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01:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking centrelink cunts
02:00 <Bastardly_One> went to get an advance before midnight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> service is down
02:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooo ... fees on Fri ... classes on Mon it is
04:00 <ZeroDistance> oh my GOSH man american girl voice totally a turn on
04:00 <ZeroDistance> making me play shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I got distracted big time on GTA O the other day
05:00 <Bastardly_One> full on war between another player and I
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then she got on mic and says, "you suck"
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... wtf?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> before I could recover she'd fucked off
06:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
06:00 <ZeroDistance> that's brilliant
06:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen her again but that bitch needs to meet me in a helicopter
07:00 <Bastardly_One> chasing her while she tries driving away
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I set my aim and blow that bitch up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what she needs
07:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahaha
07:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you like to ride the silver rocket little girly?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> take this one ... right up the arse!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOM!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite troll is ... when dissed on mic ... "is there a suckingdaddyscock online? I swear that's who is talking"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> atm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to annoy
09:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I should go grief some now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> except the aussie kids aren't as fun to troll
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they just laugh it off and get ya back
10:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah we know how to roll
12:00 <ZeroDistance> woa blood diamond is on
13:00 <ZeroDistance> looks so good in HD
13:00 <ZeroDistance> never seen it so clear
15:00 <simba> karate hero HD
15:00 <ZeroDistance> u r my hero
15:00 <ZeroDistance> hero of the day
17:00 <couleurs> the wolf of africa st
20:00 <couleurs> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
22:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn israelli army
22:00 <ZeroDistance> on four corners
22:00 <ZeroDistance> firing tear gas at kids goin to school
22:00 <simba> ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
24:00 <couleurs> ✈__✈ █ █ 
24:00 <couleurs> neva 4 get
24:00 <simba> Q33NY
27:00 <ZeroDistance> simba
27:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/9447_674483695948501_1276660028_n.jpg
27:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
27:00 <ZeroDistance> when tf is valentines day? http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-worst-couples-on-valentine-s-day-thrillist-nation
28:00 <simba> Thanks
28:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/gallery/ekHNQvB
29:00 <ZeroDistance> my mum commented on that 'Mm George Peppard' LOL 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> O_O
30:00 <simba> ✈__✈ █ █ 
30:00 <simba> imagine if everyones cool with 911 in the future and u can use innuendo like 'id like to slam my plane into her building'
30:00 <couleurs> where's faux i need 2 ask her if she got her glasses yet cos i haven't was i scammed online help
30:00 <faux> I got mine two days ago
30:00 <faux> They're brill
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they good?
31:00 <faux> Good quality 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
31:00 <couleurs> syd > syd
31:00 <faux> I can't believe how cheap they were
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been waiting for a report
31:00 <simba> faux is alive hi faux
31:00 <couleurs> maybe i will get mine tomorrow...
31:00 <faux> They took about 2 weeks couleurs including AUs day public holiday
31:00 <ZeroDistance> oh two days
31:00 <faux> Omg simby hi misd u
31:00 <ZeroDistance> i needa valentine
31:00 <ZeroDistance> some dude be my valentine
32:00 <ZeroDistance> ima ask b1
32:00 <faux> .
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no
32:00 <couleurs> the ones for $98?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> dang
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're ugly
32:00 <faux> Yeah
32:00 <ZeroDistance> :(
32:00 <faux> 98 2 pairs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I like blokes like faux
32:00 <couleurs> damn...
32:00 <ZeroDistance> word
32:00 <couleurs> maybe next week then
32:00 <couleurs> fukc
32:00 <ZeroDistance> shes more snuggly than me :(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh faux
32:00 <faux> Oh
32:00 <faux> Yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ZeroDistance was gonna stomp on our village before
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what a cunt
33:00 <faux> Who is zd and what is our village
33:00 <Bastardly_One> smurf village
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's Panadols
33:00 <Bastardly_One> pandas
33:00 <faux> ew
33:00 <faux> anyway
33:00 <faux> I just watched the notebook
33:00 <faux> And cried all over agaib
33:00 <Bastardly_One> only just?
33:00 <faux> Nah
33:00 <simba> hahaha Panadols
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say
34:00 <faux> Obv seen it before
34:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, Liinda calls him that ... I liked it
34:00 <faux> Ryan gosling isn't as hot as people say
34:00 <faux> He has a gay voice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on your age group IMO
34:00 <couleurs> never seen it b4 i'll put it on my list... should be a good movie about a laptop??
34:00 <faux> I watched another movie with him in it the other night 
34:00 <faux> Gangsta squad I think 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more for the ladies in their late 20s - 30s IMO
34:00 <faux> He sounded so gay
34:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that a shit movie
35:00 <Bastardly_One> gangsta squad I mean
35:00 <faux> Idk I didn't finish ir
35:00 <Bastardly_One> missed nothing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> total shite
35:00 <faux> Oh ok
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you saw the start right?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> bad enough didn't ya think?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't improve
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <faux> Idk I wasn't paying too much ATTN tbh
36:00 <faux> I juatkept glancing up and cringing at his voice 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never noticed that much
36:00 <Bastardly_One> will have to pay attention next time I see him in something now
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hey you know when you start a uni course or whatever
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and you get a timetable for the year
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's clear as mud
38:00 <Bastardly_One> do you get a "personalised" one when ya pay ya fees?
38:00 <faux> Yeah?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> gosh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like with actual fucking subjects on it?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <faux> You get a unit outline
38:00 <Saeba> pay your fees?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> these israeli soldiers putting food on top of a childs head and getting the guard dog to come and eat it off his head
38:00 <faux> At the start of each unit
38:00 <Saeba> dont u go through hecs?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, streams tell me shit
38:00 <ZeroDistance> and putting food on the kids genitals and making the dog eat it
38:00 <faux> Are you studying at tafe
38:00 <faux> Or uni
38:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn twisted cunts
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Stream 1 - 6 doesn't tell me the actual subjects
38:00 <Bastardly_One> poofs
38:00 <ZeroDistance> death to israel
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the T word
39:00 <faux> What?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> A
39:00 <Bastardly_One> F
39:00 <Bastardly_One> E
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
39:00 <faux> Ok
39:00 <Saeba> ZeroDistance wtf
39:00 <faux> Well I'm not at tafe
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know but timetables are timetables
39:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what the units are
39:00 <Saeba> errr no its not
39:00 <Saeba> lol
39:00 <faux> When I was though I received each module separatelt
39:00 <Saeba> tafe is a world of difference from uni
39:00 <faux> Well no its not the same at all
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd like a more comprhensive timetable
39:00 <faux> No shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock
40:00 <Saeba> look at it this way Bastardly_One
40:00 <faux> Tafe is really different 
40:00 <faux> I hated it
40:00 <xm> what is a bit overwhelming about TAFE if you're coming from uni is that they slap on something like 10 subjects per sem
40:00 <Bastardly_One> totally faux
40:00 <Saeba> tafe is for dumbasses. university is elite.
40:00 <xm> at uni it's like 3-4
40:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed there xm
40:00 <faux> Shut up saeba
40:00 <faux> Do something with your life then judge 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> last time I did TAFE after uni was like ... whoooooooooooooooooooooooooah!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean I actually have to attend classes?
41:00 <Saeba> im not judging anything
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not just show up twice a year?
41:00 <Saeba> im just pointing out the general consensus
41:00 <Saeba> that society has
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're actually wrong
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just more ... what's a good word
41:00 <xm> there are some TAFE courses more challenging than uni ones
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not the povo version
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but ummmm ... xm and faux
41:00 <faux> I really disliked tafe
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what word am I looking for
41:00 <faux> The module material was shit
41:00 <faux> Written by some asian
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to describe tafe education
42:00 <faux> There was no structure 
42:00 <xm> practical?
42:00 <Saeba> enough about all this talk about education fuck 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah practical
42:00 <faux> So many mistakes no due dates
42:00 <xm> there are fewer BS courses in TAFE
42:00 <Bastardly_One> tafe is more practical
42:00 <Bastardly_One> less fucking around
42:00 <Saeba> i dropped outta highschool
42:00 <xm> uni is full of so many pathetic courses that shouldnt exist
42:00 <Saeba> if i cared about education i would have stayed
42:00 <faux> We can tell
42:00 <Saeba> so lets talk about somethin else plz
42:00 <Bastardly_One> can always go back wheels
42:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad
42:00 <xm> LOL
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna go on about it now
42:00 <faux> Lol wheels
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah TAFE
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking sucks
43:00 <Saeba> <xm> uni is full of so many pathetic courses that shouldnt exist
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... gives me something to do
43:00 <Saeba> lol like what
43:00 <Saeba> bachelor of music
43:00 <faux> Why did you choose tafe fmi
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like philosphy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a waste of 3 yrs at uni
43:00 <Saeba> batchelor of arts
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what it was part of
43:00 <xm> most of the humanities for starters
43:00 <faux> Oi
43:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, wanted something quick
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and cheap
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and still come to the conclusion I wanted
44:00 <Pieter> 20 secs to priknt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like get into quick I mean
44:00 <Saeba> only thing worth it to do at uni, is a degree in the health and science areas
44:00 <xm> anyway plenty of TAFE grads that did OH&S, drafting etc end up with better and higher paid jobs than a lot of those uni grads that end up working as resentful and bitter public servants
44:00 <Bastardly_One> only decided I was going back to school at the second week of Jan
45:00 <Pieter> 1a ask ofc the receptikon to print it ou
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh potato ... where's that Piet song/mix?
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> SUP NEROS
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of cute
45:00 <Serenity> youve already showed your fake piss test
45:00 <Serenity> no one cares.
45:00 <Pieter> tinypic it
45:00 <Serenity> you are clearly off guts right now
45:00 <Serenity> stop denying it
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <potato> piet's drug test involves taking a shit in a toilet and posting it on facebook
45:00 <megamanga> WE'RE ALL JEALEOUS!
45:00 <potato> he calls it "the black snake"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the piss test ... like he had to prove a point to me
45:00 <Pieter> And fck up ya lame 12 mthz of bullshit
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> cuppa imo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how old was it?
46:00 <CannibalClown> when you sit there and tell us we're all idiots and yet you cannot even put together a simple sentence without adding 600 incorrect characters
46:00 <Serenity> UR JIST JEELUS OV ME MAEGAMUNGO
46:00 <Pieter> Ohb scanned in
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking old
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> TROUSER SNAKE
46:00 <CannibalClown> just
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> LOLOLOL
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Pieter> I fucked ya yeAr+ of drug usaGe insults
46:00 <Pieter> With 2 min 
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> just made an anthem imo
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> r ul
46:00 <Serenity> ih bou hyu
47:00 <Deamon_Slayer> brb
47:00 <Deamon_Slayer> oldno7
47:00 <Deamon_Slayer> :))))))))))))))
47:00 <Pieter> Ya got nothing... always told yA yoou only know what i tell you... 
47:00 <Deamon_Slayer> bbiab
48:00 <Pieter> Lil man moves foe
48:00 <Pieter> Rforward
48:00 <simba> no Pieter we are so far past that
48:00 <Pieter> Come to irc andx watch the crikes
48:00 <Serenity> look at yourself
48:00 <stebie> crikey
48:00 <Serenity> ugh
48:00 <simba> its cute how he pretends hes playing everyone still, i guess hes one of those proud types
48:00 <Serenity> you may have an argument if you could type in a straight line
48:00 <Pieter> Simba: obviously not when mentikoned secondxs ago
48:00 <megamanga> you love that k key
49:00 <simba> Pieter: can i call you up when im in melbourne and need some speed?
49:00 <stebie> kkk
49:00 <simba> i know youre good for it
49:00 <Pieter> But yheh past that cos i got nothin
49:00 <megamanga> kkk lah
49:00 <Pieter> Sure
49:00 <Serenity> U ON WUIT EY WIONTB U TOO NO SYMBTRA
49:00 <stebie> can't fuckin' understand ya Serenity
49:00 <Pieter> Ill give you draino tho
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... even I couldn't translate that Serenity
49:00 <Pieter> Wahhwaahhhwahh
49:00 <simba> why
49:00 <Serenity> buillshop speekung prefect engloosh
50:00 <Pieter> Wahhhh
50:00 <Pieter> I got nothing
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I got it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> had to read it again
50:00 <Pieter> Im angry and fat
50:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Pieter> I cant stAnd it when people live life Nd my deprssion makez me sook on chat services
51:00 <Pieter> Without cam or voice
51:00 <Serenity> FURIOZ CUXZ UR JELOZ
51:00 <ZeroDistance> let's all share our feelings, im horny
51:00 <ZeroDistance> next
51:00 <ZeroDistance> ;D
51:00 <Pieter> damn you world
51:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
52:00 <Serenity> well i dont know about you ZeroDistance but im hangin' for me nect hit m8
52:00 <Pieter> Hey if i waS a fat pogA trying to push mah opinions on others only to get npowhere
52:00 <Pieter> I be fat and depressed
52:00 <CannibalClown> :}
52:00 <Pieter> Ignoe
52:00 <Pieter> Re my kids
53:00 <Serenity> my kids are pinging on the roof atm
53:00 <Pieter> FUCK OFF YA rfodents my pprozak aint working
53:00 <megamanga> are they on meth too?
53:00 <Serenity> but of crack for dinner
53:00 <megamanga> or the dreaded marijuanas?
53:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> you really are one massive passive aggressive junkie arent ya piet
53:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> you must have a shitload of hate inside
53:00 <Serenity> wacking of marijuanas at kindy mega
53:00 <Vol`jin> he is a sith
53:00 <Serenity> in tha dunnies
53:00 <megamanga> i think i want a lancia stratos next
53:00 <Vol`jin> they thrive on hate
53:00 <Pieter> Or on the dreaded car that ik brag aboujt but cantg get running
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the second best packaged garlic bread I've ever had incidently
54:00 <Pieter> Anyway thrilling... time to end ujp sittikng in steaamrr
54:00 <Pieter> Oom
54:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll buy this cheap shit again
54:00 <Pieter> Bbl lamens:,
54:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> yum
54:00 <Vol`jin> are they woolies garlic bread?
54:00 <Vol`jin> packet of 2 for $1.99
54:00 <stebie> we should host a webchat to kids, years 6-12, an hour of Pieter's ramblings and they'll never touch drugs.
54:00 <Serenity> i dunno what brand garlic bread i buy
54:00 <Serenity> but its yum
54:00 <stebie> never.
54:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> whenever i get garlic bread with pizza... i always end up liking the garlic bread more
55:00 <Serenity> hahaha stebie
55:00 <Serenity> it should be part of every school program for pre teens
55:00 <Vol`jin> u can make your own garlic bread
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, some only at Coles brand
55:00 <Vol`jin> they sell those garlic butter
55:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> imagine Pieter on a show Are you smarter than a fifth grader
55:00 <Bastardly_One> covered in When in Rome ... etc
55:00 <Vol`jin> just spread them on toast and voila
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can't actually see a brand as such
55:00 <Pieter> Stebie: or be the tall goofy faT fuck holding back from the world
55:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhh
55:00 <Serenity> family fued
55:00 <ZeroDistance> WHAT'S CRACKING DUDES KEANU IN THE HOUSE
55:00 <Pieter> Treat mah woman llike shit
56:00 <Serenity> stebie you arent junky thin you fat cunt
56:00 <potato> [12:55:28 AM] pieter's mate: well i have all my teeth and didnt smell like sun dried fish and rotting BO and stale beer and piss
56:00 <potato> rofl
56:00 <stebie> lol, treat your woman?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie was really interested in that pic he showed by the way
56:00 <[Maverick]> oOoOoo
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... that might be a good start :)
56:00 <stebie> Serenity, i must hit the drugs, stat!
56:00 <Pieter> Work mah ass off make me money but have never smiled a day in my life
56:00 <Pieter> Oh
56:00 <Serenity> get on ir stebie
56:00 <Maurice> I scared my kids off drugs by showing them pics of Pieter and krokodil
56:00 <Maurice> Scarily alike
56:00 <Pieter> An choosing irc over famil
56:00 <Serenity> you too can have that junky sheen in only 7 nights of no sleep
57:00 <megamanga> maybei  dont want a lancia kit car, its too small
57:00 <Pieter> Fuckin catherikne surely fucked your need to live 
57:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
57:00 <[Maverick]> Junky sheen 
57:00 <Pieter> Anyway enjoy
58:00 <Pieter> Ya kidz keep maKing me money k
58:00 <Serenity> you said that an hour ago
58:00 <Serenity> fuck off
58:00 <stebie> yep, i'll enjoy my life without you in it
58:00 <stebie> k
58:00 <Pieter> Thanks maH lil bitch mules
58:00 <Maurice> YA MAH
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> are you referring to your centrelink payments?
58:00 <stebie> :D
58:00 <Serenity> fucking love you stebie
59:00 <Serenity> all i want for christmas is some new mef teef
59:00 <Pieter> Hrm... when bec fucks yha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, got something random for you ... I reckon it's Aulds ...
59:00 <Maurice> And lower pants
59:00 <Pieter> Olff
59:00 <Pieter> Im gonn watch you break
59:00 <stebie> bloop bloop bloop, bloop?
59:00 <Vol`jin> wtf is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleZu0fXDmA
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AustNet IRC Nikky` (Aug 5, 2009) - Category: Comedy - 1,012 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Pieter> Humpty had the saMe issue... no fikxezs 
59:00 <Pieter> For broken 
59:00 <Pieter> Gone
00:00 <stebie> Pieter, not sure if you're realised (in your fragile state, i doubt it), but no-one knows what you're saying
00:00 <ZeroDistance> FUCK ME
00:00 <ZeroDistance> team fulla fuckin morons i swear
00:00 <ZeroDistance> never been in a worse game.
00:00 <Pieter> You know what Im sAying
00:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck up bitch
00:00 <potato> pieter's methadone hits
00:00 <megamanga> fail at life etc etc. we know
00:00 <Maurice> Nobody else does though
00:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:00 <Pieter> Wanr my piss test from FRI
01:00 <Serenity> you are FUCKED pieter stop trying to say you dont do drugs
01:00 <Serenity> you JUST posted a picture of your drugs you dickhead
01:00 <Maurice> i dont do drugs - Pieter 2013
01:00 <Pieter> Make y lookm like a dumb bittch likke serenikty,,
01:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <potato> the junkie's damning accusation
01:00 <Serenity> cant type one line without looking like a drunk toddler
01:00 <Serenity> but hes not on drugs
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <ZeroDistance> pieter where can i get what ur on
01:00 <ZeroDistance> only i wont waste it on irc
01:00 <Pieter> It must breaK yhas to knoow ya my jokes
02:00 <ZeroDistance> ill get fkn high trip on onna lawn
02:00 <stebie> ditto.
02:00 <Serenity> lollll
02:00 <stebie> no, really, ditto.
02:00 <Serenity> stebie is on fiya
02:00 <Maurice> I think drunk toddlers conduct themselves better
02:00 <stebie> i'm glad i'm not Pieter's twin... then it'd be all like, #twinning. :<
02:00 <Maurice> LOL
03:00 <stebie> one thing to be thankful for, i guess
03:00 <Pieter> The printout wAs done and ya potheads are furious all the shit ya spilllef out hours weeksz in total over a year sayingv someone is thbis n thaT
03:00 <Maurice> What
03:00 <Maurice> You're typing like that, and we're the pot heads?
03:00 <stebie> haha
03:00 <Pieter> Total of3 min to break your !2 'mths of shit talk
04:00 <megamanga> this hurts my brain
04:00 <Pieter> Ya wAsteed alll thaT time
04:00 <Maurice> WHAT
04:00 <stebie> Pieter's irc client has given up on spell checks
04:00 <Maurice> Why is there so many random caps
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-sunrise
04:00 <Serenity> typo overload
04:00 <Pieter> Got wberee aftger a year?
04:00 <[Maverick]> his brain did that ages ago 
04:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen mavy
04:00 <Serenity> pieter stop calling us pot heads
04:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, mavy? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember mavy.
04:00 <Serenity> seriously theres like 2 people here who smoke pot
04:00 <Serenity> and none of them are speaking right now
04:00 <megamanga> lolll
04:00 <Pieter> Im using A smalll xbmc bluetooth rwmote keyboard on this kiosk software
05:00 <megamanga> i like how i get called a pot smoker
05:00 <Pieter> Itz hard to push buttons instead of tap
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just walked off for a min
05:00 <Pieter> Omg pot smpker
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but you're all pot heads?
05:00 <Pieter> How can yoou
05:00 <megamanga> yeah
05:00 <stebie> Maurice, he's as proficient at typing as Michael J Fox, but Michael J Fox at least has a legit reason.
05:00 <Pieter> Omg
05:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen pietsababe
05:00 <megamanga> i smoke tyres not cones
05:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, PietSAbabe ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 13 hours ago (09.02. 11:05) stating "EOF from client" after spending 1 hour 23 minutes there.
06:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lolololol
06:00 <Serenity> mm smoked tyres
06:00 <Maurice> Lol
06:00 <Serenity> i think he accused me of having a broken down car? so i guess i dont smoke tyres either..
06:00 <Pieter> Stebi: given in like a person ready foor sujicidxe
06:00 <megamanga> what
06:00 <stebie> i'm ready to suicide?
06:00 <megamanga> i'd give up on you too
06:00 <stebie> cool, thanks for letting me know
06:00 <Serenity> lol stebie
06:00 <megamanga> you're too patient stebie
06:00 <stebie> i'll put it in my diary
06:00 <Serenity> can i have your things?
06:00 <Pieter> Look at who ya plAYin g yhour gme of commons with
07:00 <Maurice> I am so embarrassed for him right now
07:00 <Deamon_Slayer> off ya cunt
07:00 <Pieter> Fuck yaa gone downhill...
07:00 <stebie> note to self: suicide, wednesday 12 feb
07:00 <Serenity> LOL
07:00 <megamanga> wed isnt good for me
07:00 <Pieter> Embaarrassed for me
07:00 <megamanga> can you make it thurs
07:00 <Pieter> For 
07:00 <stebie> megamanga, hmm, k.
07:00 <Maurice> I'm staying in a hotel that day, I'm afraid I can't join you, stebie
07:00 <Serenity> not for you
07:00 <Serenity> embarrassed for stebie
07:00 <stebie> note to self: suicide, rescheduled, wednesday 19 feb
07:00 <megamanga> haha
07:00 <Pieter> Y group attack with peolple yhou
07:00 <Pieter> Know ikn person
08:00 <megamanga> coffee time
08:00 <Serenity> IM NOT ON DRUGS *post photo of bin over flowing with fits*
08:00 <Maurice> If my brother was on IRC and acting like this, I'd ban him within the first 2 minutes
08:00 <stebie> Pieter, because i look at them, then i look at you (and lol hard) and then think.... they can't be half bad.....
08:00 <Serenity> by ban do you mean drown irl?
08:00 <Pieter> Its embarrassing watchbingpeople having me in their heaDs so much im thought about in dreams
08:00 <Maurice> Yes
08:00 <Pieter> Enjoy
09:00 <Serenity> i cant cope
09:00 <Maurice> Naww
09:00 <stebie> watch bing people
09:00 <Serenity> with that shit anymore
09:00 <stebie> that's so racist
09:00 <Maurice> Btw, whos dreaming of him?
09:00 <Maurice> Coz I know when I dream, it's usually about murder or sex
09:00 <Maurice> Or sexy murder
09:00 <Maurice> And he's not in it
09:00 <stebie> murderous sex
10:00 <[Maverick]> ;p;
10:00 <[Maverick]> lol
11:00 <simba> that was one huge rant
11:00 <ZeroDistance> nobody is chatting on the mic this shits me
11:00 <simba> someone go to the promenade and ask for pieter
11:00 <ZeroDistance> simba get the louisville slugger
11:00 <ZeroDistance> we're goin' a head bashin!
11:00 <stebie> i should've asked him if he'd agree to a suicide pact
11:00 <stebie> bugger
12:00 <Serenity> i cant believe hes still denying the drugs..
12:00 <Serenity> wtf
12:00 <Maurice> So I bashed his head in, with my louisville slugger
12:00 <megamanga> we have the photos
12:00 <megamanga> what an idiot
12:00 <Serenity> hahah
12:00 <Maurice> He also said he's not diabetic
12:00 <megamanga> even says its a samsung 10.1
12:00 <Serenity> i quite often have bags of powder hanging around
12:00 <Maurice> Same, but mines anthrax
12:00 <megamanga> i have that powdered glue shit
12:00 <Maurice> For those special holidays
12:00 <megamanga> for models
13:00 <Serenity> acrylic?
13:00 <megamanga> yeah
13:00 <Serenity> ah yeah
13:00 <megamanga> i tried superglue but it goes white
13:00 <Serenity> im gonna put some splenda in a bag
13:00 <Serenity> n take photos
13:00 <megamanga> LOL
15:00 <potato> [07/04/13 00:24] <Pieter> its simple, people in society dont like shit talkers, trouble makers
16:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lolol
17:00 <Deamon_Slayer> hahaha
17:00 <Deamon_Slayer> derro
18:00 <potato> the bubbler
18:00 <Deamon_Slayer> bath n bubbles
18:00 <Serenity> yeah we're all so jealous of him
18:00 <Deamon_Slayer> bubble bath xd
18:00 <Serenity> damn i wish i lived in a recovery drug addict appartment block
18:00 <Serenity> on dsp..
18:00 <Serenity> o.O
19:00 <Serenity> recovering
19:00 <simba> like a week ago he was in here saying he was so stoned and i said but dont you hate stoners and pot and he said he was poor now and thats all he could get
19:00 <simba> now hes selling TVs and meth again?
19:00 <simba> nigga works quick
19:00 <simba> unless... everything is a lie
20:00 <simba> and stay out
21:00 <[Maverick]> sup David 
21:00 <Deamon_Slayer> haha
21:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] turn on gem
21:00 <Serenity> theyre looking at agb's
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <simba> daves not here man
22:00 <[Maverick]> no. 
22:00 <[Maverick]> :P 
22:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:00 <megamanga> haha thats my message tone simba
22:00 <megamanga> daves not here mannnn
23:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
23:00 <simba> davey havok
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i hope they make bf5
24:00 <ZeroDistance> they should drop the premium bf4 price down from 70 to 50 though, more ppl'd get it
24:00 <ZeroDistance> that's where cod gets ya hooked easy, u get all the shit cheaper
25:00 <potato> how about drugs
25:00 <potato> an instrument everyone loves
25:00 <megamanga> mine is coffee
25:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/248716c5b39c02935f882922702ae4b0/tumblr_mrf1nb5TKj1sqz7qeo1_500.jpg
25:00 <ZeroDistance> fucking sick of hearing about drugs
26:00 <ZeroDistance> only one drug addict in here
26:00 <potato> just buy an r9 290x
26:00 <potato> free butterfield 4
26:00 <Serenity> wanna go to bali for me yosh?
26:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
26:00 <ZeroDistance> sure
26:00 <megamanga> how much did that set you back?
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i can do time, come back get rich
26:00 <Serenity> hehehe
26:00 <potato> it didn't
26:00 <Serenity> 9 years 3 mil
26:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
26:00 <Serenity> worth it
26:00 <potato> i mined bitcoins on it
26:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah man
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i agree
26:00 <megamanga> i did all for the boogie Serenity 
26:00 <potato> so, -$2000
26:00 <ZeroDistance> 3 mil, nine years, easy 
26:00 <Serenity> looool
26:00 <potato> then i sold the bf4 key
26:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen blackdevil
26:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, BlackDevil ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 6 minutes ago (11.02. 00:20) stating "Quit: " after spending 3 days 4 hours 47 minutes there.
27:00 <ZeroDistance> easiest three mil you ever make, sitting on your ares
27:00 <ZeroDistance> food delivered breakfast, lunch, dinner
27:00 <Deamon_Slayer> .
27:00 <megamanga> you dont get nice food delivered in indo jails lol
27:00 <potato> dadtouch
27:00 <megamanga> you generally sleep dick to ass too
27:00 <ZeroDistance> still not paying for it
27:00 <ZeroDistance> good get some sex
27:00 <ZeroDistance> 3 mil, place to stay, exotic, get some sex, free food
28:00 <ZeroDistance> im in
28:00 <Attila> dick to ass works alright, when you're in jail. 
28:00 <Deamon_Slayer> `seen awolf
28:00 <prowl> Deamon_Slayer, awolf is on #brisbane right now.
28:00 <ZeroDistance> LOLOL
28:00 <Attila> sweet dreams. 
28:00 <simba> dicks in butts, man on man.. beneath the blue and white we stand, theres not a team thats gayer than.. north melbourne! north melbourne!
29:00 <Attila> Just pretend it's a woman. 
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lol simba
30:00 <megamanga> lolll
30:00 <simba> at my old job i passed the time by making immature homosexual related song lyrics to almost every afl song
30:00 <megamanga> hahaha
30:00 <potato> <steven> at my old job i passed the time by making immature paedophilic related acronyms to almost every electronic appliance
30:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> Dave, Wheres Steve
32:00 <ZeroDistance> :(
32:00 <ZeroDistance> unhappyface
33:00 <ZeroDistance> gettin warm outside man
33:00 <ZeroDistance> was nice this time yesterday. cool and that
33:00 <Deamon_Slayer> 41
33:00 <ZeroDistance> yup
34:00 <Deamon_Slayer> face tatt
34:00 <ZeroDistance> dont say tat
34:00 <ZeroDistance> im already excited enough its hard to sleep :?
36:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1558531_490557274387354_57894784_n.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe this could of all been resolved if she was with AAMI
38:00 <Bastardly_One> to begin with
41:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/cf4c7e23d02487d46f67aa04644d53f0/tumblr_mzs3wtqGIS1snrtvso2_500.png
41:00 <potato> organs in mains
41:00 <simba> 4 ZeroDistance
44:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
44:00 <ZeroDistance> click
44:00 <blinkybill> hello
44:00 <Deamon_Slayer> seeeeeeecz
44:00 <ZeroDistance> aha brilliant!
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
45:00 <ZeroDistance> the perfect Valentine card
46:00 <ZeroDistance> ill fb that, hope this chick im getting to know has seen that movie though O_O
46:00 <simba> lmao
46:00 <simba> yeah you better
46:00 <simba> might take it the wrong way
47:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
48:00 <blinkybill> im rubbin me dick
49:00 <Deamon_Slayer> no1 else will
51:00 <Attila> who needs someone else? he's got himself. 
51:00 <Attila> I don't understand it at all. 
52:00 <blinkybill> thats right
53:00 <blinkybill> thats like when someone says go fuck yaself
53:00 <blinkybill> its actually a compliment
53:00 <blinkybill> go  pleasure yaself 
54:00 <mrvdv> go fuck yaself :-)
54:00 <Attila> well, I don't know about fucking myself, but I'll give myself a service when I need it. 
54:00 <Attila> no qualms about that. 
54:00 <blinkybill> absolutely
56:00 <Vol`jin> damn its all quiet now
57:00 <BlackDevil> Chris Kattan -- Arrested for DUI 
58:00 <ZeroDistance> brr
58:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck, me
59:00 <ZeroDistance> 1:28
59:00 <ZeroDistance> feels like 4am, cept it isnt
59:00 <BlackDevil> thats why they invented dildos
59:00 <BlackDevil> so you can fuck yourself
00:00 <blinkybill> fuk up
00:00 <blinkybill> ill spear ya
00:00 <Attila> haha. 
00:00 <Attila> BlackDevil killed it!
00:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck up Wesley
01:00 <blinkybill> haha
01:00 <blinkybill> wesley likes goon the best 
01:00 <blinkybill> wesley n gooses
01:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
02:00 <Attila> Goon is the fuckin' ducks nuts. 
02:00 <blinkybill> aint no fuckin talkin armadillos
02:00 <ZeroDistance> take my land you cunt
02:00 <blinkybill> gotta make aphone call
02:00 <Attila> A bit of fucking rot gut. 
02:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
02:00 <blinkybill> you landstealin cunt
02:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
02:00 <blinkybill> blood of my people in the river
02:00 <ZeroDistance> HAHAHA
02:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man
03:00 <ZeroDistance> memories
03:00 <blinkybill> when women on their rags wash their cunts out in the river
03:00 <blinkybill> thats still upo that site 
05:00 <blinkybill> http://www.wesleylikesgoon.com/
05:00 <Attila> Midori and cider boy. 
06:00 <Attila> Strongbow. 
06:00 <Attila> fucking headaches. 
06:00 <Attila> Fuck him!
06:00 <blinkybill> should be drinkin goon
06:00 <blinkybill> ya silly cunt
07:00 <Attila> fuckin' oath he should. 
07:00 <Attila> He drinks coffee liquor. 
07:00 <Attila> like a fuckin' woman. 
07:00 <blinkybill> lol
07:00 <Attila> IRON OR GOLD!?
07:00 <Attila> We do not sow. 
08:00 <simba> Iron & Wine
08:00 <Attila> Wine is for women. 
08:00 <Vol`jin> blinkybill ur a boong?
08:00 <blinkybill> dun be racis der
08:00 <Attila> Don't like wine... woman's drink. 
08:00 <simba> and old men who cant drink scotch any more
08:00 <Vol`jin> just askin
09:00 <blinkybill> i bus u tuppy ole Vol`jin u wite cunt
09:00 <Vol`jin> u a black fella or not?
09:00 <Attila> And men who think they're high class, because they're drinking scotch. 
09:00 <blinkybill> shut ur ole cunt
09:00 <Vol`jin> oi cunt im half boong meself me old ladies indigenous
09:00 <blinkybill> i drink beer an jack daniels
09:00 <Attila> I'm going to great Bryssian. 
10:00 <Attila> Meet you in Trisnic, in my lolo. 
10:00 <blinkybill> Vol`jin what you call an aboriginal that flies planes?
10:00 <Attila> HAHAHAHA!
10:00 <Attila> Don't be PITY blinky. 
10:00 <Vol`jin> floating shit?
10:00 <blinkybill> a pilot you racist bastard
10:00 <Vol`jin> oh
11:00 <Attila> We going there?
11:00 <simba> lol at floating shit
11:00 <simba> planes dont float dude
11:00 <simba> they fly
11:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lolllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <simba> flaunt it, but dont float it
12:00 <blinkybill> fuk ye
12:00 <blinkybill> just picked a big booga out me nose
12:00 <Attila> He's a BAD influence on my baby boy. 
12:00 <Deamon_Slayer> http://imgur.com/s9x7u
12:00 <Vol`jin> eat it mate its gud tucka
12:00 <Attila> Stay away from those bad people. 
13:00 <Attila> cop that. 
13:00 <Attila> No work no eat. 
13:00 <Attila> I said, you've had so many free feeds, you owe me about 900 meals. 
14:00 <Attila> FUCK THEM!
14:00 <Attila> Where's the food at?
14:00 <simba> natalie portman jew princess
14:00 <Attila> I might hurt my back, Terry. 
14:00 <Attila> Nah, It's all good, I'll do it myself. 
14:00 <Attila> Go on in, and have a feed. 
15:00 <Attila> Don't worry about it, we wouldn't want that. 
15:00 <blinkybill> thanks babe
15:00 <blinkybill> snot my fav food 
15:00 <blinkybill> im 4 years old
15:00 <Attila> I'll just lift it myself. 
15:00 <Attila> GO ON IN!
17:00 <blinkybill> shh
17:00 <Attila> He goes, I remember that fuckin' scumbag. 
17:00 <Attila> and told me the story. 
17:00 <blinkybill> simba
17:00 <blinkybill> get me a beer cunt
17:00 <simba> beer is bad for you
18:00 <Attila> The shit are breeding shit. 
18:00 <simba> like ben affleck and his zionist propaganda
18:00 <Attila> And they're outnumbering the good. 
19:00 <blinkybill> negative
19:00 <blinkybill> good for the heart
19:00 <Attila> Bagging his house. 
19:00 <Attila> Build on hard honest work. 
19:00 <Attila> Not spreading legs like a slut. 
19:00 <blinkybill> Attila is raging
19:00 <Attila> Working 3 jobs each day, you fucking piece of shit. 
20:00 <blinkybill> im on dole
20:00 <simba> how come
20:00 <simba> romeo
20:00 <romeo> :)
20:00 <romeo> hi
20:00 <romeo> how's you?
21:00 <simba> good hows the dude
21:00 <romeo> pretty swell
21:00 <blinkybill> always been on the dole
21:00 <romeo> got lots of milk and coffee
22:00 <romeo> is beer still what people in australia drink while they are on the dole?
22:00 <blinkybill> yep
22:00 <romeo> i would think so
22:00 <blinkybill> vb
22:00 <romeo> ah cool
22:00 <blinkybill> i steal it
22:00 <romeo> vb VB 
22:00 <romeo> crown,lager
22:00 <romeo> Corona,?
23:00 <romeo> cherry rie
23:00 <romeo> cherry ripe  
23:00 <cherri_pie> wassup
23:00 <romeo> cherry boppins
23:00 <romeo> life
23:00 <cherri_pie> yes life
23:00 <cherri_pie> mother fuck it
24:00 <romeo> i is fat
24:00 <Attila> business jeans. 
24:00 <cherri_pie> i could of ceen somebody
24:00 <Attila> to go with your briefcase, towel boy. 
24:00 <cherri_pie> been
24:00 <Attila> GO TOWEL SOME SWIMMERS. 
24:00 <romeo> cherri_pie can you dance?
24:00 <Attila> They're not even real yuppies. 
24:00 <cherri_pie> i used to 
25:00 <romeo> cool
25:00 <cherri_pie> sort of not sure now
25:00 <romeo> cherri_pie can you draw?
25:00 <romeo> i can draw
25:00 <Attila> nope, can't draw. 
25:00 <romeo> mmms
26:00 <Attila> Is it question time?
26:00 <romeo> simba do you like to swim?
26:00 <romeo> yes
26:00 <romeo> 2001 questions
26:00 <romeo> :P
26:00 <Attila> Yeah, shut your arse. 
26:00 <romeo> mmm
27:00 <blinkybill> just vb for me
27:00 <blinkybill> vitamin B
27:00 <romeo> i want some strawberries
28:00 <romeo> and honey
28:00 <romeo> and icecream
28:00 <blinkybill> Attila can u shut up
28:00 <romeo> and bananas
28:00 <Deamon_Slayer> sniff an abos ass
28:00 <blinkybill> i had a billabong an giant sandwich today 
28:00 <romeo> anyone's birthday soon?
28:00 <blinkybill> sometimes its my birthday
28:00 <romeo> i ate sandwiches day in day out for 55 years
29:00 <romeo> i hate mices to  pieces
29:00 <blinkybill> i ate knuckle ones for past 80 years
29:00 <romeo> naked birthday
29:00 <romeo> so who's got cash?
