm> ive only seen possums in Perth further out
27:00 <xm> like way out
27:00 <xm> and that time...it bit me
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i see them all the time around brisbane
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't stop me feeding them in parks and shit if i see them though
27:00 <xm> probably by accident though because i was feeding it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah scammers huh?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they have humans sussed
28:00 <Bastardly_One> now ... opposums
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they are fucking ugly and scary
28:00 <Bastardly_One> our ring tails are funky
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we use to get possums crawling onto our lunch table while we made a coffee inside and take off with our sandwiches
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe that totally
29:00 <xm> cheeky
29:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft as if they care, we're cute!
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> little cheeky shit he was lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they like meat too ... which I find weird
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but shit like chicken
30:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... never tried
30:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
30:00 <potato> excessive is wondering why his 50 block erupters are only generating 0.003 btc per day
31:00 <simba> because he's ugly
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw this series of pics ... with rats and mini teddy bears
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking cute!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd mention that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up whinging
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
32:00 <xm> they're cute until they jump onto your face like in Alien
32:00 <potato> facehuggers mate
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I love rats
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> finally someone sees the same way i do about him
32:00 <potato> get a flamethrower out and have some roast xenomorph
32:00 <potato> just watch out for the acid punch
32:00 <potato> it's a japanese delicacy
33:00 <xm> i had a few dozen rats at one point
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to get another pet one but the idiot I live with went spaz when I said I was thinking about it this week
33:00 <xm> mostly black hooders
33:00 <xm> another pet? what do you have now
33:00 <xm> or did you mean in the past
33:00 <Bastardly_One> another pet rat ...
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> last one I had ... she was lilac with red eyes
34:00 <xm> oh i didn't see the 'one' after pet
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not easy to find ... but $5 bargain :D
34:00 <Bastardly_One> should of bred her
34:00 <xm> they're min $7.50 here i think
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but she was an accidental find
34:00 <Bastardly_One> with a whole lot of black hoods and various others
35:00 <Bastardly_One> apricot and lilac are like ...
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> get a possum put her in the roof and drive the cunt crazy :D
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
36:00 <xm> housemate?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> him ... if that's who he means
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep :D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and we've got one in the roof you stupid kiwi
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no her as in possum her
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's in the wall of this room right now
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok then get her a mate and listen to them go crazy lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be right thanks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the possum
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we getcha now
37:00 <potato> woof woof
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking speak english
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if I got close enough to see it's sex
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck up cunt i speak kiwi or gibberish nothing else
37:00 <Bastardly_One> think it'd still be in the roof?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you said it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah simba no likey adrian
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <simba> hello?
38:00 <simba> nobody likes thestig
38:00 <simba> nobody knows why he uses irc
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nuh ... Excessive
38:00 <simba> oh, he just looks like beagle
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he was convinced you meant him hours ago
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is a fucking nutter
39:00 <simba> right after i addressed thestig... what a selfish CUNT
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how was that fucking mistake?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we deserved only 1 point after that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sack him!
40:00 <simba> total piss
40:00 <simba> we never looked On The Ball
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then again I've a soft spot for West Brom
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and you might of seen why
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but we should of wiped the floor with them ... meh
41:00 <simba> arsenal r next
42:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be arsed
43:00 <simba> "you cant see me" - john cena, in plain sight
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
44:00 <johninja> just had some epic chess battles
44:00 <johninja> lost the first one then won the next 2
44:00 <johninja> woot
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gotten so stupid this year it's amazing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit john
44:00 <Bastardly_One> satisfying i bet
44:00 <johninja> yeah it is man
44:00 <simba> i played chess for the first time since i was a kid last week it was so cool an intense tactical battle
45:00 <Dooodle> who plays chess at 4am
45:00 <johninja> yeah as long as you play someone around the same skill level its really fun
45:00 <johninja> crazy people
45:00 <Dooodle> O_o
45:00 <johninja> nah mainly eastern euros and stuff
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
46:00 <xm> it's 7:45 PM in Israel. nothing better than battling Jewish chess masters
46:00 <johninja> they are bought up with it
46:00 <Dooodle> so crazy people
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1798104_451225441671265_285251592_n.jpg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and what's the shortcut for underline?
46:00 <johninja> nah 4am is like my mid morning
46:00 <simba> ctrl u
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've accidently turned it on again? I forget
46:00 <johninja> just starting to wake up really
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
46:00 <simba> cum
46:00 <Dooodle> :/
46:00 <Dooodle> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the big arse red underline thing
46:00 <Dooodle> ctrl l
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
47:00 <simba> oh that life ruiner
47:00 <Dooodle> lol yeah thats a total headfuck that thing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> had a bong mind fart
47:00 <Dooodle> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so
47:00 <Bastardly_One> are there fires around?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or have I got lucky and the housemate might of set himself on fire?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've smelt smoke for ages
49:00 <Bastardly_One> sad shit ... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be1_1391295648
49:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Uzbek 4-Year-Old Child Fires AK-47 in Syria, Pretends to Conduct Jihad with ISIL (Date: Feb-1-2014, 18 hours ago) - Views: 620 - Played: 242
50:00 <xm> kids. they grow up so quickly
51:00 <Dooodle> there was a fire in norman st an hour ago
51:00 <Dooodle> maybe thats what you can smell
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's just "up the hill"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> probably
51:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
52:00 <Bastardly_One> was really hoping you said no
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was the housemate
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh come on ffs
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats only 2 shots
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> where the fuck is the rest
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the vid
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> get me all excited and then BOOM 2 shots and its over
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole point is it's a 4yr old brainwashed into that way of thinking
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was watching that russian cunt the other day
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there was 4 and 5 year olds killing americans in somalia
53:00 <Bastardly_One> never fails to amaze me that guy ...
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who I mean
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you mean FPS Russia (who is really a american not even born in russia)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> tests all the weapons out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> still a tripper though
54:00 <simba> FPS Doug
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol simba
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> one weapon i havent seen him fire yet is a javilen
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you know shads yeah?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> link that some time and watch him rage at you
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahbahahahah
56:00 <simba> looks like a sunny day wouldnt you wear the sunnies maybe theyre just 4 looks and dont fit
57:00 <johninja> my future so brite
57:00 <johninja> his hats
57:00 <johninja> maybe
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so many people do that though
58:00 <johninja> yeh
58:00 <johninja> funny when they put their reading glasses on top of their head and can't find them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you folks without glasses are so lucky in summer
58:00 <johninja> "have you seen my glasses.." "...."
59:00 <Bastardly_One> going outside in summer is a blinding experience for me
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im getting contacts so i can get sunnies again
59:00 <Bastardly_One> then the heat of the glasses after a while
59:00 <johninja> you could get some tinted reading glasses mebe
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always meant to get prescription sunnies
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive got the transistions but in the car they dont do much good
00:00 <johninja> i would hate to lose my site
00:00 <johninja> i probably will
00:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those things ya never really care about until you want them
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so im getting contacts and using my sunnies again i got sitting at home
00:00 <johninja> but should be dead by then
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that'd be horrible
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather be deaf I think
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean what fucking good is a $100 pair of sunnies doing sitting at home
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or mute
01:00 <johninja> no more gaming :(
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i would be fucked johninja
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the world would love me mute
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one thing I have to watch with this course ... when I get bored ... yet confident ... I'll get sassy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i would love you with no fingers so you couldnt fucking type
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ius that good enough
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i could see you typing with your tongue tho lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd use my nose
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking huge
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or get one of those spaz stick things
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly I can see it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> tapping away with my head thrashing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in an epic rant
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm coughing now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh by the way you noticed the cunts havent put supernatural back on yet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only Feb
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the seasons are short
05:00 <potato> fucker
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say March maybe
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they are still trailing from last season tho
05:00 <potato> diff was at 1.68M, get a 1.15M share, diff goes down to 1.10M the next minute
05:00 <Bastardly_One> true
05:00 <potato> FUCKING NIGGER COCK
05:00 <simba> hi steve
05:00 <Bastardly_One> do what spud?
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ll
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well ... isn't it better to nod and let him be than mock?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I happen to agree but ...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/q74/s720x720/1544299_652848858115949_264958034_n.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives in a small until in syd ... dunno how the cunt breathes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> with all those machines making .1 cents for him
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> is that cunt rich yet
07:00 <simba> cat pix in 2014
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I estimate from what I've heard ... he's invested about 1.5 grand
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and made roughly 300
08:00 <potato> my gpu is doing calculations for a math problem, if i solve it i get like $200, so i left it running all day to solve -- it found one but at the time the math problem was of a difficulty rating of 1.5 to get paid -- then 1 minute later it changed to a difficulty rating of 1.0, so if it had solved that 1.1 rating problem 1 minute later i would have gotten it
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh that is so so so so fucking sad
08:00 <potato> a real dog in the asshole mate
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that expression
09:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't heard that for years
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship, might be ... sad ... but it keeps him occupied and off the streets right?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not harmin' anyone I suppose
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope but still a nutter
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I could do with less hearing about 2 cents being made though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's alright except on politics
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and religion
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's changed his stance and become rather right wing I think
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the implant up his nose
11:00 <potato> this sounds like excessive
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and the brainwashing
11:00 <potato> with his 50 block erupters
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol potato
11:00 <Bastardly_One> must finally be working
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> spot on lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he knew that you silly sheep fucker
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> HAHAHAHA
12:00 <potato> he bought 50 block erupters for like $60 each but he bought them like 2 months too late
12:00 <potato> so he'll never get a return on them
12:00 <potato> hahahahahahahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but as I said to snoops
12:00 <potato> i've made more than him with a single AMD video card
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is it harming anyone?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he is never ever ever gonna make back his investment
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the way he's going about it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he keeps pumping more in
13:00 <potato> probably .. 50 * 2.5 watts = 125 watts, the cost of that power is probably more than what it's mining
13:00 <potato> because he's a retard
13:00 <potato> he should've asked me to do it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, he has a scheme for that
13:00 <potato> or done scrypt instead of sha256a
13:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember what it is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck me ... goes on forever
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but he reckons the power costs him fuck all
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> probably piggy backing off his neighbour
14:00 <Bastardly_One> then there's the standard of living having that many machines in a small unit must be like
14:00 <potato> seriously if he spent 1.5 grand on a simple pc with two r9 290 video cards he'd have made around $10000, not $300
14:00 <Bastardly_One> how's the cunt breathe?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so, dunno if i was him i'd be that keen
14:00 <potato> that's why i always laugh at him in this channel but he's too autistic to realise it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... most of his shit comes from dumpsters
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that for a fact
15:00 <Bastardly_One> before he started this he used to go on skip runs
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for old comps
15:00 <simba> what a fucking beagle
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i should throw our new EBI servers at him for the hell of it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> good on him though ... but ... he's kidding himself
16:00 <Bastardly_One> about making dollars
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking thing isnt working properly here lol
16:00 <potato> he could've even paid for amazon ec2 cloud hashing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> his return is alright ... but ... not for his investment ... no way
16:00 <potato> drugs_and_dumbcunt.pdf
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol potato
17:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone needs a hobby though right?
17:00 <potato> this is why people with rotten brains shouldn't invest in technology
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Like, his gardening thing atm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't give a shit about pics of little sprouts
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I still say that's cool or whatever
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not my thing but it's his
18:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of like when I go on about video games I suppose
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Bastardly_One speaking of which
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> guess what i picked up the other week
18:00 <Bastardly_One> some cod rubbish
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Ghosts prestiage edition :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> go tell smeone who cares
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i really only got it for the tactical camera lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like Pandas
19:00 <simba> what world war are they up to in the COD games now like thirteen
19:00 <simba> they mustve ran out of scenarios to do
19:00 <potato> call of dads
19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another one just released
19:00 <simba> COD: When Alies Attack is coming soon
19:00 <simba> Aliens*
19:00 <potato> i haven't played that since black ops 1 where every multiplayer server was that fucking garage and the house
19:00 <potato> EVERY ONE OF THEM
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Allies would of worked too
20:00 <potato> NO ONE EVER PLAYED A DIFFERENT MAP
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh they can't do aliens
20:00 <Bastardly_One> another series has that
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol potato
20:00 <Bastardly_One> XCOM
20:00 <simba> crap on daddy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen the hype ... or of the BF series
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i lost interest in cod after the game blackops wasnt playable on the first few days
21:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it's because I'm shit at FPS
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im investing all my time into WoT at the moment
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
22:00 <Bastardly_One> world of tanks I assume
22:00 <potato> wheel of time
22:00 <potato> that's a book ya dog
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit maggot
22:00 <potato> woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
23:00 <potato> snoopy's mates
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about 42 12 of them
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
23:00 <simba> get a dog up ya
23:00 <potato> when i change my skype picture to a dog <STEVEN> (simba's mate) starts barking at me
23:00 <simba> my pic on windows has always been the default flower
23:00 <simba> the orange 1
24:00 <simba> and thats all there is to it
24:00 <potato> poof
24:00 <simba> does your windows avatar define you?
24:00 <simba> like the inscription on the back of your ipod
25:00 <Bastardly_One> which led me to thinking
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if some fuckwit has got the apple logo as a tattoo yet?
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes they have
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive seen it
26:00 <simba> i wonder if anyones got the mirc logo
26:00 <simba> anyone outside steven i mean
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you could do a good geek on with the windows logo as a center for it
27:00 <potato> they're not as hideous as the wow tattoos of the horde or alliance sign
27:00 <potato> the autists
27:00 <potato> i bet THIRTEENTH_ORDER (aka timothy roberts) had one of those
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's good though potato ... think about it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who to kill on sight
27:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of like a mark the jews were given by the nazis
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only right normal people should know them on sight
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if he ever got sued for the pacman in the irc logo
30:00 <simba> prob not cos its just a yellow face
30:00 <simba> maybe the simpsons sued him
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-lunatics-lament-rising-cost-of-car-meat,35046/
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the rising cost of car meat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> right and on that note im out of here see you tonight
35:00 <Bastardly_One> later
35:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
35:00 <shadsam> <Pieter> Im about clairty'
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all about
36:00 <shadsam> lolol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
36:00 <johninja> TrolledOutUser23
36:00 <shadsam> lol
36:00 <simba> shads has great tits
37:00 <johninja> tis what you get for being a fucking moronb
37:00 <shadsam> u still up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well, from john and I anyway
37:00 <Bastardly_One> from simba's perspective it's just fun
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet
37:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> i didn't mind him until his little performance last night
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
38:00 <johninja> </3
38:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I tolerated him again
38:00 <simba> shads is the best plus sized model ive worked with
38:00 <Bastardly_One> put it that way
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh, so it was you
38:00 <potato> <pill>
38:00 <simba> yea
38:00 <simba> pill cannon
39:00 <johninja> koinpill
39:00 <potato> another one of steven's inventions that everyone loves
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
39:00 <johninja> meow~
39:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the mum of the friend?
39:00 <simba> RIP steven
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we could be doing a coffee meet soon
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
39:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe ... but still funny
41:00 <Bastardly_One> old people need some too
41:00 <simba> is she a milf? a busty milf?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you see the pic?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I can show ya if ya want
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but
42:00 <Bastardly_One> watch this
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLh62htgbW8
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: He-Man sings Mercyful Fate (Jun 28, 2013) 1:51 - Category: Comedy - 77,749 views - 1,027 likes (96.7%), 35 dislikes (3.3%)
42:00 <simba> yes
43:00 <Ana_Ng> m
43:00 <potato> m
44:00 <simba> nearly headless nick
44:00 <simba> Philip Seymour Hoffman died 
44:00 <simba> like 5 mins ago
44:00 <simba> maybe 6
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> mifl
45:00 <Bastardly_One> milf too
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
45:00 <Dooodle> whos a milf
45:00 <simba> yea link to the milf
45:00 <simba> the legend of irc: link to the milf
46:00 <Dooodle> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1619644_10152547256172656_1756502522_n.jpg
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend's mum is
46:00 <simba> get her dressed up as a teacher
46:00 <Dooodle> oh, i've had her, she was crap
46:00 <Dooodle> i was great
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Dooodle> hehehe
47:00 <simba> then get detention
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the Dom
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd get detention
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damn look a like daughters ... piss off so I can do ya mum
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fair innit?
