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21:22:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udf2bw2_6Kw
21:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solution to Molestation and Rape by Dr Zakir Naik (Dec 20, 2012) 7:27 - Category: Entertainment - 1,638 views - 7 likes (77.8%), 2 dislikes (22.2%)
21:22:00 <Immutable> don't discriminate johninja
21:22:00 <johninja> do you have anything more pleasant to talk about?
21:22:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udf2bw2_6Kw
21:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solution to Molestation and Rape by Dr Zakir Naik (Dec 20, 2012) 7:27 - Category: Entertainment - 1,638 views - 7 likes (77.8%), 2 dislikes (22.2%)
21:22:00 <Immutable> don't discriminate johninja
21:22:00 <johninja> do you have anything more pleasant to talk about?
21:23:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/xjNecbj.jpg
21:23:00 <Mew> :D
21:23:00 <[Maverick]> http://i.imgur.com/xjNecbj.jpg
21:23:00 <Mew> :D
21:24:00 <Doodle> ffs
21:24:00 <johninja> lol
21:24:00 <Immutable> as we can see from this video
21:24:00 <johninja> i'm not watching it Immutable
21:24:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
21:24:00 <Immutable> and when we don't discriminate
21:24:00 <johninja> sorry
21:24:00 <johninja> but you just seem pretty lame
21:24:00 <Immutable> we can see that hijab workd
21:24:00 <Immutable> works
21:24:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47RfQA7tFw
21:24:00 <Serenity> you're just trolling now Immutable
21:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Egypt, members of Muslim Brotherhood rape two christian copt's women at day in public. (Apr 9, 2013) 1:02 - Category: News and Politics - 11,506 views - 3 likes (18.8%), 13 dislikes (81.3%)
21:24:00 <Serenity> stop it.
21:24:00 <Serenity> you made a stupid statement now you're trying to cover it up by making outlandish comments
21:24:00 <Serenity> its over.
21:24:00 <Doodle> ffs
21:24:00 <johninja> lol
21:24:00 <Immutable> as we can see from this video
21:24:00 <johninja> i'm not watching it Immutable
21:24:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
21:24:00 <Immutable> and when we don't discriminate
21:24:00 <johninja> sorry
21:24:00 <johninja> but you just seem pretty lame
21:24:00 <Immutable> we can see that hijab workd
21:24:00 <Immutable> works
21:24:00 <Immutable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47RfQA7tFw
21:24:00 <Serenity> you're just trolling now Immutable
21:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Egypt, members of Muslim Brotherhood rape two christian copt's women at day in public. (Apr 9, 2013) 1:02 - Category: News and Politics - 11,506 views - 3 likes (18.8%), 13 dislikes (81.3%)
21:24:00 <Serenity> stop it.
21:24:00 <Serenity> you made a stupid statement now you're trying to cover it up by making outlandish comments
21:24:00 <Serenity> its over.
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> Immutable gtfo here
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> adults are talking
21:25:00 <johninja> about balls
21:25:00 <johninja> lol
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahaha
21:25:00 <johninja> ever tried shaving mav?
21:25:00 <Serenity> mmm balls
21:25:00 <johninja> fuck that jazz
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> yeah
21:25:00 <Serenity> i cut pauls balls with clippers once
21:25:00 <johninja> would just get itchy and stick to my leg
21:25:00 <Serenity> made him bleed
21:25:00 <Serenity> woops
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> I heard about that
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> Immutable gtfo here
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> adults are talking
21:25:00 <johninja> about balls
21:25:00 <johninja> lol
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahaha
21:25:00 <johninja> ever tried shaving mav?
21:25:00 <Serenity> mmm balls
21:25:00 <johninja> fuck that jazz
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> yeah
21:25:00 <Serenity> i cut pauls balls with clippers once
21:25:00 <johninja> would just get itchy and stick to my leg
21:25:00 <Serenity> made him bleed
21:25:00 <Serenity> woops
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha
21:25:00 <[Maverick]> I heard about that
21:26:00 <Serenity> the skin down there is super soft
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> He is 31 this year eh?