29:00 <Attila> You want a multicultural society that bad? Move to one. 
29:00 <romeo> i hear its nice to be well off
30:00 <Attila> And be told which hoods you can walk in. 
30:00 <romeo> pancakes are good
30:00 <romeo> im no hood, homie
30:00 <Attila> Don't call me homie. 
30:00 <romeo> hahahahaha
30:00 <Attila> I'm not your brother, nigger. 
30:00 <romeo> ahahahahaha
30:00 <romeo> whatever
31:00 <romeo> hot in my bed
31:00 <Attila> Let me holla at chu, mang. 
31:00 <romeo> need some more red bulls
31:00 <Attila> I live in the west. 
31:00 <Attila> I've seen enough of multiculturalism. 
31:00 <romeo> the west of what?
32:00 <Attila> Melbourne. 
32:00 <romeo> ok
33:00 <Attila> The place is booming. /end sarcasm. 
34:00 <simba> yes mate love swimming
34:00 <simba> love swimming love life
34:00 <simba> love spaghetti
34:00 <romeo> kkKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9Mary-JaneAndCoffeeBITCHES
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34:00 <simba>         weed
35:00 <simba> [CROPCIRCLES].
35:00 <romeo> need some fuel apparently simba
35:00 <romeo> :)
36:00 <blinkybill> im hungry
36:00 <blinkybill> Attila go make me something
36:00 <blinkybill> or i knoc ya head off
36:00 <romeo> so write a shopping list
36:00 <Attila> Heh, let's test that theory. 
36:00 <blinkybill> i smacku head with vb king brown
36:00 <Attila> Fuck off and starve. 
36:00 <romeo> i n s a n e 
37:00 <Deamon_Slayer> Attilla U STUPID GREEK COOK ME SOME TOAST MAGGOT
37:00 <romeo> my dick gets wanked around too much
37:00 <Attila> FUCK OFF AND DIE. 
37:00 <blinkybill> wog toast
37:00 <romeo> anyone have a sore pussy?
37:00 <simba> cook ur own toast malaka
37:00 <blinkybill> spaghetti on toast
38:00 <simba> im eatin spaghetti irl
38:00 <Attila> Berry laughed at him, and he got cut. 
38:00 <romeo> eat some pizza
38:00 <Attila> heh. 
38:00 <blinkybill> i got some chicken
38:00 <romeo> i'd love a roast pork
38:00 <romeo> mmm chicken
38:00 <Attila> Chicken? Roast pork... Good for you, man. 
38:00 <romeo> yes yes
38:00 <Attila> That's a fucking eventful thing. 
38:00 <Vol`jin> sorry i dont eat pork here
38:00 <Vol`jin> cause muslim
39:00 <blinkybill> it is'
39:00 <blinkybill> killed chook myself
39:00 <blinkybill> out the chook pen
39:00 <blinkybill> spear it
39:00 <romeo> 000
39:00 <blinkybill> from 50 yards
39:00 <romeo> fishhhhhhhhhhhh
39:00 <Attila> Do you hear me talking about roast pork meals and chicken?
39:00 <romeo> would you eat a bear?
39:00 <blinkybill> chuckon hot coals
39:00 <Attila> NO!
39:00 <blinkybill> no one cares what ya talk about Attila
39:00 <Attila> NOT YOU!
39:00 <romeo> my mum has some eggs
39:00 <blinkybill> yep
40:00 <blinkybill> id eat a bear
40:00 <romeo> ah cool
40:00 <Attila> We care that you've got chicken. 
40:00 <romeo> beaR
40:00 <Bonny> hello
40:00 <Attila> Or roast pork. 
40:00 <blinkybill> i eat donkey nuts
40:00 <blinkybill> bon bon sup baby doll
40:00 <simba> welcome Bonny
40:00 <Attila> I eat like a king every night. 
40:00 <romeo> fishhhhhhhhhhhh>>>>> 
40:00 <Bonny> hey bb.. not alot. you?
40:00 <Bonny> ta simba
40:00 <Attila> While you fucking starve. 
40:00 <romeo> Bonny when do you get off work?
40:00 <Attila> Mum goes, he used to pig out, like a starving cunt. 
41:00 <Bonny> I've been working the last 3 days
41:00 <romeo> ah okay
41:00 <Attila> The fuckin' fat cunt would eat like a somalian offered a pizza. 
41:00 <Bonny> different hours.. depending on the job
41:00 <romeo> okies
41:00 <Deamon_Slayer> Bonny ever stuck a hose up ur bumcrack
41:00 <blinkybill> just chillin Bonny
41:00 <blinkybill> ah k
41:00 <blinkybill> what yadoin now 
41:00 <Bonny> why would I do that, Deamon_Slayer? is it a fetish for you?
42:00 <Bonny> ice cream van
42:00 <blinkybill> i do Deamon_Slayer
42:00 <blinkybill> dont have to wipe my arse then 
42:00 <Attila> Pizza's a big deal to you povo cunts. not worth a mention. 
42:00 <ZeroDistance> woo woo yea can i have an icey cream bonnies?
42:00 <ZeroDistance> pizza is for povos?
42:00 <Bonny> lol ZeroDistance
42:00 <Attila> I didn't say that. 
42:00 <blinkybill> very sweet of you bonny :D
42:00 <Attila> I said, for povo cunts, pizza is a big deal. 
42:00 <romeo> i've been eating too much Subway
42:00 <Attila> learn to read. 
42:00 <ZeroDistance> pizza from Hellenic Argo here is a big deal for me :P
42:00 <simba> subway is awesome
42:00 <blinkybill> lol ZeroDistance
43:00 <romeo> hehe simba
43:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5 subway for dinner tonite
43:00 <Attila> subway is garbage. 
43:00 <ZeroDistance> cannae waaaaaaiit
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i love the new wrap ones
43:00 <Attila> KFC bucket for the win. 
43:00 <ZeroDistance> nah not into kfc
43:00 <Attila> I don't give a fuck what you're into. 
43:00 <simba> lol i thought you were going to have some anti-junk food stance
43:00 <romeo> rice
43:00 <simba> but youre like "subway sux, but kfc rules"
43:00 <simba> gross
43:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
44:00 <blinkybill> Attila is a pig
44:00 <ZeroDistance> he's just angry all the time
44:00 <ZeroDistance> nah he's a jig
44:00 <Bonny> oink oink
44:00 <romeo> anyone here still drink coffee? 
44:00 <ZeroDistance> EVERYBODY DANCE!
44:00 <blinkybill> Attila is a bloke?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> oh that reminds me my coffe is prob cold
44:00 <blinkybill> talks like a girl
44:00 <ZeroDistance> even put choc powder on it xD
44:00 <Attila> Go fuck yourself with a dildo, Piet. 
44:00 <Attila> You're into that. 
44:00 <Attila> You dumb cunt. 
44:00 <romeo> internet porn is great
45:00 <romeo> look it up
45:00 <romeo> :>
45:00 <simba> link
45:00 <Attila> BlackDevil fuckin' ripped you a new one. 
45:00 <romeo> mmm simba
45:00 <blinkybill> i still use magazines
45:00 <romeo> anyone not have to work today?
45:00 <simba> BlackDevil couldnt rip a tear out coupon from a coupon book if the edges were already half cut so you just have to tear it a little
45:00 <Attila> That's right, YOU'RE the joke. 
45:00 <Bonny> do you wipe using the mags, blinkybill? :P
45:00 <romeo> im all home alone
46:00 <blinkybill> haha
46:00 <blinkybill> absolutely bonny
46:00 <blinkybill> when i finished with the mag
46:00 <Bonny> I'm not working today but I have other stuff to do which will keep me busy
46:00 <romeo> bOObs
46:00 <Attila> Pieters going on about fucking himself. 
46:00 <romeo> anyone not have to work today?
46:00 <Attila> And BlackDevil goes, that's what the dildos for. 
46:00 <Attila> TRUTH!
46:00 <Bonny> well you need something to wipe with, blinkybill :)
46:00 <Attila> TRUTH HURTS!
46:00 <romeo> i have to have a shave soon
47:00 <simba> thats not Pieter Pieter
47:00 <romeo> love hurts
47:00 <romeo> :P
47:00 <blinkybill> i wipe with a mop
47:00 <romeo> simba got any drugs?
47:00 <Bonny> you could use curtains
47:00 <romeo> i use curtains to pick my nose
47:00 <simba> no just a bottle of wine that ill never drink
47:00 <romeo> ...
47:00 <Attila> I talk about wanking. 
47:00 <romeo> aww okay
47:00 <Attila> And Pieter starts talking about fucking himself. 
48:00 <Bonny> lol
48:00 <romeo> simba i dare you to drink that wine
48:00 <blinkybill> good thinkin bonny, it will stopthe wind blowing thecurtains over
48:00 <simba> nah
48:00 <romeo> aww
48:00 <Bonny> yup
48:00 <romeo> okay
48:00 <simba> [CROP.CIRCLES]
48:00 <romeo> b(O)(O)b$
48:00 <romeo> :>
49:00 <Attila>  pizza is for povos? Says dumb cunt Josh, completely misunderstanding. 
49:00 <Attila> No, pizza is NOT for povos. 
49:00 <Attila> But povos think pizza is a big event, worth a mention. 
49:00 <blinkybill> pizza face
50:00 <Attila> Josh's neighbour donates food. 
50:00 <romeo> pizza sux
50:00 <Attila> Like his neighbour looks after his dog. 
50:00 <blinkybill> i rather eat armadillo
50:00 <romeo> food sux
50:00 <simba> thai food rules fuck the rest
50:00 <romeo> can't remeber what else sux
50:00 <romeo> can't remember what else sux
50:00 <Attila> cause it's fucking not getting fed, and walking around, eating out of garbage bins. 
50:00 <simba> genocide
50:00 <romeo> typos sux
50:00 <blinkybill> u unaustralian cunt simba
50:00 <simba> australians love thai food
50:00 <simba> go outside for once
51:00 <simba> youll see thai food everywhere
51:00 <simba> thai left overs are more common than a camry
51:00 <romeo> im always asleep during the day
51:00 <blinkybill> coz no cunt finishes it
51:00 <simba> its unaustralian NOT to eat thai food
51:00 <blinkybill> thats why so much left overs
51:00 <romeo> SHAPELLE
51:00 <romeo> :>
51:00 <romeo> =>
51:00 <simba> dont be rude pete, ill pull a knife on ya
51:00 <romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
51:00 <blinkybill> bbq the best
51:00 <simba> bbq thai food
51:00 <blinkybill> uk up
51:00 <blinkybill> i carry a blade cunt
51:00 <simba> now ur bigging up the uk?
52:00 <blinkybill> razor sharp in me show 
52:00 <simba> gut ya
52:00 <romeo> CORBY
52:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf my neighbour isnt home n ive had the sound down
52:00 <blinkybill> gash ya
52:00 <ZeroDistance> fucker coulda told me!
52:00 <romeo> star shit
52:00 <blinkybill> slash ya
52:00 <romeo> start shit
52:00 <simba> blinkybills dad is a freemason, he used to molest him in the name of the 33rd degree rite
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lol slash ya!
52:00 <romeo> simba got any plans for the future?
52:00 <ZeroDistance> isnt that where the term 'the third degree' comes from
52:00 <ZeroDistance> masons
52:00 <simba> yeah pick my nose
53:00 <blinkybill> romeo, he does, sleep 
53:00 <simba> not 2 suer
53:00 <romeo> cool
53:00 <simba> knife goes in, guts come out
53:00 <romeo> i like hungry jacks
53:00 <ZeroDistance> same
53:00 <romeo> it's a shade nicer than pizza
53:00 <romeo> :)
53:00 <ZeroDistance> im tryina build a new pizza
54:00 <blinkybill> simba is too weak to hold a knife
54:00 <Attila> His neighbour took his dog. 
54:00 <ZeroDistance> atm it's mushroom, a lot of mushroom, chicken, bacon,fresh tomato and bbq sauce
54:00 <ZeroDistance> needs herbs but
54:00 <Attila> He lost custody of his dog. 
54:00 <romeo> how many topping is one allowed on a pizza?
54:00 <Attila> His neighbours were watching out for it, because he couldn't look after it. 
54:00 <romeo> how many toppings is one allowed on a pizza?
54:00 <simba> blinkybill if you want to vent your 45 years of frustration and anger at me via PM, again, feel free
54:00 <Attila> Much less himself. 
54:00 <Attila> :)
54:00 <blinkybill> too many pizzas have too much toppings
55:00 <Attila> His dog's a fucking vagrant. 
55:00 <romeo> the macaine pizzas are fuckt up
55:00 <Attila> Like his mum. 
55:00 <blinkybill> they use to be ok back in the day
55:00 <romeo> pizzera hang out spot somewhere
55:00 <romeo> ant mets happening?
55:00 <romeo> any meets happening?
55:00 <blinkybill> my fav ingrediant on pizza is tomato paste
56:00 <romeo> mine is cheese
56:00 <blinkybill> cheese is best too 
56:00 <simba> tomato paste isnt a fucking ingredient you cunt its an essential
56:00 <simba> god youre a bland asshole
56:00 <blinkybill> calm down little fella
57:00 <romeo> if i changed my nick to cum bucket would i get respect from my peers?
57:00 <simba> plenty
57:00 <romeo> hhe
57:00 <romeo> hehe
57:00 <simba> romeo whos your favorite irc user that youve met
57:00 <romeo> i need to go eat some flowers
57:00 <ZeroDistance> toppings
57:00 <Attila> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vagrant
57:00 <ZeroDistance> 3
57:00 <ZeroDistance> 3 minimum, only need 3
57:00 <romeo> lil gUrl
57:00 <romeo> 13
57:00 <romeo> :)
57:00 <romeo> !stat
58:00 <simba> whos a vagabond here?
58:00 <ZeroDistance> 3 main toppings is all you need for that, rest is sauce and that
58:00 <romeo> `seen seenmestoned 
58:00 <prowl> romeo, seenmestoned? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember seenmestoned.
58:00 <ZeroDistance> cheese, uno
58:00 <Attila> Your mum. 
58:00 <romeo> seeeds
58:00 <romeo> 6667777777
58:00 <romeo> i need another smoke
58:00 <Attila> she grows weed, and blames it on her son, lets him take the rap. 
59:00 <Attila> Maternal love. 
59:00 <Attila> isn't it sweet?
59:00 <Attila> :)
59:00 <simba> well you cant blame it on the sunshine
59:00 <simba> or the moonlight
59:00 <simba> or the good times ,,,,,,,,,,,,
59:00 <Attila> Or you could take responsibility. 
00:00 <Attila> And not rollover on your sons. 
00:00 <romeo> need some cheesy garlic bread
00:00 <romeo> i also need some coke
00:00 <Attila> Like the shitbag you are. 
00:00 <\alienatedRomeo> im bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding meeeeeeeeee
01:00 <\alienatedRomeo> anyone got pink nipples?
01:00 <Attila> Everyone laughed at him. 
01:00 <Attila> Like when he got on the phone to my guy. 
01:00 <Attila> "Who's that fucking idiot?"
01:00 <\alienatedRomeo> how much are bread makers going for these days?
01:00 <Attila> Don't worry about him, he's drunk, cause he's got no fucking prospects. 
01:00 <\alienatedRomeo> " 
02:00 <Attila> He'll just sit at the bar all night. 
02:00 <\alienatedRomeo> bourbon
02:00 <\alienatedRomeo> street
02:00 <Attila> A girl sat on his lap once. 
02:00 <\alienatedRomeo> anyone watch seinfield tonight?
02:00 <blinkybill> Attila get a job ya bum
02:00 <Attila> Why?
02:00 <\alienatedRomeo> i got some dvds to watch
02:00 <Attila> Give me a good reason. 
03:00 <Attila> Let him think for a minute. 
03:00 <\alienatedRomeo> anyone here been in a strip club?
03:00 <\alienatedRomeo> jobs suck
03:00 <\alienatedRomeo> sux
03:00 <\alienatedRomeo> job
03:00 <blinkybill> so u got a purpose in life
03:00 <Attila> Define purpose. 
04:00 <simba> u think a job is what gives us 'purpose'?
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> u sad sack
04:00 <blinkybill> well u are all shit trolls
04:00 <simba> go to bed drunky
04:00 <simba> youre too old to be this drunk
04:00 <simba> and awake
04:00 <blinkybill> so maybeget a job that serve you a purpose
04:00 <simba> blinkybill youre way too old and drunk to keep up at this hour
04:00 <blinkybill> simba cant keep up with the old fellas
04:00 <\alienatedRomeo> simba do you like reading books?
04:00 <Attila> How would a job serve me a purpose? Explain. 
04:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont know how these guys afford to eat, ammount of alcohol they drink
04:00 <simba> youre the only old cunt here
04:00 <ZeroDistance> must eat skittles
05:00 <\alienatedRomeo> jobs are like  so gay 
05:00 <blinkybill> Attila, man you up a bit
05:00 <\alienatedRomeo> jobs are like   
05:00 <Attila> Define man. 
05:00 <simba> lol hes just saying boring generic things old jealous men say 
05:00 <\alienatedRomeo> simba do you like reading books?
05:00 <blinkybill> get rid ya stick arms
05:00 <Attila> Let's hear it, it's good for a laugh. 
05:00 <simba> love it
05:00 <Attila> Big biceps make you a man. 
05:00 <Attila> :)
05:00 <\alienatedRomeo> simba read any books lately?
05:00 <simba> you know what makes you a man? a pair of testies
05:00 <Attila> Go and feed your dog. 
06:00 <\alienatedRomeo> simba read any books lately?
06:00 <blinkybill> Attila you talk likea girl
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Attila> :)
06:00 <simba> i knew that was coming
06:00 <blinkybill> i thought you were a girl at first
06:00 <simba> you mean you hoped he was
06:00 <blinkybill> trade ya lappy in for a toolbox
06:00 <simba> because its feb and you still havent interacted with a female
06:00 <blinkybill> ya fgt
06:00 <Attila> Don't THINK. you're a FUCKIN IDIOT. 
06:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
06:00 <simba> lmao
06:00 <blinkybill> lol
06:00 <blinkybill> what a idiot
06:00 <simba> too many smiley faces
06:00 <simba> he did own you good though old man, i cant believe youre still here
07:00 <simba> you must be one proud old fart
07:00 <simba> one proud pete
07:00 <blinkybill> takes all you young fellas to take on an old man
07:00 <simba> you mean... two people?
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> i thikn you are seeing double in your old age mate
07:00 <blinkybill> was 3
07:00 <blinkybill> 2 droppedoff already
07:00 <simba> dont lie in irc
07:00 <simba> ill have you killed mate
07:00 <simba> lying in irc is serious
07:00 <blinkybill> i see double
08:00 <blinkybill> you still cant whoop me
08:00 <simba> youre already dead
09:00 <simba> communism lives and breathes through Womans Day
09:00 <simba> which blinkybill subscribes to
10:00 <megamanga> i fuckin love womens day
10:00 <megamanga> because it comes out weekly, clearly a woman thought of this
11:00 <Bonny> night all
12:00 <simba> blinkybill masturbates to shirtless kanye west concert images
12:00 <megamanga> is he a gay fish
12:00 <simba> every day
13:00 <potato> coinye
13:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn
13:00 <ZeroDistance> bored
13:00 <ZeroDistance> tired tho hehe
13:00 <ZeroDistance> sedative finally kicking in
17:00 <blinkybill> indeed simba
20:00 <ZeroDistance> STOP NOT TALKING
20:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck lol
21:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> everyone not repeat three things at once
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i will when im goin to bed
34:00 <ZeroDistance> nite luv u
36:00 <blinkybill> simba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
35:00 <simba> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Island
51:00 <megamanga> tits
05:00 <Bastardly_One> are good
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me
12:00 <Fez> Er no
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good
12:00 <Fez> Better than
13:00 <Fez> Whats goin on?
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not alot
18:00 <Fez> Gottabe a good thing
19:00 <megamanga> dat paycheck
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mmmmmm $2000 paycheckl
21:00 <megamanga> yeah bout the same before mr tax man tears my anus apart
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mine will be $2600 before the taxman rips mine apart
22:00 <megamanga> fuck me i need a job at your joint
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats on a 96 hour fortnight
23:00 <megamanga> ohhhh
23:00 <megamanga> im only on 56 LOL
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cunt
24:00 <megamanga> you dont have to do shit like i do tho
24:00 <megamanga> i guarded a roller door for 12 hours yesterday
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats right
25:00 <megamanga> i wonder what the suicide rate of static guards is
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 1 every minute
25:00 <megamanga> apparently it has a high suicide rate
26:00 <megamanga> lul
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
26:00 <megamanga> security in general though :(
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you working tonight
26:00 <megamanga> not atm, getting body ready for the bout of night shifts
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway have fun im fucking off later
28:00 <megamanga> catch
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ---
42:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
49:00 <AaronDYates> Lmfao
00:00 <gremlinz> http://secretdrift.invisionzone.com/uploads/monthly_02_2014/post-33304-0-96017600-1392029834.jpg
10:00 <dadtouch> the dad and his equations
12:00 <gremlinz> wat
15:00 <dadtouch> get off my train!
59:00 <lumeah> what kinda fucking nic is that!!! 
14:00 <dadtouch> rofl
14:00 <dadtouch> do you like it?
22:00 <Deamon_Slayer> .
24:00 <Nikky`> such amazing words said there shads
24:00 <The_Baron> you say it best
25:00 <The_Baron> when u say nothing at aaaaallll
25:00 <dadtouch> gullet
27:00 <Nikky`> haha
29:00 <The_Baron> bah
29:00 <The_Baron> my brain
30:00 <The_Baron> waaaay tooo much acid and mdma on the weekend
33:00 <lumeah> no i don't fucking like it lol
34:00 <lumeah> *kicks you in the head bro!! * lol
35:00 <lumeah>  there you go my pot head friends...  lol :P https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=801265623241089&set=a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318&type=1&theater
39:00 <lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=801377453229906   o0o 0o0o 0h
42:00 <Deamon_Slayer> hi lumeah
42:00 <lumeah> hi Deamon_Slayer
43:00 <Deamon_Slayer> howare you dear
43:00 <lumeah> good thanks,, how at you 'dear' ?? do i know you ? 
43:00 <lumeah> are*
43:00 <Deamon_Slayer> its shads
43:00 <Deamon_Slayer> im good thanx
44:00 <lumeah> who the fuck is dad touch then lol P
44:00 <Deamon_Slayer> some pedo
44:00 <lumeah> lol
44:00 <lumeah> grose 
44:00 <Deamon_Slayer> potato
45:00 <lumeah> is that the theam this morning?
45:00 <The_Baron> I'm having a golden gay time
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> bottoms up lumeah
45:00 <The_Baron> take that how u will
45:00 <The_Baron> :P
45:00 <lumeah> lol
45:00 <KidCrusher> lol baron
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> my fav iecream
45:00 <The_Baron> so so good
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> nuts
45:00 <The_Baron> specially scattered
45:00 <Deamon_Slayer> true
45:00 <lumeah> why can't i right clik on peoples names
46:00 <KidCrusher> shads loves nuts in his mouth
46:00 <lumeah> lol
46:00 <lumeah> ones all coverd in screamy goodness
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> im getting an icecream
46:00 <Deamon_Slayer> choc wedgee
47:00 <KidCrusher> not a single fuck was given
48:00 <lumeah> nope
48:00 <lumeah> wanna mow a lawn for me fellas? 
49:00 <lumeah> i'll give ya cut of the profits.. lol 
50:00 <Deamon_Slayer> give me yor vadge
50:00 <KidCrusher> ...
51:00 <Deamon_Slayer> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
51:00 <Deamon_Slayer> -
51:00 <Deamon_Slayer> lol
51:00 <KidCrusher> pissweak shads
51:00 <Deamon_Slayer> stupid cunt loll
51:00 <KidCrusher> LOL weak
52:00 <KidCrusher> just makes you look like a fuckhead
52:00 <Deamon_Slayer> cheaky
52:00 <KidCrusher> cheeky
53:00 <lumeah> soo pisss weak lol 
53:00 <KidCrusher> i bet shads has like 90% of the channel ignored
53:00 <KidCrusher> just talks to himself
53:00 <lumeah> yup
53:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <lumeah> you cam mow naked and i give you ten bucks lol
54:00 <partay> lumeah how's your bum for grubs ?
54:00 <KidCrusher> RAGEQUIT
54:00 <KidCrusher> mow naked
54:00 <lumeah> lol yeah?> make me spit out my tea! lol
54:00 <KidCrusher> are you crazy
55:00 <KidCrusher> id get grass all over then end of my knob
55:00 <KidCrusher> the*
55:00 <lumeah> so?
56:00 <lumeah> i get to watch...
56:00 <KidCrusher> lol
56:00 <lumeah> your point being ? 
57:00 <KidCrusher> long
57:00 <KidCrusher> ;)
57:00 <lumeah> lol cheaky... 
57:00 <lumeah> brb
59:00 <KidCrusher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1796463_629013773820299_1617774053_n.jpg
59:00 <KidCrusher> dem feels
03:00 <lumeah> and the meaning of posting that was? ... 
03:00 <KidCrusher> why not
03:00 <KidCrusher> nothing else goin on here
03:00 <lumeah> aww poor dino
03:00 <lumeah> lol
03:00 <lumeah> ok
03:00 <lumeah> *pats dino on head* 
04:00 <lumeah> have some boobies.. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=802474136453571&set=vb.497146696986318&type=2&theater   rof! 
10:00 <KidCrusher> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=738855009466312&set=vb.590222454329569&type=2&theater
20:00 <shadsam> ...
20:00 <KidCrusher> Q.Q
20:00 <shadsam> what up negros
20:00 <shadsam> o,,o
21:00 <shadsam> cuppa
24:00 <shadsam> :)
25:00 <BlackDevil> ?
28:00 <KidCrusher> fuck shads youre a weird cunt
28:00 <KidCrusher> deadset
28:00 <lumeah> whats he done now?
29:00 <KidCrusher> breathed
29:00 <lumeah> lol
30:00 <lumeah> that doesnt' tell me anything lol
30:00 <KidCrusher> his usual bullshit rambling
31:00 <KidCrusher> to everyone thats ignored
31:00 <lumeah> ok 
31:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1689556_10152280107374048_2067431583_n.jpg
31:00 <lumeah> o0o0h preddy 
32:00 <lumeah> where who?
33:00 <The_Baron> party I played at this weekend
33:00 <The_Baron> was epic
33:00 <The_Baron> had a true doof cliche moment though
33:00 <BlackDevil> ass boobiessssssssssssss
33:00 <The_Baron> some random dude with massive dredlocks gave me three drops of proper lsd-25
33:00 <BlackDevil> take it
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah I did
34:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me
34:00 <BlackDevil> for the lulz
34:00 <The_Baron> forgot what proper acid was like
35:00 <The_Baron> last party there was too much weed not enough drugs
35:00 <The_Baron> this time, was the opposite
37:00 <lumeah> stupid thing! 
39:00 <lumeah> *kicks*
41:00 <KidCrusher> shut up potato
41:00 <lumeah> you sick cunt
41:00 <dadtouch> rofl
42:00 <lumeah> did  your dad touch you ? lol
42:00 <shadsam> pototo get yor hands on my cok
42:00 <dadtouch> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
42:00 <dadtouch> dadtouch is such a fantastic name
42:00 <shadsam> off i mean
42:00 <shadsam> lol
42:00 <lumeah> must have
43:00 <lumeah> lol oops
44:00 <shadsam> poofter
44:00 <dadtouch> rofl
44:00 <dadtouch> DADTOUCH
44:00 <dadtouch> i'm crying
44:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> want some tissues?
45:00 <shadsam> flooder
45:00 <BlackDevil> because he is fapping dadtouchisadickhead?
45:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1623524_630721730298095_7664317_n.jpg
46:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> dumb name lol 
46:00 <dadtouch> it's great
46:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> so is potato 
46:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> ...
46:00 <shadsam> GET A LIFE FAGS
47:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> MR potato head
47:00 <dadtouch> better than a lightbulb
47:00 <dadtouch> lumeah wtf might as well call yourself lampshade
47:00 <dadtouch> dadtouch is much better
47:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> call you self fskin lol
47:00 <dadtouchisadickhead> i'll learn to type oneday :P 
48:00 <luemah> lol
48:00 <shadsam> LOL
48:00 <lumeah> better :P
48:00 <shadsam> TOUCH MY COK LUMEAH
49:00 <partay> shadsam you are such a fuckstick
49:00 <dadtouch> touch my dad
49:00 <lumeah> http://youtu.be/pwskwBsJlQw   
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scorpions Greatest Hits [Full Album] (Oct 18, 2013) 01:12:21 - Category: Music - 1,208,944 views - 3,324 likes (98.1%), 64 dislikes (1.9%)
49:00 <lumeah>  get a  clue. 
51:00 <partay> lumeah are you old?
51:00 <lumeah> no
51:00 <lumeah> whats old lol
51:00 <partay> 30+
51:00 <lumeah> yes
52:00 <lumeah> are you old?
52:00 <partay> youre old
52:00 <lumeah> good! 
52:00 <lumeah> lol
52:00 <partay> 35+?
52:00 <dadtouch> lumeah's a hot milf, she needs a real dad
52:00 <lumeah> fuck off
52:00 <lumeah> im not a milf.
52:00 <lumeah> i don't have kids :P
52:00 <dadtouch> did you miss the boat?
52:00 <Jezer> morning
52:00 <Jezer> dadtouch shut up
52:00 <dadtouch> it's never too late bby
52:00 <lumeah> no i set the boat a drift
52:00 <lumeah> two boats
53:00 <lumeah> hi Jezer!
53:00 <Jezer> hi :)
53:00 <The_Baron> 30+ isn't old
53:00 <lumeah> i know
53:00 <lumeah> lol
54:00 <lumeah> you didn't say how old you where... 
54:00 <lumeah> un fair! lol :P 
54:00 <partay> youre only as old as the women you feel
54:00 <The_Baron> 31
54:00 <The_Baron> and I feel a woman who is 31
54:00 <The_Baron> I must be...
54:00 <partay> im 29
55:00 <partay> Picard is 12 
55:00 <dadtouch> i'm dadtouch
55:00 <lumeah> your a cunt
55:00 <The_Baron> Picard likes 12yo's I thought
55:00 <partay> indeed he does
56:00 <dadtouch> you have terrible grammar
56:00 <dadtouch> dad would be disappointed
56:00 <lumeah> so he can't fuck then?
56:00 <lumeah> cuz he needs boys. 
57:00 <lumeah> tell me ehy ic an't right click on a name.. nothing happens. but other mirc clients i can
58:00 <The_Baron> brb
00:00 <dadtouch> type /query dad instead
01:00 <partay> 7.32 should do that
01:00 <partay> maybe youre gumby
02:00 <lumeah2> green plastic wired ass looking doll?
05:00 <Jezer> double the fun
05:00 <Jezer> hhehe
06:00 <dadtouch> bad girl
09:00 <lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=802474993120152&set=vb.497146696986318&type=2&theater   
09:00 <lumeah> look at my link! 
09:00 <lumeah> now! :P
09:00 <lumeah> yeah i know , i shouldn't be muiltiple personalitys 
11:00 <lumeah2> should i ? 
12:00 <dadtouch> ììì Quit: Serenity (Excess food)
12:00 <lumeah> bye
13:00 <Jezer> bye
14:00 <partay> lumeah are you a chubbster ?
14:00 <lumeah> nope
14:00 <lumeah> always been lumeah
14:00 <lumeah> cuz yout partay?
14:00 <partay> lumeah the chubb ?
14:00 <partay> just askin
15:00 <lumeah> chubb? the security van lol :p
16:00 <partay> no chubb as in fatty bombatty
17:00 <lumeah> more cushion for pushin? 
17:00 <partay> no
18:00 <lumeah> are you a chubster? 
18:00 <partay> def not
18:00 <partay> im the anti-chub
18:00 <partay> good song 
18:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxxstCcJlsc
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zedd - Clarity (Official Video) ft. Foxes (Jan 11, 2013) 4:36 - Category: Music - 58,444,780 views - 400,626 likes (97.7%), 9,263 dislikes (2.3%)
21:00 <lumeah> no your all broken in pieces 
21:00 <partay> you cant fatten a thoroughbred
22:00 <lumeah> your a sad excuse for man aren't you 
22:00 <partay> you're
22:00 <lumeah> my point proved...
22:00 <partay> lol
24:00 <partay> i love working from home 
25:00 <partay> it is the bomb diggity
25:00 <partay> lumeah what days to you work for the dole ?\
25:00 <lumeah> i love you partay
25:00 <partay> awwwww
25:00 <lumeah> cuz your such a fucking idoit 
26:00 <partay> idiot
26:00 <partay> you're
26:00 <partay> because
26:00 <Jezer> dont worry about partgay
26:00 <lumeah> lol find some other things to hassle me about. lol 
26:00 <Jezer> he does gay webcam shows
26:00 <lumeah> im not.. lol
26:00 <partay> that's Picard
27:00 <partay> the resident sick fuck 
27:00 <lumeah> no it's you 
27:00 <partay> I don't bat off on cam 
27:00 <Jezer> nah u stick things in ya butt
27:00 <lumeah> you like woman watching you wank
27:00 <partay> or talk about molesting 12yr olds like he does 
27:00 <Jezer> on cam
27:00 <lumeah> sure ? 
27:00 <partay> positive
28:00 <lumeah> i sware that was you begging for me to watch you the other night 
28:00 <kane> pedophilla comes with chatrooms -cnn
28:00 <kane> aussie pedophiles nabbed on austnet - cnn
28:00 <partay> I'm not sayiong I don't drop a load on jmy gf's tits.. I'm saying I don't do it on cam
28:00 <lumeah> are you one Kane?
28:00 <kane> no
28:00 <partay> kane im sure they do 
29:00 <kane> its a known fact
29:00 <kane> taught by law enforcement about chatrooms
29:00 <partay> but I have logs where I pretneded to be a 14 yr old and Picard was msging me after I told him I was 14 
29:00 <dadtouch> i thought lumeah was one of those weird canadians that frequent this channel for whatever hellish reason
29:00 <kane> so what
29:00 <partay> he is the real deal 
30:00 <kane> the laws todo with technology havent been updated
30:00 <dadtouch> looking for cheap drug deals with pieter
30:00 <Jezer> partay is part gay and thats the real deal
30:00 <lumeah> ya knwo those people that pick really obvious flawns in people to boost ther own self esteam ? 
31:00 <kane> yes lumeah
31:00 <partay> lumeah you saying I'm projecting ?
31:00 <Jezer> yes
31:00 <lumeah> your saying it all mate. lol
32:00 <partay> you're
32:00 <lumeah> see 
32:00 <kane> im not doing anything wrong so i dont care
32:00 <lumeah> im tired fuck of with your corrections
33:00 <partay> well stop making glaringly obvious basic grammar mistakes
33:00 <lumeah> nooooo
33:00 <lumeah> i think you like it 
33:00 <partay> oh dear
33:00 <Jezer> lumeah can if they want
33:00 <lumeah> i don't want to stop cuz it makes you happey
33:00 <lumeah> hi every_other
35:00 <Jezer> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1238130_1433653413536769_1211539486_n.jpg
35:00 <Jezer> quack
35:00 <Jezer> lol
35:00 <lumeah> so what other crap can i typoe to piss you off with ? 
35:00 <partay> your weight
35:00 <Jezer> paray ifs i typis like dis
36:00 <Jezer> your gonna correxts it
36:00 <The_Baron> *you're going to correct it?
36:00 <lumeah> cuz he's inadiqiute 
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <Kynetic> aint nobody got time fo dat
36:00 <partay> why can't everyone be like Kynetic
36:00 <Jezer> should get a misspellin script for mirc
36:00 <Jezer> lol
36:00 <partay> they'd be no disharmony 
37:00 <lumeah> can you find me one?
37:00 <BlackDevil> Dumb Starbucks in Silver Lake shut down by health department. 
37:00 <Kynetic> yea then we could all just have a big fuck off cup of coffee
37:00 <Kynetic> and a cone
37:00 <partay> indeed
37:00 <Kynetic> and sit around chewin the fat.
37:00 <Jezer> partay sits around sucking the fat
37:00 <Kynetic> literally
37:00 <Kynetic> i have a pound of pig fat in my fridge that needs some chewin
37:00 <The_Baron> mmm crackling
38:00 <Jezer> fucken oath crackling
38:00 <The_Baron> with all the hot air we produce, we could turn it into crackling
38:00 <lumeah> THIS PARTY NOT PARTAY
38:00 <kane> global warming?
38:00 <Kynetic> thats why i always open the windows when i come in here
38:00 <The_Baron> or maybe some smoked pork belly?
38:00 <lumeah> what are you fucking poof or something
38:00 <Jezer> give me one
38:00 <Kynetic> i wonder what pork belleh smoked in marijuana smoke would be like
38:00 <lumeah> yeah you ment to share! 
39:00 <lumeah> thats just bad manners
39:00 <The_Baron> Kynetic..I don't know why I never tried that?!
39:00 <Jezer> double thumbied haystack cone please The_Baron
39:00 <kane> if it tastess like anything it smells like then its shit Kynetic
39:00 <Kynetic> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> Jezer, if I could DCC send a cone, I would
39:00 <Kynetic> theres your answer The_Baron
39:00 <The_Baron> nah
39:00 <Kynetic> im down to me last bud
40:00 <Kynetic> lucky im gonna go get some more later
40:00 <The_Baron> I reckon a O.G Kush smoked pork belly would taste divine
40:00 <dadtouch> get some off piet
40:00 <Kynetic> when me cunt of a fkn dealer gets out of fucking bed.
40:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
40:00 <Jezer> ne1 every ordered off ausbongz.com?
40:00 <The_Baron> waiting game
40:00 <The_Baron> I had to wait a bit this morn
40:00 <Jezer> wondering if it would get here
40:00 <Kynetic> Jezer i ordered off ausvapes.com.au
40:00 <Kynetic> got me a MFLB
40:00 <Kynetic> fucken love it
40:00 <The_Baron> stupid dealers who crash for 2 days after meth
40:00 <kane> Jezer ive orderd off ozbongs.com.au
40:00 <Jezer> a bong?