48:00 <simba> only if they let u call em mommy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like ... 2 yrs older than me
49:00 <simba> are you gonna get a proper coffee and some 9 dollar foccacia
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sorry
50:00 <simba> or some star bucks
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did I spoil you fapping?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> maccas mate
50:00 <simba> nah my penis is hell small atm
50:00 <Bastardly_One> real high class
50:00 <simba> and get her high
50:00 <Dooodle> D:
50:00 <Dooodle> lol 9 dollar foccacia
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Dooodle> dats sum gud fuckasha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I ignore his lines on purpose sometimes
51:00 <simba> all the cool lil delis near me have been replaced by gay 9 dollar foccacia places
51:00 <simba> its so gay
51:00 <Dooodle> how do you know theyre gay
51:00 <simba> full of people who do their make up just to go there and get a coffee and be seen
51:00 <Dooodle> oh
51:00 <Dooodle> point taken
52:00 <simba> that kind of gay
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so, like that place near the regent then for us
52:00 <Dooodle> sebastiaans
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the laneway
52:00 <Dooodle> with 3 a's
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that I go next door
52:00 <Dooodle> i've been there once
52:00 <Dooodle> for cake
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it was crap
52:00 <Dooodle> was like $12
52:00 <Dooodle> nah it was nice
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... wank of a place
53:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
53:00 <simba> for some reason they jammed a tiny flight centre inbetween a convenience store and a subway, around an area with just cafes and restaurants
53:00 <simba> no retail at all really
54:00 <simba> fucken adelaide
54:00 <shadsam> lol
54:00 <shadsam> thats how u fuck p gronks
54:00 <simba> closer than my closest friend, someone who will be there to the end,... my sister, sister
54:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/0fqMHnszhxE
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sister 2 Sister - Sister (May 22, 2009) 3:40 - Category: Music - 158,623 views -
54:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllll
55:00 <shadsam> flooded the cunt off
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hey fatso
55:00 <shadsam> ill format his c rive next
55:00 <shadsam> drive
55:00 <Bastardly_One> enough ... do it again and die
55:00 <simba> why u flooding
56:00 <shadsam> fuk with best
56:00 <shadsam> gronks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol .. the best
56:00 <simba> u think ur zerocool
56:00 <simba> U R EXPUNGED
57:00 <simba> this is irc's theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev7NMv7j6tI
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: After Laughter (Mar 11, 2010) 3:06 - Category: Music - 2,118,689 views - 9,310 likes (99%), 96 dislikes (1%)
57:00 <Dooodle> coffee tiem
57:00 <simba> after laughter.. comes tears
57:00 <shadsam> fuk yea
58:00 <Bastardly_One> raging over a pic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't of posted it all over channel then
58:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
58:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One ([email protected]) Quit
59:00 <shadsam> eat my shit
59:00 <simba> why are u flooding someone days after crying about pollock flooding you
59:00 <simba> the old eye for an eye
59:00 <simba> Makes The Whole World Blind mate
59:00 <simba> didnt u ever hear that expression wayne
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oops ... d/ced myself
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that time
01:00 <shadsam> `seen element
01:00 <prowl> shadsam, Element ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 1 week 1 day 11 hours 55 minutes ago (25.01. 17:06) stating "Q-Lined" after spending 20 hours 57 minutes there.
01:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllll
01:00 <shadsam> owned
02:00 <simba> wayne can we cam? ive got a thing for bigger chicks
03:00 <simba> ive got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
03:00 <simba> i saw that shit you did with chris too man that shit was phat
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <shadsam> .
14:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu and eat another burger
14:00 <shadsam> lmao
14:00 <shadsam> cuppa brb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I'm watching Freeze 'Em All
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and enjoying it so far
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a good version of Creeping Death ... my first ever internet name
19:00 <Dooodle> mmm
20:00 <Dooodle> coffee
20:00 <simba> exit light enter night
20:00 <Bastardly_One> over it now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was alright
21:00 <Bastardly_One> proof Robert Trujillo might be the best bass player of all time though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> playing bass like that in for whom the bells tolls in antarctica ... would hurt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the man is a bass God
22:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <Student> oh my God
22:00 <shadsam> This well presented one bedroom villa is situated in a great central location with shops and parklands located just a short stroll from the front door as well as being close to good transport links and the beach.
22:00 <shadsam> sup nigger
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just right ... greenpeace can throw you back in the ocean
23:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllll
23:00 <Student> not much laugh but lot of loud in that 
24:00 <shadsam> lol
24:00 <Student> :)
24:00 <shadsam> mm coffee
25:00 <shadsam> smoko joko
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heh @ this ...
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/q71/1534996_591506387587590_304683305_n.jpg
27:00 <shadsam> sif be in #sex
27:00 <shadsam> what a pedo bastard
28:00 <Bastardly_One> worry about losing some of that fat and less about me eh?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not homo ... I don't roll that way
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter how much you stalk me
29:00 <Student> shemale dog
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like McD flat cakes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting
37:00 <simba> imagine if you were in the supermarket and there was a packet of bagels marked down from $3 to $1 and in texta it said "worn around dick once"
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd take a pic after I finished laughing
39:00 <Dooodle> lol
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh morning
40:00 <faux> morning
40:00 <faux> I think I had the best sleep I've had in a a while
41:00 <faux> I slept for like 5 hours straight . this never happens
41:00 <simba> u rok
41:00 <faux> ok
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <faux> I can't stop playing flappy birs
42:00 <faux>  Bird
42:00 <simba> whats ur record
43:00 <faux> Nedodjspndxmclf
43:00 <faux> 104
43:00 <simba> wow
43:00 <simba> i got 11 once
43:00 <simba> i thought it stopped at 99
44:00 <Bastardly_One> try hardest game in the world II
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's annoying as fuck
44:00 <faux> I couldn't get past 4 
44:00 <faux> For like a day lol
44:00 <faux> Then I just became pro
44:00 <faux> .
46:00 <simba> During the telecast of the 2006 World Series of Poker Tournament of Champions, Daniel Negreanu tells Mike Matusow that Mike Sexton pwned ([po?nd]; pond) Matusow with an especially good play. The closed-captioning, however, misinterpreted Negreanu's remark as "boned".
48:00 <Dooodle> teehehee
54:00 <Bastardly_One> damn stoned cravings
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a hotdog now ... as if anything would be open
57:00 <shadsam> .
58:00 <shadsam> o,o
00:00 <Dooodle> heaps of stuff is open
00:00 <Dooodle> supermarkets will be open, and servos
00:00 <Dooodle> they have hotdogs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> pre made ... as if on the servos from my end of town
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sure, I could go get the shit and do it at home
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I only want one
02:00 <Bastardly_One> exciting stuff I know
04:00 <simba> (01:49:36) (Lead) the best thing in goldeneye was going into a mp map by yourself and making a stack of mines 
04:00 <simba> (01:49:38) (Lead) then blowing them up 
04:00 <simba> (01:49:44) (Lead) (I am an only child)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you Dooodle
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm thinking it's worth it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <shadsam> ...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up shads
07:00 <simba> wendys hot dogs own so hard
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, another 2 hrs before they open
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a place near that does proper Don ones
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but maaaaaaaaaaaybe not this early
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and cheap
08:00 <Bastardly_One> $3 is cheap
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought Wendys was just a country thing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but nope if you have them
09:00 <simba> nAh BrO altho there are much less of them
09:00 <simba> all killed out like barnacle bills
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
35:00 <druidess> oh shit on me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not my thing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dirty wench
35:00 <druidess> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> mornin ... and ... shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
36:00 <druidess> morning b1
37:00 <druidess> i am the great cornholio u must bow down to my bunghole
37:00 <Dooodle> O_o
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ( * )
38:00 <Dooodle> are there plenty of slots in vegas
38:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
38:00 <druidess> doodle needs teepee for his bungholio
38:00 <Dooodle> 20 mins til hometime
38:00 <Dooodle> and sleeeeeep
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard of it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep?
38:00 <Dooodle> its what i do after night shift
39:00 <druidess> its gonna be great im gonna do sum sluts in lasvegas
39:00 <Dooodle> loooooooool
39:00 <Dooodle> more sluts than you can poke a stick at
39:00 <druidess> lollll
40:00 <druidess> this chicks cool butthead she says theres plenty of sluts in lasvegas
41:00 <Dooodle> hhahaha
41:00 <druidess> dooodles a cool chick
41:00 <Dooodle> i have that movie somewhere
42:00 <FolkDancer> and it stays in lasvegas lol
42:00 <druidess> me too with all the beavis movies 
42:00 <druidess> series
42:00 <druidess> then i dl the new one
42:00 <druidess> u seen the new ones
42:00 <Dooodle> nope
42:00 <Bastardly_One> average
42:00 <druidess> they r pretty funny
42:00 <Dooodle> there should be a new top gear to dl this morning
43:00 <druidess> i like that show
43:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which version
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there's only one version really
43:00 <Bastardly_One> every other country has failed
43:00 <druidess> pommy one
43:00 <Dooodle> uk top gear, its on atm in the uk
43:00 <Dooodle> so should be up for dl soon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and the UK version will too when those 3 eventually have enough
44:00 <druidess> they do funny shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the combo of those three that completely make that program
44:00 <druidess> i like the hovercraft one
44:00 <Dooodle> damn
44:00 <Dooodle> gtg manager is here
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Dooodle> bblzzz
45:00 <Bastardly_One> later
45:00 <druidess> bail
45:00 <druidess> bai aswell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> food mission soon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> been hungry for about 2hrs
46:00 <druidess> shower n go to work mission
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, sucks to be you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be sleeping soon enough
49:00 <Bastardly_One> xm are you stil alive at all?
56:00 <lumeah> hi peeps
56:00 <Bastardly_One> food mission starts ... now!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> morning but I'm going to find food
56:00 <lumeah> ok
03:00 <lumeah> tA
16:00 <Lumeah> hi every_other! 
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
11:00 <FolkDancer> hello
13:00 <Lumeah> hello FolkDancer
15:00 <FolkDancer> helo Lumeah
15:00 <FolkDancer> missing l lol
17:00 <Lumeah> yeah.. oops
17:00 <Lumeah> lol
17:00 <Pieter> I AM THE GREATEST
18:00 <Pieter> MY DREAMS SAID SO
24:00 <B1-not-here> ...'
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hi chris
26:00 <eon> morning
26:00 <eon> hung over
26:00 <Bastardly_One> suck shit
27:00 <eon> thanks :)
28:00 <Lumeah> lol hi eon 
28:00 <eon> hi Lumeah
28:00 <eon> how are u
29:00 <FolkDancer> Got to go Folks; R & B agn
30:00 <eon> :)
31:00 <eon> fucken hell a yawn is stuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
32:00 <Lumeah> thanks eon :) 
32:00 <Lumeah> lets go lunch together
32:00 <eon> sure :^)
33:00 <Loof> gay
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you are ... your bf told me
33:00 <Pieter> Ojh. What  Philip seymour.hoffman died.from.drug. overdose
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <Loof> that bitch!
33:00 <Lumeah> yash
33:00 <Lumeah> hi pieter
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure did
34:00 <Loof> hi pieturd
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof needs your new address
34:00 <Loof> yeah man
34:00 <Loof> gimme
35:00 <Loof> only a matter of time till the fool gives it out to some new chick who spreads it
35:00 <Loof> then i'll call a raid every week
35:00 <Loof> is he meth raging yet?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <eon> lol
36:00 <Loof> damn
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not saying a word
36:00 <Loof> hehe
37:00 <Loof> got a 5gb telstra dongle for $100, used it all in 3 days just from updates
37:00 <Loof> lucky my landline internet is fixed now
38:00 <Lumeah> crap! 
38:00 <potato> <Pieter> Ojh. What  Philip seymour.hoffman died.from.drug. overdose
38:00 <potato> hahahahahahaha look at his typing
38:00 <potato> he's already coked out
39:00 <potato> hello.i.am.pieter.i.am.dog.
39:00 <Loof> meth.. not even once
39:00 <potato> <Pieter> Brb. Breakfast.bong.4.piet.i m.so.  sexy  !!
40:00 <Loof> monty burns bodies are sexy?
40:00 <Loof> big noses are sexy?
40:00 <Loof> big nose, small dick lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not true ;)
41:00 <Loof> balls the size of a mouse
42:00 <Lumeah> lol
44:00 <Lumeah> sqweek
45:00 <Loof> Pieter stinks like turd
45:00 <Loof> how's the men's shelter pieter?
45:00 <Loof> sold any meth?
46:00 <Loof> been bashed yet?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> shads ... failed cunt
49:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as an opper is paying attention
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked :)
50:00 <Lumeah> poor shads
51:00 <shadsam> hi simba
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shads the magazine
53:00 <Loof> who's in the pic?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shadsam
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the loser
53:00 <eon> 27 degrees in melbourne allready
57:00 <Bastardly_One> same up here
58:00 <Bastardly_One> looks dark though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like it could rain
58:00 <eon> 2 prank calls this morning
58:00 <eon> when is that cunt gonna grow up
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <potato> give him some equations
01:00 <potato> dogs love equations
19:00 <eon> S-t      </\
19:00 <eon> H_r     / < \
19:00 <eon> U-a     \  </
19:00 <eon> p_P      \/
19:00 <eon> lol
24:00 <eon> ouch sore coffee gut
24:00 <eon> Pieter hows the meth
24:00 <eon> ?
26:00 <Pieter> Awesome 
27:00 <Pieter> Got a batch cooking inthe bath tub right now
27:00 <Pieter> GottA go stir it in a min
28:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/miss-understood
31:00 <Pieter> Haha at the punch on in 7th heaven
32:00 <Pieter> Yes, the show teaches me so much about being.good
32:00 <eon> why do u watch that Pieter
33:00 <eon> do u wish you were a priest
33:00 <Pieter> I like it for some reason its fucked but yeh
33:00 <potato> he likes watching it on his cell tv
35:00 <eon> lol
35:00 <eon> his meth lab blew up
37:00 <eon> when is my dad gonna call hmmm
38:00 <eon> only got 3 smokes left
38:00 <ShadowLurker> get out
38:00 <eon> who
39:00 <eon> Pieter get out
39:00 <potato> fennec_fox get out
39:00 <ShadowLurker> lol potato
42:00 <eon> who the fuck let element back on
43:00 <ShadowLurker> who the fuck let you on
43:00 <eon> ya mum
44:00 <eon> ok only 4 more comments from ShadowLurker then he will disappear
44:00 <ShadowLurker> says you
46:00 <eon> ok who msg element who is his butt buddy
47:00 <ShadowLurker> you really are stupid arent you
47:00 <eon> why
47:00 <ShadowLurker> do you really think he can't see
47:00 <eon> he said someone msged him
50:00 <ShadowLurker> ....
50:00 <ShadowLurker> bonehead
50:00 <ShadowLurker> what does it matter
55:00 <eon> i dont know
56:00 <ShadowLurker> so why get worked up
56:00 <ShadowLurker> really
56:00 <eon> i wasnt i was just messing with you
56:00 <eon> lol
58:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
09:00 <NotVeryNice> i know and they are still played on like every radio station here every day
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ?
11:00 <NotVeryNice> like they were an alright pop band in the early-90s
18:00 <NotVeryNice> there's a wiggly finger dispersal gesture that went with that but you can't see it
25:00 <partay> then Mew gave me  a reach around 
26:00 <Mew> and then partay shat on a turtle
27:00 <partay> Mew what is it with you and shit ?
27:00 <NotVeryNice> I have hundreds of them in a coolerdor but quit smoking months ago and haven't touched them
27:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmTczaVvfJc‎
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: She shat on a turtle! (Oct 23, 2007) 0:43 - Category: Howto and Style - 22,873 views - 101 likes (96.2%), 4 dislikes (3.8%)
27:00 <Mew> you dont remember that partay?
27:00 <NotVeryNice> BH did you see things fitting perfectly into other things?
28:00 <NotVeryNice> lol how? were you on the stage before Andrew?
28:00 <NotVeryNice> where was Mel?
29:00 <NotVeryNice> how come? i told her i would call when i left
30:00 <NotVeryNice> her loss :)
30:00 <NotVeryNice> i will send them to you
31:00 <NotVeryNice> lol wat time u get home then?
32:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
32:00 <partay> NotVeryNice who the fuck are you talking to ?
33:00 <NotVeryNice> yah like sinse prob Monday like Monday last week. She wasn't gonna go but I told her to.
33:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
34:00 <Mew> yeah what the fuck LOL
34:00 <Mew> maybe theyre mental
35:00 <NotVeryNice> haha nah Tracey was like don't take my pen I love that pen. hehe guess who got it now 
35:00 <NotVeryNice> you know what the stairs are like at my place so fuk that
36:00 <NotVeryNice> hi Jase :) was just thinking of you cos your mum rang earlier at work
36:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
37:00 <NotVeryNice> Jase is online :) you should say hi
37:00 <Mew> its like one pandas delusions on autoplay
37:00 <Mew> of*
37:00 <ShadowLurker> its fucking annoying
38:00 <NotVeryNice> bebe can you call me at work before 12? thx
38:00 <ShadowLurker> almost like an automated junky rant
38:00 <Mew> its a hybrid
38:00 <NotVeryNice> yah she called for the order for the week. how was yur weekend? did you see Cassie?
39:00 <Mew> pls change your nickname to PietersDontDrive NotVeryNice, thx
39:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
39:00 <NotVeryNice> haha Cassie and her hot sauce
39:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
40:00 <Mew> how long has it been going?