21:26:00 <johninja> lol
21:26:00 <johninja> what did you expect
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> old bugger
21:26:00 <Serenity> well not that masacre john
21:26:00 <johninja> i'm 31 too :o
21:26:00 <Serenity> yeah mav
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> :O
21:26:00 <Serenity> was like a wood chipper
21:26:00 <johninja> younguns
21:26:00 <johninja> haha
21:26:00 <Serenity> im like NOO
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> OUCH
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> cunt
21:26:00 <Serenity> the skin down there is super soft
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> He is 31 this year eh?
21:26:00 <johninja> lol
21:26:00 <johninja> what did you expect
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> old bugger
21:26:00 <Serenity> well not that masacre john
21:26:00 <johninja> i'm 31 too :o
21:26:00 <Serenity> yeah mav
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> :O
21:26:00 <Serenity> was like a wood chipper
21:26:00 <johninja> younguns
21:26:00 <johninja> haha
21:26:00 <Serenity> im like NOO
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> OUCH
21:26:00 <[Maverick]> cunt
21:27:00 <johninja> doesn't heal easy either
21:27:00 <[Maverick]> images woman
21:27:00 <[Maverick]> GODAMN THE IMAGES
21:27:00 <Serenity> rofl
21:27:00 <Serenity> this is what happens when you let a woman near your scrot with a pair of hair clippers
21:27:00 <Immutable> that's sexist
21:27:00 <[Maverick]> i've done ye old fella in the zip
21:27:00 <johninja> out
21:27:00 <johninja> doesn't heal easy either
21:27:00 <[Maverick]> images woman
21:27:00 <[Maverick]> GODAMN THE IMAGES
21:27:00 <Serenity> rofl
21:27:00 <Serenity> this is what happens when you let a woman near your scrot with a pair of hair clippers
21:27:00 <Immutable> that's sexist
21:27:00 <[Maverick]> i've done ye old fella in the zip
21:27:00 <johninja> out
21:28:00 <johninja> i have cut mine a few times with clippers too
21:28:00 <CannibalClown> not cool
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> poor bastard wouldnt stand to attention for awhile...
21:28:00 <johninja> not terribly though
21:28:00 <Serenity> clippers are good for trimming the patch
21:28:00 <Serenity> but not the balls
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> I wouldn't either if someone held a throat to my neck
21:28:00 <CannibalClown> indeed
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> knife
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> fuck
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> @_@
21:28:00 <Nikky`> i'm 31 toooooooooooo
21:28:00 <johninja> lol
21:28:00 <Doodle> i've had stitches in the side of my cock
21:28:00 <Doodle> just saying
21:28:00 <ZeroDistance> k which average as fuck of these two average of fuck chicks do u prefer
21:28:00 <ZeroDistance> this one
21:28:00 <johninja> i have cut mine a few times with clippers too
21:28:00 <CannibalClown> not cool
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> poor bastard wouldnt stand to attention for awhile...
21:28:00 <johninja> not terribly though
21:28:00 <Serenity> clippers are good for trimming the patch
21:28:00 <Serenity> but not the balls
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> I wouldn't either if someone held a throat to my neck
21:28:00 <CannibalClown> indeed
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> knife
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> fuck
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> @_@
21:28:00 <Nikky`> i'm 31 toooooooooooo
21:28:00 <johninja> lol
21:28:00 <Doodle> i've had stitches in the side of my cock
21:28:00 <Doodle> just saying
21:28:00 <ZeroDistance> k which average as fuck of these two average of fuck chicks do u prefer
21:28:00 <ZeroDistance> this one
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.ugotitflauntit.com/galleries/hosted_new/10033_lauren_and_danielle/14.jpg
21:29:00 <Serenity> wtf from doctor
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> or this one
21:29:00 <CannibalClown> fortwennyo
21:29:00 <Serenity> Doodle
21:29:00 <johninja> how did you manage that Doodle?