40:00 <Kynetic> makes me weed last twice as long
41:00 <Kynetic> nah a vape
41:00 <Jezer> did it get there
41:00 <kane> yes a bong
41:00 <kane> yes it did
41:00 <Jezer> cool
41:00 <kane> didnt even have to sign 4 it
41:00 <The_Baron> vapes...usually they are shit
41:00 <The_Baron> unless it's a small chambered one
41:00 <Kynetic> im considerin buying a PAX next
41:00 <lumeah> partay
41:00 <lumeah> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1653399_801261016574883_1572296088_n.jpg
41:00 <The_Baron> best way to vape is to get a dome rig and vape up some concentrate
42:00 <The_Baron> doesn't get much cleaner
42:00 <The_Baron> nor harder on the hit
42:00 <Kynetic> yea i didnt have several hundred dollars available to buy a decent rig
42:00 <Kynetic> so the MFLB was the go
42:00 <The_Baron> u can get a smaller rig for 90
42:00 <The_Baron> 70-90 for the titanium nail
42:00 <The_Baron> hey presto
42:00 <Jezer> is a vape just like an e ciga
42:00 <Jezer> ?
43:00 <Kynetic> kinda
43:00 <Jezer> how do they work
43:00 <The_Baron> in principle they do the same thing
43:00 <Kynetic> heats up the weed to like 180
43:00 <The_Baron> they heat up ur shit to below combustion temp
43:00 <Kynetic> and instead of burnin it
43:00 <Kynetic> it vaporises the goodness
43:00 <partay> wait.. lumeah are you trying to infer I have a small penis? You will have to keep searching.. as im at the top of the bell curve
43:00 <The_Baron> 180 is the common temp because that is the temp that THC itself vaporises
43:00 <shadsam> `0
43:00 <The_Baron> 160C is where CBD vapes at
43:00 <Jezer> hi Mew
43:00 <Mew> hi chris
44:00 <The_Baron> but man, dome rigs are the go
44:00 <Kynetic> i dont know why
44:00 <shadsam> MEW IS UR OX SHAVED
44:00 <The_Baron> hit one at mardi grass
44:00 <partay> everyone relax Mew is here 
44:00 <Kynetic> but i just read <Jezer> hi Mew as <Jezer> hi Jew
44:00 <The_Baron> it's like having a bong for the first time again
44:00 <Kynetic> he literally blacked out
45:00 <Kynetic> had to slap him around to wake him up
45:00 <shadsam> O,O
45:00 <partay> Kynetic too much spin in it?
45:00 <Mew> one of our friends has been called "Two Buckets" for as long as i can remember
45:00 <Kynetic> yea
45:00 <Kynetic> i think that was it
45:00 <Mew> im not even sure what his real name is
45:00 <Mew> but its because he had two bucket bongs and whited out
45:00 <Kynetic> oh i thought it had gone quiet
45:00 <Kynetic> wb lumeah
45:00 <partay> putting tobacco in your bowl should be a castration offence
45:00 <The_Baron> I haven't whited out on cones in ages
46:00 <The_Baron> unless it's been tainted with oil
46:00 <partay> a mate of mine's nickname is octabong
46:00 <partay> for obvious reasons 
46:00 <Mew> i tried the oil when i was about 16 and it was awesome fun
47:00 <Jezer>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1653399_801261016574883_1572296088_n.jpg
47:00 <Mew> i vividly remember walking to the chip shop with my friend and the road felt like a giant treadmill
47:00 <Jezer> their L0Rd2
47:00 <Jezer> i mean lumeah2
47:00 <Mew> we got wedges with swt chil n sour cream
47:00 <The_Baron> and munchies were had by all
48:00 <Mew> yis
48:00 <Mew> i havent had wedges like that to this day
48:00 <The_Baron> I wish I could eat at the mo
49:00 <Mew> why cant you?
49:00 <lumeah2> partay ? show me prove it
49:00 <The_Baron> feeling scattered as fuck
49:00 <The_Baron> got a mad delayed reaction
49:00 <Mew> orly?
49:00 <The_Baron> felt fine yesterday
49:00 <The_Baron> hit me like fuck today
49:00 <Mew> what did you put up your bum this time
49:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
50:00 <partay> lumeah ewwwww
50:00 <The_Baron> no shelving, it's not like I was partying at the cross
50:00 <partay> *shudder*
50:00 <The_Baron> well
50:00 <BlackDevil> kettle cum popcorn Mew
50:00 <The_Baron> started off saturday with three tabs of some average acid
50:00 <Mew> whoa
50:00 <Mew> what came after that
50:00 <The_Baron> then some random dredlock gave me three drops of proper liquid lsd-25
50:00 <Mew> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
50:00 <The_Baron> and that's when the dragons on the flyer started staring at me
51:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1604768_10152280107189048_77116902_n.jpg
51:00 <The_Baron> this banner here
52:00 <Mew> that looks amazing
52:00 <The_Baron> then yeah, smoked a cuntload, had some mephedrone
52:00 <Mew> was everyone else on acid too?
52:00 <lumeah2> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=801265623241089&set=a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318&type=1&theater
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah 
52:00 <The_Baron> there was about 500 tabs, 800 caps, and god knows what else sold that night
53:00 <The_Baron> total pigfest
53:00 <Mew> naice
53:00 <lumeah2> where was this The_Baron ? 
53:00 <lumeah2> mates place ?
53:00 <The_Baron> then had some more acid and a bottle of vodka for sunday breakfast
53:00 <The_Baron> followed off by tinnies and mephedrone
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah
53:00 <The_Baron> this lil warehouse some mates live at
54:00 <partay> The_Baron didn't know you were a  junkie
54:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
54:00 <Mew> our friend had what seemed like an endless supply of mephedrone about 3 years ago
54:00 <The_Baron> aah man, aint smashed it like this in years
54:00 <The_Baron> mephedrone is shit
54:00 <The_Baron> but fuck
54:00 <Mew> i reckon that stuff is sketchier than the acid and anything else
54:00 <The_Baron> when u are sinkin down tooheys new
54:00 <Mew> theres something weird about it
55:00 <The_Baron> u might as well push the boundaries of bad taste
56:00 <shadsam> .
56:00 <shadsam> ==
56:00 <shadsam> [][]
56:00 <shadsam> O,O
56:00 <The_Baron> but yeah mew, mephedrone is sketch
56:00 <shadsam> -,-
56:00 <The_Baron> prolly why I have this comedown to begin with really
56:00 <Mew> i reckon so
57:00 <partay> thats what the tamazes are for
57:00 <partay> benzos are good for the comedown
57:00 <The_Baron> nah that's what the half ounce of diesel kush is for
57:00 <Serenity> whats mephedrone
57:00 <The_Baron> which I am smashing down as we speak
57:00 <Mew> its what kids were calling meow meow a while back
57:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone
58:00 <Serenity> oh
58:00 <Serenity> i think ive heard of that
58:00 <partay> heath took 1 or 5 too many benzos for the comedown.. look what happened to him
58:00 <The_Baron> it's kinda like coke, kinda like E, but more crap
58:00 <Mew> yeah its like the black and gold brand of the good stuff
58:00 <Serenity> sounds nasty
58:00 <partay> its poor mans coke 
58:00 <The_Baron> well yeah
58:00 <The_Baron> at 40 bucks an 8ball
58:00 <The_Baron> what do u expect
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <Serenity> why do people put this shit in their bodies
59:00 <shadsam> TO GET HIGH
59:00 <The_Baron> because good mdma is scarce
59:00 <Serenity> i can understand the alure of legit drugs but that doesnt seem very good
59:00 <The_Baron> and young ppl couldn't give two shit
59:00 <Mew> i remember going on mad missions though
59:00 <The_Baron> s
59:00 <Mew> that was probably the only highlight
59:00 <shadsam> aK
59:00 <Serenity> well i was a young person once
59:00 <The_Baron> well tbh, at the time it was oright
59:00 <Serenity> n i was terrified of this shit
59:00 <The_Baron> coz I was so wired from the proper acid
59:00 <Serenity> not that particular one but other drugs
59:00 <The_Baron> all the mephedrone did was smack me out a bit
00:00 <shadsam> LOKINGAT REAL ESTATE BRB
00:00 <dadtouch> the drugs and the dogs
00:00 <Mew> yeah i dont see it as being a good way of bringing yourself back down to earth
00:00 <Mew> the proper stuff probably would
00:00 <dadtouch> pieter's gang
00:00 <shadsam> k
00:00 <The_Baron> well it was at the time
00:00 <The_Baron> now I just feel like ratshit
01:00 <Mew> poor shnookums
01:00 <shadsam> weeds bad
01:00 <Mew> is there a beach near you?
01:00 <Mew> just go and dive straight in
01:00 <shadsam> lol
01:00 <shadsam> thought u said drive
01:00 <Mew> haha
01:00 <Mew> no
02:00 <shadsam> lolol
02:00 <Mew> maybe last night but not today for The_Baron
02:00 <shadsam> br dj
02:00 <shadsam> brb
02:00 <Serenity> This is what happens when you do drugs on a week night
02:00 <Serenity> no sympathy
03:00 <The_Baron> no sympathy should be given
03:00 <The_Baron> I'm a dumb fuck thinkin I can still party with 20 yo doof hippy dealers
03:00 <Serenity> hahaha
03:00 <Serenity> those years are goneeee baron
04:00 <The_Baron> I represented well
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <Serenity> you can usually party well at the time
04:00 <Serenity> its just the recovery that fucks ya
04:00 <The_Baron> that's exactly it
04:00 <The_Baron> I'm sore all over
05:00 <Mew> i find i last longer when i go out now
05:00 <shadsam> ive been to raves straight
05:00 <shadsam> had a mad time
05:00 <The_Baron> me too
05:00 <Mew> i used to be fucked by midnight/1am but now i stay out til daylight
05:00 <shadsam> :))))))))))))))))))))))
05:00 <The_Baron> tbh I really wasn't expecting to do much other than smoke a few cones and play some tunes
05:00 <shadsam> lol mew
05:00 <Serenity> well i certainly am not throwing my guts up at 11pm and passed out by 12 anymore
05:00 <The_Baron> but when ol dredlocks splashed me with three drops of the finest
05:00 <The_Baron> well...shit
05:00 <spence> Party party
05:00 <Serenity> just takes me 2 days to revoer
05:00 <Serenity> recover
05:00 <The_Baron> when ur on a roll
05:00 <The_Baron> ur on a roll
05:00 <Mew> the night had only just begun
05:00 <shadsam> lol baron
06:00 <spence> Hey Shads
06:00 <shadsam> yot-yoyioyi spence
06:00 <lumeah2> hi spence
06:00 <spence> Hey
06:00 <shadsam> hows it
06:00 <spence> Why Lumeah2?
07:00 <Jezer> hi spence
07:00 <shadsam> theres a suburb called lumeah
07:00 <spence> Hi jezer
07:00 <Jezer> working spence?
07:00 <shadsam> brb peeps
08:00 <spence> Yeah on lunch mate
08:00 <spence> Jezer ??
08:00 <Jezer> chris
08:00 <Jezer> lolz
08:00 <Nikky`> lol I don't last anymore..old age kicks in and I get sleepy ;o)
08:00 <spence> Ahh
09:00 <lumeah2> yeah didn't know about the suppurb
09:00 <spence> If I'm drinking I last all night..how old nikky?
09:00 <lumeah2> hi Nikky`
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey lumeah2 
09:00 <Nikky`> 42
09:00 <spence> Ahh that is old
10:00 <lumeah2> why spence cuz i keep getting kicked
10:00 <spence> Lol jk you look younger 
10:00 <spence> Kicked why ?
10:00 <Nikky`> I do look younger so I shall lie..I'm 32
10:00 <Nikky`> *nods*
10:00 <lumeah2> cuz my wifi was running out of battries
11:00 <spence> Ok then...
13:00 <Jezer> i look younger so i will say i am 24
14:00 <The_Baron> atm I feel like I'm 75
18:00 <Nikky`> It will pass The_Baron,.. soon you will feel like your old self - of 74
18:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
18:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
24:00 <The_Baron> hhmmm
27:00 <Nikky`> Hmmmm
29:00 <The_Baron> HHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <Nikky`> Ok..listen here old man.. take your Hmmmm somewhere else :P
36:00 <Jezer> wb
36:00 <lumeah> ty
36:00 <lumeah> so annoying
36:00 <Jezer> dced?
36:00 <Jezer> yeah that would be
36:00 <lumeah> yup
38:00 <Mew> wb Ana_Ng
38:00 <Ana_Ng> hi mew
39:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> things that make you go hmmmmmmmm
41:00 <BlackDevil> dick?
42:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> before i met you i would say no. but now that ive talked to you on IRC, yes. all that gay linking you do has turned me
42:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i had a wife...kids
42:00 <ZeroDistance> BlackDevil
42:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> a job
43:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> a house
43:00 <ZeroDistance> !!
43:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ive lost it all
43:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> thanks to you BlackDevil 
43:00 <ZeroDistance> check this out man https://soundcloud.com/ryanlucivero-1/tear-drop-cover-mp3
43:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ive also lost my faith in God
43:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> is that yours panda
43:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> oh no
44:00 <ZeroDistance> nah it's my friend
44:00 <ZeroDistance> check it out
44:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> needs to de-ess it
44:00 <BlackDevil> you think that gets my jock off?
44:00 <BlackDevil> no
45:00 <ZeroDistance> think i might go poop
45:00 <ZeroDistance> wana come?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> xD bbs
45:00 <BlackDevil> i already pooped 
45:00 <ZeroDistance> aw
45:00 <ZeroDistance> :D
46:00 <shadsam> `xd
46:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> the singer is OK. but it doesnt sound like the instruments are working around the vocals
47:00 <shadsam> .
47:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam makes shit music
48:00 <The_Baron> the bass has too much release
48:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil is a pedo
48:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> the other songs dont have that noise/hissing. was that intentional?
48:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam is a molester
48:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> like the vinyl effect or whatever
49:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i dont remember the original
49:00 <BlackDevil> im going to watch nebraska
49:00 <shadsam> sif
49:00 <lumeah> i like it 
49:00 <lumeah> yeah fix the base 
50:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ah, it is intentional
50:00 <lumeah> ok
50:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> the original has that noise in the background too
50:00 <lumeah> does sound seperate the vocals that is
50:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/not-frenchcore
50:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> lol The_Baron 
51:00 <lumeah> grose pic 
51:00 <The_Baron> I aint changed that in years
51:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> it's no different to what happens at a mcdonald's kids' party lumeah 
51:00 <The_Baron> minus the dickshaped cookies
52:00 <lumeah> fwit lol
52:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i thought they were softserves
52:00 <The_Baron> nah, they are dickerdoodles
52:00 <The_Baron> penis shaped snickerdoodles covered in cream
54:00 <Jezer> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/trance-acid-remix-2014
54:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> these are a few of my favourite things
54:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/prayers-wip
54:00 <Jezer> that songs got 37 plays
54:00 <Jezer> got 11 followers now
55:00 <The_Baron> oh this is Kai-Tracid aye
55:00 <The_Baron> aint heard this in ages
55:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> has anyone messaged saying you thanks for giving them a soundtrack for their trip?
55:00 <Just4LULZ> hi all, anyone know the anons on austnet i need the key to join anonymous chan..?
55:00 <lumeah> i like the drums on the next track 
56:00 <lumeah> no
57:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> you've probably got the most followers out of anyone in this channel The_Baron 
57:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ive only got about 80
57:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> gimme some carnnnt
57:00 <The_Baron> it really doesn't mean much
57:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> but i want to compare myself to chris
58:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> and say u got 11... i got 1000 hahahahha
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> suck it
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> unf
58:00 <Jezer> so i dont care
58:00 <The_Baron> if u really want a heap of followers
58:00 <The_Baron> just go follow 2000-3000 other ppl
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> just follow heaps?
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> yes
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i know that technique, and then withdraw
58:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty lame
58:00 <Jezer> yeah if someone follows me i follow them
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> some people get burnt for that
58:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i dont do that though
59:00 <The_Baron> I follow shit if I like at least one track
59:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> also i find it too hard to follow the activity stream
59:00 <The_Baron> if I don't I won't
59:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> in fact ive stopped following
59:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> there's just too much
59:00 <lumeah> ta
59:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> should we create an Austnet Producer's Group
59:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> to show case the local talent
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> such as our prolific prodigy chris
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> who churns out 10 tunes a day
00:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/where-have-all-the-bees-gone
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> butter up
00:00 <The_Baron> my brain is going a bit like this atm
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> my brain died several days ago when working on an alt-rock tune
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i find it hard to even listen to it again
00:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> giving it a break before i fix the mixing
01:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> it sounds like someone just threw a gameboy into a bathtub
01:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> nice
01:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:00 <The_Baron> pretty much aye
01:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> this is more tonally correct than some of the tunes ive heard from others on here
02:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/naked-in-da-haus
02:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> might use clips from this song to tune my piano and guitar
02:00 <The_Baron> something that aint just nonsense
03:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> ah yes this one has evolution/progression to it
03:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> i've generally got an idea what a song is like from hearing a few secs of the intro and looking at the waveform
03:00 <dadtouch> capacitor tunes
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah if u look at enough waveforms
03:00 <The_Baron> u getta the jist
03:00 <dadtouch> DUKE2.MID
04:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> good touch. bad touch. dad touch
04:00 <dadtouch> dadtouch
04:00 <dadtouch> i need to write a remix of this old duke 2 music
04:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> when you see something that's pretty much just one large rectangle you know it's either gonnna be shit or weird
05:00 <The_Baron> yepp
05:00 <lumeah> oops
05:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> it does make the filtering process easier of what to reject
05:00 <dadtouch> or maybe they just had the amp threshold on high
06:00 <The_Baron> happy with the lil melodies in this tech house track
06:00 <ZeroDistance> unf back
06:00 <ZeroDistance> BlackDevil did u like?
07:00 <ZeroDistance> cool JunkiesToDaMax, nice critique that :P
07:00 <BlackDevil> im watching a movie
07:00 <BlackDevil> leave me alone
07:00 <BlackDevil> also shadsam is a molester
07:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> slander
08:00 <dadtouch> blackdad
08:00 <dadtouch> blackdadtouch
08:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> shadsam is free to babysit my kids anytime
08:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> so long he promises not to rest stubbies on their heads
08:00 <shadsam> lol
08:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
09:00 <ZeroDistance> YES! he didnt say no ashtrays
09:00 <ZeroDistance> hamburgers
09:00 <ZeroDistance> plates of spaghetti
09:00 <ZeroDistance> a hookers augmented tit
09:00 <ZeroDistance> pay a hooker come round rest her heavy tit on one of their heads
09:00 <shadsam> gots to charge my tablet
09:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> dont you mean breastfeeding ZeroDistance 
09:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> the kids are too old for that
10:00 <JunkiesToDaMax> and im not sure if STDs are transferrable through milk
13:00 <BlackDevil> they are through vaginal birth
20:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh
21:00 <ZeroDistance> bf4 better not've lost my profile
21:00 <ZeroDistance> or ill cut sick and kill children's pets.
21:00 <lumeah> i'll cut something 
21:00 <lumeah> bobitt 
21:00 <ZeroDistance> :S
22:00 <ZeroDistance> no
22:00 <dadtouch> raper
22:00 <ZeroDistance> that bit is too good :P
23:00 <xm> how sexist is society? if someone came in here with "mother's touch" everyone would go "awww how sweet". now this guy, some innocent newcomer to irc, dadtouch, gets immediately labelled as a deviant
23:00 <xm> unfair isnt it?
23:00 <ZeroDistance> not really
23:00 <ZeroDistance> and it isnt sexism
24:00 <lumeah> no iwouldn't , i'd be like , your in melb with a name like that,, still grose 
24:00 <lumeah> lol
24:00 <ZeroDistance> it's just whether or not that's the first thing you think
24:00 <dadtouch> yeah you fucking sickos
24:00 <dadtouch> the touch of a dad is inspiring
24:00 <xm> think of a word that rhymes with sexism ZeroDistance 
24:00 <Jezer> tism
24:00 <xm> yeah, imagine if Hitler received dadtouches everyday
24:00 <Jezer> rock on
25:00 <xm> there would have been no Holocaust
25:00 <xm> no World War II
25:00 <Jezer> nah he had 1 ball
25:00 <Jezer> lol 1 but hitler
25:00 <lumeah> he probbley did that the point
25:00 <Jezer> nut
25:00 <ZeroDistance> Hitler was a great man
25:00 <ZeroDistance> not a nice man
25:00 <Jezer> bullshit
25:00 <ZeroDistance> but he achieved something nobody else in the twentieth century could
25:00 <ZeroDistance> or probably ever will again.
25:00 <ZeroDistance> would you say Alexander was a great man Jezer?
26:00 <dadtouch> the damning accusation.
26:00 <Jezer> ne1 that kills ppl is shit
26:00 <ZeroDistance> because scholars would tell you that if he did what he did then, today, he'd be thought of in the same as Hitler.
26:00 <dadtouch> alexander was far worse, he just was less discriminate in his killing
26:00 <dadtouch> same with caesar
26:00 <ZeroDistance> and ghengis
26:00 <ZeroDistance> all of them
27:00 <xm> Hitler wasnt that preoccupied with world domination
27:00 <ZeroDistance> terrible people but great leaders
27:00 <xm> he was more interested in the welfare of Germans
27:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
27:00 <ZeroDistance> europe for him, middle east for muslims, asia for the japs
27:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsKDJlpUbA&feature=player_embedded#t=99
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disclosure - When A Fire Starts To Burn (Official Video) (May 30, 2013) 5:23 - Category: Music - 4,880,060 views - 30,128 likes (97.5%), 786 dislikes (2.5%)
27:00 <ZeroDistance> EUROPA
27:00 <The_Baron> fuck this is pretty sick for house
27:00 <xm> he was actually a peacemaker, believe it or not, and tried to settle disputes between Italy and Yugoslavia... and Japan and China
27:00 <dadtouch> caesar razed about 1000 cities in what would now be modern france, germany, britain, and southern scotland
27:00 <Vol`jin> yeah same with napoleon
27:00 <dadtouch> hitler didn't blow any cities up
27:00 <Vol`jin> these men were great man through their achievements
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I like how he turned his backstory, military service in ww1 into some heroic journey
28:00 <Vol`jin> but they were not nice human beings
28:00 <dadtouch> or rape their kids
28:00 <xm> heh my sister got me to download Disclosure for her the other week
28:00 <ZeroDistance> pol pot
28:00 <ZeroDistance> there was a great man that really let the crazy bug bite him
28:00 <xm> Cambodia is fucked for centuries thanks to him
28:00 <Vol`jin> ive got a copy of mein kampf
28:00 <xm> they've killed off millions of their intellectual elite
29:00 <dadtouch> darth vader just wanted peace in the galaxy but all these fucking rebel terrorists did was launch guerilla assaults from leftover weapons from previous wars
29:00 <dadtouch> SOUNDS FAMILIAR
29:00 <dadtouch> oh yes, leftover soviet weapons
29:00 <dadtouch> the dogs.
29:00 <xm> leftovers are good the next day
29:00 <dadtouch> woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
29:00 <xm> would you microwave ammo ?
29:00 <ZeroDistance> darth vader was a greater man than yoda
30:00 <ZeroDistance> people like yoda were the reason vader had his chance in the first
30:00 <xm> Mao Zedong Act m8
30:00 <Vol`jin> was do u mean ZeroDistance?
30:00 <Vol`jin> WAT*
30:00 <dadtouch> the republic housed drug traffickers like han solo, mafia kingpins like jabba and terrorist black people like lando calrissian, darth vader wouldn't have any of that shit
30:00 <dadtouch> he was a good man
30:00 <ZeroDistance> the preoccupation with peace
30:00 <ZeroDistance> is always a civilizations downfall
30:00 <ZeroDistance> look at Israel, they bloom
31:00 <xm> Darth Vader wanted to heritage list the planet Ewoks lived on and protect them
31:00 <ZeroDistance> and good on them, doing what they're supposed to be doing, expanding
31:00 <The_Baron> what's that quote, you can have peace and you can have freedom, but never at the same time
31:00 <The_Baron> something like that
31:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah baron
31:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit
31:00 <dadtouch> the first line of the sith code
31:00 <dadtouch> "peace is a lie"
32:00 <dadtouch> you earn freedom by fighting for it and breaking your shackles
32:00 <dadtouch> dadtouch.
32:00 <xm> you got the dadtouch...you got the powahhhhhhhh
32:00 <The_Baron> and peaceful revolution...fucking oxymoron
32:00 <The_Baron> there will always be disruptions
33:00 <xm> heh didnt know there was a video for this
33:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stan Bush - The Touch (May 20, 2008) 4:07 - Category: Music - 1,563,063 views - 9,072 likes (98.5%), 142 dislikes (1.5%)
33:00 <dadtouch> dadhands
34:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
34:00 <ZeroDistance> look at gandhi
34:00 <ZeroDistance> guy didnt practise what he preached
34:00 <xm> cant wait to buy my red convertible, have sunnies on, have a mullet and blast this song over a bridge
34:00 <The_Baron> well what did india end up with?
34:00 <ZeroDistance> had a fucking homosexual relationship with a bodybuilder in south africa
34:00 <dadtouch> i like how everyone convenient leaves out how gandhi was a massive racist
34:00 <The_Baron> muslims and hindus at each others throats
34:00 <xm> he never cared about the lower castes
34:00 <ZeroDistance> politicians, liars the lot of em, i say
34:00 <The_Baron> all for the idea of some bullshit sense of soveriegnty
34:00 <xm> i dont think many people know this
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't expect my artists to be good people
35:00 <xm> and his idea for peaceful resistance came from leo tolstoy anyway
35:00 <Ana_Ng> so why would i expect an agenda-driven leader to care about everything else
35:00 <The_Baron> it wasn't peaceful
35:00 <xm> i know
35:00 <The_Baron> not in the least
35:00 <dadtouch> dumb_white_people like their fabricated martyrs
35:00 <Ana_Ng> do you think leo tolstoy created the idea of peaceful resistance?
35:00 <dadtouch> fits into the hollywood delusion
36:00 <xm> gandhi seemed more concerned about hygiene than the welfare of the lower castes
36:00 <Jezer> no milk hmm coffee with icecream i thinks
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i love how people who are total losers love to bag on people who've actually made a difference. you've probably never even run a high school club
36:00 <The_Baron> peaceful 1.
36:00 <The_Baron> free from disturbance; tranquil.
36:00 <Ana_Ng> why don't you go be in charge of something before you judge
36:00 <xm> In 1884, Tolstoy wrote a book called "What I Believe", in which he openly confessed his Christian beliefs. He affirmed his belief in Jesus Christ's teachings and was particularly influenced by the Sermon on the Mount, and the injunction to turn the other cheek, which he understood as a "commandment of non-resistance to evil by force" and a doctrine of pacifism and nonviolence. 
37:00 <The_Baron> 2.
37:00 <The_Baron> not involving war or violence.
37:00 <xm> ahhh it's that Ana_Ng 
37:00 <xm> the one who coined homo gay
37:00 <dadtouch> homofag rolls off the tongue more smoothly
37:00 <xm> then she does a runner
37:00 <ZeroDistance> Monkey In The Machine is a great doco
37:00 <The_Baron> ghandi fucked up
37:00 <ZeroDistance> should watch it
37:00 <xm> nothing more than a drama queen drunk on faux-morality
37:00 <dadtouch> gandhi nukes all your cities in civilization 5
37:00 <dadtouch> the cunt.
37:00 <The_Baron> india was better off when it was under colonial rule
38:00 <xm> lol
38:00 <The_Baron> than the shambles it became
38:00 <xm> it was
38:00 <xm> as it was everywhere else
38:00 <xm> just look at the state of Africa today
39:00 <ZeroDistance> and pakistan
39:00 <ZeroDistance> what a failed project that is
39:00 <ZeroDistance> should just intergrate back into India
40:00 <Vol`jin> iraq as a whole, as better under hussein, libya under ghaddafi
40:00 <Jezer> living alone is ok u can drink from milk bottle eat from ice cream bucket
40:00 <The_Baron> iraq was better off under a shah
40:00 <Jezer> leave seat up
40:00 <Jezer> lol
40:00 <Vol`jin> better than the total anarchy clusterfuck it has currently become
40:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
40:00 <ZeroDistance> terroism has never been worse
40:00 <xm> if the USA invaded Australia they'd put bogans in charge
41:00 <xm> the shock and horror
41:00 <ZeroDistance> america fucked up
41:00 <ZeroDistance> too much ego
41:00 <ZeroDistance> not enough smarts
41:00 <The_Baron> I thought bogans were in charge?
41:00 <xm> im talking at the government level
41:00 <xm> but if you mean who is practically in charge
41:00 <xm> then yes
41:00 <ZeroDistance> we're in charge, the people
41:00 <The_Baron> well they are the voice and opinion that propels these fuckwits in government
41:00 <ZeroDistance> always will be
42:00 <ZeroDistance> long's we're ballsy enough to stand up
42:00 <The_Baron> the droves of cashed up bogans who measure success by the size of their tellies
42:00 <ZeroDistance> overthrow the government, we'll always be the ones they answer to
42:00 <xm> if bogans were 905% of the population it'd be hilarious how all the politicians would try to appeal and pander to them
42:00 <xm> mullets, vb
42:00 <ZeroDistance> took two men to spark the french revolution, two men
42:00 <xm> swearing
42:00 <xm> singlets, thongs in parliament
42:00 <The_Baron> nah they just pander to their fears
42:00 <Vol`jin> meat pies
42:00 <The_Baron> look over there
42:00 <The_Baron> BROWN PEOPLE
42:00 <Vol`jin> and farmers union icec coffee
42:00 <xm> holden, meat pies and *wolf whistle*
43:00 <Vol`jin> bintang singlets
43:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGW-WX77zjY
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holden cars - football, meat pies, kangaroos (Australian ad, 1970's) (Dec 19, 2008) 1:00 - Category: Entertainment - 95,137 views - 223 likes (97%), 7 dislikes (3%)
45:00 <The_Baron> lol
46:00 <xm> i like the relevance of the women in there
46:00 <The_Baron> haha yeah
46:00 <The_Baron> reminds me of this video we had to watch at P.E once
46:00 <xm> i wonder if i keep digging on YouTube if i'll find a chiko roll ad of a woman on a motorcycle sucking on one
46:00 <xm> and pulling down the wrapper
46:00 <The_Baron> it was meant to be about skin cancer and shit
46:00 <The_Baron> but it was from the 80's
47:00 <xm> oh?
47:00 <The_Baron> so it was mainly scenes of the beach, pair of tits, sausages cooking
47:00 <xm> haha
47:00 <The_Baron> it had some narration
47:00 <The_Baron> but fuck me if I can remember that shit
47:00 <xm> innuendo?
47:00 <The_Baron> I tell ya what aye
47:00 <The_Baron> what was with all the bare tits in the 80's
47:00 <The_Baron> no wonder ppl get so nostalgic
48:00 <xm> did it have the sausages cooking and then juxtapositioning where the girls tanning turned their bodies around to face the sun
48:00 <The_Baron> nah no faces 
48:00 <The_Baron> just bare tits with tanlines
48:00 <The_Baron> then sausages
48:00 <The_Baron> then beach
48:00 <xm> SHIT THAT'S A BIG MELANOMA
48:00 <The_Baron> repeat
48:00 <xm> oh wait that's just a nipple
48:00 <The_Baron> LOL
48:00 <xm> OH WAIT THAT'S 2 OF THEM
48:00 <xm> no wait nipples again
49:00 <The_Baron> public service videos were certainly funnier back them days
49:00 <xm> i pretty much enjoyed the quirkiness of 80s stuff
49:00 <xm> like even the science educational videos
50:00 <xm> the music was even good enough to go by
50:00 <ZeroDistance> BAAAAAYYBEY I LOVE YOUR NECK ROOLLLS, BAAAABY SHOW ME YOUR CHINS
51:00 <Jezer> ne ops alive
51:00 <Jezer> ?
51:00 <Jezer> now i know why the ppl in cats channel are banned from melbourne
51:00 <Jezer> they just pick on ppl
52:00 <The_Baron> ppl are banned from here?
53:00 <Jezer> yes
53:00 <xm> what has upset you today Jezer ?
53:00 <Jezer> not you xm
53:00 <Jezer> youre ok
53:00 <Jezer> just being called fake and gay is a bit childish
54:00 <xm> i didnt see anyone calling you fake?
54:00 <Jezer> they said i faking my illness
54:00 <xm> most people dont care if they are called gay though
54:00 <Jezer> thats what i meant
54:00 <Jezer> i do if its the only chat happening
56:00 <Jezer> like element is stalker i change nick and ident and ip
56:00 <Jezer> then he msges me
56:00 <Jezer> just to tell me i gonna lose dsp
56:00 <Jezer> when i not gonna
56:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
56:00 <ZeroDistance> why you on dsp
56:00 <Jezer> schizophernia
57:00 <Jezer> u cant fake that
57:00 <Fez> Can act it
57:00 <ZeroDistance> ah k
57:00 <Fez> Thats a form of fake
57:00 <ZeroDistance> must suck
57:00 <Jezer> ok with meds as long as dont drink smoke weed
57:00 <xm> Jezer: i dont doubt you have it. i just think you shouldn't identify with it too much and define your entire being with it
58:00 <Jezer> i dont
58:00 <xm> im bipolar and i dont care either way
58:00 <Jezer> i had that at 14
58:00 <xm> i even get told off for not "taking it seriously"
58:00 <ZeroDistance> shrug
59:00 <ZeroDistance> just take your condition and use it to your advantage
59:00 <ZeroDistance> i say
59:00 <ZeroDistance> i do
59:00 <Jezer> how are u ZeroDistance
59:00 <xm> ZeroDistance: was it OCD you have?
59:00 <xm> or anxiety or something
59:00 <ZeroDistance> how do you mean?
59:00 <xm> i forget
59:00 <ZeroDistance> MDD and OCD yeah
59:00 <The_Baron> aah yes
59:00 <ZeroDistance> this time of year I'm usually wanting to blow my brains out
59:00 <The_Baron> showing off emotional scars
59:00 <The_Baron> :P
59:00 <xm> have you tried before ZeroDistance ?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> not blow my brains out 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
00:00 <xm> most people who try to OD fail
00:00 <ZeroDistance> dont have a gun, i'd be dead, and if that didn't do it, i'd never die
00:00 <The_Baron> yeah. that's usually once in a lifetime kinda thing
00:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah or they bring you back to life
00:00 <xm> it's mostly med students who succeed, and that's because of what they have access to and their knowledge
00:00 <ZeroDistance> and you hate them for it
00:00 <ZeroDistance> now i dont but
01:00 <Jezer> pandas are u cuddly
01:00 <Jezer> why did u choose pandas
01:00 <Fez> Pandas chose him
02:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao!
02:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
02:00 <dadtouch> b1rd
03:00 <xm> b1rd left IRC because he wanted to get in dadtouch with his inner self
04:00 <xm> currently living as a hermit in the middle of the bush in victoria
04:00 <xm> i hope he isnt near the fires
04:00 <xm> actually knowing b1rd he'd be the ones starting them
04:00 <dadtouch> it's a dog's life geralt i'll tell ya that much
05:00 <xm> this must be steven
05:00 <xm> only steven would say that
05:00 <dadtouch> <steven> IS GOOGLE DOWN?
05:00 <xm> <steven> YOU GUYS ARE USELESS. ILL JUST SEARCH ON GOOGLE FOR "IS GOOGLE DOWN"
06:00 <dadtouch> simba's mate
06:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is steven why does everyone keep talking about him
06:00 <dadtouch> a guy simber has a boner over
07:00 <xm> i saw a documentary by the zeitgest guys once. they claim steven never existed but instead is a composite of various gods from miscellaneous ancient mythologies
07:00 <dadtouch> just a bundle of capacitors
08:00 <The_Baron> lol xm
08:00 <dadtouch> wolfram even added steven to wolframalpha
08:00 <dadtouch> he's the people's champion
10:00 <xm> i heard he used to carry a large bag full of capacitors and throw them to the needy
10:00 <xm> St Steven
10:00 <dadtouch> he once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party
12:00 <dadtouch> i've got the blower at 4475 RPM
12:00 <British^Meat> oooer
12:00 <ZeroDistance> blower lol
12:00 <xm> some men kiss other men's wive's hands. some men just kiss it. such nuances in a civilised society
13:00 <dadtouch> GPU 0:  82.0C 4481RPM
13:00 <dadtouch> the jet engine has landed
13:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
14:00 <ZeroDistance> xm that reminds me
14:00 <ZeroDistance> movie was on early hours this morning bout Henry 8th
14:00 <ZeroDistance> with Charles Laughton 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> he's sitting in the banquet hall surrounded by everyone, hogging down chicken and talking about that shit
15:00 <dadtouch> henry had a severe case of Piet's Foot Disease
15:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:00 <dadtouch> do you think they had meth in the 1500s?
16:00 <The_Baron> .....
16:00 <The_Baron> no
16:00 <xm> what about capacitors
16:00 <xm> do you think we should ask these questions elsewhere. like the mcdonalds website
17:00 <dadtouch> the chinese invented capacitors in 200 BC
17:00 <dadtouch> they hid them on the daiyou islands
18:00 <dadtouch> that's why there's so much dispute with the japanese, the chinese are like "our capacitors are there" and the japanese are like "those capacitors are a super nintendo"
18:00 <The_Baron> that's bullshit
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i wanna be a hitman
18:00 <emuls> i think this room is doing meth dadtouch
18:00 <ZeroDistance> NAH HITWOMAN!
18:00 <The_Baron> the abacus was invented in 200bc
18:00 <ZeroDistance> dress up like a chick
18:00 <The_Baron> not the fucking capacitor
18:00 <ZeroDistance> melons to die for
18:00 <dadtouch> rofl
18:00 <xm> the capacitor in 200bc was made with individual capacitors not beads
19:00 <xm> the abacus in 200bc was made with individual capacitors not beads
19:00 <xm> sorry mate cant use the abacus yet
19:00 <xm> still chargin
20:00 <xm> 1uF + 10uF + 100uF
20:00 <xm> = w00f
20:00 <dadtouch> they sent a satellite into space shortly after that i believe
20:00 <emuls> this is mental hour yes?
20:00 <dadtouch> it had a shiba inu in it
20:00 <dadtouch> the russians tried to copy the chinese 2000 years later by sending laika up
20:00 <dadtouch> dogs_in_space
21:00 <xm> do you reckon that shiba inu ever got back to earth safely
21:00 <xm> or did it colonise the rest of the universe
21:00 <xm> the thing is
21:00 <xm> when they come back to take over the earht
21:00 <xm> earth*
21:00 <The_Baron>  	Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. 	
21:00 <dadtouch> it hid on the dark side of the moon sending transmissions to earth and creating the doge meme
21:00 <xm> we have their currency ready for their
21:00 <xm> dogecoins m8
21:00 <The_Baron> hahaha 1949
21:00 <xm> the shiba inu gods
22:00 <dadtouch> and now with dogecoins gaining popularity, it will soon make a return
22:00 <xm> yeah, in the original scene in transformers it was a shiba in a space suit destroying the equipment
22:00 <British^Meat> this isnt funny
22:00 <British^Meat> no, not funny in the slightest :/
23:00 <dadtouch> a hell of a shibe
23:00 <xm> * shiba space ships arrive on Earth hovering over each major capital city *
24:00 <xm> Earth is now ready to be dominated!
