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00:00 <spence> Yup brainz
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *yes
00:00 <brainz> then thats all that matters
00:00 <spence> ahuh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's
00:00 <spence> troo
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *true
00:00 <spence> allgudz
00:00 <brainz> do youre own shit and get stronger
00:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty illterate for two above us all
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
01:00 <spence> lmfao
01:00 <Picard> michelle
01:00 <spence> illiterate
01:00 <brainz> to be honest fcuk spellin
01:00 <spence> wanker
01:00 <brainz> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *fuck spelling
01:00 <spence> loser dsp
01:00 <brainz> this is irc chat spelling doesnt count
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *doesn't
02:00 <spence> bastard child
02:00 <brainz> if it was a uni degree etc that would count
02:00 <brainz> but this fckin irc chat
02:00 <brainz> fck spelling
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you two should spend more time getting familar with a dictionary and some education before attempting to be holier than thou
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *fucking
02:00 <Bastardly_One> *fuck
03:00 <brainz> my lack of education
03:00 <spence> B1 enjoy your next meal I'm paying for it
03:00 <brainz> has got me  70k + job
03:00 <brainz> anyone
03:00 <spence> and your next bong
03:00 <spence> and your rent
03:00 <spence> I pay your way arsehole
03:00 <brainz> my lack of spelling pays my fckin bills
03:00 <spence> remember that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *fucking
04:00 <Bastardly_One> told you you'd both fail
04:00 <spence> every morsel of food 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't listen would you? now you're both crying
04:00 <brainz> haha doesnt seem like i have failed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *doesn't
05:00 <brainz> hahaha
05:00 <milk> spence are you a taxpayer?
05:00 <spence> Milk do I pay your way too ?
05:00 <milk> can I have a new car plz?
05:00 <spence> Do I pay your rent as well
05:00 <Attila> proceeds. 
06:00 <spence> get a job loser
06:00 <spence> cya brainz
06:00 <milk> I have a job
06:00 <spence> ok cool
06:00 <spence> good guy
06:00 <milk> the govt pays me to sit around smoking dope and jerking off to porn
06:00 <spence> bad man
06:00 <Bastardly_One> mik, that's the true aussie spirit!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> good work
07:00 <spence> I paid for your dinner tonight
07:00 <Attila> Your judgement of good and bad doesn't mean a fuck to anyone. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
07:00 <spence> and no respect 
07:00 <spence> :/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for once I agree with Attila
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did that happen?
07:00 <spence> true Aussie scum
08:00 <kane> i have a erection 
08:00 <milk> when I'm not working for the govt, I come on IRC and insult people
08:00 <spence> attila obviously another dsp lowlife 
08:00 <spence> milking money out of me
09:00 <milk> it's not our fault you're an urban bovine
09:00 <spence> hope your povo income makes you happy
09:00 <kane> get a job spence
09:00 <spence> fuck up kano
09:00 <milk> yes, get a job
09:00 <simba> gte a girlfriend spence, its obvious you havent had a root in at least a couple of years
09:00 <spence> ya fat bastard
10:00 <milk> big fat urban bovines, chewing on the cud of the meadow of TV, just waiting to be stuffed in the mincer and made into McDonald's patties
10:00 <spence> Yeah simba I pay for your food too buddy
10:00 <simba> no i pay for my food
11:00 <spence> yeah with my money
11:00 <simba> what
11:00 <simba> how fucking stupid are you
11:00 <spence> ya fucken scabs
11:00 <spence> ur on dsp
11:00 <simba> cant you make something kind of plausible up
11:00 <simba> how many hours are you going to embarrass yourself before you leave
11:00 <spence> you are on dsp like b1
11:00 <Attila> Yep, you're the moocow, how does that feel?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> `fun moo
12:00 <milk> I love tits
12:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
12:00 <spence> Simba that's pension talk
12:00 <simba> are u on dsp 
13:00 <Picard> simba on a rant
13:00 <brainz> internet connection
13:00 <Attila> The government decides whether I'm eligible, not you. 
13:00 <spence> I work..your on dsp simba
13:00 <simba> whats dsp
13:00 <Attila> You're not my employment officer. 
13:00 <Attila> So fuck off. 
13:00 <milk> spence work harder bitach
13:00 <spence> simba is on dsp for depression
13:00 <spence> anxiety or some shit
14:00 <simba> what is dsp
14:00 <milk> spence is an out of work actor
14:00 <spence> Your just a lowlife pensioner
14:00 <Attila> You're just a fucking termite. 
14:00 <spence> cheers milk
14:00 <spence> I wish 
15:00 <Attila> Kiss ass, while you bitch, so you can get rich, but your boss gets richer off you. 
15:00 <simba> i dont know what dsp is id love to confirm or deny what youre trying to accuse me of
15:00 <milk> what do you do spence?
15:00 <spence> Attila simba is a dsp parasite
15:00 <simba> hes a tradie
15:00 <spence> your on the dsp simba
15:00 <Picard> lol @ simba pretending he doesnt know what dsp is
15:00 <simba> i dont really
15:00 <milk> you'll work harder with a gun in your back....
15:00 <spence> lol picard
15:00 <Attila> for a bowl of rice a day... 
15:00 <simba> it probably isnt even called that in SA
16:00 <brainz> another scotch
16:00 <spence> Picard he's on the dsp...we pay his rent 
16:00 <simba> what does it stand for
16:00 <milk> slave for soldiers till your head skewered on a stake....
16:00 <spence> Dsp
16:00 <Attila> :)
16:00 <milk> It's a holiday in Cabramatta
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what do the intitials stand for though?
16:00 <spence> simba your on the pension...get over it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *initials
17:00 <Attila> where you'll do what you're told...
17:00 <spence> ill feed you don't worry
17:00 <simba> yeah what does DSP actually stand for
17:00 <spence> goodnight people
17:00 <brainz> not another one of these i can spell fckwits
17:00 <ZeroDistance> nite
17:00 <brainz> lol
17:00 <Attila> we're not worried. get plenty of shuteye, early start tomorrow. 
17:00 <spence> night brainz
17:00 <brainz> nite
18:00 <kane> fuck off spence
18:00 <spence> the rest of you....fuck yourselves
18:00 <Attila> Keep your ear to the grindstone. 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what's dsp though?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do you actually know?
18:00 <spence> your life is dsp
18:00 <spence> lolz
18:00 <simba> what does DSP actually stand for spence you seem to be the expert on government suppoyrt
18:00 <simba> support
19:00 <spence> its your bread n butter
19:00 <spence> lowies
19:00 <simba> thats bnb
19:00 <simba> we're asking about dsp
19:00 <Attila> It's your shout, spence. 
19:00 <Attila> Just the kind way I like my bread. 
19:00 <Attila> of*
19:00 <brainz> ohh i see
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if abbot has his way there will be no butter though
20:00 <brainz> Disability Support Pension
20:00 <spence> Yeah ya lowies
20:00 <brainz> fck
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we knew that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he didn't
20:00 <spence> you'll be working for it b1
20:00 <simba> finally 1 of you googled it
20:00 <Attila> I'll -always- have butter. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> which was our point ...
20:00 <kane> spence gets a wheelchair allowance
20:00 <brainz> why the fck would you need to know that
20:00 <brainz> i googled it and there it was
21:00 <brainz> fck
21:00 <simba> spence kept going on about DSP and i got curious how he gets his money, i guess hes disbaled in some way
21:00 <spence> For pushing your retarded sister kane lol
21:00 <kane> LOL google
21:00 <simba> what kinda disability spence?
21:00 <spence> lol simba I pay for your shopping
21:00 <Attila> mental retardation, simba. 
21:00 <simba> what
21:00 <spence> Dsp goose
21:00 <simba> what shopping
21:00 <simba> when
21:00 <Attila> isn't it obvious?
21:00 <spence> every fortnight
21:00 <simba> yes
21:00 <simba> i dont shop periodically like that
21:00 <simba> i thikn you have me mistaken
22:00 <spence> nope its yoy
22:00 <spence> you
22:00 <simba> my shopping is very sporadic  you cant keep an eye on me
22:00 <simba> no im sorry you are mistaken
22:00 <simba> please try again 
22:00 <Picard> simba is really on a rant tonight, didnt you get any cock this weekend?
22:00 <spence> no I'm not...I pay for you to live
22:00 <simba> hang on andy im talking
23:00 <kane> lol
23:00 <spence> lol @ simba ranting
23:00 <simba> im not ranting
23:00 <spence> stfu kane
23:00 <simba> this is a rant
23:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
23:00 <simba> or this
23:00 <spence> you fat bastard
23:00 <Picard> simba on a rant
23:00 <simba> wait nevermind
23:00 <Attila> spence on a rant? No way!
23:00 <kane> spence is attackin me
24:00 <simba> he hates himself so he'll attack most users
24:00 <spence> kanes huge
24:00 <kane> coz he lacks self esteem
24:00 <simba> if only we had moderators here
24:00 <brainz> fck i need some smokes
24:00 <spence> users of dsp mostly
24:00 <spence> like simba 
24:00 <spence> Dsp king
25:00 <spence> he will never get off the dsp
25:00 <Attila> It's good to be king.... 
25:00 <brainz> haha wouldnt be funny if a DSP agent or officer was on here
25:00 <spence> lmfao
25:00 <BlackDevil> let me poo on your chest
25:00 <brainz> monitoring the users 
25:00 <spence> Would be great
25:00 <brainz> i bet most would leave
25:00 <spence> simba would probs get the arse
25:00 <brainz> for fear of losing there DSP
25:00 <spence> lolz brainz
26:00 <spence> lmfao
26:00 <brainz> i wonder if that could be arranged
26:00 <spence> ill look into it
26:00 <Attila> Now... WE KNOW... that you're entering chat rooms under the nick 'Attila'
26:00 <brainz> does the DSP department have a phone line for dobing in peeps
26:00 <spence> just to fuck simba over
26:00 <Attila> Bragging about your dsp. 
26:00 <spence> lol
27:00 <Attila> It does actually. 
27:00 <brainz> really
27:00 <Attila> I don't know what it is. 
27:00 <brainz> ahh kewl
27:00 <brainz> but i think we do need a DSP offcier in here
27:00 <brainz> officer in here
27:00 <spence> simba done fucked up !
27:00 <milk> oh shit, Centrelink police!
28:00 <Attila> but maybe he has legitimate reasons. 
28:00 <spence> Lol@ dsp officer
28:00 <brainz> thats what they have dont they
28:00 <brainz> officers or case managers
28:00 <Attila> Anyway, that'll be sorted soon enough. 
28:00 <spence> I gtg brainz
28:00 <brainz> ok bye
28:00 <brainz> look inot the DSP case manager that likes to chat
28:00 <brainz> lol
28:00 <brainz> into
29:00 <Attila> Can you determine that he's capable of work?
29:00 <Attila> though?
29:00 <brainz> not for me to decide
29:00 <Attila> Exactly. 
30:00 <brainz> but im sure now that the Libral party is in power and the encouragement of finding a job
30:00 <brainz> has a lot to do with it
30:00 <spence> Nah his depression won't allow it
30:00 <brainz> why do you think they are on DSP becuase the government fucked up New start
30:00 <Attila> The people with depression are probably going to be weeded out. 
30:00 <spence> Cya dsp simba
30:00 <BlackDevil> Attila is a cat
30:00 <Attila> They'll put them on some bullshit program to rehabilitate. 
30:00 <simba> whats dsp
31:00 <spence> enjoy your next meal...its on me
31:00 <brainz> hehe
31:00 <BlackDevil> or a shit band
31:00 <BlackDevil> yolo
31:00 <simba> never heard of em
31:00 <simba> are they a band
31:00 <BlackDevil> google says it is
31:00 <brainz> im gonna go buy some smokes
32:00 <spence> form
32:00 <spence> lol goodnight dsp 
32:00 <simba> whats dsp
32:00 <simba> never heard of it
32:00 <simba> what channel are they on
32:00 <simbadsp> night all
32:00 <simbadsp> cya in morning
32:00 <potato> capacitor
33:00 <simba> ES File Explorer
33:00 <simba> hey steven
33:00 <simbadsp> diode
33:00 <BlackDevil> i like IE
33:00 <potato> do you ever use your beer gut as a beer holder
33:00 <simbadsp> goodnight simba
34:00 <simba> cya man good luck with your disability payments
34:00 <simbadsp> ill stay online just so everyone can see my name lilz
34:00 <simba> how can they see your name if youre not active
34:00 <simbadsp> night bludger
35:00 <simbadsp> list
35:00 <simbadsp> wanker
35:00 <simbadsp> dsp wanker
36:00 <simbadsp> So how long u been on dsp?
36:00 <ZeroDistance> i had some slimfasty
36:00 <ZeroDistance> some vanilla shit this chick left here
37:00 <BlackDevil> she pooped vanilla?
37:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
37:00 <ZeroDistance> kristen left it in the cupboard, guess she forgot it
37:00 <ZeroDistance> wonder if ill feel full soon
37:00 <Attila> Ew. that's beyond kinky. 
39:00 <BlackDevil> when was the last time you fapped in public
39:00 <Attila> Yeah, I'm a quadroplegic in a neck brace, and I come on here to vent. 
39:00 <Attila> :)
39:00 <Attila> So now you know. 
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> if that was ever real of someone we'd never truly know
40:00 <simba> true
40:00 <simba> of someone
40:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <Attila> Attila's a vegie. 
41:00 <Attila> I probably haven't heard the last of that one. 
41:00 <brainz> winter olympics are fcked apparently
41:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck the winter olympics
42:00 <brainz> places are still under construction
42:00 <brainz> the water is fcked
42:00 <brainz> Olympic village is shit apparently
43:00 <Attila> Not surprising. 
43:00 <simba> russia is the jail of the world
43:00 <brainz> yeah afterall it is Russia thats run by the Russian mafia (X KGB)
44:00 <doctor> Doesn't stop certain people proclaiming russia is the new bastion of hope that the west needs
50:00 <couleurs> #LIVEPOEL
52:00 <doctor> have you any liver spots?
52:00 <doctor> hello milk
52:00 <milk> hello doctor
53:00 <doctor> how's your neck of the woods?
54:00 <milk> went out for a coffee a while ago
54:00 <doctor> yeah i get ya
55:00 <doctor> whom with?
55:00 <milk> by myself
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> glen close and john malcovich are married in this movie and they both have that close together eye look
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> like they're siblings
56:00 <doctor> that's pretty daring of you
56:00 <milk> how so?
57:00 <milk> it's a sad day when you can't just go and grab a coffee while you jot in your notepad
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
58:00 <doctor> never mind, i'm just not accustomed to drinking coffee for luxury
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> on that note time to read outside 
59:00 <milk> you make it sound like it's all a homicide-a-thon
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn corby
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's going to be so fucking rich
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> do a dime in some prison come back be paid a fortune
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor are you going to see Wolf Creek 2 and masturbate?
01:00 <doctor> nah
01:00 <doctor> i'm no monster
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ARE WE LIVING IN OUR LAST DAYS? HOLY BIBLE
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if it'll be any good
03:00 <doctor> it could be, but I haven't seen a film in a long while
04:00 <couleurs> :)
04:00 <doctor> most films are too unrelatable for me, if that makes any sense
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes it does
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> well im hyped cause by 3pm on thurs ill b back here at home with my new ink finished
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow uma thurman is fuckable in this danerous liasions film, she hadnt grown bigbird feet yet
08:00 <Sponge> i'm watching all new netflix
08:00 <Sponge> for the low low price of $7 a month unlimited movies and tv shows
09:00 <couleurs> not sure i can afford it.......
09:00 <couleurs> j/k i'm not Pieter!!!!!!!
10:00 <Sponge> sign up couleurs . you won't regret it
10:00 <couleurs> i'm waiting 4 house of cards
11:00 <couleurs> then i will ok
11:00 <Sponge> it's on netflix
11:00 <couleurs> s2
12:00 <Sponge> all new kevin spacey
12:00 <couleurs> yea
12:00 <couleurs> he owns
17:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/008hIJu.png
22:00 <doctor> can never get enoug of george costanza
23:00 <whencanibehappy> i saw him live
23:00 <whencanibehappy> i had the best seats in the whole house
23:00 <whencanibehappy> row A first seat next to the steps centre
23:00 <doctor> nice
24:00 <whencanibehappy> bought them on gumtree for only $100 each
24:00 <whencanibehappy> only $10 more then the original price
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i bought an a3 canvas of him and sat there all night with a pen
24:00 <whencanibehappy> then he didnt sign it 
24:00 <whencanibehappy> and at the end he was kinda pausing expecting me to give it to him
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i said fuck off cunt
24:00 <whencanibehappy> i waited all night
25:00 <whencanibehappy> then i didnt watch seinfeld for a week i was really pissed off
25:00 <whencanibehappy> hes a fucking jew
25:00 <whencanibehappy> i went to jimmy car the other night and i have dave chappelle tickets too
26:00 <doctor> you did the right thing
26:00 <whencanibehappy> what part?
26:00 <doctor> all of it
27:00 <whencanibehappy> ok
27:00 <whencanibehappy> his show wasnt that great
27:00 <whencanibehappy> it was ok
27:00 <whencanibehappy> but not great
27:00 <whencanibehappy> jimi cars would have been better if i didnt already know all the jokes from watching it on youtube
28:00 <doctor> you seen dylan moran? i get a good laugh out of him
28:00 <doctor> most of his stuff in on youtube
29:00 <whencanibehappy> nah
29:00 <whencanibehappy> there is this gay comedian who is really good
29:00 <whencanibehappy> english bloke
29:00 <whencanibehappy> looks kinda like elton john
29:00 <doctor> eddie izzard
29:00 <doctor> yeah he's good
38:00 <Sponge> doctor how is your netflix account
39:00 <doctor> non-existant
39:00 <doctor> i could never afford something like that
39:00 <Mew> i like paul foot
39:00 <Sponge> do you not like the latest films and tv shows instantly streamed to your computer, tv or console???
39:00 <doctor> of course not, it's all rubbish
39:00 <Sponge> $7 a month. that's like 2 dvd rentals
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> netflix is crap
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> latest films my cunt
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> they come out on blu ray b4 netflix
41:00 <doctor> i've got enough drama in my own life
41:00 <simba> liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal 
41:00 <simba> liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal liverpool 5 -1 arsenal 
42:00 <doctor> `seen skip
42:00 <prowl> doctor, skip ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( [stebie] You are still permbanned. [Ref: gambler]) 13 weeks 6 days 1 hour 59 minutes ago (03.11. 22:42), after spending 16 minutes there.