21:29:00 <Doodle> lol i had a mole removed
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.ugotitflauntit.com/galleries/hosted_new/10033_lauren_and_danielle/13.jpg
21:29:00 <johninja> lol
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> which average as fuck chick
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> theron would go for the second one
21:29:00 <Mew> atleast it wasnt an epilator
21:29:00 <CannibalClown> what was her name doodlw
21:29:00 <CannibalClown> doodle
21:29:00 <Nikky`> I hate it when the mole attaches herself to your Doodle and doesn't let go
21:29:00 <Doodle> haha zing
21:29:00 <johninja> hahahaha
21:29:00 <Doodle> too right
21:29:00 <Serenity> that red head looks like a pig josh
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.ugotitflauntit.com/galleries/hosted_new/10033_lauren_and_danielle/14.jpg
21:29:00 <Serenity> wtf from doctor
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> or this one
21:29:00 <CannibalClown> fortwennyo
21:29:00 <Serenity> Doodle
21:29:00 <johninja> how did you manage that Doodle?
21:29:00 <Doodle> lol i had a mole removed
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> http://www.ugotitflauntit.com/galleries/hosted_new/10033_lauren_and_danielle/13.jpg
21:29:00 <johninja> lol
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> which average as fuck chick
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
21:29:00 <ZeroDistance> theron would go for the second one
21:29:00 <Mew> atleast it wasnt an epilator
21:29:00 <CannibalClown> what was her name doodlw
21:29:00 <CannibalClown> doodle
21:29:00 <Nikky`> I hate it when the mole attaches herself to your Doodle and doesn't let go
21:29:00 <Doodle> haha zing
21:29:00 <johninja> hahahaha
21:29:00 <Doodle> too right
21:29:00 <Serenity> that red head looks like a pig josh
21:30:00 <Doodle> is it mandy
21:30:00 <Serenity> she looks like mandy... but not as pumba like
21:30:00 <ZeroDistance> ino
21:30:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:30:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
21:30:00 <Doodle> oh wait she has pink hair
21:30:00 <johninja> not enough stretchmarks to be mandy
21:30:00 <ZeroDistance> she has enough stretchmarks on her tits
21:30:00 <johninja> lol
21:30:00 <Serenity> not blobby enough but her head looks like mandy
21:30:00 <Serenity> cupcake mandy not tampon mandy
21:30:00 <Doodle> is it mandy
21:30:00 <Serenity> she looks like mandy... but not as pumba like
21:30:00 <ZeroDistance> ino
21:30:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:30:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
21:30:00 <Doodle> oh wait she has pink hair
21:30:00 <johninja> not enough stretchmarks to be mandy
21:30:00 <ZeroDistance> she has enough stretchmarks on her tits
21:30:00 <johninja> lol
21:30:00 <Serenity> not blobby enough but her head looks like mandy
21:30:00 <Serenity> cupcake mandy not tampon mandy
21:31:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
21:31:00 <[Maverick]> tampon mandy
21:31:00 <johninja> how is she going to get all that sand out?
21:31:00 <Doodle> trust her to name herself after a fart
21:31:00 <johninja> says the guy named Doodle
21:31:00 <Doodle> HEY
21:31:00 <johninja> :p
21:31:00 <Doodle> i like to draw
21:31:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
21:31:00 <[Maverick]> tampon mandy
21:31:00 <johninja> how is she going to get all that sand out?
