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00:00 <johninja> coolies
00:00 <Liinda> Most Linda's I know of are lebo
00:00 <johninja> like melbourne
00:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you have a pillow on your bed
00:00 <johninja> sydney not so much
00:00 <Immutable> you lebbo Liinda ?
00:00 <alienated\romeo> mine is missing
00:00 <Liinda> romeo no, i rest my head on a hard rock
00:00 <couleurs> i'm not asian either and i can't sing either but i've been a few times and i was very drunk... everyone was very drunk
00:00 <alienated\romeo> deep
00:00 <Liinda> Italian Immutable, catch up 
00:00 <johninja> got to go to a wedding in Balmain soon though
00:00 <alienated\romeo> i mean
00:00 <alienated\romeo> okay
00:00 <alienated\romeo> woah
00:00 <Immutable> so that's a yes
00:00 <Liinda> couleurs you ever been to roxannes/charltons?
00:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck me so bored without my normal server.
00:00 <johninja> coolies
00:00 <Liinda> Most Linda's I know of are lebo
00:00 <johninja> like melbourne
00:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you have a pillow on your bed
00:00 <johninja> sydney not so much
00:00 <Immutable> you lebbo Liinda ?
00:00 <alienated\romeo> mine is missing
00:00 <Liinda> romeo no, i rest my head on a hard rock
00:00 <couleurs> i'm not asian either and i can't sing either but i've been a few times and i was very drunk... everyone was very drunk
00:00 <alienated\romeo> deep
00:00 <Liinda> Italian Immutable, catch up 
00:00 <johninja> got to go to a wedding in Balmain soon though
00:00 <alienated\romeo> i mean
00:00 <alienated\romeo> okay
00:00 <alienated\romeo> woah
00:00 <Immutable> so that's a yes
00:00 <Liinda> couleurs you ever been to roxannes/charltons?
00:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck me so bored without my normal server.
01:00 <johninja> start a fight DemonsRun
01:00 <couleurs> yes
01:00 <couleurs> r u stalking me
01:00 <DemonsRun> Here johninja ?
01:00 <johninja> "you tatoos look shit"
01:00 <Excessive> wait, the Linda I know happens to be of a distant relo of mine, even though I'm Hungarian and she's supposedly Italian
01:00 <couleurs> R U IN MY COMPUTER
01:00 <DemonsRun> Tatews*
01:00 <Liinda> :/ closed the room bymistake
01:00 <DemonsRun> Shite*
01:00 <couleurs> phew
01:00 <Liinda> couleurs not stalking you, ive sung there a lot of times.
01:00 <johninja> start a fight DemonsRun
01:00 <couleurs> yes
01:00 <couleurs> r u stalking me
01:00 <DemonsRun> Here johninja ?
01:00 <johninja> "you tatoos look shit"
01:00 <Excessive> wait, the Linda I know happens to be of a distant relo of mine, even though I'm Hungarian and she's supposedly Italian
01:00 <couleurs> R U IN MY COMPUTER
01:00 <DemonsRun> Tatews*
01:00 <Liinda> :/ closed the room bymistake
01:00 <DemonsRun> Shite*
01:00 <couleurs> phew
01:00 <Liinda> couleurs not stalking you, ive sung there a lot of times.
02:00 <couleurs> i've been there too
02:00 <johninja> oh wow you sing
02:00 <couleurs> i think everyone has
02:00 <Liinda> im mates with the dj's
02:00 <couleurs> cool
02:00 <Liinda> yeah
02:00 <johninja> i don't like most djs
02:00 <Liinda> seedy place tho. always smells like farts
02:00 <couleurs> i've been there too
02:00 <johninja> oh wow you sing
02:00 <couleurs> i think everyone has
02:00 <Liinda> im mates with the dj's
02:00 <couleurs> cool
02:00 <Liinda> yeah
02:00 <johninja> i don't like most djs
02:00 <Liinda> seedy place tho. always smells like farts
03:00 <couleurs> yeah
03:00 <Liinda> these are karaoke dj's not the hero types. these guys can sing
03:00 <couleurs> i go to lounge more
03:00 <couleurs> well... used to
03:00 <Liinda> and really well too
03:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you like beer
03:00 <johninja> ahh yep
03:00 <Liinda> no romeo. no more questions or i've shove a questionmark up ur butthole
03:00 <alienated\romeo> ok
03:00 <Liinda> good.
03:00 <johninja> never got the right drunk to do kareoke
03:00 <Liinda> :P
03:00 <couleurs> yeah
03:00 <Liinda> these are karaoke dj's not the hero types. these guys can sing
03:00 <couleurs> i go to lounge more
03:00 <couleurs> well... used to
03:00 <Liinda> and really well too
03:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you like beer
03:00 <johninja> ahh yep
03:00 <Liinda> no romeo. no more questions or i've shove a questionmark up ur butthole
03:00 <alienated\romeo> ok
03:00 <Liinda> good.
03:00 <johninja> never got the right drunk to do kareoke
03:00 <Liinda> :P
04:00 <alienated\romeo> johnninja do you like beer?
04:00 <Liinda> no need to get drunk at this place. people cant sing for shit
04:00 <johninja> haha yeh there were so really bad ones at a fewplaces i have been too
04:00 <Immutable> I'm horrible at fucking singing
04:00 <Liinda> i dont have any distant relo's with hungarian Excessive
04:00 <Liinda> You would be entertaining to listen to then
04:00 <Calin> Fucking singing is hard
04:00 <alienated\romeo> johnninja do you like beer?
04:00 <Liinda> no need to get drunk at this place. people cant sing for shit
04:00 <johninja> haha yeh there were so really bad ones at a fewplaces i have been too
04:00 <Immutable> I'm horrible at fucking singing
04:00 <Liinda> i dont have any distant relo's with hungarian Excessive
04:00 <Liinda> You would be entertaining to listen to then
04:00 <Calin> Fucking singing is hard
05:00 <alienated\romeo> fuck this shit
05:00 <Calin> Singing without fucking is easier
05:00 <Liinda> the funniest is seeing guys who have no sense of timing lol... so funny
05:00 <Excessive> it's a bit like beatmixing, but like with double beats
05:00 <Liinda> especially on stage 
05:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i take it you have a good sense of humour
05:00 <alienated\romeo> fuck this shit
05:00 <Calin> Singing without fucking is easier
05:00 <Liinda> the funniest is seeing guys who have no sense of timing lol... so funny
05:00 <Excessive> it's a bit like beatmixing, but like with double beats
05:00 <Liinda> especially on stage 
05:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i take it you have a good sense of humour
06:00 <Liinda> Hmm sometimes, unless people start asking me too many questions
06:00 <alienated\romeo> i have nothing but my penis and a brain
06:00 <alienated\romeo> .
06:00 <Liinda> Anyways, i'm going to bed. i've done easily 10 extra hours this week.
06:00 <johninja> same
06:00 <Excessive> and u think with ur penis \500\iq?
06:00 <johninja> playing video games
06:00 <johninja> that is
06:00 <Liinda> Hmm sometimes, unless people start asking me too many questions
06:00 <alienated\romeo> i have nothing but my penis and a brain
06:00 <alienated\romeo> .
06:00 <Liinda> Anyways, i'm going to bed. i've done easily 10 extra hours this week.
06:00 <johninja> same
06:00 <Excessive> and u think with ur penis \500\iq?
06:00 <johninja> playing video games
06:00 <johninja> that is
07:00 <\500\iq> yes
07:00 <couleurs> BiG MoNeY
07:00 <\500\iq> of course
07:00 <Immutable> that's a smart penis
07:00 <Liinda> lol jinj
07:00 <johninja> big tax lol
07:00 <Liinda> couleurs time in lieu not overtime :(
07:00 <Liinda> i've got about 40 hours owing to me
07:00 <couleurs> GrOsS
07:00 <\500\iq> yes
07:00 <couleurs> BiG MoNeY
07:00 <\500\iq> of course
07:00 <Immutable> that's a smart penis
07:00 <Liinda> lol jinj
07:00 <johninja> big tax lol
07:00 <Liinda> couleurs time in lieu not overtime :(
07:00 <Liinda> i've got about 40 hours owing to me
07:00 <couleurs> GrOsS
08:00 <Liinda> the big bosses know and have said they will pay me in some way for it. good company i work for. they look after those who work hard.
08:00 <Excessive> pay u in some way aye?
08:00 <Liinda> anyways, i need sleep. i might meet the man of my dreams tomorrow
08:00 <couleurs> say hard again...
08:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiite :)
08:00 <Liinda> Happy Valentine's Day
08:00 <Liinda> the big bosses know and have said they will pay me in some way for it. good company i work for. they look after those who work hard.
08:00 <Excessive> pay u in some way aye?
08:00 <Liinda> anyways, i need sleep. i might meet the man of my dreams tomorrow
08:00 <couleurs> say hard again...
08:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiite :)
08:00 <Liinda> Happy Valentine's Day
09:00 <Liinda> Don't worry if you're single... you're soul mate is out there somewhere...
09:00 <couleurs> aheahe
09:00 <Liinda> they're just fucing someone else at the moment
09:00 <Immutable> I don't have one
09:00 <Liinda> *fucking
09:00 <Excessive> oh mine has been and gone ................
09:00 <Liinda> Nawh
09:00 <couleurs> pics
09:00 <Liinda> Sucks being single :(
09:00 <Immutable> nah
09:00 <johninja> i'mjust going to get really drunk and fap a lot
09:00 <Excessive> nawt really
09:00 <Liinda> Don't worry if you're single... you're soul mate is out there somewhere...
09:00 <couleurs> aheahe
09:00 <Liinda> they're just fucing someone else at the moment
09:00 <Immutable> I don't have one
09:00 <Liinda> *fucking
09:00 <Excessive> oh mine has been and gone ................
09:00 <Liinda> Nawh
09:00 <couleurs> pics
09:00 <Liinda> Sucks being single :(
09:00 <Immutable> nah
09:00 <johninja> i'mjust going to get really drunk and fap a lot
09:00 <Excessive> nawt really
10:00 <Excessive> no commitments etc
10:00 <Immutable> just remember a valentines day when you weren't with someone who was kinky as all fuck
10:00 <Liinda> I've had so may shit bf's over the last 5 years...
10:00 <Liinda> I deserve a good run now
10:00 <Immutable> nah
10:00 <\500\iq> cæ
10:00 <Liinda> last valentines day i remember was over 10 years ago
10:00 <Liinda> :/
10:00 <\500\iq> i wanna practise voodoo
10:00 <Excessive> no commitments etc
10:00 <Immutable> just remember a valentines day when you weren't with someone who was kinky as all fuck
10:00 <Liinda> I've had so may shit bf's over the last 5 years...
10:00 <Liinda> I deserve a good run now
10:00 <Immutable> nah
10:00 <\500\iq> cæ
10:00 <Liinda> last valentines day i remember was over 10 years ago
10:00 <Liinda> :/
10:00 <\500\iq> i wanna practise voodoo
11:00 <Q{> Liinda, must always falls for all the impressive cool guys
11:00 <Q{> that turned out to be not so good
11:00 <Liinda> cool guys? no... just liars who pretend to be nice and end up using me. sucks being kind to ppl.
11:00 <Excessive> ok, mite makkeah coffee nowu
11:00 <Immutable> Liinda, you need to find a gay guy
11:00 <Immutable> they love hearing that shit
11:00 <Q{> Liinda, must always falls for all the impressive cool guys
11:00 <Q{> that turned out to be not so good
11:00 <Liinda> cool guys? no... just liars who pretend to be nice and end up using me. sucks being kind to ppl.
11:00 <Excessive> ok, mite makkeah coffee nowu
11:00 <Immutable> Liinda, you need to find a gay guy
11:00 <Immutable> they love hearing that shit
12:00 <Liinda> Immutable i dont want to deal with bitchiness either
12:00 <Q{> guys that don't lie theyre boring and unimpressive
12:00 <Liinda> anyways, sleep time, night lovelies. xx
12:00 <couleurs> lol
12:00 <\500\iq> Liinda ill miss you
12:00 <Immutable> night night
12:00 <Immutable> mwahahhahahahhaha
12:00 <Liinda> Immutable i dont want to deal with bitchiness either
12:00 <Q{> guys that don't lie theyre boring and unimpressive
12:00 <Liinda> anyways, sleep time, night lovelies. xx
12:00 <couleurs> lol
12:00 <\500\iq> Liinda ill miss you
12:00 <Immutable> night night
12:00 <Immutable> mwahahhahahahhaha
13:00 <Liinda> o.X
13:00 <Immutable> who wants to get their rape on?
13:00 <Liinda> nights xx
13:00 <Liinda> Happy Vagina Day!
13:00 <Immutable> you'd hope so
13:00 <romeo> Liinda your not real
13:00 <romeo> and niether am i
13:00 <Liinda> I'm real.... ask... *looks in the room*....
13:00 <Liinda> o.X
13:00 <Immutable> who wants to get their rape on?
13:00 <Liinda> nights xx
13:00 <Liinda> Happy Vagina Day!
13:00 <Immutable> you'd hope so
13:00 <romeo> Liinda your not real
13:00 <romeo> and niether am i
13:00 <Liinda> I'm real.... ask... *looks in the room*....
14:00 <romeo> ok
14:00 <couleurs> sheesh will 1 of you guys take Liinda out 
14:00 <romeo> keep it real
14:00 <Immutable> she's not the real Liinda 
14:00 <Liinda> Im the real slim shady
14:00 <Liinda> I'm me!
14:00 <Liinda> The real me has to ii's
14:00 <johninja> she used my pet name
14:00 <Liinda> *two
14:00 <johninja> only Liinda does that
14:00 <johninja> so yeh
14:00 <johninja> it is the real one
14:00 <Liinda> Thanks jinja
14:00 <Immutable> doppleganger
14:00 <romeo> ok
14:00 <couleurs> sheesh will 1 of you guys take Liinda out 
14:00 <romeo> keep it real
14:00 <Immutable> she's not the real Liinda 
14:00 <Liinda> Im the real slim shady
14:00 <Liinda> I'm me!
14:00 <Liinda> The real me has to ii's
14:00 <johninja> she used my pet name
14:00 <Liinda> *two
14:00 <johninja> only Liinda does that
14:00 <johninja> so yeh
14:00 <johninja> it is the real one
14:00 <Liinda> Thanks jinja
14:00 <Immutable> doppleganger
15:00 <couleurs> what's your pet name...
15:00 <Liinda> Jinja is his pet name
15:00 <couleurs> oic
15:00 <Immutable> what's my pet name
15:00 <Liinda> cos johninja is too much effort
15:00 <Immutable> I want one
15:00 <Liinda> Mute
15:00 <Liinda> Muteyy
15:00 <Liinda> or Mutt
15:00 <romeo> Liinda i hope your happy
15:00 <Liinda> Mutt =)
15:00 <Immutable> that's better
15:00 <couleurs> what's your pet name...
15:00 <Liinda> Jinja is his pet name
15:00 <couleurs> oic
15:00 <Immutable> what's my pet name
15:00 <Liinda> cos johninja is too much effort
15:00 <Immutable> I want one
15:00 <Liinda> Mute
15:00 <Liinda> Muteyy
15:00 <Liinda> or Mutt
15:00 <romeo> Liinda i hope your happy
15:00 <Liinda> Mutt =)
15:00 <Immutable> that's better
16:00 <Liinda> Much of a muttness
16:00 <couleurs> hope mine is cooper 
16:00 <romeo> im not
16:00 <Immutable> gotta get up and fucking exercise
16:00 <couleurs> coops
16:00 <romeo> irc is such an unhealthy scab to pick away at
16:00 <Immutable> lost 2 kilos though
16:00 <Immutable> that's good
16:00 <Liinda> Much of a muttness
16:00 <couleurs> hope mine is cooper 
16:00 <romeo> im not
16:00 <Immutable> gotta get up and fucking exercise
16:00 <couleurs> coops
16:00 <romeo> irc is such an unhealthy scab to pick away at
16:00 <Immutable> lost 2 kilos though
16:00 <Immutable> that's good
17:00 <johninja> cooper sounds like a troublemaker from an 80s movie like ferris bueler
17:00 <johninja> "fuckoff cooper" "lol"
17:00 <couleurs> Basinga
17:00 <romeo> johninjaever been called a bad word?
17:00 <johninja> cooper sounds like a troublemaker from an 80s movie like ferris bueler
17:00 <johninja> "fuckoff cooper" "lol"
17:00 <couleurs> Basinga
17:00 <romeo> johninjaever been called a bad word?
18:00 <romeo> johninja_everbeen called a bad word?
18:00 <romeo> i have no income
18:00 <romeo> johninja_everbeen called a bad word?
18:00 <romeo> i have no income
19:00 <johninja> yes
19:00 <romeo> ok
19:00 <romeo> sux aye
19:00 <johninja> i don't mind
19:00 <romeo> need some more weed
19:00 <romeo> ok ok
19:00 <johninja> yeh same
19:00 <doctor> milk why did the elves let the humans take away magic?
19:00 <milk> it was drive thru
19:00 <johninja> yes
19:00 <romeo> ok
19:00 <romeo> sux aye
19:00 <johninja> i don't mind
19:00 <romeo> need some more weed
19:00 <romeo> ok ok
19:00 <johninja> yeh same
19:00 <doctor> milk why did the elves let the humans take away magic?
19:00 <milk> it was drive thru
20:00 <doctor> i'm sorry but we must wage war
20:00 <milk> very good
20:00 <\romeO_> i hate being cold
20:00 <doctor> i'm sorry but we must wage war
20:00 <milk> very good
20:00 <\romeO_> i hate being cold
21:00 <milk> it's fucking feburary
21:00 <\romeO_> ahahaha
21:00 <\romeO_> ok ok
21:00 <\romeO_> well i hate being alive
21:00 <milk> that' acceptable
21:00 <milk> it's fucking feburary
21:00 <\romeO_> ahahaha
21:00 <\romeO_> ok ok
21:00 <\romeO_> well i hate being alive
21:00 <milk> that' acceptable
22:00 <\romeO_> ahaha
22:00 <\romeO_> ok
22:00 <milk> doctor have you seen the movie Warlock?
22:00 <\romeO_> i wanna rape Liinda
22:00 <\romeO_> ahaha
22:00 <\romeO_> ok
22:00 <milk> doctor have you seen the movie Warlock?
22:00 <\romeO_> i wanna rape Liinda
23:00 <milk> with Julian Sands
23:00 <Excessive> sounds like a fair ban \romeO_
23:00 <milk> with Julian Sands
23:00 <Excessive> sounds like a fair ban \romeO_
24:00 <couleurs> hehe warlock was a gr8 movie
24:00 <johninja> `ban Julian_Assange
24:00 <\romeO_> ***** ***** *****
24:00 <couleurs> freaked me out 
24:00 <\romeO_> i have an ipad to sell
24:00 <Immutable> DRILLS
24:00 <\romeO_> i have no job
24:00 <\romeO_> ihave no life
24:00 <couleurs> hehe warlock was a gr8 movie
24:00 <johninja> `ban Julian_Assange
24:00 <\romeO_> ***** ***** *****
24:00 <couleurs> freaked me out 
24:00 <\romeO_> i have an ipad to sell
24:00 <Immutable> DRILLS
24:00 <\romeO_> i have no job
24:00 <\romeO_> ihave no life
25:00 <Zade> get a job then
25:00 <\romeO_> i walk around in circles all day
25:00 <\romeO_> where's simba?
25:00 <\romeO_> `seen simba
25:00 <Immutable> DRILLS
25:00 <prowl> \romeO_, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
25:00 <\romeO_> Zade will they pay me just to walk around?
25:00 <Zade> get a job then
25:00 <\romeO_> i walk around in circles all day
25:00 <\romeO_> where's simba?
25:00 <\romeO_> `seen simba
25:00 <Immutable> DRILLS
25:00 <prowl> \romeO_, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
25:00 <\romeO_> Zade will they pay me just to walk around?
26:00 <Zade> yes
26:00 <\romeO_> ahaha cool
26:00 <\romeO_> okay then
26:00 <johninja> that is what 99% of people do at work anyways
26:00 <DontWorry> mate
26:00 <johninja> just walk around
26:00 <Zade> everyone needs a target catalogue in their mail box 
26:00 <DontWorry> they set the bin on alite
26:00 <Zade> yes
26:00 <\romeO_> ahaha cool
26:00 <\romeO_> okay then
26:00 <johninja> that is what 99% of people do at work anyways
26:00 <DontWorry> mate
26:00 <johninja> just walk around
26:00 <Zade> everyone needs a target catalogue in their mail box 
26:00 <DontWorry> they set the bin on alite
27:00 <doctor> i havent milk
27:00 <DontWorry> everyone needs a domino pizza discount coupne in their mailbox
27:00 <DontWorry> i'd steal one from next door
27:00 <doctor> you cant milk me, i have no nipples
27:00 <DontWorry> AAA fire
27:00 <doctor> i havent milk
27:00 <DontWorry> everyone needs a domino pizza discount coupne in their mailbox
27:00 <DontWorry> i'd steal one from next door
27:00 <doctor> you cant milk me, i have no nipples
27:00 <DontWorry> AAA fire
28:00 <milk> did you get your little knobbly bits chopped off?
28:00 <couleurs> dude, it's on youtube now i'm watching it thank's a lot
28:00 <DontWorry> imagine ur walking in a s-shaped park suddenly appears naked in GC 
28:00 <doctor> n Boston of 1691, a warlock is sentenced to death, but escapes magically into the future (our present), followed doggedly by the witch hunter. There he is searching for the three parts of the Devil's Bible, trailed by the witch hunter and the woman whose house he landed in. They must stop him, as the book contains the true name of God, which he can use to un-create the world.
28:00 <milk> did you get your little knobbly bits chopped off?
28:00 <couleurs> dude, it's on youtube now i'm watching it thank's a lot
28:00 <DontWorry> imagine ur walking in a s-shaped park suddenly appears naked in GC 
28:00 <doctor> n Boston of 1691, a warlock is sentenced to death, but escapes magically into the future (our present), followed doggedly by the witch hunter. There he is searching for the three parts of the Devil's Bible, trailed by the witch hunter and the woman whose house he landed in. They must stop him, as the book contains the true name of God, which he can use to un-create the world.
29:00 <Q{> i get that often DontWorry 
29:00 <doctor> they were eaten by fish milk
29:00 <Q{> but not completely naked
29:00 <Q{> but chicks in bikini
29:00 <DontWorry> the new warlocks are women
29:00 <couleurs> youtube needs a vhs filter button 4 that nostalgia feel
29:00 <DontWorry> i need a tranny valentine
29:00 <DontWorry> sick of women
29:00 <Q{> i get that often DontWorry 
29:00 <doctor> they were eaten by fish milk
29:00 <Q{> but not completely naked
29:00 <Q{> but chicks in bikini
29:00 <DontWorry> the new warlocks are women
29:00 <couleurs> youtube needs a vhs filter button 4 that nostalgia feel
29:00 <DontWorry> i need a tranny valentine
29:00 <DontWorry> sick of women
30:00 <doctor> lol
30:00 <doctor> lol
31:00 <DontWorry> doctor n daniel malcom the same age leave him alone
31:00 <Q{> no idea who daniel malcom is
31:00 <Q{> i know doctor 
31:00 <doctor> I don't have boobs either. I have a chest made of chitin
31:00 <Q{> i seen doctor  chatting here for ages
31:00 <DontWorry> doctor n daniel malcom the same age leave him alone
31:00 <Q{> no idea who daniel malcom is
31:00 <Q{> i know doctor 
31:00 <doctor> I don't have boobs either. I have a chest made of chitin
31:00 <Q{> i seen doctor  chatting here for ages
32:00 <doctor> Yeah I don't have much of a life away from my machines
32:00 <DontWorry> watching ladyboy shows
32:00 <Q{> want a boob job then doctor 
32:00 <doctor> Yeah I don't have much of a life away from my machines
32:00 <DontWorry> watching ladyboy shows
32:00 <Q{> want a boob job then doctor 
33:00 <Q{> i hire people to go around rasing funds for that
33:00 <Q{> raising
33:00 <DontWorry> they chopped my dick like frankenstiens face
33:00 <doctor> Why would I want such burden?
33:00 <Q{> i hire people to go around rasing funds for that
33:00 <Q{> raising
33:00 <DontWorry> they chopped my dick like frankenstiens face
33:00 <doctor> Why would I want such burden?
34:00 <Excessive> wtf r u talkin to Mirza?
34:00 <DontWorry> but still working
34:00 <Q{> people dig boobs
34:00 <DontWorry> i dig arse
34:00 <DontWorry> tranvestite arse
34:00 <Excessive> wtf r u talkin to Mirza?
34:00 <DontWorry> but still working
34:00 <Q{> people dig boobs
34:00 <DontWorry> i dig arse
34:00 <DontWorry> tranvestite arse
35:00 <doctor> people dig holes, normally to bury themselves in
35:00 <Q{> if have a good pair, people would fight to win you favors doctor 
35:00 <Saemon> `seen bastardly_one
35:00 <prowl> Saemon, I found 18 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: B1-not-here, Bastardly_One, Cunt, Jesus-Harry-Christ, n00b. B1-not-here ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 minutes ago (13.02. 23:27) stating "EOF from client" after spending 12 hours 18 minutes there.
35:00 <Saemon> fuck 7 mins only
35:00 <Saemon> just missed him
35:00 <Q{> theyre sheath
35:00 <doctor> people dig holes, normally to bury themselves in
35:00 <Q{> if have a good pair, people would fight to win you favors doctor 
35:00 <Saemon> `seen bastardly_one
35:00 <prowl> Saemon, I found 18 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: B1-not-here, Bastardly_One, Cunt, Jesus-Harry-Christ, n00b. B1-not-here ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 minutes ago (13.02. 23:27) stating "EOF from client" after spending 12 hours 18 minutes there.
35:00 <Saemon> fuck 7 mins only
35:00 <Saemon> just missed him
35:00 <Q{> theyre sheath
36:00 <nouseforanick> Im sure its doingwell Saemon
36:00 <DontWorry> these nz pills avocado oil seem to be potent
36:00 <DontWorry> softgel caps
36:00 <nouseforanick> Im sure its doingwell Saemon
36:00 <DontWorry> these nz pills avocado oil seem to be potent
36:00 <DontWorry> softgel caps
38:00 <Saemon> ur mums a transvestite
38:00 <DontWorry> now drinking american burgundy wine
38:00 <Saemon> lol sum kid got beaten to death by his dad
38:00 <nouseforanick> glad to hear
38:00 <Saemon> at a cricket game
38:00 <Saemon> ur mums a transvestite
38:00 <DontWorry> now drinking american burgundy wine
38:00 <Saemon> lol sum kid got beaten to death by his dad
38:00 <nouseforanick> glad to hear
38:00 <Saemon> at a cricket game
39:00 <Saemon> must have really pissed his dad off lolz
39:00 <johninja> what is funny about that?
39:00 <Saemon> i dunno, he was probably hitting like a girl
39:00 <Saemon> so his dad got pissed cuz his son played cricket like a fag
39:00 <Saemon> so opened up a can of whoop ass on him
39:00 <DontWorry> people are mental there
39:00 <Saemon> must have really pissed his dad off lolz
39:00 <johninja> what is funny about that?
39:00 <Saemon> i dunno, he was probably hitting like a girl
39:00 <Saemon> so his dad got pissed cuz his son played cricket like a fag
39:00 <Saemon> so opened up a can of whoop ass on him
39:00 <DontWorry> people are mental there
40:00 <DontWorry> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_011CDl2h4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Danny Green - Nine News - Stop One Punch Violence Campaign Story (Oct 3, 2012) 1:29 - Category: News and Politics - 6,106 views - 36 likes (97.3%), 1 dislikes (2.7%)
40:00 <Saemon> fuck danny green
40:00 <Saemon> mundine all the way
40:00 <DontWorry> people like to punch my head cause its made out of wood
40:00 <DontWorry> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_011CDl2h4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Danny Green - Nine News - Stop One Punch Violence Campaign Story (Oct 3, 2012) 1:29 - Category: News and Politics - 6,106 views - 36 likes (97.3%), 1 dislikes (2.7%)
40:00 <Saemon> fuck danny green
40:00 <Saemon> mundine all the way
40:00 <DontWorry> people like to punch my head cause its made out of wood
41:00 <DontWorry> story not about fame or fight
41:00 <DontWorry> story not about fame or fight
43:00 <Saemon> if my son was gay i'd whoop his ass 
43:00 <Saemon> even though im bi-curious myself
43:00 <johninja> Just spent the last 5 hours with police who were doing a "search and seize" on the Unions NT office.
43:00 <johninja> Welcome to the Police State
43:00 <Saemon> bigbrother
43:00 <Saemon> nanny state
43:00 <Saemon> 1987
43:00 <Saemon> if my son was gay i'd whoop his ass 
43:00 <Saemon> even though im bi-curious myself
43:00 <johninja> Just spent the last 5 hours with police who were doing a "search and seize" on the Unions NT office.
43:00 <johninja> Welcome to the Police State
43:00 <Saemon> bigbrother
43:00 <Saemon> nanny state
43:00 <Saemon> 1987
44:00 <[Maverick]> actually.. 
44:00 <DontWorry> NT is a cool state better than the rest
44:00 <DontWorry> NT is a cool state better than the rest
45:00 <[Maverick]> nah.. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooo rage on :)
45:00 <[Maverick]> I will let you believe them 
45:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
45:00 <milk> it's called God Mode
45:00 <[Maverick]> all good 
45:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
45:00 <megamanga> im going to cll you dorcy now
45:00 <[Maverick]> cheers megamanga
45:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
45:00 <milk> dorcy the penguin?
45:00 <megamanga> dw ill forget by tomorrow
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I just might considering you've no idea who's feeding me what ... it's called trolling you back
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but being so into yourself you'd clearly not see that
45:00 <DontWorry> i dont like to meet strangers in my bottleO shopping
45:00 <DontWorry> i dont like to meet strangers in my bottleO shopping
46:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
46:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One please show Serenity more respect.
46:00 <[Maverick]> it's hilarious tbh 
46:00 <milk> suck hole
46:00 <Serenity> im plucking my eyebrows right now
46:00 <[Maverick]> hey.. Bastardly_One
46:00 <Serenity> its less painful than this
46:00 <Saemon> i like her and i dont appreciate you talking to someone i like so disrespectfully.
46:00 <megamanga> somebody has the industrial angle grinder out and its doing my head in
46:00 <megamanga> ill be respectful
46:00 <megamanga> tits or gtfo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels, didn't I tell you to address me as Sir? You've a long way to go before trying to garner my attention kid
46:00 <DontWorry> abos re cool people when they browsing the isle of a liqorland
46:00 <DontWorry> abos re cool people when they browsing the isle of a liqorland
47:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. 
47:00 <[Maverick]> but he whinges when people picks on him 
47:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
47:00 <[Maverick]> pick* 
47:00 <Saemon> yeah i reckon
47:00 <Saemon> he always makes fun of me
47:00 <Saemon> wat a hypocrite
47:00 <simba> because youre retarded
47:00 <Saemon> and he reckons age has made him wiser.
47:00 <Saemon> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you make fun of yourself just typing
47:00 <[Maverick]> oooooo
47:00 <[Maverick]> nice insult 
47:00 <[Maverick]> :) 
47:00 <[Maverick]> come on 
47:00 <[Maverick]> pick up your game son
48:00 <megamanga> have you ever thought of running hub motors on your wheels Saemon ?
48:00 <Saemon> u make fun of disabled people Bastardly_One and disabilities.
48:00 <megamanga> you could get about 30kph on it
48:00 <Saemon> everytime 
48:00 <Saemon> u call me wheels
48:00 <milk> a kitten dies?
48:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stgrSjynPKs
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yung Lean - Hurt (Jun 18, 2013) 4:15 - Category: Science and Technology - 1,032,639 views - 9,980 likes (93.2%), 726 dislikes (6.8%)
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <megamanga> an ethiopian starves
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah milk ... and what mega said
49:00 <Bastardly_One> all the dead kittehs and africans
49:00 <Bastardly_One> here, I'm gonna kill some more
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wheels
49:00 <milk> I care about the kittens, not about the niggers
49:00 <megamanga> i was serious about the hub motors
49:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH! ... look at them kittehs ... deadedededed!
49:00 <megamanga> youd get some serious speed out of em
49:00 <Serenity> oi mega
49:00 <Serenity> how long did piet go on for last night
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to sleep on the rant
49:00 <megamanga> i dunno i left to do some work
50:00 <megamanga> but he kept goin when i was leaving
50:00 <Saemon>  u think ur better than me dont u Bastardly_One
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't handle watching it any longer
50:00 <Saemon> at least i dont mooch of my younger sister.
50:00 <Saemon> #truthhurts.
50:00 <milk> hawt
50:00 <Saemon> ouchie!
50:00 <megamanga> #yolo
50:00 <[Maverick]> and you wonder how people feel about your rants Bastardly_One 
50:00 <[Maverick]> ;)_ 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you two still going?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> obsessed children
50:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm flattered but I don't roll that way guys
51:00 <milk> they are ummm, y'know, mates
51:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe you two should hook up though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just an idea
51:00 <[Maverick]> and there is the "oh you're gay insults" 
51:00 <[Maverick]> like clockwork 
51:00 <megamanga> you are gay and faggot
51:00 <megamanga> ah ah ah
51:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
51:00 <Saemon> ikr
51:00 <milk> wut? It' ok to be gay
51:00 <megamanga> if you got two 2000watt hub motors
52:00 <megamanga> you could achieve 60 - 100kph
52:00 <milk> it's not illegal anymore fellas
52:00 <megamanga> it is in russia
52:00 <megamanga> :D
52:00 <milk> it should be
52:00 <milk> but it's not
52:00 <milk> so go bumroot to your hearts content
52:00 <simba> need 2 re s e t
52:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
53:00 <milk> I really have nothing against bumrooters
54:00 <megamanga> putin said they cant talk to kids
54:00 <megamanga> lol
54:00 <milk> thats because they are bumrooters
54:00 <megamanga> everyone has a bum
55:00 <milk> yes but only bumrooters catch AIDS
55:00 <megamanga> .....
55:00 <doctor> You cant catch AIDS from just being around someone with the AIDS monster
55:00 <Saemon> [Maverick]
56:00 <Saemon> i officially put my support behind you against Bastardly_One
56:00 <milk> you can catch gay from being near a bumrooter, and that causes AIDS
56:00 <Saemon> you have an ally in my against him
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha ... you stupid little arse
56:00 <doctor> Why do you guys have these silly little pseudowars against each other?
57:00 <Saemon> dont be jelous Bastardly_One
57:00 <Saemon> u coulda had me
57:00 <Saemon> but u drove me away
58:00 <milk> Jesus Heroin Christ
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
58:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. after the shite I have given you in the past 
58:00 <milk> Welcome to Camp Saemon
58:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahahah 
58:00 <[Maverick]> god 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I recko hey milk?
58:00 <[Maverick]> settle down buddy 
59:00 <megamanga> keep fighting
05:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
05:00 <Serenity> hehehe
05:00 <[Maverick]> ;) 
05:00 <Serenity> sheared the caterpillars
05:00 <Serenity> got my hair did
06:00 <Serenity> +s
06:00 <megamanga> i got my hair did too
06:00 <megamanga> woghawk uleh
06:00 <Serenity> haha sik
06:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
06:00 <[Maverick]> I need a haircut 
06:00 <[Maverick]> the mullet is a bit unkept 
06:00 <megamanga> had the biggest leb do my hair
07:00 <megamanga> ho mah gawd traffic is awwwwwful
07:00 <Serenity> ants due for a haircut
07:00 <Serenity> might give him another woghawk
07:00 <megamanga> get a skullet
07:00 <megamanga> plz skullet
08:00 <[Maverick]> I should rid the beard.. 
08:00 <[Maverick]> but.. 
08:00 <[Maverick]> I loves it 
08:00 <megamanga> if your father doesnt have a beard you have two mums
09:00 <[Maverick]> good tune 
10:00 <Serenity> olawd
10:00 <[Maverick]> my beard is 1/5 zztop 
11:00 <megamanga> my beard is gone
11:00 <megamanga> well its back... but i shaved 6 hours ago
11:00 <[Maverick]> haha \
11:00 <[Maverick]> shave.. *bam* back again 
11:00 <[Maverick]> check it lets begin 
11:00 <[Maverick]> party on people.. 
11:00 <[Maverick]> jump jump for joy 
11:00 <[Maverick]> party over here 
11:00 <[Maverick]> party over there 
11:00 <[Maverick]> etc
12:00 <Saemon> woo woo woo!
12:00 <Saemon> you know it!
12:00 <[Maverick]> nah I don't 
12:00 <homoerotica> shut dafk
13:00 <Saemon> do u reckon Bastardly_One is an old dickhead [Maverick]?
13:00 <homoerotica> nah, you are
13:00 <megamanga> i think you should all join a mantrain
13:00 <homoerotica> megamanga loves it up the old glory hole
13:00 <megamanga> baby its the only way to start a morning
14:00 <homoerotica> ow tis
14:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon: drop it. 
14:00 <homoerotica> mirc is boring unless you're trolling
14:00 <megamanga> that was too easy
14:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
15:00 <Saemon> [Maverick], because u said so. but im here always on your side if ur ever gona fight him again.
15:00 <Saemon> ok cool
15:00 <megamanga> i aint doing shit till u whip out a tit
17:00 <megamanga> http://www.amazon.com/Mystic-Grumpy-Rectangle-Mouse-Black/dp/B00GPDUXYY
18:00 <megamanga> definitely the work mousepad from now on
23:00 <[Maverick]> hahhaa 
23:00 <[Maverick]> fght fight fight 
23:00 <Saemon> uh oh hes back
23:00 <Saemon> he's from adelaide too so i cant say it now
25:00 <simba> lfc
25:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL!!!!
26:00 <milk> pathetic homosexuals
28:00 <[Maverick]> sup gremlinz
29:00 <Saemon> simba watching men chase balls again
29:00 <Saemon> do u like them hairy or shaven?
33:00 <gremlinz> yo
33:00 <[Maverick]> going on? 
33:00 <gremlinz> sfa u
34:00 <[Maverick]> yeah same ol same ol 
34:00 <[Maverick]> watching the olypmics 
34:00 <[Maverick]> listening to tunes 
34:00 <gremlinz> yea i was watching olympics earlier on
35:00 <[Maverick]> noice 
05:00 <simba> im about 2 cook bacon and eggs
05:00 <simba> on crumpets with philly 
06:00 <simba> and beans and tomato!!!!!
07:00 <[Maverick]> :o 
07:00 <[Maverick]> nice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still famished and I just ate ... I might cook some chicken kiev bite/balls
12:00 <simba> they own
12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn right they do
13:00 <simba> and the bite sized hash brown potato bits
13:00 <simba> they r godly
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the coles cheapish ones are good
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I really shouldn't be hungry at all
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a truckload of various roast vegetables
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but am convinced I'm still famished
16:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought I'd be saying this
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but roll on monday
16:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of in the mood to own this course within 2 weeks
16:00 <megamanga> i agree, monday is a day off for me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of money day for me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> pays for me to study
17:00 <megamanga> lots of money day was today for me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was being the operative word I'm sure
17:00 <megamanga> nope
17:00 <Bastardly_One> more you make the more you have to spend usually
17:00 <megamanga> got about 4.8k atm
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's going somewhere
18:00 <megamanga> on a house
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not like you can go spend it
18:00 <megamanga> the reswt is in house fund
18:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
18:00 <megamanga> i can spend it if i want
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you could ...
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I mean
18:00 <megamanga> valvoline
18:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what that old cunt is up to now he's been retired out
19:00 <megamanga> dead
19:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so but thought I might be mistaken with someone else
19:00 <megamanga> i dunno ill look it up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do that ... I cbf'ed but kind of interested now for .5 of a second
20:00 <megamanga> i care not for your interest
20:00 <megamanga> i hope they pick on you again
20:00 <megamanga> that was good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say that more annoying that "picking" ... they did try though
21:00 <megamanga> hes doing radio talkback now
21:00 <megamanga> aka dead
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been doing that forever
22:00 <Bastardly_One> has his own gold mic he uses
22:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
22:00 <megamanga> what a bland cunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> full on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/2083487/police-use-taser-on-ballarat-specialist-school-student/
24:00 <Bastardly_One> insider info from a parent of a child that attends there suggests to me over reaaction
24:00 <megamanga> i'd taze him too
24:00 <megamanga> little cunt is wasting time
25:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... true
25:00 <megamanga> look how much time he wasted
25:00 <megamanga> probably 6 police man hours
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a big deal in this city though and also at a special school
25:00 <megamanga> 2 to 4 ambulance man hours
26:00 <[Maverick]> How old was the minor? 
26:00 <megamanga> you would want the taze and not the capsicum spray trust me
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's 13 or 15
26:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember to be honest
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she did tell me before
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was bitching with you Mav
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just didn't realise it was an actual newspaper story
27:00 <[Maverick]> better than being shot at 
27:00 <[Maverick]> which vic cops are known for. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was just something she told me happened at the special school kind of thing
27:00 <megamanga> those s& w do decent damage too
28:00 <megamanga> 2inches
28:00 <wotsurdicksize> pff typical
28:00 <megamanga> ?
28:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
28:00 <megamanga> thats on a semi
28:00 <megamanga> !!!
28:00 <wotsurdicksize> haha
29:00 <[Maverick]> like a bic lighter
29:00 <wotsurdicksize> oh god dont
29:00 <wotsurdicksize> lol
29:00 <[Maverick]> :D
29:00 <megamanga> i just choked on my water
29:00 <megamanga> thanks guy
29:00 <wotsurdicksize> AHA
29:00 <wotsurdicksize> mega knows what that means
29:00 <wotsurdicksize> hahaha
29:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAH 
29:00 <[Maverick]> does he? 
29:00 <wotsurdicksize> yes lol
29:00 <[Maverick]> yesssssssssssssss
29:00 <[Maverick]> :D 
29:00 <megamanga> i just pictured it, i have no idea what u mean although i probably should
30:00 <wotsurdicksize> you do
30:00 <megamanga> oh
30:00 <wotsurdicksize> we had a convo about it and you didnt believe me
31:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
31:00 <[Maverick]> ^truck
31:00 <[Maverick]> driver^ 
31:00 <wotsurdicksize> lol
34:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
34:00 <megamanga> arent you banned
34:00 <wotsurdicksize> whos that
34:00 <megamanga> probably fibry
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... old old old old old old ircer from Canada
34:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy FolkDancer
34:00 <megamanga> oh rly?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
35:00 <FolkDancer> hi Bastardly_One
35:00 <megamanga> but he lives in a place thats just like aus...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> been on austnet as long as I have just about
35:00 <megamanga> fuck how did that cunt find this shithole
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ya know how it is ... the network went down hill and this is one of the last bigger channels left
36:00 <megamanga> i meant austnet in general (y)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> canadians are sneaky like that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> good question in other words
36:00 <megamanga> i thoguht that was mexicans
36:00 <megamanga> but ok
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they do like us australians though
38:00 <wotsurdicksize> lol xm..
38:00 <wotsurdicksize> when did xm become so funny..
38:00 <howbigareyourtits> lollll
38:00 <wotsurdicksize> FF cup weee
38:00 <howbigareyourtits> sheeeeit
38:00 <wotsurdicksize> hey ive lost a cup size since christmas lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> someone at another site I chat always brags about 39G's
39:00 <Bastardly_One> all I can think of is
39:00 <howbigareyourtits> dont worry mrs is far behind lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> time for a diet bitch
39:00 <howbigareyourtits> isnt
40:00 <wotsurdicksize> fuck off b1 honestly
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what? 38G is excessive
40:00 <Bastardly_One> 39G even
40:00 <howbigareyourtits> is not
40:00 <wotsurdicksize> and it has absolutely nothing to do with my weight so congrats on being a fuckhead
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd expect obesity behind them
40:00 <[Maverick]> yeah.. 
40:00 <[Maverick]> it really doesn't 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't talking about you ... read my last post
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with you in the slightest
41:00 <wotsurdicksize> yeah right
41:00 <wotsurdicksize> you passive agressive bitch
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying someone that thinks that 39G is to brag about
41:00 <wotsurdicksize> a 39G isnt fat.
41:00 <howbigareyourtits> it is something tobrag about
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when all I can think of is you'd have to have a lot behind you to be that big
41:00 <howbigareyourtits> fuckin jesus
41:00 <wotsurdicksize> its abuot the size of a 12G
41:00 <[Maverick]> rofl.. 
42:00 <simba> yea to be fair he was talking about the person on the chat site 
42:00 <simba> Calm Blue Ocean
42:00 <howbigareyourtits> wat
42:00 <[Maverick]> but.. where did sezz mention herself. 
42:00 <howbigareyourtits> just show the 39gs
42:00 <howbigareyourtits> enoughtalk
42:00 <simba> isnt this the time of the night when Pieters been joining
42:00 <wotsurdicksize> simba dont
42:00 <howbigareyourtits> speaking of psychotic fuckheads
42:00 <wotsurdicksize> hes like the candy man
42:00 <wotsurdicksize> mention his name n boom
42:00 <simba> i think the guys looking for him mightve finally said "times up"
43:00 <DontWorry> drinkin peter vella
43:00 <DontWorry> best californian healing wine
43:00 <howbigareyourtits> i thought i had you on ignore you cunt
43:00 <wotsurdicksize> lol
43:00 <DontWorry> now u didnt
43:00 <howbigareyourtits> now i do
43:00 <wotsurdicksize> ignore his ident
43:00 <DontWorry> only two of us talking
43:00 <simba> die bee
43:00 <simba> beeeheeherng
44:00 <howbigareyourtits> a huge sink hole swallowed 8 corvettes in a museum LOL
44:00 <wotsurdicksize> why dont we get sinkholes
44:00 <DontWorry> trust me peter vella is good
44:00 <wotsurdicksize> what the fuck are they doing over there
44:00 <howbigareyourtits> america is full of fault lines
44:00 <DontWorry> so different from australian wine
44:00 <wotsurdicksize> fuck off beehhh
44:00 <howbigareyourtits> this fucking gypsy wont ignore
45:00 <DontWorry> both are good
45:00 <DontWorry> goodness in grapes
45:00 <DontWorry> im gonna dance on the dark now
45:00 <DontWorry> with a bowl of wine
46:00 <simba> ban
46:00 <simba> danna
46:00 <howbigareyourtits> my tits are about a 12b
46:00 <wotsurdicksize> lemme touchem
47:00 <howbigareyourtits> present themmmm
47:00 <DontWorry> http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/TasteTestParty46.jpg
47:00 <Serenity> man
47:00 <simba> digital pancakes
47:00 <howbigareyourtits> haha
47:00 <Serenity> no one told me ear stretching is so gross
47:00 <howbigareyourtits> it is horrid
48:00 <DontWorry> casks are better
48:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
48:00 <DontWorry> good for the environment
48:00 <[Maverick]> it is 
48:00 <howbigareyourtits> then you end up with retard ears for the rest of your life
48:00 <Serenity> nahh if you dont go too big they go back to normal
48:00 <Serenity> ive only done 4mm
48:00 <simba> sucked in mirza
49:00 <Serenity> but it fucking smells weird when you are stretching it
49:00 <Serenity> and you get this goop on the tapers
49:00 <howbigareyourtits> its your ears seeping 
49:00 <Serenity> i wonder if it goes away when youre finished stretching
49:00 <howbigareyourtits> clear yellow goo ye
49:00 <howbigareyourtits> most likely it will unless your body tries to keep healing im guessing?
50:00 <Serenity> hrmm yeah
50:00 <Serenity> smells like what i imagine an obese persons cheese roll would smell like
50:00 <howbigareyourtits> delicious
50:00 <Serenity> lolll
51:00 <Serenity> i didnt want to go stupid big though
51:00 <Serenity> so you can fit a finger through it or something
51:00 <howbigareyourtits> someone might get ideas otherwise
51:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
51:00 <[Maverick]> get a padlock.. 
51:00 <[Maverick]> lose the key 
51:00 <Serenity> no dave you cant put your wang in my ear hole
51:00 <[Maverick]> *click* 
51:00 <[Maverick]> run 
51:00 <simba> Grant is such a gay name
52:00 <grantmeyourbacon> i never said me aha
52:00 <Serenity> imagine if a dude did that right and pushed his knob through
52:00 <Serenity> then couldnt get it back out
52:00 <grantmeyourbacon> or cracked a fat
52:00 <Serenity> lolll
52:00 <grantmeyourbacon> and snapped the ring of skin
52:00 <Serenity> OUCH
52:00 <Serenity> apparently if you try to do them too fast
52:00 <Serenity> you get blow outs
53:00 <grantmeyourbacon> yeah ive seen em
53:00 <Serenity> and sometimes have to get your lobes sewn back together
53:00 <grantmeyourbacon> sucked in cunt
53:00 <Serenity> i did mine hell slow
53:00 <grantmeyourbacon> looks like an 80 year olds vagina
53:00 <Serenity> its literally taken like 5 months
54:00 <ShadowLurker> its similar with buttholes
54:00 <grantmeyourbacon> i just hope shooting yourself in the face is the next trend
54:00 <grantmeyourbacon> because lately the trends are fucking awful
54:00 <grantmeyourbacon> wait hats facing the sky have always been in yeah?
55:00 <Serenity> like caps? lol
55:00 <grantmeyourbacon> yeah that serve no function, they point directly up almost
55:00 <Serenity> yeahhh that was in when i was in primary school
55:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
56:00 <[Maverick]> blow out 
57:00 <Serenity> waiting for the washing to finish then bed
57:00 <grantmeyourbacon> at 3am
57:00 <grantmeyourbacon> lolll
57:00 <[Maverick]> I have a load you can do 
57:00 <[Maverick]> ;) 
57:00 <Serenity> im in perth
58:00 <grantmeyourbacon> so its midnight>?
58:00 <Serenity> 11:58
58:00 <Serenity> yes
58:00 <[Maverick]> I should sleep 
58:00 <grantmeyourbacon> no sleep till 8am
59:00 <[Maverick]> nah got job interview in the morning 
59:00 <grantmeyourbacon> i meant for me :(
00:00 <Serenity> ohh youre at work yeah
00:00 <grantmeyourbacon> dollah dollah bill
01:00 <[Maverick]> YOOOOO 
02:00 <grantmeyourbacon> i wonder if id get in trouble for cut and polishing my car at work
02:00 <grantmeyourbacon> theres fuck all else to do
02:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
04:00 <[Maverick]> I should go shower 
04:00 <[Maverick]> tuck myself into bed 
04:00 <grantmeyourbacon> then write your diary entry
04:00 <grantmeyourbacon> dear diary, nobody ever undrstands me. nek minit tazed
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Serenity> ok im off night guys
10:00 <megamanga> bai
14:00 <simba> FolkDancer is cool
14:00 <megamanga> he doesnt afraid of anythin
14:00 <simba> Love is like a well run IRC Network.
15:00 <megamanga> i like my women how i like my baths
15:00 <gremlinz> dirty and wet?
15:00 <megamanga> so hot you can only stay in it a few seconds
15:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrr
16:00 <simba> 5
17:00 <simba> BUNDESLIGA
48:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/7jVLfiF.gif
52:00 <BlackDevil> have you seen the removed scene from robo cop?
52:00 <BlackDevil> deleted
59:00 <AngrymanXL> which scene?
59:00 <BlackDevil> the attempted rape scene
00:00 <AngrymanXL> Is it on youtube? 
00:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlMzcOiyA0w
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 18+ RoboCop the Penis shooting remake (Feb 8, 2014) 3:42 - Category: People and Blogs - 5,634 views - 57 likes (91.9%), 5 dislikes (8.1%)
01:00 <AngrymanXL> 2014 robocop?
01:00 <BlackDevil> no
01:00 <BlackDevil> this is the old one
02:00 <AngrymanXL> looks fake.
02:00 <BlackDevil> its a remake
03:00 <BlackDevil> but a funny one
03:00 <BlackDevil> penises
03:00 <BlackDevil> lots of them
03:00 <BlackDevil> gets my vagina wet
04:00 <AngrymanXL> my vagina is always wet.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1601440_735738553158886_1918013138_n.png
37:00 <Bonny> yo
51:00 <dad> dad
53:00 <BlackDevil> im not your dad
19:00 <dad> blackdad
24:00 <simba> dad
25:00 <dad> dad
30:00 <dad> dad&sons
46:00 <simba> my two dads
50:00 <simba> http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a9ca6017097b4d258e5fa9365863786/tumblr_mz5ccjJI5d1qmuxe9o1_500.gif
22:00 <eon> fucken i want to know who the fuck called the cops on me yesterday
23:00 <eon> sitting on irc
23:00 <eon> then 5 cops turn up
24:00 <eon> it scared me cause i did nothing wrong
24:00 <eon> ended up having psychcotic break
24:00 <eon> from the ordeal
25:00 <eon> that is not nice
25:00 <eon> i cleaned up
25:00 <eon> for cleaning my place cops get called?
25:00 <eon> fucken who ever is that moron
28:00 <dad> it was piet
33:00 <peace> i was doing nothing wrong
33:00 <peace> wasnt
33:00 <peace> i was drinking by myself
33:00 <peace> all i done that day was take out the rubbish
37:00 <peace> neways i got weed to smoke
37:00 <peace> lol
39:00 <peace> i must be strong if they send 5
39:00 <peace> lol
40:00 <peace> maybe 6
53:00 <dad> the_officers
54:00 <WronglyAccused> dad what you up to
54:00 <dad> dadding
55:00 <WronglyAccused> thats heaps
04:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
40:00 <WronglyAccused> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/564536_1376500532579277_1270262609_n.jpg
40:00 <WronglyAccused> lolz
40:00 <WronglyAccused> imagine what she could do
40:00 <WronglyAccused> thats a friend suggestion on fb for me
40:00 <WronglyAccused> but it does warning confirm
41:00 <WronglyAccused> lolz
48:00 <WronglyAccused> 15m14o1r11n2i6n2g 
51:00 <Jezer> 15()()()()()()15()()()()()() 
51:00 <Jezer> 15(11.12015)15(6O4x15)15(9<30>15)15(11.12015)15(6O4x15)15(9<30>15)
51:00 <Jezer> 15(10*9*15)15(4*6*15)15(11*12*15)15(10*9*15)15(4*6*15)15(11*12*15)
54:00 <peace> lolz
55:00 <peace> might play gta5
55:00 <peace> get past races for online
59:00 <peace> fucken ps3 update
01:00 <dad> dogs
01:00 <peace> i know
02:00 <peace> fucken i just wanted to play a game now i have to wait
02:00 <peace> 85%
02:00 <dad> just bark at it like a spastic
02:00 <dad> it'll start working again
02:00 <dad> WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
02:00 <peace> lolz
02:00 <dad> ya fuckin dogsssssssssssss
03:00 <peace> i downloaded savegame for gta5
03:00 <peace> to clock it
04:00 <peace> lolz
11:00 <simba> why
11:00 <simba> whats the point of that
21:00 <Doodle> its not exactly difficult
22:00 <peace> all my controllers are on low level
24:00 <peace> gonna play time crisis
25:00 <peace> when charged
25:00 <peace> was gonna play tekken but that needs 335meg update
27:00 <simba> why dont you just download all the unlockable characters then sell it
28:00 <peace> on what
28:00 <simba> nothing u r too stupid 
29:00 <peace> is that so
29:00 <peace> joober head simba
29:00 <simba> yes
29:00 <simba> whats the point in downloading a completed gta file i dont get it
30:00 <peace> i waiting to play time crisis
30:00 <peace> gta later
30:00 <simba> yes but whats the point of downloading a completed save file for GTA
30:00 <simba> do you understand what i'm asking
30:00 <peace> i dont know cause i can
31:00 <peace> cause story line is boring
31:00 <simba> but now you cant do anything else because its 100% completed
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <peace> i will start over
31:00 <simba> theres nothing to do
32:00 <peace> after timecrisis
32:00 <simba> i understand downloading maps for games that youre not good enough to unlock but thats just silly
32:00 <simba> The_Baron will kick the shit out of you for this
32:00 <simba> when did you even get a PS3 chris
32:00 <peace> ist htat so
32:00 <simba> how can you afford that
32:00 <simba> I am someone Impressed
33:00 <simba> I am someone Impressed
33:00 <peace> ive had 2 ps3s
33:00 <simba> how come
33:00 <The_Baron> why am I gonna kick the shit out of someone?
33:00 <peace> had 40 gig
33:00 <simba> for Fun
33:00 <peace> and 120 slim
33:00 <The_Baron> haha
33:00 <simba> y dont u sell 1
33:00 <simba> turn 1 into a griller
33:00 <peace> i gave one to my brother
34:00 <simba> wow u r 1 incredible humanitarian
34:00 <simba> Dog in Blackburn mauls man 2 death 
34:00 <peace> omg
34:00 <simba> www.dailymail.co.uk/uselessnews/dogs/maulings/mauling3234523.htm
35:00 <simba> british tv is so retarded i can see where our today tonight, a current affair influences come from
35:00 <simba> the sensationalism is unbelievably funny
35:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
36:00 <peace> 9,11 light causes shadow lies are the truth brains in a cage all under one roof
36:00 <peace> darkness my friend sorry to be obtuse boost more like break never return
36:00 <peace> as its all is circles
36:00 <peace> opps
36:00 <peace> do that better
37:00 <peace>           p   ^^
37:00 <peace>           u  //\\
37:00 <peace>           s ///\\\       
37:00 <peace>           s \\\///       
37:00 <peace>           y  \\//
37:00 <peace>               WW     
37:00 <peace>           !  㲼㲼㲼 
38:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> change ur nick 2 princess_of_despair
39:00 <peace> 8,1 TO SIMBA I SAY you dont work for who u just used ppl thats what u do who u see maybe what u not right mate like
41:00 <simba> ugh
41:00 <peace> 9,¹ hê££ð §ïmßå
42:00 <simba> mess.be
42:00 <simba> wow that site still exists
42:00 <peace> 4 whåt ï§ thï§ ßê ü §êê wê ßê thåt ü ©åñ ßê thåt ü §êê thåt mê ßê thåt ¥ðü £ð§ê
44:00 <simba> good
44:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1013320_10152344278257573_37078035_n.jpg
44:00 <simba> 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 4,0 *****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES***** 0,4*****LIVERPOOL FC*****5 TIMES*****
45:00 <simba> that should get u banned 4 colors
45:00 <simba> ,.,,.,
52:00 <eon> THANX
52:00 <eon> lolz
31:00 <lumeah> no ones sayin nuffin! 
31:00 <lumeah> whhhhyyyyy
36:00 <lumeah> hiiii
36:00 <lumeah> lol
36:00 <The_Baron> high
36:00 <lumeah> no one's saying nuffin
36:00 <lumeah> high 
36:00 <lumeah> wishes 
37:00 <The_Baron> if wishes were fishes...I aint even gonna finish that
37:00 <lumeah> lol aww why
38:00 <lumeah> flooding fettish
38:00 <{LeE}> i know something thats been flooding all week
38:00 <The_Baron> ur vagina?
38:00 <{LeE}> yes lol
38:00 <ZeroDistance> woo 
38:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 hrs n ink
38:00 <{LeE}> ZeroDistance hey
38:00 <ZeroDistance> <3 lee sup
39:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man my sedatives effect havent worn off n i gotta go get some alcohol
39:00 <The_Baron> is someone holding a gun to ur head?
39:00 <{LeE}> just hangin with my bf and u <3
40:00 <{LeE}> not kool
40:00 <ZeroDistance> cool
41:00 <ZeroDistance> what The_Baron
41:00 <ZeroDistance> hm gonna shave my shoulder
41:00 <ZeroDistance> forgot
41:00 <The_Baron> I mean u say u gotta get booze
42:00 <{LeE}> whattt
42:00 <The_Baron> <ZeroDistance> oh man my sedatives effect havent worn off n i gotta go get some alcohol <---I don't see why anyone gots to do that
42:00 <{LeE}> well i gtg down n get a new part for my car as bennys fixing my car 
43:00 <{LeE}> he's a life saver
44:00 <{LeE}> ganna go make bacon n egg sangas before we go tho woot cyas
44:00 <{LeE}> ZeroDistance <3 will talk to u later 
44:00 <{LeE}> xoxo
53:00 <ZeroDistance> because The_Baron you go slightly into shock getting ink done after couple hours, ur body, drains u, alcohol ferments in the blood stream, turning to sugar
53:00 <ZeroDistance> :)
01:00 <The_Baron> alcohol also thins the blood
01:00 <The_Baron> not really best for healing
19:00 <ZeroDistance> sure it is
19:00 <ZeroDistance> it's a bit of alcohol be out of the blood in several hours
19:00 <ZeroDistance> it's great for stopping shock from occuring
19:00 <ZeroDistance> tho ima just have coke n heaps of water there, what uno bout gettin inked?
20:00 <The_Baron> well I aint been inked, other than the time a mate inked me up with sewing needles and biro ink
20:00 <The_Baron> but that only lasted a couple months
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <^wots_ur_iq________lol_165^> was it the ID&T logo
23:00 <^wots_ur_iq________lol_165^> i had that on my lunch box
23:00 <^wots_ur_iq________lol_165^> still, a few months isnt too bad. that's like a shareware tattoo
24:00 <^wots_ur_iq________lol_165^> i need a lawyer
24:00 <dad> i need a capacitor
24:00 <^wots_ur_iq________lol_165^> the PCB tour
24:00 <dad> the ASIC bong
24:00 <^wots_ur_iq________lol_165^> Fully Charged Down Under
25:00 <ZeroDistance> :P The_Baron
26:00 <ZeroDistance> mate stuck a pencil in my cheek once
26:00 <ZeroDistance> straight BAM
26:00 <ZeroDistance> shit was stuck in there lol
26:00 <BlackDevil> did you masturbate once?
27:00 <ZeroDistance> once
27:00 <ZeroDistance> man this girl i like works down cafe primo wasnt there b4 :(
28:00 <BlackDevil> should of masturbated in her coffee
29:00 <BlackDevil> watch this video http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140212/640/daily_picdump_1454_640_68.jpg
29:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
30:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn xbox wont recognise kinect :(
32:00 <dad> do you think if i mine enough dogecoins i'd make more money than the typical austnet user's disability pension?