42:00 <Saemon> `seen bastardly_one
42:00 <prowl> Saemon, Bastardly_One ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 hours 19 minutes ago (08.02. 18:23) stating "Quit: it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not" after spending 16 hours 31 minutes there.
43:00 <Mew> `seen sgt-splode
43:00 <prowl> Mew, Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 25 weeks 3 hours 18 minutes ago (17.08. 21:24) stating "Quit: I want to meet myself in the year 2000 and tell him to fuck that hooker with razor-slashes all over herself, because #yolo" after spending 1 hour 3 minutes there.
43:00 <doctor> RIP them all
43:00 <Mew> may they live on forever in our hearts
44:00 <doctor> always
44:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pyC7WnvLT4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Albert Hammond - It Never Rains In Southern California (Jun 11, 2006) 3:23 - Category: Music - 4,029,074 views - 8,972 likes (98.3%), 156 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <doctor> oooh i like this
45:00 <simba> `seen arsenal
45:00 <prowl> simba, arsenal? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember arsenal.
46:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbGBnkuyzKU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman (Sep 5, 2013) 3:54 - Category: Music - 3,621 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Sponge> i hope sgt splode is ok
52:00 <Sponge> he may have been removed from his welfare house
54:00 <simba> i heard he lives with Pieter
56:00 <doctor> it's a mystery
57:00 <doctor> `seen pz
57:00 <prowl> doctor, I found 4 matches to your query: Kick, barbaranne, simbaa, pz. Kick ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to screwss on #sydney 8 weeks 55 minutes ago (15.12. 00:02), but screwss mysteriously dematerialized.
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> imagine if screwss was pz...
58:00 <doctor> apparently homeless in SA now
58:00 <doctor> he used to live 5 minutes from me
59:00 <simba> hes prob 5 mins from me 
00:00 <doctor> i've met up with him before, he could never make eye contact
00:00 <Mew> you met pz?
00:00 <doctor> when I spoke with him it was like he was speaking with the wall behind me
00:00 <simba> thats jerome right
00:00 <doctor> yeah
00:00 <simba> lol awesome
00:00 <Mew> whaaaaaaaaaaat
00:00 <Mew> that is badass
00:00 <doctor> good bloke, let me in his house
01:00 <Mew> how did you line that up doctor?
01:00 <simba> maybe i will go to that shelter on hindley street and ask around for jerome
01:00 <Mew> asif hes in adelaide now
01:00 <Mew> id meet him
01:00 <Mew> id have mace within arms reach but id definitely meet him incase hes the fun kind of crazy
01:00 <doctor> yeah he wouldn't hurt a fly. he's all talk
01:00 <Serenity> pz isnt jerome..
02:00 <doctor> pz is shane
02:00 <Serenity> ^^
02:00 <Mew> so which one did you meet doctor?
02:00 <Serenity> pz
02:00 <simba> oh
02:00 <simba> shane the christian
02:00 <simba> i always confuse pz and plivent
03:00 <Mew> damn i really wanted it to be jerome
03:00 <Serenity> what happened to jerome
03:00 <Mew> the other one is a bit boring
03:00 <Serenity> he fell off the face of irc
03:00 <Mew> `seen plivent
03:00 <prowl> Mew, I found 2 matches to your query: hitler, plivent. hitler ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to johnny on #melbourne 23 weeks 3 days 22 hours 29 minutes ago (28.08. 02:34), but johnny mysteriously dematerialized.
03:00 <doctor> he's not christian, just a vagabond asocial
03:00 <Serenity> he'd wanna have a better personality irl
03:00 <Serenity> cause hes fucking pathetic here
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin what about crimson_chaos
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> he was a cunt
04:00 <xm> ive heard him talk over this chat thing
04:00 <xm> and he sounds very nervous/jittery
04:00 <Serenity> he wanted to meet up with me, but i dont know if he really wanted to or he was talking shit. either way i wasnt going
04:00 <xm> or maybe it was my manly presence that intimidated him
04:00 <Mew> our friend has a voice message left by pandasdontdrive on his phone yelling about missing dvds and he samples it in some of his songs
05:00 <simba> lmao
05:00 <xm> have you met many Perth IRC people Serenity ?
05:00 <Serenity> no
05:00 <xm> LOL Mew !
05:00 <xm> link me up
05:00 <doctor> I've met a few
05:00 <xm> yeah, i met heaps ages ago. lost count
05:00 <Mew> hes gone all undercover now so ill have to ask him to put it up again
05:00 <xm> but not really interested anymore
05:00 <Serenity> ive met like 2 perth irc people
05:00 <simba> panda left me a hell long msg once that i completely forgot about where he was threatening me at the start but by the end he was calling me bro
05:00 <xm> what genre Mew ?
06:00 <Mew> oh.. hard to describe
06:00 <Mew> noise?
06:00 <Serenity> and theres a few that went into perth i went to school with so they dont count
06:00 <xm> why am i sampling piet when i can work off panda
06:00 <xm> he'll rant for hours leaving me with a goldmine to edit
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
06:00 <Mew> huhu
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> hephalump_j
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was a scrag
06:00 <simba> you should paste his ranting into microsoft sam
06:00 <Mew> we should have a 2014 irc meet
06:00 <Serenity> man i love microsoft sam
06:00 <Serenity> what a champ
07:00 <Mew> someone would probably get murdered
07:00 <Mew> probably me
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah bro
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> me bro
07:00 <Mew> if we stick together maybe we can survive
07:00 <simba> maybe
07:00 <Serenity> there is far too much grenadine in the bottom of my glass
07:00 <Serenity> ugh
07:00 <xm> The Log Cabin  [Rated R for Horror, Sex scenes, Drug Use, Violence]
07:00 <Mew> we can use your tasmanian zebra as a shield
08:00 <doctor> those left here just before austnet kicks the bucket will have something to tell to their great grand children
08:00 <Mew> LOL fuck xm
08:00 <xm> like the cabin from evil dead
08:00 <Serenity> that movie is hilarious
08:00 <Serenity> i want to watch it
08:00 <Mew> seriously shut up its really dark outside
08:00 <xm> i saw one of the evil dead sequels
08:00 <xm> cant rememebr which one
08:00 <Mew> id prefer it if a little bit of wee didnt come out just because a moth hits the window or something
08:00 <xm> the one where he shrinks
08:00 <Serenity> mew lives in the evil dead log cabin
08:00 <Serenity> oooo
08:00 <xm> well there are millions of tiny hims
08:00 <xm> it did my head in
09:00 <doctor> "back before the tweet and the facebuckets there was a ye ol virtual world which name shall never be mentioned again"
09:00 <Mew> that sounds like an acid trip not a movie
09:00 <xm> Mew: would you be against a gun being in the house?
09:00 <Serenity> have you seen the original evil dead mew?
09:00 <Serenity> its fucking borked
09:00 <Mew> are you fucking joking LOL
09:00 <Mew> i have a spear gun
09:00 <xm> hahah
09:00 <Mew> i guess that would do the job
09:00 <Mew> it looks intimidating
10:00 <Mew> i havent seen any of the evil deads Serenity
10:00 <Serenity> you should
10:00 <Mew> scary movies are too scary
10:00 <Serenity> good laugh
10:00 <doctor> i only saw the first two
10:00 <doctor> i quite liked them
10:00 <Mew> oh is it a comedy?
11:00 <Serenity> nah
11:00 <Serenity> they're meant to be horror but its just not horror anymore
11:00 <Mew> the last scary movie i saw was house on haunted hill
11:00 <xm> i did find the first one kinda scary
11:00 <Mew> i dont wanna know how advanced they are now
11:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last one i watched
11:00 <Serenity> maybe the conjuring at the cinema
11:00 <xm> im assuming you mean the remake Mew
11:00 <xm> the original is not scary at all
12:00 <Serenity> im getting a bit soft in my old age though they freak me out
12:00 <xm> and yeah i found the remake frightening
12:00 <Mew> when did the original come out?
12:00 <xm> 1959
12:00 <Mew> oh it was the remake lol
12:00 <xm> before people settled on your island
12:00 <Mew> i think there might have been aboriginals here then
12:00 <doctor> the first tried to pass itself as the typical teenage horror flick but the second was decent enough not to take itself too seriously
12:00 <xm> i was kidding
12:00 <xm> anyway the original had vincent price
12:00 <Mew> oh LOL
13:00 <xm> and he kinda camps up movies
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> you mean my tasmanian mother in law lol
13:00 <Mew> oh there were definitely whities here then too
13:00 <Serenity> i used to watch nothing but horror but since ive gotten older they creep me out more its strange
13:00 <Serenity> even once ive watched a million times
14:00 <doctor> yeah that is strange
14:00 <xm> last movie to freak me out is the conjuring
14:00 <xm> what that if you havent
14:00 <stompin> ooooooooooo
14:00 <xm> watch*
14:00 <Mew> i watched the ring with some friends at a sleepover and i laughed when the horse fell off the boat
14:00 <Serenity> i watched it at the cinema xm
14:00 <xm> what did you think?
15:00 <Serenity> i really liked it
15:00 <Serenity> very spooky
15:00 <xm> you know the psychic woman?
15:00 <Mew> then when the lights went out and we all went to sleep a huntsman crawled on my face and i smooshed my hand into my face thinking it was a stray hair then went to the bathroom and turned the light on to see a massive squished spider on my face
15:00 <Mew> blamed it on the horse
15:00 <Serenity> ive read about her yeah
15:00 <Mew> hated horror movies since
15:00 <Mew> fuck you huntsman
15:00 <Serenity> i dont know what i think of her
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol huntsman
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin girl
15:00 <xm> that woman does have a cameo
15:00 <xm> she's in the crowd at the lecture
15:00 <xm> the old woman with boofy grey hair
15:00 <Serenity> yeah
15:00 <Serenity> her and her husband were responcible for the amittyville stuff
16:00 <Serenity> which turned out to be a load of cock and bull
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> my mrs had a cameo in MiB
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was that centipede boss thing
17:00 <Mew> lmfao
18:00 <Serenity> mm getting sleepy
18:00 <ViolentJ> youre a disgusting pig of an excuse for a human being
19:00 <simba> calm down 
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> just coz i can come up with a better insult of her than u can
20:00 <ViolentJ> as true as it may be its still a dog act
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
22:00 <Mew> http://m5.i.pbase.com/u11/jesse/upload/2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg
22:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
22:00 <Serenity> put zebra stripes on it
22:00 <Serenity> twins
22:00 <Mew> hi FolkDancer
23:00 <Saemon> hi FolkDancer
23:00 <Saemon> are you new? welcome to melbourne
23:00 <Mew> i love it when new chatters come in all excited and ready to chat their bums off
23:00 <Saemon> im saemon, its nice to meet you
23:00 <Mew> thats how i know theyre gonna be a genuinely new really cool chatter
23:00 <Mew> welcome FolkDancer
23:00 <FolkDancer> hi Mew and Saemon
23:00 <Mew> where are you from FolkDancer?
24:00 <Serenity> FolkDancer seems chipper
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would be weird
24:00 <FolkDancer> montreal canada
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> im a twin with my mother in law
24:00 <Mew> LMFAO
24:00 <Mew> stahp
24:00 <Saemon> an montreal...montreal screwjob bret hart
25:00 <FolkDancer> yep i heard abt that; not up to date on that :(
25:00 <Mew> is there any way we can get in touch with plivent and ask him to come back?
25:00 <Serenity> is he still on that dating site
26:00 <Mew> didnt even know he was on one
26:00 <Serenity> sif faux didnt show you
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <Mew> newp
26:00 <Mew> was it recently?
27:00 <Serenity> amoosh taco
27:00 <Serenity> moosh
27:00 <Mew> it mightve been before my time
27:00 <Serenity> on ok cupid
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> we should count how many photos of ppl in here have genital photos on the internet
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp derp photos people in the photos people derp
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> engrish
27:00 <[Maverick]> taco
27:00 <[Maverick]> where 
28:00 <Mew> taco taco taco
28:00 <Mew> - j lo
28:00 <[Maverick]> taco kisses 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> is pieters vid questionable
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> or is it legit
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz like.. if its legit.. he has the mankiest feet ever
32:00 <[Maverick]> lol, you know it's a slow night when waix is wanting authenticity on a shitty wank video
33:00 <simba> montreal rise up
33:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is he thinking of pieters wank video
33:00 <ViolentJ> he wants to have a wank
33:00 <xm> he got banned for death threats or something on okcupid
34:00 <xm> his soundcloud is around though
34:00 <simba> who
34:00 <xm> he had his personal facebook on there too at one time, which someone found, and contacted his family
34:00 <xm> plivent
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> [23:27] <WaixYourLegs> we should count how many photos of ppl in here have genital photos on the internet
35:00 <simba> anyone whos sent them over MMS would so millions
35:00 <simba> would too*
35:00 <[Maverick]> we know you don't.. cause not many people have access to the hubble telescope 
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> telescope makes things far away really close
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> yderp
36:00 <xm> use it in the other direction
36:00 <Serenity> i have [Maverick]'s genitals on my phone
36:00 <Mew> oh my gooooooooooooooooooood Serenity!!!!!!!!
36:00 <[Maverick]> exactly WaixYourLegs
36:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
36:00 <Mew> i have never seen that before LOL
36:00 <Serenity> really??
36:00 <Serenity> hahah
36:00 <ViolentJ> i have [Maverick]'s genitals on my phone too
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> make his cock look really far away?
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> wot?
36:00 <xm> maverick is gir right?
37:00 <Serenity> yes
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
37:00 <xm> if so ive seen the bathroom pic, but i think it was tucked
37:00 <xm> might be another person
37:00 <Serenity> LOL
37:00 <xm> perth...small place
37:00 <Serenity> he has a bathroom one but it was covered by a hat i think
37:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHA 
37:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
38:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/Y0VBp80.jpg
38:00 <doctor> what is?
38:00 <Serenity> LOL fuck
38:00 <Serenity> happy nut.
38:00 <xm> i remember drawing a smiley on my dick with a marker when i was about 6. it felt like it was BURNING
39:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick
39:00 <Serenity> it would be like a fucken billboard
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> whos was the cunt pic?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> gfaux?
39:00 <Serenity> id write something new one it every day
39:00 <Serenity> on
39:00 <simba> me 2
39:00 <ViolentJ> and stick it in things
40:00 <Serenity> like watermelons
40:00 <Serenity> and couch holes
40:00 <ViolentJ> super suction fleshlights
40:00 <doctor> they just get in the way and consume too much energy
40:00 <Serenity> but when i got board
40:00 <Serenity> bored..
40:00 <Mew> a family friend of pirates stuck his willy in the hole of a globe off one of those stands when he was little and then he got an erection and the globe got stuck on his paynus
41:00 <Serenity> like.. at the traffic lights i could just have a tickle
41:00 <Mew> the kids mum had to get it off
41:00 <Serenity> its far too much effort or a female to do that
41:00 <doctor> humans would be a lot better off it they mated like fish
41:00 <Mew> oh god theres no good way out of this story
41:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
41:00 <xm> this is why boys should be cut
41:00 <simba> dont even joke about that horrible mutilation
41:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Serenity> would being cut stop them getting stuck in things?
42:00 <xm> where's riverqueen
42:00 <Mew> i think you can still get an erection with your cock in a globe without a foreskin
42:00 <Serenity> hahaha
42:00 <Mew> depends what turns you on really
42:00 <Mew> suck it iceland
43:00 <Serenity> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - PONPONPON , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON (Jul 18, 2011) 4:15 - Category: Music - 4,392,830 views -
43:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder if he looked at the lighter side of the situation 
43:00 <Attila> simba, you should be fuckin' cut. 
44:00 <doctor> RIP Nippon
44:00 <simba> uses an apostrophe instead of a g on irc
44:00 <Mew> frank 'n' beans
44:00 <Mew> have u theen my batheball
44:00 <Serenity> attila why do you care what another dudes cock looks like
44:00 <Serenity> bit weird m8
44:00 <Attila> You having a go at my grammar?
44:00 <[Maverick]> how the fuck did you get the beans above the frank
44:00 <simba> makes xm leave
44:00 <Attila> Don't even go there. 
44:00 <ViolentJ> Attila wants all the cocks
45:00 <Attila> I didn't mean his foreskin, serenity. 
45:00 <Mew> i actually love it when Attila gets angry now
45:00 <Mew> its a bit sexy
45:00 <Mew> i dont know why
45:00 <Serenity> oh
45:00 <Serenity> thats alright then
45:00 <Attila> I mean he should have his throat cut. 
45:00 <Serenity> bit harsh
45:00 <simba> you can tell hes always dropped a dorito under the desk or lost a duel in WoW when he comes back to irc
45:00 <[Maverick]> who is the Attila character? 
45:00 <[Maverick]> previous nicks? 
45:00 <Serenity> hes always been attila
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <Mew> hes been attila as long as ive been here
45:00 <[Maverick]> ahh 
46:00 <Mew> get angry again Attila
46:00 <Mew> fthp
46:00 <doctor> yeah he's been about
46:00 <Attila> I'm off to extort money.... bye. 
46:00 <Serenity> just so everyone knows Adonis_Bali is at the bali airport. we can all relax
46:00 <doctor> famous writer too profound for anybody to know about
46:00 <Serenity> (it just popped up in fb im not that much of a stalker)
46:00 <[Maverick]> hey, doing what WaixYourLegs does to his wife while she works.. extorts money out of her 
47:00 <simba> Attila: the elipsis is three dots, just so you know for next time
47:00 <simba> take care brother
47:00 <Mew> my main concern is why isnt his nickname Adonis_Airport right now
47:00 <Serenity> right?
47:00 <Mew> this throws my whole irc experience off
47:00 <Serenity> its just rude
48:00 <doctor> Who's adonis?
48:00 <Serenity> hope someone doesnt tamper with his boogie board bag
48:00 <xm> schapelle's lawyer
48:00 <xm> he just sealed the deal to get schapelle free
48:00 <simba> wait so adonis made it out of bali alive
48:00 <Serenity> yeah
48:00 <Serenity> well hes not out yet
49:00 <doctor> It's not Thailand, so he should be fine
49:00 <Serenity> hes a bulked up white dude from asutralia
49:00 <Mew> they have saunas in bali too doctor
49:00 <Serenity> he will be fine
49:00 <xm> all you need is to bribe people if you're ever in trouble
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> g as a fuckin apostrophe
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is sick as cunted vuck
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> omf
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> f as a g
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> v as an f
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is gonna be fuckin sik
50:00 <Serenity> shut up waix ffs
50:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs are you getting a blow job from your dad right now
50:00 <Mew> a dadjob
51:00 <Serenity> papablow
51:00 <simba> every dad has his day
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah im fuckin tabbin out of css
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta be a quik cunt
53:00 <ViolentJ> Q.Q
53:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> css
54:00 <simba> link 2 server
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats like going back and playing goldeneye on 64
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> gamearena
54:00 <simba> goldeneye fucking owns tho
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> 203.46.105.66:21800
54:00 <simba> so does cs
54:00 <simba> Nice
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> man you can say it owns
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> you go back and play it and it sucks balls
55:00 <simba> i do play it 
55:00 <simba> when was the last time you did
55:00 <simba> (be honest)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> last time i had it on laptop
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got turok
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> still play that lol
55:00 <simba> 5 years ago?