21:31:00 <Doodle> trust her to name herself after a fart
21:31:00 <johninja> says the guy named Doodle
21:31:00 <Doodle> HEY
21:31:00 <johninja> :p
21:31:00 <Doodle> i like to draw
21:32:00 <johninja> hi ben
21:32:00 <johninja> hi partay also
21:32:00 <johninja> welcome
21:32:00 <Nikky`> I like to draw on Doodle also
21:32:00 <johninja> hi ben
21:32:00 <johninja> hi partay also
21:32:00 <johninja> welcome
21:32:00 <Nikky`> I like to draw on Doodle also
21:33:00 <Doodle> :o
21:33:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
21:33:00 <johninja> is that what happened
21:33:00 <Nikky`> Maybe
21:33:00 <Serenity> i just like doodle
21:33:00 <johninja> Doodle is pretty cool
21:33:00 <Doodle> :o
21:33:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
21:33:00 <johninja> is that what happened
21:33:00 <Nikky`> Maybe
21:33:00 <Serenity> i just like doodle
21:33:00 <johninja> Doodle is pretty cool
21:34:00 <johninja> he has cool hair
21:34:00 <Doodle> whats left of it
21:34:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, he is okish, I guess
21:34:00 <Doodle> pff
21:34:00 <johninja> Nikky` has high standards
21:34:00 <Doodle> she does
21:34:00 <ZeroDistance> i am so sick of MKR
21:34:00 <Doodle> i'm afraid she is too good for me
21:34:00 <Nikky`> I do, being short everyone is high
21:34:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn foodies
21:34:00 <johninja> he has cool hair
21:34:00 <Doodle> whats left of it
21:34:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, he is okish, I guess
21:34:00 <Doodle> pff
21:34:00 <johninja> Nikky` has high standards
21:34:00 <Doodle> she does
21:34:00 <ZeroDistance> i am so sick of MKR
21:34:00 <Doodle> i'm afraid she is too good for me
21:34:00 <Nikky`> I do, being short everyone is high
21:34:00 <ZeroDistance> fkn foodies
21:35:00 <johninja> lol
21:35:00 <Nikky`> I am Doodle.. it makes me sad every night
21:35:00 <Doodle> well you could always lower your standards
21:35:00 <johninja> why watch a show about cooking if you don't like cooking
21:35:00 <Doodle> like, right down
21:35:00 <Doodle> lower
21:35:00 <Doodle> bit more
21:35:00 <Nikky`> how low can you go
21:35:00 <johninja> lol
21:35:00 <Nikky`> I am Doodle.. it makes me sad every night
21:35:00 <Doodle> well you could always lower your standards
21:35:00 <johninja> why watch a show about cooking if you don't like cooking
21:35:00 <Doodle> like, right down
21:35:00 <Doodle> lower
21:35:00 <Doodle> bit more
21:35:00 <Nikky`> how low can you go
21:36:00 <couleurs> :)
21:36:00 <Immutable> err probably shads
21:36:00 <johninja> lol
21:36:00 <Doodle> lower than a snakes guts
21:36:00 <johninja> start at kuniva and work up from there
21:36:00 <Nikky`> why
21:36:00 <Nikky`> why go there
21:36:00 <johninja> lol soz
21:36:00 <johninja> too far
21:36:00 <Nikky`> I was going to have nice dreams
21:36:00 <Immutable> pretty sure shads is lower than kuniva
21:36:00 <Doodle> i need a shower now after that
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> WAY TOO FAR NINJA
21:36:00 <johninja> its close Immutable
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> TAKE YOURSELF OUT
21:36:00 <couleurs> :)
21:36:00 <Immutable> err probably shads
21:36:00 <johninja> lol
21:36:00 <Doodle> lower than a snakes guts
21:36:00 <johninja> start at kuniva and work up from there
21:36:00 <Nikky`> why
21:36:00 <Nikky`> why go there
21:36:00 <johninja> lol soz
21:36:00 <johninja> too far
21:36:00 <Nikky`> I was going to have nice dreams
21:36:00 <Immutable> pretty sure shads is lower than kuniva
21:36:00 <Doodle> i need a shower now after that
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> WAY TOO FAR NINJA
21:36:00 <johninja> its close Immutable
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> TAKE YOURSELF OUT
21:37:00 <Immutable> if Nikky` does... shads or kuniva and there is some form of proof
21:37:00 <[Maverick]> hahah little superman with his green jocks and slicked back hair "I AM POTATO"
21:37:00 <Immutable> I'll leave IRC for good
21:37:00 <johninja> lol a grease potato
21:37:00 <Nikky`> lol that will never happen Immutable
21:37:00 <Immutable> if Nikky` does... shads or kuniva and there is some form of proof
21:37:00 <[Maverick]> hahah little superman with his green jocks and slicked back hair "I AM POTATO"
21:37:00 <Immutable> I'll leave IRC for good
21:37:00 <johninja> lol a grease potato
21:37:00 <Nikky`> lol that will never happen Immutable
21:38:00 <Immutable> sadder things have happened Nikky`
21:38:00 <johninja> There has been a blasting mishap at a Hunter Valley mine, with its owner BHP Billiton urging anyone overcome by fumes to see a doctor.