33:00 <ZeroDistance> shut it cunt
33:00 <ZeroDistance> woo hoo american i play bf4 with is on
33:00 <dad> don't talk to your dad with that tongue
34:00 <ZeroDistance> yer well
34:00 <ZeroDistance> im my dad, mines dead
34:00 <ZeroDistance> now beat me off you faggot
35:00 <The_Baron> dad, u can make more than the DSP eating cheetos on chaturbate
36:00 <ZeroDistance> aha woo she just called wants me come in now
36:00 <ZeroDistance> love u The_Baron 
36:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
38:00 <The_Baron> hell I can make more money in a day now what ppl get on the DSP
38:00 <ZeroDistance> oh shit i forgot to get cash out
38:00 <ZeroDistance> write dude, write
38:00 <ZeroDistance> you can sell stories easy for quick cash ;)
38:00 <The_Baron> that would be oright
38:00 <The_Baron> nah
38:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah dude
38:00 <ZeroDistance> bbl
38:00 <The_Baron> I sold my soul
38:00 <The_Baron> I sell advertising by phone for commision
38:00 <The_Baron> might as well be a whore
39:00 <dad> that's pretty low
39:00 <dad> still better than peddling piet's drugs
39:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
39:00 <BlackDevil> The_Baron http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/optical-illusion-tattoos
39:00 <The_Baron> I felt I had more moral obligations being a drug dealer tbh
40:00 <The_Baron> pretty cool BlackDevil
40:00 <The_Baron> though fuck, that thing would have to get touched up so often
40:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, there are only a handful of ways to make a butload of cash without having any formal qualifications
40:00 <The_Baron> the mines is one
41:00 <The_Baron> and sales is the other
41:00 <The_Baron> then stripping and prostitution
59:00 <dad> just4dads
02:00 <The_Baron> righto dad
04:00 <dad> wots_ur_resistors_ohms
17:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen spence
17:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, spence ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( (Serenity) I just dont like you) 14 hours 28 minutes ago (12.02. 20:48), after spending 7 minutes there.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
19:00 <The_Baron> yo b1
20:00 <BlackDevil> penis rubbing is a skill
20:00 <Bastardly_One> morning /afternoon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know about about fapping cunt
20:00 <BlackDevil> evening /night
21:00 <The_Baron> jesus fucking christ, still on hold
21:00 <The_Baron> fuck this shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha @ Lexie Fox's hair solo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching a steel panther live show
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good on ya Russ
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you're paying for that phone cunt
22:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
22:00 <The_Baron> didn't hit anyone
22:00 <beehhh> no he didnt
22:00 <The_Baron> no public servants near by
23:00 <beehhh> now shall I play for you daddy?
23:00 <The_Baron> fuck off beehhh
23:00 <beehhh> pardon
23:00 <beehhh> too much carbonmonooxide in air?
24:00 <beehhh> -o
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
25:00 <Bastardly_One> my housemate doesn't get the SP joke
25:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
25:00 <beehhh> paddox are all blackened n feeds for hayes are gone
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if Motley Crue are breaking up
26:00 <Bastardly_One> SP are gonna be the only glam metal left ... and they're not even serious ffs
26:00 <beehhh> there will be more heatwaves coming
26:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1392253190345.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like her face
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too old and harsh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she's done too many drugs or something
27:00 <beehhh> but i like her flaps
28:00 <beehhh> nice jucey tight firm skin
28:00 <beehhh> juciey
29:00 <beehhh> that chicks seem american
29:00 <Bastardly_One> of course she is
29:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the background anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the style of the place is "american"
30:00 <beehhh> assuming from texas or nearby state
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, east coast I reckon
30:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> i dont know rap/hiphop
30:00 <beehhh> wrong
30:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> which artists are those?
30:00 <The_Baron> she looks like a lot of the sluts up here in the goldie
30:00 <The_Baron> they are a dime a dozen up here
32:00 <beehhh> goldies slut are hot on bikini
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
32:00 <partay> It's Friday motherfuckers 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly tricked me partay
32:00 <beehhh> they usually hangout with wearing bikini at the mall
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to double check the computer
32:00 <beehhh> dont mind if you do prev
32:00 <partay> It's Friday for me 
33:00 <beehhh> weekends for me too cos month is bloody short
33:00 <The_Baron> I'll c u next tuesday
33:00 <beehhh> come back on wed to collect ur pay cheaqe
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've four days to get into day mode
34:00 <beehhh> die live repeat
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be fun on Monday
34:00 <beehhh> let the chicks do the job is their wish stay home n relax
35:00 <partay> Do any of you fuckers work 
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah
35:00 <The_Baron> I worked all of 6 hours yesterday
35:00 <The_Baron> :P
35:00 <The_Baron> got enough commision to be lazy again
35:00 <beehhh> it is difficult to do work n studies when no one is supporting ya
35:00 <partay> I wish I was on the dole 
36:00 <beehhh> i'd go to england to pursue a msc
36:00 <beehhh> logistic n project mgnt
36:00 <The_Baron> partay, I'm glad I am not gettin money from the cunts
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to a party tomorrow night, I'm gonna get some pussy, tomorrow night ... but tonight I'm playing Angry Birds like a million other nerds
36:00 <beehhh> alaska or alberta
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... ya know how many band moles go on about going to a party tonight and shit
37:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1392255285946.gif
37:00 <The_Baron> is that a song b1, or ur itinery?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight I've gonna fuck the world ... by myself!
37:00 <partay> Bastardly_One: I bet you don't even get a chubber 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My intinery :(
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, not at my age
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've one of those plastic stilt pump things
38:00 <beehhh> i fapped on sweet ts butt
38:00 <The_Baron> the other day my missus asked me what I wanted for lunch
38:00 <Bastardly_One> pump the balls a few times
38:00 <The_Baron> I said "19 yo pussy would do"
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I get erection!
38:00 <beehhh> most women have ball
39:00 <beehhh> n i dont like it
39:00 <beehhh> they manipulate the total senario of a manhood
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCIxUfCv0Qk
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TURBONEGRO - I Got Erection ! Nov. 2012 Rockpalast [HDadv] (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 130 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh oooooooooooooooh oh ... I GOT ERECTION!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> best queer band ever
39:00 <beehhh> last i could trust is a woman
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so good live
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so much fun
40:00 <beehhh> my assumption always true
40:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VWkgzuXWFg
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gimme Head - The Radiators (Jan 1, 2011) 5:24 - Category: Entertainment - 36,743 views - 129 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what game should i buy?
40:00 <[Maverick]> morning all 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the urge to spend money
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I want a game
40:00 <beehhh> sorry dont wanna be a slave
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what to get
41:00 <The_Baron> FUCK FINALLY
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <The_Baron> got through
42:00 <The_Baron> sorted
42:00 <The_Baron> for now
42:00 <The_Baron> holy shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> your call is important to us
42:00 <beehhh> is euthensia legal in strya
42:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know this song The_Baron? If not ... listen to it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> great lyrics
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WteGefeMiMc
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Turbonegro - "I Got a Knife" (Official Video) (Nov 21, 2012) 2:40 - Category: Music - 264,201 views - 1,357 likes (91.1%), 133 dislikes (8.9%)
42:00 <The_Baron> all that for less than a minute of actual talking
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that current singer actually shits all over the original singer
42:00 <The_Baron> not this song no
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no pun intended
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is great
43:00 <beehhh> we grow lot of herbs in the basin of bay of bangle
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's off Sexual Harrassment
43:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's pretty rockin
43:00 <beehhh> no one thought i'd tell my pain
43:00 <The_Baron> but turbonegro always seem to have a knack for no nonsense straight up rock
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he can euthanise you, he can eunichate you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a will of his own, hey man, I got a knife
44:00 <beehhh> people wanted you to disappear but the love from parents didnt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, they hand out carpet cutting knives at gigs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so they decided to finally do a song about it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just a little punctuation, he's the husband - you're the wife
45:00 <beehhh> i keep warning them about the bushfire
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what a great line
45:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEJHg4Hgqc
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 11,258 likes (94.5%), 650 dislikes (5.5%)
45:00 <The_Baron> this song always Gees me up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they released this as a single
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZh3PF0u4Vg
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Turbonegro "You Give Me Worms" (Jun 6, 2012) 3:17 - Category: Music - 215,000 views - 1,031 likes (98.5%), 16 dislikes (1.5%)
46:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One> yeah well, they hand out carpet cutting knives at gigs
46:00 <[Maverick]> that's as much as a myth as manson throwing puppies into the crowd 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a pretty awful song lyrically ... it's a bit off
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I've a turbonegro carpet knife dickhead
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's not a myth
46:00 <beehhh> good morning bottleshop
47:00 <[Maverick]> got a pic of it then? 
47:00 <beehhh> i drank liver cleaneser tab with a glass of wine
47:00 <beehhh> will that work
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they did it for about 2 yrs world wide .... and why do I need to prove shit to someone like you?
48:00 <[Maverick]> cause 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not doing a thing ...
48:00 <[Maverick]> you're full of shit. 
48:00 <beehhh> course it would
48:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact ignore is a good place for you
48:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHAHA 
48:00 <[Maverick]> so he chooses to ignore me.. 
48:00 <beehhh> lock all the women in a gaschamber
48:00 <[Maverick]> but when someone else attacks him, he whinges to ops trying to get them banned. 
48:00 <[Maverick]> <3 
48:00 <beehhh> alien breeder
49:00 <gir> don't be like that 
49:00 <beehhh> i dont like them
50:00 <beehhh> they always win then compares
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pity you're not a nice white guy
50:00 <beehhh> wanting so much from men
50:00 <Bastardly_One> My tranny friend is looking for a new man
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's pretty hot
51:00 <beehhh> trannies are cool i like them
51:00 <gir> ahh like the trannys eh Bastardly_One
51:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN haven't even any good game reviews that sound interesting
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a couple of rather attractive tranny friends ... what's your point?
52:00 <gir> nothing, nothing at all 
53:00 <gir> Loof yah motherfucker <3 
53:00 <gir> sup 
53:00 <The_Baron> post ops or pre-ops?
54:00 <Loof> really itchy ass
55:00 <Loof> might take it out on society
55:00 <Loof> by mooning traffic
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah u show The Man Loof
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <Loof> i'll show him my best goatse
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was away
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 post
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 pre
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the 2 post are 50 times bitchier
56:00 <The_Baron> that would kinda be cool to see
56:00 <The_Baron> someone going all goatse on traffic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know how they commonly lube that new vag?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> anal glads
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so that pusseh tastes like arse
57:00 <Loof> 2 weeks relying on dongles while iinet get their shit together and connect me :(
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *glands
57:00 <The_Baron> fuck iinet off
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha @ iinet getting their shit together
57:00 <The_Baron> ur in melb aye
57:00 <Loof> yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> HaHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHa
57:00 <The_Baron> check out zentelecom
57:00 <The_Baron> much better service
58:00 <The_Baron> 100 bucks a month for unlimited adsl 2
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I still can't believe he said getting shit together and iinet in the same sentence
58:00 <Loof> too late now i think
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 100 a mth?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps cheaper places
58:00 <The_Baron> plus free landline and free mobile to elected numbers
58:00 <The_Baron> there are cheaper places b1
58:00 <The_Baron> like ...grr...Dodo
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Dildo like me for $60 including the phone
58:00 <The_Baron> but zentelecom is actually fast
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this cunt is on Dildo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've protected his modem though
59:00 <The_Baron> dodo fucken drops out too much
59:00 <Bastardly_One> before any lurkers are watching
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get drop outs
59:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, I'd rather pay the 40 a month extra to get proper adsl2
59:00 <The_Baron> not just broadband that decides to be ultra slow when it wants
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I just need 2 yrs to d/load 1GB
59:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
00:00 <The_Baron> yeah see
00:00 <The_Baron> shit speed
00:00 <Loof> ausbbs was awesome, like $35 a month but when shit went wrong they were fucked
00:00 <Loof> they use iinets lines
00:00 <Loof> and iinet couldn't give a fuck if things went wrong
00:00 <Loof> iinets lines or exchange or whatever
00:00 <Loof> so they were blaming iinet
01:00 <The_Baron> well if u can find anything that is actually reliable for under a 100 a month
01:00 <Loof> so i thought at least if i was with iinet they might sort shit out
01:00 <The_Baron> that is also unlimited
01:00 <The_Baron> then be my guest
01:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an NBN here
01:00 <Loof> nice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for unlimited $30 a mth
01:00 <Loof> we wont get nbn for years
01:00 <Loof> :(
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've never heard any reports
02:00 <Bastardly_One> NBN is only in a couple of areas
02:00 <Bastardly_One> telstra go into big shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they kept leaving asbestos piles all over town
02:00 <Loof> cunts
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so they stopped putting down the NBN instead of fixing their mistakes
03:00 <gir> <Bastardly_One> I've protected his modem though
03:00 <gir> put it in a safe? 
03:00 <The_Baron> the government doing a half arsed job?
03:00 <The_Baron> NEVAH!
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <lumeah2> whos flooding? lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and what kind of flooding are you getting?
04:00 <Loof> ur sister, she's out of tampons :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
04:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing that bitch
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she probably is too
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she's always raging about something
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I should know I lived with it long enough didn't I?
05:00 <lumeah2> lol 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah what kind of flooding are you getting?
05:00 <lumeah2> says something like
05:00 <Bastardly_One> just pings?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> almost sounds like a shads job
06:00 <lumeah2> nah q sentence 
06:00 <lumeah2> a
07:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1604768_10152280107189048_77116902_n.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking raving doof cunts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
07:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of which
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not that long to Future Sounds
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm suggesting to Knife Party
07:00 <gir> futuremusic* 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> to just press play and fuck off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're boring to watch live
08:00 <gir> pfft 
08:00 <gir> their new live show 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that thing
08:00 <gir> is fucking brilliant. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Don't like their new show either
08:00 <The_Baron> I get my mate to play drums/pads live while we play
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't believe me but I get to go for nothing gir
08:00 <The_Baron> more interesting than yeah space bar 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the guest of the headliner
08:00 <The_Baron> but actually
08:00 <The_Baron> u know what
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm banned from saying his name around The_Baron and simba
09:00 <The_Baron> why are ppl even lookin at the DJ's?
09:00 <The_Baron> it's fuckin not really in the spirit
09:00 <The_Baron> a good party is when ppl are lookin at each other
09:00 <gir> ROFL
09:00 <The_Baron> not the fuckin cunts on stage
09:00 <gir> deadmau5? 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so, instead of mentioning his name ... I'll play a track :P
09:00 <The_Baron> too much ego in ED
09:00 <The_Baron> EDm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdlQtRP9zw
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth (Aug 19, 2013) 7:46 - Category: Music - 50,959 views - 522 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah gir/Mav
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just banned from saying his name
10:00 <gir> lol.
10:00 <Loof> i wanna listen but 20Kb/s downloads :(
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I get obsessed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ask The_Baron
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <The_Baron> ask me what?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if I start discussing Joel
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we know what happens
10:00 <Loof> crossed cocks?
11:00 <The_Baron> what, have that realisation again that every fucken bigtime house producer uses the same presets?
11:00 <The_Baron> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
11:00 <gir> hahah 
11:00 <gir> YESSSSS 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> stop baiting me cunt
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
11:00 <gir> so true The_Baron
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he did that to bait me is all
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm having a bong
11:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't work
11:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
11:00 <gir> and deadmau5 isn't that great of a musician 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it did ...
12:00 <Loof> shads is the best house producer i've ever heard :P
12:00 <The_Baron> he has talent I will give him that
12:00 <The_Baron> it's a shame he is wasting it on brosteppers and ppl with asymetrical haircuts
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm actually he is ... he's classically trained and the best producer of home made shit out there IMO
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... well, the money is in house
12:00 <The_Baron> well yeah
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the other more experimental stuff just goes down like a lead zepplin live
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in his sets anyway
13:00 <The_Baron> I gotta say
13:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> are we talking about shads here or deadmau5
13:00 <The_Baron> his 7 thing was quite self indulgent
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 was an experiement
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and not meant to be taken as a real release
13:00 <The_Baron> "look at me, how ironic, I made an album with nothing but piano and atmospheric pads....so cutting edge"
14:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been playing with a grand piano for about 18mths but not have time to do anything with it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just for his own amusement rather than a release
14:00 <The_Baron> I reckon he has it in him to do something really good. Like squarepusher with Infundullum
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it's left on soundcloud and not part of his subscription based new songs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the lanky cunt has
14:00 <Bastardly_One> one day ... one day
15:00 <Bastardly_One> one day there is gonna be the track that kills strobe too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Strobe is a magic song
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in terms of house anyway
15:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
15:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> i still prefer Psynapse over that
15:00 <The_Baron> he has musical talent
15:00 <The_Baron> if u want to rag on a flavour of the month tosspot
15:00 <The_Baron> look no further than DJ Snake
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Aural Psynapse
16:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> hmmm too many songs on the SC
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was never released as a single either :(
16:00 <The_Baron> "let's see what's trending on soundcloud, oh it's future juke now is it!?"
16:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> anyone got the quick link?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is fucking awesome yes?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> for what?
16:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> oh wait this is for all the records
16:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> no wonder it's too busy
16:00 <dad> capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor capacitor
16:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ozEsN2UO8
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: M83 - Raconte-Moi Une Histoire (Mar 25, 2012) 4:05 - Category: Entertainment - 422,820 views - 2,787 likes (98.6%), 41 dislikes (1.4%)
17:00 <The_Baron> have u haerd this one Bastardly_One?
17:00 <wots_ur_capacitors_capacitance> prog house pretty much died for me after 2009
17:00 <The_Baron> it's one of the few commercially tracks I been digging lately
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't mind it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... this is a great track
17:00 <The_Baron> it's so damn feel good
17:00 <The_Baron> and the lil girl talkin about tripping on frogs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> pity all the good sounds are in the filtered first 3 mins
17:00 <The_Baron> never ceases to amuse me
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wf00CvS1Ec
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Mercedes (Aug 19, 2013) 8:43 - Category: Music - 9,182 views - 81 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me that you can't see a merc cruising down the autobahn?
18:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind that. It reminds me a bit of early Krafty Kuts
18:00 <Bastardly_One> totally like early Krafty
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why not just call it ... Kraut EDM
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the song i mean
18:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Krautstep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he names everything ... something step
19:00 <The_Baron> reminds me of an interview with kraftwerk on triple j
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... this is Krautstep
19:00 <The_Baron> "so what's ur new album like?" ...
19:00 <The_Baron> "it's ...kraftwerk like"
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
19:00 <Bastardly_One> germans, gotta love 'em
19:00 <The_Baron> my missus couldn't handle em live
19:00 <The_Baron> had dumped a couple 2cb tablets
20:00 <The_Baron> and she reckoned it felt like getting her soul sucked out by a machine
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, yeah well
20:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they're totally automated as such
20:00 <The_Baron> I know aye
20:00 <The_Baron> I like that they are devoid of soul 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Daft Punk owe their lives to Kraftwork
20:00 <The_Baron> near every cunt who pushes spacebar does
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and other bands that took the ideas and made them human
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that too
21:00 <The_Baron> though I wish they would release some vst's
21:00 <The_Baron> I know they got some killer custom software
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if anyone has approached them?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Joel made a bit out of Frooty Loops
22:00 <xm> who is Joel?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5
22:00 <xm> ah
22:00 <xm> all i know about deadmau5 and FL is some legal issue regarding a demo song someone lifted
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he made nothing out of the Xfrer vst pack he made with Steve Duda though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they broke the contract
23:00 <xm> now that im getting more used to Reason 7
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and took it out of FL
23:00 <xm> i dont think im going to bother with Reaper + Free VSTis anymore
23:00 <xm> i cant remember how that FL song went
23:00 <xm> was it an original for FL?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of a remix of another demo on there
24:00 <xm> trying to find it on YouTube
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on my version of FL Studio
25:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been put back in
25:00 <xm> what version do you run
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 10
26:00 <Bastardly_One> atm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Producer Ed
26:00 <xm> ahhhh this video makes me want to go back to writing prog house
26:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUsUcNnfC6o
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [FL Studio] deadmau5 Progressive House Chords and more (Jan 8, 2011) 7:58 - Category: Music - 1,108,542 views - 8,319 likes (97.7%), 194 dislikes (2.3%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> here ya go
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhbOfd_3EA
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Thats Not True (Dream Electro Mix) (Aug 3, 2012) 2:28 - Category: Music - 516 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
27:00 <xm> thanks
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a remix of the reegz's demo on there
28:00 <xm> so it was electro
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more fun to watch though ... I like watching where shit goes
28:00 <pudgetta> Been like 3 years since I last used IRC, that's so neat the little player on the side! :D
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you expected anything else?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Basshunter started on FL too
29:00 <xm> yeah i know
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I met a lot of old school edm artists
29:00 <Bastardly_One> through the FL communities
29:00 <xm> i did write a few songs in FL
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd swap ideas and help each other out
30:00 <Bastardly_One> all of us
30:00 <xm> there used to be a #trax channel on Austnet
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Asshunter tracks are crap though
30:00 <xm> like ages ago
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah aeons ago now
30:00 <ShadowLurker> tits
30:00 <xm> where all the tracking artists (xm/it etc) would release stuff together
30:00 <xm> some of the music was pretty bad
31:00 <xm> but we were young
31:00 <pudgetta> I used mIrc not a browser.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> The Baron and I are thinking of doing a collab
31:00 <xm> what genre?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> noise
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got an idea for an EP called Blunt Trauma
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and all the songs are based on blunt trauma injuries
31:00 <Bastardly_One> such as Screwdriver to the Throat
31:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
32:00 <xm> sounds like it's gonna be a....hit
32:00 <xm> TheRon made me say that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to name them after the medical names of blunt trauma injuries
33:00 <xm> i once did create a fake rock band on myspace
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's been done kind of with Cannibal Corpse
33:00 <xm> about a chair accident
33:00 <xm> that went right through this person's skull
33:00 <xm> complete with the x-ray as the pic
33:00 <xm> surprisingly they survived
33:00 <xm> so all good
34:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to create a river
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a river of urine
34:00 <xm> https://myspace.com/metalchairleg
34:00 <xm> pity myspaz had a reset
34:00 <xm> all my stuff is gone
36:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
36:00 <pudgetta> lol ppl still use myspace?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> much better
36:00 <xm> Q: Can I have the FLP?
36:00 <xm> A: I lost the flp (I actually did, stop posting BS in the comments please)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Myspace still exists I think
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but good question as to if people pay attention or not
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXU7hfxn-io
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wolgang Gartner - Fire Power La Roux - In For The Kill [MASHUP] (Sep 16, 2012) 6:18 - Category: Music - 443 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that strangely works
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the In for the Kill bits
39:00 <doctor> cannibas corpse
40:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... they're cute doctor
40:00 <xm> smuggled out of mexico
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was listening to them earlier
41:00 <doctor> Hah, I didn't even know it was actually a band
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CD4AKsMo_M
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cannabis Corpse - Mummified in Bongwater (Jun 28, 2008) 4:05 - Category: Music - 129,143 views - 852 likes (97.5%), 22 dislikes (2.5%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, death metal bong heads
41:00 <xm> i remember that commercial where they were doing screamo, then he took a lozenge, and started singing normally
41:00 <xm> it was just a crook throat
42:00 <doctor> but it says something when cannabis and cannibal are put together, cannabis is more likely to grab attention
42:00 <xm> cant say i could listen to this band
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgL0WAkMwlc
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cannabis Corpse - I Will Smoke You (Jul 20, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Music - 545,758 views - 2,139 likes (94.1%), 134 dislikes (5.9%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, enough of that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going back to brostep
44:00 <doctor> Yeah, I have not the proper sense to judge if it's good or bad. I'll leave that to the metal heads
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the lyrics
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QEnv1EjeZY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex- "In For The Kill" Lyrics (Dec 16, 2011) 5:09 - Category: Entertainment - 175,434 views - 1,416 likes (98.1%), 28 dislikes (1.9%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> read it of course
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <pudgetta> I've heard of Cannibal corpse, never Cannibas :D
45:00 <Bastardly_One> same kind of band pudgetta
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the way they do lyrics for the wah wah whoop whoop bits
45:00 <pudgetta> Yeah I can't get into them... Max Cavalera, & Fear Factory is the only metal I like.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> put the bong down B1
46:00 <gir> cannibal corpse is jim carreys favourite band 
46:00 <gir> if you remember the scene from ace ventura 
46:00 <pudgetta> Just simply can't understand the lyrics :D
46:00 <gir> he walks through the metal club 
46:00 <gir> they are playing hammer smashed face 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, cannibal corspse are great fun if you understand metal
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the solos are hilariously over done
46:00 <pudgetta> Hard picturing Jim Carey listening to Cannibal Corpse! :D
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be rolling in fits of laughter in the studio making them
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I remember that scene
47:00 <xm> i like some metal but the scremo just ruins it for me. but if people enjoy that, i have no problems
47:00 <pudgetta> Many sane people listen to them I guess
47:00 <Bastardly_One> best brostep song of all time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> dance bitches!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOofWzI3flA
48:00 <xm> Cannibal Corpse or the voice of the generation
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex - Rock n Roll (Will Take You to the Mountain) (Jun 20, 2011) 4:34 - Category: Music - 71,187,381 views - 320,263 likes (96.5%), 11,484 dislikes (3.5%)
48:00 <xm> not Kanye
48:00 <xm> are/or*
48:00 <xm> strange title
48:00 <gremlinz> skrillex in the bomb
48:00 <gremlinz> is*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> catchiest brostep track ever
48:00 <gir> bangarang.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
48:00 <xm> brostep is mostly North American isnt it?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Devil's Den off that ep
49:00 <Bastardly_One> brostep is totally North American
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but the hooks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's actually 2 of them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> are fucking insidious
49:00 <pudgetta> Probably the complete opposite to Cannibal Corpse :D
49:00 <Bastardly_One> try listening to that the way through
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and not start at least moving your head
50:00 <Bastardly_One> why is sonny so shit at fishing
50:00 <gir> skrillex has done pretty well for someone who didn't write the tunes ;) 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he always drops the bass maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
51:00 <xm> there was a thread a while ago on reddit about all the ghostwriters in the EDM industry
51:00 <Bastardly_One> considering his boss helped him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we know who his boss was right?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's fucked soon anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll run out of finger triggers
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the last secondhand one in the world must of been sold by now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're that outdated
52:00 <gir> yeah, 
52:00 <gir> spor and noisia 
52:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMrxVVa_64 <--- a lot of work considering what the original was like
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nero - Promises (Evan Duffy Piano Cover) (Jul 31, 2012) 4:06 - Category: Music - 249,929 views - 4,254 likes (99.4%), 26 dislikes (0.6%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but who was/is their boss?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, xm
52:00 <gir> they are their own bosses? 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sonny does a fucking good mix of that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, they're on mau5trap
53:00 <gir> lol, they run their own label.. both of them 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so was sonny until he made enough for his own label
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
53:00 <gir> yeah dude 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I stand corrected then
53:00 <gir> deadmau5 don't own shit 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they were on mau5trax
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Feed Me still are I know that
53:00 <gir> spor released feed me's lp 
53:00 <gir> nah 
54:00 <gir> releases are now on his own label 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <gir> and noisia only released their special edition split the atom lp 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I have a little mr pissy pants
54:00 <xm> funniest story i heard about Noisia is their sampling of some massive cleaning device for that release 'the tide'
54:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I ask about mau5trap
54:00 <gir> yes 
54:00 <xm> think it was that song anyway
54:00 <gir> xm.. high pressure washer.. inside the window 
54:00 <gir> the tide is epic 
54:00 <gir> and ye old running the fingers down a balloon 
54:00 <xm> yes, remember it being something about window cleaning
55:00 <gir> so organic 
55:00 <gir> <3 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame xm for this
55:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCvoH4XrDNc
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nero - Promises (Skrillex and Nero remix) (Jun 21, 2011) 5:09 - Category: Music - 649,780 views - 3,699 likes (98.6%), 51 dislikes (1.4%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gone on a bit of a Sonny rampage now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is an older junky ... and I'm old
55:00 <xm> hah i think i hear the balloon gir
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna kick me out in 10 mins :D
55:00 <gir> i just can't stand it.. 
55:00 <xm> i didnt know about that one
56:00 <xm> i dont know whether i should laugh or give them more respect
56:00 <gir> laugh 
56:00 <xm> it works
56:00 <gir> :P 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this mix?
56:00 <xm> it's just that i would never think anyone would do it...
56:00 <xm> no
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the best mix of Promises ever
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... yeah I see
56:00 <xm> Noisia's use of running fingers down a balloon
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly don't read sometimes
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah I see now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be next
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I quite like this mix of Promises though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you two like Zedd?
57:00 <gir> xm: there is another artist.. billain(sp?) records inside of fridges etc 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone likes Zedd right?
57:00 <gir> nah 
57:00 <xm> dont mind it
58:00 <xm> what?
58:00 <gir> yeah 
58:00 <xm> does he know if the lights go out
58:00 <gir> hahahahaha 
58:00 <gir> nah he gets the old fridges, puts a mic in side.. 
58:00 <xm> i'll say that to him if i find his twitter
58:00 <gir> and records about 2 hrs 
58:00 <xm> does he go bash it on the outside?
58:00 <gir> and sifts through it 
58:00 <xm> with various kitchen equipment?
58:00 <gir> haha 
58:00 <gir> I dunno about that 
58:00 <xm> would be spooky if he heard ghostly whispers
58:00 <xm> saying his name
59:00 <xm> "im trapped"
59:00 <xm> "im emily. im 9"
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My fridge talks to me
59:00 <Bastardly_One> all the time
59:00 <Mew> "pls restock the cheese"
59:00 <xm> is it a power saving one that goes "CLOSE THE FUCKIGN DOOR!"
59:00 <xm> power efficiency rating 4.5/5
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wow
00:00 <gir> morning Mew my loving 3rd wife. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate just showed me a pair of sunnies he has
00:00 <Bastardly_One> big deal right?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they usb record
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you can walk around videoing shit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and no-one is any the wiser
00:00 <xm> what's the battery life like
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a pair
00:00 <Mew> gooooooood afternoon from south australia girdle my 78th sexual partner
00:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly good ehy?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *hey
00:00 <gir> 78th!!! 
01:00 <gir> you innocent lass 
01:00 <gir> <3 
01:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: imagine the Austnet IRC national meet. and every guy wears the same pair of glasses
01:00 <Bastardly_One> thats high up the list
01:00 <xm> all the girls would be none the wiser
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you complaining about being 78th?
01:00 <xm> and each guy would give a knowing nod
01:00 <gir> nah 
01:00 <gir> not complaining 
01:00 <Mew> tighter than a dead mand handshake
01:00 <gir> HAHHAHAA 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, that is a creepy possibilty you know
01:00 <Mew> mans*
01:00 <xm> i'll just mod mine
01:00 <gir> hahahaha 
02:00 <xm> to look like ray bans
02:00 <Bastardly_One> actually that'd hurt I reckon
02:00 <gir> I haven't heard that one before 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a vag that tight
02:00 <Bastardly_One> would feel like ya big fella was gonna snap off
02:00 <Mew> its meant to be loose LOL
02:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, they kind of look like raybans
02:00 <gir> HAHAHAHAHA 
02:00 <gir> exactly 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not so loose you can't touch the sides
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> 'tis
03:00 <Mew> i heard a good one yest
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all ears
03:00 <Mew> couldnt pull a greasy stick out of a dead dogs arsehole
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
03:00 <gir> yeah that's a classic 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite is ... the first time my mother ever said this to me in anger
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's been one of my favourites since
04:00 <Mew> got a face like a bulldog licking a thistle
04:00 <gir> hahaha 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> "you're as useless as a cunt full of cold water!"