24:00 <xm> w00f
24:00 <dadtouch> piet's foot will save the day
24:00 <xm> yes, rabies
24:00 <dadtouch> piet's foot could be used as a siege weapon, like how the mongols catapulted dead carcasses behind city walls
25:00 <dadtouch> piet's foot would be 100x more potent
25:00 <xm> and the shibas have been away for so long theyve forgotten all about it
25:00 <British^Meat> **sigh**
25:00 <British^Meat> cant we talk about how mad spence is/was instead?
25:00 <dadtouch> this is an important discussion
25:00 <xm> i can barely remember spence
25:00 <dadtouch> spence is old hat
26:00 <xm> all i know is that spence is a guy that lives with a 71 yearold Bosnian Muslim with a flatulence problem
26:00 <xm> someone inform me if there is anything else i should know
26:00 <xm> so i can update my dossiers
27:00 <dadtouch> i think he goes through two bathtubs of beer every week
27:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/481723_411726335566645_1307243931_n.jpg
27:00 <dadtouch> whether the bathtub is a unit of measurement, or if he actually has bathtubs full of beer is up for debate
27:00 <dadtouch> or maybe he bathes in it
27:00 <The_Baron> spence is a cockspank
27:00 <The_Baron> add that to ur fucking dossier
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
29:00 <brainz> question time
29:00 <BlackDevil> i need to go pee
30:00 <xm> i can help you set up your windows home network if you want brainz 
30:00 <brainz> really
30:00 <xm> yes
30:00 <brainz> can you
30:00 <brainz> how is that done
30:00 <Attila> no, not really. 
30:00 <brainz> and how much will you charge
31:00 <brainz> xm
31:00 <brainz> well
31:00 <xm> $0. im feeling generous. im off to the casino soon so want some good karma
31:00 <brainz> haha 
32:00 <brainz> casino
32:00 <brainz> which one
32:00 <xm> the one where you give away your money and get drunk
32:00 <xm> that one
32:00 <brainz> ahhh
32:00 <brainz> i see
32:00 <Just4LULZ> crown
32:00 <Just4LULZ> lulz
32:00 <dadtouch> brainz, send me all your dogecoins and i will give you some hookers
33:00 <brainz> so you use windows home network
33:00 <xm> shit this Just4LULZ guy is good. should be a mentalist in Las Vegas
33:00 <Just4LULZ> lmao
33:00 <brainz> ohh crown
33:00 <xm> brainz: yer m8. ive even networked a DOS machine to Windows 9.3
33:00 <brainz> i know crown
33:00 <ZeroDistance> my top lip smells like vagina
33:00 <ZeroDistance> lick above ur lip n sniff
33:00 <brainz> windows 9.3 
34:00 <brainz> wow
34:00 <brainz> ive never heard of that
34:00 <xm> yeah, not available to public
34:00 <brainz> ohh really
34:00 <xm> i was selected as part of an exclusive programme
34:00 <dadtouch> you can get windows 9.3 if you patch windows 8.9 four times
34:00 <brainz> where did you get it
34:00 <xm> this one is sooo COOOL. there's not just 1 start bar but fucking 4!
34:00 <xm> ONE FOR EACH CORNER
34:00 <xm> lol
34:00 <brainz> exclusive club
35:00 <brainz> ohh program
35:00 <xm> brainz: i downloaded it via xbox
35:00 <brainz> can i be part of the exclusive program
35:00 <xm> i used my headphone piece as a modem
35:00 <brainz> wow high tech stuff
35:00 <brainz> beyond my understanding
35:00 <brainz> wow
36:00 <The_Baron> such wow
36:00 <brainz> this is all new stuff for me
36:00 <TheRon> world of warcraft?
36:00 <xm> 9.3 is so cool. i can even rotate the screen to 45 degrees
36:00 <xm> and it's anti-aliased!
36:00 <brainz> does windows 9.3 drink
36:00 <brainz> hehe
37:00 <brainz> its windows on drugs is it
37:00 <brainz> lol
37:00 <brainz> wow
37:00 <TheRon> is it 420 already?
37:00 <xm> it has a psychedelic screensaver but no i wouldnt say on drugs
37:00 <xm> TheRon: no pops. get back to bed. i'll wake you up when it's meds/pot time
38:00 <brainz> xm what about samba
38:00 <brainz> doe sit have samba
38:00 <brainz> does
38:00 <brainz> you know
38:00 <brainz> right
38:00 <xm> yeah it'll work with lunix
38:00 <brainz> wow
38:00 <brainz> so how many network windows 9.3 have you setup
39:00 <xm> hmm well i was at at LAN yesterday
39:00 <xm> about 50 people were there
39:00 <TheRon> and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon......
39:00 <xm> installed them all 
39:00 <brainz> only yesterday
40:00 <brainz> so what do i have to do to get it all
40:00 <brainz> lol
41:00 <dadtouch> xm, you can do that in windows 7 too
41:00 <brainz> hello
41:00 <dadtouch> it's a little known feature
41:00 <xm> are you referring to the 45 degree thing?
42:00 <dadtouch> i'm pleased they reintroduced it in windows 9.3
42:00 <British^Meat> i play the flight simulator in excel
43:00 <brainz> what about longhorn
43:00 <dadtouch> the problem with the windows 7 iteration is that it only worked if you had the intel hd drivers installed
43:00 <dadtouch> but it's native in 9.3
44:00 <The_Baron> longhorn was a failed attempt to be gay like apple
44:00 <xm> apparently in windows 9.4 there's going to be driver support for soundblaster 16
44:00 <xm> blast it
44:00 <dadtouch> yeah, i heard that
44:00 <dadtouch> mainly because there was no hardware devices that could support opl-fm
44:00 <TheRon> it's not drivers that windows needs it's norgs and lots of them :)
44:00 <xm> with an advanced japanese algorithm of up to -5second latency
45:00 <xm> it predicts the incoming signal
45:00 <brainz> what about blue
45:00 <dadtouch> which the sb16 excels at
45:00 <xm> Windows 9.4 --- the future of hipster computing
45:00 <dadtouch> it's meant to come with a PCI-E-x1 to PCI and even ISA slot for the older sb16 cards
45:00 <xm> coaxial cables
45:00 <xm> IDE drives
45:00 <dadtouch> just so you can fit it on your board
46:00 <xm> soundblaster16
46:00 <British^Meat> i have 800 in mine
46:00 <xm> 16 megaram
46:00 <The_Baron> lol
46:00 <brainz> what happen to IDE
46:00 <brainz> ohh
46:00 <xm> 320x200 resolution with 80s whore make up colours to choose from
46:00 <xm> aka CGA
46:00 <dadtouch> pink everywhere
46:00 <brainz> thats sounds like a mad puter
47:00 <brainz> where can i get one
47:00 <dadtouch> ARM processor compatibility so you can flash it to your raspberry pi
47:00 <dadtouch> or your phone
47:00 <xm> yeah man. microsoft's new CEO is a visionary
47:00 <TheRon> how bizarre how bizarre
47:00 <xm> not like that Jobs
47:00 <British^Meat> I put a pentium 3 in my Tablet
47:00 <brainz> what about the pentium
47:00 <xm> there is an option to upgrade to SCSI but it will be a $100 extra
48:00 <British^Meat> R I P pentium
48:00 <brainz> really
48:00 <brainz> wow
48:00 <xm> and what about mobile drives? the caddy is back!
48:00 <dadtouch> the plug
48:00 <xm> and with a free trolley to go with it
48:00 <TheRon> bit smokey here today
48:00 <xm> r u accusin us of bein high...
48:00 <brainz> i put 4 mb in my TRS80
48:00 <xm> i have hay fever 
48:00 <brainz> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> my pentium 3 could probably run flappy bird
49:00 <The_Baron> this really isn't helping the scatters
49:00 <The_Baron> but I can't focus on bupkis anyway
49:00 <brainz> i got a quad pentium board
49:00 <brainz> is that good
49:00 <xm> i would re-write flappy bird into ASM and run it on a C64
50:00 <British^Meat> im sure there would be a market for it
50:00 <brainz> when are they going to create a OCPU
50:00 <TheRon> next you guys will be designing apps to solve equations
50:00 <brainz> OCPU --> Organic CPU
50:00 <dadtouch> the dog and his equations
51:00 <xm> you know i was learning advanced AI the other day
51:00 <xm> got the program to say "Hello World!"
51:00 <brainz> haha
51:00 <brainz> whats AI
51:00 <faux> wow
51:00 <dadtouch> i have an OCPU, i bought a shiba inu and hooked up a hashcat-scrypt asic to his brain, so he mines dogecoins for me all day
51:00 <faux> Dumb.
51:00 <British^Meat> animal instinct
51:00 <dadtouch> sometimes he goes out of range of wifi though
51:00 <dadtouch> it's a problem
51:00 <TheRon> AI is a speilberg movie
52:00 <brainz> hjahaha
52:00 <brainz> ohh a movie
52:00 <dadtouch> cybermutt
52:00 <brainz> really
53:00 <xm> kubrick originally wanted it to be about a boy who killed his human foster mother and put her skin over another female robot, to have the unconditional maternal love he always wanted
53:00 <brainz> what about LOICs
53:00 <xm> but spielberg butchered the script
53:00 <brainz> anyone
53:00 <xm> and turned it into a sell-out family movie
54:00 <TheRon> have you guys met dogue yet??
54:00 <brainz> hello
55:00 <TheRon> http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2013/12/doge.jpg
55:00 <xm> Hello!
55:00 <xm> Enter your name:
55:00 <xm> How are you brainz?
55:00 <brainz> yeah im good
55:00 <xm> Would you like to enter the Forest of Yandor?
56:00 <brainz> Enter your name: RON
56:00 <TheRon> is that code?
56:00 <brainz> Wheres yandor
56:00 <xm> north east of Sherwood Forest
56:00 <brainz> ive never been to a forest
56:00 <brainz> lol
57:00 <xm> liar
57:00 <dadtouch> http://i.imgur.com/t1whWUx.jpg this is me painting dogecoins
57:00 <brainz> liar why
57:00 <TheRon> i'm sporting a forest
58:00 <xm> are you that guy from Abba dadtouch 
58:00 <xm> Shibba
58:00 <brainz> i wanna know what a LOICs are
58:00 <brainz> anyone
59:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
59:00 <The_Baron> that's pretty cool
59:00 <brainz> what is
59:00 <Just4LULZ> low orbit cannon
59:00 <brainz> whats that
00:00 <Just4LULZ> a ddos tool
00:00 <brainz> really
00:00 <TheRon> doge rules
00:00 <Just4LULZ> ya
00:00 <brainz> what about flubber
00:00 <brainz> i want to make fluber
00:00 <brainz> flubber*
01:00 <Just4LULZ> for xbox
01:00 <brainz> no
01:00 <Just4LULZ> modifying tool
02:00 <Just4LULZ> idw
02:00 <Just4LULZ> idk
02:00 <brainz> whats idw
02:00 <brainz> whats idk
02:00 <Just4LULZ> lulz
02:00 <brainz> haha
02:00 <Just4LULZ> i dont know
02:00 <brainz> lol
02:00 <dadtouch> http://i.imgur.com/o1qNQjg.jpg
02:00 <dadtouch> thankyou very much.
02:00 <brainz> flubber is a material
02:00 <Just4LULZ> lmao
03:00 <Just4LULZ> xm dont aim that shiz my way
03:00 <xm> with 10kb/s upstream 
03:00 <brainz> haha
03:00 <Just4LULZ> all good im running of a hijacked computer anyway
03:00 <xm> everyone go to http://iptrap.tk
03:00 <xm> k
03:00 <Just4LULZ> no thanks
03:00 <dadtouch> dadtrap.io
03:00 <Just4LULZ> u wanna get ip?
03:00 <brainz> hahaha
04:00 <Just4LULZ> no n00bz here
04:00 <dadtouch> riecoin is coming out tomorrow, if you want to make $1000 by using your cpu and not live off centrelink you would mine it
04:00 <Just4LULZ> haha
04:00 <brainz> what about btk.to
04:00 <dadtouch> just some fatherly advice.
04:00 <brainz> yeah
04:00 <brainz> go go
04:00 <xm> is anyone graphing the growth of the number of those cryptocurrencies?
04:00 <dadtouch> smart people (like a dad such as myself) know which crypto to invest in and which are dog shit
05:00 <xm> would be interesting to see the trend
05:00 <TheRon> any thoughts on the manufacturing sector and reinstating the tarrifs??
05:00 <dadtouch> there are only about 6 worth investing in
05:00 <whencanibehappy> what tarriffs?
05:00 <xm> tarrifs just lead to inefficiencies
05:00 <TheRon> exactly
05:00 <dadtouch> i will sell this trader information for 1 million dogecoins
05:00 <xm> it's a backward step
05:00 <brainz> question time
05:00 <brainz> parlament
05:00 <dadtouch> >parlament
06:00 <brainz> parliment
06:00 <xm> tariffs*
06:00 <dadtouch> >parliment
06:00 <brainz> thats what i said
06:00 <brainz> lol
06:00 <dadtouch> did you learn how to spell from the back of a cereal box?
06:00 <brainz> i want a job at Toyota
06:00 <dadtouch> i think they have a job for you at mcdonalds mate
06:00 <Just4LULZ> lol
06:00 <xm> a lawyer working for an insolvency company would do well at the moment
06:00 <brainz> really
07:00 <dadtouch> dad is disappointed
07:00 <brainz> maccas
07:00 <brainz> excellent
07:00 <xm> brainz you can join my IT consultancy
07:00 <TheRon> george likes spicy chicken
07:00 <brainz> what did you want to know
07:00 <brainz> lol
07:00 <dadtouch> a lawyer working to legitimise cryptocurrencies would do well at the moment
07:00 <brainz> cleo10 is a cop
07:00 <dadtouch> dad10
08:00 <Just4LULZ> hahaha
08:00 <dadtouch> 14.1 petaflops of processing power
08:00 <Just4LULZ> she usually gets strait on tha pm's
08:00 <dadtouch> the dadprocessor
08:00 <xm> Cleo10 told me she was 13 and that we should meet up outside Springvale police headquarters
08:00 <Just4LULZ> straight
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <brainz> haha
08:00 <brainz> xm
08:00 <TheRon> new zealanders should be a) tolerated b) politely asked to leave or c) frogmarched to the nearest plane or boat
09:00 <dadtouch> Cletus10 told me he had the launch code to all the russian ex-soviet ICBMs
09:00 <British^Meat> Cleo10 gets angry at me
09:00 <dadtouch> d) inserted into TheRon's gaping anus
09:00 <Just4LULZ> lmmfao
09:00 <xm> TheRon: that's what Pauline Hanson would say. you're right out of the 1950s 
09:00 <British^Meat> i didnt even do anything :(
09:00 <British^Meat> TheRon just repeats himself
09:00 <dadtouch> TheRon is wearing a wifebeater right now and choking back a vb
09:00 <brainz> acouple more times
10:00 <British^Meat> once more u reckon?
10:00 <brainz> yeah
10:00 <brainz> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> neg on that
10:00 <TheRon> my lunch is repeating on me
10:00 <xm> im not sure if wifebeaters were invented yet
10:00 <brainz> why not haha
10:00 <simba> We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes 
10:00 <dadtouch> simber is back to troll the irc with the gang
11:00 <simba> im not in ur skype gang
11:00 <TheRon> so anti today
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <dadtouch> tunnelsnakes rule
11:00 <brainz> were voting yes on having simba's DSP cut
11:00 <simba> <dadtouch> IM SO RANDOM
11:00 <brainz> haha
11:00 <Just4LULZ> haha
11:00 <dadtouch> <simber> what is dsp, i have never heard of it
12:00 <dadtouch> he took your job at maccas brainz
12:00 <British^Meat> bah, got a dude like that at work, he's always "Im so crazy/yup i actually did that/yup, THATS ME" sorta guy
12:00 <dadtouch> what will you do now?
12:00 <British^Meat> sux
12:00 <brainz> aww my job at maccas
12:00 <brainz> i want my job at maccas
12:00 <xm> you get free WiFi at Maccas
12:00 <xm> livin it up
12:00 <brainz> haha
12:00 <brainz> yeah man
12:00 <xm> free newspapers
12:00 <brainz> flippin burgers for 10 an hour
12:00 <emuls> i got free wifi all throughout Vietnam. GET IT TOGETHER AUSTRALIA
13:00 <xm> aircon if you're not at the back
13:00 <British^Meat> my friends parents used to say weefee
13:00 <brainz> now thats a future
13:00 <xm> emuls: how reliable was it?
13:00 <emuls> did you pay the wee fee>?
13:00 <TheRon> newspapers are so lite now
13:00 <British^Meat> hah
13:00 <xm> British^Meat: yeah, i had a boss like that...NO ONE ever corrected him
13:00 <emuls> the only time we had poor wifi was on a boat in haong bay
13:00 <simba> nobody reads newspapers anymore its 2014
13:00 <xm> we just preferred to laugh
13:00 <emuls> *halong
13:00 <xm> the thing is he was an electronic engineer
13:00 <emuls> on the pacific ocean.
13:00 <xm> so he should have known better
13:00 <xm> i remember during my interview he was going fuck this and fuck that
14:00 <xm> then put his shoes on the table
14:00 <British^Meat> gross
14:00 <brainz> fck maccas interview should i go
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <brainz> what do i wear
14:00 <British^Meat> why did he do that?
14:00 <dadtouch> simber can give you fashion advice
14:00 <brainz> haha
14:00 <xm> ronald mcdonald costume
14:00 <TheRon> did people realize the chinese navy was having war games so close to australian waters?
14:00 <brainz> really
14:00 <simba> go in a tux
14:00 <emuls> brainz are you still in school?
14:00 <emuls> if so, go in your uniform if it isnt completely feral
14:00 <dadtouch> make sure you bring those beers with you, HR love to see a man with drive
14:00 <brainz> why you ask me that
14:00 <TheRon> indian ocean between indonesia and christmas island
14:00 <brainz> emuls: 
15:00 <xm> brainz: hire a prison uniform from a costume store
15:00 <emuls> becuase that determines what you should wear
15:00 <Just4LULZ> getting reading for iran
15:00 <brainz> hahaha xm
15:00 <xm> also get some chains for your legs and cuffs for your hands
15:00 <brainz> ohhh really
15:00 <xm> and waddle in
15:00 <brainz> yeah im in school
15:00 <emuls> well not really, but if you're in highschool your uniform is a fine option
15:00 <brainz> haha
15:00 <brainz> xm
15:00 <emuls> but if you're a 24 year old male 
15:00 <emuls> maybe not
15:00 <emuls> that'd just be creepy
16:00 <brainz> hehe
16:00 <dadtouch> a japanese schoolgirl outfit would be fine for a 24-year-old male
16:00 <dadtouch> bring your manga collection too
16:00 <brainz> wow
16:00 <Just4LULZ> -_-
16:00 <TheRon> the olympic games in sochi are costing $50 billion, a third of that is bribery and corruption
16:00 <xm> brainz: and then start sucking up to them but do it wrong. "i love your whoppers! but why dont you include cheese for free???"
16:00 <dadtouch> and your MLP figures
16:00 <brainz> i have to look ll this up on 4chan lol
16:00 <Just4LULZ> true TheRON
16:00 <The_Baron> almost tempted to dress up as chun li for super nova
16:00 <brainz> all*
16:00 <British^Meat> chunders
16:00 <The_Baron> really fuck some heads up
16:00 <dadtouch> i bet you would look smashing as a crossdresser
17:00 <brainz> hahaha xm
17:00 <xm> watch out for Japanese business men that might be nearby
17:00 <British^Meat> do you have athletic thighs The_Baron?
17:00 <The_Baron> haha
17:00 <xm> it's a fetish thing over there
17:00 <The_Baron> no
17:00 <xm> cross dressing school girls
17:00 <dadtouch> cross dressing school girls on public transport
17:00 <dadtouch> with various smells and dadtouches
17:00 <TheRon> so many protestors at sochi are in jail right now
18:00 <British^Meat> gosh, can someone stop TheRon doing a beeehh impression
18:00 <brainz> what if i goto to maccas and just say to the manager give me the fckin job
18:00 <Just4LULZ> killuminati
18:00 <emuls> TheRon stop being a faggot
18:00 <emuls> there
18:00 <emuls> that should do it
18:00 <brainz> NOWWWW!!!!!
18:00 <TheRon> my bad i'm bored
18:00 <British^Meat> we'll see
18:00 <British^Meat> no
18:00 <British^Meat> no no no no no no
18:00 <British^Meat> i refuse to have ppl be bored on irc
18:00 <British^Meat> coz its retarded
19:00 <brainz> what if i goto to maccas and just say to the manager this is a holdup give me your money 
19:00 <TheRon> you guys started talking computer tech stuff and i got bored ok
19:00 <brainz> hehe
19:00 <British^Meat> hj's is better
19:00 <simba> brainz masturbates to the cartoon of the milky bar kid
19:00 <British^Meat> so leave?
19:00 <British^Meat> If i was watching a boring movie id.....................
19:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that
19:00 <British^Meat> ..... stop watching it
19:00 <xm> TheRon: we can talk about telegrams and horse driven carriages if you want
19:00 <simba> u cant spell funeral w/o fun
20:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <British^Meat> is brainz a wog looking guy with a bike?
20:00 <emuls> i agree
20:00 <emuls> hungries is the superior burger take out
20:00 <emuls> except
20:00 <emuls> they fucked with the nuggets
20:00 <xm> i hate their nuggets
20:00 <xm> and the sauce...
20:00 <emuls> they should NEVER have fucked with the nuggets
20:00 <xm> maccas is far better for sauce
20:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm the nugs are cheapo, but sorta cheap
20:00 <British^Meat> err shit
20:00 <British^Meat> cheap but shit
20:00 <emuls> nah i'm a HJ's bqq plum girl since 1981
21:00 <TheRon> i like the fish and chip shop burgers, more expensive but oh so worth it
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <emuls> the ones in vietnam were like the old ones but shaped like the new ones
21:00 <emuls> mother fcukers
21:00 <British^Meat> did u eat your first burger out of the womb?
21:00 <emuls> well
21:00 <emuls> not quite
21:00 <dadtouch> womb burger
21:00 <emuls> but i got onto the nugs from an early age
21:00 <emuls> cousin used to call me nugget
21:00 <British^Meat> fuk yeh
22:00 <xm> burger + milk in blender then put it in a bottle
22:00 <emuls> i used to get the whaler burger back then
22:00 <emuls> which really is just a fush burger
22:00 <brainz> whats this drinking buddies movie bullshit
22:00 <emuls> as i got older i graduated to the whopper lol
22:00 <emuls> also
22:00 <emuls> swapping fires for onion rings in a meal is the best thing ever
22:00 <xm> so what is the next thing after whoppers?
23:00 <TheRon> i got thru 12 years a slave even though i was bored
23:00 <emuls> your dick xm
23:00 <brainz> is it burger king or hungry jacks
23:00 <The_Baron> ultimate double whopper
23:00 <xm> well i could fit about 15 large onion rings on it
23:00 <TheRon> 2 and a half hours that movie
23:00 <The_Baron> fuck I could go one now
23:00 <brainz> are they better then maccas
23:00 <xm> you sure you could pig that down?
24:00 <whencanibehappy> what is the channels views on marraige?
24:00 <emuls> hang on xm, have you seen the diameter of the inner ring of an onion ring? Are you trying to tell us that you have a 15 onion rings high pencil dick?
24:00 <xm> TheRon: just reading the storyline is boring enough
24:00 <xm> i said large onion ring
24:00 <emuls> there's only one size baby
24:00 <TheRon> you gotta give it a go though don't you
24:00 <xm> there are larger if you've been outside of HJs
24:00 <brainz> need a fckin smoke
24:00 <The_Baron> why would u put onion rings on ur cock?
24:00 <xm> had some last year from some place
24:00 <xm> cant remember the name
24:00 <simba> i am using black magick to make whencanibehappy type whatever i wish
24:00 <xm> V burgers i think?
25:00 <xm> might be a perth thing
25:00 <whencanibehappy> what is the channels views on marraige?
25:00 <TheRon> ever had a fungry's burger??
25:00 <emuls> whatever
25:00 <emuls> do it or dont
25:00 <simba> the channel doesnt have a combined view 
25:00 <emuls> etc
25:00 <The_Baron> a good way to get a bunch of stick blenders and toasters
25:00 <emuls> however
25:00 <whencanibehappy> you dont need to speak for everyone simba
25:00 <emuls> i do suggest trying before you buy
25:00 <emuls> which is why i'm not married
26:00 <emuls> and eloping is a pretty rad idea also
26:00 <simba> well the channel has 60+ voices
26:00 <brainz> see what you have caused xm lol
26:00 <emuls> fuck spending 50k on a wedding
26:00 <simba> the channel isnt going to reply
26:00 <simba> individuals will reply
26:00 <TheRon> i don't like tomato, tomato suace or mayo on my burger
26:00 <The_Baron> I only spent 5k on my wedding
26:00 <emuls> TheRon why dont you just cut your tongue out
26:00 <emuls> The_Baron how long ago was that though
26:00 <The_Baron> but didn't get a yoghurt makers
26:00 <The_Baron> seems it wasn't really worth it
26:00 <xm> The_Baron: that's the sensible thing to do. no one will really remember anything. especially if they got piss drunk. just have nice photos and videos...and that's it
26:00 <The_Baron> that was only like 5 and a bit years ago
27:00 <brainz> i want a burger from a greek fishinchips shop
27:00 <xm> i'd rather have a small wedding too
27:00 <The_Baron> xm yeah man
27:00 <brainz> hambuger with the lot
27:00 <xm> think my sister's one will be quite small
27:00 <The_Baron> 5k
27:00 <The_Baron> we still hired out a nightclub
27:00 <xm> The_Baron: that money could go on studio monitors!
27:00 <The_Baron> got bands and DJ's
27:00 <xm> if i spent more
27:00 <TheRon> i like raita though
27:00 <The_Baron> had heaps of fun
27:00 <xm> yeah, music is better
27:00 <xm> than 'fine dining'
27:00 <The_Baron> we had a buffet
27:00 <brainz> i got studio monitors
27:00 <emuls> hiring a small restaurant would be ok too
27:00 <xm> do you brainz ?
28:00 <The_Baron> just some mediterranean spread
28:00 <emuls> no faggotry
28:00 <brainz> yes i do
28:00 <xm> what do you use them for brainz 
28:00 <TheRon> awesome c&c music factory
28:00 <brainz> $300 worth
28:00 <xm> and what are they
28:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, fuck spending heaps on that kinda shit
28:00 <brainz> making music
28:00 <brainz> lol
28:00 <brainz> ok one sec let me find them
28:00 <TheRon> some clown at a computer is not making music
28:00 <xm> The_Baron: my wedding = pizzas, garlic bread, dr pepper. a laptop with logitch speakers blasting my large collection of MP3s on shuffle. and little girls throwing mini m&ms on the aisle on the way to the altar
28:00 <simba> an instrument doesnt have to have strings old timer
29:00 <TheRon> sure it does
29:00 <xm> what sort of music do you make brainz ?
29:00 <simba> nar
29:00 <xm> link us up
29:00 <British^Meat> whencanibehappy lol
29:00 <British^Meat> did u dcc me a heap of pics?
29:00 <brainz> this is what i have http://www.djwarehouse.com.au/collections/aiaiai/products/aiaiai-tma-1-studio-headphones#.Uvm1HfaSNrU
29:00 <ZeroDistance> alotta kids sitting at the pc making music doesnt mean its great but if they feel great doing it, that counts
29:00 <British^Meat> and i kept cancelling them
29:00 <British^Meat> saying it wasnt sorking, and then you'd keep sending em?
29:00 <British^Meat> crazy
29:00 <brainz> xm: i make electronic music
29:00 <simba> every single band you like completely changes their music through a computer anyway
29:00 <The_Baron> xm lol 
29:00 <xm> can you be more specific? house? trance?
29:00 <ZeroDistance> I had the best time reading then simba, listening to that song i posted you last nite ehe
30:00 <brainz> not really
30:00 <brainz> lol
30:00 <TheRon> i prefer a good pub band
30:00 <simba> 4:1)
30:00 <British^Meat> F O B W
30:00 <ZeroDistance> asked my mate if he has any of his bands songs up but he said only to download from itunes for like 5 bucks
30:00 <simba> those headphones look uncomftorable
30:00 <brainz> but i got the monitors and Logic pro X
30:00 <ZeroDistance> Zen Stilla
30:00 <ZeroDistance> see if u can find any of their stuff simba
30:00 <xm> i want Russell Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts to perform at my wedding
30:00 <TheRon> i was in a band called paper, it folded
30:00 <brainz> plus all the plugin filters
30:00 <British^Meat> when is the big day?
30:00 <xm> and then my wife and i can go surfing in the moshpit
31:00 <The_Baron> and kick him in the bawlls
31:00 <xm> British^Meat: me? i dont even know if i want to g et married
31:00 <TheRon> i was in a band called icypole, it sucked
32:00 <The_Baron> aaww daad
32:00 <xm> you are the master of dad jokes
32:00 <xm> suck it
32:00 <xm> uhhh
32:00 <brainz> i better have this smoke
32:00 <ZeroDistance> TheRon you like that song?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> mm smoke
33:00 <TheRon> what song?
33:00 <ZeroDistance> noticed you something
33:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to to things that make you go hmmmm
34:00 <TheRon> people should just leave teardrop alone
34:00 <TheRon> it's a classic it can't be improved
34:00 <ZeroDistance> play it
35:00 <TheRon> cover unfinished symphony than i will be imressed
35:00 <British^Meat> dang i used to hate it how youd do that Pandas
35:00 <British^Meat> WATCH THIS
35:00 <British^Meat> LISTEN TO THAT
35:00 <British^Meat> LIKE MY FB POST
35:00 <British^Meat> so annoying
35:00 <ZeroDistance> unfinished symphone?
36:00 <megamanga> liek 4 a liek
36:00 <ZeroDistance> shoosh bm
36:00 <British^Meat> u do it heaps :)
36:00 <ZeroDistance> I do what I want to do
36:00 <ZeroDistance> free man, I'm told.
36:00 <British^Meat> hah, err ok
36:00 <British^Meat> right on
36:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy (Mar 6, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 9,384,481 views - 41,105 likes (98.6%), 585 dislikes (1.4%)
36:00 <ZeroDistance> ty ronnie
36:00 <TheRon> that one
37:00 <ZeroDistance> cool, checking it out now
37:00 <simba> massive attack? theyre not exactly a pub rock band
37:00 <simba> i think they used "computers" at some point
37:00 <The_Baron> lol
37:00 <TheRon> i'm quite ecclectic
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <brainz> should i have a scotch
38:00 <simba> that reminds me of my cousin who thinks her taste in music is so diverse because she likes wu tang and tame impala
38:00 <TheRon> is that even a question?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> im having a dnm ffs
38:00 <ZeroDistance> dunno what is wrong with me lol
38:00 <TheRon> i like moby, and gorrillaz
39:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah moby is great
39:00 <British^Meat> one r two l's
39:00 <ZeroDistance> one of his ancestors is Hermin Merville
39:00 <ZeroDistance> wrote Moby Dick
39:00 <simba> pop crap
39:00 <ZeroDistance> also, never achieved the fame at the time he died that his novel has 
39:00 <ZeroDistance> much like Moby, he was at the end of his career when Play kicked off
41:00 <simba> i dont know whos gayer out of Moby and Beck
41:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
41:00 <The_Baron> Moby
41:00 <spence> Nearly finished thank god
41:00 <The_Baron> only just though
41:00 <xm> are you saying you're related to Moby too?
41:00 <ZeroDistance> beer after work spencey?
41:00 <brainz> hmm scotch or not
41:00 <ZeroDistance> no lol!
41:00 <spence> why not
41:00 <xm> but Moby is a descendant of the author
41:00 <xm> oh you mean to him
41:00 <ZeroDistance> far as I know, not related to any famous musicians
41:00 <ZeroDistance> wouldnt care much if I was, anyway
41:00 <TheRon> brainz if you are asking that question maybe you shouldn't have a scotch
42:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah he is xm
42:00 <brainz> ohh ok
42:00 <ZeroDistance> watched a one on one interview, is how I know
42:00 <TheRon> spence, ready for the 1st test??
42:00 <British^Meat> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo spence
42:00 <British^Meat> so mad :)
42:00 <ZeroDistance> this track is great TheRon
42:00 <spence> I was ?*
42:00 <TheRon> every sat night on rage at about 11.30
42:00 <British^Meat> probs
42:00 <brainz> i feel so tired
43:00 <TheRon> ever noticed the guest programmers on rage play the same playlist??
43:00 <British^Meat> no
43:00 <British^Meat> never
43:00 <Serenity> n o
43:00 <ZeroDistance> dont really watch rage
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> who is a nerd?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> usually omly see music vids online
44:00 <British^Meat> wot sorta nerd?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> or online on xbox
44:00 <British^Meat> video game nerd?
44:00 <British^Meat> tech nerd?
44:00 <British^Meat> I T nerd?
44:00 <British^Meat> cricket nerd?
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> I just found out dad is using an adsl modem and not an adsl2 modem
44:00 <British^Meat> Car nerd?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> beetle bird?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> just swcribble a 2 on there omfgbbqhax
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> But its the one given to him by his provider
44:00 <ZeroDistance> fool him right good'n proper
44:00 <brainz> beetle juice
44:00 <ZeroDistance> juice elephants
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shut TN up j
44:00 <British^Meat> so get them to give you an updated one
44:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
44:00 <TheRon> grammy artists doing beatles songs on sat night, gonna watch that
45:00 <brainz> hehe
45:00 <ZeroDistance> go buy a netcomm one
45:00 <simba> provided routers are always gonna suck ballz
45:00 <simba> some netgear shit?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> cant stand award shows
45:00 <spence> Brb 
45:00 <brainz> i got a router
45:00 <ZeroDistance> i gotta router bad
45:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
45:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5
45:00 <brainz> haha
45:00 <ZeroDistance> I got a clue
45:00 <ZeroDistance> mines pointing this way
45:00 <brainz> lol
45:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have netcom ones here
45:00 <xm> which decade where you born in TheRon? genuinely curious 
45:00 <TheRon> go ahead mr wendal
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> The one they gave us is netcom
46:00 <TheRon> 79
46:00 <xm> were*
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Might google the modem
46:00 <British^Meat> TheRon just ascts like he is 50
46:00 <British^Meat> and acts
46:00 <xm> just missed on being Gen X
46:00 <British^Meat> u live with your dad omfgbbqhax?
46:00 <brainz> netcomm
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> I live with my mum amd dad
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I turn 32 in a week
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats your prob
47:00 <simba> amd dad is he a graphics card 
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> $100 a week which n includes my food and net
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> And my daughter is moving in this weekend
47:00 <brainz> thats cheap
47:00 <brainz> are you cheap
47:00 <brainz> hehe
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i have nipples greg can you milk me?
48:00 <TheRon> sensitive?
48:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
48:00 <ZeroDistance> they love bein pinched
48:00 <brainz> there no new firmware for my router
48:00 <brainz> dam
48:00 <brainz> lol
50:00 <British^Meat> hah, like i wasnt haveing a go
50:00 <British^Meat> but dont u wanna move out!?
50:00 <TheRon> beastie boys, hip hop or punk rock?
51:00 <British^Meat> ?
51:00 <xm> they would have had a few albums by now right?
54:00 <ZeroDistance> *sings the i love you xbox song*
54:00 <ZeroDistance> goes like this, oh baby, yeah baby, oh baby, yeah baby, oh baby, yeah baby
55:00 <whencanibehappy> anyone want to buy a super nintendo for $20?
55:00 <TheRon> i watched the nascar south park last night
55:00 <TheRon> funny as
55:00 <ZeroDistance> from my album Baby Oh Baby
55:00 <ZeroDistance> nothing brings suicide out like Nascar
55:00 <TheRon> you have to be poor and stupid to watch it
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
56:00 <British^Meat> whencanibehappy, i have 4 super nintendos already
56:00 <British^Meat> got one for my kid and 2 are at my parents house
56:00 <British^Meat> makse sense really
57:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL!
57:00 <ZeroDistance> casting your line ey
57:00 <TheRon> mabo no.5 do fast forward it?
57:00 <TheRon> mambo no.5 do fast forward it?
58:00 <ZeroDistance> Eddie Mabo was the coolest rapper ever, boxer, basketball star, he was none of them, fucking wanker.
58:00 <TheRon> it's the vibe
59:00 <ZeroDistance> If i could be remembered, I'd want to be remembered for breaking British^Meat's mind, resulting in this sad little old lonely man he is today
59:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
59:00 <emuls> nah
59:00 <British^Meat> hah
59:00 <ZeroDistance> "emuls to the rescue!" said emuls as she punched everyone in the coffee bean. Chapter two.
59:00 <British^Meat> gotta be remembered for something hey ZeroDistance?
59:00 <emuls> yeah
59:00 <ZeroDistance> nope
59:00 <emuls> some people just gotta aim low
59:00 <ZeroDistance> just casting my line
59:00 <ZeroDistance> got two bites
00:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta reel 'em in fast!
00:00 <British^Meat> cool
00:00 <emuls> oh shit
00:00 <emuls> BURN
00:00 <British^Meat> he wants to rumble :)
00:00 <emuls> .
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got here .. but ... fuck up
00:00 <British^Meat> just be quick...
00:00 <British^Meat> coz he'll either A: go for a smoke
00:00 <British^Meat> B: bitch out
00:00 <British^Meat> C: go game
00:00 <emuls> or from the looks of things
00:00 <British^Meat> D: all of the above :)
00:00 <ZeroDistance> already gaming
00:00 <emuls> wank
00:00 <ZeroDistance> C: vagina
00:00 <emuls> vagina aka your hand
01:00 <British^Meat> yer, u aint missed much Bastardly_One
01:00 <British^Meat> just the usual sadly
01:00 <ZeroDistance> i want to be remembered for taking a selfie with the queen
01:00 <The_Baron> yo b1
01:00 <British^Meat> :)\
01:00 <British^Meat> on your nokia 
01:00 <British^Meat> do u even have a mobile?
01:00 <ZeroDistance> nokia?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon The_Baron
01:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
01:00 <British^Meat> when u went mental you gave me your home number
01:00 <British^Meat> whats your mobile number?
