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00:00 <Kelevra> I even said to the nurse 'ppl are telling me this is labour' and she's like 'we dunno yet'
00:00 <Kelevra> dumb women
00:00 <Maurice> Not that he'll have a home after pissing in the bath
00:00 <Kelevra> lmao
00:00 <Kelevra> brb I read pissing and boom
00:00 <Kelevra> brb
00:00 <Maurice> And let me tell you, he wasn't even having a bath, he just decided rather than pee outside coz his brother was on the toilet, he'd piss in the bath
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not that long ago
01:00 <Maurice> WE HAVE A LEMON TREE FOR A REASON, TO PEE ON WHEN THE TOILET IS UNAVAILABLE
01:00 <Maurice> Ive seen the worlds faster indian, I know
01:00 <megamanga> i wouldnt yell at him unless he shit in the bath
02:00 <Maurice> I'd lend you him for a week, if I got him back in one piece it would be a miracle
02:00 <megamanga> i'll make him work on my cars
02:00 <megamanga> you have little hands, get in there
02:00 <megamanga> NO MEALS, WORK
02:00 <Maurice> He'd fuck shit up
02:00 <Maurice> Your car would be fucked
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I love Maurice talking about her kids
03:00 <megamanga> not much akid can do to it
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cracks me up
03:00 <megamanga> aside piss all over it
03:00 <megamanga> did i mention i fucking hate kids full stop
03:00 <Maurice> You haven't met this kid
03:00 <Maurice> Hes an expert at pushing the rage buttons
03:00 <megamanga> i'm better at annoying people than kids are
03:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaah
03:00 <Maurice> I kick him out tonight, to find a new house
03:00 <Maurice> Kicked*
03:00 <Maurice> Parenting 101
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
04:00 <Maurice> He stood at the front door crying and pleading
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just mean in general
04:00 <Maurice> Calling me mum, I told him I'm not his mum anymore
04:00 <megamanga> you can live in the garage you little cunt
04:00 <Sevi> did you give him a suitcase with nothing in it?
04:00 <megamanga> SLAM
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the way you talk about them cracks me up
04:00 <Maurice> I gave him nothing at all
04:00 <Sevi> YAY
04:00 <Sevi> I'm awesome with kids, send him my way
04:00 <Maurice> After 5 mins of him begging and making promises, I let him back in
04:00 <Maurice> Been as good as gold since
05:00 <megamanga> apparently 2 year old girls are afraid of fat wogs in horse head costumes
05:00 <Maurice> But I've cancelled his bday on saturday
05:00 <Bastardly_One> for real or he just thinks so?
05:00 <Maurice> If hes naughty tomorrow, for real
05:00 <Maurice> He'll stay 5 for another year
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fair
06:00 <Bastardly_One> my 5 yr old niece can be like that
06:00 <Maurice> Kids are just assholes
06:00 <Maurice> I know I was until I moved out at 18
06:00 <lOlLyPop_gUrL> Lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I was a complete cunt
07:00 <Student> was? :P
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I was the only male in an all female household
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I ran riot
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ring ring hi hi i wana come back
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One sorry for the long pm
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
07:00 <Maurice> I'm the only female surround by 4 male humans, 2 male fish, a male cat and a male dog
08:00 <Maurice> Surrounded*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
08:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bitch
08:00 <Maurice> Mind you, the cat has a girls name
08:00 <Maurice> Coz he was too fluffy to notice his balls as a baby
08:00 <Student> pussy riot :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had a cat who took 3mths before we worked out he was a boy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky it was a unisex name
09:00 <Maurice> Hes sterilised now and answers to his name, so it doesnt matter anymore
09:00 <Maurice> He's ball-less
09:00 <partay> is Kelevra still alive?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she went brb
10:00 <megamanga> i always thought my bird was a girl until he started rooting the perch
10:00 <Maurice> She fell into the toilet whilst peeing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna get a parrot
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but it'll outlive me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they live 50 odd years
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're too curious
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've too much stuff around for it to get into
11:00 <Maurice> Mum has koi, she said she'll leave them to me in her will, I hope she doesnt
12:00 <Bastardly_One> got a handbag full of shit?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if so ... it'll be set
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't have to do a thing
12:00 <Student> partay weed rules
12:00 <Maurice> She has a pond full
12:00 <Maurice> Theyre all over a foot long
12:00 <Maurice> And those fuckers liver forever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cool
12:00 <partay> ive hung my bong up
12:00 <Maurice> Liver lol
12:00 <Maurice> Live*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' oath
12:00 <megamanga> i had a bird that would always lay an egg during a thunder storm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it as something else
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not a koi as in fishy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what now but I did
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love a pet magpie
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're arseholes
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I appreciate tat
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is kind of OCD ... so there's no way I can get the new pet I want
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I want another pet rat
16:00 <Maurice> I tell you what, watching X-Men with my kids is a full time job, I have to explain everything several times
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the new Wolverine is alright
17:00 <Maurice> I got it in 3D
17:00 <Maurice> This is X-men Origins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah
17:00 <Maurice> I got a 6 pack of Marvel dvds
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
17:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: <3
17:00 <Maurice> And 15kg of dog food free, coz the Big W chick is dumb
17:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nice ... I tend to get one item free at Big W too
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she forgot to scan it right?
18:00 <Maurice> It was her own fault, I asked did she want me to lift it out of the trolley and she said no
18:00 <Maurice> Then forgot to charge me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good work
19:00 <Maurice> The dog appreciated it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd appreciate cardboard though lookin' at him
19:00 <megamanga> too much wog food yesterday
19:00 <Maurice> He even eats salad, he's strange
19:00 <Bastardly_One> man was the bull terrier happy to see me yesterday
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and they only communicate in nudges it seems
20:00 <Bastardly_One> well him anyway
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunt was tripping me over all day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so I spent a lot of Xmas day stoned and falling over
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Uncle B1 get off the ground
21:00 <Bastardly_One> tell your dog to fuck off then
21:00 <megamanga> i stand on animals that try to trip me
21:00 <megamanga> they get out of the way
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he outweighs me heaps
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and he knows it
21:00 <faux> mum mum accidentally stepped on my cousins dogs tail with her stilleo
21:00 <faux> stilleto
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's used to playing with me ya see
21:00 <faux> ive never hearda dog yelp so loud
22:00 <faux> ever
22:00 <faux> half its tail was left behind
22:00 <faux> :|
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
22:00 <Bastardly_One> basically when I lived there though I was the one who played with him the most
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know what dogs are like ... they like chasing shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so we'd run at each other kind of shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so he was just trying to play with me really
23:00 <Student> :)
24:00 <megamanga> im hoping one of my cats disappears so i can get a dog lol
24:00 <Scramble> aww, poor puss
25:00 <Student> i will be lot happy to have human kids than dogs and cats
25:00 <megamanga> u wot m8
25:00 <Student> yah 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd prefer kids than pets
25:00 <Scramble> there's a difference between kids and pets you know
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not really :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to train both
25:00 <Bastardly_One> kids and puppies
26:00 <Bastardly_One> identical
26:00 <Scramble> it's only legal to kick one though
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but it's not a bad analogy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not legal to kick either
26:00 <megamanga> pets are fucking cheap compared to cuntfaced little kids
26:00 <Student> i only prefer the pets that are of use , like goats, cows for milk and meat, chicken etc 
26:00 <Scramble> ok I phrased it badly, it's only legal to run one over with your car
26:00 <Student> other than that pretty much stale 
27:00 <Student> there should be objectivity with every thing 
28:00 <Scramble> b-b-b-b-berocca gives you back your b-b-bounce
28:00 <Maurice> (21:25:19) (Student): i will be lot happy to have human kids than dogs and cats
28:00 <Maurice> Pets are trained sooner
29:00 <Maurice> (21:21:57) (faux): mum mum accidentally stepped on my cousins dogs tail with her stilleo
29:00 <Maurice> (21:21:58) (faux): stilleto
29:00 <Maurice> Fucking ouch
29:00 <Maurice> Shes lucky he didnt reflex eat her face
29:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
29:00 <Maurice> Not blaming her, but they act then think
29:00 <megamanga> my cat bit into my foot and wouldnt let go
30:00 <megamanga> for no reason
30:00 <megamanga> cunthole
30:00 <Bastardly_One> female cat?
30:00 <megamanga> male
30:00 <megamanga> i even rescued him
30:00 <megamanga> ungrateful piece of shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> little cunt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> most female cats I've had have been rough playing though
30:00 <megamanga> hence me waiting for him to escape so i can get a real pet
31:00 <Maurice> My cat is meowing at me, coz he only has meat, dry cat food, water but he wants cheese
31:00 <Maurice> He can eat a dick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <megamanga> dick cheese is cheese yeah?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he only has it all
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but not your food
31:00 <Maurice> He's so fucking demanding
31:00 <Scramble> my cat just jumped on my lap and he's nuzzeling me and purring
31:00 <Scramble> so good
31:00 <Maurice> Mine never snuggles, asshole
31:00 <Maurice> He did as a baby, but not now
31:00 <megamanga> mine knows what you like and tries to smash it
31:00 <megamanga> i wish i could just shoot the cunt
31:00 <Maurice> Lol same, he flicks shit off the bench and table
32:00 <Maurice> 'You like this? Too bad' *flick*
32:00 <megamanga> is that a piece of porcelain handed down generation to generation? allow me to shatter it into a million pieces just coz
32:00 <megamanga> bop
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... my last one if she wanted to annoy me would sneak up on me while I was on the computer and put her paw in my cup of tea and flick it at me and bolt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so funny
33:00 <Maurice> Mine gets in the shower with me :/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they are fucking perves eh?
33:00 <megamanga> i think i win, mine cant be let out because they are so fucking retarded they wouldn't return
33:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously perverted little furry deviants
34:00 <Maurice> Mine doesn't go out coz hes scared of my 50kg dog, but in return, my 50kg dog is scared of the cat and the cat is scared of the fish
34:00 <Maurice> I'm raising retards
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol what?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a moth hunter
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and scared of the fish?
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah but the fish scare him
34:00 <Maurice> They're carp and rather large
34:00 <Student> lol @ raising retards
34:00 <Maurice> They jump out of their tank, hit the glass roof and he bolts
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol .. cute
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd shit himself
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see why now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing more enjoyable though is there?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> than seeing a cat fuck up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> or be scared of something
35:00 <Maurice> Life is hard, I tell you
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they do think they're thater good
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *rather good
36:00 <Student> life is hard , but when you get to key to it, it all looks simple 
38:00 <Student> 32nd? :P
38:00 <British^Meat> hobbit
38:00 <British^Meat> + wont be drinking
39:00 <Student> so that even is organised somewhere in the US?
41:00 <knives> december 32nd?
41:00 <megamanga> yeah im goin hobbit on 1st at gold class
41:00 <megamanga> yewwww 
41:00 <knives> nice work
42:00 <Maurice> I have the first one on dvd, watch the first 10 mins then went for a nap
42:00 <Maurice> Watched*
42:00 <knives> it's already out on dvd?
42:00 <knives> huh
42:00 <Maurice> The first one is
42:00 <Maurice> I said the first one
42:00 <knives> i know
44:00 <eX> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdk6x8NUev4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MITCHELL JONSON 7 for 40 VS England 2nd Ashes test 2013 ( All 7 Wickets ) (Dec 7, 2013) 4:29 - Category: Sports - 92,272 views - 198 likes (96.6%), 7 dislikes (3.4%)
44:00 <eX> hehehe
45:00 <Loof> B1 how much is rent assistance?
45:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One
45:00 <Loof> fawks tune in
45:00 <Loof> http://tunein2.radioxenu.com
46:00 <faux> yes i read in the other chan
46:00 <Loof> k sorry
46:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how much you pay
55:00 <Student> Digerati i was away , and what the hell is smoking catterpillar suppose to mean?> :P
04:00 <Digerati> smoking caterpillars is a hallucinogen
05:00 <Digerati> Student
05:00 <Student> lol
05:00 <Student> and that again pass my ears
05:00 <Digerati> mushies too
06:00 <Digerati> i tried mushies
06:00 <Digerati> shrooms
06:00 <Student> mushrooms?
06:00 <Digerati> psilocibin
06:00 <Digerati> psychadelic shrooms
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and theeennnn
06:00 <Digerati> shows the aura of everything
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> muhhawahahahahe
07:00 <stompin> corona
07:00 <stompin> soo tasteee
07:00 <Digerati> la cerveza mas fina
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> gygy
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ulike lime or lemon in yours stompin?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> <-lime
20:00 <Loof> u like to mix lemon or lime with ur dad's cum stompin?
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mzr2dB79Y
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd "Echoes" - @1080p HD FULL (Oct 9, 2013) 01:00:46 - Category: Music - 23,517 views - 175 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
20:00 <faux> cherri_pie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <cherri_pie> fauuuxxx
21:00 <cherri_pie> wassup my negro
21:00 <Loof> she's mah cherry pie, put a smil on your face, ten miles wide RIP
21:00 <cherri_pie> shut up idiot
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <cherri_pie> no one asked u anything
21:00 <Loof> sorry
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> SHUT UP IJIDOTES
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'm too OLD for this shit!" Santa Claus proclaimed, with an ironic smile.
21:00 <cherri_pie> yeh u be sorry now cunt
21:00 <cherri_pie> bow down to the mother fucking pie
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <faux> THEMFP
22:00 <faux> how was your christmas pie
22:00 <Loof> ew is that pieter?
22:00 <cherri_pie> it was ok
22:00 <faux> no
22:00 <faux> i would not say hi to pieter
22:00 <faux> vomit
22:00 <cherri_pie> thankyou faux my love
22:00 <Loof> cherri_pieter
22:00 <faux> what did you do cherri_pie
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <cherri_pie> i fingered myself
22:00 <cherri_pie> hahah 
22:00 <cherri_pie> no saorry faux
22:00 <cherri_pie> just kidding
23:00 <cherri_pie> i didnt do much just chilled
23:00 <Loof> why does cherri_pie hate me? don't think i know whoever it is
23:00 <cherri_pie> why do all ppl hate you
23:00 <cherri_pie> for the same reaason
23:00 <cherri_pie> your a fucking retard
23:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAARRRP
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> narwhale
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone seen my NARWHALE?
24:00 <Loof> my wife?
24:00 <Loof> she's more nagwhale
24:00 <BlueCat`> whos narwhale?
26:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
26:00 <Loof> some people are so tough on the internet
26:00 <cherri_pie> whos bluecat the fuck face
26:00 <Loof> little bitches irl
26:00 <BlueCat`> im me
26:00 <cherri_pie> why dont u answer ur pms bluecat
26:00 <cherri_pie> do you take offence to ppl calling you fuck face or something
26:00 <cherri_pie> it was just a joke you weak cunt
26:00 <cherri_pie> or weak bitch
26:00 <BlueCat`> because i dont  chat in private
27:00 <cherri_pie> grow some balls or some flaps
27:00 <cherri_pie> oh u dont chat in pvt
27:00 <cherri_pie> you have regulations on irc do u
27:00 <cherri_pie> sorry i didnt realise
27:00 <Loof> the most agressive ones online are usually the biggest pussies when u meet up with them
27:00 <Loof> the more agressive the bigger the pussy
27:00 <cherri_pie> il just call you a fucker face in here then
27:00 <cherri_pie> makes no diff to me
27:00 <BlueCat`>    ok then
28:00 <cherri_pie> loof stop trying to justify your vagina
28:00 <cherri_pie> its not cool
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sock 'n' Fold 4LIFE mate.
28:00 <Loof> i'm quite proud of my vagina
28:00 <cherri_pie> doesnt matter if its xmas
28:00 <cherri_pie> your still not cool
28:00 <Loof> least my vagina doesn't have herpes slut
28:00 <AngrymanXL> boom! roasted
28:00 <cherri_pie> na ur wifes does
29:00 <Loof> oh so funny
29:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzz
29:00 <cherri_pie> blue cat where u from
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cherri_pie ilu bro
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets get fuckin dirty harry likes dirty
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
30:00 <cherri_pie> who is this cunt
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> up the bum in the mud
30:00 <cherri_pie> shut up u fucking moron
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sore knees 
30:00 <cherri_pie> speak english
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah baebz
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> let me shut you up
30:00 <cherri_pie> with what
30:00 <cherri_pie> ur little pin dick
30:00 <cherri_pie> no thanks
30:00 <Loof> faux is cherri_pie a bitch or just acts like a bitch, kinda like a bitch nigga
30:00 <Loof> ?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz u cant speak with a dick in your gullet mate
30:00 <faux> i dunno make youre own judgment
30:00 <faux> i thikn shes funn
30:00 <cherri_pie> i can actually
30:00 <faux> y
31:00 <cherri_pie> coz ur hung like a baby carrot
31:00 <cherri_pie> i cant feel anything
31:00 <Loof> is she on her rags or some shit?
31:00 <BlueCat`>   its just a  keyboard warrior
31:00 <cherri_pie> must be ur imagination
31:00 <Loof> why the aggression?
31:00 <faux> idk
31:00 <cherri_pie> ohh loof getting some balls now
31:00 <cherri_pie> cant stand up to me on his own
31:00 <faux> bawwwwwwls
31:00 <cherri_pie> has to wait for backup
31:00 <faux> i want jelly bellyyy
31:00 <faux> s
31:00 <Loof> i've got all night slag
31:00 <Loof> hope you'll keep me company
31:00 <cherri_pie> unfortunaly i dont
31:00 <Loof> die
31:00 <cherri_pie> uv already bored me 1342342 times
32:00 <Loof> i win then
32:00 <Loof> walk away
32:00 <cherri_pie> go talk to blu cat if u want a root
32:00 <faux> http://www.jellybelly.com.au/official-flavour-guide/
32:00 <faux> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <cherri_pie> u hav no chance with me
32:00 <BlueCat`>    nah id be alright
32:00 <cherri_pie> shes a slut
32:00 <cherri_pie> shes a dirty cheater
32:00 <cherri_pie> she fucks her ex bf
32:00 <faux> is BlueCat` pink pearl
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Loof> i dont fuck bitchy slurries
32:00 <cherri_pie> hhaaaaaaa
32:00 <Loof> sorry
32:00 <faux> LOL
32:00 <cherri_pie> fuax rememberrsss
32:00 <cherri_pie> i love u fuaxx
32:00 <faux> P*nk_P**rl
32:00 <cherri_pie> kisses 4 u mwa mwa
33:00 <BlueCat`> ?
33:00 <cherri_pie> yes its pink pearl the lying slut
33:00 <cherri_pie> nick changing again
33:00 <BlueCat`> whos that
33:00 <cherri_pie> who that errr i dont kno
33:00 <cherri_pie> she thinks shes smart with denial psychology
33:00 <cherri_pie> well done retard
33:00 <stompin> bewbies
33:00 <BlueCat`> i have no ide what you are going about 
33:00 <cherri_pie> yes i know u dont
33:00 <faux> lolllllllll
34:00 <Loof> cherri_pie did you make many cocktails out of your daddies cum this chrismas princess?
34:00 <cherri_pie> just that u cant prove anything ur saying
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait wait
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was busy
34:00 <cherri_pie> so it really doesnt mean shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby CARROT
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
34:00 <Loof> daddy touched her up, she's never been the same
34:00 <Loof> all angry and shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> expected more
34:00 <cherri_pie> expected more hey
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> id butt fuck daniel craig in casino royale.
34:00 <cherri_pie> so did the last few girls u fucked
34:00 <cherri_pie> thats probly why they didnt call u back
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> not really
34:00 <cherri_pie> no ones like a baby carrot kid
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
35:00 <Loof> can always tell a molested girl, cherri_pie is a classic example
35:00 <stompin> ill give u more than a carrot
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have issues with my dicksize
35:00 <cherri_pie> your penis is a 10 yr olds trapped in a 40 yr olds body
35:00 <cherri_pie> its a damm shame
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> u should choose some other part of my anatomy
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> im seven and a half
35:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie smells like pee and her face is lopsided
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <cherri_pie> u really need to learn english buddyu
35:00 <cherri_pie> you must be asian
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought cherri_pie was a guy
35:00 <Loof> nope
35:00 <cherri_pie> that explains why u have a small dick
36:00 <Loof> some bitch on wheels
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> an uneducated individual like cherri_pie handing out english lessons!
36:00 <cherri_pie> do u want rice with that
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> *kicks*
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHY I NEVER!
36:00 <Loof> some bogan bitch
36:00 <cherri_pie> some net drop kick claiming his super educated
36:00 <cherri_pie> yet spends his life on irc
36:00 <Loof> just call her shazaa
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta love a jovial individual like Loof
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
36:00 <cherri_pie> interesting that one isnt it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> good bloke
36:00 <Loof> cheers bro :)
36:00 <cherri_pie> i guess your just too good to get paid in real life
36:00 <cherri_pie> with ur super education
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> netime bro
36:00 <cherri_pie> so u spend all ur time on irc
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
37:00 <cherri_pie> coz no one can afford your extrememly high cost of wages
37:00 <Loof> cherri_pie, just how many pumpkins can you fit up your ass?
37:00 <cherri_pie> due to your superior intelligence
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> a higher education can help profit an individual
37:00 <cherri_pie> yes i could see that immdediately when you spoke
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> under some most explicit, most certainly explicit, circumstances
37:00 <cherri_pie> hopefully some one can afford to hire you one day
37:00 <cherri_pie> you probably quit univeristy too
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> like choking you to death with my cock
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE PERFECT MURDER
37:00 <cherri_pie> coz there was no more qualifiacations for u to get
37:00 <cherri_pie> coz ur too smart
37:00 <cherri_pie> i figured it out dont worry
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> iunno
37:00 <cherri_pie> your a genius
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur telling the story
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u?
38:00 <cherri_pie> yes i am
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
38:00 <cherri_pie> going by what you said
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> only one question
38:00 <cherri_pie> doesnt seem like theres any choice
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you moist?
38:00 <cherri_pie> your super educated
38:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie, when you're seeing a new doctor, is it easier to just tell them the sexually transmitted diseases that you don't have?
38:00 <cherri_pie> its ovios
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ovios ey
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> why im glad.
38:00 <cherri_pie> oh sorry
38:00 <cherri_pie> my spelling mistake has insulted your intelligence
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ANYWAY
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u have a good christmas cherri_pie?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
40:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie have you found any man that can live up to your father/uncles/brothers when it comes to the bedroom?
41:00 <Student> every one :P
41:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie has a big noses and walks funny
42:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie is angry as she was picked on in school so she vents on irc
42:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie has AIDS
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk ye had some REAL cider other day
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 2 more
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but not in nice wine style bottles :/
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> cherri_pie mate
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> would u like a cup of tea mate?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and can i fuck u?
43:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie just needs a plastic cup full of goon
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
43:00 <Loof> and she's anybodies
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a chick
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
43:00 <Loof> yeah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh HA HA
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes no nevermind
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> still a fuckhead
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol brb cig bro
43:00 <Loof> yep lol
43:00 <Loof> k sounds good bro
43:00 <Loof> you staying up?
44:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie can tell you at any time of the day, just how many pubes are on her grandfathers balls
45:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie likes to assert her authority as the dominant female, often giving her frail old mother a beatdown if she tries to get into cherri_pie and her dad's bed
46:00 <Loof> cherrie_pie likes to film her little brothers and sisters having sex
46:00 <Loof> fuck too far
46:00 <Loof> i'll stop
46:00 <Loof> damn
46:00 <faux> ..
46:00 <faux> are you googling these insults
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <Loof> nope lol
46:00 <Loof> i'm just twisted
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wayne G - Twisted.mp3 (6.46MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:03)
48:00 <Warren1984> can someone give me some suggestions for these categories
48:00 <Warren1984> 1- Business to do's
48:00 <Warren1984>  2- Home maintenance to-do's
48:00 <Warren1984>  3- Family to-do's 
48:00 <Warren1984>  4- Long-term goal to-do's
48:00 <Warren1984>  5- Personal goals - fitness, health, down-time, reading time, etc.
48:00 <Warren1984>  6- Social to-do's
49:00 <Loof> why dont i just do your homework for you?
49:00 <Loof> would you like that?
49:00 <Loof> maybe i could wipe your ass too?
49:00 <Loof> jokes
50:00 <Warren1984> yes Longie
50:00 <Warren1984> Loof
50:00 <Loof> k scrunch or roll?
50:00 <Loof> i also offer a free felching service
50:00 <Loof> for a short time only
51:00 <Loof> Business to do's: conquer the world and make them pay
51:00 <Loof> Home maintenance to-do's: clean up dirty cumsocks
52:00 <Loof> Family to-do's: take photos of your mother sleeping
53:00 <Loof> Long-term goals: build an entire room out of boogers
53:00 <Loof> Personal goals - Lose virginity on 60th birthday
53:00 <Loof> Social to-dos: learn what the word social means
54:00 <Loof> there you go
54:00 <Loof> that'll be fiddy bucks
56:00 <Digerati> that'll be fiddy cent
56:00 <Digerati> shoe shine
56:00 <Loof> fuck that bitch cherri_pie destroyed my high
56:00 <Loof> i was feeling friendly before her shit
57:00 <Digerati> shoe shinin niggaz
57:00 <Loof> now i need cones brb
57:00 <Warren1984> lol Loof
58:00 <simba> 42
58:00 <simba> 0
59:00 <Digerati> simba
00:00 <Loof> simba you know any really good bass music? electronic, rap, rock anything 
00:00 <simba> i know all about bass music
00:00 <Loof> sweet
00:00 <Digerati> loof, youtube "echoes" pink floyd
00:00 <simba> is this the time of night where you can truly experience bass
00:00 <simba> or do you have heazdphones
00:00 <Digerati> you will like Loof
00:00 <Digerati> it is awesome
01:00 <Digerati> simba floyd is known for bass
01:00 <Loof> i'll listen to them tomorrow in the lounge
01:00 <Digerati> right down "echoes pink floyd"
01:00 <Digerati> that is your keyword
01:00 <simba> o yea
01:00 <simba> kode9 would be a good one 
02:00 <Loof> awesome thanks :)
02:00 <simba> ill link sum yt linx
02:00 <Loof> cool thanks man, damn need another cone brb
03:00 <simba> he is absolutely ridiculous hes a professor and a lecturer he's written a book called sonic warfare and his label hyperdub owns 
03:00 <simba> i basically love his dick
03:00 <Loof> holy fuck
03:00 <Loof> sounds awesome
04:00 <simba> im watching teh big lebowski good movie
04:00 <Student> another queer 
04:00 <simba> long time since
04:00 <Loof> top movie
06:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=418885888244306&set=vb.175750359224528&type=2&theater
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Loof> great thanks faux, now i need a wank
07:00 <Loof> cunt
07:00 <Loof> lalala protect my balls
08:00 <Loof> let's fighting love
10:00 <Student> wanker :P
10:00 <Loof> put my 4:3 crt to a 16:9 resolution and put the vertical size down, cause i'm cheap
10:00 <Loof> seen those ultra widescreens?
11:00 <Loof> monitors
11:00 <Loof> i want
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yea
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice outside now
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cool as
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost fell asleep lol
11:00 <Loof> noooo!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> then Bond starts shooting lol bro
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> piss time!
11:00 <Loof> i forgot to have a smoke!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally gettin drunk bro but so tired
12:00 <Loof> cool sleep if you have to bro
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i called up mum said can u bring a pack o twenies with u plz
12:00 <Loof> don't let me keep you up
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn left the lid off the pipe tobacco, gone dry, smoked most of it
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah all good bro
12:00 <Loof> damn :(
12:00 <Loof> got more?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
12:00 <Loof> tobaccy?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a Perry
12:00 <Loof> sweet
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> got cigs ye
13:00 <faux> ok
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good
13:00 <faux>  ok
13:00 <faux> oooooooooooooooooooooo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
13:00 <Loof> sweet
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fk off bitch
13:00 <faux> you fuk off mong nose
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta find some good rope hang up this punching bag bro
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> mong nose
13:00 <faux> no one was talking to you
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> see the girls this mong nose picks up
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> then call me mong nose.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> slag.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> neway ignore add 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> want to chat to loofs
14:00 <Loof> k i'll go out for a smoke, hopefully two of my friends will find peace before i get back
14:00 <faux> lmaoo
14:00 <faux> inviisble girls
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea invisible, ill double check my bed on my way to the toilet u fat slag.
14:00 <faux> HAHAHAA
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
14:00 <faux> now you have another girl in your bed
14:00 <faux> before a bitch was asleep on your couch
14:00 <faux> waht next a harem of sluts in your kitchen?
14:00 <faux> pls
15:00 <Student> lol 
15:00 <faux> youre only lying to yourself
15:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> angry angry man
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> new years soon simba
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> was thinkin maybe u ought to turn over a new leaf man, stop trolling, get a life?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just an idea bro.
17:00 <simba> r u attacking me now
17:00 <simba> stfu 
17:00 <simba> go 2 sleep
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u childish dude
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just sayin u need to man up is all
17:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2P7WMEUkuo
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenny Rogers and The First Edition - Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) (Oct 10, 2010) 3:21 - Category: Music - 638,170 views - 3,047 likes (99.4%), 18 dislikes (0.6%)
18:00 <simba> a "counterculture era" song
18:00 <simba> "Said to reflect the LSD experience, the song was intended to be a warning against the danger of using LSD" ????
19:00 <simba> lol the chris double bong video has been removed already
20:00 <simba> 3 hours ago it was up
20:00 <simba> what a gaylord
20:00 <simba> didnt get 2 see it
20:00 <Loof> awww fuck me either
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Loof> i would have ripped it
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this movie gets boring
20:00 <simba> we should all make double bong rip videos
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> man Loof
21:00 <Scramble> thanks Johnny Depp https://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387979360634.jpg
21:00 <Loof> fuck yeah simba!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i saw this awesome movie with mum  n my friend right
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kill Your Darlings
21:00 <simba> is that johnny depps son
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> only thing that bugged me bigtime was daniel radcliffe in a gay sex scene
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> during a murder scene
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can never watch harry potter again yo
21:00 <Scramble> something like that simba
22:00 <Scramble> happy boxing day fuckers
22:00 <simba> a sacred day
22:00 <simba> may you all find cheap things
22:00 <Student> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> want garlic prawns Loof
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> made em for dinner
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> from sctrach
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
23:00 <Loof> nah i dont eat seafood bro
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have nemore ill throw up yo
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
23:00 <Loof> i know i'm missing out
23:00 <Loof> bigtime
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont think i want prawns till next xmas
24:00 <Loof> loved that movie
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> WERD
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye was gettin sick of casino royale
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> was watchin the imaginarium of dr parnasus with mum n kristen
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> but she went to bed n mum went home
24:00 <Loof> ah
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> so didnt bother finishing it fkn 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!! mums like pause watch next time
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> I COOKED U DINNER FUCKEN LOL
25:00 <Scramble> xbox one bd player is pretty shit
25:00 <Loof> what computer games you played today?
25:00 <Scramble> the controls are fucked
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> bd
25:00 <Scramble> and make shitty noises all the time
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta get used to em ey
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was fkn up heaps b4 so used to 360
25:00 <Scramble> it's just fucking dumb
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet now but bro
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> but still more updates will come out
26:00 <Scramble> it's the same as the 360 isn't it?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> im waiting for the deskptop update
26:00 <Scramble> PS3 is where it's at for bd
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> like x is pause
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol i always go to press the start button
26:00 <simba> PS3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye mum (the idiot no offense) brought my ps4 around tonight
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin whatre u doin woman
27:00 <simba> why
27:00 <simba> whats wrong with bringing the ps4 around
27:00 <simba> continue the anecdote
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta be at her house man with the wii
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> need somethin to do at hers
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> boring as fuck
28:00 <simba> ah, i see
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> you bought a ps4 and its at your mums house
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 360 one, mastersytem 2, nes here
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> no good games i want yer
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yet
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> their titles r shit tbh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> compared to one
28:00 <Loof> i want need for speed
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> rivals?
28:00 <Loof> ye
28:00 <Loof> gonna get it for pc
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> on one
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> um Club or somethin
28:00 <simba> neither system has fire emblem fuck em
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks dope
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i want another pc now cause my mate sash will build a full gaming pc for 550
29:00 <Loof> hook a tv up to a big tv in ur lounge
29:00 <Loof> hand held keybourd mouse
30:00 <Loof> and an xbox controller
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> was lookin at that curved tele, like an imax screen
30:00 <Loof> nice
30:00 <simba> yo dog i heard u wanted to hook a tv up to ur tv so u can watch tv in ur tv
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> its fkn TOYS man
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno that movie
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wid robin williams
30:00 <Loof> lol big tv up to ur big tv
30:00 <Loof> fuck i need sleep
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see u on cam on my tv thru my tv thru my tablet n cum
30:00 <Loof> i meant a beast pc up to your big tv
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
31:00 <simba> yea thats the shit !!!!!!!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> well aparently
31:00 <simba> fucken 40 inch star craft was teh shit!!!!!!!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> not using um
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> intell
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cheaper shit he reckons is better for gaming
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget what its called im not a computer nerd
31:00 <Loof> i only buy mid range
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> 550
31:00 <Loof> shit outdates too quick
31:00 <Loof> to spend big
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> he makes pcs on the side
32:00 <Scramble> mmmm, this combination soup is the business
32:00 <Loof> i should eat
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could eat
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> drink
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> smoke
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> pass out
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> boy time man.
33:00 <Scramble> you guys obviously didn't have a big christmas either?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> id game but my fkn neighbour came home
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bro i spent most the day night with a friend then cooked for them n mum
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <Scramble> i had an 8 hour shift myself
34:00 <simba> mirza mirza mirza!
34:00 <simba> - alice, the brady bunch
34:00 <Loof> my xmas party is today
34:00 <beehhh> someone got double pay
34:00 <Loof> stupid asians
35:00 <Loof> i'm avoiding them
35:00 <beehhh> i like brown skin girls
35:00 <Loof> the asian sister in law insulted me yesterday
35:00 <Loof> so i'm not going
35:00 <Loof> my wife will bring me back food
36:00 <Loof> no asians don't celebrate xmas on boxing day
36:00 <Loof> in case you were wondering
36:00 <Loof> just her family was all busy
36:00 <Loof> and i have no family
36:00 <Loof> so today was the day
36:00 <beehhh> asian have a long family
37:00 <simba> yes good contribution
37:00 <simba> asian have long family
37:00 <simba> do you think even beagle knows what youd mean by that?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk man food time ey
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise ill finish this wine n leave her none
39:00 <beehhh> hookers are always option
39:00 <beehhh> they have barely legal street workers on carlise street stkilda
40:00 <Student> headache
40:00 <beehhh> most of them are high on speed
41:00 <beehhh> Scramble is a PIMP he knows prostitues from casino supplied by james packer
42:00 <beehhh> i heard 10grand for miranda kerr one night
42:00 <under> hello
43:00 <under> happy xmas
43:00 <beehhh> i'm saving money
43:00 <Scramble> 10 grand you say
43:00 <beehhh> gimme discount bro
43:00 <beehhh> i'm circumsized
44:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
44:00 <Scramble> are you still in borneo, beehhh?
44:00 <under> who are this terrorists?
44:00 <Scramble> who's mirza i ahmed?
44:00 <beehhh> indeed i'm another year n two summer to go
45:00 <beehhh> pick a guess
45:00 <under> you?
45:00 <beehhh> i = imtiaz
45:00 <Scramble> 9/11 bomber?
45:00 <under> brody
45:00 <beehhh> correct
45:00 <under> beehhh: joking
45:00 <beehhh> now supply me all the hookers
45:00 <under> where are you from?
45:00 <Scramble> I thought you were shimoon
45:00 <beehhh> broadmeadows
46:00 <beehhh> shimoon is an alias
46:00 <Student> Mirza Imtiaz Ahmed
46:00 <under> how's the life there?
46:00 <beehhh> its a ghetto out here bru
47:00 <beehhh> where are you at under
47:00 <Scramble> who's licence did you steal?
47:00 <under> italy
47:00 <beehhh> it's mine 
47:00 <Student> you were out in 2010 
47:00 <Loof> merry xmas from down under under!
47:00 <Loof> :)
47:00 <under> thanks
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
48:00 <Loof> seeing you here just reminded me to heat up some pasta
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima go bed bro get some cuddles
48:00 <Loof> sweet bro enjoy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> catch u today ye bro
48:00 <under> today I eat lasagna
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye peace mang <3
48:00 <Loof> yeah man for sure
48:00 <under> and tortellini
48:00 <Loof> <3
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
48:00 <Loof> i'm having gnocchi
49:00 <beehhh> i had kfc today
49:00 <under> i love gnocchi
49:00 <Loof> wish i had pesto
49:00 <under> pesto genovese
49:00 <beehhh> drinking korean aloevera juice
49:00 <under> wonderful
49:00 <Loof> yum!
49:00 <Loof> mmm
49:00 <Scramble> https://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387977418160.jpg
49:00 <Scramble> lolol
50:00 <beehhh> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NQs2BH3huKc/UoHGIJAMEEI/AAAAAAAAXFM/GPo5Ks2lTiE/s1600/IMG_6939.JPG
50:00 <Student> photoshop 
50:00 <Loof> that is one tiny penis
50:00 <Loof> about to get even smaller
50:00 <beehhh> ban Scramble for posting porn
51:00 <beehhh> *gay beastiality
51:00 <beehhh> dog must have enjoyed it
52:00 <Student> you must know the dog mentality better
54:00 <beehhh> chinese new year goes for like ten days and lots of noisey fireworks
59:00 <Digerati> i was born on the year of the goat
59:00 <under> beehhh: that pizza is raw
59:00 <Loof> you're such a retard beehhh
59:00 <Loof> just die
59:00 <Loof> you can't compete
00:00 <Digerati> poo's on beehhh
01:00 <Digerati> beehhh loves poo
01:00 <Digerati> beehhh is a poo muncher
01:00 <Digerati> i make big greek poo on you beehhh
01:00 <Digerati> enjoy...
02:00 <simba> 420
02:00 <Digerati> bought me a nice office chair
02:00 <Digerati> hi simba
03:00 <Digerati> pure leather
03:00 <beehhh> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0Jh_c4Cl27k/Uc-pbs7aZwI/AAAAAAAAFnU/4pLXJ74jI74/s1600/baked+007.JPG
03:00 <beehhh> yumm
03:00 <Digerati> moran furniture
03:00 <Digerati> farts at beehhh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' snow!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
04:00 <Digerati> where ?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I ran into a dividing wall
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and lost another load of money on a car
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in a game
04:00 <simba> pure leather
05:00 <under> beehhh: over coocked
05:00 <Bastardly_One> a game I play has decided the entire game is snowing for Christmas
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cool for ten seconds
05:00 <under> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-vKUe1_MGHe4/Tp2xdtaMz0I/AAAAAAAAAyY/-bu36FUu2Xw/w958-h719-no/DSCN0164.JPG
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't see shit
05:00 <beehhh> how can it be eggs are still raw
06:00 <simba> nice pizza m8
06:00 <simba> boccocinni
06:00 <simba> (spelling)
06:00 <simba> owns
06:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
06:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1544381_705571336175608_545509246_n.jpg
06:00 <simba> xD
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.taste.com.au/images/recipes/del/2009/10/23205_l.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you just proved you troll from aust
07:00 <Bastardly_One> why would you get aust sites in your google search as first sites?
