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00:00 <doctor> here you go milk http://pistolsdrawn.org/
00:00 <xm> see you after school, on the oval
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> jk rowling wrote a book about wizards n shit
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> much more believeable
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> and
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> jesus didnt write shit
04:00 <Mew> Loofypoo
04:00 <baz> I don't know much about the period at all, so I'm happy to admit being mistaken
05:00 <Loof> hey Mewsy :)
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> and its been proven (albeit very skeptically received) that the upper class romans wrote the new testament
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> to give the roman scum a "loving" god to believe in
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> so they stopped wanting to go on rampagesn shit
06:00 <simba> 4LIVERPOOL!!!!
06:00 <xm> given that Christianity was a prohibited religion in the Roman Empire and would result in death and there are extant copies of the New Testament around from the time...i dont think so
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
07:00 <xm> they only overturned it later on
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> urgh
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> jews mate
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> not fuckin christian
07:00 <xm> upper class jews wrote the new testament?
08:00 <milk> WaixYourLegs Jesus did so write a book, and so many people went down the well that they had to toothpick the Holy Bible
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451087/American-Bible-scholar-claims-ancient-confessions-prove-story-Jesus-Christ-entirely-fabricated-Roman-aristocrats.html
08:00 <xm> LOL dailymail
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> so why is there no book of jesus
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> its book of matthew
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> mark
09:00 <potato> >dailymail
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
09:00 <xm> why should there be?
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> dumbshit
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> jesus didnt write any of it
09:00 <milk> the whole thing is a toothpick of his book
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> deputy derp
09:00 <xm> His words got recorded and that's all that is needed
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> he didnt exist
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> so it doesnt matter
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> if he did, the abbos would have copies of the bible b4 whites got to australia
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> checkmate cunt
09:00 <milk> I'm sorry you can't admit we exist
10:00 <xm> there's no word "Bible" in the Bible either and that doesn't mean there are no Bibles
10:00 <xm> no, the Aboriginals actually had oral knowledge of the Bible through the Koran
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> Abbos.. proof the bible is garbage.
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> ROFL
10:00 <xm> through the Makassans
10:00 <xm> Aboriginals in Australia knew of Islam before Christianity
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> islam is like 1000 years younger than the bible
10:00 <xm> and Islam misappropriated the Bible
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
10:00 <xm> no it isnt
10:00 <xm> do you know what year Muhammed was born?
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> he wasnt born
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> he didnt exist
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> derp
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> look
11:00 <xm> you're not giving any proper arguments here
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he did ... according to the Quran
11:00 <milk> you're aware that for hundreds and hundreds of years men would have their balls pulled off to copy and personalize The Bible for rich people
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> in 10 000 years.. ppl will be running about with harry potter as if its the biblre
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> im aware that your side of the argument is a lot more parsimonious than my side
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its up to u to proove your point, not me :)
12:00 <xm> i could say that you're trying to troll me with your flawed argumentation and ignorance, but ive seen you say these things before
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> the bible... making people believe there is a man in the sky doing shit
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd have to be fucking retarded
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> never let go of ur imaginary friend
12:00 <xm> you're just making statements but not actually arguing
12:00 <milk> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Personalized+Bible
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> typical bible basher
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> im just glad atheism is growing in australia and catholicism is shrinking like a priests cock
12:00 <xm> yeah, you're actually just making yourself look worse and worse
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> hell
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> up until 3 eyars ago the legal age of conesent in vatical city was 12
13:00 <xm> you go off tangents and then just make abusive comments
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> vatican*
13:00 <xm> you do realise not all Christians are Catholic right?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ ... how about shutting up?
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> all christians are idiots
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> as are catholics, muslims and the rest
14:00 <doctor> nice ad hominem, homeo
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> some dude does some 2nd rate magic tricks
14:00 <xm> yeah, people just do ad homs when they dont know how to argue or dont know what they are talking about
14:00 <milk> seriously, do you how many old men in dresses who rape little boys try and blame it all on me?
14:00 <xm> it's easier that way
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> and we gotta believe he is some mighty god
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> get fucked
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 'an it harm none ... do what thou will
14:00 <xm> teachers are more likely to molest children than priests actually
14:00 <potato> the dog and his equations
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
14:00 <xm> even factoring in numbers
15:00 <beehhh> my dad is upset at my twin in melbourne
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> my niece is going to a catholic school, ive seen her study material
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> Electricity does wonderful things, powers our lights, out computers and our cars
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> but no one really knows where it comes form
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd have to be fucking stupid to believe that
15:00 <beehhh> he hasnt been contacting him since new year but my sis saw him at a shopping centre yesterday
15:00 <doctor> My family are catholics but when ever they talk religion i just remove myself from the scene
15:00 <beehhh> money issue
16:00 <potato> just give them a potato bong
16:00 <potato> it'll do the trick
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> mine are half catholic and half mormon and I'm Wiccan
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAHAHA
16:00 <Bastardly_One> goes down well when the subject comes up
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> perth really needs private atheist school
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> would be so good
16:00 <beehhh> a buddy of mine will investigate at centrelink about his welfare
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> so instead, our kids will be home taught
16:00 <doctor> I wouldn't know what I'd consider myself
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> which is awesome :)
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> like what the fufck
17:00 <beehhh> i found him on fb yesterday we used to kill it together
17:00 <doctor> our kids? certainly not mine
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> im supposed to believe some cunt on a boat got eaten by a whale.. contemplated his life, god forgave him and had the whale spit him out
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> you gotta be fucking kidding
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> mine and my wife
18:00 <potato> pieter believes in the toilet
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> wife is primary school teacher :)
18:00 <beehhh> women like to breed fast
18:00 <potato> he makes a donation of a black disgusting turd every day, it is his tithe
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> but. we willnever have kids
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> so it doesnt matter :)
18:00 <beehhh> more you give never enough
18:00 <potato> pieter loves his toilet religion so much he shows us pictures of it
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
18:00 <doctor> i think as a kid i'd would have prefered to be homeschooled
19:00 <^pilot^> And Husband is a stay at home retard who scams the government and insurance agencies 
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> its crazy u know
19:00 <doctor> of course i would still refuse to learn anything they taught me
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> how many bonafide miracles have there been since the invention of the camera?
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> not fucking one.
19:00 <doctor> but at least i could play snes during lunch
19:00 <beehhh> just had sausage soup noodle with pea and real oystersauce
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> and theres 7 billion people now
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> surely the chance of a miracle would be increased by the amount of people there are
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> but nope
19:00 <xm> the use of a camera can not prove 100% that something is a miracle
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> not even a hand coming out of the sky
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> and telling somone to buyild a fucking boat
20:00 <milk> nah
20:00 <xm> give me a hypothetical example of how a camera could prove that there is a miracle then?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> 7 of every clean animal and 2 of every dirty one
20:00 <milk> homeschooled kids are fuckin weird
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> on a fucking boat
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd have to be fucking retarded
20:00 <milk> school is all about learning that other people are shit
20:00 <xm> a hand coming out of the sky could easily be an advanced species of aliens doing a trick on us
20:00 <xm> you can explain anything away
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> OH NOW ITS ALIENS
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahhahaah
21:00 <xm> im talking about hypothetically
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> backpedal any faster cunt youll fall over
21:00 <xm> my example is just as real as your example of a a hand coming out of the sky
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz in the bible it says the hand of god
21:00 <potato> what if the hand started jacking me off
21:00 <xm> so if you ridicule me for it, youre also doing it to yourself
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> comes forth or woteva
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> and tells noah or whoever the fuck
21:00 <xm> "writing on the wall"
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> to build a fucking boat
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> I DONJT SEE NO FUCKING HAND COMING OUT OF THE SKY
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> But youve said it wasnt god
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was aliens
22:00 <xm> no, i said if you had a camera and caught that
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> so.. your not catholic.. ur fucking scientologist
22:00 <xm> it could be hypothetically explained by that
22:00 <xm> "miracles" can easily be faked
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a theory Jacob's ladder is aliens
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> or written down
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> that never really happend
22:00 <xm> so if you're going to require a sign to believe
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
22:00 <xm> then you're going to get conned
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> the hand of god just came thru my ceiling
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> and said to me i need to go to holden
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like when they angels are ascending the ladder it's aliens going back to their craft
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> and tell them to build a new car manufacturing centre in yugoslavia
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz they have hot women
23:00 <milk> It took God 6 days to create the Universe, on the 7th day he rested. First thing Monday morning he had his ball pulled off.
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> true story
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wrote it
23:00 <xm> so tell me WaixYourLegs. why are you so angry over this?
23:00 <xm> what happened to you?
23:00 <milk> s
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not angry, im actually really amused :)
23:00 <xm> anyone reading this can tell you're not
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahaha
24:00 <xm> it comes from a deep-seated anger
24:00 <xm> pretty much common with militant atheists
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg rofl
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh now im militant
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahaha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you do sound a bit angry though Waix
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> says he preaching like a 2 bit whore
24:00 <xm> the more you react this way WaixYourLegs the more you're showing it
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats coz i line break every other word :P
25:00 <xm> you seem to have too much of an emotional investment in this rather than wanting to be intellectually honest about it
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> u know what i did today
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> this morning
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fucked my mrs in the ass
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> then we watched some telly
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> then we had pork for breakfast
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> then we went swimming
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> shes on her rags
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty neat huh
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> what did u do... listen to a pedo prattle on about some stupid book
26:00 <xm> there you go again. proving my point
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh im so angry i had an awesome day
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> totally fucking devastated
26:00 <potato> did you get some of pieter's shit on your knob during your anal sex adventure?
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah but we fucked while songs of praise was on
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> so it was all good
27:00 <xm> "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"  <--- bingo
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> The derp is strong is this one <--- bingo!
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> chekcmate cunt
27:00 <xm> so for you this is a 'battle' ?
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> go back to your imaginary friend mate
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> no one wants to here about ur garbage book
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> even the fucking pope last week
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> "The internet is a gift from god"
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a fucking derp
28:00 <potato> do you think the pope does vector calculus when he's chilling in the vatican
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> needs those wicked witch of the west shoes taken of fhis feet and slapped across the face with em
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> no he doesnt, he just does little boys
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> id be surprised if he knows the different between a neutron and a proton
29:00 <potato> what about a quark and a lepton
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> but he doesnt believe in the atomic anyway
30:00 <potato> DOG.EXE
30:00 <potato> I GOT A BUNCH OF MUONS FOR SALE
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> microscopes are gifts from the devil
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahah
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> strange :P
30:00 <xm> it was actually a catholic priest who came up with the big bang theory
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
30:00 <potato> C:\DUKE3D>WHERE'S MY FUCKIN CONEPIECE
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> [21:30] <xm> it was actually a catholic priest who came up with the big bang theory
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is an amazing sentence
30:00 <potato> xm, really, he's a good screenwriter
30:00 <xm> it sure is
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
31:00 <milk> http://gerrycanavan.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/pope-500x800.jpg
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAHAHA
31:00 <xm> lol potato 
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> God: Return of the Catholic
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> God: The Catholic Strikes Back
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> God: A New Testament
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh and its religious. tax free filming. brilliant!
32:00 <megamanga> do you reckon the pope is a superhero at night
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah just a kiddy fiddler and an idiot
32:00 <potato> >people who put jedi as their religion without knowing what the jedi religion really is, and how it's much closer to islam than taoism
32:00 <megamanga> rescuing childrens anal virginity
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
32:00 <megamanga> one cherry at a time
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfaqo
32:00 <megamanga> nah this pope seems alright
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> he said the internet is a gift from god
32:00 <potato> THE_POPE.pcx
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes a fucking idiot
33:00 <xm> he's probably the most liberal pope they've ever had
33:00 <knives> and?
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> liberal with the lube
33:00 <doctor> they think satanists stole his blood
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
33:00 <milk> xm probably because he's seen what the streets of Rio are like
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> the red cross?
33:00 <knives> if there is a creator and he made us and we intented the net
33:00 <potato> yeah i love this pope, he likes to talk a lot for the younger demographic but not actually change anything -- he's basically the obama of the vatican
33:00 <doctor> so if you see satan roaming the streets any time soon you know who to blame
33:00 <knives> then why not?
33:00 <knives> they're not mutually exclusive
33:00 <xm> quite true potato 
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and like, still cant use condoms?
33:00 <potato> they were probably worried about all the ped cases so they needed some PR
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> where does it say in the bible u cant use a fucking franger
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> what if i use it to protect my hands when im painting
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> can i use it then?
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> bunch of stupid cunts
34:00 <knives> heh
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> im just glad that all the people that really matter in this world are all atheists
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> hawking, newton, etc
35:00 <milk> they are just trying to get more bun in the oven
35:00 <xm> newton was Christian
35:00 <knives> pffffffff
35:00 <knives> wow
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> was he
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> bs
35:00 <xm> another example of what you know...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the pope doesn't run the show anyway ... you people must know of the black pope surely
35:00 <doctor> he was a good christian woman
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> newton was a poofter for starters
35:00 <knives> and if he was?
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. tchaikovsky
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> he was a raging homo
35:00 <xm> Tesla was also Christian
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
35:00 <xm> and an amazing champ he was
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> ur a dipshit
36:00 <doctor> everyone was christian back in those times
36:00 <beehhh> i have exam on next tue
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
36:00 <knives> says the guy judging brilliant minds on sexual orientation..
36:00 <potato> the pope hired some parrots to get rid of julia gillard, but that failed in 2011 so they started a campaign by paying out rupert murdoch to sway votes of the fat lazy australians whose daily lives include of wearing the next kim kardashian lineup, the next iphone, and their next trip to bali (aka 98.8% of the population) for the election
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> no on whether they athiest or not
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> dickhead
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> learn to fucking read
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> atheist*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> let me ask this
37:00 <knives> [9:35:41pm] [WaixYourLegs] newton was a poofter for starters [9:35:52pm] [WaixYourLegs] like.. tchaikovsky [9:35:54pm] [WaixYourLegs] he was a raging homo
37:00 <knives> done
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is xm's faith affecting you in any fashion?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like your life, etc?
37:00 <potato> it's harming my collective consciousness
37:00 <knives> unless of course you were just stating your observations for no good reason
37:00 <potato> i am a wasp
37:00 <doctor> hello wasp, im ant
37:00 <Bastardly_One> potato lol
37:00 <potato> seek out and destroy this disturbance
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> freud another atheist
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off ... you can kill me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic to you cunts
38:00 <milk> well I think the modern Catholic Church is basically about promoting the belief that life exists beyond television
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <doctor> true milk
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> [21:34] <WaixYourLegs> im just glad that all the people that really matter in this world are all atheists
38:00 <potato> buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> mate
38:00 <knives> oh, so you were just stating that for no reason then
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> if there is a god
38:00 <knives> ok
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i find myself at the gates when i die
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> i will be demanding gods forgiveness
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> A) for the fucking holcaust that u cants say never happened
39:00 <knives> for?
39:00 <knives> lol..
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> B) for the cunted way you religious cunts treat people
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
39:00 <xm> atheists can be just as bad as people who claim to be religious
39:00 <xm> stalin, mao etc
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> YEH
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you still angry over being molested as a teenager?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> BUT GOD MADE THEM
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> DERP
39:00 <Bastardly_One> are you?
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> IN HIS IMAGE
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah mate im just waiting for my show to come on
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the bottom line is this
40:00 <knives> says the bible written by man
40:00 <xm> God has the sovereignty to do whatever with His creation. what you think of evil is actually going to be turned around and used for good
40:00 <xm> Leibniz wrote books on that
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
40:00 <xm> and he was certainly not an atheist
40:00 <Bastardly_One> every human in existence needs faith
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i hope you get smited
40:00 <Bastardly_One> every human believes in something
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> i believe.. xm is wrong :)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> be it a deity or whatever
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you believe in something Waix
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> I reckon when u die... u go the same place u were at b4 u were born
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ie.. buggery.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> even a nihlist believes in something ... nothing
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> I AM ATHEIST
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> IE
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> OPPOSITE OF THEIST
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the human mind needs faith ... it's wired that way
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> no it doesnt u derp
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you aren't reading are you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> just wow
42:00 <megamanga> i believe that most people are fuckwits
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you just want to argue
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> having nothing isnt having something
42:00 <megamanga> and also in kopimism
42:00 <megamanga> yeah google it cunt
42:00 <Bastardly_One> see? tht's a belief mega
42:00 <Loof> and on the seventh day, god made abos
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *that's
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a belief.. not a fucking religioun
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> i believe ill go to bed in 30 minutes
42:00 <megamanga> kopimism makes the most sense
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> that snot a fucking religion
42:00 <megamanga> out of any religion
42:00 <milk> most people who claim to disbelieve theories of God see no reason for existence beyond themselves
42:00 <knives> he said faith, not religion
42:00 <Bastardly_One> a religion is just an organised congregation of believers you twit
42:00 <Serenity> [9:42pm] <megamanga> i believe that most people are fuckwits
42:00 <Serenity> oooo that one is me!
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just cant wait til they find life on mars
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what a belief system is
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> then the bible, quran and everything else is debunked
42:00 <Serenity> lets start a church mega
43:00 <beehhh> tony abos
43:00 <megamanga> yeah we can call it the church of get fucked you dopey cunt
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
43:00 <Loof> the sexy church
43:00 <Bastardly_One> knives, give up ... he doesn't want a discussion ... he want a fight
43:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f95_1391327586
43:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Toilet Gymnast Goes Down With A Bang (Date: Feb-2-2014, 5 hours ago) - Views: 8911 - Played: 10410
43:00 <Bastardly_One> there is not one person here that doesn't believe in something
43:00 <Bastardly_One> faith keeps the human mind sane
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's how we're wired
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just think its funny that its the religious that feel the need to knock on ppls doors and ram stupid ideals down ppls throats
43:00 <knives> i believe in a thing called love
43:00 <megamanga> i really dont believe in any of that shit
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> and bomb train stations
43:00 <Bastardly_One> be it religion or what the fuckever
43:00 <megamanga> but believe what you wish
44:00 <johninja> yeh probably my fave
44:00 <Bastardly_One> mega, exactly ... let and let live
44:00 <megamanga> im gonna go rub one out to japs vomiting on each other
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep megamanga
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not harming you is it?
44:00 <megamanga> it is when you knock on my door
45:00 <simba> getting detention for truancy before you learned what truancy meant
45:00 <faux> Ok
45:00 <johninja> hahaha
45:00 <simba> literally happened
45:00 <simba> hi fork
45:00 <simba> welcome to the network of course
45:00 <simba> have a seat 
45:00 <johninja> i just googled truancy...
45:00 <johninja> truns out..still don't know
45:00 <simba> its when u bail on double IT to get high 
45:00 <johninja> yeh man
45:00 <johninja> i used to skip maths an PE
46:00 <johninja> nobody seemed to care
46:00 <simba> PE was the gayest they expected you to get dressed and be ready for it in that five min window between classes
46:00 <simba> fucken CHILD MOLESTING FAGGOTS
46:00 <faux> Hi simby ty
46:00 <faux> yes
46:00 <johninja> i would just fuck around and smash tennis balls at the fat kid anyways
46:00 <johninja> damn i nailed him good
46:00 <johninja> "fore!" fucking WHACK
46:00 <faux> Fag
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <faux> Nailed him good hehehehehehe
47:00 <johninja> ...
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> he was a good bloke
47:00 <johninja> just..yeh
47:00 <faux> I bet
47:00 <brainz> wow
47:00 <simba> once i launched a basketball across the court and hit the fat kid in the head and his greasy hair flew around as his head went back
47:00 <Maurice> Wow, johninja is a mega bully
47:00 <xm> i skipped grades by skipping so many classes
47:00 <simba> and everyone choked with laughter
47:00 <simba> like across the entire court mate
47:00 <johninja> i was a bit of a cunt back then
48:00 <Nikky`> very much a bully
48:00 <johninja> lol simba
48:00 <simba> its not even bullying its like survival tactics in an all male school
48:00 <simba> throw or be thrown at
48:00 <xm> johninja just made the kid tougher and stronger
48:00 <xm> prepared him for the world
48:00 <johninja> the teacher was handing out lost property and i claimed this corck gun i didn't actually own and shot him in the head with it
48:00 <faux> That's so lame
48:00 <johninja> everyone lolled
48:00 <Maurice> A kid in year 9 maths threw an apple core at a nerd, it missed and hit the blackboard, teacher pegged it back and got the kid in the middle of his forehead
48:00 <xm> he's probably the CEO of a multinational npow
48:00 <xm> now*
48:00 <johninja> i had to stand on the pole for half an hour
48:00 <Maurice> Was brie-lliant
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> damn that teacher is fucked
49:00 <Maurice> Apparently she was a whore in china to get the money to get to aus
49:00 <Maurice> But that could just be a rumour
49:00 <faux> Lol
49:00 <faux> That reminds me of the nun at my school
49:00 <doctor> teachers love to throw bibles, rulers, chalk and texters at kids
49:00 <johninja> lol xm
49:00 <simba> texters
49:00 <faux> I made a rubber band ball and bounced it on the desk and it accidetnally hit her so she threw it back at me
49:00 <faux> Lovely lady
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah my school handed out bibles, stoners used the pages for joints
50:00 <johninja> funnily enough i broke this guys eye socket...he stopped being a dick and runs a mutli million dollar rope acces business
50:00 <Maurice> If I was a teacher, I'd throw grenades
50:00 <brainz> this one is brilliant http://youtu.be/mq0HpoKXaFk
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Vicarious - 1080p (Jun 15, 2011) 8:48 - Category: Music - 805,441 views - 5,566 likes (98.9%), 64 dislikes (1.1%)
50:00 <johninja> we are facebook mates now
50:00 <simba> a cork to the eye?
50:00 <simba> thats huge
50:00 <brainz> i pegged wood working mallot once but it missed
50:00 <brainz> dam
50:00 <johninja> nah he sprayed deyoderant in my eye so i just let fly with a haymaker and connected
51:00 <doctor> throwing stuff at people never brings good results
51:00 <Nikky`> mean
51:00 <johninja> yeh 
51:00 <johninja> got to be careful throwing shit
51:00 <xm> hmmm one kid threw a pencil at another kid, got him in the eye. got permanently blinded
51:00 <brainz> the teacher did nothing
51:00 <Nikky`> A guy at school once got annoyed at me and waved a saw at me and cut back of my leg.. happy times
52:00 <johninja> did that to bro with a mapping pen...it stick in his eyebrow
52:00 <brainz> because i told him why o threw the mallot
52:00 <Maurice> Lol my sister in law has drawn moustaches on all of her kids while they're asleep
52:00 <johninja> kinda realised how close i was
52:00 <xm> perhaps if they had an eraser it would fix the eye
52:00 <Maurice> Parenting 101
52:00 <johninja> lol 
52:00 <shadsam> (11) [Culture Beat] Anything.mp3
52:00 <shadsam> rofl
52:00 <Maurice> And eyebrows https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1601475_10152279049784744_2103860554_n.jpg
52:00 <johninja> ahahaha
52:00 <johninja> child abuse can be funny
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
53:00 <brainz> i pegged a steal bar at me bro once to hit him in the forehead and blood started shooting out
53:00 <brainz> fcuk i had to take him home
53:00 <brainz> lol
53:00 <johninja> wow..she's in one of her moods
53:00 <Maurice> Are you minecrafting, Serenity?
53:00 <Student> what happened to my face? your aunt does it 
53:00 <Serenity> fucking console gamers
53:00 <Serenity> i was Maurice
53:00 <Maurice> Lol
53:00 <Serenity> i dont get consoles
53:00 <Serenity> its irritating
53:00 <Maurice> They shit me
53:00 <Maurice> Unless they're a snes
54:00 <Serenity> im a pc gamer
54:00 <Serenity> none of these confusing controls
54:00 <Maurice> I'm a candy crush gamer
54:00 <johninja> i don't hate pc gamers
54:00 <simba> im a faggot
54:00 <johninja> they are like your weird imbred cousin
54:00 <doctor> i play games but i don't enjoy them
54:00 <johninja> hard to hate
54:00 <doctor> just gives me something to do
54:00 <brainz> simple controls w a d f r c 
54:00 <brainz> hehe
54:00 <simba> when did you lose the spark?
54:00 <Serenity> pc game controls are just so easy.
55:00 <Nikky`> I don't play games
55:00 <Serenity> w a s d space mouse
55:00 <Serenity> thats it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> four buttons on an xbox controller
55:00 <johninja> Nikky` play scandycrush
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how hard can it be
55:00 <Nikky`> scandy?
55:00 <johninja> candy...
55:00 <Serenity> what kinda of ghetto xbox fo you have
55:00 <johninja> candy candy candy
55:00 <Nikky`> hehe
55:00 <Serenity> thers at least 12 you use
55:00 <Nikky`> I am candy
55:00 <Maurice> One that was invented in 1988
55:00 <Student> what are you talking about? i was the champion with Street Fighter 2, where ever i go , the coin guy likes because the oponnents loosing all those coins, even they offer me for free coins
55:00 <doctor> i'm trying to figure out how i can be content at just doing absolutely nothing
56:00 <Nikky`> Nah I don't do candy crush
56:00 <simba> NES is true 4 button
56:00 <johninja> wow Student
56:00 <johninja> hmm
56:00 <Serenity> NES is 4 buttons
56:00 <simba> who was ur character in SFII ?
56:00 <johninja> i would call it a 2 button
56:00 <Student> Ryu
56:00 <Serenity> dunno what kind of cash converters xbox Bastardly_One has
56:00 <Maurice> I just hate not going either up or down, left to right
56:00 <simba> u rock Student
56:00 <Maurice> FUCK OFF WITH THIS DIAGONAL SHIT
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dont have one ... I've a PS3
56:00 <johninja> Student just does constant hardjookens
56:00 <Serenity> well thats not even worth talking about
57:00 <Student> and that was in different part of pakistan where ever i travell, i try to find a game shop that have sf2, and rock on 
57:00 <simba> at least sony used some symbols for their buttons but microsoft just ripped the same letters nintendo use
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <simba> gaylords
57:00 <Maurice> I have em all and play none
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and the controller is better
57:00 <johninja> do you have greasy slicked back hair student?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> less clunky
57:00 <johninja> i would like to see a pic
58:00 <Nikky`> I so
58:00 <Serenity> tehyre all shit anyway
58:00 <Nikky`> do
58:00 <johninja> he like the imran khan of street fighter
58:00 <simba> the stick had the perfect amount of grease on it 
58:00 <Serenity> keyboard and mouse ftw
58:00 <Student> greasy lol , you would like to yes, but you are not going to have any one sorry 
58:00 <Maurice> The thing that shit me with the xbox one, is the controllers it came with, need real batteries, not even rechargables
58:00 <johninja> wow mean
58:00 <Serenity> wtf is he saying
58:00 <xm> is it becasue of the turban?
58:00 <Maurice> This isn't the fucking stone age
58:00 <xm> because*
58:00 <Student> lol @ turban 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> does it?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty shit Maurice
58:00 <brainz> i have a ipad mini hehe
58:00 <Student> greasy hairs and greasy beared lol 
58:00 <johninja> you can get a recharge kit
58:00 <johninja> just costs more
59:00 <Maurice> I know, you can buy the rechargable controllers, but they didn't come with the console
59:00 <johninja> i think the later 360s came with one
59:00 <doctor> i think vidya games have run its course
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tempted on the One over the PS4 tbh
59:00 <Serenity> so buy rechargable batteries you cheap bitch
59:00 <Maurice> Have both here, care for none
59:00 <Maurice> NO
59:00 <johninja> i'm tempted to not buy any of them
59:00 <Maurice> I WANT TO PLUG IT IN TO RECHARGE
59:00 <simba> nah its bigger than ever but such a different world now
59:00 <johninja> i don't really use it much
59:00 <Bastardly_One> give me either one
59:00 <Bastardly_One> because elder scrolls online is out
59:00 <doctor> i think that game will be terrible
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and my pc is shit
59:00 <Serenity> anyway we bought minecraft today with a gift card we got for christmas
59:00 <Serenity> ants happy ++
59:00 <Maurice> Ooer
59:00 <Maurice> I bet he is
00:00 <Serenity> i blame kylee
00:00 <Bastardly_One> any good?
00:00 <Maurice> I would too
00:00 <Maurice> Coop was here one day, ps3 had it to download for 19
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep meaning to think about it on the Ps3
00:00 <doctor> i thought mincecraft was free
00:00 <Maurice> So of course both houses had to get it
00:00 <Serenity> no mc has never been free
00:00 <simba> lol mincecraft
00:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooooo, is the console version any good?
00:00 <Serenity> yes its alright for what it is
00:00 <Serenity> i prefer pc
00:00 <Maurice> It's the same as the disc version..
00:00 <Serenity> but thats just me
00:00 <Student> some body told be the initial tips to play minecraft, after that i do not bother ;)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> can you run a server off it?
00:00 <shadsam> (11) [Scooter] Posse.mp3
00:00 <Serenity> i dont know tbh
01:00 <Maurice> I can't even figure out lego with instructions, I'm not even attempting minecraft
01:00 <Bastardly_One> because if you can't run a server off it it's pretty useless to me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ever cunt will just message me with admin shit as usual
01:00 <Serenity> you cant connect to your pc servers if thats what youa re asking
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I won't be able to do shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well poo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I remote connect to the server I help admin if you know what I mean
02:00 <potato> me building pedobear in minecraft: http://i.imgur.com/EeayrDu.jpg
02:00 <Student> if some one volunteering to make Counter Strike 1.6 server, that could be fun 
02:00 <Serenity> none of the versions and multi platform pc to console to tablet etc
02:00 <johninja> hehe potato
02:00 <simba> id play CSS
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so basically
02:00 <Serenity> who the fuck plays 1.6 anymore
02:00 <Serenity> cs:s
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's one big ... generic Minecraft
02:00 <Bastardly_One> gotcha
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds ok though
03:00 <simba> yep cs:s add me 2 steam Serenity
03:00 <Serenity> no ty
03:00 <simba> cheers
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Student> i do have steam 
03:00 <brainz> counter strike : but i didnt get the last s
03:00 <Serenity> good for you
03:00 <Serenity> source brainz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyone that has an issue with the PS3 ... should get a HD cable
03:00 <johninja> me and Kynetic are going to play chess again one of these days
03:00 <brainz> ahh
03:00 <Serenity> counter strike source
03:00 <brainz> the engine
03:00 <simba> counter strike: serenity
03:00 <brainz> i see
03:00 <brainz> graphics engine
03:00 <Student> source have good graphics
04:00 <simba> cs_assualt
04:00 <johninja> thanks Student
04:00 <Nikky`> I have an issue with all of it
04:00 <johninja> valued contributor
04:00 <Serenity> truth be told i havent even loaded up steam in about 6 months
04:00 <potato> the raper
04:00 <Excessive> woooooooooo, I might have screwss in another chan wantin to buy an empty box from me lol .............. he can't fit an ATX PSU in a dell box
04:00 <brainz> i remember it when i started with HF2
04:00 <brainz> HL2
04:00 <johninja> A volcano has erupted in ‪#‎Indonesia‬, killing at least 11 people:
04:00 <simba> rip him off Excessive, sell him thin air in a fucking box mate
04:00 <potato> i got a shitty chinese piece of shit atx psu
04:00 <brainz> when steam first arived
05:00 <potato> i want to kick it down the road
05:00 <brainz> arrived
05:00 <doctor> that's what you get for messing with tony
05:00 <Serenity> one of the first things i got off ebay was HL2
05:00 <Bastardly_One> brainz, same ... and I never thought it would take off tbh
05:00 <brainz> but i lost my steam account
05:00 <Serenity> back in 06
05:00 <Student> one time i was playing css on steam server, (i do not play there due to ping issues), i joined a server and playing ddust_2 , started to kill like 5 ts at door B with Ak, and then getting lot of friends request
05:00 <simba> i actually forgot CS:S came with HL2 i still have the box the girl front cover
05:00 <brainz> i finished HL2
05:00 <brainz> then lost the account
05:00 <Serenity> ddust_2 is me fave
05:00 <Excessive> uh, I jus wannah get rid of it lol .............. don't really have much room here for keepin stuff that I don't use
05:00 <Student> i do finished that half life 2 thing
05:00 <simba> i got into episode one but didnt finish it
06:00 <Serenity> lol opened up steam
06:00 <simba> wish they didnt split them into eps like that
06:00 <Serenity> update
06:00 <potato> maybe you should sell those 50 useless block erupters
06:00 <simba> HL2 was amasing
06:00 <brainz> yeah also didi the first expansion pack
06:00 <simba> 1 of the best of All Time
06:00 <brainz> but that was it
06:00 <potato> All Time
06:00 <brainz> nothing more
06:00 <Student> i do play Duke Nukem, was fun 
07:00 <Student> never get a chance to try Duke Nuke Forever 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the remake was awful
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dont
07:00 <Serenity> my problem is i get bored of games
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's awful
07:00 <Serenity> never really finish anything
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Serenity
07:00 <Student> i did finish "red Alert" that was really fun game
07:00 <brainz> its wastes time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I don't mind I dont have a gaming machine and only a console at present
07:00 <simba> u can only finish really good games
07:00 <johninja> yeah rarely do here
07:00 <brainz> pretty much
07:00 <johninja> i have cuit back on buying games so i play some more
07:00 <johninja> kinda works
07:00 <johninja> there are just TOO many these days
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it does kind of
08:00 <Student> my brother bring the Prince of persia Sands of time CD, finished it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do miss PC gaming
08:00 <johninja> lol prince of persia
08:00 <simba> i have enough games to play thru and finish to last me a decade .. starting with zelda link to the past on snes no emu bs
08:00 <Student> so whatever interests me , i do finish it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> some fucker gave me the remakes for christmas
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm supposed to be happy about it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Prince of Persia set in HD
08:00 <Serenity> i made this on our creative server took me like two days
08:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t31/906345_10151315727042331_376453751_o.jpg
08:00 <Serenity> its massive
09:00 <johninja> i guess he is a good role model for arabs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thanks ... I thought I was getting a real game cunt
09:00 <brainz> i remember Battlefield the one in vietnam
09:00 <brainz> yeah i was right into that clan and all
09:00 <johninja> yeah battlefield vietnam
09:00 <simba> what game is that i recognise it.... Sonic the Hedgehog?
09:00 <Student> well there use to be a prince of persia for x386 pc on diskettes, :) fun days
09:00 <shadsam> (12) [Alex K] When The Rain Begins To Fall.mp3
09:00 <Serenity> fuck off simba you annoying twat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, good shit :D ...
09:00 <brainz> loved flying the hueys
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <simba> LOL
09:00 <simba> what?
09:00 <johninja> its alex kidd
09:00 <johninja> ...jks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> from a Minecraft perspective that's good
09:00 <johninja> its mario
09:00 <simba> ummmmmm i know its super mario wow whats up ur ass Serenity
09:00 <simba> why cant she take a lil irc humor
09:00 <Student> a lot of games have be based on movies, they are stereo type 
10:00 <Serenity> i know you know what it is
10:00 <Serenity> you just annoy the piss out of me
10:00 <Student> use to play super maria on my nintendo 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <johninja> super maria lol
10:00 <simba> do you like read through one of my pointless lines and just make a noise of anger?
10:00 <johninja> sounds like a fat greek chick
10:00 <simba> when you reach the end and find out its pointless
10:00 <Student> was very funny game this super mario with childish graphics and all 
10:00 <johninja> leasure suit larry
10:00 <simba> sonic and mario are teh best games ever
10:00 <Serenity> now that was a cool game
10:00 <simba> theyll never be boring
10:00 <Student> do played need for speed games, 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the original Pang! was awesome
10:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that game?
11:00 <shadsam> (12) [Kadoc] The Night Train.mp3
11:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/887086_10151312104207331_1035846118_o.jpg
11:00 <Serenity> pewpew
11:00 <simba> are they the characters from The Simpsons?
11:00 <Student> the guy with mostaches in mario was freaky 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, Family Guy simba
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Wario
12:00 <Student> just look like an old fashion british guy 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the evil one
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> wario land 
12:00 <Serenity> wheres josh he'll like my dude
12:00 <johninja> didn't both of them have moustaches?
12:00 <Student> i think one have , and one do not 
12:00 <johninja> oh yeh
12:00 <johninja> maybe mario doesn't
12:00 <simba> the guy with mostaches, how many exactly did he have
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd look better in Minecraft
13:00 <Serenity> no they both have them
13:00 <Bastardly_One> those guys
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... yeah they both do
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but Student mean wario
13:00 <Student> i think one was in red outfit and the other one in yellow green outfit 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he has the handlebar mo
13:00 <Serenity> mario luigi and wario
13:00 <Serenity> all have them
13:00 <johninja> maybe you were thinking of princess daisy
13:00 <Serenity> you spastic cunt
13:00 <simba> and waluigi
13:00 <johninja> in the pakistan version she had a moustache too
13:00 <johninja> so as not to make the women feel awkward
13:00 <Student> lol @ pakistan version 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
14:00 <Serenity> in the curry version theyre too poor for mustaches
14:00 <Student> ofcourse they are forced to make a "pakistan version"
14:00 <Serenity> extra randering
14:00 <Serenity> rendering..
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *rendering
14:00 <Serenity> wtf
14:00 <Student> version or may be vision ;)
14:00 <Student> ha ha , fun times never the less
14:00 <Serenity> no
15:00 <brainz> used to love doing shit like this http://youtu.be/aVd09gYY2UY
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Battlefield Vietnam Huey Game play (Oct 9, 2007) 3:37 - Category: Gaming - 956 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <simba> super mario land 2 six golden coins
15:00 <Student> i used to play packman too, that was funny little game but was boring
15:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t31/887083_10151314560217331_223418252_o.jpg
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh thanks!
15:00 <johninja> hehe
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what the server is missing!
15:00 <doctor> the new bfs are unplayable now
15:00 <johninja> galiga
15:00 <Bastardly_One> space invaders!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
15:00 <Student> that reminds me of that space alien game 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can I rip that off?
15:00 <doctor> bf vietnam serves good memories
16:00 <Student> you have to finish a cloak and then move to next one 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad if I can't ... it's Minecraft
16:00 <Serenity> you most certainly can not
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I will
16:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad
16:00 <brainz> tis 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna
16:00 <Student> i do played a lot of River 8 on Atari, was amazing 
16:00 <brainz> i was part of a clan as well
16:00 <johninja> "that reminds me of what it actually is"
16:00 <brainz> now that was fun
16:00 <Bastardly_One> thank for the idea though
16:00 <Serenity> LOL john!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you now
16:00 <Serenity> only thing i didnt do on that pic was tux
16:00 <Serenity> someone else did that
16:00 <johninja> wow really
16:00 <johninja> tallented
17:00 <johninja> i doubt i would have the patience for that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just time consuming man
17:00 <doctor> i like how they do those things in minecraft but i could never have the patience
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all blocks ... it's not that hard
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more about dedication
17:00 <Serenity> we had a whole crative world full of that shit
17:00 <Serenity> it was awesome
17:00 <Serenity> creative
17:00 <doctor> i remember playing for about 1 hour and just getting bored from lack of ideas on what to do
17:00 <johninja> nah but i get like 1/4 of the way through and it's like i have already done it and i move onto something else
17:00 <johninja> da vinci was the same
17:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31/893415_10151312109392331_10341961_o.jpg
17:00 <Serenity> -.-
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it hey Serenity ... it's about dedication and making shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not "hard"
18:00 <Serenity> yes and no
18:00 <Serenity> generally you have to have real creativity to do shit without copying it from someone else
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, 5 and 6 yr olds out doing it now
18:00 <brainz> then put this track on and i was set http://youtu.be/DM-GZGtqmEw
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well true
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Battlefield Vietnam" Intro (Apr 29, 2010) 1:17 - Category: Gaming - 138,245 views - 629 likes (98%), 13 dislikes (2%)
18:00 <Student> why you feel so pissed b1? ha ha 
18:00 <Serenity> my son could run rings around most adults on minecraft with red stone
18:00 <Serenity> but he has a talent for it
18:00 <johninja> yeah my nephew has gotten really good
18:00 <Serenity> not that its not hard to do the things he does
19:00 <johninja> when i first saw him play he didn't know where iron was
19:00 <johninja> so i dug a mine for him and fond some
19:00 <johninja> now he;'s a boss at it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my older niece is great when she gets the chance to play ... she's 7
19:00 <johninja> has all these epic tales about how a dick from school crashed their game and strated breaking everything and he killed him
19:00 <Serenity> ants been playing sinec he was 4
20:00 <Maurice> My son only has a redstone nightlight..
20:00 <Student> the thing about counter strike, not many old people can play it well , they have issues
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she only got interested mid last year though
20:00 <Maurice> Otherwise he just destroys everyone elses shit
20:00 <johninja> i'm sure the ten year old kids who pwn everyone on xbox live say old people can't play either
20:00 <Bastardly_One> professional greifers
20:00 <Serenity> pauls got a red stone thing on his desk
21:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love 'em
21:00 <Serenity> ant sleeps with a mc torch
21:00 <Maurice> Lol my eldest goes online on MW and shit and kills grown men who have meltdowns
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I get admin on their arse
21:00 <Serenity> ive got a mc torch on my bedroom door
21:00 <Maurice> :o
21:00 <Maurice> I have.. nothing
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to admit though
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a good greif session is fun
21:00 <Maurice> I really want one of those Avengers lamps that look like they're busting through the wall
21:00 <johninja> i have lots of poster of chicks and cars and soccer and basketball
21:00 <Serenity> the red stone lamp turns its self on if theres loud sounds or banging
21:00 <Serenity> its creepy
21:00 <johninja> saves painting the walls
22:00 <Student> recently i started to play 8 ball on miniclip, a lot of kids playing the game quit it in the middle because i feel they get upset or impatient with my game play 
22:00 <Maurice> Bo has the little cube redstone light
22:00 <Serenity> yeah thats what we have Maurice
22:00 <johninja> i get upset and impatient just seeing you chat
22:00 <johninja> so yeah
22:00 <Serenity> if you bang the floor it will turn its self on
22:00 <johninja> can relate
22:00 <Student> ha ha 
22:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
22:00 <Maurice> I have nothing on my bedroom wall except for a mirror (rowr) and a Marilyn Monroe quote
22:00 <Maurice> Oh really?
22:00 <Student> why do you get upset ? because i do not get Buy ticks from you? :P
22:00 <Maurice> Might test it tomorrow
22:00 <johninja> yes
23:00 <Student> poor you 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this place is bright white walls with nothing on them
23:00 <johninja> Maurice is a minimalist
23:00 <Serenity> yeah i only found out cause usually the cats fight near it and bang the desk etc
23:00 <johninja> except for shoes
23:00 <Serenity> and it turns on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like being in a padded cell
23:00 <simba> and its 3-0 to sunderland 79 min
23:00 <johninja> pn3d
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, except for a 3D wolf pic
23:00 <Maurice> Lol I'm not, but I'm not 12 and putting smash hits posters up
23:00 <brainz> i need to get BF4
23:00 <Maurice> My hallway is full of photos
23:00 <johninja> sheesh you grew up?
23:00 <Maurice> I know, it shocked me too :/
24:00 <Serenity> i wish my walls were full of leonardo dicaprio and 5ive posters again
24:00 <Serenity> being a teen was awesome
24:00 <Maurice> LOL
24:00 <Maurice> Mine was Joey Lawrence, Dean Cain and John Stamos :S
24:00 <johninja> lol serenity was having a teen flashback night a while back
24:00 <johninja> pretty funny
24:00 <Serenity> hahah
24:00 <Serenity> i think i was rotten drunk too
24:00 <Maurice> I still stand by Stamos
24:00 <johninja> yeah you were
24:00 <Maurice> The other 2 can eat a dick
24:00 <Maurice> Stamos got it going on
24:00 <johninja> still had a big convo
25:00 <Serenity> i dont even know who the other two are Maurice
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Maurice> YOU WHAT M8
25:00 <johninja> she old
25:00 <Maurice> Dean Cain was Superman
25:00 <Serenity> ohhh were we kind of having a d&m john
25:00 <Maurice> Joey Lawrence was in Blossom lol
25:00 <Serenity> i think i remember that name
25:00 <johninja> burt reynolds
25:00 <Serenity> night*
25:00 <johninja> yes we were
25:00 <Maurice> Blossom is now Amy Farrah Fowler in BBT
25:00 <Maurice> When Cain was Superman, Terri Hatcher was Lois Lane
26:00 <Serenity> you know when im getting all deep on the feels that im intoxicated in some way
26:00 <Maurice> So this is going back to 1874
26:00 <johninja> haha
26:00 <johninja> you should do it more then
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <johninja> the silent era
26:00 <Serenity> i was gonna this weekend but im feeling pretty ordinary
26:00 <doctor> nothing wrong with those late night inebriated touchy feeling sessions
26:00 <Maurice> Lol black and white
27:00 <Serenity> paul knows if im intoxicated cause I dont shut up
27:00 <doctor> i like when people spill their guts out
27:00 <Maurice> S'all good, school is going back and you can have an impromtu piss up
27:00 <Serenity> instead of being silent and telling everyone to shut up
27:00 <Maurice> Knowing you can go home and nap in silence
27:00 <Maurice> +p
27:00 <Maurice> Oi, get this Serenity, my nephew is year 3 this year and his school still shares all their stationery
27:00 <Nikky`> yeah I tend to talk too much when drunk
27:00 <shadsam> (14) [Discotronic] Tricky Disco.mp3
28:00 <Serenity> =/ what
28:00 <johninja> ooh Nikky` didn't pass out
28:00 <Serenity> they stopped that in year 1 at our school
28:00 <Maurice> Plus side, no labelling, negative side, sharing shit with coons
28:00 <Nikky`> haha nah still here, just
28:00 <Maurice> Same with mine
28:00 <Student> back in those days, you were actually very sharing when drunk
28:00 <Maurice> Year one was pencil case and trays
28:00 <shadsam> (14) [Katie Jewels] Burning Love (Ultrabeat Mix).mp3
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
28:00 <Maurice> Bitch
29:00 <Serenity> i still havent labelled anything
29:00 <Serenity> im gonna have a busy night tomorrow
30:00 <Maurice> Lol sucker
30:00 <Maurice> I did 3 book lists
30:00 <johninja> lol beehhh and dudz in another room
30:00 <johninja> looks like it went well
30:00 <Aurelius> Maurice: do you know a woman is?
30:00 <Maurice> But I used the texta one of the teachers requested
30:00 <Maurice> Now it's only 3/4s full
30:00 <Serenity> do you know a woman is?
30:00 <brainz> the dude playing this is a dick but the game is looking good http://youtu.be/DiQjGMvOB50
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PS4 Battlefield 4 (BF4) 64 PLAYERS!! Multiplayer Gameplay - NEXT GEN GRAPHICS BATTLEFIELD (Nov 23, 2013) 20:38 - Category: Gaming - 488,501 views - 4,375 likes (92.9%), 333 dislikes (7.1%)
30:00 <Maurice> Aurelius, what?
31:00 <johninja> haha
31:00 <Aurelius> she's like a crappy version of a male. A retarded and boring version
31:00 <johninja> are you man who likes other men?
31:00 <Maurice> Fucking pop-d0g
31:00 <johninja> oh
31:00 <johninja> i see
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
32:00 <Serenity> lol does he think youre a dude/
32:00 <johninja> i was trying to work that out
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost count of the amount of people that think she is
32:00 <Maurice> Probably
32:00 <Maurice> My bunny used to ban him from bris all the time
32:00 <Serenity> he seems reletively slow
32:00 <Serenity> tbh
33:00 <johninja> yeah 
33:00 <Serenity> fuck bunny
33:00 <Serenity> wot a jerk
33:00 <johninja> nobody really bans anyone there anymore
33:00 <Maurice> Don't tempt me
33:00 <johninja> haha
33:00 <Maurice> beehhh will be the first
33:00 <Nikky`> Do it
33:00 <Maurice> If he says straya one more time
33:00 <Maurice> I will castrate the stupid cunt
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> go to canada much nicer
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he has since the last time you banned him for it
34:00 <johninja> i can see him whinging about that for a couple of decades
34:00 <doctor> straya
34:00 <Maurice> He said it in there earlier tonight
34:00 <shadsam> (15) [Blackout Crew] Put A Donk On It.mp3
35:00 <Maurice> (21:48:47) (beehhh): melbourne is a place for hate crime and so is south straya (21:49:03) (Maurice): Fuck up with your straya shit
35:00 <Maurice> Then nothing
35:00 <johninja> lol screwws is doing the whole "ask people for tech help with things" to get people to talk to him again
36:00 <simba> where are those sacks of meat talking at each other? cats?
36:00 <johninja> syd
36:00 <simba> BL NSW
36:00 <johninja> <screwss> im trying to work out if my computer the dell e521 can do hardware virtualization
36:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <johninja> its too obvious
37:00 <shadsam> (15) [Cortina] Music Is moving.mp3
37:00 <Serenity> before it was phones
37:00 <johninja> <screwss> what you reckon kate
37:00 <johninja> <screwss> you think it does
37:00 <johninja> yeah lol
37:00 <johninja> phones
37:00 <johninja> there was something else too
37:00 <Nikky`> please bring me some more water johninja
37:00 <johninja> fine Nikky`..try not knocking it over this time
37:00 <doctor> when you're old and lonely it's nice to talk to the girls at allianz to discuss funeral insurance
38:00 <Nikky`> i'll try
38:00 <johninja> haha doctor
38:00 <Nikky`> yaaaay
38:00 <Serenity> you need
38:00 <Serenity> cottees lime coola
38:00 <Serenity> with ice
39:00 <johninja> mm
39:00 <johninja> ghetto deliscious
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that is the BEST
39:00 <johninja> watermelon coolaid
40:00 <Serenity> GETTING YOUR FUCKING FACE
40:00 <Serenity> what.. ghetto..
40:00 <Serenity> also watermelon kool aid is shit
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Serenity> CHERRY mofo.
40:00 <johninja> i was just making shit up
40:00 <johninja> never had it
40:00 <Serenity> kool aid is awesome
40:00 <Serenity> nom
41:00 <johninja> i got this new aussie made cordial
41:00 <johninja> its really good
41:00 <johninja> 90% fruit juice still
41:00 <johninja> i think cottes went from 35% to 5%
41:00 <Serenity> is it extra juicy?
41:00 <johninja> yeah its aws..i'll get the name
42:00 <johninja> juicee
42:00 <johninja> jooce!
42:00 <simba> huhu
43:00 <shadsam> 16) [Brain Bashers] Do It Now.mp3
43:00 <Nikky`> I think I shall call it a night - have a good rest of your night all xx
43:00 <Serenity> i used to buy it all the time when i bought cordia cause theres no preservatives
43:00 <Serenity> you actually have to keep it in the fridge
43:00 <shadsam> fart
44:00 <johninja> yeh 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Golden Circle is alright too
44:00 <simba> i thought you didnt have to with cordial
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you do with some
44:00 <johninja> golden circle dropped their content to 5% too
44:00 <johninja> not happy
44:00 <simba> OIC Whats up
44:00 <johninja> used to be 40%
45:00 <johninja> "lets get rid of the fruit and just put more sugar in instead" "great idea larry"
46:00 <Serenity> i just drink water these days
46:00 <Serenity> or tequila.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I live on Coke
46:00 <johninja> i drink TOO much coffee
46:00 <johninja> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1625521_284842535000284_1827109701_n.png 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I can wake up in the middle of the night, drink Coke and go back to sleep though
47:00 <Bastardly_One> does nothing to me
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Serenity> gross
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not drink water...
47:00 <simba> my throat would burn if i did that
47:00 <simba> u cant do that 
47:00 <doctor> SPC bakes beans and sphagetti. i don't understand all the remorse in that company falling asunder, i've always considered their tinned products disgusting
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like water to me
47:00 <johninja> coke is probably cheaper than water
47:00 <Saemon> i'd drink tila tequila's juices if ya know what i man ;]
47:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Saemon> mean*
48:00 <simba> huhu
48:00 <doctor> their tinned fruits were nothing special compared to the imported products either
48:00 <Serenity> im about to finish my 4th litre of water today
48:00 <simba> tinned beans ar OK
48:00 <johninja> i just find it strange that tony wants everyone to get jobs and also not support australian companies
48:00 <johninja> i mean...
48:00 <Bastardly_One> SPC aren't exactly under ... they have surplus stores ... I go to one all the time
48:00 <johninja> come on dude..i know you are a deadshit...but still
49:00 <johninja> i guess he thinks the slave legislation he brings in will create all the jobs
49:00 <Serenity> ouch i just got my tongue/tongue ring stuck in my water bottle :S
49:00 <johninja> damn
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and water at this place can get fucked until I get a filter
50:00 <doctor> i don't support australian companies just because they're australian
50:00 <Bastardly_One> tap water sucks arse
50:00 <johninja> boil it
50:00 <shadsam> (16) [Taio Cruz] Shes Like A Star (Alex K Mix).mp3
50:00 <johninja> i do doctor
50:00 <johninja> i try too
50:00 <Serenity> rain water
50:00 <Serenity> mmmmm
50:00 <Serenity> delicious
50:00 <Bastardly_One> buy a cheapo filter to put on the tap ... not that hard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've just not got around to it
50:00 <johninja> meh i have rain water too man
50:00 <johninja> just trying to help
50:00 <Serenity> ive got a water cooler
50:00 <Bastardly_One> can get cheap enough ones you put in the facuet
50:00 <Serenity> but pauls mum has a rainwater tank
51:00 <johninja> i have a 10l jug in my fridge
51:00 <Serenity> its so freaking good
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I miss that part of living in the sticks
51:00 <Bastardly_One> tank water/rain water
51:00 <johninja> just don't think about all the bridshit on your roofs and the frogs swimming around in it
51:00 <Serenity> rainwater is the best for a hangover
51:00 <johninja> and its all good
51:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
52:00 <Maurice> I fucking hate when you want to read a book but can't find it
52:00 <Serenity> tahts what filters on the tanks are for john
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <doctor> personally i think abbott is right not to put federal funding in private enterprise. federal stimulus to struggling industries tends to be a huge waste of money
52:00 <Saemon> rainwater tank is fucken gross and rank. my old house used to have one. i looked into it one time and it had all algae and moss in it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> finding a dead animal in your water tank isn't fun though
52:00 <Saemon> and this tan colored tentacle thing
52:00 <Serenity> so get a proper tank you disgusting fuck
52:00 <Saemon> looked like an octopus orsta
53:00 <Saemon> sorta*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> rainwater is fucking delicious
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you on about?
53:00 <johninja> haha
53:00 <Saemon> yes rainwater is good
53:00 <Serenity> if you dont have a proper set up and shit is growing in there
53:00 <Serenity> thats your fault
53:00 <Saemon> if its fresh like rained into a cup
53:00 <Saemon> and from polution gree area
53:00 <Saemon> free*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what Serenity said
53:00 <Saemon> rainwater in adelaide is like smog
53:00 <Saemon> acid
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a filter system
54:00 <Saemon> corrodes my car paint
54:00 <johninja> well i mean...there are heaps of things swimming around in normal citys water supplys too
54:00 <Saemon> drink it? no thanks
54:00 <Bastardly_One> on your tank
54:00 <doctor> adelaide seems like a decent place
54:00 <Serenity> exactly john
54:00 <Serenity> they just chlorine the fuck out of the water
54:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I have food on
54:00 <Serenity> and you can fucking taste it
54:00 <simba> adelaide is a gr8 city
54:00 <Saemon> how do u keep the damn mozzie larvae from living in your rainwater tank?
54:00 <johninja> the hippys had an idea of lacing all the drinking water in the greater los angelis area with LSD back in the day
54:00 <johninja> imagine the chaos lol
54:00 <doctor> i've never been to another state of aus other than my home state of WA, if ever I were to leave I'd visit SA
55:00 <Serenity> keep forgetting doctor is one of us
55:00 <simba> the water is laced with enough bullshit am i rite air
55:00 <johninja> he's one of the right wingers i have some time for
55:00 <Maurice> He's what
55:00 <johninja> lol just his politics
55:00 <Serenity> id probably go
56:00 <Maurice> I've been to QLD, VIC and SA
56:00 <Maurice> SA ftw
56:00 <johninja> i never been to WA 
56:00 <Serenity> SA, TAS, QLD NSW NT ACT VIC
56:00 <simba> i havent been to NT or tas but everywhere else
56:00 <Maurice> And you've.. never been to meeeee
56:00 <johninja> ooh tas
56:00 <doctor> I'm one of those shadowy types that tend to go unnoticed. Mind you WA, I'm still working on you
56:00 <Serenity> in that order
56:00 <Maurice> Damnit, Doodle isn't alive to play that song
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <xm> hmmm looks like half of my family is moving from perth to melb
56:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
56:00 <Maurice> Melb is shithouse
56:00 <Maurice> Hate that place
56:00 <simba> welcome
56:00 <johninja> everywhere has its good points
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Love Melbourne
57:00 <johninja> don't like sydney but NSW has some awesome places
57:00 <Bastardly_One> miss it like crazy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my "home town"
57:00 <Maurice> The only good place I went to in VIC, was the snow
57:00 <johninja> great ocean road is pretty cool
57:00 <doctor> xm I'd appreciate it if you stayed
57:00 <xm> i dont want to go either
58:00 <xm> my dad is here
58:00 <xm> and he's old
58:00 <johninja> xm should come to melb so we can hang out when i go on sex tours
58:00 <xm> as long as romperstomper doesnt come too, sure
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Serenity> bring your sex tour to perth ;)
58:00 <Maurice> QLD was cool coz I was 13 and went to the theme parks
58:00 <johninja> haha
58:00 <johninja> long way to go if it doesn't work out man
58:00 <Maurice> Oh my, I want in on this sex tour
58:00 <johninja> furiously masterbating in a hotel room
59:00 <Serenity> how was perth john.. 'ok kinda awkward though serenity hit on me'
59:00 <xm> QLD has some pretty good places. i forget the name of it now, but there's that place where hundreds of birds come up to you for a feed
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <johninja> haha
59:00 <Maurice> 'ok kinda awkward though ShadowLurker hit on me'
59:00 <johninja> sounds liek carumbin bird sansctuary
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <xm> yeah that's the one
59:00 <johninja> but there are others
59:00 <Bastardly_One> currumbin ... it is
59:00 <Serenity> you have to watch that ShadowLurker guy
59:00 <Serenity> hes shifty as fuck
59:00 <johninja> yeah i spelt everything else wrong too
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <johninja> so i hear
00:00 <doctor> Yeah that guy gives me the heebeegeebees
00:00 <Maurice> My cat isn't content with eating a cute as fuck mouse, he's now nomming down a wood cockroach
00:00 <xm> johninja: you remind me of so many engineers. including lecturers. well-read, fairly intelligent, but keep spelling things wrong :D
00:00 <Serenity> turbo wont eat those
00:00 <xm> i had a lecturer once that kept spelling celsius as celcius
00:00 <shadsam> (17) [LMC Vs U2] Take Me To The Clouds Above.mp3
00:00 <johninja> haha
01:00 <johninja> yeah i think its too late for me to fix
01:00 <Maurice> Auds will eat you if you fall over and don't move
01:00 <doctor> A good professor is normally a drunk
01:00 <shadsam> FANNY FARTS
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <johninja> i don't see why i should limit my vocabulary to words i can spell
01:00 <Serenity> blood fart
01:00 <Maurice> Lol BloodFart, she was ok
01:00 <simba> supercalafragalisticexpialidocious
01:00 <doctor> She was good material
01:00 <xm> the other night i was talking to an experienced engineer. like 10 years and made it to the top. but he spells things like rediculous and encription
02:00 <johninja> antidisestablishmentarianism
02:00 <Maurice> Shes still on my fb, but hasn't posted for 2 yrs
02:00 <Serenity> seems to be a thing with egineers
02:00 <xm> stompin...
02:00 <xm> :P
02:00 <Serenity> shocking spelling and hand writing
02:00 <xm> yeah
02:00 <Maurice> Like doctors
02:00 <Maurice> And Cam
02:00 <Maurice> I can forge his sig so well
02:00 <Serenity> and me. but im not any of those
02:00 <Maurice> Jay forged it last year on his home reader
03:00 <Saemon> whose cam?
03:00 <shadsam> IVE GOT 14 GRAMS WEED
03:00 <Maurice> 'Don't worry dad, I signed it for you'
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Saemon> lol i used to forge my folks signatures throughout school
03:00 <shadsam> LEGAL WEED
03:00 <Excessive> fckn supa glue on mah fingers
03:00 <johninja> i would be impressed if i was 14 shads
03:00 <doctor> People qualified with literature don't usually become great authors, poets or essayist
03:00 <Saemon> all them notes for excursions
03:00 <Saemon> none of them my parents ever knew about
04:00 <johninja> yeah its left brained
04:00 <johninja> i don't do left brained much
04:00 <doctor> Many just become drunks working in jam factories
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Serenity> theres a reason why people who write books etc have editors
05:00 <shadsam> (17) [LOL] Love Leaves No Scar (Hypasonic Remix).mp3
05:00 <johninja> i can spot a spelling mistake in a book like a boss
05:00 <johninja> its strange
05:00 <Serenity> shadsam turn that fucking ay as fuck script off
05:00 <johninja> still see a couple in every book
05:00 <Serenity> gay
06:00 <Maurice> Yet you can't spot your own :P
06:00 <johninja> yeah...ikr
06:00 <johninja> weel i know i spelt it wrong most times
06:00 <johninja> just..
06:00 <Serenity> i like to write it was my speciality all through school
06:00 <Bastardly_One> My spelling is getting progressively worse over time
06:00 <Serenity> but im hardly the best with spelling and grammar
06:00 <doctor> I don't mind a spelling mistake in a good piece unless the author themselves ridicule the errors of his contemporaries
06:00 <Maurice> But yeah, my fingers are sometimes too fat and spell wrong, but I can spot it in a book
06:00 <johninja> yeh
06:00 <Maurice> Speaking of which, I can't find the two books I want to read and its fucking me off
07:00 <Maurice> I've been on my knees too many times tonight
07:00 <Serenity> spelling isnt so bad for me
07:00 <Serenity> grammar fucks me
07:00 <johninja> lol i bought like 15 books
07:00 <johninja> havn't read one
07:00 <johninja> seem to stockpile them
07:00 <johninja> already had 20 to read
07:00 <johninja> one day....