55:00 <simba> +
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah less
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
56:00 <simba> Lol.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> had turok 2 dunno what happened to that n goldeneye
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> i been playing cs since 2003
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta say i didnt like the goldeneye remake
56:00 <doctor> Sgt_Splode
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> old one owns tho
56:00 <doctor> we assumed you were dead
56:00 <simba> as FPS_Fred
56:00 <Sgt_Splode> i ma eadn
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> cs:go is pretty good too
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get premium for bf4
57:00 <simba> wb Sgt_Splode 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> 70 bucks and im still thinking about it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> for one year..
57:00 <Mew> NO
57:00 <Mew> NO WAY
57:00 <Sgt_Splode> nooobto ldhled me Am u ed u quit eoiomst time aho
57:00 <Mew> oh
57:00 <Attila> You play it enough... what? are you poor?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> splodey
57:00 <xm> we dod ,oss ypu
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
58:00 <Sgt_Splode> im o tdead lo
58:00 <Mew> whats wrong with Sgt_Splode :(
58:00 <Mew> omg :(
58:00 <doctor> what voodoo is this?
58:00 <simba> say goodbye... close ur eyes for one last time....
58:00 <Mew> i think im about to cry irl
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck BF4
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> get PS2
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> its free
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and awesome
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> MMORPG FPS
59:00 <simba> get Super Mario Bros. You'll love it.
59:00 <doctor> we've conjured some bad hocus pocus here on austnet tonight
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps2?
00:00 <Mew> no shit
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 is great
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav fps ever
00:00 <Mew> i hope he wasnt having a stroke
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> flood zone map  made me jizz
00:00 <Mew> actually it was splode, who am i kidding, he was having a stroke
00:00 <Mew> but i hope he wasnt having a proper stroke
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude download planetside 2
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> its way better than bf4
00:00 <doctor> zombie splode
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its free
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what kinda genre is planetside 2
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> im playing a war game, 21st century war
01:00 <simba> Dude. Check out a little gem called 'Pong'. Warning: Seriously addictive stuff.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want to play some sci fi crap, planetside sounds sci fi
01:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive wants war simulations because he is being trained up for the army
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> these games are sooo realistic... not
02:00 <simba> they are hyper realistic war simulations dont you think
02:00 <simba> its crazy how advanced they are now
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> its MMORPG FPS
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> like bf4
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> but better
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the graphics and gameplay etc are great
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> u gain XP
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> get better guns
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but nowhere close to real
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> its futiristic
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill check it out
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres 3 worlds
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im waiting for TitanFall atm, hope the mp is good
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> with about 60 flag points each
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> basically king of the hill
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> 3 factions
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> so kinda like mass effect but multi?
03:00 <Saemon> hank hill
04:00 <simba> thats enough Saemon
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
04:00 <Attila> Yep, hank hill. Mass Effect was shite. 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> like battlefield 1942
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me i shouldve put ME2 into 360 instead of splintercell 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> ywith the capture zones
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
05:00 <simba> Attila how was jacking your dad off while you cried and begged to go back to your WoW raid
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> just youtub e it
05:00 <Attila> phwoar, sex scene. 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> youll be hooked
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i will
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did hook me up with any awesome store to get a bedbase from
05:00 <Attila> That's as simple as an alt-tab, you fucking idiot. 
05:00 <simba> Attila actually asked his dad if he could keep his 'mouse hand' dry and use his left to finger his father into ecstacy tonight
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvXlHyApxY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ULTIMATE BEGINNERS GUIDE! - Planetside 2 (Sep 7, 2012) 0 - Category: Gaming - 1,142,314 views - 24,295 likes (98.6%), 334 dislikes (1.4%)
06:00 <Attila> Is this some fantasy of yours, simba?
06:00 <Attila> man on man action?
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> watch that
06:00 <Mew> you've brought the g back into Attilas life simba
06:00 <Mew> str8 up
06:00 <simba> Some fuckin' fantasy?
06:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <Attila> simba invents sexual scenarios in his mind. 
07:00 <Attila> involving me. 
07:00 <Attila> Gay. 
07:00 <Mew> theyre hilarious
07:00 <Attila> Hank Hill. 
07:00 <simba> Brb, Poppa's 'bout ta' burst.
07:00 <Mew> propane
07:00 <Mew> lmfao 
07:00 <Attila> Now, he's pretending he's me. 
07:00 <Attila> fucking hell. 
07:00 <simba> who are you commentating for
07:00 <simba> we can all read
07:00 <doctor> narrow urethra
07:00 <Attila> You wanna fuck my dad, simba?
07:00 <Mew> holy shit simba is ON FIRE
07:00 <Attila> send me five dollars. 
08:00 <Mew> oh my god hes just bending over and taking it
08:00 <Saemon> simba is such a huge faggot guys, serial
08:00 <Saemon> im bi-curious and even i reckon hes a fucken faggot.
08:00 <Attila> Yeah, he smells like shit from all the men he's had. 
08:00 <Serenity> bi curious rofl
08:00 <Serenity> you idiot
08:00 <simba> im bi-curious
08:00 <Attila> OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!
08:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay Attila
09:00 <Attila> HAKUNA MATATA!
09:00 <Saemon> EVERYBODY LOOK LEFT!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, simbas the faggot that pisses into jars and tips them down the sink Saemon
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> bravo
09:00 <Saemon> EVERYBODY LOOK RIGHT!
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> shouldnt you be jerking off over wrestlers posters?
09:00 <Saemon> hey simba wheres nala?
09:00 <simba> hey thats just a cartoon
09:00 <simba> so... on DVD, Blu ray and VHS
09:00 <Serenity> wow ur naem iz simba u must b an reel lyf lyon
09:00 <Saemon> you have some kinda sick beastiality fetish for lions or something simba?
10:00 <simba> just because im active doesnt mean you can just start talking to me
10:00 <simba> jeez
10:00 <Attila> I don't know, I'd like to hear his reasons for choosing that name. 
10:00 <Attila> indulge us, simba. 
10:00 <Attila> should be good for a laugh. 
11:00 <Saemon> he used to roleplay lion with his dad
11:00 <Saemon> he's dad called himself mufasa of course
11:00 <Serenity> your name is saemon dude
11:00 <Saemon> but he added an incest twist to the story
11:00 <simba> i inherited it from a chatter far greater then you could ever imagine
11:00 <Serenity> id chill the fuck out if i were you
11:00 <simba> a chatter with great power 
11:00 <Attila> I call bullshit. 
12:00 <simba> call him i dont care
12:00 <Mew> if simba is a lion that means Saemon is jizz
12:00 <Saemon> i dont care i like tasting my own jizz anyway
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
12:00 <Mew> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
12:00 <simba> an incest twist lopl
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <Saemon> pineapple really doe shelp
12:00 <ViolentJ> O.o
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> snowballing rules
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fuckin best
13:00 <Mew> oh my god you guys
13:00 <Mew> LOL
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant stand pineapple
13:00 <simba> pinapple, really doe
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> just eat it
13:00 <Attila> yeah, saemon's a bit suspect.. like um... tossbag? What was his name? That guy that died. 
13:00 <Serenity> i just..
13:00 <xm> used to be a fucking pineapple. then i carved a hole and fucked it. yeahhhhhhhhhhh
13:00 <simba> please think things through before typing them, Attila
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would sting like fuck
14:00 <Attila> That's right, Skrotus. 
14:00 <Saemon> Attila im a abit suspect of what?
14:00 <Serenity> skrot isnt dead..
14:00 <Serenity> wtf
14:00 <Attila> Thanks for that. 
14:00 <Attila> Whatever, the point is, he's suspected of being a hank. 
15:00 <Serenity> whats a hank?
15:00 <Mew> we've gotta stop saying people are dead when they havent been on for a while
15:00 <Mew> RIP johninja
15:00 <Serenity> hankercheif?
15:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
15:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 weeks 5 days 2 hours 23 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
15:00 <simba> skrotus was banned for a month for leaking Serenity_and_simba_all_holes_barred.avi
15:00 <Serenity> oh fuck OFF Saemon
15:00 <Saemon> RIP renee
15:00 <Attila> Oh Em Gee, dead!
16:00 <Saemon> thecrow hasnt been on for a while either
16:00 <Serenity> im going to email knifebunny and demand that be bans you from using that bot
16:00 <Serenity> who cares
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin agenda!
16:00 <doctor> yeah bring knifebunny back
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck its cold in here
17:00 <doctor> i have a pickle to fry with him
17:00 <simba> bbkb
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
17:00 <Attila> no, keep him away. 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> weve seen the video doctor
17:00 <Serenity> the bunny was too soft for irc
17:00 <simba> harsh
17:00 <simba> but... erotic
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol 
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> too soft?
17:00 <doctor> he promised me a game of lol and then mysteriously vanished
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> must been 3/4s dead
17:00 <doctor> i take that as an insult
17:00 <xm> bunny is probably reading this all know. it must be killing him he cant log back in to respond, as it'd be too obvious
17:00 <simba> he came back with that clicking game then left again
17:00 <Mew> whats lol
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> if fuckin cats can irc
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> saddgfui53qoiuwg
18:00 <Serenity> i hope he can fucking read it
18:00 <Serenity> YOU BROKE MY HEART KNIFEBUNNY. BROKE IT.
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh im on steam chat
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> reading it all out to him
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <Attila> this all know
18:00 <Attila> ..
18:00 <xm> doctor: probably playing hard to get. you know the 156 day dating rule
18:00 <xm> then he'll get back to you
18:00 <Saemon> damn
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u guys hear there was another australian arrested in fuckin dubai
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> for being raped
18:00 <Saemon> lifes too short for those types of games man
18:00 <Saemon> silly
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> (sex outside of marriage)
18:00 <Saemon> jsut tell the truth
18:00 <Saemon> how u feel
18:00 <doctor> well he's in for a world of hurt, i assure you
19:00 <Saemon> bno regrets
19:00 <simba> ban
19:00 <Mew> `seen lumeah
19:00 <prowl> Mew, lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 5 hours 19 minutes ago (08.02. 21:00), after spending 6 minutes there.
20:00 <Saemon> anyone seen kelevra?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> `seen kelevra
20:00 <prowl> WaixYourLegs, Kelevra ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 days 21 hours 21 minutes ago (06.02. 04:59) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 1 day 8 hours 33 minutes there.
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> ...
20:00 <Saemon> oh 
20:00 <Saemon> wow havent noticed her at all though
21:00 <Saemon> must have just idled
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck my vaginas itchy
21:00 <Mew> oh 
21:00 <Mew> my
21:00 <Mew> god
21:00 <Serenity> this is your fault mew
21:00 <Serenity> your. fault/
21:00 <Mew> WHY
21:00 <Mew> i need prowl
22:00 <xm> `seen prowl
22:00 <Serenity> it will be back in an hour
22:00 <doctor> we've risen the dead enough for one night
22:00 <Serenity> im just sick of jizzmon using it
22:00 <doctor> that ban is justified
22:00 <Mew> hes my homing beacon
22:00 <Saemon> errgh i just hate a whole large pizza on my own
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> ;lol
22:00 <Mew> beep
22:00 <Serenity> if anyone has nic on fb ask him to pop on and ban saemon from using it
22:00 <Mew> beep..............
22:00 <Mew> BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
22:00 <Saemon> so much for my new years resolution
22:00 <Saemon> to get thin
22:00 <Saemon> :~(
23:00 <Serenity> what are you a 13 year old girl?
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
23:00 <simba> i asked him if he can ban ppl from using it
23:00 <xm> getting ready for the dance
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
23:00 <Mew> you should set an achievable goal Saemon
23:00 <Saemon> nah i jsut have to get thin otherwise i'd most likely get diabetes
23:00 <xm> do you think corey likes me???
23:00 <Saemon> accordign to my doc
23:00 <Mew> like pissing in the toilet
23:00 <Serenity> he should be able to block it recognosing hosts or names
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm or shit
23:00 <Serenity> nosing.
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> man this is getting boring
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> something else please
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> needs to be more.. dynamin
24:00 <Mew> here are some words that rhyme with corey
24:00 <Mew> gory
24:00 <Mew> story
24:00 <Saemon> do u know how many litres of water u waste by flushing the toilet?
24:00 <Saemon> im helping our environment
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude we getting this sick shower hey
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> uses the same water over n over
24:00 <simba> 14?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 9 litres
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like 50 grand
24:00 <Saemon> wtf
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> but we will save like $300 water a year
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its good saving
24:00 <Saemon> same water over and over?
24:00 <simba> do u know how many lines of text u fill up typing gay shit Saemon
25:00 <Saemon> so youd be showering in water alrady dirty?
25:00 <doctor> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a56_1349856577
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.recyclingshower.com.au/
25:00 <Serenity> saemon you piss in a sink
25:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Old Man Eating Dude For Last Seat On The Subway In China *Warning:Graphic* (Date: Oct-10-2012, Oct-10-2012) - Views: 454819 - Played: 646340
25:00 <doctor> oh china
25:00 <Mew> jesu christo
25:00 <ViolentJ> captain piss jug
25:00 <Attila> Adele. 
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol im so noty clicking
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spewed after watching the 2 lezzos fuck on the melbourne train
26:00 <simba> link
26:00 <Serenity> eating dude..
26:00 <Serenity> like his dick? or zombie style?
26:00 <Saemon> no. let me clear this once and for call. i do not pee into the sink. i pee into a plastic jug, and then carefully pour the urine right down over the sink drain hole. none of it really touches the actual sink at all most of the time. just straight down into the drain hole.
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://xhamster.com/movies/1963149/hot_lesbians_eating_pussy_on_the_public_bus_in_melbourne.html
26:00 <Serenity> you piss in the sink
26:00 <simba> what a waste of irc
27:00 <Attila> cut out the middle man, and PISS IN THE SINK. 
27:00 <doctor> nah nothing like that
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
27:00 <Mew> it'd be much nicer if it was "Old Man Eating, Dude, For Last Seat On The Subway In China"
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> so ur piss sits in the u bend
27:00 <doctor> just some guy trying to eat another guy
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> and stinks out the place
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovely
28:00 <doctor> lol mew
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u get link simba
28:00 <simba> lmao yes fucken dandenong sluzzas i bet
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol yeh
28:00 <simba> "ur not gonna believe this bozzo"
28:00 <Mew> i think i saw the bus dykes on facebook a while back
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl yeah
28:00 <simba> this is not the australia i identify with
28:00 <Mew> is there where the one kneeling turns around and looks all evil at the camera?
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
29:00 <Mew> that*
29:00 <Serenity> thats old
29:00 <Saemon> why the hell would you spew at that WaixYourLegs?
29:00 <Saemon> its pretty hot
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> the thought of being there
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> turning around
29:00 <Mew> it'd be better if she had her period
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> n ppl doing that
29:00 <Attila> He gets motion sickness. 
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i woulda spewed
29:00 <Mew> and if the kneeling one hissed when she looked around
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> in which case
29:00 <Saemon> wtf
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i spewed when i watched it
29:00 <Serenity> why would you spew
29:00 <Serenity> thats weird you prude
29:00 <Saemon> u some kind of prude or something
29:00 <Mew> spat some blood at the person taping it
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i would worked out where the smell was coming from
29:00 <Saemon> yeah we finally agree on something Serenity
29:00 <Saemon> haha
29:00 <Serenity> smell..
29:00 <doctor> what's wrong with it?
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <Saemon> WaixYourLegs is a prude for wanting to spew at that
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> truly
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldntve thrown up ffs
30:00 <Serenity> dude just because your zebras vagina smells like something in the desert
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin lol
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> sorry, i dont fuck my mother in law :P
30:00 <[Maverick]> wtf 
30:00 <Saemon> if i turned around and saw them eating eachothers pussy, id fucken flop out my cock and fap right there and then
30:00 <[Maverick]> @ smell 
30:00 <[Maverick]> jesus 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL Saemon
30:00 <[Maverick]> tell your missus to wash her cunt if you think vadge smells 
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> ermahgerd
31:00 <Mew> then you'd cum into a jug and carefully pour it out the window without any of it spraying back in your face
31:00 <Serenity> every guy i know says vag smells nice. and waix says atleast once a day about how much it stinks
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOLOLOL
31:00 <Serenity> i think hes gay
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> jug
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
31:00 <Serenity> LOL MEW
31:00 <simba> gross skanks
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> id battle to fill a teaspon
31:00 <Serenity> its not actually spoofing out the window
31:00 <Serenity> just into the jug
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> JUG
31:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha Mew! 
31:00 <Mew> if you add a jug into the equation you can do pretty much anything
31:00 <[Maverick]> ANNNNYYTHINGGG
32:00 <Serenity> fuck you officer i didnt shit on that cunts car. I shat in my jug and put it on his car
32:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
32:00 <[Maverick]> I didn't cum in her hair... 
32:00 <[Maverick]> I just poured it out of my jug 
33:00 <Attila> chippie?
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
34:00 <Serenity> ffs [Maverick]
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
34:00 <Serenity> i keep opening up my browser and seeing happy nut
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> id be better off with a plastic teaspoon
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> and just flinging it
34:00 <Attila> LOOSE!
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
35:00 <Mew> intimate times with the zebra is like fucking a dead mans hand shake
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd know
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is great
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> someone besides me going at my mother in law
35:00 <Saemon> i dont understand that analogy
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> u didnt see the pics
35:00 <Attila> Mmmm... I'm going to smoke a cigarette. 
35:00 <Mew> the zebra is your fiance..
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> a) no
36:00 <Mew> the ranga in the black and white stripey top
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> b) ive been married 5 years
36:00 <Mew> oh wife
36:00 <Mew> whoa
36:00 <Mew> why are you calling her your mother in law 
36:00 <Serenity> he keeps trying to deny is her
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
37:00 <Serenity> its
37:00 <Mew> why would you go travelling in your 4wd with just your mother in law 
37:00 <Mew> that is super weird
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg.