04:00 <gir> got a face on her like a bag full of sledgehammers 
04:00 <gir> she said that to me as well Bastardly_One
04:00 <Mew> pirates was my fav
04:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't believe that ... and she wondered why I kept laughing at her
04:00 <Bastardly_One> broke 2 wooden spoons on my arse that day
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but was hell worth it to hear that
05:00 <gir> face on her like a burnt thong 
05:00 <Mew> her face looks like someone tried to put out a fire with a bicycle chain
05:00 <gir> kicked in shit tin 
05:00 <Mew> re mandyjane
05:00 <gir> hahaha 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... harsh
05:00 <gir> mandyjane, like throwing a toothpick into the grand canyon
05:00 <Mew> yeah im glad he likes me LOL
06:00 <gir> who> 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd need to come complete with a miners helmet with a light
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and climbing equipment
06:00 <Mew> pirateo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't ya?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> for mandyjane
06:00 <gir> ahh 
06:00 <gir> yes 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> would have to have lights in there
06:00 <Bastardly_One> to find the way in such a cavernous space
06:00 <Mew> i actually dont mind mandyjane
07:00 <gir> got a face on her like a prolapsed arsehole 
07:00 <Mew> awwww shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lots of it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> seepage city
07:00 <Bastardly_One> witha prolapse
07:00 <gir> pinksocks 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *with a
07:00 <xm> there'd be booby traps in the vagina so only worthy men will reach the ovaries. like step on the wrong block and a massive crate of empty VB cans fall from above and knock you out
08:00 <gir> JAHAHAHA
08:00 <Mew> lmfao
08:00 <Bastardly_One> has xm been with Chev'n? :P
08:00 <Mew> pull the wrong flap and you fall out her arsehole
08:00 <xm> ive heard of reference sto this Chev'n
08:00 <xm> who/what is it?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> jk ... chev if you remember her ... she went out with Longie
09:00 <gir> chev
09:00 <xm> ok
09:00 <gir> slart 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> good mate of mine actually ... but yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's got a daughter now
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just had it in jan
09:00 <Mew> it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> her ... it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing ... a baby
10:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
10:00 <Bastardly_One> i was going game shopping before school got out
11:00 <Bastardly_One> still can't decide what to get though
12:00 <pudgetta> Age of Mythology :P
12:00 <pudgetta> Battlefield 4 is finally playable
13:00 <Bastardly_One> meh x 2
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fps sucks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> more like I suck ... and I have a PS3
13:00 <Mew> get sims
13:00 <Mew> i luf sims
13:00 <Bastardly_One> even suckier for FPS
14:00 <Bastardly_One> got 'em all Mew
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *hangs head in shame*
14:00 <Mew> NICE
14:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <pudgetta> I'm tired of FPS, need a decent RTS
14:00 <Bastardly_One> why i dunno ... but I love that
14:00 <pudgetta> Rome was a disaster
14:00 <Bastardly_One> pudgetta, got xcom?
14:00 <pudgetta> Yeah that was ok
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the new version?
14:00 <Mew> i could play sims like neckbeards play world of warcraft
15:00 <pudgetta> No not the new V
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not the orig ... the xcom from 2011 and last year
15:00 <Bastardly_One> well, those two are worthy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Mew
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why though
15:00 <gir> but, Mew u are a neckbeard 
15:00 <pudgetta> I can't wait for Sniper elite 3! :)
15:00 <gir> and tell pirate I love him and miss him <3 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking FTS gayloards
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an RPGer
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or sandboxer
16:00 <pudgetta> & Titanfall :D
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I love exploring shit
16:00 <pudgetta> That looks gooood
16:00 <Mew> i vill gir :)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN can't even tell me what's good
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and IGN and I usually have the same taste
17:00 <Bastardly_One> everything new/current seems boring
17:00 <Bastardly_One> on their reviews
17:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
17:00 <pudgetta> More buggy
17:00 <pudgetta> Takes like 5 patches for the game to be playable ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if GT6 is cheap yet?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
18:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed with that either
21:00 <{LeE}> ohai there
21:00 <{LeE}> back from my 2 hour walk
21:00 <{LeE}> lols
22:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One
22:00 <{LeE}> hiiiiiiiiiii
22:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and a 2hr walk is good
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I do about an hour - an hour and a half a night
22:00 <{LeE}> yeah well we had to go and get a part for my car
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
22:00 <{LeE}> yeh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> apart from that ... how goes?
23:00 <pudgetta> I've never played a sims other than simcity :D
23:00 <{LeE}> yeah great thanx n how goes u
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not too shabby
23:00 <{LeE}> koolkool
24:00 <Bastardly_One> reading game reviews to see if I'm buying a new game
24:00 <{LeE}> a fly went into my bfs mouthon the way home O_o made him throw up 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> or going to EB Games and seeing what's on special
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
24:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhhh
24:00 <{LeE}> nice
24:00 <{LeE}> yeah yuck
24:00 <{LeE}> wasnt nice
24:00 <{LeE}> n one flew up my nose
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to get the little shits up my nose when bike riding
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... arseholes
25:00 <pudgetta> hahaha try riding ur bike through a spider web, and have a massive spider climb into ur ear
25:00 <{LeE}> yerrrp they seem to be every where today 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually haven't seen many this summer
25:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pudgetta
25:00 <{LeE}> really there out today
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and they love me because I've extra body heat than most people
25:00 <{LeE}> oh true
25:00 <{LeE}> so do i 
26:00 <pudgetta> How do I change my name... I'm a n00b?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the little arseholes ... but hardly seen any this year now I think about it
26:00 <gremlinz> type /nick n00b
26:00 <pudgetta> thanks :D
26:00 <Bastardly_One> pudgetta /nick knobend
26:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, postie
26:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting on my school fees
26:00 <pudgetta> In ASD or here?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anywhere
27:00 <{LeE}> oh yay
27:00 <{LeE}> lol
27:00 <{LeE}> O_o
27:00 <Cunt> hahaha
27:00 <Cunt> banned from #sex
27:00 <Cunt> for that name
28:00 <{LeE}> ik dont go in there any more
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ironically I'm a 150 op there
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll unban myself in a min
28:00 <{LeE}> i used to go in there when i was like 16 17 n they always booted me out
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna check the mail that's right
28:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
28:00 <gremlinz> ironically ChanOP didnt give a shit
28:00 <{LeE}> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah gremz
29:00 <Bastardly_One> now you mention it though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that a banned nick full stop?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or was?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> answer away ... I'll brb
29:00 <gremlinz> well duh, hence ur banning
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean on the network itself
30:00 <gremlinz> no
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oooh okie doke
30:00 <Bastardly_One> must be another network I'm thinking of
30:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was years ago ... must be imagining it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> erroneous nick
31:00 <gremlinz> i cud make it a network ban
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was trying to say
31:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/life/it-seems-half-of-australia-believes-in-the-supernatural-20140212-32gnu.html
31:00 <{LeE}> k brb think bf needs help 
31:00 <Q{> lots of suckers for nigerian scams
32:00 <Bastardly_One> unfortunately yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> older people are great victims over here of those
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I played one recently ... set up another hotmail account to talk to them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the photoshopped passport was attrocious
32:00 <Q{> last look, the estimate is over $400m per year from au
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah there was a big thing on 60 Minutes years ago
33:00 <Q{> from those that reported
33:00 <Bastardly_One> where they took an old man to meet his nigerian scammers
33:00 <Q{> then there are those that dont report
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're like ... yeah and?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they have like net cafes
33:00 <Q{> then what happened?
33:00 <Maca> 50% of Australians believe in Ghosts! :D
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sort of set up with heaps of people working in them
34:00 <Saemon> lol and was that old man, in fact, you, Bastardly_One?
34:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> older people are great victims over here of those
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the end but basically it was legal on their end
34:00 <Saemon> speaking from experience
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like spam is legal in russia and that guy in moscow got so sick of it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he tracked down his spammer and murdered him
34:00 <shadsam> hi
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hear about that?
34:00 <Saemon> daye,
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, yeah ... apparently what they do is legal in Nigeria
35:00 <Saemon> murdering someone just coz of spam
35:00 <Saemon> is so petty
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... could send someone insane ... if it was legal
35:00 <Saemon> just like torch his car ot chop off his finger or something
35:00 <Saemon> no need to end life
35:00 <Q{> when their scams not working, they consult sharman or voodoo doctor 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been to flooding proportions daily on more than one occassion a day
35:00 <Saemon> lol ic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see someone raging that hard
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if legal
36:00 <Q{> and have follow the instruction to fix their lack of charm
36:00 <Saemon> where would they get the recourses
36:00 <Saemon> to spam someone so much?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> easy dude
36:00 <Saemon> are we tlaking real actual letters
36:00 <Bastardly_One> takes 10 mins to make a script
36:00 <Saemon> in the mail?
36:00 <Saemon> oh 
36:00 <Mew> wheres doodle
36:00 <Bastardly_One> at work
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd assume
37:00 <shadsam> ello mewness
37:00 <Mew> dang
37:00 <Mew> ello shadslick
37:00 <shadsam> how is you dudey
37:00 <shadsam> 27 here
37:00 <shadsam> omg
37:00 <shadsam> lol
38:00 <Mew> its nearly 29 here
38:00 <Mew> according to the thermometer at work
39:00 <shadsam> serious
39:00 <Mew> its always hotter inside here tho
39:00 <shadsam> warm hey
39:00 <Q{> its certified and calibrated thermometer?
39:00 <shadsam> nice breeze outside yup
39:00 <Maca> 29 for Summer time isn't warm :D
39:00 <Q{> if not then, i only tentatively believe you, mew!
40:00 <shadsam> 30 degress u kiddin thats hot as
40:00 <Maca> 40+ is hot
40:00 <Mew> ok Q{!
40:00 <shadsam> im swaeting here
40:00 <shadsam> 27
40:00 <Q{> a few tennis players complained about au heat
41:00 <Maca> Hottest was 51 in Karratha I've ever felt
41:00 <shadsam> no doubt q
41:00 <Maca> The air was on fire lol
41:00 <Q{> they say its cruel to force them to play in such heat
41:00 <dad> capacitor
41:00 <Maca> They're fit and make a shitload of money
41:00 <Maca> Make em play
42:00 <Q{> im a skinny person, 29degc is fine for me
42:00 <Q{> <-- more sensitive to the cold tho
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunt of a uni
43:00 <Q{> how much do they make?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet they hand over my shit on monday when I actually start
43:00 <Bastardly_One> where are my fees you cunts
43:00 <Maca> Depends on their rank, moswt be in the 6 figures
43:00 <Maca> most*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and on that mission I deciced what I am getting down the street
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a new Nerf gun I think
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can feel a nerf mod coming on
44:00 <Maca> My 6 shooter Nerf just died on me :(
44:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be a geek too
44:00 <Maca> Loved that damn gun
44:00 <Maca> :D
44:00 <Q{> u just looking for excuse to get cops to taser you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to make a machine gun this time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I don't come home with one thing
45:00 <Bastardly_One> a game, a gun, nothin'
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Mc Scrooge
46:00 <shadsam> lol Bastardly_One
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's true though shads ... tight arse
46:00 <shadsam> nah dude
46:00 <shadsam> no way
47:00 <Bastardly_One> get bored quickly and think of the value I'm gonna get or not get
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <shadsam> lol
47:00 <shadsam> true
47:00 <shadsam> been so bored
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't wait for monday
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I go back to school again
47:00 <shadsam> nice nice
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
48:00 <shadsam> did they send the form+
48:00 <Maca> Do your teachers strike @ School?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> My tuneage is not coming ... My writing is shitting me
48:00 <shadsam> k
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nuh, I've not got my fees yet
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
48:00 <Maca> When I was a we lad, they were on strike all the time slack pricks
48:00 <shadsam> okies
48:00 <shadsam> i wanna study also
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna get them over and done with ... my fees are burning a hole in my pocket damn it!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <shadsam> true
49:00 <Bastardly_One> maca, I'm OLD ... probably the oldest one in channel at the moment
49:00 <shadsam> age holds no barrier
49:00 <shadsam> imo
49:00 <Maca> I'm 306
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh and do it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to shads
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not too late even for the start of the year
49:00 <Maca> Well I feel it anyway
49:00 <shadsam> yea i should
49:00 <Bastardly_One> most shit starts next week
50:00 <shadsam> fuk
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm 44 going on 12 Maca
50:00 <shadsam> ok
50:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> maca, I'm OLD ... probably the oldest one in channel at the moment
50:00 <Saemon> ya damn straight.
50:00 <shadsam> 44 aint old+
50:00 <Saemon> yeah actually its really not
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it is compared to most of these cunts
50:00 <Saemon> 44 is the new 24
50:00 <shadsam> 80 is old
50:00 <Saemon> yeah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're my age shads ... that's different
50:00 <Saemon> LOL
50:00 <shadsam> 44 is new 34
50:00 <Maca> Many Soldiers are in their 40's
50:00 <Bastardly_One> to thise kids we're ancient
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *these kids
50:00 <shadsam> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was the same in my 20s
51:00 <Bastardly_One> never believed I'd hit my 40s
51:00 <Bastardly_One> probably shouldn't of a couple of times but that's beside the point
51:00 <Saemon> whose seen thor the dark world?
51:00 <Saemon> at the end
51:00 <Bastardly_One> downloaded
51:00 <Saemon> loki pretended to be odin
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen yet
51:00 <Saemon> so what happened to odin?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> got it on Monday
52:00 <Saemon> nice its good man
52:00 <Maca> Odin his bro?
52:00 <shadsam> hope u get a fulltime job after the course imo
52:00 <Saemon> these new marvel movies are actuallyy quite good bleieve it or not
52:00 <Maca> That wasn't a bad film, only Thor i've enjoyed
52:00 <Saemon> no odin is his father
52:00 <Bastardly_One> shads, cheers ... not sure what I wanna do with it ... it's more a time filler and rehashing stuff I've forgotten
52:00 <TheRon> if thor is a michael bay movie i won't touch it
53:00 <Saemon> all of these connected marvel movies - thor, iron man, capt america, avengers
53:00 <Saemon> all were good
53:00 <Saemon> hulk though was meh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing brilliant ... more to give my mind a bit of a wake up
53:00 <Bastardly_One> feels dumb again
53:00 <shadsam> thats perfect time fillers fine
53:00 <shadsam> smoko
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't work well under "orders" though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so hope I get lecturers that just leave me to my own devices
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... it's gonna be ... fun
54:00 <Bastardly_One> someone will bleed
54:00 <Bastardly_One> either the lecturer/s or I
54:00 <Saemon> ur in class they're there to teach u to listen though
54:00 <Saemon> otherwise whats the point
54:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to jive bunny
54:00 <Saemon> of being there
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's likely I that is gonna bleed
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's a difference between teaching
55:00 <shadsam> 8
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and making it ... what am I looking for?
55:00 <Maca> Since the dawn of time my teachers were dodgy, I've taught myself everything
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm ....
55:00 <shadsam> you deserve the dsp
55:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect a class full of dumb cunts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and to kind of be "elected" to help out
55:00 <shadsam> yeah true
55:00 <Saemon> i see b1
55:00 <Bastardly_One> making sense?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> most IT tafe things are man
56:00 <Saemon> well in that case, jsut dont over contribute
56:00 <Saemon> like, if ur in class and ur always putting ur hand up answring n shit
56:00 <shadsam> im gunna look up courses again in 20 mins gunna go ack to tafe i think...do my it for society xd 
56:00 <Saemon> lecturer will know ur smart and elect u to help
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have no intention of being too enthused at first until I suss the class out
56:00 <shadsam> b keys fuct
56:00 <Bastardly_One> good shads
56:00 <BlackDevil> Mother of 3 shot, killed outside Domino's restaurant in San Bernardino, boyfriend arrested
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... it's not too late to get into tafe shit for the start of the year
56:00 <shadsam> sick of doing nothing xd
56:00 <Bastardly_One> know h20?
57:00 <Saemon> water?
57:00 <shadsam> u meet chicks
57:00 <shadsam> xd
57:00 <TheRon> i know hawaii five o
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he likes to try to out do me and soon as he found out I'm doing a course
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he enrolled in one and started last week
57:00 <Saemon> uni, tafe its a great way to meet chicks no joke
57:00 <shadsam> lolololol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> becoming an NBN installer
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but we get payed to study
57:00 <Saemon> yous are all there for a common puporse, so itd be ok to approach and talk
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't I don't think
57:00 <Saemon> the common purpose cuts out the weirdness
58:00 <Maca> So a Diploma in Networking?
58:00 <shadsam> extra on dsp is it
58:00 <Saemon> as opposed to like, just approaching someone at the shops
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Maca, I think ... I wasn't paying too much attention ... like I said ... he likes to try to one up me all the time
58:00 <partay> shadsam: Are you still a spastic ?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so I kind of eye rolled and appeared interested
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <TheRon> not a full retard surely
58:00 <shadsam> partay fuck off gronk
59:00 <Bastardly_One> shads is being normal right now
59:00 <shadsam> gents are talking
59:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy it while it lasts
59:00 <shadsam> hehe
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <Saemon> fuck man
59:00 <Saemon> theres this chick on fb
59:00 <TheRon> can we discuss jane bunn's boobs??
59:00 <Saemon> she knows i like her
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
59:00 <Saemon> and she keeps posting pics of herself with all these guys
59:00 <Saemon> wtf is she doin
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not fucking jane bunn again
59:00 <partay> I bet he looks like a fat mental patient 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> braticus! <3
59:00 <Bastardly_One> come pick me up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna go to eb Games
59:00 <DemonsRun> Dusty <3
59:00 <DemonsRun> Why?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's liek 15 mins away
00:00 <Bastardly_One> too far
00:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
00:00 <DemonsRun> No
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up
00:00 <DemonsRun> Walk lazy ass
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
00:00 <Saemon> eb games good store
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck tht I'm getting the bus
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but why not?
00:00 <Saemon> walk there
00:00 <Saemon> lazy ass
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off I'm walking
00:00 <DemonsRun> Carter sleeping I work at 6 and I'm enjoying some me time so f u
00:00 <TheRon> is it nearly beaufort trip time?
00:00 <Saemon> why not?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh TheRon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> all right until next wed :P
00:00 <TheRon> and yes trip was a pun
00:00 <Maca> She's a pretty sexy weather chik
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because I dont wanna is why
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Maca must be in the country
01:00 <Saemon> fair enough
01:00 <Maca> WA has the hottest weather girl but - http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2008/06/07/va1237512650182/Angela-Tsun-at-Bondi-Beach.-Picture-Anthony-Reginato-6081172.jpg
01:00 <BlackDevil> wow i just popped a pimple off my balls
01:00 <Saemon> maca ur nick makes me think of maccas
01:00 <BlackDevil> and boy that felt good
01:00 <DemonsRun> Omg. Watermelon. Like juice. Mint. Ice.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> every male in country vic knows of Jane Bunn
01:00 <DemonsRun> Best juice
01:00 <DemonsRun> Ever
01:00 <DemonsRun> Yummmm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> brat
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
01:00 <Maca> Funny, I hate maccas, Hjs ftw!
01:00 <DemonsRun> What
01:00 <Bastardly_One> win weather chick
01:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil ive done 3 shits today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hot or not?
01:00 <DemonsRun> Hot
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking boring too
02:00 <DemonsRun> I'd tap her
02:00 <Saemon> why do chicks tilt thier heads alot
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what Doodle and TheRon say
02:00 <Saemon> when posing in photos
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to ball gag her
02:00 <Saemon> its such a cliche thing
02:00 <DemonsRun> Well I got first dibs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> her voice shits me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
02:00 <DemonsRun> Haven't heard it
02:00 <DemonsRun> I don't watch free to air
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll fight TheRon for her boobehs
02:00 <Saemon> leile mackinnon i used to be in love with her
02:00 <shadsam> thats right have a dick nick and every slut wantscha
02:00 <DemonsRun> Gots my own boobehs
02:00 <Saemon> but now shes all wrinkles and bitchy
02:00 <shadsam> doodle.
02:00 <TheRon> damn straight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you have
03:00 <DemonsRun> Mines are betters
03:00 <Bastardly_One> when am I meeting them again?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no interest in meeting the rest of you
03:00 <DemonsRun> Lol them?
03:00 <DemonsRun> I see how it is
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah them
03:00 <DemonsRun> You hide your canes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, why else would i wanna catch up with you?
03:00 <DemonsRun> The ass
03:00 <DemonsRun> Durr
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not like ya gonna show me ya vag
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah that too
03:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahaha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bring that along
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how lazy are you though?
04:00 <DemonsRun> Sorta hard not to
04:00 <DemonsRun> Lazy?!
04:00 <DemonsRun> Me?!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wont even drive half the state
04:00 <DemonsRun> Like hell 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> to drive me 10 mins
04:00 <DemonsRun> Walk u fucking old fart
05:00 <Bastardly_One> already done an hour today
05:00 <DemonsRun> Do it again
05:00 <Bastardly_One> liable to do at least 1 more hour tonight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no
05:00 <shadsam> brb 
05:00 <DemonsRun> Sook
05:00 <DemonsRun> Pussy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you ... I'll give you a list
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I am but what are you?!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wait ... wait!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind *mutters*
06:00 <DemonsRun> Mhmm
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so, that aside ... all good in da hood?
06:00 <DemonsRun> Zactly
06:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah just have work every fucking night this week. Plus relay for life tomorrow night
06:00 <DemonsRun> And a going away party sat night
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
06:00 <DemonsRun> Going to be a long weekend with fuck all sleep
06:00 <Saemon> relay for life lol
07:00 <TheRon> i wish tony abbott was fat
07:00 <Saemon> thats rich
07:00 <Bastardly_One> money is nothing to bitch at I suppose though
07:00 <Saemon> coming from you DemonsRun
07:00 <TheRon> so we could call him fat tony
07:00 <TheRon> or fat abbott
07:00 <Saemon> considering your a fucking fatcunt.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> why is that rich coming from her?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she is?
07:00 <Saemon> oh wait its a she?
07:00 <Saemon> wrong person then
07:00 <DemonsRun> A lady from my boxing club is undergoing a surgery on both tits on Saturday for cancer
07:00 <Saemon> my apologies DemonsRun
07:00 <DemonsRun> So we'll be walking for her
07:00 <Saemon> a simple case of mistaken identity
08:00 <DemonsRun> Who the fuck are you Saemon ?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck to her braticus
08:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I had one relative die of that
08:00 <Saemon> someone who was wronged by someone with a similar nickname to yours DemonsRun
08:00 <Maca> Roves wife died from that
08:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah it's been hard watching her go through it
08:00 <Saemon> no one of significance
08:00 <Bastardly_One> close enough to hang with her and smoke with her all the time just so she had someone to hang with
08:00 <Brat> Fucking better?
08:00 <TheRon> glen mcgrath's wife
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and seen another go through stomach cancer
09:00 <Brat> That's the best way to be someone to lean on dusty
09:00 <Saemon> u didnt have to change your nick 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and my grandmother dying of bowel cancer in the next room
09:00 <Saemon> i was jsut explaining myself
09:00 <Brat> This suits me better anyway
09:00 <Bastardly_One> all in the space of 6mths
09:00 <Brat> Fucking hell dusty
09:00 <Bastardly_One> when we had that summer of 40s for 2 weeks
09:00 <TheRon> good times
09:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine dying in a room in that
09:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1392263777293.jpg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bitch
09:00 <Brat> Fuck that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she raised me bascially
09:00 <Brat> BlackDevil: Wtf?
09:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One so many of your family had cance
09:00 <Saemon> cancer
10:00 <Saemon> it may be more than simple conincidance
10:00 <Q{> omg where are all the channel cuties go
10:00 <Saemon> maybe theres a curse?
10:00 <Saemon> do u believe in stuff like this?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one there Q{
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the brat I'm talkin' too
10:00 <Saemon> go to a psychic or something
10:00 <Q{> i bet u scared them away Bastardly_One 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> even if young enough to be my daughter
10:00 <BlackDevil> yea wtf is lemonparty.org
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
10:00 <Doodle> lol a psychic
10:00 <Q{> scary nick man
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, mew's lewking for yew
10:00 <Doodle> orly
10:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why though and hai n shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
11:00 <Doodle> am i in trouble
11:00 <Doodle> hai2u
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
11:00 <TheRon> speaking of breast cancer, i'm listening to Anastasia 
11:00 <Doodle> sounds ominous
11:00 <Saemon> it doesnt matter if the chick is young enough to be your daughter
11:00 <Doodle> and slightly arousing
11:00 <whencanibehappy> anyone scene my missus today?
11:00 <Saemon> as long as shes over 18
11:00 <whencanibehappy> yoyo?
11:00 <Saemon> nothin anyone can do about it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ slightly arousing
11:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I'm after my friend's mother anyway
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hoodoo Gurus - What's My Scene.mp3 (8.73MB 128kbps Stereo 9:32)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually the older one ... by ... 3mths
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Saemon> ....hows ur frend feel about that?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> digusted
12:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Brat> Sorry fb called ;)
12:00 <Immutable> fakebock
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like, fuck off you're making me sick ... both of you
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <Brat> Young enough to be ur daughter is right!
12:00 <Brat> Lol
12:00 <Saemon> whoa 
12:00 <Saemon> wait
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we flirt on her statuses on purpose
12:00 <TheRon> geelong v collingwood was awesome last night
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
12:00 <Saemon> have u ever fantasised about a 3some with her and her mother b1?
12:00 <Saemon> come on
12:00 <Brat> TheRon: Geelong won, of course it was!!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
12:00 <Saemon> everyguy must have
13:00 <TheRon> 2 pts
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
13:00 <Maca> Football has started? :o
13:00 <Saemon> come on seriosuly
13:00 <Saemon> lol
13:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1392263586532.jpg
13:00 <TheRon> hawthorn brisbane tonight
13:00 <Bastardly_One> her daughter is like a younger sister
13:00 <Doodle> lol i was seeing this chick and she introduced me to her 18yo daughter
13:00 <Bastardly_One> would be ... not right
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Doodle> i'm like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
13:00 <Saemon> is like a younger sister
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... it's a receipe for disaster
13:00 <TheRon> brat watch the game??
13:00 <Saemon> key term being 'is like;
13:00 <Doodle> 18 is a bit young for me
13:00 <Saemon> not 'its a'
13:00 <Brat> TheRon: No. Fb kept me updated lol
13:00 <Saemon> so its all good
13:00 <Brat> Im a Geelong fan
14:00 <Saemon> 18 is never too young
14:00 <Maca> Get some mature 18year olds
14:00 <Saemon> its legal age as adult
14:00 <Doodle> god even 25 is a bit young for me
14:00 <TheRon> i was on the ipad watching fox footy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I might flirt with her mother but realistically it's not gonna happen
14:00 <Brat> Well Doodle I'm out then xD
14:00 <Saemon> only cunts who would make an issue about u dating an 18 yr old
14:00 <Saemon> are jelous cunts
14:00 <Doodle> lucky you Brat!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be like being dad to my younger sister
14:00 <TheRon> keeping an eye on the cricket
14:00 <Brat> Why lucky me?!
14:00 <dad> dad
14:00 <Doodle> cos it means you wont have sleazy old men like me trying to pick you up
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... even 30 is pushing it for too young for me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
14:00 <Brat> Maybeh I likes the older mens?
14:00 <Doodle> oh
15:00 <Doodle> well
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be deaf Rob
15:00 <Doodle> you're still too young
15:00 <Maca> 30 is when Women start going downhill :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
15:00 <Doodle> bullshit Maca
15:00 <Brat> Who's rob?
15:00 <Doodle> me
15:00 <Maca> jajaja that wasn't nice 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and he would have to be deaf
15:00 <Brat> Aha
15:00 <Maca> & I'm sorry
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or invest in shitloads of gags
15:00 <Doodle> why deaf
15:00 <Brat> Why the fuck would he have to be deaf?
15:00 <Doodle> oh
15:00 <Doodle> is she a screamer
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're as fucking chatty as I am
15:00 <Brat> Im gunna smack the hell outta you dusty!
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> blah fucking blah blah blah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> always going on
16:00 <Doodle> all girls talk too much anyway
16:00 <Doodle> i'm used to it
16:00 <Maca> blah drives the car
16:00 <Saemon> yeah im glad im a guy
16:00 <Brat> I'm no where near as bad as you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but as bad as me?
16:00 <Brat> Lol
16:00 <Saemon> we look better longer
16:00 <Brat> I just have more random shit to say
16:00 <Doodle> this is not etting my wheels changed over
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well, true ... I do talk A LOT
16:00 <Doodle> getting
16:00 <Doodle> i should be outside
16:00 <Brat> I know
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am a know it all
16:00 <Brat> Doodle: Don't go
16:00 <Brat> xD
16:00 <Doodle> but stuff
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sooner your back
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sooner she can annoy you
17:00 <Doodle> unlikely, it will take hours
17:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1392264902592.jpg
17:00 <Brat> I gotta get ready for work soon
17:00 <Bastardly_One> how soon is soon?
17:00 <Brat> BlackDevil: Where can I find her?
17:00 <Brat> Be ready by 430 drop carter off at 5 at work by 1/4 to 5
17:00 <Brat> 6*
17:00 <Maca> google her name?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Briley is a SG
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Suicide Girl
18:00 <BlackDevil> google search Brat
18:00 <Bastardly_One> could get her contacts in under 5 mins if ya pay me :P
18:00 <Brat> No. I mean I wanna find her
18:00 <Brat> And rape her
18:00 <Brat> Durr
18:00 <Doodle> how do you know she wears contacts
18:00 <Bastardly_One> pay me and I can find out :P
18:00 <Brat> Lol Doodle 
18:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
18:00 <BlackDevil> if you like chicks with penises Brat?
18:00 <Brat> I ain't paying you shit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Charlotte ... the aussie SG from Canberra
18:00 <Brat> BlackDevil... I'm female so wouldn't bother me xD
18:00 <BlackDevil> oh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking her up a we speak
19:00 <Doodle> everyone knows charlotte
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Briley that is
19:00 <BlackDevil> then kiss Mew
19:00 <Brat> Tits to play with AND a dick to suck
19:00 <Doodle> she's a slut
19:00 <Brat> Im in!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to perv at the rest of her pic sets
19:00 <eon> b1
19:00 <eon> 5 cops turned up for no reason yesterday
19:00 <dad> i'm straight and even i would suck bailey jay's dick
19:00 <eon> at my place
19:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
19:00 <eon> yes
19:00 <Brat> No reason my ass
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shhh for a sec kids
19:00 <dad> HOT TRAP COCK
19:00 <Bastardly_One> chris, tell ...
19:00 <dad> slurp
20:00 <eon> they said they came to check if i was ok
20:00 <eon> must been cause i cleaned up my place
20:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
20:00 <Saemon> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557771/Horror-mother-beheaded-young-son-getting-trapped-doors-elevator.html
20:00 <Saemon> lol
20:00 <Saemon> nice
20:00 <eon> cause thats all i did yesterday
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... someone's called 'em on you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> again
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that much is clear
21:00 <Brat> Who is eon?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's it? just to check on your welfare?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> eon is chris
21:00 <Brat> Ok
21:00 <eon> and it ended up causing me a psychcotic episode
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the schitz
21:00 <Bastardly_One> while they were there or after?
21:00 <eon> after
22:00 <Bastardly_One> were you shit talking online before that?
22:00 <eon> not really
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so you were?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ranting wasted?
22:00 <eon> no
23:00 <TheRon> how can we tell??
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder who it was ... but someone definitely called them
23:00 <eon> fucken 5
23:00 <eon> am i that strong
23:00 <eon> lolz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> would be limited to who get your address when you went sick that time Excessive called the cat team on you
24:00 <Bastardly_One> to who got your address I mean
24:00 <Bastardly_One> when you put it out in channel
24:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, I reckon huh?
24:00 <eon> i hadnt had psychcotic break for 2 months
24:00 <eon> until that
25:00 <eon> fucken cunts
25:00 <Brat> Pant off Thursday?
25:00 <eon> i in boxers
25:00 <eon> lolz
25:00 <Bastardly_One> every day should be pants off
26:00 <Brat> I in undies now
26:00 <Brat> Lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really notice
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so chris
27:00 <Brat> Notice?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what's this about then eh?
27:00 <eon> i dont know
27:00 <Bastardly_One> The cops went to his house because he contacted aq female that he shouldn't of.. because she has an order on him
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *raises a brow*
27:00 <eon> no chicks have orders on me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've an entire networks of spies
28:00 <Bastardly_One> even if people assume it's element and co
28:00 <Bastardly_One> sure now chris?
28:00 <Brat> Element... Mmmmm
28:00 <eon> yes b1
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
29:00 <Brat> Lies
29:00 <TheRon> have we heard about our latest aussie hero??
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which hero?