07:00 <Maurice> I have 2 bookcases full and some randomly placed
07:00 <doctor> i tend to read books that i don't even understand
07:00 <Maurice> But fuck a fucking duck, I know I bought these 2 books and didn't e-book them
07:00 <Serenity> guess thats what happens when you're too busy worrying about giving some dude a wristie at the back of the basketball courts at school instead of english class
07:00 <Maurice> SO WHERE ARE THEY
07:00 <Maurice> Rofl Serenity
07:00 <johninja> haha
08:00 <Excessive> lol
08:00 <johninja> <@Maurice> I've been on my knees too many times tonight
08:00 <Maurice> I meant it how it sounded
08:00 <johninja> haha
08:00 <Maurice> Infront of bookcases and not erect wang
08:00 <Maurice> That escalated
08:00 <johninja> wow
08:00 <Serenity> well hello
09:00 <Bonny> hello lol
09:00 <Serenity> i need to shower
09:00 <Serenity> bbs
09:00 <Maurice> Bonny joins and it goes to hell in a hand basket
09:00 <Bonny> k
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
09:00 <Bonny> rofl
09:00 <johninja> geeze...that must hurt
09:00 <Maurice> YOU MADE HER MESSY
09:00 <Maurice> I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
09:00 <johninja> "you make me feel icky"
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <Excessive> so I have 2 lemon n 2 pink lady apple trees happenin
10:00 <Maurice> Bravo
10:00 <shadsam> Low on milk - lighters fuct - cbf
10:00 <Excessive> aye
10:00 <johninja> your boyfreind must be well pleased
10:00 <Bonny> excitement plus
10:00 <Maurice> Pink Ladies remind me of Grease
10:00 <johninja> i jest
10:00 <Bonny> good movie
10:00 <johninja> gardening is rad
10:00 <Maurice> I know
10:00 <Maurice> I have it with a limited edition T-Birds leather jacket as the cover
11:00 <johninja> lemons are pretty hardy trees
11:00 <johninja> dunno much about apples
11:00 <Maurice> My sister has the Pink Ladies one
11:00 <johninja> think they take a long time to mature
11:00 <Excessive> gottah wqatch the lemon wityh the citrus bugs
11:00 <johninja> yeah that only spoils the fruit
11:00 <johninja> not so much the tree
11:00 <johninja> as far as i know
12:00 <Excessive> gottah plant complementary stuff with it so it attracts other insects that'll get rid of the bugs
12:00 <johninja> just piss on it like once every few months
12:00 <Maurice> This one https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCVhlEiOHjwRxoaARD0KS99LDNM2f0RtTvokd4vAux-excsfuKyA
12:00 <johninja> ?
12:00 <johninja> a grease ipad holder?
12:00 <Maurice> NO
12:00 <shadsam> (18) [Alex K] Another Chance (Alex K Mix).mp3
12:00 <Maurice> Its covering the dvd
13:00 <Maurice> Wash your mouth out, sif I have an ipad
13:00 <johninja> ohhh
13:00 <johninja> sorry
13:00 <Maurice> Oh you will be
13:00 <Maurice> My sister has this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hrwo6uynWQ8/TDswNfREUKI/AAAAAAAAHRw/XmD_ZY-5Tx8/s1600/IMG_5558.JPG
14:00 <Maurice> And you can get the Rydell High ones too
14:00 <johninja> lol geeze
14:00 <Maurice> The white jackets
14:00 <shadsam> (18) [Alex K] Lover That You Are (Alex K Mix).mp3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shadsam, turn that shit script off
14:00 <johninja> i can feel my testosterone slowly dieing just looking at it
14:00 <Maurice> Don't kid youself, it was already gone
15:00 <johninja> haha
15:00 <shadsam> quiet fagboy
15:00 <BlackDevil> i have the ping one Maurice
15:00 <BlackDevil> pink
15:00 <Maurice> Poof
15:00 <Maurice> I'm manly and have the T-Birds one
15:00 <johninja> lol lots of phalic objects in that
16:00 <BlackDevil> johninja all the sudden its winter here
16:00 <Maurice> They had this one too http://img2.targetimg2.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/11/37/11370066.jpg
16:00 <johninja> yeh i see the south got slammed a couple of weeks back
16:00 <johninja> must have took a while to get to the west coast
17:00 <johninja> did you see the snow that doesn't melt yet?
17:00 <Maurice> I thought you meant my west coast, was confused
17:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tEza2wB20c&feature=youtu.be 
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IS THIS SNOW? (Jan 29, 2014) 3:31 - Category: People and Blogs - 323,007 views -
17:00 <johninja> pretty crazy
17:00 <BlackDevil> we dont get snow
19:00 <Excessive> one of 2 of mah pink ladies, from seed .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1623700_10200900433187719_614190469_n.jpg
19:00 <BlackDevil> i like there is no comments allowed
19:00 <johninja> yeah
19:00 <johninja> there are a lot of others
19:00 <BlackDevil> signs of fake
19:00 <johninja> hmm
20:00 <johninja> i wouldn't say they are reputable
20:00 <johninja> but there were normal users posting pics of their own in the comments
20:00 <johninja> http://resistancejournals.blogspot.com.au/2014/01/what-is-with-snow-from-recent-storm.html 
21:00 <johninja> one dude put some on a log in his fireplace
21:00 <Warren1984> hey johninja
21:00 <johninja> hey Warren1984
21:00 <johninja> hows things?
21:00 <Warren1984> alright and you
21:00 <johninja> pretty good mate
21:00 <Warren1984> being working hard in the garden
22:00 <johninja> oh you too huh
22:00 <johninja> what you planning on growing?
22:00 <Excessive> lawl
22:00 <Warren1984> we have planted it
22:00 <johninja> yeah well
22:00 <Warren1984> celery, cucumber, lettuce, capsicum
22:00 <johninja> ooh
22:00 <BlackDevil> There is no doubt that the snow is loaded with chemicals because of Fukushima and chemtrails; however, this is definitely NOT the cause for the snow not creating liquid when burned, or the black material created upon the burning of the snow. It is very normal—sublimation (vaporizing) and Black Carbon Soot!
22:00 <Warren1984> beetroot
22:00 <doctor> should have planted spring Excessive
23:00 <Warren1984> I wanted a wheel barrow
23:00 <Excessive> doctor, ye I know
23:00 <Warren1984> but they are $95
23:00 <Excessive> didn't have the idea back then
23:00 <johninja> capsicum is easy, doesn't need much water
23:00 <Warren1984> gardening is enjoyable
23:00 <johninja> lettuce will have to watch out for bugs
23:00 <doctor> they'll still live, they're a weed afterall
23:00 <johninja> cucumbers easy
23:00 <Warren1984> I got a $11 spray gadet
23:00 <johninja> celery is pretty easy too, watch for bugs
24:00 <Warren1984> when it waters its like mid-heavy rain
24:00 <doctor> i have poppies to plant mid to late winter
24:00 <johninja> yeah some things don't like much water
24:00 <johninja> liek capsicum
24:00 <Excessive> plant other shit amongst ur stuff to keep pests away
24:00 <Warren1984> the ones that are very focused are crap
24:00 <Warren1984> they hurt the plants
24:00 <Warren1984> yeah we spray it with seasol
25:00 <Warren1984> the plan wasn't to eat them
25:00 <doctor> Warren1984 and I will be starting up a marijuana farm soon when it's legal to do so
25:00 <Warren1984> just keep them growing growing
25:00 <Warren1984> sounds good doctor
25:00 <johninja> yeah i would love to grow some weed
25:00 <johninja> such a great plant
25:00 <johninja> i have seeds etc
25:00 <johninja> just...not a great climate
25:00 <Serenity> ive always wanted to grow one
25:00 <Serenity> just cause
25:00 <Serenity> not even smoke it
25:00 <Excessive> jus for that .............
25:00 <johninja> yeah a male one would even be cool
25:00 <johninja> no buds
25:00 <johninja> but still looks cool
26:00 <Excessive> I'mnah rolla spliff
26:00 <doctor> i had around 100 seeds few years back but I gave them all to a friend I don't see anymore
26:00 <Warren1984> I wonder if weed will get rid of my anxiety?
26:00 <doctor> I wonder how she's going
26:00 <johninja> i think the seads die after a while
26:00 <doctor> Not sure warren, can either make it worse or could help
26:00 <Excessive> Warren1984, u need a benzo for anxiety, ie: valium
26:00 <johninja> tried to bring some up i had for like a year and none germinated
26:00 <Sponge> you need weed Warren1984
26:00 <Serenity> i know nothing of the plants
26:00 <Serenity> so only females have buds?
27:00 <johninja> yes
27:00 <Sponge> go to the junkie alley
27:00 <doctor> yeah, they're prone to rot
27:00 <johninja> the males in any crop will make the female buds have seeds
27:00 <johninja> so big nono if for sale
27:00 <Serenity> so if you want smoking plants you want females
27:00 <johninja> yeh
27:00 <Sponge> chicks are budding
27:00 <doctor> yep
27:00 <Saemon> sons of anarchy or the sopranos? which is better?
27:00 <Serenity> ahh ok
27:00 <Warren1984> I think you need to plant the females near the males
27:00 <johninja> its hard to tell the difference i think
27:00 <Serenity> is there any way to tell before the bud? or?
27:00 <johninja> havn't got to that stage yet
27:00 <Warren1984> otherwise it doesn't work
27:00 <Sponge> chicks get hard buds near males
27:00 <Warren1984> not 100% sure
27:00 <doctor> for weed you kill the males unless you want seeds
27:00 <johninja> apparently they have tiny dicks
28:00 <johninja> but you need a magnifying glass
28:00 <johninja> bit like anthony
28:00 <johninja> but a plant
28:00 <Serenity> LOL
28:00 <Warren1984> seeds are the best part
28:00 <Warren1984> I want to be as self-reliant as possible
28:00 <Serenity> i wish i knew where you could get seeds
28:00 <Warren1984> have chickens
28:00 <Serenity> be cool to try n grow one
28:00 <Warren1984> rain water tank
28:00 <Serenity> not sure id wanna get caught though
28:00 <Warren1984> own fish farm
28:00 <johninja> i usually get some in my bush bud
29:00 <Warren1984> grow my own veggies
29:00 <Excessive> but to make the female grow big arse fuckin buds u need to mate it with the male ............ u put a plastic bag over one of the branches of the male for a week and then move it over to the female for a week and then the branch of the female that had the bag will grow seeds and the rest will be big arse fckn buds cause it has mated with the male ........... that's how u grow it properly
29:00 <johninja> seeds don't really mean much
29:00 <Warren1984> aren't you allowed to grow 1 plant in your backyard?
29:00 <johninja> me and a friend put 20 in a dish one night for the lols and started them
29:00 <johninja> the cops raided him the next day
29:00 <johninja> just chucked them out
29:00 <doctor> it wouldn't be all that difficult for weed to compete with the natives here
29:00 <Serenity> i dont know what the laws are in WA
30:00 <johninja> it used to grow wild around nimbin
30:00 <doctor> so grab as many seeds as you can, maybe in the 10s of thousands and just scatter them amongst the country side
30:00 <johninja> i think in WA you are allowed like 3 plants 
30:00 <johninja> not 100% though
30:00 <Saemon> lol this is the 21st century. they have supermarkets where u can buy these things
30:00 <johninja> they keep changing it
30:00 <doctor> nah not anymore
30:00 <Serenity> no they dont Saemon fuck off
30:00 <Saemon> u dumb and sad if u want tu waste time of your life
30:00 <Saemon> growing things
30:00 <johninja> ...
30:00 <Serenity> what on earth
30:00 <Saemon> how long does it take to grow some potatos?
30:00 <Saemon> 2 months
31:00 <Serenity> is he seriously implying shit bought at a supermarket is better than fresh grown
31:00 <Saemon> id rather jut hop to coles and buy a 6 kg bag
31:00 <doctor> Saemon we're not your enemy, let's be friends
31:00 <johninja> everything tastes about 300% better than woolies/coles crap
31:00 <Saemon> nah just time saving
31:00 <Saemon> life is too short as it is
31:00 <Serenity> coles and woolies fresh produce tastes like nothing
31:00 <Serenity> its disgusting
31:00 <Serenity> and full of chemicals
31:00 <johninja> yeah its all shit
31:00 <johninja> flavourless garbage
31:00 <Warren1984> the stuff grown at the shops has pesticides in it
31:00 <Serenity> expensive flavourless garbage
31:00 <johninja> doubt it has much nutritional value either
32:00 <Saemon> fair enough if u have alot of free time on your hands
32:00 <Serenity> i shop at the fresh fruit and veggie markets soon as you walk in you can smell the food
32:00 <Serenity> cant say the same for coles/woolies
32:00 <Warren1984> D$P bro
32:00 <Saemon> wait for your own chickens lay its eggs etc
32:00 <Warren1984> I have heaps of future plans
32:00 <Serenity> chickens lay eggs every day.
32:00 <Saemon> oh
33:00 <Warren1984> make SOPs on everything
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <Saemon> really?
33:00 <doctor> I dream of becoming a god one day warren
33:00 <johninja> except during lent for some reason
33:00 <Serenity> yes really
33:00 <Serenity> wtf
33:00 <Saemon> thats crazy
33:00 <Warren1984> get a machine binder
33:00 <Saemon> dont they have to mate?
33:00 <Serenity> you expect people to be waiting around once a month like humans?
33:00 <Saemon> with a boy chicken?
33:00 <Serenity> are you stupid
33:00 <Serenity> no.
33:00 <Warren1984> then you will become a jack of all trades
33:00 <johninja> it doesn't hurt to have a male there
33:00 <Serenity> eggs are chicken ovulations
33:00 <johninja> but i don't think neccisary
33:00 <Excessive> boy chicken lol
34:00 <Serenity> its not necessary at all
34:00 <Excessive> rooster maaaaaaaaaan
34:00 <doctor> Chickens take around 5 weeks to reach the market
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Saemon> is a chicken one of those speices where it doesnt need a male to reproduce?
34:00 <johninja> no
34:00 <Serenity> saemon.
34:00 <johninja> it just lays eggs
34:00 <Warren1984> connect all your drains to a water tank
34:00 <Saemon> asexual i think its called
34:00 <johninja> not trying to reproduce
34:00 <Warren1984> get chickens
34:00 <Serenity> an egg is a fucking ovulation not a fertilisation you idiot
34:00 <Warren1984> grow your own veggies and fruit
34:00 <Saemon> ah ic
34:00 <johninja> we have always had one rooster though
34:00 <Serenity> we had 6 chickens when i was a kid
34:00 <Serenity> 6 eggs every day
35:00 <Serenity> double sometimes triple yolks
35:00 <johninja> nice
35:00 <Warren1984> why not be very independent and self-reliant
35:00 <Maurice> I just came out for a smoke, had visions of being locked out and asking the cat to let me in, I've been reading these books too long when a monkey unlocks the door
35:00 <johninja> lol how high is Maurice
35:00 <Saemon> my life is too busy to sit around and wait for my own veggies to grow
35:00 <Serenity> eggs = chicken periods
35:00 <Serenity> poor sluts have a period every day
35:00 <Saemon> i see the health benefits of it
35:00 <doctor> Stay away from those books
35:00 <Maurice> Sad thing is, I'm not
35:00 <johninja> things grow by themselves man
35:00 <Saemon> but its too impractical imo
35:00 <johninja> don't need much supervision
36:00 <xm> bees = insects that have sex with flowers
36:00 <xm> those sick bastards
36:00 <johninja> beestiality
36:00 <Serenity> go eat your over priced gross food and stop complaining Saemon
36:00 <xm> haha
36:00 <johninja> gardening is quite peaceful man
36:00 <Maurice> But I read 2 books where the monkey can unlockdoors, play mario and flip you the bird
36:00 <johninja> instead of trolling on irc just spend like 15 minutes watering your plants
36:00 <johninja> not hard
36:00 <Excessive> yeah buy it prepacked with the triangular "Made in Oz" simbol on it
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <doctor> I don't mind gardening as long as concrete renderers don't come around and laden my soil with lime
37:00 <Saemon> the packet is made in oz
37:00 <Saemon> but the product is made in china
37:00 <johninja> made in england and it comes from melbourne
38:00 <Maurice> Saemon has no legs, anything he complains about is lol
38:00 <johninja> true
39:00 <Excessive> that made in oz thing ............... a helluva similar to the Green's symbol
39:00 <Saemon> apparently mixing salt into soil makes land infertile
39:00 <johninja> yeah for most things
39:00 <Saemon> thats what the romans did to carthage
39:00 <johninja> aye
40:00 <Saemon> after they beat hannibal
40:00 <johninja> then they decided they wanted to build there again
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Saemon> how did thet reverse it?
40:00 <johninja> i don't know
40:00 <johninja> maybe water
40:00 <johninja> or they just imported food
40:00 <johninja> i doubt the city ever reached the same size
40:00 <Excessive> is lime that neutralizes salt?
40:00 <johninja> it was just such a great location
40:00 <johninja> not
41:00 <johninja> lime neatralises acid iirc
41:00 <Excessive> is it*
41:00 <johninja> or the other way around
41:00 <johninja> the PH content of the soil
41:00 <Saemon> petrol stops tree stumps from growing again
41:00 <johninja> its important for growing certain things
41:00 <johninja> too high and some things won't grow other things like it
41:00 <johninja> and the reverse
42:00 <johninja> so you use lime and something else to get it where you want it to be
42:00 <Warren1984> [23:41] <Saemon> petrol stops tree stumps from growing again <- idiot just paint it
42:00 <Saemon> paint it?
42:00 <Warren1984> yes
42:00 <Saemon> i aint alber namaijira
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Saemon> wtf would i want to paint it for?
42:00 <Warren1984> if you cut down a tree or a branch
42:00 <Excessive> I remember back home the paint the trees from the ground up to abt 1.5 mtrs up with lime .......... somethin to do with ants or bugs I think
42:00 <Excessive> they*
42:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
42:00 <johninja> nice
42:00 <Warren1984> then paint the cut off part
42:00 <johninja> termites probably attack certain trees
43:00 <Warren1984> and it won't grow back
43:00 <doctor> You'd often find a lot of lime around clay, so it tends to kill everything making the soil useless for years to come
43:00 <Warren1984> and thats another thing
43:00 <Warren1984> salvage old world
43:00 <Warren1984> then do it up and sell it
43:00 <Warren1984> world = wood
43:00 <Saemon> would any paint do? like house paint from bunnings?
44:00 <Warren1984> yeah
44:00 <johninja> fully restored wood, only $300
44:00 <Warren1984> fence paint
44:00 <Excessive> we're talkin abt lime Saemon, keep up dude
44:00 <Saemon> lime as in the green fruit?
44:00 <Warren1984> I use to do it a lot when I was a kid
44:00 <Saemon> i hate lime its a lemon wannane
44:00 <Excessive> lime as in the white stuff they use in construction dude
44:00 <Saemon> wannabe
45:00 <Serenity> god damn opiates are delicious
45:00 <Saemon> oh 
45:00 <johninja> lime is also great at decomposing bodies
45:00 <Saemon> sorry i dont know too much about those stuff
45:00 <johninja> oh...woops
45:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Saemon> some hookers gone missin lately
45:00 <Warren1984> think of ways to make yourself more self-reliant and dependent on no one
45:00 <johninja> haha
46:00 <johninja> humans make great fertiliser
46:00 <Excessive> chicken shits sposed to be the best
46:00 <johninja> BUSHFIRES are almost twenty times more deadly and eighty times more destructive than a century ago  
46:00 <johninja> lmao...
46:00 <Saemon> Warren1984 are u like in exile or something?
47:00 <johninja> the nature of fire has changed completly
47:00 <johninja> look out guys
47:00 <johninja> A WOMAN has been charged with attempting to murder her husband by putting poo into his IV drip as he recovered from heart surgery.
48:00 <Serenity> poo...
48:00 <Saemon> what would that do?
48:00 <Saemon> why not put like acid or something
48:00 <doctor> lime is an alkaline, a ph neutral soil is ideal. high ph would indicate high nitrate/nitrate and phosphurous concentration rendering the soil too acidic while lime and similar alkalines would make the soul to basic to grow anything
48:00 <johninja> its pretty germy man
48:00 <Saemon> women lol
48:00 <johninja> nice doctor
48:00 <johninja> thats what i was after
48:00 <johninja> alkaline
49:00 <johninja> so you put lime on acidic soil
49:00 <doctor> nitrate/nitrite
49:00 <johninja> to help neatralise the ph
49:00 <doctor> i learned a thing or two from aquaculture
49:00 <doctor> but the same applies to soil
49:00 <Saemon> wats that crazy disease and u can get from soil
49:00 <Saemon> its like fles eating
50:00 <johninja> tetnus lives in soil
50:00 <Saemon> fles
50:00 <johninja> but probably others
50:00 <Serenity> apparently lime disolves dead bodies..
50:00 <Saemon> freaks me out
50:00 <johninja> yeh lol
51:00 <johninja> apparently a human bite is more germy than a dog bite
51:00 <Serenity> dunno
51:00 <Saemon> howcome?
51:00 <Serenity> not sure i wanna test that theory
51:00 <Excessive> so ..............
51:00 <johninja> haha
51:00 <Saemon> humans brus our teeth
51:00 <Saemon> dogs dont
51:00 <Excessive> that spliff I was wantin
51:00 <Excessive> brb
51:00 <johninja> yeah dogs also lick their ass
51:00 <johninja> most humans don't
52:00 <Serenity> most people dont brush their teeth properly for one and unless you're at the dentist every 6 weeks getting cleans
52:00 <Serenity> your gums arent clean at all
52:00 <Saemon> id give a rimjob to a chick if she was attractive enough
52:00 <Serenity> id rim john if he had a shower first
52:00 <Serenity> just on the quiet
52:00 <Excessive> fart
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
52:00 <johninja> its not really something that turns me on
52:00 <Maurice> My gums are excellent at deep throating
53:00 <ShadowLurker> hook in brah
53:00 <Serenity> not really isnt licking bums tbh
53:00 <Saemon> i havent been to the dentist since 2002 i think
53:00 <Serenity> im just feeling all opiate warm n nice atm
53:00 <johninja> ahh ok apparently the whole bite thing was an urban myth
54:00 <Serenity> yes well im sure mouth is as clean as a funny floor saemon
54:00 <Serenity> dunny.
54:00 <Maurice> I havent been since prim school, which I wish was around 2002
54:00 <Saemon> i do swear alot
54:00 <Saemon> is that what u mean?
54:00 <Serenity> no its fucking not you spastic
54:00 <johninja> trololol
55:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/q71/s720x720/1607056_630970206940986_74244164_n.jpg 
55:00 <johninja> have to love those kids
55:00 <Maurice> Saemon has no say, he pisses in a bottle, I only pee in a bottle on a stakeout
55:00 <Saemon> i can see two cavities that i have atm on two of my bottom teeth
55:00 <Saemon> i wonder if i can fill it up with super glue or something
56:00 <Serenity> hey man
56:00 <shadsam> 9
56:00 <Serenity> get some super glue and put the nozzle down the eye of your piss hole
56:00 <Serenity> and see if you can get the entire tube in there
56:00 <Saemon> ouchie
57:00 <Excessive> lol
57:00 <johninja> lol i stood on a tube while i was building something once
57:00 <johninja> didn't bother moving
57:00 <Serenity> my sister glued her teeth together
57:00 <johninja> ended up peeling a few layers of skin off my foot
57:00 <Serenity> many lols were had
57:00 <johninja> hahaha
57:00 <doctor> Saemon ever been bicurious enough to have sex with a dude?
57:00 <Saemon> yeah doctor in fact i am bi-curious
58:00 <johninja> doctor wants to be that dude
58:00 <Saemon> and yes have had sex with a male
58:00 <Saemon> why do u ask this?
58:00 <johninja> haha
58:00 <Maurice> (23:57:34) (Serenity): my sister glued her teeth together
58:00 <Maurice> (
58:00 <Saemon> i thought the saliva in the mouth would prevent super glue from working
58:00 <Maurice> Lollll
58:00 <doctor> I'm after some sex, anything with functional legs is suited for me
59:00 <johninja> lmao
59:00 <Saemon> how did she get rid of the glue?
59:00 <johninja> i'm not sure what they even call racism directed at disabled people
59:00 <johninja> the romans probably had a word
59:00 <johninja> they do for everything else
59:00 <shadsam> cherri farter
59:00 <johninja> fratricide, matricide
00:00 <johninja> i mean shit..how many family members do you have to kill to have a specific name for it?
00:00 <Saemon> crippletism
00:00 <Serenity> its called get your gimpy gumby legs the fuck away from me
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <doctor> they call it CIS privledge now
00:00 <doctor> anything that doesn't fall under that catagory is an opressed class
00:00 <johninja> Ableism is a form of discrimination or social prejudice against people with disabilities.
01:00 <Serenity> i fucking really dont like that guy
01:00 <johninja> probably easier to go with who you like
01:00 <Saemon> howcome? what did he do?
01:00 <doctor> I'll always be discriminative against those I secretely oppose
01:00 <Serenity> lol john
01:00 <Serenity> good point
02:00 <Serenity> its a much short list
02:00 <johninja> haha
02:00 <johninja> A fly can react to something it sees and change direction in 30 milliseconds.
02:00 <Saemon> is it just me, or when cupcakes are moist they are really good?
02:00 <johninja> to eat..or?
02:00 <Serenity> ,
02:00 <Serenity> .
02:00 <Saemon> eat
03:00 <doctor> of course fresh, warm cupcakes are better than cold, dry stale ones
03:00 <Saemon> i bought these choc fudge cupcakes they are chewy and moist
03:00 <Saemon> they are awesome
03:00 <Saemon> they arnt warm though
03:00 <Serenity> stick it on your dick
03:00 <Saemon> they are cold
04:00 <Bonny> that's to imply they have a dick
04:00 <johninja> you could probvably make vagina themed cupcakes
04:00 <Serenity> http://dickydongo.com/Content/HippoImages/p/big/969.jpg
04:00 <doctor> fudge cupcakes are tastey but they go straight to the gut. A man's got to keep his figure
04:00 <Saemon> im suprised there arent penis shaped ice blocks
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Saemon> or are there?
04:00 <johninja> haha
04:00 <johninja> rule 34
05:00 <Serenity> http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96995_8-Penis.jpg
05:00 <johninja> ahgaha wow
05:00 <doctor> awww, how cute
05:00 <johninja> nothing is an original idea anymore
05:00 <Serenity> http://barsupplies.com/images/penis-luge-new.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> i want this
05:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <Saemon> lol nice
07:00 <johninja> i'm still looking at these cupcakes lol
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <johninja> they did a good job
07:00 <johninja> all unique
07:00 <Serenity> one has a sperm on it
08:00 <johninja> oh it does too
08:00 <doctor> some of them look a bit sickly
08:00 <johninja> the white one with a black interior is a bit odd
09:00 <Serenity> well ive seen some pretty gross vaginas on the internet
09:00 <Serenity> http://www.webburgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vagina-001.jpg
09:00 <johninja> oh yeah i've seen this
09:00 <doctor> yeah.. i'm gay now
10:00 <Serenity> it always amazes me
10:00 <johninja> some of those look more like dicks
10:00 <doctor> what are those things?
10:00 <Saemon> plaster moulds of real vaginas?
10:00 <johninja> hahah@the one with warts
10:00 <Saemon> <doctor> what are those things?
10:00 <Serenity> i dont think theyre warts
10:00 <Serenity> they look like piercings
10:00 <Saemon> **VIRGIN ALERT**
11:00 <Serenity> http://www.webburgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vagina-002.jpg
11:00 <johninja> ...
11:00 <johninja> hmm
11:00 <doctor> of course i'm a virgin, my suspicions are true
11:00 <johninja> yeh they are too
12:00 <Serenity> theyre like snow flakes
12:00 <Serenity> all different
12:00 <doctor> c4 what is that?
12:00 <Bonny> so what does a normal vagina look like?
12:00 <johninja> idg the peircings
12:00 <johninja> why...
12:00 <doctor> looks like something out of an alien movie
12:00 <Serenity> they're all normal
12:00 <Excessive> this is k00l ............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUj65M4T1cg#t=106
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of Web 4 - HD - Zapatou (Feb 13, 2013) 10:04 - Category: Entertainment - 5,377,098 views - 38,169 likes (96.3%), 1,455 dislikes (3.7%)
13:00 <Serenity> i had a vag piercings in my younger days
13:00 <Serenity> -s
13:00 <johninja> i mean one yeah cool
13:00 <johninja> but that chick had both sides of her flaps done
13:00 <johninja> and the other one was like peicing wierd parts of her groin
14:00 <Serenity> http://bakervan.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dscf0760.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> :|
14:00 <johninja> i just don''t think if i took a chick home and she had a bunch of them like that i would be impressed
14:00 <johninja> nice collection of dicks
14:00 <doctor> lol
15:00 <johninja> wow@that one that does an L curve
15:00 <johninja> that must be tricky to handle
15:00 <doctor> they all look stupid
15:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <johninja> "dude you pissed on the roof again" " :/ sorry mum"
16:00 <doctor> vagininas are frightening, cocks are ridiculous
16:00 <Saemon> would that be a hippy mum?
17:00 <johninja> yes
17:00 <Bonny> cocks are ugly
17:00 <johninja> i would call my kids dude
17:00 <Bonny> seen one seen them all
17:00 <johninja> ...
17:00 <Serenity> nahhh
17:00 <Serenity> theres so many different ones
18:00 <Serenity> they all have their own little quirks
18:00 <Bonny> they are all ugly
18:00 <johninja> lesbian propaganda
18:00 <Bonny> I'm not a lesso
18:00 <Saemon> speaking if which
18:00 <Saemon> `seen renee
18:00 <prowl> Saemon, renee ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 weeks 5 days 2 hours 26 minutes ago (14.10. 23:51) stating "Quit: " after spending 38 minutes there.
18:00 <johninja> :(
18:00 <Bonny> awwwwww
19:00 <doctor> they're not really ugly, just really goofy looking
19:00 <Bonny> ugly
19:00 <Serenity> http://unrulybodies.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/wall-of-erections_8.jpeg
19:00 <Saemon> bonny is just fat and never had any cock.
19:00 <Bonny> that's right..
19:00 <Bonny> how did you guess?
19:00 <Warren1984> hey niggers
19:00 <Warren1984> I can't sleep
20:00 <doctor> d3 might need to see a doctor
20:00 <johninja> why sleep for anyways
20:00 <johninja> we are all amnesiacs here
21:00 <Serenity> haha theres something a bit weird about that one
21:00 <Bonny> did I offend your lil ego, Saemon by calling all penises ugly?
21:00 <johninja> lol did one guy stick a pencil in his pee hole?
21:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00 <johninja> there is some moster cock there man
22:00 <johninja> makes me feel inadequite
22:00 <Bonny> awwww
22:00 <Saemon> wth kim kardashians dad is gona become a woman
22:00 <Serenity> theres some tiny ones too
22:00 <Saemon> got his adams apple ahved
22:00 <Saemon> shaved*
22:00 <Saemon> ouch!
23:00 <Bonny> that's old news
23:00 <Serenity> kinda feel bad for a2
23:00 <doctor> my penis is pretty small
23:00 <doctor> flacid its only a couple of inches
23:00 <johninja> i'm probs a bit above average
23:00 <johninja> buit its the intenret
23:00 <doctor> when its erect is supposably normal size
24:00 <johninja> yeh
24:00 <doctor> yeah it's hard to tell
24:00 <johninja> grower not a shower
24:00 <johninja> it actually means you have a bigger dick
24:00 <xm> just want to check with some people here. do you find that Americans are not good at detecting when you're taking the piss out of something?
24:00 <johninja> because it grows more
24:00 <johninja> from flacid
24:00 <xm> i find that when i write the most ridiculous things they take it seriously
24:00 <Saemon> my penis similar size when flaccid and erect
24:00 <doctor> better blood flow
24:00 <Serenity> yes xm
24:00 <johninja> yeah xm
24:00 <johninja> they are satiricaly blind
24:00 <Serenity> americans are not good with sarcasm or anything satiricle
25:00 <xm> i think pisstaking is a popular thing in Australia or something
25:00 <xm> im too used to people around me here getting it
25:00 <Serenity> they also have no sense of humer so..
25:00 <Bonny> A WOMAN has been charged with attempting to murder her husband by putting poo into his IV drip as he recovered from heart surgery.
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <Saemon> wth
25:00 <Bonny> hehehe
25:00 <xm> lol 
25:00 <Saemon> johninja didnt u posted that already
26:00 <johninja> yeah i did
26:00 <johninja> its ok though
26:00 <Serenity> yes
26:00 <johninja> Bonny does the late shift
26:00 <Saemon> bonny copy cat copy cat sitting on a dirty rat.
26:00 <Serenity> thats not even a thing man
26:00 <Serenity> relax
27:00 <johninja> it is the sincerest form of flattery
27:00 <Bonny> what did I copy?
27:00 <Serenity> think i should go to bed
28:00 <Bonny> awww it's too early for that
28:00 <johninja> esp in WA
28:00 <Serenity> plz
28:00 <johninja> but she is off her face on smack
28:00 <Bonny> uhuh
29:00 <Serenity> sif smack. im not a common junky. gosh
29:00 <johninja> :p
29:00 <johninja> fine...opiods
29:00 <johninja> ugh
29:00 <Serenity> the codiene is pleasant though
29:00 <johninja> opioids
29:00 <johninja> oh right
29:00 <johninja> that
29:00 <Bonny> wtf is a opiolds?
29:00 <johninja> what is it for?
29:00 <johninja> its like heroin, morphine etc
29:00 <Bonny> codiene is a painkiller
29:00 <johninja> all from opium
29:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
30:00 <Serenity> anything derived from opium
30:00 <johninja> yeh i thought it was oxycotton
30:00 <johninja> which is 
30:00 <Serenity> do not say whats opium i refuse to answer
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Bonny> lol
30:00 <Bonny> the chinese love opium
30:00 <johninja> yeah man
30:00 <Bonny> I think they discovered it
30:00 <Serenity> my uterus is chucking a tantrum john. thats what its for
30:00 <Serenity> but yesterday was for a migraine
30:00 <johninja> the british actuallt wen to war with them because they decided to outlaw drugs
31:00 <johninja> they said they didn't want to buy their indian heroin anymore because it was ruining their country
31:00 <johninja> so the british went yeh fuckoff you will
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <johninja> kinda an anti-war on drugs
31:00 <Bonny> typical poms
31:00 <johninja> so yeh..they kept doing it for centurys after that until mao just shot all the addicts in the back of the head
32:00 <Bonny> that's sad
32:00 <Excessive> meh, we have like plantations and plantations of poppy seed back at home ........... same with hemp
32:00 <johninja> tasdmania is one of the worlds biggest producers
32:00 <Serenity> yeah but you cant get high off hemp so who cares
32:00 <johninja> apparently roos hop in there and get really smashed
33:00 <Bonny> just I saw a kangaroo heading towards my brother's street
33:00 <johninja> are you from afghanistan Excessive?
33:00 <Bonny> tonight
33:00 <Saemon> skippys cousin
33:00 <Saemon> trippy
33:00 <johninja> the funny thing is the taliban outlawed poppy production
33:00 <Bonny> heaps of kangaroos roam in his street
33:00 <Saemon> lol bonny where do u live
33:00 <Saemon> alice springs?
33:00 <johninja> now the US has come in and is gaurding the feilds
33:00 <Excessive> Serenity, true, but it also grows everywhere all around the place, in the gutter, in the ditch, in the park etc ........... and it looks exctly the same as the dope .......... so u could grow dope in ur grden and no1 would sus it
33:00 <Bonny> I'm in melb
34:00 <johninja> full of opium bound for america
34:00 <Bonny> it's where my brother lives are the kangaroos
34:00 <Saemon> wth
34:00 <Bonny> their estate is next to a national park
34:00 <Saemon> where does he liv in melb? punchbowl?
34:00 <Saemon> frankston?
34:00 <Bonny> leisterfield south
34:00 <Bonny> frankston don't have kangaroos do they?
34:00 <Excessive> johninja, western Romania
35:00 <johninja> ahh
35:00 <Saemon> romania
35:00 <Saemon> dracula
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <johninja> wow
36:00 <Bonny> was that a joke?
36:00 <johninja> no
36:00 <xm> what was that about
36:00 <johninja> their IP mask must have got an auto g-line
36:00 <Bonny> why would they be glined?
36:00 <johninja> they will get around it
36:00 <johninja> i think
36:00 <doctor> If you struggle to reach enlightenment through the enigmatic ways of the buddha, just smoke opium. Achieves the same result
36:00 <johninja> i don't reveal ALL my secrets
36:00 <Bonny> do you think one of them disconnected and tried to reconnect and the trigger glined them?
37:00 <johninja> but pretty much every one of those is easy to evade
37:00 <Bonny> wb
37:00 <Serenity> what the completel fuck
37:00 <johninja> there we go
37:00 <johninja> i think megusta dropped out
37:00 <johninja> and then that happened
37:00 <Serenity> stupid fucking server
37:00 <Saemon> even the mighty can fall.
37:00 <johninja> probs copped a GoG
37:00 <johninja> GoJ'
37:00 <johninja> ugh
37:00 <Serenity> yeah
38:00 <Serenity> its limited to 2 connections when we ping out. it goes up to like 6
38:00 <Serenity> the poxy server triggers
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Bonny> <Bonny> do you think one of them disconnected and tried to reconnect and the trigger glined them?
38:00 <johninja> would a vhost help?
38:00 <Serenity> we had exemps on longies server
38:00 <Serenity> but its not working anymore
38:00 <Bonny> oh ok
38:00 <Serenity> no it wouldnt john
38:00 <Bonny> so that would be the reason for the gline
39:00 <Bonny> brb loo breawk
39:00 <Saemon> tmi
39:00 <Serenity> brb
39:00 <doctor> Invision
40:00 <Excessive> yes
40:00 <Excessive> was I was thinkin
40:00 <Excessive> abt tellin her abt it
40:00 <Excessive> some scripts spam in the quit msg
40:00 <Warren1984> how can I remember more personal information about others?
40:00 <doctor> Scripts are pretty much useless
40:00 <Excessive> she mabbe never tried removing it
40:00 <johninja> i doubt she cares about that
41:00 <Warren1984> I guess you can't if you are not interested
41:00 <doctor> by using people warren
41:00 <Warren1984> what do you mean doctor?
41:00 <doctor> if you use people as a means to an end, you can easily remember their personal information
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Warren1984> give me an example?
42:00 <Excessive> [03:39] * Serenity ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n 3.1.1 (June '09))
42:00 <Serenity> asshole thing
42:00 <Serenity> yes thank you Excessive...
42:00 <Excessive> do u know abt ur quit msg Serenity?
42:00 <johninja> todaso
42:00 <Saemon> i think Warren1984 wants to know how to remember people without being a prick doctor
42:00 <Warren1984> so you use someone to get what you want?
42:00 <Serenity> its the standard invision quit so.. yes..
43:00 <Excessive> like some scripts spam in  the quit msg, mabbe u never bothered removing it
43:00 <Saemon> Warren1984 just make your self interested in them
43:00 <Serenity> why would i
43:00 <doctor> That's a bit more difficult
43:00 <Excessive> oh ok
43:00 <Serenity> its rare im not on a bouncer
43:00 <Saemon> like when i have to remember alot of ppl
43:00 <Saemon> i just find stuff uniqgue about them
43:00 <doctor> If you're not selfish it's hard to remember anything about anyone
43:00 <Saemon> this guy is john, he has a wierd nose
43:00 <johninja> i do not
43:00 <Saemon> this chick is lisa, she has yellow teeth
43:00 <Saemon> etc
44:00 <Warren1984> doctor has a point there
44:00 <Serenity> how the fuck does the convo become that confusing in like 3 minutes im gone
44:00 <Warren1984> but its a cold sad point
44:00 <Saemon> from a cold sad individual
44:00 <Warren1984> isn't that like having an ulterior motive
44:00 <Saemon> ppl like this are never happy
45:00 <johninja> yeh
45:00 <johninja> thats whay i like doctor i think
45:00 <Saemon> everything is always like competition or watever with them
45:00 <johninja> he says the things most evil people would be to scared to say
45:00 <Excessive> anyways, I'mnah lay down ............ so l8ers
45:00 <Warren1984> wouldn't people get a bit sick of you after a while
45:00 <Warren1984> they notice you are using them
46:00 <Bonny> back
46:00 <Warren1984> and no longer want to associate with you
46:00 <Saemon> yep
46:00 <johninja> well really everyone uses everyone at some level
46:00 <Saemon> ive been used
46:00 <Saemon> and when i realised it
46:00 <Saemon> i stopped being freidns with them
46:00 <Serenity> humans are deceptive creatures
46:00 <Warren1984> good idea saemon
46:00 <Serenity> whether they intend to be or not
46:00 <johninja> ^
47:00 <johninja> thts the thing, intention
47:00 <Warren1984> but people say do you come with an agenda or an open mind?
47:00 <Bonny> motive
47:00 <Serenity> its actually a milestone for children
47:00 <Serenity> to be able to lie
47:00 <Serenity> a developmental thing
47:00 <johninja> haha
47:00 <Serenity> no im serious lol
47:00 <johninja> i hate the feeling that someone would think i would be stupid enough to fall for it more than the lie itself most times
47:00 <Serenity> they ask you about it and its of concern if they cant tell stories
48:00 <Warren1984> If I came over to doctors house because I want to learn how to catch fish and prepare them to be eaten isn't that a hidden agenda?
48:00 <Saemon> thats too literal
48:00 <johninja> well it is practical
48:00 <Saemon> hurtful manipulations build over time
48:00 <johninja> i don't think it would be hidden
48:00 <johninja> because he would know you can't fish
48:00 <Saemon> it takes time to know if a friend is genuine and honorable
48:00 <johninja> and he is happy to teach you
48:00 <Saemon> or a user prick
49:00 <Serenity> its all reletive to intent
49:00 <Warren1984> if however I find common interest with someone thats not a hidden agenda
49:00 <johninja> can be
49:00 <Saemon> wat the fuck are we really all talking about?
49:00 <Bonny> nfi
49:00 <Warren1984> its true and you cannot do anything about it... that everyone is a bit selfish
50:00 <Saemon> im jsut saying shit i dont even really understand myself
50:00 <Warren1984> some are more selfish than others
50:00 <Serenity> no one is completely selfless
50:00 <johninja> even when we are generous we are often being selfish
50:00 <Bonny> selfish is my middle name
50:00 <johninja> to satisfy our own conscience
50:00 <Saemon> if a tree falls in the middle of the forest
50:00 <Saemon> how can there be a noise, if theres no one around to hear it?
50:00 <Serenity> to be completely selfless would be detrimental to our own survival
50:00 <Warren1984> well they say people do things based on their ego, which is selfishness
51:00 <Bonny> that it is..
51:00 <Saemon> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate 
51:00 <Warren1984> even mother teresa had a hidden agenda
51:00 <Saemon> hate leads suffering
51:00 <Saemon> priests have hidden agendas
51:00 <Saemon> little boys asses and cocks
51:00 <Serenity> dude
51:00 <Serenity> you killed a decent convo
52:00 <Serenity> well done idiot
52:00 <Bonny> what had hate anger to do with selfishness?
52:00 <Bonny> has*
52:00 <Warren1984> agenda -> a list of items to be discussed at a formal meeting
52:00 <Saemon> sorry i thought a little injection of humor would be appropriate
52:00 <Bonny> anything to do with paedophiles is not funny
52:00 <Saemon> im abit socially awkward like this
53:00 <Serenity> yeah that wasnt funny
53:00 <Saemon> thats why irl i dont have much friends ppl think im wierd
53:00 <Saemon> i apologise 
54:00 <Saemon> why u asking all that stuff for anyway Warren1984?
54:00 <Saemon> are u suspecting u are being used or something?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck youre an absolute cocksmoker
54:00 <Saemon> i know a bloke once who befriended me and all
54:00 <Saemon> just so he could get to know my sister
55:00 <Saemon> when he found out my sister wasnt interested
55:00 <Saemon> he stopped talking to me anymore
55:00 <Saemon> which is fair enough i guess
56:00 <ShadowLurker> shut
56:00 <ShadowLurker> up
56:00 <Saemon> but i was happy cuz i thought someone did wanted to befriend me so i was a little bit dissapointed
56:00 <Saemon> story of my life heh
57:00 <Bonny> not in here
57:00 <Saemon> lol im not crazy
57:00 <Saemon> i dont need therapy
57:00 <ShadowLurker> denial
59:00 <Bonny> not crazy but ya not normal either, Saemon
59:00 <Saemon> i know and thats good
59:00 <Bonny> uhuh
59:00 <Saemon> normal is lame, mediocre
59:00 <Bonny> true
59:00 <Bonny> I don't believe there is such a thing
59:00 <Saemon> all the famous, piccaso, enstien etc
00:00 <Saemon> were all eccentrics and not normal
00:00 <Bonny> yah
00:00 <Bonny> a lot of them suffered a mental illness would consider them as crazy?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> they were also smart
00:00 <Bonny> you*
00:00 <Saemon> mental illness and crazy are different
00:00 <Bonny> how so?
01:00 <Saemon> crazy is like talking to a pumpkin 
01:00 <Saemon> while mental illness is like depression n shit
01:00 <Bonny> not all mental illness is depression
02:00 <johninja> Assuming that all the offspring survived, 190,000,000,000,000,000,000 flies could be produced in four months by the offspring of a single pair of flies.
02:00 <Bonny> and they're some cases of psychosis
02:00 <Saemon> ic
02:00 <Saemon> bonny wats your fav tv shows?
02:00 <Bonny> I don't watch tv
02:00 <Saemon> u dont watch any shows at all?
02:00 <Bonny> nope
02:00 <Saemon> howcome?
03:00 <Bonny> I have a full and active life and I hate tv
03:00 <Saemon> well technically i dont watch tv either
03:00 <Saemon> all the shows i watch i watch on my laptop
03:00 <Bonny> but they are tv shows
03:00 <Saemon> yes
03:00 <Bonny> I don't watch any tv shows
03:00 <johninja> i don't see why one with a full and active life would come on austnet tbh
03:00 <Saemon> ic
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Saemon> ^lol
03:00 <Saemon> ownt.
04:00 <Bonny> I'm hardly ever on during the day, johninja
04:00 <Saemon> u are stayin up right now bonny, which means u must be sleepin during the day
04:00 <Saemon> how is that a full and active life?
04:00 <Bonny> nope.. I don't sleep during the day
04:00 <Saemon> so u arent sleeping now and u dont sleep during the day
05:00 <Saemon> when do u sleep then?
05:00 <Bonny> I only get 3 to 4 hours sleep a night
05:00 <Bonny> I survive on that
05:00 <Saemon> wth how can u function?
05:00 <Bonny> easy
05:00 <Saemon> how old are you?
05:00 <Bonny> 49
05:00 <Saemon> ew
05:00 <Saemon> no offence
05:00 <Bonny> you'll get there yourself one day
06:00 <Saemon> that age just reminds me of Bastardly_One
06:00 <Saemon> he gives people in your age group a bad name
06:00 <Saemon> u should hate him
06:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One is a lot younger than me
06:00 <Saemon> join with me and hate him
06:00 <Saemon> but he looks like his 60 though
06:00 <Bonny> I don't hate ppl I haven't met in real life
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <Saemon> thats what alchohol, ciggeraate and drug abuse does
07:00 <Serenity> ok
07:00 <Serenity> you guys are boring me to death
07:00 <johninja> he has lived more than most would in 10 lifetimes though man
07:00 <Serenity> im going to bed good night
07:00 <johninja> have to consider that
07:00 <johninja> nini
07:00 <Bonny> night Serenity
07:00 <Saemon> goodnight wet dreams
07:00 <Saemon> whoops sweet dreams
08:00 <Saemon> <johninja> he has lived more than most would in 10 lifetimes though man
08:00 <Saemon> wat has he been to like wars or something?
08:00 <johninja> he has traveled around the world and met a lot of interesting people
08:00 <Saemon> thats would youd say about some hero war vet who has survived alot of shit
09:00 <johninja> not neccisarily
09:00 <johninja> well he has survived a lot of shit too
09:00 <Gwnius> mindblown.gif
09:00 <Saemon> no an old bum who plays GTA and mooches off his younger sister
09:00 <johninja> he's only like that now because he lived too hard for too long
09:00 <johninja> i will probably be like that one day too
09:00 <potato> Block: 8c0f293b...  Diff:914K  Started: [04:08:51]  Best share: 682K
09:00 <Gwnius> I haven't been in IRC in 5 years. Too hot to sleep, gave it a go, and wow...
09:00 <johninja> would prefer to be a cripple at 40 than a shut in at 70
10:00 <Saemon> what you just said about Bastardly_One
10:00 <Saemon> that justin timberlake song played in my head
10:00 <Saemon> dead and gone
10:00 <johninja> i don't know it lol
10:00 <Saemon> oh
10:00 <Saemon> it suits
10:00 <johninja> youtube it
11:00 <Bonny> Saemon don't youtube it, he is using you
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <Bonny> :P
11:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mEx9FtuN0k
11:00 <johninja> Bonny is trying to gain your trust
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: T.I. - Dead and Gone ft. Justin Timberlake [Music Video] (Nov 29, 2012) 4:57 - Category: Music - 3,428,409 views - 20,261 likes (99.2%), 166 dislikes (0.8%)
11:00 <Bonny> I don't need or want anyone's trust
11:00 <johninja> thats what all great manipulators say
12:00 <Bonny> ok so I'm a manipulator.. cool
12:00 <Bonny> lol
12:00 <johninja> ;)
12:00 <johninja> i can play too lol
12:00 <Bonny> no one said you couldn't
12:00 <johninja> this is pretty cool
13:00 <Saemon> what is?
13:00 <Saemon> the song?
13:00 <Bonny> no idea
13:00 <johninja> yeh
13:00 <johninja> he has another one
13:00 <johninja> with riri
13:00 <Saemon> lol yeah suits your theme of Bastardly_One living a long hard life live more then others 
13:00 <johninja> live your life
13:00 <Saemon> and now his gona stop and head home
14:00 <Saemon> if Bastardly_One is a wresler, thats his entrance theme
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> he would be IRS
14:00 <Saemon> wats irs?
14:00 <johninja> an old wrestler
15:00 <Saemon> ah
15:00 <johninja> inland revenue service
15:00 <johninja> basically americas tax agency
15:00 <johninja> he was an antihero
15:00 <Saemon> was he one of those crazy cartoony wrestler chracters from the 80s?
16:00 <johninja> yeah pretty much
16:00 <Saemon> they're so face palm
16:00 <johninja> treid to make everyone hate him
16:00 <johninja> there was a few
16:00 <johninja> they still do it to some extent
16:00 <johninja> from what i see
16:00 <johninja> the hulk hogan/undertaker era
17:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koVHN6eO4Xg 
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: T.I. - Live Your Life [feat. Rihanna] (Video) (Oct 27, 2008) 5:31 - Category: Music - 45,904,495 views - 121,108 likes (98%), 2,520 dislikes (2%)
17:00 <Bonny> night all
17:00 <johninja> nn
17:00 <Saemon> nice
17:00 <Saemon> i like it
18:00 <johninja> yeah its one of my fave modern songs
19:00 <johninja> when he says "now i make them put the k's away"
19:00 <johninja> its true
19:00 <johninja> he does this show where he goes to the hood
19:00 <johninja> and trys to stop troubled teens
20:00 <johninja> doing dumb shit
20:00 <johninja> they look up to him
20:00 <johninja> i think he only did it as part of his probation though lol
20:00 <johninja> little hipocritical
23:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXOotIMRqps 
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Studio Brussel: I Blame Coco - Self machine (Sep 21, 2010) 2:51 - Category: Music - 247,932 views - 893 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
23:00 <johninja> stings daughter
26:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <Saemon> typical rappee
26:00 <Saemon> rapper*
26:00 <johninja> yeh man
26:00 <johninja> its too easy to brag about guns and violence
27:00 <johninja> ruins rap for me
27:00 <Saemon> 2pac though
27:00 <Saemon> his lyrics were deep
27:00 <Saemon> and real
27:00 <johninja> some were
27:00 <Saemon> respect to da man mang
27:00 <johninja> changes is good
28:00 <Saemon> and some other oldschool rappers from the 80s
28:00 <johninja> I like writing shit like this sometimes
28:00 <johninja> A wise man once told me there is no wisdom. imprisoned in a world wide web of lies, the spy wore a dunce hat disguise on his dome, slowly carved the stone while we waited, a tombstone for the walking dead, 99% air head right down to the atomic.
28:00 <Saemon> yeah?
28:00 <johninja> Long road home but we on it, there is no other way, beyond here lies nothing, live for today, forever alone but never lonely, contemplating fate, chuck the wallet in the wishing well, you don't harpoon whales in a lake, just a small fish in a big pond wondering where I went wrong.
28:00 <johninja> Why do we fail when it's not for want of trying, live long and prosper, all's well that ends well, destiny kisses but never tells, Orwellian Hell, room 101 right by the staircase, surrounded by the fears you create, a wicked mindstate, what's the worst that could happen? Watching wenches masterbate on webcam while I wonder where wally is
28:00 <johninja> yeh lol
28:00 <johninja> its good for the mind
28:00 <Saemon> dayem
29:00 <Saemon> thats som serious poetry right there
29:00 <johninja> thanks man
29:00 <Saemon> u pretty good man
29:00 <Saemon> all i can do is lame battle raps
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> yeah that is pretty easy
29:00 <johninja> but still
29:00 <johninja> it can be fun
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
30:00 <johninja> trying to rhyme on a couple of levels gets tricky though
30:00 <johninja> like alliteration
30:00 <Saemon> u think u can rap? hah u sound like crap so shut ya flap go back to standing outside preschools and fap
30:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Saemon> oh here we go. look whos active.
31:00 <johninja> where's my money at? i bust one in your knee cap then roll you up like a placemat
32:00 <Saemon> so at and placemat rhymes
32:00 <Saemon> in the next verse, does something have to rhyme with cap?
32:00 <johninja> yeh i was thinking that
32:00 <johninja> ahstma attack
32:00 <Saemon> would it just be limited to 'at' and 'ap' words though?
32:00 <johninja> nah see
33:00 <johninja> you can work in other ways
33:00 <johninja> say like..wisdom and atomic don't rhyme
33:00 <johninja> but atom does
33:00 <johninja> but you can switch it out for atomic
33:00 <johninja> RZA does a lot of stuff like that
34:00 <johninja> drops a lot of w words too
34:00 <johninja> kinda who i was trying to channell in that one
34:00 <Saemon> ic
34:00 <Saemon> what do u think of eminems raps?
35:00 <johninja> he is good sometimes
35:00 <johninja> like most
35:00 <johninja> they hit and miss
35:00 <johninja> even rza
35:00 <johninja> i think they have to appeal to differnt audiences
35:00 <johninja> which is cool i guess
35:00 <johninja> dynamic
36:00 <Saemon> have u ever seen john cena's rapping?
36:00 <johninja> lol no
36:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
36:00 <Saemon> lol back in the days, before he became the face of the wwe
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares about wrestlers
37:00 <johninja> porbs better than mundine though
37:00 <Saemon> inlike 2002
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who fucking cares?
37:00 <Saemon> yep its better then mundine
37:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i fucken care. show shut the fuck up u old peice of shit.
37:00 <Saemon> told.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's done an album actually john and it's all shit
37:00 <johninja> yeah i wouldn't expect much
38:00 <Saemon> i reckon some of its actually pretty good
38:00 <Saemon> once u can think like an indivivial
38:00 <johninja> tyring to think of one person that does rap as a secondary pursuit that HAS impressed me
38:00 <Saemon> individual
38:00 <johninja> i don't think there is
38:00 <Saemon> and not be sheep 
38:00 <Saemon> jumping onto the hatebanwagon
38:00 <Saemon> u might be able to see some good in things.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said, it's all shit
39:00 <Saemon> as i said, you think like a sheep jumping onto the hate bandwagon.
39:00 <Saemon> like simba.
39:00 <Saemon> hates wrestling just cause everyone else does. doesnt think for himself.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawn*
39:00 <Saemon> go back to sleep then if ur yawning
40:00 <Saemon> no one told you to come on now and talk
40:00 <Saemon> me and johninja were tlaking about rapping
40:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvU5pdvHgiM 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Canibus - Patriots (Jan 27, 2011) 3:04 - Category: Music - 357 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <johninja> this guy is one of my faves
40:00 <johninja> not well known
40:00 <Saemon> ah his pretty good
41:00 <Saemon> some of these not well knowns are far better then those who are mainstream i dare say
42:00 <johninja> yeh
42:00 <johninja> he got shitter as he grew in popularity
42:00 <johninja> the first album is brilliant
43:00 <Saemon> yeah i think its cause as they grow more popular, they get more mainstream and attention
43:00 <johninja> yeah
43:00 <Saemon> and thus have to water their stuff down alot
43:00 <Saemon> not free to be their full creative self
43:00 <johninja> kinda lose that raw touch from the street
43:00 <johninja> which you need
43:00 <johninja> its like caging a wild lion
44:00 <johninja> eventually they lose what made them a lion
44:00 <johninja> and become a pussy cat
44:00 <Saemon> yeah, its like artists, when they are free and painting alone, for survival, they come up with all sorts of masterpeices. then when they get hired by a multmillion company and get paid alot, they get slack
44:00 <Saemon> lol yeah i like the lion analogy
44:00 <johninja> hahah yeh
45:00 <quasimoto> hm
45:00 <Saemon> they need real street living
45:00 <johninja> nobody wants to hear about how many cars you have lil wayne
45:00 <Saemon> to write their shit with street cred
45:00 <johninja> go home nigga
46:00 <Saemon> they cant come up with the same stuff livin in a mult-million dollar mansion 
46:00 <Saemon> like p.diddy
46:00 <johninja> yeah thats it
46:00 <johninja> the wu-tang stayed kinda wild for a while
46:00 <johninja> but meh
46:00 <johninja> last few albums have been trash
47:00 <Saemon> lol yeha i hate lil wayne p diddy etc
47:00 <Saemon> fuken posers
47:00 <Saemon> although p.diddy was present around notorius biggie and 2pac n stuff from back in the day
48:00 <johninja> yeh
48:00 <johninja> he was more a producer
48:00 <johninja> that tried to rap
48:00 <Saemon> that gives him a little boasting cred
48:00 <johninja> he produced all of biggies stuff
48:00 <johninja> baqd boy records
48:00 <johninja> *bad
48:00 <johninja> but meh
48:00 <Saemon> yeah
48:00 <Saemon> he's sold out
49:00 <Bastardly_One> only producer that succeeded in that in recent times was Pharrell Williams
49:00 <johninja> i like a lot more stuff of biggies he did as a colaberation without him
49:00 <Saemon> all for commercial mainstream $$$
50:00 <johninja> yeh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a long time to get over the term sell out
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if you make music as a career ... you want to make as much money as possible right?
51:00 <johninja> probably used more than it should be
51:00 <johninja> depends
51:00 <johninja> if you are a true artist the money isn't important
51:00 <johninja> van gogh hardly sold a painting in his lifetime
52:00 <Bastardly_One> true
52:00 <Saemon> if thats the case, then it should be your hobby, not your career
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's used on any old musician or band that gets a contract and makes money
52:00 <johninja> yeh
53:00 <johninja> the sell out part for me comes when they change their music style to sell more records
53:00 <johninja> that is a sell out
53:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
53:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or just produce shocking crap
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls - Party and Bullshit (Apr 14, 2010) 3:42 - Category: Music - 9,896,395 views - 28,249 likes (96.5%), 1,019 dislikes (3.5%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
53:00 <johninja> yeh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> The Game
54:00 <johninja> i mean some get locked into a record deal
54:00 <Bastardly_One> perfect example
54:00 <johninja> and have to produce a certain ammount of uninspired crap
54:00 <Bastardly_One> his first album is great
54:00 <Bastardly_One> then he gets recognised
54:00 <Bastardly_One> turns into a fuckwit homie
54:00 <Saemon> cm punk is kinda like a sell out to me when he spoke up about change in 2011, about the lower card guys not being given more chances, but then when he got the WWE title and mainevented, he kept quiet and happy about the status quo
54:00 <johninja> haha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd ... fucking wrestling again
55:00 <johninja> 50 cent was on the underground scene for like 15 years
55:00 <johninja> then he suddenly became this big star
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and supposedly has real bullet holes
55:00 <johninja> definatly changed
55:00 <johninja> maybe warrented though
55:00 <johninja> oh yeh
55:00 <Saemon> The Game?
55:00 <Saemon> hhh?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and then feminem discovered him yeah?
55:00 <johninja> well he was rapping before em probs lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> The Game is a black rapper
56:00 <johninja> not so much discovered
56:00 <Saemon> so not triple h?
56:00 <johninja> but...made popular
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, given a label by feminem
56:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> or was it Dre?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> either way ... aftermath
56:00 <johninja> pretty much did to 50 what dre did to him
56:00 <Saemon> feminem? is that eminem?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who else would it be
57:00 <Saemon> lol why would u call him that?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Ozzy Osbourne?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> because he's a fucking whiney woman
57:00 <johninja> eminem and that canibus guy had a few fights lol
57:00 <Saemon> how so?