40:00 <NotVeryNice> ugh the website wants me to order from another restaurant
40:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:08:26 AM* *** NotVeryNice ([email protected]) has joined. «52 people»
41:00 <NotVeryNice> pls? im so bored at desk and phone going flat too
41:00 <NotVeryNice> lol all of you? shame i wasnt there :(
42:00 <shadsam> suck the shit stained undies ot n abbos ass
42:00 <NotVeryNice> no Kane is still sick so said i wouldnt
43:00 <NotVeryNice> Mum's too busy with shanes school neway
44:00 <partay> Kynetic
46:00 <NotVeryNice> hahahahahaa i know i was pissing myself when i first heard it, but its actually really good if you listen to the whole thing
46:00 <partay> fucking LOL
46:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=STHpMUYeznQ
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Set Yourself Free (Jan 29, 2014) 1:46 - Category: Comedy - 9,317,081 views - 46,047 likes (90.2%), 5,027 dislikes (9.8%)
47:00 <NotVeryNice> okay, well I guess I’ll let you have your beauty sleep then 
48:00 <NotVeryNice> forgotten we were even doing ittt
48:00 <NotVeryNice> would only take 45 mins and he didnt want to g there and back twice.
49:00 <NotVeryNice> theres also black and white puppies
49:00 <NotVeryNice> penguins should get their own bowl imo
49:00 <NotVeryNice> but yeah, this woman was really nice.
50:00 <Mew> maybe element has finally lost the plot and this is what happens when the internet defeats him
50:00 <NotVeryNice> you defo bring a cake?
50:00 <NotVeryNice> volunteering.
50:00 <NotVeryNice> kk bbe
50:00 <NotVeryNice> very true lol at the person who said she was cute
51:00 <NotVeryNice> yourfacebook chat is awful
51:00 <NotVeryNice> constantly goes on and offline
51:00 <NotVeryNice> i’l proably make like 10 lists before we go
52:00 <NotVeryNice>  trueeee :P well fine then
52:00 <NotVeryNice> ually i drink tea with chocolate powder
52:00 <NotVeryNice> *actually
53:00 <NotVeryNice> ’l be down for 7 then and meet you dudes whenever
53:00 <NotVeryNice> my clean room is so weird
53:00 <Doodle> the fuck is this
54:00 <NotVeryNice> we were taking to PL, and she was like . . . you guys will need to explain why your error was so huge
54:00 <NotVeryNice> as far as i know, i’m going shopping with her *alone* on sunday
54:00 <NotVeryNice> As soon as this is over I gotta go up to Forrest-Hill, grab Audrey, then we have to go up to Knox
54:00 <eon> who you talking to NotVeryNice
55:00 <NotVeryNice> lol no you dont
55:00 <NotVeryNice> i so do
55:00 <eon> can i grab audrey too lol
56:00 <NotVeryNice> like maybe sinse 11 or something?
56:00 <NotVeryNice> yeh i dont know sorryyyys
56:00 <NotVeryNice> Jase is online btw :)
56:00 <NotVeryNice> so hot
57:00 <Mew> This is a markov chains bot for IRC that builds and speaks sentences dynamically from a list of sentences and words it logs from a defined channel. Unlike an infobot, this bot does not use predefined triggers. Everything it says is generated at random.
57:00 <Mew> ?
57:00 <eon> hi Mew
57:00 <Mew> hi chris
58:00 <partay> why dont one of you jokers have ops
58:00 <johninja> Broncos choking hard
58:00 <johninja> 22-0
58:00 <johninja> half time
58:00 <partay> cant BlackDevil kick as a half op
58:00 <Mew> 2hot4ops
58:00 <eon> 2tall4ops
58:00 <NotVeryNice> Mum's fucking me off today lolz
58:00 <partay> johninja someone bet 15 mil on broncos winning 
58:00 <johninja> yeah mayweather
58:00 <NotVeryNice> she doesn't even remember
58:00 <partay> hahaha
58:00 <partay> eat shit 
58:00 <johninja> yeh lol
58:00 <johninja> punchdrunk
58:00 <eon> 15mill bet
58:00 <eon> lol
58:00 <partay> yep
59:00 <eon> if they want to lose money just give it to me
59:00 <NotVeryNice> oh no when is it due? cos i'm still at work
59:00 <eon> 9 months NotVeryNice
59:00 <eon> lol
59:00 <johninja> they were smashing it all season on offence but the seahawks just shut every team down
59:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
59:00 <NotVeryNice> i rekon
00:00 <NotVeryNice> how is THAT within the rules
00:00 <eon> lol
01:00 <NotVeryNice> kicker was all jumpy and slobbing on me cos i brought home those leftovas
01:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
01:00 <NotVeryNice> you should totaly say hi to him
01:00 <NotVeryNice> i cant till i finish work :(
02:00 <NotVeryNice> his mum called at work too just b4
02:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
02:00 <NotVeryNice> yeh i havent seen her for aages
03:00 <NotVeryNice> he was watching top gear wit her haha such a boy
03:00 <NotVeryNice> yup
03:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
03:00 <NotVeryNice> just scrolled down to your post
04:00 <NotVeryNice> hello? you go offline?
04:00 <NotVeryNice> on phone?
04:00 <NotVeryNice> oh hi haha
05:00 <NotVeryNice> so sik of being hot Gia
05:00 <NotVeryNice> not even funny
05:00 <NotVeryNice> lol
06:00 <NotVeryNice> omg lunch break talk soon gotta spek wit da bf call me tonight
06:00 <NotVeryNice> ok
06:00 <NotVeryNice> bai
08:00 <NotVeryNice> hi can u let Gordon know i going to lunch cos hes not in the office and nobody in warehouse? thx <3 Lina
09:00 <johninja> lol wow
11:00 <ShadowLurker> right
12:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/q71/1655933_591905987544842_421086272_n.jpg 
13:00 <partay> johninja please explain
13:00 <johninja> oh not my work
13:00 <partay> my granny welds better than that
13:00 <johninja> looks like the thing behind a truck cab that holds the airlines up
14:00 <partay> or maybe Mew could post her fav porn links 
29:00 <Mew> woooooooooooooo
30:00 <mandyjane> Fuckn c'mon broncos :-(
30:00 <faux> shu gangaaa
34:00 <mandyjane> You now 
34:00 <mandyjane> Ya minga
35:00 <partay> lol
35:00 <partay> broncos fail
36:00 <johninja> CHOKE
48:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/J318B.jpg
50:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
50:00 <Mew> :o
51:00 <ShadowLurker> not enough boobs tho
52:00 <partay> that boobage is just right 
52:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/ZiKVB.jpg
52:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
52:00 <Mew> what an awesome tanning spot
53:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/fErfO.jpg here u go ShadowLurker
53:00 <partay> thats right up ShadowLurkers alley 
54:00 <ShadowLurker> thats more like it
57:00 <Serenity> those dog tags would get hot on your nipples
57:00 <Mew> fuck me
57:00 <Mew> http://randomnsfw.net/wp-content/uploads/main/2012_07/L7SFKP.jpg
57:00 <partay> Serenity thinking the same thing 
57:00 <partay> nipple fryers
58:00 <ShadowLurker> her nips are realli light
58:00 <ShadowLurker> really*
58:00 <partay> Cleo10 here to troll for some more cockcam to cockcam
00:00 <Mew> BlackDevil http://i.imgur.com/ptDn9.jpg
02:00 <ShadowLurker> right up BlackDevil's alley
03:00 <partay> indeed
03:00 <partay> and Cleo10
05:00 <ShadowLurker> Cleo10 likes em black
05:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/z4t1J.jpg
06:00 <ShadowLurker> that butthole is far too pristine
06:00 <Mew> bleach bleach bby
07:00 <ShadowLurker> nah i mean it hasnt been destroyed yet
08:00 <Mew> they bounce back pretty well
08:00 <Mew> until you pink sock yourself
08:00 <ShadowLurker> then its all over
12:00 <shadsam> suck the shit stained undies ot n abbos ass
12:00 <shadsam> lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off idiot
13:00 <shadsam> lol
13:00 <Shadowgate> lol shadsam
21:00 <Serenity> its all fun and games until you pink sock it
27:00 <megamanga> its all fun and games until you try to sleep in the heat
27:00 <megamanga> cunthole
28:00 <Serenity> heat at night time is fucking horrid
28:00 <megamanga> nah im trying to sleep now lol
28:00 <Serenity> OH
29:00 <Serenity> well that sucks too
29:00 <partay> god bless air-con
29:00 <ShadowLurker> have a wank
29:00 <megamanga> i had it on but some cuntmonkey turned it off
31:00 <johninja> its all fun and games until you lose 43-8 in the superbowl
31:00 <megamanga> they suspended abbotts youtube account
31:00 <johninja> still got a quarter to go lol
31:00 <megamanga> winning
31:00 <johninja> nah its back up now
31:00 <johninja> it was down for a while htough
31:00 <megamanga> damn
31:00 <megamanga> report it again
31:00 <partay> lol
31:00 <partay> funny stuff
32:00 <partay> 43-8 and its not over yet
32:00 <johninja> yeah man..this high school team won by 100 points and the mum sued them for bullying
33:00 <johninja> i dunno if the seahawks are just gonna run the clock out though
33:00 <johninja> the broncos have to hang onto the ball first anywya
34:00 <johninja> this is what happens when you get rid of Tim Tebow
34:00 <johninja> jesus loves that dude
36:00 <ShadowLurker> tits
37:00 <Serenity> jesus loves tits
39:00 <Excessive> moanin
40:00 <megamanga> jesus cries if you dont show tits
50:00 <Shadowgate> warm beer sucks
51:00 <Shadowgate> :(
51:00 <BlackDevil> thats a nice jacket Mew
51:00 <Shadowgate> please fridge hurry and cold my beer
52:00 <Loof> beer sucks
52:00 <megamanga> dump water ice and salt in a bucket
52:00 <megamanga> put beer in bucket
52:00 <megamanga> cold beer in 10 mins
54:00 <partay> salt will melt the ice 
54:00 <partay> thats pointless
54:00 <partay> as will the water 
54:00 <partay> fail tip 
54:00 <Serenity> no it cools it faster with the water and the salt
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <partay> how so
55:00 <partay> ice loses its temp as it melts 
55:00 <Loof> zac's first visit to the beach tomorrow
56:00 <Loof> watered down cockjuice
56:00 <partay> Serenity are you on acid ?
57:00 <Crip> GO SEAHAWKS
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <Mew> partay read dis
57:00 <Mew> http://stuffexplained.wordpress.com/2012/08/06/adding_salt_to_ice_in_a_cooler/
57:00 <Serenity> becuase physics.
57:00 <Serenity> Add an pinch of salt to the water. A small handful should do. The salt will disassociate into its constituent sodium and chloride ions. The water molecules, being polar, will orient themselves accordingly. This is work, and work requires energy which comes from thermal energy in the water, thus reducing the ambient temperature further.
57:00 <Serenity> and no dont be stupid
57:00 <Serenity> everyone knows this.
57:00 <Loof> partgay are you every right about anything retard?
58:00 <Loof> ever
58:00 <ShadowLurker> salt raises the freezing point of water
58:00 <ShadowLurker> salty water can be below 0 before it hardens
58:00 <Pieter> Heh
58:00 <partay> it actually turns the water colder not the ice 
58:00 <eon> lol
58:00 <Loof> PieterSAbogan how's homeless life treating you ya putrid scum?
59:00 <Serenity> no shit partay. giving the drink a greater area of contact
59:00 <Serenity> cooling it down faster.
59:00 <Serenity> its really not hard.
59:00 <eon> salt crystal fool Pieter he things its meth you can make easy hundgy
59:00 <ShadowLurker> liquid water transfers heat better than air/solid water
59:00 <Loof> partgay struggles with life
59:00 <ShadowLurker> its quite simple
59:00 <partay> but you need to keep replacing the ice 
59:00 <Serenity> no
59:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
59:00 <Serenity> ..
59:00 <partay> yes
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
59:00 <Loof> ban him
59:00 <Serenity> pretty sure they cover this in grade 5
59:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
00:00 <Loof> partgay only made it to grade 4
00:00 <ShadowLurker> partgay must have been away smoking his mums crack pipe on that day
00:00 <Loof> before becoming a prositute
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <eon> partgay yay
00:00 <ShadowLurker> how do you remember to breathe
01:00 <eon> he is partgay zombie
01:00 <eon> he dont breathe
01:00 <Kynetic> ShadowLurker it lowers the freezing temp not raises it
01:00 <partay> how about we put a warm beer in an esky you add salt to it i wont.. see which one is warmer after 4 hours 
01:00 <Kynetic> hence the water is liquid at a below 0 temp.
02:00 <Kynetic> which in turn cools the water quicker
02:00 <Serenity> he clearly meant that Kynetic
02:00 <Loof> what temp does meth boil at?
02:00 <Kynetic> Loof lol
02:00 <eon> and carbon has 8 electrons
02:00 <Serenity> partay. if you put water ice and salt in an esky and ice in the other
02:00 <eon> wow science
02:00 <Serenity> the one with water and salt with be colder faster
02:00 <Serenity> its fact.
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> Loof, it depends on atmospheric pressure
03:00 <partay> carbon has 6 you fuckwit
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> you can boil water at 50 degrees celcius by halfing the atmospheric pressure
03:00 <Kynetic> lol
03:00 <eon> ok partay
03:00 <partay> anyway
03:00 <eon> u lose
03:00 <Loof> partygay
03:00 <Kynetic> i dont think its quite 50 degrees
03:00 <Serenity> isnt that what pressure cookers are for
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> opposite
03:00 <Kynetic> water boils at an extremely low temp in a vacuum
03:00 <Serenity> http://antoine.frostburg.edu/chem/senese/101/solutions/faq/why-salt-cools-icewater.shtml
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> raise the pressure, raise the temp water boils
04:00 <Kynetic> which is why if you take your helmet off in space
04:00 <megamanga> are you cunts still going on about it
04:00 <Kynetic> you would feel the water on your tongue boiling
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> lower the pressure, its easier for water to turn into gas
04:00 <Kynetic> as you pass out
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
04:00 <Serenity> i like to be right megamanga
04:00 <Serenity> shut up
04:00 <Mew> i think its cute how heston gives his food baths
04:00 <Mew> if i was food id wanna have a nice long bath before being eaten
04:00 <Kynetic> best to have clean food
04:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/lG52A.jpg
04:00 <Kynetic> u never know where its been
04:00 <Mew> das rite Kynetic
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> so a pressure cooker can make water hotter than 100c without it boiling
05:00 <Mew> #cleaneating
05:00 <Mew> #crossfit
05:00 <Loof> it's good when chicks have a bath before being eaten mew
05:00 <megamanga> im watching beavis n butthead
05:00 <megamanga> i heard them chuckling while opening that pic mew
05:00 <megamanga> ...
05:00 <Serenity> i cant remember man i just know shit cooks faster in a pressure cooker
05:00 <Mew> its even better if theyve been in the ocean
05:00 <Serenity> i want one
05:00 <Mew> salty minge
05:00 <Loof> lol nice
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
05:00 <Loof> daily sodium requirements
05:00 <Mew> LOL megamanga
05:00 <Mew> huhuhuhuhu
06:00 <megamanga> yeah exactly lol
06:00 <megamanga> hehehe hehehehe ye heheheh
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoOQNwcrDWE
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Water Boiling at Room Temperatures, Under a Vacuum (Jul 20, 2011) 2:44 - Category: Science and Technology - 20,150 views - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> ther eu go Serenity
06:00 <megamanga> inb4 lowbrow comments from some idiot
06:00 <Kynetic> entertain me now plz.
06:00 <Kynetic> ^ said in a posh accent
07:00 <Loof> wine. how delightful
07:00 <Serenity> DUDE
07:00 <Kynetic> nothing like a glass of wine with lunch after a hard morning of doing very little at all.
07:00 <Loof> i drink everclear
08:00 <Loof> sometimes petrol
08:00 <Loof> if i'm despo
08:00 <Serenity> i drink.. water
08:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/gy1Js.jpg
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty cool huh
08:00 <Serenity> mew
08:00 <Serenity> his butt looks like your french mate
08:00 <Mew> LOL
08:00 <Mew> it does a bit
09:00 <Mew> man i hope lan didnt just stroll in and see that pic
09:00 <Mew> hes gonna be in for the beating of his life
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
10:00 <Serenity> hahaha
10:00 <Serenity> poor loof
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/leave-sex-lessons-to-straight-teachers-writes-pynes-reviewer-20140202-31v2r.html
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
10:00 <Pieter> Jesus shannon noll and his steroids
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> this guy is turning out to be a real cunt
10:00 <Pieter> Hes fucking big now
11:00 <megamanga> if he saw it buy him a rubber fist
11:00 <Serenity> what a cock drop that bloke is
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> noll or pyne
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> or both
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
11:00 <Pieter> The singer fag lookin guy
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> donnelly*
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i hate this new age politics
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> its so old age
12:00 <Pieter> Needles and heroin found in philip seymour hoffmans room, gonna miss him as an actor
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> in 300 years time this point in time is going to be known as the Dark Ages MkII
12:00 <Serenity> pyne
13:00 <shadsam> suck the shit stained undies ot n abbos ass
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyve said hunger games 3 will be released on schedule
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its all good
14:00 <megamanga> cant wait for a third installment of dribbel
17:00 <Pieter> Anyone seen grudge match yet? Is it another rocky movie or he playing another character? 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
19:00 <Serenity> its not a rocky movie
21:00 <simba> <shadsam> suck the shit stained undies ot n abbos ass - Poetic.