29:00 <eon> chris
29:00 <eon> lol
29:00 <eon> i great aussie hero
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Sarah huh?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> again?
29:00 <TheRon> marsh hit a century last night
29:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't she up here in Ballarat?
30:00 <eon> i talk to her still
30:00 <eon> if its her
30:00 <Bastardly_One> carrying on about it yesturday and kept saying "fuck all females they should be shot at birth" and her name is Sarah, he's obsessed with a chick called Sarah and she doesn't want anything to do with him
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so, as I thought
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you were ranting
30:00 <dad> <chris> i fried
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and must of got the cops called on you
30:00 <BlackDevil> so
30:00 <eon> no i talk to  sarah on fb if its her
30:00 <Brat> Ima nap. Bbl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> later braticus <3
31:00 <BlackDevil> if poop is free everyone would be pooping
31:00 <Brat> <3
31:00 <BlackDevil> think about it
31:00 <BlackDevil> poop is not free
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Jon
32:00 <BlackDevil> word
32:00 <Bastardly_One> keep your poo fetish to yourself
32:00 <BlackDevil> no
32:00 <Bastardly_One> awww
32:00 <Maca> Depends what u eat, if u catch and eat ur own food it's free
32:00 <BlackDevil> The Return of the Poop Dollar
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Maca ha a point
32:00 <whencanibehappy> all the guys are stuck up on here
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucked ya
32:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha got to say about that?
32:00 <whencanibehappy> tell them your asl and they block you
33:00 <Saemon> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557771/Horror-mother-beheaded-young-son-getting-trapped-doors-elevator.html
33:00 <whencanibehappy> snobs
33:00 <Saemon> rofl
33:00 <Bastardly_One> whencanibehappy, most of the guys have realised you're a guy pretending to be female
33:00 <Saemon> bitch got fucked up
33:00 <Bastardly_One> is why
33:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JReESgC1ZrQ
33:00 <whencanibehappy> but i told them im male
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Poop Dollar Weekend (May 6, 2012) 10:46 - Category: Entertainment - 104,265 views - 602 likes (95.1%), 31 dislikes (4.9%)
33:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
33:00 <whencanibehappy> not female
33:00 <dad> whencanibefat
33:00 <whencanibehappy> im being myself
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, well ... they're not gay ... deal
33:00 <whencanibehappy> its hilarious
33:00 <whencanibehappy> act all sweet and nice 
34:00 <whencanibehappy> bunch of sexual predators
34:00 <Saemon> to catch a predator
34:00 <whencanibehappy> "Put down the boiled lollies and step away from the monkey bars"
35:00 <whencanibehappy> go on a dating site if you want a root
35:00 <Maca> Have to pay
35:00 <whencanibehappy> only come on mirc to harass people facelessly
35:00 <whencanibehappy> if you cant pay for a dating site what good are you going to do with a women?
36:00 <Maca> I don't have a problem picking up Women @ a pub.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
36:00 <doctor> the question is, what good will a woman do for you?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
36:00 <whencanibehappy> its cheap anyways and thre is some free parts
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what Maca said
36:00 <Maca> Fuck dating sites :D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> get out of the fucking house
36:00 <Bastardly_One> meet people
36:00 <Bastardly_One> interact
36:00 <whencanibehappy> im talking about others
36:00 <whencanibehappy> tell them
36:00 <whencanibehappy> not me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit you are
36:00 <whencanibehappy> i have a missus
36:00 <TheRon> i pick up women at pubs by doing a kareoke duet with them
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you're always on here whining
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a misses and on here trawling for cock
37:00 <whencanibehappy> im stirring you up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
37:00 <whencanibehappy> you are the one who reacts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, dear lord
37:00 <dad> TRAWL FOR SOME TRAP COCK
37:00 <whencanibehappy> your like my main focus
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the Lalor mate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Thurs and Fri nights
37:00 <doctor> TheRon is a romantic
37:00 <whencanibehappy> and chat to my missus on her in pm
37:00 <whencanibehappy> she talks to you so id shut up
37:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who? I should say
38:00 <whencanibehappy> doesnt matter
38:00 <whencanibehappy> just keep chatting to her
38:00 <Brat> Lmfao
38:00 <whencanibehappy> im not jealous
38:00 <Brat> Fake missus?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... must be
38:00 <TheRon> doctor, racy - some girls will
38:00 <Brat> Or just online missus!
38:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
38:00 <Brat> ?*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, hah
38:00 <doctor> I can see himself singing dirty dancing - time of my life with a stranger he just met the night before in Thailand
38:00 <whencanibehappy> bastardly one lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of that song with huey lewis and gwen
39:00 <Bastardly_One> him doing that
39:00 <Brat> Ugh
39:00 <Brat> Out
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or Reunited
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Will Smith - Just Cruisin' (Remix).mp3 (9.72MB 224kbps Mono 6:03)
39:00 <TheRon> elton and kiki dee
39:00 <Doodle> fkn
39:00 <whencanibehappy> trust a women your dead.....bastardly one
39:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
39:00 <dad> <paleridr44> hi touch my hair whatcolor are my pants
40:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, I can see you doing this ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26J0uDIGErM
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peaches and Herb - Reunited (Sep 22, 2010) 6:15 - Category: Music - 1,135,606 views - 4,085 likes (96.8%), 133 dislikes (3.2%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that trailer for Wolf Creek 2 looks alright
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it's shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> as this song
40:00 <whencanibehappy> stop changing the subject bastardly one
41:00 <whencanibehappy> i read what you say lol
41:00 <doctor> Yeah theRon would do that so well
41:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PPNp40VuIU
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what subject?
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Free Bleeding (Oct 27, 2011) 3:01 - Category: Comedy - 12,325 views - 82 likes (64.1%), 46 dislikes (35.9%)
41:00 <whencanibehappy> you and my missus
41:00 <Bastardly_One> who's ya missus?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <whencanibehappy> never you mind
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't do shit on here except talk to people ... it's too old to work
41:00 <whencanibehappy> jjust keep talk to her
42:00 <whencanibehappy> talking*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the fake one ... no worries I will then
42:00 <whencanibehappy> lol
42:00 <whencanibehappy> whatever floats your boat
42:00 <TheRon> john waite - missing you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, I've a girl to sing that about
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you all I'm gonna go to Wendys
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and sit in the food court and sulk
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and sing that song
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I'm still listening to Reunited
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have these songs I torture people with
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of them
44:00 <BlackDevil> what kind of mails turn you on Bastardly_One?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> all of your's Jon
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I fap over them constantly
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what's my austnet mail addy by the way before you go stupid
44:00 <Bastardly_One> might not be active still?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <TheRon> it's my b'day coming up, any chance of a stripper or call girl??
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no
45:00 <TheRon> damn
45:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you pay for it yourself
45:00 <TheRon> but i'm the b'day boy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and from what I'm told
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the actual call girls in our town
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd steer clear of
45:00 <Saemon> TheRon i got connections
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
45:00 <Saemon> i can get you a hot fireman
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <TheRon> yeah nah
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can just see it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ yeah nah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a "bloke"
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good
46:00 <BlackDevil> AP reports Comcast to buy Time Warner Cable for $45 billion in all-stock deal, trumping Charter's bid
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin'
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed the bus shit talking
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I'm so close to everything I can get the next one
47:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy
48:00 <Maca> Adios all
48:00 <BlackDevil> thank fuck
49:00 <Saemon> i wish i had no emotion of love in me
49:00 <Saemon> its a curse
49:00 <Saemon> to be able to like and to love someone, yet be so ugly that u will never get them
50:00 <Saemon> its gods cruel joke
50:00 <Immutable> bleed freely ladies
51:00 <Mew> Doodle twin princes came on at work and i was singing to it 
51:00 <Mew> the lady i work with goes "how do u know this song? u wouldve been like 3 when it came out"
52:00 <TheRon> two princes??
52:00 <Mew> i checked the release date
52:00 <Mew> i wasnt even 3 yet LOL
53:00 <TheRon> the age of nevermind freaks me out
58:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah boi!!!!!!!
58:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel pretty, o so pretty and gaaaayyyy
58:00 <TheRon> i bet
59:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man scotch tastes horrible
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ I bet
59:00 <TheRon> wash your mouth out
59:00 <BlackDevil> yea use sperm
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
00:00 <ZeroDistance> man sexu cute chick comes in for ink after me mmm
00:00 <ZeroDistance> died white hair im all omifuck yes yes yes
00:00 <TheRon> getting a tramp stamp??
01:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL no
01:00 <ZeroDistance> had some colour shading done
02:00 <TheRon> didnt stick around to see if you could assist??
02:00 <ZeroDistance> with?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you are kidding
03:00 <TheRon> i dunno, hand holding?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the weather is going to be cooler next week?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't fucking win
03:00 <Bastardly_One> time for trash n treaure bootleg clothing specials on sun then
03:00 <Bastardly_One> some invisible cunt has stolen all my hoodies
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hey TheRon
05:00 <Bastardly_One> actually nevemind
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't know ... not your thing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna ask you about something down your way ... then realised you'd have no clue
06:00 <BlackDevil> who sucked dick for money?
06:00 <BlackDevil> girls do
07:00 <TheRon> who wears short shorts??
07:00 <BlackDevil> gays
07:00 <TheRon> oh yeah them too
07:00 <Saemon> ive given a blow job for money
07:00 <Saemon> it wasnt a big deal
08:00 <Saemon> so i was at this gay bar, some dude comes up askes for a dance
08:00 <Saemon> i needed money for taxi ride home
08:00 <Bastardly_One> [04:06pm] [TheRon] who wears short shorts?? <----------- BlackDevil does
08:00 <BlackDevil> i look good in them
08:00 <Saemon> to i offered him a blow job for $50
08:00 <TheRon> it's not gay if you don't receive?
08:00 <Saemon> and he accepted
08:00 <Bastardly_One> still got the handbar moustache Jon?
08:00 <Saemon> im bi-curious btw
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd look sexy as fuck with the mo
08:00 <BlackDevil> its more of a pussy tickler now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and a tight singlet
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... dirty sanchez one
09:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking about taking up cycling, i'm bike curious
09:00 <Bastardly_One> to hide the poo stains on your upper lip
09:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be rocking it big time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sexeh devil you!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
10:00 <TheRon> on sunday night, what did people watch on telly, inxs, shappelle or rake??
10:00 <Bastardly_One> none
10:00 <eon> nope
10:00 <eon> i dont watch shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I might watch INXS when it's repeated
10:00 <eon> i flush it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no interest in corby at all
10:00 <TheRon> sat night apparently
10:00 <Saemon> schappelle 
10:00 <abc> inxs was good
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she did it, thought she was gonna get away with it
10:00 <TheRon> nah corby is a drug cheat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't and that's that
11:00 <Saemon> bs
11:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
11:00 <Saemon> bd
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she did it alright
11:00 <Saemon> bullshit
11:00 <Saemon> an inocent daughter of australia
11:00 <eon> she will make 100k or more just from stupid tv shit
11:00 <TheRon> i forgot inxs was on
11:00 <Bastardly_One> her and her dad knew exactly what was in that boogey board
11:00 <Saemon> was trapped and imprisoned in a barbarian country
11:00 <eon> for getting busted
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I won't believe otherwise
11:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly chris
11:00 <TheRon> like i forgot that mad as hell was on last night
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this time I agree
11:00 <Saemon> nah mate ur just jumping on the bandwagon Bastardly_One
11:00 <Saemon> your sheep.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've said it since day one dickhead
12:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, people to scare
12:00 <Saemon> u follow bray wyatt dont u Bastardly_One
12:00 <TheRon> the new spicks and specks sounds shit, was it??
12:00 <Saemon> #followthebuzzards
12:00 <Saemon> cuz thats all u do
12:00 <Bastardly_One> by going out in public
12:00 <Saemon> u never have an opinion of your own
12:00 <Excessive> somebody called?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
12:00 <Bastardly_One> except
12:00 <Bastardly_One> did you call the cops again?
12:00 <Saemon> bad boysssssss
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if not it's the bitch that has an AVO on him
12:00 <Saemon> watcha gona do?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> y/n?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> quick
12:00 <Saemon> watcha gona do when they com for u
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta go
13:00 <eon> no bitch has avo on me
13:00 <TheRon> 4 cop cars turned up to a house near my place yesterday
13:00 <Saemon> damn
13:00 <Excessive> r u talkin to me?
13:00 <Saemon> overkill
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
13:00 <eon> Excessive u suck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up and answer me
13:00 <Excessive> nah I didn't call anyone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll miss another bus and actually have to walk :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
13:00 <Excessive> I wasn't even around for the last couple of days
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he got 5 cops called on him
14:00 <Saemon> 5 cop cars turned up for that?
14:00 <TheRon> b1 whats the street that rubicon st runs into behind eclipse called??
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know why now ... if not you
14:00 <Saemon> wat a waste of resources
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Yarrowee
14:00 <Saemon> taxpayers money pays for their damn fuel
14:00 <TheRon> nah the next one
14:00 <Saemon> it takes for the 5 cars to drive there
14:00 <Saemon> fuck
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oh oh wtf Is that
14:00 <Bastardly_One> tht's gonna bug me all the way down the street and back now
14:00 <Excessive> wat's  goin on?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but gotta go ... back shortly
14:00 <Bastardly_One> eon, explain to Excessive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if he says he didn't ... he didn't
15:00 <Excessive> is eon chris?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I gtg for a bit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
15:00 <Excessive> k
15:00 <eon> Excessive yesterday i was cleaning place and 5 cops turned up
15:00 <Excessive> well it wasn't me
15:00 <eon> i know
15:00 <Excessive> I was away 
15:00 <eon> your not that mean
15:00 <Excessive> wat happened?
15:00 <dad> the dadbowl
15:00 <B1-not-here> yeah he is
15:00 <B1-not-here> he called the cat team on ya
15:00 <B1-not-here> but if he says he didn't ... he didn't
15:00 <B1-not-here> iMO
16:00 <B1-not-here> *gone for now*
16:00 <milk> hahaha you guys all calling government services on each other?
16:00 <eon> they said they were checking to see if i was ok
16:00 <Excessive> rite
16:00 <eon> i was making lots of noise surposivilty
16:00 <B1-not-here> ah
16:00 <eon> but all i did was vaccum
16:00 <B1-not-here> ffs I am gone *goes*
16:00 <Excessive> is it Cleo10 then?
16:00 <eon> maybe
17:00 <TheRon> haven't heard from her in a while, how's she doing?
17:00 <eon> i called him pedo 3 weeks ago
17:00 <Excessive> TheRon, he*
17:00 <eon> said why you talking to my friend
17:00 <eon> fucken pedo
17:00 <TheRon> i dunno could be
17:00 <Excessive> eon swears Cleo10 is his old neighbour
18:00 <Excessive> posin as a female here and askin other men for obscenities
18:00 <TheRon> eon, did you ever cut the neighbours grass??
18:00 <eon> i fucken wish i had sex
19:00 <eon> not with cleo10 but
19:00 <TheRon> don't you hate when new kids on the block comes on and you know you should fast forward it but.....
19:00 <eon> i used to get smash hits mag
20:00 <eon> back then
20:00 <eon> lolz
20:00 <abc> cool
20:00 <eon> cool
20:00 <eon> ^5
21:00 <TheRon> poor kunny
21:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for him
22:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for you too chris but in a different way
27:00 <ZeroDistance> so im like
28:00 <ZeroDistance> Mary, you gotta be less respectful and just hog my cock
28:00 <ZeroDistance> and she's like, so, so if imma, go down'n that, you gotta least get hard once
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I was all, no shame, I'm a poofter, how'd you expect that?
28:00 <ZeroDistance> what u think ron? u a poofter too?
28:00 <TheRon> jimmi hendrix - along came mary
29:00 <TheRon> i like chicks
29:00 <ZeroDistance> ]Hey man
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Hay man
29:00 <ZeroDistance> Hymen.
29:00 <ZeroDistance> she said.
30:00 <ZeroDistance> ur gay bro stop typing gay shit, type this, brad sucks - dropping out of school xD
30:00 <ZeroDistance> feelin so excited its the best thing that i've ever found feelin suicidal there's not a chance ima commin around
36:00 <doctor> ive often wondered why theres certain impuslive people who commit suicide when you wouldn't exactly call them depressed
37:00 <TheRon> i often wonder why they put out other cokes like vanilla or lime
37:00 <TheRon> they're shit
38:00 <doctor> i think suicide is often but not always unrelated to peoples temperament, some people were just born to kill themselves
38:00 <doctor> yeah im not sure TheRon
39:00 <doctor> i dont think theyd get more people drinking coke just because of the flavor, people who drink the flavored cokes were probably already drinking ordinary coke beforehand
40:00 <ZeroDistance> la la laaaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <doctor> thats why they're never permanent
40:00 <ZeroDistance> baby every single night BRAD SUCKS! ^-^ O_# sunshine in my brain making everyone complain &-*~ r4d1`o in Mye hE4rt ~~oO^ d0N't b beetin' s0 strANGE>>_>''
40:00 <abc> get the right advertising campaign and those other cokes are popular and therefore they make extra cash
40:00 <TheRon> vanilla coke went on for a while
40:00 <ZeroDistance> enf enf Enf ENF ENF ENF!
41:00 <ZeroDistance> who cares
41:00 <ZeroDistance> spoof coke
41:00 <ZeroDistance> u gotta loosen up ronnie start gamblin
41:00 <TheRon> i play poker
41:00 <abc> gambling is for losers
41:00 <doctor> i havent seen vanilla coke in a while
41:00 <abc> thats thats what happens .. you lose
42:00 <doctor> there was the lemon one around a few months back but it tasted horrible
42:00 <TheRon> i'm a skilled poker player
42:00 <abc> how much have you won?
42:00 <TheRon> $100 here and there
43:00 <abc> as long as it more than what you have paid out ... thats not bad
43:00 <doctor> the moments when you lose are more memorable than the times you win
43:00 <TheRon> i like tourney play
43:00 <abc> definitely doctor
43:00 <TheRon> like getting f'd in the a when you have pocket aces
44:00 <ZeroDistance> pokier is cool
44:00 <ZeroDistance> we should play some time
44:00 <ZeroDistance> real money?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> Poker STars? im Seraph Saynt
45:00 <TheRon> $10 buy in?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> dont really care
45:00 <TheRon> or $50?
45:00 <ZeroDistance> i gotta install it again
45:00 <ZeroDistance> havent since reformatted
45:00 <ZeroDistance> got over 7k on there
45:00 <ZeroDistance> real money..
45:00 <TheRon> i got 50 mill on zynga
45:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
45:00 <ZeroDistance> yea i got millions in play money lol
46:00 <TheRon> i pray on idiots
46:00 <ZeroDistance> when i get back on ill play money some b4 real havent played in a year bout nah over
46:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
46:00 <TheRon> prey i eman
46:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i was taught by my best friend after i won my first tourney without ever playin hold'em b4
46:00 <ZeroDistance> he plays for PS
46:00 <ZeroDistance> what's ur fav pockets
46:00 <ZeroDistance> mine are nines
47:00 <ZeroDistance> some reason i hit trips with pock nines more than any other pair
47:00 <TheRon> i consider 9's premiiums, thats as low as i go though
47:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
47:00 <ZeroDistance> got quad 4's one time by accident
48:00 <ZeroDistance> went to fold n didnt
48:00 <TheRon> i'm more of a rock than anything
48:00 <ZeroDistance> lol quads on flop, freaked out
48:00 <ZeroDistance> coz they're 4s ppl werent scared
48:00 <TheRon> i hit a straight flush this morning
48:00 <ZeroDistance> yer man i take it slow 
48:00 <ZeroDistance> nice, u win?
48:00 <ZeroDistance> bet u didnt 
48:00 <TheRon> people get frustrated with me, coz i never play hands
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i always fold b4 that shit happens
48:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
48:00 <ZeroDistance> u should
49:00 <ZeroDistance> im thinkin of fixin my braaaaaain but im afraid i wont feel the saaaaaaaameeeeee
49:00 <ZeroDistance> u gotta play bro or ppl know what ur upto
49:00 <TheRon> i also also think 10 times the blind is all in time so people complain when i start stealing blinds
49:00 <ZeroDistance> bro i won my first tourney by not knowin, then knowin, and then still lettin others deal for me, didnt deal once dude, just talked a lot
50:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah well fuck them
50:00 <TheRon> i just kinda know what hands to play when
50:00 <ZeroDistance> you want to increase yours then do so
50:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah, id like to play u bro 1 on 1
50:00 <ZeroDistance> sometime, on pokerstars if thats cool
50:00 <TheRon> i'm different
51:00 <ZeroDistance> how so?
51:00 <ZeroDistance> oh bro i can shutup n not talk when playin, just used my nervousness to my advantage
52:00 <ZeroDistance> like hadda shut up bein inked before now im loquacious as all hell
52:00 <TheRon> my expression doesn't change much
52:00 <ZeroDistance> that sucks
52:00 <ZeroDistance> nonchalant motherfucker
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
52:00 <TheRon> i also take my time with hands
52:00 <ZeroDistance> i love ticks bro whats the most obvious tick u can think of
53:00 <ZeroDistance> mine's when someone raises their eyebrows ey
53:00 <TheRon> i reckon watch th ehands
53:00 <ZeroDistance> one mate i got, asian dude, a philli, hard to read, beats my ass
53:00 <ZeroDistance> yer?
53:00 <TheRon> the hands behave different
53:00 <ZeroDistance> haha what bout if its some old cunt n his hands're shakin anyhow
53:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
53:00 <ZeroDistance> u get some bimbo walk past, see his shit then ye
54:00 <TheRon> i find most people cand help but play with their hands
54:00 <ZeroDistance> it's true, much as i loved the ink goin in today, my left hand shook a bit, thinkin bout it, wanting it to stop, wouldnt
54:00 <ZeroDistance> i play with my dick
54:00 <TheRon> classy
54:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
54:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
54:00 <ZeroDistance> uno what i mean?
54:00 <ZeroDistance> 'Ballsy'
55:00 <ZeroDistance> do u push ppl when ur comfortable?
55:00 <TheRon> yep
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i mean, dark, like i was to sit inna room with you
55:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
55:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah i shit too sometimes.
55:00 <ZeroDistance> ur prob way better player'n I am
55:00 <BlackDevil> i shit anywhere i want to
55:00 <ZeroDistance> u got poker stars?
55:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
55:00 <ZeroDistance> In the woods Yogi?
55:00 <TheRon> nah, full tilt
56:00 <ZeroDistance> ahh k
56:00 <ZeroDistance> never got into it
56:00 <ZeroDistance> dl PS so we can play, play money, me n u sometime XD <3
56:00 <ZeroDistance> be rad bro!!!
56:00 <TheRon> ok keep bugging me
56:00 <ZeroDistance> ay my shoulder cains from ink, brb cig lol
56:00 <ZeroDistance> i will, ino the real trick :P haha
57:00 <TheRon> i have trouble in casual games because i like to drink
58:00 <TheRon> after while you get bored and start doing more risky shit
00:00 <TheRon> four seasons in one day, lying in the depths of your imagaination
01:00 <ZeroDistance> same
01:00 <ZeroDistance> i drink and i gotta stop bro
01:00 <ZeroDistance> or i lose two thouosand somethin bucks
01:00 <ZeroDistance> shat me off
02:00 <ZeroDistance> wanted to die LOL
02:00 <TheRon> the discipline goes out the window
02:00 <ZeroDistance> but im good. ur prob way better, cant wait to play.
02:00 <ZeroDistance> yer man
02:00 <ZeroDistance> lika slutty slut
02:00 <ZeroDistance> brb lol
02:00 <ZeroDistance> douse this cig bro
02:00 <TheRon> i've learnt to stop chasing straights
02:00 <TheRon> they harldy ever hit
04:00 <TheRon> anybody watch mad as hell last night, was it funny??
04:00 <simba> TheRon most nights https://31.media.tumblr.com/a3155a0b0d6b960d0af8e02dadd2bf0d/tumblr_mlzfh1aqrF1qafcveo3_500.jpg
05:00 <TheRon> too maggotted to get off the couch??
05:00 <TheRon> hows the 420 going??
05:00 <simba> every time you misuse 420 a stoner dies
06:00 <TheRon> excellent
06:00 <simba> no dont
07:00 <TheRon> the two stoner band guys off hale and pace!! lol
08:00 <simba> i was hale in that show
08:00 <simba> we did well
08:00 <TheRon> i was hale
08:00 <TheRon> i even have the first name
10:00 <simba> bob burnquist
11:00 <TheRon> the two stoners in the aussie outback, "we've come out here to find ourselves" an exact double walks past, "oh look there we are!"
12:00 <TheRon> we need another ron on irc
13:00 <ZeroDistance> sorry man
13:00 <ZeroDistance> readin now
13:00 <ZeroDistance> was outside cig
13:00 <ZeroDistance> starin at tat gonna jump in shower wash it off
14:00 <ZeroDistance> love to play u even if im taken lol
14:00 <TheRon> could you please say that with less shower talk?
14:00 <simba> "youre going to be taken" - liam taken, taken
16:00 <TheRon> pandas your taken the movie review?
17:00 <TheRon> in a word, should liam neeson be making taken movies??
18:00 <ZeroDistance> oh yea tat looks so good
18:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta take camera upstairs get pic
18:00 <simba> taken 2 isnt very good and wasnt needed which can be said about every 2
18:00 <ZeroDistance> lol simba
18:00 <ZeroDistance> well
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i liked it
18:00 <ZeroDistance> didnt love it
18:00 <simba> but number 1 was SicCk
18:00 <ZeroDistance> but he did show he was tired in it
18:00 <simba> no it was good i am bein harsh
18:00 <ZeroDistance> his fightin changed u notice?
18:00 <TheRon> taken is no lethal weapon
18:00 <ZeroDistance> yea ino
18:00 <ZeroDistance> id be harsh too
19:00 <simba> is he more stealthy?
19:00 <ZeroDistance> nah
19:00 <ZeroDistance> slower
19:00 <simba> just older
19:00 <ZeroDistance> kinda shows, like how much shit he's had to endure
19:00 <ZeroDistance> yer older!
19:00 <ZeroDistance> thassit
19:00 <ZeroDistance> he fights the same way just looks slower to match the shit he's been thru
19:00 <TheRon> what happened to danny glover after the lethal weapon movies??
19:00 <simba> those movies had a lot of metal gear solid type stealth for mine it was cool the way the music would come in when they were on alert and the way he would Neutralise kents, he should be solid snake 
19:00 <ZeroDistance> prob the best sequel ive seen in a long time
20:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah bro
20:00 <ZeroDistance> lol i wana post MGS lego now haha
20:00 <ZeroDistance> BOX MOVES BRO.
20:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
20:00 <simba> i swear the part on the boat in the first movie drew inspiration from MGS
24:00 <simba> big ronald is always watching https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01q8nANnz1qzamioo1_500.jpg
25:00 <TheRon> indeed
26:00 <sober_judge> Hi all
26:00 <TheRon> hello
27:00 <sober_judge> Sup theron
27:00 <TheRon> beers
27:00 <sober_judge> Nice
27:00 <TheRon> watched the cricket last night, a bit sleep deprived
27:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
27:00 <sober_judge> Aussie Aussie aussie
28:00 <abc> watching cricket puts me to sleep
28:00 <TheRon> let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah
28:00 <couleurs> lol
28:00 <sober_judge> Lol
29:00 <TheRon> couleurs the cats won last night
29:00 <couleurs> carn teh cates
29:00 <sober_judge> Fuck the catters
29:00 <TheRon> what a game
30:00 <abc> lol
30:00 <Shadowgate> abc said lol his funny lol
30:00 <TheRon> just a small question what is it with eddie mcguire and bitching??
30:00 <sober_judge> 2 fucking points
31:00 <TheRon> yep
31:00 <sober_judge> Shithouse
31:00 <TheRon> the cats wanted it more
31:00 <abc> lolling at birdbutts nick
31:00 <couleurs> drinken wine n lissening 2 depressing music n u
31:00 <TheRon> geelong wasn't playing their best stuff
31:00 <TheRon> couleurs, cheap wine and a 3 day growth?
31:00 <sober_judge> Lol cheap wine?
31:00 <couleurs> yea
32:00 <couleurs> going 2 grow a beard maybe who cares i've given up
32:00 <TheRon> madness - house of fun
32:00 <sober_judge> Beards rock
32:00 <TheRon> i like a landing strip
32:00 <simba> baby give it up give it up baby give it up na na na na na na na na na na
32:00 <sober_judge> My mum has a goatee
33:00 <TheRon> italian?
33:00 <sober_judge> Hi simba
33:00 <birdbutts> http://www.etsy.com/au/listing/178619729/bobs-burgers-animal-anus-watercolor?ref=sr_gallery_38&ga_search_query=bobs+burgers&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=AU&ga_page=1&ga_search_type=all
34:00 <birdbutts> i feel so dizzy every time the chat moves my head spins
35:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to jimmy barnes with the tin lids
36:00 <sober_judge> Tip tip hollow tip toe ima g ....motherfucka you don't know me
38:00 <Doodle> profound
38:00 <TheRon> that's amazing
39:00 <Bastardly_One> who took you ban off?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> good he's fucked off again
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy at greens in the mall just offered me a job
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird
40:00 <TheRon> nice doing what?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> baking
40:00 <TheRon> you bake?
40:00 <TheRon> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... bakers lungs on top of my own shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh thanks
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, he was gonna supervise me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
41:00 <TheRon> baking, weed! lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he loves me
41:00 <Excessive> fckn possum ate mah apple ttree
41:00 <Excessive> -t
41:00 <Excessive> :(
42:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwww
42:00 <Excessive> fckn gonnah set up a light and grow one in here till it's big enough so that they won't eat it
42:00 <TheRon> HEY MA!! GET OFF THE DAMN ROOF!
44:00 <TheRon> i think we need another election
44:00 <simba> hydroponic apples
44:00 <TheRon> the wa vote was rigged, so was clive palmers vote
44:00 <Excessive> election fo wat?
44:00 <TheRon> federal
45:00 <couleurs> vote 4 me n i'll make all you're dreams coem true
45:00 <TheRon> and i don't like this tony abbott prick
45:00 <Excessive> well gd luck wif that
45:00 <abc> hopefully someone will assassinate abbott
45:00 <TheRon> oh carn
45:00 <simba> why so u can vote in another dickhead and complain about him
45:00 <simba> fuck politics 
45:00 <TheRon> yes but...
46:00 <Excessive> it's got to do with more than jus voting
46:00 <TheRon> i never actually complained about gillard and rudd
47:00 <Excessive> it's like sayin, I bought a BM and I put merc wheels on it .......... but I don't like it now ........... so I'm gonnah buy a merc now
47:00 <simba> whats like saying that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up about this subject
48:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 it' useless talking to a right winged tool
48:00 <Bastardly_One> innit Excessive? :)
48:00 <TheRon> like andrew bolt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or Excessive
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
48:00 <simba> i wonder what that analogy was for
48:00 <simba> is he calling tony abbott a merc?
48:00 <Excessive> fckn left handed tewl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to the 1950s
49:00 <couleurs> should've used ford/holden analogy dumbass
49:00 <TheRon> joe hockey knows fuck all about economics, he's an economist
49:00 <simba> the folden hord
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a good member for parliarment though
49:00 <Excessive> well fight em then
50:00 <Excessive> :)
50:00 <TheRon> yes i am a yes minister fan
50:00 <Bastardly_One> My family has had to get him to do shit
50:00 <simba> right wing left wing..... Same Bird
52:00 <Excessive> though if u donno how to fight, stay outtah zah fight
52:00 <Excessive> :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> would it be wrong to tell My mate he's clearly dating a man? ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1891053_10152233852436031_504360540_n.jpg
52:00 <TheRon> man hands?