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> that is a much inferior pizza
08:00 <simba> did he just rip it from google
08:00 <simba> mirza you are so weird
08:00 <beehhh> think i'm gonna spread tomato puree on bread and make some mini pizza on my toaster oven
10:00 <beehhh> glad i cant see what simba directing at me with his rage attack, i bet hes pointing shits at me again
11:00 <fawks> how about tou spread your legs and fuck a blender 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well said shorty
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
11:00 <Loof> rocky road DESTROYED
11:00 <beehhh> w/b
11:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't share
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want rocky road now
12:00 <beehhh> fawks is a vulgar as simba they two are natural born killa
12:00 <simba> apparently rocky road is seasonal
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> did u know this ?
12:00 <Loof> fucking HUGE whitetail
12:00 <Bastardly_One> seasonal is it?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who said that?
12:00 <beehhh> keep the son divorce the bitch find a new maid
12:00 <simba> a lady at haighs
13:00 <simba> "Haighs' rocky road is only a seasonal product. They only sell it while the weather's cool because they don't use preservatives like other brands, so the marshmallow will just turn into a melty mess in an Aussie summer."
13:00 <simba> its legit!!!!
13:00 <simba> their rocky road at least
13:00 <beehhh> legit my arse ur so weird
14:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One how much rent assistance would you get for $130 a week?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> about 80 a fortnight
15:00 <under> ciao
15:00 <beehhh> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m632tpTbh21rqfhi2o1_500.gif
15:00 <Loof> nice
15:00 <Loof> cya under
16:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVeqqBZTQ4 <--- beehhh on ACA
16:00 <Loof> dont know how you afford weed
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RACISM IN AUSTRALIA (Jun 30, 2013) 0 - Category: News and Politics - 476,507 views - 892 likes (64.1%), 499 dislikes (35.9%)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> either do I
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do
16:00 <xm> is this why you left Australia beehhh 
16:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/H1b2n.jpg
17:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, chris took that vid down damn it
17:00 <xm> dont worry. in 24 hours he will completely forget and make another one
17:00 <beehhh> xm why would i be looking into that?
19:00 <beehhh> lot of curry n azn in oz recently dont buy my fancy
21:00 <beehhh> Scramble: any new girls happening bru?
22:00 <simba> find a seat near the fireplace and enjoy seasons greetings to all
27:00 <beehhh> http://www.sleepfoundation.org/article/how-sleep-works/how-much-sleep-do-we-really-need
39:00 <BlackDevil> fuck offffffffffff
41:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU!
45:00 <BlackDevil> YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Loof> where's some cunts to cunt up cuntily
47:00 <Bastardly_One> NO!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387989970879.jpg
47:00 <xm> cuntily diddle-e-o neighbourino
48:00 <Loof> i wanna make a dating site to meet small tittied females
48:00 <Loof> i think there's a market
49:00 <xm> pearlsofasia.com
49:00 <xm> oh weird
49:00 <xm> i made that up
49:00 <xm> and it really is a dating website to meet Asian women
50:00 <xm> Through Pearls of Asia, we will provide you with contact information to the most beautiful girls in Asia. Once you have made contact with your soul-mate we will help you plan a personal trip to meet your mate. This will include hotels, tours, and put you in contact with legal council for securing a fiancée visa. This visa is necessary for you to bring your soul-mate home.
51:00 <Loof> will my soul mate bring weed?
51:00 <Loof> cause otherwise i'll dial a pizza instead of a wife, they deliver weed
52:00 <xm> she'll deliver it on a silk cushion and bow down before you
52:00 <Loof> fucking sweet
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he has an asian wife
52:00 <Loof> yeah but she's fat with grama jugs
52:00 <Loof> but i love her
53:00 <Loof> i'm only joking i wouldn't cheat on her
53:00 <Loof> i just like to dream
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna make a smart comment
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I lost it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking damn
53:00 <Loof> came up with the most fantastic idea last night
53:00 <xm> what's that
54:00 <Loof> for a website
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah?
54:00 <Loof> i'll tell you xm but not b1
54:00 <Loof> :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not watching
54:00 <Bastardly_One> go ahead
55:00 <xm> ive already signed a Confidential Disclosure Agreement with Loof 
55:00 <BlackDevil> im trying to change my phone
55:00 <BlackDevil> seems to be stuck at 100%
55:00 <BlackDevil> wont go any higher
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you were here for that xm?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am still rolling my eyes
56:00 <BlackDevil> down a hill?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
56:00 <Bastardly_One> could work
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like effort though
56:00 <Loof> it would be fully illegal
56:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1387990548576.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit it would be
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Loof> but like that matters on the net
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the verge of an idea
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I just know it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hate that feeling
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I know there's a way to make decent pocket money but can't put my finger on it
58:00 <Loof> i have an idea that i wont tell anyone
58:00 <Loof> ever
59:00 <Loof> it's too good
59:00 <Loof> and if i dont hurry it will be done soon
59:00 <Digerati> how do turn text in the chat room to another color on mirc ?
59:00 <Digerati> anyone know
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but seeing as you're elite
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you should too
00:00 <Digerati> i am also blind
00:00 <xm> i've got an idea for a website that i dont mind sharing. it's where you have dozens of kittens in a room with various strategic webcams all over the room. and web viewers will be able to move the laser pointer for a small price 
00:00 <BlackDevil> no idea
00:00 <Digerati> thanks for nothing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> see the icon that looks like crayons?
00:00 <BlackDevil> no
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that
00:00 <BlackDevil> dont tell him
01:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, heh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that would probabl make a fortune
01:00 <Loof> holy shit that's awesome
01:00 <xm> maybe i can tip the kittens to do tricks like cam whores
01:00 <xm> teach them the tricks that is
01:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Digerati> cheers Bastardly_One
02:00 <xm> like you pay $5 and out comes cat nip
02:00 <Digerati> thanks heaps
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <beehhh> wanking with organic tea bags
02:00 <xm> and the kitten is conditioned to walk bipedal
02:00 <beehhh> doubled the pleasure
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if Chris arrives before I crash
03:00 <Digerati> fuck
03:00 <Digerati> much better
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to NOT troll him
03:00 <Digerati> love monochrome state
03:00 <Loof> he's my friend
03:00 <Bastardly_One> until I get him to upload another vid
03:00 <Loof> i'll get the vid
03:00 <Digerati> thanks Bastardly_One
04:00 <Loof> and rip it from youtube
04:00 <Loof> or wherever
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't a good one really
04:00 <Loof> have you seen it?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like he's not being a loser from hell
04:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
04:00 <Loof> the double bong
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he made one this morning too
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well yeah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
04:00 <Loof> i wanna see it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he uploaded it for me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's deleted now
05:00 <Loof> damn
05:00 <Loof> why?
05:00 <beehhh> wanking isnt for free, paying for the net, room aircon, lubes, tissue all under budget
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
05:00 <BlackDevil> i should poop and shower
05:00 <Loof> i've seen heaps of bong smoking vids
05:00 <BlackDevil> its been a week already
05:00 <Loof> maybe youtube is cracking down
05:00 <Loof> jews
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he might of deleted it too
06:00 <beehhh> i'm massaging my prostate only
06:00 <Loof> ah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I pasted it a couple of times
06:00 <Loof> did you see his rap one?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the sad cunt
06:00 <Bastardly_One> then kicks the door frame
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Loof> i saw him in dandy
06:00 <Loof> at the depo place
07:00 <Loof> we were both getting injections
07:00 <Loof> he live near me
07:00 <Loof> lives
07:00 <Loof> he didn't recognise me
07:00 <Loof> thank fuck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTEy8TX8pY&list=UUBZXEWbVE_dl66Hqtv3kHOQ
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: junkiedance 2013 (Dec 17, 2013) 1:35 - Category: Music - 14 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> just found one on his channel
07:00 <Loof> my god he looks even more depressed irl man
08:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't have much up there left damn it
09:00 <beehhh> Sick Japan Strange Go-Cart Asian Videos
09:00 <xm> can someone with adobe premiere edit that video to make it look like he's stomping ants
09:00 <Loof> LOL!
10:00 <Loof> oh man i have it but can't use it
10:00 <Loof> got adobe subscription
10:00 <Loof> should learn it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> or stomping turds
10:00 <Loof> i hate the fucking melbourne stomp dance 
10:00 <Loof> he wasn't even doing it right
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Chris
11:00 <xm> i originally thought he was doing a munted version of the melbourne shuffle
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect
11:00 <Loof> yeah shuffle
11:00 <Loof> not stomp
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> never do it the shuffle
11:00 <Loof> is that his "music"?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
11:00 <shadsam> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <xm> is he holding up his pants like that because he cant afford a belt
12:00 <Loof> probably hasn't eaten in a week and lost weight
12:00 <Loof> pants are falling off
12:00 <xm> i doubt he wrote this song
12:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
13:00 <Loof> burnt out ravers like him everywhere
13:00 <Loof> too much extacy
13:00 <Loof> not sure weather lsd is harmful
13:00 <xm> it is
13:00 <Loof> k
14:00 <Loof> maybe the combination of the two fucked him
14:00 <xm> like mentos and diet coke
14:00 <xm> in the brain
14:00 <xm> KA BOOM!
14:00 <Digerati> fuck how the years have gone by on austnet, we all grew old :/ sigh...
14:00 <Loof> i did a heap of brain damage with datura
14:00 <Loof> i use to be pretty smart
15:00 <Loof> can actually feel the damage
15:00 <Digerati> well ya silly
15:00 <beehhh> try gbh
15:00 <Loof> evil shit
15:00 <Digerati> did you boil it with tea ?
15:00 <beehhh> oooh feel so good afterwards
15:00 <Loof> take it once, fucked for life
15:00 <beehhh> brb
15:00 <Loof> i was warned
15:00 <Loof> but i didn't listen
16:00 <Loof> stupid youth
16:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=779_1387969276
16:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Unusual service at the car wash (Date: Apr-19-2013, 6 hours ago) - Views: 17478 - Played: 13007
16:00 <Digerati> never bothered with datura
16:00 <beehhh> might make a toast
16:00 <Digerati> i done shrooms
17:00 <BlackDevil> you know Loof likes those beehhh
17:00 <beehhh> smells like jelly
17:00 <Loof> "If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present. (Lao Tzu)
17:00 <beehhh> too much organic tea i guess
17:00 <Loof> so true
17:00 <beehhh> lately
17:00 <Digerati> i like the present
18:00 <BlackDevil> shower time
18:00 <BlackDevil> wish me luck
18:00 <beehhh> i'm worried of future all the time
18:00 <Bastardly_One> back
18:00 <beehhh> i need to clean this mess
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was doing something
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi what it was
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
19:00 <beehhh> smell good
20:00 <Loof> going senile?
20:00 <Loof> me to :(
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not going
21:00 <Bastardly_One> gone
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Loof> man this seat is really fucking my ass, and not in a good way
22:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed 4:20
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or did I?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> had a cone 2 mins ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
22:00 <Loof> how the fuck do you afford weed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tired
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but not sleepy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 900 a fortnight helps
23:00 <Loof> fuck i'm on dsp and get like $500
23:00 <Bastardly_One> suck shit
23:00 <xm> that seems low
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> my base is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 824
23:00 <xm> i thought DSP was $650 min
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 824 base for single
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in a couple
24:00 <Loof> my wife is fucking me
24:00 <Loof> must be
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so gets her income included
24:00 <Digerati> i get 800 on dsp
24:00 <xm> i thought being in a marriage it wont affect it
24:00 <Digerati> why 824 ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you get 824
24:00 <xm> oh well i learn something new
24:00 <xm> it seems odd
24:00 <Bastardly_One> go check your centrelink page
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's 827 maybe actually
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just round it off at 800
25:00 <Digerati> same :) haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that way I've an emergency 20 each fortnight
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and it eventually adds up
25:00 <Digerati> for a pack of fags right ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> unless ya move
25:00 <Loof> you get paid more than i made working full time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and your grand in the band
25:00 <Loof> fml
25:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out to go in 10 mins
25:00 <Bastardly_One> in the bank too
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that hurt
25:00 <Digerati> Loof break a leg
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly cried when I had to take that money out of the bank
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and think about it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 900 - 300
26:00 <shadsam> 1
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I still survive alright
26:00 <Loof> i pay $20 a month rent
26:00 <Loof> thank fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I pay 500 a mth
27:00 <Loof> otherwise i wouldn't be able to afford $250 a fortnight weed
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and 300 a fornight on weed
27:00 <Digerati> why do you need weed ?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you think I'd be smart and get an Oz at once
27:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of 2 halves
27:00 <Loof> yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> only cheaper for me by about 20 though
28:00 <Bastardly_One> rip off cunt
28:00 <Digerati> waste of money buying weed
28:00 <Loof> i run out on payday, if my dealer doesn't hook me up i'm fucked
28:00 <Bastardly_One> with me it's a time filler
28:00 <Loof> will probably get suicidal
28:00 <Digerati> an ounce is like 280
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and a half 150
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for me anyway
29:00 <Loof> so 2 grams a day
29:00 <Loof> same as me
29:00 <Loof> i need 5
29:00 <Loof> i reakon
30:00 <beehhh> cheese on toast
30:00 <beehhh> hope i get a good 8hrs of sound sleep
31:00 <Digerati> buy crack
31:00 <Digerati> its cheaper
31:00 <Loof> hope my wife doesn't forget how to make this rocky road, it's fucking sensational
31:00 <beehhh> i shave my head everyday
31:00 <Digerati> every tried sniffing super glue ?
32:00 <Digerati> i did when i was 17
32:00 <beehhh> i only get high from sniffing diesel
32:00 <Digerati> and also chromed
32:00 <beehhh> i need more protien my cock is hurting
32:00 <Loof> i need a smoke outside, but iii don't like the look of them teenagers
32:00 <Digerati> did lotsa graffiti
33:00 <shadsam> hi classy_biatchhh
33:00 <Digerati> i use to do skateboarding and bmx shit in the 80's on glue
33:00 <shadsam> ana
33:00 <beehhh> classy_biatchhh i just cummed for you
33:00 <beehhh> all drained as you like
34:00 <xm> beehhh: have you ever done illegal drugs?
34:00 <Digerati> chrome and glue is not illegal
34:00 <Loof> beehhh how many used condoms do you have in ur ass atm?
34:00 <beehhh> what is the definition of illegal here
34:00 <Ana_Ng> hi
35:00 <xm> no one here said it's illegal Digerati 
35:00 <Digerati> :)
35:00 <Loof> hi Ana_Ng, how was your christmas?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hiya Ana_Ng ... and Merry Christmas to ya
35:00 <beehhh> all drugs equal sex to me
35:00 <Loof> everyone pounce on the female
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Digerati> beehhh loves it greek style
36:00 <SassyMeMow> fuck
36:00 <SassyMeMow> isnt christmas over yet
36:00 <xm> sniffing glue is very povo and stupid, but no one can stop you from buying it
36:00 <Digerati> no
36:00 <Loof> beehhh how often do you get told you stink?
36:00 <Digerati> 12 days of christmas
36:00 <BlackDevil> anyone know how to make the batter charge more than 100%?
37:00 <SassyMeMow> overdrive
37:00 <Digerati> solder a better capacitor mate
37:00 <SassyMeMow> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
37:00 <Digerati> then blow it to all fuck
37:00 <xm> have several flux capacitors in parallel  
38:00 <Digerati> i fucked a motorola two radio doing that shit
38:00 <Digerati> still regret it
38:00 <SassyMeMow> glue
38:00 <Loof> i think god will kill us all when we discover quantum computing
38:00 <SassyMeMow> ewwwww
38:00 <SassyMeMow> wtf
38:00 <SassyMeMow> really
38:00 <beehhh> that tea is good
38:00 <shadsam> .
38:00 <SassyMeMow> beehhh die
38:00 <SassyMeMow> soon
38:00 <SassyMeMow> pls
38:00 <Loof> yes beehhh perish
39:00 <SassyMeMow> you are all kind of wrong
39:00 <SassyMeMow> s
39:00 <BlackDevil> Loof how do you shave your balls?
40:00 <SassyMeMow> ask my sisters husband
40:00 <Loof> why are you so fucking retarded beehhh?
40:00 <beehhh> my head is hurting it shrank alarmly
40:00 <Loof> did you get trampled by an elephant as a baby?
40:00 <capacitor> capacitor
40:00 <SassyMeMow> fucking alarmly
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Chris
40:00 <SassyMeMow> cappy
40:00 <beehhh> big bee is pervert
40:00 <capacitor> YA BLEW IT
41:00 <Loof> hey chris :)
41:00 <beehhh> SassyMeMow i'd appreciate if you were a tranny
41:00 <SassyMeMow> uhm
41:00 <SassyMeMow> ok
41:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh .... die
42:00 <Loof> why isn't he banned
42:00 <SassyMeMow> appreciate the feeling of my foot crushing your windpipe
42:00 <SassyMeMow> i think that sounds beautiful
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm aroused
42:00 <Ana_Ng> xmas just started here
43:00 <Loof> where?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the US
43:00 <SassyMeMow> in her pance
43:00 <beehhh> simba bashing indian cabbies in his town and Bastardly_One slaughtered all the miniture show horses in victoria got a ten grand bounty for the culprit
43:00 <Ana_Ng> alaska
43:00 <Loof> ah cool
43:00 <beehhh> why did you choose alaska?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who said she chose?
43:00 <beehhh> please explain (in pauline hanson dilect)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *dialet
44:00 <SassyMeMow> WTF
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
44:00 <SassyMeMow> IS DILECT
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *dialect
44:00 <SassyMeMow> MMM
44:00 <SassyMeMow> DILECTABLE
44:00 <beehhh> dail me
44:00 <SassyMeMow> you should all commit mass suicide
45:00 <shadsam> indeed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you first
45:00 <beehhh> i'm out of here heading for my cosy warm bed whos joining with me?
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i did choose
45:00 <SassyMeMow> ive tried
45:00 <Ana_Ng> it's like living in a national geographic, but there are bars
45:00 <SassyMeMow> i dont die easy
45:00 <SassyMeMow> sorry kids
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm immortal
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like highlander n shit
45:00 <SassyMeMow> awesome id like to go alaskaning
45:00 <beehhh> im pragnant with my own semen
46:00 <Loof> thank christ
46:00 <SassyMeMow> thank the lord
46:00 <Loof> amen
46:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps*
49:00 <Loof> what are you doing Bastardly_One?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 12 pack of Twirls
49:00 <Bastardly_One> destroyed
49:00 <Loof> ic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> now, nothing
49:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain me
49:00 <Loof> hmmm
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or Sasseh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not fussed
50:00 <capacitor> capacitor
50:00 <Loof> yeah i was wrong about her
50:00 <Loof> she doesn't seem dumb
50:00 <Loof> but she slept with "him"
50:00 <capacitor> sassy's sputtering box
50:00 <Loof> i dont get it
50:00 <capacitor> the capacitor ran off with the moon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... him being?
50:00 <Loof> how did she fall for it
50:00 <Loof> pieter
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Sasseh
51:00 <Loof> :(
51:00 <Loof> she must have been high as fuck
51:00 <Loof> only logical explanation
51:00 <capacitor> piet's meth van
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno because there's a woman back chatting from the old says
51:00 <Bastardly_One> old days even
51:00 <Bastardly_One> called Bellatrix
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and she defends him like nothing on earth
51:00 <Loof> i noticed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he does have a real side under his crap
52:00 <Loof> i fought with her yesterday about it while he was on
52:00 <Loof> no he's 100% full of shit
52:00 <capacitor> yeah bellatrix is in his books because she buys drugs off him
52:00 <Loof> probably
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I kind of saw
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I met her once and tbh?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking upity
52:00 <capacitor> and sells it to the homeless people she does "social work" for
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *uppity
52:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch
53:00 <Loof> not time for her kind
53:00 <Loof> no
53:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
53:00 <SassyMeMow> really she defends him?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told her and anon did it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah full on sass
53:00 <Loof> yes you were there sassy 
53:00 <SassyMeMow> was i?
53:00 <Loof> yes
53:00 <SassyMeMow> i dont fucking pay attention to this rotthole
53:00 <Loof> wise
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I need those tht know where I live
53:00 <Bastardly_One> to stfu when Piet is around
54:00 <Loof> what?
54:00 <Loof> tht?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he is convinced I live 3 streets away
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that know
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me I typoed
54:00 <Loof> no i couldn't understand
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i sue you
54:00 <Loof> no offense
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he actually wanted to meet yesterday
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he was that off his head
54:00 <Loof> my wife chucked out his address
54:00 <Loof> i need to get it again
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've got him convinced I live 3 streets away
55:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than 150kms
55:00 <capacitor> pieter also screams at inanimate objects frequently and is probably convinced the pope lives next door to him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> feel sorry for stebie
55:00 <capacitor> the rotted meth brain
55:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he went to stebie's for Christmas
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so Sass
56:00 <Loof> you actually believe he has a phd and is a ceo of a multination web development company?
56:00 <SassyMeMow> he did not!?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> are you the sass from like a decade ago?
56:00 <capacitor> piet shoves his rotted drill into all the cracks in his rundown government housing
56:00 <SassyMeMow> maybe
56:00 <SassyMeMow> not SaSsY
56:00 <Bastardly_One> did you go to any of the meets?
56:00 <SassyMeMow> she was some stupid cunt
56:00 <capacitor> the rotted sass
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like when Crimson Seraph and Sherm organised them?
57:00 <BlackDevil> your a stupid
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're just a cunt BlackDevil <3
57:00 <BlackDevil> a nice tight one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> answer me wench!
57:00 <capacitor> xm enjoys taking long baths and dreaming of pieter's adventures in candyland
57:00 <SassyMeMow> no i dont think so
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did you go to any of those meets those 2 organised?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
57:00 <SassyMeMow> thats to go to meets
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I gathered
58:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
58:00 <SassyMeMow> but i was around then yes
58:00 <SassyMeMow> though mostly on other servers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> your name has always been familiar since my return
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is all
58:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah
58:00 <SassyMeMow> im an old cunt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
58:00 <Loof> ^
58:00 <SassyMeMow> i came back here to see if the pierre was really still here
58:00 <SassyMeMow> talking to himself
58:00 <SassyMeMow> i nearly died
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't believe it actually
59:00 <capacitor> i have logs of him off his head some nights talking to himself from 1am to 7am
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I left here in an epic tantrum one day
59:00 <SassyMeMow> would stoobs let him go there for xmas?
59:00 <capacitor> all garbled
59:00 <SassyMeMow> that doesnt sound right
59:00 <capacitor> overdosing on his methadone
59:00 <Loof> oh god i have no weed left and the topic is people i dont know
59:00 <Loof> :(
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear I heard that he did
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope not for stebie's sake though
00:00 <xm> you're right capacitor. i love going for long baths with scented candles in the dark reading printed and bound logs of Pieter.log
00:00 <SassyMeMow> weird
00:00 <xm> then i finger bang myself allllllllllll night
00:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
00:00 <SassyMeMow> so hot
00:00 <Bastardly_One> might of been some fuckwit talking shit
00:00 <capacitor> stebie shot pieter in the head at the christmas party because he wouldn't give him back his $100 he let him borrow two years ago
00:00 <SassyMeMow> heaheaheha i hope so
00:00 <capacitor> BANG.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we live in hope
00:00 <SassyMeMow> stebie is bigger 
00:00 <xm> Pieter cried because that $100 still had some traces of his cocaine on it
01:00 <SassyMeMow> he should kill him
01:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie is a giant
01:00 <Digerati> i am always going to be nice to Bastardly_One from now on :)
01:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short and stood on a bench to meet stebie
01:00 <SassyMeMow> hi stebie *loox up nostrils*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure he got the humour
01:00 <Loof> image his shame
02:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought ... who's this fuckwit on the bench?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Loof> imagine
02:00 <SassyMeMow> THATS IT
02:00 <SassyMeMow> IM GOING TO ANSWER A/S/L
02:00 <SassyMeMow> 's with
02:00 <SassyMeMow> PIETERS EX
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll put 'em off
02:00 <Bastardly_One> except me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm desperate at my age
02:00 <capacitor> sass has had pieter's gullet up her deluge
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a/s/l?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> hey now
03:00 <Loof> is capacitor really chris, he seems really coherent
03:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai ana :D
03:00 <capacitor> yes i am chris
03:00 <Loof> cool bro
03:00 <Loof> hi
03:00 <capacitor> why don't you take a seat over there
03:00 <capacitor> ya fucken dog!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it can't be Chris
03:00 <Bastardly_One> too legible for one thing
03:00 <capacitor> yeah i am
03:00 <capacitor> chris hansen mate
03:00 <capacitor> get fucked!
03:00 <SassyMeMow> CONGRATULATIONS ITS A PARROT
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... and too fast at typing
04:00 <Loof> it's not him
04:00 <capacitor> i have a show on dateline
04:00 <capacitor> where i catch pedos from austnet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
04:00 <SassyMeMow> im 31
04:00 <capacitor> such as urotsukidoji and eX
04:00 <Loof> obvious who it is now
04:00 <SassyMeMow> 2
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that all?
04:00 <SassyMeMow> oops
04:00 <Loof> sooon as he said pedo
04:00 <SassyMeMow> *2
04:00 <capacitor> blast15
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I beat you by over a decade
05:00 <SassyMeMow> im 65
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' old mole
05:00 <Bastardly_One> get off irc
06:00 <Loof> there's an age limit to irc?
06:00 <Loof> i wish there were more oldies
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if there was
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
06:00 <Loof> teens/20's are mostly fucking stupid
06:00 <capacitor> sass's sputtering box overloaded skype so it's overflowing into irc now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's honestly what I like about the american web based chat I use
06:00 <Bastardly_One> most of the regs are 40s plus
06:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
06:00 <Loof> where b1?
06:00 <Loof> i need some shit like that
07:00 <SassyMeMow> YOU SHUT YOUR SPUTTER BOX
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I hang in NHB as Raven Wolf
07:00 <Bastardly_One> very hard to break the ice in though
07:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor wanks to pieters vids
07:00 <capacitor> just got to lather these gears up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and suspect of new people as people tend to fuck up and come back as someone else pretending to be new
08:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor loves a bit o slug action
08:00 <capacitor> sscccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccchhhhhhhh
08:00 <capacitor> rusted hinges
08:00 <SassyMeMow> nah i oiled them with krill
09:00 <Loof> nhb?
09:00 <capacitor> you're meant to eat the krill you know
09:00 <capacitor> not put it in your box
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the chat room name on the site
09:00 <Bastardly_One> No Holes Barred
09:00 <Loof> cool
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never know though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> more like recipe corner
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or weather chat
09:00 <Loof> oh fuck that
09:00 <Loof> pass
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <capacitor> bong
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... there's a few worth talking to
10:00 <SassyMeMow> PUT IT IN THE BASEMENT
10:00 <SassyMeMow> YEAH
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but that takes time
10:00 <capacitor> i want that machine that turns leftovers into shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> to watch the room you'd be bored though
10:00 <SassyMeMow> a stomach?
10:00 <capacitor> nah
10:00 <capacitor> some exhibit in hobart
10:00 <SassyMeMow> why for 
10:00 <SassyMeMow> wtf
10:00 <capacitor> put garbage in its snout
10:00 <capacitor> and it turns it into shit
10:00 <capacitor> and smells like shit
11:00 <capacitor> i want to put pieter in it
11:00 <SassyMeMow> but thats what a digestive system is for
11:00 <capacitor> because the shit process would be a better product
11:00 <SassyMeMow> it would spit him back out
11:00 <SassyMeMow> you broke it 
11:00 <SassyMeMow> ya fuck
11:00 <SassyMeMow> I WANT TO SMOKE
12:00 <SassyMeMow> pass me a baccy bong
12:00 <SassyMeMow> ;(
12:00 <Loof> sassy really is a cool chick
12:00 <capacitor> pierre de baccinbonge
12:00 <Loof> my god
12:00 <Loof> i confuse
12:00 <capacitor> she's only cool because her dog has a snout
12:00 <SassyMeMow> lol Loof do you KNOW how long ago it was?
12:00 <Loof> no
12:00 <Loof> tell you what let's forget all about it
13:00 <Loof> i misjudged you
13:00 <Loof> sorry
13:00 <SassyMeMow> i know 
13:00 <SassyMeMow> see me crying?
13:00 <Loof> hope not
13:00 <Loof> :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you misjudge a lot of the sarcastic females though Loof
13:00 <capacitor> sass tells me such wonderful stories sometime
13:00 <capacitor> s
13:00 <capacitor> here is one she prepared yesterday
13:00 <capacitor> Cptn HalySassMate throws a pinecone up your buttered bread butt
13:00 <Loof> yes i do
14:00 <capacitor> Cptn HalySassMate pees in her tena lady
14:00 <capacitor> rofl
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you'v misjudge Maurice I reckon
14:00 <Loof> i know man!
14:00 <Loof> she's cool as
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Maurice is quite amusing
14:00 <Loof> i was sooo wrong about her
14:00 <SassyMeMow> LOOOOOL
14:00 <capacitor> no you weren't
14:00 <SassyMeMow> did yew liek dem wuns
15:00 <Loof> but all my best friends started out as enemies
15:00 <SassyMeMow> HELP ALL MY TENTACLES HAVE WASHED AWAY
15:00 <xm> remember that night you were in the mental ward and i didnt believe you Loof 
15:00 <capacitor> does maurice still have moderator privileges here?  i remember she baited someone and then banned them for baiting
15:00 <capacitor> it was hilarious
15:00 <Loof> nah xm
15:00 <xm> and i was looking up victorian websites trying to prove you were lying
16:00 <Loof> thanks for that lol
16:00 <SassyMeMow> Loof: why do you think pierre is still crying a river?
16:00 <SassyMeMow> <---- famazing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he always cries a river
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you push the right buttons
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that simple
16:00 <capacitor> and the reason she banned them was because she was offended because he pointed out how all she does in this fucking channel is post pictures of her stupid cat
16:00 <capacitor> and she got upset
16:00 <capacitor> she didn't post any more after that
16:00 <capacitor> so i guess it was a success
16:00 <xm> LOL
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <capacitor> so she baited him and banned him for baiting
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was that awolf before he was perm banned?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like it
17:00 <xm> maybe it was cat rivalry
17:00 <capacitor> cats mate!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I like her sense of humour and yes she is still an op
17:00 <Loof> who?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
18:00 <Loof> yeah i just turn against her when she told me to kill myself
18:00 <Loof> when i was suicidal
18:00 <Loof> every cunt turns on you when you're suicidal
18:00 <xm> i thought it was Serenity. or was it both?
18:00 <Loof> both
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think peopl really get it on here
18:00 <Loof> sez is great though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that some people have legit problems
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and not just losers
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to talk to a woman on here
18:00 <capacitor> they're kinda one person anyway.  serenity just devours more and more people into her network of serenityclones.  like the blob
19:00 <Bastardly_One> with 3 personalities
19:00 <Loof> awesome
19:00 <Loof> i have 2
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I get Serenity
19:00 <Loof> i worship the bitch
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I know one lady in the UK Loof
19:00 <Bastardly_One> 7
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and 2 dominant ones that take turns
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am friends with both personalities
20:00 <Loof> and faux, if ever i start acting like a dick i just listen to serenity or faux and check myself
20:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta wath what I say
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think christina likes me one bit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if she even thinks that far
20:00 <capacitor> what personality is the one where you start throwing second grade insults for an hour?
20:00 <capacitor> i'm quite fond of that one
20:00 <Loof> i've fucked her over so bad and she's forgiven me, but she still doesn't like me much
20:00 <capacitor> he's very succinct
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol capacitor
20:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
21:00 <Bastardly_One> thing I learnt about chatting a long long time ago
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't care who likes you or not
21:00 <SassyMeMow> if stebie has pierre for xmas
21:00 <Bastardly_One> some people will get it at some stage
21:00 <SassyMeMow> i am going to carry out the plan of his raep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and the ones that get it are the ones you are likely to chat with and maybe become friends with
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Sassy, might of been some troll talking shit
22:00 <Loof> bastardly_one one day you might see me lose it
22:00 <Loof> and you'll turn on me too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I was pretty distracted
22:00 <Loof> when i start whining
22:00 <capacitor> it goes something like this: <Loof> your dad eats your cum and swallows balls <Loof> your dad is a poo <Loof> your mum eats your dad's bratwurst and washes it down with jizz from my sock <Loof> your sister's dad's mum masturbates on kitchen tables in new york for spare change to feed your goldfish's platinum tooth while doing the salsa
22:00 <SassyMeMow> Loof you are the one who 'turns' lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Loof because you've warned me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and I saw it last night dude
22:00 <Bastardly_One> as the Grinch
22:00 <Loof> did u?
22:00 <Loof> oic
22:00 <Loof> how embarrasing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and plus if you warn me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> which you just did
23:00 <Bastardly_One> then I don't worry
23:00 <Bastardly_One> letcha in on a sercert about someone
23:00 <Bastardly_One> secret even
23:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as they'd be passed out
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive there
23:00 <SassyMeMow> your sister's dad's mum masturbates on kitchen tables in new york for spare change to feed your goldfish's platinum tooth while doing the salsa HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahhahhaahahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaaha
23:00 <SassyMeMow> hhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaahHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAhahahaaahhahHHaaahahhaah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone laughs at the cunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> even you would if you heard his story
23:00 <Loof> the bitcoins?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what he believes he can do and what happened to him
24:00 <SassyMeMow> ;(
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I stand by him
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he has implants up his nose
24:00 <Bastardly_One> from an MK ultra experiment
24:00 <Loof> aliens?
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and can control the weather
24:00 <Loof> right
24:00 <Loof> classic schizo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is one
24:00 <SassyMeMow> wot?
24:00 <SassyMeMow> i confuse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm still friends with him
24:00 <Loof> i used to think the tv was talking to me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> get me?
24:00 <Loof> yeah
25:00 <Loof> i love schizos
25:00 <Loof> i am one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there is only one adjusted one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> out of about 10 I know on austnet
25:00 <capacitor> if stebie didn't shoot him in the head, he lured him there as a trap and ASIO are currently interrogating him on various counts of drug charges.  the officers however aren't getting anywhere as pieter sits in the rickety old stool, yelling at a brick in the wall, telling it that the brick lied about the weather today.
25:00 <SassyMeMow> does anyone remember alpharisc?
25:00 <xm> Pieter made a brief appearance at the family gathering. he went to the pantry, put canned tuna in his pockets and then walked out. didnt even wish anyone merry christmas or give eye contact
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she runs #australia ... called Bonny
25:00 <Loof> lol xm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she gets the audio hallucinations
26:00 <xm> i thought vamperella ran #uastralia
26:00 <Bastardly_One> used to
26:00 <Loof> i get voices
26:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she left austnet
26:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand
26:00 <xm> i had access there for a while then after i came back from my holiday it was gone
26:00 <SassyMeMow> tuna theif
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure she is back
26:00 <Bastardly_One> as Sevi
26:00 <xm> i wonder which bastard removed it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> in here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny would of
26:00 <Bastardly_One> she's channel owner now
27:00 <SassyMeMow> what is with people doing that 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Vamp left austnet
27:00 <SassyMeMow> the New Old 
27:00 <capacitor> melted brain syndrome
27:00 <SassyMeMow> hiding 
27:00 <SassyMeMow> the only reason i hid was well
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently busted herself
27:00 <SassyMeMow> we all know NOW
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as Sevi
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but she won't confirm it
27:00 <xm> it would be easy to identify her
27:00 <SassyMeMow> HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW IT WAS ME 
27:00 <xm> but i havent noticed sevi much
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it is
27:00 <Bastardly_One> because she is always baking
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and so is Sevi
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and other little things
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's her ... and the iinet connection
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... she won't admit it to me and I've been her friend for over a decade
28:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah i want to know how methbrains picked me 
28:00 <SassyMeMow> i think someone dobbed on me
28:00 <SassyMeMow> >_>
28:00 <SassyMeMow> <_<
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, Piet pretends to be dumb on here
28:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
29:00 <Loof> i'll come back in 5, hopefully then we will have stopped talking about randoms from the past
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how else would he be such a good junky?
29:00 <SassyMeMow> he doesnt pretend as much as a lot of you think
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to have brains to be a con man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
29:00 <SassyMeMow> nod
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always thought the dumbness was an act
29:00 <Bastardly_One> to scam more people
30:00 <capacitor> pieter's brain has roughly the processing power of an amoeba
30:00 <SassyMeMow> there used to be some person in there
30:00 <SassyMeMow> and the skitzy bits were like episodes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that could be a few :P
30:00 <xm> capacitor is right. pieter cant pretend. he doesnt have enough spare RAM to store another personality
30:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember Distrubed Angel?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or Jen?
31:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
31:00 <SassyMeMow> correcto xm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well there ya go
31:00 <capacitor> you could store pieter's memory on a sheet of a4 paper
31:00 <SassyMeMow> and yes
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck is he such a successful junky?
31:00 <SassyMeMow> HE REALLY DID SOMETIMES YELL AT THE TV OK
31:00 <capacitor> and call his memory registers with a chinese kid you keep in the basement
31:00 <capacitor> 0x00 - 0xff
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's a junky think I think
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yelling at the telly
32:00 <capacitor> pieter_yelling_at_the_weather_woman_inside_his_tv.wmv
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is a morphine addict (didn't know when I moved in) and he talks to the telly
32:00 <xm> [02:25:32] <capacitor> you could store pieter's memory on a sheet of a4 paper <--- with size 72 comic sans font
32:00 <SassyMeMow> rofl
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and double spacing?
33:00 <SassyMeMow> anyway i bet ill be in trouble now 
33:00 <Loof> you actually believe him?
33:00 <Loof> my god
33:00 <SassyMeMow> prepare for the slaggin
33:00 <capacitor> PIETEROS> mov ah 14h
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no I didn't say I believed him
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I thought he acted up
33:00 <SassyMeMow> he might post some more jpegs of me from 70 years ago
33:00 <Bastardly_One> to scam more people
34:00 <Loof> there's really less to him than you think
34:00 <Loof> i've lived with plenty of junkies
34:00 <Loof> he's so typical
34:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah i can undertand it though
34:00 <capacitor> pieter scams homeless people by selling them sugar at soup kitchens
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that is sad
34:00 <SassyMeMow> no one wants to think thats for real so they HOPE its hammed up
34:00 <SassyMeMow> SORRY KIDS!
34:00 <capacitor> alright kids
35:00 <SassyMeMow> the kids are alright
35:00 <capacitor> all your archaios wannabes out there
35:00 <Loof> except the dark skinned ones
35:00 <Loof> they're fucked
35:00 <capacitor> traumapony
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so disappointed tonight
35:00 <SassyMeMow> i laughed at this for like.... fucking ages http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-7/ErCMkyr5yy-12.png
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a guy in here every night called eX
36:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out he's the biggest racist ...