57:00 <johninja> kinda funny
57:00 <Saemon> his badass
57:00 <Bastardly_One> canibitch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> according to fem
58:00 <johninja> well canibus was saying how he admired him and wanted to do a song with him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they've warred
58:00 <johninja> eminem told him to fuck off
58:00 <Bastardly_One> basically that's it
58:00 <johninja> pretty much
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and then canibus got mad ... as ya do
58:00 <johninja> does this song with pet shop boys in the lyrics
58:00 <johninja> haha yeh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then fem started off on him
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's war
58:00 <johninja> well canibus had a big fight with LL cool J too when he first came up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but fem started it
58:00 <johninja> same sorta shit
59:00 <johninja> got the same tat as LL and then they had a fight
59:00 <johninja> seems to piss off his role models or something
59:00 <johninja> oh you know who is OPK
59:00 <johninja> OK
59:00 <johninja> shaq
00:00 <johninja> he kinda suprised me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> in bits and pieces
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme find one of my favourite "rap" songs
00:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a sec
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't knock it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> until you hear it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udxZ9zkDzpo
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game - My Life ft. Lil Wayne (Dec 11, 2009) - Category: Music - 83,954,025 views - 193,030 likes (95.9%), 8,261 dislikes (4.1%)
02:00 <Saemon> shaq as in the basketball player?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
02:00 <Saemon> he's taller than the big show
02:00 <Saemon> i was pretty suprised
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is fucking good though
02:00 <johninja> 7'2
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even if lil wayne is in it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cunted
02:00 <Saemon> does shaq have acromagly?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the censored version
03:00 <Saemon> aka gigantism
03:00 <johninja> not sure man
03:00 <johninja> he doesn't look like it
03:00 <johninja> well proportioned
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hated on so much Passion of Christ needs a sequel
03:00 <Saemon> yeah and his jaws looks nomral
03:00 <Saemon> most of the time the jawa and chin are the tell tale 
03:00 <Saemon> of gingantism
03:00 <johninja> this is pretty good Bastardly_One
03:00 <johninja> havn't heard much of either
04:00 <johninja> went off rap for the most part
04:00 <johninja> after eminem
04:00 <Bastardly_One> The Game can rap
04:00 <johninja> kinda grew out of it
04:00 <johninja> used to live it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he just went to poo after a while
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my song to prove lil wayne has a tiny bit of talent
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the only song possibly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to get back into hip hop?
05:00 <johninja> yeh up to that now
05:00 <johninja> he can sing a bit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> after this I will give you one artist
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that is worth a listen man
06:00 <johninja> ghostface can definatly sing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yeah
06:00 <johninja> and rap
06:00 <johninja> wierd to think he used to be a theif in the hood
06:00 <johninja> he was probably the most criminal out of that whole crew
07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgcCvGdXAxg
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immortal Technique Dance With The Devil [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (Jul 6, 2009) 6:49 - Category: People and Blogs - 205,568 views - 1,264 likes (98.2%), 23 dislikes (1.8%)
07:00 <johninja> rza and gza sent him out on a robbery when they were first coming up so they could get out of NY
07:00 <johninja> he ripped off one of their friends
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Immortal is amazing
07:00 <johninja> oh i know tha one
07:00 <johninja> yeh i kinda like it but don't
07:00 <johninja> almost seems to be trying too hard
07:00 <johninja> dunno what it is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not My favourite of his
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he does kind of hey?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> willing to listen to a song a bit irrelevant now?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a mate of mine
08:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't mind an opinion
09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZsgFHpAn4s
09:00 <johninja> yeh 
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "My Country is Sick" Ron Paul Anthem by Henry Havoc TRUTH MUSIC (Nov 5, 2012) 3:52 - Category: News and Politics - 398 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <potato> ron paul mate
09:00 <johninja> oh i had a look at this the other day too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I've linked this?
09:00 <johninja> yeah 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
09:00 <johninja> a while back
09:00 <johninja> don't be
09:00 <johninja> i link same shit all the time
10:00 <johninja> hmm
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's back in Kabul again
10:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to work over there doing factory work of all things
10:00 <johninja> not really a style i like
10:00 <johninja> but definatly has tallent
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine either on that track
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too ... poppy
11:00 <johninja> it just gets so repetative
11:00 <johninja> duhhh duhhh duuuh, duuh duuh duuuhhh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, this is the first time I've noticed the back beats
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a cheap Dre rip off
11:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One your an gold goat, with us young guys u cant float, so go back to your nursing home times up fool, no one here thinks that your any cool
11:00 <Saemon> ownage.
11:00 <Saemon> ownt.
12:00 <Saemon> old goat*
12:00 <johninja> at least he is being creative lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be an old got, but I can gloat, about having a brain instead of being fucking pain
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *goat
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <Saemon> ^5
13:00 <johninja> murder she wrote, wiped off the prints and left a suicide note
13:00 <Saemon> that gave me a good laugh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2em-s0bzrpI
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xzibit - State Of Hip Hop Vs. Xzibit [Napalm 2012] (Oct 11, 2012) 3:55 - Category: Music - 24,879 views - 139 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you wanna get shit done you gotta get shit done yourself
15:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZULHO8Z57Y 
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fugees - Family Business (Dec 11, 2010) 5:45 - Category: Music - 706,555 views - 2,557 likes (98.6%), 37 dislikes (1.4%)
15:00 <johninja> that has some great lyrics
15:00 <Bastardly_One> state of hip hop vs x to the z
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him live
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shit he was fun
16:00 <johninja> lol he seems fun
16:00 <johninja> but yeh kinda was turned off him
16:00 <johninja> by this idiot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was a pub tour
16:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like 2012
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but might of been last year
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he played in melbourne and geelong
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of be interesting in geelong
17:00 <Saemon> thats what she said when she saw my cock
17:00 <Saemon> GEE, LONG!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't make Ballarat so you know you've not reached the bottom of the shit heap
17:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... Flo Rida
17:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/1662055_350298451776948_556565188_n.jpg 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe that fuckwit came here
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> wow
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I was in town that day ... I could of killed him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't that long ago either
18:00 <Saemon> did anyone go to the flo rida gigs?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently the entire town
18:00 <johninja> probs lots of teens
18:00 <Saemon> would of been embaressing for an artist if like only 30 ppl showed up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that pic
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tht's now right
18:00 <Saemon> when u are supposedly an international star
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *not
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my point
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you're nothing when you play in Ballarat
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we get nothing
19:00 <Saemon> would he have known that though?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Saemon> that ballarat is a nothing town?
19:00 <johninja> that happend to one of those R&B chicks recently, i think brandi, rocked up to an ampitheature and only 30 people showed up
19:00 <Saemon> ah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know bands that want to play here though
19:00 <johninja> i think she just walked off
19:00 <johninja> realised the dream was dead
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but no venues really
20:00 <Saemon> lol yeah johninja
20:00 <Bastardly_One> think the last decent person who tried was Pete Murray
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... that's it
20:00 <Saemon> may as well just stop at that point
20:00 <Saemon> no point in bothering to play and just give the ppl who showed up their ticket money back
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what scares me is so many artists do a whitney houston
20:00 <johninja> yeah exactly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like this john
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
21:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZlU9XHG0wY
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xzibit - Paparazzi (Jan 26, 2010) 3:37 - Category: Music - 352,369 views - 1,520 likes (98.5%), 23 dislikes (1.5%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone just assumes he's a bit shit because of Pimp My Ride I think
21:00 <johninja> hmm
21:00 <johninja> i knew of him before that
21:00 <johninja> just seemed fake
22:00 <johninja> is why i didn't like him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one of the forefathers like Dre imo
22:00 <johninja> plus this drunk fuck came over to my friends house while we all high and chilling
22:00 <johninja> started forcing it on everyone
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not that talented but he's one of the forefathers
22:00 <Aurelius> competition vs the human garbage on irce round one
22:00 <johninja> howso?
22:00 <johninja> when did he come up?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... early 90s i think
23:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
23:00 <Aurelius> johninja. the fucken human nuclear waste of a personality
23:00 <johninja> aww poor Aurelius is butthurt cause i trolled him out of brissie before
23:00 <johninja> couldn't sleep and came back in a desperate attempt for revenge
23:00 <johninja> :(
24:00 <Bastardly_One> his real name is alvin
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 1994
24:00 <johninja> this sounds good Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One> according to wikipedia
24:00 <johninja> just waiting for it to load up
24:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
25:00 <Aurelius> You suck johninja. Goodbye
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's great when he nails it
25:00 <johninja> lmao
25:00 <johninja> hahaha
25:00 <johninja> yeh
25:00 <johninja> i aint murdered anyone online for a while 
25:00 <johninja> getting the itch
26:00 <johninja> ahh fuck man
26:00 <johninja> it keeps freezing 7 seconds in
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ah damn
26:00 <johninja> i'll get another one
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah do it
26:00 <Saemon> marcus aurelius the roman emperor
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a good song
27:00 <johninja> lol i think that is what he was going for
27:00 <johninja> found one
27:00 <johninja> yeah man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I like it anyway
27:00 <johninja> its raw
27:00 <Saemon> wwe raw
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is 1996
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so back then it was amazing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *hear
28:00 <johninja> i like most songs with the opera kinda going
28:00 <johninja> nas does one over bittersweet symphony
28:00 <johninja> very good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> even his rap though
28:00 <johninja> and c u when you get there
29:00 <johninja> oh sure
29:00 <johninja> yeah
29:00 <johninja> i was just saying
29:00 <johninja> a good beat really helps
29:00 <johninja> one of the 3 things
29:00 <johninja> good lyrics
29:00 <johninja> solid baseline
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I also like the fact he still rhymes
29:00 <johninja> nice...
29:00 <johninja> um
29:00 <Saemon> like bad boys, i dont really like the lyrics, but the instrumental beats of it are awesome
29:00 <Bastardly_One> most rappers just talk sentences over a beat now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> femiem does that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I actually like him
30:00 <johninja> yeah pretty simple stuff eh
30:00 <johninja> not hard to crank out
30:00 <johninja> uninspired
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't rhyme
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be his last album if he's smart
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll tour it and fade away ... maybe into producing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if smart
31:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qAYoknsACg 
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nas vs. The Verve - Queensbridge Symphony (Original Mashup) (Jun 1, 2011) 4:12 - Category: Music - 1,174 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <johninja> this is brilliant
31:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so much so I'm clicking as I've not heard it for a while
31:00 <johninja> hopefully the right one
32:00 <johninja> people made so many mixes of it now lol
32:00 <johninja> hmm nah
32:00 <johninja> not the one
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
32:00 <johninja> the one where he raps about his mum
32:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what is that damn well called?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he can really annoy me so I tend to dismiss him a bit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> It aint hard to tell
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the song
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's not
34:00 <johninja> yeah trying to find it lol
34:00 <johninja> i have it in itunes but nothing matches the length so far
34:00 <johninja> fucking clowns
36:00 <Saemon> random question: how important is being in shape on impressing chicks?
37:00 <Saemon> it may not be everything, but it certianly helps right, if u are looking to impress?
37:00 <Saemon> like having a fit shredded toned body
37:00 <johninja> going to have to give up looking
37:00 <johninja> just doesn't seem to be there :(
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @! what I just found
38:00 <Bastardly_One> might not make sense to anyone else
39:00 <Bastardly_One> He-Man doing Mercyful Fate
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLh62htgbW8
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: He-Man sings Mercyful Fate (Jun 28, 2013) 1:51 - Category: Comedy - 76,255 views - 1,004 likes (96.8%), 33 dislikes (3.2%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I need to give up drugs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm laughing more than I should at this
40:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YvVdVNNiVU 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ghostface Killah feat Tekitha All That I Got is You (Aug 10, 2009) 3:35 - Category: Music - 291,500 views - 2,064 likes (98.6%), 29 dislikes (1.4%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the end
41:00 <johninja> i'm not sure about that Saemon, it differs from girl to girl
41:00 <johninja> i don't really like shallow girls
41:00 <johninja> so..
41:00 <johninja> i don't really aim to do that
41:00 <johninja> sometimes the opposite
42:00 <johninja> just be as big a dumbfuck as you can
42:00 <johninja> if they stick around then its love
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I act how I am if that makes sense
42:00 <Bastardly_One> bad luck if that's not good enough
43:00 <johninja> haha yeh
43:00 <johninja> just messing
43:00 <johninja> i dunno
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the same offline as I am on here
43:00 <johninja> i tend to manipulate by accident
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't stand acts ... they shit me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I can be very manipulative unintentionally
43:00 <johninja> if you can work out how to play hard to get properly man...
44:00 <johninja> damn
44:00 <Bastardly_One> mainly because for some reason I'm the one that ends up called the voice of reason
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so every drunk in a 100km radius are my sycophants
44:00 <Bastardly_One> when out and about
45:00 <Student> you try hard though 
45:00 <Student> can tell easily you are on "ticks"
45:00 <Student> easily 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont try for shit ... not my style
45:00 <johninja> ?
45:00 <johninja> what is ticks mate
45:00 <johninja> elaborate
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know ... he's telling the story
45:00 <Student> well , ok 
45:00 <johninja> must be punjabi slang
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I got a deal on tick
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
46:00 <Student> when people go to a drug dealer, they ask for ticks, tiks
46:00 <johninja> oh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been gibbering to The Baron at the time
46:00 <Student> 1 tick , 2 tick etc 
46:00 <johninja> its noty a plural
46:00 <Bastardly_One> now I get it
46:00 <johninja> tick is a debt
46:00 <johninja> and yeah
46:00 <Student> is that tik or tick?
46:00 <johninja> its not like you get 2 debts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I say credit
46:00 <johninja> it usually is just the one but adds up
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so the baron must of called it tick
47:00 <johninja> even if you get multiple tick from differen tpeople its still tick
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or whomever I was talking to
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a Baron and B1 convo
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <Student> so i asked Bastardly_One that what is the secrete to your unstop typing and chatting? you type a lot , he replied, nothing , i just talk a lot and shit 
47:00 <johninja> TheRon is pissing me off with the 420 shit eh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon is pissing me off ... period
47:00 <johninja> hate non smokers trying to be cool
47:00 <Student> but after that he managed to mention about ticks, so here you go 
47:00 <johninja> apparently you aren't the only one
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep thinking he is having little goes at me
47:00 <johninja> its mainly just that
47:00 <johninja> ooh
47:00 <johninja> hmm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but not sure
48:00 <johninja> i never noticed him to be a HUGE smartass
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and every time I try to be friendly
48:00 <johninja> but yeah
48:00 <Student> and i do not know what is the reason every one in here care too much about their asses, hey he is trying to go at me and shit 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really ... a different tone
48:00 <johninja> wow
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this town is fucking weird man
48:00 <Bastardly_One> crip is the same .... so is doodle
48:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I act friendly to them the tone is different
48:00 <johninja> hmm
49:00 <Student> ofcourse that tells you people are so sensitive and soft , just care too much about if every one is going at you 
49:00 <johninja> like suspicion?
49:00 <Student> need to change this kind of tight ass attitude, like one hand on the asshole and one hand on the keyboard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
49:00 <johninja> no like the tonme
49:00 <johninja> tone
49:00 <johninja> like they think you want something
49:00 <johninja> something like that?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was wondering who you were answering ... me or Student
49:00 <Student> nah, like they are degrading , attacking or something
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... the ron for sure
50:00 <Bastardly_One> crip, I dunno ... just different
50:00 <Student> like every thing is a conspiracy against you 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and Rob?
50:00 <johninja> oh i'm ingnoring student for the most part, was just a littl shocked by his outburst
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'm the wrong sex for Rob
50:00 <Bastardly_One> simple as that
50:00 <johninja> lol just different senses of humour i think
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and he has no chance with Nikky
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs to give up
50:00 <Student> :) out brust :) , you see that is what i was trying to point out 
50:00 <johninja> i dunno if he's trying man
50:00 <johninja> tbh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I got told something
50:00 <johninja> everyone kinda flirts with nickky
50:00 <Student> who is rob?
50:00 <johninja> its not serious
51:00 <johninja> she does it too
51:00 <Student> it is nikky`
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree but ... meh ... gossip
51:00 <Student> did you try too , ninja?
51:00 <johninja> hehe
51:00 <johninja> i don't need to try man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you're all too young
51:00 <Student> in some way , do you think that rob is cutting your way Bastardly_One? :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Student
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not at all
52:00 <Student> ha ha :) just thought , 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm after a friend's mum
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> true story though
52:00 <Student> lol 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's freaking her out
52:00 <johninja> pandas mum sounds pretty cool
52:00 <johninja> arty chick
52:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum and I flirt on her FB statuses
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya a pic of her
52:00 <Student> now that is something different :)  friend's mum , and the friend is ok with that? :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she is pretty for her age
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the friend wants to vomit :D
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Student> lol
53:00 <Student> your friend is of your age?
53:00 <Student> or like younger friend?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1619644_10152547256172656_1756502522_n.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, way younger
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just hit 30
54:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum is like ... my age
54:00 <Bastardly_One> well, older
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can't say that she's not pretty
54:00 <johninja> i think she would go off in the sack but has some deep lying emotional issues
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and has a personality to match
54:00 <Student> she is health , you seem to be up for casual, nothing serious 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... would be awkward
55:00 <johninja> she seems to allude some kind of energy man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hey mel, how goes it?
55:00 <johninja> perhaps charisma
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad B1 ... how's stuff?
55:00 <Student> i like the way she take care of herself, total denting penting of the face
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I did ya mum last night
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I met her on yahoo chat ... shit
56:00 <Student> some time if feel a bit awkward to think that you can be up for sex at your age and your health position 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 years ago
56:00 <Student> you met your friend first or her mum?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and she basically thanked me for looking after her daughter one night
56:00 <johninja> ...
56:00 <Bastardly_One> friend then mother
56:00 <Student> ic
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but this mel was having a fucking shit night
56:00 <johninja> i wonder about your logic sometimes Student
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and her mum wanted some sleep basically
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so I babysat via the phone
57:00 <Bastardly_One> been casually flirting ever since
57:00 <Student> the way one see a person for casual sex is different and for long term relation , that look is different
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing serious ... would be alright though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's more to gross her daughter out I think
57:00 <Student> but dear 10 years? what took you so long to get in her pants?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1796710_10203520002859771_760223636_n.jpg 
57:00 <johninja> my mate and his missus
58:00 <johninja> she did very well for herself
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, it would be alright ... but
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy in the background
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Student> i do not now , for some reasons i find the aussie woman's face more bigger than the woman in here, too much eat or what 
58:00 <johninja> haha yeh didn't notice that
59:00 <Student> but it always hit me , big faces, bigger boobs, even bigger asses, oh man 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a reason for that Student
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the average aust woman is a size 14ish
59:00 <johninja> i don't really have standards but just some types i couldn't hit
59:00 <johninja> she is one of them
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she has a face I wanna slap
00:00 <johninja> lovely person though
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya mean
00:00 <Student> i mean , personally i perfer a woman to be a woman , like think etc etc, but on the other hand the most of guys i see are very skinny , do not understand who is messing in here 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think there's so many single woman about these days?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they're afraid of breaking half the guys in half
00:00 <Bastardly_One> re: skinny
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Student> :)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get that a lot
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I'd break you in half
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off
01:00 <Bastardly_One> prove it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
01:00 <johninja> loooool
01:00 <Student> may be that is because guys are too much into drugs and shit 
01:00 <johninja> wow
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <johninja> never had that one
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... a fair bit
01:00 <Student> like you looke at pieter, he is really thin, like there is drought in australia 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> better than, no hope in hell ugly old man!
01:00 <johninja> he is a junkie mate
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
01:00 <johninja> yeh lol
01:00 <Student> same, more drugs, more skinny , same goes for Bastardly_One, addict and thin
02:00 <johninja> you get sluts pretending not to be sluts
02:00 <johninja> for some kind of vanity
02:00 <johninja> something like that
02:00 <Student> when i see one of Bastardly_One's pic, i said oh many this guy is dieing of hunger, felt for him really 
02:00 <johninja> is what pisses me off
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've always been skinny since I was about 8
02:00 <Student> so females there are not feminine, and man there are not really muscline and heavy , who is playing with them? :)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they are feminine
03:00 <Bastardly_One> rubenesque
03:00 <Student> ic, i thought you just get that due to your health issue
03:00 <Bastardly_One> curves
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of meat on their bones
03:00 <Bastardly_One> then there's just plain fat
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... that's another story
04:00 <johninja> nothing worse than fat with no boobs
04:00 <Student> feminine like really skinny, feather like, like you have to think twice before touching them if they are going to break etc etc (ofcourse they are not going to break)
04:00 <johninja> or a flat ass
04:00 <johninja> a flat ass will turn me off quicker than anything
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate skeletons Student
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so that look turns me off
04:00 <johninja> was talking to this chick once and she was pretty hot then she showed me a pic of her getting something from a tree
04:00 <johninja> and i was like....
04:00 <johninja> wow
04:00 <johninja> no ass at all
04:00 <johninja> shame
05:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwww lol
05:00 <Student> i mean like if you go to american models, girls , or even european girls, they have skinny face, big boobs, very sleek kind of asses and legs. so you can say they are heavy on the boobs but not to every other part. kind of different than others
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they dont exist in real life
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno even know how they're found enough for porn, etc
06:00 <Student> one thing that comes to my mind is us and europe is normally cold countries, on the other hand australia is hot one 
06:00 <Student> well the place i live , they are in majority 
06:00 <johninja> kinda kinda got someone 
06:00 <johninja> we both pretty keen
06:00 <johninja> but i don't want to spoil the suprise
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we're a country of celtic origins
06:00 <Student> so actually you have to tell them to eat something to grow something on them , but they are sleek and lean 
06:00 <Student> basically aryan origin 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> celts are short, stocky
07:00 <Student> not really short
07:00 <johninja> yeh
07:00 <johninja> well
07:00 <johninja> true
07:00 <johninja> hmm
07:00 <johninja> i think maybe elven
07:00 <Student> yes but majority is short in the old times, but new generation is really coming up 
07:00 <johninja> when i think celtic
07:00 <johninja> but yeh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> depends I think
07:00 <johninja> people get celtic and gallic confused
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you need height variation in the parents
08:00 <Student> only tall people i found , i found in holland, normally they are above 6`5 or something and if you are below 6 , you are termed as short 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or the kid tends to be short if two short parents I think
08:00 <Student> it also depends on the food intake 
08:00 <Student> just not whole sale depend on the genes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> true
09:00 <johninja> smoking while pregers will definatly make the baby smaller
09:00 <Student> so mass on the face of australian woman , sometime i get scary of that fact, may be they might bite me :P
09:00 <johninja> i just think its the way you come across man
09:00 <Student> i have an assumption that women there are dominant of man 
10:00 <johninja> you make too many bad jokes
10:00 <Student> yes, that is right , that is what my perception is like
10:00 <Student> what bad jokes have to do with woman with stretched faces? :) 
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <Student> i believe that my bad jokes are not stretching their faces lol 
11:00 <johninja> you said they seem like they might bite you
11:00 <johninja> i like you arab girls too
11:00 <johninja> but yeah
11:00 <Student> well after seeing their face, forget about the bad jokes , i do not even know what to say 
11:00 <johninja> lo
11:00 <johninja> dumbfounded
11:00 <Student> it is really a turn off
12:00 <Student> i say ok , now how may i get out of the situation 
12:00 <johninja> not like we are bolivians
12:00 <johninja> those people have the biggest mong heads
12:00 <johninja> think from living at altitude
12:00 <johninja> something like that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> must be
12:00 <Student> :)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> because I agree
12:00 <johninja> chileans too
13:00 <johninja> to a degree
13:00 <Student> australia is not on high altitude
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then again so do a certain tribe of maori
13:00 <johninja> yeh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that big forehead dumb look
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you Skirmish!
13:00 <johninja> here's trouble :p
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt!
13:00 <Skirmish> :D 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought you might be missing Moke
13:00 <Skirmish> What a welcome! 
14:00 <Skirmish> lol poor Moke's wife. I bet he beats her regularly. 
14:00 <Student> i would be ok like if both the girls and guys have fat heads , but why the hell the altitude is effecting on girls and actually have a negative effect on boys, must be the bong
14:00 <Student> is that possible that a guy regularly beats his wife there in australia and still getting away with that?
15:00 <Student> highly unlikely until or unless wife is not local 
15:00 <Student> i guess the aboriginal woman have skinny faces, 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see a face I love?
15:00 <Student> atleast the girl torching the sydney olympic have skinny face, aboriginal 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... normal but I think she's gorgeous ... hang on
16:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/p480x480/1656325_207423436129801_229738123_n.jpg 
16:00 <johninja> that chick is the best hacker i have ever seen
16:00 <johninja> 17
16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1486584_443689085758234_1290511994_n.jpg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so normal looking but ... charming
17:00 <johninja> haha
17:00 <Skirmish> BOONG NOSE ALERT! BOONG NOSE ALERT!
17:00 <Student> i am not sure about that Bastardly_One lol 
17:00 <johninja> not a know it all arts student i hope
17:00 <Student> and johninja that girl looks a part from others
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... nearly
17:00 <Bastardly_One> political student
17:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
17:00 <johninja> lol 
17:00 <johninja> know the type
17:00 <johninja> its the hair
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lebanese ... between lebanon and finland
17:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not
17:00 <Skirmish> One girl looks sweet, one I reckon would steal my car. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> studies in finland
18:00 <Student> if you like her Bastardly_One, you might like kajol, indian actress, google
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have a type
18:00 <Bastardly_One> usually it's personalities
18:00 <johninja> i actually like the boong nose
18:00 <johninja> pretty cute
18:00 <Student> Bastardly_One she looks like the oracle in the Matrix movies , have a cookie ;)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... if you knew her
19:00 <johninja> if she fixed her hair she would so up really nice 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes sense
19:00 <Student> nose certianly is not a problem , but after that the whole round thing , a big round , oh man 
19:00 <johninja> its not man
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... you have someone like ... wait a sec
19:00 <johninja> she maybe has a too defined jawline
20:00 <johninja> not round
20:00 <johninja> its how her hand is placed
20:00 <Student> actually she is hiding the right side of her face with her hand, 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/998275_367264720070149_208717957_n.jpg
20:00 <Skirmish> Too much lipstick. 
20:00 <Student> lol Bastardly_One
20:00 <Bastardly_One> from the country right next door
20:00 <johninja> lol i know that one
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mimi ... aka Syriangirl Partisan
20:00 <johninja> shame she uses her body to sell her message
21:00 <johninja> i think it cheapens her
21:00 <Skirmish> Is that on her "I want to marry a man in any other country than this one" page? 
21:00 <johninja> because she does seem to be bright
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't
21:00 <johninja> oh come on lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that was just one of those lets pose with a flag things
21:00 <johninja> plus i don't really like her politics
21:00 <johninja> still follow it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, she's been doing it too long
21:00 <johninja> nah i have seen other pics
21:00 <johninja> where she is
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's getting a bit ... what's the word
21:00 <johninja> as well
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she lives in Syd
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
22:00 <Student> she looks like an immature born baby 
22:00 <johninja> well she used the word 'martyrs' today
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
22:00 <johninja> or yesterday
22:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna slap her
22:00 <johninja> which..put me off even more
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but 2 people run that page too
22:00 <Skirmish> Someone should remind her than in her "native" country she would be smashed in the face for talking. 
23:00 <johninja> would be nice to get an unbiased view but she is so pro assad
23:00 <johninja> he is no better than the rebels
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she is so anti anything western it's getting silly
24:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
24:00 <Student> it is a mindset
24:00 <johninja> yet lives in syd lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well move back and shut up ... I'd rather talk to you about music or something you silly girl
24:00 <johninja> why do they come here if they hate our culture?
24:00 <Skirmish> lol @ living in a western country with western values and using it's freedoms to cry about western society. 
24:00 <Student> yah syndey harbour works for her
24:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... her family were exiled by the Assad family
25:00 <Student> they come because they think they can change all that lol 
25:00 <johninja> what lol...and now she is defending him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> her family were in power before assad's dad took over
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not saying he's right for the country and never has
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she is saying it's wrong for it to be taken over by a proxy war
25:00 <johninja> well i know the rebels are totes fucked too
25:00 <johninja> not even syrian
25:00 <Bastardly_One> created by the US and French and backed up by the UK
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all she's really saying underneath everything
26:00 <johninja> but shooting chemical weapons at them is no way to appeal to my sympathy
26:00 <johninja> ahh
26:00 <johninja> yeah that makes sense
26:00 <Student> how do we know for sure who shooted chemical weapons? could be a plant 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if the matter had of stayed internal from day one
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd never of heard about it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Assad would of fixed it in a matter of months
27:00 <johninja> well it was an external matter to start with
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but snap
27:00 <johninja> most of the rebels are foreing juhadist
27:00 <Student> but like we do not know very vital real facts about all these politics, we see what was tailored, not the first hand truth 
27:00 <johninja> *jihhadists
27:00 <Bastardly_One> started off basically as a group of his soldiers
27:00 <Skirmish> Typical nut bag stance. "The rebels are really western powers trying to de-stabilise our Muslim utopia!  
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and they got sick of being cunts
27:00 <johninja> muslim utopia lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so they rebelled and protested
27:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. 
27:00 <johninja> those two words don't belong together
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they are though Skirmish
28:00 <Skirmish> It was a dusty shit hole with standards of living that are stuck in the 19th century. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the US, UK and France
28:00 <Bastardly_One> have the middle east divided up
28:00 <Skirmish> I am skeptical. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and want it all
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fact ... research it
28:00 <Student> i do not think UK is in the plan 
28:00 <johninja> they had it before
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a journalist invented the best acronym
28:00 <Bastardly_One> FUKUS
28:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a conspiracy theory worthy of an Armadillo helmet. 
28:00 <Student> actually US and france were on that in the era of sarkozy 
28:00 <johninja> but ww2 amercia said it wouldn't fight for british colonies
29:00 <johninja> it took over the british role as world police
29:00 <johninja> after that
29:00 <johninja> and things have never been the same
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, actually ... the UN seats of the UK, US and France
29:00 <Bastardly_One> want all of that region again bad
29:00 <Bastardly_One> France owned Syria
29:00 <johninja> yeh
29:00 <johninja> and leb
29:00 <johninja> and algeria
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only been a republic since ... 1916 i think
29:00 <johninja> and tunisia
29:00 <johninja> and morroco
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and they want it back
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Lybia was meant to come later
30:00 <Student> one thing that bother me so much about australian population is that they do not raise enough voice about the drugs easily available all over in australia , generations getting fucked by that, authorities have nexus with the drug lords but they do care about the affairs of other countries
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they've kind of backtracked to get Syria
31:00 <johninja> who are the government to tell us what we can put in our bodies?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think Iran might be scaring them too much to be honest
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like that
31:00 <johninja> they are there to serve us
31:00 <johninja> not nanny us
31:00 <Student> tells me that , to overcome the unrest inside , they like to point outside
31:00 <Student> and it is normal phenomenon one can find every where in the world 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of hot lebs
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont mean faux
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
31:00 <Skirmish> The current govt is a joke. Australia is being mocked world wide. 
32:00 <johninja> ^
32:00 <Student> i am so glad , you did't mean her 
32:00 <johninja> we really are man
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we are a joke is why
32:00 <Bastardly_One> finally making some liberal progression
32:00 <johninja> the AFP media agency put up a link about out coal plant on the reef the other day
32:00 <Bastardly_One> then turned back to the 1950s
32:00 <johninja> everyone was like "wtf australia?"
32:00 <Student> not sure if the situation is that bad for australia in the outside world, but i think much more can be done for the country and its people
32:00 <faux> Do you ever sleep bastard guy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sometimes
33:00 <Skirmish> How much of a joke it is that Indonesia finds a life boat that they know Australia bought a pile of to throw boat people in to send them back to Indo ... and we say something dumb like "No comment". 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep on the floor again damn it
33:00 <johninja> lol yeh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm not sleepy
33:00 <johninja> "that is interesting"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> how's you this morning?
33:00 <faux> Mhm
33:00 <faux> I'm fine
33:00 <Student> you seem to be "discharged" Bastardly_One
33:00 <Skirmish> Double click your mouse this morning yet Faux? 
33:00 <johninja> i really doubt the worst has come yet Skirmish
34:00 <johninja> just getting through the warmups
34:00 <Bastardly_One> discharged?
34:00 <Student> yes , discharged
34:00 <Student> earth is -ve pool 
34:00 <Skirmish> Yeah John I think you are right. It's only going to get worse. Aussies have a flash point ... just wondering how long before it ignites. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm eating so I'll get a second wind in a sec
34:00 <Bastardly_One> unfortunately
34:00 <johninja> yeah you do wonder, he keeps doing outrageous shit and its only been a few months
34:00 <Student> what do you people think is the biggest issue/threat for economy?
35:00 <johninja> bundled most PMs political blunders from a few terms into a few montsh
35:00 <johninja> i mean shit guy
35:00 <johninja> i dunno if we will riot
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what they should do
35:00 <johninja> not sure we have that in us
35:00 <johninja> its a french thing
35:00 <Student> perhaps the laws are out dated now, or not useful/effective as they use to be in the past data
35:00 <Bastardly_One> replace him with turnbull
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is so labour
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not funny
36:00 <Bastardly_One> love him
36:00 <johninja> lol you think?
36:00 <johninja> he's a tad corrupt and arrogant
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, he started off in the labour party actually
36:00 <johninja> but yeh
36:00 <johninja> anything is better than abbott
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but he has some leftish ideas for those guys I think
36:00 <Loof> ^
36:00 <johninja> simon crean would be good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Longie
36:00 <johninja> i like that guy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof too
36:00 <johninja> a thinking man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
36:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's how you described turnbull
36:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
36:00 <johninja> or costello
36:00 <Student> may be denny crane ;)
37:00 <johninja> very smart man
37:00 <Bastardly_One> costello hasn't the fortitude
37:00 <johninja> he really deserves his chance after what he has done
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but he is smart
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't think he has the fortitude
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and possibly aware of it himself ...
37:00 <johninja> yeah you get that "i really can't be fucked with this shit" vibe
37:00 <Bastardly_One> because why else hasn't he had a go
38:00 <johninja> must have pissed some people off i think
38:00 <johninja> or got butthurt
38:00 <johninja> howard was meant to give him a shot
38:00 <Skirmish> Turnbull is a Lib ... but he also understands that to continue a liberal agenda there needs to be compromise with labour and a middle ground found. 
38:00 <johninja> and rennegged
38:00 <Loof> Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
38:00 <Loof> Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/e/eleanorroo385439.html#sTITuzCpIKPzZul0.99
38:00 <Skirmish> The govt that finds that middle ground will be unbeatable. 
38:00 <johninja> i agree
38:00 <Bastardly_One> basically Skirmish
38:00 <johninja> labor can't run an economy, liberals can't run a nation
39:00 <Skirmish> Labor did a fucking amazing job running the economy. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Turnbull tried to bring those leftish ideas to the Liberal Party
39:00 <Loof> skirmish balance is needed
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and they kind of listened for 10 seconds
39:00 <Loof> save the abos!
39:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people may not have agreed with their methods ... but the economy was a masterstroke. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
39:00 <johninja> dude...wayne swann was hopeless
40:00 <johninja> the shit he fucked up on the mining tax i wouldn't even fuck up 
40:00 <Skirmish> Abbott is just trying to suck up to business ... what he doesn't realise though is that by attacking workers, trying to reduce wages and remove penalty rates he is attacking govt revenue. Less money, less income tax. 
40:00 <johninja> then hetreid to factor that into his budget
40:00 <johninja> just a clown
40:00 <Loof> revolution, the only solution
40:00 <johninja> yeah
40:00 <johninja> and a far less happy populace
40:00 <Student> may be abott is trying to cut down on the administrative costs
40:00 <Skirmish> The mining tax was great in it's initial form when Rudd had it agreed to by Iggy. 
41:00 <johninja> how many millionarees are there that can vote for you?
41:00 <Skirmish> It was Gillard changing it to make it "her" version which ruined it. 
41:00 <johninja> he only got the ignorant bogan vote by bringing up boat people etc
41:00 <johninja> thats not even a real issue
41:00 <johninja> and now he is ourtaging them
41:00 <Skirmish> I think it is. 
41:00 <johninja> *outraging
41:00 <johninja> sure it escelated a lot
41:00 <johninja> but 20,000 people man?
41:00 <johninja> thats not a real problem
42:00 <johninja> more overstay visas
42:00 <Skirmish> Take a look at ethnic crime stats and then look at the ethnic origins of the majority of boat people. 
42:00 <Loof> like beehhh
42:00 <johninja> they are not
42:00 <johninja> not illegals
42:00 <johninja> we let them in legaly
42:00 <Skirmish> The ones overstaying visa's are keeping a low profile to avoid being deported. 
43:00 <Loof> unlike beehhh
43:00 <johninja> the ammount of boat people that actually came here as illegals from the north on a boat would be fucking miniscule
43:00 <Skirmish> You are looking at it from the view of population increase. Nobody gives a fuck about that. You are bringing people into a country that has a vastly different set of cultural values and expecting them to just "fit in". 
43:00 <Loof> the sudenese have
43:00 <Skirmish> They don't just fit in. They get to a point where they start to want things their way. 
43:00 <johninja> yes but we do that through other avenues, not boats
43:00 <johninja> look at the sudanese
43:00 <johninja> they didn't come by boat
44:00 <johninja> we bought them here and gave them all 50k+
44:00 <Loof> i see fucking sudenese doctors already now
44:00 <Loof> done their uni
44:00 <Loof> lets see abos do it
44:00 <Student> lol @ sudanese getting 50k+ , that is hard to believe
44:00 <Skirmish> The sudanese duped the church groups into thinking they were good christian folk and it was the pressure from christian groups that allowed them in. 
44:00 <johninja> good point
44:00 <johninja> loof
45:00 <johninja> its just an example
45:00 <Skirmish> Now they are in ... they don't give a fuck for the most part about church and shit. They just wanted out. 
45:00 <johninja> we let all the lebs in druing their civil war in the 70s 80s
45:00 <johninja> and now they turned sydney into south central
45:00 <Loof> my town is like 90% sudenese and asians, i really like em all
45:00 <Loof> so polite
45:00 <Loof> unlike bogans
45:00 <Skirmish> Look into history ... most countries were "City States" in current euro countries. One of the largest factors for their unification was the incursion of outside cultures. 
46:00 <johninja> yeah i don't really have a major problem, i just avoid it if it annoys me
46:00 <johninja> kind of ineviatble we will be taken over by asia one way or another
46:00 <Skirmish> People don't mix. Look at France .... sudanese are a major issue there. England have more and more and more people realising that "multiculturalism" on a large scale does NOT work. 
46:00 <Loof> bullshit
46:00 <Student> you think that you all will be thrown out of australia by other cultures? :) 
46:00 <johninja> the most common baby name in england is mohhamed
47:00 <johninja> really british name
47:00 <Loof> that's so fucking racist
47:00 <johninja> hmm
47:00 <Loof> what a bogan
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're different
47:00 <Skirmish> There are groups in England and to a lesser extent in Australia petitioning for Islamic law to be introduced. 
47:00 <johninja> it can work but requires the right circumstances
47:00 <Skirmish> Loof, go and puff on a bong or something. 
47:00 <johninja> they don't want to assimilate to our culture
47:00 <Loof> bet skirmish voted for abbott
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that country is very ... islam orientated
47:00 <johninja> we have to assimilate to theirs
47:00 <Skirmish> It CANNOT work. Not unless one culture submits to the other. 
47:00 <Loof> you could use a bong skirmish redneck loser
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, hold fucking up
47:00 <Skirmish> I voted for Rudd. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> we invited these immigrants
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a fair percentage
48:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2kKnzW4d8w 
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "My name is Paul Weston, and I am a racist" (Jun 20, 2013) 7:27 - Category: News and Politics - 207,661 views - 3,162 likes (91.3%), 302 dislikes (8.7%)
48:00 <Loof> every damn time politics are discussed, you see the true fuckwitws like Skirmish for what they are: 100% bullshit (like pieter)
49:00 <Skirmish> I have absolutely no interest in your views Loof. You're a deadbeat stoner that ignores his family for irc time. Eat a gun barrel. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah calm down or someone will rage quit
49:00 <Loof> like more than half the channel smoke weed skirmish and you think telling me to go "puff" a bong hurts me? are you fucking retarded? i think you might find you are dickshit\
49:00 <Skirmish> B1. In the 50's ... yeah it worked and worked well. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but you're a fucking idiot
50:00 <Student> lol Loof
50:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously Skirmish ... calm your racist farm
50:00 <Loof> Skirmish if i ever get your address from anywhere i'm gonna personally fuck you up in some way like i did to pieter
50:00 <Loof> maybe a bashing
50:00 <Skirmish> I am not racist. I am fine with anyone coming to Australia providing they are fine to accept the values and ways we have established here. 
50:00 <faux> Lol
50:00 <Student> what the hell Skirmish said that  you think is racist?
51:00 <Loof> multicultralism doesn't work
51:00 <Loof> is what he said
51:00 <Skirmish> Loof I think that would end poorly for you. 
51:00 <Loof> grrr
51:00 <Student> Skirmish just mentioned that one culture absorbed into other, or vice versa
51:00 <johninja> i actually agree with Skirmish, assimilate to our culture if you want to come here or fuck off, i don't care if you are a white french guy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fine then Skirmish
51:00 <Loof> no student you weren't reading
51:00 <Skirmish> I said ... and scroll up to quote. "Multiculturalism on a large scale does not work". 
51:00 <Student> ok , my mistake
51:00 <Loof> np :)
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree actually if that's all you said
51:00 <faux> INFIDELS
51:00 <Skirmish> lol faux. 
52:00 <johninja> ayiyiyiyiiyiyiy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, faux ... apparentl in Dubai right ... the foreigners have a part where they can buy pork and stuff ... it's nicknamed the Infidel District
52:00 <Bastardly_One> found that highly amusing at the time
52:00 <faux> Cool
53:00 <Loof> those leb beach resorts look out of this world
53:00 <Student> are those dance clubs also situated in infidel district? lol 
53:00 <faux> Lebanon is beautiful 
53:00 <Skirmish> Student: Ignore loof. He likes to go off and have rants. It's because he's drug fucked. 
53:00 <Loof> agreed from what i've seen
53:00 <faux> I wouldn't live there but for a holiday its amazing 
53:00 <Loof> not to hot, not to cold
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when not being bombed lately :(
53:00 <Skirmish> He took what he wanted from what I wrote and then launched into his rave. He's clueless. 
54:00 <Loof> well it looks a bit cold, but i like the cold
54:00 <faux> Its still beautiful .. 
54:00 <faux> One section getting bombed means fuck all
54:00 <Student> i do not know Skirmish, may be he knows something that i do not know :) 
54:00 <Loof> i'd go there
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof knows stuff?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> since when?
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Loof> not in the mood dude
55:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww
55:00 <Student> in this all views, i was following every thing , was comfortable with simple analysis, out of no where the fuck of racisim comes and shit, do not know what the hell happened :) 
55:00 <Loof> i know what i need to know, but i'm far from a know it all like you
55:00 <Student> hizbollah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> don't start
55:00 <johninja> its a common attack when someone doesn't agree with your views in this country
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was messing about
55:00 <johninja> "you are a racist"
56:00 <Skirmish> Loof happened. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're bascially in that kind of mood ... I can't be fucked talking to you
56:00 <faux> God shut up the lot of you 
56:00 <johninja> anyways it's done
56:00 <faux> Whiny girls
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Loof> b1 i only come on here because of you
56:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you darky. 
56:00 <Skirmish> THAT'S racist. Now go off Loof. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, calm a farm Pat
57:00 <Loof> k
57:00 <faux> Loof tells all the boys that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> your frustration at the world at presenet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *present ... is coming through over here big time
57:00 <Loof> i do that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> last two days you've defo had your rags
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I walk mine off :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> saves embarrassment ;)
58:00 <johninja> meh it's good to vent
58:00 <faux> Agreee
58:00 <faux> D
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I vent all the time :P
58:00 <faux> Omg lol
58:00 <Student> actually i met a lebo in a train up country, he cannot speak the local langauge , can only speake in English, so all he was trying to tell the waiter is to serve him chicken broast etc, etc, waiter does not understand what the fuck he is all about, i just translate it for the waiter and he got his meal, and all happy and shit. then he tell me he is from lebonan etc etc, i said yes we read 
58:00 <Student> a lot about hizbullah etc etc, the guy fearlessly see me and ask how do i know hizb and etc 
58:00 <Loof> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
58:00 <johninja> this place need like a fightclub
58:00 <johninja> with a glados bot
58:00 <faux> Chicken broast
58:00 <johninja> that calls you a 'looser'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just dont get stressed kind of shit
58:00 <johninja> and pays out your nick
58:00 <faux> Lebonan
58:00 <Student> hint me that the people in lebonan are so fucked up by the war, they need a change 
58:00 <johninja> and you can smash it
58:00 <Skirmish> BROAST
58:00 <Bastardly_One> which Loof sounds like he's getting ... stressed
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <faux> I love when student attempts English 
59:00 <Loof> i'll have two bongs and watch how happy i am
59:00 <faux> Its so funny
59:00 <Loof> brb
59:00 <johninja> lol he lives right next door
59:00 <johninja> purth
59:00 <Loof> just gotta remember to have a bong when someone gets me butthurt
59:00 <Student> chicken with rice, that is what the poor fellow wanted :) 
59:00 <Loof> Student i'm finding you quite tolerable today :)
00:00 <Student> Loof must be the druge you took :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:00 <Loof> yep :)
00:00 <faux> Druge
00:00 <Student> ha ha 
00:00 <Student> drug
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 more and he'll love us
00:00 <Bastardly_One> all
00:00 <Bastardly_One> even Skirmish
00:00 <Student> lol 
00:00 <faux> I don't like the druge but the druge like me
00:00 <Student> or may be 2 more will send him packing to the graveyard
00:00 <johninja> hey now
01:00 <Student> druggggggggeeeeeeeeeee
01:00 <johninja> much druge
01:00 <johninja> so fry
01:00 <Student> too much man 
01:00 <faux> Wow
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep reading that as durge
01:00 <Student> why fry when had "druge"? lol 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> which actually makes more sense
01:00 <Student> lol Bastardly_One
01:00 <Bastardly_One> add a d in there though
01:00 <Bastardly_One> drudge
01:00 <Student> druged lol 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually apt
02:00 <Student> yah , i can see 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs are pretty ... drudgey
02:00 <Student> lol 
02:00 <Loof> ahhhhhhh that's better
02:00 <johninja> hehe
02:00 <Bastardly_One> until the wife comes past
02:00 <Loof> yep
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have to log off
02:00 <Loof> :(
02:00 <Student> finding drugs can be drudgey but after that all wishes come true 
02:00 <Loof> and GET TO WORK!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was it a rage quit yesterday
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or did she come past?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you were raging at hax
03:00 <Loof> i've done two webpages in two weeks, so slow
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and then BOOM!
03:00 <Loof> yeah i'm sick of these anti weed drinkers
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, so a rage quit
03:00 <Student> anti weed drinkers lol 
03:00 <Loof> the hypocracy makes me physically ill
03:00 <johninja> you know who was good tonight for the first time in a while?
03:00 <johninja> pandas
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you missed his whole point
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's not a big drinker
04:00 <Bastardly_One> his point was about self esteem
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd feel better doing something
04:00 <Student> when a person gets sick , what else they are going to do , rage quit ( can not be fucked more)
04:00 <Loof> i have too much self esteem
04:00 <Loof> i have an ego problem
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he just has a long way of going about shit
04:00 <Skirmish> lol at comparing alcohol and weed as if they are one in the same. 
04:00 <Loof> in case you hadn't noticed
04:00 <Skirmish> *facepalm*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no ego
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's half your battle :)
04:00 <Student> he have a dick alright :P
04:00 <Loof> i thought u knew me
04:00 <Student> does that count Bastardly_One?
05:00 <Loof> hmmm
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had an ego
05:00 <Loof> lol student
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be out of there by now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
05:00 <Skirmish> You're an addict pleading a case to justify your own addiction Loof. 
05:00 <Loof> you know how much shit she does for me
05:00 <Student> i think Loof just need to know a way out, and every thing will be fine 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> i dunno ... I see where you get egoticistical
05:00 <Loof> washing, cooking, finances, housing, everything i need
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but all headcases it's about them
05:00 <Bastardly_One> myself included
05:00 <Loof> the price is a bit of nagging
06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually ... there's a line I like from Nikki Sixx
06:00 <Loof> it's not as bad as i make out, i just come on here to vent when she does nag
06:00 <Bastardly_One> "you know addicts, it's always about us right?"
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and mental illness can be very much the same
07:00 <Loof> not everyone with a mental illness has low self esteem
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking awesome
07:00 <Student> lol 
07:00 <Student> you have an mental illness Bastardly_One?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
07:00 <Ana_Ng> mental illness/super power, same same
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> accute anxiety disorder
07:00 <Loof> when i start actually earning decent money, then i can say i'm awesome, untill then i'm just strange
07:00 <johninja> being human is a mental illness
08:00 <Loof> when i earn money i wont be crazy, i'll be eccentric
08:00 <Loof> eccentric?
08:00 <Student> i thought you just have that cough issue , not accute anxiety disorder , well 
08:00 <Loof> faux eccentric
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
08:00 <Skirmish> Loof is a poster boy for mental illness accentuated by pot. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... been crazy for years
09:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, you have what he has
09:00 <Student> amazing :)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and he does well actually
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah ...
09:00 <Loof> who are you talking to? and what about?
09:00 <Student> lol what the hell, Skirmish have what loof have? :) man what is going on in here
09:00 <Bastardly_One> look at chris ... he has the same condition
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I was sticking up for Loof
10:00 <Bastardly_One> from Skirmish's last comment
10:00 <Student> ix
10:00 <Student> ic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying to bait him
10:00 <Loof> what did he say, i have it on ignore
10:00 <Bastardly_One> let him have fun for once
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
10:00 <johninja> bliss~
10:00 <Skirmish> I don't have a mental illness. Get tested lots since we carry firearms. 
10:00 <Skirmish> PLUS work for the govt. I am stamped sane, motherfucker. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just be happy you have him on iggy then Loof
10:00 <Loof> :)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to trigger you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> big time
10:00 <Loof> he's a small tiny man
10:00 <Skirmish> lol on ignore. What a fucking sook. 
11:00 <Loof> picking on the sick
11:00 <Student> actually what i find in here , that most of the people treat the people with mental disability so badly, so badly that they damage them emotionally 
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
11:00 <johninja> and?
11:00 <Skirmish> The internet is now where you come for treatment Student. 
11:00 <Skirmish> not*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Student is right though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> look what we do to chris
11:00 <johninja> you come to the wolves den you get eaten fucker
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good example
11:00 <Loof> that's how all people are student, not just irc
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ...
11:00 <Loof> but in real life i can kick peoples asses
11:00 <Loof> or kill them if necessary
11:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> chris can come on here having a great morning
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we can fuck that in 15 mins
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <johninja> dude he comes on here and ruins shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and turns into a legit eps for him
12:00 <johninja> just whinges about the same thing constantly
12:00 <Student> yes i figure that is no bravery on picking up weak people, needed to be polite , soft to the people who need it 
12:00 <johninja> its annoying
12:00 <johninja> you know that
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that morning he said to you and I john
12:00 <Bastardly_One> about we trigger him
12:00 <johninja> even tollerating Student is hard enough
12:00 <johninja> perhaps
12:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't you tend to agree though?
12:00 <Ana_Ng> there's a term for that: Nobless oblige.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it
12:00 <johninja> but he triggers us first
13:00 <johninja> is what i feel
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say that
13:00 <johninja> with his bullshit dribble
13:00 <Loof> so i'm being grouped with chris and student? great :P
13:00 <Skirmish> Morning Fat Ana. Ruin any families so far this weekend? 
13:00 <johninja> no loof man
13:00 <johninja> i have 0 problems with yo
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'm not grouping you
13:00 <Ana_Ng> all. of. them.
13:00 <Loof> lol it's cool :P
13:00 <Loof> was just teasing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just dunno how Serenity and I have the magic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we say calm the fuck down and you do
13:00 <Skirmish> because he knows he gets no where if he doesn't. 
14:00 <Student> issue is that i get regularly reminded in here again and again that i am that , i am this, what the hell, all the drug addicts, unstable people that are on any path are trying to tell me that i am no where lol 
14:00 <Skirmish> You are the only people with any patience for him. 
14:00 <Student> i find it quite amusing though 
14:00 <Loof> cause i respect you guys sooo much you'd be freaked out if you knew
14:00 <Loof> so wise
14:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww cheers
14:00 <Loof> :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm wise with other people
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not myself
14:00 <Skirmish> I reckon he would want to touch knobs in person with you B1. 
14:00 <Loof> damn
14:00 <Student> the patience of people in here or lack of it is really one to give eample about :) 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> man, how hard is it to listen to someone?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if that helps?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not hard at all
15:00 <Student> it is hard to listen , 
15:00 <Student> not many good listeners out there
15:00 <johninja> i think we have been extremly patient Student
15:00 <Skirmish> Get off the oestrogen .... all of you. Fucking pussys.  
15:00 <johninja> maybe you don't realise just how annoying you are
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no idea :P
15:00 <Loof> i'm used to using violence to solve disagreements, right up till i started the flupanthexol injections a few years ago, my life has only just begun since then
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys don't get his sarcasm though
15:00 <Student> what did i do wrong ? what seem to be the problem with me in your opinion? lol 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> half the time it's humour that I get
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but falls flat with most of you
16:00 <johninja> i don't really want to go into that now
16:00 <Student> lol yah right
16:00 <johninja> it would take ages
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor cunt is esl remember
16:00 <johninja> i'm tired
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
16:00 <Student> ofcourse you are tired, that is why you have issues with others and specially with me lol 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> more like ... you mean his very being
16:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he means he can't describe it
17:00 <johninja> he can take a joke
17:00 <johninja> i'll give him that
17:00 <Student> if the fucking drug killed all your brain cell, why complain me? :P
17:00 <johninja> maybe its easier to point ou tthe positive traits
17:00 <Student> if alcohoal eaten you up , why complain me? :P
17:00 <Student> if your gf dumped you , why complain me? :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> about you
18:00 <johninja> or to me?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah dunno
18:00 <Student> well you are complaining to me that i am that and this lol 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> which word is missing Student?
18:00 <johninja> i have to translate everything you type
18:00 <Student> all right 
18:00 <johninja> and even then it doesn't make sense most times
18:00 <Student> right , right 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that with this Russian I know
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> except Student is funnier
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is fucked in english humour wise
19:00 <johninja> i have a bulgarian friend like student too
19:00 <johninja> yerh makes bad jokes
19:00 <Loof> i can understand what he's trying to say, i think he's just very confused though more than it being a language issue
19:00 <Student> :)
19:00 <johninja> and is really inapropriate
19:00 <johninja> lke i'll talk about something that is pissing me off
19:00 <johninja> and he will come in with a one liner trying to be funny
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where this is going
19:00 <Bastardly_One> same with the Russian
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Student> so it has come to a Bulgarian , russian, and pakistani 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> like I dunno
20:00 <johninja> i wonder if we are the same to them?
20:00 <Loof> i wonder if i'm putting you on a pedestal cause ur older b1, i do that all the time
20:00 <Loof> more experienced
20:00 <Loof> how old are u?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I do know shit :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 44 ... 45 this year
21:00 <Loof> oh is that all
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've "been around"
21:00 <Loof> i though way older
21:00 <Loof> ur not much older than me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which lifetime you mean
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
21:00 <Skirmish> Loof is 74 in medical terms. Years of drug abuse has aged him horribly. 
21:00 <Loof> hehe true dat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> been here before IMO
21:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of times
21:00 <Loof> i agree
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what I hate is distance
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know for a fact there's one person I know in the states
22:00 <johninja> ahh yes
22:00 <johninja> kinda want to hang out but they are on the other side of the planet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and the paths you know would enrich each other if being able to be crossed offline
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you know you're meant to cross paths
23:00 <johninja> yeh but 20 years ago you never would have met
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that can be annoying
23:00 <johninja> or a very small chance
23:00 <johninja> so how does that work?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ...
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's true too
23:00 <johninja> i think the positive would be that you met at all
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the mind is a bamboozling thing
23:00 <johninja> but yeah i do get that too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 yrs ago I'd be lucky to know someone say interstate
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but I get your point
24:00 <Skirmish> B1: Save up some cash and go over to murika? 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that
25:00 <johninja> the dollar might drop in the ass there
25:00 <johninja> would be a good time 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why I came home tbh in hindsight
25:00 <Loof> b1 make me a cool favicon, i'll owe you a gram
25:00 <Skirmish> Meeting in person can ruin things. 
25:00 <johninja> hmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sure can actually
25:00 <Bastardly_One> had that happen a couple of times
26:00 <johninja> if its sexual then yeah for sure
26:00 <Bastardly_One> even platonic sometimes
26:00 <Skirmish> Plenty of times I've thought I was chatting to someone wonderful .... met them, boned them .... had absolutely no interest in them and even chatting online which we used to do for hours was hard. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> have had it happen even platonic in this very channel
27:00 <johninja> thats a little odd to be chatting to someone for ages and meet then be like "nah i don't really like you"
27:00 <johninja> but i guess its possible
27:00 <Loof> happened to me with django
27:00 <Student> or vice versa
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes a computer is needed :P
27:00 <Loof> wasn't impressed by him at all
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <johninja> people are different offline or something?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, you will be bored with me
27:00 <johninja> i guess that makes sense
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm identical but I am boring
28:00 <johninja> i think its probably more nerves too
28:00 <johninja> shy etc
28:00 <Student> ofcourse we will be bored, because all you are going to do is to chat on pc without offering us any food/refreshments 
28:00 <johninja> thats why beers are good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Student
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be it ... the non drinking bit
28:00 <johninja> i can't even chat or watch tv and talk on the phone
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna meet up? yeah sure I'll have a coke
29:00 <johninja> lose concentration very easily
29:00 <Bastardly_One> a fucking what?
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a time limit it seems
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you can talk to me for 5 mins
29:00 <johninja> meh just roll a doob
29:00 <johninja> all good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and I need a subject change
29:00 <johninja> haha yes i'm quite reandom
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I notice it with my sister and housemate
29:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe because they talk shit I am not interested in
30:00 <johninja> met this guy i knew on facebook for a bit for a beer and we had about 180 subjects in 15 minutes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but they start talking to me
30:00 <shadsam> <Pieter> Im about clairty'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I walk off within 5 mins
30:00 <Student> it is also to do with the mental state a person is in , it might be possible that on irc they are bit slow/easy going and in real life they   sit on a horse 
30:00 <johninja> hmm
30:00 <johninja> can usually defelect that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> basically if I dont like you I don't talk
30:00 <johninja> subtly
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had a meeting with a friend locally recently right?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> off fb
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and they sat there the entire time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and said nothing
31:00 <Skirmish> awkward
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was about 2 hrs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I got a free ice chocolate out of it :P
31:00 <Skirmish> UNLESS she was giving you a blowjob ... in which case talking is not required. 
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> know those big gloria jean ones?
31:00 <johninja> wow man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... thinking
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf? why did you wanna catch up?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire time I'm fidgeting
32:00 <johninja> "i just like sitting with you" "oh..."
32:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking of shit to say
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and failing
32:00 <johninja> yes
32:00 <johninja> it just gets worse lo
32:00 <FolkDancer> Good afternoon to all in the chan
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was stinking hot ... terrible experience
32:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy FolkDancer
32:00 <johninja> probably needs a 3rd person
32:00 <johninja> to work
32:00 <Student> good afternoon FolkDancer
32:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely I think
33:00 <FolkDancer> likewise Bastardly_One
33:00 <johninja> at least you can talk to them if shit gets boring
33:00 <johninja> and vice verca
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not told you the second best one yet
33:00 <FolkDancer> likewise Student
33:00 <Skirmish> Folkdancer is a new nick ... old person or new person? 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a girl from canada ... convinced I was the one
33:00 <johninja> they just say hi and nothing else from what i have seen
33:00 <FolkDancer> old person
33:00 <Bastardly_One> basically told her coming over was a waste of time
33:00 <Bastardly_One> she still did
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lasted 2 days
33:00 <Student> i did have experience of chatting to the people i know in real life, i know them in real life first, and then we started chatting on irc 
33:00 <johninja> oh dear
34:00 <Skirmish> Sex lasted two days? 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she went with some backup nerd chick she knew
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for the rest of her stay
34:00 <johninja> plan b lol
34:00 <johninja> nice
34:00 <Skirmish> Surely coming all the way from Canada you gave her an aussie dicking before she went home? 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> My best friend and I are like
34:00 <Student> Bastardly_One that may be cause you were out of drugs mate :P
34:00 <johninja> you just weren't into her?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> why? this isn't happening right?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the end John
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I did try to tell her that before the trip
35:00 <johninja> i mean to tell her not to bother coming you mustn't have been though 
35:00 <johninja> yeh
35:00 <johninja> its hard eh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> think she thought meeting might change that
35:00 <johninja> hmm yeh
35:00 <johninja> kinda had that too "well we've come all this way, might as well hang around and see if shit changes"
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, wasn't easy to do ... actually I think she was just too straight for me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and she found out the hard way and actually said that
36:00 <johninja> i get that with religious chicks
36:00 <johninja> beautiful, sometimes funny
36:00 <johninja> but i'm too badass at heart
36:00 <johninja> to ever really be with someone like that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she had to see in person ... I can appreciate the perspective
36:00 <shadsam> but i'm too badass at heart
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... long way to go and a lot of dollars on a 50/50
36:00 <johninja> its true man, i would only hurt her
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's how I felt with this one
37:00 <johninja> and its kinda boring too
37:00 <Student> after all that happening in your life, and you say i am the odd one in here :P
37:00 <johninja> this guy told me once
37:00 <johninja> and i swear he was right
37:00 <johninja> he said "you have to like the same drugs"
37:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're younger though differences are harder to accept
37:00 <johninja> is the most important part of a relationship
38:00 <johninja> and in my experience its so very true
38:00 <Student> this type of thing never really happened in my life, i.e. that described by Bastardly_One
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... well ... same interests to a degree ... for sure
38:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs ... gaming
38:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever
38:00 <Student> so the common grounds were just drugs and gaming?
38:00 <johninja> i mean a weedhead and a speedhead don't work
38:00 <johninja> a drugo of any form and someone who doesn't or hasn't won't workj
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah the old days I think I attracted nerdy girls that liked a bit of a bad arse
39:00 <johninja> it will always be about "get off the drugs"
39:00 <shadsam>  whatever
39:00 <Student> there have to be common grounds in the relationship, if they are there, i do not know what seem to be the problem 
39:00 <shadsam>  a drugo of any form 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I knew a couple like that john
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they fought all the time
39:00 <johninja> they lose lol
39:00 <johninja> "you are trying to change me"
39:00 <shadsam> I knew a couple like that john
39:00 <johninja> what is your fucking problem shads?