22:00 <simba> Really moving stuff, Wayne.
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant wait til someone invents beaming technology
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> wont have to shit ever again
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> just beam ir outta yo ass
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> it
23:00 <Serenity> sif you dont love a nice big poop
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i hate going to the toilet
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gross
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> smearing shit around ur arsehole
23:00 <Pieter> I poop nuggets again
24:00 <Serenity> no need to smear it gosh
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
24:00 <Pieter> I never end up with poo on the toilet paper
24:00 <Pieter> Constipation rocks!
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> ^ Serenity and you prefer him over me ? :P
26:00 <Serenity> ewww who said that?
26:00 <Serenity> i certainly dont prefer him over you
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh i thought i was the bottom of the barrel
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> as it were
27:00 <Serenity> no no feel relieved in the fact theres a few below you
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> man i did the sikkes tthing ever yesterday
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1621771_10151947658715954_234693934_n.jpg
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> new doors and trim for my pooey
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> bring on electric windows and central locking!
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> and electric mirrors!
28:00 <spence> Work poopy
28:00 <spence> the days just about fucked woohooi
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i farted
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> on a goat
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> in a moat
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> on a boat
29:00 <spence> I pooped
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> near its scrote
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <spence> and Ur Arse broked
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <shadsam> suck the shit stained undies ot n abbos ass
07:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <CannibalClown> can we do something about this asshole
07:00 <shadsam> quiet dogshit
08:00 <shadsam> use ur real nick
08:00 <shadsam> gutless basterd
09:00 <Shadowgate> i wanted to kiss an abo girls ass
09:00 <shadsam> lolol
09:00 <CannibalClown> lol real nick
10:00 <shadsam> did she have shit stained underpants
10:00 <CannibalClown> who do you reckon it is
10:00 <Shadowgate> i ate it shadsam
10:00 <shadsam> lolololol
10:00 <shadsam> fart
11:00 <shadsam> not this gronk
12:00 <CannibalClown> fuck up mate
12:00 <shadsam> stop hiding gutless
12:00 <CannibalClown> who do you reckon I am ya fuckin idiot
13:00 <shadsam> some cokhead
13:00 <CannibalClown> you have no idea do you
13:00 <CannibalClown> shut up
13:00 <TheRon> play nice kids
13:00 <Pieter> Hi im sponsored by world vision ans i speak excellent white man language woth tje voice of a 14 year old
13:00 <Pieter> Wanna watch me make mid bricks?/
13:00 <Pieter> Mud
14:00 <shadsam> `seen pietsababe
14:00 <prowl> shadsam, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
16:00 <TheRon> discuss boobs or something
16:00 <CannibalClown> good idea
16:00 <CannibalClown>  we need moar tits up in this bitch
18:00 <Doodle> (  *  ) (  *  )
21:00 <TheRon> so nice outside doodle
21:00 <Doodle> yeh its awes
21:00 <Doodle> i just opened up the house and shit
21:00 <TheRon> 25 degrees or something
21:00 <Doodle> let all the heat out
21:00 <TheRon> might sleep tonight
22:00 <Doodle> yeh i worked midnight-8am today with no sleep cos it was useless trying last night
22:00 <CannibalClown> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1391395825756.gif discuss tits
22:00 <Doodle> had 2hrs when i got home
23:00 <Shadowgate> "/ignore -l
24:00 <CannibalClown> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1391034108486.gif
24:00 <Shadowgate> hahah funny pic
24:00 <Shadowgate> gif
24:00 <CannibalClown> its serious business
24:00 <CannibalClown> tits
25:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/2JNSd.gif
25:00 <TheRon> what a waste mew
25:00 <Doodle> lol@that chicks face
26:00 <Pieter> Hah 7yo girl writing to lego to bitch about there not being enough female legos
26:00 <Doodle> there is heaps of lego for girls now
26:00 <CannibalClown> squeezy squeezy http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1391067947882.gif
26:00 <Doodle> its everywhere
27:00 <TheRon> copping a feel
27:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/fCNR0.gif
27:00 <Mew> natural boobies
27:00 <megamanga> loll
28:00 <Shadowgate> lol
32:00 <TheRon> how about those seahawks?
32:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/bhTMMwT.jpg
32:00 <Mew> chuck norris
33:00 <TheRon> chuck norris boobs?
35:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/Mddx9ho.jpg
36:00 <TheRon> he's no roy garber
37:00 <TheRon> mew thats just in poor taste
37:00 <BlackDevil> mew is poor taste?
37:00 <Mew> id taste that
37:00 <BlackDevil> i bet you would bag it
38:00 <TheRon> garble those marbles?
51:00 <Mew> :o
53:00 <TheRon> you do a line, i do a line honey!
54:00 <BlackDevil> i want to do a line
54:00 <TheRon> i love line dancing
57:00 <TheRon> go seahawks
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <TheRon> anyone else jumping on the bandwagon?
58:00 <Mew> wb loofies
59:00 <Loof> ty :)
00:00 <simba> TheFakeID
00:00 <simba> lmbo
00:00 <TheRon> the only other championship team for seattle were the nba's supersonics in 1979
00:00 <simba> the only cool NFL teams are oakland and cincinatti
00:00 <eon> shaun kemp ruled
01:00 <TheRon> until he got fat
01:00 <TheRon> over 300pd at one stage there
01:00 <Loof> told my wife she is fat
01:00 <Loof> no she's on the exercise bike
01:00 <eon> i won 2 championships in basketball
01:00 <Loof> win win :)
02:00 <TheRon> i'm a spurs supporter
02:00 <TheRon> robinson and duncan was the best team
02:00 <simba> get her on wii fit, Loof
02:00 <TheRon> i cycle
02:00 <eon> steve kerr and his 3 pointers
03:00 <TheRon> hell yeah
03:00 <TheRon> couldn't do much else
03:00 <Loof> told her when she gets down below 65kg she'll get sex
03:00 <Loof> atm she's like 800kg+
03:00 <Loof> 890kg
03:00 <TheRon> isn't that punishing you?
03:00 <Loof> 80kg
03:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/dKPZCnrY2Ho
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tits Monkey (Aug 26, 2012) 3:31 - Category: Comedy - 1,768 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmA-WSNhmRQ RIP Phil Sey Hoff
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Big Lebowski's butler (Philip Seymour Hoffman) (Jan 10, 2013) 1:57 - Category: Film and Animation - 80,732 views - 206 likes (98.6%), 3 dislikes (1.4%)
04:00 <simba> "the old man said i could have any rug in the joint"
04:00 <TheRon> simba he's no roy garber
04:00 <simba> bit of respect for the deceased thanks
04:00 <TheRon> who is roy garber?
04:00 <Pieter> Yeh
04:00 <Pieter> I liked him as an actor
05:00 <simba> idk
05:00 <Loof> https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/q71/1607062_10152158584013954_480187736_n.jpg
05:00 <Pieter> Magnolia was his best role
05:00 <TheRon> brian bosworth is the best actor
05:00 <Pieter> Respect the cock
06:00 <AngrymanXL> Why are people supposed to care about the death of some hollywood wank?
06:00 <Pieter> Tom cruise was awesome in it too
06:00 <simba> BlackDevil is into celeb goss and all that so he always topics the deaths
06:00 <Pieter> I care, he was like a nobody success story
06:00 <TheRon> he was capote
07:00 <Pieter> I just spun out that he was injecting heroin
07:00 <Pieter> Thought he woulda been more an alco
07:00 <TheRon> when rich, isn't coke just easier to get
07:00 <TheRon> less hassle
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> just noticed the topic
08:00 <TheRon> you take heroin, good luck getting off the shit
08:00 <British^Meat> some coke head dead
08:00 <Pieter> Amen theron
08:00 <British^Meat> #entertainment_tonight
09:00 <TheRon> i saw forrest gump, coke makes you think you can fly
09:00 <simba> its like what red bull pretends they do
09:00 <TheRon> matthew is unbanned, yay!!!!
10:00 <TheRon> we'll hang shit on him, it'll be great
10:00 <TheRon> so easy to wind up
10:00 <CannibalClown> no he's not
10:00 <Pieter> Hmm cabanara with tuna and corn 
10:00 <simba> that was the Matthew1 ban
10:00 <TheRon> thai green curry for tea
11:00 <TheRon> yeah
11:00 <CannibalClown> he's still permbanned
11:00 <TheRon> damn it
11:00 <Mew> i thought he was in here the other night
11:00 <CannibalClown> he was then he got noticed and banned
11:00 <TheRon> england lost the cricket 12-1
11:00 <Mew> ah i c
11:00 <TheRon> thats a raping
11:00 <Mew> wasnt chris permbanned aswell?
12:00 <CannibalClown> yeh but somehow it was overturned or something
12:00 <TheRon> chris is back, he's way less fun than matthew
12:00 <CannibalClown> he should be imho
12:00 <Mew> oh wow
12:00 <Mew> thats why i thought awolf was unbanned LOL
12:00 <Mew> how the fuck did he overturn his
12:00 <CannibalClown> fuck only knows
12:00 <TheRon> chris gave oral sex to an op
13:00 <Mew> Cleo10 doesnt even have ops
13:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
13:00 <TheRon> i could be wrong
13:00 <TheRon> which op do you think it was?
13:00 <CannibalClown> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Boing Boing [Bang! Pow! Boom! [Nuclear Edit - 2010]
13:00 <CannibalClown> yamum
13:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <TheRon> its the only logical explanation i can come up with
14:00 <simba> thats sad
14:00 <CannibalClown> tbh chris needs to be put out of his misery
14:00 <TheRon> simba, 7 mins till 420
14:00 <Mew> what if we trade out beehhh shads and chris and bring back awolf
15:00 <CannibalClown> fuck all 4 of em
15:00 <simba> idc about stinky victorias 420 m8!!!
15:00 <CannibalClown> ban the lot
15:00 <TheRon> a three for one deal, i like it
15:00 <simba> yea id do that 
15:00 <British^Meat> lol blardy vics
15:00 <TheRon> just another reason why victoria is better than sa
15:00 <simba> awolf isnt a troll he just outwitted and pissed off the ops
15:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
15:00 <simba> i guess thats quite similar most cant tell the difference
15:00 <CannibalClown> outwit
16:00 <simba> most yall Neanderthals
18:00 <British^Meat> awolf sux :)
18:00 <British^Meat> i mis him
18:00 <simba> i miss LoveOP
18:00 <TheRon> i miss kelevra
18:00 <British^Meat> i miss pandas
18:00 <British^Meat> he's been laying low lately
18:00 <Mew> i miss fennec fox
18:00 <British^Meat> probably hoping we'll forget about his latest rants
19:00 <TheRon> we see fennec fox everyday
19:00 <Mew> not for long enough!
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <TheRon> 2 secs not long enough?
19:00 <simba> his patterns are hilarious
20:00 <British^Meat> the times between his rants are getting more frequent
20:00 <British^Meat> only a matter of time b4 he loses it
20:00 <simba> im losin it jerry!
20:00 <simba> hes bee boppin and scottin, and im losin it
26:00 <British^Meat> never liked Denver
26:00 <British^Meat> so sucked in
28:00 <Mew> nokeah Lumeah
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
29:00 <Lumeah> hi peeps
29:00 <Lumeah> hi mew
29:00 <Mew> hi Lumeah hows life?
30:00 <Lumeah> good thanks how stuff with u? 
30:00 <British^Meat> S M A L L  T A L K
30:00 <Mew> :o!!!!!!
30:00 <Lumeah> lol
30:00 <Lumeah> so? 
30:00 <TheRon> the john denver broncos experience
30:00 <Mew> oh yeah good thanks LOL
31:00 <Lumeah> good 
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <TheRon> see what i did there?
31:00 <Lumeah> no
31:00 <TheRon> john denver died in a plane crash
32:00 <TheRon> and the broncos got smashed today
32:00 <TheRon> mew knows about the john denver experience ride
33:00 <Lumeah> ahh
33:00 <British^Meat> k
33:00 <eon> k
34:00 <Lumeah> hi eon
34:00 <eon> hello :)
34:00 <TheRon> i found a genuine thai green curry paste
35:00 <TheRon> so hot, it's sure to burn at the other end
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <Lumeah> would u like that? 
35:00 <TheRon> it's the only way to eat curry
36:00 <Lumeah> ok.. whatever floats ya boat
36:00 <TheRon> chilli doesnt worry me
36:00 <TheRon> i think i'm gonna see through time
36:00 <Lumeah> see though time? 
37:00 <TheRon> the simpsons?
37:00 <Lumeah> i watch a little bit.. lol
37:00 <Lumeah> i don't quote it
38:00 <TheRon> apu moves in and makes dinner, "is that too spicy for you lisa" "i can see thru time!"
38:00 <Lumeah> ahhh.. lol i do like the Simpsons
38:00 <Lumeah> i just don't memorize it
39:00 <TheRon> c'mon the ep's have been repested so much
39:00 <Pieter> Peri peri
39:00 <Pieter> Beef chicken
39:00 <Pieter> Bok
39:00 <TheRon> about season 3 was the best simpsons
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t34/1801044_10151857436835443_1931092550_n.jpg?oh=8b0cb0b09781b3018589b5289ff54759&oe=52F0D7EC&__gda__=1391538682_c50b60ada3f99f3f1eb17e1f59cca765
40:00 <Lumeah> lol ok
40:00 <TheRon> indeed
40:00 <Lumeah> lol
40:00 <Lumeah> good one
40:00 <TheRon> i couldn't tell you much about the newish simpsons
41:00 <Pieter> That's cos you're in it
41:00 <TheRon> am not
41:00 <Pieter> IN IT
41:00 <TheRon> you are
41:00 <Pieter> *thrusts*
43:00 <Lumeah> lol hi pieter
44:00 <Lumeah> some guys have no idea.. lol
44:00 <TheRon> some?
44:00 <Pieter> Yes, no idea
44:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.australianoftheyear.org.au/honour-roll/?view=fullView&recipientID=459
45:00 <TheRon> lumeah you talking about sex again?
45:00 <Lumeah> no
45:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh Lumeah googled it
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> found a guide on how to do it
45:00 <Lumeah> lol youll never know ;) 
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> just found a photo of Pieters dad
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1798687_462413207215416_1056976153_n.jpg
46:00 <Lumeah> omg
47:00 <Lumeah> are u trying to make me puke
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
52:00 <Lumeah> you can't google find the goods.. lol
52:00 <TheRon> lumeah what do you like on a date?
52:00 <Lumeah> to be comfortable 
53:00 <TheRon> sky diving/
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <Lumeah> id do that with someone. lol
54:00 <TheRon> i reckon id pass out and not remember it
54:00 <Lumeah> glad you're straped to someone then
54:00 <TheRon> ooohh yeah
54:00 <Lumeah> my sisters done it
54:00 <TheRon> i hope the instructors hot
55:00 <Lumeah> yeah me two.. lol
55:00 <Pieter> Step
55:00 <Lumeah> half
55:00 <Pieter> Whichever 
55:00 <TheRon> a little scared of heights i am
56:00 <Pieter> Oooo i hear banging shes home 
56:00 <Lumeah> people don't value there comfortable level highly enough 
56:00 <TheRon> teir 3 at the footy i can't sit near the fence
56:00 <Lumeah> she? 
56:00 <Pieter> Choof time brb
56:00 <Lumeah> choof? 
56:00 <Pieter> Weed supplier
56:00 <Lumeah> okkk
56:00 <Lumeah> ahhh
56:00 <Lumeah> ok.. lol
56:00 <Pieter> Who i wont sleep with
56:00 <TheRon> pieter takes it up the choof :)
56:00 <Lumeah> why not 
57:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
57:00 <Pieter> NOT FUNNY THERON
57:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1231242_10201779312878827_1058600478_n.jpg
57:00 <TheRon> no/
57:00 <Pieter> Brb
57:00 <TheRon> i laughed
57:00 <Lumeah> lol
57:00 <Lumeah> so did i
58:00 <Lumeah> hi shad
58:00 <TheRon> pieter leaves himself open to riddicule
58:00 <Lumeah> bye
58:00 <TheRon> a fleeting visit
59:00 <TheRon> pieter and shadowgate are like two ships passing in the night
59:00 <Lumeah> tell me somw plants that go between a gardenia radicans and a dewaf abutalon
00:00 <TheRon> serious?