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> we went
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> to tasmania
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> with her parents.
37:00 <Serenity> it was your wife in the photo
37:00 <Mew> but all the pictures are of you and the zebra
37:00 <Mew> no one else
37:00 <Serenity> and she looked like a hippo wearing an african animal suit
37:00 <quasimoto> why would you go to Tasmania
37:00 <Mew> didnt your wife wanna be in the pics?
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Mew> or her dad
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol it was an empty beach
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> all of the pics of my wife on the beach are of her in the nud :P
38:00 <Mew> there was one in a shop though
38:00 <Serenity> now being a large lady, she needs to be aware you can not wear any kind of animal print
38:00 <quasimoto> in the nud
38:00 <Serenity> block colours
38:00 <quasimoto> what is that
38:00 <Mew> they werent all on a beach
38:00 <Serenity> black if you can
38:00 <quasimoto> a neck bathing suit
38:00 <CannibalClown> did greenpeace try to push her back in the ocean
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <simba> imagine if her name was debra.. the zebra
38:00 <Serenity> lolll
38:00 <quasimoto> yeah or zulu queen
38:00 <quasimoto> with massive nips
38:00 <quasimoto> alalalalala
38:00 <Mew> ive never thought that debra rhymes with zebra
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh nothing rhymes with sarah
39:00 <simba> carer
39:00 <Serenity> look out everyone
39:00 <simba> bearer
39:00 <Serenity> he knows my name
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> derogetory
39:00 <Mew> sharer
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> its my wifes name
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
39:00 <simba> debra?
39:00 <Serenity> is not
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh snap
39:00 <quasimoto> fairer?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> u got the same name as my wife
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahhahaha
39:00 <CannibalClown> oh no he knows a name
39:00 <simba> darer
39:00 <Serenity> its not her name
39:00 <CannibalClown> he doesnt know mine
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahhaha
39:00 <quasimoto> malakismeno?
39:00 <simba> xodri
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> CC is the derp in kal yeah?
40:00 <Serenity> no.
40:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is in kal
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> i 4get
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but he had his nickname as his numberplate n all
40:00 <Serenity> theres no one here from kal
40:00 <Mew> all this time ive been making zebra jokes i thought we were on the same page WaixYourLegs
40:00 <Mew> theres been too many revelations tonight
40:00 <Serenity> hes lying mew. like he said he had no sister
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
41:00 <Serenity> he knows exactly what you are talking about
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not married either 
41:00 <quasimoto> mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
41:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <quasimoto> pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u really wanna know.. and story over.. coz i really cbf anymore
41:00 <Mew> i miss sgt splode 
42:00 <quasimoto> do text books still exist in high schools?
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> ben was a mate of mine.. but he fucked my mrs
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i been taking all his pics off facebook
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> and being a cunt
42:00 <whencanibehappy> bored
42:00 <Attila> everyone's fucked your mrs. 
42:00 <whencanibehappy> v
42:00 <CannibalClown> *12:42:22 AM* <MeGusta> [1451] <WaixYourLegs> ShadowLurker.. put my wife thru 4 years of uni, with generational poverty units <ShadowLurker> i heard you put ircers thru your wife too
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> even in perth4x4.net
42:00 <quasimoto> why don't you fuck someone else and tell your mrs
42:00 <simba> nice revenge going on facebook and taking his photos off
42:00 <Serenity> what a load of fucking crap
43:00 <Serenity> waix cut it out
43:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah
43:00 <quasimoto> you got him..
43:00 <quasimoto> you showed him
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol its not just here
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> his 4x4 group kicked him out
43:00 <Attila> And what of the mrs?
43:00 <simba> i bet you guys have had loads of fights through fb chat since
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> his or mine?
44:00 <Serenity> now hes gonna pretend hes someone else
44:00 <Serenity> .
44:00 <quasimoto> WaixYourLegs you are ignoring the details here
44:00 <Serenity> dont encourage him simba
44:00 <Attila> Yours... though, I suppose, one -could- ask. 
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent talked to him in over a year
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh i left her
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> nothing really to tell there
44:00 <quasimoto> hang on
44:00 <quasimoto> is this panda
44:00 <Saemon> sif u let your mate bang your wife
44:00 <Saemon> wtf
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes not my mate
44:00 <CannibalClown> i bet he paid his mate to fuck his wife
44:00 <CannibalClown> noone would for free
45:00 <Mew> did you leave her because you thought it'd be weird to fuck her and jizz on your own previous jizz from when you fucked your wife and got mad about it
45:00 <Saemon> <WaixYourLegs> ben was a mate of mine.. but he fucked my mrs
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> was
45:00 <Mew> waixception
45:00 <Saemon> yeah well that what i was saying
45:00 <Serenity> lol this is too much
45:00 <Saemon> sif u let your then mate, bang your wife
45:00 <quasimoto> SO PEOPLE JUST KEEP ON FUCKING YOUR MRS AND INSTEAD OF SMACKING HER ONE YOU INBOX THE FUCKEES ON THE INTERNET?
45:00 <quasimoto> IS THIS WHERE WE ARE?
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not getting back at her
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got back at ben
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz hes the cunt
45:00 <Serenity> yeah you really got back at him
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> she was just drunk
46:00 <Attila> heh. 
46:00 <quasimoto> lol you're pathetic
46:00 <Serenity> came onto irc acting like a dick... where people already hate him
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh, his mrs found out
46:00 <Serenity> fuck off
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> he lost his remote job
46:00 <Saemon> lol i reckon
46:00 <doctor> easy solution, fuck all those who fucked your wife
46:00 <quasimoto> so what, he still FUCKED your wife
46:00 <quasimoto> lol
46:00 <Attila> Your wife LET HIM fuck her. 
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was like a year ago
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> woop
46:00 <quasimoto> ..
46:00 <Saemon> get back at the dude who was your friend who banged your wife, by coming talking trash in irc and deleting his fb photos?
46:00 <simba> do they still fuck
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt delete his photos
47:00 <Serenity> i hope you all know hes touching his dick to you encouraging this fucking pathetic story
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i stole them
47:00 <quasimoto> lol theyre probably fucking right now
47:00 <Saemon> bro u need to kick down his front door and open up a can of whoop ass on him
47:00 <Saemon> and thats the bottom line.
47:00 <simba> oh ok is he lying
47:00 <quasimoto> is Waix panda?
47:00 <simba> what a gaylord
47:00 <Mew> close
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <quasimoto> im getting pathetic panda vibes
47:00 <Mew> slightly less pathetic
47:00 <simba> i know he watches today tonight and like has his favorite news sites and all that but ididnt know he was this gay
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent spoken to either of em in over a year
47:00 <Attila> sif be friends with Ben anyway. 
48:00 <Mew> this is the first story ive seen waix do
48:00 <Mew> hes got about 493 before he gets panda status
48:00 <[Maverick]> wait.. which Ben? 
48:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] rofl
48:00 <Serenity> hes pretending hes not actually waix
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> well, the one thats married to the fat bitch
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> no ive always been waix
48:00 <Attila> Holy fuck, a fly just tried to suck both my nipples. 
48:00 <quasimoto> rofl
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive just never been ben :)
48:00 <Serenity> bullshit
48:00 <Attila> That was... awkward. 
48:00 <quasimoto> Attila that's foul
49:00 <quasimoto> put your fuckin tits away
49:00 <quasimoto> ffs
49:00 <CannibalClown> theres so much bullshit here it looks like a cattle ranch
49:00 <quasimoto> HA
49:00 <Attila> fuck you, it's hot.
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> he used to use WaixYourLegs on counter strike source
49:00 <[Maverick]> WaixYourLegs: your parents live in Albany? 
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i stole that nick and used it on here, 4x4ing poerth facebook, and #perth4x4.net
49:00 <Saemon> so WaixYourLegs is just trolling us?
49:00 <quasimoto> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> bens parents live in albany
49:00 <quasimoto> this is all too good
49:00 <Serenity> yeahhh this only happened recently but waix has been here for like 9 years
49:00 <Serenity> rofl..
49:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
49:00 <simba> BAN
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no i havent
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> how long this nickname been registered for
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. a year
50:00 <Serenity> oh my god.
50:00 <[Maverick]> must be a slow day 
50:00 <Serenity> yuh
50:00 <quasimoto> this cunt
50:00 <quasimoto> GTFO
50:00 <[Maverick]> just like when Saemon acted like he was someone else 
51:00 <Saemon> i reckon
51:00 <Serenity> why would you steal someones name off steam and use it on irc where no ones heard of him and make them hate him
51:00 <Saemon> wait
51:00 <Serenity> SURE SHOWED HIM
51:00 <Serenity> lol!!
51:00 <quasimoto> off steal? ROFL
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i use irc as well
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is just more.. fun
51:00 <quasimoto> isnt that a game app
51:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <quasimoto> oh jeezus
51:00 <xm> i prefer the cat walked over my keyboard and wrote all those messages excuse
51:00 <Attila> Steam.. hah. 
51:00 <Serenity> waix has been around for many many years on here
51:00 <CannibalClown> you are so full of shit
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no
51:00 <Serenity> registration dates mean fuck all considering nicks drop after 14 days
51:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
51:00 <xm> eitherway it's the very same personality
51:00 <Serenity> exactly simba
51:00 <Attila> It is a game app, to answer your question, but I think they're referring to another. 
52:00 <quasimoto> CannibalClown i haven't said anything that is not true
52:00 <Saemon> wth is that thing simba does?
52:00 <Saemon> that green red text
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> ctrl k
52:00 <quasimoto> it's christmas
52:00 <Serenity> hes not talking to you quasimoto
52:00 <Saemon> wat is its meaning?
52:00 <CannibalClown> im not talking to you
52:00 <CannibalClown> you imbred fuck
52:00 <quasimoto> 11lol
52:00 <Mew> maybe we can summon plivent
52:00 <Mew> plivent plivent plivent
52:00 <simba> it means leave irc Saemon
52:00 <Serenity> maybe hes like candyman
52:00 <[Maverick]> hey WaixYourLegs.. where were you 2 years ago? 
52:00 <Saemon> simba im on your side agaisnt WaixYourLegs
52:00 <Saemon> we are allies atm
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> me or ben
52:00 <[Maverick]> out in the middle of bumfuck aus? 
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> no ben was
52:00 <Serenity> oh man floss will love this
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> floss is his sister
53:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
53:00 <simba> i dont have side in anything also stop talking 2 me tia
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> her name isnt floss
53:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHA 
53:00 <Serenity> nooo really.
53:00 <Serenity> ..
53:00 <[Maverick]> god. 
53:00 <Mew> my names actually mew
53:00 <quasimoto> 9,2shut the fk
53:00 <Mew> fyi
53:00 <Saemon> why u being such a big bitch for simba?
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck this.. 
53:00 <simba> mine's Pauline
53:00 <[Maverick]> fuck feeding the trolls 
53:00 <Serenity> my real name is serenity
53:00 <BlackDevil> hey [Maverick]
53:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG9tR7k5d5o#t=81
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 05_Sabotage_Dempagumi.inc_TIF2012 (Nov 2, 2012) 4:14 - Category: Entertainment - 80,608 views - 299 likes (75.9%), 95 dislikes (24.1%)
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh she was using floss as her nickname?
53:00 <[Maverick]> fet fucked BlackDevil
53:00 <quasimoto> 0,7my real name is orange
53:00 <BlackDevil> :(
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the nickname her parents gave her as a kid
53:00 <Serenity> oh far out
53:00 <Serenity> you are one dopey cunt ben
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> truly not ben
53:00 <simba> 6,3cum bonanza
54:00 <quasimoto> rofl
54:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
54:00 <Saemon> 8
54:00 <quasimoto> this guy
54:00 <quasimoto> what's up simba
54:00 <xm> my name is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahy. but you can call me Tauy
54:00 <Mew> waix can you go back to how you were earlier
54:00 <Mew> like 2hrs ago
54:00 <Mew> pls
54:00 <Mew> thx
54:00 <Serenity> least when you make stories up you gotta do your home work rofl
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
54:00 <simba> quasimoto lfc 5 - 1 goonbags
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive never been on here when she was on here
54:00 <quasimoto> yes i was very happy
54:00 <quasimoto> 4 goals in 19mins worse than sperz performance
54:00 <simba> 4:1)
55:00 <Serenity> considering this month is the first time ive spoken to ^pilot^ in close to 5 years. and he knows waix from irc from back then.
55:00 <Serenity> derp derp derp
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> no he doesnt
55:00 <Serenity> yes
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> he knows me from perth4x4.net
55:00 <Serenity> he does
55:00 <Serenity> and so does everyone else from perth
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats coz this was bens nickname
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
55:00 <quasimoto> let's get this straight kids, knowing people from irc is not impressive
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> awesome circle here
55:00 <[Maverick]> hmm 
55:00 <Serenity> LOL now hes confusing his own lies
55:00 <Serenity> hnngg
55:00 <simba> and if that mocking bird dont sing, poppas gonna buy you a diamond ring
56:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
56:00 <CannibalClown> dis cunt
56:00 <quasimoto> simba i started smoking jozzles out my bedroom window like it's 1993
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> what ill do
56:00 <simba> u rock
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> is give you his mobile number, address
56:00 <simba> Where Were U In 93?
56:00 <quasimoto> um
56:00 <quasimoto> grade 1 bro
56:00 <Mew> what are jozzles
56:00 <simba> really FUCK
56:00 <quasimoto> yeah
56:00 <quasimoto> i turn 27 this month
56:00 <simba> omg thats the age the illuminati sacrifice irc users
57:00 <Mew> we were in playgroup simba
57:00 <Saemon> 27
57:00 <quasimoto> jozzles are joints, jozzas, jozz sticks, doobs, doobies, splifs, spluffs, the good stuff
57:00 <Saemon> what do u do with your life?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> just
57:00 <Saemon> what have you achieved?
57:00 <Saemon> u just here in irc
57:00 <Saemon> pathetic.
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> next time elizabeth comes in here
57:00 <Mew> i c i c
57:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah
57:00 <quasimoto> you figured me out
57:00 <simba> Marijuana Cigarettes
57:00 <quasimoto> o0o0o
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> tell her C n L say hi :)
57:00 <Serenity> i was in grade 2 in 1993
58:00 <simba> yeah Mew did you go to kindy in adelaide?
58:00 <Mew> yeah
58:00 <doctor> the year was 17 eighteen nien
58:00 <simba> lucy morice
59:00 <simba> its  1969 in my head
59:00 <quasimoto> dylan mckay is such a faggot
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck ppl r dum
59:00 <doctor> the great war had just started
00:00 <simba> dont
01:00 <quasimoto> HEARTHSTONE
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol no p90 hacks
02:00 <doctor> On average we have at least 50 more years of IRC to go
02:00 <simba> this one goes out to Saemon
02:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Doubt - Don't Speak (Oct 7, 2009) 5:03 - Category: Music - 57,283,460 views - 231,697 likes (98.6%), 3,184 dislikes (1.4%)
03:00 <doctor> its not easy to stomach
03:00 <milk> doctors are so intelligent that no matter what they say it goes over your head
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know whats fucked
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> that fat cunt is still with him
03:00 <simba> ?
03:00 <CannibalClown> LOOOL @ this prick
04:00 <CannibalClown> he really thinks we believe that its not him
04:00 <CannibalClown> then he'll be all PSYCH ITS MEEEEE
04:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah im pretty much over it
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> dmg is done
04:00 <CannibalClown> what "dmg"
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> this was just a bit of fun.. but the dmg to his work is priceless
04:00 <Saemon> WHOA EHOA look at CannibalClown!!!
05:00 <Saemon> cool guy in da house!!! cool guy is here!!
05:00 <Saemon> stfu cunt.
05:00 <CannibalClown> LOL so much for your "change"
06:00 <simba> owned
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> what change
06:00 <Saemon> lol that was just an example
06:00 <Saemon> of what the old me would say
06:00 <simba> i want a new girl to come in here so Saemon gets all awkward and retarded again
06:00 <Serenity> i think errywun needs to calm down
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> bens sister is a bit of a slut
06:00 <CannibalClown> lol @ this cunt
06:00 <Saemon> but now that ive changed, i would never on say that on purpose
06:00 <CannibalClown> give it
06:00 <Serenity> give it a rest dude ffs
06:00 <milk> anyone heard of Operation Payback.AU?
06:00 <CannibalClown> up
07:00 <Saemon> i was just givin an example chillax
07:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU
07:00 <Serenity> omg
07:00 <Serenity> go pee in the sink
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh this is priceless
07:00 <simba> i feel like NESQUIK
07:00 <Serenity> better be banana or gtfo
08:00 <doctor> milo quick and coffee
08:00 <simba> Never
08:00 <Saemon> nesquik? da fuck are u, 5?
08:00 <Saemon> lol.
08:00 <Saemon> sad
08:00 <simba> 5 next week, yeah
08:00 <simba> u?
08:00 <Serenity> never too old for chocolate milk
09:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with you
09:00 <simba> everything he says is trolling
09:00 <Saemon> chocolate milk is ok, if its oak classic
09:00 <milk> well Operation Payback.AU starts when the injections stop.
09:00 <Mew> and if its poured into a jug first
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi did u lot know ben fucked a coon when he was up north
09:00 <simba> `ban WaixYourLegs
09:00 <Saemon> so what
09:00 <Serenity> im genuinely gonna ban you if you dont stop
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> what difference
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> apparently its dynamin
10:00 <Serenity> yeah hilarious
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <simba> a Genuine Serenity Ban
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 year replacement warranty
10:00 <simba> not sure ive ever felt that.... thril....
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 year on labour
10:00 <Serenity> some with a certificate of authenticity
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> haha :P
10:00 <simba> ThrILL...>..
10:00 <simba> Bitch Im Trill
12:00 <[Maverick]> hey WaixYourLegs, do you know if Ben is still on his anti d's etc?
12:00 <milk> when you're 350+ kilos and female, basically all you got is laughing like a schoolgirl to lead people onto a cannibal stick
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh u mean him throwing up n shit?
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was all me :)
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> its priceless
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> half of the people in perth4x4.net left that channel, and started a new channel called ass
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i cunted them off
14:00 <simba> Warm Milk.
14:00 <milk> wut?
15:00 <milk> Linda is just pissed off that when you punch John his guts pop out his anus
15:00 <simba> i wanna be, the very best. like no one ever was......
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> i still remember him talking about him asking luke for 3 way
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and luke sent him his cock pic
15:00 <simba> WaixYourLegs: A lovely story. Really moving.