01:00 <ZeroDistance> ring it
02:00 <TheRon> that would be cool, you and your mates hanging with the queen and the queen giving the thumbs up
02:00 <emuls> he might get ear aids
02:00 <British^Meat> is it advanced enough to accept pics?
02:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
02:00 <ZeroDistance> ill notice you it
02:00 <ZeroDistance> idc
02:00 <British^Meat> cool cheers
02:00 <ZeroDistance> just dont go posting it around like some fag
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say give it to me
02:00 <ZeroDistance> but u can srsly have it, u, if u want to troll me on it, be fun
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd never do that
02:00 <ZeroDistance> like here
02:00 <ZeroDistance> here it is
02:00 <emuls> SNAPCHAT
02:00 <British^Meat> hah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> pass it on
02:00 <British^Meat> he hasnt even got a smart phone :)
03:00 <emuls> poo
03:00 <British^Meat> do dont even
03:00 <ZeroDistance> got an i4
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can make free calls and sent free texts
03:00 <British^Meat> lol u do not
03:00 <British^Meat> why lie?
03:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
03:00 <ZeroDistance> man
03:00 <ZeroDistance> when the galaxy came out i bought two
03:00 <ZeroDistance> that's 1600 bucks
03:00 <simba> im still in a dream.. snake eater
03:00 <emuls> LOL
04:00 <ZeroDistance> one for me one for stefan
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're what? i4's now?
04:00 <ZeroDistance> we came home giddy as two sixteen year old girls with a crush
04:00 <emuls> magic phones
04:00 <ZeroDistance> got this one off mum
04:00 <British^Meat> wots he talking about?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up ... you have a Samsung or an Apple
04:00 <ZeroDistance> galaxy was stolen by some kaffer in town
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you don't shut up ... I'll sing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hit her up the shitter, treat her like a critter
06:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
06:00 <The_Baron> she prolly won't be a spitter?
06:00 <ZeroDistance> caught those two fish damn fast.
06:00 <British^Meat> oh we still goin blackwood :P
06:00 <British^Meat> cool
06:00 <ZeroDistance> nope
06:00 <British^Meat> so wot phone plan r u on?
06:00 <ZeroDistance> not onna plan
06:00 <ZeroDistance> only buy credit to keep it active
07:00 <ZeroDistance> dont make calls on it..
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that lady right .... hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter, she won't put up a fight
07:00 <British^Meat> lol credit
07:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
07:00 <ZeroDistance> waste of money i say
07:00 <British^Meat> wow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh oh oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *falseto squeel*
07:00 <British^Meat> waste of money on a plan
07:00 <British^Meat> but not a waste of money, buying a phone and not using it to call ppl
07:00 <simba> awwwwwww yea talkin bout the swoll yall
07:00 <ZeroDistance> nah on this phone
07:00 <TheRon> fliter - take a picture
07:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10
07:00 <British^Meat> filter
07:00 <ZeroDistance> get onna plan swap over the phone, worth it
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Get Swoll" by Constantine (Big Con) featuring Rich Piana (Jan 6, 2014) 0 - Category: Sports - 166,894 views - 1,910 likes (77.9%), 543 dislikes (22.1%)
07:00 <ZeroDistance> use your smarts bm
07:00 <ZeroDistance> content bro
07:00 <TheRon> i'm dyslexic ok
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> k
08:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, this can only be a steel panther song
08:00 <British^Meat> ok blackwood, im done with you for now :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> best chorus ever though ... hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter
09:00 <ZeroDistance> reeled in nice :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ZeroDistance, where you here when I logged in yesterday?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a log of #australia when I left
09:00 <TheRon> phil hughes for the first test??
10:00 <Tuftoy> phil hughes sucks
10:00 <British^Meat> Port Hughes
10:00 <TheRon> alex doolan?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
10:00 <simba> dave hughes
10:00 <simba> unfunniest faggot in aussie history
10:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares about cricket?
10:00 <British^Meat> yer
10:00 <Tuftoy> alex doolan is good
10:00 <ZeroDistance> um
10:00 <British^Meat> dave hughes is sorta annoying
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont log
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont think? O_O
11:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Dave Hughs is funny if you know his stand up
11:00 <British^Meat> Remember hughsey loses it?
11:00 <British^Meat> Ugh
11:00 <TheRon> two changes apparently
11:00 <ZeroDistance> ive warmed up to hughsy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave Hughes "game" is complaining
11:00 <simba> he is living proof that yelling isnt funny especially if youre retarded
11:00 <TheRon> footy starts tomorrow night
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his "humour"
11:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon what are they, isn't shaun marsh suppose to be playing as well?
11:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL simba
11:00 <simba> FOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <British^Meat> yer, yelling defo doesnt make things funnier
11:00 <TheRon> yes footy!
11:00 <xm> i used to hate Dave but after a while i warmed up to him
11:00 <British^Meat> unless youre bobcat goldthwait
11:00 <simba> the footys back in town footys back in town
11:00 <xm> it's more about his personality than his material
11:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, exactly ... he takes a while
12:00 <xm> he comes across as a genuinely nice guy. nothing pretentious about him at all
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking despise Tom thingo though
12:00 <spence> Farm the pies!!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who does that cunt think he is?
12:00 <spence> Carn
12:00 <spence> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Tom Gleeson
12:00 <xm> i pretty much hate all Australian comedians...
12:00 <ZeroDistance> Josh Meatson
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not funny ... tom gleeson should just stay on his farm and commit suicide watching one of his own comedy routines
12:00 <xm> Gleeson isnt a natural if i remember right. it seemed forced
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives about 2 hours from here on a shitty farm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and Peter Heilier
13:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me fatty
13:00 <xm> there was that tasteless female comedian ages ago...that got sacked over twitter comments
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not funny
13:00 <British^Meat> oh god
13:00 <xm> that woman should be fed alive to pigs
13:00 <simba> feed em to the pigs
13:00 <British^Meat> can u stop mentioning all of these ROVE LIVE comedians
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> fuck rove and anything to do with him
13:00 <ZeroDistance> peter hellier i like now
13:00 <xm> haha
13:00 <simba> karl baron
13:00 <simba> loool
13:00 <ZeroDistance> almost cried talking about hoffman
13:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Carl Baron rocks
14:00 <xm> Rove was a shocker
14:00 <megamanga> rove live is better than you
14:00 <megamanga> obv
14:00 <megamanga> hue hue hue
14:00 <spence> Lolz mega
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and Akmed whatshisface does too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Carl Baron amuses the hell out of me
14:00 <simba> jimeopin
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> jimeoin
14:00 <ZeroDistance> saw jimoen live
14:00 <spence> Fuck how much smoke haze its shocking 
14:00 <ZeroDistance> talked to him after
14:00 <Bastardly_One> jimeon was never funny
15:00 <ZeroDistance> was fun
15:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm jimoin used to be funny
15:00 <British^Meat> now he's just sorta... lost it
15:00 <simba> oh my god australia and comedy goes like chocolate and steak
15:00 <ZeroDistance> i go to him, i love your show, never seen it but
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Adam "one foot" Hills
15:00 <ZeroDistance> n he pissed himself
15:00 <spence> I love rebel Wilson 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you would
15:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn hate her
15:00 <spence> She's the best
15:00 <TheRon> you would?
15:00 <British^Meat> spence the chubby chaser
15:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone else hates her
15:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit
15:00 <lumeah> yes shit
15:00 <spence> id marry her
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so do you log or not J?
16:00 <ZeroDistance> im sick of seeing people like her, little to no talent, make it big
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if so I need one from yesterday
16:00 <ZeroDistance> checking
16:00 <ZeroDistance> one tick
16:00 <ZeroDistance> wait how to i check?
16:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
16:00 <TheRon> rebel's schtick is dumbed down for americans
16:00 <British^Meat> she was funny in pizza
16:00 <British^Meat> thats about it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> have you guys seen Adam Hills do the national anthem?
16:00 <British^Meat> no
17:00 <TheRon> yes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wait then
17:00 <spence> I love her..just the face is funny as fuck
17:00 <British^Meat> no
17:00 <TheRon> to working class man
17:00 <British^Meat> stop forcing links upon me
17:00 <simba> yes i mean no
17:00 <British^Meat> i dont wath them
17:00 <xm> does anyone 'click' with Kath and Kim?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Beer more beer
18:00 <TheRon> duff beer?
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Homebrew pale ale
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sitting at 6.2%
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> 4 longnecks down
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> More to go
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Work at 7am
18:00 <simba> jackie mason is a funy guy i found out about recently but hes a bit hard to understand sometimes, yid as fuck
18:00 <Bastardly_One> still a favourite ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TNCf0cwJsY
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Hills Australian National Anthem (Mar 5, 2007) 4:11 - Category: Comedy - 364,333 views - 1,673 likes (98.4%), 27 dislikes (1.6%)
19:00 <British^Meat> no
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had to find the version with decent sound quality
19:00 <ZeroDistance> cant stand that viet fucker
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck wrong is with him?
19:00 <TheRon> ahn doh??
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like ahn
20:00 <ZeroDistance> a lotta shit, reminds of that fkn Citizen Khan, that shit's been done to death, it ain't funny, way to fuck 1995 in the ass
20:00 <ZeroDistance> shit like rebel wilson, we had johny candy, etc, dont need her
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I do think we should change it to this tune you know
20:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it ... we'd all sing it
20:00 <ZeroDistance> chris farley ended the fat thing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and know the words ... every aussie has some bogan in them somewhere
20:00 <British^Meat> Karl Pilkington now he's a funny guy :)
21:00 <British^Meat> without even trying most of the time
21:00 <simba> billy conolly already did a bit on being "girt" by sea
21:00 <simba> Not Impressed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Bills ... Bill Bailey <3
21:00 <ZeroDistance> connolley rocks
21:00 <British^Meat> billy conelly, off of the radar
21:00 <ZeroDistance> i love his tour of britain
21:00 <ZeroDistance> showing you things, stand up inbetween etc
21:00 <KarlPilkington> Woman's Day pays thousands for photo of convicted drug smuggler holding a beer.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> what makes me laugh is she's created that circus
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and won't talk to anyone because channel 7 are paying her TWO MILLION for her story
22:00 <Bastardly_One> two fucking million dollars
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she lived like a queen in that prison
23:00 <KarlPilkington> http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/lifestyle/truelifestories/8797689/first-picture-how-schapelle-celebrated-her-freedom
23:00 <simba> take it to #boringwomenstopics lads
23:00 <TheRon> who ever pays shappelle for her story should be shot
23:00 <KarlPilkington> She looks stupid.
23:00 <lumeah> lol 
23:00 <KarlPilkington> I forgot that women weren't on the internet.
23:00 <KarlPilkington> Sorry.
23:00 <simba> u r talking about gossip like a woman
23:00 <simba> oMg ShApPlEs OuT
23:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, that would be 7 ... two million dollars for fuck sake
23:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao simba
24:00 <TheRon> fuck off
24:00 <ZeroDistance> #buttwetforAdamHillsStump
24:00 <TheRon> not gonna beat it up at all are they
24:00 <TheRon> telling the facts as they are
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good skit he does in his stand up Adam Hills ... where he takes his foot off
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds gay ... but it's kind of gross
25:00 <TheRon> journalism in this country has gone to shit
25:00 <KarlPilkington> Pretends to be the terminator?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's the one Karl
25:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know what I'm talking about?
25:00 <KarlPilkington> Yeah, I've seen it.
25:00 <ZeroDistance> guys like KarlPilkington are funny if you've never been outside in your life
25:00 <Attila> pretending?
25:00 <KarlPilkington> I don't think Adam Hills is funny, but he seems like a nice guy.
26:00 <ZeroDistance> now John Leguizama, he is hilarious. You ever see his one man show Freak? You didn't? You SUCK.
26:00 <TheRon> that bloke shouldn't act
26:00 <emuls> and how
26:00 <ZeroDistance> as if
26:00 <Bastardly_One> He's not very funny ... he's more a host
26:00 <Attila> hahaha. 
26:00 <ZeroDistance> you check out Freak and then talk
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Adam Hills that is
26:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah he's a great host
26:00 <KarlPilkington> Karl Pilkington isn't very funny but as a team with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant it's entertaining.
26:00 <Attila> TheRon: Here's a challenge. You audition for the role. 
26:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah KarlPilkington agreed
27:00 <ZeroDistance> not a big gervais fan but he found his niche and it works for him
27:00 <TheRon> remember eric bana's poiter??
27:00 <ZeroDistance> love ghost town
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck eric bana
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck was he doing playing henry 8th anyway?
27:00 <simba> have u seen stephen merchants stand up and his tv show
27:00 <simba> i find it very hard to get into
27:00 <ZeroDistance> way I remember it, Brad Pitt killed him in a movie, Bana's career hasn't exactly shot off
28:00 <British^Meat> gervais
28:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel the same about anus
28:00 <British^Meat> GENIUS
28:00 <TheRon> he did hulk and it fucked him for life
28:00 <ZeroDistance> hesitate to call anybody a genius
28:00 <ZeroDistance> like b1 said about tarentino, brilliant fanboy director
28:00 <ZeroDistance> ^best description ever
28:00 <TheRon> i call steve buscemi a genius
28:00 <simba> genius is a very big word
29:00 <British^Meat> by genius i mean funny as fuck
29:00 <Bastardly_One> He is ... Tarantino is the ultimate fanboy
29:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah but you do it because of the way he looks probably
29:00 <British^Meat> not an actual genius
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and just makes fanboy movies I wish to see
29:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
29:00 <ZeroDistance> wonder what he's doing now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking brilliant that walking chin
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ugliest man ever
29:00 <Vol`jin> tarantino is a pretentious over the top try hard.
29:00 <TheRon> i just call michael bay shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's suing people right now
29:00 <ZeroDistance> hollywood will be abuzz with tarentino talk soon enough
29:00 <Vol`jin> he rips of asian cinema
29:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL nice
29:00 <Vol`jin> he is not original.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> He was bringing out a new movie but the script got leaked
29:00 <KarlPilkington> Is there a new Tarantio movie?
29:00 <British^Meat> aww leave tarentino alone
29:00 <Vol`jin> all of this movies are copies of japanese classics
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so he's suing everyone
29:00 <British^Meat> his movies are awesome
29:00 <ZeroDistance> i like what he said about spike lee "He'd hafta stand on a stool to kiss my fucking ass!"
30:00 <Vol`jin> under the guise of 'tributes'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's suing the entire 6 people
30:00 <British^Meat> y would u say they arent?
30:00 <Vol`jin> but its actualy plagiarism.
30:00 <TheRon> sasha baron cohen is a genius
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Vol`jin is Saemon ... he wouldn't have a clue
30:00 <ZeroDistance> The Dictator was funny as fuck, 'Can you get me the one with the fuck-me-horns?'
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <KarlPilkington> There was some weird story about Tarantino picking up this girl and asking to suck her toe whilst he jerked off.
30:00 <British^Meat> is that u semon?
30:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
30:00 <British^Meat> u shame me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sasha baron cohen is a fucking idiot
30:00 <TheRon> i like bruno
30:00 <ZeroDistance> id do that KarlPilkington
30:00 <Bastardly_One> The Dictator was funny
31:00 <British^Meat> i thought u were gonna stick with the nickname Saemon
31:00 <ZeroDistance> sucked my fiancees toe she loved it, shoulda jerked off, dang
31:00 <Saemonly_One> bruno
31:00 <ZeroDistance> lost out
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's a complete fuckwit
31:00 <TheRon> that was funny, i saw that at the flicks
31:00 <Saemonly_One> that was epicaly funny
31:00 <KarlPilkington> What is so good about feet?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, it's time to annoy me is it cunt?
31:00 <KarlPilkington> I don't understand Tarantino's obsession.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> with feet?
31:00 <British^Meat> lol what do u mean obsession?
31:00 <British^Meat> do u watch tmz?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a foot man ... had to explain
31:00 <simba> obsession for men?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *hard to explain
32:00 <KarlPilkington> Every film has feet in it.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Tarantino has a foot fetsh
32:00 <British^Meat> osession for making AWESOME MOVIES
32:00 <TheRon> life is a highway, i wanna ride it all night long
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just watch Kill Bill 1
32:00 <Saemonly_One> nuthin wrong with feet fetishes
32:00 <simba> marcellus wallaces wife
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he focuses on Uma's feet for about 15 mins
32:00 <KarlPilkington> Yeah, have to see Uma's ugly feet
32:00 <Bastardly_One> in one shot
32:00 <British^Meat> oh
32:00 <Saemonly_One> yeah uma does have ugly feet
32:00 <British^Meat> well then its official!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm a foot man and she has ugly feet
32:00 <Saemonly_One> the joints all crooked n shit
32:00 <TheRon> inglorious basterds genius
32:00 <Saemonly_One> due to abuse wearing shitty high heels
33:00 <SeZz> Gross.
33:00 <Saemonly_One> Bastardly_One u have a feet fetish as well?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Inglorious Basterds ... funny as fuck
33:00 <KarlPilkington> Inglorious, that guy had to find the shoe that fit.
33:00 <TheRon> strudel?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the ending ... "hey, let's change history and get Hitler to win the war"
33:00 <KarlPilkington> Again, foot thing.
33:00 <TheRon> with cream?
33:00 <Saemonly_One> wats so funny about that Bastardly_One?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that cinema ending was good though
33:00 <dadtouch> i found a foot in the garden last night jonathon
33:00 <Bastardly_One> heh Karl ... true ... never noticed that man
33:00 <Saemonly_One> no it wasnt enough of that u old idiot
33:00 <Saemonly_One> senile
34:00 <Saemonly_One> fuak
34:00 <simba> Saemonly_One are you like a little baby that constantly needs a teacher (op) to supervise you so you behave?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, apparently
34:00 <simba> u a lil babby?
34:00 <SeZz> Change your nick jkl
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> only one he seems worried about is Serenity
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just ban the cunt
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you warned him yesterday
34:00 <simba> is he actually a teenager or just lonely
34:00 <British^Meat> i thought that was spence
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking tired of teh constant provoking
34:00 <Bastardly_One> day in day out
35:00 <Saemon> nah she didnt warn me yesterday
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *the
35:00 <British^Meat> i always find that...........
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes she did
35:00 <Saemon> she just told me to change nick
35:00 <Saemon> oh and im not worried about sezz
35:00 <Saemon> i just respect her
35:00 <British^Meat> the ppl who get hassled day in day out have probably bought it upon themselves
35:00 <SeZz> I wonder if cause im linked to serenity if my access works under this nick
35:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
35:00 <Saemon> thats why i do what she says
35:00 <British^Meat> The pests being pested?
35:00 <KarlPilkington> I don't think there was anything foot related in Reservior Dogs.
35:00 <SeZz> Im not home atm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, that so?
35:00 <British^Meat> probs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been dying to start on you since the PS3 thing
36:00 <British^Meat> im sure at one stage u griefed him
36:00 <British^Meat> and he is trying to do the same
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna think about that statement again?
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <British^Meat> calm ya farm
36:00 <SeZz> Lol..
36:00 <British^Meat> but go ahead
36:00 <British^Meat> im game
36:00 <British^Meat> i'll wait till your done and retort
36:00 <Bastardly_One> little holier than thou fuck ... always have been and always will be
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... shut up
36:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ur not one to criticise uma thurmans feet, your like 50. bet your nails are all yellow and uncut and your joints all athritis up'd and u got cracked heels most likely
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be serious when you make me laugh
36:00 <British^Meat> well, that was brief!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon, what part don't you get
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like you
37:00 <simba> its high school all over again for Saemon
37:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying to interact with me day in day out
37:00 <simba> only this time nobody can see how fat and ugly he is so we have to resort to paying out his interests
37:00 <Saemon> haha stop jokin around guys
37:00 <simba> im fairly sure hes fat and ugly thoi
37:00 <simba> hes too unhappy not to be
37:00 <Saemon> yous are silly lol
38:00 <simba> ur fat arent u Saemon
38:00 <Saemon> yes, as a matter of fact i am
38:00 <simba> i knew it
38:00 <simba> u seem so fat thru irc
38:00 <Saemon> its ok though, fat men arnt fat, fat women are fat
38:00 <simba> did you read that on 4chan
39:00 <Saemon> u see, we men arent expected to wear bikinis n shit
39:00 <SeZz> What about fat cripplea
39:00 <SeZz> Er..
39:00 <SeZz> Cripples
39:00 <Saemon> we arnt judged as harshly
39:00 <simba> nobody is "expected" to wear a bikini
39:00 <KarlPilkington> I miss 4chan, I'm going there now.
39:00 <simba> what are you talking about
39:00 <simba> god youre retarded
39:00 <Saemon> im like a fat biker bloke
39:00 <SeZz> Lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Cripplea could be the plural?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds cool when you say it out loud
39:00 <ShadowLurker> Cripplaemon
40:00 <lumeah> Talking crap again?  
40:00 <Saemon> sezz can i change my nick to Crippledly_One?
40:00 <simba> phat cripples
40:00 <SeZz> No
40:00 <Bastardly_One> which comes out as ... Crip - Lameman
40:00 <Saemon> why not?
40:00 <SeZz> Because I said so
40:00 <Saemon> what can i have my nick as then?
40:00 <simba> just leave irc
40:00 <ShadowLurker> how about leave
40:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
40:00 <SeZz> Keep it as it is or leave
41:00 <ShadowLurker> or jkl
41:00 <simba> we'll let you know when we need you again
41:00 <Saemon> can i add "_One" at the end of it?
41:00 <SeZz> Leave your number
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you're fucking annoying when your stalking of me affects other people
41:00 <SeZz> Sure you can change it to whatever you please. It just depends how yoi like your status in this channel
41:00 <SeZz> Active or banned
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
42:00 <xm> im getting Saemonella poisoning just by reading this screen
42:00 <simba> trey songz
42:00 <Saemon> its not like Bastardly_One owns the word "One"
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol xm
42:00 <simba> actually he does
42:00 <SeZz> I dont care fuck up about it
42:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you desperately want to be like b1
42:00 <Saemon> how does he does dimba?
42:00 <emuls> hey guess what
42:00 <Saemon> simba
42:00 <Saemon> lol @ dimba
42:00 <emuls> you're all buttmunchers
42:00 <simba> hoW doEs He DoEs
42:00 <Saemon> totaly accident and hilarious
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have trademark on certain words
43:00 <SeZz> Im gonna see if my ops are linked
43:00 <ZeroDistance> u were totally accident, and hilarious
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and copywrite
43:00 <Saemon> ShadowLurker because i like Bastardly_One
43:00 <SeZz> Oh
43:00 <ZeroDistance> wo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <SeZz> They are
43:00 <ZeroDistance> almost subway times
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you id'ed?
43:00 <ZeroDistance> wb u piece of shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> then it works
43:00 <ZeroDistance> gay shit
43:00 <SeZz> Nah im added here as serenity not sezz
43:00 <SeZz> But serenity is open on my pc
44:00 <ShadowLurker> depending on the direction of linked nicks yeh itll work
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, can anyone help me out with a real question?
44:00 <SeZz> Its both I think
44:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtabDcnNgzU&list=PL331E6EA6C79E82DA
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andrew Bolt | Shaun Micallef's MAD AS HELL | Wednesdays, 8pm, ABC1 (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
44:00 <ShadowLurker> itll work
44:00 <SeZz> Took  me like 45 mins to do 3 nicks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've trying to find an advance payment repayment calculator ... if you get what i mean
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone know of one?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking fees ... cunts
45:00 <discotits> WOAH
45:00 <SeZz> There isnt one just go into the payment tan and it will tell you
45:00 <SeZz> Tab
45:00 <simba> IRC Dead People
45:00 <ZeroDistance> fk me shaun micallef
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so, do it but not put it through ya reckon?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> talk about someone that shouldnt be on air
45:00 <ZeroDistance> ever
45:00 <SeZz> Yeah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> danke
45:00 <SeZz> Thats what I used to do
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't wanna do it ... but I don't see a choice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I need $600 by monday ... that simple
46:00 <discotits> sell your ass
46:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
46:00 <discotits> but you'll still be WAY short
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't get 50 cents
46:00 <discotits> eh eh eh
46:00 <ShadowLurker> sell ur ass to pieter hes all cashed up
46:00 <simba> lol go rob pieter
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
46:00 <simba> we got all his deets 
46:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
46:00 <ZeroDistance> wb j
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... got his address again?
46:00 <simba> well he put it on gumtree
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have money
47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif just need 600
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where it is ... just not the unit number
47:00 <simba> Just minutes from the CBD!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats just small change
47:00 <ShadowLurker> not hard to find
47:00 <ShadowLurker> look for the one with blacked out windows
47:00 <Saemon> escorts make lke $200 an hour
47:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
47:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Saemon the adults are talking
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the ex hooker owes me $3000
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have a word with her
48:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> Saemon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> get on her back and pay some cash back by Monday
48:00 <Saemon> you know an ex hooker b1?
48:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> remember u came into #adelaidesa and u talked about hookers and where to find em for an hour?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds good
48:00 <Saemon> is this your housemate?
48:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> classic irc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I went out with a hooker fuckwit
48:00 <Saemon> whoa
48:00 <Saemon> what made u do that?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> pussy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they're people too you know
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what he said
48:00 <simba> divine intervention
48:00 <simba> what the fuck do u think u ***** ********
48:00 <Saemon> didnt the fact that she was a hooker bother u?
49:00 <ZeroDistance> might be people
49:00 <ShadowLurker> divine insertion
49:00 <ZeroDistance> dont mean what they do is respectable
49:00 <ZeroDistance> insulting to women like my mother
49:00 <Saemon> yeah
49:00 <simba> id rather go out with a hooker then a register bitch
49:00 <ZeroDistance> easy way out's to be a hooker
49:00 <simba> best selfie ever https://31.media.tumblr.com/1f56ec2c74294f3631338b624558c023/tumblr_inline_n0o1ruDHG61ql914g.png
49:00 <Bastardly_One> got it, and can use it and want to make money out of idiots like in here ... go for it I say
50:00 <Saemon> simba register bitches are less likely to have aids though.
50:00 <ZeroDistance> off of people like Saemon sure thing
50:00 <ZeroDistance> he deserves it, that I gotta say
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> I fucked her b1
50:00 <simba> thats not true at all dumbass
50:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> lol Saemon
50:00 <TheRon> EMF - unbelieveable
50:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> go to the pub and find a slapper u mong
50:00 <ZeroDistance> but you're right, it's something we need in our society
50:00 <simba> if you work as a hooker you would make sure ten times over you dont have aids
50:00 <simba> isnt that logical?
50:00 <simba> the register bitch wouldnt be checking herself for aids
50:00 <simba> plus its 2014 you dickhead
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hax, did ya? she was good yeah? ... I got that free though ... you payed ...
50:00 <simba> hookers dont walk around the streets all diseased
50:00 <Saemon> oh...true
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
51:00 <simba> they are owned by companies
51:00 <Saemon> nice i feel better about beign a regular clients of escorts now simba
51:00 <Saemon> thanks 
51:00 <simba> youre a total dumbass
51:00 <Bastardly_One> considering she was in a legal brothel, had tests every 4 weeks on the dot
51:00 <simba> you actually have no intellkigence
51:00 <simba> intelligence
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> I didnt pay she said I satisfied her
51:00 <Saemon> i was abit paranoid about diseases before :/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> showered before and after clients, etc
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> So we must be good b1
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay for free hooker sex
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you've no clue Saemon ... which just puts your escort stories down as bullshit
51:00 <SeZz> Blegh
52:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> Saemon has facebook but he wont reveal its details
52:00 <ShadowLurker> deez cunts
52:00 <simba> u are probably riddled with illnesses urself, they should worry about u
52:00 <TheRon> GO CATS!!!!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... the song line
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what timing
52:00 <simba> lmao oprah having a fucken vb mate https://24.media.tumblr.com/99f534c4df60aa777acfa46e8b884216/tumblr_mp1mmhJSAi1qaia35o1_500.jpg
52:00 <Saemon> why is me seeing an escort so hard to believe?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were a hooker, you know I'd be happy to pay ... if suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay
52:00 <Saemon> im ugly cant get real sex so i have to pay for it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but the hooker line ... what timing
52:00 <Saemon> its that simple.
52:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> lol simba
53:00 <TheRon> she would've got a third of way through and gone "whats this cats piss?!"
53:00 <simba> oprah looks like she could out drink most aussie blokes
53:00 <ZeroDistance> depends who you like to associate with i guess
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she must of been forced to that bbq
53:00 <Saemon> negros got higher alcohol tolerance
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't look very happy
54:00 <TheRon> from your extensive knowledge of negroes?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they have?
54:00 <ZeroDistance> knew this prossie, got onna gear again, told her to fuck off, was proud of he she stopped hookin n got her truck licence, but then she goes back to it every time she's here and she's on the nod again
54:00 <ZeroDistance> fucking loser 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> funny most niggers I drank with in the states I'd wanna run away from after 3 drinks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they handle drugs way better
54:00 <ZeroDistance> wouldnt pay her to shine my shoes with her tongue, let alone for a root
55:00 <simba> is that the 1 that borrowed a book off you or something
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or part of his new one
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is her name Rachel j
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> A red head
55:00 <TheRon> is "the butler" any good?
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lol no
55:00 <simba> her name is Rick Ross
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
55:00 <ZeroDistance> forget her name now
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikki
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is she abo
55:00 <simba> i wanna start rick rolling people now that its not viral
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I know alot of pros
56:00 <Saemon> nikki?
56:00 <Saemon> heres a vid of her
56:00 <Saemon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleZu0fXDmA
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AustNet IRC Nikky` (Aug 5, 2009) - Category: Comedy - 1,013 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <Scattered> any good ones omfgbbqhax?
56:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> lol Saemon
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Old saemon
56:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> fuck off dude :)
56:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> such a douche
56:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> a blight on SA
56:00 <simba> malcolm blight
56:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i couldnt sleep at night, i knew a hundred chicks with an ATM for a pussy
56:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> YES
57:00 <TheRon> graham cornes?
57:00 <simba> Saemon: https://24.media.tumblr.com/48b571ce1dabe8c9bce366018b0e5d85/tumblr_mq0lw2wliz1qgfoozo1_500.jpg
57:00 <shadsam> .
57:00 <birdbutts> matt-rock
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shads
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hai
57:00 <shadsam> hi
58:00 <TheRon> cats to win tomorrow night
58:00 <ZeroDistance> did you listen to that cover TheRon?
58:00 <TheRon> nope
58:00 <TheRon> montell jordan - this is how we do it
58:00 <ZeroDistance> why not?
58:00 <shadsam> pizza
59:00 <ZeroDistance> i listened to the one you posted me..
59:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> lol
59:00 <TheRon> didn't really want to
59:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> he ALWAYS does that!
59:00 <ZeroDistance> didnt want to listen to the thing u posted
59:00 <ZeroDistance> i did though
59:00 <simba> Saemon think before u type
59:00 <TheRon> sorry!
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
59:00 <ZeroDistance> all good
59:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:59:28 PM* <simba> Saemon think for once
00:00 <ZeroDistance> just thought you'd like it, is all
00:00 <ZeroDistance> ur kinda thing
00:00 <WifeIsModel> any male doms here?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> get out
00:00 <simba> nope no males named domenic
00:00 <Saemon> whats a male doms?
00:00 <ZeroDistance> somebody gettin what u never will
00:00 <ZeroDistance> and more
01:00 <TheRon> i'd call my kids seven or soda
01:00 <Bastardly_One> such an awesome cover ... so good ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brqK2xIIns
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAAS: The Big Gig - I Heard It Through The Grapevine (Dec 17, 2009) 3:27 - Category: Entertainment - 15,625 views - 127 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
01:00 <simba> seven!!!!!!!
02:00 <ZeroDistance> Seven of Soda
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My first niece was gonna be called seven
02:00 <TheRon> lucky number seven
02:00 <Bastardly_One> my sister wouldn't allow it though
02:00 <Saemon> which sister? the one u mooched off?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up wheels
03:00 <simba> i wish you could search through your youtube favorite
03:00 <simba> s
03:00 <TheRon> iwanted a middle name of selwood
03:00 <TheRon> simba will be putting wingard in there somewhere
03:00 <ZeroDistance> i have two middle names
03:00 <simba> chad wingard hypnotised
03:00 <ZeroDistance> named after relatives, tradition
04:00 <Bastardly_One> another great cover
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVWWrHQ7y74
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAAS LatN: Part 17 - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood (Mar 30, 2010) 2:38 - Category: Entertainment - 4,739 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <TheRon> at least i didnt ask for selwood as a christian name
04:00 <Bastardly_One> The National should be used a lot more than it is
04:00 <Bastardly_One> great theatre
04:00 <simba> why would u use a diving ducking blight on the game for a middle name
04:00 <ZeroDistance> in a dream i changed my name to David something, wish i remembered
04:00 <ZeroDistance> id name my kid Simba
04:00 <TheRon> selwood is the greatest
04:00 <ZeroDistance> be fun as
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My name was changed to Kent in my dream last night
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea why
05:00 <TheRon> simba who is the best power player ever??
05:00 <simba> kent paul
05:00 <TheRon> wnaganeen?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of a Kent ... he is a kent
05:00 <simba> toby thurstans
05:00 <Saemon> mark riccutio
05:00 <simba> david mentalson
06:00 <Saemon> tony hawk
06:00 <TheRon> what players
06:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
06:00 <simba> wanganeen is probably right
06:00 <TheRon> you don't rate tredrea or lade?
07:00 <Saemon> nah scott steiner is better than both of them
07:00 <simba> of course but the rubber man was a fukken freak
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
07:00 <Saemon> ricky steamboat was a beast too
07:00 <TheRon> brogan eneded up being better than primus
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how much does Paul sound like Dave Hughes here? ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkKb8nstrY
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAAS: The Big Gig - Billy Don't Be A Hero (Dec 17, 2009) 4:39 - Category: Entertainment - 8,633 views - 46 likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand the australian accent
08:00 <TheRon> yet you speak it
08:00 <I^ARE^SEE^DEAD^PEOPLE> REEEEEEEEEEEEELED
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stands out so bad overseas though ... makes me cringe hearing another australian
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't ... ask simba
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I sound very educated
09:00 <TheRon> nobody can do an australian accent, except meryl streep but she is a legend
09:00 <simba> fortunately most of the really bogan sounding aussies cant afford to go overseas
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... *coughs*
09:00 <simba> and ruin our rep
09:00 <Saemon> yeah i hate the aussie accent too
10:00 <Saemon> after watching something american or something
10:00 <simba> Bastardly_One sounds like an aNGEL
10:00 <TheRon> that simpsons episode was terrible
10:00 <Saemon> then hearing like, the australian news
10:00 <Saemon> it really stands our
10:00 <Saemon> out
10:00 <birdbutts> theirs 3 kinds of australian accent.. 1 of them is annoying
10:00 <Saemon> well theres the bogan one
10:00 <Saemon> with the high pitched voice
10:00 <Saemon> i hate that one most
10:00 <TheRon> i probably overdo the new zealand accent when i do it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to overdo it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> when I get tired it comes out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wasn't born there ffs ...
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm part Maori but when I get tired
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I sound NZ
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
11:00 <TheRon> the south african accent is the best one
11:00 <Saemon> its easy to sound liek a kiwi all u gotta do is say choice! after everything
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that lion add well
12:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be laughing, you'll be laughing ... get lion on the line
12:00 <Bastardly_One> good old tony greg
12:00 <TheRon> to me a grudge is just a place your car
12:00 <TheRon> to park
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't he done for some pervy thing?
13:00 <TheRon> no
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah in recent years
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
13:00 <TheRon> steve randall??
13:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds really familiar ... tony
14:00 <Bastardly_One> could be wrong
14:00 <Bastardly_One> quite often am
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... blue grenadere, snapper ... or flounder
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
15:00 <TheRon> bone thugs n harmony - the crossroads
15:00 <TheRon> snapper its just easier to cook
15:00 <Mew> snapper
16:00 <Bastardly_One> flounder is kind of like a big fish finger if crumbed and grilled though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not cooking it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy at Jonah's is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've decided
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I want all three
16:00 <TheRon> snapper
16:00 <Mew> yeah i still think snapper lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 2 snappers
16:00 <birdbutts> o i am laffin
16:00 <Mew> is he letting you choose what hes cooking?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he better be
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm paying :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but it happens to be one of the freshest fish shops in the city
17:00 <TheRon> taking a chick?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and the nearest
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a what?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
17:00 <Mew> buy all 3 then
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of "scored" this morning over skype
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <TheRon> do what ramsay does
18:00 <Bastardly_One> had a 5am bong session with some random chick from Brisbane
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she was nice
18:00 <TheRon> say this is shit and send it back
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy though still considers me a new customer
18:00 <Bastardly_One> so I get prime fillets
18:00 <Bastardly_One> snapper it is then
19:00 <Saemon> how old was this chick Bastardly_One?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 78
19:00 <TheRon> marky mark - good vibrations
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 35 actually
19:00 <Saemon> ah 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol TheRon ... I've a friend in the US who likes identical to Mark Wahlberg
19:00 <Saemon> i assumed she was 15 my bad
19:00 <Saemon> i can be so stupid sometimes
20:00 <ZeroDistance> o yea
20:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bastard gets TED movie lines out of me all the time
20:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and comments along the lines of "you abandoned me cunt!"
20:00 <Saemon> oh i just remembered b1
20:00 <Saemon> RAW is out
20:00 <Saemon> yay!
20:00 <ZeroDistance> jesus
21:00 <ZeroDistance> ..
21:00 <TheRon> cena wins
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's into rap too ... so I keep telling him he should make a record with Vanilla Ice
21:00 <Saemon> cena wins?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and call it Davey Dave and the Ice King
21:00 <Saemon> sighs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> his name is David
21:00 <TheRon> dunna i just assume
21:00 <Saemon> someone should assisinate cena
21:00 <Saemon> for the good of the product
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the CHUMP is hear
21:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
21:00 <Saemon> and the wrestling industry
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *here
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes someone should kill Cena
21:00 <Mew> did you know they have a channel in the UK called dave
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can do Nikki Bella
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that is all
22:00 <Mew> and they play repeats on a channel called "dave ja vu"
22:00 <Mew> lol
22:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta find out this chicks age
22:00 <ZeroDistance> cant ask directly
22:00 <Bastardly_One> mew, really? *lol* ... cool
22:00 <ZeroDistance> DAVE JA VU
22:00 <Bastardly_One> zero, yes you can
22:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
22:00 <Bastardly_One> does she know your age?
22:00 <whencanibehappy> desperates
22:00 <Loof> happiness is cum dripping from your anus
23:00 <Bastardly_One> find a way to say your age and then add at the end, "oh, and how old are you out of curiosity?"