40:00 <Student> for example if any of us actually meet with each other , the common ground would be IRC, so we can just chat about irc, people and so on , can break the ice
40:00 <johninja> you are starting to piss me off now eh
40:00 <shadsam> u cunts r still dribblin shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> true Student
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that was shown on skype the other day
40:00 <johninja> join  the conversation or fuck off
40:00 <Bastardly_One> common ground was bitching about certain people in here
40:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
40:00 <shadsam> join  the conversation
40:00 <Student> like the other day i asked you about that guy erick , slow mover, you mentioned you know him and so on , makes up for a conversation 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking creep
41:00 <Student> lol 
41:00 <shadsam> slow mover, you mentioned you know him and so on , makes up for a conversation 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but Squadron`Leedah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is the one responsible for a lot of shit i got
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shadsam ran out of drugs eh?
41:00 <Student> :)
41:00 <shadsam> got 14 grams weed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you and Loof must be on your periods
41:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel troutish
42:00 <shadsam> but i dont really smoke it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you've both been fucked up for the last 2 days
42:00 <shadsam> yeah shit drugs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Fennec_Fox the master hacker ... bwhahahahahahahahahaha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the noteop flood king
42:00 <johninja> master creeper
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
43:00 <Student> all what fennec_fox do is to join then part, pvt message 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets vicious apparently when rejected too
43:00 <johninja> one of those ones that gets abusive if chicks don't want to talk to him
43:00 <johninja> they are the worst
43:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
43:00 <Student> join / part to get the nick list and use it to pvt message
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Student, bingo for him
43:00 <johninja> yes
43:00 <johninja> that is what he does
43:00 <Student> "want to chat " , "care to chat"
43:00 <shadsam> lol ol trick
44:00 <Student> how many times i tried to mention fennec that i am a guy very politely, but they won't remember/listen 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a craving I've not had in years
44:00 <Bastardly_One> a 4 n 20 meat pie
44:00 <Student> well fine, fingers crossed
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 n 20 specific
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> too far to the nearest servo that has them
45:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
45:00 <shadsam> checking bank i feel like 2x currie pies
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt
45:00 <Student> they are open all night?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, seen shads magazine shot?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
45:00 <johninja> i did, thought it was a bit mean lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you were here
46:00 <Bastardly_One> then again ... McDs flatcakes
46:00 <johninja> i'm sure the person who made that would hate to have it done to them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
46:00 <johninja> probably too pussy to even post a pic
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon simba might be
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or Mew
47:00 <johninja> ^_^
47:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure hates Excessive too
47:00 <Student> we did have some pictures posted in here about you johninja, the booz, 8inch dick lol 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> for looking like beagle
47:00 <johninja> i know
47:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
47:00 <Student> i am sure you got those too, posted by someone from your "fan club"
47:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive is harmless ... can get going on a rant occassionally but so can we all
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but Loof needs to stop being so angry
48:00 <Student> he can only rant about the cars 
48:00 <johninja> yeah he said somethign wierd once, TheMayo was posting my phone number and he decided he wanted to get involved in the hate too
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and blaming everyone else
48:00 <johninja> hate pissweak cunts like that
48:00 <johninja> that scattered dude is the same
48:00 <johninja> he used to pm me and dribble shit
48:00 <Student> engines, should i change the crank shaft from this to that , should i do the pistons , that is excessive for you 
48:00 <johninja> and then he just decideds to gang up on me because everyone else is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive?
49:00 <johninja> scattered
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well ... he lives up to his name
49:00 <Bastardly_One> from what I've seen
49:00 <johninja> nah excesive was saying how he was going to set up a machine to prank me or something
49:00 <johninja> didn't even know who the cunt was
49:00 <Bastardly_One> never really spoken to him though
49:00 <johninja> i see a lot of things lol
49:00 <johninja> people don't think
49:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that I'm smart
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that I watch
50:00 <Bastardly_One> listen and learn
50:00 <Student> few days back i mentioned excessive that "how much you are going to pay us for listening to you", the poor guy said "you can just type /ignore excessive if you do not like me" , i am happy the guy did not say any thing harsher lol , could be worse stoping him like that 
50:00 <johninja> observe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... use it to create sycophants :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
50:00 <johninja> hehe
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, you know what I want to say to Loof?
51:00 <shadsam> checking bank i feel like 2x currie pies
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how much he sounds like chris
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but ...
51:00 <johninja> i dunno about that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd destroy him
51:00 <johninja> he doesn't whinge much
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he does in differnet ways
51:00 <johninja> well if he does its not the same old shit
51:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One`s 5.1 with glasses
51:00 <johninja> he is a long way ahead of chris
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates his home life and social isolation right?
52:00 <johninja> the one thing that pisses me off is some of the vile shit he says he thingks is funny and some of the rageing
52:00 <johninja> but meh
52:00 <johninja> easy to look past
52:00 <shadsam> SIF STUDY IT WHAT SPASTIK
52:00 <johninja> one thing lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the raging is ...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> frustrating
52:00 <johninja> well its ok if its like piet
52:00 <johninja> but even that gets old
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think his wife must of come past just before
53:00 <johninja> oh...thought he was still here
53:00 <johninja> i'm not opposed to stabbing the front either
53:00 <shadsam> the raging is ...
53:00 <shadsam> <Bastardly_One> frustrating
53:00 <shadsam> LOL
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been up all night ... only reason I know that is he liked something on my FB hours ago
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up fatty
53:00 <Student> what is the deal with this guy shadsam? :)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> john and I kind of defended you last night
54:00 <Student> what is his problem?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're acting like a fuck again
54:00 <shadsam> what is the deal with this guy shadsam? :)
54:00 <shadsam> what is his problem?
54:00 <Student> is he chris? :)
54:00 <shadsam> 3 STOOGES
54:00 <johninja> cunt needs to go outside for a walk
54:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ the magazine cover. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> defo
54:00 <shadsam> STUDENT U BLACK WOG FUK UR MUTHER
55:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farm ... get some food into you or have a bong or whatever it is you do
55:00 <shadsam> NEED A BULLET CUNT
55:00 <johninja> i mainly just direct any rage at awolf
55:00 <johninja> its good man
55:00 <johninja> he deserves it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
55:00 <johninja> thinks i am a total psycho
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me with fatty over there
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is how much uppers he reckons he does
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and look at the size of him
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> i think he talks a lot of bullshit 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to start ... I'll play
56:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
56:00 <johninja> one minute he broke nek minute spending 3k on house
56:00 <shadsam> CHRIS IS A TOTAL MENTAL CASE LIKE Bastardly_One
57:00 <shadsam> EX COKANE ADDICTS
57:00 <Bastardly_One> go have a sandwich
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and hopefully do a momma cass
57:00 <johninja> have a box of snickers
57:00 <shadsam> CRATE
58:00 <johninja> he must have been fucking rich to keep a coke habit up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and no-ones getting fat except momma cass (and shads)
58:00 <shadsam> LIVING IN A COCHROACH INFESTED ROOM WITH A HEROIN ADDICT
58:00 <shadsam> FUK U CUNT
58:00 <johninja> you could probably do what you want to him right now
58:00 <johninja> he won't remember shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... probably
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's predictable huh?
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <shadsam> COKE CANS N CIGARETTE BUTTS Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> coke bottles
59:00 <shadsam> MACCAS WRAPPERS
59:00 <johninja> i just never seen someone on weed be so mad
59:00 <shadsam> LOL
59:00 <Bastardly_One> get it right
59:00 <johninja> how you do that?
59:00 <johninja> either you lie about the weed
59:00 <johninja> or somethings wrong
59:00 <shadsam> morning sarah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it sends him loony
59:00 <johninja> i hardly have the fucking energy to move let alone rage online
59:00 <johninja> when i proper fried
00:00 <Bastardly_One> true schitz on pot it seems
00:00 <johninja> yeh maybe it reacts differently to him
00:00 <druidess> what u talking bout
00:00 <Bastardly_One> shads being a fuckhead
00:00 <johninja> shads is raging on weed
00:00 <johninja> apparently
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I get hyper
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dont get ragey I don't think
00:00 <druidess> depends
00:00 <johninja> i just couldn't do it man
00:00 <johninja> never have
00:00 <shadsam> im reporting simba and Bastardly_One to the cops as austnets public drug addict nuisances at 10am,. XD
00:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the baron too
00:00 <druidess> and if ur getting tjat stoned it means u dont smoke enuff
01:00 <shadsam> ILL FUK U CUNTS P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we just shit rave when smashed
01:00 <johninja> hmmm maybe
01:00 <johninja> i like being that stoned though
01:00 <johninja> i will smoek until i am
01:00 <druidess> i should know
01:00 <shadsam> fuck with the best
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol druidess
01:00 <shadsam> im reporting simba and Bastardly_One to the cops as austnets public drug addict nuisances at 10am,. XD
01:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the cops will laugh at you
01:00 <johninja> whatsever it takes just fuck off
01:00 <shadsam> fuk u cunt
01:00 <johninja> ADD cunt
01:00 <shadsam> ur nexr
01:00 <druidess> gimme a q ill smoke it in one chop
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, don't leave it for 2hrs
02:00 <johninja> what you gonna do you fat fuck?
02:00 <johninja> seriously
02:00 <shadsam> lol sarah as if
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... jesus woman
02:00 <johninja> do your fucking worst
02:00 <shadsam> ud have 1 cone n cry
02:00 <druidess> im srs ok
02:00 <Skirmish> Shads ... is Princesswarrior your mum or long term gf? 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha Skirmish
02:00 <Bastardly_One> harsh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> good old Paula
02:00 <shadsam> Skirmish YOUR KID IS RETARTED
02:00 <Student> princesswarrior still comes in here? i thought she quits
02:00 <Skirmish> I only ask because they look alike. 
02:00 <shadsam> THE FUCKING MONGALOID
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did she used to come in here?
02:00 <shadsam> YOUR KID
03:00 <shadsam> 2ND WIFE
03:00 <Student> ofcourse she does 
03:00 <shadsam> LOOSER CUNT
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd of been shot down to hell in here for sure
03:00 <shadsam> BROKEN FAMILY SKIRMISH
03:00 <shadsam> RETARTED KID
03:00 <druidess> shads calm down hug
03:00 <Student> yes that what happened to her, there was some shit going between her and the management 
03:00 <shadsam> IM CALM
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ya fuckin' LOOSER
03:00 <shadsam> DEALT WITH RETARDS B4
03:00 <druidess> have another cone
03:00 <druidess> wait dont
03:00 <Bastardly_One> get a dictionary eh?
04:00 <johninja> can't conversate like a normal person, must get attention
04:00 <johninja> dilema
04:00 <shadsam> I DONT SMOKE CONES
04:00 <shadsam> im reporting simba and Bastardly_One to the cops as austnets public drug addict nuisances at 10am,. XD
04:00 <johninja> you are a fucking snitch
04:00 <Bastardly_One> say it a couple more times
04:00 <gremlinz> rofl
04:00 <druidess> GIMME A Q NOW
04:00 <johninja> i wonder if your dealer knows?
04:00 <Skirmish> Princesswarrior told me in #sydney there was a police task force watching my online activity. 
04:00 <Student> i do not now why we all cannot keep quiet to shadsam? is that too much to ask 
04:00 <gremlinz> Q
04:00 <Skirmish> A whole taskforce! 
04:00 <druidess> YA FKN CUNTS
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and what's this thing people have of late about simba and I being a gang or some shit?
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <shadsam> RETARTED KID SKIRMISH
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we're own own people
05:00 <Skirmish> You run out of booze druidess? 
05:00 <shadsam> U FUCKWIT
05:00 <Student> i wonder what can be those so called "activity"
05:00 <shadsam> IN DEBT 300K
05:00 <johninja> hey now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed that though?
05:00 <shadsam> WHAT A LOOSER
05:00 <johninja> we are being mean to shads right now
05:00 <druidess> i didnt even drink last night
05:00 <johninja> save druidess for later
05:00 <Skirmish> Shadsam: It didn't work the first time, it's not going to work the 9th time. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon says the same thing ...
05:00 <Bastardly_One> get a dictionary fatty
05:00 <druidess> dont b mean to shads
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *loser
06:00 <shadsam> TAKE YOUR KID TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL WITH YOUR SPLIT FAMILY
06:00 <druidess> be mean to skirmish
06:00 <johninja> ok fine, be mean to druidess
06:00 <Skirmish> No we're finished with Shads ... he's just going to keep going all by himself now. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm he came in here raging druidess :)
06:00 <druidess> and johninja
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <Student> do you understand there is actually a nick " Fatty" in the channel, they might take offense :P
06:00 <druidess> especially jn
06:00 <johninja> BRING IT M8
06:00 <shadsam> Skirmish still trying to get sluts on austnet
06:00 <Student> bring it on 8==========>dick 
06:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... why does john deserve the hate more than me? 
06:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with that
06:00 <johninja> lolol
06:00 <druidess> shutup student noone asked for ur input
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ALL ME M8S ARE HOUSOS I LAG INTO THE COPS
07:00 <johninja> Student is one of the more normal people here now
07:00 <Skirmish> shadsam: Nah I gave up many years ago dude. Not even sure if there are any sluts left anymore. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...I told ya john
07:00 <Student> shut up student , i am on the periods, do not hurt my feelings , what a looser
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Student isn't that bad if you give him a chance
07:00 <druidess> nope
07:00 <Student> lol @ chance
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just takes a tiny bit of patience
07:00 <druidess> sry nope
07:00 <Bastardly_One> some days I wanna slap him
07:00 <johninja> haha you are always about giving chances eh
08:00 <Student> yap , i agree on that patience thing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Student> lol 
08:00 <johninja> i give like 2-3 then i am done for good
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am charitable
08:00 <Student> 2-3 and then rock and rolll
08:00 <Skirmish> What put sand in your flappy vagina today druidess? 
08:00 <shadsam> fuck up student u black wog
08:00 <druidess> not sure hey
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is pushing it though
08:00 <johninja> if we can get Student and shads to go at each other that could be fun
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I said calm his farm
08:00 <johninja> Student shads said your hair looks shit
08:00 <druidess> loofs ok
08:00 <Student> ha ha , highly unlikely 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> getting way too angry at present
09:00 <shadsam> cares
09:00 <Skirmish> ok for a baked brain addict.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> druidess, yeah but he'll send himself into an ep if he doesn't watch it
09:00 <druidess> prob getting shitty weed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's getting too frustrated
09:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe actually
09:00 <Student> i actually like chris for his music work and ascii work 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's "everything" though
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Student> i enjoy it 
09:00 <johninja> Student was the ONE person that liked piets wank video
09:00 <shadsam> youre retarted student
09:00 <druidess> i wouldnt blame him the wifes a mad bitch
10:00 <johninja> it was bizare
10:00 <druidess> lol
10:00 <druidess> student loves pieterrree
10:00 <johninja> yeah he was pretty brave i guess
10:00 <johninja> "I thought it was pretty good actually"
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I love when people call people retarded and can't spell the word
10:00 <druidess> dances around taunting student 
10:00 <Student> really? i love pieterrrrrrreeee now? :)
10:00 <johninja> wow
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking cunts!
10:00 <Student> call for the devil and......................
11:00 <druidess> speaking of tards
11:00 <Bastardly_One> look what you did!
11:00 <shadsam> STUDENT U BLACK FUCKIN INDIAN CUNT
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the three of you!
11:00 <johninja> i am ashamed
11:00 <Pieter> Cum
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate all three of you
11:00 <Bastardly_One> say sorry!
11:00 <druidess> pieter student loves u
11:00 <shadsam> CUM IN HER ASS
11:00 <Bastardly_One> beg for my forgiveness!
11:00 <johninja> it was bad man
11:00 <johninja> sorry
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, you're excused
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you're sincere
11:00 <Bastardly_One> now for sarah and Student
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
11:00 <johninja> meh i started it
11:00 <johninja> was my bad
12:00 <druidess> sorry pieter loves student 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
12:00 <Pieter> Don't lie you do
12:00 <Student> :)
12:00 <druidess> all jn fault
12:00 <johninja> always is
12:00 <johninja> :(
12:00 <Student> sarah and Student sound so good ;)
12:00 <johninja> ...lol
12:00 <druidess> go away
12:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
12:00 <shadsam> STUDENT U BLACK FUCKIN INDIAN CUNT
12:00 <johninja> smooth
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she's gonna hurt you now
12:00 <Skirmish> Sitting in a tree .... wondering how they fuck they got up there. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> bad
13:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as she wakes up
13:00 <Skirmish> Lose the caps Shadam ... they aren't making your attempts at insults any better. 
13:00 <shadsam> FUCK OFF STUDENT
13:00 <druidess> ...too far?
13:00 <shadsam> indian
13:00 <shadsam> stupid cunt
13:00 <Skirmish> Who made the Shads magazine cover? 
13:00 <johninja> Student and piet would make a good couple, neither would be able to understand what the other was talking about but that could only be a good thing
13:00 <shadsam> no1 cares skirmish
13:00 <Skirmish> I think that could become something for the whole channel to be done with. 
13:00 <druidess> for sure
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, I'm thinking one of two people but ... just to piss him off
14:00 <Student> what are you talking about johninja? pieter is all about "clairty"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> one more time ... http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
14:00 <Skirmish> lol
14:00 <druidess> im sure pieyer jumps the fence after a certain amount of method
14:00 <johninja> lol Student
14:00 <druidess> meth 
14:00 <Skirmish> Pieter looks like a muppet. 
14:00 <Student> i would all "clair" about Pieter, no problem there m8
14:00 <johninja> i love how he only said one thing
14:00 <shadsam> pieter would smash skirmish
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet, I've a question
14:00 <Bastardly_One> now shoosh people
14:00 <druidess> he looks like he has down syndrome
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet
14:00 <Student> lol @ Bastardly_One have a question 
15:00 <Skirmish> I see Shads driving around in a VB commodore with different coloured doors. 
15:00 <druidess> but so did mandy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if you claim not to be on the gear
15:00 <shadsam> lol
15:00 <johninja> i think he actually does Skirmish
15:00 <shadsam> hahahahaha
15:00 <Skirmish> Elbow on the window sill ... holding the VB can. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how come you're seeing a known junky doctor in camberwell?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> answer me that
15:00 <druidess> that pic looked like two downies at the park
15:00 <shadsam> i drive a black commodore fuckwit
15:00 <shadsam> clubsport
15:00 <druidess> i kept looking around for their carer
15:00 <johninja> oh there is a difference
15:00 <Skirmish> I want to read the tips on seducing women in Shads magazine! 
15:00 <druidess> then realised shes the one who took the pic
16:00 <Skirmish> There is a VB clubsport? 
16:00 <johninja> that was the part i found odd because he doesn't really seem to seduce women
16:00 <shadsam> your utes shit 4cyl
16:00 <shadsam> broekn home
16:00 <Skirmish> lol if you say so. 
16:00 <shadsam> fucked up kid
16:00 <gremlinz> why the hate
16:00 <gremlinz> so much hate
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you gremlinz
16:00 <johninja> ^
16:00 <gremlinz> haha
16:00 <druidess> gremlinZzzzzz
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking irc oppers
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do fucking shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> look at you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> waste of spae
17:00 <Bastardly_One> *space
17:00 <Bastardly_One> morning dickhead
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
17:00 <johninja> just eating up bandwith that could be better spent elsehwere
17:00 <druidess> grem wheres the weed at
17:00 <gremlinz> oh so tempting for a /kill
17:00 <Bastardly_One> as if
17:00 <gremlinz> i ate it all druidess
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you heart me
17:00 <gremlinz> noms
17:00 <Pieter> Wtf are you on about? 
17:00 <druidess> dont kill me im luvly
18:00 <Skirmish> Pieter should be an ircOp
18:00 <gremlinz> baked dem cookies
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, you were on the way to the junky dr the other day ... denial now?
18:00 <johninja> gets highlighted 3221321312 times "what are you on aboot?"
18:00 <druidess> wat a waste
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you were on the train ircing
18:00 <Student> Bastardly_One just stirred the shit , oh man
18:00 <gremlinz> na, my mate did
18:00 <Pieter> Was too much hassle
18:00 <gremlinz> i ate his cookies
18:00 <druidess> he sux
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... gremlinz knows what I'm like ... I think
18:00 <gremlinz> he and the misses wanted to have stoner sex
18:00 <Pieter> Youre an idiot
18:00 <Skirmish> Pieter going into rehab?
18:00 <druidess> tmi ok
19:00 <gremlinz> and that's the only way he could get her to eat it
19:00 <Pieter> You're both lame kids
19:00 <johninja> missed your chance for a 3some
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, nuh ... I got your routine ... doctor, then chemist ... like all good junkies
19:00 <druidess> stoner sex wtf
19:00 <gremlinz> STONER SEX
19:00 <gremlinz> orrite
19:00 <shadsam> Skirmish needs family councelling
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, but I don't believe you're off the gear at all
19:00 <Pieter> Get drugs out of your head 
19:00 <gremlinz> get with the programme
19:00 <druidess> stupid ok
19:00 <Skirmish> lol Shads gets 10/10 for persistence. 
19:00 <johninja> he is all about clarity now
19:00 <gremlinz> lol @ take it srsly
19:00 <gremlinz> bahahaha
19:00 <johninja> high on life
19:00 <druidess> worse drug for rooting
19:00 <shadsam> lol
19:00 <gremlinz> im making this shit up
20:00 <gremlinz> fookin hell
20:00 <gremlinz> haha
20:00 <Skirmish> Dr, them chemist for the methadone. 
20:00 <druidess> gimme weed then
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually gremz ... I've a question
20:00 <Skirmish> then*
20:00 <Pieter> Which druidess? /
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
20:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh for a sec
20:00 <druidess> weed
20:00 <gremlinz> wat cunt
20:00 <druidess> get on the meth or pingers
20:00 <Bastardly_One> gremlinz remember when Pollock went mental with the bots and people came to #asd?
20:00 <Pieter> I cant cum on h but i cum quickly on goey hee
20:00 <gremlinz> not rly but go on
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck else are they meant to go for help then if not that channel?
20:00 <shadsam> sif use h
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember you or someone else banning them
21:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was you actually
21:00 <johninja> #BombShelter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but obviously not
21:00 <gremlinz> hate the game, not the playa
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just saying if that's the channel for help on shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you ask for help and are banned
21:00 <gremlinz> its a services help channel
21:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that kind of fucked?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're services dick
21:00 <gremlinz> email my mum
21:00 <gremlinz> she cares
21:00 <Bastardly_One> unless ya forget
22:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One is causing trouble by saying factual stuff
22:00 <johninja> the ABC get in shit for it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I just made my point
22:00 <shadsam> glad weve all settled now
22:00 <gremlinz> email [email protected]
22:00 <Bastardly_One> why be oppers if you don't give a shit about the network period?
22:00 <johninja> its all about clinging to power man
22:00 <gremlinz> I WASNT A FUCKING IRCOP AT THE TIME
22:00 <Skirmish> It has perks? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <gremlinz> SO I DID NOT GIVE A SHIT
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty sure you did the banning
22:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One`s jnky mother is 104
22:00 <druidess> grem calm down chop up
22:00 <johninja> "hey baby i'm an opper on irc"
23:00 <johninja> gets all the chicks
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah calm ya farm
23:00 <Bastardly_One> did I hit a nerve? :P
23:00 <gremlinz> I DONT MAKE THE RULES
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oops
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I be good now
23:00 <gremlinz> na, i just like caplocks
23:00 <Skirmish> Naah John raging against the opers got me far more action that I ever thought possible. 
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be raged z-lined in a min
23:00 <Skirmish> FIGHT DE MAN! *makes fist*
24:00 <Bastardly_One> funniest zline I've ever got though was off BlackDevil
24:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One`s jnky mother is 104
24:00 <Student> and these people say i am odd :))) 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> then I log back on and he's asking me about it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like yeah some fucking opper cunt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's like yeah it was me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <johninja> haha
24:00 <johninja> classic BD move
25:00 <druidess> i rkn we should be ops
25:00 <shadsam> GET TO THAT NURSING HOME STONED Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he left me be though
25:00 <shadsam> YOUR MOTHERS DYING
25:00 <druidess> if dudz gets ops in bris...
25:00 <shadsam> ON THE WAY OUT
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was a pretty innocent kind of offense
25:00 <shadsam> LMFAO
25:00 <johninja> lol he will get ops
25:00 <Skirmish> Does your belly wobble like jelly when you rage on irc Shads? 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *offence
25:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking shads still trying?
26:00 <johninja> he just won't use them
26:00 <Bastardly_One> get over it and eat a burger or some shit
26:00 <johninja> everyone is so scared to ban anyone
26:00 <shadsam> WHERS UR FATHER Bastardly_One
26:00 <Skirmish> Get in your VB with the cardboard clubsport bodykit stickytaped on and drive down the pub for a VB. 
26:00 <johninja> you have to pretty much tell an op to go eat their fuckingn ass with a spoon when they tell you to calm down to get anywhere
26:00 <shadsam> THE PEDO
27:00 <shadsam> BACON N EGGS BRB
27:00 <Skirmish> druidess: You would be a terrible op. you would be banning based on your moods which are volatile at best. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gremlinz
27:00 <johninja> lol Skirmish
27:00 <gremlinz> wat now cunt
27:00 <johninja> so true
27:00 <Bastardly_One> kill shadsam will ya?
27:00 <johninja> i don't think people get druidess' humour though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> with the message die of a heart attack from breakfast
27:00 <Skirmish> He's killing himself ... with obesity. 
27:00 <johninja> she just has a go for jks
27:00 <johninja> i been caught out before
28:00 <gremlinz> neg
28:00 <johninja> "what is your fucking problem?"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Serenity got butt hurt recently by sarah
28:00 <Skirmish> Fuck druidess humour. She has none. 
28:00 <johninja> "i was joking.." "oh..."
28:00 <Bastardly_One> the "you've changed"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she took that to heart druidess
28:00 <johninja> i won't comment
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a serve over it for a day or so
28:00 <druidess> ....
28:00 <Skirmish> You said she was fat. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I did not
29:00 <johninja> you went a bit far bro
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not that
29:00 <johninja> like beyond a joke
29:00 <johninja> it was mean
29:00 <gremlinz> thats below the belt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> something else
29:00 <gremlinz> ALL OF IT
29:00 <Skirmish> No ... that's right. Apparently I said Druidess is fat. You said something else. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that wasn't taken bad
29:00 <Skirmish> I forget who said what. CBF'd keeping up. 
29:00 <johninja> you said when someone posted a link that you would like to see nikky dancing to it but if serenity did you would vomit
29:00 <johninja> something like that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this was about her supposedly becoming a bitch of late
30:00 <druidess> lmaoooooo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't taken seriously apparently john
30:00 <druidess> ahh comeon
30:00 <johninja> ...
30:00 <gremlinz> sounds about right
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she didn't notice
30:00 <Skirmish> I see druidess as a cutter. 
30:00 <gremlinz> lol
30:00 <druidess> i just say what u cunts wish u could
30:00 <Skirmish> She wears long sleeves in summer to hide her slash marks. 
30:00 <druidess> thats me track marks u dick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as well
31:00 <Bastardly_One> both
31:00 <Bastardly_One> emo junk bitch
31:00 <Skirmish> Alcoholic emo with slash marks that listens to East 17 whilst on irc. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *junky
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the east 17 is taking it too far
31:00 <druidess> everybody in the house of lurveeee
31:00 <Bastardly_One> come on now
31:00 <Skirmish> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hey john
32:00 <Skirmish> I heard it in coles yesterday. I forgot heaps of stuff in my eagerness to leave. 
32:00 <johninja> yo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've come to a conclusion
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we're fucking total bitches
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Student> lol
32:00 <druidess> defs
32:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet. Of course. 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to think what people might say when we're not here
32:00 <druidess> shuttup student
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the way we are
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we're always bitching
32:00 <johninja> oh i'm sure there is heaps of juicy stuff said about me
32:00 <Student> what ? you want a fuck ? :P
32:00 <Bastardly_One> at some stage
32:00 <johninja> i only see half of it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's true
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Pieter> Cant wait for this inxs series to start
33:00 <druidess> huh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually it's a two part movie
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not a series dickhead
33:00 <druidess> woooooo
33:00 <Pieter> I thought it was heath ledger playing michael
33:00 <johninja> ...
33:00 <Pieter> I was like wtfffff
33:00 <johninja> kinda works
33:00 <johninja> but yeh
33:00 <Skirmish> Get off the drugs muppet. 
33:00 <druidess> rose from the grave
33:00 <johninja> he would have been good
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy does have a ledger appearance
33:00 <Bastardly_One> true
34:00 <Bastardly_One> will be interesting to see if they include their career before famous
34:00 <johninja> i will do the richard clapton biopic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to be a punk art band
34:00 <druidess> same hair thats it
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> thanks
34:00 <johninja> i wasn't expecting that
34:00 <druidess> Ronald mcdonald could play him
34:00 <Bastardly_One> girls of the avenue
34:00 <johninja> so i'm not a short fat man
34:00 <johninja> win
34:00 <druidess> jn could play Richard clapto.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to play that song now
35:00 <shadsam> Im about clairty
35:00 <Skirmish> Did you make your $300k last week Shads? 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG74cOf5-EM
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Clapton - Girls On The Avenue (1975) (Mar 10, 2007) 3:01 - Category: Music - 171,085 views - 530 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
35:00 <shadsam> FIX YOUR KIDS BRAIN MATE
35:00 <Skirmish> Is that a no? 
36:00 <shadsam> FIX THE FAMILY
36:00 <druidess> stop it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you two bored him offline
36:00 <druidess> hands up
36:00 <Skirmish> You still haven't answered if Princesswarrior is your mother. You have her genes. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that quit was a hint
36:00 <shadsam> GET COUNCILING IMO
36:00 <Skirmish> You could probably fit into her jeans too. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you two are becoming boring
36:00 <Student> i hate when you try to reach conclusions so early Bastardly_One, try to work on that ;)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just pretend to ignore him Skirmish
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it works
36:00 <druidess> shutup skirmish ur a miserable bastard
37:00 <johninja> he is in attack mode
37:00 <Bastardly_One> shads came in here woman
37:00 <Skirmish> Eat minge. 
37:00 <johninja> not much will stop
37:00 <Bastardly_One> starting on everyone
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so before you defend him ... get the story right *spanks*
37:00 <druidess> hes a dickhead i keep trying to warn u
37:00 <Skirmish> You're not the boss of me druidess. Keep your advice for someone else.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be on bad drugs
37:00 <potato> the_fixer
38:00 <druidess> im the boss of u all
38:00 <Bastardly_One> potato, I think it's time for uncle ... he seems awake
38:00 <johninja> druidess bought asutent off rogery for 5k
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL sif  she has 5k. 
38:00 <potato> you're right
38:00 <potato> ÃĴ idle     ì 6m 26s (signon: 02/02/14 07:10:05)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what a rip
38:00 <potato> 6 minutes idle mate
38:00 <Skirmish> Does she even have a job?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> 5k?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she got ripped off bad
38:00 <druidess> ur right but he sold it to me for a stick
38:00 <potato> he's probably just talking to himself in cookie
38:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 cents it's worth
39:00 <Bastardly_One> potato, nuh he was here a sec ago
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... watch this
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Pieter
39:00 <druidess> so u cunts be nice... plus gimme all ur weed
39:00 <johninja> it was on ebay "used internet server, mostly filled with mentally ill and trolls, as is where is 5k ono"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> FREE METH HERE!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll get his attention
40:00 <shadsam> NIKKYS A HUGE FAT SLUT
40:00 <Student> yah free meth my ass lol 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> beg ya pardon Wayne?
40:00 <druidess> shads get fucked i love nikky
40:00 <Skirmish> Did nikky reject Shads? 
40:00 <shadsam> SHES WRONG
40:00 <Bastardly_One> must of
40:00 <potato> um
40:00 <johninja> 1. she isn't here 2. you can't call ANYONE fat 3. that video isn't her
40:00 <potato> do you know what shads looks like
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she's one of the best people on here
40:00 <Skirmish> Shads caught teh obesity. 
40:00 <shadsam> YES IT IS IMO
40:00 <potato> (it's not pretty)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently hilarous in real life
41:00 <shadsam> SHES 45 STONE
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that met her 2 or so weeks ago
41:00 <shadsam> UGLY FACE
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and had a great day with her
41:00 <shadsam> FUGLY DAWG
41:00 <Skirmish> potato ... have you seen the cover of Shads magazine? 
41:00 <Skirmish> We can show you if you like. 
41:00 <potato> probably
41:00 <shadsam> LOL
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
41:00 <potato> if it has his "mates" standing next to him
41:00 <potato> hahaha yeah that was it
41:00 <Student> no offense , why is she still single ? any one would be happy to make her their wife
41:00 <shadsam> Skirmish fix your retarted child please dont abuse hes menatlly ill
41:00 <johninja> he will be in hysterics 
41:00 <Skirmish> It looks like a male version of Princesswarrior! 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> PW has a good heart though
42:00 <johninja> why attack peoples kids for man?
42:00 <shadsam> mongaloid son
42:00 <johninja> thats just weak
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a bit of a country bloke though
42:00 <shadsam> no parents
42:00 <druidess> lol rude
42:00 <shadsam> feed him lollies
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a big heart though
42:00 <potato> that looks like something xm would make
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> She tells everyone on irc when she does outside to piss in the garden because the toilet is too far away. She's a gross bogan woman who had sex with a bunyip and Shads was born. 
42:00 <Student> country people have big heart, look at johninja, he is all bearing me :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tipping simba
42:00 <gremlinz> posting personals is a perma zline
42:00 <johninja> i wouldn't cast suspicion apon xm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he showed it to me soona s I got on
43:00 <gremlinz> protip
43:00 <potato> it's not personal information
43:00 <potato> just looks like some fat middle aged bogan
43:00 <druidess> yea grem stop it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not personal info
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that personal?
43:00 <johninja> i was wondering if that would happen lol
43:00 <Skirmish> Excessive posted it first then if you want to nip it at the source Gremz. 
43:00 <shadsam> wait ntill u see Bastardly_One
43:00 <druidess> 10 rupees
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a troll ... but not personal
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not got his address
44:00 <gremlinz> lol, listen to u
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or email or any contact or a web address or anything
44:00 <gremlinz> protroll
44:00 <potato> cumlinz
44:00 <Skirmish> I actually think that Shads loves the attention. 
44:00 <gremlinz> owned cunt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> come on!~
44:00 <johninja> yeah i am going to haver to go with gremlinz here
44:00 <johninja> its a bit shit
44:00 <johninja> sure funny as fuck
44:00 <Bastardly_One> let's do this without powers grem!
44:00 <Skirmish> lol you ass licker John. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have ya cunt! :D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <druidess> totes
44:00 <johninja> ohh fuck off i told his to fuckoff just before
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until it's done to any of you
44:00 <gremlinz> PWNED
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't enjoy it
44:00 <Skirmish> At least ask Gremz if he minds before you ram your dick up his ass JJ. 
44:00 <johninja> dude..
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock did it to me with fake info
45:00 <Bastardly_One> for weeks
45:00 <johninja> i said to Bastardly_One that i thought it was shit too did i not?
45:00 <druidess> stop sucking up grems ass he doesnt even have any weed
45:00 <gremlinz> ill ram my dick up ur ass Skirmish
45:00 <gremlinz> and ull fucken like it
45:00 <Skirmish> I'm skeptical. 
45:00 <johninja> if everyone starts doing that then it won't be long until it goes a step further
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep john
45:00 <druidess> can i watch
45:00 <johninja> and a step further
45:00 <Student> why the hell this weed is dictating how we all are going to function?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> we both kind of stuck up for shads
45:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
45:00 <Bastardly_One> at the time
46:00 <johninja> just share it in PM or something
46:00 <Bastardly_One> until he decided to bring his fuckheadness to the table
46:00 <shadsam>  Lips Like Sugar_Echo & The Bunnymen.mp3
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this morning
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwittery
46:00 <johninja> yeah true
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the invented word I was looking for
46:00 <druidess> i like shads way better than skirmish 
46:00 <johninja> he has been acting like a complete tard
46:00 <Bastardly_One> until he brang his fuckwittery to the table
46:00 <johninja> just because he couldn't talk like a normal
46:00 <Student> :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> came in here trolling badly from the get go
46:00 <Skirmish> I like shads way more than druidess. I like Mandyjane way more than druidess. 
46:00 <druidess> echo n bunnies .. i wanna be there when u come
47:00 <johninja> wow
47:00 <druidess> u hate mandy lol
47:00 <Skirmish> I know. 
47:00 <johninja> did druidess fuck your dad or something?
47:00 <druidess> erm
47:00 <shadsam> mandys got shit stained undies
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... is mandy totally into herself or is that sarcasm?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> only seen her a few times
47:00 <druidess> jn..
47:00 <johninja> less said about that maggott the better imo
48:00 <druidess> shes a feral bogan
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> got it
48:00 <druidess> jn can testify
48:00 <Student> did mandy fuck your dad or something? 
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> MJ is a habitual liar who when caught would imply she has a split personality. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no pm explaining sarah
48:00 <johninja> what am i testifying?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the gist :P
48:00 <Skirmish> If that gives you a background on her. 
48:00 <druidess> i didnt pm u
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's covers it Skirmish
48:00 <johninja> about what?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you did the other day sarah
48:00 <Bastardly_One> about L :P
48:00 <shadsam> argue till doomsday u fuckouts.
48:00 <johninja> i'm fucking confused
49:00 <Bastardly_One> dont worry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> being a bitch to sarah
49:00 <Skirmish> Shads is already 2/4 of his way through his first carton of VB of the day. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over it again now
49:00 <druidess> i cant remember
49:00 <Student> stop calling her name again and again , i am getting hard with that :P
49:00 <druidess> shutupu bastard
49:00 <johninja> 1/2
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> druidess ... think :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> shads thinks she's hacking him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and part of Element's crew
49:00 <druidess> who
49:00 <johninja> oohhh
49:00 <druidess> me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> L
49:00 <shadsam> ive only had 14 longies
49:00 <johninja> yeah we weren't supposed to talk about that
49:00 <Skirmish> Druidess fucked someone's dad? 
49:00 <druidess> i forget
50:00 <johninja> but druidess is actually pollock
50:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
50:00 <johninja> i hated having to hold that secret
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pm her john
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell her the name
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> four letters
50:00 <druidess> shhhhh 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> never in here really
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lives in your city
50:00 <druidess> bastard u little bitchface
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <johninja> i been up all night man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ok ... I be good
51:00 <johninja> i have no time for these riddles
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she finally does
51:00 <Bastardly_One> all that matters
51:00 <Skirmish> Druidess fucked Picard? 
51:00 <johninja> are you talking about my ex?
51:00 <druidess> keep fishing all u will find is boots skirmish 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was only meant in humour not to pm me with background anyway
51:00 <johninja> i really have no idea
51:00 <druidess> no
51:00 <druidess> hes a dick 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> druidess, I reckon huh?
52:00 <potato> pieter fucked longie?
52:00 <Skirmish> It's someone that druidess has boofed. 
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> ohhh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not
52:00 <johninja> yeh
52:00 <johninja> that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a woman
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so there
52:00 <druidess> no its not dickhead
52:00 <potato> hello i am mrdanger. i will stand by the mailbox and kick out women because i do not like women.
52:00 <druidess> i remember now rofl
52:00 <Skirmish> It's a woman druidess boofed? 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> YAY!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she finally remembers
52:00 <druidess> its all true
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said it wasn't
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just didn't need to hear mandy's version
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <druidess> whats ur point
53:00 <shadsam> duke ya poof
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the gist
53:00 <johninja> lol has mandy been talking shit about druidess?
53:00 <Duke_36> :P
53:00 <Bastardly_One> see? humour that was fucked to begin with
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh nuh nuh
53:00 <druidess> nah not recently
53:00 <johninja> ah
53:00 <Skirmish> mandyjane fucked Druidess? 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she could be so lucky
53:00 <Bastardly_One> mandy I mean
53:00 <Student> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> Nice save. 
53:00 <Skirmish> You had me in mid sentence. 
54:00 <druidess> id cut my girl parts off if i had
54:00 <Skirmish> Scissor me timbers! 
54:00 <Student> you people are so skill full, must direct drama or movies with your astonishing skills
54:00 <johninja> whats that wierd junkie skin disease she had that caused her finger to explode?
54:00 <johninja> fuck man
54:00 <druidess> mrsa
54:00 <johninja> that freaked me out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I really wanted to leave more space between those two posts for humour
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but knew someone would type
54:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
54:00 <potato> gangrene
54:00 <Student> or may be "detaching" rather than cutting 
54:00 <Skirmish> It's a bacterial thing. MRSA
54:00 <potato> she rubbed her finger on pieter's foot
55:00 <druidess> she will have to get it amputated
55:00 <Skirmish> She reckons it sprung up overnight. She's wrong. She's a filthy human being and got infected. 
55:00 <potato> fingered the filthy rotten hole
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost track
55:00 <potato> spraying pus and blood all over the place
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <potato> mate
55:00 <druidess> rofl potato
55:00 <potato> i don't even know who we're talking about
55:00 <Skirmish> Druidess: Only if it comes back ... then she will to prevent it spreading. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol potato
55:00 <johninja> you do more than you think
56:00 <potato> i'm guessing mandy jane the filthy rotten minge who drives drunk and has gotten two people killed (most likely)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> potato, you're sassy's mate yeah?
56:00 <johninja> lololol
56:00 <druidess> will she have mrsa forever
56:00 <Skirmish> Not sure about killed ... the rest sounds accurate. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sounds it potato
56:00 <johninja> i think it is permanant
56:00 <druidess> gross
56:00 <Skirmish> druidess: No. You die if they don't kill it. But once you've had it there is a chance it will return. She has to be extra careful. 
57:00 <potato> she's a disgusting filthbox who i had confused with the other mandy before her, which is funny because she makes the previous mandy (who was also filth) look much better just by comparison
57:00 <druidess> i thought it was antibiotic resistant 
57:00 <johninja> pieter got confused too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not hard though
57:00 <druidess> pieter has mrsa
58:00 <johninja> i liked the whole "it's an ingrown hair" story
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd get confused opening his front door I reckon
58:00 <potato> is mrsa some junkie disease?
58:00 <Skirmish> It is resistent. Not immune though.
58:00 <druidess> 27 valiums
58:00 <johninja> apparently its pretty common in those kind of wretched environs
58:00 <druidess> ohhh i see
58:00 <Skirmish> It may very well have been an ingrown hair, then it became a sore, then it got infected, and then because of her bad hygiene it mutated into MRSA./ 
59:00 <druidess> yuk 
59:00 <johninja> but who gets ingrown hairs on your finger there?
59:00 <Skirmish> She said it happened in 2 days ... it takes a week or more to go that bad. 
59:00 <johninja> i don't even have any hair beyond the second knuckle
59:00 <Skirmish> Hairy knuckled gorrillas? 
59:00 <druidess> how do u know
59:00 <druidess> did she show u a pic
59:00 <johninja> yeah
00:00 <johninja> i probs still have it
00:00 <druidess> srs
00:00 <johninja> she was flashing pics around everywhere for attention
00:00 <druidess> ew
00:00 <bored_biATCHHH> bo0ooo
00:00 <druidess> lol wat a weirdo
00:00 <bored_biATCHHH> ??
00:00 <johninja> yes we are talking baout you
00:00 <shadsam> bored_biATCHHH how about suckin the shitsained abbos undies...xd
00:00 <Student> lol 
00:00 <druidess> for sure
01:00 <bored_biATCHHH> lmaooo.. fuk u!!
01:00 <bored_biATCHHH> assholes
01:00 <shadsam> lol
01:00 <druidess> out u go
01:00 <Skirmish> She was slapping pics of it everywhere. 
01:00 <bored_biATCHHH> yee yeee.. watevaaaaa
01:00 <druidess> mrsa infested whore
01:00 <Skirmish> Pics of her sitting in a chair in her undies muffining out around them. 
01:00 <druidess> wat 
01:00 <druidess> yuk
02:00 <Student> again, what is the size of the underwear Skirmish?
02:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. 
02:00 <bored_biATCHHH> lmaooo
02:00 <bored_biATCHHH> u wish!!
02:00 <potato> what is it with junkies showing pictures of their bile and maggot-infested wounds and deeds, like pieter showing everything the black snake-like shit he took and mandy showing off her diseases
02:00 <Skirmish> I would speculate they were very large. 
02:00 <druidess> i remember her pics before she was a fat ass
02:00 <Skirmish> Considering she had thighs the size of tree trunks I would think they may even have been custom made. 
02:00 <Student> i am guessing that too , large ones
02:00 <druidess> she only ever showed me those
03:00 <Student> how can one be sure if that is really her pictures?
03:00 <druidess> i dunno where her thighs or legs ended or began
03:00 <Skirmish> The pic of her doing some weird reach around pose with a case of VB and rubbish all over the floor was my all time fav. 
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <johninja> that was a good one
03:00 <druidess> rofl u showed me that one
03:00 <druidess> hilarity
03:00 <Skirmish> What a fucking mong. 
04:00 <druidess> empty smoke pkts
04:00 <druidess> cans of vb
04:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds charming
04:00 <druidess> cans!!!
04:00 <Skirmish> Admits to smoking weed in the car with her kids and then wonders why people are so pissed with her. 
04:00 <druidess> that was her first fatal mistake
04:00 <Skirmish> kid*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> unreal
05:00 <druidess> crashes her car into sum garage nowhere near the rd
05:00 <Skirmish> Yeah she admitted to getting her kid high ... and when public opinion didn't go the way she planned she started trying to deny it. 
05:00 <druidess> rofl
05:00 <Skirmish> I think she honestly thought people would think she was cool for doing it. 
05:00 <druidess> screw loose
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
05:00 <Moke> you should pump this shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you should die
06:00 <Bastardly_One> aggressive little head case
06:00 <Moke> orly?
06:00 <druidess> hi moke
06:00 <Skirmish> Then thinking John would just forgive and forget everything she's made up about him she confesses to doing it in PM to him .... copied and pasted to the network. 
06:00 <Moke> awww
06:00 <Moke> hi druid
06:00 <Skirmish> Moke must have finished beating his wife for the morning and now graces us with his presence. 
07:00 <druidess> huh
07:00 <Pieter> Who is this potato fool?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ya dad
07:00 <Skirmish> I like him more than you Pieter. 
07:00 <druidess> i roasted potato 
08:00 <Skirmish> He says better things. 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well actually he's your uncle
08:00 <potato> pieter's filth
08:00 <Skirmish> I like him even more now. 
08:00 <druidess> potatos rule
08:00 <Student> you classify pus and blood as filth? :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, on a random note
09:00 <druidess> tina turner - private dancer
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a scar itch for the first time in years
09:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
09:00 <Skirmish> I need to wee. Hey druidess throw me a pic of your tits and I will see if they're fap worthy whilst I am in there. 
09:00 <druidess> huh
09:00 <druidess> this is weirder ok
10:00 <Student> need a pic to wee? wow
10:00 <druidess> i was talking to my friend bout this guy who just disappeared
10:00 <Skirmish> How could you come to that conclusion. 
10:00 <druidess> i havent talked to themfor about a yr
10:00 <druidess> next day they msg me out the blue
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good or bad though?
11:00 <Skirmish> He probably got a gf and is now back in contact for a booty call. 
11:00 <druidess> dunno tbh
11:00 <johninja> Skirmish knows how it works
11:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who I saw this time yesterday
11:00 <Skirmish> Indeed I do. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of out of the blue
11:00 <Bastardly_One> DrGore
12:00 <Student> Skirmish knows the type, Skirmish is one from that type ;)
12:00 <johninja> lol he trys to troll but he is so shit at it
12:00 <johninja> "hey johninja, hows the farm?"
12:00 <johninja> geezus
12:00 <Skirmish> I have contacted past booty calls out of the blue once becoming single again. Who doesn't? 
12:00 <Skirmish> You touch base, establish your chances, work from there. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> druidess, no shit? re: pm
13:00 <Skirmish> If you know you've secured booty call ... you tell your ex to fuck right off because you don't need her to booty call until better options come along.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> small world
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <druidess> ur a fkn tripper
14:00 <Bastardly_One> twilight zone theme goes here
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
15:00 <Bastardly_One> normal programming resumes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> enough of that cryptic convo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> speak
16:00 <Bastardly_One> someone
16:00 <Student> can't speak, can just type 
16:00 <Skirmish> Just having my morning tea. Hmmmm Lamingtons. 
16:00 <johninja> yeh just got some kind of chicken stiryfry
16:00 <johninja> hopefully it doesn't kill me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I want food
16:00 <johninja> been in the fridge for a couple of days
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but effort
16:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
17:00 <Skirmish> Just about to go for a walk and see the others. Make sure they are awake. 
17:00 <Student> too early to awake for a sunday 
17:00 <Skirmish> Not many jets in the hanger at the moment. Looks weird. 
17:00 <johninja> wonder where they go too?
17:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <johninja> steal some classified shit while you are there
17:00 <Skirmish> Across the runnway to the RAAF base to be flown most likely. 
18:00 <johninja> you could be the next chelsea manning
18:00 <Skirmish> The planes are nearly 40 years old. I am sure there's nothing left to steal.
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> routinne maintenence logs
18:00 <johninja> mmm juicy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> i went to make toast
19:00 <Student> i would not mind the scrap 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we're out of butter
19:00 <johninja> make the toast
19:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for telling me cunt
19:00 <johninja> do it
19:00 <johninja> oh
19:00 <potato> where did pieter go?  i want him to take more pictures of his rotting body parts
19:00 <Skirmish> Be careful what you wish for. 
20:00 <johninja> i wonder if piet is on krokodyl yet
20:00 <Skirmish> Didn't Pieter boof druidess? 
20:00 <Student> he might post another of his wank videos in here
20:00 <johninja> i hear it is really good and harmless
20:00 <druidess> skirmish ive boofed most of irc
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I say Pieter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the channel wants you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not paying attention then
21:00 <Student> Bastardly_One , i say Bastardly_One, your stomach wants food 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> where's Loof?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> we need to call crime stoppers to get Pieter's attention
22:00 <Student> long gone
22:00 <druidess> its boring without the trolls
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is a bit slow
22:00 <johninja> yeh
22:00 <johninja> we need to choose the weakest link and abuse them
22:00 <johninja> kgo
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> time for Student to log out
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh snap!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
23:00 <Bastardly_One> see you're getting Student this morning
24:00 <johninja> oh he is ok sometimes
24:00 <Pieter> https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/9844_10152180892668259_2019506795_n.jpg
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't find him that hard to get
24:00 <johninja> i was a little owrried about hurting his feelings TOO much
24:00 <Pieter> Now that is sex! 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> his humour just can fail in translation
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> ignores everything, posts a pic
24:00 <druidess> lol
24:00 <druidess> boob pic
25:00 <Bastardly_One> look at that sam newman lookalike junky
25:00 <druidess> hey look over there boobs
25:00 <Student> the pic posted by Pieter, Title "Meth Strenght"
25:00 <Pieter> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/1412487_10152197365268259_1111899341_o.jpg
25:00 <Student> *strength
25:00 <druidess> clarity on meth
25:00 <potato> is it a pic of his shit?
25:00 <Pieter> 80"/
25:00 <druidess> gtfo u ugly fox
25:00 <johninja> lol look at the reflection
25:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen television
26:00 <potato> pieter did you upload your turd pictures to facebook for your friends to see?
26:00 <Pieter> Yeh
26:00 <druidess> y did u
26:00 <druidess> i think we should attack less ask more qns
27:00 <johninja> that house looks in pretty good nick
27:00 <johninja> guess you did just move in 2 weeks ago
27:00 <Pieter> Angry people attack
27:00 <johninja> give it time johninja
27:00 <druidess> y did u post a turd to peeps on fb
27:00 <johninja> it was a compliment
27:00 <johninja> sheesh
27:00 <druidess> wtf did u fuck mandy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, is that the share house?
27:00 <Pieter> Get angrier when they get no response
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
27:00 <johninja> he is actually quite right
27:00 <Bastardly_One> answer me my junky sycophant
28:00 <johninja> the only more effective method is to go along with it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is that your new share house?
28:00 <druidess> lol b1
28:00 <Skirmish> Is that his room in rehab? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> simple yes or no will be fine
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if so you did alright IMO
28:00 <Student> is that a real room or some photoshop work?
29:00 <Skirmish> It's his room in rehab. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Should be the new channel topic. "Pieter is in rehab".
29:00 <Student> new? he was always in the rehab, nothing new about it 
29:00 <druidess> skirmish needs to go to fat camp
30:00 <Skirmish> They wouldn't take me. 
30:00 <druidess> lol
30:00 <Skirmish> Shads at all their food. 
30:00 <Student> a fat camp , where all the fat ladies camp out? 
30:00 <druidess> y u wanna come student 
30:00 <johninja> lol druidess attacking Skirmish now
30:00 <johninja> this is great
30:00 <Bastardly_One> a fat camp where all the lesbians hang out would be confest yeah?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hippy feral dykes
30:00 <Skirmish> Druidess thinks she gets to me. It's not true. I'd still boof her. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who wouldn't?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ...
31:00 <druidess> plenty
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *puts my glasses back on*
31:00 <Skirmish> I'd use her uterus as the temporary deposit of my ejaculatory material.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't
31:00 <druidess> oh gross
31:00 <Skirmish> for the*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> my shit is potent
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd cum on her face
31:00 <johninja> thats what butts are for
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
31:00 <druidess> thats what they all say
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but she might not be into anal
32:00 <Bastardly_One> are ya or not sarah?
32:00 <druidess> lol:(
32:00 <Bastardly_One> if so ... win win
32:00 <Bastardly_One> boooooooo!
32:00 <Skirmish> Yes sarah ... tell all the irc guys with their doodles in their hands what they want to know.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no fun
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a shit troller Skirmish
33:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever said that is right
33:00 <johninja> i think it was socrates
33:00 <Skirmish> I don't troll. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> points for effort though
33:00 <Skirmish> I make observations.
33:00 <druidess> like sands in an hourglass
33:00 <druidess> oh no
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
33:00 <johninja> ooh fresh meat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <druidess> here we go...
33:00 <Student> must be very hard to type just using single hand while doodle in your other hand
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> watch
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hi chris
34:00 <Skirmish> Those observations elicit  wide and varied emotional response.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I said
34:00 <eon> shudda up
34:00 <druidess> hey if i can fap and irc at same time..
34:00 <Bastardly_One> HI CHRIS
34:00 <johninja> wow
34:00 <johninja> WATCH
34:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya
34:00 <druidess> i mean hi hows it goin
34:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I say his name
34:00 <Bastardly_One> now everyone have a turn
34:00 <druidess> Chris
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hi chris!
34:00 <eon> only druidess can use my name
35:00 <johninja> why don't you just marry him then if you love him so much
35:00 <Skirmish> Chris. Pieter is in rehab ... you should join him. Maybe you can share a room.
35:00 <druidess> Chris u pissed or fried
35:00 <Bastardly_One> awww, why is that chris?
35:00 <druidess> yeah y
35:00 <eon> i just woke up so neither
35:00 <druidess> y Chris y
35:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
35:00 <eon> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I did say I wasn't gonna trigger him
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but
35:00 <Bastardly_One> john made a point
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... :D
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hey chris
36:00 <Bastardly_One> how come I can't use your name chris?
36:00 <druidess> tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
36:00 <`Chris> it's fine
36:00 <`Chris> use my name as much as you want
36:00 <`Chris> i really don't care
36:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna ask ya
36:00 <eon> only druidess can cause she is hot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you could kick a door frame
37:00 <Bastardly_One> while
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> having a double bong
37:00 <johninja> i could try
37:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
37:00 <johninja> i prefer side kicks though
37:00 <chris-johns> yes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> put a vid up
37:00 <chris-johns> ok
37:00 <Student> link?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps taking them down
38:00 <Bastardly_One> chris you cunt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> do us a vid
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like now
38:00 <druidess> its private
38:00 <eon> nah 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
38:00 <eon> i will be right
38:00 <Student> only druidess can see the vid???
38:00 <druidess> i feel like pasta with pesto
38:00 <johninja> hmm
38:00 <druidess> lots of parmasan
38:00 <johninja> how did you go with the herbs?
38:00 <druidess> good bloody yun
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know ... I have 2 min noodles I forgot about
38:00 <johninja> nice
38:00 <druidess> yum
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno ... food might wake me up
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if that's a good idea for a total complete all nighter
39:00 <johninja> Molly Schuyler Eats 363 Chicken Wings In 30 Minutes
39:00 <druidess> amazing wat u can do with shitall food in hpuse
39:00 <johninja> Mother of four flies into the record books at Wing Bowl 22
39:00 <Bastardly_One> like napping at some stage might be an idea
39:00 <johninja> yeh i'm about one more cig off
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but 2 min noodles can be used as a base for heaps of things
40:00 <Bastardly_One> is where I was getting at
40:00 <druidess> i can only eat three chicken wings
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <johninja> i bought one of those 9 buckets for the fuck of it
40:00 <druidess> i didnt even have noodles
40:00 <johninja> ended up eating 4 and was full
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
40:00 <johninja> so gave the rest to some homeless
40:00 <Student> seem impossible to eat 363 wings in 30 minutes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see me going for a walk when it's quiet enough soon
40:00 <druidess> ok i lie i did but thwy werent migoreng
40:00 <Bastardly_One> food ... I want junk food now
40:00 <druidess> hows ur meth head roomie
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hate you all
41:00 <Bastardly_One> weekend withdrawals
41:00 <eon> i hate chicken
41:00 <druidess> i want roast pork
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I find that a bit depressing
41:00 <eon> roast pork is nice
41:00 <druidess> on a sanga with gravy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel obligated to be quiet
41:00 <druidess> and cheese
41:00 <druidess> needs cheese
41:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what I want now
41:00 <johninja> lol cheese on pork?
41:00 <druidess> me
41:00 <Student> or may be you are having your food and that is why you will be quiet?
41:00 <johninja> you cray
42:00 <druidess> its awesome john
42:00 <Bastardly_One> besides you for dessert
42:00 <johninja> cheese and bacon work
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but I want a meatball subway now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting
42:00 <Bastardly_One> would be open by now too
42:00 <druidess> ill make u eat one when ur here next
42:00 <johninja> deal
42:00 <johninja> half a one
42:00 <druidess> ok
42:00 <druidess> ill eat one n a half
42:00 <druidess> ;)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
42:00 <johninja> nice
43:00 <johninja> what if i like it though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a good egg and bacon roll
43:00 <johninja> tough luck
43:00 <Bastardly_One> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
43:00 <johninja> :/
43:00 <druidess> um
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I am defo going for a walk when it's quiet
43:00 <druidess> ill buy three
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I want an egg and bacon roll now
43:00 <johninja> i mentioned bacon just for you b1 
43:00 <druidess> ew egg
43:00 <Student> you are shifty 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> better not of gotten too hot outside
44:00 <johninja> hmm
44:00 <johninja> yeh it will be
44:00 <druidess> chips n gravy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... must be a country thing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> chips n gravy maybe
44:00 <druidess> or
44:00 <johninja> it was meant to drop below 30 today but its been delayed for you guys
44:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a cheap place that does that nice near enough
44:00 <druidess> chips on sanga with sauce
44:00 <johninja> still near 40
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hitting fourty up here
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seems worse than I remember it in Melbourne
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why but it does
45:00 <druidess> it better be not hot
45:00 <johninja> brissie probs bit different 
45:00 <johninja> 2 cyclones in a week lol
45:00 <druidess> whats twmp in bris 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> qld heat is not too bad to me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the heat
45:00 <johninja> i'll have a look
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but never noticed it when living on the gold coast
45:00 <johninja> a balmy 39 here
45:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different heat to me
45:00 <druidess> eww
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but 39 isn't that horrid up there
46:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO anyway
46:00 <druidess> is so
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the dry heat sucks more arse
46:00 <johninja> going to be 29 in brissie all week 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
46:00 <druidess> humid n shit
46:00 <shadsam> .
46:00 <johninja> they reckon
46:00 <johninja> with showers
46:00 <Student> humidity might be an issue in that 
46:00 <johninja> all week
46:00 <druidess> thats ok
46:00 <shadsam> ..
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess down se qld though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we got more rain
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
47:00 <shadsam> o,o
47:00 <druidess> shads cook me roast pork pls
47:00 <johninja> brissie can still get a bit humid but its tame compared to up north
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be why I handled it
47:00 <johninja> quite a dry heat here
47:00 <shadsam> sure
47:00 <johninja> which is better
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah dry heat ... ya reckon?
47:00 <johninja> yeah desert country
47:00 <shadsam> would u like fleas and roaches with that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's worse
47:00 <druidess> better
47:00 <johninja> i hate humidity man
47:00 <johninja> pwns me
47:00 <shadsam> lol
47:00 <druidess> humid ur sweaty allday
47:00 <druidess> feel shit
47:00 <druidess> no energy
47:00 <johninja> yeh you can't escape it
48:00 <johninja> at least aircons work in the dry heat
48:00 <druidess> cant sleep get shitty
48:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely though my lungs don't mind humidity
48:00 <Bastardly_One> which you think they'd despise
48:00 <druidess> makes me spew
48:00 <shadsam> Skirmish: 24 gay tranny
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah too much of anything is fucked
48:00 <druidess> or it coulda been the carton of beer i drank night b4
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heat wise I mean
48:00 <johninja> is druidess shads?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
49:00 <shadsam> oolol
49:00 <druidess> am i??
49:00 <johninja> :p
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the carton of beer line
49:00 <johninja> yeh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> geez woman
49:00 <johninja> that was it
49:00 <druidess> frown face at jn
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we have to spell out everything? :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *do we
49:00 <johninja> pretend not to notice face @ druidess
49:00 <druidess> i like beer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a carton as in a slab?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or what?