36:00 <Bastardly_One> only learnt that after 12 yrs of knowing hi
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *him
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Sassy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why but I laughed too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not for ages though :P
37:00 <Loof> i'm not really racist
37:00 <Loof> i think dark skinned ppl are more artistic
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy is
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's into photography
37:00 <Loof> and light skinned people are more intellectual
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and was taking pics in the city today going on about the invasion of asians
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of pissed me off for some reason
38:00 <Loof> well fuck him
38:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to stab everyone to make sure they bleed red water... i dont mind what colour their skin is xD
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno, I've always been an underdog and shit like that annoys me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather mock someone for being straight out fucked in the head
38:00 <SassyMeMow> but to generalise indian men are fucking creepy
38:00 <Bastardly_One> than over their race
39:00 <Bastardly_One> different ethics
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
39:00 <SassyMeMow> esp the ones online
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just a woman to them
39:00 <SassyMeMow> wtf man
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and a white one at that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> even worse
39:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah well they smell funny SO THERE
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucked up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but to them it's normal
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why beehhh doesn't "get it"
40:00 <capacitor> capacitor
40:00 <SassyMeMow> is he indian??
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
40:00 <SassyMeMow> OH GOD
40:00 <SassyMeMow> it all makes horrible horrible sense
40:00 <Bastardly_One> or around that region
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Student is Pakistani
41:00 <Bastardly_One> still in Pakistan
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that cunt is annoying
41:00 <SassyMeMow> riiiiiiiiiiiitee
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah beehhh is Indian
41:00 <SassyMeMow> even if he wasnt 
41:00 <SassyMeMow> he is like 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he's still in Melbourne
41:00 <SassyMeMow> horror
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not in another country
41:00 <SassyMeMow> total horror
42:00 <Bastardly_One> who else can we bitch about?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
42:00 <SassyMeMow> I WANT TO GO BUY SMOKES
42:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
42:00 <Loof> do it
43:00 <SassyMeMow> im trying to quit dumbasses
43:00 <Loof> oic
43:00 <SassyMeMow> >_>
43:00 <SassyMeMow> <_<
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
43:00 <SassyMeMow> thats why i want to skin my cat
43:00 <Bastardly_One> have you spoken to MistressofMayhem?
43:00 <SassyMeMow> cunt woke me up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon her and sassy would get along great
44:00 <SassyMeMow> is she hot?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah actually
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you two kind of type alike
44:00 <Bastardly_One> to me anyway
45:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> too young for me :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> every female is
45:00 <Bastardly_One> in here anyway :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45 next b/day
46:00 <Loof> the_baron is such a cool guy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> where's he come into it?
46:00 <Loof> sorry random
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a little wanker but I like him
46:00 <xm> have you heard his call to prayer remix song
46:00 <Loof> nah
47:00 <xm> it was pretty funny
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not in a bad way ... we get along in case you've not noticed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the baron and I ... I mean
47:00 <Loof> yeah he reminds me of you b1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he is me when I was younger
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and irony?
47:00 <Loof> hehe
47:00 <Loof> irony is a bitch
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lives in the suburb of the Gold Coast
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I did at his age
47:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> same suburb
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Loof> holy fuck
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like I used to live in Burleigh Waters
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like that's where I am
48:00 <Loof> close enough to 6am, time to chop up todays rations (in my new grinder :)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how much?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> mine was a rip
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 33 at Big W
48:00 <Loof> thirty something cant remember
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sunbeam one?
49:00 <Loof> breville
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fucking expensive
49:00 <Loof> i bet my wife would like you
49:00 <xm> it's 5:49 AM melbourne time
49:00 <Loof> i can tell
49:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Loof> cause ur honest
49:00 <xm> time for the informercial talk
49:00 <Loof> tooo honest
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I am to a fault
50:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> my mouth and I need an intervention
50:00 <Bastardly_One> gets me into all sorts of shit
50:00 <SassyMeMow> when the hell do things open today
50:00 <SassyMeMow> im going to shoot these birds
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of things?
50:00 <SassyMeMow> moopasakets
51:00 <Loof> what a name
51:00 <Bastardly_One> stupourmarket is 8am - 10pm in most cases
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
51:00 <SassyMeMow> cool
51:00 <Bastardly_One> think Sunday trading
51:00 <SassyMeMow> i thought it might be a later open
51:00 <xm> get stvn to scream at them
51:00 <SassyMeMow> hahahahahahaha
51:00 <Loof> who's stvn?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think 8am
51:00 <Bastardly_One> or 10am
51:00 <SassyMeMow> screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
51:00 <SassyMeMow> hi alaska
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng is always gonna be cool to me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for being named after a They Might Be Giants song
52:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah i reckon its going to be the 10am
52:00 <Loof> i know fuck all about her
52:00 <Ana_Ng> ahoy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> g'day
53:00 <xm> Loof: some guy who's even more crazy than Pieter would you believe. he's currently doing time for budgie smuggling. that is, smuggling large quantities of cocaine without budgies causing them a painful death
53:00 <xm> within budgies*
53:00 <Loof> fuck
53:00 <Loof> glad i wasn't around for that guy
53:00 <SassyMeMow> the parrot rapist
53:00 <Loof> hate animal cruelty :(
54:00 <xm> he's got tattoos too -- carved into his flesh of []
54:00 <Loof> only sour point with asians for me
54:00 <xm> no one reaelly knows what it means
54:00 <capacitor> parrit watermelon
54:00 <capacitor> [] [] []
54:00 <capacitor> pick a box
54:00 <capacitor> they're all full of drugs
54:00 <SassyMeMow> MELONS 
54:00 <SassyMeMow> pikabox
54:00 <SassyMeMow> any box
54:00 <Bastardly_One> melons? where?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Sassy said box
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *sniggers*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what a great name for a brothel
55:00 <Loof> wow u need a root b1
55:00 <capacitor> good old stvn
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pikabox
55:00 <Loof> dikabox
55:00 <capacitor> <stvn> hello
55:00 <capacitor> <FAGGOT> IT MUST BE STVN
55:00 <capacitor> <stvn> yeah no shit faggot
56:00 <capacitor> ~typical irc conversation~
56:00 <Loof> that damiana had a reaction with my meds yesterday
56:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0804/pikachus-vagina-pikachu-pokemon-demotivational-poster-1209422788.jpg
56:00 <Loof> keyed my neighbours car :(
56:00 <SassyMeMow> pika pika
57:00 <SassyMeMow> {} {} {}
57:00 <Loof> fingers are too sweaty to handle weed
57:00 <Loof> the triclomes
57:00 <Loof> fuck
57:00 <SassyMeMow> my weed is too sweaty to finger
57:00 <Loof> doncha hate that?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think I kind of said nothing to you?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> of course synthetics are gonna fuck with you
58:00 <Loof> who?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you'd be smart enough to know that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you sunshine
58:00 <Loof> it's a herb
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's boosted
59:00 <Loof> dunno
59:00 <capacitor> [] [] [] [] [] [] []
59:00 <Loof> but i had an episode
59:00 <Bastardly_One> capacitor
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 3
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what's box 3?
59:00 <capacitor> drugs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, I thought you were just trolling last night Loof
59:00 <capacitor> what's in box 4?
59:00 <SassyMeMow> no i dont think it is Bastardly_One... i got some in a herbal mix, but thats cos i was wanting to smoke non tobacco things 
59:00 <SassyMeMow> so i tried to make some fake ciggies lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I saw Serenity snap you out of it
00:00 <capacitor> what's in box 5?  pieter's foot... wait no, drugs
00:00 <SassyMeMow> it just tastes funky
00:00 <Loof> yeah sez is great
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Sassy, Loof is experimenting with shit and weed
00:00 <Loof> so wise yet so young
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but on hardcore meds
01:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah i gathered that
01:00 <capacitor> PietersFoot, the new cryptocurrency for austnet, mine now at stratum+tcp://xm.pietersfoot:4449, a github fork written by xm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity says jump and the channel says how high
01:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
01:00 <SassyMeMow> fuck me with your garene foot
01:00 <SassyMeMow> gangrene*
01:00 <capacitor> show me ya nudes, i'll send you 41.44 pieterfeet
01:00 <SassyMeMow> {}
01:00 <capacitor> NAH FUCK OFF, I WANT 50 PIETERFEET OR GO PEDDLE YA WARES ELSEWHERE
01:00 <SassyMeMow> WOT
02:00 <SassyMeMow> YA THINK IM FUCKING STUPED
02:00 <SassyMeMow> YA DOGS
02:00 <Loof> wish i hadn't keyed that car, feel like going and apologizing and offering to pay
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you get along with them?
02:00 <Loof> me?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
02:00 <Loof> don't know them
02:00 <SassyMeMow> loooool
02:00 <SassyMeMow> hides
03:00 <Loof> bad karma is coming my way
03:00 <Loof> i better do something kind
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... well, if you feel you should then do so
03:00 <SassyMeMow> someone had a fight with my friend at some shitty party
03:00 <SassyMeMow> so we left
03:00 <SassyMeMow> and we rubbed our butts on her car
03:00 <SassyMeMow> so mature
04:00 <SassyMeMow> then i just ripped off her side mirror
04:00 <SassyMeMow> woops nice one drunk sass
04:00 <Loof> you dont want to see me drunk, i just want to fight and fuck every cunt
04:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah i dont really drink lol
04:00 <Loof> like an animal
04:00 <xm> i've optimised the algorithm using Pieter's award winning first class honours thesis at RMIT that was submitted to a prestigious journal:  Multi-modal optimization for detecting gangrene in feet -- Podiatry Today Issue IV, pg. 1-5 
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <SassyMeMow> hahaha
05:00 <SassyMeMow> is that like a pedo?
05:00 <SassyMeMow> hurrrr
05:00 <Ana_Ng> ,
05:00 <Loof> did you hear how he went to the doctors and he said they were so impressed with his surgical work on his foot that they offered him a job?
05:00 <SassyMeMow> !!!!
05:00 <SassyMeMow> no
06:00 <Loof> so funny
06:00 <Loof> the stuff he comes out with, he's like a 5 year old
06:00 <SassyMeMow> but he gets asked to do his own blood tests
06:00 <SassyMeMow> cos
06:00 <SassyMeMow> work exp @ gribbles
06:00 <Loof> thats bullshit
06:00 <SassyMeMow> ofc
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> work experience putting a needle up his arm he means
07:00 <Loof> i sooo feel like breaking into his flat with a camera and filming the joint
08:00 <Loof> to prove he's poor and unemployed
08:00 <Loof> not a millionare
08:00 <SassyMeMow> id suggest the only reason he is so fearless about spamming his addy
08:00 <xm> the great thing about the PietersFoot cryptocurrency is that with every transaction a very small fee of 0.1% goes towards landmine victims in Cambodia. let's not forget about the other piets in the world. especially the kids. dont forget the kids
08:00 <SassyMeMow> is cos its not that easy to get in the main front door
08:00 <Loof> that's ok, just wait for him
09:00 <Loof> i've kicked a cell door of it's hinges in psych ward
09:00 <Loof> i'll manage to get in
09:00 <SassyMeMow> never forget the kids
09:00 <SassyMeMow> with their sexy smooth skin
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Loof> that's so fucked
09:00 <Loof> i love it
10:00 <xm> im sure Piet's place is under police surveillance anyway. he feels ever secure knowing everything is being recorded and police are 30 seconds away. but not because he's royalty, but because they're working on a big case to bring down this drug lord
10:00 <SassyMeMow> i like the one where he got a restraining order on me
10:00 <Loof> what attracted you to him?
10:00 <shadsam> DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE WINNUKE
11:00 <shadsam> LOL
11:00 <shadsam> PIETERS A DRUG LORD
11:00 <shadsam> METH LAB
11:00 <SassyMeMow> dunno, thought it might be time to screw my life up
12:00 <SassyMeMow> im good at that sometimes
12:00 <Loof> maybe you were trying to punish yourself
12:00 <Loof> were's Bastardly_One ?
12:00 <Loof> what's Bastardly_One doing?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wanking
13:00 <Loof> hot
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, being told off for not talking in the web based place
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I do shut up sometimes you know
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was letting the rest of you type
14:00 <Loof> and it's very boring when you shutup
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm older than the rest of you
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting a bit tired I think
14:00 <Loof> i like to hear the old mans stories
14:00 <SassyMeMow> i still want a smoke
14:00 <SassyMeMow> light me a capacitor
14:00 <Bastardly_One> don't do it woman
14:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get to the supermarket
14:00 <capacitor> capacitor
14:00 <Bastardly_One> get chewing gum or some shit
15:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
15:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
15:00 <capacitor> capacitor
15:00 <SassyMeMow> is that an auto reply?
15:00 <SassyMeMow> rofl
15:00 <SassyMeMow> WHERES THE BEAR
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he might of done a family Christmas
15:00 <Loof> sassy get ecigs
15:00 <Loof> they rule
16:00 <SassyMeMow> i got some 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he was very happy on Christmas eve
16:00 <Loof> with nicotine?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet I mean
16:00 <SassyMeMow> i cant find my other cartridges
16:00 <Loof> get disposables
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apparently when going to e-cigs
16:00 <Loof> http://www.500puffs.co/index.php/buy-now
16:00 <SassyMeMow> yes ive got 50% and 100% nic liq sitting there
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's good to start with nicotine juice
16:00 <SassyMeMow> and choc and peanut butter pre mix
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do they help?
17:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to give up
17:00 <Loof> disposables are awesome
17:00 <Loof> i actually prefer ecigs
17:00 <SassyMeMow> i got annoyed with all the bits and pieces
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got COAD
17:00 <SassyMeMow> which disposables you use?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> aka emphysema
17:00 <Loof> dispostables are just one thing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
17:00 <Loof> http://www.500puffs.co/index.php/buy-now
17:00 <SassyMeMow> are yours flavoured?
17:00 <Loof> nope
18:00 <Loof> no charging, refillling
18:00 <SassyMeMow> k ill look hang on
18:00 <Loof> just chuck em out at the end of the day
18:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah i think thats what started to shit me 
18:00 <SassyMeMow> and some leak
18:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <Loof> and the batteries fuck up
18:00 <SassyMeMow> yup\
18:00 <Loof> but they're only 14mg
18:00 <SassyMeMow> and then it looks like you have a full on drug kit 
18:00 <SassyMeMow> pmsl
18:00 <Loof> yep lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Sass
19:00 <Bastardly_One> go down that page
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the lesser the mg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the more they are
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how's that work?
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> straya
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking at the 12
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's like 24
20:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to 15 for 16mg
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and less puffs
20:00 <SassyMeMow> i actually like the flavours 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember where it was
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but somewhere in the US
20:00 <Loof> cause the 16's you only get 2 instead of 6
20:00 <SassyMeMow> but you do have a point with the no leaky no refil la la la
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to outlaw them in public
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it on the news last night or the night before
21:00 <SassyMeMow> you cant smoke anywhere any more 
21:00 <Loof> evil tobacco companies
21:00 <Loof> trying to get rid of ecigs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> mayhem is right into vaping by the way
21:00 <SassyMeMow> im not surprised
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so if you want to know about e-cigs
21:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him ... he knows it all
21:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah my mate was the biggest chain smoker i knew 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and put me onto a foru
22:00 <SassyMeMow> hes a vape phreak now
22:00 <SassyMeMow> he sent me all the stuff to start
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not named George is he? :P
22:00 <SassyMeMow> and im like wtf is this mad junky kit?
22:00 <Loof> i'm stoned longer when i use my vape, but it's a hassle
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's mayhem
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <SassyMeMow> haha yeah
22:00 <Loof> not as quick a hit, but it lasts longer
22:00 <SassyMeMow> nah not george
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what was I gonna say
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the site is called
23:00 <Bastardly_One> aussievaps
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or something similar
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wish I hadn't of lost it now
23:00 <Loof> i get my new portable tomorrow :)
23:00 <Loof> vape
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gave you good sites to order from
23:00 <Bastardly_One> in China and shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just need to stop
24:00 <Loof> if they get rid of ecigs i'll just use my portable vape and tobacco
24:00 <Bastardly_One> period
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but if you think about it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I have 30 yrs
24:00 <Loof> nicotine by itself has health benifts believe it or not
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still incapacitated right?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... you might as well say dying
25:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah im on a vape forum
25:00 <Bastardly_One> right?
25:00 <SassyMeMow> i just 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to give up and move on
25:00 <SassyMeMow> lost the plot and started smoking again
25:00 <SassyMeMow> -.-
25:00 <Loof> wb fawks
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't want any of you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> to end up like me
25:00 <SassyMeMow> i can quit just about anything just like that 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> having emphysema legit
25:00 <Loof> fawks you were right about sassy
25:00 <SassyMeMow> ciggies are my one bane
25:00 <Ana_Ng> what is a health benefit of nicotine
25:00 <Loof> google it
26:00 <Loof> "nicotine health benifits"
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nictotine in pure form yes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the way it's in tobacco
26:00 <Loof> no i know
26:00 <Loof> but vaping it
26:00 <SassyMeMow> and they do nothing for you, its so stupid -.-
26:00 <Ana_Ng> why be on irc if you can't have a conversation
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah be nice Loof
26:00 <Loof> me?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you :P
26:00 <Loof> was ana talking to me?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
27:00 <fawks> I was right?
27:00 <Loof> she's cool
27:00 <Ana_Ng> you make a claim and you can't cite one example
27:00 <fawks> she is
27:00 <fawks> I just woke up
27:00 <Ana_Ng> just one!
27:00 <fawks> zzz
27:00 <fawks> had like 2 hours sleep
27:00 <Loof> i cbf googling, sorry if i offended you :(
27:00 <fawks> wah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> go back to sleep then
28:00 <xm> do you remember any dreams fawks
28:00 <xm> from that sleep
28:00 <fawks> if I could I wouldn't be here duh
28:00 <fawks> xm yeah
28:00 <fawks> oh
28:00 <fawks> I didn't dream
29:00 <Ana_Ng> .
29:00 <Loof>  Alzheimer's disease ana
29:00 <xm> hang on that's (C) fawks
29:00 <Loof> http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/drugs-alcohol/nicotine-health-benefits.htm
29:00 <Loof> what a hassle just to prove i'm not lying
29:00 <Loof> :(
29:00 <fawks> xm what??
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not saying you're lying
29:00 <xm> [03:23:21] <Ana_Ng> .
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she's kind of saying
30:00 <fawks> ah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you sounded so sure yet you can't cite any examples
30:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta admit
30:00 <Loof> cause i couldn't
30:00 <Loof> i forgot them
30:00 <Loof> just remembered they existed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a channel full of idiots who make stupid statements
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's a fair call
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so stop whining you had to prove yourself
31:00 <Loof> so was she calling me lazy, stupid or a liar? i confuse
31:00 <Ana_Ng> loof, i am sorry that having a conversation is so painful to you. i bet on a date when you are asked about your hobbies, you say, "google it"
31:00 <fawks> I fried
31:00 <capacitor> maybe you have alzheimer's from not smoking enough
31:00 <capacitor> that's why you forgot them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, grumpy pants :P
31:00 <Loof> so now i'm hopeless on dates too
31:00 <Ana_Ng> you could pull a muscle
32:00 <Loof> must be why i'm married
32:00 <xm> Ana_Ng: i bet on a date people ask if your middle name is lfisti
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that took me a sec
32:00 <Loof> ana i couldn't remember the benifits
32:00 <Loof> what do you want from me
32:00 <Loof> i just knew they existed
33:00 <Loof> surely i'd know my hobbies
33:00 <Ana_Ng> what is your point though
33:00 <Ana_Ng> heroin has benefits too
33:00 <Loof> just that it has benifits, the end
33:00 <Loof> god
34:00 <capacitor> dogged out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll explain
34:00 <Ana_Ng> are you worried that nicotine is getting a bad rap
34:00 <Loof> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Sassy, Loof and I were talking about smoking
34:00 <Loof> i coudn't care less about nicotine
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was asking about e-cigs and if they worked
35:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Loof was talking about vapourising his tobacco would be healthier as it would be a more pure form
35:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I disagree though
36:00 <Ana_Ng> do you guys get the jenny mccarthy b.s.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know who she is though
36:00 <Loof> always gotta be some cunt or bitch that spoils your high :(
36:00 <Loof> fuck irc
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not man
36:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down
37:00 <capacitor> ~loof's sensitive blog.cx~
37:00 <xm> wasnt she married to Jim Carrey
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think anyway ... I think she was just asking bluntly
37:00 <Ana_Ng> well they were together
37:00 <xm> she's getting a bit old now though
37:00 <capacitor> she's oxidising
37:00 <capacitor> soon she'll evolve into a drone
37:00 <Loof> well shes done it with me b1
37:00 <Loof> no more being nice to her
37:00 <xm> my uncle did send me naughty pictures of her nude with Santa Claus when i was still young in highschool
37:00 <Ana_Ng> she was a playboy bunny whose kid is autistic and she claimed it was from vaccines
37:00 <xm> what a great uncle
38:00 <xm> ah yeah that's right
38:00 <Bastardly_One> damn, Loof
38:00 <Loof> i'm sensitive
38:00 <Bastardly_One> know what you need my friend?
38:00 <xm> but that entire austism/vaccination conspiracy has been debunked
38:00 <Ana_Ng> yet she chain smoked and drank during her pregnancy and now is selling ecigs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a good sleep ... 10/1 you still haven't had one since yesterday
38:00 <capacitor> autism^bong
38:00 <xm> autism*
39:00 <Loof> oh god not an anti-conspiracy nazi
39:00 <Ana_Ng> in the meantime, we have a significant population of unvaccinated kids
39:00 <xm> Ana_Ng: i'd say she probably did more than that
39:00 <xm> during her pregnancy that is
39:00 <Loof> fuck i think there's less to ana than you think b1
39:00 <xm> you have kids right, Ana_Ng ?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone gets along with everyone
39:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
39:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ fuck no
40:00 <Loof> bitch on wheels, lookout world!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you still stuck in Gen X too Ana?
40:00 <Ana_Ng> no
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
40:00 <xm> then what's your concern over the vaccination of kids?
41:00 <xm> most non-parents dont care
41:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe in your world
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I scrolled
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have issues with it too man
41:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> bet ana thinks fluride is safe too
41:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> flouride
41:00 <xm> also there are dangers with vaccinations
41:00 <xm> it's just that the autism study has been discredited
41:00 <Ana_Ng> but out here we are concerned about the world beyond our navels
42:00 <Bastardly_One> there's been cases of vaccinations causing down syndrome, spina bifida, autism
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ADHD
42:00 <Bastardly_One> aspergers
42:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> so everyone disagrees with ana?
42:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact the entire autism spectrum range
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but
42:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> vaccines aree bad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the dangers are 100/1
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or more
43:00 <Ana_Ng> and the fact that vaccines have saved far more lives should be ignored because of a few hippies
43:00 <xm> It eventually unravelled for Wakefield when the paper was retracted in 2010. He was struck from the medical register for behaviour classified as dishonest, unethical and callous and the British Medical Journal accused him of deliberate fraud.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it depends on the vaccination
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you all know how the skin works?
44:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> nothing wrong with hippies ana you rancid child toucher
44:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> die
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not being smart it's part of undersanding how a vaccination works
44:00 <Bastardly_One> is why I asked
44:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know how the skin works to deal with germs or not?
44:00 <xm> then which vaccination increases the chances of a child having autism then?
44:00 <xm> you mean the cutting process alone?
44:00 <capacitor> autism^bong vaccine
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... I'll explain
45:00 <GayTreeHuggingHippyBoatPerson> plz dont
45:00 <xm> let's just see him try
45:00 <Bastardly_One> why they're kind of dangerous in some ways
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm sure you'd appreciate someone taking your profession's work over generations and tossing it aside because a bimbo heard a rumor
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the skin has layers ... colour coding the germ before it gets into the bloodstream
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so they blood cells know to fight that shit
45:00 <Loof> i liked ana better when she didn't talk
45:00 <Bastardly_One> if injected straight past it's warning system
46:00 <Ana_Ng> how about eating non-processed food and walking to school/work
46:00 <Loof> before i found out she was a redneck republican
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the body knows no different and doesn't fight the germ
46:00 <Ana_Ng> fuck you loof
46:00 <Ana_Ng> i amazed any woman can get moist around you
46:00 <xm> but these germs could easily bypass the skin's protection through the mother though when in the womb
46:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely
46:00 <Loof> you saying moist made me want to vomit slag
46:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently you can only handle brainless sycophants
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but you could also get polio from the polio vaccination due to my explanation
47:00 <Bastardly_One> BUT
47:00 <xm> therefore vaccinations should have not affect the incidence of autism 
47:00 <capacitor> loof enjoys being as emo as johninja
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the chances are high and over dramatised
47:00 <xm> no*
47:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
47:00 <niggashit> its always about sex with females isnt Ana_Ng you ugly looking skank
47:00 <Ana_Ng> that is pretty emo
47:00 <Loof> i'll never let up on you ana_ng, you're gonna cop abuse 24/7 while ur on here
47:00 <Ana_Ng> what the fuck do i care
47:00 <Loof> we'll see
48:00 <Ana_Ng> does your wife always say yes dear
48:00 <capacitor> vaccinations only contain the shell of the organism
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I see where you're coming from xm
48:00 <capacitor> infection is retardedly rare and really only if you have an immunodisorder
48:00 <Ana_Ng> obviously you cannot handle an adult conversation
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I had the research in the mental filofax
48:00 <Loof> you called me a liar!
48:00 <Loof> i was being friendly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I had this anti immunisation thrown at me before my son was born
48:00 <Ana_Ng> show me
48:00 <Ana_Ng> where i called you a liar
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and well, I learnt a lot of shocking shit
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't have that research this second
49:00 <Loof> <Ana_Ng> you make a claim and you can't cite one example
49:00 <Loof> http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/drugs-alcohol/nicotine-health-benefits.htm
49:00 <niggashit> skanks just like Ana_Ng use sex to get guys cause she has no personality what a dumbarse
50:00 <Ana_Ng> you could have said you don't remember right off
50:00 <Ana_Ng> but a link is not you citing
50:00 <Loof> but then it would have soudned like i was lying
50:00 <Loof> if i couldn't remember
50:00 <Ana_Ng> that's like me saying that rap music cures diseases
50:00 <Ana_Ng> and not being able to name one disease
51:00 <niggashit> you are a disease
51:00 <Loof> i wouldn't make you if you cbf
51:00 <Ana_Ng> you look like a chode
51:00 <Loof> why force info out of someone
51:00 <Ana_Ng> doesn't matter...you've proven that you cannot handle a conversation
51:00 <Ana_Ng> doesn't matter...you've proven that you cannot handle a conversation
51:00 <Ana_Ng> doesn't matter...you've proven that you cannot handle a conversation
52:00 <Loof> ask anyone in here if i'm cool
52:00 <Ana_Ng> make sure you have google with you always
52:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody in here is cool
52:00 <Loof> you don't know me
52:00 <Glenn> :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you do seem pissy pants today though Ana :)
52:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever
52:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch and proud of it
52:00 <Loof> hate those types
52:00 <Ana_Ng> he couldn't answer a simple q
52:00 <Loof> ask anyone in here if i'm cool
52:00 <Ana_Ng> make sure you have google with you always
52:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody in here is cool
52:00 <Loof> you don't know me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you do seem pissy pants today though Ana :)
52:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever
52:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch and proud of it
52:00 <Loof> hate those types
52:00 <Ana_Ng> he couldn't answer a simple q
52:00 <Loof> ask anyone in here if i'm cool
52:00 <Ana_Ng> make sure you have google with you always
52:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody in here is cool
52:00 <Loof> you don't know me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you do seem pissy pants today though Ana :)
52:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever
52:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch and proud of it
52:00 <Loof> hate those types
52:00 <Ana_Ng> he couldn't answer a simple q
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she isn't ... she's fine with me
53:00 <capacitor> capacitor
53:00 <Loof> cause i cbf, not that i couldn't
53:00 <capacitor> where's sass
53:00 <Ana_Ng> about his own topic
53:00 <Glenn> Couldn't, or wouldn't?
53:00 <Loof> both
53:00 <xm> Loof even walks around with Google glasses so when attractive women stop him for directions (they often do and they have an agenda ;) he can give them instructions from there to miles away
53:00 <Ana_Ng> what would have been your preferred reaction from me
53:00 <SassyMeMow> wot
53:00 <Loof> to not talk to me
53:00 <SassyMeMow> wot are we arguing now 
53:00 <capacitor> i dunno
53:00 <SassyMeMow> i took the wolf for a walk
53:00 <SassyMeMow> OKAY
53:00 <capacitor> emo poof #1 crying about attention on an irc channel to stubborn asshat #2
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she isn't ... she's fine with me
53:00 <capacitor> capacitor
53:00 <Loof> cause i cbf, not that i couldn't
53:00 <capacitor> where's sass
53:00 <Ana_Ng> about his own topic
53:00 <Loof> both
53:00 <xm> Loof even walks around with Google glasses so when attractive women stop him for directions (they often do and they have an agenda ;) he can give them instructions from there to miles away
53:00 <Ana_Ng> what would have been your preferred reaction from me
53:00 <SassyMeMow> wot
53:00 <Loof> to not talk to me
53:00 <SassyMeMow> wot are we arguing now 
53:00 <capacitor> i dunno
53:00 <SassyMeMow> i took the wolf for a walk
53:00 <SassyMeMow> OKAY
53:00 <capacitor> emo poof #1 crying about attention on an irc channel to stubborn asshat #2
53:00 <capacitor> like it really fucking matters
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she isn't ... she's fine with me
53:00 <capacitor> capacitor
53:00 <Loof> cause i cbf, not that i couldn't
53:00 <capacitor> where's sass
53:00 <Ana_Ng> about his own topic
53:00 <Loof> both
53:00 <xm> Loof even walks around with Google glasses so when attractive women stop him for directions (they often do and they have an agenda ;) he can give them instructions from there to miles away
53:00 <Ana_Ng> what would have been your preferred reaction from me
53:00 <SassyMeMow> wot
53:00 <Loof> to not talk to me
53:00 <SassyMeMow> wot are we arguing now 
53:00 <capacitor> i dunno
53:00 <SassyMeMow> i took the wolf for a walk
53:00 <SassyMeMow> OKAY
53:00 <capacitor> emo poof #1 crying about attention on an irc channel to stubborn asshat #2
53:00 <capacitor> like it really fucking matters
54:00 <capacitor> like it really fucking matters
54:00 <Ana_Ng> "WOW I THOUGHT ALL SUBSTANCES WERE GOOD OR BAD, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR POSITIVE STORY ABOUT NICOTINE"
54:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to go when its quiet
54:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
54:00 <xm> i dont get why you've latched onto this "loofy cant have a conversation" thing Ana_Ng. it's quite petty
54:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch
54:00 <Glenn> Almost breakfast time :)
54:00 <Ana_Ng> bye melbourne
54:00 <SassyMeMow> EVERYONE HAS THEIR PERIOD
54:00 <Loof> good riddence
54:00 <Loof> dog
54:00 <niggashit> good fuck off you fat gook
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you're really a bunch of shitbag crybabies
54:00 <Loof> rage
54:00 <SassyMeMow> santa makes cunts bleed
54:00 <Glenn> Stay cool Ana_Ng...
54:00 <Ana_Ng> "WOW I THOUGHT ALL SUBSTANCES WERE GOOD OR BAD, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR POSITIVE STORY ABOUT NICOTINE"
54:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to go when its quiet
54:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
54:00 <xm> i dont get why you've latched onto this "loofy cant have a conversation" thing Ana_Ng. it's quite petty
54:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch
54:00 <Ana_Ng> bye melbourne
54:00 <SassyMeMow> EVERYONE HAS THEIR PERIOD
54:00 <Loof> good riddence
54:00 <Loof> dog
54:00 <niggashit> good fuck off you fat gook
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you're really a bunch of shitbag crybabies
54:00 <Loof> rage
54:00 <SassyMeMow> santa makes cunts bleed
54:00 <Ana_Ng> "WOW I THOUGHT ALL SUBSTANCES WERE GOOD OR BAD, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR POSITIVE STORY ABOUT NICOTINE"
54:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to go when its quiet
54:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
54:00 <xm> i dont get why you've latched onto this "loofy cant have a conversation" thing Ana_Ng. it's quite petty
54:00 <Loof> she's just a bitch
54:00 <Ana_Ng> bye melbourne
54:00 <SassyMeMow> EVERYONE HAS THEIR PERIOD
54:00 <Loof> good riddence
54:00 <Loof> dog
54:00 <niggashit> good fuck off you fat gook
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you're really a bunch of shitbag crybabies
54:00 <Loof> rage
54:00 <SassyMeMow> santa makes cunts bleed
55:00 <niggashit> take ya meds Ana_Ng
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Loof> lonely bitch
55:00 <SassyMeMow> meow.
55:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
55:00 <xm> im not crying over anything Ana_Ng. im just pointing out you've got a rainman like obsession over things of trivial importance
55:00 <Loof> lol well said
55:00 <Ana_Ng> truly a sad bunch of sexless homogays
55:00 <niggashit> take ya meds Ana_Ng
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Loof> lonely bitch
55:00 <SassyMeMow> meow.
55:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
55:00 <xm> im not crying over anything Ana_Ng. im just pointing out you've got a rainman like obsession over things of trivial importance
55:00 <Loof> lol well said
55:00 <Ana_Ng> truly a sad bunch of sexless homogays
55:00 <Loof> autistic indeed
55:00 <niggashit> take ya meds Ana_Ng
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Loof> lonely bitch
55:00 <SassyMeMow> meow.
55:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
55:00 <xm> im not crying over anything Ana_Ng. im just pointing out you've got a rainman like obsession over things of trivial importance
55:00 <Loof> lol well said
55:00 <Ana_Ng> truly a sad bunch of sexless homogays
55:00 <Loof> autistic indeed
56:00 <Loof> autistic indeed
56:00 <Loof> redneck homophobic
56:00 <SassyMeMow> homogay
56:00 <Loof> thought so
56:00 <SassyMeMow> that is a double negative.
56:00 <Glenn> <*sigh*>
56:00 <SassyMeMow> you gay gay
56:00 <capacitor> homogay extraordinaire
56:00 <SassyMeMow> i thought Ana_Ng was cool and from alaska
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you couldn't find a nipple in a sea of boobs
56:00 <capacitor> no one from alaska is cool
56:00 <Loof> redneck homophobic
56:00 <SassyMeMow> homogay
56:00 <Loof> thought so
56:00 <SassyMeMow> that is a double negative.
56:00 <SassyMeMow> you gay gay
56:00 <capacitor> homogay extraordinaire
56:00 <SassyMeMow> i thought Ana_Ng was cool and from alaska
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you couldn't find a nipple in a sea of boobs
56:00 <capacitor> no one from alaska is cool
56:00 <Loof> redneck homophobic
56:00 <SassyMeMow> homogay
56:00 <Loof> thought so
56:00 <SassyMeMow> that is a double negative.
56:00 <SassyMeMow> you gay gay
56:00 <capacitor> homogay extraordinaire
56:00 <SassyMeMow> i thought Ana_Ng was cool and from alaska
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you couldn't find a nipple in a sea of boobs
56:00 <capacitor> no one from alaska is cool
57:00 <xm> good riddance to Ana_Lfisti_ng
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's weird
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
57:00 <SassyMeMow> was she a feminist?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I've spoken to her a few times
57:00 <capacitor> a feminist wouldn't use the word homogay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's never been like that ever
57:00 <Loof> i'm too hard on ppl and ur too nice b1
57:00 <SassyMeMow> i bet santa gave her periods for xmas
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <capacitor> i bet santa gave me a
57:00 <capacitor> capacitor
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh seriously she's been pretty relaxed
57:00 <xm> good riddance to Ana_Lfisti_ng
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's weird
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
57:00 <SassyMeMow> was she a feminist?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I've spoken to her a few times
57:00 <capacitor> a feminist wouldn't use the word homogay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's never been like that ever
57:00 <Loof> i'm too hard on ppl and ur too nice b1
57:00 <SassyMeMow> i bet santa gave her periods for xmas
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <capacitor> i bet santa gave me a
57:00 <capacitor> capacitor
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh seriously she's been pretty relaxed
57:00 <xm> good riddance to Ana_Lfisti_ng
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's weird
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
57:00 <SassyMeMow> was she a feminist?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I've spoken to her a few times
57:00 <capacitor> a feminist wouldn't use the word homogay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's never been like that ever
57:00 <Loof> i'm too hard on ppl and ur too nice b1
57:00 <SassyMeMow> i bet santa gave her periods for xmas
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <capacitor> i bet santa gave me a
57:00 <capacitor> capacitor
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh seriously she's been pretty relaxed
58:00 <Loof> i hope she never comes back
58:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Christmas day is shit for her
58:00 <Loof> ruined my high man
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was having a day like you last night
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
58:00 <SassyMeMow> hey capacitor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you last night?>
58:00 <capacitor> capacitor
58:00 <SassyMeMow> this is more comfy than fat people
58:00 <SassyMeMow> boobocean
58:00 <capacitor> that is the only use of fat people in society
58:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
58:00 <capacitor> for use as pillows
58:00 <capacitor> high upkeep pillows
58:00 <Loof> i hope she never comes back
58:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Christmas day is shit for her
58:00 <Loof> ruined my high man
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was having a day like you last night
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
58:00 <SassyMeMow> hey capacitor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you last night?>
58:00 <capacitor> capacitor
58:00 <SassyMeMow> this is more comfy than fat people
58:00 <SassyMeMow> boobocean
58:00 <capacitor> that is the only use of fat people in society
58:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
58:00 <capacitor> for use as pillows
58:00 <capacitor> high upkeep pillows
58:00 <Loof> i hope she never comes back
58:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe Christmas day is shit for her
58:00 <Loof> ruined my high man
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and she was having a day like you last night
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
58:00 <SassyMeMow> hey capacitor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you last night?>
58:00 <capacitor> capacitor
58:00 <SassyMeMow> this is more comfy than fat people
58:00 <SassyMeMow> boobocean
58:00 <capacitor> that is the only use of fat people in society
58:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
58:00 <capacitor> for use as pillows
58:00 <capacitor> high upkeep pillows
59:00 <Loof> she was touchy about the nicotine, obviously has a hatred for it, glad i didn't mention weed
59:00 <capacitor> i will hire some fat people for my castle for this task alone
59:00 <Loof> such a sheeple
59:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to touch up the touchy people
59:00 <Loof> had this bong in front of me for an hour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> touch up Loof then
59:00 <Loof> noooo!
59:00 <capacitor> yeah
59:00 <Loof> i'm not worthy
59:00 <capacitor> loof needs touching since his wife hasn't touched him for years
59:00 <Loof> she was touchy about the nicotine, obviously has a hatred for it, glad i didn't mention weed
59:00 <capacitor> i will hire some fat people for my castle for this task alone
59:00 <Loof> such a sheeple
59:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to touch up the touchy people
59:00 <Loof> had this bong in front of me for an hour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> touch up Loof then
59:00 <Loof> noooo!
59:00 <capacitor> yeah
59:00 <Loof> i'm not worthy
59:00 <capacitor> loof needs touching since his wife hasn't touched him for years
59:00 <Loof> she was touchy about the nicotine, obviously has a hatred for it, glad i didn't mention weed
59:00 <capacitor> i will hire some fat people for my castle for this task alone
59:00 <Loof> such a sheeple
59:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to touch up the touchy people
59:00 <Loof> had this bong in front of me for an hour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> touch up Loof then
59:00 <Loof> noooo!