23:00 <TheRon> YES YES YES!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> NO NO NO!
23:00 <ZeroDistance> yer she does
23:00 <Saemon> \o/
23:00 <ZeroDistance> but it hasnt come up in conversation, way i could ask
23:00 <ZeroDistance> uno
23:00 <Bastardly_One> people in the house ... what's up?
23:00 <Saemon> WHATS UP!!!!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's getting more amusing of late
24:00 <Loof> hey Saemon :)
24:00 <Saemon> he's been jobbed out alot though
24:00 <Saemon> look at him in the rumble
24:00 <Saemon> wtf
24:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
24:00 <Saemon> lasted like 3 secs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> some of them are always only gonna be Main Event stars
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and not Raw or Smackdown
24:00 <Saemon> ic
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one of them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the Royal Joke you mean
25:00 <TheRon> pm dawn - set adrift
25:00 <Bastardly_One> JBL? Kevin Nash?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like what the fuck?
25:00 <Saemon> yeah tell me about it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave comes in at 27 and wins
25:00 <Saemon> they couuld have given a spot to jake the snake
25:00 <Bastardly_One> when the script should of had Reigns win
25:00 <Saemon> no wonder cm punk left
25:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
26:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk has had enough of his direction being changed every 2 mths
26:00 <Saemon> yep i agree reigns should have won the rumble
26:00 <TheRon> batista, no one gives a shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as he makes it hunky dory with Vince
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they change shit on him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been happening 2 yrs straight and he's finally had enough
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like in real life
26:00 <Loof> there's not enough unicorns and pink sparkles in wrestling
26:00 <Saemon> lol bastistas return has been a massive failure
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Dave IS a massive failure
27:00 <TheRon> daniel bryan is fucking all the plans up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why he fucking left 4 yrs ago
27:00 <Bastardly_One> because he was getting stale then
27:00 <Bastardly_One> bryan's script is you mean TheRon
27:00 <TheRon> fans get bored they just go yes or daniel bryan
28:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk was suppoed to be booked for this Aust tour in Aug too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but his contract ends June
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's not even making promos for shows at present
28:00 <TheRon> daniel byran should get taket
28:00 <TheRon> daniel byran should get taker
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Taker comes back very soon by the way
28:00 <Loof> facsinating
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I could tell you the date but I'd rather you two get excited
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and wait
29:00 <Saemon> taker vs sting at mania 30 or 31
29:00 <Saemon> make it happen wwe
29:00 <TheRon> nah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> told you all though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Reigns was gonna shine didn't I?
29:00 <ness> Yo mofos
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and he will leave the Shield in the end or be focused more on singles
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like I suggested
30:00 <Saemon> im not too impressed with reigns though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that script is obvious
30:00 <Saemon> ambrose and rollins are more talented
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Reigns ... great character
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ambrose's character is annoying
30:00 <Saemon> i love his look and his mannerisms
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollins still hasn't learn to act ... he's still indie wrestling
30:00 <Saemon> that ground punch he does before does his superman punch is fucking awesome
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Reigns is finally using his football skills in his move set
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he was gonna be a pro player before WWE
31:00 <Saemon> i like how they are fueding with the wyatts
31:00 <Saemon> which is heel and which is face?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the shield have become card favourites
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting cheered more than not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's thanks to Reigns IMO
32:00 <TheRon> triple threat at wrestlemania
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
33:00 <ZeroDistance> YES!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have that fucking theme in my head
33:00 <ZeroDistance> The Returned airs tonight on SBS 2
33:00 <TheRon> YES!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sierra
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hotel
33:00 <Saemon> india
33:00 <Bastardly_One> echo
33:00 <Saemon> echo
33:00 <ZeroDistance> french show about a group of people who return home to find themselves in a state of confusion, unaware that they died years earlier
33:00 <Bastardly_One> delta
33:00 <ZeroDistance> goin' to be great, been waiting
34:00 <Saemon> SHIELD.
34:00 <ZeroDistance> too bad on when i wana watch Hard Time on abc 2 :/
34:00 <Bastardly_One> da na da na NA NA
34:00 <Bastardly_One> da na na na NA NA
34:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
34:00 <ZeroDistance> u should watch b1 :P might be good!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stupid song
34:00 <Bastardly_One> should be J
34:00 <TheRon> O.P.P?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the Miz
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly his theme is in my head
35:00 <Saemon> I CAME TO PLAY!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I need more drugs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
35:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
35:00 <TheRon> opp, yeah you know me
36:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> PUTA! PUTA!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *sighs*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't work
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just changed themes in my head :(
37:00 <TheRon> behold the king, the king of kings
37:00 <Bastardly_One> SOS! I hear them shouting
37:00 <Bastardly_One> man, I need help
37:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
38:00 <TheRon> smoke up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> SOS!, I hear them crying
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what was funny the other night TheRon?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> rob zombie - dragula
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm walking down Peel St and some guy drives by with the theme for Smackdown playing
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't you was it?
39:00 <TheRon> dear god
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <TheRon> nah i'd have edge's theme going
39:00 <Bastardly_One> "you think you know me"
40:00 <TheRon> metallingus
40:00 <Saemon> i play mark henrys theme alot
40:00 <Saemon> that themes cool as
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNs6y1NIZf4
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WWE Edge Theme Song Titantron 2012-2013 (Feb 18, 2013) 4:56 - Category: Sports - 239,030 views - 826 likes (95.7%), 37 dislikes (4.3%)
41:00 <Loof> still wrestling
41:00 <Loof> fuck
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've met him ... he has some awesome stories
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like really cool stories
41:00 <TheRon> the sex show?
41:00 <Saemon> wat were they?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> about how he went from toronto once to play a show on texas
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and turns out it was in a barn
41:00 <Bastardly_One> with 5 other texas hicks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> barn brawl
42:00 <ZeroDistance> Hey doc
42:00 <ZeroDistance> wattup 
42:00 <TheRon> lita and edge did they?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the way he tells that story though makes it sound so much better
42:00 <Saemon> he said that on the jericho podcast
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they never really did
42:00 <megamanga> watup
42:00 <Saemon> did u get it from there?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> did he?
42:00 <^pilot^> fk all
42:00 <^pilot^> you 
42:00 <^pilot^> just got home from work
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he must love that story
42:00 <megamanga> getting ready to go to work :(
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he told me that story like I was the first one to hear it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Bowie - Let's Dance (Mar 6, 2009) 4:08 - Category: Music - 11,880,088 views - 45,196 likes (98.2%), 823 dislikes (1.8%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> megacunt, suffer :D
43:00 <TheRon> inxs - new sensation
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, do you reckon that clip is racist or not?
43:00 <megamanga> how am i suffering if im getting paid to sit around
43:00 <megamanga> i sit around here
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be on here ... that's how
43:00 <megamanga> i already am... unpaid
43:00 <Bastardly_One> need I remind you?
43:00 <megamanga> but pieters banned, no suffering
43:00 <WifeIsModel> Hi all. First time in Australia. Any good places to see in Melbourne?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm 12 hrs looking at a roller door?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and is he still banned?
44:00 <megamanga> yep
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit :D
44:00 <^pilot^> WifeIsModel
44:00 <^pilot^> no 
44:00 <^pilot^> there is nothing
44:00 <couleurs> see this 8=====D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think showing stebie the pic of the drugs might of helped
44:00 <megamanga> you should totally go to broadmeadows
44:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf u can change ur fb background now?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> fk
44:00 <^pilot^> or deer park
44:00 <Bastardly_One> poor steb
44:00 <megamanga> it even showed it was taken by a 10.1 inch samsung lul
45:00 <^pilot^> dave
45:00 <megamanga> yer mang
45:00 <^pilot^> I boughts new bits for my carz
45:00 <megamanga> i saw the pods
45:00 <^pilot^> Can someone say..... ohhh
45:00 <^pilot^> well FUCK YOU 
45:00 <megamanga> what else u get?
45:00 <TheRon> have you seen cpt cook's cottage??
45:00 <Bastardly_One> J, there's all sorts of tricks to manage your FB ... I've a really good add on that edits my newsfeed into categories and shit for me
45:00 <megamanga> oh nice
45:00 <megamanga> you got an adaptronic
45:00 <megamanga> :D
45:00 <TheRon> healesvill sanctuary?
45:00 <^pilot^> yup
45:00 <^pilot^> bring on the antilag
45:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe cool
45:00 <^pilot^> :D
45:00 <megamanga> i tried to buy a nistune other day and the cunt wouldnt reply
45:00 <couleurs> Pieter's on drugs?? well i never
45:00 <TheRon> st kilda peir??
46:00 <megamanga> adaptronic is better anyway
46:00 <^pilot^> yeah
46:00 <^pilot^> paid a grand for it 
46:00 <^pilot^> ;)
46:00 <megamanga> fuck
46:00 <^pilot^> mate owed me a few favours
46:00 <TheRon> i've just run out of melbourne cliches
46:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, hard to believe huh?
46:00 <^pilot^> i bought that half cut
46:00 <megamanga> im gonna get an older one for 200 ish 
46:00 <^pilot^> he took the loom and body loom
46:00 <couleurs> thank u
46:00 <^pilot^> and the abs master i think 
46:00 <megamanga> oh yeah
46:00 <ZeroDistance> Jack wont tell me how to do it
46:00 <^pilot^> the actual abs unit 
46:00 <ZeroDistance> hes just like 'didnt know you could see it'
46:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
46:00 <^pilot^> so yeah 
47:00 <^pilot^> he had it up on ebay for 1250 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, memories ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvcIURRYFo
47:00 <^pilot^> i said 1k cash 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WWE The Nexus Titantron 2010 - We Are One (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
47:00 <^pilot^> he's like ..... you bastard
47:00 <megamanga> i like adaptronic they have the base tunes on their website unlike most standalones
47:00 <TheRon> val venis?
47:00 <^pilot^> yep
47:00 <TheRon> regal, a real man's man?
47:00 <^pilot^> so now i can run my GTR injectors
47:00 <^pilot^> 440cc's 
47:00 <megamanga> oh yeah
47:00 <^pilot^> i just want it for the top feed rail 
48:00 <^pilot^> not the side fail.... feed rail
48:00 <megamanga> i cbf fucking around
48:00 <^pilot^> you always do 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon more memories ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZcSX7SdPg
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evolution - ''Line In The Sand'' Titantron HD (Jan 22, 2011) 3:40 - Category: Sports - 911,349 views - 2,310 likes (97.3%), 63 dislikes (2.7%)
48:00 <megamanga> yeah i do... lol
48:00 <^pilot^> but yeah...... 
48:00 <megamanga> when is it gonna run
48:00 <Bastardly_One> never realised HHH themes are all Motorhead ... until now
48:00 <ZeroDistance> said he used Torch Facelift
48:00 <ZeroDistance> XD
48:00 <^pilot^> when i get back
48:00 <^pilot^> which i think will be two weeks away
49:00 <megamanga> bawwwww
49:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQy-TPXvZ1k
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WWF Godfather Theme (Dec 15, 2009) 2:24 - Category: Entertainment - 139,955 views - 269 likes (96.4%), 10 dislikes (3.6%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case you forgot what a brat he really was ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWH2BzhJ62I
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WWE CM Punk Titantron 2010 - This Fire Burns [HD] (Feb 13, 2010) 3:06 - Category: Entertainment - 466,794 views - 1,233 likes (94.6%), 70 dislikes (5.4%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that was interesting ... listen to the local news
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna be on it later
53:00 <Bastardly_One> putting my housemate in hospital *nods*
53:00 <TheRon> jane bunn is so......
53:00 <TheRon> there things are beautiful
54:00 <TheRon> jane bunn can read the weather to me anytime
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost the number to the fish shop
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the WIN chick?
54:00 <TheRon> yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the blonde one with the big tittehs?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my old man loves her too
54:00 <TheRon> ooohh yeah
55:00 <TheRon> PUPPIES!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it gonna be anyway?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or do you do what he does?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ask and he has no idea because all he did for 5 mins is perv in a trance
55:00 <TheRon> she could be saying anything
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... thought so
55:00 <TheRon> ask doodle
55:00 <Serenity> doodle talks about her a lot
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a browser if I really wanna know
56:00 <Bastardly_One> does he?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you boys need women then
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not that hot
56:00 <Serenity> i think its her anyway
56:00 <TheRon> livinia hasn't got enough tits for mine
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty boring IMO
56:00 <megamanga> jesus she has nice tits
56:00 <Serenity> its definitely a weather reporter with giant knockers
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not really a blonde man though
56:00 <Serenity> hey marko
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's her Serenity
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the only local one with huge tatas
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she's boring though *shrugs*
57:00 <TheRon> the tight white t she wears, and when she turns to the side
57:00 <Serenity> i dont know what she looks like but i dont like blondes so meh
57:00 <^pilot^> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5mpClDQAtSI/UJDswVL_raI/AAAAAAAA5Sk/t1DGBo1IjeU/s320/jane-bunn-174293.jpg
57:00 <Serenity> pretty average
57:00 <TheRon> yes!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find a pic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> google has to have one surely
58:00 <TheRon> pilot already has
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I'm with you on blondes Serenity
58:00 <^pilot^> http://forums.auscelebs.net/acnet-images/58374/jane-bunn-424249.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's her
58:00 <Bastardly_One> see that fat?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fat boobs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not real boobs
58:00 <TheRon> that top is amazing
59:00 <Serenity> all boobs are is fat
59:00 <megamanga> so?
59:00 <Serenity> thats such a stupid thing to say
59:00 <megamanga> show me all of the fat
59:00 <^pilot^> http://images.smh.com.au/2012/06/01/3341058/art-353-Jane-Bunn-200x0.jpg
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Serenity but shhhhhh :P
59:00 <^pilot^> still
59:00 <^pilot^> i'd hit it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like she'd be boring as hell
59:00 <Bastardly_One> in the sack and out of it
59:00 <TheRon> you'd only hit it once
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah with a shovel
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
00:00 <^pilot^> b1
00:00 <^pilot^> she's still kinda cute mate
00:00 <^pilot^> you wouldn't be complaining 
00:00 <^pilot^> if she was on the end of your knob
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I would if I couldn't find a ball gag
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you have't heard her voice
00:00 <TheRon> ignore the face
00:00 <TheRon> you listen to women??
00:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/5fdac18db66dc7737840cb476f3bc603/tumblr_msfdzwmjjk1qfoj4do1_400.gif
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ I listen to women
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes ... a voice is an important factor
01:00 <^pilot^> `topic <Bastardly_One> you have't heard her voice <TheRon> you listen to women??
01:00 <TheRon> even for a one nighter?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing worse than a screaching banshee to put you right off
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that screeching bashee aussie accent
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *banshee
02:00 <Bastardly_One> my keyboard makes me look like a bigger retard than I am
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ^pilot^ ... that would make a good topic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hax, give me some money
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> I do have some spare change
03:00 <lumeah> if that cick read all this crap she would run a mile!!!!! 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol lumeah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, oh ... remember Craig Cambell?
04:00 <TheRon> lumeah, are you a weathergirl and have big norgs?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the little boy fiddler?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that used to read BTV 6 news?
04:00 <TheRon> vaguely
05:00 <^pilot^> apparently someone hasn't shot pillcock yet
05:00 <lumeah> no but i have big norgs lol
05:00 <TheRon> nice
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... well ... he used to buy porn at the newagents that existed down near the mall I worked at ... at the time
05:00 <^pilot^> hi lumeah
05:00 <TheRon> do you talk much?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd buy some fucked up shit
05:00 <^pilot^> :D
05:00 <ZeroDistance> hey lumeah
05:00 <ZeroDistance> if i were to take u out
05:00 <lumeah> hi ^pilot^
05:00 <ZeroDistance> where would we go?
05:00 <ZeroDistance> be creative ;)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd take her to Maccas
05:00 <Bastardly_One> up market
05:00 <^pilot^> b1
06:00 <^pilot^> geez
06:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even let her put chocolate on her 50 cent cone
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
06:00 <^pilot^> i was gonna take her to "the wong place"
06:00 <TheRon> if only we still had sizzlers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> real class
06:00 <^pilot^> TheRon
06:00 <ZeroDistance> ima take a girl to the fringe festival 
06:00 <^pilot^> we do ;)
06:00 <ZeroDistance> *ironic smile*
06:00 <^pilot^> Perth ftw
06:00 <TheRon> really where?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we do kind of TheRon ... that place opposite Ballarat High ... Crazy Moes
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ever been there?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
06:00 <TheRon> perth is 2hrs behind
06:00 <^pilot^> you traded sizzlers for krisy kremes
06:00 <^pilot^> 3
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and do not eat for a week before you go there
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the plates are fucking HUGE
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can finish one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a gluttenous pig
07:00 <^pilot^> b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
07:00 <TheRon> whats the time difference for south africa??
07:00 <^pilot^> Challenge Accepted
07:00 <^pilot^> :D 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> there's Crazy Moes in Melb
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure if they have servings as big but fuckin' hell
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I was with some real eaters and even they had trouble
08:00 <TheRon> smorgy's the food was shit but there was a lot of it\
08:00 <Mew> http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oyster.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> a plate of chips is literally a KG of chips
08:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the rissotto was like ... a mountain
08:00 <TheRon> was it good rissotto??
09:00 <^pilot^> omnomnomnomnomnomnom
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad actually TheRon
09:00 <TheRon> creamy??
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fussy on rissoto
09:00 <TheRon> and loose
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ye x 2
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but a fucking mountain
09:00 <TheRon> not many places do a good rissotto
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what I was also impressed with
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we had 2 kids with us who decided they didn't really like what they ordered
10:00 <^pilot^> beer
10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/AXJy4Ht.jpg
10:00 <Mew> http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2013/10/vagine-cakes-cake-wrecks.com_-537x510.jpg
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they took it back and exchanged it for something else
10:00 <TheRon> nice
10:00 <TheRon> they should
10:00 <Bastardly_One> family managed by a young family
10:00 <Bastardly_One> who seem to hang around the actual premises
11:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than run it from a distance
11:00 <TheRon> i order schintzels a lot, if they have gravy on them i send it back
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so, never the Atlantic huh?
11:00 <TheRon> yeah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they need a tray of gravy on them though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> tougher than old boots
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Me too though ... and people that are like
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how else are you meant to have them?
12:00 <TheRon> call me crazy i just want a wedge of lemon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> same same
12:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly the same
12:00 <^pilot^> FKN CRAZIEZ!!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is this gravy business?
12:00 <Loof> cabbie stabbers!
12:00 <TheRon> i fucking hate it, it's just lazy to me
12:00 <^pilot^> ron
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not just lazy it tastes shit
13:00 <^pilot^> please not 
13:00 <^pilot^> e
13:00 <TheRon> that too
13:00 <^pilot^> if it tastes like shit, smother it with gravy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
13:00 <TheRon> nah man
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who's that ^pilot^?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
13:00 <TheRon> i want a genuine gravy not that gravoz shit
13:00 <Nikky`> Soooo.. just got home from 4 car accident.. my poor car :o(
13:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I like ze "wog" ladies ... who's that?
13:00 <megamanga> u get rear ended 
13:00 <megamanga> u ok?
13:00 <Nikky`> I have half face numb from dentist
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, shit ... you alright?
14:00 <Nikky`> 'I'm ok
14:00 <Nikky`> I was last to be hit
14:00 <Nikky`> everyone else needs to be towed except me
14:00 <Saemon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cleZu0fXDmA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
14:00 <megamanga> LOL
14:00 <megamanga> wheres the damage?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky hun
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi
14:00 <Nikky`> goes into repair tomorrow and I get hire ca
14:00 <Nikky`> r
14:00 <TheRon> saemon please!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> still, you'd be in shock I'd imagine
14:00 <Nikky`> rear passagener side
14:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, wasn't great way to end dentist pain
14:00 <Saemon> nikky is that you in that video?
15:00 <Nikky`> No Saemon
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll try and be good then
15:00 <Saemon> why are u fat in it?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for your sake
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrrr
15:00 <megamanga> lol saemon fail
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Saemon seriously
15:00 <TheRon> saemon stop being an arsehole
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've seen Nikky` ... looks nothing like her
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Walks
15:00 <Saemon> ok i just wanted to clear it up with her for my own curiousity
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Away
15:00 <Saemon> jeses
15:00 <Bastardly_One> start on Nikky` ... do it
15:00 <^pilot^> dave
15:00 <^pilot^> nuff said ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> do it Simon
15:00 <Saemon> calm the f down peoples
16:00 <Bastardly_One> start and suffer the consquences simple simon
16:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax.. sorry for delay
16:00 <Bastardly_One> from me alone
16:00 <TheRon> nikky` is one of the good people
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
16:00 <TheRon> those are hard to find on irc
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not good enough nikky
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Still walking away
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bai
16:00 <Nikky`> I've just had car accident..shut up
16:00 <Saemon> hows that biatch
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> I just got naked
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shut up
17:00 <TheRon> get all the details??
17:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
17:00 <Nikky`> police came also
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll rip you a new one when Nikky` goes to bed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
17:00 <shadsam> 0oik[oikoi
17:00 <Nikky`> thank god I get hire car tho
17:00 <TheRon> never admit liability
17:00 <Nikky`> haha
17:00 <Nikky`> Now numbess is wearing off and left side is hurting
17:00 <whencanibehappy> trusting women is stupid
17:00 <Nikky`> I get another day off work tho 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I decided on snappy before didn't I?
18:00 <TheRon> whiplash???
18:00 <Nikky`> Nah
18:00 <Nikky`> I will show pic of my damage when I upload it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *snapper
18:00 <TheRon> i got a doctor that could say you got whiplash
18:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... which doctor?
18:00 <Nikky`> I'm fine, just more shock as never had bad accident before
18:00 <megamanga> yeah it isnt fun
19:00 <Nikky`> Nope
19:00 <TheRon> those neck injuries could take a while to come on
19:00 <^pilot^> all this food talk's made me hungry
19:00 <megamanga> if you get tight tomorrow go doctors
19:00 <megamanga> *tight in neck n chest*
19:00 <Nikky`> I will
19:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is though ... her nearest would be a dog hospital
19:00 <Saemon> edge type of neck injurit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah even tonight when the tooth pain wears off
19:00 <Saemon> injury
19:00 <megamanga> i wasj ust lucky i was hit in a behemoth car 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
19:00 <Saemon> took years 
19:00 <^pilot^> Saemon
19:00 <^pilot^> nekminit
19:00 <^pilot^>  ?
19:00 <shadsam> nikky stick ya cock out
20:00 <Nikky`> The car that started it all was one of those big mofo's F550
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where was it?
20:00 <TheRon> a toorak tractor?
20:00 <Nikky`> Mornington
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Franga Dandy Rd?
20:00 <Saemon> this be a good thing Nikky`. forces u to walk
20:00 <Saemon> good oppoortunity for excercise imo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> boy are you in trouble later cunt
20:00 <Bastardly_One> never gonna know what hit ya wheels
20:00 <Saemon> huh?
21:00 <Nikky`> WTF are you on about Saemon? I exercise, I go to gym
21:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
21:00 <Nikky`> you dickwad
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore him
21:00 <Saemon> wtf
21:00 <Saemon> im just making conversation
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll make him pay later when you're in bed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to hit nerves
21:00 <Saemon> today we are all too comfortable
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't give him the satisfaction
21:00 <Nikky`> Dentist already hit my nerve
21:00 <Saemon> when certain things happens to us that forces us out of our comfort zones
21:00 <Bastardly_One> keep digging a hole whels
21:00 <Saemon> it may be a blessing in disguise
21:00 <Bastardly_One> keep digging
22:00 <Saemon> wtf are yous all jumping down my throat for??
22:00 <dickinass> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> your innocent wore thin about 2012
22:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *innocence
22:00 <eon> hi
22:00 <dickinass> hi
22:00 <Bastardly_One> evening chris
22:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you start either
22:00 <Saemon> dude i got no problem with you Bastardly_One 
22:00 <Saemon> jeez
22:00 <eon> nah i ok today
23:00 <eon> not drunk
23:00 <Saemon> dont look for fights when there isnt any
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you have now Saemon ... you've always got one with me anyway
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but wrong person to attack
23:00 <Saemon> lol @ dis cunt
23:00 <Saemon> im tellin u now that i like u and dont have a problem with you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I think she got me in more trouble than I should of last night
23:00 <Saemon> how clearer can i be?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm telling you I don't like you
24:00 <Saemon> i love you Bastardly_One i would even giv u a blow job if u wanted me too
24:00 <Nikky`> ok will bbs..need to shower and take something for pain
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're picking on someone I like
24:00 <Saemon> thats how much u dont have an issue with you
24:00 <Saemon> understand?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back to organising myself to actually go get dinner
24:00 <Saemon> now stop thinking that everything i say is an attack of some sort
24:00 <dickinass> dcncng
24:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than a woman ... takes me 2hrs to leave the house I swear
25:00 <Saemon> lol what takes u so long?
25:00 <Saemon> styling your hair?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll pay that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucked if I know
25:00 <Bastardly_One> just ... does
26:00 <Serenity> Dude
26:00 <Serenity> I havr kids and it doesn't even take thst long
26:00 <Saemon> lol i got no legs and it doesnt take me that long.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... not literally
26:00 <Serenity> Or do old men need to go to the toilet etc firsr
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but you see how long it takes me to leave Serenity
26:00 <Serenity> First
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been going for ... how long?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we do
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a poo
27:00 <Serenity> I dont know im out again
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case
27:00 <Saemon> do u walk at the old man pace?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> takes me forever though
27:00 <Saemon> 5 secs for a step
28:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I work my lungs on purpose
28:00 <Bastardly_One> part of a daily routine
28:00 <Saemon> u should take up swimminh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> excerises them and the rest of me at the same time
28:00 <Saemon> its all body exercise
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't swim *shrugs*
28:00 <^pilot^> omnomnom
28:00 <Saemon> hrm
29:00 <Saemon> once u learn to float, it feels awesome man
29:00 <ZeroDistance> yay gettin subway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> other lazy ways I can do cardio too
29:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn cunts keep hoggin the AA vehicle in bf4
29:00 <ZeroDistance> fat fucks that already have the camo i want
29:00 <Saemon> does jerkin off count?
29:00 <ZeroDistance> what do i do? i get a heli and flood em with smoke.
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Saemon serious Q i been wonder
29:00 <ZeroDistance> in
29:00 <Saemon> wats a heli?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go
29:00 <ZeroDistance> helicopter
29:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway
29:00 <Saemon> a helicopter?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this should be good
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ask
30:00 <Saemon> so u can just get like, a helicopter?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and hurry up asking
30:00 <Saemon> u talkin bout real life or gran theft auto?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry and the shop closes in an hour
30:00 <ZeroDistance>  Saemon, since you're inna wheelchair bro, no foolin', if you can get it up, have you had sex?
30:00 <ZeroDistance> game man
30:00 <ZeroDistance> battlefield 4
30:00 <Saemon> thats personal.
30:00 <Saemon> i dont have to answer that.
30:00 <ZeroDistance> k
31:00 <Bastardly_One> bascially everything he says is a lie J
31:00 <ZeroDistance> there're heaps of escorts that do it and u talked about them, made me wonder
31:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than your stories
31:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ...
31:00 <ZeroDistance> aw man thx
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ya see ... J might not always be ranting
31:00 <Saemon> who or what is J?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but he does watch ... he proved that to me bitching at me once
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that Pandas cunt talking to you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who
32:00 <Saemon> why do u call him J?
32:00 <^pilot^> b1
33:00 <Moke> psy is a fucken faggot
33:00 <Saemon> escorts would do pretty much everything and anything if u have the money
33:00 <ZeroDistance> i share this on fb https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1610001_618629184869140_580472580_n.jpg
33:00 <Saemon> no condom blow job with cum in mouth
33:00 <ZeroDistance> and i write 'Happy Valentines Day babe, love you, love your personality. Wish you were her!'
33:00 <Saemon> costs like 200 extra
34:00 <^pilot^> her?
34:00 <ZeroDistance> *looked like her
34:00 <ZeroDistance> yer look at the pic mark lol
35:00 <ZeroDistance> Diabets. Bob has Diabetes.
35:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz will u like my status so i dont look like a jerk?
35:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that smells like cum
35:00 <^pilot^> you already looked like one 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> cover ya mouth up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> next time
36:00 <Serenity> Hang on mang
36:00 <Serenity> Im at teeball
36:00 <^pilot^> you're playing with a ball sitting on a stick
36:00 <^pilot^> wheres the other one 
36:00 <^pilot^> P
36:00 <^pilot^> :P
36:00 <Saeba> lightsaeba
36:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know mang is an insult in spanglish?
36:00 <Saeba> saeba-tooth tiger!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't either until the other day
36:00 <Saeba> :P
36:00 <Saeba> yellow rager
36:00 <Saeba> shes dead though :(
36:00 <Bastardly_One> listening to some stupid thing ... and he's like ... "you mang"
36:00 <Saeba> died on sept 11 2001
37:00 <^pilot^> i challenge you to a saeba dual 
37:00 <Saeba> freaky co insidence
37:00 <^pilot^> with my curved saeba
37:00 <Saeba> gross
37:00 <Caesar> incidence
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *co-incidence
37:00 <Saeba> ooh correct someone on irc do u want a medal now?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *you
38:00 <ZeroDistance> teebagball
38:00 <lumeah> hahaha
38:00 <Saeba> dayem
38:00 <Saeba> bindi irwin has sure grown
38:00 <Saeba> holy fuck
38:00 <lumeah> you shave been here ealier on in the day for corrections! 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> baseball, softball and tee ball are huge in Perth it seems
39:00 <Saeba> haha nikki webster
39:00 <Saeba> at the 2000 olympics, ppl were predicting big things for her
40:00 <Saeba> wat a shame
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
43:00 <Saeba> u play it?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> smoke haze over the city is bad
43:00 <Bastardly_One> still
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just went outside ...
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that walk will be ... tasty
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *growls*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm about to give this cunt my mth's notice if he keeps pushing it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as I just said ... I am not a fucking vending machine
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
46:00 <Bastardly_One> stop showing me hot europpean women
46:00 <^pilot^> ohhh
46:00 <^pilot^> but but but 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's adding to the frustration :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I know
46:00 <^pilot^> hot european women are hot 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Melanie ... YUM!
46:00 <^pilot^> melinda!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah her
46:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever
46:00 <Bastardly_One> like I took notice of her name?
46:00 <ZeroDistance> lumeah so where would we go onna date?
47:00 <^pilot^> like her voice ?
47:00 <^pilot^> :D
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I do actually believe it or not
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but there was a chick on here that kind of looks like her
47:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrsin97e89g
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Find Your Package Match Today! (Feb 10, 2014) 0:29 - Category: Entertainment - 16,041 views - 542 likes (94.1%), 34 dislikes (5.9%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> whom I lost contact with but was actually a close friend
47:00 <^pilot^> I will give it the "sarah" test
47:00 <^pilot^> Oh sarah
47:00 <Bastardly_One> mz_nightshade if you remember her
48:00 <^pilot^> please check pm 
48:00 <^pilot^> would you hit hat
48:00 <^pilot^> that
48:00 <Bastardly_One> just show sezz the pic
48:00 <^pilot^> thats what i just did
48:00 <^pilot^> the "sarah" test
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think she'll like the singing
48:00 <lumeah> o0oh whats the sarah test? huh , do elaborate :P
48:00 <^pilot^> :P
48:00 <ZeroDistance> I would take you to hell first to show you how your life would be with someone else, then to the smurfs village to stomp on them all and then for out onna yacht n id jump off swim to shore n leave u onnit. Go for ice cream.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> LEAVE MY VILLAGE ALONG CUNT!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *ALONE
49:00 <ZeroDistance> *sends pic of himself havin ice cream*
49:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> BUT LEAVE MY FUCKING VILLAGE ALONE!
49:00 <ZeroDistance> gargasmell!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
49:00 <lumeah> the smurfs would plan to tie you up 
49:00 <^pilot^> i got two words for you boys
49:00 <^pilot^> .......
49:00 <^pilot^> Cold Rock
49:00 <^pilot^> done and dusted
49:00 <Bastardly_One> FAUX HE'S GONNA STAMP ON OUR VILLAGE!
49:00 <Serenity> Shes not really my type
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
50:00 <^pilot^> ohsnap
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not here for once
50:00 <^pilot^> she failed the sarahtest
50:00 <^pilot^> tm (C) 
50:00 <Serenity> Lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd do it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your problem woman?
50:00 <Serenity> Im quite fussy with my women
50:00 <Serenity> Shes not my type. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I though I think
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fine, be like that
51:00 <^pilot^> id ride the back tyre of her menstral cycle 
51:00 <^pilot^> :P
51:00 <Serenity> Her features are too sharp
51:00 <Serenity> Her tits arw fake looking
51:00 <Bastardly_One> more for the spit roast
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they look real
51:00 <Bastardly_One> look at her shoulders
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not tiny
51:00 <Serenity> Obviously
51:00 <Serenity> She looks like a cat
51:00 <megamanga> who
51:00 <Serenity> I love cats but im not that into thwm
52:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
52:00 <Bastardly_One> look more at her back
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she's big
52:00 <^pilot^> a cat ?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you're making me fussier now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seeing what you see
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Serenity> Whats it got to do with me lol.. if u like her go for it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm seeing more flaws though
53:00 <^pilot^> twas the sarahtest
53:00 <ZeroDistance> if they tie me up, lumeah, u can spank me
53:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
53:00 <^pilot^> tm (C)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this is probably why I never get laid
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmkm
53:00 <^pilot^> all rights reserved
53:00 <Serenity> Lol sarah test
53:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he has a point
53:00 <Serenity> Im sure my taste isnt the same as most
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you usually have decent taste
53:00 <lumeah> ohh ok 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... I am looking harder now ... no pun intended
54:00 <Serenity> I have impeccable taste in women
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do it and throw it away :P
54:00 <ZeroDistance> k sezz ill show u a pic
54:00 <ZeroDistance> girl ino
54:00 <Serenity> But her face is too sharp for mw
54:00 <ZeroDistance> uy tell me k
54:00 <Serenity> Me
54:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
54:00 <Serenity> Its harsh
54:00 <^pilot^> shes a wog woman !!!
54:00 <^pilot^> remember that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon that's just side on
54:00 <^pilot^> wog..... woman 
55:00 <^pilot^> and a good looking wog woman at that ;)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> to hide the chin
55:00 <Saeba> my conditions for a women would be she has to be youthfull looking, like under 30
55:00 <lumeah> hi Nikky`
55:00 <Serenity> Yeah I like wog men not women
55:00 <Saeba> no wrinkles
55:00 <Saeba> doenst smoke
55:00 <Bastardly_One> she is a good looking wog woman though
55:00 <Serenity> Ahem
55:00 <Saeba> and most importantly
55:00 <Saeba> thin
55:00 <Saeba> shes gotta be thin
55:00 <Nikky`> Hey lumeah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh @ thin
55:00 <^pilot^> ......
55:00 <Saeba> i cant stand overweight ppl im sorry
55:00 <Serenity> Like u can be fussy
55:00 <Saeba> the soft jelly skin just freaks me out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind a bit of cushion ... beats a skeleton
55:00 <Serenity> Women are meant to have meat on their bones
55:00 <lumeah> yeah like he can be fussy lol
56:00 <Serenity> Be soft and voluptuous
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like curves
56:00 <Bastardly_One> stick skeletons ... yuck
56:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
56:00 <^pilot^> hence her !
56:00 <Saeba> ok well i dont mean thin thin
56:00 <Saeba> like not fat
56:00 <Serenity> Lol u take her
56:00 <Saeba> Bastardly_One think of aksana
56:00 <^pilot^> I WILL!
56:00 <ZeroDistance> k sezz one sec n u tell me k:P
56:00 <^pilot^> Gladly
56:00 <lumeah> welcome Mr Gunship ;)
56:00 <Serenity> Shes not my cup of tea
56:00 <Saeba> shes not thing but not fat
56:00 <^pilot^> cup of b ?
56:00 <Saeba> thin*
56:00 <^pilot^> please
56:00 <Saeba> shes my ideal
56:00 <^pilot^> more like a d cup ;)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> aksana would be fucking awesome in bed
57:00 <Serenity> Whos a d cup
57:00 <Saeba> hell yeah man 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love a bdsm session with aksansa
57:00 <Saeba> i think teddy long got to do that haha
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd whip that arse into submission fifty times a day thanks
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thank you lumeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Lutheania
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seems awesome
57:00 <Serenity> Pfff
58:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I see Askana
58:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me wanna move there
58:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway moving on
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to leave the house
58:00 <Bastardly_One> with the blood in the right head
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
58:00 <^pilot^> i wanna go back to yugo now :<
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I bet
58:00 <^pilot^> i miss the life over there
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Serenity> Id prefer the one in the black
58:00 <^pilot^> sure money is hard to come by
58:00 <^pilot^> but 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit ... you miss the wog women
58:00 <^pilot^> i miss the lifestyle there
58:00 <megamanga> pulling a cart by horse must be the life
59:00 <megamanga> *snigger*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you proper yugo or what?
59:00 <^pilot^> B1, parents are both from there
59:00 <^pilot^> born here
59:00 <Saeba> the worst thing for me is overweight women with cracked heels who wears thongs out in public D:
59:00 <megamanga> go for it, compo payouttttt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but which part?
59:00 <megamanga> the gypsy part
59:00 <^pilot^> Mums from Serbia
59:00 <Serenity> Like u can be fussy you legless cunt
59:00 <^pilot^> Dads from Montenegro 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> there's 3 fucking countries that are Yugo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
59:00 <megamanga> dont they hate each other?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> got it now
59:00 <Serenity> Schapelle corbys mum is hotter than you can get saemon
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they should mega
00:00 <^pilot^> I actually busted Bulgarian airspace 
00:00 <^pilot^> :P
00:00 <^pilot^> when i was flying over there
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh poor poor megamanga on duty again i see lol
00:00 <^pilot^> Complete accident 
00:00 <megamanga> nope
00:00 <megamanga> imat home
00:00 <Saeba> ew corbys mum fits into the category of what im talkin about D:
00:00 <^pilot^> the flight training centre i was at is right on the border
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bitch
00:00 <^pilot^> or bulgaria and serbia 
00:00 <Saeba> i see those old fatties all the time at woolies n coles
00:00 <megamanga> did you get an archaic mig 15 on your tail?