50:00 <druidess> yes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you qlders term things weird
50:00 <johninja> ...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, drunken bitch
50:00 <johninja> how is that weird lol
50:00 <johninja> its a carton
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that isn't
50:00 <johninja> it comes in a carton
50:00 <druidess> wtf is a slab
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can ... so thought it might be something else :P
50:00 <druidess> sounds like cement
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a slab is a slab
50:00 <druidess> u fkn slab
50:00 <Bastardly_One> basically an uncartoned carton
51:00 <druidess> we are classy cunts up here
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wrapped in the plastic of six packs
51:00 <druidess> comes in a cardboard box
51:00 <johninja> oh you buy stubbies
51:00 <johninja> good call
51:00 <johninja> i get cans because they don't go off as quick
51:00 <johninja> shit beer though
52:00 <johninja> this pommie chick man
52:00 <johninja> she barely wants to talk to me when she is in aus
52:00 <johninja> and now she back in england she trying to talk to me
52:00 <johninja> ...why
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and when she's at home
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a "friend" like that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> regularly visits aust
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder the same thing
53:00 <johninja> lol yeh
53:00 <johninja> ass about face
54:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
54:00 <johninja> fucking knocks on my door at 2am drunk as fuck with her hot mate and this seedy dude with dreadlocks trying to pick her up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how desperate is this kid for publicity now days
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2014/02/02/09/39/justin-bieber-caught-licking-stripper-s-nipple
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the title says it all
54:00 <johninja> yeah i dunno if thats his fault man
54:00 <johninja> its the shit media
55:00 <johninja> they have nothing better to run with than a 19 year old licking a strippers nipple
55:00 <Skirmish> He is using the same PR team as Cyrus. They've both been told the only way to shake off their wholesome teen images is to go out and be bad. Terrible advice. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a manager
55:00 <Bastardly_One> these things can be stopped
55:00 <johninja> hmm
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I don't think it's all the media
55:00 <johninja> its probably a good thing for teens
56:00 <johninja> "yeah mum sure i crashed the car but it's not like i'm bieber"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean for the most part
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's innocent shit
56:00 <johninja> yeh dumb shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like the car shit and the house egging
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just a kid with money letting off steam
56:00 <johninja> and the forgetting to go to a police interview and being arrested
56:00 <Skirmish> I hope they throw him in prison. So fucking funny. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but lately ... it's publicity it seems
57:00 <johninja> hard to say
57:00 <johninja> yeh
57:00 <johninja> i dunno if he is doing enough to stop it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he meant to be done for DUI though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
57:00 <johninja> just buy a fucking island somehwere
57:00 <johninja> its not like he can't escape the medai
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the DUI was definitely a fuck up
57:00 <Skirmish> Populate it with hot sluts and go nuts. 
57:00 <johninja> why wouldn't you man
57:00 <johninja> you could have your own fucking country
58:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa ... we had to mention heat didn't we?
58:00 <Skirmish> Druidess would live on my island. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got a blast of it through the fucking window
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> 8 hours to go. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I think on the whole
59:00 <johninja> woah
59:00 <johninja> 12 hour shif?
59:00 <Skirmish> 2 hours until the lovely mrs brings me lunch.  Yeah always 12 hours. 
59:00 <johninja> how long take to get to work?
59:00 <Skirmish> 10mins. 
59:00 <johninja> ahh thats not too bad then
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not bad then
59:00 <johninja> hour each way would be 14
59:00 <druidess> welcome to the island
59:00 <johninja> thats fucked
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that snoops guy does that
00:00 <druidess> lol that movie was fucked lol
00:00 <johninja> haha the island
00:00 <Skirmish> Exactly druidess. You would run my island of women. Each time you fucked up ... you would have to give Pieter a blowjob. 
00:00 <johninja> one of the better di caprio movies
00:00 <Bastardly_One> about an hour to bris for 12hr shifts and back
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the island was shit
00:00 <druidess> skirmish uve won a trip to the"the island"
00:00 <johninja> yeah bris is pretty shit with traffic sometimes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> terribile movie
01:00 <Skirmish> It would become "MY" island. I have a very strong personality. 
01:00 <druidess> john
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't like bris
01:00 <johninja> que
01:00 <druidess> that was the beach u dildo
01:00 <johninja> oh
01:00 <Skirmish> For the 2 days I had to do the "save the person you just shot" course I was told I am a natural leader. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <johninja> it was too
01:00 <druidess> the island had mcgregor and johansen
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
01:00 <johninja> it's late...
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking shit too ... I agree with her
02:00 <johninja> i don't think i have seen the island
02:00 <druidess> its different
02:00 <druidess> :)
02:00 <johninja> ok
02:00 <johninja> i'll take your word for it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
02:00 <johninja> considering they are two differnet movies i would hope so
02:00 <Bastardly_One> "alternative"
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but tries too hard
02:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
02:00 <druidess> they tell ppl they won a trip to the island
02:00 <druidess> but they really get killed
03:00 <johninja> as you do
03:00 <Skirmish> Can I take my Glock with me on my trip? 
03:00 <druidess> harvest the organs? cant remember 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> she just told ya the whole movie
03:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
03:00 <druidess> pretty mch
03:00 <johninja> its no lord of the flies
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't even good crap though
03:00 <druidess> the compound theyre confined to is like bigbrother
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to me anyway
04:00 <druidess> u cant even think negatively lol
04:00 <johninja> such a hippy
04:00 <johninja> would anyone here go on big brother?
05:00 <johninja> i imagiine the IRC skills would help
05:00 <johninja> but i couldn't do it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't handle it
05:00 <druidess> push the liddle daisies n
05:00 <johninja> would be too conscice of every little thing
05:00 <Skirmish> MAKE EM COME UP
05:00 <johninja> consios cooncious
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be too confined
05:00 <Skirmish> I'd get voted off first. 
05:00 <druidess> lol
05:00 <johninja> lol you would
05:00 <druidess> u sure would
05:00 <Skirmish> Cunts wouldn't be able to handle being told they were all faggots. 
06:00 <johninja> you would try to pick up all the chicks and piss of the other guys
06:00 <druidess> poor skirmish projecting again
06:00 <johninja> can just see it happening
06:00 <Skirmish> Nah I wouldn't pick up chicks inside the BB house no way. 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't you be eating that fatso?
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <druidess> try being operative word
06:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of slapping me with it?
06:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
06:00 <johninja> sick comeback
06:00 <Skirmish> It's a trout of bones. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Flesh all eaten. 
07:00 <Skirmish> I've become very very selective with women the older I got. 
07:00 <johninja> wtf do you even do at your job lol
07:00 <Skirmish> Mine? 
07:00 <johninja> yeh
07:00 <druidess> trout al a creme or summin 
07:00 <Skirmish> Sit in a control room. 
07:00 <johninja> ugh
07:00 <druidess> sit on his fat ass
07:00 <shadsam> 01. Lenny Fontana, Revi - Gone (The Whiteliner & Lenny Fontana Underground Mix).mp3
07:00 <Skirmish> 3 other guys on site in their locations waiting for something to happens and I co-ordinate. 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so, basically ... what I was gonna do if I didn't go back to school
07:00 <johninja> wish i got paid to irc
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna go for a ctv licence
08:00 <Bastardly_One> if I didn't get into a course
08:00 <johninja> nothing ever really happens though right?
08:00 <druidess> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I got in though so ...
08:00 <Skirmish> I go out and go for a stroll on the odd occasion and allow one of the guys to sit in here and make a phone call or whatever. 
08:00 <druidess> me name skirmish oongaboonga
08:00 <Skirmish> Nothing serious ... no. We're all armed here. I don't want anything serious to happen. 
09:00 <shadsam> 03. RPO - Idea (Logiztik Sounds & Mauricio Duarte Remix).mp3
09:00 <johninja> we spend a couple of hundred grand a year protecting an airbase that is barely used from people who really aren't interested in going in there anyways
09:00 <Skirmish> I am not on the airbase. 
09:00 <druidess> awesome
09:00 <Bastardly_One> irony at gov's finest
09:00 <johninja> yeh
09:00 <johninja> better not cut that
09:00 <johninja> cut the disability instead
10:00 <johninja> becasue...fuck you
10:00 <druidess> yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> indonesia is still the enemy though don't ya know
10:00 <druidess> fuk u disableds
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah fuck me and dsp people
10:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta save us from the muslim slanty eyes
10:00 <johninja> yehh...terrorists and stuff
10:00 <druidess> go to peel island wuth the lepers n AIDS
10:00 <johninja> they might get pictures of a 40 year old plane
10:00 <johninja> then we will be really fucked
11:00 <Skirmish> lol I love this channel. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or a collins class sub
11:00 <druidess> i hate disabled people
11:00 <Bastardly_One> then we're really screwed
11:00 <johninja> yep
11:00 <Bastardly_One> because not like you can hear them coming or nothing
11:00 <Skirmish> Shads probably gets the disabled pension for teh obesity. 
11:00 <johninja> if they don't hear the subs coming from the base that is
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said :P
11:00 <johninja> haha
11:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One is disabled fuk the CUNT IMO XD
12:00 <Skirmish> What are your views on our two new Helicopter carriers we bought John? 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am ... I've a lung condition and mental ... what of it?
12:00 <druidess> send him to peel island
12:00 <johninja> our shit vietnam era fighter jest will protect us from 200 millions angry muslims
12:00 <Bastardly_One> better than being a fat obese moron
12:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever I am
12:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One is disabled fuk the CUNT IMO XD
12:00 <Bastardly_One> say it a couple more times in a row
12:00 <druidess> self inflicted illness
12:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not being crazy isn't
13:00 <Skirmish> No F/A 18's flew in Vietnam. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the lung are ... *shrugs*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the lungs too
13:00 <faux> The lung are
13:00 <johninja> i was perhaps exagerating
13:00 <johninja> but stull
13:00 <johninja> they are ancient
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shutup smurf and morning again
13:00 <Skirmish> We're developing new planes to replace them as we speak. 
13:00 <shadsam> FAUX THE FUK UN ON ABOUT
13:00 <faux> Morning
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I never expect sympathy for the lungs and I don't want sympathy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> totally my own doing
14:00 <johninja> how about developing a system so we don't stray into indonesian territorial waters
14:00 <johninja> i mean that would be nice
14:00 <johninja> i think they call them maps and compases
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just like to put it out there to kind of put you younger people off it happening to you
14:00 <johninja> captain cook kinda had one
14:00 <johninja> how can we fight a fucking war if we don't even know where the boundrys are
14:00 <Skirmish> Big ass goanna walking past .... 
14:00 <johninja> waste of money the lot of it
15:00 <johninja> only going to piss the indos off if anything
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, where are you at?
15:00 <Skirmish> Williamtown. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and a goanna?
15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah .... 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where you are now ...
15:00 <Doodle> [05:50] <Bastardly_One> and he has no chance with Nikky
15:00 <Doodle> [05:50] <Bastardly_One> he needs to give up
15:00 <Doodle> the fuck?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit inland for one
15:00 <johninja> oh geeze
15:00 <Doodle> do you spend every night talking about me while i'm gone?
15:00 <johninja> you are in trouble now mate
15:00 <Bastardly_One> doodle ... heh ... the pm :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
16:00 <Doodle> yeah pm
16:00 <Skirmish> The ocean is less than 2km away ..... 
16:00 <Doodle> stands for private message
16:00 <shadsam> 04. Tyree Cooper, Vision Factory - Baby Got Back (Dumb Dan's 2009 Unreleased Remix).mp3
16:00 <Doodle> private
16:00 <Bastardly_One> we were talking about other shit ... that was in passing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> point taken though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> apology if accepted
16:00 <Skirmish> You need to dick Nikky good and proper now Doodle and prove him wrong! 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Skirmish> PUT YOUR HIPS INTO IT! 
17:00 <Doodle> i'm not dicking anyone tyvm
17:00 <johninja> make a porn vid and flood it around austnet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not even after her
17:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
17:00 <Doodle> i might be
17:00 <johninja> yeah stop trying to cover for him now man
17:00 <johninja> it just makes it worse
17:00 <Bastardly_One> even if he was ... someone we know would of fucked that I reckon
17:00 <Bastardly_One> by now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and even if he was and got that far ... good fucking luck
18:00 <Skirmish> Fucked Nikky? 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a nice lady
18:00 <johninja> you can't put the cat back in the bag
18:00 <Doodle> good lord
18:00 <johninja> she is lovely
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> Who fucked Nikky? 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no one
18:00 <Skirmish> We'll ask her when she logs on. 
18:00 <Doodle> i don't take irc as srsly as this
18:00 <Bastardly_One> someone bitches about him to me
18:00 <Doodle> its not worth the effort
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and honestly ... she's a bit fucked
18:00 <johninja> wow
18:00 <johninja> just stop
18:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough that Doodle?
18:00 <johninja> please
18:00 <Skirmish> Nikky is fucked? 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we are ... we're over it
19:00 <Doodle> wait who are you talking about
19:00 <Bastardly_One> B
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> yes she is fucked
19:00 <Skirmish> one minute she's a nice lady and now she's fucked? What the hell is going on? 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> apology accepted though?
19:00 <druidess> nikky is beautiful
19:00 <Doodle> not talking about Nikky Skirmish
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, give up
19:00 <Doodle> all good Bastardly_One
19:00 <druidess> b1 is clearly insane
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah all good. Just stop fucking back stabbing him when he's in bed ya cunt. 
19:00 <druidess> doodle met nikky
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <druidess> when¿¡¿¡
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle and I are having a cryptic private convo
20:00 <Doodle> no i didnt
20:00 <johninja> yeah just lost my trust and shit
20:00 <johninja> nurries
20:00 <Bastardly_One> move on people
20:00 <druidess> jn met nikky??
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he chastised me
20:00 <johninja> no
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and we've moved on
20:00 <druidess> yes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up and stop second guessing Skirmish
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix).mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:57)
20:00 <johninja> next time i'm in melb i'll go for some drinks
20:00 <johninja> i reckon
20:00 <druidess> b1 clearly has
20:00 <johninja> will just see
20:00 <johninja> might be taken and stuff by then
21:00 <Skirmish> Don't start shit with me B1 ... you're apologies won't fix nothing with me. 
21:00 <druidess> she already is mine ok
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... not if B has her way :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, well shut up
21:00 <druidess> hands off boys
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're second guessing shit
21:00 <Skirmish> You wait until Nikky gets on and I tell her. 
21:00 <Skirmish> You're fucked mate. 
21:00 <Doodle> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said it was cyrptic with Doodle and I ... we've moved on
21:00 <druidess> im dobbing on yous
21:00 <Bastardly_One> chat about something else
21:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
21:00 <Skirmish> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll wont give a fuck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *she
22:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll put it down as being as childish as that post
22:00 <druidess> yeah
22:00 <Skirmish> <Nikky`> He's a goose, ignore him.
22:00 <johninja> you are theone carrying on now man
22:00 <Doodle> brb rooster attack
22:00 <faux> Watching UFC
22:00 <johninja> just leave it if you are going to leave it
22:00 <faux> Fuck its brutal
22:00 <faux> :/
22:00 <johninja> yeh
22:00 <johninja> on faux 3?
22:00 <Skirmish> First time Faux?
22:00 <johninja> its been on all week
23:00 <druidess> i wonder if nikky will cook me roast pork
23:00 <faux> Nah not first time
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about food
23:00 <faux> I think so john
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn hungry still
23:00 <johninja> nikky will attempt to cook you roast pork
23:00 <druidess> gravyyyy
23:00 <faux> Fight week
23:00 <druidess> mmmmmm
23:00 <johninja> if the results are edible then everyone wins
23:00 <druidess> crackle
23:00 <johninja> one big bunch of crackle
24:00 <druidess> ye
24:00 <johninja> yeah man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
24:00 <johninja> i dunno what fight week is all about
24:00 <druidess> jizzes
24:00 <johninja> like what happens at the end
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going on ignore in a min bitch :P
24:00 <johninja> apparently a lead up to something
24:00 <druidess> they all jizz
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm there's a title this week
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> UFC wise
24:00 <Pieter>  Well this was fun bbl
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but tbh I forget with whom
24:00 <johninja> they all jizz on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tomorrow morning our time I think
25:00 <druidess> roast pork n jizz
25:00 <shadsam> 05. T-DJ Milana - Feel Real (Flash Brothers Remix).mp3
25:00 <faux> Some guy just got his nose smashed in
25:00 <shadsam> IT WAS Bastardly_One
25:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:00 <johninja> ...
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooook then ... he must be on some good shit
26:00 <johninja> has anyone died in the ring at ufc?
26:00 <johninja> i think mebe
26:00 <Skirmish> Not that I am aware of. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good question
26:00 <johninja> it would have had to happen in MMA
26:00 <Bastardly_One> google for us
26:00 <johninja> pretty sure happened in boxing a few times
26:00 <Skirmish> There is a youtube vid of a guy that throws a kick that gets blocked and it breaks his leg. 
26:00 <Skirmish> It's gross. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucked
26:00 <Bastardly_One> google if any deaths have occured in the octogon
27:00 <Skirmish> UFC is the american version of the Japanese version. Can't remember what it was called off hand. 
27:00 <johninja> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatalities_in_mixed_martial_arts_contests
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not thinking of Bushido are you Skirmish?
27:00 <Skirmish> No. 
28:00 <druidess> sussudio
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Bushido is fun to watch
28:00 <johninja> i was kinda amazed they had enough fights to run a whole week
28:00 <Bastardly_One> combination of traditional wrestling and martial arts
28:00 <johninja> was pretty cool what i saw
28:00 <johninja> i don't really like the wrestling part
28:00 <druidess> lots of angry cunts around
28:00 <shadsam> SMOKO JOKO
28:00 <johninja> i like boxing
28:00 <johninja> and the kicking is cool
28:00 <johninja> but yeh
28:00 <druidess> immutable is an angry cunt 
29:00 <johninja> rolling around on the ground is for fgts
29:00 <druidess> heh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the fighters styles ... I was meaning Bushido then
29:00 <druidess> they look like theyre boinking
29:00 <johninja> Immutable has the worlds 11th largest desert in his vagina
29:00 <AngrymanXL> I think I might be addicted to RUST.
29:00 <johninja> i would be mad too
29:00 <shadsam> Immutable SUCK THE SHIT STAINED UNDIES OUT AN ABBOS COIT
29:00 <Doodle> hm
29:00 <druidess> whats that
29:00 <Doodle> can i be fucked driving to melb today
30:00 <shadsam> how hot is it
30:00 <druidess> doodle stop being mean
30:00 <johninja> goign to bang nikky?
30:00 <johninja> yeh do it man
30:00 <johninja> lolololololol
30:00 <druidess> ur meeting my wife??
30:00 <Doodle> lol no
30:00 <Doodle> she's in geelong
30:00 <druidess> r so
30:00 <druidess> fine
30:00 <johninja> nah she isn't actually
30:00 <Doodle> going to pick up a tyre
31:00 <druidess> a tyre
31:00 <johninja> what happened with that bubble?
31:00 <shadsam>  wicked mam
31:00 <shadsam> <shadsam> - Lips Like Sugar_Echo & The Bunnymen.mp3
31:00 <druidess> ok
31:00 <Bastardly_One> a tyre
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that'ss a rude thing to call B
31:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
31:00 <druidess> dont call her that
31:00 <shadsam> 06. Mateo Murphy, Jerome Robins - Crazy (Dishop Acapulco Remix).mp3
31:00 <druidess> snap
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't call B a tyre
31:00 <Doodle> :/
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <druidess> mean doodle
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but really?
31:00 <Doodle> 20" tyre for $50 is too good to pass up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just for a fucking tired in this heat?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *tire
32:00 <johninja> something has to be wrong with it
32:00 <Doodle> its used
32:00 <druidess> fucking a tyre
32:00 <druidess> ....
32:00 <Skirmish> http://youtu.be/LT3g51f25qo   <----- Bas Ruten is a badass. 
32:00 <Doodle> :/
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bar fighting with bas rutten (Jun 25, 2009) 6:18 - Category: Sports - 8,640 views - 35 likes (97.2%), 1 dislikes (2.8%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what part of melb?
32:00 <Doodle> meadow heights
32:00 <druidess> frankston
32:00 <Doodle> near the airport
32:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen and used
32:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be shit
32:00 <Doodle> i dont care if its stolen
32:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I'd wanna drive to that shitty part of melb in this heat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I'm not you
33:00 <Doodle> i've driven further for less
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and that is cheap
33:00 <druidess> i dont like the way ur talking bout nikky
33:00 <johninja> i'm moving to melbs and seeling stolen car parts to Doodle
33:00 <Doodle> doit
33:00 <Doodle> i'll buy them
33:00 <druidess> so am i
33:00 <Doodle> oh wait fuck i cant go anywhere
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's ever purchased locally up here
33:00 <Doodle> i'm on standby
33:00 <Doodle> :/
33:00 <Skirmish> Japanese version was PRIDE. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's already got heaps of stolen shit
33:00 <johninja> hmm
33:00 <druidess> standby then
33:00 <Skirmish> I had to look it up it was bugging me. 
34:00 <druidess> ill roll the tyre to u
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <johninja> how far is melbs?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <johninja> 2 hours?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
34:00 <shadsam> 211-david_jones_and_dj_falk_-_house_of_god_david_jones_edit-mst.mp3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> by car an hour and a bit
34:00 <Doodle> nah like 1.5 to meadow heights
34:00 <johninja> i mean rolling standby
34:00 <johninja> by the time they called you in
34:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on traffic when you hit melb
34:00 <druidess> about 1 day 
34:00 <Doodle> standby means i have to be within 1hr of work
34:00 <johninja> you would be in the car already like a boss
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... he's expected in the hour right?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
34:00 <johninja> yeah you could just do like 240kph though
34:00 <druidess> i dont think my car will drive to Melbourne
34:00 <johninja> its an emergency
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, wouldnt' make it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and that hwy is cop city
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <shadsam> DONT BE DAFT CUNT
35:00 <Doodle> i think my car is speed limited
35:00 <druidess> itd conk out at byron
35:00 <johninja> lol you didn't find out yet?
35:00 <Doodle> no!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> one way to find out
35:00 <johninja> my old one was limited at 180
35:00 <johninja> would start ratling
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the back of sebas down the straight roads
35:00 <Doodle> yeah the bmw was limited to 250 lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the ross creek road
35:00 <johninja> haha
35:00 <Doodle> the 180 was limited to 180
36:00 <druidess> my first car did tbat at about same
36:00 <Doodle> too bumpy Bastardly_One
36:00 <druidess> 180
36:00 <Doodle> at 200 you'd bounce off the road
36:00 <Skirmish> If you're going to do dumb speeds you need a smooth road. 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought they fixed that ross creek rd?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
36:00 <Doodle> nah its all fucked out there
36:00 <druidess> lol bpunce off rd
36:00 <Skirmish> Everything becomes so light in the steering you don't want to hit a decent bump ... you'd be farked. 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been just fucking around down the sebas end though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> then ... not though
37:00 <Doodle> i almost left the road at 220 in my rx7
37:00 <Doodle> bounce
37:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me druidess
37:00 <druidess> my car prob cant go over 140
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bounce city on the roads up here
37:00 <johninja> like a ship
37:00 <druidess> My old Honda was a beast
37:00 <Doodle> that was on the way back from geelong
37:00 <Doodle> after getting my motor built
37:00 <Doodle> chyeahhh
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <johninja> no wearing it in then
38:00 <Skirmish> This is why so many P platers kill themselves. They don't realise their imported Skyline isn't a race car and don't understand the handling of such a car deteriorates as speeds increase. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Midland Hwy
38:00 <Doodle> yeh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> acrobat car city
38:00 <druidess> skylines r shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dips and shit
38:00 <Doodle> skorlorns
38:00 <Skirmish> Your mum is shit. 
38:00 <johninja> mine was a 78 fairlane
38:00 <johninja> 302
38:00 <johninja> would be hard to get off the road
38:00 <Skirmish> XB coupe? 
38:00 <johninja> nah thats the falcons
38:00 <druidess> nah she told me u were rubbish
38:00 <Doodle> zl
39:00 <johninja> nice cars though
39:00 <johninja> zh
39:00 <Doodle> close!
39:00 <johninja> so very close
39:00 <Skirmish> If I dicked your mother she'd be so impressed you'd be calling me dad. 
39:00 <shadsam> SHITHEAP
39:00 <johninja> this ting was about 17ft long
39:00 <Doodle> hahah yeah huge
39:00 <Doodle> i like the 80s fairlanes with the piano key taillights
40:00 <Doodle> that were like 2ft wide
40:00 <johninja> haha
40:00 <Skirmish> Boats. 
40:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
40:00 <johninja> don't like 80s models much, too boxy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of monster cars Doodle
40:00 <Skirmish> Like the old 350Z's 
40:00 <Skirmish> Large heavy boats. 
40:00 <Doodle> hey!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the collects should be around coles today
40:00 <Bastardly_One> being a sunday
40:00 <Doodle> the 350 is heavy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the collectors
40:00 <Skirmish> 300Z's I meant. 
40:00 <Doodle> but it doesn't feel heavy
40:00 <Doodle> what collectors
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the old classic US cars
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that get around your part of town
41:00 <Doodle> oh is that why i keep seeing them
41:00 <druidess> 50 ft queenie
41:00 <Bastardly_One> usually come out on Sundays
41:00 <Skirmish> Why do they hang out at coles? 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... near the auction place
41:00 <Doodle> for bargains
41:00 <johninja> to impress single mums
41:00 <Bastardly_One> behind coles
41:00 <Skirmish> lol single mums 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's a cut through carpark Skirmish
41:00 <Doodle> yeah the auction joint where i park
41:00 <Doodle> away from everyone
41:00 <johninja> i know thats why i hang out in the coles carpark
41:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah that's why you see them
42:00 <Skirmish> You're a predator though John. 
42:00 <johninja> "can i help carry your bags " "no fuckoff creep" "...ok then"
42:00 <shadsam> BALL BAGS
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we could be twins then john
42:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31/1266702_10200973019941336_1240131919_o.jpg
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> happens to me too :(
42:00 <Doodle> that car park
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
42:00 <druidess> rofl
43:00 <johninja> looks good for late night donuts
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I've seen you and been too dazed to notice
43:00 <Doodle> i deliberately park away from everyone and some cunt always parks near me
43:00 <druidess> open the door for the chicck n get kneed in the family jewels
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Doodle> lol johninja there's a copshop about 500m away
43:00 <druidess> mmmm donuts
43:00 <johninja> oh...
43:00 <johninja> just waiting for a mate then
43:00 <Doodle> haha yeah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys got a station
44:00 <Doodle> nah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> with Invermay Park
44:00 <Doodle> d24
44:00 <Bastardly_One> aka Ballarat Nth
44:00 <Doodle> the toggies are just round the corner
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
44:00 <druidess> doodle doesnt have mates he is way too mean
44:00 <Doodle> its true druidess
44:00 <Doodle> its all true
45:00 <Doodle> w8n 4 nobody
45:00 <druidess> :(
45:00 <shadsam> Bastardly_One CLEAN UP THAT SHITHOUSE IMO XD XD
45:00 <johninja> thats why family are cool, you can be really mean to them and they still have to love you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> go do a momma cass on a sandwich fatso
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop trying so hard
45:00 <Doodle> my sister is pissed off with me atm
45:00 <druidess> glen 20 the room
45:00 <Doodle> cos i was sposed to go see paranormal activity with her last night
45:00 <Doodle> but i was at work
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> good excuse m8
46:00 <Doodle> i forgot when i took the shift
46:00 <druidess> im always pissed off at brother
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <johninja> did she see it alone?
46:00 <johninja> or not bother?
46:00 <Doodle> nah we'll go see it another time
46:00 <johninja> ahh sweet as
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's pissed off at me because I hung up on her after 10 mins of dribble while I was still asleep with, "what part of I was asleep is hard to understand?"
46:00 <Doodle> her husband wont go with her so i will take her
46:00 <druidess> paranormal is MA they wont even let u in
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it was 4pm
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Doodle> lol shhh druidess
47:00 <Doodle> i can act mature
47:00 <Doodle> i'll wear a tie
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not been to the regent for years
47:00 <druidess> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is it still old?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or modernish now?
47:00 <shadsam> druidess: stick ya cock in my shitter
47:00 <Doodle> iunno its been a year or so since i've been there
47:00 <druidess> ok
47:00 <druidess> bend over shads
47:00 <druidess> close ur eyes...
48:00 <johninja> this went bad fast
48:00 <johninja> ttyl
48:00 <druidess> lolll
48:00 <Doodle> haha
48:00 <shadsam> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he was just looking for a way to hit quit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he said he was going forever ago
48:00 <druidess> weak as piss 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, still hungry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and still too lazy to do a thing about it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> might do the wanker cafe thing
50:00 <Doodle> aiight i have to do stuff to things also
50:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz
50:00 <Bastardly_One> later
51:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there's our entertainment gone druidess
51:00 <Bastardly_One> now what?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> morning <3
52:00 <Nikky`> Morning
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and before anyone bitches ... I was being a smart arse about Doodle not standing a chance with you
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and Skirmish was gonna tell
52:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
52:00 <Nikky`> ummm ok
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *insert eye roll here*
53:00 <Skirmish> Well I wasn't .... but I am now. 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you just wake?
53:00 <Nikky`> Just
53:00 <Skirmish> Nikky` ..... Bastardly_One is trying to make out that Doodle has no chance with you so he will give up. He wants to mess with your happiness. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hey what?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up tool
54:00 <Bastardly_One> too early for rubbish
54:00 <Nikky`> lol but Doodle and I are not trying to be with each other so.. ummm ok
54:00 <Skirmish> Now he is running interference. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it for a test to see if it got back to Doodle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> only he told me off for it before I had a chance to tell him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... avoiding the gossips
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and tellin' ya myself :P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was only stirring to begin with
55:00 <BlackDevil> is it possible to pee on yourself?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes BlackDevil
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ask shads
55:00 <Skirmish> I am only stirring too ... I know what the 4-1-1 is with Nikky and Doodle. It's flirtatious ... but I know it's only me in her heart. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
56:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if you're baiting me or what now
56:00 <Bastardly_One> could be dangerous
56:00 <Bastardly_One> for one or both of us
56:00 <Bastardly_One> behave
56:00 <Skirmish> lol
57:00 <Skirmish> Relax. I never take irc seriously. Remember that. Everything is all in fun for me. 
57:00 <Skirmish> :D 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> too early/late
57:00 <Nikky`> I feel so blah this morning :/
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but be good
57:00 <druidess> cuddles nikky
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or you'll get a rise where maybe you didn't wanna :P
57:00 <Nikky`> Thank you hon
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hangover huh?
57:00 <druidess> its coz doodle is visiting
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't seem that drunk
57:00 <Nikky`> A smidge
58:00 <Skirmish> What were you drinking? 
58:00 <faux> Banana boat dddoodoodoodod
58:00 <druidess> doodles fault
58:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it's such a hot day
58:00 <Nikky`> It doesn't take many drinks to make me feel blah. but I had 5 big glasses of vodka
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you've the bay to help with a hangover on a nie day
58:00 <druidess> ewww
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *nice
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> straight?
59:00 <druidess> heh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of done it
59:00 <druidess> no she would be dead
59:00 <BlackDevil> i should try that
59:00 <druidess> u should bday
59:00 <druidess> bd 
59:00 <BlackDevil> BDAY!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <druidess> lol:(
59:00 <Nikky`> Nah not straigt
59:00 <Nikky`> straight
59:00 <faux> Vodka is such a silent fuck up for me I always mix it with something yummy so I forget im drinking it
59:00 <BlackDevil> Thor The Dark World 2013 720p WEB-DL H264-WEBiOS [PublicHD]
59:00 <BlackDevil> im waiting the the BRRIP
59:00 <Bastardly_One> duh ... you'd be dead almsot
00:00 <Bastardly_One> as druidess said
00:00 <Skirmish> yify offering it yet? 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but decent ratio I assume
00:00 <faux> yify
00:00 <BlackDevil> Homefront 2013 HDRIP X264 AC3 TiTAN also waiting the the BRRIP
00:00 <Skirmish> Look at all the fussing. Nikky can drink with them best of them. She's hardcore. Stop mollycoddling her. 
00:00 <druidess> half half
00:00 <BlackDevil> 2ip1is
01:00 <BlackDevil> aka shocker
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still hungry
01:00 <druidess> 2ptscreamer
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <druidess> roast pork n veges
01:00 <druidess> with a waterfall of grwvy
02:00 <Nikky`> lol I can't drink with the best of them, why I hardly drink anymore..this will do me for months I am thinking
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a light apple sauce for piggy I think
02:00 <Bastardly_One> personally
02:00 <druidess> i dun like apple sauce
02:00 <druidess> yuk
02:00 <Bastardly_One> me either much
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I said a light one
02:00 <druidess> i put jam in gravy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad idea
03:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought of that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> to like sweeten the gravy kind of shit
03:00 <druidess> its awesome
03:00 <Skirmish> I prefer vinegar with pork. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why .... love it though. 
04:00 <druidess> apricot or strawberry in ur beef one
04:00 <Skirmish> Did you stab holes in the pork and shove cloves of garlic into it before cooking? 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now next time I do pork I'm trying cranberry with it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you've given me an idea
04:00 <druidess> and my gran used to make this awesome one for chicken
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the taste would work ... thought of that from jam and gravy
04:00 <druidess> had lime jam init 
04:00 <druidess> u dont taste jam
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so you don't literally combine the two?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> into a gravy?
05:00 <druidess> yes but u dont taste it
05:00 <eon> yay for vodka
05:00 <eon>  :^)
05:00 <druidess> just makes it a bit sweeter
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good work chris
06:00 <Bastardly_One> go on a drunk schitz episode
06:00 <eon> yep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> glad I wont be around to watch it all afternoon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot ... clean yourself up
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or stop bitching to us about life
06:00 <druidess> go away Chris
06:00 <eon> i havent for ages
06:00 <eon> druidess get on plane 
07:00 <eon> and i will eat you all up
07:00 <druidess> shoo fly dont bother me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter
07:00 <BlackDevil> i need to pee
07:00 <druidess> b1 thinks im ace
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll refrain
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded hurtful
07:00 <eon> go ahead
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a good chick
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I can be nice sometimes chris
08:00 <Bastardly_One> would of hit the bone
08:00 <druidess> eon go back to bed
08:00 <eon> you coming
08:00 <eon> ?>
08:00 <druidess> no
08:00 <eon> no point than
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he has you there
08:00 <druidess> man y u so creepy
08:00 <Skirmish> lol 
09:00 <Skirmish> You will make up in a cold sweat thinking he's touching you. 
09:00 <eon> i not that bad
09:00 <Skirmish> whispering in your ear ..... 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you're gonna make him upset
09:00 <druidess> eww
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell
09:00 <Skirmish> He's already upset. 
09:00 <druidess> id rather die
09:00 <eon> bullshit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> trigger starts ... now
09:00 <druidess> srs i would
10:00 <eon> yeah well i would die if i slept with you i would get dieases
10:00 <eon> :P
10:00 <druidess> ahuh...
10:00 <Bastardly_One> can't catch aids twice chris
10:00 <Skirmish> Vicious lash out at rejection .... on time. 
10:00 <druidess> lol
11:00 <beehhh> i see you in my dreams
11:00 <Skirmish> I know how you can get heaps of attention for a few days Chris. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear lord
11:00 <Bastardly_One> do they time it?
11:00 <Skirmish> Commit yourself for a few days. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like it's been one retard every hour
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now beehhh
12:00 <Skirmish> Maybe they are all the same person .... with different annoying personalities? 
12:00 <eon> Skirmish if u suck cock do it if not dont talk
12:00 <druidess> u can actually catch AIDS twice
12:00 <Bastardly_One> as if spoil my diss woman
12:00 <Skirmish> The question is which one is the original .... Chris? Beehhh? Shads? 
12:00 <beehhh> im curing my aids with turmeric
13:00 <druidess> lol tumeric
13:00 <druidess> tumeric the pov alternative to saffron
13:00 <Skirmish> Think about it Chris. It's a great idea. Seek medical and professional help. Commit yourself. 
13:00 <druidess> Chris has AIDS
13:00 <beehhh> turmeric is cure as antidepressent
13:00 <eon> yeah like they helped me last fricken year or so Skirmish
14:00 <eon> they watched me go insane
14:00 <druidess> eon is beyond help
14:00 <beehhh> one lad got stabbed to death in GC
14:00 <Skirmish> Give them another shot. Go on. Ring them up.
14:00 <eon> mental health is shit
14:00 <eon> worse thing ever
14:00 <druidess> stick eon in the bone yard
14:00 <Skirmish> You didn't try hard enough to let them help you. Try again. 
14:00 <eon> no
14:00 <eon> i never go given a chance
15:00 <beehhh> which state is the most racist state
15:00 <druidess> some ppl r beyond help the end
15:00 <eon> got
15:00 <Skirmish> eon is so far gone .... when Lifeline see his number appear they pretend to be closed. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this is goign to go stupid isn't it?
15:00 <druidess> i wanna makr pizza
15:00 <Bastardly_One> which means it's nearly nap time
15:00 <Skirmish> eon is so far gone .... the house with no steps, got steps. 
15:00 <druidess> remember pizza pockets
15:00 <druidess> they were fkn ddisgusting
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can still get them can't you?
16:00 <Skirmish> They still sell Pizza pockets. 
16:00 <druidess> ok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> thought so
16:00 <druidess> i bet they still r gross
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like pizza at all
16:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a shame
16:00 <eon> i never asked to be on planet
16:00 <druidess> u havent had a good one then
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cheap, good food
16:00 <Skirmish> Cold pizza is awesome. 
16:00 <eon> why should i have to do nething
16:00 <beehhh> i saw i m travelling along nepean hwy near toorak and stkilda seen it before
16:00 <Skirmish> eon: the planet never asked you to stay. 
17:00 <druidess> then end it eon
17:00 <druidess> clearly u shouldnt be here
17:00 <eon> i can i havent kissed druidess
17:00 <Bastardly_One> be careful
17:00 <eon> cant
17:00 <eon> i cant end my life till i get a slut
17:00 <Bastardly_One> then you're living forever huh?
17:00 <beehhh> there is a murder plot for me being a male said too much
17:00 <druidess> lol
17:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
17:00 <BlackDevil> what script should i make
18:00 <Bastardly_One> for?
18:00 <BlackDevil> no idea
18:00 <eon> one that when ppl say chris
18:00 <druidess> must suck eon
18:00 <eon> it sez shutup he is nice guy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> make a good general purpose one for austnet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the full kit though
18:00 <eon> make a script when word chris is used
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd use it
18:00 <druidess> not even a slut like me will fuck u
18:00 <beehhh> irc could use for emergency service
19:00 <BlackDevil> i dont have that time
19:00 <druidess> id be depressed n wanna start drinking too
19:00 <beehhh> those cant afford top-up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, so a small one
19:00 <beehhh> those are on 25 a week
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to give me ideas
19:00 <druidess> doesnt even pay rent n is a broke ass loser
19:00 <eon> who
20:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: A script that when used would make eon think he was chatting online but in reality it never connected in the first place. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you
20:00 <druidess> you
20:00 <beehhh> too late now, ian thorpe made a good choice by leaving the country
20:00 <eon> i dont have to pay rent
20:00 <eon> lol suckers
20:00 <beehhh> i respect that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you get fuck all on your dsp
20:00 <druidess> ur still a pov cunt
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sucker
20:00 <eon> 815$ fortnite
20:00 <BlackDevil> thats talking to themselves Skirmish
20:00 <eon> thats not fuck all
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck
20:00 <druidess> cant even afford weed
20:00 <beehhh> druidess didnt u die from an acid attack
20:00 <Bastardly_One> when you don't pay rent and own your place?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> scamming cunt
20:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: That is the desired outcome, yes. 
21:00 <beehhh> druidess chetty
21:00 <eon> i pay 30$ more on mortgage then should
21:00 <druidess> yeah this is element keeping my memory alivee
21:00 <Skirmish> I'd be sad if I got paid $815 a fortnight. 
21:00 <eon> so 120$ fortnite to own
21:00 <eon> fuckers
21:00 <eon> only need pay 90$ to own
21:00 <eon> but i pay 120$
21:00 <beehhh> all people are heading to tasmania
22:00 <druidess> who cares
22:00 <Skirmish> $120 a fortnight repaying a mortgage? So the house cost $20k? 
22:00 <eon> no its worth 170k
22:00 <Bastardly_One> a dump of a until
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *unit
22:00 <eon> i put 100k down deposit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> in nobel park
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *noble park
22:00 <druidess> from ur mum
22:00 <eon> no
22:00 <eon> super
22:00 <eon> i disabled
22:00 <druidess> okkkkkk
22:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/newsradio/audio/streaming.htm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, in the mind
23:00 <beehhh> cadbury in tasmania
23:00 <druidess> bs u had 100k super
23:00 <beehhh> lots of cheese good for druidess
23:00 <eon> i got disablity cover payout
23:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly ... already 100k super
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sure ya did
23:00 <eon> of 115k
23:00 <Skirmish> So on $815 a fortnight you pay $120 mortgage .... plus council rates, electricity, internet etc and still think you're winning? 
23:00 <eon> wasted 10k on drugs in 3 weeks
23:00 <beehhh> druidess ate all the cow in QLD now there is a shortages of milk
23:00 <druidess> someone smash ur fwce with a truck?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, exactly
23:00 <eon> i winning
24:00 <Skirmish> Win elsewhere? 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I make a grand a fortnight going back to school
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a dsp too
24:00 <eon> nah your shit
24:00 <druidess> he fried on cask wine
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not comfortable
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so I dunno where he gets winning from
24:00 <Bastardly_One> even with that I'm pushing shit up hill
24:00 <beehhh> milk the druidess
24:00 <eon> um Bastardly_One if i got job
25:00 <druidess> shutup beehhh u dumbshit
25:00 <eon> i have enough collatoral
25:00 <eon> to borrow 240k
25:00 <eon> and rent this place out
25:00 <eon> so i winning
25:00 <Skirmish> Yeah my household has $3200 a fortnight coming into it and we're no living the rich and famous lifestyle with the cost of some bills right now. Chris is deluded. I bet his parents own the house and just let him live in it out of pity. 
25:00 <eon> not you
25:00 <beehhh> lol druidess
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well, get it together and do it you moron
25:00 <eon> when i get kissed again i will try
26:00 <Skirmish> Don't borrow $240k. You won't need that kind of money to get enough drugs to OD. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just get an advance
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a grand will cover an o/d
26:00 <eon> cant od on lsd
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
26:00 <eon> so i would just be fried
26:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of which
26:00 <Skirmish> Pieter might let you live with him in rehab if you bring $240k worth of drugs with you. 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> shit shit shit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> SHIT
27:00 <druidess> dont forget to put me in ur will as sole beneficiary
27:00 <beehhh> peter would sell his experimentla pill to all the poor rehab folks
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was supposed to get that advance in time to pay my fees on monday
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well fuckity
27:00 <Skirmish> You'd have to let him touch your vagina first druidess but I reckon he would after that. 
27:00 <eon> if u gave me a kid druidess i would
27:00 <druidess> um no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
27:00 <Bastardly_One> about time druidess and I broke some news to you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she is coming to melbourne
28:00 <Skirmish> lol @ give him a kid. I bet Chris is on a watch list. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but to fuck me for a week straight
28:00 <beehhh> she fits right in
28:00 <Skirmish> Are you a convicted sex offender Chris? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we've booked a hotel room
28:00 <beehhh> dont waht she was doing up in brissie
28:00 <druidess> i bet Chris has no live swimmers anyway
28:00 <beehhh> listen to tasi on abc
29:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh, please shut up
29:00 <Skirmish> Probably doesn't have any hydraulic pressure to operate anyway. 
29:00 <eon> why did i rush outside cause of noise
29:00 <eon> and meet some ppl
29:00 <beehhh> melbourne is turning into another sydney
29:00 <Skirmish> impotent from drug use. That's why his gf left him. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that Skirmish
29:00 <druidess> that too
29:00 <eon> wasted of last 2 years of my life
29:00 <beehhh> hope launceston still remains the traditional
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ruh roh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the vodka has kicked in
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's hearing shit and whining now
30:00 <beehhh> U have a death wish like russian men
30:00 <druidess> she left him coz she ran outta drugs n saw Chris straight for first time
30:00 <Skirmish> lol 
30:00 <beehhh> newcastle to launceston
30:00 <Skirmish> She's not a devout christian who thanks god every day for allowing her to wake up and see him like he is and get her out of there. 
30:00 <Skirmish> now*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *sniffs the air*
30:00 <beehhh> manyjane her mini-me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> smells like fire
31:00 <druidess> she also had a labotomy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can smell smoke on the air
31:00 <Skirmish> I could here too earlier. BBS .... going for a stroll. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
31:00 <eon> one day you will see who god is
31:00 <beehhh> i lost my youth in australia
31:00 <spence> Lovely days
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the bogan shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> g'day
32:00 <druidess> Chris looks like he had a runin with a Mack truck and came off second best
32:00 <spence> was a beach bogan yesty
32:00 <Bastardly_One> have a good weekend with the daughter spence?
32:00 <beehhh> chesdale
32:00 <spence> :D
32:00 <eon> do i druidess
32:00 <eon> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/261731_1432461803655930_205549256_n.jpg
32:00 <eon> thats me
32:00 <spence> yeah awesome mate
32:00 <eon> where is picture of you
32:00 <druidess> Spencer bucket of smashed crabs
32:00 <eon> come on hidden cunts
32:00 <druidess> u seen me
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck u arab dog
32:00 <eon> i can see u if i want
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> for a sec
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris
33:00 <beehhh> one term tony
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll come around
33:00 <Bastardly_One> give me your address
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dare ya
33:00 <druidess> YouTube it
33:00 <eon> u got wireless on phone Bastardly_One
33:00 <Nikky`> Hey spence
33:00 <eon> go on irc when u get to noble maccas
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> eon thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh msg me it
34:00 <eon> go into maccas use there free inet
34:00 <spence> Heya nikky
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not your number ... just your address
34:00 <eon> i live 5 mins for noble maccas by car
34:00 <beehhh> im scared of the uncontrolled youths there who kill people for fun ocassionally
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> i live 2 minutes from ur sisters house
34:00 <spence> Noble park?
34:00 <eon> get there msg me on irc
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> pity she is such a fucking shit root
34:00 <eon> yes spence
34:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, didnt you know that?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives right between you and Loof
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dead center almost
35:00 <spence> Cool
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin
35:00 <spence> i was just in noble park lol
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> eon lives on the yarra
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> well.. next to it.. under a bridge
35:00 <eon> i used to go yarraman
35:00 <beehhh> http://nicholsoncartoons.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013-01-29-excessive-union-visits-to-workplace-610.jpg
35:00 <eon> for shrooms
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> shut ur hole cunt
35:00 <spence> Lol 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> those streeties under the bridge near the yarra wouldn't have him ... no way
36:00 <spence> Was just at yarraman 2
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so spence, got the train did ya?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds it
36:00 <Nikky`> I was not just at anything..I am not sure I will leave this bed today haha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Noble Park, Yarraman
37:00 <beehhh> i saw south yarra in me sleep last nite
37:00 <Bastardly_One> next stop Dandy
37:00 <beehhh> high street toorak but back in time
37:00 <spence> Yeah matey miah and I stayed at my sisters apartmnt in highett...
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... poor Nikky` *pets*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what a guess
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> next stop eons mums house
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just messing about it sounding like the train route
37:00 <beehhh> everything seems quiet and organised with lots of flower in the isle
37:00 <Nikky`> I know - poor me :o(
38:00 <Bastardly_One> shit day to be hungover too
38:00 <spence> Yeah trained it up man
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty fookin' warm
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> maribynong river bridge
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> for his mums house
38:00 <Nikky`> I'll be ok in hr or so.. shower and be good as new
38:00 <spence> l has a few last night we had dinner at rsl highett
38:00 <beehhh> you should be eating cucumber and melons not vodka got fooled by a beautiful chick
38:00 <Nikky`> No pokies I hope spence
39:00 <spence> no hangover though I take it easy if I got bub
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know what I used to like for hangovers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> steamed dim sims
39:00 <spence> nip no pokies at all:D
39:00 <beehhh> i see the beauty inside not outside
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why but they worked
39:00 <druidess> good boy
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well, seemed to
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
39:00 <Nikky`> well done spence. you went thru weekend without it :o)
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> VAGINA FART
39:00 <beehhh> sometimes i fall in love with a street dog
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> OH YES
39:00 <spence> played 5 each on keno with my SIS
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> BABY
39:00 <Bastardly_One> tsk tsk
39:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be some punt in there
39:00 <Bastardly_One> a fiver is alright though
39:00 <druidess> mmmm ones from the Chinese shop tho
39:00 <spence> Of course b1
40:00 <beehhh> the look from it and me are speechless
40:00 <Nikky`> That is a small punt tho
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> EWOULD U LIKE TO SEE MY VAJAYJAY
40:00 <spence> Yeah fuck all man
40:00 <druidess> not those gross frozen ones
40:00 <Skirmish> What did I miss? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> marathon are the only frozen ones worthy druidess
40:00 <druidess> taste like dogs balls
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've a chinese shop near by
40:00 <druidess> or skirmishs
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://p.twimg.com/AtkmswpCQAA4bFr.jpg:large
40:00 <beehhh> Nikky` scrabs food off the frankston maccas visybin
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> MY VAJAYJAY
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of a rip though
40:00 <druidess> yum
40:00 <spence> ill play 10 today on keno...too hot to sit in this shithole..plus I'm sunburnt...need ac
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> SO FUCK U CUNT
41:00 <druidess> Chinese is usually way overpriced
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw one place the other day
41:00 <spence> I had beef vindaloo last night...fucking nice
41:00 <Bastardly_One> $2 per dim sim
41:00 <Nikky`> I am sitting under my dooah with fan on and its lil cold
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed and walked away
41:00 <beehhh> living costs in india is the cheapest in the world
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> like ur mums house
41:00 <druidess> vindaloo my fav 
41:00 <spence> Who cares beehhh
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck vindaloo u arab
41:00 <druidess> tikka masala
41:00 <Skirmish> What's happening Spence? 
41:00 <spence> nice huh druidess
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a pub vindaloo ... that'd of been nice
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> GO FUCK A PUPPADUM
41:00 <druidess> fuk u waix
42:00 <beehhh> Nikky` is from german decent
42:00 <Skirmish> Have you see the cover of the current issue of Shads magazine yet Spence?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what I'm doing this week now
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> Yeh you can tell from the broad shoulders, hairy ass and saggy tits
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, you and B should come up
42:00 <druidess> proper curry not this butter chickengoo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> for a meal
42:00 <spence> just got home skirmish..been at my sisters place with my daughter
42:00 <Bastardly_One> these arseholes have given me the best idea
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> HEY DRUIDESS
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> GOT MILK
42:00 <druidess> nikky u should come live with me
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck you B1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> a really nice place up here ... quality food
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> Go fuck B2 you B3
42:00 <beehhh> i like chicken dowpeyaja and dhaal makhani with naan bread
42:00 <druidess> fuk u waix
42:00 <Skirmish> I had a chicken shnitty "moohaha" mexican style. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Yesterday for lunch. Went out for sons bday. God that was nice. 
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <druidess> i want chicken in pyjamas
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix, no can do ... B2 is out cheating with that fucking slut of a panda Lulu
43:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm one day maybe Bastardly_One and no can do druidess., I love melb, sorry
43:00 <spence> Lol skirmish what about this mag??
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you will Nikky` :P
43:00 <druidess> sigh
43:00 <spence> Plumper special???
43:00 <Bastardly_One> besides
43:00 <beehhh> mornington is in the best corner of victoria
43:00 <Pyro-> what's that? tits out?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd find a way out of it probably
43:00 <druidess> shutup pyro
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bad at meeting people sometimes ... B was up here an entire weekend
44:00 <Nikky`> lol probably and I would hunt you down and kill you
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I kind of bailed out
44:00 <beehhh> like spider sex
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... kill me for what?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <beehhh> kill the male after the spwan delivered
44:00 <beehhh> spawn
44:00 <druidess> praying mantis
44:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
44:00 <druidess> best sex ever
45:00 <Bastardly_One> for once I agree with beehhh on something
45:00 <Nikky`> If you bail..sif make us go there and not meet us
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Mornington is a nice neck fo the woods
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh I see Nikky`
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... I have no excuse now
45:00 <beehhh> lush green n windy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> too close to everything
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <beehhh> always cooler
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like Sorento
45:00 <beehhh> i could smell the breeze from elwood bridge
45:00 <Bastardly_One> despite it being a tourist destination
46:00 <beehhh> blackrock half moon bay
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn agreeing with you on anything though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's bayside twit
46:00 <Skirmish> I am going to meet Nikky when I go to Shepartton later in the year. Prolly meet doodle too so we can race. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> different area
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Skirmish?
46:00 <beehhh> menton or meltone
46:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya see Doodle we can say hello if ya want
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the "rat too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just a boring old cunt though
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to write home about
47:00 <Skirmish> Sure. I have a cousin living in the rat I believe. 
47:00 <beehhh> two edge of the domination
47:00 <Skirmish> We can box B1. 
47:00 <druidess> rats
47:00 <Nikky`> hehe vroom vroom
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we can do no such thing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 5 foot 7
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and 58 kgs
47:00 <beehhh> Bastardly_One have you had ya breakfast yet
47:00 <Skirmish> I will dwarf you little man! 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... I'm still fucking hungry
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but lazy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am tiny
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've fucked lungs now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can like ... one punch
48:00 <druidess> i got cocktail frankfurts
48:00 <beehhh> the way your talking like a corspe begging to be buried
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd cough for 20 mins
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
48:00 <Skirmish> We will get a pic together. My 6 foot 1 and 108kg standing beside you would look comical. I can put something on it like "I caught him and stole his pot'o'gold". 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't had them for years druidess
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it would
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
48:00 <eon> when some one wakes up
48:00 <eon> so can i
49:00 <Skirmish> T'be sure T'be sure. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> smart fuck ... :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <beehhh> giddy up, fasten ur steat belt
49:00 <eon> then its like 
49:00 <eon> out of this altered reality
49:00 <eon> that was bbs
49:00 <eon> i used to use
49:00 <eon> but yeah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> being short can be advantagous I think though
49:00 <Skirmish> I've been saying that I will see Nikky for YEARS .... I feel I should carry through with that threat this year. 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> except for top shelves in supermarkets
49:00 <eon> i been around b4 the internet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
50:00 <beehhh> 7 years gone achived little by academics but out in general a lot of knowledge
50:00 <eon> had inet on 300board modem
50:00 <eon> then 2400
50:00 <eon> then 14.4
50:00 <eon> i know more shit than most you cunts
50:00 <Bastardly_One> your brain is on 14.4
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
50:00 <beehhh> i really need to get off finals after 8days
51:00 <Skirmish> I bet you know your shit eon ... and that's about it. 
51:00 <Nikky`> true Skirmish.. 
51:00 <Skirmish> :) 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he doesn't pick up on tht Skirmish
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *that
51:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
51:00 <eon> Skirmish this is my coma
51:00 <Skirmish> Hope the mrs brings lunch soon. I am getting rather famished. 
52:00 <eon> so u love it dont ya
52:00 <eon> when i wake up
52:00 <Skirmish> If I had to have a coma I would want the people in it to like me. 
52:00 <eon> ends all you cunts
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the vodka has kicked in
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fo' sho
53:00 <eon> nah i ok
53:00 <eon> just
53:00 <Skirmish> I am going to have to come into work tomorrow ... which is going to annoy me. 
53:00 <Nikky`> I have to go into work tomorrow, its going to annoy me
53:00 <Nikky`> haha
54:00 <Skirmish> I wrote an email to the chick who sorts out computer accounts and email and told her than I was getting emails from WA and wanted her to fix it up. get to work this morning and try log in and it says "your account has expired.". 
54:00 <Skirmish> Not sure what the fuck she's done. 
54:00 <Skirmish> No help desk support for an international company on a sunday. :-/ 
54:00 <Nikky`> That is lame
55:00 <Skirmish> Indeed. 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
55:00 <Bastardly_One> can't ring and remote log from home?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> just asking
56:00 <Skirmish> Nah defence associated computers. No remote access unless it's from IT. 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
57:00 <Skirmish> I will restart it. See if that fixes it. 
57:00 <eon> g    0
57:00 <eon> u    /\
57:00 <eon> i   /\/\
57:00 <eon> n   \../
57:00 <eon> e   /\/\
57:00 <eon> a   \()/
57:00 <eon> !    \/ 
57:00 <BlackDevil> im sleepy
57:00 <BlackDevil> flooder
57:00 <eon> opps
57:00 <Bastardly_One> where are you in the states BlackDevil?
58:00 <Nikky`> ok I need to track some food down and maybe sleep smidge more haha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya Nikky` <3
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going for a nap too kids
58:00 <Bastardly_One> until later
58:00 <eon> i going fishing on my speed boat
58:00 <eon> ,         \0   
58:00 <eon>         ___|\_
58:00 <eon> ;',...,§)____/,.';..
58:00 <eon> rofl
59:00 <Skirmish> Ok this spam from eon is the straw. Ban this artard. 
00:00 <eon> oh Skirmish
00:00 <eon>   ()v()
00:00 <eon>   (δ δ)       
00:00 <eon>  =(♦Y♦)=
00:00 <eon> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Hitler has more friends than you do eon. 
01:00 <eon> Bass`Babe85
01:00 <Moke> blackdevil floods the city with his shit
01:00 <eon> f \\\  (Y)
01:00 <eon> u  \\\ | | 
01:00 <eon> c   \\\| |
01:00 <eon> k    WW()()
01:00 <Moke> hes such a fat cunt
01:00 <eon> lol
01:00 <eon> rofl
01:00 <eon> lmao
01:00 <Moke> hasnt taken a shit in years
01:00 <Moke> the fat fuck
01:00 <druidess> mokeeee
01:00 <Moke> heya
01:00 <Moke> heya!
02:00 <eon> (δ δ)  
02:00 <eon>  ' , 
02:00 <eon> tear drops
02:00 <eon> remind me
02:00 <eon> baby of u
02:00 <druidess> hiiiii
02:00 <eon> hi druidess
02:00 <druidess> shutthefkkup
02:00 <Skirmish> I am told you're a faggot from the old #facebook days moke. 
02:00 <druidess> die eon
02:00 <druidess> hey kelevra
02:00 <Moke> skirmish 
02:00 <Moke> i am god
02:00 <Moke> that is all u need to know
02:00 <Skirmish> Maybe the muslim one. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Not mine. 
02:00 <Moke> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> Hey druidess, how are you?
03:00 <Skirmish> Moke is now known as Allah. 
03:00 <eon> i can draw ascii
03:00 <Moke> allaaaaaaaah
03:00 <eon> u try
03:00 <druidess> not bad at all Ty how u been
03:00 <eon> come on
03:00 <Skirmish> Allah ackbar
03:00 <eon> i made like 100+ asciis
03:00 <Moke> eon u can draw aviici i dont think hes gonna be happy u can make shitty dance beats
04:00 <eon> u try draw one
04:00 <eon> come on smart ass
04:00 <Kelevra> Yeah good thanks, its bloody hot here today
04:00 <eon> fucken idiots
04:00 <Moke> lol
04:00 <eon> apart from druidess
04:00 <Skirmish> Where you living these days Kelevra? Still with Lee in Melbourne? 
05:00 <eon> Kelevra lives at brothel she works out of
05:00 <eon> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> Even if that were the case, she is still doing better than you eon. 
06:00 <eon> nope
06:00 <eon> i got 170k for free so far
06:00 <eon> so i doing better
07:00 <Skirmish> You lie. 
07:00 <eon> i own my home
07:00 <Skirmish> You're living in a 1bdrm housing commission flat. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Don't be a junky liar. 
07:00 <eon> its not commision
07:00 <eon> you fuck
07:00 <druidess> omg someone give eon a lethal injection .. be ur best friend
08:00 <eon> i'll give u an injection druidess
08:00 <eon> will not be lethal
08:00 <Skirmish> druidess will write the persons name on her tits and send pic of them if a lethal injection is given to eon. 
08:00 <eon> but would make both us happy
09:00 <Skirmish> How can you inject anyone when you can't even get an erection? 
09:00 <eon> plan is vodka mixed with lemonade and nrg drink
09:00 <eon> when nrg drink runs out eat
09:00 <druidess> yes i would
09:00 <eon> druidess would give me erection neday
09:00 <druidess> fuck ofg
10:00 <druidess> u fuk off too kolo u stinkyasshole
11:00 <Skirmish> Restarting the computer did not fix my issue. 
12:00 <shadsam> RETARD
12:00 <eon> lol
13:00 <shadsam> LOL
13:00 <Skirmish> Having another fat attack Shads? 
13:00 <shadsam> JUST HAD A FRENCH CIGAR
13:00 <Skirmish> If you had $300k it would have been cuban. 
13:00 <shadsam> french imo
14:00 <Skirmish> French cigars are for pov cunts. 
14:00 <Skirmish> Even the french don't smoke them. 
14:00 <shadsam> youd know retard
14:00 <shadsam> <Skirmish> Restarting the computer did not fix my issue. 
14:00 <Skirmish> So you drink cheap shit beer, smoke cheap shit cigars ... there is a trend emerging here. 
14:00 <shadsam> spastik
15:00 <druidess> ok now eon being creepy in pm to me
15:00 <Skirmish> Is he being suggestive? 
15:00 <druidess> if i look u up dont b scared
15:00 <shadsam> slide your tounge up his bum
15:00 <eon> rofl
15:00 <druidess> fine ill just be hostile n waiting for u with a machete
15:00 <eon> yeah shadsam has idea
15:00 <druidess> fuck scared
15:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like a threat druidess. I would be contacting the police were I you. 
16:00 <eon> wht
16:00 <eon> lol
16:00 <druidess> yeah
16:00 <eon> i said if i add u on fb
16:00 <druidess> can someone pm me his details
16:00 <Skirmish> Report him and his stalker activities. 
16:00 <eon> cause we have b4
16:00 <druidess> im calling the polices
16:00 <eon> i dont live in queensland
16:00 <druidess> and the fbi and cia 
17:00 <eon> i know the fbi
17:00 <eon> no shit
17:00 <eon> used to play wow with them
17:00 <Skirmish> Yes shit. 
17:00 <Skirmish> You are telling lies again. 
17:00 <eon> no i am not
17:00 <druidess> ok this is a job for spiderman
17:00 <eon> why do u think i still sitting here
17:00 <Skirmish> LOL someone on wow told you they were FBI. That's funny. 