00:00 <Lumeah> yes
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:00 <Lumeah> i have to fill a gap
00:00 <Doodle> heh
00:00 <TheRon> i grow herbs
00:00 <Doodle> fill a gap
00:00 <TheRon> like thyme basil and rosemary
00:00 <Lumeah> im a gardener
00:00 <TheRon> and some pint and parsley
01:00 <TheRon> plant and water occassionally
01:00 <Doodle> stick a mull plant in
01:00 <Lumeah> i like herbs
01:00 <Doodle> me too
01:00 <Lumeah> i would if i had the seeds.. lol
01:00 <TheRon> i can't get the basil to grow though
01:00 <Lumeah> tho its a old ladys garden even more funny
02:00 <Lumeah> basil likes temp
02:00 <Lumeah> and basil seed  needs soil bacteria to germinate 
02:00 <TheRon> growing weed, can you still pass it off as tomato plants that don't fruit??
02:00 <Lumeah> nah.. lol
03:00 <TheRon> people have cottoned on?
03:00 <Lumeah> pops such a cool plant to grow tho
03:00 <Lumeah> yeah. 
03:00 <Lumeah> pops.. lol
03:00 <Lumeah> pots
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> Lumeah haws prob put pebbles around them anyway
03:00 <TheRon> fresh basil is the bomb
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> so dont bother
04:00 <Lumeah> shut up waic
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah fuck u arab
04:00 <Pieter> Fuckin crazy bitches 
04:00 <TheRon> i make homemade fresh pizza
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> i bet u fuckin did
04:00 <Lumeah> im not a arab
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> shitty little pebbles or stones or some shit
04:00 <TheRon> even the tomatoes are fresh
04:00 <Lumeah> your shit
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> my shit is what?
04:00 <Lumeah> i hate pebbles 
05:00 <Lumeah> you are a piece of shit
05:00 <TheRon> you may be right, i may be crazy......
05:00 <Lumeah> lol
05:00 <Lumeah> stick ya pebbles where ya shit comes out. lol
06:00 <TheRon> damn this hot weather, my stool has been loose
06:00 <TheRon> TMI?
07:00 <Lumeah> just what i planned for today., talk shit to guyd on mirc.. lol
07:00 <TheRon> like every other time surely
07:00 <Lumeah> lol yup
08:00 <Lumeah> i like hanging out more than dating. theres to much premise
09:00 <Lumeah> try hard.. lol.. show off.. so who's u then? 
09:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/floyd-mayweather-fail-superbowl-bet.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> how do you define the difference between a date and just hanging out/
10:00 <TheRon> he ahh lost!
10:00 <Lumeah> your kidding... 
10:00 <Lumeah> fuck whit
10:00 <TheRon> hanging out could be a date
11:00 <Lumeah> dressing up and showing off trying to be soneone your not to impress... das a date.. showing off to other men.. lol
11:00 <TheRon> cleavage?
11:00 <Lumeah> lol
12:00 <Lumeah> tut tut
12:00 <TheRon> it could come down to cleavage, cleavage is a date, no cleavage is hanging ouy
12:00 <spence> Aah lovely days
12:00 <spence> lol Ron
12:00 <Lumeah> hi spence
12:00 <spence> hi Lumeah
12:00 <Lumeah> you can talk shit two
12:00 <spence> who can
13:00 <spence> u mean too
13:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:00 <spence> u talk shit 
13:00 <Lumeah> yrs i mean too
13:00 <spence> U mean yes
13:00 <Lumeah> haha i do
13:00 <spence> u on the whiskey ??
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> i found a penis
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> in Lumeahs ass
14:00 <Lumeah> no the phone 
14:00 <spence> Lmfao
14:00 <Lumeah> no dick in my ass mate 
14:00 <Lumeah> dick in yours.. lol
14:00 <spence> No fun Lumeah
16:00 <spence> Nice
16:00 <TheRon> spence 12-1
17:00 <spence> lovely days ron
17:00 <TheRon> how would we define a 12-1, a thumping?
17:00 <Lumeah> you can hangout with someone you wanna date. 
17:00 <TheRon> of course
18:00 <TheRon> see some tit, i'm expecting a bit more
18:00 <Lumeah> the cleavage is under the shirt.. lol
19:00 <Lumeah> god someone has to
19:00 <Lumeah> good to make me dress up ;) 
19:00 <TheRon> a tight little black number would do it for me
20:00 <Lumeah> yeah lol it's more than the dress hair makeup shoes... 
21:00 <Lumeah> cbf
21:00 <TheRon> who's looking at the face or shoes???
21:00 <Lumeah> lol haha
21:00 <TheRon> i'm just being honest
22:00 <fawks> Mw
22:00 <fawks> Me
22:00 <fawks> I love shoes
22:00 <TheRon> i'm a breast man so....
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <Lumeah> are u :p
22:00 <TheRon> nup
22:00 <Lumeah> shakes head 
23:00 <Lumeah> im size a cup. 
23:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
23:00 <BlackDevil> mate
23:00 <TheRon> damn
23:00 <fawks> Lol a
23:00 <fawks> Cute
23:00 <Lumeah> lol 12 a.. lpl
23:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> .... lol
23:00 <fawks> Surfboard
23:00 <fawks> Teehee
23:00 <TheRon> its like you wear a bra but don't really need to
24:00 <fawks> Yeah if I was an a cup I'd freeball
24:00 <Lumeah> yeah sure i am
24:00 <TheRon> stevie wonder - sir duke
25:00 <Lumeah> ill be back later 
25:00 <shadsam> niggers with attitude
26:00 <shadsam> `seen spene
26:00 <prowl> shadsam, I don't remember seeing spene.
26:00 <shadsam> `seen spence
26:00 <prowl> shadsam, if you can't see spence here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
26:00 <shadsam> wb mew babe
26:00 <shadsam> :))))
26:00 <spence> Shadsy
27:00 <shadsam> gday
27:00 <shadsam> ltns
27:00 <spence> Huh
27:00 <shadsam> long time no see
28:00 <shadsam> u drinking
28:00 <shadsam> fucking so hot
28:00 <spence> Lol I'm just getting home
28:00 <TheRon> not here
28:00 <spence> gonna go pub for a few
28:00 <shadsam> just got a 6 pack vb stubbies
28:00 <shadsam> ice cold
28:00 <shadsam> okies
28:00 <spence> nice Shads
29:00 <TheRon> i bought a slab of crownies
29:00 <shadsam> nice one
29:00 <shadsam> nice ronny
29:00 <shadsam> u have`n one now ron 4 dinner
29:00 <TheRon> 6th haven't even pee'd
29:00 <shadsam> wow 
30:00 <spence> U pood yet
30:00 <shadsam> stubbies
30:00 <TheRon> i do the morning poo
31:00 <spence> I had 2 poos at work lol
31:00 <shadsam> time for a rolly
31:00 <TheRon> poo at work seems wrong to me
31:00 <shadsam> word
31:00 <spence> Nah I get paid for it...I don't poo on my time lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is my face
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> YA MUM
32:00 <shadsam> heya waix
37:00 <TheRon> i'm loving this weather
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> hey bro
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> wanna fuck
37:00 <TheRon> mid 20's today it was awesome
38:00 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now?
38:00 <Suren> hmm nets running slow. Might reset it for the first time in 3 months
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> ARP ARP ARP
40:00 <TheRon> my nephew had his first day at school today, i had a tear in my eye
41:00 <TheRon> i smell rain
42:00 <eon> i hope it rains
42:00 <TheRon> yep its rains
42:00 <TheRon> not enough to wet though
42:00 <eon> dang
42:00 <Serenity> I cried tears of joy on my kids first day
42:00 <TheRon> tears of joy?
43:00 <Serenity> Absolutely
43:00 <TheRon> kicking the kid out at 16??
43:00 <Serenity> Quiet house for 6 hours who can be upset about that
43:00 <TheRon> my bro still has 3 yo and a newborn
44:00 <TheRon> sorry i mean sister in law
44:00 <Serenity> Thats alright the 3 year old cant fight with the new born yet
45:00 <TheRon> walked into the classrrom and went straight for the train set
48:00 <couleurs> RIP Dustin Hoffman
48:00 <TheRon> not quite
48:00 <TheRon> phillip syemour hoffman
49:00 <couleurs> so close!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <TheRon> better actor than roy garber apparently
49:00 <TheRon> was roy garber an actor?
49:00 <couleurs> lol
50:00 <couleurs> who knows
50:00 <TheRon> i had no idea
50:00 <TheRon> brian bosworth is the better actor
51:00 <TheRon> wiki him
51:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2FCCZ50VU
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Punch Drunk Love - Adam Sandler and Philip Seymour Hoffman phone scene (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 600 likes (99.2%), 5 dislikes (0.8%)
51:00 <couleurs> 1 of da best scenes 
53:00 <couleurs> the only good film adam sandler was in
53:00 <TheRon> ian thorpe is in rehab
54:00 <TheRon> depressed because of his sexuality
54:00 <couleurs> are they turning him into a straight man
54:00 <TheRon> made the last bit up, but i assume thats what it is
54:00 <TheRon> is anthony callea gayer than ian thorpe?
55:00 <couleurs> yeah
55:00 <couleurs> he's a gay midge
55:00 <TheRon> see i'd go the other way
55:00 <couleurs> :o
56:00 <TheRon> you a thorpe fan?
57:00 <couleurs> no
58:00 <couleurs> i hate them both
58:00 <TheRon> me too
59:00 <couleurs> i hate all fags since i met the Matthew
59:00 <TheRon> how do you define the difference between a date and just hanging out/
59:00 <TheRon> i reckon it comes down to cleavage
59:00 <BlackDevil> EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <TheRon> where?
00:00 <couleurs> yep cleavage and if you get a bj or not
00:00 <TheRon> that works
02:00 <BlackDevil> california
02:00 <BlackDevil> just felt it roll by
02:00 <BlackDevil> like a 3.3
02:00 <BlackDevil> not sure
02:00 <BlackDevil> not on the website
04:00 <simba> Good.
04:00 <BlackDevil> 3.1
04:00 <BlackDevil> was close
04:00 <simba> 3.14159
04:00 <TheRon> pi
04:00 <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
06:00 <shadsam> .
07:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from you is white noise
08:00 <simba> and we'll never be royals
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <shadsam> lol
09:00 <shadsam> afternoon Maurice
09:00 <TheRon> evening
09:00 <couleurs> and we'll never be royals
09:00 <Pieter> Only 1299 return flight to California :))
10:00 <TheRon> i just freeze eevrtime you see through me, electric blue
10:00 <shadsam> simba
11:00 <shadsam> that was element
11:00 <shadsam> `seen element
11:00 <prowl> shadsam, element is on #random right now.
11:00 <simba> yea i know
11:00 <simba> why r u telling me
11:00 <Lumeah> and it's all over you, electric blue,
11:00 <shadsam> he rekons i got hact
11:00 <simba> no he doesnt hes trolling you so you keep talking about him
11:00 <Lumeah> i can see, see that it maybe just a version of you.
11:00 <shadsam> hes fuct
11:00 <simba> wayne u on teh VBs?
12:00 <shadsam> yup
12:00 <shadsam> 2nd
12:00 <Pieter> Someone go through my pantry and make me something 
12:00 <shadsam> gunna make a mad tune
12:00 <simba> ok *jams a toothpick in a mouldy old piece of bread* lol
12:00 <simba> got u a gourmet treat
12:00 <TheRon> more doof doof shit/
12:00 <shadsam> lollol
12:00 <simba> they call it the collingwood pie
12:00 <Lumeah> lol
12:00 <Lumeah> i lkied doof doof
12:00 <shadsam> dunno yet
12:00 <Lumeah> like
13:00 <Pieter> Yum
13:00 <simba> doof doof owns
13:00 <TheRon> poof poof
13:00 <simba> move over guitar dinosaurs fucken die already!!! baahahahahaha
13:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:00 <simba> not u TheRon
13:00 <simba> i need u for when we beat geelong 
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <TheRon> whens that 2020?
14:00 <shadsam> lol
14:00 <simba> round 6 or something
14:00 <TheRon> nah mate
14:00 <simba> Sex, Lies & Videotapes
15:00 <TheRon> take to the april sun in cuba
15:00 <Pieter> Fucking leather is beginning to crack on the sofa :(
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
16:00 <simba> Pieters apartment is like the ground floor of the crowne complex with art made out of bark and three dozen sofas
17:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllll
17:00 <shadsam> bark art
17:00 <shadsam> lmfao
17:00 <simba> lmao they have some dumb giant bark thing in the middle
18:00 <shadsam> where r u pieter
18:00 <TheRon> it was the heat of the moment
18:00 <Pieter> Whiteman st southbank
18:00 <shadsam> motel
18:00 <shadsam> huh
19:00 <shadsam> sounds awesome
19:00 <Pieter> Naa
19:00 <shadsam> k
19:00 <TheRon> telling you what my hearth meant
20:00 <TheRon> sheilding your eyes
21:00 <Pieter> Damn this cat, always jumping and laying on my leg then digging its claws into my knee :((
22:00 <Pieter> Cant lay down without it moving to my chest then clawingmy neck 
23:00 <Pieter> Is there some kinda cat pee or somethin i can wear to put my cat off?
23:00 <Pieter> Not get it off
23:00 <Mew> just feed it
23:00 <Saemon> tssssch.
23:00 <Pieter> Its always got food 
23:00 <Saemon> im not sad or shocked by phillip seymor hoffmans death
24:00 <shadsam> just pat it piet
24:00 <Saemon> he knew what he was doing. u want to abuse herion
24:00 <Saemon> its your own damn choice.
24:00 <Pieter> I want to abuse it
24:00 <Pieter> Now go get me some
24:00 <Saemon> go ask ya mum for it.
25:00 <Saemon> ownt.
25:00 <Pieter> Naa
25:00 <Pieter> Shes a bitch
25:00 <Saemon> wahever. i just ownt ya.
25:00 <Pieter> She makes me pay for it
25:00 <Pieter> Ueh ya sure dis
25:00 <Pieter> Did even 
31:00 <shadsam> wb druidess
31:00 <Pieter> Fuck this bitch
31:00 <druidess> Ty shads 
31:00 <druidess> fuck u too
32:00 <shadsam> your r welcome sweet cheeks lmfao
32:00 <Pieter> Not you 
32:00 <druidess> ok cool hi
32:00 <Pieter> Hi
34:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/21242462/paramedics-called-to-treat-Thorpe/
34:00 <Saemon> lol
34:00 <Saemon> this fucken cunt
34:00 <Saemon> wat an attention seeker
34:00 <Saemon> drama queen
34:00 <couleurs> Matthew irl
34:00 <Saemon> he should just fuck off back to switzerland already
34:00 <Saemon> he aint a true aussie anymore
35:00 <simba> TheRons jam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxRIjRSzxGo
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Milian - When You Look At Me (Oct 7, 2009) 3:05 - Category: Music - 8,764,550 views - 15,898 likes (96.6%), 557 dislikes (3.4%)
36:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/21240169/woman-stabbed-in-violent-home-invasion/
36:00 <Saemon> "A young mother has been stabbed multiple times during a violent home invasion in Melbourne's north overnight."
36:00 <Saemon> "Jane Wallace, 40, was asleep when an intruder forced his way into her Hamlyn Court home, in Meadow Heights, at around 2.45am, police said."
36:00 <Saemon> lol. young.
36:00 <Saemon> right.
37:00 <Saemon> when the term 'young mother' is used, one would assume its like a teen mother, or someone in her early 20s
37:00 <Saemon> not fucken 40.
37:00 <couleurs> lol @ TheRon's jam
54:00 <Pieter> Thrilling 
54:00 <shadsam> `seen element
54:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 37 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: Cry-About-Nick-Changes, Meww, LOLLL-Lwax-Has-Open-Ports, IsthatTrueYouGotHackedLwax, Element. Cry-About-Nick-Changes ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Meww on #random 11 seconds ago (03.02. 17:54). Meww is still there.
55:00 <shadsam> lo what a spastic
56:00 <shadsam> lol
57:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <simba> take ur old man tiff to PM thanks
01:00 <simba> Cheers guys. Keep the chat clean. Thanks.
01:00 <simba> - Khaled
03:00 <Pieter> Isnr that Supermans real name?:p
03:00 <Saemon> oh stfu simba
03:00 <simba> yep khaled is our superman
03:00 <Saemon> fucken poser
03:00 <Pieter> Heh
03:00 <simba> sorry the wrestling forums are that way jkl *points to internet explorer on ur desktop* lmbo
04:00 <Saemon> supermans real name is kael
04:00 <shadsam> eat a dick
04:00 <shadsam> lol
04:00 <simba> isnt it clark kent
04:00 <Saemon> wth is khaled? some arabic superman?