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and he fucked up and sent it to bens work email
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> and ben showed it to his boss
16:00 <BlackDevil> hey rub my vagina
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> (they both worked for govt)
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> i even bought a 4 digit steam id to make it all legit lol
17:00 <CannibalClown> are you still going
19:00 <CannibalClown> do you really think we're dumb enough not to have matched your IP
19:00 <CannibalClown> seriously
19:00 <simba> 4 digit steam id ha ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKENC RACKA WHAT THE FUCK LOL LOL ROFL 
19:00 <Serenity> snore fest 2014
19:00 <Serenity> bought to you in part by WaixYourLegs
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> matched my ip with what?
20:00 <doctor> whats a 4 digit steam id?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> steam id thats only 4 numbers long
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> simba
20:00 <simba> yes
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> 0:0:6373
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> steam id lookup
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> go son :P
20:00 <doctor> and what do they do?
20:00 <simba> i wasnt asking about it
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> its the number account when u sign up to steam.. steam is like.. origin
20:00 <simba> ^ ^ ^ ^ TomaTo_TurkEy___
20:00 <milk> how often do you guys clear your cookies?
21:00 <simba> every wednesday
21:00 <Serenity> i sign into steam with an email address
21:00 <Serenity> wtf
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
21:00 <doctor> yeah 4 digit?
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> then go into a game like CS:S
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> type status into console
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> and itll give you your steam id
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> your RAW steam identification number
21:00 <doctor> ive a few to farm tf2 hats on idle servers
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre up to 90 million at the moment
21:00 <doctor> but i grew out of that
21:00 <Serenity> why would you bother
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> so his mates on their believed it was him :)
22:00 <Maurice> Its Turkey Lurkey time
22:00 <milk> you know what I love about the secret police?
22:00 <Serenity> im not sure what would be more sad right at this point. Im actually thinking we believe this tripe. or it being true and some random bitter weirdo whos dick was too small for his mrs has been pretenind to be someone else for a year
23:00 <Serenity> right.
23:00 <Mew> PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Serenity> i just pictures mew hugging prowl like gir hugging piggy from invader zim
23:00 <milk> the best thing about the secret police is individually they all believe they invented cocaine
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> arent they just secretly fond of each other
24:00 <doctor> im not even sure anymore
24:00 <milk> well, I dont mean to be rude or anything.....
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1798247_1526134847612571_23801370_n.jpg
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet you cant do the macarena as good as that
25:00 <milk> but cocaine was around before my species, I dont know about yours
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh no one invented shit
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> its like cunts that ask who invented electricity
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm derp
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> who invented oxygen
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
25:00 <Mew> can you link some photos of ben WaixYourLegs
25:00 <Mew> the ones u stole
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> phlerpyderp
26:00 <CannibalClown> you are a dense motherfucker arent you
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> yehh i can get as recent as u like
26:00 <doctor> what do elves do to pass the time milk?
26:00 <Mew> woohoo
26:00 <milk> the effects of cocaine would have to be the second most well documented thing in all human writings
26:00 <simba> 0:1:8740197
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> 8 mill
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> not bad
26:00 <Serenity> bed time for me
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> like 2008
26:00 <Serenity> have fun trolls
26:00 <milk> doctor, just watched Terminator 3
27:00 <simba> 2005 my steam was made
27:00 <Mew> waix can u link some pls
27:00 <Mew> i dont mind how recent they are
27:00 <Mew> if the zebra could be in them too thatd be amazeballs
27:00 <Mew> amazebralls
27:00 <doctor> what happend man, didn't the elves used to go around poisoning humans with invisible arrows?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/YplkIfV.jpg
28:00 <milk> it was great, this Terminatrix made by L'Oreal Corporation forced John Connor to get married to a Colonel's daughter.
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cbf with any more
28:00 <Mew> but isnt your whole goal of being on here to link photos of him that u stole?
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
28:00 <Mew> i thought it was to make people hate him
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
29:00 <Mew> and you collected all those photos
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> photos dont do that :)
29:00 <Mew> what a waste
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> that was to make it seem legit :)
29:00 <doctor> that guy looks sad
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz he just fucked my mrs
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> and found out what a shit root she was
29:00 <doctor> thats sad
30:00 <doctor> this place can be really depressing
30:00 <Mew> <WaixYourLegs> so i been taking all his pics off facebook
30:00 <Mew> <WaixYourLegs> and being a cunt
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
30:00 <Mew> can you be a cunt and paste some more then
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i gotta upload em
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> and imgur is boring
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its 130
30:00 <Mew> oh oh oh
30:00 <Mew> i see
30:00 <Mew> so you're going now?
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
31:00 <Mew> if you're staying you can upload them
31:00 <Mew> theres heaps of other sites that arent imgur
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> youve already seen em
31:00 <Mew> like tinypic and imageshack
31:00 <Mew> that was just one tho
31:00 <Mew> you've got heaps
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> 6 months ago maybe
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> its all ove rnow :)
31:00 <Mew> but you never linked them
32:00 <Mew> not even 6mo ago
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> i didnt link what?
32:00 <simba> Hens of September
32:00 <Mew> you never linked pics of him 6mo ago
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> oath i did
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fat cunt with his fat mrs in fuckin tasmania
33:00 <Mew> no u didnt
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes, not often.. u dont just paste random pics all the time
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. do u paste random pics of u all the time?
33:00 <simba> stfu 
33:00 <Mew> they werent from you though
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol what
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> they from the facebook god or something were they
34:00 <Serenity> Mew give up
34:00 <Serenity> Lol
34:00 <Mew> they were direct fb links
34:00 <Serenity> He couldn't lie straight in bed
34:00 <Mew> i know i know i just like poking holes lol
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> u want direct fb links
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> hang on
35:00 <Serenity> Haha
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats piece of piss
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1796483_10151941779695954_620405659_n.jpg
35:00 <Mew> direct fb links of pics other than the one you've already pasted
35:00 <Mew> can we have one with the zebra pls
35:00 <milk> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/0/5/terminatrix_2_by_tem_a-d31hwhg.jpg
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/993734_10151740377190954_184151787_n.jpg
36:00 <Serenity> My cats trying to sit on my face
36:00 <Serenity> Pussy face
37:00 <Mew> OH MY GODDDDD THE ZEBRA!!
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> serenity the dope thought it was leopard
38:00 <milk> please tell me that isn't your mrs in that last photo
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> not my mrs
38:00 <Serenity> Yeah I fully study your fat wife to get the African animal print rught
38:00 <Mew> to be fair its neither a zebra nor a leopard its just an obese ranga standing in some scrub with mad cankles wearing a zebra pattern poncho
38:00 <Serenity> Fuck off
39:00 <milk> well as I see it, Zebras have self respect
39:00 <Serenity> Shes bigger than a truck she shouldn't be wearing any animal print
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes weve been thru this
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but.. theyll prob always have more money than any of us poor cunts
40:00 <Mew> it looks like someones dressed up an elephant and dropped a peanut
40:00 <Serenity> We've also been through what a liar you are but here you are still going
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know theyre still there right
40:00 <milk> WaixYourLegs are you aware that cheating on someone is the pinnacle achievement of that Zebras life
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> she didnt cheat
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> her husband cheated on her.. with my wife
41:00 <Mew> can we have the story again
41:00 <Mew> oh
41:00 <Mew> is your wife hot?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ahh its all relative
41:00 <Mew> i bet shes a tiger
41:00 <Serenity> Lol
42:00 <milk> well I cant understand why anyone would wander from that wunderlust
42:00 <Serenity> Toiger
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre still together
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats the cunted thing about it
42:00 <Mew> wait wait no shes a leopard isnt she 
42:00 <Mew> http://beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool2_weird-ugly-people-t5-8_2009072607032812749.jpg
42:00 <Mew> thats how the confusion started
42:00 <Serenity> Lol
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude thats my mrs.
42:00 <[Maverick]> lol, slaving away.. while he sits at home doing fuck all 
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> how the fuck
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> :D
43:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
43:00 <Mew> BlackDevil
43:00 <BlackDevil> i bet
43:00 <BlackDevil> she weights more
43:00 <Mew> do ya
43:00 <BlackDevil> than the machine
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahha
43:00 <Mew> oh i didnt even realise she was working out
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes well. thankfully you dont have to lift above your weight to lose weight :P
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i totally rthought she was using it to get off the ground
43:00 <Mew> i just assumed that was a long hot dog in her hands
43:00 <milk> big'uns
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> physics.
44:00 <milk> really...
44:00 <milk> there is nothing as satisfying as having a big'un in your life
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> she could probably carry around a 5kg knapsack for a week and lose 10kg
45:00 <Mew> http://effekz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/obese_giraffe_517x563.jpg
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
47:00 <BlackDevil> now that looks like element
51:00 <simba> u
53:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhSqmfRTfY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bitter Heart - Seona Dancing Music Video (Sep 29, 2008) 2:03 - Category: Music - 677,209 views - 1,759 likes (97.9%), 37 dislikes (2.1%)
53:00 <simba> lol 
53:00 <simba> ricky gervais old band
56:00 <BlackDevil> “True Blood" – CANCELED – Season 7, which is set to premiere in summer 2014, will be the final season for the vampire drama.
57:00 <BlackDevil> "Californication" -- CANCELED -- Season 7 will be its last.
58:00 <milk> met this dude earlier this evening
58:00 <BlackDevil> you put out?
59:00 <milk> his name is Rillah Naard
59:00 <shadsam> .
03:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam puts out on the first date
04:00 <simba> * BlackDevil changes topic to 'True Blood canceled' - LOL?
04:00 <BlackDevil> this is the last season
04:00 <simba> youre so american you cant even see im laughing at you making it the topic
05:00 <BlackDevil> question mark
05:00 <simba> stop 
09:00 <shadsam> GOOD MORNING
10:00 <shadsam> WB LOVEY
11:00 <lumeah> [05:10] -prowl- Mew ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 1 hour 51 minutes ago (09.02. 02:19).??? 
13:00 <shadsam> RIP UR UNDIES OFF
15:00 <lumeah> uhuh..? lol
15:00 <shadsam> HI
15:00 <lumeah> hi
16:00 <shadsam> U HORNY
16:00 <milk> is alienated still stoned?
16:00 <lumeah> no
16:00 <lumeah> u? 
17:00 <milk> can I sell you an iPully?
17:00 <lumeah> discribe it. lol
18:00 <milk> it's a plastic monkey's fist you plug into your usb
18:00 <lumeah> lol.. ok... 
19:00 <lumeah> does it grip something? 
19:00 <shadsam> OPEN UR BUMHOLE
20:00 <lumeah> you talking to mil
20:00 <lumeah> . k
20:00 <shadsam> LOL
21:00 <lumeah> you trype on this tiny keys then. :p
21:00 <shadsam> what a beutifull morning lumeah
21:00 <milk> its a gimmick, the iPully is a plastic monkey's fist you plug into a usb port, it sits there making sign language until it senses something in it palm then it grips the object
22:00 <lumeah> if u like to talk about bum holes.. lol
22:00 <shadsam> lolol milk
22:00 <shadsam> ill buy it
23:00 <lumeah> well good for u.. lol
24:00 <lumeah> enjoy it.. lol
24:00 <shadsam> lumeah are you wearing a g string
24:00 <lumeah> might grab your dick for ya. lol
25:00 <shadsam> lol nice
25:00 <shadsam> have a nice suck
25:00 <lumeah> shadsam are u wearing a strapon? 
25:00 <shadsam> yes love
25:00 <shadsam> can i fuk u
25:00 <lumeah> lol no the ipully might grab it not me.. lol :p
26:00 <shadsam> lololol
26:00 <lumeah> no. lol
26:00 <shadsam> cmon
26:00 <lumeah> nah.. lol
26:00 <shadsam> ill lick your vagina
27:00 <lumeah> have got no other shit to talk about? lpl
27:00 <shadsam> i got a stiffy
27:00 <lumeah> lick your own.. lol
27:00 <shadsam> bend that ass over
27:00 <lumeah> you got a hand. lol
28:00 <shadsam> do u swallow
29:00 <lumeah> your a shit.. lol
29:00 <shadsam> lol
31:00 <lumeah> go buy a real  pro. lol
31:00 <shadsam> i might
31:00 <shadsam> fuk a slut
32:00 <shadsam> i want this new car
32:00 <lumeah> lol what car
33:00 <shadsam> v8
33:00 <shadsam> i made a song 4u
33:00 <lumeah> just any v8?
33:00 <shadsam> no
33:00 <shadsam> its very nice
34:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/cf4c7e23d02487d46f67aa04644d53f0/tumblr_mzs3wtqGIS1snrtvso2_500.png
34:00 <shadsam> get a cock deep in ur shutter slut
35:00 <shadsam> `seen lumeah
35:00 <prowl> shadsam, lumeah ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 minute ago (09.02. 04:33) stating "Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )" after spending 23 minutes there.
35:00 <shadsam> k
35:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil hi
35:00 <shadsam> cuppa
35:00 <shadsam> brb djs
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Attila> shadsam's got no puss, so he's trying to find a chick who'll talk dirty to him. 
35:00 <shadsam> lololol
35:00 <simba> shut the fuck up reatard
36:00 <simba> why look for someone who just left
36:00 <shadsam> hey atilla
36:00 <Attila> hey what?
36:00 <shadsam> u suck cok
36:00 <Attila> Nah, I don't, fuckhead. 
36:00 <Attila> You probably wish, though. 
36:00 <shadsam> yes u do
36:00 <Attila> And you can't spell worth a shit. 
36:00 <Attila> You belong in the zoo. 
36:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
37:00 <shadsam> eat a cok fagboy
37:00 <Attila> Dream on. 
37:00 <Attila> Don't need a 'cok', don't want one. 
37:00 <shadsam> k
37:00 <shadsam> simbas a lil cocksmoker
38:00 <Attila> You dumb bastard. 
38:00 <Attila> The girl bailed on you, because you're shit to talk to. 
38:00 <simba> lol he has me on ignore, he doesnt even know im active, he just thinks about me all the time
38:00 <Attila> You're a piece of shit, who girls don't like. 
38:00 <simba> paranoid old 40 something
38:00 <shadsam> she allways bails
38:00 <Attila> Yeah, I'll bet she does. 
38:00 <Shads-Magazine> lolololol
38:00 <Attila> Walks out on you, you fucking masturbater. 
38:00 <shadsam> simbas a lil cocksmoker
39:00 <shadsam> glenn u poofter
39:00 <Attila> Leaves you with a fat, and fuckall to do, but pull it. 
39:00 <Attila> You dumb bastard. 
39:00 <shadsam> ur gay cunt
40:00 <Attila> nope. 
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <Attila> Go and flog your log, you're out of options. 
40:00 <Attila> Pull it until it's red. 
41:00 <Attila> The girl doesn't want you. 
42:00 <Attila> We just watched shadsam try to chat up a girl, and he got walked out on. 
42:00 <Attila> But she -always- does that. 
42:00 <Attila> :)
42:00 <Attila> Get the message?
44:00 <milk> my work here is done
44:00 <simba> yeah whatever dickhead
47:00 <Attila> He even offered to eat her out, and you know what she said?
47:00 <Attila> Eat your own. 
47:00 <Attila> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. 
47:00 <simba> ok you dont need to go on about wayne
47:00 <simba> hes just a fat old retard
47:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. 
47:00 <shadsam> cok smoker
48:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
48:00 <shadsam> -
48:00 <shadsam> cok smoker
48:00 <Attila> heh. 
48:00 <Attila> It's because I care. 
48:00 <shadsam> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
49:00 <Attila> That's what she said. 
49:00 <Attila> :)
52:00 <shadsam> SUK THE COK WOG BOY
52:00 <shadsam> LOL
52:00 <Attila> No?
53:00 <Attila> That's what she said. 
53:00 <Attila> :)
53:00 <shadsam> GONE ALL QUIET FAGGOT
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey shads
53:00 <shadsam> Hey dude
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Abusing people this early in the morning?
54:00 <shadsam> yup
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I always miss the fun stufg
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stuff
54:00 <shadsam> cunts on ignore
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Who
54:00 <shadsam> attilla
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is he hot
54:00 <Attila> For teasing him about getting rejected for cyber. 
54:00 <shadsam> loves the cok
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Who is getting cyber
55:00 <Attila> Not shads. 
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hook me up
55:00 <shadsam> simba is the channels cok smoker
55:00 <Attila> The girl quit on him, and told him to eat his own dick, when he offered to eat her out. 
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
55:00 <shadsam> k
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is gay
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Movie and coffee time
55:00 <shadsam> kk
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Be nice children
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
56:00 <Attila> So I was teasing him about it, and he put me on ignore. 
01:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil: ping
02:00 <shadsam> hey hey gangnam style
13:00 <Pieter> I think maccaS used a dodgey egg in my sausage mcmuffin:(
14:00 <Attila> That's what you get for ordering a sausage mcmuffin. 
14:00 <Attila> And with that, I bid you all a good night... or morning... whatever, sleep calls. 
25:00 <Pieter> Go da olympic flame
25:00 <Pieter> Youre weally bwight
27:00 <Pieter> Im the official broadcaster of the winter olympic games
27:00 <Pieter> Or maybe not
29:00 <FolkDancer> 2 for canada in moguls )g...S
30:00 <Pieter> Yeh i smiled for the sisters
31:00 <FolkDancer> i'm glad for them
34:00 <Pieter> Woo church stuff on tv woop
35:00 <Pieter> Just had maccas and already shitting
38:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
39:00 <Pieter> Move into the country gonnna be me a lamer basc
40:00 <Pieter> Bastardly_One
40:00 <Bastardly_One> go have another whack and fuck up
40:00 <Pieter> Later
41:00 <Pieter> DorA the explorer is on better hurry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... too dead ... think I'll go for a walk
50:00 <Bonny> oi bas
50:00 <Bonny> b1
50:00 <Bonny> wb
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you doing awake?
51:00 <Bonny> I went to bed early
51:00 <Bonny> was stuffed as working 14 hours in the heat
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah kind of what happened to me
51:00 <Bonny> oh?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the heat I mean
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bonny> well you try being in an ice cream when it's hot
51:00 <Bonny> van*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no thank you
52:00 <Bonny> the heat multiplies
52:00 <Bonny> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> even the wind was hot yesterday
52:00 <Bonny> the money was good tho
52:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like rain today
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah i bet
52:00 <Bonny> :)
52:00 <Bonny> I'm working next wed again at the stadium for the nab cup cats vs pies
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cool :)
53:00 <Bonny> :)
53:00 <Bonny> might take my membership with me to see if I can get my free cap
53:00 <Bonny> card*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... why not
55:00 <Bonny> I was all on my lonesome.. picked up the van from my brother's place, drove it to geelong, set up, serve pack up and take the van back to my brother's place.. I love working on my own with noone looking over your shoulder
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be alright
55:00 <Bonny> yup
56:00 <Bonny> that's what I love about this job.. 