17:00 <druidess> rofl
18:00 <eon> they never told me
18:00 <eon> i just knew
18:00 <druidess> its like saying im angelina jolie
18:00 <eon> you are hotter than her
18:00 <Skirmish> I had a guy yesterday on wow tell me he earnt $5000 a week and couldn't spell half the words in his sentence. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Must have been legit. 
18:00 <eon> you are stupid aint ya
18:00 <shadsam> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> mrs is here. time for lunch
19:00 <Skirmish> bbl
19:00 <shadsam> hes dence
19:00 <druidess> huh
20:00 <shadsam> * Updated ignore switches for *!*[email protected]
21:00 <druidess> aww shadsie
22:00 <shadsam> Skirmish: 19 gay cd
22:00 <druidess> he has 19 gay cds
22:00 <druidess> is that the entire nickelback collection
23:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: Nah I moved to narre temporarily and on the 13th I head back to Brisbane
23:00 <druidess> y r u coming back here
24:00 <Kelevra> Cause I've got a job there to go back to and my certs are only valid in qld
24:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off 
27:00 <eon> doing pretty god 50 gram on wensday still got some left
27:00 <eon> tabbacco
29:00 <Pieter> The new thor movie isnt bad
30:00 <Pieter> Fuck i love dlna,  streamed right frommy phone, perfection -
32:00 <couleurs> Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Pieter> Yeaaap
39:00 <couleurs> u rok Pieter 
39:00 <eon> someone deleting my book marks
39:00 <Pieter> I know :)
39:00 <eon> have to do the gif again
45:00 <druidess> Chris do u believe in the boogey man
45:00 <eon> yes i cant create imgur
45:00 <eon> account
45:00 <eon> every name i put is taken
45:00 <druidess> try boogey man
46:00 <Lumeah> lol
46:00 <Lumeah> Grim Reaper? 
47:00 <Lumeah> hi peeps
47:00 <druidess> Chris still believes in the boogey man
47:00 <druidess> fuk off fox
47:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <Lumeah> of poor fox.... lol
48:00 <Fennec_Fox> druidess learn to grow another dick on ur head
48:00 <Lumeah> *awe
48:00 <druidess> hes a dirty homo 
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <Lumeah> poor guy lol
49:00 <Pieter> I have a yeast infection 
49:00 <Lumeah> lol feral 
50:00 <Lumeah> i burt my fingie
50:00 <Pieter> Suffer 
50:00 <Lumeah> lol suffer back
51:00 <Lumeah> ta
52:00 <eon> internet is fucked
52:00 <eon> i cant chose alisid on soundcloud
52:00 <eon> but no where else
53:00 <eon> heaps of fake cunts stealing my name
53:00 <Lumeah> register... lol
53:00 <eon> http://i.imgur.com/yxI7VR1.gif
53:00 <eon> thats me puffing
54:00 <Lumeah> puffing on what? 
54:00 <eon> a cigga
54:00 <Lumeah> is it green or brown? 
54:00 <eon> brown
55:00 <eon> i got vodka but atm
55:00 <Lumeah> ahh nice at night can't drink in the day. 
55:00 <Lumeah> makes me sick
56:00 <druidess> pizza flavoured riccecrackers
56:00 <Lumeah> a energy drink.. lol
57:00 <eon> i wanta try ricecrackers with tomato paste and cheese salami melting in micro
57:00 <eon> that would be nice
57:00 <Lumeah> anybody know oldno7? 
57:00 <druidess> mmmm no
57:00 <druidess> yea
57:00 <druidess> why
58:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm kebab. 
58:00 <Lumeah> cuz he was talking about this chick he liked in a shop and i wanna know what shop where. i missed the end of the story /rant the other day 
58:00 <eon> it said i cant use my real name on imgur
59:00 <eon> said it was taken
59:00 <eon> i try that url
59:00 <eon> its not there
59:00 <eon> what a load of shit
59:00 <Lumeah> lol aww poor eon
00:00 <eon> it like last girl i kissed had smack on her lips
00:00 <eon> i so hanging
01:00 <Lumeah> hi tuftoy
02:00 <Lumeah> she had smack on her lips? 
02:00 <eon> i been going mental
02:00 <eon> not eating
02:00 <Skirmish> Probably had the load of some other guy on her lips when he kissed her. 
03:00 <eon> i just saying last time i saw a female
03:00 <Skirmish> How does it feel knowing you ingested the semen of another man Chris? 
03:00 <eon> was 2 years ago
04:00 <eon> i just see druggie guys
04:00 <eon> i stuck in cycle
04:00 <druidess> lol
04:00 <Skirmish> I knew it. You're gay. You just see guys now. 
04:00 <Lumeah> lol that's grose
05:00 <eon> gay
05:00 <eon> i lose the plot about woman for 2 years
05:00 <eon> it will still keep going
05:00 <eon> lets make it 3
05:00 <Pieter> Bed time bbl
05:00 <eon> and u calling me gay
05:00 <druidess> obsessed
05:00 <eon> no
05:00 <druidess> yes
06:00 <eon> just one person ever gave me affection
06:00 <druidess> creepy obsession
06:00 <druidess> she was fried
06:00 <Skirmish> You kissed a girl with jizz on her lips and now you only see guys. You must have got a taste for it. 
06:00 <druidess> woulda kissed anything
06:00 <druidess> skirmishs theory actually holds up
06:00 <Skirmish> I am a logical thinker. 
07:00 <eon> when i get called
07:00 <eon> i will talk
07:00 <eon> i will still say fuck
07:00 <eon> dickhead
07:00 <eon> cunt
08:00 <eon> but when u wake up
08:00 <eon> to the world
08:00 <eon> i will be here\
08:00 <Skirmish> Why the fuck are you on the internet. If this is what I get when I donate money to charities I am going to stop. 
08:00 <Skirmish> "Hello sir could you spare some money for the House with No Steps?"  
09:00 <Skirmish> "FUCK NO, not until you take that computer off that dickhead jizz kissing tosser on irc named Chris!"
09:00 <Lumeah> lol omg.. lol
09:00 <Lumeah> rof... funny
10:00 <Skirmish> I need to go for a stroll soon and walk off that kebab. 
11:00 <Skirmish> On the other hand ... I could hibernate and sleep it off. 
13:00 <Skirmish> What are you doing here on a Sunday Lumeah. Shouldn't you be off with a boy or something? 
13:00 <Skirmish> Don't hang out here and end up lonely and alone like druidess. 
14:00 <Lumeah> lol im having lunch by the ocean. 
14:00 <Skirmish> On irc? 
15:00 <Skirmish> That's terrible. 
15:00 <Lumeah> yes on my phone.. lol
15:00 <Skirmish> Surely there is a boy nearby you could talk to. 
16:00 <Lumeah> lol yeah riiight... 
16:00 <Skirmish> Are you a horrible disfigured freak or something? 
16:00 <Lumeah> no
16:00 <Skirmish> What is the G.O? 
16:00 <Lumeah> lol god only knows 
17:00 <Skirmish> Well take a picture of yourself sitting there near the ocean and send it through. I will let you know why guys aren't interested in you. 
17:00 <Skirmish> bbs. 
18:00 <Lumeah> lol i haven't tried. 
20:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:00 <Lumeah> hi shadow 
21:00 <druidess> shadowgate is very funny
29:00 <Skirmish> Still waiting on that pic. 
30:00 <druidess> Mr kolo and his unhealthy obsession for aromatic assholes
31:00 <mR`KoLO> wtf you're dellusional
31:00 <Lumeah> i have a work pic. lol
31:00 <Kelevra> Its the ocean, not a pot of gold, why would you assume Lumeah is lying Skirmish lol
31:00 <Lumeah> hi nikky
32:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lumeah
32:00 <druidess> kolo is a buttmuncher
32:00 <Skirmish> I didn't ask for a pic of the ocean. 
32:00 <Lumeah> i know. lol
32:00 <Kelevra> Oh.. Okay >.<
32:00 <Skirmish> I live near the ocean. I don't need pics of it. 
33:00 <Nikky`> Damn..I was about to send you a pic of the ocean
33:00 <Nikky`> delete delete
33:00 <Skirmish> Only if it's the ocean of your eyes Nikky` 
33:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather a pic of the ocean then a pic of a strange ircian atm
33:00 <Matthew1> good afternoon to the divine Nikky`
33:00 <druidess> kelevra kolo asked me to ask u if he can sniff ur butt quickly before he gets down to business
33:00 <Nikky`> totally
33:00 <Kelevra> Lol
33:00 <Nikky`> good afternoon Matthew1 :o)
33:00 <Lumeah> what am i lying about? 
33:00 <druidess> yay Matthew
33:00 <Skirmish> Not sure. I think Kelevra got confused. 
34:00 <Kelevra> I did indeed
34:00 <Nikky`> They say once you have kids your mind turns to mush..soooooo
34:00 <Nikky`> She has an excuse, now
34:00 <Nikky`> haha
34:00 <Kelevra> I thought were not believing they were having lunch beside the ocean on irc
34:00 <druidess> i think the butt sniffing qn threw her
34:00 <Skirmish> Have I been gone that long?! 
34:00 <Lumeah> fuck off with the but sniffing 
34:00 <Matthew1> hello druidess
35:00 <druidess> hi Matthew sweetcheeks
35:00 <Lumeah> i am
35:00 <Lumeah> i dun lie
35:00 <Skirmish> I was asking for a pic of them Kelevra so I could tell them why they were on irc and not chatting to a boy. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Do you have red hair Lumeah?
35:00 <Nikky`> If I was at the ocean lunch having lunch i'd not be on here talking to this lot
35:00 <Lumeah> no
35:00 <druidess> u tell kolo fuk off with the buttsniffin
35:00 <druidess> dont shoot the messenger geez
35:00 <Lumeah> did lo
36:00 <Kelevra> I'd not talk to a boy at the beach
36:00 <Lumeah> there's noone here.. lol
36:00 <druidess> no those beach riff raff 
36:00 <Kelevra> Sounds like heaven
36:00 <Skirmish> Do you have facial hair Lumeah?
36:00 <Lumeah> no
37:00 <Skirmish> I seen an old lady at the pub where I was having lunch on Friday that had more hair on her chin than I did. It was so horrible but I couldn't look away. 
37:00 <Nikky`> I do Skirmish...want a pash rash? pucker up
37:00 <Kelevra> Lol
37:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
37:00 <Matthew1> how have you been dear?
37:00 <Skirmish> You're so awesome Nikky` I'd bottle your farts to use as memories when you weren't around. 
37:00 <Lumeah> lol. 
38:00 <Lumeah> funny
38:00 <Kelevra> That's so romantic
38:00 <druidess> aromantic
38:00 <Nikky`> Very romantic
39:00 <Matthew1> hi Spongebob
39:00 <Lumeah> hi sponge
39:00 <Skirmish> LOL druidess you funny lard ass. 
39:00 <Skirmish> aromantic. 
40:00 <Skirmish> I lol'd irl. 
40:00 <druidess> ikno i kill me
40:00 <Skirmish> If only ... 
40:00 <Kelevra> Hrmm I wonder what the temp is.. I have a single beer in the fridge but if I have that I'll want more but it might be too hot for the walk. Oh the dramas of a hot day.
40:00 <BlackDevil> i took a nap
40:00 <Lumeah> apparently im needly.. lol but that's relevant to the person.. 
41:00 <Skirmish> you are needy? 
41:00 <Skirmish> How so? 
42:00 <Lumeah> its crap.. lol 
42:00 <Lumeah> bullshit excuse. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Oh, that was the excuse the last guy gave you to break up? 
42:00 <Lumeah> gutless pricks. lol
43:00 <Skirmish> That is an interesting choice of excuse though. 
43:00 <Lumeah> nah i broke the last in person guy
43:00 <Skirmish> You broke a guy? 
43:00 <Skirmish> In two? 
43:00 <druidess> um
43:00 <Skirmish> You must be one big bitch. 
43:00 <Lumeah> why.. is there a male code in there? 
43:00 <druidess> speak properly lumeah
43:00 <Skirmish> Fucking HUUUUUUGE!
43:00 <Skirmish> I think her phone is editing for her and it's getting confused. 
43:00 <Lumeah> lol im not 
44:00 <Lumeah> sorry im typing on my phone 
44:00 <Lumeah> yeah 
44:00 <Skirmish> Yeah there is a code men use when giving women an excuse to break up. Women will always mention it to the next guy they meet. It's a way of passing on warnings. 
44:00 <Skirmish> "My last bf told me I was crazy lol"  Guy runs. 
44:00 <druidess> lollll
44:00 <Lumeah> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> dum mistake huh
45:00 <Skirmish> So for one of your ex's to say you are needy ... there is a message in there. 
45:00 <Lumeah> i dont think i was 
45:00 <Skirmish> Did you think he wasn't spending enough time with you? 
45:00 <Skirmish> Did you think there was not enough sex or affection? 
45:00 <druidess> my last one said he cant figure me out and i said u prob never will and he said i might if u stuck around long enough
46:00 <Skirmish> I imagine you very much like Rebel Wilson in real life Druidess. 
46:00 <druidess> i love her
46:00 <Skirmish> The outter caustic and sarcastic persona that hides the tender heart of a fatty. 
47:00 <Nikky`> I don't like her
47:00 <Nikky`> I just don't find her that funny
47:00 <Skirmish> Some of her stuff is gold. Other stuff is meh ... trying to hard darling. 
47:00 <druidess> each to their own
47:00 <Lumeah> the last guy in person i thought was to needey.. ironic huh
47:00 <Nikky`> exactly druidess.. if everyone liked the same person life would be boring
48:00 <Skirmish> Hang on ... the guy that said YOU were needy was just an internet guy? 
48:00 <druidess> how would we know lumeah
48:00 <Skirmish> if you have a pic you're happy to share, send it to me lumeah. I can tell a lot from a pic. 
48:00 <druidess> u could be a needy psycho
48:00 <Nikky`> You're such a pic whore Skirmish
49:00 <Skirmish> Hey I don't ask for tits anymore. 
49:00 <druidess> he is isnt he
49:00 <Skirmish> I am growing up. Plus, you really can tell a lot about people from pics. 
49:00 <druidess> you did just this morning skirmish 
49:00 <Skirmish> PLUS ... I am happy to share mine too.
49:00 <Skirmish> I never asked anyone for tits. 
49:00 <druidess> noone wants to see ur moobs
50:00 <druidess> you did
50:00 <Nikky`> I have to go to shops again later..can't believe I forgot to get yoghurt for my breakfast at work :/
50:00 <Matthew1> I don't like her either, Nikky` ... she is a national embarrassment for Australia
50:00 <Skirmish> You lie so hard. 
50:00 <Skirmish> I am in a committed relationship. I do not ask for tits. 
50:00 <druidess> u did
50:00 <Nikky`> I wouldn't go that far Matthew1 haha
50:00 <Skirmish> Maybe in your dreams I asked you. 
51:00 <Skirmish> The only time today I have referenced boobs, was saying you'd show yours to anyone that gave Chris a lethal injection. 
51:00 <druidess> you did end of story
51:00 <druidess> ohhhh
51:00 <druidess> ok
51:00 <Skirmish> Rightio Mandyjane. 
51:00 <druidess> cool
52:00 <druidess> u saw her tits? poor u
52:00 <Matthew1> she is on par with Peter Hore, James Packer & Martin Bryant
52:00 <Skirmish> No, I was re-naming YOU mandyjane if you were going to be a habitual liar. 
52:00 <druidess> ohhh i see
54:00 <Serenity> fck
54:00 <Skirmish> LOL mzyoyo ... haven't you been sold to an arab oil millionaire as a sex slave yet? 
55:00 <BlackDevil> do you like a little lube
55:00 <BlackDevil> so what are you complaining about Serenity?
55:00 <Serenity> nothing fuck up
55:00 <BlackDevil> you were
55:00 <BlackDevil> about being zlined
55:00 <Skirmish> She is trying to let Crip in past Awolf's ban. 
55:00 <BlackDevil> for something
56:00 <Serenity> welcome to 18 hours ago
56:00 <Serenity> shut up
56:00 <BlackDevil> im sorry i got a life
56:00 <Serenity> no you dont
56:00 <Serenity> you were sleeping in a drugged our stupor
56:00 <Serenity> dont pretend you have a life
56:00 <Skirmish> Claws are out ... eyes are scratched. 
57:00 <BlackDevil> i like my drug out stooper
57:00 <Serenity> well its not a life stop pretending
59:00 <Kelevra> Lol
00:00 <Shadowgate> lol
00:00 <druidess> i knew it
00:00 <druidess> shadowgate is funny
00:00 <BlackDevil> so i got a phone from some kids saying im there dad
00:00 <Shadowgate> lol druidess
01:00 <Kelevra> Sounds like something Anth0ny would go the through on a daily basis
01:00 <druidess> blackdevil loves trannies and meth
01:00 <druidess> definitely kelevra
01:00 <BlackDevil> you sould like cumiva
02:00 <druidess> sounds like u
02:00 <Serenity> how many kids does he have Kelevra
02:00 <Skirmish> So who fathered your child Kelevra? 
02:00 <druidess> all adds up now
02:00 <Serenity> to how many women
03:00 <Skirmish> She's back. Welcome back Mzyoyo. 
03:00 <druidess> the ones he knows abput
03:00 <Skirmish> We've missed you. 
03:00 <druidess> could be 100s
03:00 <Serenity> gross
03:00 <Skirmish> ^5 for rooting so many chicks. 
03:00 <druidess> the abomination of next generation
04:00 <druidess> brothers n sisters falling in love with each other
04:00 <Kelevra> Three to three women Serenity 
04:00 <druidess> dogs n cats living together mass hysteria!
04:00 <Kelevra> Two girls and a boy
04:00 <Serenity> what irritates me is no one really says anything about that
04:00 <druidess> all irc chicks?
04:00 <Serenity> but if he were a female she'd be a dirty slut
04:00 <druidess> or just two
04:00 <druidess> laras sister
04:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: no one so far
05:00 <druidess> n that hollie chick pyro boinked later on
05:00 <Serenity> those two share women a lot
05:00 <Doodle> hehe boinked
05:00 <Kelevra> druidess: to my knowledge they are from irc
05:00 <Serenity> imagine whats on their dicks
05:00 <Skirmish> Oh, I thought I saw someone say you'd popped a kid out.
05:00 <druidess> yeah all of them lol
05:00 <druidess> wonder who the third lucky lady was
05:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish: I did but that doesn't mean anyone fathered her
05:00 <Serenity> i think the point she was trying to make is her child has had no father
06:00 <Skirmish> female jesus. Right. 
06:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
06:00 <Serenity> because anthony isnt a fathers asshole
06:00 <Kelevra> Haha
06:00 <Crip> oh hai
06:00 <Kelevra> Too bloody right
06:00 <Skirmish> Ah so he strikes again! Another babeh mumma to chase him for the child supports. 
06:00 <Serenity> dont change your nick Crip it will ban you again
06:00 <fawks> Hehe
06:00 <druidess> crip :)
06:00 <Serenity> only way to stop that is to go get a vhost
06:00 <Kelevra> Lol Skirmish 
06:00 <Doodle> YOU GO GET A VHOST
06:00 <druidess> dont do it crip
06:00 <mzyoyo> looooooooooooooooooooooool
07:00 <fawks> Eheheheh
07:00 <druidess> its a trap
07:00 <BlackDevil> is http://www.podnapisi.net/en slow?
08:00 <druidess> no its just u
08:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooo
08:00 <druidess> mean doodles
08:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
08:00 <Doodle> i'm not mean
09:00 <Kelevra> If you're not mean prove it and come get money and go get me a slab, kthnx
09:00 <druidess> me too
09:00 <Skirmish> LOL go get me a slab. Oh dear. 
10:00 <Kelevra> Yes her too!
10:00 <druidess> and some weed
10:00 <Lumeah> lol no
10:00 <druidess> yes
10:00 <Lumeah> yeah some weed. loo
10:00 <druidess> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> Making me walk is just mean
10:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
10:00 <Doodle> i already have weed
10:00 <BlackDevil> everything is just me
10:00 <druidess> shutup
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <druidess> just mean
11:00 <Doodle> sif mean
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Electric Pandas - Big Girls.mp3 (4.79MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:14)
12:00 <druidess> big grrl u r beautiful 
12:00 <Serenity> ugh ive turned into such a mum... im excited about the new tupperware i have so i can sort my cupboards out today...
12:00 <Serenity> where has my life gone
12:00 <Doodle> gayyyyyyy
13:00 <druidess> doodle loves mika
13:00 <Lumeah> lol rof
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mika - Big Girls (You Are Beautiful).mp3 (9.54MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 4:10)
13:00 <druidess> lol
14:00 <Crip> I'll get a austnet gheyhost
14:00 <Doodle> Cripla
14:00 <druidess> sellout
16:00 <druidess> burns sellout into his lawn
16:00 <Nikky`> Don't be mean Doodle
16:00 <Doodle> :o
16:00 <Doodle> its not mean
16:00 <Doodle> he likes it
16:00 <druidess> is so
16:00 <Doodle> pff
16:00 <druidess> uve upset him now
16:00 <druidess> hope ur happy 
16:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
16:00 <Doodle> i am druidess
16:00 <Doodle> i am
17:00 <druidess> fine
17:00 <Doodle> have a cone
17:00 <druidess> no u
17:00 <Doodle> ok
17:00 <druidess> i quit
17:00 <Serenity> where the fuck is that bastardly one idiot too
17:00 <Doodle> me too
17:00 <druidess> like yesterday
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <druidess> night
17:00 <Serenity> sick of him talking about me and assuming shit about me n then talking about it to people like its fact
17:00 <Doodle> its my bday soon so i'm quitting
17:00 <Doodle> cos i'm getting too old 
18:00 <Doodle> for fun
18:00 <Nikky`> I think you can quit tomorrow
18:00 <Doodle> get used to it sezz
18:00 <Doodle> make it tuesday Nikky`
18:00 <Nikky`> No, I want you to quit for my bday
18:00 <Doodle> hang on
18:00 <druidess> yeah doodle quit tomorrow
19:00 <Doodle> your bday is tomorrow?
19:00 <druidess> gimme all ur weed
19:00 <Doodle> cos mine is the day after
19:00 <Serenity> i dont mind a good argument but i wont have him trying to stir shit on my behalf
19:00 <Nikky`> Yessum
19:00 <Doodle> we should fuck to celebrate
19:00 <Nikky`> We should
19:00 <druidess> so whats these so called lies
19:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
19:00 <Nikky`> do it 11:55..so it is in mine and yours
19:00 <Serenity> what he said this morning to you and whoever else was talking
19:00 <Serenity> [5:28am] <Bastardly_One> lol ... Serenity got butt hurt recently by sarah
19:00 <Serenity> [5:28am] <Skirmish> Fuck druidess humour. She has none.
19:00 <Serenity> [5:28am] <johninja> "i was joking.." "oh..."
19:00 <Serenity> [5:28am] <Bastardly_One> the "you've changed"
19:00 <Serenity> [5:28am] <Bastardly_One> she took that to heart druidess
20:00 <druidess> i cant remember
20:00 <Serenity> i never said a word to him about anything. he pissed on about it for 5 hours by himself
20:00 <Serenity> hes trying to cause more fights than necessary
20:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:00 <Skirmish> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! 
20:00 <Lumeah> gezz lpl
20:00 <British^Meat> yup, sounds like him :)
20:00 <Skirmish> PUNCH HIM IN THE GOUCH! 
20:00 <Doodle> [14:19] <Nikky`> do it 11:55..so it is in mine and yours
20:00 <druidess> dunno what ur saying
20:00 <Doodle> re00wwwwwwwwww
20:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
20:00 <Serenity> he did it to me the other day about something else too kelp going on about somethingi was apparently upset about
20:00 <Serenity> and it didnt even register
20:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodledoooooo
21:00 <Doodle> hehehehehhe
21:00 <druidess> i thought he was referring to me calling u and ur partner smashed crabs
21:00 <Serenity> no
21:00 <Serenity> hes not
21:00 <druidess> but i could be wrong
21:00 <Serenity> you bimbo
21:00 <druidess> no idea love
21:00 <Serenity> either way
21:00 <Kelevra> Lol
21:00 <Serenity> no one went on about anything buit him
21:00 <Skirmish> Like you can talk druidess.
21:00 <druidess> yeah well like a few on here
22:00 <British^Meat> Mel u big poof :)
22:00 <British^Meat> how u goin?
22:00 <British^Meat> u 2 ok withj this shit heat?
22:00 <druidess> like to talk a whole load of shit
22:00 <Serenity> so when hes on next hes gonna cop a nice mine your own fucking business
22:00 <Serenity> mind*
22:00 <druidess> neither could u skirmish u fugly troll
23:00 <Kelevra> Yeah we're good, the baby has been fucked up though cause the weather keeps going up and down. I saw Adelaides weather and wow..
23:00 <BlackDevil> i like watching tv shows without commercials
23:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off. Your manky minge would explode in a gushing mess of swamp juice if you seen me irl druidess. 
24:00 <British^Meat> ugh, i know, today is another 45, then it drops to 30
24:00 <Kelevra> Lol Skirmish 
24:00 <British^Meat> mid 30's all through the week
24:00 <British^Meat> kinda hoping this is th last of it
24:00 <Kelevra> Holy crap, hope you have ac
24:00 <British^Meat> yer, only in the lounge
24:00 <British^Meat> so guess where we've been sleeping :)
24:00 <Skirmish> Last month of summer .... hope it starts cooling down quickly. 
24:00 <Kelevra> I remember it reaching like 47 or something crazy when I lived there
25:00 <Lumeah> lol @ skirmish 
25:00 <Kelevra> Haha I use to do at my mums old house, I'd chuck the airbed straight under the ac
25:00 <Kelevra> I hope Brisbane weather is okay when we get there
26:00 <Kelevra> The baby has already had a cold once, its horrible when they get sick
27:00 <Skirmish> What did you name her? 
27:00 <Skirmish> I was looking at my msn contact list the other day and you were on it Kelevra. 
27:00 <Skirmish> Deleting everyone from it and blocking since I got a weird message from a chick I used to bang occasionally in 2009. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Was a weird WEIRD email. 
28:00 <Kelevra> Yeah really? Cripes, I don't use MSN anymore and my ex took over that email so no worries
28:00 <druidess> u had a baby kelevra?
28:00 <Kelevra> Tbh I'm not completely sure who you are lol
28:00 <Kelevra> Yeah 
28:00 <druidess> srs
28:00 <mzyoyo> okie dokie
29:00 <Kelevra> Yep, it hurt alot
29:00 <Kelevra> I didn't have it naturally though so I bet naturally it hurts a whole world more 
30:00 <Skirmish> No utterly destroyed vagina torn from clit to ass? 
30:00 <Skirmish> Lucky! 
31:00 <BlackDevil> i wish some guy destroyed my vagina
31:00 <Pull-The-String> lol
31:00 <Mew> some lady over here split her cunt open giving birth and they sowed it up the wrong way
31:00 <Mew> sewed
31:00 <Pull-The-String> wasnt that you Mew?
31:00 <Pull-The-String> you fat bitch
31:00 <Matthew1> charming...
31:00 <Mew> nah i didnt have any tearing
31:00 <Mew> and hello to you too!
32:00 <Skirmish> Pull-The-String is another one of them terrible wannabe trolls. Why can't they improve their trolling! 
32:00 <Pull-The-String> Skirmish
33:00 <Skirmish> You know they're dumb fucks when they have to type your name, hit enter, and then think up a comeback because blending the two together is too much to do at once. 
33:00 <Mew> give him some time to think of something other than "you fat bitch" Skirmish lol
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <BlackDevil> hi element
33:00 <BlackDevil> found a proxy
33:00 <Matthew1> trolling is so 2010...
33:00 <Mew> oh is it ELement? ahaha
33:00 <British^Meat> element, can you do a pic of me?
33:00 <British^Meat> Pls?
33:00 <Pull-The-String> BlackCock
33:00 <mzyoyo> yeah
34:00 <mzyoyo> akdlghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
34:00 <BlackDevil> Mew http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391310680184.jpg
34:00 <mzyoyo> big black cock
34:00 <Skirmish> Trolling is a fantastic and entertaining artform destroyed by fools like Pull-The-String. 
34:00 <Pull-The-String> Keep throwing those tampons at Serenity.. she likes it
34:00 <Kelevra> Wow
34:00 <mzyoyo> weirdo
34:00 <Mew> definitely Element
34:00 <Matthew1> RomperStomper was/is the worst 'troll' ...
34:00 <Matthew1> but that has calmed down
34:00 <Mew> theres a very distinctive level of terrible in his trolling lol
34:00 <Doodle> bullshit, romper was a gay
34:00 <Mew> and you can tell he thinks hes amazing at it
35:00 <Doodle> worst troll
35:00 <Skirmish> Those are some hell titty veins. 
35:00 <BlackDevil> so element is from Latvia
35:00 <Serenity> no no i dont love the tamspons thrown at me
35:00 <Serenity> i just like mind finger bashed
35:00 <Skirmish> Mew: exactly. He's giggling like a school girl sniffing helium thinking he's 4chan veteran troller. 
35:00 <Serenity> mine*
35:00 <Doodle> http://oi40.tinypic.com/20743m0.jpg
35:00 <BlackDevil> takes me a while to trace ann IP
36:00 <Matthew1> is that a doodle photo?
36:00 <Doodle> negative
36:00 <Skirmish> The best troller I've seen in here for quite some time was the Pirate. I fucking loved his work. 
36:00 <Matthew1> no need to click then
36:00 <Serenity> ROFL rob
36:00 <Serenity> i love that you have these old pics
36:00 <Doodle> haha
36:00 <Doodle> http://oi42.tinypic.com/15s9cu0.jpg
36:00 <druidess> get Matt excited for nothing
36:00 <Mew> Pirate <3
36:00 <Pull-The-String> Pirate couldn't handle it being given back to him.. he's a hide away
36:00 <Doodle> Matthew1 doesn't like my penis
37:00 <British^Meat> Pull-The-String pirate still lives
37:00 <Matthew1> I don't like any...
37:00 <mzyoyo> who's that
37:00 <British^Meat> i know of this
37:00 <Skirmish> he doesn't mess with wannabes like you Pull-The-String. You need to make the grade before he will bother with you.
37:00 <Pull-The-String> oh really?
38:00 <Matthew1> mzyoyo is in and out... like a yo yo...
38:00 <Mew> and a dildo
38:00 <Skirmish> How appropriate? 
38:00 <Skirmish> Druidess' buttplug
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> i mean :x
38:00 <British^Meat> hah thats what i was thinking, Pull-The-String, you aint all that :)
39:00 <British^Meat> One of these "got an irc rep to unhold!" mongs
39:00 <British^Meat> ad uphold
39:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely disgraceful attempt at making people respond with any kind of emotional investiture. 
39:00 <Matthew1> what did awolf do ?
39:00 <British^Meat> was born
39:00 <Skirmish> Log on. 
39:00 <Doodle> Skirmish said tit
40:00 <Skirmish> I did. Titty veins I said. 
40:00 <Doodle>  investiture. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Titty veins was better. 
40:00 <Doodle> http://oi41.tinypic.com/al4swp.jpg
40:00 <Doodle> 4 sezz
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <Doodle> dat sleeve
41:00 <Pull-The-String> Skirmish, Your boyfriend Pirate and his fat gf Mew got fucked up.. Pirate went into hiding and Mew isn't as mouthy as she was but still lingers her stink
41:00 <Pull-The-String> http://i.imgur.com/RTTMBQf.jpg <<<<<<<<<<<< Mew pretending to be preggers - P.S I'll be back.
41:00 <Mew> im just as mouthy tyvm
41:00 <Matthew1> is that Romper ?
41:00 <British^Meat> lol "i'll be back" oh gawd
41:00 <Serenity> wheres the turtle ones rob!
41:00 <Doodle> hang on
41:00 <Mew> wb Pull-The-String
41:00 <Pull-The-String> yeah Mew
42:00 <Mew> you're meant to say ty
42:00 <Skirmish> Mew is a hotty. So jelly of Pirate. 
42:00 <Pieter> How darw this bitch
42:00 <Serenity> wait so if you were pretending to be preggo
42:00 <Serenity> is R a fake baby?
42:00 <Serenity> im confused
43:00 <Mew> yeah ive photoshopped him into every pic
43:00 <Mew> he doesnt actually exist
43:00 <Serenity> talented dude
43:00 <Mew> ive been working on my skills, thx
43:00 <British^Meat> how did u pretend? did u use a melon? id have used a pillow
43:00 <Serenity> good job making him look so much like pirate
43:00 <British^Meat> or a pillow and a melon
43:00 <Matthew1> Mew (if that is really you... on here, who knows) ... you're pretty
43:00 <Mew> i had one of those fake baby bump thingys under my dress
43:00 <Mew> the ones they use on tv shows
43:00 <Skirmish> Pirate just looks like one of those cunts that you can't stop laughing at/with. 
44:00 <Skirmish> He would make my face cramp. 
44:00 <Mew> look at his sexy teeth in that pic
44:00 <Mew> i wanna lick them
44:00 <Skirmish> He is my friend forever. 
44:00 <Serenity> turns out pirates laughing face and R's crying face are exactly the same
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <Mew> LOL yes
44:00 <Mew> oh and thanks Matthew1 :)
44:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
44:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Romper/TURDLE.jpg
45:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Romper/FALLENTURDLE.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
45:00 <Serenity> this was the night sonia and i became friends LOL
45:00 <Serenity> the turdle pics
45:00 <Doodle> my personal fave
45:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Romper/BOO.jpg
45:00 <Matthew1> for somebody who made an absolute artform of trolling the appearance of other IRC users... he makes me want to reach for the bucket...
45:00 <Skirmish> Mew is not pretty. She's a fucking glamour. What kind of heathen are you Matthew1? Learn more words. 
46:00 <Doodle> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/96180sx/Romper/ROMPSTER.jpg
46:00 <Serenity> ROFL
46:00 <Doodle> great days
47:00 <Skirmish> I miss #facebook. Some of the people there were great trolls. 
47:00 <Doodle> indeed
47:00 <Serenity> real trolls
47:00 <Doodle> but i ruined it
47:00 <Serenity> not this nonsense we get now
47:00 <BlackDevil> he is trying to get back on
47:00 <Matthew1> they reached a real height in #random I felt... during its 'peak' ...
47:00 <Doodle> the trolls told me i killed that channel
47:00 <Doodle> i dunno if thats a win or not
48:00 <Serenity> well i killed austnet
48:00 <Serenity> so beat that
48:00 <Doodle> oh you bitch
48:00 <Skirmish> I apparently killed #newcastle. 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle took down #facebook anyhow
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bob Marley - I Shot the Sheriff.mp3 (3.48MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:47)
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ruined it
48:00 <Serenity> soupnazi
48:00 <Skirmish> Rooinned. 
48:00 <Doodle> with my common sense and whatnot
48:00 <ShadowLurker> and your wheelchair rampages
48:00 <Serenity> it went to shit when sonia bailed
48:00 <Mew> LOL
48:00 <Doodle> i think it was my rugged good looks
48:00 <Doodle> they got jealous
48:00 <Mew> reweened
48:00 <Nikky`> when did you get that Doodle?
49:00 <Doodle> lol Nikky` i've always had it!
49:00 <Skirmish> I like Doodle's humour. It's direct and to the point and usually involves using something dumb that person has said. Turn around trolling. He is level 10. 
49:00 <druidess> get what
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Nikky`> I feel so left out that i've never seen it then :P
49:00 <Doodle> you're so mean to me Nikky`
49:00 <druidess> good looks or common sense
49:00 <Doodle> its hot
49:00 <Doodle> lets do it and stuff
49:00 <Nikky`> lets
49:00 <Nikky`> n stuff
50:00 <Skirmish>  You should so stop trying with Nikky`, Doodle. You've got no chance right? 
50:00 <Doodle> i've always had both druidess
50:00 <Doodle> yeah
50:00 <Doodle> i'm a failure
50:00 <Doodle> etc
50:00 <druidess> i cant believe my eyes
50:00 <Matthew1> Beiber is reaching new lows... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfaQpcDCIAEGgHS.jpg
50:00 <Skirmish> Druidess is furiously double clicking to the pic of Pirate. 
50:00 <Nikky`> No No..for our bdays.. he has a chance
50:00 <Doodle> @_@
50:00 <Doodle> re00wwwww
51:00 <Doodle> pity i'm working through it
51:00 <druidess> shutup skirmish mew already showed me that pic ages ago
51:00 <Skirmish> Sif close your eyes to lick a nipple. What the fuck? Did they think they were feeding or something?
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <Nikky`> Same
51:00 <Skirmish> So you fapped to it ages ago too then? 
51:00 <druidess> i was staring at her breasts OK
51:00 <Doodle> lol@ that watermark, so apt
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I was checking out the massive cleavage real estate too. 
52:00 <Skirmish> I just imagined Pirate was laughing at me over it. Made the pic feel like I was in it. 
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <couleurs> pixelated nipple tattoos
52:00 <Matthew1> I can't really pinpoint the exact 'moment' Beiber starting going off the rails... I think it was when One Direction became famous...
52:00 <Matthew1> started*
52:00 <druidess> hes like haha i could be wearing a mankini in this pic n nobody would be the wiser for it
53:00 <couleurs> thank u TMatthewz
53:00 <Skirmish> He has been given the same advice as Miley Cyrus. If you want to shake your teen clean image you need to go out and do stupid shit. They just want an older segment of the population to be interested in them. 
53:00 <Nikky`> ok will bbs - get the shops n putting petrol in the car over n done with
54:00 <Matthew1> Miley threw away the best thing she ever had in Liam Hemsworth... he is one the sexiest men alive
54:00 <Kelevra> Lol
54:00 <doctor> celebrities arent real people
54:00 <BlackDevil> he still trying to find proxies
54:00 <doctor> im almost certain they don't even exist
54:00 <Pull-The-String> Colombia
55:00 <Serenity> wb dude
55:00 <Serenity> oh
55:00 <Serenity> there he goes
55:00 <Mew> colombia lmfao
55:00 <Doodle> ay columbia
55:00 <Matthew1> most people who encounter fame at an early age always go through a compulsory few year 'rebellious' period... 
55:00 <simba> oh god matthews full of news ltd bullshit again
56:00 <Matthew1> Tina Arena , Maureen McCormack (Marcia on Brady Bunch), Justine Bateman...
56:00 <BlackDevil> lets find out where he got that ip from
56:00 <couleurs> what about marky mark the baddest of them all...
56:00 <Pull-The-String> Thailand
56:00 <Mew> LOL
56:00 <Pull-The-String> yeah BlackCock, lets find out
57:00 <Kelevra> Lol
57:00 <Mew> just calm down and hang out for a while Element
57:00 <Mew> have a normal chat
57:00 <simba> Lol. He's saying random Countries.
57:00 <Pieter> Weird that pic is really you mew?
57:00 <Doodle> krgystan
57:00 <Pull-The-String> dumb cunts got no idea.
57:00 <Pieter> Id get it up for you 
57:00 <Mew> why is that weird Pieter
57:00 <Mew> oh
57:00 <Mew> jesus
57:00 <Doodle> ulaan-bator
57:00 <Pieter> Heh
58:00 <Matthew1> capital of Mongolia
58:00 <Doodle> ougadougou
58:00 <Matthew1> bit chilly I hear
58:00 <Pull-The-String> I think everyone would bone Mew cause shes got a matress strapped to her back... everyone gets a turn.
58:00 <Doodle> *ouagoudougou
58:00 <Mew> come on smellement
58:00 <Mew> you might get to stay if you be nice
58:00 <Pull-The-String> aww alright
58:00 <Doodle> nice element is worse than nasty element
58:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <Mew> good boy
59:00 <Mew> what have you done today to make you feel proud Pull-The-String?
59:00 <Pull-The-String> Found it yet BlackCock?
59:00 <Matthew1> I used to be a little nasty on the Internet... but there is no point I have discovered
00:00 <Mew> theres nothing wrong with being an occasional cunt
00:00 <Mew> but you have to have some kind of quality personality to fill in the rest of the time
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Harmony - Don't Let It Go To Your Head.mp3 (5.13MB 192kbps Stereo 3:44)
01:00 <Matthew1> my Foxtel has just 'frozen' :(
01:00 <Pull-The-String> warm it up then
01:00 <Mew> wow
01:00 <Matthew1> how?
01:00 <Doodle> lol humour
01:00 <Doodle> stop it its weird
01:00 <Matthew1> take the card out... and put it back in...
01:00 <Mew> thats dadderific
01:00 <simba> lol how
02:00 <couleurs> get your hairdryer out Matthew!
02:00 <simba> cuddle it and feed it headlines from the papers, that'll warm her up
02:00 <Matthew1> don't need to use that this time of year
02:00 <Matthew1> or just call it a 'faggot' hey simba? then spend half an hour justifying how that word isn't a homophobic insult... uhuh buddy...
03:00 <Doodle> don't be gay
03:00 <simba> wat
03:00 <simba> its not my fault u didnt know faggot was a bundle of sticks
03:00 <Mew> have you tried turning it off and on again?
03:00 <British^Meat> oi
03:00 <Matthew1> yes, it's fine now
03:00 <Matthew1> I just put the card out and in
03:00 <Matthew1> now it's reloading
03:00 <British^Meat> faggot isnt homophobic
03:00 <British^Meat> u guys stole it from us
03:00 <Mew> cool beans
03:00 <British^Meat> just like gay and queer
03:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all fags
04:00 <British^Meat> you guys ruined those words for us
04:00 <Matthew1> it doesn't have to be, no, British^Meat... but the context in which meathead here used it was definitely meant as one
04:00 <simba> what a dumb faggot
04:00 <Doodle> donde es medicale homosexuale
04:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <simba> back in the day faggot had nothing to do with gaylords, i thought this was common knowledge
06:00 <simba> it was used to describe a bundle of anything, not just sticks
06:00 <British^Meat> its a meat ball
06:00 <simba> then somehow we started calling faggots faggots
07:00 <British^Meat> we used to eat faggots
07:00 <Skirmish> Simba and a faggot of his mates went to the pub. See Matthew1? It's just a normal word. 
07:00 <British^Meat> its only here and in the US that that particular word is so used for homosexuals
07:00 <simba> words only cut you if you let them
07:00 <Skirmish> ^
07:00 <Matthew1> we are talking about somebody here who has a complete inability to be accountable for his actions and admit when they have fucked up...
07:00 <Matthew1> I've heard enough
08:00 <simba> yeah you
08:00 <simba> lolololol
09:00 <Matthew1> you're too juvenile to be on my channel feed... enjoy my recently renovated ignore list. xx
09:00 <Pull-The-String> Are you ok over there BlackDevil?
09:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
09:00 <BlackDevil> ?
09:00 <ShadowLurker> your appologies mean nothing here
09:00 <simba> lolololol
09:00 <simba> what a faggot
09:00 <ShadowLurker> right
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lmao @ no accountable
10:00 <ShadowLurker> not*
10:00 <Pull-The-String> BlackDevil, You found nothing yeah?
10:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Simba ... you just think you can get away with everything don't you! 
10:00 <Mew> i bet Pull-The-String is wanking furiously right now
10:00 <simba> he'll never ever put me on ignore
11:00 <Skirmish> He needs you to justify his existence in this channel. 
11:00 <Matthew1> he does... he thinks he is some moral compass when he is just some massive souvalki sucking bong smoking mong
11:00 <ShadowLurker> he's baaaack
11:00 <simba> whoa angry racism
11:00 <Serenity> matthew is perm banned anyway why is he here
11:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
11:00 <Skirmish> You're terrible for saying the word faggot but using your ethnic origin to insult you is fine. 
12:00 <Serenity> i can handle a lot of idiocy but not that much
12:00 <Pull-The-String> Mew, I've told you a hundred times, i'm not interested in your sexual advances.
12:00 <Pull-The-String> Thailand again.
12:00 <British^Meat> Pull-The-String can u give me some attention?
12:00 <British^Meat> i would like a pic made up of me
12:00 <British^Meat> cheers
12:00 <Skirmish> Yeah me too! 
12:00 <Pull-The-String> British^Meat, I bet you would.. you like looking at yourself... faggot.
13:00 <Skirmish> I live in the Brick Hut in Adamstown, Newcastle 2300. 
13:00 <Skirmish> My phone number is 0401600528. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Now make me a pic! 
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> so, thats a yes?
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <simba> what an old wash up
14:00 <Skirmish> Did his thai bride leave him and now this is how he spends his free time again? 
16:00 <Skirmish> I hope he's making a pic as he watches. 
16:00 <British^Meat> lol, i just love the level of determination
16:00 <Pieter> I wonder if my number port is completer 
16:00 <British^Meat> not only to evade zlines
17:00 <Pull-The-String> China
17:00 <British^Meat> but to have a nother nick in here
17:00 <British^Meat> AND find out ppls info
17:00 <British^Meat> AND make pics of them
17:00 <British^Meat> its a crack up
17:00 <British^Meat> i mean, who does that? :)
17:00 <ShadowLurker> hes running out of ips
18:00 <ShadowLurker> doesnt everyone British^Meat
18:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he is just pulling the router out and resetting it for a new one? 
18:00 <Skirmish> Lot of effort to get around a ban. 
18:00 <Doodle> he's a trooper
18:00 <Pull-The-String> Ireland
18:00 <ShadowLurker> @180. thjen @27.
18:00 <Doodle> oh 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
18:00 <Doodle> hello
18:00 <British^Meat> i just couldnt be that dedicated to IRC :)
18:00 <Doodle> OIRELAND
18:00 <ShadowLurker> not 149
18:00 <ShadowLurker> now*
18:00 <Skirmish> Me either. 
18:00 <simba> i wonder if pollock liked my magazine cover of SHADS MAGAZINE
19:00 <ShadowLurker> ban *!?PTS@*
19:00 <ShadowLurker> fixed
19:00 <Skirmish> LOL that was yours? I fucking laffed so hard. 
19:00 <simba> w00t
19:00 <Skirmish> He raged so hard. 
19:00 <simba> i didnt see him say anything about it
19:00 <Skirmish> Kept telling me about my broken family and saying my son is retarded trying to deflect me away from laffing at the magazine cover.
19:00 <Skirmish> This morning he was blowing up. 
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Skirmish> B1 kept linking it. Each time it was linked he's blow up some more. 
20:00 <Skirmish> he'd*
20:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
20:00 <ShadowLurker> link again i didnt see it
21:00 <Skirmish> BMO! I live that voice. I love that cartoon. 
21:00 <Mew> hi JoeBlow
21:00 <Skirmish> love. 
21:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img32/1349/xudr.jpg
21:00 <JoeBlow> hi
21:00 <Skirmish> lol @ plus tips on seducing women. 
21:00 <Doodle> LOL
21:00 <Mew> how are you JoeBlow?
22:00 <JoeBlow> tired u??
22:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOLOL
22:00 <ShadowLurker> is that really shads
22:00 <Pull-The-String> China
22:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Excessive linked it last monday. 
22:00 <Pull-The-String> I'm not running out of anything :) and banning the @ident doesn't "fix" anything... that is the most useless ban of them all.
22:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOL
22:00 <ShadowLurker> why u mad for
22:00 <Skirmish> I bet Shads is hating Excessive for doing it. 
22:00 <ShadowLurker> thats funny as
23:00 <Skirmish> What happened to your thai bride Pull-The-String?
23:00 <BlackDevil> he'll reply when he comes back
23:00 <JoeBlow> hi Pull-The-String
24:00 <eon> fucken jeff = cleo10
24:00 <Skirmish> How is the hormone treatment going Cleo10? 
24:00 <Skirmish> eon cybered Cleo10 for hours before realising it was a guy. 
24:00 <Cleo10> speakin from experience Skirmish
24:00 <eon> i didnt cyber
24:00 <Skirmish> Same as eon was offering to down on Serenity's husband. 
24:00 <simba> yea Jeffy stole the cleo name idk why
25:00 <simba> i think the real cleos been gone for years
25:00 <Cleo10> some one not gettin the attention he/she deserves Skirmish
25:00 <Skirmish> You couldn't possibly mean me since you're giving me heaps. 
25:00 <Moke> hey simba
25:00 <Moke> how r u man
26:00 <Skirmish> I am not as curious about trannys as eon is though. Sorry. 
26:00 <Moke> eon is a cunny funt
26:00 <simba> yo steve
26:00 <Skirmish> eon's parents played the spoons on the soft spot on his head as an infant. 
28:00 <eon> this is me
28:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/fact-of-book
28:00 <eon> but thats shit
28:00 <Pull-The-String> Indonesia
28:00 <Skirmish> I could not name one single person that would be interested in knowing you. 
29:00 <Skirmish> What happened to your thai bride? 
29:00 <Skirmish> Last I heard you found out she was working in a brothel to make the money to leave you. 
29:00 <eon> kewl
30:00 <eon> ;p
30:00 <eon> ooomp
30:00 <eon> hi
30:00 <simba> chris 'fact of book' doesnt work
30:00 <eon> was :p to someone else
30:00 <simba> it probably sucks
30:00 <simba> so doesnt matter
30:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/trance-acid-remix-2014
30:00 <ooomp> Fuck of eon
30:00 <ooomp> +f
32:00 <eon> didnt u just get zlined
32:00 <eon> why u back
32:00 <ooomp> Me?
32:00 <eon> i hope not you
33:00 <Skirmish> I'd pay to see eon zlined. 
33:00 <ooomp> Agreed Skirmish
33:00 <eon> would only last 2 mins
33:00 <eon> lol
33:00 <eon> maybe 5
33:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a challenge. 
34:00 <ooomp> I wish they'd give me the access to do it
34:00 <ooomp> I'd happily zline eon many times over
34:00 <eon> ooomp
34:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/twisted
34:00 <Skirmish> Removing him from the channel would make the female regulars feel less uncomfortable. 
35:00 <simba> tru
35:00 <ooomp> eon scares me to be honest
35:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he is a serial creeper. 
35:00 <eon> WebbY do i scare u
35:00 <eon> ?
35:00 <eon> i heard i scare ppl
36:00 <Skirmish> You make females in this channel feel uncomfortable. 
36:00 <eon> why cause they sleep with assholes b4 me
36:00 <Moke> np: The Tea Party - Temptation "Tangents [Best of Collection]"
37:00 <Moke> id pay to see skirmish zined
37:00 <Skirmish> They never sleep with you. That is why you make them feel uncomfortable. You seem to think that you are in with a chance. 
37:00 <Moke> zlined
37:00 <Moke> glined
37:00 <Moke> fucking shitlisted from this network for good
37:00 <eon> listen to my fucken music
37:00 <eon> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/alisid-the-game?in=alisid/sets/remixs
37:00 <Skirmish> You've got no money though. Too busy bashing your wife. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Get a job mate. 
37:00 <Moke> i do have a job fgt
38:00 <Skirmish> Bashing your wife isn't a job. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Stealing her centrelink payments isn't a job. 
39:00 <eon> cleo is jeff
39:00 <Skirmish> You cybered Jeff. 
39:00 <eon> he came out just as my friend came to see me
39:00 <eon> i did cyber
39:00 <eon> he asked me if i wanked
39:00 <eon> i said no
39:00 <eon> i make music
39:00 <Skirmish> So you lied. 
40:00 <eon> no
40:00 <Skirmish> You make music just like Shads does. 
40:00 <eon> maybe if u listen
40:00 <Skirmish> You won't make it onto the cover of a prestigious magazine like Shads did though. 
40:00 <eon> spend hour of your time
40:00 <eon> u would see i smarter than most
40:00 <ooomp> Lol
40:00 <Skirmish> Do I look like Simon fucking Cowell to you? 
41:00 <Skirmish> I'm not here to listen to your tragic attempts at music. 
41:00 <eon> i got 10 followers in last week
41:00 <eon> now i have 11
41:00 <ooomp> Skirmish, best not call it music at all
41:00 <ooomp> Let's refer to it as noise
41:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's why I only went as far as "tragic attempts". 
42:00 <Nikky`> That's me all done for the rest of the day, even got lunch organised for tomorrow
42:00 <eon> u'ld rather protect a 80 year old pedo
42:00 <eon> than me
42:00 <ooomp> Good work Nikky`
42:00 <Skirmish> You are super efficient Nikky`.
42:00 <Nikky`> Not really Skirmish, just prefer not to worry about it later
42:00 <Skirmish> Were you touched by an 80yo pedo eon? Not sure why you would have that on your mind. 
43:00 <Skirmish> I knew the mrs was off work today so I didn't bother worrying about it. Just messaged her at 10 and said "Can I have some lunch?"
43:00 <Nikky`> Rude
43:00 <Skirmish> I got a mixed kebab with homus and tabouli! 
44:00 <Skirmish> Win. 
44:00 <Nikky`> She can have a day off without having to look after you
44:00 <Moke> simba this is for u mate
44:00 <Moke> np: DJ Rashad - feelin (feat. spinn & taso) "Double Cup CD"
44:00 <ooomp> I hope you'll repay her efforts Skirmish
44:00 <Skirmish> Yes she can. That will be the day after I die. 
45:00 <Skirmish> repay her efforts? It's no effort to look after me. She agreed to marry me ... she is now obligated to. God says so. 
46:00 <Serenity> worst husband ever
46:00 <Ben> Afternoon..
46:00 <Skirmish> *sticks finger up and pokes tongue out*
46:00 <Nikky`> agreed Serenity haha
46:00 <ooomp> She isn't your property Skirmish
46:00 <ooomp> Hey Ben
46:00 <Skirmish> God says she is. 
46:00 <Ben> Hey ooomp, whats happening?
46:00 <ooomp> Oh? Where exactly
46:00 <Serenity> you arent married yet
47:00 <Skirmish> In the bible. 
47:00 <Nikky`> I do believe he is having a lend of us, surely he isnt that kind of 'male'
47:00 <ooomp> Not a lot, yourself
47:00 <Ben> Yeah not alot
47:00 <Ben> Cooking in this heat..
47:00 <Ben> No aircon in this god forsaken house
47:00 <ooomp> That should be a priority before baby
47:00 <ooomp> Can't live without air con
48:00 <Ben> Yeah we're picking up a portable aircon next weekend
48:00 <mzyoyo> I can't live
48:00 <mzyoyo> if living is without aircon
48:00 <Ben> ooomp, your absolutely correct
48:00 <Skirmish> How did the species survive pre air con? 
48:00 <mzyoyo> I can't live, I can't live anymore
48:00 <Ben> Skirmish : I dunno. Fans? Swimming pools?
48:00 <Lumeah> hello peeps.. lol what crap did i miss ?  lol 
48:00 <ooomp> not a lot
48:00 <Lumeah> ok
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <Ben> Skirmish : Quite possibly the current generation are a load of wusses where as in my parents era and before that they would just put up with it
49:00 <Skirmish> Someone came into the channel angry because their thai bride took a jon in a brothel to make money to leave them Lumeah. 
49:00 <Pieter> Mzyoyo my love
49:00 <ooomp> eon is gay, Skirmish scored lunch and Ben cooked in the heat
49:00 <mzyoyo> Hi Pieter
49:00 <ooomp> Pretty much covered it
49:00 <Pieter> *bite*
49:00 <Ben> haha. Nice summary..
49:00 <Lumeah> hehehe 
49:00 <couleurs> i'm eating ice cream
49:00 <Skirmish> Be aware that Pieter has MRSA mzyoyo. 
49:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok thats a good recap then lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Be careful bout what fingers he jams in your manky minge. 
50:00 <Ben> Lumeah : In otherwords you didn't miss a thing..
50:00 <mzyoyo> I want to get some ice cream
50:00 <Lumeah> yeah tought so lol just checking lol
50:00 <ooomp> What did you cook Ben
50:00 <Ben> ooomp : haha nothing
50:00 <Skirmish> If two words were ever made to go together manky and minge are those words. 
50:00 <Pieter> Fuck ya
50:00 <Ben> ooomp : Acutally wait. Toated sandwiches in the frying pan
50:00 <Ben> Forgot about that
50:00 <ooomp> That's disappointing
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
51:00 <Ben> Toated? TOASTED..
51:00 <Ben> God..
51:00 <Pieter> I wanna go messinasnow
51:00 <ooomp> Where's the Sunday roast
51:00 <Ben> ooomp : At someone elses house
51:00 <Nikky`> We are the sunday roast
51:00 <Nikky`> ones without aircon
51:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/VZaripODbjU
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Low Jack - Look At My Pyramid (Nov 17, 2012) 5:45 - Category: Music - 2,608 views - 26 likes (92.9%), 2 dislikes (7.1%)
51:00 <ooomp> Lol
51:00 <simba> choonz
51:00 <Ben> lol
51:00 <mzyoyo> Hi Simba
51:00 <Pieter> $7 double scoop :)~
51:00 <simba> hi yoyo how u been
51:00 <ooomp> Fine. Roast at my house
51:00 <ooomp> Dinner at 6
51:00 <mzyoyo> alright you?
52:00 <Ben> Done and done
52:00 <Ben> brb
52:00 <simba> good :D
52:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo is your forehead still massive or have you grown your hair in a way to try and cover some of it? 
53:00 <mzyoyo> :)
53:00 <simba> OH MY GOD WERE HAVING A FIRE.... sale
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <mzyoyo> OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...crotch
55:00 <Skirmish> I see that your brain still hasn't adapted to the massive amounts of sunlight your forehead captures and is overheating. 
56:00 <fawks> Lmao
56:00 <beehhh> get a solar roof
57:00 <Lumeah> lol
57:00 <simba> i dont listen to anything without (Club mix) at the end of it
57:00 <ooomp> beehhh my favourite Australia PR reject
57:00 <fawks> Dj skitzmix
57:00 <fawks> Yallah remix
57:00 <beehhh> G'day skinny arse
58:00 <simba> DJ Infant - Rattle Rhythm
58:00 <Lumeah> yallah?
58:00 <beehhh> ooomp offered to marry me but I ....
58:00 <Lumeah> lol
58:00 <simba> but youre gay now?
58:00 <beehhh> my penis is not big enough for her she might not be satisfied
59:00 <mzyoyo> wow
59:00 <mzyoyo> you can have an operation
59:00 <mzyoyo> to enlarge
59:00 <Pieter> Haha
59:00 <ooomp> An inch isn't big enough for anything
59:00 <simba> dont u prefer trannies tho mirza
00:00 <beehhh> head was cut bitch on an anestetic
00:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:00 <Lumeah> well a inch isn't 
01:00 <beehhh> ooomp likes donkey sized
01:00 <Lumeah> :P
01:00 <Lumeah> good for oomp
01:00 <beehhh> extra large
01:00 <ooomp> Just like the dildos you use on yourself beehhh
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
02:00 <beehhh> i cooked minestrone this morning with cumin turmric eggs and tomatoe
02:00 <mzyoyo> not a fan
03:00 <Pieter> Be my fan
03:00 <couleurs> you're a minestrone
03:00 <British^Meat> Skirmish, what is BMO?
03:00 <Pieter> Im hot
03:00 <Skirmish> Character in the cartoon adventure time. 
03:00 <Lumeah> oh i watch adventure time 
03:00 <beehhh> boiled baby cabbage, washed potato, aussie carrot, young ginger and organic fuselli by alce nero n mustard green
03:00 <ooomp> Pieter, you're not
03:00 <Pieter> Am too
03:00 <beehhh> i cook the best
03:00 <Pieter> Its 39
04:00 <Pieter> :)
04:00 <British^Meat> ahhh yes adventure time
04:00 <British^Meat> i know o f this
04:00 <ooomp> Pieter is very unattractive when hot
04:00 <beehhh> i also added oragano n flaxseed into the egg mixx
04:00 <beehhh> two lime juice
04:00 <Skirmish> http://youtu.be/T-AA3lk53DA    <----- BMO
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BMO teaches Football how to drink tea (Oct 30, 2013) 1:32 - Category: Film and Animation - 4,129 views - 26 likes (96.3%), 1 dislikes (3.7%)
04:00 <beehhh> damn tasty better than ooomp's arse
04:00 <simba> stfu mirza, pig
05:00 <mzyoyo> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> oh hah, cool
05:00 <ooomp> beehhh what's the latest country to reject your visa application? Vietnam?
05:00 <Skirmish> I download all every episode of Adventure Time. Love it. Son and I watch it. 
05:00 <Lumeah> lol cool 
05:00 <Skirmish> Zimbabwe. 
05:00 <beehhh> congo
05:00 <Skirmish> Apply to North Korea Beehhh. 
05:00 <simba> adventure time and drawn together are 2 of the worst things to ever happen
05:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
05:00 <couleurs> bemo rox
05:00 <simba> theyre for the PandasDontDrive of the world
05:00 <beehhh> yeah north korea is cool better than isreal
06:00 <beehhh> israel
06:00 <mzyoyo> fucking cartoons 
06:00 <Lumeah> drawn togther is a little wired
06:00 <Skirmish> I think North Korea would work for you. The fact they have no internet is an added bonus for us. 
07:00 <beehhh> cure of my dementia
07:00 <ooomp> Oh the joy
07:00 <ooomp> If only
07:00 <beehhh> ooomp is so skinny but when she takes the big dongs into her holes its a scene out of wonder
07:00 <Skirmish> A mother walks into a cinema and looks towards the back. Her son, doing the same says "Mummy, why is the screen at the back of the room?". Who was sitting in the back of the cinema? 
07:00 <simba> shut the fuck up mirza you fat gross pig
08:00 <Skirmish> A: Mzyoyo. 
08:00 <mzyoyo> simba doesn't like someone
08:00 <beehhh> simba trying to prove he got a bigdick
08:00 <Skirmish> I would have thought that would require a .jpeg
08:00 <mzyoyo> he doesn't need to prove that
09:00 <beehhh> mzyoyo wanna ride simba now
09:00 <ooomp> If simba and beehhh were the last two on earth with me, I'd get Sumba to kill beehhh
09:00 <simba> my dix huge
09:00 <ooomp> simba*
09:00 <mzyoyo> Nah, I prefer small penis'
09:00 <simba> id do it for planet earth
09:00 <Skirmish> What do you call it when you're laying in the park and mzyoyo walks by and her forehead casts a shadow over you? A solar eclipse. 