21:38:00 <johninja> solid advice
21:38:00 <ZeroDistance> http://content.thehun.net/1861/1861801_A_classy_lady_undressing_from_Greg.html
21:38:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
21:38:00 <Immutable> sadder things have happened Nikky`
21:38:00 <johninja> There has been a blasting mishap at a Hunter Valley mine, with its owner BHP Billiton urging anyone overcome by fumes to see a doctor.
21:38:00 <johninja> solid advice
21:38:00 <ZeroDistance> http://content.thehun.net/1861/1861801_A_classy_lady_undressing_from_Greg.html
21:38:00 <ZeroDistance> lmao
21:40:00 <Immutable> kunivas need love too
21:40:00 <ZeroDistance> when a new irc girl chats to me this is what i imagine http://content.thehun.net/1692/1692960_A_hairy_and_chubby_woman_spreading_from_Shadow.html
21:40:00 <johninja> i don't see what is so funny
21:40:00 <Immutable> kunivas need love too
21:40:00 <ZeroDistance> when a new irc girl chats to me this is what i imagine http://content.thehun.net/1692/1692960_A_hairy_and_chubby_woman_spreading_from_Shadow.html
21:40:00 <johninja> i don't see what is so funny
21:42:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
21:42:00 <ZeroDistance> did you say that to win girlpoints with chicks in this room?
21:42:00 <johninja> yes
21:42:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:42:00 <johninja> i won over 9000 girlpoints
21:42:00 <[Maverick]> is that your mum ZeroDistance?
21:42:00 <johninja> your move
21:42:00 <ZeroDistance> ?
21:42:00 <ZeroDistance> did you say that to win girlpoints with chicks in this room?
21:42:00 <johninja> yes
21:42:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:42:00 <johninja> i won over 9000 girlpoints
21:42:00 <[Maverick]> is that your mum ZeroDistance?
21:42:00 <johninja> your move
21:43:00 <Immutable> what am I on -5 gazillion?
21:43:00 <ZeroDistance> i shared that bush pig with u
21:43:00 <ZeroDistance> i made ten moves
21:43:00 <ZeroDistance> doing that
21:43:00 <johninja> Immutable is currently on -infinity GP
21:43:00 <johninja> she isn't THAT bad man
21:43:00 <Immutable> what am I on -5 gazillion?
21:43:00 <ZeroDistance> i shared that bush pig with u
21:43:00 <ZeroDistance> i made ten moves
21:43:00 <ZeroDistance> doing that
21:43:00 <johninja> Immutable is currently on -infinity GP
21:43:00 <johninja> she isn't THAT bad man
21:44:00 <johninja> she would be quite popular on irc
21:44:00 <johninja> probably has a great personality
21:44:00 <Immutable> wonder how many girl points I'd earn by posting a pic of me at a disco in a suit all did up pulling a zoolander face
21:44:00 <johninja> she would be quite popular on irc
21:44:00 <johninja> probably has a great personality
21:44:00 <Immutable> wonder how many girl points I'd earn by posting a pic of me at a disco in a suit all did up pulling a zoolander face
21:45:00 <johninja> 3
21:45:00 <Immutable> yeah not worth it
21:45:00 <Ben> hey johninja
21:45:00 <johninja> lol
21:45:00 <Ben> Whats happening?
21:45:00 <johninja> just chilling man
21:45:00 <Ben> cool dude
21:45:00 <Ben> Ditto
21:45:00 <johninja> about to eat a chicken burger
21:45:00 <johninja> 3
21:45:00 <Immutable> yeah not worth it
21:45:00 <Ben> hey johninja
21:45:00 <johninja> lol
21:45:00 <Ben> Whats happening?
21:45:00 <johninja> just chilling man
21:45:00 <Ben> cool dude
21:45:00 <Ben> Ditto
21:45:00 <johninja> about to eat a chicken burger