56:00 <Bonny> but sometimes I love having the others with me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> would get busy I'd imagine
57:00 <Bonny> depends on the mood
57:00 <Bonny> well it wasn't too busy yesterday.. it was too hot
57:00 <Bonny> when it's too hot, ppl don't buy ice cream as it melts too quickly
57:00 <shadsam> 2 HOURS 14
58:00 <shadsam> BE TRUE PIMPIN
58:00 <Bonny> do you need to shout, shadsam? we're not totally deaf here
58:00 <shadsam> BE TRUE GLOPE
58:00 <shadsam> lol
59:00 <potato> shaddam hussein
59:00 <FolkDancer> i but ice cream here and ppl think i'm Tupid; mind u its winter here
59:00 <Bonny> I eat it in winter too..
59:00 <FolkDancer> but=buy believe it or not
59:00 <shadsam> shads all morons
59:00 <Bonny> soft serve isn't too cold to eat during window
59:00 <shadsam> lol bonny
59:00 <Bonny> shadsam stop looking in the mirror
00:00 <Bonny> winter*
00:00 <shadsam> he==he
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fatso
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not in the mood
00:00 <Bonny> ya sounding like, woopie there lol
00:00 <shadsam> im going to get an ss
00:00 <Bonny> I'm not in the mood for shit stir lol
00:00 <shadsam> i want it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, how rude!
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <FolkDancer> too bad the 3rd sister did not make it to the podium in moguls
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not though ... sick of waking up wondering how the hell I am filling in a day
01:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
01:00 <Bonny> well ya do your course it will be good for you.. fill up your days and shit. :)
02:00 <Bonny> well = when
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... a week from Monday
02:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of shitting myself
02:00 <Bonny> yay
02:00 <Bonny> have you enrolled yet?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't got the letter yet
02:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
02:00 <Bonny> stupid them posting it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> remind me tonight about the way I was going to do it too
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cash wise I mean
03:00 <Bonny> k
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I better get that done tonight I guess
03:00 <Bonny> :)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'd be off to trash and trivia this morning
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember that convo?
03:00 <Bonny> I just need to do 1 more payment on mine.. :)
03:00 <shads> hmm
04:00 <Bonny> no I don't
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the bootleg clothing on the cheap
04:00 <Bonny> ahh yeah that's right
04:00 <Bonny> now I remember
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like thick bootleg G-Unit hoodies and crap
04:00 <Bonny> yeah you'll need that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the classes start next mon right?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> O week is the week after
05:00 <Bonny> week from monday you said
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of stupid
05:00 <Bastardly_One> classes on the 17th
05:00 <Bonny> cool
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and O week on the 24th
05:00 <Bonny> tomorrow is the 10th
05:00 <Bonny> my sis in law's birthday today
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
06:00 <Bonny> she's turning 44
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... I was just looking at O week activities
06:00 <Bonny> she has the same name as me including surname lol
06:00 <Bonny> so that gets confusing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they seem kind of crap
07:00 <Bonny> we both don't have middle names either lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ok
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... but I tend not to put it down on forms
09:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
09:00 <Bonny> greeks don't have middle names
10:00 <Bonny> to identify tho we use our parent's name as middle name
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ...
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so simba wouldn't have a middle name then
10:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
10:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't know that
10:00 <Bonny> is he greek?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you guys would kind of be like the Italians
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he is
10:00 <Bonny> what do the italians do?
10:00 <Bonny> Snoopys_Gunship
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bonny
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, I thought you'd be like the italians with 50 middle names
11:00 <Bonny> what are you doing here? lol
11:00 <Bonny> nah we're not
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> working is what im doing
11:00 <Bonny> shoudn't you be home lol
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sunday work
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know, john paul george ringo mario augustine francis
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what's an italian surname?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <potato> YOU CAN'T GO IN MY SPECIAL PATCH YOU'LL RUIN IT
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh sweet
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be ... ok
13:00 <Bastardly_One> mature age student lunch on the thurs of O Week
13:00 <Bastardly_One> might actually be some non knobs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got this sneaky suspicion I'm not gonna relate to any of my class
13:00 <Bonny> go to the lunch
14:00 <Bonny> brb loo
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the words ... free pancake breakfast
14:00 <Bastardly_One> on tues ... and decided I'm going to be late for hardware that day
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nice to know where My fees are going
15:00 <Bastardly_One> on the annual tour of honour I suspect
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bastardly_One
15:00 <Bastardly_One> BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not today
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mute :D
16:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunt woke me from a nap with that last night
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was cool ... except I fell back asleep and woke up at 6am
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... it's too early to be bored
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this thing for mature age students right? Kind of to help them before classes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it starts the week AFTER classes start
17:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love universities
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb arsed cunts
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my missus could use that if she was to goto uni
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but shes doing the online shit lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... and not doing that well?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I purposely chose going to classes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for obvious reasons really if you know me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a cafe crawl
23:00 <Bastardly_One> to appease the non drinkers on the tour of tradition I guess
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh no shes doing real well
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean how many people out there can juggle a house a baby study and work full time
23:00 <Bonny> bac
23:00 <Bonny> k
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true Snoopys_Gunship
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to get TheRon interested in one activity he would of liked and could of come out for
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the people in this city are fucked ... anti social cunts *nods*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as if someone who never shuts up about bowls wouldn't like barefoot lawn bowls
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh of course
26:00 <Bastardly_One> O week would be a week before classes really
26:00 <potato> ronald
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait are you talking to yourself again
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and yep
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ok
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hey spud boy
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> because you know my problem with this script lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... nuh I was talking and no-one else was
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thank fuck for that
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking considering I don't really have to use any scripting itself these days
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I might fuck this off and try out the thrash irc client
27:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like normal irc but prettier
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thrashirc.com
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> if i were you i would keep this one just in case you dont like the other
28:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we can still get this one
28:00 <potato> dadirc
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just not updated forever as you know
28:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see the saddest fucker in music? ...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, nevermind you were here
29:00 <Bastardly_One> when The_Baron showed the pic of the dude from Anal Cunt
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
30:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> an austrian club banned this particular act from supporting another on a big tour
31:00 <Bastardly_One> because they're on a label that is pretty much known to be neo-nazi
32:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... bored now
34:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
35:00 <shads> if their titties aint Shak`n theres not enuff bass...
35:00 <Bonny> what?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> at the last noteop the three of us would of got
35:00 <Bonny> yes?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship, check ya noteops
35:00 <Bonny> he has
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that fuckwit?
35:00 <Bonny> about p?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
35:00 <Bonny> he does nothing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry ... it'll be fixed :D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe even deleted
36:00 <Bonny> like one night the channel was being attacked by clone bots and he just sat there and watched
36:00 <Bastardly_One> time for a B1 tell it how it is note
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was there remember? :P
36:00 <Bonny> he couldn't identify cos he had forgotten the password
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was being done to me ... the bots were for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
36:00 <Bonny> yup
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *waves to Element*
36:00 <Bonny> everything is done for you
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... shut up
37:00 <Bonny> :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's the only trouble we've had in there forever
37:00 <Bonny> oh forsure
37:00 <Bonny> and he was there just watching it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even gonna word this one nicely
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like I think I tell eddie off nicely
38:00 <Bonny> he reckons he didn't know his password to identify cos it was in his script on the hdd.. he could have went to help to get his password resewt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but this one ... *cracks the knuckles* ... :D
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh you mean about fuckface getting up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> truth is
38:00 <Bonny> yeah Snoopys_Gunship
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you and I are the only ops there that can manually do shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship cant :P
38:00 <Bonny> lol
39:00 <Bonny> yeah I know all the commands manually
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck off i cant
39:00 <Bonny> if not I use /cs help lol
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do it all the time
39:00 <Bonny> do it baby
39:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
39:00 <FolkDancer> isn't /cs chanserv
39:00 <Bonny> yup but it works on here
39:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
40:00 <Bonny> cos the original channel services is chanser
40:00 <Bonny> v
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well fuck me
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did last night Bonny ;)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting
40:00 <Bonny> it's been renamed to chanop by austnet
40:00 <Bonny> yeah /cs is much easier than typing the whole thing
40:00 <FolkDancer> yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if /co works
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
40:00 <Bonny> nah it doesn't
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if that /co command is actually still meant to be there
41:00 <Bonny> you have cs for chanserv, ns for nicks and ms for noteops
41:00 <Bastardly_One> or just never thought of to be changed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really interesting actually
41:00 <Bonny> in the config files it has the cs etc for shortcuts
41:00 <Bastardly_One> works on nickop too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck a duck
41:00 <Bonny> yup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> learn something new everyday
42:00 <Bonny> and noteop aka memos
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you're so fucking quick
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Bonny> I've known about that for years
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hi FolkDancer :P
43:00 <Bonny> cos as I used to run my own irc.. I learnt it from there
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not noteoping back to say hello :P
43:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <FolkDancer> Bastardly_One did u get that lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose so ... but I just never realised chanserv commands work
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep FolkDancer :P
43:00 <Bonny> ok cool
43:00 <Bastardly_One> or serv commands in general
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1891006_453120844816107_829116600_n.jpg lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
44:00 <Bonny> chanop is just a rebadged chanserv
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship
44:00 <Bastardly_One> this is you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you're IE in this pic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/346/659/c4c.png
44:00 <FolkDancer> i learned something new lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so did I
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this makes a few austnet commands 50 times easier
45:00 <potato> it's hotter than vulcan's cock
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_Gunship, I CAN FIT A SCREWDRIVER IN MY PEE HOLE!
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually i cant :D
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sure Mr Internet Explorer
46:00 <Bonny> lol
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck IE firefox all the way :D
46:00 <Bonny> I use chrome
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
47:00 <Bonny> it's not a bad lil browser
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to use Opera
47:00 <Bonny> what was that one like?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> which is probably the one you don't recognise with the O
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good, it loads in elements though
47:00 <FolkDancer> does firefox work with win me
47:00 <Bonny> yeah I recognised it but I've never used it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but saved on the bloating that Firefox and stuff had at the time
47:00 <Bonny> yah
47:00 <Bonny> navigator was bloat ware
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I found it was a Firefox at the time without bloating
48:00 <Bonny> I've tried firefox once didn't like it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that loaded in page elements
48:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I love firefox ... it just wants to fuck around and get errors all the time on me
48:00 <Bonny> k
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I stick to chrome
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Safari for windows is ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wish it totally mimicked the apple O/s though
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1623739_621969017870891_1936463618_n.jpg hahahahahaha so fucking true
50:00 <FolkDancer> i'm scared of chrome
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... don't be
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> firefox has been nothing but a princess to me lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's kind of like ... Firefox been put on a diet
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if you strip it a bit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Firefox loves sandbox errors for me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you people need to migrate down south
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not a problem for me on 4 differnt computers
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be worse than under Joh soon
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I dunno why
53:00 <FolkDancer> brb
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I should uninstall and reinstall and just see
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but honestly ... can't be arsed
53:00 <Bastardly_One> might do that while I remember though in a sec
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my pc runs like a whore on chrome
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can see why
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I do think it needs stripping to make elements load fast
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can always tell someone that has no clue about the net though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they use IE
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats the first thing i uninstall after installing firefox
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i cant stand the fucking thing lo
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooor bing lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the comparison though I think
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Firefox and Chrome
55:00 <Bastardly_One> IE and Bing
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah lol
56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wonder what happened to her
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... everyone asks me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny asks here and there too
56:00 <Bastardly_One> deny it ... you all miss her
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that all happened when I was stuck in GTA V for a month
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi to this day really
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am very unimpressed with James
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but would have to tell you why in pm
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont really give a stuff honestly
57:00 <Pieter> I do kung fu on you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really not happy with the way he treated Bonny recently before deleting himself
58:00 <Pieter> Ninja kick
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, you'd have to stand up first
58:00 <Pieter> Karate chop
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait did he delete himself
58:00 <Pieter> Ninja vanish
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, massive tantrum ... mainly at Bonny
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, she's helped him out in rt ok?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there
59:00 <Pieter> *poof*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the thanks she gets from a "friend"
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey i didnt say i was backing or going into anyones corner
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about ... a week or so ago
59:00 <Pieter> Take sides
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 nights in a row at about 1am
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stupid merc driver
59:00 <Pieter> Everyone takes sides
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he was speeding down the ipswich motorway
59:00 <Pieter> Take the good side
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then got hit by spike strip
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he came on raging and probably drunk and depressed
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> got out and ran then got tracked by a dog team
00:00 <Pieter> It has the good side of the force
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he tried to kick the police dog and got bitten for his trouble lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nice ... stolen merc from Ippy eh?
00:00 <Pieter> Not the dark side
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont know if it was stolen or not
00:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> news didnt say
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is facing ippy courts today
00:00 <Bastardly_One> need a mega flood sized piss
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hope its the same fucker tho that almost took myself and my wife out on tuesday night while driving to the city
01:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucker was doing at least 180+ in a 100 zone
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lucky i saw him coming from a distance and managed to pull over so he didnt hit us
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the trick I am told is to watch at least 4 cars in front and behind
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i watch 4 cars in front and as far back as i can
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a courier driver I thought was a dangerous driver I lived with taught me that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> made his driving seem a lot safer after understanding how he drove
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and why he was always home half his shift
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> could afford to take breaks ... he'd get his runs done in half the time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he was from Qld too
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you cunts just have lead foots
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats why my patrol run was done quickly too
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and speed zones too low in a lot of places
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
05:00 <Bastardly_One> where did clarissa do her licence?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and does she get a fair bit of work do you know?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if I really hate this course after a while I was thinking of doing it, then doing CTC
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even someone with lungs like I have can do CTC surely
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she got it down there and i know she does a fair bit of work in car yards last time i heard
07:00 <Bonny> I think she stopped doing security
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume I'm deleted ... not heard a boo forever
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i havent spoken to her in ages
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i saw something not so long ago
08:00 <Bonny> I have her on fb
08:00 <Bonny> and also have happy dance lol
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think i have her on messenger
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was deleted :P
08:00 <Bonny> she's gorgeous.. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bonny> could be a model if she wanted to
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... never had happy dance on FB ... damn
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol i tried to teach her how to do something but it never worked out lol
09:00 <Bonny> lol
09:00 <Bonny> I think I will go back to bed now.. catchyas later
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> aloha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cya
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <Bonny> bye
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I could do that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so jealous of people that can do that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> me too Bastardly_One
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> once im awake thats it im done for the day
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> seems her and I woke up the same time ... after falling asleep because of the heat
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn people like her
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so jealous
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not even a day I can look around anywhere
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait wait i just got my day filled :D
12:00 <Bastardly_One> country city ... sunday
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bathrust 12 hour live stream :D
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is that on today?
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup[
13:00 <Bastardly_One> can put that on in the background I suppose
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://www.bathurst12hour.com.au/live/
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I'm not a car freak as such
13:00 <Bastardly_One> would be on seven then
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> last 3 hours is on sbs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well ...
14:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I can hear my bedroom door banging in the breeze
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not stressing me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but junky boy will bitch later I bet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> back
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wb
19:00 <Bastardly_One> spence must of been on this woman's train
19:00 <Bastardly_One> To the guy on my train with the rats tail and bum bag. You are not fooling anyone we all know that's vodka in the huge soda bottle you are drinking from.
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> reminds me of someone that comes into work
20:00 <Pieter> Wherea mah mzyoyo
20:00 <Pieter> She has my bozo
21:00 <Pieter> Its my fleshlight name
21:00 <Bastardly_One> spence is one of those people
21:00 <Pieter> She keeps fingering it
21:00 <Pieter> :(
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that lectures about smoking pot, being on meds for conditions
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yet drinks constantly
22:00 <Bastardly_One> even at work so he says
22:00 <Bastardly_One> drunkards really piss me off ... they're in such denial most of the time
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is bungee trampolining?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can guess
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like great fun
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> reverse bungee is awesome lol
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats it im out to kill can do campbell
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> like fuck im registering my tattoos
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why? he's getting a bit ridiculous
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the reasoning without me going to look at the news?
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is trying to push a law that ANYONE with a tattoo has to get it registered and if you want one you need to get it done at a registered tattooist
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anti biker shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I get that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a bit obvious ... to close down their store fronts
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> exactly
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but fuck me why punish normal joes like me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or even people that actually are legit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that got work done by a bikie artist
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got my two done by a guy that owns a bike lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just because they got their work done by Snot who happens to be part of Fat Bastards MC and works at SHIT TATTS ARE US
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be a fucking wicked artist
31:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't make you part of his club
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope don't need to know
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually yep brb lol
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> got them bitches hahaha
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> silly cows think they can park in our vistors bays
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hiding from Excessive today
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they are from suncorp AND should know where to park lol
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> why
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's posted more ... led pics
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im ignoring him full stop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> faux
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks?
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait what
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck it food calls brb
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she might of dropped the phone on her head and knocked herself out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> at her height a phone is the size of a tablet
37:00 <Pieter> Smurfs
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well my up and go calls lol
37:00 <Pieter> Tori was a smurf
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to hang with her
37:00 <Bastardly_One> at her place all the time
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fang face
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she's got full on fangs
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> omfg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what?
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> suncorp people are fucking stupid
38:00 <Pieter> I met her back in 97
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ...
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told the silly cunts 228 is there car spot
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and they parked in god knows whos stpo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah trying to remember when I hung with her Piet
38:00 <Pieter> Went for grabs last time i saw her
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm ... when did she know cl0wn?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> can you remember when she was gonna de-virgin him?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd help me remember the year
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Pieter> Shes fucked everyone
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now do i watch Acorplse Now or not
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 2000 and something
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and I made sure I wasn't one of them
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait who are we talking about
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Snoopys_Gunship in the background but really loud
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and space^angel her nick was
40:00 <Bastardly_One> demented midget into raves
40:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
40:00 <Bastardly_One> with full on fangs
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think i remember her
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and a houso unit fall of animals
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *full
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok its on in the background on full loud
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you might know her as a friend of
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> brunette tease
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> had to remember the nick of the person for a min
42:00 <Bastardly_One> been talking to them that many years on the phone and FB and shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot her actual old irc nick
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that really hurt for a sec
42:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised I got it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hope it bloody did lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> remember chelle?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd swear today looking at her it was the same chick as back then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Sunday February 9 2014 08:45am(08:45:13)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> '
45:00 <Bastardly_One> s
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not too early to play viking metal while your housemate is asleep is it?