53:00 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's his defacto wife
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but she still looks like a man there
53:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the years in Iraq
54:00 <Bastardly_One> made him like the bum
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know ... soldiers and all
54:00 <simba> lol at his male wife and his backgammon board tattoo
54:00 <birdbutts> flowre
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <couleurs> she looks bichy as fukc
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually the dude who pulled the kids from the van in the wikileaks Collatoral Murder vid
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like ... wanna see a new pic of tammy and I?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to be nice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that hurt
56:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like a fucking man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
56:00 <couleurs> Tommy Looks Beautiful :)
56:00 <couleurs> whoops!!!!!!!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's running for lt gov of Kansas
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hope the media don't get hold of the fact he's defacto to a man
58:00 <Excessive> for or from?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as in for office
59:00 <Excessive> :D
59:00 <Bastardly_One> with another chick as the Gov on their ticket
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hope they win
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they've a state full of corrupt cops
00:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
00:00 <Excessive> fort wat party?
00:00 <TheRon> hilary clinton, she was the most powerful woman in the world and i her to overpower me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> independant but I'd say Republican prefrences
01:00 <Excessive> kool
01:00 <TheRon> i want her to subject me to some crippling sanctions
01:00 <Excessive> mah next project
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you want the devil to rape you?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the devil that cunt
02:00 <Excessive> fckn democrats r like Labor here
02:00 <Excessive> kindah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong
02:00 <Bastardly_One> go research :)
03:00 <Excessive> well I'd rather the republicans
03:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Walt Disney really runs the US
03:00 <TheRon> mickey mouse
03:00 <Bastardly_One> his frozen head
04:00 <Bastardly_One> talks through Mickey Mouse
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep TheRon
04:00 <TheRon> seen mickey mouse on south park
04:00 <Excessive> everyone takes the piss outtah whatever puppet is in power
05:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly why I'm a bipartisan libertarian
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> who borders on socialism on any given day
05:00 <simba> im a human
05:00 <simba> nice to meet you
05:00 <Excessive> socialism
06:00 <Excessive> wat's urs is mine
06:00 <Excessive> and wat's mine is mine to keep
06:00 <Excessive> :D
06:00 <Bastardly_One> some of my ideas are definitely socialist
06:00 <Bastardly_One> pisses me off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ...
06:00 <TheRon> i'm left leaning'
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so left
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I slant left when I walk
06:00 <Excessive> goin backwards
06:00 <Excessive> once in a while
07:00 <Excessive> give it a try
07:00 <Excessive> wat do u believe, wat do u belive
07:00 <Excessive> wat do u believe is tru
07:00 <Excessive> e
07:00 <Bastardly_One> stop singing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll link songs
08:00 <TheRon> i believe education is better than incarceration 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and simba hates that as they're usually shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and he'll hurt you
08:00 <Excessive> simba hurtin me?
08:00 <Excessive> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fo' sho'
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we're a gang haven't you heard
08:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
08:00 <Excessive> should I cry or should I laugh?
09:00 <TheRon> working hard to make a living, bringing shelter from the rain.......
09:00 <Bastardly_One> laugh until you cry
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck knows we do
09:00 <Excessive> yeah I'll laugh with tears comin
09:00 <simba> Excessive looks exactly like beagle theyre built like malnourished sixty year old women, i couldnt bring myself to hurting him
10:00 <simba> ps. Hahahahahahaha.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the PS
10:00 <simba> <Excessive> havent you heard bird is the word
10:00 <Excessive> fck that Barnsy add bro
10:00 <TheRon> bird bird bird is the word
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to admit all to Lwaxana
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but she left
11:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
11:00 <Excessive> admit wat?
11:00 <whencanibehappy> what do you do for work bastardly?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, was gonna make it up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what do I do for work?
11:00 <whencanibehappy> yes
11:00 <whencanibehappy> honest answer
11:00 <Bastardly_One> answer the prayers of the faithful
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a deity
12:00 <whencanibehappy> deitician?
12:00 <TheRon> why is it when a man stands to pee it's normal but when a woman does it it's "strange!"?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> deity
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I answer the prayers of the devoted
12:00 <whencanibehappy> i dont know what that is
12:00 <whencanibehappy> oh ok , you molest children
12:00 <Bastardly_One> a God
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
12:00 <whencanibehappy> it figures
12:00 <Excessive> doG
12:00 <whencanibehappy> rock spider
12:00 <TheRon> doge?
12:00 <whencanibehappy> you heard it here folks
12:00 <TheRon> rock lobster?
13:00 <whencanibehappy> half the room are spiders
13:00 <Excessive> BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
13:00 <whencanibehappy> all the spiders go quiet
14:00 <whencanibehappy> what do you do for work bastardly?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> must be time to troll some americans ... you people are fucking boring
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you ffs
14:00 <TheRon> i be in bed soon watching the cricket
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I answer the prayers of the faitful
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *faithful
14:00 <Excessive> wat do u do for work Bastardly_One?
14:00 <whencanibehappy> you got no job
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Sundays I have the da off
14:00 <whencanibehappy> nowonder your on here
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *day
14:00 <whencanibehappy> fucking pedophile
14:00 <TheRon> hey hey language geez
15:00 <Shadowgate> whencanibehappy is really funny lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> love how the ops only pay attention when they feel like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit would get banned later on
15:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmm dolmades
15:00 <TheRon> ops are hardly ever on
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
16:00 <Excessive> ate half a tin already
16:00 <TheRon> have half a dozen tinnies
16:00 <Excessive> nah this jus a snack
16:00 <Excessive> have got baby occy fo dinnah
17:00 <TheRon> don't overcook
17:00 <Excessive> aye
17:00 <whencanibehappy> thanks shadowgate
17:00 <whencanibehappy> its easy
18:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 ice cream
18:00 <Excessive> nah
18:00 <TheRon> i like gellato
18:00 <TheRon> lemon and chocolate
19:00 <couleurs> k
19:00 <TheRon> maybe coffee
19:00 <birdbutts> whats the best charity 4 giving all your unwanted crap 2?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> which state are you in?
19:00 <whencanibehappy> give it to me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it matters
19:00 <birdbutts> nsw
19:00 <whencanibehappy> ill take it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> st vinnies
19:00 <Excessive> vinnies
19:00 <whencanibehappy> what do you have?
19:00 <whencanibehappy> ill pay you if itss ok
19:00 <birdbutts> and a sad state
20:00 <TheRon> we can't get good gellato in ballarat
20:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, no? I don't like it so never noticed
20:00 <whencanibehappy> pm me birdbutts
20:00 <whencanibehappy> we work out something
20:00 <TheRon> it's the best jerry
20:00 <TheRon> the best
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I know we have nowhere that does soberts well
48:00 <lumeah> hi ZeroDistance
48:00 <Immutable> because of the 90 9 1 rule?
48:00 <lumeah> hi ZeroDistance
48:00 <Immutable> because of the 90 9 1 rule?
49:00 <lumeah> well why lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> sure
49:00 <Immutable> lumeah, wants to know if you'd have sex with a chick on her rags
49:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn go fake it
49:00 <lumeah> well ?
49:00 <lumeah> some guys do 
49:00 <lumeah> lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> lumeah want to know if a guy is a pussy? ^^
49:00 <Immutable> some girls get really horny on their periods
49:00 <lumeah> more like it lol 
49:00 <lumeah> i have to put up with it so do you ! 
49:00 <lumeah> well why lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> sure
49:00 <Immutable> lumeah, wants to know if you'd have sex with a chick on her rags
49:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn go fake it
49:00 <lumeah> well ?
49:00 <lumeah> some guys do 
49:00 <lumeah> lol
49:00 <ZeroDistance> lumeah want to know if a guy is a pussy? ^^
49:00 <Immutable> some girls get really horny on their periods
49:00 <lumeah> more like it lol 
49:00 <lumeah> i have to put up with it so do you ! 
50:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahahaha
50:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i so bla bla BLA 
50:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
50:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta go walk
50:00 <ZeroDistance> legs move uno
50:00 <Immutable> blood isn't the best kind of lubricant
50:00 <Serenity> just a bit of blood
50:00 <Serenity> etc
50:00 <lumeah> wooooose
50:00 <whencanibehappy> anyone want to see what stallionHrv wrote to me/
50:00 <whencanibehappy> ?
50:00 <lumeah> it is just a bit lol 
50:00 <KidCrusher> tears make the best lube
50:00 <Immutable> some girls have heavy periods some have light periods
50:00 <ZeroDistance> hahahahaha
50:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
50:00 <ZeroDistance> i so bla bla BLA 
50:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
50:00 <ZeroDistance> gotta go walk
50:00 <ZeroDistance> legs move uno
50:00 <Immutable> blood isn't the best kind of lubricant
50:00 <Serenity> just a bit of blood
50:00 <Serenity> etc
50:00 <lumeah> wooooose
50:00 <whencanibehappy> anyone want to see what stallionHrv wrote to me/
50:00 <whencanibehappy> ?
50:00 <lumeah> it is just a bit lol 
50:00 <KidCrusher> tears make the best lube
50:00 <Immutable> some girls have heavy periods some have light periods
51:00 <Immutable> can't do much with the heavy chicks
51:00 <lumeah> true
51:00 <lumeah> or the chick just has more to clean up
51:00 <lumeah> lol
51:00 <lumeah> shower?
51:00 <lumeah> woooses 
51:00 <KidCrusher> when the river runs red take the dirt track instead
51:00 <Serenity> if i had sex on my rags it would look like a nightmare on elm st movie
51:00 <lumeah> shit isn't better! 
51:00 <Immutable> can't do much with the heavy chicks
51:00 <lumeah> true
51:00 <lumeah> or the chick just has more to clean up
51:00 <lumeah> lol
51:00 <lumeah> shower?
51:00 <lumeah> woooses 
51:00 <KidCrusher> when the river runs red take the dirt track instead
51:00 <Serenity> if i had sex on my rags it would look like a nightmare on elm st movie
51:00 <lumeah> shit isn't better! 
52:00 <Immutable> eh shower sex is sometimes good meh
52:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck man
52:00 <KidCrusher> if theres shit in that bit of the colon you need to take a shit
52:00 <ZeroDistance> dud3e
52:00 <ZeroDistance> DUDE
52:00 <ZeroDistance> u think bout any thing but dick and pussy
52:00 <ZeroDistance> u fucking pm me man
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ill be the first guy says suck my dick.
52:00 <lumeah> hahah
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ur such a fucking homo
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
52:00 <Immutable> eh shower sex is sometimes good meh
52:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck man
52:00 <KidCrusher> if theres shit in that bit of the colon you need to take a shit
52:00 <ZeroDistance> dud3e
52:00 <ZeroDistance> DUDE
52:00 <ZeroDistance> u think bout any thing but dick and pussy
52:00 <ZeroDistance> u fucking pm me man
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ill be the first guy says suck my dick.
52:00 <lumeah> hahah
52:00 <ZeroDistance> ur such a fucking homo
52:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
53:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck man
53:00 <Excessive> bbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppp
53:00 <ZeroDistance> like none these dudes
53:00 <Immutable> <ZeroDistance> ill be the first guy says suck my dick. <ZeroDistance> ur such a fucking homo
53:00 <ZeroDistance> ever seen a woman sides their mum
53:00 <lumeah> so suck your own dick when it's been up a shit pipe 
53:00 <ZeroDistance> I wear high heels Immutable step in oil.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> blow me cunt.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> not on here, say, twenny four seven, tryina get a root ffs
53:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck man
53:00 <Excessive> bbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppp
53:00 <ZeroDistance> like none these dudes
53:00 <Immutable> <ZeroDistance> ill be the first guy says suck my dick. <ZeroDistance> ur such a fucking homo
53:00 <ZeroDistance> ever seen a woman sides their mum
53:00 <lumeah> so suck your own dick when it's been up a shit pipe 
53:00 <ZeroDistance> I wear high heels Immutable step in oil.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> blow me cunt.
53:00 <ZeroDistance> not on here, say, twenny four seven, tryina get a root ffs
54:00 <ZeroDistance> u dudes just piss me off man, Picard n shit
54:00 <Immutable> rofl
54:00 <Excessive> fck orrff already whencanibehappy
54:00 <ZeroDistance> not funny.
54:00 <Immutable> there used to be a guy in #sydney who was a black guy that wore tin foil
54:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
54:00 <ZeroDistance> bet he has something now
54:00 <ZeroDistance> assuming, you made the other choice
54:00 <ZeroDistance> s'posing you did. fgt.
54:00 <ZeroDistance> u dudes just piss me off man, Picard n shit
54:00 <Immutable> rofl
54:00 <Excessive> fck orrff already whencanibehappy
54:00 <ZeroDistance> not funny.
54:00 <Immutable> there used to be a guy in #sydney who was a black guy that wore tin foil
54:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
54:00 <ZeroDistance> bet he has something now
54:00 <ZeroDistance> assuming, you made the other choice
54:00 <ZeroDistance> s'posing you did. fgt.
55:00 <Immutable> he fucking went berzerk when he found out I wasn't a 13 year old chick from sweden
55:00 <KidCrusher> what is it with whencanibehappy and pedos
55:00 <Immutable> like 400 pages of bullshit before he got banned
55:00 <ZeroDistance> tear drop on the fire
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-frM2Lf8KE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Nightmare on Elm Street - Glen's Death (Nov 5, 2011) 1:06 - Category: Film and Animation - 142,125 views - 234 likes (97.1%), 7 dislikes (2.9%)
55:00 <Serenity> thats what period sex is like
55:00 <ZeroDistance> <3 sezz
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i remember that
55:00 <ZeroDistance> u cunt
55:00 <Serenity> hahaha
55:00 <ZeroDistance> ima stab you in the FACE!
55:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
55:00 <Immutable> he fucking went berzerk when he found out I wasn't a 13 year old chick from sweden
55:00 <KidCrusher> what is it with whencanibehappy and pedos
55:00 <Immutable> like 400 pages of bullshit before he got banned
55:00 <ZeroDistance> tear drop on the fire
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-frM2Lf8KE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Nightmare on Elm Street - Glen's Death (Nov 5, 2011) 1:06 - Category: Film and Animation - 142,125 views - 234 likes (97.1%), 7 dislikes (2.9%)
55:00 <Serenity> thats what period sex is like
55:00 <ZeroDistance> <3 sezz
55:00 <ZeroDistance> i remember that
55:00 <ZeroDistance> u cunt
55:00 <Serenity> hahaha
55:00 <ZeroDistance> ima stab you in the FACE!
55:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
56:00 <Excessive> is that the bit when he  gets pulled down into the bed and blood spurts out Serenity?
56:00 <Serenity> yes.
56:00 <Excessive> yep
56:00 <lumeah> you guys seriously lol
56:00 <ZeroDistance> i put Killing Them Softly on for new neighbourh, had dinner n shit come back, watch rest, he loves it
56:00 <lumeah> woosses
56:00 <ZeroDistance> i want the screams back hahaha id so put 4 on
56:00 <ZeroDistance> lumyeah wot?
56:00 <Immutable> yeah I remember that happening to me
56:00 <Excessive> is that the bit when he  gets pulled down into the bed and blood spurts out Serenity?
56:00 <Serenity> yes.
56:00 <Excessive> yep
56:00 <lumeah> you guys seriously lol
56:00 <ZeroDistance> i put Killing Them Softly on for new neighbourh, had dinner n shit come back, watch rest, he loves it
56:00 <lumeah> woosses
56:00 <ZeroDistance> i want the screams back hahaha id so put 4 on
56:00 <ZeroDistance> lumyeah wot?
56:00 <Immutable> yeah I remember that happening to me
57:00 <whencanibehappy> kid crusher is scared now
57:00 <Serenity> of?
57:00 <ZeroDistance> gay
57:00 <KidCrusher> Maurice is havin sex rihjt now
57:00 <ZeroDistance> Wesley Crusher
57:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
57:00 <Immutable> what a shit movie
57:00 <lumeah> lol
57:00 <ZeroDistance> u fag whencanibehappy
57:00 <ZeroDistance> go die dude
57:00 <Immutable> if that much blood came out he'd be a fucking prune
57:00 <ZeroDistance> string it n rope it bro.
57:00 <whencanibehappy> kid crusher is scared now
57:00 <Serenity> of?
57:00 <ZeroDistance> gay
57:00 <KidCrusher> Maurice is havin sex rihjt now
57:00 <ZeroDistance> Wesley Crusher
57:00 <ZeroDistance> nice
57:00 <Immutable> what a shit movie
57:00 <lumeah> lol
57:00 <ZeroDistance> u fag whencanibehappy
57:00 <ZeroDistance> go die dude
57:00 <Immutable> if that much blood came out he'd be a fucking prune
57:00 <ZeroDistance> string it n rope it bro.
58:00 <Serenity> how dare you say that about nightmare on elm street
58:00 <Serenity> what the complete fuck is wrong with you
58:00 <Immutable> people are idiots
58:00 <Maurice> I am
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel bad
58:00 <Serenity> its absolute film royalty..
58:00 <Serenity> wtf
58:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
58:00 <Immutable> :/
58:00 <Serenity> how dare you say that about nightmare on elm street
58:00 <Serenity> what the complete fuck is wrong with you
58:00 <Immutable> people are idiots
58:00 <Maurice> I am
58:00 <ZeroDistance> i feel bad
58:00 <Serenity> its absolute film royalty..
58:00 <Serenity> wtf
58:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
58:00 <Immutable> :/
00:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
00:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <whencanibehappy> yep
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <whencanibehappy> im 15 btw
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <whencanibehappy> u?
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <Calin> im a pedo too
01:00 <Excessive> whencanibehappy, ever heard of Cleo10, aka Jonquil .......... an old man pretending to be a woman and asking other men on here for obscenities .......... u're jus as bad, except that ur sickness involves u pretending to be a young teen
01:00 <KidCrusher> fuck off
01:00 <Immutable> if you want syringe fingers look at the tale of the cracked fox by the mighty boosh
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <whencanibehappy> yep
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <whencanibehappy> im 15 btw
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <whencanibehappy> u?
01:00 <whencanibehappy> <Calin> im a pedo too
01:00 <Excessive> whencanibehappy, ever heard of Cleo10, aka Jonquil .......... an old man pretending to be a woman and asking other men on here for obscenities .......... u're jus as bad, except that ur sickness involves u pretending to be a young teen
01:00 <KidCrusher> fuck off
01:00 <Immutable> if you want syringe fingers look at the tale of the cracked fox by the mighty boosh
02:00 <Excessive> thnaks fo that Serenity :D
02:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTPXfz8-8A
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mighty Boosh 0304 The Strange Tale Of The Crack Fox (Jan 30, 2014) 28:31 - Category: Comedy - 2,370 views - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <Immutable> there you go
02:00 <Excessive> thnaks fo that Serenity :D
02:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTPXfz8-8A
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mighty Boosh 0304 The Strange Tale Of The Crack Fox (Jan 30, 2014) 28:31 - Category: Comedy - 2,370 views - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <Immutable> there you go
06:00 <mrgrumpy> <Excessive> whencanibehappy, ever heard of Cleo10, aka Jonquil .......... an old man pretending to be a woman <-- No wonder they never liked it up the bum... :P
06:00 <lumeah> Can you argue about something else please 
06:00 <lumeah> it's getting OLD!!! 
06:00 <mrgrumpy> <Excessive> whencanibehappy, ever heard of Cleo10, aka Jonquil .......... an old man pretending to be a woman <-- No wonder they never liked it up the bum... :P
06:00 <lumeah> Can you argue about something else please 
06:00 <lumeah> it's getting OLD!!! 
08:00 <couleurs> I Hate... Manure
08:00 <Calin> yes it's over, let's move on
08:00 <Calin> Hi Adolf !
08:00 <couleurs> I Hate... Manure
08:00 <Calin> yes it's over, let's move on
08:00 <Calin> Hi Adolf !
09:00 <Adolf> heil
09:00 <Adolf> heil
10:00 <KidCrusher> still going LOL
10:00 <KidCrusher> *07:09:33 PM* <whencanibehappy> you are pedo right?
10:00 <KidCrusher> *07:09:35 PM* <whencanibehappy> young girls?
10:00 <KidCrusher> still going LOL
10:00 <KidCrusher> *07:09:33 PM* <whencanibehappy> you are pedo right?
10:00 <KidCrusher> *07:09:35 PM* <whencanibehappy> young girls?
11:00 <couleurs> k
11:00 <couleurs> k
13:00 <lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=541219795969848&set=vb.100002454964444&type=2&theater   thats cool! 
13:00 <lumeah> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=541219795969848&set=vb.100002454964444&type=2&theater   thats cool! 
14:00 <Excessive> u know u gottah run avg when ur mouse doesn't behave like it should
14:00 <Excessive> fckn irc trolls
14:00 <Calin> haha that's mad lumeah
14:00 <mrgrumpy> or make sure there's not a pube covering the laser
14:00 <Excessive> u know u gottah run avg when ur mouse doesn't behave like it should
14:00 <Excessive> fckn irc trolls
14:00 <Calin> haha that's mad lumeah
14:00 <mrgrumpy> or make sure there's not a pube covering the laser
16:00 <lumeah> sure is ahy ? 
16:00 <Serenity> [7:05pm] <whencanibehappy> Hey mate , i think someone has made a mistake -lol
16:00 <lumeah> sure is ahy ? 
16:00 <Serenity> [7:05pm] <whencanibehappy> Hey mate , i think someone has made a mistake -lol
17:00 <Excessive> lmfao Serenity
17:00 <beehhh> me getting lenovo G500s
17:00 <Excessive> y does lenevo sound russian?
17:00 <beehhh> when someone is happy
17:00 <Excessive> lenovo*
17:00 <johninja> myspacebarisbroken:(
17:00 <Excessive> lmfao Serenity
17:00 <beehhh> me getting lenovo G500s
17:00 <Excessive> y does lenevo sound russian?
17:00 <beehhh> when someone is happy
17:00 <Excessive> lenovo*
17:00 <johninja> myspacebarisbroken:(
18:00 <beehhh> cause its 15'6"
18:00 <beehhh> n cheaper
18:00 <Calin> haha johninja i remember that happened to me, i copied a space into my clipboard and used crtl + V for space
18:00 <Calin> it was annoying as shit
18:00 <beehhh> slim n faster
18:00 <lumeah> o0o0oh man
18:00 <johninja> lolnice
18:00 <johninja> and yeah
18:00 <johninja> i was joking..abit
18:00 <beehhh> i booked it today
18:00 <lumeah> hjahaha
18:00 <Adolf> yeah what you wearing
18:00 <lumeah> clothes
18:00 <beehhh> cant trust when bf selling gf
18:00 <Adolf> thats hot
18:00 <johninja> leiderhausen
18:00 <beehhh> cause its 15'6"
18:00 <beehhh> n cheaper
18:00 <Calin> haha johninja i remember that happened to me, i copied a space into my clipboard and used crtl + V for space
18:00 <Calin> it was annoying as shit
18:00 <beehhh> slim n faster
18:00 <lumeah> o0o0oh man
18:00 <johninja> lolnice
18:00 <johninja> and yeah
18:00 <johninja> i was joking..abit
18:00 <beehhh> i booked it today
18:00 <lumeah> hjahaha
18:00 <Adolf> yeah what you wearing
18:00 <lumeah> clothes
18:00 <beehhh> cant trust when bf selling gf
18:00 <Adolf> thats hot
18:00 <johninja> leiderhausen
19:00 <beehhh> two to tango
19:00 <johninja> tango and cash
19:00 <johninja> solid movie
19:00 <beehhh> soil movie is lonesurvival this year
19:00 <beehhh> two to tango
19:00 <johninja> tango and cash
19:00 <johninja> solid movie
19:00 <beehhh> soil movie is lonesurvival this year
20:00 <beehhh> solid*
20:00 <Calin> johninja that movie has a dude in it with the biggest jaw i have ever seen
20:00 <Calin> http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/18909-18946.jpg
20:00 <beehhh> victorian cross
20:00 <Adolf> jay leno wasnt in tango and cash
20:00 <johninja> "holy shit man did you see him shoot that petrol tanker, wow" "yeah it was pretty rad" "yeah what if it blew up""shuttup i'm trying to watch the movie"
20:00 <Calin> badom tish
20:00 <Adolf> thank you
20:00 <Adolf> i'll be here all week
20:00 <beehhh> solid*
20:00 <Calin> johninja that movie has a dude in it with the biggest jaw i have ever seen
20:00 <Calin> http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/18909-18946.jpg
20:00 <beehhh> victorian cross
20:00 <Adolf> jay leno wasnt in tango and cash
20:00 <johninja> "holy shit man did you see him shoot that petrol tanker, wow" "yeah it was pretty rad" "yeah what if it blew up""shuttup i'm trying to watch the movie"
20:00 <Calin> badom tish
20:00 <Adolf> thank you
20:00 <Adolf> i'll be here all week
21:00 <beehhh> this guy is sexy
21:00 <johninja> lol@leno joke
21:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz
21:00 <johninja> took me that long to get
21:00 <ZeroDistance> i was inspired by u
21:00 <ZeroDistance> so bought a bottle of Honey <3
21:00 <beehhh> today i bought 5lt of peter vella n 500gm of organic chilean greenleap mussle and 6 big lemons dont know what to cook
21:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
21:00 <beehhh> this guy is sexy
21:00 <johninja> lol@leno joke
21:00 <ZeroDistance> sezz
21:00 <johninja> took me that long to get
21:00 <ZeroDistance> i was inspired by u
21:00 <ZeroDistance> so bought a bottle of Honey <3
21:00 <beehhh> today i bought 5lt of peter vella n 500gm of organic chilean greenleap mussle and 6 big lemons dont know what to cook
21:00 <ZeroDistance> xD
22:00 <Calin> beehhh when live gives you lemons ... 
22:00 <johninja> oh yeah..i was going to come on the other day to see if anyone got what was funny about this pic
22:00 <johninja> but decided against it
22:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1890999_536395443125480_1663408896_n.jpg 
22:00 <Calin> beehhh when live gives you lemons ... 
22:00 <johninja> oh yeah..i was going to come on the other day to see if anyone got what was funny about this pic
22:00 <johninja> but decided against it
22:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1890999_536395443125480_1663408896_n.jpg 
23:00 <johninja> what is the joke?
23:00 <johninja> i really don't get it
23:00 <Calin> Castanets
23:00 <Calin> they are a percussion instrument like maracas
23:00 <johninja> oh..is that a thing?
23:00 <Calin> sounds like "cast the nets"
23:00 <johninja> ahhh
23:00 <johninja> thanks
23:00 <Calin> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castanets
23:00 <Calin> :)
23:00 <Adolf> i was the best castanet player in primary school
23:00 <lumeah> i got it 
23:00 <johninja> what is the joke?
23:00 <johninja> i really don't get it
23:00 <Calin> Castanets
23:00 <Calin> they are a percussion instrument like maracas
23:00 <johninja> oh..is that a thing?
23:00 <Calin> sounds like "cast the nets"
23:00 <johninja> ahhh
23:00 <johninja> thanks
23:00 <Calin> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castanets
23:00 <Calin> :)
23:00 <Adolf> i was the best castanet player in primary school
23:00 <lumeah> i got it 
24:00 <lumeah> lol
24:00 <StallionHrv> i prefered the triangle
24:00 <johninja> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Pierre-Auguste_Renoir_-_Dancing_girl_with_castanets.jpg 
24:00 <johninja> that is lumeah
24:00 <lumeah> lol
24:00 <StallionHrv> i prefered the triangle
24:00 <johninja> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Pierre-Auguste_Renoir_-_Dancing_girl_with_castanets.jpg 
24:00 <johninja> that is lumeah
25:00 <lumeah> is it ? 
25:00 <johninja> apparently
25:00 <lumeah> lol 
25:00 <lumeah> okl.. 
25:00 <johninja> i'mgoingto edit it on wikipedia 
25:00 <johninja> so it will be now...
25:00 <lumeah> well at lest oit
25:00 <lumeah> it's not derogatory
25:00 <johninja> notreally
25:00 <johninja> i would hit it
25:00 <lumeah> is it ? 
25:00 <johninja> apparently
25:00 <lumeah> lol 
25:00 <lumeah> okl.. 
25:00 <johninja> i'mgoingto edit it on wikipedia 
25:00 <johninja> so it will be now...
25:00 <lumeah> well at lest oit
25:00 <lumeah> it's not derogatory
25:00 <johninja> notreally
25:00 <johninja> i would hit it
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont get this
26:00 <lumeah> just once tho 
26:00 <Adolf> i did a pretty mean improv of ze deutsche nationalhymne
26:00 <lumeah> lol
26:00 <ZeroDistance> either xbox servers r down
26:00 <ZeroDistance> or mine
26:00 <ZeroDistance> is being a cunt
26:00 <johninja> yeh as long as my mates didn'tfind out
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i think id rather ring lumeah
26:00 <ZeroDistance> than deal with this shit
26:00 <ZeroDistance> what's ur number lumeah?
26:00 <johninja> yeh
26:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
26:00 <johninja> you can talk to ZeroDistance
26:00 <johninja> first
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont get this
26:00 <lumeah> just once tho 
26:00 <Adolf> i did a pretty mean improv of ze deutsche nationalhymne
26:00 <lumeah> lol
26:00 <ZeroDistance> either xbox servers r down
26:00 <ZeroDistance> or mine
26:00 <ZeroDistance> is being a cunt
26:00 <johninja> yeh as long as my mates didn'tfind out
26:00 <ZeroDistance> i think id rather ring lumeah
26:00 <ZeroDistance> than deal with this shit
26:00 <ZeroDistance> what's ur number lumeah?
26:00 <johninja> yeh
26:00 <ZeroDistance> bbs
26:00 <johninja> you can talk to ZeroDistance
26:00 <johninja> first
27:00 <johninja> if he gives you good reviews i might be interested
27:00 <johninja> B-, kept sniffing a lot, said it was hayfever, would only call again ifreally lonely/bored
27:00 <johninja> if he gives you good reviews i might be interested
27:00 <johninja> B-, kept sniffing a lot, said it was hayfever, would only call again ifreally lonely/bored
28:00 <beehhh> goodness in petervela
28:00 <beehhh> goodness in petervela
29:00 <beehhh> think i cook mussle tonight
29:00 <lumeah> my number is 35 
29:00 <lumeah> lol
29:00 <Picard> 69
29:00 <johninja> that awkward moment when you discover your fried 'likes'Celine Dion on facebook
29:00 <johninja> not sure if should unfriend
29:00 <beehhh> think i cook mussle tonight
29:00 <lumeah> my number is 35 
29:00 <lumeah> lol
29:00 <Picard> 69
29:00 <johninja> that awkward moment when you discover your fried 'likes'Celine Dion on facebook
29:00 <johninja> not sure if should unfriend
30:00 <beehhh> have real oyster sauce
30:00 <beehhh> any marine food must be smelly
30:00 <Immutable> so lumeah 
30:00 <Immutable> gonna show us a little something calf something
30:00 <beehhh> taking avocado 200 plus
30:00 <Picard> lol @ these desperate cunts
30:00 <lumeah> whats this calf thing!!
30:00 <johninja> Scientists say they have gotten more energy out of a nuclear fusion reaction than they put in -- an important milestone in the quest for clean and limitless energy 
30:00 <beehhh> frm mt wellington
30:00 <johninja> nice
30:00 <beehhh> have real oyster sauce
30:00 <beehhh> any marine food must be smelly
30:00 <Immutable> so lumeah 
30:00 <Immutable> gonna show us a little something calf something
30:00 <beehhh> taking avocado 200 plus
30:00 <Picard> lol @ these desperate cunts
30:00 <lumeah> whats this calf thing!!