04:00 <simba> doesnt even know who khaled mardem bey is baahahahahahahahahaha you detestable faglord
04:00 <Saemon> clark kent is his human alias
05:00 <Saemon> and thats the bottom liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, 
05:00 <Saemon> cause Saemon said si!
05:00 <Saemon> so!*
06:00 <Saemon> Saemon 3:16 says i just whopped your ass!!!
06:00 <Saemon> whoopped*
06:00 <Saemon> whooped*
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> Ben Of Merriwa 1:1 says you're a shitcunt
08:00 <druidess> rude
08:00 <Pieter> Grey sky!
08:00 <Pieter> Coldness 
09:00 <Pieter> I eat poo
09:00 <Pieter> :)/
09:00 <druidess> grey skies r gonna clear up put on a happy face
09:00 <druidess> we know piet 
09:00 <Pieter> I wanna be stoned:(
11:00 <simba> cant u afford better stuff
11:00 <simba> i thought weed was for poor people?
14:00 <Pieter> Im poor :p
23:00 <potato> baccy bongs for piet
24:00 <Pieter> Umm yeh
24:00 <Pieter> Anyway gotta go get dinner bbl
25:00 <simba> mmm whoppers
25:00 <simba> wb Snoop Dogg
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty simba
27:00 <simba> Hey - no problem. Anytime.
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damnit why are flowers so expensive lol
29:00 <simba> they should be free along with marijuana
29:00 <simba> in every park 
29:00 <simba> for all to pick
29:00 <simba> and smoke
29:00 <simba> or eat
29:00 <Kynetic> pfft
29:00 <Kynetic> flowers
29:00 <Kynetic> chicks who expect flowers ought to be shot with a ball of their own shit
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh she isnt expecting flowers :)
30:00 <simba> flowers and candles, thats the way to a womans vagina 
30:00 <Kynetic> lara finds bunches of flowers strange... its like youre picking a bunch of plants to give to someone which are then going to shrivel up and die.... its basically pointless..
31:00 <Kynetic> if youre going to give someone flowers plant them a fkn garden
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Give her a good rodgering
31:00 <Kynetic> but oh no.. too much effort ay
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> It will still shrivel
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> But oh well
31:00 <Kynetic> may as well buy her a bunch of slowly decaying plant matter :P
31:00 <simba> it looks and smells nice ok its like a breathing painting
31:00 <Kynetic> a slowly gasping for its last breath breathing painting...
31:00 <Kynetic> sure.
32:00 <simba> huh
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> i have a scratch and sniff painting anyway
32:00 <Kynetic> lara is the perfect gf.. she likes to fuck.. hates jewellery.. and doesnt like getting flowers... win win win i say.
33:00 <Kynetic> in fact she doesnt really give a fuck about any of that sentimental shit
33:00 <druidess> ahuh
33:00 <lumeah> there good those girls huh ? 
33:00 <lumeah> ;)
33:00 <Kynetic> shed rather a good rodgering.
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> laras a slut
33:00 <druidess> :)
33:00 <Kynetic> yeah.. but shes MY slut
33:00 <lumeah> wonder who else is liek that ? <<< 
33:00 <lumeah> like
33:00 <druidess> you
33:00 <simba> but does she play snes with you?
34:00 <Kynetic> simba she beats me at snes
34:00 <druidess> heh snes
34:00 <Kynetic> :`(
34:00 <simba> Nice
34:00 <druidess> lol
34:00 <lumeah> meee ??? lol
34:00 <simba> u trained her well
34:00 <lumeah> is,. lol
34:00 <Kynetic> i could beat her at halo though.. she used to be better than me
34:00 <Kynetic> but i dont give a fuck now cos i cancelled my xbox live sub
34:00 <druidess> lumeah u dirty whore
34:00 <lumeah> im no whore lol 
34:00 <druidess> damn
34:00 <lumeah> *coughs*
34:00 <simba> bless u
34:00 <lumeah> thx
37:00 <brainz> i
40:00 <simba> Ah yes.
41:00 <Loof> PassionFart
41:00 <Loof> fanny burp
50:00 <simba> my fantasy is 2 girls 1 sucken my dick the other typin everything i say into irc for me
51:00 <couleurs> lmao
51:00 <couleurs> 3rd 1 on fifa headset
51:00 <simba> 3rd sprints for me
51:00 <simba> R2 girl
51:00 <couleurs> lol
52:00 <couleurs> i taped that 1 down
52:00 <couleurs> R2 all the time
57:00 <potato> NiCe
06:00 <Bastardly_One> why are you acting so machio Ralph?
07:00 <Pieter>  Hey Zade:)/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> huhuhuhuhuhuhu
07:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
07:00 <Pieter> Mmmm chicken strips
07:00 <Pieter> Nomnomnom
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, have you seen that bill for Sounds?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty ... boring
09:00 <Zade> no not yet 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Knife Party *shudders*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they're boring as fuck live
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Eric Pyrz!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll be cool though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> first ever aust tour for him
11:00 <Loof> i find about 95% of the music out there is shite
11:00 <Zade> when is it?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy Loof
12:00 <Loof> hey
12:00 <Bastardly_One> March 9th
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get ya in for nothing if ya want
12:00 <Loof> tafe?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya why
12:00 <Zade> thats tempting 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... we're talking about Future Sounds festival
12:00 <Bastardly_One> day show of EDM acts
12:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 is headlining
13:00 <Loof> cool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to him I have a day of l33t nerdiness
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully I can steal a few of his tricks
13:00 <Zade> i like chase and status 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Macklemore & Ryan Lewis got second bill
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's hardly surprising is it?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Thrift Shop was an indie hit here
15:00 <Zade> yeah not really into macklemore 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Kaskade as well
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now you know what I am thinking don't you?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> we might see an all start cast for the mau5 set
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the last show of the tour I think
16:00 <Zade> oh ok 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the showgrounds is a good venue too
17:00 <Zade> so kaskade might join 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, look stupid for one song yeah
17:00 <Pieter> Raising hope the hangover episode
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not like he should of even got credit on that song
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the chick that sings for him sung it not him
17:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1896923_594023380666905_1188974906_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is possible
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Rob squires being there with Knife Party as well
18:00 <Bastardly_One> for Ghosts
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if Joel has thought of this?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I should ask him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of come up with a great idea :P
18:00 <Zade> hehe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Paul is back!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> seen his sets?
19:00 <Zade> nope
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Van Dyke of course
20:00 <Bastardly_One> straight out wog house
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but one of the best
20:00 <stebie> hey Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie how goes?
20:00 <stebie> hey Zade
21:00 <Bastardly_One> EDM Death Machine!
21:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, good good.. exhausted.. and you?
21:00 <stebie> hey Nikky` <3
21:00 <Zade> hello stebie
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and me? you don't wanna know stebie :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ready to rip off someone's head
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit down their neck :)
21:00 <stebie> why would you want to do that?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
22:00 <stebie> anyone from here?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> because the guy is a Pieter
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey stebie <3
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One <3
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if we're talking here ... got a week? :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> people causing me trouble on here all weekend ... besides shads trying to keep flooding me
22:00 <stebie> what did Pieter do this time?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's nothing
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's a Piet type
22:00 <stebie> silly shads...
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but in real life
23:00 <stebie> ohhhh i see
23:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way ... I moved in Dec
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm considering looking for a new place
23:00 <Nikky`> So...did everyone have a good Mon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an awesome mon actually
24:00 <Zade> was ok, back at work 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a lot done today
24:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, it was smidge quiet day
24:00 <Nikky`> No real dramas
24:00 <Pieter> Whats work?/-
24:00 <Bastardly_One> finally completed an article 3 days late for someone
25:00 <Bastardly_One> truth was I was too wasted this weekend to translate it into English
25:00 <Pieter> Meep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> from Arabic written in English
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
25:00 <stebie> i feel like taking a nap... with Nikky`... jk.. but a nap would be nice.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what's wrong with napping with Nikky`?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> why joke buddy?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> huh?
26:00 <couleurs> `seen birdbutts
26:00 <prowl> couleurs, birdbutts ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 19 hours 24 minutes ago (03.02. 00:02) stating "Quit: don stepped outside..." after spending 6 hours 51 minutes there.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finally going back to school next week
26:00 <Bastardly_One> or the week after ... can't wait
26:00 <Nikky`> Naww got my hopes up stebie :o(
26:00 <couleurs> good quit msg!!!!!!
28:00 <Zade> what are you going to study Bastardly_One?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just IT ... but ... it's giving me something to do
28:00 <Pieter> Warts 
28:00 <Zade> cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't make up my mind ... is this song boring or not? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFaqsc4lNyk
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SNOG - Everything Is Under Control (Mar 19, 2013) 4:55 - Category: Music - 20,794 views - 272 likes (96.8%), 9 dislikes (3.2%)
29:00 <doctor> everything is a-okayyy
29:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, nothing's wrong with it when you don't already have a partner
29:00 <doctor> im trying to listen but my computer is being a jerk
29:00 <stebie> besides, Nikky` may not be as willing, etc.
29:00 <couleurs> thank u doctor 
30:00 <stebie> g'day doc. o/
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Nikky's birthday!
30:00 <doctor> u r most welcum
30:00 <doctor> gday steb
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for real apparently
30:00 <Nikky`> oooh i'm willing baby ;o)
30:00 <Nikky`> haha yes, for real its my bday today
30:00 <doctor> happy bday Nikky`
30:00 <druidess> happy birthday babycakes
30:00 <Nikky`> Thank you my lovely ones
30:00 <Nikky`> xx
31:00 <Bastardly_One> never knew ... wouldn't of either if not for that topic :P ... hippy bathday *hugs*
31:00 <ooomp> We should all group hug Nikky`
31:00 <Nikky`> thank you
31:00 <Nikky`> oooh grope huh
31:00 <Nikky`> hug
31:00 <Bastardly_One> catching up dear :P
31:00 <Zade> it reminds me of klf doctorin in the tardis 
31:00 <Nikky`> Woohoo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it reminds me of a guy too lazy to get a new MIDI
32:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, keep things on the down low
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and using sounds from the 90s on a DAT machine
32:00 <Zade> happy birthday Nikky`
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the guy ... he lives up the road
32:00 <Bastardly_One> well Daylesford ... that's just up the road
32:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Zade :o)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this sound a bit like in the chorus?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it might meant to ... considering the title
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfSgC7X_V8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Adolph's Library (Jun 10, 2013) 4:16 - Category: Music - 3,446 views - 53 likes (94.6%), 3 dislikes (5.4%)
33:00 <Zade> i been to many bush doofs in around daylesford 
34:00 <Nikky`> I had fam in daylesford
34:00 <Bastardly_One> seen soma or black lung on those doofs?
34:00 <Serenity> is it for real real your birthday
34:00 <Nikky`> they were typical hippy types
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is Serenity
34:00 <Zade> nuh
34:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is. for real real
34:00 <Nikky`> Thank you <3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... there his other two bands
34:00 <Zade> i use to go to a lot of the weird music society parties 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're even
34:00 <Serenity> pfff
35:00 <couleurs> happy 21st Nikky` 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a wonder you've not ran into him ... looks like a blond surfer
35:00 <Serenity> mine is clearly better
35:00 <Nikky`> Thank you couleurs.. I only talk 21 few times in my life
35:00 <Nikky`> It clearly is
35:00 <Serenity> fucken stebie
35:00 <stebie> sorry miss fancypants!
35:00 <Serenity> gotta be quick around here
36:00 <ooomp> Lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvTSss9KkE
36:00 <Nikky`> I demand fancypants tho
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SNOG - The New Cocksucker Blues (Oct 14, 2013) 4:23 - Category: Music - 4,465 views - 61 likes (92.4%), 5 dislikes (7.6%)
36:00 <Serenity> Nikky` likes my fancy pants ;)
36:00 <Zade> i was just listening to that Bastardly_One
36:00 <Nikky`> I sure do..esp when they are off ;o)
36:00 <Serenity> preowww
37:00 <Bastardly_One> which? New Cocksucker Blues?
37:00 <Zade> yep 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the older stuff is less produced but better
37:00 <Zade> with the banana asa mic 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like this
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhv7zwBF2uU
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Empires (Feb 7, 2011) 4:13 - Category: Music - 3,179 views - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my favourites
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see what I mean about the production
38:00 <Bastardly_One> before David Thrussel decided to try to sing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Germany love him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he spends half the year DJing there
40:00 <Bastardly_One> which I wrote this though ... this is MY song :P ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1NM0qxBaAg
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Hooray!! (Feb 7, 2011) 3:52 - Category: Music - 3,452 views - 47 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <Picard> giddy up
41:00 <stebie> hey Picard
43:00 <Picard> stebie how are you?
44:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liV-iYtrKvA
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Are You Normal Enough (Beefcake And The Burger Flippin' Blues) (Feb 7, 2011) 4:30 - Category: Music - 1,767 views - 37 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> great song
45:00 <Zade> it sort of has a burial/four tet sound 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so, you like them eh?
45:00 <Zade> i dont mind it... i could easily listen to the last track 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the orignal mix of that too
46:00 <Zade> its sort of what i am into now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> great cover this
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnRASbqWww
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snog - Make The Little Flowers Grow (Feb 7, 2011) 3:02 - Category: Music - 7,611 views - 82 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> without reading ... just in case it's in the comments
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who's it a cover of?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I know ... because I like the artist
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lee hazelwood ... depressing country dude
48:00 <Zade> ok i never heard of him 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> cash era
48:00 <Bastardly_One> except more smacky sounding that coke sounding like cash
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that = than
49:00 <Zade> not really listened to much country 
49:00 <Zade> maybe dolly 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBdK7PZSCxw
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rowland s howard and lydia lunch: some velvet morning (Jan 23, 2012) 4:25 - Category: People and Blogs - 16,605 views - 150 likes (98.7%), 2 dislikes (1.3%)
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the 2 dislikes are not on good enough drugs
59:00 <Saemon> any car whizzes here?
59:00 <Saemon> i just replaced my battery with a new one i bought
59:00 <Saemon> now it wont start, just makes a clicking noise when i turn on the ignition
00:00 <Bastardly_One> use google
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't care
00:00 <Saemon> anyone know whats wrong?
01:00 <gremlinz> http://efukt-gifs.com/handjob-made-in-japan/
04:00 <ooomp> Fiona
04:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One look what u did u made no one reply thanks alot you old bitch
04:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_TK9OXTyPY
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Morphine - Honey white (video) (Nov 24, 2010) 3:04 - Category: Music - 7,932 views - 86 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they probably care as much as I do ... use google
05:00 <Nikky`> starter motor
09:00 <Excessive> so I finished with this today .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1654300_10200910820327391_1587500227_n.jpg
11:00 <ooomp> What the hell is that
12:00 <Pieter> Moo
12:00 <ooomp> Pieter don't be a cow 
13:00 <couleurs> RIP Dustin Hoffmen
14:00 <Pieter> I cant, you already taken that role
14:00 <Pieter> :p
14:00 <Excessive> it's an old ceramic pot that we had around here that had a dried out plant in it, so I pulled the shit out of it last nite, cleaned it up with a wire brush and painted it and put some dirt in it, I wannah put a grape vine in it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know what?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter what style of music you like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to admit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Never Tear Us Apart by INXS
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is one spectacular song
15:00 <Excessive> I like all types of music
15:00 <Excessive> so long as it sounds gd
15:00 <Nikky`> music is evil
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but if you like music at all
15:00 <Nikky`> should be banned
16:00 <Nikky`> devils music
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't not like that song
16:00 <Excessive> ye I like it
16:00 <ooomp> Pieter, don't be mean
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so you're muslim now Nikky`? :P
16:00 <Pieter> When is that inxs movie starting 
16:00 <Nikky`> What do you mean, now?
16:00 <birdbutts> my dog is frightened of the biggest loser tv show he only hides if its on
16:00 <Nikky`> I ate my bacon yesterday
16:00 <Nikky`> Like a good muslim girl
16:00 <Bastardly_One> next week I think junky boy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or the week after
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember
16:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if they explore the art punk side of INXS
17:00 <Bastardly_One> before they got famous
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be interesting
17:00 <birdbutts> "Uggggghhhhh." - dan barrett
17:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different band
20:00 <Nikky`> damnit..wind is so strong I might have to close my window
21:00 <Nikky`> blind is banging very loudly
21:00 <Pyro-> where the shit is kelevra
22:00 <Bastardly_One> finding a dad for her baby
22:00 <Bastardly_One> where else?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> geez!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, watching reality television I bet that's where she is
23:00 <Pyro-> reality tv.. sounds about right
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not that active these days ... too busy I assume
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I always assume that's what she's doing when not active *lol*
23:00 <spence> Sup niggaaaaaz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
24:00 <Pyro-> is that passions crap still on.. i bet she'd watch that
24:00 <spence> How nice is it tonight...