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
45:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think so either
46:00 <Bastardly_One> got a feeling he might though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he should learn to fuck up when I play that too loud though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> could be Motley Crue
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, there's an idea
46:00 <Pieter> Ya mums a buffalo wing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the whole fucking buffalo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so, did you meet chelle or not?
48:00 <Pieter> St kilda festivaL woot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when's that?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> next weekend already?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck time comes around quick
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and your show starts tonight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 8:30
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the INXS thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> My console has changed channels on the HDMI on me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
01:00 <potato> the dog and his equations
02:00 <Bastardly_One> E = Woof Squared
02:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi lumeah
24:00 <lumeah> hi Snoopys_Gunship
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you
24:00 <lumeah> whats withthis seen thing lol
24:00 <lumeah> good thanks 
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what seen thing
26:00 <lumeah> [09:19] -prowl- shadsam ([email protected]) was looking for you on #melbourne 3 hours 43 minutes ago (09.02. 04:35).
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
27:00 <Pyro-> well it works like this..
27:00 <Pyro-> `seen yamum
27:00 <prowl> Pyro-, I found 42 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: ^_^, CrazyChris, `13J666, DigDug, {]|}. ^_^ ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Subcult on #melbourne 18 weeks 1 day 20 hours 12 minutes ago (04.10. 12:14), but Subcult mysteriously dematerialized.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone a channel prowl is on does that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> then prowl will tell you next you're on that someone was looking for you
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh lol
27:00 <Pyro-> and then if yamum joins the channel at a later date.. it'll tell them who asked
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
28:00 <peace> just when it seems its at its worst it gets better :)
28:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. well i was too busy typing to read what would have saved me a heap of typing\
28:00 <Pyro-> FML FML FML
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Pyro-> at least abba marathon is on music max
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 12 hour bathurst is better :D
29:00 <Pyro-> only when it's live
29:00 <Pyro-> otherwise, no point watching.. know the result
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> live now
30:00 <Pyro-> what cars?
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://www.bathurst12hour.com.au/live/
30:00 <Pieter> I AM THE AWESOMEST
30:00 <Pieter> Yep
30:00 <lumeah> thanks lol
30:00 <peace> no i am
30:00 <Pyro-> pretty sure that's a lie
30:00 <Pieter> :)
31:00 <peace> i am bestest
31:00 <lumeah> hi peace
31:00 <peace> hi lumeah
31:00 <Pyro-> i'll expand my mind educationally by watching aqua teen hunger force
31:00 <lumeah> lol
32:00 <Pyro-> and when that's over.. watch a full marathon of archer.. that will be fun
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Archer seems to bring out a love or hate response in people
33:00 <Bastardly_One> seems no in between
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've on the love side
34:00 <Bastardly_One> half an hour earlier than I thought <3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> morning <3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Nikky`> lol morning
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I clearly passed out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, woke up finally about 6am
36:00 <Nikky`> I fell asleep around 1:30ish.. woke 4am, asleep till about 8:30ish
37:00 <Nikky`> too hot to sleep anymore
37:00 <lumeah> aww no good is it ? 
37:00 <lumeah> where you from Nikky`?
38:00 <Nikky`> Somerville
38:00 <lumeah> wheres that 
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151310784728645 w00t fuck yeah
38:00 <Nikky`> Just out of Frankston
38:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... ladies ... take time to read this ... how excellent is her response
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imgur.com/gallery/Szzdnbb
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay 2 parts broken in bike
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I want pancakes
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrrr
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gonnah cost me $500 now
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi b1
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi nikky
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Bastardly_One i got the pancake house just around the corner :D
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get then any old time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pancake parlour is within walking distance
44:00 <Bastardly_One> too expensive though and I'm too lazy to make them
45:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
46:00 <Pyro-> everytime i go to pancake parlour and whatnot, i end up getting crepes .. because i prefer savoury foods
46:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not fond of sugary pancakes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and like them a bit thinner
47:00 <lumeah> rof!!! hahaha love that dog story,, i agree! lol
47:00 <Pyro-> the mexican crepes are good for breakfast
47:00 <Pyro-> especially before a game of cricket
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was a good response that dog analogy
48:00 <Pyro-> put the opposition off with constant farting from the slips
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... indeed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to make a kind of crepe but have ... (yeah I'm weird) ... lemon and salt on them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> when making them at home
49:00 <Bastardly_One> came from an accident as a kid
49:00 <Bastardly_One> distracted my mother who in turn forgot to add sugar to the mix of pancakes she was making
50:00 <Pyro-> sounds great.. if the crepe is full of seafood
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and the lemon and salt ... instead of sugar was just a pure accident
50:00 <Bastardly_One> loved it though
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow i cant remember this movie been this fucked up lol
50:00 <Ana_Ng> sugar in pancake batter?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't you guys have like sweet plain pancakes?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not familiar with that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> actually right now I want a potato pancake
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> umm, standard buckwheat pancakes kind of sweet?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean and I'm not a big fan
51:00 <Ana_Ng> out here, pancakes are not sweet
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we do over here anyway ... obviously *lol*
51:00 <Pyro-> you're a buckwheat
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you put sweet stuff on them, but the batter is just eggs flour and butter
52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, I'm going to alaska then
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I reckon Ana
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I make them *shrugs*
52:00 <Ana_Ng> i prefer buttermilk
52:00 <Bastardly_One> go get them out and about over here though and Pyro- will back me up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they're sweet
54:00 <Pyro-> well i don't get them that often.. but they definitely put more sugar in the crap they put all over them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> great, it's back
55:00 <Nikky`> pancake batter is not sweet, it is what you add on top of it, thats what makes it sweet
56:00 <Pieter> All I need in this life of sin is me n my big m
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't find them sweet
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like just usually without stuff?
56:00 <Pieter> Forgot a straw:(
56:00 <Bastardly_One> damn Pieter
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's made me want an Oak chocolate milk now
57:00 <Nikky`> Nah, but I also rarely eat them.. more on shrove tuesday when they do them at work
57:00 <Nikky`> that is about it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that specific brand
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
57:00 <Pieter> 1. Push both flaps right back
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I find them cheap and filling to make
57:00 <Pieter> 2. SqueeZe edges in here
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I happen to like them ... big bonus for someone that doesn't like the taste of most food
59:00 <Duke_36> hmm i havent had brekky yet either
59:00 <Duke_36> i am thinking oats.
01:00 <Pieter> Turtle power !
01:00 <Pieter> 7th heaven power !
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll skip breakfast
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and wait for lunch
03:00 <Nikky`> Ok it be shower time and get shopping over n done with
11:00 <lumeah> noones talking!! o0o0oh 
14:00 <lumeah> lol
15:00 <lumeah> whats a fap? lol
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> masturbating
15:00 <lumeah> lol really ? 
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup
16:00 <lumeah> just call it the cyber channel and be done with it 
16:00 <lumeah> lol
17:00 <lumeah> hi Pieter
17:00 <Pieter> Fuck me
18:00 <Pieter> But wait a few hours
18:00 <lumeah> you bight me ? to ask.. ? are you a dog ? lol
18:00 <Pieter> Ill fuck you like one;)
19:00 <lumeah> do you have a mind or is it just fucking 
19:00 <Pieter> Lust fucking
19:00 <lumeah> lol
19:00 <lumeah> yeah lol 
19:00 <lumeah> WHERE IS EVERYONE!! 
19:00 <lumeah> im stuck with Pieter
20:00 <Pieter> Pfft
20:00 <Pieter> Im all you need
20:00 <lumeah> you love me remember ?
20:00 <lumeah> lol
20:00 <lumeah> oh god help me lol
20:00 <peace> lol
20:00 <lumeah> wash my hair for me? 
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im still here
21:00 <lumeah> yeah well you where wanking lol
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> were* and no actually i wasnt lol
21:00 <lumeah> were
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :)
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> speaking of wankers :)
22:00 <lumeah> says you where 
22:00 <lumeah> hi Fennec_Fox
22:00 <lumeah> awww 
22:00 <lumeah> lol
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
22:00 <peace> dont talk to him
22:00 <peace> fox is moron
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he only comes in sees if there is any women and them msg them then fucks off
22:00 <lumeah> i know lol 
22:00 <Pieter> He asls me constantly
23:00 <lumeah> i found that out 
23:00 <lumeah> lol
23:00 <Pieter> Find me now
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he has been banned from so many rooms because of that
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he even pmed my bot once lol
24:00 <lumeah> lol
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had him going i was a super model lol
24:00 <lumeah> he's bored like us all 
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at least i find something productive to do with my time lol
25:00 <lumeah> im sure you fuckers lie to me two  lol 
25:00 <peace> i dont lie
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> too* and i would never do that :)
26:00 <peace> awww
26:00 <peace> lolz
26:00 <lumeah> lol oops 
27:00 <lumeah> too , im a lazy ass lol 
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
28:00 <lumeah> what ?
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lazy arse
29:00 <lumeah> :(
29:00 <lumeah> lol
29:00 <lumeah> i can't help it
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know i know :(
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bad snoopy bad bad bad
30:00 <lumeah> tho thanks for helping :)
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yeah i forgot about that :P
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you owe me :P
31:00 <lumeah> haha 
31:00 <lumeah> o0o0h whats the payment ? lol
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cup of coffee :)
31:00 <lumeah> ok lol 
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> danka
32:00 <lumeah> np
42:00 <lumeah> lol
42:00 <lumeah> you aren't
43:00 <PietSAbabe> I am
45:00 <lumeah> show me! 
48:00 <lumeah> *waits*
48:00 <lumeah> lol..
52:00 <lumeah> hi mR`KoLO
54:00 <PietSAbabe> You already know im a babe,
54:00 <lumeah> nah i don't lol
55:00 <peace> fucken moron prank calling me
55:00 <peace> i know who it is i just dont want to call police
55:00 <lumeah> well call them 
55:00 <lumeah> lol
56:00 <peace> i dont like the person i told to to get fucked
56:00 <peace> months ago
57:00 <peace> my dad had surgery i worried about him not some ex h junkie trailer park trash
58:00 <lumeah> whos the trailer park trash?
58:00 <peace> guy pranking me lives in caravan park
59:00 <peace> i know its him cause he dont have my mobile number
59:00 <peace> or else he be pranking that too
00:00 <lumeah> he likes u lol
00:00 <potato> is it pieter?
00:00 <peace> nope
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Why would I prank any one
01:00 <PietSAbabe> No one here interests me
02:00 <PietSAbabe> And why amI watching Xena
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Whats with this lesbian
03:00 <lumeah> i don't interest you???????    
03:00 <lumeah> waaaa  
03:00 <lumeah> waaaa 
04:00 <lumeah> you seid you love me 
04:00 <lumeah> waaa 
04:00 <lumeah> waaaa
04:00 <lumeah> lol
06:00 <peace> my dad has to be on antibiotics drip for weeks
06:00 <lumeah> well ihope he goes ok 
07:00 <peace> dont need prank calls
08:00 <PietSAbabe> I do love you lumeah
11:00 <lumeah> <PietSAbabe> No one here interests me   <<<<<<<<<<  lier! lol 
11:00 <lumeah> brb
11:00 <PietSAbabe> Phukk ya
11:00 <xm> luv ya PietSAbabe 
11:00 <xm> ,wa
11:00 <xm> mwa
12:00 <potato> don't kiss that thing you don't know where it's been
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Eat A dick xm,
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Like pootato
12:00 <PietSAbabe> Hes a dick
12:00 <PietSAbabe> And a poo
12:00 <potato> no one interests piet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  that's why he messages women from here for 10 years straight without a reply
12:00 <xm> lollllll
12:00 <PietSAbabe> A poo dick
12:00 <potato> fuckin spastic
13:00 <xm> any moment now...she might come back to IRC!
13:00 <xm> dont give up PietSAbabe 
13:00 <xm> there's hope
13:00 <potato> the desperation
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Umm
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeh
13:00 <potato> maybe if he takes more drugs she'll be interested in him
13:00 <PietSAbabe> You got the power within you potato
13:00 <PietSAbabe> Power!
16:00 <PietSAbabe> Wtf
16:00 <PietSAbabe> I got a $2 vodafone sim 
16:00 <PietSAbabe> 90 on it but didntg recharge
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Im so horny 
23:00 <PietSAbabe> Im so boney
23:00 <PietSAbabe> Every bitch deserves a nice bone
23:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
25:00 <lumeah> your a prick
26:00 <potato> piet is filth
26:00 <peace> every woman deserves to be wanted
26:00 <peace> like every guy
27:00 <PietSAbabe> And youre annoying like one
27:00 <PietSAbabe> ¡EAH
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Wanna come over n do me?
27:00 <PietSAbabe> It be fun
27:00 <PietSAbabe> Promise
27:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
28:00 <lumeah> well seid peace :) 
28:00 <peace> :)
28:00 <lumeah> fuck off PietSAbabe
30:00 <peace> meth junkies dont deserve women PietSAbabe
31:00 <peace> go wack up a leathel hit
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Love it damn you !
33:00 <peace> the cunt will not stop pranking
33:00 <peace> i am gonna king hit the fucker in like 6 days
33:00 <peace> if he dont stop
34:00 <lumeah> lol
34:00 <lumeah> thought it was of topic
36:00 <peace> ring him up in week invited him over than bash him
36:00 <peace> i got to much on my mind to talk to a low life no hoper
37:00 <xm> what makes him a low life no hoper?
37:00 <peace> he drinks red wine everyday
38:00 <peace> lives in trailer park
38:00 <xm> what if it were white?
38:00 <peace> and he told me where shrooms grew
38:00 <peace> so he is total fuck head
38:00 <xm> does he write music
39:00 <peace> no he dont know how to use computer
39:00 <peace> he lives on 3 buck chuck
39:00 <xm> how old is he
39:00 <peace> 42
39:00 <peace> and he is pranking
39:00 <xm> might set him up with a friend
39:00 <peace> he has hep
39:00 <xm> im surprised he has a phone
40:00 <peace> stop talking shit xm
40:00 <peace> set him up with friend your a fucken moron
40:00 <xm> y not
40:00 <xm> he not loser
40:00 <xm> he cool
41:00 <xm> i set him up
41:00 <peace> you trying to push my buttons 
41:00 <peace> ?
41:00 <xm> no, not tryina to cyber ya
42:00 <peace> set him up with a friend she will get hep
42:00 <peace> hep babby
42:00 <peace> s
42:00 <xm> there are lots of hep types peace 
42:00 <xm> there are good ones and bad ones
42:00 <xm> just like people
42:00 <xm> do not discriminate
43:00 <peace> ok xm marked down as fucken wanker in my book
43:00 <xm> u read n write?
43:00 <xm> u prejudice
43:00 <xm> n tell me i wanka
44:00 <peace> u dont even know the guy u saying setup with friend thats moronic
44:00 <xm> i no now
44:00 <xm> u jelous
44:00 <peace> he is a user
44:00 <xm> u wan me set u up
45:00 <xm> y u judge him wen u take lot of drug too
45:00 <xm> ??????????
45:00 <peace> i never injected
45:00 <peace> so i am not druggo to max
45:00 <xm> u only smoke?
45:00 <peace> yes weed
45:00 <xm> wat about accid
45:00 <peace> 4 years ago
46:00 <peace> i dont know dealers
46:00 <peace> dont want too
56:00 <peace> vegemite toast yep
56:00 <peace> and more water
56:00 <peace> drank 2 litres water today nearlly
57:00 <xm> just a litle bit moer n u overdose
58:00 <xm> junkie
58:00 <xm> 2 da max
59:00 <peace> overdose on water
59:00 <peace> lol
59:00 <xm> yeh
59:00 <xm> yur cells explody
05:00 <Pieter> Yay charmed
06:00 <xm> which witch do you wish you were?
07:00 <xm> Pieter would cast love spells on all the girls in #melb
07:00 <xm> so he'd never reject his advances again
07:00 <xm> they'd*
13:00 <Pieter> I lost
13:00 <Pieter> Until i found you,,
15:00 <lumeah> o0o0ho shut up
16:00 <Pieter> *bite*
17:00 <xm> Pieter considers any female that acknowledge his existence to be initiating foreplay
19:00 <Scattered> lucky girl
19:00 <Pieter> You seem a lil jealous xm
20:00 <Pieter> Sounding like a lil bitch
20:00 <Pieter> *bites lumeah more*
20:00 <xm> a little? it's major jealousy. you've got all the girls ignoring you. i wish i had that. i'd get more work done
23:00 <lumeah> Pieter if you jsut talked to me normaly i would have talked to you , but you didn't lol 
23:00 <lumeah> STOP 
23:00 <lumeah> BITEING 
23:00 <lumeah> ME
23:00 <lumeah> lol
32:00 <lumeah> lol @ xe
25:00 <zaim> hi kids
25:00 <peace> hi
32:00 <zaim> how are you peace
33:00 <Immutable> peace nigga
34:00 <TheRon> i vote that we ban the use of the word nigga and bra
34:00 <Saemon> http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/21357592/woman-arrested-for-refusing-to-pay-taxi-fare/
34:00 <IAmSpeed> You mean brah?
34:00 <Saemon> lol shes a dumb bitch
35:00 <Saemon> but shes pretty hot though
35:00 <TheRon> people keep using bra
35:00 <Immutable> brah nigga don't ban brah nigga or nigga brah?
35:00 <TheRon> just both
35:00 <Saemon> if i was the cabbie, i would have just suggested sexual favours as payment
36:00 <Immutable> I'm the only one who is allowed to use the word nigga and nigger in this channel because I'm black
36:00 <Immutable> and I'm tired of you white dogs trying to keep us down what happened to 400 years of slavery
36:00 <TheRon> are not
36:00 <Immutable> you fucken dicks
37:00 <Immutable> want me to go pick cotton for you TheRon!?
37:00 <TheRon> i'm sick of people trying to be black or latino when they are clearly white and nerdy
38:00 <Immutable> So am I TheRon you are clearly not black or latino so shut the fuck up about how you are.
38:00 <Immutable> or nigga like me
39:00 <IAmSpeed> Immutable, if you were truly black you wouldn't like that word being used either.
39:00 <Immutable> IAmSpeed, we're allowed to use it and you aren't plain and simple nigga.