09:00 <mzyoyo> penises
09:00 <mzyoyo> peni
09:00 <beehhh> i'll tie him to a tree an put honey on his cock
09:00 <simba> fuck off mirza
10:00 <Lumeah> lol
10:00 <beehhh> then let the ants to do their job
10:00 <simba> ant blowjob
11:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo was sitting in an office one day and some people walked in, sat down, and begun having a meeting using her forehead as a whiteboard. 
11:00 <beehhh> more fierce blaze to occur
11:00 <Excessive> happeh sweatout simba :P
11:00 <simba> eh?
11:00 <beehhh> mzyoyo had a chinese bf just for the shake of having sex
11:00 <simba> its 22 degrees in my room 
11:00 <Excessive> oh nais
12:00 <Skirmish> LOL is that the asian guy in the pic you showed me ages ago yoyo?! ROFL
12:00 <Skirmish> The one when I first noticed your huge fucking head? 
12:00 <simba> play nice Skirmish
12:00 <Skirmish> I thought there was an empty billboard in the background at first ... then I seen the zit. 
12:00 <beehhh> atleast ooomp is loyal to her husband apparently
12:00 <mzyoyo> ooomp there it is
13:00 <Skirmish> I always knew that yoyo would end up with asian steve the wannabe murse. 
13:00 <Excessive> lol did stevie ever pay paulah back?
14:00 <beehhh> she was a hooker in syd china town at a massage parlor
14:00 <Skirmish> He rooted her for the pot. 
14:00 <Excessive> she lent him cash though
14:00 <beehhh> tiffanys pride or something i dont remember
14:00 <Moke> who r we on about
14:00 <Moke> br0n
14:00 <Skirmish> LOL I wish I knew about that before he left irc. He used to brag heaps about being a rich asian. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Him and his mercedes. 
15:00 <Skirmish> Guy from #sydney few years back. 
15:00 <Pieter> Anyone know of a getright for android? 
15:00 <Skirmish> Asian version of Chris. 
15:00 <Excessive> lmao, he lived with his oldies and couldn't get any centerlink cause of the oldies earnin too much apparently
15:00 <fawks> You suffer from PSI poor self esteem
15:00 <Lumeah> nup
15:00 <fawks> Its not I. EVERY SIGN IS WRONG
15:00 <Moke> np: Placebo - Battle For The Sun "Battle For The Sun"
15:00 <Skirmish> He hugged a fat chick from #sydney at a party thinking she would be ok with it and when she seen the pics she went to the cops. LOL
16:00 <fawks> Who lol
16:00 <Excessive> came around to mine in Lane Cove a couple of times to get on .......... the last time he asked for cash for me to lent him, I said I don't have cash to lend
16:00 <Lumeah> wouldn't that be PSE?
16:00 <simba> Pretty Sexy Enema
16:00 <Skirmish> Asian Steve hugged Sami. Sami showed me her hooters and they were racing to her knees and the left one had a massive lead. 
17:00 <beehhh> 2million household are on solar panel in nsw, simba how about ur roof yet got it/
17:00 <Skirmish> yeah he was well known for smoking everyone elses pot. 
17:00 <simba> .....shut the fuck up mirza dont talk to me
17:00 <Skirmish> Used to do it to Spoon a lot. 
18:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
18:00 <Excessive> spoon as in dom?
18:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. 
18:00 <Excessive> rite
18:00 <fawks> Steve
18:00 <Skirmish> He cut him off. Refused to even hang out with him. 
18:00 <fawks> He got annoying real quick 
18:00 <Skirmish> lol didn't he get cut with you for not emailing him back? 
18:00 <fawks> He hung out with aleco too
18:00 <Skirmish> He got so pissy with women who weren't into him. 
18:00 <Excessive> yeah I donno dom jus dissappeared ........... off irc and then off fb
18:00 <Moke> y r we even talking about this shit
19:00 <Skirmish> He wanted yoyo so bad. 
19:00 <fawks> Yeah he used to sook when I didn't give him attention 
19:00 <Moke> he sooked
19:00 <Moke> paul banks is an emo faggot
19:00 <Moke> br0n a drug fucked whore
19:00 <Skirmish> dom moved and got a job and decided that irc wasn't a good investment in time anymore. 
19:00 <fawks> Moke have you ever fingered your own asshole
19:00 <Moke> lenny
19:00 <Moke> lenny well hes just fucked in the face
19:00 <Moke> fawks
19:00 <Moke> how about u eat your poo
19:00 <fawks> Yes
19:00 <Skirmish> 2003 rang Moke. It said to leave it alone. 
19:00 <fawks> Why would I do that
20:00 <Moke> chucky
20:00 <fawks> How about you answer my question pls
20:00 <Moke> well there is a piece of scum
20:00 <Moke> chucky is a fat fucking pile of shit
20:00 <beehhh> simba thinks hes all tough n that but talking shit here n there
20:00 <Skirmish> Everyone you dislike is a fat something. I think you're projecting. 
20:00 <Moke> behh
20:00 <Moke> stfu
20:00 <Moke> skirmish u know chucky
20:00 <Moke> right
20:00 <Moke> im sure u hated him
21:00 <Skirmish> I know who he was on irc back in the day. 
21:00 <simba> stop talking to me mirza
21:00 <Pieter> skirmish is chucky
21:00 <simba> im Chucky
21:00 <Moke> im chucky
21:00 <Moke> NOOOOOOOOOOOT
21:00 <Moke> i called that cunt
21:00 <Moke> hes in perth
21:00 <Moke> he cried on the phone
21:00 <simba> i used to call him a lot
21:00 <Moke> had a rage quit
21:00 <Moke> it was hilarious he talks like a little bitch
22:00 <Moke> he used to go fucking rank
22:00 <simba> he sounds like a yappy little bogan
22:00 <Moke> yeah
22:00 <Moke> typical bogan scum
22:00 <Excessive> I went once and met Paula .......... drove down to Bulli lol ............. spent all arvo/nite in the back yard with her gettin drunk ............. she made me a bed in the spare room ......... I crashed n in the mornin when I got up I was covered in flea bites
22:00 <Moke> didnt he sell carpets
22:00 <Moke> or some shit
22:00 <Pieter> Hes fucking pollocks mum, id be raging too if thats all i could get 
22:00 <simba> he sells dreams
22:00 <Moke> lol
23:00 <Pieter> You fungal nail infections
23:00 <Skirmish> LOL you lie with dogs you get fleas Excessive! 
23:00 <Pieter> Fungus
23:00 <Moke> where is chucky
23:00 <simba> why are you even talking about pollocks step dad?
23:00 <Moke> i wish he would come back so he could get pwned
23:00 <simba> he doesnt use irc anymore
24:00 <Moke> i wish he could come back so we could fucking shit him right off
24:00 <Excessive> yeah maaaaaaaaaaan, the whole house smelt of dog lol
24:00 <Excessive> fckn hate ppl that let their old stinking dogs throughout the house
24:00 <Skirmish> For all the flak I have ever copped for meeting a lot of irc ladies ... my standards kept me well away from the likes of Paula and Samantha. 
25:00 <Moke> is anyone here interested in setting up a music channel
25:00 <Moke> and trading music
25:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of irc ladies. Welcome back Mew. 
25:00 <simba> only from jealous people im sure
25:00 <Mew> thx m8
25:00 <simba> shads owns #music the fat faggot
25:00 <Moke> loool
25:00 <Moke> hes a fuckwit that guy
25:00 <simba> we should just share in here 
25:00 <Moke> yeah
26:00 <Moke> i was thinking of doing something like bots
26:00 <Moke> actually putting root kits on over seas machines
26:00 <simba> choonbot
26:00 <Skirmish> What kind of music? 
26:00 <Moke> and hosting irc bots on it
26:00 <Moke> anything man
26:00 <Skirmish> I am into 5FDP at the moment. 
26:00 <Excessive> oh I wasn't in it for the "fckin her" .......... I had a car back then and was earnin a bit of cash, though it was boring on the weekends for me at times ........ so I was jus wantin to have somethin to do
26:00 <Moke> haha five finger is crazy as fuck
26:00 <simba> 5 fanny death punk
26:00 <Moke> motograter
26:00 <Moke> guys
26:00 <Moke> i went off alot of metal yonks ago
26:00 <simba> mmm
27:00 <Moke> really digging bass drum of death
27:00 <Moke> jeff the brotherhood
27:00 <Moke> wavves
27:00 <Skirmish> The first time I ever spoke to mzyoyo she was hooking up with Zipper! 
27:00 <Moke> hahaha
27:00 <Moke> mzyoyo i remember her
27:00 <Moke> lmfao
27:00 <Skirmish> She was seeing him, and complaining to me that he was creepy weird. 
27:00 <Moke> simba who are your top five musical influences
27:00 <Moke> or top five drummers
28:00 <simba> i finally found a rustie track i dont think is bad
28:00 <simba> umm thats an intense question
28:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea why she was shocked when I didn't want to see her. Sif get involved in that kind of mess. 
28:00 <Moke> my top five is John Stainier,Zach Hill,Abe Cunningham
28:00 <Moke> and i havent done the other 2 yet
28:00 <Excessive> someone say music?
28:00 <Excessive> I have a media server
28:00 <Moke> one of my all time favorite songs is by lcd soundsystem
28:00 <Skirmish> I am liking the redo of "House of the rising sun" by Five Finger Death Punch. 
28:00 <Moke> dnce yrself clean
28:00 <Pieter> Ohhhhhh coool a media server
29:00 <Moke> holy fuck that song is amazing
29:00 <Excessive> but wished I had better than adsl2+
29:00 <Pieter> Aweeesone
29:00 <Skirmish> Everyone wishes they had better than ADSL2+. Fuck you people who voted Liberals. 
29:00 <simba> skream was influencial to me back in the day
29:00 <Pieter> Hrm
29:00 <simba> no the NBN is bullshit
29:00 <Pieter> Im fibre
30:00 <Skirmish> How is it bullshit? 
30:00 <Moke> one of my most favorite shows ive been to is ODD FUTURE in 2011 and 2012 and battles at big day out 2012 and also Death Grips BDO 2013, Danny Brown,Earl Sweatshirt and Run The Jewells 2014
30:00 <Moke> simba i agree
30:00 <simba> because that will put the final nail in the coffin of the good internet
30:00 <Skirmish> Fibre to the home is bad how? 
30:00 <Moke> liberal r a bunch of elitist faggots
30:00 <simba> as we knew it
30:00 <simba> i dont want net nanny internet
30:00 <BlackDevil> anyone seen the tv show Banshee?
30:00 <simba> idk why everyone else is so keen for it
30:00 <Moke> my friend downloaded 1 gig in 4 minutes on nbn
31:00 <Skirmish> They can bring it in with our current system if they wanted it Simba. 
31:00 <Moke> man i downloaded 100 gig on 8mbps in a day
31:00 <BlackDevil> ohhhhhhhhhhhh fancy
31:00 <Skirmish> Fibre wasn't going to magically make it happen. 
31:00 <Moke> wireless is bullshit
31:00 <Excessive> who were the NBN supporters again, as in which corps and who put up the cash for it initially?
31:00 <Moke> i fucking hate wireless technology
31:00 <Pieter> Yeh i lewch at 4mb a sec
31:00 <Skirmish> There would have to be an evolution in our pricing and bandwidth limits to reflect the speeds and extra use. 
31:00 <Pieter> Leech
31:00 <Moke> pieter what torrents?
31:00 <TheRon> i say i don't like cricket oh no
32:00 <Moke> lol
32:00 <TheRon> i love it
32:00 <Moke> random
32:00 <simba> Skirmish they need the people 2 buy in tho
32:00 <Moke> hooooowzat
32:00 <Moke> i caught u out howzat
32:00 <Skirmish> Simba: I know, hence why there needed to be an evolution. 
32:00 <Pieter> I just use tpb
32:00 <simba> scary evolution 
32:00 <Moke> the problem with nbn because the infrastructure costs so much some areas of australia even suruburban areas are only going to receive wireless bullshit
32:00 <simba> im n ot ready
32:00 <Skirmish> I used to find it hard to break 10MB download on a dial up connection. Now I average 750GB a month. 
33:00 <Moke> because the fuckhead gov does not wanna run fibre
33:00 <Skirmish> With extra speed somes more use of the technology which requires more bandwidth. 
33:00 <Moke> the only real benefit to nbn for me is the bandwidth to download torrents
33:00 <Skirmish> comes*
33:00 <Moke> i can have 1000 going at once instead of 500
33:00 <Moke> thats all it eseentially means
33:00 <Excessive> I mean if Labor wanted to do a fckn "taxpayer scam again" like wat they did when they sold off Telstra in shares ........... right?! ......... so it was built by the taxpayers/public and then they sold it off to the public ......... so would this have been the NBN again built by the taxpayer and then sold back to the taxpayer?
34:00 <Moke> oh god
34:00 <Moke> telstra r fucked in the face
34:00 <Skirmish> Right now it may be. But with the speed will come new inventions and ways to utilise it. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Telstra are thieves. 
34:00 <Moke> true
34:00 <Moke> telstra are as gay as aids
34:00 <Moke> this fucken bullshit with the late fees on bills
34:00 <Skirmish> Selling a govt monopoly to become a private company is the stupidest thing ever done.
34:00 <Moke> they gonna rape the aussies of more money fuck off
34:00 <TheRon> as gay as beiber?
34:00 <Moke> they r useless they got curry munchers in cal centres
34:00 <Moke> they cant even talk english the stupid cunts
35:00 <Moke> they have some set bullshit to say to ppl to troubleshoot
35:00 <Moke> its like a set script to follow
35:00 <Moke> fucking wankers
35:00 <Skirmish> I hang up on anyone from a call centre that doesn't speak english. 
35:00 <Moke> same
35:00 <Moke> i had some fuckwit from supposedl nz other day call me said my computer had hacking software on it and was sending them stuff
35:00 <TheRon> is she really going out with him?
35:00 <Moke> i said your joking your full of shit i said your a scam and he hung up
35:00 <Moke> lol
35:00 <TheRon> is she really gonna take him home tonight?
36:00 <Moke> lmfao
36:00 <Moke> homeslice
36:00 <Skirmish> When I left telstra I had an aussie ring me and ask why and I told them. "I am sick and tired of having to deal with overseas call centres when I want to ask something. The only time I have ever heard from an aussie is now I am leaving. Telstra has TERRIBLE customer service. 
36:00 <Moke> its like harvey norman they al want u to believe this bullshit lies oh we have great service
36:00 <Skirmish> Then I explained that I could have unlimited internet on their infrastructure for $60 when they wanted to charge me $80 for 300GB. 
36:00 <Moke> harvey norman is another cunt of a company to deal with too
37:00 <Moke> yeah fuck your 80 dollats bullshit
37:00 <Moke> ill have my unlimited thanx
37:00 <Skirmish> I noticed on the weekend that JB have moved into home goods too. 
37:00 <Moke> r u serious
37:00 <Skirmish> Harvey won't be happy. 
37:00 <gremlinz> ages ago
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah JB Home I think it's called. 
37:00 <Moke> gerry harvey is a greedy cunt
37:00 <Moke> a whinging fat prick
37:00 <Skirmish> Only new to this area Gremz. 
37:00 <Moke> he fucking annoys me 
37:00 <Excessive> I did work on Harvey security system like a few years back
38:00 <Moke> have u guys seen the harvey norman adds
38:00 <Excessive> out at fckn Auburn
38:00 <Moke> the customer service adds
38:00 <Excessive> Harvey's*
38:00 <Moke> shop with confidence shit
38:00 <Moke> they paid all those ppl to say that bullshit
38:00 <Moke> all the fuckwits in the adds at the stores saying they love retail
38:00 <Moke> wank wank
38:00 <Excessive> done quite of few of his warehouses too
38:00 <Skirmish> The staff of the local harvey norman are arrogant cunts for the most part. They look you up and down and if they don't think you are going to buy big they ignore you. 
38:00 <Moke> and the customers saying i got great prices
38:00 <Moke> etc
38:00 <Moke> wank wank wank
39:00 <Moke> yeah they go like this guy isa bogan nah fuck him
39:00 <Moke> and walk on
39:00 <Moke> its a mentality the staff are taught to protray
39:00 <Moke> i know i used to work for the cunts
39:00 <Moke> 6 years i worked for slave drivers
39:00 <Moke> who basically if a customer looked like scum
39:00 <Moke> dont serve them
39:00 <Skirmish> Last time I went there I spent $8k and dealt with a new guy that spoke to us as soon as walked in. The other cunts tried to take over when they seen it was going to be a big sale. "Oh this isn't his area we can help you" Nah fuck off I want this guy or my money walks. 
39:00 <Moke> if they looked boganish ignorethem
39:00 <Moke> fucking bullshit mentality
39:00 <Moke> the bosses were the biggest cunts
40:00 <Moke> they allowed work place bullying to go on
40:00 <BlackDevil> i so agree
40:00 <Moke> and refused to help anyone
40:00 <Moke> they refused to help people been bullied once again bullshit favoritism and bullshit clicks
40:00 <Moke> if your not sucking the bosses dick then you considered an outsider
41:00 <Moke> thats the mentality of harvey norman
41:00 <Moke> the problem is a big company like it things like bullying go unnoticed because they r swept under the carpet they dont get scruitinised cause of the scale of the company
41:00 <Excessive> uz do know his wife is Joyce ye?!
41:00 <Moke> no one should be fooled y harvey norman and its bullshit advertisments about looking after customers
41:00 <Excessive> and that he bought her the business she runs
41:00 <Moke> its all a fucking false bunch of shit
42:00 <Moke> gerry harvey and his slut mole wife are greedy cunts
42:00 <Moke> joyce maye and domayne
42:00 <Moke> katie page
42:00 <Moke> shes a fuckwit
42:00 <Moke> that lady
42:00 <Moke> shes one of the nastiest pieces of shit ever
42:00 <Moke> i personally have not met her
42:00 <Moke> but the store i worked in gerry came into it
42:00 <Moke> and hes a fuckwit
42:00 <Moke> deadset fucking deadwood
43:00 <Moke> i know people who have met his wife at race meets
43:00 <Moke> and said shes an arrogany piece of shit
43:00 <Moke> arrogant*
43:00 <Excessive> all great ppl are almost all bad ppl
43:00 <Moke> gerry employs a bunch of pencil pushers and so called goody goody franchisees to run his shit box stores
43:00 <Moke> he thinks he owns the monoply of the retail market
43:00 <Moke> such a fucking whinging hypocrite
44:00 <Moke> im not gonna go into online trading
44:00 <Moke> and then kicks a massive stink about it
44:00 <Moke> next week the fat fuck is online selling his shit online
44:00 <Moke> what a fuckwit
44:00 <Moke> carrying on about money leaving our shores if shit wasnt so exspensive and if he didnt want ot be a greedy cunt and mark his goods so high then people who be more then happy to pay a decent price for a good product that came with good service
45:00 <Moke> but nooooooooooooooo
45:00 <Moke> the product i saw in the store with the most gp
45:00 <Moke> was like 1000 markup
45:00 <Moke> and the price the sales guy tells u on screen is the best is a lie
45:00 <Moke> u have rebates and bullshit to move with
45:00 <Moke> money comes in back door to the boss
45:00 <Moke> flexirent 
45:00 <TheRon> that's why i'm easy
46:00 <Moke> the boss gets paid a fucking dickload per sale
46:00 <TheRon> easy like sunday morning
46:00 <Moke> and hitting targets
46:00 <eon> wheres the fucken siczzors
46:00 <Moke> literally flexirent have the bosses eating right out of their hands
46:00 <eon> tell me
46:00 <Moke> and flexirent is the biggest rort
46:00 <Moke> one day im gonna bring the curtainsdown on harvey norman
46:00 <Moke> i dont give a fuck if i divulge sensitive info about a fucked up company
47:00 <Moke> i would love harvey norman to just die in the ass
47:00 <Moke> and fuck off
47:00 <Moke> gerry thinks he is so smug oooooh we r the top retailer we will be the last man standing
47:00 <Moke> wank wank wank
47:00 <Pieter> I used to work for em it was pretty fucked
47:00 <Excessive> Hello,
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47:00 <Moke> ok rant over
48:00 <eon> women would rather scum
48:00 <eon> than a nice guy
48:00 <eon> whats up with that
48:00 <Moke> itrs true
48:00 <Moke> woman date douche bags
48:00 <mzyoyo> that's not true
48:00 <Moke> then realise oh wait that guy is cool
48:00 <Moke> i should have dated him and instead of wanting to get my ass fucked
48:00 <Moke> but nooooo cause he has a big cock i like cock so ill take him
48:00 <Moke> not the nice guy who would treat u with care
49:00 <Moke> and be a real gentlemen
49:00 <Pieter> Yeh mzyoyo wants me cos im a nice Guy 
49:00 <Moke> no offence to all women
49:00 <Moke> not all women are like this
49:00 <Moke> but alot are
49:00 <Moke> and its sad
49:00 <Moke> and guys r the same
49:00 <Moke> alot of guys only want se
49:00 <Moke> sex
49:00 <Moke> not real love
49:00 <Moke> whats up with that
50:00 <Skirmish> Mzyoyo wants you Pieter because she wants to know what it's like to have Hep B and C. 
50:00 <Pieter> You're a fool.
51:00 <Skirmish> A Hep free fool. 
52:00 <Lumeah> hey Tuff
52:00 <mzyoyo> hmm
52:00 <mzyoyo> I don't know they enjoy sex?
52:00 <mzyoyo> and their mother was distant with them so they don't understand intimacy
53:00 <mzyoyo> and porn, lets blame porn
53:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo is channeling Beehhh. 
53:00 <eon> Skirmish fuck off
53:00 <Pieter> Hahhah what you saying. Be intimate with your mum?
53:00 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you
54:00 <mzyoyo> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Hang on ... just read up from when I was out of the office. What is wrong with just wanting sex from some women? Isn't it better than wanting nothing from them? 
56:00 <Skirmish> At least they can experience being wanted. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Some women are only good for sex. 
56:00 <Skirmish> prolonged exposure causes bleeding eyes. 
57:00 <TheRon> as blokes we give up so much, the least women can do is offer up sex
57:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. We're pushing the limits tolerating them ... the least they can do is provide a place to drop a load. 
57:00 <Lumeah> what the fuck are you guys on about?
57:00 <Lumeah> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> Being doodie heads
58:00 <Skirmish> No way. 
58:00 <Lumeah> lol thats for sure 
58:00 <Lumeah> lol
58:00 <Nikky`> Yes way
58:00 <Skirmish> I am sure you've met guys Nikky` and thought to yourself "I'd root this guy ... but wouldn't want to hear from him otherwise". It's the same with girls too! 
58:00 <Lumeah> some men are so fucking annoying you don't even wanna talk to them on fricking MRic let alone in person.. lol
59:00 <TheRon> sorry
59:00 <Skirmish> Is Chris sending you PM's lumeah? 
59:00 <Lumeah> no
59:00 <Lumeah> not at the momment
59:00 <TheRon> he's a classy guy
59:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
59:00 <Lumeah> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> That just sounds like something all the girls he sends messages to end up saying. 
00:00 <Lumeah> no sexyguy123 drives me up the wall tho
00:00 <Skirmish> Is that a yes you have Nikky`? 
00:00 <TheRon> 40 degrees in ballarat
00:00 <Nikky`> I've thought it but not acted on it
01:00 <Skirmish> Kudos to you, but that proves that it's something that isn't one sided when it comes to gender. 
01:00 <Skirmish> It happens on both sides. 
01:00 <Lumeah> it does. 
01:00 <Nikky`> True but I am sure men act on it more than women
01:00 <Lumeah> i tend to not fuck guys i don't liek tho lol
02:00 <Skirmish> I think that is a very sexist thing to say. 
02:00 <Doodle> YEAH
02:00 <Skirmish> I think there are just as many women out doing it. 
02:00 <Nikky`> Not sexist, just correct :P
02:00 <Nikky`> pipe down Doodle
02:00 <Doodle> well i never
02:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Sounds like a good plan lol
03:00 <Lumeah> lol
03:00 <Doodle> also its 42 TheRon
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Skirmish> OR hear from you. 
03:00 <Doodle> sounds like the last girl i slept with
03:00 <Nikky`> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> Are you that bad?
03:00 <TheRon> yes it is hot
04:00 <Nikky`> They don't want to go for seconds
04:00 <Doodle> no she was just a bitch
04:00 <Doodle> this was her seconds
04:00 <Doodle> well
04:00 <Doodle> second hundredth
04:00 <Nikky`> lol
04:00 <Skirmish> I've been sexed by a few that have said they enjoy the sex but don't want to hang out or have a relationship. How was it that Lumeah put it once?  ..... They just liked my brand of fucking. 
04:00 <Skirmish> It's a two way street. 
05:00 <TheRon> gave her a really good seeing to?
05:00 <Doodle> sometimes its a 3way street
05:00 <Skirmish> Never had a 3some.
05:00 <Skirmish> Not sure I want to. 
05:00 <Doodle> yeh i got offered said no
05:00 <Doodle> fk that
05:00 <TheRon> two women to satisfy seems like hard work
05:00 <Skirmish> two decent chicks playing with Fred .... he'd lose it and go way too soon. 
06:00 <Doodle> this wasn't two women
06:00 <Doodle> it was a mates gf
06:00 <Doodle> hells nope
06:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't get involved
06:00 <Doodle> yeah they split up since
06:00 <Lumeah> lol :P
06:00 <Doodle> now she is fit and not desperate
06:00 <Lumeah> well some guys have it lol
06:00 <TheRon> you going there?
06:00 <Doodle> nope
07:00 <Doodle> Skirmish has something
07:00 <Skirmish> You don't fuck your mates ex gf's. It's the law. 
07:00 <Lumeah> do you know ,, lol 
07:00 <Lumeah> ha! no you don't lol
07:00 <Lumeah> *now
07:00 <Doodle> yeah
07:00 <Doodle> plus i can do better
07:00 <Skirmish> Oh I've got "it" and "it's" always been in demand. 
08:00 <TheRon> what if she's really hot?
08:00 <Doodle> yeah well thats different
08:00 <Skirmish> It's the law Ron. You do not have anything to do with your mates ex's. 
08:00 <Lumeah> lol
08:00 <Lumeah> no you don't gezz! 
08:00 <Doodle> i banged a mates ex once
08:00 <Doodle> then he banged my ex
08:00 <Doodle> so we're even
08:00 <Skirmish> I bet it caused tension though. 
09:00 <Doodle> it did, we're not mates anymore
09:00 <druidess> lol
09:00 <druidess> doodle u meanie
09:00 <Doodle> i'm not mean
09:00 <Skirmish> There you go. I know the law. HEED UNTO THE LAW OF MEN! *opens arms wide*
09:00 <Doodle> the difference was his ex i banged when we were in high school, my ex he banged was living with me and had been for 5 years
10:00 <Skirmish> I need to get ready to go home soon. Today has zoomed by. Thank you for all of you that have put up with me and chat with me throughout the day. 
10:00 <Pieter> Annnyway
10:00 <Doodle> i could use another word other than banged but thats how it went down
10:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, banged makes it sound so, ewww
10:00 <Doodle> well
10:00 <Doodle> thats all it was
11:00 <Lumeah> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> When you're referring to people you no longer respect ... banged is a good enough word. 
11:00 <Lumeah> lol Skirmish 
11:00 <Doodle> ^^
11:00 <Nikky`> I hope when we 'bang' Doodle its not eww
11:00 <TheRon> is "went at it like rabbits" better??
11:00 <Doodle> nah, i'm awesome
11:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
11:00 <Lumeah> well if ti's just a fuck it's banged
11:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
11:00 <Doodle> hammer and tongs
11:00 <Nikky`> excellent
11:00 <Skirmish> I bet Angels will cry Nikky`.
11:00 <Doodle> someones gonna cry
11:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:00 <Skirmish> eon ... because he wants Nikky`.
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> he would cry anyway
12:00 <Nikky`> ooh god *vomits*
12:00 <Doodle> you kick him in the shins and he would cry
12:00 <Skirmish> The voices in his head have convinced him they are meant to  be together. 
12:00 <Doodle> crikey
12:00 <druidess> nikky can hwve him
12:00 <Doodle> i dont think she wants him
12:00 <TheRon> gave her a grease and oil change
12:00 <druidess> she can have u too doodle
12:00 <Skirmish> He's only turned to Nikky` since you rejected him druidess. 
12:00 <Doodle> lube job
12:00 <TheRon> had her up on blocks
12:00 <druidess> im leaving forever
13:00 <Doodle> greased her nipples
13:00 <TheRon> why?
13:00 <Nikky`> I don't want him
13:00 <Doodle> gave her a good service
13:00 <Skirmish> promises promises. 
13:00 <druidess> coz skirmish is mean to me
13:00 <Nikky`> I'd rather go without for life if that was my only choice
13:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chicago - If You Leave Me Now.mp3 (9.11MB 128kbps Stereo 9:57)
13:00 <Doodle> :(
13:00 <Skirmish> LOL
13:00 <druidess> lol
13:00 <Doodle> oooooooooooooooooooooo no
13:00 <Doodle> baby please dont gooooooo
13:00 <druidess> doodle stop pretending u care thats just mean
14:00 <Doodle> :o
14:00 <Doodle> sif
14:00 <Doodle> you're so harsh, just loosen your undies a bit
14:00 <Nikky`> loll
14:00 <Nikky`> -l
14:00 <eon> just had cunt treaten me
14:00 <TheRon> frank sinatra - lady is a tramp
14:00 <Doodle> TREATEN
14:00 <Skirmish> I think we should just get together and leave these guys to it Lumeah. 
14:00 <eon> thinks he knows shit
14:00 <druidess> u treatening me
15:00 <Doodle> fk
15:00 <Skirmish> EON IS CORNHOLIO! 
15:00 <Doodle> i'm never gonna be able to sleep in this
15:00 <druidess> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> HE NEEDS TEEPEE FOR HIS BUNGHOLE! 
15:00 <TheRon> nope
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Lumeah> ok Skirmish 
15:00 <eon> i got sign on door sez
15:00 <eon> dont open
15:00 <Lumeah> take me to dinner ? 
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <Doodle> working at midnight so i'll have to sleep sometime
15:00 <druidess> bow down to my bunghole
15:00 <Doodle> D:
15:00 <Doodle> hopefully not at work
15:00 <druidess> i hope u do
15:00 <Doodle> :/
16:00 <druidess> n ppl draw dicks on ur face
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <TheRon> lumeah, a nice dinner, a walk along the beach, a long lasting embrace and an even longer dutch oven??
16:00 <Doodle> LOL
16:00 <Doodle> mick molloy
16:00 <Doodle> that calendar
16:00 <Doodle> oh god
16:00 <Nikky`> you really are charming TheRon
16:00 <Doodle> i hate you TheRon
16:00 <TheRon> no worries
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sonia Dada - You Don't Treat Me No Good No More.mp3 (3.77MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:07)
18:00 <Nikky`> I haven't heard that song in soooooo long
18:00 <druidess> immapackupmybagsnimgonnagoaway
18:00 <Doodle> i'm telling Skirmish's missus
18:00 <TheRon> just from a distant sun we'll shower over everyone
18:00 <Doodle> he's in so much trub
19:00 <druidess> doodle is a terrible lover
19:00 <Doodle> HEY
19:00 <Lumeah> good tell her lol
19:00 <Doodle> how would you know
19:00 <druidess> tell her what
19:00 <Lumeah> he wants sexy pics of all the chicks in the room lol
19:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <TheRon> druidess, he didn't please your pleasure spots??
20:00 <Lumeah> lumeah is a dobba! lol
20:00 <druidess> yeah
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <druidess> totes rubbish
20:00 <druidess> broke my heart
20:00 <Doodle> well maybe if you'd stay still
20:00 <druidess> sigh
20:00 <TheRon> he wouldn't sleep with you then/
20:00 <druidess> blame it on my add baby
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Doodle> i think i have add
21:00 <druidess> lol
21:00 <Doodle> late onset add
21:00 <Doodle> LOADD
21:00 <TheRon> love is a battlefield
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Pat Benatar-Love Is A Battlefield.mp3 (12.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 13:23)
22:00 <Doodle> gos even the bong water is hot
22:00 <Doodle> *god
22:00 <Nikky`> poor you
22:00 <robot2> hi
22:00 <Doodle> i know
23:00 <Doodle> :o
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie.. I shall bbl
24:00 <Doodle> yeah food time for me bblzzz also
25:00 <robot2> how is everyone?
25:00 <Lumeah> good thanks
25:00 <Shadowgate> robot2 is funny lol
26:00 <robot2> thx shadowgate lol ahahahahah
26:00 <Shadowgate> lol
27:00 <TheRon> i'm pretty funny
27:00 <robot2> false.  you are boring.
27:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <mzyoyo> lol
29:00 <robot2> god dammit i came here coz i can't sleep and need some entertainment
29:00 <robot2> lol
29:00 <mzyoyo> straight to the point robot2
29:00 <TheRon> it's so hot!
30:00 <TheRon> milk was a bad choice!
30:00 <robot2> how hot?
30:00 <TheRon> 39
30:00 <robot2> it's a hot night here tonight, i think it might be above 0
30:00 <TheRon> i'd kill for that atm
31:00 <druidess> milks always a bad choice
31:00 <druidess> chutup robot
31:00 <robot2> heyyyyy druidess!
31:00 <robot2> how u doin
31:00 <druidess> hugs robot
31:00 <robot2> hugs
31:00 <druidess> im great
31:00 <robot2> good :)
32:00 <druidess> pyro was whinging bout how happy u are in bris b4
32:00 <robot2> o?
32:00 <robot2> theron, there is a pile of snow on my balcony right now about 40cm deep
32:00 <druidess> sad how ppl are upset at anothers happiness
33:00 <Lumeah> eeek
33:00 <TheRon> i hate snow
34:00 <Mew> with david letterman
34:00 <robot2> Mewwwwwww
34:00 <Mew> roooooooooooooooooooobooooooooot
34:00 <TheRon> joe root?
35:00 <Pieter> Root
35:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!
35:00 <Pieter> Gimme 
36:00 <TheRon> fun bags!
36:00 <Pieter> Just ate curry beans 
36:00 <Pieter> Dunno if i wanna chunder or poo
37:00 <robot2> do a chunderpoo
37:00 <robot2> i dare u
37:00 <Pieter> Cant
37:00 <robot2> cmon
37:00 <Pieter> Got no bucket 
37:00 <Mew> LOL
37:00 <robot2> the greatest feats of humankind haven't been achieved with 'can't'
37:00 <Mew> i miss u robot :(
37:00 <robot2> aw
37:00 <robot2> i miss all u guise
38:00 <robot2> oh fuck the fucking ghosts are up again
38:00 <robot2> this place is fucking haunted
38:00 <Pieter> The other day i had to chunder on the floor cos i couldnt get off the shitter 
38:00 <Mew> what...
38:00 <Mew> r u srs
38:00 <robot2> i'm in the penthouse of this building and there are always footsteps coming from the roof in the middle of the night
38:00 <Mew> omg O_O
38:00 <robot2> i can't sleep
39:00 <robot2> (not because of the noises i just can't tonight)
39:00 <druidess> ghosts
39:00 <Pieter> I hear tick tocks but have no ticktocker
39:00 <druidess> yeah thats part of ur psychosis pieter love
39:00 <Mew> i hate the thought of ghosts and stuff like that but i hate it even more when people that i know are level headed and logical start experiencing ghost shit
39:00 <Pieter> Possibly
40:00 <robot2> heh
41:00 <Pieter> I wonder id these beans gonna come out whole
42:00 <Pieter> Tick tock rocks my cock left to right
42:00 <Excessive> [17:34] <screwss> phase 2 is pretty simple, just clean dust out and put oil on the cpu fan
42:00 <TheRon> madness - our house
42:00 <Pieter> Ding dong
42:00 <Pieter> Dooooonngggg
42:00 <Excessive> [17:37] > don't put oil on the fan lol
42:00 <Excessive> [17:38] > they have sealed/non serviceable bearings
42:00 <Excessive> [17:38] > electronics aren't meant to be oiled lol
42:00 <druidess> welcome to the house of fun
45:00 <robot2> ciaooo
45:00 <Excessive> Mew, ghosts ........... read up on electro magnetic technology
45:00 <Mew> dont wanna
46:00 <Mew> is it confirming ghosts or something?
46:00 <Mew> cos if it is i definitely dont want to lol
46:00 <Excessive> no it's jus the type of technology they use to "project" such things and fool the not knowin
47:00 <Mew> you can use it to make footsteps on the roof of a building every night?
47:00 <Excessive> more than that
47:00 <TheRon> def leppard - bringin' on the heartache
47:00 <Mew> but why would people bother 
48:00 <Excessive> Mew, watch this shit ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZHUzHbFkJs
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANGEL SUPERHUMAN Teleportation caught on CCTV in China? (Sep 18, 2012) 2:24 - Category: Entertainment - 2,548,109 views - 9,077 likes (89.9%), 1,021 dislikes (10.1%)
49:00 <Mew> that sounds terrifying LOL
54:00 <Pieter> Bitch:(
55:00 <Excessive> did u watch it Mew?
59:00 <potato> bones
02:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152229228643134&set=gm.10152196806579400&type=1&theater
09:00 <Pieter> Big kev is back!
09:00 <Pieter> Like.. Kev
09:00 <Pieter> Kev
14:00 <potato> piets^shit
22:00 <druidess> lol
23:00 <druidess> piets exciteddddd
46:00 <Pieter> Bored :(
49:00 <Mew> `seen stuffz
49:00 <prowl> Mew, stuffz ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 weeks 3 days 23 hours 46 minutes ago (16.10. 18:02) stating "Quit: " after spending 14 minutes there.
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oi j u on
51:00 <British^Meat> XBOX
51:00 <Pieter> I wonder whaat kinda fuel the olympic flame uses
52:00 <Pieter> How do they refuel the torch
52:00 <Doodle> gas
52:00 <British^Meat> M A G I C  E L V E  S
52:00 <Doodle> its a big lighter
52:00 <Pieter> Does it have a lil hole and gromet?
53:00 <Pieter> How many cans from the lil asian shops do they use
54:00 <Pieter> Do the people carry gas cans when runningwith it?
54:00 <Pieter> Does it have a lil see through thing to see how much is left 
55:00 <Pieter> Anyone use it to light a bong?
55:00 <Pieter> Doobie and the olympic flame 
55:00 <Pieter> Ay mate got a light?/
55:00 <Pieter> Yeeaaapppp
55:00 <Pieter> Its mabo
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck u xbox live
59:00 <British^Meat> dude
00:00 <British^Meat> those snowboarders will be CAINING the ganja with that torch
04:00 <Pieter> Gotta go get dinner in a min grre
05:00 <Pieter> Gotta poo too
05:00 <Pieter> Conundrum :(
11:00 <quasimoto> INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
22:00 <druidess> pieter probs eats his dinner on the loo 
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Prob
25:00 <British^Meat> y would he do that?
27:00 <birdbutts> :I
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay
29:00 <druidess> boooo
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhh
30:00 <druidess> no u
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> K
30:00 <druidess> get lost
30:00 <druidess> ....
32:00 <druidess> shhhhh
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> No u
33:00 <spence> Shuddup
33:00 <druidess> i told you to leave
33:00 <druidess> fuk up Spencer
34:00 <potato> dogs
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have more right to be here druidy
34:00 <potato> woof woof woof
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a penis
34:00 <spence> Eat 7 dickies
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Get back in tbe kitchen
34:00 <spence> yeah Bitch cook me some pie
35:00 <druidess> both of u eat cock
36:00 <spence> U eat smoo
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would if I had a vag and tits
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Prob love the cock then
36:00 <spence> lol Omfg
36:00 <spence> lolz
36:00 <megamanga> MUH SOJINY
44:00 <simba> mario kart
45:00 <spence> Nice simba
45:00 <spence> Ima wario..imma gonna vinn
46:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> i am going to get high soon i am
53:00 <spence> Do it
53:00 <spence> get drugged
53:00 <spence> bravo..bravo
54:00 <British^Meat> yup, i totes will
54:00 <Nikky`> I'm going to bitch n moan and not sleep tonight soon, I am I am
54:00 <spence> Lol cool
54:00 <spence> I'm getting high on cola 
54:00 <spence> Coke
54:00 <Nikky`> I have sprite
54:00 <spence> Fucken hot
55:00 <Nikky`> That it is
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky
55:00 <Nikky`> omfgbbqhax :o))
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hai
55:00 <simba> didnt you 'get drugged' on beer last night spence
55:00 <Nikky`> Hi hon 
55:00 <Excessive> mit csinalsz meg bazd meg?
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is it bed time
55:00 <Nikky`> Soon
55:00 <British^Meat> i will take drugs
56:00 <megamanga> beavis n butthead bliss
56:00 <spence> No simba lol only had a couple
56:00 <simba> so it was non alcoholic?
57:00 <spence> Basically
57:00 <British^Meat> how many beers do you consume per day spence?
57:00 <simba> basically non alcoholic beer?
57:00 <spence> A couple on weekends british
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl calling miley
57:00 <spence> yeah simba
57:00 <simba> dont you have knock off beers almost every weeknight?
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> hes lying to us
57:00 <British^Meat> lol
57:00 <British^Meat> yer i thought so
58:00 <British^Meat> he mentions regularly how many he's had
58:00 <British^Meat> y lie?
58:00 <simba> just be honest and we can all be friends
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont drink
58:00 <British^Meat> me either
58:00 <British^Meat> wait, i had a shandy last night
58:00 <British^Meat> but only coz dad offered
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lies
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Omg
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bm lies
58:00 <British^Meat> mum and sister were having one too
58:00 <simba> i drank last night 
58:00 <British^Meat> so we went thirds :)
58:00 <simba> but it wasnt very Fun
59:00 <spence> No simba not every day
59:00 <simba> non alcoholic scotch
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <Excessive> vegetarian salami
59:00 <spence> Halal pork !
59:00 <Nikky`> Never drink on a school night
00:00 <simba> never eat soggy weetbix
00:00 <spence> Soggy sayos simba??
00:00 <doctor> drinking week nights is alright if you have sleeping pills to make sure you fall asleep
00:00 <simba> so what non alcoholic beer do you drink 
01:00 <spence> Ginger beer
01:00 <spence> u?
01:00 <simba> nil
01:00 <megamanga> drink errday
01:00 <megamanga> yolo
01:00 <spence> Watched wolf of wall street at my sisters..
01:00 <Nikky`> If I drank on week night and took sleeping pills.. i'd not make it to work
01:00 <spence> it was shit
01:00 <simba> agreed
02:00 <spence> so fucking shit
02:00 <spence> Was very disappointed
02:00 <Nikky`> I wanted to see it
02:00 <spence> Jonah hills teeth lol
02:00 <spence> its crap nikky
02:00 <simba> they shouldve made the fat my name is earl guy do jonah hills role
02:00 <spence> I have been looking forwRd
02:00 <simba> and killed jonah hill before shooting
03:00 <simba> ethan whatever
03:00 <spence> but its poo
03:00 <spence> coke sniffing freaks
03:00 <spence> really shit movie
03:00 <simba> who wouldve thought a movie with so much drug use and naked women could be so boring
03:00 <spence> I reckon
03:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm I might still give it a go
04:00 <simba> its 3 hours long tho so watch out
04:00 <spence> the chicks are great but yeah..I hardly laughed it was crud
04:00 <simba> it might get boring
04:00 <simba> it just made me wanna watch american psycho
04:00 <British^Meat> is it a comedy?
05:00 <simba> it tries to have that ensemble of fat american office guys that are supposed to be funny
05:00 <spence> It's meant to be
05:00 <megamanga> absolutely
05:00 <British^Meat> u sure?
05:00 <spence> its shig
05:00 <British^Meat> i thought it was just some drama about the 80s
05:00 <spence> t
06:00 <British^Meat> oh yer, so it is
06:00 <British^Meat> i never knew
06:00 <simba> i cant remember dicaprios characters name at all
07:00 <simba> think it was Lord Seafood
07:00 <megamanga> can you pull up your inner resilience 
08:00 <British^Meat> what a charming smashing blouse you have on
08:00 <spence> Lol
09:00 <spence> Jordan belfort..simba
09:00 <simba> http://upstreamdownstream.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Smoking_Pinocchio.jpeg
09:00 <simba> pinocchio drags like a lord
10:00 <British^Meat> dat blunt
10:00 <Kelevra> Fkn Christ it feels hot here, what's it like up there?
10:00 <simba> drink and smoke, and u will turn into a donkey
10:00 <spence> Hot
10:00 <megamanga> its a balmy 21 deg in my room
10:00 <spence> simba
10:00 <Kelevra> Holy fuck balls
10:00 <spence> lol
10:00 <simba> ya
10:00 <spence> goodness gracious
11:00 <Kelevra> Probably hotter in mine, I have a pagola made of metal outside mine
11:00 <megamanga> ive got the aircon set to 21 tho
11:00 <spence> Jordan belfort
11:00 <Kelevra> Oh fuck you and your ac
11:00 <spence> u wanted to know who Leo played
11:00 <simba> yea thanx
11:00 <Kelevra> Die Dave die
11:00 <spence> kk
12:00 <simba> Die Dave Die
12:00 <megamanga> its ok mel the house we are building has ducted cooling
12:00 <Kelevra> You fucking cunt
12:00 <megamanga> lolll
12:00 <Kelevra> Can I live in a cold duct kthnx
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> all all the splits in my house are set to 18
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> so they nefver turn off
13:00 <spence> Kelevra 18 n breezy here ac oohh yeah
13:00 <Pieter> Cant build up a car that works and you're building a house
13:00 <simba> there are no strings on me
13:00 <megamanga> lol pieter is mad
13:00 <spence> Nah jk I'm fucking hot man 
13:00 <megamanga> as usual
13:00 <simba> Pieter drinks a tall glass of Scorpion Sperm every morning for that kick start you need
13:00 <spence> Lol pieter wtf
14:00 <megamanga> angry at people who have worked and have a future top kek
14:00 <spence> lolz scorpian sperm lolol
14:00 <Pieter> Gyno said to
14:00 <Kelevra> Hey Pyro- 
14:00 <Kelevra> How's it going?
14:00 <Pyro-> how you doin?
14:00 <Pyro-> \lol
14:00 <Pyro-> jinx
14:00 <Pyro-> going well thanx :D
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm good, just hard with the heat, can't settle the baby but thanks for asking. How was your Melbourne trip?
15:00 <Pyro-> did you set that tram on fire?
15:00 <Kelevra> Hells to the no lol
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm not that hot
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok back
16:00 <Pyro-> because trams are awesome.. even i wouldn't set a fire on one
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
16:00 <Nikky`> wb
16:00 <simba> checking irc https://31.media.tumblr.com/fa26b5888f0739348634e64388d38440/tumblr_inline_my3a0bc7cC1qbnh3i.gif
16:00 <Kelevra> I think I've peed on one back in the day
16:00 <Kelevra> You know my bladder, when I have to go I go
17:00 <Pieter> Simba do you know her bladder well?
17:00 <simba> who.. judge judy?
17:00 <Pyro-> where yellow pants ?
17:00 <megamanga> judge judy would go off in bed
17:00 <Kelevra> Pieter: I was referring to Pyro- ..
17:00 <megamanga> she'd probably hit your ballsack wit hthe gavil
17:00 <Kelevra> You fucking dunce
17:00 <simba> like a bucket of prawns in the sun
17:00 <Pieter> Dont dunce me
17:00 <Pyro-> where? .. wear..
18:00 <Kelevra> You're such a shit cunt.
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Night
18:00 <norti> lololol
18:00 <megamanga> agreed
18:00 <megamanga> he is the shit cunt
18:00 <Pieter> Aim to please
18:00 <Kelevra> Haha
18:00 <Kelevra> Anyway..
19:00 <simba> Pieter r u still selling methamphetamines 
19:00 <Pieter> Yeah
19:00 <Pieter> By the Kg
19:00 <Kelevra> Lol such a common question to have over dinner
19:00 <potato> c:\users\pieter\appdata\roaming\my received files\pieters_shit.jpg
19:00 <simba> i heard Crimstoppers have ur number now
19:00 <Kelevra> For his parents
19:00 <simba> nad ur mugshot
19:00 <Pieter> Shut it or ill robocop you
20:00 <Kelevra> Omfg..
20:00 <Kelevra> Wowzers
20:00 <Pieter> I dont even know my number
20:00 <simba> They do.
20:00 <Pieter> Tell em to call 
21:00 <Kelevra> I have a baby and know Pieter has gone delusional, oh how the world changes
21:00 <Kelevra> Now
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> U are all shit cunts
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kbai
21:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off josh
21:00 <simba> agreed
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> No u fuck off mel
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kgo
21:00 <Kelevra> Nou
21:00 <Kelevra> Kgo
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nou
21:00 <Kelevra> Nofknugo
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Noufkngohoe
22:00 <Pieter> Toke toke toke -
22:00 <Pieter> Pokepokepoke
22:00 <Kelevra> Youpceofshitcuntugo
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> Noufknoceofslopcuntkgo
22:00 <Pieter> My fan is rattling
22:00 <Pieter> Decapitated by broken safeway fantastic 
23:00 <Pieter> Fan
23:00 <Kelevra> NOUGOTASSIESMELLINGSTANKPOOFACECUNTBITCHESASSHOLEUGONOW
23:00 <Pieter> I love you
24:00 <Pieter> Love
24:00 <Pieter> From above
24:00 <Kelevra> Is a burning ring
25:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy lol
25:00 <Pieter> Pee attacking magnetic reversal 
25:00 <Kelevra> So is your face
26:00 <norti> lolol
26:00 <doctor> I was watching myth busters earlier and was left frightened by all the science
27:00 <norti> the science channel is even worse 
27:00 <Pieter> Yeh sperm science can be scary shit
27:00 <quasimoto> i just ordered dinner, Nikky`
27:00 <quasimoto> be dressed by 9
27:00 <Nikky`> What is for dinner quasimoto
27:00 <quasimoto> seafood platter
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sex
27:00 <Nikky`> I might want to stay undressed and not go
27:00 <Nikky`> ooh ok, I like seafood
27:00 <Pieter> Ya never too sure if ya got the tail still on ya fingers
27:00 <quasimoto> no, no sex on first date
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck that
27:00 <norti> lololol
27:00 <quasimoto> HOW RUDE
27:00 <quasimoto> ffs
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would fuck nikky on the first date
28:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, no sex on first date
28:00 <Nikky`> I'm not that kind of girl
28:00 <quasimoto> excuse me, no sex on first date
28:00 <Nikky`> RUDE to think I am
28:00 <quasimoto> that's no lady
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck off
28:00 <Pieter> Hahaha youre all gay
28:00 <Pieter> Frigets
28:00 <The_Baron> everyone has sex on the first date
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sif u wouldnt fuck me nikky
28:00 <The_Baron> actually who even dates
28:00 <The_Baron> usually it's boozy revelry followed by shame sex
28:00 <quasimoto> human beings
28:00 <Pieter> Ya fuck when ya meet
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> I fuck myself
28:00 <quasimoto> that's disgusting
29:00 <Pieter> If ya don't welcome.to rhe friend zone
29:00 <Pieter> :-)-?
29:00 <quasimoto> i don't want to marry a woman who gives freebies everywhere she goes, what about when we have kids and i tell her to go get some formula
29:00 <quasimoto> is she going to go fuck someone
29:00 <quasimoto> on the way
29:00 <quasimoto> HOW RUDE
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Prob
29:00 <Nikky`> Depends if great formula
29:00 <Pieter> Peaking duck
29:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> I love sluts
29:00 <Zade> only if you are a dud root i suspect quasimoto
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got good formula
29:00 <quasimoto> you got me, Zade
30:00 <Pieter> Hey zade:)
30:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
30:00 <Pieter> Transformers 3 woot
30:00 <Nikky`> haha well i'm not a slut omfgbbqhax..so we can never be together
30:00 <simba> wb lord quas
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok bai
30:00 <The_Baron> not a slut?
30:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
30:00 <The_Baron> or just have a higher drink minimum
30:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
30:00 <quasimoto> i'm not feeding someone if they're already willing to have sex with me
30:00 <Lumeah> is transformers on tonight?
30:00 <Nikky`> lol The_Baron
30:00 <Lumeah> hahah you cheep ass
31:00 <quasimoto> well what would be left to say at dinner?
31:00 <Lumeah> cheap
31:00 <quasimoto> oh yeah
31:00 <quasimoto> i don't give a fuck
31:00 <The_Baron> quasimoto, that isn't something u need to worry about
31:00 <quasimoto> but haha
31:00 <quasimoto> this wine is great
31:00 <Lumeah> ol
31:00 <quasimoto> how boring
31:00 <Lumeah> cuz he an't getting any?
32:00 <quasimoto> i want a woman that has big titties and knows how to cook, and not suck dick everywhere she goes
32:00 <quasimoto> get real
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats nikky
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> But she is mine
32:00 <Lumeah> well if you keep her interested she an't gonna stray
32:00 <Nikky`> ummm
32:00 <quasimoto> well i guess we'll leave it as platonic
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shut up nikky
32:00 <quasimoto> sorry Nikky`
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> You know the truth
32:00 <Nikky`> I know I belong to me
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> K shhhhh
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
33:00 <quasimoto> i belong to brenda walsh
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <Lumeah> rof
33:00 <quasimoto> dylan can go fuck himself
33:00 <Lumeah> i like dylan
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its not what u said when I was balls deep in your pussy
33:00 <quasimoto> little faggot in his porsche aww daddy no love me just throw money aww
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
33:00 <quasimoto> cunt has 1 beer
33:00 <Lumeah> hmm dylan
33:00 <quasimoto> and becomes an alcoholic
33:00 <quasimoto> rofl
33:00 <quasimoto> im sorry, ive been reliving the "drama" on dvd
34:00 <quasimoto> guilty pleasure
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was being nice nikky I never said anything about the anal
34:00 <quasimoto> and the only reason is because i want to see if brandon eventually ever fucked andrea zuckerman
34:00 <quasimoto> the annoying jew
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> About how u got your dildo and fucked my ass
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
35:00 <quasimoto> they couldn't put a black kid on, so they went with a jew
35:00 <quasimoto> so we can go
35:00 <quasimoto> awww jews
35:00 <quasimoto> poor jews
35:00 <quasimoto> owning everything in sight
35:00 <Kelevra> ..
35:00 <Kelevra> You're an idiot
35:00 <quasimoto> probably
36:00 <quasimoto> don't tell me, we have a holy jew in our presense
36:00 <Zade> my neighbour is a jew and she is nice 
36:00 <quasimoto> she probably is
36:00 <quasimoto> ?
36:00 <quasimoto> what's your fucking point
36:00 <quasimoto> i know germans that are lovely people too
36:00 <Student> that jews can be nice too 
36:00 <Kelevra> You're a dickhead
36:00 <quasimoto> oh god
36:00 <druidess> quasi give the Jew bashing a rest k
36:00 <quasimoto> go jump on someones bandwagon where you dont even belong
36:00 <quasimoto> bravo
37:00 <quasimoto> fucking no.1 citizens
37:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off
37:00 <quasimoto> right here
37:00 <megamanga> dont let the zionists keep you back
37:00 <quasimoto> rofl
37:00 <quasimoto> get fucked
37:00 <druidess> u look like a fucking idiot
37:00 <quasimoto> wow
37:00 <quasimoto> on mirc
37:00 <megamanga> they want to further their agenda, they are all against you
37:00 <quasimoto> cool man
37:00 <Kelevra> Yeah on irc
37:00 <Student> :) 
37:00 <quasimoto> lol ok
37:00 <quasimoto> no worries
37:00 <druidess> hi student
37:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off with your shit
37:00 <quasimoto> shut the fuck up
37:00 <Kelevra> No one is interested
37:00 <quasimoto> ill say whatever the fuck i want cockmunch
37:00 <Student> hello 
37:00 <quasimoto> what are u gonna do
37:00 <quasimoto> get me BANNED
37:00 <quasimoto> o0o0o0o0o
37:00 <Kelevra> K
38:00 <druidess> omg this guy
38:00 <quasimoto> shut the fuck up
38:00 <The_Baron> gonna have a ciggy outside, when I come back, people will hopefully be talking about pudding
38:00 <druidess> is he for real
38:00 <quasimoto> lol
38:00 <quasimoto> anyway
38:00 <druidess> hi baron!!!
38:00 <Student> or rather Nikky` style hello :o) ,
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm pudding
38:00 <British^Meat> `wow
38:00 <druidess> and stay out
38:00 <Kelevra> Lol
38:00 <norti> :)
38:00 <megamanga> im for real
38:00 <megamanga> stop the zionists!
38:00 <druidess> omg u can leave now
38:00 <Kelevra> For realsies
38:00 <Student> i might have carrot pudding tonight , with beef
39:00 <druidess> yes ok most of us know Jews suck
39:00 <druidess> but that guy was a bit too passionate
39:00 <druidess> how are u student
39:00 <Kelevra> This heat sucks more then jews
39:00 <megamanga> what heat
39:00 <Student> yes i am doing fine ,thank you, how is it at your end?
39:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off dave
39:00 <druidess> must be oppressive :p
40:00 <druidess> im quite well Ty
40:00 <Student> yah , what heat? ;)
40:00 <druidess> how bout this heat
40:00 <Pyro-> what did i do ?
40:00 <Maurice> Eeep
40:00 <Kelevra> I meant megamanga 
41:00 <Student> so Pyro- is in the channel called Pyromania :) wow :)
41:00 <Pyro-> suresure :P
41:00 <druidess> noones talking to u Dave go fuck urself
41:00 <druidess> pyro has a mangina
42:00 <Pyro-> excellent staking student... 
42:00 <Kelevra> megamanga = Dave 
42:00 <Kelevra> And he has aircon
42:00 <Student> *** stalking :)
42:00 <ooomp> David to be more specific
42:00 <Pyro-> that /whois is such a useful command
42:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
42:00 <megamanga> oh noes
42:00 <Kelevra> But I call him Dave..
42:00 <ooomp> Geelong male yes
42:00 <megamanga> everyone calls me dave
43:00 <Kelevra> ooomp: you're fucking strange
43:00 <Student> there was a show with the name "dave's world" :)
43:00 <megamanga> gender is yet to be proven
43:00 <ooomp> Me? Strange?
43:00 <Pyro-> most call me dave, but quite a few call me david.. and i don't care because it's my name :D
43:00 <Kelevra> Okay well you're d1 and d2 in my eyes
44:00 <Kelevra> Better?
44:00 <Student> what is in the name any way ;)
44:00 <megamanga> i care not
44:00 <ooomp> Where's Doodle
44:00 <Kelevra> megamanga: you'll always be the 1
44:00 <Pyro-> that's just silly
44:00 <Kelevra> =)
44:00 <megamanga> yewwwww
44:00 <Kelevra> Naww yewww
45:00 <Excessive> boom
45:00 <Excessive> tish
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
46:00 <Pyro-> so.. how is melbourne this evening
46:00 <Pyro-> ?
46:00 <Kelevra> Hot
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> When I see cornflake it reminds me of reckless Kellys dog
46:00 <Kelevra> Ipswich?
46:00 <Pyro-> confy
46:00 <Pyro-> n/m
47:00 <Kelevra> You assface
47:00 <Kelevra> Tradsies
47:00 <Pyro-> you stole our weather :P without the humigity
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> K nite all
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nite cuntface
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> I mean mel
48:00 <Kelevra> Eh I'm up in Brisbane soon enough
48:00 <Kelevra> Night fuckface
48:00 <Pyro-> when i went down last week.. after you guys having 40+ days.. got off the plane to "15 degrees and windy"
48:00 <ooomp> Moving there permanently?
48:00 <Excessive> evenin Mel
49:00 <Kelevra> Depends on how I go with care for the baby and my job
49:00 <Kelevra> Hey Adrian <3
49:00 <megamanga> u gots a job, naice
49:00 <Pyro-> goin to maddy's?
49:00 <Kelevra> Yeah well a job to go back to
49:00 <Kelevra> Nah Pyro- , beachmere
50:00 <Pyro-> i thought thats where she was or going to\
50:00 <Pyro-> apart from a tassy holiday
51:00 <Excessive> so I jus bought a kiwi fruit and a passion fruit, cut em in half, ate one half of each and planted the other 
51:00 <Excessive> new hobby that I've taken up .......... gardenin
51:00 <Kelevra> Nah lol, her partner lives there so I'm renting a month to month near him at the lodge nearby
52:00 <spence> Hey excessive
52:00 <Excessive> spence
52:00 <Excessive> .o/
59:00 <Lumeah> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1176318_794004550633863_1963542035_n.jpg   here you go fellas lol 
59:00 <Lumeah> tought you might like this ,, no it's not me lol 
00:00 <ooomp> Awww cute puppy
00:00 <ooomp> ... The dog, not the puppies on her
02:00 <ooomp> Shadowgate makes me laugh
02:00 <Shadowgate> lol
02:00 <ooomp> See, infectious
02:00 <ooomp> Random lols ftw
03:00 <Nikky`> Very random
04:00 <spence> Lolz
04:00 <Excessive> I posted a pic today of my lemon and pink lady sprouting and the x commented sayin that it sounds like a lezzo night club lol .......... the lemon n the pink lady ..........
04:00 <spence> lolz
05:00 <spence> sweating like an Eskimo in the Sahara..
05:00 <spence> fuck this
06:00 <Nikky`> Can't wait till summer is over
06:00 <Excessive> rent some space in simba's place spence ........... it's a nice 22 c he reckons
06:00 <spence> I'd rather die mate
06:00 <Nikky`> Do you at least have a fan spence?
06:00 <spence> nope
07:00 <Nikky`> My god man..at least go buy a fan
07:00 <spence> I've drank 4litres water in an hour and a half
07:00 <Zade> outside of melbourne its been over 40 for most of the week 
07:00 <spence> ill get a fan tomoz cbf moving
07:00 <Excessive> crazy weathers .......... gottah lurve the crazy ideals
08:00 <Nikky`> I got a good one from bunnings
09:00 <Nikky`> It does ok, for being just a fan
09:00 <spence> yeah
09:00 <Excessive> remote control one Nikky`?