24:00 <spence> I'm gonna sleep like a lamb
24:00 <Nikky`> wb spence
24:00 <spence> worst night ever last night
25:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone seen mikey?
25:00 <spence> off goonies?
25:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, was shit sleep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like do they know if he is on holiday or something?
25:00 <Nikky`> very tired n grumpy today
26:00 <spence> Yeh nikky...I punched a workmate in the shnoz
26:00 <spence> wasn't happy jan
26:00 <Nikky`> oooh no..I didn't resort to that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> did you read the topic spence?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude are you not acknowledging it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> smash him Nikky`
26:00 <spence> Nah ?
26:00 <Nikky`> lol nah, all good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> type /hop and read it
27:00 <spence> I missed it
27:00 <spence> my phone won't let me see it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> smash him! will make ya feel better :D
27:00 <Nikky`> Noooo. hitting someone won't
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Nikky`s birthday
27:00 <spence> wait
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, well you should of told me earlier
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of come down ;)
28:00 <spence> Oh nikky...happy birthday gorgeous !!!
28:00 <Nikky`> lol
28:00 <Nikky`> brb
28:00 <spence> How old r u?
28:00 <spence> 30
28:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is like 50
28:00 <Saemon> :/
29:00 <spence> Savoury shapes are addictive
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that they are
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree
29:00 <spence> b1 is an old midget
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I find them the most addictive in the shapes actually
29:00 <Saemon> indeed
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and ho hum
29:00 <spence> I love em man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> find some new insults
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is bald as well
29:00 <spence> I'm kidding
29:00 <Pieter> Fuck i hate that wannabe wilfred commercial
30:00 <spence> take a joke homogay
30:00 <Pieter> The guy has a weird head too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're a sad little lonely socially retarded annoyance Saemon ... what's your point?
30:00 <Nikky`> Thank you spence and yes, lets go with 30 :o)
30:00 <spence> LOL elaborate much b1
30:00 <Saemon> my point is your old, bald and you suck.
31:00 <Saemon> and your short.
31:00 <spence> U old Bitch !!!
31:00 <Nikky`> :o(
31:00 <Saemon> flamin old bitch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> words there too big for you spence?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Saemon ... so desperate for attention from me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you think he'd get it by now but apparently not
32:00 <spence> LOL u underestimate me big man
32:00 <Saemon> lol oh get a new nose ring Bastardly_One
32:00 <spence> lol nose ring
32:00 <Saemon> your current one is rusted with your mucus
32:00 <spence> so gay
33:00 <spence> lol saemon
33:00 <Saemon> lol
33:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk tsk
33:00 <spence> ahahahahaha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, did you have fun trolling me while I wasn't even here the other night you little coward?
33:00 <Saemon> a 50 yr old adult male with a nose ring
33:00 <Saemon> just reeks of try hardism
33:00 <Saemon> and mid life crisis
34:00 <spence> pls tell me u don't have a nose ring ????
34:00 <Saemon> lol he does
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I do?
34:00 <spence> Pls
34:00 <Saemon> show spence your pic Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> have had it for 30 yrs ... and?
34:00 <spence> nothing man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, say it
34:00 <spence> just wondering
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you were going to
34:00 <spence> Nah its cool
34:00 <spence> noserings rock man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> another coward then :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> all good :)
35:00 <spence> Okies
35:00 <spence> ill take that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you were going to say something
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but obviously thought better of it
35:00 <Saemon> yo who u callin a little coward old man?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> smart move ... yet cowardly :)
35:00 <spence> I don't like that shit that's all
35:00 <Saemon> i have the heart of a fucking lion motherfucker
35:00 <spence> what I like or don't like irrelevant
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really care what you like
36:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely :)
36:00 <spence> I don't really take your opinion into consideration either
36:00 <spence> its also irrelevant
37:00 <spence> i hope your nosering brings you joy
37:00 <Nikky`> So is your face
37:00 <spence> sincetely
37:00 <Nikky`> ha ha ha
37:00 <spence> sincerely
37:00 <spence> stfu nikky
38:00 <Nikky`> ooooh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh I don't even notice it
38:00 <spence> Hey loof
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and either do a lot of people
38:00 <spence> crackin nigz
38:00 <Nikky`> thems fighting words spence.. put em up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
38:00 <spence> stfu Biach
39:00 <Nikky`> Rude
39:00 <spence> lol housos
39:00 <Saemon> are older brothers supposed to be the one taking care of and supporting their younger sister if they have one?
40:00 <spence> I'm rude..lol whatevs man
40:00 <Saemon> thats normally how it is, right?
40:00 <spence> No 
40:00 <spence> Swift and shift
41:00 <spence> Yeah.....Ur cool babe
41:00 <spence> I was just fucking round
43:00 <spence> Do u have a.nose ting
43:00 <spence> ring?
43:00 <Nikky`> Me?
43:00 <Bastardly_0ne> yea i do
43:00 <Bastardly_0ne> and i look like massive faggot
43:00 <Bastardly_0ne> with wrinkles cuz im like fucking ancient
43:00 <Loof_> Saemon wanks over loli porn
43:00 <spence> Lmfao
43:00 <Loof_> hey spence, hey b1
43:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
43:00 <spence> hey bruvvy
43:00 <Bastardly_0ne> hey
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> sup loofy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up wheelie boy
44:00 <Bastardly_0ne> no baldo
44:00 <spence> Hey loof how's chingvale
45:00 <Loof> i like it
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> holy fuck!
45:00 <Loof> how's u?
45:00 <Bastardly_0ne> oh wait, thats just me
45:00 <spence> I banged a chingvale slut at sandown park man
45:00 <Loof> nice
45:00 <spence> Was awesome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so desperate for attention ... poor little man
45:00 <Loof> i cant get enough asian pussy
46:00 <spence> lol Asian Pussy.is cool
46:00 <Loof> what's a nice way of telling ur wife you don't want to have sex with her till she loses weight?
46:00 <Loof> she's nagging me for sex but meh
46:00 <spence> ill do it for ya loof
46:00 <Loof> she's a beast
46:00 <spence> as a friend...
46:00 <Loof> thanks bro
46:00 <spence> lolz
47:00 <Nikky`> There is no nice way
47:00 <Nikky`> tbh
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> just tell her the truth
47:00 <spence> know the feeling.. had to bang the ex yesty...
47:00 <spence> drainer man
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> tell her that u love her, but you want her to lose weight
47:00 <Loof> Nikky` cause women are impossible
47:00 <Bastardly_0ne> cuz shes gained 
47:00 <Loof> admit it
48:00 <spence> they are softcocks loof
48:00 <Loof> yep they weak
48:00 <spence> need a good beatdown
48:00 <Loof> rather be spared the truth
48:00 <Loof> cant take it
49:00 <spence> lol
49:00 <Loof> they need to be slaughtered by nigger cock
49:00 <spence> Lmfao @ housos
49:00 <spence> nigga cock would work...
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume you two think you're hilarious right?
50:00 <Loof> oh no a hero
50:00 <spence> no Ur derwent Dick is funnier
50:00 <Loof> had to beat down many heros after hurting women's feelings, feels good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a dick when you wanna be Loof
50:00 <spence> I'm getting a nose ring loof
50:00 <Bastardly_One> now might be that time
51:00 <Loof> seriously women would rather you don't hurt their feelings than hear the truth
51:00 <Loof> so fragile
51:00 <spence> so homogay
51:00 <Loof> yet they rule the world
51:00 <Nikky`> Maybe just do the, think we should eat better, go for walks
51:00 <Bastardly_One> more like you're too gutless ... you'd rather live off her :)
51:00 <Nikky`> include yourselfd
51:00 <Nikky`> -f
52:00 <Nikky`> -d
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you've said that yourself
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish to leave but the rent is cheap, etc
52:00 <spence> wish I could live off some bitch
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhh
52:00 <spence> would be awesome
52:00 <spence> needa find a fat rich Bitch that's dumb as dog shit
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am sleeping
53:00 <Nikky`> Then sleep omfgbbqhax
53:00 <spence> and sucks a good dick
53:00 <Loof> i do love her
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> K
53:00 <Loof> just not sexually
53:00 <spence> I love gooks
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nite
53:00 <spence> lol loof
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Over your emo moment bb
53:00 <spence> how nice is this weather loofo
54:00 <spence> last night was poop
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pooooooop
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Sat was worse I thought
54:00 <spence> poopy Omfg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but last night was pretty shit
54:00 <Nikky`> Night omfgbbqhax :o)
54:00 <spence> Nah man sat was weak compared to yesty b1
54:00 <spence> Tripping
55:00 <spence> maybe different out your way
55:00 <spence> was fucked here 
56:00 <spence> I died last night
57:00 <Nikky`> farking connection
59:00 <spence> Ciggy then swift n shift.
06:00 <simba> 4:1)
07:00 <Pieter> Fuck christian bale is young in shaft
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wb Nikky`
09:00 <Nikky`> Thank you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
09:00 <Nikky`> hopefully unplugging router and back helps
09:00 <Ben> Evening..
16:00 <Nikky`> wb couleurs
17:00 <couleurs> ty ikky
17:00 <Nikky`> I'm feeling lil ikky
18:00 <Ben> Bring on winter
18:00 <Ben> Why does it have to be so disgustingly hot?
19:00 <Nikky`> Coz its summer?
19:00 <Ben> Well.. duh
19:00 <Ben> :P
19:00 <Ben> Last month of it thank god
19:00 <Nikky`> Well I read they predict it to go into March also
24:00 <Ben> What? The heat that we've been getting?
25:00 <Nikky`> yeah
29:00 <Pieter> Bed time nite 
30:00 <Liinda> hi poofaces
30:00 <couleurs> welcome home Liinda...
31:00 <Liinda> hi couleurs
32:00 <couleurs> what's up?
32:00 <Liinda> not much u?
33:00 <couleurs> picken me nose
33:00 <Liinda> any bears in the cave>
33:00 <Liinda> ?
33:00 <couleurs> none yet...
34:00 <Liinda> keep searching
35:00 <couleurs> You Bet!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Liinda> woohoo
36:00 <doctor> sure as
37:00 <Liinda> hi doctor
37:00 <doctor> hello Liinda
38:00 <doctor> this place needs to be more positive. id like to come here for once and feel invigorated
38:00 <Loof> die beehhh
38:00 <beehhh> die Loof
38:00 <Liinda> this place is lways positive
38:00 <Liinda> *cough*
38:00 <Liinda> beehhh
38:00 <beehhh> darwin facing cyclnoe but still best place in that country
38:00 <doctor> let's all meditate and get the positive energy following
38:00 <beehhh> hi Liinda mamma
39:00 <Liinda> i did some meditating the other week. amazing how 20 mins feels like 5
39:00 <doctor> I'm now sending positive vibrations to all of you, do you feel it?
39:00 <Loof> beehhh how can you be so fat yet only live on about $5 of groceries a fortnight?
39:00 <simba> yes
39:00 <Liinda> doctor, gets ur hands off my ass
40:00 <simba> ive got just the ticket doctor
40:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE8n4U_tmuY
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eternal Om (full) (Dec 14, 2011) 59:33 - Category: Music - 2,538,342 views - 11,874 likes (96.4%), 444 dislikes (3.6%)
40:00 <Loof> beehhh how did you get bald?
40:00 <doctor> c'mon share it about, send me some good vibes
40:00 <beehhh> cause the coast of living is very cheap in asia especially if the money is coming from UK
40:00 <Liinda> im a generally postive person
40:00 <Loof> booo!
40:00 <beehhh> plus i eat italian organic fuseli everyday
40:00 <Liinda> loofness
40:00 <doctor> yes, i can feel it Liinda
40:00 <beehhh> with lots of tomato
40:00 <Loof> Liindaness :)
41:00 <Liinda> this place alwats makes me sleepy
41:00 <Loof> couleurs do you kiss flowers fairy?
41:00 <beehhh> hot water makes me go the loo
41:00 <doctor> beautiful simba, i can it feel it all now
41:00 <couleurs> no i smell them u stupid soab
42:00 <Loof> beehhh what's it like living on recycled food?
42:00 <beehhh> couleurs take some snaps of your suburbs n post them is your assignment
42:00 <Loof> any assburgers?
42:00 <couleurs> ook
43:00 <beehhh> best if you can take panaromic from a hill
43:00 <Liinda> recycled food? beehh is a baby bird?
43:00 <Loof> no poop
43:00 <Loof> he eats poop
43:00 <Loof> that would be regurgitated food
44:00 <Loof> beehhh does however molest baby birds
44:00 <Liinda> =D
44:00 <Liinda> im not in bed silly
45:00 <beehhh> bird do that in the morn
45:00 <Loof> beehhh's bed smells like feces
45:00 <beehhh> they are very sensetive
45:00 <Liinda> faeces
46:00 <Loof> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces
46:00 <EIement> baby mice?
46:00 <beehhh> Loof dont wipe his arse after dump his shit he simply walks out from the dunny and sits on a chair
47:00 <simba> a chair made out of toilet paper
47:00 <simba> very smart
47:00 <Liinda> Feces, faeces, or fæces (see spelling differences), also known as excrement, is waste product from an animal's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.
47:00 <Loof> beehhh how many countries have you been bashed in?
47:00 <Liinda> :P
47:00 <beehhh> no with simba's tongue
47:00 <beehhh> simba likes to suck Loof's cock but its a mate thing later they decided
47:00 <simba> stop talking about my cock
48:00 <simba> for 1ce
48:00 <Liinda> sausage fest
48:00 <simba> u love it
48:00 <Loof> just how u love it :P
48:00 <beehhh> simba' cock is delicious
48:00 <Liinda> not really. im a vegeatrian
49:00 <Loof> beehhh cant afford meat
49:00 <Loof> lives on cheap snack food
49:00 <Loof> no wonder he's so weak
49:00 <Loof> povo cunt
49:00 <Liinda> so, anything interesting?
49:00 <beehhh> my fridge is full of red meat and chicken
50:00 <simba> stfu mirza
50:00 <beehhh> Loof's so low he steal the money of child support allowence and buys weed
50:00 <Scattered> ouch
51:00 <Loof> beehhh how many warnings have you got for sexual harrasment this year?
51:00 <doctor> i plan to get real rich, who's in?
51:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/CeKC7cH1-kI
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BREAKING MADDEN: SUPER BOWL XLVIII. (Jan 27, 2014) 1:37 - Category: Sports - 184,998 views - 1,119 likes (95.9%), 48 dislikes (4.1%)
51:00 <couleurs> amaseing
51:00 <beehhh> he could be teaching his kid some manners instead he comes here brags about me & my Snr Uk doctor aunt
51:00 <johninja> oooh it was nikkys b-day?
52:00 <johninja> damn
52:00 <Bastardly_0ne> fuck phillip seymor hoffman his drug habit was fucking selfish to his fmaily
52:00 <johninja> fuck off beehhh
52:00 <Loof> wonder if she got any dikky`
52:00 <Bastardly_0ne> hes got 3 young kids
52:00 <Bastardly_0ne> he should have known better
52:00 <Loof> yeah die beehhh
52:00 <Loof> vermen
52:00 <beehhh> syd got a new drug boozebus
52:00 <Bastardly_0ne> so in a selfish act of giving himself a high, he has rid 3 young children from a father
53:00 <doctor> the basted
53:00 <Loof> beehhh is it your goal to get bashed in every country on earth?
53:00 <johninja> maybe a father like that is worse than no father at all
54:00 <beehhh> cunts are scared of a monster
54:00 <Loof> beehhh do you get complaints from other students for smelling like stale urine?
54:00 <Liinda> monster cunts
54:00 <beehhh> not for you Liinda, brest feed me now
54:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <Liinda> >.< 
55:00 <Loof> beehhh could your wife even tell when your tiny pathetic little jellybean dick had penetrated her?
55:00 <simba> <beehhh> i been drinking hot water my fart stincks been shitting a lot - he tried the budget version of awolfs purification month
55:00 <Liinda> beehhh isnt married
55:00 <Loof> was he said
55:00 <Loof> but she left him for a paki
55:00 <Liinda> oh yeah, his ex wife
55:00 <Liinda> she was a cunt hto
55:00 <Liinda> &tho
56:00 <Liinda> hey beehhh
56:00 <Loof> everyones a cunt and beehhh is a good bloke?
56:00 <simba> how do you know?