59:00 <capacitor> yeah
59:00 <Loof> i'm not worthy
59:00 <capacitor> loof needs touching since his wife hasn't touched him for years
00:00 <capacitor> the frustration vent like a malignance
00:00 <SassyMeMow> well i only have to snog people
00:00 <SassyMeMow> and they cum.
00:00 <Loof> holy shit
00:00 <SassyMeMow> bahah
00:00 <capacitor> rofl
00:00 <capacitor> was that a reference to a certain story someone might have told you
00:00 <capacitor> about a person in this channel
00:00 <SassyMeMow> ;)
00:00 <capacitor> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
00:00 <Loof> if i think you were the blonde one i saw in pieter's photos ur fucking gorgeous
00:00 <capacitor> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
01:00 <niggashit> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
01:00 <capacitor> capacitor
01:00 <SassyMeMow> kekeke
01:00 <SassyMeMow> no Loof ive never been blonde
01:00 <Bastardly_One> huhuhu
01:00 <SassyMeMow> thats the second hayley
01:00 <Loof> ah
01:00 <xm> Pieter experiences such intense orgasms it drains blood from feet putting him at risk of getting gangrene
02:00 <capacitor> haly's mates
02:00 <SassyMeMow> all me mates are melons
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so basically he got gangrene from opiate abuse
02:00 <capacitor> haly#2 liked my pieter song
02:00 <Loof> after seeing the before drugs photo of pieter i no longer hate him
02:00 <SassyMeMow> she did
02:00 <SassyMeMow> rofl
02:00 <Loof> i just feel sad for him
03:00 <SassyMeMow> jeez loof
03:00 <SassyMeMow> subtle
03:00 <capacitor> now you know how i feel about every single person in this channel
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <SassyMeMow> cept me
03:00 <SassyMeMow> im famazing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I often sit her thinking ... wow, and I thought I was fucked up
03:00 <capacitor> yeah it's my fault you're here anyway
03:00 <capacitor> the guilt
03:00 <SassyMeMow> it is 
03:00 <SassyMeMow> rofl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *here thinking
04:00 <SassyMeMow> fuck that was weird.
04:00 <capacitor> the whole reason some people are here is as a form of therapy (like a certain someone whose name starts with c and ends with hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) by seeing how retarded other people are and feeling better about themselves
05:00 <capacitor> they literally cannot stand being around normal people because it makes them depressed
05:00 <SassyMeMow> c hurrrrrrrr
05:00 <capacitor> OH GOD YOU'RE SO WELL ADJUSTED AND DON'T SUFFER FROM MENTAL ILLNESSES
05:00 <SassyMeMow> CHURR
05:00 <capacitor> I CAN'T HANDLE IT
05:00 <capacitor> *cuts self*
05:00 <capacitor> *snogs and cums*
05:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
06:00 <Loof> i love the way you do that right thurr
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hide ya vag
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is on the make
06:00 <Loof> no it's lyrics
06:00 <xm> [03:56:33] <capacitor> haly#2 liked my pieter song
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
06:00 <xm> link me up
06:00 <Loof> i have no labido
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I like my retort
06:00 <capacitor> you've seen it you stuped
07:00 <Loof> that died 10 years ago
07:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah wtf
07:00 <xm> which one?
07:00 <SassyMeMow> stuped
07:00 <SassyMeMow> the rap
07:00 <capacitor> stuped hed
07:00 <capacitor> xm lost his marbles in the clinic
07:00 <xm> oh right. thought you did a new one
07:00 <capacitor> nah one was enough of a waste of time
07:00 <SassyMeMow> no i just stole the only other good ex
07:00 <SassyMeMow> she's mine now 
07:00 <Loof> wish my son would wake up, i miss him
08:00 <capacitor> is he in a coma?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed the time ... one more bong and sleep I reckon
08:00 <capacitor> yeah
08:00 <capacitor> bong breath & bo
08:00 <SassyMeMow> BO WULFE
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <capacitor> the new fragrance from the combinations of two artists
08:00 <SassyMeMow> where is my angelina mermaid
08:00 <capacitor> the two artists of scent
09:00 <capacitor> pieter and mel
09:00 <Loof> b1 do you get back pain?
09:00 <SassyMeMow> mel the most terrifying smell
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
09:00 <Loof> i noticed it past few years
09:00 <Loof> ah
09:00 <Loof> and my knees
09:00 <capacitor> mel the disgusting filthbeast
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh drink more
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not being silly
10:00 <SassyMeMow> i forgot my water today :(
10:00 <SassyMeMow> did you try it xm?
10:00 <capacitor> the scourge of filth crawling into every crevice of austnet irc channels and infecting their neckbearded, autistic hosts and operators with her maggoted vagina
10:00 <xm> i cant get over "it used to be a fucking pineapple"
10:00 <xm> im drinking now
10:00 <xm> i always have a bottle of water on this desk
10:00 <SassyMeMow> first thing after waking though
10:00 <capacitor> plooberries
10:00 <SassyMeMow> SCULL IT 
10:00 <SassyMeMow> ploooobs
11:00 <SassyMeMow> srsly no one got it 
11:00 <SassyMeMow> but ENOUGH TALK
11:00 <SassyMeMow> reminds me of this place
11:00 <SassyMeMow> so much
11:00 <SassyMeMow> HAND OVER THE GIRL OR WE TAKE HER
11:00 <SassyMeMow> WA WA WA WA 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I have noticed since my return
11:00 <capacitor> litecoin almost broke 0.03 btc
11:00 <capacitor> the chinese equation is back in force
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the need for stories off people
12:00 <Bastardly_One> like complete bullshit about themselves
12:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
12:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuugoz8e13Q
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enough Talk Remix (Mar 7, 2012) 0:53 - Category: Entertainment - 3,281 views - 16 likes (72.7%), 6 dislikes (27.3%)
12:00 <capacitor> this laptop can barely play youtube videos it's a fucking dog act
12:00 <SassyMeMow> cerulon
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think this channel used to be so random
12:00 <SassyMeMow> BARF ON IT 
13:00 <capacitor> i have to manually set 320p or it goes like 5 fps
13:00 <capacitor> the dog!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of random
13:00 <capacitor> i blame adobe putting a fat slug in the code
13:00 <Loof> yeah random autititic cunts everywhere
13:00 <SassyMeMow> jeez louise!'
13:00 <Loof> cant stick to a topic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> My drapes are that thick ... I actually have to set an alarm to know it's daylight
14:00 <xm> i think if you use Chrome it uses its own implementation to run YouTube videos
14:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
14:00 <SassyMeMow> is that thelma and louise? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
14:00 <xm> try that out instead
14:00 <Bastardly_One> total darkness for the win
14:00 <SassyMeMow> im stuck in car jump purgatory!
14:00 <capacitor> even on my i7 4770k running at 4.5ghz firefox still freezes bcause of the fucking adobe plugin
14:00 <Loof> i confuse
15:00 <SassyMeMow> the flaccid slug.
15:00 <xm> oh wait it's still flash
15:00 <capacitor> adobe can't do anything right
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this machine hates firefox too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> only since I installed chrome
15:00 <SassyMeMow> Loof: you should watch jiz on youtube
16:00 <SassyMeMow> they have cool songs
16:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor is uncool, and wont sing with me
16:00 <capacitor> capacitor
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a gaylord
16:00 <SassyMeMow> one you're a jiz whore you're neva tha saaaaaaaaame!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> tiny little diode
16:00 <xm> condensor
16:00 <SassyMeMow> HOMOGAYS
17:00 <capacitor> you like really dumb videos half the time
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <SassyMeMow> oh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna have to use that guys
17:00 <SassyMeMow> mememememememememememememe
17:00 <Bastardly_One> randomly
17:00 <SassyMeMow> ROOLY?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> HOMOGAYS!
17:00 <capacitor> are you kidding
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <capacitor> the mememememememe video was excellent
17:00 <Loof> she was such a tare
17:00 <Loof> tard
17:00 <SassyMeMow> so is jiz
17:00 <SassyMeMow> ya fuk.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for a while the rest of the channel will be like
17:00 <capacitor> NO
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
17:00 <capacitor> get out of moscow you filthnugget
17:00 <SassyMeMow> NIMROD
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but lets see if we can make it catch on
17:00 <Bastardly_One> HOMOGAYS
18:00 <SassyMeMow> lesbodykes!
18:00 <Loof> FUCk THIS UR ALL HOMOGAYS
18:00 <Loof> i'm outta here
18:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you are but what am I?
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jiz - Break Like a Hymen (May 12, 2013) 7:12 - Category: Comedy - 61,298 views - 1,063 likes (98.8%), 13 dislikes (1.2%)
20:00 <capacitor> capacitor.com/haly/christinas_box/dogact.dll
20:00 <Loof> i'm gonna be all depressed when Bastardly_One goes :(
20:00 <Loof> and sassy :(
20:00 <Loof> and xm :(
20:00 <Loof> i love you guys
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to in a min
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fading bigtime
20:00 <Loof> kk man
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I get your mood
21:00 <Loof> i have no family/friends
21:00 <Loof> i get lonely
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I totally get it
21:00 <Loof> :)
21:00 <SassyMeMow> YOU DRIED UP TUBE OF CUNTPASTE!
21:00 <Loof> LOL!
21:00 <SassyMeMow> <3 <3 jizzzzzzzz whoooooooores
21:00 <Loof> i gotta use that
21:00 <SassyMeMow> WATCH MY LINK
22:00 <SassyMeMow> FUCK
22:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jiz - Break Like a Hymen (May 12, 2013) 7:12 - Category: Comedy - 61,298 views - 1,063 likes (98.8%), 13 dislikes (1.2%)
22:00 <Loof> SassyMeMow> YOU DRIED UP TUBE OF CUNTPASTE! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <SassyMeMow> dont haaaate a bullllldyyyyke
22:00 <Loof> omg tears
22:00 <SassyMeMow> jjust cos theyre uuuuuuuuuugly
22:00 <capacitor> did you watch that show i told you to watch
22:00 <capacitor> with janeway
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ok boys n girls
22:00 <capacitor> bulldykes in bars
22:00 <SassyMeMow> ah nah not yet
22:00 <SassyMeMow> rofl
22:00 <Bastardly_One> until later today *tips the hat*
22:00 <capacitor> it's totally your style of show
22:00 <Loof> have a good sleep b1
22:00 <capacitor> ya dog
23:00 <Bastardly_One> time for this old bastard to call it a morning
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I will Loof
23:00 <capacitor> take your fedora with you
23:00 <SassyMeMow> was the the new black?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> like the dead
23:00 <SassyMeMow> was that*
23:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked capacitor :D
23:00 <capacitor> capacitor
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta Sass
23:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof
23:00 <SassyMeMow> toodles 
23:00 <Loof> cya mate
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what out for a red
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't use it now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's for future reference if ya need a chat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but right now I'd hang up on ya
24:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
24:00 <SassyMeMow> IF YOU THINK YOU CAN COME AT ME bitch u gunna be sorrryyyyyyyyy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and done
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you better not make me regret that Loof :D
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <SassyMeMow> my eyeballs hurt
26:00 <SassyMeMow> with tired
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My right one does a bit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm gonna go to sleep too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> got a pain in it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> after yet another bong
26:00 <Bastardly_One> see what you kids make me do?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
27:00 <Bastardly_One> got it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
27:00 <capacitor> shorn's outpost
27:00 <Loof> :)
28:00 <Loof> same bong and bed
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Thunder Bastard is GO!
29:00 <SassyMeMow> my last egg just dropped yesterday.
30:00 <xm> dont worry you'll lay a few more today
30:00 <SassyMeMow> will they look like baby jesus?
31:00 <Loof> holy shit fawks hasn't slept for days :(
31:00 <Loof> hope she'll be ok and it wont effect her studies
31:00 <fawks> ugh yes I have
31:00 <fawks> I told you I caught up on sleep yesterday 
31:00 <SassyMeMow> i die without my ugly sleep
31:00 <Loof> cool
31:00 <fawks> ..
31:00 <fawks> Jesus 
31:00 <Loof> sorry my memory
32:00 <Loof> is fucked
32:00 <SassyMeMow> Jesus was an egg.
32:00 <SassyMeMow> xD
32:00 <SassyMeMow> im still laughing about that
32:00 <xm> SassyMeMow: you're going to lay 13 eggs today. they'll all be roosters with one looking like jesus and the rest being his apostles following him everywhere in your backyard
32:00 <SassyMeMow> cock a doodle hooooooo
33:00 <SassyMeMow> :>
34:00 <SassyMeMow> fawks are you still awake?
35:00 <SassyMeMow> she's dozing i bet
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> cute
36:00 <fawks> lim here I just got my breakfast. 
36:00 <SassyMeMow> my beasts woke me 
36:00 <SassyMeMow> after like 3 hrs sleep :/
36:00 <SassyMeMow> ;(
37:00 <fawks> cook them for dinner 
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <SassyMeMow> i wanted to
37:00 <SassyMeMow> xm lifelined me 
37:00 <SassyMeMow> he said i would regret it 
37:00 <SassyMeMow> -.-
37:00 <fawks> I stayed up heaps late listening to a lecture
37:00 <fawks> it goes for a fuckinf hour
37:00 <fawks> I'm only 30 mins in
37:00 <SassyMeMow> now ive got tired eyeballs pain
38:00 <fawks> taking notes
38:00 <fawks> then I was likefuck this I need slepz
38:00 <Loof> yeah sass i have brain pains too
38:00 <SassyMeMow> and im cranky and i want to smoke
38:00 <Loof> just have one
38:00 <SassyMeMow> grumblegrumble
38:00 <SassyMeMow> i dont have any
38:00 <Loof> :(
38:00 <Loof> damn
39:00 <Loof> how about i just let you use me as a punching bag? will that help?
39:00 <SassyMeMow> gosh im glad i dont have to listen to lectures
39:00 <SassyMeMow> have you got cereal AGAIN fawks?
40:00 <SassyMeMow> someone make me breakfast
40:00 <faux> what do you mean again
40:00 <faux> i eat cereal every dy
40:00 <faux> with fruit
40:00 <faux> so yes again
40:00 <SassyMeMow> lolol
40:00 <xm> fawks> I stayed up heaps late listening to a lecture <--- ive got a tip for you. if you want to re-listen to a lecture but find the same voice getting boring try using plugins to alter it and make it sound like mickey mouse, a robot, pirate or whatever
40:00 <fawks> why would I re listen
40:00 <Loof> what software does that xm?
40:00 <fawks> I listen and take notes once 
40:00 <xm> i used to do that a lot
40:00 <Loof> i need it
41:00 <fawks> then I just read through my notes
41:00 <fawks> I also take screen shots of the lecture
41:00 <xm> streaming video?
41:00 <xm> or slides?
41:00 <fawks> to add to my notes 
41:00 <fawks> I use oneNote
41:00 <fawks> I download it
41:00 <Loof> use google drive
41:00 <fawks> it's like a powerpoint
42:00 <fawks> for my first two units I hand wrote noted in a book
42:00 <fawks> this unit I been using onenote
42:00 <xm> Loof: i was kidding. but im sure they exist somewhere as plugins. i have seen programs ages ago that did text-to-speech with funny voice options
42:00 <fawks> I love it
42:00 <Loof> google slides
42:00 <fawks> it syncs to sky drive 
42:00 <Loof> cool
42:00 <Loof> except its microsoft
43:00 <fawks> so?
43:00 <fawks> I pay them $12 a month for a subscription 
43:00 <fawks> to word etc
43:00 <SassyMeMow> microsoftcocks
43:00 <fawks> I may ad well use it
43:00 <Loof> google is free
43:00 <Loof> and has word processor, spreadsheets and powerpoint
43:00 <SassyMeMow> crack it 
44:00 <SassyMeMow> just crack it 
44:00 <xm> whip it
44:00 <fawks> sas. you're being Steven again
44:00 <xm> whip it good
44:00 <SassyMeMow> crack it gud
44:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <SassyMeMow> im tired lol
44:00 <xm> stvn is a virus
44:00 <xm> he's infected our minds
44:00 <fawks> loof what's the google equivalent of one note?
44:00 <xm> i need a cure
44:00 <Loof> dunno
44:00 <SassyMeMow> i think stvn is being me 
44:00 <xm> i should have been vaccinated
44:00 <fawks> .
44:00 <xm> but then i would have had autism
44:00 <fawks> well that's not helpful
45:00 <Loof> i just do my notes in the word processor
45:00 <Loof> whats the benifit of onenote?
45:00 <fawks> it's like a notebook
45:00 <fawks> you have tabs
45:00 <fawks> you cn concert to doc
45:00 <SassyMeMow> but xm knew what i was singing ;(
45:00 <fawks> add pages 
45:00 <fawks> etc
45:00 <Loof> i learn a lot from you
46:00 <SassyMeMow> WHEN WILL LE SHOPPES OPEEEEEENNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnn
46:00 <Loof> she's like half my age and twice as wise
46:00 <Loof> amazing
46:00 <SassyMeMow> Famamzing.
46:00 <faux> shut up
46:00 <faux> LOL famazing
46:00 <faux> lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
46:00 <faux> evryone was so confused
46:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <SassyMeMow> i just didnt get nest lol
47:00 <faux> lecturere started talking about 
47:00 <faux> RSS
47:00 <faux> but then i went to sleep
47:00 <faux> so today i will finally find out wtf it is
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <SassyMeMow> oh
47:00 <SassyMeMow> i was about to ask
47:00 <faux> 	- RSS = Really Simple Syndication
47:00 <SassyMeMow> wtf is RSS
47:00 <faux> or something
47:00 <SassyMeMow> Really Stupid Socks
47:00 <faux> does this kid have downs
47:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1422604264642757&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
47:00 <faux> or am i just mean
48:00 <faux> :S
48:00 <Loof> awww he's cute
48:00 <SassyMeMow> nah thats downs
48:00 <capacitor> capacitor
48:00 <faux> tchocalet
48:00 <SassyMeMow> but yes 
48:00 <SassyMeMow> you are mean as fuck
48:00 <faux> why
48:00 <Loof> it's not downs
48:00 <faux> hello stevens clone
48:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
49:00 <faux> aka capacitor
49:00 <capacitor> <FAGGOT>
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <Loof> steven, mels steven?
49:00 <faux> since when is he mels
49:00 <SassyMeMow> mel owns a steven?
49:00 <Loof> she fucked a steven
49:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
49:00 <SassyMeMow> ROFL
49:00 <faux> doesnt make him hers
49:00 <faux> poor st ve
49:00 <Loof> symantics
49:00 <capacitor> steven got washed away by mel's torrential vagina
49:00 <faux> semantics*
49:00 <Loof> ty
50:00 <SassyMeMow> the syms
50:00 <capacitor> the syms 3
50:00 <xm> if two downies had babies would they make super downies
50:00 <faux> omg
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Loof> anyway is it the same steven?
50:00 <faux> capacitor isnt steven
51:00 <faux> hes just a wannabe
51:00 <capacitor> <FAGGOT> is it steven?
51:00 <SassyMeMow> why do you say its not downs Loof?
51:00 <faux> they share a special romance
51:00 <Loof> i saw a downy scratching her downy bf's butt at the train station
51:00 <SassyMeMow> rofl
51:00 <faux> LOL
51:00 <SassyMeMow> THEY WOULD MAKE 
51:00 <SassyMeMow> UPPIES
51:00 <faux> butt scratchin downies
51:00 <SassyMeMow> supa downs = upps
51:00 <faux> omg we're all goin to hell.
51:00 <faux> brrrrrrrrrrr
52:00 <faux> its cold
52:00 <Loof> downies wont be around soon
52:00 <Loof> they can detect and abort now
52:00 <SassyMeMow> ha
52:00 <SassyMeMow> if only that stopped it Loof
52:00 <Loof> yeah true
52:00 <SassyMeMow> its been detectable in utero for some time now...
52:00 <capacitor> with a bit of surgery you can remove that pesky extra chromosome
52:00 <Loof> oic
53:00 <capacitor> just cut it off with a knife
53:00 <SassyMeMow> LOL
53:00 <faux> how much less is their life expectancy
53:00 <SassyMeMow> IM HIIIIIIIIIII ON ...... CHROMOSOMES
53:00 <xm> SassyMeMow: like if you go too far south at the south pole you end up north?
53:00 <Loof> LOL!
53:00 <capacitor> you might end up like traumapony
53:00 <faux> shes issing mre than chromosomes
53:00 <SassyMeMow> xm: dont argue, im kristy and im god and i can do maths.
53:00 <faux> male genitalia 
54:00 <capacitor> hoos haly?
54:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1422578234645360&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
54:00 <xm> SassyMeMow: i didnt know you were a chick ;)
54:00 <xm> ...certainly changes things
54:00 <xm> interesting
55:00 <Loof> xm did i threaten to bash you when you didn't believe me i was in psych ward?
55:00 <xm> no, you just acted more depressed and kept trying to prove that you were there
55:00 <Loof> k cool
55:00 <Loof> phew
55:00 <xm> i was actually being the prick
55:00 <Loof> sorry if i said any fucked shit to you
55:00 <xm> and i believe i stopped abusing you after that
55:00 <SassyMeMow> ill bash ya
56:00 <Loof> nah i was being a total chris
56:00 <faux> why does american food always look like shit on a plate
56:00 <Loof> i deserved it
56:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1524786_10151899999583655_2080034638_n.jpg
56:00 <faux> how is that appealing
56:00 <SassyMeMow> i would still eat that
56:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1463983_10151890477873655_1358993588_n.jpg
56:00 <SassyMeMow> :S
56:00 <Loof> same
56:00 <faux> .
56:00 <Loof> i love junkfood
57:00 <Loof> the plasticy the better
57:00 <faux> im not saying it wont taste good
57:00 <faux> it just always looks disgusting
57:00 <xm> it looks kinda ikea-ish
57:00 <faux> like this
57:00 <SassyMeMow> yeah
57:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1475775_10151849840378655_1313106655_n.jpg
57:00 <faux> its just burnt and ddep fried
57:00 <faux> theres no appeal
57:00 <SassyMeMow> it does appear kind of 
57:00 <SassyMeMow> sploogey
57:00 <faux> its all dry https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1461011_10151845291853655_305193443_n.jpg
57:00 <SassyMeMow> and grey like brain matter
57:00 <xm> curly fries
57:00 <xm> my favourite
57:00 <SassyMeMow> HEY
57:00 <SassyMeMow> IVE BEEN SUCKED IN
58:00 <SassyMeMow> by an infomercial
58:00 <SassyMeMow> -.-
58:00 <SassyMeMow> there is something on one 
58:00 <faux> i thikn theyre onion rings
58:00 <SassyMeMow> that i want
58:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1456002_10151786498158655_1950608056_n.jpg
58:00 <SassyMeMow> SOMEONE BUY ME A NUTRI BULLET
58:00 <xm> i wasnt sure if they were onion rings either
58:00 <SassyMeMow> ok thnx
58:00 <SassyMeMow> nutra?
58:00 <SassyMeMow> shrug
58:00 <xm> also im officially over burgers now
59:00 <faux> omg
59:00 <faux> donut cheeseburger https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1384068_10151739847643655_1887798659_n.jpg
59:00 <faux> seriously why
00:00 <xm> The study found that of the 82 most commonly used 
00:00 <xm> phrases for private interaction requests on IRC:
00:00 <xm>  three percent were phrases targeting females 
00:00 <xm> such as any females and any ladies
00:00 <xm>  one percent were phrases targeting males such 
00:00 <xm> as any hot guys and any sexy guys
00:00 <xm>  six percent were communication request phrases 
00:00 <xm> such as Wanna chat?
00:00 <SassyMeMow> oh my
00:00 <xm> site:aic.gov.au austnet
00:00 <xm> type that in google
01:00 <SassyMeMow> what happened to
01:00 <SassyMeMow> a s l
01:00 <SassyMeMow> and why does that go 3% 1% 6%
01:00 <SassyMeMow> >.<
03:00 <SassyMeMow> ouch my eyeballs
03:00 <capacitor> 317% simply said 'bong'
03:00 <SassyMeMow> there are birds stomping on the roof
04:00 <SassyMeMow> gnob
04:00 <shadsam> xm:27 gay
04:00 <SassyMeMow> gnomes gnobs
04:00 <xm> shadsam: you're 27 and gay?
05:00 <xm> a bit too old for me
05:00 <xm> im not gay too
05:00 <xm> but i wouldnt rule out being friends
05:00 <shadsam> you said u were
05:00 <xm> in the case i get called homophobic i can use you as evidence
05:00 <shadsam> lol
06:00 <shadsam> cuppa
06:00 <shadsam> boxing day is it
07:00 <SassyMeMow> xm is a homogay
08:00 <SassyMeMow> he is so gayhomo that he turned hetro
09:00 <xm> you're kristy. mathematical goddess. i can not turn your arguments invalid
10:00 <SassyMeMow> i think i spelled her name wrong 
10:00 <SassyMeMow> christi meth?
10:00 <SassyMeMow> or kristi
10:00 <SassyMeMow> i forget
11:00 <SassyMeMow> I AM GOD
12:00 <xm> it doesnt matter. you can use your omnipotence to go back in time and change the name on her birth certificate
13:00 <capacitor> blast15
14:00 <SassyMeMow> oh ofc
14:00 <SassyMeMow> woohoo
14:00 <SassyMeMow> im going to the supermarket
14:00 <SassyMeMow> then i might fall over 
15:00 <Loof> xm you think it is true that your complete being (your body and mind) can be defined by one single HUMONGOUS number?
16:00 <Loof> the data that is your atomic makeup
16:00 <Loof> in one number?
25:00 <xm> not the mind no
25:00 <xm> body yes
26:00 <xm> because the physical world is discrete -- the only limitation is if the universe has the capacity of storing such a number for such a body
29:00 <Loof> quantum computing?
29:00 <Loof> it facsinates me, spent all night youtubing it
35:00 <xm> anyway it's a bit like how all the information to create a human is encoded in DNA
36:00 <xm> and DNA in turn can be represented in binary form internally on a computer (as is done today)
36:00 <xm> well not "DNA"
36:00 <xm> but look at the human genome project
36:00 <Loof> heard of it, don't know what it is
37:00 <Loof> sounds like something that could keep me up for another 24 hours though on youtube lol
37:00 <xm> what im trying to say is that is that it's possible to represent biological information in data form that can be stored digitally
37:00 <Loof> but wouldn't a quantum computer shit all over an organic computer?
37:00 <xm> and think of that entire "file" as the one number you spoke of -- sor tof
37:00 <Loof> biological not organic
38:00 <Loof> i heard it can computer ever atom in the universe with just 300 qubits
38:00 <Loof> every
38:00 <xm> well a quantum computer would always perform faster
38:00 <xm> our neurons only work at a rate less than 100Hz for instance
39:00 <xm> but it seems fast because of the way they're all connected together
39:00 <Loof> how did u get so smart?
39:00 <Loof> seriously?
39:00 <xm> because artificial engineering is taught in computer systems engineering, which i did
39:00 <xm> artificial intelligence*
39:00 <Loof> ah oic
39:00 <Loof> cool as
39:00 <Loof> if i had high school maths i would have done science
40:00 <Loof> programming i can handle
40:00 <xm> also do you ever wonder why there's so much water in our brains?
40:00 <Loof> but comp science i'm going to struggle in feb
40:00 <xm> it's because it'd overheat if it'd didnt
40:00 <xm> nature's CPU cooling liquid!
41:00 <Loof> nice
41:00 <Loof> yeah any energy at all causes heat
41:00 <Loof> any movement
41:00 <Loof> if we weren't liquid we'd fry
42:00 <Loof> i see
42:00 <Loof> wish i had maths
42:00 <Loof> would love physics
42:00 <Loof> or chemistry
42:00 <xm> i hated maths when i was younger
42:00 <Loof> so did i
42:00 <Loof> but now i appreciate it
42:00 <xm> actually i ended hating everything in school
42:00 <Loof> now i see the beauty of maths
42:00 <xm> i only did engineering because i copied a friend's uni preferences
42:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <xm> i was a bit lost
43:00 <Loof> engineering would be awesome
43:00 <xm> all i called about was the internet and music
43:00 <xm> cared*
43:00 <xm> engineering didnt turn out to be that bad but i never studied properly. it's a regret of mine
43:00 <xm> i havent retained that much
43:00 <Loof> always time
44:00 <xm> i only remember the artificial intelligence stuff as that was something i could relate to and was mildly interesting
44:00 <Loof> did your parents love you?
44:00 <xm> unlike "useless" maths that was a bit abstract 
44:00 <xm> yes
45:00 <xm> although they could have done a better job of showing it
45:00 <Loof> so did my mother, but she was just hopeless
45:00 <xm> i just become a slut during highschool to get that validation
45:00 <xm> a slut to my computer that is
45:00 <xm> spending my time coding, writing music, going on the internet, sometimes  playing games
45:00 <capacitor> for our artificial intelligence we wrote a faggot using A* to get out of a maze
46:00 <Loof> did you see my salad bar design?
46:00 <xm> no?
46:00 <Loof> http://pjg.mobi/emiliecooks/
47:00 <Loof> doing it for free for some chick for references/experience
47:00 <Loof> haven't done the php/mysql/javascript yet
48:00 <xm> oh yeah i have seen it
48:00 <xm> looks good
48:00 <Loof> cheers bro
48:00 <xm> where'd the photos come from
48:00 <SassyMeMow> dawkins genome 
48:00 <Loof> just google
48:00 <faux> the sides of that website paralysed my eyeballs
48:00 <SassyMeMow> if he smoked he would get lung caner
49:00 <Loof> she's hiring a photographer soon
49:00 <Loof> i know faux it's aweful but she likes it
50:00 <Loof> she'd better it's for free damnit!
50:00 <Loof> hehe zac is listening to rap and watching monster trucks on youtube
50:00 <Loof> trailer trash in the making
50:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151770192761767&set=vb.292636271766&type=2&theater
51:00 <SassyMeMow> i like to fall asleep listening to this 
51:00 <SassyMeMow> i have no idea why but i love it 
51:00 <SassyMeMow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1APOxsp1VFw
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Dawkins: Why the universe seems so strange (Jan 16, 2007) 22:43 - Category: Science and Technology - 833,546 views - 8,154 likes (96.3%), 317 dislikes (3.7%)
51:00 <Loof> oh god i'm too sleepy for awesome intersting stuff
52:00 <Loof> if i watch that it will lead to me wanting to watch other related vidoes
52:00 <Loof> and there goes 24 hours lol
52:00 <SassyMeMow> if you think you understand quantum theory, then you dont understand quantum theory.
52:00 <SassyMeMow> dawkins <3 the word smith
53:00 <Loof> no matter how many times i put zac in the cot for hitting, he keeps doing it
54:00 <Loof> maybe he's retarded
54:00 <Loof> :(
54:00 <SassyMeMow> is that the current treatment  for bad behaviour?
55:00 <Loof> well i've bored fawks off to sleep
55:00 <Loof> fuck my brain
55:00 <SassyMeMow> listen to that link Loof
55:00 <Loof> still there xm?
55:00 <SassyMeMow> its ace
56:00 <xm> im enjoying my hallucinations triggered by the sides of your website and my lack of sleep
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <faux> im not asleep ffs
57:00 <Loof> is it really that bad xm?
57:00 <Loof> maybe i should say something
57:00 <faux> the sides are a mind uck
57:00 <faux> fuck
57:00 <Loof> hmm mind fuck
57:00 <faux> they sriously made me blind
57:00 <Loof> that doesn't sound good for business
57:00 <xm> i didnt notice it at first because of my distance from the screen (i use two monitors and the web one is on a distant weird angle)
58:00 <SassyMeMow> STUBBLEBINE
58:00 <xm> i just looked at the centre of the food images
58:00 <faux> but then i pointed it out and made everyone blind
58:00 <faux> my bad.
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <SassyMeMow> yes
58:00 <Loof> no it's good you did, well for me
58:00 <shadsam> LOOF IS WOOLIES OPEN
58:00 <Loof> dunno we dont have woolies in melb
58:00 <Loof> we have safeway
58:00 <shadsam> K BRO
58:00 <Loof> :)
59:00 <xm> i worked with web designers though and they never use line patterns like that
59:00 <SassyMeMow> i just went to coles
59:00 <shadsam> OPEN 
59:00 <Loof> if i had my way i'd have a fullscreen background image
59:00 <Loof> see that these days
59:00 <shadsam> OPEN SASSY
00:00 <faux> WELL OBVIOUSLY ITS FUCKING OPEN SHE DIDNT JUST GO THERE AD STAND OUTSIDE
00:00 <shadsam> LOL
00:00 <Loof> xm design is my weekness
00:00 <Loof> what should i have instead of the pattern?
00:00 <shadsam> GUNNA GET SOME PRAWNZ
00:00 <Loof> weakness
00:00 <faux> also you dont need to be a web designer to know that aesthetically you will have no corneas if you stare at that website long enough
00:00 <xm> lol
00:00 <georgeandwell> Niggers
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <xm> dont worry Loof im not good at design either
00:00 <SassyMeMow> lol the retina blaster
00:00 <xm> that's why i did dev work
00:00 <faux> maybe use a pattern with wider lines
01:00 <faux> further the lines apart
01:00 <SassyMeMow> simpler
01:00 <Loof> i'm left brained
01:00 <georgeandwell> Web design is annoyinf
01:00 <Loof> but xm said patterns are passe
01:00 <SassyMeMow> heroin is passe
01:00 <georgeandwell> Most over rated bullshit
01:00 <xm> no, just the websites ive always seen they make at work never had lines like that
01:00 <xm> it doesnt mean it's wrong
01:00 <xm> but we did a lot of corporate stuff
01:00 <Loof> ah
02:00 <Loof> that would be cool
02:00 <xm> there's a whole heap of things to look into
02:00 <xm> i can send you a book some time if you want
02:00 <Loof> i know design is sooo hard
02:00 <Loof> i'm trying to find someone
02:00 <xm> Dont Make Me Think
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <xm> is like the best book on usability/design for users
02:00 <georgeandwell> R u a web designer
02:00 <SassyMeMow> i cant make a site either 
03:00 <SassyMeMow> but those lines do distract from the content
03:00 <SassyMeMow> but if she wants them.... welll...
03:00 <Loof> my melbourebucks website looks so 2004
03:00 <Loof> but he likes it
03:00 <Loof> cause it works
03:00 <Loof> love php
04:00 <xm> but one of the things is if they want it that way then let them have it that way
04:00 <Loof> yeah hehe
04:00 <Loof> she loves it
04:00 <Loof> i hate it
04:00 <xm> make a suggestion but if they dont care
04:00 <xm> dont bother
04:00 <xm> especially if they arent paying
04:00 <georgeandwell> I love pcp
04:00 <Loof> yeah
04:00 <SassyMeMow> but tell her that faux and i like salad
04:00 <SassyMeMow> but that border is scary
05:00 <SassyMeMow> and then sing
05:00 <shadsam> FAUX HOWS UR BEARD
05:00 <SassyMeMow> YOU DONT WIN FRIENDS WITH SAAAALLAAAAAAD
05:00 <xm> also the header at the top could do with an image
05:00 <Loof> maybe a logo?
06:00 <SassyMeMow> is shadsam's caps lock stuck
06:00 <SassyMeMow> capacitor
06:00 <xm> dont know if she's gotten onto the branding stage yet Loof 
06:00 <shadsam> no
06:00 <SassyMeMow> NO
06:00 <Loof> she's done nothing
06:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana get together and do what comes naturally
06:00 <xm> she mgiht not even need a logo
06:00 <Loof> she's a total noob
06:00 <SassyMeMow> logo
07:00 <Loof> just knows how to make salads
07:00 <faux> emilie cooks
07:00 <faux> saladas off googl
07:00 <faux> e
07:00 <SassyMeMow> you dont cook salad
07:00 <SassyMeMow> -.-
07:00 <Loof> emil"ie" notice
07:00 <shadsam> salads
07:00 <faux> its her surname you mong
08:00 <georgeandwell> any girls hornet
08:00 <SassyMeMow> im so hornet
08:00 <georgeandwell> damn autocorrector!!!!
08:00 <georgeandwell> looking for hornet female
08:00 <SassyMeMow> whorenet
09:00 <xm> Loof: if you want to know how everyone does it -- they just browse for sites in the same category for inspiration
09:00 <georgeandwell> whoreny
09:00 <SassyMeMow> lol
09:00 <SassyMeMow> view source
09:00 <SassyMeMow> ty
09:00 <Loof> yeah all i need is someone to pick out websites i should copy and im fine
09:00 <Loof> but i find that hard
09:00 <georgeandwell> true source
09:00 <Loof> to pick them
09:00 <SassyMeMow> sauce
09:00 <Loof> what suits their business
10:00 <Loof> very difficult
10:00 <SassyMeMow> look at sumo salad
10:00 <Loof> need marketing degree or some shit
10:00 <georgeandwell> fucj i hate IT made up words like true source that has no semantic meaning
10:00 <SassyMeMow> shut up georgenotwell
11:00 <georgeandwell> fucj u asswiper
11:00 <SassyMeMow> yea yea fudge you too
11:00 <georgeandwell> suck my dick bitxh
11:00 <SassyMeMow> just shush
11:00 <shadsam> FAUX U FUCKIN ARAB CUNT EAT MY SHITTER
11:00 <classy_biatchhh> lolsssss
11:00 <shadsam> LOL
12:00 <georgeandwell> i cant help it that ur brain is made of diareah
12:00 <SassyMeMow> right, cutting
12:00 <shadsam> WB ARAB DOG
12:00 <georgeandwell> r u self cutting
13:00 <georgeandwell> ok cunce im gonna play some online pool
13:00 <georgeandwell> on my iphone
13:00 <SassyMeMow> arabian dogs are cool
13:00 <shadsam> lol
13:00 <xm> i better leave this channel as im highly suggestive from not sleeping yet. i dont want shadam's perverted thoughts to invade my dreams and give me nightmares. nite people. x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x
14:00 <fawks> night xm
14:00 <SassyMeMow> IM JUST GUNNA GO OVER HERE NOW 
14:00 <fawks> I wanna go back to sleep to
14:00 <fawks> I'm a grumpy cunt this morning 
14:00 <SassyMeMow> night homogay
14:00 <fawks> I wanna bash some skulls in
15:00 <SassyMeMow> start with georgeandwell
15:00 <SassyMeMow> pls
15:00 <fawks> lol
15:00 <SassyMeMow> im not really awake
15:00 <SassyMeMow> i keep hoping ill pass out soon 
15:00 <fawks> why don't you go back to sleep
16:00 <SassyMeMow> i try
16:00 <shadsam> EAT A COCK
16:00 <SassyMeMow> yes a good cock always helps me sleep
16:00 <shadsam> NICE
16:00 <fawks> shadsam do you not get enough attention from your parole officer 
17:00 <shadsam> NOT ON PAROLE MONG
17:00 <shadsam> LOL
17:00 <shadsam> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
17:00 <fawks> how did it feel to turn 45
17:00 <fawks> ?