09:00 <Nikky`> Nah
09:00 <Nikky`> Didn't see point in spending that much money
09:00 <Excessive> oh, the one I have from bunnings had/has remote lol
09:00 <spence> How much nikky
10:00 <Excessive> was only like a 20 somethin dollah pedestal
10:00 <Fatty> network install
10:00 <Nikky`> Can't remember price, was around 20 - 39
10:00 <Nikky`> 30
11:00 <Excessive> oh wait ................ wasn't bunnings
11:00 <Excessive> was the good guys
11:00 <Excessive> my apologies
11:00 <Nikky`> I have portable evap but i hardly use ut
11:00 <Nikky`> it
11:00 <Nikky`> gets annoying having to fill it
12:00 <Excessive> ye nah, I'm not a big fan of those
12:00 <spence> Where u at nikky ?
12:00 <Excessive> her kb? :P
13:00 <Nikky`> Somerville
14:00 <Excessive> it's been good where I'm at ........... didn't really need the fan this/last week
14:00 <Fatty> http://youtu.be/VklEqXFBnLE
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Oxycontin Express (Apr 4, 2013) 47:12 - Category: Education - 187,246 views - 576 likes (89.9%), 65 dislikes (10.1%)
14:00 <Excessive> yes fatty we're gonnah all watch a 47 min yt now
15:00 <simba> gonnah
15:00 <simba> yeah wild turkey fuck off 
16:00 <spence> Lol wt??
18:00 <druidess> yer hes a fuckhead
18:00 <druidess> used to be ok
18:00 <druidess> Spencer is too
18:00 <druidess> jk
18:00 <spence> I am what?
18:00 <megamanga> i took 3gig of photos of the hotrod show and forgot to take the camera to my house
18:00 <megamanga> babow
19:00 <Nikky`> wb spence
19:00 <Nikky`> druidess said, you're one hot guy
19:00 <Nikky`> with no fan
19:00 <spence> It's true
20:00 <spence> I'm tipping water on myself
20:00 <spence> ridiculous
20:00 <spence> balls Soo hot
20:00 <Nikky`> put them in some water
21:00 <spence> I am
21:00 <Nikky`> cool
21:00 <Excessive> have a hot shower spence, it'll be cooler when u get out afterwards
21:00 <Fatty> druidess is passed her useby date
21:00 <spence> Excessive are u ok??
21:00 <ShadowLurker> past
22:00 <spence> I'll die in hot shower man
22:00 <Excessive> yes lol, didn't u know u're doin it wrong? .............. hotter than ambient temp will be cooler for u when out of the shower
22:00 <Fatty> Its a hot day why not have a hot shower
22:00 <spence> what for 5 mins?
22:00 <spence> Lol fatty
23:00 <Pieter> Humpty dumpty was one fucked up egg
23:00 <Excessive> y the asians drink hot water
23:00 <spence> id rather cold shower
23:00 <ShadowLurker> so are you
23:00 <spence> they drink it to start metabolism
24:00 <spence> so I should have a hot coffee?
24:00 <Pieter> Drink shower water
24:00 <megamanga> wrap ice in a tea towel
24:00 <megamanga> put it on your neck
24:00 <Pieter> Get bloated 
24:00 <Excessive> metabolism .............. ok I've learnt sometin new tonite
24:00 <megamanga> thank me later
24:00 <Pieter> Or on your feet 
24:00 <spence> Excessive u being smart??
25:00 <Excessive> no, jus didn't know ur version of the hot water drinkin
25:00 <spence> That's what I heard excessive..an Asian told me that's all
25:00 <Pieter> Ya not allowed to be smart here
25:00 <spence> You'll be fine then pieter
26:00 <spence> :)
26:00 <druidess> rofl
26:00 <spence> Cause the body burns calories to cool the hot water down...apparently
27:00 <druidess> ice ur ballsack
27:00 <megamanga> i give legit advice and hell probably ice his sack lol
27:00 <spence> Done it druidesd
27:00 <spence> s
28:00 <druidess> rofl mega
28:00 <spence> mega its done lol
28:00 <spence> sat n ice cube on my nuts it melted literally in 5 seconds
29:00 <spence> the cold water ran into my crack was nice
29:00 <spence> I'm sunburned I.put ice on my chest it melted like 2 secs
30:00 <druidess> u need aloevera
30:00 <spence> fell asleep on beach yesty for an hour
30:00 <spence> Nah I'm ok
30:00 <spence> just hot
30:00 <spence> bit red
30:00 <druidess> i dont burn i get brown
30:00 <spence> burned nips lol
30:00 <megamanga> i go red then brown as fuck
30:00 <spence> I go brown too
30:00 <Nikky`> I just soaked a towel in cold water, now its on me with fan on
30:00 <druidess> rofl
30:00 <Nikky`> So lovely
31:00 <druidess> ur nipples r burned
31:00 <druidess> owww
31:00 <Nikky`> I burn, peel and back to white
31:00 <spence> Ahuh its fucked druidess
31:00 <spence> lol pasty nikky 
31:00 <Moke> well guys
31:00 <druidess> i got olive skin
31:00 <Moke> good night all
32:00 <druidess> night moke hun
32:00 <Nikky`> haha yeah, well not albino white
32:00 <Moke> yup
32:00 <megamanga> wog skin ftw
32:00 <spence> Later moke dawg
32:00 <Excessive> yeah olive skin is wat I have too
32:00 <Moke> cya mang
32:00 <Moke> cya druidness
32:00 <Moke> bye excessive
32:00 <spence> olive is hot
32:00 <Excessive> bye Moke
32:00 <megamanga> i saw 3 mini mokes today
32:00 <megamanga> winning
32:00 <spence> I'm more abo skin
32:00 <spence> Lol
33:00 <Excessive> welcom ol dude :)
33:00 <Excessive> +e
33:00 <spence> Sup big fella
33:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Excessive and spence
33:00 <megamanga> lock up your sniff
33:00 <Bastardly_One> megacunt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
33:00 <Excessive> I don't sniff it, I smoke it
33:00 <The_Baron> hey b1
33:00 <megamanga> if it isnt that backwards kent from backwards town
33:00 <megamanga> sup kent
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all
34:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, hey hey
34:00 <spence> the backward man I'm the backward man..I can walk backward fast as u can.I'm the backward man
34:00 <Bastardly_One> funniest fight with the housemate before
34:00 <Excessive> did u see mah post of the lemon n pink lady Bastardly_One?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My answer to all fights is "well, kick me out"
35:00 <Excessive> or rather have u read the comments?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
35:00 <Excessive> have a lookie look
35:00 <spence> Oooh I wanna see tom green Japanese subway monkey hour :)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no
36:00 <spence> why fighting b1?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> about time the cunt got his act together in certain respects
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it affects me personally
36:00 <spence> ?
36:00 <DemonsRun> Wanker <3
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hey bitch <3
36:00 <DemonsRun> How's it hanging?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ... can't bitch ... yet
37:00 <Excessive> so wat r u regrettin movin in then Bastardly_One?
37:00 <DemonsRun> Why not yet?
37:00 <The_Baron> brb
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the place Excessive ... love the location
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but this cunt? ... bit of a downer
37:00 <Excessive> jus he's a bit of a pain?
37:00 <Excessive> dang
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <Student> welcome back Bastardly_One
38:00 <spence> It's hard living with anyone..my roommate is old n shit
38:00 <druidess> what startyed the fight
38:00 <spence> fucking sook
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sarah, me :D
38:00 <Nikky`> Thank god I live on my own
39:00 <Excessive> buy him some poppy seed and make tea out of it for him, he might get into it .......... don't makket too strong though .......... u might kill him
39:00 <druidess> what u say
39:00 <spence> nikky your smart
39:00 <Bastardly_One> temping on the killing him bit Excessive :D
39:00 <spence> lolz excessive
39:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I did it on and off in house I was in..until I moved into this unit
39:00 <Student> smart and single, ready to mingle 
39:00 <druidess> i rkn u and i would butt horns irl
40:00 <spence> ill horn Ur butt druidess
40:00 <druidess> student u got ur lucky undies on
40:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it woman
40:00 <druidess> sexy
40:00 <Student> ha ha druidess
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm easy to get along with until I think your habits might be impeding on myself
40:00 <Bastardly_One> such as, rent, etc
40:00 <druidess> oh ok
40:00 <spence> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so, think you can guess what the fight was over
40:00 <megamanga> i know
40:00 <druidess> meth
41:00 <DemonsRun> So... Another registered letter?
41:00 <megamanga> he had these cheeseburgers mannnnn
41:00 <Student> or math ;)
41:00 <DemonsRun> Or... You're still not on the lease?
41:00 <The_Baron> back
41:00 <Bastardly_One> bingo brat
41:00 <Bastardly_One> x2
41:00 <spence> its.always ok at the start...then u just get on each others nerves...like marriage
41:00 <Student> welcome back The_Baron
41:00 <DemonsRun> Get the fuck out of that house
41:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun hit it x2
41:00 <druidess> goddamnit i think i poisoned myeself last night
41:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, wb
41:00 <The_Baron> cheers
41:00 <DemonsRun> Seriously. Already put up with enough. GTFO of there
41:00 <Nikky`> Only person to get on my nerves now is me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sarah, you mean the carton? *lol*
41:00 <Nikky`> And my god do I sometimes
42:00 <spence> Lol nikky
42:00 <The_Baron> aah housemates
42:00 <Student> Nikky` if you keep thinking that way , you might end up presenting yourself with a solution with that.
42:00 <spence> I shit me too :/
42:00 <druidess> which Sarah u adkin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Nikky`> Isn't it fun to tell yourself off spence?
42:00 <druidess> what cartoon
42:00 <Nikky`> Hey ITaL^GuY :o)
42:00 <spence> I prefer to spank myself
42:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky` :)
43:00 <druidess> tmi
43:00 <Bastardly_One> carton
43:00 <spence> ooohh lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> carton of beer
43:00 <The_Baron> I prefer pudding
43:00 <spence> lol norti 0i!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, druidess drank a slab by herself on Fri night ... you proud of her?
44:00 <Excessive> slab of wat?
44:00 <druidess> :/
44:00 <Lumeah> lol wow
44:00 <Excessive> throwdowns?
44:00 <druidess> i did not
44:00 <Lumeah> lol
44:00 <spence> A slab...yeah not bad 
44:00 <druidess> i had a few left
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you said you drank the enitre carton
44:00 <spence> For a girl
44:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up
44:00 <The_Baron> I find with beer, after the first slab, u end up drinkin urself sober
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
44:00 <The_Baron> then u get a headache
44:00 <The_Baron> then u wished u bought some proper drugs
45:00 <Excessive> I don't really like beer
45:00 <druidess> i had a rager of a headache
45:00 <Excessive> jus the bitterness of it
45:00 <The_Baron> I'm glad I don
45:00 <druidess> more beer n more forte
45:00 <megamanga> ive had 1 hangover, after rakija
45:00 <The_Baron> don't get drunk anymore
45:00 <spence> I loove beer
45:00 <Excessive> if it has to be beer then I ask for lime cordial with it
45:00 <druidess> wonderex y i slept most of sat
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't miss drinking really
45:00 <Excessive> kills the bitterness
46:00 <druidess> i like getting pissed occasionally
46:00 <Nikky`> I cannot drink more than 4 beers before i'm done
46:00 <spence> soft excessive
46:00 <Kelevra> Why can't we be soberrrr
46:00 <megamanga> haha tool
46:00 <druidess> fuk sobriety
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck
46:00 <Kelevra> <3
46:00 <Lumeah> hey i know that sing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Mel
46:00 <ShadowLurker> it is of my professional opinion that all of you are homos
46:00 <Lumeah> song
46:00 <The_Baron> 5th beer and legs begin to open
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <druidess> get a beer into ya kelevra 
46:00 <Kelevra> In the text
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, go away
46:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
46:00 <spence> Sobriety is great..
47:00 <spence> I just can't remember what its like
47:00 <Nikky`> I so am so ShadowLurker 
47:00 <Kelevra> Oh I've had a few beers in my time
47:00 <druidess> im anybodies after 3
47:00 <Nikky`> :P
47:00 <spence> I'm going to give the shit up soon
47:00 <Lumeah> tool huh.. only ine man told me about tool
47:00 <Excessive> I'd rather bourbon than beer
47:00 <druidess> nobodies afyer 10
47:00 <druidess> i hate bourbon
47:00 <Excessive> I mean bourbon n cola
47:00 <spence> I'm anybodies anytime :)
48:00 <Kelevra> I like scotch and beer but in moderation
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what goes down quick?
48:00 <megamanga> i had 3 7% longnecks last night, im getting old
48:00 <druidess> we know Spencer you floozy
48:00 <The_Baron> lol druidess
48:00 <Bastardly_One> gin and ... lemonade
48:00 <ShadowLurker> *06:48:17 PM* <Bastardly_One> you know what goes down quick? <- you?
48:00 <The_Baron> druidess, u might no remember who's u were after 10
48:00 <Kelevra> Scotch and beer had my baby in the works haha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... fuck up clown boy
48:00 <spence> Lolz
49:00 <Kelevra> Drinking and talking creates sex
49:00 <ShadowLurker> :7
49:00 <Kelevra> Nawty
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he calls us homos and he's a juggalo
49:00 <The_Baron> lol
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <druidess> sex is bad mmkay
49:00 <ShadowLurker> and
49:00 <spence> Sex creates babies
49:00 <spence> babies create poop
49:00 <Serenity> fuck off with that shit you silly fuck seriously
49:00 <Kelevra> Exactly
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... nothing ... PAL
49:00 <druidess> just take drugs n forget sex
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you woman
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we're playing
49:00 <Serenity> youre already in the shit books with me atm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
49:00 <The_Baron> yeah well being gay aint a choice, but being a juggalo is a choice, to be gay and a redneck
49:00 <Lumeah> well i would like to drink and talk to the man that told me about the tool song, but thats never gonna happen :P 
49:00 <Serenity> so dont push it
49:00 <Kelevra> Drugs are bad mmmkay
49:00 <Bastardly_One> why now?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> .
49:00 <Bastardly_One> pm me about it though
49:00 <spence> Just fuck and forget drugs
50:00 <Serenity> no
50:00 <Serenity> i wont pm you about it
50:00 <Kelevra> Just ban them sezz
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, don't start ... no idea and I don't want a public scene
50:00 <ShadowLurker> lol playin
50:00 <Serenity> you're a spiteful old gossip who keeps trying to cause bitch fights thats what my problem is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever
50:00 <DemonsRun> Kelevra: Serenity... How the fuck did u get rid of bottles?
50:00 <druidess> settle serenity its ok
51:00 <Serenity> bottle?
51:00 <Serenity> s
51:00 <spence> lolz what a bitch
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ban me ... perm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> get off your rags
51:00 <spence> lol
51:00 <DemonsRun> Kids bottles.
51:00 <druidess> build a bridge
51:00 <Kelevra> DemonsRun: we put them up ourselves, tbh I'm lost
51:00 <spence> Lmfao
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lol keep diggin "pal"
51:00 <Kelevra> Ohhh
51:00 <spence> dig a tunnel
51:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
51:00 <druidess> and live under it with ur smash crab bf 
51:00 <Serenity> i only had 1 on bottles
51:00 <DemonsRun> I'm going head to head with carter
51:00 <Serenity> and he just went to cups *shrug*
51:00 <DemonsRun> He won't take anything but
51:00 <DemonsRun> Bottles
52:00 <Maurice> Yeah mine just went from a bottle to a drink bottle of water for bed
52:00 <Kelevra> Oh I'm a new mum
52:00 <DemonsRun> But he chewed through all his teats
52:00 <druidess> wtf is this
52:00 <DemonsRun> And I won't go buy more 
52:00 <Kelevra> I only had mine in DEC so there's nothing but bottles
52:00 <druidess> mother hrs
52:00 <druidess> hr 
52:00 <DemonsRun> Ahhhh
52:00 <Serenity> how old is he
52:00 <spence> U love smashed crabs don't u druidess 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
52:00 <druidess> mmmm crab
52:00 <druidess> yum
53:00 <Kelevra> druidess: if you keep up the drugs you'll never breach this convo
53:00 <druidess> its pretty fkn awesome
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <druidess> huh
53:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
53:00 <Kelevra> Keep up the drugs and the eggs will run dry
53:00 <Kelevra> You're getting old
53:00 <druidess> u keep out out it ugly
53:00 <Serenity> runny eggs
54:00 <druidess> i dont want babies love
54:00 <Kelevra> What? I'm not ugly, nor fat in your case
54:00 <druidess> dont u think id have one by now
54:00 <druidess> hangon
54:00 <Kelevra> Fkn tip rat. Go back to Anthony.
54:00 <Maurice> Not if you don't get laid
54:00 <druidess> not calling u ugly kelevra
54:00 <Lumeah> i miss the man that told me about the tool song.. yes i'll shut up now ..lol
54:00 <druidess> :/
54:00 <Kelevra> Well shit it seem directed to me
54:00 <druidess> noooo
54:00 <megamanga> wat
55:00 <ShadowLurker> woah
55:00 <ShadowLurker> calm your tits
55:00 <megamanga> this conversation requires more pylons
55:00 <spence> Lol demonsrun
55:00 <Serenity> NOOOOO *wobble*
55:00 <Serenity> rofl
55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm calm, Serenity holds mine
55:00 <The_Baron> this conversation requires less whiney bitches
55:00 <Lumeah> :P
55:00 <megamanga> and a gold account
55:00 <druidess> sorry serenity wtf u sayin u fat sloth
55:00 <Serenity> V.I.P
55:00 <Bastardly_One> high hopes The_Baron
55:00 <Kelevra> Haha
56:00 <druidess> ur twice the size of me love
56:00 <Serenity> is she ranting to herself? im so confused
56:00 <spence> Lmfao sloth ahahahaha
56:00 <megamanga> what is this, who is size 6 night?
56:00 <Kelevra> The_Baron: don't be a bitch.
56:00 <megamanga> I DONT CARE JUST GET YOUR TITS OUT
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you might like this band The_Baron
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2014/02/02/09/39/justin-bieber-caught-licking-stripper-s-nipple
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not that
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> funny though
56:00 <Serenity> i love it when they go off ranting to themselves you dont even have to do anything
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School (Nov 29, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 308,206 views - 2,053 likes (98.6%), 30 dislikes (1.4%)
56:00 <Lumeah> lol
57:00 <spence> Lmao
57:00 <Kelevra> Let's just calm ourselves. Drink up its Sunday..
57:00 <megamanga> that video was misleading... i wanted titties
57:00 <megamanga> not some bieber faggot
57:00 <Kelevra> DemonsRun: Btw Hai !!!
57:00 <Serenity> he'll have tits soon mega
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... that must of been the last thing I cut and paste this morning
57:00 <megamanga> after he drops the soap ye
57:00 <Serenity> when it finally gets to puberty
57:00 <DemonsRun> Lol Mel! Hai!
58:00 <Kelevra> How's it going?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, who does this remind you of? I can't pick it up?
58:00 <spence> pubes are shit
58:00 <DemonsRun> Not too bad considering lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> smog?
58:00 <DemonsRun> You?
58:00 <Serenity> DemonsRun
58:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity babe?
58:00 <Serenity> how olds the bub with the bottles
58:00 <DemonsRun> 19 months
58:00 <spence> I like a furry muff though lol
58:00 <The_Baron> this song reminds me of the Dandy Warhols
58:00 <megamanga> punch him in the gob and smash the bottle
58:00 <Serenity> does he have them to sleep?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah
58:00 <Kelevra> Btw I'd suggest just weening him off the bottles, I'm great but bubs is so uncomfortable with the heat =/ its so hard
59:00 <DemonsRun> Figured I'd just throw em out. He'll drink if he's thirsty enough!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but the vocals ... yeah ok, the warhols
59:00 <Serenity> 19 months is old enough to just cut them out
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but the vocals ... who's he remind me of?
59:00 <Serenity> i did that with my boy just threw them out
59:00 <DemonsRun> I thought so
59:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... that's why I'm asking
59:00 <The_Baron> umm, sounds like Beck
59:00 <DemonsRun> I wanted to do it when he turned 1
59:00 <DemonsRun> But he never had a dummy so I let it go
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> some other slacker band
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like Pavement but not
00:00 <spence> my girl used to ruin her tests too..in like 30 seconds
00:00 <Serenity> my first was breastfed that was worse
00:00 <Serenity> cant throw your tits away
00:00 <Kelevra> My baby girl spits her dummy, she hates it
00:00 <DemonsRun> Lmao no you can't
00:00 <spence> Teats
00:00 <megamanga> get her a mustache dummy
00:00 <Kelevra> Lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> mega, oh someone else has done the eyes thing
00:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Here kitty kitty kitty.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> with death metal album covers
01:00 <Bastardly_One> looks hilarious
01:00 <megamanga> damn
01:00 <spence> my girl never had a dummy
01:00 <Serenity> my daughter had one until she was 3.5 -.-
01:00 <Serenity> son never had one
01:00 <spence> wow
01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah I don't like fucking with her face or mouth
01:00 <Kelevra> So bottles and that's it
02:00 <Maurice> 2 out of 3 of mine had them
02:00 <Maurice> Ditched the dummies themselves
02:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Bubs talk aye
02:00 <Serenity> i had a real hard time getting lil off them
02:00 <Kelevra> Yes dercy
02:00 <Serenity> thats not darcy thats daz
02:00 <Kelevra> Ohvwtf
02:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Haha.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw ........... :D
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Oct 22, 2010) 4:45 - Category: Music - 2,070,214 views - 8,060 likes (96%), 339 dislikes (4%)
02:00 <Kelevra> Dazza you dick
02:00 <Kelevra> I miss you!
02:00 <Kelevra> <3
03:00 <DemonsRun> Fuxking weather
03:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> ...and you are?
03:00 <Kelevra> Badchey
03:00 <Serenity> LOL
03:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking slats on my bed shrunk
03:00 <Serenity> its mel!
03:00 <Kelevra> Mel
03:00 <Kelevra> Lol
03:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> OH
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what weather ... I've an aircon
03:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> HAI!!
03:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
03:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> <3
03:00 <Kelevra> We're clueless dickhead haha
03:00 <DemonsRun> So do I
03:00 <Serenity> gosh
03:00 <DemonsRun> Doesn't make the whole house cool
04:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Depends what sort of aircon it is.
04:00 <Kelevra> Shit I almost woke Angel laughing at that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> WHOAH! WHOA! THAR SHe BLOWS!
04:00 <DemonsRun> Uhh
04:00 <DemonsRun> Fujitsu ?
04:00 <DemonsRun> Either way
04:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Evaporate is useless in high humidity.
04:00 <Excessive> I can keep mine cool if I had to, open the front n back door/window and create a draught
04:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is shit
04:00 <DemonsRun> The bed slats keep falling down
04:00 <DemonsRun> Cunts of things
04:00 <Serenity> evap is shit at any time
04:00 <Serenity> dont be a cheap cunt n get refridgerated
04:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Serenity, I beg to differ.
04:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> We have it here.
04:00 <spence> True serenity
04:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Works amazingly in dry heat.
04:00 <megamanga> the new evap are good
04:00 <spence> rubbish evap
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I broke the bed the other day ... saw it coming though
04:00 <megamanga> the old ones are shit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta get a couple of new slats on pay day
05:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Yeah, the old ones are shit.
05:00 <DemonsRun> The inlaws almost had their house burnt down today...
05:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares mate
05:00 <spence> jumping on Ur bed again b1?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> stop trying to change the convo
05:00 <Kelevra> Lol paulie
05:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, fell over actually but yeah
05:00 <ShadowLurker> happens when you get that old
05:00 <spence> Lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwww cute ... ShadowLurker is gonna try to start on me
05:00 <spence> Soz but lol
06:00 <ShadowLurker> try
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
06:00 <spence> Lol @ cute
06:00 <spence> ahahahahaha
06:00 <Maurice> My sister squirted her husband with boob milk and he leaped over the bed, landed on the side of it and broke it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah spence it was funny ... had a BP attack
06:00 <Maurice> Was rather hilarious
06:00 <spence> bi polar?
06:00 <Serenity> rofl
06:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> All I read there was...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> blood pressure
06:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> <@Maurice> My sister squirted 
06:00 <Serenity> HAHA
06:00 <ShadowLurker> same
06:00 <Serenity> me too
06:00 <megamanga> all i saw was tit milk
06:00 <Maurice> I don't want to imagine that :/
07:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Haha.
07:00 <spence> Boob milk is yummy
07:00 <Kelevra> Gross
07:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:07:08 PM* <MeGusta> [2421] <@Maurice> I've been preg to my sister every time
07:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:07:10 PM* <MeGusta> [2451] *09:24:12 AM* <@Maurice> I want to punch my sisters box so bad
07:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:07:12 PM* <MeGusta> [918] *01:36:15 PM* <@Maurice> Fuck my sister
07:00 <spence> my Mrs was sweet
07:00 <Lumeah> you would suck it spence 
07:00 <Maurice> You suck sweaty balls, ShadowLurker
07:00 <Serenity> yeah boob milk is very sweet
07:00 <Maurice> Stop messing up my lines
07:00 <spence> she could squirt around 2 metres
07:00 <spence> I did lumeah
07:00 <Serenity> i used to be able to squirt for ages
08:00 <Serenity> was fun
08:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
08:00 <Maurice> Now theres a quote
08:00 <Lumeah> lol
08:00 <Serenity> -.-
08:00 <Nikky`> It is time for topic change
08:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Haha
08:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Yup
08:00 <spence> My Mrs had like 5 streams shooting out at once...was great
08:00 <Serenity> no way Nikky`
08:00 <Serenity> you love the boob milk
08:00 <ShadowLurker> buckets of it
09:00 <Nikky`> Nooo I meant.. put your I can squirt for ages as the topic
09:00 <Serenity> lol spence i had no idea that you could get more than 1 stream when i had my first baby
09:00 <Nikky`> Not change convo
09:00 <Serenity> and when there was like 6 streams i was all WOAHH WTF
09:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Fuck computers... I mean.. Really.. First lappy dies now desktop is running like a dog.
09:00 <Maurice> Its like when the nozzle falls off the hose and it just goes everywhere
09:00 <spence> Lmfao yeah I loved the multiple streams
09:00 <Serenity> ohhh
09:00 <spence> shnappi get a mac
09:00 <ness> hello mofos
10:00 <Lumeah> hi ness
10:00 <Lumeah> join the boob sucking fest
10:00 <ShadowLurker> that is the most retarded thing ive ever read
10:00 <ShadowLurker> get a mac
10:00 <ness> i dont suck boobs
10:00 <spence> u suck Dick ?
10:00 <Lumeah> not you the boys lol
10:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> I was considering a Mac in all honesty.
10:00 <ShadowLurker> EWW
10:00 <ness> oh then yes please
10:00 <Serenity> daz.
11:00 <Serenity> get out
11:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Hahaha
12:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> It's eerily quiet now.
12:00 <The_Baron> BOOBS
12:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Or I'm lagging badly.
12:00 <The_Baron> u may commence
12:00 <Serenity> everyones off batting over tit juice
12:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Delicious.
12:00 <spence> RAaaah1
12:00 <spence> I really was batting lol
12:00 <Excessive> eeeeverybody
13:00 <Lumeah> lol 
13:00 <Lumeah> oh spence lol
13:00 <spence> Hehe
13:00 <Maurice> I'm watching a very dangerous and heart pumping movie end
13:00 <spence> its ok I'm done
13:00 <Nikky`> quick
13:00 <Lumeah> lol alredy?
13:00 <Serenity> i wish my boobs could still squirt
13:00 <Lumeah> NEXT!! 
13:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:00 <spence> yup I'm good
13:00 <Serenity> can you lactate without a baby
13:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Best 10 seconds of his life.
13:00 <spence> lol
13:00 <Lumeah> hahaha must be
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you can
14:00 <spence> I could get myself in 30 secs easily
14:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Ive heard you can.
14:00 <xm> i think you can with phantom pregnancies
14:00 <Maurice> You can get drugs, Serenity
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the milk squirting fetishits
14:00 <Lumeah> ya ment to last....
14:00 <Maurice> I've seen it on american adoption shows
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what Maurice said
14:00 <spence> just put my finger in my Arse
14:00 <Serenity> not sure im that keen
14:00 <Maurice> The adoption mother takes them so she can breast feed
14:00 <Lumeah> what it the f with ass ! 
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <spence> why would I want to last by myself lumeah
15:00 <Serenity> ill just get a water pistol and fill it up with sugared milk
15:00 <spence> I just wanted to blow 
15:00 <spence> Lol
15:00 <Nikky`> tmi
15:00 <Excessive> welcome Bonny
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <Lumeah> welcome bonny
15:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> spence is covering for certain issues now.
15:00 <Bonny> yo.. :)
15:00 <Clyde> hi bonny
15:00 <spence> ok schnappi
16:00 <Bonny> hello
16:00 <spence> u silly little krocodil
16:00 <Clyde> i love Spencer
16:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> :D
16:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Where is Pieter?
16:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Wanted to thank him for the stash.
16:00 <spence> hi clyde why the love?
16:00 <Clyde> das kleine krokodil
16:00 <Clyde> schnee schna schnapii
17:00 <Pieter> Np
17:00 <Clyde> schnappischnapschnapschnap
17:00 <spence> Shnappi shnappi schnap!!
17:00 <Pieter> You survived tho 
17:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Yup!
17:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> Nice mattress mate.
17:00 <Pieter> That wasnt meant to happen:(
18:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie - time to try sleep 
18:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> As if sleep.
18:00 <Serenity> nini Nikky`
18:00 <SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil> The nights young.
18:00 <Nikky`> Have nice night all n day tomorrow
18:00 <spence> Night
18:00 <Lumeah> night
18:00 <druidess> kisses nikky
18:00 <Nikky`> Not when you have an early alarm
18:00 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
18:00 <Bonny> night Nikky`.. :)
18:00 <Nikky`> xxx
18:00 <Fatty> ight
21:00 <Serenity> :o
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder I feel hot ... it's still 30
22:00 <Bonny> lol
23:00 <spence> Lmfao
23:00 <Serenity> hey come now
23:00 <Serenity> im not a pin ball machine
23:00 <spence> my balls are Soo sweaty
23:00 <Bonny> and stinky
23:00 <Serenity> ball soup
23:00 <spence> not to mention my Arse crack
24:00 <spence> lol serenity
24:00 <Bonny> cheesey taste to it
24:00 <spence> a tad woofy bonny
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm here SchnappiDasKleineKrokodil 
24:00 <spence> lmfao
24:00 <Serenity> bit vinegary lol
25:00 <spence> smells like demestos...
25:00 <Lumeah> well ther eempty now lol
25:00 <spence> or something
25:00 <Lumeah> grose
25:00 <spence> lol
25:00 <Serenity> LOL what are we even talking about
25:00 <spence> not empty enough
25:00 <Kelevra> Beans
25:00 <druidess> hes a boy what u expect
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <spence> my balls
25:00 <Kelevra> Or green eggs
25:00 <Lumeah> well go for a nother 2 secs 
25:00 <Lumeah> jaja
25:00 <spence> lmfao
26:00 <Kelevra> Jalapeños
26:00 <spence> Nah would take a few mins now lumeah
26:00 <spence> I had vindaloo last night..balls kinda smell like curry
26:00 <spence> with a hint of smoked cod
27:00 <simba> you were ramming it up your ass?
27:00 <spence> no but it shot out of my Arse this morning
27:00 <druidess> omg
27:00 <druidess> shutuppp
27:00 <spence> lol
28:00 <spence> no
28:00 <druidess> yes
28:00 <Excessive> and u didn't wipe, is that y ur balls smell?
28:00 <spence> u love curry balls
28:00 <spence> I didn't wipe...no
28:00 <spence> I did but back to front...
28:00 <spence> poo balls
28:00 <Excessive> curreh balls
29:00 <spence> lol
29:00 <Excessive> wait .......... processed curreh balls
29:00 <spence> these nuts are on fiiiirrreeee!
30:00 <spence> Aren't u Indian druidess?
30:00 <Excessive> I've got some red chilli growin I'll send u some when they come to ripen
30:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: Bed. Cuddles. Kgo
30:00 <spence> You should appreciate my curry sack
32:00 <Serenity> YES MA'AM
33:00 <DemonsRun> Woohoo
33:00 <DemonsRun> I need to get this child to sleep
33:00 <Excessive> make him some poppy seed tea
33:00 <spence> was the best curry ever though...I must admit
33:00 <fawks> 🙅
33:00 <spence> highett rsl
33:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to you thouh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a vindaloo tonight
33:00 <Bastardly_One> at the local
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking sensational too
33:00 <British^Meat> i had 40
33:00 <spence> really
33:00 <Excessive> ok windalot then :P
33:00 <spence> Oh yeah
33:00 <spence> same here 12
34:00 <spence> But did yours come with pappadums
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sure did
34:00 <spence> n salad ?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no salad though
34:00 <megamanga> why the fuck would it come with salad
34:00 <megamanga> get that shit out of my curry
34:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmmmm salad
34:00 <spence> Aahhh ripped off
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
34:00 <Excessive> I mite do some tomoz
34:00 <Bastardly_One> totally mega
34:00 <druidess> part Indian Spencer
34:00 <spence> salad on the side retard
35:00 <Excessive> wif crutons n white caesar sauce
35:00 <spence> yum excessive
35:00 <spence> yummo
35:00 <druidess> gimme
35:00 <spence> id rather paprikas chicken with nokedly
35:00 <spence> mmmmmmm
36:00 <Kelevra> johninja: you smell like a new car, Asl?
36:00 <Kelevra> =P
36:00 <johninja> :D
36:00 <Excessive> ye that's easy .......... jus like a chicken stew with potatoes and some paprika
36:00 <johninja> oh hai
36:00 <Kelevra> Hey lol
36:00 <Serenity> i have new car smell
36:00 <Kelevra> Haha 
36:00 <johninja> you have a good day sweetcheeks?
36:00 <spence> its the best excessive I make it awesome
37:00 <Excessive> yep
37:00 <Kelevra> Yes very much so, baby girls found it hard with the weather to settle but she's fine now, how are you?
37:00 <spence> chicken,  onions garlic capsicum paprikas faraway seed chilli and tomatos 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, I saw the best thing today
37:00 <Kelevra> My baby?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen those facewasher hats?
37:00 <spence> Caraway
37:00 <Kelevra> =P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for babies?
38:00 <Kelevra> Nah I havent
38:00 <Bastardly_One> neither have I until today
38:00 <Excessive> and u can also make some semolina noodles kindah thingies in the paprikas
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... must be able to get them online or something
38:00 <spence> I have a sweaty ball smell
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a friend who takes shots of her baby like every 5 mins
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems
39:00 <spence> nokedli excessive 
39:00 <johninja> yeah sorry, slept all day lol, got up at like 8PM
39:00 <megamanga> i hate kids
39:00 <Excessive> nudly
39:00 <johninja> hopefully it cools down there tommoz
39:00 <spence> It's fucking great
39:00 <spence> lol nudli
39:00 <Excessive> but it's not really nudly
39:00 <spence> just flour salt and water 
40:00 <Excessive> nah not flour, semolina
40:00 <spence> Oh ok different then
40:00 <Excessive> like they use in soup
40:00 <Excessive> kindah
40:00 <spence> Yup
41:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One: I do that, I take a lot pics of my baby, fuck she didn't ruin my body for no reason
41:00 <spence> do u cook much Hungarian ?
41:00 <Kelevra> She's a beauty though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, heh ... doesn't even parent?
41:00 <Serenity> you dont post them enough mel
41:00 <Kelevra> I think so but honestly I've seen ugly babies
41:00 <Serenity> i want to write an official complaint
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yes
42:00 <Kelevra> Haha sezz ily
42:00 <spence> Do u like polacinta
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to be racist ... but
42:00 <Bastardly_One> indian babies are fucking apes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yucky little things
42:00 <Kelevra> I have her placenta in the freezer
42:00 <spence> Lmfao b1
42:00 <Excessive> errrr I make french potato sometimes, with potato, eggs and hungarian sausage baked in watered down sour cream ............ rakot krumpli
42:00 <megamanga> you should cook it in a curry and feed it to unsuspecting friends Kelevra 
42:00 <spence> My bosses baby has a better tash than me...he's 6 mths
42:00 <Kelevra> Lol I thought about that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find out about those facewasher hats though if you want Mel
43:00 <Excessive> palacsinta ........... pancakes, yes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this chick is in melbourne as well
43:00 <spence> mmm I make them
43:00 <Bastardly_One> might be able to get them from stores for all I know
43:00 <Kelevra> Nah I wouldn't want wet things on her head
43:00 <spence> like nutella in them
43:00 <Kelevra> I like bathing her cause its bonding
43:00 <Kelevra> I sing to her
43:00 <birdbutts> http://birdswearinghats.tumblr.com/
43:00 <Excessive> nah, I like mah pancakes eith with sugar or maple syrup
43:00 <Kelevra> She smiles and I melt
44:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd love that
44:00 <spence> Nice 
44:00 <Excessive> either*
44:00 <Excessive> oh and ...............
44:00 <Excessive> cinnamon n sugar rather
44:00 <spence> Fuck yeah
45:00 <Kelevra> I sing Santa baby and jingle bells but I say Angelina smells and make up my own words with every tune
45:00 <spence> my mum is the best cook
45:00 <Kelevra> She likes it
45:00 <Excessive> r ur oldies Hungarian spence?
45:00 <couleurs> :)
45:00 <Lumeah> cute
45:00 <Kelevra> My mum was a pretty awesome cook
45:00 <spence> Yeah mum is
45:00 <Excessive> rite
45:00 <spence> dad was aussie
45:00 <Excessive> k
46:00 <Kelevra> I changed a couple of her recipes though
46:00 <Excessive> my dad was Hungarian with me, mum is Romanian
46:00 <Kelevra> Adjusted to my taste
46:00 <spence> Aaah k
46:00 <Excessive> I don't really get on with mah mum though
46:00 <Excessive> kurva olaj banda
47:00 <spence> really that sucks bro
47:00 <spence> lol kurva
47:00 <Kelevra> Doesn't that mean slut
47:00 <Excessive> yes
47:00 <Kelevra> In serb
47:00 <spence> Onya piciat bassemeg
47:00 <Excessive> in Romanian and Hungarian too Mel
47:00 <Kelevra> And bosnan
47:00 <spence> Lol
48:00 <Kelevra> Croarion
48:00 <Kelevra> Croation
48:00 <spence> my roomy is bosnian
48:00 <spence> Yugoslavian
48:00 <Kelevra> I speak a tiny bit
48:00 <Kelevra> Can't spell though
48:00 <Excessive> but I was sayin fckn slutty olaj (slang for Romanian letdowns)
48:00 <spence> pichka matara
49:00 <Kelevra> Pussy/vagina
49:00 <Kelevra> Something
49:00 <Excessive> picsku ti materina*
49:00 <spence> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> things to do ... people to harrass ... bbs
49:00 <johninja> for birdbutts https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/q85/s720x720/1012465_625922627451615_435760094_n.jpg 
49:00 <Kelevra> I can say my vagina is hairless
49:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s720x720/1456674_623595457684332_888076918_n.jpg 
49:00 <Kelevra> Lol
49:00 <stebie> hey mel
49:00 <spence> lofotze eshegedbe
49:00 <stebie> it feels like ages
49:00 <stebie> sup?
49:00 <Excessive> lo fash a segedbe
49:00 <xm> ive always found it strange how Hungarian is related to the languages of Siberia
50:00 <Kelevra> Hey stebie Haha, I'm excellent thanks for asking, you?
50:00 <spence> Lmfao kelevra
50:00 <Excessive> fasz*
50:00 <stebie> good thanks mel ^_^
50:00 <spence> lol
50:00 <Serenity> schtebie
50:00 <Excessive> xm only a few words
50:00 <Kelevra> Pichka melesh
50:00 <Kelevra> Or something
50:00 <spence> lolz
50:00 <Excessive> cause of the close geographical neighbourings
51:00 <johninja> well the huns came from the east
51:00 <spence> Yeah very similar
51:00 <johninja> like pretty much all of the people of europe
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm not very savvy with a world map
51:00 <Excessive> well the Romanians did really come from the east though
51:00 <johninja> you are a chick though
51:00 <Kelevra> But languages I can pick up easily 
51:00 <spence> Hal pichka
51:00 <johninja> just ask for directions
51:00 <Excessive> they Romanized after Roman invasion
51:00 <Kelevra> Fuck you yon nigger
52:00 <Kelevra> Lol
52:00 <spence> Lmgao
52:00 <Excessive> it was dacians originally on romanian territory
52:00 <spence> wog cunt
52:00 <Excessive> ancient dacians
52:00 <johninja> they all did realy come from the east, the celts were the original inhaitants of western europe
52:00 <johninja> everyone else came and pushed them ouot
52:00 <Excessive> man ............... ancient I was sayin
52:00 <xm> celts also moved all the way into the middle east
53:00 <johninja> apparently so
53:00 <spence> brishi kurot moi selena sercha
53:00 <johninja> but yeah like attila the hun, he was the leader of a roaming bands of nomads from the russian steps
53:00 <spence> shave my crotch with green glass lol
53:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacia <-------------- Romania today
53:00 <johninja> they themselves got pushed from their home and went west
54:00 <Kelevra> History bores me
54:00 <lumeah> did u spence? lol
54:00 <Kelevra> Not really
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> But some 
55:00 <spence> Lol its a maco insult
55:00 <johninja> did you see my new handbag?
55:00 <johninja> jks
55:00 <Kelevra> I saw Attila and got bored
55:00 <Kelevra> Fuck off since when have you seen me sport a handbag
55:00 <johninja> hmmm
55:00 <johninja> yeah
55:00 <Kelevra> I do not rock the bag of a hand
55:00 <druidess> jn has a man purse
56:00 <Kelevra> I'm Hahn solo
56:00 <johninja> its my laptop bag ok
56:00 <johninja> i just don't put the laptop in it anymore
56:00 <druidess> lol
56:00 <Excessive> talkin abt bags I do need a new backpack
56:00 <spence> Sakash kuro druidess?
56:00 <Kelevra> He so would rock a purse
56:00 <druidess> watashiwhat
56:00 <Kelevra> I could see that
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Excessive> big enough to fit lappy and the shit that goes with it when I attend some gig or somethin
56:00 <spence> Sakash?
56:00 <Kelevra> Haha
57:00 <Kelevra> spence: piss orf
57:00 <druidess> jn is pink tho
57:00 <spence> What kelevra?
57:00 <Kelevra> He actually had jail attire when I flew with him
57:00 <johninja> guys can wear pink too ok!
57:00 <spence> Pinks gay
57:00 <johninja> lol jail attire
57:00 <Kelevra> It was a criminal mans duffle that'd store my body
57:00 <johninja> that was my 'good' jeans
58:00 <johninja> only a couple of holes
58:00 <Kelevra> It was thrifty
58:00 <spence> hey druidess Sakash?
58:00 <Kelevra> spence: go fuck yourself cunt
58:00 <Kelevra> Stfu with your mess
58:00 <druidess> wtg is sakash
58:00 <spence> Kelevra sakash kuro
59:00 <druidess> is he neing rude
59:00 <spence> u like druidess
59:00 <spence> no I'm not
59:00 <druidess> should i kick him in the nuts
59:00 <druidess> explain urself
59:00 <johninja> do it
59:00 <johninja> he will probably be rude later too so kick him twice
59:00 <spence> I'm mucking around some people are sooks
59:00 <Kelevra> He's being useless during a Congo, nothing more, nothing less but utterly useless
59:00 <Kelevra> Convo
59:00 <spence> not naming names kelevra
59:00 <Kelevra> Lol at congo
00:00 <Kelevra> Fuck you spence 
00:00 <spence> Congo u whacker
00:00 <johninja> LETS DO THIS!
00:00 <Kelevra> Go find an original nickname then touch base with me
00:00 <spence> no thanks kelevra but thanks for the offer u big homo
00:00 <Kelevra> Homo..
00:00 <druidess> i just told George to go back to tjen jungle coz hes a creepy snake
01:00 <Kelevra> I have a baby, how the Fuck am I gay
01:00 <johninja> so did elton john
01:00 <Doodle> loool
01:00 <Maurice> So did my lesbian friend
01:00 <spence> poofters can have babies too man
01:00 <Serenity> elton john was married dude
01:00 <Maurice> Turns out she wasn't 100% lesbian..
01:00 <Serenity> u giant lezzo
01:00 <Kelevra> Well shit I cant afford spunk
01:00 <spence> Lmfao serenity
01:00 <Kelevra> I fuck males
01:00 <johninja> lol soz i just love using the "so did elton john" line
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <Kelevra> Used to*
01:00 <Maurice> Doodle gives it out for free
01:00 <spence> oh whoops lol
02:00 <Doodle> :o
02:00 <Maurice> And his sperm
02:00 <Kelevra> I can't even fuck myself these days
02:00 <Doodle> re00ww
02:00 <spence> what's wrong with my nick
02:00 <Serenity> Maurice im watching full house
02:00 <Doodle> k work time bblzz
02:00 <Serenity> john stamos was a bit hot
02:00 <spence> lol
02:00 <Maurice> He still is
02:00 <Maurice> Rowr
02:00 <spence> joey was awesome
02:00 <Serenity> even with that ridiculous mullet
03:00 <Kelevra> Omg I haven't had sex since almost a year ago, maybe I am gay
03:00 <spence> Defs homogay
03:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
03:00 <Kelevra> Poss
03:00 <druidess> im gay too
03:00 <Serenity> mm sex
03:00 <spence> Abs
03:00 <spence> drudess eats carpet
03:00 <Kelevra> Doubts
03:00 <druidess> i wouldnt do serenity though... ick
04:00 <spence> druidess
04:00 <spence> id do u druidess
04:00 <druidess> Spencer
04:00 <druidess> u turned me gay
04:00 <spence> anally
04:00 <johninja> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/02/02/1226816/027816-76cc17b8-8bb3-11e3-836d-02ea2adb9f0a.jpg 
04:00 <druidess> um no
04:00 <Skirmish> You're still here stirring up all the boys druidess! 
04:00 <druidess> its fun skirmish
04:00 <Serenity> lol john
05:00 <spence> how did I turn u gay druidess
05:00 <johninja> Skirmish milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
05:00 <Kelevra> I should whack my garden path and tap the bean below..
05:00 <spence> skirmish sup player
05:00 <johninja> do it Kelevra
05:00 <Kelevra> Cbf though
05:00 <johninja> hook right in there
05:00 <johninja> lamer
05:00 <Kelevra> Lol
05:00 <Skirmish> Just about to head to bed. Thought I would pop in.
05:00 <spence> lmfao
05:00 <druidess> tmiiiii
05:00 <Kelevra> Its effort
05:00 <spence> yeah I'm crashing soon
06:00 <johninja> get a decent vibrator then
06:00 <johninja> sheesh
06:00 <spence> might fuck shit up here first
06:00 <johninja> do i have to do everything?
06:00 <spence> getting boref
06:00 <spence> d
06:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't get one up there
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> a pencil?
06:00 <Kelevra> My pubes are so long they hang out of my shorts
06:00 <Serenity> lol mel you need to sort your shit out woman
06:00 <johninja> oh geeze
06:00 <Skirmish> "Things you will never hear Johninja say in real life with a horny girl around"  Do I have to do everything! 
06:00 <johninja> ;)
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm like 'Lee just fuck off with your comments'
07:00 <Kelevra> Lol
07:00 <johninja> haha..it's a jungle out there
07:00 <spence> pube monster
07:00 <Kelevra> Haha its true 
07:00 <Skirmish> What is Lee commenting on? 
07:00 <Kelevra> My pubs length
07:00 <druidess> y is she looking:/
07:00 <johninja> why would she not?
08:00 <Kelevra> She had gp view my vagina when I went into labor and days after
08:00 <spence> I shaved mine off
08:00 <spence> looks awesome
08:00 <megamanga> mine has thunder bolts shaved into them
08:00 <megamanga> it looks killer brah
08:00 <Kelevra> They cut me open and I couldn't bend to see if I was bleeding or peeing
08:00 <druidess> lol mega
08:00 <Kelevra> So I made her look
08:00 <xm> my pubes got so long so i braided them then tied a knot
08:00 <megamanga> if i had a full length mirror id shave lightning bolts into it
08:00 <Kelevra> I had a pee pee thingy
09:00 <druidess> huj
09:00 <fawks> huj
09:00 <spence> Lmfao xm
09:00 <druidess> peepee thingy
09:00 <Kelevra> Cafator? I'm sure its not the spelling
09:00 <Kelevra> Serenity: Maurice 
09:00 <megamanga> catheter 
09:00 <druidess> ahh catheter
09:00 <spence> my friend had 1 pube right on his actual knob...
09:00 <Kelevra> Yes that
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah that
09:00 <Kelevra> Jinx
09:00 <spence> was great
09:00 <druidess> up ur urethra
09:00 <Maurice> My pubes wear a do-rag coz they be gangsta
10:00 <fawks> Merkin tehehe
10:00 <Kelevra> But when it was warm and I was in pain I thought it was me bleeding so I'd show lee
10:00 <spence> Druidess pubes wear a turban
10:00 <druidess> creepy skirmish n his quit msg
11:00 <johninja> druidess has no genitals
11:00 <spence> Lmao
11:00 <Kelevra> True
11:00 <druidess> im like a barbie
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <xm> my brother likes pube trimming to clearing vegetation to prevent bush fires
11:00 <xm> likes to say*
11:00 <druidess> genitals just r asking for trouble
12:00 <spence> Herpes
12:00 <druidess> sorry to hear Spencer
12:00 <spence> its ok..ill just pick the scabs n let the puss run :)
13:00 <druidess> ok brb throwing up nao
13:00 <spence> Lol
15:00 <spence> Omg my roommate farts loud
15:00 <spence> smells like garlic up in this bitch
15:00 <spence> bosnian cunts...
16:00 <xm> is he that 60+ yearold Muslim?
16:00 <xm> or am i thinking of another person from here
16:00 <spence> Yup
16:00 <spence> 71
16:00 <xm> ah yes
17:00 <spence> Yeah he's a riot
18:00 <spence> Names Muhamed...breaks my balls daily
18:00 <spence> Soo annoying I need to move
19:00 <xm> does he have any kids etc?
19:00 <spence> Nope
19:00 <xm> he's about to fall off the perch, might be worth getting into his will
19:00 <spence> he ain't got shit mate
19:00 <xm> time to move then
19:00 <spence> broke
19:00 <spence> lol
19:00 <spence> yup
19:00 <xm> you cant make money out of Bosnian farts
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <spence> Lmfao
20:00 <johninja> gypsy tears
20:00 <spence> he just farted again...sounded very close to shit
20:00 <spence> very close
20:00 <xm> did you know if Muslims fart during prayer they have to start all over again
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <xm> i'd be pretty pissed off if i was nearly finished
21:00 <spence> Lmfao he can't kneel his knee is fucked
21:00 <johninja> "if anything distances you from god, cut it off"
21:00 <xm> he'd slow everyone down if he had to go around in Mecca
21:00 <spence> even at mosk he has to pray sitting
21:00 <xm> unless they have a special lane for the disabled
22:00 <xm> im sure they'd have exceptions for him though
22:00 <johninja> yeah disabled people don't have to do the haj
22:00 <spence> they do have
22:00 <spence> he fell over in plaza n fucked his hip he's going for compo
22:00 <xm> so does he ever try to get you to go along to the Mosque etc?
23:00 <xm> pretty much every Muslim i've known has tried to
23:00 <baz> lol
23:00 <xm> lol compo
23:00 <spence> He has actually
23:00 <johninja> yeah apparently they get points from god for coverting people
23:00 <spence> I told him I don't believe in god..he went off his tits
23:00 <baz> I don't think that's true xm.
24:00 <xm> i know that if you fall over in say woolworths your payout would be capped to some low amount
24:00 <xm> it's only when you're a worker or something that you get more
24:00 <baz> about them having to start again if they farted.
24:00 <xm> what isnt true baz?
24:00 <megamanga> baz reuten
24:00 <johninja> i think it might be
24:00 <baz> hey megamanga
24:00 <megamanga> sup
24:00 <xm> it's been a while since i last read this, let me check it again
24:00 <baz> nothing man
24:00 <johninja> they do the whole washing of hands and feet and cleaning out the nasal passage
24:00 <spence> lol mega that dudes tough as bas ruthen
25:00 <baz> needed a break from reading for a bit, so here I am
25:00 <johninja> so i'm sure a fart would render it void
25:00 <johninja> to read...
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <megamanga> i call my gf bas ruthen spence lol
25:00 <spence> he washes his feet all the time
25:00 <baz> no, I think you're wrong johninja.
25:00 <johninja> thats ok
25:00 <spence> lol mega
25:00 <megamanga> this is what showed up when i search muslims fart during prayer
25:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkqiw2zDzU8
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pakistani Muslims always Fart in Mosque during Prayer - Are they Cannons Of Mohammad ? (Aug 8, 2010) - Category: Entertainment - 13,222 views - 40 likes (37%), 68 dislikes (63%)
25:00 <johninja> i don't want to fight about it
26:00 <baz> ceebs watching that right now
26:00 <johninja> they can fart all they want for all i care tbh
26:00 <megamanga> its true
26:00 <megamanga> they have to start again
26:00 <megamanga> lol
26:00 <megamanga> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081109190856AAQq2xi
26:00 <spence> Lmfao
26:00 <johninja> just don't go blowing up buildings and shit and we good
26:00 <spence> ill ask Muhamed in the morning
26:00 <xm> yeah it seems so
26:00 <xm> wudu sounds like the Islamic jedi force
27:00 <megamanga> so dont poopoo when you wudu
27:00 <baz> hmm
27:00 <baz> well in that case you'd think they'd just hold it in
27:00 <baz> but then they'd lose focus
27:00 <megamanga> just do a silent one
27:00 <megamanga> nobody will know
27:00 <xm> looks like there are a lot of threads on the Internet about Muslims concerned about their flatulence during prayer
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <baz> if it's silent and doesn't smell at all, then I wonder if they would be okay to keep going.
27:00 <johninja> maybe cut back a bit on the onion rings etc
27:00 <megamanga> you should ask
28:00 <spence> Lol baz
28:00 <baz> I'd ask my parents but they're not religious.
28:00 <xm> i wonder if they hold so much gas in they could turn themselves into a human bomb, making bomb searching redundant at all airports etc
28:00 <baz> they're not practicing Muslims.
29:00 <spence> baz are u religious?
29:00 <megamanga> some of them were preaching that its ok to get anal to fit bigger bombs in your ass
29:00 <megamanga> lolll
29:00 <baz> nope
29:00 <xm> baz are there are many Turkish-Kurds in your city?
29:00 <xm> i think most of the Turks in Perth are Kurdish
29:00 <baz> one sec, brb
29:00 <johninja> are the kurds muslims too?
29:00 <johninja> they seem to be some different sect
29:00 <xm> there are Kurdish Jews too
29:00 <johninja> i know saddam wasn't a fan
30:00 <xm> the Kurds trace back their heritage to the Medes i think
30:00 <xm> i remember this kurd i was talking to...
30:00 <xm> i told him he kinda looked Italian
30:00 <xm> he laughed it off
30:00 <spence> Kurd??
30:00 <xm> then i said maybe Greek as well
30:00 <johninja> just seemed like an ethnic mirnorit and everyone knows that ethnic minoritys are trouble
31:00 <xm> then he got hell pissed off
31:00 <johninja> ahaha
31:00 <spence> Lol johninja
31:00 <spence> fucking fartfest here lol
31:00 <milk> that's because Italians drive Ferraris with their nieces in the passenger seat
32:00 <milk> Greek's go Greek
32:00 <johninja> well the greeks and turks don't like each other a whole lot
32:00 <baz> back
32:00 <baz> xm, no there aren't
32:00 <johninja> harks back to the ottoman days and the persian days before that
32:00 <baz> not that I know for a fact, though.
33:00 <milk> or the old standard: "You are from Turkey? Hi, I'm from Chicken"
33:00 <johninja> ...lol
33:00 <megamanga> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/george-zimmerman-celebrity-boxing-match-confirmed-as-rapper-the-game-offers-to-fight-him-i-would-take-pleasure-in-it-9098750.html
33:00 <spence> Lmao
34:00 <baz> I didn't realise how bad the Turks v. Greeks thing was until I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding when it came out
34:00 <baz> the Greek grandmother hated Turks in that movie
34:00 <xm> Greece and Turkey had some massive people exchange in 1917 (i think) like millions of people were transferred
34:00 <baz> kept making racist remarks.
34:00 <johninja> wow megamanga...that is going to be HUGE
34:00 <johninja> i predict a riot
34:00 <megamanga> that zimmerman cunt is fucked
34:00 <megamanga> the game is like 120kg
34:00 <baz> hmm I don't know why I keep using American English...
34:00 <xm> i try to avoid American English
35:00 <johninja> yeh the greeks probably got rid of the muslims and the turks the orthodox christians
35:00 <xm> lol @ this celebrity match
35:00 <johninja> i dunno man...zimmerman is pretty badass
35:00 <johninja> will take a lot of punishment
35:00 <spence> the game is a bad motherfucker
36:00 <johninja> kinda hope the black guy wins and they call it even
36:00 <johninja> then we can move on
36:00 <spence> Lol
37:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s720x720/1554607_253684148141733_726763364_n.jpg 
37:00 <xm> ive never seen that movie baz. im curious what happened?
37:00 <megamanga> zimmerman will only win if he has a gun and the game is running away with skittles in one hand a nd a beer in the other
37:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> and is a 17
38:00 <baz> I forget, xm.
38:00 <baz> I just remember being scandalized by the racist gran.
38:00 <johninja> i wonder how all the white trash will feel when he loses?
39:00 <johninja> will be pretty devistating
39:00 <johninja> no doubt the game will have cheated somehow
39:00 <baz> I think the Greeks hate Turks because we have Istanbul
39:00 <johninja> it's because the ottomans took control of greece and treated them like shit basically
39:00 <johninja> second class citizens in their own country
39:00 <johninja> would piss me off too
40:00 <baz> they want Byzantium back.
40:00 <johninja> oh wait...it does
41:00 <johninja> byzantium was more roman than greek
41:00 <baz> I'm sure the Greeks are guilty of cruelty in their past
41:00 <johninja> still the orthodox church though
41:00 <xm> some Greeks even identify as Romans 
41:00 <baz> does any country actually have a spotless history?
41:00 <johninja> was actually the russians that wanted it back
41:00 <johninja> hence crimean war
41:00 <johninja> not really
42:00 <johninja> the ottomans were notorious assholes though
42:00 <johninja> ever heard of the amrenian genocide
42:00 <johninja> (armenian
42:00 <baz> Byzantium became more Roman than Greek, but was Greek essentially.
42:00 <baz> right?
42:00 <Tuftoy> fuck off cunt, armenian genocide my ass
42:00 <johninja> pretty much wiped out a whole ethnic group and they still deny it to this day
42:00 <xm> i think Turkey denies that the genocide ever took place
42:00 <Tuftoy> just like the armenians deny wiping out a whole turkish population
43:00 <baz> hmm
43:00 <baz> I wonder if Kim Kardashian hates Turks then
43:00 <johninja> it was only greek in that it was part of the eastern orthodox church which the greeks also followed
43:00 <Tuftoy> gotlerini sikdigim ermeni ibneleri
43:00 <xm> Tuftoy: can you elaborate on 'a whole turkish population'
43:00 <johninja> lol looks like i have angered a turk
43:00 <Tuftoy> villages mate
44:00 <Tuftoy> just like the same shit they did in kosovo with the serbs
44:00 <Tuftoy> yet the serbian prick never got prosecuted, fucking democracy my ass
44:00 <baz> but johninja, it was founded by Greeks
44:00 <johninja> not really
44:00 <baz> no?
44:00 <johninja> it was founded during the roman empire
45:00 <baz> it was founded by people from Megara?
45:00 <johninja> they had a big meeting to discuss things like the holy trinity
45:00 <johninja> and the eastern part of the roman empire was like "no thats not true, get fucked"
45:00 <johninja> and founded their own branch of christianity
46:00 <johninja> was more about the balance of power being in rome
46:00 <johninja> i.e the western part
46:00 <johninja> they wanted all of the 4 holy citys to be equal
46:00 <johninja> and rome wanted to be dominat
46:00 <johninja> i have forgot some of it
46:00 <johninja> but its kinda interesting
46:00 <xm> wicked witch of the east, west, south and north
47:00 <baz> I'm confused
47:00 <baz> wasn't Byzantium before the Roman Empire
48:00 <baz> it was founded in 657 BC
48:00 <xm> you mean the city
48:00 <johninja> there may have been a settlement there
49:00 <johninja> seems like a good spot
49:00 <baz> yep
49:00 <baz> the city
49:00 <xm> btw baz did you ever visit those underground cities where Christians used to hide?
49:00 <spence> Goodnight all
49:00 <baz> nah
49:00 <johninja> but the actual byzantium was just the eastern part of the roman empire after the western parts fell away
50:00 <johninja> the roman empire split into two halves
50:00 <johninja> after civil war
50:00 <johninja> many time
50:00 <johninja> constantine united it again briefly
50:00 <johninja> so yeah
50:00 <johninja> the western roman empire fell into ruins
51:00 <johninja> but the eastern part held out for a while
51:00 <johninja> and became byzantium
53:00 <potato> bong
53:00 <druidess> potato bongs? no Ty
53:00 <milk> baz Byzantia was the Roman empire
53:00 <potato> byzantine empire != byzantium
54:00 <milk> thats what they called it in their day
54:00 <Loof> Hey druidess :)
54:00 <druidess> loooffff
54:00 <potato> byzantium is just the name for the shitty little greek village that was there before
54:00 <potato> the romans were like 'this city is so shit we're renaming it constantinople'
55:00 <milk> The Roman Empire didn't call itself The Roman Empire, they called themselves Byzantines
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <potato> pretty sure augustus called it the roman empire
55:00 <milk> you can read latin?
56:00 <milk> or just Penguin Classics?
56:00 <potato> quidquid latine dictum sit alltid viditeur
56:00 <potato> fuck you i'm a potato
57:00 <druidess> quiet spud
57:00 <milk> yeah, and Jesus wrote a book about ganging up then sucking up on himself
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59:00 <druidess> stfu
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