30:00 <johninja> Scientists say they have gotten more energy out of a nuclear fusion reaction than they put in -- an important milestone in the quest for clean and limitless energy 
30:00 <beehhh> frm mt wellington
30:00 <johninja> nice
31:00 <johninja> perpectual motion
31:00 <beehhh> has calcium n magnacium 
31:00 <Immutable> lumeah, some of us have needs
31:00 <johninja> ugh
31:00 <Immutable> dirty ... dirty needs
31:00 <beehhh> source: deepsea
31:00 <johninja> lumeah likes Avocados
31:00 <lumeah> yes but 
31:00 <johninja> which is cool
31:00 <lumeah> so do woman
31:00 <lumeah> ...
31:00 <beehhh> vitahealth 3476
31:00 <lumeah> are you a leg man lol :P
31:00 <Immutable> what are you trying to say?
31:00 <beehhh> 3679
31:00 <Immutable> yeah babe
31:00 <johninja> perpectual motion
31:00 <beehhh> has calcium n magnacium 
31:00 <Immutable> lumeah, some of us have needs
31:00 <johninja> ugh
31:00 <Immutable> dirty ... dirty needs
31:00 <beehhh> source: deepsea
31:00 <johninja> lumeah likes Avocados
31:00 <lumeah> yes but 
31:00 <johninja> which is cool
31:00 <lumeah> so do woman
31:00 <lumeah> ...
31:00 <beehhh> vitahealth 3476
31:00 <lumeah> are you a leg man lol :P
31:00 <Immutable> what are you trying to say?
31:00 <beehhh> 3679
31:00 <Immutable> yeah babe
32:00 <beehhh> n californian wine with liver detox
32:00 <beehhh> n californian wine with liver detox
34:00 <Picard> johninja i heard a rumour about you
34:00 <Immutable> johninja, is a player
34:00 <Picard> johninja i heard a rumour about you
34:00 <Immutable> johninja, is a player
35:00 <Picard> i heard he likes to eat his own cum   
35:00 <Picard> i heard he likes to eat his own cum   
36:00 <johninja> Picard i don't have time for your fantasys
36:00 <johninja> sorry
36:00 <Picard> so u deny this rumour?
36:00 <Immutable> ...
36:00 <johninja> Picard i don't have time for your fantasys
36:00 <johninja> sorry
36:00 <Picard> so u deny this rumour?
36:00 <Immutable> ...
37:00 <johninja> i dno't really care
37:00 <Immutable> it's not a very good rumour
37:00 <johninja> needsmore work
37:00 <johninja> its goodfor picard though
37:00 <Picard> so you eat your own cum?
37:00 <Picard> thats disgusting dude
37:00 <johninja> its like some retarted kid drew a butterfly
37:00 <johninja> sure it looks like shit
37:00 <johninja> but come on...
37:00 <johninja> i dno't really care
37:00 <Immutable> it's not a very good rumour
37:00 <johninja> needsmore work
37:00 <johninja> its goodfor picard though
37:00 <Picard> so you eat your own cum?
37:00 <Picard> thats disgusting dude
37:00 <johninja> its like some retarted kid drew a butterfly
37:00 <johninja> sure it looks like shit
37:00 <johninja> but come on...
38:00 <Immutable> I heard immutable faps to women's calves
38:00 <Picard> that i do believe
38:00 <johninja> i'm very proud of you andy
38:00 <johninja> well done etc
38:00 <johninja> you are so tallented
38:00 <Immutable> I heard immutable faps to women's calves
38:00 <Picard> that i do believe
38:00 <johninja> i'm very proud of you andy
38:00 <johninja> well done etc
38:00 <johninja> you are so tallented
39:00 <Picard> :P you are so retarded
39:00 <Picard> :P you are so retarded
40:00 <Immutable> :/
40:00 <alienated\romeo> :\
40:00 <Immutable> o/~
40:00 <Immutable> :/
40:00 <alienated\romeo> :\
40:00 <Immutable> o/~
41:00 <Immutable> o\~
41:00 <alienated\romeo> "/
41:00 <johninja> -o
41:00 <alienated\romeo> just ate some cereal
41:00 <johninja> ok
41:00 <alienated\romeo> feel like shit still
41:00 <Immutable> eating corn out of a can
41:00 <alienated\romeo> bad coffee
41:00 <johninja> likea boss
41:00 <Immutable> o\~
41:00 <alienated\romeo> "/
41:00 <johninja> -o
41:00 <alienated\romeo> just ate some cereal
41:00 <johninja> ok
41:00 <alienated\romeo> feel like shit still
41:00 <Immutable> eating corn out of a can
41:00 <alienated\romeo> bad coffee
41:00 <johninja> likea boss
42:00 <johninja> i'm smashing some coffee too
42:00 <alienated\romeo> _)
42:00 <johninja> (:
42:00 <alienated\romeo> hehe
42:00 <alienated\romeo> :]
42:00 <alienated\romeo> =]
42:00 <johninja> :{{
42:00 <johninja> i'm smashing some coffee too
42:00 <alienated\romeo> _)
42:00 <johninja> (:
42:00 <alienated\romeo> hehe
42:00 <alienated\romeo> :]
42:00 <alienated\romeo> =]
42:00 <johninja> :{{
43:00 <alienated\romeo> wonder where will my life take me next
43:00 <alienated\romeo> __________----------^^^^^^^^^^
43:00 <alienated\romeo> wonder where will my life take me next
43:00 <alienated\romeo> __________----------^^^^^^^^^^
44:00 <alienated\romeo> to a cafe` i hope
44:00 <alienated\romeo> or to a bar
44:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
44:00 <alienated\romeo> gotta farm this farm
44:00 <alienated\romeo> to a cafe` i hope
44:00 <alienated\romeo> or to a bar
44:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
44:00 <alienated\romeo> gotta farm this farm
45:00 <alienated\romeo> eggs
45:00 <alienated\romeo> and hens and shit
45:00 <alienated\romeo> tryna grow my own mushrooms
45:00 <alienated\romeo> anyone feel hyper from coffee?
45:00 <alienated\romeo> i had a few coffees
45:00 <Calin> yes
45:00 <Calin> you
45:00 <Calin> :)
45:00 <alienated\romeo> eggs
45:00 <alienated\romeo> and hens and shit
45:00 <alienated\romeo> tryna grow my own mushrooms
45:00 <alienated\romeo> anyone feel hyper from coffee?
45:00 <alienated\romeo> i had a few coffees
45:00 <Calin> yes
45:00 <Calin> you
45:00 <Calin> :)
46:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
46:00 <Calin> yes ... "coffee" .. indeed
46:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm need a swimming pool of my own
46:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
46:00 <Calin> yes ... "coffee" .. indeed
46:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm need a swimming pool of my own
47:00 <alienated\romeo> and coffee by the pool
47:00 <alienated\romeo> chicks in straw hats
47:00 <alienated\romeo> drinking cocktails by the beach
47:00 <Calin> sounds like a video clip
47:00 <alienated\romeo> sun surf sex drugs moon 
47:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
47:00 <alienated\romeo> vee deo
47:00 <alienated\romeo> and coffee by the pool
47:00 <alienated\romeo> chicks in straw hats
47:00 <alienated\romeo> drinking cocktails by the beach
47:00 <Calin> sounds like a video clip
47:00 <alienated\romeo> sun surf sex drugs moon 
47:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
47:00 <alienated\romeo> vee deo
48:00 <alienated\romeo> porn tape
48:00 <alienated\romeo> tape porn
48:00 <alienated\romeo> tape Mew
48:00 <Excessive> welcome Mew
48:00 <alienated\romeo> tapping porn
48:00 <alienated\romeo> um windy out
48:00 <alienated\romeo> porn tape
48:00 <alienated\romeo> tape porn
48:00 <alienated\romeo> tape Mew
48:00 <Excessive> welcome Mew
48:00 <alienated\romeo> tapping porn
48:00 <alienated\romeo> um windy out
50:00 <alienated\romeo> *i. c. e.* _C-R-E-A-M_ 
50:00 <alienated\romeo> *i. c. e.* _C-R-E-A-M_ 
51:00 <Picard> mew u whore
51:00 <Picard> mew u whore
53:00 <alienated\romeo> kk14 crumbling concrete walls for a living
53:00 <Mew> shut up reginq
53:00 <Mew> regina*
53:00 <couleurs> hi Mew what u done today me watched tv
53:00 <alienated\romeo> kk14 crumbling concrete walls for a living
53:00 <Mew> shut up reginq
53:00 <Mew> regina*
53:00 <couleurs> hi Mew what u done today me watched tv
54:00 <alienated\romeo> <couleurs>  got any drinks? 
54:00 <alienated\romeo> i had some coffee
54:00 <alienated\romeo> beer bad
54:00 <alienated\romeo> for me
54:00 <alienated\romeo> <couleurs>  got any drinks? 
54:00 <alienated\romeo> i had some coffee
54:00 <alienated\romeo> beer bad
54:00 <alienated\romeo> for me
55:00 <couleurs> in teh refridgireator
55:00 <alienated\romeo> ah lovely
55:00 <lumeah> ROF!!!!! 
55:00 <lumeah> bye lovely! 
55:00 <couleurs> in teh refridgireator
55:00 <alienated\romeo> ah lovely
55:00 <lumeah> ROF!!!!! 
55:00 <lumeah> bye lovely! 
56:00 <alienated\romeo> :_> 
56:00 <alienated\romeo> need some cordial
56:00 <alienated\romeo> or milo
56:00 <alienated\romeo> or hot chocolate
56:00 <alienated\romeo> :_> 
56:00 <alienated\romeo> need some cordial
56:00 <alienated\romeo> or milo
56:00 <alienated\romeo> or hot chocolate
57:00 <alienated\romeo> so stoned
57:00 <alienated\romeo> 9so stoned
57:00 <alienated\romeo> so stoned
57:00 <alienated\romeo> 9so stoned
58:00 <alienated\romeo> k10so stoned
58:00 <alienated\romeo> kk$o $toned
58:00 <alienated\romeo> fuck
58:00 <alienated\romeo> k10so stoned
58:00 <alienated\romeo> kk$o $toned
58:00 <alienated\romeo> fuck
59:00 <alienated\romeo> k13smo stoned
59:00 <alienated\romeo> k13so stoned
59:00 <Excessive> Mel
59:00 <alienated\romeo> hi Kelevra
59:00 <Excessive> :)
59:00 <Kelevra> Hey hey <3
59:00 <Excessive> how's things
59:00 <Excessive> ?
59:00 <alienated\romeo> k13smo stoned
59:00 <alienated\romeo> k13so stoned
59:00 <Excessive> Mel
59:00 <alienated\romeo> hi Kelevra
59:00 <Excessive> :)
59:00 <Kelevra> Hey hey <3
59:00 <Excessive> how's things
59:00 <Excessive> ?
00:00 <Kelevra> Boiling! How are you?
00:00 <johninja> ooh 
00:00 <johninja> hey Kelevra
00:00 <Excessive> ye m gd thnx
00:00 <Kelevra> Hey john, how are you?
00:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra been out today at all?
00:00 <johninja> not too bad
00:00 <Excessive> how's the lil 1?
00:00 <alienated\romeo> i need to get out more 
00:00 <Kelevra> Boiling! How are you?
00:00 <johninja> ooh 
00:00 <johninja> hey Kelevra
00:00 <Excessive> ye m gd thnx
00:00 <Kelevra> Hey john, how are you?
00:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra been out today at all?
00:00 <johninja> not too bad
00:00 <Excessive> how's the lil 1?
00:00 <alienated\romeo> i need to get out more 
01:00 <alienated\romeo> anyone walk thier dog today?
01:00 <Excessive> lil Mel*
01:00 <Picard> how are u Mel?
01:00 <Kelevra> I just counted six gheckos and one frog. Yeah alienated\romeo i flew interstate today with Angel
01:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o $toned
01:00 <Kelevra> She's in bed now
01:00 <alienated\romeo> cool
01:00 <Excessive> k
01:00 <alienated\romeo> anyone walk thier dog today?
01:00 <Excessive> lil Mel*
01:00 <Picard> how are u Mel?
01:00 <Kelevra> I just counted six gheckos and one frog. Yeah alienated\romeo i flew interstate today with Angel
01:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o $toned
01:00 <Kelevra> She's in bed now
01:00 <alienated\romeo> cool
01:00 <Excessive> k
02:00 <Excessive> I see ur fb posts, but I never comment
02:00 <johninja> gonna chess for a bit
02:00 <Excessive> so u up in brissy now?
02:00 <johninja> starting to sober up
02:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o $ober
02:00 <Kelevra> She is a really good two month old, she had her injections this week and was quiet and she slept through the whole flight. Yeah and it's hot here
02:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o bad
02:00 <Excessive> I see ur fb posts, but I never comment
02:00 <johninja> gonna chess for a bit
02:00 <Excessive> so u up in brissy now?
02:00 <johninja> starting to sober up
02:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o $ober
02:00 <Kelevra> She is a really good two month old, she had her injections this week and was quiet and she slept through the whole flight. Yeah and it's hot here
02:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o bad
03:00 <doctor> Kelevra has a kid?
03:00 <Kelevra> I was cringing during the flight lol
03:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
03:00 <doctor> oh, thats news to me
03:00 <doctor> grats
03:00 <Excessive> so with anth's mum now?
03:00 <doctor> Kelevra has a kid?
03:00 <Kelevra> I was cringing during the flight lol
03:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
03:00 <doctor> oh, thats news to me
03:00 <doctor> grats
03:00 <Excessive> so with anth's mum now?
04:00 <Kelevra> Thanks. Nah she dropped me off though from the airport. She's a charm
04:00 <Kelevra> She's happy that I'm in the same state as her
04:00 <Kelevra> Thanks. Nah she dropped me off though from the airport. She's a charm
04:00 <Kelevra> She's happy that I'm in the same state as her
05:00 <Excessive> so who u stayin with up there?
05:00 <Serenity> mellllllll
05:00 <Excessive> so who u stayin with up there?
05:00 <Serenity> mellllllll
07:00 <Kelevra> At the moment I'm at a hotel with Angel 
07:00 <Excessive> oh
07:00 <couleurs> K3$Ha
07:00 <Excessive> isn't that expensive?
07:00 <alienated\romeo> is thier a pool there Kelevra?
07:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o $toned
07:00 <Kelevra> At the moment I'm at a hotel with Angel 
07:00 <Excessive> oh
07:00 <couleurs> K3$Ha
07:00 <Excessive> isn't that expensive?
07:00 <alienated\romeo> is thier a pool there Kelevra?
07:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o $toned
08:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o DRUNK
08:00 <Kelevra> Sezz how are you ? I'll send you a pic I took of Angel during flight. When I got on the plane people started moving so I got a whole row to myself 
08:00 <alienated\romeo> kasha
08:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
08:00 <alienated\romeo> kasher`
08:00 <Serenity> heyy im great
08:00 <Serenity> yes please
08:00 <Kelevra> They had a fear I'd rip a tit out lol
08:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o DRUNK
08:00 <Kelevra> Sezz how are you ? I'll send you a pic I took of Angel during flight. When I got on the plane people started moving so I got a whole row to myself 
08:00 <alienated\romeo> kasha
08:00 <Kelevra> Lol!
08:00 <alienated\romeo> kasher`
08:00 <Serenity> heyy im great
08:00 <Serenity> yes please
08:00 <Kelevra> They had a fear I'd rip a tit out lol
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Excessive> lol
09:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
09:00 <Excessive> oh, btw, notice that flaccid is back?
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Excessive> lol
09:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
09:00 <Excessive> oh, btw, notice that flaccid is back?
10:00 <Excessive> he's got a lil 1 2 now
10:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o busty
10:00 <alienated\romeo> i have a selfie now Kelevra
10:00 <Serenity> cut it out you drunk bint
10:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
10:00 <alienated\romeo> need some cash from Ke$ha
10:00 <alienated\romeo> ...
10:00 <Kelevra> Oh I didn't notice 
10:00 <alienated\romeo> bored
10:00 <alienated\romeo> ok ok
10:00 <Excessive> he's got a lil 1 2 now
10:00 <alienated\romeo> k13$o busty
10:00 <alienated\romeo> i have a selfie now Kelevra
10:00 <Serenity> cut it out you drunk bint
10:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
10:00 <alienated\romeo> need some cash from Ke$ha
10:00 <alienated\romeo> ...
10:00 <Kelevra> Oh I didn't notice 
10:00 <alienated\romeo> bored
10:00 <alienated\romeo> ok ok
11:00 <Excessive> yeah I think his lil 1 would be abt 6 months or so old now
11:00 <Kelevra> Wow
11:00 <alienated\romeo> been up long Kelevra?
11:00 <Kelevra> Irc is very fertile lol
11:00 <Excessive> ehehe
11:00 <Serenity> ive been cuddling my 3 week old neice all day
11:00 <Serenity> squeee
11:00 <Kelevra> I've been up the whole day
11:00 <alienated\romeo> cool
11:00 <alienated\romeo> you must be tired
11:00 <Excessive> yeah I think his lil 1 would be abt 6 months or so old now
11:00 <Kelevra> Wow
11:00 <alienated\romeo> been up long Kelevra?
11:00 <Kelevra> Irc is very fertile lol
11:00 <Excessive> ehehe
11:00 <Serenity> ive been cuddling my 3 week old neice all day
11:00 <Serenity> squeee
11:00 <Kelevra> I've been up the whole day
11:00 <alienated\romeo> cool
11:00 <alienated\romeo> you must be tired
12:00 <Kelevra> Yeah Omfg I read your post and felt giddy
12:00 <Serenity> haha
12:00 <Kelevra> Is she an easy bubby?
12:00 <Serenity> shes been in hosp for 3 weeks soits hard to tell yet
12:00 <Kelevra> Yeah Omfg I read your post and felt giddy
12:00 <Serenity> haha
12:00 <Kelevra> Is she an easy bubby?
12:00 <Serenity> shes been in hosp for 3 weeks soits hard to tell yet
13:00 <Kelevra> Oh lord why so long?
13:00 <Excessive> now jus waitin on daci for a lil 1 aye?!
13:00 <johninja> hope she stays out
13:00 <Serenity> shes been in since she was born mel
13:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra are you wearing something that is comfortable?
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol I said that to him
13:00 <Serenity> she inhaled meconium at birth
13:00 <Excessive> he's been married for over a year or so now
13:00 <Kelevra> Oh wow
13:00 <Kelevra> Oh lord why so long?
13:00 <Excessive> now jus waitin on daci for a lil 1 aye?!
13:00 <johninja> hope she stays out
13:00 <Serenity> shes been in since she was born mel
13:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra are you wearing something that is comfortable?
13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol I said that to him
13:00 <Serenity> she inhaled meconium at birth
13:00 <Excessive> he's been married for over a year or so now
13:00 <Kelevra> Oh wow
14:00 <alienated\romeo> 3o3
14:00 <Serenity> yeha
14:00 <alienated\romeo> EoE
14:00 <alienated\romeo> ---
14:00 <Kelevra> Is that the fluid?
14:00 <Serenity> so they finally got to elave the hospi today everyones happy
14:00 <Serenity> no meconium is their poop
14:00 <Excessive> I tried doin mah best at not havin any kids, but I failed Mel, u know the story hmmmmmmmmm .......... 
14:00 <Kelevra> Oh
14:00 <alienated\romeo> Serenity are you wearing something that is comfortable?
14:00 <alienated\romeo> 3o3
14:00 <Serenity> yeha
14:00 <alienated\romeo> EoE
14:00 <alienated\romeo> ---
14:00 <Kelevra> Is that the fluid?
14:00 <Serenity> so they finally got to elave the hospi today everyones happy
14:00 <Serenity> no meconium is their poop
14:00 <Excessive> I tried doin mah best at not havin any kids, but I failed Mel, u know the story hmmmmmmmmm .......... 
14:00 <Kelevra> Oh
14:00 <alienated\romeo> Serenity are you wearing something that is comfortable?
15:00 <Serenity> the black stuff
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
15:00 <Serenity> fuck off alienated\romeo
15:00 <alienated\romeo> ahahaha
15:00 <alienated\romeo> poor sport
15:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra what have you done today?
15:00 <Kelevra> Angel shit black for a day or two after birth it's like tar
15:00 <Kelevra> Flown.. keep up
15:00 <alienated\romeo> ok
15:00 <Serenity> haha yeah its rancid stuff
15:00 <Serenity> the black stuff
15:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
15:00 <Serenity> fuck off alienated\romeo
15:00 <alienated\romeo> ahahaha
15:00 <alienated\romeo> poor sport
15:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra what have you done today?
15:00 <Kelevra> Angel shit black for a day or two after birth it's like tar
15:00 <Kelevra> Flown.. keep up
15:00 <alienated\romeo> ok
15:00 <Serenity> haha yeah its rancid stuff
16:00 <Kelevra> Then I had a margarita
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
16:00 <Serenity> but yeah if they poop that out during birth its really dangerous
16:00 <Excessive> like I told someone else abt it a while ago and they said that he doesn't look like me at all ......... but like yeah, they haven't seen me when I was a lil
16:00 <Serenity> makes them very sick of they inhale it
16:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra had dinner yet? 
16:00 <Kelevra> Yeah my friends kid did that
16:00 <Kelevra> Then I had a margarita
16:00 <Kelevra> Lol
16:00 <Serenity> but yeah if they poop that out during birth its really dangerous
16:00 <Excessive> like I told someone else abt it a while ago and they said that he doesn't look like me at all ......... but like yeah, they haven't seen me when I was a lil
16:00 <Serenity> makes them very sick of they inhale it
16:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra had dinner yet? 
16:00 <Kelevra> Yeah my friends kid did that
17:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I had silverside and three different kinds of salad
17:00 <alienated\romeo> nice
17:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
17:00 <alienated\romeo> i want strawberries for desert
17:00 <Kelevra> Got 3 more kilos and I'm back to pre baby weight 
17:00 <Excessive> nais
17:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I had silverside and three different kinds of salad
17:00 <alienated\romeo> nice
17:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
17:00 <alienated\romeo> i want strawberries for desert
17:00 <Kelevra> Got 3 more kilos and I'm back to pre baby weight 
17:00 <Excessive> nais
18:00 <Kelevra> Yeah 
18:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra are your clothes any particular color?
18:00 <alienated\romeo> the ones you've got on that is
18:00 <Excessive> wait ............ should I be bothered with scanning? ........... hmmmmmmm one tic
18:00 <Kelevra> Spotted pj pants and a yellow top
18:00 <alienated\romeo> ooo cool
18:00 <alienated\romeo> okay then
18:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
18:00 <Kelevra> Yeah 
18:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra are your clothes any particular color?
18:00 <alienated\romeo> the ones you've got on that is
18:00 <Excessive> wait ............ should I be bothered with scanning? ........... hmmmmmmm one tic
18:00 <Kelevra> Spotted pj pants and a yellow top
18:00 <alienated\romeo> ooo cool
18:00 <alienated\romeo> okay then
18:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
19:00 <Kelevra> Fuck it's nice having a fan in the room
19:00 <alienated\romeo> i have a yellow lighter
19:00 <Kelevra> Ceiling fan I mean
19:00 <alienated\romeo> seen any movies lately Kelevra?
19:00 <alienated\romeo> i saw one with snakes in it
19:00 <Kelevra> Fuck it's nice having a fan in the room
19:00 <alienated\romeo> i have a yellow lighter
19:00 <Kelevra> Ceiling fan I mean
19:00 <alienated\romeo> seen any movies lately Kelevra?
19:00 <alienated\romeo> i saw one with snakes in it
20:00 <alienated\romeo> and one with ice hockey in it
20:00 <Kelevra> Ummm hmmmm not really. I've been watching tv shows
20:00 <alienated\romeo> ah okay
20:00 <Kelevra> Pretty little liars is almost finished for me grr
20:00 <alienated\romeo> and one with ice hockey in it
20:00 <Kelevra> Ummm hmmmm not really. I've been watching tv shows
20:00 <alienated\romeo> ah okay
20:00 <Kelevra> Pretty little liars is almost finished for me grr
21:00 <alienated\romeo> i missed the new big bang theroy
21:00 <alienated\romeo> i missed the new big bang theory
21:00 <Kelevra> I'm a little sick of that show
21:00 <alienated\romeo> been watching too much Seinfield
21:00 <Maurice> I went swimming today, now everytime I move my feet and toes cramp up
21:00 <Maurice> So fit..
21:00 <Kelevra> Haha
21:00 <Kelevra> <3 Maurice 
21:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra are you white?
21:00 <alienated\romeo> i missed the new big bang theroy
21:00 <alienated\romeo> i missed the new big bang theory
21:00 <Kelevra> I'm a little sick of that show
21:00 <alienated\romeo> been watching too much Seinfield
21:00 <Maurice> I went swimming today, now everytime I move my feet and toes cramp up
21:00 <Maurice> So fit..
21:00 <Kelevra> Haha
21:00 <Kelevra> <3 Maurice 
21:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra are you white?
22:00 <Maurice> Cam gave all the boys a piggy back the length of the pool, when I asked for one he said no
22:00 <Maurice> Jerk
22:00 <Kelevra> Is it still hot there?
22:00 <alienated\romeo> hat Maurice
22:00 <Maurice> It is :/
22:00 <alienated\romeo> hat3 Maurice
22:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, idiot.
22:00 <Kelevra> I'm white
22:00 <Serenity> its stinking fucking hot
22:00 <alienated\romeo> cool same
22:00 <Serenity> and i had to put a newborn in my stinking hot car today
22:00 <Maurice> When I get my new car, its got push button ignition from the outside
22:00 <Maurice> So I can get the aircon cranking
22:00 <Kelevra> The climate here is different but I'm a whinge
22:00 <Maurice> Cam gave all the boys a piggy back the length of the pool, when I asked for one he said no
22:00 <Maurice> Jerk
22:00 <Kelevra> Is it still hot there?
22:00 <alienated\romeo> hat Maurice
22:00 <Maurice> It is :/
22:00 <alienated\romeo> hat3 Maurice
22:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, idiot.
22:00 <Kelevra> I'm white
22:00 <Serenity> its stinking fucking hot
22:00 <alienated\romeo> cool same
22:00 <Serenity> and i had to put a newborn in my stinking hot car today
22:00 <Maurice> When I get my new car, its got push button ignition from the outside
22:00 <Maurice> So I can get the aircon cranking
22:00 <Kelevra> The climate here is different but I'm a whinge
23:00 <johninja> Maurice is going to buy the batmobile
23:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:00 <johninja> yeah the humidity must suck
23:00 <Maurice> I already have my undies on the outside in preperation
23:00 <Kelevra> I could imagine that
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I stunk on the plane and I forgot my razor
23:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got any video games?
23:00 <Kelevra> :/
23:00 <johninja> Maurice is going to buy the batmobile
23:00 <Kelevra> Lol
23:00 <johninja> yeah the humidity must suck
23:00 <Maurice> I already have my undies on the outside in preperation
23:00 <Kelevra> I could imagine that
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I stunk on the plane and I forgot my razor
23:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got any video games?
23:00 <Kelevra> :/
24:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF ROMEO
24:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
24:00 <Kelevra> I threw out my carseat too so I'm abit mad about that
24:00 <alienated\romeo> i'm almost finished playing Far cry 3
24:00 <Kelevra> Almost threw the pram also
24:00 <Serenity> i had to remember how to use a carseat today
24:00 <Serenity> this new born shit is like new again
24:00 <alienated\romeo> Serenity your not ver serene
24:00 <johninja> i have been playing madden 25
24:00 <alienated\romeo> Serenity your not very serene
24:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF ROMEO
24:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
24:00 <Kelevra> I threw out my carseat too so I'm abit mad about that
24:00 <alienated\romeo> i'm almost finished playing Far cry 3
24:00 <Kelevra> Almost threw the pram also
24:00 <Serenity> i had to remember how to use a carseat today
24:00 <Serenity> this new born shit is like new again
24:00 <alienated\romeo> Serenity your not ver serene
24:00 <johninja> i have been playing madden 25
24:00 <alienated\romeo> Serenity your not very serene
25:00 <Kelevra> You need a masters degree to collapse the cunt
25:00 <alienated\romeo> ah good stuff
25:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol Serenity lee was the same with me
25:00 <Serenity> ive never driven with a baby in the car before
25:00 <Mew> i still cant do the pram 
25:00 <Serenity> i was so scared today
25:00 <johninja> damn@ having to throw out the carseat
25:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra how does your hair look at the moment?
25:00 <Kelevra> She was like'I should know this shit grr'
25:00 <Serenity> cause it was right in the middle of the city
25:00 <Kelevra> You need a masters degree to collapse the cunt
25:00 <alienated\romeo> ah good stuff
25:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol Serenity lee was the same with me
25:00 <Serenity> ive never driven with a baby in the car before
25:00 <Mew> i still cant do the pram 
25:00 <Serenity> i was so scared today
25:00 <johninja> damn@ having to throw out the carseat
25:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra how does your hair look at the moment?
25:00 <Kelevra> She was like'I should know this shit grr'
25:00 <Serenity> cause it was right in the middle of the city
26:00 <johninja> omg the big city
26:00 <Kelevra> Shit. A hair dresser fucked it
26:00 <alienated\romeo> o really
26:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
26:00 <alienated\romeo> damn
26:00 <Kelevra> Are you the type who hates driving in the city sezz?
26:00 <johninja> youo had many stacks Serenity?
26:00 <johninja> omg the big city
26:00 <Kelevra> Shit. A hair dresser fucked it
26:00 <alienated\romeo> o really
26:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
26:00 <alienated\romeo> damn
26:00 <Kelevra> Are you the type who hates driving in the city sezz?
26:00 <johninja> youo had many stacks Serenity?
27:00 <Serenity> stacks? like car accidents?
27:00 <johninja> omgi sound liek romeo
27:00 <johninja> yeh
27:00 <Serenity> i dont mind it Kelevra its just other people are really shit drivers and they worry me
27:00 <johninja> yhe blue babe looks in good nick
27:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got dvds?
27:00 <Serenity> no i had a small accident on my L's but nothing since
27:00 <Kelevra> So glad I didn't piff the pram. My Bjorn is a blessing 
27:00 <Serenity> and no one got hurt or anything
27:00 <johninja> awesome
27:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got any dvds?
27:00 <Maurice> I've had one accident since I've been driving, I reversed into an old lady when I first got my license
27:00 <Serenity> stacks? like car accidents?
27:00 <johninja> omgi sound liek romeo
27:00 <johninja> yeh
27:00 <Serenity> i dont mind it Kelevra its just other people are really shit drivers and they worry me
27:00 <johninja> yhe blue babe looks in good nick
27:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got dvds?
27:00 <Serenity> no i had a small accident on my L's but nothing since
27:00 <Kelevra> So glad I didn't piff the pram. My Bjorn is a blessing 
27:00 <Serenity> and no one got hurt or anything
27:00 <johninja> awesome
27:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got any dvds?
27:00 <Maurice> I've had one accident since I've been driving, I reversed into an old lady when I first got my license
28:00 <johninja> into her car or her?
28:00 <Maurice> Unless you count me reversing into the wheelie bin a couple of months ago
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol
28:00 <Maurice> Lol her car
28:00 <alienated\romeo> cars suck
28:00 <johninja> lol 
28:00 <alienated\romeo> Maurice sucks
28:00 <alienated\romeo> but cars suck also
28:00 <Serenity> mine was when we first got the blue car and its got a lot more power than the ef
28:00 <Maurice> And I'm good at it too
28:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got any dvds?
28:00 <Kelevra> She has sweet cans
28:00 <Serenity> it was raining and i hit a sign and ended up in the middle of an island
28:00 <johninja> i can reverse ok but put a trailer behind it and my world turns upside down
28:00 <Immutable> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> Cripes
28:00 <johninja> into her car or her?