17:00 <SassyMeMow> lol now i really want to go back to sleep
18:00 <shadsam> IM 29
18:00 <fawks> what's the weather like sas
18:00 <shadsam> U MISINFORMED SPASTIK
18:00 <SassyMeMow> overcast 
18:00 <shadsam> * Updated ignore switches for *!*[email protected]
18:00 <shadsam> -
18:00 <Loof> night xm, hope to see you again soon
18:00 <SassyMeMow> mild
18:00 <fawks> shh shads you might lose some more teeth 
18:00 <shadsam> * Updated ignore switches for *!*[email protected]
19:00 <fawks> lmao
19:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:00 <fawks> baby
19:00 <fawks> big bany
19:00 <fawks> baby*
21:00 <Loof> man pip plays shit music
21:00 <fawks> he loves pop
21:00 <fawks> lol
26:00 <shadsam> FENNEC FARTER
35:00 <spence> Good morning 
36:00 <shadsam> hi
37:00 <shadsam> hugnslppp
37:00 <shadsam> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
38:00 <shadsam> happy xsy
39:00 <shadsam> j/oin #sex
39:00 <faux> lolol loser
40:00 <spence> Lol 
40:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllll
41:00 <shadsam> pipe
41:00 <shadsam> o,o
42:00 <spence> Crackpipe 
42:00 <shadsam> sweet puff
43:00 <spence> Shithouse
43:00 <shadsam> lol
44:00 <shadsam> 09:40. spence Shithouse
45:00 <shadsam> lmao
46:00 <spence> Why u laughing 
50:00 <spence> Fuck the nutri bullet :l
54:00 <spence> Ooh sissy Dong waah!!
58:00 <Kelevra> [07:49:16] <Loof> steven, mels steven?
58:00 <Kelevra> [07:49:22] <faux> since when is he mels
58:00 <Kelevra> [07:49:24] <faux> lmao
58:00 <Kelevra> wtf..
59:00 <shadsam> lold dumb arab
00:00 <spence> ???
00:00 <shadsam> o,o
00:00 <spence> "/
00:00 <shadsam> :=}
01:00 <spence> :7
02:00 <spence> *_*
02:00 <faux> he was talkin bout stevrn
02:00 <spence> Oh thank u 
03:00 <spence> What time does this joint wake up ?
04:00 <shadsam> midday
05:00 <spence> Aah k 
05:00 <spence> Very boring atm 
06:00 <Kelevra> oh
07:00 <Kelevra> so did everyone have a good xmas?
08:00 <spence> Nah was shit u?
09:00 <Kelevra> mine was good, had good food, heaps of presents and lots of beer
09:00 <Kelevra> and prawns om nom nom
09:00 <Kelevra> haven't had prawns in ages so it was awesome
10:00 <Kelevra> had slow cooked lamb, honey ham that looked like it was stolen from a coles catalogue
10:00 <Kelevra> was perfect
10:00 <spence> Prawns are shite 
11:00 <Kelevra> each to their own I guess
11:00 <spence> Ham good 
12:00 <spence> LOL fawks
14:00 <spence> Shep is on the morning show 
14:00 <spence> Agro
14:00 <spence> with Ann Marie
15:00 <spence> Agro rules 
18:00 <Kelevra> shit how long are the shops open today? is it just normal shopping hours?
18:00 <spence> Yep 
18:00 <spence> Think so 
21:00 <spence> Wouldn't mind a beer....
27:00 <SassyMeMow> beer yuck
32:00 <shadsam> all me mates r bots
32:00 <shadsam> rofl
33:00 <shadsam> ust made a hell song
33:00 <shadsam> just
33:00 <shadsam> full sic lair3
33:00 <shadsam> touch my cok
39:00 <shadsam> sydney to hobarts on
39:00 <shadsam> 888
39:00 <shadsam> :PPP
40:00 <shadsam> mmmm coffeee
41:00 <shadsam> bleh
43:00 <spence> Mmmmmmm chicken
45:00 <Adonis> mm beer
49:00 <spence> Mmm mmmm
53:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-bass
53:00 <shadsam> new track
54:00 <shadsam> mmmmmm
54:00 <shadsam> might get fish n chips imo3
54:00 <spence> Mmmmm
54:00 <spence> fish
54:00 <shadsam> mmmm
54:00 <shadsam> fish
54:00 <shadsam> supurb3
54:00 <shadsam> 8
55:00 <shadsam> u want some mate
55:00 <spence> flake 
55:00 <shadsam> lol
55:00 <shadsam> barramundi.
55:00 <spence> I'm going for lunch mmmm
55:00 <shadsam> same brb
55:00 <shadsam> chk my song
55:00 <spence> barracouta 
56:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-bass
56:00 <spence> Nah 
56:00 <shadsam> hi pupins
57:00 <shadsam> hi sevi
57:00 <Sevi> hey shadsam :)
58:00 <Sevi> how's it going?
59:00 <spence> Need fush n chups
00:00 <classy_biatchhh> ur all so0o boringgggg
00:00 <spence> Ur a lil boring too 
00:00 <Sevi> pfft
00:00 <spence> Biatch
01:00 <classy_biatchhh> lmaooo
01:00 <classy_biatchhh> wateva
01:00 <spence> are too 
02:00 <Sevi> hey Nikky`
02:00 <spence> Lame 
02:00 <Nikky`> Hey Sevi
02:00 <Sevi> how was your xmas?
03:00 <Nikky`> It was good, too much food. yours?
04:00 <Sevi> yeah wasn't too shabby. always too much food made, but at least I only have potato salad and corn salsa left over.
05:00 <Nikky`> Thats good, mum has shite loads even after I took some home
05:00 <Sevi> I even got to see a little bit of sun, I'm a lil bit pink across my shoulders :)
47:00 <shadsam> UST had kfc
47:00 <shadsam> mmmmm
48:00 <spence> What ya have ?
48:00 <shadsam> 5 star
48:00 <spence> U get super charged sauce ?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i eatin salad
49:00 <shadsam> no
49:00 <shadsam> k
49:00 <shadsam> 12$
49:00 <shadsam> was wonderfull
49:00 <spence> I'm eating crown lager 
49:00 <shadsam> lol nice
49:00 <shadsam> i got some beers
49:00 <shadsam> but driving
49:00 <shadsam> so no beers
50:00 <spence> Don't do it pigs aplenty 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
50:00 <shadsam> cops r tops
50:00 <spence> Yep 
50:00 <shadsam> they allways et the drunks
51:00 <spence> Allways 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder what the death toll's gonna be
51:00 <shadsam> yup
51:00 <spence> Always
51:00 <shadsam> was 4
51:00 <spence> what's the toll up to?
51:00 <shadsam> not sure dude
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting for news
51:00 <spence> Fucken bad every year 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
52:00 <spence> So sad 
54:00 <spence> Still 4
54:00 <shadsam> k
54:00 <spence> Shithouse 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> aus wide?
55:00 <shadsam> better than last year
55:00 <spence> Yeah aus
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> tru
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> glad
55:00 <spence> Still sucks 
56:00 <spence> Should be 0
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> n nye soon
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> babow
56:00 <spence> Bound to happen I guess
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> love having xmas at home
57:00 <spence> True that 
58:00 <spence> Cmon boys let's get another wicket 
58:00 <spence> 1/57
00:00 <couleurs> G'Day
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man xmas housefire adult dead 2 children injured
01:00 <Loof> :(
01:00 <couleurs> cool
01:00 <spence> FUCK ME 
01:00 <spence> well done couleurs 
01:00 <couleurs> thank u
02:00 <spence> Ur welcome 
02:00 <Loof> get much sleep pandas?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye aye
03:00 <Loof> nice
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> um enough lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u?
03:00 <Loof> haven't slept lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima eatin
03:00 <Loof> running on fumes
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nice
03:00 <spence> Sleep is vital lol 
03:00 <spence> I just caught up 
04:00 <spence> Didn't sleep ties night very bad 
04:00 <couleurs> me 2
04:00 <spence> Tues
04:00 <Loof> i have too many activities so many adventures, can't sleep feels like i'm wasting time
04:00 <Loof> :P
04:00 <spence> lol 
05:00 <Loof> saying i feel like i'm wasting time whilst on irc
05:00 <Loof> oh the irony
05:00 <spence> Pissa
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:00 <couleurs> Pizza
06:00 <spence> Bananas
07:00 <Loof> hate them cunts
07:00 <Loof> always stealing my pyjamas
07:00 <spence> Lol 
07:00 <spence> And the cum all down the stairs 
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol local tele shows old b&w films thatd never be on comercial chans cause ppl would co9mplain, racism!
08:00 <Loof> awesome, good old fashioned racism
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <Loof> back in my day a nigger was a nigger
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> just the times uno
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
10:00 <couleurs> welcome johninja 
10:00 <johninja> thanks couleurs
10:00 <johninja> happy day
11:00 <johninja> bongs
11:00 <Loof> couleurs must have thought he hit the jackpot when boris spread for him
11:00 <johninja> i woke up at 6am and turned all the aircons and fans off and went back to bed
11:00 <Loof> bet he reached 2 inches
11:00 <Loof> fkn rockspider
11:00 <johninja> not the best idea ever
12:00 <couleurs> thank u Loof 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <spence> Lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel pretty, o so pretty
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so pretty
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and witty
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
17:00 <spence> Homo
18:00 <couleurs> with a capital H
20:00 <couleurs> !pisces
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> there'd be no  prejudice if every guy would just root a mate
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> call it root-a-mate day
22:00 <spence> Hahaha 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <spence> Lol panda 
22:00 <Loof> do it for the homogays
22:00 <Loof> adopt a gay
22:00 <Loof> show them love
22:00 <spence> Tap a Poo dot 
22:00 <Loof> dirty filty love
24:00 <Loof> couleurs, just how hard is it for you to get an erection without your fluffy bunny suit on?
24:00 <spence> U can give me head panda that don't mean I'm gay.....does it ?
24:00 <Loof> no only if you give it
24:00 <Loof> and with ass it's the other way around
24:00 <spence> Cool 
25:00 <Loof> with ass it's only if you take it
25:00 <spence> Lol
25:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCw3-YTffo 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Band, The Weight (Apr 17, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 3,250,203 views - 13,221 likes (98.9%), 146 dislikes (1.1%)
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah bro
25:00 <spence> u sound like an expierienced giver/receiver
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <couleurs> thank u
26:00 <Loof> all the chicks go for the innocent clueless types like couleurs
26:00 <Sevi> welcome :)
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love takin it from the homeys
26:00 <johninja> couleurs likes balls in and around her mouth
26:00 <Loof> i'm fully jealous lol
27:00 <couleurs> Loof you're a virgin who can't drive
28:00 <johninja> blinded by the light~
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u can drive a chick
28:00 <johninja> so much ham
28:00 <Loof> fuck my wife removed the rocky road from my presence
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can drive a fucken bus!
28:00 <johninja> such little time
29:00 <couleurs> RIP Brittany 
29:00 <johninja> #ham4days
29:00 <johninja> bitch!
29:00 <Loof> and if ya can't drive a fucken bus, you got two mums!
29:00 <Sevi> johninja, you can always chop it up and freeze it in ziplock bags and use it to make fried rice
29:00 <johninja> mm fried rice
30:00 <Loof> flied lice
30:00 <johninja> extend your ham 
30:00 <johninja> life
30:00 <johninja> i like it
30:00 <Loof> and everything tastes better fried
30:00 <couleurs> fried fries
30:00 <Loof> mmm fried fucking ham
30:00 <Loof> drool
30:00 <Sevi> johninja, nothing worse than having so much ham you are sick of it after a few days, makes me cringe just thinking about eating ham
31:00 <johninja> true
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol two mums
31:00 <johninja> it does get a bit old after a few days
31:00 <couleurs> are you guys watching charmed or xena
31:00 <johninja> hamlyfe
31:00 <Sevi> I'd watch charmed
31:00 <couleurs> me 2
31:00 <johninja> i'm watching religious docos on mute and playing some classic soft rock
31:00 <johninja> just got up 
32:00 <Sevi> classic soft cock hey :P
32:00 <johninja> blaze it
32:00 <johninja> kik
32:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do!
32:00 <couleurs> ;o;
32:00 <couleurs> ;p;
33:00 <johninja> :{|
33:00 <Sevi> I feel like snacking
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat and bf4
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> n werd it up
33:00 <johninja> can you put ham in the toaster?
33:00 <Loof> i finally get to do my xmas feasting in a few hours :)
33:00 <Sevi> johninja, yes you can
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
33:00 <johninja> or maybe maybe ham bread
33:00 <johninja> like a ham toastie with ham for bread
34:00 <johninja> fuck yeh
34:00 <Loof> that's pure decadence3
34:00 <Sevi> no more ham
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Loof> that's what she said
34:00 <johninja> my RC heli got caught in the wind yesterday
34:00 <johninja> it went like 200 metres
34:00 <johninja> and fell
35:00 <johninja> was like 60ft high
35:00 <Sevi> is it still working?
35:00 <Sevi> did you cry?
35:00 <johninja> yeah it works find
35:00 <johninja> i was weorried i wouldn't find it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ma team ran outta tickets
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
35:00 <johninja> *fine
35:00 <johninja> i cried anyway
35:00 <Sevi> that's good, nothing like having an xmas present that you play with once, and then it breaks
35:00 <Loof> i should play bf4
35:00 <johninja> lol yeh
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
36:00 <johninja> i bought it myself anwyas
36:00 <johninja> got 2
36:00 <johninja> i for me and one for my nephew
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> love it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho
36:00 <Sevi> at least you got something you wanted :D
36:00 <johninja> hehe yep :)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how every map on ghosts is completely destructable
36:00 <johninja> you have a good day?
36:00 <Sevi> I've got a $50 voucher for kitchen warehouse to spend :D
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u drop the bomb
36:00 <johninja> ooh
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> the map is unrecognizable bro
36:00 <Loof> ghosts does that too?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> more so than bf4
36:00 <Loof> fucke nice
36:00 <Sevi> yeah my day was good :) pretty relaxing I even got to have a nap for a few hrs :D
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> you change the entire map that way
37:00 <johninja> mm naps
37:00 <Sevi> ikr
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm nap
37:00 <johninja> i got a recliner from my parents
37:00 <Loof> you know the cpu power thats needed for dynamic environments, it's incredible
37:00 <johninja> been napping so much
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
37:00 <Sevi> woohoo, recliners are the best :)
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 is just so good
37:00 <stebie> i haven't played bf4 yet
37:00 <stebie> i bought it, just haven't got around to playing it
37:00 <Sevi> I have 5 recliners
37:00 <couleurs> i'm a recliner
38:00 <Loof> crumbling buildings while ur in them in bf4
38:00 <spence> Lol
38:00 <Loof> scary man
38:00 <Loof> reminds me of the 911 vids
38:00 <spence> what game 
38:00 <Sevi> I've got a 3 seater that has recliners on either end, a 2 seater that's 2 recliners, and a single recliner
38:00 <Loof> bf4
38:00 <Sevi> the 2 seater is nice for recliner snuggles :)
38:00 <Loof> battlefield 4
39:00 <spence> Cool 
39:00 <Loof> i want ghosts too
39:00 <johninja>                     wow                                                
39:00 <johninja> twin recliners
39:00 <stebie> cod?
39:00 <Loof> yeah
39:00 <stebie> maybe you wanted a haunted house... :P
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> just had an awesome game clip recorded lol
40:00 <johninja> so much recline
40:00 <Sevi> its wonderful :P
41:00 <couleurs> !pisces
41:00 <Sevi> would anyone like some peanut choc mascarpone fudge?
42:00 <Adonis> mmmm choc pb cups
42:00 <Loof> is that code for poo?
42:00 <Sevi> Loof no
42:00 <shadsam> lol
42:00 <classy_biatchhh> is anyone alive in here or waht??
42:00 <classy_biatchhh> =/
42:00 <Sevi> nope
42:00 <Sevi> noone is alive
42:00 <Loof> we're irc zombies
42:00 <Loof> undead
42:00 <johninja> i'm going for a shower
42:00 <johninja> you people make me feel dirty
42:00 <johninja> xox
43:00 <Sevi> lol
43:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
43:00 <Loof> soo many cocks
43:00 <Loof> so little time
44:00 <Loof> :(
44:00 <Sevi> thats a yay right?
44:00 <couleurs> Happy Boxeing Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <Loof> been hanging around for 24 hours on this channel trying to get someone to DESTROY my ass
44:00 <shadsam> yaty
44:00 <Loof> but no luck
45:00 <Sevi> better luck next time?
45:00 <Loof> i fail at gay trawling
45:00 <Loof> ty
45:00 <spence> Lol ill destroy it 
45:00 <Loof> k bb
45:00 <Loof> fuck me good
45:00 <Loof> punish me
45:00 <spence> Why not lol 
45:00 <Loof> :)
45:00 <spence> It's not gay 
45:00 <Loof> only for me as i'd be taking it
45:00 <spence> Lol 
46:00 <spence> Cool
46:00 <Loof> brb bong
46:00 <spence> its a date then 
46:00 <shadsam> go to his house
46:00 <shadsam> fuck him up the shitter
46:00 <spence> Lols
46:00 <shadsam> lol
47:00 <spence> maybe aids tho I can't 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> loof u used the DMR in bf4?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn sweet
48:00 <Loof> what's that?
48:00 <spence> I wonder was sex in the shitter would be like ?
48:00 <spence> Shit everywhere....
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> marksman rifle
49:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> start out with ironsights
49:00 <Loof> sniper?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i keep the irons
49:00 <couleurs> did n e 1 get a chrisco hamper
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> bam bam bam bam
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love that they separated the sniper rifles
49:00 <Loof> man i panic i'm like close range rapid click the mouse with the shotty and play
49:00 <Loof> no chance with sniper for me
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> so im using dmr for Assault
49:00 <Loof> pray
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehe
50:00 <Loof> i suck at gaming but i enjoy it, that's what counts most :)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> word up
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
50:00 <Loof> gamer till death
50:00 <Loof> ^5
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> aheaheahe
51:00 <Loof> wait till we have quantum computer gaming man
51:00 <Loof> more real than real life
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nshit
51:00 <Loof> quantum computers can caluculate all the atoms in all the galaxies everywhere
51:00 <Loof> hope they come in our lifetime
52:00 <spence> No they can't 
52:00 <Loof> oic?
52:00 <Loof> i was tired when i watched the youtube vid
52:00 <Loof> i might be wrong
52:00 <couleurs> i'm a quantem compuper
53:00 <Loof> hmmm
53:00 <Loof> i thought they said they could do it with 300 qubits (quantum bits)
54:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVChjHHy1w4
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: D-Wave Quantum Computer (Nov 2, 2013) 14:33 - Category: Science and Technology - 15,003 views - 99 likes (94.3%), 6 dislikes (5.7%)
55:00 <Adonis> alright, I have 6 mins to waste
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> THEY BETTER
55:00 <Adonis> what 2 do
55:00 <Loof> Fennec_Fox i'll bash you if you don't get out
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> OR WE'LL KILL A DOLPHIN
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <Loof> werd
55:00 <Adonis> i gotta pick up the missus from work
55:00 <Loof> then destroy her anus?
56:00 <Adonis> i want to
56:00 <Loof> nice
56:00 <Adonis> but doubt it
56:00 <Loof> do eet
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love aiming a little down with adjust to 1000 u get to see the headshot lol
56:00 <Loof> i got 1 headshot
57:00 <Loof> and i think it was cause the player was afk lol
57:00 <Loof> that's my sniper story
57:00 <Adonis> i got 1 head 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> woohooo
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> im filling in for loof tonight
57:00 <Loof> hehe
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM THE HUSBAND TONIGHT RAWR
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he gets to go out as me
57:00 <Loof> LOL!
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i b like wife go bed im watchin tele n playin poker with mah buddies 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Loof> i'm so pretty look at my 1 tittie
59:00 <Loof> i like the shotty though, and just hide in a room, prefereably in the shadows and when someone comes BOOM!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
59:00 <Loof> i want the spas
59:00 <stebie> man.. bought my gf an SSD for her laptop but she wants a hair curler instead.
59:00 <Loof> cant wait
59:00 <stebie> D:
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> whatta tha
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> get ur cock bro
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> warm it 
00:00 <Loof> SOLID SLIMY DICK
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> curl hair!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if that works
01:00 <Loof> wish i could uncurl my hair, but i cant so i just shave it
01:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive, i don't think she'd appreciate that
01:00 <stebie> but i guess it's the thought that counts
01:00 <Loof> it's the cock that counts
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno my brain steb
02:00 <stebie> lol Loof
02:00 <stebie> :/
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> the penis is a wonderful tool
02:00 <stebie> it is, but it doesn't create waffles nor does it curl hair
02:00 <stebie> it can help stiffen hair, but not curl it
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHAT A USELESS POS IT IS!
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> TRUE ;)
02:00 <Loof> it can make hair spikey, seen something about mary?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:00 <stebie> Loof, yeah that was my point
03:00 <Loof> hehe
03:00 <Loof> i like stebs
03:00 <Loof> :)
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif 12:33 already
04:00 <Sevi> its only 10am :P
04:00 <Loof> 13:04
04:00 <stebie> 1pm
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
04:00 <stebie> you're so slow Sevi
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> up since 9
04:00 <Sevi> iv'e been up since 4.30am
06:00 <Loof> i haven't slept in days
06:00 <TheRon> high?
06:00 <Loof> :(
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S
07:00 <Loof> just when i go to get in bed my son wakes up and i have to mind him till the wife wakes up
07:00 <Loof> little bugger lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
07:00 <Sevi> how old is your son?
07:00 <Loof> 2
08:00 <Sevi> they're fun at that age
08:00 <Loof> very fun
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> r the shops open today?
08:00 <Loof> all his new words
08:00 <Loof> and sentences
08:00 <Sevi> yes they are
09:00 <Sevi> yeah its great when they can start communicating with you
09:00 <Loof> i try to teach him 3 words a day
10:00 <Loof> i've taught him all the colors
10:00 <Loof> and vehicle types
10:00 <Sevi> and which car NOT to own?
10:00 <Loof> not yet hehe
10:00 <Doodle> any peugeot
10:00 <Sevi> what about car parts?
11:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock!!
11:00 <Loof> he wants a school bus
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Loof> and a monster truck
11:00 <Sevi> i WANT a monster truck
11:00 <Doodle> i want a monster truck
11:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Sevi> i not kissing you better
12:00 <Maurice> I will but only if I can use tongue
12:00 <Doodle> ;)
13:00 <TheRon> chicks love the monster trucks
13:00 <Sevi> they're so big :P
13:00 <Doodle> i used to drive one for my job
13:00 <Doodle> 4wd wreckers
13:00 <Maurice> I've got remote control ones here
13:00 <Doodle> it only did like 50km/h
13:00 <Maurice> The only cars they can drive over are matchbox cars
13:00 <couleurs> i'm a 4wd truck
14:00 <Loof> wish i knew more about cars, could never really afford one till recently. driving is like a whole new world for me late in life :)
14:00 <Doodle> also i accidentally did that
14:00 <Doodle> drove over a car in it
14:00 <Doodle> :/
14:00 <johninja> 0ne love
14:00 <spence> No way 
14:00 <TheRon> cricket beer poker and tunes
15:00 <Doodle> TheRon you know smart parts on learmonth
15:00 <Doodle> remember the monster truck out the front
15:00 <TheRon> i'm hardly up that way
15:00 <TheRon> vaguely
15:00 <Doodle> y r u so gay
15:00 <TheRon> am not
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Doodle> great days
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> its root a mate day
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> bumpunch a mate
16:00 <spence> Befriend ur mates bum day 
16:00 <TheRon> my arse is delicate like a flower
17:00 <Maurice> Doodle did you get my sex video
17:00 <johninja> doodle<ham
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha my friend said just b4 in kitchen, this is so fun it feels like we're brother and sistter!
17:00 <Loof> eat orios out of ur mates ass day
17:00 <Doodle> i'm not fucking your husband Maurice
17:00 <Maurice> You're so damn selfish
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> food time again
18:00 <Doodle> i wouldn't drive to the airport on xmas eve to bang you so what makes you think i'd make the effort for him
18:00 <Doodle> now if you were to rock up on boxing day for a change
18:00 <Maurice> BECAUSE I SAID SO
18:00 <Doodle> you may get a dicking in the prayer room
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Maurice> I went to a lot of effort to set this up
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <Maurice> We might end up going to hell if we did that
18:00 <Maurice> Oh wait
18:00 <Doodle> it wuld only be muslim hell
19:00 <Doodle> o
19:00 <Doodle> also known as kabul
19:00 <spence> Lol 
19:00 <TheRon> i find that carlton mid ad so funny
19:00 <TheRon> what were the chances
20:00 <johninja> i find carlton 'football' team hilarious
20:00 <faux> its a big ad
20:00 <faux> its ve ry big
20:00 <TheRon> they are sponsored by mars
20:00 <spence> Like pandas ahole
20:00 <TheRon> they work rest but just can't play
21:00 <johninja> the sky is very big - screwss
21:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
21:00 <Loof> get bf4 for xmas British^Meat ?
21:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna show you the funniest thing i saw on christmas day
21:00 <British^Meat> neg
22:00 <Loof> damn
22:00 <British^Meat> didnt get any games actually
22:00 <British^Meat> well i bought 2 from steam
22:00 <Loof> cool
22:00 <British^Meat> trackmania2 stadium
22:00 <British^Meat> just cause 2
22:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord - Boney M (Mar 12, 2008) 5:40 - Category: Music - 2,416,352 views - 6,050 likes (96.8%), 198 dislikes (3.2%)
22:00 <Loof> oooh i got that
22:00 <TheRon> it had me in tears
22:00 <Loof> i think wait i'll check
23:00 <johninja> meow~
23:00 <Loof> oh no i got canyon
23:00 <British^Meat> not a stadium fan?
23:00 <Loof> haven't tried it
24:00 <Loof> is it newer?
24:00 <johninja> might go charge up the heli
24:00 <johninja> pce
25:00 <TheRon> anybody else find boney m funny??
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boney M - Brown Girl In The Ring.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:00)
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <Doodle> a bit
25:00 <couleurs> no their my favourite band
25:00 <TheRon> watch mary's boy child
26:00 <Doodle> lol i've seen it
28:00 <TheRon> i was watching music max a fair bit yesterday
28:00 <TheRon> did anybody else notice that the countdowns were all the same only the order of the songs changed
32:00 <TheRon> we put boney m on twitter to get it trending
36:00 <TheRon> hello?
36:00 <couleurs> Test
36:00 <pupkins> weekend at burnies
37:00 <couleurs> hashteg boney m
37:00 <pupkins> weekend at #melburnies
37:00 <Loof> that's so funny
38:00 <couleurs> thank u
38:00 <British^Meat> Loof you have trackmania2 canyon?
38:00 <Loof> yeah
38:00 <British^Meat> stadium is the sorta GP stuff, trick stuff, loop the loop etc
38:00 <Loof> ah cool
38:00 <Loof> i'll grab it
38:00 <British^Meat> i think canyon is off road stuff?
38:00 <British^Meat> its like $7 or something
38:00 <TheRon> yes got him!!!!
38:00 <TheRon> clean bowled
38:00 <Loof> was a track i played on
39:00 <Loof> i only played it once and couldn't get the controller working so said fuck it
39:00 <British^Meat> hah
39:00 <Loof> i hate driving with keyboaurd
39:00 <British^Meat> honest dude, Keyboard is the way to go with that game
39:00 <Loof> ic
39:00 <couleurs> i'm a keybored
39:00 <Loof> i'll try again
39:00 <British^Meat> totes keyboard
40:00 <British^Meat> one game u can literally play errr one handed
40:00 <couleurs> ;)
40:00 <Loof> i like one handed games ;)
40:00 <TheRon> awesome thompson twins, love this song
40:00 <British^Meat> Dayz fan loof?
41:00 <Loof> too hard for me
41:00 <couleurs> thompson n thompson
41:00 <Loof> i'll stick to bf4
41:00 <British^Meat> heh
41:00 <TheRon> i don't think the thompson twins were even related
42:00 <Loof> killing zombies looks like fun though
42:00 <Loof> if it's like arma ii dayz it's fucking hard
42:00 <TheRon> you like world war z??
43:00 <Loof> cant wait for this pizza to be in mah belleh
44:00 <British^Meat> n odoubt Loof
44:00 <British^Meat> but yes i shall be purchasing it soon
44:00 <Loof> i want nfs
44:00 <Loof> rivals
44:00 <Loof> origin is having a 40% off
46:00 <couleurs> Spoterfy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Loof> fuck BF4 is $40 on battlefield.com
47:00 <couleurs> Sick!!!!!!!!
49:00 <TheRon> the police - wrapped around your finger
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/01pgcT3.gif
51:00 <couleurs> me irl
51:00 <TheRon> genius
51:00 <Loof> die beehhh
51:00 <beehhh> dont talk about boxingday sales
52:00 <TheRon> we weren't, why did you bring it up??
52:00 <beehhh> because i'm gonna about to talk about it
52:00 <TheRon> don't
52:00 <beehhh> I didnt
53:00 <beehhh> speed is always a factor as well as handphone in a crash
53:00 <TheRon> i think another beer is in order
55:00 <beehhh> lot os azn in oz
55:00 <Loof> mmm pizza
56:00 <spence> Here here the Ron 
56:00 <beehhh> `seen Liinda
56:00 <prowl> beehhh, I found 5 matches to your query: Liindypops, Liinda, Linda|brrrrrrb, Liinda|iScream, Liinda|wayyyyy. Liindypops ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #Australia 5 days 12 hours 47 minutes ago (21.12. 00:08) stating "Quit: Bubbles means troubles..." after spending 1 hour 24 minutes there.
56:00 <TheRon> when you're with the ron you can't go wrong
57:00 <couleurs> RIP Liinds
57:00 <TheRon> deadish?
57:00 <beehhh> i went to kfc on xmas day
57:00 <TheRon> classy
58:00 <Loof> beehhh liinda is just being polite to you, she told me that she really hates you deeply and finds you creepy
58:00 <spence> Lwaxana 
58:00 <Loof> no shit
58:00 <beehhh> one azn family died in an arson attack at brisbane mini shaigon
59:00 <beehhh> Loof: stick to your azn mama dont grab or cut my cheese i'm not sharing wit ya
00:00 <TheRon> beehhh is killing my buzz
01:00 <beehhh> Loof is mentally retarded and beyond acceptable to the society
04:00 <beehhh> Loof learnt speaking chinese for years but he could say a single word
07:00 <Loof> if it aint kush, it don't touch my lighter, i only smoke that shit that get me higher
07:00 <beehhh> instead of having roast turkey or baked ham and custard pudding( as most aussie's do) Loof has rat dim sims via his azn family party dinner outkirst of springgy
07:00 <TheRon> beehhh stop being a douche
08:00 <TheRon> i know it's hard
08:00 <beehhh> classy_biatchhh
08:00 <beehhh> meet TheRon, most lonely man in starya
08:00 <beehhh> bbl
16:00 <spence> Sissy Dong wah
19:00 <TheRon> wicket tuftoy
19:00 <TheRon> joe root
20:00 <British^Meat> [13:49] * hazza is now known as cutechineseeyes
20:00 <British^Meat> [13:49] * cutechineseeyes is now known as thebignews
20:00 <thebignews> anyone know when the myer website will be open again?
20:00 <British^Meat> its questions guy!
20:00 <thebignews> lies lies lies!
20:00 <thebignews> and you are?
20:00 <British^Meat> the dude who asks nothing but questions, and tells nothing but stories...
20:00 <British^Meat> Crazy guy
20:00 <thebignews> i think you're the crazy one
20:00 <thebignews> i have no idea who you are!
21:00 <thebignews> moving on, i have no time for crazy deluded people.
21:00 <thebignews> anyone know when the myer website will be open again?
21:00 <thebignews> i wanna buy this quilt on stocktake special
21:00 <thebignews> anyone know when the myer website will be open again?\
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne :)
22:00 <thebignews> afternoon boozebreath
22:00 <thebignews> do you know when the myer online site will re=open?
22:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon what a shame
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nope
22:00 <thebignews> i was about to click on buy when the site suddenly closed down for maintenance
23:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for him
23:00 <spence> Unlucky 
23:00 <thebignews> by the time it comes back up, that quilt on special will be gone!
23:00 <Tuftoy> just him or the whole english team? lol
23:00 <thebignews> ive waited all morning to buy the wlt disney quilt set for half price
23:00 <TheRon> well......
23:00 <Loof> was walk disney a pedo?
24:00 <Loof> walt
24:00 <British^Meat> no
24:00 <Loof> k
24:00 <British^Meat> but thebignews is
24:00 <British^Meat> did u see him talking about this chicks daughtyer yesterday?
24:00 <thebignews> N  don't be ridiculous,  Walt Disney was an honourable man
24:00 <British^Meat> i'll try and find it...
24:00 <thebignews> who Walt?
24:00 <TheRon> there's a whole generation of english kids thinking "english test collapse" is all one word
24:00 <spence> I saw it fucking wrongtown
24:00 <thebignews> more lies...
25:00 <British^Meat> nup
25:00 <thebignews> your mistaken me for someone else British
25:00 <British^Meat> tis all gone
25:00 <British^Meat> well, i mean i cant be arsed going through logs
25:00 <thebignews> nice try
25:00 <British^Meat> but yer
25:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon maybe its the pace of johnson thats rattled them
25:00 <British^Meat> what a great way to spend xmas :P act like a pedo
25:00 <Loof> how old was the daughter bm?
25:00 <British^Meat> onya mate :)
25:00 <spence> 6
25:00 <British^Meat> it was mandyjanes daughter
25:00 <thebignews> back to whats going on in a Darwin pub
25:00 <Loof> holy fuck
25:00 <British^Meat> i think she said she was 6 or something
25:00 <Tuftoy> 6 mandyjane's daughter, ruby
25:00 <thebignews> some aboriginal guy is getting real pissed today!
26:00 <British^Meat> yer, spence knows the story
26:00 <spence> I didn't see bignews on though 
26:00 <TheRon> you would've thought the perth pitch would've had a bit of moisture
26:00 <spence> Was barstardly1
26:00 <British^Meat> "so, how did you spend xmas?" "oh you know, usual stuff.... joked about fucking a 6 yr old"
26:00 <TheRon> with the english peeing on it from fear
26:00 <spence> I think 
26:00 <British^Meat> Yer he had a new nick
27:00 <Tuftoy> lol from fear
27:00 <spence> Ahh Fe 
27:00 <Loof> wish i was a better gamer :(
27:00 <British^Meat> newbite33
27:00 <British^Meat> that be him
27:00 <thebignews> brb  door knocker alert!
27:00 <spence> That's it 
28:00 <spence> Prolly the cops 
28:00 <Tuftoy> yeah taking him in for being a pedo
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <spence> LOL
28:00 <TheRon> having a bad poker day, nothing is hitting
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <thebignews> nope the salvos begging for a xmas donation!  i told them to get fucked, i am one of the poor your looking for!
29:00 <spence> go all in theron
29:00 <TheRon> oh i did
29:00 <thebignews> and if u think youve had a bad day/////
29:00 <TheRon> ppl were scared
29:00 <thebignews> wait til youve read this....
29:00 <Loof> you wouldn't be so poor if you didn't shop at myer
29:00 <thebignews> http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2013/12/23/the-bitcoin-pizza-purchase-thats-worth-7-million-today/
29:00 <thebignews> how gutted would you feel!
29:00 <spence> what's bitcoin 
29:00 <Loof> internet money
30:00 <thebignews> bahahahahahaha  lucky i aint that guy
30:00 <spence> Ahhhh
30:00 <thebignews> he bought two pizzas with $7million worth of bitcoins
31:00 <spence> Wtf how could u make a boo boo like that
31:00 <Loof> he didn't know they were going to be worth heaps
31:00 <TheRon> kk
31:00 <Loof> so he spent them on pizza
31:00 <Loof> or some shit
32:00 <thebignews> i wonder how many times he contemplated suicide after that
32:00 <shadsam> get fucked
32:00 <shadsam> lol
32:00 <thebignews> i could have owned you all for $7 mil
32:00 <shadsam> loof
32:00 <Loof> you could own me for $7
32:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-bass
33:00 <Loof> cool shads
33:00 <Loof> i'll listen now
33:00 <thebignews> your worth less than a steak sandwich?
33:00 <Loof> steak sandwich has more meat
33:00 <thebignews> mind you, i dont eat steak!
34:00 <TheRon> no steak???
35:00 <thebignews> pure vegan!
35:00 <TheRon> what are you some kind of poofter?
35:00 <spence> Gay 
35:00 <British^Meat> `seen cutechineseeyes
35:00 <prowl> British^Meat, I found 3 matches to your query: LwaXmas1, LwaXmas, cutechineseeyes. LwaXmas1 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 17 hours 22 minutes ago (24.12. 20:12) stating "Quit: " after spending 14 minutes there.
35:00 <thebignews> i dont support animal killings
35:00 <Loof> just child slaying
35:00 <British^Meat> `seen newbite33
35:00 <prowl> British^Meat, I don't remember seeing newbite33.
35:00 <British^Meat> `seen newbie33
35:00 <prowl> British^Meat, newbie33? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember newbie33.
35:00 <TheRon> i'm higher in the food chain, get in my belly
35:00 <British^Meat> You will be exposed :P
36:00 <thebignews> i doubt youd want to see a big fat hairy man like me exposed!
36:00 <spence> He was here yesterday
36:00 <British^Meat> `seen newbie30
36:00 <prowl> British^Meat, newbie30? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember newbie30.
37:00 <thebignews> not to mention rotting teeth 
37:00 <thebignews> i lost all my teeth when i was 24, at least i dont bite when i lick these days
38:00 <spence> Horrible 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha this skank on the bachelor goin on about how its insulting or watevs in her culture to kiss on tv
38:00 <spence> How did u get bashed ?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yet her big fake tits r fallin out her top..
38:00 <TheRon> nice
38:00 <spence> Mmm boobs 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
40:00 <TheRon> with boobs like she could be saying anything\
40:00 <Sevi> real boobs are better than fake boobs though
40:00 <TheRon> yeah so true
40:00 <Sevi> who wants to rest their head on a pair of rocks? :P
40:00 <spence> Nah no way Arvo 
40:00 <spence> Sevi
40:00 <ITaL^GuY> plus 2 to real boobs
40:00 <TheRon> who wants to rest their head on a boat
40:00 <spence> good to stick ur Dick between tho
41:00 <Sevi> spence :D
41:00 <shadsam> theron stop being a Douche :(
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> how are we supposed to see her mouth move
41:00 <TheRon> not if there's fibreglass poking out
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> when her boobies are floundering everywhere
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> BITCH I CANT LOOK YOU IN THE EYE CAUSE UR NIPPLE IN THE WAY!
41:00 <spence> Llol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <Sevi> lol
42:00 <Sevi> hwo about I put a top on?
42:00 <TheRon> my favourite song about me is playing
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <TheRon> tina turner - the best
42:00 <Sevi> TheRon, you're so vain?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a ken burns doco on about boxer jack johnson
43:00 <TheRon> that ones good
44:00 <TheRon> the one that starts with " you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you..." is also good
44:00 <spence> Lol theron
44:00 <spence> u badass mofucker
45:00 <Loof> thewrong
45:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
45:00 <Shadowgate> Loof said thewrong he was like a movie title sayer
46:00 <Loof> why ty Shadowgate :)
46:00 <shadsam> huh
46:00 <Loof> can i have some of your autism juice?
47:00 <shads> Shadowgates off his cunt
47:00 <TheRon> and you shads?