39:00 <TheRon> i've got flashbeer playing
40:00 <Nikky`> This cool change is wonderful
40:00 <TheRon> 25 in ballarat
41:00 <Nikky`> I have windows, doors open
41:00 <Nikky`> Trying to get my unit cool inside
41:00 <Traveller`> Nikky - where you based?
41:00 <IAmSpeed> It's warm here too but the surf is great today and the water is perfect.
41:00 <Nikky`> Just out of Frankston
42:00 <Nikky`> 22 here TheRon..but 70% humidity :/
42:00 <zaim> i dont wear socks
43:00 <Nikky`> jocks
43:00 <TheRon> can't have everything
43:00 <zaim> thats the shit
43:00 <Immutable> unless you're a rapper like me
44:00 <Nikky`> Not all rappers are good at what they do tho
44:00 <Nikky`> you might be on of them
45:00 <TheRon> i know all the words to gangster's paradise
46:00 <Nikky`> I would just like to point out that.. the mint flakes are delish
46:00 <Excessive> gooooooooooooooooooood mornin vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaam ............. oh wait ......... it's #melbourne
46:00 <lumeah> lol
47:00 <Nikky`> Hi spence
47:00 <Nikky`> I could really go a nap
47:00 <spence> Good afternoon
47:00 <Immutable> you can't handle my rap Nikky` 
48:00 <Nikky`> I just prepared mt lunch for tomorrow.. it be a wrap
48:00 <Nikky`> :P
48:00 <TheRon> a tourist goes up to a new yorker and says "can you help me with directions to the empire state building or should i just go fuck myself!"
48:00 <Immutable> oh shit do I feel a rap battle coming
48:00 <TheRon> ice ice baby
49:00 <Nikky`> Possibly
49:00 <TheRon> vanilla ice ice baby
51:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLfuRcgHI2I
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: nerd rap battle (Jan 24, 2006) 2:51 - Category: Comedy - 642,374 views - 2,535 likes (67%), 1,246 dislikes (33%)
53:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie i'm going to watch a movie, enjoy
54:00 <Pieter> Its true
54:00 <Pieter> Im awesome
54:00 <zaim> nup
01:00 <lumeah> hi Tuftoy
03:00 <Pieter> Omg mzyoyoyoyoo you love me
03:00 <Pieter> I love you
03:00 <Pieter> Lets make sexy babies
04:00 <Pieter> Theyd be hot!aa
04:00 <lumeah> do you do that to everyone Pieter?
05:00 <lumeah> someones gotta het the hook huh ?
05:00 <lumeah> get
05:00 <Attila> chippie?
08:00 <simba> i have a middle name you DICKHEAD
09:00 <Immutable> pfft I do it to everyone
09:00 <Immutable> you tell em simba 
10:00 <Immutable> rap battle
11:00 <mzyoyo> I don't have a middle name you dickhead
11:00 <simba> ..Yes.
11:00 <Immutable> I'm pretty sure her middle name is yo
11:00 <Immutable> because she'll bring the flow
12:00 <Saemon> mzyoyo what size are your feet?
13:00 <simba> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
13:00 <simba> what a sick retarded thing to ask from a sick retarded boy
13:00 <simba> dont answer him, he wants to shit all over your feet
13:00 <Saemon> errr wtf?? im applying for a job at foot locker?
13:00 <Saemon> its part of my training to ask these sorta things
14:00 <Saemon> im practicing
14:00 <TheRon> foot fetish?
14:00 <simba> dont talk shit saw
14:00 <simba> Saemon
14:00 <simba> you will never have a job
14:00 <Saemon> wtf man u got a sick mind simba ur da one who came up with the sick stuff
14:00 <Immutable> FUCKEN RAP BATTLE ALREADY
14:00 <Saemon> yoyo saemon is here, simba is queer, he drinks liquor whilst i drink beer
14:00 <TheRon> no peg!
14:00 <Mew> why are they getting u to ask people on irc their shoe sizes when you havent even applied for the job yet
15:00 <Simwolf> WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???
15:00 <Saemon> i applied already mew
15:00 <Saemon> wat size are your feet?
15:00 <Mew> and they asked u to start asking random people their shoe size?
15:00 <Saemon> yeah
15:00 <Saemon> thats what you do alot in the shop
16:00 <simba> wouldnt you rather kill yourself then waste peoples time on irc
16:00 <simba> dont you feel bad for us
16:00 <simba> we're people too
16:00 <Mew> wouldnt they just go "can i get this shoe in *size*?"
16:00 <TheRon> don't people just buy shit online now??
16:00 <Saemon> a random customer comes in, "hi how are you? are you looking to buy new shoes today? what size are your feet?"
16:00 <Saemon> yeah if u wait for them
17:00 <Saemon> but stats show that if u approach them and ask, theres more chance of a sale happening
17:00 <Mew> asif
17:00 <Mew> whenever i get pushy sales people i take that as my cue to not buy shit from them
17:00 <Saemon> thats what the lady at the job induction said
18:00 <Saemon> company wants us to do it, so i do it
18:00 <TheRon> a few fires burning
18:00 <Saemon> not my place to question their methods, i want to be paid by them
18:00 <Mew> ICE doesnt even have mirrors in their changing rooms so you have to walk out of the changing room and stand in front of their communal mirror while all the sales girls go "AWMAGAAAAAAAWD THAT IS TOTES HOT BEB U NEED IT"
18:00 <Saemon> they say, i do
18:00 <Saemon> their will, my hands
19:00 <Mew> maybe you should practice it in foot locker then Saemon
19:00 <Mew> i doubt you'll get many sales on irc
19:00 <simba> you should practice being a dull mindless yes man by leaving irc like we all ask
19:00 <Saemon> Mew are your toenails painted? if so wat color?
20:00 <Saemon> mzyoyo too
20:00 <TheRon> again i ask, foot fetish??
21:00 <TheRon> i ask for boob sizes on here.
21:00 <TheRon> should i work at a bra shop?
22:00 <TheRon> rick james - superfreak
22:00 <Saemon> wat a bitch didnt even answer me
22:00 <Saemon> fuck her then
22:00 <Saemon> slut
22:00 <simba> calm down ragey
22:00 <Saemon> no TheRon
22:00 <Saemon> i dont have a foot fetish lol
22:00 <Saemon> thats fukn weird man
22:00 <simba> go chill out to some oiled up entertainment
23:00 <Saemon> how bout u simby? u watched your daily session of men in tights lusting after balls yet?
23:00 <Saemon> with socks pulled up to their knees
23:00 <Saemon> so they look like sailor moon
24:00 <simba> u mad
24:00 <Saemon> ur mums mad cuz shes a fukn whore 
24:00 <simba> sorry i ruined the second opportunity u had to speak to a woman in 2014 dude
24:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <Mew> Saemon howcome you're not asking any of the males their shoe sizes?
25:00 <Mew> guys have feet too
25:00 <simba> cos he only gets hugs from hookers
25:00 <simba> he misses a real womans scent
25:00 <simba> even their irc text is soothing
26:00 <Saemon> well true dat, all escorts smell like is booze, cheap perfume and lots of ciggarette 
26:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc0de3bb21da064555756145781d57a8/tumblr_n0laxxUtT71qkxtdao1_250.gif
26:00 <Saemon> Mew because i specialise in female footwear
26:00 <Attila> works for me. 
26:00 <Saemon> all the male department positions were taken up
26:00 <Mew> you will always find him in the kitchen at brotheeeels
26:00 <Saemon> it wasnt by choice
27:00 <Mew> there isnt male and female department positions for foot locker lol
27:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtE1TmikgIQ
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bobby Brown - Humpin' Around (With Intro) (Jun 16, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 1,408,639 views - 3,165 likes (97%), 97 dislikes (3%)
27:00 <Mew> so if a guy walks in you're not allowed to take his money? cos you're the female foot guy?
27:00 <Saemon> not technically that the wider consumer public knows about mew
27:00 <Mew> why am i even responding to your story anyway lol
27:00 <Saemon> but in store, the employees are actually meant to try and stick to their assigned roles
28:00 <BlackDevil> Mew have you ever does this to your dildo? http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc0de3bb21da064555756145781d57a8/tumblr_n0laxxUtT71qkxtdao1_250.gif
28:00 <Saemon> half would focus on female footwear, whist the other male
28:00 <simba> why dont you focus on leaving irc
28:00 <Saemon> its small behind the scenes stuff like this that u will only know if u work there
28:00 <Mew> Saemon i finished listening to your story like 3 mins ago
28:00 <Mew> pls stop now
28:00 <Mew> no one else wants to see it
28:00 <Mew> lmfao BlackDevil
28:00 <simba> pWnEd
29:00 <BlackDevil> i know cumiva did that
29:00 <Mew> chopped off selenas penis and nailed it to the ceiling fan
30:00 <couleurs> true blood canceled oh no what a shame
30:00 <Saemon> mew wat happened to us?
30:00 <Saemon> we were supposed to meet up and have lunch etc
30:00 <doctor> no more dirty vampire sex
30:00 <Mew> nothing
30:00 <Saemon> at the central markets
30:00 <Mew> i just got bored of this recent story
31:00 <Saemon> now u seem to not like me very much :(
31:00 <Mew> do the piss jug one again
31:00 <Saemon> im not your jestor or something
31:00 <BlackDevil> as a guy, who doesnt sit on IRC all day and NOT have a piss jug near by and throws it out the window
32:00 <Saemon> did simba influence u to not like me?
32:00 <Mew> well you dont really bring anything else to the table on irc
32:00 <Saemon> i dont throw it out the window i pour it down the sink
33:00 <TheRon> anybody else here play zynga poker??
33:00 <Mew> it was the bus cum jug that gets poured out the window BlackDevil
33:00 <Mew> bus cum
33:00 <Mew> dananananananana
33:00 <Mew> i do TheRon!
33:00 <TheRon> i'm upro 15 mill
34:00 <TheRon> upto
34:00 <BlackDevil> and mew failed
34:00 <Mew> pffff
34:00 <Mew> i have like 70k lol
34:00 <TheRon> i wait for dickheads
34:00 <TheRon> i never limp into a pot
35:00 <Mew> what lvl are u?
35:00 <TheRon> 34
35:00 <Mew> oooooooo
35:00 <Mew> im 40
36:00 <couleurs> i'm 12
36:00 <TheRon> i lost my stack last week, had to start over
36:00 <TheRon> lost 5 mill on one moment of stupidity
37:00 <Mew> i like the rush of it
37:00 <Mew> but it usually ends in me losing lots of chips
37:00 <TheRon> i know, i was drunk too which didn't help
38:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q5lByFc7HiM
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PM Dawn - Set A Drift On Memory Bliss 1991 (Nov 25, 2010) 3:55 - Category: Music - 715,052 views - 4,237 likes (98.8%), 52 dislikes (1.2%)
39:00 <couleurs> n e 1 going 2 teh national 2 nite
39:00 <Attila> chippie?
39:00 <TheRon> no sorry
39:00 <simba> Saemon please dont PM me 
40:00 <couleurs> well i am ok
40:00 <TheRon> good place?
40:00 <TheRon> the national hotel in geelong??
40:00 <couleurs> lol
40:00 <couleurs> good 1 Ron
40:00 <couleurs> sidney myer music bowl m8
41:00 <TheRon> whats on there tonight?
41:00 <couleurs> the national
41:00 <TheRon> the national what?
41:00 <couleurs> i think i told u about them once ron but u 2 busy listening 2 lorde
42:00 <TheRon> probably
42:00 <couleurs> that's the name of the band
42:00 <TheRon> i dont remember half the shit on here to be frank
42:00 <couleurs> my names not frank
43:00 <TheRon> don't call you shirley?
43:00 <couleurs> saralee
43:00 <TheRon> like the cakes
44:00 <couleurs> good ice cream 2
44:00 <TheRon> indeed
44:00 <TheRon> i've never been to the bowl
45:00 <couleurs> i went a few weeks ago for the first time, it's great when you're up the front
45:00 <couleurs> they renovated it a bit
46:00 <TheRon> it's in carlton isn't it??
46:00 <couleurs> it's in the city
47:00 <couleurs> across from rod laver
47:00 <couleurs> st kilda i guess
47:00 <TheRon> st kilda is nowhwere near rod laver and the 'g
48:00 <TheRon> two trams at least
48:00 <couleurs> it's off st kilda rd ok
48:00 <TheRon> oh alright, see thats better
48:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JFSLFBAJdBI
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks (Mar 6, 2009) 3:26 - Category: Music - 1,177,001 views - 5,791 likes (98.2%), 105 dislikes (1.8%)
49:00 <Calin> running around getting high all whacked off the scooby snacks
49:00 <TheRon> see st kilda i think of the palace, the palais and the espy
49:00 <British^Meat> Saemon PLEASE PM ME
49:00 <couleurs> palais rules
49:00 <couleurs> the other 2 not so much
50:00 <TheRon> palace is getting a reno
50:00 <couleurs> yea it needs 1 it's awful
50:00 <couleurs> even the espy is better
50:00 <TheRon> i've only really ever been to the palias
50:00 <couleurs> and it's just a dumb pub
51:00 <couleurs> palais got a reno too
51:00 <couleurs> they got new seats and stuff
51:00 <couleurs> it's great
51:00 <couleurs> hamer hall is the best though, they got a huge reno
52:00 <couleurs> $136m
52:00 <couleurs> suck a dick opera house!!!!!!!!
53:00 <TheRon> really?
53:00 <couleurs> http://www.stagewhispers.com.au/articles/197/melbourne%E2%80%99s-hamer-hall-reopens-136-million-money-well-spent
55:00 <TheRon> i couldn't go watch the opera, i'd be hanging shit on it all the way through or until i got tossed out
55:00 <couleurs> they have bands play there too sometimes
55:00 <TheRon> oh ok
56:00 <TheRon> unless the opera is a bout footy or something, i don't think i'd get it
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <couleurs> speaken of footy
57:00 <couleurs> 5-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <TheRon> victory?
57:00 <couleurs> liverpool
57:00 <TheRon> oh ok, everton?
57:00 <couleurs> RIP Arsenal
57:00 <couleurs> close
57:00 <peace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drowning Pool - Bodies (Jun 21, 2010) 3:40 - Category: Music - 11,036,587 views - 80,864 likes (97.4%), 2,157 dislikes (2.6%)
57:00 <TheRon> poor gunners
59:00 <TheRon> ok go - here it goes again
59:00 <couleurs> they were up 4-0 in 20 mins
59:00 <TheRon> all over from there
00:00 <couleurs> it's the fastest scoring half in epl history or something
00:00 <TheRon> was it like australia playing american samoa??
00:00 <British^Meat> S O U T H A M T O N 
00:00 <TheRon> i think the aussies were up 9 nill or something
01:00 <couleurs> pretty much, arsenal were awful
01:00 <couleurs> they couldn't keep the ball or anything
01:00 <couleurs> it was 10 shots to 1 in the first half
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> heh
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> nimoy been diganosed with COPD
01:00 <couleurs> ROBO COPD
02:00 <TheRon> is southampton even in the premier league??
02:00 <Attila> ROBO COPD IT UP THE ARSE.
02:00 <British^Meat> Nimooy is like 100
02:00 <TheRon> apparently 12 years a slave is pretty graphic
02:00 <British^Meat> what a stupid question TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> of they're not?!!
03:00 <simba> just stop TheRon
03:00 <British^Meat> totes
03:00 <TheRon> what???!
03:00 <British^Meat> im calling for a "dont save nimoy" act
03:00 <British^Meat> he's to old to save
03:00 <British^Meat> let him be
03:00 <TheRon> west brom would beat southampton
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <Attila> "Life will find a way."
03:00 <British^Meat> why would u say that?
04:00 <British^Meat> u dont even know if they are in the top flight
04:00 <British^Meat> So sad
04:00 <couleurs> Commentary by Darren Fletcher & Michael Owen
04:00 <couleurs> lol
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1891195_709060665781043_1039750197_n.jpg
04:00 <British^Meat> besides, nimoy will be brought back to life by the gensis project anyway
04:00 <TheRon> swansea are in
05:00 <Mew> TheRon
05:00 <Mew> http://www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/naked-girls-reading-in-the-garden-you-cant-spell-literature-without-t-and-a/7d937216-8be0-4eda-bb1d-70d0c23064dd
06:00 <TheRon> i'd watch that
06:00 <TheRon> hang on i alroeady do
06:00 <Mew> British^Meat you going to any fringey things?
06:00 <British^Meat> neg
07:00 <Mew> dang
07:00 <TheRon> sip tea with a bunch of hippies, that's fringey
07:00 <Mew> i think we're gonna go to sam simmons and paul foot
07:00 <British^Meat> emuls might. dunno
07:00 <Mew> i just go to the comedy gigs lol i dont like the theatre/cabaret/musical part of it
08:00 <British^Meat> yer, i went to something a few yrs back
08:00 <British^Meat> One man star wars show, or something
08:00 <British^Meat> pretty clever
08:00 <British^Meat> but neg, i am not really a fringer
09:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pw8PpYBiDsc
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc ft. De La Soul (Jan 14, 2010) 4:14 - Category: Music - 22,092,450 views - 140,032 likes (98.7%), 1,836 dislikes (1.3%)
10:00 <Mew> i like the way it changes the whole atmosphere of the city
10:00 <British^Meat> true, things like that are cool
10:00 <Mew> theres less clubbing dickheads and more unusual people flocking to it
10:00 <British^Meat> like the GP used to be, and now the clipsal
10:00 <Mew> less chance of getting stabbed etc
10:00 <British^Meat> lol yup
10:00 <Mew> yeah the gp was the bomb
11:00 <TheRon> the vics stole the gp
11:00 <TheRon> it's just a better city
11:00 <British^Meat> yer thats why its not gonna be there for much longer
11:00 <British^Meat> way to go
12:00 <peace> not fooled
12:00 <peace> lol
12:00 <TheRon> is there beer tasting at the fringe festival??
13:00 <TheRon> do the strip joints get in the spirit??
13:00 <TheRon> there should a be a footy game while the fringe festival is on, crows and port, they're fringe teams
14:00 <Mew> the strip joints are always in the spirit
14:00 <Mew> provided you pay them enough
14:00 <TheRon> of course
15:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YR5ApYxkU-U
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ) (Jul 5, 2010) 6:01 - Category: Music - 26,922,927 views - 140,974 likes (98.5%), 2,153 dislikes (1.5%)
17:00 <couleurs> that a good 1
18:00 <simba> <TheRon> and we'll never be Royals
18:00 <TheRon> ever spent a night at the national im geelong couleurs??
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