00:00 <^pilot^> and yeah.... i kinda busted bulgarian airspace
00:00 <Saeba> buyin heaps of microwave burgers n shit
00:00 <Serenity> Ud be grateful
00:00 <ZeroDistance> ehehe
00:00 <^pilot^> no i had a "what the hell are you doing JAT Flight academy 06"
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> after tonight 4 days off :D
01:00 <megamanga> now im off to work lol
01:00 <^pilot^> anyway
01:00 <Bastardly_One> remember guys ... this is how to keep a lady
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ye5tXr14RM
01:00 <^pilot^> be back in a sec
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steel Panther - Critter (Music Video) (Mar 10, 2013) 3:34 - Category: Music - 6,516 views - 29 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Saeba> i saw a old fat lady with a moustache
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the chorus
01:00 <Serenity> Shut. Up.
01:00 <Saeba> i mean i know, you've given up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> follow the advice of this song
01:00 <Saeba> but have soem self respect geez
01:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1925256_2135392469849326_978698098_n.jpg
01:00 <ZeroDistance> aaaaahahahaha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, this song is true right? click it
02:00 <Serenity> Dude
02:00 <Serenity> Im on my phone at teeball
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the chorus ...
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh remind me later
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll still be amused
02:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
03:00 <ZeroDistance> The Feed is on!
03:00 <ZeroDistance> My penis!
03:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One bro, what would you do if you met a chick, super awesome, liked her, only to find later, she tells you, cause she wouldnt kiss you, she's a guy.. ?
04:00 <lumeah> haha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of been there
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... oooooooooooooooook
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lol nice
04:00 <lumeah> lol awww
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this is awks
04:00 <ZeroDistance> i so wana know
04:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
04:00 <ZeroDistance> id do it
04:00 <ZeroDistance> prolly..
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew a really hot one that liked me
05:00 <ZeroDistance> if she's that nice, n wicked personality n interests, n been onna thing since young to be a chick n really hot
05:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and basically tried it on one night
05:00 <ZeroDistance> shoulda done it
05:00 <ZeroDistance> ye?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, my other tranny friend ... cat fight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't want it :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be there
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other one was my driver than night
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I was listening to her basically
06:00 <Bastardly_One> saved walking home
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
06:00 <milk> maybe they thought you were marriage material
06:00 <ZeroDistance> true
06:00 <Bastardly_One> one of those used to chat on here
06:00 <Bastardly_One> malay lady boy called LongLeggedBabe
06:00 <ZeroDistance> one night my mate, his sister came over while i was there, he got cut at us, kicked us out, im walking home'n she drives up gives me a lift back, comes inside'n we get it on lol
06:00 <^pilot^> b1
06:00 <^pilot^> all im gonna say
06:00 <ZeroDistance> i was like WERDLES
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
06:00 <^pilot^> is melinda = perfect
07:00 <ZeroDistance> who is melinda
07:00 <ZeroDistance> pic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not perfect
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hitable
07:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
07:00 <^pilot^> josh 
07:00 <^pilot^> you know i was in wogland
07:00 <^pilot^> fk sakes
09:00 <milk> eee-tayle-ear!
09:00 <lumeah> " n been onna thing since young "  uhuh ? 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> right ... food calls!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on how tight arsed I am ... depends if it's still fish n chips or not
12:00 <Nikky`> http://i59.tinypic.com/15gb62a.jpg  <--- damage
12:00 <Caesar> it is in changing that everything finds rest
13:00 <Immutable> chick at the gym had a fat butt but not fat hips :(
13:00 <Immutable> had to look at that for 15 minutes
14:00 <doctor> is that your car Nikky`?
14:00 <Nikky`> yeah
14:00 <Nikky`> happened tonight
14:00 <lumeah> dam 
14:00 <doctor> did you get the details of the person who did it?
14:00 <Immutable> someone bricked your shit
15:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, 4 cars were involved
15:00 <B1-in-search-of-food> four car pile up
15:00 <Nikky`> mine was only one to drive home
15:00 <B1-in-search-of-food> oh yeah ... food mission
15:00 <B1-in-search-of-food> think it's McDs by the way *goes*
15:00 <doctor> unfortunate circumstances
16:00 <Nikky`> It is but no one was injurged and cars can be fixed or replaced
16:00 <doctor> true
16:00 <ZeroDistance> :P mark
16:00 <doctor> gets the blood pumping though, doesn't it?
16:00 <ZeroDistance> i forget shit bro
17:00 <Nikky`> It does...tho I had numb left side from dentist
17:00 <Immutable> bet it was an asian woman that caused the accident
17:00 <Nikky`> So was not in mood
17:00 <Immutable> they shouldn't be allowed to drive
18:00 <simba> racist
18:00 <Nikky`> Well.. it was a fucking GUY that started it
18:00 <ZeroDistance> racist as
18:00 <Immutable> :O mwa a racist?
19:00 <Immutable> I think you're the racist here simba 
19:00 <ZeroDistance> shimumba guess what i got
19:00 <ZeroDistance> got 2 of.
19:00 <simba> testies
19:00 <ZeroDistance> yep
19:00 <ZeroDistance> in subway
19:00 <simba> oh i had subway 2
19:00 <ZeroDistance> that onion sauce with mayo rules
19:00 <ZeroDistance> wicked!
19:00 <ZeroDistance> wrap one?
19:00 <simba> no it was the new garlic bread tho cos they ran outta intalian herbs
19:00 <simba> italian
20:00 <simba> and i saw this bum in town that i recognised from when i was a teenager
20:00 <ZeroDistance> wicked
20:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL!
20:00 <simba> like my friend and i drunkenly harrassed him when we were like 15
20:00 <simba> i cant believe he was still there
20:00 <ZeroDistance> that's my greatest fear, almost, being that bum
20:00 <simba> there are actually a fair few bums here now 
20:00 <ZeroDistance> haha still there, waiting to die
20:00 <ZeroDistance> srs?
20:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> i always see a few in town
21:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
23:00 <Immutable> thinking of installing linux onto my blackberry
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
24:00 <Caesar> what are you, nuts? Hold this
24:00 <ZeroDistance> ima cook this thin steak n put it on my steak n cheese sub lmao
24:00 <ZeroDistance> L M A Y O
24:00 <ZeroDistance> GET IT
24:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont
27:00 <ZeroDistance> 3,863,484 cgi bricks used in the new Lego movie
32:00 <Immutable> this chat is dead
33:00 <Caesar> We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher
34:00 <Immutable> is the first time you have sex sux because it always sucks
35:00 <Immutable> philosophoballs
36:00 <ooomp> I don't think anyone wants to have sex with you Immutable
37:00 <ooomp> Well, maybe Picard
37:00 <Immutable> SUX!
37:00 <ooomp> :P
37:00 <Caesar> Lo I teach you the Superman! In him your great contempt can drown
37:00 <Immutable> well that's good ooomp because I don't want to have sux with them
38:00 <ooomp> Excellent
39:00 <Caesar> your shoulders are frozen, (cold as the night) oh but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)
39:00 <birdbutts> http://i.imgur.com/NRntmk3.gif
39:00 <simba> danger! high voltage!
40:00 <Immutable> I just want to mayk lub to ya ooomp 
40:00 <Immutable> down by the fire
40:00 <Immutable> of the trashcan
40:00 <ooomp> Pub?
40:00 <ooomp> I like pubs
40:00 <Immutable> in some dark alleyway
40:00 <Caesar> just banging tunes, and DJ sets and dirty dancefloors
41:00 <Immutable> in fact it's not even me in this fantasy it's a hobo
41:00 <Immutable> but I'm taking pictures to put on 4chan
41:00 <Caesar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc simba's suggestion
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage" (Hi Res) (Sep 6, 2006) 3:42 - Category: Music - 8,421,924 views - 38,245 likes (97.2%), 1,101 dislikes (2.8%)
42:00 <simba> what about electric wizard
42:00 <simba> both kool
45:00 <ZeroDistance> [20:04] <Immutable> is the first time you have sex sux because it always sucks
45:00 <ZeroDistance> [20:05] <Immutable> philosophoballs
45:00 <ZeroDistance> as if
45:00 <ZeroDistance> my first time fucken ruled
47:00 <ooomp> Everyone says that
47:00 <ooomp> Its never actually true
47:00 <ZeroDistance> is in my case, yours mightve sucked
47:00 <ZeroDistance> i loved it she loved it, she didnt wana stop
48:00 <ZeroDistance> but ey i was thirteen with a big dick, sif im gonna have trouble
48:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91tcYBQBzL4
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial and Four Tet Feat. Thom Yorke - Ego HQ (Mar 19, 2011) 6:36 - Category: Music - 522,018 views - 4,230 likes (98.8%), 50 dislikes (1.2%)
48:00 <Immutable> must have a cut dick
48:00 <ZeroDistance> bet yours did suck ooomp, would explain a lot
48:00 <ZeroDistance> sayin :/
48:00 <Immutable> or like be a fanatical fap mutant at 13
49:00 <ooomp> Don't assume things you shouldn't 
49:00 <ZeroDistance> you just did
49:00 <ZeroDistance> turning into british meat or something
49:00 <Immutable> or maybe he actually moved ZeroDistance 
49:00 <Immutable> and had a really sarcastic girlfriend
49:00 <ooomp> I didn't assume
49:00 <Immutable> "yeah you're doin it right ZeroDistance"
50:00 <ZeroDistance> yer u did
50:00 <ZeroDistance> heaps of people love their first time
50:00 <ZeroDistance> just cause urs was shit, im assuming that's what ur saying
50:00 <Immutable> but yeah girls you don't know how sensative 13 year old uncut penis is
50:00 <ZeroDistance> Immutable man she was 21
50:00 <Immutable> he's obviously full of shit
50:00 <ZeroDistance> greek
50:00 <ZeroDistance> nope
51:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway im cut thx
51:00 <ooomp> Basing my off research
51:00 <ZeroDistance> n yer i spoofed all inside the condom
51:00 <ZeroDistance> still kept ploughing through
51:00 <Immutable> yeah well I feel sorry for you because your penis is cut lol
51:00 <ZeroDistance> why?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> bet i can go a lot longer than u
51:00 <Immutable> because that's where all the sensation is
51:00 <Immutable> the bit you no longer have
52:00 <ZeroDistance> its still sensitive as
52:00 <Immutable> nup
52:00 <ZeroDistance> youve sucked my dick to find out?
52:00 <Immutable> there is this thing you might have heard of called science
52:00 <Immutable> actually you know what
52:00 <Immutable> go back to bashing rocks together
52:00 <birdbutts> how do u turn off away in mibbit
52:00 <ZeroDistance> dude
52:00 <birdbutts> nm
52:00 <ZeroDistance> i said its still sensitive as
52:00 <ZeroDistance> thats all
53:00 <ZeroDistance> calm down son
53:00 <couleurs> k
54:00 <Immutable> not my problem your penis is mutilated stop taking your mutilated penis anger out on me
54:00 <Attila> He seems fine with it, man. 
55:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
55:00 <ZeroDistance> thanks babe
55:00 <Attila> :/ 
55:00 <xm> a cut penis is very sensitive. it cries everyday over the loss of its foreskin buddy
55:00 <Immutable> oh sorry xm
56:00 <couleurs> i got a headache
56:00 <couleurs> n e tips
56:00 <xm> hmmm take a nap upside down like a bat
56:00 <xm> it works for me
57:00 <ZeroDistance> sif ur talkin about penis
57:00 <ZeroDistance> is all im thinkin
57:00 <ZeroDistance> whole time im thinkin, ooomps pussy
57:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <ZeroDistance> n ur thinkin about my dick
57:00 <xm> ith all abouth tha penith
57:00 <ZeroDistance> hope she plucks her butthole..
58:00 <Immutable> .....
58:00 <Immutable> bahahaha
58:00 <ooomp> I'm pleased to say ZeroDistance decided to stop talking to me recently and this means I don't have to answer to any shit he raises
58:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL!!!!!
58:00 <Immutable> ooomp, ....
58:00 <Immutable> do
58:00 <Immutable> you
58:00 <Immutable> pluk
58:00 <Immutable> your 
58:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahahahaha
58:00 <Immutable> butthole
58:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
58:00 <Immutable> ???
58:00 <ZeroDistance> ^5
58:00 <ZeroDistance> she's gonna go pluck her nipples now
59:00 <couleurs> u guys r so unmature
59:00 <ZeroDistance> next time she looks at them be lookin for that one hair a guy might see n get turned off by
59:00 <ZeroDistance> prob shave her toes too
59:00 <ooomp> Immutable, do you stick pens up your penis?
59:00 <Immutable> yes
59:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
59:00 <Immutable> I write all my passwords on my prostate
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!
00:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
00:00 <ZeroDistance> AHAHA
00:00 <xm> OK. quick check
00:00 <ooomp> What about coke bottles up your anus?
00:00 <xm> who is currently on drugs and who isnt?
00:00 <xm> just curious
00:00 <Immutable> no ooomp that's just wrong
00:00 <doctor> i wish i had some drugs
00:00 <Nikky`> Me xm.. I had some nurofen plus before
00:00 <doctor> i certainly wouldnt be here if i did
00:00 <ooomp> Good. Then you know how wrong it is to pluck buttholes
01:00 <couleurs> i am drugs
01:00 <ZeroDistance> ooomp hasnt figured out how to troll
01:00 <ZeroDistance> only how to go weird on u in pm
01:00 <Immutable> no ooomp I think if a GUYYYY right trims his pubes then SURELY a girl can pluck her butthole...
01:00 <ZeroDistance> i would make a length of floss out of her butthole hairs
01:00 <ooomp> ZeroDistance is just sad about being able to talk to me any longer
01:00 <xm> doctor: let's go make meth together. im dying of cancer and want to leave money behind to a worthy cause...like organisations that deal with kids addicted to drugs
01:00 <ZeroDistance> shes really attractive
01:00 <ZeroDistance> about what?
02:00 <ZeroDistance> i did what u did and said one thing then did the other
02:00 <ZeroDistance> do*
02:00 <doctor> we can make meth, but i'm not leaving the money to anyone
02:00 <ZeroDistance> bro we should SO  make meth
02:00 <doctor> if i'm going to break bad, i'm going to do it in style
02:00 <xm> let's burn it like how the KLF burnt a pile of $1,000,000
02:00 <Immutable> I'm so antisocial that one day I'm going to ask a girl if she plucks her butthole
02:00 <doctor> burn it in front of poor people
03:00 <Immutable> there is a completely wrong moment for everything
03:00 <xm> it could work depending on her ethnicity
03:00 <xm> she might go
03:00 <xm> "wow this guy gets it"
03:00 <xm> "he understands my plight"
03:00 <xm> good idea doctor 
03:00 <xm> Mirrabooka?
03:00 <xm> i want to watch them all try to stamp the fire out
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lets burn some live chickens
04:00 <ZeroDistance> so they dont become kfc!
04:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy too
04:00 <Immutable> it could probably be the next beauty craze after bikini bridges
04:00 <xm> u r drugs. u r diazepam
05:00 <ZeroDistance> ooomp i thort u liked me, that time in the alley, it was dark and i had a balaclava on
05:00 <couleurs> cameron diazpamelandersen
05:00 <ooomp> Hey fuck off pandis. K thz
05:00 <ooomp> Thx*
05:00 <brainz> noodles
05:00 <xm> valium saynt
06:00 <Nikky`> Anywho
06:00 <doctor> i went past mirrabooka last night
06:00 <ZeroDistance> wot
06:00 <ZeroDistance> sif
06:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
06:00 <xm> what for doctor ?
06:00 <ZeroDistance> got turned down by a mental patient
06:00 <doctor> it's not doing to well i'm afraid
06:00 <birdbutts> http://imgur.com/a/kTw4X
06:00 <ZeroDistance> this is fkt
06:00 <ZeroDistance> FUCK U ALL
06:00 <xm> yeah, terrible place
06:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
06:00 <doctor> to get to some italian restaraunt in morley
06:00 <brainz> god these noodles have to much chilli in it
06:00 <xm> hmm which one?
07:00 <doctor> italians or something
07:00 <xm> Italiano?
07:00 <doctor> it was alright but i don't normally like italian
07:00 <doctor> nope italians
07:00 <xm> ah ok
07:00 <couleurs> is that u
07:00 <xm> ah yeah i know that place
07:00 <xm> that's the one i meant
07:00 <xm> it's not far from me
08:00 <xm> but ive never been
08:00 <doctor> it's not bad
08:00 <xm> i prefer stuff like ravioli, arancini
09:00 <couleurs> me 2
09:00 <doctor> yeah they had all that
09:00 <xm> anything that ends with "i"
09:00 <doctor> i just had a steak
09:00 <couleurs> mario & luigi 
09:00 <doctor> bit on the pricey side tho
09:00 <xm> i'd only eat luigi
09:00 <xm> the i rule
09:00 <brainz> i put a raw egg in my noodles
09:00 <brainz> lol
09:00 <xm> considering 20% goes to the mafia they have to pay for it somehow
10:00 <xm> you support organised crime doctor
10:00 <xm> you are not part of the solution
10:00 <xm> you are part of the problem.
10:00 <doctor> crime is the solution!
10:00 <xm> yeap. so let's go google meth recipes
11:00 <brainz> linguine
11:00 <xm> or just PM pieter
11:00 <brainz> yeah
11:00 <brainz> with plenty of garlic
11:00 <doctor> Pieters on break it seems
11:00 <doctor> Didn't respond to well to that youtube vid of him
11:00 <doctor> I don't really blame him but it was to be expected
11:00 <xm> * DCC Send pieters_ice_screamers.docx finished
12:00 <xm> it's fair game. he's a celebrity
12:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure 
13:00 <doctor> I like how manure sounds, it shouldn't be associated with faeces
14:00 <couleurs> faecebook.com
14:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah true
14:00 <xm> Manùre
14:00 <ZeroDistance> should be a chicks name
14:00 <doctor> is that the new myspit?
14:00 <ZeroDistance> chick u do in da bum
15:00 <birdbutts> maneur
15:00 <brainz> http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/fresh-tomato-sauce-with-linguine-10000000339882/
15:00 <whencanibehappy> trust a woman and your dead
15:00 <xm> did the blood test come back
15:00 <xm> always use protection
16:00 <ZeroDistance> mine did
16:00 <ZeroDistance> got hiv
16:00 <ZeroDistance> told an x gf that
16:00 <doctor> Maneur sacrebleu
16:00 <xm> it was always going to be through hookers or through a tattoo parlour ZeroDistance 
16:00 <brainz> Chappelle
17:00 <couleurs> where's faux i need 2 ask her if she got her glasses yet cos i haven't was i scammed online help
17:00 <Immutable> doesn't he come on every night and say that
17:00 <Immutable> ???
17:00 <Immutable> fucken shits
17:00 <Moke> PSY IS A STUPID KOREAN FAGGOT
18:00 <couleurs> bit loud
18:00 <Moke> yeah just making myself heard
19:00 <Moke> i see u get pwnt a bit couleurs
19:00 <Moke> pwnt for trolling
19:00 <couleurs> k
19:00 <ZeroDistance> lol doc ur so cute
19:00 <ZeroDistance> i bet irl ur so handsome
20:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:00 <brainz> http://www.everydaytastes.com/2010/05/17/linguine-with-sausage-and-peppers/
20:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
20:00 <Moke> somebody very important
20:00 <Moke> i didnt get home
20:00 <Moke> get home
20:00 <Moke> work either
20:00 <Moke> not the amount of work
20:00 <Moke> heeeeey
21:00 <Moke> who does he ever think he is
21:00 <Moke> for that
21:00 <Moke> going home
21:00 <xm> k
21:00 <couleurs> k
22:00 <ZeroDistance> seth mcfarlane freaks me out
22:00 <ZeroDistance> he doesnt look human
22:00 <Immutable> with his cut penis
22:00 <brainz> http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/spiced-up-linguine-with-clams-10000002011045/
23:00 <ZeroDistance> dude
23:00 <ZeroDistance> i get it now hey
23:00 <ZeroDistance> u think it gives u extra length or somethin
24:00 <Immutable> it does
24:00 <Immutable> because it's not being pulled back by a dodgey circumcision scar
24:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
24:00 <Attila> Is he still going on about your cock?
24:00 <ZeroDistance> im seven and a half
24:00 <ZeroDistance> yea
24:00 <Immutable> you could be 8
24:00 <ZeroDistance> LMAO
24:00 <Attila> And he had the audacity to accuse you of raging about it. 
25:00 <ZeroDistance> nah my fav number is seven
25:00 <ZeroDistance> lol Attila
25:00 <Immutable> why don't you just divide your 8 inch penis by seven and create a new unit of measurement or are you a pansy?
25:00 <Immutable> my penis is 300 spartas
26:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
26:00 <ZeroDistance> my pinky fingers have both been in a girls poo hole
26:00 <ZeroDistance> wait wait no no right one hasnt, i was wrong
27:00 <Immutable> why don't you /quit and even it out?
28:00 <eon> hi
28:00 <Immutable> 300 is a much more impressive number 
28:00 <Caesar> g'day
29:00 <ness> love pay day, until i have to pay all my bills, not much left after......fkn shits me
29:00 <eon> same
30:00 <eon> life should be called bills
30:00 <ness> i'm going to right a motivational book.
31:00 <ness> how to get through bills and shit
31:00 <ness> problem is there would be no solutions in the book, other than win lotto or marry rich
32:00 <B1-in-search-of-food> or become a hooker
32:00 <B1-in-search-of-food> oh, oops I'm not here
32:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/ru6wri23Ljk
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Americans Taste Test Australian Food (Jan 29, 2014) 2:23 - Category: Entertainment - 987,464 views - 7,424 likes (80.2%), 1,834 dislikes (19.8%)
32:00 <B1-in-search-of-food> *wanders again*
33:00 <ness> become a hooker, i'll make that chapter 3
33:00 <ZeroDistance> yea id pay u
33:00 <ZeroDistance> make me dinner
34:00 <ness> dinner hey
36:00 <ZeroDistance> Not The Soap
36:00 <ZeroDistance> yea just dinner
36:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 hundred
36:00 <ZeroDistance> k?
36:00 <Immutable> just imagine how many assholes you'd have to bone if you were a hooker
37:00 <Immutable> lol just imagine how many assholes you'd have to bone to get to a decent guy just being female
37:00 <eon> one decent guy is me
37:00 <eon> left
37:00 <lumeah> yup
37:00 <brainz> what a dickhead this dude is --> http://youtu.be/wa1ivhMrWBY
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AMERICAN ATTEMPTS VEGEMITE CHALLENGE (Feb 14, 2012) 3:00 - Category: People and Blogs - 115,312 views - 619 likes (71.7%), 244 dislikes (28.3%)
38:00 <ness> women bone assholes for free...at least hookers get paid for it.
38:00 <lumeah> yeah 
38:00 <lumeah> so 
38:00 <Attila> fair point. 
38:00 <lumeah> pay 
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lol ness
38:00 <lumeah> up
38:00 <lumeah> lol
38:00 <ZeroDistance> lol!
39:00 <ZeroDistance> lumyeah
39:00 <Nikky`> stompin :o)
39:00 <Nikky`> tho he has probably lost connection already and not here
40:00 <Immutable> lol actually I IMAGINE it's harder to get a decent guy the more assholes you bone
40:00 <lumeah> lol 
40:00 <brainz> this guy is a total fuckwit --> http://youtu.be/aPynEc0LpNs
40:00 <lumeah> but it's ok for a guy to do it 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AMERICAN GUY INHALES 2 VEGEMITE JARS IN 3 MIN (Jan 3, 2013) 4:55 - Category: Entertainment - 590,021 views - 5,577 likes (94.5%), 322 dislikes (5.5%)
40:00 <Immutable> lumeah, 
40:00 <lumeah> Immutable
40:00 <Immutable> a key that opens many locks is a master key
40:00 <Immutable> a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock
40:00 <lumeah> yeah
41:00 <couleurs> u guys type 2 much nonsense
41:00 <lumeah> lol
41:00 <Liinda> hi couleurs
41:00 <lumeah> you are speeking the truth
41:00 <Immutable> I actually don't believe that
41:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
41:00 <Liinda> speeeeeking
41:00 <Immutable> but I'm glad you do
42:00 <lumeah> over used keys are crap tho
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lumeah u dont honestly believe that do u
42:00 <Immutable> yeah cut keys are shit too
42:00 <Liinda> i just polished off a bowl of Bacio gelato and I have approx 4.5 litres left in the tub... hmmm
42:00 <ZeroDistance> kiss
42:00 <ZeroDistance> gelati
42:00 <lumeah> you cna only use one key in one lock, so many keys in a lock isn't correct
42:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
42:00 <ZeroDistance> *o
42:00 <Liinda> its the Aurora brand one... 
42:00 <Liinda> so gooood
42:00 <ZeroDistance> yea no shit
42:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
43:00 <Immutable> yeah I'm one of the few guys that isn't a whore
43:00 <Liinda> i should have a 2nd bowl
43:00 <Immutable> unlesss you get me really shitfaced drunk
43:00 <couleurs> what's a bacio...
43:00 <Immutable> that was a mistake...
43:00 <Liinda> its a hazelnet ice cream
43:00 <Liinda> everyone is a whore when they are shitfaced
43:00 <lumeah> whos a whore in real life ? 
43:00 <ness> i want a bacio
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
44:00 <Liinda> except me, cos i dont get shitfaced
44:00 <Immutable> whore is hard to quantify really
46:00 <ness> lol immutable
46:00 <Liinda> yeah everyone has diff standards, some none at all, which makes them whores
46:00 <Immutable> lol
47:00 <Immutable> I think I speak for every guy here when I say that that standard is really low for guys who are offered sex
47:00 <ZeroDistance> wooooooooooooo
47:00 <ZeroDistance> the returned is on in 4 minutes!!!
47:00 <Liinda> thats cos most guys here have never actually spoken to a woman face to face?
47:00 <doctor> you know what, how can you speak for me when i have no idea what you mean
47:00 <ZeroDistance> i remember linas coz she has big bewbs :)
47:00 <brainz> you think your tuff try this --> http://youtu.be/ZnYyo3hqdyI
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L.A. BEAST vs COLMAN'S ENGLISH MUSTARD (Warning: May Cause Exorcism Vomit) (Nov 14, 2013) 11:05 - Category: Entertainment - 205,003 views - 5,310 likes (98%), 107 dislikes (2%)
47:00 <ZeroDistance> mama says im her special boy
47:00 <Attila> You most definitely do not speak for every guy. 
48:00 <Immutable> even my STUPID bar goes up like 1 meter in this stupid game of sex limbo
48:00 <Liinda> Heys Attila :)
48:00 <Attila> Hey. 
48:00 <Immutable> Attila, I meant non-retards
48:00 <ZeroDistance> who're the retards?
48:00 <Attila> I'm retarded now?
49:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> r u?
49:00 <ZeroDistance> me am
49:00 <Attila> I'd destroy you on a bad day. 
49:00 <ZeroDistance> i
49:00 <ZeroDistance> yam
49:00 <Immutable> Attila, yes a retard who plucks his butthole
49:00 <ZeroDistance> wee
49:00 <ZeroDistance> tar
49:00 <Liinda> lol panadols shush
49:00 <stompin> YO YO YOYO
49:00 <ZeroDistance> did
49:00 <Liinda> stompy 
49:00 <stompin> Liinda ;)
49:00 <stompin> Nikky` ;D
49:00 <Nikky`> You had me second? RUDE
49:00 <Attila> I don't pluck my butthole. Try again. 
49:00 <Liinda> he opened his mouth for u Nikky`
49:00 <ness> at least u got a mention
50:00 <Liinda> ouch thanks for the visual Attila
50:00 <Immutable> I'm pretty sure you do Attila 
50:00 <Nikky`> lol Liinda.. true
50:00 <Nikky`> naww ness
50:00 <stompin> guess what
50:00 <Immutable> it's the only reason I can think of for your level of crazy and angry
50:00 <Attila> I'm pretty sure I don't. And I think I'd know. 
50:00 <stompin> i gassed the boat up tonight........... $240 dollars later
50:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
50:00 <ZeroDistance> butthole pluckin
50:00 <ZeroDistance> that really got on ooomps nerves
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i knew her mama, we wennout
51:00 <ZeroDistance> why does clint join and part?
51:00 <doctor> My Dog Horseface
51:00 <Immutable> ZeroDistance, I think you're an absolute retard but that butthole plucking thing was genius
51:00 <Attila> Is that the only reason you can think of? Try harder. 
51:00 <ZeroDistance> thats a awesome gamertag doctor
51:00 <ZeroDistance> lol Attila
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont know who the fuck this guy is
51:00 <doctor> My dog is a horseface
52:00 <ZeroDistance> anyway new french show startling The Returned, check this out doctor, uk trailer
52:00 <doctor> stinks like something terrible too
52:00 <ness> reruns of sex and the city. fab
52:00 <Immutable> are you an actual doctor doctor?
52:00 <doctor> yeah of course
52:00 <Immutable> or are you THE doctor
53:00 <Immutable> ???
53:00 <Immutable> WHERE IS YOUR TARDIS?
53:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHSz5sN7seM
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Returned (2013) Official UK Trailer (Oct 19, 2013) 1:27 - Category: People and Blogs - 6,578 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <doctor> You've blown my cover
53:00 <Liinda> doctor who
53:00 <simba> ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ cloudfyre ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
53:00 <Attila> now, I want to know who you classify as 'non retarded.'
53:00 <Attila> This should be good for a laugh. 
53:00 <simba> Attila posts on the marijuana.com forums as BONGRIPPA420
54:00 <ZeroDistance> "I'ma comin' ma'!" ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
54:00 <doctor> the returned
54:00 <Liinda> is the returned a series nerds watch or is it actualy good?
54:00 <couleurs> Batmen The Returned 
55:00 <Attila> Let him think for a minute. 
55:00 <Liinda> Men who Bat?
55:00 <couleurs> yes
55:00 <Liinda> blargh
55:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
55:00 <Liinda> I hate my visual imagination
56:00 <Liinda> too much detail and i always go too far
56:00 <ZeroDistance> Audour'hui
56:00 <ZeroDistance> somethinn like that
56:00 <ZeroDistance> looks good uh doc :P
56:00 <doctor> I'm not sure, it doesn't show much
56:00 <Liinda> What does
57:00 <Immutable> Liinda, can you imagine 100 men simultaneously plucking their buttholes on a romantic beach .... romantically at you
57:00 <Liinda> Yeah Immutable, i'd be throwing sand at them saying EXFOLIATE FIRST
57:00 <Liinda> It would be magical
57:00 <Liinda> Who's taking me out for Valentines day
58:00 <Immutable> err
58:00 <Liinda> Dont all yell out at once or anything 
58:00 <Immutable> errr
58:00 <Immutable> errrrr
58:00 <Liinda> i gave you all a whole minute
58:00 <Immutable> errrrrrrrrrrrrr
58:00 <Liinda> thats like, 60 full seconds
58:00 <Immutable> you're paying right?
58:00 <Liinda> Immutable define paying
59:00 <Immutable> I think it's ROMANTIC when the woman PAYS
59:00 <Liinda> What if I flashed a boob
59:00 <simba> Immutable Liinda the ultimate chatter
59:00 <simba> when two become one
00:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5jsa1lR9c
00:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 (Mar 6, 2009) 4:02 - Category: Music - 8,008,926 views - 24,209 likes (97.7%), 560 dislikes (2.3%)
00:00 <Immutable> nah
00:00 <Liinda> dont think i know that song... not gonna find out either
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> yea dont
00:00 <Liinda> Good Immutable cos i wasn't suggesting my own boob
00:00 <Liinda> "a" boob
01:00 <stompin> boobies
01:00 <Immutable> so you're... describing yourself as a boob?
01:00 <Liinda> I don't ;ike a guy paying for the whole meal.. specially on a first date.. i put out.. i mean, put in some cash too
01:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <Liinda> Immutable so i was suggesting i'd flash you someone's boob (not mine) in return of a romantic dinner
02:00 <Nikky`> She put out for me and no dinner was involved
02:00 <Liinda> reow Nikky` only for you ;D
02:00 <ZeroDistance> hehe doc
02:00 <Attila> http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af192/mpfplush/ben.jpg
02:00 <Immutable> so you're paying and you're going to assault some chick exposing her breasts?
02:00 <couleurs> i like it when the bartender puts more alcohol in 1 of the glasses and you give it to the girl and she thinks you want to rape her on the first date rape
03:00 <ZeroDistance> this little girl has just come back after years he mum is FREAKED n im freaked
03:00 <ZeroDistance> n i wana bang her mum to feel happy again :(
03:00 <Liinda> Immutable who said it was a chick? Men have boobs too
03:00 <Immutable> so basically let me get this straight
03:00 <Liinda> Ive seen that pic before
03:00 <Immutable> you're paying for dinner and then you'd assault some man or woman exposing a boob or a moob and I'd get to laugh while the cops take you away
04:00 <ZeroDistance> bewbs
04:00 <Liinda> Immutable, don't be silly... i'd give the person a tickle so they'd be happy and ZOOOM I'd get out of there
04:00 <ZeroDistance> bewbs is grate mait
04:00 <couleurs> 80085
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lumeah did u stop chatting coz Liinda is here?
04:00 <simba> is that u in the muse shirt Attila
04:00 <Liinda> And NO, YOOU are paying for dinner
04:00 <Liinda> who is lumeah
04:00 <Attila> I have some selfies, when I was fucking around, but I'm not linking my facebook here. 
04:00 <ZeroDistance> oh im so clicking
05:00 <simba> lol im wearing that muse shirt right now but the colored logo 1 its 1 of my shitty shirts now
05:00 <Immutable> Liinda, I'm too good looking to be paying for anything
05:00 <Liinda> Attila u can right click on FB images and just copy image url ;)
05:00 <Liinda> keeps link/profile private
05:00 <ZeroDistance> who's the guy with the long hair in the t shirt
05:00 <Attila> meh. 
05:00 <ZeroDistance> i cant see it proper
05:00 <ZeroDistance> it so small
05:00 <Liinda> Immutable me too. Well this is awkward.
05:00 <ZeroDistance> r u tom thumb?
05:00 <Immutable> yeah
05:00 <Immutable> just sex then?
05:00 <Liinda> Sure.
06:00 <Immutable> .... nah
06:00 <couleurs> Attila tried 2 seduce me once i thought he was a girl but he's not, he's a guy
06:00 <ZeroDistance> im wearin a chicks boob tube
06:00 <Liinda> Lights off tho. I wont be able to concentrate seeing all your handsomeness
06:00 <ZeroDistance> actually ima go try her boob tube on bbs
06:00 <Immutable> ...... nah
06:00 <Liinda> lol
06:00 <couleurs> Liinda r u a guy 2
06:00 <Liinda> couleurs nopies. I'm female.
07:00 <couleurs> k... def a guy
07:00 <Attila> You fucking wish, couleurs. 
07:00 <couleurs> lol
07:00 <Attila> :/ 
07:00 <lumeah> im a guy 
07:00 <Liinda> wanna compare wangs lumeah
08:00 <Immutable> I'm a chick
08:00 <ZeroDistance> hmm cant find em so i put her tights on
08:00 <ZeroDistance> so comfy
08:00 <Liinda> how romantic Immutable
08:00 <lumeah> lol
08:00 <ZeroDistance> sucked in i say
08:00 <ZeroDistance> *crosses legs*
08:00 <Liinda> ZeroDistance wtf are u doing? lol
08:00 <ZeroDistance> shrug
08:00 <ZeroDistance> bein random
08:00 <ZeroDistance> i fit in them good
08:00 <Immutable> Liinda, my butt is uncut
09:00 <ZeroDistance> ima size 32 ^-^
09:00 <Liinda> starts off as random.. next thing you know, youre biuying leopard printed leggings and cheap heels from kmaert and posting pics up on craiglists wanting to get 'random' with other guys who like dressing in gal's clothing.
09:00 <Liinda> Immutable where do you poo from?!
09:00 <ZeroDistance> nah man thats bad
09:00 <ZeroDistance> i got male g strings
09:00 <Liinda> lol
09:00 <ZeroDistance> i wear em
09:00 <Liinda> hmm.
09:00 <ZeroDistance> dick n balls buldge bigtime
10:00 <Liinda> thats kinda gross lol
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont really wear them
10:00 <Liinda> gbangers just dont do it for me on a guy
10:00 <couleurs> me 2
10:00 <ZeroDistance> i do have one my x brought back from england as a joke has the union jack on it
10:00 <Liinda> DOOODLE
10:00 <ZeroDistance> Doodlez
10:00 <Doodle> hai luvrs
10:00 <Nikky`> Doodle <3
10:00 <Liinda> we were just talking about doodles
10:00 <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :(
10:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
11:00 <Liinda> all i understood there simba was "i"... ich... and :(
11:00 <Immutable> err my mouht Liinda 
11:00 <Liinda> ur mouht? whats that
11:00 <Liinda> MOUTH
11:00 <Liinda> gothca
13:00 <Liinda> hang on, what were u referring to Immutable
13:00 <couleurs> <ribery> ach nein ich haben einen buttocken operation
13:00 <simba> lololol
14:00 <simba> riberys out with a pooper problem
14:00 <DontWorry> G'day Australia!
14:00 <alco_tradie> Sup niggas
14:00 <Nikky`> drunk again eh?
14:00 <Nikky`> :P
14:00 <DontWorry> h nikki
14:00 <alco_tradie> Nope
14:00 <simba> g'day mate
14:00 <simba> oh no its beeehhh
14:00 <simba> and spence
14:00 <simba> in one go
14:00 <DontWorry> g'day g;day u son of satan
14:00 <simba> BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL BAIL 
15:00 <Nikky`> red alert red alert
15:00 <DontWorry> bail simba gittany
15:00 <alco_tradie> I'm trippin
15:00 <Attila> WELL I'VE BEEN DOWN SO VERY DAMN LONG... THAT IT LOOKS LIKE UP FOR ME!
15:00 <DontWorry> for throwing his ex
15:00 <Liinda> hmm, round 2 of ice cream me thinks
15:00 <alco_tradie> had 2 gold tops
15:00 <alco_tradie> fucked
16:00 <Nikky`> ??
16:00 <DontWorry> Liinda u Studing hour
16:00 <alco_tradie> hehehehe
16:00 <Liinda> Studing?
16:00 <DontWorry> whore
16:00 <alco_tradie> just made friends with a smurf
16:00 <brainz> i like ginger but this is stupid --> http://youtu.be/Hp8h919vKfs
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE GINGER ROOT CHALLENGE (Sep 19, 2013) 11:32 - Category: Entertainment - 243,115 views - 6,316 likes (98.6%), 92 dislikes (1.4%)
16:00 <alco_tradie> he's cool
16:00 <ZeroDistance> bah got a t shirt on i found, rad shirt
16:00 <Liinda> Meh
16:00 <ZeroDistance> but now hot
16:00 <DontWorry> is a arse eater
17:00 <alco_tradie> I'm naked again
17:00 <Liinda> hi Maurice
17:00 <brainz> and expensivew
17:00 <brainz> and expensive
17:00 <ZeroDistance>  <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :( <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :( <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :( <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :( <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :( <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :( <simba> ach nein :( ich bin heute zu mudlich :( :(
17:00 <alco_tradie> my cock is like a naughty snake
17:00 <DontWorry> i told you this fire will burn us both babes
18:00 <raheem> ach nein mein bein tut weih
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up spence
18:00 <alco_tradie> Lolz
18:00 <DontWorry> trannies arse are hot
18:00 <alco_tradie> ok little man
18:00 <DontWorry> bee happy
18:00 <alco_tradie> ill go sleep
19:00 <Liinda> DontWorry are you Beehh?