47:00 <shads> sttop being a douche theron
47:00 <TheRon> no you
47:00 <shads> lool
48:00 <spence> The bignews was offering me pics of child porn n that what a piece of shit 
48:00 <shads> douchey errrr
48:00 <TheRon> i reckon you have the face of a jerk
48:00 <spence> Lol 
48:00 <spence> Jerk face
48:00 <shads> jew face jew face douche
49:00 <TheRon> shads is the biggest jerk in the universe
49:00 <shads> jew face jew face douche
49:00 <shads> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
49:00 <stebie> don't diss jews
49:00 <shads> gets some ron fuckin douche
50:00 <simba> fuck off shads
50:00 <spence> Jews rock 
50:00 <simba> why did you randomly notice me
50:00 <stebie> lol
50:00 <shads> leave the jews alone simba big girly
50:00 <stebie> shads is so... unpredictable
50:00 <simba> why did you notice me
51:00 <shads> lol
51:00 <simba> do you know how to comprehend and answer a question?
51:00 <simba> hello?
51:00 <simba>  H-hello ?
52:00 <spence> Simba how are ya 
52:00 <simba> fucken meth heads
52:00 <spence> Meth sux
52:00 <simba> waking up 2 george clinton
53:00 <spence> Huh 
53:00 <shads> enjoying this ice cold beer douchies
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
54:00 <shads> nice
54:00 <spence> Same 
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be doing the same tomorrow
54:00 <spence> Crownies 
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> coz its FRIEDDAY FRIEDDAY FRIEDDAY
54:00 <TheRon> pass the douches down the left hand side
54:00 <shads> theron is upset
54:00 <TheRon> am not
54:00 <shads> douchy
55:00 <TheRon> coopers pale
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> TheRon had a bad time at the lawn bowls clubs christmas party
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> HeHe
55:00 <shads> lolololol
55:00 <spence> Lawn bowls rules 
55:00 <shads> hes 55
55:00 <TheRon> probably kicked on somewhere i shouldn't have
55:00 <TheRon> was drunk and doing chisel songs
56:00 <shads> douchy sima wet the bed
56:00 <TheRon> spence its an awesome game
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are you a republican or a socialist?
56:00 <TheRon> playing my 3rd season
00:00 <stebie> ow, what a chance...
05:00 <TheRon> somebody let matthew in, i'm bored
05:00 <Tuftoy> lol so u could pick on him
05:00 <Tuftoy> I wonder if he cried when swann retired?
06:00 <shadsam> HAPPY KWANZA
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
07:00 <TheRon> i reckon matthew could be doing joe root
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Somebody Say Sumthingggggggggg
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> username: root password: toor
07:00 <simba> u talk about matty a lot
07:00 <TheRon> so much fun winding him up
08:00 <kramer> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u want to buttpunch him
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> its buttpunch a mate day today
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> helps to lower prejudice
09:00 <shadsam> HE wants his shitter
09:00 <johninja> buttpunch this 8=====D
09:00 <shadsam> lol
09:00 <TheRon> "do you fancy a bum?"
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <TheRon> see the sawdust save the 4?
11:00 <spence> I'd rather a vagrant nomad
11:00 <Tuftoy> lol
11:00 <spence> Just theron 
11:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon the chance went begging
11:00 <TheRon> like to see you catch that
12:00 <spence> I've caught better
12:00 <shadsam> mmmmm beeer
12:00 <spence> :/ 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> id fuck a nomad
12:00 <TheRon> coopers?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and his family
12:00 <spence> Mmmmmmm fanny 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye boi
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets go milk a horse
12:00 <spence> Lol 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> then ill fuck ur wild horse u cunt
12:00 <shadsam> clippers
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <spence> In the bum ??
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bum the big ears the face
13:00 <spence> Pmsl
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill turn it into a bunny rabbit
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lo.,
13:00 <spence> panda u like black cock ?
13:00 <beehhh> less people more better
14:00 <shadsam> heya beehhh
14:00 <shadsam> Simbas wet the bed
16:00 <TheRon> half time change sides
16:00 <TheRon> any thoughts on fennec-fox?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i were a poof
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> id never be fucked missionary position
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a real poof
18:00 <spence> How u get banged doggy lol ?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt want to see his disgusting homo grin
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
18:00 <spence> ROFL hajha
18:00 <spence> horrible stuff 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
19:00 <spence> Disgusting
20:00 <spence> Yet funny 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
20:00 <shadsam> tablet surf
21:00 <spence> Lol spasam
21:00 <shadsam> lol that's hilarious duder
22:00 <shadsam> prawn cutlets
23:00 <shadsam> funny one bee
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> joioned losing team
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm hungry
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> milk isnt cold yet!
26:00 <TheRon> i have some leftover roast meat in the fridge
26:00 <TheRon> turkey, chicken, lamb
26:00 <spence> Mmmmmmm 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice ye i had some left over roast b4 n garlic prawns
29:00 <couleurs> http://vicpolicenews.com.au/news/2249-boxing-day-fail.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
29:00 <couleurs> EPIC FALE
32:00 <spence> Fail or fale
32:00 <spence> fail!
32:00 <Skrotus> people are dumb etc
32:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
33:00 <spence> Lol dumb as dog shit 
34:00 <Skrotus> it's kind of strange how they're using this sort of language though
34:00 <Skrotus> next they'll be posting drink driving memes
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn police cunts
34:00 <spence> Lol 
38:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
39:00 <couleurs> and that's our Police Epic Fail of the Day (TM) hashtag PEF
40:00 <simba> Phail Whale.
40:00 <TheRon> i got my first real six-string.....
40:00 <simba> J&D Luthiers?
41:00 <sh4dz> Wild Oats XI won the battle to be first through Sydney Heads but rival supermaxi Perpetual LOYAL is flying a protest flag.
42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/aWUHqz6.jpg
42:00 <couleurs> me n my gf
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuucckk
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> was doin so fkn swell
43:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> its Buttpunching Day 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so sore
44:00 <sh4dz> BOSTON/NEW YORK (Reuters) - The hackers who attacked Target Corp and compromised up to 40 million credit cards and debit cards also managed to steal encrypted personal identification numbers (PINs),
44:00 <Skrotus> good photos couleurs 
45:00 <sh4dz> she a boong
45:00 <simba> youre a boong
45:00 <couleurs> thank u
46:00 <pupkins> me contemplating suicide while on vacation - http://i.imgur.com/rP48dnU.jpg
46:00 <spence> Couleurs what natioya Mrs
46:00 <simba> prince on a rock
46:00 <couleurs> black
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck i love canted ironsights
46:00 <TheRon> i like pronce
47:00 <TheRon> i like prince
47:00 <couleurs> cool shoes 
47:00 <spence> Lolz
47:00 <Skrotus> artist formerly known as
47:00 <TheRon> symbol
49:00 <sh4dz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSdJtNen-EA
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clash of Clans: You and This Army (Official TV Commercial) (Dec 23, 2013) 1:01 - Category: Gaming - 7,528,388 views - 107,348 likes (98.4%), 1,797 dislikes (1.6%)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like mice
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> in my rice
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> with some lice
50:00 <sh4dz> twice
51:00 <spence> Lil sugar and spice 
51:00 <stompin> o_O
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and nipple 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> a little vagina hair soup
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> with some kitten nipple
51:00 <sh4dz> f7ca38c8.adam.com.au
52:00 <couleurs> https://24.media.tumblr.com/a9dfb75c0f7ee00273cf412f02387fbd/tumblr_myawr2es531qcygcoo1_500.jpg
52:00 <sh4dz> kAt nip
52:00 <couleurs> Skrotus irl
52:00 <Skrotus> I'm so sexy
52:00 <sh4dz> no pic
52:00 <sh4dz> epic fail
53:00 <spence> Lol 
53:00 <spence> Pinky
53:00 <TheRon> and the brain?
53:00 <spence> Brain brain 
53:00 <sh4dz> lollllllllllllll
54:00 <simba> stop messaging me sh4dz you utter retard
54:00 <sh4dz> epic fail adam.com
54:00 <spence> Lol 
54:00 <sh4dz> lolllllllllllllllll
54:00 <TheRon> stop touching me Elmo!!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> beach beach
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna be there NOAW
55:00 <spence> I wanna be at maccas
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha y not ey
55:00 <TheRon> i want another beer
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i could cram some cheese burger
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> n one down ma asssss slot
56:00 <TheRon> bacon deluxe?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> that shit is priceless
56:00 <sh4dz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJExbMSSflg
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> where are the fraggles that make them
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clash of clans - Buying Lvl 3 inferno Tower ( eye of Mordor ) (Dec 6, 2013) 10:38 - Category: Gaming - 160,635 views - 2,772 likes (96.7%), 95 dislikes (3.3%)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will kill their leader
58:00 <TheRon> and i'm gonna keep on lovin' you, cause its the only thing i wanna do
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hPxesVS.jpg
58:00 <TheRon> ?
00:00 <TheRon> the carlton mid ad
00:00 <spence> Pmsl
00:00 <spence> I am god Haha
00:00 <TheRon> i'm a goat
00:00 <sh4dz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oo2aaC1A1Q
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hitler a day of logs from Austnet (Feb 9, 2013) 3:50 - Category: Comedy - 66 views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
00:00 <spence> I'm a butcher 
01:00 <TheRon> i'm the greatest of all time
01:00 <pupkins> http://i.imgur.com/shObLSj.jpg
01:00 <couleurs> lmao
01:00 <spence> Haha silly 
02:00 <sh4dz> epic failure simba
02:00 <sh4dz> rofl
02:00 <sh4dz> muahahahaha
03:00 <spence> Smoko......
03:00 <sh4dz> k
03:00 <spence> sup jimbob
03:00 <sh4dz> jimmtybobn
04:00 <TheRon> my neck is sore from knocking back beers
04:00 <sh4dz> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> beers ey
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
04:00 <sh4dz> sup milk
04:00 <milk> hey
05:00 <sh4dz> AnitaSarkeesian:u thar
05:00 <TheRon> how good is phil collins??
05:00 <sh4dz> good drummer
05:00 <sh4dz> good singer
05:00 <sh4dz> less hair.
06:00 <TheRon> how i wish it would rain down
06:00 <pupkins> http://i.imgur.com/E5K7mis.jpg
07:00 <BlackDevil> show me your dick
09:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg
09:00 <TheRon> like my cock?
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/KWsG4dy.jpg
14:00 <couleurs> Get It????????
14:00 <TheRon> cock and balls?
14:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
15:00 <TheRon> 90,831 at the cricket today
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i meltin a choise sammich
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz ima lazy rite now
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> druiy
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nked time
16:00 <TheRon> speak for yourself
16:00 <druidess> fk its hot
16:00 <TheRon> naked time?
17:00 <TheRon> i'd get naked but i'm body conscious
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is hot
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u should take ur top off
17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/NRdpSIt.jpg
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i can hose u down
17:00 <couleurs> Super Studs!!!!!!!
17:00 <spence> I an actually naked 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a hose ill steal
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz thatll make me a badboy
18:00 <TheRon> pandas you are hardcore
19:00 <Q{{> <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg<---- looks delicious
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet finally ffs
19:00 <TheRon> thanks
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> now fuck u all im hardcore
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts
19:00 <TheRon> he steals next doors hose
20:00 <TheRon> q(( that cock is amssive
20:00 <TheRon> massive
20:00 <BlackDevil> fuck thats a nice cock
20:00 <Q{{> organic and free range?
20:00 <Sevi> My dad used to have a Brown Leghorn Rooster
21:00 <TheRon> thats a nice cock
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i lose to this nigger, he told his manager, shoot me
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a quote
23:00 <TheRon> i love coopers, it's hangover free
24:00 <spence> Crown better 
24:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/d5WBwNX
25:00 <TheRon> i think my bladder is talking to me
27:00 <spence> Mmm robster craws
27:00 <sh4dz> huh
27:00 <sh4dz> lol
29:00 <spence> My pancreas just told me to get fucked 
29:00 <sh4dz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgtDf7WCgo
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Boobs (Parody) (Oct 20, 2012) 4:11 - Category: People and Blogs - 379,621 views - 1,797 likes (96.7%), 62 dislikes (3.3%)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love this jack johnson doco
31:00 <TheRon> i took a dump while i was there
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> its all about how this black boxer thought he was so good he wouldnt fight other black boxers because he didnt want to lose to them, so he fought caucasians he knew he could beat n fucked caucasian whores n got in shit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> so funny
32:00 <spence> Ahahaha 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a Ken Burns comedy documentary i reckon ahahhaahaa
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love what tarentino said about spike lee ey spence "He'd have to stand on a stool to kiss my fucking ass!"
33:00 <sh4dz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6MVcor_7Rs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 833 My Wife's breasts Candid Public Voyeur Of Housewive breasts Boobs (Sep 1, 2013) 0:45 - Category: Entertainment - 127,076 views - 66 likes (78.6%), 18 dislikes (21.4%)
34:00 <spence> Lol pandas
34:00 <sh4dz> lol spence
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol u guis
35:00 <Shadowgate> pandas said lol u guis it was an unsentence that as funny
35:00 <spence> Awesome 
35:00 <sh4dz> ANACONDAS!!!!3
35:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55b3Q_yLTzY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snooker Audience Fart - Judd Trump v Ronnie O'Sullivan - May 3rd 2013 (May 3, 2013) 1:11 - Category: Sports - 735,850 views - 764 likes (97%), 24 dislikes (3%)
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> anacondas?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> on tele?
36:00 <spence> No in my pants 
36:00 <TheRon> who doesn't love a good fart joke?
36:00 <spence> Gay men 
36:00 <spence> Coz they never hear themselves fart so they jealous 
37:00 <TheRon> what's the difference between a gay man and a fridge?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> wat
37:00 <TheRon> a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> just cause ur attracted to a guy doesnt mean u have to be gross and fuck them in the asshole?
38:00 <TheRon> how do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> how
38:00 <TheRon> turn it upside down
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
38:00 <TheRon> i'm here all weak
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hhaha
38:00 <spence> How do u make a gay dude happy
38:00 <TheRon> how?
39:00 <dad> shut up
39:00 <dad> i'm your dad
39:00 <spence> dunno 
39:00 <dad> now get lost ya brats!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOVE U
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> FGT CUNT
39:00 <spence> Lol wtf dad 
39:00 <TheRon> stfu dad
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> UNFORGIVABLE BLACKNESS
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn dads r so rude
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> rooting mums n shit
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
41:00 <spence> Hey I like rooting other peoples mums its cool 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <TheRon> whenever i hear shane warnes name i sile raise my fist and go "waaaaarrrrney!"
42:00 <TheRon> smile
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <TheRon> 4 down
43:00 <spence> Some may call me a motherfucker 
43:00 <TheRon> WOO HOO!!!!!
43:00 <spence> Wooohoooo 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
44:00 <TheRon> harris got bell
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> this surname is so good
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rottenberry
44:00 <TheRon> there was a basketball player in europe with the surname of fucka
45:00 <spence> Lol 
45:00 <TheRon> look it up
45:00 <spence> No way 
46:00 <spence> Just googled it all I found was a guy dryhumping a basketball ????
46:00 <TheRon> warriors and clippers is close
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fucka
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL spence
47:00 <TheRon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Fu%C4%8Dka
47:00 <TheRon> thriller
47:00 <TheRon> thriller!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> im wearing a girls watch
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so pretty
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> look at me!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwa
48:00 <Skrotus> a watch
48:00 <Skrotus> how retro
48:00 <TheRon> sounds gay
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont wear a watch
49:00 <TheRon> i just look at the sun
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i do that out the front
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
49:00 <stompin> busting my balls
50:00 <TheRon> testicular cancer?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell ur gf to suck them
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then call her a cunt
52:00 <TheRon> chocolate salty balls?
53:00 <BlackDevil> those are good
53:00 <BlackDevil> Firefighter realizes dying woman he is pulling from crashed vehicle is his own daughter
53:00 <TheRon> what about those schweatty balls?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha BlackDevil
54:00 <TheRon> blackdecil, you making that shit up??
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Firefighter reportedly slaps daughter and puts her back in burning vehicle as punishment for being a skank
55:00 <Shadowgate> <TheRon> chocolate salty balls? 
55:00 <spence> Lol 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> arrg this nivea deoderant when its dry it sprinkles, snows nivea from my arm pits
55:00 <spence> Lol panda 
55:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/12/firefighter-pulls-dying-woman-from-crash-makes-horrifying-discovery/
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <spence> Try mum 
55:00 <Shadowgate> lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif horrifying
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> id be all ringin my wife "We're goin to vegas baby!"
56:00 <spence> Omg pandas 
56:00 <TheRon> it's a lesson in car saftey
56:00 <spence> Trippa
57:00 <TheRon> carn the arriors
57:00 <TheRon> carn the warriors
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
01:00 <Digerati> sup spartans
01:00 <TheRon> no you are
02:00 <Digerati> SPARTANS PREPARE FOR GLORY
02:00 <Bastardly_One> today things are open yeah?
02:00 <Digerati> THE TROJANS ARE COMING
02:00 <TheRon> yes
02:00 <TheRon> well somewhat
02:00 <Digerati> THEY ARE OUR BROTHERS
03:00 <Digerati> hey thestig
03:00 <Digerati> TheRon
03:00 <TheRon> digerati got any rick james stories?
03:00 <Digerati> merry xmas ther
03:00 <Digerati> wyg is rock james ?
04:00 <Digerati> who is rick james ?
04:00 <TheRon> anybody else wanna take that one?
04:00 <Digerati> lol
04:00 <TheRon> i'm rick james bitch
05:00 <Ana_Ng> charlie murphy, get over here
05:00 <TheRon> show them titties to charlie murphy
08:00 <Digerati> scot hall
08:00 <Digerati> scott hall
08:00 <Digerati> brb
09:00 <TheRon> don't rush back
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> niggers just aint as black as they used to be man
11:00 <TheRon> i watched borat yesterday
11:00 <spence> Lol borat
12:00 <spence> Anyone seen the sitter
12:00 <spence> Jonah hill the man 
12:00 <TheRon> no
12:00 <TheRon> seeing anchorman 2 on the weekend
12:00 <spence> I haven't even seen the first one 
12:00 <spence> Good?
12:00 <TheRon> you should
13:00 <spence> Step brothers lol 
13:00 <TheRon> not so much
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn firefox is being a cunt ass bitch
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> id delete it but it has heaps of bookmarks the cunt
18:00 <TheRon> angelina jolie is naked in that
19:00 <Digerati> booyah
20:00 <Digerati> so what's up folks
20:00 <Picard> fuck all, you?
20:00 <Digerati> hangover part 4
20:00 <TheRon> golden state up by 2 with 20 secs to go
21:00 <TheRon> 5 down ben stokes edge one to first slip
21:00 <couleurs> i use internet explorer it's the best browser ok
21:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon man what are u watching?
21:00 <Digerati> aint there anything else better then poweriso ffs ?
21:00 <TheRon> cricket
21:00 <Tuftoy> and what else?
21:00 <TheRon> nba
22:00 <TheRon> golden state 2 points ahead with 9 secs
22:00 <Digerati> queensland ?
23:00 <Tuftoy> lol
23:00 <TheRon> dumbass
23:00 <Digerati> wf
23:00 <Digerati> wtf
23:00 <Digerati> i fucked kylie in my dreams :P
23:00 <Tuftoy> his talking about american basketball, nba
23:00 <Digerati> oh
24:00 <Digerati> sounds like miami or california
24:00 <TheRon> gsw 2 pts ahead 1 sec to go
24:00 <Tuftoy> golden state warriors
24:00 <TheRon> andrew bogut
24:00 <Tuftoy> fuck what a close game
24:00 <Digerati> fuck american shit
24:00 <Tuftoy> isn't there a few other aussie boys playing nba?
24:00 <TheRon> GSW wins
25:00 <Digerati> GWS
25:00 <TheRon> mills and baynes
25:00 <Digerati> greater western sydney 
25:00 <TheRon> play for the spurs
25:00 <Tuftoy> both of them?
25:00 <TheRon> yes
25:00 <Digerati> i boned kylie up the bum
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i went to games when chris mullin played
26:00 <TheRon> watch for dante exum next season
26:00 <TheRon> aussie could go no.1 pick in the draft
26:00 <TheRon> late in his career?
27:00 <Digerati> who the hell cares about american sport
27:00 <Digerati> aussies rule
27:00 <Tuftoy> lol
27:00 <Ana_Ng> not too late
27:00 <TheRon> digerati stop being a bitch
27:00 <Ana_Ng> tim duncan too
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ana_Ng ur a chick rite
27:00 <TheRon> i'm a spurs fan
27:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
27:00 <Digerati> i cum on kylie minogues face
27:00 <TheRon> that was before duncan
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats the difference between any nba team
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> 99 percent black
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> the game is over
28:00 <TheRon> not so much
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> gang banger looking players
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nba is a joke
28:00 <TheRon> nbl?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye way better
29:00 <Tuftoy> nbl is a joke
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> nba isnt really i joke i dont think that lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think with most sports that rely on science arent as fun nemore
30:00 <TheRon> i used to play basketball
31:00 <TheRon> my beer is a boy
31:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive had any more models move in you pathetic cunt
36:00 <spence> Lol
37:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
37:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
39:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
40:00 <Excessive> aye, g'day
40:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
40:00 <Excessive> sdoin
41:00 <TheRon> 6 down
42:00 <TheRon> tell your story walking pal
42:00 <Tuftoy> whose out?
43:00 <TheRon> bairstow
43:00 <TheRon> the aussies gave him a send off
43:00 <TheRon> i thought that was nice
44:00 <TheRon> mitch johnson clean bowled
46:00 <spence> Well done Johnson 
47:00 <pupkins> 🎅 
48:00 <TheRon> 6 down before the new ball is awesome
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck cricket
48:00 <TheRon> fuck you
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish ;)
48:00 <TheRon> probably catch something
48:00 <spence> Aussie Aussie Aussie
48:00 <TheRon> oi oi oi
48:00 <spence> Aussie
48:00 <TheRon> oi
49:00 <spence> aussie
49:00 <TheRon> oi
49:00 <spence> Aussie Aussie Aussie 
49:00 <TheRon> oi oi oi
49:00 <shadsam> Aussie Aussie
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan cunts
49:00 <spence> Wooohoooo
49:00 <shadsam> SHUT UP KING BOGAN OLD GREY PHART
49:00 <spence> barstard child 
49:00 <shadsam> Bastard child hahahahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am a bastard child
50:00 <spence> Good who's ya daddy 
50:00 <spence> Oh sorry u dunno huh lol 
50:00 <spence> *bastard
51:00 <shadsam> collects his pharts
51:00 <spence> Wicket imminent 
51:00 <spence> Oooh
51:00 <TheRon> break his arm
51:00 <spence> Next ball
52:00 <TheRon> any idea whose had the best sledge today?
52:00 <spence> bastardly_one...I am your father. 
52:00 <spence> Never know true ??
53:00 <spence> Not sure theron
53:00 <TheRon> how lucky was that??
53:00 <spence> fuckers 
53:00 <TheRon> bresnan is fearing for his life
53:00 <spence> Damn it
53:00 <spence> lol true 
53:00 <spence> Gone
53:00 <spence> very soon 
54:00 <TheRon> new ball in a couple of overs
54:00 <spence> That's ok
54:00 <spence> go 
54:00 <spence> Oooh 
54:00 <spence> 3 overs left
55:00 <spence> Aussie Aussie Aussie !!
55:00 <TheRon> we'll get in trouble
55:00 <spence> @ ussie
56:00 <spence> Aussie Aussie Aussie 
56:00 <spence> How trouble ??
56:00 <spence> Oi Oi Oi fuckers
56:00 <TheRon> in the english dressing room, they'd be playing jack white
57:00 <spence> lolz
57:00 <TheRon> i'm shakin'
57:00 <spence> shakin all over 
57:00 <TheRon> you got me shankin'
57:00 <spence> Fuk 
58:00 <spence> Stinking poms 
58:00 <spence> Tiprats
59:00 <spence> Cmon 1 more pls......
59:00 <TheRon> the ladies love the cricket
59:00 <spence> johnno johnno johnno 
59:00 <spence> Tash Tash Tash 
00:00 <TheRon> he is aiming for his head right?
00:00 <spence> Clarkey
00:00 <spence> pup
00:00 <spence> clarkey
00:00 <spence> Siddle siddle siddle
00:00 <spence> wicky wicky wick 
00:00 <TheRon> we love him because he's a victorian
01:00 <spence> Truespencia
01:00 <TheRon> fuck that was close
01:00 <spence> Dang
01:00 <spence> gone
02:00 <spence> ooooh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you homos
02:00 <spence> Oooh 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> does this like like #cricket
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
02:00 <TheRon> fuck no
02:00 <TheRon> you're just unaustralian
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I learnt a new insult this morning
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng lost it at Loof
03:00 <Bastardly_One> HOMOGAY!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all homogays
03:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
03:00 <spence> Umm no 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen her like that before but she went right off at him
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a strange double negative though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gay gay
04:00 <spence> Fuck
04:00 <TheRon> put it together you get uber gay
04:00 <Skrotus> I don't think they're really negatives
04:00 <spence> All over theron
04:00 <Skrotus> else they would cancel each other out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> used as negatives Skrotus
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good point
05:00 <spence> it means straight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong definition
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you get the point though
05:00 <TheRon> wher's the fire?
05:00 <Skrotus> yeah I'm a pedant
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's kind of like ... you wog wog!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> pedantic
05:00 <spence> Lol
05:00 <TheRon> i can't stand the uber gays
05:00 <class_clown> this place has changed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one at Coles in peel st
06:00 <spence> since when clown?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he's annoying to deal with ...
06:00 <TheRon> been to kfc in sebas??
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the guy you mean
06:00 <TheRon> so gay
06:00 <class_clown> 5 years LOL
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon if you told him though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd cry
06:00 <spence> But is he homogay ?
06:00 <TheRon> he's pretty gay
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm not homophobic in the slightest but he's a headache that dude
07:00 <spence> True clown its shit now 
07:00 <spence> All gays are annoying
07:00 <TheRon> it's the over the top gays i have a problem with
08:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxmTeWofBU
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kylie Minogue - Especially For You (Live An Audience With Kylie 6-10-2001) HD (May 14, 2013) 4:42 - Category: Music - 1,869 views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Digerati> that is with lermit
08:00 <Digerati> the frog
08:00 <Digerati> kermit
08:00 <spence> What does kermits finger smell like ?
09:00 <TheRon> pull his finger
09:00 <spence> Bacon 
10:00 <Digerati> dont ask me who did it in 1080p
10:00 <Digerati> but it is 1080p
10:00 <Digerati> and it has Jim Henson in it
10:00 <Digerati> i am confused
11:00 <TheRon> that's not a rubber billy, this is a........
11:00 <TheRon> silly billy
11:00 <Skrotus> except jim henson had been dead for 11 years when that video was recorded
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky <3
11:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
11:00 <TheRon> merry xmas
12:00 <spence> Anyone around dandenong wanna party?
12:00 <spence> Bored 
12:00 <Nikky`> merry boxing day
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Dandy eh?
12:00 <spence> Yeah bastard child 
12:00 <spence> Dandy 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Dandy Nth, Yarraman, Noble Park
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Endevour Hills
12:00 <Bastardly_One> be more specific
13:00 <spence> It's a hole but I'm here so its cool now 
13:00 <Tuftoy> spence u make it cool
13:00 <spence> Dandenong man 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> big area though ...
13:00 <spence> U ok ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, sucks to be you
13:00 <spence> Lol 
13:00 <spence> It's actually fun to be me 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> mate, been to jail? nuh, but I've been Dandenong
13:00 <spence> Lol
14:00 <spence> The only aussies here u can c are in the pub lol 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can tell you of two people in here around your area
14:00 <beehhh> dinosaurs used to live upto 300-500 years
14:00 <spence> Where u at ?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but one of them is pretty fucked up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Me? out of melbourne now
15:00 <spence> Lol 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but I used to live in Springvale Sth
15:00 <spence> K
15:00 <Bastardly_One> down the road from ya
15:00 <spence> I work in springvale 
15:00 <Tuftoy> how far out of melb do u live now?
15:00 <Nikky`> I'm in the other area ppl bag out 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and My ex lives in Dandy Nth
15:00 <spence> Sunshine ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the other other one
15:00 <Bastardly_One> around your way still
15:00 <Skrotus> the major one
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Frankston
16:00 <spence> I'm right in the guts of dandy the fucking Bronx lol 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky does I mean
16:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` are u in frankston?
16:00 <Nikky`> lol I am out of Frankston but close to it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you handle Lonsdale St spence?
16:00 <Tuftoy> lol like a neighbouring suburb
16:00 <spence> Lol I haven't been franga but I've heard its pretty joyous 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU JASON?
17:00 <spence> It's ok man
17:00 <Nikky`> Its not that bad anymore
17:00 <Bastardly_One> (you chasin'?)
17:00 <Digerati> Skrotus, in that video he is in the crowd
17:00 <Digerati> check it again
17:00 <Bastardly_One> WHO THE FUCK IS JASON CUNT?
17:00 <spence> I live on apparently the worst st in town 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Lonsdale?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <spence> Lol chasing Haha 
17:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` isn't like bonbeach and all that further out from frankston
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bonbeach is alright
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in Chelsea Heights
18:00 <Bastardly_One> only gets scummy from about Seaford
18:00 <Bastardly_One> to the Pines
18:00 <spence> Lol 
18:00 <Nikky`> I am on Somerville
18:00 <Skrotus> it's not him Digerati 
18:00 <Nikky`> *in
18:00 <Digerati> who is he ?
18:00 <Tuftoy> Pattersons Lake is nice too
18:00 <spence> What's the worst st in dandenong ?
18:00 <Skrotus> how should I know?
19:00 <spence> My mums at Patterson lakes
19:00 <Digerati> some dude that looks like jim ?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, I reckon Lonsdale St and around the station
19:00 <SmallDownThere> hi all
19:00 <Skrotus> the video is from 2001, henson died in 1990
19:00 <Digerati> dude it was redigitised somehow
19:00 <Tuftoy> spence do u go visit her?
19:00 <Digerati> i know when henson died mate
19:00 <beehhh> nowhere is safe
19:00 <spence> Nah no way my street is worse 
20:00 <spence> Yes tuftoy 
20:00 <beehhh> i'm a good samaritan
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the funniest thing I've seen in Dandy is these junkies having a fight in the middle of the road
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and a car stopping and tooting and swearing at them as if it was an everyday thing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> get off the road you stupid cunts
20:00 <spence> Lol I've seen plenty of junky blues 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but the middle of the road punch on was funny to watch
21:00 <beehhh> winter is peacful
21:00 <Tuftoy> fucking junkies
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a bit different
21:00 <beehhh> i'd have to write a letter to canada
21:00 <Bastardly_One> more the drivers reaction
21:00 <beehhh> about my admission
21:00 <spence> True wouldb nice to c
21:00 <Bastardly_One> of it being a normal thing to them almost
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I found funny
21:00 <spence> hemmings st
21:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` since ur close to the beach, do u kick back at the beach?
22:00 <beehhh> Nikky` swims with whale while at the beach
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be down Nikky`s way next week
22:00 <Tuftoy> she swims with whales, dolphins
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've given her fair warning to be out of the area
22:00 <Nikky`> No I don't Tuftoy
22:00 <spence> lol 
22:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` booo
22:00 <Nikky`> Yes he has and I will escape while I can
22:00 <Nikky`> :P
22:00 <spence> Tuftoy why u ask me if I visit mum 
23:00 <Tuftoy> spence when u visit her kick back at the lake lol
23:00 <Digerati> Skrotus, that can't be henson with the white hair and glasses
23:00 <beehhh> mornington got a new freeway which i never witness it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha @ my housemate trying to organise me
23:00 <Skrotus> no kidding
23:00 <Digerati> i am sure of it
23:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` u should wear ur bikini and then let me see
23:00 <Digerati> it does look like him
23:00 <spence> The water is dirty I was working there the other day plus there's a shitfarm closeby
24:00 <Digerati> plus kylie would not look like that in 1990
24:00 <beehhh> what hurts the most to see when to get betrayed by the loved ones
24:00 <Nikky`> errr yeah nah Tuftoy
24:00 <Tuftoy> spence isn't the lake the major attraction of patterson lake?
24:00 <Digerati> she was a lot cuter
24:00 <spence> i guess but it still sucks 
24:00 <beehhh> boxing day sales even gets better until midnight tonight
25:00 <beehhh> some until 1am
25:00 <spence> Mums in a grouse apartment though 
25:00 <spence> Rich fucker
25:00 <Tuftoy> lol does she get u rich gifts then for xmas?
25:00 <spence> U could say that....
26:00 <beehhh> not many heads for tasmania
26:00 <spence> only if I'm a good boy lol 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> now for a random post
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is so good ... can't wait until it hits the next album he brings out
27:00 <Tuftoy> spence ur always a good boy
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the live version is awesome
27:00 <spence> I am 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth
29:00 <spence> Fk I love the holidays 
29:00 <Tuftoy> fuck and y is that spence?
30:00 <spence> It's good get to sleep in 
30:00 <spence> Drink plenty 
30:00 <Nikky`> I have work tomorrow :o(
30:00 <spence> Go out all night don't have to worry bout work 
31:00 <spence> What's not good...?
31:00 <spence> Only thing I spend too much cash :/
32:00 <spence> but have fun doing it so Meh 
32:00 <Tuftoy> u drink, u sleep in, what else do u do?
32:00 <spence> Go c friends
32:00 <spence> hit the pubs 
33:00 <spence> Go shopping 
33:00 <spence> Eat 
33:00 <spence> Eat more
33:00 <Tuftoy> u forgot the having sex part lol
33:00 <spence> take my daughter out 
33:00 <Tuftoy> spence how old is daughter?
33:00 <spence> Haven't had any luck in the last week 
33:00 <spence> 3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how to keep B1 quiet for 10 mins
34:00 <Bastardly_One> show him a deadmau5 clip
34:00 <spence> Seeing a chick tonight though 
35:00 <spence> And she's effing hot 
35:00 <spence> Works at the pub 
36:00 <spence> She's 24, brunette n hips like boom !
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like older women
37:00 <spence> Lovely days 
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> any 40yo's wanna chat
37:00 <spence> I like all women but this one gorgeous 
37:00 <Tuftoy> yeah there is like heaps of them in this room
37:00 <crIp> cya in 3 weeks fuckers
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i bet
37:00 <crIp> meery xmas hos
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> love is the best
37:00 <crIp> and all that shit
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cya crIpz
38:00 <spence> I better spank the monkey before I go 
39:00 <spence> She Damn hot 
40:00 <spence> I'll be banging her whilst cranking up tech n9ne in ra skyline 
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cmon thats being a selfish lover
40:00 <spence> The 
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ya gotta do it with a partner
41:00 <spence> But I don't wanna finish to quick lol 
47:00 <beehhh> back
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb beehhh 
47:00 <beehhh> thanks
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> How u doing m8
47:00 <beehhh> so so, cant complain
47:00 <beehhh> another year to go for finish this degree
47:00 <British^Meat> beehhh and WiLd_TuRkeY, both formerly banned
48:00 <beehhh> British^Meat flood in your hometown in uk
48:00 <British^Meat> yer?
48:00 <British^Meat> which hometown is that?
48:00 <beehhh> bournemouth
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> British^Meat the loner
48:00 <British^Meat> close
48:00 <British^Meat> but wrong
49:00 <beehhh> who gives a shit about a pommy
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> stupid pom
49:00 <beehhh> so is tony abbott
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> prob got rotten teeth
49:00 <British^Meat> calm down fellahs
49:00 <pupkins> http://i.imgur.com/d6UGAEQ.gif
50:00 <beehhh> canada is very very very cold in winter
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> aw canada would be lovely
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or africa
50:00 <beehhh> i'm planning to take my MBA there
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.tru.ca/mba/
51:00 <pupkins> myy art http://i.imgur.com/piO9Ih4.jpg
51:00 <pupkins> cc welcome
51:00 <beehhh> https://www.grad.ubc.ca/prospective-students/international-students/fees-costs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got someone else hooked on deadmau5
58:00 <Bastardly_One> is he really that good or is it a trick?
58:00 <pupkins> go2 bed joel
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> poohbear
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Did everyone going shopping today for the boxing day sales?
59:00 <Sevi> nope, I don't have the money to spend
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> spent $37 on three hamburgers
59:00 <Sevi> I don't even have $37 for hamburgers
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wasnt my money .. was oldmans
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im a parasite living off my folks
00:00 <Skrotus> seems like expensive hamburgers
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer 9.90 each
00:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, I thought the same thing myself
00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can of coke $2.50
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> side serve of french fries
01:00 <pupkins> ♥♥♥
01:00 <Sevi> I can make 6 hamburgers for less :D
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i said we could of gone to macca's and gotten $3 cheeseburger chips coke
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dads like nah those patties are shit
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> these are real burgers
01:00 <Sevi> I make my own patties
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer dad got a hamburger press for xmas
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dododododododo
03:00 <pupkins> http://i.imgur.com/BCfEwgl.jpg
04:00 <couleurs> that's me
06:00 <aliasd> nice /topic
06:00 <couleurs> your art stinks!!!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> omg what a dirty batheroom.....
07:00 <Bastardly_One> aliasd, hi Chris ... why did you take the double bong vid down?
07:00 <British^Meat> yer
07:00 <British^Meat> put that shit back up
07:00 <couleurs> yer
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yer
08:00 <British^Meat> Or maybe do a......... triple bong pull?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
08:00 <British^Meat> huehue!
08:00 <couleurs> xD
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if he can do a double bong imagine what he could do to ur cock
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> deep throat?
08:00 <aliasd> I am not Chris, but hi.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> suss eh British^Meat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the name of the youtube channel and shit
09:00 <couleurs> i'm chris
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you could be couleurs
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer im a chris
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
09:00 <couleurs> 8====D
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> crwis
09:00 <couleurs> my ascii art
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow you are talented couleurs
09:00 <couleurs> thank u
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Master can i be ur slave
10:00 <couleurs> ok
11:00 <couleurs> i want coffee........
12:00 <shadsam> OI COCK FACED Bastardly_One SIT ON THIS SPASTIC 8====D
12:00 <Skrotus> I thought aliasd was chris for a while but it's not
12:00 <Skrotus> they're both crazy though
12:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KwWfZ52cAk
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FIFA 14 - GIANT HANDS FUNNY GLITCH (Dec 24, 2013) 1:17 - Category: Gaming - 277,131 views - 14,723 likes (99%), 146 dislikes (1%)
12:00 <couleurs> good video
13:00 <simba> whos alisid then? chris calls all his shit alisid
13:00 <aliasd> heh yea I'm a nutcase, but the name is Isaac
13:00 <Skrotus> aliasd is the one that asks zillions of questions isn't it?
13:00 <couleurs> omg imagine playing fifa like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <British^Meat> nope
14:00 <British^Meat> that guy is bigpond
14:00 <Skrotus> oh
14:00 <Skrotus> well I have no idea then
14:00 <aliasd> I do?
14:00 <aliasd> Well, Hi.