28:00 <Maurice> Unless you count me reversing into the wheelie bin a couple of months ago
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol
28:00 <Maurice> Lol her car
28:00 <alienated\romeo> cars suck
28:00 <johninja> lol 
28:00 <alienated\romeo> Maurice sucks
28:00 <alienated\romeo> but cars suck also
28:00 <Serenity> mine was when we first got the blue car and its got a lot more power than the ef
28:00 <Maurice> And I'm good at it too
28:00 <alienated\romeo> johninja got any dvds?
28:00 <Kelevra> She has sweet cans
28:00 <Serenity> it was raining and i hit a sign and ended up in the middle of an island
28:00 <johninja> i can reverse ok but put a trailer behind it and my world turns upside down
28:00 <Immutable> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> Cripes
29:00 <alienated\romeo> beer
29:00 <Immutable> is lumeah still here?
29:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
29:00 <Immutable> WHERE IS MY CALF PIC WOMAN?
29:00 <Excessive> Mel, I showed u the pic of the lil one b4 and this is me as a kid, wat do u think? ....... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1012026_10200960640852873_1771059644_n.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> show me the pic of ur kid
29:00 <Kelevra> You do look a lot alike
29:00 <alienated\romeo> beer
29:00 <Immutable> is lumeah still here?
29:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
29:00 <Immutable> WHERE IS MY CALF PIC WOMAN?
29:00 <Excessive> Mel, I showed u the pic of the lil one b4 and this is me as a kid, wat do u think? ....... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1012026_10200960640852873_1771059644_n.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> show me the pic of ur kid
29:00 <Kelevra> You do look a lot alike
30:00 <Immutable> ugly peeps
30:00 <johninja> love the hair
30:00 <alienated\romeo> anyone feeling empty inside?
30:00 <Kelevra> I'm full
30:00 <johninja> ihave someshjokingpicsfrom the 80s too
30:00 <johninja> everyone looks so terrible
30:00 <johninja> in thoseclothes/hair
30:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra full of?
30:00 <alienated\romeo> i hate pasta
30:00 <Serenity> Maurice
30:00 <Immutable> ugly peeps
30:00 <johninja> love the hair
30:00 <alienated\romeo> anyone feeling empty inside?
30:00 <Kelevra> I'm full
30:00 <johninja> ihave someshjokingpicsfrom the 80s too
30:00 <johninja> everyone looks so terrible
30:00 <johninja> in thoseclothes/hair
30:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra full of?
30:00 <alienated\romeo> i hate pasta
30:00 <Serenity> Maurice
31:00 <alienated\romeo> sometimes
31:00 <Serenity> tattoo nightmates
31:00 <Maurice> Serenity
31:00 <Kelevra> Food and love for my daughter. Thatisall.com
31:00 <Maurice> OH
31:00 <Maurice> Spanks
31:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra do you like to be held at night?
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Kelevra> Not really 
31:00 <alienated\romeo> ok
31:00 <johninja> alienated\romeo is like a creepier alan jones
31:00 <Kelevra> I've dated a lot of hairy fat dudes
31:00 <johninja> all the hard hitting questions
31:00 <alienated\romeo> hehe
31:00 <alienated\romeo> sometimes
31:00 <Serenity> tattoo nightmates
31:00 <Maurice> Serenity
31:00 <Kelevra> Food and love for my daughter. Thatisall.com
31:00 <Maurice> OH
31:00 <Maurice> Spanks
31:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra do you like to be held at night?
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Kelevra> Not really 
31:00 <alienated\romeo> ok
31:00 <johninja> alienated\romeo is like a creepier alan jones
31:00 <Kelevra> I've dated a lot of hairy fat dudes
31:00 <johninja> all the hard hitting questions
31:00 <alienated\romeo> hehe
32:00 <Maurice> He's like taking a dick in your arse dry, painful
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> Lol
32:00 <alienated\romeo> sex
32:00 <johninja> i wouldn't know...
32:00 <Serenity> lol fat hairy dudes
32:00 <Serenity> yuck
32:00 <alienated\romeo> bomb
32:00 <Maurice> Me either..
32:00 <Maurice> He's like taking a dick in your arse dry, painful
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> Lol
32:00 <alienated\romeo> sex
32:00 <johninja> i wouldn't know...
32:00 <Serenity> lol fat hairy dudes
32:00 <Serenity> yuck
32:00 <alienated\romeo> bomb
32:00 <Maurice> Me either..
33:00 <Kelevra> Dylan wasn't fat but he'd lay on me like a mattress 
33:00 <johninja> hi Longie
33:00 <johninja> ...
33:00 <Kelevra> And fall asleep sweating 
33:00 <johninja> Liinda
33:00 <Maurice> Oh eww
33:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra what do you hope your child will become when it grows up?
33:00 <Liinda> hi jinja
33:00 <alienated\romeo> hi Liinda
33:00 <Maurice> An adult
33:00 <Liinda> hi romeo
33:00 <Serenity> a duck
33:00 <Liinda> lol Maurice
33:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
33:00 <Kelevra> I'd wake up and it was like ewky dookies
33:00 <Kelevra> Dylan wasn't fat but he'd lay on me like a mattress 
33:00 <johninja> hi Longie
33:00 <johninja> ...
33:00 <Kelevra> And fall asleep sweating 
33:00 <johninja> Liinda
33:00 <Maurice> Oh eww
33:00 <alienated\romeo> Kelevra what do you hope your child will become when it grows up?
33:00 <Liinda> hi jinja
33:00 <alienated\romeo> hi Liinda
33:00 <Maurice> An adult
33:00 <Liinda> hi romeo
33:00 <Serenity> a duck
33:00 <Liinda> lol Maurice
33:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
33:00 <Kelevra> I'd wake up and it was like ewky dookies
34:00 <Kelevra> I hoped she'd come out a puppy
34:00 <Immutable> who likes chinese food?
34:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alison Gold - Chinese Food (Official Music Video) (Oct 14, 2013) 3:28 - Category: Music - 14,445,910 views - 48,334 likes (21.7%), 174,320 dislikes (78.3%)
34:00 <doctor> does it contain dog?
34:00 <Liinda> chinese food comes back to haunt me
34:00 <alienated\romeo> d e l i v e r y
34:00 <Immutable> if you click on the link you have to watch it all
34:00 <alienated\romeo> food
34:00 <alienated\romeo> is nice
34:00 <Kelevra> I hoped she'd come out a puppy
34:00 <Immutable> who likes chinese food?
34:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alison Gold - Chinese Food (Official Music Video) (Oct 14, 2013) 3:28 - Category: Music - 14,445,910 views - 48,334 likes (21.7%), 174,320 dislikes (78.3%)
34:00 <doctor> does it contain dog?
34:00 <Liinda> chinese food comes back to haunt me
34:00 <alienated\romeo> d e l i v e r y
34:00 <Immutable> if you click on the link you have to watch it all
34:00 <alienated\romeo> food
34:00 <alienated\romeo> is nice
35:00 <Liinda> sleep is better
35:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you taste nice?
35:00 <Immutable> ....
35:00 <Liinda> i taste like ass
35:00 <alienated\romeo> ahaha
35:00 <alienated\romeo> okay
35:00 <Kelevra> Salty
35:00 <Immutable> I LOVE ASS
35:00 <Liinda> ask a stupid question....
35:00 <Liinda> sleep is better
35:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you taste nice?
35:00 <Immutable> ....
35:00 <Liinda> i taste like ass
35:00 <alienated\romeo> ahaha
35:00 <alienated\romeo> okay
35:00 <Kelevra> Salty
35:00 <Immutable> I LOVE ASS
35:00 <Liinda> ask a stupid question....
36:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda is your ass big or small?
36:00 <Liinda> OI
36:00 <alienated\romeo> mine is small
36:00 <alienated\romeo> i want a bra to fling around my house
36:00 <alienated\romeo> and some coke 
36:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm bras and coke
36:00 <alienated\romeo> ...
36:00 <Liinda> my ass is the size of an anorexic rhino who'd put on weight after being on a strict diet from eating loads of food cos it was hungry from being starved in africa.
36:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda is your ass big or small?
36:00 <Liinda> OI
36:00 <alienated\romeo> mine is small
36:00 <alienated\romeo> i want a bra to fling around my house
36:00 <alienated\romeo> and some coke 
36:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm bras and coke
36:00 <alienated\romeo> ...
36:00 <Liinda> my ass is the size of an anorexic rhino who'd put on weight after being on a strict diet from eating loads of food cos it was hungry from being starved in africa.
37:00 <alienated\romeo> deep Liinda
37:00 <alienated\romeo> but cool
37:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
37:00 <alienated\romeo> do you ever eat icecream Liinda?
37:00 <Liinda> i had ice cream today
37:00 <alienated\romeo> ah good stuff
37:00 <Liinda> and romeo, do you ever stop asking questions?
37:00 <alienated\romeo> never
37:00 <alienated\romeo> :P
37:00 <Immutable> so ... how big is it?
37:00 <alienated\romeo> deep Liinda
37:00 <alienated\romeo> but cool
37:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
37:00 <alienated\romeo> do you ever eat icecream Liinda?
37:00 <Liinda> i had ice cream today
37:00 <alienated\romeo> ah good stuff
37:00 <Liinda> and romeo, do you ever stop asking questions?
37:00 <alienated\romeo> never
37:00 <alienated\romeo> :P
37:00 <Immutable> so ... how big is it?
38:00 <Liinda> I reckon alienated\romeo is getting information off me... compling a list of answers so he can build his own bot and make it exactly like me
38:00 <Liinda> its perky Immutable
38:00 <Liinda> enough to share around but not enough to feed the starving kids in 3rd world countries
38:00 <Liinda> I reckon alienated\romeo is getting information off me... compling a list of answers so he can build his own bot and make it exactly like me
38:00 <Liinda> its perky Immutable
38:00 <Liinda> enough to share around but not enough to feed the starving kids in 3rd world countries
39:00 <alienated\romeo> if i was gunna build a bot wouldn't i design it in my own image
39:00 <Adolf> to make a bot like Liinda would take up a lot of memory
39:00 <Adolf> like 200kg worth
39:00 <Liinda> Are you saying Im fat Adolf
39:00 <Adolf> yes
39:00 <Adolf> yes i am
39:00 <Immutable> no girl is fat on irc
39:00 <Liinda> 200 kg is a bitch much though.
39:00 <Adolf> im tearing you down
39:00 <Adolf> so i can get in your fatteh pants
39:00 <Calin> Liinda can you read my mind ?
39:00 <Liinda> *bit lol
39:00 <alienated\romeo> if i was gunna build a bot wouldn't i design it in my own image
39:00 <Adolf> to make a bot like Liinda would take up a lot of memory
39:00 <Adolf> like 200kg worth
39:00 <Liinda> Are you saying Im fat Adolf
39:00 <Adolf> yes
39:00 <Adolf> yes i am
39:00 <Immutable> no girl is fat on irc
39:00 <Liinda> 200 kg is a bitch much though.
39:00 <Adolf> im tearing you down
39:00 <Adolf> so i can get in your fatteh pants
39:00 <Calin> Liinda can you read my mind ?
39:00 <Liinda> *bit lol
40:00 <alienated\romeo> hi Liinda
40:00 <Immutable> they are all in the would bang category because of the extremely low would bang threshold caused by desperation
40:00 <Liinda> Calin.. yes.... wasn't last night enough?
40:00 <Liinda> lol Immutable
40:00 <Liinda> Adolf you have to fight the fat first
40:00 <alienated\romeo> hi Liinda
40:00 <Immutable> they are all in the would bang category because of the extremely low would bang threshold caused by desperation
40:00 <Liinda> Calin.. yes.... wasn't last night enough?
40:00 <Liinda> lol Immutable
40:00 <Liinda> Adolf you have to fight the fat first
41:00 <Liinda> *through the fat
41:00 <Immutable> I'm fighting the fat every day
41:00 <Immutable> I go to the gym every day twice a day except sunday
41:00 <Liinda> left or right hand Immutable
41:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i want to smell your dress
41:00 <partay> Kelevra i thought you went to prison
41:00 <Immutable> lol BOTH
41:00 <Liinda> haha you need two hands?
41:00 <Immutable> ... not really
41:00 <Liinda> *through the fat
41:00 <Immutable> I'm fighting the fat every day
41:00 <Immutable> I go to the gym every day twice a day except sunday
41:00 <Liinda> left or right hand Immutable
41:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i want to smell your dress
41:00 <partay> Kelevra i thought you went to prison
41:00 <Immutable> lol BOTH
41:00 <Liinda> haha you need two hands?
41:00 <Immutable> ... not really
42:00 <Liinda> oh...
42:00 <Liinda> *shuffles away slowly*
42:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i want to look at you
42:00 <Kelevra> Lol after seeing your penis. Surprisingly no
42:00 <alienated\romeo> shufflung away
42:00 <Liinda> romeo stopppppppppp
42:00 <alienated\romeo> cmon be cool
42:00 <Kelevra> It didn't make me go on a murder rampage
42:00 <alienated\romeo> or not
42:00 <Liinda> stop asknig questions like an inquisitive little kid
42:00 <alienated\romeo> ok ok
42:00 <Immutable> yeah Liinda not like I know how to engineer synchornous multiple orgasms or anything
42:00 <Liinda> oh...
42:00 <Liinda> *shuffles away slowly*
42:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i want to look at you
42:00 <Kelevra> Lol after seeing your penis. Surprisingly no
42:00 <alienated\romeo> shufflung away
42:00 <Liinda> romeo stopppppppppp
42:00 <alienated\romeo> cmon be cool
42:00 <Kelevra> It didn't make me go on a murder rampage
42:00 <alienated\romeo> or not
42:00 <Liinda> stop asknig questions like an inquisitive little kid
42:00 <alienated\romeo> ok ok
42:00 <Immutable> yeah Liinda not like I know how to engineer synchornous multiple orgasms or anything
43:00 <Liinda> i work long days, last thing i wanna do is answer questionnaires.
43:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i'll shut up now
43:00 <Immutable> not all girls can have orgasms though
43:00 <Immutable> 10% can't or something
43:00 <Liinda> Did you know pigs orgas for 30 mins straight
43:00 <alienated\romeo> Immutable what makes you so Immutable?
43:00 <Immutable> humans can do it too
43:00 <Liinda> 90% dont know how to use thir penis
43:00 <Liinda> i work long days, last thing i wanna do is answer questionnaires.
43:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i'll shut up now
43:00 <Immutable> not all girls can have orgasms though
43:00 <Immutable> 10% can't or something
43:00 <Liinda> Did you know pigs orgas for 30 mins straight
43:00 <alienated\romeo> Immutable what makes you so Immutable?
43:00 <Immutable> humans can do it too
43:00 <Liinda> 90% dont know how to use thir penis
44:00 <johninja> maybe if they had their clit cut off or something?
44:00 <johninja> they do that where Immutable is from
44:00 <Kelevra> partay: were you wishing prison on me?
44:00 <Immutable> yeah but like I tell chicks YOU'VE GOT TO FUCKING RELAX
44:00 <alienated\romeo> Johninja got a nice place to live in?
44:00 <johninja> maybe if they had their clit cut off or something?
44:00 <johninja> they do that where Immutable is from
44:00 <Kelevra> partay: were you wishing prison on me?
44:00 <Immutable> yeah but like I tell chicks YOU'VE GOT TO FUCKING RELAX
44:00 <alienated\romeo> Johninja got a nice place to live in?
45:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime...
45:00 <Liinda> couleurs
45:00 <partay> youd be getting some hot sex in there
45:00 <Immutable> it's not hard to please a bitch
45:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
45:00 <Immutable> just got to read the german articles on it
45:00 <Kelevra> Eww sex
45:00 <alienated\romeo> i want to build a fire
45:00 <Liinda> hows u cooper
45:00 <Liinda> fucken
45:00 <Liinda> =)
45:00 <alienated\romeo> first i'll have to make a fire place
45:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime...
45:00 <Liinda> couleurs
45:00 <partay> youd be getting some hot sex in there
45:00 <Immutable> it's not hard to please a bitch
45:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
45:00 <Immutable> just got to read the german articles on it
45:00 <Kelevra> Eww sex
45:00 <alienated\romeo> i want to build a fire
45:00 <Liinda> hows u cooper
45:00 <Liinda> fucken
45:00 <Liinda> =)
45:00 <alienated\romeo> first i'll have to make a fire place
46:00 <couleurs> hot... it's too humid here... i'm melting
46:00 <alienated\romeo> wish i had some pizza to eat
46:00 <couleurs> n u?
46:00 <Liinda> couleurs where r u again?
46:00 <Adolf> Liinda ever had a man with a Hitler mo lick your taint?
46:00 <Immutable> rofl
46:00 <couleurs> hot... it's too humid here... i'm melting
46:00 <alienated\romeo> wish i had some pizza to eat
46:00 <couleurs> n u?
46:00 <Liinda> couleurs where r u again?
46:00 <Adolf> Liinda ever had a man with a Hitler mo lick your taint?
46:00 <Immutable> rofl
47:00 <Adolf> just wonderin
47:00 <couleurs> Mealbourne
47:00 <Liinda> Adolf all the time
47:00 <alienated\romeo> Adolf have you ever seen white people smoking?
47:00 <couleurs> y do u wanna b my valentine
47:00 <Liinda> couleurs its not that humid now.
47:00 <Liinda> couleurs sure, lets go out. 
47:00 <johninja> i think that is a no
47:00 <johninja> oh
47:00 <Liinda> lol
47:00 <Immutable> or if you can't be bothered reading about 500 pages of peer reviewed and tested articles about sex just put a pillow under her ass
47:00 <Immutable> that's easy mode
47:00 <couleurs> ok meet u @ flinders toilets in 30
47:00 <Liinda> no way... spencer ones are better.
47:00 <Adolf> just wonderin
47:00 <couleurs> Mealbourne
47:00 <Liinda> Adolf all the time
47:00 <alienated\romeo> Adolf have you ever seen white people smoking?
47:00 <couleurs> y do u wanna b my valentine
47:00 <Liinda> couleurs its not that humid now.
47:00 <Liinda> couleurs sure, lets go out. 
47:00 <johninja> i think that is a no
47:00 <johninja> oh
47:00 <Liinda> lol
47:00 <Immutable> or if you can't be bothered reading about 500 pages of peer reviewed and tested articles about sex just put a pillow under her ass
47:00 <Immutable> that's easy mode
47:00 <couleurs> ok meet u @ flinders toilets in 30
47:00 <Liinda> no way... spencer ones are better.
48:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda what can i say
48:00 <couleurs> Classy!!!!!!!
48:00 <Liinda> ;)
48:00 <couleurs> they're clean
48:00 <Immutable> or yell I'm going in dry
48:00 <Immutable> up to you
48:00 <Immutable> retards
48:00 <Liinda> haha
48:00 <Liinda> lol Immutable
48:00 <Liinda> Hawt, adolf is paying me a visit
48:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda what can i say
48:00 <couleurs> Classy!!!!!!!
48:00 <Liinda> ;)
48:00 <couleurs> they're clean
48:00 <Immutable> or yell I'm going in dry
48:00 <Immutable> up to you
48:00 <Immutable> retards
48:00 <Liinda> haha
48:00 <Liinda> lol Immutable
48:00 <Liinda> Hawt, adolf is paying me a visit
49:00 <Moke> achtung
49:00 <Liinda> babehhh
49:00 <alienated\romeo> ...
49:00 <Liinda> who was that anyways
49:00 <johninja> i think it's that spence isiot
49:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD1CD4XzFRg
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark Trailer [HD] (2014) (Feb 3, 2014) 1:10 - Category: Film and Animation - 2,264 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
49:00 <couleurs> MECHA SHARK
49:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i hope you smell nice
49:00 <couleurs> me 2
49:00 <Moke> achtung
49:00 <Liinda> babehhh
49:00 <alienated\romeo> ...
49:00 <Liinda> who was that anyways
49:00 <johninja> i think it's that spence isiot
49:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD1CD4XzFRg
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark Trailer [HD] (2014) (Feb 3, 2014) 1:10 - Category: Film and Animation - 2,264 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
49:00 <couleurs> MECHA SHARK
49:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i hope you smell nice
49:00 <couleurs> me 2
50:00 <alienated\romeo> im sure you would
50:00 <Liinda> i just farted romeo, wanna sniff?
50:00 <couleurs> thank u
50:00 <Moke> eat my chode
50:00 <Moke> thanx
50:00 <alienated\romeo> no thanks
50:00 <Liinda> lol
50:00 <Moke> .seen druidness
50:00 <alienated\romeo> i fart more than everyone
50:00 <Moke> !seen druidness
50:00 <Excessive> Moke, No matches were found.
50:00 <alienated\romeo> `seen Sluttydrop
50:00 <prowl> alienated\romeo, Sluttydrop ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sex 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours 54 minutes ago (29.01. 09:56) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 6 hours 33 minutes there.
50:00 <couleurs> !pisces
50:00 <Liinda> !bedtimestory
50:00 <Immutable> but yeah I wouldn't call this guy my friend
50:00 <alienated\romeo> im sure you would
50:00 <Liinda> i just farted romeo, wanna sniff?
50:00 <couleurs> thank u
50:00 <Moke> eat my chode
50:00 <Moke> thanx
50:00 <alienated\romeo> no thanks
50:00 <Liinda> lol
50:00 <Moke> .seen druidness
50:00 <alienated\romeo> i fart more than everyone
50:00 <Moke> !seen druidness
50:00 <Excessive> Moke, No matches were found.
50:00 <alienated\romeo> `seen Sluttydrop
50:00 <prowl> alienated\romeo, Sluttydrop ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sex 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours 54 minutes ago (29.01. 09:56) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 6 hours 33 minutes there.
50:00 <couleurs> !pisces
50:00 <Liinda> !bedtimestory
50:00 <Immutable> but yeah I wouldn't call this guy my friend
51:00 <Immutable> he's an asian dude I know who has a 4 inch dick
51:00 <johninja> aquaintence
51:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i bet you have nice boobs
51:00 <Liinda> i have inverted nipples
51:00 <johninja> oh wow
51:00 <alienated\romeo> i bet your lying
51:00 <Immutable> and he was upset because he was worried about upsetting the only girlfriend he has
51:00 <Liinda> i bet you're layin
51:00 <johninja> that doesn't make them not nice
51:00 <alienated\romeo> :P
51:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
51:00 <alienated\romeo> lay
51:00 <alienated\romeo> ing
51:00 <Immutable> he's an asian dude I know who has a 4 inch dick
51:00 <johninja> aquaintence
51:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda i bet you have nice boobs
51:00 <Liinda> i have inverted nipples
51:00 <johninja> oh wow
51:00 <alienated\romeo> i bet your lying
51:00 <Immutable> and he was upset because he was worried about upsetting the only girlfriend he has
51:00 <Liinda> i bet you're layin
51:00 <johninja> that doesn't make them not nice
51:00 <alienated\romeo> :P
51:00 <alienated\romeo> mmm
51:00 <alienated\romeo> lay
51:00 <alienated\romeo> ing
52:00 <johninja> fun to play with
52:00 <Liinda> who u talking about Immutable
52:00 <Immutable> just put a pillow under her ass 4 inches is enough that's easily the best sex she's had your competition is horrible
52:00 <couleurs> inverted penis
52:00 <couleurs> inner boner 
52:00 <couleurs> Yikes
52:00 <Liinda> inner love
52:00 <johninja> fun to play with
52:00 <Liinda> who u talking about Immutable
52:00 <Immutable> just put a pillow under her ass 4 inches is enough that's easily the best sex she's had your competition is horrible
52:00 <couleurs> inverted penis
52:00 <couleurs> inner boner 
52:00 <couleurs> Yikes
52:00 <Liinda> inner love
53:00 <johninja> lol couleurs
53:00 <Liinda> omg i need sleep
53:00 <Liinda> bed time story please
53:00 <alienated\romeo> what's love got to do with it?
53:00 <Liinda> ask tina turner
53:00 <johninja> hand emotion
53:00 <johninja> wow
53:00 <couleurs> Tuna Tirner
53:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda you found the man of your dreams in a book
53:00 <Liinda> i dont read porn
53:00 <alienated\romeo> and the book was a good rtead
53:00 <Immutable> had a gf that didn't have breast stimulation and deep vaginal stimulation...
53:00 <alienated\romeo> ahaha
53:00 <Liinda> 50 shades of desperation
53:00 <alienated\romeo> p0rn
53:00 <Immutable> so fucking boring having sex
53:00 <johninja> lol couleurs
53:00 <Liinda> omg i need sleep
53:00 <Liinda> bed time story please
53:00 <alienated\romeo> what's love got to do with it?
53:00 <Liinda> ask tina turner
53:00 <johninja> hand emotion
53:00 <johninja> wow
53:00 <couleurs> Tuna Tirner
53:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda you found the man of your dreams in a book
53:00 <Liinda> i dont read porn
53:00 <alienated\romeo> and the book was a good rtead
53:00 <Immutable> had a gf that didn't have breast stimulation and deep vaginal stimulation...
53:00 <alienated\romeo> ahaha
53:00 <Liinda> 50 shades of desperation
53:00 <alienated\romeo> p0rn
53:00 <Immutable> so fucking boring having sex
54:00 <johninja> when alienated\romeo isn't around i ask myself questions in pm
54:00 <Liinda> anyways im going to sleep. eyes are cloding
54:00 <johninja> nini
54:00 <Liinda> nights jinjy
54:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda pleasant dreams
54:00 <Serenity> yeah i hate it when my eyes clode
54:00 <Liinda> thx romes
54:00 <couleurs> 'night
54:00 <johninja> so much clode
54:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
54:00 <johninja> when alienated\romeo isn't around i ask myself questions in pm
54:00 <Liinda> anyways im going to sleep. eyes are cloding
54:00 <johninja> nini
54:00 <Liinda> nights jinjy
54:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda pleasant dreams
54:00 <Serenity> yeah i hate it when my eyes clode
54:00 <Liinda> thx romes
54:00 <couleurs> 'night
54:00 <johninja> so much clode
54:00 <alienated\romeo> :)
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
55:00 <Liinda> night couleurs, see u tomorrow for our hot valentines date
55:00 <Serenity> many eyes much clode
55:00 <johninja> wow
55:00 <couleurs> ok 
55:00 <alienated\romeo> ]\>
55:00 <Liinda> haha cloding... fucking keyboard n tired fingers
55:00 <Liinda> night couleurs, see u tomorrow for our hot valentines date
55:00 <Serenity> many eyes much clode
55:00 <johninja> wow
55:00 <couleurs> ok 
55:00 <alienated\romeo> ]\>
55:00 <Liinda> haha cloding... fucking keyboard n tired fingers
56:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda try more coffee
56:00 <alienated\romeo> works for me
56:00 <Liinda> coffee makes me sleepy
56:00 <Liinda> im immune to caffeine
56:00 <Immutable> me too
56:00 <alienated\romeo> o really okay then
56:00 <Immutable> I coded for 2 years straight
56:00 <couleurs> coffee me up scottee
56:00 <Liinda> yeah, im italian, being drinking espresso since i was a kid
56:00 <Immutable> you in the mafia Liinda ?
56:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda try more coffee
56:00 <alienated\romeo> works for me
56:00 <Liinda> coffee makes me sleepy
56:00 <Liinda> im immune to caffeine
56:00 <Immutable> me too
56:00 <alienated\romeo> o really okay then
56:00 <Immutable> I coded for 2 years straight
56:00 <couleurs> coffee me up scottee
56:00 <Liinda> yeah, im italian, being drinking espresso since i was a kid
56:00 <Immutable> you in the mafia Liinda ?
57:00 <alienated\romeo> ,
57:00 <couleurs> Food Mafia
57:00 <Excessive> italian aye?
57:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you drink soft drink?
57:00 <johninja> code this 8=====D
57:00 <Liinda> if i tell you Immutable, i might have to get you to work for me or die
57:00 <alienated\romeo> im allready dead
57:00 <Excessive> lawl
57:00 <Immutable> eh you better be hot
57:00 <couleurs> code that 8======D
57:00 <Liinda> Australian Made with Italian Parts
57:00 <Immutable> if you give me that ultimatum
57:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda you leave me feeling more dead inside everyday
57:00 <Excessive> wait .............. I know of an italian Liinda
57:00 <alienated\romeo> ,
57:00 <couleurs> Food Mafia
57:00 <Excessive> italian aye?
57:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda do you drink soft drink?
57:00 <johninja> code this 8=====D
57:00 <Liinda> if i tell you Immutable, i might have to get you to work for me or die
57:00 <alienated\romeo> im allready dead
57:00 <Excessive> lawl
57:00 <Immutable> eh you better be hot
57:00 <couleurs> code that 8======D
57:00 <Liinda> Australian Made with Italian Parts
57:00 <Immutable> if you give me that ultimatum
57:00 <alienated\romeo> Liinda you leave me feeling more dead inside everyday
57:00 <Excessive> wait .............. I know of an italian Liinda
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
58:00 <Immutable> I found this area on a counter strike server which was hidden
58:00 <Liinda> WOw could be me!
58:00 <Immutable> and I just kept playing I love chinese food
58:00 <Liinda> Or could be someone else
58:00 <Immutable> through the mic
58:00 <Immutable> and an admin wasn't on
58:00 <johninja> i'm going to pretend that Immutable and Excessive are the same person
58:00 <Liinda> i need to buy a new mic
58:00 <Immutable> anyway
58:00 <Excessive> r u in sydney Liinda?
58:00 <johninja> he fouind an italian girl named liinda in a hidden artea on counterstrike
58:00 <Immutable> so basically the entire map was trying to get me killed
58:00 <Liinda> Nope Excessive. I loved there 10 yrs ago tho
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
58:00 <Immutable> I found this area on a counter strike server which was hidden
58:00 <Liinda> WOw could be me!
58:00 <Immutable> and I just kept playing I love chinese food
58:00 <Liinda> Or could be someone else
58:00 <Immutable> through the mic
58:00 <Immutable> and an admin wasn't on
58:00 <johninja> i'm going to pretend that Immutable and Excessive are the same person
58:00 <Liinda> i need to buy a new mic
58:00 <Immutable> anyway
58:00 <Excessive> r u in sydney Liinda?
58:00 <johninja> he fouind an italian girl named liinda in a hidden artea on counterstrike
58:00 <Immutable> so basically the entire map was trying to get me killed
58:00 <Liinda> Nope Excessive. I loved there 10 yrs ago tho
59:00 <johninja> LOVED
59:00 <couleurs> do u kareoke Liinda 
59:00 <Liinda> *lived and loved
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Immutable> and they eventually found the vent into where I was hanging out
59:00 <Liinda> couleurs yeah sometimes but not in an asian i cant sing kind of way
59:00 <johninja> i awlays thought Liinda was in perth but i think she just told me that so i wouldn't bother trying to pick her up
59:00 <Excessive> oh, must be diff Liinda then
59:00 <Immutable> and I was throwing nades through the vent to fuck with them
59:00 <johninja> it's sooooo far away
59:00 <Immutable> they eventually killed my ass
59:00 <Liinda> jinja Nawh i am in Melbourne
59:00 <Immutable> then I got muted
59:00 <Immutable> :(
59:00 <johninja> LOVED
59:00 <couleurs> do u kareoke Liinda 
59:00 <Liinda> *lived and loved
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Immutable> and they eventually found the vent into where I was hanging out
59:00 <Liinda> couleurs yeah sometimes but not in an asian i cant sing kind of way
59:00 <johninja> i awlays thought Liinda was in perth but i think she just told me that so i wouldn't bother trying to pick her up
59:00 <Excessive> oh, must be diff Liinda then
59:00 <Immutable> and I was throwing nades through the vent to fuck with them
59:00 <johninja> it's sooooo far away
59:00 <Immutable> they eventually killed my ass
59:00 <Liinda> jinja Nawh i am in Melbourne
59:00 <Immutable> then I got muted
59:00 <Immutable> :(
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