19:00 <DontWorry> yes mamma
19:00 <Liinda> thought so
19:00 <DontWorry> im starvin Liinda
19:00 <Liinda> only 1 person on here who likes tranny arse, and thats u
19:00 <alco_tradie> lol
19:00 <ZeroDistance> haha
19:00 <alco_tradie> I like trannies
19:00 <DontWorry> feed me some of ur fresh milk
19:00 <DontWorry> Nikky`
19:00 <Liinda> alco_tradie, u and beeh should hang out
19:00 <ZeroDistance> this hotty redhead is gonna so bang this dead guy
20:00 <DontWorry> pauls
20:00 <ZeroDistance> milk
20:00 <DontWorry> farmers pride
20:00 <ZeroDistance> i like this game
20:00 <Liinda> SOY
20:00 <alco_tradie> I like their arseholes
20:00 <ZeroDistance> i win
20:00 <ZeroDistance> almond
20:00 <raheem> wE'rE aBoUt To ExPeRiEnCe A LiL TuRbUlEnCe
20:00 <ZeroDistance> chalk
20:00 <DontWorry> balljuice
20:00 <raheem> YeOwZErS
20:00 <ZeroDistance> raheem have you ever been to prison?
20:00 <alco_tradie> poo n that
20:00 <raheem> ThIs iS NoT FiT FoR PuBlIc ConSumPtIon
20:00 <alco_tradie> sniff it
21:00 <ZeroDistance> oh wicked indie season in march
21:00 <DontWorry> taste a pie
21:00 <raheem> ive never even been 2 a prison but i hear good things
21:00 <raheem> a dude i know had his own tv and everything
21:00 <ZeroDistance> rabbit sits by a window
21:00 <raheem> sounded sweet
21:00 <raheem> got pocket money
21:00 <alco_tradie> muff pie
21:00 <DontWorry> especially in the outback they even got internet
21:00 <raheem> i have his tv now
21:00 <ZeroDistance> 'O, she said she loved me but she doesnt carrot all!"
21:00 <DontWorry> but not too fast speed
21:00 <raheem> an ex jail tv
21:00 <alco_tradie> I got coin on me
21:00 <alco_tradie> who giving up the arse
21:00 <DontWorry> TV sucks, internet is swreet
21:00 <Liinda> in your crack?
22:00 <raheem> agreed tvs are only good 4 monitors
22:00 <raheem> or second monitors
22:00 <DontWorry> Liinda i heard ur yummy
22:00 <raheem> or nintendo 64s
22:00 <Liinda> I wouldn't know
22:00 <alco_tradie> in my account lolz
22:00 <alco_tradie> more than simba
22:00 <DontWorry> delicious muff
22:00 <Liinda> muff sounds so fluffy
22:00 <alco_tradie> Nah only 4 g atm
23:00 <Attila> Login:Satan.
23:00 <DontWorry> u wont be surprised
23:00 <alco_tradie> I'm working on it though
23:00 <alco_tradie> :D
23:00 <DontWorry> DontWorry satan
24:00 <alco_tradie> anyway.. suck me off faggots
24:00 <DontWorry> dont cum too soon faggot
24:00 <alco_tradie> I'm going to sleep
24:00 <DontWorry> brilliant ideas
24:00 <dadtouch> don't forget to receive some dadtouches before bed
24:00 <alco_tradie> don't worry homo
24:00 <Liinda> wb ITaL^GuY
24:00 <alco_tradie> My dad touched me b4
24:00 <DontWorry> sleep heals my cock and produces more sperm
25:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Liinda
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching a slipknot live show really loud
25:00 <Bastardly_One> must say my housemate isn't impressed
25:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One =)
25:00 <alco_tradie> On the banana
25:00 <DontWorry> ITaL^GuY show me ur balls
25:00 <raheem> im not impressed either
25:00 <Nikky`> Night Night 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
25:00 <alco_tradie> lol slipknot
25:00 <Bastardly_One> night Nikky` <3
25:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
25:00 <Nikky`> <3
25:00 <alco_tradie> emo nosering gaybo
25:00 <ZeroDistance> leave ur bedroom door open nikz
25:00 <Bastardly_One> raheem, heh ...
25:00 <Liinda> night Nikky` <333
25:00 <ZeroDistance> panties off top on
25:00 <DontWorry> its like i havent had a wank for three days no wonder im seeing things
25:00 <alco_tradie> get your Dick pierced
26:00 <Nikky`> It is always open
26:00 <Nikky`> xxxx
26:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
26:00 <DemonsRun> Laaaaa laaaaa laaaaa
26:00 <alco_tradie> you midget Poofter
26:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
26:00 <Liinda> bb
26:00 <Liinda> *brb
26:00 <alco_tradie> lolz Lmfao ahahahaha
26:00 <Liinda> awks
27:00 <alco_tradie> awks as
27:00 <DontWorry> trannies are the goie
27:00 <ZeroDistance> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/994065_443538265750477_939764454_n.jpg
27:00 <alco_tradie> Trannies are hot like b1s arsehole
27:00 <alco_tradie> good for nothing but a fuck
28:00 <alco_tradie> lolz
28:00 <stebie> lolz
28:00 <alco_tradie> by a big sudanese poofter
28:00 <alco_tradie> with a huge wang
28:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: <3
29:00 <DontWorry> but they are women inside
29:00 <alco_tradie> that loves midget bum
29:00 <alco_tradie> n that
29:00 <brainz> get some wasabi into you --> http://youtu.be/E1l_OuL93kQ
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Wasabi Challenge (Feb 24, 2013) 7:17 - Category: Entertainment - 975,626 views - 9,788 likes (95.2%), 497 dislikes (4.8%)
29:00 <alco_tradie> brainz !!!
29:00 <brainz> wa
29:00 <alco_tradie> Sup 
29:00 <brainz> who you
29:00 <alco_tradie> Spence bro
29:00 <brainz> ahh k
29:00 <brainz> yeah im good
29:00 <alco_tradie> how are you
30:00 <alco_tradie> :D
30:00 <brainz> im mentally preparing to go from hliday mode to work and study mode
30:00 <brainz> holiday*
30:00 <Attila`WoW> pretty good, pretty neat. 
30:00 <alco_tradie> Wow
30:00 <ZeroDistance> ohff ohff ohff i yam fwench
30:00 <alco_tradie> hey pandas
30:00 <Attila`WoW> Adios Amigos!
30:00 <ZeroDistance> yo buddy
30:00 <Liinda> byes Attila`WoW
31:00 <DontWorry> cheap street thai ladyboys in a dark alley waiting to entertain me
31:00 <alco_tradie> do u like cock?
31:00 <DontWorry> alleyways
31:00 <ZeroDistance> sure my own
31:00 <alco_tradie> Lolz
31:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
31:00 <alco_tradie> jk bro
31:00 <DontWorry> cocks r the best
31:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
31:00 <alco_tradie> how are ya man
31:00 <DontWorry> without cock ya wont be here think of it
31:00 <ZeroDistance> yea good just watchin tele
31:00 <ZeroDistance> sup
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck corey taylor's voice has gone to shit
32:00 <alco_tradie> without cunt were fucked too idiot
32:00 <alco_tradie> wake up miron
32:00 <alco_tradie> moton
32:00 <alco_tradie> moron
32:00 <alco_tradie> Lolz
32:00 <alco_tradie> drunk again hehehe
32:00 <brainz> haha
32:00 <Liinda> >.< wtf am i watching on tv
33:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha nice
33:00 <ZeroDistance> ill be pissed on thurs after tat
33:00 <Liinda> Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents lol
33:00 <ZeroDistance> hope i dont say anythin to this chick, might shut down fb so i dont open my mouth again
33:00 <alco_tradie> hey bastardly_one how's my food going down u dsp mutt
33:00 <brainz> fck cant get drunk after today
33:00 <brainz> fck
33:00 <DontWorry> Liinda sponsor me back
33:00 <brainz> scotch time
33:00 <alco_tradie> bleeding off my tax u scab
34:00 <Liinda> Back where?
34:00 <brainz> haha
34:00 <brainz> alco
34:00 <DontWorry> so I could save more horses
34:00 <alco_tradie> lowlife dog
34:00 <brainz> you own DSP
34:00 <brainz> owe*
34:00 <brainz> lol
34:00 <alco_tradie> lol brainz
34:00 <alco_tradie> ahahahaha
34:00 <alco_tradie> fuck I'm right though
34:00 <DontWorry> my brother hasnt had contact for months hope cunts ok
35:00 <alco_tradie> scab dogs
35:00 <brainz> yeah but we have had enough
35:00 <brainz> mate
35:00 <brainz> move on
35:00 <brainz> lol
35:00 <alco_tradie> I paid for the poofters nosering
35:00 <DontWorry> DontWorry maybe another life we'll meet again
35:00 <alco_tradie> n that
35:00 <DontWorry> what much could one can take
35:00 <doctor> you cut him off beehhh
35:00 <brainz> pick something different
35:00 <alco_tradie> ok
35:00 <DontWorry> hi doctor m8
35:00 <brainz> all good
36:00 <doctor> dd lad
36:00 <DontWorry> one dude from perth is here about mid 40s
36:00 <alco_tradie> u pussying out.brainz
36:00 <DontWorry> hes been here since last few days in campus
36:00 <alco_tradie> softcock
36:00 <brainz> hehe 
36:00 <DontWorry> must be one of them lecturer
36:00 <alco_tradie> weak as piss man
36:00 <brainz> this is pieter if his DSP is cut --> http://youtu.be/B1ItK79ICS8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dog Food Challenge (Featuring L.A. BEAST) (May 14, 2013) 6:53 - Category: Entertainment - 373,585 views - 7,427 likes (97.7%), 172 dislikes (2.3%)
37:00 <brainz> hehe
37:00 <alco_tradie> stick up for your fag mate
37:00 <DontWorry> i should help my parents who is helping me without any judgement
37:00 <DontWorry> my needs someone to take care of her
37:00 <DontWorry> aunt
37:00 <alco_tradie> who's gone quiet btw
37:00 <alco_tradie> Pussy
38:00 <DontWorry> that cold feeling
38:00 <alco_tradie> cant think of a legit insult lolz
38:00 <brainz> hehe
38:00 <alco_tradie> brb cunts smoko
38:00 <brainz> pisshead
38:00 <brainz> lol
38:00 <alco_tradie> who?
38:00 <ZeroDistance> :P :P kk
38:00 <DontWorry> i wanna die in natural cause
38:00 <alco_tradie> I'm not drunk...
38:00 <alco_tradie> yet lol
38:00 <brainz> haha
39:00 <DontWorry> beer isnt an alcohol
39:00 <alco_tradie> no pokies bruvva
39:00 <DontWorry> its n beverage
39:00 <alco_tradie> allgood.
39:00 <brainz> good good
39:00 <brainz> to much of anything is bad
39:00 <brainz> lol
39:00 <alco_tradie> who the man?
39:00 <DontWorry> wine are a health tonic
39:00 <ZeroDistance> shakes me makes me lighter
39:00 <ZeroDistance> tear drop on the fiirree
39:00 <alco_tradie> Hey zero
40:00 <ZeroDistance> FUCK
40:00 <DontWorry> hard yakka thirst
40:00 <alco_tradie> how are ya cunt 
40:00 <ZeroDistance> this chick stabbed this dude and he took the knife and stabbed her back a fuckload
40:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck me
40:00 <ZeroDistance> she so hot
40:00 <alco_tradie> She's a tiprat
40:00 <ZeroDistance> nah she gonna come back to life at some point
40:00 <alco_tradie> should have died the.mole
41:00 <ZeroDistance> french tv series
41:00 <DontWorry> i wanna go to greece and find a sexy tranny
41:00 <alco_tradie> lol
41:00 <alco_tradie> lmfao
41:00 <ZeroDistance> wots so funnie?
41:00 <DontWorry> madetarian tranny
41:00 <alco_tradie> Your nose
41:00 <alco_tradie> I'm kidding man
41:00 <ZeroDistance> ahahaha
41:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
41:00 <alco_tradie> Soz for laughing
41:00 <ZeroDistance> all gewd
41:00 <alco_tradie> homo
41:00 <DontWorry> drought at its worst peak
42:00 <alco_tradie> fuck up beehhh
42:00 <DontWorry> dont just blame tony abbott, labor did nothing much better
42:00 <brainz> Haribo http://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge (Warning: Intestinal Exorcism Guaranteed) (Jan 25, 2014) 13:32 - Category: Entertainment - 437,620 views - 13,592 likes (98.2%), 252 dislikes (1.8%)
42:00 <ZeroDistance> tthis french girl in it must be 10
42:00 <alco_tradie> tech n9ne
42:00 <DontWorry> i reckon all party must work together for a better outcome country is suffering like a fish out of a tank
43:00 <ZeroDistance> and u can bet anythin in 10 yrs she will have her shit all over the place in a movie
43:00 <ZeroDistance> they all do
43:00 <ZeroDistance> tech n9ne - am i a psycho
43:00 <DontWorry> no water no grains n uncertain future
43:00 <alco_tradie> lol n9ne Colorado...nigga
43:00 <DontWorry> i admit me being a disable n that
44:00 <alco_tradie> tech n9ne that box..mad song pandas
44:00 <DontWorry> can i post a ladyboy link stebie
44:00 <ZeroDistance> word
44:00 <alco_tradie> fuck stebie
45:00 <DontWorry> is he 18 yet
45:00 <DontWorry> last i remember he was 16
46:00 <alco_tradie> Bastardly_One 
46:00 <alco_tradie> Fuck you midget
46:00 <alco_tradie> lolz ahahahaha lmfao
47:00 <alco_tradie> Nah soz
47:00 <alco_tradie> smoke time niggaz
47:00 <alco_tradie> :D
47:00 <brainz> nigz
48:00 <Bastardly_One> still trying you sad little boy
48:00 <alco_tradie> Feeling u brainz
48:00 <brainz> hehe
48:00 <alco_tradie> trolled
48:00 <DontWorry> i survived in bangladesh it was the biggest challenge
48:00 <alco_tradie> B1 your rips are old n lame
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know ... you have the same ones 24/7
49:00 <DontWorry> cause cost of living is so dern cheaper than elsewhere
49:00 <alco_tradie> I gave it to your mum n she came
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so you'd know all about boring and lame
49:00 <alco_tradie> now I put your shit to shame
49:00 <DontWorry> we are circling the same sun brother
49:00 <alco_tradie> coz u dsp n u ain't got no game
50:00 <DontWorry> i dont mind listening to irish folk songs in ireland
50:00 <alco_tradie> Ahahahaha thought so man
50:00 <alco_tradie> u ain't got shit
50:00 <alco_tradie> lol
51:00 <alco_tradie> quiet as a mouse
51:00 <alco_tradie> while spence fucks you in the mouth
52:00 <DontWorry> it was your wife and a midget cop
52:00 <alco_tradie> Owned
52:00 <Liinda> im off to bed, night ppls
52:00 <Liinda> night Bastardly_One xx
52:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
52:00 <alco_tradie> night liinda
53:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
53:00 <alco_tradie> I love you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I got my own
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and kisses
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so THERE
53:00 <Liinda> nights spency
53:00 <Liinda> lol Bastardly_One
53:00 <alco_tradie> your own what? Pension 
53:00 <alco_tradie> Lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
53:00 <Liinda> be nice kids :P
53:00 <Liinda> <3 night
53:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck that show blew me away
53:00 <DontWorry> i'd suck him off first
53:00 <ZeroDistance> best zombie shit ive ever seen
53:00 <Liinda> night panadols
53:00 <ZeroDistance> nite babe
54:00 <alco_tradie> weak cunt pensioner lolz
54:00 <Bastardly_One> panadols works ... he is a headache
54:00 <alco_tradie> u make me feel better
54:00 <DontWorry> Liinda post a dirty pic 
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
54:00 <ZeroDistance> thnx man
54:00 <brainz> fck what a trap
54:00 <brainz> anyway
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I dunno who stalks me more ... this fucking clown or Saemon
54:00 <alco_tradie> try a bong b1 u little druggo fuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> either way ... fuk they're both irritating
55:00 <alco_tradie> bong addict
55:00 <DontWorry> google arse eater
55:00 <alco_tradie> I love irritating you
55:00 <ZeroDistance> Bastardly_One, I think you might've enjoyed this premiere episode
55:00 <ZeroDistance> was tense
55:00 <alco_tradie> least now I know it shits u lol
55:00 <ZeroDistance> smart too
55:00 <ZeroDistance> never seen a take on zombies like that before
56:00 <DontWorry> nuuk is where peace at for the people getting on noah's ark
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I might wait for it all to come out and d/load it
56:00 <alco_tradie> b1 bags the fuck out of u pandas
56:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah man, well it'd already be there to dl
56:00 <alco_tradie> n ur licking his arse
56:00 <ZeroDistance> since its on aus tele, id think anyway
56:00 <DontWorry> horse
56:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
56:00 <alco_tradie> thTs sad bro
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he knows fuckhead
57:00 <alco_tradie> n ur licking his arse
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it to his face
57:00 <alco_tradie> thTs sad bro
57:00 <DontWorry> he trys to shtooge me once or twice
57:00 <alco_tradie> fags
57:00 <DontWorry> stooge
57:00 <alco_tradie> nosering
57:00 <ZeroDistance> based on a french film called They Come Back
57:00 <alco_tradie> emo as
57:00 <ZeroDistance> They Came Back*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> French
57:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah french tv series
57:00 <DontWorry> when you dont remember much you dont feel much pain either
58:00 <Bastardly_One> could be interesting then
58:00 <ZeroDistance> yup
58:00 <alco_tradie> b1 bags the fuck out of u pandas
58:00 <alco_tradie> remember that shit zero
58:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
58:00 <DontWorry> panda seems to be coping easy with that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we call bag Panadols
58:00 <alco_tradie> he dogs u daily
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
58:00 <ZeroDistance> we all get grumpy and do it in jest too
58:00 <DontWorry> J&B is his choice of a drink
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid can obviously admit he's a fucktard on a regular basis
59:00 <alco_tradie> lol b1 is a lamer though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> something you seem in denial of
59:00 <DontWorry> but he sculls it all by himself
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a fucking God
59:00 <ZeroDistance> sure is DontWorry ^5
59:00 <DontWorry> your left hempspire of brain is fused mate
59:00 <alco_tradie> Don't let him talk like that about you the chat all friendly bruv
59:00 <DontWorry> but dont worry
00:00 <alco_tradie> your not that desp surely
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now, back to the conversation I was having elsewhere
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that was actually interesting
00:00 <milk> kids
00:00 <alco_tradie> fuck yourself b1
00:00 <ZeroDistance> im hoping this chick msgs me
00:00 <ZeroDistance> curious to know more
01:00 <milk> fat cat is in bed by now
01:00 <alco_tradie> Chicks don't like pussies
01:00 <milk> kenny kidna has turned out the light
01:00 <alco_tradie> n your pussying out man
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you mut be in a country area milk
01:00 <alco_tradie> talking to this fag n that
01:00 <DontWorry> share a cock with a chick swallow his load
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm the only one who knows what milk is on about
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was 7:30pm hours ago
02:00 <Bastardly_One> mums are gonna kick arses soon
02:00 <DontWorry> are u in highskool b1
02:00 <alco_tradie> b1 do you admit your a dsp parasite
02:00 <alco_tradie> feeding off me ?
02:00 <milk> alco_pop are you a zoo reader?
02:00 <alco_tradie> Do I feed you
02:00 <DontWorry> smoke cones everyday
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah beehhhh ... #melbourne ... high school ... same thing
03:00 <ZeroDistance> mustve listened to my mates cover of tear drop more'n i ever listened to massive attacks now
03:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
03:00 <alco_tradie> yes milk
03:00 <DontWorry> aint nothing but some gangstar shit
03:00 <DontWorry> seen alan are u mate with dario
03:00 <ZeroDistance> BECAUSE IT TAKES A MAAANN TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAAAT
03:00 <alco_tradie> suckhole panda
03:00 <ZeroDistance> lol sacream
04:00 <brainz> a good skill to have http://youtu.be/07iiV3CMo5I
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Clean, Fillet, Debone and Skin an Alligator (Aug 16, 2013) 11:00 - Category: Sports - 1,532,651 views - 3,026 likes (59.5%), 2,056 dislikes (40.5%)
04:00 <DontWorry> i got vin diesel on fb hes so cool
04:00 <alco_tradie> ill memba this when the cunt rags on u tomoz
04:00 <brainz> hehe
04:00 <Bastardly_One> brainz, go to your own channel with beehhh and spence
04:00 <Bastardly_One> people might then give a shit what you post
04:00 <brainz> who the fck are you
04:00 <alco_tradie> as he does all the time when u not on
04:00 <DontWorry> while Ian thorpe wonders like a  child on valium in his neighbourhood
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Me? Your God
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who I am
04:00 <brainz> thats what im askin
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you
05:00 <alco_tradie> my dsp god?
05:00 <brainz> the response reminds me of preschool
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm your God ... compared to you two I'm definitely a God
05:00 <alco_tradie> The lungworm  feeding off me ....yes
05:00 <DontWorry> they talk about brewing and making beers in greenland
05:00 <brainz> you wanna swap luch boxes
05:00 <alco_tradie> god nope
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you and your mate would know about childish responses
05:00 <brainz> lunch*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you both have the maturity of 12 yr olds
06:00 <alco_tradie> b1 your just a parasite
06:00 <brainz> i dont think B1 know what B2 is thinking 
06:00 <alco_tradie> doing no good for society
06:00 <alco_tradie> feeding off workers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sure am
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so go to fucking work
07:00 <DontWorry> he need a fuken holiday
07:00 <brainz> ahh one of those leeches
07:00 <alco_tradie> I pay for your marijuana 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and make me more money
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up
07:00 <DontWorry> to greenland
07:00 <doctor> #parasitepride!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off and make me some more money
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy cunt
07:00 <alco_tradie> I will go work tomoz
07:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not good enough
07:00 <brainz> we have to get DSP on here
07:00 <alco_tradie> to pay for your food and drugs
07:00 <brainz> lol
07:00 <alco_tradie> you druggy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiots ... get a clue both of you
07:00 <DontWorry> http://citylifer.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/5345535367_4b5175030e.jpg
08:00 <DontWorry> sexy butt ts
08:00 <brainz> yay B1 is effected
08:00 <brainz> i win
08:00 <dsp_support> fucking lowie
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the word would be affected
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you think that you're even stupider than spence
08:00 <DontWorry> someone should ride me a chopter in greenland
08:00 <brainz> no no the word would be infected
08:00 <dsp_support> lol effected from his weed n pills
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have to admit that would be hard to be stupider than spence
08:00 <brainz> muscle it B1 muscle it
09:00 <DontWorry> they really shot it at there
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are so hopeless you have to join up to become one
09:00 <doctor> nothing wrong with being a parasite. do you think a parasite in nature cares if it leaches off its host at the host's expense?
09:00 <DontWorry> money wont buy you peace
09:00 <brainz> why am i even wasting my time
09:00 <dsp_support> Lol stupid for paying for your cannabis you drugpig
09:00 <doctor> it just lives in the moment, kills the host and most likely dies with it, it doesn't care
09:00 <DontWorry> but land will
10:00 <dsp_support> doctor yeah ok another leach
10:00 <doctor> i'll leach you dry and enjoy it :)
10:00 <doctor> please, continue working
10:00 <brainz> i know why they pay DSP and the dole, 
11:00 <brainz> so these fuckwits dont have to beg on the street or become pros
11:00 <dsp_support> I will work and continue having more money than you in my bank doctor
11:00 <dsp_support> lmfao
11:00 <brainz> sell there arses for drugs
11:00 <dsp_support> all the way to the bank
11:00 <dsp_support> dsp digs
11:00 <dsp_support> dogs
12:00 <brainz> thats what they do in other countries
12:00 <brainz> seel there arses for drugs
12:00 <DontWorry> blow a 20 trannie a night in pattya on ice
12:00 <brainz> sell*
12:00 <dsp_support> Easy brainz
12:00 <doctor> yes good, pay for more things you don't really want anyway. and besides, you're only making assumptions based on your bias. you really have no idea what I do or what I possess
12:00 <dsp_support> easy
13:00 <brainz> or beg on a street corner
13:00 <DontWorry> you really dont need an opposite gender its all in your mind
13:00 <dsp_support> you posess dsp doctor
13:00 <dsp_support> that is all
13:00 <doctor> i've not even mentioned one aspect about myself, just provided an alternative argument
13:00 <raheem> this channel looks like it needs Serenity
13:00 <brainz> doc is kewl
13:00 <raheem> thats how u get her to look
13:00 <brainz> actually
13:00 <dsp_support> doctor your obviously a dsp
14:00 <DontWorry> my wise suggention i'm moving out
14:00 <DontWorry> even tho it has to england 1st doesnt matter closer to greenwich
14:00 <DontWorry> greebland
14:00 <dsp_support> otherwise you'd be on my side
14:00 <brainz> hehe i watched in on youtube
14:00 <dsp_support> scabby cunt
14:00 <doctor> you base your assumptions on irrational feelings, on a base fear towards people who take advantage of you i suppose
14:00 <brainz> fckers sell there arses for black tar heroin
15:00 <DontWorry> thor was there filming his porno with bangers style
15:00 <dsp_support> lol brainz
15:00 <ZeroDistance> uhh
15:00 <brainz> its true
15:00 <brainz> see if i can find it
15:00 <dsp_support> dsp 
15:00 <doctor> but don't you worry that thick little skull of yours, your tax payer dollars contributes nothing to me
15:00 <ZeroDistance> so, this is shit
15:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:00 <DontWorry> oh it was his bro in LA smart cun
15:00 <dsp_support> Yeah right brainz
16:00 <dsp_support> Yeah right doctor
16:00 <DontWorry> they both grew up in margaret river
16:00 <DontWorry> below freemantle
16:00 <brainz> here watch this http://youtu.be/-XfP58clo1I
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Tar Heroin: The Dark End of the Street (full length) (Nov 13, 2012) 01:14:07 - Category: Film and Animation - 277,531 views - 1,006 likes (90.1%), 111 dislikes (9.9%)
16:00 <brainz> get that into you
16:00 <Doodle> brb heroin documentary
17:00 <dsp_support> Enjoy your drugs you dsp losers just die soon maybe they will decrease my taxes
17:00 <dsp_support> n that
17:00 <DontWorry> let all the female come to australia and breed
17:00 <dsp_support> Fucken parasites
17:00 <Doodle> unlikely
17:00 <dsp_support> druggos die early 
17:00 <brainz> its very sad but there like zombies
18:00 <brainz> not far away from it
18:00 <dsp_support> Lol brainz
18:00 <brainz> its true
18:00 <brainz> one step from being a zombie
18:00 <dsp_support> Smoko dsp dogs
18:00 <DontWorry> trannies are best if'd ask me
18:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck me
19:00 <ZeroDistance> 4 marksman ribbons in a row this guy he spawns i go back, little over 400m, each time bam headshot
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you're ugly
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
19:00 <DontWorry> mardu gras and a big fat cigar
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking smokey is it?
19:00 <brainz> for a more pure and harder hit shoot meth
19:00 <Doodle> its not so bad now
19:00 <brainz> lol
19:00 <Doodle> but earlier yeh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I kept cleaning my glasses
19:00 <Bastardly_One> while walking down the street
19:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking it was them
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <DontWorry> ya wont be shining onto the crazy diamond
20:00 <Doodle> i sit next to a huge window, i saw it all day
20:00 <ZeroDistance> 14 ribbons!
20:00 <Doodle> plus everyone in vic called me to tell me about it
20:00 <brainz> need a smoke
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I bet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> smokes went up again this week
21:00 <brainz> i can afford it
21:00 <ZeroDistance> fucking hell
21:00 <brainz> hehe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> why not just ban them you arseholes
21:00 <ZeroDistance> gay as
21:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
21:00 <beehhh> you know that losers are always emotional
21:00 <Bastardly_One> $15.50 for a pack of 20s is robbery
22:00 <Doodle> beehhh happy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I still purchased them of course
22:00 <ZeroDistance> what they need to do is get rid of the stupid olive green packets/pouches with stupid pics on them
22:00 <Doodle> i remember when they were like $4.50
22:00 <ZeroDistance> they dont turn anyone away from smoking and they know it
22:00 <DontWorry> DontWorry bee happy
22:00 <ZeroDistance> it's insulting
22:00 <ZeroDistance> id love to walk inna guys house, had the idea, beat him senseless.
22:00 <Doodle> you know what i find is the best revenge for not letting the govt tax your ciggies
22:00 <Doodle> don't buy them
23:00 <dsp_support> U smoke cigs 2 b1
23:00 <DontWorry> buy from china shop cheap n better quality
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to beat the non smokers up who keep taxing them more and more
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> *off
23:00 <dsp_support> Your more of an idiot than I thought
23:00 <DontWorry> imported beir
23:00 <dsp_support> moron
23:00 <DontWorry> suddenly gattany threw something
24:00 <dsp_support> smoking with emphysema...real smart
24:00 <DontWorry> just drink hot water
24:00 <dsp_support> fucking dickhead
24:00 <[Maverick]> lol $15
24:00 <DontWorry> i have greentea from korea
24:00 <Doodle> one of my ex gf's rang me up one day and told me she has emphysema
24:00 <[Maverick]> $10 at the local deli here for a pack of 20s 
24:00 <Doodle> and when i didnt sound sad enough she abused me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying drunkard bogan ... you're plain boring
25:00 <dsp_support> it keeps u on the go though retsrd
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want sympathy ... not like I didn't see it coming
25:00 <dsp_support> retard
25:00 <dsp_support> lolz
25:00 <Doodle> i thought that was metamucil
25:00 <dsp_support> suck shit wanker
25:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One thats what she said
26:00 <Bastardly_One> then what was her issue with you not sounding sad enough?
26:00 <Doodle> lol no
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact you're meant to anyway?
26:00 <Doodle> it was a joke
26:00 <Doodle> ..
26:00 <raheem> Big Brothers Watching - Phones Bin Tapped - Serious
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
26:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <Bastardly_One> never mind ... yeah
26:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> retard
26:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that little cunt is distracting
26:00 <Doodle> plus all my exes are psychos obv
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when you've a housemate going on and on and on and on and on
26:00 <DontWorry> trannies dont grow beard :/
27:00 <DontWorry> but b1 does
27:00 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
27:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> U having another smoke tonight spastic ?
27:00 <ZeroDistance> no shit man
27:00 <ZeroDistance> those druggie houosemates
27:00 <DontWorry> ask him for himself
27:00 <ZeroDistance> my junky houosemate used to go on and on like he was a guru
27:00 <[Maverick]> when you have an irc user going on and on and on and on and... 
27:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Suckhole 
27:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Pandas wtf
27:00 <ZeroDistance> his mate would say 'you should listen to him man, he knows a lot'
27:00 <ZeroDistance> rofl
27:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1920372_640109262692097_150829030_n.jpg
27:00 <DontWorry> only customer he'd endup getting some dsp old ladies looking for a root
28:00 <DontWorry> schepelle corby n bali
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be cute when you all stfu when an op is active for a min or two ... you're all so predictable
29:00 <quasimoto> lol
30:00 <DontWorry> let all the women come and become the nations pride
30:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Fuck ops dog
30:00 <quasimoto> fuck you
30:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> fuck me then cunt
30:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> poof
31:00 <quasimoto> LOL
31:00 <Bastardly_One> in the face with a shovel?
31:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Hehe
31:00 <quasimoto> you don't even know if i'm male or female, how homophobic
31:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/PBhDnVY0f08
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Tar Heroin 2004 Update (Apr 22, 2011) 3:29 - Category: News and Politics - 102,482 views - 282 likes (95.3%), 14 dislikes (4.7%)
32:00 <ZeroDistance> there's a fucking chick in my squad this is gay
32:00 <Bastardly_One> she probably kicks arse
32:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> B1 go have a Winnie red
32:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> and a cone
32:00 <DontWorry> just having a cucumber for dinner
33:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> don't worry
33:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> be happy
33:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> hungry cunt
33:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> why the fuck do i come on here when i could be playing games
33:00 <DontWorry> try make cucumber juice
33:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> I had a steak chips n salad
34:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm winnie red
34:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> i just smoked a spliff
34:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> now i'm tired
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and came on here instead of gaming as you said?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> way to blow ya buzz
35:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> you're telling me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> easy for me ... I just walk off and have more cones :P
35:00 <DontWorry> you kick me out of your womb and how do i suppose to feel
35:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> lol
35:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> don't do cones
35:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> they don't go down well
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wise
35:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Are cones good for your lungs though
35:00 <Bastardly_One> take my word for it
36:00 <DontWorry> not that i tried i was wrong s wrong i wanna erase everything from my head
36:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> i guess so
36:00 <DontWorry> everything burnt to ashes
36:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> but i think smoking anything in anyway isn't good for your lungs
36:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> unless you vapourize straight green
36:00 <DontWorry> neither i nor nothing exist totally vanished
36:00 <ZeroDistance> i like this name Kaitlin
36:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I talk about it enough ... I'd be tipping bongs have given me emphysema
36:00 <ZeroDistance> sounds good when u say it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... smart
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
37:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> end of story
37:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> one more game of hearthstone
37:00 <DontWorry> you try from your base and the truth is i belong to my homeland
37:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> and zz
37:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> I have emphysema too
37:00 <DontWorry> forever will
37:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> DontWorry keep your abo spirit stories to yourself
37:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> didn't know that cunts
37:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> haha
38:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> my island home
38:00 <DontWorry> abos are warm hearted people
38:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> who said they aren't
38:00 <DontWorry> they dont even kill flies
38:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> i said to keep your abo spirit stories to yourself
38:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> abos stink
38:00 <DontWorry> so is the sun burnt country
38:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> aboriginals are connected to the earth, they speak the language of the world
39:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> we should all be doing the same
39:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> but you know
39:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> we're shit cunts
39:00 <Saeba> boongs are connected to petrol sniffin
39:00 <DontWorry> Someday I wanna see an aboriginal PM maybe from the next level of youth
39:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> No..ur shit
39:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> when you speak the language of the world anything is possible, whatever your heart desires the world will conspire to help you achieve
39:00 <Saeba> boong pm lol
39:00 <Saeba> australia will turn into 3rd world country
39:00 <Saeba> overnight
39:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> who cares
40:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> its boring anyway
40:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> let it
40:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> i'll become a gypsy
40:00 <emphysema_Ciggy> Obama...kinda abo
40:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> obama is kenyan
40:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> and half white
40:00 <DontWorry> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
40:00 <DontWorry> its an abo
40:00 <brainz> http://youtu.be/7thZbHTvZIQ
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben: Diary Of A Heroin Addict (Jun 14, 2012) 43:05 - Category: Education - 458,521 views - 2,132 likes (93.4%), 150 dislikes (6.6%)
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> mirza ahmed
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> doubt it
41:00 <DontWorry> look at his face
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> he looks like an indian muslim
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> whats your point
41:00 <DontWorry> bullshit
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> bro look at his fucking name
41:00 <AaronDYates> Lol
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> are you retarted
41:00 <DontWorry> he looks like a pakeha from south island just changed his name
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> he isnt abo
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> you're just a retard
41:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> anyway
42:00 <AaronDYates> lol dontworry
42:00 <DontWorry> atleast im something
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> LOL
42:00 <AaronDYates> lol @ pakeha
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> nek minnit
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> gets deep
42:00 <raheem> that is one terrible nickname
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> FOR DOOMHAMMER!
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> raheem get over it
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lol pakeha
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> or else
42:00 <raheem> over what
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> get
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> over
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> it
42:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> cunt
42:00 <AaronDYates> white cunt
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
43:00 <AaronDYates> lolz
43:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> lol
43:00 <h0m03r0t1c4> white cunt
43:00 <Saeba> orgrim doom hammer
44:00 <dickinmalesass> homophobes
44:00 <Scattered> nice
44:00 <DontWorry> goaway u white
44:00 <corbyneedsacone> im not white
44:00 <AaronDYates> scattered let's fuck a prosty
45:00 <DontWorry> just wank online man
45:00 <DontWorry> cheaper n safer
45:00 <pakeha> lolz
45:00 <DontWorry> hakaka
45:00 <DontWorry> sexty sex
45:00 <brainz> sushi http://youtu.be/eoFdNbHQyOU
45:00 <pakeha> This ones a keeper
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tuna cutting in Japanese sushi restaurant (Mar 24, 2012) 6:28 - Category: Education - 1,594,833 views - 1,944 likes (90%), 217 dislikes (10%)
46:00 <DontWorry> fish n kumara
46:00 <pakeha> puha
46:00 <DontWorry> sixty sex with sheep
47:00 <pakeha> suxty seaven bru
47:00 <DontWorry> 66 sheep sounded like that
47:00 <pakeha> churr bo
47:00 <pakeha> not our
48:00 <DontWorry> land of hobbits
48:00 <pakeha> churr our fella ey
48:00 <pakeha> goodnight u black cunts
49:00 <DontWorry> have another jug before you go bed
49:00 <pakeha> k 
49:00 <Moke> hai
49:00 <Moke> all
49:00 <Moke> gays tonight
50:00 <Scattered> hey Moke
50:00 <Scattered> whats happening
50:00 <Moke> fuck all
50:00 <Moke> downloading some tunage
50:00 <Moke> tuneage*
50:00 <Moke> yourself?
50:00 <Scattered> just been out for a ride
50:00 <Scattered> chillin now
50:00 <Moke> nice
50:00 <Scattered> yeah was good
51:00 <Scattered> beer time now
51:00 <DontWorry> ladyboy rules
52:00 <ZeroDistance> stop
52:00 <ZeroDistance> please
52:00 <ZeroDistance> stop talking about ladyboys and shit
52:00 <ZeroDistance> serious
52:00 <ZeroDistance> its fucking 31 degrees
53:00 <ZeroDistance> hi shimumba
55:00 <simba> 4:1)
56:00 <ZeroDistance> blazzzzed
56:00 <ZeroDistance> this bitch kaitlin in bf4
56:00 <ZeroDistance> she wont talk
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