14:00 <Skrotus> hi
15:00 <aliasd> The same thing happened on a Freenode channel at the same time
15:00 <aliasd> I used aliasd for years
15:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDUVKUnr0I8 lol minesweeper speed run world record
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Minesweeper Expert :: 00:31.133 *World Record* Speed Run by Kamil M. (2010 SDA) (Dec 25, 2013) 0 - Category: Gaming - 5,238 views - 378 likes (99%), 4 dislikes (1%)
15:00 <Skrotus> I like the gigantic soccer hands
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow my brother is bragging coz he got a ADF medal for 4 years service what a wanker
16:00 <aliasd> :(
17:00 <simba> fuck off shadsam
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get out'
18:00 <Skrotus> no you get out
18:00 <DemonsRun> simba <3
18:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One <3
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> DemonsRun :D
18:00 <aliasd> Been evading a bit?
18:00 <Skrotus> who?
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone want to chat msg me?
19:00 <simba> hiu mom
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im bored
19:00 <couleurs> Ben Dover or Ban Evade
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> someone with some emotional intelligent thnxs
20:00 <Skrotus> good luck with that
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
20:00 <couleurs> Skrotus 4 op
21:00 <aliasd> corpau.blogspot.com/2013/12/perth-cops-anger-goes-viral-in-video.html
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vote 1 for Skrotus to be a COP
21:00 <simba> -
21:00 <simba> [18:45:21] [shadsam PXCP_NOTIFYPOPUP] L;MLML;
21:00 <simba> [18:45:28] [shadsam PXCP_ALARM]
21:00 <simba> [18:47:40] [shadsam PXCP_ALARM]
21:00 <simba> [18:49:40] [shadsam PXCP_ALARM]
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont come back simba haha
22:00 <couleurs> RIP simba
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Did serve austnet for 20 years
23:00 <aliasd> nvm Skrotus 
26:00 <pupkins> fennec_fox: neither
26:00 <Skrotus> have you watched the christmas special yet DemonsRun?
30:00 <thestig> regenration
31:00 <WT-TV> DemonsRun is the devil
31:00 <WT-TV> Lets throw rocks at him
32:00 <WT-TV> Your been served
32:00 <WT-TV> weeeee
32:00 <aliasd> TV is the devil's preacher. So there.
32:00 <WT-TV> everything else is heresay aliasd
34:00 <Skrotus> it's okay I'm not watching it on tv
35:00 <DemonsRun> WT-TV
35:00 <DemonsRun> SHE
35:00 <DemonsRun> idiot
36:00 <DemonsRun> and im watching it now
36:00 <Skrotus> me too
36:00 <DemonsRun> SILENCE WILL FALL
36:00 <stebie> hi Skrotus
36:00 <Skrotus> are we supposed to know why he has a severed cyberman head?
36:00 <Skrotus> hi stebie 
37:00 <DemonsRun> ahh
37:00 <DemonsRun> not really
38:00 <DemonsRun> im about 20 mins ahead of TV
38:00 <Skrotus> okay good
38:00 <DemonsRun> & no ads lol
38:00 <Skrotus> my tv tuner isn't working so I downloaded it
38:00 <Skrotus> abc doesn't have ads
40:00 <DemonsRun> oh well wouldnt know
40:00 <DemonsRun> dont watch it
40:00 <DemonsRun> lol
40:00 <Skrotus> how strange
40:00 <Skrotus> you've never watched it?
41:00 <DemonsRun> not really no
43:00 <DemonsRun> 06/
48:00 <WT-TV> wb fawks
48:00 <WT-TV> wb couleurs
48:00 <couleurs> thank's
48:00 <Skrotus> thanks
49:00 <WT-TV> thnxs
49:00 <couleurs> ilu guys
49:00 <WT-TV> we love u also
49:00 <Skrotus> ilu2
49:00 <WT-TV> mwah
49:00 <couleurs> hugs
50:00 <Doodle> poofs
51:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
51:00 <Doodle> is that a pickup line
51:00 <couleurs> maeby
51:00 <Doodle> kekekekeke
51:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhuhuhuh
52:00 <Skrotus> KEK
52:00 <couleurs> ;o;
52:00 <couleurs> 'p'
52:00 <couleurs> kik
53:00 <couleurs> 1 of the neighbours is playing bad doof doof music very loud and i hope they die
53:00 <Skrotus> they will
53:00 <pupkins> deerhoof hoof
54:00 <aliasd> heh Skrotus 
54:00 <couleurs> heh pupkins 
55:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
56:00 <pupkins> mass murder musical mystery love story~
56:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
56:00 <couleurs> did u guys c this
56:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/idnXrzDtusA
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul's Home Alone Christmas Card (Dec 19, 2013) 2:27 - Category: Entertainment - 223,356 views - 2,641 likes (96.5%), 97 dislikes (3.5%)
57:00 <British^Meat> nope
57:00 <couleurs> it's the best
59:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
00:00 <Skrotus> getting brazil nuts out of their shells in one piece is next to impossible
03:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U1v01SGtGE
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sergio Mendes + Brasil 66 - MAS QUE NADA - In Stereo! (Feb 5, 2010) 2:45 - Category: Music - 2,405,502 views - 11,664 likes (99.3%), 87 dislikes (0.7%)
03:00 <couleurs> In Stereo!
04:00 <spence> What's goin on 
04:00 <Nikky`> Brazil nuts you say
06:00 <Skrotus> it might help if I had a proper nut cracker
06:00 <Nikky`> It might
07:00 <Skrotus> aviation snips are kind of awkward
11:00 <Shadowgate> NIkky is hilarious
11:00 <Shadowgate> she kills peopl eof laughter
11:00 <Skrotus> nuts are more trouble than they're worth tbh
11:00 <Skrotus> too much mess
11:00 <Shadowgate> SKrotus said nuts his funny lol
12:00 <couleurs> Shadowgate is funny cos he said Skrotus said nuts
12:00 <fawks> hahahahah lol
12:00 <fawks> ugh it rained and now it's muggy
12:00 <fawks> pls die
12:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))))
12:00 <couleurs> okay :(
13:00 <fawks> not u ok
13:00 <Immutable> :(
13:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
13:00 <DemonsRun> WELL
13:00 <DemonsRun> that was a shit ending
13:00 <fawks> it's a great ending
13:00 <Skrotus> yeah it's gonna be dumb
13:00 <fawks> pierers dead
13:00 <DemonsRun> wrong ending
13:00 <fawks> ph
13:00 <fawks> oh
14:00 <DemonsRun> <---
14:00 <DemonsRun> doctor who
14:00 <couleurs> Pieter de Pierre
14:00 <Skrotus> no more regenerations yet we already know who the next doctor is
14:00 <fawks> I feel like nachos but i don't have Doritos 
14:00 <fawks> or salsa
14:00 <fawks> or cheese.
14:00 <Skrotus> it's like the time they said daleks are dead for the last time ever
14:00 <fawks> whos daleks
15:00 <couleurs> https://24.media.tumblr.com/d9cae7c873a406e2ed951e8d8da2d56d/tumblr_mwff46HNuR1t11f3to1_250.gif
15:00 <Skrotus> they're the most iconic bad guys from doctor who, they look kind of like a salt shaker with a toilet plunger for an arm
16:00 <DemonsRun> oh you're only up to that Skrotus
16:00 <DemonsRun> xD
16:00 <DemonsRun> lots more to come
16:00 <DemonsRun> but the ending is quick. and dissapointing
16:00 <DemonsRun> IMO
16:00 <Skrotus> nah it's almost the end
17:00 <Loof> i did a shit
17:00 <DemonsRun> moffat is okay for the show, but...
17:00 <DemonsRun> he cant keep the story straight
17:00 <Skrotus> I want him to bring back the time lords but it's clearly not going to happen
17:00 <DemonsRun> & it all gets blamed on time travel
18:00 <DemonsRun> && no!!!! no timelords. that defeats the whole purpose of him being "the only one left" 
18:00 <Skrotus> well to be fair it's never really been consistent
18:00 <DemonsRun> which has been the main point
18:00 <Skrotus> it wasn't always the main point
18:00 <Skrotus> at first he was an outcast
18:00 <DemonsRun> when davies wrote the show, he at least had things planned out
19:00 <Skrotus> they didn't plan the regenerations afaik
19:00 <DemonsRun> like, the master was planned well before anyone knew what was coming
19:00 <DemonsRun> 1st ep with donna, "orders from whatshisface*, fire at will"
19:00 <DemonsRun> that was WELL before he came into the show
19:00 <DemonsRun> its nothing like that now.
19:00 <DemonsRun> brb
20:00 <Skrotus> I think they should bring douglas adams back from the dead and put him in charge
21:00 <aliasd> I more think putting people in charge is the problem.
22:00 <aliasd> But yea, we would do better with artists than psychopathic bureaucrats 
22:00 <Skrotus> okay we're talking about doctor who
22:00 <Skrotus> but we couldn't do much worse
23:00 <WT-TV> "Be a light to the world, so others recognize the light in themselves."
24:00 <Skrotus> I hope peter capaldi swears lots
24:00 <Skrotus> but he won't :(
24:00 <thestig> regeneration was a bit quick
24:00 <Skrotus> yeah
24:00 <gib> alias whats the d stand for?
24:00 <gib> hi
25:00 <Skrotus> it's nice though I thought they were going to drag it out forever
25:00 <aliasd> heh I really got to read more lines before I fire
26:00 <gib> aliasd i asked you a question?
26:00 <DemonsRun> no they dragged matt out forever
26:00 <gib> whats the d stand for
26:00 <Skrotus> tenants was worse
26:00 <aliasd> it's the one after c
26:00 <DemonsRun> it was
26:00 <DemonsRun> eccelston wasnt bad
26:00 <aliasd> it could mean daemon
27:00 <DemonsRun> COULD aliasd
27:00 <DemonsRun> could also mean dick
27:00 <aliasd> not demon demon
27:00 <Skrotus> aliasdick
27:00 <DemonsRun> doormat, 
27:00 <DemonsRun> drive
27:00 <DemonsRun> etc
27:00 <DemonsRun> ok showertime.
27:00 <DemonsRun> bbl
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me some women are just
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is so true what they say about blonds
30:00 <spence> Lol pandas
30:00 <gib> ness ness can we undress bless
30:00 <aliasd> PandasDontDrive, I got a bit of a middle aged princess around here the past few weeks myself and I am about to explode. 
30:00 <ness> lol
30:00 <ness> do i know you gib?
30:00 <gib> :)
31:00 <gib> nah just rythmes
33:00 <gib> if i knew how to spell coress
33:00 <gib> proper
33:00 <gib> line would have been longer
33:00 <Excessive> caress?
34:00 <gib> kk caress on the mattress
35:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive, do u want to talk about your housemate again?
35:00 <British^Meat> just do it
35:00 <British^Meat> you dont need to wait for us to ask who/what youre talking about
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol spence
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> no, but you want to talk about me to me.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry christmas ps. i came
36:00 <gib> you came you saw you kissed much arse?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> id kiss urs
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> sexi ass
37:00 <gib> thanx
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;) netime
38:00 <gib> i got gta5 and underwear for xmas
39:00 <Nikky`> wd
39:00 <gib> got seven pairs with days labeled on them
39:00 <gib> rofl
40:00 <faux> Rofl/
40:00 <gib> whats + mean
40:00 <faux> believer of christ
40:00 <gib> i dont believe i know
41:00 <couleurs> that's handy, when someone asks you what day it is you can drop your pants 
41:00 <gib> ikr
41:00 <Sevi> gib, do you put all 7 pairs on at once, that way you only have to remove one a day?
42:00 <gib> i stopped wearing underwear
42:00 <Nikky`> Let ya bits air eh
42:00 <gib> i'm free free balling
44:00 <gib> how many missions in gta5 do i have to do to get to strippers?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think ur nick is ace gib
46:00 <gib> used to play looks of quake
46:00 <gib> so gibs everywhere
50:00 <gib> you dont drive so you can
56:00 <DemonsRun> damn that was a good shower
57:00 <British^Meat> please gib, dont get him any more pissed up...
57:00 <gib> kk
58:00 <gib> lol
58:00 <gib> i want to send someone a msg now a chick on fb
59:00 <gib> fucken
59:00 <gib> i fucken well should
00:00 <couleurs> lol @ lier lier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <gib> proves ppl are assholes
01:00 <DemonsRun> the fuck are you on about?
02:00 <gib> can say to you
02:00 <gib> cant
02:00 <gib> only one person i trust i can say to and they are busy
02:00 <DemonsRun> righto.
02:00 <DemonsRun> weirdooooooo
03:00 <Loof> hey fawks :D
03:00 <fawks> hello
03:00 <Loof> we're full Fennec_Fox gtfo
05:00 <Loof> sif idle cunts
06:00 <couleurs> wb Loof 
07:00 <Loof> cocks really weight you down
09:00 <couleurs> u
10:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
11:00 <Loof> gtfo ana_ng fucking redneck
12:00 <Loof> when you said "bye melbourne" i was hoping you wouldn't come back loser
12:00 <Loof> HOMOGAYS!
12:00 <Ana_Ng> hi loof :)
12:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Loof> might take my pills and sleep
13:00 <Loof> so so sleepy
15:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <Loof> i know what i can do, look at the christmas home videos!
16:00 <Loof> havent seen them yet
17:00 <Loof> new years is going to be so sweet
17:00 <Loof> gonna get so fucked up
17:00 <ness> where are you going Loof?
17:00 <MrMark> booo!
18:00 <ness> hi MrMark
18:00 <Loof> nowhere ness, going out is too expensive and i always feel anxious there's going to be violence
18:00 <Loof> drunken violence no thanks
19:00 <ness> so you are going to stay home and party on your own
19:00 <Loof> yeah :)
19:00 <ness> party of one?
19:00 <Loof> 3
20:00 <Loof> wife and 2 year old son
20:00 <ness> ah ok
21:00 <Loof> i'm old i dont like to leave the house lol
21:00 <Loof> i dont like the look of them teenagers
21:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfwhausybasybswax
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> some ppl r so stupid loofs
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin my head in
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta call cops
26:00 <couleurs> yer
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> why send a fkn txt
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> when they know i dont have credit
27:00 <Sevi> I'm so glad I don't have to worry about the credit issue
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> dying your hair blond must do it to some ppl mang
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i ditched my phone just over a yr ago then my mum wanted to make sure she could keep in contact n gave me this iphone 4
28:00 <couleurs> Sick
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye bro glad i transferred all my music to it aye coz when i formatted i forgot about the music
30:00 <Sevi> PandasDontDrive, where as I don't want to talk to anyone, so I put my phone on silent and shove it in my pillow case, then walk away
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
30:00 <couleurs> yer
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
30:00 <Skrotus> people don't call me anyway
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> after today
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> im severin ties with mum as mother n son
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> leave it only business i told her
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she agreed
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> all cause of this blond bimbo
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> tryin to call so i can call cops
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
31:00 <Sevi> aww poor Skrotus
31:00 <Sevi> hey spence :)
32:00 <Skrotus> no it's okay they don't call me because I don't answer
32:00 <couleurs> wing wing wing wing hello Skrotus pls pik up
32:00 <Loof> aww pandas bro :(
32:00 <Loof> when ur sad i'm sad
32:00 <couleurs> yer
32:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sad
32:00 <Loof> hey \Romeo_ :)
33:00 <\Romeo_> hiya
33:00 <\Romeo_> what up??
33:00 <\Romeo_> :)
33:00 <Loof> not much man
33:00 <Loof> coffee?
33:00 <\Romeo_> okay
33:00 <\Romeo_> yes please
33:00 <Loof> sweeet
33:00 <\Romeo_> :P
33:00 <Loof> hehe
33:00 <Loof> coffee rules
34:00 <Sevi> coffee is yuck :P
34:00 <Sevi> you can have mine :)
35:00 <spence> Coffee is not yuck
35:00 <\Romeo_> damn computer crashes
35:00 <\Romeo_> lattee`
35:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=620089064718459&set=vb.431034103623957&type=2&theater
35:00 <Loof> you like tea sevi?
36:00 <Sevi> nah
36:00 <Loof> not a caffeine person huh?
36:00 <Sevi> not really
36:00 <Loof> cool
36:00 <Sevi> I drink a lot of water
36:00 <Loof> that must be awesome
36:00 <\Romeo_> Sevi how are you?
36:00 <Skrotus> do you like hot chocolate?
36:00 <Sevi> gd tyvm \Romeo_, you?
37:00 <\Romeo_> cool
37:00 <Sevi> I don't mind hot chocolate, but I prefer cold drinks to hot drinks
37:00 <\Romeo_> yep happy as a fool  
37:00 <Skrotus> me too
37:00 <\Romeo_> redbull is good nd cool
37:00 <Loof> pills are creepign up on me
37:00 <\Romeo_> redb ull is good and cool
37:00 <Sevi> ewwww redbull
37:00 <\Romeo_> mmm
37:00 <Sevi> I don't do energy drinks either
38:00 <\Romeo_> i c
38:00 <Skrotus> I do at exam time
38:00 <spence> Sevi what about coke 
38:00 <spence> Pepsi
38:00 <Sevi> spence, not very often on those either
38:00 <Sevi> only when going out for dinner
39:00 <Sevi> and even then I don't always drink coke, usually its just water
39:00 <Loof> you'll probably outlive us all sevi hehe
39:00 <Sevi> maybe, maybe not
39:00 <Loof> do you eat vegetables too?
39:00 <Sevi> yes I eat vegetables
39:00 <Sevi> I eat fruit too
39:00 <Loof> i dont
39:00 <Sevi> I also eat meat
39:00 <Loof> nice
39:00 <spence> KFC ?
40:00 <Sevi> I haven't had kfc in about 6 months
40:00 <spence> Maccas?
40:00 <Loof> wish i liked veggies, would help me go to the toilet
40:00 <Sevi> once or twice a month, that stuff tastes like cardboard to me
40:00 <spence> Hogs breath ?
40:00 <Sevi> last time I was at hogs breath was in september
40:00 <Sevi> for a birthday
41:00 <slower> whats with the silly questions
41:00 <spence> Pizza ?
41:00 <spence> Fuck u slower 
41:00 <Loof> no such thing as a silly question, only silly answers
41:00 <ness> hogs breath is disgusting
41:00 <Sevi> I had a slice of pizza last week
41:00 <spence> Don't like it Fuck off 
41:00 <slower> spence why are you such a imature dick
41:00 <spence> What kind of pizza ?
41:00 <Sevi> butchers block
42:00 <spence> Nice 
42:00 <\Romeo_> i have meat lovers
42:00 <Loof> my wifes a meat lover ;P
42:00 <stompin> FAGS
42:00 <\Romeo_> lol
42:00 <Sevi> hey stompin :)
42:00 <Sevi> Loof, I'm a meat lover too LOL
42:00 <spence> Slower like i said don't like it take a walk 
42:00 <British^Meat> heh meat
43:00 <Loof> sup bm
43:00 <British^Meat> no i havent
43:00 <British^Meat> i mean hi
43:00 <Loof> k
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <slower> as i said imature, 
43:00 <Sevi> *immature
43:00 <slower> ened of conversation
43:00 <spence> Thank u Sevi at least I can spell lol 
43:00 <Sevi> so who is immature and why?
44:00 <slower> *end
44:00 <\Romeo_> tried to change my nick to - icantopenmyeyesevenifyoutoldmeto
44:00 <spence> I am apparently 
44:00 <spence> Just a big kid at heart lol 
44:00 <Sevi> its ok spence :)
44:00 <DemonsRun> guys... dont ever do your gf's washing.
44:00 <Sevi> I like the big kids :)
44:00 <DemonsRun> EVER
45:00 <\Romeo_> spence you full of holiday spirit?
45:00 <Loof> skidmarks demonsrun?
45:00 <DemonsRun> no Loof.
45:00 <DemonsRun> my bf fucked my expensive as hell sports bra which took me 2 months to find -.-
45:00 <spence> Yeah I am Romeo...and crown lager 
45:00 <\Romeo_> nice
45:00 <Sevi> oh no :(
45:00 <Loof> holy shit DemonsRun that sucks :(
45:00 <Loof> sorry to hear it
46:00 <DemonsRun> $80 frikken down the drain.
46:00 <Loof> fuck
46:00 <Sevi> you making him pay for new one?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf this is BULLSHIT
46:00 <DemonsRun> cant get them in my size anymore.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> just called cops
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> so they can come around settle this shit
46:00 <Sevi> :(
46:00 <Loof> and a bra is a necessity
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> n the dumb shit
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt out front
46:00 <Sevi> not even online?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> where they should be.
46:00 <gib> what happened PandasDontDrive?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol loofs
46:00 <gib> who did what?
46:00 <couleurs> did he put the bra on and break it?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh bro!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh just some shit man
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
46:00 <DemonsRun> unless someone has a 2nd hand, which the ladies are all very reluctant to sell, i doubt ill find another
47:00 <DemonsRun> each store only gets on of the size L
47:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
47:00 <Serenity> [6:45pm] <DemonsRun> my bf fucked my expensive as hell sports bra which took me 2 months to find -.-
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna look like a dick soon as cops rock up n nobody else is here but me
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n this chick
47:00 <Serenity> wtf did he do to it
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <Skrotus> do bras have to be washed in a special way?
47:00 <DemonsRun> couleurs he put it through the damn dryer lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezzzzzzzzzzzz
47:00 <Sevi> can they special order it for you?
47:00 <Skrotus> ahhh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry xmas d00d
47:00 <Serenity> yes Skrotus
47:00 <DemonsRun> no Sevi
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
47:00 <Sevi> Skrotus yes
47:00 <Sevi> man that sucks :(
47:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity its a frikken Lorna Jane! -.- its fooked :(
47:00 <Serenity> well bras with underwires
47:00 <Skrotus> I've only ever done my own washing
47:00 <Serenity> oh no DemonsRun :(
48:00 <Skrotus> and I don't even seperate the colours
48:00 <DemonsRun> OH WELL
48:00 <DemonsRun> i'll find another he can pay for xD
48:00 <Serenity> i dont seperate colours either
48:00 <Serenity> never have
48:00 <DemonsRun> i dont seperate colours.
48:00 <Sevi> Skrotus, everything I own is dark
48:00 <DemonsRun> but i handwash my LJ
48:00 <\alienated> so anyone stoned?
49:00 <\alienated> hi mandyJane 
49:00 <mandyjane> Hi
49:00 <\alienated> :)
49:00 <\alienated> how was your day?
50:00 <DemonsRun> i quite like this one
50:00 <DemonsRun> http://www.lornajane.com.au/121305/Tropicana-Sports-Bra
50:00 <mandyjane> Was busy yours?
51:00 <\alienated> ah okay
51:00 <\alienated> yep slept in again
51:00 <\alienated> :)
51:00 <couleurs> yer mang
51:00 <Sevi> I like that one :)
51:00 <mandyjane> Lucky you
51:00 <\alienated> ta
51:00 <\alienated> so have you ever kissed a boy mandyJane?
51:00 <mandyjane> Never
52:00 <\alienated> ahaha
52:00 <\alienated> okay
52:00 <mandyjane> I'm lesbian kthanks
52:00 <gib> :)
52:00 <Immutable> verified
52:00 <\alienated> mmm
53:00 <\alienated> broke my playstation ontroller again
53:00 <spence> Mmm this is good chicken soup I should be a chef 
53:00 <\alienated> broke my playstation Kontroller again
53:00 <RadeoActiv> mmm lesbians, nice
54:00 <\alienated> lesbian soup
54:00 <RadeoActiv> lesbian fillet of whatever
54:00 <gib> dont no
54:00 <gib> drunken mess tonite
54:00 <RadeoActiv> ahhh she left
55:00 <gib> yeah to eat carpet
55:00 <spence> Homogay soup 
55:00 <RadeoActiv> I like lesbians, I can watch them all day
55:00 <\alienated> anyone high?
55:00 <RadeoActiv> no but I'm fairly pissed
56:00 <\alienated> pizzzed
56:00 <\alienated> drinking beer wine or spirits?
56:00 <RadeoActiv> beer
56:00 <RadeoActiv> corona
56:00 <\alienated> cool
56:00 <spence> Yep beer mate 
56:00 <spence> Crownies 
57:00 <\alienated> VB 4 me
57:00 <\alienated> i love crown lager
57:00 <spence> Nice 
57:00 <spence> I love grog 
57:00 <Immutable> crown lager didn't love me very much when I had 12 of them
57:00 <spence> Lol 
57:00 <mandyjane> Hi spence
58:00 <RadeoActiv> I like mexican, beer and pussy
58:00 <mandyjane> Lol 12
58:00 <\alienated> mandyjane what are you wearing at the moment?
58:00 <spence> I've had around 12 today
58:00 <spence> no worries
58:00 <Immutable> lol I've been drinking hein
58:00 <spence> started at 11 tho
58:00 <RadeoActiv> only had 10 myself
58:00 <Immutable> it's a much less dirty bear
58:00 <\alienated> 7 beers then 8 beers
58:00 <RadeoActiv> started at 3:30 pm
58:00 <spence> its ok hein
59:00 <mandyjane> I like Carlton dry
59:00 <RadeoActiv> only got a couple left though
59:00 <\alienated> mandyJane do you like bourbon?
59:00 <mandyjane> And I only had three schooners today :(
59:00 <mandyjane> no I don't like burbon
59:00 <\alienated> ok
59:00 <\alienated> i do
59:00 <\alienated> um
59:00 <spence> Lol how good are schooners!!
00:00 <mandyjane> Fucking amazing
00:00 <RadeoActiv> they sail the seven seas
00:00 <mandyjane> Brushin my teef brb
00:00 <\alienated> mandyjane do you have a fave day of the week?
00:00 <\alienated> ok
00:00 <Immutable> debating whether video games and porn or
00:00 <spence> Put a couple schooners away in my time :l
00:00 <Immutable> doing the ironing
01:00 <\alienated> PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
01:00 <\alienated> ca$H
01:00 <\alienated> PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRN_
01:00 <spence> Lol liar liar 
01:00 <Immutable> I'm not lying
01:00 <RadeoActiv> penis on fire
01:00 <Immutable> those are the options
01:00 <spence> I meant the movie lol liar liar 
02:00 <spence> It's on 
02:00 <Immutable> fight me nig nogs
02:00 <mandyjane> Porn
02:00 <RadeoActiv> porn is good
02:00 <\alienated> mandyjane do you work?
02:00 <\alienated> i used to work
03:00 <British^Meat> heh
03:00 <British^Meat> porn
04:00 <Immutable> porn and beer it is
04:00 <\alienated> Immutable what else can you chuck?
04:00 <Rak> woodchucks
04:00 <\alienated> hehe
04:00 <Immutable> lol nothing else ... everything else I like
04:00 <\alienated> i c
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckin ell
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> two chick cops come around
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL useless
05:00 <gib> hot
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to send them back
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but they couldnt handle this guy LOLOL
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHA
05:00 <mandyjane> Is it weird to clean the house entirely spotless before going away for holiday?
05:00 <Immutable> yah that's like expected
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> is ok cause he sprinted anyway dumbfuck gotta love him lol is my cousin
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol
05:00 <RadeoActiv> they should have fucked him, then when he was tired they could arrest him
05:00 <gib> once wrestling with cops i made them fall over like 6 times one on each arm
06:00 <gib> till i let them control me
06:00 <\alienated> orgasm
06:00 <mandyjane> I don't resist. Once the cops have arrived I'll behave
06:00 <mandyjane> It's just an extra charge that no one needs
06:00 <\alienated> mandyjane you ever have good sex?
07:00 <\alienated> i used to
07:00 <RadeoActiv> she's a lesbian, she has good sex all lthe time
07:00 <\alienated> i'll bet
07:00 <\alienated> mmm
07:00 <mandyjane> ;)
07:00 <spence> Lol sickos
07:00 <\alienated> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
07:00 <RadeoActiv> doesn't have to deal with dirty guys and their dirty cocks
08:00 <Immutable> no taste
08:00 <RadeoActiv> sticking them in anything wet
08:00 <spence> Lol vaginas aren't dirty??? Bitch please !
08:00 <\alienated> cheese and trout
08:00 <RadeoActiv> disgusting
08:00 <simba> cum
08:00 <\alienated> :)
08:00 <British^Meat> heh, simba and his cum
08:00 <mandyjane> A vagina is the only self cleansing organ on the human body
09:00 <spence> Still stinks in the morning though lol 
09:00 <gib> bullshit how do cuts heal mandyjane
09:00 <gib> ?
09:00 <mandyjane> Lol you sniffin the wrong vaginas
09:00 <spence> Lol maybe 
09:00 <RadeoActiv> vaginas are cool
09:00 <spence> Highly doubtful 
10:00 <mandyjane> That's a whole different process 
10:00 <\Romeo> hi simba
10:00 <spence> Cool if u like smoked cod 
10:00 <slower> eye cleans itself
10:00 <RadeoActiv> I do
10:00 <gib> if you quit smoking lungs clean themselfs
10:00 <mandyjane> Nope. 
10:00 <spence> Lol radioactiv
10:00 <\Romeo> avacado
10:00 <\Romeo> time
10:00 <RadeoActiv> I gave up smoking in 2006 and I am still coughing
10:00 <mandyjane> Eyes are lubricated. That's what they do. Vaginas clean themself after they do what they do
10:00 <gib> mucus and blood yay
10:00 <\Romeo> i always smoke
11:00 <spence> Dr oz said the pussy is a self cleansing oven lol
11:00 <spence> must be true mj
11:00 <mandyjane> Dr oz lol
11:00 <\Romeo> hi simba
11:00 <mandyjane> Mj knows her vaginas ok
11:00 <Immutable> fucken want to make robots
11:00 <spence> I swear he did 
11:00 <Immutable> want to make little walkers
11:00 <mandyjane> Immutable, are u on drugs?
11:00 <\Romeo> spence you ever tried a joint?
11:00 <mandyjane> You're all on something!
11:00 <Immutable> no I just have an ee degree bitch
11:00 <RadeoActiv> everyone in here is on drugws
11:00 <spence> Plenty Romeo 
11:00 <RadeoActiv> drugs
11:00 <\Romeo> cools
12:00 <RadeoActiv> haven't you been paying attention?
12:00 <Immutable> make little robot slaves
12:00 <mandyjane> Not me radeo
12:00 <\Romeo> DrUgS
12:00 <spence> I'm an ex Bing junky
12:00 <Immutable> do my bidding
12:00 <\Romeo> mmm i c
12:00 <spence> bong
12:00 <RadeoActiv> well, of course not you
12:00 <Immutable> mwah
12:00 <mandyjane> :( fml
12:00 <Immutable> mwahahaha
12:00 <RadeoActiv> you were asking the question
12:00 <Immutable> mwahahahahahaha
13:00 <\Romeo> so um yeah mandyjane what is your fave types of drink?
13:00 <mandyjane> Beer
13:00 <mandyjane> Duh
13:00 <\Romeo> ah cool
13:00 <Immutable> I think I'm out of pics
13:00 <mandyjane> Guiseeee
13:00 <couleurs> u guys r fkn boren yer
13:00 <mandyjane> You know those makita stereos?
13:00 <RadeoActiv> beer is kinda corny,  it makes you very horny
13:00 <mandyjane> I won one of them. XD 
13:00 <\Romeo> mandyjane ever tried spirits?
13:00 <spence> Lol makita
13:00 <mandyjane> Lol what do u think I'm 12 or something mate?
13:00 <\Romeo> stero
14:00 <\Romeo> 12 aye
14:00 <Immutable> vegemite sandwiches make me horny
14:00 <spence> lol mj
14:00 <mandyjane> It'll be handy next time I'm on site. ;) lol
14:00 <Sevi> Canadian club gets me all horny LOL
14:00 <mandyjane> Sexy wimminz get me horny
14:00 <\Romeo> mandyjane doing much next year?
14:00 <RadeoActiv> pussy gets me horny but it leaves me in the morning
14:00 <spence> abalone makes me horny
15:00 <mandyjane> That's the kind of pussy you need radeo
15:00 <\Romeo> so thirsty
15:00 <mandyjane> Stahp it immutable
15:00 <spence> u may have diabetes romeo
15:00 <stompin> tits out mandyjane
15:00 <\Romeo> hehe
15:00 <\Romeo> holy shit
16:00 <Immutable> :O
16:00 <\Romeo> um
16:00 <Immutable> I really need to work out
16:00 <\Romeo> i feel fit though
16:00 <Immutable> :/
17:00 <\Romeo> need to get some eggs
17:00 <spence> I'm kidding but yeah maybe diabetic
17:00 <\Romeo> got a big cup for christmas
17:00 <\Romeo> still drinking a bad strain of coffee
18:00 <\Romeo> ...
18:00 <mandyjane> You are a strain
18:00 <\Romeo> ta
18:00 <RadeoActiv> corona, corona, you're making me pissed
18:00 <Immutable> mew!
18:00 <mandyjane> Mew 
18:00 <\Romeo> what would someone do with twenty five dollars?
18:00 <mandyjane> Mew mew pew pew
18:00 <mandyjane> 4bottles of cheap wine
18:00 <Mew> homieeees
19:00 <\Romeo> mmm
19:00 <\Romeo> okay
19:00 <couleurs> hi Mew 
19:00 <mandyjane> How was your Christmas mew? :)
19:00 <spence> Put it in 5 dragons 1.50 a spin
19:00 <Mew> ive gone through a few clean skins the last few days lol
19:00 <\Romeo> ooo 
19:00 <Mew> lovely thx mj urs?
19:00 <mandyjane> Fucking moths annoying me
19:00 <Mew> hi couleo what u do today
19:00 <mandyjane> Yeah was great. :) really enjoyed spending the day with my grub
20:00 <spence> eat him 
20:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home n u
20:00 <Mew> me watch tv
20:00 <couleurs> u go girl
20:00 <mandyjane> Moth in me boobs
20:00 <\Romeo> hi Mew, how was your christmas?
20:00 <mandyjane> This shit is ridiculous
21:00 <\Romeo> fat chicks
21:00 <spence> Tittie slap that fucker
21:00 <gib> some fat chicks aint fat
21:00 <gib> they just right
21:00 <\Romeo> skinny chicks
21:00 <spence> love chubby 
21:00 <mandyjane> I squished him spence lol
21:00 <gib> ewww skinny chicks
21:00 <Immutable> eh I prefer fat chicks to skinny chicks
22:00 <spence> Big arse 
22:00 <Mew> i luv dem spanish gurls
22:00 <spence> Lol mj 
22:00 <mandyjane> Awww I like chubby girls
22:00 <gib> its all about the person not what they look like
22:00 <mandyjane> With the big round but in your face
22:00 <gib> can i look to Sevi
22:00 <spence> My mate is Spanish he's a cool mofucker
22:00 <gib> ?
23:00 <Sevi> no you can't :)
23:00 <mandyjane> LOL biggest load of shit ever gib
23:00 <mandyjane> Hi Picard 
23:00 <Picard> hi
24:00 <thestig> hi
24:00 <Picard> thestig
24:00 <thestig> picard
24:00 <couleurs> hi Scarlett^Witchonson
24:00 <couleurs> fuck you then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <spence> Lol
24:00 <Picard> she left moron
24:00 <mandyjane> Lol
25:00 <\RomeO^> eating a burger
25:00 <\RomeO^> atm
25:00 <mandyjane> Is Romeo Chris?
25:00 <spence> lol the claw!!!!
25:00 <\RomeO^> nope
25:00 <\RomeO^> mandyJane had any realationships?
26:00 <mandyjane> Realationships lol
26:00 <\RomeO^> :)
26:00 <spence> Romeo u a trippa
27:00 <spence> Romeo do you like walks on the beach ?
27:00 <\RomeO^> yes sometimes
27:00 <\RomeO^> you?
27:00 <spence> U ask random as questions man its tripped out lol 
27:00 <\RomeO^> ahh
27:00 <spence> No lol its too hard walking on sand 
27:00 <mandyjane> Romeo when you go for walks on beach do u fetch the stick for ur master
28:00 <\RomeO^> o really
28:00 <\RomeO^> :)
28:00 <gib> ahh..
28:00 <\RomeO^> mandyJane ever been filmed naked? 
28:00 <gib> boooze burps
28:00 <Immutable> :/
28:00 <spence> I like sex on the beach 
28:00 <Immutable> I'm bored
28:00 <mandyjane> Romeo ever seen a naked chick Irl
28:00 <\RomeO^> yep
28:00 <mandyjane> Romeo ever had worms?
29:00 <spence> Lol mj
29:00 <mandyjane> Romeo what's your stance on gay marriage
29:00 <\RomeO^> no stance
29:00 <\RomeO^> you?
29:00 <Immutable> well gay robots should be allowed to marry if they want to
29:00 <\RomeO^> You?
29:00 <mandyjane> So it doesn't bother you?
29:00 <\RomeO^> not at all
29:00 <spence> Romeo u left or right handed ?
29:00 <\RomeO^> right
29:00 <\RomeO^> :P
30:00 <\RomeO^> you?
30:00 <Immutable> when you see a red light you?
30:00 <\RomeO^> 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
30:00 <mandyjane> I'd love to see everyone treated as equals and given the chance to be married. Although I hate marriage. Gay or straight. But if that's what ppl wanna do let em
30:00 <\RomeO^> 333333333333333333333333333333333333333
30:00 <Immutable> system error romeo
30:00 <spence> Cool do u scrunch or fold ??
30:00 <spence> Right man 
30:00 <\RomeO^> yeah system
30:00 <\RomeO^> ;)
30:00 <Immutable> eh I want to get married
30:00 <Immutable> :/
30:00 <gib> marriage is to say you can have none bastard children
30:00 <pupkins> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YYHZb-8OWM
31:00 <gib> non
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Widowspeak - Wicked Game (Nov 1, 2012) 3:48 - Category: Music - 2,403 views - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <mandyjane> Romeo. How do u feel bout interracial breeding?
31:00 <Immutable> but I can't stop chatting up girls that run in the mornings
31:00 <spence> Bastard child 
31:00 <Immutable> so sad
31:00 <\RomeO^> dunno
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and like
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <spence> Lol mj 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally alone
31:00 <Immutable> THEY HAVE GOOD BUTTS
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn cig time
31:00 <mandyjane> I'm a folder!!!
31:00 <spence> Romeo do u like pandas ?
31:00 <gib> if gays can get married they have to delete bastard childs
31:00 <gib> so will not work
31:00 <spence> Me to mj
31:00 <Immutable> what about gay ROBOTS?
32:00 <\RomeO^> i would like to know what you think about interracial breeding?
32:00 <mandyjane> It's disgusting 
32:00 <\RomeO^> i c
32:00 <\RomeO^> deep
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
32:00 <spence> Romeo do u shave ur ballbag?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> got this 12 dollars on me
32:00 <gib> sup 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin
32:00 <\RomeO^> i fuck with my ball bag
32:00 <mandyjane> I wish I could grow a beard :(
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> nxt door sells smokes for 11
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope mogas does too
32:00 <mandyjane> Get it in all deep like
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> mj bitch sup
33:00 <\RomeO^> anyone had lunch?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> im all deep in yo mind bitch
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
33:00 <mandyjane> Lol not much :) 
33:00 <spence> Romeo were u on home and away ?