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <beehhh> im a new born baby
56:00 <Liinda> yup everyone's a cunt
56:00 <beehhh> came out of Liinda's vagina
56:00 <Liinda> lol shut up beehhh
56:00 <simba> mirza was a terrible husband, and has erection problems
56:00 <Loof> it's everyone elses fault that beehhh is shit, i see
56:00 <beehhh> ok Liinda if u say so
56:00 <Liinda> everyone on here has their own issues
57:00 <Loof> welcome to life
57:00 <Liinda> welcome to irc
57:00 <Loof> 1 in 5 are crazy
57:00 <Loof> it's not just irc
57:00 <Liinda> where losers tease losers who love losers for being losers
57:00 <Loof> though it's cool to bash irc these days
57:00 <simba> speaking of issues did you see the cover to issue #69 of shads magazine its a cracker
57:00 <simba> hes a great bbw model
57:00 <beehhh> Loof has no life rather he likes to winch about others silly matters and not look after his own troublesome family
57:00 <Loof> wow Liinda calling everyone losers, never thought i'd see the day
58:00 <simba> dont make me put out mirza magazine
59:00 <beehhh> simba's shanty burned down yesetrday in adelaide hills after he falls sleep in his couche with a cigaratte lit on
59:00 <Loof> funny how when someone gets a job they suddenly feel they have the right to call everyone losers
59:00 <Liinda> haha im includng myself as a loser loof
59:00 <Liinda> ive never claimed to be perfect
59:00 <johninja> The sinners from the men who exiled the Indians from India, Who's times can't be measured linear, In all tribes on Earth who can't find a friendlier group of people, who shun all evil, treat all men equal, Even though we see through your wicked intentions, We gave you land to experiment with your inventions, But you strive for global lynchin', extension, But it's yourself that will become 
59:00 <johninja> extinct, You inherit this power to think and build things, The free wills of love, not hate or kill things, And when you went astray, we sent prophets to reveal things, And left scriptures behind to fulfill things, But you still wanna kill things, rob and steal things, So don't blame us when it's time to fulfill things and kill Kings
59:00 <Liinda> jinja, too many words, not enough energy
00:00 <beehhh> Liinda dont worry about these redneck i'm cooking birds nest pasta for you
00:00 <Liinda> im cutting down on carbs
00:00 <johninja> lol what?
00:00 <beehhh> dont i like ur curvy booob
00:00 <johninja> there is lots of energy in that
00:00 <johninja> RZA
01:00 <johninja> maybe he should SCREAM the same words over and over like little wayne
01:00 <Liinda> im too tired to read it all
01:00 <beehhh> i poach eggs with lime juice and chopped garlic
01:00 <Liinda> can you retype it and capitalise the important words
02:00 <johninja> nah don't bother lol
02:00 <johninja> just fucking about
02:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVeEBMJt8vs
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxy Music - Ladytron (Mar 17, 2007) 5:54 - Category: Music - 1,491,072 views - 3,472 likes (96.9%), 111 dislikes (3.1%)
02:00 <beehhh> almost seven years apart with oz
02:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q71/s720x720/1779772_809066159107990_1315229359_n.jpg 
03:00 <doctor> fear sells
04:00 <Brat> lol. 
04:00 <Brat> dont say a word in here... and get
04:00 <doctor> U R GOING TO DIE, but that's okay cause you've got insturance
04:00 <Brat> <Tiff> u must b a chic coz u act like a BITCH!
04:00 <Brat> <Brat> whats your point?
04:00 <doctor> how does a bitch act?
05:00 <Brat> no fucking idea lol
05:00 <Liinda> it woofs and wags its tail
05:00 <Brat> but apparently i am one so.
06:00 <Liinda> She's not a bitch, she's a brat ffs
06:00 <simba> <beehhh> almost seven years apart with oz - Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
06:00 <Brat> LOL
06:00 <Brat> thats exactly right Liinda
06:00 <Liinda> =D
07:00 <Brat> so cold :(
07:00 <Liinda> so glad its cold, this heat has been ridiculous
08:00 <Brat> i like the heat
10:00 <Liinda> i dont mind it eaither, but a cool change in between is nice. i want to sleep properly once a week at least
10:00 <johninja> just don't give me no humidity
11:00 <Liinda> yeah humidity sux, altho melb heat is dry
11:00 <johninja> IAN Thorpe is in rehab after police found him disorientated in a car near his parents' home around 3am Monday morning. His admission follows his release from hospital last Friday.
11:00 <johninja> oh i thought you were a perhtian
11:00 <johninja> *perthian
12:00 <Serenity> I WANNA ROCK *ROCK*
12:00 <johninja> pretty dry heat here too most times
15:00 <faux> Morning 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so, Saemon is still being a fuckwit I see
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello
15:00 <Bastardly_One> morning, etc
15:00 <doctor> Worst thing you could do as a celebrity is to disclose you have a drinking 'problem'
15:00 <johninja> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2014/02/03/1226816/827730-20326972-8c88-11e3-836d-02ea2adb9f0a.jpg
15:00 <johninja> what is the guy in the reflection doing?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> old news :P
16:00 <doctor> Now every one expects him to quit and never drink again
16:00 <faux> Is simby around I have to show him something 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they're repeating though ...
16:00 <simba> hi fork
16:00 <Bastardly_One> they had that as news on Sunday
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seriou
16:00 <Bastardly_One> s
16:00 <johninja> yeah but they denied it mate
16:00 <doctor> yeah well some of us are late to the party
16:00 <johninja> how could it be news sunday if it happened monday?
16:00 <johninja> some kind of time warp?
16:00 <doctor> i like to take my time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know *lol*
17:00 <faux> Simby get on skype I have pics to send you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but he was going into rehab on Sun
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to someone on here about it
17:00 <simba> KOOL
17:00 <johninja> yeah but apparently they denied it
17:00 <johninja> he was realeased from hospital on friday it seems
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sooner he comes to terms with being gay
17:00 <johninja> and then the cops picked him up monday
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the happier he'll be
19:00 <Bastardly_One> depression is a strange thing though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you can be in the middle of the spiral and totally aware of it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and unable to do shit
20:00 <johninja> yeah he needs to get a better drug habbit
20:00 <johninja> alcohol is ok
20:00 <johninja> but it won't fix anything
20:00 <johninja> needs to get on the smack and coke
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he was on coke once
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was a "rumour"
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but that happens to hundreds of normal people daily
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one cares less
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *sings* all 'round the world ... girls will be girls
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the same old, same old situation, it's the same old, same old ball and chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
23:00 <johninja> this is me right now http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/02/03/1226816/960297-c6264bf0-8ca1-11e3-8dff-f6af7c30323d.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> have I shown you he-man sings mercyful fate yet?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so stupid ... still amuses me
24:00 <Liinda> oh, i came back in here to say goodnight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, hi and night
24:00 <johninja> nn Liinda
24:00 <Liinda> hi and bye Bastardly_One x
25:00 <johninja> i like they 'whats going on' he-man 
25:00 <Liinda> nights jinja x
25:00 <Liinda> nght couleurs x
25:00 <[pythonX]> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... stupid
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLh62htgbW8
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: He-Man sings Mercyful Fate (Jun 28, 2013) 1:51 - Category: Comedy - 78,856 views - 1,054 likes (96.8%), 35 dislikes (3.2%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up shads
25:00 <[pythonX]> got weed bro
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it
26:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do have weed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> do you have a magazine cover?
26:00 <Liinda> hi and bye shads
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes you do
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
26:00 <Brat> Liinda she's still fucking going
26:00 <Liinda> who is
26:00 <Brat> Tiff
26:00 <Liinda> whos tiff
26:00 <Bastardly_One> why does this he-man amuse me so much?
26:00 <Brat> the one who called me a bitch before lmao
27:00 <Liinda> ahhhh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> probably because I'm a King Diamond fan
27:00 <Brat> apparently i have itty bitty titties
27:00 <Brat> xD
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude singing in Mercyful Fate
27:00 <Liinda> bitches be cray cray
27:00 <Brat> bitches be jealous
27:00 <Bastardly_One> is Tiff on FL?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and is she in Syd?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a Domme?
27:00 <Brat> idfk y
27:00 <Liinda> and has a penis?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's the one I know
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda got it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nailed it even
28:00 <Brat> uhuh
28:00 <johninja> who is couleurs?
28:00 <Brat> and?
28:00 <Liinda> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd do shit like that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for the troll factor
29:00 <Liinda> Trolls aren't creative anymore
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if having a bitchy night and the hrt pills were playing havoc
29:00 <Brat> pretty pathetic effort
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's on FL the trolling
29:00 <Brat> no here
29:00 <Brat> i been playing fuck or pass on FL lmao
29:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever she is then
29:00 <couleurs> i'm couleurs i'm your competition bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
30:00 <johninja> i see
30:00 <johninja> are we going to compete for Liindas affection?
30:00 <couleurs> idk do you wanna... i'm a bit sleepy
31:00 <johninja> she is one of the few chicks here i would actually fight someone irl for
31:00 <Liinda> compete for my affection?
31:00 <johninja> hmm ok
31:00 <johninja> we'll do it tommorow or something then
31:00 <couleurs> :o
31:00 <couleurs> ok
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how one sided was the superbowl?
32:00 <johninja> yuh
32:00 <johninja> it was a whupping
32:00 <Brat> my kid is the devils spawn
32:00 <Brat> i fucking swear
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it'd be cuthroat and the Seahawks would won it be 3 or so
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but nooooooooooooooooooooo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me think it's rigged
32:00 <Bastardly_One> after what my team did last year too
32:00 <johninja> you wouldn't make it so obvious
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Ravens shouldn't of got there last year
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention win
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just two years in a row
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shit happens
33:00 <Bastardly_One> makes ya wonder
34:00 <Bastardly_One> should of been tighter than the proverbial fishes backside
34:00 <johninja> i dunno, the seahawks shut down brees and kapernick too
34:00 <johninja> not like it came out of the blue
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fair
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I dunno
34:00 <johninja> the broncos really choked so bad though
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't just choke like that
35:00 <johninja> they were almost shitter than the seahwaks were good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... that made me wonder
35:00 <johninja> yeh it was really bad, i can see why you would
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I wanted Seattle to win
36:00 <Bastardly_One> got a soft spot for them ... kind of a second hometown
36:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to living around the area for a while
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but ...
36:00 <Bastardly_One> certain shit seemed
36:00 <Bastardly_One> questionable from the broncos?
36:00 <johninja> one of those games i would have been happy whoever won
36:00 <johninja> but thought the game would be more entertaining
36:00 <johninja> it was pretty much over at halftime
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, it'll shut up the entire state of Colorado now
37:00 <Bastardly_One> take it from me :P
37:00 <johninja> haha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I know about 5 of them
37:00 <johninja> at least they have their legal weed to seek solace in
37:00 <Liinda> i swear i have ADD sometimes. i forgot i was here. goodnight +P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that state has no idea it's social experiment
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I believe so many shootings and shit happen there too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that have been questionable and possible black flags
38:00 <johninja> hmm
38:00 <johninja> you have a paranoid mind lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon they're being used as socal experiments
38:00 <johninja> maybe man
39:00 <johninja> washington has it too
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if it works there ... it'll be used elsewhere
39:00 <johninja> i think 5 states
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yea, washington state
39:00 <Bastardly_One> know why?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go to seattle and tecoma one day
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stoner central
40:00 <Bastardly_One> reminded me a fair bit of Victoria
40:00 <Bastardly_One> washington state
40:00 <johninja> yeah man 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Seattle and Melbourne have similarities
40:00 <johninja> northern cali and up that way
40:00 <johninja> tonnes of stoners
41:00 <doctor> california dreaming
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just worked out why I liked Washington State so much though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a lot like Victoria in my eyes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I think about certain places n shit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so, there ya go
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shit game
42:00 <Bastardly_One> makes ya wonder
42:00 <Bastardly_One> net subject
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *next
42:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: California Dreamin - Mamas and The Papas (Aug 2, 2010) 2:36 - Category: Music - 18,803,714 views - 60,927 likes (99.1%), 525 dislikes (0.9%)
42:00 <doctor> please go on Bastardly_0ne
42:00 <doctor> I'd like to know more about Washington
43:00 <johninja> I imagine people confuse it with DC a lot
44:00 <milk> what does the DC in Washington DC stand for anyway?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Dumb Cunts
44:00 <doctor> Is that the place where the terrorists, communists, and aliens attacked?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Not much to say about Washington State except it's beautiful
45:00 <johninja> district of colombia
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just nice country
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does ... what john said
45:00 <Bastardly_One> columbia though
45:00 <johninja> lol yeh
45:00 <johninja> that
46:00 <milk> so that's where they hide all the coke
46:00 <johninja> yes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> huhuhu
46:00 <johninja> its something to do with a greek god
46:00 <johninja> i forget more than most learn
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yah that statue
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm
48:00 <[pythonX]> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know but you're right
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on that arch thing ... the Greek God you're on about
49:00 <johninja> yeah i might have a read about it again
49:00 <[pythonX]> `seen the_baron
49:00 <prowl> [pythonX], I found 6 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: ODJ, The_Baron, LoShaunda, The_Baroness, Baron_Bong. ODJ ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 12 hours 31 minutes ago (03.02. 10:17) stating "Quit: " after spending 14 minutes there.
50:00 <[pythonX]> `seen prowl
50:00 <prowl> [pythonX], if you can't see prowl here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shads, go choke on a sandwich or something
50:00 <johninja> oooh it also goes back to colombus
50:00 <johninja> christopher
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hi again Loof
50:00 <johninja> cool
50:00 <Zade> did you go to Oregon Bastardly_0ne?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, of course ... DUH
50:00 <[pythonX]> loof got some buds
50:00 <Bastardly_One> get the nick right :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Bastardly_0ne is Saemon being a dick
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I wish Zade ... woman of my dreams lives there
51:00 <Loof> always got bud
51:00 <Zade> i was in portland for around 9 months 
51:00 <Loof> i pace myself
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm told I'd love Portland and would fit right in
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the new Seattle apparently
51:00 <Zade> a little bit less rain than seattle
52:00 <Loof> my brother went to high school there
52:00 <Loof> my mothers relos are there
52:00 <Loof> nice place
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be hard to have less rain than Seattle ... I liked it :P
52:00 <Serenity> :o
52:00 <Serenity> hello brat my sweet
52:00 <EIement> http://i.imgur.com/7fpqWhT.jpg
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Discobolus is a sweet nick ... the person behind is probably a twat
52:00 <Loof> is ratatouille any good, looking for eggplant recipes
53:00 <Loof> ?
53:00 <Loof> is it possible to connect to two different servers on mirc?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <Serenity> just open a new server window
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ./server in the status windo
54:00 <Bastardly_One> w
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or what Serenity said
54:00 <[pythonX]> im on 4 now
54:00 <Maurice> It's not a bad movie
54:00 <[pythonX]> everyday
54:00 <Serenity> its actually /server -m [address]
54:00 <Serenity> or you will connect to a new one in your recent one
54:00 <Maurice> Like that..
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... My bad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
55:00 <Serenity> [8:53pm] <Loof> is it possible to connect to two different servers on mirc?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I liked the movie Maurice
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <@Serenity> just open a new server window
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <Bastardly_One> ./server in the status windo
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <Bastardly_One> w
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <Bastardly_One> or what Serenity said
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <[pythonX]> im on 4 now
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <@Maurice> It's not a bad movie
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <@Serenity> its actually /server -m [address]
55:00 <Serenity> [8:54pm] <[pythonX]> everyday
55:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
55:00 <Serenity> fuck that thing is shit
55:00 <Maurice> Naughty
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Maurice> Did you nap today, Serenity?
55:00 <Maurice> Coz I sure as fuck did
56:00 <Serenity> i did for a little while
56:00 <Serenity> it was glorious
56:00 <[pythonX]> up urz
56:00 <johninja> nice
56:00 <[pythonX]> lol
56:00 <Serenity> but i had a massive coffee for breakfast and found it hard to sleep
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Maurice> I was out of school before the siren went
56:00 <johninja> i couldn't work out if fluffs meants fart or the porno fluffer thing
56:00 <[pythonX]> :P
56:00 <Serenity> it meant fart
56:00 <[pythonX]> cuppa brb
56:00 <Serenity> and it smelled
56:00 <Serenity> bad
56:00 <johninja> haha 
56:00 <johninja> yeah man...i found out girls really do fart
56:00 <johninja> thanks jess
57:00 <Serenity> i know i so
57:00 <Serenity> i know i do
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ thanks Jess
57:00 <johninja> just never heard my mum let one rip
57:00 <[pythonX]> SICKNING CREATURES = FANNY FART
57:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ... My mother farts more than she speaks I think
57:00 <Serenity> calm down mate
57:00 <johninja> shads is broken
57:00 <johninja> broken chatter
58:00 <[pythonX]> grow up fuckwit
58:00 <[pythonX]> brb
58:00 <doctor> do girls have insides?
58:00 <Serenity> you grow up you mungbean
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ him telling someone to grow up
58:00 <Loof> my penis says yes doctor
58:00 <Loof> but my brain says no
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Loof
58:00 <Serenity> women are insideless shells of humans filled with ice and chocolate
59:00 <Loof> and period blood
59:00 <doctor> thought so
59:00 <Maurice> Cam has never heard me
59:00 <johninja> well he is quite grown.more in a horizontal direction though
59:00 <Maurice> Because I don't do that sort of thing
59:00 <johninja> yeh Maurice is a lady
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