33:00 <mandyjane> You should be all deep elsewhere ;)
33:00 <\RomeO^> yeah ive seen that show
33:00 <Immutable> get in PandasDontDrive 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> mj
33:00 <mandyjane> :p
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hadda call the cops try to remove my cousin
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> he went skitzo LOL
34:00 <mandyjane> OMG
34:00 <mandyjane> MOTH ON MY FACE
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ran off butt
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol butt
34:00 <spence> Moth fuckin city 
34:00 <mandyjane> lol can't handle the crack ey
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> he b fine tomoz
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk him
34:00 <mandyjane> Ruby left me door open gr
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> got rest here LOL
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> he can crash in the fkn street
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> supp with u MJ
34:00 <eVapouration-_> sex
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> u warm?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> moist?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
35:00 <spence> Crack sucks 
35:00 <mandyjane> I'm thinking I'm gonna fap and go sleep. Gotta et up at 5am
35:00 <eVapouration-_> crack aye
35:00 <mandyjane> All the above pandas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive>  ahaq
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
35:00 <Rak> hahaha 5am suck it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> b my weapon man
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> we can movie star it
35:00 <mandyjane> Well rak. Funny how you chime in when I say fap
35:00 <spence> Lol rak
35:00 <gib> who wants to shout me weed?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill pick u up spin u round knockin out dudes
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> me
35:00 <romeo> mandyJane do you like to orgasm?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> just no weed left.
36:00 <Rak> i have a highluight for your nick and the word fap
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
36:00 <spence> Lol romeo
36:00 <mandyjane> I'm heading your way tomorrow sir
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all need weed.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> msg British^Meat
36:00 <mandyjane> I bet u do rak
36:00 <romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> he got weed
36:00 <romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
36:00 <spence> Fuck weed
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha cool guy
36:00 <Rak> oh to the 'gong?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One!!!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm
36:00 <mandyjane> Yes sir
36:00 <gib> weed helps me breathe better
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I have weed but unless you're female and put out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got fuck all chance
36:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
36:00 <spence> weed is weed 
36:00 <RadeoActiv> rofl
36:00 <Rak> from one shit hole to the other ;)
36:00 <mandyjane> Drug induced anxiety
37:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive, did u get a new nose for Xmas?
37:00 <mandyjane> Via the largest shit hole of them all
37:00 <DemonsRun> DUSTY! <3
37:00 <Rak> hahahaha sif :P
37:00 <mandyjane> Lol
37:00 <spence> Let's get a hose n alfoil n make a billy man....fucking druggo
37:00 <romeo> spence you like dating websites?
38:00 <spence> nope u?
38:00 <Picard> British^Meat he got a new model room mate 
38:00 <romeo> not yet involved with them
38:00 <spence> I like pubs 
38:00 <romeo> ah
38:00 <romeo> cool
38:00 <mandyjane> I LOVE PUBS
38:00 <spence> My mate goes on aus swingers site lol
38:00 <partay> Pictard you retard.. Did you get a Jenny Craig gift certificate for xmas ?
38:00 <romeo> spence what kind of food do you like?
38:00 <spence> http://au.australianswingerscontacts.com/member/search/
38:00 <romeo> a i c
39:00 <partay> where's Mew I have her raincoat ?
39:00 <Picard> partgay you cock smoker did you get some lube?
39:00 <spence> lol all kinds romeo
39:00 <mandyjane> DRY HIT NO SPIT
39:00 <romeo> cool
39:00 <mandyjane> lol I'm going to sleep losers
39:00 <mandyjane> Goodnight
39:00 <spence> Love Hungarian food
39:00 <spence> and KFC 
39:00 <spence> Kebabs
40:00 <romeo> i wouldn't mind some russian food
40:00 <spence> souvlakis
40:00 <romeo> yeah
40:00 <spence> fush n chups 
40:00 <romeo> =)
40:00 <spence> Salami
40:00 <Sevi> spence, why don't you just narrow it down and say you love food :D
41:00 <spence> Lol ok I love food
41:00 <romeo> i love olives
41:00 <spence> Nah 
41:00 <romeo> ham?
41:00 <spence> Only on pizza 
41:00 <romeo> ok ok
41:00 <spence> Fuck yes ham
42:00 <Sevi> I got some ham in the fridge if you'd like some
42:00 <spence> I would 
42:00 <romeo> i got some Sevi in the fridge
42:00 <Picard> ok i have a question and i want an honest answer. 
42:00 <spence> Shoot
42:00 <Sevi> romeo, you have strawberries in the fridge? gimme ..
42:00 <Picard> how many of you dead beat cunts were on irc yesterday???
42:00 <romeo> hehe
42:00 <romeo> woah
42:00 <partay> pictard i bet you were
42:00 <spence> yep for the first time in years 
43:00 <Picard> partgay would have been here im sure
43:00 <Picard> cunt has no friends
43:00 <partay> pictard first time here in 6 days\
43:00 <partay> yu useless no life sick fuck\
43:00 <Picard> or planning a date with his faggot lovers
43:00 <partay> not with your fat ugly wife that's for sure
43:00 <spence> What's wrong Picard 
44:00 <spence> Irc no good ?
44:00 <partay> pictard is sad cos hes 45 fat bald and uggers
44:00 <Picard> irc is fine, just dont see whyyou would want or need to be here xmas day
44:00 <spence> Lol uggers
44:00 <Picard> partgay loves cock
44:00 <spence> some ppl don't have family to be with 
44:00 <British^Meat> awww @ B1
45:00 <Picard> so they seek out irc morons??
45:00 <spence> I guess 
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <Picard> poor cunts
45:00 <spence> U must be an irc moron too 
45:00 <spence> Ur here 
45:00 <Picard> nuh i wasnt here xmas day
45:00 <Picard> i was with my family
45:00 <Picard> i have a life
46:00 <spence> Lol whatever man ur a retard 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> when im the rock and roll STAR!
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> pizza
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> never
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> goes
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> out
46:00 <spence> Mmmmmmm anchovies
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> of
46:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> fashion
46:00 <spence> never bro
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Romeo
47:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> hiya
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a question and not pickin' on ya
47:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> how are you?
47:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> ok
47:00 <Doodle> no i will not measure it Bastardly_One
47:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> ....
47:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get a brain injury from a car crash or something?
47:00 <Doodle> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> aww
47:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> yep ages ago
48:00 <spence> Hi bastard child
48:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
48:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and just checkin Romeo
48:00 <spence> no beeeeeeeeeer
48:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> xtc
48:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> ?
48:00 <Doodle> i just put together me new barbie m8
48:00 <spence> mdma
48:00 <Doodle> its ace
48:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> & beer
49:00 <Doodle> http://oi41.tinypic.com/27ydglu.jpg
49:00 <spence> ice cream
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good by the way
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the old place got one in Oct
50:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> bags of unmarked cocaine
50:00 <gib> got calis from lighting smokes used to get them from ps3
51:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> BastardlyOne how was your christmas?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad man ... your's?
51:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> cool
51:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> yep got lots of things done and was fun
51:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
51:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> bags of unmarked cocaine
52:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> good stuff
52:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> :P
52:00 <spence> Nice barbie doodle
52:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> now im bored
52:00 <Doodle> cheers m8
52:00 <Picard> skype anyone?
52:00 <spence> do they make em for men ?
52:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> spence what gives you hope these days?
53:00 <spence> My daughter mate 
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> ok cool
53:00 <gib> ne1 in here never done drugs?
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> mmm
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> i have
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> you?
53:00 <gib> you have done them
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> have you?
53:00 <Doodle> lol spence
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yes there is
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> of course
53:00 <Doodle> my old one was too big
53:00 <Doodle> and fucked
53:00 <gib> i done shit loads but i quit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not active at this seond but there is
53:00 <spence> Joking doodle I want it 
53:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> ok
54:00 <\Alienated_Romeo_> quiting sux
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fuckin' good Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> awes
54:00 <Doodle> it would want to be
54:00 <Bastardly_One> will be the best tasting bbq you have for ages
54:00 <Doodle> took me 2hrs to put the cunt together
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <spence> Lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of wearing it in though
54:00 <spence> Romeo what gives u hope 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> keep it clean each use
54:00 <gib> is ne couple on austnet faithful to each other?
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> i sometimes wake up with my pants off
55:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to prefer keeping clean to being worn in
55:00 <Doodle> yeah i will be keeping it pretty clean
55:00 <Sevi> Doodle, I bought my mum a bbq like yours but twice the size, had to put it together in an hr
55:00 <Doodle> good for you
55:00 <Doodle> i had a cat helping me
55:00 <Doodle> and i am pretty smashed
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> hope springs
55:00 <Sevi> and cats are helpful as anything :P
55:00 <Sevi> lol
55:00 <alienated\Romeo> hope springs ETERNAL
55:00 <gib> cats rule
55:00 <Doodle> yeah he is helpful like a seizure
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I got new cat today
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly
55:00 <spence> Dirty Barby all good that's fucking soft man...keep it clean ahaha
55:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1501178_10201520648191700_1904742218_o.jpg
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he wanted to come home with me anyway
56:00 <Doodle> him helping to polish the car
56:00 <British^Meat> nawww
56:00 <British^Meat> r we posting pics of our kitties?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwww
56:00 <alienated\Romeo> kentucky fried cat
56:00 <British^Meat> i just uploaded a new one
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on yarrowee yeah?
56:00 <Sevi> awww so cute :)
56:00 <Doodle> i was just explaining how much of a cunt mine is
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've met your cat while you've not been home
56:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
56:00 <Doodle> nah
56:00 <Doodle> i dont live on yarrowee
56:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s720x720/1507884_10152481346913032_734906953_n.jpg
56:00 <British^Meat> Indy
56:00 <Doodle> but i did when i was little
56:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I haven't :P
57:00 <Doodle> nice pic British^Meat
57:00 <British^Meat> She my purdy kitty
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how most tortishells are ugly?
57:00 <alienated\Romeo> >-< 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Sevi's aint ... cutest ever
57:00 <British^Meat> I think i only like female cats
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> dogs
58:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, my mate has a dude cat and it just looks weird
58:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1458596_10152043458040844_988289748_n.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> i've had both male and female theyre both cunts
58:00 <Maurice> Thats mine
58:00 <alienated\Romeo> Dogs
58:00 <Maurice> His name is 'stop being a fucking asshole you stupid dickhead'
58:00 <Doodle> haha
58:00 <Doodle> so's mine
58:00 <Doodle> coincidence
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the moth murderer
58:00 <spence> Lol
58:00 <British^Meat> naww Maurice
58:00 <Sevi> Maurice if your cat goes missing it wasn't me :D
59:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1458596_10152043458040844_988289748_n.jpg
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> anyone here had a pet dog b4?
59:00 <Maurice> He's very rude
59:00 <Maurice> I have a dog currently..
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
59:00 <Doodle> this is what i got xmas morning: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1537645_10201510385295134_378108973_o.jpg
59:00 <Doodle> cheers m8
59:00 <Doodle> thx a lot
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Maurice> I told you, its the thought that counts
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> kmurder dog
59:00 <Sevi> who's a good kitty :D
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Rob
59:00 <alienated\Romeo> fish are prettier to look at
00:00 <Bastardly_One> at least he got you a present man
00:00 <Maurice> Mine caught a mouse and one of my kids stood onit
00:00 <Maurice> On it*
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> cats look feral
00:00 <Doodle> lol 
00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <Doodle> yeah i've stood on dead mice
00:00 <British^Meat> dead bird :P
00:00 <Doodle> and run them over
00:00 <Maurice> I heard it from the bedroom 'MUUUUUM I STOOD ON A MOUSE'
00:00 <Doodle> he leaves dead shit everywhere
00:00 <British^Meat> naww he looks so happy with himself
00:00 <Maurice> I yelled back 'THEN CHUCK IT OUTSIDE'
00:00 <Maurice> So he did
00:00 <British^Meat> awesome cat, but a lil shit
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <British^Meat> get that thing a bell!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the cat at my old place is an expert killer ... he cuts very neatly
00:00 <Sevi> the cat that I used to have, I had to give him away, he used to catch rats n mice, never brought them into the house, but if I was outside having a smoke, he'd eat them right next to me
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1507254_10201499210295766_1895402703_o.jpg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or should I say guts mice very neatly
01:00 <Doodle> helping me wash the car
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> i almost give up
01:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:00 <Sevi> Doodle, I love how his back is to you LOL
01:00 <British^Meat> i like how he's........... supervising
01:00 <Maurice> Wheres his bikini
01:00 <Doodle> he wouldn't look at me
01:00 <Maurice> Afraid you'd make him help
01:00 <Doodle> yeah
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
01:00 <Doodle> prick
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he owns you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> be thankful he considers you with presents
02:00 <Maurice> Kiss a rick kiss a prick
02:00 <Doodle> loool
02:00 <Maurice> Lol did you see my status
02:00 <Doodle> cats dont leave dead stuff around as presents
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they do
02:00 <Doodle> they leave dead animals around to try and show you how to hunt
02:00 <Doodle> nope
02:00 <partay> Maurice 
02:00 <Doodle> theyre like
02:00 <Maurice> 19 hours ago
02:00 <Maurice> 'What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?'
02:00 <Maurice> 'Strong.'
02:00 <Maurice> 'Sister-matic' *cue laughter*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well that too
02:00 <Doodle> youre not killing stuff
02:00 <Doodle> here is how 
02:00 <Doodle> lol i saw that maurice
03:00 <Sevi> my sister-in-laws cat likes to bring mice into the house and lets them go
03:00 <alienated\Romeo> ?
03:00 <Doodle> 'will you close your mouth while you're eating'
03:00 <Doodle> WELL HOW THE BLOODY HELL ELSE AM I SPOSED TO GET THE FOOD IN
03:00 <gib> why do ppl put on acts?
03:00 <Sevi> my other s-i-l is a vet nurse, I love it when she brings home 2 or 3wk old kittens and I get to feed them every few hrs :D
03:00 <alienated\Romeo>  
03:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE SO FAR IN THE CLOSET YOU'RE IN FUCKING NARNIA
03:00 <Doodle> loool
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> fuck working
04:00 <gib> who Maurice?
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> working fuck
04:00 <Maurice> U m8
04:00 <gib> no m8
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> m9
04:00 <alienated\Romeo> sex is good fun
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> .
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> 4
05:00 <alienated\Romeo>  
05:00 <alienated\Romeo> fuck
05:00 <AngrymanXL> U WOT M*?
05:00 <AngrymanXL> M8?
06:00 <AngrymanXL> Sex is too tiring. I'd rather waste the energy on sculpting my abs or something.
06:00 <Maurice> Sex isn't tiring if you starfish it
06:00 <partay> AngrymanXL or masturbating like pictard 
06:00 <gib> sex is waste of time 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> said no-one getting it - ever
07:00 <zoopzoop> gotta go food shopping
07:00 <zoopzoop> almost scored a third beer today
08:00 <Maurice> Wow, 3 whole beers
08:00 <Maurice> You lucky doer
08:00 <zoopzoop> yeah
08:00 <zoopzoop> murder dog
08:00 <zoopzoop> Murder dog
08:00 <gib> i drank 8 cans so far
08:00 <Maurice> ...
08:00 <zoopzoop> murder Dog
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> hah most futile
09:00 <partay> Maurice didnt you promise me some xmas box ?
09:00 <Maurice> Dicklicker
09:00 <Maurice> That depends
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he apparently has a brain injury
09:00 <Maurice> He has something
09:00 <Bastardly_One> from a car accident
09:00 <Sevi> but a brain is not it?
09:00 <Maurice> He used to change nicks literally every 15 seconds
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <Maurice> He was the reason +N was put on most channels
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's banned elsewhere for that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
10:00 <Maurice> Oh christ, is gib chris?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <{LeE}> saounds like it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was too legible for Chris
11:00 <Bastardly_One> haaaaaaaaaaai Lee
11:00 <{LeE}> HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is
11:00 <niggashit> wat wood u know lee u fat pig
11:00 <Bastardly_One> gib
11:00 <Bastardly_One> OI GIB
11:00 <gib> yes
11:00 <{LeE}> ??? u r???
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how come you took the double bong vid down
11:00 <gib> what vid?
12:00 <{LeE}> pumping up a big ball is hard work
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you're chris yeah?
12:00 <AngrymanXL> Home and Away and Neigbours should have their actors guest star on each others show.
12:00 <gib> i am gib
12:00 <AngrymanXL> Have toadstool visit summber bay for a month or something.
13:00 <AngrymanXL> and shane and angel find a home in ramsay st.
14:00 <Sevi> AngrymanXL, you still watch those shows?
14:00 <{LeE}> oink oink
14:00 <{LeE}> lol
14:00 <gib> lol
14:00 <gib> pork yummy
14:00 <AngrymanXL> I've never watched those shows.
14:00 <{LeE}> im a mother fucking pig yo
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *warthog :P
14:00 <{LeE}> errpig* not big
15:00 <AngrymanXL> But i have seen commercials and it seems like summer bay is running out of actors so they are bringing back dead ones.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you typed pig
15:00 <{LeE}> :/
15:00 <{LeE}> shhh 
15:00 <AngrymanXL> I saw Irene on one of the commercials recently.
15:00 <AngrymanXL> that bitch was on there 20 years ago.
15:00 <{LeE}> my memory is blaa atm losing my mind
15:00 <niggashit> retard
15:00 <{LeE}> with no child around since yesterday morning
15:00 <AngrymanXL> I used to watch Breakers.
15:00 <AngrymanXL> bring back Breakers!!
16:00 <niggashit> child goes to her fathers place because her mother is an unfit mother
16:00 <niggashit> court said so
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <{LeE}> get her back tomorrow woot but her dad is staying till satday woooot
17:00 <Picard> you going to fuck the ex?
17:00 <{LeE}> noooooooo
17:00 <gib> whats a good non commerical rock punk sorta song from this year?
17:00 <{LeE}> :/
17:00 <Picard> i bet u do
17:00 <niggashit> shell fuck him for sure
17:00 <{LeE}> hes sleeping on the bunkbed
17:00 <Picard> lies
17:00 <{LeE}> no i wont
17:00 <niggashit> she only has him over so she can get some cock
17:00 <{LeE}> niggashit who the fuck r u
17:00 <AngrymanXL> gib: Vampira by the Misfits
17:00 <Picard> u will get pissed, or high and fuck
18:00 <Picard> he will do u in the arse
18:00 <{LeE}> no he will not
18:00 <Picard> he will so
18:00 <gib> thats not even 2mins long
18:00 <Picard> u are a horny bitch
18:00 <gib> something longer
18:00 <AngrymanXL> short and sweet.
18:00 <AngrymanXL> the best songs are no longer than 3 mins.
18:00 <{LeE}> ill fuck Kelevra id take her over any guy any day
18:00 <Picard> nothing wrong with anal {LeE} 
19:00 <{LeE}> nothing wrong with pussy ether
19:00 <niggashit> what a life the child will gorw up in, 1, a mother thats unfit, 2 doesnt have a fulltime mother and father and 3 the mother wont allow the father to spend time with the child
19:00 <Picard> lol niggashit
19:00 <{LeE}> i am a full time mum hes only down for xmas
19:00 <{LeE}> farken hell
19:00 <Picard> random fuck and she will be pregnant again
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell some cunts
19:00 <AngrymanXL> songs that go for longer than 4 minutes are pretentious 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> here's one
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup DAD
19:00 <niggashit> oh and 4 the mother lets junky skanks to live at the house and smoke cigs and drugs
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> innit
20:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive u got anymore fake models moving in?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fake
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate
20:00 <gib> AngrymanXL i could make better song than that with my toothbrush and cheese grater
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> just cause ur wife is fat
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur kids are slow..
20:00 <AngrymanXL> gib:  I doubt it.
20:00 <spence> Lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> learners.
20:00 <Picard> get better lies next time
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont need to give me shit right
20:00 <niggashit> j0shua blackw00d is a fuckn faggot
20:00 <Picard> Serenity exposed u lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lies?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE ADVENTURES OF ANDY PEDO?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> very funny right?
20:00 <Picard> exposedddddddddddddddddddddddd 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> want me post ur tiny dick
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
21:00 <British^Meat> post your munted nose pic
21:00 <niggashit> LOL LISTEN PandasDontDrive YA FAGT Serenity exposed u lol
21:00 <Serenity> oi
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> munted?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> least i can box mate
21:00 <British^Meat> errr what?
21:00 <Serenity> dont bring me into it. i didnt know who she was i just looked her up
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> go at me all the time arent u sposed to be shush
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> briss
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> British^Meat
21:00 <Kelevra> niggashit stfu.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur sposed to not talk to me
21:00 <British^Meat> nope
22:00 <Picard> did panda get bashed??
22:00 <British^Meat> who said that?
22:00 <niggashit> u sttfu skank
22:00 <Kelevra> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> im putting u on ignore.
22:00 <British^Meat> u went whinging to #ASD they asked me to leave u alone, but i dont think it was a warning or anything
22:00 <niggashit> lol look out the fat pig goes sook'n to junky mel
22:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive is a weak cunt
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lest i go back n u get banned.
22:00 <Kelevra> are you the guy who pasted me the cheap ass pic of the guy wearing 50 dollar bills
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> k bye
22:00 <{LeE}> why the fuck did i even bother comming on here lols every time i come back there is still fuckheads in here omfg
22:00 <Kelevra> I'm a junky now niggashit?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway sup lee mel?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> merry xmas
22:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOCCVBwQZQ
22:00 <niggashit> get a life lee u pig
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Misfits - Vampira (Dec 30, 2008) 1:28 - Category: Music - 15,296 views - 57 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
22:00 <thestig> LEIZgH GET FUCKED
22:00 <niggashit> grow up
23:00 <{LeE}> not much PandasDontDrive an u 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lee call me
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm alright thanks for asking, how are you?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> :p
23:00 <{LeE}> ok
23:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive show us more fake pics of your roomie
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
23:00 <Picard> Kelevra hello
23:00 <couleurs> yer mang
23:00 <Kelevra> hey andy 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> call my mobile
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> or home
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> whichever
23:00 <gib> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oNtBFS2kak
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Misfits- Vampira (Different Version) (Jan 16, 2011) 1:39 - Category: Music - 5,962 views - 37 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <Picard> Kelevra can u have sex with {LeE} and film it so i can watch
23:00 <niggashit> lol
23:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive im waiting for the pics man
23:00 <AngrymanXL> man... that version is horrible.
23:00 <Kelevra> lol when I can have sex I'll work something out
23:00 <niggashit> itll be like watching 2 retards
24:00 <Picard> thanks Kelevra
24:00 <Kelevra> =P
24:00 <Picard> looking forward to it
24:00 <AngrymanXL> too slow for my liking.
24:00 <niggashit> LOL LISTEN PandasDontDrive YA FAGT Cerenity exposed u lol
24:00 <AngrymanXL> I like to get in and out as quick as possible.
24:00 <gib> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OdSUAzg3lc
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: S.O.D. - March Of The SOD/Sargent D (Apr 21, 2011) 3:52 - Category: Nonprofits and Activism - 168,593 views - 1,304 likes (98.7%), 17 dislikes (1.3%)
24:00 <Doodle> cerenity
24:00 <Picard> Serenity****
24:00 <Kelevra> Sir nerity
25:00 <Kelevra> =P
25:00 <Kelevra> I'd fuck her so hard if she had a penis
25:00 <Serenity> melll
25:00 <Serenity> how was christmas dear
25:00 <Kelevra> HAI! <3
25:00 <Picard> id fuck her so hard without her penis
25:00 <Doodle> homos
25:00 <Doodle> speakin of
25:00 <Doodle> g
25:00 <spence> Homogays
25:00 <niggashit> mel fuks anyt5hing
25:00 <Kelevra> omfg it was so good, we got so many presents it was incredible
25:00 <niggashit> thats how she got her name
25:00 <Doodle> omg does she
26:00 <Maurice> I hope she'll fuck me
26:00 <Serenity> naww thats good
26:00 <Doodle> same
26:00 <Maurice> I took a ticket back in '09
26:00 <gib> music is much like sex its just up and down up and down
26:00 <Kelevra> haha you sluts
26:00 <megamanga> doodleburger
26:00 <Doodle> sup g
26:00 <Maurice> OI KELEVRA
26:00 <Kelevra> how was your xmas' Serenity and Maurice?
26:00 <megamanga> nm mang
26:00 <Maurice> You know how Doodle wouldn't meet me for xmas eve airport sex?
26:00 <Serenity> yeah was great here
26:00 <Serenity> so much foooood
26:00 <Maurice> Well he dropped the ball again, wouldn't meet Cam for boxing day airport sex
26:00 <Serenity> kids got so much
26:00 <Maurice> Mine was goooodly spanks :D
27:00 <Doodle> wheres the incentive
27:00 <Kelevra> O
27:00 <Kelevra> F
27:00 <Kelevra> G
27:00 <Maurice> I asked you to film it for me
27:00 <Maurice> Jeez
27:00 <Kelevra> ROBERTO
27:00 <Maurice> I would have even paid up to 40 bucks
27:00 <Kelevra> this is a serious no no
27:00 <Doodle> lol 40 bucks
27:00 <Kelevra> no sex for the womenz, no sex for the mens
27:00 <{LeE}> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> YOU'RE SO FKN A SEXUAL
28:00 <Maurice> 40 is the going rate for a new dvd
28:00 <Doodle> am not
28:00 <Kelevra> 'A'
28:00 <gib> no sex for ne1
28:00 <Kelevra> you dirty virgin
28:00 <couleurs> hi Scarlett^Witchonson
28:00 <megamanga> i can take sick selfies now 
28:00 <niggashit> such a disease
28:00 <AngrymanXL> That SOD song is pretty alright.
28:00 <Scarlett^Witch> sup
28:00 <Serenity> i didnt know sexy was a disease
28:00 <Maurice> I saw Cam last night at the airport, told Serenity this : (21:52:13) (Maurice): At my sisters today, I bang my knee and go 'OH FUCK' and mum goes 'you will be tonight, well if you go into the airport toilets' (21:52:30) (Maurice): I said gross and she goes 'you'll walk out doing this' and she wipes around her mouth..
28:00 <Serenity> yyyyyeeeeeEEEAAAHHHH
29:00 <Kelevra> LOL
29:00 <megamanga> your mum is all class
29:00 <megamanga> lolll
29:00 <Maurice> She really is a terrible influence
29:00 <couleurs> nm just drinken a lemon n lime n u
30:00 <AngrymanXL> http://abload.de/img/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3rryd.gif
30:00 <Kelevra> is she up for adoption or you're waiting for the broken hips and her to lose function before adoption is up for bidding?
30:00 <Maurice> Lol shes only 54
30:00 <Maurice> I think she has a while before her hips go
30:00 <AngrymanXL> I made my family disappear 
31:00 <Kelevra> bloody youngen
31:00 <Maurice> No wait, 55
31:00 <Kelevra> on the up side anthony's mums coming to see me soon
31:00 <Maurice> Yay!
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'm pretty chuffed
32:00 <Kelevra> she's a charm, none of her kids came to see her this xmas nor called and we've been in contact so I'm like 'come down!'
32:00 <Maurice> Assholes
32:00 <Kelevra> two are lesbians, ones a homo fkn cunt and the other is just full of herself
32:00 <Kelevra> so meh, I'm her adopted child and she'll have a ball here
32:00 <spence> Goodnight all
33:00 <Kelevra> night spence
33:00 <Maurice> Yep, coz you understand that mothers are special, they obv dont
33:00 <partay> i like milf's
34:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
34:00 <Maurice> Do we have smellovision now
34:00 <Picard> partgay u like men, dont lie
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah well she's a totally awesome person so I'm hoping she comes down and I can take her out and show her melbourne but I'm almost clueless what we'll get upto, she's a wild one
34:00 <partay> oh pictard
34:00 <Maurice> Cams in melb atm
34:00 <Maurice> But only until saturday arvo
34:00 <Kelevra> family thing?
35:00 <Kelevra> I thought he wasn't home until new years
35:00 <Maurice> His grandma had a heart attack on xmas eve, they said she wont make it, so he left work yesterday and flew over
35:00 <Kelevra> omg I'm so sorry to hear that
35:00 <Kelevra> that's so horrible
35:00 <Serenity> who was that guy
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah shes so lovely, but shes 94, so shes had a good life
36:00 <Maurice> Some cock smoker
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
36:00 <partay> 94 is a good innings
36:00 <Kelevra> Serenity chris I think judging by this morning
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what Maurice said
36:00 <{LeE}> night allllllllllllllllllllllllllll xo
36:00 <Kelevra> OMG Maurice she died =(
36:00 <Maurice> I wish to be a cock smoker
36:00 <Maurice> But I wont light it
36:00 <Kelevra> that's so fkn sad =(
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I reckon gib is Chris
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not spense
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then
36:00 <Maurice> Who died
36:00 <Serenity> which chris
36:00 <Maurice> And I reckon gib is chris too
36:00 <Maurice> I said it earlier
37:00 <Kelevra> oh I read as she'd, not she's
37:00 <Kelevra> sorry
37:00 <Kelevra> LOL
37:00 <Maurice> Lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckin hell
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD XD
37:00 <Kelevra> skim reading will be the death of me
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> PULL MY TRIGGER FINGER EVERY NIGGA HITS THE DECK!
37:00 <Picard> panda shhhh
37:00 <Kelevra> I'll read aids and turn down the love of my life
38:00 <Kelevra> yeah that cunt had aids
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck Picard
38:00 <Bastardly_One> has loof been on today?
38:00 <megamanga> boobies
38:00 <Sevi> yes
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> big arse and tiny cock he has
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hiding from him
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
38:00 <Bastardly_One> was he calm?
38:00 <Kelevra> PandasDontDrive you described my ex
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont make me post The Adventures Of Andy Pedo to ppl in pm
38:00 <Kelevra> LOL
38:00 <megamanga> ...what did you do
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> k mate
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard?
38:00 <Maurice> Rofl Kelevra
38:00 <Sevi> I didn't reallyl pay attention
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
39:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive i want u to post more pics of your fake roomue
39:00 <Kelevra> massive ass tiny cocck
39:00 <Picard> roomie
39:00 <Kelevra> -c
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> my what
39:00 <Bastardly_One> last night he was on a happy high ... and over sensitive is all
39:00 <Picard> cocck?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
39:00 <Picard> u got a stutter?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont take ur tiny dick shit out on me
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> no slut
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> behoves you to respect women
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy.
39:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive i hear u got a tiny cock, like 4cms when hard is this true?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy Love. lol
40:00 <Serenity> look
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Love
40:00 <Serenity> all cocks need love ok
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
40:00 <Doodle> loool
40:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me Picard
40:00 <Maurice> Lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in main
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not bm
40:00 <Maurice> They need it, but most dont deserve it
40:00 <partay> ahem
40:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive im not pm`ing u 
40:00 <Picard> you van get fucked
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's alright maet
41:00 <Serenity> YEAH FUCK YOUR VAN
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK U VAN
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> CUNT
41:00 <Kelevra> I'd fuck a tiny penis
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd fuck any penis Mel
41:00 <British^Meat> nah
41:00 <Maurice> I have done, I was shown the error of my ways
41:00 <Kelevra> it's self preservation in my books
41:00 <British^Meat> do it it main
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi
41:00 <Maurice> Never again
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel
41:00 <British^Meat> he HATES that
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> did she say to u
41:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One don't make me out to be a slut!!!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want u pm me tell me everything!
41:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive are u high????
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
42:00 <Kelevra> you know everything lol, it was bloody painful
42:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooo Pandas
42:00 <Picard> so u are just stupid???
42:00 <Kelevra> I had to show lee my vagina several times
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk off nobody gives a toss about u Fanny
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know the rest of the story
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm like 'whats the go, I can't see'
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why did the model go nuts?
42:00 <Kelevra> LOL
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dodo i
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh the model you called the cops on
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why did she go nuts in the first place?
42:00 <Kelevra> I seriously didn't care if anyone saw my vagina cause I couldn't
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Maurice> I made Cam groom me before my c-sects
43:00 <Maurice> For the same reasons
43:00 <Picard> eeewww
43:00 <Kelevra> I flapped that sheet around like it was candy at a kids party
43:00 <Kelevra> SOMEONE LOOK
43:00 <megamanga> lol
44:00 <megamanga> LOOK AT MY FCKING VAGINA
44:00 <megamanga> JUST LOOK
44:00 <Maurice> Did you get a sponge bath?
44:00 <Maurice> Coz I did :/
44:00 <Maurice> My nurses name for one of them was 'Sunbeam'
44:00 <Maurice> Fucking hippies
44:00 <Kelevra> no lol they didn't molest me in a bath
44:00 <Kelevra> =P
44:00 <Maurice> No no, they molested me in my bed
46:00 <Serenity> FUCKKK
46:00 <Kelevra> nah I totally got told 'this shit is happening, relax' then I'm like 'nooooooooooooooooooooo' my legs starting shaking like a  very young year old virgin and then they had to put me under like a rape victim
46:00 <Serenity> chris wont stop ranting in pm
46:00 <Serenity> someone go distract him
46:00 <Kelevra> lee has seen more of my vagina then I have with like 7 years of masturbation
46:00 <partay> Kelevra you dont use a mirror ?
47:00 <Kelevra> fkn who does that
47:00 <partay> ive seen it in all the pornos
47:00 <Kelevra> nah I never used a mirror
47:00 <Serenity> i would show you my vagina'
47:00 <partay> oh and i do
48:00 <Kelevra> I got told if you masturbate it can cause blindness and you'll go to hell then I dated a limp dicked guy when I was 20-21
48:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> so I had abit of a fidgit in the pants and realised my mum was a total liar
48:00 <Picard> fuck i masterbate every day, im a goner
48:00 <Picard> masturbate*
48:00 <Serenity> lol i didnt flick my bean until i was like 23
48:00 <katatonic_kate> I'm surprised you can read what's written on the screen
48:00 <Serenity> d
49:00 <partay> Serenity shame
49:00 <Sevi> I started at 12
49:00 <Maurice> 23!
49:00 <Serenity> dude think about it
49:00 <Maurice> I still don't masturbate
49:00 <Serenity> i didnt even have an orgasm until 4 years ago
49:00 <Maurice> I'm a good girl I am.. Doodle knows this
49:00 <Picard> partgay did it whe he was 4, well his uncle george did it and made him watch
49:00 <Maurice> I thought you meant by the hands of another
50:00 <Serenity> no EVER
50:00 <Maurice> Picard, if you don't stfu with this shit, I'm putting my steelcap in your arse, sideways
50:00 <Serenity> at all
50:00 <partay> pictard trust you to bring pedo into the conversation you sick fuck 
50:00 <Picard> promise Maurice? i love it kinky
50:00 <Kelevra> I'm too scared to have sex or touch myself
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Maurice> You'll be right
50:00 <Serenity> hahahah
50:00 <Serenity> i was terrified
50:00 <Maurice> Give it another couple of weeks
50:00 <Kelevra> now I know it all leads to babies and you could die it's all so scary
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> I'm serious
50:00 <Picard> do it in the arse and problem solved
51:00 <stebie> fuuuuuuuu hull city
51:00 <Kelevra> I have a fucking placenta in my freezer to remind me of how shit can go so bad
51:00 <megamanga> theres always gobbi
51:00 <Picard> wtf, y?
51:00 <Serenity> shes gonna cook a placenta pie
51:00 <Picard> eewwwwww
51:00 <Serenity> full of iron
51:00 <Maurice> Lol I left mine behind
52:00 <Maurice> My sister buried hes under plants..
52:00 <Picard> thats fucking gross
52:00 <Maurice> My neices is under a chilli plant coz shes fiery
52:00 <Maurice> Hers*
52:00 <megamanga> theres heaps of recipes if you want to eat it Picard 
52:00 <Kelevra> I was drugged up and they said some shit about the placenta and they said 'do you want it' I'm like 'yeah okay, whats the go with it' then I fell asleep and lee had to learn about it cause it was an anomoly' apparently it wasn't connected properly or something
53:00 <Kelevra> I dunno what the go was and I'm too scared to view it
53:00 <megamanga> it looks gross to me
53:00 <Kelevra> you haven't seen mine
53:00 <Kelevra> I bet it's pretty
53:00 <Bastardly_One> looked kind of like a side of veal to me
53:00 <megamanga> a lot of "youth serums" use placenta from animals
53:00 <megamanga> maybe you should rub it on your face
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cutting the umbilcle cord was weird
54:00 <Kelevra> you're gross
54:00 <megamanga> haha
54:00 <megamanga> :D
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm thinking of planting mine
54:00 <Serenity> if you cut it in half
54:00 <Serenity> across not down
54:00 <Serenity> it will look like a tree
54:00 <megamanga> ugh
54:00 <Kelevra> how the fuck do you know which way is the correct way to cut it?
54:00 <megamanga> medium rare thanks Kelevra 
55:00 <Kelevra> OMG DAVE IF YOU ATE IT
55:00 <megamanga> bahaha
55:00 <partay> Kelevra did u have a c-sect?
55:00 <Kelevra> I'd give you 100$
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stuff
55:00 <megamanga> totally not worth 100 bucks for a year of vomiting
55:00 <Kelevra> partay yeah I'm small waisted and the babies head got stuck
55:00 <Kelevra> btw you promised me a nude picture partay
55:00 <megamanga> i have child baring hips :3
55:00 <Maurice> I wasnt small waisted, I was small cervix'd
55:00 <Kelevra> not kidding.
55:00 <megamanga> err bearing
56:00 <partay> let me open my C:/nudes/partay/database
56:00 <Maurice> I actually yelled at my eldest tonight for nearly killing both of us coz his heart rate dropped
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's what she meant Maurice
56:00 <Maurice> Coz we're watching X-Men and Wolverines heart rate went over 300 bpm
56:00 <Kelevra> well I have the hips of a small person and when I called the hospital they said the pain was my pelvic floor but it was fkn labour
56:00 <Kelevra> those cunts
57:00 <Maurice> Yeah, Bastardly_One, Kelevra and I were almost identical
57:00 <Maurice> Babies head stuck, cervix not dilating, small asshole babies
57:00 <Maurice> Just the genitalia was different..
57:00 <Maurice> Between kids, not us..
57:00 <Bastardly_One> my son was 6hrs from start to finish
57:00 <Kelevra> mine apparently dialiated to 5cms then I sucked the little shit back in to 3cms dialation
57:00 <Maurice> I got to 6 lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> eclampsia though
58:00 <Kelevra> lmao
58:00 <Kelevra> fkn kids are crapnoids
58:00 <Maurice> And fucking Cam ate my lunch
58:00 <Kelevra> OMG
58:00 <Picard> our first child wifey was in labor over 72 hours 
58:00 <Kelevra> I wouldve murdered him
58:00 <Serenity> 8:56pm] <Kelevra> well I have the hips of a small person and when I called the hospital they said the pain was my pelvic floor but it was fkn labour
58:00 <Kelevra> I was technically in labour 3 hours
58:00 <megamanga> i never want kids 
58:00 <Serenity> i said it was labourrrr
58:00 <Maurice> It ended for the best, an hour later the nurse comes out 'YOU DIDN'T EAT THAT DID YOU? IT WASNT FOR YOU!'
59:00 <Maurice> Lucky for her
59:00 <megamanga> they cant do anything right
59:00 <Kelevra> I know sezz lol I was like 'that bitch was right'
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Kelevra> even through labour I was like 'fkn bitch knewwww it'
59:00 <Maurice> MERRY CHRISTMAS
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Picard> fuck this im off to bed
59:00 <Maurice> Speaking of, my asshole kid turns 6 on saturday
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